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02-17-2026 · 8h 28m
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Welcome. Welcome. It's time for another mugenic stream.
Uh, but we have a- we have a hype-train going on.
It's not really anything important other than, share your resubs.
Our panda supply is getting dangerously low.
Look at it. That poor number.
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Uh, Kevree, uh, cephalopod, insanity, Requiem with 115, Cloud Chaser, thank you so much,
Salah, thank you, MSC, and Arroganauts, Dr. Price, Usa Katerua, and Ladronas, thanks
all for serving, appreciate that.
I don't know if you talked about it, but you're gonna play Neo3 before RE9, now
I'm skipping Neo.
Like I love the idea, but Neo 3 from what I watched it's just kind of more Neo. It doesn't really like
It doesn't feel like its own thing, you know, it this could have been a DLC, you know
That's how that's how I felt watching and playing a little bit of Neo like I mean, it's not bad
Don't get me wrong. It's not bad, but with like 80% of the enemies just being
You know
From the previous two games, that's not what I want to play when I when I want to play a game
I don't if if like 80% of the content in the game is like similar to the previous two games
I'm like bro. Why am I even playing this dude? I
Can't even I can't even yo, we're 62% let's go
Let's go dude
All right, what you got
You got strength HP, boom, getcha.
Uh, Moro, you got some good stats.
I'll grab you as well.
Boom.
I can use you.
Uh...
I don't really feel you
My instant peel my instant peel all right, let's do it
Look at shaggy a non-mutated completely normal cat
There's like a few there's like a few cats. Oh my god
It's just a perfectly normal cat. Crazy.
Casually you'll get those cats, man. You'll get those cats.
You know what I want to work on today, though?
I really want to get Frank leveled up, but that means doing just a whole lot of runs.
You know what I mean?
Also, we got to save up money so we can get another blank collar.
I thought I ever bring, like, multiples of the same class, but it'd be cool if,
like, we could have, like, a triple Ranger run, you know what I mean?
Y'all bob the tree. Thanks for the Prime Sub, dude.
appreciate that. Really abyss. Thanks for getting us up. We appreciate that. Then we finish the
end as nigh. No, so we finished the Jurassic, but we have a quest to actually go to the Jurassic.
So that's probably what we're going to do today or right now. And then we also have to go to the
end. So let's see what we got here. We got a Ranger with high decks, high intelligence.
That's definitely gonna be a ranger for sure.
Next we got high strength, high speed, high charisma, high luck.
That's probably gonna be a fighter, dude.
And you've got slip through, roll up to two tiles and a diagonal line, so you got some
mobility there.
You got high HP, high strength.
That's gonna be a tank.
get it in and then probably just send in a send in a humble cleric a cleric with
quiver is actually pretty good because that means they'll be able to like store
their heels and they have wrath of God which is pretty funny so let's send that
in see what we got here catch projectiles 100% chance to catch and block
ally projectiles chance to catch enemies you got flee shots pretty good equip a
Temporary stick and rat style fucking love rat style. It's good shit. You got pin cushion, which is kind of whatever thunder thighs trample
Hey, it kind of whatever
We got cleanse remove all debuffs from a units in an area and alms for the poor when you gain coins all allies heal one and game
Unluck
All right, not bad
Actually pretty pretty solid
Pretty solid grouping here. Let's see what we want to have we're gonna go ahead and give you a bandit mask to start
Let's see what we got for hats.
I don't have like the OP mask anymore.
So we're going to give you Bandit Mask and I think we're also going to give you Phoenix
hats so you can start like gaining speed so you're not just like stuck at zero.
I guess we'll give you a boxing charm as well.
You need a weapon of some kind.
We don't have any weapons.
Sacred heart.
Oh shit.
I meant two sparkles when you use your basic attack.
Yeah, I'm gonna take that.
That sounds really good.
We do have a quest receiver antenna.
Place it far in the past.
All events cause special, special happenings, gain 2 charge whenever an ally spends mana.
You know what, let's give you the receiver antenna.
Why not?
Let's do it.
We'll give you the receiver antenna.
You're gonna go ahead and ponder.
Uh, that might be OP for cleric.
Which one?
The Sacred Heart?
I meant to spark also needs your basic. I mean sparkle is just too damaged. It's not too crazy. It's nice
But some too crazy
See here, what do we got?
I'll give you clerics tears and then with neck pieces. We don't really have a whole lot of
I'll give you some charisma
Which is almost enough to actually wrath of God round one.
We're going to give our tank a never stone.
We can give you a rusting helmet and maybe some thickness.
Or calluses.
Yeah.
I think we're just going to give you a callus.
Like if we're gonna go never stoned, we might as well just grab the callus.
I don't know if I actually want staff at the underworld.
On you.
I'll just give you a trash can.
Fighter, we're gonna go ahead and give you the...
Y-Y-Y!
You know what? We're gonna give you Rocky Necklace since that'll go well. That'll actually
pair well with your calluses. What do I want for you? I'm gonna go Tina's Belly Button
so when you gain a kill, gain health regen. It's not terrible. I don't really see a
a whole lot of use for it. I can give you a hybrid mask as well and... actually wait
you're gonna be stickman. We'll give you the...
I can give you the trashcan because that way you'll have some like... just some sort
protection from bullshit. It's a little bit.
Probably bring, just bring the citrus berry, you know.
And you're just going to be stickman.
The man of sticks. Alright. Two never stones is usually what I run if I go a team of four.
Never stones that sounds kind of kind of cool. I'm okay with just one never stone though
What skill is in that syringe? It's corrupt syringe. It's plus three magic damage
Have I done the pistol slash gun side quest or have I not gotten that side quest? I haven't got a side quest for a gun
So I haven't gotten one of those yet
When you collect a coin pick up game plus one coin actually
I'm gonna give that to you because you've got alms for the poor so your whole thing
It's just gonna be picking up money for the most part
All right, looks good, brother, let's do it.
Now the question is, do we want to go for, are we going to, are we going to go to the
Jurassic or are we going to the End?
I need to actually ask myself, like am I bringing this antenna to the End?
Am I going to the End or are we going to Jurassic?
Time to take this off.
Gotta decide.
Probably just go ahead and do the antenna.
Yeah.
Although this is a pretty stacked group is the thing, so I feel like this group could actually go to...
we do need to do the end like we need that we need to go to the end so that
way we can start working on the second quest and we can get ambushed by the
next person so actually I think we go to the end we're not gonna bring the
quest we're just gonna go the end this round
I'll just do it but then you have two active quests why not just clear one because I'll
have like if I go to the end then we'll have the next quote unquote boss coming to us because
there's like three there's like three bosses and I have to hit the end first and then
we have to just basically wait seven days and while we're waiting seven days I think
We just spam Jurassic over and over again to try and get more mutations.
I guess that's that's that's that's Crater actually.
We need to do some Act 2 runs is what we really need to do.
Act 2 runs is where we get more mutations.
Any side quests that can be done on the way to the end?
Sadly, no, these are all like early quests.
Like this one's go throbbing domain, caves, caves, boneyard.
I think the reward for these is all just money, but I'll hold on to them.
For now
All right, let's go to the end
Nothing wrong with item farming and home building today might be some home building
Like I may just spam the crater today and try and make some super mutated cats
I think that might be the plan for today, so I want to level up my house
All right, let's go to the end
No necklace, we don't have any, we really don't have any necklaces.
Alright, let's begin it.
Alright, what we got?
Uh, okay.
This rat needs to die first before anything else, which...
They have a rat over here as well.
Of course this can be killed that one, because I really don't want to get any mutation, actually
I think touching you, technically can...
Okay, so these are just two, these are just, these are just druids, it's kind of whatever.
of
Oh, you got a wear cat.
Okay, this needs to die first before anything else.
Okay, and then we'll go flea shot on you and that'll be good
All right, we got to take these out
So let's come over here take out that cat
I'll be up for you. That's whatever we can do wrath of God
Let's go over here, wow never mind you're actually that does six damage you have five armor.
Okay maybe that wasn't a good idea.
I just realized that broke every single uh...
It's fine.
They all have madness, so they're just gonna fuck each other up.
This is just a chance for more money, really.
Okay. It's not even that bad.
Okay, so we can get some early cash here.
Oh crap, the stick.
They have any debuffs? Only we do. Now we're good. I can still do that because you gain mana.
your speed is so horrendous. Alright. Move you forward. You can come over here. Take
got that one and then Flea shot you. Flea shot you twice. They just keep fighting each
other. Come over here. Melee you. Come over here diagonally. Melee that one. I can't
stick it though. Oh god your movement is so terrible. There we go. I do get extra money
though. Oh, just get that. There we go. Make some more money. I just want that early cash.
case we get like an early beggar. You know what I mean?
Nice. Extra cash there. And then we can just go ahead and kill you. There we go.
big money we got swift servant give a unit plus one bonus move that unit becomes
the alpha if there is an alpha the spell must target it also gives you plus one
bonus move honestly swift servant's really good
especially going to the future because speed or rather movement abilities are
kind of clutch in that area and we can give you a crucifix hell yeah iron
tortoise thanks for the prime appreciate that I'll fight the rats nice I got cat
food so we have an extra healing item for the fighter cat fighter can kind of
nuts. Okay so we have two infested here we don't want either of these to hit us
because they can break equipment so we're just gonna move you right here call
it there we're gonna move you here we're gonna ponder save our action
Alright, let's move you forward, take a shot there, nice so that one dies, and then we
we will flea shot onto that, okay that moves forward so let's move you here and
call that one we're gonna reload so we'll roll over to here create a stick
smash that stick the body
wrap a god very nice wrap a god honestly is really strong and then I'm gonna give
give my tank swift servant so I can get some extra movement in uh there's our gonna do we're
gonna come over here we're gonna get that guy then move here with our extra move punch
him all right now we have to worry about our equipment getting destroyed now it's
just these guys that we gotta deal with he's gonna spawn a rat but it's really not that
make a deal. That's fine. Uh, keep a big hit and then we can flea shot it. All right.
guys will come over here hit you so we hit you
how nice I just kills it pretty good
roll to here roll to here to pick up Penny let's get a penny for you and then
we're gonna alpha-servant two times so that we can pick up another penny and
pick up another penny and then grab that one and now everybody has eight luck
damn that's a lot of extra luck dude
Punch you.
And we got extra, and we got extra, and then the flea kills.
Oh yeah, that's a ton of cash.
Alright, so we got here, side slash, I don't really...
So we already have like a movement ability, but it's very expensive, Ram could potentially
be very good, knockback a unit, 4 tiles and dash forward and attack it.
melee attack, this spells mana increases by 2 each time it's cast.
Honestly like big punch isn't even like big punch is not that bad, because like it's
It's a low mana, just like a free hit, you know what I mean?
It's cheap, easy to use.
Is that per fight?
Yeah, it's per fight.
So like, first time you cast it, it'll be 3, second time you cast it, it'll be 5, third
time you cast it, it'll be 7.
So it starts cheap and gets more expensive, and I honestly, I prefer cheap and gets more
expensive than expensive and gets cheaper because fights are usually fast in this game.
We got a lunchbox, it's a new item.
Use.
Heal 5 HP.
Whenever you collect a food pickup, instead of its normal effect, add plus one use to
this item.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
So you can literally just, like...
I wonder if that carries over.
I'm gonna try it.
Let's see if that carries over.
Put my food in the box.
Uh...
Old Cannes. Smash it?
Damn it. Smash has got a better chance.
Oh no! I got Paw Shards.
Which is a cursed item.
Your basic attack inflicts Bleed...
uh bleed one gain plus one bleed each time you use your basic attack and that took off my small
meteor ouch that makes your heal kind of dog shit
shittiness smashed it
uh draven heals and buffs his crows enter scroll form once his crows die
So if he enters squirrel form when his crows die, we're probably gonna want to keep like one crow active
He's got big range, but he really can't do a whole lot round one. So I think we're just gonna move forward
Spawn myself a stick
And then that'll be my first round
All right, uh, remove all debuffs from, listen, area.
I hate that I have glass shards now, but that's fine.
See.
We'll give you a swift servant, and then we'll move over here.
A holster your attack I'm okay if I'm in range of the birds I don't expect them to do a whole
lot.
Just remember here.
Oh so the birds actually have aggro as well but they don't really hit a whole lot.
Rocky necklace bro that's fine.
Should have braced first before I did that.
Oh, they do bruise.
Oh, shit.
Okay, the bruises are actually kind of bad.
Yeah, that broo's kind of rough.
Give big punch on you.
And then stick.
And now we can come over here.
You'll punch on you, reload, punch on you again.
Alright.
Uh, I can wrath a god.
Actually, you have an extra movement, don't you?
Does that mean you have an alpha?
It's over here.
Big hits.
tank goes after this
So I do
Actually tank can get the kill. We're good tank can kill it
But just to be sure I'm gonna do swift servant here, and I'm gonna move right here
And that should be good
Because now you can you day and then there you go. Oh you still have to take out the
He's still gotta take out the fucking squirrels.
Uh...
Squirrels have 1 HP each.
Using my basic attack will cause 2 sparkles, so I'm actually gonna shoot my own flea.
There we go.
And that gets the kill.
See what we got here?
Shards.
