STREAMER AMONG US LOBBY + ELITE REACTS + ELITE ATHLETICISM + ELITE GAMING

Agent00

12-28-2025 · 4h 32m

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[00:03:00] Am I delayed now am I delayed now I

[00:03:16] Bet I don't know what a fucking does that I'll be honest with you chair. Oh

[00:03:20] My god, oh my god. Oh my guys got back home. Yeah, pray

[00:03:30] It's gonna be a this year we got some good reacts. We got some good games

[00:03:38] We got some good reacts and we got some good games

[00:03:43] Well, I don't know why my mouth about the time

[00:03:49] I got a download of mongos

[00:03:53] Why haven't played a mongos? Maybe I should have one time did we play during a piece around we might have played it

[00:03:59] You can't keep asking us to touch you you're here, aren't you?

[00:04:04] You did it didn't you?

[00:04:07] Like you didn't have to touch it, you know like you touched it dude like that's a it's not like you sound like

[00:04:13] It's giving hypocritical a little bit. You'll literally appreciate you at the fire get the cells man

[00:04:23] Appreciate you with the fire get the cells bro

[00:04:25] Mix signals come on man. I couldn't have been more direct man

[00:04:30] I couldn't have been more direct, bro

[00:04:32] So our game plan for today. I'll be honest

[00:04:35] I didn't know if I was gonna stream today

[00:04:36] But the munger stuff popped up and I was like sure fuck it cuz I was gonna stream tomorrow instead

[00:04:40] But today kind of hits more. I like streaming on a Sunday, bro. Happy Sunday. Bye. Hope you enjoy your fucking holidays

[00:04:47] Hope you all

[00:04:50] Some man in a chance said I don't mind touching you

[00:04:55] I

[00:05:00] Yeah, that was really effective I just could everything on my nose, bro literally all of it hundred percent that was amazing

[00:05:14] Set the fuck up like why do you fucking talk so much like that's the shit that piss me off gang

[00:05:21] You talk too much bro. Just shut the fuck up bro. That's all I can ask for yo Paul bear down down. I appreciate the five get the sauce

[00:05:32] Appreciate the fire get in my nigga

[00:05:35] Paul bear

[00:05:37] Five I so love bro. You know a little game plan for today. All right react

[00:05:41] We got a couple reacts. Nothing crazy. We gotta do too much reaction. We move reacting a lot past couple days, okay?

[00:05:47] All right, then after that, actually probably before that,

[00:05:54] we're gonna be doing among the slobby.

[00:05:56] I don't know everybody who's in it.

[00:05:57] Apparently only people I remember is Joe Bart,

[00:06:02] Jasey, Ron, Lacey, Senna.

[00:06:06] I don't know the other names,

[00:06:08] not a lot of my brain didn't retain at all,

[00:06:09] I'll be honest with you.

[00:06:10] So those are the only names that I remember, okay?

[00:06:13] Um

[00:06:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:06:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah sketch. Oh sketch computer. Ah, ah, okay. So anyway, um

[00:06:25] Oh my god, Kirkland with the fucking five get this

[00:06:30] Street saying to start it already

[00:06:35] Is that what the streets are saying?

[00:06:37] No, it didn't.

[00:06:44] Are they still in that house?

[00:06:51] Oh wow.

[00:06:53] Okay, okay.

[00:06:55] What did I miss today?

[00:06:57] I just got back home, bitch.

[00:06:59] I just got back home, man.

[00:07:01] Okay, well, okay.

[00:07:03] They're in the lease.

[00:07:05] Yeah, but you can whatever bro, whatever it's fine. All right, that's a little surprise in the sea man. It's really really surprising

[00:07:12] Let me see if I got anybody

[00:07:21] I

[00:07:24] Don't want to have to say this

[00:07:27] But guys, can you ask them to invite me bro? Like I know I know the rules

[00:07:31] I know the rules if you wouldn't invite it, but I was invited

[00:07:34] I just need them to include me in the discord call.

[00:07:37] So if they could, you know, L squatters,

[00:07:42] I think they're squatting.

[00:07:45] You know, Ten has got rights, bitch ass nigga.

[00:07:47] You know that, right?

[00:07:48] That was bad, bro.

[00:07:49] It was just bad timing, y'all.

[00:07:50] I came on game night.

[00:07:51] Yeah.

[00:07:52] Bro, I can't talk to you.

[00:07:53] We're in a phase.

[00:07:54] We're in a phase.

[00:07:55] Ten and you have to make it a server.

[00:07:56] Ten and you have to make it a server.

[00:07:57] All of JG.

[00:07:58] JG.

[00:07:59] All right.

[00:08:00] Say that then.

[00:08:01] Say that then.

[00:08:02] All right, man.

[00:08:03] Fuck, bro.

[00:08:04] After we get done playing the game, we'll do a reactor 2 and after that chat, we might hop on a new game

[00:08:10] We'll see how to fuck on feeling today. We'll see how to fuck on feeling paying rent with pure audacity

[00:08:16] I'll be honest with you, bro

[00:08:18] Agent shut the fuck up

[00:08:20] No man, that my feelings are hurt bro, you got a glazed me game, come on bro, this nigga's

[00:08:45] like you that get me tight, you and your people, just piss me to fuck off bro.

[00:08:50] It's you, it's always you people, every time.

[00:09:12] Okay.

[00:09:16] Yo!

[00:09:17] What's the bitch's name?

[00:09:24] Yo, a nigga came in to tell you, he said, elite athleticism.

[00:09:32] Come on, agent.

[00:09:34] What are you talking about, dude?

[00:09:36] This is what the fuck I do, man.

[00:09:38] Maze man, I think we're gonna find it the sus, bro.

[00:09:42] Bro is disappointed in me.

[00:09:47] I hate wired mice dude with a fucking passion.

[00:09:50] It's wired mice and undrailed running money back.

[00:09:57] Alright, let me check. Do they have multiplayer among us or not?

[00:10:00] Oh my god, head honcho with the motherfucking...

[00:10:07] Put the fog in yourself.

[00:10:08] A Canadian just talked to us like that by the way.

[00:10:12] What does that even mean, bro?

[00:10:14] Like, it might not a lot of talk to you, however, which way.

[00:10:17] Honcho, David, 5.

[00:10:19] Join them, you're waiting.

[00:10:24] They just made the lobby, bro. I literally...

[00:10:26] Oh, they are waiting.

[00:10:32] No, just single player.

[00:10:34] I mean, like, can I match with random niggas online, bro?

[00:10:38] I don't know, I've never done that before,

[00:10:40] friend is up so I'm asking you because you don't have friends I have to ask you

[00:10:48] everybody I know it has friends so maybe you match me to play with Randy's

[00:10:57] That's why I asked you bro. Don't be so offended Monica

[00:11:05] Yo, what's up guys

[00:11:12] What's up brother, are you doing chilling you know chill initially just watching some college football

[00:11:18] Games on today now

[00:11:27] all did the sponsorship right?

[00:11:29] Oh yeah, yeah.

[00:11:30] You got that one!

[00:11:31] I'm not invited to the game!

[00:11:32] Oh no!

[00:11:33] There was a rainbow of it and I'm not invited!

[00:11:36] Why?

[00:11:37] Why was I not invited?

[00:11:38] I shut the fuck up!

[00:11:39] Shut the fuck up!

[00:11:40] Shut the fuck up!

[00:11:41] Shut the fuck up!

[00:11:42] That's the last time you hosted it was perfect for you.

[00:11:44] I got it!

[00:11:45] Come on!

[00:11:46] All right.

[00:11:47] Let's go.

[00:11:48] Let's go.

[00:11:49] Let's go.

[00:11:50] Let's go.

[00:11:51] Let's turn Ron down.

[00:11:52] No, who got paid in the R6 sponsorship?

[00:11:56] Oh, oh, you actually the right person. I bet you know the exact guy to make the payments bro telling my me my money

[00:12:07] Even same right what y'all are old like $250,000

[00:12:16] We got to make the

[00:12:26] I'm never seeing that money.

[00:12:30] I will personally make an apology, bro.

[00:12:36] I will personally make an apology if I get my money.

[00:12:38] You might be the last nigga to get your money, man.

[00:12:42] Amen.

[00:12:43] You think you're never getting that shit genuinely?

[00:12:46] Oh, Joey, what's this?

[00:12:48] I don't know.

[00:12:50] I don't remember if I got paid or not.

[00:12:52] Wait, how much is that paid?

[00:12:54] I want to I want to just make sure

[00:13:15] Enough with the blasting of the sound okay

[00:13:24] I think I'm going to win, I think I'm going to win.

[00:13:28] What did you think we were playing?

[00:13:29] What game did you think we were playing?

[00:13:31] I'm not watching, I'm not watching your stream.

[00:13:33] I got the two monitors.

[00:13:34] What do I do?

[00:13:35] Pick up, pick up.

[00:13:36] Oh my god.

[00:13:37] Is that the lobby code in Jen?

[00:13:39] Jump there.

[00:13:40] Why is JP political?

[00:13:41] So this isn't human.

[00:13:42] Guys, guys, the lobby.

[00:13:44] I'm going to change my name.

[00:13:46] Okay.

[00:13:47] You're hot.

[00:13:48] Oh my age, my age.

[00:13:50] Hey, I'm not, I'm not three days.

[00:13:52] Wait, wait.

[00:13:53] How do you join?

[00:14:00] What?

[00:14:01] Hold on.

[00:14:02] Why are we making the code for JinxyLeague?

[00:14:05] Type in the combo.

[00:14:06] Can I show my screen without...

[00:14:08] I was going to say make sure you turn on streamer mode so that it won't show the code.

[00:14:15] Yes, yes, yes.

[00:14:16] Oh, am I in the wrong lobby?

[00:14:18] JinxyLeague, you're probably in the right lobby, but JinxyLeague.

[00:14:51] No one ad gifted right now.

[00:14:53] No!

[00:14:55] Wait, is this?

[00:14:56] No!

[00:14:57] It's just a code!

[00:14:59] Where do you-

[00:15:00] I wanted the one gifted at this point, I'm gonna fuck.

[00:15:02] Online?

[00:15:03] Nobody's gifted you.

[00:15:04] You haven't gotten a gift with your OP yet.

[00:15:06] How do you even know?

[00:15:07] Hi, guys, I'm playing on Xbox!

[00:15:10] Why are you playing on Xbox?

[00:15:12] I'm gifted. The code is UZXDZ.

[00:15:14] Where is it?

[00:15:15] Where is it?

[00:15:16] It's in there!

[00:15:17] Oh, it's in there!

[00:15:18] Oh, it's in there!

[00:15:19] Streamer mode? Where did you get streamer mode?

[00:15:23] Yo, Brad's able to take it this time!

[00:15:25] You're better off streaming over here.

[00:15:27] Brad's able to take it!

[00:15:29] Hey, don't you think you're the fucker yourself?

[00:15:31] You're so tight!

[00:15:33] I'm passing you a video.

[00:15:35] Appreciate the blood!

[00:15:37] I like your streamer mode.

[00:15:39] I like your streamer mode.

[00:15:41] I got the lead!

[00:15:43] The only win.

[00:15:45] Yo, yo, Patrashly.

[00:15:47] I got to leak this next code, gang.

[00:15:49] I got a lot of people.

[00:15:50] Oh, buddy, leak!

[00:15:51] Not done!

[00:15:52] Okay, that's my problem.

[00:15:53] Make sure you guys change your names.

[00:15:54] You're a GOMO!

[00:15:55] Me, Dave, you're a C.I.E.!

[00:15:57] Just black out your screen.

[00:16:00] Ron, go to...

[00:16:01] Ron, when you're in the middle of the night, nobody...

[00:16:03] You're a GOMO.

[00:16:04] Please change your name to 5.

[00:16:05] Why are we leaving?

[00:16:07] Somebody leak the code again?

[00:16:09] No, I'm calling.

[00:16:10] This is a code!

[00:16:11] Oh, my God!

[00:16:12] Oh, I leaked the fucking code.

[00:16:14] I got the code!

[00:16:15] Oh, my God.

[00:16:16] Where the hell is the streamer mode at all right the next person that follows me gets the code. Oh my god. Oh my god

[00:16:22] No, that's illegal farming. I want to be black

[00:16:26] Why?

[00:16:35] Which what's code is it go into play

[00:16:40] Settings in a fly stream remote in your senses

[00:16:46] Oh

[00:16:51] Just go to your OBS go instead of put it put it on fish eye so you see so they can see it

[00:16:59] Would it be point five not fish eye

[00:17:04] That was sin is full

[00:17:06] Are we serious are we hi agent by the way?

[00:17:16] Oh my god, you're actually the NPC block!

[00:17:18] Oh my god, why do you have a fucking blade?

[00:17:20] The art of art is fucking game?

[00:17:22] Maybe it's just a game?

[00:17:32] Who leaked the code? Why is there so much cable wrong in here? That's not me.

[00:17:35] And there's Monk, whoever Monk is.

[00:17:37] And Turtle.

[00:17:38] It's not me!

[00:17:40] It's Genki!

[00:17:42] Genki, Genki, Genki, Genki!

[00:17:44] Stop leaking the fucking way!

[00:17:46] I'm gonna get out of here!

[00:17:48] It's not me!

[00:17:49] I'm having games together!

[00:17:51] All you guys gotta do

[00:17:53] is black out

[00:17:54] BEEP

[00:17:55] and you can't even go!

[00:18:00] What do you mean, try to run?

[00:18:01] Please!

[00:18:02] Wait, John Park's going.

[00:18:03] Disable your fucking sound, we're on.

[00:18:05] Fuck, you're saying to me you little shit!

[00:18:08] Come on, brother.

[00:18:09] They don't know.

[00:18:10] All right.

[00:18:11] No, no, no, no.

[00:18:12] I

[00:18:42] I'm over-stimulated!

[00:18:44] I'm over-stimulated!

[00:18:46] You know where I sit on?

[00:18:48] Hi!

[00:18:50] I'm on skit-run!

[00:18:52] I'm on skit-run!

[00:18:54] Agent, now you can fucking hear me!

[00:18:56] I can't hear you!

[00:18:58] But you know there's a guy standing right now!

[00:19:00] Will you play the game?

[00:19:02] What's the hold on?

[00:19:04] I'm getting in the way!

[00:19:06] I'm getting in the way?

[00:19:08] I'm gonna be...

[00:19:10] Oh, yeah, do you plan to leave the town?

[00:19:14] Oh, we're trying to plot her!

[00:19:15] Tsk!

[00:19:16] Tsk!

[00:19:17] What we're trying to do is play the game.

[00:19:19] It's a code split!

[00:19:21] No code, please.

[00:19:22] Radity help, Radity help.

[00:19:24] Thank you, Highbride.

[00:19:25] My brain, my brain hurts.

[00:19:26] Yo, do you have to solve a math equation to get the code?

[00:19:29] I can send this in the new code!

[00:19:31] Hold on.

[00:19:32] Alright.

[00:19:33] Can you send it a little fucking nicer?

[00:19:35] I didn't!

[00:19:36] It hasn't been like five minutes since the last one!

[00:19:38] Oh, no!

[00:19:39] This is his fifth cone.

[00:19:41] We can't get it.

[00:19:42] We can't get it.

[00:19:43] I only see two in a check.

[00:19:46] Jesus, I know that.

[00:19:47] I have to.

[00:19:48] He's the bottom one.

[00:19:49] It's the bottom one.

[00:19:50] I have nose.

[00:19:51] It's the agent.

[00:19:52] I know what's happening to you.

[00:19:53] I'm talking bro.

[00:19:54] I'm asking the invitation to have AME, but I don't want to join right now.

[00:19:57] But I appreciate it.

[00:19:58] No, no, yeah, yeah, anytime, bro.

[00:19:59] I might send it.

[00:20:00] I might, uh, let me talk to him, bro.

[00:20:02] We talked about it.

[00:20:03] Yeah.

[00:20:04] Yeah, we talked about it.

[00:20:05] Why am I a thing, Will?

[00:20:06] Oh my God.

[00:20:37] No one needs to be a snitcher!

[00:20:39] No one needs to be a snitcher!

[00:20:41] No one needs to be a snitcher!

[00:20:43] No one needs to be snitcher!

[00:20:45] It's not even me, James!

[00:20:47] I'm not going to hold my hold.

[00:20:49] I'm going to turn this snitcher right now, Liz. You gotta fess up, bro.

[00:20:51] I'm gonna stand and they need to close this!

[00:20:53] Oh, here he is! What am I doing?

[00:20:59] It's not even me!

[00:21:01] How do I start the fucking game?

[00:21:03] Wait, who's gay there?

[00:21:05] You can't change your name!

[00:21:07] You can't change your name!

[00:21:09] They're saying to take left phase.

[00:21:11] What the fuck?

[00:21:13] Oh my god!

[00:21:15] Go to the main menu.

[00:21:17] Alright everybody!

[00:21:19] Go to the main menu.

[00:21:21] Go to the main menu.

[00:21:23] My account.

[00:21:25] You see my account?

[00:21:27] Yes.

[00:21:29] Why is everybody leaving the game?

[00:21:31] They're changing their names.

[00:21:33] I'm not telling anybody my name. It's part of the strategy. You're a bay whale. You're a bay whale.

[00:21:39] Who the fuck told you that?

[00:21:42] You look like a fucking bay whale.

[00:21:44] You joined and you said why is it a bay whale.

[00:21:46] Okay, I don't give a fuck.

[00:21:48] I don't give a fuck.

[00:21:50] I don't give a fuck.

[00:21:52] I hope a fucking lightning bolt.

[00:21:54] Listen, it's not body shaming here.

[00:21:56] It's not body shaming.

[00:21:58] Okay, exciting.

[00:22:00] I'm so bored, but I'm ready to play.

[00:22:02] are you in the lobby?

[00:22:07] I'm out of joints.

[00:22:08] I'm out of my skins.

[00:22:09] I want to spend money on this game.

[00:22:11] It's not the time.

[00:22:12] I got a hat right now.

[00:22:13] How about you punch me in?

[00:22:14] Punch me in.

[00:22:15] I got a little slobby in here.

[00:22:16] What?

[00:22:17] I'm not going to pay.

[00:22:18] Yo, I want to pay.

[00:22:19] Yo, how did you get a pay?

[00:22:20] Yo!

[00:22:21] Are we closing, Chad?

[00:22:22] There you go.

[00:22:23] Nice.

[00:22:24] Listen, please.

[00:22:25] I'm not going to get bored only.

[00:22:27] My chat is slow as shit.

[00:22:29] They can't smoke it's not gonna move!

[00:22:31] Make sure you're in emo-wobby so people do not ruin this, okay?

[00:22:35] Grab your emos!

[00:22:36] I was brave, bro!

[00:22:38] Bro, I'm- I'm gonna get one message an hour!

[00:22:43] When you emo-wobby, or this is not gonna work!

[00:22:45] Okay, okay, okay, okay!

[00:22:46] I streamed the- I streamed the she-to-screen move!

[00:22:48] I can't even read it!

[00:22:49] Okay, okay, okay, okay!

[00:22:50] Everyone, listen.

[00:22:51] He's right.

[00:22:52] Thinks he's right, y'all.

[00:22:54] Gotta go emo-wobby.

[00:23:25] Come on, come on, come on.

[00:23:27] All right, we got 11.

[00:23:28] You guys ready to start?

[00:23:29] Hey there, there he is.

[00:23:30] Come on, don't leave her out.

[00:23:35] Is she live?

[00:23:39] Hello?

[00:23:39] Yo!

[00:23:41] Yo!

[00:23:42] What's up, what's up?

[00:23:43] So I'm playing Among Us right now.

[00:23:46] Yeah, yeah, and you know, I was thinking like,

[00:23:48] yeah, there's like an Among Us demon that I know.

[00:23:52] I don't know if you wanna play.

[00:23:52] It's like a big streaming group though.

[00:23:56] Oh, I can't today, but a heads up maybe even like an hour heads up.

[00:24:03] Oh, yeah.

[00:24:04] Like a day prior or something.

[00:24:06] Yeah, that's Jinxie's fault.

[00:24:07] That's all on Jinxie, 100%.

[00:24:09] Oh, dang, that would have been so fun.

[00:24:11] Yeah.

[00:24:12] Yeah, I can't.

[00:24:13] I'm already playing Balo.

[00:24:15] Of course you are.

[00:24:17] OK, all right.

[00:24:18] Huh?

[00:24:19] Next time, next time, just give me a heads up from now.

[00:24:22] I bet later.

[00:24:22] Hey, buh-bye, have fun.

[00:24:28] Yo, who started?

[00:24:30] Who started the game?

[00:24:36] All right.

[00:24:38] Am I meeting?

[00:24:40] 0-2, 0-2, 0-2, 0-2, oh, I'm about to die.

[00:24:47] Jynxie is probably good.

[00:25:19] Lazy the entire time right great great

[00:25:40] Lazy and then I was with high-pitched on this like it's almost like little thing that had a map

[00:25:44] I don't really know what that was. I've played this game

[00:25:49] I think we want a steak!

[00:25:51] Listen to me, let me explain myself, okay?

[00:25:53] I was doing the top coat of...

[00:25:55] Everybody in the chat, do work real quick!

[00:25:57] Into the knowledge room?

[00:25:59] I'm trying to see something!

[00:26:01] I'm voting for steak!

[00:26:03] One at a time!

[00:26:05] Voting for steak!

[00:26:07] Why did you vote?!

[00:26:09] Why the fuck would you vote for steak?

[00:26:11] Hey, look, he might be Janksy!

[00:26:13] What?

[00:26:15] Janksy too!

[00:26:17] I'm a skipper.

[00:26:18] I'm a skipper.

[00:26:19] I don't know.

[00:26:20] I don't know.

[00:26:21] I don't know.

[00:26:22] Here's the thing.

[00:26:23] Whoever did it, thank you for killing Senna so we don't have to hear her voice.

[00:26:24] Literally please.

[00:26:25] That is good.

[00:26:26] Thank you.

[00:26:27] I'm a skipper on this one.

[00:26:28] We have no one else.

[00:26:29] I'm a skipper on this one.

[00:26:30] No info.

[00:26:31] I'm a skipper.

[00:26:32] I'm a skipper.

[00:26:33] What?

[00:26:34] No, don't stick.

[00:26:35] No skips.

[00:26:36] You got it.

[00:26:37] Suss on Jinxy, though.

[00:26:38] Suss on Jinxy.

[00:26:39] Why?

[00:26:40] Suss on Jinxy.

[00:26:41] How is it Suss on Jinxy?

[00:26:42] It's really sus.

[00:26:43] Really sus.

[00:26:44] Really really sus.

[00:26:45] Yeah, it's about looking at it.

[00:26:47] Yeah, it's a little defensive.

[00:26:48] You voted for skimped.

[00:26:50] Howdy.

[00:26:52] All right, fixing the wiring.

[00:26:56] Let's go ahead, come down this way, this yonder.

[00:26:58] And then we're going to come back up here.

[00:27:00] We're going to whoop-dee-whoop.

[00:27:01] Then we're going to do doop-dee-toop.

[00:27:03] Oh, now, thank you for the 10.

[00:27:04] Get this, chups.

[00:27:05] Appreciate that, nigga.

[00:27:08] I'm not going to lie.

[00:27:09] I forgot where everything is on the map.

[00:27:13] All ready?

[00:27:14] You're not appreciating the same gift.

[00:27:16] W's, W's, all over my ass!

[00:27:22] And it's our pride is all over my ass.

[00:27:24] Because you accused, because you accused Steak.

[00:27:27] So I wanted to stay with you.

[00:27:28] Um, I'm scared, I'm scared and I don't know

[00:27:31] how to do the objective.

[00:27:33] I'm good, I'm good.

[00:27:34] So let me, and now let's-

[00:27:36] 25, how do you know the way?

[00:27:38] Let's, let's, let's shoot a free throw.

[00:27:40] Hold on, let's shoot a free throw.

[00:27:42] I might be taking scene.

[00:27:42] Yo, no, no, no, it's Steak.

[00:27:44] I was playing a 1v1 in basketball between LeBron James and Sketch, who are the ones you want to get?

[00:27:59] Sketch, right?

[00:28:00] Stake is level 30, pack this nigga up, he knows too much.

[00:28:03] What the?

[00:28:04] Exactly.

[00:28:05] What?

[00:28:05] You can't use that logic.

[00:28:08] Here's the deal!

[00:28:10] I like that.

[00:28:11] It's good logic, bro.

[00:28:12] I don't care about this, I just want to know.

[00:28:15] Why?

[00:28:15] Bro, I know who it is!

[00:28:17] I know who it is!

[00:28:19] I got it.

[00:28:21] I want Jixi Gold to the right, and he's moving sus.

[00:28:25] Yeah, I'm moving.

[00:28:26] I do think Jixi's supposed to get him.

[00:28:28] Oh, she's our next!

[00:28:30] Hey!

[00:28:31] Hey!

[00:28:32] Are we allowed to defend her as it's the yelling match?

[00:28:34] Jinx didn't do any tasks.

[00:28:36] Jinx, don't ask them on it, bro.

[00:28:38] We know it's the Jinx.

[00:28:39] Anybody in the state?

[00:28:40] Hey!

[00:28:41] I wanna kill you.

[00:28:42] Before I fucking die, I wanna say fuck all of you.

[00:28:46] You're just gonna kill me every time, because I'm level 30.

[00:28:48] Fuck this, I'm dead.

[00:28:50] I'm fucking dead.

[00:28:51] Yeah, fuck this.

[00:28:52] You got this.

[00:28:53] Yes!

[00:28:54] What the fuck?

[00:28:55] Shut your mouth.

[00:28:56] Shut your mouth.

[00:28:57] Wait, Agent, do you think you were right on that or no?

[00:28:59] I'm probably, yeah.

[00:29:00] I'm usually right about things.

[00:29:01] It was like instinct.

[00:29:02] What is that, man?

[00:29:03] Can you just check it?

[00:29:04] Can you just check it out?

[00:29:06] What is it?

[00:29:10] Hmm, I'm gonna put that there.

[00:29:12] I'm gonna put that there.

[00:29:13] I'm gonna put that there.

[00:29:14] I'm gonna put that there.

[00:29:16] SR5, I'm on your tail, buddy.

[00:29:20] Why are they following each other,

[00:29:23] dick to butt, quite like that, man?

[00:29:26] Green, Joe Burke?

[00:29:32] hold on now you gotta go to 02 wait check my innocent I am right yeah

[00:29:48] all right I'm innocent bro you might have saved the game you might have saved

[00:29:56] the game. My boy. Who did I report? I just saw a body and I think it was a male. It was

[00:30:13] me. It was me agent and high buys together. I rightly might have been there. We are all

[00:30:18] walking. I darted. And no, then it's it's it's our five. Who's that's our five. I

[00:30:23] was in the cafeteria I was gonna click the button cuz I didn't know what the

[00:30:26] fucking mean when you was you was not in a calf cuz I went in the car

[00:30:30] what the fuck Joe Joe where was the body the body was on the way to oxygen

[00:30:39] laying in the hallway right outside of okay I don't think it's high-bives

[00:30:46] because high-bives can't be I did people died I'll be honest wait where

[00:30:52] Where did JC go at the start of the game?

[00:30:53] SR5 and JC was literally dick to butt.

[00:30:56] Bro, Ron and JC dick to butt and it's falling to the toe.

[00:30:59] They were dick to butt and one of them is dead, bro.

[00:31:02] Say one of them.

[00:31:03] Yeah, but I'm with High Vibes.

[00:31:04] High Vibes knows it can't be me.

[00:31:05] I've been with them the whole time.

[00:31:06] We all were in that room, Agent.

[00:31:08] And we all left.

[00:31:09] Did we not?

[00:31:10] I went left when we went out

[00:31:11] and I went to the cabin chair

[00:31:11] when those lights started flickering.

[00:31:12] That's what I did.

[00:31:13] Okay, this only confirms one thing is Joe.

[00:31:16] What?

[00:31:17] How does that confirm that it's me?

[00:31:18] Because it's not right in your High Vibes.

[00:31:20] Rod and Agent are going against you.

[00:31:22] And Lacey's on the flood swing.

[00:31:24] Yeah, Rod and Agent are going against you.

[00:31:26] Rod and Agent are saying I self-reported.

[00:31:29] Yes.

[00:31:30] You know what, Joe and Joe is, Joe,

[00:31:33] Joe didn't type a nigga to self-report,

[00:31:35] you might be honest, I'm Lacey.

[00:31:36] I remember this too long ago.

[00:31:37] No, no, no, Joe.

[00:31:39] Wait a minute, no, hold on a minute,

[00:31:40] it's Rod and Agent.

[00:31:41] I say we take a shot at Rod and Agent.

[00:31:44] Remember, there's two of us as well.

[00:31:46] I don't want to suck you, Lacey,

[00:31:48] but where were you when I had

[00:31:50] Right now

[00:31:52] Can see they would fire the size can see

[00:31:57] Pretty sad

[00:32:00] Yo, I'm gonna go in my balls. I'm gonna go in my gut. I'm a go

[00:32:13] I'm skipping this one skipping this one shit, okay

[00:32:16] Good, but if that's wrong, we just dock one of those things.

[00:32:21] We lose.

[00:32:22] Oh.

[00:32:23] Oh.

[00:32:24] Oh.

[00:32:25] Oh.

[00:32:26] Oh.

[00:32:27] Oh.

[00:32:28] Oh.

[00:32:29] Oh.

[00:32:30] Oh.

[00:32:31] Oh.

[00:32:32] Oh.

[00:32:33] Oh.

[00:32:34] Oh.

[00:32:35] Oh.

[00:32:36] Oh.

[00:32:37] Oh.

[00:32:38] Oh.

[00:32:39] Oh.

[00:32:40] Oh.

[00:32:41] Oh.

[00:32:42] Oh.

[00:32:43] Lacey Joe just watching us huh or is there another one to do on that side?

[00:32:49] React to meltdown, react to meltdown.

[00:32:51] Let's go, let's go.

[00:32:53] You know why I take care of that?

[00:32:54] I take care of that.

[00:32:55] It's not a problem.

[00:32:56] Joe, look at the little sus.

[00:32:58] I can't lie.

[00:33:01] Hey, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.

[00:33:09] I'm literally 10 feet away from you bro.

[00:33:16] Bro I'm 10 feet away from you bro what?

[00:33:22] I'm at the bottom bro.

[00:33:24] Bro that's how I know it's you now.

[00:33:27] I was not there bro.

[00:33:29] Yeah I walked in, I went to the bottom, you went to the top and you were putting

[00:33:34] a body at the top bro.

[00:33:36] but

[00:34:06] I killed him in O2 and if I killed him in O2,

[00:34:08] nobody would have fixed the offside.

[00:34:10] Is there an offside that is left?

[00:34:11] Are you not, are you not a high IQ gamer

[00:34:13] that understands the idea of strategy

[00:34:15] and you're trying to get high-vives on your side

[00:34:17] so he backs you in the end?

[00:34:18] That's getting existing, bro.

[00:34:20] I'm not gonna do that.

[00:34:21] We need to make a decision here.

[00:34:23] All right, all right, all right, it's up.

[00:34:24] High-vives, high-vives, what do you think?

[00:34:25] If it's one dead, then we know we got Ron right.

[00:34:29] Yes.

[00:34:29] They would have been-

[00:34:30] I was right about Ron.

[00:34:32] And Ron went to defend who, Jack?

[00:34:34] Joe, nigga up.

[00:34:35] My balls never lie to me and I cleared Riley cuz he was with me. So it has to be Joe and then they

[00:34:47] Joe was the best run Joe Joe is also depending on yeah, which is Joe

[00:34:53] And it had to be a supper for last the last body. I'm not a lie. Riley went ballistics with that

[00:34:59] Agent or the last body meaning

[00:35:01] I don't know who all the bodies are, bro.

