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LAST DAY BEFORE SUPERBOWL + STARTING 5 STAR RESTAURANT AT AMP HOUSE + QUARANTINE GAMING
02-03-2026 · 8h 38m
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Yeah, bro, you know, it's crazy. I just realized how crazy this year is gonna be bro
It's gonna be mad busy, bro
like aside from all the streaming we do and all the traveling out that we're doing do all the survival stuff and stuff like that and
All the stuff I have to try to learn bro like I don't show it as soon as I get off stream
I'm like learning learning learning learning learning till I go to sleep delay
Off the rip don't wanna go
I heard some GTA 6 news just drop your mods put GTA 6 news in the title
Can you hear me is it delayed is it delayed still
Jim here's coming in look
I'm like if I tried if I genuinely put in some effort and I tried to get them to grow this shit will connect
Hell of a delay.
We're good. Toast, toast, toast, toast.
Come on, man.
Ah, hey, welcome to the stream, everybody.
You've been saying that for years, and for years I haven't tried.
You see how that works, though?
You understand what effort looks like.
I just haven't put no effort in, bro.
That hasn't been my priority, man.
I get these other things on focus.
The same wasn't delayed, it was your brain.
That's just not true, bro.
This is not true.
There's no fixed button for my brain and it's, okay, you know what, bro, I'm not gonna,
you know what, Chad, you know what I'm over?
I'm over getting rage baited by Chad.
It's not gonna work on me no more.
I'm a seasoned veteran, man.
I do this streaming shit, bro.
There's nothing you could say or do to me that's gonna make me angry, bro, and that's
a fact.
And that's just off years and years of experience.
I've heard it all, bro.
There's nothing niggas could say that could make me get tight facts.
I've heard it all.
I'm not worried what's bringing you over here, oh my god, thanks for trolling us yesterday
by thinking you were gonna stream on Sweet Jesus when I catch you the chance nigger.
Okay.
Guys, like, what'd you think I did yesterday, bro?
You think I was just sitting there fucking, just jerking my shit nigger, fondling my balls
and rubbing on the rim of my butt?
Like, what'd you think?
I wasn't doing nothing, nigga!
Like, obviously some shit came up!
Duh!
Duh!
Duh!
Here we meet us.
Then that can't affect me.
Yeah, I deny that.
I deny it. It's not true.
But it can't affect me.
The beard is growing.
It's just growing in separate directions.
What was the point of that lie bro?
What you want me to do about that, bro? Like, okay? Okay?
No, I'm gonna what's that? I
Got ads on what's that? I
Get ads on what's that? Huh?
Oh, it's an update
There's only only people that hit me on what's that is my family
Set the mood status with a reaction get the fuck out of here
Hey, oh, that's all you want to say. I'm chilling man. I'm chilling. Hey, that's the type of TTS
I want to see in the community. Yo, Ms. Law, thank you for the resell. Okay, let me talk.
Can I, can I give you, can I let, I went to the quarantine camp to see Sheldon and
meet me. Not true. Not true. We was doing, this is not true, bro. We were doing reaction tests.
This is not true bro. I'm like explaining yourself when...
Hey brother, Orlando Fire Department here. We love you.
What?
The Orlando Fire Department folks with me?
Yo!
You can't tell me shit! You mean to tell me the Orlando Fire Department?
Nah, that's fire. That's random as fuck. That's random as fuck, bro.
That's super random, but I appreciate that man.
I appreciate that that's let probably watching this shit right now
Just waiting for a fire to to start somewhere in the city, bro
How y'all doing man? How y'all doing? We all slide down the polls
Never mind, bro, never mind some questions did
That yo I view David a fire get the cells earlier by the way. No, you're right that that I didn't have that
Yo, I view things would fire get the cells send me appreciate you with the fucking 20
Appreciate 20 get the cells gonna finish your thought nah, I don't want to I don't want to
Send me thank you so much for the 20 get there I
appreciate you game
View with the 10 on top of the five
You with the 15 70 with the 20 get this off love the W with some
With some W's man appreciate y'all. Yes. We back. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no
No, I'm gonna have to go hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
I'll plot CTS. I said that shit. So look I'm gonna have to keep it a boat with y'all niggas, bro
I'm gonna be mad busy this year, bro
I'm gonna try my best to stream as much as I can, but I'm not gonna put out no bullshit though. Okay
Understand that right is bro. I'm like literally like I feel like on a day-to-day. I'm so overwhelmed
Like I'm not even bitching and complaining to you guys. I love my life is fire
Like I could not do any one of the things right, but I literally put together a list
Yeah, we did the goals for New Year's. I knew it was gonna be tough bro by the end of this year. I
Have to learn how to race cars in winter race
I got to compete in a powerlifting me. That's not fucking easy. That takes hours every day
We said I want to I said I want to hike Mount Fuji
I'm only naming the stuff that's gonna take time to learn. I gotta learn how to swim. I'm grown. I don't know how to do that
I have to learn Arabic
Now I got to learn all these survival skills. It's like
deal
Don't wanna find time
So, um, I'm trying my best, bro, but just know
Hey, man, if you guys when you guys see what February looks like by the end of this month
You'd be like fuck bro. We did a bunch of shit. I'm so fucking excited, too
It's like I'm trying to find a way to balance it all dude on string now
It's only grown-ass man can't swim yo Gabriel. You're a grown-ass man, and I
I'm not getting raised made a game. I just won't I refuse to allow you to put me in that energy, bro
You're getting you're a grown-ass man, bro
You're a grown-ass man that has to sit and think for two minutes before you put together your chipotle order money
Good, bro. You're not comparing with me nigga. You just won't bro. Like yes
I don't know how to swim game. I don't I don't know how to swim facts
I just don't know how to tie knots. That's true, but I guarantee there's like 50 things
I think you don't know how to do bro. It's like 50 things, bro
I bet you can't aim when you play Call of Duty.
Everybody can aim!
Nigga has aim assist!
I can eat pork.
Bro don't confuse can with won't
Think I won't do it. I could do it. Do you think my body's gonna reject it? Huh?
They got I can I can't fast for 48 hours you can't do that shit nigga
Yeah, I can't do that. Don't sit here and fucking lie to me
This is not theoretical if you've never done a 40 hour fast before it stopped role-playing like this is your body, bro
Cut this shit out. It's not cute. It's not cute
I'm broke. I do it involuntarily. That's not that's
bro
You mean it tell me you can't afford a singular calorie for 48 hours. I hate one niggas poor farm
Bro, you can't get a nigga. You can't eat some fucking noodles nigga zero calories for 48 hours. I
Can't Chris you can't do it neither, bro
Chris if you could do it you would have been done in my nigga
You would have you would have been done. I've never seen Chris put together 40 hour fast in our history of knowing each other, bro
You you mean to tell me you can't afford ramen noodles. You're lying
You're lying, bro. If you're over the age of like 20, you're lying. You're lying. Don't lie to me, bro.
Don't lie. I can, but I won't.
How does my life with the fucker fan hit the way end when we leave for the winner?
Yeah, I think it's funny today.
Oh, I didn't brush my teeth.
When he's fucked up fan, my empty is the only thing.
That's gay
No, I don't it was I don't machine yesterday or today I just moved the days
Nigga Chris takes me doing a 48 hour fast starting now
Now, DDDDDD!
One video.
I don't think it was that, you gotta watch it, talk about.
Alright.
Bro, I can't force a nigga to respond bro. I can't force niggas to respond. I'm not I'm not enough of a gamer
I don't even want to play with niggas as that good. I know y'all probably don't think he's that good
But he's definitely better to me when you play with niggas at that good, bro
I hate feeling like I'm carrying the team down game. I hate feeling like that
Like when I know I'm the worst thing on the team
I know a lot of you niggas watching right now, man. You are always the worst player on your team
You're used to it, bro. You don't have no shame, but me bro. I'm an athlete
I'm a gamer when I'm the worst in it on my team, bro. This shit hurts me differently
It does for real. It's it's like a pain. It's like I let I let everybody down on the squad, you know
Yeah
I smile every time you go on screen so I can look at your pretty face
Red Heart Emoji, Red Heart Emoji, Red Heart Emoji, Long.
Appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
What? What? Wait, no, no!
Honoring offering over here,
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saw this video with the roles
most full of fiction-making women laughing
in case I stop knowing we were waiting for a screening.
Where's Moira?
I
First of all why y'all spamming cop I would never put
The affirmation described
Niggard that didn't happen bro. I don't even drive the roads worse if it's not on stream on it
I was purely a money-making decision when I got this
It's not like the SF 90 bro the SF 90 I would drive that shit everywhere, bro
The world's worst is strictly a stream mobile monica. I am not putting miles on that shit. I'm not putting miles on it, bro
I'm not putting miles on it if it's not stream. It's not being driven. No cat look I even you could tell I'm telling the truth because
Cuz one I would never lie to you guys
but too I had a little photo shoot I was practicing my camera settings and stuff
like that this my black wing it parked in my specter you see how my black wing
is in the way look at that man look at that shit look at that shit
come on man stop playing with me nigga stop lying to me cool lying to
yourself is crazy buying a half million car to not drive it must be nice
I
Do I okay
Oh fuck, this is what finance music sounds like, this is depressing.
Holy smokes, oh fuck me, man.
Wow, this shit is depressing as fuck.
It's fine.
Still look, bro.
Alright.
Certain things I buy for me.
I want it.
And I make it work for the content that I do.
Other things I buy for content.
It's nice to have, but its primary focus isn't pleasure.
SF90, pleasure, fast, exhilarating, Zzzzz.
World's most specter, nice, cozy.
But if you want a bunch of miles on it, the ROI starts to depreciate.
So I'm going to make the smart sensible decision to drive any one of my other five cars.
Did it click for you bro? Did it click? So we're selling it later this year?
Yeah I'm selling it as soon as I get done forming it. I want to enjoy it.
I want to I want to form it.
And then I want to drive it off the cliff
GTA 4 style I
Want to take that ramp at that. Oh, whoa, hold on people might take what I'm saying seriously
You know that ramp by the airport in GTA 4
No one that sends you all the way in the sky
You know what I'm talking about nigga. You know what I'm talking about gang
So you basically brought a pretty dress left the tags on it got your cute pictures now your return. I'm not returning it now
You know eventually I'm not gonna fucking keep the Rolls Royce into my 40s
40 years old with the same Rolls Royce specter like 50 years old same specter
duh eventually but not now I'm not done with it I haven't even started now I
probably put no cat like 500 miles on it so far and it was all content that's
and that's where it's a bro I'm yapping like shit right now yeah I niggas can't
stopped me neither. Yo, um,
finally sold the condo. Oh my God.
Two weeks from closing, bro.
Two weeks from closing. You guys want to hear a crazy story?
So look, so look, house listed for six, seven months, dry.
I'm thinking to myself, damn, I'm already losing a lot of money on this.
I bought it for like $810, listed it for like $799, and I kept reducing the price, kept reducing the price.
And then I reduce it to a point where like I don't even know if I'm getting my down payment back
Market's doing bad especially for con easy's right now
It is what it is you write that off on the taxes you take the out
Right so I get a offer I
Get my first offer in five months
I'm thinking damn this offer sucks, but this is the lowest I can go. I accept offer
They do their inspection.
They find out there's a leak in the shower book.
They say you're covering it.
I said no to fuck I'm not.
I made all the concessions, nigga.
It's time for you to make a concession.
They said, you did it!
Contract canceled.
Okay, okay, okay.
What you didn't know!
I had already accepted a backup offer!
Which was 30,000 more!
But I accepted your bomb ass offer in fear!
So I accepted, not that contract was canceled.
Backup offer.
Backup offer look crazy.
Well, it's not, it's still an L for me,
but it's better.
So I towed a backup offer guy,
like I make the repairs.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What you didn't know was you won't find better
for that price.
I just wanted to get rid of this shit, Monica.
All right?
You rarely come up on a negative day.
I just want to get rid of this shit.
I wasn't trying to make money on it.
I wasn't trying to sell this shit.
I want to get rid of this shit.
And you fucked up trying to be greedy.
He ain't got a bitch.
Look at what green will do to you nigga!
So keep looking for your condo,
you're not gonna find one at that price.
Good luck, bro.
I undercut the entire market,
I just wanted to get rid of the chip.
I wanted to get rid of it,
I undercut the entire market.
Good luck finding one, bro.
Good luck.
Someone else?
Yeah.
Essentially, yeah, financially an L
But you know when you make losses on stuff you write that off on your taxes, so
I might not even have taxes to pay in the first quarter
Because I took it a big enough L on the con deezy
That's awesome
All right, so now that we did that relatable
Oh
My god, oh, okay real quick
Let me
I'm slow. I'm slow. I'm slow. I'm slow. I'm slow. I just remember to react and I wanted to pull it up
And I forgot it before I could do it. I'm dead-ass from oh Michael Jackson trailer. I
Heard about that
Boom
Okay.
All right.
Is there any other reacts I'm missing?
There's a 1,000 mosquitoes versus blood.
I hate mosquitoes, so I'll watch it.
There's an Ash Elk video, and then there's a YBS video from a year ago that for some
reason I didn't watch, but it's a certified hood classic apparently.
Is there anything else?
GTA VI news.
We might actually lead with that.
You're right about that.
GTA, let's go incognito.
GTA VI news.
Oh my God.
Do we do IGN, GameSpot?
Oh
Let's get a game spot till it's
Yo, bro
Gains, but I still exist. All right, whoa, okay, we have to read we'll read we're not big readers around here
But we'll uh, you know, we'll pull out the old monocle for this one, man
Let's do the roll call first. Sorry for taking so long
And let's get into it man
I
Forgot y'all sent him the TTS um if I don't make it 20 if you can me and Marcus and you both do fuck a fan
I call it was here as a slam
That's gay bro, and that's like you're a whore you were getting a train red on your life, okay?
I'm not hey. Oh, oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'd be given all my energy to hate nas niggas
I feel like I need to get more energy to the positive. I appreciate that. Yo, Melly, appreciate you with the 10 get the song
W 10 gets
Whatever now I can't be you would never
All right, let's do the roll call, Melly appreciate you with the check, get the subs, no, I said no.
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It's okay to be wrong.
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And so it's free. Yeah one bad 2020. They were that five gifts in my nigga
W5 gives W fucking world called
So, W5 gifts, W World Cup, appreciate the logs, yeah?
You're so epic.
Everything that come out, keep them out,
is just like, a lot.
Yo, by the way,
shout out Chris for finally dropping his project, man.
Shout out Chris for finally dropping his project, man.
Shout out Chris for finally dropping his project.
I was listening to it while I was on the sim for a little bit.
Happy for him, bro.
Get out of his head and release.
You feel me?
Get feedback, reiterate, enjoy the process.
That's nice to see.
Yo, one bend, thanks again, bro.
And we can't take it a four month reset.
Let me get a W roll call on this bitch.
Peace.
Thank you for resetting.
And oh, Dave, welcome back, 39 months, man.
Has he talked about GTA 6 yet?
now we bout to right now. No, we going on incognito for shit like this, you know. Game
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Oh, no, that's cool. That's cool. That's cool. WW disclosure. All right. GTA 6 still
on track for no. The news can't be there still on track, bro. That's the expectation. Video
of Jason talking to Toby saying he never checks his bank accounts and leaves it to a financial
manager.
Find a manager better be his bro.
Look at that's how they got T pain man.
That's how they got T pain bro.
Back in them early days Mannequin.
Word.
Yo.
I mean he seems he seemed like a smart lad you know, in it bro.
So he be I though he be I he be I.
As part of take two earnings announcement the company confirmed Roxas Grand Theft Auto
Remains on track
There was no reason to believe it might be delayed
But the company what the fuck is this news bro?
It's on track. I mean there was no reason for us to think otherwise
But it's still on track though by the way. What the fuck is this news, bro?
It's January money. It's February. It's the first quarter
They're not gonna give us another delay in the first quarter if they're gonna delay it is going to be in the third quarter, bro
It's going to be in the second or third quarter. What is this news, bro?
Take two boss 12 zone
To I told IG and that marketing for GTA 6 will begin in earnest this summer
So we're not getting no promo till summertime at least they have a schedule for promo now that they told us about
So they is unlikely. No, they might move the day anyway, bro
I don't have hope I'll be honest with you pretty much every high-profile game
Robson has made has been delayed multiple times
GTAC is coming to the market with a mountain of height behind it and projections it could sell 40 million copies during its first year
That's that's the news no, no, no, no, let's go to IGN they said they talked to IGN
While the game has now suffered multiple delays, take two interactivists turn to sound more
confident than we've ever heard them that this time it's really happening.
Yo, the news is that nothing changed?
Are you fucking serious?
Because any time you're getting close to marketing beats, you're obviously in a place
where your confidence level is as high as it can be.
GTA 6 is one of the most anticipated games of all time.
many already suggesting it as a potential game of the year contender is not a game of
the year contender. They only give that to single player games, bro. Let's stop fooling
ourselves. Let's start, stop dilling our buttholes and let's face the facts, multiplayer games
at severe disadvantage. They don't give a fuck. Replay value has nothing to do with
the quality of the game anymore. All right. The multiplayer craze is washed to the people
that hand out awards. And even if that's in stark contrast to the player counts of multiplayer
games they don't give a fuck when you go look at the games people are it's like
multiplayer games is like Drake bro it don't matter how many times he's number
one on Spotify niggas you just choose to hate him anyway bro that's just that
just is what it is it's not getting game of the year I guarantee there's gonna be
some it's gonna be a bandit a single player game that comes along that takes
the spot tell you bro it happens every year you know I'll give for how much
hype the shit come with all right in fact it's only hyped right now I
I guarantee you when this game come out, it's gonna be stride around a lot of controversy and a lot of hate. I'm telling you.
I'm telling you when things get big enough, when things get big enough, it always follows with hate.
Telling you, bro, let something get big enough. Your favorite video game, it could be your favorite artist.
Immediately you will see a wave of hate and as soon as everybody hates the thing, there's gonna be a wave of love nigga.
That's how it's just the ebbs and flows of retards on the internet, bro
You can't change that unfortunately, but that's just the way people are so the same thing here now. It's love the hate will come
Once it's been hated for a year or two eventually the love will return
But until then we actually don't know how people really feel about it, bro
We don't know this is not new bro. Everything being on track is not news to me
What the fuck?
Where did this come from bro?
I
Butthole
Hey, was that a stop? No, I think it was a part of my chair a stock of a gun. No, I don't have gun parts
Lying around dude. I think it just came off the chair
I've just put it back where I feel like it went but well, you know, let's find out what it does
I don't feel like it does anything.
I don't do nothing.
Maybe I gotta flip it the other way.
Oh, yeah, it makes a little more sense, but it's not doing nothing, no?
Okay, I don't actually know.
I might have broke it, and I don't know what I did to break it, I was just sitting on it, but PASS!
I'm talking about the cheer game, you might not be fucking gutter, bro.
Yeah, I think he's ready for the re-ex!
Bro, am I that unhealthy that Niggaz is talking about W-Water?
Yo, just so you guys know, I drink mad water, bro.
I drink mad water, gang.
Oh, Michael Jackson.
I wasn't excited for this when I first heard about it, but the more I've been hearing about
I am the winner for your losses.
Y'all are the ones who've been in the lobby for years.
I am the last to lose this battle.
Y'all are the winners of the one-getter.
I believe in your honor.
Y'all are the ones who've been in the front for years.
You ever get a piece playing them?
You want me to make you startin' off?
We need to have a lot of skills that we don't know about.
Because the Jax is back, his friend.
That's us Coco.
And you need to stop telling him.
So, I'm planning to leave now.
So, this is the end.
Nah.
He had that aura, bro.
I love my friend.
I just really want him.
Study world, joy, and peace.
Then it's what I want the world to feel.
Manage.
Yeah!
No
Yeah, they better get decision on this film where it's a bro where it's a bro
Pre four hours long
Hi, bro. We're work. I hate the fact that all of our favorite me. I'm just oh my god
Just everything sucks now because of people like you, bro
There's a reason why when I watch Netflix they re-explain the same thing six times because you're fucking shitty little short-tick-tock
Attention span has fired it. It is ruined it for the rest of us, bro
Y'all niggas need stimulation 24-7 support support. I need help. I can't focus on a movie
Four hours, but it's gonna be four hours. So what?
Maybe it's gonna be a good four hours
Man, you spent four hours waking up schoolin' on TikTok, nigga!
Follow up! Come on! All type of bullshit, nigga! You don't wanna watch cinema!
Come on, man!
Come on, bro! Lock it, man! Don't tell Lionsgate about that!
Cause they're gonna start ruining the films more and more! They're gonna ruin it more!
God, man, film used to be an art, you know?
And now it just gets ruined by shit dialogue.
Because that's the only way to communicate something by fucking doing flashbacks and fucking writing it out for the dumbasses that's on their phone the whole time.
1000 mosquitoes versus blood.
This is 1000 mosquito eggs, and in just a couple days, they're going to hatch into 1000 actual
flying mosquitoes that I'm going to be doing the most interesting experiments with, and
like feeding them a pool of blood.
Anyways, right now the mosquito eggs we have are dormant, but all they need to hatch is
a bit of water.
The second a dry mosquito egg touches water, the embryos inside absorb it and basically
come to life.
And literally within only a few minutes of adding in the water, check out this area right
A tiny little white speck started to poke out from the top of this single egg.
Everyone, this is a mosquito larva, also known as a wiggle.
You can probably tell why they're called wigglers, based on how much they wiggle.
But over the next few days, this will eat food and literally evolve into a fully grown mosquito.
It will actually be one of the craziest things you'll ever see.
Oh, but yeah, I almost forgot. We don't just have one.
We have 1,000 mosquitoes that we're gonna be raising.
And only a minute later, another wiggler started to wiggle out.
I'm an animal guy. Okay. I love most animals. I believe
Yeah, I'm not a vegan and I'm like that. I don't love them that much something tastes good, but
I
Don't agree with genocide
Let's just start there
Except when it has to do with mosquitoes. I wish I don't give a fuck what it does to the ecosystem
I wish we could eviscerate every one of these little niggas, bro
I wish we could genocide every mosquito on the planet. I do I don't give a fuck
What animals die as a result? I don't give a fuck what the falloff is. I don't care if we lose half the planning
I just think that these niggas are the worst little creatures on earth. They're not like other bugs, bro
They're the worst. They're the worst of the worst
First of all, they kill bare humans. Second of all, they're mad annoying. Okay, and third of all, you can fucking itching yourself 24-7
They're relentless. These little shits are fucking relentless, bro
Then another, soon enough, this tank was starting to get overrun with our new pets.
I have to be so careful in this video.
Oh my gosh, this is so weird.
Literally 1000 mosquito larvae are right here.
But if we want them to turn into real mosquitoes, there's a couple things we gotta do to speed
up their growth process.
Of course, starting with feeding them.
And now I don't even know what these things eat, I mean, they're practically microscopic
At this stage, yeah.
I need to get my hands searched for what the mosquito larvae eat.
Enter.
And it looks like they eat microscopic organic matter.
Oh, I actually have an idea of how I can say it left this spot.
This is fish food.
Yeah, not super special.
But for when the larvae are this small,
it works perfectly to crush up into tiny little pieces.
And immediately after dropping in some of this crushed food,
it sink down to the bottom for the larvae to start eating.
Since the larvae were just born about an hour ago,
they feel so unbelievably small
That is just so hard to see, but you can kind of make out the shape of its mouth if you look very closely right here.
It's insane how there's a brain and actual life in something this tiny.
Anyways, you can see they tried to eat most of this food, but it's still a bit big.
So once it dissolves into the water, it'll become even easier for these guys to eat it.
But things get fun quickly, because these wigglers are more than double the size of every 24 hours.
So I have a feeling, if we come back tomorrow, these guys are going to be a lot bigger.
Good mornin' Ted, Grannis, I just woke up, mosquitos are probably bigger now, but I'm
a little cheshire.
Wait, you haven't zoomed in yet?
And wait, you can literally see, oh my gosh.
Yeah, if you can't tell by the footage of the larvae are so much bigger now.
And when I turned on my camera to record them in detail, I was amazed by how much they
were literally overnight.
The day before, this was the most zoomed in footage I could get of these guys.
But now, the larvae almost stood up the entire frame and look at how much more detail they
more detailed they are. This black hole at the bottom is their heads and they're so big already
we can make out their mouth a lot easier and we can even see their tiny little eyes. These guys are
so cool because you can literally see how their mouth works as a little boat motor essentially
they can just use it to slowly direct among the water surface. Sometimes they'll even curl up
and start sucking up microscopic food particles from the surface. Okay well this video is all
about doing these funnest experiments with the mosquitoes so next up I want to make that they're
light these things because if you didn't know adult flying mosquitoes are insanely
attracted to light I mean they'll just swarm light at night but I was wondering
if that can speak stars when they are babies well to figure it out I turn off
all the lights in my garage and watch what they did pretty quickly the larvae
actually started to rise to the surface a way more if you remember most of the
larvae were spending most of their time together with the lights off they all
like to be on the surface apparently okay that's pretty interesting but now
What I want to do is take it at this super bright studio light and pussy Americans saying ill
Where are you from breezy? Do they love mosquitoes where you're at monica?
This is we're not looking at a adorable cheetah. Okay, this is not a
This is not we're not we're not looking at a puppy. Okay. This is a fucking disgusting shitty mosquito, bro
What do you love them where you're at?
for real
You guys celebrate this animal
Oh, that must be a bot chatter, bro.
And this is it, pointing on the right at the side of the enclosure.
So that way we can turn it on.
Oh, there we go.
And we can see what they did to the reality.
And literally, the second after turning on this light,
some light magic, the larvae start to move away from it.
And they all start to gather up on the right side
as far away from the light as possible.
Wait, so these guys are moving away from the light?
Huh, that's interesting. The fully grown mosquitoes, they'll completely swarm light, but when they're larvae, they will completely avoid it.
So to confirm my theory, I turned off this light and moved it over to the right side.
And immediately, the larvae did exactly what I thought they would, and they went back to the left side.
Since I could kinda control where they were, I thought it'd be funny to kinda just swap the lights on and off on these sides, and, uh, you know, make them do some exercise.
Listen, okay, I gotta train some strong, capable mosquitoes for when I put them up against a pile of blood.
It's gonna be so interesting.
Dang, that is actually so cool to watch how they do that.
And apparently they do this because they don't want to get eaten by fish, of course.
And if they're in the darkness, then it's obviously harder for the fishes to see them.
But actually, very interestingly, while I was doing that last test,
I don't want to stir the floor around like that and zoom in.
You can see there's tons of what almost looks like just dead mosquito larvae
that is just drifting around in the water.
Now I don't worry for a second, I thought something was going around, uh, killing all the mosquitoes,
so don't worry, I actually figured out that these are not dead mosquito larvae.
You see, what these are are actually the old skin of our current larvae.
You see, these guys apparently shed off their old skin four times before becoming a flying mosquito.
Basically, just like how other animals will mold their skin off when it's time to grow bacon.
So of course now that I know that, for the next experiment, I gotta see if I can capture on camera
a shot of them molten. Basically, what I'm gonna do is go and move my lights back to the
back of this place. And basically, that's gonna cause all the larvae to go and swim
into the front. And then I can just leave my camera running for like 24 hours and surely
I could capture at least one of these guys molten to get that shot for you guys.
So yeah, I recorded this for like two hours and after thoroughly reviewing all of the
footage none of the larvae actually shed their skin, unfortunately. But obviously I was
not going to give up. So I spent hours actively recording with my camera, watching every single
larvae at the water surface. Apparently they only molt out their skin when they're hanging
upside down from the top. And after about two hours I found this larvae. You can tell
he was about to molt by the fact that he was hanging upside down for a pretty long time
without moving. And every now and then he would try and twitch to squeeze out of his
old skin. If you look very closely right here, you can see his old skin starting to slide
up and off and this white part right here is his new skin underneath but after watching this guy
for like another hour all of a sudden he just started to float down and he fell all the way to
the floor and completely stopped moving yeah apparently the molting process is actually really
grueling from the skeetos and there's a chance that they can use all their energy while doing it
and die. That's what I'm talking about. Fatality nigga. That's what I'm talking about bro. Yes!
Let mosquito down bro. Shag is just talking to this guy. Rest in peace bro. But of course this was
not going to stop me because I kept recording for longer and longer until I eventually caught this
footage. Keep in mind this is literally the first footage on the internet of a mosquito larvae
molting because of how hard it is to catch. So you can't complain about how trash this
as much as his footage quality is, but anyways, you can see it started to shake violently
and it started to slide out of its old skin.
His dark part is his new skin, and eventually he was able to fully slide out and only his
malt was refined.
It's so cool to watch this happen, and after it does, the new larvae swims away and leaves
the old skin behind, but that skin will probably get eaten by another larvae very soon for
some protein.
Let's go!
I'm so happy we just got to see that.
But in fact, I just spent so long trying to get that shot that almost all of our larvae
now are pretty much fully grown meaning yes we're about to have a thousand
mosquitoes hatching in just a matter of days um and it would be extremely
illegal and just really bad if mosquito escapes let alone 1000 mosquitoes so I
have a feeling it's time we built some sort of containment system yeah oh man
yeah actually I have this big tank sitting in my garage which would actually
get a perfect fit over our current tank so when the mosquitoes hatch they won't
be able to just fly away. But obviously, there's a big opening on the bottom. Yeah,
it would be bad if we had to move this, all the mosquitoes would get out. So what I did
was put our current tank in here while the big one was sideways. And then I got this
piece of clear acrylic that I'm going to be able to attach to the fronts. And when I
attach this piece of acrylic, it's going to make sure no mosquitoes can get out. I probably
wonder why I got all these massive holes right here. Well, what I'm going to do is this.
And as you can see, I just put mesh in each of the corners so, you know, there can air
can get in but I left this hole open in the middle so I can put a little dog in it.
God that's fire. Yo that's fire like he could really close that last hole and suffocate all
1000. That's fire. Like Dominic is literally just being able to fly and dying of suffocation
is fire bro.
Right here so we'll be able to put stuff in from mosquitoes bro.
That's pretty simple to make though cause all we gotta do is attach this little sleeve
traction I made and put a clamp on the end. Basically how it works is if you
want to put your arm inside you go ahead and take off under safety clamp like
that. And basically what you do is while you're holding it still you got to
carefully stretch your arm inside and then boom when it's around your arm it's
very airtight and you go ahead and put your arm inside and you see I have
access to here and the mosquito will be able to get out and it's very easy to go and take my arm out, keep it shut and then I can go and put the clamp back on.
And after I had my dad silicone the acrylic on, boom! This containment system is
But guys there's actually something I didn't tell you about these mosquitoes in their life cycles
And there's a whole nother stage of life before becoming mosquitoes that lasts about a day when I came back the next day to my tank
I noticed they were already entering it. Oh my gosh guys look at what I just saw
Take a look at the larvae in here. You see these little circular things swimming around next to the actual larvae
Those are the pupae and that means they're about to hatch
You see, these pupae are also called tumblers because, well, they tumble down when they
sense potential danger nearby, but the coolest thing is how these guys look.
They got these weird, scary-looking eyes, they got little horns to act as snorkels for oxygen,
and of course, they look way different from a larva with that cool, shrimp-shaped body.
And if you're wondering how it looks when a larva turns into a pupae, well, this awesome
footage from back there, a bug, shows it.
Basically, the skin splits out the thorax area, and very similarly to how the larvae
molds with new pupae will slide out and yeah it's pretty amazing yeah sir these
guys are so cool. This is a cool part where they literally crawl out the
pupae and it's like an alien movie it's crazy yeah I don't think that's not gonna
be too hard to get because we're on like a day eight and check what has just
started it to hatch yep that is a mosquito. There's like three mosquitoes in here right now so it shouldn't be long until we have much much more.
