AdmiralBahroo
We are BEATING Act 3 today and then unlocking whatever comes after that
02-19-2026 · 10h 37m
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Let's get this whole thing going, shall we?
just jump right into it. I'm ready.
Let's pop that out, move that over there.
Grab you, expand,
take this, close it.
Then we flip this, move that switch over there,
Move that. Open this up.
Bada-boom.
All right. I am ready for some Mugenics gaming.
Good morning, everybody. How y'all doing?
Let me tweet out the stream.
We are good to go.
And then we are good to go
I don't know what to do with it.
I've done it again a new invention appears this one will change the world listen up
ready for the best invention ever the princess had technically it's a hand but people like
you don't know that word. Pop that thing on someone's head and they instantly start acting
like a helpless woman. The secret is it's filled with the brain of a helpless woman.
Go try it out. It's hilarious.
Princess hat plus 10 armor fragile
equipped cat cannot use any actions except move nice
face.
Literally an escort quest.
Alright, well.
Let's do it.
Minus two movement, but water does not slow down movement.
That's kind of interesting.
Alright.
what the fuck mutation do you have 25% chance to spawn a charmed flying stern nice so who
Who do I bring as the princess?
Probably a druid.
Because that way I at least have their bird.
Right?
I'll at least have the bird.
And we'll bring a healer who can blow a kiss.
get in. Alright. So you're gonna be my princess. What you got? Heavy shot. Fire punch punch
face. Familiar as you spawn have plus three health regen and 10 max health. Your trinket
passive effects are doubled. Prayer. Okay. Trinket passive effect is doubled. Is there
Is there anything I can really put in a trinket slot?
I can go soy milk and then attack like a bunch of times, I don't think that's going
to do anything.
Uh...
I could use the whistle.
It's actually not bad.
Yeah, let's take the whistle.
And since you're just kind of being a princess and whatever, let's put you over here.
Give our fighter some brace.
Brace to two health regen units that contact you or knock back two tiles.
That's Brace 4, which is kinda nuts.
Does DNA multiplier double that?
To make it like...just ridiculous Brace?
bite all right we'll do that let's request item quest item is an interesting one basically
They can't attack like at all.
All right, and then what headpiece?
Actually, we can just make it so our physical attacks can't miss.
That's actually huge.
And then we don't really have any hats.
All right, let's lock it in
All right, let's see what we got here going through the alleyway. Yo, Karen, see you. Thanks for subbing dude. Appreciate that
Holy shit.
Charmed Amoeba.
Come over here.
Hell yeah.
Ah, that's not actually ranged.
Damn.
Alright, over here.
Uh, that does not spawn too.
Well, it doubles the effects of my passive and trinket.
It does not heal too.
Oh.
But I get to control them?
That's kinda cool.
And you just sit there and pass your turn.
That was actually a really solid build.
Nice.
I
Can't you attack. Oh your bird can't attack either
Well, at least I get two tanks for the price of one, you know
That is kind of wild though
Can they collect they can but their speed is really bad, so
See what we got here zealot ponder
ponders not bad
I'll take it up in Lunes though, just so we have a damaging attack.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it, dudes.
fell thanks for getting a sub appreciate that they're generous to sport we got a
lot of money over there
gotta get some speed
I just got a hat.
Don't get a maggot.
it's wild to me that the like they can't really do anything you are actually
relegators just picking up garbage go get it maggot
Honestly, might have considered taking ponder just to give more HB.
Not having a movement based ability is kind of a ruin of my churns.
pick things up with a melee attack? Yeah, I know.
Juiced, your movement range is doubled. Meteor slam.
I'd take meteor slam because like
yeah.
We got a hard hat. That's pretty decent.
Glowing flask. I like how we're still finding new items.
Kill 5 HP, this refills at the end of each battle. 3 uses left. Oh, shit, it's literally an Estus.
Nice.
Pull up the knife.
I still have never been able to pull up this knife.
Prop spell stick time to charge it. Alright.
I'll come over here.
I'll take you out.
Nice. Good damage on round one.
There you go.
I figure we're panning.
Got him to movement abilities.
All right, end your turn.
Poor tank.
Always losing their turn.
Okay, we got a heavy shot ranger.
shot never miss ranger picked a rain walk
Nice.
Kill that one, and then she, uh, heavy shot the rock.
Oh, you can open with the money nice I
Like that bird
All right, never mind understood buddy
Is that mom's knife from the wall and still hasn't got the G check for it?
Yeah, I haven't.
So literally nothing I take here matters.
Because they're full princess.
Ooh, biggest stick.
Meow.
Mele attack with plus three reach, 12 uses left.
That's very nice.
I'll take poop.
No.
You got some PCP. Oh, yeah, love PCP
Why would you have a normal difficulty run? We're doing a side quest right now where our druid currently has a princess hat on and
They
They cannot attack like at all they can't attack at all
And so I'm saving my own sanity and not trying to do heart mode while doing
side quests. You know? That's my current goal. He pooped out PCP? Of course. Where else
do you think PCP comes from?
Uh, ranged medic is insanely good.
Love ranged medic.
Everything's on fire.
Very nice.
How many hours and what percent are you at?
I'm at 96 hours and I'm currently at 70%.
Take aim, spotters, mage soul, tower defense, tick tower defense.
nice one demon i was trying to think of something to actually do for pcb um we can just go ahead
and hit him right off the bat which i say we just go ahead and do i had so much brace
Anyway, so multi knife nice
the
the
the
the
Alright, punch you, take my sippies, be a myself.
Funny side effect of this combo, the cleric can no longer heal the ranger.
True.
Ooh, math is huge.
That's actually insanely good.
Cause now I can actually use my meteor slam on round one.
play through still or no? Yeah. You think I'm starting my second play through? Already
working on that second save file? Jump up to two tiles. I see not even that much.
Swiper here tell that one tell that one tell that one
Grab some money
No you up
And y'all can't do anything
I'm not gonna lie, I thought that would actually kill it.
I just finished Act 3 on hard thinking that was it, but turns out now there's another
difficulty after that, yyyyyyup.
I'll take poison ivy so the bird just does stuff now why don't we give the
princess a never-stown excellent question
oh good they have an eating disorder
Kill that one. Fire Punch that one.
this. All right, uh, shoot you, shoot you.
What's the difficulty after that?
I don't know what difficulty they have afterwards, but I actually know the name of it.
What's this run for?
This run is currently for a side quest that we are currently doing.
Lovejack, thanks for the Prime, appreciate that.
Did I get another cat?
Oh god, Cancreeper.
I don't like you Cancreeper.
I don't like you.
come over here I almost had it there
check if you catch that
all right let's terrain walked over here
Have you shot regular hit regular hit regular hit
Hey, we have an extra cat nice can't do anything though
You can't do anything you just sit there
Beautiful.
I have three daddy sharks in the caves and I know you can get that many daddy sharks in the cave.
Attempted just to take even more, just so I hit even harder. Yep, I'm gonna do it.
And we're getting more PCP, baby.
speed
Nice
All right
All right, come over here.
All that braces really doing all my shit.
I'm gonna say all that Brace is really doing work.
And we got another Brace item.
I'm really starting to appreciate like the value of having just high Brace, you know?
Like when you have high Brace you just stop all damage from coming through.
It actually feels really nice.
furniture box. Got some seed bombs. I'm not really going to use those.
Bracenthorn are underrated. Yeah. I would agree with that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Okay, I'm going to go back to the game.
You and your allies move towards the nearest enemy, blind light, eye for an eye.
Eye for an eye.
Ranger and fighter just clearing house every turn.
Yeah, that's kinda how it is.
Like, honestly, it's like really hard to play without a Ranger, you know what I mean?
Because like, Ranger just kind of makes...
Ranger can just like, usually remove like one or two enemies from the board on the first turn.
Okay, he's in a good spot.
Now we get heavy shot, regular shot, regular shot, heavy shot.
Alright, a framer by himself almost killed the first boss.
Alright, let's give you a heal.
Oh
of
and
of
nice, let's push you away, you come over here
Okay, actually wait, can you train walk to over here?
There we go.
the
death
of that
I
Exit with the bird here because I can soak the attacks
You can't do anything
Nice.
There's a favorite class in Eugenics, not based on strength.
The thing is that I'm going to immediately want to say, like the thing is I'm going to
I don't want to say that my favorite is going to be one that's based on the strength, right?
Because it's real, like, every run has a ranger, like rangers is my favorite class, yes they
are the strongest class, but everyone's got a ranger in it, and I don't think that's ever
going to change.
Being honest, I don't think that is going to change.
Baton fighters.
Just look at that.
Fuckin' every enemy dead.
I prefer Major Baranger personally.
I can't, like, I cannot use...
I truly, I can't use it, okay?
I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you.
I can't use that class very well.
I just can't.
I don't know what it is.
Very nice, and he dead.
Have a shot under you, regular shot, have a shot under you, regular shot, bomb.
And I love that our extra cat here has a range attack so we can just give the attack to the
ranger.
Alright, you can't do anything.
Bird runs away.
They saw too much action.
They knew what was coming.
it Medus. I actually could have done something there.
I think the main thing that makes the Rangers so good is mostly due to the fact that they
have a lot of good synergy with themselves.
A lot of abilities that they have just sort of work without needing much setup.
Set a bear trap.
sets a bear trap. Do damage. It does damage. No, I've got to do that last. Heard. Actually,
Let's be honest, it was gonna...
...faggin...
Nice.
Let's toss that to ya.
Uh, no one needs any healing.
There you go, catch that.
Very nice.
Uh, just sitting that tall grass.
Oh no, my ranger.
that's fine
Take a sip of juice.
Perk breeding is a very legitimate strategy.
I actually find stats to be more important than perks.
Like if everybody has high speed, you know what I mean?
Holy shit, Fire Punch Plus with scaling if you're string, that's kind of nuts.
Like if everybody has high speed you just have more options just because people can move
around the map.
So yeah, true. Everybody having high vitality is another, like, really good one.
No.
No.
Thanks, you're fearful.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
No!
He's so scared.
No.
Damn, he's got six spear on him.
Welp.
Take my sippy juice.
stick prayer plus rainbow remote huge she licks her wounds but they will not heal
You have five cats? Yeah, we picked up a stray.
What's stealing my mana? Reaper.
From spin attack to opportunity units that kills its allies.
Oh, tombstone, turn into mana.
There we go.
I'm on over.
Yeah, toss the Reaper on over, perfect, because we're going to kill him first.
of
the
Of course the last one crits, c'mon dude.
Purified food, delicious.
Give him an extra attack.
Yeah, you're so slow.
Probably either of these can even get over.
They can't.
They're just free kills.
I got a rocket launcher from that.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, rocket launcher.
I cast normal missile.
Uh, tomorrow's yesterday to day, thanks for 7.
I got, what'd you get?
You got a parasite.
Foggies.
Huge.
Put on the relic.
Give me another furniture box all right
Nice.
Yeah, lucky Amoeba.
Let's give you another shout out.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's give you another shot.
We're just going to kill them very slowly.
of
may have to end up using the druid to like actually wait I think I've got him yeah there
There we go.
Oh
Yeah
lol
Oww
should've done a weak attack for that
oh god you are actually going to be kind of annoying to kill because you haven't asked us
Oh, damn it. I hate when I do that. I can click on the wrong fucking...
Here we go.
Here we go.
All I think I'm not a big fan of this fight is that I think it's the only fight in the
game you have to take the wound down.
There's no way to... around it.
Alright, that's the quest.
We don't really have to go throbbing domain, so...
Everybody here's already done kind of throwing domain on like hard mode, so we're just going
to head home.
Nice.
So if you ever figure that out, let me know.
All right, um, I think now is honestly a good time to get rid of some of these items that
I'm genuinely not even using, rather than just being like, all right, let's get rid
of, you know, mislany of shit.
But there's so much stuff that I just want it all.
This has so many fucking things to eat me.
I don't know what this cat's like in the dark.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
baby jack
actually we didn't hang on
yeah, because i need to fight
Thank you!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Alright, toss you up there.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
the
face complete the princess side quest of the pot of yellow bulb
Wow.
Love this song.
Alright.
Six days and then we get to fight.
Anyway, uh, so here's how this works.
First up, find yourself a stud.
This is a Fun Stay.
Look at his stats. He's got seven in pretty much every single stat.
And so I have put him in this room filled with a whole bunch of cats.
All female. So he just, he just fucks like crazy.
And then you want to have, you want to just fill the room with as much stimulation and as much comfort as possible.
of
a
Oh, nice.
Oh, and they have Thrilled the Hun, and, holy shit, might be a new stud.
Belger might be a new stud for me.
But somehow they're not inbred.
So they will become the new stud.
And make more inbreds.
Uh, Bingley?
Nah, you're kind of shit.
I don't like low charisma.
Like Locoresma is one of the worst things.
Uh, the poop, the peep, the poop, the end, the poem.
Sonsite table, baby whale aquarium, I'll grab these, grab the cat couch, grab the poem
as well.
know what you're gonna need it. Alright. End of the day.
Oh, somebody grew old and tired.
Bitky. Good old Bitky. Love ya. What we got here? Peppa? Let me Peppa. And into the
garbage.
I don't know if you can put stuff on there.
Not bad. Okay.
Changes things.
I don't know where that catcouch is going.
Put the pump down.
Put it in here.
Alright, what do we got?
You got good stats, I'll keep ya.
Dev?
Yeah, you're good
Low res
Good to be nice
What you got encore flower feet
and brothers fuck
All right time for a new side quest
I've done it again new invention
All right now listen up listen up
I'm going to get a new watch here take mine I call it the stop watch it's a little it's
a little timer I invented to keep you on task it gives you five seconds to do something
And if you don't, it just takes over your brain.
I think it'll be very helpful.
Give it a try.
Okay, so it's ADHD, but for everybody.
That's not that bad of a quest.
Especially if I'm playing.
Take it to the throbbing domain.
You have five seconds to make decisions and battle,
otherwise cats will act randomly.
That's honestly not even that bad of a quest.
All right, let's take you
All right, let's do it.
Let's do this quest.
All right, so, Belger, we're going to go ahead and make you a ranger, and you've got Thrill
the Hunt, so we're just going to make, hopefully, a super ranger here.
We do need a tank.
Who's best tank?
Honestly, probably you.
Make you a tank.
Make you a rogue.
Everybody's kind of done Throbbing Domain, oh, it's just kind of whatever.
Like a necromancer.
Yeah.
Alright, so we need to stop watch. You have five seconds to make decisions and battle.
What could go wrong? Also, we have the used princess hat, which is just six block. It's
not terrible at all. We'll give you the monocles so you can't miss. We'll give you a bonus
attack and we'll give you a crit chance seems good for your ring even the purple
drink for your weapon whatever maybe the hero infinity seems good what you get
blood geyser and infected. When you down a unit, reanimate it with 50% HP. You also have blood geyser
and 32 HP. So really, you just want a way to heal yourself, so I might actually end up giving you the drink.
So that's like...
This takes damage equal to half your HP, so I actually don't want to...
I mean we can't use armor to kind of mitigate that first blast, you know?
See if there's anything else I can put on here. Spells cost minus one mana.
It does make Sully better, but I think we're going to go full armor here
for the glowing flask so you can heal yourself a whole bunch.
next good for you you're just gonna take some items I'll give you a callus as
well and a never stone give you butchers cleaver poison nail throw a nail that
inflicts poison and ignore shields burgle your basic attack gains a coin when
deals damage nice so we got a little bit of corpa here let's give you the lucky coin purse so
you'll get luck every time you do damage with your basic so that'll be really nice
I feel like you can honestly use the chip because that'll lower the mana cost quite a bit
And then...
There you go, any necklace?
Yeah, take that.
Bring the rocket launcher!
You never know when you're gonna need a rocket launcher.
Then we'll give you the biggest stick.
You can't be too stingy with weapons.
Don't forget the stopwatch.
That way have it.
Don't we?
Alright, let's take it off.
I took it off.
Uh...
There you go.
Give it to you.
Alright, lock it in.
Alright, lock it in.
Yeah, you get it to go.
All right, lock it in.
Nice, you've got heavy shot.
I actually look at what ability the Ranger ended up getting.
Nice.
This is going to be interesting.
Guys like normal are hard.
Uh, let's see, marked on a unit.
Kill anything. Persistent hunt's honestly really good.
Persistent hunt is just
fucking solid. I chose normal.
I like doing normal for quests because quests can get
They can go sideways real fast, you know what I mean?
Is the AI stupid?
Uh, yes, very.
Especially if they're under your control.
Okay, he dies.
Sweetie forward.
really flop. Yeah. Oh wait, that's mine. I knew that. Yeah, we currently have the
the ADHD effect.
All right, bring him on in.
Uh, Zap Chakram's outskirts.
You can even move an ability, so let's take outskirts here.
Having like a movement, having like a movement ability is pretty much key.
I'm going to ignore it.
I don't think we're going to get much out of that.
Fortunately, it's the Ranger.
Cause like when you see an event, you have to remember five is like five is baseline.
So if you're uh...
Come over here poison nail hit them
Get hit and then you come here Cleaver
Meponder bunch of
Some over here
Blood geyser
Bye bye.
Let's see what we got here.
I'm gonna eat blood, dig up the dead, catnap, whisper.
None of these I really care about.
Oh, kind of whatever.
I guess I'll dig up the dead.
Because it does, uh, the upgraded version is actually usable.
Tom Tom scary
I didn't really need to do that.
Nice.
I've got a poison nail on you.
here. What is the name again?
Like Estus.
Kill it.
They all have the ADHD debuff?
Mm-hmm when you kill a unit refresh your movement action when behind an enemy your
Attack becomes a shank that hits your melee attack that hits twice. It's like shank. I think actually we can use shank shanks really good
Got more mushrooms got lead shoulder pads
Charm the white rabbit
Oh, broken paw and took five damage.
That was with 8 Charisma too.
Let's come over here.
Over here.
Get you
That was a little overkill
Why is he clicking with the items?
Because I can't ever remember the key bindings.
When you're down spawn demon kitten familiar, when you inflict a debuff to an enemy, inflict
that same debuff to another random enemy.
It's like Spreadsorrow, honestly not bad.
So here's the thing, it's like, I don't really use key bindings, I mostly just click on the
abilities because it's not like I'm playing like a hero shooter where I know pressing
My cue is gonna shoot a rocket every time. You know what I mean?
Like, my key binding does something different.
Take a split shot. A split shot is fucking nasty.
also makes it easier to follow as a viewer actually should have done this
this instead. Probably should not have actually gone there.
Yeah, we should have done the marked first.
poor ADHD debuff. Just fulking me up, mate. Just come over here. Backstab, slice.
Maybe here, plebeia, itchia, ponder, if you guys.
So stop what takes an action even if you don't do any or just end the turn.
It will do the AI will do any remaining actions that are possible.
Also broken paws kind of whatever for you so it doesn't really matter.
I mean we can shoot you already have 17 fucking decks, god damn.
Probably take intelligence just so you can do more heavy shots.
I'm going to go sewers because I just don't like going to the boneyard, I'll be honest.
The eye dodge every single attack cat is more annoying than it's worth.
We will uh, bring it back over here.
Damn, can't actually hit anything.
Nice.
Heavy shot hits for so fucking much.
Ranger casually killing the entire encounter.
It's usually like how it goes, dude.
Ranger just kind of kills everything.
It's just how he rolled.
Uh, persistent water element.
Also there's a chance of lightning.
Oh god.
Lightning strike in the sewers is actually going to be kind of a nightmare.
Oh wait for them
Drinky drinky
got him.
can give you more speed.
odd remote.
did you just do this on hard?
nah we're on normal right now.
Did you do this on hard? No, we're on normal right now.
Awww.
Our Ranger got food poisoning, thankfully it's only an attempt debuff, not a major affliction.
Rat King.
Okay, let's go outskirts, immediately start with a stab.
region right off of that nice
And then Cleaver.
Let's do that to get a kill.
Oh.
Come on.
Hey, why are you running?
You're not allowed to run.
Nice, he dies on his turn.
We'll just pick up the Fanny.
Dig up some zombies!
Beautiful.
Furnal Servitude, Trade Life, Leeches, I guess we'll take Leeches, Moa Leeches, I don't think I've seen this Mushroom, Purple Mushroom, Mage Attack and Influence Confusion too, that's not bad.
Ame on a unit on your next turn, shoot a projectile that always crits and ignores shields at that
unit.
Neat.
Hail of Nails looks really fun though.
I don't really fuck with Halo Nails.