[00:35:04] Because I reported to that bodies.

[00:35:06] Come on, yeah, because you're always killing me.

[00:35:08] He sent us a nuclear, and then packed me up in-

[00:35:12] Why are these like small?

[00:35:15] Yeah, but ladies and gentlemen, I was with my boys and my boys.

[00:35:17] I couldn't have got the-

[00:35:19] Trust me, guys, trust me, guys, trust me, guys.

[00:35:22] Yes!

[00:35:23] Good shot, bro.

[00:35:25] Oh my god, we're right.

[00:35:29] Bye-bye!

[00:35:31] I need a new key.

[00:35:33] Yeah!

[00:35:35] You got it!

[00:35:37] Oh no!

[00:35:39] I got voted out.

[00:35:41] I just can't.

[00:35:43] You're still gonna kill me.

[00:35:45] You gotta make it so it says how many employees.

[00:35:47] If you're not the imposter,

[00:35:49] who has to go emo?

[00:35:51] Yeah, wait, hold on.

[00:35:53] Everybody go emo right there.

[00:35:55] I turned my nose once I got killed.

[00:35:57] I'm gonna go get you.

[00:35:59] I

[00:36:12] Also the other thing that we did not master whoever calls body give them the floor for 20 seconds

[00:36:19] There was the opening kill of the game someone call body and then 11

[00:36:29] Oh my god, if I had killed Riley I was with Agent Riley if I killed Riley and blamed agent

[00:36:34] I know Lacey's dumbass would have just agreed with me

[00:36:39] Yeah

[00:36:48] Do we do we do we play again or what do we get

[00:36:59] Don't kill me. Everyone's here. Please don't kill me

[00:37:10] Should we go proximity

[00:37:16] No, we're not making this more complicated. No

[00:37:19] Fucking hell dude. I don't want to be a crewmate. I want to be a thug. I want to be a criminal man

[00:37:25] I want to be one of them

[00:37:29] Bro, stick this shit in this thingy and someone turn the lights off.

[00:37:37] Alright, I'll go turn the lights back on.

[00:37:49] What the fuck is this?

[00:37:52] I

[00:37:56] Did we not do it

[00:38:03] We did it yeah

[00:38:07] Okay, what's up with this emergency stuff? What's going on here? No, I was working. I was working hardest fuck

[00:38:13] I'm not gonna lie. Okay. There is literally the only reason I called that is because lights were out for like

[00:38:19] 45 fucking seconds.

[00:38:21] Oh, you're trying to breathe fire.

[00:38:23] I was trying to breathe fire.

[00:38:24] All right, you're trying to breathe fire.

[00:38:25] Kill. Got it.

[00:38:26] All right.

[00:38:27] Okay.

[00:38:28] Joe's 100% a crewmate.

[00:38:29] I'm just going to, no imposter would ever do that.

[00:38:30] Next.

[00:38:31] Boom.

[00:38:32] Wait, what?

[00:38:33] Hold on, wait.

[00:38:34] Are we sure about that?

[00:38:35] What are you doing us?

[00:38:38] Nobody's dead and I'm an imposter because I'm on the meeting.

[00:38:42] Wait, you're on the meeting though.

[00:38:44] We were working good.

[00:38:45] It might be Joe.

[00:38:46] No, he was all grouped up.

[00:38:47] It was all grouped up! That's why he called the meeting.

[00:38:51] He wouldn't have spread a spell!

[00:38:52] Joe's not a real level 7, bro. No level 7 is doing that.

[00:38:56] And he is a pet, bro. He is a pet!

[00:38:59] I think we killed Joe.

[00:39:01] I think we gotta kill Joe.

[00:39:03] I'ma sketch, bro.

[00:39:05] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[00:39:09] Skip! Skip! Skip!

[00:39:11] How do you skip, bro?

[00:39:13] I'm about to jinx it.

[00:39:14] Oh my god, it's not me guys.

[00:39:24] Oh Chad, it felt right, it was in my balls.

[00:39:26] Alright, wrong way, wrong way to assassinate me right here.

[00:39:36] This one's risky to do because you're so alone.

[00:39:40] Why is Lazy just standing there, bro?

[00:39:55] I'm gonna catch some.

[00:40:03] Really?

[00:40:06] I knew someone was up with Lazy.

[00:40:09] Two peace and in the vans.

[00:40:11] Ah, I need for, I need for, I need for.

[00:40:16] You have the floor, you have the floor.

[00:40:17] Lacey just got a kill and vented in security and my mother's life.

[00:40:21] Cap, cap.

[00:40:22] There's mom's life.

[00:40:24] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:40:26] Lacey double back.

[00:40:28] Yeah, mom's life is crazy.

[00:40:31] Continue to test what you did.

[00:40:34] Fuck those niggas, that's a lie man.

[00:40:37] No, they're always on.

[00:40:39] Guys, no, stop.

[00:40:42] Everybody's double backed on me.

[00:40:44] Let's get you out of the game.

[00:40:45] You got to kill me.

[00:40:46] Earth Disguise.

[00:40:47] Earth Disguise.

[00:40:48] Listen, there are bigger fish to fry.

[00:40:50] Lacey just murdered somebody and ventured one of my body.

[00:40:53] Two people.

[00:40:54] Okay, where?

[00:40:55] I don't believe you.

[00:40:57] What happened to giving the motherfucker the floor in the first 20 seconds of the

[00:41:03] document?

[00:41:04] Thank you.

[00:41:05] So that's what I'm saying, I call the meeting and everybody starts barking.

[00:41:09] Get Lacey out.

[00:41:10] Lacey just murdered a man in front of her.

[00:41:13] All right, Lacey.

[00:41:13] I'm gonna let you see only the truth.

[00:41:15] Bye-bye.

[00:41:16] Who put his word there?

[00:41:17] Only the two girls is working.

[00:41:18] I'm gonna let you see only the truth.

[00:41:19] Bye-bye.

[00:41:20] Bye-bye.

[00:41:21] Hold on, hold on.

[00:41:22] Everybody, why did you double back on me?

[00:41:24] Hold on, hold on.

[00:41:25] I was with Jynxie, right?

[00:41:27] I was with Jynxie.

[00:41:27] No, don't ex-

[00:41:28] Why did you double back on me?

[00:41:30] I went with Jynxie and I'm not gonna lie, but he, I'm following Jynxie here.

[00:41:34] Your run is so so so so so so slow man!

[00:41:39] Why'd he even work normally on another handball?

[00:41:42] No one of two things, Rod has a high-key-

[00:41:44] Right when Vic's like,

[00:41:45] when our Jengse was on that shit, I'll say that.

[00:41:47] Yes, yes, yes, when it went out.

[00:41:49] Rod has a fucking rock in his head,

[00:41:51] or...

[00:41:52] Or...

[00:41:53] He was being made.

[00:41:54] One of the two.

[00:41:55] He, he, he, I ran my run!

[00:41:57] Wait, hi, hi, tell me what, Lacey!

[00:41:59] Wait, well, Jengie and Jengse,

[00:42:00] then we guarantee you get one in Boston row.

[00:42:02] Show me your smile.

[00:42:03] I'm just hiding your body.

[00:42:05] Yes, what?

[00:42:06] I already voted out.

[00:42:08] I help you guys.

[00:42:09] You know what, JC, if you're a good crewmate though,

[00:42:12] then you're finally getting voted out.

[00:42:13] So you got one more.

[00:42:14] Oh, no.

[00:42:15] He's the last in visual task.

[00:42:17] Oh, damn.

[00:42:18] It looked like it was Lacey.

[00:42:20] No, you weren't going to show me shit.

[00:42:22] You were following me to double back on me.

[00:42:25] Lacey can't kill that fast two times.

[00:42:28] Oh, Lacey got the second kill.

[00:42:32] Oh, look, you dead now.

[00:42:35] You dead to go.

[00:42:37] You dead now.

[00:42:40] This lobby is a nightmare blunt rotation, bro.

[00:42:42] It's fine, bro.

[00:42:43] I'll be honest, there's no need to do tasks over a list of it.

[00:42:46] It's just going to have to get out.

[00:42:48] You know, next.

[00:42:51] I'm going to go, ooh, we can hunt people.

[00:42:54] What does that do when I hunt somebody, chat?

[00:43:02] I

[00:43:05] Just follows them

[00:43:16] Sin the sin of look mad suspicious sin of look mad suspicious over here

[00:43:21] I

[00:43:28] Do your tasks you can wait, I'll be honest. They're not nobody doing it

[00:43:34] I saw something I saw hi-bites go into the electrical room and then the door immediately closed

[00:43:38] I believe you're trying to double finish on me right now.

[00:43:42] My God, he called it.

[00:43:44] Guys, the imposters can't close the doors on any point.

[00:43:47] Yeah, but that was weird, like, right when I was in there and you walked in.

[00:43:51] That was so-

[00:43:52] Paul, are you imposters?

[00:43:54] You crying?

[00:43:55] Yeah.

[00:43:56] Look, guys, this is all a T-futsy.

[00:43:58] Just a second.

[00:43:59] There's literally nine of us.

[00:44:01] We already got-

[00:44:02] Guys, JC's so defensive, bro.

[00:44:03] JC's got my vote.

[00:44:04] We weren't talking a lot.

[00:44:06] I got the guy out!

[00:44:08] I'd rather I'd rather not hear him talking. Don't

[00:44:19] Bro, he just caught it

[00:44:24] I saw sketch multiple times let me further. Thank you. Thank you, and I'm scared to death of you guys if I

[00:44:31] Guys I got lazy out and there was no kills this round

[00:44:34] I'm not sure.

[00:44:36] That was was steak. Uh and

[00:44:39] last time.

[00:44:42] reported.

[00:44:45] It's just, it's just like

[00:44:48] you got you to go.

[00:44:51] No, so I was wrong about that.

[00:44:54] Oh, wow.

[00:44:57] I'm going to bring this motor.

[00:45:00] Oh God.

[00:45:03] You're supposed to mute!

[00:45:06] All right.

[00:45:10] Once.

[00:45:11] Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

[00:45:13] Yeah, bye-bye, Senna.

[00:45:15] Bye-bye.

[00:45:16] Bye-bye, Senna.

[00:45:18] Oh, she doubled back.

[00:45:21] She doubled back.

[00:45:23] Look, everybody's together.

[00:45:25] You can't do shit.

[00:45:27] You can't do shit.

[00:45:29] You can't do shit.

[00:45:31] Look, everybody's together, you can't do shit nigga.

[00:45:34] Hehehehehe, you can't do shit.

[00:45:44] He's here, he's here in one of them.

[00:45:56] Not doing shit.

[00:45:57] I

[00:46:00] Explain y'all. What's going on?

[00:46:16] Let's all go one by one and say it's as you can I was downloading files

[00:46:27] I don't know what those files were for, but I was down my way to uploading.

[00:46:31] I'm pretty sure it's High-Vyze because High-Vyze knows what he's doing and he didn't fix the right side O2.

[00:46:36] I feel like he knows that most people in here wouldn't do that and he was just running like a chicken with his head cut off.

[00:46:41] I don't think I would.

[00:46:42] Exactly, he's moving.

[00:46:44] You're cheating?

[00:46:45] Yeah dude, I'm fucking cheating.

[00:46:47] I'm cheating.

[00:46:48] High-Vyze, in the last round, me and High-Vyze fixed the exact call together, but this time he didn't care to do it at all.

[00:46:54] it at all. But like last time you were in the car.

[00:46:57] Yeah, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.

[00:46:59] Just passed round when we were in electrical,

[00:47:02] I, er, not electrical security, I done wires,

[00:47:04] I was sitting on cams, a door closed, and then

[00:47:07] Sina, high-fives and, uh,

[00:47:10] I was in there too, I saw that.

[00:47:11] I was in there, stay when I'm in the room.

[00:47:14] I was in the high-fives, hold on.

[00:47:15] Bro they know what to do, do it.

[00:47:17] He was in the electric room,

[00:47:20] and he just hovered, he was just hovering.

[00:47:22] Honestly, Sina, am I the deal?

[00:47:24] I just overheat.

[00:47:26] Wait, so you're all...

[00:47:27] Wait, what?

[00:47:28] What?

[00:47:29] What kind of deal do you grant?

[00:47:30] I'm going to let him defend himself first, though.

[00:47:32] Alright, yeah.

[00:47:33] I want what you...

[00:47:34] I want what you...

[00:47:35] I did no task.

[00:47:36] Cause I went to the camps, and then the O2 went off, right?

[00:47:39] And then I was running down with Sina and Joe.

[00:47:43] Joe went bottom right storage.

[00:47:45] What a soup!

[00:47:46] Holy shit!

[00:47:47] It's half kill-up.

[00:47:48] I went up with Sina.

[00:47:49] I just went back down to the hallway.

[00:47:51] O2 center was already done. He's talking a lot. It's high-fives. It's high-fives.

[00:47:55] I'm talking too much. It's high-fives. It's high-fives. It's high-fives.

[00:47:58] What do you think you are? He's insane. High-fives, how do you think he tops the whole game?

[00:48:02] No one likes center. Just follow up to him, please.

[00:48:04] He won't over-pack it. He's brilliant. He's fucking brilliant.

[00:48:06] I'm not brilliant.

[00:48:08] A whole bunch of them.

[00:48:10] You've done a whole bunch and you only named the very first task of the game on voting, you bro.

[00:48:14] I'm sorry, you gotta go, bro. It's easy.

[00:48:16] Get back. Get back. Get back.

[00:48:18] Are you dead at

[00:48:38] You killed in the room when someone was walking in so I had to kill

[00:48:48] No

[00:48:56] Well, I'll just make another lobby

[00:49:04] All right, you guys are sorry imposter man

[00:49:18] That's a lot. That's a lot of thinking.

[00:49:21] You guys should just split it.

[00:49:22] No cooldown or something.

[00:49:23] It's immediately bling high twice.

[00:49:25] Yeah, I'll make the cooldown lower.

[00:49:27] I think they're going to be paying their stuff.

[00:49:30] Is that the new code? G-R-I-G-X-G?

[00:49:33] Oh my god, how do you get out of this game?

[00:49:34] Oh man, we have to make a new one.

[00:49:36] How do you get out of this game?

[00:49:38] We have to make a new code.

[00:49:41] Wait, why are we making a new one?

[00:49:42] Okay, I got it.

[00:49:43] Because you just set the code out of the wild.

[00:49:45] What?

[00:49:46] agent you're not serious you just read the whole code out loud

[00:49:52] yeah yeah yeah

[00:49:54] yeah listen y'all I want my friend

[00:49:56] okay I'm making a new one I'm making a new one

[00:49:58] yeah guys XTC's gonna

[00:50:00] bring him in!

[00:50:02] bring him in!

[00:50:04] you know what's funny is I read the code wrong

[00:50:06] so it's not even that

[00:50:08] the code actually worked

[00:50:10] that code's not real Riley

[00:50:12] yeah it doesn't work

[00:50:14] guys remember bro. The one you just put in it doesn't work. Wait, how long does it sit

[00:50:23] up proximity chat? Proximity chat would hit. Wait, no state destroyed it worked. It just

[00:50:31] started working. I think what we have right now, I think proximity chat is going to

[00:50:35] over complicated oh brother wait so can we get my friend right yes let's get

[00:50:46] them in Riley is that the right code or okay proximity chance just one

[00:50:54] download oh you got a download never mind say goodbye you gotta download

[00:51:00] something I'm running this shit off my hot mobile hot spot I don't know if I can

[00:51:08] download right now explains a lot explains a lot what is it explain right

[00:51:17] It's better than that.

[00:51:19] Yeah.

[00:51:21] If Agent dies first, it might be me.

[00:51:23] Invite him. Invite him.

[00:51:25] If Agent dies first, it might be me.

[00:51:27] If sketch dies first, it's definitely me.

[00:51:29] Hold on.

[00:51:31] Did you just say if sketch dies first,

[00:51:33] it's definitely you now, whoever's imposter.

[00:51:35] I'm gonna delete yours.

[00:51:37] Exactly, so I'm gonna get him killed.

[00:51:39] Agent killed.

[00:51:41] Oh, oh, that's a good thing.

[00:51:43] I'm gonna hide this.

[00:51:45] Yeah, so I can go Tab and Jinx won't leave.

[00:51:50] Okay, wait, I'm gonna change your name to your real name.

[00:51:53] I'm gonna do it.

[00:51:55] It's chicken.

[00:51:56] X2C said you can't go without him.

[00:51:58] Yeah.

[00:51:59] Alright, that is it.

[00:52:01] Lower the cool time.

[00:52:02] Bradley, make it easier for imposters if you can.

[00:52:05] Okay.

[00:52:06] Alright.

[00:52:07] And then have us delete it when everybody goes.

[00:52:08] Easy for imposters.

[00:52:10] Easy for imposters.

[00:52:11] I feel like I had 45 tasks.

[00:52:14] Yo, all you had to do was not feel like

[00:52:16] not being caught up at this one glass.

[00:52:18] No, no, I feel like that's gonna start things here.

[00:52:20] I feel like you might be the next imposter.

[00:52:21] That was an easy imposter.

[00:52:22] I mean, I beat the rest of them.

[00:52:23] What does that even mean?

[00:52:25] No, I feel like we should brought out Jinzy.

[00:52:27] He's trying to make imposters win.

[00:52:28] Bro, stop!

[00:52:29] I like that.

[00:52:32] I like that.

[00:52:33] It just kinda sucks, bro. I don't know.

[00:52:35] It is a little sus.

[00:52:38] Guys, also, um, can I do my YouTube intro real quick?

[00:52:42] you need to have a. Yeah.

[00:52:49] The other day in the the

[00:52:53] apostles barely one to be nine

[00:52:54] it's even harder. Okay I make

[00:52:56] the pool down like much lower

[00:52:57] like on the kills. Oh, can we

[00:53:00] kill faster? Who's we? Oh no

[00:53:04] that's really that's really

[00:53:06] I'll make sure

[00:53:12] Yeah

[00:53:18] That's you see guys remember whoever like what's up all

[00:53:29] Individually

[00:53:31] It's my car. Don't mind if I fucking do it. Really? What are we doing? What are we doing?

[00:53:41] So I bet you guys are wondering why I called you here and I mean, I don't know. It's just like when we loaded into the game

[00:53:48] I think Jinxie was walking a little funny. I think we should. I think we should. I think we should. I think we should. I think we should.

[00:53:54] I think we kill him.

[00:53:56] I think we killed Joe.

[00:53:57] I voted.

[00:53:58] Whoa!

[00:53:59] Nice.

[00:54:00] I did not.

[00:54:01] I think we got to kill Joe.

[00:54:02] Guys, can we skip?

[00:54:03] Oh, I'm not burping.

[00:54:04] Give me a few readings, guys.

[00:54:05] Please.

[00:54:06] We're just burping.

[00:54:06] I voted Ron.

[00:54:07] I voted me.

[00:54:08] Why me?

[00:54:09] Who's voting me?

[00:54:10] What the fuck happened?

[00:54:13] No, it's not me.

[00:54:15] I'm doing this in task.

[00:54:19] Can't be sure, skates.

[00:54:20] Can't be sure.

[00:54:24] You got packs for that. Oh my god ruthless lobby, dude

[00:54:36] Pretty easy boom always approved

[00:54:42] Yeah

[00:55:24] I

[00:55:35] Tell you high-fives is walking room did nothing try to I saw me

[00:55:39] He's trying to raise me up, and then he left he did nothing bro. He came in that room did fucking nothing nigga

[00:55:44] Sina wait

[00:55:46] Why did you why did you come do the test that I just already did why?

[00:55:50] Why'd you come over there?

[00:55:52] No, you whipped it!

[00:55:54] You whipped it!

[00:55:56] Kill Senna!

[00:55:58] Kill Senna!

[00:56:02] Thank you, guys. We've done 3% of the tasks and called 2 meetings

[00:56:06] and then voted out Joe for calling a meeting.

[00:56:08] What the fuck are we doing?

[00:56:10] The skip!

[00:56:12] That's a good question.

[00:56:14] I voted wrong. I voted wrong.

[00:56:16] Oh my god, it killed me.

[00:56:18] They killed me, I'll be so fucking pissed!

[00:56:23] I'm coming, Gage.

[00:56:28] Well, damn.

[00:56:29] Well, damn.

[00:56:31] I wanna do this one quick just because I know this is usually where people get popped.

[00:56:39] Turn the mud off!

[00:56:41] See, that's Ron.

[00:56:44] Little suspicious from Ron.

[00:56:45] a little suspicious from Ron so why oh wait yeah yeah why where was the body

[00:56:56] Ron where was the bottom I think I'll self-report Ron was chilling in the

[00:56:59] I don't even got to talk what happened to the target yeah I'm not gonna lie I was

[00:57:04] spam clicking my left mouse button just calling the me because everyone else was

[00:57:08] I was trying to be annoying but it seems like he died instantly that's kind

[00:57:11] of a predicament now because now it looks like I did it let me talk to you

[00:57:14] You're chilling in that room?

[00:57:16] No, no, no.

[00:57:16] I was chilling in the cafeteria, spam left clicking, trying to...

[00:57:21] No, no, no.

[00:57:22] I was trying to get rid of the round to be annoying, because everyone else...

[00:57:25] I can vouch for Ron being...

[00:57:29] Where was the body?

[00:57:30] Why are you talking, Sketch?

[00:57:31] He called the meeting.

[00:57:32] He called the meeting.

[00:57:33] They were going to buy you.

[00:57:34] I'm not the impostor.

[00:57:35] No.

[00:57:36] Why are you worried?

[00:57:37] Stupid.

[00:57:38] I don't care.

[00:57:39] Stupid.

[00:57:39] I really do not care.

[00:57:41] I'm not the impostor.

[00:57:42] You run?

[00:57:43] I didn't see nobody. I was just on the button menu. I said 18 17 60 50 and I just clicked it. I'll

[00:58:00] Okay, we know it's not

[00:58:22] Yeah, okay, we know it's not us.

[00:58:24] Fuck, bro.

[00:58:25] It was not me.

[00:58:26] I was going in.

[00:58:27] I had to delete peas or something out of some fucking thing.

[00:58:31] It's from the far left of the map.

[00:58:32] Did you just say we know it's not steak?

[00:58:34] Yeah, it's not steak.

[00:58:35] Wait, who are we going with?

[00:58:36] Nice, Lacey.

[00:58:37] Great fucking work.

[00:58:38] It's you.

[00:58:39] Yeah, I'm putting it in.

[00:58:41] And level 50, bro?

[00:58:43] Nah, he gotta go.

[00:58:44] I think it's an agent.

[00:58:45] I think it's an agent.

[00:58:46] Nah, he gotta go.

[00:58:47] Warrant's a bro.

[00:58:48] Level 50 is crazy.

[00:58:49] Why are you skipping?

[00:58:50] Why are you skipping?

[00:58:51] We have no info skyro is max prestige

[00:59:07] That is mad sus though chat

[00:59:12] I'm about to die right here

[00:59:18] I'm about to die

[00:59:20] am I we good right that's suspicious son of hey he's camping that he's camping

[00:59:27] that shit he's camping that little shit

[00:59:37] okay they're good probably not doing a goddamn thing

[00:59:44] Oh, shit, the door closed.

[00:59:51] You can do that?

[00:59:52] Is this open?

[00:59:53] Say, how many emergency meetings are there?

[01:00:05] I'm here.

[01:00:06] Honey, I'm home.

[01:00:07] I'm here.

[01:00:08] Mom!

[01:00:14] I arrived at the only nigga I'm a little sus on,

[01:00:16] or high-vives, oh he's gonna kill me.

[01:00:18] He's about to finish me.

[01:00:21] He he he he he!

[01:00:23] Oh, you can't finish me, boy!

[01:00:28] He not doing nothing, bro.

[01:00:31] I don't trust that, I don't trust it.

[01:00:33] He's not doing anything, bro.

[01:00:38] Wee!

[01:00:40] Oh.

[01:00:42] Hey, Jinxie!

[01:00:48] Alright, empty chute.

[01:00:52] Who's that?

[01:00:54] I walked in on the by-byes killing Rose.

[01:00:57] Where was it? Where was it?

[01:00:59] On this camera. On the camera?

[01:01:01] On the camera?

[01:01:03] On the camera?

[01:01:05] What was it?

[01:01:06] What was it?

[01:01:06] On the camera.

[01:01:07] On the camera.

[01:01:08] I walked into security.

[01:01:10] There's a body on the camera.

[01:01:11] And I was about to jump in the van.

[01:01:13] And I told you I said last round!

[01:01:15] I'm going to say that.

[01:01:16] That checks out.

[01:01:17] I told you I had last round.

[01:01:19] I'm not going to do nothing wrong.

[01:01:21] I walked into security room.

[01:01:23] Ron is dead.

[01:01:24] And I was running the direction of the van.

[01:01:26] And he didn't report the body.

[01:01:27] I didn't check your dad.

[01:01:28] And I'd like to report.

[01:01:29] I'd like to also report a little bit of stuff's favorite from Bobby.

[01:01:32] He was in the room.

[01:01:34] No Bobby, you, I'm on the other side of the table because I don't want to get killed!

[01:01:39] Bro, come on, bye guys, I've got to get on him!

[01:01:41] BONE!

[01:01:42] BONE!

[01:01:43] BONE!

[01:01:44] BONE!

[01:01:45] BONE!

[01:01:46] BONE!

[01:01:47] BONE!

[01:01:48] BONE!

[01:01:49] BONE!

[01:01:50] BONE!

[01:01:51] BONE!

[01:01:52] BONE!

[01:01:53] BONE!

[01:01:54] BONE!

[01:01:55] BONE!

[01:01:56] BONE!

[01:01:57] BONE!

[01:01:58] BONE!

[01:01:59] BONE!

[01:02:00] BONE!

[01:02:01] BONE!

[01:02:02] BONE!

[01:02:03] BONE!

[01:02:04] I think

[01:02:14] Buster and the doors kept getting shut and the doors keep getting shut now

[01:02:25] They're not killing a lot of people I think there's a I think we killed someone their pussy. That's why

[01:02:29] All right, well, we got high-fives done and cooked who's next oh

[01:02:38] Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

[01:02:46] I'm dead.

[01:02:55] Why, Senna? Why, Senna? Why, Senna?

[01:02:57] Are we serious?

[01:02:58] We!

[01:02:59] Bobby!

[01:03:00] We run this...

[01:03:01] We bomb this body!

[01:03:02] We... that means it can't be Senna or me 100 percent.

[01:03:05] Wait, Bobby, what?

[01:03:06] Bobby, why are you trying to get me on your team?

[01:03:08] Now

[01:03:18] Sit up wipe the call of meeting well the other one I wanted to call is because even though the lacy voted to high-fives

[01:03:22] Lacy was lingering the whole last game and he went and stood over the vents like he was gonna bend because he's falling Bobby

[01:03:28] And then when I turn the corner he walked away and left and he

[01:03:36] Okay, wait so hold on

[01:03:38] You're saying Lacey was standing on a fence.

[01:03:40] Oh my god!

[01:03:43] Why?

[01:03:44] Lacey, why aren't you defending yourself?

[01:03:46] Because she sounds dumb.

[01:03:48] I tell you.

[01:03:50] Okay, okay.

[01:03:51] Why was Lacey...

[01:03:52] I'd like to believe Sina for a second here.

[01:03:54] I was supposed to kill her last round

[01:03:56] and why would Lacey stand over a bench

[01:03:58] but not get any kills?

[01:03:59] Because Highbyes killed last round.

[01:04:01] Can I explain?

[01:04:03] Can I explain?

[01:04:04] I think it's...

[01:04:05] Go ahead.

[01:04:06] The lights were off

[01:04:07] was trying to hide in the corner to see if someone would kill him.

[01:04:10] No, no, I don't like that, no, I don't like that at all.

[01:04:13] I don't like that at all.

[01:04:14] Wait, that actually makes sense because I was hiding when the lights went off through knowing

[01:04:18] Ron and Jinx were on the cams thinking one of them was going to kill each other.

[01:04:21] I didn't even know I was going to kill on cams.

[01:04:23] After we went and see on the vet, they were not off when he was on the vet.

[01:04:26] It's Jinxie.

[01:04:27] Exactly, I was trying to hide to see if one of them killed each other.

[01:04:29] This was in the last round, right before somebody got killed.

[01:04:33] But then also he went and walked by me and circled back

[01:04:37] to see what I was doing, but he chased at me multiple times.

[01:04:39] Well, I feel like one of the secret people

[01:04:42] How long was the round after he did that?

[01:04:45] Because I feel like he would have killed you, no.

[01:04:47] Like no one got you just watched.

[01:04:48] Yeah, it was maybe like 16 seconds, I think.

[01:04:50] I was doing that.

[01:04:50] Actually, I don't think it was Bobby

[01:04:52] because Bobby was doing what I mean,

[01:04:54] but I thought Bobby's trying to kill me,

[01:04:55] but Bobby was sitting in the car.

[01:04:57] I was, bro, I was listening to Lazy.

[01:05:00] And Sinnoh did the button, so it can't be stupid.

[01:05:03] It's the enemy that's talking about how agents just died.

[01:05:05] No way it's late night.

[01:05:07] I literally can't be sent off.

[01:05:09] I literally can't be sent off.

[01:05:11] I think it's late night.

[01:05:12] I think it's late night.

[01:05:13] And if not, it's janksy.

[01:05:14] And if not, it's janksy.

[01:05:15] Sinus, Sinus is good, bro.

[01:05:16] We're going to get top-run.

[01:05:17] We're going to get top-run.

[01:05:18] I was.

[01:05:19] It's gotta be.

[01:05:20] We don't really, we don't even know what to do.

[01:05:21] It's gotta be.

[01:05:22] It's all a pity.

[01:05:23] Sinus gets so, so bad, bro.

[01:05:33] Eh, eh, so instead of, instead of the third imposter.

[01:05:37] Wait, really?

[01:05:38] There's three imposter now?

[01:05:44] Huh?

[01:05:54] Oh.

[01:05:55] Oh, you mean like metaphorically.

[01:06:03] They was talking about adding a

[01:06:16] Nobody's found Bobby what's up?

[01:06:23] What

[01:06:27] Question wait Bobby's dad where by you guys know it's not each other

[01:06:33] Okay, we'll just catch up you sure it's not Bobby

[01:06:38] Bobby Bobby that last round did not have time to kill anyone

[01:06:41] Okay, okay, Bobby couldn't have got the last kill so if Bobby couldn't have the last kill

[01:06:46] I was on the button with Santa so she could have done that she knows I could have done that

[01:06:49] That means it was JC. Oh my God

[01:07:03] I didn't think you were going to take me in your cells.

[01:07:05] Guys, guys.

[01:07:06] Okay, because here we go, right?

[01:07:08] If I know it can't be sent up,

[01:07:09] Bobby knows it can't be sketched,

[01:07:11] then it has to be Jynxie.

[01:07:13] And if no one has to be Riley because of the-

[01:07:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[01:07:16] No, no, no, 100%.

[01:07:18] If you guys can all 100% clear each other,

[01:07:21] then sure, bro, I guess by the grace of God.

[01:07:23] Yeah, I know what that was about.

[01:07:24] He's trying, he's trying, he's trying, he's trying.

[01:07:28] I'm gonna kill him.

[01:07:29] He's trying, he's trying, he's trying.

[01:07:31] I was on the button with sinna right and then when she called the button?

[01:07:40] Listen, yes, I have my med base, some mid-scan,

[01:07:42] someone who literally followed me this round.

