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We Unlocked "Crazy" Difficulty. Lets load up some rangers and see how they handle it
02-20-2026 · 9h 15m
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I hope y'all are ready for some even more Mugemics for the 100th hour in a row.
Ah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Let's do it.
Let's do it, dude.
We have a lot of crazy difficulty.
We have a lot of crazy difficulty, so let's just see how crazy, crazy is, shall we?
see how crazy crazy can be
I'm going to go back to the
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are we at? Yo, we're at 80%. Let's go.
and I didn't say that on the video.
Ligma?
Hell yeah, I'll take Ligma.
Eggnog?
Nah.
We got Espelita?
You got depression.
Get out of here.
Hell yeah, it's time for another sad quest.
By the way, it's a mod on Nexus that shows set bonuses on equipment, so you don't need to equip the whole set. That's cool.
All right.
Oh wait, hold on before we get into it.
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I've got it again
best invention ever
So you know that thing where if you break a mirror your family dies or whatever
It's like that but with more science I call it the magic mirror you wear it on
your face and it just makes your life hell pretty cool huh so just pop it on a
cat and then have them finish the rift like that will ever happen have fun
all right what you got for me broken mirror your team has very bad luck
during events nice miss kitty am I keeping you yeah my breeding pin is
getting kind of fucked up
Oh, there's a dead cat in here, especially a couple of dead cats.
I'm not sure how they're all dying, but...
Alright.
What the fuck?
Poxoplasmosis.
Start each battle with a rat familiar in your basic attack.
Charms Rats.
And OCD.
Oh god.
What in the inbred is happening in here?
Uh, Tinkerbell.
Time walk, poison tips, high speed, high everything. Yep, yep, perfect. Let's get, let's take you.
Lucas, how about you? Yeah, you're pretty good. Grab ya.
DeMalt.
Yeah, sure. I'm gonna grab you.
Pretty Jeff.
Now you got an acid reflux. Your basic attack becomes a lob shot with splash damage.
Nope.
Uh, scamp?
Nah, low intelligence.
Uh, Costco.
Yeah, Costco, you're pretty good.
Alright.
Oh, yogurt.
Yeah, we can keep you.
That poor breeding pin.
Alright.
all right
cosco be your very first good month
you know
it might actually
just a time walking ranger
don't mind me don't mind if I do
So we're going to, we're gonna do our very first crazy run.
I don't think we're gonna do a quest, we're just gonna do our very first crazy run and
see what it turns into because I haven't done a run for, I haven't done crazy yet so,
let's just bring some people on through.
I'm gonna turn you into a monk.
The monk ranger and then I guess a druid.
Yeah.
Humble druid.
Just bring it on through.
You got taking, bear trap, counter and vengeful.
Battle cry and wild style.
hits and iron skin technique. That's actually really good. I guess you're just wearing nothing.
Are there any quests actually that I could take to...
The only quest I have for the Throbbing Domain is the Storage Locker and I don't think I
want to do that.
I could maybe take a Spider Injector.
Yeah.
I'll take the Spider Injector.
Uh, do we have any good items here for you?
Your basic attack inflicts marked.
That's pretty good.
Oh, and then take a radar, dude, actually it'll take dice.
I like dice.
We'll make you nice and tanky as is tradition.
Tina's best friend spawn a large charmed fly at the start of each battle.
Oh, that's cool.
Druid, you're kind of useless, I'll be honest.
all familiars in an area plus two damage I guess you could just honestly let's
just let's just make you familiar spam I think we have a flute as well don't we
yeah we're just gonna make you spawn a whole bunch of familiars and just go
for that I guess
triple the effects of your trinket now it's not gonna really work out too
well. Mark on basic attack goggles. This isn't really the comp for it right now. Yeah, it's
not really the composition I would use for it. We can just start with radar dish and
just make somebody randomly marked. That'll honestly be just fine. Meow. Meow. At the end
of your turn drain mana that's not I need to get rid of this heavy mace I never use it
I never use it bro bro I tell you I never use it
Is there a trinket we can give you?
Not really.
Alright. Looks good.
Let's send it in.
So it's time for Crazy Difficulty. Let's do it.
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So let's see, what do we have here?
So, elites can now have two banners, which is kind of nutty.
smart you hopefully get a kill nice and then we'll put off a counter
nice
All right bird comes over
The image of the bird is pretty good. Oh Tina's friend has also the infested just kind of shit
This is a physical attack. It's not a physical attack
You can't spawn a whole bunch of familiars though.
What is crazy difficulty? It's hard, but harder.
Safety Dance, Hydro Palm.
Probably take Safety Dance here.
I leaped the flowers, got some seed bombs, and all ya, we killed God with the nuke, no
we have not.
These, oh, this elite leaper with shielded, shielded and spiky, that's actually kinda,
kinda nuts.
Come over here, swap, do some range attacks, and then I'll put a slow on you, and I can
put a slow on the other one as well.
Slow is going to be very valuable in this fight.
Also we need to use up all of our mana.
I can't reach this elite here, so it's problematic
It's over here
Yep
Back here
Okay, so the spiderlings that spawn from my fly are actually mine.
So it's actually not too bad.
Alright.
All right, that's not too bad actually very nice
We won't want to go for these chickens.
Okay, so let's come over here.
Swa- oh, actually I wanted to- I was already in the correct one.
I fucked that up a lot.
I was already actually in the correct stance to shoot.
Sometimes I forget what stance I'm in with Monk.
All right, so we got Infest, Collect Pell, Spike Trap, Magnet.
I mean, I already...
There's already a lot of Infested kind of going on,
So I think we actually just go for more infested
Yeah
Not gonna be my greatest ranger, but
It'll still be a ranger. Yo, we got a monocle. Let's fucking go dude physical attacks can't miss not to be useful for later
all cats lose 10 HP and he got nothing for it
at least we got an easy boss to heal on
alright so he's got speedy and depressing which is kind of shit
Miss
Get fair trap here
I've got from bridal hits nice
Nice. So now he's on fire.
Let's go over here.
Let's spawn some
units and then...
we'll just do that and I think we're just gonna safety dance here.
Okay, fluttered over here, get a hit, nice.
You gotta take aim.
So he's probably gonna run this way, so we're gonna put a Bear Trap down.
Yep, there it is.
Okay, I'm getting all stats up there.
I think I'm on fire is actually really good.
Can't really do much.
Yeah, he's just running around.
Big hit.
Damn, Warrior heals for a lot.
Breaking point.
Deal damage, knockback.
Dude, it's a spell and every take damage, big punch, trip.
I want to take breaking point.
Holy. That is a lot of elites.
Uh, elite buff, healthy.
Holy fuck, it's got 6 HP regen.
Good god.
And all these also have shielded depressing.
of
I can't really throw anything.
Kill ourselves up a little bit and then just do a safety dance.
Alright.
Nice.
That was a good kill.
That was a good, that was a good kill right there.
That was like the most dangerous enemy.
Alright, that one would be over here.
Go Maggots.
Burmuse Sourd.
K...
You can kill that one counter, pair that, switch stances, kill that one and kill that one over here.
Good unbridled hits.
Then we'll put a slow on you.
Oh, yo, you see that?
That's a rocket launcher.
Yo, Pinko Kitten, thanks for 100 and 1 month's push that way.
the mantis for spell you can attack an extra turn. Release energy, emit 10 sparkles, deep
dive, become down, you don't get injured at the end of the next round. You revive with
1 HP, 15 armor, and all stats up. Side step, move 1 tile, gain armor. I don't mind
way of the Mantis here. I don't know if it's like a good ability or not but I
certainly don't mind it. Got a broken window. Looks like the loot you get while
playing on crazy is pretty good as well. Let's bribe them.
Oh touch the box and take five damage
Okay, so we have a elite leaper with brace and tank and there's another bird here
This is definitely a rocket launcher 100% we're gonna send that
All right, I'm not going to be able to have any line of sight, unfortunately, let's come
Come over here, range attack, and then I'll put a slow on you.
That counter's not doing a whole lot.
Okay.
Let's come over here.
Flute.
dance and we'll kind of heal everybody mostly healed though now we need to get
rid of
we don't need to get rid of that barrier
nice
Big hit.
Get hit there.
An SMG!
Holy.
Yeah, we're getting all the good weapons.
Alright, eagles are definitely worth killing.
Your basic action also gives temporary movement speed.
Uh, Rapgod's not terrible.
But Super Crow can be even better.
Do the Super Crow or Wrapped God?
I'm going to go Super Crow because it's just immediate power right now and I think that's
really what we need or anything.
So you've got a rocket launcher and I guess I'm going to give you an SMG.
Shoot five shots in a straight line.
it dude. I attack them. They turn on him and bite at Lucas savagely tearing into his fur.
Lucas takes 31 damage, yikes.
Let's give you an eyeball.
Your basic attacks inflict bruise is pretty nice.
all we can just take the full heal now it's gonna take the full because like
bruise isn't even like bruise isn't even that good you know I mean like for one
basic attack that means I'm gonna add one bruise per round that's fucking
nothing what you're really looking for is nip nip is one of the best abilities in the game
holy holy shit he's got static and lucky
all right
He's also got brace for so this SMG is gonna do five damage
Well, you can definitely come in at least get some damage in you know what I mean, okay
And I don't think counter even does anything this fight because the thing is he always knocks back on his hits
Just come over here miss
And we're just gonna put slows on them
Alright, so now he's got Mark on him, which is actually really solid.
Let's go over here.
We got TomTom and the LeapFlee.
I'm going to save my bomb for later.
I'm just going to do...
Anybody missing HP?
Not really
Hell yeah, that's a big hit
So we're gonna put a trap right here because what I think is gonna happen
He's gonna punch the bird away and then he's gonna move towards the fighter because that's closer
Let's move over here so he punches out of way and then he moves into the trap.
Alright so now he's a mobile for one round so he actually can't even do anything.
Let's go for a backstab here we can do a breaking actually we can let's melee him
first.
I could do breaking point, but I actually kind of don't want to.
There's a counter I guess.
You've got two unbridled hits that you can do, which is pretty strong.
It's honestly a lot of hits.
Good counter there.
That's fly on care.
Nice.
Do you get anything extra for killing the queen before her heart attack?
You don't have to fight her for longer and get punched in the face that's that's the
benefit I guess technically yeah your loot will
be better. You have a higher chance of getting better loot. Spotters is okay, but... I'd re-roll
here. Oh, Hunter's Bone! Hunter's Bone, man. It's gotta be Hunter's Bone. Uh, current
quest.
All right, no wait, to the bone yard, not the caves.
there we go
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Alright, so we got Chumbag, and that's our only elite, so honestly not too bad.
birds though oh wait we have another elite that's hiding behind here I don't
have any movement abilities as my yeah I'm any movement abilities it's kind of
This sucks.
Just come over here, switch stances.
Good hit.
Now.
Now.
Now. Now.
Good damage in there.
Alright, so we kill for one there.
There we go.
Alright, so you can't miss, and you regen mana on a kill.
So we'll get a free kill there.
That puts you in range of everything.
This is a guaranteed kill.
That's a kill.
That's a kill.
Good old hunter spin.
Broken Ranger again? I mean it's not even like a broken ranger. It's not even like a broken ranger. It's literally just...
it's just it's just it's just the ranger at this point jet fish melee attacks and
abilities blow wind through the tiles they hit this is actually really bad of a
passive I feel like because you'll melee something like once and then so I can
terrible dancing lights when you switch dances for each empty armor slot emits a
sparkle if all your slots are empty game plus one to a random stat dancing
lights is not terrible because that'll be three sparkles but like the thing is
is that as you go up in difficulty multi-hit low damage becomes even less
valuable because there's elites that get passives that every time you hit them
they emit a sparkle or they have like brace and shit you know
perfect technique while in range stat you have plus one range and plus two magic
damage while you are in melee stancia plus one brace
I'm gonna still take the dancing lights because I have no equipment on I may as
well commit to the bit. Bash the bars! Swarm of rats crawl out and bite and poison all
the cats. If there's anything I've noticed on Crazy, it's uh... there's a lot more...
We got to kill this thing.
You got to kill that dove.
There we go.
Hit you.
Okay.
The events are a lot harder.
That's what I'm really noticing.
Yeah.
Come over here.
Kill that. Nice.
Okay.
I don't want to do that.
I'm not gonna get it.
All right.
So, kill you, get my mana back.
Kill you, get my mana back.
