2xRaKai
๐ STREAMER UNIVERSITY 2026 DRAFT ๐ WE HERE ๐ KC3 IS BACK ๐ 25XX SUMMER ๐
07-07-2026 ยท 2h 20m
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Fuck your I wrote who kid is texting my fucking phone and said your I wrote who can read out a fucking memory
How the fuck is your I don't took it run out of fucking memory out of every stream that's human right now
How the fuck does my other two kids run out of fucking memory?
the fucking me memory
The fuck you mean memory the fuck you talking about other than a fucking camera to fucking shaming fucking service
What memory is it?
I'm in!
To axes! My fucking brother!
I
Got in our two kids soul dick years game
I
Mean screen out working no more
I
Gotta call my mommy
Oh my fucking god
Mom I did it
Listen, we made it
With the rosaries, we're gonna get it
You for me
I'm gone
Bo chat
Her application was really good. I don't think she submitted an application on goddamn
Yeah, yeah on the website
She was pretty good
That's a deal.
Next!
We have...
Bonnie!
Bonnie is in the building.
I repeat, Bonnie come to the front.
Bonnie come to the front.
What the fuck is she doing?
Bonnie!
Bonnie, blow!
Fuck, no way!
There's no way!
There's no way!
There is no way! There is no way!
There is no way! Run! Run! Run!
Yo that shit's air buddy! Blue!
There is no way!
Yo yo yo!
Yo that shit's air buddy! Blue! You wanna be beat my me too!
I said hold on now!
So let's fuck down!
Yo chat, you two go start right now!
Chat you two go start right now!
You two go start right now!
Chat you two go start right now!
You two go start right now!
Chat, I'm sorry. I was too cassette.
Sorry, you're chat. I'm sorry about I was too cassette.
Fucking, some bullshit bro.
Fucking meme. I fucking meme already.
Fuck, man, shit was alive.
Hold on, hold on.
Really guy in that bitch twit fucking sees us go let's fucking go
Speed up dogs, bro
Here it does, bro
Rekai Rekai Rekai Rekai
Okay
No, don't you know you can't
Bit tick
She's not streaming. Okay. Tatum big tick is not streaming currently
to them big tic I wish you a little bit of her
can't say them big tic oh I'm putting this on the minute I play the snow I'm
playing this on the minute now I'm putting the snow in a minute I'll tell
you that next I'll tell you that we have
He's mad sexy, bro.
I
Tell your mom it's time for you to mug me nigga. Now it's time for us to have a mug off nigga
What the fuck I said it I said it I'm all golf. You think you muggin niggas
You think you think you think you muggin niggas
Let me see you live nigga!
I don't even fuck you real long time.
Hey, hey more Moggy shit!
Let me see you live nigga!
Hey Moggy shit!
Alright, I'm off.
Yo, call up, bro!
I'm not fucking...
Shut the hell up right now!
And I'm still walking, bro!
I
I'm just saying
Mona, I'm just saying I'm actually matter out mod you game
Triceps is there again
Not seeds got in bro. So fucking
I MEAN MOUNTAIN! I MEAN YOUR POLLAR!
YOU A POLLAR! YOU A POLLAR MOUNTAIN!
Everyone, go back up!
More than me!
No pollin' no chats!
No pollin' YouTube and Twitch!
Kai, you know you ugly as shit, bro!
Kai, you know you ugly gang!
Hey, I'm sayin' Kai!
Are you out that ass?
Everybody vote!
Everybody vote! Holy shit!
Yo!
Holy shit!
Holy shit Marlin you lost bo. How are looking at okay? I'm winning in the I'm winning in the twist chat
How are they gonna you too? Oh my god? Oh my gosh
Is it
Oh my gosh, they said I won game everybody vote. Holy shit. We have to read the poll
Do a poll in the YouTube chat
what's that shit, holy shit, mo-
you two, you two, you two depo, I ain't gonna lie, Marlame.
You gotta watch out for me, bro.
I been eating my protein.
I been god damn working out.
Yeah, yo, yo, yeah.
Come on, game.
Wow, wow, wow.
Like, hey, hey.
Like, hey, hey.
Like, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, no, it's been that much.
It's been that much.
God it's been nine months hold on it's been nine months hold on edits edits edits edits edits edit edits edits edit
Here we go again. Got you guys ugly as fuck
cello I
Have over the fuck
You can't listen to me talking go to my store
It don't work like that when you're lost on
my old flex is my new flex now and we're working on it yeah that's why I need you
that you bring to me my last girl would tear me apart but she never want to split a team
with me oh YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube
Hello, let's see the YouTube chat
Where's the pole
Sunny the pole not bitter
Holy shit
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry game. I'm sorry game. I'll bet it my bad should be skank. I'm sorry
All right, all right, congratulations to Marlon.
Marlon, the reason why I didn't accept you
as a gym teacher is because I understand
that we have sports this year.
So yeah, we've got a little bit of foundation around you.
We just need the attributes that you can offer
to show me you, you know?
So yeah, sorry.
All right, here we go, my back.
Three, two, one.
I want a cinnamon roll out of Pete. I want
What the fuck they're not live. I want to cinnamon roll
Check out one of them guys. I want to cinnamon roll. You have one you have one
She pretty too. How are you doing?
I want a cinnamon roll. You have one.
She dead. Okay, okay, okay. I'm liking this list. I'm liking this list, Jasmine Dubs.
I'm fucking shitting.
No, because the speaker is speaker.
Just in case.
Alright, just kidding. Just kidding.
Ready?
Three.
Two.
they call me lay they call me lay
Yeah
Fine shit fine shit the predictions that predictions she look good
What is she doing?
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
Oh my god, GGs. GGs. Okay, move it on. Move it on. Move it on. Move it on.
is rattled game now I live money go fuck this nigga put check IG oh it was dummy
telling his strength bro dummy control
this is a dummy yo yo this big a dummy had a trigger for when he got accepted
chat this nigga was so confident
No, you don't try hard!
Yog is fun!
Eww!
You don't try hard!
Eww!
Yo, he ain't try hard again, he, yo, they hold you check.