[01:07:44] Yo, blue dog, I can read some.

[01:07:45] Yeah, I threw out a pair of guns.

[01:07:46] No, no, no, kill him now, I kill him now.

[01:07:48] Kill him now, kill him now, kill him now.

[01:07:50] But the thing is, I don't know if it's not sketch,

[01:07:53] and it has to be you, Jinxy.

[01:07:55] How do you 100% like this, you were on the button?

[01:07:57] Because I was on the button with Sina, right?

[01:07:59] And then when she called the button,

[01:08:01] there was a dead body, which means it couldn't have been

[01:08:03] her, because she was there the whole time.

[01:08:05] Yes.

[01:08:05] Exactly.

[01:08:06] I like that.

[01:08:07] And Bobby and sketch are talking for each other,

[01:08:09] I'm gonna fuck you.

[01:08:11] Vote! Vote!

[01:08:13] I like Jixi. I like Jixi. Sit down.

[01:08:15] If I know it can't be sitter than sitter, no it can't be me for the same logic.

[01:08:19] Hey Jeff, David Prime, man.

[01:08:21] Yep. Vote for yourself, too.

[01:08:24] Alright, listen to me. Listen to me clear.

[01:08:26] You're the worst fucking imposter, Tine.

[01:08:29] I've ever had you.

[01:08:31] I'm just a birthday tenor.

[01:08:33] Shit.

[01:08:35] I'll talk from the back.

[01:08:37] You

[01:08:50] Yo, why the fuck did we vote me out when all I did was

[01:08:58] Oh

[01:09:07] No, no, no.

[01:09:12] Guys, stop spamming.

[01:09:14] Hey, hi, Miles.

[01:09:16] You are the most obvious and real imposter.

[01:09:19] I have never seen.

[01:09:22] The bubbles are high, man.

[01:09:23] You need to breathe.

[01:09:24] Yeah.

[01:09:25] Yo, GC, how come when you're an imposter, you just stop talking?

[01:09:27] Oh, free first.

[01:09:28] Free first.

[01:09:29] Wait, what the look?

[01:09:31] What are you guys doing?

[01:09:33] I was like, okay, obviously I was dead, but you dead ass. Anybody in charge of the code?

[01:10:02] You never accused anybody you were always like, okay, so what did you see?

[01:10:05] Who should I blame?

[01:10:07] Who should I pull up on us?

[01:10:11] When I accuse people, this is what happens.

[01:10:15] Oh, it's gotta be him. Why is he trying to accuse me?

[01:10:17] Word!

[01:10:17] Ah, man, man, man, man, man, hey!

[01:10:20] I can't fucking...

[01:10:21] Hey, that's all you had to say.

[01:10:23] That's all you had to say.

[01:10:24] Hey, if they kill me first, next time I tell you, I'm leaking that bitch.

[01:10:28] Know that.

[01:10:29] Be on point, you heard?

[01:10:31] They killed these herds and I'm a crewmate again.

[01:10:33] I'm leaking that shit.

[01:10:34] You're killing fans.

[01:10:35] Where are you, a bird raider?

[01:10:37] You're killing fans.

[01:10:39] Wait, the code's in the chat, I think.

[01:10:42] They have a question, y'all.

[01:10:44] I'll put it in the chat again.

[01:10:46] You wanna play among us?

[01:10:48] Are you actually gonna play Ark Raiders?

[01:10:50] Oh, hell no.

[01:10:52] Oh, my bad.

[01:10:53] Shit.

[01:10:54] Yo, let's get the bird peanut in here.

[01:10:56] Ha ha ha ha!

[01:10:58] Please.

[01:10:59] Yeah, you lost to Chris buddy

[01:11:29] You're so big.

[01:11:31] Guys, I love him.

[01:11:31] I love him positively, guys.

[01:11:33] I love him.

[01:11:34] Oh, shit.

[01:11:35] Where's Mike?

[01:11:36] I'm in trouble.

[01:11:37] Mike's not OK.

[01:11:38] No, where is he?

[01:11:40] No, Rocko's fine.

[01:11:41] Wait, he's not the call?

[01:11:43] I'm going to leak the call.

[01:11:44] I'm going to leak the call.

[01:11:45] No, no, no.

[01:11:46] We're all in here.

[01:11:47] Mike is in his throat.

[01:11:49] Like, what the fuck?

[01:11:50] Can you guys laugh?

[01:11:52] Do you want to play with him?

[01:11:54] Yeah, you bully him at the lobby, Gango.

[01:11:56] Hey, I'm here.

[01:11:57] Oh, Mike said an excuse, he is replacing him.

[01:11:59] Excuse me replacing me

[01:12:04] Give me a poster, please

[01:12:12] This game is dog shit, bro. This game is actually fucking dog shit, bro. This game is dog shit, bro. I

[01:12:25] Don't want to be anywhere near anybody

[01:12:29] How you know where your tasks are fix the lights and fuck the lights

[01:12:40] I

[01:12:54] Green green dark green is going

[01:13:05] I ran down from up the storage because I had to do the

[01:13:08] the Leaf Pole task.

[01:13:10] No way, J.C. gets it back to me.

[01:13:12] Where was the body?

[01:13:13] Okay, okay.

[01:13:13] It was next to me.

[01:13:15] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:13:16] The Leaf Pole task, the visual one?

[01:13:19] Yes, yes.

[01:13:20] There's no visual task.

[01:13:21] Agent.

[01:13:22] Yeah.

[01:13:23] Here, so the proof that I have, right,

[01:13:26] is I just saw agent at navigation like four seconds ago.

[01:13:31] Right?

[01:13:31] Oh, okay.

[01:13:32] I'm running down.

[01:13:33] Body is gonna be reported.

[01:13:34] green running away friends in the few area storage.

[01:13:38] And I just-

[01:13:39] Hey, I'm calling self-report,

[01:13:41] y'all, I'm calling self-report.

[01:13:42] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

[01:13:43] is there a van in that area?

[01:13:44] Yeah, there is.

[01:13:47] I think, why is Joe not talking?

[01:13:49] Guys, guys, I'm gonna go on and say,

[01:13:51] wait, so I can't, so don't go on and say-

[01:13:53] I don't know who it is, man.

[01:13:55] Hold on, what are we talking about?

[01:13:57] Everyone chill out, wait, so cute.

[01:13:59] I can explain everything.

[01:14:00] Okay, I did my admin swipe card,

[01:14:02] I came from upper storage,

[01:14:03] Lights got cut and I ran through the lead lower task where exactly was the bottom?

[01:14:07] Hold on, hold on wait you was on the leaf lower tasks when the shit blew

[01:14:13] He's he's capping right now I was on the lead lower task in the shit pop

[01:14:25] Oh, I was on the top right the one by navigation

[01:14:33] You were sucking yeah, yeah, I was sucking I was sucking

[01:14:46] When the clear Jinxie right there if if if he wasn't possible

[01:15:03] Oh my god.

[01:15:05] Oh no.

[01:15:07] I'm gonna fuck with this shit.

[01:15:09] Thanks for sending this game up for us.

[01:15:11] Thanks for sending this...

[01:15:13] This YouTube video is gonna bang.

[01:15:15] You can vote me out. You can vote me out if that was wrong.

[01:15:17] Oh, get fucking out!

[01:15:19] You're gonna get it, buster.

[01:15:21] Hey, buddy.

[01:15:23] I think I'm gonna like that.

[01:15:25] Come on, gang. It's a little too freaky.

[01:15:27] It's a little too freaky when it's dark, man.

[01:15:29] I don't feel safe. Who's this?

[01:15:31] Sinner? No chance Sinner's impossible, right?

[01:15:39] Well, Bobby wouldn't kill me right now

[01:15:40] knowing Sinner was just in the room.

[01:15:43] It's a little too bait.

[01:15:45] It's a little too bait, it's a little too bait.

[01:15:48] It's a little too bait.

[01:15:52] Yeah, man, I feel like an electrician, bro.

[01:15:55] There's no, like, fun task.

[01:16:31] Let me talk, let me talk, hold on, let me talk.

[01:16:33] Give him, give him, give him 20 seconds.

[01:16:35] I just walked in.

[01:16:36] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, let him talk, let him talk.

[01:16:38] Listen, listen, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:16:40] Okay, so I was doing the light thing.

[01:16:43] I was filling up this form.

[01:16:44] It was the yellow line that went all the way up.

[01:16:46] I was saying, Cina, in my head, worked in my chat.

[01:16:49] I was basically saying, Cina, kill me.

[01:16:50] Your fat ass couldn't even get through the vent,

[01:16:52] even if you wanted to.

[01:16:53] I kept saying, I was like, Cina, I dare you.

[01:16:54] You're gonna get stuck in the vent.

[01:16:56] I don't give a fuck.

[01:16:56] So I sat there waiting, and then she started running.

[01:16:59] I ran with her, and then sketch came out of nowhere.

[01:17:01] I was in the room as well but but but Joe was sitting on the vent he didn't

[01:17:12] I was saying you

[01:17:24] May that was not me sketch where were you sketch where were you let me see

[01:17:42] Electrical I walked into electrical. I saw Sina and Ron as Ron said went to the corner started doing my task

[01:17:48] And then sketch walks up and as I'm walking down Ron

[01:18:05] Every time

[01:18:12] Only gone down there. Yes. No

[01:18:30] Let's shoot sketch and then call me eating and shoot Ron. It's one or the other

[01:18:34] Okay, well, I'm shooting wrong

[01:18:37] I'm gonna stay with Lacey. It's what where the fuck is it me?

[01:18:41] It's your dumbest fuck and I'm saying I'm lazy. I'm gonna say this whole time

[01:18:46] I don't know this right call, but that's what my balls is telling me to do bro

[01:19:11] You're trying to double kill everyone I thought it could just Michael Myers the motherfucker

[01:19:22] I killed jinks I killed jinks because I said it if it's not

[01:19:34] Come on man

[01:19:43] Yo, leave me David I appreciate it

[01:19:49] With the code

[01:19:53] You know, I told y'all's gonna leak now, but you know, I made it to the end of shit like that

[01:19:57] So I'm holding down, you know

[01:20:04] Right, right, right.

[01:20:05] Let's start the game, start the game, start the game.

[01:20:08] Let's go, let's go.

[01:20:09] Come on.

[01:20:10] We're all peng-disadvantaged.

[01:20:11] Are you missing one person?

[01:20:13] Not one more.

[01:20:13] A ping disadvantage.

[01:20:15] No, we're not.

[01:20:15] One more.

[01:20:16] You lost to Chris next door.

[01:20:19] No, you would never play, bro.

[01:20:21] You would never do it.

[01:20:22] Chris next door.

[01:20:23] I'm here, I'm here.

[01:20:24] I'm here for you to lose.

[01:20:27] I'm just going to lead the lobby, bro.

[01:20:29] Like.

[01:20:34] You gotta be fucking kidding me though.

[01:20:38] Oh, swipe card?

[01:20:39] I could do that in here.

[01:20:42] He's a- Ha ha!

[01:20:45] Yep.

[01:20:46] Hey, anybody in the check out a mastercard?

[01:20:50] And why?

[01:20:51] I don't know if I've ever seen a mastercard.

[01:20:54] I've only ever seen like ads.

[01:20:57] Oh, I got a couple of shits here, I'm about to die.

[01:21:03] Jinx is good. I'm about to clear the fuck out of Jinxie.

[01:21:14] Huh? Bobby's being a little suspicious.

[01:21:30] Rally was just following green.

[01:21:37] Rally about to kill me.

[01:21:47] Over again.

[01:21:49] Oh no, wait for it.

[01:21:51] You gonna catch him in there.

[01:21:53] Fuck!

[01:21:54] Been too fucking long, I just called a meeting.

[01:21:56] Joe, I had the same thought.

[01:21:57] Were you scared?

[01:21:58] Me and Jason are good. I did like four tasks. There was an emergency. That was clear. I was like, there's that there has to be

[01:22:09] All right, so first off Joe was in reactor doing the weirdest most niche task ever so I'm just gonna clear Joe

[01:22:16] It was the count one the ten. No one blossoms doing that

[01:22:23] I'm gonna clear them a little bit because they were green green together, right?

[01:22:27] So what he's saying is partially accurate but I must say one thing

[01:22:32] Pink is is just like

[01:22:35] is that he's thank you like it around like a

[01:22:38] what

[01:22:39] oh

[01:22:42] it's a way to watch is that sketch

[01:22:44] which pink which pink

[01:22:46] kill me again kill me again

[01:22:48] okay so wrong so wrong wrong

[01:22:50] wait no no no no

[01:22:52] and i defend dark else

[01:22:54] thank you because dark pink was in

[01:22:56] electrical with me and i know he was

[01:22:58] staying there probably calling me fat

[01:23:00] for 30 seconds oh no no no no

[01:23:02] what the weeknast let me go

[01:23:04] Guys

[01:23:12] Listen listen when I was in electrical since you're accusing it's me ex-usee

[01:23:16] I was in electrical and I was I did these wires and then not only that I did this one thing where you have to press like a button

[01:23:22] And you have to line it up

[01:23:23] Read that s

[01:23:25] All I'm saying is Joe's clear. That's all I know. Yeah

[01:23:27] I'm not sure of this. I did see lacy hover a task that looked very accurate. You know how you're like when you walk up to it

[01:23:36] You kind of walk on. Yes. I'm at the men base game. Getting on wires. Okay. I did do wires. I did do wires.

[01:23:44] I

[01:23:55] Everyone's fucking talking listen, okay me and agent we're looking at cameras Riley kept entering and it fell like he was checking

[01:24:07] Can you tell me how to check cameras?

[01:24:14] You guys, are you guys gonna ask you?

[01:24:16] Green green green green green is this integer,

[01:24:18] scared to be next to them, bye.

[01:24:20] Also, whoever these imposters are,

[01:24:22] you guys are scared to be next to them.

[01:24:24] Yeah, you guys fucking suck whoever you are.

[01:24:26] Fuck you, whoever you are, you guys fucking suck.

[01:24:30] I know that's right.

[01:24:32] It could be steak.

[01:24:34] He was just hogging cams with me,

[01:24:36] maybe he was just uh,

[01:24:38] and nothing got done so it could genuinely be steak, bro.

[01:24:40] He was literally just doing nothing on cams with me.

[01:24:42] Open up the scenery catching some fucking vibes

[01:24:47] This is where this is where I die. I hate doing these wires, bro

[01:24:56] Okay

[01:24:59] Okay

[01:25:02] As you see

[01:25:04] Skestir it steak, skis tight off.

[01:25:09] Skis tight off, skis tight off.

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[01:25:30] ееуу beginner

[01:25:32] I was like to the left in the main area when you go left

[01:26:02] Bro, I'm not even kidding. I have no clue. I was exactly what I was doing

[01:26:05] There's two things that I did

[01:26:06] There's these leaves that you pull down and you hold and the leaves go out of the map

[01:26:19] I think okay, this is my opinion. I think sketch was it and Lacey is it also. I think Lacey was too quick to jump it

[01:26:32] I heard the smile of his voice.

[01:26:33] He's killing me!

[01:26:34] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:26:36] I was going this way.

[01:26:38] Yeah, that way.

[01:26:41] It's because it's because we're, it's like a bot lobby,

[01:26:43] so we don't really know where the cameras be at, you know?

[01:26:46] And so he did, he, he, he killed not knowing

[01:26:49] where the cameras might be at.

[01:26:57] It's really zero, just genuinely zero point

[01:26:59] of doing these tasks.

[01:27:00] I'm not going to get anywhere near her, bro.

[01:27:14] Come on.

[01:27:15] Let's clutch up again.

[01:27:19] That's Sina.

[01:27:20] She's doing a task.

[01:27:25] Blue, Riley.

[01:27:28] Riley's pretending like he did that task.

[01:27:30] Yeah

[01:27:40] I'm gonna stay on the whole time he's gonna keep calling it because everyone do their tasks

[01:27:45] But they're better, okay, then I'm gonna stay on you the whole time. You're doing it

[01:27:49] Let me tell you why Lacey is it I'm gonna stay on the whole game. I'm gonna ruin his whole

[01:27:54] Impostor fucking plan every time I'm gonna stay on him. I promise you

[01:28:00] Trust me, one plus you can die.

[01:28:02] I have a memory of Lacey.

[01:28:04] Okay, last round, when Agent said sketch killed on cams,

[01:28:09] everybody jumped on sketch, but Lacey said,

[01:28:11] wait, where was the body?

[01:28:12] I remember.

[01:28:13] I'm gonna be honest, this whole lobby

[01:28:14] is just whoever's loudest gets to the base right now.

[01:28:16] Okay, so I'm gonna die.

[01:28:17] That's my fault.

[01:28:18] Hey, I would like to say,

[01:28:19] I've seen Riley doing absolutely nothing multiple times.

[01:28:22] I've seen him fake the task that Cynic did.

[01:28:25] Right, right, I've seen Riley pump fake the task.

[01:28:27] I've seen Riley pump fake the task.

[01:28:29] You guys are in trouble.

[01:28:30] Read the room.

[01:28:31] Thank you, Joe.

[01:28:32] Thank you.

[01:28:33] I was with Joe and Jim.

[01:28:34] He felt like out the round, bro.

[01:28:35] I'm just saying, I saw Senna pull up and do a task.

[01:28:36] I saw you pull up and not do that task, bro.

[01:28:37] Okay, but not everyone has the same task, bro.

[01:28:38] But you hovered, you hovered right in front of me.

[01:28:39] You hovered right in front of me.

[01:28:40] Okay?

[01:28:41] Bro, listen, I obviously have wireless, but like, I, bro.

[01:28:42] Yo, listen, let's confirm who it's not because a lot of us have seen it.

[01:28:43] I know it's not Joe.

[01:28:44] It's not Joe.

[01:28:45] It's not Joe.

[01:28:46] It's not Joe.

[01:28:47] It's not Joe.

[01:28:48] It's not Joe.

[01:28:49] It's not Joe.

[01:28:50] It's not Joe.

[01:28:51] Bro, yo listen, let's confirm who it's not because a lot of us

[01:29:07] It was one trillipa not

[01:29:21] What the fuck am I pushing that right?

[01:29:23] What if it's me?

[01:29:27] Wait, watch, am I right?

[01:29:28] Oh my god, am I right?

[01:29:29] Hold on.

[01:29:30] Oh.

[01:29:31] Oh.

[01:29:32] Oh no.

[01:29:33] Huh?

[01:29:34] Follow him.

[01:29:38] I'm not gonna watch that.

[01:29:39] It takes way too long to do somebody's cat.

[01:29:41] Hold on now, Riley went left to green, right?

[01:29:46] What?

[01:29:47] Let me try and catch up to him real quick.

[01:29:49] Let's see if I can catch him in the act.

[01:29:54] You would've killed me right there if you,

[01:29:55] yo, Jess, did you even a five gift this subs?

[01:29:59] Appreciate it.

[01:30:00] W. Jess in the chat.

[01:30:08] Thanks, Jess.

[01:30:15] Crush, save it or resell it.

[01:30:16] We'll go back to the agency.

[01:30:19] Great, great, great, just venue.

[01:30:26] Great venue, who's great?

[01:30:30] Who's great?

[01:30:34] I saw someone die in the hospital.

[01:30:37] It's not a murder show.

[01:30:39] It's not a murder show.

[01:30:41] It's not a murder show.

[01:30:43] It's not a murder show.

[01:30:45] It's not right to defend him.

[01:30:47] Bobby Defend himself.

[01:30:49] Hey, on my A, I've seen any Lacey Vance.

[01:30:52] I've seen any Lacey Vance.

[01:30:54] Let Bobby Defend himself.

[01:30:56] Let Bobby Defend himself.

[01:30:58] I was really doing that from Bobby later.

[01:31:00] Bro, like, what?

[01:31:01] What?

[01:31:02] Bro, I can't fucking show what's up with my hands when I saw him in Vance.

[01:31:05] Bro, bro, I'm like 80% sure I've seen Lacey Vance.

[01:31:10] I'm 80% sure.

[01:31:12] I'm on cams.

[01:31:14] Well, I was on cams and Bobby vented Senna saw me on the cam

[01:31:20] Wait

[01:31:22] Yeah, agent your own it's Bobby he vented on the cameras wait. Oh, no, I see somebody bit on the right side though

[01:31:29] Bobby it was Bobby. It was Bobby. Okay, so Riley's clear agent clear

[01:31:33] Why?

[01:31:43] Joe we know we know one person one impossible thousand percent sketch. I'll tell you that right now. I'm telling you

[01:31:54] Hold on right

[01:32:03] Listen, you're having...

[01:32:05] Dude, we need to go to the bigger map because it's too hard for the imposter-

[01:32:07] You're fucking shitting me!

[01:32:09] You're fucking shitting me, Bobby!

[01:32:11] You're gonna fucking go around it and not kill anybody!

[01:32:15] Oh my god!

[01:32:16] If you nearly did anything-

[01:32:17] We are gonna double kill you!

[01:32:18] Didn't you kill anyone?

[01:32:20] We can win you, Alcors, for trying to make-

[01:32:22] I killed Alcors, you see?

[01:32:24] Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know.

[01:32:26] Everyone's together, they're bound to see.

[01:32:28] No!

[01:32:29] I'm sorry!

[01:32:30] I'm sorry!

[01:32:30] I'm fine!

[01:32:31] No!

[01:32:32] Watch this word, like-

[01:32:33] No, I am doing cams

[01:32:58] No, no, you can

[01:33:00] I'm gonna go pass but yeah sketch go to the security room even the vote of the TV if you go there you can click and see cans

[01:33:08] RL LXG you'll see a red

[01:33:11] Camera like you killed in front of a red camera. That's if it's red. I mean somebody's on it

[01:33:17] Okay, that's a lot holy shit

[01:33:22] So what what um, yeah, go that code don't work. Oh, yeah

[01:33:30] three cases

[01:33:32] it's an edge of a section

[01:33:34] can it right here?

[01:33:36] where is it going at?

[01:33:38] I got it

[01:33:40] settings

[01:33:42] I'm going to debunk this

[01:33:44] bro I didn't know you could see on cameras

[01:33:46] if I don't get impostered nigga

[01:33:48] I am

[01:33:50] I'm not going to start reacting bro

[01:33:52] I need this impostered my nigga

[01:33:54] I'm tired of being a crewmate

[01:33:56] I don't want to be a crewmate no more

[01:33:58] Damn five no right now snitching these

[01:34:04] He's actually playing it the right way I think

[01:34:07] Realistically if you're an imposter you just get to double kills and you probably

[01:34:11] Like if you just just cuz they're gonna

[01:34:14] Somebody I feel like I feel like it'll be better if there was no cool down on the kills and we went back to that same

[01:34:19] That's a little no cool down

[01:34:28] No one in posture no cool down. You can just slaughter everybody

[01:34:35] Are you sped? No

[01:34:40] Nice

[01:34:42] No, no, I said I'm uh, I wasn't a regular class. I was on the long bus. You know, I don't think so guarantee

[01:34:58] I ain't even gonna bust like directly to the crime.

[01:35:00] I ain't gonna...

[01:35:01] No, what is that?

[01:35:03] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:35:06] I'm gonna put you on the spot.

[01:35:09] Get in, get in, get in.

[01:35:11] I'm gonna put you on the spot.

[01:35:13] Hey, I'm not gonna get you to the ground.

[01:35:15] Wait, is that not normal?

[01:35:16] Oh, fine.

[01:35:17] Yeah, they didn't trust you to walk down the line.

[01:35:19] Run!

[01:35:20] I'm waiting for you.

[01:35:21] I'm dead.

[01:35:22] Get the code.

[01:35:23] Oh, my God.

[01:35:25] Wait, I know, but people are chatting in there.

[01:35:27] in there oh man your bus your bus didn't trust you to walk down the block

[01:35:32] wait where's the clothes two buses one bus picked up people on the block on one

[01:35:36] bus pick me up yeah oh my god bro that's hilarious

[01:35:41] You don't you don't want to do yourself.

[01:35:43] I don't know how big my legs is.

[01:35:45] You're going to find the game.

[01:35:47] You're not going to find the game.

[01:35:49] Is that what we do on the game?

[01:35:51] I don't know what I'm saying.

[01:35:53] I know I'm looking.

[01:35:55] It's the one that starts with uh...

[01:35:57] Oh my god.

[01:35:59] Bro, is it G?

[01:36:01] G-R-A-L-L-G.

[01:36:03] Generally, bro.

[01:36:05] Generally, bro.

[01:36:07] Come on, let's play.

[01:36:09] Yo, Ron, they're asking if you're uh, never mind, I spoke to them.

[01:36:15] Yes, that's the answer.

[01:36:18] I'm gonna, this is my last one, I'm sick to my fucking stomach.

[01:36:26] I'm a goddamn crewmate, just through and through man.

[01:36:30] I didn't notice, man.

[01:36:31] Oh, I did play this map a couple of times.

[01:36:36] This map's a little tricky.

[01:36:38] hmm hmm it's a big-ass map though real fat ass big ass

[01:36:55] I wouldn't even know where to go for the emergencies man oh boy

[01:37:02] I'm gonna make some colors and you do that are clear for this one. Okay. Um, like when

[01:37:13] he's decent, uh, decent, right? Um, pink, pink, pink, brown, no, no, no, no, no, I was

[01:37:22] following state because I do not know what to do and I'm trying to find the button.

[01:37:28] I'm trying to find the bottom.

[01:37:30] Okay, so I'm just giving you the money.

[01:37:32] God, man.

[01:37:32] I trust it.

[01:37:33] All right, hold on, hold on.

[01:37:35] The thing is, there's two imposters,

[01:37:38] so like you can't really clear anybody.

[01:37:39] I think he means the body.

[01:37:41] Why are you being so defensive?

[01:37:43] I don't know.

[01:37:44] You keep being mad.

[01:37:45] Oh my God!

[01:37:46] I don't want to see you do things weird.

[01:37:49] I think you have to be weird.

[01:37:51] Senna, go ahead.

[01:37:52] Listen, I'm the one who found the body.

[01:37:54] When I went over into the area,

[01:37:56] which is over in the laboratory,

[01:37:58] The only two people who were up there is Lacey's dumb ass and Ron's dumb ass.

[01:38:05] And Lacey-

[01:38:06] He said he was gonna take every breath.

[01:38:07] Ron!

[01:38:08] I can't even talk!

[01:38:09] I can't even talk!

[01:38:10] I can't even talk!

[01:38:11] Lacey did it.

[01:38:12] He was doing tasks.

[01:38:13] Lacey walked over there.

[01:38:14] He did not look like he was doing tasks.

[01:38:15] He followed me for a second.

[01:38:16] I'm not alright.

[01:38:17] I never played this map.

[01:38:18] I'm just running around right now.

[01:38:19] I didn't even check.

[01:38:20] Also-

[01:38:21] I'm not even talking.

[01:38:22] What do you want me to add to this conversation?

[01:38:23] It was like-

[01:38:24] Wait, wait.

[01:38:25] Wait, wait.

[01:38:26] I didn't do anything.

[01:38:27] You didn't do anything that touched your own computer.

[01:38:28] We didn't, it doesn't make sense.

[01:38:30] We're putting it up more.

[01:38:31] If I let you do the thing, let you do the work.

[01:38:33] Yes, but if I came up and I came in there,

[01:38:35] that means you're a silencer.

[01:38:36] I'm not going to learn the math.

[01:38:37] It's going to be a pile of wood.

[01:38:38] What?

[01:38:39] I'm going to be here.

[01:38:40] Stay here when you walk in.

[01:38:41] I'll be in the middle of it.

[01:38:42] I can't.

[01:38:43] I can't.

[01:38:43] OK.

[01:38:44] We'll keep us just on Lisa's lawn

[01:38:46] because they're going to be on another page.

[01:38:48] Why is it only the phone of me?

[01:38:50] I don't know.

[01:38:51] I don't know.

[01:38:52] I don't know.

[01:38:53] I've got to feel it.

[01:38:54] I don't know what's going on.

[01:38:55] Like three times in a row. Come on

[01:38:58] It's a casino

[01:39:01] Like I see is trying to clear sketch and the niggas are defending themselves like I mean this what the fuck is this activity?

[01:39:11] Oh little floppy disk task am I right or what?

[01:39:17] How am I gonna hear check

[01:39:25] what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell

[01:39:42] what the hell now what is it there's okay okay I must have something okay when

[01:39:54] the lights about to go down okay um I'm an admin and agent goes into decontamina

[01:40:01] which is the laboratory right but then I go I still admin it when I go down and

[01:40:07] I can get any permission agent never goes there so you I would say there's not

[01:40:11] enough proof for me or excuse me to clear the last time.

[01:40:16] Shut up, sketch!

[01:40:18] You're doing this makes me feel bad.

[01:40:21] I think that's you see me because he's trying to protect me for a fucking reason.

[01:40:26] Leave it at Casino! Leave it at Casino!

[01:40:29] You wanna hit three times?

[01:40:30] I don't know the map so I just open the door and I'm following.

[01:40:34] I'm not gonna lie, I don't even know how to do half these tasks.

[01:40:37] Yeah bro!

[01:40:38] I

[01:41:08] I don't want to clear anybody. I was about to report the body. I walked up. I kept getting lost trying to go to the fucking fixed lights and I was walking into dead-end buildings and then I turned around. I saw Jinxie. Jinxie was behind me as we were walking up. And as I passed the body, it got reported. I didn't even see XUC on the body though.

[01:41:27] in a dead end buildings.

[01:41:29] And then I turned around, I saw Jinxie.

[01:41:30] Jinxie was behind me as we were walking up.

[01:41:33] And as I passed the body, it got reported.

[01:41:36] I didn't even see XUC on the body, though.

[01:41:38] It was so dark.

[01:41:39] Well, then I see.

[01:41:40] I stand.

[01:41:40] You told me.

[01:41:41] I stand.

[01:41:41] I reported it.

[01:41:42] I don't think you did.

[01:41:43] Yeah, but I stand.

[01:41:44] I think the self-report.

[01:41:45] I think the self-report.

[01:41:46] I swear, because he's defending me for no reason.

[01:41:49] You know what he's trying to do?

[01:41:50] You're so fucking gone.

[01:41:52] I think it's XUC.

[01:41:54] I saw you had to sign.

[01:41:56] I swear, because he's starting bossing it.

[01:42:01] They'll come up with this.

[01:42:02] I'm all in it.

[01:42:03] Three times in a row?

[01:42:04] Three times in a row?

[01:42:05] I'm gonna buy a lottery ticket.

[01:42:06] He's starting bossing.

[01:42:07] I'm gonna buy a lottery ticket.

[01:42:08] Oh my God.

[01:42:09] He got bailed out.

[01:42:10] I didn't vote at all.

[01:42:11] I didn't vote at all.

[01:42:12] I literally didn't even vote.

[01:42:13] You can't half clear your salad spirit.

[01:42:14] Come on.

[01:42:15] I know.

[01:42:16] Oh, I forgot to apply my foot cream.

[01:42:17] I don't know.

[01:42:18] I don't know.

[01:42:19] I don't know.

[01:42:20] I don't know.

[01:42:21] I don't know.

[01:42:22] I don't know.

[01:42:23] I don't know.

[01:42:24] I'm about to put cream.

[01:42:28] Uh...

[01:42:35] How do you... I don't know where to fuck. I'm going, gang.

[01:42:41] I see the lights.

[01:42:43] I got the money. Money in a cot.

[01:42:46] I don't trust him.

[01:42:48] Money and a cause cause and a huh I suppose I just want to be I just want to be success

[01:43:01] I just want to be I just want to be success I got the money money and a cause and I haven't

[01:43:16] song in centuries you know today would be a good day to hear it all right we're

[01:43:28] inside the dorm rooms

[01:43:33] okay telescope

[01:43:41] what am I looking for

[01:43:46] I'm not going to be.