Shoot a projectile that spawns glass, that's not really that great.
arrow shoot a shoot a shot that inflicts charm that's got potential to it yeah
I'll take cupid's arrow and then what I get here bionic skull plating
Okay, this Mega Mutant is definitely going to be a problem.
Let's move you forward and let's do a big punch on you and then actually we can come
over here and finish you off which honestly I feel like it's pretty valuable because I
want to be able to focus on this guy as soon as possible. This guy's a real problem
because I have no way of really slowing him down which is a problem.
what's intelligence do you have six that's enough to wrath a god next turn
I will hold it.
I'll hit A and then punch him.
Okay.
Nice.
Alright, we're waiting for our charm arrow to come in.
Uh, he goes before the Ranger and he will be able to insta-kill...
He's gonna be able to insta-kill my Ranger.
Oh goody. Or the fighter can go in and maybe take the wound.
Yeah, I'm just gonna have to eat it.
Take the concussion and then he's gonna go as well.
Can't wrath of God.
Good head.
Yeah, I'm sure it's taking another wound.
Oh, he didn't do it. Nice.
You only have one move.
Yeah, I mean just kill him
Charmow just takes too long to roll up
Should be good, nah nah I can't do it here either, sorry.
Oh nice.
Big money.
There we go. Big hits.
To do that, maybe here.
Nice, get it.
Got another cruise effect, which is nice.
I don't really like any of these.
Yeah Charm Arrow takes too long to get online, sadly.
Against elites anyway.
I don't know how animal control actually works.
Your basic attack causes units to immediately attack an enemy.
I don't know how I feel about that, because...
Alright, I'll try it.
a lard you use game to age two constitution lose one speed kill for HP
I'm gonna go ahead and eat this citrus berry actually
not you just gonna eat the cat food for the next fight
Murrow lights on fire. Good.
That's not like an insta-down. It's an insta-down. Fuck yeah.
Love it.
All right, shit, I'm gonna hit you and I guess we can pin cushion for free and then brace.
really good. Oh that's a big hit, holy. And we'll take out the corpse. Move over here.
of God but he can honestly, he can take it.
Fuck me.
Ah, shit.
Brace twice.
Last of the two cat collars are not too bad.
There we go.
I see them down themselves.
Alright.
Just come over here.
Nice.
Yeah, not fire, thanks for the brand new sub, appreciate that.
First-time chatter immediately comes in, drops sub.
Love it.
Nice, got a step of the scope.
I will flea shot that.
I'll take out these two crates, because crates can have good stuff in them.
All right, over here, yeah we got some cash in there, and then I'll just keep a zero
You
Bruh, I can't reach the fucking money
I don't want a wrath of God
of
the
is your speed getting progressively worse like what the fuck
alright sharing is carrying plus two speed and you pick up a non coin pickup
allies getting the same effect that's door natural healer heals heal for two extra
i don't know which one i want yo not nice thanks for the brand new prompts uh appreciate that dude new primer
This is just got a natural healer.
Uh, but we're taking...
We're taking over something else. I kind of like you stockpiling your heals.
But I may as well just make your heals better.
But then again, this is also just plus one to your heals.
I'm just gonna take the stat up.
Nice, we're actually max cash.
What we got here, ball advantages, cleanse one stack of a random debuff at the end of
each turn, also plus one health regen.
And you didn't get a chance to eat your fucking food.
Nurse necklace plus one health regen, your heals heal for one extra.
I'm actually going to go more healing on you because look we can actually go, we can actually go some, some major regen here.
You may as well grab the meteor as well and ponder maybe? No, because you're a stick man.
maybe you actually you could ponder ponder the stone that we can get term
shot sooner oh god push buttons are pull lover fuck I'll push buttons hell yeah
Uh, what'd you get?
I think you lost a speed game to intelligence.
It's not too bad.
Pocket sand, syringe.
Blind all units in a small cone.
Dahlia.
Now I can spread some more blind.
I'm gonna give you the crucifix.
All right, what we got here? Quartz necklace plus one brace, cool hat, plus two charisma,
leather jacket to do like the leather jacket it's very good item your weapons
and item abilities deal plus two damage to get 24% critical chance a pipe is
added to your inventory hamster style it's got to be weapon master I love
Panther style though, it's so good.
That style, Panther style.
This is going to be plus 2 damage on stick.
Extra crit chance is new, that is really nice.
We're going to go weapon master, grab the quartz necklace, we'll go leather jacket,
You give you crucifix.
I mean start you off with a pipe.
Alright, uh...
Honestly, Holy Shield.
See, Holy Shield and we'll go Lightning.
I feel like Lightning actually isn't that bad.
Speed up, damage down.
And then Mirror Shine?
Because we're mostly melee.
That range will be kinda useless, but that's okay.
I
All right
All right, we'll do that
Get hit
Oh, you can't even use your fucking base attack.
There we go.
All right.
Let's do Swift serving on you.
and
I
Hey little punch
I
Come over here
the
the
Well, yeah, I could have actually waited another round there.
I always go HP, just being thicker.
Alright, what'd you get?
Popcat.
Quartz necklace.
All right, we're kind of making our way through.
You need a little more defense, I feel like. It's god damn.
Honestly, I think we're gonna give you crucifix just so that way.
You got a little bit of something, you know what I mean?
Alright.
Have we tried cyborg yet?
Yeah, we have.
Alright, to the future.
Bucket of question mark?
It's bucket of lard.
That's not anything weird, it's just lard, dude.
Alright, to the future we go.
Let's go! Let's do it!
I think you got a leg mutation whenever you, or is it the eyebrow mutation?
Probably the eyebrow mutation. Yeah, so plus one less res, two movement.
Alright, first fight in here is usually pretty fucked.
Okay, this is the guy we got to take out first.
So let's just start off with a pipe, big punch, regular punch, another regular punch, he's
down to one and take that one out calls an air strike when it low HP nice
Okay, let's come over here and take that out.
You're immune?
Excuse me?
There you go.
There you go.
Alright.
All right, all right, you shits, punch, oh that breaks that out, I'm gonna go pincushion
embrace. Ow! Fuck, dude. That hurts.
Alright, some over here, a big punch that breaks them out, and then one shot, that
region do its thing it's over here nice beat hits I'd like to get some healing in
All right, so we're gonna do Swift Servant, Swift Servant.
Swift servant. Swift servant.
And then we're gonna grab
cash for a heal.
Cash for a heal.
Come over here.
Heal you.
Cash for another heal.
Cash for another heal.
There we go.
Now we're not ending this fight
at fucking 4 HP.
Let's get some more HP.
I'll put 10 coins in.
Nice, I got head trauma.
I go and push her 10 hair coins in the machine, it begins shaking violently and then falls
on top of them.
Head trauma, you can't equip head armor.
Your colorless spells cost minus 2 mana.
You also have minus 3 intelligence.
Oh good.
My colorless spells cost less, oh good.
All zero of them.
He lost Phoenix Hat so now your speed is dog shit.
Look at his fucking face.
He's helpless.
Pay 10 coins for a gamer den.
of
All right, let's come over here, these big punch, kind of with that.
Finish him off.
I did big punch on you as well.
And then...
These two can easily tank, uh...
We're out of the job.
Where can I move to, like, only, like, I think I'll just move over one more tile.
Yeah.
Why are they immune to Wrath of God?
Why?
Like, genuinely why?
Oh, immune to magic and debuffs.
Oh.
Nice.
I don't know why I tried to then do a debuff.
buff on them. That's just how sometimes you genuinely are this stupid. And the answer
is yes I am.
Nice.
A flea shot.
Keep going.
I can kill him.
Now we can wrath of God, but why bother?
I'm gonna instead just do that.
All right.
I'd like more intelligence, I'd like more HP.
It would get elastic, it would.
glass spawn glass on an adjacent tile oh that's not that's not even the good
bag of glass I go and finds a computer console this is the guy with brain
damage smash it tries to reboot but the console is dead
all right dr. Mangler is gonna be an interesting one
Wait, what the heck is this?
Slot Machine.
Attack it to play.
Explodes when destroyed.
Oh shit.
Nice.
Nice.
All right, that's really not much you're going to be able to do actually move to this space
Okay so over here.
Alright, let's come over here.
Alright, let's come over here, let's do a face punch, now it's going in a good position,
And blinded there.
The holster.
what? why do you just go?
All right, and you've done like fucking nothing this whole fight literally got no movement
some over here pipe melee big punch
Nice.
I would say it's where you got left, 39, that's not too bad.
and
Nice.
Alright, pipe them, hit them.
Slip through the money.
Got 11 HP left.
There we go.
Much better than last time.
damage to a unit if this kills it refresh your basic inflict marks five on a unit
it's gotta it's gotta be persistent hunt i think that's the only thing that we can genuinely use
although needle remember needle shot is relevant for the finale
Fuck.
The Persistent Hunt makes it so I can actually crit the boss.
Although actually Mark makes it so they ignore Shield anyway, so.
Robo Arms.
Start with one bonus attack, collect all adjacent pickups when you end your turn.
Hat. Brace one. Your basic attack is plus one. Knock that. Gorgonzai. Petrify all nearby
units in your line of sight. Interesting.
Paulbreaker. A huge punch that breaks your paw. You get minus one strength permanently.
Okay, now.
Hope the casino machines.
Alright, who's taking the Robo-Arm?
I guess you can take it, because now you'll just collect adjacent pickups, and you want
to do that anyway.
Gorgon's Eye.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Hooper woman!
Male attacker with knockbacks or flex projectiles, units that contact to get knocked back.
Okay.
Hooper cat!
Has a leap attack that does knockback in an area of flex projectiles, uncapped HP.
And then some...
Robots plus...
Shoot spot.
Don't blind a sight if I go there, it's a fucked up part.
Let's go here, let's roll diagonally and then we're gonna go for a melee attack.
Should have hit the cat first.
Oh, that's not what I wanted to do.
You also can't cure it.
Good shit.
I thought it was going to like give me a preview of like what the line of sight was it did
did not. But just hovering over it is the line of sight preview.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
over here
of
the woman has won each page
So let's go to here
Hit you with that
That doesn't use up my movement action so then we can come over here
Go big puns to take out that one
Nice
All right
Cats almost dead.
Beautiful.
And then I'm going to cleanse my debuffs.
Is God do I have a lot of bleed I would like to get that chicken
okay
Thanks dude.
Chosen warrior or guardian angel.
Both are very good.
It's going to be chosen more here.
Alright, see what we got over here.
A rare furniture box.
Very cool.
Oh, there's fire everywhere.
Oh, good.
All right, let's come over here.
to the pipe first? Oh my god. Why am I getting knocked back by hitting you? There we go.
of
the
of
Oh,
nice.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Damn.
Well, I don't know if he's got line of sight, if he does not.
Alright.
All right, we can do that to proc the back step, then we have to stop so we can't actually
do anything.
But I can't brace a whole bunch.
There we go.
No Bay basic they can't use basics black media nice that's actually really good all that's
so good that he dies
nice and then we can do that for the other one
Now it's just the TVs.
die
it's uh it's too late win now or die oh fuck
Oh, that's fucked up
Alright, so we're going into the boss fight with low HP.
Fuck yeah.
Wrath of God plus.
Deal damage and inflict blind to all enemies.
So I don't have to worry about radius anymore.
I think chosen warrior 6 HP 8 HP holy fuck
I think they're gonna be like-
I think they're gonna be like-
I think they're gonna be like-
I think they're gonna be like-
I think they're gonna be like-
I think they're gonna be like-
Ohhhh fuck me!
Uhh...
I-
I-
Oh okay, so the boss
doesn't actually attack right away
Like this boss we do have some time
to kinda heal up and I really don't wanna
like give up the Sacred Heart.
I'm not thinking of taking roid rage almost.
Yeah we don't have a lot of necklaces.
I think we'll be able to heal I think we should have time to heal
Oh God pull the lever or push the button
Push the button
Oops
Did you get plus two speed that's not even bad
You're fastest fuck
All right
the
I can't really move you forward we're just gonna pin cushion for now
I
Get it
of
of the
of the
Give me some pocket sand, punch you, brace.
Let's charm the boss.
Nice.
Okay, that one's dead now.
It's more over here.
Nice, that's three less.
You got 28 armor, so you're good on even heals right now.
Let's give you some extra hits.
I will heal you because you're definitely going to need it.
Alright.
Nice.
Alright.
Beautiful.
That's give you some pocket sand.
All right.
Now let's...
Should be able to hit.
Okay, so that's all the adds out now.
Aim ponder.
I'll start getting some flee shots in.
Good mess
Yeah, we can get some backstabs in here
There we go
Damn, there's a lot of damage in that round
Let's go ahead and give you a heal and then some extra attacks.
Can we come over here?
one strength did you not get a single fucking kill so you can't even do
persistent hunt. Ah, that's shit.
Aw, fuck.
can't make any alpha though so he's left to cancel out one of his turns over
here
jet
I'm gonna blind them
charm them
ponder
Okay, so Charm isn't doing anything if he's the only one.
Let's give you a heal.
And then we'll do more chasin' more ears.
Nice.
Nice
All right, so there are tiles where the explosion is not hitting
Oh, good.
Well, hope that doesn't explode their bodies.