You see, the pupae get darker and darker as they get closer to turning into a mosquito.
So since this pupae is bright white, I know he won't be hatching anytime soon,
but these pupae here are extremely dark, meaning the mosquito is right under that skin ready to crawl out.
So to make the shot even easier to get, I'm gonna suck all of the darkest pupae
into this little pipette and put them in this container to make it easier to record.
Now since the mosquitoes have already started to hatch, I actually had to use the door I made
to get my hand inside so I could escape and I used my little pipe back to suck it up as
many of the dark pupae as I could.
I couldn't take it in stuff, man.
And I started to film.
Thankfully the pupae hatched within only a few hours of turning black so it was literally
only about an hour of recording till I caught this on camera.
I don't know where this pupae here started to straighten out its tail.
This makes a little tunnel here for the head of the mosquito to start squeezing out.
So nasty, but you can see how this area here just keeps inflating.
The mosquito is literally being born in front of our eyes,
and you can see how it's leaving the clear pupa skin behind.
All of a sudden, his little mouth pops out here that they use to suck blood,
and soon after, his wings pop out.
Oh, my gosh, guys.
I'm just gonna make it seem like a final, but you're not gonna do it right now.
I just think it's fine, man.
Finally, the legs stop sticking to the body,
and Bada-bing, Bada-boom, that's how a mosquito is born.
They'll basically stand here for like half an hour.
while they wait for their body and wings to harden up.
Now, fortunately, I am not allowed to just, uh, let this guy fly out.
Yeah, when you have some mosquitoes in your house, it is just illegal to let them escape.
So, I'm gonna try and move them into the tank, but if I can't do it, I do, uh...
Just kill them!
But thank God I didn't have to use that, since it was super easy to just grab it with tweezers
and let it loose in the containment system.
W mosquitoes, bro! That was one of the coolest things I've...
Hell no, niggas. Never been, never will be, W mosquitoes. Always.
is always L mosquitoes, man.
All right, it's not like ants.
Ants are a little bit annoying, OK?
Especially if you're a dirty nigga,
you got ants in your house and OK, you made a mistake.
Whatever, getting rid of them is a bitch fax.
All right, you got some ant hills, not a big deal.
Red ants, a couple of bites cool.
But ants at least have integrity, bro.
All right?
Ants all work for the queen.
They're little slaves.
Every ant you see is a little slave just trying to do his job.
Ants are mad, powerful, and strong for their weight,
their strength, their weight, their interest.
They're adorable. They made a movie called Bugs Life about these niggas, okay?
These mosquitoes, man. It's just there's no appeal to them at all. Just kill them all, man.
Well, guys, it's been another few days and I'm proud to say we have 100 plus mosquitoes now.
I mean, we got funds just flying around. We got even more just sitting all over the glass.
And that's not even to mention all the mosquitoes just hiding around.
Now, I can test these guys with my last two mosquito experiments, starting with sticking my hand inside of the bank of Mosquitoes.
That's not an experiment, though.
But I'm gonna just keep my hand going in there.
I'm gonna stick out a mosquito kit.
I'm gonna stick out a mosquito repellent, so we can test if these things actually work.
Okay, definitely not a good bit.
So, I start to apply the first mosquito repellent to my arm by spraying it.
You see, mosquitoes are insanely attracted to the scent and heat of human skin,
but somehow this spray stuff completely blocks all of those and messes with the mosquito's senses.
Ironically, when I think my hand breaks, they still attack you with that shit as a scam.
And as I stuck my hand in, I got very nervous. I hate mosquito bites.
Oh, they're flying very close.
But yeah, I don't think they can even sense that this is a hand right now.
Yeah, I literally left my hand in there another 30 seconds,
and not a single mosquito even landed on it.
Or normally, they would definitely be swarming it.
Dang, this stuff works good. If you need some mosquito repellent, I recommend that.
I'm not gonna have to do anything about it.
But now the second mosquito repellent I want to test.
Well, let's see this app right here.
This app claims to literally make a sound
that will repel mosquitoes.
So you hear that?
It's like a high-pitched buzz.
Okay, well, let's see if this works.
Now I've heard these apps are myths,
but as I put my hand inside,
the mosquitoes weren't instantly swarming it.
In fact, they were acting kind of similar to earlier
when I was testing the spray stuff,
even though I had thoroughly washed it all off my hand.
Maybe these apps actually do work.
That wasn't until I found this when I took my hand out.
Okay, for a second, I thought this app actually worked.
So let me turn off this ear piercing sound.
But then I realized I actually got bit right there.
I can definitely feel like I've turned to it and stopped.
Don't use these apps, guys.
I can assure you they are fake,
but I guess this stuff kind of does work.
Anyways, now it's time for the moment
we've all been waiting for.
Mr. Hewton, I'm sorry about that.
And yes, I actually have a jar of blood from a cow.
Oh my gosh.
Now, in order to make this have a chance to-
What?
I'm not saying something is fishy going on,
but I'm just saying whoever's selling cow blood
should be investigated.
That's all I'm saying, bro.
That's it.
I'm not saying they're guilty or something,
but it's deserving of an investigation.
Work. I had to fill up this little container
with a bunch of blood,
and then I put some saran wrap on top.
This way, the mosquitoes could stick their little mouthpiece
through it and get filled up with blood
if they're hungry.
Finally, I just warmed it up in the microwave so it would re-take the temperatures of the mosquitoes' light and cut it inside the microwave.
Let's see what these mosquitoes do.
Now, for the first, like, 20 minutes, pretty much none of the 100 mosquitoes were interested.
They were kind of just hiding around and not moving much, so I kept trying tons of new stuff, like dimming the lights,
because, apparently, mosquitoes don't like to eat under the bright light,
and after trying so much stuff and recording for hours, not a single mosquito tried to eat this blood.
In a school footage, you can see mosquitoes literally only take a couple seconds to land on an arm and get completely filled up with blood.
But for some reason, they only like to drink blood from arms and not just liquid blood apparently, like we have here.
Literally all the mosquitoes had gathered up on the other side of the enclosure to avoid it.
Yeah, I literally just tried to record this for two days, none of the mosquitoes were there.
Mosquitoes not!
I didn't work out!
Mocked cows!
See!
Just because the last experiment failed the whole point of the channel is to get crazy animal ideas and see if they're actually possible
Unfortunately, this one was
Experiments were we got to learn all about the mosquito life cycle, which was just so interesting to watch
Death to all mosquitoes man death to all mosquitoes death to all mosquitoes death to all mosquitoes, bro
So the fuck I feel man. I couldn't give us a fuck about these little niggas man. Good video. No Terry green good
Don't do it again, bro. Please.
All right.
Let's actually do the opposite now.
Let's see some fire wildlife.
This is YBS Youngbloods.
I spent 30 years finding this reef solo boat camping
in remote ocean.
This little baby right here is my underwater bow and arrow,
and I personally think it's the hardest way
to catch food around here.
around here. I have no idea how I land on the beach.
My other main goal is a really, really nice and efficient
ride. Honestly, man, I never thought that that
would happen. Hey, hold on, what's that? What is that? Don't know if you saw
this.
Someone call agent because this number is so off, it's
laughable. I'd be interested in agent Pop the Watch 7 breaking down
huh huh it's your Pia number two let's take silver yeah I'm talking watch it
yeah I tell you but YouTube is a little tougher to pocket watch but I can do it
though I like the challenge I love I love it I love it I love it I love it
I can get down to the bottom of that I get down to the bottom of that I would
have to do some research to see what all sponsors and stuff you might
had but 200,000 off rent
now that is that can't be accurate that can't let me check one thing actually
impossible bro and vod just sitting up so yeah it's definitely a lot more than that
We'll get to that
Man he's shooting on twist too right?
Oh my god
He's long
The show goes on
See you tomorrow
We might do that today
Start the game.
Start her up.
Here we go.
You're right, Lachette.
I think having an adventurous dog or cat,
adventurous cat is like peak life.
If you had the time to properly care for them, right?
To take them on adventures
and to go outside with them and stuff like that,
that's like peak, peak, peak, peak, peak, peak, peak.
It's so far that they can just be on this adventure
with you, they can swim in the water with you,
they can go pop out to the new islands with you
and stuff like that.
They're sitting beyond. They can hunt with you sometimes.
Me and my cat, why'd you?
Oh, that's fine, Jazz.
Let's have a cat!
obviously you're holding your breath so as soon as you pull it back and
strain you start to lose in your breath mode and then also wobbles and stuff like
that but that's not good
it's one of the hardest ways I think to hunt and I love a challenge and that's what we're doing
in this video anyway before I tell you
he's so australian bro
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, he's still on the stretcher.
What the hell?
Oh my god.
Already?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This thing is, this thing is operating the boat, recording with his mouth and
Fishing with his left hand brother
No!
Say less!
Oh no!
Ah! I dropped it at the point!
Oh!
Roll the rules!
No you don't.
I'm gonna walk the plank.
Woo!
Oh man, okay?
That's the punishment, bro.
That's the punishment.
Hey, buddy.
I can't believe you got this far.
Oh, whoa.
Now, can you do that?
Bro, I can't do any of that.
I don't know how to operate a boat.
I don't know how to fish.
I've never recorded with my mouth.
I don't know that I,
I don't even know how to swim.
If I jumped in there, I would just fucking drown.
In the middle of nowhere,
I didn't even know it existed.
I have never been here before or died here before.
And who knows?
And who knows what else is down there?
Ah, well, we can go as far as else as down there.
So we should take it easy and see if we can get something, huh?
I think they're all finished.
See you later, son.
Oh, he's going in.
Come on, you're dead.
What do we have here today?
What is it? Is that a big shark or... I can't tell the size of some of these. Is he holding
his breath?
I don't know what this looks like anymore.
Yes?
No.
I don't know what this looks like anymore.
I need some salmon, I need some salmon, I need Trout, Tilapia, I need Tilapia, Tilapia,
I'm not 80 years old yet.
Sounds like my ass, bro.
You gotta die in real.
Holy smokes.
Uh oh, he's taunting the fish.
Ah, just missed. Just missed.
You don't have to, like, rewind the, uh...
No, you probably do, yeah.
The spanish maki, which I'm targeting, the nanobard, the school maki, and the shark maki.
And then there's all bottom fish and those big, trellis looking things up.
I thought they were like a polyp on or something like that.
But I got some of these in the journal that I can slow down so I can die.
They get them easy. I bought myself.
But this is as easy. This is as good as it gets condition-wise.
I wonder if he gets afraid
Yes son, ready to go
He does have to rewind it, that's too great for me here
Reload time is fucking hours
Music is playing, he about to hit something.
Hey sis, thank you for the gift, appreciate it.
Who needs a fast hands perk?
You're so lazy.
How did I catch a lazy allegation?
I just said the reload time sucks.
That's true bro.
Why am I catching a stray?
It objectively is a bad reload time, bro.
Jess! Appreciate you with the five gift-a-sauce!
Thank you so much, gorgeous Jess. Appreciate it.
That'll be fine.
Super S.B. with the five gift-a-sauce. Appreciate it, Super.
Oh, that gave us a golden light train.
They played it till now, man!
man appreciate you super super SB chest thank you guys
look I watched enough of these videos to know when the epic music starts to play
he's about to shoot from the logo bro chase thank you for the gift
I don't lie to me babe, there's no whales around.
There's the dolphins, just bugging a whale just behind the boat there.
There's the dolphins going around and kicking on these mums in the cold mud.
So the mums think they're dangerous, by the way, but they're acting in these noises.
He's so cute!
That's like a fucker off man.
Hold on! Hold on!
He felt that?
Bro, he was in...
He was in the water and felt the whale was around him?
Who are you? I can't believe that.
Just gonna make a couple of niggas in about my biggest enemy right now is that sun.
I need to start thinking about heading towards the island,
Father can and trying to get something for dinner
How long in between throw the line and catch us up usually check
Oh
Star
It depends.
That fake was getting pushed up.
You know, five hours, five minutes?
The bottom probably was loaded with big,
predatory reef fish.
Five minutes to one day.
Thanks, bro.
And now it's down.
On the menu later on, I'm going to cook this coconut-lined
fish bowl with my mango sauce,
and so hungry just to think about it.
The location's a big factor.
Come on, this location here.
Did you get his foot just here?
He's still on the ground.
Yes.
He stopped.
Look at this, dead sloppy right now.
He's trying to just cut the laps like she does.
Super clear.
No one around for miles.
Sun's going down.
And, uh...
Man.
What do you think, Stradec? Pretty good?
This is camp tonight. Set up.
Have a feed. All that good stuff.
you never know where she's going to explode
get location and say 510 not efficient
thanks for your non efficient advice bro
we're going for some sort of afternoon adventure
big ass island
look at that
see it floating
they made him bridge to a really world island bro
what is that
island PR is like in the gunner right now
the gunner right now. Yo Jess, thanks for the fight getting solved.
That's fine Jess.
You wanna go say hi?
I gotta go see if the turtle wants to be my friend of course.
Ew room. Hey Jess, thank you for the 5 gift if I could find a meat stand in the shed man. Thanks Jess.
We good about any island? Invite right now sis.
My lost it's a must be fine. I'm not joking. Turtles that small are so rare to see. I've never seen
one that small in my life and I've spent my life out here. You obviously see the babies but
They disappear, you don't know where they go after that.
Well, I don't.
There's not much left in the day and I finally found some beautiful water.
Look at this, it is so clear here.
I'm gonna suit up and get straight into the rain.
The blue one, the darker, the water, the scarier the water.
Fashly.
Be careful, bro.
Now we got island.
I
See that makes sense that explains why you got a private jet runway to back your house they hit and miss
Who's with the five get the subs appreciate it?
Thank you
Oh
He's over three currently I would just put that oh, that's not um, that's not the bow and arrow. That's uh
That's a...
That's a crossbow.
Looks like a spear is spearfishing.
Ashley, thank you for the five.
Damn!
Speargun. Harpoon!
Yes!
Named it. Here we go.
Ashley, thank you for the five. Get yourselves.
Whoa, it's still got a tiny little bit of line over there.
Whoa!
if I ever came down from the ocean and saw this I would think I entered hellfire
oh no oh that's scary a shit oh it's the day of reckoning brother what the fuck
that's not even beautiful that's just scary it's like the scene of a horror
I've got to pine a little bit of light over there, looks so spooky, that looks so spooky over there.
I'm going for some of this footage before bed and having a thing of red ampera, you can have that one Strider.
Damn, this is not the main cook, you want to try to get one with the camera?
I can't see it.
Oh man, this spot looks crazy.
It's put a fire in my belly.
Mark my words, I will return to this spot
before the trip is over.
Oh my god, that's so good.
Little did I know at this point, sitting in the boat,
bird be quiet, you're trying to narrate here.
Sitting in the boat with Shrider,
that that spot would actually become
the craziest, most insane, beautiful spot
that I ever dove in my life.
Like, I don't even know if this kind of place could exist, so you guys should hang around for that, but I promise you, it is absolutely beautiful.
So, I'm sorry for the interruption, let's get back into the video, and don't you guys dare go anywhere.
If this wasn't on YBS's channel, I would think it was AI, brother.
And like, if this wasn't on his channel!
Oh, that's so good. First thing tomorrow morning, the adventure continues.
Look at that, come on.
Start her up!
Man, you're like early mornings like this, in gear.
How early are we talking?
This is the interpretation of what today is going to bring.
Oh, man! Thank you for the 34 month wisdom!
I think my first plan is just to get out beyond that horizon
to ground that I've never been before and start...
Oh
So dumb I just took off then without bringing the anchor up, but lucky I caught it. I had a lot of line out
That's so dumb. All right. So no
If stuff didn't go wrong, it wouldn't be a very much cancer trip bring the anger up is the first stage, okay?
Let's try this again
Hey the boat shouldn't even let you move forward if you can't
Absolutely beautiful here a couple little bollies there around here. It's actually quite clear try my luck with that
underwater bow and arrow
We're still trying that
They wonder if it's gonna land bro
No, this nigga you gonna pull out the anchor with his hand
A little drink break for stride a mass
I can't move my arms bigger. We're up like a monster like that
What's wrong with you, bro
What's the channel why be as young blood and that's beautiful water facts
This like when you can see through the water, I'm less afraid of it
What the fuck is filming that?
Durgomo, thank you for the five gift this sub.
Durgomo, appreciate it.
Lead five, my goat.
Good old Marcus.
Oh my god.
Monster.
Not gonna grab him.
Starface?
Bro where is he?
Oh my god.
this like the New York City of my fish
Fish!
It's fucking packed, man.
They're everywhere.
I don't ask a dumb question, but is he holding his breath?
He is.
Damn it!
That was good. That was good.
I mean, I'm just making the lungs is insane.
Just shut her up.
Get down there for like four minutes, bro.
And bounce around her precious piece of this.
Some leftovers from last night.
We brought a beard.
Don't get any better than that.
Where is that?
It's Australia.
Well, we don't know exactly where.
It's somewhere off the coast.
Now I need to get my mind.
But I don't want to do it.
Oh, that's just a plate of troll around.
Ah!
That ain't it.
Oh, brand new lanes.
Got a bunch of them.
I haven't even told you guys yet.
You know, they're so good.
They hate you these.
Anyway, what's the name?
It's my mom's favorite, B, Spanish mackerel.
Because that's what they say.
Man, that's crazy.
It's different.
It's not, there's no scary animals here, Marcus.
You ain't gotta worry, my boy.
There's no scary animals.
It's nothing but like whales and dolphins and lobsters
and like the cute fish, not the ones that hurt you
stuff like that. I haven't seen that one dangerous animal this entire time.
Look at that bro. I need to pay one jellyfish. Come on bro. I'm a grown ass animal. This is
not a SpongeBob members.
The stingray?
Stingrays are a bad people bro.
I
I
Never thought what are you doing here?
Rocky Steve
Boonies here, I reckon I might have to have a look around here could be on
D. Steve guy. I'm so great
You know, but you know
A puffer fish bit his finger off. They don't know puffer fish are bad bro. That's just their nature
They're not all bad guys
He's went from thing what's
Oh, they gotta be grabbed down there or some sort of officer.
They gotta be something.
We're gonna put our head in there?
Cool.
Who are the stars?
Are we not tagging that?
Okay, okay, cool, cool, fire, fire, fire.
What else?
I just can't believe that he's holding his breath this whole time.
He's pointing at the lobster, we know who he wants.
Strider!
We've got a lobster!
Uh, he wouldn't even need it.
Ah, the locks just run.
Oh, he's here.
There you go.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
To the right.
What is that?
What is that?
This is not what I think it is.
He just dabbled his finger in front of the gun!
A flounder. Aren't those the really big fish?
A sea eel?
That is a proper, proper Moschal Fjallis.
Moschal?
slow your roll man
Get the fuck out of here
Hey, you deck this up
He grabbed his eating size lobster and went into that hole and BANG!
From what we're gonna get it, he sat it back out.
Anyway, we're gonna keep moving on.
I can't even see that!
Nigga the shark, the lobster went in the nigga mouth!
Dumb ass lobster is still afraid of the human being and went inside the shark's mouth.
From what we're gonna get it, he sat it back out.
And the nigga spit him out.
him out. That's not a shirt! He's not a shirt! What was it? What was it? Climb
I'm afraid of you two here in demise.
Oh, to be fair, I think he didn't want to capture him to get him.
He saw a bull truck in the distance.
Oh!
That's not scary at all, bro.
Yeah, I tell you, like, the shots that he gets for his video are so cinematic.
That is a hell of a shot right there, bro.
Graham, thank you for the care. Appreciate it, bro.
Oh, I got that shoes! Holy shit, that is shoes!
How does he do all this alone? Like, I almost don't want to believe he's doing it alone, but I'm watching him do it alone.
It's going to quickly leave this island, head to the one in the very distance over there.
Got to cook up a feed, fill a fish.
Who knows what's going to happen throughout the night and then a full day tomorrow.
I love this man.
Don't go away.
This is...
Well, sometimes.
Oh, no.
Oh, I just got to take it in, man.
Check this out.
It's funny that he's been doing it his whole life,
and he still can't get enough of it.
He's got to play Ripple in the ocean.
That's beautiful, bro.
It's so glassy.
That's beautiful.
So glassy.
Well, this is going to be us for this afternoon,
and there is just anything better than this.
That's the whales, right?
We'll camp up the island over there.
I don't know what else to say but tomorrow's another day and we're on.
It is.
It's a good morning.
But I can't sleep so I have to die as long as I can get in there.
What?
Let's go
Good not getting that water in the night time a tier thing for the fire get the subs. I appreciate it
Appreciate it that we find this
So we're gonna shoot up and fingers crossed we're gonna get something with the underwater
Oh
Mr. Forer to go with the four appreciating the gumbo my fault man
I think when it's not probably don't get a notification on the top
So if I'm locking on a video sometimes I'd be missing it appreciate the form my boy. Don't be for the gumbo
Like that. Why you say fuck me
some shit's about to pop off the music's playing
city dave or five give yourself a siggy gg
appreciate the five man
Oh wow, that's a big guy.
Hey guy.
Hey G, I'm eating a banana, I think you should too.
No, mind your business bro.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wow, sad to see the reason.
Look at all the diversity, bro.
There's just so many different types and styles, and different types of face.
And they don't even know, like, the humans are destroying the planet above them.
They have no idea.
we're gonna try this it is levels to this shit well he just tried this
I have never in my life seen a spot like this.
I didn't even know this was going to be this.
I can't even talk because there's so much going on.
I can't believe he's catching us on video.
have you really thought it's thousands of them?
What do you aim at?
Somebody to test a good spot for oil rig
Wow really that's your first thought huh
Human just found this spot bro. Come on man. That spot needs liberation
Oh, it's sick. Oh man, I think it's gotta be liberated bro. They have to
I wonder if like, I mean which one do you want bro, like, HIT!
Frisco how long has he been holding his breath for man?
This is fucking insane!
He's been down here for like 30 minutes bro!
And he's went up three times!
I'm not gonna lie, that fish got the worst luck out of everybody.
He's got a re-breather.
Don't know what that is, but it might be self-explanatory.
A portable mouth thing.
but it might be self-explanatory, a particle-mouth thing.
Yeah, when you think about it, Chad, he's like the first nigga from his community to be fished.
You know, what's the odds of being another person in this area of the world, bro?
Right now I
They don't even realize
You can be like a Malcolm X and fish
You're gonna teach him, didn't teach me about him
In fish school
He's saying it for drowning.
Why is he tweaking?
Because he just said he's been in the water his whole life and he's never seen anything
like that and he happened to catch the seat on video.
Right?
Duh
Like for him
This is like the moment where we're a little bit recorded freestyle for the first time
Well the first time Michael Jackson move walk that's this is his moment, bro
Just in there but just
It's a big, a big thing, is that right?
Yeah, that's way bigger out here.
It looked really small down there.
Thank you so much.
Shocking on ice straight away.
Oh, thank you so much.
This ain't over yet.
This ain't over yet.
Oh, this ain't over yet.
It's time to get into the fillet, but the best part is still to come and cook.
It is just one of my favorite parts that it's gonna be a banger, so hang around till then.
Anyway, whoa!
I had a feeling that that spot was gonna be loaded.
So yesterday afternoon, I texted my brother telling him to come out to these coordinates
so I could do some deep drops, which is what you guys just seen.
You never should die alone, especially the deep drops.
And you, lady, you, one thing in this code,
that isn't good, but it's only going solid.
In a little bit of like cold sore creamy size,
it is going to be absolutely beautiful.
If I don't stuff it up, which I've done in the past,
but anyone get distracted,
he's never like this crazy before.
what's going on because it is absolutely insane right now so I've got the
spread here all the good stuff red shit green shit all that kind of stuff I
need to make a little fire on the stove in a minute you guys know how I get about
fires but anyway over my shoulder here you know what the hell is this it's like
a pop-up shop except for trying to buy anything but I want to show you guys
anyway I'm so excited about this range there's all these different anyway more
on that later. I'm moving my shoulder there. Here's a couple of whales that have been hanging
around for like, I don't know, like an hour or more while I've been prepping this arena
of food. Man, I'm getting so excited. Of course we got Strada down here. And she has got her
eyes on the whales and the drone's all the way up there in the sky. Should be getting
shot of the whales, I'll just check that actually, here. Yes it is, yes it is, and without further
ado, since I was a child this has been my favorite part of any trip, it just kind of like takes
everything that happens, all the stuff that's from start to finish on the journey, from cruising on
out and start early in the morning, to driving, what gives you all this is one video. I've never
I thought in my wildest dreams, I'll find shooting a couple of fish, trawling up, dropping fish.
Nah, I'm not being honest. Aside from like the Planet Earth series on Netflix, I mean,
this is like the next best thing when it comes to nature, bro. Right? It's like everything
in one video. It's like you can't even look away because he might... But we just seen
lobster crawling to the mouth of a predator and then they got spit out there was a bullshark
beside them to get one point we see whales dolphins first he was missing shots then he
started landing shots he was fishing like there was issues with the anchor we caught some good views
I
Had like all in one video bro, I tell you man
Just a one-man production
I'm happy for him bro, like I'm happy watching him be happy.
I get bricked watching that Geo videos, what?
Ew dude.
There's a couple stages to this so bear with me but it's worth it and don't go in there
because if I see a fish around here I'll get them right out, if it clears up I'm going
to go dive and while I'm cooking this feed.
What's wrong with you, man?
Right, right.
Bestie, bit of oil, down the bottom.
Why did you read that?
Why did you type?
Are you victim-lending, bro?
Why did I read it?
He said it.
Oh, that's not victim-lending.
That's gas-lending.
If I slapped the shit out of you,
and then you complained that your face hurt,
I wouldn't tell you to stop complaining your face hurt.
You're not the problem.
And then you just want to add your spasms.
Your eye for a draw to it for a reason.
Cause it was in the chat.
My idea of a draw to all the dumb shit
they just say in the chat.
That's why I'm ready to comment.
Duh!
Everything's gone so good already.
Just tip this.
All home.
All over.
I
That's the one time
But he's never went this crazy with the spices man in the pepper isn't it and you know
Yes, I'm green stuff. There's kind of questionable, but
We can get fat again stuff behind me, but just hang around for that
real powerful onion flavor mango I love mango and it's coming in this time
I say soon soon soon you just basically chuck it all in together like that this
is so easy to do if you think about it if you think about it if I do get fat
again that's objective proof that I've never been on was entry it's not not
now I might as well gain some weight to prove somebody's bitch ass niggas wrong
Right
Broke he's better than us
I bet these little fellows right here. I bet it. I bet like when you fish for the shit yourself. It tastes better
I love it. I love the taste. I'm just gonna chuck a couple of little nukes in there
Just to keep me on my toes
Doesn't OZB have rebound weight gain.
I'm being nice.
Ready?
No.
Watch me this way.
Why would it have weight gain?
Just like the opposite of what it does.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
All right.
You would know.
Same thing.
Give it a little stir.
Like I said.
Simple is the best.
I love simple.
Simple is just what I do.
So let's just sort of finish her off a little bit of lawn.
Oh, yeah, more lawn.
A little bit of lawn.
There you go.
Oh, fuck.
Get me.
Get me, fuck you.
Get me, fuck you.
Get me, fuck you.
Also, you can put coriander in here if you're a bloody weeder and you like the worst thing
in the world.
Coriander is blech, blech.
What's coriander?
Ah.
What is that?
It's fish on.
Why bloody not?
Just give them a little bit of a fuss.
Why bloody not?
Just give them a little bit of a toss and turn.
Try and get it all over the place.
Instead of one side.
Ew!
Ooh baby!
Niggas only put leaves on their food to seem like they're healthy, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
Niggas only put leaves on their food for a presentation, bro.
Didn't sizzle.
You get some more
All right, I'll try that again. That was so disappointing. I look like a bloody cuckoo. Oh, yeah
Let's have that sizzle come on, baby
Chuck that on oh my it already smells so good
It already so good and I'm not even talking to snap
before we mix this up we put it all together you know taste this
brand new right and I am so excited about this let me just grab this starting
off here we've got the young bud's dead fish soul looking fit as a nice to you
colors and all that this is one of my favorites the dad podd clock look at that
Look at the little Friday walker.
You're going to wear that here in shape.
It's basically like a logo shirt.
It's nice blue, again, different colors
and all that kind of stuff.
Nah, nah, he not affiliated, chat.
So he's from Australia.
He doesn't know.
He's just a guy.
Me and my family have been working on this for the whole year.
So my partner, Vicky, her job is she's like a designer.
She's like a fashion designer.
So she is all over this and my mom takes care of everything from ordering to making sure it's all done properly
Getting in the shop for filming. So just not just supporting me. Just supporting my whole fact this one
this one
Because
Beautiful
So that's it. I don't have any body
You know
It's just my family and it's what you see what you get
Now they're still there
feet and these fellas are just burning by that's incredible wow well that's
got code if you guys want one of these you guys the house but I appreciate all
the support check it off we're gonna win it's so good
That's not true.
Nah, it's not true.
And I'm not even joking.
We have been like, in the virtual world for like, five years now.
So I put a lot of pride and effort into this.
I hope you guys love it.
Um, yeah, anyway, uh, just...
The tree?
That was quick.
Give it a little stir.
You know what I love about this the most?
Like, he's having mad fun, bro.
Like, he's making me think I can do it.
You know like this like he's having a
man fun for a little bit on you
will be ready on you what they are is this is just
like straight lemon I wouldn't be crazy like
down haha
yo that would be crazy
Oh man, I love that. I got to feel that. I got to feel that.
Ready?
No, I'm not.
Let me tell you, you've never went this crazy in your life.
Yeah, a little.
You've never went this crazy in your life.
I don't know what's gotten into you, but this looks good.
This looks delicious.
No kidding, thank you for the 36 month rule. We serve, bro.
Back into the coconut cream line.
Delicious sauce. It's just going to sort of slow cook.
You meant to put a lid on it, but I didn't bring a lid?
You're not, you're not, my father.
He's so close. And you know what?
We deserve this. We bloody deserve this.
So, hang around.
Ooh!
What happened?
One for me.
Oh, there's four pieces for him.
Well, I'm just trying to put it later on.
Oh, he's gonna say something.
Grab this well-behaved dog
Some of y'all dogs
They probably wouldn't jump them on table by now.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Rubbed their balls on all the plates.
We'll leave the fish to last because I don't know if I've stuffed it up or not.
All right, we'll man guys sell some.
Oh, that's right.
I thought it was the rest of those mangoes from good chat.
Good.
Well, I have to excuse me on the page.
Alright buddy, you can have first try.
You can actually have first try.
Big jump for Stryp on my way back.
Ready?
Bottoms up?
Good girl!
Shit has been one hell of an adventure. Thanks for coming along, our bloody lobbyists, young
ones don't care if you guys want anything. That is a hell of a video man. Damn dog is
eating better than us. Yeah, probably. I'm trying to think of a way that wasn't true.
But now you're right. It probably is. Yeah, that is probably true. Yo, Caleb. Yo, I'm
I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
In the meanwhile.
BRB!
Don't really know, but I'm traded by the law, I stay down, I'm froze up
No sub scammers loadin' up, shooters with they post
Tug, P.I.I.I. Float, and they turn off second plug
Licky on me, punk, they don't even know
Strap took like a troge, now Addy on me, fuck
All these licks is boke, the rose hope they can't fold it
It's a blowout on the sky, we leaving them with hope
Why you rappin' bout that for a whip you never drove?
Bro would be the stub, if this Addy got me chug
I'm the boss that even came to me for some promotion
I'm all in the boat and in first place we go
To her pussy I own
My wrist you think is swollen
It's ice chest, it's ice chest, it's ice chest I'm frozen
Take a hit and hold it
This stress that I'm blowin'
We caught him in the street and left him real right on call
Free my unkiy and now check his odors
Don't bitch be runnin' straight to me so you can't trouble
Still payin' the soul to my job
I did it!