Kill you.
kill you
hit
here we go
bird no not like this
All right, let's take up the trash, hope we can get that trash bag.
That's all we got to do though, just grab the money.
There we go.
Okay.
something okay well so I just saw something I'll explain it here in a
second first we're gonna go HP up so here's the deal here is the deal infest
if you do it on an elite with two badges on it the flee that it spawns or the
The spiderling that it spawns also gets two badges.
It's not like, that changes a whole lot, you know.
The ranger continues to feast.
Plus one brace.
That's a nice item.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I
Sure take it up I
Was thinking I think events are just kind of yeah. Oh god all stats down and adjacent units also get stats down to fuck we're depressed
I should have done that
We got to get some armor for you because like you're really low HP
Let's go for the bird
Yeah
That all stats down from depression is actually fucking terrible
I'm gonna put a lot of slo on you though.
Come on over.
Big damage there.
You can't counter anything you do.
Just try to.
Nice.
So there's that kinetic that we were talking about.
bomb.
Tip.
The stats down does affect enemies as well, but good luck with that.
I'll take more speed, although I probably should have gotten Dex.
We'll take Constitution.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, so we got two hosts, which...
Hosts aren't really even that bad.
Although it does make an interesting situation where if I swap
You gotta be a little careful on who it's hidden
Also a bird back there, we are gonna want to kill that
Put a slow on the host
That is an elite Jekyll
All right, now I am putting myself in position to be hit by that, that's fine, Spiderling
saved me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Nice.
Oh.
Nice.
Nice, good hit.
Oh, wait, he is undying.
Oh, fuck.
That's fine.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
There we go.
bird go. Got em. I hate posts with a burning patch in their bullshit. Not that bad. Uh,
higher intelligence wouldn't hurt. Cause you already have pretty good strength, speed, charisma.
extra luck actually may not be bad either I'm actually gonna take the luck here be
higher up on the luck what I get plus one decks guess I'll give that to you as
well which isn't a it's not a breaking point for more damage sadly
We can give you your glowing bone back or we can give you actually seed bombs.
It's not terrible actually.
Alright, always go for furniture.
I recently expanded my house.
I have more room for shit.
up take five damage yeah the events are definitely a lot worse on crazy yeah dan
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how's crazy mode compared to hard it's
it's hard to say right now
We have an Undying Jekyll.
That's mildly terrifying.
Just over here.
Swap.
And then we are gonna do...
on to you. They're a nice hit on to you.
Some over here. Sponsored familiars.
Not sure why that bounced you.
Nice!
That was a value bomb there.
The res.
Oh, never mind. He's got the fly swarm, so that actually overwrites it.
That's fine by me.
Damn.
Ah, he's a rocket launcher here.
Okay, let's come over here, kill the chicken.
Beautiful.
Okay, set you up for a counter.
Uh, kill myself.
No.
No.
No
Adam
Yo, Ned, thanks for 7. What happened to Terraria?
Uhhh...
I just...
Mugenics came out and took over my life.
I don't have to tell ya.
That's really all there is to it.
I think...
What can you expect?
Tinkerbell remembers when things were easier and she wishes she could go back home.
God, she's got depression. She wants to go home.
So I just realized something.
We have the spiderlings.
We have the spiderlings attached to us.
Right?
We have spiderlings attached to us that means that if we die, we don't leave a corpse of any kind
And the reason that's
Important is that we're gonna be fighting a boss
That's gonna take over my body and then once I kill it
To exercise the body
I'm gonna lose the
God all right
Damn these guys are a dude. This is actually kind of a brutal fight
He's got absorbent so he's gonna drain all mana
And he's got plus two damage
He's got a barrier and depressing
So everybody's got an all stats down
of the
I actually can't hit here because that all just annihilate the ranger
oh wait I can't even I have to use all my mana to fuck this guy's gonna be a
rough fight
all right spawn some units
Okay, he's facing a good position so now we can actually damage.
We really gotta kill that one first.
and
I got a big damage and
of
,
I can't switch dances either otherwise this guy's going to keep my fighter
come from town
where's that smell coming from
where's that smell coming from
so stink leaves stink so do you like
no dare
damn
if you can pose and throw up
when you're
come
where's that smell coming from
just that smell
of the
death
of the spirits of inspirational
I got to move away from this thing.
Okay, so we can actually do some unbridled hits here.
Oh, actually, we can still get some unbridled hits in.
So we'll do unbridled hits.
Nice, that is actually really good.
Hell yeah.
That was a lot of damage.
He's really close to death.
We should start working on this guy now.
Let's move you over to here.
Because when one dies, the other enrages.
Okay, he dies on his turn now.
over here
okay he's dead
okay I don't have to worry about mana now so that's kind of nice we can just keep
you here
Oh boy.
All right, he dies on his turn, nice.
Monk is actually pulling his way.
Force a unit to move towards you, reload, kill something, Rage Punch.
CPR is kind of useless, we may as well just take Rage Punch because it goes with breaking
point.
which we have yet to be able to actually use.
Mali attack that inflicts knockback, one and confusion.
We'll give you the rotisserie chicken
so you can heal yourself a little bit.
I think we're gonna take off the dice now.
we're gonna go for plus one brace because I really gotta keep this ranger alive
Alright, so we have two tombstones, one on the left and one on the right, both of which
are going to delete my mana.
But a lot of enemies here only have like 1 to 2 HP.
It's just that the bodies have a lot, so what we're going to do is we're going to
move forward, we're going to swap stances, which is enough to kill one of the wisps.
We'll start that tombstone and then we down that body so it can't attack me.
And then I guess I'm just going to use all my mana.
So I don't take damage.
Okay, we'll do Rage Punch followed by a regular punch.
Oh wait, you can actually just desecrate a body.
Okay, that works.
Oh wait, I could have desecrated that one too.
I gotta remember desecration.
Let's get away from our ranger.
Flute.
Inspirational.
Nice.
of
if
If I saw that correctly, 3 month slows immobilized might be nice for Debuck.
The problem is, is that he needs to be in a corner for it to actually hit.
Big hoppin block.
Oh yeah, this, uh, this monk that we ha- oh.
Take 7 damage.
This monk has really been pulling his way.
He's a very solid monk.
Okay, so let's move you forward.
Whenever the enemy casts a spell, it gains an all stats up.
cute. God my fire is just so slow because he spawns next to my ranger. My ranger has
depression and is making everyone else depressed.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Unfortunately, you lost all your mana.
I can't give you a heart.
get up and dies on his turn
kill yourself
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
flin nice for seven appreciate that
I'll take slump the bigs.
Rotten meat hat.
It's about a charmed maggot in the endo-chern
Interesting
I'm gonna leave it these events can just really hurt you
In the entire main quest be complete a normal difficulty yes it can to my knowledge. Oh
My god, you can roll double damage up. Holy
That thing's gonna hit like a fucking truck
Let's go over here, to melee the grave, unbridled, and I'll put a slaw on you, wow, nice.
Alright, are we missing HP? Yeah, we're missing HP.
up what we can. Let's go for a backstab. Nice. Big hit.
Big hits.
Oh boy.
Okay they've both been after the Tom Tom's so that's fine.
Oh, oh my god and the Maggots you spawn also have double damage up?
Fuck me.
Alright so we're gonna do Wave of the Mantis here.
Swap.
Kill that one.
kill that one and then come over here kill that one
ooo stun that's pretty brutal
okay
Okay, we can leave these maggots for resets.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
Alright.
Good time lock.
No time lock.
Nice.
Boom.
Get those resets in.
breaking point plus scales a lot faster.
We'll take breaking point plus.
Again an ability I get to actually be able to use.
Tombstone plus six.
Oh wow.
Plus six hour minus two speed your basic attack has plus two knockback and a ten percent
chance of stun.
hide helmet. Air candy. Probably gonna take safety dance here. Just cause giving everybody
armor helps me like really stack it up. Minus two speed.
But your basic attack has extra chance to stun.
So you know what?
We'll take it.
It goes on the Monk.
Oh, fuck.
That is a very large butt zombie.
Take one less turn per round but gain 50% health and damage.
the
the
of
of
a bit runs
super doing here
I can just move to here.
Alright, so let's go wave the mantis here.
We're gonna switch stances.
Ow.
I'm stupid.
I was already in range stance.
Kip.
We got to try and do some healing here.
We got to kill this one.
not a lot of good places to actually move.
Kip! I'll do it there.
Alright.
Let's move over here.
Oh nice to move to the other side of the map.
It is looking very weak and might die
I actually can't attack this thing right now.
You have so much poison on you
All right, we got you inspirational songs
Monk might actually die
Damn, lost my monk.
Fuck.
That's unfortunate, dude.
I'll take Timewalk Plus.
Jewel of Drog.
The first time you reach full mana, each battle gains plus one magic damage and reduces the cost of your spells by one.
Yeah, good luck ever hitting full mana.
But I mean...
If I could hit full mana, that'd be sick.
You know?
If by some miracle, I hit full mana.
Catch discover the entrance to an ancient necropolis.
Oh, the party that sends down is in a necropolis.
Moments later they come running back up, battered and bruised.
The entire party took damage.
Nice.
Oh, fuck me.
well four elite where cats
okay yeah sure
of
Go get it fighter!
Nice.
I'll present myself as a potential crit target here.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh god, you have one HP.
Well, not like you can do anything.
feel for four, feel for one.
I got a gun! Let's go!
Oh!
Wow!
Super Crow Plus?
Or Good Vibrations?
Oh, the decisions. I'm gonna give them a chicken so I don't really care about the full heal.
It might actually need to be good vibes because like I have no healing
Oh
Super crow plus
All right, let's give you a revolver
and I'm gonna give you the chicken you can have the hunter's flute I guess
Uh...
Can take Bullseye.
I guess Glowing Bone.
Yo, can I get a free cat?
Oh, yeah, I got a free cat. Let's go
All right
What's the never sound do?
Means they can't level up.
The keen gatos!
What'd you get?
Flaming.
Oh good.
of the
goody-goody
the good news is he's gonna set himself on fire
that's that's the good news
of
Oh
Yeah, he backflips back into the fire. Oh wait
Speed
and
I'll stow a sod in brass
Something
But the fishes go dark
The sand that I've dug
I'll stifle this
Over the land
You shunt
But that
Your favorite book
Is in the ponies
I'll stifle this
And I'll die
There's no better
of
this
Yeah
Okay, don't get it bird
I'm going to do a whole lot of damage.
I'm going to do a lot of damage.
Backstreet one damage to him.
hit you're gonna do a whole lot
Okay, so you don't get mana back for that.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to kill this thing.
All right, I see walked into the trap so we can actually hit him.
We can actually get some damage in on the boss.
Let's go for a backstab.
We'll do Dexterous hit first, turn me the barrier, get a hit in.
Nice.
We actually got some damage.
It's not a mobile anymore.
some of the fire everywhere
some of the fire everywhere
Oh nice. That doesn't do anything. Good. More adds.
Okay, that gets rid of some of the- that gets rid of some of the adds, got some more damage
on them. Let's do safety dance. Just safety dance in our way through here. Give them one
HP each.
of the
tip
of them
is flies having guaranteed miss first attack and
And they have a barrier
Nice now I have a spiderling
Yeah, it ain't looking too hot, boys.
It's got it.
Yeah, I'm dead.
nice still gives them the damage up that didn't even didn't even get rid of the barrier
No.
Maybe I'll grab that, and then maybe I don't die.
Nope, still dead.
Nice.
Sam.
That's it, that's it dude.
Can I fit off your head?
All the four-legged spirits
swaying in the shadows
Skeletons are singing
a supernatural song
and there's a rotten smell of death
of a tower-siding grass
The promise is that if I kill him right now, he's going to possess the fighter.
There we go.
and
use the gun
How do I kill them?
Because bear trap costs 5 mana.
I guess I just put a trap in front of him and just stand still and hope he walks forward.
Well, unfortunately, he got ex- he- he did.
He did.
Right?
But he has an ex- he had an extra turn.
This guy blocks line of sight.
to the left lobbing gun actually there's a wisp right here so I have a 50-50 he's
gonna either go to the left or go or go backwards so I can put a trap I can put a
trap here shoot him and then maybe he goes to the left it's just it's just a
straight 50-50 I can't move next to him I don't have the movement to move next
to him I think I just have to take the 50-50 lob first no not lob first
first Jesus jet
right fifty fifty
and we got
huge
Holy fuck we lived dude. I did not think we were gonna survive that shit
Holy fuck
That was insane
would have been a lot easier if we played it on normal but you know me
Hey, I have the full farming set now.