So I don't think it's an intentional interaction, but I think I have no noticed a small
we'll call it bug with infinity arrow melee attack with high crit gives you
kidneys, blur, stalk, slice. Slice actually pretty really good. No, I'm not taking furniture
and I immediately regret not taking the furniture. Pick the lock with 18 decks. You've got a
grenade hell yeah see the thing is is that your next basic attack has plus
five range 100% crit chance make sure shielding can't miss it also increases
like like you get that plus five range right but the thing is the plus five
range goes away if you use a basic attack but it doesn't go away if you use
persistent hunt and heavy shots. So it stays with you. I'm just gonna let them come to me.
me. So like if I do arrow of infinity and now I can mark him, kill him, mark him, kill
that one. And then that's all you got.
Nice.
Oh
Not enough to kill the bird
Dang it
No, I wanted to kill the bird
Heavy shot plus.
You don't really need heavy shot plus.
This heavy, it's honestly already good as is.
I'll take Hail of Nails, 70% chance to miss.
There's a lot of ways to get around that.
Oh, you don't find anything interesting.
Morris
Give you some leeches give you some leeches give you some leeches give you some more leeches
Okay
Come over here on their knock you back
So now we can go ahead
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Do you have good cat's level effects, the kittens they have, playing with just base steps or what?
I don't think levels matter now.
Mutations matter more than anything else
Oh, wow blood guys are plus makes it an AoE attack
I want to try that out
I am beard thanks for subbing dude appreciate that
finally free
let's try this now oh my god
dude blood guys are super OP now i love it
kill that one kill that one finish off that one
of the
damn slice plus is free the first time you use it
action economy baby
off of red and blue
took three damage, damn
it's over here
Oh shit!
There were extras!
Damn.
No way.
Throw the hunt plus.
At the end of each battle if you have it, you gain plus one range for every five decks
you have. Yep. We'll just take that one.
Examine the money oh boy big slime all right let's go outskirts
Slice for free, hit you, slice again, come on over.
Let's also not forget that bird.
Alright.
Skill of Ergon.
Put that on you.
Nice.
I'm never gonna get a chance to actually use...
I'm never gonna get a chance to actually use Hail of Nails.
of
Shank plus hits three times.
Oh shit.
Your back stabs are always critical.
kind of notes. I think I got to take back Denver. Actually, I'll just take shank. Just take
shank plus because every time I gather a coin I get yeah I just get money anyway
I don't know if that was the only enemy left, but there's still one on the top left.
Did you have even more dexterity?
No, you actually want speed so you can go sooner.
jar. That's a new item. When your body is destroyed, this item is recovered and permanently gains the ability to summon a ghost copy of you.
That's actually kind of that has that has synergy because if you think about it, that's a way to technically get a high level cat
into your later stages.
like imagine you have a okay imagine you have a cracked out Ranger you you get
them killed at the end of the adventure put them in a soul jar and now you have
a cracked out Ranger that you can summon from the very beginning but only for two
runs I mean so good I mean how many runs is a crack that range are gonna be able
to go on zero
Oh
Rock my paw
Why is Snapple not leveling up?
I give him a Never Stone.
I guess I'll have more charisma.
Super Hero Mask is really fucking good.
Can you remove the Never Stone?
Yeah, you can take it off if you want to start help.
Ouch.
Disfigured.
Got another furniture box. I'll take it.
Oh. Okay.
So, here's the thing. Top left.
This mockingbird. Always make sure you kill those. They have a chance of dropping really
good loot.
Nice.
I can almost kill you on the turn you show up on
Now
I will say this is probably one of the hardest bosses on heart mode
like seriously this is one of the hardest bosses on hard mode because the way hard mode works is
that I have to pause for the timer bosses will have a random modifier associated with them
which is whatever the problem is is that because they're an elite they will give that modifier to
the spiderlings as well I had one that last time we had one where the boss gave
himself one barrier which not a big deal right but it became a problem very
quickly. Because then everything started having barrier. Southskirts over to here.
of
this
and
hail and nails on bosses
Jesus
Sigmur XPS of blood geyser hits even harder
Why is your ranger critting so often?
Because he's a ranger and rangers have high luck.
Alright, uh...
Ah.
Ah, these guys can give parasites.
Yeah.
got them. Oh yeah. Body flop under that one.
Alright, let's outskirt straight here.
Kill that one. Move over here.
free slice onto that, outskirts to here, get you in the nail, eww, come over here and then
We give you some leeches.
Let's do persistent hunt on you.
Guaranteed that crit.
Oh nice, I got a really good helmet.
I got another brace helmet, which makes me happy.
spot a coin. Virgil plus. Triple nails.
This will take Virgil plus. Make some money.
Uh, Snapple finds grotesque mound of guts, heaped in a large pile.
They eat them. That sounds like Rangers a must take. Do you feel like that's an
issue? Is it a must take?
I mean it kind of like the thing is is that it's like hard to really say dude
hard to really say you don't really need to have it just makes things a hell of a
lot better. Drinka. The fact that this also puts fear too on everything as well makes
this so fucking valuable. I feel like no idea dude. Alright. It's heavy shot that one. Heavy
shot that one. Really? Alright, fine dude. That's the last time I let you have that.
Because I mean, you can complete runs. It's really just how slow do you want
to have to take combat? I think that's the real question that it comes down to,
because how slow do you want to have to be?
y'know?
god I have so much money
get 22 extra fucking lot, Jesus
uh
leeches
leeches
leeches
leechin
So many of these things.
Okay, kill that one.
We'll mark you. Guarantee the kill.
Come in over here.
Kill that one.
Well, we have now our little baby cloths. I have to kill
Look at those calluses this is why I love callus. It's like the best dragon
It's like the best cursed item in the game
When you input the debuff, it's like that same debuff to other two random enemies.
All right, let's go ahead and do outskirts come over to here triple hit
of
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
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Oh, wow.
Not for here.
You leech.
Summon. Oh, beefy leech.
Take it.
Holy.
All right, that's all we can do there.
There you go.
More leeches.
More leeches.
More leeches.
And with the stick, move away.
more leeches okay so let's see this damage now holy fuck 90 damage for one
attack good god
Oh nice, I can outskirts to over here, slice him.
That's all you got.
Alright, you can only move up, grab a penny.
Let's outskirts to over here, go melee attack, outskirts to over here, grab that, now move
to over here, hit him again, good outskirts right next to him but I can't do anything
so it doesn't matter.
Let's move you over here. It's Blood Geyser again.
Let's move over here. Let's go Arrow of Infinity.
20 damage. 40 damage.
That's all you got buddy. You tapping out already after 40 come on man
Split shot plus
Hunter's boon is actually really cracked a bit of a passive as well
Especially if you have like heavy shot. I got another monocle. It's fucking go dude spider hat has been unlocked
Let's see who wants to loot the body. Oh
Oh, it's the guy who's level one. Nice.
Oh, loot the corpse. Try your best.
If you die, you die. If you don't, well,
appreciate you.
Good luck, buddy.
Damn.
maybe unequip every character before looting
oh it's so tedious though. Martin, thanks for subbing
all right now spend 10 years looting
I
I'm going to mention something.
that I put in my storage will get shuffled back over here to the right side after missions,
which is rather annoying.
We need to destroy a corp sponsor, spiderlings.
I wasn't too thrilled with the melee weapon there.
All right, let's see.
Um, Mazia?
Yeah, you have pretty good stats.
Theo?
Yeah, you're pretty fun.
Belger? Yeah, we're definitely keeping you.
Wow, you look frazzled. What happened? Oh yeah, the stopwatch thing. Well, I guess you tested it out then.
While you were gone, I discovered that if you just hold it upside down and click it, it actually causes time to stutter.
That's science talk for an extra turn. It still has its issues, but never look a gift horse in the mouth, right?
You or a target unit takes an AI controlled bonus turn. Okay.
Once per battle.
That's actually not bad. It's only once per battle though. It's kind of whatever.
Just another fucking weapon I'm never gonna use. I have so many goddamn weapons.
So many fucking weapons please help me. I got nothing there.
Meteor Crash.
Alright, let's pass four days.
Oh, Divas suffered a broken leg.
Which one's diva?
Eh, not really good diva.
Uh, cabbage.
M-Majima?
No, you can't pull.
Ash fur...
That's a big, big graph.
Bebe.
Damn, Bebe.
Uh...
All right, three more days.
Up!
Morlaka!
And Fonte Evolve.
Hell yeah!
stud got a new mutation. He got strength down, health up. Love it. Potentially, but no.
Let's see what we got here.
Mr. Meowskers, maybe you're pretty good.
Zach?
Zach, you have depression.
Yo, Dr. Beanie, I'm sure that'll cure your depression.
Two Meowsers, you're pretty good.
Aldrin, you got borrowed time, we need to go.
I've done it again!
Now listen up, who's ready for a new quest?
Check out what I found.
It looks like simple dice, but it has a faint glow to it in the dark.
I actually found it in your house while you were out on an adventure.
Look familiar?
No?
Okay, good.
The deja vu is still in effect.
I have no idea what it does, but give it a test run and report back.
Mysterious dice.
The team level up options are complete chaos.
Nice.
Take it to the caves.
Frog?
No, your speed's too low.
Bloober?
No.
Frankie?
Yeah, you're really good.
Elfo? Nah, speaks too low.
Ooh, basic attacks will ignore shield and inflict weakness.
Wait, basic attacks ignore shield and apply weakness with high range.
God, you're moderately inbred, but that's okay.
You're a great cat.
Little inbreeding never hurt anybody.
You send you over metamount she
I've got it again
Listen up when I was little I was very sick
My mom would keep me inside so I didn't catch cold and give me copious amounts of pills to keep me healthy.
But even with all her care, she still said I was too sick to play outside.
Can you believe it? This body was once frightable.
But that's when I came up with my first invention. I call it the Bubble Boy. Try it out.
It's honestly pretty fun to use. The air quality eventually goes bad, but the bouncing aspect is worth it.
Also, don't get sick or my mom might come out with her needles and rectal for up thermometers. Whoo spooky
All right, what's this new bullshit item?
Side quest
All units rebound with knockback five on contact. Oh
Everybody has knockback
Nice
Oh, we have a dead cat.
All right.
10 decks.
Dev will bring you in.
I'm not sure.
Alright, let's do it.
Oh, we have an extra Ranger this round.
Huge.
We're gonna make you a ranger
And I'll make you a ranger as well to double ranger which goes well with the knockback bullshit
I'm gonna have you be the tank because you've got bark skin and bark skin is really good
and then who else am I taking
Oddly enough, the butcher actually has not gone to...actually, I don't want to do any
like...I want to do any classes that's actually going to have to deal with that...like, knock-back
bullshit.
Fuck it, bring the jester, why not?
All right, let's see what you got. You got rubber arrows and magic dart. Huge tactical retreat.
Goad, rock aspect. Holy shit, you're a crazy tank. You got gravity falls.
You got tricky traps.
All right, our jester is for once not terrible.
So, we will go ahead and give you some Brace.
I actually want to use up the worn items and then use up that stick.
You're gonna be the better Ranger.
We have another monocle.
I'm just gonna give you a vision plug-in.
Uh...
A tire.
You know, like, yarn items.
There we go.
Let's give you Bubble Boy.
You can just try to corkspon Spiderlings, some cool glasses, or Superhero.
hero actually could be pretty good. Alright quest bot, go get it. And then Jester, what
you want. Give me the rocket launcher we will need to use up all the charges.
my dice plus bubble because I don't think it's actually going to be too bad of a I genuinely
don't think it's going to be too bad.
How I'm almost tempted to do a third quest, like that's how I'm kind of feeling almost.
Although wait, this needs to go, actually no, these two need to go to the cave so I can't
do spider inject here
okay let me give you that
all right looks good
Logging in. All right we're doing two quests. Uh, Wabbit Earth 30 thanks for the
Prime, Grand Corpse Moron thanks for that Prime as well. Can you take the case
quest make sure to wear the reroll dice to reroll the items? Got you. I want more
I would do that. I wish I could get more dice. Also holy shit it feels so nice to
able to actually like nice excited for that one
of
I'm just at a range.
A melee attack would knock back the hits two tiles away from you.
The spells range increased by one each time you used it on the same turn.
That's kind of cool.
Please, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
Oh, goody.
See what we got here.
Spin?
Probably don't want that.
Ooh, dude, zombie science?
You can see everything.
Minus that restrictions are ignored.
Nice.
Is this the famed bubble challenge?
Yes it is.
So what is causing you to like...
fucking do that. Did I hate it? Please, the bubbles.
Fuck yeah.
Yo, and then he said, the challenge won't be that bad.
Can you believe it?
True Sight, you and your allies can't miss enemies within your line of sight.
Interesting.
Blast. Game random stats. Full heal.
I think true site. Seems pretty good.
I'm good fog
My question is, what is causing it to infinitely loop like that?
you know like what's causing the loop knockback stacks gotcha
Nice, I got some bird seed.
Nice.
Immortal leeches.
When a unit you inflicted leeches with dies loses leeches, your next basic attack inflicts
that many additional leeches.
unfortunately doesn't do a whole lot we have scattershot plus
out
Nice
I need some heals.
Nice, you have Trample.
Good.
My tank is literally useless.
Might as well take Poodre Plus, just spawn some random shit, you know?
Hope for the best, really.
Who would have taken a healer instead?
I should have.
Energy drink.
Gain dex and speed.
Wow.
What a weapon.
Aw, damn.
No mana.
out
That's funny.
You just keep spawning poters.
The fact that you already have enough creativity is kind of nuts.
Replicate, your next spell is cast twice.
Or full heal plus stats, you know, I'm going to take the full heal plus stats up.
Can you replicate the replicate?
You can.
It's not as good as you think it is after me
Big Bork skin plus.
that's not the position I wanted you to be in
I'll be right back that will be my first scum I am officially a
a bitch. All right, first one's free.
Hey, it's me, Steven, you may know me from such games time.
Fuck the end is now you're binding a biotic from here on out.
You probably gonna remember me as Mr. Resetti guy.
Yeah, I'm here cause I can see you're fucking with the game save.
Or maybe you just accidentally exited during combat.
Sure.
Sadly, there are consequences to messing with fate.
Now I'm here to dish them out.
Maybe I'll burn your house down.
Or kill your parents!
Oh, seriously, I'll dish out IRL curses.
Like those ones that someone calls you 3AM.
Then Bloody Mary comes out of the mirror and kills you.
It's like that, but worse, because this is real, real.
They break it down the rules.
John messaged the game save during combat each run.
You get one pass, one chance, one oopsie doer.
After that, the gloves are off and I just start coming through the monitor
and shaking a brain, making a brain slushie.
Understood?
You want to save an exit without seeing me?
Let's do it from the map or whatever.
See you soon.
Oh, right.
I always used to say I subbed to no bitch, but then Bauer made me a liar.
I'm sorry.
Nice.
of
us
of
I
Nice
I
Have to ship move this games are buggy. You get this shit move
Bro, it's not a shit moves game. I could I've been playing this for 90 hours, and you know how many bugs I've encountered
zero and guess what great still a shit move and anybody who gets salty at
Steven honestly just you just not good at yet listen put the controller down bro
you just not very good at tactics based games and that's okay all right that's
That's okay. It's okay to admit that you can't comprehend consequences and that you are basically
a small child. All right? You get one freebie. As Steven says, you get one freebie. You get
I want to oopsie do work which is more than most games will give you
You and your allies can't miss enemies within your line of sight
Allied physical taxing 50% critical hit chance against those enemies
Fucking sewers oh
Oh fuck me dude if I get flush master we're all dead
If I if I get the boss flush master we are all dead
All right, we gotta be real fucking careful
ffff
ffff, fuckin huge
huge bro
I got glorious pinball shoot electric bolts up to three random enemies or robots lullaby
inflict sleep on units in an area. Omni science plus.
Sure.
I kind of wish the punishment was more severe.
Tappy toes. You feel the burst of speed. Oh good.
of
Yeah
Take my safety
Damn, can't reach it.
Got it.
Spotted more fooders.
You know what's, dude, you know what else is gonna suck?
Boris like just for a second imagine Boris
This tech will retreat plus.
Proud of horns.
Alright, let's see what boss we get.
Pray to God that it's not Flushmaster.
It's not Flushmaster.
That's good.
Let's go over here.
of
if
all right
Go get them, Pooters.
Oh god, Jesus.
Okay.
Oh.
Flying fist plus melee attack to tile spells were increased by 1 mana cost increased by
I mean, heathens is pretty good.
I want it more of a gravity falls though.
Kind of honestly.
I got another rocket launcher.
Nice.
May as well take rock aspect plus chance to petrify shit.
No good.
There's a daddy shark.
I'm sure this will go well.
Okay that's actually not terrible.
nice
I'll start each battle with a bonus attack, spawn some putters, I'll spawn some putters.
Everybody's just going to spawn putters.
And another furniture box.
Damage of protection.
Give me protection please, God.
Nice, I got a brick necklace.
What the fuck is this?
elite daddy shark well good start I'll say
Sponsor pooters.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Your basic attack deals zero damage, but its status and hits effects are tripled.
I don't have any status or hit effects.
Magnet, razor claws, I'm just gonna reroll.
Rubber arrows plus.
Sure.
I got a rope, tis a root chicken.
I ate it whole.
Let's give the jester another rocket launcher.
Oh my god, crown of thorns with all this knockback.
Waiting for that bounce to ki-o-o-o-o-o... fuck me.
of
I'll thank God Boris is too thick to permanently bounce.
of
a god of god,
oh thank god combat ends units that you knock back take one damage for each tile
they pass through good that can make this shit show even worse
but I have to do it oh never mind it takes over one of my passives aren't
strength it is then. There we go. Damage you deal to allies reduced to zero.
What if you can reduce side quests? I believe you can because you can also
fail them and there's achievements for beating each one. Alright, let's take out
some of these bats. Nice.
now
I'll never not be funny to me
Nice.
The turkey lives.
Tile targeted spells gain plus three range.
Basic attack inflicts confusion to enemies.
That's actually kind of I'll take that over heathens.
Loop the hairball.
He got 20 coins.
Alright, let's see what we got. Oh...
Fuck me.
Nice. I didn't even have to do anything.
I don't think you do like that, but...
now even gonna take your turn
Spawn more putters.
Is Jester bad?
Wait, if you would knock back a unit instead deal extra damage equal to the knockback.
Oh!
Nice.
Now we're going to stop creating an endless fucking loop with the tank.
How nice.
Fade, gain stealth one.
Iron skin technique, gain two armor when you land a critical hit.
Shoulder check.
I don't want shoulder check on a ranged class, feels icky.
I guess eternal servitude.
Do I really want AI controlled companions in this knockback fiesta though?
Ask yourself.
Is that really what you want to do?
Nice.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Alright, boss, uh, boss just kind of killed itself.
That's okay.
The tank bumps into something, everything dies.
Sure why not.
have some good vibes.
Deal two extra damage the first time you damage each unit, each turn.
Yes.
I'll give you some luck there, buddy.
Hummingbird spotted.
Target acquired.
Bring him closer.
you
out
Don't worry guys I got this
got it broken leg
Oh my god.
As I'll take the turtle sword with two plus.
While at five or less health you deal plus three damage and you can take an extra turn.
Interesting.
gemstone mask you found a crack in the wall use equipped weapon or bash it I
I've bashed my strength.
Nothing happens.
I think it's a B.
No, I am not.
I am not doing eternal servitude on the thing
that causes knockback.
Truth be told, I don't know a lot of enemies I'm going to put eternal servitude on.
Cowards! Bro!
You know it can go wrong! We've already seen it!
I keep going.
another furniture box one baby spider
Raven
I
I don't know how this is going to work, so...
Well, nobody died.
I'll take it.
That's a victory right there.
and
Oh
Nice do it again
Shit's so stupid.
Oh god, get me outta here.
Alright, so I believe that jesters have some more tricks up their sleeves. Oh good.
I think that's it. I think these quests just needed to go to the caves the caves. We're out fucking leave this place
Robin King no, I don't want to fight the throbbing King
You know why because when he goes to phase 2 he automatically hits everybody with a knockback 50, which will kill everyone
There will be no survivors
But funny, go rewatch my bot when my tank killed everyone.
That'll give you the same effect.
Well, actually, I'm pretty sure that the tank will live.
The tank will live.
All right, hold on, let's play storage game.
I must have a twine set, not a gruntmask.
Yeah
all right looks good
Dev, are we keeping you?
Oh, really?
You? God no.
