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I'm going to be talking about
the
probably will be the toughest
trip that we ever do for an
infinite amount of reasons. I
wish I could explain to you the
complexity of what we're trying
to do. To the point where we
strap on to our cameras so they don't break in the cold.
So not only are we bringing multiple backpacks out there,
we're bringing starlings out there,
we're bringing multiple different types of cameras,
cinema cameras, DSLRs, like action cameras,
we're like, we're coming up with backups to backups
to backups just to even have a chance
to do what we're trying to do.
And we received some really, really good news yesterday.
We found the perfect guy,
the exact type of person that we need
to be able to pull this off
and everybody's running tech tests right now
while I'm streaming.
Just know that we're gonna all out to try and stream
in the Arctic with the polar bears,
which I also learned will not be a problem
because they actually are hibernating right now.
So it's perfect for us
because that's the most dangerous part about going there.
So it's not that we won't see one,
is that they probably won't be hunting.
So there's a lot of things to be afraid of up there.
And I'm not a survival guy
by any stretch of the imagination,
but I'm trying my best to learn
and we're gonna give it our best shot up there.
That will be the next time y'all see me,
I will be in the subarctic.
That's all I'm gonna say, okay?
So let's focus on today for now,
because I'm really excited for that travel series,
mainly because I really wanna explore places,
but more than that, I wanna talk to people.
And I really feel like
that's the whole point of traveling in the first place.
And I really like, do you guys remember
We went to Morocco and we had a chance
to talk to the people in the mountains,
in the Atlas Mountains,
and they were showing us into their home.
I was like, damn, this is the type of experience
that is one of one.
We just randomly bumped into them.
It could have been anybody.
And so I feel like those stories are worth telling.
And my hope is, as we travel and go to different places,
we meet people with different types of stories,
different type of archetypes.
They believe different things.
They're motivated differently.
And so I think that that's not just great content,
but I think it's gonna be very fun.
And so like that combination right there
is what I live for, bro.
I love being able to do shit that's fun as hell.
That's good content.
So we're gonna give it our best shot up there in the Arctic
and whatever happens happens.
If we see the Northern Lights, we see the Northern Lights.
Feel me?
If we can't put up a tent and we're just,
it's negative 30 degrees.
And with windshield, it feels like negative 45.
It will be the coldest temperature
I have ever felt in my life.
By far, no contest.
I'll basically, my whole first day there
will be dedicated to testing, sweat control,
moisture management, making sure I have the correct layers
when I'm active, when I'm not active,
because I wanna try and be safe as safe as possible.
Canadian, by the way, bro, like 90% of Canadians live on the Southern border,
bro, fucking Vancouver, Montreal, Toronto.
Nobody lives up there.
Even the town up there, we're going to like the place we're landing because
there's not that many airports has 20,000 people.
That's the biggest city up there.
20,000 people.
So I'm excited, like weirdly enough, like I'm really excited to go there.
I'm sure when I get there, I'm gonna be like, fuck, but for right now,
I'm actually quite excited, bro.
I'm really, really excited.
Today we actually don't have that much time because I really want to and y'all know me at this point, bro
Like the most disciplined bro. Like I wouldn't do something against my own interests, obviously
So we're not gonna buy a car
But we
We've got to at least see what it's all about we got a test run. We got a test run. We got a test drive it, bro
We got a test drive.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, check.
Have I ever said I'm not going to buy a car
and then buy a car?
Be serious, bro.
Have I ever said I'm not going to buy a car
and buy a car?
So, realistically, that's the only car
in the dealership that I, oh my God,
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Brams, thank you for the love, man.
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All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
So we got to go.
We actually don't have too much time
because by the time we go there, test drive it and come back,
we're going to be competing in a Sonic's racing tournament.
And I don't know if my management just thinks
I have too much money.
I'm not sure.
I literally had to ask,
Is there, are we, like, does the winner of the tournament win money?
Like, what do we win?
Do we win bragging rights?
Yo, Bree, thank you for the five get the subs.
I appreciate it.
They'll be Bratsy Bree, they would fly.
And they were like, yeah, dude, the winner gets $13,000 and I think the second place
gets $5,000 and the third place gets $2,000.
And so, you know, if you guys know recently,
I'm down 100,000.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
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To me?
And so I did the unthinkable
and for the last few days,
I've been practicing science racing.
I'm already a C rank.
I have all the gadgets, pretty much,
all the gadget slots unlocked.
I know the MetaCar, I know the MetaDriver.
I've played all the tracks that we're gonna play today.
And the worst position I've gotten playing online
was sixth place.
And that's by far my worst.
I'm basically getting first, second, third, nonstop
playing online, nonstop.
So all that to say I want that 13,000 bad and I think it would be really cool to win my first tournament in a very long time
The last tournament I won was the Jinxie Rainbow Six tournament like eight months ago. I need this win, bro
I need it, bro. Like I want to be able to say I won the tournament
I gotta be able to say that 13,000 that definitely helps bro
Like and I'm like next time I just really want to know like when money's on the line
You feel me because the way I'm thinking about it is the way. I'm thinking about it is if this was a wager for
$13,000 I would try my fucking ass off right if it was a 1v1 versus one or something like that
We put 13,000 on the way the way that I'll be practicing to lock in for that competition
So I'm treating it the same way. So hopefully I at least get a top three today MVP
Appreciate the five get the subs
I appreciate it, bro. WNVP. I'm gonna see you everywhere, nigga. Anyway, that being said,
that's really it for the updates. Once we come back, I'll be honest with y'all,
once we come back, after that, I'm either gonna end or I was thinking about reacting to the
Jake Paul fight, but I know, even though it starts at eight, that bitch is, his fight is
not gonna go down to midnight, bro. And I mean like a watch party, because obviously,
I can't react to it, it's gonna be on Netflix.
But I mean like doing a watch party
cause I don't care too much about,
I feel like all the best bosses are retiring
but that's a fight.
I wanna see that though, Gingo.
And I was like, I'm trying to see that.
But I know that shit not gonna happen till midnight.
So I know I'm not waiting all the way till midnight
because literally my flight is tomorrow, bro.
I'm gonna be in the air essentially for like 24 hours
to get to where we need to go.
And then we gotta prepare the next 24 hours
and then you guys will see me log there.
I believe unless something goes wrong that we're gonna be doing two streams up there
one is gonna be like a prep stream almost like a prologue and then the next one is gonna be the actual survival stream I
Think both are gonna be bangers and
You know hope that I don't get that frostbite native I am Canadian shit, but I'm not that Canadian
I never been that far up north I
Never I never made it up there. I never made it all the way up there yet. I've never been all the way and
Sub Arctic, man. So we'll see how I perform.
Is it just you? Nah, it's Chris is going to be there. Marcus is going to be there.
Caleb is going to be running tech, uh, from home.
And then we're going to have a guy there that's helping us out as well.
And yo, when, yo, check, let me say this before we do, before we move on,
before when we get there, I really need you guys to show love and appreciate
this guy. He's just a random guy that Chris found while he was shopping and
was shopping and preparing for us.
And he immediately jumped to help.
He doesn't know who we are or anything like that.
He just knows that we don't know what we're doing
and we're amateurs and that he knows everything
about staying warm and survival.
He said he would bring this gun to help protect us.
The biggest risk out there is gonna be wolves.
And I don't know if you guys know what wolves
he's talking about.
They're the most adorable little things
I've ever seen in my life.
They're Arctic wolves.
And they're so cute, these little guys, oh my God.
Bro, if I see one of these,
I don't even know if I could be scared.
I learned one of these when I was a kid.
They're adorable, dude.
They are fucking adorable.
These little guys would never hurt me.
But according to him,
they actually are the most dangerous thing up there.
And so, he said his buddy has a cabin.
We might be able to leave him and say,
ah, ah, he said he would help bring his weapons
to protect us.
He said, he said, the type of tent you're gonna need,
You can't even find it at the store.
I might have one.
Bro, he's going like genuinely, like he's been going hard.
Without him, no cap, we 100% would be cooked.
We would just be trying to manage how cooked we are.
But with him, like we actually do stand a chance.
The actual survival I would be doing by myself,
but the prep day, he will be there showing us the basics.
How to start a fire, how to pitch a tent properly,
how to, whatever, how to build a snow wall,
how to build a fort, whatever location we pick.
He's gonna show me how to do everything we need to do,
get corner all the skills, et cetera, et cetera.
And then, boom, I'm gonna have to figure it out on my own
on the actual survival day.
All right, these little guys can never hurt me.
Like, these little, oh, I can pitch a tent all right.
Well, you know, the ground could be frozen
and then you have to start pickaxing frozen ground
trying to get to the soil.
And there's like a process to it
that's a little more complicated
than camping in your nearest park, you know?
We're in the Arctic, bro.
And these little guys, they're so cute!
Look how cute they are!
They're fucking adorable, dude.
They would never hurt me.
Inside the harsh lives of wolves
living in the top of the world.
Oh, they almost got me.
They got me with the picture, huh?
Yeah, let's go.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
They almost got me with the picture, bro.
Anyway, let's do a roll call chat. Let's do a roll call and then by the time the roll call is done Marcus should be here
Yes, and then we got a slide so as he gets here. We got to go. I
Got a chance to know one bro. I absolutely have to absolutely have to
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It was not thinking too hard when it was coming up with city names, bro
I wouldn't even know what Lafayette gets in reference to is it's a lot of them is so many of them
They just kept spamming the same names York. There's like 50 York's. There's a couple of New York's
What's the most spam name
You're not gay anymore, I was never gay you still have a QR code on your screen
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That was yesterday's thing today's different day y'all. He's bisexual guy though. This will be super clear
I'm very straight bro, and I don't appreciate you guys trying to bestow your sexuality upon me. I'm not that
Thank you for glory senior giving me my last three dollars
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Agents this nigga name is agency members. So yeah, I think it's been actually changing your our usernames, bro
I'm telling you I would recognize that you you know to want able to reach up and big
Give this to that guy.
That's like a candy drink to a glass.
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I know bro everybody been asking about the tone sweater.
It's like who would have thought the tone sweater would be such a hit.
I asked them why we didn't sell it or why we didn't give them away.
Apparently they barely made any and they just said they were swamped with
Holiday orders one and they're working on a few new products like new skews
So they've just been so busy working on other stuff and the team is not that big currently like we're gonna get there soon
So I like but right now we just need everybody that's available to focus on the things that matter the most
That's why but I low key. I said the same thing like I genuinely think if we sold that it would have been a hit
Like but as soon as we put it on bro
Everybody loved it. No cap. I'm getting so many compliments about that sweater. So
So, you know, I can give you mine, Strah.
Dead ads.
I don't know, yeah, there's not many of them, bro.
Speaking about not many of, zero ones.
You just let me know as soon as you're ready.
I'm at work.
Can you go on and play the game if you don't mind?
5 p.m. Central time works for me.
Yeah, dude, yeah, just let me know what your work's
scheduled and I'm gonna stream around it, bro.
Don't even worry about it.
In fact, I'm gonna stream unlisted
And then you'll be the only one in the chat.
Shake your drinks as long.
First of all, I'm not the type of nigga
to shake my dreads on command.
I've never been that type of niggas.
Don't ever ask me to shake my shit.
All right?
We got one nigga in the chat
that loves shaking shit on command.
We know who he is.
I'm not that guy, bro.
Stop asking me to shake my shit.
Stop asking me.
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Please
Well, you say
While you're at it. I'm late. We start the stream nigga. We haven't even started it. We about to pop out right now
We're about to go right now
I might have to
Alright, bro
Niki talking about one-on-one time, bro
Well, yo chat, what's the next movie they drop?
But okay, this one was peak
This is like the craziest video I've ever watched in my life. It might have been what's the next one?
I gotta look for whichever had like a million views, bro
And they don't drop them that often we just got a good timing then, huh?
Fuck it, bro. We'll save for the next one. You can watch a Ken Block one
Okay chat. I would like you guys to know while we're here. Oh
I did my research yesterday.
What are the odds that Doug Demuro himself dropped the video?
Yes, the day we saw the CR1, he dropped the video
and he was basically brick the entire time
talking about the car.
He kept spamming the same words in front of us.
This is the new 2025 Chevy Corvette ZR1
and it's quite possibly the most incredible
American sports car ever made with just under 1100 horse power.
Okay, so not only did Doug DeMiro make a video,
but Hagerty also made a video like last week.
Like yesterday.
I watched both of these.
And it went up against the Mustang GTD
and the first GT3 RS and it dusted both.
The Z01 dusted both cars.
And I do mean DUSTED.
Two and a half second gap to the GT3 RS
and a four second gap to the Mustang GTD.
DUSTED.
And this isn't even the X version.
The ZER1-X is coming out.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
These are three of the quickest
tracked weapons money can buy.
And the similarity ends there.
For example, the Corvette ZR1 makes
It's 548 horsepower than the Porsche 911 GT3 RS, and the RS weighs 1,200 pounds less than
the Mustang GTD.
Yet despite those differences, when it comes to performance, they are eerily similar.
These three cars close to…
They ain't similar.
They ain't similar.
Okay, look, Mustang GTD, in my opinion,
it's expensive, bro.
Like, it's a little too expensive.
And even though like if you're a big Mustang guy,
like fire, it got a lot of power, 800 horses,
but it's heavy as a bitch, too, though, bro.
I think the technology in that car is fucking insane,
but I don't think I would ever buy a GTD.
Okay, GT3 RS is peak, but I'm a GT2 RS type of guy,
and I'm really waiting for the new GT2 RS
to come out and it's gonna be hybrid.
So the chances that it's pushing 800 to 1,000 horsepower,
a lot higher.
Can you imagine the aero of a Porsche GT car
with a hybrid and T, like,
now it gets like 300, 400 horsepower
from the electric motors?
Come on, gang.
If you put the ZR1 speed inside this car,
hypothetically, there's nothing on the planet
that would touch this.
But I really want a GT2 RS
and I don't know when it's coming out.
It could come out on like three, four years.
We genuinely have no fucking idea.
So right now, this is literally the best option.
Oh, I'm not saying I'm gonna buy it,
but I'm just saying, oh, like,
it is essentially one of the fastest cars in existence.
And it's $200,000.
Did you hear me?
Loud times around Germany's faked Nürburgring
near seconds apart on a different days,
in different weather with different drivers.
That then is a tie and nobody likes the time.
First of all, these series, I don't even know how they do this technologically.
Like, how did he make some of the coolest videos ever, bro?
I don't know how they do it.
Like, I don't know how they do that.
On the mount, time six of the carousel, it's just the long left.
But Sonoma being Sonoma, it's not that easy.
Is that cheating?
It starts with the pink.
Okay.
How could I explain it to you in a way that you understand, okay?
getting the Corvette 01 for $200,000 is similar to when
Stefan Curry was in MVP conversations being paid
$6 million a year for the Golden State Warriors.
$6 million is a lot of money,
but the owner is making billions of dollars
from the increase in valuation of his franchise
because of Stefan Curry.
So technically, Stefan's getting shafted
from how little he's being paid to bargain.
To me, it's a deal, exactly.
The carousel is a wrong 200 degree left hand bend that drops 7 stories in the process.
With speeds just under 80 miles an hour, Aero isn't yet a major factor.
So ultimately, this is a test of the tires grip.
Here is the, how long is it gonna take
us to be running out of time?
If anything, we might have to just do it after the sun.
Oh, I wish I knew that.
Okay, let me call and see if we could do it.
Let me see if we could do it after.
We might be able to do, is Marcus a bit rusty?
No, the whole bag was packed for Alaska.
They're not Alaska
Oh, I didn't know if I knew that I would have told you
Let me make a call and let me see damn I told him three so he probably went there early
What's up, bro. What's up, bro? Okay, I have some rough news. My camera wasn't set up properly.
Well, it got it got dissembled. So in the process of reassembling, it's taking a
little too much time and I have something to do at four. Is there any way I could come
after at like 7 30.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay, man.
At 7 30 we closed that.
Actually, we're probably going to be still setting up and stuff,
but do you want to drive it and stuff?
If it's possible.
Yes.
Yes.
Are you at your house?
Currently, yeah.
You want me to bring the car to you?
I mean, actually, you still need to set up the camera anyway,
so it doesn't even matter.
Okay.
Do you mean like right now?
I'm still on the way there.
Actually, I take that back
because we're still setting up for the holiday party,
so I'm gonna be jammed up in it.
But if you wanna come out there, just let me know.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My thing I'm doing is at seven,
so I could be there at seven, 30.
Are you really gonna be at seven, 30,
or are you gonna do a regular gesture?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm 30, it's okay.
And it was an hour later.
No, Ray is crazy.
All right, you just have to adjust for that one,
I'll you're telling me I could I could test drive a zero one. I'm gonna be there on time, bro
Okay
Yes, okay, and then um, do you mind?
It's literally at the house it's a gaming tournament
Yeah, um
And then if you have a chance, can you text me?
So I might be on the listen to but he checks me out of options that's on that build
car because it has all the options on the window sticker and we have the window
sticker okay yeah I did my research last night so now I want to see like you
know how they built up the car stuff like that yeah
I feel like you would you would understand what it is versus like you
know what right because he prices I don't think he knows cars like that but
yeah like even yeah but it's a little tricky too because when you said you
remove the top I thought it was a convertible but apparently those are still coupes yeah those
are still all targets yeah exactly so I didn't know that in my head I just thought that was a
convertible but they also have a convertible variant too yeah I don't think they made a
zero one convertible they I'm I watched the video yeah they made one a convertible zero one
yeah it's a little bit slower than the coupe but they made one though well if you're gonna buy
This car you might as well buy the faster one. No, no, no. Yeah, I would much rather buy the faster one
So I wanted to make sure it was a coupe and then can you tell me does it have that?
Does it have a giant wing on it or is it like the air on the giant wing? Okay? Okay? Okay?
I did notice that because I think they only made that one for the the one that sold for like five million dollars
One you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you've lost me at five million, bro
I remember the very first year one they sold at auction
So for like five mill or some,
there's no way he gets his money back.
He must, that must have been Jeff Bezos.
So the guy is, he owns all of the Chevy dealership.
Like he kind of, I think he's the one that-
Oh, he's just one of the first, oh, okay, okay.
I mean, if he got a fuck you money,
that's the one way to say fucking, you know?
Yeah, of course.
I mean, he did it just so, you know,
it's like Baron Jackson or something
because the VIN was literally like all zero and one.
Damn, like if I was a Corvette demon
and I had like a hundred million dollars,
I'd probably do that too fast.
I mean, of course.
I mean, at that point, you wanna just say
you got weird stuff like, yeah, this is it, this is one.
I'm like, okay.
The house, the birth of that mansion price
on the Corvette.
It's kinda like how Dubai millionaires,
like they fight over the license.