[01:43:52] My first time doing a lot of these

[01:43:57] tail.

[01:43:58] Oh, it's not.

[01:43:59] I'm not.

[01:44:00] Excuse your report.

[01:44:01] Ron was running around.

[01:44:02] I'm camping button.

[01:44:03] I'm camping button.

[01:44:04] Ron was running around.

[01:44:05] Ron was running around.

[01:44:06] I'm going to go to the map.

[01:44:07] I think I think the excuse here, Ron.

[01:44:10] I still think the excuse here, Ron.

[01:44:12] Yes, yes, yes.

[01:44:13] This makes me look bad and it could be me.

[01:44:14] If you guys vote again, we're on 7, we can vote but listen to me very carefully.

[01:44:19] This body died quite one second ago.

[01:44:23] So it can be some reports, keep that in mind, right?

[01:44:24] I think it's XQC!

[01:44:25] I think it's XQC!

[01:44:26] I think it's XQC!

[01:44:27] No, he's talking too much!

[01:44:28] No, he's talking!

[01:44:29] Out of his eyes, on the ad in board.

[01:44:31] What are you doing?

[01:44:32] XQC!

[01:44:33] You said how to vote!

[01:44:34] No!

[01:44:35] I didn't say what you said!

[01:44:36] It's XQC!

[01:44:37] I didn't say what you said!

[01:44:38] We can't even talk about it!

[01:44:39] I got to mute a lot of you!

[01:44:41] I think it's XQC!

[01:44:42] I think it's XQC because I was with you guys right before you and Lacey went into decontamination.

[01:44:50] And then as I went into decontamination and I was about to come out and stumble upon the

[01:44:54] body, you reported it.

[01:44:56] Okay.

[01:44:57] Okay.

[01:44:58] That's right in there.

[01:44:59] It was, it was brown at the top of me, uh, you Lacey in there, right?

[01:45:02] Ron was at the top too.

[01:45:04] Ron was at the top.

[01:45:05] Why are you saying brown?

[01:45:06] I saw Ron on the top of the map too.

[01:45:08] I think XQC, I think XQC and Ron, I think XQC is bad.

[01:45:12] It's not wrong, but I know but what you're saying brown was at top. I was watching Ron run across

[01:45:20] Were there other people near you like was there anybody else?

[01:45:28] On seven you can vote you can still in the game. It's not me

[01:45:34] Excuse me, okay, it's fine. I'm fucking the crew mates guys. I'm pregnant voted out

[01:45:38] You guys can still in the game. You want it yet?

[01:45:42] and vote somebody out and take a guess.

[01:45:44] Yeah, dude.

[01:45:45] I'm looking for Skippen.

[01:45:46] I'm looking for Skippen.

[01:45:48] I'm Skippen.

[01:45:48] What do you think?

[01:45:49] Bro, stop skipping!

[01:45:50] What do we do now?

[01:45:51] What do we do now?

[01:45:52] You will literally be so fucking pissed.

[01:45:54] We waste a vote for that.

[01:45:55] You should vote on Skippen.

[01:45:56] Bro, y'all wasted y'all y'all Skipp last time.

[01:45:59] And he went out and killed somebody.

[01:46:00] Guys, on six, you have to.

[01:46:02] You're gonna lose.

[01:46:03] Double kill, you're gonna lose the game.

[01:46:05] Double kill, double kill, double kill.

[01:46:07] I don't know what that means.

[01:46:09] He might be right about that.

[01:46:13] This map is tricky. Damn, you can't go out this way.

[01:46:17] Oh, it's wrong. Look at that.

[01:46:21] It's wrong, bro.

[01:46:35] What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened?

[01:46:37] I was taking the words of ex-QC because he said to that we have to vote somebody out here because if there are two imposters left

[01:46:46] Yeah, and I would like to say Ron was camping the door to see if you guys know anybody just saying

[01:46:58] Joe Bort your smart player why you can't be in the button?

[01:47:02] Because that's exactly what

[01:47:07] That's the camp the button because if you're imposters they can double kill when they need to hit the button.

[01:47:12] I'm camping the button. Hit me fucking camp the button.

[01:47:15] I have a third impostering the fuck out of this game so hard right now.

[01:47:20] That's not a mistake.

[01:47:22] I think it's Joe. I think it's Joe. Joe was camping there with you.

[01:47:26] It was three of us. No he wasn't. He left.

[01:47:30] He went to lights.

[01:47:31] He left because I came to...

[01:47:33] When the button was pressed it was me, agent and sketch.

[01:47:36] Yes, Ron was outside, so I came back in.

[01:47:39] Ron was camping the door, bro,

[01:47:41] and there's a couple niggas that already said

[01:47:42] this is bitched around.

[01:47:43] Send them to the home.

[01:47:44] I already do agree, I do agree with Ron.

[01:47:47] And then Joe, here we are, someone needs to watch Joe.

[01:47:51] See?

[01:47:52] If you were on the, if Joe's too smart,

[01:47:53] he's the agent, so shouldn't we vote agent

[01:47:56] because if we're on, you see it's agent.

[01:47:58] If Joe was the imposter, he would have

[01:47:59] been willing to kill someone.

[01:48:01] It's not safe.

[01:48:02] I mean, that's what I mean, like in the room,

[01:48:04] in the room.

[01:48:04] Bro, I think it's agent.

[01:48:06] I think it's Agent 2.

[01:48:07] I think it's Agent 2 because I excuse you,

[01:48:09] he said it's Agent and if we were wrong about him,

[01:48:10] it's probably Agent 2.

[01:48:11] I excuse you, he said it's so it's true.

[01:48:13] Nicky, he's yapping, bro.

[01:48:15] And Nicky's yapping the whole time.

[01:48:16] No, we have to get Agent next.

[01:48:18] We have to get Agent next.

[01:48:19] It's not me, it's not me, it's where.

[01:48:21] Everybody watch Agent.

[01:48:22] Everybody watch Agent.

[01:48:23] I'm like, I'm bullshitting a little bit,

[01:48:25] but this Nicky sketch is really bullshitting, bro.

[01:48:27] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[01:48:28] Hey, Nicky sketching bullshitting crazy.

[01:48:31] Hey, I feel like, I feel like he's dead ass,

[01:48:34] He won't stop muddying the cars gang. He's just yapping, bro

[01:48:40] He is yapping like shits. I don't know where my tasks are neither, bro. I don't really care if I get voted out. I

[01:48:50] Lost a look he's following me too

[01:48:54] Who is that he's not gonna kill me or he's like spying on me one or two I

[01:48:58] I think it is well I was wrong about learning at least it could have been one and excuse

[01:49:05] you otherwise you would have won their sketch go is it coming I'm not gonna lie I just

[01:49:16] What do you mean because I'm fucking scared?

[01:49:17] I don't know.

[01:49:21] I don't think there's, I'm confident that there is one.

[01:49:28] If there were still two people, they would have killed one person in one.

[01:49:31] So it's not.

[01:49:32] There's no way, bro, there's no way at stake because he went to lights with me.

[01:49:35] There's no way.

[01:49:36] I would say it's probably not stake me there because he has a button.

[01:49:39] Yeah, he was on the way up and wrote to me.

[01:49:41] He could have killed me if he wanted to.

[01:49:43] I don't think it's sketch because he was looking at the cameras at the start with me when someone died, but it could be

[01:49:48] No, but sketch hit the button those states

[01:49:51] Six though through so in my mind, it's not me. You were steak because me

[01:50:01] I think it was agent agent what were you doing as your test?

[01:50:06] Well, it has I was watching you you look like you were you weren't watching me you only you only

[01:50:11] You weren't watching me steak was watching me. You saw me at the very end

[01:50:17] State was watching me you weren't watching me to the very end. I walked past you. It's wrong saying that why's Ron saying that?

[01:50:23] Why is it?

[01:50:24] What was not like sketch?

[01:50:27] Your imposter or you're the third-impost money one of the two is having a bro. You're either the imposter or your third-impost bro

[01:50:34] I didn't know there was three. So first off. It's not me. So if you're saying there's three

[01:50:38] I'm guessing you because I didn't know there was three

[01:50:40] Thanks for doing that

[01:50:42] Why did no one take the clue there was three?

[01:50:44] Why did no one take the clue there was three?

[01:50:46] I'm an agent! I'm an agent!

[01:50:48] I'm an agent! I'm an agent!

[01:50:50] We're talking to a wall right now

[01:50:52] We're talking to a wall right now

[01:50:54] We're talking to a wall right now

[01:50:56] He says that you're, like, changing sides because you're an agent

[01:51:00] I'm not throwing

[01:51:02] I'm not throwing

[01:51:03] Let me say something

[01:51:04] I don't think it's sketch because he kind of sucks to this game

[01:51:06] Thank you! It's agent! Agent is playing like a fiddle!

[01:51:10] I'm dead, but I have to step in for a sec. Yo, sketch, they're not saying this re-imposted.

[01:51:16] They're saying you're so bad they think you're the third of them.

[01:51:18] Okay, Bulbas.

[01:51:20] What do I do?

[01:51:22] I think it's agent. I think it's agent.

[01:51:24] I think it's agent. I think I think I'm with you, Joe.

[01:51:26] Oh my god.

[01:51:28] Okay, fine. Thank you.

[01:51:30] Oh man, oh.

[01:51:32] I don't even care to say it myself, bro.

[01:51:34] me the fucking brother fucker call a fucking meeting call a fucking meeting

[01:51:37] he didn't fucking get out of me right no I went with stick to lights okay it's

[01:51:43] not me then it's not it's not me bro sketch is the worst among his

[01:51:46] player of all time no you know what it is you know what it is sketch won't

[01:52:03] shut the fuck up so we can't actually have any conversations sketch who's it

[01:52:08] Riley sketch won't shut the fuck up bro so it's

[01:52:11] impossible to get a word off it's Riley it's right I swear to God I was spamming

[01:52:16] the report button I was clicking it wait wait wait so I thought it was sketches

[01:52:29] I know it's not me it's between Wiley and steak

[01:52:34] We all know that

[01:52:37] I couldn't have killed the A.C.A.

[01:52:41] First if you want

[01:52:43] No did not suspect me I was cleared

[01:52:46] Nobody has suspected me this whole time

[01:52:48] Because I've been

[01:52:49] We talked too much

[01:52:51] God, fucking dead

[01:52:53] Did you just fucking vote already bro?

[01:52:56] Are you fucking kidding me?

[01:52:58] Are you fucking kidding me?

[01:53:00] What the fuck are you fucking doing here?

[01:53:02] What the fuck are you doing here?

[01:53:04] What the fuck are you fucking doing here?

[01:53:06] Kill him or die again!

[01:53:08] I'm killing him!

[01:53:10] I'm killing him sketch, don't worry!

[01:53:12] Sketch!

[01:53:14] Sketch!

[01:53:16] You're the worst of all time!

[01:53:18] You're the worst of all time!

[01:53:20] Sketch!

[01:53:22] Sketch!

[01:53:24] The worst of all time, bro!

[01:53:26] The worst of all time.

[01:53:27] The worst of all time.

[01:53:28] And that was right on my part.

[01:53:29] Let's go.

[01:53:30] No.

[01:53:31] Then the imposters.

[01:53:32] Yeah.

[01:53:33] So.

[01:53:34] Had more kills and both imposters combined it.

[01:53:35] The only one.

[01:53:36] The only time tonight the imposters at one is sketched, basically murdered three critics

[01:53:42] with their decision-making.

[01:53:44] Sketch.

[01:53:45] What are you doing?

[01:53:46] Okay.

[01:53:47] I will take the Bobby route and I will not talk.

[01:53:50] I will not talk.

[01:53:52] It's not working, but I'm trying to clear myself.

[01:53:55] Wow.

[01:53:57] Oh, I thought it was you, though.

[01:53:59] Riley, bro. Riley, you're almost home.

[01:54:01] Alright, Tech. And this next one, I'm going to get a blaster.

[01:54:03] You over-explained it. You gotta think about it.

[01:54:05] I'm just going to close that.

[01:54:07] You gotta think about it.

[01:54:09] You gotta think about it.

[01:54:11] Sketch, you said this day, you lead your case.

[01:54:13] You start fleeting his case, and then you said

[01:54:15] you talked too much and voted.

[01:54:17] You're over.

[01:54:19] You're over.

[01:54:21] You're over.

[01:54:23] I'm going green hats please give me it please

[01:54:47] Don't I deserve a chance bro

[01:54:53] I'm just going to be mad suspicious bro, rather than being mad suspicious too.

[01:55:16] someone. You're right. I feel an imposter. I'm gonna look like a fucking idiot. No chance

[01:55:29] though. I'll be unlikely. Let's talk. Hold on. Hold on before everybody starts yelling.

[01:55:38] where was he where was he where was the X

[01:55:43] hold it my god sorry I'm so this is

[01:55:48] makes me so anxious the reason why I'm

[01:55:53] I'm I'm I'm is because one it's been a

[01:55:57] long round long round the plus step

[01:56:03] is moving like a bitch ass okay over

[01:56:07] events. And right. You really did. I did it. You saw me back. You know, you know how to play this game and there's no way you think that I'm the imposter for following you around. Okay, I don't be able to do it. If you're imposter, you would have backed straight the cameras. You didn't. So I would do it.

[01:56:24] I'm going to soft clear Jinxie, yeah, yeah, I can soft.

[01:56:35] I was, I was, I was, how can you, how can you clear, I was hovering button, I was, why

[01:56:41] why they see clear, how can you clear him?

[01:56:43] I can tell Jinxie was moving, he was running around and he, he did, he's like me.

[01:56:48] He doesn't know where the tasks are on this map and he's like running into corners

[01:56:51] trying to use the light when you're the crewmate to try to find if you have a task in the woods.

[01:56:55] That's better. Be quiet. Sit down.

[01:56:56] Okay. What?

[01:56:58] No, I actually, well, I was going to say that I thought-

[01:57:01] You can't talk to us like that.

[01:57:03] Right?

[01:57:03] Yeah, Q.

[01:57:04] Guys, come on.

[01:57:05] Okay. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry, Matt. I'm sorry.

[01:57:08] Where is the body?

[01:57:09] Where is the body?

[01:57:10] Stop.

[01:57:10] Max, what you said about venting-

[01:57:13] Hey, dude, sketch is not-

[01:57:14] He's not even going to fucking know how to vent.

[01:57:16] Okay.

[01:57:16] I'm just going to get the pergip out.

[01:57:18] Sit over here.

[01:57:19] Be honest. Did you vent?

[01:57:21] Did I do?

[01:57:22] Are you all talking to me?

[01:57:24] Yes, that's fine.

[01:57:25] Wait, yeah, do you have the engineer role?

[01:57:27] I don't know what the fucking thing is.

[01:57:29] That's Bob is not Bob.

[01:57:30] You have the engineer role?

[01:57:31] Do you see the vents like on?

[01:57:32] It's your name read.

[01:57:33] That's just a name.

[01:57:34] No, I'm not engineer.

[01:57:35] I'm not imposter.

[01:57:37] And I'm not whatever.

[01:57:40] Agents what?

[01:57:40] What?

[01:57:41] Because I want to be an imposter.

[01:57:43] I think I'm tired of being a crewmate.

[01:57:44] Let's just skip, guys.

[01:57:45] I'm not going to stop talking,

[01:57:46] because all you have to do is accuse me.

[01:57:48] I'm not going to skip, bro.

[01:57:49] You just like start randomly accusing yourself and then vote people out.

[01:57:53] It's like, I don't know what it is.

[01:57:55] You vote on your team.

[01:57:56] Who voted me?

[01:57:57] Who voted me?

[01:57:58] You're just a bunch of bastards.

[01:58:00] You're getting up self-voting.

[01:58:02] All the interest is all in the people behind the line.

[01:58:04] Good luck.

[01:58:08] Who do I follow around?

[01:58:09] Joe Bart maybe this time?

[01:58:12] If you're trying to hit me with a cross over,

[01:58:14] look, he thinks he's Julio Jones.

[01:58:15] Watch this.

[01:58:16] If you're Julio Jones, nigga, I'm champ Bailey!

[01:58:32] We look awfully suspicious.

[01:59:16] the body. The body. The body.

[01:59:22] All right. I'm about to just

[01:59:23] vote X. Okay. The body was dead

[01:59:25] on the med base. It was Ron.

[01:59:27] Ron was on med base. Can somebody

[01:59:29] murdered? Where's that on the

[01:59:30] map? North, south, east, west.

[01:59:32] I can't hear you. No. I can't

[01:59:34] go med base. Can is it's like

[01:59:37] middle upper right like middle

[01:59:39] upper right. It's just all

[01:59:41] the way up. All right. Yes.

[01:59:43] Well, I was following jokes.

[01:59:44] I was bored the whole time.

[01:59:45] I was waiting behind you guys to make sure you were doing your task the only person I saw walked by me that went lower and

[02:00:04] I could have gone past Bobby.

[02:00:06] Okay, so I have a question.

[02:00:07] So I have a question.

[02:00:08] Yes.

[02:00:09] When I came upper middle, show and agent

[02:00:11] were next to each other

[02:00:12] and then you sort of just appear.

[02:00:14] Yeah, yeah.

[02:00:15] Where were you before that?

[02:00:16] Well, I came from the side

[02:00:17] but then I was kind of up front.

[02:00:19] I've seen her in lavatory late.

[02:00:20] Well, buddy, Bobby, why is this your first time to talk?

[02:00:23] I know it's fucking,

[02:00:24] if you don't bother me.

[02:00:25] No, Bobby ran by me and went down because I was going up from the specimen room Bobby came by and then ran past me

[02:00:37] Bobby is sauce

[02:00:39] Blame me! I'm at 4 times out of 5!

[02:00:43] I'm not against Bobby being a houseboy!

[02:00:45] I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

[02:00:47] I'm not putting it till this game's fucking over!

[02:00:49] I agree with both.

[02:00:50] Guys, the killer, it was an event for a long time.

[02:00:53] I was in admin with Wiley, and the scanner says somebody was there in the event for a long time.

[02:00:58] Yes, that's true.

[02:00:59] It's somebody we haven't seen, we haven't seen the entire round.

[02:01:02] They saw me on the punch!

[02:01:04] The part of the handmade, please!

[02:01:06] Yeah, it's probably Bobby realistically, bro. It's probably Bobby

[02:01:17] Jixie what did you have guys?

[02:01:28] If you follow me, I'll show you where it is

[02:01:32] So who gets eliminated now

[02:01:36] Ah, Jesus Christ.

[02:01:38] It probably is Bobby then.

[02:02:06] He thinks he could cross the aisle.

[02:02:13] If it is him, we're around way too many people for him to try it.

[02:02:22] I don't know what you're talking about, I don't know what you're talking about, I don't know what you're talking about.

[02:02:52] It's Bobby. It's Bobby. It's Bobby.

[02:02:54] It's not me, bro. It's Bobby.

[02:02:56] I think no, Bobby. I'm sorry. That's too coincidental.

[02:02:59] Listen, I was with you the whole time.

[02:03:02] I was with you the whole time.

[02:03:03] Okay.

[02:03:04] We are lazy running the specimen.

[02:03:07] It should be a self-report.

[02:03:10] Guys, listen to me.

[02:03:12] I checked lifeline. The bug's been dead for a while.

[02:03:15] Okay? It cannot be.

[02:03:17] This one cannot be.

[02:03:18] Thank you, man.

[02:03:19] It can be sketch.

[02:03:23] It can be.

[02:03:24] It can be.

[02:03:25] Oh, it can be.

[02:03:26] What?

[02:03:27] It's fucking perfect.

[02:03:28] It's real.

[02:03:29] Oh, my god.

[02:03:30] You have to hold it in.

[02:03:31] I get a sketch every time.

[02:03:32] I'm holding it on my neck.

[02:03:33] Keep that a get.

[02:03:34] Say that again.

[02:03:35] Say that again.

[02:03:36] You said you were watching bodies, right?

[02:03:38] Like the heartbeat and shit?

[02:03:39] Yes.

[02:03:40] Yes.

[02:03:41] The body can get to a while.

[02:03:42] For a long time.

[02:03:43] How long has it been dead?

[02:03:44] There's no way.

[02:03:45] Cause I also checked vital.

[02:03:46] So you weren't there the whole time.

[02:03:47] Oh, okay.

[02:03:48] Yeah

[02:03:56] Hey

[02:04:06] And I went on vitals in the beginning and check if everyone was and then

[02:04:18] I'm camping body was an avatary like round the door where you clicked open it. I

[02:04:25] Don't know why you always sound so

[02:04:29] Excuse me, why don't you defend me on the body?

[02:04:38] Bobby are now accusing each other so it can't be both

[02:04:40] No, no, no, I don't have a clue I didn't see a body.

[02:04:44] This is probably Bobby.

[02:04:47] She's not voting for against him because she knows that people voted on him.

[02:04:51] That doesn't make any sense because I voted against Bobby the last round.

[02:04:54] So what you're saying, you're not the bunker here.

[02:04:56] You're not the bunker here.

[02:04:57] She makes it to 24-bond.

[02:04:59] It's Sina, bro.

[02:05:00] It's Sina.

[02:05:01] I'm gonna trust my god, I'm going Sina here.

[02:05:05] Fonk, I voted Bobby too early.

[02:05:08] We might have, Bobby, you good?

[02:05:09] I'm following Sina if I die it's her!

[02:05:14] I'm following Sina if I die it's her!

[02:05:17] And no one tell her this round you know it's not me!

[02:05:25] She's gonna cross me out.

[02:05:30] He's gonna be no kills this round.

[02:05:33] He's gonna be no kills this round.

[02:05:36] He's gonna be no kills this round Sina!

[02:05:39] Nah, it's gonna be a dry round.

[02:05:41] It's gonna be a really dry round.

[02:05:43] Just lounging around, giving people time to do their tasks and things of that-

[02:05:47] Nah, I'm voting her out.

[02:05:49] I sniffed it was her, but she might as well kill me because I'm gonna make sure she gets eliminated.

[02:06:03] Hey, well, I fucking knew it, man.

[02:06:05] I voted Bobby too early and other niggas is too slow

[02:06:12] Bobby could have cleared both him and sinna by just agreeing with her and

[02:06:23] At least 10 seconds and maybe more

[02:06:35] So for this, again, I don't think J.C. everybody's gonna kill this, right?

[02:06:39] I don't think Sketch, Sinai's missing the entire round.

[02:06:41] Also, also, Joe went into a decontamined and did his puzzle.

[02:06:47] Communication is one question.

[02:06:49] I didn't think this would be the body language.

[02:06:50] J.C., I saw nobody got down.

[02:06:52] Wait, J.C., I really-

[02:06:54] It wasn't Joe for sure.

[02:06:55] He cleared from, he cleared from, he was going the opposite way of communicating.

[02:06:59] I won't say that. I won't say that.

[02:07:00] I had to ask you.

[02:07:01] I didn't walk away.

[02:07:02] Can I defend myself?

[02:07:03] I think it was Riley from literally the north area in the

[02:07:13] Why are you running the game X why are you defending me and then you

[02:07:29] For us

[02:07:33] the thing. X, X, stop, stop, X. Where was the body? Because I thought you were in comms,

[02:07:39] in comms. Okay, is that like the middle? Is that like the middle, is that like the middle?

[02:07:42] Is it? Definitely not me, definitely not Joe. Definitely not Joe. Joe was running opposite

[02:07:47] way towards game. Man, appreciate the raid. Hey, Emily. Appreciate the raid. Welcome.

[02:07:56] We're watching sketch throw every single game. Right now I think sooner sketch

[02:08:00] And then some awesome Sena just killed me.

[02:08:02] I appreciate the rate, Emily.

[02:08:04] I was like far like met up with him at the very end.

[02:08:06] He was cock left.

[02:08:07] Bro.

[02:08:08] You see, what the point of coming up?

[02:08:11] Damn, I said it.

[02:08:12] I died, Sena.

[02:08:13] I died.

[02:08:14] What's the conversation we're having, bro?

[02:08:17] For the role.

[02:08:18] I guess you should move up.

[02:08:20] There's no length.

[02:08:20] That's it.

[02:08:21] Hey, why don't you grow balls.

[02:08:23] Gixi, grow balls.

[02:08:25] Vault Sena.

[02:08:26] I wasn't as I did it.

[02:08:27] I didn't see it at all.

[02:08:28] I

[02:08:52] Took out for the team right there. No, I'm not a lot. That is my last game though because they just gave sketch

[02:08:56] If sketch is imposter, that means they gave them to get imposter five out of six games,

[02:09:02] bro.

[02:09:03] I'm tired of being a crewmate game.

[02:09:05] It's to a point.

[02:09:08] Good.

[02:09:09] Eliminate sketch.

[02:09:10] Okay.

[02:09:11] So we obviously have one imposter out.

[02:09:15] Yeah.

[02:09:16] Yes.

[02:09:17] There's no way it's two.

[02:09:18] They would have called a meltdown.

[02:09:19] Yes, exactly.

[02:09:20] Exactly.

[02:09:21] So we got at least one.

[02:09:22] I can clear Joe.

[02:09:23] I can clear Joe on not killing one person.

[02:09:25] Okay, I will say this, I will say this, if it's Joe, he's playing it really well.

[02:09:31] I think he's kind of clutching out the button.

[02:09:37] It's not Jamesy, and I'm not trusting Sketch is clear.

[02:09:40] So for me, it could be Joe or XQC.

[02:09:43] All of us just said we know there's not two imposters.

[02:09:46] I 100% agree.

[02:09:47] I've been with Riley every second of the last three rounds.

[02:09:50] So obviously it's not me and Riley that doesn't even make sense.

[02:09:53] I think it's a go or a step.

[02:09:58] I have an idea.

[02:10:01] Is Joe or sketch?

[02:10:02] That's good analysis, Jixi.

[02:10:03] I appreciate it.

[02:10:04] Here me out.

[02:10:05] Jixi, here me out.

[02:10:06] If it was sketch, we would have gotten five.

[02:10:08] If it was sketch, we would have gotten five.

[02:10:11] Joe taught.

[02:10:12] My idea is, oh, I don't want to play this game.

[02:10:17] I think it's XQC or Joe.

[02:10:19] Jixi, it's XQC.

[02:10:20] It's either XQC, Joe's clear.

[02:10:23] After that, I don't know.

[02:10:24] Bro, I would vote sketch out just to stop him

[02:10:27] from talking over everybody.

[02:10:29] I just vote, we see Joe and we win.

[02:10:31] So I learned to roll by Joe, I don't care.

[02:10:33] We'll do this, we'll do it, we'll do it, we'll do it.

[02:10:35] You're probably a fucking Joe, I'm a fucking Joe too.

[02:10:38] Because what the fuck do you mean you're gonna vote me?

[02:10:40] I'm the only guy it physically could not be.

[02:10:43] The other excuse here, Joe.

[02:10:45] 100% yeah.

[02:10:46] Riley's one, I don't know.

[02:10:47] Okay, okay, okay, Riley, if you do call on the nominator,

[02:10:51] It cannot be me, but it's all good.

[02:10:52] I will get my invulnerability.

[02:10:54] I just want to say this, but everybody started barking again.

[02:10:56] Yo, I want to quote Joe first, though.

[02:10:58] Mute, mute.

[02:11:02] And let's see Sketch cook up.

[02:11:03] Let's see Sketch cook up.

[02:11:04] Let's see Sketch cook up.

[02:11:06] Come on, Sketch.

[02:11:07] Everybody's just hovering over that emergency button.

[02:11:09] They not letting you move, Engo.

[02:11:11] Oh, those are all ghosts.

[02:11:13] Wait.

[02:11:15] He's going to call it.

[02:11:17] And he's going to point the finger and try and get a vote.

[02:11:19] He's too afraid to kill.

[02:11:22] He's not doing his tasks.

[02:11:25] GCC saw him live in the red.

[02:11:27] GCC saw him make a 4K.

[02:11:28] In 4K, in 4K, in 4K, in 4K!

[02:11:31] In 4K!

[02:11:32] I'm trying to take it to your ass.

[02:11:34] Oh my God.

[02:11:35] Okay, okay.

[02:11:37] Have a, please don't throw a joke.

[02:11:38] Please don't throw a joke.

[02:11:39] Please.

[02:11:39] Give me the floor.

[02:11:40] Give me the floor sketch.

[02:11:41] No, no.

[02:11:42] I don't want to do it, GCC.

[02:11:45] I saw you do it, GCC.

[02:11:47] You know I was hovering button,

[02:11:48] So he's fucking, you came in there and killed.

[02:11:50] Oh really?

[02:11:51] Okay, okay, thank you.

[02:11:52] I suggest everyone mute Sketch and then unmute him

[02:11:54] after I'm done.

[02:11:54] That's completely fair.

[02:11:55] Just give me 20, I-

[02:11:57] It's just-

[02:11:57] Please come, please come, please come, please come.

[02:12:00] Please come.

[02:12:00] Riley every round for three fucking rounds continuously.

[02:12:04] The lights get cut.

[02:12:05] I'm not with Riley.

[02:12:07] I come back to the meeting table

[02:12:09] where the board is to call the meeting.

[02:12:10] Sketch, because he's terrible at the game,

[02:12:13] rips Riley's head off his shoulders

[02:12:15] as I'm coming up to the button.

[02:12:16] I see it in spam report.

[02:12:18] and outskip his only other option is to say I kill.

[02:12:21] No, that's 200 IQ, that's 200 IQ by you.

[02:12:23] That's 200 IQ by you.

[02:12:25] Bro, just trust him.

[02:12:26] Please don't throw it.

[02:12:28] Joe, do not throw.

[02:12:30] I made it this forward, I got four out of five.

[02:12:32] Congrats.

[02:12:33] Guys, I got a little bit.

[02:12:34] We lose on tasks if we don't make a back call here,

[02:12:37] so I think we need to give up.

[02:12:38] Joe, since we know for a fact,

[02:12:40] because I mean you, I think we have to skip,

[02:12:43] but I could be alive.

[02:12:44] But I, like,

[02:12:45] We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose! I don't know how to do the task!

[02:12:50] I don't know how to do the task!

[02:12:52] Listen, listen, listen.

[02:12:54] When the round started, I was alone with Riley and Jinxie in the task room.

[02:13:00] I then left when the lights caught. Stalks, juicy, turn them on, body was reported.

[02:13:05] I did not see Sketchie in that room. He may have come back.

[02:13:09] Stay in the fucking same room! Stay in the room the whole time!

[02:13:13] Joe just killed Riley and

[02:13:17] it's why I'm voting skip because Joe, I mean,

[02:13:20] this is actually making the right move here because Joe's about to sell.

[02:13:23] We have to sit together because they get to kill this, Gigi.

[02:13:26] Yeah, yeah, there's gonna be one.

[02:13:28] I didn't know you had to get attached.

[02:13:29] This is so bad.

[02:13:30] This is so bad.

[02:13:31] Listen, listen, listen, yeah, whatever.

[02:13:34] Yo, listen, okay, okay, Joe, I was gonna be sus of you last round.

[02:13:39] When the lights got cut, I shit myself about you were gonna murder me.

[02:13:43] I rolled around with Riley.

[02:13:44] I come back up way behind Riley.

[02:13:47] Sketch, because Sketch is bad,

[02:13:49] as we know the worst player in the lobby,

[02:13:51] he killed me right in front of me.

[02:13:52] He killed right in front of me.

[02:13:54] My God.

[02:13:55] I can't believe, JC.

[02:13:56] JC, you gotta, you can't let Sketch out talk you gang.

[02:14:01] You gotta out talk him because he abs, man.