I mean true sites pretty funny and all that but oh no I trashed him instead of
I
Want to set him to Frank all right two more days
Pahino no
Uh, Kurt, are we keeping you?
Uh, Fee.
Yeah, Fee's pretty good.
Tee, are we keeping you? Potential? Nah, not stud-worthy.
Oh, yeah.
See, we're keeping you.
Biscuit.
Holy.
Uh, a Stupa?
Yeah, I can keep you.
Space Woman with Tourette's Syndrome?
No.
Zaya?
Yeah!
Damn!
That's really good.
Chocolate.
Chocolate.
Yeah, we can keep chocolate.
Chocolate's good.
Samson.
Yeah.
Growing up, you understand speed is the only stat that truly matters.
from bubble boy bash pretty cool right I remember leaping from the cliffs in my
bubble boy as a kid mom could never find me in the ravine gosh that really
takes me back I hope my mom is looking down on me from up there smiling I keep
her body in a trunk in the attic oh I almost forgot your reward it's a thing
of bubbles have fun also oh you're back already and it appears that the dice of
yours. That's actually kind of cool that he knows that I've done two quests.
That should settle down a bit. Interesting. Man, honestly, you can keep it. It was
basically yours anyway. Let me know if you ever run into anything else out of
house here. Nothing definitely odd about that place. I've heard of energy
vortexes. And we can talk more about that later. Back to work. Also, I've done it
again! A new event should appear. This one will seriously change the world.
All right, it's time to unveil the me stone
This invention will literally suck the success
Successes of others and funnel it straight into the owner
Yeah, thank God. I already know we're dealing with this one
Best part is if everyone else is a failure you look even you look like an even bigger winner compared to them
Go test it out
Try taking it through the throbbing domain. Let me know how it goes
Bubbles. Thorough bubble with wind. And a water element that looks confusing.
Nice.
Permanently upgrade one of your active abilities at random.
Wow.
That's sick. And it's the D6!
All right, Hitler's arriving tomorrow.
Look at that.
Your basic attack, ignore shield and inflicts weakness 1.
You have 13 decks and we're also going to give you the solo leveling stone.
Oh yeah.
Now everybody else wants to just be tanky as fuck, because they're never going to get
any levels.
So let's bring a tank, a cleric, and who else would be...
I take a necromancer too, but I might just take a monk.
Or butcher.
I do like the idea of butcher.
Bring it to her.
More healing.
Alright, so let's see this item.
Me stone.
This cat always levels up and can level up even if it was downed.
Cursed.
Take it to the throbbing domain.
She's peasy.
Give you a hat.
some range and that'll be all you need
yeah this arrow of infinity has just stayed with me for so long good vibes
healing and turtle form love it
Oh, let's give you...
Stone hat.
Bricks.
And kinetic spikes.
For the nestless.
And a butterfly knife.
Oh, what do you got? Blessing of spirit. When you end your turn and all that, oh dude, this is literally perfect for you.
Hell yeah, you just give everybody HP and mana.
That's actually dope for you. You ain't gotta do shit.
Maybe if I bring two pieces, the last one will just show up.
You know?
plus two speed your basic attack becomes a suplex
oh my god that's awesome
fucking suplex everything
swap positions with an ally as well
Uh, there we go, that's all I'm gonna give you.
Alright, let's do it.
Bring the vial so that we can keep the Ranger after the run.
The problem is that the vial can't be equipped to them, so it doesn't matter.
what we could do
now
was in this
right to the alleyway
of it yeah we can maybe file them in the hitler fight
that would actually be useful
like once we know they're done.
All right, so what do we got here?
Ice shards everywhere.
Love it.
Just jump over here.
Subplex!
And then brace up.
What can you do?
You can become a turtle.
half of the thief straight shot the deals damage this makes a critical hit
the spell becomes a random thief spell
Bam. No crit.
Hell yeah. Rebound. Eek.
Come over here, suplex, and then toss ya.
Over here, blast them, blast those.
all right well there's a heavy shot heavy shots really good
Yep.
Examine.
Well, took five damage.
It was booby traps.
Suplex the trash
of
the
of
the
I don't know about you chat but the OST is just like stuck in my head.
Like every night I'm chasing rats, you know what I mean?
It's a problem.
And I need help.
Genuinely.
help
Oh, you're a mobile.
Toss you under the money.
That's my fly.
All right, suplex!
How many hours do you have in the game so far?
Uh...
How many games do you have so far and what percent am I at?
I'm currently at, I think 70-ish percent.
I don't like talk to animals.
I guess talk to animals is not terrible.
At the same time, there's an opportunity to just get some decks up.
Hope really isn't that good.
I'm trying to take the stat up. If I have to sit there at the level up for that long,
I already know what's this champions mask plus three armor gained one
Constitution until the end of battle every time you kill a unit
Key word on that is kill a unit
Didn't say didn't say enemy
Just said a unit
So I can heavily synergize with killing like 8 one HP flies
All right
Let's jump over here because they'll have to walk through spikes to get to me
And then let's go around the side here kind of staying at a range
Let's go ahead and do infinity stone and then
And you have a big hit there, 18, already half HP, it's doing a blizzard, can't really
do much here, also spread out, drink recipes, get you ready, and then you literally just
Sit back, Jill. Good vibrations and all that.
You lost your turn. You can come over here.
Mali attack. Ranger gets to go.
Move you over here.
But like 45 damage in a single turn
in the very first stage. And you know what? We're gonna take even more decks.
we're really gonna... this guy's gonna be getting level ups like crazy so we're gonna really juice him up
to where all of his hits are just straight kills. Fire Shrap, straight line, six thorns one. I don't really want that.
What is making you not miss the miners helmet that I have on my head?
There's two items that you can get fairly easily. They're both common quality.
There's Miner's helmet and the Monocle. Both really good items.
Some blacks!
Nice, we got some catnip. Okay, so we can go ahead, Arrow of Infinity, abuse the infinite range to
kill the elite all the way in the back and the other elite then do a regular attack on
the bird so we can get the loot.
Love it.
Throw him in the turtle.
I'm moving.
Bird.
Someone be here.
Start working on the box.
you away. Got 3 HP. Literally do nothing.
takes a hit. You over here. Superaxe! And toss you one of the spikes.
Nice, that's some cash I want that.
Kill that one because that one goes.
move here move and you can't make it nice it kills itself and so explain to me
why my lob shot misses every time I use it your lob shot that shouldn't be
missing like crazy I'm gonna need more I'm gonna need more information there
buddy we got infest which we could take over maybe path of the tank I'm just
I think it's like what's gonna give me stuff and I think infest will be better than half of the tank
I mean they could be in tall grass
That's something to always keep an eye out is the enemy in tall grass if yes, just assume you're gonna miss
After you're down the next time an allied cat takes a turn they take an extra turn
Yeah, that's a big duck
Well, I take six damage.
Ouch.
Alright, uh, we got some elites here.
Two blacks.
And yeet you super far away.
Offer up my ass.
Hell yeah.
Good vibes.
Oh, we actually have a hype train going on.
Nice.
Chat.
This is your moment.
Consider resubbing.
Ah, what's the wrong spot?
Finally swap with you.
Suplex the trash can.
Let's go infinite range here.
Yo, the Buller! Thank you.
is
it as it is very simple I simply just wanted money
,
a little geo. Thank you. Thanks for getting
back, dude. Boss player OG. Thanks for that
pride. You're ogre lord. Thanks for the
brandy, Sid. Heavy shot plus lets you
stay really far back. Heavy shot plus,
like considering we're gonna take them
into the Hitler fight, I think they'll
be very useful there. Wait, someone just
got a cursed hairball.
I don't mind we just looted it.
Nice.
Basic action and your basic attack inflicts poison too.
Not too bad.
Zilla G, thanks for the prime for that.
So I miss you.
Thank you.
It's a nice.
All of your damaged shielding abilities ignore shield inflict
weakness 2 and have a 25% chance to crit.
Holy 25% chance to crit and weakness 2. Weakness 2 is very important of a debuff.
There's a big reason that weakness and weakness 2 are like on very like drastically different
levels. Bosses typically go 3 to 4 turns so this gives the weakness not just on the next
turn but the one following it for bosses and that that can be heavy. Also all my damage
ignore shield all damage ignore shield I literally don't have to look at armor at all ever. That
That means HEAVY SHOT can pierce armor now.
Alright, jump over here, can't do anything.
Toss the bomb onto grass.
Loots.
here. Let's do infested on the bird which kills it, spawns a spider, and we'll hit him
for 22 damage and click week 2 on him and infest him. Druid won't be able to get up
and range. Only the tank and the bird gets hit here, so it doesn't really matter for you.
Anyway, good vibes. Bird takes damage, but who cares? Okay, you can go ahead and infest
the bomb actually you know what we can do just arrow of infinity and just do a
regular hit there you got nice at four heavy shot bomb 34 he's dead he's dead
bro and I got some cheese all right it we're just and we're just gonna keep
Pumping Decks. Just keep pumping, dude.
We want to make his shots do so much damage that they just instantly kill
stuff. It also makes infested bomb better.
Oh, that's actually really nice.
I actually like how this is set up.
You know?
Like, I like the, uh, I like how much time and effort went into like making some of these
maps because like, look at how this is set up, right?
There's a coin in the center, which puts you in range of the two sharks.
But if you go one back, you're now in the range of the harpoons.
So the coin is literally a trap.
In every way.
Jump over here.
I'll just come over to the side.
Infested Bomb now does 8 damage.
But because I can bypass his shield, I can kill him instantly.
Normally that wouldn't be able to kill.
But look, I can just infested bomb his body.
That's nuts.
All right, now the tank goes.
It's really, we're treating the tank like a tank now.
Because now the Ranger pretty much just gets to kill everything.
So we can go ahead, heavy shot the Exploder.
We're going to do an arrow of infinity and now I have infinite range on my infested shot.
I'll infest that one, infest that one, and then kill that one.
Tainted mother plus, host, slop the pigs.
I don't really even like Tainted... I don't even really like Tainted Mother, like it's
really not that good, and the plus version is literally just start with four extra flies.
It's not great, I'm just gonna take the stat up.
Oh look, another broken Ranger run.
Hey, I'll have you know this is a quest I'm currently doing, mister.
I'm not just doing a regular Ranger run, I'm doing a solo leveling Ranger run, where all
of the level ups are being funneled into the Ranger.
It's like a solo Ranger run, but he has three meat shields in front of him, okay?
Show some respect to the extra Ranger, alright?
Show some respect.
This is a high level Ranger.
That is three daddy sharks.
Okay.
Well, I'm just going to heavy shot and hope that it crits.
Cool.
That's one dead.
and then we'll just do the same thing.
And again.
Well, good job Ranger.
And now we're just pumping stats.
Cause he has,
he has a 50% chance to crit
and then a 25% chance to crit.
And then it might,
I kinda wanna get 12 intelligence
because that would be three heavy shots per round.
Or we actually, no, we should take charisma
because that's two heavy shots on round one.
That's either two infestates
or two heavy shots on round one to go charisma eight.
Either works, I think the first one is just better.
But his heavy shot never miss.
Because there's like three different items in this game that make it so your physical
attacks can't miss with literally no downside.
And now the rangers turn who can heavy shot twice
34
17
22 and then bird comes on in hit some
All so close
Oh you're just out of range. No. Wait. Fuck. How do I hit you? No. Wait hang on. I can't
rebound that way. The healer's not in range. The fly's not in range either. Wait, hang
on. Come over here, rebound off the ranger. Ah, never mind. Rebound you backwards ten
tiles I guess is just a fucking lie understood ten tiles my ass fucking
typo alright fly got the kills so wait dang it a little poop left over
honestly I did have lethal there I could have done it in one and I'll start
using the stick before I did the suplex. Alright, so what stat do we want next? Like what are we
trying to get here? I think we get, our next thing is to get two more intelligence because
then that'll be perfect for us. It lets us use any of our abilities twice per turn and then every
turn after that, it's three times for a turn. So we just need two intelligence levels.
All right. Your con is kind of low for what we're going to be doing,
but I want to pump the crit for right now. Let's get 10 lot.
All right, that one goes first.
Jump here, suplex, toss him to the water, heavy shot, heavy shot, regular shot.
come on
oh hi
heavy shot onto you, slip through to over here
Oh no, the tank is taking damage.
You know what?
Let's get the con levels.
We want common luck at this point.
Con luck and then one more intelligence.
It's furniture every time for me.
There is nothing else but furniture.
I examine whatever this is.
It's a mutation.
I have no idea what you didn't already have.
But I'm glad that you're better now.
Plus 100 corp self?
Plus 100 corp self is actually kind of funny.
uh...
over here
suplex
toss you away
heavy shot
heavy shot
regular shot
of
the
Let's do arrow of infinity.
Heavy shot.
Heavy shot.
Heavy shot.
Beautiful.
14 in will give you three shots because of cleric oh wait right cleric is giving two
mana I just realized cleric's giving two mana here we do want speed up because we do want
to go first as the Ranger. Ideally we have 10 speed as well. I examine the trash.
Wow.
Now over here, punch ya.
Big stick, no!
Move that boulder, give you a brace, there we go, holy 44, 34, 22, big number.
Oh, now it knocks you out.
Bye-bye.
Our Ranger is a little strong.
Let's grab another speed.
How does he have 20 decks already?
Uh, cause we've been just pumping.
We've just been pumping his stats, dude.
Pumping his stats.
Um, let's come over here, Supplytes.
And then what do you have, 1 HP?
Bring it over there.
Just a arrow.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
There you go, there's your 1 HP.
So I do nothing right now.
How much mana does the Ranger have?
Mana has 14 mana, so actually we want two more...
We want two more intelligence.
as I'll bring us to 16
there's our last speed that we want
I kiss it
a few maggots become friends huge
Willer, thanks for the Prime, appreciate that.
Can't suplex these guys. Understood.
four, they got the bird, got a whistle.
I'm over here.
Can we start a solo run?
I mean, you can.
I'm actually gonna grab the HP because we're further behind on HP than everything else.
I know we need two more int, but there comes a certain point where I don't need any more
int and I'll just pump HP for security.
Robot uprising.
Two to four robots spot in each battle.
All robots have gone rogue.
Oh shit.
There's gonna be robots in the big slime fight.
We have a turret, a bomb chew, and a robo cat.
Neat.
Alright, well let me just split the boss on round one.
Wow, and there's a Roomba over here.
Suplex the Roomba!
I
They hate him
we'll do that one heavy shot that one heavy shot that one hit this one
Yelp, killed that one. Nice. And that'll just aily the rest down for me.
Man, if only this ranger had thrilled the haunt as well.
It would have been even more god tier.
Round 3, weak build, I agree.
I agree very weak build and we kind of crit every time but I do want to go just
a little more luck you're like 10 lot or yeah just 10 lot
and two more intelligence
up as even more robots
suplex the room but
kill that kill that kill that
of
Look at that, I've got a non-crit, it's awful.
We already have good speed, but more, let's grab our last luck, grab our last luck, that
puts us at 10.
Staff of Flame.
Comfort.
Nice.
The fetus is pleased.
Any more charisma?
The thing is, like, charisma affects your starting mana, so if I wanted to do anything with that, I would need four more charisma levels.
At minimum.
To be able to do anything.
kill that one back there
I think you can easily achieve though.
Yeah, but there's no point, right?
Because like charisma only affects your starting mana, which will let you do maybe like one
more heavy shot if I invest four more points into it, whereas intelligence would give me
an if I did like four more points of intelligence, I would get a heavy shot every round.
Which would be nice.
Because I need more damage.
Oh, I fucked up.
I fucked it.
It's okay.
Super Blacks!
Uh, who's that one?
Oh, it's that one.
I can't reach you.
God.
What a terrible...
chat we have fallen off
Around three victory
God
We fell off you you shot your own unit as well good
He's confusing
Just got one more intelligence, so we are last in that we need
And then the rest is basically just slamming decks
And then any...
I'm skillful.
All right, so let's just go ahead and...
Heavy shot the spiderling.
That'll just straight up spawn the boss.
Uh...
Rover.
Yes, but...
Let's get rid of that one.
Get rid of the chaining.
And then...
move you over here
see
jump this
alright
All right, got to break free here, you can stab that, you can go turtle mode, heal up,
the
12 man and the other relevant
the leg
maybe 1, 2, 3, 4
honestly I could have gone for backstabbing there
actually would have been probably lethal if I had backstabbed it
but you know, do the correct action last
No my twine hat
and
that
and
if
if
if
if
if
if
All right, hits you with that.
Oh no, not the Quo.
It's actually a good time to test this.
Heavy shot do backs that damage.
sure does. Alright, so... We already have plenty of luck at this point, like 10 luck is solid.
I think we just... It would be four intelligence levels to get anything out of it. But we go for it.
Cause at this point we outspeed everybody.
Last int, now this is extra int at this point.
Because the priest is hot, there's like two ints in itself.
Okay, uh, spawns clots if nothing is in range.
Nice.
And then we come over here.
Ah, it's not enough to do anything with.
Damn.
All right, I'll do it.
Uh, I really can't even kill anything, but that's literally just, you know, keep it as
is.
I can just go shoot the bird.
Any healing need to be done?
Nah, we're fine.
Really just good vibes it up.
Let me do the arrow of infinity and it's just one, two, three.
How are all your cats level one?
We're doing a side quest called the Meastown which follows all the level ups into a single
person.
That's why we have a level 23 Ranger right now.
this. Yeah, we just want to grab more Khan whenever it shows. Anytime Khan shows up,
we want it. And then I'll eat this hairball.
Alright, splits into clots on DEATH.
We'll do that, and then these are all clots now, but that's fine.
We'll take out the other elite.
And then take out one of those.
Over here, Suplex.
There you go.
of
the gap stand that one
here to the maggot
This is the only thing that the ranger doesn't do very well right now and that's dealing
with any form of AOE.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
all of the do get a lead to get some elite spiderlings which is nice
Clearly not in range so I can do anything. Actually you can kill this clot.
Nice crit.
Alright.
Let's come over here, and fess that one, and fess that one, that one, that one, and kill
that one.
blocks that
Nice I like that for its final action it just killed itself
AOE seems fine. That's not really AOE, that's low HP clear. And it's kind of RNG because
if it picks a low HP, great. If it doesn't, then I don't get the reset. We just take more
intelligence here all right throbbing king let's see what we got friend 34 34
And then we're gonna stay kind of far back because we actually don't want to get targeted by his ensnare
Same thing we'll swap with you
Keep them away
There you go
Now he might do Neil, but honestly we've got enough H3 to tank Neil if needed
Oh, no, okay, he just wants us to get on the edge of the map.
That's easy enough to do.
I don't have to kill any of the adds because they'll just die.
One, two, three, four.
then I saved my basics that way I can keep this infinite range shit
Give you one HP come over here
Yeah, a range there tank
Chris hasn't gone yet, so swap with you jump here
Yeah
I'm gonna kill everybody.
And now just keep pumping damage.
the tank for one AFK because the tank or the boss being down there on the bird is
like the best case scenario spread out convenient
all right
I'll do 34 there
I'll hit him again
and just leave him there
alright he's still just attacking the bird so
You can come over here, suplex that clot, toss that clot, and then swap position with
the druid so the druid can go next.
Turtle kill that one
Still going after the bird
We go
They got the other one and then you can just kill the boss
Now we have a super ranger, ain't he great.
Alright, choose a stat bonus.
Just a little more dex, cause why not.
Alright, let's see who wants to check the body.
If it's anyone but the ranger, we can do it.
Well, I can't risk that, buddy.
Your stats are a little good.
Okay?
Your stats are a little good.
All right, now tomorrow we get to fight Mecha Hitler.
This'll be fun.
Dude, I have so much cash.
Oh, fucking Christ.
Don't need these, I'll need two chickens, and keep one of the chickens, trimstone maskers whatever.
Two niche for me, no.
I'll take her as my family, don't need a heal.
Yeah, I'll go and scan it over for more feed drips, whatever.
Ah, don't leave perks.
I kinda won.
I kinda won.
Staff of Flame.
Not bad.
I just want to have like a super brother to run, alright looks good, because I'm going
Probably get an item from this quest anyway, and I'm gonna need one more slot
Guess it all worked out fine now. Let me get you in on a little secret
That stone not only removed the success of your other cats, but it also drained their joy
It's all right there now in the stone
Pretty clever, huh? And by the looks of the stone those cats are running on empty. Anyway, you can have it and 300 coin reward
nice
So what did that turn into?
This
At the end of your turn drain up to five mana from each of your allied cats. Oh shit
Just even more mana, huh? Oh
That's good
That's good
Now you can actually like funnel all the mana to a singular mage.