Yeah, the tags, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
If we go now, I'll probably have like 20 minutes there.
If we go after-
So why don't you just go now?
I have the car ready, like seriously.
Hold on, let me see if I map it right now.
How long it would take?
You'll make it back by four.
Might need you to do it.
23 minutes.
Okay. Yeah, you'll make it.
23 minutes?
Yeah.
All right, let's pop out.
Okay, all right, I'll be there right now.
All right, I'm about to be there in 22,
so we'll probably be at the same time.
I'll have the car ready.
All right, perfect, perfect.
I'll see there
Shit, I thought it was gonna be like a 32 minute or I guess yesterday was just a little more traffic
Right check um
These guys are really cool, bro
I'm not glad being able to trust the dealership. It's nice. Here's the thing most luxury dealerships. I know
It's just it's just like I
Like even if even if I know like they're gonna be good negotiators
They're not they're not gonna be bad negotiators. So I'm gonna have to look out for that obviously
So I'm gonna give it my best shot, you know, this is not gonna be like
Jason from yesterday
This is gonna be pretty much the most elite negotiation
Once you get to these like hyper cars selling dealerships
They know how to get to the bag
So I want to try to car and I'm just gonna give them my best offer if I give them offer. Oh
Unless, unless it's what you need.
No, no, come on man, I'm bringing the Andrew anyway.
No, no, no, I'm not buying one, I'm not buying one.
Come on, Chad, you gotta believe me.
Uh, let me know when you're ready.
You gotta believe me, bro.
I'm not, no, I'm not gonna do it, man.
I don't think about it.
Okay, honest thoughts,
there's a chance I get convinced, bro, straight up, okay?
It's essentially, it's like a little,
but the reason why I got the SF90
is the reason why this car is so appealing.
It's the same as that reason.
Ready?
To the big fat four head himself
The bitch need to scream for help
Before I put a gun to the fuck
To the fuck
Toes, Toes, Toes, Toes, Toes, Toes
Fifteen jest
This is the number I've been
Oh shit
Hold on, I fucked that up, my fault
Toes, Toes
Since you guys to the nether
Doos doos
Y'all can see me. All right fire. Let's roll. We don't have much time
We don't have much time now chat. We got a role
Come on man
Come on man. I was at a birthday dinner man. Come on man
What's up, man?
All right, check.
Today, what's up, Romsky?
Yeah, today we experienced peak.
Today, I'm going to hop in the fastest car I've ever been in my life.
The fastest car I've ever been in my life.
I've never drove, technically, because, you know, I've sat in a car.
Let's go.
We don't have much time.
We're gonna have like maybe 20 minutes when we get there.
And that's cutting it close. That's coming back last minute.
But I mean like they don't wait for me, right?
They're not gonna start the tournament without me.
Hopefully.
Do you have your keys on you for that yeah, you leave it someone with the house manager
Yeah, so just in case they need to move it
Our security
Let's go!
Today we try a ZR1 baby.
Just so you guys know, I did call Ray.
I had a feeling he wasn't going to pick up because he doesn't wake up till 5pm.
But I did call Ray to see if he wanted to join me.
Because he let me join him for his car purchasing experience.
But you know how Ray is, bro.
His days doesn't start till.
He probably will wake up in an hour,
and then he'll call me back.
What the, brother?
And he's going to be in his bed.
He's going to be really dark.
He's going to have his manly, raspy voice activated.
the hottest yeah but me if I don't wake up at noon I like I like noon is crazy
enough if I don't wake up by noon say goodbye to the day bro unless I'm not
streaming that day all right let's see how far we got
22 minutes we could do that we can make that happen check we can make 22
minutes happen all right 20 minutes and we're gonna have like 20 minutes with
the car that's good enough good enough really driving for 10 to minutes
oh it said in a miss admire it yeah but that wasn't a dork in the in the
Gait time I think it's gonna oh my god
And it's gonna be my last chance to do it before we head to the Arctic to I'm stopped
I'm stopped I repeat I'm stopped I'm stopped
I got a whole bunch of Chinese music on my shit now
Yeah, I'm like a lot said I think I'm I think I'm on the precipice of a very elite fleet like
between my drift car you know whatever track car I end up getting my truck my
tuner car to m4 my black wing I think I'm on a precipice of some really like
Why does the map do that, bro?
Too long, can't you feel it?
I feel it coming on
It feelings in my bones
Too long, can't you feel it?
Too long, can't you feel it?
I really do hate when a nigga go this much under the limit
And it's like, surprised that we formed today
Am I too bad?
I'm hot too
Yeah, let me turn that around
Yeah, I'm about to take the top off of my shit, huh?
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Top off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You shit your whole shit come off?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's cool.
My shit does this.
Yeah.
That's all you do.
I didn't know if you was flexing on me or not.
Nah, nah, nah.
I don't have to convert over here.
Yeah, I didn't know so yours is a coupe too, right?
Yeah.
I said what?
I didn't know Corvette Coupes top come off as well.
Yeah, that's so tough, bro.
Damn, I wish they made like a C6 ZR1.
That was as fast as this current ZR1.
I'm going nigga, can't stop me, I'm fucking shit dude, it's fucking traffic.
You can get a CCC 12-Hundred though, I know but, the 200 you can get anything really,
like for 200,000 you can basically get anything in the world.
Yeah, but I don't want to tune it out like a factory 1200 better than a tune 1200
Go
Come on. How did this get get started bro drive off man?
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I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can.
I'll be back again, when again, when again, when again
You know what's crazy?
Like, in a way, he's not lying.
Like, the reason why I could never hire
I told camera man if it was just be shooting down at me the whole time
No, I do this on around my height cuz you don't want it you want to shoot up neither
You know
No, like they can't it can't be too different like I hate nothing more than being shot down at
Because it's like this shot just looks ugly especially because we usually use wide angle lenses
But Caleb used to rest that one for a long time.
Nah, Caleb is totaled.
That's why Caleb can't run camera too much.
You know what I'm saying?
He would rest it on his cat though.
Now he had a built-in tripod.
He just moved the desk.
Right.
Now are you going to get that handle where you can just hold that bitch like this, you know?
Did he do it?
Yeah.
He's okay.
Oh fuck.
We've got another emergency gimbal.
He's a built-in gimbal.
Hey boy.
You're the last train.
A gut attachment.
He said you are his bumper.
Hey, can you take me to a built-in stabilization?
Oh, I just know he's planning his next job.
Your chest sometimes I watch French streamers on Twitch just to catch a vibe. I don't even know what they're saying. I
Love when friendship will get mad, bro. It's just like you just sound so elegant
Nah, that's gonna give me a hug
Okay, and then friends things got motion I follow like 10 French streamers on Twitch
they be sparking up to like 40,000 people bro and they be desktop
they got it man
I got it bro
I don't know how to argue with French people
You're making me a fool.
You can't go to the toilet.
You're a damn moussel.
Shit like that, you know?
And then also, you gotta think about it.
If I ever meet him, Boppe,
I gotta be able to speak French to him.
He's gonna press him, you know?
If I ever meet him, Boppe,
and I can't speak French to him, I fail.
Yeah, there's a lady who's wild right now, the way she drives.
She just switched lane three times.
She might be drunk.
I gotta learn some insults in French.
Like how I call somebody a bum ass nigga or like, let's say I'm gaming and I want to
You fucking suck. Delete the fucking hat.
Oh my god, I would dust it. Oh my god, I would dust it.
Oh my god, oh my god, I would dust that nigga, bro.
I wouldn't do it on the roads though.
I'm safer than that. Smarter than that.
Oh
It's this one right here
Mogged come on bro. I didn't get mugged. We got a lineup at a light. I did that
Let's take the right lane
Hold on, hold on, hold on, he's trying to go...
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Hey, chill!
Come on, man.
You know, we're just two law-abiding citizens.
We wouldn't actually do that.
We're just playing with each other.
This is like a back and forth.
It's like a playful back and forth, man.
Yeah, man.
I mean, I'm just gonna put it in smart sport mode just in case
Let's go put that bitch in sport. You know just in case you never know sounds better
Traction, I don't want traction to like, you know fuck the shit up or none like that. I
like
You tune the shit
Duke
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Well, I see you at the next light
It's my favorite thing bro, I want to win again. I want to win more that wasn't enough winning bro
I want to line up one more time. I want to win again
We do what we're going this way though. So, you know say goodbye to that guy
Man, they commit, they commit 25% of A&P in the same day, separately.
What the fuck?
Oh, is that good math, is that good math?
No, that's bad math, 33% thank you.
Man, I'm for real, 100% Shut up, Duke, man, he's probably doing a whole bunch of
tone promo at Target or something like that.
Let me use a better game than you, please.
Fuck no, fuck no, fuck no.
I would have better gamer be getting a PlayStation 5 though.
But he's gang, it's like his life is gang.
Like I was just gaming, I was playing Sonic!
I was playing Sonic!
I was practicing Sonic, I didn't have to practice.
You know what they say, whenever you get angry.
What?
You know what they say?
Whenever you get angry, you got rage baited.
That's what they say.
Yeah, they know it's not true.
Hold on, isn't it coming to the left?
Oh, he has a lane for that.
I thought he wanted to.
No, that's a different type of road.
Not like um I play a variety of games he's a one-dimensional gamer we play in
different we play in different dimensions sounds and I play on three
different planes XYZ he just plays on X X plane we can't compare that he's 2D
yeah he's 8-bit you know I don't 4k yeah so 100% he's gonna have to learn
some new shit though I can't go I can't I can't I can't play in his he has to play
all I can't minimize myself my greatness you know but yeah I'm playing
no I got a call love wait see when we could finish our wager forgot about that
afraid yeah I think he's yeah 100% I think he's in petrified I think I
think Ludwig knows he's gonna lose he's gonna have to fork up those 500
get the subs and he's gonna have to say the famous words agent zero is
a better gamer than me. I think he's gonna have to say it. I think he's afraid of that.
If you ask me.
Well, you got anybody else on your hit list?
Yeah, Ron, me and Ron about to do a wager of playing egg in it or one of the rage games.
He's no better than a good four-nigh club.
After Center and Chris, he's probably retired.
And then, uh...
Oh, it was Klicks.
Well, Klicks lost to Chris too.
But Klicks did win a bunch first.
Damn.
Yeah, I was watching Sena play and she's horrible so I watched for like 30 minutes, bro
Yeah, I couldn't stand it. I couldn't stand watching her play
And that was a wands POV
And this niggas having the time of his life. He's doing
Impulses at her. She's dying of storm
He's like it's just he's just having a marvelous time. I don't know what happened, bro
I left away for a second and
She won
It's crazy isn't that so crazy that we're on the one FNCS?
Maybe he's done before tonight you know.
Yeah.
Maybe he's not a game of the month.
Yeah.
It's a possibility.
Yeah it really is.
Then we could do Duke maybe.
At the top.
He sacrifice the game to be like the best I ever was.
Ah yeah now he's like one of the best variety streamers so like.
He's not the game.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
He's more casual.
Yeah.
Alright we're here chat.
You know, it's 316, which means we actually, I save, like, three minutes off the clock.
Okay.
Hello.
We'll see how long this right turn takes.
I could technically just jump it, drive over the grass, and find my way into that dealership.
I mean, what's your thoughts on that?
It's not that illegal.
You know, if I put the can down?
Oh, a perfect song.
I gotta re-watch that F1 movie, bro.
Oh, that's a really nice color on that Bronco.
I like your car!
It's like a super gloss, like a hot pink.
Yeah.
All right, what do you have?
Damn, this place is packed, usually.
You know how much emotion you have to have as a dealership to have the police just here?
They just pay the police to sit outside.
That's a birdhouse!
I just scared them all away.
I'm going to take two parking spots. Is that ego or is that smart?
Smart.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah. I just hate when they make a park next to me.
We've made it! It's my favorite dealership. That's the ego chat.
That's an ego chat.
I'm not going to lie bro, when you got a big fat ass truck, you just have to park out the way and take two spots man, and be alright.
Ooh, ooh, it's nice to see all these cars in the dirt.
What's up man, how you doing?
Good, good, good.
Is he here?
Uh, no, what's wrong with him?
Yeah, he's uh, I was talking to him about the zero one.
The black one?
Soford.
Soford.
Soford.
Soford.
Can you take the Alford GR1?
Yeah.
Yeah, Alford.
How you doing, man?
What's up?
T should be on the way.
Why is he?
He was supposed to meet me here.
He said he's going to be there around the same time.
Oh, let me ask.
Yeah.
He might be coming out.
Can I see the car in the meanwhile?
Yeah, yeah.
Can you get the keys for the GR1?
W Christmas party.
Oh, they have the Christmas party here?
Oh, no, it's...
Oh, look, it's Bumblebee!
Ah!
His word?
Okay, fire, fire, fire.
Yo, I'm not gonna watch it.
This is the type of stuff I'll spend my money on.
Word.
I don't know how much it is, but like...
Damn.
That's so cool.
That's really cool.
Oh wow, I don't know if I can because I'm going to be on a plane to the Arctic.
Yeah, so today's my last day here before for a few days.
Yeah, we're doing a little bit of survival stuff.
Thanks for your invite though.
Because you know, obviously.
Davis? To the Arctic?
I don't know. He's from Atlanta. He would survive.
He's from Atlanta.
You're different though. You started somewhere else.
Did you not study in Kansas?
There's no way T's rolling in a Lambo.
That's not him, is it?
Hey, the people that work in the deals are just driving around in your stash, guys.
Hey, boy.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
You already know how Atlanta traffic is, man.
I'm already knowing, man.
The way we live is a little less traffic than the way you're coming from.
Yeah, let's go check it out.
Tell me back.
man. It's a big team, bro. Oh, wow. It was before me. Oh, it's not now. I'm gonna be
an Arctic tomorrow. I feel like they don't believe me when I say that. Yeah, I can do
a couple of amp cycles on here. Maybe 2023, 2024. You know, if anybody want to see it.
The same one Ray saw yesterday?
What are you talking about?
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.
Oh, they're bringing it up right now.
I see it.
My ears perked.
I felt the disturbance in the force.
And it was a zero one.
Look at that beauty, bro.
Wow, wow, oh my God.
You know what I'm saying, I'm not a lot of, I've reached the point of my life where I
want my car to be subtle, bro.
I don't want my shit to look too crazy.
I don't need that many looks and attention.
I just want to fire with.
Okay
Yeah, during the daytime and I did my research on it and it made me a lot more interested
Yeah, you can see a lot more and the hood looks amazing
Yeah, I saw this on Delta Miros of Quirks kinks and quirks
Like this is all hookers.
Just cooling.
Straight cooling.
That's how you know you got a beast in there bro.
Oh my god.
That's not bad in stores though.
It's really not bad.
So, it does come with more carbon pieces.
I mean, this is for the wings.
Yeah.
I'll be honest, if I do get it, I'll definitely get it.
see if I can get the fat wing from the manufacturer just cuz I know for a fact I
would track this even though it's faster it's in a straight line with this I know
I would want the wing. Wow look at that. That is beautiful. Can I rev it? Actually we'll wait for it to...
All right, I think so when I watched Doug do it, the motor was like rattling when he wrapped it.
Let me see.
Okay, I don't know how to do that. The Z-mo, right? Actually.
I think I watched a video on this and then it lights up, the Z lights up.
Is this button here?
Oh, this is a custom button yeah, that's a seat so click it I did
Okay, yeah all maxed out far
Yeah, oh
It has a limiter at two and a half
I do but
Is it shaking
Okay, okay, okay, that makes a lot more sense because the red line shows at 6,000 rpm Wow
Oh, then I definitely should not be driving it
be driving it yeah yeah now it basically is brand new to red line
6000 check word what is it do you know what the red lines that usually like
when it's warm hopefully it's like eight hopefully it's like eight yeah so usually
it has one two or three of this the three LC yeah I see so this is the peakest
version of it got you wow I love it first of all for exhaust pipes is
straight aura let's start there the diffuser I think we can go with some a
little more aggressive because it is a Corvette you know especially if we just
depending on how you're wrapping it stuff but I would definitely go a little
more aggressive on the diffuser I love the tires is this the version with the
cup to the four S's four S's oh because a cup to where it came with the wing and
ship in that package the side skirts look really pretty and aggressive
No, he really didn't like the one at the other dealership.
I think Ken, he's looking for something like 20 or 25 Kish in that region, mileage that's
a little bit cheaper.
He doesn't care much about the year, he just cares about like the mileage.
Well, you know, like, because the year is, everybody is very, it's like such a reliable
car that people drive it every day, you know.
Yeah, exactly.
Every year, the average amount on a car is like, you know, 10 to 12,000, so if he wants like 20k...
He's probably gonna have to get a newer one.
It gotta be like probably 23 and up.
That's what I told him. He's a...
Oh, what's on time for him?
Yeah, if you could snipe, I could...
Talk to the guy right there.
I'll forward you his number and then if you guys can shoot him a bunch of options,
I'm sure eventually one of them will catch him off.
I think the black wide body one we have is gonna be the one that comes back after...
Let me know when that one's from the shop.
I'm gonna come back from the shop.
What?
Yeah.
Huh?
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, Chad.
Let me tell you what this is for.
For those who don't really give a fuck about cars,
I know this looks like a regular Corvette,
but that's cool for me
because I'm not looking for the fanciest car
appearance-wise.
This is probably next to the Bugatti,
the fastest car on the lot.
It is a complete track weapon. It's probably the craziest American car ever produced and
I think it will be the thing of legends
When we look back at it
The amount they were able to get out of this car and at the credit part is the price point
Usually stuff like this is at least half a mil. The SF90 is around the same pace half a mil
These ones go for like 200 250
Oh, yeah, this is the part that confused me yesterday
What up, man
John do
Yeah, if you have some XL or large, I'll be
Can I hold it? Yeah, I just want to see how light it is. Oh my god, it's like 15 pounds 20 pounds
If it's in there
Do do I do I just say only
Yeah
That's yours right there?
Yeah.
That's your DM on there.
I got some more.
That's what makes you bro.
We're honest.
Honest.
Yeah, it's like, it's awesome.
That's fire.
Technically, you didn't know it's a coupe
and it doesn't have the weight of the adjustable
convertible top to top ass on it down,
but you can do the top down, that's calm.
That's calm.
Dude, I'm in love with this car right here.
Can we hop in?
Come on.
Hey, it's surprisingly comfortable.
It's surprisingly comfortable.
Okay, so I watched Doug DeMiro video
to prepare for this moment.
They have a wireless charger right here.
You can put your phone right here
and it's gonna charge and it stays tucked
so that it doesn't fly off or anything like that.
That's cool.
A little inconvenient if you wanna see it map.
But it has all the features.
all the Apple CarPlay stuff like that.