I ain't gonna lie, they are hungry.
What the hell is happening?
They call me late, has been accepted, next.
Jada Malay TV.
I
Know Malay TV it's a lot of girls just a lot of Malay
Jada don't you have okay? I was a lot of girls is here. It's a lot of girls is here
It was a lot of girls a lot of girls a lot of girls
Regular reaction
I don't think so.
Next.
Ah!
Do you hear that?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
We have one, here we go, they're crying, isn't it?
Here we go, three, two, one.
We have one, here we go, three, two, one.
Here we go, three, two, one.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Okay! Mule! Mule!
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry,
I throw it at me!
I'm sorry.
Holy shit, that's not bad.
Yo Jack not here!
Check your hair
Okay, okay, okay
Come on
Stop me, stop me, stop me, stop me, stop me, I see you HMMI.
Just call my fucking name daddy, that's all you gotta do daddy.
Okay, yo tat, and that's what I'm saying, all these girls out here, okay, wanna sleep?
Why?
How are you doing?
Me I like that nice nice
Yeah
Come on come on come on dog come on dog
Okay, it could be me
No.
Spirit Dog's energy!
One.
Not!
BILD!
Not!
BILD though!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god, check.
Oh my god, check.
Oh my god, check.
Listen, Billzone, you are 17 years old, but I have been seeing your content and you have
been shopping pretty much.
Two asses.
For sure.
I say this kid is good.
No, I don't know.
Check.
Pass him on, bro.
He been groaning, check.
He ass.
He fucking ass.
This guy been groaning, man.
Oh my god.
That's dope.
He fuckin' has it.
This guy been groggin' man.
Oh, that's my boy.
That's my boy.
Oh my god.
That's del you, bro.
I'm gonna tell you what I tell you, champ.
You been groggin' so long.
Plus I've been groggin' to tell y'all.
That's the wrong.
Take your permission from you.
Okay, we gotta take your permission from you
from your parents.
Get your parents on the phone.
You check facts or not, I said I didn't say that.
Facts!
Facts!
Facts!
My foot
It's only right to put a record here
Only right to put a record here
Only right, only right, only right
Kiara, please
Kiara
Please
She is not
Streaming
Only right
She's not streaming yet
Oh my
This is Kiara, please
Like a lizard like a cool no no no like no like no like I was like here we go. She looks so she looks so like
majestic, holy fuck
No, no, no dad now is there like you look like mad majestic like
I'm not saying what you I have to fucking I'm not saying what you
I'm not saying what you bro. I'm not saying what you everyone is saying
I'm gonna sing with you
That's why I need you
More than anything you do
I'm gonna
Hit me through the phone
You can hit me through the phone
They told me to hit me through the fucking mic nigga
I'm gonna go wrong at that time nigga
Wrong
Sing it with me buddy
Wrong
I'm not a fan of the train to the home
Out of my days I spent on you
Run
And now there's no end for that other star
That I've ever made that I am possible
Yeah
Save all
Run down
No
But you're not here next to me
W-1
Save all
Run down
Oh
Let me go around cuz you can blow my phone ever since I've been fucking gone and I've been purposely
Ignoring on because I've been ignoring everybody
because
You know I
Know who's gonna be in all zone all white
W run in the track
What is this?
Y'all can be rockin' off with that guy!
He's the one that's gonna kill you!
Hey, Ron!
Ron!
That's not, that's not, that's not been ignoring you, bro.
Okay?
You is not all that close on my taste!
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm getting, I'm getting to sleep!
No, no, because you're getting...
Okay, bye.
He just know how to ruin the fucking temple.
We're not even talking about a revet right now, nigga.
You know what we're talking about?
You getting your spot as you.
But yes, stable Ronaldo.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Come on.
Come on, Kyle.
Come on, Kyle.
That's right.
But one and only.
Who?
It's you.
DROP! DOG! MOON!
Da-chak!
DOG! DOG! MOON!
I
Okay, how we sounding how we sounding how we sounding how we sounding Mike is good. I lowered it Mike is good. I lowered it
Are we sounding?
Are we sounding?
Crap. Are we selling good? Better.
Copy that.
The next person
to be selected
into streaming university
is
Rafael Solo Live.
I don't know if I can see that.
It says RAPIA on solo live.
Sorry, it's like the middle.
Come on.
I
Congratulations, you have made it
I don't even know. Yo, he's dead in the middle. I can't even put on
There we go, right by y'all solo live there you go bro. Congratulations. You're going to streaming University
2026
Okay, next next next next next challenge
Yo, what's up with this night job chat? What's it? I do about this?
I don't want to be the one to put down the bad a very new shot, but I'm a real ass nigga, bro
This I think we rattled
I think I don't know
And I don't know if it's cuz I'm not my life
I don't know what it is with bitches getting down to down to the list where I don't see no fucking art in a fucking rick high
Okay, at least put baby fucking glitch what the fuck is where is my fucking name at bruh come on though
Where's my name at dog?
All right, Liz okay sees now where's rick high neck up
Okay, Calo
All right
Okay, we can tell us it we can just come right here and it's still no name
All right, though. Come on. Let's do this. We patient patient patient
Okay
Now
Oh my gosh. Okay, okay, I know what to play. I know what to play. I know what
to play. I know what to play. I know what to play. I know what to play. Hey tweet.
I'm on a leap. Fuck. Fuck it. Let's go. Fuck fuck fuck.
W fucking dub!
Oh
Ah
W Dub
No doubt
No fighting game
We leave in everything at home
No, I'm not doing the SU. No fighting in SU. Nothing. Okay? Nothing, guys. I'm seeing niggas getting chopped out. I'm seeing niggas.
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay.
All right, I call my bill.
Now, congratulations to the university.
The next person that we have is...
Caternado!
Caternado.
Oh my god.
That piece of gun!
Hold on, yo, I'm liking this list!
I'm liking this list of where's my name though, why?
I'm gonna have fun filming that wall.
I'm liking the list, but it's like, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi!
Ha ha ha
Rekha bitch. Ha I seen a D
Seen a fucking deal. I seen a fucking D game. I seen a fucking D man
Chassi I'm done when I'm on this year's hat
The designer
Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh!