Uh, hey, Maaru, can we watch the slay this player to early access trailer on scene?
Well, you know what? I think that we can.
Let's do it.
Hang on. Slay the spire too. This is another game that I'll hopefully be dumping like a
shit ton of time into. So where's the early, this is the early access trailer? Is the first
video or the second video the early access trailer? That's gameplay trailer. Oh, it's
this video yeah it's on their steam page
there we go this is the sleigh the spire to early access
Feets! Immediately! I already love this game. Oh, fuck!
Ouch.
Oh fuck, that's actually kinda cool.
showing like how they bring them back
oh shit
Wait, did you make a party? Hang on.
Oh shit!
Oh, did you just multiplayer?
Or are you actually building like a party?
Holy shit, he looks so cool.
I don't know who the actual class is but he looks sick.
Dude, that game looks sick.
March 5th.
Holy fuck, it's so soon.
What the fuck's that?
Yeah.
Nice.
Dead.
Oh, man, dude, that looks, that looks sick.
I don't want to be honest with you all, we are eating good.
We are eating good this year.
First we get eugenics.
Now we're going to have Resident Evil Requiem.
that up into some slay the spire too oh we got content for days dude content for
days oh yeah
and two of them are indigives that's that's that's how you know it's good
times. Just days. Well, maybe months. Maybe months. Who knows? We've been we've been we've
been chipping away at making some progress in Mugenics. We've been making some good progress today.
I want to keep this train of rolling. If y'all are enjoying this Mugenics stream,
I do have a requirement. There's at least one of you on my records here that is not following.
And we're gonna be playing more after this so I need to get you to hitting the follow button
So when we play RE9 and Slay the Spire 2, you'll remember to come back here
For when we marathon another game. Thank you
Nah, alright man, you've got that you've done it
You've done it now. I'm timing you out for one second for being mean to me
You've hurt my feelings on the internet and so I'm going to as close as I can slap you in the face
All right
That's that's the equivalent of what I got
All right Babylonia are we keeping you fuck no you're fine
He you borrow oh my god look at you
Beautiful. That's a little inbred.
Uh, Ace, am I keeping you? No, not really.
It's a Frank. Frankie, are we keeping you? No. It's a Frank.
More, more, more to Frank. Alright. So tomorrow is Mecca Hitler.
All right, we got some more cats
Yep
Grimbo
Dang
Good morning
He wants to kill everyone so you probably shouldn't take the train
All right give me one second I'll be right back and then we're gonna put a team together
to fight.
I don't know what team we're going to be, I don't know what team we're going to use
but I imagine it's going to involve them.
Don't they just look beautiful Chad?
Look at them.
That's so beautiful.
All right, let's go fight Hitler
We're gonna bring our super cat and then who else am I bringing?
rumbo
I'll deal with you in a minute and save it for me
Just
You are living on borrowed time and I don't know about going into potentially a new boss fight because I'm not entirely certain
I'm going to be able to return this.
Celia?
You were only, oh you're really, you have inspired plus but I don't really do a whole
lot.
Chocolate chip.
Chocolate chip is pretty good.
We'll bring chocolate chip.
you're pretty solid. Same thing for Nelson. I think we'll just bring some Druids.
Like Druids are really good for boss fight and then we also have Theo.
You have to bring Theo as well.
Jess is already super retired. Ah, true.
Alright, let's go defend.
So we have a minor hat so you can't miss.
I need some frank bolts.
You know, cerebral shift might actually be really good for you because you'll gain one less, right?
But since you shoot like four times, you'll get a lot of value out of that.
Yeah, let's give you cerebral chip. That'll be really nice for you.
And then of course, I'm gonna give you a kilo of catnip so you can just heavy shot immediately.
Which, honestly, that alone might just kill the boss.
It really just might.
Not alone. Maybe all I actually need.
Souljar?
I could stuff them inside a phylactery.
And this body is destroyed and...
But that would mean I'd have to find a way to destroy this body.
Yeah, yeah, let's make let's let's stuff you into a soldier so we're gonna kill
Hitler and then puts you in a phylactery let him breed true I mean as it's on a
stud so it's not really it's not gonna work we'll just we're just gonna stuff
I'm in a full act three. We're just gonna put him in a jar.
New stud? She's kind of missing something to be a stud, unfortunately.
You know what? I'm gonna give you the cool Amoeba. That way we have like a pseudo tank.
Hell yeah, a lot of work all right log it in
Hitler the third
Robo Shan Hong Robo Fenrir. Oh shit
So let's move forward one, there you go, react to that, we will kill that one and then that's
our turn.
Now we got Robo Marshmallow, her lick attack charms units.
She can't currently reach anybody, but we'll be able to reach something on round two.
Blood Geyser.
You know what, actually, let's...
How far away can I blood geyser?
I can move forward three, one, two, three.
Let's blood geyser here.
Well, it does take a lot of damage. It puts fear on them so they don't actually move forward.
And then we'll save the rest of our mana.
Now we got Robo Maze. Protects our allies when they get attacked, so they'll swap out.
It's kind of cool that these mini bosses are spawning in, kind of rapidly.
It's actually a really cool, really cool encounter.
You don't have werewolf form.
Weirdly enough.
We'll sing some H.V. here, move on over, take a hit, and I'll move the birds up, and then
You just do inspirational songs.
Yeah.
Oh my god, you have so many leeches!
Holy fuck.
So many leeches.
All right, so they charmed them, but that's fine.
Maybe forward.
Now, we have a wall of leeches.
We can kill that one.
How far do I need, I just need to be forward one tile.
nice and then intern robo Draven robo Magnus so we got two more now that have
to deal with. Let's do leeches, leeches, leeches, more leeches, big leeches, spawn
more leeches. And then let's give the Ranger an additional turn. Get all everybody out.
Ranger kill that one
The other bird and that'll be your turn
Now we got Robo Franklin spawns robots and crafts nice
And we got rope Robo dying
All right, well let's just do an inspirational song
We'll end that there move forward
The wall of leeches continues
Okay, we're going to move very far here
But we are in range and take out Robo guying I can take out Robo Franklin and then
That will be all we need to do
you. Yeah. Now we got Robo Morana. Nice. Let's bring you on to some armor and we'll just
do a blood geyser here. Hit ya. And we got Robo Alice coming in as well. Come over here.
the ranger another turn and then let's safety dance to give all of the leeches a armor you
take that just move you here take out morana and then that'll be the turn robo arthur
Nice. Who immediately disabled his own spells. Very cool. And we also have Robo
Gak who's gonna backflips. You're literally fighting a Robo version of
every mini boss cat so far. Which is kind of cool.
so many leeches so many leeches this fight would be hard without armor bypass
I mean yes and no armor bypass is certainly making this easier but at the same time I'm
I'm hitting for 36 per shot. I'd still kill them in two shots.
Alright, what do we got now? Robo Lucy.
And then we'll...
some leeches on you.
Robo Pebbles.
over here. Let's give the Ranger an additional turn. There we go. And your turn. Alright,
And then, now Hitler's here.
I don't know what this says, so someone who can read German, tell me what that is supposed
to be. Alright, so we're going to whittle him down a little bit because we do want to
kill the Ranger. I wish I could see how much armor he had. It bothers me that I can't.
Don't risk down and come back!
Use this guy!
Eat this guy!
Spatula!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
I need a little sleep!
I'll make sure I can keep your tail worth telling!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
I'll come back!
You got no one around here, you guy!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
Go to bed!
49 I see it
Now here's the thing, do one more of those, he can't damage armor, so all he can do is
now chill. Oh. What the fuck? Okay, so he insta kills. Which makes killing the ranger
easier
of
All right, he's got 28 HP left.
you're a problem now ish
All right, and now there it is, all right.
Now we have put them inside the philac tree.
Now, you have, uh, game howl, when you inflict a debuff at an enemy, oh, there's no enemies
who are going to inflict a debuff on too.
I'll just grab some more armor, I guess.
Yeah
All right
Hey, we're on the health now.
Alright, 20 HP left.
Okay, so he has an insta-kill and a gun.
He's not too bad, but you have to be very careful with melee characters.
Oh my god.
Snap that head.
Blood gazer.
What?
It's still not dead.
Okay.
Welp.
Yeah, the lyrics have changed to smash the head
Oh my god!
HILGIN!
of
the
top of the
top of the
top of
the
top of
the
I
You know
You know you know you know
I
Still fucking going
One HP left got him
Oh my god
Yeah
But is he dead that's a real question
Not the fucking credits
they had
nice dude
This would be the second ending
my inside
you could lessen my
I'm telling you
I'm not for schmerz
all the guys
me
all alone with
me
me
me
little girl
and yes
me
me
I am a dog friend. There is no dog in the hall. I am a dog friend. There is no dog in the hall.
I have been told that I will never be the same again. I am the same again.
I have been told that I will never be the same again. I am the same again.
I can only imagine how unhinged this is for anybody that understands German.
Give me a one in chat if you understand what he's saying.
Hello?
He teased this return?
Ah, fuck.
No!
No!
He's better to hide again!
No!
I'm...
No!
Sigh.
Crack doom!
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, we're done with you to Frank Nelson
To Frank we're done with you
Soul jar summon a ghost copy of Kevara
We only get them for one turn
Or no
They just start with dunes we don't know how we don't know how long of doomed but it'll be at least one turn
It's usable once
Once for battle
And that one's borrow fooby
Yeah, you know you
I'll keep a new fuck now the beanies you go
Papina oh dude you started with time walk fuck yeah I'll keep you
Alvaro
Beanie
I'll keep you
Job! Do I need you?
Now I need a job
No, I mean they're actually pretty good
We'll keep job
We'll keep job
I don't know what to do with that.
Prudence, do we want you?
That's quite a few.
There's quite a few.
you get good stats. What do you start with? Steal up to five mana? Oh yeah, okay.
All right, let's get our last side quest. We did it! Hitler is dead once again!
USA! USA! But I digress. I don't mean to outdo you once again, but it's time. Time to bask in the glory
of the Great Amplifier. This little baby not only boosts signals, but when attached to
a large enough power source, it can do so through time. Remember those antennas I had
you place in the past and the future? Well, spoiler, there was a reason. If I can boost
a signal on those things high enough, they should connect. Revealing the infinite. What
the infinite you ask? Well that is for me to know and for you to find out. So go
attach this amplifier to that demigod in the rift. That freak should have more
than enough juice to get us where we need to be. God, I'm good. Hell yeah. So the
The infinite is the final area.
So how do we use this quest item?
Place it on a floating head inside the rift.
Wait, what?
it on a floating head inside the rift. So chaos. Right? We need to take, we need to go to chaos.
And we need to place the signal amplifier on top of him.
Now the bullshit that we're going to have to deal with spawn a random robot miniboss
with madness at the end of the first round.
That sure sounds like fun.
All right.
Usagi, no, I don't need you.
Sluts. No speed.
Olly. Very good.
Sterlovandino.
Yeah, you'll make it great. Well...
Yeah.
Mm-mm.
Say the beanies
Splash
In
Yeah, I keep Finn Finn's pretty good
Show cat no
I've done it again! It's time for a new piece of bullshit! Let's see what we got.
Were you aware that the government censors the information they make public? It's true.
Well, as a personal protest, I've invented redacted. A device that censors reality.
Don't like a specific gender? Race? Political party? Poof. God. You'll never be able to
see or hear them again. Currently, it only works on health bars and status icons, though.
But with more testing, I'll get it calibrated enough to be used as intended. Help me make
my intention invention of reality oh good what does that one do health bars and
status icons are hidden in the battle take it to the core so I can't see the
health of what I can't see the health of anything nice great so I bring a
Ranger in one shot everything you got it got it buddy figured it out
Yeah, you did it out there what we got
All right
All right, so we need to go to
like you
You got time walk I'll keep you
Perfect
All right, so we need to go, we need to go to the rift.
What do we want to take with us to the rift?
a hunter as per usual. Take a tank as per usual.
I got a thief and probably a probably a druid to just bring it all together.
A time a time walking druid who can time walk round one.
love it all right what'd you get start every battle with stealth that's pretty
good and poison nail sneak attack plus inspirational song flea bag plus needle
shot stoic plus earthquake you'll damage an account to present chance to
petrifies is just spelt spawn rocks
nice all right quest item is a weapon who should I give that to I'll give you
the I'll give you the weapon and then let's gear you up
Give you a monocle, give you a rocket launcher, give you some dice, and give you some cheese
with a lucky point first.
Seems good.
You're just gonna be a tank and keep that simple.
All right, give you bird seed and a weapon.
I'm just gonna take this grenade with me and just use it.
Uh, I want the guillot.
Trying to think of what I want.
Heavy mace.
I don't know.
Well, I actually ever be able to use that item.
I'll take the brick because you'll be able to actually use that pretty well.
I'll give you that.
I guess I've got some knockback, which on your attack is actually pretty nice.
I'll give you fuzzy dice for some bad luck protection.
Permanently upgrade one of your active abilities.
Oh dude, I could uh...
You're actually not a bad candidate for using this because you either upgrade inspirational
song which is amazing or you upgrade Time Walk which is also amazing.
And it's one you so it's probably a permanent upgrade.
Also you're actually a candidate for the Blindfold finally.
I've been trying to use that since we got it.
We'll give you a crucifix and what do you want for a hat?
And just plus one brace.
Brace is always nice.
Take a disco biscuit with you.
Never know when you're going to need one.
Actually bring the sticky juice.
There we go, so we can use that up.
All right.
Do I want to do this on hard mode?
Yeah, sure, why not?
Let's do it.
What quest are we doing now?
Hang on, actually...
Hang on.
And then.
Outline.
There we go.
There we go.
So I know like we do a lot of runs and it can be hard to like jump in and out and not know like what the fuck we're doing half the time.
So you have stealth so you can actually just move up all the way I think and you just don't lose just oh, okay
He still knows I'm there
You can actually flutter twice and get a hit that's kind of crazy
You have trample and that's all you can do there
And you can time walk round one so let's go ahead. Let's use our d6
Let's see what we get. We're either gonna get an upgraded time walk or an upgraded inspirational song
We got an upgraded inspirational song which is very powerful
So we'll time walk no feller
You actually can't even reach anything
Do you have an elite bug over there?
Robo-Mazy.
Now question, is this thing on my side or not?
like I think it's on my side isn't it it just has madness like it's with me it
just has madness on top of that
up and kill itself nice
I can't see the skills now.
Bomb shot, soothing shot, cross shot.
I don't like any of these.
I'm gonna re-roll.
Focus shot, marks, spawn a maggot, collect pelt.
Yikes.
I guess focus shot.
Focus shot's not terrible but probably just take marked and hopefully we find another
ability.
I'll take the rock with me.
You got a rocky hat.
Hell yeah.
themselves for snow. We got a blizzard element. Alright, so let's come over here.
Let's do poison nail on you. Kill that one. You can actually throw that poison
nail. That's kind of nice. I then stun you as well. And I'm still in stealth. The
stealth just not go away lose stealth when you get hit so you have stealth
until you actually get hit you just keep it like if you don't get hit you just
Keep it.
Nice.
That kind of makes the road kind of crazy, you know?
Alright, let's put a mark on you, get ya.
Oh, I have a robot mazy.
Okay, so they are an enemy, if you'll notice.
They are an enemy, and I have to kill them every single time.
Actually, no, they only get one round, but they do have to die.
All right, what we got, Demolish, turn a tile into a dirt tile, smashing any object.
into rocks. I mean, we already have so many rocks. All units on dirt tiles get tossed
into random nearby tiles and take damage when they land.
RBQ. I guess I'll take an aftershot.
They always have one stack of doom, oh is that what it is?
At the start of each battle, equip a temporary bomb if your weapon slot is open.
At the end of each turn, if you didn't use your basic attack, equip another bomb.
Interesting.
interesting
Interesting
Yeah
And I give you this grenade to throw
Cuz I'm okay with
I'm okay with that
Because that way the druid has more can use time walk and just throw bombs
I've basically turned the druid into an engineer
Destroy the body I
Got some bone marrow he'll to full at the end of every battle I
I can give that to the tank so I don't have to give a shit about him.
And then we'll keep the bird seat on.
Alright, Marana.
Let's see how this goes.
Their elite buff is that they leave a trail of fire.
Nice.
So first things first, we're gonna come over here, we're gonna do a poison nail, poison
nail, oh I do not, I mainly attack this knockback, I didn't realize that, that's fine, alright
uh...
you're just gonna start storing all the bodies
and now you've got a free bomb to use
So I can toss a bomb onto you and time walk.
Come over here, mark you.
Holy.
Yeah, that grenade does all big ass explosion.
Of that.
We'll come over here, ah.
That's that.
Little inspirational song, everybody.
I'll come up another bomb.
Bird takes the damage.
Everybody moves.
We got a Robo Arthur.
Who the fuck knows what he'll do?
Let's come over here, let's stun you, poison, poison, and then a knockback.
Wow.
There's no bodies that are currently left.
Over here.
Now you won't be reborn, uh, just toss a bomb, the time block, move over here, or heal ourselves.
Oh god.
Oh, what the fuck dude.
bro what is this shit all right mark you there
it looks like I do have to actually
That's what's slow on you.
Nice.
I'm really not sure what I expected, but okay.
Why are you here?
Why?
Oh, good.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
Okay.
Let's put another mark on you and kill you, stay dead.
there we go. alright. nothing like fighting too many bosses.
Skin disguise, storm-adjacent body.
Enemies won't attack you until your next turn.
Shadow shift.
Move again.
More rollies.
Pierce, gain plus two, range your attacks, pass through units, ignore shield for the rest of the turn.
That seemed good.
Venom Barrage is also neat.
Steel Time is interesting, but I have Knockback on my nail for it right now, so Steel Time's
not very good.
It's either Venom Barrage or Pierce here, I think Pierce.
The ability to pierce is always nice.
Alright.
Oh, it also gives you range on your poison nail too.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Cross the bomb.
I'm
Okay.
Thanks.
of
I should have.
I feel like I'm blessed.
I feel like I'm blessed.
Mm-hmm
Actually
a tabalize lullaby summon a bear
yeah summon a bear I can technically do that round one
hey and we got another grenade
would you look at that give me another grenade super hero cape plus three
speed flying
yeah that sounds really nice actually for that rogue we can get like the super
hero head that's actually the full piece it's fun
if you want to go back to only fighting the boss for one turn put the quest item
back on the Druid. Sneak it. Oh, that's what was killing you every
round. Yeah, I don't want to. As much as I love fighting a miniboss every single, every
single turn, I think I will pass on that. I think I'm good. I'm done with that for now.
for now. Thank you for chat. Thank you. Without y'all, I only know what would happen. Alright,
uh, wow, we can actually go straight right here. Do a pierce and then nice immediately
kill all those. And then poison nail plus a stun. Unfortunately that shambler is probably
gonna live. Yep. That shambler's gonna live. Yo, but I can summon a bear around one.
We'll get him.
Take my sippy.
An inspirational song.
He gets 4x for inspirational song.
That's kinda nuts.
I didn't know inspirational song was based on size.
all right and now there's robo guy but he's gonna die so we don't have to worry about
him and then that dies on its turn oh my god that's so much better hey that's so
much better all right see we got here double throw your basic action hits
twice for half damage. So crit farming essentially. Bargle your basic attack gains one coin when
it deals damage. Bargle with piercing honestly is kind of fun. Can move the quest text. Yeah
I'll figure out a best better place to put it
We'll try up there. We'll see if that's okay
It's either burglar we roll
Do you need the money do I need money not really?
your critical hits inflict a mobilize and weakness to all that's that's solid
that's that's good and mobilize is honestly probably one of the strongest
debuffs you can put on fucking anything because unless they have a charge
ability they genuinely it's almost as good of a stun depending on what you're
hitting it. Oh, Thrumming Charm! I now have the full Thrumming! Finally. Let's see what
we want for you. Good vibes. Okay, poison ivy, gassy. Probably just go good vibes. It's
That's just nice regen for everybody.
So now I can finally see what the full thrumming set's going to end up being.
Fluffy Rangers vs. Zodiac.
Let's see what we got here.
Ow.
Alright, nothing to do this turn, just come over here, and then we'll flip the crate
to make him block another shot.
Oop, long ability.
Alright.
Really?
all right
do you want to destroy these crates
I do want to destroy these crates.
Alright, she's got to reload.
I'm just gonna tank the shot. Nice. There we go. Stun him.
I need to do that.
There we go.
Kind of like how that did damage.