All right, Tinker Bell, you did a great job, go to Frank.
Success! You did great out there. Your cats will no doubt perish from infection, but it's
for the betterment of humanity as a whole. Because now we know spiders living in your
brain isn't a good thing. I mean it might work if there were fleas. Yeah, maggots.
Gotta find something to write this down on. Before you go, here's 200 coins,
and you can keep the brain spiders around the house. Thanks, man.
to all enemies at the start of the battle. Yeah, that's pretty sick.
All right.
I don't care if they're all of the breeding pan will continue.
furniture.
Nothing that gets appealed, probably we are at 50 appeal though.
All right, Mal-Mal, yeah we're keeping you.
Oh wow.
Game 1 magic damage until the end of the turn.
You know you're actually not that bad, Taki.
I'm gonna name you Taki because you got a disease.
Wobbly cat syndrome.
25% chance to block attacks and get knocked back 10,000 instead.
Interesting. I'll keep you.
Spincey?
Nah.
That's the beings.
Willy?
Nah.
Little Steely Dan?
Oh my god, he's got dwarfism.
Look at him.
Dotty's really, he's deep in the bread, let me tell you.
He is deep in the bread.
Frederick?
Ah, you're fine.
Get deep in that red.
Welcome to Eternity.
Can I show you to your room?
Do I have to resummon Pyrofenia?
Yes.
Alright, Squirrel, do I want you?
have cancer well the baby jack you go
yogurt yeah thank you
uh, wheat?
nah, you're alright.
summer?
nah, you're fine.
little steely dan?
nah, your HP is way too low.
Hmm, no.
Prudence?
Sure, I can take you.
Alright.
So now what quest are we doing?
We're going to...
I actually need to see what the quest item does real quick.
Whenever you take damage, spawn a friendly clot that can grow into a copy of yourself
at the end of battle, plus two, minus two to random stats.
Gotcha.
All right, so who's gonna be wearing that? Just a question.
Who can damage themselves?
You gain luck when you take damage.
Have I ever done a call of a scat?
I actually have not done a single call of a scat run.
Meowgur?
Hell yeah, Ranger.
Go get it.
All right, uh...
Oh, if you notice, look on the checkerboard.
The ghost in the top, there has two lines through it.
So we'll have to do that for every single, every single battle.
I'll bring a jester.
Why not?
And a cleric
Oh beautiful. Alright, what'd you get? Ram and empty vessel
Familiaries you spawned at 3 health regen and 10 max HP
Interesting
Spin dual wield when you use your weapon automatically use it again for free
Scatter Shot and Tower Defense, Heal a Unit and Blessing a Spirit.
Alright, so we actually got some good rolls here.
So I'm going to give you the Rotten Meat Pat so that way you'll spawn a Charmed Maggot
at the end of your turn.
Oh yeah, let's see what the Thrumming Set is real quick.
If you end your churn without using your basic attack, movement action, or casting a spell,
gain an all stats up, basically do nothing and become better.
I think I'm actually going to give that to the priest.
Look at that.
That's actually perfect for you.
Your job is to literally sit in the back and do nothing.
in the back of Nora Farm.
Because you have Blessing of Spirit, so you don't want to cast spells anyway, right?
And the Clots that you spawn if you take damage at the Trash Set bonus?
It is.
It's not good.
I'm not keeping it.
But you're going to gain Health Regen and Armor, Magic Damage and Mana, Damage and
thorns. Beautiful. Are you allowed to use your weapon? Without using your basic attack,
move an action, or casting a spell? And you're turned without using a basic action, move
an action, and you're turned without casting any spells, movement. So I can still use
a weapon. If there's like a weapon I can use. Potentially. Yeah, just inflict fear
on everything. So if anything gets too close. Alright, so you just sit in the
the back or a farm and if anything gets too close put fear on everything it's
once for battle it's once for battle but that's all you really need we're gonna
give you the rotten hat so that you can spawn a familiar we'll give you a second
piece of rot as well. And I can give you energy transmitter so that you can give even more
So now you can give speed to them as well.
I'll give you the staff and the hunter's flute.
There you go.
You actually have a very solid build.
And then of course we got our standard.
And you're going to want a weapon.
You or a target unit takes an AI-controlled bonus turn.
Which then you can use twice.
So you actually get two free turns.
Granted, that could go wrong real fast.
I'm the soldier, we still have it, so it's all good.
Let's do it.
I need to heal the full.
And then what am I doing for you physical attacks can't miss spawn with an extra attack
Triple the effects of your trinket
There's really a trinket here I'd want to do
That's the spider, baby.
Look at that.
Negative 293 luck, baby.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
All right, you're braced out.
Yeah, we'll just do spider baby. Everything has... if you don't need spider baby.
Uh, I don't ever know what the fuck hat to use on you.
Ain't got a lot of options.
Plus charge every time you cast a spell.
I guess.
Yeah, never now.
Does that mean you could triple the jar?
In theory, I think?
Definitely worth sciencing on like a super boss.
Now I'll have you take the sucks down so you can just shook up all the mana.
Actually you know what, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
I'll give you a gun. Lock it in.
Alright.
Desert on hard mode.
Alright.
So I gotta I gotta try this yeah you in fact do get
You get two extra turns, baby.
I
My god, those are 11 HP flies and 15 HP maggots that's actually sick
Oh, got an item.
Well.
Call over, born again, revive, we'll take revive because you're just sitting in the
back ore farming.
What's this?
Sharp straw.
Weak melee attack.
If it kills a unit, kill 10 HP.
I'll take surprise.
Nice.
Miagra gets an extra turn.
Oh yeah.
Drayton, it's your sub and dude.
Appreciate that.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
I
Kip
But I take 14 damage, what the fuck?
get it. Why'd that hurt me. Nice.
Oh, the elite buff, right, right, right, I'm stupid, it's okay.
I got it.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Get back up.
Brogdon light cured.
Alright, we have to watch out for mana burn.
That's fine.
Refresher based action and movement action, fall asleep at the end of your turn, sharpen claws.
Why do I just sharpen my claws, actually?
Exert was fun last time. Exert was fun because we had a dream catcher.
What about the spider syringe?
We fought tooth and nail to the very end, but we were able to pull out a victory.
I'm gonna take a nail, actually.
Extra set of eyes.
At the end of each turn, gain plus one preemptive counterattack.
Attack the next thing that targets you before it attacks at you automatically. Oh, that's kind of cool.
Charisma or intelligence.
Alright, let's take some Riz here.
Alright, Marshmallow.
Her lick attack will charm.
Let's come over here, let's spin, let's attack you, and then let's give me two additional
turns.
And then I punch you again.
And then I punch you again and I spin again and then I walk away.
Hit you.
Damn.
So close.
Arrowsmith collect out spawn of pooter soothing shot
I'll take spot a pooter because Arrowsmith is only good if you have like DNA multiplier
Where you're getting double value out of the skill
I punch you and then I give myself an additional turn
of
the
of
Holy shit the amount of putters that you can spawn is actually unreal.
I'm not gonna be able to do that.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
in on like rounds like four on a good like on a good day round four you know
see we got here kill units diversion give your man away gym membership I'm
roll that big punch warp cheat randomize I take big punch here cuz that'll give you
you something to do
you know please you have low charisma so you can't really do a whole lot
I'll take a warp.
It'll give you some mobility.
Because right now the Jester is sort of like a...
It's a spawner.
25% chance to reflect projectiles, your tile targeted spells have plus two range.
Very nice.
Sneak by the trap.
Hell yeah. Alright so we got three elites. Just come over here, punch you, and then give
myself two additional turns. Very nice. Good turn. Over here. Kill that one. Spawn of
Pudder.
Yeah, I spawn a pooter and I spawn a pooter and I spawn a pooter
Anyone need any healing? Nope
split-shatter tainted mother or major soul
I only care about tainted well actually I guess tainted mother isn't too bad with all the fucking pooters responding as well
Tainted pooters or Putin I
I inspect the mirage. It is in fact a mirage. Money bag. What you got? Weapon Master. Your
Your weapon and item abilities gain plus 2 damage and get 25% critical chance.
No.
I guess fervor.
I'll take the drive, I'll start making the drive-on set.
I'm only missing the hat and I've got full drive-on, drive-on is actually a really good
It's a...
Alright, so what did you roll?
When hit bounces itself and attackers apart.
Nice.
And that is Lonesome Road.
Burning by a heavy load.
Seeing the mask of a- my friend.
Until this journey's at an end.
This road goes for my morning meal.
Burnt the breeze at night, you.
You'll see when I take my bread.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, we definitely don't want that to go through I'll take a three that's honestly fine
What if I act you know what there you go pooter get some extra rounds in
pooter pooter pooter
and
he's just stuck in there
seven
seven
seven
three
five
four
five
five
five
five
five
five
15
You start each battle with a random, firm and familiar with boosted health and damage.
Or healing aura!
Hell yeah!
It's just...
Alright.
Dry bone.
Hey!
That's full dry bone.
Hell yeah.
Inflict bruise on units that contact you.
Inflict bruise that units that contact you.
Inflict bruise on units that contact you.
Beautiful.
and find a random common bone at the end of every battle so now I can get more dry bones.
And now he's... I don't know this is also... I guess bone marrow is also part of it.
There we go.
Oh, no, I actually like that.
I can put on a different drink if I want.
And it's four, seven, ten, thirteen armor.
So thirteen armor, three thorns, anything that hits them takes three bruise.
actually that's not a bad set at all. We go on Crater, we go in Bunker. I've been enjoying the Bunker.
I've been enjoying Bunker. But yeah, I'm gonna go to Bunker.
Hello.
Let's come over here.
Go for the bird.
Go for the bird.
Go for the bird.
Go for the bird.
for the bird
Nice, you won't go to the Bishop Hat.
Fighter can kill that one.
All right, what you got smash your weapon seal triple damage, but they always break
now your critical hits inflict marks
plus one range your tech seal more damage the further away you are from the target
I mean, sweet spot's not terrible.
If you end your turn, you have exactly four mana, gain one magic and one that.
No, your basic attack is always a critical enemy that hits you.
Epiphany.
Fuck it, animal handler.
Just more fucking familiars.
Let's do it.
This bar room, does bar room know there's also an impossible difficulty?
Shut the fuck up.
There is not another difficulty above crazy.
Shut up.
Say psych right now.
Say psych right now.
dang it dang it dude
Every time Cheddar mentions it to Baru, Edmund adds another difficulty.
It's fucking stupid.
I would actually, honestly I don't mind the other difficulties, it's just gotta, it's
gonna be, it's gonna take for fucking ever to actually unlock it, because in order to
unlock crazy, you have to summon the three bosses.
our new bro Tato it's time oh bumblefoot oh bumble fuck do it up
I'm not having a great time, are you?
And by the time I'm done with Mugenics, the actual Brocade-O difficulty, the new Brocade
will be out.
Lord help us.
Oh, radioactive mask.
Please God, get some speed.
All right, so we have an elite kill dozer and an elite cultist lackey
He's in deep
Mutates things that step in it probably don't want to do that
Okay.
Oh, I've got my own pooter.
The fact that I have 11 HP Flies with Regen is kinda nutty.
Here, I'm going to give the Ranger two additional turns.
You fucking stepped in the mutation, you dumb shit!
You used the gun!
Alright, I'm never giving extra turns to the Ranger again.
Hey Ed if you're watching this have the new highest difficulty force you to use only
one cat instead of four.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
patching the game.
Would you look at that that looks like some that looks like some split-shot value
you
uh-oh
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Did those guns have limited shots?
Yes, the immediate insta kill has limited actions.
I'm gonna take a hop.
Smash it!
Hell yeah.
All right, Johnny, let's see what we got for you.
What'd you get?
You're immune to stuns, heard.
Now let's give you some extra turns.
Alright, I already tipped off 100 HP.
of
and
you know what odor odor odor
Pooter. Pooter. Let's move over here. Another Pooter. Go get it, my Armory of Poots. I can't
even get to him anymore. There we go, making a spot.
genuinely one of the strongest jesters we've ever had.
All he does is spawn shit.
And floss!
I like that the fly survived the bomb is so ridiculous
No, these really matter as I'll take terrain walk for potential movement.
because like I'm just gonna keep spawning putters
blackjack new item
melee attack with a 5% chance to stun
automatically use this when you stop next to an enemy
or an enemy stops next to you oh
that's kinda sick
you have blackjack
Oh, that was spooky.
that just wait jet
Just wait until we have upgraded pooters.
