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#2 Mewgenics Streamer, Act 3 is OPEN, lets continue it. Need Advice? Ask questions. I am here ALL DAY
02-16-2026 · 10h 05m
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Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from, bird?
So stinkingly, stinking so so slightly dead
Got a decomposed and broken somewhere near the baby's bed
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
It may not be your cup of tea, perhaps it's kind of me
If you can have the burning life, you're gonna be the sweet one
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
Where's that smell coming from?
Life's acting weird
But I'm a drunk but a little baby livin' in the soul
Baby, throwin' somethin' now, throwin' somethin'
Mr. Cotcome but a little baby livin' in the soul
Baby, throwin' somethin' now, throwin' somethin'
C'mon!
You smell that shit?
You smell that?
Oh yeah, that's another...
Oh yeah, it's another hygienic stream in the oven.
Mmm, it's smelling kinda good.
Mmm. Yeah, that burnt kitchen.
Smells like another 10 hour stream.
Ha! Piping from the oven.
Yeah, I do smell it.
Oh my God!
Get it from right here, dude!
Alright, Chet!
Hey
Welcome everybody. I hope y'all are ready for another new genic stream. It is time. Let's get in to it boy
young girls
But before I
Before I do that. We got a couple of resubs to welcome on in
Malvado cloud 69 tine in southern snake z 9 9 is I knew David US game
and ever a zeal thank you all for subbing appreciate that let's get into
another wonderful the eugenics stream chat guess what we are the number two
eugenics streamer out of everybody of streaming that's when number two we're
putting in them hours dude. We are putting in them hours. Look at this. Look at this dude.
Lord of this getting them hours and I am happy. I am happy.
I'm proud to be able to get number two. That is solid stream. That is a solid
stream. Let's keep our number two ranking the goal. And I let's keep that number two ranking goal.
Let's do it.
Also I will say, I will say, I am proud to see my boy Dolphin.
I'm proud to see my boy Dolphin up on the charts as well.
I had Sequisha too.
He's putting in some holy...
Sequisha is just straight.
Game in, bro.
straight gaming all the top streamers are lacking hair growth that is true moon
moon at number one bald me at number two bald co it hasn't been confirmed he
wears a beanie all the time I'm gonna assume it's a toupee and Zach he's
He's actually bald, too.
All right, let's go home.
Sequisha is making up for all the hair.
He's grabbing all of it.
My question is, where's NorthernLive?
I'm surprised he's, or maybe he's doing more YouTube side of things.
I haven't really checked out YouTube, but really at all.
I haven't looked at YouTube even a little bit, bro.
Uh, yeah, my items are all sorted.
We're all good.
Any furniture I need to put in?
Also in comfort?
There you go.
Alright, why does the shark start at 13 until the game out on the 10th?
I don't know.
And L is horse racing?
My goat.
Where is he?
Alright, any of these cats I want to get rid of?
and not right now it's fine
breed them one two cats we got here
shit stats all right what we got here
gravity slam high speed high strength
if you're a fighter, get you in.
The markets, what do you got?
High res, high strength, speed.
I'll throw you in.
Raccoon form's kind of haste, but whatever.
You can give yourself to it,
so maybe you could actually be a mage genuinely.
You could be a mage.
I could see you turning into something.
Uh, burgeoning battery, and now I don't need that shit.
We got two days until new stuff, cat and nine, I don't need any of that.
Any new furniture?
I got nothing to come back Sunday.
Today is Saturday.
Let's go one more day.
One.
Oh, parts are grown old and tired.
Where's the old one?
This is Parcha, wasn't it?
Where's Parcha?
There's it.
This one.
I think I'll do this one.
I heard it's all, oh yeah, old.
Alright.
something over there. What we got here?
Big trap.
Eh, I'll see it.
Oh, what we got here?
Uh, we gotta get rid of whoever is giving all these like shit raccoon traits. Who is...
Get you out of here. I'm sorry. Get you out of here, boy.
Start working on Frank.
Start working on Frank
All right
That's why we're streaming still thinks it's Sunday night Monday
I'm streaming today cuz I'm a mugenics addict pirate and thanks for seven for that fair home
Thanks for that. I was Bob posted make chat post-rude duck. Can we get a can we get a nice little rude duck for everybody?
All right, let's do another run. Let's start off with something humble. Babel, what you got?
Charisma, speed, decks, and you can give yourself more intelligence. You can maybe do something good.
Dandy, what you got? High range, high end. Definitely a range caster. Let's see what we've got here.
High end decks. We'll make you probably a rogue or something.
Alright, then what you've got? High speed, high string.
That's a fighter. And you already have gravity slabs. That's pretty fucking good.
Alright, let's send that home.
and
Oh
Well, of course tad crowded this is this is our breeding 10
All right, let's see what we got here.
We've got high intelligence, high dex, low speed.
I could just give you a...
We're going to the moon.
Something to note, we're going to the moon.
So I think we're going to go...
I think we're going to go...
Thief here.
You can be something.
What you got?
Good dex.
You're a ranger sure. I'm surprised a ranger hasn't gone to the moon. I know it has come
to the moon. No. Oh you got you got speed or you got constitution, charisma, speed.
need. Any art form of the raccoon. I'll think about you. You're just going to be a fighter.
Yeah, you've already got high speed, high strength.
Just make you a cleric.
Yeah, that seems good.
All right, let's get it, lock it in.
So what'd you get?
Shadow, teleport behind a unit, nothing personal kid.
Agile, plus two movement range.
If you move fewer tiles in your full movement,
you can move a second time
for the rest of your movement range.
Oh, that's really good.
That's and that's you's got some shm shm shm movement
You've got flea shot, which is great quiver, which is good
You've got rally, which is good evil patron
Science slash hook up if you take damage game plus two speed
Okay, I'll see what we got first up hats
Oh my god plus four speed
dude imagine literally like fucking the plus four speed this is the plus two
you'll have 14 speed dude act 2 is kicking my ass dude act 2 definitely has
you playing let me tell you act 2 expects you to fucking bring it if you end
your turn without using your movement action gain one health and one no I don't
I don't really need that.
Minus four speed, everybody else gets plus two speed.
What if I actually combine feathered cap
with energy transmitter?
Cause these will cancel each other out.
You'll still have 10 movement.
And then everybody else will have good speed as well.
I kind of like that.
Like you're going for more of like
a give everyone else type speed.
Uh, what kind of necklace do we want?
Plus one lock, teleport, bleed thorns, reach.
You really don't need reach.
I'll give you a crowbar,
cause that can definitely be useful.
And then,
maybe just a water feeder.
Yeah, water feeder's good.
Or I can give you lucky dice.
actually wait we can't bring any weapons we're going with scalding orb which
means we can't take any weapons that's unfortunate I'll give you the scalding
orb. Definitely give you the superhero eyes. And then what helps you won't? You can actually
maybe take mundane here because your lowest is constitution and we're definitely
gonna get a constitution level like hundred percent we're gonna be leveling
that up which bring that to minimum five so that actually be pretty pretty solid
for you what else do we want to give you you have five careers mount probably
give you a wig so that way you can flea shot round one please that's pretty
valuable. And then... Scarf. One more Riz. I'll give you eight. You'll use the eight, so you'll have two left over. I don't really do too much. That's fine. What have we given you?
10% chance to gain a bonus basic when you use your basic.
More simply, oh dude, liver.
Liver is fucking good.
Actually, I might give you the liver.
That way your lowest is actually strength, which will make your mundane better and that
will up your health.
Yeah, liver is honestly a really solid item.
And you still have enough charisma for Flee Shot round one, so that still works out for me.
I'll give you a beer trap, maybe?
No. What do I want on you?
Oh, we have two livers. Just bring another liver, dude.
Livers are just such a good item. It's probably one of the better items in the game.
Pick the Warren feeder because that way a bit of sustain yourself and then you've
got Ninja Bandana. And then bring Kana 9 so you can halt up.
Shoot Charisma. I'll say what else you can bring here.
I guess we can still bring weapons.
It's just...
I'll set the allies to the open ones, I'll set the void taking burn 3 each turn.
Question.
Just water feeder?
Like water feeder will make you wet, right?
The scalding orb gives you burn.
Can I just combine these two and not even have to play hot potato?
I can just, you know, I can just take scalding orb plus the water feeder.
In which case, I'll give it to you and you'll just hold on to the scalding orb with high
speed.
That's actually not a bad deal at all and then that opens you up for actually using, you know a crowbar
I like that we need more neck pieces. We have like, you know neck pieces at all any other weapons you want
Mega alien blaster
I'll bring a snack.
Actually, I'll give you the trash can.
I'll give you the Mega Hale and Blaster, because you can actually just regen the health.
And then what do you want?
More Rizz.
You can already rally turn one which is pretty solid.
Let's give you a resting hat.
And some reach.
Bring it on the snack.
Oh yeah, that works.
Does it remove all stacks of burden?
I have no idea.
Are there also skills that make water tiles that makes characters wet?
Yeah, there are doesn't the orb also get burned to adjacent units it does
Oh, no, I pull a place to burn to units that catch it so only the person holding it gets the burn
I beat the blind monk with bear trap with a bear trap strap
Where I split my team and had him travel back and forth across traps
I almost ran out of turns, but I won without knockouts
the blind monk is definitely like my least favorite boss he really does feel
like a stat check or at the very least having some sort of in in mobile
all right
All right, let's set it in.
Meow, meow, Monday stream.
Any amount of wet removes all burn.
All right, seems good.
Alright, so we got...
Bunch of squirts...
Go ahead and rally you.
Excuse me, I hit there.
You'll just hold on to the scalding orb.
All right, I can hit that, kill it, put a leech on you, and then move back.
Beautiful.
Alright, you got Flea Shot, Regular Shot, Pellet.
Did you already hit for fucking 10?
Bro.
I didn't notice the bird in there.
Oh, yeah, I noticed a ranger in the left.
Sure did.
Alright, see what you got. Berserk. Game five strength and five bruise.
Chaos rampage. Take an extra turn. You have madness one, confusion one.
Leap. Jump to an open tile and for bruise on adjacent units, snack.
I always like Berserk. It's good for being on this burning mana.
Yeah, you find an old can, I drink it.
I am a Slingshot Seven, I appreciate that.
I found out what forbidden does.
Yeah, it gives you bad things.
It can give you a disease, it can give you a wound, it can give you so many things.
Drink?
I don't really need to drink.
I'm not thirsty.
Alright, we got two bounty hunters.
I can already come up to here.
I'm going to cat anign myself.
Alex, let's me get to this side instead.
Nice.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
All right, let's come over here, let's go to that bounty hunter, let's do a knockback
on the fly.
We'll do that.
All right.
Nice.
Alright. Nice.
Gonna do Flea Shot on Mew.
That'll be good.
Now, that's fine.
Alright, you can take out this bounty hunter over here.
Gravity Slam to over here.
I'm gonna hit you with a crowbar let's go ahead and rally you rally you again
nice that kills that let's change it to a raccoon
I got the coin.
Good hit. One, two, three.
Beautiful.
Did I do the 20 stack quest? Yeah, I did.
Booster, heal and adjacent unit.
Excess healing is converted to an equal amount of random stat-ups.
Oooooooh!
That's pretty cool. Turn foe is pretty strong now.
random stat-ups aren't that crazy or impactful I'm gonna take turn foe it's it's a really
cheap spell round bell what's that plus one damage if you end your turn with an unused
basic gain that many back flips pretty cool that's all right it probably does exist there's
a lot of synergies like that. Let's inspect the horizon. What we got? Oh, don't even see
anything. Unfortunate.
All right, oops impulse things that move in range, we'll start over here.
I'll brow.
Alright, come over here.
Ah, I should have done Flea Shot first.
I'll just save it for next round.
Alright, we can cat a nine to bleed off, hit ya, curl bar you, and then pull dessert
next round.
If we even need to at all.
Actually, rally.
huge yep you yep
all right
get to a hit. One, two, three, all right. You go flee shot one, flee shot two, regular
hit. I'd like to get a heal in. What's your mana at? You're at 11. Yeah, we got lethal
here, so we'll just leave that as... Actually, I'm just gonna go ahead and desert and then
do nothing. Then you can come over here, fill him up, and then rally. There we go, a little
extra melee. Game plus one bonus attacks at the start of your next turn. That's pretty
dang good collect pelt destroy a body go piece of cat hide the armor yeah I think
aerosmith
aerosmith's really good considering you already hit like a fucking truck
need advice how does one become the number one be jenna extremer uh
Uh, stream more.
All right, bone worm, problematic.
Somewhere over here.
Let's take that out.
Hitting you with a crowbar.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Yeah.
No!
No!
With the lead strings health.
I'll do there, bump shot, how hard are you going to hit, you're going to do six damage
to your six health, I actually have to stop that, I'm going through, let's come over
over here. There we go. And then we'll do Flea Shot on...
I guess I'll just do an Aerosmith.
Alright, we gotta get him some healing because he's pretty fucked up.
Nice. Refresh the basic. And then this has 7 health. That'll do 7 damage. That kills that
one. So you're good. Now I'm kind of wishing I had taken booster. I think booster actually
would have been better. But, easel cake. Sleech you. Sleech you.
of
this
I wish I could see the armor.
Edmund, let me be able to see the armor when enemies are in the top left corner.
I hope that's enough.
It was.
You have a favorite item?
Favorite item?
Ah, superhero.
Superhero glasses.
Distract Chakram.
Sharpen Nail.
Ooh, that's potential scaling right there.
I kind of like sharpened Nail.
Now you can actually start getting stronger.
A melee attack that always crits and inflicts bleed 10 when used left.
We'll use that on the boss.
Yeah, when we fight the boss, I'll use that.
Hey, it's raining, Hell yeah.
Crazy weather. Weather around here is crazy. It's different every battle.
Oh, that's a peak. Okay, we have a... Okay, we have a shambler.
We have a shambler.
Shambler's just scary.
So let's take the barrier here.
I think I'm going to take a snack.
Oh nice.
Just do bonus attack.
All right.
Now we gotta try and kill this thing.
We gotta try and kill this elite shambler.
Oh, but I can't move.
Wait, crowbar the maggot if I'm currently blocked in?
Some over here.
Good hit.
Not enough to kill though.
Should actually come to the Zerk here.
You're also blocked in.
Uh, let's turn foe, make him go away.
come over here down the shambler and then rally the fighter to kill the shambler
there we go all right we're we're chilling we're chilling sharpen a nail
big hit
I think you're out of way.
Some over here.
Bar that out. Gravity slam.
I'm over here. Kill you up. Rally you.
Not who I wanted you to hit, but I'll take it. Sharpen my nail again.
There it is.
When you down a unit, gain 2 strength, leap, bloomer, 5th turn, gain all stats up, 3 men
in the meek.
you deal it's two or less is always a critical.
Nothing, I got that one.
Guess we'll just take most of the cat.
Alright, let's go ahead and equip you with Crit Dagger.
Ooh, DNA multiplier.
double the status effects that you that get applied to you all that would have
been so good with the booster dang although
maybe I'm crazy but isn't Aerosmith a status effect
You could also work with Sherpen Nail, but plus one attack is kind of nuts.
Nail God, fire a shot in a straight line that inflicts plus one thorns, I'll buy the chicken
for sure.
Sharing is caring when you pick up a non coin pickup allies gain the same effects.
Well, when you kill a unit or start a corpse, it becomes unique.
And around Charm and adjacent enemy, I'll take Sharing and Scaring.
a
All right, so we can actually get some pretty good synergy with Raccoon form here.
So let's immediately scavenge to over here, let's make some shoot that and then we're
gonna eat a shot actually tires to block this shot actually nice nice he's only got two
Two shots left.
Nice.
Ah, that's not what I...
Oh, that's not what I thought would happen.
But whatever.
Alright, so let's see if we get two attacks here.
Oh wait, we'll see it next turn.
in her nail. And now you get an extra hit.
I
Will eat this shot here pelfer
here. Let's eat our snacks. We're going to scavenge to here. This gives everybody mana.
Let's get that one stick here which blocks a shot.
All right.
I did get two attacks.
All right, let's come over here, 20, sharpen your nail twice, 16, that's gonna be so much
damage later on.
All right, so that's gonna be really good
Split shot your basic attack has plus one area but deals less damage
Dude with my ridiculous shots that I'm gonna have
How the apple take split shots
You need the chicken.
As you can play it kind of safe, we're jumping straight into another boss fight.
on the downside here. You can just hold on to that. Yeah, I might want to actually remove
the knockback and instead I'll just give you the ninja band and be knockback on
thief. Now he's running an energy transmitter. Yeah, I don't want like a
million back flips.