Nice.
Okay. We can't collect it.
Nice.
No.
Oh, I got him.
Don't maillie you.
There we go.
You block attacks from the front.
That's honestly just a really good passive.
Or all your allies have Brace 1.
Hmm.
Like honestly giving everybody Brace 1 is really strong because that means also the
bird.
I give him the gigatank.
The problem is he doesn't really have a lot of abilities to make it.
And honestly, just giving everybody braces is just good.
Are we going to Crater or are we going to Bunker with this?
We can go, honestly, we can go either way.
It's just a matter of where we want to go.
has gone to everyone here has gone to hell and the moon so it doesn't really matter too much
crater for shimmer
i like i know it's been a minute since we got into the bunker i said we go bunker
Because we took all this piercing and piercing is actually good in the bunker, you know.
And honestly, hell might be one of the easiest zones in the game, it's kind of funny.
We got a killdozer and a cat cultist, we have to be very careful if we can't one shot.
Let's come over here, nice, and stun you with a break.
brace to kind of throw me off a little bit.
Nice.
Alright.
Let's take our sippy juice.
And we'll summon the bear.
now
there we go
or some of them
shit some of the boss
and I think it's a good thing to be able to get to the
but he can't get to me
very nice
,
Uh, Thrill of the Hunt is really strong, but you don't really have any, you don't have
any deck scaling abilities, so I think we just take Tower Defense here.
Uh, Charm the Cat, or Bunny, nice, I got a bad item.
Alright, see what we got here. Lots of robots.
There is a nuke in the corner.
I think I'm over here, attack that through the wall, there we go, I get rid of one of
them. Alright, this guy is definitely a problem. Just move you here. Uh, let's get a melee
attack in. And then, there we go.
You can take your sticky juice.
Nice.
He's got two HP.
Let's take him out.
Oh right, there's still another...
I'm enough mana to finish that off, suddenly.
I must put slow on that.
Didn't do enough.
All right, let's do a Pierce. Very nice.
And then we'll stun the mini-gloss. Doesn't really get to do anything.
And then that dies on its turn.
Ooh, go for the backstab.
That's all you really gotta do.
And then the pin for the nurse, fill that one.
There we go.
item has an active ability by the way. Thank you for informing me. Chat, I want you to know
that at any given point I could in fact use the active ability of my weapon and it will
supercharge all current robots which are all hostile to me and punch me in the face. So
So if I ever feel like just taking free damage, I will let y'all know.
Just give me a bit of constitution.
I'm always a sucker for just more HP.
Fuck, red or blue.
Which pill was it that like...
didn't want to you didn't want to go down
blue blue was bad last time let's go red you took the entire party took three
damage see this is why we should have gone blue
this is why we should have gone blue liquid nitrogen your ice element damage
is increased by two. Nice. I'll ignore that. Oh, fuck this boss. Alright, this boss is
quite something else. Let me tell you, he also has plus four speed. That is gonna be
be fucking awful let me tell you
let's just start stacking a little bit of poison
All right, so now we want to get away from him. Like it's just get the fuck away.
I don't think we can move him, can we? Nope, can't move him.
All right, so then we just come over here and do nothing.
Hell yeah, look at all that damage I took before I even got an action.
ain't that swell let's go ahead and drink our sippy and then let's attempt to heal
myself and get rid of another poison and we're gonna move over here and we're
are going to
inspirational song
you want to hit there
So I'm still in range by go here.
We can do a mark, also regular shot, that's 34 damage right there.
And then I'm also going to toss a grenade, because grenade is actually no grid's magical.
But it does shred 5 stacks of random buffs, and the only buff you have is speed.
So actually, let's actually shred off that speed buff and then apply a slow.
There we go.
Now, I don't have to deal with fucking ridiculous speed, I can go anywhere on the map.
Now let's move forward.
We're definitely going to want to stun you this turn.
That's a good damage phase.
Stunned to mobile.
Same thing.
Let's come on over, springboard, melee attack.
All units on dirt tiles get tossed around nearby tiles and take damage when they land.
I mean, he's the only one on Dirt Tile.
That'll work.
Oh, good.
This bear is hostile towards me.
Wonderful.
Uh...
We need to do a basic heal.
And then we're going to time walk and do more of those.
Actually we can go to the corner, it literally can't reach.
Actually, yeah, it can't reach me at all.
And then you're the only one here, so go ahead.
of
a little mark for you and then one shot
That's fine, I'm fine.
That boss honestly can be pretty brutal.
Uh, what do you want?
You really don't have much, I'll be honest.
You've just sort of been just sort of a HP stick, you know?
chip you know I'm good on that one stick a rare candy strength up speed up speed
up wouldn't be bad I'd be okay with speed up yeah speed up always which is
This cape is pretty good.
We're going down the hard path.
Alright, we got nukes on the left and the right.
Our elite is on the right here, so let's position ourselves to taking that out.
He's going to slowly move forward except for this one.
He's going to be fucking trucking.
Move one space towards damage, towards attackers when damage.
That's actually pretty brutal.
Let's take a stippy.
And we'll summon a bear.
Move to this tile.
Should be good.
Nice.
Oh, this guy's also in a lead.
We'll come over here, we'll just punch you, nice, they're all in a very good position
to be hit by this nuke now, alright bear go take one for the team, nice, you moved the
bomb out of the way. Appreciate you.
Let's move you up one.
Let's mark the elite. Big hit.
Oh, fine.
Let's put a slow on you as well.
That's fine.
Alright, now we summoned Robogine, which is fine.
Let's do Pierce.
Nice, we pushed those back.
And we come over here, draw a work on you, and then poison nail.
It does hit the bird, but I don't really care about hitting the bird.
I just want to get more poison on the elite.
Nice.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck
All right heal everybody up
all right thank yous to come forward and we'll do an earth plate as well and an aftershock
and
the
day
and turns into
another enemy
can't really move right now just
the problematic
Let's do our basic shot on that
I don't have enough mana to kill that
of
and
to
go ahead and kill that one
There's just so many enemies.
We can kill that one.
Save for a turn.
There you go.
Good job, Bear.
Alright, that one's dead.
That one's dead.
and
a chicken runs away
and holy shit
the long, all wait there's still more
for that you down here
It's never over.
I'm just gonna heal everybody.
There we go. Now it's over.
and
the miss a boss fires it's still coming I am missed, is the most of the third loss of about it
that your abilities just suck ass this is not a very good ranger
Madness boss would help me. Incorrect.
Rare furniture.
Alright, so we got Elite Lacky on the right that is bouncy.
And then Bishop cap.
When picked up by a cultist they promote to a bishop.
I'm not sure what the fuck a bishop is, but I guess we're gonna find out.
There's also another elite literally right in front of us.
So I'll just move over, stun the elite directly in front of us.
Oh god, they're running for it
Yeah.
Cultist Bishop.
Nice.
It's a lightning attack as a chance of stun, heals its ally, spawns a Bishop half-wind killed.
Oh my god.
God, it's the first time seeing that enemy.
I really need piers.
All right
Wow
That'll hit unfortunately
to the U. Grab some health. Mark. Crit. And then you got two minutes. I don't know what
and
that's not enough of that may
Let's come over here.
Big pierce.
Oh, nice.
to
mark you
and you're not in range
of the bishop have doesn't count as an enemy to be killed
Hey swap positions at the now I steal skin fissure pull all units in a wide area towards the center of that lion's
It's something just yeah, we take fissure here
Fissure plus aftershock is actually very good combo
But peanut got blood frenzy well thankfully that doesn't matter for you because you don't get kills
But that's fine.
Alright Johnny.
Let's go over here.
It's Pierce.
Now it's stun Johnny immediately so he loses a sun turn so that one push him away
All right, and we're just gonna give everybody damage
of
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
and
and
I'll just get for more damage.
That way they can just keep one-shotting.
Oh.
Nice.
That's actually insane that he chose that one.
Alright, you can keep marking go for a big hit and that's all you got
It's over here there's a lack of a
Nice, he's just tossing rocks everywhere.
Okay, we gotta stop him from healing here.
Let's go Pierce.
Nice.
you
Punch you with your left
Always just keeps amin damage ups
Yeah, I don't know like scaling I mean
I can mark you twice to stack the mark.
That's all I got.
That way I can guarantee the tank's ability to kill.
Or at least do some damage.
So you'll go for a back stab.
Yeah, you can get a 40 in there. That's pretty nice.
All right, good little pierce here, actually gives us a double kill, just really sick.
for a hit and just keep giving everybody damage ups, there'll be another 30 damage there and
then this one dies on its turn so I don't even have to do anything, sort of slow on
him. Ah, he actually killed the fall. That's not me. That's fine. Uh, all three of these
go so actually to come over here
nice
I
Beautiful
an easy scaling tactic is to just stack thorns via needle shot on your tank and then push
him into the enemy with the crow.
That is really unhinged.
I'm in.
also boost backstab. Scaling damage as well.
So this is part two early access trailer. Yeah, we actually saw the trailer for
So this is part two. I'm excited for it. I will be adding that to my list of games I want to 100%
this year.
your tank heals every battle. Yeah he does. Alright. Do a pierce. Beautiful. Stun you.
Oh, really?
That counts?
That's a might.
even if you just walk by it.
Let's come over here.
Attack that.
There you go. Go have some thorns.
that was the wrong ability
you know, maybe that's the strategy we need to be employing
just add more thorns to our team
Tank kills a whole bunch anyway.
I like it, really matters.
Uh, let's do Pierce.
Nice.
Big hits.
And then...
Try and free myself.
I
Have any at the market
I mean we already showed the thorns is the best weapon with our first mother encounter true
God you just really don't want to roll any good active ability do you?
Poison lace is scaling.
Not a great form of scaling, but scaling nonetheless.
Probably take nails though.
Nails are actually pretty nice.
All right, we got push through.
Push through.
Oh yeah. Hey, we get an ambush.
Alright, so since we have an ambush here, let's just come all the way up.
And pierce.
Oh, brick.
of
the piece and the
of
the
and I should be good
and it will pierce again
very nice, now they're both dead
and
you can do anything
there we go yeah we had a run where we were able to use nails thing is nails
is very expensive the next familiar you spawn becomes a champion burst form of
tree
blow a unit 10 tiles away from you
that's a control error that seems like it can do something the champion bear means nothing because it only lives for one turn anyway
I picked the garbage can
that snack and some food
Champion miniboss, but it's already a champion.
Red cap, that's a new item.
Plus one damage.
Gain damage when you kill an enemy.
Ooh.
That's pretty good.
Give that to the ranger.
Behold.
Some scaling.
Holy fuck, Cerus has 240 HP.
That is a fucking lot.
and
get an idea that a really get some damage in
Yeah, I got some ideas.
And then...
Over here, give you another temp damage.
Good.
Kind of wish you had 10 mana right now.
a mark you get a nice 30 in there
and that'll be it for you
Okay, so he is not in a position I want him to be in, which is kind of a problem, but
We can't come over here, knock them out, and then next round, we should be good.
You can go for a backstab for 40.
That should be good.
What are you going to do?
Nice.
I'm gonna push him into lava and die.
Now.
All right. So we're gonna put Mark on you twice.
And also hit you.
Alright, so now you saw Mark on you, so now we're going to do boost backstab, two, three,
four, five.
So now you've got 375% increased backstab bonus.
Nice.
Alright. Marked plus is okay. Brain of Nails plus is really good.
Needle Shot plus deals extra damage and gives extra thorns to allies.
allies. There's a lot of options here. I think I'm actually going to take the Needle Plus because
I think for the boss we're actually going to just like go full pincushion. Passive Magnus
on the hunter and then needle the tank like crazy good who what's this hexagram
sigil plus three strength plus three decks plus three magic damage you are
immune to buffs and debuffs when you die you don't leave a corpse that's kind of
Aftershock plus, Fissure plus, Earthquake plus, Toast plus, I guess aftershock plus
not that it really matters. We gotta do ha- I didn't actually look at that. The tie-dive
bandana spawn a catnip pickup when you take damage. Interesting. When you take damage.
What if I gave him the tie-dive bandana so that way when he takes damage he drops catnip
And then I don't even fuck with the peace symbol, I just damage the tank for one damage.
You know?
One damage is fucking nothing, he's got 64 HP.
Dude's a fucking unit.
And he heals the full after every round too.
Okay, we got a lot of hotpokers over here.
just come on over, Pierce
and it will stun that one
good miss
how do we give everybody some damage
and
he's got 16 health
to be a killer
Nice.
So that's plus two mana.
And each one is two thorns, which, funny enough, the mana cost of Needle Shot is two.
So in theory, if you surround him with Catnip and make it so the only spot Catnip can be
thrown is the space that the Hunter is in, you can just go infinite and just spawn an
infinite catnip. So we have potentially round one infinite scaling or one turn
infinite scaling I should say.
Time walk plus is cheaper now. Yeah, time walk plus is pretty good.
I'll take it
Yo script some of the prime some month. Thank you for subbing the cavity name for the sub direct. Oh, and thank you for subbing
You got a Libra
very nice
I'm a fight these cats have a dairy. I'll be doing this in hell
Nice, I got four coins and murdered them
murdered all of them
all right
two more cats are blind
they will
trample forward
some over here, Pierce
nice
and then stun that one. Review here. Alright, time walk. That's a pretty good turn. Now
make and time walk, sit and then do an inspirational.
Just pretty cool.
All right.
Smart the elite.
Go for the kill.
And now that does more damage too, it's just pretty sick.
There's so many chickens and then that's your extra turn and then you get to go again which
pretty nice I can't move because I'm a mobile we can't kill that one I want to
do Pierce you're a mobile as well can't hit anything can't fluttered anything
All right
Nice
I can't move or kill these two.
Can't move.
So many immobile buffs.
There we go.
Oh, we got a small meteorite.
nail plus or two nails that inflicts poison and ignore shields pierce plus
game four range I don't really need extra range backstab plus doesn't really
like it inflicts bleed and poison which I don't really care about I'm just doing
it for the 75% with damage I guess poison nail plus or re-roll but I don't
know what I would honestly re-roll into because I'm pretty sure these are all
gonna it's just gonna be a stat up so we'll just take poison nail. What does plus luck after the
fight actually do? So the faster that you complete your fights in Mugenics like the sooner you if
you can do one round or I sometimes even like round zero if you can get ambushes increases the
chance that you will find rare loot at the end of the fight. So like this bag of grass like these
things these triangles on them they're rare loot and you get those when you complete your fights
quickly so you are rewarded for alpha striking the enemy nice I got a neck
grub we should check that meteor
vibrating meteor plus three all stats this item loses one of each set at the
end of every battle permanently this can go negative. Very cool.
All right so we need to ask ourselves can I do 360 damage?
Another question is can this boss even be backstabbed?
Let's come over here and we'll do poison nail and then we'll stun it for a turn.
to understand the better
and say this is churn
Yeah, we can kill it.
I think we can.
Is there a secret boss for this fight?
Secret boss?
Not really.
It's just if they complete the ritual, the actual boss spawns.
First time I did this fight, I let the boss spawn and I killed it.
I have since not let it do that anymore
how much do you have?
13
Actually that one more time
We can buff this
I saw the robot guy
Come over here. I'll just keep poisoning
All right, so now we're going to time lock plus twice
Okay, pestilence oh god and all of those have
have.
Oh my god, deals what electric damage to neighbors when it moves, oh fuck me, that is gonna be
misery.
We can actually nail to kill these two
And we'll just head in
Oh my golly fuck
Okay, so who was it that said the elite passive was useless on this guy
of
the
the
the
does well at the damage to neighbors when it moves
honestly I think we just take it in the flies should
just deserve themselves down
of
the electric does actually
work on itself
Oh the frogs will go after the
We're not gonna be able to kill the boss
The bird's already gone.
Oh, good.
You can't even...
Well, uh-oh.
Okay, the good news is I can backstab you cast a good news.
And you can cleanse all your debuffs, so get rid of that fire.
them over here.
You're not really in range.
Okay, you have a lava, lava on you.
Alright, uh, let's come over here.
Oh, fuck, I pushed the rogue into the lava.
Hey, that'll work.
Perfect.
Okay.
Now let's heal everybody.
And then heal everybody again.
Can't really backstab plus you.
But we can just go for some...
We can just go for some poison.
Nice. That was a good turn.
And then you can flutter.
I'll just go right here.
That's 21.
Push him into the rock over and over again
That's all you got we'll just see how everybody up to fall
There we go
All right
Stealth plus, starting to battle with stealth, gain stealth when you get a kill.
Cripple plus, your critical hits inflict STUN!
Holy fuck.
STUN on crit? That's insane.
That Petrify really brought things back together.
I'm thankful for the Petrify.
How'd you go from fighting rats in an alley to this?
Well you see it all... that all started when I went into a desert, walked into a desert,
just evolved from there.
Keeps ongoing?
Oh yeah, it just keeps getting weirder.
So we got a Dr. Beanies, an Elite Jack, and another Dr. Beanies.
So these Dr. Beanies are essentially just the first boss from Stage 1.
It's the rat boss. Only now there's two of them.
We'll go ahead and pierce.
Nice, we got a stun.
And then stun the one that we didn't stun
Oh, that's funny
Well done
Okay, so they're chatteling.
First again.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit, the bird just hits so fucking hard.
Now, let's flip that, alright here we go, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it,
The real MVP of the run is the druid making the mech cats not a fucking nightmare, yeah.
Enemies within range of your, you use your basic attack on them, of course there's always
take game. It's tower defense. Alright. Tower defense plus, absolutely huge. Let's do pierce.
Nice, I got a crit.
one
here
at that one
I love that one.
Alright.
Nice.
Holy fuck!
42 damage for free because he moved.
I
Still a charge attack
I think that I look so hot, I'm gonna put it in my pants and I'm gonna fight with you.
Sneak attack plus who cares good vibe plus sure
More good vibes
Radar dish, what's that one random enemy becomes marked at the start of each turn that's actually pretty really good item
now so what'd you get plus two damage and you got extra speedy oh goody
I
and
and
and
now.
All right, so we'll be there.
Oh Jesus.
Hell yeah. Oh my god. That was a lot of damage. All right, uh, just move you over there and that'll be it for you.
of
this
,
right here were
And then...
And we'll give you some thorns. Holy shit, there's so many fleas!
Oh my god!
That's because he gets a flea for every enemy he's killed and all the little shitters count.
of
the
all right, so here's what we're gonna do now.
Now that we have all these fleas up,
I've been giving myself extra turns.
Notice all these turns that I have, I've been stacking them up.
I've been giving myself extra turns, and then just letting the mana tick through.
So that way I could end up doing a huge turn.
Because the way the inspirational song works is that the damage up goes away
after their turn, so we're gonna give all these
plus damage.
And then I get another turn.
Even more damage.
And more damage.
And even more damage.
And even more damage.
even more damage. Alright, those fleas have 30 damage on them. Although apparently that
doesn't count for them. They don't use it. Wait. Why would- why don't you shoot the
the fucking boss. Why do you shoot the fucking boss? Whatever. Pierce. Kill him.
Alright, I can't backstab you.
Place it on a floating head inside the rift.
So I need to use the quest item on him.
So we're going to take some extra turns to try and move closer.
Let's do a nail, nice that kills those maggots.
69 damage, nice.
It's the loot boss option after chaos, oh so we're just killing them normally then.
of
three to three to five times for one damage each these attacks inflict bleed
gorgon glare I actually can't even get to the boss
actually wait I can't click and trample nice 47
mutilate you and then give you some leeches plus and then flip you
does gun go home? I don't think gun goes home sadly
then does not follow you home
There's too many please.
Jesus.
Double kill! Double kill!
Now...
Oops, didn't want to do that.
Nice, stundum.
So fuckin' many!
Bird, get the killing blow.
Protective plus, your allies have Brace too. Yeah.
Alright, gun lives.
5% chance to dodge and 5% chance to create your basic attacks now poison.
Nice.
Insert the amplifier.
The signal is complete.
The future and the past now meet up.
Oh shit.
of
Now it's time to kill God.
The time machine can now travel to the infinite.
Oh, look at that.
The infinite.
Oh, hang on. It's time to update our current quest. It's no longer go to the Rift. Let's
kill God. Hang on. It's time to play Sorting Simulator. I'm never going to use Pranathorns.
I had the full farming sets and I want to see what that does.
Don't need rocks, don't need that.
I genuinely am never gonna use this fucking nuclear gun.
It's just been sitting in my inventory for fucking ever.
Uh...
What? Ashes, dry bone, face scrub, pill.
I'm kind of done with sewing out now.