And just about every other Corvette,
yours probably has this too,
there's a bunch of dials right here, right?
Climate Control Ship.
Oh, cause you're C7.
But the C8s have them here, in my opinion.
Too much buttons.
They moved it so everything's over here.
There's a touchscreen over here.
I think it's all the performance metrics
and stuff like that,
which is a unique spot for it.
And then here's like the cockpit right here
with all the, everything you can possibly need.
What's up?
Yo, what's up man?
What up dawg how you doing man?
Okay I'm leaving tomorrow.
Ewww.
To me this is the most exciting car in the lot.
The American Track Car, road facts.
Now, I'm about to do a laugh in it real quick.
Now, it's not broken in yet, so I won't go too crazy.
Is that like 300?
Is that 100?
Oh, well, all right, then.
Appreciate that.
Is that 100 miles, 114 miles?
So yeah, it's not broken in.
So usually the first 500 to 1,000 miles, the red line is a lot lower.
So you can't push the car too much just because the engine needs to heat up, you
know?
he literally used the words break it in. Yeah, hopefully there's not like an iron
mount situation or like...
Hold on, hold on, see it's a little too far back.
Okay, I really want to say I love Corvette steering wheels a lot. This
This entire interior is leather stitching.
Whatever you do.
It's the only one in Georgia for sale.
Sale God?
I don't think there's another one.
Did you find another one?
I only looked at Charles.
But that's what I'm saying.
I don't think there's another one.
If there is another one, I don't think it's this spec.
It's the highest.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That would never...
By crash did I pay for it.
I feel so powerful right now, you know this steering wheel by far is the best
steering wheel that I've ever felt in my life. I love these like square formula
style racing wheels. Okay so we got it in Z-mode, Z for ZR1.
Oh, you could oh the key's not in here, but it's cool. Yeah, you could hear the grout wall of the car
Let me just go for a little stroll
Crackles and pops in the back. I love the seating position. Can I go lower? No, this is the lowest. Can I?
Yes, lots of good adjustments
Which is nice sometimes when you get to cars that's like this fast. There's no way to adjust the seats
The seats are just the way they are
I'm gonna do a
You turn in them up
floor it
I'm gonna be super careful
He said just the only one in charge
Oh my god, I can't believe what I'm in dude. This can sound crazy, but I really think that
But this car has more aura than my SF90 had.
I don't think to the casual person, because like, aesthetically it's not going to look
as aggressive, but when you're inside it, here's the thing, the SF90 has a bunch of screens,
but it's Ferrari screens, they fucking suck dude, like the technology in the car is
not good.
It's a little S-Cream.
Yeah, and like, it's a really fast car.
The two things the SF90 had bad was the screens, suck in the SF90, and the sound
sucks in the SF90.
Those are the two worst features about it, but it's fast.
This car is faster, so if it could have, if it could patch the things that wasn't good
in the SF90 for half the price, you ready?
Hold on.
Is that a launch mode?
No, no, no, no.
Look at that Christ.
Look at that launch mode.
They wouldn't let me launch it with 100 miles anyway, all right.
Really thankful for this moment right here, three.
Let me line it up here, alright, 3, 2, 1, okay, I forgot it's a real-world drive, you
can't just pedal to the metal.
Oh my God, cold tires, you can't gun it, you can't gun it in cold tires, real-world
drive, you can't, you can't, you'll lose it, you'll lose the car, you can't,
you felt that.
Okay, hold on. Let me see if I could go in Z mode real quick and then put the traction
Steering now steering put that high suspension
Score brake track engine sound track engine shift. There's no traction button
Let me see
Maybe God, it might be on this side.
Performance.
Oh, and it gives you all the temperatures and shit like that as fire.
Shit, where would attraction button be on a Zero One?
Oh, I see it.
Okay, I turned it on.
And then, ooh, ooh, I found the button.
Oh my God.
to actually bring the camera around this way. I don't know if there's any way to do it.
Okay, check. Do you see the rocket ship button on the right hand side over here?
That's the launch control.
I'm not gonna do it though. I did it. It says brake harder,
floor it oh no no no no it's cold tires cold tires oh my god I can confirm it's
SF90 fast it's so insane they were able to build a car this fast and not make
it all will drive that is fucking bananas oh my god it handles so it's
like butter
I wish I could feel this though. It feels like this at night.
Let's go paddles, let's put it in manual.
You could definitely do nothing if it's a roadway drive.
Oh my god, bro.
This is a very well put together car and I think this is the type of car where you have
to rethink what you think about American cars.
Because American cars usually have a stigma for just being fast in a straight line and
that's it.
Cheap.
You know, but this car, all parts of it feel super, super intentional.
Yo, I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say.
I'm afraid of this car, it's brutal.
I was afraid of the SF90 and that wasn't.
Good check.
Where I leave my phone at?
Oh.
I'm at the top of my life.
I'm actually at the top of my life.
I forgot there's a phone slot right there.
That is tech I wish every car had, bro.
Chad, we got a new car.
Well, hold on now, hold on now.
He is right.
This one is really specced out.
The only thing I wish it had that it doesn't have
is they have this like, shh.
So the way this car is formatted
is to drive straight really fast.
But they do have a version of it
with the fat ass giant wing in the back
and cup two tires that's meant more for like cornering.
So it's a little bit slower in the straight line,
But it creates a lot more down for it,
so it's like good for track stuff.
I think I need that wing, bro.
You could probably just order that separate.
That's the only thing that I think this car is missing.
Let me chill though, because
you don't wanna push a car too much.
Should I be worried that there's smoke coming out of that?
Oh, yeah.
No, because the engine is back here, yeah, yeah, it takes a ton of time, might be the brakes,
yeah, yeah.
The first time it's been hit, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's buy it.
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I don't know how it feels from y'all POV, last thing I'm gonna say before we head out,
from my POV, this actually feels like I'm in a spaceship, but the car feels well put
together in a way that I've never really felt before.
It doesn't feel super hypercar-ishy, it feels comfortable enough to drive on a daily,
Crazy enough to drive fast and intentional enough to drive on the track.
The size of the brakes alone, because that's the one thing people used to complain about
a little bit with the 06s and shit is the brakes weren't big enough.
These brakes are big enough.
They got the fat brakes on this.
Not that practical because you know they lose the front, the front storage that you
usually have in a Corvette but they do have the backstorage
God I'm not a lie so I think this I gotta ask him about pricing and stuff like
that I'm sure we'll talk about it there's what's the chance that this was
gonna be gone by the time I come back to North Pole bro the only one in Georgia
though yo oh my god it's such a good car like the only thing it's missing
from the SF90 is styling wise I think the SF90 styling wise is just like
That's peak is that shit comes I saw them. This is a really good-looking car
Wow
I really wonder what it's like
with warm tires and
When the engines broken in I really wonder what it turns like
The handling felt good though that wheel
I wish they would put that in every fucking car that steering wheels feels amazing the seats are perfect
The seats are literally perfect
Fuck dude
They got two vents for cool and I think Doug said this one was for the rear brakes. I don't know what this one's for
Maybe the engine
Are you guys put up guys, how y'all doing man? Y'all just car shopping?
Hey, what's up guys?
What are you looking at man?
What's up shit?
Can you bring it to my homeboy, you know what I'm saying Eli?
Yeah, yeah it's my man's bro.
I gotta go cause I gotta, I gotta uh, tournament, but
What you buying?
No, we were looking at the CR1.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, let's do it real quick cause I gotta go.
What's your budget please?
Reservat chat, at expensive dealerships you can't reserve it without putting a lot of money down.
So you gotta just roll the dice on one of these, you know?
Yeah, let's take it self here.
Like I'm really late right now, so I gotta roll.
I'm gonna get something, something.
Yeah, walk on, walk on, walk on!
Yo, it's agent!
Agent!
Well, I'll do it now, too.
Hey, nice to meet you all, man.
Have a blessed day, y'all.
And go crazy, man.
This is the craziest car here, by the way.
Oh, man, su-respect-er.
What's up, y'all?
How y'all doing, man?
Yeah, yeah, be quick.
I gotta roll.
I'm really late right now.
Hey, be easy, man.
Have a good day, y'all.
Where'd T go?
Okay, I did, I did, I did, I did, I got a roll right now, I got to be back at home
and it's 20 minutes away, I got 10 minutes to get there, but I want to talk to Tee real
quick before I leave. Can I pull him? There's a jammer there.
I got, got, got. Damn, that's gonna be a big party, huh?
Yeah, you coming? No, I can't because I'm about to fly out tomorrow. I got somewhere I got to be.
Corvette's still on the driveway, it's rolling. Can you imagine? How you doing, man?
Yeah, no, you're good, you're good. Nice. Okay, I'm gonna have to roll the dice.
I really want to talk to you when I come back for my trip. It's gonna be tomorrow
and then
I'm gonna be back then it might be around Christmas time, but
You can make it work
Yeah, we got talk. Yeah, we got talk bro
So I mean if it gets older gets older is what it is, but if not then I'll come down here
We have a conversation okay
That car is unreal. I really want to know what it feels like with warm tires. It's good
I like the feel the handling is amazing. It's tough to tell because it's cool tires
So you don't want to push it like sport hell. Yeah, but the only thing I would want to change about the configuration
Is I want that wing so I would have to see I probably just buy it off you can probably buy it off 7
Yeah, you probably can but I would would want that wing the rest of it is like literally perfect
It's like perfect. Does it feel like a trucker?
100 well, it's hard. It's really hard to tell on cold tires
Yeah, like a normal C8. Yeah, did it feel like no not at all now
No, I felt like a spaceship this one. Yeah, this felt like my S90.
For a fraction of the price. Yeah, I did ask. It feels like an S90, but with better screens and like better tech.
Fucking crazy, dude.
And just as fast.
Yeah, chat loads it too. They said we getting this, we getting this, we getting this the other one? They keep saying we.
No, no, it's a certain extent. You can't write that off.
All right, I'll be back on a 24th in 25 job probably close, but if anything
We could talk a sweat after that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not formally
Like really right now the only thing I'm interested is giving the keys. I never had the keys you got the keys, right?
Yeah, yeah, um the only thing I'm interested right now is track cars
So like, that kind of does qualify, but I wouldn't even care if they're road legal for real.
Because I will be just using them on the track, for the most part.
So like, if you get any GT3 cars, you know, like, probably 100% chance I'd buy the Toyota GT3 when it comes out.
Now not Porsche GT3, like BMW, impossible to get.
That was the guy straight up who just built it.
Yeah, yeah. You have to get that from BMW or you buy them off someone else most of the time.
But this, I think this is essentially the same thing.
But at least this one girl got a warranty from...
Yeah, yeah. And you don't have to tune it because it's the most power.
But okay, I gotta go because I'm really late to my thing, but thank you guys for the experience.
We'll talk when I get back from my trip.
You're 26?
Yeah, and then if...
I mean December 26.
Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.
Alright, have a blessed day, guys.
I'll text you his number. He's gonna wake up in like a couple hours, so he won't see it for a little bit.
Yeah, he told me. Yeah, hopefully we can figure out a price. He's a pretty hard negotiator, but it has the specs that he would want though, for sure.
Appreciate you, man. Have a good day, bro.
They said that they saw the clip from the other day. That means they saw the clip of him negotiating with the other day.
Yo bro, oh my god, chat.
I can't believe that!
Damn, bro, that's fucking crazy.
That is insane.
That is insane.
All right, chat, we're probably gonna be there 10 minutes late, but it's cool.
It'll be all right, man.
Any good parts here I'm actually sick I parked on the line just to avoid
Let's go we're not gonna speed home and then like that but we are gonna we are gonna go move quick
Oh, shit, so chat, the drive back actually is going to take, you know what man, not the
way I drive.
I'm just really efficient, you know, I'm just really, really efficient.
See I wish I had the shit where my phone could not fall over all the time, there's
like a dedicated place for it, we all carry our phones in our cars, why is there no
place for the phone. Why is there no place to put my phone man? God if only I had a
ZR1 I'd have a place right now to put my phone bro and without the ZR1 it's
like I'm lost. What is life? That's what I always say. It's not the same,
I'll tell you that much. Alright let me see the time. I could shave five
minutes off that from efficient driving picking the right lanes and not stopping
when you see yellow and driving very legally in a very safe manner in a very
very safe manner look be beautiful time and I just got a green left usually this
this is where you lose a lot of time which we just like the number rings
I
Take that right line
You know what man will be fine. We'll be fine. What did Caleb change the fucking song on my Spotify?
Caleb change the song back bro. I do not want to listen to this money good
God damn this is short of my own repeat today, but I don't want to hear this Caleb
Bro, it's not an aura song, just change it back.
I was vibing to that.
Okay, very slow driver here these ones you got to go around otherwise you get
cooked oh no no no he's trolling he's going ten on the limit he's dead at
trolling is he trolling and he goes yellow
fuck fuck fuck fuck and he's stop
fuck fuck fuck
I'm following this one little Caleb
this nigga right here is trolling I can tell he's on his phone
I'm telling you anytime I think he's on the limit
Do you think they mean the same driver? No, they're just on their fucking phone, Managa.
We're cooked, we just lost 30 seconds.
GOOOOOO!
I got somewhere, I got a BEEE!
10 on aluminum, stick to my side of the...
Alright, we're gonna do that too, Nikola.
I'm gonna have to catch this traffic bone, as it is.
I'm gonna get picked, really good picked, really good picked.
Top five movies I've ever seen.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I know!
I gotta get in front of here.
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you
you
you
you
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I was not the right vibe.
Let's go!
Sank for healing!
Oh my god!
I hit you with the crossover.
Hey Jeff, we made it back in time.
I
Just got to figure out I don't know if there's a discord or something like that, but I'm sliding that discord
How's it back already I told you brah I know how to it's like when you drive on the same road a lot
You get good at like cutting into the time, you know now. It's not a special case and healthy shit there. Oh
We reloaded
Oh, God.
Lamb chops.
Lamb chops.
Lamb chops.
Lamb chops.
That's pork.
Ew, ew dude.
Fucking ew.
No more lamb chops.
What's this?
More pork.
Ew dude.
Ew dude.
The gulls.
To make pork, right?
Yeah.
Come on now.
Nobody's even eating it.
I'll just take this and go.
Dude, you have it dude.
Fucking hell dude.
You can fucking have the fucking pork dude.
Set you here.
Set you here.
Is that your model?
Yeah, a little bit.
Go!
Thanks for the whole North Pole Trail.
And also guys,
and pay for me and Marcus
to finally go on a vacation together.
Yes.
Yeah, we're going back to Canada.
We're gonna take it over.
We're going to add more.
Yeah.
You're supposed to get that.
Two is two is two is two is two is two is two.
Yeah, come over here in the game in the background.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
You mind if I score?
Yeah.
All right.
You can grab this.
Yo, Marcus.
Thanks for coming.
Here's the Android.
Pack this too, low key.
Yeah.
Just in case.
Yeah.
All right, Chad.
I'm gonna play a quick online game.
You know how to be the last nigga in there?
She's an of course.
He's an of course.
The only thing you need to know is...
What?
Oh my god!
What do I need to know?
Do I have to play that title?
Alright, take your time. I'm about to hop into the race.
You do that.
Alright Chad, I'm playing with Rouge and I got a handling build in next word to bro.
I learned the metam. I watched all the videos.
Why am I so small up there?
What makes you gotta make me look like that?
IG right now.
Oh yeah, I was waiting on them to prove it.
Let me get my IG story up.
Hold on, I got to add Sonic the Hedgehog.
Yeah, it is, huh?
You want to go back to that thing, am I fine?
All right, Chad.
Now, set up Sonic Crossroads.
I'm not, I'm keeping it above the charm.
I'm obviously, I'm obviously familiar with the game, bro.
Well, I've been playing it in the past few days
because I really wanted to get some practice in.
I'm already ranked C.
This is the most fun card race I've played since Double Dash.
And that's where it's a bro.
And that's where it's a bro.
Come on.
All right.
I can't see chat, ooh.
Hold on.
All right.
I'll go colorful mall
Rexy yeah, rexy is definitely not high, but you know considering I've been playing for two days
It is pretty good. I'm pretty much getting first second third and just all my races, but it's competitive though
I don't think I played tonight before they want to interview
Okay
The music is peak. Yo the music in the game
phenomenal bro phenomenal
It's a practice game, it's a practice game.
We're playing in the tournament.
It's gonna be a whole bunch of other content creators.
I'm not familiar with everybody and stuff like that.
I'm sure once I get in there, I'll be able to see everybody,
and I'll be like, oh, okay, cool.
I know these people.
But I don't know how good everybody's gonna be.
I just know how good I am.
Not that good.
It's a long line race, by the way.
Not that good!
There's a lot of labyrinths, by the way.
Go that way.
I'm lucky this way.
I'll go in.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I've never played this map, by the way!
I'm unfamiliar with this map!
I gotta get some coins. Air ball body.
Ah, you wanna do it or play dirty? We can play dirty.
Is that the one?
Ah, it's gonna tail in front of me.
I gotta get the speed right now. I gotta get the speed right now.
I gotta get the speed right now.
I gotta get the speed. I gotta get the speed.
Go ahead and hit it!
Oh, that was a high house!
Oh, that was a high house!
Anybody said it's a huge hit?
Oh, should we never hit that?
Should we never take this one?
I did it!
Get that road!
You can't hit it!
I'm wasting it too.
I'll wait for a little turbo.
You have to get him out of here.
Alright, I'll take it.
I SHOULD SAKE IT!!!
Can I get hit again?
I'm gonna run.
You're really bad, Ace Flakes.
Ah, I need- I need- I need a-
I need a phenomenal...
Come on, let's race it for him.
I got 100 for my star.
All right, some luck, please.
Monster truck, let's go.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I know what we got. Not good. We'll take it down.
Now my press, I'm playing that map.
You sure?
You're looking overstimulating?
It is low overstimulating!
It is low overstimulating!
Yeah?
Alrighty, let me go Headphones.
Let me go Headphones.
Little warm up game, man. I know you don't warm up game.
I need I need a little headphones.
HDR is on, the screen is a little dim, uh how do I turn that off chat?
It is a little dim for y'all, why is that?
What's this doing?
Do you unplug the headphones?
No.
Did you untie the headphones?
No.
No, put it back in the table.
Sorry, I can't hear you.
Check out the hear right!
Two's, two's, two's!
This place settings, I'll go right now.
Main menu.
Oh my god, I love the soundtrack.
Okay, go back to the screen. I haven't done play with friends yet. Let's do music. Hold on
Controller settings
It's not here
extra's options no it's not it will be a situation can you shoot like I just turn
Asia art in the game that's a lot
How do you change that control settings language settings?
Okay, fuck it
All right
Friend mates join lobby right
What's the lobby ID?