Alright, which boss we got? Rocky Bobo!
unironically this would have been a good time to have all the knockback but it is what it is.
So here's the deal. We are going to move to that food that heals everybody for
and slap you and then we're gonna farm with a raccoon. We're gonna pilfer some mana and then
And then we're going to pilfer some of that.
There we go.
Now everyone's pretty healed.
Nice.
Then I'll eat the rotisserie chicken.
I'll sharpen your nail.
Back up.
Back up.
So then move over here.
Okay, all the rocks are floating.
nice and then we're gonna hit you crowbar and then I get to go again cuz I'm MVP
nice
Nice.
Uh...
Let's move over here.
Delfer.
And then we're gonna scavenge some healing.
Looks good.
No sharpening, Nail again.
Nice big hit.
Alright, now it's time for some big damage.
So we're going to Air Smith twice.
Jesus Christ.
Ah, damn.
He's got some damage.
When you gain a coin, you have a 50% chance to spawn a coin on a random tile.
And a 50% chance to gain speed and luck.
basic attack hits twice for half damage. I'm not really like hitting twice for half damage
isn't really like... I guess you're technically rolling the chance to crit twice. Honestly
I feel like this is a re-roll because I don't really have any on hit effects this thing
like if I had any debuffs double throws pretty good but I like to have nothing I use a re-roll
your critical hits always spawn a coin and a random pick up
I mean shadow steps always good.
When you move spawn a shadow, where you moved from, shadow mimics your basic action but
fades away at the end of your turn.
I think we take Shakedown because it's good synergy with our Raccoon form.
Pull a unit to Tiles towards you.
Magic Seed.
Your basic attack spawns Brambles.
I want the pulse. I want the pulse to damage
All right, we've got amoebas and a headless
There is a catnip over here that we can go get
So here's what we're gonna do. We are gonna go raccoon form and move over here
We're gonna pilfer and then we're going to
scavenge some mana and
And then scaven some money.
These amoebas are definitely the things to kill here.
Like these need to die.
Like this turn.
I'm pretty sure I can like guarantee kill them
Maybe
No, I can't guarantee kill them
Unfortunate I just move over here and go for a backstab nice
Okay, he goes for the rock that's actually ideal
Let's sharpen her nail and then kill that one.
That's all he curts it spawn stuff.
How?
Which HP do you have?
Two.
Not enough.
Okay, these amoebas need to die now.
come over here. Let's do that. Why am I missing? Oh, he's in tall grass. There's an ex-pelf
That's a problem.
Actually rally you.
Beautiful.
You can still hit that, that was a problem.
Alright, it's a pilfer.
I got nothing.
Alright, two over here, kill you, and then leech two this one.
Nice.
Nice.
They can kill that.
Catnip, Baggy.
Uh, it's usually always gonna be HP here.
Like, just having more health just lets you play around a lot more.
We'll probably use this large Catnip, Baggy, for the boss.
I'm probably just gonna try and nuke the boss. Oh, God.
A strange figure made of sticks and twine hangs before a battle.
Uuuhhhh... fuck.
I'm gonna examine it!
It's a trap. Nope.
We could have seen that coming.
Oh, fuck, it's an ambush.
Thankfully these things are stupid, but this is gonna be annoying.
I hate these enemies.
That's all you got Ranger don't die that's all I ask that's in tall grass this is just
Let's take that one out for now.
You got to break free.
That's it, it's lit, Mars, Gambler with this shambler, summon two shamblers.
These aren't Shamlers, but they basically feel like Shamlers.
fine. Okay. Get behind them. Okay. There you go.
It's going to need a rotisserie.
Okay, that's good position for you
Checking your nail, good hit.
Okay that position works.
Then hit it again.
And then hit it again.
And then hit it again.
and then hit it again.
I wonder if you're putting it on a steam machine if things get to those who don't want to spend a lot on an actual computer if you...
Those who...
It's up to you to try and build and getting one.
The steam deck?
Or you mean the Gabe Cube?
what you talking about there man the game cube i haven't i mean the game cube is not out so i
can't really speak as to whether or not i think it's good
definitely intelligence here
yeah i need to actually
need to actually come out for i can actually say whether or not it's good or not
red drink.
It's actually not bad for you.
I'm gonna give you a catnip bag, so you can just like, sharpen your nail a whole bunch.
I'm gonna give you a rubber bat.
Like, I want it. Trust me.
me because like for me personally like let's say the Gabe Cube works you know what I mean
like it just works which the Steam Deck has been pretty fucking solid so I imagine that
the Gabe Cube is going to do just fine. I think it's going to replace consoles like
this replace it's not going to really replace but you know what I mean it's like I would
love a simple, small device that can sit in a living room and can just play video games
on. You know what I mean?
Xbox is pretty much dead, isn't it? I mean, Xbox is terrible. Not at $950. You gotta
think it's a PC. You don't look at it like a console. You look at it of like, this
is a PC. This isn't gonna get hopefully outdated in like fucking three years after
You know what I mean?
Also, yeah, that and it's a it plays steam games. It's not like okay
The ps7 is out. That means it doesn't play any ps5 or ps6 games. Fuck you backwards
Compatibility will come at a later date soon TM. You know what I mean?
It's it's the game cue it just works it'll play whatever's on steam
You see your mirror. I investigate the mirror. It's terrible.
spawn a cooked meat pickup. Holy! Yo, that's insane for you. That is insanely good. Holy
moley. Because the thing is they have sharing as caring. Wood hat. Wood shoulder pads. I'm
gonna buy these for the set effect. Oh nice that full heal is really good. And then probably
just make you beefier. I don't know what it is, but like just having a beefy health bar
always feels superior than like doing one extra damage. The shimmer always. Uh, well, good
Good luck figuring out what mutations we're going to have here.
What's this?
Infested kitty.
Earthworm?
What the fuck are these?
Tremblo.
It's mainly attack inflict stun and spawn to rocks.
suck rocks towards itself and eat them to gain brace.
Okay.
Damn.
Oh fuck.
Ew.
Okay, that thing is kinda nasty with it.
Yeah, just fucking go all the way over there
oh wow that is a lot of armor holy fuck
I mean, that's fine if you possess me because I'm stunned
Oh god, you have so much slow on you
All right now let's kill this thing
Well
Beautiful
of
I'm not sure what I expected there.
Every day we stray further away from the light.
That brace is actually kind of brutal right now.
There we go.
Alright we're gonna need to heal up a little bit here.
All right, I'll spawn a cooked food right here, move on to it, and then it is currently
facing a way that will hit him with damage. Oh my god you're taking a nap, why? Stop this
immediately.
Next is the boss so I kinda wanna... like I'm okay with stalling here, honestly.
Yeah, I'm just gonna stall for some healing.
Stop taking naps.
Yeah, fucking 12 attacks.
Alright, that should be good enough.
That's some good healing.
and we got a snack
uh... you actually need more charisma
because your charisma sucks right now
I think you got the ear mutation gain plus one charge every time you cast a spell that's
pretty good.
I think yours is body mutation plus two intelligence minus one speed.
I think you got the plus luck minus intelligence.
And then I don't know what the fuck you got.
Maybe the fur.
Narrowed claw.
That's a new item.
What is it?
Mali attack.
This weapon gains plus one damage and plus one use when he gets a kill.
Damage resets at the end of the adventure.
Ooh, that's actually a pretty sick weapon.
Yeah, so here's the thing about so the normal path first the hard path the biggest advantage
of going the hard path every time is that the hard path has two combats and since you
level up after every combat you'll get an extra level with every zone so if you go
All hard pass, you'll get three extra levels, which is huge.
Naude Claw's actually really sick.
I like that.
I like that item.
Infested kitten needs to be watched out for everything else is kind of whatever.
This guy's actually asleep so we don't have to worry about him.
I think we'll actually just straight up move over here.
Kill that one outright.
Or maybe grab a slam over to here.
Yeah, that's a pretty good one.
And I'll take a sippy.
Alright, let's sharpen our nail.
Maybe to here.
Yep, no kill.
Nice, good hit.
Let's go arrow smith.
Good hit.
Everybody's pretty much in a good position.
Just go ahead and rally you.
Nice.
And then...
I'm okay with going over here.
Taking out this guy.
Oh, come on.
And then we'll all force you to run away.
I forgot to spawn the meat.
My meat!
Alright, kill that one.
Come over here. Slap up.
Got him.
Alright.
I'm blind so this might not kill.
Nice.
Uh, none of these I really care about or will even use because I'm spamming Aerosmith every
turn.
Maybe TwinShot.
I don't even have TwinShot.
Emergency TomTom!
You never know when you're going to get a Tom Tom.
Oh yeah, check our mutations.
Oh you know we're going to crack open that in here.
Hell yeah, now you've got another mutation.
Uh, what'd you get? You got your mutation, minus one Riz, plus two speed.
You got... Eyebra mutation 5% chance to inflict fear on units who contact or attack you.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I have no idea which one you got.
And then I don't know what you have either.
Also holy fuck look at my fighter stats.
12, 12 string, 10 con, 12 speed.
I talked to the ghost the operation stares into dandy soul that's gonna be
probably like a immobilized debuff
All right, get ready for it.
Alien.
That's actually a really good position to start with.
I
Nice
Should have done that first, but it's whatever I use to have fear that's fine
of
of
the
All right.
Now it's time for the big damage.
You ready?
All right.
So we are going to move you here.
Never want to be directly in one of these slots because he will consume those potentially.
We're gonna go Berserk for plus five strength.
And then we are gonna smack him for 25 damage.
Big hits.
And then we are going to Berserk.
Berserk.
Berserk.
Berserk.
So now he's down to 190 HP.
Pretty good turn on you.
You're gonna sharpen your nail twice.
and then you're gonna move right on over here big hit and now we're gonna go
ahead and rally the fighter he's gonna punch it
unfortunately did knock back I was thinking of rallying you
it's fine we're going to rally the ranger
and then we're going to spawn a
this will just come over here
big hit
oh my god you can't reach that's so awkward that you have been running in
fear. Bro he's got 10 attack, oh he's gonna fucking sleep dude. Let's go ahead and take
your sippies. Over here. Big hits. Oh, fuck. Okay, maybe don't do that. Okay, he's not
in the spot. It's all that matters. She's not in the spot.
Sleeping, of course.
imagine if my ranger actually could use you know his 16 attacks just imagine if you will
16 attacks. Unfortunately, it's not happening.
still sleeping.
There we go, here we go.
Alright, let's come on up.
We're actually gonna desert first.
I think we got a lethal here.
Yeah.
We got a lethal.
Did my creature did nothing the whole time?
Uh, nail flurry for ten one damage nails.
Distracts.
That actually could be pretty good.
Fear 3 and then to sleep 4.
Although it does ignore shield, that's a really expensive ignore shield.
melee attack with increased critical hit if this crits and your trinket slot is empty gain of kidney
ooh coin toss, they're a coin that deals damage
this spell costs more mana each additional time you use it on the same turn
damn coin toss is kind of broke, love it
see what we got here
plus one thorn spawn brambles and adjacent tiles when you injure turn you are immune to tile effects
that's kind of cool
Distract for moon man. I don't think you can turn the moon around all of that would be funny as fuck
All right, so we got big asteroids small asteroids
Astronaut oh
Oh god, you have so much fucking movement, god damn.
Let's come on up.
Nice, he's dead instantly.
Damn, where can't you hit, bro?
Take a sippy.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
No.
No.
Do you like using the Druid at all? Druid is really powerful, but also can just roll
like shit. I mean, granted, everybody can kind of roll like shit, but Druid especially
really feels like one of the more random ones.
Raka.
I don't know what I was doing with that, but okay.
Nice.
Alright.
He hits.
Alright.
He hits.
Alright.
Alright.
It's
Gain a shield revival body, I think we take revive here
Barn again
Just so we have an oh shit button
You find a dead rat on the moon. I eat it
Nice.
Heal the fall, eat some food.
Whoa, holy.
I did not like that this game based on sure events yes glad you could appreciate it that
historical accuracy of cats on the moon
damn
Okay.
Nice.
Oh.
Nice.
Oh.
Nice.
Nice.
Beautiful.
Stoopzer!
Your intelligence becomes zero, you can attack an extra time each battle for the rest of the battles.
The ability becomes angrier.
Stupid.
Become stupid.
We got it.
Freezing, baby. Ooh, that's a new one. We got it.
Inflict freeze two on a random enemy at the start of every battle.
nice all cats lose 10 HP well gains nothing except suffering
Alright, abandoned ones.
Nice.
I'm glad that the bird is frozen.
I'll push you back here.
Nice, good hit there.
And then we'll spot a meat.
Move here.
Really, yeah.
We'll stay but we'll keep it back because I have to use their turn to go forward right
now.
Alright, let's shuffle that nail twice, knock it back, and then hit you.
Alright, let's rally you.
Barbecue here.
Okay, he can't attack anybody.
There we go.
looking good scream is fine I don't think I'm both of these
all right who's that there he has to jump forward
Oh
Hey there
Again.
Again.
Uh.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Not hard.
I mean, kill you.
Yeah.
No
Just curious why isn't the coin attack on the road usually you have to pick up a coin in the middle of battle
Sharpen nail plus you automatically cast this spell at the end of each round for free. That's kind of cool
I could- I can't see that.
It's free scaling.
Automatically casting it, what, on yourself?
That's how you do it.
We got dry ice.
Mini move.
Your basic attack is a 25% chance to shoot an asteroid at what it hits.
Oh wow, that's kind of cool.
Upgrade stoopzerk, upgrade berserk.
I'm not afraid of gravity slam, it's a good ability.
No, I don't I don't want to go that low on the HP bar.
I ain't that I ain't that risky whoa mega saucer and the elite got frozen which is actually
kind of nice perform a random action on its turn has a dash attack that inflicts stun
has a charge up laser attack that insta kills has an ability to summon be
Provers. Oh good. You know me I certainly do love insta kill attacks those are my
favorite. I should have done leeches first.
You can't, you can technically hit this guy, but he's frozen right now.
I don't know if that counts for picking up a coin for you.
Nice.
I'm gonna assume that that's the charge-up laser there.
Alright.
I
Boy you sure do love that attack
Okay, so there's coins right here.
that works
shhh
fuck you
shhh
shhh
fuck you
Born again!
Revive a body of an animal, give it all the stats, a Raccoon Plus, a Scavenger Plus.
Run any pick up, the effects of that pick up are doubled.
Interesting.
Rally plus.
So the ranger attacks everything in range.
Rubber cement.
Your projectiles bounce to another enemy within two tiles.
now
you find some junk i inspect it with my dumbest character
he finds a robot and turns it on holy shit you read it wrong
Uh, is it just like an area?
Oh, this will go over here.
Nope, kill that one.
Oh shit, what's this?
Doctor Bot.
Heals its allies and gives them random buffs, spawns invaders and collects pickups.
Needed that.
Alright, let's see how this plays out.
Nice.
Ah, it's just an area.
I mean, still does some pretty good work.
I'll take it.
I
Spider-bot
Tanking like a champ bro
Like an absolute fucking champion
of
very cool
Very, very cool.
Nice.
Well, shh.
I think I like the mundane stone more because it gives plus 2 damage.
Not that it matters for these guys.
Aerosmith plus you or another unit gain plus one attack
That's kind of cool. I could technically give it to somebody else. I'm not going to but I could and that's what matters
You can
Rats jump out from nearby crevice to bite babble.
Babble is suffering a string of bad luck.
What did she do to deserve this?
Poor babble.
Large meteor.
You can use consumables on other units, which is weird because it takes up the consumable
slot. How am I supposed to use that?
I mean, I guess it's real, I mean, the way it read, I mean, I guess you can use other
people's consumables but like it's kind of shit. I'm gonna just keep it real. That one's kind of poop.
Give you a snack.
It's because it's a random scale. Yeah they're all random.
I think this works because you're currently like yeah you're fucking frozen I actually
have a good set up and I'm just frozen.
Oh but he's...
it's funny because he's actually cracked.
All right, well, at least we're in a good position here.
We can actually...
Okay, fuck you, dude.
But actually, that was the one to hit,
so that's actually fine.
It's breath attack or push, loses breath on itself.
Feed it to the man in the moon.
How the fuck do I feed it?
I think I can't throw it to him, I think I know how to feed it to him.
well wish me luck boys oh shit nice just insta kills the fight alright I love
that that's an insta kill the challenges and to beat him with it it's to get it to
him and it's pretty whatever so to my knowledge plus skills don't carry down
like it doesn't matter if I take agile plus right now we're done with our run
right and it won't carry down as a trait so if any if anything we're looking at
penetrator shift I take Penetrate that's a good one I'll take it over
shake down. Oh shit. The pillars are active. Actually, will this take me to a new domain?