I did some game this time
I-why I see you shaking ass though
So I would never take eyes.
I was shaking this dick.
You definitely have a small dick.
Yeah, dude.
It's actually this one.
No, only a nigga with a big dick would have said that.
You have a huge dick.
No.
Yeah, you do.
It's that normal and small, and it's a cause of concern.
No.
Every woman's like, really?
I don't think so.
I think so deceiving.
No, I don't think so.
Come on, dude, you're joking.
What the hell, what the hell happened to Ash?
Yeah, we don't know yet. We don't know yet. We're gonna watch that a little bit later. Okay
Are you up?
What are you talking me?
Why would you but you suck?
The same thing that happened in the last six days. I
Was sick. Hell no nigga. I was losing any day today
It was going today. You did not sound like that today, bro
You want to tell you did not sound like that today you didn't sound like that yesterday you suck dick last night
No, you had to bro. There's no other way. No, I didn't start to pick last night. That's not true
And you want to know why I don't want to voice cuz I keep having meetings with you. I hate I hate I hate that
You're trying to get that off like we talked too much
Like we talked too much bro. Okay, this is gonna do me
Bro, pull up pull up. I'm gonna talk to you. Okay. Okay. Yeah, right or wrong
You can't you can't lose your voice unless you're screaming right or wrong. Oh
This nigga we're not screaming at each other. Wait, wait, wait. Ask me. I just did
They say I'm sucking your shit
wrong
Yeah, I think it's have a vocal chords if you mean to tell me you just talking to niggas and you lose your voice your vocal chords
Okay, no, you're cut. Here's my guy. Oh, here's what's keep happening. I
Wake up. I have a voice. I
Keep talking throughout the day and my voice goes because I haven't healed yet
You see what he's saying healed from what because I was sick. Oh, I had the flu
Let's just try to take me out
I had the book want to play I'm telling you what niggas don't take their vitals, bro
I'm telling you there's a whole bunch of niggas around me not taking a right. I'm telling you right now
Let's see how to take your vitamins game. Did Dylan Brooks play his game the next day
You did okay good because that's what I got sick
What low got everybody sick?
It was blowed you didn't see low. I guess it did you see those Twitter? No, look at he said he was died
Did that look at his Twitter? He was died
You didn't see
No, I'm not even kidding. He put a picture on Twitter. He must die. Have a shit. I might get sick
I don't know. He was so close. I know that's what I'm saying
And then I went out to the Arctic that I did my big one. Well, I survived
What if you came back what if you went out there and it killed the sick
Elframe
Who's elframe the nigga that got everybody sick on me, bro? Which one?
No, well, that broke definitely loads the elephant. Well, listen me. I was in the heart
What you think I had connection up there
So I say you should assume
No, no, definitely not you know no listen
We have a code around your chat that if you're sick
You don't come around and you don't go dappin everybody even if you got a hit of sickness
Because if you take out one one component of somebody's team, well, you're slowing out everything and especially you take out one of the creators
It's a known fact you don't come around your sick and low came over here spread his fucking germs and got me sick
That's why I think there's RT right. No, you wasn't gonna go anywhere because you're pussy
You wanted to go regardless game you're afraid of everything that's not North Carolina. Yeah, thanks
You're afraid of North Carolina too.
No I'm not.
Yeah you are.
I love North Carolina.
It's the greatest country in the world.
Alright.
Reggie!
What up Reggie?
How you feeling like man?
How you feeling?
Tell him to go to the gym.
Is that Reggie?
Yeah.
Bro, Reggie's so mad cause he's shaking a little.
Okay.
See I think he's got inside jokes and shit.
Oh that's so cute.
Okay, I think it's got inside jokes and shit. Oh, that's so cute. Hey, that's not helping the allegations with your voice
By the way, that's my little
Yeah, we know
Yo, what's up? What's up? Hey, how you feeling like?
I love you buddy. I love you. I love you too, bro. I miss you, Caleb, but I really miss
We was talking about
I miss you
No, no, no, no, it's not what I'm gonna see you because I saw a tweet saying you took me off the do not disturb list
Nigga explain yourself
You can't do that.
AJ, I would never take it.
AJ, I would never take anybody here in the office,
especially not you, Bill Lister.
And if you have not been off, rewatch this tweet,
you ought to misunderstand that I could never take you off.
You know, that's what I figured, bro.
I was like, there's no way he would.
There's no way.
And I get the fuck away from you.
Get the fuck away from me.
And I get the whole day.
You didn't take the fuck away, but you got, like,
a minute left on this fucking phone call.
Yeah, you're a minute and a half minutes on the phone.
All right, I ain't gonna miss you.
Miss you too.
A lot of hair and looking long as shit.
Nah, I love your smile.
Where did that haul come from?
All right.
He's got a lot of insecurity issues.
Nah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what's up with that, like,
next time just say we're playing arc later
or something like that.
Some normal thing.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's, it just came out of nowhere to be honest.
Usually I see him like come through the door
but he came through the back or something.
I don't know, I didn't see him, bro.
I didn't see him.
Did he usually come to the back?
Not with me, but with some homies he'd be hanging out with.
I don't know.
Tight shit, tight shit.
Are you gonna be at CBL or nah?
Nah, bro, because we got some things going on.
You feel what I'm saying?
We got some collabs, but I'm gonna be watching though,
because that's my team.
It is your team, that's how I was asking.
Yeah, go Seahawks, man.
We finna get at this ring.
We finna avenge this ring, you feel what I'm saying?
and something bad, something terrible happened to us.
Asian, they didn't deserve to happen to us,
but it happened to us.
So the fact that it happened to us,
we gotta go get it back.
And we're gonna go do that on February 8th,
the whole world watching.
No, that's crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
For sure.
You understand, just as like a raptor, well.
No, we won in 2019.
Well, yeah, we won two in 2014, but you know what I'm saying?
We went back to back y'all didn't go back to I was trying to relate it to the fact that
you know what I'm saying you would have some type of revenge or something but you guys
just don't have any history like that like you get a one and done and then you're done
you're irrelevant you know what I'm saying.
No we're almost back to it.
It almost feels like maybe right now agent is the perfect time for the Raptors to do it
again and say let's let's hire Giannis.
Wait no that's that's what's gonna happen in trade deadline that's what's gonna happen.
Giannis.
That's what's gonna happen.
That's what's gonna happen.
championship and then he's gonna leave like every single star on your team is gonna leave agent
and you're going to only get a championship by fraudulent ways because your curse your franchise
is cursed the fucking raptors are cursed shit around the ball
I
Too far
It's always too far when I do it nigga, but when you do it it's just to get back when I do it
I went too far. Yeah, I
Yeah, I
All right, do we get a reddit chat or do we get an ass video?
What's the burn?
At seven, we got an IRL segment.
We're turning the APS to a five-star restaurant.
Ready, huh?
I want to do the ass bit, too, but we haven't done that.
I'm looking to be having another reddit, man, long, right, nigga, you right.
Are we invited?
Nah, it's invite-only, by heart.
It's invite-only, man.
You can't invite yourself.
Remember what Duke said still waiting for my favorite duo street
Damn we did so much random shit together now we don't
You mentioned Mount Fuji if you're going to Iceland this would be proud
The highest mountain and peak we were right underneath actually near that area damn
I okay I noticed into the apper but you didn't have the times to her bro I
could barely understand what she's saying 16 hours I don't have to watch
the rest of that clip I'm not climbing over at 16 hours I miss chain game
It's been a day long night
Turn around and sigh
I don't know how to miss anymore
You know what? I feel some type of way, Chad.
I feel some type of way because I discovered,
I discovered a month ago
that they've been charging me for internet in that house
for the last four years!
AT&T, explain yourself.
Why have you been charging me for internet?
We asked you guys to just continue the service.
Why have I been, and I know you might be thinking,
are you so rich you didn't notice?
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
I have a couple of rental properties that also had AT&T, so when I see the bill come every
single month, when I look at my bank statements, I assume it was for those homes.
But I looked at it and I thought to myself, damn, this is mad high.
Is there some service that I'm getting that I'm, why am I paying that much?
Turns out, that house has had gigabyte internet for the last four years!
I got a call yesterday, AT&T, they say, yo, new tenant says they want new internet.
Can we get your approval?
I thought it was for one of my rental properties.
I'm like, who?
They didn't clear that with me.
Niggi, it wasn't, I don't even know why they asked me.
It was for this house that we rented.
AT&T, why are y'all like this?
And that's why I always say,
Niggi, just go ahead and get Verizon and T-Mobile.
T-Mobile is currently the best network
and they got the Starland shit coming soon as elite.
And Verizon just got the most area coverage
and stuff like that.
Like there's really no reason for you
I can't I can't fathom that they'd be charging me this whole time I was on a phone with the guy
He said oh, there's no proof
There's no there's no record of view canceling service and I said game what you want me to do game
You wanted me to record the phone call from four years ago, bro
What was the expectation do I have to record this phone call with you today just to prove that what you said of what you said?
I
Said go look at the service
See if there's a single megabyte of usage. There's nothing. It's been vacant. How can you charge me?
for that. T-Mobile sucks if you want to play online games though. I'm telling you I just
got off the trust me trust me T-Mobile is currently in America at least in America the
peakest of rising just has more coverage in more places. But you know I'll be making
the adjustment you know my second sim on my phone won't as AT&T I'm gonna change that
I'm off ATT everything bro. I've been hold by them and it's not even about the money, but it sure it's like four or five thousand dollars
But it's more so like how like how dare they?
Charge me for four years and then blame me
It's like
Hashtag anti ad I mean, you know use the service if you want to bro
But if you're gonna pay that amount that's like if you're gonna pay that amount you might as well get the best shit, bro
In my opinion you might as well get the best shit, bro
Every time I think about that house and that's the first neck of mine, bro
I have 18 I don't enjoy it. Damn man. Sorry you had a bad experience with them, bro
I'm pretty as fuck
Fuck them niggas, bro
Deadass is fucking
Let's fuck them and it's also fuck any event they sponsor. I'm not going to it
Can we get more vlogs, agent? This was so wholesome.
I don't have a name.
Oh, do you want a name?
Yeah, we'd love to give you a name.
What's your favorite thing to do?
Oh, I like, I like to, yeah, I'm a talker.
I like to race cars.
If you guys watch the vlog, this is one of the vlogs.
I like watching movies.
I like, yes, pretty much my entire personality.
We're talking is okabalik.
Okabalik?
And what kind of likes to yell?
That's a good name, that's a good name.
Okabalik, okabalik.
You say it perfectly to him too, yeah?
Ah, I'm good at it.
Are you guys going to be the feed slider or?
Yeah, well where it was on ages or everything you look good
Okay, I'll look forward to that
This is a good thing about travel like when you get up when you get when you meet new people, bro
There's someone you can learn
Yeah, that's a good poll though.
Rage.tate and extra Emily discuss who has the better arm.
I feel a little wobbly and sick.
You know what I'm saying?
Are you pretending to be an agent's car?
No!
Wait, do you have that for me?
Yes, I have that car and
Oh, she accidentally fried that nigga, bro.
Yo.
Oh, shit.
Oh my God, bro.
That shit will hurt, man.
I would do damage.
It has more seats than agents.
If you don't mind, if you don't.
Oh, you better agents, double R.
How about you?
No, it got the same amount of seats.
It just has less as more doors
There's a zero percent chance no girl has been his double R
I refuse to believe it, man.
Cap.
And I got both seats in that shit.
So you got no bitches?
That's what it sounds like to me.
That's what it sounds like to me.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
She literally just hit the nigga with checkmates.
You gotta think.
He can't say, they got no bitches?
He can't say that.
And he don't want to say, yeah, I got no bitches.
Checkmate, nigga.
The only bitches he got is his dogs.
That's hilarious, bro.
Has Agent ever done this for a viewer?
It looks so bad.
Center, can you pause the stream real quick?
I need a pee.
Yeah, no problem, man.
That thing, okay no problem.
Yeah, so anyways, that's what I was saying, like when you look so bad, Senna can you pause
the stream real quick, I need a pee.
Yeah, no problem man.
You asking me if I've ever done that?
Hell no.
Fuck no.
To pee?
I would be offended if you didn't bring me to the bathroom with you, Monica.
Pull out your phone, bro.
What are you doing again?
What, you're watching me on your PC?
out your phone bro let's go to the bathroom let's take this piss together
monica all right this is this is a collaboration
what type of nigga I am
mm-hmm yeah I got a shit can you pause the stream real quick Chris
take me to the bathroom bro we're shitting together monica
it's the tag team effort
we got GPT ads now
Why? Why do we have that? Why do they need ads?
Agent.
From what I know about agent, I think he's like a very, he's even a logical guy.
Yeah, I like agent.
Agent is going...
Now we gotta get an updated picture though, bro. What's going on again?
Let me tell you something. Agent is very logical.
But he would be the worst person to be around in the zombie apocalypse because he will piss you to fuck off game
You will fight with his nigga chat. These are these are bad vibes, man
I'm gonna argue with him, he's gonna be stressed, he's gonna be tight with his screws, he's gonna be on the Chris
He's not gonna like, like, you're gonna have that easy guy with that
No, I'm gonna keep y'all niggas alive if we're arguing it's because you're about to get us killed
Come on, man!
You did what I'm saying? It's agent weight or no weight?
I also respect that because he just, that he just, he just believes in himself a lot
And I believe in myself a lot. That's how I respect this thing. You did what I'm saying?
So I'm pretty good at it.
Bro, if the world was about to end,
bro, realistically, if the world was about to end,
you would want yourself surrounded by botanists
and engineers and teachers and shit like that.
You want yourself surrounded by, no, maybe not teachers.
You'd want yourself surrounded by skills
that you would need to spend decades to learn.
You would need some scientists, some engineers.
They would all be S tier, not a bunch of streamers.
Nah, nah, nah, no streamers at all actually.
You shouldn't want no streamers in there at all.
You know a couple of niggas that know how to form
and shit like that, that's it.
Researchers, yes, exactly.
You know a couple of niggas that's good with their hands.
You know a plumber or two.
You know a couple of niggas that's good
with them electricity, you know how it is.
Check out this concept car, a Camry with a mid-engine.
Stuff for the law. What am I looking at bro? This is not Toyota bro. All right, this is this is Chevrolet, maybe okay
Toyota doesn't have to steal design styles. It was all respect to the Corbett's one my ass. I felt the Corbett
But this not Toyota bro each brand has its own identity. Let's not do this again, bro
But what do you need hell cat engine inside of Toyota that makes no fucking sense, bro
Let's use your logic man jokes aside. He looks good with no hat. I know everybody thinks I wear hats because of my giant
And the lunch was for that?
Come on.
No, it's because these things just fly in my fucking face if I don't have some sort
of duke rag or a snake bag to hold a bag.
I can't do anything.
I can't shower no more without tying it back.
Okay, stop acting like I hurt you guys, buddy.
Tell me, bro.
I don't want to cut him either.
because they officially missed the point where I could finally like ponytail you I can hold
your hair back agent yo straw I'm gonna have to confiscate that mom for next 24 hours bro
agent Emily are we by King Charlie 832 nigga you gave me mad aura bro all respect to you game
Ha ha now it's your tongue you gave me man aura
I've never looked cooler bro. Go. It's tough art though. That's really cool
Pick as fuck is the thing with a better usually rollers IG pics. Why haven't you gotten any rollers film?
Huh, what the fuck is a roller?
No, she's too clean as 15. Okay. Okay
All right, this is what I'm a DJ. All right when
When I when my drift cars ready, I'm gonna do a I I'm gonna do a IG infeed
This is gonna be the first one in history. Okay first one in like a year and a half
It's gonna be Rolls Royce and it's gonna be s15 in their complete opposites bro
complete opposites and
I need to get a fit for both so
What's it in feed on a normal IG post like not a story post like a regular post
That's illegal.
That there'll be some flashbacks.
That's illegal.
That's illegal.
No way.
You can't swipe.
I was going to say, I understand right here.
But hey, you can't.
There's no way you can't.
I'm not allowed to lie.
You can't.
What?
I'm telling you, bro.
Bro.
That's flag-gording.
That's flag-gording.
That's flag-gording.
That's flag-gording.
That's flag-gording.
That's flag-gording.
Can't do it, bro.
Yo, Chris is, yo, no cap.
Chris is one of the funniest niggas live, bro.
Who'd want to see Asian do a stream of ski guys?
You guys stop it, bro and do what watch him dance cuz I'm not dancing you want me to watch him dance
I used to say I wasn't a Ferrari type of guy
Too out of reach
I went and got a Ferrari six months ago.
I was saying like, I can't see myself buying a Rolls Royce.
I think it was for me.
It's like, I mean, I'll be lying though, sometimes,
old Jack, because you got to think every time I say,
you know what?
I'm speaking into existence again.
I'm just not a Ferrari F80 type of nigga, bro.
I just can't see myself in the car that like expensive.
I
Guess I'll tell myself
Pre-f-80 nah, I look look I think everyone's gonna agree with me in five years time right now
This car is a little split in opinion in terms of like well as the fucking I think it's v6 in there
That's a little turn off for people
But more so it looks wise. It's a little bit more futuristic and a little less sexy than people are used to
But when I tell you I think this is the sexiest car of every single life. I'm not trolling
It's genuinely so sexy and I think everybody will agree with me five years. I
Think it will be a lot. I think that's gonna be a peak car
I'm like, it's like it like to the point where people consider LaFerrari right now
Yeah, what the fuck?
Hey, get this your day, you're gonna get this craziest hell.
Why would you do that?
Now you have to.
Yeah!
I am!
That's a weird place to cut off the clip, bro.
It kinda insinuates a couple things happen.
Yes.
Bro, what is that?
What is that?
What is that?
So this kid's a comedian.
Hi, I'm Johnathan.
What do you think this is like, bro?
This is not all you got to tell me.
You don't have to go to the whiteboard at home.
What do you think this is like?
Oh, this is crazy.
This is like, how do you tell a whiteboard?
This is like, how do you tell a whiteboard?
Do you have famous YouTubers?
No, not famous, but I am a YouTuber.
I appreciate it.
Appreciate it. Thank you.
I
Saw a couple people saying agent gang wait again, bro. I'm wearing fucking six layers, bro
Can you cut me a break mate? Damn? I'm wearing six layers. I'm in the north pole
Alright, you know when you wear hallowed layers and it did when it's zipped up and it rolls over like this
And you get like a bunch of different rolls. Come on, bro
Some of y'all have never been in no cold environment, bro.
Some of y'all grew up in Florida, you haven't left.
That's why you say shit like that.
And that has, though, like, hit Virginia just one time, bro.
All right, go up to Maine a couple times, man.
Go to Montana just once.
Touchdown in Colorado.
No, he just first checked my favorite second.
I don't know what to ask, what time I had a dream?
And it was a zombie apocalypse.
In a dream life, it is something like five, five.
Hey, no, I'm not watching this, bro.
It's just the fact that I can't even say
to do what I think is calling it yet.
Like, if I'm not like, no, no, I'll tell you how this shit
worked, and I'm about to clock your teeth, bro.
I'm gay for that.
Look, if I start talking like this right now,
it's over for me in 20 seconds.
In 20 seconds time, everybody's about to call me a yapper.
But if I break up my app by just playing a little bit of a video,
I can feel it, bro.
That's tough, right?
Now I bought myself 20 more seconds of app.
Like, I've engineered this, bro.
Yannick has only set the app in the form of a react.
And look, the only reason everybody is just doing it anyway
is because we're talking about it now.
But I'm telling you, I've clocked your fucking T, bro.
Realistically, I clocked the shit, man.
That's it.
You guys are predictable, bro.
You think you're not predictable.
Look, I know, trust me, just watch the video.
Like, no, we're just gonna look at each other, bro.
I
And they get in the chat and they just said,
then look at me, don't ever,
don't ever in your life give me no instructions.
Okay.
Don't ever in your life give me an instruction.
I just got this lens, you're gonna shift fire.
What lens is this?
It's a 6535 G-Master, so he got the email lens.
You're fucking gory.
Thank you.
How the fuck do you know all this shit was there?
You were fucking gory.
He asked me a question and then when I answered I'm a fucking dork like how does that make any sense, bro?
Like he asked he asked a dorky question if we keeping it above that
As facts as facts and also there's just a name of a lens, bro. It doesn't make me a fucking nerd
You don't know the name of a okay check if you bought a lens for three thousand dollars. You wouldn't know the name of it, bro
Come on, you would know the name, bro
W. Chris finally launch. Yes panasonic
Switching name how it came challenge
Look when I go places
First ball I'm not going in no cave. Let's start there. But when I go places though
I I don't go places based off shit like this is pointless. I'm not gonna come here, you know
I want experiences. I want to meet people. I don't want to see like like how do I explain it?
I'm a go there and I'll be like oh this fire and I'm a go back home, bro
There's more to life than that. I got it. There's coolest shit for me to do in Switzerland
It's a big country. You got a lot of different regions
That's just good comments, bro. A lot of y'all niggas you're unfamiliar. You know what that's like
Somebody finds me funny. Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Oh my god, I feel accepted, bro
That's amazing. I thought it was gonna be like baby shark on the TV.
Oh, man, that's adorable, bro. Same hat. Oh, yeah, yeah. I uh
re-wear my hats around here, bro. I don't know. Did you think it was like a one-use thing or
something like that? In fact, I probably worn this hat like 150 times. So
So, in shirt? No, that's not true. That was a Monaco shirt. This is a Stone Cold shirt.
There's a baby watching obviously, so I can't do the animation. Pop it out. Thanks.
You know, I really feel like she practiced this song like when it dropped, I think Emily
went into her bathroom, you know, turned on the shower, you know, the wear once a week
shower.
And I think she practiced this and she's had it memorized ever since, bro.
Bar for bar, she got the whole verse memorized, man.
I just don't know, I just don't know,
I just don't know, I just don't know,
I just don't know, I just don't know.
That's what I think of people
that memorize entire verses.
I think y'all practice.
If you casually memorize an entire verse bar for bar,
we need you, we need you studying
for the curious science, bro.
You're too bright, you're too bright, you're too smart
for you to waste your talents doing anything
studying for the cure of cancer. Okay? You have an L memory? I know. Wait, why you gotta bring
that up, bro? If every time you say something, I say, oh, you got a small dick, you'll be like, duh.
But I don't have to keep saying it, though. You don't have to always bring up my bad memory,
bro I'm a woman what's the female equivalent it has to be like
What do we think yep, yep
You
In fact did duck in second I told him to hop on check into you. He's sort of the fuck out of me
I didn't swear for bro. All right, look
I think I'll be playing bro
Bro, this is the stuff I have to do by the end of the year, bro
Okay, and I'll be honest with you. I have ten other things on my phone. Just personal things. I want to do that's not on stream
I don't stand a chance. Okay, and spending hours of my day practicing Tekken is not in the cards for me right now
Facts. All right. Why don't you come on my turf playing in 2k? She's not gonna do it. She won't do it
It's pointless for her. That's her turf. I don't want to practice Tekken right now
That's not that's not what I want to do, bro, but I'm playing some smash on some simple shit
I'll play on some smash on some simple shit. I
I would, but it's like, people call that a dugout,
but I'm just being realistic by my time, right?
Like me practicing Tekken, you gonna be not to stream
one day to practice Tekken, bro?
I will never do that.
Yeah, I would never do that, bro.
I would never do that.
So between, so if I did do that,
it would have to be a great reason why.
She would have to wage me like $25,000 or some shit like that.
It'd have to be like a big tournament happening
or something, I'm going to Evol playing Tekken on stage.
There has to be a reason beyond playing a game
for me to dedicate a bunch of time to it.
And that's facts.
Stream Tekken.
All right, look, I get you think,
like maybe other streamers like that, I'm not sure.
Again, I'm not streaming unless it's good content, bro.
Right?
Like in my head, I'm thinking,
like, okay, this can go on the YouTube,
we could post it on the gaming channel,
we could maybe get a TikTok from here,
we can get some clips from here.
There's none of that is gonna happen playing Tekken.
I'm just keeping it a buck, bro.
If I thought Tekken was good content,
I would have reacted to the Tekken World Tour live,
which I'm against,
That's what I wanted to do on my own personal time.
Watch the Tekken World Tour.
It was the finale, bro.
I don't even know who I'm, man.
A guy in the black hoodie is you?
Yeah, that's me.
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, you're asking the right questions.
Yeah, that was me back in 2020, man.
That was around 310 pounds, approximately.
You know, this was around the threshold
I basically couldn't run no more. That's too fat
No, come on, that's Mickey don't chat like realistically, that's Mickey bro
She's gonna ask me to play a game. I haven't played in two plus years
And I said I let me warm up
That's what I told her. I said I would need a lot of time warm up
The same thing I told dead. Yes, I'll play you but I would need some time to warm up. Come on game
That's a normal thing to do. Why would I play? Why would I raw dog play a game?
I haven't played in two plus years that has a huge skill gap
I was like dude just play right now. They did not change Victor that much. I said hop off
They did they changed Victor OD they added hella new strings his whole move was changed and he fell out of meta too
And he's like no, I've been playing a while. I played like a year ago. I was like dude
Come on and then he started glazing the Z for submarine
Really?
Ladies, who?
He started lacing Z for some reason.
Deji's way too good.
Now, Deji is a tank.
I'm not going to lie.
Deji's a tank.
Deji's a tank.
Deji's a tank.
Like, I'll be honest, even if I warm up,
I don't think I could beat Deji.
I think it could be a good fight.
Steve?
Oh, Steve.
Yeah, because Steve's not Matt O'Rourke.
Like, O'Rourke or not, Chad?
You let me know.
Nah, hold on, damn I'm not going to be the phone I'm looking for, fuck you.
Uh, let the frame, damn you does not have the good, get on, that's cool though, come
on man.
First of all, this is one of the hardest characters in the game.
I wish I could explain to you how difficult it is to master this game.
I think taking this one of the hardest games in the world, fast.
I think fighting games is the best part of Hard of John.
Sidewall?
I
Got mad where I don't play him no more. I'm a victim
Switched out chat
Ooh, little monster.
Well, he usually doesn't look like that, but, you know, cuz he's good.
Victor got some aura too. Thanks!
Good counter.
No.
He got me.
Punish.
Easy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, he's a Silver Fox.
I'm not even gonna have time to wash my balls let alone practice taking I think in March it might calm down a little bit
You'll get back
This one was just
I'm Mrs. Aril
She gonna bring up the dad boy. Okay, look, I'll be honest the only one that was true is brain facts
There was like four days where I took a man long to get back to her facts. That was facts
All that other cities cap all that other cities cap
All that other cities cap I seen her podcast you've seen the same thing about Hassan to
It is the problem. I'll be honest with y'all, bro.
How cute about John niggas? I don't like being on my phone, bro.
I think it shirts me my happiness.
Like, I'm difficult to get ahold of.
My niggas know to just pull up in real life.
If a lead needs me, the niggas show up in real life.
If Kale need me for some shit, he show up in real life.
He just pull up to the house.
I get asked, like, I try and anything more.
I'm not a TikTok scrolling ass nigga.
I just see the clips y'all posted to me.
You know, I'll be reposting some of them and I get off Twitter. I see what niggas posting to me
You know, maybe catch up on a roll for like 10 minutes and I get off
I'll go to see watching finance videos and shit, bro
And the things I enjoy doing I be spending time on there facts
I don't know how to explain it
That's the only whack operate without just being overwhelmed bro that ass so like sometimes just come off like a
Mad slow to get back to people though. Yo saw a favorite reset
I'll go back to the agency, Wuhan.
But I feel like I got way better in the past few months.
I got way better in the past few months.
But you know why?
Because I'm not forcing streams no more.
So like if, like yesterday for example,
I could have forced to stream,
but I was like, I might as well just do a stream tomorrow
and make it a little bit longer.
But then yesterday I got back to everybody.
Boom, there's a bunch of shit I had to do.
Feel me?
So, but like, you know, everything comes at a cost, bro.
me being consistent as fuck on Twitch coming at a cost gang
I think it might be time for us to do the next segment. Oh
No, no, we could finish the red
So if you weren't famous you be MIA with tech both I'm not famous if I wasn't a streamer
The only place you find me on is LinkedIn, bro. That's it
It's the only social platform.
If, unless it made sense to, like depending on what my line of work was, you know, it
might make sense to have an Instagram for comms.
That's it, bro.
That's it.
I admit I haven't been practicing drawing, but here's something I whipped up last night.
It's Dana.
You gave me some big ass eyes, but you made me look all cute and shit.
adorable
I'll take it. I mean the only socials. I'm really consistent on are the ones I enjoy twitch and YouTube. I
Barely post on Twitter. I just retweet niggas clips and I almost never post on Instagram
Like I have to force myself to post on those platforms like my team just like go post post post
But me but the ones I enjoy or the ones I'm you could tell the ones I like I like to do for real
Gaming come on, bro. Come on. I wouldn't have done it. I wouldn't have done it, bro
I wouldn't have done it man. Yes. Yes. I am a gamer. Yes. Look, I'm not a
Professional gamer, but I am a gamer man
And you know my wager record is something like 10 and 3 brah
I'm doing pretty good brah my history of wages man. So it's true. It's true. It's true
Shut up flax and what happens naturally is all the people that performative I performatively made a gaming channel, bro
I think we're good. We can do Iro. Let me text Chris.
I'm performing in the game channel bro for real
See your content and like that guy's kind of a cool dude, you know
We're gonna end up in the same space sometimes like a you know, I know right my good example
I think for me is agent right like I've known agent for like a little while
I do like I'll put my like Washington stuff
I didn't really watch that much until Schumer University
I was gonna watch like everything he put out to me at university and then I've like watched him here and there
I don't know like the the the Texas relief when he was down there doing that
And I saw him in stream rewards and then he came up to me and
Congratulations me and he knew me before I even said I said I started watching flat around the same time
You know rivals was popping up, you know, I was in my little rivals bag something like that
You know, so I was watching my few little rivals creators and he was one of them
Like, you know me, I know you.
And so, we had chat a little bit,
really fucking cool dude, right?
And he was like, oh, where are you from?
He's like, I don't do a whole lot of gaming right now,
just IRL, but he's like, I love the new gaming.
He was like, if I'm on Rival, I'll hit you up,
like, let's do something.
I'm like, yeah, sure, I'm fucking down, right?
To be fair, I got to go back home,
and I have an idea, so I'm not trying to do the same,
like he's not doing a lot of gaming stuff,
but like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I am, oh no!
Okay, if there's some sort of, if there's some rumor going around that I don't be gaming or something shit like that,
it gotta be a rumor. It's somewhat, hey, if, if
I won't get mad, but if you're spreading the rumor, please say something right now.
Like, I won't get mad, bro, but if that's you, bro, please, man, fesso.
Okay, okay, I told you I wouldn't get mad. All right, I'm gonna ask you to stop cut it out.
I don't appreciate it. Not kindly asked that you reverse course.
RTC plays more games in one stream.
Alright, here's where I realized in life, bro.
None of this is a competition, bro.
I'm not competing with RTC or no other anybody to play more games than nobody else.
I just play games I like when I have time to, and they do the same.
This is not the NBA Finals.
We're not going for points per game.
We're not trying to get no finals.
MVP and them like that
Mark challenge you
So what?
But all maybe it is the NBA finals wait, what I could challenge to I recognize like that's cool dude
He thought I was a cool dude and in the future maybe we had to find something right because it's like that mutual respect
And I think that's like that's how you roll is a creative like that's right the social climbing excuse
He's a good
He's going back today, Asian bro, you're not frozen on me, stay in Atlanta.
Asian, you're not Iceman, stay in Atlanta bro.
What are you doing bro?
Stop that, you froze them, you froze Marcus Demo.
That's what I'm saying bro.
Yeah, you froze them bro.
I forgot to keep the boat chair.