[02:14:03] But you gotta out talk.

[02:14:07] Does Sketch only survive that?

[02:14:09] Because he just yelled over him.

[02:14:13] But Jinxie, that's what you do, you yell!

[02:14:17] Say goodbye.

[02:14:18] No, no, no, actually say goodbye, bro.

[02:14:30] Say goodbye.

[02:14:36] Oh, no, they're good.

[02:14:37] Yeah, everyone does that sound.

[02:14:39] Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

[02:14:41] Oh, there's two?

[02:14:43] Say goodbye.

[02:14:50] Sketch, Sketch has lost himself to the game, bro.

[02:15:01] Sketch has lost himself to the game because everybody else is moving together and he's

[02:15:06] alone. He almost, he actually almost lucked out man. He almost talked himself into a

[02:15:17] win somehow. You might as well call it a call to emergency beating.

[02:15:25] All right

[02:15:55] I feel great right now, thank you.

[02:15:57] You got a vote.

[02:15:58] You need like one kill, guess what won?

[02:16:03] Whoa, why don't you stick to me?

[02:16:06] We could have killed Joe.

[02:16:09] Damn, they almost sold that right there.

[02:16:12] They almost sold that.

[02:16:14] They're not great games like.

[02:16:16] You are the worst teammate I've ever seen.

[02:16:18] You did one, you know it's one kill,

[02:16:20] but I don't even have four.

[02:16:21] Yeah, yeah, but you have to know,

[02:16:22] hold on, let me interject here.

[02:16:24] Yeah, I need to get this because I can't play this again, bro.

[02:16:26] Yeah, me neither. Me neither.

[02:16:27] I know people by doing the turning pause the thing where he talks,

[02:16:31] he actually made his vote for the people.

[02:16:32] Like, yo, yeah, you'll be a fan of mine.

[02:16:34] I'm not gonna hate you.

[02:16:35] Yeah, try and throw this game, bro.

[02:16:37] Yeah, for real, did I throw this game as well?

[02:16:38] Yo, I'm about to hit us, though.

[02:16:39] I got crewmate seven times, bros.

[02:16:41] That's my cue.

[02:16:42] You're gonna hate some of me.

[02:16:43] Hey, but new games, though, yo.

[02:16:44] Yeah, GG's for this.

[02:16:45] I do have to dip as well, but it was very fun.

[02:16:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:16:48] Yo, anyone who's ending stream, make sure you rate.

[02:16:50] No, not facts, guys.

[02:16:51] If you guys didn't make sure to hit me, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:16:53] All right, bro.

[02:16:54] Guys, you can be good.

[02:16:55] I'm sure.

[02:16:55] Guys, it was nice playing with all of you.

[02:17:01] Thank you.

[02:17:03] Hey, let me hear that whole joke.

[02:17:04] That's my eight times a charm.

[02:17:06] You know that's not how it works.

[02:17:07] You know that's not how it works.

[02:17:09] Come on.

[02:17:10] Yes.

[02:17:12] Yes.

[02:17:13] Yes.

[02:17:14] Yes.

[02:17:15] So come on, bro.

[02:17:16] We're on now.

[02:17:19] Oh, we did lose one time because of sketch.

[02:17:21] I'm six and one.

[02:17:26] Uh-huh.

[02:17:28] All right, tag.

[02:17:29] Is this a firm video?

[02:17:30] This is all I'm gonna react to today.

[02:17:32] How, okay, this one, okay.

[02:17:34] Almost, I can't believe it's a real title.

[02:17:37] How the CIA uses animals to spy?

[02:17:42] This pigeon is a CIA spy.

[02:17:45] It's wearing a tiny high-tech camera,

[02:17:47] and it's about to gather into a-

[02:17:48] DEATH WAS RAVE!

[02:18:01] Hold on, wait.

[02:18:02] Fuck the bird.

[02:18:04] Fuck the bird with a camera.

[02:18:06] There's a dolphin with a bomb?

[02:18:18] It should be agent to plant a bug there.

[02:18:21] No it's not.

[02:18:22] Don't, no it's not.

[02:18:24] Don't, don't drag these beautiful creatures into,

[02:18:27] into your mess.

[02:18:28] Fuck no, absolutely not.

[02:18:30] Ravens, look, look, look, I was in Canada

[02:18:32] and it was nothing but beautiful smart juicy Ravens, bro.

[02:18:35] They were all so intelligent and smart

[02:18:37] and cute and adorable.

[02:18:38] They have nothing to do with CIA.

[02:18:39] It's impossible.

[02:18:40] And this cat has been sent to spy on a Chinese diplomat.

[02:18:44] It had a microphone.

[02:18:44] No, it had, no it doesn't.

[02:18:45] No it doesn't.

[02:18:46] Cats are,

[02:18:47] Juicy?

[02:18:49] It's an adjective.

[02:19:05] Why'd they do that?

[02:19:09] You're looking juicy.

[02:19:11] Thanks.

[02:19:17] Spectacular failures and wild ideas that were taken too far.

[02:19:21] Yo, can I tell you guys something?

[02:19:23] Hold on, is the car about to hit the kitty cat?

[02:19:30] These are all my favorite animals they're using too.

[02:19:32] That really pisses me off, gang.

[02:19:33] It's based on declassified CIA documents.

[02:19:35] Of course, the CIA wants to present itself in a certain light,

[02:19:38] and it's careful about what it reveals.

[02:19:40] Some parts are heavily redacted,

[02:19:42] and sometimes other sources give conflicting information.

[02:19:45] We can only present what we know and if we don't know something we'll be transparent about it

[02:19:50] As always you can find our sources in the description, but we trust you go ahead

[02:19:55] Humans weaponize animals to make use of special capabilities. They themselves lack a dog's sense of smell is up to 10,000 times stronger than ours

[02:20:03] It's perfect for sniffing out illegal drugs

[02:20:05] To cross the Alps and invade Italy the Carthaginian general Hannibal used war elephants

[02:20:11] During World War two

[02:20:13] deployed a brown bear in doable used war elephants.

[02:20:18] What the fuck is a war elephant?

[02:20:20] What species is that during World War Two?

[02:20:24] The Polish army deployed a brown bear in Dovacek to the

[02:20:27] Italian front in Iraq, the US military work with dolphins,

[02:20:30] putting their unparalleled echolocation skills to use

[02:20:33] detecting underwater mines. And some work with animals is

[02:20:36] veiled in secrecy. By their nature, it's hard to tell

[02:20:39] exactly how far these programs have progressed.

[02:20:43] In 2019, a beluga whale was discovered in Norwegian waters wearing a camera harness.

[02:20:47] A tag identified it as belong to the...

[02:20:48] Come on, that's mad obvious!

[02:20:50] ...was quickly accused of being a spy.

[02:20:52] In 2007, a ran apprehended fortune scrolls near the...

[02:20:55] Hey, who did that?

[02:20:57] The animals were arrested as spies.

[02:20:59] Nigga!

[02:21:00] In 2018, a senior military advisor told journalists that western nuclear spies

[02:21:04] have been using lizards to collect information, but are ran's nuclear program.

[02:21:08] Animals have their heron advantage that human spies lack.

[02:21:11] people simply don't notice them. Unlike human agents or advanced technology like drones,

[02:21:16] animals can typically pass undetected, even in secure areas. But there's a problem,

[02:21:21] animals are not natural spies. They need training.

[02:21:23] Yeah, they are.

[02:21:25] And so they faced a mighty adversary, the Soviet Union. In trying to clean the upper hand,

[02:21:29] the agency explored all sorts of methods, some of them highly unorthodox.

[02:21:34] Pseudo-drugs, mine control, silent killer weapons, stealing Russian submarines.

[02:21:38] and of course animal agents so you mean to tell me in the mid 1960s you know what

[02:21:49] I hate about this this is like bad PR for these animals game leave Ravens alone

[02:21:55] brah the CIA launch project Axiolite the goal was to provide reliable trained

[02:22:03] avian vehicles for emplacement transport and a recovery of reconnaissance

[02:22:06] Surveillance it isn't tell you game. Yo, you got your world human beings

[02:22:13] This is bots

[02:22:15] Okay

[02:22:19] Niggas get them watching the lion king and think hyenas are bad people you can't tell me. That's not bad PR, bro

[02:22:28] Like the day you find out sharks don't even like hunting humans. That's a crazy day cuz you got them watching jaws

[02:22:36] Come on, game!

[02:22:40] In other words, the CIA was training birds to transport things like according devices.

[02:22:46] But which birds were spy material?

[02:22:49] Hey, is it just ugly? That's cap two!

[02:22:56] They're adorable! They're like big dogs! They're so cute!

[02:23:00] No, we see it. It's come off.

[02:23:05] there's so cute no way no way need to say yeah you I heard it yuck oh you guys

[02:23:18] are sick you're sick dude you're fucking sick you was eating good back then the

[02:23:24] cockatoo seem to be a wild card

[02:23:29] we are completely in the dark as to what the possibilities are in regard

[02:23:35] to this critter. There were high hopes for the Hawks. Brandy and Gibi are two of the

[02:23:40] program's Hawks. They were especially reliable and determined. They could carry a 13 ounce

[02:23:47] package for more than a mile. They could even remove objects from a harness they themselves

[02:23:51] were wearing. But in general, they were not considered strong fliers. Horton Owls

[02:23:56] respond to a high frequency whistle and can be recalled by trainers, even in extreme

[02:24:00] low light situations. But in daylight, their ability to discern objects is much

[02:24:05] worse than that of other birds.

[02:24:07] As time progresses, one unlikely candidate stands out.

[02:24:11] Duda, a raven.

[02:24:17] We now know that ravens are extremely intelligent birds.

[02:24:19] They have excellent memories, can plan for the future, and are capable of using tools

[02:24:24] and solving puzzles.

[02:24:26] Researchers have found that four-month-old ravens can perform certain cognitive tasks

[02:24:29] as well as adult great apes.

[02:24:31] CIA documents usually stick to dry facts, but Duda was Project Axiolite's super star.

[02:24:36] In one demo, an agent dedicates a whole page to the saga of Duda.

[02:24:42] Project Axiolite began at a Navy facility at San Clementine Island off the coast of California.

[02:24:48] There, the CIA tested the strength of various birds.

[02:24:51] Their tasks fly from the island to a boat and back.

[02:24:54] This might sound easy, but the distance was challenging and the winds could be strong.

[02:24:59] Most birds can manage to fly between 50 yards and 1.5 miles.

[02:25:03] Duda, meanwhile, flew 3.5 miles.

[02:25:06] 3 months later, he was almost doubling that distance.

[02:25:09] We had some problem solving.

[02:25:11] In every session, he would figure out exactly the right altitude he knew to fly for the unique wind conditions.

[02:25:16] Aggressive native birds posed a major threat to the CIA trainees.

[02:25:20] While Goals and Ravens soon figured out their training schedule,

[02:25:23] once they knew when the CIA birds would show up, they would lie in wait and then attack.

[02:25:29] But Duda solved this problem too. To avoid the goals, he'd keep to a higher altitude and out-fly them.

[02:25:35] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I literally love Ravens even more after they're in there.

[02:25:41] Yo gang, they adjust that fast?

[02:25:45] Hide behind the bluffs, waiting for an opportunity to attack.

[02:25:48] Duda's solution was to engage in brief dogfights with the Ravens while leading them further and further from shore.

[02:25:54] After about a mile, they would give up and turn back.

[02:25:59] Raven's intelligence made them good at more than flying.

[02:26:02] According to Navy Animal Trainer Bob Bailey, they could be taught to recognize specific

[02:26:06] desks, open drawers, and carry heavy objects like file fullers.

[02:26:11] The CIA started training Ravens like Duda extensively, and eventually used them in the field.

[02:26:16] According to the CIA documents, this is how they did it.

[02:26:20] A CIA agent wants to record a secret conflict between enemy agents.

[02:26:26] He knows where and when it's taking place, down to the building and the exact room.

[02:26:30] Now he needs to get a recording device close to the conversation as inconspicuously as possible.

[02:26:37] To do this he goes to a nearby building with a view of the targeted location, no more than

[02:26:42] 300 feet away.

[02:26:43] With him he has a trained raven.

[02:26:45] At the appropriate time he aims a tiny flashing laser at the window ledge outside the room

[02:26:49] where the conversation is taking place.

[02:26:52] Then he releases the raven from its cage.

[02:26:54] The bird takes a disguised listening device in its beak and flies to the spot indicated

[02:26:58] by the laser to plant the equipment.

[02:27:00] The agent then turns on a special desk lamp to signal to the raven that it's time to return.

[02:27:05] Later on, the raven is sent to a ritual desk lamp.

[02:27:08] Hey buddy, why did that play Call of Duty No when you see this light right here, momma

[02:27:13] gage?

[02:27:14] You better strafe.

[02:27:15] You better jump, you better prone, you better crouch, and there is a sniper rifle

[02:27:20] somewhere.

[02:27:21] This is too obvious.

[02:27:22] This end of red dot.

[02:27:23] It looks like the scariest things I could see.

[02:27:25] To signal to the raven that it's time to return.

[02:27:28] Later on, the raven is sent to retrieve the recording device by the same method.

[02:27:33] At least, this is how it's described in the document, Operator's Manual, Avian Delivery

[02:27:37] System.

[02:27:38] In real life, things didn't go as smoothly.

[02:27:41] Training a wild animal to be a spy takes time.

[02:27:44] It takes planning.

[02:27:45] If the CIA is still training animals today, they're most likely using Udu's own one

[02:27:48] management software.

[02:27:49] No, they're not.

[02:27:50] It was only used a single time, and the attempt seems to have been unsuccessful.

[02:27:56] Unfortunately, Duda's luck eventually ran out. One day he was attacked by a pair of wild ravens

[02:28:01] he'd fought many times before. All three birds disappeared from sight, and Duda never returned.

[02:28:08] He was presumed killed in action. The saga of Duda mourns his loss. He was in a class by

[02:28:15] himself, writes his trainer. He had a very large bag of tricks and was loved by all.

[02:28:20] In view of these talents, I suppose I shouldn't have been too surprised when he so quickly became

[02:28:24] a star on this project. In spite of our deep sense of loss, writes the anonymous agent,

[02:28:30] we do understand such tragedies are inevitable.

[02:28:34] Ravens aren't the only birds the CIA uses as spies. In secret locations across the

[02:28:38] United States, Project Axialight was also busy turning the humblest of birds into

[02:28:42] covert eyes in the skies.

[02:28:47] It's September 1976. Aerial photographs show the Soviets building nuclear submarines and

[02:28:52] Leningrad. But the CIA needs more information. Spy planes fly tens of thousands of feet

[02:28:58] above their target, while satellites are restricted to space. From these distances,

[02:29:02] it's impossible to take detailed high-resolution photos.

[02:29:06] Enter pigeons. A pigeon could fly about 100 feet over a target any time, day or

[02:29:11] night and regardless of the weather most importantly no one would notice it and

[02:29:15] they could clearly be trained pigeons are no strangers to war how smart are they

[02:29:20] to the British National Pigeon Service would drop cases the birds over

[02:29:24] occupant what the British National Pigeon Service

[02:29:30] the organization people would send them back with information about daily life

[02:29:34] or even military details like troop movements the key was their unique

[02:29:38] honing instinct. Anywhere you release a pigeon, it can find its way back home. Even today,

[02:29:43] this ability still isn't fully understood. To exploit-

[02:29:48] Is that not obvious though?

[02:29:50] ...photography, the CIA's Office of Research and Development created special 16mm cameras

[02:29:55] and harnesses for the birds to wear. The harnesses were made of leather and attached

[02:29:59] to the birds with adjustable Velcro tabs. They were designed to allow the birds full

[02:30:03] freedom of movement while holding the camera steady during flight. The cameras were

[02:30:07] lightweight and miniaturized. Each had a small battery powered motor that advanced the film and

[02:30:11] caught the shutter. Each camera had its own timer. When it went off, the camera would take pictures

[02:30:16] for just a few minutes, resulting in 150 to 220 photos. Together, the camera and harness weighed

[02:30:22] just 39.5 grams. To produce useful images, pigeons needed to fly directly over their target

[02:30:28] at exactly the right time. But this could be difficult to arrange.

[02:30:31] Yeah, sounds like it.

[02:30:32] Once you were released, the pigeons would fly back home in a more or less direct line.

[02:30:36] If the target was located on that line, there was a fairly good chance the pigeons would fly over it,

[02:30:41] but in covert situations, it wasn't always possible to release pigeons in ideal locations.

[02:30:46] Some areas were restricted, others were too exposed.

[02:30:51] To get around this problem, CIA handlers tried to teach the birds ABC flight.

[02:30:55] Point A is the point of release, point B is the target, and point C is the pigeon's home loft.

[02:31:00] What the fuck do you teach him that?

[02:31:01] To begin with, temporary targets a short distance away were established at point B.

[02:31:06] When they flew to these targets, the pigeons were rewarded. Over time, they were conditioned to

[02:31:10] expect this reward. Next, the reward at point B was eliminated, but to receive a reward at point C,

[02:31:17] they had to fly over point B first. And that's how they trained a pigeon to move from A to B to C.

[02:31:25] Once the birds were conditioned, they moved on to longer training flights.

[02:31:29] Inflatable white radoms 20 feet in diameter were used as point B.

[02:31:32] The CIA trained and tested birds and lofts in Oregon, Virginia, Missouri, and Alaska.

[02:31:38] Alaska, it was noted, shared certain geographical features with areas of interest in the Soviet

[02:31:43] Union.

[02:31:45] The training yielded mixed results.

[02:31:47] Birds were often lost along the way.

[02:31:49] Some birds simply flew away.

[02:31:50] Some were killed by wild birds.

[02:31:52] On the longer training flights, birds sometimes disappeared while wearing the special equipment.

[02:32:02] that have been developed for them. Losses were time consuming and expensive. Each time a bird was lost, a new one had to be purchased and trained.

[02:32:10] Some of the photos taken were very high quality. Some missed the target entirely, even when the birds were fully trained.

[02:32:21] There's no way these niggas is training pigeons for these pigs, gang.

[02:32:25] This is the photo? What type of action are you taking based on this photo?

[02:32:32] You said is that a motherboard? No, maybe this is the top of a building.

[02:32:36] And then you can see a car here in a parking lot.

[02:32:38] Again, we're very high quality. Some miss the target entirely.

[02:32:42] What camera is connected to this pigeon, man?

[02:32:47] Even when the birds were fully trained, they could be relied on to complete their ABC mission only about one out of four times.

[02:32:53] Hell no!

[02:32:54] A sea flight still held potential though.

[02:32:56] If the release point was chosen carefully, with the target area between it and the home

[02:33:00] loft, CIA analysts felt there was a high probability the birds would fly over the intended target

[02:33:05] and obtain the high resolution photos required.

[02:33:11] So the CIA knows that the Soviets are building nuclear submarines in the Admiralty and

[02:33:15] Pseudomech shipyards in Leningrad, now known as St. Petersburg.

[02:33:19] And it needs high resolution photos.

[02:33:21] for the pigeons to shine.

[02:33:23] Why didn't they just train Ravens, gang?

[02:33:26] They trained themself in the pigeons' home loft.

[02:33:28] To do this, we require clandestine release techniques.

[02:33:32] The documents mention three that are considered as options.

[02:33:35] One is releasing the birds from underneath a large overcoat.

[02:33:39] The second option is briefcases and shopping bags

[02:33:41] with trick bottoms.

[02:33:43] The third option is this Volkswagen Beetle.

[02:33:45] A hole is cut in the floor.

[02:33:47] When the car is parked, pigeons are released through the hole.

[02:33:50] They waddle out from underneath the car and immediately take flight.

[02:33:53] The operation is to go ahead by August 1978, but here the trail goes cold.

[02:33:58] It's unclear whether the operation actually ever happened.

[02:34:01] This is pointless, bro.

[02:34:02] Docs don't say.

[02:34:04] Come on, man.

[02:34:04] All right.

[02:34:05] The Ravens shit, it kind of worked a little bit, but they only had one.

[02:34:09] They got one standout.

[02:34:10] That's like if Shohei Otani was the only player on your fucking team, right?

[02:34:14] But you need to build a team around that and they have a team for him, bro.

[02:34:17] The pigeons it's like everybody on your team being Luke Rittenauer. You're not you're barely in the NBA

[02:34:25] You know, you might struggle in some G-league teams. Let's the dolphins come on the dolphins are pretty smart creatures

[02:34:31] Well, the CIA's birds may have gathered invaluable aerial photo insights other agents were being trained to sabotage enemy ships

[02:34:40] This is James W. Fitzgerald. He's an engineer and physicist

[02:34:44] It's 1964 and Fitzgerald has been thinking about dolphins a lot.

[02:34:48] You see?

[02:34:49] At a cocktail party, he mentions that he believes the animals can be used in warfare.

[02:34:53] The person he's talking to happens to be an admiral in the US.

[02:34:56] Dude, you know how fucked your brain has to be to see dolphins and think, hold on now,

[02:35:02] we could use these niggas in war.

[02:35:05] What even, what does your child have to look like for that to be a thought that

[02:35:09] crossed your mind, gang?

[02:35:10] He's intrigued enough to introduce Fitzgerald to someone from the CIA.

[02:35:14] Around the same time, the TV show Flipper debuts.

[02:35:17] It's about a crime-fighting dolphin in a marine reserve in the Florida Keys.

[02:35:21] Like most dolphins, Flipper is smart and friendly to humans.

[02:35:24] A crime-fighting dolphin shows.

[02:35:27] You'll never know whether Fitzgerald and the CIA were inspired by Flipper, but it

[02:35:30] is plausible.

[02:35:32] According to the Washington Post, at this point, the CIA sends Fitzgerald to Florida,

[02:35:36] where he establishes a small laboratory.

[02:35:39] The same year, the CIA begins its Dolphin Program, Project Oxygas.

[02:35:47] The aim of Project Oxygas is to show that dolphins can be used in attacks against enemy

[02:35:51] ships.

[02:35:52] To this end, harnesses and nose cones are created to allow the dolphins to carry items.

[02:35:57] Someone in the CIA even produces this drawing.

[02:36:00] The dolphins are happily towing the explosive devices given to them by their handlers

[02:36:04] on top of the submarine.

[02:36:06] The program quickly passes its first test.

[02:36:08] It demonstrates that a dolphin can place a simulated explosive device against the propeller

[02:36:12] of a PT boat anchored in the open sea.

[02:36:16] In November 1964, the Deputy Assistant Director of the Office of Research and Development writes

[02:36:21] that Project Oxygas has progressed more rapidly than we anticipated.

[02:36:28] It's unclear exactly what sort of simulated explosives these dolphins were carrying.

[02:36:32] The sentence that specifies this is partly redacted.

[02:36:36] The CIA probably planned on using conventional explosives, but if this was the case, why the

[02:36:40] need for secrecy?

[02:36:42] A 2021 article in Popular Mechanics suggests a haunting possibility.

[02:36:47] In 1965, miniaturized nuclear weapons might have seemed achievable in the near future.

[02:36:52] The magnitude of such an idea would certainly explain the need for continued secrecy.

[02:36:56] Okay, even if you could make a miniaturized, a small bomb, nigga, a small nuke, why

[02:37:04] Why would you trust Adolphin with it?

[02:37:07] Excuse me?

[02:37:09] Right, why would you just hand it to Adolphin, Monica?

[02:37:19] I know they're smart creatures,

[02:37:21] but I'm sure he's not.

[02:37:22] I'm sure it's a little nigga not thinking,

[02:37:24] oh, I got a nuke on me right now.

[02:37:28] What's the point of this?

[02:37:30] It might just look, I don't know shit about defense,

[02:37:34] But, nigga just shoot it.

[02:37:39] There's no other device you can create.

[02:37:43] This feels like the most inefficient way

[02:37:44] to do something really simple, bro.

[02:37:48] The program's first success unlocks other goals.

[02:37:50] Trainers explore having dolphins place listening devices

[02:37:53] on enemy nuclear submarines.

[02:37:55] Okay.

[02:37:56] The hope is that directly-

[02:37:57] Listening device is not a bad idea.

[02:37:58] ...quality recordings that allow the CIA

[02:38:00] to better understand how the enemy subs work.

[02:38:03] wild animals are hard to train. One of the dolphin's strengths is how social they are.

[02:38:07] They're willing to work, especially as they bond with their trainers. But at some point,

[02:38:11] this becomes a liability. When the dolphins are performing tasks that please their trainers,

[02:38:16] then in the field, they'll need extra time to bond with agents before they can be considered

[02:38:19] reliable. There are also questions about where the dolphins carry out operations

[02:38:24] over longer distances. At some point, the CIA seems to realize its limitations

[02:38:30] and understanding the dolphin's capabilities, and it contacts the Navy's Office of Naval

[02:38:34] Research to help. In 1967, the program's focus changed to intelligence gathering.

[02:38:39] The dolphins were to be trained to travel great distances, at least 12 miles.

[02:38:44] They would retrieve dead drops, items or information undercover agents had left behind

[02:38:48] in the water to be picked up. A memo from September 14th that year suggests that OxyGas

[02:38:53] had become a joint program of the CIA and the Department of Defense.

[02:38:57] The CIA seemed unsure that Project Oxygas would produce actionable results, and the

[02:39:02] program seemed to be running out of steam.

[02:39:04] A make-or-break demonstration was scheduled for December.

[02:39:07] At that time it would be decided whether Project Oxygas would continue.

[02:39:11] The demonstration seems to have been a failure.

[02:39:14] After that time, there are no further mentions of the program in the CIA documents.

[02:39:21] Surviving drawings and photographs gives us an idea of what Project Oxygas might

[02:39:24] have looked like.

[02:39:25] It kind of looks like a nuke, but I don't know anything about nuclear devices.

[02:39:31] But this is what they kind of look like in the cartoons, bro.

[02:39:33] Just a conformed butt plug a little bit.

[02:39:37] Glimpses of Project Ketchel are far more rare, but between the redactions a hazy picture

[02:39:42] emerges of likely the oddest creature the CIA ever created.

[02:39:48] This is Acoustikitty.

[02:39:50] Akustakiti is the legendary project of Project Ketchup, the C.A.A.'s dog and cat program.

[02:39:56] Of all the C.A.A.'s animal projects, Akustakiti might have been the most controversial and

[02:40:00] the hardest to corroborate, depending on who you believe.

[02:40:04] The saga of Akustakiti goes in fundamentally different directions.

[02:40:09] Here's the C.A.A. story.

[02:40:12] In 1964, the agency wanted to be able to explore conversations held out in the open.

[02:40:17] Think two Soviet agents having a conversation in a public park.

[02:40:20] I record getting close and focusing it.

[02:40:23] Why don't they use dogs?

[02:40:25] They're such good boys.

[02:40:28] They fetch shit.

[02:40:30] They're fucking smart.

[02:40:31] They sniff the cocaine at airports.

[02:40:35] Cats don't listen to anything you say, bro.

[02:40:39] They're selfish as fuck.

[02:40:43] Too big, too obvious, huh?

[02:40:47] and on the conversation without attracting attention.

[02:40:51] The solution is cats who can often prowl around without people ever noticing them.

[02:40:55] A microphone is surgically placed inside a cat's ear canal.

[02:40:59] A transmitter is placed underneath a bunch of loose skin,

[02:41:02] and a tumor is woven into its fur.

[02:41:04] The whole procedure is low risk humane and minimally invasive.

[02:41:08] But the cat is still a cat. It can be trained only so far.

[02:41:11] Eventually it will do what it wants.

[02:41:13] Acousticity was never deployed in the field and the listening devices were carefully removed from its body

[02:41:20] But Victor Marchetti who was special assistant to the CIA's deputy director in the 1960s tells a very different story

[02:41:26] Here's his real nav. Thank you for the five gift this subs man

[02:41:31] Cat can clean themselves. Nega. Are you dropping random cat facts in the chat?

[02:41:35] What the hell does that have to do with the cat turning into a listening device?

[02:41:38] What does that have to do with anything, bro?

[02:41:41] Appreciate you now.

[02:41:42] Let's forget it, bro.

[02:41:43] Love, man.

[02:41:44] Persian.

[02:41:45] It's sometime in the 1960s.

[02:41:47] The CIA puts a Chinese diplomat in France under surveillance, but their bugs don't just

[02:41:51] pick up his conversations.

[02:41:53] They record all the noise in the room, including the squeaking of the couch.

[02:41:57] Individual voices are inaudible.

[02:41:59] This is characteristic of the microphones in the day, which tend to record everything

[02:42:02] around them indiscriminately.

[02:42:04] The anatomy of ears, on the other hand, allows us to focus on certain sounds

[02:42:07] and exclude others. This and your brain's auditory processing abilities are where you

[02:42:12] can have a conversation at a noisy party without being overwhelmed by every sound.

[02:42:15] Or why you could have known your fire alarm from that long.

[02:42:18] Or direct the microphone inside its ear. According to Marchetti, to implant the equipment, they

[02:42:23] slit the cat open, put batteries in him, wired him up, including putting a power pack

[02:42:28] in his abdominum.

[02:42:29] Okay, I just realized I had my headphones on.

[02:42:52] So they turned this cat into cyborg?

[02:42:54] The tail was used as a antenna.

[02:42:55] They made it monstrosity.

[02:42:56] What the fuck is this?

[02:42:57] To focus on a single conversation,

[02:43:00] Acoustikitty would need to be trained.

[02:43:02] His handlers found that hunger or sexual arousal

[02:43:04] would cause him to simply lose interest and wander off,

[02:43:07] so they attached wires to his brain to monitor

[02:43:09] and neutralize those impulses.

[02:43:11] Marchetti claims the CIA did attempt to use

[02:43:13] Acoustikitty in the field.

[02:43:15] The cat was then put on a test,

[02:43:16] sent across the street to eavesdrop on a conversation,

[02:43:19] being monitored by a van loaded with equipment.

[02:43:22] And as this poor little monstrosity

[02:43:23] waddled across the street,

[02:43:25] The taxi cab came down and ran over it.

[02:43:28] Cap.

[02:43:30] I refuse to believe that.

[02:43:34] This is a lie.

[02:43:35] They're not telling the truth, bro.

[02:43:38] There's no way.

[02:43:39] Cats are the most agile.

[02:43:41] They have the craziest reflexes of any animal, Monica.

[02:43:46] You mean to tell me it just sat there and got hit by a taxi?

[02:43:50] Fuck no.

[02:43:52] If this was a listening acoustic deer,

[02:43:54] then I would say, yeah, I could see that, right?

[02:43:57] A moose, potentially, but not a cat.

[02:44:00] Something else happened to this cat, bro.

[02:44:02] It just happened to get hit by a taxi.

[02:44:09] So it was $25 million down the drain.

[02:44:12] $25 million was a lot of money then.

[02:44:15] The CIA disputes all this.

[02:44:16] On its website, it claims that Marchetti's comments

[02:44:18] were meant to be a joke.

[02:44:20] When the unclassified documents are no help, the single document about acousticity is heavily

[02:44:24] redacted.

[02:44:25] They had wires in his brain?

[02:44:26] Oh, you're right.

[02:44:27] It might have been fucked in the head.

[02:44:30] It still is now?

[02:44:34] How much was...

[02:44:35] How much did he say?

[02:44:39] 25,000?

[02:44:41] Worth 50 years ago.

[02:44:44] Oh my God.

[02:44:47] 200,000.

[02:44:49] 25 million.

[02:44:52] 200 million?

[02:44:55] You're lying, they spent, you mean to tell me it took 200 million dollars to mic up a cat?

[02:45:05] No comment.

[02:45:10] This looks like a dragonfly, but look closer, it's a machine, the insectothopter.