Both obelisks have connected, but still await activation.
How do I activate them?
All cats can now learn Thiesoul and Cleric Soul.
So high is now in the playlist.
Obelisk extends. It emulates power-blowing energy.
It's a polished surface.
Bevel could see another identical obelisk glowing.
Touch it.
Nothing happened.
Looks like we're going to need another quest item.
We probably need the third quest item
for fighting the double dragon.
Alright, what do I not need?
I need Whip Cracker.
I'm
Raising baby
DNA multiplier experimental treatment rubber cement mundane stone feathered cap
A drink
and
I
All right, so kind of furniture, you didn't get any new furniture, sadly, but you got
photos, plus one comfort, Art Deco Armoire, plus one appeal, Guts Side Table, sure.
just stays up here
more peel
I really need to upgrade my house
of
You've got 1, 2 punch plus for Bruce, which is really nice.
We've got tower defense plus.
I feel like convert plus is gonna be very powerful on this fight since there's two
of them.
All right, give you the superhero.
The charm still works.
It's like freeze on a random, that would be good.
Alright.
I'm just gonna throw this out.
It's kind of annoying that when you sort, your inventory.
it goes hats face necklace instead of hats necklace face I just want to throw
that out there I really feel like it should you know go one two three like
it should be weapons hats that that that you know just throw it out there
should be in the order that it's actually on the screen or be able to
just you know click an additional button and only see hats
just throwing that out there
more filter buttons it's all masking for
I'll take the chum.
Take whoever cement.
speed up you have a callous which current you have a callous which currently
has 34 armor on it holy fuck
I'll take the broken wig.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Actually, I don't want to freeze either, though.
And it's a armor of some kind. I'm gonna give you a liver.
Yeah, that looks good.
And then you'll take the DNA multiplier.
Alright, that looks good.
Let's take it.
it in. Pyrofina and Zaratana at the same time. Oh my god, they have a thousand health.
Each. She wants to kill Zaratana. She wants to kill Pyrofina. Okay. Let them fight.
Oh, that's not good.
Okay, I'll charm you so you'll stop attacking me.
Oh, we'll run you over there.
Oh fuck.
of
of
Let's nerf your damage a little bit.
Why am I units getting like, yeeted all around?
This is a pretty rough fucking fight, dude.
Yeah, we can heal you a little bit.
We'll put Convert on you, see if you stop attacking me.
Holy Weapon.
Oh
Okay
I
Okay, go ahead and swap.
Oh damn.
So much fire everywhere.
Maybe over here
There we go big heels
Now I didn't line that up properly
of
Jesus Christ
now
Jesus Christ. This fight is ridiculous, dude.
I'm probably dead here
what oh you only had to kill one of them oh that makes it so much easier you only had
to kill one you just pick a side oh fuck that's way easier okay that's okay
I'm down.
All right.
That makes it way easier.
Uh, Paraphita thanks for helping her defeat Zaratana.
You've now added a new quest item.
Brush your teeth. It's now...
Brush your teeth.
Hang on.
Hang on.
Hold up hold on what the fuck are the lyrics for this song
I
Hang on
Hey, you got a brush your teeth
Hey, are you listening? I
Know you're very
And I know you're very busy
Hey
I hate it so much
And now it's very hard for you and I know it's a hassle for you
you have so many front teeth and there's so many back teeth
I'm actually speechless.
But things will get worse.
They will get worse, you know.
Things will get worse.
Worse, worse, worse.
Brush your teeth.
I...
Oh, that's that. That's 10 out of 10 right there. That's fucking 10 out of 10.
Oh, man.
Love it.
I can't believe that the song is fucking brushing your teeth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That happens.
People get gassy.
Well,
I could change that one.
I can't breathe.
I'm having trouble breathing.
Don't forget to take your list
to my radio show.
the radio show.
I'll have the sense of the need to go to the
show or put it on site in the station.
Pyrofina joins you on your journey.
She wishes to activate an obelisk on the moon.
Oh, shit.
Now, smooth moves.
Looks good.
How does that?
What do you mean she joins the party?
Am I just gonna have like a 600 HP dragon just fucking rolling through?
Path of the Necromancer.
I stopped getting these fucking raccoons.
Oh shit, you got split shot and aerosmith.
You also have split shot and you have split shot or aerosmith and quiver.
Perfect.
can go home. Oh, hey, look, there's power up. Oh, I'm blocking them. You can see them
now. They're just chilling. They've joined me. We got here. Nip. Oh, that's huge. That's
That's a really good one. You're a little imbred, but that's fine.
Ah, keeps old and tired.
Ah, a Rolf. I can use you for something.
What do we got?
Sudden affliction.
I'm gonna throw you in the stop-in breeding.
More evolutions.
What you got?
Take a dump.
Causing.
The dude.
Oh, you've got really good stats.
I like you
Holy shit your strength
Everything else kind of sucks. I need some speed up. You'll be fine Judas. You're really good
of the
I got kind of shit stats.
We got here Kaisa, spawn maggot, high end, and you're for something.
Patrick Craven, and sure, I'm going to use you.
or do?
Apollo?
That turnfow is kind of cool.
The low speed is always kind of rough.
High speed strint, yeah you're good.
Runa?
Yeah, it's gonna be easier.
Ra Ra.
Yeah, it's gonna be easier for sure.
Kaisa, it's gonna be easier.
Let's get rid of some cats here.
and
you
you
you
you
All right, let's go to the moon again. Let's see who we're taking
Well, there's an old cheater face how's life going? Do you wish to resummon guillotine a one? Yes
Oh shit, she'll be here in three days
I'll see what we got here.
Speed, strength, health, we'll take that, Dambelina.
Oh, you got good bruising.
I'll take you.
dude? The dude. Take the dude.
So let's see what we got here.
Oh shit, you've got split shot in the same range.
Yeah, I want Judas in for sure.
Uh...
You're gonna be a rogue.
Actually, I kind of want to take some classes that haven't been to the men yet, but I don't
really know who.
You've just got really high fucking stats, because you look at how many goddamn mutations
you have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, high speed, strength.
I think I'll just, I'll make you a Necro answer.
Yeah.
Or is there someone who helps that be a better Necro?
I don't want you actually.
You got a really low charisma that makes playing you kind of useless.
Let's check these.
Alright, let's see how we want to play this.
High strength, high speed.
We can actually form the Raccoon pretty easily, because that'll give you minus two and then
we'll hit for three.
We have an extra healer.
Who hasn't gone to the moon yet?
Butcher.
The tank hasn't gone to the moon either somehow.
So dude, let's bring a mage with us.
You've got really high intelligence, good charisma, decent speed and good health.
And you've got health regen as well, so you've got sustain.
That's pretty nice.
They haven't brought a mage, so let's bring a mage.
haven't brought a butcher to the... yeah we haven't brought a butcher either to the
moon, so let's bring a butcher to the moon.
I'm brought a tank to the moon although I think you'll probably be a better tank yeah
you'll be an okay tank because you got nip and high movement and then what am I doing
of you you've got god you've got such cracked fucking strength but do I want
you to be slow as fuck
it just feels so bad when you don't play with a cleric you know what I mean it
It always feels bad when you don't bring a cleric.
You got four int though.
You're not going to be casting a whole lot of fucking spells.
Of course I could, nah, you already been a thinker.
Hmm.
Healing is a crutch bar years ago.
I mean, like in this game there's a lot of like forced damage that you're gonna take.
and we're going to the moon again and moon has a lot of like moon path just has a lot
of damage I'm probably just gonna bring another raccoon either just keep everybody let's just
be nice and bulky this round. Yeah. And then we've got three more unlocks for the moon.
Alright, so we need to bring Pyrofina's Collar.
You can carry that.
Or, let's see what you got.
Enemies will attack you instead of your allies if they can.
Interesting.
So we...
Do we have any actual tank tank items or what?
You got a nice liver so you can regen your health.
I can just give you some straight up dodge chance and then...
I guess I can skew you some thorns, you know?
Gnarled Claw.
I'm gonna give that to you this round.
Yeah, that'll be pretty decent.
What'd you get?
Two, when you end your turn, if you have exactly, uh, if you cast exactly two spells, gain plus
one bonus attack.
When you end your turn, if you have exactly two mana, gain plus one bonus attack.
Oh, that's actually pretty good.
And you can actually cast Bolt Shift every turn.
So that's actually not too bad.
Because two has like two different like triggers, which is good.
Let's give you rubber cement since you're gonna be doing a lot of auto-attacking.
We can give you...
Actually, the thing is we can give you the wig that'll put you...
Actually now can we get one...
Can we get one charisma at all?
I don't think we can.
that's fine let's give you some more charisma
yeah the collar already says where to go give you the fuzzy dice and brown
Some belts actually not too bad either.
They really got much in the way of weapons.
Bring the chum bucket.
Bring the barbecue meteor would you get.
Rally and angelic inspiration.
When you heal an ally they also gain mana.
Alright.
Give me some reach.
Frozen baby.
Experimental treatment.
What'd you get?
When you heal over your max health, spawn a rot fly, your weapon gains plus one damage
for the rest of battle.
Nice.
Nice. You actually got a really good, like, you can set a trap and then pull people into it.
You actually have a really good build.
I like you.
I'll give you crit chance.
Actually, I'll give you Ninja Bandana. You got double Bandana.
And then...
I don't know what else.
I think that's it for you.
I can give you cat an eye, but really no reason to take that, pimp dad.
I don't have any actual plus speed items.
I don't think.
You would like a plus speed item?
Give him the health drink to go over max HP.
I think red drink broke.
Yeah, we don't have a red drink anymore.
It's already gone.
Oh, I never mind.
It's right here.
There we go.
Alright, so you can just heal yourself every time and spawn a rot fly.
That's not terrible.
So you have a way of keeping yourself alive.
Alright, looks good.
There's some more charisma.
Alright, lock it in.
Go into the desert.
I'm chunky at frunk.
Does Regen do overhealing?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
She's here to help and trying her best.
I get the feeling that they are going to in fact cause problems.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Bro how do you get into this?
Oh, you have to, I say, you have to go all the fucking way around.
That's gonna make awful, dude.
Nice.
Oh, wait, you can destroy these.
Kind of.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Nice. Oh wait, you can destroy these. Kind of.
We're an awful map.
Get over here.
Oh, fuck yeah.
I'm really glad we brought a cleric.
Really glad we brought a cleric here.
Pronos, thank you for the raid, appreciate that.
This is an OSHA complaint.
We have never had any OSHA complaints here.
Mastery tiles inflict bruise and throw what you hit towards your original tile.
I already have a wave of inflicting bruise with nip, I'll just take two.
Aw, I'm bad at reading. It's compliant.
Not a complaint.
No, this is gonna be your thing immediately? Oh yeah.
Yo, Phineas, thanks for 122 months sub.
I appreciate that. Full force, thanks for stopping as well. Welcome, everybody, on in.
Uh, future sense is on the air. Darcy wrinkles his nose as he finds the source in an incredibly
silly bag.
That's that.
Nice.
You find a large vat of strange green liquid.
I drink it.
Nice.
No idea what mutation you just added.
Oh, I think it's actually mouth mutation.
Your basic attack inflicts poison.
Nice.
That is a lot of snakes there, buddy.
All right, so...
Hang on here
I can't actually get the kill. It's so sad
But I can bruise you and do that
that.
Beautiful.
I mean, it's fine got him.
Oh, that's not actually a trap.
I thought it was the other one.
I like his big smiley face.
Alright, so let's come over here.
Let's nip...
...and the gnarled claw.
Huge.
melee tech that instantly kills frozen units, icicles zapper, chain lightning.
the
death
to the chiller reroll chain lightning is not a good idea because it says change randomly to other nearby units
I'm a roll.
Heal another unit by 1 HP at infinite row.
I'm going to take blow kiss.
I'm gonna take bloke yes.
I drink.
Shield to full. Nice.
Dying.
It's not in line of sight so we'll get there.
Uh, I didn't heal them.
Oh, because we're in the desert, alright, that makes sense.
I'm going to get you.
a rock fly. Nice. You're really helping. Thanks for the heal. Nip, nip, nip, nip, nip,
Hit you for 11.
Reload.
Hit him again.
Nice.
All right.
Got him.
Ooh.
Uh, so we got Chomp, melee attack with Life Seal.
If you saw an ally gain strength, if you saw a pickup, gain double that pickup's effects.
Give my turn, steal an allied cat's next turn for yourself, Deathwing.
It's either one or two for me.
I don't think we can steal from Pyrophemia, although that would be hilarious.
I could also just chomp the dragon.
You know what? I can actually just, I can just take a little nibble.
Plus one.
Plus one constitution.
As I'll grab that to you.
Alright.
this work to cover here but okay
At least I can blow a kiss and get that off.
Yeah
Nice
Maybe I should give you the juice box shit, dude
And get over
Fuck me fucking spawned a rot fly in front of me
God damn it
That's so awkward
Okay
Just spawn more rot flies I guess
Thanks, Pyrofina, you couldn't do anything else.
God, this is so shitty.
away the poison. Yeah you're gonna be going down.
Good.
Oh boy, this isn't a shit show.
what are you doing genuinely what the fuck are you doing
I swear to God if you trample this body I'm gonna be pissed.
now
Okay, get the charging one out of here.
I'm glad all Pyrofina has done this round is literally just...
There we go.
Just make fucking problems.
Blow a kiss to you and...
I'll get a steal.
Nice.
I can't actually move anymore.
Oh, I love this.
Thanks.
You made everything so much better.
What done yet?
still fucking one more to kill
You couldn't even kill it you couldn't even kill it
Okay.
Fury heal.
Heal in adjacent unit 2 to 6 times.
Yeah, I'm going to need that one.
Holy fuck.
We're looking a little low on the HP here, buddy.
Just a little low on the...
You're gonna take a snack with you for a turn.
I'm going to ignore it.
All right.
So we're going to chew on pyrophenia because it's a heal.
And then we're gonna bash you just fuck you
All right
Eat that.
I can only do it to a Jason's.
Joy.
thing is they're gonna try and attack him because they have to let's throw a food there
Nice.
Oh.
Joy.
Health.
It does exist.
Thankfully you can heal yourself.
And then, nip twice, so you can kill the gnarled
claw and then just come over here and hit twice and then jump for some more health and then kill
them
All right, just want to meet here, move, heal, oh, fury heal is so good.
I love it.
The fact that it's minimum 4 potentially 12 is just insane.
And you'll come over here, take a chomp out of an ally, pull this bag of trash rowers,
hit it.
Oh what the fuck are you doing?
I should have nipped first
I will tell you this bramble item has got to go because it is only fucking me over I'm
I'm taking that shit off immediately.
It's form of the raccoon over here.
There we go.
Plus one thorn is cool and all, but same time.
He's doing shit.
Why are you like this okay
All right, when you end your turn if you cast exactly one spell double it, no, it's not
gonna be very good.
When you cast a spell, deal a random elemental damage to adjacent.
damage your basic attack deals two magic damage epiphany no your basic attack
deals plus two splash these are all whatever
and we're gonna get rid of our bramble your basic inflicts burn
Probably make your basic inflict burn, I guess.
Alright, we're taking these fucking brambles off.
They ain't doing shit.
It could be inside this bottle of pills.
Nice!
I got a speed up and an intelligence up.
That's huge actually.
I like the main two stats you want.
when you heal another unit above their max HP you both gain one armor.
When an enemy downs another unit they take 10 only damage.
I guess Breath of Life.
I guess two.
Phew, four is good for Fury heal?
Yeah but, here's the thing, I'm not gonna Fury heal a full health unit I don't think.
You know, like I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna burn mana on a full health and then I guess give us both armor.
I'm just gonna take the res because we're probably gonna want a revive.
oh god it's gambit why couldn't we have the other guy
It's going to be such a fucking shit, Shale.
I blow a cast at you.
Now
Three is fine
Holy god damn
Look at all that healing I don't like that
That's better I
Could kill them actually
Just kill them
Is there an easy way to tell us larkers which cats are enemies versus which ones are yours?
Uh, anything that's just like one color like this is usually, it's usually ours, like look for the color cats, those usually the ones that are ours.
And the ones that are like gray tone are usually the enemy.
Also the giant dragon is mine as well.
At the end of battle, all food pickups become flies.
Oh god.
Uh, what is a useful piece of info that is not given to you by the game?
Elite?