I just need to show you how to do it.
Don't need that.
Now we're going to use that item.
I'm going to bring across those.
I don't really need bling either.
I'll need the stick.
I don't want to use that.
I don't want to keep peace sign,
super vantage, monocle,
cheese, staff of flame, hexagram.
Big catnip, bubbles, lead mask, vibrating of the bird seed, soul in the jar, radar dish,
tank helmet, red cap, high dive antenna, and another keyhole catnip.
Let's take that.
I always keep the bow.
Alright, fucking good.
We have four.
We may not need four kilos of catnip.
I can't spoil why, but don't get rid of the bow.
You can't spoil why, but you're spoiling that I need it.
Bold strategy cotton.
Alright, Pee, I keep in here.
Not really.
You're Frank, we go.
I just say I don't really care too much about actual spoilers, so.
It's like you're Frank.
Chocolate.
It's like you're Frank.
Zaya. You can be defense.
Exit.
Whoa, deja vu!
All right, you want to resub in Gillatina 2?
Yes I do.
Gillatina 2 will be here in 3 days.
Do you have any tips for breeding cats?
So, here's what I recommend for breeding cats.
Go to the crater.
Gilatina is returning.
Uhhh, Alpska.
Sumo, no.
But just spam, spam going to the crater over and over again.
This is what I highly recommend and the reason I recommend it that way
You're a little inbred
But you're not too good
Um and just spam the shimmer over and over again, uh cornball
You're old
Very frank
Uh doll parts there's another old one in here, isn't there? Yeah, Celia you're old now
saying to butch
uh, pompanette
nah
Lucas
yeah, I can keep Lucas
Bea
yeah, I can keep you
Coco?
Yeah, shit, I'll keep you.
Oh, Kodiak, you're also old.
Get it, Dr. Beanies.
But what I recommend really is just focusing on getting your first goal is one find a stud
that just has good stats.
You can get that by what I ended up doing is I just increased my appeal and then naturally
just a good cat just showed up.
Then you use them for just breeding.
his tink give me he just gives me money now and now I just have a bunch of little cats
that I'm not entirely sure what to do with. It's okay if they're all a little inbred.
Little bit of inbred doesn't hurt in anything. What is shimmer? Shimmer is an event that
you can get in the crater where you get a random, your whole party gets a random mutation
So what you do is like you get a really good cat and then you mutate the fuck out of them
All right Elvaro
Meow mr. Meowzers you'll take mr. Meowzers
You're kind of whatever
Oh, got a new side quest.
I've done it again!
A new side quest.
Check this mask I made.
I've been working with Paper Maché in my downtime.
Actually, want to test it out?
I drew an angry face on it, so obviously it will turn the cat that wears it into a total
psycho.
If you can get the cat wearing it to the end of the rift, I'll hook you up.
Let me guess, it's a face mask that makes the unit insane.
Equipped Cat is an enemy that must be downed to win the battle.
Can still receive level ups, can't be equipped to a colorless cat.
Oh wow.
That's a fucked one.
So not only are they stealing levels from you, but they are also- Okay, so what you
want to do is you want to bring literally the worst cat imaginable and then equip it.
You get a never stone, so get a never stone so it doesn't level up, right?
Just get a never stone and then equip a HP down and just give it a whole bunch of bullshit.
And you have to take it all the way to the rift so you're basically gonna be down a unit.
I wonder if they take wounds as well.
I'll be pretty fucked up.
Biscuit, do we want you?
Yeah, you're pretty good.
Uh, Finn.
Yep.
Yep.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, uh, small beaker, chest, 40s radio, and some bricks.
Vision plug-in, not a bit.
I'll take that over to Baggleglass, don't use that.
Alright, so we are going to be going, honestly we're probably going to go Ice Age and Jurassic
into the infinite because the end is just so fucking ass.
Like the future and the end are just straight ass, I do not like going there.
So first and foremost, last hit.
Last hit honestly could be very powerful.
Here you go Ranger. Reflect the next projectile that hits you. You've got nine
decks but you've got seven speed. Yeah, we'll make you the Ranger of the group.
Cold shoulder, deal one ice damage, and inflict slow one at infinite range. It's
not too terrible. Who do we want to actually take? You've got Reflect. It's pretty powerful.
You've got Decent Speed. Grab a Fighter. Because you have a little luck and it doesn't really
matter if you crit or not. Actually, you should probably be the Fighter. Look at that. Ten
10 strength, 7 con, 8 speed, 7 charisma, 6 intelligence, so you can cold shoulder on
every round if you want to, you can cold shoulder round 1.
Uhh...
You have really high decks and high cons, honestly I think we're gonna take another
thief.
Yeah, you're a really solid thief.
And then who do we bring to tie the whole build together?
Just bring a humble cleric, you know, I don't know what we're gonna be walking into so let's just bring a humble cleric
So what'd you get you got take aim
Which can be good and terrain walk
You got confront and frenzy when you down a unit game to strength. That's pretty good
You got assassinate which is kind of shit but razor claws and then you've got prayer and angelic inspiration when you heal an ally they also gain mana so that's pretty solid.
Alright so we're not doing any side quests here we're just going to the end here and buff and debuff don't really want to do that on you.
Yeah, I don't think we're taking that on anybody.
So we need to think about who our main tank is, literally, the healer.
So we're going to give you Brace 2 for your glasses.
Oh wait, let's see what the Thrumming set is, right?
Didn't I get the Thrumming set?
Isn't there one more piece of Thrumming somewhere?
Am I crazy?
Did I lose the piece somehow?
No, it's not here.
Whatever.
We'll give you the brace.
So you've got Brace 3 as a healer, which is kind of nice.
And then what do you want for like glass you can maybe counterattack melee attackers
it's not too bad actually but I need some way to actually get you healed how are you
healing yourself also we should bring the soul jar let's bring the spirit of Kivara
to whatever this is going to be I guess we give you bone marrow that's not really
sustained it's not the kind of sustain that I want but it's better than nothing
Yeah, let's just go feathered veil.
And then what do you want for your melee weapon?
I'm going to give you a monocle so your techs never miss.
We're going to give you Fuzzy Dice and a D6 so we can really try and find a good build
for you and we'll give you a red cap, your weapon, your weapon will be an extra limb.
You've got really high strength.
I'll give you a helmet.
Actually, I'll give you a bracing helmet.
You can take the lead shoulder pads, I think.
If you give me DNA multiplier so when you kill something you actually get 4 strength.
It'd be kind of funny.
That actually could be really powerful.
Once you get strength on Cal, and then we'll give you the brick, because the brick is always
good.
We'll give you a chicken, to heal yourself, and since you're the fastest, you will summon
the Soul of Kivara.
What else do you want?
Let me give you a hard hat.
Yeah, we'll just give you like 14 armor here.
Yeah, you're still the fastest.
There you go.
That's 20 armor.
That has to be broken.
That's pretty good.
I guess I'll give you a fucking glass cannon.
Cause why not?
Alright, that should do it.
Let's send it on home.
See what we got here.
It's time to go to the lab.
I got a cat with a head mutation that gives them a second turn on the first round.
I don't think there's a better mutation. There's a mutation to give them another...
Yeah, no, there's nothing better than that, dude.
Literally nothing better than that. Alright, so...
Let's see what the Soul of Kavara is, and because they...
So they get Doom 1, so they die on their turn.
Something to keep in mind.
and they do get oh my god they immediately get to acts now they only have four mana they
don't get all of the stats that they had what I didn't know is that they do spawn with whatever
items that they had so for future soul jars they do actually get to keep the items while
Well they are broken, looks like they're still in play.
Because I have 7 armor.
And I would like to assume that's from these items here.
What if you cleanse it?
I don't know if I have a way of cleansing it.
Yeah, I would have to have a way of cleansing it on the turn that it shows up.
which genuinely not even possible.
Alright, you come over here, smack him, and you get 4 strength for getting a kill.
And then...
That's pretty solid.
Alright, so we're looking for a big ability here.
Persistent hunt?
Now keep in mind, let's remember our passive.
We have persistent hunt.
Is this the cursed master hunt?
No.
We're doing the finale of Act 3.
five coins and get an all stats up once per turn. That's fun, but...
We'll grab a scatter shot. It is good on large bosses and I imagine whatever final
boss we're gonna be fighting is gonna be big. Push the buttons!
Ah, broken paw. That's honestly fine. Broken paw is strength. I don't really care about losing strength.
Oh wait, why the fuck did I do that?
Nice.
Thankfully, I had Reflect there.
can't reach
yeah
We got pierce shot, throw a nail that passes through units and ignores shield, teleport
behind a unit, inflict confusion on adjacent enemies, teleport directly behind a random
me. I'll take Shadow. Because it says teleport behind a unit, not necessarily an enemy, so
I can use that to reposition back to my team. Uh, Chef's apron. Is it actually really good?
I'll take that every brace.
Bash the door open.
Oh, it's a shot!
Nurse Necklace, plus one HP, plus one Health Regen, your heals heal for one extra.
It's actually really good on you.
There's the thing, I'm gonna go ahead and give you
the double reroll here,
cause since we have Angelic Inspiration,
when you heal an ally, they also gain two mana,
and we have Nurse Necklace.
We could combine Nurse Necklace, Angelic Inspiration,
and get the health regen effects, all allies perk.
I think that's what we're gonna shoot for here.
Oh, so they're just gonna give you the chef apron
cause that's gonna be more,
probably better suited for you,
if you name multiple players, kind of whatever.
Meow, meow.
Meow.
Look for cleanse on cleric and give him soul.
Also another option.
Nice.
Big hits.
Toss a brick at you, punch you, hold the shoulder, and then you kill him.
Easiest kill ever, easiest kill.
Alright, we got Holy Dash, Friend of Fo, Holy Weapon.
None of those are relevant.
We got a Wakin, Holy Light, Guardian Angel, Sharpen Claws, now.
Born again, Swift Servant, Enlighten, Burst.
Fortunately we got nothing good here.
I guess I'll just take Born again so I have a passive.
Fighters up next for potential rerolls here.
thing right here that's got to die yeah it's a good thing that you can hit most
of the arena
Alright, come over here, punch you, toss a brick at you.
Nice.
Good shit.
Okay, uh, let's teleport over here.
Nail over here, kill him.
Uh, who's next?
Cold Shoulder that one, so now you can kill it.
I hit it.
I don't want to do melee damage on you, there we go.
You don't ever want to actually, these rats don't melee them.
Every chance you hit them, you have a chance of getting a disease.
Fairy Swipes.
Fairy Swipes goes really well with Frenzy.
I'm tempted to take that.
Breaking point.
Dealed damage, knockback.
Damage knockback and knockback damage equal to your strength.
First this spells cost by 1 semi-take damage.
I mean Fury Swipes goes really well.
I mean what another offensive option.
Uh, we're going to put these back on you.
Hunters flute. Very cool.
Okay. Uh,
yellow
Got minus one lock nice
All right, so we have champion comp and a champion infested champion infested is the
Main one we got to worry about
Let's come over here.
Alright, that will...
Where does this...
Where does this just go?
Oh, didn't kill him. He's close to death. He's here under the flailer.
Punch ya.
Wow, let's line you up right here and take you out.
He shoots that one.
Nice good kill there.
He's going to spawn an elite, isn't he?
Yep, and then that elite gets an immediately taken attack.
Wow, but that actually worked out pretty well for me.
Move you over here.
Gotta kill.
And then... that's got some HP. You should be able to get it though.
No.
Nice. Good fury swipe.
Alright, kill him.
Morphine Grip, I can really use that.
Spotters!
You're bait- oh, it's gotta be rubber arrows.
Rubber arrows are so fucking broken.
Alright.
So you got your re-rolls.
Now let's give you back to that, cause the next is gonna be a passive and that's what
we're gonna be re-rolling for, is that passive.
There we go.
Hey, plus one strength.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
Psy Flutter Syringe.
What is that one?
Teleport exactly three tiles away.
That's a movement ability.
It's actually not bad.
There's the cool hat.
You got Brace, which I always like. Overpowered. Now...
Your basic attacks inflict bruise...
Not bad, but...
That's only one bruise per turn.
And then Turtle Style. I mean, you do have a shit ton of...
Like, you got a ton of speed. You're actually okay with taking Turtle Style here if we want to go that route.
Because just Brace 1 on you is not that crazy.
Stick Turtle Style.
Focus band your crits knockback units 10 tiles with chain knockback
Nice
Look at the cool hat
All right, so we're jumping into a fight not sure which fight but a fight
Hopefully it's not the pill it's the pill smaller
misery indeed alright so this guy kind of annoying spot but that's okay because we
have soul jar and soul jar is amazing let's go here put you down
hit you with that big hit
let's go ahead and confront you start brick at you to stun you then hit you
you lose your turn
the
the state of the
the mess
of the
ice
,
Cisco for fear of your
you're good you got to take aim get hit actually I can just last hit yeah there
we go just a thought could you remove the doom from the soul jar immediately if
If you had a Bible weapon, possibly actually.
Alms for the poor, eternal, no.
There it is, healing aura, that's what we're looking for there.
So pulse one health regen, and health regen now also affects allies.
So that pretty much solves healing, I don't have to worry about it too much.
We can give you, give you that, who's next on the level ups?
is next in the lower rogues next in the level ups so we give you those who's next on speed you are
so we give you that one now we can give you we can give you bionic faceblading so actually pretty
sick for you i'm gonna give you a brace because when up although some armor to prevent an initial
hit might not be bad either. Actually let's take DNA multiplier because that'll actually
work with take aim. Let me take aim scales up faster. Alright, I'm gonna go to the past.
Let's do it. How do you know who's gonna level? Is it based on level? So level ups, it tends
to try and even out your party. So if you see three cats at level three and one at level
two, the person who's at level two will be the next person to level up. So we know the
rogue is leveling up next because everybody else is level three.
Alright, let's come over here, throw a nice hit, drop some blasts on ya, let's confront
you take it soul jar nice take hits there nice
of
just get to that.
Alright, so we got Pinpoint, your critical hits inflict marks.
Or your critical hits inflict a mobilize and weakness too. Both very good options, really.
and
we know from the actual plus is a stun on hit but I don't think we ever get to upgraded passives
I'll just take cripple because cripple is just really good.
Your items lose brittle and fragile, your weapons have a 25% chance to repair one use
when used.
Okay, I can go ahead and give that to, I guess you, because you have a rocket launcher.
You know?
and maybe the rocket launcher just gets some extra uses.
All right.
So, rerolls don't really matter beyond this point.
Like, they're nice and all.
I'll still use the D6 on somebody.
Probably on the fighter, I guess,
but like, you're gonna usually be offered now,
like your next level up is gonna be upgrading
what you already have
so should be good
let's move forward
biscuit finds a switch at the back and turns it on it makes a series of loud
beeps and mechanical noises
copy scale
print
What? What are these?
Copy scale of print
I mean copy just seems nice
I'm a copy
The machine roars to life and prints out a copy of Finn. Finn hears something behind him and turns to see the cat standing next to him
That looks just like Finn
Oh, so I just get two Rangers now?
Hell yeah.
Finn clone.
Huge!
Now I have two Rangers.
Love it.
Let's confront you.
Melee attack.
on that one.
Soldier.
Kill that one.
Wound that one.
Oh, but it's AI-controlled.
Hmm.
That is scary, friend.
AI-controlled.
I don't like that.
some health. I don't know how I feel about an AI-controlled Ranger with
split shot. That's not upgraded so it can still hit me. Sneak thigh.
All right, so we got the rock snows again
Come on over toss you down
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
Let's toss a brick at ya.
Fury Swipes.
Regular hit.
Regular hit
You got take aim
Keep working on that
There we go, move you further away. Oh god
,
So far the AI is doing work.
Oh yeah.
I mean it does try to not kill you.
Emphasis on try.
Alright, so we got here.
Ooh, Dark Friend.
At the start of your turn, spawn a shadow copy that mimics your basic attack and fades
at the end of the turn, units that contact or attack you have a chance to be feared.
Neat!
Well thank you.
Uh, what do you want?
You could actually probably use some intelligence here.
Cause that'll bring you to eight?
That'd be pretty good.
Yeah.
At the start of your turn, at the start of your turn, so every turn this happens.
Alright, let's just spawn more rangers, understood.
Which, unfortunately, he does not get a co- the clone does not clone anything else.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Yeti has a triple hit melee attack and close range freeze attack.
Oh, shit.
Well, I'm a Thor of Brick of You, so you're stunned.
Bomb.
Nice. Alright. Elite's taken out.
Bunga Bunga.
Nice.
Wow.
That's actually terrible.
The Shadow copy is not very good.
We are all sad to hear that.
Nice.
Yeah, no, that's terrible.
It doesn't even, it doesn't even like aim properly, if you notice.
Alright, take some more health.
Yeah, Shadow Friend's really bad.
Unfortunate.
Let's get a ram bone.
Nice bone.
What'd I get?
Witch hunt.
Put a bounty on a unit.
When that unit dies, its killer gains an all stats up.
Interesting.
Loot.
I got a nail gun, a frozen necklace, a petrified poop, and a heavy rock.
Let's go.
And now the all stats up is not permanent, that'd be a little okay.
That is an elite woolly mammoth with 120 HP.
God damn.
That is a thick one.
Well, it ain't gonna confront itself.
So we'll stun it.
you forward. Soul Jire. Another U-Trim there. 36. That's a pretty big hit. 24.
Nice.
I'll move forward and reflect twice.
But these guys have spears.
Nice.
He stuns himself.
He picks up the spear.
And then he stuns himself.
Love it.
I'm glad I didn't use glowing bone at all, could have really done something with that.
Alright, come on over.
hits. The one with the bounty is the last one to die. And it goes to the healer. Huge.
Can you kill the clone? I mean, yes, but why would I do that?
Uh, cheat! Gain a temporary luck up. Poison dip. Spend all your mana for every five
man is spent your basic attack inflicts one plus one poison or rearm which is
just go again I like go again go again it's nice I break the ice nice I learned
to ice paws your basic attack deals ice damage and inflicts slow one and has a
chance to freeze nah I'ma skip that I don't want chance to freeze on a ranger
because that that just means hey you might just lose all your damage
potentially. Alright, let's move you over. May they attack. Fury.
We'll hit you.
Shit some blasts on you.
We don't want to summon like round one.
We're just gonna let take aim kind of like stack up a bit, but he might actually end
up summoning the boss, but that's fine.
Let's come over here to assassinate.
Oh wow.
Nice.
That's soul link.
Let's get some more glass on to you.
I can use it again.
Can I actually stack the bounty?
No, you can't stack bounty.
I
Get
Okay, one dear turn
Let's go ahead and summon our soul jar this round
shit some more glass on to you nice big hit big hit again
I'm just gonna be there, okay, he wakes up now, push everybody back, and
Another scatter shot.
Big hit.
Beautiful.
All right.
Out of all these, I'll take web trap because web trap is not too terrible.
Got the face covering.
I've never done any counter-attacking.
Go further into the past instead.
Why does the throne have HP?
Because throne is important and you should look at it
All right even further into the abyss
Grab you move you over here
All right, so what do we got here try seratops as a dash attack counter
Mara units that damage it and flings it backwards, that rat.
Nice.
Wow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Kind of this.
Meow.
Bye bye.
Nice.
Alright, confront the rat.
Oh
We got turn foe force a unit to move away from you witch hunt put a bounty on a unit
Kill that unit ginten all stats up stun stun stun is so good
Loot
Nice, we got 20 coins because that hairball was made out of gold!
Alright, let's move you to here.
Grab ya.
Flash, we'll be here.
Well, bye.
Very nice.
Oh, suck all units in a straight line, uppercut something, huddle you and each allied cat
give adjacent units plus one damage and plus two speed.
Hmm.
That's a cuddle, actually.
That cuddle looks like it could be really good.
Ooh, a top hat, that's a new item.
Start with a bomb if you have no weapon equipped.
Your explosions have plus one area.
That's kind of cool.
That's probably part of the Doctor Fetus set.
Nice.
Also, one strength.
Let's get it.
Alright, these are going to be a little problematic, so let's see what we can do here.
Now, the fighter actually gets to go first, so we can immediately...
So let's see what we got here.
What does one huddle give us?
Holy fuck.
Everybody just gained five damage and four speed.
Finn got eight speed.
Let's come over here.
Let's stun you and then punch you.
You can come over here.
Summon a jar.
crit. Fourth to move forward. Alright, let's come over here. Slap ya. This might just
straight up kill you yep and then I can heavy shot you I can do it twice nice
beautiful prayer plus stun plus reflect plus
I think you make it free.