Puts you in Black?
Who's to make a video source?
Wow!
Wow!
Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bop-Bo-Bop-Bop-Bop!
That's him.
One thing about me, I never be the head and ass nigga.
One of my men never be the head and ass niggas.
I ain't mad.
I never you know he hasn't even had to read by me a list. Where's money? Where's money?
We have
That's facts
I've seen that or a bitch. I don't know if you're streaming on YouTube right now. I don't
know if you're going to switch. Risky. You've been grinding. Hello hard.
I mean, I ain't never I ain't see these you know, okay, okay, let's turn up my nigga. Okay, cool. Turn the fuck up. I'll turn it off. I'll turn it off. Turn the fuck up. I'll turn it off. I'll turn it off. Turn up.
I'm not you. I'm not you. Okay. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you, but
I'm not, I'm not happy though. I'm not gonna get hype because every time I get hype, it's
not me. I'm gonna act like I don't give a fuck. Okay. So I get hype. It's not me.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I don't see you.
WFUMI B.
FUMI B.
WFUMI B.
The next video after we entered into 2026.
Fuck this up, then.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck it, fuck it!
Fuck it, fuck it!
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Yes!
Yes!
Fuck it!
Yes!
Turn the fuck up, man!
Turn the fuck up!
War Jump!
I
Get off me you hundred yeeessss!
Get off me you hundred yeeessss!
Get off me you hundred yeessss!
I
Deserve well deserved. I'm glad the next you
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's facts.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's facts.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, you make it so good when you don't even know the whole time and we don't know the whole time.
It's really a farmership.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's W's.
W's.
I love this
Sarah Safari Sarah Safari not you buddy. That's what buddy
Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.
So, calm down.
Calm down.
Duh you said Safari.
Yo, Duh you said Safari.
Duh you said Safari, bro.
It's in streaming university.
Sarah Safari is in streamer,
you know.
2X seed, you name on it.
That's my problem.
I'll never go case you.
Yeah, the imparts of the application
because you came in person, you were really great.
Cool it's shoddy. It's shoddy. It's shoddy. Cool it's shoddy.
Cool it's shoddy.
Hey, M-Presa was really good!
Hey, M-Presa's application was really fucking good, Chad.
But is that ass fat?
Nah, I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna chill.
Somebody just said, I don't know many of these people on the board.
Well, god damn, shit, oh!
What the fuck?
What the fuck is Jimmy University chat?
Oh my God.
Bitter me.
W Coolit Shawty.
Her in person, her energy, her vibe, and person was really good.
Shout out to her.
What's next?
What we got?
What we got?
What is, what is, what is?
Cause Chet has only more, only four more columns?
Only four more columns?
Damn it!
Damn!
There's not a couple of these niggas.
The next one is...
Flaaack!
Go!
That's fire.
Not a Dominican nigga!
Dominican, that's fine.
W Flockle!
W Flockle!
That's what we said, it's one of the easy ones.
The next one is Flockle.
W Flockle the tag!
No, W Flockle in there!
You're a
W Flocko
Flocko
Don't you Flocko
Don't you Flocko
Holy shiz, what is f**kin' there
Don't you Flocko
Next
We have a international student chat
We have our first
Cadet of International Students
We have our first international student
Which means this student
It's coming from a different country.
To Toa?
Murari?
Okay.
Disturmit!
Oh Carter, Carter, Carter.
It's coming from a different country.
Check Carter?
Alright.
I thought y'all wasn't involved, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tell me the fuck up, man.
The next person!
We love cars, last class, not everybody go top break fast.
Shai-O.
Not the best.
Shai-O.
Or Enzo.
Hey!
To go powerful, to preserve.
W. Carter.
W. Carter.
W. Carter.
W. Carter.
I love the feel, the kick, I love the feel, the guys are dope
And this is the stuff that I'm laughing at
Where is he?
Oh yeah, get that nigga...
Okay, get this nigga in Nigeria, bro
Get this nigga to America ASAP
Come on!
Where is he at?
I
Yo!
Nai-G-A is officially in the building!
Yo yo, yo
Yo yo!
I know I know I know
Yo yo!
Yo yo!
Nai-G-A is officially in the building, chat
Aye, yo
Nai-G-A is officially in the building
Okay
Patience patients patients patients patients
Next patients we have patients
Hey to what?
They to what?
Waffle
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Dom's! Dom's! Dom's! Dom's!
No!
No!
No!
A2 Waco!
W...
W...
Nuts!
I
Have
I see really more Marty
Crazy
Or you okay, we know that we know that nigga why aren't you running you that yeah, you know
Don't wait a button again.
We got Chris Donald Crazy right here.
Okay?
We got Chris Donald Crazy right here.
All right?
Here we go.
Next.
We have
three,
two,
one.
King Jojo. King Jojo.
Let's fucking go!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
I want to have a little bit of pain.
Chris going crazy right here.
Chris going crazy!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Look at my boy!
Congratulations!
Oh my God!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm going to make it!
Kids don't crazy!
W King Jojo!
W
NEXT!
Pick off on your mic bro!
Oh my God!
Rekhai, please!
Rekhai, please!
Ready?
Please
I don't know again. I don't know again. I'm gotta cross. I don't know though. No, do you know?
I like says I think I know her chat
Lady
Beauty
you
Are the show I don't fucking know
Lady beauty
Alexis, so the whole corals got accepted
I'm on it
Believe that believe that the whole core group guys at this
Just in stream. Okay, I still got hope pussy
Oh lazy
That is insane bro. WGO. Next! We have...
Oh shit. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie bro. You don't lie to him. You don't lie.
I'm not gonna lie
Hey, don't lie to me then!
Is it me?
Don't lie to me!
Do not lie to me, bro!
It's my shenanigans
MADDY ALZEI RILLA!
What the fuck?
No!
How do you think?
What the fuck?
So how do you know we're taking niggas bitches?
So how do you think?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
W Mighty the Chat
What the fuck up? Come on nigga!
Come on! Come on!