What's the lobby ID?
Where's that page?
Didn't show me.
Is Brett as f***ing out of me to lower it?
Should we start enjoying lobbies?
I was in discord.
I was in discord.
I'm in discord.
They say the lobby ID works.
9-1.
Yeah, right here.
9-2.
5-5.
3-2.
A lot of them found.
It's a situation of doom.
I'm sure the lava is in here.
Yeah, I don't see anything pleasing.
We should be good.
Nice.
Thanks.
I'm in the mainframe.
I just locked it to the mainframe.
I just locked it to the mainframe.
I'm on the high tech.
So I unlocked all of these luckily because I spent some time grinding.
With the Pymro often, I will take that.
Level 2 drip charge.
Get rigged after taking damage.
I'm just gonna put the Loki's Twitch staff on something else.
My last one hit?
Who am I playing against?
Zoom in facecam, I got you, Kazarara.
It is a small facecam.
Is a little too much saturation, drop saturation a little bit?
Drop it to 1.2.
1.1 point. Just keep going, actually.
Yeah, that's fine.
No, no, change it. Brightness, yeah, just other brightness.
Yeah, all right, cool, cool, cool.
I mean, whatever, bro, that was big and true.
I don't know how to turn the HDR off. We'll figure that out later.
All right, we're locked in, champ. Race number one.
We got a lot of racers, so we just have to get...
What was that? I was...
Ooh! Ooh, KDB?
Pokey walls?
Okay! Okay!
Lock in! Anybody wants this?
Everybody lock in!
Oh, they start me in first place, zoom in even more.
I'm not surprised we didn't get to be here.
We got a lot of top-notch now.
We should have worked out right here.
And we got a lot of top-notch.
We only need for a site, we just need to make sure we get all of them.
Oh, shit!
Now, we're going to kill each other.
So, we're going to kill each other.
We're going to kill each other.
Oh, shit!
Now, we're going to kill each other.
I didn't know I had to go into there.
Damn, we're playing on the outside.
I got this beard, we get that slit straight, my boy!
Let me get that slit straight!
The ice is the most challenging part of me, but it'll be challenging for everybody!
And I have a handsome beard, so...
I'm gonna get that sword straight.
He's killing a bomb along points right now.
There we go.
There we go.
He was pretty deep back there.
Speed, speed.
Let's kill it in that mine there.
Nice.
They ask the best to take it.
You get short cost.
You get short time.
You get short time.
You get the score.
music or not
all right so now we're gonna get a check no need to paint
I'm gonna get my bath it was it was bad RNG at the end bro I caught a double I caught
a double and they gave me they gave me two bad items bro they gave me two really bad
items it was really really bad RNG at the end there and I got a wisp um thing too it's
It's fun.
Let's go crazy, bye man.
Okay, I'm at point two.
All right, my launch alone is going to put me
at the third place and you guys stay up there.
There we go, good launch, good launch.
Let me get something nice.
I'm not going to get on the side for it, so let's not do track work.
WISPING GOD!
I think I'm going to win this one, Chad.
We're just gonna do we'll take it
We'll take it
For just good. We just gotta keep staying top form. We'll be all right
We got us keep staying top form. We'll be all right
We got to keep staying top for
I got to change my gadgets though, I don't I'm not I'm not even getting one
I'm not I can't even worry about getting 100 coins because if everybody's fighting for the coins, bro
It's so unlikely to me. I have it. I don't think I've got 100 coins that entire race. Did I have 100 at any point?
What's the point of having coins? Okay, so once you get to 100 coins you get a slight boost your top speed
And I have a one of my gadgets let me go to 130 coins instead of 100.
So just in case I get hit or something, I could still stay above 100.
So as soon as you get over 100, you're beating people on a straight line.
Let's go.
Good race.
I gotta keep going.
That last race, a little horrible R&T at the very end, but still a decent result.
I gotta do that again.
There's no launch, let's get on the right track.
See ya!
See ya!
Jump out!
Look, I've got a gun.
Come on, I know what to do.
You can get that close in line.
I didn't know you could use that to the brim!
I didn't know.
Alright, fresh plays.
We'll go after this for a little bit. No need to throw it right now.
Press outside the pace!
That's important.
They're right so far.
We can get to them.
See somebody in the right place?
We must get out of the front of the warehouse.
Oh, Lord.
This is not fun.
Crazy.
We need to get out of here.
I
Said I played that wrong bro. I said use my whips and then use the monster truck. I thought your monster truck too long
I thought the trap can be a little longer
Yo, I can't change my guy just right now check
There's no way to change my gadgets.
Stop hitting the wall.
So I have a handling bill, but a lot of people playing right now have the muscle bills, like the egg man and stuff like that.
They just bully you. That's just a bill. So sometimes I'm just getting bumped by those, bro.
You can change gadgets? How? I don't know how. I have no opportunity right now to change them.
We can't we basically have to get a couple first places right now. Let's go
Let me not hold on to things anymore if I have it just use it
Especially if it's us final act when the final act if you have it just use it
If you haven't used it unless your defense item is correct.
I'm pressing agent.
I'm getting a case for you, my boy.
Six more, you know.
Oh, come on, my lord.
In the straightaway, that's the worst place I could get away at.
Oh, it's so hard to tell where you're going.
Hey, let's go.
No, we don't have much left in the channel.
Six players left alone. Left alone.
I can't wait to change the game!
Are you looking at this?
What the?
Finish!
That's good, we need more of that.
Damn almost that first!
Nice piece of shotgun!
Jeez, that's good though!
Chibi doki is you check what I mean bro they're amazing at this game man I gotta
get a lot more results
drift on the straightaways ceremony
well before you're racing master
Oh
No, not wait
Now I could customize gadget. Oh, that was just one Grand Prix. Oh, okay. Thank God, okay
I'm going to use C1.
Ring game boost!
I bet I need my level one charge oh you can't do both
I like having the level 1 though.
Rift's chancin' up level 2 quick charge, ring mercy, there is a mini, you don't need that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's funny.
Slipshoot bounty? Where's that at?
I heard good things about that one too.
I don't think I have that one a lot yet. Yeah I don't.
I should go back to 130 huh? 130 coin boost?
Alright man, ring game boost 130 ring limit?
Let me see if it would give me level 1 charge here.
No.
Chet, what did I put here again?
I like this!
No, this is good!
I like this what?
I like this met up.
Definitely put on a quick recovery.
Really?
Where's quick recovery?
I just...
We just seen him.
Is he here?
Right here.
Oh, that takes the whole thing, though.
Ring game boost.
Whatever, I'll go this.
I'll go this.
This is bad. This is good.
Right there.
Ring recovery takes that whole slot.
Cool.
130 ring limit and ring game boost
boost she kicked me at a hundred the entire time
I bet I bet way better okay okay okay uh I don't understand currently how it
works
uh so what place did I get in chat what place did I get in the uh the last
grand prix
I tried to send this to my favorite shrimp, but they had a I didn't buy that much
I hope you eat today. Hey, thank you for the baits bro. I appreciate it
Yeah, oh wow, that's it surprisingly good considering how bad I play
Oh, we're playing on sonic speed not super sonic speed. It's a cool
I don't get to go I'm good to go I'm good to go
Like six, it don't matter, it don't matter.
That's the middle of the pack that's not bad at all.
There's one person I'm worried about.
Let's gotta start getting some first places.
I gotta start using my stuff, holding it.
You use it or you lose it.
You use it or you lose it, bro.
It's how worse.
Koni Ichibi is good.
Yeah, I think they actually played a game though,
like for real, for real, they'll play the game.
So that's gonna be steep competition for me realistically,
because they probably know how to match really well.
But I shouldn't be able to beat everybody else, hopefully.
I'm ready to go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh, oh, that sounds me.
All right, I'm going handling vehicle.
You know what I'm saying?
I like the little athletic front, you know,
not the Barbie front, I like the athletic front.
And then,
nah, we can't, can't, can't put the wings back there, man.
Let's be serious, bro.
Let's be serious, bro.
And then we went with the smaller wheels.
That's good, that's good tech right there.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hold on, I need to big butt change my color.
Oh, we can leave it, actually, we can leave it.
I don't want to confuse anything.
Well, I got, I got bucks.
I got bucks.
I could buy stuff.
I got 800 bucks.
Aura.
I gotta buy Aura.
Oh, I involved this one.
Wind Aura.
Nice.
Okay.
I got, at least I got some Aura.
Yo, red aura is soft with this car.
I'll play with Rouge.
Pink War up?
I don't think I can unlock Pink. I need 2,000 bucks for that.
I don't have that money yet.
That chick actually looked kinda tongueed over.
That chick does look kinda tongueed.
Get Rouge right, new colorway.
I don't know do I go slay maybe I do gotta switch it up and I can go with the wing and I can go pink
But when you can't we got all the zero zero zero that makes it sound
No, there's no zero
We be a heart?
Yes.
Okay.
No, no, that's fine.
That's fine.
I can't see nothing about us now.
Yeah, slay.
Slay.
Slay.
That's a good build.
Yes.
Come on.
Sounds good.
They test drive already check it just came back now just came back now my boy
choose the hoverboard no bro I do not want that boost build I like that I like
my handling build I don't want to switch that down boost build especially
everybody playing this aggressive you don't know from what I understand from
my research and analysis you do not want to get hit on a boost build it
takes you out of the game
you can't be muscling with people look knuckles like knuckles on the bottom
look like he want problems you know eggman in the bottom he look like he
want problems and I don't want them problems check in the meanwhile let me
do some tech over here to get these colors right for you
okay
okay
Okay
Is that good you look like a child
You mean cut child
It's better right cuz it's a little less saturated
Hey
Oh my god.
You wanna look at the stats chat?
Oopsies.
Take a look at it.
Take a look at the stats.
Let's talk about handling.
Apparently the speed status is largely useless in this game.
And so is so.
I heard this elevation is really useless.
I heard power is pretty calm and handling is pretty calm.
From the videos I watched.
I think we could only use Sonic characters for this tournament chat by the way.
Otherwise, they do have some cool characters.
They got S.E.E.
They got Creeper.
They got...
You see what?
And they got...
SpongeBob?
Patrick?
Pac-Man?
It's called Crossroads.
It's called Sonic Crossroads.
The worlds are crossing.
I'm gonna play Rouge though.
Rouge is one of their few handling characters.
It's not in my hand, huh?
Like, like, why is Steve a powerbill?
You know?
Damn.
Damn.
I activated my Nintendo online subscription free trial.
I'm on my free trial right now, Jack.
I'm on my free trial right now, Jack.
I wonder what we're waiting for.
Is there a broadcast?
Where's it at?
Let me see that.
Oh, shit.
I gotta switch inputs.
Let me see what they're having about.
Sonic is not Nintendo?
Well, duh.
But you're playing, we're playing on a switch, right?
Just piss me off.
Oh, Sonic is live right now.
What?
Where'd it go?
Where'd it go, bro?
Where's the act?
Oh, they said five minutes.
Oh, like seven minutes ago.
So he probably starting up any second now.
So, Sonic, come back!
We need you, Sonic!
the hedgehog come on bro as opposed to what as opposed to what do you think the
restaurant chain has a video game bro you think the old NBA franchise has a
video game alright guys welcome back welcome back thanks for
simply that brief intermission but we are back with the Cross Worlds Cup for
Sonic Cross Worlds, EE and Emerald here.
And man, we had some outstanding action to get.
Yeah, talk about my performance.
That opening block with those four races that we saw.
A lot of good talent.
They don't look like Sonic.
They didn't think would do so well.
Trying to make a name for themselves early on.
Yeah, I'm saying like I'm seeing a lot.
I mean, a very standout performance so far, I got to say from Coney.
Coney is doing a phenomenal job on the tracks.
And we're actually going to take a second here to look at this meter board and get their true standings of how everybody's placing after that first block of races
My goodness. I mean you mentioned the standout Coney and no clearly that is the case
He has accumulated
Fifty five points that is insane right there, but she be dokey somebody who you put
I gotta at least crawl up to third dirt should be there should be minor easily
Well, let me see if I can do them possible and climb up the first or second
hook big chilling at 29 and then seer at 28 and so on and so forth.
So three people.
So this really anything that's insurmountable.
Wake will play far.
I have to have in the mind.
So you're okay.
Next.
KTV, Caroline, right.
Right.
Leave is one three out of four.
Rated so far.
Big deal.
Zach.
We're all so impressed.
Okay.
Big deal.
doesn't mean that consistency is going to be there.
And keep in mind those last four or several big work
double points.
This leader board is very impressive right now,
but subject to change.
Watch that 10-4.
Absolutely.
It's anybody's tournament to win still, especially those people
that are in the middle of the pack.
They're really not that far behind.
All it's going to take is for Koni to get a few lower
placings or Chibi Doki, same thing.
And Pokeballs or Seer, or literally anybody else
who takes back the lead, especially like you
said with those double points.
That's huge, man.
That's gonna be a big deal.
We're gonna be a big deal.
Hold on, what the, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You all gotta go back to the broadcast?
Go back to the game, go back to the game,
go back to the game.
Are we started?
Oh no, we're not starting.
Hosts are selecting chorus.
Oh my, oh my god.
Oh my god.
All right, lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in.
Go ahead and start game five.
Get ready for him to blow out the four races.
Roger that, trend four!
I'm warmed up, I'm ready to go!
Radical highway, I don't think I'll play this one yet.
Yeah, I definitely haven't played this one yet.
Looked like a cool map.
Cool map, dude.
Of course they start getting them back.
What's that all about?
Is this a kid or a woman?
Oh, I'm in the front. W equality. W equality.
I'm sick to my spasm. I'm not my fans, okay? I'm not gonna mess with us.
I might not have to talk to you, but that's my job and I'm gonna be.
I
I
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I need to hold back a little bit right now.
Oh my god!
It's finally back!
It's the final blast!
Okay, we gotta hold the list for now.
Fair place.
Oh!
Ah!
Tadah!
I'm not gonna be cheating the list, at least.
It's such a close finish, bro.
It's too mad, bro.
When I got hit there in the middle of that last lap, I clicked the wrong input for my
wrist.
I thought I had- That right there could have saved me like two good positions.
F. We good!
Toast!
Start better yet, or the start would help soon, first.
DOS!
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
Okay, not an awful start there.
What I'm realizing is the finish man is more than anything else.
And these guys are nice.
These guys are really nice. They're way better than I thought.
A couple of them obviously played a game.
A lot. Like Chibi definitely plays a game.
He plays a game, Coney definitely plays a game.
Even Sam, like, they've got different titles, like, you know?
You have the whiffs you have to hold,
because you can use them for defense,
and you can use them to move fast.
The whiffs you got to hold, bro.
There we go, nice launch.
See ya!
See ya!
Oh man, stop calling me that, man!
By the way, why are you trying to hit people?
It's not how to be taken over on.
Random trap!
Can you get that slingshot in my voice?
That's why I'm dumb.
I was in the back of the pack most of that race third we'll take it I was in the back
of the pack most of that race bro I learned my lesson use it or lose it use it or lose
You got to use the widths.
Use it or lose it.
Okay, we'll come back right there.
I'm not going to lie, the coin gadgets are useless.
I'm not getting to 100 coins.
So I'm driving off the map.
That map was the hardest map.
And all the ones I played in the last couple of days,
that was the hardest map.
It's very easy to drive off the map on that map.
Especially when you get bumped by anybody.
So we saved it right there at the end.
I had a hundred and a hundred coins, and I know I'm going to run lap three obviously
because a lot of you should get coins when they just spam give you them, they're giving
it to me bro, they're like here take them.
It's the second grand prix chat, it's the second grand prix.
So this is the third race of the second grand prix.
Okay, I can get first in this Grand Prix.
I just got a really dial in.
Anybody spam W's, let's go!
We got a good launch.
That's a good launch.
See ya, see ya! See ya, see ya!
Oh
Oh god.
Oh my god, I'm not safe.
Oh my god, I'm not safe too.
You're not safe, you're not safe, you're not safe, you're not safe.
My man, Loki.
I mean, you just believe that, so what?
That's your way to use that.
I lost a chip in the air and you have to be serious for that.
I'm gonna break the door.
I want a great win!
I can't lose any of my points with that.
I want a win!
Remember again, I'm gonna play with...
Oh
I can say
If I didn't die there, I think I did not first if I didn't die there
I wouldn't have to use my laser rays. I think I could have gone first
We're warmed up now check
Yeah, last last race in his Grand Prix if I get a top new finisher I can potentially get first in his Grand Prix
Which we need bad.
Thorum spammer.
I'm a top 3 demon.
I'm a top 3 demon.
You know what I mean? This menu music is like really fly.
Like I can see myself winning the first place and just flying into this music right now, you know?
If, if, if, if, how about you do it, game?
Bet.
Bet.
Let me get a bet in the chat.
Bet.
Bet.
Alright, if I get a top three finish, I at least get second place.
Highlight me in a second place.
I had good launches.
Aside from that first race, I'm having really good launches.
Very good launch.
Let's go first place.
I played this map a bunch of times, this map is actually probably the most familiar
bit.
So, what before I get resolved here?
Let's go, pulse line.
He's probably a little tougher.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I should have saved that for defense, realistically.
Soap's running, flip's running, flip's running,
flip's running, fucking drop.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, it's a long way.
Oh!
Oh!
We're gonna best start so far, are we fighting for you now?
That doesn't work!
Get that middle!
Get that middle!
Go!
Where's that cheater?
I'm out of here!
Look at that massive bomb! All gas bombs are on fire!
Second place, let's go!
Fireball blast!
We're gonna shoot right at it! We're gonna get it! We're gonna get it!
No!
I'm not the kind of kid with...
I'm gonna run, I need to get him again.
I mean, I got very strong!
I had first there if it was better RNG.
I shouldn't have used my shield, bro.
If I used my shield, I'd get first place.
If I didn't use my shield, I'd try to use my shield to get the double.
I'd try to get that King Whist, the King Whist is the best thing in the game.
Third place.
Another third place.
If I play that differently, I'd get first.
Was there ever any doubt that cost us?
Damn often to lead basically that whole last race bro
Let's see where we are. Let's see where we are in the overall standings real quick
See where we are in the overall standings that grand prix went really good that grand prix went really really good
Really really good really really good
And we have eight more to go with my master and correctly it does so on the other side this break
We'll be back with not only the leaderboard, but an interview
Sonny come back
Sonny
We got we got we can we can get up there, bro. We can get up there check this for yeah
They're doing they're doing a quick break. I want signs come back fast, bro
Oops
Sonic cross worlds I keep getting
Best gadget combo
Sonic Cross Worlds is finally out, and people are loving the game.
To handle this downside, the benefit of charging the meter quickly is huge.