You really need to be- the hard path, you really need to focus on the elites and just
assume their second turn they're gonna be able to hit you like you need to
really play around elites also control click is later middle mouse is like your
friend don't take Duke of flies I guess or actually no ants because like his
speed is fucking garbage he may as well increase his own speed
oh shit what's that electric coin heads refresh your movement action tails slow
to oh shit we got bricks
Bricka it's a middle mouse it changes the terrain I'll show you see what boss
we get. There's two bosses we can get here. Honestly I consider this to be the
easier of the two but, oh yeah especially with one of them being frozen, but
middle mouse makes it so you can actually like see things a bit better.
Oh, and I can heal now with kiss, huge.
God, you're just in the fucking way, swear to God.
So the way these guys work every time you damage them, it'll spawn a thing that will
make your life hell.
I'm going to come over here, nip, nip, nip, punch, and now I'll get an extra turn.
I didn't know rubber cement will make the brick also also it looks like stunned enemies don't spawn brambles
Good to know
Hey, you're stunned too perfect
Again again
Again
Kizzy.
Yeah!
Nice.
Yeah, alright, so stun literally just makes this fight free as fuck.
Nice.
Nice.
Again!
You are not having a very good time.
Oh perfect actually because now you can use narrow claw on that.
All your allies have Brace 1.
You can throw adjacent allies up to four tiles on their turn without using their movement
action.
It's always Mini-Me.
Mini-Me is just always nice.
Because the thing is, is that since the Mini-Me also gets priority target, it's just going
of tank attacks. It's just a good time all the way around. Hard path all the time. Ooh,
the onk. While you're down, you have a 50% chance to revive. That's kind of cool. I don't
I don't have a use for it right now, that's a cool item.
I get two pyrofenus because I have ninny-ny.
I have fucked up.
I tell you I have fucked up.
Nope. Best of luck, I guess.
Each time an enemy casts a spell, it emits sparkle and gains thorns.
What if I stun you?
burn the forest down.
Oh my god, the mini-me is doing Guardian.
Good.
I have unintentionally made this way harder on myself.
As is tradition.
All right, chomp you, try and kill you.
Thanks for that.
No mind us, just burning the forest down.
Nice.
And the gnarled claw gets a little bit stronger.
uhhhhhhh
probably take intelligence here
yeah
any abilities I could spawn waterbop
crack it open baby
nice I have another mutation
what's this one do
I spawn money when I take damage
huge
oh fuck me
and
blow a kiss to the bird
I can't get past pyrofina's giant ass.
Why would you go that way?
Oh my god, please fucking just help me.
I think I'm going to be able to do that.
Mage out here having to do literally everything.
Thank God we rolled like a crazy mage, you know what I mean?
Kissing you.
What?!
Why?!
Why are you over here?!
Oh, there's a bodyguard! God damn it!
of the
I could not make this any harder on myself
thanks
I did it.
Please god have some speed.
You can move it off to somebody else.
Yeah, but at this point I'm one to do something because it's funny even at my own expense.
I'm having two pyrophenas just seems funny to me.
I'm committed to the bit.
But I get ponder, gain, oh that's actually really good.
For who?
I don't know.
But it is a good item.
lead hat, mud mask, uh, what do you even want, you don't really need more charisma, you just
need more HP.
The shimmer! Hell yeah. Time to mutate my cats even further.
Thing is, most mutations are like either plus one or plus two and minus one something else, so...
By and large, it's usually a beneficial thing.
Just mutate your cats to fuck.
Fuckin'-
Look how many mutations they have!
Oh god.
I'm not going to remember which ones they have, but, you know, maybe Chat will.
Nice.
Oh, little mini-meese.
out
why did you have to have bodyguard of like all your traits
you know what I mean
Nice.
Nice.
Huge.
Huge.
Nope.
Can't get past the two giant walls.
Now wait, now I don't want to do it there.
Alright what'd you get? I don't know.
You got something as well.
Plus one speed, your basic attack is a 5% chance to stun.
Oh that's great on a healer.
Awesome.
Oh god.
Yeah, we're gonna bodyguard because I really don't want pyrofina to get charmed and then, you know, do something actually useful for the enemy.
Hey.
Move pyrofina somewhere else. That's huge.
Okay
Where are you going
Nice.
Nice.
of
a little bit stronger
Bambalina will start the next battle with extra mana.
Oh good.
Plus one movement range while wet.
Water does not slow down movement.
At the end of each round spit at the enemy.
Equip a temporary bottle at the Star White, it's like poor cats.
Your basic attacks inflict soul link.
Neat.
Uh, I eat the grass.
Nice, healed the full.
So I don't know if Crater Maker can one-shot Pyrofina, but I guess we're gonna, oh, okay.
Oh, let's see if we get to get into position here.
All right, I'll just do nip, nip, nip, and every single application of nip basically
just makes it take plus one damage. Huge.
Hey, Hits!
Kissy!
Alright, so you've got pretty good stun on you right now.
Some over here, cleave it, miss, got your blind.
Yeah, that'll do it.
again
some over here.
Nice.
Alright what do you got?
Again, nip.
Big hits.
of
an astan
of
the hits
Swift servant giving unit plus one bonus move that unit becomes the alpha if there
is an alpha spell must target it and it gives you plus one bonus move as well
that's kinda cool. Wrath of God no. We already have a revive so.
Make pyrofina of the alpha.
I don't see how that could go wrong.
Rocky necklace.
Alright.
You can make some pretty thick armor.
How are you going to fit not one but two pyrofenas in the rocket?
Well, say less.
We did it.
I can't even move out of my spawn, they're fucking boxing me in bro!
Fucking boxing me in!
Wiggles and Waggles.
Turn low health allies into waggles.
Nice.
Oh, this is actually huge.
He dies on this turn.
Oh my god, Pyrofina did something.
That is so much extra movement, it's actually fucking insane dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Forbidden Fulmination.
Yeah, I'm good on that one.
That's a roll.
Hyper Beam.
Actually pretty damn...
Tyler tweeted the stream just now? Tyler? Oh, sure, really? Yeah.
You like me, Tyler?
That was Tyler, um, pretty sure Tyler's like one of the creators of the game.
I mean, I'm number one now.
Gotta hope so.
It's okay.
Oh, got a robot.
Second.
Ah, fuck that.
Ah, fuck that.
Alright, uh, what the fuck is this thing?
Hanging bot.
Smelly attack inflicts short circuit or tracks when damage spawns invaders.
All right.
All these only take one damage, so this is actually gonna be Hass.
Oh
Shit
Nice.
Nice.
Layla, the kiss.
We're not even moving you.
Nowhere that's going to get you any value.
Stop!
Good job Pyrofina, you got one.
Oh
Dude the perfect moment
Ow. I mean it's dead. That's what matters.
Must it be juice?
Yeah, fuck that rock.
Thank you. Thank you, Tyrafina.
It was getting a little cold here on the moon.
That's what we needed with some lava.
Good job.
We got delicious scent garbage track garbage cannonball target any tile at the beginning
of your next turn jump to that tile if you land on the unit stun it actually sounds kind
of nice I like that those dinosaurs yours no they belong to hell
I stole them I stole them from Hal
Okay
All right nice
I am literally boxed in I I can't move
all right well time to make pyrofina the alpha here you go there you go go do
with that as you will. Thank God I can hit him. Double kissy.
of all the places you can go!
You have the whole world in front of you!
I regret making you the alpha.
Thank God I made ourselves tanky.
That would have fucking hurt a whole lot.
Who's right here?
of
a
mini means that a concussion.
Nice.
That cannonball was insane, bro.
And then... fuck it, I'll just belly flop on him again.
Drink a sippy cat.
Where am I? I'm over here.
Oh, you're immune to magic. That's what it is. Nice. Oh that's cool. There, have that
double stun and then kiss.
Mini-B's gonna die.
No!
My belly flop!
I was in perfect position!
Not there you.
Which HP does he have left? He's at 5. I can't really do that.
Nice.
Sup, dude?
Um, that's awkward.
Thankfully, I can't stun myself with that.
Can't belly flop onto myself.
Save little mini-me.
I'm just gonna pyro-pin it so he sees the body.
Alright, if it wasn't abundantly clear, you probably should never make pyrofina your alpha.
Just in case you were curious.
Holy.
God, your damage is fucking insane, bro.
Rapture is ready!
Alright, rally plus, swift servant.
The spell is infinite range.
I'm gonna take Fury heal plus.
Time for some random stats!
On pyrofina!
Debris armor.
Chomp plus cannonball plus sharpen plus
Jarvan plus, that's pretty good.
I'll take Jarvan plus, it's not too bad.
Alpha pyrofina is good content though.
content
Huge.
Alright, that one dies on his turn.
Can't get around them.
why do you never want to like attack things she just want to take
Concussions and die
I'll pull you in the make
I think must if you juice
Nice.
I have fucked up.
Big damage.
Hey Pyro, if you want to like, I don't know, walk through some enemies.
Actually the flies are kind of nuts.
And they're all dead now.
Thanks, Pyrofina.
I appreciate you.
now
now
now
Oh, nip plus.
Your f...
Nip plus is amazing.
Nah, I didn't know it was o...
Ooh, obelisk puldrons.
What are those?
Oh, wow.
You get one barrier plus two strength, speed, and constitution when you kill a unit.
The stats obtained this way are lost when you take damage.
Oh.
Okay.
A small black hole beckons Bambelina towards it.
I put my dick in it.
Nice.
Bambelina's hand disappears into the darkness of the hole as she reaches inside with great
effort.
Bambelina pulls her arm from the black hole clutching a rare item in her paw.
Nice.
This is why you always put your dick in things.
If you end your turn without using your basic attack, gain plus one damage and one thorn.
That's not very good, but that is a second piece of thumbing.
Oh, what the fuck are these?
Neutron Star, it might go supernova.
Oh, good.
Well, just letting you all know this little adventure that we're on right now, yeah, we
He might be dead.
Is that a rock with an all stats up?
I mean I guess I bumped it into the rock.
The rock got the killing blow so naturally the rock gets an all stats up.
I mean it just makes sense.
Whatever kills the bird gets an all stats up.
So I mean if spears can get Ebola, I guess rocks can get all stats up.
Now
We just kill
The robot?
Oh shit, and it spawned another waggle.
That's actually kinda bad.
Yeah, that's actually kinda terrible.
At least that one stunned now.
Move over here.
What moves do I have?
He's already gone twice.
Oh, good.
Please don't touch the neutron.
Honestly not the worst thing to have happened.
And now my mini-me's over there by Pyrofina.
Which honestly is fine.
I
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
The shooting of the black hole
Chomp you
Oh, you actually wait calm
Throw a food so that way I'll get a plus one strength. It gives me 10 damage
I'll guarantee the kill
You're blind, so this might end up missing, but still kind of like your best move.
Nice, bring it close, and then jump it, there we go.
I'm glad that even while mine controls the mini-me is still stupid.
I can't really get over there.
And I probably
didn't want to actually freeze those thinking about it now.
Oh, you're about to fucking die.
Probably should have healed the mage at 1HP.
Uh, what have made sense.
Oh well.
Healed.
Oh
Oh, good.
Alright.
We're good.
Hyper beam plus
bolt plus
Blow kiss plus shift plus shift plus is actually pretty good
Take hyper beam
Oh, Pulse 1 range or range attacks can't miss, that's actually a really good item.
The dude finds a mysterious obelisk.
I touch it.
Nice.
Providing in with health regen for the next battle.
Very nice.
another large meteor and it's with cracker again fucking useless
alright how the fuck are we doing this fight
Nice.
Oh fuck you dude, I was in position.
and
some
of
some of the
Oh
Okay
I'm just gonna beat the shit out of it
I'm not looking too good.
the
Just keep sharpening.
Nice.
Hyper beam!
Hyper beam!
Hyper beam!
Hyper beam!
yeah I'm just gonna I'm just gonna beat the shit out of it the old-fashioned way
actually the hand is now facing the correct path
Oh, it was a gun nice
I see that you have 10 Brace. I raise you a bruise. One damage. One damage. One damage.
One damage. One damage. One damage. One damage. One damage. Two damage. One damage.
one damage
Alright, let's go ahead and sharpen our weapons.
hook hits for seven now. Oh reload go again. Yeah. Piper B! Piper B! Piper B! This is
not the intended method but I don't care.
Well, I tried.
I like that the flies keep going into his mouth.
Well, I'm sharpening my weapon.
So kits for nine now.
Let's come over here.
I
For me I for me I for me I for me
Well
It was a brute force my way through the moon.
Oh, he actually can't eat pyrofina.
Oh shit, he called for help.
Might be a bit too late there, buddy, for calling for help.
Sharpen my weapon.
big hit oh yeah actually this thing's dead to hyper beam you don't have to do
do anything. Let him again. You got 10 health. We'll drop a BBQ. Move over here. Kill ya.
And then, give you a couple of those.
Piper beam!
Piper beam!
Piper beam!
Piper beam!
Beautiful.
Nice.
beautiful nice complete the moon with the tank complete the moon with the mage complete
Moon, someone else.
Uh, let's see here. Elemental attunement.
Uh, like, on missile.
Learn from me, Hyperbame. Uh, we're at the end. Or are we? Here we go.
Butcher's Soul. Revolver. Fire a shot in a straight line that insta-kills units and
deals 25 damage to bosses. Wow! Holy! Give the cat a gun!
I activate the obelisk.
It's got an achievement called the Rift.
Do it!
Oh fuck.
What's that?
Oh no!
No. No.
You can now adventure to the rift. Oh shit.
A tear in the fabric of space time lies beyond.
Oh, let's go.
The giant monster activated the obelisk, causing a tear in the fabric of space, opening
a portal into the Chaos Dimension, just as I had predicted, all a part of the plan.
Now a tear like that would usually invert our reality, but lucky for you, I had my fingers
crossed when it happened.
Science!
For the win.
Oh, you're probably wondering how I got here.
Spoiler.
I'm not here at all.
I'm just a hologram being projected from the implant in your brain.
Neat, right?
Anyway, feel free to continue exploring the rift.
Just let me know if you find anything neat.
Okay.
Okay, so the moon and the core both go to the rift.
We have our... we have our... Tier 3 zone.
I guess Tier 4 zone.
Kinda like Throbbing Domain.
What the fuck is this?
Glitch Tile.
Scrambles the spell of cats who walk through this.
Confuses non-cats
And what the fuck
Chaos Stacey its melee attack inflict scrambled reflects projectiles and knocks back units that contact
Jack
Protects his allies
Frank will suck units in and then spit them out becomes Frank's bean when killed
Oh shit, it's Frank. It's Frank and Jack.
No.
Okay.
We'll nip.
Then we'll kill you.
Frank's beam. Melee attacker moves randomly.
Does 5 damage has 8 health.
nice and then let's put it slow on you it also has brace five which is kind of
nutty. Oh shit, he gives 5 to everybody. That's kind of nuts. Come over here.
and then wait I'm fucking stated reflects projectiles Mario you have the memory of a goldfish did
Did you forget?
I'm sharpenin' that.
Nice.
And since you have five, we can actually just do that when Sippy.
So this one will die to Hyper Beam.
Miss.
Damn.
Alright.
Come over here.
Alright.
Come over here.
There you go.
Nice.
Actually, I have magic missile now, so you don't really care.
one of those tiles you will definitely be on you know what I mean
yeah you'll be on one of those tiles Jack
All right, let's move you over here.
Nice.
Nice.
Right.
Alright, you're all good.
Let's just try and get some heal going.
There we go.
There you go.
Perfect.
Yeah, he'd protect over there.
of
this
Yeah
Yeah
All right, Angelic Inspiration Plus.
When you heal an ally, they also gain half the mana, or that's a gain mana equal to
half the amount healed.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
So all in favor of giving the priest a gun to insta kill whatever potential bad elite
there might be.
How we feeling about that one?
Because we're about to get an elite.
So I'm thinking we bring the gun just in case there's a elite I really don't want to
do.
gonna do mini me with a gun because there's an enemy that reflects projectiles and I don't
want to play Russian roulette with that.
Oh, there's trash everywhere, nice.
flower tile. So we have, that's just a whole lot of Frank. Okay. Oh, and there's two little
Frank beans over here nice
I cast gun nice
and
of
of
of
of
of
Good hit.
And then we're just going to keep nipping this thing.
Perfect.
Perfect.
They ain't move back in, nice.
God, that's so good.
You know you have other abilities, right?
Damn.
of
the
of
the
Wait, what the fuck are you doing back there?
How long have you been back there?
Yesss!
There you go.
Just more stats for ya.
You have other abilities!
Oh
Dang it. I get to freeze it
All right, you're just stuck in there I guess
I love the song that's got on right now
of
this
and I can see their back whenever
of
the
Now...
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
There you go, more stats.
Alright.
Oh
Dad you just can't do anything to brace
Well, they're finally running away
There we go, finally.
Got seven enemies with Brace 5.
Mini-me plus.
Gain a half-sized copy of yourself.