Nigga!
I can't help my feelings for the way
He's definitely the McCoy variant!
What I'm gonna say, he be the McCoy, he be the McCoy, right?
Why are they all bald, man?
That ain't even so funny.
Why are they all bald?
See, Chet, that's how I know.
Chet, that's how exactly I know, man.
Why are they all bald, man?
This nigga might not call my name, Chet.
I'm telling you, bro, he's laughing, like, chewing, like,
all right.
The next person that we have is...
Why are they all bald, man?
Crystal Liza Gwizer.
That's a crazy name.
Crystal?
Oh no.
Crystal?
Is it on Gwai?
I mean, I don't think she's live.
Okay, she's not live.
She's not live, she's not live.
Oh, she don't kick!
Oh, she don't kick, she don't kick!
Oh no.
I've already marked this easy bar.
Okay.
Crystal is there.
Next.
We have...
Crystal is there.
Crystal is there.
Crystal is there.
Crystal is there.
Oh
I
Do a split on a deal do this for you on a deal. I like to say I'm not mad at this. I'm not
Malik
All right
My mom say you got this buddy smile and keep faith love you. We love it too
I like
I
I like the one. I like the one. I like the one. I like the one. I like the one. I like this one. Come on dog. Come on. This is called my name man.
What the heck's person is? Fuck.
You'll be! To the next! To the next dimensions!
the mother fuck everybody got that confetti fuck she's like it was like it's like fucking you
already know you cook later some shit how the fuck you a confetti
everybody mama got the confetti except for my black ass
three two
I
Oh
The fucking dog
Oh, that's me I hold some chat
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Here we go.
I'm going to make this up.
The next person is?
Yeah, you're welcome.
Oh, fuck.
I'll pray for some of y'all.
I'll pray for the guys that's on this line up.
Ultimate defense on this one, OK?
Ultimate defense, okay?
Why was
68
The great champ why was
68
Look great. Why is it what's on the old bag? I want to say oh hold on. Oh hold on the fuck nigga
I
Oh
Oh
This time now much at this bad on me all is recall or double-credits a fucking bad
I'm tired of making games, but yeah, you got it.
Yup.
Alright.
Here we go.
Game 58 is great.
Shit!
Come on, fuckin' dude, let go!
The next person is...
Come on, daddy.
Cute guns.
Oh
Wow
One two three four five six seven eight nine
twelve three fourteen sixteen seventy eighteen
and two two three one two two three four five six six seven twenty eight
nine thirty one two three four three five six seven eight nine forty five fifty
sixty nine
All right
69 rolls left
69
Next person
33
I'm going to refund. What is her? Okay.
Wow.
The real, the real Nia.
The real Nia.
The real Nia.
Your doggy poking with the grime. Thank you.
the second official couple on campus by the way maybe um you guys queen clearance to go get some
goddamn coffee another couple all right 32 left chat 32 left chat 32 okay all right guys now please
don't be wild last year they were covering out somebody's room last year please do not do that
this year. Okay, there was a lot of Indian all types of shit. Please, let's not do it this year.
Okay, all of us relax. It was too much. You feel me? The next student
that will be in streaming university 2026. This
DreamDoll. DreamDoll.
I heard from the application surprise this year out of me.
She turned it online. DreamDoll is now on to the university.
DreamDoll will be on to the university.
DreamDog will be on Streamer Unibose.
What you said?
She was your last year or no?
Don't be a DreamDog on the fucking chat.
That she was your last year, yes or no?
Max.
DreamDog is in Streamer Unibose.
Max.
Yes?
Mando Filigens.
I
Don't know their stuff
Bitch one a.m. You two
One a.m. Bitch
Wonderfuck in
Here we go
I don't even know. My mom said
be happy to have this son.
What's the good one?
What's the good one?
Next we have...
You're not getting in.
She's not even out of her desktop.
Not me, Aliza.
What?
Aliza.
I'm gonna go!
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Don't you scare the fuck out of me!
Oh shit!
What the fuck?!
Oh my god, bro
What the fuck
Chats a lots of girls I'm gonna get a buck that's a lots of girls
I'm a good bump. It's a lot to girls this year, bro, and I'm not mad. I'm not mad at all
You know
I'm not mad at all
That's
They suck nine nine
They suck nine nine nine nine
It's a chi pin.
You know what?
What?
No.
You know what?
What are you saying?
What are you doing?
Oh my god!
Wait, what?
He just posted 8 hours ago and she died!
Oh!
Oh, damn, this is awkward.
Oh my god.
Chat, I'm talking about...
Chat.
I'm talking about this
Jindal.
This is the Jindal I'm talking about, chat.
check. Yeah, bro. Come on, bro.
That's it. J. J.
J.
Yes.
Yes.
I
You man
But if I don't
I'm all good right now
But guess what buddy application. I still got face story and everything I still got face
Okay
And wait for the next person. Where's recipe school check?
What are you next?
We have...
Lacey Lacey Lacey
Lacey Lacey
W. Lacey.
W. Lacey
W. Lacey relation W. Lacey
W. Lacey
W. Lacey and Lacey is in a goddamn wheelchair right now. So um, I don't like we make it work to
No, oh, Joey. No, Joey in 2.4. No
Don't you check it? Yeah, we are 24 mil bars. Oh
W
The next one that we have is
Sera Parugia
Hold your I'm gonna peel it real quick bro. I know John God
Parugia
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Toronto is in the building again!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Toronto is in the building once again.
Okay.
The next person is Reg2Funny. Reg2Funny.
I got you. I got you. I got you.
So funny. It's in the building. Max. We have an in person application
winner says it was in person. Pokemon with the one of your gifted
the professor. I will see you on campus. Pokey. W pokeman in the
chat. Where W pokeman? Am I going to do a recap of everybody at
the end?
So pink so pink so pink so pink
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
No, she was...
She didn't say anything.
What the? She said a picture.
Sure. Who's gonna take it?
Oh, okay.
What?
Wait, do you like...
What?
So, pink, shout out to you.
Yo, it's really late!
Oh my God, it's actually really late. Holy shit. What the fuck?