On top of this, you run level 2 and 3 quick charge, which will enable you to max out the 3 drift meters.
This combination of gadgets allows you to max out your drift meter so quickly,
it's almost as fast as clicking the subscribe button, because you can...
The final gadget here is Ultimate Charge, which will allow you to gain a 4th drift meter.
The 4th meter allows for an even bigger boost at the end of the drift, which does work when
trying to catch up, or create even more space from your competition.
Something I didn't know for a while is that the
Hold on, hold on, everybody slow your roll. Everybody slow your roll. Everybody stop what
you're doing and slow your roll. Slow your roll, everybody. Slow your roll. All right,
hold on, let me try something different to watch this, Jack. We're going to keep this, right?
This is the ring. This is the ring gadget, man. Let's do level one quick charge.
Level two quick charge.
Level three quick charge. Ultimate quick charge.
Quick charge, deeming!
What's wrong with this build?
We don't need coins!
We got quick charge for days!
You have to spin and drift? I'mma hand him an archetype!
What you think I'm supposed to do?
That's what I'm supposed to do!
Level one, level two, level three, ultimate.
I don't have slipstream bouncy. I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it yet.
Check the rules? Why we not allowed to do that? Why would I not be allowed to do that?
Why is that? Why is that?
Huh?
You gonna use one gadget?
I just grind it for all these gadgets!
I just grind it! I just grind it!
I will get my hair retouched and grind it for gadgets.
Oh, no!
Oh, hell no!
Hell no!
Seriously?
What's the...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, we'll all do disrespect.
They should have grinded it.
Sax!
It was my first time playing Sonic Reson
with a couple of days ago.
And the first thing I realized
is that I only have one gadget slot.
What did Agent Zero do?
He unlocked all his gadget slots.
I locked y'all, I got levels,
I got a break to see all mine.
What am I gadget slots?
We got to use two slots.
Why would you warn guys that didn't even bother to grind the game off?
I literally got on and played it man!
I'm back bro!
I'm going to the Arctic tomorrow.
There's plenty of things I could have been doing with my time.
I could have been lifting.
I could have been in the Arctic.
I couldn't like I'm like what daily streaming and I still made time to get it so I could get my gadgets because they told me
It's 20 out of it on the line, and I want to win
How'd you do man?
Not pretty good pretty good pretty good. No, not pretty good. The first
That's pretty good use for they say they say people using for they just told me the thing to use two slots
He lost?
He lost, bro.
Why didn't you?
I can't use this setup.
How many faces do you have left?
It's a lot left.
Bro, what are we doing?
I'm doing prison law.
Two of the guys actually played a game on D.
Two of the guys actually played a game on D.
People don't know this.
We stayed here at two o'clock in the night.
Last night, we were talking about this shit hanging out and he was out here playing
all night.
What are you doing?
First of all, two of the guys actually played a game on D.
Two of the guys actually played a game on D.
People don't know this.
We stayed here at two o'clock in the night.
Last night, we were talking about this shit hanging out,
and he was out here playing all night, being assed.
I'm talking about, I was busting ass.
First place, second place, second place, third place.
And now they're not easy to ask, getting busting.
Yeah, I'm talking only to you all
to lose it to right now if they play the game a lot.
Obviously, you're close to them.
Yes.
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Is there any way we can set it up?
What does two slots mean, Chad?
Like, I can keep my top rope?
Bro, I wasn't going to grind in the game, bro.
Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait.
How about this, though?
Why don't we do some, like, evil villain shit?
What does that mean?
There's other races here, right?
And they might not like the people that's winning.
So let's get up, you know?
What do you think you're causing, Chad?
Use four?
Is this four?
I don't know what that means.
Is this four?
This four slots, right?
In the end, bro, he's literally telling me
make sure you only use two gadget slots.
We got the same people using four.
Let's back check that.
Let's back.
We got to back check this.
Let's back check that.
Here we go.
It is what it is, man.
It's not even pressing.
It is what it is, bro.
Bro, you know why they made that rule, right?
Why?
Because you start off coming.
So they don't want to give me the advantage if we don't play the game.
Why?
Why not?
Cuck!
And that's so nice of you, dude.
You guys have to go over here?
Cuck!
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm gonna keep it on here, though.
I don't care about the coins no more, Chad.
I don't care about the coins, I'm gonna get my level in drift charge, and we're gonna be good.
Okay, what place are we in?
Cuck!
We're either in third or fourth, but we gotta see the...
Lookie, the broadcast guy had to tell us.
Cuck!
Fourth Cuck!
I'll be honest with you. It's gonna be very tough to beat the two people ahead of me
They generally feels like playing against the brawn, bro, they're getting first and second in the race
Yeah
It's chibi and who's the second one chibi doku and there's one other person they're going ballistics right now
But the rest of us are like top like we're buried in first pack
Let's see what their sub count is
Give them some subs
100 subs goes a long way.
Exactly, 100 subs.
100 subs goes for a second.
Kony, Kony.
Kony?
They said Kony was the best.
Where's Kony's switch at?
Let's find Kony's switch.
Listen, let's get chaotic, bro.
Let's get chaotic.
Let's get serious, dude.
What's a $500 gift, whatever, for $13,000?
No, no, that's right.
So if you keep winning the Shazza agent
grind it all night to use more gadgets, solve.
I
Raise Finney bro
Do you guys know that's a real word in the English language, bro?
That's it's not a reference to anybody that's just a word in the English language, bro
No, no, yeah, it's just it comes back every time it happens to suit to suit to suit
Yes, that's a normal word in the English language that this this
And I it's a normal word. It's a common word bro like I could use it bro. It's okay. What?
It's fine.
Wait, what?
It's just a meme to these guys.
Not to us.
You talking about your truck?
No.
Okay.
It looks like she was getting crazy or something.
Yeah.
I said she was getting real crazy, bro.
I didn't, but I wasn't thinking that though.
No.
That wasn't that.
Real what?
I genuinely don't know.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'll bring it.
I'll bring it.
I'll bring it.
world's amazing game and what has been an amazing competition for me and Emerald have been having a blast as we take a quick little
I'm in for it. I'll take that one away from third take that
Those top two spots, excuse me, but a great wilder just kind of seemingly out of nowhere up in that third trail really closely right there by agent as well
So definitely emerald. We'll talk a little bit. I think it's the one we also don't know here
because
Oh my god 95
Yeah, he seems to want to we bring his beautiful face on with us. I'm talking about the one and only seer
Very good as a 35 year old here with other people it feels really good
What do you guys think I sound retired
Man thank you the sonic aesthetic you guys are good at lying
I
Especially the sonic headphones. No, I gotta say that's drip right there man. Shout out to that. Oh worse
I just turned 36 and I forgot about
I think it's pretty good, we were six at the sort of last one, which means we did really good this Grand Prix, we went up to fourth.
to go.
What are you?
We are.
Yeah.
Now.
Yeah.
Vicky.
We're a shame.
You know why?
Well, because I'm going to be 30 soon.
Everyone's got to do what you mean.
So I'm getting all mine out now.
Well, I can't.
Really.
What I'm doing.
I feel like I'm getting targeted.
Yeah, we got to man.
I got I got a few more good months left in me bro.
So, you know,
Yeah, I'm going to be 20.
When are we going to start thinking about retiring soon?
Yeah.
That's right.
On the internet, bro.
What's your 30?
You're supposed to just.
somebody has some kids.
Get him, get him, get him.
Get him.
Nice, get him.
At 30, at 30, you're married, 31 kids,
32, we're coming from your job.
Wait, it's 33, it's time to think about dying.
Wait, it's freaking up on him.
Look up, say there's room.
Whoa.
That was for the, that was for our greatest 24 hour.
No.
That was for our greatest 24 hour.
No, no, no.
He's not there.
Yep.
About 35, you're dead.
Golf is fun, though.
What's your stroke like so far?
I gotta get stroke.
What's your, what's your punch?
Guarantee that I gotta get stroke.
No, I ain't gonna get stroke.
I don't say the good stroke comes with the age though. So that's why that's why that's that's that's your fact
You've been practicing your stroke. That's why it's here. Yeah
Let me go back to HDMI one. I love that we always get a sex jumps guys
I should say that what's the reason for her saying that yeah
That's rouge I think.
No, that's not rouge.
That's someone-
Alright, bro, let's get this game.
I don't know who's saying that, man.
He gotta stop.
Sound like cream?
It's cream.
You know what to do.
While they're doing this, you're applying to yourself.
Go to their chat.
Let's call some chaos.
Let's call them on Discord.
They're in the same Discord?
No, they're not.
We're not in a call, we're not in a call, I can't write well then.
Oh, just going to Louswood and...
There's a Lous?
Yeah, there's a Lous, just tell him!
Very well.
They might not start right now anyway.
It don't matter.
I'm leaving.
It's Amy?
Yeah.
It is Amy.
It is Amy.
I'm leaving.
Hello.
Hello.
Do you think I can make it to the place?
If you predict, predict, predict sabotage.
We have to sabotage!
It's not about you getting first, you just have to make sure the first pony doesn't get first.
Yeah, right.
You know, on that last race, I literally missed playing my items in the last second.
That would have had me at third place on my cell phone.
Someone's talking to you, Angi.
Oh my god!
Amy!
Is they still talking to Sierra?
Hello!
Not enough.
Hello!
Come!
Come!
I'm not who said that!
Who said that?
Me?
I'm not who said that!
I'm not who said that!
I'm not who said that!
Me? Who said that?
What if you just go for a slide?
Yeah, nobody will know. Why are you just cheating?
Bro.
Hi!
Oh, hello there, hi!
Oh, we're starting, we're starting, we're starting.
Lock it, lock it, I ran off and everything.
Lock the pridix, lock the pridix, when the race starts, as soon as the race starts.
Come on, brother.
I appreciate it.
Hey, what's that?
You know it.
We got eight races left, Chad.
Time to log in, boys.
It was knuffles?
Of course it was.
Come!
I think it's two Grand Prix left.
We're not mistaken.
We got eight races left.
We got eight races left.
We got eight races left.
I think it's two grand priests left, remember what I'm saying?
That's, that's, uh, four races each.
Chow Park!
Chow Park!
And they gonna start me in the back.
Are you serious, dude?
Are you serious, dude?
No, I'm not in the back.
I'm in the front.
Let's go!
Come!
You know, there's no way! Why do you even have a reptile? I'm confused!
I'll watch out for that monster trap, my boys!
I'm going to set the place for me to get into the train!
Oh my god!
Oh, I got it.
I'm good.
The bush plants are good, nobody's happy.
It's close, huh?
I know, I know, I know, I know, baby.
I'm gonna tackle this.
This next place is gonna be the Nile.
Same place to...
You can't take it.
No I don't. Yeah, I'm not gonna.
I
Second clutch out laser with same my life this won't do
Big I'll take it up
Jimmy and Coney are just a leaf bro. Let me try it. I can't let probably be a GTB
Coulda been worse there.
I fell off the same place twice, bro.
All right, no mistakes stay dialed I thought them at like three times there
the fact that I even got it is genuinely a miracle bro just get it first and get
some defense that's it get it first and get some defense the difference between
Wait, let me get a first place finish, and I'm good, bro.
I know this map.
I know this map really well.
See ya! See ya! See ya!
Oh
Let me get the slip. Let me get the slip heat. Let me get the slip heat
Why are you hitting me, bros?
Not there, I should play with my executive.
I'm going to get that double diamond.
I'm going to get that double diamond.
I'm genuinely losing to that play right now.
I lose to that play right now.
There's two times where I went for, I should've went for a double bro, I should've just went
for a single.
Even getting any item there would've kept me in the top three.
Any item, no item, you're cooked bro.
I got hit twice
That's bad orangey chat and that's where it's a bro
That's bad orangey
I know this man, I mean I wasn't I wasn't a top three I got beat up for the double right?
It went to the downers in first
No item, no way to defend myself.
I get hit twice in an area where there's no boost.
I use an air turn to get back up to speed, but that's it.
There's really nothing I can do there.
Once I got beat out for that item, I knew it.
I said that's the reason why I'll lose to the right there.
That was it.
I knew in a moment, there was no way,
I would need extreme good RNG with no defense
and no way to cut that corner near the end
to place wall realistically.
I would need extreme RNG.
I know that's not gonna happen.
Let's keep it a buck. That's not gonna happen.
That being said, we're in fourth place right now.
This is where people are in fourth place.
So let's keep it going.
Now play this man twice.
Seedle!
Seedle!
What?
What's going on?
You are looking down!
You can actually...
Yeah, it's tough knocking people around, bro.
You're most likely going to pay!
Stay away, stay away!
I got a decent one around!
Bro, I need this guy! You want to hit me?
You want to hit me?
Hit that guy!
Crazy time, let's go!
Can you get trying for that?
I didn't even close yet, but you're...
I need to win.
Watch out. Look at that!
Follow me, defend it!
Watch the truck, watch out!
I might go get a muscle build, bro.
Straight up!
Am I scum?
Yo!
Yo, what's up?
What's up?
I'm on stream, bro.
You're on stream?
Yeah, yeah.
Let me call you back after this tourney.
I just chatted with the fuck.
I'm staring at you.
Sorry, I love you for calling.
Love you too, bro, later.
I haven't played this map before. I just gotta go off-road. God-given natural ability to be
great at video games. Let's go. Let's go.
Alright, on first or second place finish it throws me up in the first.
This is the last one in the grand prix. Let's go.
Uhhh...
Not bad.
Let's go!
That was a nice man.
This might be good for me.
Let's go!
You're gonna have to stay in this place.
You're gonna have to stay in this place.
You're gonna have to stay in this place.
You're gonna get that slipstream of life.
And he's kidding me.
Appreciate that.
He's kidding me.
You're my selfish!
My phone's ringing!
Come on, come on!
Oh, please.
What is this doing?
Yes!
I see what they have, Rod.
I don't know where they're headed.
Oh, I see where they came in.
One on one.
This moment changes the male.
This moment changes the male.
We've got to get some lists up.
We've got to get to the camp.
I
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
How did I not go a place finishing fifth the whole time?!
What the hell?
What the hell, Seth?
What the hell?
either way definitely could be some shakeups in your board coming up as we
have been teasing we're definitely starting to see things unfold as people
get more and more comfortable with how that is not a rivalry
really cheapy don't get it's only in a rivalry with uh uh uh who's all the
one there's two people out there the whole time he is hold on no no no no
serious not in that conversation.
Hold on now serious not in that conversation.
Maybe you're not been playing that well.
This is the time to wake up.
Tony is the time to make sure you keep your head on straight
and just try to maybe hit some of the other higher
placing racers down.
I don't know.
That's what I would be doing.
I'm trying to finish in front of Coney or something.
If it comes between knocking somebody in first or just
behind you keeping them at bay knowing that that point
differential is that close.
Well, no one's going to blame you.
Okay.
No one's going to blame me.
I got to feel these last four races are going to be super
chaotic. Hold on, that'd be far.
On the other side.
That'd be far as they did that.
Last break before the final four races with double points on the line as well as the
cross world's world cup title. We'll see in just a bit.
Wait. What's the bill's winning? Oh my god. It's time to change our bill,
chat. It's time to change our bill. Everybody lock in. Everybody spam lock in.
Everybody spam lock in. Everybody spam lock in.
Okay, hold on. Wait for me. Walk with me.
Walk with me. Walk with me.
We, you're slaying, oh yeah, we're slaying.
I'm gonna save up my Boku Bugs so I can buy some aura.
I'm gonna buy some aura with it.
Yo MVP, appreciate you with that five gifted subs man.
Appreciate you with the five gifted subs.
Right, I'll tell you that last round was scary.
I never played it before.
Okay.
I think everybody's probably going muscle cars.
Yeah, look at everybody in those muscles.
Muscles.
Muscles.
Oh my god.
I wish I could go get a practice game manager or something like that.
You're going to need slipstream and a whisper then?
You think I switch up my gadgets?
I don't have that slipchip when y'all talking about them.
Should I should I go check what if I just go level four ultimate charge
Realistically, I'm never gonna get there. Let's keep it up
Let's be honest, I can only use two slots chat.
I heard the air trick one was really good too, but I mean we just not a lot of usage.
I'm not a bad boob.
Hold on now.
That's not bad.
Well, I don't know if it could be my only one, though.
I locate things because I don't have a handling car anymore.
Wait, hold on.
Because I'm not handling corn, I feel like I should prioritize handling in my gadgets so that it still handles well.
Pleasure boost, right?
Thanks, man.
You're such a good...
...orniment thus far, so it's only appropriate that we have another good interview. Isn't that right, Evo?
I believe with us in the booth, we have poke balls.
Yeah, what's going on?
What's up, man?
How are you feeling?
I've been going to poke balls my whole life.
I was doing good.
But, you know, getting knocked down a lot.
Hopefully these next four matches I win.
I didn't know we were doing last place interviews.
Let's bring up the leaderboard so we can actually everybody can see how it's going.
Let's take a look at the leaderboard.
Okay, let's see.
Talk about me.
Talk about me.
They're in place.
Talk about me.
Double points, by the way, double points.
Talk about me.
But you have an opportunity to really accumulate a lot of points.
And I don't know if you know this, these last four races are worth double the points.
Do you guys have any advice for me?
Like, have you guys been watching my gameplay?
Like, what do I do?
I'm stressing out here.
Can you, okay, how about this?
Because we don't, we don't see all the perspectives at all times.
Where is it the most that you feel like you're losing position?
Is it like right at the end?
Is it like, I'm getting first place at the end.
I'm getting it. And then Burke Black comes in with the fucking truck.
Uh, freaking sorry. There you go, buddy. Very sorry.
It's raised on the truck. I'm going to Sonic. I love Sonic.
Everybody else in the chat.
Love, son. I think honestly, one of the things that you should try to maybe do
then is like going into lap three, maybe sit more a little bit back
rather than being near the front. Just make sure you got your rings.
Rings are like that's the one thing
I see like a lot of racers. Maybe they don't maybe they underestimate like how important it is to have max rings
Just try to be at max rings whenever you can be sick of that middle of the pack
Maybe on the final stretch there, maybe get a better item leading into like, you know the last
Like section make whether it's like a defensive item or something that I might step at the water part
When oh, yeah, and I'm doing the boost, but I'm going I'm jumping
I don't know if I'm actually gaining speed or not
So I just shouldn't be driving like just just go straight in the water or not
So if you you have if you're charging up
the jumps
When you land now if you're on like a turn or something just try to like stay away from the other races because if they bump into you
It's hard to turn but also let go of accelerate and that goes for any turns
That's like the biggest piece of advice I could have you know, especially the ice maps
It's not like break drifting you just want to like initiate a drift and then let go of accelerate
I haven't been doing that. Okay. The hardest part you're gonna find with that is having to discipline to actually do it
Because everything in your brain says let me just hold this it's gonna be for the better as your placement shows
That's not the case, but it's okay
Do you see this leaderboard
Yo check should I just order and go knuckles should I order and go knuckles?
uh seer he's been not knuckles sorry shadow shadow shadow shadow shadows my
paper person in the sonic universe
are we allowed to do that we have two shadows you're gonna be like that I play
Shadow game on the GameCube back in the day.