Nice.
Ooh, persistent hunt plus.
Why are we throwing?
I'm not throwing.
called the game is hard I'm sorry my apologies I'll try to lose less
I gotta science the future. I gotta see what it's like. Like I don't know what I'm walking into.
Alright, let's see what's in here.
Shade Cat, melee attacker. Teleports behind a random one of its enemies when damaged. Backstabs cause fear and always crits.
Oh good.
The web trap.
uh cancer cat it's melee attack causes cats it hits to lose one hp permanently
that's a chance to give them cancer
oh good
Nice.
All right, let's go over here, let's do persistent hunt on you, attack you, attack
you ponder persistent hunt on you please shut over here
Ah, fuck you.
Oh, good.
gas cloud poison genus that walks through it
I got to move over here.
All right.
Alright, then we mark you.
Kill it.
Yeah, this place sucks.
Your basic attack can now heal allies.
Nice.
Healer Ranger.
Go in.
You follow the fracture deep into the earth.
Would you like to play a game?
Place your paw right here and we shall begin.
We're going to peek underneath the stranger's patch where it cloaks but can't see what he's
hiding within.
Yeah, it's pretty fast though.
She might win.
Yeah, no, I'm good.
Fucking minus two speed.
Yeah
Herald less melee attack or become scary when damaged
All right
just gonna hang on to our mana
All right.
So we got persistent hunt here, which we can do on you to guarantee a kill.
And then we caaaaan...
Do that.
Come over here.
Now you're scary.
Nice. That actually wasn't even that bad.
Alright.
All right.
All right.
All right.
I forgot to pawn there.
this one over here, assistant hunt, big hits, and then big hits, all right,
Please god get some speed up stop being so fucking slow
Hunters cat oh you get rare items here nice
Can I get an additional cat? Bippets
I got a rotisserie chicken
sick maybe I can bring that home with me
whoa what the fuck brawl are you fucking kidding me it's the goddamn
bloat. Oh fuck off dude. Bloat!
of
the first one child sports units each time they take an action tramp
Oh, good.
Sick, bruh.
Goodbye.
of
Oh, do I get an action?
Oh my god, I got him.
Holy fuck.
I
Actually just keep the never stone on you for right now, it's about to buy rare candy
I take the fall heal plus the dexterity.
Okay, oh you can't even use these.
There's like any sort of glasses you can use.
Bodies you destroy spawn food can't nip in a coin.
That really all we got.
It looks like a frog, it does.
I eat the food!
I healed 5 health.
come over here
all right. I'm going to hit you. Then we can persist to hunt you.
And persistent hunt you, ponder.
Move over here.
Alright.
You can be right there.
Brace up.
hunt so we can't miss and then persistent hunt with an arrow flurry nice
I
Intimidate
Yeah, we'll go from timidate
Hey, and I got another cat
what's this cat gonna wield what do you have path of the hunter a lob attack
deals one damage this kills an enemy it becomes a random hunter huge and spit
ball maybe bucket of lard and you're just gonna be literally like a large
tank I'm just gonna try and like yeah really just lard you up
Cause we got Banages, Brace, Phoenix Hat, Extra HP.
Larg Tank it is.
Mother's Necklace.
Ooh, what's that?
Go on a charmed tiny tumor at the start of each battle and whenever you're downed.
I think Grace is gonna be better.
Alright.
The mother.
Oh good.
of
Nice look ahead and put mark on you.
I know you're out of range for mark.
We'll go flee shot then.
Still another one.
Sponsor food.
Sponsor catnip.
Alright.
I kind of see how this fight is going to end up working out.
Yep.
And this is where you want a lot of extra attacks.
Thankfully, I have none.
Ah, if you destroy the big one, it kills all the others.
the
mother takes back what's hers
of
the
But if they grab you, oh, that's fun.
Okay, let's go for Flea Shot, go for Meteor.
Yeah, we're losing to this fight.
So you need a lot of action economy for this shit.
Like, a fucking lot of action economy for this.
Yeah, you can't do anything.
Yeah
How does Charm work on you?
Let's find out.
A new persistent hunt.
Move closer here.
Nice.
He's got enough thorns to where he instantly kills whatever she creates.
So we're just going to keep spamming pincushion.
Nice.
So if you get reclaimed, that's it.
just gonna take damage. So this really is a DPS race. It's gonna be further back. But
Thankfully, he's got enough thorns.
The tank might honestly auto win the fight.
Cause he's scaling.
Get it.
All right, let's go for another hit.
That will pin Cushion again, keep bracing.
Oh good.
Let's go for it.
Nice.
Hell yeah, dude.
Look at that.
Beautiful.
Tank really was the MVP with the pincushion there.
And all of you were saying, bro, run, run, bro.
Get at it here!
Level 1 tank and an archer.
Hunter's Flute has been unlocked.
Tank Juice has been unlocked.
Hunter's Flute spawned 2-3 random familiars on adjacent tiles.
Oh that's insanely good!
Tank Juice gained minus 1 speed then for the rest of the turn all damage you deal.
Has not back to and chain that back
Say
All right, I just want to be I just want to be honest with all of you
Genuinely, I was expecting to die here the fact that we were able to actually get through it's pretty cool
But now we know mother fight
thorns is king
for mother fight
like
If you have thorns, she can't hurt you.
And AOE.
A gone gaze is up in awe at the brilliant light of the orb.
It radiates warm heat like the surface of a tiny sun and slowly consuming everything around it.
I'm gonna ignore it because I already know it's gonna happen.
It's gonna fucking kill me and I'd rather not lose my only surviving person.
I ain't licking it.
Turn home.
Coward.
Hey man, I already did the brave thing and took on the third act.
Oh man.
But what if something good happens?
Man, fuck that shit.
You know nothing good gonna come out of that.
Alright.
All right, let's see what we got here.
What?
Why are you looking at me like that?
If you think I had anything to do with the world ending buddy, like seriously, think
about it.
If anything, you probably did it.
Don't you realize the rest you're taking, manipulating time?
Who are they gonna believe anyway?
That old disheveled hobo for a reanimated dead woman with an army of cats who can time travel.
My hands are clean, buddy.
Figuratively, of course.
Obviously, my hands are filthy right now because of you!
Fix this!
Also, apparently, I'm a lady.
Nice.
What I get here?
Rare atomic side table plus two simulation
Hell yeah, look at that
Beautiful beauty beautiest
I
Wait
I just that's four
I
Look at that
I'm pretty sure I'm not going to be being
dreaming about them.
We'll be twice as nice.
Like a sugar flan with lousy spice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Admit it.
You're impressed.
That's some pretty good sort in there.
Look at that.
Boom.
Monster chair.
Don't care, because it's minus appeal.
I'm gonna stop caring about appeal if ever let's get this rustic desk for even more appeal
I don't know if there's like a cap on appeal you know what I mean
There we go
What does appeal do the stray cats that show up are better
You missed a collar I did not miss a color
All right, I'll be right back good use Russian things everybody for watching so far
Well having you all here four thousand people watching a cat mutation
They can't turn on the light.
This king wants a queen.
Really?
Let's go see if the machine has a little ring.
Don't let me die.
Don't run away.
I'll have my queen when I die.
I'll say I say
Oh
Another cat
Well, are you just old and dead damn
Oh, we got here. Soul Reap.
Overconfident. While at full HP, reduce the cost of your spells by two.
But take double damage.
John. John Kat. Yeah, you're pretty good.
Good.
All right, what we got?
Garbage.
Oh, wow.
The stats.
Cupid's arrow.
We got Ralphie. Oh shit, you've got Soul Reap.
Nice.
We got here. Charge spirit bomb. Begin charging a spirit bomb. This ability becomes throw spirit bomb.
Allies gain the bonus ability. Donate energy until you throw it.
Throw spirit bomb, spirit bomb that uh then this ability become, throw spirit bomb this
becomes charge spirit bomb.
Donate energy, give plus one damage to the spirit bomb.
Fuckin three HP, flow state, whenever you deal damage to another unit, gain plus one
strength and plus two dex until the end of your turn.
Oh, damn.
Alright.
Let's do another ride.
Alright, you got some really good stats.
and
All right, 3 HP is a no go.
Yeah, I'll see your kind of shit.
something you pass off that trait but you're kind of poop.
Where's this three? There you go.
Three HP. We don't want to breed those kind of cats.
Alright, let's depart.
It's time.
Alright, so where am I going?
done the we've done the end we've done Jurassic now we need to do the quest so
now we're questing
so we're going to the Jurassic period you got high strength high con high
intelligence low speed low speed doesn't leave a lot of options can always take a
jester of course there's always a butcher I love butchers butchers are great
You're obviously gonna be a ranger because I'm addicted to rangers
What do you have? Intelligence
I could always, I could always take another one of you now let's go mage his low crit
a low luck is honestly fine for a mage because mage is for the most part can't crit or usually
can't and then what am I bringing a cleric I do love I do love bringing clerics
bringing a cleric it's just you know it's just nice it's hard to not always
always bring clerics. I also could bring a druid. You know what, fuck it, let's bring
a druid. Alright, so first off, uh, wow, we have a lot of garbage. Um, let's see what
you rolled. Inspire, give a unit to mana, latent energy. With an ally spends mana,
Two magic damage until your next time you use magic.
That's pretty fun.
So you just get a big nuke.
Uh, I don't think there's any weapon you can really grab.
Take the mother's necklace, because why not?
Poops you spawn are alive, armor.
I guess I'll just give you a rusted helmet.
I guess I'll give you a mage's robes and some coins aren't bad.
And a ponder.
Nice.
What'd you get? Sharpen?
Incubator whenever you heal over max HP spawn a rot fly. So you want something that like heals you
Hunters cap your familiars gain all stats up
Your spells that spawn familiars cost minus three mana familiar spawn by your spells get plus two damage and plus two movement
But dive for the first turn
Okay, so you just want to spawn
Okay, let's go Hunter's Cap and let's go for Flute.
So you're just going to spawn a whole bunch of shit.
I like it.
Hmm.
Flute's once per battle.
It is.
I guess we could give you the staff of the underworld too so you can spawn a zombie cat.
Just have a bunch of minions, you know?
Just have many, many, many minions.
Minions that inevitably die.
I forgot the quest item. Yeah.
What'd you get? You got split shot.
E.
I don't know how I feel about the split shot.
Give me the Sacred Heart, give me the Boxing Gloves, give you Survivalist Mask, and we'll
I'm gonna give you Bionic Skull and Summon.
Actually what if I give you the small meteor so you can summon a bounty hunter?
I mean, it'll get extra damage, but it'll die after around.
I probably want to keep the bounty hunter we'll give you the antenna if somebody
has to wear the antenna I think I want the staff of the necromancer it's not
gonna do a whole lot I think I'm actually just gonna give you small
meteor because that way you can spawn basically a five damage unit give you
leather jacket give you the skull that's all we really got and grab a lunchbox
Yeah, we'll grab a lunchbox.
It's tank juice, I don't really need tank juice.
Alright, that looks fairly good.
I can give you a crucifixing call of the day.
I really want to hold onto these bionic platings because I want to get the...
Intern Hitman seems bad though, doesn't it?
I mean...
Yeah, it's not a lot of value.
Alright, looks like that ends.
We're going to Act 3.
Let's do it.
Nice.
Okay, that kills one of the spawners.
All right, let's move you here, we're going to scoot slowly.
Which automatically gives me some mana back.
Nice.
So we got two fleas and a tom-tom, and then we can safety dance.
Nice.
Nice.
So I think if he was going to benefit from having a ton of mana.
I mean you basically already have full mana.
Got your ranged success.
the
I think I'm going to have to go back to the game and see what I can do to make it work.
I think I'm going to have to go back to the game and see what I can do to make it work.
You're the thing where if you just, yeah, destroying a body gives...
Oh my god, look at all that money!
Holy...
That's gonna block.
Good job, man.
I got this tiny tumor.
Smelly attack causes cats.
It hits permanently, leaves one HP.
Uh, you can come over here.
Cook that, kill it.
Alright, any- oh.
Can take you out, 1HP.
No, we're just gonna spam armor, I guess.
And you don't actually have to kill the last one.
Do you hate psychic?
Or how come you don't use it?
Psychic is one of those characters that, like, it feels bad.
song. I do love inspirational song. It is a very cracked ability. I don't think Battle
Cry is really it. It would be some snake if anything.
It's an inspirational song. It's just such a good ability.
Oh, the cats have stepped into a minefield. Extra landmines in every battle. Oh goody.
Do I get to know where they're at?
Yes.
Landmine explodes when walked over.
Let's come over here.
There we go.
I got I got a fly and a flea and we'll do inspirational songs
Nice
Let's go over here, spawn some more money, and that means now I have a target for my mana
battery right just like what am I gonna what am I gonna put man on
All right.
Oh, and spamming inspirational song makes the butcher gain strength and spawn a rot fly.
So it's actually insane synergy with the rest of my group.
Dude, inspirational song is just so fucking good.
Alright, we'll grab some money.
Look at that.
of
the
Yeah, grab another penny.
And those rop flies are actually pretty dang strong too.
Yeah.
Holy fuck.
Fuckin' 23 basic damage.
Good God, dude.