Anybody? Okay, I'm back. Max!
We have...
Charmix!
Alright, Chad, two more Collins, Chad. Two more Collins, bro.
Chad, two more Collins, bro.
Oh, this is not important. What happened?
What happened?
Oh
That's so funny
What's funny what's funny what's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
Let's show
I like that Steve farm just in on time Steve. I like that say farm. I like that see for him
I like that you're not taking too long or delaying or you like that just give my subs just give my subs
I like that. See farm. I got a form
That's
That's
W sonics W kind of it's like hi snacks fucking back chat. It fucking feels fucking good. I'll tell you that
How are you doing? We have like cost now. It's really back. She'll be like you shouldn't right now. She was that right now
right now she
I
Sometimes I do so that I don't shit
Like him I actually like him I like him
It's hard to give me some peace with all the shit I'm not larping bro. I dad like this nigga, bro. I'm telling you bro
Don't you can do the chat bro, and you are it
This year I'm not gonna lie to you check this year
If everybody said you lagged like a bitch...
W easy you know fucking W easy W easy the next person that we have I'm slow
I'm sorry
It is
RULA!
EMPIRE!
Who was in there last year?
RULA!
EMPIRE!
Who was in there last year?
No!
RULA!
W RULA but he was in there last year don't you?
Why does he say he's shooting but he's not?
RULA
He wasn't?
Nah, W RULA bro
Is that a high score though?
I said we shoot but he's not
Frank
Made it happen with the problem. Thank you so much
What happened to my wife me?
Danny live like
She's doing oh shit damn
What happened to my wife me? Oh
Oh my God.
The next person is...
I
Don't make a shit you as fuck
Oh
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Bonita!
Oh, Bonita!
Bonita!
Bonita!
Ah, let's get activated.
Let's get activated.
Let's get activated.
I don't know what to do.
Oh
Ream is in the building. I repeat ream is in the building.
I repeat ream is in the fucking building.
God damn I ain't gonna start the engine.
A minute.
Why is everybody bored?
Like I'm genuinely confused.
My bad.
Next person
is
I
Shot kill
Don't you read your name? Don't you read your name? Don't you read all my brothers getting it?
All my brothers getting it check all my brothers getting it
All my brothers, bro
It's always next year son keep on
Keep playing with me if you want to.
Damn it, nothing at all.
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
Oh my god, she can do it too.
What the fuck?
She can really do it too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Butter.
Max.
Taglin, one more god of the lab.
One more fucking god.
We have...
I've seen the R2 where that should have been.
I
Bear look next your chat stop troll me boys. I can be mad game. I got faith game so some bear look next year
Such a bitch
Let's all give me mad game. Let's all give me mad game. I don't turn on game. So give me mad game
How's it going, bro? I
I believe you gave in trust game thank you. Thank you. I see thank you. I see both
My
Wait, we're serving we're serving
Chas a little more spot chat. Chas it overbrow beyond your chat
Oh
Just if I was in that bitch, oh my god, it's delvi morgz. Hey, I know I know I'm not it's fine. How are you doing?
How are you doing? We have all you all I need
tax
tax
Hey
You got this record
I appreciate all y'all love to appreciate all y'all love bro. He has a support me for real. Oh the car industry. Let's say what the fuck
I know
You can't is in the building WQ came to build a check anybody from UK to check use WK to fucking build it you heard
Everyone has a fucking confetti shit am I missing the block?
Am I missing a plot second and last no student by the way first time Jadis and fuck you Rick I
Great great. We are down to the final list fucking great
We are down to the final list the rest of biggest more from my fucking life
There you go. All right
We have my biggest fault.
Person chat real quick.
Oh, that's a bird.
Get your prayer hands going.
We're down to the final list. This is when good becomes
fucking great. You hear me? This is when at the
moment when you feel like it's all over
at the moment when you jade on it feel like it is all over God comes and helps you okay
the next person.
Canola, Joseph.
Canola, Joseph.
Canola, Joseph.
Oh, Sam!
Thank you, Sam!
Joseph, wait, wait!
How lazy!
Hey, Paul, what are you doing?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
W. Cannell W. Cannell
which I'm sorry to that office biggest fun like it's like a bird, bro.
Cannell Johnson.
Catch it in the back.
So three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten people left.
Here we go.
The next person.
On this list.
Please, please, please, please.
Please, please.
Blazin!
A-a-a-a-Blazin!
Blazin.
Bla.
Is it Blazin?
Fucking way!
Holy fuck, no fucking way!
No, I fucking made it!
I fucking made it!
Oh, what's my fucking chupi my chupi? No child. Okay. I gotta say something. I gotta say something. I don't know God
I've been a one through heartbreak. I can't be going through my heart. You're a citizen of fun
I gotta say this right now. Say it. Watch me right now. Please regulate your nervous system
Please embrace your inner child because no matter what you do, you can fucking create a race
You are
I am like 200 years
I have fallen in love with you
I've had so much stuff. I can't go. I can't go in all this shit I've had in my life all the time
I can't go in. I can't go in no matter what. Now I'm a streamer filmmaker
I was the first single woman fucking alive.
I've been streaming, manifesting it every fucking day.
I made that shit.
I made that shit.
I made that shit!
W.
Arki and Waki had it made me.
Holy fuck.
Next.
We have,
you wanna know me?
I
Am not looking at y'all
I need to be quiet bro. I think yeah, I didn't I didn't see any fight
I think I need to be quiet, bro. I need to be quiet and shut the fuck up
And shut the fuck up, bro, that's all you do shit the fuck up. I know
Jada is one two three four five six seven eight spots left bro. I'm my mom
No, no, no.
No, me.
No, me.
Power of the prayer as beautiful.
No, me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my God.
Thank you Jesus.
Oh my God.
W. W. W.
We have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven people left, you know.
Seven people left.
Seven spots.
Let's see what happens.
Let's see what happens.
Three, two,
dope boy Ollie.
Dope boy Ollie.
Oh my god, Jack!
Dope boy Ollie.
Jack's the biggest motherfucker in the world right now.
I got the ball for so big, I'm a muscle!