I really liked it.
We're allowed to do that, okay.
Well, then I'll be loud,
because maybe they want us to all use somebody different.
There's two Mr. Eggmans?
Oh, is there?
Oh, there it is.
Hold on, hold on, who's that right there?
What build does Chibi have?
Handle and build, handle and car,
and muscle player.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Handle and car, go back to the handling car.
That's a speed car?
I like this. I like this. I love what we got.
Gadgets?
Okay, you got this is being called right the one that eggman's in the bottom right man chibi. That's a speed car, right?
You can add more
What are we like a have more gadgets?
I don't know, I'm excited, you might want to be excited or no, the music's loud as hell,
I'm just trying to tell them the music
Okay, I like I like what we got bro. I like what we got. It's like it's a nice middle ground of muscle and handling
You gotta turn it down you probably can but we're a 2d fan now
I'm a 2D fan now.
Alright, let's go, baby.
Let's go. Shadow, bring it home. Shadow, bring it home. Shadow, bring it home. Shadow, bring it home. Shadow, bring it home.
Level 1 quick charge or collision boost.
I say level 1 quick charge.
Level 1 is just so clutch bro.
Alright, so this is double points.
I'm like 30 points off first and second place.
I'm in third place right now.
Realistically if this goes poorly, all of this was for nothing.
and I could be like in ninth place in this competition.
Double points is just such a big bonus, bro.
So I just have to deliver,
not just consistently get fifth place
like I did last time to get a third place overall.
I mean, I gotta get a first place in one of these, bro.
It's just hard to do, bro.
Chibi, he's getting old, man.
He's new family, bro.
Oh my God, I just realized that warm-up
of my food and never ate it.
It's natural insanity, bro.
Restore the stream I just joined, I got you Panda.
Right after this game we'll restart.
Come! Come!
Who's this? Who's saying that?
Hmm, hey.
Hey, hmm.
Very well, very well
We found the metal.
We found the metal.
We found the metal.
Let's go.
What I just walked into, well, you just walked into the last Grand Prix, double points,
we're in third place right now, we have a chance to win $13,000 if we get to first
place.
But we got to work out for us because top two, they're an elite role.
We got to play phenomenal here.
We got to deliver.
We're fully warmed up.
It's all about execution.
Execution let me get an execution for everybody in the chat. Let me get an execution for anybody in the chat. Focus execution
I'm gonna pop play these NASA for us please burn
And then he's given me 50% of all his winnings right right blue J is gonna 50% for sure dude
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
I'm not even saying nothing.
Yep.
Nooooo!
Oh wow!
I'm not gonna even say nothing.
Yep.
Not at all.
Oh wow!
Yeah, I'm not allowed to prove a difference in handling.
Very big difference.
You don't want laser, then you don't want laser.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
You gotta be kidding me, bro.
Let's go! Is he on our quest? You gonna save that?
What are you gonna do?
Okay, let's go.
Let's get down here, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm gonna go!
You got this, sir! Let's go!
No!
Run away!
Run away, run away, run away!
Oh no, I'm gonna go!
There's a shot!
Go right, sir!
Go right, sir!
Go right, sir!
Oh my god, this is a good combo.
Shadow, bring us home, Shadow, bring us home, bring us home, Shadow.
Oh my god, Chibi had a bad game.
She be at a bad game, Cody at a bad game!
They both have bad games!
They both have bad games!
Double voice!
They both have bad games!
Shadow, bring us home!
It took me like the first lap to get used to
playing with a muscle character
instead of the handling character.
Took me a little bit.
So I know that map, Chad, I played the map like four times, maybe.
So I know, I did feel like it in that first time when I took that cut, but usually I have
a whist when I'm in time, Charles.
So I just used the whist to go through there, that's why I made that mistake.
I know this map too. Let's go. Yo, Atea, thank you for the 5 gift subs. W5 gift. WAtea! WAtea!
Get copied, I suck, I suck. I'm the worst. I'm the worst. I'm gonna get last place. I'm gonna get last place.
This is the last place finish right here.
Thanks, Atea. Appreciate that 5.
Okay, really well start.
Okay, we can't do that again.
It's not the only mistake.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm just staying in a slip-shoot.
Oh my god, get him!
Run, run, run!
You get some of this, you get some of this, boys!
Get that door!
No mistakes, no mistakes, no mistakes!
We have the boys, let's go!
Get these girls!
We got them!
We got them!
We got them!
We got them!
That's the yellow like no troll look I know cope cope cope but on God that dog
I don't know what you ask.
The items sucks.
Bro!
I got every bad item.
Give me any wisp.
Give me anything I can use to cut.
Give me any defense.
I got the worst things, bro.
I was in first and I was in second.
If they give me any defense or any offense,
I'm winning.
All right that whole I'm gonna be last place thing did not work that was my worst performance yet
I'm gonna be in first place. I hit Jimmy and then next thing you know 10 seconds later
He's in front of me again. I don't know what I didn't make it to him
But he must be working for a sega bro. Cuz there's no way I hit him while he was behind me and he ended up in front of me 10 seconds later
Let's go, let's go!
Kicking me again!
I'm no point! No point in you not doing this!
Oh my god
Embarrassed. It's pretty good. I'll take it.
Hopefully, Tsubu's behind me.
He's in first place. I just don't understand.
I tried going for the king with...
IF I DID IT!
I would've won.
Probably.
Alright, that's double points third place, we can take that.
I'm not alive right now, what I really need to clutch up is a first place finish.
I had a whiff.
I didn't even know.
I didn't even know.
Is this the last race?
I think it is.
Is this the last race chat or is this the third one?
No, it's the last one.
It's the third one.
All right, let me get a good start on this side.
Last time, I didn't get a good start.
Good launch.
Good launch!
Really good start!
I'm not going to carry through, bro. I'm going to say it.
Let's go.
We get away.
I bet you're getting in his way.
We get back.
Slip strength, slip strength, slip strength.
I'm gonna go left, and then go right.
I'm gonna go first place here.
I'm gonna go right.
I'm gonna go 20, and then go 3.
I'm gonna go back level 4, and then go 4.
Let's take this boost!
Except for Fanny! Yes, I can!
Let's third! Let's third or fourth!
Of course!
Please give me a third!
Coney and Chibi again, bro.
I don't even know what the final score is, you got a way to see it.
I don't even know what it is.
There's a chance with double points I couldn't squeeze in second there's a chance there's
a chance there's a chance
I can imagine there's definitely been a little bit of a shift in shake-up so far, but we'll
just all wait with baited breath to see who's really going to take it home.
Every race counted up until this point, and I believe we have our final race coming up
of not only the tournament, but also our double points here, which again could be another big
lead-shifting change here. We're gonna have to see how all the points have kind of, you know,
spread out amongst the other racers, you know, especially because there's been some racers like,
you know, Cody getting that, I believe, like 11th place finish or something like that,
could have allowed somebody else to maybe nip at his heels a little bit, maybe take that
second place spot away from him. So we'll have to see what's up.
I heard them say one more.
Kind of like the information.
Oh, that's right. Yep. That's it. That is correct.
Right there. So East Stadium.
Enthusiast. We got the next time.
That sucks because I practice East Stadium the most.
And what a fantastic way to that would have been good.
That would have been really good for us.
They'll tally up.
Hey, there was another race.
Because we've been doing good.
I'm a proper leaderboard, but I got to say, Emerald,
this has been such a fun treat.
I really, genuinely enjoy and love this game.
And I'll tell you what, you definitely
like the casting partner I take anytime.
And this has been fantastic.
Thank you, man.
It's always a pleasure to work with you, man.
I love this game.
I'm sure you can tell.
I'm happy to nerd out on the mic about this game.
Please, bro.
This is a moment of truth right here, Chad.
Put a bunch of time into it.
Guarantee, if you guys haven't given it a chance
at home, please do.
It is a phenomenal game.
It is it has my seal.
Like at Adeside, it's mad fun.
At aside though, it's mad fun.
Do it and you'll have a good time
with your friends on the tracks.
That's for sure.
It almost kicked me out at the game awards.
I was in that crowd shouting game of the year.
Prouds, Prouds, Prouds, Prouds.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, that's awesome.
Oh, you know, I was listening.
I was listening.
I'm a big fan for sure.
And I do assure you the next time I will be
at Legend Status as well.
I swear, I hit Will in agent so many times.
That's what Pokey said.
I still got something to tank.
Yes, sir.
Every time I hit it.
From your vantage point, who do you think actually brought it home?
Like, I know we have the team Tony and Chibi.
I said, every time I hit Chibi, he got faster.
Maybe pick in that third spot.
I think it's very possible that agent might have crept up there
and he isn't there right now.
Yeah, we'll say from the performance of agent
throughout the entire tournament, he kind of started off the most slow
But then you really pick it up as the race
So we're gonna have to see kind of what the final spread of the points were as we pull up the final leaderboard here
But I think that you know Asian probably maybe taking that third-place spot. If not, I mean she was kind of close behind
All you need to win especially when
not quite enough, you know what I'm saying?
Like, unfortunately, one plus one isn't a lot, you know?
That's true.
So, you know, the points aren't doubled the way
that would be the most helpful in the situation, so.
We'll see though, we'll see.
Like, we're kind of just speculating right now,
just kind of rifting a little bit,
but we will have the official results momentarily.
Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom while they wait.
Hold on, I'm gonna go to the bathroom while we wait.
A good series of races for sure.
To me, the most entertaining thing
was just being surprised at how good some of these guys
actually work how much they prepare for this is a great good job so I thought that was absolutely awesome.
Bro, shut the s*** up!
I think the great thing about this game is that like regardless of the skill level it feels like it's
always a really entertaining race to watch especially in those final moments it really
I think the game does a brilliant job at keeping everybody on the edge of their seat
whether you're watching or playing yourself you can tell like the the adrenaline is high
because you can see the reactions that people are having you know like whether they're
you know, taking a deep exhale of relief from just like getting that victory in first place or
maybe even maybe a little upset because they had like all that built attention because they
thought they were going to win and then they get hit by like a red glove or something in the final
moments and I mean I think that's like what playing this game is about is it's like really the
adrenaline of like the up and down of playing it because either way you're having a good time
that's for sure. Yeah getting like getting the kind of key in on certain players too from the
a rivalry, rivalry sheet that we had as well was a lot of fun kind of leaving and building
some storylines off of that that kept carrying in to some other courses was a lot of fun
too. And then at some point too, when we started to see a little bit of like, felt like some
friendly targeting as well, because there's definitely some places I'm like, Oh, I don't
think that happened. My accent, you know, like you got to slow it down for at least
a race or two. So definitely a lot of integral things that went in there to make that
So good, but hang tight, guys.
We are tallying up those final scores right now
to get that leaderboard for you.
You want to double in, triple check that.
Oh, I'm being told right now.
It should be on the way right now.
So hold, hold.
Congratulations to Kimi Doki.
Wow.
Wow.
Look at that point, discrepancy there.
What a phenomenal performance.
And there is the champion banner.
Good stuff that you did a whole night job in these races.
And you know, like I said, I said, going in, I feel like she played really well the last time.
So the last time she was in one of these crossroads are not so bad.
Last time.
It was the last time.
Really angry and you're going to feel it.
And she definitely took out that anger on the track and used it to her benefit.
So many comebacks and post-calls that's how much we're in check third place
Third place Famer. I was there a place the whole time
Higher than Tony's who gets a very respectable second place, but how about agent we thought you're our agent
He's now occupying that third spot. So well done two agents
Proving again that he's a gamer as he states man
I mean he he pulled up and he showed out
I was slowly getting on top of replacing is nothing to this not bad, but I do actually point out here to
GT live coming up to fourth place definitely a sleeper. What?
I'm a gamer
Let me talk about the food that I got right here ignore the green shit just look at the lamb and look at the potatoes
Yo, bro, I
I really was hoping for a first place finish.
I gotta discover, I gotta go find out.
I gotta go find out how much a third place gets.
It feels like last place when you don't win.
I'll say that, that was fun, bro.
Sonic, you're one of my favorite hedgehogs, bro, you know?
And, you know, there's no hedgehog.
I would have rather expect this afternoon than you,
You know, and you know, shadows, knuckles, tails,
aimy, everybody from the Sonic universe.
I really like y'all.
So it was an honor to race with you guys to get third.
To get third, I take third.
But you know, it's not first.
I can't be happy with third knowing
that I'm a gamer.
I've got to get that first place.
My last tournament win was like eight months ago, bro.
It was eight months ago.
It was eight months ago, bro.
But that was fun though.
Can I I will say this
There was one game we played this week. That wasn't so fun
The rest of the ads we did were certified hook classes them was bangers bro bangers yesterday is a banger room for that banger
This one banger. I enjoyed it, bro
You guys know which one it was
You know which one it was all right, damn all my reacts got xed, um
Let's go to the Patrick C.C. video for us to start that one.
Alright.
This stand-up comedian is being humiliated in front of the entire world and does not
know how to make it stop.
Akash Singh is mostly known as being the sidekick to Andrew Schultz on the Flagrant
podcast.
His wife, Jezleen, recently started creating content that many feel is shocking or distasteful
coming from a married woman.
Sometimes I get so painfully nostalgic for college.
So for context, I went to college from 2011 to 2016.
I was popping my, I'm living my best life
in these white boy frat houses.
She said every red flag word in like 10 seconds, bro.
She missed college, white boy frats,
and popping pussy, that's just a bonus.
Like that's just like, that's just a big bonus.
God damn, nigga.
Was they together when she said this?
And I had a roster of guys that I would make it.
What?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
I wasn't prepared for this reaction.
Hold on.
Wait.
I wasn't meant to be ready for surprises, man.
All right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
So, okay.
There's four things now.
This is not a two-way street.
This is a one-way street.
His money is our money and my money is my money.
Yes, bitch.
And if you think those clips are bad, you tell them.
You tell them.
You tell them.
You tell them.
You tell them.
You tell them.
You tell them.
You tell them.
You tell him! You tell him! Your money is my money!
I'm an entrepreneur!
Trust me, it gets so much worse.
Like when she expressed how badly she wanted to sleep with her co-host's husband.
Would you all ever have an orgy together with your husband?
Priya, I'm actively trying to have an orgy,
Because this couple is good-looking and you haven't seen Nav yet, but wait till you see him.
Maybe. Maybe. I just know he's like, at least 10 inches.
He would only be down for a gorgeous-
Or it's thick. It's thick.
Chesleen regularly romanticizes sleeping with other men, films her arguments with Akash to post on TikTok,
brags about being a gold digger, and actively refuses to kiss her husband in public,
not even during his proposal.
This is the type of relationship that 99% of you watching pray you will never find yourself in.
But anyone who criticizes Jazzlene and the potential harmful influence she may have on couples,
she calls them incel red pillars. Then again, it's somewhat understandable considering sometimes
the right message can come from the wrong messenger. Because Akash was actually warned
by the Fresh and Fit podcast that he was going to find himself in this exact type of situation.
In the early 2020s, there was a digital uprising of self-proclaimed alpha males who claimed their
traditional views of masculinity were directly conflicting with mainstream liberal ideologies.
Guys like Myron Gaines and Walter Weeks of the Fresh and Fit podcast got viral attention
talking about traditional gender roles, relationship dynamics, and what being a real man is.
And even though Akash and Andrew host a comedy podcast, they often dabble in more serious,
broader social commentary, which led to them inviting on the Fresh and Fit guys to discuss
some of their views on masculinity and relationships, many of which Akash disagreed with.
was particularly doesn't like PDA but once orgy
something were like private horrors you know they gotta be public about their
whore in this I don't know that bothered by this phrase or relationship
philosophy that fresh and fit use that said pimp or be pimped one person in
the relationship whoever cares less has the leverage and we want the guy to
always care less we want the man to always have a
Childish and you guys you guys might not like you guys that childish, but we truly feel I'm not I'm not
It's our new beliefs, but you're not telling me some none of us have ever heard
We all heard this from fraternity guys in college
I'm saying there's room in your and I don't have a problem with a lot of the stuff you say
I just think there's room for growth and you guys refusal to acknowledge it almost kind of proves it to me confirms
It to me that you guys are not willing to grow right now, and that's fine
That's an ego throughout the pod Andrew seemed to have no problem having a serious calm conversation about someone else's world view
Despite not fully agreeing with it
But Akash was clearly much more upset with what they were saying most of the podcast
It didn't feel like he was listening
But rather just waiting for his turn to speak and assert his own personal philosophy on
The Russian fit were mostly known to say outlandish and straight-up disrespectful things about women on a regular basis
So most people naturally sided with Akash's view of equity and equality in relationships,
as well as understood his general frustration towards these guys.
What we would later discover is that the reality of Akash's own personal relationship
reflected the exact situation that Fresh and Fit were trying to warn him about.
But before we got deeper, I want to talk about one of the most disturbed
people I've ever been with back in the day.
That's far up to the next few Lee members of the Flavoring and Fresh and Fit
The podcast hit trade shots at each other over the next few years, but tensions reached
a boiling point when Myron of the Fresh and Fit podcast called out Akash and his wife,
Jazeen.
He tweeted, Akash Singh tried to lecture me about women years ago, here's his wife
making a mockery of him and herself on a podcast, and linked below was a full episode of the
main character podcast hosted by Jazeen Singh and her friend, Nahal Mawani.
The women described their podcast as unfiltered girl talk, and sells itself as being
for the ones who live life like the plot revolves around them, because it does.
This description on the surface is relatively harmless, but once you take a closer look
at the podcast itself, you see that this description is extremely accurate.
Two women who think they're the main characters of the world, talking about themselves with
absolutely no filter.
One comment that stood out in this episode was where Jezleen discusses her and her
husband's finances.
Man that doesn't want to have a joint bank account or isn't being transparent
with his accounts or has separate accounts.
That's a red flag.
And I will say it again,
because I know there's going to be already,
like, insult troll mothers.
This is not a two-way street.
This is a one-way street.
His money is our money,
and my money is yours.
Yes, sir!
And look.
Yes!
I only need $600 in content creating.
Why, what about your mom's doing that?
But that's my money!
Okay?
So just so we're clear, no, that's-
First thing I see in a chat is get a fucking job.
That's actually a fucking red flag because I've been working my life personally that I've been with guys that weren't transparent about money.
And they ended up being terrible in other aspects and like people ended up breaking up in divorces, etc, etc.