So instead of spawning one pooter, I spawn two pooters.
Also he ends his turn and spawns 20 health onto the battlefield.
Oh, I got a clone.
Kooter. Kooter. Kooter. Kill that one. The army of poots.
Hang on, I'm gonna give the jester extra turns.
whenever he ends his turn he spawns more flies for even more minions
Oh, that's kinda cool.
The Prudence clone also gives regen.
So now it's even harder to die.
Does it really matter what I use?
I'll take buddy up for potential.
True.
I should just make the jester shoot the cleric.
Since he's got low damage anyway and just spawns flies.
You know?
And now the clots.
Very nice.
I'm curious how he intends to beat mother this time since he doesn't have thorns.
Well, I'm going to the rift.
Not the end.
Extra turn?
No.
not an extra turn. Experimental Teleporter. Teleport to any town you have a 15% chance
to equip a piece of fly armor that breaks up any pieces it replaces become the fly
pull the lever hey got the right lever
gain one poison your attack becomes puke all bugs and maggots you spawn are
upgraded to champions okay sure why not
Ooh, and a crossbow.
A range attack that ignores shield and inflicts bleed 1.
Hey!
nice
the fleet is champion as well
very cool
two elite flies.
Good round one, boys.
Good round one.
Well, like...
Scatter shot plus...
Oh, no.
It's got...
Putin baby double Putin more poots
Pound of flesh game one damage when you kill an enemy
I mean, keep the photo out.
No.
Doesn't really matter what the priest takes,
because the priest doesn't even use their action.
Look at that.
Two pooters.
Good job, Turkey.
How do you go into the lava?
Alright, so let's see what our round two looks like.
Two more poots.
Two more poots.
Two more poots.
Infinite Poot works.
But we hit our cleric because when they take damage spin plus inhale plus race plus
and six pin plus whenever we whenever they take damage I spawn a clot and that clot is
a clone of them and so they just keep spawning clones of themselves human hide plus two
luck minus one charisma units that contact or attack you have a 25% chance to be feared spawn
food pickup at the start of every battle
ooh halo
nice
Hey, that was a good item. Enter the hole. I jump into the hole. You got burning coals.
Hell yeah. That's burning coal. A lobbed attack that inflicts burn 2 and plus 2 speed. Passive
gain burn 1 and speed 2 at the start of each turn. Each...oh damn, so you're just like
passively scaling your speed. That's kind of nuts.
He's the fucking revolver!
There you go.
AI does not understand the power of Putin.
Ooh we get an ambush on the next fight.
I don't think we get to ambush a boss, do we?
That'd be a little nutty if we got to ambush a boss.
Oh my god, we get to ambush the boss.
Wow.
60 damage.
Oh
Well
Hmm, hmm.
Holy fuck.
Dual wheel.
When you use your weapon, automatically use it for free, and then again, for free.
Dual wheel plus even more turns!
That'll do.
Enter the Rift.
Meow.
Meow.
You know, I don't know what it is, but like there's a lot of different songs in this game.
Chaos is probably one of my favorites.
The one that plays before the boss.
That's my favorite one.
Well done.
Oh
Holy shit
Up
Oh
But
What
Damn you tried
He got it!
Burn!
There. Block him in!
There we go. I don't think he can move any- well actually no, I think he can move right
there. Tainted mother plus isn't even that good, but tower defense plus is insane.
Oh, and there's fog not the fog
3, 2, 1, go get it fighter.
I saw much
All right
your allies have uncapped HP nice now I have immortal pooters
Yeah, survivalist hat, which I'll look at that.
Alright!
Yeah, the pooter is fucking 27 HP, goddammit.
3 turns.
could go wrong nice
Nice.
Ohohohoho!
45 HP, Pooter!
All right, go get it.
of
the
of
the
So for those that are joining in, the priest has increased HP because they have uncapped
health and they regenerate after every round if they don't cast a spell.
So every time they take damage they spawn a clot, which has all my abilities, including
healing the entire team.
Mmm, yes.
Yes.
My fighter has 90 health.
At this point, I just want to have a million poters
I should have moved you
Spawn more clones.
Do nothing.
Oh my god, so much.
Yo, my pooter has 69 HP.
Let's go.
more pooters
alright time to fight chaos
go get him I believe in you
Alright well, end your turn, heal everybody, and then we'll smack our priests, hit our
priests again, spawn some more clots.
even I can't even reach him
Nice.
Man, I don't like those. At this point I'm looking for new skills.
Oh! The fighter can get in there.
Oh man, I can apply marks. Huge.
Now my pooters can crit.
All right, let's come on over.
38 damage.
The spawn morph lies.
No, they want us to spread out.
So, about that spreading out.
Eh, who cares?
I haven't have health to fully tank it.
Fingers.
Hmm.
Our gigapooter has 126 HP.
He's probably dead this turn, so I want to save this for posterity sake.
There we go.
That's a keeper for sure.
Oh, wrong one.
I
Get him
I'm totally following what's happening on the screen, but you see each of these little
red cats is a clone of my priest and so when each of them ends their turn, it heals everyone
for 2 HP, which might not seem like a lot, but HP is uncapped and so spread out, you
You got it. I'm spreading out.
Alright. The way.
If your familiars have 3 HP regen and uncapped HP, you kind of already have that.
You kind of already have the uncapped HP, but...
Fighter Scar has been unlocked, Steroids has been unlocked, Fighter Scar plus two armor
15% chance to refresh your basic attack and movements.
Oh nice, I think I have the full Fighter set now.
Steroids gain one strength permanently.
For the rest of the adventure you have a 2% chance to gain madness at the start
of every turn.
I need to have nine uses of that.
That...
I ain't using that item.
Unless...
I mean, you could use it with tinfoil hat.
Collect flesh.
Alright.
All right, so I am going to, what, save to desktop?
I should save this run, right?
Apparently there's a patch that makes it so you don't have to sort.
I should save the run.
I don't want to have to sort all my shit every single time.
Properties, updates, jump onto the beta.
Starting download.
Eugenics.
There we go.
81% fleet, let's go!
All right, the focus by outcards would turn home.
Well I see that patch did fucking nothing because I didn't bring the soul jar with me
and it's over here in the trash, so...
That is going to be useless.
Broken mirror.
Plus four...
Plus four shield, minus seven lock, plus three bleep, throwing your basic attack inflicts bleed,
and spawns glass. Ooh, that's really nice.
I'm getting rid of this heavy mace and never fucking use it.
I didn't really care about this thrumming set. It was kind of whatever.
25% chance to ambush when entering a battle.
Oh shit!
Yo, that's insane.
Yeah.
Vibrating Skull, your basic attack inflicts magic weakness.
Oh, shit. That's also really good.
All right
Okay, so many bones off the spider, maybe two
Oh yes! Perfect! This little brew is exactly what the doctor ordered. I just pop it inside
this nuclear bomb and voila! The God Killer! Nuke! added to quest items. Or maybe Time
Ender. I don't know, it sounds cooler. It needs to convey that it kills gods, but
It should also insinuate it taking everything else with it.
Bombageddon, Backdoor Boom Boom, whatever.
I'll come up with the name later.
I'm adding a little hologram projector to the bomb,
so once you are ready to detonate,
I'll chime in and do this little action hero one liner
I've prepared.
See you soon.
Thanks.
So what is it now?
Go kill God with a nuke.
plus 10 armor minus two speed take it to the infinite and wait for the signal
from dr. Beanies to set it off plus two breaks if this cat dies it explodes and
damages everything for 50 bonus ability trigger the nuke explode the nuke
and mass damage everything. Nice. Alright, hang on. Let me go ahead and update my quest.
Perfect. New quest setup. Nuke God.
for
Any new appeal items
I don't see how that, why that isn't allowed.
That makes no sense.
Whatever.
55 appeal.
Alright.
Oh wow!
Do any of these have any comfort to them?
This has comfort to it. I can stay in here.
That's also comfort, but I don't fucking care
All right
Summer am I keeping you
Potentially
tweets
Yeah, I'll keep you
Yeah, Gert
jerk
Grudence
I
Pyrofina is on the way. Good.
Uh, Ida. Yeah, you're good.
Ronaldo?
You're a little inbred, but...
You got some potential.
You might be my new stud. You're a little...
You're a little deep in the bread, but...
You might be my new stud.
Alright, see what we got here.
Uh, Mollet, are you any good?
Yeah, you're pretty good. I'll take you.
Uh, Fajrids.
Ehh, low speed.
Colin. Yeah, you're good.
Lucid. God, no.
Hey, time for another side quest.
Well, I was gonna lose the team and all the other bosses. Uh, they fucked you up.
And they- the cats die.
Well, I've got a foolproof invention that will solve that problem.
I like to explain what it does, but I think it's more fun if you just see and test it
out from how it works for yourself.
Tell me how it goes.
Alright, what bullshit you've got now.
The loner.
Kill all of your allies at the start of each battle.
Take it to the end.
What?
What?
I don't think I would want to do loner and well I can't do loner and angry face cuz angry
face goes to the rift loner goes to the end so it's different.
Oh my god. Poor Jaws. Look at you.
25 and still birthing kids. Love you for it.
Alright.
Frostmall and Supraman.
Bad time for a hype train, but...
Alright.
We gotta go to Nuke God, but before we do that, I wanna take a quick...
B or B.
So. Jet. I will be right back.
I leave you with all these cats.
I will be right back.
And I'm also going to run an ad.
No!
No!
Still, oh, getting nothing.
I'll take this dance.
Give me the dance.
Let's take a dance on the piano.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Okay, okay, okay, settle down, settle down chat, settle down.
I got my food.
Let's get this.
So I have a grand plan
with Ronaldo here. I have a grand plan with Ronaldo so much
So, here's what we're going to do.
Ronaldo here is going to be our new stud because he's got really good stats and a lot of mutations.
But before he becomes a breed bull, here's what we're going to do.
gonna equip him with we're gonna equip him with this bulletproof vest which makes
him immune to injuries and then we're gonna use uranium rod on him and at the
end of each battle if you're down gain a random mutation so I'm gonna mutate the
Fuck out of him.
That was gonna be great.
Mm-hmm.
Now, if we had a Death Shroud, that'd be even better.
That'd be even better if we had a Death Shroud.
with the premise drink from steroids make him a better breeder genuinely I don't
think so the only thing that matters is their stats that they would have as a
kitten plus whatever mutations
Yeah, we'll see what we got here.
Eustace.
Come on in.
Ligma.
Check.
Big Ligma.
Leia.
Wobbly Cat Syndrome.
Leia wobbly cat syndrome
25% chance of block attacks and get knocked back 10 tiles instead
That's not bad
And it's scope though. No, you're kind of bad
I need the baby jet.
Uh, Gemina.
Only five intelligence.
Archill, now you're scat logical.
I need to be the jet.
Pacino.
Okay, so look at this guy.
He's got eight speed.
And high intelligence.
could be kind of insane
Could be good
I'll take you
Alright, so we have Wobbly Cat Syndrome, 25% chance to block attacks, and be knocked back
10 tiles instead.
You have high intelligence.
Do I want to bring a tinkerer?
I mean, look at his head.
That is basically a tinkerer.
at the giga brain on that on that cat oh my god am I doing this without a ranger
for once game one magic damage until the end of your turn I mean that's pretty
good you got blood geyser let's make you a necromancer and then what else am I
grabbing here I gotta bring a ranger bring a ranger every time you always
Alright, so what'd you get? Duck tape. Items you craft stay with you between battles but become cursed.
Okay. Cat bot.
Okay. Terror defense and flea shot.
Paw missile.
That's awesome.
Paw missile with boost magic.
boost magic. That's actually really nice soul link inflict soul link on units in an area.
your dams want a demon kitten familiar.
Alright, so I'm going to give you cap and bells to triple the effect of whatever trinket
you put on.
And I'm going to give you the soul of Kevara.
I don't know if that's actually going to end up tripling the amount of Kevara's
I get.
But we'll see.
If it does, cool.
He doesn't? Well, we tried.
Necklace and glasses.
What you looking for?
You don't really need range
because you have infinite range magic missile.
that's not a trinket this is literally a trinket what are you talking about what
do you mean this isn't a trinket
we don't need mystic guys again we already have infinite range it's a
consumable oh you're right that you're right no no no no chat's right on this
one. Chat's right. I give you Hunter's Quiver so that way you've got extra attacks, extra
paw missiles. And a chance to ambush every fight seems pretty good. And your attacks inflicts
Or I could give you a fixed up watch.