And a quarter-sized copy.
Yo, the mini-mini-me!
Two mini-means!
Good. More bodyguard spam.
That's what I get.
Tier 4 zone, bird feed, bruh.
Or maybe that's actually the play.
Because now I'll put bird feed on Bambalina
and then we'll get a mini-me with bird seed and a mini mini-me with bird seed.
yeah.
mini minis.
I may as well put on the obelisk.
Alright, let's see what we got.
Chaos!
BORU!
And Steven!
Nice.
Ooh, and there's a hummingbird.
I only got one bird.
I feel cheated.
All right, let's come over here.
Oh, wait, another bird frozen.
Alright, so this is gonna split into multiple Stevens.
Not excited for that, but let's do a bruise, another bruise, another bruise, another bruise,
then we're gonna punch you into the spike.
Bring you to 34.
Gonna hit you like that.
Already off to a really great start.
Oh dude, look.
Oh dude, look at the mini mini mini.
Club them. Mini, mini, mini.
Alright.
Is he shooting the cat?
I got one too.
I
Yes
I'm a busy yet yet free. Hey, she doesn't make it
Get over here!
Hell yeah.
Face it, dude.
Alright.
So let's come over here.
And we can do Nile Claw, which will look at the Inegis beauty.
Oh!
Value!
I didn't got to do anything.
I mean he was using the cat as a gun so I mean a cat named gun understood
kill a lot of maggots, move over here, have some stats, pick some money up, holy hyper
Beaman
Beautiful
Each one you kill turns into a glitch tile nice
Love that
I mean
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
I can't ball over to here.
He was on your side.
Unfortunate.
Well, nothing to give you done.
out of my hands why'd y'all move they were perfectly blocked
,
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
I'll call shoulder those two
I think that's it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
Alright, that's it.
Oh
This one left
Got it.
Uh, uh, uh.
Tesla coil.
That's kinda cool.
Magnified plus stone breath.
Somebody cool spells.
Oh.
His name is Chaos Backwards.
His abilities change each time he teleports.
Gotcha.
the
build new spawn a mini new that makes a huge explosion when it dies
probably don't want to use that on a guy that teleports
of the
cause of any of the line of sight to attack on the enemy the can of God you have anything
So he's got Jimmy's attacks now.
Alright.
Well, Jimmy doesn't really have any attacks.
looks like push everybody away so they're not even that bad
nice stun you
nice
good stun for me, we got pin cushion
convert
and lighten
another unit's next spell is free
Hmm, interesting.
Soft positions with a unit in your line of sight.
There you go, your next two spells are free.
All right, nice good hit
basic attack gains plus two range and plus one area until the end of turn
How the fuck does that work with a...
Okay.
He's got flush master now he's gonna push everybody down
All right smooth you over here
A free thunderbolt no stun a free thunderbolt
No stun. A paid Thunderbolt. No stun. Another Thunderbolt.
Another Thunderbolt. Damn, no stuns. 25%? My ass.
Oh my god, he actually did damage.
Mini me or no, that's that's the mini. No, yeah, that's mini me mini mini me is still alive though. So don't worry
We got a spread out which honestly is easy enough to do
By two leave you tax
What'd you get?
Chomp, Shock Therapy, Soul Reap.
Deal 1 damage to a unit within 5 tiles.
If it kills, gain 5 mana.
Interesting.
Deep Dive Plus.
You become downed.
And you don't get injured.
At the end of the next round, you revive with 50% HP, 20 armor, 2 barrier, and an all stats up too.
I thought you're kinda sick.
Might do that.
And you got much else to go.
Eh, who am I kidding?
That's Flushmaster and Cerberus.
He's got three different parts that makes me think once he gets low enough he's gonna
be able to do three different attacks.
Bolt. Yep, he's Cerberus right now. And you tend to go in between this spot and this spot so I'm
gonna try and five head this and put my hyper beams over here. Hell yeah.
He's got spikes and kinetic spikes now.
Oh, again.
Oh, right play, but unfortunately he gets two moves and heavy death next turn so we're
We're just gonna burn them all on light and bolt.
Awesome.
He's so close to dead.
I think we actually got it here.
Yep. GG.
There it is.
Hell yeah!
I got the tank tent too, mage robe.
Whenever you heal a remax HP spawn a rock fly and the X and damage with HP and damage equal to the XS healing
That's actually pretty sick
Thick
Holy
Tank stat 2 has been unlocked
Mage's robe has been unlocked. Cleric's tears have been unlocked. Iron Jaw has been unlocked.
Thick.
All knockback inflicted by you is increased by 2.
Mage's robes, plus 1 int.
Gain 1 charge when you deal damage with your basic attack.
Cleric's tears.
Ears.
Plus one barrier.
Gain a barrier every time an ally is downed.
Iron Jaw.
Counter Attack, melee attacks with a bite that deals three damage and has life steal.
Home.
That jaw is dope.
Holy moly.
Matchstick.
Your basic attack inflicts burns.
Nice.
good items. The grotesque head of the chaos gone floats before Mr. Darcy. Well of course
I'm gonna try and loot it. What could go wrong? I die. I got an item. Hell yeah.
What'd I get leather hide mask plus for armor plus one brace plus one health regen 5% chance
to spawn a charmed flea every turn damn that's pretty fucking good
and
how they added
I don't really use this hummingbird.
Actually, no, that would be useful for the boss fight, we'll keep that.
I don't use this rotten meat, though.
The brambles were fucking awful.
Any more items I want to keep?
Uh, this only has, this has three shots left, but I still want it.
I don't really like the coins, they're kind of whatever.
That's just a pill.
I still need the matchstick.
I don't need PCP.
Uh, anything else I care about?
Not really.
Yeah, we're good.
Just another pill in storage, and then we'll take the bird seed.
Do they have a better all they do look they have a better crown because I went further
That's kind of cool
The box
Guess what you unlocked hard mode for act 2
That's the desert one.
Spoiler!
This game features three acts, so hold on to your butts.
Bye.
Nice.
Now we can do hard mode in that one.
I'm working on Hard Mode Act 1 right now, so...
What?
There's another one?
The Jester?
How fucking random!
Enjoy.
The Jester is now available.
Hell yeah.
The clown collar is here.
Jester can be anything.
Jesters have no limits.
Oh, that's every class.
The content pic for sure.
I
Had any furniture
Gut side table
I want to have like a four gesture run
All right, all right, that was a very, that was like a long ass run.
So I'm gonna get up, use restroom, grab some more water.
I'm gonna run a couple ads, so, just to like a heads up, so.
I'll be right back.
You all be awesome.
Get yourself some water as well.
I'll be right back.
You're the one I love.
And I love you the most.
I'll have your little kitty eyes
with some butter and some toast.
Meow.
Your little kitty feet
will go nicely in a stew.
And when I'm finished with that,
then I'll eat your heart with this treat.
I'm not some kind of monster, but now I'm not some kind of freak, and you see I'm one of your kind.
Meow.
Yes, you're just your own.
What the heck?
So send me to the fake house, and you will see the crime.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
I
I'd like to draw a piece of paper.
Just to nibble on the ears.
Oh, save my life.
Oh, you see, don't try to tell me, but I can't get you to find me.
We can't die together at a little kitty table for two months.
And once you're out of my way, then perhaps I'll give myself to you.
From your little ears down to your feet,
to your special little to waste,
you'll find this jojie-style of life.
No, it's the way that you're supposed to be.
You'll get a hundred of deep inside me.
Only one thing can satisfy me
So come on home to daddy
And let me get my sweet pussy, but try
I'm just a terrible kid
We were half-nosed on the sun and I stood
I'll get you a bag of taste, soon when I'm good
I've had time just so many of you
I'd like to enjoy it with a nice weirdo she treats
But that's nothing fair in this world
I'd like to kill you, me too
Now, the channel watching me
I know so much from those stories
Just a channel watching you
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Boone County, this next one's called Dirty Mittens.
Just a reminder, never lose hope.
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Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Yeah
Oh
Oh
I am back how are you all doing?
I want you, yeah, I want you, all right, uh, Judas definitely want you, low speed
I don't fuck with low speed.
dumb as fuck.
Gary?
Meh.
Thaisa?
Actually, you can be potentially a tinkerer.
You've got potential tinkerer.
Ra Ra?
Rogue.
New show?
Yeah, you're pretty good.
Alright, pass the deck.
Actually, let me check my loop.
I don't really care about those.
Alright.
End of the day.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gila.
Gilatina is coming for you.
Zoom!
Porcupine!
What the fuck happened to you, Kisa?
Too many birth defects.
All right, you're really good.
You're just like a really high-statted cat.
Judas
You're really good new chef
Yeah, we can take you as well your rinse kind of sucks, but we can work with that
And we can work with you as well
To her cats are
This is not really explained maybe if someone in chat knows
Do we need to keep the kittens in the room with the simulation or is it just when they're
born?
Like, or can I just start you up here and not care?
Actually, don't even know.
I think it's just when it's born.
Bitch, you've got low speed, high charisma.
Hmm, kind of shit.
Alright, let's go to Act 3, baby.
Alright, so you got Quipper, save unused basic attacks for the future, and Aerop Smith,
automatically craft another arrow. You have high intelligence and high dex. Surprise, surprise.
You're a ranger. Who'd thought?
No one is surprised by that. You've got split shot. Your basic attack has plus one area,
but deals 50% less damage. You've got good constitution, good speed.
high intelligent what about a necromancer with split shot leeches you know like that actually
could be kind of nuts that actually seems and your name is Judas
this.
Ra Ra.
Ha.
And, Nusia.
I think I'm going to turn you into maybe a cleric as like a, I don't know what's going
to happen.
Probably she gets mixture stuff.
And rob rob the jester.
Who knows what you'll be?
Are they fucking flossing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh, I hate it.
All right, let's do it.
So let's see, you got Healing Word, pretty good, and Eternal.
When you are down for the first time each battle, take no injuries and revive with half HP.
So we can use you as like a decoy that heals.
It's pretty good.
You got terrain walking. Oh my god. You got thrill of the hunt. Holy fuck. You're gonna be a monster.
Oh my god. You are gonna be a fucking monster, dude.
Judas, you got coffin flop and can be in conception when you're down spawned demon kitten familiar.
Do you just kind of road like shit, but we'll see if it changes and then the jester
You got leech shot
good vibes and nip I
Mean the good vibes is actually pretty good and nip is awesome
Especially with high intelligence and turn foe like you're actually not like you're not bad
All right, let's gear you up first. What hat do you want?
I don't really have a lot of hats as I can bring charisma what glasses do we
want oh wait dude mages robe plus one charge when you deal damage to basic
attack and you've got split shot. That's to be kind of cracked on you. You're just
gonna be leeching like crazy. Well actually you have no you have no power.
Never mind. I don't fucking know. What necklace do you want? DNA multiplier is
broken with quiver because quiver gives you an extra action and DNA
multiplier gives you that action twice and then to round it out third eye plus
one range and your range attacks can't miss seems good is there like a weapon
you want as well
I could also give you the match so that you can inflict burn.
Why not?
What weapon do you want?
I'll give you the, give you the brick.
Actually, you're probably right,
burn for the Necromancer,
because they have, they have split shot.
They should get the burn.
All right, so you've got split shot.
Okay, we'll hold it up here.
And...
Plus two range.
be pretty dope and get kinetic spikes no melee I mean we have Ra Ra which is kind
of like melee not really all right so I'm gonna give you iron jaw because here's
the thing when you're downed you don't take injuries and you just revive with
half HP so you actually don't care about going down and so giving you a
counter attack that lets you life steal?
That actually seems kind of nuts.
We'll give you the gnarled claw as well.
Because it's almost broken.
Fuck it, we'll give you experimental treatment to give you some extra health
because that'll make you revive with more HP as well.
And then...
Frozen baby cuz why not it's one less enemy I gotta deal with on turn one
And some cheese whiz for more HP
Actually now give me the sippy there you go you're a monster region
Plus two charisma do anything really
I don't really get you anywhere.
I'm trying to see what else you can maybe grab.
Let's grab pull tab, you know.
Could give the Necro the honk.
Maybe.
No side quests.
No, we're going through Act 3 so there's no quests for us to do right now.
All right, so what does the gesture want?
He's mostly just gonna be leeching, good-viving, and inflicting bruise onto people.
I'll give you a face covering.
I'll give you some onyx pauldrons. You're probably just gonna be a... just a random shit.
yep seems about right seems about right for a jester with some cheese whiz and
a crowbar to maybe find me some good items you don't have a weapon is there
any weapon I can use I might as well take a slingshot with me or rubber bat
That's a good roll of that, seems good.
Alright, let's do it.
Yo, YoGofu, thanks for 138 months of being a subscriber to my channel.
Holy.
I'm here to ask why this game is so addicting.
I just cleared Act 1, including the King, and I lose every, even if it's sometimes
frustrating, second of it.
No, you love every second of it.
Also, 138 months keeps rising.
Thank you dude. Dude there's some people that are subbed for so long. I feel truly humbled.
I am just an idiot on the internet. Truly I am.
I'm retweeting Tyler Gleil's tweet that is posting my stream.
I did it two days ago, but I'm retweeting it now.
Because I'm going into Act 3, and this thing was Act 3 spoiler, so let's go into Act 3.
Alright, let's do it.
Also small quality of life, I love that you can like change the difficulty before
you actually go into the act.
don't have to do it strictly it's even it's kind of cool
does it act three the final act yes
all right holy fuck
All right, also we need to make sure we take these out with ranged.
Over mode, he has himself a barrier.
So make sure we take out that body
There we go piss myself
It's good that I can make water on demand
I'm almost stunning you for a turn. Oh
We have a crate over here been going crowbar nice
It's a lot of money early on.
That's actually really sick.
of the body. Beautiful. The scientists, you have to get rid of the body. I can melee
that with the crowbar maybe? No. Alright.
Nope. The jester has rabies.
Oh good.
Become entropy vaporize everything on a tile within your line of sight against a boss this
deals damage and inflicts stun instead.
Wow 14 mana kill something.
What's rabies do?
Your basic attack is a melee attack you can't equip face armor.
After each battle, gain two strength and minus one intelligence.
If your intelligence is zero, gain madness.
Oh good.
Goody.
Alright, give an enemy all stats up, fully heal it, and then this spell becomes a random
cleric spell permanently you know what let's do booster healing adjacent unit
excess healing is converted to equal amount of random stats because like I'm
gonna have to play around this madness now so I'm gonna need to fill his shit
would just stuff that he's gonna go fucking rabid
of
the
I examine it oh I get to ambush the next fight huge
all right so we get a move here we can come in here
Oh, yeah.
Big hits.
good first turn
Oops, I leeched myself.
Very cool.
Alright, so new plan, I guess we just give Ra-Ra more afflictions and maybe they cure
their own. They cure it. You know? You really want to roll for Ebola? Fair point. Yes.
Yeah, didn't get anything.
Uh, he's just chillin'.
Nice.
Honestly, if it wasn't for that, like, we would have just, like, a God-tier kinda build
right now.
Ah, fuck it, kill.
As rabies is going to be guaranteed madness.
Trade life swap HP with an ally in range 3.
Castle warrior down.
Spider egg inflict infested 1 on a unit range 3.
Carry and shot.
Deal 1 damage and inflict leech 1.
CPR.
I'll take the spider egg, because we already have so much healing in that regard.
So, now you have...
Now you have five in total.
So literally five more fights and then you're gonna go insane.
You should find several syringes full of an unknown color.
What color should we take?
What color do you like?
Red because faster.
Nice.
What'd you get?
You have an all stats up while wet.
actually I may actually have to just call this early because like I'm looking
like the rabies is so unplayable
or kill the jester you know I like the way you think kill yourself
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
At least the equipment, at least the equipment that they're wearing, yes, but they're not
Not really wearing anything that I particularly care about.
Nice, we got us done.
of
of
the
now
of
the way
get four battles to find a cure or a way around it
now
Malays. Ooh, that seems nice. I like Malays.
Alright.
All right, get you out there.
Jesus
Jesus Christ.
The thing you can get downed.
I think he's going to get a chance to go before he gets to do his heal.
Unfortunately.
They moved over two tiles.
I'm hoping that's enough.
of
the god
of
the
Oh yeah, I can't miss, you're right.
got a stomach and a your oh your basic attack inflicts rot one that's actually kind of
neat although you really need that pull tab right now destroy the loot you the
entire party healed one health and you had a brain candy huge so no extra cat
which is kind of rough.
Nice, that's perfect malaise for us.
Plus a perfect rod.
Nice.
Now you've got an all stats up.
of
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
of
Okay, I know what I need to do.
I need to get away from this thing.