So that is actually my number one. They must be generous with their finances from day one.
For context, Jeslene is not a celebrity by any means.
She does not have a job of her own, and has only been able to build her internet following
thanks to her husband supplementing her lifestyle.
And this is not-
You know what I don't like about that?
Like saying to me what she said, that last part she said, it's not crazy.
Like, I'm assuming you're talking about like if you're married.
Like you should be doing the most for your significant other, right?
Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts.
in any relationship with anybody at work friends it don't matter if this shit feel
lopsided long enough you're gonna feel like you get hold facts after the whole
aura the lust like the exciting part you're gonna feel like you get hold you're
gonna feel like why am I doing everything bro I don't know if that's their
dynamic. He'll probably tell us at some point in the video.
At all. She talks about this a lot in her content and some even thinks she brags about
it. Okay. Hi, my name is Justlyne and these are things that I do as a stay-at-home wife.
What? Or sorry, I don't do. I don't cook. I don't clean. And I don't do my husband's
laundry. I feel that I don't have to do things to justify or prove my work that
I'm- You do. You do. This is the biggest misconception in the world today. You do,
You have to work that job whatever it is you have to like you have to think if if we were all
Well, the food doesn't just show up on a camera Monica
Somebody planted it somebody formed it a truck driver shifted it got to a grocery store. Somebody stopped it
And then it got all the way into your fucking hands all those people need to get paid
The same concept apply in personal relationships you do have to prove yourself
You can't do nothing!
You're useless!
Who wants to be around somebody that's useless?
Loud to do this?
Now some may interpret this as just jokes, but she also frequently posts day in my life
videos where she romanticizes her routine of doing essentially nothing all day long.
Um, I actually do this.
I just do this.
Like, I sit here.
This.
Now, if this is the agreement this couple has in their relationship, then that's fine.
It is what it is.
Being a stay-at-home wife or mother is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, but it's the aggressive
tone and entitlement she gives off that has earned her the label of-
That's so boring.
That was what I thought.
But everybody wired differently, you know?
Like, type in a guy I am, if I'm not always doing something, I get bored fast, fast.
But it's, I don't know, there's probably, maybe she's having fun doing actually nothing.
To me, it feels like you're wasting life, but maybe for her, it's like the way
to live her life. And let's give them the benefit of doubt. Maybe he would just say something
if he wasn't comfortable with that. Maybe he's cool with just pampering her and her doing
genuinely actually nothing. Stay at home. Stay at home implies some responsibility, but she
doesn't even have those.
They gold digger. Something that she subtly implies to be.
Now, like people are like, oh, that's bull digging or that's something. No, it's not.
Then I'm digging. Yeah.
If that wasn't bad enough, Gisling frequently discusses other men that she would like
to cheat on her husband with.
I never watch the film, but like, he's on my hop-hop list.
Oh yeah!
Chase Crawford, Jacob Alardi, Austin Butler...
Now, some people see the whole celebrity crush thing as unserious, because the celebrity feels
so distant, so unreachable, that it's basically the same thing as fantasizing about a fictional
character. Like, it's not really cheating because in their minds the situation is so
unrealistic that it becomes harmless. Others see this as straight-up openly admitting they'd
they'd hook up with someone else that wasn't their husband
because celebrities are just people too, after all.
That him and that movie like did kind of like rewater my
second, but is that the type, but not anymore,
but like he was so hot and cool.
And he's like, like made it on bunny, like Bubs Bunny.
And I was like, okay.
Which is leaning.
Facts! Facts! Facts! Like, my temptation is to pause every time she says something, gang.
I'm trying my heart not to, though.
Just openly fantasize about sleeping with other famous men, she quite literally admitted
to wanting to sleep with her co-host husband, Matt.
Would y'all ever have an or...
through with your husband?
Yeah, I'm actively trying to have an or...
because this couple is so good looking
and you haven't seen Nav yet, but wait till you see him.
His body goes crazy.
His face part always slays never to time
and it's kind of weird because I'm talking about your husband.
No, I kind of love it, but I'm like,
I'm for it.
Okay, maybe, maybe.
I just know that Nav's dick...
It's like at least 10 inches.
You are only going to be down.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
All right, all right.
When we do that with the boys, all right,
we're just joking.
We're not going to suck and fuck each other's dicks.
But I will say, if you are attracted to dick
and you're fantasizing about dick,
you want that dick.
The
original question was a joke about all four of them sleeping together.
However, Joslene only talks about Nat and never mentions her own husband, even excluding
him from the hypothetical and talking about a three-person situation.
And the haul clearly attempts to steer the conversation back to the dynamic being for
people to respect Akash, while Jezleen continues to fantasize about Nav.
Once again, you could argue that Jezleen is just joking.
When you joke about something over and over again, especially in a short period of time,
you start to wonder if there's a little bit of truth to that.
Even while talking about her husband in a positive light, Jezleen can't help but
imply that Nav is a better husband than her own.
To make matters worse, only minutes later in the podcast, they bring their husbands
on where Akash is forced to sit next to the man his wife was just fantasizing about having
sex with.
And she once again brings up having a threesome with Nahal and Nav while Akash is sitting
right there.
I'm a hustler.
Who scams a little bit.
Not a scam or a hustler.
That's a lie.
That was sexy.
And that's what I'm actively trying to have a word for.
I don't know I don't know is this some swinger shit or is this just I don't know he's got
to be some swinger shit bro just fuck him in your head just fuck him even at the end
of the episode jasling once again completely unprovoked states that she wants to sleep
with Nav. You would be hard pressed to make a compelling argument that Jislyne is only
joking when she brought up this topic multiple times. And when we get to hear from Akash directly
about his perspective of their relationship, you almost get this sense of relief from
him that he finally can express how he really feels about Jislyne's behavior. When she's
He's running two hours late to a dinner reservation
that I worked really hard to get.
And then I'm like, baby, we're running late.
And she's like, are you kidding me?
Do you know?
I don't even if we're late to this dinner.
They're lucky to have a, and I'm like, oh, that's what we're
doing.
Yeah, you lost me at that, but I hate, like, all that other
shit, that's just how he likes his relationship.
He liked to be treated like this, bro, facts.
He can change that.
He can leave.
He can do whatever he wants.
He'd like to be treated like this because he accepts it,
right?
So we could laugh at it because you wouldn't do that
for years.
But if that's what he wants, then cool.
But gang, the main character thing,
it's not a branding thing for Parkha.
It's not like she's a genuine thing,
she's the main character.
Just so you know, main characters have conflict.
That's what makes it entertaining.
In the best storied conflict,
makes the best main characters.
You don't have any conflict.
You just sit around lounging around,
fucking at the spa eight hours a day every single day.
You're not a main character.
You're like an extra.
That's what the extras do.
You just see them in the fucking background
while people are dealing with real problems.
Niggas is making shit happen
and solving problems in the world.
You're just existing.
This is the extra podcast.
You're going number one restaurant
in the New York Times.
How hard are we to spend it?
Yeah, just call them right now.
Call them right now.
This is not a joke.
I'm not even joking.
This is how main character I am.
I was like, Samma will be lucky.
Samma, this is tough rage, man.
I'm falling for it too, Chad.
I swear to God, bro.
Hold on, let me move on with these land chops.
This rage break, we gotta take them.
Everybody who saw it, man, take a breather, bro.
Take a fucking read them on it.
This is crazy, like, I'm really being tested right now.
I'm really being tested right now.
I'm really being tested, I know I am.
This is rage bait.
This is rage bait.
Look, we've been here before.
We've been here before.
We've seen rage bait.
Everybody good?
Everybody good?
Say good and check.
Everybody good?
Grace them with my presence tonight.
Aakash seems to think that being the main character means being as entitled and rude as possible,
with no regard for anyone else's personal feelings.
Stories like these demonstrate that Jezee and selfish demeanor isn't just played up for
laughs on a podcast, but exists within her real life as well.
Aakash comes off visibly frustrated when talking about his wife's toxic behavior,
turning it into a therapy session for him where he can finally let out his pent-up
rage.
When I say I'm tired, she can't just let me be tired.
I travel, I work, I'm very blessed to do that.
I work really bad in some way.
I work 335 days a year, I'm so blessed to do that.
Okay, that's very great too.
Like, and if you know, you know, bro,
this nigga said something positive about himself
and something negative about himself
and she jumped into a double down on the negative, bro.
What she's supposed to say is,
yeah, you do work with her, baby.
Why not jump in on the positive?
Can't they'll hurt you? You don't think they can work hard?
This is not a complaint, but when I tell my wife I'm tired, I want her to say,
I'm sorry baby, I understand, that must be exhausting, buying me all these things.
Instead she goes, ah, so am I.
And if I dare open my mouth to go, what the f*** did you do that made you fire?
Now it's a problem. Now it's a fight. So I
Everybody who saw everybody who saw chill chill don't panic right now you're you aggravate you might have punched the wall into some shit
Did you break a monitor chill? Do not throw your fucking phone. They don't touch that TV, bro. This is rage bait. We're good
This is rage bait
Now there definitely is a humorous delivery to the story that Akash is telling, but it
does seem to be rooted in genuine problems he has with his relationship.
Jisling displays an extremely selfish and entitled mindset, both on the podcast and
in their real life.
Or we're really meant to believe that all of this is just funny, just jokes.
Well ironically, that's basically how Akash justifies for the lack of his behavior.
It's adorable when she does these things.
Like I just look at it and I, and here's a rule in order,
marriage, it's a bit unspoken, but now we're just saying it,
now that we're both making content.
If it's funny, we're good.
Like if it's funny and if it's not funny
and I hurt the other person's feelings,
you apologize, you move on.
Any logical person understands
this is an extremely slippery slope
because literally anything can be passed off as a joke
or an attempt to make a joke.
Like this video she posted to TikTok
where you can hear them both chuckling
from time to time,
but it's clear they are both frustrated
and quite literally just documenting themselves
having an argument.
Do you know what my husband just tried to do to you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're leaving.
Shut up.
We're leaving his parent.
Please tell me he did not shut up when she said to.
In five hours, so the tension's a little high.
We also just redid our closet.
This is all her closet now.
of the whole club. Which we already agreed upon. And now I'm saying I don't have space for all my
I don't have space for it. Can you guys show? I don't have space for all my Indian suits because I
like my dresses, face hats. Do you know? We gotta go to war, Chad. We gotta go to war. We need
We need to start beefing with a country gang.
Life has gotten too easy.
Life has gotten too easy, bro.
We need problems.
And then it dead ass though, dead ass, dead ass, dead ass,
dead ass, peaceful times makes weak people, bro.
We gotta go to war, but she could be in the front line
though, for sure.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
She, her preference is that she likes to space them out.
So he can't have no closet space?
Look, this is what I think, all right.
He likes this shit.
I bet I'd think if she's paying that camera down, he'd be brick.
I think his shit would be rock hard.
No debate about it.
Because I think he liked these little problems.
I think he liked feeling like his input is useless and insignificant.
I think he's into this shit, all right.
She probably chokes him and shit when they fuck.
They probably do all type of crazy kinky shit and she dominating niggas stuff like
She probably got paddles and whips and things of that nature
It's probably some slave RP in there. Maybe some cookie who knows I
Think he's into this I think I think just right now isn't even an argument. I think we're watching four-play I
Think when they put this camera down is about to get busy
Oh my god
I'm not doing that so what do you want to do? You want to buy a separate house with all hangers? No!
In another video she documents her being stressed out about packing for a lavish vacation in the
wealthiest area of America which is only a three-hour drive from their apartment.
Wait so me and my husband are supposed to leave tonight to go to the Hamptons
for two weeks and I haven't even packed anything yet so I was just like I'm really
stress like I don't want to go tonight. It's rage bait. I know. Hey, chill. Hey, look,
I'm talking to y'all. I'm talking to me. It's rage bait. Don't respond. Don't react. It's
rage bait. It's rage bait. It's rage bait. She's stressed out because she hasn't patched
yet for the Hentons. That's rage bait. That's not rage bait. We should fall forward to
elite. We're good at this shit now. All right. We do these reacts. You've heard.
So let's not fall for this trap. All right. There's going to be some other shit.
We definitely got to respond to. We got to react to, but let's not. This is
This was too obvious, this one right here, all right?
Because I still have to pack.
I haven't even started, I have to finish my laundry.
Really, I know this is a really hard day.
What did you do again?
Oh, today?
Yeah.
I had a manny petty.
Oh, wow, that's so stupid.
Wait, and I have another five.
How stressful was that?
I came back for two weeks.
Oh, oh, the engines, oh, why?
Akash puts up with Jazzling's selfish behavior
title me because he thinks they are just cute jokes. She's really stressed on a day. She had a
mani pedi and a massage and she's going to Hamptons. Nothing, no conflict actually happened that day.
She's just too lazy to get up and do laundry. But we're not gonna panic and react to that because
we're better than that. But it clearly isn't just jokes. Giselyne even says that Akash's
birthday is her least favorite day of the year because it's the only day she can't be mean
I see what this is she's not a gold digger. She's just a overall she's a class digger
You know what I'm saying?
She's a class digger.
She like living that opulent lifestyle.
She don't want to work for it.
Right?
Now, if you've got a rich dad, sometimes life is easy for you, man.
He's willing to bless you, things of that nature.
But I promise, if he stops doing a few of the things he does for her, she's not...
There's no way she's to come around, bro.
I know she's gonna say these jokes and I'm not like,
this shit she just said was a little funny to me.
Cause it's almost like so disrespectful
that it's worth laughing about.
I'm like, what the fuck, why would you fucking say that?
It's like, we'll possess you when I embarrass the nigga
like that.
Okay, go ahead.
Well, it's really hard.
For her, it's really hard.
Me.
She needs to just, you know.
Listen, I just used to be treated like a princess
all day every day so that one day that I don't. Oh what torture. Yeah. Akash is the Indian Will Smith.
Bro, Akash may- Fuck no, fuck no, fuck no, respect Will Smith.
Heard the girl Fresh and Fit warned you not to marry. She's the embodiment of what Fresh
and Fit said to avoid. Akash's rejection of Fresh and Fit's ideology now looked more like
a defensive response born out of insecurity. Considering her previous comments about
her cheating on her husband, the unapologetically consumerist lifestyle that he funds,
in the clear unsettling tension she has with Akash made many question what her true motives
were in the relationship.
You know what I have a thought, Jared?
I think, there might be some things like this in the chat, let me know.
I think the people that like these bags expensive stuff, like the stuff with no-world functionality,
right?
If you want a big house, you got a big family, that's one thing, right?
Like, it's nothing wrong with luxury, but like excessive opulence, ridiculous amounts
of luxury.
I think these people are classists.
And if you think about it, if everybody had this bag right
now, it would have no value to her, right?
If everybody owned that bag, that very nice, expensive,
bougie bag, that would have no value.
Well, why it's the same bag?
It should have the same value.
She likes this bag because you don't have it.
She doesn't like the bag for what it is.
She likes the status in the class that it gives her.
She almost detests being like everybody else.
That's my theory.
I don't know many people that's in this lifestyle, but that's why I feel like they desire things
they desire.
Oh, cause I like luxury stuff too,
depending on the category.
Like I like my cars, we tested a ZR1 today.
But on everything I love, if all my friends got ZR1s,
I would make a group check called the ZR1 bros
and we would start doing missions together.
I wouldn't feel like it lost value
cause a bunch of other niggas got it.
Cause the car still functionally, a thousand horsepower,
the best American supercar ever made in peak.
Facts, you can't change that by other people getting it.
So when the S of 90 is a production car,
it doesn't matter to me.
If anybody got it as of now, it don't mean less to me.
You know what I'm saying?
Now, you put like bags in not-me classes, right?
But I think, to get to the point where,
when you're buying like $80,000 bags,
you're really only buying a bag that you know
no one else could get, one of one, one of three.
And that's all you give a fuck about.
It's my theory.
Any of you, Jazzline, is a gold digger
who had no actual emotional or romantic tie
to the man that she married.
And these sentiments would only grow stronger as people took notice of a very strange pattern
of behavior.
That being her tendency to avoid kissing Akash, and even straight up dodging his kisses when
he tries to initiate.
I don't know.
I think she's a good liar.
But she's a good liar.
That's a friend that lies for you.
I know this is crazy.
And this was not just a one-time occurrence.
Entire compilations have been created showing just how often Gisline avoids kissing
her own husband.
To make matters worse, not only did she dodge a kiss from Akash during their
marriage proposal, but she also dodged his kiss a second time when he proposed to have
their vows renewed.
But Jisling says it's nothing more than her being uncomfortable with public displays of
affection.
I'll also respond to the people saying I don't like my husband because I turned away
from a kiss.
I've never liked PDA, physical touch, I find it really overstimulating.
And so it's something I actually work through with my husband because that's-
Okay, well, we'll give her the benefit of that PDA, stay fair, some people don't
PDA but you can't say you get overstimulated by touch when you went on a podcast and said
that you want to be an orgy.
Look I've never been in an orgy but I imagine all the dicks and vaginas would be pretty fucking
overstimulating. His love language? Now having issued the PDA are extremely common however it
is worth considering all of the other things Giseline has no problem doing on camera. She's
constantly talking about s***s on her podcast and on TikTok, not to mention the fact that
she posted an entire video where she is clearly not wearing any pants, getting treatment for
a bruise she got during s***.
As if it couldn't get worse, she also flirts with the doctor.
Also, I heard you're single, isn't that true?
I'm gonna go back and treat you.
So she has no problem posting herself having very graphic s*** conversations, half-naked
videos of herself and flirting with other men, but she draws the line at giving
her own husband a kiss. Just doesn't really make sense. Not only did Gisling look extremely shady
and now seemed like she was perfectly comfortable with lying about her relationship to make herself
look better. And it turns out she wasn't just lying to her small audience, she was also lying
to her own husband as well. Now Gisling constantly claiming that she has main character energy is
particularly interesting. This is supposed to mean that you are liberated from others judgment
and confident in yourself. But for some, saying you have main character energy is just an acceptable
way to admit that you are a narcissist, and narcissists tend to lie about everything,
which is why many refuse to believe Jisleen when she said that she was a virgin before meeting Akash.
Akash has previously stated that he and Jisleen were both virgins before they met.
My wife also hadn't had any partners, so that helped us connect a lot more.
Let me ask you this, when are you a believer?
If you've seen her, then it's hard to believe.
I was just like, what?
Jezleen in a separate podcast made the same statement.
I was at the point where I was ready, because I don't know if you told her,
because I didn't know your virginity.
So I was the virgin too, and I read him.
However, posts made by Jezleen herself tell a completely different story,
Like the one where she reminisces on the days she spent in college, passing herself around to other men.