Hmm.
Check the icon on the jar.
No, that's a trinket icon.
That's not a consumable. That is a trinket.
We're going with it. We're going with the gesture plan.
We're going with the jester plan here 15% chance to refresh your trinket action.
that refresh my soldier even if it's only usable once per battle? I don't know. I don't
I don't know if that refreshes on...
I'm willing to science it.
Let's just give you a brace.
I'm not giving you the stopwatch.
I don't know what we're doing with you, truthfully.
You didn't really roll too much that I care about because in order for you to like,
Like Blood Geyser is really good, but you need healing.
You need healing to make Blood Geyser actually worth a damn.
I guess that's healing.
I guess, it's not the greatest of healing but it's healing.
So Link Geyser could do a lot of damage even if it's just one time.
Yeah.
Alright, so what am I giving you?
Truly, I don't know.
Because you're kind of... the engineer never really goes anywhere, you know what I mean?
They never really do anything that I'm like, damn, glad I brought you.
I'll have you hold the nuke, I guess.
The tinkerer holds the nuke.
Probably I shouldn't have the tinker or hold the nuke.
Alright, I'll have the tinker or hold the nuke.
some extra HP and a rotisserie chicken because you never know what when you're
gonna need that what am I giving for the hunter hunter's pretty pretty simple
we grab actually didn't we grab something that gives me never miss yeah
Yeah, we got a monocle.
Huge physical attacks can't miss and you have arrow flurry, so that's a done deal right there.
Alright, looks good.
We'll give you that.
Okay, looks good.
Let's go nuke God.
Someone did mention using the broken mirror, the basic attacks and plus one bleed and spawn
glass but bleed isn't really that great for you.
It's great for the enemy.
Not great for you do I want to do it on hard mode sure do
Oh
Good
Okay, so I do not get three
I don't get three hits here.
you immediately get to go. That is nuts.
Why do you have confusion too?
Why are you afflicted with confusion and I like it
You have a birth defect giving you confusion?
Nice.
Oh, you have a fucking, uh, no.
That sucks.
Nice.
It would be the one named Ligma.
I'll take a reprogram and it seems good you have a cursed Pogo stick now nice
Oh, fuck me.
Oh wait, we get the ambush.
25% by the way.
Well, reprogram was not a very good option.
I have two Brick units.
Well, but...
We have no healers, so Picnic honestly isn't terrible.
Mushroom hat.
Inflict confusion, too, on units.
Attack or contact you if you wish to spawn inflict confusion.
Nice.
I charmed the cat.
Hell yeah.
We got plus one cat.
Let's go.
Nice.
Oh god, now you're just spreading the confusion.
25% by the way.
Okay, maybe we don't take the mushroom hat, maybe we don't.
You actually used your attack
My god
I'll be honest, I'm not too thrilled with our current party.
The tinkerer is already kind of basically useless, you know?
If I could give two turns of confusion, so would I.
Alright, at least you got something.
At round 3, we can actually do something.
You can even teach.
has potential here I got a mini nuke throw a mini nuke sure why not eat the
grass. Oh yeah, yield to full. Okay, so you need to die first. And you actually get to
act before we even...
That's crazy.
Oh no, that's just to throw. You actually can't move.
I'll throw a nuke over there I'm gonna teach you some anew
They don't want you living
Nice.
Good hits.
I
Okay
We'll do that
Roller skates reprogram and reprogram oh my god with great abilities
It's looking a little, it's looking a little bad.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Go get it.
Nice.
It fucking shocked me.
All right, well
Even with two teaching, spells cost two less, but even with teaching it's still terrible.
I can't even do any range decoctus.
It's like every time I use Tinker I regret ever bringing them.
I can piss myself.
The overconfident mage.
It is the whack.
Agile syringe.
Plus two movement range.
If you move fewer tiles in your movement range, you can move a second time for the
the rest of your movement range.
I'm gonna give you Agile, his Cambion is pretty terrible.
You start with with one tech your tech can't drop below one tech
Okay, we'll take two point now
That kind of saves you I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, that kind of saves you.
You give the witches hat for more damage.
Aw, fuck me.
Alright.
Misery.
So because I'm overconfident, it reduces the cost of my boost, so I got 15 damage on
round one. Find you 30 damage plus kill the bird on round one. And you can come over here.
36 24
Now we hit you with a leech
Cry
Nice
Nice.
Electric melee attack with 5% chance to inflict stun. Very nice.
Okay, so you are now no longer at full HP because you got an all stats up.
Nice.
Nice.
May as well go for it.
infinite rebirth at the end of each round if there is a body on the map and
you're down do you respawn on that tile with one HP and 10 temporary speed no
That's not as good as it sounds.
I guess I'm just taking the mortgage break.
Because it also kills the party, which is just fucking rough, buddy.
Okay, we'll give you that.
We'll give you that.
If I can find some way to get rid of the confusion be great
Do I go Jurassic or do we want to go to the future? I'll be honest
I'm a little worried about mother with this comp
I'm a little worried about mother
a spot on actually now we definitely don't want to go to the future because we
have no way of dealing with anti projectile bouncer I just realized like
the uber woman and the uber man and the cat that all reflect projectiles
Hmm, fuzzer.
Mali attacker that inflicts confusion then runs away.
Units of contact that gain confusion.
Heals whenever an enemy damages itself with confusion.
Nice.
one two three there we go just kill three right off the bat
Did I say three? Four. Five.
Um, just ate my ass.
Nice.
Oh rubber arrows rubber arrows is the way to go here use just got minus one damn minus
This one Rizz.
I think I can even get in range.
Well, that was an ambush round.
Hey!
Hey! You're good for something. It's not you, though.
fuck yeah dude
Oh my god, you can finally summon a cat lot.
Stop bottles.
Fuck yeah dude.
Oh god, I don't even know what to do with this.
I don't want to give you more health.
Every four spell you cast gain two intelligence and you're spamming boost.
do that instead. I examine the safe. I got a furniture box. Nice. True. And magic missiles
scales off intelligence oh goody slows and knocks back adjacent units
let's move far away
of
of
Nice, we got a stun.
And you're still fucking confused, so...
I guess just do nothing.
the
man what a cool boss let me tell you
,
to
help I guess I just take damage and get hit
still can't get in range fuck yeah love this fight
No
still can't get in range of the boss
there we'll do that
Nice, I'm gonna lose my mage.
Mini jetpack, fly to a random tether and target if you land on enemy, explode dealing
5 damage in an area, including to yourself. I guess. Genuinely the worst boss fight I
I think it has ever been seen.
That is such a shitty boss fight with doubles.
Mark charisma.
Tinker came in clutch.
What do you mean clutch?
He did the bearer fucking minimum!
That one's got madness.
Fuck yeah.
Okay.
of
Very nice.
I'll keep just confusing the ranger there's a birth defect
the first time you reach full mana each battle gain plus one magic damage and
reduce the cost of your spells by one nice if it ever works
I see
where's the trinket? where'd my trinket go? oh wait no it's not trinket
I guess I'll give this to you.
Let's do that, that might actually be better.
Now Empower is not going to be free, that'd be way too OP.
A melee attack with lifesteal, this spell does more damage and less health you have.
Neat.
it to give it to the necromancer.
You see a mysterious tent made out of old hides.
I entered the tent.
I pushed it up in the flat.
There was a warm fire inside.
Everybody heals to 100% health.
Let's go.
Alright, caveman chief, caveman baby, caveman baby, caveman baby, caveman baby.
now
of
I'm just gonna go back to the game and see what happens.
Dude, look at that! Nine turns of magic weakness.
You'll love to see it. Alright, you can do anything?
Holy shit, he actually is shooting something.
fire surge fire spell that increases the range area and damage and burn by one every
turn
more energy blasts
These are all kind of shit.
I think these are all just really bad.
I'll just take a warp.
I examined the trap.
Yep, that sure is a trap.
Probably shouldn't take it.
Blast is better than one damage for one mana.
It's not one damage for one mana.
You spend one mana, get one damage.
Spend one mana, get one damage.
Spend one mana, get one damage.
Spend one mana, get two damage.
Whoa.
Basically the more I spam this, the better it becomes.
So like round one hits for 19.
Holy shit, rangers using his ability!
So round one it did 19 damage.
Round two does 26 damage.
It's huge.
There we go.
of Magic Weakness.
Go get it, Catbot.
Go get it, Catbot.
And now round three, it does 39 damage.
that's gonna hit barrier I gotta hit him with some oh you're never gonna be able
to hit him because you always go first you'll never be able to hit him nice it's
okay I have a way around this
Yeah, because you don't have another damaging ability, you actually can never...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and then inspire you.
Come over here, little backstab, he'll do a full use.
All right, one mana arrow flurry.
Best I can offer.
Surely 26 actions of Arrow Flurry will kill the boss.
Pissed myself. Aggressively pissed myself.
and now we can boost
hmm
now yeah I get anything for killing the chair
Probably take poison lace here.
Cause that'll let me lower the cost of poison lace to one.
And then I can just do 27 stacks of poison lace.
Probably better than pissing myself.
Go further into the past.
over here.
Hey Ranger, you have to kill something. Crazy work.
Inflict leeches on a unit yes that will make you useful examine smash the
star you got a skull cap you know you're fucking right dude summon Kevara
teach kevara holy shit why didn't I think of that
and with three teachers heavy shot now only costs one mana
Run Saved baby!
Run Saved!
And if I do it a turn later I can give him a million mana.
one turn later and I've and it's just a million mana and he told damage
three births and then leeches, leeches, leeches, leeches, leeches, leeches, leeches,
Bye bye.
Fresh off the forge.
Gain seven armor and burn three.
circuit deal one electric damage with a random amount of knockback to all adjacent units.
Refresh your weapon and trinket actions unless they gain mana.
Yeah, well as per usual the tinker is nothing but garbage
Chunky panda bubs, thanks for getting a sub
Dino hat who knew item
All allies gain strength at the start of each battle minus one intelligence plus five
That's actually not bad
Examined the bone
Got a snaggle too
Oh boy
Meow!
Meow!
Meow!
You took a damage.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
I love Kibara, Kibara is doing work.
I'll take cap box plus because that lets me get into tech 2 and potentially tech 3.
skull clamp, top hat, leafy hat, fair candy what you got arrow flurry plus poison lace
plus picnic plus flea shop plus
So I'm actually curious
now it's gotta bring you in now
Wish there was a special icon when I hold down this menu.
I think so Lincoln a large area
probably take leeches plus here that cat hits super hard what level are they so
kivara is a very special ranger we had a quest called like basically the solo
leveling where I brought four cats but only one cat got all the levels that
That was Kavara.
We took them on a run.
Then we had an item called a Soul Jar where if they die and their body is destroyed, you
stuff them into a phylactery to be able to summon them again.
the future runs. I need the grenade for this round. You can have the grenade maybe? No,
actually, let's not do that. I don't trust you with doing fucking anything. The flakter
is getting worn out. Hey it's a 50% chance that it gets destroyed. We might get to keep
it for another run, who knows.
25% baby!
That was almost really bad.
I'm going to get in.
Inspire plus, teach plus, boost plus, boost plus is
worthless we take inspire plus here I'm gonna ignore the TV we got here when you
kill a unit refresh your movement action
holy shit so each of its legs get an elite buff
holy shit that is a fast leg
Yep, movie over here.
Oh
Okay nice all right, let's summon Kibara
of
the
Okay
And
That damn
Get
Well, yeah.
That should be good.
of
us we get
the sun flower
River Arrows plus all the time.
Ball Peen Hammer.
A melee attack.
If used on an ally, give plus one use to all of their items.
like the soul of Kevara. Shoot a fireball that inflicts burn to once per battle. That's
depressing compared to what we just had. Would you like to sacrifice the only reason
that you're alive right now?
No.
You're right, Solokavara has infinite uses.
What's this?
Seraphim has a diagonal holy attack, can revive its down allies, unisac contact or
attack this, get knocked back 5 tiles.
to holy gain all stats up when struck the holy element very nice nice summon
Tavara in attack mode, and then I teach him.
Oh this is an ambush round too. Very cool.
Good job
Actually you just go past barrier don't you yep, you sure do
All right, bye-bye
Palm Missile plus, you emit four sparkles when you do your basic attack.
No.
Three, your third spell you cast in a turn is cast twice.