Why not?
Alright, got another level up. What we got? Rearm plus. Cost less now.
Shadow plus. Teleport behind a unit. Your next action has guaranteed crit.
Which does actually synergize...
It does synergize with cripple
Let's do it
Don't take boxing charm is an extra an extra attack is always nice
Set down here
All right
You guys got a lot of shit going. Let's huddle. Oh, they weren't part of the huddle
Fin clown, no
Anything but Finn clone.
Get back up Finn clone.
Up.
You know, maybe I should have kept you on the ground.
Just an idea.
All right, we got last hit plus terrain walk plus take scatter shot plus
Do I lose Finn Clone or is he alive?
That's the question.
Uh, sure.
25 cents for a good cause.
What'd I get?
I got a fish necklace and a mud mask.
Ooh, what's a fish necklace?
That's a new item.
Plus three armor, minus six charisma, damage you deal, inflicts rot one, poison one on
Sorry, your damage you inflict inflicts rot one
Inflict poison one on you as a contact you ally flies up plus two damage
That's not bad actually
That's pretty sick. I like the minus six charisma. It's very good
That seems good.
Minus 6 charisma can be a little hard.
Mini volcano spawns lava rocks when attacked.
That seems good.
Call in the shot.
Got him.
And she will kill you.
classes am I running? Ranger, Rogue, Priest and Fighter.
Confront plus, Fury Swipes plus, Huddle plus.
This spell is free
each time, the first time it's cast each battle.
Holy, that means I can Huddle twice
at the very beginning of the fight. That's just two Huddles.
immediately. I kissed the enormous egg and I'm disfigured. Nice. Minus 1 charisma. We
got Ancestor's jaw. Relentless dead. At the end of each round, spawn a zombie kitten
familiar onto a random tile. Cool. That's pretty nice. Alright, Dreadnoughtus. I don't
know what the Ancestor set does. It's just spawn random bone items. It's sadly not very
good. Alright so we're gonna huddle and then we're gonna huddle again. Everybody just got 16 speed up
and a whole bunch of damage.
Let's go over here, hit that one.
You don't have to take out two.
Rearm and do it again.
Nice.
Now we'll summon, throw some glass on to you, and because that was a crit, the weakness
on you is just pretty nice.
Big hit for 36, he's stunned, half a round two, go for it.
get hit. Put a web there. Actually, aww you can't re-stun him. That's so sad.
Get back savvim either.
You know what?
I'm just going to huddle twice because who cares if he has speed or damage?
He doesn't do anything.
get out of the way
There we go
Nice.
And if you forward, hit him, come over here, big hit.
Oh
Dude take aim plus a rubber arrows plus your project your project dials
It's got to be rubber arrows plus rubber arrows plus is just so safe, but
Like, it's literally just game breaking.
We unlocked some new items.
The Battle Axe has been unlocked in the lace needle.
So the Battle Axe, a melee spin attack that uses up both your movement and attack action.
oh fuck a melee attack that inflicts poison one can be used three times per turn
okay death shroud when you're down permanently gain plus one to a random stat
well I don't know when if ever you're gonna be able to fucking use this thing but I'll give it to you
I am not going to sacrifice biscuit.
Enter the infinite.
Let's see what we got.
area, baby.
Hurley Gates and all.
See?
See, I frickin told you, I told you I was the best.
Me, I did this.
You see Ms. Peptorn, old crows, mentally disturbed now? Not me.
I'm here getting ready to see the face of God and all you are doing is being dead.
I should reanimate her like I did with you just so she can see this so that she can
witness my astounding genius I unlock the infinite me by myself now go my child enter
the infinite. And tell that son of a bitch who sent you. Thomas A. Beanies. Alright so
let's see what we got here. We got a cherubim, or cherubim. It gives allies barrier. It primes
an area attack when damaged. It is immune to holy. It gains all stats up when struck
by the holy element we also have an angelic kitten attracts units and dooms what kills it
oh dooms what kills it okay
Oh, okay.
Oh, no, I guess.
I'll see you later.
How long's the doom?
Two turns.
All right, you're immune to holy.
Oof.
Nice.
Then Bork you.
Alright, so you gotta be careful with that.
Turtle style plus now gives you to brace frenzy plus I'll just take turtle style
plus maybe yeah it was a start with turtles that I guess
final tape recorder I listened to it nice I got plus one strength and plus
one dex. So what you got here, Gatekeeper goes after the cat with the lowest health,
sucks the soul out of the target, instantly killing it and lowering their HP by 2. Summon
skeletons undead nice it's also bird here kind of don't want to move forward
You know what I mean?
This whole jar out.
New view.
Stun new.
of
the
of
Edmund wishes you to slow down combat speed for the final boss.
Oh, yeah, I can do that easily.
Uh, Cripple Plus?
Yeah, I know.
I'm gonna be honest, Edmund.
I don't know how many turns the boss is gonna get with how much stun we have.
All right, let's see what we got here
Fuck you mean
The creator oh shit
Oh fuck you
down on your hands, down on your hands.
All right.
So you have to fight.
You have to fight whatever it is you've created.
I bet they have all my abilities too.
That's okay.
I'm going to out speed them, so I'm going to do a huddle.
Which will up everybody's speed, and then we're going to huddle again.
So now we get the opportunity to go
All right
Who's most likely to die you
All right, so let's see what bouncing shot can do
Nice
One's already down and then let's get away from them. Back it up a little, you know.
Did God just fart? Yes. Let's come over here.
The cows of your herds, and the lions of your fires.
The big first one you come in.
The little stun you.
Why don't you go out?
Can I stun God?
No, I cannot stun God.
Unfortunate.
Alright, I move forward and I place reflect on myself.
Alright, let's come over here.
And let's huddle
You got take aim
That there's some webs around
It'll set that as the bounty target
All right
The destroyer.
Alright, let's go ahead and summon our jar here.
And you actually can go assassinate.
Yeah, let's move you back here.
And let's go ahead and assassinate God
They don't think that crit sadly, but he does seem to go after whoever just hit him
Or at least turns to him
Looks like he blocks attacks from the front
All right, see you up
Yeah, let's keep everybody nice and healed
It's fire a rocket launcher at God
Yeah, look that way
And then come over here
Big hit. I think this guy can't be crit. Or at least has crit protection.
Well, never mind. We got a crit in there. Just getting a little unlucky with it.
Holy blast! Well I can only imagine what that's going to do.
Let's move over here, lose our bonus, sadly.
Nice, that got rid of the webs.
I'll put some more webs down.
You'll put a bunch of webs around him.
And we'll move you and guess what we're gonna do that's right we're gonna huddle, baby
And you just gonna hold your mana
Oh
That hurt now. I don't think that's an insta kill Finn just happened to have the exact amount of health
Let's go ahead and hit you again
Shoot a rocket launcher
Beautiful and then I'll hold a reflect
Oh the fin clone is no longer on our side, so he will
He will res
Whatever decides to come after also looks like he's kind of immune to and early web
He was green I don't trust it listen I'll raise him okay when I raise him then we're
good. It's Ender-Cherrin. Now let's come over here. Question, can I stun you? You can
be stunned in this phase, so that's good. So now let's do Fury Swipes. One, two, three,
3, 4, 5. Do it again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Beautiful. And then a big slap as well.
Alright, team over here. Hit ya. 13 damage. Rearm ya basic. Rearm ya basic.
basic triple okay so he is just sure
immune to immobilize make sense keep
back up you're on my team now oh shit
Okay, so he killed me, but then he res me?
I'm confused.
He also has four backflips, so I'm going to use a very low mana attack here.
Yup.
Yup.
And then once all of his backflips are done, now he's going to do a new attack.
That's kind of cool.
So is he marked as an enemy because that bounced to Finn?
Oh, it's because he has soul link.
Alright.
I kind of want to let this attack go through, so I'm going to let this attack go through.
And once you know Edmund, I care deeply about the time and effort you've put into building
this.
him do a slasher attack whatever that may be
Alex cool
it's called shoulder again
called shoulder again
Rise.
Alright.
Let's end it.
Goodbye, God.
Oh, wait.
Nice dodge.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Hi. Of course it's not that easy.
There's a phase, there's a phase three.
Alright. Third phase, baby.
The child counts down every time it gets hit at zero. Unleash its holy beams.
So it's got, what, seven stacks of that?
So every, so I need to be a little careful
The damage here.
Oh, okay.
Very well then.
I'll just, uh...
Let's come over here. Can I stun you?
No, I cannot stun you.
But I can rearm, go for another basic attack, you'll put down another beam, and then I'll
shadow to behind you.
So that attack is more or less dodged.
Let's do a prayer here.
Yeah, we'll heal you to give you some mana back, then we'll heal here, just do some prayers.
Say a couple of praises, there we go.
And so now you've got, okay, so we need to confront you right here.
So that won't eat up your movement action.
And now you can do fury swipes.
One, two, three.
And then we do a regular attack.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
All right.
So now we're in a new phase.
Ouch.
There's a bunch of cherubs all over the grounds.
Oh you can use the bodies to like, here's the thing, they're cover.
This is actually kind of a cool mechanic.
These things are cover.
From the holy beam.
actually pretty much safe right but he'll get all the all stats up if you let
them they block the beam but if he gets the kill he'll get the all stats up
So I'm actually gonna come over here it keeps me in line with all of these and then we are
going to take out these bodies and we get four all stats up for that.
i don't want to shoot this one
counts on every time it gets hit at zero or at least a wrath of holy light
i assume this is the wrath of holy light that's currently being primed
the healer will get to rez, meowsers here
i think they've got the mana
Yeah, well now they only have eight mana. That's a problem actually. They don't have enough mana to rez.
They need ten mana I think to rez. That's a problem.
Okay, we're gonna end our turn there. Just let that, let that chill.
See.
Honestly, I think it is time for you to go.
Love ya, but you're with the countdown timer like this, I can't have him griefing me.
Because I need to count my moves at this point.
So let's go ahead, re-arm, and then we'll kill this body.
Move over to here, which is still in line of sight.
will lick you all right rocket launcher so there's even more all stats up now
That's actually not bad at all thin clone you did your job you blocked it
All right now we got count down to zero unleash holy beams.
I think we just have to kill here.
You know?
I think we just have to kill.
All right, so that's...
Is that the finale?
There it is.
Solid fight?
So we get Jellic Inspiration 1 or Healing aura.
That's a healing aura plus, that's pretty solid.
Very cool.
We unlocked a lot of new items.
The Hunter's Quiver has been unlocked.
The Bag of Seeds.
shoulder pad, thief cloak, cleric's relic. Let's see what those items are. Cleric's
relic, plus one brace, 15% chance of inflict fear on units that contact or
attack you. Very good item. Thief's cloak, more dodge, more crit. It's an okay item.
Shoulder pad, plus two armor, 15% chance to refresh your basic action movement,
weapon, and trinket actions whenever you get a kill. Combine as well with the helmet.
Bag of seeds, spawn grass, flowers, or brambles on an adjacent tile. Wow, it's nothing.
And then Hunter's Quiver, start each battle with two bonus attacks. Start each combat with two extra attacks.
Nice.
Hang on.
Guts spilled onto the ground, the corpse of the Field Creator lies in a pool of its own
pale blood.
Biscuit stands apprehensively, near the stress the battle's still pumping adrenaline through
her body.
I examine.
I loot the body.
Surely it doesn't kill you.
It shouldn't kill you the first time.
No.
No.
Oh my god, so sad.
Loot God.
Up.
Eat God.
Absorb its powers.
Ah, time to play the sorting minigame once again.
Alright, hang on.
I
All right, then what am I keeping?
Hunter's Quiver, stopwatch, bag of seeds, honestly this sorting wouldn't be so bad but
the problem is that it will put items that were already in my storage into the trash
for some unknown reason.
not tell you why it does that. Also this battleaxe is a ass.
Oh
Let's go to the box
Oh my god, you unlocked hard mode for Act 3!
Someone should throw a party or something.
Speaking of, I hear it's your birthday today.
Well, chances are it's not, but on the odd chance it was, I thought it would be a funny
thing to say.
Like, imagine if it was your birthday and I said that, your mind would have been blown.
Isn't that right, David?
Now imagine if your name was David. Good luck.
Hell yeah.
It's time.
Ducked B's lab! Which we got.
So the moment you got back into the time machine, the creator started regenerating.
probably should have expected as much well there's got to be some way of
ending this arrogant prick's tyranny wait wait just a goddamn minute yes I
have it nuke the fetal Christ child we build a nuke so powerful that not even
an atom will remain here I just happened to have kept the jar of radioactive
liquid just in case take it I'll need you to mix it with the fluid mix the
fluid the life essence of another eternal jar of radiation that King you
stole the heart from could work just mix in his blood and bring it here don't
worry we'll beat this supreme being or die trying Godspeed so now I have a
quest let go throbbing domain fill it with the blood of the throbbing king at
the end of your turn deal one damage to everything at the end of each battle gain
plus one to a random stat and minus one to a random stat permanently oh cool
Well that's sick.
Didn't I loot a Libra? I feel like I looted a Libra somewhere.
I guess not. Coulda swore I had a Libra.
I don't know where it went.
I trashed it last sorting. Aw damn. I didn't keep it.
unfortunate well so now we need to go now I probably need to go throbbing
domain and then it's gonna have me go to the rift and then in the act three
once again more than likely I'll be right back to you once
Yeah, guillotine at two in two days.
All right, didn't I loot a peace sign as well?
I think I looted so many things and they just aren't here anymore.
Maybe it's just all the sorting I have to do.
It also bothers me that this kilo of catnip doesn't stack with the other kilos of catnip.
Oh wait, nevermind. There it is. Zero damage to allies. Alright, uh, Finn, am I keeping
you? Let's go to Butch. How do we're almost done with Frank though? Gotta go to Butch though,
whenever possible. Mr. Meowsers, we'll keep you. How about you? And then we'll keep you
for Gilatina. All right.
Burbage.
Hmm, we got here Fernando, garbage, and Nari, ooh really good, nice, Russell, unfortunate,
We're almost good.
Aren't you leaving this fuck?
Uhhhhh.
Nah, same to me.
Let's wait one more day so that we guillotine is coming.
Oh someone died who died
All right, so we got split shot and furlough of a hunt let's take you
Trouble, do we need you?
And May as well.
Mr. Meuster, yeah, we'll take you.
And then who else?
I guess I'll take you as well.
Alright, let's defend ourselves.
So you're pretty much going to do all of the damage.
So let's just give you a kilo of catnip.
And honestly, two kilos of catnip.
We don't really need two kilos.
Just one kilo of catnip.
That'll do ya.
That'll do ya.
Lock it in.
Yeah.
All right, so what do you got start of each round if it's less than 16 armor game 69
Alright, let's come over here and then you don't have the knockback item so I think you're
good to just come up here. Also we're gonna go back up on the speed. Nice.
Let's puddle.
Puddle again.
That'll be it.
Give all your mana to you.
There you go.
Have all my mana.
All right, oh
You don't actually have an item that makes it so you can't miss I'm statement
Well, it happens don't miss yet just just don't miss you know
Have a whole kilo catnip
Okay, oh
All right, oh, yeah, we got to change our current quest
perfect kill god but with a nuke
definitely fucked myself a little bit with this
Let's move forward, just go Fury Swipes.
Alright, uh...
You can come over here.
and
then we can poison nail
and then outskirts to over here
I
All right, you come over here
Okay, let's come over here, let's give you all my mana, do that.
Yeah, go for it. Okay. Yeah, go for it. Okay.
All right. It's over here. Nice.
Nice.
One, two, three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, good god.
Hell yeah.
Let's outskirt over here, give you to here, face it, slice.
There we go.
Tina's lyrics has been unlocked.
What is that?
Inflict fear on all enemies.
Wow.
That's insanely good.
Holy.
I was just thinking about you.
I think Steven has a crush on you.
Don't tell him I told you he'd fucking kill me.
Would you like to resummon Gilatina 3?
Yes.
Alright, guillotine of three in three days.
Trouble?
To Butch.
Uh, to Frank.
To Butch.
To Frank.
Don't need you.
Dead cat.
To Barra.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
Dead cat.
tomorrow
Just curious why is baby jack so low compared to other places
Because I don't need any furniture, I'm stocked up on furniture, you know?
Ah, damn, so close.
Wait.
There we go.
actually don't need that in there
There you go.
Can you unlock another room? You can. I'm working on it.
All right, all in the day
gilatina is out for revenge we'll be here in two days
and we sure do have a lot of cats
All right, Arlo down syndrome plus three constitution plus seven charisma minus eight intelligence
Nice.
It's time for Beanies.
Uh, Jessica.
Starting to battle with a mobile one.
Nance.
I've done it again!
All right, new side quest. What do we got? It's time for a new invention, the Ultra
Vision 3000. This little doohickey is going to be a hot ticket item of the year. The trick
is to only make a few so they're sold out everywhere to manipulate the masses into thinking
people actually like it. How does it work, you ask? Well, let me tell you, you put this
visor over your eyes and you can see forever. So many details. It's a real stop and smell
the roses type effect. Try them out. You'll be discovering things that were right under
your nose the whole time. They do put a really bad strain on the eyes though. Blink often
because these things feel like sandpaper on to cornea. Sadly, that's my last one. These
things are selling like hotcakes. So what item is that gonna be?
Uh, events aren't harder. All normal events trigger two extra events. Nice.
Just many events.
All right, important, do we want you?
Now you learn to borrow time, set it to 10.
All right, let's see here.
We're looking for a couple of cats.
take you
Bebe
Yeah, thank you
Go shank uh, no Tracy
Okay
Limes yeah, we can keep you
Hollywood
Yeah, I'm bring Hollywood
All right, let's part
All right, let's see what we're doing here.
Show us the family vine that's seriously in breadcats.
I don't know what she's talking about.
They're full of bread.
Just full of it.
Oh, you got high speed, high health, high strength.
surprise surprise you're a fighter
and then who's our dex boy
you are
steal up to five mana from an ally
you know what i'll take you
Why not?
Heal yourself equal to half your strength rounded up.
What a butcher.
Actually, let's make you a mage actually.
high speed and mage hasn't gone to throbbing domain yet either is the monk or the jester I'll
make you the jester you can go throbbing domain you've gone to throbbing domain it's not like it
really matters since we still have one more difficulty to unlock all right fill the fill the
the blood of the throbbing king at the end of your turn, deal 1 damage to everything
at the end of your, at the end of the battle, gain plus 1 random 1, terrain walk, catch
projectiles, grab, abilities from any class are offered when you level up, you can re-roll
your level up options twice, cool.
You got Heal Attack, you got Blast and Patella Reflex, you got plus one int at the start
of your turn.
It's not too bad.
Who wants to take this?
You know what?
Let's give it to the Jester.
And then we'll also give you the...
Didn't they also have a crown of pestilence somewhere?
Probably.
Uh...
I don't see a crown of pestilence, sadly.
Looks like it's gone.
That's whatever.
Rease the damage or heal if you're basic attack.
That's why I can't nip when you take damage.
You're gonna want some sort of like passive regen, you know what I mean?
Oh shit, actually we could take fishbone.
You could take fish necklace here since you're gonna be hitting kind of like everything.
than no mana build I guess. Actually I can give you a cool hat to give you some of your
charisma back so you're not like completely fucked. And I can give you a glowing bone
because you can probably pick something that you will be able to pestle on scale.
We'll give you plus two range.
We'll give you a bomb.
You know, question...
What can I...
Actually, yeah.
Yeah, for you, what am I giving you?
extra attacks, a red cap, and even more vision. Just have like a ton of range.
Yeah, it seems good.
I'm gonna save it for someone else.
All right, that looks good
Do you know let's let's bring that
We'll just bring some weapons, you know, you got all these extra weapons we should use them
All right both quests
I'm kind of down
You know what? Let's do both quests. Calm down.
Plug it in.
Double questing on a hard.
What could go wrong?
Yo, Shinkyu, thanks for 7. Appreciate that. Thank you.
Thank you.
Alright.
Uh, cats.
That thing.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
nice okay so the attack still inflicts rot even though I don't do any damage
But the rot does spawn elite flies that love me and that seems pretty good.
These guys don't, though. That's a problem.
Oh, and now we put rot on the friendly flies and then, yeah, we gotta take rot off, or
We're just going to be cycling through some of the meteors in large areas.
Hyper beam, Shatter, teleport.
I don't mind hyper beam, but it's going to be kind of hard to use.
Let's take teleport any tile.