Sometimes I get so painfully nostalgic for college, so for context I went to college from 2011 to 2016.
I was popping my- I'm living my best life in these white boy frat houses.
What was you doing?
Serving the drinks?
What was you doing in there?
What was you doing?
Was you cleaning the bathroom?
When you was in the frats?
What was you doing?
You just...
All you... All you...
You just with the girls.
Okay, okay.
God, God, God.
For sure.
God, God, God.
Now technically, she doesn't say that she was sleeping with them, but it is heavily implied.
And despite many feeling like they caught her in a lie, she surprisingly doubled down
in a response to the criticism, claiming that she did in fact lose her virginity to
Akash.
Even though Jezleen has disabled the comments on her social media, preventing anyone from
criticizing her on her own page, she still sees the backlash and her justification
for acting the way she does online just makes everything so much worse.
Justine has made a few public responses on her TikTok where she claims that she is being
cancelled, which is funny because she has nothing to be cancelled from.
She has no show to be fired from, no brand deal to lose, no job, no platform that anyone
could realistically take away from her.
In the last few years, cancel culture has become such a buzzword that people will
use as a shield against any form of criticism.
If an influencer or celebrity frames their criticism as,
oh, they're just trying to cancel me,
a certain group of viewers will immediately jump to their defense without doing any research.
They hear the word cancel and assume it's just another example of people online trying
to ruin someone's life for no reason.
But gasoline is the one who decided to blurt out all of this stuff about her relationship
for the internet and she's being criticized for it's that simple.
But she mostly chops up all the negative attention to just coming from red pillars and incels
trying to cancel her because she doesn't fit the traditional wife role.
When you're a simple little boy it just breaks their brain that a girl can like just be loved
for simply existing.
Nobody, God, she didn't have to live life on the easiest difficulty bro.
is love for existing. Unless it's your mom, dad, brother, sister, son, daughter, and even
then, there's limits. Nobody is love for simply existing. It's just impossible.
Really, the reason why she's saying that, she doesn't even believe it. The reason why she
She pretends to believe it is because she actually doesn't want responsibility, bro.
And she knows that if she can't be loved for simply existing by love, she means given things.
If she can't take by simply existing, then she would whither away.
She would have to figure out some response.
She would have to start doing her laundry game, the simplest stuff.
She would have to start cleaning her house.
She would have to just do the defaults that every other human has to do.
You have to do the defaults.
My husband loves me for simply existing.
I don't have to cook or clean to justify my worth.
Now nobody is saying that she needs to cook and clean and fit some 1950s idea of a trap
wife to have value.
The issue is that publicly romanticizing other men, joking about cheating, and openly
fantasizing about life before your husband is an empowerment, it's disrespect.
It's not about gender roles, it's about basic partnership and companionship.
and her mentality and behavior influencing others
is potentially harmful to relationships
or even single people all around the world.
Her second response came a few days later
after people had thoroughly scrubbed
through her digital footprint.
Jisleen should have realized at this point
that it was more than just incels coming after her,
but she does make an interesting point
about the criticism she was receiving.
Why are you mad if me and my husband
are cool with each other
if we both make jokes at each other's expense?
The difference is my husband will go on stage
and say whatever the f*** he wants about me.
No one has anything to say.
It's like, oh my God, it's so funny, it's so relatable.
But then I come on TikTok and I make jokes
and now you have a f***ing problem.
You're not a comedian, bro.
It's not your job.
You just made a podcast.
That makes you a podcaster.
You're allowed to talk on a podcast.
Why do we have to pretend like she's a comedian
just because she wanna tell jokes, gang?
you told a half funny joke at the 10 minute mark. Doesn't make you a comedian, alright?
Now it's a joke, bro. I was just playing.
Able? Because I don't have a mic in my hand?
Ironically, yes. If she did have a microphone in her hand, it would be way different. If
she was trying to make it as a stand up comic and her material focused around her being
a gold digger or cheating on her husband, people would likely assume that she is being
self-deprecating and not to take her as seriously because when you are on stage with a mic people
understand that it is a form of performance art that was thought about, written, practiced, and
perfected over time. But she isn't selling herself as a comedian. The podcast is branded as unfiltered
gray talk, which implies that Dyslene is offering her honest thoughts and feelings while
present. Not to mention that the same things she tries to pass off as jokes, she also
attempts to justify as valid opinions she genuinely has. Also, her TikTok is quite literally
a behind-the-scenes look at her real life and real dynamics with her husband. She is picking
and choosing what should be considered as jokes and what is serious to, again, deflect
criticism. This is likely the exact same thing she does to Akash in their personal relationship,
which is why he doesn't even realize he is being disrespected and humiliated. Akash
certainly complains about his relationship while doing stand-up.
My wife is objectively gorgeous.
Me? No.
So that's what you gotta do. I gotta work my ass off.
And then every time she starts looking at me and she starts assessing my beauty, I just throw a bag at them.
Chess mess!
I'm telling you ladies, if you have a good guy, do you know what he needs?
A vacation.
You hear it all the time.
A relationship is hard work.
Marriage is a job.
Well, every good job gives you two weeks vacation.
And if you have a good man, I promise you I know what his dream vacation is.
Because every good guy's dream vacation is your vacation.
Go somewhere.
Go anywhere you want.
But in a more personal setting, like...
No, no, no, no, no. The way, okay.
Cuckathon? No, no, no.
I think, I mean, the joke setups were pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.
But his jokes are self-deprecating, hers are like completely the opposite, you know?
Main character.
They're almost just like, it's like punching down.
In comedy it's a lot harder to punch down at people, it's a lot easier to punch up
or at yourself because people can relate to that and then you don't come off crazy.
The podcast for example, Akash is significantly more graceful when talking about his wife.
She just says everything she's feeling at whatever moment.
It's done.
when she's pissed off at me. It just all comes out. It took me a while to appreciate that
because initially I'm like, why are you so combative? What's this about? We've got damn
stuff fighting with her and me all the time. And then I was like, oh no, she just lets
it out and she's free. All these little social niceties that we all do, where we just lie.
Bro took the simping crown from Will Smith. Feeling the pressure from all the backlash,
Akash started interrupting his stand-up performances to talk about social media drama. As one
fan wrote, I went to the 7pm show last night and it was extremely awkward. It
He was clearly not processing the situation well, and he ended the set 20 minutes early.
He spent the first 10-15 minutes of the set talking about the controversy, how his life
has been loyal to him, and everything she has been saying is just jokes and is fine with
him.
No one in the crowd knew how to take this information, and I truly believe that the
majority of fans there had no idea any of this was going on.
This only made him spending like 1 third of his set on it even more awkward.
He then proceeded to jokingly call his wife a h*** every time he brought her
up, which was just not helping.
I think it ruined his whole set
and the mood never recovered,
which I think is why he ended early.
Other fans were called a similar experience
and they all seem to share that.
I personally don't think there was nothing wrong with that.
I think, I think, bro,
if he's just workshopping bits and some new shit happened
and he's trying to work it into a joke,
I've seen plenty stand-up comedians that sit there
and just talk, just trying to work out
like where the jokes may lie and shit like that.
Like, I think some of my favorite comedians do that
when they was going through bullshit.
I don't think there's nothing wrong with that.
In fact, now if this was like the arena
something like that in a tour is different, but if he's just in some small comedy club
trying stuff, then I don't think there's nothing wrong with that.
The sentiment that Akash was clearly rattled by the ordeal and his performance was suffering
as a result. One fan even claimed that he asked beforehand if the crowd had heard about
the trauma and was relieved to find out most of them hadn't. Someone else recorded
a recent performance Akash did in which he tries to explain why he thinks his wife
isn't what the internet says she is
The living going to be lived in New York City.
Me and her are sleeping on a hardwood floor.
I'm 34 years old.
She's 25 years old.
I'm looking at this girl like, man,
you could go be with an Indian who's a doctor.
I have nothing to give her.
It's just a light jacket.
It's like October.
We have nothing.
So I hand her the jacket.
And she said, what's this for?
So you can use that as a pillow.
And then she said, well, what are you going to use?
And I said, I'll figure it out.
She hand me back the jacket.
She was, you take this.
And then she laid with her head on my chest
and are all around me the entire minute.
And I remember thinking in that moment,
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to marry this girl
because I'm so programmed in such a bad place
and it's a dark fuck on my life.
But I know I will never find a girl
that loves me this much ever again.
Now this paints the narrative of a girl
who was loyal to the core
to a man who was at his lowest moment.
And therefore deserves the fruits of his success.
But there is a few key details that he left out
Because shortly after this story that Akash explained of them sleeping on the floor,
Gisling did actually leave him, but then came back to him when his career was revived.
Akash says that he made nearly no money during the first four years of their relationship and then went broke in 2018.
However, they both have publicly claimed that he was making a six-figure salary in 2017.
He was getting a lot of work from MTV. Like, his first show was Wild'n'Out, and then he did guide code,
and he was just like on a bunch of MTV shows, and he was able to, like, reach a six-figure salary,
which at the time was really huge for us.
But then in 2018, like all of the opportunities started
to die out.
He was kind of aging out of the MTV bracket
and he wasn't really getting any attention from the industry.
So he was pretty much losing all his income.
And at the same time, I was working a really toxic job
with like a toxic manager and like working till two
in the morning and it just-
No, she had to work?
Ah, dude, that sucks.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
Did I bet managers?
No, no, no, no.
Cause a lot of stress on our relationship.
I had like seven MTV shows.
I wasn't making crazy money.
I was making like low six figures.
But my girlfriend at the time,
she went to a place and then all of a sudden
end of 2017, all the shows were-
I wasn't making crazy money, low six figures.
So I went from making like a low six figures.
Nothing crazy, but six figures.
2017 to 2018 probably made him like $4,000 for the whole year. I'm not even exaggerating.
Justina actually did end up dumping Akash during this dark time.
Sparked by what she claims was a fight between her and Akash's mother.
Then the two eventually got back together months later and conveniently enough,
Akash's Flagrant podcast was just starting to blow up and was making $10,000 a month in
Patreon revenue. Akash and Justina finally decided to sit down and address all of the
the backlash on the Flagrin podcast. Andrew and the guys created this trial where they
pretended to investigate Jazzline and ask her all of the tough questions that the internet
is demanding answers to. What's funny is that everyone seems to be enjoying this besides
Akash. He is easily the least animated one throughout the pod and seems like he just
wants to get this thing over with. Now the two didn't say anything that we haven't
heard before. Jazzline basically chalks everything up to being just a joke or
exaggerated because most people don't contextualize her background and upbringing.
Have you ever heard of the repressed Catholic schoolgirl?
Yes.
I was in his living room. I didn't even watch Jersey Shore in high school because I felt
it to be too inappropriate. So when I got to college I'm like oh my god I can dress
however I want. I can do whatever I want.
You could have a roster of crack boys.
What is a roster mean to you?
It didn't actually translate to a roster.
It just meant like two guys I was talking to and flirting with.
Oh, everybody knows, man.
A roster is just two people.
That makes up the whole team.
That's what she meant.
About the same time. That's it.
That's all.
Yeah, when you say hooking up, I think people think that.
What I mean by just meant making out.
Oh, when she said hooking up,
The word commonly used to describe sex. She doesn't make kissing. Oh
She should have just said that that's where the confusion was and like everything I say is so amplified and hyperbolic
She was exaggerating
for effect
That answers literally everything
In congruence to who I'm actually who I actually am as a person
Where's the adjudication?
So you lose your finger and big ol' prude.
Yeah, literally.
Throughout the episode, Akash is kind of bullying
and teasing her constantly as if this is to prove
that they do it to each other
and it's not just a one-sided thing,
even though on podcasts, before this,
he is typically more graceful towards her
and is not just outright calling her a bitch.
She may dance in what she said,
pop pussy.
Very non-coconizant.
Oh!
I know.
You can do that.
Yeah.
God, that's really, you know.
One of the more interesting moments was when the two discussed her bringing up and being
so persistent about having an old with her co-host's husband.
And again, she said it was just a joke, but in the middle of that, she remained firm
and her stance that she was a virgin and even Andrew was surprised so if she had
a body count I would have been like hey because she doesn't and I know how
like innocent she actually is oh yeah and if she wasn't that body count thing
I'd be like what are we doing here I would have been insecure about it but I
I can be, not that I'm so secure, but with that joke, I'm like so secure.
I absolutely will feel insecure.
And I think, stupidly, I was like, oh, it's all of us.
It's not like...
That is stupid.
The 87,000 dislikes on the video says that the viewers were not exactly believing whatever
they were saying.
Are they trying to convince us or themselves?
Akash still believes her body count is one.
At this point, someone needs to interview one of those frat boys.
The fake laughing is almost corporate level.
That being said, it seems like Akash genuinely believes his wife is out of his league.
He said publicly that she is far more attractive than...
Body count is one.
At this point, someone needs to be said.
It seems like Akash genuinely believes his wife is out of his league.
He said publicly that she is far more attractive than any woman he thought he could ever get.
when you feel lucky just to be with someone,
you start letting things go.
You know what I think, Chad?
I think, first of all,
this is none of our business
until they started posting about it, okay?
But more importantly, I think that he maxed out.
He got the finest grow that he could get
with the things he could provide,
which in this instance, most of is money.
And he's okay with that.
And he's comfortable with all the things she's saying,
These quote unquote jokes knowing that she thinks she looks good and that's his girl.
And as long as those two games are the case, that is genuinely his problem to deal with.
Sound like he like the problems, okay?
Personally, it does, it sounds crazy to everybody else who's watching the way their relationship
dynamic exists.
Like she has no responsibilities.
I didn't see anything in this video about something she does for him.
I don't know what she does.
I have no idea.
I don't know if it's like, what the fuck does she do?
We have no idea.
We know what he does.
We know a lot of what he does.
But if that's a dynamic he like, maybe he'd like to get taken advantage of, then he's
not being taken advantage of.
That's what he's into, bro.
Still crazy.
A slide that would normally hurt you.
You convince yourself the jokes don't mean anything.
The disrespect isn't real and the public humiliation is just content.
Jisling behaves like someone who assumes she'll be forgiven no matter what,
so she has no reason to self-reflect on her behavior because her husband doesn't push back.
You can only see where this will lead.
Eventually, Akash won't be able to supply her demands.
The vacations aren't enough.
The house isn't big enough.
The clothes aren't expensive enough.
The bedroom activities aren't enough.
And that stuff is hard enough to deal with privately.
Now he has to run the risk of her expressing all of these frustrations publicly on her TikTok and podcast.
It seems that just lean is a product of a generation that confuses onscreen dysfunctionality. I can't help but think the young man thing is
What you mean like giving her things I mean, it's a lot of niggas like that
It's a lot of things like that
But you don't have to look good. You don't have to do anything useful
You don't have to be have a good personality. Jamie though, like you can get a lot of girls by just giving them things, bro
That's why niggas do it
It's like a Mario Kart shortcut for what day one
As long as the two people involved are cool with their dynamic at the end of the day
Like you can call them niggas a trick or whatever like it is what it is
it's just like
When they get on a podcast and talk about it and it feels so unbalanced you can't help but cringe looking at her like duck
She's disgusted by the name bro. It's like you can't help but cringe like there's no way to watch that and not cringe
You can't hear some of the things she's saying and not cringe like
Why even put the nigga in that position with personality treating toxic
characters as an aesthetic role model with main character energy like the
closest character to me is probably Maddie from euphoria Maddie from euphoria
is a character best known for her engagement in toxic relationships and
selfish personality oftentimes emotionally harming other people to get
what she wants so it's interesting that Jeslene says she could only act
as Maddie because she can only act like herself.
Does Lynn does not-
Don't say that I've seen enough, call UDY.
See Maddie as a problematic teenage girl.
She sees her as a diva and an icon, and resonates with her as a result.
If someone has a problem with her behavior, then they're just an incel, or a redpillar,
or a misogynist.
But if the pushback comes from someone that she loves, like her friend or her husband,
then uh, it's just jokes.
It kind of reminds me of what's called the narcissist's prayer.
That didn't happen.
If it did, it wasn't that bad, and if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault, and if it was, I didn't mean it, and if I did, you
deserved it.
During their initial podcast appearance, Fresh & Fit discussed the concept of men having
leverage in their relationships.
And while their opinions were a lot more skewed to men having the financial and emotional
power over their partner, the core idea underneath it is much simpler.
Respect.
Any normal person understands that a relationship is supposed to be 50-50, which doesn't
have to mean equal income. It means equal effort, equal care, equal consideration. But in this
marriage, Jisileen holds all the emotional power because Akash fears she will just leave him for
someone else. And the truth is, she could. She could get someone more successful, more handsome,
and he will deal with all of her shortcomings. At some point, Akash will have to draw a line,
and only then will he truly figure out if his wife is just joking or not. I can only hope
that this type of love never finds any of you.
This relationship dynamic is eerily similar to Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, who put
all of their extremely nonsensical and strange ways of just-
It's podcast bro. It all starts with a podcast bro. Let's leave Wilson with that as my full path for anything
man. W video Patrick. W video bro. W fucking video man.
She's bad as fuck though. I'm not gonna lie.
Once you
experience bad as fuck one time bro, you're not gonna think that no more bro.
It's not there's no amount of bad you could be that's worth a
Talks a prayer. This is lily. There's no point bro. That ass
It just feels like that because you be glazing it niggas
You be seeing a high G show like that. It just it feel it feels like a relationship with them would be perfect
bro
You know, it's whatever whatever's attend to you
Agent, you the baddest bitch.
I don't even know what to say to that.
Alright, let's uh, I gotta pick a new, a kind of new one to watch.
A kind of new one.
Hold on now.
This thumbnail got me.
Next time they'll got me.
I need to say Duke, he posted some shit.
Is he in a room?
What am I missing?
Oh
Where's that? Where's that, Jack? What is that? Where is that?
Maryland?
Yeah, okay.
Oh, look at the crowd!
Oh my god!
You're gonna take a stunt out of me!
No way!
This is the bottom!
Yeah!
I have to learn how to do that yo bro I have to learn how to do that bro I would do that
everywhere!
Leave me, leave me!
That's your...
Yeah!
Watch this!
They may sleep out so easily.
Oh my God, he's amazing.
I got you, he's precision.
His precision is amazing.
He's precision.
How did he do that?
How did he die there?
What about?
What about?
What about?
What about?
What about?
What is that?
What is that?
Oh my god.
Let's take a bite.
Of course, of course he's a guy.
Straight, plop, arm.
There you go.
He's straight away?
He's just so precise I guess, breaking.
It's flawless.
No shot.
It sounds so good too!
There's nothing in that jazz, bro.
It's the shifter, the handbrake, just nothing else, bro.
One screen, look at your speed, and that's it, and some cameras.
Wow.
Wow.
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