[02:45:16] The CIA created this tiny, gas-powered listening device back in the 70s.

[02:45:21] It contains a microphone, and it can flap its wings rapidly and fly just over 600 feet in a minute,

[02:45:26] guided by a laser beam.

[02:45:28] A remarkable technical achievement with some serious limitations.

[02:45:33] Even a light breeze can throw it off course immediately.

[02:45:36] It was never used operationally.

[02:45:39] In a memo, the CIA's deputy director of research and development

[02:45:43] development, wrote that unfocused experimentation in the animal programs represented the worst

[02:45:48] kind of waste in terms of manpower and money.

[02:45:51] The unclassified documents often suggest that the CIA was simply exploring what animals

[02:45:54] could do without having any real objective in mind.

[02:45:58] And the results are somewhat disappointing.

[02:46:00] Ravens were trained for years just to be killed by wild herds.

[02:46:03] Pigeons randomly disappeared with gear worth thousands of dollars, and depending on

[02:46:07] who you believe, an expensive cyborg cat was at best useless in the field and

[02:46:11] worst immediately hit by a car. The declassified documents suggest that by the mid-1970s, the

[02:46:17] animal projects have fizzled out. The quest to weaponize animals continues. The United

[02:46:25] States Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, known as DARPA, has been running programs

[02:46:29] aimed at controlling insects for espionage.

[02:46:31] Okay, alright bro, let's get to a point gang.

[02:46:35] What do you mean insects for espionage?

[02:46:39] Why, like, what's the odds an insect is gonna come back with anything useful for us?

[02:46:45] And how many hundreds of millions do you think that took?

[02:46:48] Bro, come on gang, at least like we started with smart creatures.

[02:46:54] Insects?

[02:46:55] Oh, a team at MIT announced it had developed a neural probe that plugged into Mott's

[02:46:59] nervous systems, allowing for their flight to be controlled.

[02:47:02] And engineers at the University of Washington have implanted MOSS antenna into the smell

[02:47:07] of the optor, a drone that can actually pick up smells.

[02:47:10] In a 2018, DARPA announced the Persistent Aquatic Living Sensors Program, the program

[02:47:15] explored the possibility of using aquatic creatures as living alarm systems.

[02:47:19] That includes bioluminescent bacteria, which light up when disturbed by aquatic

[02:47:23] intruders.

[02:47:24] Another option was to study the sounds produced by snapping shrimp and Goliath

[02:47:27] In the case of a shrimp, disturbances in the audio could even indicate the size and shape

[02:47:32] of an intruder.

[02:47:33] It remains to be seen whether DARPA or the CIA can harness the natural world for intelligence

[02:47:38] purposes or whether wilderness will remain just that.

[02:47:41] Maybe someday we'll discover whether any real success stories lie within all those

[02:47:46] redactions.

[02:47:47] Insanity!

[02:47:48] I don't know what to say, this is bizarre!

[02:47:51] It's like we're the apex prads, Gengal!

[02:47:55] We're the apex Pratt Gingo

[02:47:58] We're the king of this world shit until the AI take over in ten years. We're we're him

[02:48:03] Why what business do we have using less intelligent creatures just because they're

[02:48:10] They're more covert

[02:48:12] Come on man. Just use a more. Come on, bro. That's inefficient money

[02:48:18] 250 million on Mike and a cat insanity we made AI

[02:48:21] Look, I don't know what to tell you, bro, but I believe the AI experts, the eight, we're

[02:48:27] going to be the dumb ones in 10 years time.

[02:48:29] There's going to be AI way smarter than all of us.

[02:48:31] And as soon as it's convenient to, it's going to replace all of us.

[02:48:35] And then if your job is replaceable, which like 40% of them are, maybe we're going to

[02:48:39] be AI content creators and Amazon is going to have AI bots, moving boxes and shit.

[02:48:45] It's all going to be AI.

[02:48:46] It's going to cut costs.

[02:48:47] And you might think, oh, maybe things are going to be cheaper because they're

[02:48:49] going to cut costs.

[02:48:50] No, nigga, it's just gonna be trillionaires, all right?

[02:48:52] All the billionaires you see today

[02:48:54] are gonna turn into trillionaires

[02:48:57] and it's gonna be a crazy unemployment rate

[02:48:59] and then they're gonna have to do universal basic income

[02:49:02] and it's gonna be just an impot,

[02:49:03] like half the country's gonna be completely

[02:49:05] fucking impoverished so that there could be trillionaires.

[02:49:20] So, you basically?

[02:49:27] How do I explain this? Okay. Hey, has anybody here ever played a game competitively?

[02:49:34] A video game competitively? Yes or no?

[02:49:39] Okay. As soon as you hop in a game competitively, as a new, you just think anybody better than you

[02:49:47] is elite. But once you get good, you realize there's a lot of levels to good.

[02:49:57] The best player all time is destroying and digging the top thousand.

[02:50:01] And digging the top thousand is destroying and digging the top 10,000.

[02:50:05] And you keep scaling. There's a lot of levels to it. And depending on the game, the skill

[02:50:09] gap is very different. That's life. A million is a lot. A hundred million is so, like, it's

[02:50:20] so much more. A hundred million is a lot. A billion is just so much more. And a billion

[02:50:29] is a lot, but soon there's going to be a trillionaire, it's probably going to be fucking

[02:50:35] Elon and that's gonna be so much more and the pursuit of more unfortunately man greed is gonna be

[02:50:42] the death of us game and I'm not even making this shit up nor is it a conspiracy theory bro uh who

[02:50:47] was it watch this podcast uh is it this one yes this one I'm telling you bro once you get done

[02:51:01] watching this this thing this one of the og ai niggas man he was there when it was created

[02:51:08] add no no i this is the only podcast i was in this room and i watched this and i watched

[02:51:13] other a few other ai videos and i'm like damn bro it sounds so dystopian and unreal but if you

[02:51:20] just live like if you just pay attention eventually it's only matter of time before we create

[02:51:24] shit that's more than this game and I'm not gonna lie

[02:51:54] you

[02:52:24] you

[02:52:54] you

[02:53:24] you

[02:53:54] you

[02:54:24] You

[02:54:54] I'm standing live, I'm standing live, I'm standing live, I'm standing live

[02:54:57] If y'all can hear the music, type 2 in the chat

[02:54:59] Yo, Beargames, they've been at 3.3 so I was back to that agency

[02:55:03] Wanted me to, wanted me, wanted me to

[02:55:06] I, I, I, I'm standing live, standing live, standing live, standing live

[02:55:15] For real, for real

[02:55:17] Oh my god, I gotta put it on my list

[02:55:20] The gifts, the gifts, the gifts for the mods.

[02:55:25] I got a fat ass list of things to do.

[02:55:28] K-Socolab?

[02:55:29] Huh, I'd be out of love too.

[02:55:30] Well, where are you getting that from, though?

[02:55:33] Did I say something?

[02:55:34] Did I say something, bro?

[02:55:36] All right, I'm excited.

[02:55:39] Ooh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:55:44] All right, all right, all right, all right.

[02:55:46] Teacher's a porn store.

[02:55:47] Sure, let's do it.

[02:55:49] Yo, I'm deaf and yo what up agent hey, what up man? How you doing? What's your confession today, man? I'm doing good

[02:55:57] Yes me

[02:56:07] There's just no way he's about to tell a fake story bro

[02:56:11] I'm telling you. There's no way this story. He's about to tell us real. It's a real story

[02:56:16] All right, let me drag you back come back in. There's no way bro. There's no way

[02:56:26] Yo yo yo I put it on my life. This is a real story. Okay, go ahead tell it

[02:56:34] Don't use no name like that though

[02:56:36] All right, it's a short story. That's cool. Um

[02:56:39] I'm a star it's like really really short. So there's this one kid Noah in our class. I'm actually a retard

[02:56:47] I said a name already

[02:56:49] You know what bro?

[02:56:54] No, you guys fine just just save the story bro just like keep it here. No, no, please please please

[02:56:59] But you said the nickname now

[02:57:01] Just like 40 know it this like

[02:57:03] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay. All right. Cool. All right. So should I continue to the game or just let me just say just say I got oh my god.

[02:57:14] Aiden Ross with the hundred gift is

[02:57:18] Aiden Ross with the hundred get this dog

[02:57:22] See you

[02:57:24] Appreciate the hundo of my boy

[02:57:27] You got the list for that. Hey, we ain't I'm not gonna let niggas talk about you like that Chase

[02:57:33] And what and what the niggas doing on the English language nigga? I

[02:57:39] Fuck with your list game. Yeah, I fuck with you bro. You my favorite

[02:57:44] Modo base within 25 preset about which I appreciate it

[02:57:48] motor base with a 25

[02:57:51] Is it cut is it cut this is a 35 sent off?

[02:57:56] Yeah, bro, appreciate it man. Don't be 25 a depreciate that hundo. Thank you, man. Thank you

[02:58:02] All right, I'm ready pause

[02:58:05] Yo, no, go ahead go ahead go ahead. All right, so it was hold on

[02:58:14] Yo, shake some ass, nigga, we don't shake ass around here, come on now, yo, my nigga.

[02:58:26] Two hunnit and one hunnit.

[02:58:34] All that for me not to get gifted, bro, that's, you just gotta get lucky, gang, I don't

[02:58:37] know what to say.

[02:58:38] Yo, check out Noities, man, if you receive the gift, make sure to aid it, thank you.

[02:58:43] 200 yo by the way that might be like the second or third time somebody is hit that 200 so button bro

[02:58:50] So that's fucking legendary man

[02:58:53] That ass

[02:58:54] Real hope all as well my god. Love your stream in the snow. Oh appreciate it. Thanks, man. I'm happy you enjoyed it

[02:59:01] I almost died up there. So I'm happy niggas is fucking with it. Gango all as well man all as well appreciate you dog

[02:59:09] Wow

[02:59:11] My fault, my fault Chase, my fault, my fault, my fault, I got you right, bro.

[02:59:15] Yo, it's been so long since I've talked to you, bro.

[02:59:17] It's been like a month, bro.

[02:59:19] Well, last time I talked to you, you didn't say bye to me, dick face.

[02:59:23] Come on, you can't call me a dick face.

[02:59:25] I'm sorry.

[02:59:26] Because you're a dick face.

[02:59:28] No, no, you're a doofus dick face, first of all.

[02:59:31] You're a dick face, bro.

[02:59:32] Go ahead, Chase, don't even go.

[02:59:34] All right, all right.

[02:59:35] So, it was 8th grade, because 7th grade year our principal got moved.

[02:59:39] 8th grade principal. He was like a really chill dude his mom his not mom his wife would always like make cookies for the school

[02:59:46] Sometimes like the good kids

[02:59:48] Let's get past that um

[02:59:51] So this is kid that you already know about yeah, you know how high school people are they're met their gooners

[02:59:55] You know their brains develop them whatever you want to say. Yeah. Yeah

[02:59:59] So we had a festival um

[03:00:02] not festival like an uh

[03:00:04] Announcement not announcement. What do you want to call it assembly assembly about um

[03:00:10] Like bullying just a regular assembly, you know be good be nice to people get your grades good

[03:00:16] um and

[03:00:18] No, at least it's a man again. Chuck it bro. No was a bad kid. This assembly was because of him

[03:00:23] He was like fooling people. He was smoke. No was smoking in the bathroom. No was getting the detention every day

[03:00:30] His name man at this point fuck it

[03:00:33] No, no, no, no

[03:00:35] Okay

[03:00:38] So yo the assembly's about him and his girlfriend, but his girlfriend's not his girlfriend Annabelle

[03:00:43] She's a dickhead too. I mean

[03:00:50] Yeah, man

[03:00:52] You know know a pull-up bro. No, no, I'll bite you

[03:01:00] Oh

[03:01:05] Hey, hey, you better lock in boy. All right

[03:01:19] Gang if they had a whole assembly because he keeps bullying people chase you're not touching him

[03:01:25] Yo, I don't go to the same school as them bro. Like

[03:01:30] All right, no you a bitch. All right

[03:01:35] bro so this this dude's a goonie right and I don't know how people like searching his name

[03:01:43] but he found a video of our principal in a random girl in a bed and the girl cut wait okay I'm gonna

[03:01:50] say this the girl comes home and he gets in the principal gets caught watching porn in the scene

[03:01:56] and then I don't like no cap the thing is like it's like a skit yeah it's a skit

[03:02:02] of your principal game the cop watching prom yes like I don't know it's like a

[03:02:11] stupid ass scene like bro I put the story on God it's still out there

[03:02:19] hold on man no nigga where's name no no do not say his name dude I put on

[03:02:31] everything like he's fired now he's not anywhere in the district I imagine what

[03:02:37] you said now I said I imagine that yeah yeah yeah and you wait do you remember

[03:02:45] that story I told you about that dude who said he was gonna all with my sister

[03:02:54] origin story yeah yeah he's in jail now

[03:03:01] I'm still gas

[03:03:05] I'm playing a claptrap right now anybody spamming delbies

[03:03:11] He was caught selling drugs in the school bathroom like four times

[03:03:18] See oh my god, so he didn't go to jail for that

[03:03:23] You know what you went to jail for but that guy's a weirdo heard you well. I changed. Thanks for fucking sharing, bro

[03:03:31] Love you. Love you too man. Get the fuck out of here. What's it wait? He's about to troll. I know this nigga way too well

[03:03:38] He's not gonna leave without trolling. Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna say some bullshit. That's what the fuck you gonna say

[03:03:44] alright

[03:03:49] Cracking agent story time I

[03:03:54] Simply don't understand the point of the cap. I just don't get it. Yo, bro

[03:04:01] Yo.

[03:04:06] Yo.

[03:04:08] Wait, you can be here with me?

[03:04:10] What?

[03:04:11] Hi.

[03:04:13] This is a, I got to be on Pudge.

[03:04:17] Huh?

[03:04:18] I had to meet you, hi.

[03:04:20] So you want to hear how I cracked you?

[03:04:24] I know, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:04:26] Let me restart this whole phrase.

[03:04:29] How's your, how's your day been?

[03:04:30] How's your day been?

[03:04:31] I'm not, it's been cool.

[03:04:33] That's good.

[03:04:34] All right.

[03:04:35] So I was walking down in Georgia,

[03:04:38] just for the chat, by the way,

[03:04:39] like you already know where I met you and everything.

[03:04:43] You know what I mean?

[03:04:44] Right.

[03:04:45] Yeah, I met you and I was like,

[03:04:46] yo, let me take you to my place

[03:04:51] and we can have a fun time.

[03:04:53] We're part of Atlanta.

[03:04:54] We're part of Atlanta, you're staying.

[03:04:56] Marietta.

[03:04:57] What part?

[03:05:00] Marietta, Marietta.

[03:05:02] I know, like north or south.

[03:05:04] Oh, like north or no.

[03:05:06] Like in between, like north though, more north.

[03:05:09] North? So you're north? Okay, that doesn't exist.

[03:05:11] It's east or west. Dumb fuck. Dick face.

[03:05:13] You fucking fraud. It's east or west cop.

[03:05:15] Nobody says north, Marietta, dick face.

[03:05:18] No, like, like you know what I mean.

[03:05:20] Like north, if you go north of it.

[03:05:22] Where? Like what's the, what's, what school is right there?

[03:05:26] What school would you say is right there?

[03:05:28] So, you know-

[03:05:29] What school?

[03:05:30] What school is right there, North?

[03:05:32] I dropped out of third grade, so I don't really know.

[03:05:34] Tannisaw State, you fraud, you were a fraud,

[03:05:37] you don't know the area, get the fuck out of here.

[03:05:39] He's a liar, couldn't tell you basic geography

[03:05:42] of Atlanta, what a fraud.

[03:05:44] Genuinely, actually a fraud.

[03:05:46] My ex is kidding me, update!

[03:05:50] Yo!

[03:05:56] Yo, you're back yo

[03:06:08] You finally lost weight man

[03:06:15] Right yeah, all right, bro. Yeah, okay, you gave your kidney to your exit sit it on you

[03:06:26] You're gonna remember fires there. Yeah, you're the guy with the fucking James Hardin profile picture that X is currently getting her kidney

[03:06:33] Punch day by all types of dick at University

[03:06:38] Okay, perfect. All right, is that after it? I guess I mean, yeah

[03:06:47] Hey bro, I got another story, but the update is my ex is a part of the 305

[03:06:51] You know what that means, right? Yes, he's in the streets, bro

[03:06:53] If you want to catch her she's at a gentleman's club getting my kidney punched in and

[03:07:05] With your kidney right now

[03:07:08] Yeah, bro, who knows what the fuck she's doing you feel what I'm saying

[03:07:11] It's being used as a come bucket as we speak problem

[03:07:13] You throw in a hundred bucks. She might give you a handy and some pussy man

[03:07:17] It's a fucking miracle that you didn't go down a red pill rabbit hole, bro

[03:07:23] I

[03:07:25] Unless I say man love life. You feel I'm saying okay. Okay good good good good

[03:07:30] What am I gonna do? What am I doing? I'm gonna go and Mortal Kombat my way up her fucking vagina and rip my kidney out and put it back

[03:07:37] What am I gonna do? 304 not 305 305 is Miami, right? I mean shit. It don't matter the difference to the same 304 is being

[03:07:43] Miami. It's the same shit. All right

[03:07:45] So what's your story man?

[03:07:48] Hey, bro, so you know

[03:07:50] Last time I told the story here I shouldn't uh, uh, sorority girls bat through, you feel what I'm saying?

[03:07:54] I do remember that, yeah.

[03:07:55] They never uh, figured that out which is, uh, a blessing, you feel what I'm saying?

[03:08:00] So uh, but, like um, a month later we went back to the strip, so Rutgers has a strip

[03:08:05] like they have a bunch of bars and stuff, a bunch of cool food spots.

[03:08:09] But that's not my vibe!

[03:08:10] You feel what I'm saying?

[03:08:11] Of course not.

[03:08:12] I like staying at the crib!

[03:08:13] Yeah, you like playing Halo 2 with the boys on split screen, fuckin' nerd, go ahead.

[03:08:16] Um, I'm not that fucking old buddy

[03:08:20] No, it's 35 years old buddy. Be honest with you. Nobody played that fucking game

[03:08:23] That's a lot of shit. First of all first first the first the first of all

[03:08:30] Nigga what are you playing game you play among us you play among the girls

[03:08:35] What are you talking about? I am not 35 years old. I'm not a loaning up halo to voluntarily game

[03:08:40] I'm gonna be honest with you. That shit is for old people. All right now

[03:08:44] Can I finish my story you shut the fuck up? No, I can't let you get that off gang. Halo was for old people. What are you talking about?

[03:08:51] bro agent wanted

[03:08:56] Halo was for old people

[03:08:59] nah, I

[03:09:01] Never heard that before

[03:09:03] Halo is for old people yo take that back though like that offends me as a gamer, bro. Take it back

[03:09:14] The year I was born!

[03:09:16] What year is that?

[03:09:17] Why the fuck am I playing that game, agent?

[03:09:19] What year is that?

[03:09:20] What year is that?

[03:09:21] 2004!

[03:09:22] Okay, okay.

[03:09:23] Have you ever watched a movie that came out around the time you were born?

[03:09:26] You fucking bros-o!

[03:09:28] You actual-

[03:09:29] You actual fucking bros-o!

[03:09:31] No, no, no! You're not listening to me!

[03:09:32] You're talking about loading up a video game, agent!

[03:09:34] I didn't load up the game, gang!

[03:09:36] I'll be honest with you.

[03:09:37] I probably watched the movie, I didn't load up the game!

[03:09:40] Alright?

[03:09:41] 2004 this my fucking birthday you old fuck what are you 50 holy shit now

[03:09:48] let me continue my story right thank you that fuck

[03:09:55] nah you squeeze that shit in your heart like that

[03:09:58] cuz I was about to let this shit go then you had to sneak in and ask your

[03:10:02] insult nigga take that shit back bitch nah take that shit back take that shit

[03:10:06] back bro make me I can't make you over I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make you

[03:10:13] you just told me your girl has your girl has your ex-girl has your kidney

[03:10:25] right and she's strict new Rutgers nigga I'm gonna bet no battery for you

[03:10:33] Bet, bet, bet, bet, bet.

[03:10:35] Hey, AJ, how's Emily doing?

[03:10:36] She's, I'm sure she's doing fine.

[03:10:38] Like.

[03:10:39] She's doing fine, do you check up on her like,

[03:10:41] when time goes on, do you usually just

[03:10:43] check up on her or stuff like that?

[03:10:44] I mean, I mean, she like from time to time,

[03:10:47] like it makes sense to say like,

[03:10:48] how's everything going, what's going on, stuff like that.

[03:10:51] Okay, now let me ask you a chat.

[03:10:53] Do you guys usually check up on your exes

[03:10:55] by time to time or no?

[03:10:57] No, what's exes gotta do with anything?

[03:10:59] Cause this is not.

[03:11:00] No, I mean, are you talking about,

[03:11:01] No, I'm just saying, are you talking to your ex?

[03:11:03] I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to-

[03:11:04] Okay good, cause are you in front of your ex?

[03:11:06] Was I talking to you, agent?

[03:11:07] So why did you get so offended?

[03:11:08] I'm not getting offended, I'm-

[03:11:10] You- You can't-

[03:11:11] Bitch, this is a fucking domestic bitch!

[03:11:13] You can't start asking questions, nigga!

[03:11:15] You're not Dr. Phil?

[03:11:16] Now let me- let me have a conversation with the chat

[03:11:19] and not you!

[03:11:20] It's a question to the chat!

[03:11:21] You respond!

[03:11:22] Alright?

[03:11:24] Now, Chad, do you guys catch up with your exes or no?

[03:11:28] Cause me personally, I don't.

[03:11:31] Thank you, oh look at that niggas not even responding, bro

[03:11:41] Thank you, thank you now. Let me get back to my confession you fucking dumb bitch appreciate it so look ah

[03:11:49] Rutgers University don't I'm saying they have a strip you were the Rutgers

[03:11:53] No, well, I know cuz I knew you wouldn't answer mark go ahead my full I was about to give you some credit

[03:11:58] Now then you go to derive on it good

[03:12:11] Bro got a double-digit IQ you don't gonna know Rutgers nigga. I go ahead tell your story bro

[03:12:18] Rutgers University has a strip filled with bars and filled with like food spots, but that's not my type of thing

[03:12:26] That's not what I do. I like playing the game. Which one you're interrupting me said halo to which one buddy plays

[03:12:30] I say I'm just saying we'll get me play a game. What's one which one?

[03:12:35] Whatever's on my Xbox home screen

[03:12:38] Bro, he's a fucking bot niggas still on Xbox is 2025 by the way go ahead

[03:12:47] That's worse that's that did that means you could afford a PC and you play on Xbox that's worse all

[03:12:53] Xbox games on PC dickface

[03:12:55] Okay, really now go to your search bar where it says it's on the bottom right there and search up game pass and tell me what the fuck pops up

[03:13:01] I will pop up when you switch when you switch up game pass on this on the sea on the bottom of your screen

[03:13:05] I mean the Xbox app. Oh

[03:13:07] Really? Wow, isn't that fucking crazy, but this PC though. Do you understand?

[03:13:13] Oh, and now I'm gonna run it using PC PC quality PC performance. Do you think I

[03:13:21] So you play on PC then you fucking dick face

[03:13:24] You play on PC. You play on PC. You play on PC. You play. No, no, no, no, you play on PC. It's a windows opera. This is right

[03:13:32] You play on PC. Go ahead. Tell your story

[03:13:36] So what I do um

[03:13:39] So I get forced to go to a barry for our family a bar. No, I don't want to go to usually they be jealous of

[03:13:44] Oh, that's not your vocabulary

[03:13:47] Usually they make fun of the people that you know sit in the corner and don't do much. I don't drink

[03:13:51] I don't smoke. I go to a bar. I sit there and I watch everybody else do what they got to do because it be honest with you

[03:13:57] if you go to clubs and bars

[03:14:00] All that shit is just people standing around like if you really take a step back and you're at a club and you look around

[03:14:07] nobody's doing nothing

[03:14:09] Can you're white people? You're a loser, bro. I don't I'm sorry

[03:14:13] This this confession might never end. You're just a loser, bro

[03:14:16] They're socializing if you don't want to socialize you could stay home and touch yourself

[03:14:21] Which is I'm sure what you see your time doing when you're on your Xbox app on PC. They're socializing

[03:14:27] They're watching the game, right? They're not just actually standing around doing nothing that they're being humans and socializing

[03:14:34] Or I said I was forced into the bar. I don't want to go I don't want to go

[03:14:40] So they could be socializing I wouldn't go a fuck. I just didn't want to be there in the first place

[03:14:46] right so that's why I sit my ass back in the corner and let everybody do what

[03:14:51] they got to do it doesn't even look like they're socializing people are just

[03:14:55] sitting with a beer in their hand playing with their fucking nuts and

[03:14:59] there's nothing but men looking over these women that don't want them I'm

[03:15:03] gonna be honest with you it's a bunch of deans Ethiopian deans going for

[03:15:08] women not getting no ass and no play I'm gonna be honest you sit there you

[03:15:14] You smelly girl what fuck and let me speak.

[03:15:19] Let me honest.

[03:15:20] Niggah, do you have a script bro?

[03:15:21] I'm not even saying anything,

[03:15:23] but what the fuck is you talking about?

[03:15:25] No, no, actually what are you fucking talking about?

[03:15:27] You're gonna tell me a bunch of bars

[03:15:29] on a strip near campus at Rutgers

[03:15:32] and you can't find no hoes gang.

[03:15:34] Is that what you mean to tell me?

[03:15:35] Okay, run my story you dumb bitch.

[03:15:38] All right, now let me finish.

[03:15:39] So I get into a bar, it's me, my other homeboy, and his girl.

[03:15:46] So it's three of us.

[03:15:47] You feel what I'm saying?

[03:15:48] I'm third wheeling low key.

[03:15:49] I'mma be honest.

[03:15:52] But third wheeling is, you know, it gets a little uncomfortable because when they go

[03:15:56] and do what they gotta do, I'm over here plucking my ass here in the corner.

[03:15:59] I'm plucking my ass here in the corner.

[03:16:02] They over here having the time of their lives.

[03:16:04] Hey, what about me?

[03:16:05] We're the friend dad.

[03:16:06] You don't even think about me?

[03:16:08] Why ain't you reprinting bitches?

[03:16:09] right so now what I gotta do is I gotta actually try go to club and find

[03:16:16] somebody to do something with but I don't want to do that cuz I don't have

[03:16:20] the time of day no it's because you're pussy game don't don't gloss over they

[03:16:25] said hey if you're a bitch say it with me say say I'm a bitch say it say it

[03:16:32] you're a bitch nigga you can't you don't have the time of day nigga you're

[03:16:36] Oh

[03:16:38] AJ you put me in a discord call with Emily for 20 minutes. I promise you I'll take your bitch

[03:16:53] You're not taking shit for nobody to get

[03:16:57] Dragon Emily to all your arguments game friends. I mean weird bro. No, you guys are friends great friends, man

[03:17:04] Hey, I mess with it. I see the kind of right you guys are taking school. But yeah, you're a bitch

[03:17:10] So none of say it though say it. All right, so come on gang. Don't skip my homeboy. No, no, hold on

[03:17:17] You don't want to talk to anyone at the bar

[03:17:21] because you're bitch

[03:17:23] No, it's just not my kind of speed you feel it. Oh, you're a library type of guy

[03:17:29] You feel it. I'm saying I like to I like sit to be natural

[03:17:33] You're a discord kind of guy, huh?

[03:17:37] Me I'm never on a court. Are you crazy? You're a discord type of nigga. No

[03:17:45] You go crazy on this girl you're a discord and only fans type of nigga. I know about you bro

[03:17:51] Go ahead bro. Go ahead. You know that type of nigga to talk in a bar. Okay. I bet

[03:17:55] I'm just let you have it because you just keep fucking talking

[03:17:57] Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[03:17:59] So, you feel what I'm saying?

[03:18:00] Yeah.

[03:18:01] Those, my homie and this girl, you feel me?

[03:18:03] They go do what they got to do.

[03:18:04] I'm over here looking like a bot in the corner.

[03:18:07] I'm over here drinking a zero sugar Coca-Cola

[03:18:10] in the corner.

[03:18:11] Real nigga, real nigga.

[03:18:12] You feel what I'm saying?

[03:18:13] I don't like the alcohol stuff.

[03:18:16] Sometimes Coca-Cola regular can be a little too sugary,

[03:18:19] you feel what I'm saying?

[03:18:20] So I enjoy my time with a zero sugar Coke.

[03:18:22] It's better than diet, my friend.

[03:18:24] Thanks.

[03:18:25] Oh, you feel me? What do I gotta do right now? In a position I'm in?

[03:18:29] I gotta go run down. You feel what I'm saying?

[03:18:31] Okay.

[03:18:33] I pull the car. You know, I go back outside, I get my height boosters from the car,

[03:18:37] because I got height boosters. I'm not gonna lie 5D. You feel what I'm saying? I gotta get every inch of it.

[03:18:40] Game, game, game. You brought your height boosters out?

[03:18:43] Of course. You feel what I'm saying? I had to.

[03:18:47] So, I go get the height boosters. I go from 5' 8 to 6' foot.

[03:18:50] Shit, shit crazy. Feel what I'm saying? I'm really up here.

[03:18:53] I got nothing but long legs and the short ass torso my waist being probably like five six

[03:18:59] She looked unproportional, but we we tall

[03:19:11] I'm my plan is to go run down. You feel me? I got to height myself up

[03:19:15] So I go to her bathroom for me as a one person. It's a family bathroom. Yeah one with baby shit

[03:19:19] I lock it. I play a finally rich by cheap keep I start having myself up if you know I'm saying cuz running down on women

[03:19:26] I haven't done a minute. I mean

[03:19:28] Last bitch I ran down on she took my fucking kitty now. It's like PTSD. What's the best one my other kitty down?

[03:19:34] It's really fucked. What do I do, huh?

[03:19:37] Well, just you know, just keep it just don't give it away

[03:19:41] Yeah

[03:19:42] So I go to the bathroom start playing finally rich. I get my I get hype. I leave you know I'm saying

[03:19:47] Yeah, I go basically what I do is I warm up you feel what I'm saying

[03:19:52] I try to get the the lone soldiers that like the big you feel me the big bitches need some love too

[03:19:58] You know I'm saying but not for me you feel me so I go I'm gonna run down on some big bitches

[03:20:05] They need some love too. They're waiting for somebody to go up to them. You know

[03:20:09] Nobody nobody going up to the realistically. I'll be honest look, but I'm gonna do it

[03:20:15] You know just to get my shot warmed up

[03:20:17] Calcora he took 13 shots a game when he was in this prime. You know what I'm doing same shit

[03:20:23] So that's my first shot going up. I bring up a big bitch. You saw what I'm saying. How you doing? Where's your day?

[03:20:29] She's white. You feel me? So where's your day? God damn it, bro. How's your day?

[03:20:33] How's your day? Where's your day? God? I'm talking to fast. Oh my god

[03:20:39] How's your day? You feel what I'm saying?

[03:20:41] I get her Instagram, we start talking, okay?

[03:20:45] I leave, I back door her, in middle conversation I say

[03:20:49] I gotta go piss, you feel what I'm saying?

[03:20:52] Because she don't want to get him, be honest.

[03:20:54] So I leave, I gotta go piss, respectfully.

[03:20:58] I'll talk to you later, you know, all the socials.

[03:21:00] I'll probably block her by then.

[03:21:02] Probably block her while I'm in the bathroom, be honest.

[03:21:04] So that's my first shot going up.

[03:21:06] Then my whole boy called me, yo.