I was on my phone.
I wasn't listening to him.
Hold on, hold on.
I got to respond to this text.
This is an important text, bro.
It's about the next segment.
I did it though, did I?
I did it though, I did it though.
Who you callin', bro?
I did it.
Stop that.
You froze, you froze Marcus them all.
That's your brother.
I don't know if my brother's gonna say it all.
Yeah, you froze them all, bro.
That shit's dead.
Oh, man.
Come on, bro.
I was expecting a big crash out on his friend though because I know that like somebody was
in blue sheet so like nigga gotta like that's how you gotta talk sometimes.
Mark was heated.
You got it out there.
They ain't believing us.
You know it's like niggas didn't believe in us bro they thought he was gonna go out
there you know fail to put up the tag we didn't learn nothing you feel me and then come back
mission fail we'll get him next time. That's what they thought bro. You know what I also
realized most of you already know what the North Pole is. Niggas kept saying Ants Artica.
So Ants Artica is down here.
here. The North Pole is up here. Comprendez-vous? Complete opposites. Down here, penguins, penguins,
research up here polar bears ravens timber wolves completely different
bro completely different so it is like as far away that canada in australia
they're across the map from one another
I
Santa Santa's in the North Pole
Using yellow knife, but are you trying to raise me any money? It might be a race bit gang
Look at this so we we did the camping here in the subarctic this is as far as you can go
With a lot of baggage because we got to bring tents and in tech and all that stuff
And then we went all the way over here the north pole stream we did was up here
This is as far as you can go without a snowmobile
This is the only place north with the airports
Anything above here?
There's either no civilization or you'd have to snowmobile up
You'd have to snowmobile up
And this whole area here is considered the Arctic is considered an uphole and is complete frozen tundra
So there's your fucking geography lesson, bro
There's your geography lesson bro Alaska. That's way further north than Alaska Alaska is down south
Alaska's further south. There's your geography lesson. Are you learning something new today?
Fuck
And that's what playing video games with Chris for 31 hours will do you ladies and gentlemen
There's no way around it, bro. That's what playing video games with Chris for 31 hours
Hold on check
Yeah, I'm worried about the next segment bro
I'll just say nothing, guys.
What is this?
My kids.
My kids.
All right, bro, hey, sorry about your small day.
Yeah, no, um, thanks for the advice on the little big stuff.
Yeah, no worries.
Um.
I guess you use the iPhone, eh?
I do, yeah.
Yeah, thank you so much.
There you go.
You gotta say, watching that.
See, watching that.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Yeah, we really made it a little on string. Oh, like, oh, like, we made it a little on
stream.
Hey, that's it.
All right, it's time to cook up. Hey. Team on me, team on three. No, no. You're gonna
team on me team on three one two three team
yo strong baby to reset on the back to the agency that was a snow sand castle
and if you think about it that's kind of all the igloo is is a snow sand castle
Chris did break one of the pieces in half.
All right, watch it.
I'm completely desensitized to cold now.
Agen's really good with kids.
What, why are y'all saying that?
Well, what's the standard here, bro?
I feel like you don't know how to,
people don't know how to communicate with kids.
Being easy, I don't know.
You can't say I'm good with kids.
I'm not taking care of them.
I'm just saying, oh, hey, you just be playful, bro.
You can't be playful with a kid.
Absolutely cat. No, bro. It's a different it's a different level when there's there's responsibility
You got to take care of them and stuff like that bro. That's like this. That's like going to your
Your uncle's house or something like that and you know like he got a kid or something like that
It's okay to take a comment. Oh, okay. My bad
My bad my bad
Now, lying is bad.
Now, you're up.
I have bad news.
I know that.
Olivia accidentally broke one of.
No, you didn't.
Nah, it was Olivia.
She, like, hit it and stumbled into it,
so we might need an extra block.
OK, OK.
Lying is bad.
It was me.
I didn't even care.
hey there go first of all how do we feel about video games
awesome so I got some switch for you in the family boom
that was a fun day bro camping in the snowstorm with two bedroom airtimes
Mogged?
This is not Mogged.
I mogged this performance, bro.
I made 40 different knots, tying it to all types of trees
in negative 45 degree temperatures,
just cause you see snow doesn't mean it's the same weather,
bro, all right?
She did was, she plugged it in and gassed it up with air
and I got mogged, are you out of your mind, bro?
I put in pain.
If I did this, you guys would say, Mickey,
go back home, agent, you just wasted your time.
So the fact that she could do that in the ground means that she's not an arctic
It's not even a hot tent bro, it's probably like negative two degrees over there. It's probably like splendid weather. It's like t-shirt weather out there
She's not even going to cook in there bro it's a five minute video
2020 season now sees the arrival of Cadillac and I am here to tell you how it looks like
she's 100% as in us me and you watching this video we are all supporting Cadillac in season
I don't care what team you support
Oh, bro, I'm supporting Cadillac.
I'm a Cadillac fan chat.
Hey, sign me up, bro.
Sign me up.
I'm a Cadillac fan for the first season.
I'm gonna rank the experience.
I'm gonna see what it's like, bro.
I'm gonna see what it's like.
They got a couple good drivers in their woods.
It's Sergio Perez and what else?
Yeah, we, we, we, we're Cadillac fans.
We finally got an American team.
Haas does not count.
We finally got an American team.
You know, and I know, and both us,
both us, they got both us.
On top of that
Cadillac is the only car on a grid. I actually have a car so
No
Yeah
The rebels Honda talking, huh? No, they got Honda engines
It was rebel
That's Mickey bro Cadillac did it the real way they spent a billion dollars
They put a billionaire
start hating on you the moment you start doing better than the current I start seeing you as a rapper but
hey man let's just enjoy the rap for now and if you haven't followed already do your photo and post
this content across the whole winter the more Honda engines so wait hold on we're oh now they get
their engines from Ford huh what did I miss this off season bro oh wow that's not good is it is that
Is that like catastrophic news?
Oh, shits.
Damn, all right.
["Catastrophic News Theme Song"]
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
If we have to wait a year for S15 and don't let this one be mad
Bro, just be excited, bro. It's gonna be a good deal. I'll wait gas if it wasn't a good reveal
Damn that shit looks sexy, bro
So I need to spin back and get the Z for your track.
These new Corvette Z01X numbers are insane.
This car is going to hurt a lot of feelings.
On a prepped surface, it was quicker in the quarter mile
than the Koenigsegg Jesko Absolute
and the Bugatti Torbjorn and the Lucid AirSephiles.
The Z01X's standard air configuration,
standard Michelin PS4s tires,
and available carbon fiber wheels.
The Chevy T managed a 0 to 60 time of 1.68 seconds.
Lying, you're lying, guh.
Cap.
Where's the footage?
Is this the footage?
Time of 1.68 seconds and a quarter mile time of 8.675 seconds.
Cap.
Lying.
I see it.
159 miles per hour on pump gas.
At peak, the car generated 1.75G of acceleration force.
And I know we live in a world where we've
started to become numb to some of these insane numbers.
But if you're still not impressed by what the Chevy team has
done with Corvette, you are just hating for the sake of hating.
Powered by a twin-turbo L-T7 V8 and a front axle electric motor,
the 0-1X generates a total output of 1,250 horsepower
and it sends it to the ground with electrified all-wheel drive
system.
You say, wait till Hennessy gets his hands on it.
Well listen dude, what is Hennessy gonna do to this car?
It already has 1250 horsepower, bro.
Huh?
How do you even...
How's he gonna watch you try to fuck it?
Oh my god, oh my god.
My life is meaningless, my life is meaningless.
A is something you can never do, duh.
What you want me to be a pro speed runner too?
Like duh.
Like I could do it maybe in a week.
If I married on it for a week, I might be able to figure it out, but not at that pace.
You know, give me seven business days.
Next stop if you're going away from survival watch disguise vids of inspo traveling. He's like
Yeah
There's no way out if everyone on the planet he wants to go to the coal mines of Afghanistan, bro
This is this is absurd, and I think if Guinness they just changed their tourism laws, so now they got if you got a camera
You got to have permits and stuff. I
Don't know how old this video is, but all coal mines in daddy suit. This palm Afghanistan. Yo, since you're they were maxing my threes up
manufacturing coal mine producing coal mine
It's recent so it's after the rule change
these guys will be exporting
or
transporting coal
through Afghanistan and very soon we're going to be going past one of the largest coal mines in the country.
This entire road for- You just let them walk through there?
You know, probably about 100, 120 kilometers is just this. There's no asphalt.
It's just a terrible, terrible road all the way, which is why very, very few cars drive this road. They go the long way around.
Yeah, yeah, maybe one out of one hundred and fifty.
No, look, look, I know niggas gonna say D one shit like that.
But I don't know shit about fashion, none like that.
I do know a couple of things about cars.
That nigga, Virgil, is a hell of a designer, bro.
Like hell of a designer.
He went ballistic on the appearance of his car.
I love the way this car looks, bro.
Called D one if you want to, bro, it should look beautiful.
It does
Force my level you'll cousin to make artwork for me beam EE driving
Yo cousin went crazy with the art man, and she put the stars in a roof. Let's go
That's hilarious
You know that's so adorable bro happy with what he did
Is that an E.I?
She's seen her waterfall from the first-
Oh! Oh my gosh, she's chasing them.
Lola, today your future home gets built.
You look so sleepy.
Start off, turn from the ground.
After that, we call some police for her.
Otter's well caught, so we put some of those in.
Hey, why can't I do this though, Chad, realistically?
This right here is Lola's home.
I actually crawled into this,
But it's massive and it's like a real home stuck-o-walls and that's her bed over there.
Then, Adam's rock.
Just kind of playing with these rocks and it's really tying itself together right here.
And after a month...
Like if I call Maya, she would tell me this is a good idea.
To build this enclosure, Lola was ready to visit it for one day, she'll call home.
Alright Lola, you ready? Let's go swim in your car for the very first time.
Come on.
Lola!
Lola!
Oh!
Yeah!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
She's moving!
Oh my God!
I promise you
Mr.. I don't have time we're all retired from everything to do this bro for a living
Can
Can they stop putting fucking?
Osempic ads, am I right it please? God damn nigga report the ad. It's
Defensive
Either next time y'all see me I'll be in the
I'm saying target it bro.
I'm gonna have to learn some knowledge and run the ship back, when it feels safe and
doable.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is attempt number two.
We have 24 hours.
What the fuck I'm putting? Look at this, man! Look at this effort!
Crazy, you're going to have to have to go like crazy!
We leave!
Assume that we succeed here today, and we survive tonight, and we make it back in one piece.
I have figured out how to and found the perfect guy to help me learn so that we
could survive in the Amazon jungle.
We did it, champ.
You know what that means, right?
The Amazon jungle.
I'm not lying to y'all niggas though.
So Amazon gentlemen gonna be going before that you heard ha ha ha ha all on the phone my man's today
No, it was yesterday
That actually is my favorite edit bro, this is a legendary edit laio 06 you went ballistics on the edit
No, bro, this will be one for the books she got hella brand deals
Would you ever do a 1v1 gaming gauntlet with agent with gifted subs on the line?
You did one with Ray like a month or two or so and clean wiped in all three games.
No, because I think he just wants to clean white weeks.
I do. I would love to.
Like, duh! Like, I don't want to go there and lose, you know?
Like, of course, I would love to win, yes.
Sorry, that's not inappropriate. I'm not doing a video game.
Like, he is the one who can do that so that he can beat me
because I don't know what games you're gonna play
And I'm not well versed in them or practiced. I would only
Compete in something that I felt I had a good chance winning at but if there was something that we could
It gotta be fair where we we are on equal playing field that may be
You're a better person a gamer than him true, but it depends on the game. No, she's not game
Oh
She's not she's not look everybody said the same thing about right
One that feel me everybody says something about Ludwig. I'm about to win that soon as you want to lock it in, bro
I'd say I'd take pokey as well, you know, uh, actually she's you are right now. I don't think she is
Oh
Hold on.
Oh Valorant, she fries you. That's her main game though, bro. We wouldn't touch that.
That
Okay, Ben Ray. Oh god
Well, right right place like eight hours of video games Dave
How for this you find you bro
What's not
All right, if she call back, I'll pick up.
She not answering, buddy.
I want to lock that in, bro.
We still got the Jason one outstanding.
The Jason one outstanding.
We still got to do the last part of the Ludwig one, the finale.
I think the Ludwig one is going to be a layup.
There's no way I lose that, I'll be honest.
I just, I didn't think he wasn't going to try at all.
Like I even practiced today to be honest with you.
Like I just done too much practice.
He's, he's cooked.
We got to figure out the Jason one.
We got to get a date for that.
I know he having a UK right now, so it just makes it tough.
But I'll gladly,
what does it got to do with brand deals though?
She got hella brand deals.
What does that have to do with gaming?
Get out of the car, bro, you're good, bro.
I'm the social fives now.
You practice at school, Chris?
Yeah, mostly.
Oh, she got money so we can do a big wager, you mean?
This is the type of work out that makes me hate working out afterwards, like this is the one right here bro, I'm gonna take a bite of it all night.
This one in the woods bro.
Bro
Hello, don't I got don't look the bad side
We're kind of like he was dying out there, bro new arc romantic looks stacked
Cool. Yeah, I'll just wait whenever it comes it comes bro like
Illegal and drift games bought in Tokyo first of all no such thing as illegal drifting probably drifting is always
They're living in life.
Eeeh eeeh!
Eeeh!
Yo!
What is this a safety car?
The spotter.
Oh, okay.
Hahahahaha.
Lots of magic in this car from Rocky.
Put this stuff in the head!
Man!
We chop and we dream out of a point up a ten!
Okay.
Oh, wait, the man, he's coming.
Yeah, there you go, there you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Just for example, the man,
the shit that I be doing.
Facts.
This is a great edit.
We love the edit.
I love the propaganda, let's keep pushing it, guys.
The man, the man, the man, the man, the man, the man,
the man, the man, the man, the man, the man, the man, the man,
Take the man out of the
And when I'm back in Chicago
I feel it
And now that there's enemy
I will live
Oh, I'll wait to break to the end of the beginning
I'm gonna take my time
I literally went to school to study to be a GM so I could create this moment for the team
That's I feel like I can do it bro. So to see my side do this shit
And bro, that shit felt good
Canada's ass
All right, we're talking about the Toronto Raptors here
Nobody has topped this playoff runs. It's legendary legendary playoff run niggas will talk about injuries and shit with the gold state Warriors
I don't give a fuck if Golden State had four niggas injured, bro
They had the greatest team in NBA history. Everybody was dealing injuries rappers were too, bro
And that's where it's oh, man
That's where it's a bro
We're acting we're acting like we're acting like injuries held back the most stacked team in NBA history from winning a championship
Shut the fuck up, bro
You would you would think it was like when Halliburton went down for the Indiana Pacers the way needs talk about it
You that's what you would think bro when Hallie went down. We knew it was over. We knew it was over
They were going to fight, but it was over, bro.
That's not what that was.
Them niggas had two top 10 all time players on one team.
Two top, the top two shooters in NBA history on one team.
Huh?
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
It's just one dumbass who had 130 franchises, he went down.
Popeyes is good.
to do to some Popeyes operator we're good guys don't pay it he he oh my god you scared
the shit out of me man oh oh oh oh oh my god oh god that was scary all my ass outed
you out and show a butterfly effect of the support of your shoulder.
This is when it got the craziest okay this is July 6th 2025 nobody saw this comment first
Well, let's start at the beginning.
Everything was totally normal.
And then it started raining.
And then it kept raining.
And then it kept raining.
And we were like, this is a rain.
And then it kept raining.
And then it started flooding.
There was a flood.
So we had these torrential rainstorms in Austin.
And flooding happened.
Nobody expected the flooding to happen.
It was really bad.
And I wasn't staying on site when this happened.
But the animals needed to get taken care of.
and like someone needed to make sure that the enclosures were intact and weren't, you know,
animals weren't getting flooded out.
And so I drove in and I could not drive to Alvance because the flooding washed out roads
and there were car accidents everywhere.
And it's so bad.
I parked my car pretty far away.
And then I walked through the torrential rainstorm to get to Alvance.
Actually, I walked halfway there and then this couple picked me up on the side of the road
because it was pouring down right and I felt bad.
I got in the car, which is low.
What's up with the Minecraft music in the back, bro?
They just drove me the rest of the way, which was really nice.
And I started blogging immediately.
So, so I started filming what was happening.
I knew this was really bad and it was going to cost a lot of money to repair.
And we already have the most supportive community ever.
And everyone was really, really worried about the flooding.
And I wanted to show people what was going on.
So I started filming.
And so I made a blog out of the flooding.
And then I was streaming some of the repairs for the flooding
so people could see what was happening.
So people knew how to help us and knew that all the animals were safe and all the staff were safe
And that's the most important thing because I was streaming the flooding repairs and everyone knew about it streamers started seeing it first
Agent saw it agent saw that that the flooding happened and he wanted to help immediately
My girl, he's the best ever so he just wanted to help and he was like I'll go out there
I'll go out there. I'll get in the water. I'll help them repair everything like
so insanely nice. Like I could never ask for something like that or expect anything like that for many of my friends.
But so nice. So agent immediately offered to come out here. I was like, yes, what? Yes, of course.
And so agent came out here to help with the flooding. He brought Chris with him and they got in the water
and they started helping us unclog Colbert pipes to help the floodwater go through and clear debris to help the floodwater pass through.
And they were helping us with repairs.
And all the while, they were fundraising for Alvarez
to help us repair our road.
We lost our entire road, our entrance road.
And so they were fundraising the whole time, too.
And then people saw agent helping and fundraising.
And they were like, I want to help.
And so before we knew it, we had all these streamers
come together in July and get in the water
and help us rebuild from the floods
and fundraise for us for the floods.
And we raised so much money to help rebuild Alvarez
to even better than what it was before the floods.
And what nonprofit on the planet can say after a natural disaster,
they came out of it in even better shape than they were in before.
And I just like, I have no words to describe how lucky we are and how
grateful I am for those streamers that came out, for agent, for starting it all.
And everyone that came out here and worked so hard and got their hands dirty and
just helped us.
And we were able to rebuild two new roads, our main access road and
the service road, we're so lucky.
I mean, we're just so lucky.
Our animals are so lucky.
What video was this?
The best friends ever.
And it was really.
Well, YouTube got to be a YouTube video, right?
A heartwarming, incredible thing to see people come together
after an after disaster.
So that was July of 2025.
We had summer camp in August.
Oh, actually, I'm wearing the Elvis summer.
It got to be a YouTube video.
This feel like a stretch of my YouTube video.
That was fun too.
It might have been the most fun I had on stream.
I don't want to say that because it was a lot of other fun things we did too
But I really enjoyed doing the actor stuff like anytime we're like actively doing something even if it's like the survival stuff or building igloo
Like it's mad fun for me. So I enjoyed it too. Just just say that much at least
Honestly, that was the ones that went crazy chat. Yeah, it was the ones that went crazy. That was a good fundraiser and
I'm glad we actually, you know, it wasn't we actually did something
You know, I didn't want to go there and then do nothing the whole time. I'm glad we actually made a difference, but that's fine
agents next car
hahahahahaha
yes!
um, McLaren reveal dude!
let's go!
uh, best dual backstage winter interview
so prezzo and jp does
hello, so happy to be here!
i know you guys are a little dead
i'm so surprised that we won
but uh, agents granted, i'm very honored
did you guys like uh, start streaming together
from streaming university or from somewhere else
no, i've seen her stream like earlier in the year
What are you guys holding?
I didn't give your asses mics, what are you holding?
Why are you holding phones?
Here, and then I didn't use an IROD.
They do where I couldn't stay home? No, it couldn't.
It couldn't actually.
I saw you cry some basketball or something like that.
Oh, thank you.
But then when I saw her at the university, I was like, oh, this is how it is.
I've done a lot of great things from the age of a foreign national for you, as well.
What was this posted?
And then we just got over it.
Didn't Chad say, where do I, yes.
He's leaning, he's getting closer, like he's doing something.
He's leaning.
Perfect.
Where are you going to put it?
I'll put it on my shelf.
Yeah, I'll put it on my shelf.
You can put more on your shelf.
I guess Chris is ripped by my desk.
I haven't been putting it on yet.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Listen, you can talk shit about video games all you want, but you really don't understand.
This, this, this, this is literally keeping fuckers alive.
life. Like you don't understand it is all some people have facts. I can't tell you. I can't tell
you how playing Red Dead Redemption 2 through COVID and was dying of COVID and losing my mom
I'm in a COVID like literally kept me alive.
I can't stress it enough.
So before you dog people for gaming,
for you dog people for online communities,
understand this shit keeps people here.
And that's the reason I do this treatment
and do this mental health stuff
and try to create a space in a place for people
to just come and just chill, man.
Just like talk about your issues if you want to,
if not, man, just shut your brain off.
Just relax.
Just hang out and watch.
And you need to know what politicians
and every five years they start to they start to point to finger at games
for all the shit that we have in the world.
No, nigga, you the policymaker, nigga, you make the fucking policy, nigga.
Stop blaming the games.
And look at the science.
What the science is about the games, nigga?
And then they fail every five years.
they try and we all stand together and say nigga fuck you nigga we do this gaming shit
nigga don't mean and they all point down they all and we will do next immigrants immigrants
they're the reason everything's wrong and we gotta stand together though gang come on
No, bro, they be trying again. We know what the real problem is. I'm playing with us
It's muted as fuck
You know the lesson I learned on this day chat
that genuinely saved us. Who would have thought this little stream here was the reason why
we were able to survive in the Arctic? The two knots I learned there and our scout leader
taught us was the difference. Had it not been for that the tent is not going up.
That's crazy. It wasn't even just content, like it was mad useful. That's beautiful.
Square Enix. What is, sleeping dogs?
I'm good, bro.
This is my pool and this is my baby honor.
Lola's never swam in a deep body of water so this is a big day for Lola.
She's like, I need to be going in.
Look at those wet feet.
Down, down, down.
Oh!
So this is her tongue, the way she gets the water, she just sticks her tongue out.
Come on.
Come on, Lola.
Look at her on my shoulder.
You gotta learn how to swim, so what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna slide it to the top.
But there's like a whole genre of people that just make money farming their pets, and that's
far as fuck to me.
So, you wanna run a 1v1?
Yo, I'll tell you this, the only way I get back on Tekken is if there's a tournament
with money on the line and some good content creators in that bitch.
It's not worth me relearning, I just can't do it right now.
But if there's like a big event on stage, maybe DrinkCon could be it actually.
Let's put 25k up some shit like that, you know, like a money incentive competitive incentive
Nobody wants to lose is it a pride incentive? I will hop on here for that matter, man
This was a great stream with the boys
All right
Yeah, please what you got the water knows?
Yeah
Chain on watch on and shit like that. What are edgy are you feeling man?
You might fall bright and brush my teeth nor you do
Stripping bro, like I didn't brush my teeth yet today none, bro
Like I just said that cuz I can't earlier you spell it to wow. Yeah, bro
It's crazy. He's gonna send that on a personal care brain. Yeah, you know what?
I'm gonna just brush my teeth real quick though. You don't hold toothpaste
Right there. Oh, why cuz cuz you're a fat ass
So no oversized chair. Yeah little ass baby for oversized belly. Yeah
Look at you kicking your feet on the ground too.
Stop telling everybody I'm busy.
How you doing, man?
Nah, I'm doing good.
Why is the seat warm?
No, I got a heat warmer on that muffle up a little.
Nah, yeah.
That's cause you're thick.
Uh-uh.
Now he thick, and he don't do that.
Yeah.
Look.
Is it really a heat warmer or are you bulging?
Yeah, it's a heat warmer.
Really?
I have a glute pain.
Glute pain?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. No, no, he won't. So, uh, Jane, you're really trying to find love tonight.
Oh, I just got a ringer. Yeah.
Follow. Oh, I am. You don't send me real quick in. I was going to break.
I'm like, where am I? Oh, you're going to go on.
Yeah. You know that, uh, um, agent has been on a PR run.
You know, oh, you can parking watch.
What made you wear them glasses?
What made you wear glasses?
What made you wear all that weight, buddy?
Yeah.
I was wild for that, bro.
Like I was just reacting to videos like in the, you know, come from our home and shit
like that.
So, um.
11.
Huh?
I'm all right past it.
You don't put you don't put the other one your boss.
Give me a try.
Why they spending hearts?
Am I cute?
No, that's anytime I hop on Cam, niggas.
No, that's just they they they fuck with me like that.
So no, they're doing that to because you're cute, man.
Thanks.
I'm sorry.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
You guys funny with each other again?
Sometimes.
Thanks mind your dad explains the sword throw my boy
Daddy no, no you're reading it wrong is Spanish is that day
You say for bad buddy, bro, he won the Grammy right? Oh Pokemon's come back. Hold on locking everybody locking
Hey
Sorry, yeah, Caleb's in the background
Nah, nah, I'm on stream by the way. How you feeling like
Boom I seen a clip of you and
You said something about how you were a better gamer to me, you know, I took that personal
Um, I think that was AI.
Nah, it wasn't.
I put it through my AI verification checkbook.
Yeah, it's a checkbook.
Nah, actually it was a stream clip.
I just feel like I have a little bit more experience in what I mean,
and I feel like you want me to do that gaming competition against you
just so I can be a bunch of games that you are more versed in.
You know what I mean?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, one thing about the gaming gauntlets is it always has to be fair.
It always has to be down the middle.
Otherwise, it's low it's a low integrity win and we don't accept those you know so like for example
Exactly so on the same page when it comes to that let me give you a good example when I was playing Valkyrie
And when I got my big victory against Valkyrie
We originally have pick call of duty
Originally it was called duty right
But I realized once we started playing that I was
There's levels to this shit and I was much better than her at Call of Duty
So we switched to CS a game. She had more experience in I won that too. You get what I'm saying like that's just the type of guy
I am when it comes to so anyway point is
So face me and cooking mama. No
Let's do serious games, you know
I'm talking about integrity but sounds like you're afraid of real competition.
No.
You're a bitch.
You're a bitch on my life.
That was me.
That was me though.
That's what she said.
That's what she said.
That's what she said.
That's what she said.
Now look, so look, it's three or five different games across three or five different genres.
Okay.
Okay, what about chess?
I got too much chess experience, I probably beat you.
What's your ELO?
Never mind.
We got ELOs and chess?
What the fuck?
I didn't know that dog.
Oh, man.
ELOs like go-tongue chess.
No, I'm awful.
I didn't know that existed.
I'm not.
I'm just calling you right now like I'd school you
if we didn't go home.
OK, OK, word.
OK, so how about this?
After I get off stream, we could figure out
the specific games.
And then we could do three or five,
depending on how long you want it and then boom put $10,000 on the line.
$10,000.
Listen, one, I'm cool with $10,000, but two, I'm starting to think about it.
Like I'm not sold on the idea.
$25,000.
I'm sorry.
It's not about the money, what?
No, no, no.
$50,000 in bucket.
It's not about the money, it's about the integrity.
We'll make sure it's something fair.
Wait, did you put money on the line with the past people you played with?
Yeah, with $100,000.
Yeah, with everybody correct. How much? No, no, he's lying. I don't know about anything like the Ludwig. It was 500 get the subs
I think we're ready because yeah, was it 200 get the subs I think?
So yeah, it's usually get the subs this other time respect on her name. I know she can put a 500
Yeah, I just didn't want to take it off from her, you know
See you. Yeah, okay. So cooking mama
We'll figure it out.
The silence is loud.
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, man.
Okay, so as long as you're excited by the idea,
we can figure it out.
Okay, sounds good.
When are we going to Morocco?
How about China?
Ooh!
China!
You want to go?
Yeah, um, yeah, but let's do Morocco first though. Morocco's uh, I've been I've been meaning to go back to Morocco, you know
Okay, my family is going to be there this summer if you wanted something later, but I'd be gone for sooner too
We could figure out the timing we could figure out the timing for sure for sure we could figure out timing
Now, yeah, that's uh, we'll we'll do something though. We'll do something, uh
Okay, sounds good. You're processing speed like i'm not sure if you're if you're not down or if you're reading child
I'm sorry chat told me this is shams bomb and it looks like hard and got traded so this is
Oh my god, big news for the boys fucking huge. I wish I could
Yeah, so I'm about to uh, yeah as soon as I get off
I appreciate it. I'll text you
Bye guys, nice chatting with you.
Bye bye.
Bye.
You got it.
Little one to serve from you though, man.
Bro, I ain't going on my own.
You have to know when to serve from you, bro.
I don't know what y'all like.
Situation is, but it seemed like she liked you a little bit.
No.
I just talked to her again in the conversation.
How much she likes you.
She might like you, bro.
And I think you like her too.
I hate when niggas, I hate how niggas.
Yo, you can't have a conversation without me to start shit.
What y'all think?
No, no thoughts, no thoughts.
Yo, let's see what the shawls bomb is.
Yo, Sean bomb
Oh, yo fucking W clip scuba
Yeah, it looked like a no no it was a clip from the blog we posted
Harder in the clippers work through it
Clippers are sending James hard into the Cleveland Cavaliers for
The second round, pink!
What?
What?
What?
Yo, no, this is crazy because Lowe predicted this today.
She don't got it?
On my life.
What?
You just uploaded a video,
he predicted that was gonna happen.
Yo!
Why?
Why did the cats do that?
I don't know.
Oh, wait.
Why would the cats do that?
This is what Lowe told me.
Because only once is two years of $80,000 or $80 million.
Right?
And the Cleveland Cavaliers wanna dump
some of their money, so they don't want to give
Gareth Garland any more, so they see him to the Clippers
for him to grow over there.
And they think they can win a championship
with James Garland.
Oh, them niggas went yo, I'm not a lie.
The Clippers look good with Garland though.
Yeah, thanks.
Wow.
You know what's crazy though?
You really don't know what's crazy?
Talk to me.
As a grown ass man.
Yeah.
He hype about other grown men being in the gym,
but he won't get in the gym himself.
Why you want me, bro?
Because it's just like it's my bottling. It's like a really nice man. Yeah, you like you're a grown as hell to you
Can't even fit this chair you're small as shit
Your baby size looks much worse. You receive Robin's hands from teeth. I go. That's your hands. I'm sick of you
Robo school you got a condor rapper on top of your head
What why are we here? Oh, yeah, okay, so chat. Uh, what so I
I want a lot of people saying agent you did a good job cooking in the survival shit
I you might as well start your five-star kitchen everybody. You cannot cook money. Just trust me just moments
Everybody was telling me that everybody said agent you might as well search your hall of me
You know
You gotta check the message to see what actually is. Oh, it's unsafe number. Hi. Why are you calling me?
I
Know
I'm at a I'm an agency right now. I'm an agency right now
Mining our fucking business, what the fuck do you want also we're on stream don't say nothing crazy money
See and when you got a cell you gotta say that I gotta tell me it's crazy. I gotta tell them that
You should have told him that because he was about to say some crazy shit.
He had to.
He had to.
He had to be something that's just mind-boggling.
All right, so look, everybody was telling me agent, your cooking skills, and Matthew
let's out.
What was everybody?
The whole chat was saying it's fun.
Agent, you should cook more.
You should cook more.
So I said, as soon as I get back home, bro, I'm about to start a five-star restaurant
in APLs.
And so, you know, I forgot I was going to invite you.
You can invite, you know, somebody that you want to spend some time with.
It ain't me and Chris.
Well, why don't they let me invite nobody?
I
Pulled up with somebody. Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out why the chest in that we didn't say that
Yeah, I did say that because I was cooking I was cooking on a stove top and in the artsy somebody said who me
No, they said it. They said it everybody in the chest said it
They're change this was you know now, but I promise they would impress my they say you play words in there
Well, somebody said I never said that we did not this is our dynamic, you know, like we just played with each other like this
Yeah, stop playing Jack
Yeah, stop playing
Hey, stop playing nigga.