And it's gonna be able to do something this turn.
There we go.
Go weakness on you.
Here you go after that now.
Okay now he can terrain walk to this.
Oh my god.
All right.
Oh, wow, that's actually really sick.
There we go.
Ha!
That was almost really bad.
Alright, so we're going to heal you, fucking Mega Mutant Cat.
of
of
I'll take it I'll take it
That's how you get it
While you are downed your basic attack is now hot and your body gains plus six corpse HP
Your basic attack has life steal
Oh, I guess vampirism.
Actually, no, this is going to replace either split shot or can be in conception.
I guess we're going to take vampirism over Cambion.
Can I get a new cat?
Oh, I don't know, Erinusha spontaneously combusts.
Corrupt syringe used to immediately teach a cat the ability corrupt.
Endure yourself and gain plus three magic damage.
Nice.
What does leech even skill with?
When an enemy downs another unit they take coley damage, allies will fire a few hp, game
50% dodge chance, plus 1 charisma.
you inflict... you have to have a chance to inflict charm on anything that hurts you.
Charming actually is not terrible here, considering I'm building you like a literal tank.
Two sounds big? Yeah, five health or less.
What am I spawning that has... oh I guess technically the flies.
Actually, Thou shalt not kill could be huge too, because they're going to be constantly
killing my flies.
They're going to be killing my spiders and flies so they're just going to take 10 damage
every time they kill a fly, since when an enemy downs another unit.
I have a master like that one.
Thorns is great here because we're all ranged damage.
I find ice to be like the easiest of them, but actually fire could be pretty easy too
because we have a way to literally make water happen so we'll do fire this time
health up speed down damage up health down I like speed up damage down oh I can
just sustain through whatever it is they do speed up doesn't really matter
or too much. We definitely don't want Mirror Shine. I guess I'll take third
pop. I don't really care about counter attacks.
Have we tried no thanks at any point? I haven't and I really don't want to know
what happens. Actually, I kind of do want to know what happens.
I
You've spontaneously combust
1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
What?
That's awkward.
Hey, Nersat.
Hey, Nersat.
Hey.
Hey, Neersat.
That's dope.
Oh, that's only a fire dot.
That's actually not that even bad.
Yeah, he killed the fly, killed itself, and then he took 10 damage.
That shall not kill is actually going to be insane for this build.
There we go.
Now, can you stop going after me?
It's very rude.
Gravity Falls
Or tower defense
Well actually this is gonna replace is it for replacing
Right yeah, this is for replacing
and
the
and
the
and
the
and
the
and
the
stomach and all stomach and mushrooms are such a good combo with each other
past with three cats and a dream no no he got antlers I think that adds bleed
nope just plus one thorns
just out of range.
I'll take out the wolf first.
I could have A-lead. Oh yeah, you're right. I remember I have more Reigns than I think
I do
This
As long as we can keep our rangers safe, we'll be okay.
30 damage for free nuts, bro
Finally the claw gets mused.
I
Do what the fuck
You're right, Gate. You're right.
Oh, they don't really need luck.
Speed actually wouldn't hurt here.
Yeah, some speed would be pretty nice.
Swarmed of beautiful butterflies through the air, landing on every surface in a blanket of color.
All allies have too luck.
Oh, man, look at his range.
Forget this.
Over here.
That one can hit me.
The good news is I won't have to worry about...
I don't have to worry about range damage happening here.
Oh, you can infest corpses. That's kind of cool.
I can also spread the ice, which is kind of cool.
There we go.
It's actually a pretty cool build right now that we got going on.
You're just gonna kill another fly.
Now it's doing six damage.
As this thing levels up, we get a lot more use out of it.
So I'm kind of cheesing a little bit here.
Nice.
Uh, yes, so the benefit of being down one cat is that they will level up faster.
Speed here, definitely, I think.
Imagine, imagine going up against this.
You stepped on a flea, you killed a flea, take 10 holy damage from my god.
You're not allowed.
Hey, we got a new cat and a never stone.
Beautiful.
So honestly, I think we're just going to keep this, what does this cat do?
into a transform to spell into a random tank spell permanently castable if you
have five health or less that's an oddly specific requirement
okay
get it rolling
and
You
Rocks
You can malaise these two.
Malaise you as well.
I
Know
Oh, you're mobilized because you walked into your own trap.
It's huge.
Stop tossing onto the ranger
Oh, oh my god, I walked into a fucking bear trap
Eight by five
That might actually just sort of kill you if I get a crit yeah, buddy
All right
It's over here heal you heal you extra
which I can't do anything
well
I forget do I have a res?
I don't think I do
That confusion is such a good step.
blades brah okay just me and my seven attacks
How many fucking turns of a mobile do you have?
Oh god.
Yes, finally.
definitely taking the HP that way you hopefully stop dying 20 HP is just so scary to play
with. Especially since the Ranger, even though the Ranger does ranged attacks, they're always
within walking distance of an enemy. It's always scary. Hey, you have 5 HP! Hell yeah,
can cast your tank spell now.
Calculated.
Pale saber tooth pelt.
Wastu charisma.
When you kill a unit, all nearby cats gain plus one damage.
Probably not gonna get a lot of value out of that.
Uhhh...
Adoubtment.
Hmm.
Yeah, it's gotta be a definite. Not like I'm actually gonna take wrath of God.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
All right.
Well how's everybody doing?
Welcome.
Get out of here.
of
the
I love that if you put rot on an elite, they get elite rot flies.
What's your ability become?
Bollover!
Trample over one tile diagonally.
Fucking huge.
Look at that.
massive dude. You kill the fly. Take 10 damage. Holy fuck, you frick like crazy. Oh wow, that
range on the extra damage is actually pretty significant. It's one two, it's three tiles
in every direction. That's kind of nuts. You killed another fly. How dare you?
She got pushed into a fly.
Malays be upon you till the fly die.
Die immediately.
Oh, I'm not in range, feels bad.
All right, let's move you over here, Helia.
Adoubtment. Adoubtment. Adoubtment.
And now, score the killing blow with...
Yifah. It was Yipah.
Brought yourself for more fly strategy.
It's definitely a strat.
Uhhh...
I already can't miss, so Mark doesn't have a whole lot of value.
I'm going to buy a catnip.
Buy catnip has some interesting synergies because that means I can buy two hits of
Avarro Smith.
Nice bone.
Rock Crusher, jump on top of a rock exploding it.
Nice
The strong current of water impedes nuisance way forward swim or jump over I'm gonna jump over
Hell yeah, she flexes her arms in pride at her accomplishment
Alright.
So the cats can't actually reach me.
These two elite cavemen are definitely the more threatening of the enemies right now.
So we're just going to malaise.
End our turn there.
I
So what happened there is that they had brought
and it spawned a fly right here this cat licked this one to heal them but because
he's on ice he got pushed back into the fly killing it and because he's got
thou shot not kill it kills not only the person that bumped into the fly but
the person who pushed the person into the fly
I love this ability. This is my new favorite.
Alright.
Let's go ahead and send you back.
Ow.
Damn.
That's awkward.
There's one kill.
Alright, let's go ahead and malaise you two.
your sippy juice. Drop a bait over here. Slap him.
of
Nice.
Wow.
Solid ability, bro.
Solid ability.
All right, so there's your three kills.
Come over here, let's level up our Nerve Claw, hit you, and then...
Malaysia. You can't heal yourself with this ability, sadly. Hey, you killed that fly!
of
Do you make yourself an alpha?
No.
Remove all status effects from another unit, then inflict bleed 5 on it.
What?
I guess it says from another unit, meaning you can do this on an enemy.
one damage then heal all allies one HP that's actually not bad because I can
give you the medicat to make that instead of being a one heal to two heal a
A large block of ice is, uh, before Dishimone.
Looking deep into the ice, Dishimone can see a humanoid figure frozen within.
I break the ice.
Oh.
Tries to break through it, but you just end up exhausted and cold.
Lord Bunga.
I love the song on this one.
Nice. Is he just like,
permanently frozen?
Just he doesn't take an action.
So how's that even work?
He doesn't have an action so what is this freeze end?
Alright, oh here's what we're gonna do. Bloodrain.
Aw.
There we go, kill the spear.
On some
Okay, so Hulse it does it does work
Thanks, man.
Really got him.
Alright.
Alright.
And...
Alright.
Ow.
Oh
Nice
Oh, mind me, just making a few arrows here.
I should have put a spider on that first.
Is there critical healing in this game?
There he is.
Making a few arrows here.
of
Yeah
I shoot him.
I shoot him again.
I shoot him again.
I shoot him again.
And I shoot him again. He's got 26 attacks.
Bye bye.
I love that.
Make a few more arrows.
Oh, yeah, you did it.
Roll!
Got him.
Roll.
roll literally you anything for storing the throne sadly now so now this arrow
Smith I can give it to others ooh or I can make arrow flurry hit even fucking
harder. Look at that. Or I could buy even better nips. But why arrow flurry when you
can just arrow smith I'm just gonna buy better nip mom I really hate you is now
in the radio playlist that's the name of the song
Nice.
Let's go even further into the past.
All right, uh, parasolofofus.
It's attack always crit against wet units, tries to toss units into water.
Interesting.
He's also got, well, dude, holy fuck, he's got some insane movement in water.
He technically can only move one, but look at that.
Stegosaurus does a spin attack at the side of his turn.
We'll seek grass to consume.
We'll counterattack you instead of attack it from behind.
Trample.
And then you steal.
Well, let's not go near the water.
Also need to keep an eye on this pterodactyl.
will try and
will try and steal one of my units
which is always scary
it can currently steal the necromancer
and drop a bait right here
which is funny he's gonna move towards the bait but because he's
four size? I don't think you can actually grab it. So that's a good synergy right there.
Okay, can still attack the necromancer.
Let's move for the back.
Picking up money is now more important than ever because we're going to be bagging it.
I
Well done
Oh, no.
Don't pick him up! Quick! Save him! Somebody!
Can't miss.
We're still- Oh, it's this- He's still in ice!
Oh, poor guy.
Uh, was that enough for a kill, by the way?
He's got 20 dex, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
of
Bloodrain plus give everybody HP and mana oh wow okay I'm okay with that
but piss plus I'm good we don't need piss plus
drink or take it this is the throwaway character I drink it got plus one
One strength, Cal, yeah.
Interesting setup here.
I
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
We
I'm not.
No.
Bye bye.
I got you.
Oh no! Don't throw him into the water now!
He gets...
Roll.
Roll.
Roll.
Get that cash.
Can't miss, by the way.
Bye-bye.
of the
of
the other units in an area
I guess Malay's plus.
Of course, I could just spam a Doubtman on a Ranger, not that he needs it.
May as well.
Hey, Butt-Pan.
Beautiful.
I love Butt-Pan.
No!
Love the idea.
We are not solving the puzzle today.
Alright.
Okay, let's try and do this fight a little bit better.
Oh wait, never mind. One of them's frozen. Kick their ass.
Fuck strategy. Just kick their ass. He can't react anyway.
So the way that this fight's supposed to work is that you have two bosses here.
When you attack the one on the left, the one on the right, moves closer to you.
When you attack the one on the right, the one on the left is closer to you, but well, it
all matters.
None of this matters.
Nice.
Nice.
You got luck, speed, and constitution.
I'll take it.
Well, let's just go ahead and shoot him.
And then I'm going to build an arrow, and then I'm going to buy some catnip, and I make
Make a couple more arrows and then stun you because fuck you, you don't get any turns.
And then you are gonna make your way...
...robin.
On over.
nice. Alright. Beautiful. Now throw the Hunts when he killed enemies. I don't have any more
enemies sadly. He's currently just kind of stuck in there so I'm just gonna build a
few more arrows while I wait for him to fall out. And the rest of you can go pick
up some money. I guess I'll give you some more stats because I don't know why not.
I
Hey there, buddy
Wakes up, shits himself, dies.
Quill what?
Thou shalt not kill plus when an enemy downs another unit they take holy damage and become stunned.
That's not okay
Holy fuck, okay, that's not not kills a fucking broken passive
Holy shit, you kill a fly you take 10 damage from God and then stunned
Oh shit Phoenix hat
Phoenix hat 10% dodge chance every time you end movement
gain one speed in charge too cool
quiver plus save unused basic attacks of future if you haven't attacked this
battle the number you save is doubled but that's never gonna get fucking used
Uh, throw the hunt plus...
Finally, I can zoom in with plus one range.
Then ha- wait, plus one range for every five decks you have.
Holy fuck, he's already got 20 decks.
Okay, sure, why not?
My range, the entire map.
Alright, what do we got here?
Tar Baby.
Range Attack creates Tar.
Dynones spawns baby raptors.
Alright.
I'm gonna spawn baby maggots.
There you go, there's some endowment.
Alright, let's see your range.
is a very healthy range. Let me tell you, let's just kill you right off the bat and then start
Making some arrows, baby. Also makes my brick stronger.
Oh, I love it so much.
of the
piss yourself
and I guess I killed that one
to kill that one
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
split shot your basic attack has plus two area nice
parasitic when you gain health spawn elites familiar this isn't as good as it
sounds because what ends up happening is you just bloat the entire movement area
It isn't as good as it sounds.
I'm just gonna take split shot plus because now I have an even bigger area.
But then he spawn leeches.
he's got a point he's got a point pickaxe a melee attack that ignores shield if
used on static or inanimate objects it destroys them and spawns a rock cool
Hmm, do you think 23 dex is enough to loot this smelly bag?
I got a snack.
Wow.
What's this?
An elite dino nest.
Is it all just dino eggs?
Nice.
Holy, look at that area though.
Cheating my sights.
No, they egg down.
All right, go pick up the money roll
Now the eggs are all in tall grass but problem here is that
Yeah, look at that. I love that. That's great.
The ranger can't miss.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Oh, not I am off.
Reload!
Hey, go pick up the money.
I like that the rest of my teammates have just been relegated to picking up cash now.
Oh, that's the teammate.
Well, anyway.
your fault for being in line of sight. But everything's in your line of sight. Yeah. I'm
gonna take charisma because that lets me do two arrow. Actually, no, fuck it, speed. Let's
Let's go. Let's just go sooner.
I smash it!
Hey, you found some money.
Ancestor's skull.
Gurgitator whenever you heal over your maximum HP gain one strength. Oh wow as a hat. That's an insane piece
Holy
Oh dreadnought us a fuck
Stomps towards units that damage it lifts when it takes enough damage
That is a large lad
This is such a cursed fucking boss
We one-shot a leg with flurry you could
I'm going to get him.
get stunned
what's this
poop cat
it pooped
nice
i'm pissing
I'm really confused as to the location of its body, if its legs are all just like this
and how.
Oh whatever. Kill a leg!
Nice!
I'm not sure if I'm going to get that.
There we go.
Oh, that is well so rough.
He's tough, tough, tough.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Now it's your opportunity get him before he gets back up
Holy
All right and another
And another and another and another and another and another and another one and another one and another one and another
Arrow flurry
Buy some catnip arrow flurry again, you don't get a turn fuck you
Love it.
Oh man.
More charisma.
Seems good dude.
You've unlocked anointing oil.
The Arrow of Infinity, the Staff of the Underworld.
Anointing Oil, cleanse debuffs on an adjacent unit or yourself once per battle.
Arrow of Infinity, use your next basic attack as plus 5 range, 100% crit, ignore shield
and can't miss once per battle.
I can already do that.
But it's good to have.
Staff of the Underworld, use Melee Attack with Knockback 1.
Passive, start each battle with a Zombie Cat Familiar.
Ooh, that's dope.
I like that one.
Oh
Nusha climbs to the top of the active volcano she looks down into the depths of the chasm
Damn you have some really good items on you too
Well, to the bit.
Misha and all the items she was carrying are lost.
Nice.
But why?
The time machine transports spends life in transports a party
I could see our house here
You can now adventure to the future
Hell yeah
I
I
I'm gonna get the first rock of yeti.
Like Tile around me.
But I ain't bit about the crumbs.
And I can't get down from the bed of the night.
That is like a little tune about the night.
That's the day.
I got to be the first.
No.
I got to be the first.
I do like experimental treatment though.
I want that for the set though.
I think you're gonna cat a nine.
Already have a never stone, probably don't need another.
Dude, imagine. Imagine. Real quick. Just put this into perspective.
Three level 1 cats and one level 15 Ranger.
Who needs anything else?
Get in here. Not you, though. I really need to level up, baby Jack. Oh god, no. Keep you.
Oh, I got nothing back to bees lab
Yeah, well, I guess your tongue your dumb time machine idea didn't work
It's pretty clear our answers don't lie in the past, but in the future
Obviously.
Why you thought going to the past would change a damn thing is beyond me.