Got good synergy
Love the idea of using that, but unfortunately I cannot
Loot the bottle you got bottles up loot the cat
You got a rotisserie chicken and five coins
And something else. Okay, so for every question mark we get three events per question mark
Very nice
Love it
Let's come over here punch that spin
All right.
Arrow flurries, hail and nails, summon brambles, sentry mode.
Take care of the Flurry.
Petrified Pinkie.
New item.
Give an attack with Down U and set this Breaks and Brigade to 50% of your max HP.
Man, not bad for the Ranger to have in his back pocket.
Now for a slew of new events.
Examine.
Nice.
Next, the entire party healed and we got food.
Red or blue?
Blue.
The entire party took three damage.
You find some rocks on the ground.
I eat them.
Took damage, lost the strength.
Uh, that's not a monocle on the mage.
Wait, we got Arthur.
Why are we getting an axe?
Why am I getting an axe 3 boss in axe 1?
I hate it.
All right, so far it's over here.
Ouch.
I can't get in range.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice, then over here.
Backstab.
Extra limb.
Big spins.
Over here. Heal you up. You'll be sick. You'll be really cool. If my Jester got any sort of like usable ability.
Oh, my Ranger was ever in range.
True.
Ass blasts, spit, circle of protection, absorb soul, no.
Extra churn, question mark, you're stunned, take an extra churn, you're stunned and don't
regenerate mana.
Nice.
Raktas. Split the atom.
Actually split the atom with Barrow mana is not even that bad.
I'ma split the atom.
Beautiful.
Okay, so we got quite a few elites here.
Nice, good one shot, Grace.
We got the Vibes to 50% health at the end of the round,
plus two Corpse Elf.
Missed. Alright, so let's see here. We split the atom. Actually, I should have stolen
HG first
Install an MP. Oh you can you can still do it
Yep, broken rib
of
of
It takes you a little bit to split the atom.
Can you fucking die, please?
Oh my god.
Yeah, it takes a little bit to split that at him.
Let me tell ya.
At least I can farm all stats up, finally.
Alright, round 4.
Is it time to split the atom?
Is it time for the round 4 split the atom?
Let's see.
No, you can't even do it on round 4.
Even with all the stats up.
I
Bull rush
I'm 1 plus 1 equals 3.
I can't do that with this.
I'm gonna take stoop-zert.
liquid nitrogen. Donate 20 cents. You got big cheese and head cheese. Your big stick
and head cheese. Loot the cats. Got a dark friend. We'll bash the windows. I got some
PCP huge give you head cheese for some health regen
Keep the chicken.
Keep it there.
We want to kill that.
So over here, melee, becomes stupid.
All right, see four damage there, teleport over here, fire on you, you die, you're stunned.
I don't know why I even bother trying to split the atom.
It's really only going to work on boss fights, if anything.
You just need- you really gotta pump some pretty major- pretty major HP.
Hunter's Boon when you kill an enemy game 5 mana.
That's actually not bad.
well let's do it pull up the knife nothing happens charm made a friend talk
to use glasses take the candy underdog got brace and strength everything
Being adjacent to you, your basic hits go twice for half damage.
Wow, these are all fucking terrible.
Hey, Healing aura, there we go.
Now you're useful, Dish.
How the hell are you this unlucky with the knife?
I don't know. I've been trying to pull out that knife since forever.
Has it worked once? It's unfortunate.
Alright.
Go for melee strike. You only have 5 HP for some unknown fucking reason, so we're gonna just skip the turn.
Come over here. We take out the bomb. I'm enough to shock you, though.
really everybody is full HP you can't really heal yourself so split the atom
because you're constantly damaging yourself I have no real way of getting rid of that
unfortunately over here we got to find some sort of like natural health regen
for you because you are really fucking yourself here
beautiful heat waves kind of cooking it too wait there's a heat wave going on too
inflict poison on units that do that whenever you cast a spell deal one random elemental damage to reduce some tiles
every third spell you cast uh this cast twice
in a turn so I'd have to have 21 mana in order to cast bolt three times when you
enter turn if you cast exactly one spell double the spell I'll take one one's not
bad
alright I don't really feel like going to the bone yard at this then again when do I
ever feel like going to the fucking bone yard you don't know it is hell it's hell
on earth. Alright, Waterleech and Elite one at that. He is probably gonna go for this,
Fortunately
Yep
Nice
now
now
all right, let's do it, we can kill here
let's bring you over here
kill that one, get some mana
Nice.
Beautiful.
Well, at least you can sustain yourself a little bit.
Skull. I mean, no, I don't really, I'm not going to go injury maxing basic attack always
He's being...
Honestly, I think we take Vengeil here.
That roll.
Oh, Hamster style.
I love Hamster style.
Become the Hamster.
The flesh
Hey everybody's healed the full love that examine the trash
Well got a sludge necklace loop the weird creepy face don't get anything
Sludge necklace plus one armor minus one charisma curse. So it's just a straight up bad item
Okay
All right, let's go. Oh fuck. All right. Well
Nice
Well, this might be the end, because truthfully, I don't know how to kill this.
Alright, let's start with 5 Fire Damage, it is going to get to move.
Huge
All right
I don't know, we'll go stoopzer.
Actually, I should have done it even angrier.
There we go.
Okay.
Okay, over here.
Alright.
You're just gonna fucking do nothing.
All right.
You know, one day I hope that this jester is capable of doing fucking something.
Uh, loot the food.
Kiss the maggots.
And gain plus one speed, Alia.
All right, Jester's ramping up, yeah sure.
Oh shit, Elite buff twin, half health but comes with a twin.
Interesting.
Let's come on up, hit him, and I'll brace twice, I'm good.
Good, good, good, goody.
All right, that thing.
All right, that thing.
Where did all these maggots come from?
That's from the event.
Split the atom, I guess.
And Ender churn.
Ouch.
That's pretty rough.
I'll set you on fire, you're in the 7th.
that's actually really good position there
nice
There you go.
Go for it.
All right.
Good job.
Good job, Jester.
You managed to do nothing the entire fight.
Alright, let's see what you got.
Just more health.
plus 1 serrated claws.
attack will inflict bleed. Nice. Nice. Alright, let's see what we got here.
You have armor as well.
Send your turn there.
Okay, you've at least got full health.
and then we'll do a little lightning on you.
I will set you on fire.
There's a leech.
The only thing that they can honestly do
is maybe try and split the atom
And then just like damage everything for one. That's pretty much it. That's all you do.
You damage everything for one. That's your special ability.
Okay. You can kill that one, get all stats up.
Got a kill there.
Nice, got to kill there.
Alright, that'll do.
I'm not trying to heal with the jester because he's never and he has like no fucking speed
and is never in range of anybody broken mirror so minus 99 lot nice trying to think of a scenario
where I would want to use that let's leave that there's extra poop and sewage in every
battle nice oh shit you're right Libra broken mirror well no actually you can't now it can't
be broken mirror and Libra because they take the same slot.
All right, I'll put the all stats up on that one, I guess, and then you've got nothing
to do.
of
That would have been smart, but I'm not a very smart person.
and
nice
to keep
of
I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Mana meld, give all your mana to a unit and a range of 3.
and frosts, brace.
Heals you for twice as much.
I'm going to get a high healing.
I'm going to ignore the piñata, I don't have the strength to do that.
I'm going to open the play cat, because it's a jester.
Oh, stands up in terror.
Look back.
Got a citrus berry.
All right, Boris.
Oh, fuck off, twin Boris.
Oh, geez.
of
Oh
Beautiful
I
Oh, so they just kind of don't want to, nah, just, just move over here and chill.
Monday chess
huddle
Sucker punch and rage will take huddle huddles very good
All right, I'll give you the chef's apron so that you can start I
I don't know. You know what? I want to give you the top hat so you can just start at least getting bombs.
Maybe. But witch hunt, it's kind of nice.
I don't fucking know. Yeah, I should give the fighter the glowing bone.
Well, your three cat team is going along.
Yep, it's doing something.
You know, like there's some classes like thief, it's feast or famine.
Jester, it's kind of just famine and famine, you know?
That's what it feels like.
It's just famine and famine.
Oh, I didn't see the spiders on the other side.
now
at least you got a bomb now which is more than what you've been doing previous
Nice.
Get it.
Ooh, match is pretty good.
Mind control, Charmin enemy, holy fuck.
I like Russian short hair roulette.
That seems like fun.
Well, I guess I take Mind Control here so that you can, I don't know, do something on
round two.
But even still, I don't think that's that great.
Shred.
Attack five times for one damage.
This is an attack inflict all status effects.
Your basic attack does, which is none.
Inflict confusion on each adjacent.
Chosen warrior.
There we go.
It's been warrior! Perfect! Now the Jester can do something.
Which is called give their turn to somebody else.
Fuck it, pull the lever.
Holy shit, nothing bad happened.
Charmed the bunny.
A white rabbit begins foaming at the mouth and charges the party at blinding speed.
What he do nibble your bum. Oh, oh, oh
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh god
Yikes friend
All right, so we're gonna huddle up and get some speed up
No, no.
Choosen warrior.
Choosen warrior.
Choosen warrior.
And then I move forward.
And toss a bomb.
I'll borrow some mana from you so I could chosen warrior again
All right
Hit him hit him hit him hit him
Oh, it's actually an extra fight with a level up. That's actually nice
Gain zero mana
I think tactical retreat because we're not always going to be able to use terrain walk.
Oh, we did get an item.
Rock hat.
All right.
and
I wanted to kill you.
Nice. Thanks for the extra attack.
I'll fuck you.
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
Not ironically the Jester went from like the worst to being able to super buff.
You take Hull plus.
Yet another Ranger carry.
Rangers are just busted bro.
I can't help it.
uh... ignore the egg
i'll investigate it
it's a normal mirror
smash the tuna can
got a fish up
big slime
all right
it's honestly fine we're just gonna
puddle twice
debuff that one
then we're gonna mana meld
onto you
move you here
of
the
still some man of
Now.
Nice.
Nice.
oh my god
Come over to here.
Alright.
Holy water.
of
spin around
just prepare myself
of
so many of them
Each of these little slimes having one barrier is kind of annoying, but we're getting through
of it.
There we go.
Split the atom plus.
Or make chosen warrior cost less.
May as well take split the atom plus.
Thanks so we can actually split the atom.
we got here
all right
onward we go
uh... we actually can't go over there
of
now
how many actions do you all get
that's with me having extra speed too that's the scary part
I feel like the triple events kind of helped this run a little bit.
I think Bulk Plus for more stunning.
mask.
Oh, isn't there... we have the other half of that, don't we?
Attack the spiders.
We're entangled in cobblows.
Nice.
The hollowing has begun.
Patch up the fetus.
plus one fetus.
Alright, let's go.
Nice.
I can throw my bomb at them.
Alright, well all of the enemies are in the corner of the map.
I'm not sure why I'm setting up bear traps.
Cause they can't even
get hit by those.
Cause they're flying.
Alright.
That's your brutal Alright, so we'll huddle.
Alright, no.
Yeah, we may as well just huddle here.
So I was gonna say I either I either get the hit or don't
Nice
Don't miss.
Okay. Don't miss. Got him.
One of these will hit.
Hell yeah.
got him
just keep shooting shots eventually it'll work
Wait, when you kill an enemy, restore all of your mana?
Okay, sure.
Let's restore all of my mana, I guess.
That seems about right.
I'm gonna keep going.
Loot the rat.
Remove the ones.
well Bea finds a cat-shaped hole it looks like it was made for her get in
the hole
tries it fast but doesn't fit in the hole
All right, one baby spider
tighter.
Alright, let's just kill the- oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh this elite buff can go fuck itself so hard
Wait hang on
shoot some shots at you right now shoot one at the hell yeah get on my manna back baby
and shoot him I'm trying there we go and then shoot the fly behind him
They got a kill perfect all my mana back do it again
Got all my mana back, baby
Got him
down on the man. Man, the Ranger is a very fair and very balanced character. 100%.
we go got him first try I opened up a bag of chips and the boss is dead well
that's your fault for picking up in a bag of chips
Oh shit, plus two all stats.
That seems nice.
Plus two all stats.
I just need the can't miss item.
got all my mana back. got all my mana back. got all my mana back.
haha
uh-huh?
uh-uh this is...
this is fine
this is normal
as intended
Oh shit, the calyx around the bewilderment, the flying saucers whizz by and strange people
to hop out firing lasers and join in everybody healed the full I smashed the TV got a shard
glass. Well, understood. All right, go ahead and arrow flurry. Oh, got my mana back. Fight's
over you can hit everything from right here good let's go for the chicken go
for this thing.
And I keep firing.
What the fuck is this?
This is just the ranger, dude.
This is just the ranger with refill all your mana on kill.
I mean, does it really fucking matter what I take at this point?
now I can't one turn you because I have nothing to refresh on wait I take that
back I do have things to refresh on can't one turn you though
All right
All right, we're gonna give mana melds to you
All right
Chosen warrior, chosen warrior, chosen warrior, steel samana, chosen warrior again.
Perfect.
Sounds good. Let's just chill right here.
Kill him. Shoot the boss again.
on the mana back again.
basic hit, basic hit, basic hit, basic hit, basic hit, basic hit, reflect, set you on fire.
Good turn.
Almost done with phase one.
I unfortunately can't shoot my own unit for mana, it's real sad.
Let's come over here, kill that one, and then huddle for a speed up, and then you don't
have any mana right now so just gave you all my mana.
Nice hit, Steve.
Basic attack.
another basic attack. And then we'll do Shows and Warrior, Shows and Warrior, steal some
mana from you and then do an attack on you. Split the atom. Alright. I'll put blowing
bone on you. Move you over here, hit you, he moves away, go on top of the food, huddle,
gives the ranger a speed up.
Hit him again.
Hit him again.
Let's go over here, kill that, probably should have done that on the boss, but that's fine.
drug it off. Split the atom. Nice. Three turn victory. We finally split the atom jet.
Captain Bells has been unlocked. Mage Hat has been unlocked.
Mage's Hat. Plus one intelligence, gain one charge each time you cast a spell. Pretty good.
Captain Bells, minus three luck, triple the effect of your trinket. Wow.
that's kind of cool oh wait it doesn't really matter we don't need to take all
stuff drain the blood
dude we could we could have negative 300 luck I don't know when if ever that's
going to be relevant but I can do it
I'm trying to think when if like what what could I ever do with negative 300
luck you know what could I ever do with that
Oh hang on it's time to sort again.
It's our favorite, it's our favorite time of year. It's where we have to sort
through the loot with half of our items that were in storage being shuffled
back in.
Two Gemstones pretty nice.
All right, that looks good.
Oh my god, you can huff glue.
one. Alright. Oh nice, you're back. How are your eyes? Yeah, the dry cracking is a common
side effect. Lucky for you I've improved the tech. I drew a crosshair on the front to avoid
causing...strab...dismas. And the whole thing fills with sailing fluids, so your peppers,
your peepers stay moist. It's all yours. Be sure to tell your friends about it. The new
and improved Ultravision 3000. Also, great radioactive demi-blood, but it needs something else.
a little bit of chaos to shake things up. Take it with you to the rift and slice off a piece of
that giant head. The vibrations from an extra dimensional being like that should keep our
concoction in perpetual state of flux. Get that mixture to me ASAP and I'll build a bomb so big,
openheimer, we'll start spinning this grave. Now go into the rift with you.
All right, what'd I get oh wow plus four luck your basic attacks inflict mark that's kind of sick
I think I got it.
All right.
Molly Wamp.
Yeah, sure.
We'll keep you.
Vivi.
I keep you for Gila Tina.
know. Uh, beer? Sure would keep you. Limes? I don't really need you. You can go to Frank
because I'm so close to being done. Big guy? That's Acyan. Guardian Lion.
More kittens.
The creature died! Nooo!
Yodi?
Nope.
a chill actually you'd be useful Milo holy fuck 11 becks Jesus Christ
T.D.? Yeah.
Toki? Now you got Tourette's Syndrome. You're out of here.
Tinkerbell? Oh my god, another 11 dex.
They were born to be rangers.
No, Infante, my stud.
No, he's old and decrepit, his reign of being an absolute stud and breeding multiple ridiculous
This cat's is over.
I have to find a new stud.
Fuck.
This is nice while it lasted.
Alright.
I'm gonna take VV.
And you know what?
We'll take Mollywap too.
And then who else do I want?
Liev?
Basic attack causes bruise.
Estopa?
a scopha?
they may as well
oh it's this jar of radiated blood
whenever you take damage spawn a friendly clot that can grow into a copy of yourself
at the end of each battle gain plus two and minus two to a random stat permanently
nice so we actually want to hurt ourselves
seems good all right uh
we got a kilo a catnip you know feeling it
Hunter's Boon is honestly not all that useful for this guillotine to fight.
Let's give you all these champion masters.
Okay, so the champion's master is just the same thing.
Let's just give you a kilo catnip as well, because we have so many of them.
And then I'm just going to spam the ever-living fuck out of chosen warrior.
And then Lee Ev is just going to smack the shit out of everything.
Seems about right.
all right. Seems good.
All right, so...
Or should I give them all to just mollywap and we just mollywap it?
I can almost split the atom on round one!
Nice.
I
but in the end I think you like this little game of Twixy, for what I've asked you you won't
even know your name, you'll learn what you don't need if you want to radar
shoot at him the other way
alright, spot the item
All right, let's go ahead and hit you well actually let's blood zerk first drop down
to one HP.
Now you have life seal against bleeding targets.
So let's make you bleed.
And we'll do a Thunder Punch, get all your HP back, any Punch, have a Kilo Catnip, and
you'll last rate again, and again, and again.
And then shoot Glass at that thing, move over here, hit you, hit you, hit you, hit you,
I can't get in the range of that maggot, so I'll... actually...
Over here.
Kill that.
Get all your mana back.
Big hits.
Big hits.
huge
all right
let's do
show some warrior twice
we'll rip away some of your mana so we can do another show as a warrior
holy fuck we have so many, so much health
why?
Where's it all coming from?
Oh, mama maggot.
Cleric skills, you have uncapped HP.
Oh shit, you're right.
Nice.
Alright.
All right, I'll start
Such on fire punch you oh shit, it's spawning maggots nice
Okay, you have range on everything.
Alright, kill a maggot, get all your mana back, shoot the boss.
Shoot the boss again.
the boss to get your mana back. Alright. Reset. And reset again.
What's the chance to miss?
It's 50-50 with this skill.
Nice.
Nice.
of
tough
No, I can't split the atom sadness
of
Tina's best friend has been unlocked to the box.
Well look at you video game wizard.
How was that hit a dopamine invigorating, ain't it?
Well, there's more where that came from, buddy.
I got shitloads of ways to get high back here.
Try this one out for size. It's called Crazy Mode.
And it's gonna get you so loaded.
Give it a go. More rewards, more dopamine, more brain melting hardships.
Nice.
Now we can do Crazy Mode.
Beautiful.
Liev.
It's about Molly.
Different.
Vivi.
Different.
You.
It's about Hunter.
Garbage.
Wee.
Different.
Swap three and fives in the mana cost and damage value of your spells while in a battle.
Six and nines are also swapped.
Nice.
The beanie's a go.
Oh, just.
You came back to talk to us.
Frank was just wondering how long we have left in this body.
We like it a lot, so many bumps and curves going over it.
Even the tiny bumps are fun, icky fun, buff.
Frank sometimes is wondering when we die, where will those bumps go?
Do the bugs take the bumps and wear them like a house?
Because that makes Frank so happy to dream about.
think about Frank dying looks like it's time for Frank to get to work this one's
going to be adding on and on top of it like double-deckers but more better
maybe my mom will see us building and make a smile
I need to send Frank a hundred cats of them and font a
Okay, breed some more kids.
Oh.
Yo, look at that.
We got more room, baby.
Oh, put that catcatch in there.
Actually, this could actually be the full on appeal room.
I could admit. I bet it could. I bet you, we could appeal the fuck out of this room.
That's so much appeal.
I hope he twice as nice
Like a sugarplum with mostly spice
Yum, yum, yum
On my back, sometimes on my side
The cold and the grey falls
Like a cracker jack prize
Marathon nothing is what this cat's lacking
Oh
Hmm, they're a furniture set bonus?
Not particularly.
and
the
the
the
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I am so freaking out right now.
Beautiful.
So much poop.
That's nothing.
Alright.
Look at all this.
We have so, oh my god, we have so many cats.
So now...
Now, Chet, we need to beat Alts for crazy mode.
Well, that'll be what we do tomorrow.
That'll be for tomorrow.
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