He's creamy.
Yeah, look, you see?
They say you almost burnt the tent.
No, Chris almost did that.
I saved the tent.
Yo, run the clip!
Oh!
Run the clip!
Yeah, run the clip, run the clip!
Run the clip, run the clip, run the clip!
Do you ever feel like it's crazy
that we can just look back
and our life is on like a video record?
Yeah, that's insane to me.
Yep.
It's like shit that you wouldn't even remember happening.
But think about it like this.
We can look back into the past,
but we can't look into the future.
You can't look into the future.
Hm.
Know what you can look into?
Hmm. Okay
I'm good. Now you walked into that one. Yeah, I did
I didn't think you're gonna go gay cuz you went philosophical. Okay, and then I felt more like okay
That was a crazy 180. Okay, you're going from from that to gay. Okay. Are you gay? No, not necessarily
You know, I accept you for who you are though
I mean if I see it's like if I was ghetto like like if I was I
Would be the gayest nigga like it's levels to that gait
and if I was gay, like, no, no, no, you're not hearing me, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, you're not hearing me.
Visualize this.
I don't want it.
Imagine if, like, oh my God, I love this topic.
You know why I let it stop me?
Because I always wanted to express myself in this way.
If I was gay, I would be the LeBron of gayness,
like a 99 overall Hall of Fame gay nigga.
Like, do you mean gay as in like?
I mean the gayest.
No, gay.
Like, you know how it's 10 colors in a rainbow?
I'll be all 10.
If I was gay, I would be the gayest.
Are there 10 colors?
It's leverage to this gay shit.
Correct.
Like I'll be a nine out over a hundred.
Give us an example.
Oh.
Like imagine being a step carry of this gay shit, game.
Niggas lucky I'm not gay, bro.
It wouldn't be no niggas left, game.
But that's a conversation for another day.
Wait, why would there be no niggas left if you were gay?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Imagine that on a mental aspect.
Imagine will be the do genus. Okay, wait wait that's got you riding do that all the time
Nah, that's gotta be some sort of sorcery
And he's 30 and he's 30 you know
You're gonna go for the 20s
So who's go for the 20s 20 20s than what the 20s no the 20 rolls
It was a go for the 20s right now to go for the 20s nigga. Let me check real quick. Just make sure
Yeah
Look at this right here.
Look, look, look, he's cooking, he's cooking this inside.
Chris is cooking this shit on the side here.
I didn't do it, Chris.
Is this a TV?
Yeah, bro.
It's a TV with a fire in it.
Like, use your fucking brain, bro.
It's obviously a fucking stove.
Do you see the fire inside, or does your TV usually have a fire inside of it?
You let me know, bro.
If it does, then you got a different type of TV.
It must be the LCD shit.
Look, you see that?
You see how he now there's residue. Boom. Hey oil
And you try to blow it out. I did blow it out
You risked a lot for that
It's like that once one by me. No, it wasn't
I didn't try and I did I did blow it out by the grace of God correct. Yeah, absolutely
That she could have went so baggy when I'm not when I'm there
You got to think bro like when I'm a natural survivor, bro. Like I
Literally reacted. I didn't think I reacted wait
Natural survivor. No, she didn't survive though. What's that? It's dick. Whoa
Yeah
What do you mean?
You gotta have a sex bro.
No, no.
What do you mean?
Yeah, he does.
Hello, nigga.
What's going on here?
There's a couple of guys having fun.
A couple of guys.
No, wait, wait.
What do you mean guys are in a couple?
Oh, nigga.
Wait.
You?
Nah, he has a problem.
He has a serious problem.
Raisin' out of boyfriend chat.
What are you saying?
Would you want me?
No, I'm just saying Raisin' out.
Alright, hold on.
There's some chitchat going on.
I'm saying
You gotta watch him. No, I always do. Yeah, usually what are we doing here two guys one, okay?
Okay, what come on where you chose to read that? No, well, I read everything the chat says dog
How the sober journey going ready? It's actually going wonderful. So from what so before we just toxic energy
That's beautiful. I've been opening up
What?
I hope he says good to me.
He probably does too.
That is fine though.
That's good for you man.
I feel like, you know, if you feel like it's not serving you, like, remove it from your
life.
That's why I cut off my bitch.
Because sometimes the enemy be closer than you think.
They say no weapon form to get you so prosperous, sometimes the weapon be your bitch.
Sometimes you gotta cut that hole off.
You know what I'm saying?
I keep it from the heart.
Amen.
So wait, they can retweet stuff in your chat?
Yeah they, so now.
Yo, yo, yo, Tom is taking notes.
Still let, we're still not retweeting it.
Still let, still let.
That's not allowed.
You're probably the first person
I ever seen with that shit.
That's very common.
No, no, no, it's not common for me, buddy.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is like the 80th day we had.
He might need the weed?
That's fucked up.
No, you don't need the weed.
No, I honestly, I understand it.
How long has it been?
How long has it been?
It's been ages.
Honestly, it's been 30 days. Oh good. You got your coin. What do you mean?
Didn't the coins? Yeah, it's got a coin. Oh good. Where's your phone?
You're calling your phone. Your coin. Every 30 days you get a new coin and at a year you get a big coin
Yeah, quarter at your meetings
What did you get for 30 days? Um
Um, yeah, just like a little hop off.
Where's your glasses, Reggie?
I've been trying to see without them.
You are mine.
But you have some prescriptions right there.
He's not.
I think you can keep the Harry Potter shits.
This is not demo lens only.
These are not even real.
What the fuck?
Now they are.
Come on.
Don't ruin the don't ruin the home.
Don't ruin it.
They could just tell them it is real.
Go.
Yeah, you got fake glasses
So tell him is real so we put him on it there's not performative is that what you said no what is performing it?
Why keep seeing people say that what does that mean?
It's performative just like shit. Did you do okay? No performative is like usually I just like no
It's like when you perform, you know like like come on come on every time in the playoffs. Yeah, okay, okay?
Okay, now see my thing is you weren't demo lenses is part of the reason why I went off in that video
Niggas said what made me wear glasses?
Three questions and it's niggas like you who who will wear fake glasses game. No, please glasses. Yeah, I've contacts bro
See, I can't wear contact. I should get stuck in my balls
In your balls, yeah
You probably wonder how could that happen? Yes, exactly
I got to be able to see my meat man, oh, it's tough for you, huh, I bet it is
What
That's a problem some people don't have to have you know, yeah
It's tough for you now, but that's tough. Yeah, that sucks. You got to move things out the way
What?
You know, you gotta you gotta run a little bit
Gotta do that. You got a flicking a little bit
wake up yeah especially for the doctors visit yeah oh man those are the worst
yeah yeah some all meat problems you can relate you know it's crazy it's a
lot of things with small dicks bro and we'll never know yeah or what the most
scariest one of all the growers it's like it's like would you respect somebody
less if you found out it's on saying right if I found out you had a small
I'm not like you talk to me crazy
HAHAHAHA
HEY HEY
HEY LITTLE DICK ASS
NICKER TALKING CRAZY
NICKER TALKING DROPING ROOS ROYS
You not talking to me crazy
You better sit the fuck down
Not with that little dick, nigga
Sit down
You know what I'm saying?
Sit your ass down
Sit down, nigga
Sit down, nigga
I didn't even think I'd have to do it.
Yo, unhand me.
Yeah.
What the fuck was that?
And first of all, we can ask Marcus King about that.
That's why you made all of us give our size the other day.
Yeah, it's like a really, yeah, questionnaire.
You didn't fill it out?
You motherfucker.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know for the doctors.
Nope, nope.
Well, how you doing?
No, that's true.
Nah, Marcus, his shit can't be small.
He's short.
Hey, bro.
Yeah, guys.
Yo, yo, remember, it's our month.
Black?
What?
It's animals, buddy.
Oh, yeah, it is.
It's animals, man.
Uh-huh.
Let me step back.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is animals.
That's on me right there, y'all.
Bro, cock watching.
All right, you know what?
I joke around a lot, but I never see my friends dick yet.
Really?
When I say, yeah, I don't mean I'm looking forward to it.
I need more stuff that I haven't, but I, you know,
sometimes you bet the jam and.
Wait, I hear a gay, but I don't see gay.
Wait, I hear a gay, but I don't see gay.
Wait, I hear a gay, but I don't see gay.
When I say yet, I mean, it can always happen by accident, bro.
I'm kicking the butt, bro.
Like, nigga showering, you know, he turns around.
He's like, oh, so why are you in the shower?
Well, because you have to take a shower.
You never took a shower before.
Like, for example, have you been in my shower?
This comes around.
But my shower, if you've ever seen it, is open.
So there's a chance anyone who's got to walk in by accident
one time to see my dick.
I almost did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's been a lot of my thing is if you walk in at some point,
then you got to blame yourself.
Yeah.
You imagine like if you were on the way and it was like this.
Why are markets so enthusiastic?
Tell them who did.
Well, you're shooting it.
No, no, no.
Agent soft coming up and I'm super straight.
I have the same problem as PBM.
Sure.
What problem does that make?
Hey, yeah, we're matches of the penis.
No, no, no, no, we're we're we're we're both we're we're both
retaining. We got you.
You're taking it.
Really? What is retaining?
Seeming not nothing.
See, the thing is, I'm a chronic beater.
You get to the point where you do.
Sometimes I beat my meat so much that it hurts.
You maybe you should retain.
None of us.
Maybe I shouldn't retain thing.
I retain.
Now it's not seen.
Let me tell you something.
What I retain my semen for two days.
That was the most I ever saved up my nut game.
Sometimes I saved my nut like a power booster.
You know what I'm saying?
I used my nut as an incentive.
So one time I saved my nut so much,
I nutted on my shoulder game.
Yo, how you doing?
How many, how many,
how many you like pointed it up?
You don't even point it up, game.
You literally charge it up like the coming, coming, huh?
But instead of the coming, coming, huh?
It's the come, come, come again.
Mmm.
You know what I'm saying?
Right, you down bad, yeah.
You guys come every other day?
Not every other day, every single day.
Sometimes I got sometimes I make an excuse to go be my meeting like
Like I remember one time
It's a funny story is it one time I bust a holy nut
Yeah, y'all can pretty much y'all know where that story is going. I don't even want to say it
Yes, you do in the church
in the church. in the church, Reggie. Did you have sex in the church? What did you beat
your dick in the church, Reggie? Reggie, answer me. Do you need to spell it out to you, Monica?
What's going on here? Did you not land it on the Bible? What happened? What are you talking
about? Holding nut. You know, I'm very, I'm very religious.
Hey, you know this there's a good amount of people here. That's visual learners. Yeah, and they're they're visualizing all the things you're just
What what are you looking at me crazy? They are facts
There's a lot of visual niggas, bro, and it would literally start to visualize what y'all need is to say so chill
That's what I'm saying, bro. Look. I'm a visual learner. Then does it say that?
We know since we know thank you for that
more audio okay good thanks thanks for filling us in on that guys appreciate it uh
like she's an audio file wait when you're gonna have kids though are you 30 probably come no not yet
now he is though 32 33 to be exact add in here again no thanks now i'm not gonna have kids
anytime soon you should again yeah yeah fuck it i'll start today you need to start leaving the legacy
game oh yeah there's a lot of ways to leave a legacy
What about the tactile folks was that tactile means, you know what, let's not even yeah,
let's so let's get what she had to say.
Oh, yeah.
Having kids is not your legacy.
No, no, no, no, no, you could this many ways to have a legacy.
You don't have to be kids, bro.
No, having kids is definitely legacy is always.
I mean, it's like, that's like saying that's like saying winning a championship is the only
have a legacy in the NBA. Not true. Right. Alan
Anderson. Charles Barkley. It's like, yeah, but nah. At the
end of the game, if you don't have a kid's game, it's like,
why you got all that nothing in your balls? You feel me? I'm a
type nigger. I gotta have a kid and leave his life for 10
years just so he can grow up. You feel him saying, understand
what it's like and I have a dad. You know what I'm saying?
Sometimes you gotta put your son through hardship so he can
make it to the NFL with an NBA. Yeah. That's what my dad did
to me for you to have that yes wait but you are oh what you got no dad either
no no I understand me but you what that means that's kind of unlikely yeah my
dad Jones oh man yeah we're done
That's unfortunate bro. I'm actually sorry for your loss.
I appreciate you.
But make it die every day, Pete.
You know what I'm saying? Every day. Make it die every day.
I ain't never heard somebody tell somebody the death of their father was unfortunate, man.
That's really touching.
That's pretty unfortunate, man.
That's unfortunate, bro, for sure.
Where's your dad?
He's still alive.
Dude, he fucked with what you do?
You don't really pay attention.
Nah, fuck that me. Nah, he's the best
Now I don't support you. No, he does if you don't pay attention
He don't support you the money on my dad does my dad go to sleep watching nature docs in political
Yes, he is any nigga that sit around. I'm crying Marcus crown his day
You want him to know but how is his name? How's his last name King?
That's just his last name. How's that possible? Okay?
Last name be king. What's you got a what's making you so angry? What's like? What's what's the um, I'd be my me all now
My oh
I like you watch your hands, right?
Sometimes but sometimes I like to use my nut and draw shit. I
Actually made you something you gotta tap in with a therapist bro. No, no, no
You gotta tap it with a therapist. I wanted to get a therapist. No, I'm scared to tell somebody my problems could they might give me a
Well, is it is it criminal? No, it's not criminal, but then they can't say nothing. It's like it's not criminal. But at the same time, it's like, nah, this nigga might need some help. You do. What do you mean? You need help, bro. You just say you nut and draw shit money. You need these lots of help. You say I just say I draw shit.
You say you nut every day and your cold word is
can I go to the bathroom?
So if you go to the bathroom at any point today,
I'll be listening in, bro.
If I hear.
See, I be my meat mad quiet.
I learned the art of genealogy.
Cause you're shit slow nigga.
I swear to God.
I know, bro.
I know.
I swear to God.
Every time I hear someone shit,
they be like, damn, you did me before.
And I be like.
That's a default answer, man.
They go, listen, here we go.
I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll be like,
Ain't no way all these hoes can say my dick, bitch.
Like my dick must be smaller for an age
to try and make you feel good.
Yeah, exactly what it is.
It's no way.
It's no way.
How many iPhones?
One.
Like how you meet two iPhones, game?
Come on, game.
No nigga, meet that bitch, game.
That would be crazy, yeah.
That would be crazy.
Yo, shit, two iPhones, game?
No, but you know there's no-
You hurting bitches, game?
No, no, it's not true.
It's not.
First of all, don't make this about me.
No, I'm saying-
Nigga, one iPhone, it's like four inches.
You'll meet two apples now you hurt him all the game. I didn't say that
Nah
Oh, they said to iPod Nanos
iPhone Pro Max
Good talk though for sure. Yeah, you ready for me to cook for you. You cook it for me. Yeah, I told you my soul
So
As I'm saying
My chat was telling me I'm a good cook in the survival shit. So now I want to bring that shit back home. Oh
Yeah, well, you know, I've been in the gym
We should go to the gym together sometimes. Yeah, I actually be in the gym. Yeah
Yeah
I do be in a gym. I don't know if you've seen it. I haven't no no
No, no shit. Yeah
Hey, man, how you doing?
You doing any bodybuilding comps or no bodybuilding comps not yet
You know you do look like you're in better shape than um, yeah
Yeah, you're not cute yet
You're not cute
This there's no there's no hard eyes in the chat. Thank you. You good, bro
They hit you with the aw they think you're adorable
They think you're adorable
Yeah, Chris you ready to get that
Yeah, there's no way you're comfortable
No, he's comfortable you just you just dropped some music
It was for the better though. It was for the better.
No, bro. You got to get the vision to see the vision, bro.
No hug, no peace. No hug, no peace. No hug, no peace.
No hug, no peace. No hug, no peace. No hug, no peace.
No hug, no peace.
You see how they ask you for a return.
No, no.
Give them a hug. Give them a hug.
They fucking with it? They like the hug?
Yep.
Hey, y'all fucking with this hug?
Yeah, you ever see on invader zoom now. What's that you look like?
The little alien
Not thanks, bro. Appreciate it. You are to link that you watch anime
I started a little bit. You should follow one piece. No, it's too dangerous now. You know how niggas be
Fuck niggas
You wanna catch a moment?
No, we're gonna have kids
He's like a whole like 27. No, you're not. I'm near 27. No, you're not. No, you're not
In dog years, nigga. I don't fucking dog
How do you know about him better than them?
Because I was going outside as a kid, bro. I don't know what to tell you about going outside as a kid. We used to bite
It's a cat
Wasn't you a fat fuck?
What you know outside eatin? No, we were they go was eating a full course meal outside
We were like, you know, oh this guy we used to be the same was going out
You wasn't going for a ride.
We was biking.
We biked.
Yeah, biked.
We used to explore and hit the playground.
What type of bike do you have?
Generic Canadian tire bike.
He said a bike.
Yeah.
Nah.
Yeah.
You wasn't riding a bike, bro.
No, we was.
Yeah, we did.
Who was we?
Was we you and your late money?
No, it was just me and my friends going up.
He said a bike.
Oh, yeah, I was biking.
Biking for you.
I know a bike.
But they said you bike to Papas.
That's not true.
Well, sometimes.
Oh.
Sometimes.
You know, you know what I really got a bone to pick up to I feel like everybody feel how I feel too
They don't when you did that weight loss, you know the weight loss challenge, right? Yeah, you had a nerve
Yeah, yeah to have us watch for eight hours
Ships for you to know I swear to God game. I watched this shit three hours straight, right?
I'm just going I'm just waiting. I'm like, okay. Yeah, maybe he's gonna show us wait now
Yeah, maybe he's gonna show us wait now. Maybe he's gonna show us wait now
Didn't you got it never say oh, no, let me warm up the rice the rice
What's the
Dragon, I was washed this shit my nigga not only did you write little no no no no
You watch you wasn't watching the way you said you was watching because the reason why I was running late
Was because my wage with Ludwig had rained late
So I was running at a time to do all the things from sauna to pump to all the shit man
Thanks, it's a hundred thousand dollars in line. I'm taking this year serious. Did you win the money? No
All of that for nothing, but one thing I did say
Word to my mother I see in your six pack, but it's just that
What you need to do is
Get all that excess meat from your stomach put that shit in your balls. Thank you. I don't want it. I don't want it to be like
See the vision you feel me
Put all that stomach meat in your balls, bro, okay, I swear that's that's like that's next level shit
You you'll be known as big balls. I don't know mr. Big Balls game. Don't think I want that ball
Somebody say he's cooking
BBL elephant balls
Imagine having elephant balls. Yeah, the world's biggest balls
Nobody would be able to stop you game. I can see the vision of you being
The world's
Make his ball. You fucking genius my niggas. Oh, God, damn
If anything, I'm a genius man, I might be the smartest man
Yeah, for sure
No, no, good idea, man. I do that for sure. Yeah. Okay. Can we eat? Yeah, Nick? I was waiting on you. I
Was waiting on you every time I talk about he bring up some gay shit. So are you ready?
Everything is everything is
That's that's that's okay. Yeah
That means one beautiful
My TV. I know your chat has this shit on a TV in front of a family too, bro
Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah, I gotta think about now earlier in the reddit. There was actually an infant watching
She's mortified right now. Okay. Yeah, that's an infant. She was three months old bro. She was gone
But right now she's probably tuned out
That's another reason why I stopped smoking day
I
Because he said he says an infant watcher, so I just think about it now like now that I don't smoke no more
I can be more carefree and research it
Tell me do you think this conversation?
Oh, yeah, you think that's awesome the station was yeah family friend your genius
It's not necessarily, but it's like a lot of people really really like you'll be surprised how many people really really really really
Hate we shout out to everybody who smokes odd, bro. If you got a butt right now say
I
Know how do you feel though
On the TV, yeah, what are you talking about that's an elite beat session
You never beat you shit with it on the TV
Sometimes I'd be wild. I might treat myself. Okay. You ever you ever caught the the local thought in town only fans
Y'all never did that before oh all the time. Yeah, okay all the time. Okay, yeah
The only fancy different one the whole local like oh, I can meet you
And the whole I can meet you don't let a hey
Hey, I'm telling you hey, my meat gonna hate me tonight
My meat gon' hate me tonight.
Out of all the nights my meat to see me, my meat gon' hate me tonight tonight with me.
Uh, or no.
Who then?
You good?
You so paranoid man, you got a chiddle.
The fact that your stomach is like that big as a man.
So what the fuck you like?
Tonight, you been fucking him bro, just spit it out Monika.
Y'all ain't this so much fucking shit.
Yo, y'all can't stop.
Long as long as rock stars not watching we good. Let me check the participation list
Yeah
Like rock star games. Yeah, we're good. I want to keep the GTA 6 at open in life
Yeah, oh shit. Did you say still ain't came out yet? Yeah, you hear the news?
They just dropped the article today. What they say they say basically they said nothing changed games to come down
Yeah
Yeah, that's actually genuinely what they said IG and broke the news
Do some setups rock star big bosses on okay good to know
he's squirting hard as hell with the
Yeah, I lit up when you said it what?
Nah, I love you part to him. I don't judge you man, you know 32 strong
He's a little bit bit like a tank, you know, he's Native American
He's from North Carolina. He drives a Ford pickup truck. He's smart. He's intelligent typical white guy, right?
Once I say the pickup truck, it was a sealed deal. Yeah, I'm surprised. He doesn't have a son named Connor
Mike
You know
Listen, no, wait, you guys are like neighbors. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, actually it was the first
Like the first MP member that I ever met
Okay, that's a fun fact. Thank you for that. No, yeah, that's awesome fun fact. No, listen
That's that's that's him when he was in the like prime prime like in the hood bro for me
We say he's not from right now. No, bro. He's in a much better situation much better. Which would be his prime? I
I'm in my I'm in like my third fourth back. He hasn't yeah, I'm in a car. I'm like fat agent. Oh gosh, you know, skinny
Huh?
Like fat agent was cool, but skinny agent is like like this is great. I get fat right now, bro
Don't tempt me. There's lasagna in the fridge. There's only one thing on you. That's right
And it ain't your body. Okay, let's focus up on this
So look man
No, that's not it, sorry.
There's no playlist, are you actually fucking serious?
Well, look here, ladies and gentlemen.
Um...
Welcome to Agent and Chris's five-star estate.
We're gonna be cooking the nice meal for you and a lovely lady here today.
It's a lovely lady?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I wanna leave.
Okay, we can get you Kaila.
what the fuck what's the fucking what would be the other option bro what am i gonna eat by myself
okay then we'll kick her out no don't kick her out let me see the first let me see okay all right
so me and chris we're gonna have how do you make everybody take these shoes off too because
i what am i supposed to do they are really really gay to put yourself in missionary but no i'm
No, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
Nah, yeah, slow by yourself, too.
Did you want me to push your legs back?
What?
So, me and Chris, we actually have a very, very
premium gourmet meal.
Premium?
Like, be a premium?
No, premium, like, premium gas, premium content,
premium food, you know?
Talking about gourmet stuff, so.
My heart is full.
Yeah, it's one of my-
You're gonna sink.
You know how much you weigh?
I'm gonna see you buddy.
Wait, you made a goals list?
I should make a goals list.
I should make a goals list.
Yep, mm-hmm, yep.
Shut the fuck up with this thing, okay?
My god.
My god.
So Chris, we're gonna go in the kitchen real quick.
And you just wait right here
while we get your table ready, if you don't mind.
Okay, but I was just here.
Yeah, I was here.
Okay.
And as you, as you, as you, as you both can cook,
you're not gonna be ready.
I really, I really hope that you don't cook,
No, no, no, we learned under Stephanie Arbiter.
No, no, we need Chef Boyardy and Gordon Ramsay.
Oh, we got it.
Yeah, Boyardy and Gordon Ramsay.
You said Boyardy.
He's an easy-yard, huh?
He's not Jerry.
Oh, he's not Jerry?
Yeah, bro.
No, he's shit like a woo-woo.
No, he goes like, what is this?
We can counter-cut him.
I'm going to run to him.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's going on?
We can just bait him.
Red and woman
No, I don't want a man, but what's your, what's your eatin' then?
Uh, I'm an Ethiopian Canadian
Hold your Ethiopian?
Uh, uh, uh, make sure you some deodorant, buddy
Yup, I actually did
Yeah, I'm glad I got to see you
I'm glad I got to see you, do what?
Yo, can I, can I, can I?
No, not that moment
No, I don't want your fucking stinky deodorant
Can I get some toner?
Yeah, yeah, we'll send some to the, we'll send some to the club
I'll be saying that for fucking months
Yup
We don't even got fucking heat at the Club of Cray
The fuck?
Yeah, yeah
We're gonna say no, bro. Yeah, sure once you get back home just take it with the bill. What?
Who's that?
You can't marry a guy
That's your
get paid for that.
Now he's rushing, you know what?
This will be rich on me.
You're a foreigner.
Yeah.
Rich on me.
Yeah, that is.
No, that's crazy, man.
Now, rich on me.
Call him a feet rapper.
Thanks to this b.
They spamming large.
Yeah, that's for me.
Now they do that a lot when I come around.
I'm so afforded.
They love that.
Hey, Chad.
Chad, everybody prepare?
Yeah, dude.
Somebody said that's the most they ever seen you talk.
Let me do a choo, it's gonna be mad hard eyes.
This shit like that.
Hard eyes, bad eyes, man.
That's bad eyes.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
No, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty.
Oh, look, mad hard eyes.
You see that?
Somebody say this shit like that.
Don't read it, don't read it.
You just read it.
Fake comments.
All them bot comments get the niggas out of here. I'm rushing bot comments get about here, bro
So we wouldn't so a market not your camera
You feel yeah market know exactly why I'm saying
Well, you know what I see we're gonna get to my wanted Marcus game, but let's not even go through this
Okay, hey
I'll be right back, man.
I'll be right back.
All right.
Yeah?
So I'm just in here?
Yeah.
I'm going to get your chain right here.
All right, let me know.
Oh, hey.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let me change it just real quick.
I don't know.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
How's your wife?
I don't care.
She's a little straight up.
She's a little straight up.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You probably should have your foot down a bit.
Yo, put that gun back in the bag!
Put that gun back in the bag!
Somebody's out.
Somebody's out.
I got a gun.
I got a gun.
And you know you got a weapon. Put it back inside your bag.
See it. Just got it.
See it. Just got it.
Stop it.
Toast! Toast! Toast! Toast! Toast! Toast! Toast!
We good?
All right. Just know if you got your mic on you, it's on.
So, yo.
Can I give you one?
You get it soon man. Let's get your table ready and we'll be right out there or you'll be right out here with table
All right
Who's this?
Oh, that's mine. It's not. Hey, it's not professional nigga. It's not Firestar
And that is? No nigga. I'm about to uh
Gah, I'm about to wear my wicks
I need a break back
And these not ricks, they're winter boots from the arctic.
We're good?
Yeah, the waiter's apron.
The waiter's apron?
Oh
All right
You know his female friend and vice-fifters
Then we got to cook up you know so we got some fire shit and you know trust me when I say nigga you've seen each
I don't know why you guys are switching up on me saying
What's up, what's up bro?
So what'd you think?
Nah, that's the one. That's the one, bro.
Nah, you the one for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, your hat.
I'm not sure why he's doing suicides.
Yeah. Let's go. Come on.
Hey there, how you doing?
one. Nice to meet you. We're going to be your chef on this sushi. Yeah. Yeah. How are you
doing today? We're just going to set up over here and then we're going to have, he's going
to come out and send it. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right.
You gonna lose it?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, we don't want to lose it.
She's got the gun.
Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
Ha!
Is that all?
Nah, there's one second.
Can I connect it?
I've no idea.
What the fuck is this?
Your date looks very gorgeous, by the way.
What happened?
Huh?
You don't check any way in?
No!
Not actually.
You don't fix the frame rate for Dutchy?
What's the frame rate?
I think it's because the camera was frozen in the Arctic.
Kind of looks like that, but...
You see that?
hold on that's interesting hold on yo check you see how I read the shit that
he's not trying to read nah man just afraid of reading how do you oh yeah
I can't pump that shit, um, 60.
It got me some speakers, man.
Fuck.
Yo, we dropped.
We dropped!
I get F?
Go back, go back, go back.
Okay, it might have just been because we changed the frame rate. Okay. You know what? I got a solution
Speaker speaker speaker speaker speaker
Mr. NXT
It's not in here.
Yeah, where you at?
Chris.
Uh, this ain't Hitmarkers.
Hitmarkers, Hitmarkers.
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
Why do you have your socks on the countertop?
It's static.
Hold on.
We're going to fix the chat.
You try.
I'm plugging it.
Plugging it?
Yeah.
After half a year, we were 263 pounds during student university six months ago.
Six months ago.
And now, you look like this.
How are you doing man, nice to meet you, you too man, hell yeah.
After half a year, we were 263 pounds during Streaming University six months ago.
Now, he looks like this.
Yeah!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
It should be good now.
You tightened it?
There's no way to tighten it.
How?
It just slid out so easy.
hit me bro you don't have another cam
ACM is cooked we have another ACM on it's worse now
come on check one sec one sec no I don't think I have on this phone
Okay, hold on.
Yo, I'm going to go marbling real quick.
Or we're going to set up.
No, it's a...
Listen, there's no one in the rules, and there's an A7R,
the Swiss Nevada, it's everything over.
Hold on.
Thing is, Chris is switching up the HDMI.
Yo, hold on.
One second.
We can be...
You want to tell us...
I
Want to ask you I want to ask you one thing. What are we looking for on the outside?
What are we looking for out there right?
We're looking for a bunch of little black things right? Yeah. Yeah, it's inside out nigga
It's inside out all on the inside
You fucking did it wrong you goddamn dumbass
You fucking imbecile!
You're so stupid!
Oh my god, you're so stupid!
Oh my god, man!
Fuck me to tears, man!
You're so stupid!
You're so stupid!
Hey, we can't restart now.
Yeah, we can.
We have to!
Okay, another thing!
How are your feet?
How are your feet?
You look good.
It's just warm and all juicy.
But,
what's very special about today,
about today. And the reason why I just chose to make the stream happen today is today is
the strongest solar day, solar, something about the aurora and the northern lights.
Today is one of the strongest days. If it's clear skies around midnight, it will be fucking
beautiful outside. I don't even know how to explain how majestic it's going to feel.
So, God willing, if the sky stayed clear like this...
After half a year, we were 263 pounds during Shunmi University six months ago.
And now, we look like this.
She said she's really excited to see you.
She's gasp bro.
She's gasp.
I mean she can't wait to see your eyes.
She's sparkling ear to ear.
She said, ooh!
We didn't even want to cook that because he's like oh my god that's too much
Like, bro, it's neat.
I ain't gonna lie, bro, she's on your pecker, bro.
Never, how are you feeling, though?
Yeah, like, I'm good, I'm chillin'.
Oh!
Oh, my God, it's like a nonchalant.
I'm chillin', I'm chillin', I'm chillin'.
Hey, hey, hey, get back in there, see.
Yeah, man, thanks, thanks.
You prefer to be a nigga?
What are you talkin' about?
Because you tell me, all of a sudden, you're bad, nonchalant.
You were super excited when you talked about dick earlier.
Yeah.
So I'm asking, would you prefer it for a man, bro?
Yo, can y'all cook any?
You started it, we just told you we just wanna practice you.
How long was it gonna take?
How fast we operate?
Bro, this shit might take one minute.
Yeah, you do need to cook.
You should know how long to practice.
You never have to shit that long.
This shit takes no gas.
Yo, agency.
Yo.
Not you, never.
Agency, yo.
Yeah, what up?
Yo, it's not true, gang.
You just said.
Them.
OK.
Yo, agency.
Yo, bro, them, gang.
Us.