And look how many, look how many like consumables and shit are all like all over the fucking
mouth.
Forbidden flood?
No.
Forbidden frost?
No.
Triattack.
Electric spell that inflicts burn slow and has a chance to stun.
Ooh, or tunnel.
Big Danny tile.
To either try attack or tunnel.
I genuinely don't mind tunnel though.
5% chance to stun is in a whole lot and I'm basically spamming all my mana on Inspire anyway.
I think I should take Tunnel here for some utility.
We got an old extinguisher.
What's that?
Extinguishes fires, nice.
Uh...
Swarms of small insects darken the sky.
All non-tiny units explode into maggots or flies when they die.
Oh, good.
Arthur the Jester.
There's food everywhere.
There's actually a landmine inside this grass here.
Arthur, who knows what he'll do? I'm good, my favorite. RNG.
Oh my god, all the fucking trash bags have maggots.
Oh, I should have done that first.
Oh, and they turned into a maggot. Hell yeah. Synergy, baby.
I'll plunder.
All right, we get a hit there, get another hit, and honestly, if I'm lucky, I could
probably just kill him right off the bat.
Yeah, bad luck.
It's fun though.
He walks to the landmine.
How that attacked it some damage.
Alright, so let's sharpen so I can get rid of the fly.
And then I guess nevermind.
Alright.
Now I can kill him.
He's got one HP.
Boom.
Round two.
Alright, let's see what we got.
Throw a spider egg that spawns three spiderlings.
I'm not too thrilled about fucking...
ball of spiders, like it's...
Spiderlings aren't even that good.
But synergy, it's not even synergy, bro.
Spiderlings plus inspiration.
Yeah, but three spiderlings from nine mana is fucking horrible.
Because I'm not gonna be able, I'm gonna have to wait till turn two to do that.
Really poison lace is the way to go.
Poison lace will go hard.
Okay, so we have a mega mutant.
I want to push just the landmine into him.
So now let's move over here.
Yeah, I fucked it.
I'm bad.
Nice hat
Yeah
I'm in the wrong position
This is where tunnel comes into handy, you know
dude I can lace three times on round one that's actually nuts
I'm going to spawn a Hitman too.
now he has a slow on him which is actually really good for me.
uh wait it says deal one damage to a unit not an ally so I can actually kill the
the butchers flies spend three get five back that's actually kind of cool
Which then I wait hold on then I can inspirational song to make another fly and I inspirational
oh oh
soul read with inspiration
It's not quite infinite, but damn, if that ain't a lot of mana.
And now everybody has 7 damage up.
Go get it.
52 damage!
God damn!
Unfortunately you have 99 Brace.
So that's cringe.
Nice.
And then you get the poison lace.
Three more times.
And you may as well just go and go for it.
Holy!
All right
Mess I'll bring you over
Nice
So, if I get the talent that reduces how much mana it costs to do a spell, or to do a song,
I can actually just go infinite.
Yeah.
I actually have just a straight-up infinite.
85 damage.
Can't hit anything though.
god that's cringe your speed is awful and he just gets infinite mana
that's that's hilarious bro
Alright, so that's what we got.
Tainted offering, jump to any tile and fall asleep while asleep inflict Rott1 and Poison
1 on units that contact you.
I mean, spend four, do eleven damage.
And it's only sleep one, so that's actually not even bad.
Yeah, tainted offerings, definitely the play here.
Because he's got so much fucking HP, he can definitely just be chunky.
You gotta remember, he's gonna be getting like a million...
inspirations as well.
Hey, I got the Bionic Neck.
Which...
Fragile is breaks when you're down so actually let's give let's just give you the bionic neck, dude
Dense fog so it seems like it's a lot of just random all attacks and abilities have a 10% chance to miss
Oh good
Does that affect everybody? I think that affects everybody
Let's come over here, let's hit you, and let's arrow blast twice, we have a half rat.
We do have an elite half rat, something to keep an eye on.
The elite half rat is very scary.
Some of you here and let's do punches flute I got a maggot a fly and a fly nice but not
like crazy for this
nice
Does seem to work for them as well
All right, so we can just
I'm gonna blast you for 28!
Holy fuck!
We'll ponder.
Why does it say it's 16 damage?
Am I doing 16 damage to myself?
Oh, nice.
Now, I don't know why it says 16, then.
I thought this ability did damage.
Holy fuck, a mess.
Nice.
You got 1HP, so we can kill you.
Nice.
Nice.
When you take damage gained to temp, you have trample trample damage you deal has cleave.
If you end a battle with 1 HP again 1 random stat permanently and start the next battle
full HP and all stats up. Fighter Soul. I actually gotta take Fighter Soul here. That's actually
not even that bad. Oh my god. Swarm of cockroaches. So now we have Infestation, Fog, and Cockroaches.
All units have a 25% chance to start our each battle with fear and poison of joy poison
Ivy.
So that you and your familiars that you spawn are poisonous.
Kinda hit whatever.
Actually, I can give it to the Butcher, technically.
Right?
I don't like that one, man.
I really need it.
Like one poison isn't even that good.
Oh shit.
Necronomicon.
Unearthed 5 zombies.
These zombies have a 33% chance to have madness.
Nat 20.
Your weapons have 50 crit chance.
basic has 10 crit chance nice mini nuke throw a mini nuke that makes a huge
explosion that spawns toxic sludge
and
buy it
off
cleric soul
It's minus speed, but our force field.
I'm gonna go cleric soul just because I think it opens up more options.
It opens up more paths for me.
I wish I knew how big a huge explosion was.
All my minions die in one hit anyway so we can just go thorns.
Again, lightning is kind of whatever, because I'm just going to be spamming up heals anyway.
We're going to speed up damage down to make the lightning hit for nothing.
And then we'll go third paw because I'm not doing a lot of melee damage outside of minions
who died one day anyway. What happens if you do no thanks? You take a wound and potentially
one that gives you brain damage. All right. Good hit.
holy fuck okay so if it's on this tile that's pretty fucking big
alright uh...
Maybe the strong, maybe the strong, maybe they won't step the list too much longer.
Waiting for the time to arrive.
Alright.
Big hit.
And that'll be it.
Nice.
Oh, I got a gun!
huge
I should have just done poison lance that I got in the back
All right
Nice.
Toxic Wastes.
Mutate some things that step in this.
random stat up or stat down when entering and starting your turn on the style
of
the
the
Actually, I probably didn't need to do that, I didn't even have to do that, I can just
literally walk up and do this, but, oh, okay, fuck me, never mind, I'm just gonna tunnel
over to here.
10% my ass
and a little sharpened
there you go
I mean through all the hunts always good
Now we have a gun.
Give the druid a gun.
It's all good vibes until the revolver comes out.
The revolver is honestly like such a good weapon because the fact that it insta kills
means that you can kill like elites if you get a bad room.
Also this lunchbox is terrible.
I'm sorry.
Do the pass.
Revolver plus screwdriver repairs one weapon durability every combat.
Oh that's awesome.
You just get a free revolver shot every round.
Alright.
I don't know what you got you have so many mutates small quality of life Edmonds just
highlight the most recent mutation wooly mammoth
Nice.
Nice.
Hey.
Woolly.
Die.
I
I'm realizing, uh, Thrill the Hunt's not gonna get a whole lot of value if I...
Don't you know focus on getting the kills
So there's one.
There we go.
I'm good but not trying to hear you out
Nice.
Alright, buddy system.
Gain one holy shield.
When you lose your holy shield, your crow gains a holy shield and your crow loses a
holy shield game on holy shield so there's just always a holy shield just on top of it
versatile vocalist basic action deals one damage to enemies and inflicts temporary damage
down also your basic attack won't apply debuffs to allies or buffs to enemies let's take
Versatile vocalist would have liked the other one, but here's what it is
The dense fog cats can barely see in front of them all attacks have a tough
Good, I love 10% chance to miss
Cave caveman woman
Nice and
baby
Dove
Nice.
and the arcade is
a good like double tap it as really weird
Um...
I have to kill enemies, right?
Yeah, I have to kill enemies.
Okay, there's one.
There's two.
Nice.
That's about a catnip baggy, go for three.
Alright, there's our three kills.
of
if
they'll
get
We're getting better. Any saver tooth hat? Strengths? No, it takes speed here.
Confusing hat. Apply to confusion to yourself and all enemies at the start of
every battle. Interesting.
Interesting.
Confusion 2 is actually not too bad on the enemies.
I can put it on the mage because confusion is to hit yourself based on your strength.
I think I can do like curidee buffs at all.
Alright, what's next?
Walls of fire rapidly spring up, blocking the way.
The cat's hurry to navigate the burning landscape.
Great.
It's snowing?
You have a chance to miss, and everything's on fire.
I love it.
Oh shit.
Fraud rock snow.
Nice.
There's like no movement at all
go get him
Come on, there.
He slapped himself.
Yeah, good for you.
Damn, that's some big damage.
Alright.
Damn, that's some big damage.
Alright.
Damn.
And then let's buy a catnip baggy and go for it again.
Nice.
That's another kill.
He punches himself in confusion.
Alright.
I have some money.
All right.
I just don't want to go for a crit, so we're not going to go for the.. not going to go
for the back stab there.
Okay, let's come over here.
Damn.
Damn.
I kind of wish you had one more charisma.
There we go.
There's a second hit.
Now we just need to get the kill on there.
Good hit.
walked into his own. There we go 50 damage rock. I think I want to use the Confusion Hat.
Uh, don't crit. Okay. Well, I guess I did ask for no crit.
Okay.
I'm not gonna be able to kill you.
I mean, maybe I can.
especially if he's just going to keep doing that
just need one more hit
there we go
So, what do you want?
Even higher charisma?
Sure.
Your basic attack inflicts slow and has a 10% chance to freeze units.
See units that contact you gain slow they have a 10 10% chance to become frozen. Wow, that's a really good item
I'll give it to the butcher does why not
Although
There we go
nice shadow wig lucky hat slingshot let's take the rare candy
I wish you were given charisma because then we can arrow flurry twice per round
confusion hat still on? Yeah it is. Why are we in the past? We're doing a quest. We need
to take a transmitter. Yo, staff, thanks for the sub. Appreciate that.
Yep, wrong one.
and that confusion is hurting me a lot more than it is hurting the enemy right now.
10% my ass dude, I swear to god it's not 10%
Oh, I didn't line myself up with anybody.
of
All right, oh my god, he missed.
Crazy.
Nice.
I think that's your first kill.
Yeah, fuck them up.
There we go.
What'd you get?
Anything valuable?
Not really.
I may as well just give you more fucking strength or something.
I don't even know.
I could give you luck actually.
Fuck it.
Wait, no, I wanna go over here. Thank you.
Nice bone.
Replace teleport into a familiar and destroy it. Refresh your basic action.
Teleport into a familiar.
Replace and refresh your basic action.
Nice.
I want you to hold that bone.
I'm done with the confusion hat.
I don't think it's that great.
A terrible hurricane rips through the area, tossing everything up in the air and into
a violent turmoil.
Alright, so just to keep you all up to date, there's a persistent ice element, chance to
miss, fire everywhere, at the end of each round, wind blows everything 10 spaces in a
random direction, good.
The world is fucking ending. Help me.
I don't like this elite right here.
I should have done that first, but whatever.
Nice.
First hit is a kill.
Second hit is almost a kill.
Nice.
Bruh, okay.
Yeah, I think that's two-piece.
Bro, it is not ten percent.
I am telling you now, it is not 10%.
If it is, I'm buying a fucking lottery ticket.
Oh, okay.
All right, well, I tried.
Booga booga.
Ow, that was painful.
Ow, that was even more painful.
Wait, I'm setting you up to get smashed by two rocks.
You die on your turn.
There we go.
Last hit.
1 damage to a unit if this kills it refresh your basic.
pheromones and foot charm on a unit.
If it's an enemy it takes an extra turn immediately.
Wait.
up says one damage to a unit to a unit I'm an enemy unit the cats have stumbled
into a drug awareness day party alright persistent ice 10% chance to miss fire
everywhere, hurricane everywhere, also there's drugs everywhere. Weird last one
but I'll take it. And we got a frozen necklace. So now I got two-piece frozen
which I probably don't want to actually have how many extra basic attacks doing.
Lord Bunga!
That's a strange position for him to be in.
But okay.
Hit.
Last hit.
Onto the fly.
Oh wait, it refreshes basic, I need to shoot first.
if I can see it. There we go.
And then we're gonna last hit a fly.
And I get another attack.
I'll last hit another fly.
For another hit.
And then I can...
Glowing bone another familiar for another one, but I'm out in good position
Okay, well I tried
of
the
and not in range to last hit anything
there we go
last hit onto, oh wait
that was too much HP
beautiful now we start working on him
now
alright
like that
god the fact that that can miss
that is annoying
Yeah, he has something slow on him.
All right, he's getting close.
I'm not a ponder.
I do more inspirational songs, stir the flies, inspirational song,
Start the flies
More flies
Should be good there
All right
Now we got enough to last hit right here.
HOLD!
Now I can last hit that one.
Jesus.
Uh, now I'll do an arrow flurry.
He's dead now.
All right, and then we'll buy some catnip
Yeah, I wanted the final hit
I want to try and get into the stat up, but I'll take it
Maze basically did nothing that round, but that's fine.