Max!
Oh, we can't get through here, huh?
Wait! Stop! Run!
I'm sure of that!
Hold this, hold this, hold this!
There we go!
God!
Let me see...
Stop! Run!
Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry!
I'm sure of that!
Oh, where's that?
Ow!
Got it? Right here, right here, right here, right here!
Oh, shit!
Max!
You got it?
No!
Hold on.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
Next we have...
I got it.
You got it on guard?
I think I got it.
That's just a bird.
Ah, it's Max, y'all!
Shut up, Mike.
Funny Mike, stop pulling me, bitch.
Fuck you, funny Mike.
Fuck you, pussy.
We're caught right here.
We're caught right here.
We might stop calling you.
Goddamnit.
Okay, only Rarity King.
What the fuck happened to him?
We're not going, bro.
What'd you say?
We're not doing it.
We're not doing it.
Hold on, hold on.
One more. One more here.
Next, we have...
You boy, well, you boy, well.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is slow down?
Slow down.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is slow down, GoPro?
Next.
Eee-hoo.
Yeah, we are down to two more spots.
We are down to two more spots.
Okay, doing a little recap.
We have club directors
on here
We have Nick, we have Hito Schudler
Spoon the dog, son!
Two, nigga!
Bottom two!
Bottom two!
Good energy right now, chat!
25, turn the fuck up, chat!
Good energy right now!
Good energy right now, chat!
Duke Dennis, Senna, Maya Higa,
the sushi dragon, Ludwig,
Kilesenat, Pooly,
That poody, pokey made a death lizard in your rage as your goddess trousers.
Let it ass with the mojito, please say it!
You have Banna and Walton as your opposites.
I'm going to recap all of this soon.
I'll make sure y'all take our screen shots or whatever y'all want to do.
Okay?
Um, I'm gonna recommend everybody go there.
heart is beating, heart is fucking beating bro. Heart is beating, heart is beating.
two more spots left, one opportunity, you know?
The next person is...
The reason is
Wobby World
Wobby World
Bobby!
Whoa!
What?!
What?!
What?!
Bobby!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?!
Chats!
Chat! Chat! Chat!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
You got him, Tim!
Guaro nigga.
Fuck you, Phelan, like.
Fuck you, Phelan, like.
Show me a little ass.
Something right here.
All the fucking machines I fucking did.
All that fucking dirt.
Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He really has been everywhere!
He's following-
What the fuck?
Now we have!
Congratulations to everybody on the Class of 2026, van
fresh new students, fresh new faces and yeah now we do have some announcements okay
I
Okay, hold on hold on hold on
so this is class of 2026
official students and
um
What is going to happen is
Let me get
Let me I need all students to listen
Everybody
Okay
Everybody
Who got accepted I need you guys to listen
These are general announcement announcements, okay?
These are general
announcements
Okay.
Because Chet and his truck, they said a slug to alumni, Chet.
Here we go.
That's why I'm not telling them.
I'm telling them just wait real quick, game.
That's what I'm trying to do right now, Chet.
Okay.
I'm trying to wait real fast real quick.
I want to see you.
I want to see you, okay.
We've been in stream, okay.
All right.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Also, I want to go ahead and say.
Also, I want to go ahead and say.
Everybody say W State Farm to go on an almost every goddamn
their student and show it everybody they could love.
State Farm is helping me with these events.
State Farm is helping me and I'm so happy that they are.
So everybody say W State Farm in the chat.
Say W State Farm in the chat right now, okay?
Until then, we have some announcements
for the students who was accepted.
Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Students of 2026, janitors, campus police, professors, club directors, everybody who's been announced today.
All right?
All accepted participants.
Check your emails for communication from admission.
You will receive your email to your student portal login via email.
They will receive their student portal login.
So everybody who is a student, you will get your login to Bioshock University
and will literally be able to be on the website.
You guys already have an assignment due. All students, you already have an assignment due and we'll continue getting assignments starting from now.
Every student who's accepted, you guys have assignments starting now, so check your emails.
This year, we will have a class president.
If you think you would make a good class president,
we want to see your presidential campaigns starting now.
So if you feel like you should be a class president,
or you feel like you have some say so on campus,
Please start your campaigns right now. Okay?
Um, log into the portal for more information on that. Also, we will notify you about your
camera man request this week. We will notify you guys about your camera man request this week.
You can't have your auntie come and god damn be okay with me. You cannot have your god damn your
And mom, be okay.
Whoever you are.
What about the, mom on ice, chat though.
I'm going to have them review it
and make sure they have some type of background
with actually being a candidate, okay?
I, professors and club directors,
my team will reach out to you
to finalize the curriculum soon, okay?
So club directors and professors,
Alright, pay attention, be prepared, look at email for all updates, I might not then reach
out on some DM shit just to update you, okay?
But!
They selected alumni from 2025
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
be alumni for 2025!
let me be specific
there is a mystery roster of alumni
I was selected. Okay. Talk about
that. It's a mystery.
You will hear from streaming
university. The viewers will
not know. Okay. We're going to
have a nice little icing on
from Schumann University. That's all I gotta say. That's all I gotta say. Okay?
Because I'll get together and try to figure out what does that mean, but you will see
what it means soon.
Did you might be doing my mother in that I'll say that
Let me get a fucking dubbing in the mother fuck
You still got a chance, my nigga?
You still got a fucking chance, my nigga?
Come on, yo.
Yo, come on, man.
We got this, man.
Shots all the jokes aside.
No, look, look, look.
No, no, look, look, look, right here.
I didn't know how many pairs of drawers I had up the seats.
It's been nine months, man.
It's been nine long months, okay?
And we are here.
You seen the radio?
You seen it?
You seen it?
you guys the real T out on my soda thank you so much the biggest thing for me
guys that I wanted to back down communicate with my core community
Lara
Lara
Fuck, you mean the few is not gonna know?
You ain't no.
Thanks.
Thank you.
No problem.
No problem.
Thanks.
Thanks.
No.
Get off!
Get off!
Get off!
Where are you going?
No, no, no.
Selected mystery.
Fuck that!