No, yo, your agency.
Yo.
I'm part of the agency, I'm the immunity.
I'm literally in a community center.
You just said the agency.
You can get in my way.
You like a, come here.
Just because it's black history, mom.
You were like a freedom of rights activist.
Right.
I know you felt it when you sat down too.
Why would you do that, man?
You almost smashed his bum.
Like, bro, why would you do that, bro?
Yo, your agency.
Oh, huh?
You ever imagine like
What agent would look like he was a girl cuz I might send me a our pictures of Asia if he was a girl
Matter of fact make the whole AMP look like females. Let me see how they look. We all think it'd be the baddest AMP if they was girls
That's what you wanted to ask them
I got a song for you, bro. Oh, you wouldn't really be
It's like gay club music, it's like gay club music, it's like gay club music, it's like
It's like gay club music, I knew he was gonna buy it.
Yeah, we're gonna get the kitchen.
Oh, good.
It'll be right back.
Hey, I was just trying to freestyle by not a lot of words.
Dude, you should try to get him in the right mood.
Yeah, word.
Like, that was him.
That was on.
All right, we're gonna get this shit set up, and you're gonna come in here like two minutes.
We're gonna make sure she's good for you.
You said come in two minutes?
Yep.
I'll make it one.
So he just need like...
I love that.
What's going on with y'all?
I love that, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that's fine.
I don't think he meant nothing but it.
Yeah.
Two's, two's, two's, two's, two's, two's, two's, two's,
two's, two's, two's, two's.
Yes.
Yes, bitch, yes.
Yes, yes.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Any music choice?
Drake, okay, five, five, five.
Hey!
Yeah, yeah, yes I am, right!
Yes I am, right!
Oh, man, what should I go with you?
I'm about to drink!
Hey, can I put you shoulder?
I'm about to put that shoulder on, nigga.
I'm about to drink!
But I want you to watch how I go in my bag.
Watch how I get in my bag.
It's a good starter. You won't go too lovey-dovey too fast.
Hey.
Come on, now you're giving that book up or not.
Look at what she's got.
She's vibing, she's vibing for that.
She's vibing for that.
Oh, what?
She's talking.
She's talking.
Let's go get the nigga real quick.
Oh, whoa.
We'd be right back.
He's on his way in.
He's just parking with Valle.
You got to say shit about your valet gourmet, gourmet, gourmet.
Free to select, all that.
All that, all that, all that.
Your seat is ready for you, sir.
What's this?
Real niggard old like...
What's your name, bro?
Chris.
Chris?
Nah.
You more like a...
A gem.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, that's nicknames off the written, man.
That's how you get down.
Did you just put your...
DuPel into your fucking pants, Ponega?
Your pocket, bro.
You put it in your pocket.
You put the DuPel pack in your pocket.
Take it out your pants, nigga.
No way he put it in his pocket.
The pocket bro, you put it in your pocket.
What the fuck?
He put the lapel on his knee.
Put it in your pocket.
Put it in your pocket.
He's not gonna.
Come on everybody, come on.
Let me down.
So you ain't no rifle or nothing?
Rifle?
Maybe it's not a kid's show?
Tire shit.
Yeah.
Tire shit.
You want the heightboosters or?
Heightboosters nah.
You want the shoes?
Nah.
Socks really?
Okay.
Oh you want me to pull out your seatbelt?
Oh, you gonna pull out your seatbelt?
Pull out my chair.
Yeah, yeah, my phone.
How you doing?
Oh, my God.
What's your name?
Izzy.
Izzy.
Types.
Hey.
You're not dead.
So what brings you here tonight?
I'm here for a date.
Types.
Types.
Types.
Types.
Types.
So what brings you here tonight?
Half of my dick, tight shit, tight shit, tight shit, tight shit.
Honestly, I really came here to give you this room for me.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean at all?
Wait, you, wait, Joe!
Yes?
She said she alerted the roses.
Oh!
That's okay?
They were for me.
Oh!
Hey.
Hey.
So, how did you find out you were allergic to roses?
Oh.
Any other, anything else you're allergic to?
Just the roses.
Just the roses, okay.
Yes.
You were allergic to roses?
How?
I'm alive.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Yo, she said she almost died from that.
She almost...
Everything good?
Everything?
How, though?
I got some babies.
And then I was...
You woke up with a asthma test.
Are you sure what they just had?
No, because I couldn't breathe.
So I blew out the asthma test.
And I didn't know what to do.
I'm not sure I'm gonna ask that on the chef's.
Yo yo what's that food?
One second, good sir.
So this restaurant actually is a menu list restaurant?
Yeah.
Would you guys be interested in this chef's special?
Yeah, give us the chef's special.
How about you?
I would like a jasso.
So nah, I'm going to do that here.
Chef's special?
Like, I don't know.
How about I just take the chef's special?
Yeah.
Or just now?
Yeah.
Ah, okay, good, exciting, okay.
She's excited to see it.
Mm, especially.
Okay, enjoy.
Anything to drink?
Let's take water for now.
Water?
Water's got you, got you.
Okay, awesome.
What should we find?
So like,
I don't know, this is,
hold on, I think you should have the mic.
Just so it's not, we're not over talking to each other.
If we point it there, then they could, you know, you know,
mando.
So like I was saying, it's just so crazy that we have,
like, you know, we have to meet like this.
Make sure to cut it.
Like a random three, like, it's crazy.
Go there.
That's all right.
Yeah, and you grab the mic from him just because
you might be talking over each other.
We'll go over there and they're talking and stuff like that.
You just point this shotgun on her.
I don't even remember what the video was.
You're?
But they say, tell him it's like, fucking why aren't?
Because he just gets my calls.
Let me see your fit, like, what did you wear?
Did you dress like this, Chris?
Nah, I don't know, it's my first time seeing you in like a while, right?
Okay.
I'm gonna film this on my own.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I like it.
I like it.
You feel me?
I feel like you really, like, like you put that shirt on and see me.
See, I was in a crib.
Yeah, like, I was in a crib, I was in a school, like, eight day type shit, like.
Yeah, no shoes. It's crazy. I just think from saying I don't know. This is my anything fit for real
Hi, how you guys doing today? Um, before you know
Do you guys like to advertise this?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, alright.
Feed us the grapes.
Do you like to watch the grapes?
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hi, guys.
Yep.
Hi, guys.
You felt the grapes?
Yeah.
Myality group.
I'm a crowd of...
Come on, gang.
Do you want this?
Do you want this?
You got it.
Feed the niggas grapes?
Yeah, feed the niggas grapes, bro.
So it was home.
Come on, do it.
Come on, gang, keep it in place.
What is this?
Hey, what is that?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you fucking smiling at?
You have some fine smiles in place.
Hey, a real smile, bro.
Like the cheerleader smile.
I don't know.
Here you go, go, go, go.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What you doing?
Don't feed my dick no grapes, bro.
Get out of me.
Just feed me.
Feed me the grapes, bro.
You don't feed my dick.
Give me the grapes, bro.
Take the grapes.
Take the grapes.
No, we ain't. No, we ain't. Come here. Feed me one more. As a grown man, he feed me
grapes. How y'all feel about this agency? Come on, let me get another one. Let me get
Let me get another one, come on, you ready to fall?
Come on, come on, thank you, did you want some grapes?
Did you join?
No, bring the grapes back, bring them back.
Hey, my date wants some grapes.
Hey, come on, bro.
Bring the grapes here.
I need this job.
If I put a grape in your ass.
He's coming.
He's coming right up.
He's just replenishing.
He's reloading.
Matter of fact, where's the manager?
Where's the manager here?
Can I speak to the manager?
Yeah.
You want to take this?
No, sir.
Okay.
Take the grapes.
No, no, no.
I'll just leave this right here.
My date didn't get her water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, uh...
Bring the grapes.
It's been an unusually busy day today.
date today so usually busy we're only motherfuckers here oh no yeah this is the
private room there's a public area over there okay yeah yeah okay yeah okay can
we get some more graces some some some are these martini glasses no they're
wine glasses so why we don't have any wine because you asked for water would you
like wine well we like one would you like some wine okay she doesn't want wine
she said sure she doesn't want wine what would you like she wants water okay
much of that
Hey, hey, hey, what are you looking at? Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, you're just sucking his ass!
Hey, hey, stop your lock in.
Stop your lock in. Have a game. Have a game. Chill out. Chill out. Have a game.
Lock in. It's the moment, man. Come on, bro.
Good night, boss.
Are you sure? Are you sure?
Yeah, I got me feeling bad.
I know. I know.
I know. I know. Hey, look, he asked for wine, so I'm gonna go get it real quick.
Hey, shit.
Hey.
Where are you?
This is mine.
Harry O!
Yep.
On the way!
Where did you come from?
Yeah, we're on the way.
Now you allow them to dare to handle us.
Fuck, it's not coming out.
It's not coming out.
It's not coming out.
It's not going to work.
Fuck on my nails.
Fuck nails.
Fuck nails.
Fuck nails.
Fuck nails.
Okay, two, two.
We need to get back.
Get back.
Get back.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Come on.
Ha ha ha.
Really?
Come on.
Come on.
Ha ha.
So like,
we first met at the University, right?
Yeah.
Oh, why are you moving so
way into the University?
I'm a very good person.
Nah, you was
You're nice to me
More to my mother when I first see you crazy
You was moving cranes
What do you want me to say?
I just had to say, this is what I wish you'd have done.
We need water to do after this.
Nah, fuck your friends.
Hang out with me.
Alright, fuck you.
Yo, where the fuck?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
We go max butter
Ah, there you go. There you go. There you go.
Then we're going to go.
We're going to separate this.
Fuck it. We'll just put it on like this.
What is this chef doing?
Huh? What is he doing?
Him?
Oh, he's the CIA. He's the CIA.
Legally, I'd buy a...
He's retarded.
I don't know if I've been since.
Yeah, there's the one.
Yeah.
Ah, so bad.
I'm coming.
Yeah, it's from house.
I'm not sure.
No.
Can I take that?
I need to put me that lid.
Hey, you want to try this?
It's good.
It's good stuff.
Hey, y'all want to try this?
No.
You sure?
Yeah.
Why are you fighting?
Just, yeah.
Yeah, take it.
Yeah, take it.
I need to ask you about the show, Peter, and the other guys.
So, like, what do you think about, like...
Oh, like, maybe, see me.
Hey, Reggie.
Your team has requested that you be prepared at 8am for your private jet.
jet. 8 a.m. private jet? Okay. Give me a little bit of that. Alright, but that's enough.
Anything for the lady? Want some of this?
Okay, I'm still it man.
Oh, have a good day.
Yeah, right outside. What do you think about the economics and the people who work in the
He's so in there bro.
Look at him fucking go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at him.
He's like a perfect...
So what's your um...
What's your ethnic?
Like your um...
Like, like...
Your ethnic, like...
What you made to it? Oh, right here. You got the finds up.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that.
You Somali?
Fuck, you got this.
So what's the difference?
Hey, hey, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, come on, you got this.
It's not like it's a mall.
It's like...
It's not like it's a mall.
It's like...
It sounds a little bit like a mall, but it's a mall.
I got...
I got a visitor one day.
Hey, hey, so have you ever been to the...
Have you ever eaten fried chicken?
No.
Uh, let me tell you what to eat.
I was fucking insane.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
End of the day the day got in
I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that
I'm just trying to be like top five for me. I don't gotta be a favorite nigga, but I'm just trying to be
One of your favorites. You blow me
Hey, put it there, Jack.
Now, that's how I'm saying it, go like, for me.
I mean, if you guys could do that.
If I got a 1v1, first of all,
if I got a 1v1 and they go over you,
maybe you're too dangerous for me.
I got a 1v1 there, man.
In the UFC octagon.
Game, game.
She tell me I got a 1v1 this man in the octagon.
Cool!
Yeah, all right.
Tell me you got a black belt, Reggie.
Tell him you got a black belt, man.
He put me in that three leg choke, it's over.
It's over.
And he's mad at places where all his legs
go to the back of his head, bro.
It's hard to make him tap.
You're not helping my case.
It's hard to make him tap.
You're not helping my case.
Sweet.
You dead?
I think that's in the jersey.
Oh, my hair's on there.
What are you just chatting?
You're not who I am, you hell.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Sweet, so you did that thing for her?
Can I see?
Don't smile.
What?
What you mean?
So you single for it, like you on a market?
No.
And like, for me, like, hey, it's like,
this shit not cookin', like, what I gotta do, like.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, just take your hand and marry, like, what I gotta do.
Oh, look at this.
Really, what?
Is that cooked?
Yo, huh?
What you doing?
I was gonna go find my mother.
So if I find your dad, I could get your hand and marriage.
Is he fine the bulldozer?
You don't know your dad at all?
I don't know my dad either.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Yo, is that?
Oh, those potato chips?
Oh, man.
Mm-hmm.
That's kind of how we lay those right there.
Um.
Want to try?
Why is it hot?
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
We just cooked it.
We just cooked it.
Why is it hot?
We just cooked it.
We just cooked it.
We just cooked it.
We just cooked it, we just cooked it.
That's how it was cooked.
No, no, you guys continue, you guys continue.
That's how it was cooked.
Are you, wait, a chef with boots?
Mm-hmm.
Rick's.
I told you.
Wait, that was Rick's room?
No, there were winter boots from the Arctic.
Huh?
Are there nine slip shoes?
No, a slip?
Yeah.
No, he slips on me all the time.
Oh.
Who, me?
Yeah, it's like Mario Kart.
Nick can just keep dropping bananas in his house.
Are we dropping the slip shoes?
No, no, not the slip.
Not the slip.
So, wait, so, wait.
You know I'm saying like honestly
It's probably gonna sound crazy, but
The way I came in again and the image I had put out it wouldn't really expect me to have feelings
But we human you understand. That's why they talk about me like you're saying like
Right and my thing is
At the end of the day the day got a
Hey, can I have one?
Can you have one of what?
A one of these chips.
How about a fuck no?
What happens if the day doesn't end?
As long as it ends with me and you, it doesn't matter.
So like I'm saying, are you interested in having kids one day?
How many?
Four.
Four? Me too.
Oh my God.
I always wanted to meet somebody who wouldn't have four kids.
So why do you want to have
Exactly
Right
I'm probably thinking like three kids for me like three kids will listen. Yeah, three
but it is the time you got a date I got a lot usually usually yeah how do we
count them I've never counted before let's drain your entire sack and let's
count them let's count each sperm cell one by one we can count by millimeters I
can shoot it on your throat how much you focus on your fucking conversation
nigga yo this I've never messed in life and try to out gay in the game like
you're literally going gay for gay with me there's only one way to solve this it's
There's only one way to solve this.
I'm just, I'm just coming right, you go ahead.
So, like I'm saying, that was clearly a cut scene
that you didn't have to be a part of.
So wait, what do you think about Oscar Lyre me?
What?
Hey, Oscar Lyre, you think that is?
What is that?
Is that a hot dog ring?
What you put in there?
You never had a hot dog ring in history.
Well, why not?
What was your religion?
It's called chicken.
Bro?
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's cool.
Do you think you're young?
I'm not much of that.
South salad.
South salad.
South salad.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Oh, hold on.
Let me get you an interest on it.
Bro?
Ty, shoot.
So, like, what is our first set?
Lads, dude.
Rockets, you doing it.
Rockets, man.
Like, Ty.
Yeah, so next up, you know, five star, you know, you know what we got going on.
I brought you guys something, you know, healthy, this is from Seth himself.
Today, yeah, this house season salad, Seth made special.
What makes it season salad?
Do you say for it?
Don't ask too many questions, just,
Hasta la vista!
Look, we just ate one!
Yeah, there you go!
Alright, alright, you sound good with me!
It's like he's enjoying it!
Fuck!
It's just like...
Fuck!
It's cooked!
I have no idea how it's gonna be, man!
Let's go!
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!
Yeah!
Oh my god, it actually looks good.
Yeah, yeah, it's good sometimes you ain't gonna know where it comes from, it's not
the magic business.
I didn't know the magic business.
No, no, no, you're good.
They wouldn't do that.
Oh, you don't like it.
It's crazy.
It's not like that.
How you know?
I can tell.
It's not like that.
It's not like that.
It's not washed.
How you know?
It's not washed.
It's not washed?
Yeah.
Yo, wait, was this salad washed?
Of course.
See, it was washed.
It was a salad washed.
What more dumbass questions than you?
Stupid ass questions.
What more dumbass, stupid ass questions, man?
You look like a robot.
Yeah.
My date needs a tissue.
What's your name?
My name is D. All right, she needs a tissue
Yep, they'll be right over
I think they actually gonna cook them always wait extra month. Let's say my
Oh, the intro music
I think it's gonna be like a snake, a tail, maybe even a tissue, an inch or something.
Oh, I got you, I got you, I got you, okay.
Thanks, though.
Man, I really like it.
No, wait!
Yeah.
Wait!
Wait!
I just had a flashback.
Now go, go, go.
I went on a date with your friend, too!
You fucking whore!
Oh my god!
Fucking...
Yo, I went on a date.
Wait!
Wait!
I know I'm sexy.
I'm gonna take a look.
There was something else to do.
Wow, I'm gonna take a look.
Y'all talking?
I said, hey.
Do not do that, Tim.
You're the sexy one.
Right, do you like that?
I'm not gonna say no.
You work? Huh?
You work?
Am I quick?
I'm not sexy.
No, my shit is not brick right now, bro.
I'm not looking, dude.
My shit is not brick.
Get out of the oil, bro.
I have a question.
Yeah.
I'll read more.
Yes.
Oh, would you like some more?
Oh.
Oh, yeah, we got you.
Yeah.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Sweet.
You see that?
Now we act like that.
So wait a little bit.
Wait a little bit.
How was your day, man?
Good, huh?
Oh.
I see you.
Good.
Good.
Yeah.
What, like, what you going to act like?
Time's up, bro.
Oh, I already did.
I'm gonna take it.
Thank you, bro.
It's a big shit, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Hey, I was a big kind of kid.
Good.
I just pumped one more in.
Damn.
Yeah.
I completely understand.
Because that's how it is for real.
Anyway, look, y'all eat that shit.
That's why I try not to.
Every week.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Every week.
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
I said,
Come on, getting two weeks straight, bro?
I said that.
I said I had no idea.
I'm on my life.
I've been working.
Okay, let's get to the top.
Oh, I said, how's this thing?
It's always going crazy right now.
Let's see, let's see.
Let me take a look.
Tire shit.
Yeah, let me see the oars a little.
Look, look, everything else, right?
You got any warming for me?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We've done this for a while.
We've done this for a while.
We've done this for a while.
We've done this for a while.
We've done this for a while.
We've done this for a while.
We've done this for a while.
We've done this for a while.
This is a wagyu by the way. We know it's a wagyu wagyu wagyu. We didn't tell him that.
How about you tell him there's a wagyu Japanese wagyu?
So what I'm getting from you is you don't really care about so much that you just care for the front end.
Don't come from that. Don't come from that.
That's what I'm going to do.
Yeah, take it out to hang a little bit.
I'm going to make it.
I'm going to turn it around.
Don't you wear it and we've got some Japanese wagyu all the way.
So, if you have your stomachs ready, we'll be there in a second.
For sure, for sure.
No, every time I've got to give them unbelievable expectations.
Say it'll be ready in 30 seconds.
You cool, but you'll be ready in 30 seconds.
Actually, if you ready, exactly 30 seconds.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Japanese wagyu will be ready in exactly 38 seconds, okay?
Are you guys ready?
Can we kiss the chefs?
Yeah, you can kiss whoever you want, bro.
Your food will be ready in 30 seconds.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm gonna be smiling.
See you.
Best thing I've ever done.
Thank you.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Japanese A5 Wagyu.
I just feel like the Lord took his time with you.
Like, he took his time.
He made you peace by peace.
We bought ourselves 30 minutes.
You know what I'm saying?
And I also feel like your nose is one of a kind.
You got a smell on it.
How is it?
It's not a smell.
It's not a smell.
No, no, no.
It's not a smell.
It's not a smell.
You think a lot.
But you look great.
Rather astonishing.
You know what I'm saying?
You probably get that a lot, right?
You got the own.
Yeah, I'm a fucking big fan.
I'm a fucking fan.
Oh, for real?
You got the DSL.
Yeah, make a ticket for me.
Know what that is?
Yeah, I'm a fucking fan.
I'm a fucking fan.
I'm a fucking fan.
I'm a fucking fan.
I'm a fucking fan.
No, that is yeah, but it's actually means direction sunlight
I'm sorry the direction sunlight
It means right all you so you're a star and I was leaving a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, sir. 100%
We just like to say, um, you know how grateful we are that daddy too, huh?
So
Okay, come on. You're running our conversation, but bring the food
How's your night gone?
So far good.
So far good.
So far good.
So far good.
So far good.
Did you invite her to your suite in the Super Bowl or are you?
Oh, my suite in the Super Bowl.
Actually, I'm not fucking going because my fucking team isn't playing.
Oh, yeah, they did choke.
The Ravens did choke.
Sorry about that, man.
Agent, you're from Canada.
I'm from Canada.
Agent, you're from Canada.
I don't have a football team, buddy.
Oh, we got the Toronto Argonauts.
The Toronto Argonauts.
What a fucking loser.
I never heard a need to say, yo, let's
watch the Toronto Argonauts.
That's true.
I haven't heard it in either.
I'm sorry.
I haven't heard it.
We'll be right back.
20 seconds.
If you play for the Toronto Argonauts,
please don't hate me, game.
I'm totally joking.
Can you just keep it so harder?
Yeah, I always say you got to go harder.
Somalia, yeah, I don't have a football team either
Wow
In football is the biggest
No, yeah, she's got yeah, she is soccer and y'all call it football
You know what I'll call you
Fine should have done
But yeah, American football doesn't exist in the world.
Hey, it looks like y'all not getting along.
Nah, you can see it's all going to be some nonsense.
You need my soccer?
No, soccer is fucking good.
You should've used a gold medal to fucking play.
And then you say, it's salt, it's salt.
It wasn't salt in the bag.
Hold on.
Hey, what the fuck?
When are you birthday?
When are you going to start?
You try.
Do you want to introduce my dad, Lauren?
Yeah, I'm older than you.
You going to rock, doggy?
Yeah.
I'm 21, 2014.
Nice fit.
I wouldn't know.
That's when all this works.
So wait.
You're 23?
You're 24?
Yeah, sure.
So like, I don't really like the beat around the bush, so like do a cream or like do a
squirt.
I would tell my kids and then I was just noticing like you guys are like great today.
I just want to say, like this guy, I just want to say like I love love like Valentine's
Day is coming up and this is like, it makes us happy.
What date?
What date?
Valentine's.
me attention damn yeah come on you saw that for each other I mean we could
Oh, that was awkward. Welcome back to the kitchen. Fuck.
You guys don't got a valentine booth?
It's an open booth. It's not open.
I hope you laugh so hard some hair growing your fucking hair.
Yep.
You got dreds, give him one.
Try them sandals.
What is my last on scene?
Hey, this shit ready?
My last on scene?
Let me check, look.
Look good as heard on it.
I look good as a bitch on it.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Hey, play them inside.
Play them inside.
Hey, plastic.
When can I?
Plastic.
Plastic?
Plastic.
Yeah, you sure?
Cause we could go plastic.
Good point?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fuck it.
We're in the past.
Yeah.
Now you text out of it.
Go hot.
Go hot.
Go hot.
You text out of it.
The niggas in my face.
The fuck out of here nigga.
E-drop.
So you better get cut off already.
You know.
Why you text out of the niggas in my face?
I can't check the time.
No you can't check the time.
Take the time.
Oh yeah.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Whatever.
Oh.
Is this the time?
Come on.
Right.
Right.
But I'm saying to you, you gon' text other niggas in my face at least a hundred.
How long has it been like that?
I was not texting you guys about it.
You're lying.
I know.
You're lying.
I said I'm not gonna text.
Say word to your mother.
Put it on your mom like you was a text of another nigga.
No.
Put it on your dad.
I can't put it on my dad.
Put it on yourself.
I can't put it on him.
See?
She was texting other niggas.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Nah, nah, hell nah, you need to text the other niggas?
That's so disrespectful, I didn't even bring my phone
to the table.
What'd you call him?
Exactly, exactly, I didn't even bring my phone
to the table because I was trying to respect you.
Would you go text, no I'm not trying to hear that.
I don't wanna hear that.
Tell him other niggas chill, tell him other niggas daddy
chill.
Well, you're sure it's like chicken stew.
My personal chefs that take it too long. Have you ever had a personal chef?
Breakfast in bed? Wow, I can make you cereal and milk and bring it to the bedroom.
Do you eat cereal? Well you're too bulgy. You're too boozy. You're way too bougie.
Me! How is cereal a snack?
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs. Got to eat them up, got to eat them up.
You never heard that commercial? Alright, come on Bella.
She just said cereal is a snack. That's like saying a Draco is a fucking
Glock. That's like saying a Draco is a Glock, bro.
Max, Clips, who's counting?
Yeah, yeah.
What are you doing here?
Do you want me to eat a cereal?
Yes, I eat cereal. I love cereal.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Not bad, huh?
Pretty company?
Yeah.
Yeah, I like cereal. You like cereals?
You like cereals?
You look like the type that would eat a cereal.
Oh, fire like that.
Cuz, like, I just told.
Oh, good one.
That's how you shut up.
I ain't lying.
I'm throwing it on already.
How you doing?
All right.
What you want?
You asked about it.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't want to come in.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you really?
Yeah.
Like, I didn't know.
You did.
You did.
As a pastor.
As in you don't want to come in long.
I don't know.
I don't want to come in long.
I want to have asked.
I was like...
She said I want to have asked.
Like, who has a dad nowadays?
I don't know that.
No, no, no.
Like I'm saying to him.
Because like nobody has a dad until 26.
Yeah, so look, I'm throwing a party.
That's what she called him.
He called him.
He called him.
Yeah.
I didn't know that for me. It's tomorrow. I don't know. It's my first party. I don't know. First party. Hey, it's like it's like my welcome back to stream party
First as we be like around this time. What's up? Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's on the way. What's that? What time is it?
It's 944 sir. Yeah, it's me like around this time. Party makes that it like
Oh
I
My oh, that's not it yes, I thought
This actually
Yeah, I need another knife.
I'm so sorry.
No, this knife's on me.
Okay.
Can we get our snake cut for us?
Yeah, you can cut it for her and she can cut it for you.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh
Enjoy
Louisiana house us I
Really like I really I really I really don't like house us
It reminds me of my dad
Yo, this even cook
Can we get a knife?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't.
What do you think?
What do you think?
I can't.
I can't believe it.
Can I cut it for me?
You want to cut it for me?
Okay.
You want to cut it and see if it's in there?
Thank you.
Give her the knife.
Thank you.
Leave her by chef or cook.
I'll go by master.
Oh.
Is that so?
Master chef agent.
Daddy too.
Master chef.
Yo, are these, um,
Are these berries or straws in them?
Hey, hey, I think he's actually eating the fucking potatoes.
That's very good.
I sorted out he took a bite.
What is he feeding?
Oh, that's beautiful.
Super romantic.
You put your balls in his meat, bro.
Yeah, I did.
How'd you know?
That's pain.
That's pain.
That's pain.
That's pain.
That's pain.
How'd you know?
That's pain.
Shit, we chilling out.
The panna was really so different.
Nah, I love panna.
Not as neat as it looked though.
Chef made and eat with them
I need a cutting
I do say he's cutting months on me
He's cutting months on me
Oh the wings, his wings, his wings
I was supposed to give you my plate
I thought he was going to get up
and come cut
Why not?
Do you want to say anything?
Come on
You can just put it here
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
A floating hand just grabbed my plate.
Would you prefer I clean off the table?
Maybe the advertising, sir?
Yeah, please.
Damn.
Would you like me to remove the salad?
It seems you guys didn't seem to eat a lot of it.
Yeah, it wasn't washed.
OK.
It was washed.
Washed.
It was.
It was washed.
It was washed.
It was washed.
It was washed.
It tastes so dirty, like it tastes like a dirt.
Oh.
That's how all fucking salads taste.
That's how all salads taste.
That's why I don't eat salads, but that's.
That's not why you don't eat salads.
You don't eat salads because your body can't break down.
Because it.
OK.
All right, there we go.
You gotta swallow your pride sometimes, you know?
Oh, David, thank you.
I'm not gonna let you do that.
I didn't wash it, like, I didn't wash it.
We did fucking wash it.
We did fucking wash it.
I'm not gonna crash it out, though, because that's his date.
But it's like, we did wash it, though.
Did you call me what?
I did wash it, though.
I did wash it, though.
It still tastes like the dough, really.
That's how all salads taste.
They all taste, they came from the dirt, okay?
Don't, don't vegetables grow from the...
Hey, this shit inside out, man.
Bro, fuck you.
Come on, let's move it.
Yeah, let's, hey.
Fuck you, bro.
She talking on you, watch this shit.
Don't do that.
Now you gotta try it, man.
Ah!
I
Just sit down tissue
Come on away 30 seconds I did watch it though
Why everything 30 seconds there
How's she gonna tell us games we're back here, bro, how you tell me?
I like like yeah y'all got good over this yeah we good you drop some she got me
in and stick off the floor
Man, that's just so good.
Oh, man, I'm off the floor.
Now, we like that.
You cuckoo!
We cuckoo.
Nah.
Don't eat nothing.
Don't eat nothing.
Come on.
Move the shit out.
Oh, let me show you.
Put a paper towel.
Oh, shit.
I'm piecing my stick on the floor again.
On top of my food?
Nah, it's clean, don't worry about it.
So how y'all day, guys?
How's it going?
How's it going?
Y'all day good?
What do you do?
Nah, yeah.
We got wings and rice and beans.
Can I get some of that?
Nah.
Can I get some of that?
You are the chef's special.
Is that on the chef's special?
It's not on the menu.
Yeah, this shit off the menu.
That's plantains?
Yeah.
Wow.
Plantains, jerk chicken wings, rice and beans.
What'd you get?
I got to go eat some bread, some salad, you know how it is.
Yeah.
Can I get some?
Nah, you got your food, man.
You can't double dip.
You know how that goes.
What?
What?
Now how's y'all how's that not going so like that you guys fucking with each other just talks me
Shit cool good good good. Do you get some of that? What's your favorite part about Reggie?
Okay, okay, and what's what's your name? I didn't get your name is he and Reggie what's your favorite part about Izzy?
So, based on the qualities that I like about each other, how about Valentine's Day, you know?
I like it.
No?
Yeah, you guys watching the Super Bowl or?
Yeah, I like it.
Super Bowl?
Yeah, I don't watch.
Yeah, I don't even care about Super Bowl.
Now what you get into though, you don't like too much?
The breezy bowl.
It's not a bad bowl, man.
It's not like a breezy bowl, right?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Tell me.
It's not bad.
Mm-hmm.
OK.
OK, well, how's the weather?
Oh, it's raining outside.
Oh, it is raining.
Oh, it's so beautiful weather.
It is, yeah, it rains every once in a while.
It's guppy.
I love the rain.
Thank you.
Well, speak to you for a second.
I felt like we...
Alright, let's just get on.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
What the fuck?
Who's the guy with the shits?
James, that was the most brutal conversation.
I know, right?
It's like this.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
What the fuck?
You see, look, look, look.
What are you, you see, like, messing up, you see these?
I've been a mather.
Who says that?
Who says that?
You should tell him like,
that's what I'm about to call him in five minutes.
One more person, right?
That's actually one more person.
That's crazy.
What's the next date?
What's going on?
Yeah, that's a good one.
Very neat.
Thank you for telling us.
I don't know.
No.
I'm gonna pick it up, please.
So what's the next date that y'all think I'm doing next?
Honestly, she could pay, I'll just pay.
You wanna just pay?
Mm-hmm, what do you wanna do?