Holy Weapon, useless.
Wish, target an area at the beginning of your next turn, heal all units in that area.
Crescendo.
This spell gains plus 1 damage and area and minus 1 mana each time you cast a spell.
This spell resets if you cast it.
Sure
So now crescendo just gets better
Let's go further into the past please God can I get anything other than fog fog I'm all done with fog
No more foggers, please. Please no more fog.
Let's see what we got. Bunch of tar babies.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
Got my kills.
really starting to scale now. Alright we'll get it. So that's Crescendo.
Oh, wow.
Holy moly.
the
the
the
the
Burp. Body slam. Munch. Tumble. Yes, munch. I like that the, like the butcher has been
sitting here doing absolutely nothing except spawning flies for basically everybody else
to kill. Bear traps. It's not fog. Yo, let's go!
Nice, there's one, two kills.
That's more kills.
a crow? Eh. Crow's whatever. Hey there.
Oh
Death Metal, War Cry, Entangle.
Entangle's pretty good.
D6 is good.
Extra Limb.
Nice.
Why you got to put fog bro all right
All right, so he's immobile right now.
Because of the bear trap.
Let's come over here.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm going to use my battery to get the battery out of the box.
Alright.
Man of battery, man of battery, man of battery, man of battery.
And Tangle is real good.
Sharp and...
Oh god damn it.
Move over here.
Okay.
10% by the way.
Oh
Holy
I I thought it was only gonna hit for 29 once
I didn't realize that every tile it hits
Okay
When each spirit bomb
And he shit himself
Goddamn it.
Alright.
Ten percent chance to freeze.
Meow. Meow. Meow.
Meow. Meow.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah
You go inspirational song too
infinite range soul reaper isn't even that impactful chat
because I'm sitting next to the butcher the entire time
soul reaper goes infinite now
Some of y'all don't read these abilities and it shows.
All this does is give it extra range
and lets it hit the whole map.
It's still five mana.
It's still one damage.
It's still cost three.
Nothing has changed.
big inspirational song
smack with a chance to repeat huge I like how the butcher's done literally
nothing
I love brick.
Brick is good.
Oh fuck.
Okay.
Nice, good hit.
No.
Nice actually.
Oh
When they are going to do this first
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you put him down right now.
Oh, okay. He said no.
Crescendo. There you go.
Hey, put him down.
Put him down right now.
Wow.
Nice.
Nice.
You can't even do damage.
Wait.
Yes you can.
So rea-
Good.
Last hit, plus.
This Ignore Shieldin' can't miss.
Oh, shit.
Love that.
Beastinger, I haven't seen that one before, what's that?
Your basic attacks inflict poison 1.
The hollowing has begun.
At the end of the round, each corpse has a 25% chance to revive with half health and
And madness 5.
Nice.
Oh.
Step into a bear trap.
Oh.
Just gonna lace my stuff then.
All right, come over here.
Hull.
Very nice.
God, you just, you have no speed.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Come over here.
Tunnel.
There you go fucking vaporized
You are unfortunately still a mobile.
Even I can't kill you with sparkles because I can't.
now
kill you
there it is
I'm just going to take Inspire plus.
Try to think about what I want there.
everywhere. Ancestor's jaw. Bomed. If you kill a unit, you don't and when you kill a unit,
if you don't have a weapon gain a bone club. Me. Find a random common bone item at the
end of every battle. Nice. I actually don't want to freeze anything this turn, so freeze
to be very bad.
All right.
Where's my ranger at?
You're over here. Alright.
of
the
,
All right, that's a good first turn
Oh, you don't have full health.
Always summon last.
every time.
Nice.
Nice
I can't actually reach you
they get
why are you a mobile
you can't even do any damage
All right, he's calling flies now
All right, let's go ahead and inspire you now.
That's one, two, three.
3x3 so this does 28x9 is the current damage this is 28x9 which is not enough to kill
okay ponder
all right so now the feet are back and there's fucking fire everywhere
Nice.
Alright.
Let's do that.
And then we're going to buy a catnip baggie and we're going to do an arrow flurry here.
Not to break him back.
Alright, now he should be close to death.
And then kill that.
Inspiration again.
Alright, okay, let's see what we got now, 53 times 9, yeah that should be good enough.
What do you guys think?
You think 53 times 9 is enough damage?
Oh my god, it's getting so fucking big.
Alright, do it.
Clearly, it wasn't enough, dude.
The fucking 10% miss.
Okay.
Fighter Soul... plus.
Incubator plus
Next to them want to most like fighters all plus
The butchers cleaver has been unlocked the rain staff has been unlocked the staff of flame has been unlocked
So we got here a melee attack with cleave that can hit diagonally
Rain staff spawn a large puddle of water anywhere
Flame staff a fire attack that inflicts burn five once per battle
Nice
Place antenna
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
P.P.K. carefully sets up the antenna on top of the volcano.
The signal is not yet complete, though.
Oh, shit.
Alright, let's return home.
Yeah.
I
I like the staff of the undead pickaxe gonna be very good pickaxe has use
of
the
I
What else I want?
There we go.
Seems good.
All right, then good.
Suspended rustic shelf plus two appeal.
Yes. More appeal.
There we go, look at that.
I
Oh, so that's a tracy, and that one as well.
I
Got here
Holy shit. Look at their stats
hats and they start with inspirational song. Well, yeah, dude. You, however, am I keeping
you. I don't mind you. You made a good tank. Gordon. Yeah, you're definitely worth keeping.
Shaggy, we keeping you? Yeah. Time for another fruit box. Another food storage unit appeared
in the back today what the hell are you doing with these things seriously are you
killing people taking them out and putting the bodies in cold storage you
can tell me if you are I mean like how do you choose them there was me I pose as
dog of some kind it's kind of want to lay there and wait someone would attempt
to rescue me and for the moment I'm in the house it's over. An animal can't be
owned. I yell as soon as I start going on town. Then I grind them up in one of
those industrial deals by the ones Pinky Winky's has. Just mix them in with the
meat. Let the consumer become the consumed. Thanks for shopping at
P mark. I have a very blessed day.
Stocks of special furniture idol.
Nice.
You're pretty good, actually.
Yummy. Oh, your stats are good. John.
Oh
Oh
Oh my god
Oh, okay
The C1000 is on the prowl. Oh good
I wanted that
Holy shit look at their stats
I
Got them
We definitely want them
All right, did you see there is a silver pee pee man making dead stuff all over town?
Frank is thinking he wants to make Frank be dead body.
Someone should tell his mommy on him so he, she leaves him and makes him so sad and
alone.
And you do that, then you tell him,
Well, I hope his mom gets so mad that she leaves so far into space.
I bet he will roll into a cave and find some old itchy man to attach to.
And I bet they will get so sad that they will try and build a house so high
they can try and see their mommy.
But their mommy doesn't see them.
Maybe they are just too bad for their mommy.
I bet they cry so much. They are always wet. Yeah, I bet that's what happens
Mommy
Bruce sounds like I imagine Frank sounds I've been giving Frank that voice since day one and I'm not about to change that up now
Yep, baltentired 3HP, unusable, all right, let's see
who we want to bring here. Let's do another run. Maybe let's do a quest. Make some more
cash. So you have inspirational song and kind of nut stat, so I'm bringing you so you can
be a breeder. Same thing for you. Although I probably don't want to bring double drud.
You've got some pretty good stats.
You're pretty good as well.
Oh, fuck off.
I really want to bring John because I feel like Over Confident could be really fun.
Over Confident's Soul Reed could just be so fun.
Betavir is also a very good breeder.
Betavir and Jumi are both good breeders.
Not even that mutated, they're just solid.
Alright.
Okay, so you have overconfident.
Well, full HP reduced the cost of your spells by two, but you take double damage.
Who would benefit from spells?
On an ironically low range, but you have low, you have low range.
Or maybe it's time for the psychic.
Maybe it's time for the psychic.
He is him.
Let's do it.
John psychic.
Uh, you'll just be a tank.
Thank you, Adruid.
And you've got second wind, good spider.
All right, let's do it.
The psychic soul reaper is a go.
So what'd you get?
Glare, inflict madness on a unit in your line of sight.
Size smack, knockback damage,
and your allies deal is doubled.
Nice.
Toss, follow up.
After you use your basic attack, dash forward as far as you can.
Poison Ivy.
You and your familiar spawn are poisonous.
Cool.
Counter attack and shoulder check.
We should do a side quest.
And which are the nuclear knife?
A melee attack with damage equal to its charges.
It gains one charge at the end of each round.
If it charges above 10, this weapon explodes.
Lose half the charges when it gets a kill.
Take it to the boneyard.
Seems good.
I like it.
Let's do it.
Uhhh...
I'll give you the Bionic Skull plating.
Oh wait!
Yo! I've got the full Bionic set.
Your movement action becomes an infinite range teleport.
Also, the Bionic set pieces are no longer fragile.
Holy fuck.
That's kinda nuts.
infinite range teleport kind of nuts and then what do you want as your
consumable maybe a d6
all right what do you got actually no i want you to have the d6 i want you to
be able to roll. You get a never stone. Let's go movement and dodge. What if I grab this
for you. Find a random common bone at the end of each battle. Gem bones. Let's get some
I love your megenic streams. I'm glad you enjoy it.
I like streaming for you.
I'll give it to you though.
Yeah. I'll give it to you.
to you. Uh, what should we do else? Uh, give me the Phoenix hat, drop the staff of flame,
and stand at mass for some money and then what the fuck do you want more charisma
I guess I gave you the flu because why not
You can ponder.
You don't really have anything else to put on, what I care about right now.
have a sacred heart.
Kamara, thanks for the prime. Appreciate that. Why never stone the tank? I'm going to be honest,
bringing a tank and then giving them a never stone feels very meta because it's better
to have three units with upgraded skills than everybody with just a couple of skills.
Because the tank can't do a whole lot even leveled up
All right
So, uh, I can just go wherever the fuck I want.
Nice.
I'm not
Hmm
All right
Easy peasy.
Nice.
and we'll suck it wind and do it again.
Bye bye.
And I got a bucket of lard.
Alright, so we got Echo.
Teleport to your last tile you targeted with an ability if it's empty.
Gravity Blast.
deal 10 knockback to adjacent units if you cast this from full mana the unit state 10 damage on collision
inversion swap positions with a unit in your line of sight
stasis inflict freeze on a unit within your line of sight stasis is pretty fucking good especially with
especially with overconfident
I like that people are saying gravity blast
Brother
That would mean I have to get adjacent to them
And I would also have to be casting this from full mana so I couldn't even use this till like turn three
If I'm going to be sitting there casting nothing, I'm not even going to be able to use this till turn 3.
How do you shadow the ice? Stasis is honestly like a stun.
How do we roll this?
Come Blast. Deal one damage to any enemy in your line of sight and increases damage every
time you cast it. That seems really good with Overconfident.
We take that.
And now, uh, Skull Cap.
Cool.
Minus one damage, your basic attack heals allies.
Whatever.
Mmm.
Bash for blasts.
I got Cat Food.
And I get to Ambush as well.
Huge.
So we're just gonna come over here hit you
Get a free hit in come over here kill you
We're gonna do inspirational songs
All right, let's move to
here that has one HP so you can soul blast it for five mana you can one shot
that blast blast and then spend two mana to get five mana back and then blast
Last
Put fire on this thing hit it twice actually hit it three times
Kill the pro so we can move up to here
Instantly kill them and then toss this guy
That was round one.
But we're technically round zero.
All right, let's see what we got here.
Form of the raccoon. Enter raccoon form gaining two intelligence and that no death metal.
One mana to deal one damage seems kind of wild. It is. It's because the character has
overconfident, which reduces it from a 3 to a 1.
Cha-cha slide! Deal 10 knockback to all units in a random direction.
Allies are immune to thorns, tile, and knockback damage during this effect.
Oh, I gotta take Cha Cha Slide. Cha Cha Slide just feels like it's gonna be real
stupid. Got a Thrumming Circlip. Not bad. Pull out the knife! Well, you tried, but
It's stuck.
Alright, uh, Elite Buff.
While alive, everybody has an all stats down.
Yep.
Cha-cha slide!
Wow.
Didn't really work out the way I had hoped.
That didn't actually hurt any of the kittens either.
of
Let's go over here, oh I actually can't even hit you, that's fine, all right cumulative,
cumulative, cumulative, soul blast that one, then cumulative again, then pull you, set you
on fire, and then swap positions with the other cat.
Very nice.
Nice.
Alright.
Maybe forward.
All right, so you're at 59 HP, let's come over here, backstab, weapon, second wind,
Hit you again.
Hit you again.
And then we come over here.
Cumulative.
Let's pull you close.
Are you out of full HP?
You don't have full HP!
Bro.
What the fuck?
are any of these even dying on their turn they're not
Bruh
Fossil fire
All right, well, we got Rage Punch, a melee attack that increases its damage by one every
time you take damage, flecks off you and all allied cats, gain plus two armor and knock
back adjacent units, two tiles, spit, tumble.
You can probably take Rage Punch.
Soul Reap plus Rage Punch.
Oh yeah, I guess I could technically hit my own unit for like one damage.