Fuck that!
He said no!
Fuck that!
Fuck that!
No!
Fuck that!
Fuck that!
Fuck that!
Help me!
Help me!
How long does that make a tall about?
One of course.
Oh, let me see that for the day, dude.
Bro, you can't go.
I'm right on top of the truck.
I'm not going.
Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, come in.
Here, here, here, here, here, here.
Bring it, bring it, Berko.
Orc, right here.
Get up.
Get up.
Daze, boom, right here.
Right here.
Daze.
Boom, get in, boom, get in.
No, no, no, it's all there.
You got to accept it, bro.
If you got accepted, you go home.
If you guys have to go home.
Fuck that.
No.
No.
No.
I'm a middle fucking derr.
I'm a middle fucking derr.
Now you gotta fuck it.
And if this goes, then go, or die.
Ralphie, go.
Dora, fuck them.
Ralphie, go.
Go, go, go.
Dora, go.
Dora, go.
Dora, go.
Chill, chill, chill.
Get off the car.
Get off the car.
No.
If you guys have to, and you in the pod else in there, you're going home.
I'm a brown sheep, bro!
Try that, you got some fuckin' sense!
It ain't what's up, bro!
You want me to try to kill you?
No!
No, no, no, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Oh, you gotta accept it, bro!
You gotta accept it!
A jail, a fuckin' jail, you know?
A fuckin' life, man!
That's what I'm trying to do!
As long as I'm with Kai here, I'm gonna do it!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, you got me three, miss me!
You fucking me, miss me!
Niggas three, what?
Niggas?
Casey, throw it in the song!
You got me going bald and shit!
Ruffy roll the window up Ruffy get out. No, he's not gonna let them in on feet
Watch out got accepted move
Yo rain what the fuck are you doing bro?
You guys have to get the fuck get down the block which one which one's time interest why are you here?
You got accepted!
Cello! You got accepted!
How about with that gate game?
Ow!
You're on it, you're on it.
I don't give a fuck about it.
I'm not nothing.
I think he's got accepted.
You know?
Big review of something.
I'm not nothing.
Are you driving the gate mod?
Ralfie, drive where?
Drop through it.
Drop through the gate.
No, watch out, watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
What are you doing here?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I said, come on, come on.
I said, come on, come on.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
Shoot us. You want to shoot us?
I'm protecting myself. I don't know y'all.
You don't know me? What you mean?
Talil, Rekha? Yes.
It's Talil. Rekha!
I can't see him in the dark. I don't even know you.
What do you mean? They don't know me.
They don't know me.
I ain't shooting a problem. I'm protecting myself all the time.
I see what you think is Rekha.
No
It's cold. It's cold. Who's that?
We got a bazooka?
We got a bazooka, bro.
You're not showing that bazooka.
No, bro. Don't do that.
Man, the man said no, and nobody in here.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
Who accepted? So why not just get accepted?
Nobody got ready to get accepted.
He said you don't get accepted. Come and get it.
Look, that's why we coming over.
He said we're good.
I swear to God, bro, y'all better go ahead and call cops, bro.
They said we're good.
He said we're literally good. No, he did not say that
No, you're not!
Hey, get off! Move!
Move! Move!
I'm shooting you!
I'm gonna stab you!
I'm gonna stab you!
Get off me!
I'm gonna stab you!
Come here!
No, no, no, no!
What?!
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Please, I'll be naked as you!
I'm not gonna look like that bruh.
We'll mess you up!
Hey, you gotta...
Get out!
I got it!
Move!
Hey!
Move!
Move, move, move, move!
Yo, keep moving!
Ahhhh!
What you waiting for, I'm gonna go!
I'll just have to, no no!
Ahhh!
Get out, get out, get out!
Oh, jump!
Okay, okay!
Wait up!
I got the key!
Shut down!
Put the putt on!
Ahh!
Stop!
Put the putt on!
Go!
Get up, put it down!
Please!
PEACE!
Oh!
RADY!
I'm so happy you're a little ass not going anywhere you bald bitch!
Hey buddy!
You too! Get your grown ass over here!
Get out of here! Get out!
Get out!
Put your fucking down!
Move daddy!
Alright!
Move me down to the fuck up I'm gonna fire you!
I missed you!
Get the fuck up!
I ain't gonna stop.
I got you two on me and stop.
I
27 years old, you know, yeah, stop being a gang decline fuckers you're doing
Okay, fuckers you're doing game fuck and guess what look at this
I
Fucker shoot me!
What?
We got a gun!
Nobody, bro!
We got a gun for the looms!
We didn't make sure we didn't make sure we didn't make sure we didn't make sure we didn't get in!
I didn't even get in!
Rush through the back with your head!
Go!
You and your baby claim!
Man, I'm saying, boy, he got a gun game!
He's not gonna prove you!
You can't even go through!
You're all blackheads!
You're not some dafresh, you're not some dafresh shit!
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, wait, hold on!
Nothing was got accepted.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can't close it?
No, this is...
Oh, shit.
Let's try to put something down.
Oh, it's not funny game, huh?
They got a gun.
I'm saying, bro, cause if the guy shoots,
he's gonna hit your body and not hit me.
On that, on that, on that.
And me with your bald-ass head, boy.
All right, my bad, bro.
What is this shit?
He had a bazooka.
We did nothing for us.
Oh, no.
I'm not...
But you can't get...
What if he say,
You're a number nine. You're gonna go but can't tell your chat. You said I'm looking for you
Why would I want to chat then I said
He was now and fucking
Really?
He said he said I put on my kids
Thank God, he's on my kids if I got a show up this way too far
Change your security
No, he definitely knew and he thought we had jay nobody said that nobody said we had
Nobody said we had you on us
Yeah, that's bro. I need your hold on hold on hold on. What am I calling you?
What bitch ass nigga?
Say what cop?
Hello?
What?
Nigga almost fucked over your boss man, dick.
Nigga's got this fucking time on me stream.
I didn't know you fucking missed one.
That's what I was talking about.
That's what I was talking about.
He got that fucking time on me stream.
Yeah, nigga.
Yeah, hold on.