No, I'm just gonna hire a type shit.
That's a good word.
What y'all like doing?
Honestly, I like doing anything
that requires us to go outside.
Yeah, maybe hiking. I love hiking
the playground
Casual serious question. What a fuck are we going to the playground?
Okay, okay, okay, I mean since now I assume these things
How does he go say go?
This way me since we miss it. Oh, wait, I don't know, bro. This is good
We're waiting on what we don't win another day
I'm so serious.
I'm so serious.
Excuse me.
Let's not close it in five minutes.
So if you think it up clean
any more days or anything like that,
you know, you know, you know, speed it up.
Yup.
All right, it's closing up.
What about dessert?
No, dessert.
There's an ice cream shot down the street.
Called Kelly's.
on the street called Kelly Kelly's Ice Cream.
Hey, it's Matt, he's a good spot.
No dessert for real.
Say no dessert for real.
No dessert is not crazy though.
I know, it's a test for real.
Yo, we all got no dessert for real?
No!
I gotta be some ice cream in here.
Yeah, we got it, bro.
I should beg of me for those.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Yes, yes.
I'll take this and kick that out.
Desert for today.
Our gourmet house made cinnamon rolls.
No ice cream?
We can go looking back.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go look.
Stop it, stop it, I just broke a leg.
It's like, yeah, yeah, uh.
Now's OK.
It's good.
We got to save that for all right.
Hey, um, so because of the kitchen that's closing,
We don't have ice cream, but we do have ice for sure.
Yeah, straight from the Arctic.
I say ice cream.
Half the experience right here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I'm sorry for the ice.
Oh, I see.
You don't like water and it's solid form.
Oh, okay.
That's a blur.
No, yeah.
Okay, we'll bring a...
We'll look in the back.
Okay, let me...
Maybe you're missing something.
You're missing something.
Maybe, maybe you're missing something.
You're missing your hair.
Hey.
I'm missing a father.
It's a sight.
Alright.
Oh, this is how big it's going to be.
Oh, I love those.
I love those.
Oh.
Do you want one?
No, for the customers, what?
Oh.
I
I said
So no ice cream
No, we gotta close that bro, you gotta move the blue shit
We do have two 7-ups these just tropical flavor that's almost the same thing
I don't even really like soda for real it's all we have for yourself I don't really like
soda but for that steak I never had this so I'm gonna drink it.
One minute!
You had this before?
I guess.
You're blinded right on this lap.
Wait till my money this shit is absolutely disgusting.
Okay.
Can you not give us a rating?
Can you not forget to do that?
Please, we survive off of those.
Excuse me? Excuse me?
The cinnamon roll is the best thing on the menu.
Woo!
Yay!
Thank you for that, sir.
How's the made gourmet cinnamon roll?
Uh-huh.
Made with sourdough.
What?
I don't know what that is, I just hear Sinon talking about it.
What's sourdough?
Yeah, I know what that is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This guy's welcome, it's fine.
I'm telling like it's time for you guys to...
So tonight
Let me maybe get like
Oh, yeah
I'll grab the sauces
It was it was a pleasure having you
Thank you guys so much for joining us hopefully you enjoyed your dining
Thank you!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Great!
Ah!
Yeah, let's get this ball out your leg!
Sure!
I can take that.
Yeah, you took the table.
You're on the table!
Thank you so much for joining us here tonight.
Hopefully you guys enjoyed your fine-dining experience.
I'm...
Or not, hopefully you did.
Not sure.
Your car is waiting for you up front.
So you're putting me up?
Ah
We're going
Hey, baby, I'll call you back. I'll call you right back at my work right now
We kicking our last customers out right now, so
I'm gonna go my shoes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh, you gotta go. Oh, yeah
Oh, he's gonna be late.
Yeah, he's gonna be late, bro.
What the?
Yo, Mike, yo, where you going?
Oh, man.
Damn, bro.
I'm gonna let y'all figure that one out, though.
Yeah, ain't got nothing to do with us.
No cap.
No cap.
How you like it?
Like, how you like it?
What's the?
Oh, you drove.
Tight, shit, tight, shit.
So like this, this, this, this, this, goodbye?
You want a kiss with me?
Oh.
Is it good to back you?
Is it?
Is it?
Let me know.
Like for me, this goodbye is just like see you later.
Later?
Later?
Tight, shit, tight, shit, tight, shit.
So I'ma go see you around.
Tight, shit.
Thank you very much.
We went crazy, we went crazy.
Tonight was a movie, like oh my god, bro.
Tonight was a little movie, game.
Tonight was a movie.
Let's go.
Tonight was a movie.
Dying experience nigga, what the fuck are we talking about?
NIGGA!
Time to get moving.
So, so, so...
No.
Yo bro.
First day is first game.
You fucked with that right?
Fuck with that.
Yeah!
Jeff Beamer!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Come on, man.
No, fuck no.
No, walkout?
Nah, he's not a gentleman.
He's a real necklil bro.
Nah, nah, I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'll talk more welcome to her car.
There's that in the third.
Can we talk about how these niggas give us a raw fucking potato game?
Something how you ate it, you ass.
I couldn't even date straight, game.
I
Was wrong with y'all niggas, bro. Mm-hmm. What the fuck
No cap the state was good as well. Okay. The state was dead as good. Yeah, I know me. Yeah, you want to get out of that shit?
Now the state was good as well. Yeah, I kind of did my biggest one on that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, come on. Come stay now
What you said you was the best thing on the way you're just switching up
You're not switching up on us. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna keep on it. I'm gonna keep on it
It's like I came in a game and I already was losing that half time like how
What else cuz you don't know how to talk yeah
Word to my mother
I don't know how to talk about the car me hit you from saying and I feel like
Like me and her we already had previous history that like she really like I don't know like
her vibe and my vibe is just like our spirits really don't a lot and that's okay because
at the end of the day there's more holes and there's more bros.
Yo, you literally actually what's the best thing you like about her you said her titties.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
I didn't say that.
That was clean.
No, no, bro, I got to understand it's it's a thing out here called
artificial
integration and
That wasn't me. That wasn't me. No, that wasn't me. No, that wasn't me, but y'all y'all can not sit right here and say that
I don't go fuck with nobody say that clearly wasn't me. Okay. I'm gonna fuck. Yes, you big nigga
Don't beat yourself up. You got a fine and rate one. Well, it's not you get off a nigga dig. God damn
Yeah, that's like the only part of nigga. Yeah, there's no more left. Somebody said run the clip. No nigga Cory J
My your business run this dick
chopped
This was a child that was left behind what the fuck
You said she got DSL's that mean direct sunlight game
I said she got direct sunlight, bro. What that's what I said. Yeah, I said direct sunlight
You did you give her a normal?
Yeah, I said I saw that she was beautiful. I said she was beautiful. You feel me?
I like a lie. It got to a point. I just started taking half quarters
Cuz I think well the worst thing she could say is oh no
That's the worst thing she could say me over the net you risk it all game fellas always take the half course shot
You why not?
Why not?
Why not fellas never be ashamed to ask for some coochie we men
fellas, never be ashamed to ask for some kuchi diho's no action for money
fuck it!
can i please get one piece of kuchi please?
just one?
fuck it!
we don't have nothing to lose fellas
what?
we don't have nothing to lose
i don't know, closer maybe
that's your problem game
that's why you don't get no ass
You better be lucky you found the one cuz boy
You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take
For me
For me
Yo, that's my nigga G-Files move
What's up, I'm Borey.
Yo, I got ice cream in so long game.
I forgot some of my niggas names, game,
but I never forget niggas who be in my chat every day.
Yo, nigga G5, what's up, my demon.
What's your thing about Reggie's performance, G5?
Yeah.
I don't know, I'm just.
What, he's gonna give it the opinion.
Nigga, you mad at, he has a voice, bro.
You have a voice, my nigga.
What's your thoughts, bro?
You bad me, and you stand bad.
Pussy, you stand bad till 2028, nigga.
Snapping on big bro snapping on big bro. Now g5. We just waiting on you man. He's speaking to you bro
What's your thoughts on the he says the biggest? Oh?
Yo, what's my numbers? What's my numbers? Like what's my stats?
work work work work
Zero correct. Yeah one like ability. No, he was wild but that's him
No, what he's saying zero out of ten. Yeah, that's more like y'all cannot do that game
Yeah
Come on, bro
Why the stuch on a hard the fuck they said I went a triple scene. Oh, that's fire
Oh
Nah, that's big. Oh, that's big
Yo, why the agency moving like this?
I
Was just a youth thing
What you didn't do is
You didn't uh, I got my ass
Yo, wait wait agent got a agent got a computer toilet
The toilet started watering my ass and heated up the seat the
You know the toilet yo, I was taking the shit the tool is start closing on my body
Yo, why you toilet like like Siri you could yo agent got a computer toilet, bro. I swear that again
That shit is yo, it's nigga too rich game
Now I might have a child might try riding a dick with no seatbelt, but nigga toilet is fucking he got a fucking automated a chat GPT toilet
Yo
Hey, Siri clean my ass. I was a warmer cold. He stole it. That's a say 90 degrees. He was squirt squirted up
No, cuz my thing is you're 30 and you're asking it stop saying you're 27 bro
once you're 27 you're 30 or the man again I can't wait to get old cuz I'm
old man I'm be doing shit like sitting on my porch with cigarettes
Hey nephew come by your granddad is a crack I was just asking like just for the future
I'm gonna use this toilet. I want to use another man told it keep your ass you see yourself
buddy. You just said it was a computer toilet. So I would like this in my
Hey, chat. I got a lot. I got a lot. I got a lot. I'm so I'm so little I'm so like I'm like
God damn, bro. What the fuck you come here? I'm looking so handsome for her. Okay. They got two
pieces of chin there. That shit weak as fuck. We know it's about to connect. No, wait, wait,
y'all got y'all got a hostess room? What is that? A hosting. I seen the MP page posted.
I'm not excited for that.
Where is it?
You know I'm a big party guy.
Where is it?
Where is it?
I don't know.
Is it in San Francisco?
Oh yeah, it's in San Francisco.
Is Holes in San Francisco?
Um, there's a football team there.
Uh, uh, uh, is the number niggas.
Yo, what's the number niggas from San Francisco?
What's the number niggas?
It's 67ers.
No, it's not.
Yo, what's the number niggas?
69ers, man.
The 49ers.
What's the ERs?
No, that's the, that's the N8 here.
Shut up the 40 the 40 49ers. Oh shit the 49ers didn't make us lose
Not yet. I did I'm making stuff
Yo, and then they host a Super Bowl in their city. It's like a humiliation. Put some respect on us man. Yeah
Plus he puts some respect on your damn, so yeah my lot
I never be my new illusion in all history. Oh, you're telling us that now. Yeah, cuz it's information. Oh, yeah
That's good to know
Can we get more Chris dreams this year game you gotta stop being lazy game now
I'm saying in front of everybody yo can we spam Chris stop being lazy because how are you
This year
I am not going to talk, I am not going to talk
I am not going to talk, I am not going to talk
What are you talking about?
I don't know
What language is that?
Spanish
I don't know
He is speaking
Spanish
I don't know
Spanish
You can't distract him
He is not distracting
And
I got I got I got I got the Minikin's being the Minikin females, but it's so bad
Yeah, I fell in love with this one Dominican female
Oh my god, bro, that explains it games. Yeah, she changed my life game. Oh my gosh. He changed my life game
She did that she might see that she my life game
Was that that's what you know how well it's don't work on me
Why they keep saying you love in my love yo, hey Siri play cheeky love notari
Cuz my thing is
because my thing is to ask me if I'm no longer yeah so you're sure you're you're
you know what that makes a lot more sense you're in a relationship I'm on a
relationship you know a relationship is there is a relationship in me no yeah
but I'm not I'm not selling down to like like around love no no no okay what
are you just dealing yourself like in your free time we do them bro in my free
I'm reading books. I'm writing a book. What's my favorite book? Have I tell you you won't laugh? Yeah
I like I like, um kept down the pants
What the fuck it's so funny
Yeah, I think it's lame. Yeah, I think it's lame. No, that's that's good for you, bro
You like picture books, huh?
Picture books.
Yeah, he's a picture book type of guy.
Yeah, he's a visual.
Yeah, he's a visual learner, man.
Not too many words.
Says the nigga who searched up how to lose weight in two months.
Who did that?
You, nigga.
No, nigga, I just hired a trainer.
Tuh.
Tuh.
It changed my life, man.
Tuh.
Tuh.
Diary of a wimpy...
Huh?
Diary of a wimpy...
And I'm gonna be lucky and check locking
Yo, yo, you know, you know, you know what a really good book is though
Like any any type of sci-fi fiction books
Sometimes I like to read them at night time because I used to not have cable name one name one sci-fi fiction book Harry Potter
Fuck your whole membrane. Are you like, oh shit, isn't it? No, it was okay name. What what Harry Potter book though?
It was like fucking eight. What was specific book? I like see see me. I'm different
I'm not a fake Harry Potter fan. The reason why I fuck with Harry Potter books
The reason why I fuck with Harry Potter books the move I just minimize chassis. No, I'm saying why do that though?
That's cool. Not this book is specific though. No, I see cuz man
There's a lot of them. So just pick one pick your favorite one. I like the first one. What was it called?
Yeah, I promise to you though. I promise you like I put this on all of us. Don't put it on me
That was a me in the chat increase and agent. I really read bro. I'm not a fake reader
You know I'm saying but I think the books like if you really read the books that you watch the movie
You don't understand anymore. I think the books are a guide to the movie
I like comic books too. You like comics. Well, where's your books came first so that
so that's how this the world was built with books brother the fucking movie just a reimagination
you think the world was built with books no carry products specifically no i'm saying you think
the world was built with books though no i don't obviously because last time i checked the world was
do this day
is that corny you should read a 50 shades gray finish a degree and that's
the second you know I mean it's more of like a it's more of an essential I
watch power I was powerful uh like y'all watching power yeah I didn't know
the first little scene start up with them fucking all crazy like that that
Turned me on immediately you keep watching like three those episode
Yo, I know when I was young I remember I remember when my mom was doing her her third husband of the year and I was like
Yo these to cover our eyes when the sex scenes come like
I want to see I want to see them fucking don't cover my
Now it was like that's what I'm kissing but soon as some titties just might come out
No, that's that's awesome, Reggie fell off.
Look, I'm basing my furniture.
Oh, sure. Yeah.
Hey, buddy, where is he?
So no, how do you know he's up with the turbo?
Is he pussy?
No, he can go, bro.
Yo, hey, how you been?
There's no way Chris is teaching you about.
I just think of Chris is teaching you how to fucking use your computer problem.
Hey, you lost the game Chris next door just taught you how to do something on a computer, bro
Yeah, it's more of like a performative band, just so you're happy. Yeah, I just want you to be happy, bro
He's gonna be right back in here afterwards. We're gonna join in with him
We're just gonna make funny for a couple hours
I might time you out so you don't see that part
Yeah
That's cool to make around my dick backwards or a mirror resells
No, Reggie a bitch ugly as nigga first of all your reselling clothes you fucking bum
At the end of the big game, you don't got no chrome heart shit nigga
Well, they could be reselling other things pussy for example, you can't resell pussy
You can't you can't resell pussy yes, you can no the first ones that say you can't resell pussy
Okay, like imagine imagine a nigga resold you a car that was used but you didn't tell you you could do that
Would you accept it? No, I was not I would
Think about let's make a new invention
reusable condoms a
Connors who can take watch the off put it back on the game
Let's like like imagine I passed you the car math. I'm done. Do you pass that bitch back to me?
Tell me, because I get your essence and you get my essence.
Reggie, I'm sort of thinking about it.
Now listen, hear me out, hear me out.
Imagine this, you ever seen Dragon Mausie
when he fused together?
Imagine we fused our sperm together, right?
Hear me out, my kid get your genes and my genes.
Now we got a Mary genes.
I'm on to something.
Even if you feel like I'm not on to something,
think about it, Broca, think about it, Broca.
our scene is gonna come together to create denim.
You just, you just cured world hunger
just by that one statement, ain't it?
Think about it.
What happened to you, bro?
What do you mean what happened to me?
Like something happened, bro.
Like you got hit the head real hard.
Nah, I went sober.
Somebody dropped you.
Oh yeah, I got dropped on my hands at baby.
Probably one, two, three, a few times.
Recently though, recently.
Something happened.
Why your face like that?
Yeah, what happened?
Something happened.
But it was a life changing of head.
Something must have happened, bro.
I'm sober.
I should know what?
I turn sober is like my brain cut on I'm fucked up ready a little off nigga. I'm a lot off
Hey, bro, chat. Why am I scared now? Oh, no
Shout out to the head drop babies now shout out to the crack babies
Look at your head Chris
I'm saying I'm saying
Wait, that's why you'd be setting that a TV job. Yeah, that's not funny boy. Oh, no, it is terrible
No, you are you live way terrible life in what the fuck you want to go struggle show?
There go. I'm here. First of all, go ahead. Go. You ain't never had to wait until somebody else was done eating
Just so that you can use the fork that they use it because it's only one
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's for?
Yeah, it's for you.
Why don't you not hold your hands?
Eat with your hands.
You ain't never had to use somebody's ass as a bowl.
For cereal.
All right.
That's it.
Is the ass like K-Bin?
How's the whole of the cereal?
Just a couple on a cheek?
Nah, that's it.
I should have had to deal with that.
No.
I should like a bowl.
Nah, I never had to deal with them, man.
I mean, yeah.
That's good.
That's good.
You were in the record, bro.
Nah, you were in, bro.
I'm in the run.
Congratulations.
I'm not gonna say fucking.
I'm in the run.
That's hot thing.
Yeah, yeah.
You're like, this is your championship, man.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Good for you, bro.
Never experienced that.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You all right, bro?
Huh?
You look at your phone like every text is emergency.
You'd be like that for a thousand.
Not a wrecking me, weed, not a weed need me.
The weed needs me.
Yo baby slick, you a grown ass man.
Stop projecting me please.
Hmm, who's texting you, bro?
Who doesn't be a hundred dollars a week?
What?
Oh, who sent you money?
Who sent me money?
Who sent you money?
Who sent you money, baby?
Tell him to send me some money.
You're not crazy just like a couple gifts up
Just say that's not enough
I don't care how much that little fee is I'm never we won the three days to transfer some what if it's a criminal and you just watching their money
Mmm now you're in trouble. Yeah, it's good to me
Duh, that's how fucking washing money works still illegal
Can't entertain
Yo, they see I say this post they say they want you to pocket watch speed. Yeah, I'm about to do that
You're you doing tonight? Probably not it's late, but it's not late game
I hate when they just don't care about they come but y'all say L me I was stayed on a stream all night, bro
You haven't seen the month watch tomorrow. I'm giving I'm giving my nigga six hour street. I'm getting my nigga six hours
That's it. Oh, that's it. I'm going for a hundred hours this month. Oh, fuck. How many hours you did so far?
Wow
Just started you know, you not
14 hours I put up right after this bro
I'm not even gone for so long. You gotta come back to a seven day merry-go-round, bro. Yeah, I'll do it
If I do a 70 marathon they can get it
somebody say cat little here Reggie yeah I'm gonna show you what it was a little
on the stars you hold the nigga yo you was one of your whole he was mine from
my channel I did I only modded that nigga literally today he's gonna be so
hurt when he finds out that's tragic bro Reggie got rich and said fuck
shouldn't why do y'all think why y'all think I'm rich already now she was the
only thing we're like people think you get rich and you just leave it like if
If you sell a business, you get rich,
you do the business, everybody celebrate.
When an athlete makes a couple hundred million dollars
and they retire, people celebrate.
Stream is the one thing where niggas just think,
bro, if you're getting hella money streaming,
which one of you using your fucking brain cells would leave?
Bro, it's streaming, bro.
You're not fucking roofing in Miami during the summer.
You're streaming, making lots of money.
Who the fuck is leaving?
If it was a money thing, then you would stay.
Dog.
I know one guy.
I know one guy.
That would leave?
I know one guy who kind of like like like he brought all the nations together and then he vanished
He's kind of like the avatar
Yo, the fact that you had a fake car and I really was watching your stream
You see you he had a fake car come out of cars room. I was what I swear to God
Yeah, I heard his voice. I was watching the stream
No, that was I'm not like that was the lamest shit you ever did you could you have my home something I watched the whole shit
I'm like, yo, is that really?
Link cuz you got caught bro. Yeah, don't make it lame, bro
Maybe you're lame and what and car was still down in it. It was kind of anti-down there
I was saying it's time. I was here. Yeah, he's in the room. He's also there
I was your fault bro for falling in the shot
Bro, you get you can't ask Roman you can't get fooled by the internet, bro
Oh
Got a double check your word. Come on game the fuck zero perception retweet
I'm dropping a 500 sudden in the next room. So let me know
A thousand office
500 a piece
I mean, oh, yo, come on game. I'm really I'm really going hard. Let's let's add it like like
I mean, that's like let's reach 500 like this year. I'm really going hard me. So I got nominated
I did maybe maybe maybe do 500 subs with you to root here. Me. Oh, okay. Hear me. Oh
So listen when I got nominated for that word
That's that's that's all the motivation. I need it, bro
So now this year, okay, I'm like, am I okay? Yeah. Yeah, my balls good
No, like your mind, right? Yeah. Yeah, mind your business. No, what are you okay though? Yeah
But you go to sleep well, wait, wait, is this connected to you make it up. No, you like
So I can't drop some learn no say hi if you want some subs me I
Got a free hundred dollars. I may I may drop some subs
As long as you're good though, Reggie when it is disappear world sometimes I think they be like
I feel like sometimes this reason why you know, so it's like I want to make sure like mentally
You know
Now he's a little too deflected
Yeah, whatever you're going through, bro
I'm not deflected you are deflected fucked up. I'm not fucked up mentally. Oh
Deep rose with the 20 get this subs. Oh, yeah, so
You know I'm gonna drop so you try to please
It's like it's like it's not like what oh
Appreciate the gift if I was not playing up to see
There you go
D-Lo's W reginald reginald reginald
I know I know I know now appreciate the gift it
It's cool to take a break though from streaming like I feel like online niggas be getting a lot of pressure to
Always be producing and it's such that like if you're not live
Maybe just think you're dealing your butthole and you don't have nothing else you'd be doing in your life, but like
Like no bullshit, bro. I use that warehouse so many times a film doing this
Yeah, and it's so much that like I ain't drunk yet
It's just like that
And people don't food is young D-Rose you win ballistics money come on 20 more
Don't use in the fucking chat
Appreciate the rules
Before the gifted now, it's not ladies in this like your favorite artist hasn't dropped in two years and you still blaze
Yeah, okay
Yeah, he's in love.
I'm not in love, Gene.
He's in love, Gene.
Yo, Jiggie, David, the fight is over.
Jiggie, appreciate you, bro.
Like, are you being productive while you're gone,
or are you being distracted while you're gone?
For me? What type of gone is it?
Where it's everything I love, yeah, I've been mad productive.
You just gonna see.
Nah, I'm asking. I'm not declaring.
Nah, you just gonna see. I've been mad productive.
Okay, good.
So that means, like, something's on the horizon.
Yeah, you are so horny right now, bro.
How horny, bro.
How?
Because me and PDM are on our senior retention journey, bro.
Yeah, I'm not thinking about senior retention.
Nothing, game.
Eric, David and Tanya, get this sauce, cash.
Appreciate the fun.
Oh, you want your retention too?
All three of us were retaining senior, bro.
Tanya, man.
I appreciate the gift, man.
Thank you.
Why long you thinking of going?
I'm going to go until I start having too many crazy dreams.
And then I got to pump the brakes because it's like,
nobody wants to wake up like that.
I think I'm going to the Olympics.
Olympics, huh?
Yeah.
That's big.
No, Olympics?
Senior Intensive.
No, no, no, no.
I feel like my senior could beat your senior in the race.
No, no.
I doubt it.
He's not your age.
I'm not your age, too.
Yeah.
I hate the mic.
No, yeah.
I don't think so.
But I mean, as long as you believe in yourself,
That's all that matters at the end of the day.
Like, if you believe in you and your kids and your balls,
that's all that matters, bro.
What the fuck?
You see me.
Yo, if you find out and gave you that hundred, just, you know,
tell them just somebody trying to make payments
on his Rolls Royce.
Wait a minute, your Rolls Royce is really?
No, I bought it again.
Well, not with that Rolls Royce.
They thought it was race.
Oh.
Really?
Yeah.
Same thing.
They're sending them, you know?
Right, right, right.
Yo speak appreciate that five gift there my nigga speaking my appreciation
You are
Then I bought that
Yeah, what up?
What's going on?
I'm putting that life right now.
Then I bought that brand.
Here's the rest of the piece.
The rest of the piece was a piece of crap.
Man so big, can't even fit in the market spot.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Check it out.
You know, I'm throwing the little project, little dad party.
You know what I'm saying?
Huh?
I'm throwing the project.
Yeah, project, little dad.
Oh, I can't come.
Yeah.
You know, you, listen, you were invited.
You were looking at me.
No, no, no.
I was just informing you, okay, I'm telling niggas in the chat. Are you there fighting?
It depends like it's certain niggas in the agency that I fuck it
Hey, if you don't have a day, I say I in the chat right now. What the fuck that's how we're gonna find out
Go ahead. Say I in the chat. You ain't got a dad, bro
That's a lot of news a lot of potential people a lot of potential people here
Yeah residents a whole bunch thousands
Yeah, a little sad the amount of people had her up.
He left when I was 11?
Damn.
They don't remember the ages that left.
What a fucking loser.
I would have deleted that memory on my fucking head.
Now, every time, every time your birthday come,
oh yeah, I remember that 11 birthday like it was yesterday.
Mine is dead?
Oh my god.
My dad did too.
This is trauma dump.
It'd be like that sometime, bro.
Everybody just go ahead and trauma dump one time.
Honestly, I remember I was in the second grade. That's where it all went wrong.
You turn.
You bald. I was just about to say I lost my hair when I was 26.
No, no, 26. 26. I had a high top fade.
Yo, I had a high top fade.
So you show me the picture. I don't do it.
Come on, bud. Didn't I have to have an early AFP day?
I'm bald. This is a nigga that's asking my dad loves me.
Yo, Bannon nigga was getting love from his dad.
Hey man, thank you for telling us that bro. This is not your moment, man. Keep that to yourself, all right?
Not a big deal, bro. I'm bald too. Let me get an eye from everybody that's bald in the chat. Somebody say...
Ah, come on!
Ooh, come on! Who in his face? Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Woo! Woo!
And they can say half eye.
Bro's almost there.
They can say my eyes and shit.
They say that for me too bro.
And I still have hair.
Why would I say the flu?
Because my hair is a little bit for the back than average normal.
But you still got hair.
Yeah that's what I was saying.
Like bitch!
Bitch!
You got a booty call tonight?
No.
No.
Oh, man.
Of course not.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Sometimes I like, I like just like not getting no,
like I really, I really been alone every weekend type shit.
So when the weekend comes, I've already been alone
just learning to love myself.
I hear when Niggas get on here live, bro.
Who's Niggas?
You, Niggas, you just got a $100 donation.
It wasn't a nigga that said that to you.
It wasn't a nigga that said that to you.
We're right.
You drove there and she's just paying for your fucking gas. Oh
She's paying for your Uber simple
Yeah, you know we should do though see me retain no no look we should do a day where we each take out our biggest supporter and take a shop
Oh, that's actually a banger.
That's a banger. That's a banger.
We like our biggest supporters to meet each other.
That's a banger.
But that's how you know that's your biggest supporter.
They gotta show proof of supporting you way back type shit.
Nah, I already know who this.
You know who your biggest supporter is?
They don't gotta be THE biggest, but just one of them.
Yeah, they literally tells me about fuckin' Twitch recap who be in the chat most.
What about the niggas who was watching you before Twitch?
Then you start on who's doing it right now though. It's not like
Nick is watching in 2017. I don't watch now. It's not the biggest quarter
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, look put it like this what makes the first the biggest support in my eyes
Well, you would support me before they just caught on
No, what that would be like fucking 2014 for me, bro. Everybody. They'd be like geezers by now
No, I didn't any problem. We'll listen. We don't watch you watch you make me the person the biggest
yo
Good line with the 50 dip is
Now the black is up there though, you might be like top-five get to bro. I think that's a great person
I feel like just because you give it only good
It's love for sure, but it's about the people who don't know you stay with you. That's about both game
Man, it's about both, bro.
Now, one thing about you, you're the pocket watch,
I forgot it.
Yeah, bro, it's about, like, you can't,
nigga gotta get some points for a fucking gift
and stuff, because people have to.
All right, but what about the niggas who don't got money,
but they still fuck with you, though?
That's valid, too.
There's a lot of niggas that probably watch you,
it's like, damn, but we don't got shit to our name again.
And then the niggas like, good life,
you're the ones that wearing subs on them.
Niggas said, man, what the fuck is Reggie talking about?
Just know, you're not getting took on that shopping spree.
It's gonna be your homie.
Somebody said I've been watching this 2K16T jump shot tutorials.
I've been doing it so long, realistically most of the people that early days, there's no way they're still here every day.
I started growing in 2K14, my GM.
Early, realistically I had a few thousand views of video, bro.
Damn!
Fistnick! Yo!
That's like, we all talk about it.
That was the strategy
Like I don't care about the song bro. I don't need it. Yo good life
You gonna be the second nigga to ever drop 200
That's a method no, you know, he's the only thing that ever drop 200
None of y'all make a scan drop 200. That's not what I'm saying
No, I'm saying it's rare niggas. So that's fire. Appreciate you. Good luck. We go live. He's the agent of it
Nobody in my check out the 200 button
I'll take ready shopping with it
You try to show no, no, no, he said money for me. No, no, he wasn't
Listen, he gave it for me. No, he just dropped another one. That's for me
Say what I know it's not got it. It's not it's literally not
That's for Chris and risen. No, he did not
I just know you didn't say Chris. You're a grown man, man.
But, but, but, just, just, just what they say.
Come on, I'm still getting you shopping on there.
Yeah, cause he gave it to me, so that's mine.
But he instructed me to give it to him.
Yeah, I know you don't know.
Who's that? You know Pat Moines?
Who's that?
You know Pat Moines?
What is that? It's a nice recent spell.
We can go get a married, a malice, a auger, a chanel.
So now look, look, if he don't take me shopping the next 30 days, game, hold it at this one, cancel him, cancel it if he don't take me shopping the next 30 days.
You?
We're going to the shopping, bro.
Hey, you want to go out?
Yeah, I want to go to the house.
No, we will, we will, we will, we will.
That's not as exciting though, no.
I mean, it's like depending on what I get.
Oh, you can just, like, just give me the money first and we can-
Yo, you sound like a bad bitch, give you the money first.
What the- oh, what's he sound like?
Does that really sound like?
Yeah, just give you the money first.
No, it's hit, then bread, then buns.
You gotta just tell them yourself a little bit.
I didn't know that's what they say, bro.
No, I am, I am who I am.
It's bread up buns, bread up buns.
I had a mission to be asking you for the money
for this nigga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Game, that's a creep.
Yo, what's the craziest thing
that somebody's ever asked you for?
Don't get me started, game.
Word to my mother?
Woo, PBIS, they would have fought against you.
No, I didn't, oh no.
Good life with another Honeggos!
Hey, hey, tell good life, I'm not gonna lie, right down, bro, send that, hey, hey, good life, I'm gonna go live, right down, bro, send that, defy that, let me do that, oh, leave that, leave that, hey, hey, good life, hey, let me know, man, I'm finna stream, right now, let me, let me know, let me know, come on, bro, let me know, let me know, let me know, honey!