I got a Bone Necklace.
Gain one dex and three health regen for the rest of the- when it breaks gain one
Dex and 3 health regen for the rest of that all. Interesting. Alright. Alright we got two
elites here. Can't really do too much on turn one though. So we're just gonna come over
over here and their turn. You've got speedy. Hit you. Send you back. Alright, I want to
Cha-cha here.
We're just gonna inspirational song.
Ponder.
Spawn over.
Nice.
And then Tossy further back.
All right, so let's see what we got here we can kill you
I guess that's really it, that's all we can do.
Maybe we can cast it on nothing.
Alright, teleport over here.
Use the nuclear knife to cool it down.
One shot you.
Then we're going to...
Second wind.
Come over here.
hit there.
Now.
Got him.
Keep healing ya.
Got some more boys!
We got some more bongs!
Your spells cost 3 mana to cast, but each cast can only be cast once per turn.
Technically this makes second wind and counter work on turn 1.
You can't second wind twice or multiple times even with math so.
I could just take math here because it does make counter and second wind and it reduces the cost of rage punch.
Yeah, we'll just take math.
Good old math.
Skull Clamp.
So I got another Skull item here.
And we got Skull Clamp, which is 10 armor minus 6 intelligence, Brace 2, 25% chance to inflict
stun on units that hit you.
So basically just a literally a stupid tank.
So what's this turn into?
Oh, it's just to find more bones.
So now I could swap out pieces if I wanted to.
I mean, I could just make him fucking stupid.
Why not?
That is more of a tank.
Hey, you found some sawblades.
What's that?
Throw a blade in a straight line that inflicts bleed one and passes through units.
Nice.
I still have the set bonus to find random commons, but now I don't have to use the
the bone. I guess bone skull is still bigger. More bones. Elite buff after every round.
Oh, wow, there are...
Holy shit, there's four elites.
Like, no, five... there's five elites.
Goddamn.
Okay.
Alright, so that's four.
So we can use that on you.
Hit you.
And then we can... second wind.
Yeah, meows. Go ahead. Slow does nothing on him.
Who goes next? I'm gonna leave that for you.
Holy. There we go.
Now let's pull you forward to here.
So we're going to spend two mana to get five mana back, and we're going to spend one mana
to get five more mana back.
Then I'm going to do cumulative blast, cumulative blast, cumulative blast, cumulative blast.
Ah, you're out of range.
put fire on you honestly soul rate plus would go hard here like seriously soul rate plus
this would go real hard here all right so over here rage punch
basic punch which kills both of them, nice
come on
kill him
Mm-hmm
On core when you use a musical ability refresh your basic action
Sure seems good
What should Gordonio do I
I bash the maggots nothing happens
eldritch visage at the start of your turn inflict weakness one on all enemies in
your line of sight or mental storm gain basically a mana every time you cast a spell holy
I'll take it every step I'll take it over that one
Queen hippo
uh reduced HP at the end of the turn get a barrier it's not a big deal
uh let's see let's teleport you to here use the knife to get rid of the barrier
attack big damage then we're gonna second wind knife again for one damage
it again, already at 49. Come over here. Come over here. Let's do the Hunter's Flute.
And now we're going to do an inspirational song. Then we buff everybody. And buff everybody.
Actually do inspirational. Then buff everybody. Then inspirational. Then buff
Everybody that is seven attack that is a 12 damage pooter on round one
holy
How you don't have a
All right, let's see what we got here
And then let's hit you with that and I'm gonna hit the flea twice to get mana back.
Set him on fire, toss him far away, and then murder that so that I can set myself into
the water.
There we go.
Alright, let's come over here. We'll do Rage Punch.
Nuclear Knife. Melee.
Set up a counter.
Is that 4 HP?
Cumule to Blast. Cumule to Blast. Cumule to Blast. Two rounds.
We'll just go HP up here.
We need to take this to the Boneyard, so we're going to bone
We got Tina's belly button and more bones
I'll be honest the bone set effect and finding common bones common bones really aren't even that good
Unless like you equipped everybody
buddy with common bones like you get an entire party of common bones right and you just stack
bones upon bones and bones.
All right, so we got here.
All right, teleport over here.
We'll kill you.
Nuclear knife you.
Lend, melee U, nuclear knife U, teleport over here, flutter on over, flutter again, big
hits. Damage up, inspirational song. No, I forgot to spawn my guys first, but that's
fun. Oh yeah. And you come over here, kill that one. Damn, not gonna be able to hit it.
There we go. I'm gonna start a basic attack bar. Ah, because I'm stupid. Thanks for
I'm just asking.
Probably just got more charisma, so I can do more bullshit on round one.
I bashed the darkness.
Yep, suddenly a flash of lightning lights.
Well, that's fine.
Alright, see what we got here.
We have two sirens and Jekyll back here.
So let's immediately kill that.
Second wind, come over here.
Nuclear knife that.
Kill that one.
Now we're down to two sirens.
Kill that siren.
And now we just soul reaped, bye bye.
Yeah oddly enough being able to teleport to literally any tile on round one with 17 speed
and you always go first and you get two actions on the first turn and then you
You can teleport away for free.
It's pretty good.
I really don't need any more speed.
I'll just take some health.
Conductor.
Your electric element damage is increased by one.
Nice.
Well, walking through the junkyard, Cornball spots a rusty old car.
I open it.
I got a rubber hat.
Nice.
I don't think I'm going to be able to kill you in one turn.
Alright, so, we're gonna go ahead, we're gonna teleport next to you, use the, let's
use the nuclear knife to tear off the barrier, then we do a melee attack for 12, second
wind, another melee attack for 12, nuke knife, and then teleport away, grab a coin.
He's already at a third HP.
Okay, uh...
Let's come over here, because I need to be in line of sight.
We'll do Soul Reap to rip the barrier.
Then we'll set you on fire.
We'll hit ya.
And then...
many cumulative blasts.
Now you can come over here,
get a backstab,
send you through the fire,
send you through the fire again.
Alright, uh...
Let's bring you over here.
Flutes.
I got three Tom-Toms.
Let's buff all the Tom-Toms.
Buff them all again.
I really don't like Trampy being next to him.
So we're actually going to cha-cha slide.
and then cha-cha slide again
beautiful
now we're gonna sing
ponder
unfortunately they did not fix what i wanted
he spawned two fleas
Well, we can throw the Tom Tom closer.
Come over here.
And then we'll be over here now.
Nice.
Nice.
That's fine.
He's the nuclear knife.
Punch him.
Rage punch.
Counterattack.
All right, he's back up.
He's back up.
Oh, we got the witch's hat.
Hell yeah.
Ah, Zoomser, your movement action becomes a dash, no.
Take an extra turn, you have madness and confusion on that turn.
No.
maybe. Madness doesn't really matter if, well actually no, he'd be able to teleport everywhere.
Madness plus teleport. No, no, no, we don't want to do that.
Let's give you the witches hat for plus one magic damage. I don't know if that makes
Soul Reap now do 2 damage.
Be funny if it did though.
Shovel a melee attack that lobs a unit back 2 tiles and digs up a corpse.
Sure.
form of the wolf, encourage thorny feet, flower feet, these are all kind of whatever.
I'm not going to use any of these.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, so what we got here, we have an elite spiked cat and an elite lumpy.
Elite spiked cat.
A little annoying, but that's fine.
Let's go ahead and head over here.
him knife him second wind hit him again
nice view teleport back over here for a
heal all right let's do smooth forward
use our flute. We got some maggots. Let's heal everybody up. I didn't realize inspirational
song was making sing give more HP so I get to literally full heal my whole party.
Okay, Soul Reap now does two instead of one.
That's pretty funny.
Let's come over here.
We're going to go ahead and see here how we want to do this.
We'll do cumulative blast on you to lower your HP.
Then we're going to use Soul Reap on the maggot to get 5 mana back.
Then we're going to do 5 damage to you, then we're going to Soul Reap you to get
the mana back. Then we're going to Soul Reap this Maggot as well, so we can do another
cumulative blast over here. That kills you, and then we'll pull you closer. Aw, not enough
to be able to finish you off. Unfortunate. I have to use another character. There
There you go.
Bar is on autopilot?
Not good.
What do you mean I'm on autopilot?
What the fuck do you mean?
I killed- I pretty much killed the entire board.
What the fuck do you mean autopilot?
Sacrifice you.
Move you.
Toss the body.
Do that.
Fast forward. Every ally that hasn't taken their turn yet takes their turn right after yours.
You also go first next round.
That's pretty cool and it's only going to cost two mana too that's actually kind of neat
Yeah, I'm just gonna take fast forward. That seems really good.
And of course, I'm grabbing more furniture.
There will be no end to the amount of furniture that I get.
Uh, Gordonio finds some evidence and is more prepared for the next event.
Cool.
Not sure what that means, but neat
All right, so let's see what we got here. Let's teleport over to here kill you
Nuclear knife
And we'll second wins teleport over to here kill that one as well nuclear knife and a turn
And then ponder.
Hey guys.
Now you kill over here, kill him, kill that one for mana.
You haven't left my line of sight.
Now you have.
Alright, wait, what happens if I fast?
Can't use it multiple times, unfortunately.
Dang, I can't. He's too far away.
Oh, dang it, I have to do a round two.
Oh, it's disgusting.
Ew.
Round two.
Throw the crow and bone it.
Oh that's actually five head.
Cha cha slide plus.
That's kinda cool.
That's an inspirational song though.
What's that?
A bone club.
15% chance to break it every time it's used.
Der Pugu!
But Bumbu!
Or Bumukmu!
Oh der Hargudur Harogadur!
Der Fug!
It's because I have like no intelligence, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying.
Der Pugu!
I got Lice.
Nice.
Bruce won spawn a charmed blouse when you take damage
neat
alright what we got here
alright teleport melee
I
Punch there
I
No, it's not bad, everyone.
Do fast forward.
Go ahead and burn him.
All right.
I smell the smell.
Don't need to be fresh.
It's been a while.
A little while without a smile and make me smile.
Go over there and then kill the maggot.
I'm over here now.
All right, let's go over here.
Oh wait because I did fast wait does that mean if I do fast forward a second time look at the turn order right now
Oh
Okay, oh
That's that's the real power of fast forward
That's the real power of it.
I
of
I
All right, it's time for you to finish it, so we're gonna keep giving them damage up.
to be a little bit of a
little bird
and is
the
Don't need to be fresh. It's been around for a little while.
That's right. Come on, give me a leg up. That's right.
Rage punch starting at five damage is actually kind nice.
What's that?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Everything costs 3 mana.
Yeah, but I'm looking at like...
This actually gives me a rage punch without actually having to take too much damage.
Second win for Zero means nothing because it's already going to be costing 3 mana.
of the
of its yelling at me about the knife
of it does need kills
the knife does in fact need kills
Do you miss this ability in the plus version is that the plus version doesn't have confusion
but honestly I don't think I'm ever going to use chaos rampage because since I have madness
and he can teleport to anywhere on the map he can literally choose one of my cats to
just kill straight up and I don't want to do that okay uh there's what we're going
I do. And teleport over here.
Oh.
Nice.
Okay.
Second wind then. Come over here.
Up.
Well, that's awkward.
It's okay.
Kill that one.
Kill that one.
Kill that one.
Kill that one.
Hang on I
Hang on I can spend one mana to do two damage to my tank and
Then he'll spawn one Laos which I can spend another one mana
So I can spend
Two mana to get 10
Nice.
buff his rage punch, it would.
Make sure we cool down the knife a little bit.
Soul Reap Plus now has infinite range.
What's this thing?
Is it real? It's cute to blast literally just one less mana.
That's it? It's just one less mana? Nah, it's so re-plus.
Being able to hit anywhere is huge right now.
I examine the money.
Ah, there's a foul butt penny.
not the butt penny but zombie will attack all adjacent units with this melee
attack when it's uh when it's backside is underground goes upside down when
damaged
some over here
kill that one second wind
And turn.
Come on over.
Hi there.
I'm not full HP no my full HP bro
Oh.
I'm mad.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm over here now.
I'm still not full HP.
Bullshit!
Where's the healer?
I'm burning this graveyard down
Math plus, your spells cause zero mana to cast but can only be cast once per turn.
Shoulder check plus hit me.
When you take damage from an ally, basic attack in the direction you're facing, damage you
take from allies is reduced to one.
Really? Say less.
The tick. Nice.
You see a strange figure. I smash it.
You learned blessed.
one to two random stats at the beginning of every stage?
Sure.
I'll take it.
It's better than fucking one poison when my bird takes damage.
Alright, we got Mama Maggot.
Let's teleport over to here.
big hits then we'll hit you second wind do it again beautiful move the bird
forward kill the elite maggot and then let's do sing actually wait hang on
flute sing inspirational sing inspirational sing inspirational sing
Meteor
All right, so now you are in a position
To smack the boss, so we're gonna use soul reap on our fighter here
And then he's gonna punch the boss for 24 damage
And then I'm gonna tell him to do it again
And then he's gonna do it again
Nice
And I'm gonna spend 3 mana or 2 mana on the maggot to get 10 back.
We'll spend 2 mana on this maggot.
And then I guess I'm just gonna go ahead and hang on, let's get this grave too.