Listen, just set the time machine to the future and hop inside.
Then find a phone book and look me up.
I'll no doubt be extremely wealthy and have invented some way to fix our current issues.
In fact, when you find future me, just bring me back to our timeline and the two
Two of us can put our brains together and really fuck shit up.
Fix shit up.
Fix the shit that you did.
God, these pills got my lips slapping today, don't they?
What was I saying?
Oh yeah.
Don't get me more drugs!
Nice.
Nice
All right
So we got two days until Gillatina shows back up
Now
We'll keep trying to level up Frank
And I love you the most.
I'll have your little kitty eyes with some butter.
Hands and toes.
Meow.
I know.
Kitty feets.
We're going to mess it in a screw.
But you permanently killed Gilatina.
No, I found Steven.
And then I got the ability to resummon a stronger
Gilatina.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
when you get call the wild high decks high and you're going to be amazing
Uh, Blinding Light's Path of the Hunter...
Meh.
But that's nothing in this world.
And why do I have to miss it?
Much to my amazement, there seems to be a large feline apparition making a feline towards
that house on the hill downtown.
All right.
All right.
Well, guess I'm on it.
What happens if you bring a non-crowned person, at least they're retired?
I don't imagine so.
Darcy, you're going to make an insane tank.
The dude?
I might as well take Judas.
Bring the corpse with me. Can you put the corpse in there?
No, you can't. It's sad. You should be able to.
The question is bringing items.
Does bringing non-worn items make them worn?
for a friend. Yes.
Take the pole tab. Take the human eye stick.
The full tab takes the brick.
Give you an eyeball.
Oh my god, the decks actually stayed so you don't even need to do
DNA multiplier bullshit. You can just... Ranger needs 3rd eye.
You're right. Ranger does need 3rd eye.
Alright, that should be good.
All right, so we got Gilatina.
I have no money so I actually can't buy catnip.
I'll be right back.
There we go.
I
I
Got him
Yeah.
Ewww.
Oh, nice.
Aw.
Well, I wanted them was in.
I
Can't see
Oh
Oh
Holy
Got him
Tiny Tina's belly button has been unlocked.
Nice.
Tiny Tina's.
Gila Tina's.
The Borrel adds it like seeps into my brain every now and then.
Wrong Tina.
Hey!
Angelic side table.
Cat table B.
And a chameleon.
put it all in
there we go the attic is looking fucking beautiful with our 37 appeal
I need one more dead cat and then I can get another pointless upgrade from Baro.
two cats charge up and priority target
interesting are you any good holy fuck yeah you're pretty good we'll definitely take you
How about you?
Eh, not so much, but I'll keep you for now.
Just so I have more options across the U.N. as well.
Dandy no!
Grug, are we keeping near?
Meh.
Our home is overflowing with love.
Thank you so much.
I can't tell you how happy we are to have such a giant fur family.
I just wish our neighbors would mind their damn business.
I swear they have it out for me.
We have had the county visit twice this month.
I can't help it if our children want into their house and crap all over their kitchen
table. I'm lying, it was me. I shit on their table. Tee hee. That's what they get for calling
the country the first twa- Ah, there's more where that came from, Bill. I've been eating
tons of pinky winkies. Anyway, speaking of people I wish would die of a heart attack
on top of their wife killing them both. You can now tell who your cats hate. Or you can
also tell who they're in love with. For me, that would be my wife. Not you, Bill. My
my wife! God! Anyway, I gotta use the little girl's room. Toodles. Hates dandy. Love special
Sophie. Nice. Can't wait till we can start making real, real breathing rooms now.
No.
Dandy, no!
Wow.
Are you killing all these cats just for me?
You must be having feelings for old Bauru.
Bauru has never been in love before, but I've been practicing.
Oh, why?
The next time when my lips aren't so scabby, we can do a French kiss.
It's just an idea.
Or maybe a three-way kiss with you, me, and Stacey.
Wait, no, Stacey?
Why'd I say Stacey?
I'm at Hunk.
Hunk is what I'm calling the pile of dead bodies behind your house.
Maybe once Hunk gets bigger, we can do the kiss thing.
a little short now and I ain't kissing anyone under six feet.
Nice.
50 dead cats for the next one.
God damn.
So Tink is now maxed out.
It's just money now from Tink.
There.
Pates, Mr. Liu.
What's Mr. Liu?
Oh, old and tired.
Blood geyser.
Take damage equal to half your health, then deal that much damage and inflict fear 2 on
another unit.
Wow.
That seems cool.
Mr. Liu has grown grown old and tired
Christopher
Die to old age. Goodbye George. I will miss you.
you in. Hey, you got some good stats, I'll take you.
and bread
that's food
Ants, Sharpen
Well, you're kind of basic.
and
curse song of spring
Outside of your low charisma. You're actually pretty good cat
You merit cat in here
Get ready. Gizmo, gobble, grimbo, Guido, Gumby, Doostock, Attic, Carroll, Harvey,
Hedwig, Herbie, Hopson, Hopscot, Ian, Igor, Imitator, Jesus, Jojo, Jordan, Woohoo!
I'm a dog! Lennox Lewis, Lee and Wanda, Magnus, Mano,
Yes
It's actually like your mutations
Oh
Holy fuck look at your strength
You're gonna be insane
All right, let's do another run.
Who am I taking with me?
Wow.
Uh, Papiko...
and
Okay, you're really nice.
I
Who else do I want
Nothing to see here
You should see
Thank you so much Jimmy
I
Even want you I know what y'all want to be
and
I'll keep you for that possible pass
up
P Mart wants to acknowledge it to award members for their hard work with your help families around the world can fall asleep comfortably knowing P Mart is there for them and yes our blank cat colors are once again back in stock tomorrow. Mark your calendars.
So I decided to go back to college and major in business.
That way I can move up the corporate ladder and get a comfy office in a high-rise building.
Get married, have kids, retire, and take a long nap in my car while it's running.
As my kids guzzle red 40 and my husband beats our dog.
Yeah, right.
I'd rather kill myself.
Thanks for shopping at P. Martin.
Have a blessed day.
Weird A. I'll take you.
I'm going to fin out the cats.
Alright, let's depart with what we got.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Curse, give a unit minus four luck.
Song of spring spawn flowers in an area
You could maybe be a druid. Do I want to bring a druid? I don't know
God, the two speed is gonna be fucking rough, buddy.
That's gonna be so rough.
But I mean, who knows, maybe you'll end up being good.
I mean, it's got cannonball, so it's like, next turn it gets to decide where it wants
to go anyway so it's not a big deal.
Uh, what do you have?
It'll be my obligatory ranger I think.
Yep, spring arranger.
And you know, I'm honestly feeling a tinkerer.
Because why not?
I love an intelligence.
What could go wrong?
and I can itch myself and spawn some fleas.
All right, let's try it out.
Lock it in.
What'd you get?
Craft a tinkerer armor piece
into one of your empty armor slots.
Demoman, always craft a bomb at tech one or less.
Alright, I guess I can just armor you up.
Armored up bombs.
What do you got?
Fire shot the spawns brambles and you got split shot.
You got slice and dice harpooner when an enemy moves in range hook it.
Oh, that's actually really good for you.
You got Protection and Versatile Vocalist.
Your basic action deals 1 damage to enemies and inflicts temporary minus 1 damage.
Your basic attack won't apply debuffs to allies or buffs to enemies.
Huh.
Alright.
harpooners really good until it's not true when you get a tiny teens belly button
there's the tiny again it's it it the fucking borderlands to is ruined me dude
whenever you heal over your max health gain armor or gain strength rangers kind
of whatever. Honestly all these are kind of whatever. We did not roll very hot on our
units here. I'll give you the Phoenix, the Leather Mask, and what else.
You really don't actually have a lot of options.
Hmm.
That's a good double dodge.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with you.
I guess you're gonna take the egg.
I'll give you a gun. You can spread good vibes with that.
You can get nurse hat, bandit mask for spawning a ton of money, and then that's
That's all you got.
You don't want to wear anything outside of maybe a trinket slot, so what trinket you
wearing, buddy?
I think we need better on the Ranger with the hybrid mask.
Just the enameled player, and we'll give you the arrow of infinity.
Uh, you don't have a consumable of any kind.
Use some charisma.
Alright, well, send that out and let's hope for the best.
to the lab.
So now we're going to the future.
Okay, these guys suck.
Okay.
Get over here.
Yeah.
Over here.
of
the
of
the
Oh.
The jank alloy pieces are now no longer brittle.
Huge.
I'm a tank.
I'm a tank that blows himself up.
of
Okay, so the bramble shot does actually, uh, it doesn't do anything.
All right, it's actually not the worst comp in the world.
We just have to be very careful of his ability.
Give a unit plus one intelligence.
I'm gonna take squirrel form.
We don't have a healing.
Who needs healing?
I got some rocks.
Fuck yeah.
Okay we gotta be watchful of these half rats.
The half rats are the ones that suck ass.
oh you don't get to keep your armor
I see an end my turn with the bomb
now I can double bomb next turn
of
he's gonna rise
psst good job
of
of
Over here.
Oh, dang.
I wanted that money, but whatever.
Diversion, needle shot.
I'm going to take the needle shot here, not because I think it's going to be that great
right now, but because we're going to the future, the future I think is going to have
robots, the robots are probably going to want pierce.
I got a pipe.
A melee attack with a 10% chance to stun.
Nice.
You find a mysterious machine with paper sticking out of it.
I turn it on.
You've got technology!
Huge.
Shoot a laser beam.
Hell yeah.
All right.
You know, I should have known that they had a backflip.
Yes, on me.
Nice.
of
the
Where you running?
of
Let's see what we got, remote detonator, explode, a familiar, I can blow up the squirrels, spawn
a mini-nuke, vault tackle, teleport to anything that's electrically conductive, displace
unit you teleport onto and the electric damage to them. I don't think I want to
potentially grab bolt tackle going into a...
Yeah. I like the idea for moat detonator. That way I can blow up the squirrels.
Okay, so we have an elite half-human.
I can ball up those.
I fucked that up.
Save our tech.
of
that's huge
Nice, now you got Rot on everything.
Okay.
I kinda wanna stay out of line of sight here.
But I'm really worried about him pulling these half humans.
That's kind of cool.
Nice.
and
Smoothie forward, and low roll on that one.
Good hit.
plus
All right
Nooooo my skulls!
How could you?
of
I can't do anything with you.
Alright, we can kill you.
Alright, not bad.
Binge!
It's kind of funny.
EAT a unit and take damage equal to that unit's remaining HP.
You can't swallow bosses.
Body slam.
Jump to a tile within range two.
both yourself and the units to land on equal to 25% of your HP.
I like the idea of binge eating.
This seems like a great way to get charmed and then eat one of your cats.
Let's take binge so we can get fat.
To devour the gods together.
Together, we will eat the gorge.
Join me!
Alright.
Nice. Thanks for bringing him in range.
Oh god, not the druid.
Anything but the druid.
Stay over here and say you can fucking leave.
Eat!
Oh my god, I can keep eating.
jump over here.
of
I'm down.
I gotta say I kinda like this comp right now.
When you take damage explode, no.
When an item you have equipped breaks, it explodes.
does that work for bombs? Sure, let's try it. Is it bombs that explode even harder?
Because I'm down for that.
No, I'm not going to free them with three luck. That sounds like a terrible idea.
Holy weapon! Fucking useless.
Uh, your basic attack is always a critical against enemies with armor.
Your basic attack, crits, and move buffs.
Lord of the Flies, all flies are considered charmed and get plus one damage when you inflict rot.
You inflict plus one rot.
I am the Lord of Flies.
I feel like we take Shack, though.
So, like, the thing is, we're going to the future.
I'm... I'm reading between the lines here.
I'm reading between the lines and thinking the future is going to have robots.
If the future does not have robots, I will be disappointed.
Oh, that's if we ever get past this fucker.
Oh...
You know it's great a boss that goes fucking three times a turn and does damage every turn
Okay, so in order to fight this boss you need to spread the fuck out
So the bombs do explode a little bit harder.
The tar pill honestly is not the worst. I can let him have the tar pill.
Okay.
I
This Kirby yep
get over here not good
23
of
a flow roll on the squirrels
I can't believe it.
How many cages.
As far as the eye can see.
Filled with fur and hooves and fins and fleas.
I can't dive binge anymore.
It's my speed too low.
Oh, you can only binge for as much speed as you have.
31 burn!
31 burn
oh no
I'm about ready to shoot you with a gun, but I only have three shots left and I kind of want to waste it right now
What the fuck is that?
Reign drain
a
good over here
what
why
I should have shot him with a gun.
God, this boss fight is so fucking stupid.
Love it.
Oh god damn it.
This guy is so fucking stupid.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm just going to go back and get a new one.
Got him.
Hey!
Sneak Attack!
Your spells that spawn Familiars cost minus 3 mana.
No.
Spawn tall flower tile under you at the end of your turn.
Wow, these are all pretty fucking awful.
It makes squirrel form better? No, because I can only make one squirrel at a time anyway,
so this is just gonna make it so the one squirrel I spawn.
This just makes it so the one squirrel that I end up spawning can't do anything.
You spawn four, and then they all die next turn.
Guaranteed.
All right, go to the future.
All right, go to the future!
The future!
What'd you get? Armutation.
Well
Very interesting Grober bots the future is full of Nazi robots nice it's suplex attack
can stun or mobilize. It also primes airstrikes. Sick. Nice. So again, spread out.
of
a guy
Nice.
the fuck is this bro they get two turns
all right that's pretty fucked up
And I can do 3 damage.
Also, I think he's... nope.
He's not dead.
Holy.
Hey, I get to actually hit things.
Well, at least you can fuck them up.
Well, it's kind of whatever.
Fuck it, drink it. What could go wrong?
You got an HP up! Hell yeah.
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Cotspot! Mali Attacker!
Focus its lowest health enemy.
Will suplex others out of the way?
Oh, good.
Shotspot!
range attack or with limited ammo shoots at enemies that damage it damages its
allies expense the rest of its ammo and reloads at the end of its turn back flips
one attack per turn holy fuck
And it does 7 damage so these things do 21 damage holy shit bro.
So let's stand here, nice, and then we're going to craft a weapon, there we go.
at least I got them to damage these.
Nice.
Thank God he can like, always crit.
to
get
to
to
to
to
to
to
of
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
It says to attack an enemy in range and yeah, it's way too late for thrill.
I think we take four narrows here honestly.
barbed paw.
Better you in the center of a room Cali finds a mysterious chamber with a large chair inside within the enclosure finds three buttons
Well, I gotta push a button so which button we pushing no is not an option
Upgrade surely that can't go wrong
Hell yeah!
The machine lights up and kind of feels stronger.
You got even more health.
Perfect.
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Controlled by the doctor. Mangler's monster.
Controlls the monster.
Interesting.
RIP Pigeon.
Well, I thought I'd be able to fly this way.
Oh.
RIP BIRD.
Ah!
So when you damage him, it might change the direction that he ends up going.
good well it's a 5050 as to whether or not it actually goes there
Tell me you little guys are going to make it.
Wow.
Wow.
Now I want it.
I want it to go there.
So I actually don't even want to attack it this round
Also bramble shot was a bad idea
Nice.
It's probably gonna run like over here.
Goodbye, squirrels.
Oh, you can hide in here.
He yanked the safe spot.
You know, for a 50-50 I sure am bad at getting that 50-50.
Oh no, okay, so he actually won't...
Is it that he won't make it charge himself?
I'm actually confused here.
No, he will make...
No, he will make it charge himself, if possible.
Also, do I have to kill the mangler?
Oh, good job.
Way to go, mate.
Oh.
That's gonna hurt.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
Okay, so this is like the ideal place for him to be right now.
There we go.
Chains to brambles to flowers.
Oh wait, I don't gotta deal with that shit anymore.
of
the U.S.
Let me tell you doing a whole lot of nothing
That's fine.
Okay.
Well.
Oh god, it's gonna fucking demolish the body now.
either kill the body or kill me. It's really no good time here.
of the
two
and you sorely lack any sort of real, damage
of the
of
its
but I really matters
as he's just gonna get hit the fire and potentially do the same thing again
Really? Okay.
of
Let's look.
Give me more speed.
Something tells me, but I don't think we want to take the hard path.
Call it a hunch.
Well, I don't think we should take the hard path.
Please, God, get some health.
Can't imagine as to why.
You find a large vending machine.
I put 10 coins inside.
I got a headspring cat food horns and an antidote.
Oh my god, a heal.
you a snack. Alright. Dr. Bot heals its allies and gives them random buffs. Spawns invaders
and collects pickups.
Nice.
Uh, Spidey and Bot.