Maybe.
Overconfident.
Probably take over Confident Plus just because that's a way to heal and we know the next
we know the boss fight I'm going to take damage.
You sparkle scale?
Not really.
A flash flood in heaven.
Nice.
What we got here, Angelic Cat has a holy wind area attack, gains one barrier at the
end of its turn immune to holy, and then we, oh my god we have three holy, holy cats holy
shit. Go get it, Kevara. If there's anything I've learned, it's that you need a busted
Ranger to get through here.
man if only we had a way to cure
boom so kevarr could just stay with us the whole time
duct tape plus ooh 2.0 plus actually is really good
your tech isn't removed when you craft that means that
I can actually just make permanent Tier 3 tech.
Am I coming through okay? How do I look?
That's the guy. That's the creator.
Where are the glasses? The great tops of hair.
He looks nothing like a god in that robe.
What?
What did someone just gather?
Shower?
Well, any hesitation I had about totally erasing him from existence left the room in the moment
I saw him.
Okay, well, let's get to the fun part, the plan.
It's simple.
Bring this narcissist down to his primordial form and I'll pop back in and help you arm
the nuke.
Good luck.
I like that good ligma
Fuck that part is I have to burn Gavara on the first turn
the
Slip through him on the other side
in various places they'll bear me glory on all this
war to get them
to raise pains in your remaining days
of this war
to
the
Okay, let's see here.
So I am currently at tech one.
So let's craft a cat bot and then that gives me a second tech level.
and then we'll craft a new weapon
now some of the other cat bot
and then
now I'm at tech 3
that gives me a shotgun
very cool
and then I can do fresh off the forge
and then that's it
I'm trying to think about how we want to play this.
J here
Look to here and then we are going to inspire you locked
Okay, he's getting man. I don't know it's locking
And I don't
Have enough just yet
I'm gonna warp to the back here.
Oh right, I gotta use all my mana.
You still have confusion.
Nice.
Okay, he got a dex down and an intelligence down.
Alright, so now let's spawn a cat bot with a shotgun.
Let's craft a new weapon.
Let's craft a cat bot with a sniper rifle.
Let's craft a new weapon and then I will shoot a rocket launcher behind him.
Nice, taking unnecessary damage.
And then we'll do Fresh Off the Forge.
Okay, so we're gonna roar.
come over here
come over here
come over here
see picnic
she's got fear
And you can do a rebirth and then come over here.
Heal you up to full.
Okay let's go ahead and craft cat bot with a rocket launcher.
Build a cat bot with a log.
And then we have another rocket launcher.
All right.
So we can do, we can inspire you, and then that will heal you to full, and now we can
teach you.
And then how much mana do you have?
Give it a little more.
Not really want to attack right now, should move over here, continue being a mana battery,
Burma mana okay so now you can heal yourself to full that's good and then
let's start stacking our poison lace actually you can get poison lace to
anybody but we're going to give it to you
Okay.
Come over here.
Oh, really?
That?
Okay.
Nice.
So you can go on the map.
Alright.
Let's build another cat bot with a rocket launcher.
Build a cat bot with an SMG, shoot God with a sniper.
Okay, so now you have how much is poison lace?
Poison lace?
Actually, idea here.
And this could be security for the future.
hang on. This could be security here. So I'm gonna teach you how much... why do you keep
We're doing that.
Okay.
of
some of the
all right
so here's what we're gonna do
we are gonna fresh off well okay first up
and spawn a cat bot. Make a new weapon. Over here. And then we're just going to fresh off
the forge. Here we go. That should be enough shield.
Okay, now you're going to come over here and you're going to teach...
...for...
...poison laces. Poison laces 5 mana, so you only need that much.
Okay, we're going to lace...
...and then we're going to teleport over to here.
Alright. Alright. He's had enough.
Nooo
There we go. So now you've got ten poison, you've got fifteen...
I
of the
all right
you're chillin'
he's very angy
all right let's fire a rocket launcher nice we actually get the hit in there
and then summon a cat bot just want a new weapon nice
all right let's move you over here nice oh shit stunned him nice okay you need to heal
Kill yourself.
Alright. So, now we have the child.
Uh, so every time you hit, every time you hit the boss, it's gonna summon beams at you.
Once you've hit the boss six times, it's gonna call down all of those beams. So whoever
hits last is guaranteed to get hit. So you gotta be a little careful. We do have this
cat bot who has a rocket launcher so he will get to go before the necromancer. So I think
we can safely do... We can do another poison lace on our set. Actually no, let's just
cold mana. We'll do one hit and then let's move out of position and then heal
the necromancer for 10.
Okay so three more attacks. We can go ahead and do another rebirth.
Unfortunately, you're in the attack.
Just a little annoying.
I was putting leeches on you, count?
No.
I'm going to come over here.
Okay, okay, yes, here it is.
The great ending.
I've prepared a little monologue.
Bear with me.
This is more for him than you.
throw. Dear God, you suck. Thirty-five years ago you took something from me. Something that
wasn't yours. The soul of my kitten Stacy. And for thirty-five long years I've tried
to bring her back, rebuilding her from her original DNA a hundred times over. But she
wasn't Stacy. Just something that looked like her. What right do you have to take
the one thing in the world from me that I cared for. Stacey was loved. She was needed. We
were a team. And you took her from me. And now I take something from you. Okay. Now press
Press the button that destroys all of existence.
Okay.
wait save me
Oh my god, Dr. Beanie saved us.
Now, I know what you are thinking.
Wow, Dr. Beanie saved us.
What a lovable hero.
I know.
That's what I'm thinking.
Well, I assure you, my actions were purely selfish.
I mean, I don't want to die, that's insane.
You I could live without, but what about me?
Weren't you at all thinking about how your actions might affect others?
I could have children out there.
Okay, I'll admit, you've been adequate entry-level day laborer, not saying you couldn't be
replaced by literally any other corpse on earth, but I mean, you're in need of some amount
of praise.
Yeah, absolutely require someone else to validate your worth. I guess I'd say you were
What the hell was that?
Wait, why aren't we moving? I
Set this thing to bring us back to right when we met
Something appears to have damaged the antenna
All tight. I got this. I'm a doctor
Get it.
Save us!
Oh, it's Steven!
Hey, Steven.
Hey Steven.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
me out and I got an achievement for beating the game
defeat the creator on hard point zero one percent of players have this achievement
Nice.
Uh, mage scarf.
Also featuring Stephen.
Stephen!
And more Stephen!
Stephen!
Mom
The lower implications where Isaac's mom
Oh man not a duke. Oh chat y'all are saying now for crazy difficulty we've been informed
there's another difficulty above crazy I know crazy right crazy
Crazy!
What's it called? We must now? Probably impossible.
Perfect emote, Sumo.
If you delay the nuke, you get more lore.
Nice.
Just a long time stopped, and the heavens parted, floating above me from ties.
I adored it, the ultimate vision, for a terrifying being, the God of the Gods, surrounded by an opinion.
Yes, it means a lot.
And the future means the past.
But first is last, when the past, the future...
Oh, man.
I just want to say real quick, to all my pandas, oh bunny, thank you for getting 10 subs, appreciate
that.
I want to say thank you to everybody who's been watching me play Mugenics for over 110
hours at this point.
We've been doing it for quite a while, so I'd like to thank y'all for watching, hanging
out with me this is also a reminder you should you should follow the channel
thank you check and see if you're following if not consider following
thank you
If I got to ask for Prime subs, no, I'm asking for FALLS.
No, Frank!
This is why he has a poop fetish, he is poop.
He's gonna take over Dr. Beanie's!
Hell yeah.
Squirrel.
the end
Hey, look at that.
Future meets the past now in the radio playlist.
Scrapper's backpack has been unlocked.
Major Scarf.
Leech Necklace.
Child's Crown.
Child's Crown.
Your basic attack becomes holy and can heal allies.
Nice.
Leech necklace, your spells inflict leech one against enemies.
Nice.
Major scarf, plus one intelligence, plus one charge each time an enemy dies.
When you break an item, recover it at the end of battle with one durability.
Oh!
Infinite gun!
No!
No, the jar, Kevara.
Not Kevara.
I
Help, there's too many items.
That looks good.
Uh, Leia, are we keeping you?
Yeah, you're pretty good.
Ligma?
God, no.
It's a butt.
Hasino!
Yeah, you're pretty good.
Crowns in the trash?
Is it?
Oh, it is.
Uh...
There we go.
Thanks for watching.
I'll see you next time.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Thanks for that
Let's go to the box
No one expects the Steven ending
Pretty cool, huh? Bet you didn't see that one coming
That doctors got the IQ of a baked potato now
No need to get all emotional about it. He was the bad guy, right?
right? I mean either way you wasn't very likeable. I'll be honest I wasn't paying a lot of attention
but I'm sure as hell I'm not the villain of this story. I just got here man. Anything you did way
more bad things than me. I'm not here to argue with you. Me can both agree the ending was fine.
Let's move on. Whatever. It's just a game, man.
Speaking of that...
I was snooping around the files and I swear to God I saw pieces of a DLC in there.
I mean, think about it. There's so many loose ends.
Like you, for example.
That was a joke at your expense, buddy. I'm talking about you being...
See you at 100%.
Well, time to get a hundo.
Hey mommy, look!
Look who we did!
Frank founded a new body!
This one is more better than old one too!
So many more holes!
Hey, you hear that?
Frank called you mommy!
hey um that okay and Frank call you our mommy holy moly Frank got it our wish
yeah mommy I'm not being dead this is the best frank in day of all times make
sure you keep visiting Frank mommy I got lots of tips for you
So the moment you got back into the time machine the creator started regenerating
Probably shouldn't expect it as much. Wait, what? Well
Wait
Wait just a goddamn minute
Yes, I have it. Oh
Wait, what?
We're gonna get this cutscene
That king still the heart for our work just makes it blow up the fight
He's looping
And man
Edmondo!
All right, all right, now it's time to start working on
Oh, uh, Eustis, am I keeping you?
Not really, butch.
One, two, three, four, seven, eight, seven, nine, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 11.
Lady Didymus.
Uh, Samantha.
Sure, come on in.
Any more females anyway.
Defante Hector, don't you?
Sure.
Ah, Quisito Godno.
know. Alright. So now it is time to do a very special kind of run. We're going to play
it on easy and we're gonna try and make this as easy on us as possible mama god
no for intelligence that's unusable
bonafideus baby jack mosa I think you're a kitten you're a kitten star
Knucklehead, Attic, start each battle with all stats down too.
Gain all stats up three when you eat a pill.
Interesting.
The Tracy.
Uh, Plurrb.
Maybe there.
When you take damage, piss yourself.
I mean, you have good stats.
Oh
Welcome to P Mart
listen we are stocking another one of those idols tomorrow I know what your
deal is with those things but I'll tell you right now some indigenous religion
is getting exploited here and when I find out which one I'm gonna make the
biggest protest sign you've ever seen and boy will your face be read nice
What's next? More food.
Uh, Luca Bean.
Nope.
Gertrude.
Eh.
Peppermint Sky.
I guess I can bring you for this.
Also for someone else, Banya!
Ollie?
Ollie very good, very good. There we go.
All right, so this right here is Ronaldo.
and Rinaldo has one job and that is to die every single round and that's it so
we're gonna make you a necromancer in the hopes that you get some sort of
ability that synergizes with being downed
12 decks. Yep, you're a ranger. Strength, like a fighter, and then incontinence. Perfect.
is going to be a simple run but also not quite. We're going to be doing something very interesting.
So we are going to give you a uranium rod which at the end of battle if you're downed
gain a random mutation. So our goal here is to down him and get a mutation every single
combat. I'm gonna mutate him so hard you won't even recognize him and then we're
gonna give him a bulletproof vest. He'll be great.
I don't know how many mutations you can have, but I'm going to keep cycling them.
mutations is the limit. Very cool.
May as well take the survivalist hat.
Actually no.
I'm gonna give you the spider, baby.
Anything else I want to give you?
Not really.
I guess we could... no, because then we have to go to the Rift.
Equipped Cat is an enemy must be down to win the battle.
Can Silver Seed Level-Ups can't be equipped to a call at this cat.
I guess we could do Angry Mask, because I mean we have to...
Yeah.
There we go.
Look at him.
There's a patch 40 minutes ago.
Alright, what hat am I going to give you?
and
and you really got nothing
and never stand would be great unfortunately I don't have one
Alright, I'll do it.
Uh, Thrill of the Hunt Lobshot Time Walk.