[03:21:09] I need some help. My girl is about to throw up. Wait, what you want me to do? I'm not fucking

[03:21:18] Superman. Like, be honest. You're the boyfriend. I'm just on me. Cool. I go to them. I go to

[03:21:24] their little fish and I'm like, oh, what's going on? She's about to throw up. Can you

[03:21:29] help us? Like, what you want me to do? I said, I'm going to go get the car. Bring

[03:21:32] Brings her to the bathroom, cool.

[03:21:36] Brings her to the bathroom, the woman's bathroom specifically.

[03:21:39] I'm not going in, but she said, I need you to go in with me.

[03:21:42] And then what do you want me to do

[03:21:44] when there's a bunch of women in the bathroom?

[03:21:46] And you're the one throwing up?

[03:21:47] She better understand it, okay.

[03:21:49] So, hold on.

[03:21:52] So I go in, right?

[03:21:54] They're like, oh, you know what I gotta do?

[03:21:59] What, bitch?

[03:22:00] Come on.

[03:22:01] I'm just helping a girl out.

[03:22:03] You feel what I'm saying?

[03:22:04] That's last resort.

[03:22:05] I gotta act like I'm gay.

[03:22:06] I'm gay.

[03:22:07] Gay niggas not allowed in there neither, gay.

[03:22:10] No, definitely not.

[03:22:12] I gotta act like I'm gay.

[03:22:13] Hey, gay niggas not allowed in there neither, bro.

[03:22:15] Sorry.

[03:22:16] They definitely are.

[03:22:19] And I would go through.

[03:22:21] I split the red lane like I was 2019.

[03:22:24] Y'all were in.

[03:22:25] Like this shit was butter.

[03:22:28] I'm being honest.

[03:22:29] That's what I had to do, bro, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:22:31] I'm just having a homegirl out, you know what I'm saying?

[03:22:34] Now she's throwing up,

[03:22:36] and these girls are having conversation with me,

[03:22:38] and I gotta have this gay accent with me.

[03:22:40] Like, I'm so fruit, but the whole time,

[03:22:43] I'm just doing a homeboy fever.

[03:22:45] And this is not my woman.

[03:22:47] So I'm putting all this effort in.

[03:22:49] I'm like, like what?

[03:22:52] But then I start thinking,

[03:22:55] it's a lot of women around me.

[03:22:57] I already put up one shot.

[03:22:59] I'd be seeing how the homeboys be going to,

[03:23:01] the fruits be going to the sleepovers.

[03:23:04] I'm like, hold off.

[03:23:06] Now, now we in the zone.

[03:23:09] Now it's like, hmm, since I already put up my first shot,

[03:23:13] I don't need to put up the second shot straight.

[03:23:16] I can just put up all these other shots while I'm getting

[03:23:20] real good.

[03:23:22] So you know what I'd be doing?

[03:23:24] Oh, you pretty.

[03:23:25] Let me get you socials.

[03:23:27] Boom!

[03:23:28] There goes another one.

[03:23:29] Second shot.

[03:23:31] Boom!

[03:23:32] There goes another one.

[03:23:33] Third shot.

[03:23:37] Boom!

[03:23:38] Boom!

[03:23:39] Oh my god.

[03:23:40] Now I got a heat check.

[03:23:42] Kevin Love on the Timberwolves.

[03:23:45] I see a real six foot three.

[03:23:47] She's on the volleyball team

[03:23:48] cause I've seen her face before.

[03:23:49] This would be clear.

[03:23:50] You're in the bathroom this whole time, right?

[03:23:52] Yes, yes.

[03:23:53] While she's throwing up, while she's throwing up.

[03:23:56] I'm saying, come on bro, this is not my woman.

[03:23:58] I don't care, look, let's be honest.

[03:24:00] I'll put it up somewhere.

[03:24:04] I say, oh girl, you're tall as hell.

[03:24:06] Let me get you so-so, she's pretty.

[03:24:08] Bang, fish, not going, I'm five for five.

[03:24:11] I'm five for five, I'm be honest.

[03:24:13] Cow, quarter.

[03:24:16] But the thing is in my mind, I'm like,

[03:24:19] as long as I'm in this flow state,

[03:24:23] I can take up as many shots as I want.

[03:24:53] you

[03:25:23] you

[03:25:53] you

[03:26:23] you

[03:26:53] you

[03:27:23] I

[03:27:37] Freaks what is this they start doing my makeup put a eyelash on me like I don't yeah, you got to wear a skirt

[03:27:46] Right nigga don't get you right. No, no, no, no, also, um, I feel like at that age, bro

[03:27:52] We don't call this shit a sleepover no more gang. You're not a child money. Yeah, what are you talking about?

[03:27:57] Call it niggas talking about that they do sleepovers, bro

[03:28:01] No, that's called crashing at a friend's crib

[03:28:04] crashing out of French crib

[03:28:07] Hmm. Yeah, I'm a sleeper. What do you what do you call it? What do you call after ripe age of 50?

[03:28:12] well luckily for me, I got like

[03:28:15] Many different properties. So I really don't have a reason to crash anyone else's crib

[03:28:19] So at my age, at my age, yeah, I could just pick one and then sleep there for the night.

[03:28:26] All right.

[03:28:27] Yeah.

[03:28:28] But yeah, bro, um, more story is, it's still, uh, there's still, um, gay privilege out

[03:28:37] in this world, you feel what I'm saying?

[03:28:40] So if you, if you really are, what's the privilege there?

[03:28:46] The thing is like, I promise you bro,

[03:28:49] if I came in that bitch like a normal human being

[03:28:51] straight as hell, I'm not gonna lie,

[03:28:53] I was probably gonna shoot like two for 20, be honest.

[03:28:59] And I still got the hype boosters on, I'm 6'1".

[03:29:02] I'm still sure it's 2 for 20.

[03:29:03] Hey, we got niggas wearing hype boosters outside,

[03:29:05] check, ain't that shit crazy?

[03:29:07] Well you gotta really think about that.

[03:29:09] And you know what, that is called equality man,

[03:29:11] cause women be wearing the bras with the padding

[03:29:14] And so I'm not mad at a nigga wearing a height booster, bro. That ass. I'm not mad at it, bro

[03:29:20] Now I will say we might have to draw the line at a bulge booster

[03:29:24] Like once we start installing bulges, then I think we crossed the line as men, bro

[03:29:28] Hear me out though

[03:29:30] The bulls booster is good. Oh, but you can't fake the size

[03:29:34] You feel I'm saying like you could put a bulls booster like you could you could well

[03:29:38] Yeah, but you can't it's the same thing with bras

[03:29:40] You can't did your titties you too. You can't make this shit bigger than it is

[03:29:43] But you can wear that the shit with the pattern so that it looked bigger when you got pulled on

[03:29:47] It's the same shit. It's different cuz hear me out. Just growers and showers. Well, do you have a bulge booster?

[03:29:53] me nah

[03:29:59] I'm just saying there's growing shows out there in the world

[03:30:02] And you're you're a grower for sure me. How do you know that cuz the shower wouldn't say that?

[03:30:10] Okay, yeah, I'm just saying me personally myself when it's cold outside. You feel it. I'm saying I'm gripping my balls

[03:30:18] With one hand you feel it. I'm saying so but when it's hot outside. I gotta use both

[03:30:23] To submit the area of what I got going on. I don't want to know about your bullseyes

[03:30:28] So I'm just saying um if if both foosters are cool. You just got to be a

[03:30:34] If you're a grower you can use them, but you just got to have the right size

[03:30:37] Thanks for your tips doc appreciate it bro and thank you for your story and

[03:30:43] congratulations on coming out bro. Appreciate it. He said appreciate it.

[03:30:53] Oh shit. Get in call bitch repellent. Yo yo man how you doing? I'm doing alright.

[03:31:04] your chat is the uh check my face when i'm over here what's your story man uh you know so uh this

[03:31:12] happened in college well yeah um there was like one night during an event and then uh i saw this

[03:31:19] like girl that i think is like pretty pretty attractive so i was like walking the turn one

[03:31:23] not and um she was like bad cool and whatnot and then i was like i was talking

[03:31:37] hey come back and tell the story nigga what you paying for man come back and tell the story bro

[03:31:43] come on we knew based off the title that you're a nervous archetype man there's no need for don't

[03:31:49] Panic like that, bro. I've never seen anybody do that before. It's fucking crazy

[03:31:54] Hey, don't laugh at anything else hilarious that was hilarious

[03:32:03] Go ahead man tell the story come on man

[03:32:07] Yeah, anyways, yeah, so like I was like I was the long-term one night like we like some

[03:32:12] So some some guys there too and I was trying to talk to her and then these guys like aren't really

[03:32:19] I like hanging out with them. They're not not normally like my

[03:32:23] My my friends and whatnot. Hey, you're not on stage, bro. You're at your house, right?

[03:32:29] Yeah, yeah, you are at your crib. You don't have to rush through the story. You know, we're here

[03:32:34] We're here. Let's go talk though. That's our talk though

[03:32:37] I slow it slow it down a little bit because I feel like you could tell the story a little bit clearer

[03:32:41] You're not in a rush. I'm not gonna rush you out of here. Okay

[03:32:47] Anyways, these guys like aren't my uh

[03:32:49] My my friends and whatnot even though I hang out with them and then the entire time I was like trying to talk to her like they're

[03:32:55] This one guy particular was like, bro, you're bald, bro

[03:32:59] Yo, he's bald. He's fat and he's picky like bro pick a struggle in one night

[03:33:03] I'm like that was like having the entire night and whatnot and then I'll do making her laugh and whatnot

[03:33:09] And I thought like she was like, you know feeling me and whatnot and then literally at the end of the night

[03:33:17] Before everybody left she she goes. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie your actual bitch repellent. Um, please don't talk to me again

[03:33:25] And then uh, yeah, that was uh, yeah, that's it

[03:33:30] You know that is right

[03:33:32] No, that means that

[03:33:35] She's she's being a bitch because she had a couple negative experiences with other men

[03:33:42] Straight up like what even if you thought a woman was unattractive you would never tell her to her face like

[03:33:46] Yeah, bitch, no need to whatever fuck you and walk away, right? Like you'd be an asshole for doing it

[03:33:51] Exactly, so she but she just has some sort of trauma and so it's fuck her

[03:33:58] Yo, she's also a model too that I didn't realize yeah

[03:34:01] That's that's actually what I if you told me like guess what her job is I probably would have said that

[03:34:07] Yeah, and at the end of the day, bro

[03:34:10] The last nigga just had to turn gay to shoot some shots in the women's bathroom. So

[03:34:16] Think I'm gay, bro. I think I'm getting like that. Yeah, it doesn't work. Wait, why make us think you're gay?

[03:34:24] Because because they just think I'm mad like the way that I am it's like, you know, like

[03:34:30] Like like you said the nervous archetype and like why not people think I'm corny and crutching not so like

[03:34:36] There's like bro. You get no bitches, bro

[03:34:39] And like it's like either I get no bitches cuz I'm gay or cuz I just don't like women

[03:34:44] Where you

[03:34:46] Where do you be? What city you staying?

[03:34:50] Rhode Island

[03:34:52] You gotta move out game. I'm telling you

[03:34:54] Yeah, it's like that might be a Rhode Island thing bro

[03:34:56] I'm telling you even even even if you're a little awkward or you talk different or you like kind of like you

[03:35:02] You just rush through your sentences a little bit. It there's bra. I'm telling you

[03:35:05] There's a woman that likes all different archetypes now even if it's less common

[03:35:10] I'm telling you gang telling you bro. That's like I think sometimes when you live in certain places

[03:35:15] You just think every place is like that. That's simply not true, bro

[03:35:17] Try Boston don't ever and you'd like go to Boston money

[03:35:20] Don't go do not go to Boston go anywhere, but Boston, but like little bit

[03:35:25] Yeah, yeah, don't say anything good about Boston. Yeah, good. Well, the chat love you. So I mean,

[03:35:34] shit, there's that. You're not repelling the chat. Yeah, hell yeah, man. All right, bro, thanks for

[03:35:39] sharing, man. All right, see you man. Later. That was so interesting.

[03:35:48] That was so interesting. Crash into a white man's house.

[03:35:50] Yo, you hear me? Yeah, what's up, man? What's up, bro? So just to

[03:36:04] This happened like almost 10 years ago. Um, before I was with my homeboys, we were just

[03:36:13] chilling. It was like a weekend. And we went to the store and they were like fucking

[03:36:18] around and the lady was like the cashier lady she was like talking to me she was like you

[03:36:24] look like the smart one and you're judged by the company you keep i'm like damn like

[03:36:29] what you trying to say because like we're like we're normal but like i don't know the way my

[03:36:36] friends dress they may seem like a bit like thuggy and ski mask and nikey texan shirt

[03:36:43] Yeah, he got like a sleeve. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, you know, it's crazy, bro. I told him I forget it yet. He has like

[03:36:52] a throat. I was about to say, what does it say on his throat?

[03:36:57] It's like a I don't even know what it is. It's it's not words. It's like a emoji like weird

[03:37:03] shit. He put an emoji on his throat. It's like a it's like a Pokemon or some shit.

[03:37:08] I don't know, nigga got that Gyarados throat, huh?

[03:37:13] Like, yes, yeah, he got that Onyx throat.

[03:37:19] All right, good, yeah.

[03:37:25] And so I'm like, oh, why you say that?

[03:37:26] She's like, no, just birds of a feather flock together.

[03:37:30] I'm like, no, we're just chilling.

[03:37:32] I'll tell you, chill, we good.

[03:37:34] And then we bought a fucking lap.

[03:37:36] I kid you not, an hour later.

[03:37:38] So we hit Raisin' Canes, got some food,

[03:37:42] and then we left.

[03:37:44] And we're just trying to find another spot

[03:37:45] because my other homeboy didn't want Canes.

[03:37:47] So we're trying to find like America's best wings

[03:37:49] or Dave's Hot Chicken.

[03:37:52] And so we're in an area that I used to live in.

[03:37:55] So I'm like, all right, let me drive

[03:37:56] because I know where I'm going.

[03:37:57] So I'm driving my homeboy's car.

[03:38:01] Tell me why this dickhead puts his large sweet tea

[03:38:05] on the median in the car, and I'm driving and shit.

[03:38:09] It's not a cup holder, it's a fucking median

[03:38:11] that's in between like the passenger and the driver.

[03:38:14] Obviously that shit spills, spills all up in my lap.

[03:38:18] And like, we're in this neighborhood,

[03:38:21] I genuinely like swerve and just head on into this dude's house.

[03:38:29] Head on, then this is my friend's vehicle.

[03:38:33] And so I'm like sitting there.

[03:38:35] And my friend is like looking at me and the nigga in the back seat talking about drive drive

[03:38:39] as if it wasn't his fucking fault for putting the sweet tea in the median.

[03:38:43] And so I reverse we out of there.

[03:38:45] We the fence is like dragging on the back tire and we're out.

[03:38:49] And then we get out a couple blocks down to check if there's any damage.

[03:38:53] Like his bumper was pretty fucked up.

[03:38:54] Any damage if you go to a house.

[03:38:58] Bro, we just had to check.

[03:38:59] I mean, like this guy is pretty sturdy.

[03:39:01] Hey, any damage you think you've left unscathed Monica?

[03:39:06] bro it

[03:39:08] You know you never know bro like I've never like been into like the you know something like this

[03:39:13] Okay, how bad it was and like we low key got out. We were still in the neighborhood

[03:39:19] So that was kind of stupid we should have waited. Yeah, but like we got out and we're like checking the car and shit

[03:39:24] And I'm so mad and my other homeboys mad cuz it's his car and like, you know

[03:39:29] I'm like damn my mom's about to stomp me out and like I'm worried about like getting shit on my record

[03:39:35] But still we just leave and we don't even get food. We just like we leave go back to our house and bro

[03:39:43] I'm thinking about this shit all night. I'm like, damn

[03:39:45] I just crashed into somebody's house and and just did like that's a hidden run

[03:39:50] so I'm looking up on Google like hit and run like, you know

[03:39:54] consequences and shit and

[03:39:56] You know Google telling me the worst obviously like I'm about to go to jail and shit

[03:40:02] But like we're all right now this can't happen. So I'm like sleeping

[03:40:06] I'm like expecting to knock on my door or something because I'm expecting them to have a ring light

[03:40:11] They got the plate or whatever the next morning. I wake up and you know like I tell my mom like yeah

[03:40:17] I'm about to go to like Foot Locker or something

[03:40:20] so I take the car and I go back to the crib and

[03:40:24] And I'm like damn and I'm looking at his shit

[03:40:27] It's fucked up like his fence all his bushes are like there's leaves all over the sidewalk and shit and like

[03:40:34] Do you want to go back there with the same car?

[03:40:38] No, I went back there with my car this time. Oh, okay

[03:40:43] And with my homeboy

[03:40:45] If so, we're there. I'm not gonna door. I was gonna like pretend like I was like a you knocked on the door

[03:40:51] Yeah, no because I was gonna pretend like I was like a like a

[03:40:56] You know civilian like oh, I noticed damage to your house

[03:40:59] I was wondering how that happened because I wanted to get information like if they they like seeing shit like they seen us like

[03:41:05] Drive off and I'm you know looking back like that was kind of stupid

[03:41:10] But you know I knocked on the door and you came out and it was this white guy. He was like

[03:41:16] like, he looked pretty racist, like, you can't really, like there's a way you can look racist,

[03:41:25] you know what I mean?

[03:41:26] Maybe he was just angry somebody crashed into his house.

[03:41:29] I mean, yeah, but like still, if I saw him like in a grocery store, I feel like he would

[03:41:37] put his meanest heart on, like, he would, yeah, I don't know, but.

[03:41:42] Hey, nigga, hey, nigga, crashing to my crab.

[03:41:45] Just don't I'm racist for the day, too, gang.

[03:41:47] I'm gonna flow a little race.

[03:41:48] You are a nigga.

[03:41:49] You could be my shit.

[03:41:50] You're shit.

[03:41:51] The other shit.

[03:41:51] Because you could be that shit.

[03:41:53] This is the guy fucking hate everybody for the day, gang.

[03:41:56] All right.

[03:41:56] Somebody just crashed into my house.

[03:41:58] I'm furious.

[03:41:59] Yeah, I get.

[03:42:00] But he didn't know it was me, though.

[03:42:01] But I'm just mad in general.

[03:42:03] And then I got strangers asking me what happened to my house.

[03:42:06] Nigga, bitch, I don't know.

[03:42:08] I don't know.

[03:42:08] I woke up and it came like this.

[03:42:10] I

[03:42:12] wear

[03:42:14] I was wearing like a little disguise to

[03:42:17] On and in a hoodie this was summertime too. It's like

[03:42:22] You are the worst criminal of all time. Oh my god, bro

[03:42:28] I'm not a criminal. That's the thing

[03:42:33] Bro, I'm studying to be a doctor, bro

[03:42:36] I'm not a fuck. Oh, please don't ever go back there again, bro.

[03:42:41] I mean, let me tell you what happened now. Yeah. So like, you know, he opened the door.

[03:42:46] I'm like, yeah, I noticed some damage to your house here. He's like, yeah. Last night

[03:42:55] we heard a loud boom. We were eating dinner with my with my two year old daughter.

[03:42:59] I'm like, oh, fuck. And, you know, oh, the funny thing is too,

[03:43:03] there was a cop that had stopped somebody literally just around the corner

[03:43:08] like where the the Keynes is and like he said once he heard the boom and he

[03:43:15] like ran to the door he saw us drive off he like literally ran down the

[03:43:20] street to the cop to tell him what had just happened so I'm like well and he's

[03:43:26] like looking at me he's like looking deep into my eyes and shit I'm like watch

[03:43:30] out and he's like so why are you why are you asking me this like and I'm like

[03:43:36] tripping up on my words and shit I'm just saw because he saw right through the

[03:43:46] bullshit he's like was this you and I'm looking at my friend and my friend has

[03:43:52] instead of fucking word it's all me this is all me talking and so I just I

[03:43:56] I was just like, yeah, I did it.

[03:43:59] I want to help you out in some way.

[03:44:02] I felt bad.

[03:44:04] I didn't want to just fuck your shit up.

[03:44:06] And he's like, OK, well, thank you for telling me, man.

[03:44:12] I respect you for that.

[03:44:13] I really do.

[03:44:15] Because I filed a police report.

[03:44:17] I'm like, oh my gosh.

[03:44:19] He really filed a police report.

[03:44:21] Yeah, of course he did.

[03:44:22] He's going to have to file a police report

[03:44:24] because he's gonna go fucking get his money back

[03:44:26] for his home insurance.

[03:44:29] What do you mean?

[03:44:30] You don't gotta follow a police report for that, just.

[03:44:32] Nigga, if you're gonna tell your insurance,

[03:44:34] somebody destroyed your house and that's a crime.

[03:44:37] You're gonna say, did you follow police work?

[03:44:38] No, I didn't destroy shit, bro.

[03:44:40] I crashed into his house, bro.

[03:44:45] That's the same thing, bro.

[03:44:49] That's the same thing, bro.

[03:44:50] I think, no, this is what I'm trying to say, bro.

[03:44:53] like just call a nationwide, whoever you went

[03:44:57] and just be like, yo, like someone just fuck my shit up

[03:45:00] and they dip, would they not just give you the money?

[03:45:03] Cause they can go to that house.

[03:45:04] No, they gotta, they gotta home insurance.

[03:45:07] Every case is mad expensive.

[03:45:08] They're gonna have to do research to see

[03:45:10] if you're telling the truth.

[03:45:11] They gotta see who's at fault, what happened,

[03:45:14] any evidence.

[03:45:15] I'm talking about this,

[03:45:16] they don't want to be a doctor.

[03:45:17] Yeah, being a doctor has nothing to do with this,

[03:45:19] yo, tell these niggas in chat

[03:45:22] take organic chemistry and then come talk to me, bro.

[03:45:24] Yeah, everybody in the chat.

[03:45:26] Well, take some fucking organic chemistry

[03:45:27] before you talk to this nigga, man.

[03:45:30] Tell him, D. Yeah.

[03:45:31] Hold on now.

[03:45:33] Like Charles.

[03:45:34] OK.

[03:45:35] Slow, slow it down, Charles.

[03:45:38] I don't think Charles, bro.

[03:45:40] All right.

[03:45:40] So then he was sent to police support.

[03:45:43] He couldn't have because you're not going to pay for it.

[03:45:47] No, see, the thing is because, you know,

[03:45:48] I got like $200 out my drawer that night

[03:45:51] That morning before I went when you say you crashed into his house nigga. Did you hit his house?

[03:45:58] Yeah, I hit like you know, so he has a porch and there's steps, so I just completely destroyed his steps. Oh

[03:46:06] You made it sound like you went through a nigga crev

[03:46:10] Bro if that I wouldn't be here telling the story right now if that happened bro

[03:46:14] I mean, I don't know how slow you are. Maybe you were just I don't I didn't have no idea

[03:46:18] I was just, I mean, I can't just assume you're intelligent, you know?

[03:46:29] I'm just pretending you didn't say that, but, um, yeah, so, you know, he's like, yeah, well,

[03:46:36] I filed a police report and I'm like, oh man, yeah, sorry. He's like, yeah, man, well, uh,

[03:46:42] You know I need your information. I'm like fuck and I was like

[03:46:47] Debating like giving him like a fake name or something. I'm like no. I'm already here. Like that'll be stupid

[03:46:53] So I you know I give him my name and shit and I give him my mom's number

[03:46:57] I'm like fuck. She is gonna like genuinely knock me the fuck out and like

[03:47:03] I'm like shaking thinking about it like I have to go back home and be like yeah mom

[03:47:07] I crashed into someone's house last night and I didn't tell you

[03:47:12] But, um, yeah, so we talked and stuff and he was he was actually nice. Like he wasn't racist or anything. He respected me for coming back, you know, taking, you know, owning up to my mistake type shit.

[03:47:24] And, um, I was going to link with the bros after, but I was just too scared to because, you know, I had to go talk to my mom. So I was like, yeah, catch you all some other time.

[03:47:33] so I go back home and you know I get some eats before because I know she's not

[03:47:38] gonna let me get eats after and I get home and my dad's home as well and you

[03:47:44] know he's chill like he's Nigerian but he's chill as fuck he's a chill-ass

[03:47:47] Nigerian bro like he like gets it I don't know he's cool and like so I'm

[03:47:53] figuring out a way to like butter them up like like so I'm like hey guys and

[03:47:59] And I'm like, so I take them to the, you know, to their room because I didn't want my grandma to hear this foolishness.

[03:48:05] And I'm like, yeah, so, like last night, I forgot how I said it for real, but I basically just told them.

[03:48:14] And my dad was sitting there, you know, he's shaking his head, you know, but my mom is like flipping out, of course.

[03:48:22] She doesn't curse at me, but you know, she starts like, he's very mad.

[03:48:26] And um

[03:48:56] you

[03:49:26] you

[03:49:56] you

[03:50:26] you

[03:50:56] you

[03:51:26] I'm not getting anything for sure, no, no, no, no, I just missed, I didn't hear what

[03:51:42] you said.

[03:51:43] So I was just asking for clarification.

[03:51:45] She was getting out of the water.

[03:51:47] Yeah.

[03:51:48] Sorry, my voice was a little bit gone, but yeah, she was getting like really slow.

[03:51:55] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[03:51:56] You don't have to change the way you say it

[03:51:58] because of me, okay?

[03:52:00] All right.

[03:52:01] Okay.

[03:52:02] Water is fine.

[03:52:03] I understood what you meant.

[03:52:05] You don't have to add the chain there.

[03:52:07] Okay, yeah.

[03:52:08] She was getting out of the water,

[03:52:10] very slowly while her friend was recording,

[03:52:13] but her friend was holding the girl's son

[03:52:15] who seemed to be like two years old.

[03:52:18] So it was very awkward.

[03:52:19] We wasn't trying to judge,

[03:52:20] but we was definitely watching.

[03:52:22] And I think they felt our eyes,

[03:52:24] but they were super sweet

[03:52:25] And they were like, oh, you guys are so pretty.

[03:52:27] You guys should come to poppies with us tonight.

[03:52:30] What's that?

[03:52:31] And we're like, so that's what we asked.

[03:52:34] And they said that poppies is like a nightclub.

[03:52:36] And it's our first day in LA.

[03:52:38] So we was like, oh yeah, sure.

[03:52:39] Like we'd love to.

[03:52:40] We don't know anything around here.

[03:52:42] So fast forward to like 9 p.m.

[03:52:44] Me and my friend, we get doled up.

[03:52:45] We go to poppies.

[03:52:47] I think it was like near Hollywood, something like that.

[03:52:49] Yeah, figure.

[03:52:50] And when we get to poppies,

[03:52:52] the lady at the front is saying,

[03:52:54] Do you have a reservation?

[03:52:57] Well, oh, no, we thought this was a nice, you know,

[03:52:59] a nightclub and the lady said, no,

[03:53:01] it's more like a restaurant that kind of plays music.

[03:53:03] So like, huh.

[03:53:05] Now while we're at the front,

[03:53:07] there's like a lady looks crazy.

[03:53:10] Blonde, red lock.

[03:53:11] Chance wondering, you mean Popeyes?

[03:53:15] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:53:16] Poppies.

[03:53:18] Okay, that's what I figured.

[03:53:19] I just didn't know how to make the same Popeyes.

[03:53:20] Popeyes would, they wouldn't ask you for a reservation.

[03:53:23] Popeyes is for everybody.

[03:53:24] go ahead. No, no, no, this looks a bit more like bougie, like high class. Yeah, okay, okay, go ahead.

[03:53:30] Yeah, um, there's a lady that confronts us or not confronts us approaches us and she looks crazy,

[03:53:37] like I'm talking neon fishnets, like blonde dreadlocks, I was super afraid of me.

[03:53:43] And she's like, yeah, she just has like these super wide eyes. And she's like,

[03:53:49] like, you're so pretty. But she says it in like a ghostly tone. And it didn't come across

[03:53:56] as like, you know, Oscar was glazing each other. It came across like flirty. I was like,

[03:54:00] oh, thanks, but I'm trying to distance myself from her. But I'm also asking my friend, what

[03:54:04] the hell do we do? And there's like these guys that are trying to like move to us or

[03:54:09] move means like flirt with us. But we're kind of trying to figure out our plot. We

[03:54:14] decide, okay, we look online, the nearest nightclub is a club called Tiger, Tiger, some

[03:54:20] what I don't know, Tiger something. So like, let's go to that. It's a three minute

[03:54:24] drive. Now, something that we learned that night is here in the UK. If something

[03:54:28] is a three minute drive away, that is very easy to walk to in America. I think it

[03:54:36] equated to like a 25 minute walk. Yeah, we did not realize. Sorry. Yeah, now

[03:54:41] How much time was the year going?

[03:54:44] We didn't realize that until like five minutes into walking,

[03:54:46] like we was walking in our heels

[03:54:48] and it felt like we made absolutely no progress.

[03:54:50] So it was like, we might have to go back to poppies

[03:54:54] and ask those guys for a ride,

[03:54:56] the ones that were trying to talk to us.

[03:54:58] So we go back and we asked for a ride

[03:55:00] to Tiger like five minutes away and they agree.

[03:55:03] What we didn't know is that those two guys

[03:55:05] were with that crazy lady that approached us.

[03:55:09] So, something to note is this group, it was two guys, like two black guys and two blonde

[03:55:17] women.

[03:55:18] I'm black, by the way, two blonde guys, so two blonde women, two black guys.

[03:55:27] And spoiler alert, we ended up being in this car for four hours because they took us to

[03:55:32] Tiger around the corner, but while we was all squeezed in the back, my friend and one

[03:55:36] of the guy started flirting and the crazy blonde lady really did not like that.

[03:55:41] So she wasn't like outright yelling or anything at that point.

[03:55:45] She was just mumbling to herself like she was sitting next to me at the end and she's just

[03:55:50] mumbling like these bitches, these bitches.

[03:55:54] So I start to get creeped out.

[03:55:56] She's drunk then, right?

[03:55:58] I think she was drunk.

[03:55:59] I also think she was high as fuck on something off that fucking ass that is some shit.

[03:56:04] Well, Molly, Molly, cocaine potentially, maybe so when we get to Tiger, the guy that

[03:56:13] was like, um, basically the guy that was driving, he's like, we're here, we get that.

[03:56:18] It turns out it's a gay club.

[03:56:20] So I, huh, oh, at this point, me, my friend are over it.

[03:56:24] We're like, you know what, it's not meant to be this.

[03:56:26] Go back to the hotel, what a piece of chill, whatever.

[03:56:29] So they agreed to drive us back.

[03:56:31] But this lady, like the crazy one, she just starts going off.

[03:56:36] And I don't know why my friend did this.

[03:56:38] I told her, don't do this.

[03:56:40] Don't do anything crazy.

[03:56:41] But she ends up kissing the guy, one of the guys that's in the car.

[03:56:45] And that just completely set the blond dreadlock lady off.

[03:56:50] She started screaming, like, I mean, I let her video.

[03:56:54] She's going, you bitches better go back to London.

[03:56:56] You bitches go back to London.

[03:56:58] Go back to your fucking country.

[03:56:59] This is the go back to your country.

[03:57:01] She said, go back to London, ladies.

[03:57:03] Go.

[03:57:08] Yeah.

[03:57:09] Damn, you experience racism on day one.

[03:57:12] Look at that's crazy.

[03:57:13] Day one.

[03:57:14] Day one.

[03:57:15] Wow.

[03:57:17] Mind you as well.

[03:57:18] My I forgot to say, like once we had gotten to to Tiger.