Mali attacker that inflicts poison. No good
All right.
of
of
Hello.
First sin bot, its commands restricts the actions of its enemies, dumb, spells of the
enemies are disabled.
Are you fucking...
Oh my...
What the fuck?
A TV is calling me dumb and now I can't use my attacks.
Good job. I fucking hate you.
Oh, I guess I am dumb.
Nice.
Alright, I'm going to cannonball on that fucking thing.
Oh, if you hit it though, now I can move.
Oh shit.
Awesome
Let's turn those into flowers
The roll
Nice, and it killed the rest of the squirrels, love it.
I guess you're just going to die.
Bro, okay, we're done with that
Get over here
of
We did it!
Victory!
As hollow as that is.
More health.
Looney finds an old shoe and wears it for a while.
When he finally takes it off, Looney can run much faster than before.
Great.
My worst character got a friggin stats up spare parts
And you move spawn scrap
Oh meow
All right.
Am I dying?
I've been sick for a while.
Well,
make a
your
focus has a multi-hit attack follows orders
grows his army of Hitler's
I love it.
Okay, so we need to kill the baby, the baby Hitlers.
Understood.
Oh my, oh my, uh, fear of clones.
with a gun there we go
Nice.
I
Have affected you hear himself
He ate the fetus baby. Oh, of course
All right
Get in it
Oh
Squirrels don't kill Hitler
Oh
Okay
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
Okay.
God Louie you're so fucking bad.
I
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
of
us
I
I get him to walk across the brambles
Birth the squirrel give it protection give the bird protection jitter
Yeah, we're getting so much value out of this Bramble right now.
I'll just keep gorging myself because he can never get away
Break yourself upon my body.
Alright, now let's birth another squirrel.
Give it protection.
Shit are all my squirrels.
Right over here.
I
Get over here
There we go
The boss actually isn't too bad for how shit my build is, and again I'm getting a lot of
extra value out of the brambles.
Barfing on the squirrel, chitter, and just keep chillin.
No rolls.
get over here
oh fuck
okay
or accurate
His thing I picked up needle shot
Needle shot MVP
Oh someone squirrel
oh man I did it I beat Hitler the fucked up part that's not even the end
that's only stage one of the future what we're gonna do is we're gonna be able to
go even further into the future
I hope it's stalling next.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, we're gonna load up on a favorite game tier.
Out here we have the End Is Night.
I don't know what to do with that.
You can now adventure even further into the future.
I could not do a whole fucking lot
Oh, that's what I want here, trash can.
Alright, Looney, I'm going to do everyone a favor and immediately send you to the fucking
garbage.
You're not even going to get the opportunity.
Baza same place jelly and all fucking all of you except for the butcher you're
great you can be a breed King live on King you did your job I'm proud of you
I'm proud of you
That butcher fucking hard carried like it was what's it even there are nothing at all.
Oh no, we're gonna have a new boss chase us.
Aren't we?
Oh fuck.
Terminator cat.
of
of
us
, good
So I don't like freak you out or whatever, but this big nude cat with multiple guns in
an Austrian accent came by my place last night.
He said he was looking for you.
Something about murder.
Something something terminate.
Then he just started pop locking and busting out the robot right there in front of me.
Had my wife turn on some James Brown and that man broke it down.
We danced till dawn.
He just kind of wandered off, said something about being back, so fire everywhere you had
to split down.
And you could just start a new life somewhere.
I got some extra wigs if you need them.
You ever split this poop hole?
I'd call myself Ms. Tinkletoes.
It's another tall drink of water trying to make it in a man's world.
Homemaker by day, street walker by night.
My double life would have so many twists and turns.
Your nipples would turn purple.
Si, one day.
Nice.
What do you mean you couldn't find future me?
Nazis.
The hell are you talking about? You sound paranoid.
Unless they stole my ideas!
Those bastards. You gotta stoop pretty low to steal the ideas of a freaking straighter chin.
The gall.
If you ever see the guy in charge, you tell him, you point right at his deep face and you say,
say thief. Now you call him a rat fake and burl your brow when you do it so who knows you mean it.
No one steals my ideas and get away with it. Next time you kill him say something like
Dr. Beanie sends his regards and in case he's confused on who I am you give him my address.
1984 democouf Dr. Boone County U.S. fucking A.
By the way, do you have any change on you? I need it for gas money.
I'm huffing gasoline now.
Also.
Okay, so forget about the future. The future sucks.
This time we need to go further. We gotta see how it all ends.
I assume just holding down, uh, zero for a few minutes should get us there.
Yeah, that's gotta work.
To the end!
Hell yeah dude. Now we need to go to the end and the Terminator is coming in after us.
Alright, so we're going to need an actual group to go through this. We don't want to just
like completely half-asset.
Uh, you'll actually be pretty good.
Katarina.
Katarina, I'll keep you.
Baserita.
You're a little inbred, but...
You're not bad. I'll keep you.
Uh, Britt, actually you're better.
What are you? It's like you have.
one of you has got to go
you
you're out
Katerina, Katerina is really good.
Kissa?
I don't need Kissa.
If there's anything I learned, I don't want everybody to just have shit fucking speed.
Holy!
Goddamn, okay, you're kind of stupid
Which is unfortunate because you have magic missile and Paul missile or you have Paul missile
That is that looks like more like a frog than a cat at this point
Oh, you got some good stats.
I like you
I'm buying the monster arm chair
Priya you're really in bread
of
Oh
Go monk
with that eight strength eight decks. Honestly, you actually could be a very good Monk.
What do I want to make you?
I could make you a really bad mage, potentially.
Nah, let's just make you a monk.
You're gonna be a monk with your Ten Charisma and...
ridiculous constitution and everything else.
Although I think my passive overrides it.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure my passive overrides it.
Surely the tinkerer won't roll like shit, right?
I believe
This is a really really shit build, but let's do it
Really fast run running a straight line up to four tiles through objects when blows over the tiles
When you switch stances, do a spin attack that hits all adjacent units.
Nice.
Gain plus one tech.
Hitting a body with an electric damage revives it with one HP.
Uh...
If the revived corpse is charmed and takes an extra turn, then dies.
Interesting.
Scatter shot, thrill the hunt, sniper.
Okay, we can actually make you work.
Protect the weak, zealot, and a heal.
Okay, this isn't unplayable.
This is actually pretty usable.
Let's see what we got here.
First up, let's go for the ranger.
I love it.
What necklace do I want to give you?
Yippee!
Really a lot of options for necklaces, honestly.
I love it!
Alright.
How about you?
What's you gonna have?
You're gonna generate a shit ton of mana.
Can you please remove the panda avatar?
No.
Thank you for asking, though.
I'm going to have to give you.
you
Not really much necklaces
I'll take team's valley button.
Don't you want the third eye for the ranger?
Sure.
Where's the third eye?
Do you see a third eye
Where's that I don't really see one
Now I'm going to let you ponder the stone.
Alright, lock it in.
It's time to go to the lab.
all right let's see what we got here half rat, half rat, half rat
Nice. Should've done that first though.
It's actually not bad at all.
And you'll just ponder.
Oh fuck, I forgot these guys are here.
Some biggest stick!
Okay.
Alright, let's kill that one.
So that's two kills so far.
Oh, I didn't actually want to do that.
Got him.
pondering got your low speed is really just awful isn't it
of
this
Keep pondering.
How?
Alright, how much research do you have?
a gun
God your speed is so fucking bad
Make your damn near unplayable
All right.
What's the left of that thing?
Alright, let's take this out then.
Cool.
Uh, craft a new weapon.
What do you got?
Rocket Launcher.
I don't know.
Alright, so this is gonna be a little weird,
But thankfully we have a scaling ranger, so it should be alright.
Meditate, heal yourself for 8 and gain 8 shield.
All stats up, and then sleep 8.
It's not bad if I can find a way to, um, if I can find a way to wake up, they get a dream
catcher, you know?
Um, they ignore the giant hole in the ground.
can make me up. Oh god. Nice. Nice. Good kill.
of
You're taking a lot of damage.
Deathbot summon a deathbot with a flamethrower.
Cool.
That looks sick.
Now, I should have realized that was going to hurt me.
It's okay, I'm just going for protect the weak value, but that's why I move next to
explode it before I kill it.
my deathbot. You will be miss. Got him. Spawn him maggot. This isn't terrible.
if I take craft in arrow though
yeah we're just gonna craft an arrow
crown of feculence
poops you spawn are alive
Huge.
Nope, I'm not going to lick the dark blood on the ground.
Why can the rangers speak?
get evolved oh shit new boss patched in some new content what do we got here
Franklin spawns robots and crafts weapons enters a mech win at low HP nice
well let's just go ahead and start lowering that HP
I can make robots of my own.
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Oh, good.
Well, there he go.
You know, maybe the monk wasn't such a bad boss after all.
All right.
Listen, I'm sure we'll be just fine.
We have a monk.
Look at that.
We have a magic monk.
okay
not need to not
not need not to be so judgmental
okay
of
of
Look at that.
If only the tinker would stop taking so much damage...
Oh, Hose-off only works once.
Okay.
I was like hey I can just hose off to meditate
All right, it's wrath of God time.
There's 20 cents.
Sorry, my note doesn't like you yet.
Oh, okay.
minus 20 cents sacred heart
what the fuck plus one damage emit two sparkles when you use your base attack holy shit
We're saving this.
Alright now we're definitely leaving.
Oh, we will give you thorns.
Let's try the lightning element, because we haven't done that before.
We'll do speed up damage down, and for added measure what happens if I hit no things?
Ah!
You get brain damage.
Nice.
So that's what happens if you choose no thanks.
You get some wounds for it.
I can't tell you is the cat in a baggy.
Oh, because you have brain damage.
You can't use item actions.
Oh good
Does that mean you can't even use your gun
well
okay
I'll just go fuck myself then
I take it all the way to see the seeded rise
To our hearts there I'll hear you smell the fear
Just remember to keep your fingers clean
One by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one by one
Tracer I'll need a lot of last room to charge
All right.
At least I can throw the weapon at him.
i got guppies paul
also you can't regenerate
she can't regenerate either
yeah you may as well just fucking die
holy fuck
and
on the
misery is
pretty accurate right now
let me tell you
Keep pondering.
I mean he's slowly dying.
I will say Thunder as an element honestly is not that bad.
I think Thunder might actually be one of the easiest elements.
So at least we learned that.
Although don't give thunder thorns.
That's the learning process here.
Okay!
I'll take that shot and not kill and we're heading home.
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
Endless misery is now on the playlist.
Good.
I'm going home.
I am going to home.
Well, at least I got another Never Stem, so I can replace the broken one.
What's this?
hat. Start with a bonus move and bleed one. No sacred heart, it's right here in the middle.
All right, so we have Guppy's tail and Guppy's...
Yeah.
Sad that my leather hide mask is now gone.
All right butterfly guess where you're fucking going yep to the trash bin
Oh dang it I know I don't look so strong with these monster muscles but with all my smashed up
bones and cuts it hurts to move them boxes around I'm thinking I need more of those meows
They ain't gonna help me move stuff faster.
Yeah.
I bet if I had a whole army of those guys, I could save my Nona so fast.
Fires would happen.
No.
Nona.
We don't play with fire anymore.
Go back to sleep.
Haha.
My Nona is so silly.
Yes, good.
more stimulation good more appeal more appeal keeping that appeal high 42 appeal what am
What am I doing with you?
You're trying to go into Frank.
You?
You might be able to pass on that Shepnock girl which is a great perk.
You, Roxy?
Yeah, you're going to Frank.
You got good stats outside your speed.
It's like everybody has shit speed.
What the fuck are you?
Wrath of God and Quiver?
I mean you got some insane fucking stats and you mutated out the ass.
I'll take it.
Scarifier
No, I'm good at that. I don't need that one
How'd you get the bird flu?
Start the battle in mockingbird form.
You have a 20% chance to recover at the end of the battle contagious.
Oh god, no.
Fucking having my whole party be birds.
That sounds terrifying.
Morrow. God damn you, that good stats.
Pia gold pedal.
Great everything except speed.
That's for usur.
A gown.
Come on in.
What the fuck?
How many mutations do you have, Darcy?
Yeah, keep breeding children. I'm okay with this.
Keep breeding abominations.
Donate blood on Earth, dig up a body and re-animates at the end of the round.
Ooh, that could be kind of cool.
Unfortunately you have terrible charisma.
That's not even happening.
Bip-dee.
Really good stats.
Uh, tough.
You're okay.
One more day.
Aw, Jesus.
I want to do this to live like one more day here.
He's stealing clothes and books and generally just killing all the cats.
Rear then seems to be on his mouth.
All right, Mr. Darcy, it's time for you to go fight the Terminator.
He can't be put in the adventure box because he's already defended against the house boss.
Deva. Oh, never mind.
Collie it is! Get in here.
What about this old cat?
Yeah.
We have a problem.
It's all healers.
It's all healers.
Oops.
Well.
Well, that's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
All healers it is.
one of them is old.
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I believe in you. I have faith. I have a strong faith that ye will be capable of what? I don't
now but i believe
let's hope that the terminator doesn't have an insta kill
which i know is really asking for a lot but
let's hope
All right, give me some catnip
All right, I believe go kill the Terminator to healers in Polly C800
good I'm really glad that we pulled him right next to us I mean he's only got
200 he's got 50 briefs oh good all right so here's what we're gonna do we are
We're going to use Fury heal, we're going to heal an adjacent unit for two to six times.
Every time we heal, we give plus one to a random stat.
And then Kali has a helmet, every time they get healed over their maximum health, they
and we'll get a strength though.
Oh nice.
Okay.
Understood.
Well, this is going well.
of
That's what I want to know.
You got stunts? No, I mean like, I'm in the middle of taking my churn and he just says,
no, you're done taking your churn. He ends my churn.
like see that
Spells advance him by one.
Gotcha.
So that's the problem.
Spells advance him by one.
and
unfortunately he keeps fucking pulling them
Okay.
Ow.
of
of
the
okay stop pulling the fucking grenades towards you
of
the
of
Hmm.
Bring you over.
You can't hurt me.
Hey, we broke through his armor.
Beautiful.
I'm not sure if I can get the first one, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure if I can get the first one, but I'm not sure.
All right
Get him Cali
Cali is the alpha
They're one hell of an alpha
Yeah, get over here.
the
exhaustion sets in
the exhaustion's been going for a while for
you over here you over here
holy shit
all right
god damn
Polly has earned their crown also let's please get some let's get some new units
That's the one that earns fucking healers.
Please go.
So, check this out.
You know that deathbot Hitler sent from the future
to kill you?
It was riddled with science.
I was able to hack together
what us men of science call an antenna.
receiver antenna found and added to quest items now I won't bore you with the
technical mumbo jumbo but this thing might be our ticket out of this PP
soaked heckhole just take this thing to that active volcano in the Jurassic
period leave it there and I'll do the rest oh man I've got such a huge theory
right now I feel lightheaded go get on it I'm good what are you gonna what you
got what do you want me to do with that thing huh
receiver antenna grants eight armor place it far in the past all events
Cause special happenings
Gain two charge whenever an ally spends mana
So it doesn't make your fights harder. It makes your random events
Potentially shit or amazing who knows
Special happenings
But plus two charge
Plus 2 Characters and now I've spent mana, honestly that's a really solid like item in general.
Oh god, everybody's old and tired.
Anna leech swarm inflict leech three on all units accept yourself
Interesting
I'm gonna Frank
Shaggy you're right
For Judas
Juliana you're pretty good. All right, so let's figure out which cats we actually want to keep here. We're keeping you
Zephyr we're keeping you
Tuck
Uhhh... Four speed is pretty shit.
Ah, there we go.
Mildly inbred, that's fine.
God, it's everything but speed.
What happened to all my speed stats?
All right, keep everybody else.
family vine happens. Speaking of which, let's look at the family tree log. I wonder if any
of my cats are from the original family. Probably not.
Oh, who remembers the old days with Switch and Marcia?
Alright.
Alright, Chet.
I have to 10 hour stream in the books I'm gonna go ahead and call it there
You kill the Terminator
Looking good
Mm-hmm
We killed the Terminator, we went back all the way through the past, we unlocked the future, and we killed Hitler and all of his Hitler clones.
It was a great time.
Thanks everybody for watching today. You all have been absolutely fantastic. Thank you all for hanging out with me while we grind through all these Mugenic streams.
It's really been awesome to have you all here.
here. We hit a brand new high of 7,000 people watching. It's just pretty crazy.
Thanks everyone. Y'all are awesome. I'll be back again tomorrow. I will be back again tomorrow
for even more Mugenics where we will push to try and beat Act 3.
We're gonna push to try and beat act three