Yeah, you were gonna have a great time here.
Uh, is there a good shrinket? I want to like triple.
I guess we could go do imagine triple hexagram
like yeah you're immune to buffs and debuffs but
That would go kind of hard.
I don't think extra turn is above.
Sorry, I have so many items that I take forever to look at them.
I do deeply apologize.
There we go.
24 dexterity.
That should be good enough.
What'd you get? Exert and hit me.
Okay, give you...
I'll just give you the drive-on set.
The drive-on set's really solid.
I'll just do that.
And then what weapon am I giving you?
There we go.
Uh, what'd you get?
Top off.
When you heal another unit of your max HP, you both gain one armor, hull of ground,
trip.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
All right, that should be good and send that out actually wait I still want the ambush hat
Alright, so we're going to do this on normal, because we're going all the way to a desert
down a person.
Here's the patch notes.
Hmm
Nice it's mostly just fixes
Oh
I probably shouldn't have done him first.
That's two.
Nice, you pissed yourself.
three water tiles boys
So how many mutations did he have? He had what?
Swift servant.
Divine gift. Circle of protection.
All right, he got another mutation nice
nice. Oh, right. There's our current quest.
There's a lot of flies.
Oh, nice!
of
Yeah
Synchro spin, confront, push, rest.
What's that?
Confront, I guess.
another mutation. I can't tell which one's new, but. Tinker spin seems nice. It's not
that great oh dude go around hell yeah
marshmallow that's interesting
Oh god.
of
Holy shit.
Nice.
I have to think about what I want to do.
to give you like carrying shot.
Oh, you can shoot it from anywhere.
Nice.
of
Nice, that's actually good.
Appreciate ya.
of
I think that girl is a bad idea.
Yeah! That girl was kind of a bad idea in general.
Hmm.
Take pheromones and discharm a cat.
Join my team.
Again.
Hey, extra mana.
Beautiful.
I
Beautiful
Okay
I
Nice.
All injuries you get are concussions.
Concussion maxing.
This would be insane on the- actually no, that would only heal the- nevermind, that
wouldn't actually be very good.
I'm gonna take handker style
Kiss the maggots a few of them become his friends. Oh
I have ten mutations you said I can only have nine. Well, that's a damn lie
Wow, these are all fucking terrible.
I guess superstition.
I
Why did I give you carrying shot
I don't know about the land.
She can hide and she can lone.
My nose tells me where it goes.
There ain't food on this street for long.
And I'm full of cattle.
Take my blood and hold my mouth.
of
the exert
again
I
I think protect the weak I guess.
That shouldn't affect the necromancer.
Emphasis on shouldn't.
Uh, god, I'm trying to think of which one's gonna be better, Bunker or Frackin Crater.
I was just abandoned to be honest.
But you have 11 mutations.
He's going to kill himself.
Nice.
Thanks for that.
It's got to be rubber arrows.
So it looks like 11 mutations are the end.
could kill the necromancer.
of
of
Nice.
Didn't bounce to the fucking enemy.
Why would you go after the ranger?
Okay, carry and shot single-handedly fucking this.
Yep.
have it any other way really have a d6 so I can maybe re-roll off a bad one
Well, I might be dead here.
I
Hey
of
Oh, a crusty sock.
Beautiful.
I
Mm-hmm
All right
I guess Dex.
It's got 12 mutations now.
It's looking mighty mutated.
If I take that uranium rod off, we got some stars, bro.
I gotta take the easy path, because there ain't no fucking way.
I got a raptor egg.
Use heal to full.
No.
Give that to you.
I'll fuck
I'll take it
Nice.
I guess we'll give you that.
He's got 13 mutations.
He's still mutating.
Meet me out. Meet me out.
Damage of protection. Protection.
Roonstone sticker.
Nice.
and
Yeah, I'm an archie, this world's boring
No one can stop me, but me
I've rubbed my fur down with bad grub
Got the smell of the bee
Don't look around
of
I
Yeah
I
I just let go of the pain
Nice
I'm just stuck in a perpetual biolipis.
I
Alright, serving give.
Here.
Slowly getting some scaling here with the all stats up spam.
Oh, nice.
I am so glad I didn't stand up so low, I can't move against you.
I want you to come back to me, come back to me.
He said didn't bounce to the body.
There we go.
of
Okay, now we come over here, kill the boss.
I can't stand myself. I can't stand myself. I can't stand myself. I can't stand myself.
Nice.
Exert again.
Good shit.
I think that is gonna be as far as we can go. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think I can get
much further because I know this sure is shit ain't gonna beat chaos also we have
14 mutations look at that isn't that sweet
I want to do the patch.
Where's my patch?
Give me the new shit
All right.
of uranium rod if you want to go again use the loner gun and the mask together
It's stupid like how stupid
Like almost an auto win it kills all allies
Okay, I'll give it a shot.
Uh, Ollie, am I keeping you?
Yeah.
Baby Jack.
Yeah baby Jack.
Chewbacca.
Behold the new stud.
A new stud of studs, Ronaldo!
Look at all them stats.
he doesn't have a strength.
Love it.
You Fonte?
You've lived a good, healthy, long life.
You're tired.
Hey, you're trying to make your day a bit worse here.
Folks, looks like there's some sort of horrific thunder, lizard-breeding fire all over the
building.
Five percent chance to miss every turn, too.
Go back to bed.
I don't really have a lot of weapons.
Can't you actually get the fourth room?
You can.
I just haven't gotten it yet.
Dumb question.
I- I-
Would this just...
Kill all your allies at the-
Would this just...
Instant house defense?
Like genuine question.
Not the boss.
Dang.
of
of
Am I crazy, or did Pyrofina get extra horns?
of
Nice.
I
I
Spin spin
I
Yo, did you put enough fire all over the map
Oh boy.
I don't know what to do with this.
Oh
Get that damage in buddy.
Well, you're gonna die.
You can go for back sab.
Why is he cleansing his bleed and poison?
Not enough.
of
and
of
The only person that's immune
All right, go get it
So much fire it cleansed it cleansed it again
Bye, wee.
There you go save the body
Then melee
It's almost dead.
cleanse it again I don't know why it keeps cleansing poison and fire pyro
Phoenix toenail. Nice.
Yeah, I'll go.
Just fine.
All right.
You wish to resummon Zaratana?
Yes.
Uh, what's the toenail do?
8 armor and fire immunity.
Nice.
Wait, oh, why are you in here?
I'm gonna use you.
Kendrick.
I'm gonna use you.
Patrick.
Yeah, we'll keep you.
Saintblood!
You can take you.
Oh wait, wasn't there a thing that was for sale?
Idol of appeal.
Oh yeah.
Look at that.
60 appeal.
appeal. All right, Hector, yeah, we'll grab you. All right. So let's take a look at what
we got going on here couple of burp defects but it's fine
oh
I'm gonna give you that.
I'm gonna give you that.
Yeah, I'll give you that.
Bring a monk as well.
And then what do I really need?
I'll take a butcher.
Look it in.
All right, so we're gonna try something.
Except not with the butcher.
Now, I'm locked into the butcher.
Near man.
Actually, you know what?
I'll do it with you.
Alright, so we're gonna do Angry Face and the loner together.
Take it to the end.
Take it to the rift.
try that out. Iron skin technique, finisher. Okay, so you actually want to equip real
gear.
Hiya dude.
No. No. No. No. captain.
Let's do it.
in. So we're going through the desert or we're going through the lab. I think we're doing
lab on hard mode. Yeah.
Beautiful!
I ain't gotta do shit!
Wait.
What happens if the...
Oh.
Nice.
Well.
That's cool.
Cool.
Hey! Yeah, yeah!
Well, now we know.
horrible, horrible, horrible breath and bad luck.
Where's the mask?
Do you know how long I spent on that thing?
Those eyebrows are gauges to get just right.
Also, you lost the gun?
Listen, I don't even know who you are, let alone anything about a gun.
I don't deal in guns, bombs or anything illegal for that matter.
I'm here all alone, and you're really scaring me.
Someone help! Crazy fat lady's threatening me.
She's a liar. She's gone insane and she's trying to break into my lab.
Listen, you better leave fast. The cops around here are total psychos.
I saw them beat the hell out of a guy last week. So bad he crept his pants.
Also, get this. Are you aware that smearing feces on a police officer is a felony?
I saw the whole thing. It was hilarious.
Alright, three coins then.
fucking 13 decks at level one
that's what I'm talking about
All right, let's see if we can take it.
Let's see if we can take...
Alright, let's try that again.
You know what, we need to beat the throbbing king on crazy difficulty.
So that'll be where we go.
Perfect.
Craft, robots you spawn gain stats and armor of your equipped armor.
That's cool.
You kill enemy gain, holy weapon.
Weapon master.
Mastery.
All right, that'll be good for you.
I'll give you that.
You have the capacity for healing.
Or should I try Broken Mirror?
I kinda wanna try Broken Mirror, because I think it might be cool.
It's bad luck, but...
It could be fun.
Could be really fun.
Meow!
Meow!
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Meow!
Alright, do that.
Broken window plus one more random?
What do you mean?
Is there like a set bonus with broken mirror?
Like broken window, broken mirror.
Oh, he's well, I don't want to use broken window.
All right.
All right, it's time to beat Act 1 on crazy difficulty.
Isn't that third thing also broken I guess it would be technically a shard of glass
I'm gonna give you a fight
All right.
All right.
I like that.
Get ya.
You haven't thought about using the pickaxe on the moon boss.
Uh, no.
I think persistent, huh?
I smashed the dumpster lock.
I get a bucket of lard, hell yeah.
I'll take that.
We got here, Sandy.
Starts a sandstorm when it dies, electric.
Boy
Now we
I think I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
uh prayer turn foe addiction barf ball
let's take barf ball actually i'd rather more offense
or maybe i can choose prayer so that i can actually use holy weapon
Actually, I'll take benediction.
He's healing everything for two and then hitting something for 20 seems a lot better.
Examine!
Damn.
Feared.
Oh, fuck this boss.
Wait, there's no tall grass.
it's just nice
lead.
Nice.
You took the dumbest way there.
Beautiful.
That is whole gimmick that he throws traps.
Yes.
Destroy your weapon and gain one of the following.
Two armor, four charge, one thorns, one coin.
Autopilot.
Take an extra turn after this one.
Oh god.
I fucking hate Tinker so much.
I really do, but we're going to take spring shoes.
Oh boy.
Nice.
That's actually huge.
I added
benediction and holywhip and actually go really well together
That is actually a really solid combo.
Assert dominance. Yes.
That's a way to stack bruise, baby.
Glyph of protection.
You know, it's crazy to me is that I've been playing this game for like 100 hours
and I'm still finding items I haven't seen.
Gain one armor every time you cast a spell.
Nice.
Have you seen how many items are in Isaac?
Yes, Isaac is also a, you know, a 15 year old game with like seven DLCs.
I don't think the comparison is accurate.
We got an ambush.
Nice.
Alright, let's come over here then.
Oh, you're draining mana.
No, I didn't want you to fucking credit.
The base attack is always a critical on enemies that have damaged you.
Base attack inflicts bruise or bruising.
I examine the window.
i got a disco biscuit
angelic inspiration new healing ally they also came to manna
this is really good with
healing everybody
so now it's spend five manna give six manna
So from a meta economy, I can basically just turn the priests into a mana battery now.
What do you have?
Electric and sticky. Nice.
of
I'm chasing around the state of arrest all of my dreams I'm taking now son
and in my dreams I'm the king of cats, king of cats
Weapon at him, new weapon, came with a bomb, cracked a new weapon.
I honestly it's really not bad at all
Spiders isn't that great.
I guess I take traps.
mushrooms. Delicious. Spotters plus is meh. What does spotters plus do? Cause I've never
really taken spotters cause it's like the ranger usually has range on everything anyway.
I'm never gonna fucking get an alpha.
of
of
That's basic, and spells can target instead of just basic.
That's whatever.
When you cast a spell, your weapon gains plus one damage.
Getting a body with electric damage revives it with 1 HP.
The revived corpse is turned and takes an extra turn then dies.
IT'S ALIVE!
Was that...
huge.
Hot lava flows from a huge mound not far away.
I'm in the fucking sewer.
And we spawned Ian Lava.
That's sick.
Yeah, I was hoping for a killer.
at least they cooled me down. I appreciate that.
Actually wait.
Hell yeah.
Kill the elite.
My target.
Oh, he's a zombie.