[03:57:24] It's important I differentiate the two ladies that

[03:57:27] were like in this car. Obviously, one is the crazy lady.

[03:57:30] The other seems very sober, very sophisticated, more like an older, wise figure.

[03:57:35] She was like swapped seats with her.

[03:57:37] So it's like the crazy lady was now sitting at the front

[03:57:40] and so it's at the back of us because she sent some tension.

[03:57:43] But she told her the crazy lady like.

[03:57:46] Hold on. Behave yourself.

[03:57:47] Well, I'm going to send you the fuck out.

[03:57:49] You sure you're not from north London?

[03:57:53] Well, are you from north London?

[03:57:55] You don't sound like the people from South London.

[03:58:00] Is that good?

[03:58:02] Or bad?

[03:58:03] No, I'm just differentiating my suburbs, man, in my regions

[03:58:07] in London and stuff like that.

[03:58:09] Because I don't really talk of like, get a brother in it.

[03:58:12] That we saying though, we saying in it.

[03:58:15] I don't really talk like that, but that is one turn to five.

[03:58:18] Crazy.

[03:58:21] Yeah.

[03:58:21] Um, yeah, it's important to differentiate like one lady

[03:58:24] is crazy, the other Spiske, and so the Spiske one tells her, like, if you act a fool tonight,

[03:58:29] I'm going to drag you out of this car. Keep that in mind. It's very important.

[03:58:34] So now that we've left Tiger, and they're going to drop us back to our hotel, the

[03:58:39] same lady is with us at the back, and the crazy one is at the front.

[03:58:44] She just starts trying to fight, like, my friend from the front seat is, like,

[03:58:49] like, clawing towards the back, trying to fight my friend. So I'm, like, sticking out my

[03:58:53] leg to block her arm.

[03:58:54] The guy that's driving is you have a video of this.

[03:59:00] Like it's kind of back.

[03:59:01] I don't want to video her in her face because the one point that my camera

[03:59:04] like face her, she tried to watch my phone.

[03:59:08] I was trying to be sneaky.

[03:59:10] Yeah, I was trying to be sneaky, so I don't want to have to do it.

[03:59:13] They were squabble in this video.

[03:59:16] Nearly because my friend was getting a kick out of it, like, haha,

[03:59:19] I got your man, but I was like, girl, this is not people to play with.

[03:59:23] like we don't know this country let alone the state like we just don't know how they operate here

[03:59:30] but they like are yelling the guy that's driving he completely just lets go of the wheel

[03:59:35] and it's like no one gives a fuck no one and it's just yelling at you know her and we just hear

[03:59:42] cars going past them because the car is swerving because he's not even facing the road he's not

[03:59:49] even you know his hands are not on the wheel and in your video you can literally hear me screaming

[04:00:00] I'm literally like yo I love how your story comes with sound effects man this is amazing

[04:00:09] yeah I'm just trying to build the scene but yeah um I'm still pretty low but it's just like the meat and

[04:00:13] potatoes so yeah it's getting like very very intense and then the girl the dreadlocks she

[04:00:19] She starts screaming that they hooked up a night or two

[04:00:23] before.

[04:00:26] And it kind of explains.

[04:00:28] I don't know if she was telling truth

[04:00:29] because he said she's lying.

[04:00:30] But also this guy that my friend's playing with

[04:00:32] and she's screaming over, he is so high.

[04:00:36] I forgot to mention that.

[04:00:36] He is stoned out of his mind.

[04:00:38] He has a huge, I mean, here in the UK,

[04:00:41] weed is illegal, so everyone carries it in tiny pouches.

[04:00:45] I've never seen a sack like that.

[04:00:47] was huge on his lap. So he's just pretty chill even though she's screaming at him, but it's

[04:00:52] more like her and my friend arguing. And then, okay, so, lo and behold, we finally, like,

[04:00:58] hours and hours later, get back to the hotel. Well, no, we get to the gas station around

[04:01:03] the corner from our hotel to the point where we can see the hotel from the gas station

[04:01:08] very clearly. We could get out and walk at this point because we've been in the car

[04:01:11] for over three hours. I don't really know why. Well, I do. Like, we got stopped

[04:01:15] by police a couple of times.

[04:01:17] God damn, this is a fucking three minute drive,

[04:01:19] y'all squabble, one neck is high, the other one's on meth,

[04:01:23] and you got stopped multiple times?

[04:01:26] We got stopped twice by police,

[04:01:28] but here in like the UK, if you're black

[04:01:30] and the police pull you over,

[04:01:32] you're just gonna get in trouble.

[04:01:33] It isn't like if you don't do anything.

[04:01:34] Like I got detained one time for literally doing nothing.

[04:01:37] But I don't know, in LA,

[04:01:39] I forgot that like weed is illegal there as well.

[04:01:43] So the guy that was driving was like,

[04:01:44] literally just smoking in the office space.

[04:01:46] Not if you're driving, that's a DUI, right Chad?

[04:01:51] I don't smoke weed, so I don't really need

[04:01:52] to know the rules, but that kind of gives you a...

[04:01:54] Sorry, sorry, not the one I was driving,

[04:01:58] the one that was in the back with us.

[04:01:59] Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[04:02:01] Yeah, and they just like didn't care.

[04:02:04] Like they let us go both times.

[04:02:06] So yeah, fast forward, it is like early AM

[04:02:09] and we get to a gas station

[04:02:11] right around the corner from the hotel

[04:02:13] where we can see the hotel. But this lady is still going off and the other lady is having

[04:02:18] a look. I told you, you need to calm down, you need to chill out. I just want you and

[04:02:22] me and my friends to just kind of watch the show. Even though we're literally screaming

[04:02:25] like, our hotel is right there, you can let us out. They just all start arguing.

[04:02:31] The blonde lady gets out, goes to the passenger seat at the front, grabs her

[04:02:37] by the hair and by the clothes,

[04:02:39] grows her out of the car.

[04:02:41] So like she completely falls.

[04:02:43] And she quickly jumps in, like takes her seat,

[04:02:47] takes the passenger seat,

[04:02:48] and screams to the driver,

[04:02:49] go, go, go, like to leave her.

[04:02:52] I don't know why, but the other guy in the car

[04:02:55] that was super high, just climbs out,

[04:02:58] I guess to go check on her.

[04:03:01] But the guy driving doesn't see him

[04:03:04] climbing out of the car.

[04:03:05] He just hears them go, go, go, go.

[04:03:07] So the driver takes off, runs his friend over.

[04:03:15] I'm not even kidding.

[04:03:20] I have a video of this as well, by the way,

[04:03:21] but you can't see much.

[04:03:23] You gonna, you get to do a video?

[04:03:26] I have a video, but you can't see much.

[04:03:27] You can just hear us.

[04:03:29] You can just hear me yell,

[04:03:30] oh my God, you're not even your friend.

[04:03:32] I'm assuming the presence is okay based on your laughter.

[04:03:39] Oh, no, I'm kidding. He's okay. I mean, I don't know if it's just kind of like the adrenaline

[04:03:47] of being high. I don't know if it's like the adrenaline of being high, right. Right. We

[04:03:53] are like, oh, he stopped straight away. Like the guy driving, he stopped straight away.

[04:03:56] So now it's awkward because we just, you know, the other girl threw out the high girl.

[04:04:03] We tried to get, you know, make her get away and leave her, you know,

[04:04:06] it was dramatic. There was a loud screech and everything.

[04:04:09] But now it's awkward because we have to stop because someone's lying on the floor.

[04:04:13] So you could send the video.

[04:04:19] How about you?

[04:04:21] Oh, now you just messes, you know, you know, you just work.

[04:04:26] I'm not going to add this is the first time I've used it in like five years.

[04:04:29] God damn.

[04:04:31] You're on your phone, right?

[04:04:33] You're logged in.

[04:04:35] You're on your phone?

[04:04:37] Yeah.

[04:04:38] Okay, just click my shit and then go click message.

[04:04:41] And hold on, just make sure you're not going to leak anything in the...

[04:04:45] Oh, am I able to do it after the call?

[04:04:47] Because this all took place in 2022.

[04:04:50] I should have like pre-selected it, but I would have to scroll.

[04:04:54] Oh

[04:04:57] Okay, oh, yeah, I hear you. Yeah, that's cool, too

[04:05:02] Okay, sorry

[04:05:04] But yeah, it was like awkward because she's standing there. We've now had to stop he's lying on the floor

[04:05:10] And we're like yelling. Oh my god. It's here. Okay. The guy at the back. He literally just

[04:05:14] gets up gets back in the car and

[04:05:17] It's just smiling like that. She's crazy. I can't even feel my arm

[04:05:23] And I was so confused.

[04:05:26] But yeah, lo and behold, they took us back to the hotel.

[04:05:29] That was literally right across the street.

[04:05:31] And that was the night.

[04:05:33] Yeah.

[04:05:34] I'm not going out at night at L.A.s.

[04:05:36] You just have to deal with clout goblins and weirdos.

[04:05:40] It's very weird environment.

[04:05:41] Yeah.

[04:05:42] It's very, very weird environment.

[04:05:44] It was a lot.

[04:05:45] It was only fan models running over our drugs.

[04:05:48] I don't know.

[04:05:49] Yeah.

[04:05:50] Well, hopefully the rest of the trip went back.

[04:05:52] the rest of the trip went better? Yeah, it wasn't as crazy. I think that kind of set the ball high,

[04:05:57] but that is the only time I've been to America. And I was on there for a week. So I feel like I,

[04:06:02] yeah, I don't know if that was a good impression of LA, but yeah. Okay, well, you know,

[04:06:08] send a video whenever you get a chance. No obligation. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Just,

[04:06:13] you just right click my shit and then click message. Unless it's a long ass video,

[04:06:18] Then they might have to upload

[04:06:21] No, it's not long

[04:06:23] I took like 10 short videos, but I'll pick the one where it happens. Yeah, like the best one the best one

[04:06:28] I bet. All right. Well, it was nice talking appreciate the confession

[04:06:35] Brough, I didn't know the UK broughs. What's up this late broth? I love my UK niggas though for real man

[04:06:42] Hello all my UK niggas man

[04:06:45] Pissing a fucking vacuum cleaner. You're disgusting, bro

[04:06:48] Eww. Eww. Yo! Yo!

[04:07:06] It's five hours ahead, ain't it, chat?

[04:07:08] In a broth from East Coast?

[04:07:11] So if it's 1030 here, it's goddamn goddamn...

[04:07:13] Ooh, 330 there.

[04:07:16] I move this nigga to the waiting room fuck two guys in yo

[04:07:35] my sweating as a bitch in this one right now

[04:07:41] I can't believe I haven't been Timothy yet today.

[04:07:48] Oh, I need a banger, bro.

[04:07:55] I need a certified hug classic, bro.

[04:08:01] Freaky lift story time.

[04:08:03] Let's go.

[04:08:05] Yo, I'm deafen.

[04:08:08] Is your AC not working?

[04:08:12] No, the heating is on right now, it's the winter time.

[04:08:14] You would think it's hot out, but it's not, I mean it's like fucking amazing weather outside

[04:08:18] today.

[04:08:19] Go ahead, you can go ahead, can I switch the mics real quick bro?

[04:08:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:08:23] Okay, give me a second, bro.

[04:08:25] Hi, brisky.

[04:08:28] Switch mics!

[04:08:30] Switch mics!

[04:08:31] Has he shown the video let me see if she sent it hold on hold on no not yet

[04:08:45] Not yet not yet if she sends it I'll let y'all know

[04:08:49] Hopefully not to your wife's I'm at the screen at first because the niggas game

[04:08:52] I don't know what she's sending the fight or the nigga game run over bro. Damn. It is hot as hell

[04:08:58] Hell, it is hot as hell.

[04:09:01] Trees looking cold, ATL.

[04:09:02] Gang, I just came from the Arctic.

[04:09:03] You can't tell me anything in here is cold.

[04:09:05] I'll be honest.

[04:09:07] Yo.

[04:09:08] Yo, what's up, man?

[04:09:09] What's your confession?

[04:09:11] Yo, what's good?

[04:09:12] Is it all right if I turn my camera on or not?

[04:09:13] Yeah.

[04:09:20] Yo.

[04:09:21] What's up, man?

[04:09:22] You don't recognize me, do you?

[04:09:24] Where?

[04:09:25] Oh, that's good. No, no, nothing. Say less. Say less. Don't worry about it. Anyways,

[04:09:33] you got a crazy story time, brother. Hope you ready for this one. So I used to be a lift driver,

[04:09:39] right? Driving for like hours on end. One night, I picked up this pretty ass girl, right?

[04:09:46] Pretty ass girl. One of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life.

[04:09:50] You know, she get in my car. You know, we start talking and shit.

[04:09:53] You know, I'm trying to take it back to the crib or whatever, I'm gonna fucking start.

[04:10:04] Oh, shoot. Wait, what happened? You nervous? No, no, no, I didn't get nervous. I didn't get

[04:10:09] nervous. Okay, you started to panic in like you saw some sirens and shit. Like, yeah, take your time,

[04:10:15] take your time, take your time. I didn't have the audience before, bro. No, I used to.

[04:10:19] I'm driving I'm driving this girl right you know and she started flirting with me you know I ain't gonna allow my box to get a little

[04:10:29] with I ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna allow him to take me in the car.

[04:10:34] Cat.

[04:10:35] Cat.

[04:10:36] Huh?

[04:10:37] She's bad.

[04:10:38] She's bad but like-

[04:10:39] She's in your car.

[04:10:41] Yes.

[04:10:42] And she's flirting with you.

[04:10:44] And I need you but listen to him I didn't get to the good part though I didn't get to the good part bro.

[04:10:48] motherfuckers I get today location right I'm finna drop them off motherfuckers make

[04:10:54] it seem like oh it's finna be party time or whatever right and she tell me you

[04:11:03] want to do something in the crib like what they keep my no girl has ever told

[04:11:06] me like no motherfuckers ever told me this ever ever in a lift car not a

[04:11:10] little not alone a girl it is bad like this girl was at least like eight at

[04:11:14] eight nine for bad shit. So, you know, I had, you know, I was a little hesitant, you know,

[04:11:23] but I'm like, you know what, you know, hey, I'm interested. I'm gonna say, oh, we can do it right

[04:11:28] here in the car right now. You said that you say that to me to me. But I turn around, bro.

[04:11:39] I look and I'm gonna fucking pull the dick out

[04:11:53] And I ain't gonna lie Asia, yeah, it was bigger than mine

[04:12:06] I didn't make you feel

[04:12:09] I was intimidated, you know?

[04:12:13] I had never been in such circumstances, you feel me?

[04:12:19] I don't know, is she cool?

[04:12:24] Yeah.

[04:12:25] But it was Brick O'Reilly, though?

[04:12:28] Processed, processed and understand and it was, yeah.

[04:12:32] I mean, it was probably like Chubb, I ain't going to lie, I don't think that was, but

[04:12:35] that was the crazy part about it.

[04:12:38] And motherfuckers just straight up told me to my face. Come suck this

[04:12:45] In my car

[04:12:48] No, would you say to that

[04:12:53] Would you believe I didn't say anything I just sat there and just complete silence on just

[04:12:58] Just completely just to keep my eye at the most social nigga in the world

[04:13:02] So like when I am in social situations, you know, I'm expecting, you know

[04:13:06] some kind of return from my social investment. So I invest in this situation, expected something,

[04:13:11] you know, great. But instead I got on. Hold on. How long ago was this? This was in like 2022.

[04:13:22] Just about no chance. You didn't have one of them dash cams. I didn't have a desk. I was only

[04:13:29] like a month into doing live bro. I was only a month into doing this shit.

[04:13:36] So, like, they just put a dick out, and you just sat there?

[04:13:47] I didn't sit there.

[04:13:48] You know, I was like, you know, I just respectfully declined.

[04:13:51] You know, I really could have been animated really, really nicked out, but I was like,

[04:13:54] you know what, I'm going to just chill.

[04:13:56] It's not even a big deal.

[04:13:57] Well, actually, you know, it is a big deal.

[04:13:59] It was a really big deal.

[04:14:00] It was huge.

[04:14:01] Yeah.

[04:14:07] Hey, hey, hey, you know, you can't even even if you even like even if you was like,

[04:14:13] I bet you can't even whip your shit out after that, though, because like you just got outdicked.

[04:14:19] Now you got outdicked, though.

[04:14:21] Like what you look like with me, you sit out after that, though, bro.

[04:14:26] That's tough. No, but listen to.

[04:14:29] I think I would have won the sword fight.

[04:14:36] Why are you so silent?

[04:14:39] What do you mean by that?

[04:14:41] No, I said I think I would have won the sword fight.

[04:14:44] I think I just have more experience, you know.

[04:14:46] I get it, you know, but I just feel like, you know,

[04:14:49] you spent all that time, you know, dressed like a lady,

[04:14:51] you know, you kind of forget how to use that thing.

[04:14:53] You know, I guess I just think I would have had more

[04:14:55] experience in the battlefield.

[04:14:57] to have more experience in the battlefield, you know what I mean?

[04:15:02] I doubt it.

[04:15:05] You doubt it.

[04:15:06] What you mean by that?

[04:15:08] Like if anybody offered to fuck their lift driver,

[04:15:12] fucks a lot.

[04:15:15] I don't.

[04:15:16] You probably lose that battle, Gango.

[04:15:19] I don't know how to tell you.

[04:15:20] No, but like in a battle, like a slower battle?

[04:15:23] Yeah.

[04:15:25] Like tip.

[04:15:27] Like, you know, tip for tip.

[04:15:32] You think I lose that after Shad?

[04:15:33] You lose that agency.

[04:15:35] Oh, no, no, you don't know game and you don't know ball.

[04:15:39] Hey.

[04:15:41] So what would you what would you do in that?

[04:15:43] Well, I got a question.

[04:15:43] What would you do in that situation?

[04:15:45] I curious.

[04:15:49] Honestly, if somebody asked if I was if I was driving a car,

[04:15:53] if I was if I was driving Lyft and somebody asked, fuck me,

[04:15:56] I would think, I would think it's police or some shit, bro.

[04:15:59] I would think like, there's no way this is real.

[04:16:01] Cause it's like, most people don't even want to be,

[04:16:04] I don't even, most of the time you don't even want to talk

[04:16:06] to the driver.

[04:16:07] And when you do, it feels forced most of the time.

[04:16:10] I would think this is like, I'm being pranked.

[04:16:12] It would feel like prank.

[04:16:14] And so like, I would never let it get to that point.

[04:16:17] You know what I'm saying?

[04:16:18] Now it would be different if she had said like,

[04:16:20] oh, we going out later if you want to pull up.

[04:16:21] Cause she like, you guys were yapping and oh,

[04:16:23] he seemed pretty cool.

[04:16:24] Like we're going out to the spotlight.

[04:16:25] That's a little different, but you want to fuck in my house?

[04:16:28] That's cat. It's not.

[04:16:31] Well, like I'm just sitting there.

[04:16:33] I'm driving. I'm at the destination. I'm parked.

[04:16:35] I literally know what did you do, though?

[04:16:37] Because you didn't say what you did. Did you?

[04:16:41] I just politely asked him to get out of my vehicle.

[04:16:44] And I told him to have a rest of your day.

[04:16:46] Jimmy, it didn't go no further than that.

[04:16:48] And I like niggas might have sold that I played into.

[04:16:51] Did you get a one star or did you get a five star?

[04:16:55] Don't know actually I don't know. I think I got a fire. I think I got a fire. So I mean it was an excellent drive

[04:17:08] Oh

[04:17:10] Shit, man, thanks for sharing your story. I know problem, but I'm a great rest of your day, brother

[04:17:15] I'm gonna rest your stream brother screens, bro. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. You too. Oh

[04:17:21] My god, bro

[04:17:23] All right

[04:17:24] Damn, it's a good variety of stories today. This one. I'll work chat and the GGs your bro

[04:17:31] dope

[04:17:33] So man, tell me a story hey, man

[04:17:40] Hold on she's in chat

[04:17:42] She just said sent sent the video. What's that? What's that? I'm gonna drag you back

[04:17:47] She says sent the video

[04:17:49] I

[04:17:52] Did I catch that I'm a real fucking chat reader, bro. No

[04:17:57] Sorry now

[04:17:59] No, no, no, no

[04:18:02] Okay, it's just is it the black

[04:18:06] Hey, this is not like um, again, I really should ask for your name it uh, it's not to your wife, right?

[04:18:19] It's fine hammer. I'm not fucking asking you if it's fine. Oh, she said no it's fine to play all right

[04:18:32] now

[04:18:34] I will fucking touch you on the friday

[04:18:36] let me let me let me hear you

[04:18:38] do you understand me? Do you understand me? I am not fucking playing

[04:18:42] stop that's enough of this fucking insanity

[04:18:46] That's enough of this fucking insanity, bro!

[04:18:49] I fucking had enough, dude!

[04:18:52] Just fucking fucking fuck, man!

[04:18:55] Stand me!

[04:18:56] Do you understand me? I am not fucking playing!

[04:18:59] Stop! That's enough of this fucking insanity!

[04:19:02] Like, honestly, I would be doing the world a fucking favor!

[04:19:04] Hey, hey, let me, let me have a moment.

[04:19:05] Get the fuck out of here.

[04:19:14] Yo!

[04:19:15] No, I know that archetype that's the

[04:19:21] That's to shoot the club of archetype

[04:19:28] That's the check her truck archetype

[04:19:45] Do the PD's back?

[04:20:02] Is that a fucking mirror in the back?

[04:20:07] What the fuck is going on gang?

[04:20:11] Yo.

[04:20:12] Yo it's funny you hear this story teller this is exactly how you described it, oh my god,

[04:20:21] oh my god, all them sound effects and adjectives and shit you was using, that is exactly how

[04:20:28] I envisioned it.

[04:20:29] Okay, alright let's finish this last story.

[04:20:31] Let me drag that nigga back man. Thank you for sending that video by the way. I

[04:20:37] Love I love a confession with a good-ass big man

[04:20:47] Yo

[04:20:52] Your second video that was second video this is a bad representation LA. That's a that's an average representation, bro

[04:20:58] yo yo how do you know where I go to LA like once a month like LA unfortunately has to import

[04:21:17] all the clout goblins all the people that want to make it in Hollywood and they start to

[04:21:21] the slow user fucking minds.

[04:21:24] LA just has to inherit all the niggas, bro.

[04:21:28] Hello?

[04:21:28] Oh, hey, what up, man?

[04:21:32] What the fuck is this push to talk bullshit?

[04:21:37] Anyway, I just don't use,

[04:21:39] I just don't use like I'm kind of like a normal person here.

[04:21:42] Anyway, I want to start this story off

[04:21:45] by saying I was a relatively bad kid.

[04:21:49] So I can understand as to why I might have got my ass full for pissing in a vacuum.

[04:21:56] OK, OK, so.

[04:22:01] For experimental purposes,

[04:22:05] me and my cousins decided to put our dicks in there.

[04:22:08] I can't lie, we did.

[04:22:10] Now.

[04:22:12] I just wanted to feel I just wanted to feel what a mouth felt like I was a little young

[04:22:23] can't lie like 11 years old 10 910 not wrong wrong game at 11 you was putting your dick

[04:22:33] in vacuums bro I was influenced by an older generation don't let generation don't blame

[04:22:42] My generation game do not blame our generation, bro

[04:22:46] No, no, anything you got blame the generation above us who's who's your parents because they should be monitoring what the fuck you watched for real

[04:22:55] Duh, bro when I was a kid when I was a kid never expect no

[04:23:00] Game no when I was a kid my mom was on top of shit game

[04:23:03] I couldn't play I couldn't play video games on a weekdays

[04:23:06] And if I was watching the video I had to accept the fact that she can come down at any moment

[04:23:10] and I act like crazy so I always had to pay attention.

[04:23:14] Thanks.

[04:23:16] Okay, okay, moms wasn't home.

[04:23:18] I was unsupervised as a kid, shit like that, right?

[04:23:21] So me and my cousin decided to be one of the sea

[04:23:23] what it was like to get the supersug about the vacuum.

[04:23:29] All three of us.

[04:23:31] No, no, hold on, it lagged, no, no.

[04:23:33] Let me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[04:23:36] it lagged, it lagged, it lagged, it lagged.

[04:23:38] Did you say three of us?

[04:23:43] Yo, you're a millionaire.

[04:23:43] How do you have that wifi?

[04:23:46] N***a, it's your fuckin' wifi.

[04:23:47] You think it's me?

[04:23:51] No, no, it's gotta be you.

[04:23:52] It's gotta be.

[04:23:53] I've been doing confessions for the last hour, Monica.

[04:23:56] I haven't had a leg yet.

[04:24:02] I feel like I did it.

[04:24:02] I just feel like a news broadcast over to you, John.

[04:24:05] Well, well, thanks, Sidney, Sidney, you're over here, the weather today's niggard.

[04:24:11] This guy's making me sick to my stomach, man.

[04:24:14] All right, all right, try it now.

[04:24:16] Okay, okay, okay, are we good?

[04:24:19] Hopefully, yep, keep going.

[04:24:21] Okay, so yes, there was three people involved.

[04:24:25] I wasn't the curator of this idea.

[04:24:29] It wasn't my idea.

[04:24:31] Yeah, you were simply...

[04:24:34] Okay, I was cool words to play my dick inside of acting cleaner. Yes, I was

[04:24:40] So bro say yo, we

[04:24:42] You know, I just heard a lot of noise in the room. It was a lot of

[04:24:47] Going on, you know, it sounded like a fucking barbershop in there kind of and I say yo like I'm about to see what this is like, right?

[04:24:54] So bro left the room. I put my I put my smear inside the vacuum cleaner

[04:25:00] Wait, where where in the back you don't you don't mean in the like in the bottom of the shit

[04:25:07] Are you talking like the whole motherfucker like the one you be like

[04:25:17] Why the fuck when I roll the vacuum cleaner over my dick

[04:25:21] I don't know why you're putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner in the first place dick face

[04:25:25] So I'm saying it was like ethical way to fuck a vacuum cleaner. You're gonna let it roll over top of you

[04:25:31] I don't know what attachments you have gang. I don't know what attachments you have bro

[04:25:43] There's there's like there's so many attachments for vacuum cleaners, bro

[04:25:47] I don't know what you have it don't have you didn't clarify. So I assume the default it was it was

[04:25:53] It was like 2010

[04:25:55] There was only two fucking attachments at the time the one with the brush and the one with the circular hole

[04:26:01] I put my dick in the one with the hole the holes. Hold on 2010. You're my generation

[04:26:08] He was 11 in 2010. You see anything is hey

[04:26:12] 27

[04:26:14] No, no, no, no, I'm not good at math.

[04:26:19] Yo, listen, just, just know I was a young boy when I put my dick inside the vacuum cleaner.

[04:26:25] And you're from Philly.

[04:26:26] It sucked it.

[04:26:27] No, I'm not.

[04:26:28] I'm from Jersey.

[04:26:29] No, you're from Philly.

[04:26:30] Right over the bridge.

[04:26:32] Okay.

[04:26:33] Oh my God.

[04:26:34] Okay.

[04:26:35] So boom.

[04:26:36] It sucked the piss out.

[04:26:37] I can't even lie.

[04:26:38] I didn't know it was happening.

[04:26:41] It just happened.

[04:26:44] There was no not involved just it just got the you feel me it just yanked it right out

[04:26:50] How long cousin put the vacuum cleaner what you mean? How long?

[04:26:54] I mean did it happen instantly? Did it go in this piece of suck out or did you just sit there and piss inside?

[04:27:01] The whole fucking time of composure. Which one happened

[04:27:04] Yeah, okay, listen so so if there was a sound effect of piss coming out of my

[04:27:10] pain is to go inside of a vacuum cleaner it wouldn't be soup I don't know I've

[04:27:21] only ever pissed in toilets I'm just asking

[04:27:27] well okay so they put that nobody knew nobody knew that there was piss inside

[04:27:37] the vacuum cleaner after that endeavor. We all went about our days. I went back to playing

[04:27:42] Spider-Man on the Wii, watching Avatar the last day, but you know, shit that niggas

[04:27:46] did back in the day. Two days later, my aunt come home smelling some shit. She goes into

[04:27:53] the bathroom and she just like, it's like the vacuum cleaner in the corner and she

[04:27:58] just get the smell and she looking at it. She's like, yo, why is there like a cup

[04:28:03] of piss in the vacuum cleaner immediately. They both blame me. Yeah, I get my ass whooped.

[04:28:13] I get sent back home. So there was like an order of ass whooping. It was like my aunt

[04:28:19] did it first. And then my dad wore my ass and then my grandma wore my ass and then

[04:28:24] they put me on the plane back to Jersey. They tied to your shit nigga. This is a

[04:28:29] fucking handicap match they got you right but at least they didn't think he was trying to fuck the

[04:28:34] vacuum cleaner they probably just think you're trying to prank me and you piss inside it

[04:28:39] right they get out prank i bought a dyson when i was old enough

[04:28:45] i don't understand

[04:28:51] did they think you tried fucking the vacuum cleaner

[04:28:53] I mean I told them I told them I was the only one that put my dick in the vacuum cleaner like it

[04:29:00] we actually had this conversation four days ago wait hold on the method not patched on Christmas

[04:29:06] you know they got no method not patched that's just still so good okay you know for one fifth of

[04:29:14] the price you can just get a rose I'm not like I'm not I don't have an affiliate code or anything

[04:29:18] But I'm just saying like

[04:29:21] Dices are expensive. No, no, I'm just telling you dice is a really expensive, bro

[04:29:28] No

[04:29:31] No, I just know because rage has one I saw one I saw one at rage crew. That's why I said it

[04:29:37] you done

[04:29:38] Duh, I saw it. Yeah, you got the um the the what what wet three thousand. Yeah

[04:29:44] Yeah, the one that comes with the loop

[04:29:46] I don't know what it comes

[04:29:50] I actually had a question about you have it

[04:29:53] No, no, no, no, is the is the charger usbc or is like how does the charging work?

[04:29:59] I don't know niggas. Just just just just just look in the in the packaging money. I don't know. I'm not

[04:30:05] Okay, so you've never experienced no roast. Please. What you tell me now. I just discovered they got male roasters. I didn't know that

[04:30:13] Well, I feel it code coming. I feel it

[04:30:16] I would never do that

[04:30:20] Raise keep the rose for the women. Yeah, that's that's what he's gonna tell you because he could never take responsibility, right?

[04:30:26] But I guarantee you

[04:30:30] You're not about your money if you don't like accept the affiliate code, you know like Adam in you calm, you know

[04:30:36] You know the website names like wait, that's a website name. That's fucked up, man

[04:30:40] That's fucked up, bro, it's fucked up, bro, it's fucked up.

[04:30:48] Hey bro, you're a gooner, man.

[04:30:52] You're a gooner and you're like 27, bro, so it gets to a point, you know?

[04:30:56] Aren't you like 30?

[04:30:58] Yeah, but I'm not gooning like you game.

[04:31:01] You can go fuck your vacuum, nigga.

[04:31:07] Ha ha ha hit that nigga with a zinger yo w confessions

[04:31:12] W confessions, man

[04:31:14] W fucking confessions

[04:31:16] All right chat on that note. It is time for me

[04:31:21] Get the fuck up at you Bob. Love y'all may old Chad if you guys are new here man

[04:31:25] You haven't already made sure to make sure to sub up

[04:31:28] Then that's sub up nigga. It was too late for that man. You can go out in that stream follow up Emily

[04:31:33] Thanks again for the rain. I appreciate it

[04:31:35] I may be back live tomorrow depending on how much things I get done today, but I'll let y'all know man

[04:31:42] Appreciate y'all a lot Chad

[04:31:44] Until next time