I don't want to leave you unattended.
I could have finished the fight.
It's fine.
It's all part of the plan, really.
Beautiful.
Because now you're going to kill the crow.
Move over and destroy that.
Beautiful.
Mental Storm.
Game 2 charge when you cast a spell.
Confident plus while you're full HP reduced spells by two but take double damage this can't reduce mouse balls when you cast a spell heal one
That's not even that good
But I'm taking it
I'm taking it
Because it helps it helps any like potential like tick damage
rare candy what we got on core plus your musical spells now also can't cost one
less mana sure why not and I have two more charisma so I can do even more sure
thing. Alright. Let's go ahead and teleport over to here. Smack you. Use the knife on
to you and then we will second wind kill that one so far over to here get rid of
that barrier alright what do we have here use one mana get five back use one
mana get five back use one mana get five back I am not wait why am I giving all
stats up hang on what's giving me all stats up
what what is giving me an all-stat up genuinely what did the druid give me
Give me an All-Stat-Up.
I have four All-Stat-Ups.
How am I getting All-Stats-Ups on a kill?
What's happening?
of
Nice.
Now I'm not getting an All-Stats Up.
Nope, I'm still getting All-Stats Ups.
Why?
of
Game 1 to 2 random stats at the start of each turn.
Bless isn't doing it.
I have no idea what is giving me an all stats up it boggles the mind get hard
countered I guess it might actually be a bug in that Solry plus is giving all
stats up it doesn't say so holy fuck you have you got 19 charisma Jesus
Who are you?
Shambler.
A thorough unit that can reach lunges in a random direction at the end of its turn.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of that.
Nope, it's like I'm in duty in.
Wow, trample one space towards attackers.
Yeah, I'm getting all stats up now every time I get a kill.
I think it's actually a bug with Soul Reap.
of it, like, giving that to you but not telling you it's there.
It's overconfident plus.
No?
It's not overconfident plus either.
It's either Soul Reap Plus or overconf... actually no, it's gotta be Soul Reap Plus, right?
That's the only thing that changed
I'm not sure what what did it, but I now get an all stats up every time I kill something
I've never been so pissed off to get all
Yeah, dang it where I get all these all stats up what the fuck I don't want no stats
Edmund fix your game, buddy
fix your fucking game in him fix your fucking game
now
now
bird with 29 melee damage
now
now
now
What is all this I checked it it is indeed a bug with soul reap plus nice
Nice.
Man, they'll give you more health.
So it's probably intentional. It's not really a bug. It's more just like it's not shown on the tooltip.
Gordonio finds a large entrance to a crypt. Its stone door is sealed shut.
I bash it open you get the crown of pestilence
which is actually kind of a sick item your basic attack becomes pestilence
and a furniture box
of
I love this thing.
Actually
Okay, that's a good position
Oh, never mind.
I didn't need to do it like that.
There we go.
Alright.
the
way
Hi.
We're done playing the dodging game.
And a second linge.
It's gonna possess the fighter though. Yeah, maybe
There we go
What
I
God, I hate this fight.
My knife is actually going to explode because this fight is taking too long.
Uh, Gagger first, Rage Punch, nice, it's got 1 HP now.
He's actually in a position to where he can't.
Nice.
I
Song of kill now I don't have versatile
He has the unholy tag an undead enemy
Oh shit, you're right
Hey
I didn't know you could actually heal him.
What do you even want?
The dagger exploded. The dagger has not exploded, but I will need to kill something pretty much immediately.
Let's go for some more charisma.
Technically the quest is done, right?
get to the Boundary. So technically I'm done.
and does a three dash attack knockback.
Okay, we're good.
of
the
of
of
the U.S. to be affected by that
Holy fuck.
That burned.
Bye bye.
Well, bye.
Uh, hit me plus.
Sure.
Uh, you find a dumpster.
I smash the dumpster with my 13 strings.
nice I found a snack and 11 food very cool there we got here meat slime
split into clots on death okay
Yeah, it's not even that bad.
Like the sul rik plus
us. Alright. Hit the fighter. The fighter attacks in front of him. That's not that important.
for this one.
Hard.
Hell yeah.
of
the
All right, what else am I killing that one that one that one
Mm-hmm mm-hmm meow meow
World's strongest mage, or psychic rather.
Now...
24 all stats up.
Nice.
Cool down the knife.
Oh, I forgot this one over here. I could have killed that.
Whatever. Bard.
What else is left?
Oh, there's one sitting underneath the food.
It's fine. Tank, you get it.
Uh, blessed plus, three health regeneration.
I guess.
Sure.
Brain chip.
Nice.
Alpha kittens.
You know, it's funny.
That's where our our name is the alpha kittens
All right elite buff at the start of each round if it has less than 16 armor
Give it 16 armor 20% less health
I want to action soon so early
I don't want to speed up this fight.
I should never speed up this fight.
For those that don't know, at the end, his last action, he gives a command.
He gives a command at his last action, so we're just going to pray that it's spread
out
Don't get it sometimes
I
C'mon
Wait
Wait we're good
move you there move you there
He's got a lot of time, but he's a boy, born with a silver-spoony father, so he grew up nasty, and he grew up new.
He's still a baby, just to hear him scream.
Well, he's a swindler, like he needed.
He's taking eyes from Granny, unimpeded, a kidney, some of you dead.
All right
Okay, we can kill him hit him
Like a win again counter knife
the
again
again
again
again
again
again
nice
poor bird
I just got a new ability, I just got Brace, that's whatever, you'll get it, let's come
Come over here.
Heal everybody up.
tank. Incapable of doing anything.
Alright.
It's movie right here.
Oh the fucking rock.
10, 19, 12.
I just go all keeping it to the last on him.
Speed up.
I need to heal him and now we'll just cycle these why are you so fucking slow
Oh my god, you've done nothing the tank literally doesn't it doesn't exist
the
one
Oh
More
Oh
All right, we got mental storm plus to charge cleric soul psychic choke you'll damage
To an inflict bruise on a unit within your line of sight. I've actually kind of nice
Gravity element abilities spawned floating lives
Have some stats.
The tinfoil hat has been unlocked.
The corpse of the Thrombing King lies before John.
Johncat.
I lose the corpse.
Surely it can't kill me two times in a row, right?
We got it.
Oh, no we don't.
Make sure it's in a row.
F the alpha kittens return home
yeah oh fuck me all right give me a second I gotta think about what we're
keep it in when we're sorting out.
Couple fucking items.
Alright.
Let me get up and stretch.
Thanks everybody for watching so far.
You're up and great.
After this, we sort it.
I
She got a fish in her mouth.
She got a fish in her mouth.
Till I'm around to try.
All right, let's sort through this mountain of garbage
Let's see.
Butchers, Cleaver, Shoal, Rainstown, at 36, just re-chicken.
old turkey pack of blades whenever you backstab game plus one serrated claws
Nice.
Oh fuck.
Tinfoil hat.
You are immune to charm, madness, fear and confusion.
Yeah, that's sick.
That's such a good one.
Alright, let it do it.
What's going on here?
Yes!
Oh man, this invention will put us 50 years into the future.
I can hear it now.
The Nobel Peace Prize goes to...
Boom!
Dead!
Everything dead!
Ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Sorry, I just can't get that visual out of my head.
Boom!
Only ashes remain.
Heh.
Guess you had to be there.
Here, I made a gun with the same tech.
I call it the nuclear gun.
Pretty neat, huh?
your gun, deals 40 damage to a target, and 20 damage to everything else.
Sir, how do you expect me to use that?
Oh wait peace sign. You're right. Peace sign. I forgot about that one.
plus one appeal
All right, dude, I've almost got 50 stimulation I'm almost there
You can go to Frank.
Toffee.
Alright, who else in here?
Yesi!
Do I want you?
Can flip confusion 2 on a unit.
Little inbred.
Sorry to ping you, have you done the immortal leeches?
Three leeches on basic attack on Necro.
You can get some Zerg 2781 leech combo.
I haven't
All right, any new appeal plus two appeal let's go
How they added
51 appeal I don't know if it actually does anything but 51 appeal
Uh, who?
Well, not you, Brogan.
You got holy fuck your stats, yeah.
Oh, but you're a little fucko.
Moderately, and I mean, it's fine if we just...
It's okay, a little bit of him breathing is okay.
just hold me shit your stats yeah you're really good
Hexy. I really love speeding charisma.
Sanatos.
of
levels
of the
Holy Inbred.
I've done it again!
A new invention appears!
This one will seriously change the world.
All right.
You know those t-shirt cannons people use at sporting events?
I made one that shoots glass.
I call it the glass cannon.
This one's a bit faulty. It's kind of just spraying glass shards out willy-nilly, but I still need it tested
You wear shoes, right?
Fuck
What is this bullshit you got me doing now?
The glass cannon fill them fill the entire map with glass at the start of the battle
He's covered a whole fucking map with glass Jesus Christ
You know it actually be kind of funny unironically this would go really hard with cha cha slide
Like hear me out cha cha slide glass cannon
And just do the cha cha slide.
You really need to brush your teeth.
Oh
Llana tunnel slip through short shot
Honestly, you're a really good tank. I'll keep you.
Snidget?
I can use you.
Bobca?
you're actually really good
last run for the day
lakuna, you're kind of corrects
kiri
you're pretty correct as well
That's a lot of sevens.
And then...
I have right now we've got a really fast tank
Okay so we're a really fast tank.
We have a very powerful fighter, just sort of an all stats up dude.
I don't know who I want to take is my last one.
I'm so picky.
I'm so fuckin' picky.
Alright, let's do it.
Uh, so where am I going?
I think we're just doing a run.
Maybe I should go to the Rift.
put glass everywhere
Make a jester good old jester
What am I going to
All right, so we're going to probably the moon and the rift who actually honestly who has not gone to the rift
Which one even is the rift?
It's the right side
All right, so we're going to the rift who wants to go to the rift
Who wants to go to the rift?
Monk, please got the monk assertion
I'm sorry, you can't convince me that the monk is actually even playable.
Honestly, I think that'll actually be a really good...
This'll be a good cleric.
You can heal and give people armor.
Somehow a ranger hasn't actually gone to the rift.
Let's bring a ranger.
And you can actually increase your end speed so you can get rid of that debuff.
So we have a cleric and a ranger, what else do we need?
We could bring a jester and completely throw a run.
I'm always down for that.
We can't do Rogue because we don't really have any...
Neither of these two have decks.
You don't have the charisma.
Neither of you really have the charisma to be a tinkerer.
hmm I feel like one of you should be a
jester
fuck it let's bring a jester
all right so we got pre-spranger jester
And just a good old humble tank.
I know the tank's already gone to the rift before, but this will be hard mode rift.
So what'd you get?
Tricky traps, terrain walk.
You got super crate box, host, and punch attack.
Holy fuck, you're terrible.
You got Thrust Scrap, homerun.
You got Prayer, Blessing of Spirit.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's give the tank.
Let's give the tank a never stone or, you know, let's do a regular glass cannon.
I mean, what could go wrong with a glass cannon?
cannon and a never stone and fucking no intelligence just dumb as fuck
I don't know what he want for glasses.
I'm going to give our Ranger the ability to teleport, give him a gun.
I actually should probably give you the d6.
And you can inflict burn.
And then what am I doing for you, friend?
Give you a good ol' parasite.
And then what else?
That's all we got for now.
Give you a brick.
Alright.
And then for you, what do you take in friend?
Some more charisma.
Priest effects I guess.
Actually no dodge chance.
It would be really good on you.
And I'll give you the rain staff.
That way you can remove glass.
Actually, give the cleric a gun.
That's better.
Yeah.
There you go.
You can heal yourself.
There you go, you can heal yourself. Perfect. Okay, so we're taking the glass cannon to
the rest.
Spider egg.
Your basic attacks inflict infested.
That's kind of cool.
that hard mode? No I didn't I decided not to turn on hard mode because I think
littering glass all over the fucking map was good enough
hell yeah look at that
although I probably should have done hard mode
of
of
It seems terrible.
Oh, it is.
Cross shot.
Shoot 4 projectiles in an X shape.
Hedge-in spawn bear traps on each adjacent tile flea shot
Egg sack trap is not even gonna be able to do anything because the spiderlings have one HP
So like as soon as something gets infested and it dies
It's just going to
It's just going to die to the glass. I guess we're taking cross shot.
Lekuna Ogogo Booga!
No, I see what that is, but...
Uh, Xammon.
Nice.
Tana has started following the party.
We have an additional cat.
Very cool.
Wait, you don't take damage?
Oh, leather jacket makes you immune!
Oh fuck, that's awesome!
Not you though should have brought more range classes
of
of
I'm not sure how to do this.
Yeah, maybe I'm actually glad we didn't do hard mode.
I meant how long it'll take to kill Leeds.
Oh my god.
The gestures continue to do nothing.
increase his own speed holy shit we did it you get extra unlocks from hard mode I
think there's an unlock for doing hard mode as on everything
I need all of the names.
Protection transmitter.
Bruise 2, all allies gain brace.
Go get it.
Muga?
Or Dahoder?
Muga.
Laguna Mordogavra!
Oh shit, Witch's Cave, that's kinda sick.
to get
All right, nerf the damage.