Sick.
It's a lie.
They're all alive.
They're all alive.
of
of
I kiss the shark.
You get a grin and it falls back to sleep.
Shard of Glass.
Big hits.
of
So let's hit you with a shard of glass and toss it at you and craft a new weapon, poke
you with a stick, and then shock you.
shock you
You know do that
Well, you're just gonna do a whole lot of nothing
Alright, take the stick, crack the weapon, eat it, crack another weapon, another weapon,
Yeah
Holy weapon
You already have a fuckload of intelligence.
Just take some more HP.
Track the beam, shoehorn.
I'll take the rare candy.
Give me some speed up.
Alright.
You have double brace, God.
You've reduced all damage taken by four.
You are not going to be a quick kill.
And I can't reach anything.
Alia, love it.
Ow.
Alright, let's craft a weapon, Pogo, shock you,
I could have left that, but it's fine.
Now you've been getting a lot of value out of that.
Nice.
I'll leave that as...
That addiction is so good with all the weapons.
I've never actually really played around with this combo.
And the mana battery on top of it.
They're all alive bring them back
Good job
more strength, more speed
Even more shrinks.
It's always furniture.
It's always furniture.
You never know what you could get inside the furniture box.
It could be anything.
It could even be furniture.
All right.
You're ready for the next battle.
if you can just never reach anything, that is a pile, alright.
Spawn in elite dips.
That thing's gotta die first.
Whenever an enemy casts a spell, get an all stats up and heal one.
of good
love that
but i have to cast spells because he's got absorbent so if i don't spend my mana he just does 13 damage to me
that is
that is a fucked up combo
Holy shit
Nice.
Wait.
He has madness, so he's just spawning mad shits.
Nice.
Love it.
Damn, those things got some fucking HP though.
of
of
rat roulette I don't know what you these is actually useful like a melee attack
that spawns a bear trap if it kills just sounds awful. Divisect is good if you
like teach that to a melee fighter or something otherwise it's kind of garbage.
of the
mistake that's not that great
because I have no range the bill of the
Steakouts might be nice in turns where you can't do anything.
If I can't do anything, I have to end my turn immediately.
I can't move either.
That's terrible.
Nice.
Alright Boris.
immune to stuns and kinetic spikes whole boy
of
of
of
the
of
carry in
destroy your weapon and the spell becomes a random tinker spell
fuck it, why not
what's the worst that could happen
Angel Wing, if an attack would down you, instead lower to 1 HP.
Oh, that's kinda cool.
Mo Brace.
I see one more piece of leather and I've got the full leather set.
Did we nuke God?
We did.
has been nuked.
Use all armor, then regain armor equal to your current equipment starting armor.
That's not unusable.
I actually resin those is going to be a waste of my time because they're just going to
do a web shot.
Nice.
Yeah, the elite spiders can just fuck right off.
There's a web right there.
Oh, wait, that went through Barrier.
Oh, wait, that went through Barrier.
Why did that go through Barrier?
because I would have gone harder had I known that.
Oh the mark, oh the mark actually goes to the barrier.
Shit you right. You right dude.
Uh, give a unit one pray wish.
What's like divine protection because it's a way to create an alpha without actually
getting a kill?
Not a fucking cat-shaped hole in the wall.
It looks like it was made just for him!
Get in the hole!
Great effort, gotta resist the urge to get in the strange hole.
I have never had anyone actually go into the hole.
They come out mutated?
Alright, so, learn something new.
Fire immunity also means explosion immunity.
Nido.
Oh.
Nice.
Oh nice
I'm on fire, so I can't be grabbed, so that's kinda nice.
of
Nice.
There you go.
Fully heal a familiar and give it an all stats up.
No.
A spot on Mininuke that makes a huge explosion when it dies.
No.
Brush off the forge?
I don't really need that either.
I get another new
Hmm pipe
Oh shit
Oh, damn.
Stunned.
Big slime.
Oh, a whole fuck.
Less HP, but it comes with a twin.
Oh, good.
Very nice. Time to start building that nuke.
Very cool.
And now I just uh, move away and then zap it.
Nice.
That's actually a really good synergy.
I like it.
Nice.
Now it's your time to shine.
Nice.
Only two left.
of
That is solid and we got a monocle.
Ooh, spawn a mini nuke in range 4 that makes a huge explosion when it dies.
That's actually pretty good.
So build a nuke plus is... range 4 is very important because the explosion radius of
the nuke is 3, so I can safely build a nuke out of range.
of the
and benediction just got cheaper
, yeah
of
the alpha
this poor fighter
You're the undying, we need to finish you off.
Oh, that's sick.
Now I added
Oh wait, you don't have a fucking melee attack?
Nice.
Mark the rock.
Damage could be better for a nuke, yeah.
I guess a certain dominance wouldn't be bad.
Yeah.
Strength scaling 25 cents
Big money I got twine armor and a fortune necklace spawn three to six coins at the start
of each battle and 50% chance to grapple units that contact you well that was not worth
25 cents but you know I'll take it
I'll give you two stacks of divine protection and move back.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops
I'll take a leap fly
everything's horrifying and we get a furniture but alright to the boss let's see
what we got here please don't hurt me please don't have horrible modifiers I
I beg of you nice I get the alpha right off the bat alright sticky and tough just like
Like I like it.
Nice.
Nice.
Not sure why this spell is cheap all of a sudden.
I guess it was the event.
Spell becomes cheaper when there already is an alpha.
Oh shit, nice.
All right
I don't like that
one
, my god, so much time on you
off
off
and
you never know maybe they'll be up maybe let's boss a spot over there
I
Nice
Hey look at that
No
I'll be honest the nuke is kind of bad like a damage didn't scale at all kind of
Whatever
Nice
Skullcrack plus.
Yeah.
We need lots of bruise anyway.
I
Are all fuck it's these things
I
DPS cleric
up
up
up
up
up
My confusion was pretty rough there, buddy
Oh, and you're just spawning more elite, ain't ya?
You reflect all projectiles, fuck you.
Alright, now it's time for that nuke to really come in handy.
You have confusion.
That's all you got.
Okay, please don't kill my Ranger
Holy fuck.
Okay.
Don't punch yourself in confusion.
Oh yeah.
There.
there
that's
that's
Hey.
Whee!
Angelic Inspiration 1, when you heal an ally, they also gain mana equal to half the amount healed.
Nice.
When you heal another unit, heal yourself.
When you kill an enemy, refresh your movement.
still taking Jellicoss.
Nice.
That damn priest coming out for blood
Oh, he gets an extra attack for each hit, so you actually don't want to...
Yeah, well me
Yeah, I'm a man
Alright. You the alpha yet? No you're not the alpha.
and
mark that
kill it
mark that
kill it
that one
mark that
kill it and then mark that one
I kind of forgot about it's alive I'm gonna be honest
Let's see what we got.
Throbbing King on crazy difficulty.
He's got Barrier and Brace and 515 HP.
That is quite a bit for an Act 1 boss.
Nice.
Should have just moved all the way up.
He's just a kid, he's free
He learns when the light he needed
He'd take me out of some granite
On the infended
I'd kill him from the dead
He had no conscience
He'd never fail back
I never thought that this was gonna happen
He gets away with no fear
He gets away with murder
I, I, I strayed into your world
of
that's gonna make it awkward
Okay, that gets the mark up.
14.
Oh, that's fine. You have a barrier. You've got spring chews.
Oh my god
Yeah, we gotta kill that thing.
Nice, we got a stun on the king.
of
He's still a baby, sweet, just to hear him scream.
Now he's a swindle, what do you need it for?
You take the eyes from the ground, on your in-fiending,
a kidney from the earth.
You are no more conscious, but you never feel bad.
Why are you all in those endless rags?
Because when you're dead, there's a way with motion.
I can't make it anywhere.
Those will all die.
I
Know I can come over here
of
A
Yeah, yeah, that bruise is actually starting to stack up now
Okay
the
fact that this thing has braced to as well as so shit
Alright, whatever.
Alright, new buffs.
Leaves a trail of fire, applies burn one to attackers, has a chance to crit and dodge.
Love it.
Now I have 58 damage, it's pretty solid.
Let's put a mark on him.
I'm just going to ignore this thing because it's just going to spawn a fuck ton of colots.
Never mind my fleas are going to spawn a fuck ton of colots.
It's funny that his spawns have the previous.
gets
in front
I don't have a line up.
There we go. Go ahead.
Hit the warrior now.
That's no good, you know it's served and right
Seen them around, there's no doubt about it
I see you in the shadows
In the shadows, in the shadows
I see you in the shadows
I see you in the shadows
I see you in the shadows
I see you in the shadows
That's a few clots that's a few clots
Oh my god, I'm healing every clot.
Do I have a lineup?
Hang on, do I have a lineup?
I do have a lineup.
Hell yeah.
I don't need nukes.
I have a nuke of my own.
Look at the damage of Holy Warrior.
45, 65, 85, 101.
Okay.
149 holy warrior. Love it.
Thank god these run away.
I
I
Hell yeah sick award
Oh shit Stevens Gobbler plus six Constitution minus ninety nine speed units that contact
you get knocked back, knocked back you deal is increased by 10 and inflicts bruise 1.
Dude that with Libra, holy, Stevens Gobbler with Libra so it's negative 99 and then it
will actually wait now that's not gonna do anything because it's just gonna, it's
just, it's just gonna fuck me, nevermind I'm stupid. It's just gonna, it's gonna
take all my stats instead of just one. I don't know why I thought that was gonna do anything, but...
Not a bad item though. Steven's Gobbler has been unlocked.
Loot the corpse. Don't die.
Cool! What'd I get?
Bloody razor deal five damage to yourself then gain plus three damage and plus one magic damage
Oh, that's kind of cool Oh, yeah, dude.
They can die looting him.
Yes, they can.
You're actually more likely to die than you are to get loot.
Oh my god they fixed the looting so now I only have to get rid of what I don't want.
Fucking huge bro.
Huge!
can't give up keep you
Oh god the breathing pen is becoming a little old to crap it
A little deep in the bread there.
It looks like a retirement home.
How did they fix it?
So what happened before is that when you sorted your items it would just dump your entire storage
into the trash and then move it back into storage so you had to re-sort it every fucking
adventure.
It was a knowing spot.
Really, you just found a game plus two max HP.
Not even that good
All right, let's defend here.
Come to me fail the defense the game unstalls and you have to start back over from zero
negative 91 speed nice let's get it
Zaratana!
Hoki!
So let's see what we're doing here.
720 health with reactive spikes.
Oh, joy.
Ain't that just fucking swell?
of
there we go that sure is a lot of rocks
all right what am I doing here addiction
I
Fuck I can't
All right
of
the
The cert dominance.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh yeah!
One hell of a warrior.
Yeah, let's move over here.
on a camp butt, make a new weapon, got a log, make a new weapon, a rocket launcher.
Zaratana's turd has been unlocked.
Nice.
What's that there?
Knockback immunity.
Ooh, that's pretty good.
Oh, I'm at the X-Escend at the Bahruh.
A straggler.
There, a little deep in the bread.
Oh, Frank.
Uh, Kenya?
Yeah, let me put you in there.
Passing all your to-box.
All right, doll parts, you're a little old.
shot. You're a little too deep in the bread.
Aw, poor Jaws. We've had so many good kiddies.
Floor.
The beanies.
Holy fuck!
So many mutations!
And the other old ones.
You took the family tree for the kids?
It's not really a family tree at this point, it's more like a family circle.
Are you lost?
I am.
Alright!
Do you wish to resummon Gilatina 1?
do
you'll take it i'm coming for you
I'll see and we'll take you
Yeah.
This is a bee.
Could have been good.
I've done it again!
Listen up.
Look what I found at a random truck stop.
It's all in Spanish, but I'm pretty sure the word in all caps means hard.
And that word is all over the packaging, so I assume it's going to make things quite
hard for you.
But I know you are up for the challenge.
Go ahead and take that mysterious pill to the rift.
Report back and let me know how hard things get for you.
And if I should head back to that truck stop myself.
Unidentified Pills, plus 8 armor.
The adventure is harder.
Take it to the rift.
Nice.
Everything is harder
All right
All right, that is gonna be where we call it for today
Thanks everybody for hanging out. We've made a lot of progress today
I am sitting at a humble 85% completion.
It's been a great time.
I'll see you all tomorrow for another, you know, long stream.
Thanks for hanging out.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, all right?
I will see you all tomorrow.
Later later everybody.
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