Yeah, we on that, bro.
Get the fuck out of here, nigga.
Nigga, we got some fire waters, nigga.
Oh, I just wanna get that gift back.
Yeah, bro, tell me something, tell me something.
You want some bazooka?
Tell me something, mystery and shit.
Ain't no mystery in my history.
Nah, I'm not lying.
I don't think we should go, bro, because then I'll get dimmed.
Guess what?
What if you are a numbing lie, right?
And then they won't be able to.
I love now.
OK, whatever this shit is.
And then now you can't fucking go now.
OK.
What is it?
Oh, that's gone.
That's gone.
Oh, it's gone.
Take it with us.
Garber's gone.
Not gone.
Be your pole.
I'm gonna call the dig, man.
Cause bitch I fall out of that.
Chance, man.
What's up, bro?
Who you on, bro?
You chillin'?
I ain't got a lot of money.
Well, give it a day, man.
Give it a day, man.
Give it a fuckin' day, man.
Biffin' the fuckin' belt, man.
Fuck it.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
He gave the whole corps in.
He put it in the whole corps, and it was not Grover.
I guess he had to take turn, bro.
I'll leave it up to the creators to make it what it is and I feel like there's nothing
people are going to go crazy. Y'all have assignments starting now. As you guys know,
the president position is open. And, um, and yeah, bro, I fucking love that. Um, dates
are announcing, dates are announcing soon to the public, to the students. Yeah, we would
get it please do not leak if you leak you have a risk of you have a risk of
um you have a risk of not being able to go unfortunately I don't know the chat
bro seriously dog seriously bro
Hi pussy, I'm not pussy game. I'm just being actually for once smarts. You're a bitch for guy
Why do you need to be me to fuck up you who cuz I made this university tight little to me pack my fucking bags
Yeah, but you're going to hang out you can't get out game. Listen, listen, but you're a long night. Oh game
I'm not alumni in at least 24 hours when I get some business day
Give it 24 hours. I mean, you might get a second game. Good nigga. I'm going you're going if I'm not gonna go if you don't go
What?
All right, bud.
All right.
Why would I blow his shit up if the nigga is fed up?
I have a chance to be alumni.
It's not like, okay, I'm not alumni.
And then I'm at the pussy.
Because I think it's a chance I could be alumni again.
How's that thing pussy? How's that thing demon?
I'm saying I could be an alumni
And
How much is it go over boys it up? He's like, all right, you should not go in so it's like what the fuck
You won't blow it up. Yeah, I'm not on my arm, dude
You blow this is hell, huh?
They're good just wait that's what I'm saying bro is better just to wait bro and call it a day game the birds away, bro
This is better the way though. That's all I'm saying
It's better to win and I want to be that person to do all that shit now
If I got a ticket here now, but now now now if the number guys come and I don't get it
So I'm not that's it game
I want to check out check people filled
What is your tank top?
Oh, Camerado game.
All we gotta do is wait, bro.
What's going on?
What's up?
What's going on?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
You know what I'm saying? Like, not too shy, not too crazy.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hold on, hold on, bro.
Hold on, please.
Damn, now they can do nothing. You ain't gonna swim in a university?
Fuck off.
Stop it! Stop it!
God, God!
Help!
Get help!
Just help!
Just help!
Ah, please!
Please!
No!
You didn't get to go!
Come here!
Come here!
What? I saw this!
What happened?
What happened?
I want to tell you.
What?
What about what?
So how do you free me from university, bro?
Huh?
Not life. If you're not in, I'm on it.
FAT!
FAT!
FAT!
I'm gonna roof you up, nigga.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go kill it all.
Let's go kill it all.
Huh?
I know.
Watch this.
You're a genius.
What are you talking about?
Keep it up, keep it up.
That's what I'm saying, you get a bowl, come here, fuck you all.
And the last name is, the last name is...
Silver!
No!
I'm just gonna be number nine, I'm just gonna be number nine.
Me too.
I'm just gonna be number nine.
I definitely will.
You will never know.
I'm just gonna be number nine.
I had the chance to come.
I'm just gonna be number nine.
I'll never say a single word, say it again.
Alamna!
Say it again, say it again!
Alamna!
Alamna!
Alamna!
That's why you're the bitch that had to get up the fucking leg.
No, that's not a problem.
Bro, it was a lot better than that.
Bro, I know you were going to separate the bones.
I told you through the walls, that was damn wrong.
Just check this out, look.
What's your problem, dude?
That's why I know funny shit.
I want it!
You have a pee on the toilet.
You have to pick it up.
I want it.
Come here, come here, come here.
You're gonna have to fire me, dude.
You're gonna fire me.
And I'm gonna tell you, you gotta pick it up
because you need to start learning how to be a guy.
If they need more time than this, I got some applause.
I'm saying listen.
Listen, listen.
I'm gonna pick it up.
Yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, talk my.
Go, pick it up.
Pick it up.
All right.
All right, let's do this.
Talk, talk, talk.
All right, watch this.
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Dream door, you put down a cup,
got your coast right there for you.
Clean it, wipe it, wipe it down.
One, all body, her bones, the girl,
while your ass is watching from day one.
Pussy! Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
I guess I've got it before you!
Then that ass over, I'm gonna beat, beat, beat!
Dree-dee!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Why? Why?
Tell me, tell me what my ass is.
Tell me, man.
Pssst! Come around.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ha ha!
Just walk out the door.
After every p...
How the fuck you ain't gonna get accepted?
How?
How you gonna accept him?
What is life without him?
What is string without him?
What is college without him?
What the fuck you...
Banging me over the matrix?
You know what?
Nah, we've deadpusses here.
This is the end of that old shit.
That old shit's real old.
What's up, man? What's up?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
He's bragging to me. He's bragging to me.
What the fuck are you doing?
You fucking boom, ain't gonna make you make the fucking shit!
Oh, I was praying, praying to that, and they called your phone and said,
Okay, you are a nummoner, right?
And they told you to tell your fucking time.
A nummoner!
Okay, well you're coming, go turn the check, bro.
Yo, how's it going, guys?
Do us pray that.
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