Yeah, I wish I had real abilities.
There's plenty of healing.
Damn, they really want to kill the Jester.
Yo, good job.
You really got those corpses.
Solid work, man.
Solid work.
I don't know what to do with it.
the
all right.
Let's come over here.
Nice.
Come on, let's heal ourselves.
this is gonna be a shit show
that
thou shalt obey
maybe
Oh, poor Kiri.
Hopefully Kiri becomes useful.
Oh, fuck me.
All right, you keep you can't even move or you'll die or you'll die anyway.
Oh
What's going well
All right
of
I'm gonna try to talk to animals.
That iron jaw which is really nice.
Frog.
Nice.
Oh I found so many pills.
Huge.
many pills brother of course and that's what I was afraid of with this
of
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Okay.
I
that's how you
this is awful
Oh, Jesus.
I guess... Bowl?
Have we got a full colorless run yet?
Uh, I actually haven't.
it smells I heal good
oh god oh your basic attack is now a magic missile that scales with your
intelligence holy shit he's back holy fuck he's so bad he's so back dude
Hmm
Yeah
of
the
of
the
one
of
the
I wanted the money.
Thank you, Ficker.
Alright, so we can go to the bunker or the crater.
We don't have to go either particular way.
I'm tempted to go to the crater because Shimmer is amazing and I love going with Shimmer.
We could always go to the bunker because it's going to be a shit show, no matter what.
I like shimmer way too much.
point of doing Act 2 is for shimmer.
Well this will be interesting.
Wait it didn't put glass everywhere.
Bruh.
I feel cheated.
Also, there's a hummingbird.
I should have killed that.
Nice.
Nice.
Actually, he's dead, I'm trying not to go for him.
All right, so fire kind of makes this boss a joke
doing good in the last classer
alright
get some more HP there buddy. What do you got here? Kind of the first two attacks you
to receive each battle.
Gain two health permanently and heal for ten when this breaks.
That's kinda cool.
Save that for later.
Obsidian Chunk. That's a new item. What have we got?
melee attack this weapon gains plus two damage each time it's used damage reset to the end of the adventure
So it's kind of like the the gnarled claw but worse nice
of
All right.
Oh, okay.
All right, that dies on its turn.
That dies on its turn.
That's just these.
we can shoot that one teleport here, cross shot, and then the rest is just gonna die.
more intelligence.
Huh.
It's Payday.
Various coins, they scattered around.
Nice. Payday.
Extra coins in every battle.
It's a great thumb really well on cash.
Crater creepers.
I really can't throw it there.
of
the one each day
really
of
of
us
,
I'm not sure if it's worth it, but it's worth it.
Worth it.
Making our way through this place.
Ah, egg sack trap.
At this point, I'm tempted just to take the egg sack trap.
You find a tape recorder.
I listened to it.
Mmm, prepare yourself.
One strength, one dex.
Huge.
Nice.
Small meteor, dig up a rock.
Nice.
Hot lunch, spawn flaming meat.
Uh, Prey, Turnfoe, Blinding Light.
I'm gonna take Turnfoe with all this glass that's everywhere.
I feel like that'll be really good.
And give me the shimmer!
Alright.
So you have thorns and health, thorns and health, strength.
Let's see what we got now.
Oh my god.
You're supposed to be charmed.
That means don't come after me.
of
this
of
nice solid dude yeah fuck it there should have done that from the beginning
You're gonna lose your turn.
Fuck.
I didn't actually want to do that, but I have to.
All right.
God, these things are fucking annoying.
of
of
all that you can okay
please just die
I beg of you.
5 point palm exploding heart technique.
A melee attack that causes a unit to die at the end at the end of its next turn.
Wow.
That's actually kind of a sick ability.
Bosses fall asleep at the end of the turn instead.
I'm gonna take it.
Alright, what'd we get?
You got Dodge Chance, you got Health and Mana Regen while wet, I think you got more health,
and you got some luck.
Energy Transmitter.
transmitting everything. Look at that. Look at all that.
Oh, fucking kill me. I don't actually kill me, just metaphorically kill me.
That's actually kind of sick.
I had to be careful with this guy.
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
all right.
all right.
oh yeah. sure.
I like how you say oh that's how you kill them fast as if you have any control about
lining them up like that.
They're just blind and running in a random direction.
I don't think that's the right piece symbol.
No, it's not the right piece symbol.
You gain two intelligence.
You gain plus one reach.
You gain even more health.
Jesus, you have sixty...you have seventeen constitution!
And you gain some luck.
Uh, grog poop?
Who Dermuga Duh?
Duh Duh Duh Her!
Duh!
Let Kuna Dermunga Dababaiba!
Not sure what that did to you but...
He felt it.
Sad that he only takes one damage.
Wow
God he's got so much bleed on him
Nice. That actually works out.
Nice.
Alright.
up
now it's having new ones
from a blue should not have been a Jason two and when I decided to do that
nice
There we go dude.
Technique Sack Plus.
I get here soaked rag put on an adjacent unit or yourself that unit gets HP 5 HP regen and
mana regen until they wake up.
Alright, to the moon! Let's go, dude!
God, this one's gonna be such a shit show.
I
Nice.
You'll be fine.
of
the
I guess that just doesn't work on you, huh?
I guess that makes sense.
Also, I can't inflict madness or confusion on you either.
Very cool.
I can't apply any debuff to you. Okay.
Jesus.
Nice.
Uh, we're just gonna play a little heal party over here.
All my 700 HP tank is just immortal.
good. How the fuck? Someone explain to me why I can't.
Why can I not debuff UFOs, but I can give a spear a Bola.
Okay.
My torn tendon miscured, thank god.
Oh, that just looks like hell.
Holy.
the value of that one.
of
You can't do anything.
Oh my god, there's so many fighters.
Holy.
Allies can't trigger your traps.
Seems great.
Ooh, obelisk helmet.
Plus one barrier, gain two, range and luck when you kill something.
Stats obtained this way are lost when you take damage.
Mook?
Fugual.
I'm going to kill you.
Poopie mo go.
Okay, at least I can give you madness.
You can't really do anything.
Now, I didn't actually spawn anything.
I
and
Yeah, once got stuck on it right now.
No, my tank has a concussion.
What will he do without his intellect?
Alright.
I'm
Wow.
Another concussion.
Oh god.
Okay, I guess I'm back here now.
That is a lot of spiders.
How many of them will actually get to damage the boss?
Admiral Bathrooms god I'm not I'm ignoring your message I dare you a fucking dare you
Finger bone
mini moon nightmare hat if you kill three units you can attack an extra time
each turn and says kill three units that's insane
Haul Missile Plus.
Yeah, I'm not gonna use it this run, but that hat will be incredibly good later.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That was interesting.
of the
They all get random stats.
That's kind of funny.
Nice.
Good job.
She got even more HP, really.
Charming baby.
Inflict charm too on a random enemy.
Nice.
Oh, Brogan got splinters.
Nice.
You've lost your ability to have a gun.
That's fine.
I
All right
of
you die in a turn
Hell yeah, now I give all the spiders armor.
Beautiful.
That's my milk.
Even more speed.
Oh shit.
Soy milk basic attack cannot deal more than one damage you can attack two extra
times each turn that's kind of cool
eat the poop
Heal 5 HP when you damage poop at the start of your turn if you're near poop you automatically
move towards it and eat it.
Enchanting poop spawn a poop at the start of each battle.
Nice.
Alright, give me a good large meteor.
Plus one range.
That is pretty nice.
I like that one.
Actually, I think if you soy milk with your paw missile plus...
I'll give you a
a
two
to
two
to
two
to
two
to
two
Some would hide in there where we'd be
So long scared of me
I would hide in there
Somewhere below
So I could let it slip
I
Oh, you can't be buffing.
That's cool.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god, we did it. Finally.
I realize I could have done this from the very beginning.
I
We're getting there.
the
the
the
the
All right, we can move...here...there we go, smash him.
We can still churn foe that, get it away from us.
I'll get him.
99 bleed.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh
What died oh
The the bannie hunter like what spawned all the spider things
Oh, you fucker.
That's not what I wanted to do.
I think all we can really do is just try and prevent any more deaths.
Nice.
I'm giving plus three armor and then getting rid of plus three armor.
Alright, don't fuck me.
Why did that hurt me?
That shouldn't hurt me.
I
Shit we killed it
take a bay plus you can now learn jester soul nice and a human heart although that
Looks more like something else.
All right, to the rift.
Enter the rift.
I
What the fuck is this
I need to heal up.
the
right
go get it
Oh, fuck.
I didn't realize those could suck me up.
It's actually terrifying.
There we go.
Yeah, we got the chain reaction.
I
Okay
of
of
That was interesting.
More HP.
Fuck it, more HP.
Alright, what do we got?
I picked the lock.
Nice, I got a boxing turn.
It's actually pretty good.
Okay, that works.
now.
Now.
All right.
All right.
All right. Stunned you.
Alright, here's you with that, you're stunned, let's give them all armor, come over here,
put it on you
Pssst!
Not nice.
Nah, it's just that thing now.
I probably could've positioned myself better, but it's whatever.
Dang.
Host plus.
start to take spider web or parasites that it's your inventory you connect with
parasites freely now I takes damage move three tiles which is house damage and
attack it if you can't bouncer and Paul missile I'ma try it
That seems like a fun combo.
Alright, perfect furballs vs chaos.
Alright, we got Baru and Steven.
Okay, now he'll shoot him.
So let's make sure not to kill Dunn this time.
one shot
Really I can't hit you okay
Actually, you're already stunned.
of
,
and
you know it's funny because he takes no damage bouncer isn't doing anything
I'm just going to start prepping bombs.
Holy.
Okay.
And you're just going to continue to do nothing and let Blessing the Spirit carry us to victory.
All right, keep getting speed up and we have gun gun as a gesture nice
I
Doesn't count as I'm stepping in the trap
Okay, dude
all right. Let's get rid of all those chaos tiles.
I cannot believe you at all.
That's sad.
And the freeze continues to do nothing.
And all stats up for everybody.
Alright, nerf, nerf, nerf, nerf, nerf.
That does 3 damage.
Oh, looks like I have spread out.
Yep, spread out.
Oh, good.
Stunned myself because I'm an idiot.
Oh shit. Gun. Gun's having a bad time.
Somebody save gun.
Nice.
Nice
There we go.
Everybody keep getting all stats up.
Poor gun.
We're gonna probably need to use our mana now.
Oh, we reflect projectiles right now.
That's fucked up.
And then I use a fucking projection, like a dumbass.
Alright, heal gun.
Live.
Oh, coming the wrong way to actually heal you.
Poor guy.
Okay, I should have just used...
...Safety Dance.
Safety Dance would have made more sense.
Oh, you got nine thorns, holy fuck.
I
Hit that I can't really put down any traps either
You can't hurt me.
You can't hurt him though.
Oh, fuck, I really want to attack you with that?
Not really.
He's gonna reflect projectiles again so I can't attack with my ranger this is kind of fucked
Yeah! Good idea!
Well, we're curing.
This is actually going worse than its first try.
Surprisingly having a jester that couldn't do anything and covering the floor with glass makes things harder
Weird I know
I'll save you gun
of
I got 19 damage in.
I'll take it.
Oh, shit.
So close to dying.
Adrenaline!
What are you even adrenaline even doing?
Ah, more crit chance.
Oh, and there's no crit. It feels good.
I'm trying to land!
Open the wounds!
Yeah!
Holy fuck!
What is this emote?
I'll do this is a perfect email every time a cat dies
Not damn
Hunters monocle clown make up
Nice
Clown make a triple the effects of your head armor
Triple
Interesting
Well, I have to loot it
Oh, that's it?
A piece of scrap?
No, it's barbed scrap.
That's kinda cool.
Also, it's the scrap set bonus and the barbed set bonus at the same time.
scrap. That's actually really sick. The perfect herbals return home. Oh God, not the sorting.
the sorting
All right
I
All right, I think that's good
I really like bellybutton, like getting a kill for one health regen doesn't really
turn into a whole lot, you know what I mean?
It's like, cool, you killed an enemy.
Here's one health regen.
Thanks for the nuke, that's not the right piece symbol.
Damn, that was like that movie diehard.
Those paws must look like ground beef.
it because check this out I fixed the cannon turns out the fire button was
stuck down with dry blood anyway I marked it fixed take it
shoot a glass ball anywhere that's kind of cool
W is locked.
Let's keep leveling up butch.
Nope.
All right, what do we do?
Flesh Golem.
You and all your allies lose 10 HP.
Summon a Flesh Golem with one random spell.
for skiing.
The outlast hit, blessed.
Holy shit, look at their stats.
Look at that, doll parts.
We're getting close. We're slowly breeding perfect cats. I'm marking you. As soon as
I remember how to do that.
Oh, there we go.
This one.
Kushinde.
Christian does really good.
Alright.
Alright, chat.
Alright chat.
I got a call for today.
I got stuff to do.
I know.
I got stuff to do chat.
And I got stuff to do, Chet.
It's unfortunate, but it's the way it must be done.
It's the way it must be done.
Thanks, everyone, for hanging on out, y'all been awesome.
I will see you all again tomorrow for even more.
even more eugenics. Thanks for hanging.