I was only a little bit
I got my cash right now. It's you. Yeah
Let's go let's go like let's go on the art where do it's like let's try to be like I know I is way more than life
And I learned that by not being on stream you on me this one travel with me to
Let's go somewhere like to buy
Oh, oh, just separate. Oh, let's go travel somewhere. I'm down
I'm down. I see one word though anywhere
My nigga
Hey, I see you later, bro. I'm out of go. I'm out of go live my nigga. Good life. He got me
He just said it. He's just sitting in the top. I got you, Chris
Bro, hey, hey, I bet let me know let me know
Chris will sit there and wait
Oh man
No, he got me, bro!
All the homies, bro, you got me, bro!
Oh, he got me, bro!
They talking about no hug, no peace.
Bro, I give them a hug, bro.
Sure.
Here you go.
Yeah, bro.
They want a hug.
Fucking hug.
Give me a hug, bro! Give me a hug, nigga!
All right.
Look, I got you, Chris. Go live right now.
I'm dipping 50 A.I.C. me.
Ha ha ha.
I'm gonna get my 50.
Yeah.
Roof, roof, roof.
Boi.
Boi.
Hoot, hoot, hoot, hoot.
Because you get a beamer, you can join in the chant.
I thought I was with y'all.
No, no, no, you're not.
Maybe you fake with me and pull up beamer.
Yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
But it's like at the end of the day, bro,
I just wanted y'all to get to be involved.
Right.
You know, and that makes me a real nigga though.
That makes me the realest nigga though.
Beamer.
That makes me the realest nigga though,
I'm about to hop on a game.
Reggie, how'd I get to what you bro?
I don't need to be serious about-
I get to what you're doing.
If you wanna stream or even if you wanna travel,
just shoot me some places.
I'm fucking packed.
No, February?
First thing I first, you got 30 days to be shopping.
Yeah, we're gonna be shopping.
I'm saying, even beyond that,
just let me know if you wanna do something.
I wanna do a lot of shit for the rest of the year.
Okay.
That sounds like a challenge.
I want agency and my community to be
a lot bigger than me, for me.
But you don't feel like that to happen.
You gotta have to go live.
Now go live tomorrow.
For what?
Put that on someone.
I'm starting on four on my end at like 10.
Six hours.
Just playing?
Is it playing?
You'll see.
I don't like playing my shit OD.
No, I don't mean it's playing as in like
you playing the stream out.
I mean like it's scheduled like.
Yeah, that is like, let me,
hopefully I beat my average.
I believe it.
I believe it.
Yo, let me get a W Reggie in the chat,
Reggie, appreciate you, baby.
I believe it, bro.
No, I want a Glaze, bro.
except his legs, nigga, you're great, bro.
I've been wanting to see you stream, man.
Do you see a difference in me from behind the middle one?
Yeah, I do.
Thank you for riding my dick, dude.
Yeah, of course, bro.
I ain't trying to meet you at your road, just for now.
I swear I ain't going to go to that grocery.
I'm gonna get you here.
I'm gonna cry right now, dude.
Oh, I don't cry.
Yeah, I wouldn't ever cry for any of those niggas.
I know, yeah.
You probably would if I applied enough pressure.
What?
Like if I applied enough pressure, you would cry.
Yeah, love.
Now, get out of there.
Thank you, bro.
Nah, I love you, man.
Bro, don't you say me, bro?
Don't you fucking say me, man?
Don't you say me?
All right, who did a fucking game?
Who did a game, baby?
All right, man, we're doing another run.
We have to.
Last time we fucking bottled it.
We absolutely bottled it.
So this one, can you install this before?
I gotta install something?
I'm not doing that, bro.
I am not doing that.
Respectfully, I'm not doing that.
Install?
Come on, bro.
Bro, that sounds like it's gonna hold me back, you know, like it's like it's like
Oh, hold on. No, you gotta just click a button
It's replacing 7 TV redemptions though
It's replacing 7 TV that's fine
All right, I just did it. That was easier than I thought my fault for for putting up a fit man. I apologize for that
I apologize man
We get it right
Toes toes toes toes toes toes toes
Toes that was fun, bro. That was fun, man. That was fun. Don't be fucking segment man. Y'all new here
Make sure to follow up, look man, we're on quarantine zone!
There we go.
Go Pete?
I'm good.
Okay, I'm gonna do a better job this time last time. I wasn't I wasn't I let them peer pressure me into upgrading before I had the money to do so
That's on me. I didn't realize you can even fucking feel like that
All right, let's go. I don't really need the whole tutorial again realistically
Can you connect the twitch integration I did I did I
Clicked the link I did that it's an install
Can you pause the stream oh on the game can you pause the stream so you compete no niggas not send a stream bro
We keep in fact I might speed shit up. I want you to miss as much as possible. So you go to the gaming channel and watch the bar. I
Don't know how to do the integration shit. Hey, dude
How do you do it?
How do you do it?
Oh, you guys are in the fucking main menu.
Twitch signing.
Haha, negative set.
I hate somebody saying Chris not for real about themselves.
If you're seeing this, feel free to close this window.
Okay, I think it's done.
Bingo.
Roger that 10-4.
Let's go.
You're now at the good time to let y'all know that tomorrow, tomorrow I'm gonna be flying
out to get started for Super Bowl.
Oh, let me tell you guys this real quick actually before we get started with the game
and shit.
I'm not gonna be live tomorrow. I'm gonna be on
Should I say I don't really I'm gonna be on somebody's podcast
We'll get you some tiktok stuff like that
nigga password agent zero zero one two three
So tomorrow I got I'm gonna land in San Francisco
We're shooting a podcast y'all might I think y'all gonna fuck with it
It's gonna be like a random collab, bro, but if somebody I've been meaning to do something with
since last year. So that's all I'm gonna say. And then after that, I'm part of both flag
football games. I'm not playing it either, though. So on the first one, which is the
celebrity sweats, it's the it's the charity football game. I'm doing some sidelines streaming
there. I chose not to play personally. Because I just thought the content would be better
in the sideline. And then the second one is going to be the NFL flag football one. I think
the color commentator for it or some sort of analyst or something like that. So I'll be on
the cons. Both is going to be nice POVs. Both flag football things have like different casts of
people, but I don't fuck with it though. Most of people are people you guys know, celebrities,
streamers, shit like that. So it's both going to be good content. And then there's one other stream
I'm gonna try and do out there
after that we have tone shoots and
Some A&P stuff while we're out there and then we got to do the bang after party because you know how much I love to party
And I'm flying back
When I get back
We'll be doing a stream the day of the Super Bowl here understood
I'm leaving the night before when I get back. We'll be doing a stream the day of the Super Bowl
So I'm gonna come back here to stream because I know if I went to the actual Super Bowl. I wouldn't be able to stream
So.
Chat is overly on the screen. It allows you to make your character refresh if you don't see it.
Is it overly on the screen?
Well,
So long David we some watch party
Yeah, we got some shit playing and
And on that Sunday we have I'm gonna it's gonna be a big announcement as I'm gonna say
Brown Hawk day out here just
What is place press a champ like
Let's take this serious
Man
Oh man, huh?
M.I.C.C. cooked.
That left cheek cooked.
Stop stuttering, Georgie.
Okay, thank you for the prime. Appreciate it.
You got more symptoms though
Roger that 10 for I'll make the right decision
Go ahead and quarantine my boy
well he's having a tough day hey come on in my voice
nah aside from your dirty pits in your red knees she's clean as fuck nothing
wrong with our eyes
four days we'll be evacuating survivors block top brass will be very upset with us if you don't move an adequate number of helpers
Also, every four days I gotta fill up the survivors' block.
Roger that.
Head on in there!
Alright, yeah.
I like how he's uh...
I'll think about it.
Aw, you got yellow eyes, my boy.
And you got your ricks on, huh?
I'ma send it to quarantine just cuz I'm biased, but he's probably good though, we're listening to you
He's probably good we're listening
There's also illegals the idea of a human being illegal it's so fucking crazy
Red eyes oh, buddy
All right, he's uh, we might have to send this nigga to the to the chamber freckles
Just kill yourself
Now yeah, trust me bro just go in there
What is this so essentially uh
I should explain it to the niggas in the back. So I run this here establish me you heard
I have to decide which one of these guys are safe to enter which one needs to go on quarantine
So we can see it what their symptoms look like and then which ones need to go to the chamber
All right, if I get it wrong everybody dies if I run out of money everybody dies
And on top of that there's like a money system in the game
so I have to make enough money to keep the generators going to order enough
med kit stuff like that so I can't bloke the money as you continue to level up
you'll upgrade the base and have better amenities and stuff like that and more
capacity all right so my hope is to make this place a fortress and it's a zombie
apocalypse out there every once in a while zombies trying break in I gotta
I shoot him, gun him, niggas down.
Yeah, bro.
Like, I don't know what to say, man.
Look at your face, you know?
Like, why do you look like that?
You got that?
You got skin cuts.
We're going to send you to the quarantine, my block.
Ultimately, just test me again.
No.
Chris, save me three months.
Not that hard, right?
Also, can you try to avoid excessive executions, please?
I'd like to keep our jobs.
I did it!
I was on one guy!
It was like one guy, man.
It was like two guys.
Like three or four people, man.
All right, good day.
Good day, good day.
We kind of did our biggest one, man.
Does that kind of sound like Saikunoh?
It does a little bit, though.
Hehehehe.
All right.
So, $500 lost on maintenance.
We get some government support, verified survivors,
infected, eliminated, basically a flawless day.
Great work, great work.
Wake up, soldier.
Mark yourself in court.
Oh, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
All right.
Let's go ahead, keep this border safe, man.
How do I get there?
Oh, this way.
So we got to check on the quarantine.
Well, look at this one.
Look at this one.
Come on out, my boy.
Quarantine status stable.
Yeah, how are we feeling after last night?
You're not going to die.
You guys went red!
Not gonna lie, you might as well just die.
Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Just trust me on this and go liquidate yourself.
I can do this.
It's almost over.
Oh, his eyes changed colors.
He's cooked.
He's done.
Oh!
Brother!
Brother, you look good!
Brother, you look good!
Looks safe to me.
I know, bro.
Looks safe to me.
I know, bro.
I have eyes.
Go ahead.
Go to Subarabha.
Come here, boy.
Got a little toy for you.
It's just a bad dream.
Hey, Chewy!
It's just Chewy.
With the Five Gifted.
Do it!
Yo appreciate the fire to it. Oh
His eyes are gone
And he can head over down to the survivors blood make this a clip
I'm making a clap for five gifted bro. I'm not man. Hold on. I'm not making a clap for any amount of gifted
Let's fucking clarify that
All right
Come on it. Oh, we gotta talk to this me
Elevated pulse rates body temperature rising wait. He has a price
We detect infection when there aren't enough visible symptoms give it a try
You try my name is Turkey
It's just chewy thank you for the 20
Hey, I'm not sick. Hey, I'm not making it clap for anyone gifted bro. Oh man. Stop playing
with me nigga. I don't have a price. I do not have a price bro. Shake some ass. Bro
Do you know like you have one of the most iconic gif tits in twitch history, bro
There's some niggas in here. I don't know the reference. They're just confused right now. Wait, is it what's he gonna do? Yo Paul bear
They put a five get this subs
That'd be five
Thanks mom bear and chewy appreciate you the Tony gifted
Yeah, that was a crazy era, bro
Niggas is obsessed with turbulence.
Oh, shit.
Temps are high.
Temps are high. That's not good.
Temps are high.
Elevated pulse.
She got stance. She got hell of a shit wrong with her.
And she got red knees.
How come everybody shows up with red knees?
We're gonna send her to quarantine.
she got three things wrong with her turbulence era with a wild time to be alive
those are simple time though shut the fuck up Georgie
all right I got a couple problems with you one is your pulse
okay Sue is your obesity
God, your knees man, you have to wear a long sleeve shirt, she's just ironic, look, look,
look, I'm just saying like, if we invite all the fat niggas inside, we're gonna be
go on rations that's just the facts
oh his eyes are fucked too
that's just the facts bro we're not the Santa Quarantine self-hate of dudes
that's not self-hate bro get the fuck out the way
I was helping others out there oh I'm an idiot oh I'm an idiot
I don't know bro like what do I send you cuz we can't send everybody into the shit when
She's probably elevated pulse elevated temp to
She might be good bro, we're gonna send her to quarantine quarantine's full now
160 p.m. Was she sprinting all right, we basically have to send these guys into the survival
Oh boy
Okay, so we got bruises
And we got red eyes. I think the red eyes is just like
Look, but she only got two things hold on now
You better not man and your pulse is off the fucking chain Jesus you're gonna die. I'm so sorry
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Just go die
Yeah, you
Don't make me wait.
Okay.
Another fat guy.
I don't know why his temps are good.
His eyes are good.
He got no cuts.
Huh?
He's perfect.
You are in a quarantine zone.
He's perfect.
Wait for your turn.
Remove your mask.
And on the glasses and gloves.
Mm.
Thank you for at least yelling at me.
God.
What's your day been like?
Oh, man.
She got the shits.
She got the freckles.
And she got the little light bruises.
But we're going to have to take the risk
to send you to the survivors.
much so crazy we just let you in who's on that or we have to liquidate her bro
and you know I'm a humanitarian at the end of the day bro you know I'm a good
fucking guy hi Georgie see you tomorrow
Honestly.
Alright, we should have a good amount of money now.
Bro, barely check turn.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What am I gonna do?
Alright, check.
Okay, zombie apocalypse time.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble, I'm in trouble.
Reload!
Bro, I shouldn't have switched weapons, man!
This is the only good weapon!
Oh, no, no, no, no, I think I'll lose here.
come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on get back
bro this is too stressful though
Oh wave two
What the fuck is it taking so long to reload for?
DEEEEEEL!
It's crazy just how much I have to do by myself, you know?
It's not easy being a...a warden.
I'll make sure everybody gets fed and don't even worry about it base mode
All right, so can't change we can we supply
We got a max
You know how to resupply. Keep the food coming, or everything goes to hell, but the food supply isn't the only thing you can find.
Mad kids.
Loan.
Oh, no, not upgrades.
I'm charming. You gotta go down here. Met clinic. Resupply.
One, two.
No, we can't run any money.
It should be good, right?
Make it for today three shit. Okay, boom. All right
Okay, all I gotta do is manage the money, bro at the end of the day. I just kind of manage the money
Yo, Iba think about a 10 month reset. I'll go back to the agency, bro
Come on down come on down
You coughing game, I know your tips are
Yeah, they are
40 degrees 130 bps, let's go boom boom
Just look at your eyes. Yeah, bro. I don't know what to say
We're gonna have to go to quarantine real quick to make sure this shit's clear
Yeah, you might have to get liquidated again you got way too many symptoms, bro
Like it really does get to a point you wait right in fact
No point bro take yourself to the chambers
Yeah, did you just add
It's yo she is 42 degrees Celsius you gotta be kidding me, bro
Her temp got higher and what is her pose?
And I'm sorry you gotta go
Yeah, I'm a month. Hey, I'm sorry
Okay, I
I'm sure we shut the fuck up it
120 125 40 degrees
Shit her shirt her pulse is still elevated
She got the same shits
She got the same problem bro
We might liquidate her bro. Thanks
I'm sorry, bro. We got a lot to new people trying to come in you haven't gotten any better. I don't know what you expect from me
Don't tell me you're too chopped, bro. We're illicitly, bro
No way as hard as beating that fast. He's out of here 37 degrees 180
Yeah, he's got an additional shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. We gotta go man. Yeah here
No, yeah, I'll show you the way. Yeah, just do this door
I'm gonna go straight through this door and take a right where you see the building there with the smoke
Yeah
Red eyes.
Hold on, hold on, shit.
Red eyes, 43 degrees.
There's really all he has.
We're gonna take you to quarantine.
He might be fine.
I think he might be able to recover.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'll be the judge of that.
Be there, meme.
Don't bother checking.
There's nothing vulnerable left.
She's getting some of the steal from her or something?
Why does she say that?
Yeah, no temp issues, no pulse issues.
All you have is some freckles, the yellow eyes,
skin cuts. Let's take you to quarantine, ma'am. Yeah, not yet. Okay, we only got one more spot
in quarantine and four more people to say goodbye. I'm glad to take the risk on this guy right here.
fuck that means you gotta have a high 10 37 degrees 80 pulls
hey chat we're gonna take the risk on this guy we're gonna take the risk on this guy we can't
take the risk on him real estate this is reckless it's three things wrong with him we can't send
man when ready when it's red eyes a direct kill say you swear though who told
you that
the irises of the eyes and infected individuals become complete registered
excessive damage to blood vessels.
Mr. Toro said that I bet I'm gonna have to go in there and kill.
Oh, no. Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't.
Hey, hey, you can't go in there.
Stop him. Stop. No, no. Oh, no.
Someone shoot.
Where are you going bro?
He immediately starts smoking, unbelievable.
Okay.
Well, what do I do chat?
What do I do?
He's back here.
Fuck man.
He's gonna be the reason everybody dies.
If I accident.
Where's your pistol?
I don't have one.
Thanks, survivor.
I got this this is my only gun
Well, she looks like she's 12 and 80 at the same time I bet she's sick to
182 you gotta be kidding me, bro
She got bruises on her face
She got some bruises
you know what bro we take a risk on people like her she seemed like a good
lad on in oh shit oh shit a heart rate monitor is required for measurement a
Rapid pulse is a sign of new late-stage infection.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
They're cooked in there.
I just let in two scoundrels.
You are in a quarantine zone.
Stay calm and wait for your...
So sorry for the trouble.
Please just let me pass.
No, we gotta test you out first, buddy.
Oh, thank God. Okay, so he don't have none of that. He's got the yellow eyes.
Yeah, he's good, Chad. We're gonna let him in.
We're gonna let him in, bro.
Hold on now, he got mousses!
There's no way they're arriving at luck.
There's just no chance.
At this point, that's the quarantine.
Oh yeah, I'm just gonna do your talk-off.
Yeah, that's right.
133 43.
Fuck me, man.
I don't know if we should let her through bro.
I'm gonna just put her in quarantine for now and that, that nigga's cooked in there.
They are a fucking cook.
We're gonna, hey man, that nigga's gonna be sick.
I'm sorry man.
I didn't do my job today, but I gotta take responsibility right at the end of the day.
This is just something to leave to here, you know?
I'm supposed to keep everybody safe and if I can't do that, then what good am I?
I'm about to wake up and that survivor's block is gonna be... dead.
Five people died.
Seven people died?
Damn it. Generators killed.
Told you it's not their old deal. They got the deal.
Refill the tank and bring the power back online.
Yo, Grandfather Bobby, appreciate you with that motherfucking 5 gift of subs.
W5, that's a massacre.
Say the magic word, let there be light, and throw the switch, and a move on.
Uh, let's go churning the fucking thing on, bro.
Why he churning- I'm not speedrunning!
I was dead minutes to the live. He's sick for sure. I know he's good
He's good yo Bobby would another five gifted
Hold on Bobby
Appreciate that
more pressure don't let any straw break the camel back
time to upgrade our base first upgrade I can't upgrade to level two bro
I can't I'm fucking clicking B bro
open up open the upgrades having your tablet tablet
Distribution, upgrades.
Oh, okay. I can't upgrade this.
Return to base mode. Base mode.
Okay, upgrades.
Are they trying to piss me off? I can't fucking afford that.
I can't fucking afford it, bro. They're not giving me a fucking option.
I can, but I have $100 left after, and it takes $500 for maintenance, essentially, so
if I have a bad day, the one's over.
This is what happened last time. They're not letting... they're forcing me to buy this
buy this upgrade I have $100 come on gang I essentially have to be flawless
today if I'm not flawless today it's you know what you're fucking you're so
Oh, fucking ugly.
Identification verified.
Quarantine status stable.
No clue.
I was helping others out there.
Look, no mice.
41 degree, all right, bro.
You got red eyes and 43 degrees.
I don't know what you expect me to do, bro,
but you're done getting it.
Go ahead and liquidate yourself, bro.
It's you! Thomas, it's you!
Can't what? What you can't do?
She got the freckles still she got the oh no yellow eyes. I mean she's getting better, right?
I'm gonna go ahead and send her into the survivors block. We only got one person in there. What's the worst that can happen?
What's the worst that can fucking happen, bro, come on out still coffee, huh?
No, I don't give a fuck
130
43 degrees
Nothing has gotten better on her chat
High temp thermometer an extremely high temperature terminal fever is a symptom of infection
Kill her but look at her though, bro
That's her only flaw. She get ass
No bruises nothing. I
Thought we got to keep her
Really? God, make it trippy, game.
It's like, God, make it trippy, game!
Okay, good, your temps are good, your temps are good, your temps are good.
You got a little skein cuts, that's it.
Oh, wow. That's it.
Go on, take yourself to the survivors block, madame.
no it's it's pretty high a lot of niggas dying here you pick up the hammer
see this it's usually used to test
shut up george
36 degrees 100
Hey buddy, you might be fucking flawless, come here.
Huh?
He's perfect.
He's perfect.
Go on in, man.
It's snowing.
It's not immense.
He's perfect. Go on in man.
Okay. Yo, you are the devil. You are the devil.
Oh
She got his red eyes dead ass. Oh
she got his red eyes, bro, and
She did have the opposite hand shit
Cross reflex
Reflex yeah, I mean that's all she got though. What do we do with her?
I mean, let's give her a chance.
I'm kidding there.
Please!
What?
Come on, bro.
You can't be that ruthless at the end of the day, man.
You gotta have a heart.
You have to believe me.
Oh, God.
You have to believe me.
No, I don't, bitch.
Your eyes are red.
You got scratches all over your face.
You have a fucking bite mark.
You're putt- just die.
You have to believe me.
You have to believe me.
You have to believe me.
No, I don't, bitch.
Your eyes are red.
You got scratches all over your face.
You have a fucking bite mark.
was that what it was bite mark skin cuts red eyes
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Yeah, I- I don't know, ma'am.
We got, like, two people in the fucking, uh...
I can't.
Can what?
Did she have freckles bro?
Nah, she just has dirt on her fucking face. Nah, that's freckles
Skin cuts freckles yellow eyes
Skin cut
Freckles yellow eyes we send that bitch to the quarantine zone
whole base gonna be dead bro look it might get up bitch yeah you better move
over nigga ha ha you got the cross shit you got the cross shit
Nah, she's good though.
She got skin cut from the cross shit, realistically.
That's all it is.
That's all it is, man.
That's all it is.
She's cross eyed.
Come on, man.
She's good, bro.
I trust her.
I trust her.
Yeah, nah, you are.
Facts.
You're gonna have to owe me later.
How you gonna pay?
Ha, ha!
Come on.
All right, lock in.
I'm over here.
Hey, ha ha!
Come on!
Alright, lock in. I'm already. Come on.
Please, I've lost too much already.
Yeah, I'll make you turn back now.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Hey man.
Hey.
Hey.
A, A, A, A, A, A, go send you to that spot, though.
Just know you're on the verge of death right now, bro.
You're fat!
What you think oh shit, oh we're about to find out right now if we lose if the runs over
No way I lose again at this day. There's just no chance. I can't be I would literally be
the worst player to game of the whole time. Please bro, please
Day three just fucked us, bro. It was a bad day three day for actually you look pretty
Good
Wait, are we alive wait
Nora was infected
No.
No.
We don't have no fucking money nigga.
You're alright, you got any new tools?
Hey, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
No, no tools gang?
Alright.
Let's go check in with the niggas at the-
WHOA WHOA SHE'S TICKING THE FINGEROBAT!
You're dead!
Please! Please!
My name is dead!
37, 38, 39, 40...
40 degrees, huh?
Yikes.
That means you have a brand new illness. That means you gotta take yourself to the spot!
You're staring me.
It's all gonna be over really soon.
So tired.
Still, huh?
Okay, not bad.
Freckle's still there.
Skin cut's still there.
She will have to die, don't realistically check.
She gonna have to die she gonna have to die. She gonna have to die. I'm gonna kill first
I don't give a fuck. I'd rather kill more than let let in the wrong person, bro. I'd rather kill more
Don't care
He might be good bro. He's got the little eyes and shit in the skin cuts
You know, we're gonna actually just throw this nigga in the block. We only got one person in there. You good, bro
Oh crazy, man
yellow eyes 150 BPS
you know you she got the reverse shits
and head into that quarantine for me please my heart kill her yeah I'd be
killing this for anything
You have to believe me I
Don't
So look
Please be okay
He is okay in that department. He is okay in that department
But he got hella skin cuts you got the freckles and he got what is that the conjecture?
that's yellow eyes bro it's gonna make me scroll every time though like I'm just
gonna kill him
No, I can't kill him right close to the safety
Bitch
Okay
He just did that. I don't you take it off. Maybe
Can you take it off, bro?
His hands now I see his hands, but ain't nothing wrong with his hands though
Ain't nothing wrong with the nigga hands though
But he did do the reverse shits
Oh the reverse shit is a red. I mean they gotta go. I understand it now, bro. Yo, baby
Oh, we said we'll get back to the agency
All right, look what we have here
I was all too much 140 BPS
43 degrees you're cooked
You're cooked man, you got the skin cuts what else you got
morbid obesity got you got you got you got you and you got that slack job go
ahead get yourself out of here my heart yeah it's all gonna be over don't
even worry about it you can say iced spice all right you're good in that
department aggressive but she did has
nothing wrong with her aside from fact
that she's aggressive bro but she's
good though realistically I trust her
I trust with my heart nothing's gonna go
wrong man
Well you gotta think though chat if you if we we can't liquidate everybody bro 37
degrees man I hate to see it bro I really do I was hoping I was hoping not
you you know so you aggressive huh you wanted any time and you got them eyes
man you got them eyes but I'm gonna go ahead throw you into that quarantine my
I was healthy yesterday just check again. Oh, whoa, that's bad you shouldn't have told me that
There's three more
Stupid bitch
Oh buddy
Man
39 degrees, conjective eyes, oh buddy, oh buddy, you got bruises, you got, come on man, come
on man.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Why the fuck are you doing this?
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, alright.
So, one of these guys got to go, bro, realistically, but she's gonna be, hey man, I'm not sure
how to tell you this, but you're gonna have to die.
Your eyes look good, your face looks good, you got some skin cuts.
It's okay.
Not a big deal.
Temps are good.
Here.
Brother, you're good.
Oh my god, we finally have somebody that's good.
Thank god!
I won't forget this kindness.
Man, this last one, I think we did pretty good today.
Thank you for at least not yelling at me.
cuts please please please please please please please please please yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
you're not fully checking them
there's a button with calf
No, no, no, no, that's not true you're lying
Am I ready to evacuate these guys out?
Everyone has a role to play.
Survivors cannot stay at a checkpoint forever.
The science division and the military need all the help they can get.
Select survivors to go to the science division to gain more research points.
Select survivors to go to the military for extra cash.
Remember your quota.
If you don't have enough survivors to send out an evacuation, you are jeopardizing the
overall mission.
All right.
Yes! Appreciate you with the five gift subs, W5 gifts.
I'm learning, Jack.
I'm learning.
Oh my God.
I need a test to leave the zone
without authorization.
Roll results in a immediate consequences.
We're gonna send all five of those,
I give my thousand dollars, and that's worth a bro.
That's worth a bro.
That's worth a bro.
Jazz, appreciate you for that five gifting.
Congrats on your first feedback, buddy.
Hope it went smoothly.
Yeah, it definitely did.
There's no way I could have fucked that up.
Come on, talk to me.
Am I rich?
One survivor got killed.
It's OK, man.
That's collateral damage.
Let's go, baby.
We may hella brag that day.
Zero deaths in the block, let's fucking go, let's fucking go!
Where is he?
Come see me! Oh, oh, oh, oh, come see me!
They shut the fuck up and suck this big thing!
Food needed today.
Oh, damn.
We got to go to, we need food today, then we sure go to the canteen section, resupply.
And you know, how much food do we need?
Eight?
We'll have to purchase eight.
Oh, we need zero today.
I'm just wasting money.
All right, all right.
Yeah, I'm not going outside.
I'm good at every game except this game I feel like.
Woo!
What the fuck?!
She's talking to me with a reason.
Oh yeah.
George, why do you got this one in your closet, George?
All right.
Come here.
What's helping others out there?
Look, no whites.
Little print, though, so I'll be honest.
Absent reflex.
I don't know how I feel about letting, you know, little dick man into our base.
I just, you know, I'm a little undecided on that chat, I'll be honest.
Let's go check his batots, maybe.
No glutes dude. Nothing huh? What are you good for bud?
Nothing. Really? Nice nips.
Okay. And you got the yellow eyes man.
Alright.
Green skin? What the fuck is that?
The red bruise?
What the fuck?
You know why I'm gonna act check his back? Oh you want to see his legs? Yeah. Yeah. What else you
want to see toes? You want to see some toes? Look at them toes. Yeah. Ask you. Get you some
toe my boy. Get you some toes. Let me check your heels. Need a pedicure man. We got some inside
bro. Make sure you tap in once you get into the survivors block.
I
Get I understand how it works now really the elevator pulse is the only thing I'm a little worried about bro
We'll go ahead send him to the survivors block. I trust him on my life
Still
Damn temps went up oh temps been up
No.. no.. no.. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
10 to 43 you know what that means bro
I'm sOrrry I know how to play the game now instead, you're die
I don't give a fuck about your kids let's see what these look like
okay not bad okay not bad yeah she's good I think she's good to go man you
could uh head on inside the base
come on man
what happens you find something well what you do to me you will probably kill
you that's what I'm thinking first most likely you know death okay not bad not
bad not bad not bad dude not bad not bad you're packing a little bit 106 I
I don't look man. I'll be honest. You haven't made much progress
At all actually it's very very concerning. Let's go ahead. Look at you
All right, come on in bro. He's good. Oh, he's not
37 38 39 40 41 42
42 189 for 190 42 come on now what else you got you got skin cuts I bet you do I
bet you do have some fucking skin cuts all right let's take a look just for
fun okay just so we can practice and we can get good at it you know
nice nice nice huh she got some fucking
works on her back yeah what is that what
is that I never seen that before is
that the process I don't think in the
process I mean she's dying realistically
just go ahead kill yourself you're right
Alright, that's the attitude.
You don't need to check me.
Just look at my eyes.
I'm fine.
Your eyes are not fine, they're yellow.
Yellow eyes, absent reflex.
Okay, and let's take a look at what we have here.
Let's take a look at what we have here.
Oh, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
I'm getting pretty good at this, Jack.
Oh, we got some bruises back there.
Ooh!
Brother's been in some fights!
Nah!
Nah!
Who fucked you up?
You've been in some fights.
Consistently trashed.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, come on, let's, let's, let's, let's uh, bruise this.
I mean, I wasn't a rad bruise, was it?
Let's laugh some people to get new systems.
I'm not the lightjack. He's good.
Yeah you are. He's good bro. He only had the green shit bro. He's good.
Bitch, do you have a... Alright now.
Okay, temps are good hammer
Good
Scanner did she's literally like if I scan her and she's clean
Bro, she is literally in perfect condition. She's gonna be a star citizen for us
What an invasion of this well the TSA probably feels like every day, huh? She's perfect, bro, huh?
She got no problems?
Well, she's not in horrible shape. You know, she don't got nothing crazy.
She'll got nothing crazy just the freckles
37 38 no no no 40 degrees
40 degrees and freckles
Well freckles don't really need much
All right bring your hands down she actually might be good bro the only
days going there's wrong with her is the elevator temp she did has might be good
bro last nigga the quarantine is an empty bro
all right he's aggressive he's an aggressive one he's an aggressive one
you got yellow eyes you got 38 39 40 oh no no no no no
yellow eyes skin cuts aggressive reflex 40 degrees
Geez.
He's going on, man, unfortunately.
You gotta go.
You outta here, my boy.
It's very nice, it's letting me live.
Uh-uh.
Don't speak too soon, my boy.
Why, this is job right here is like...
Tell you bros, not easy, man, just killing everybody?
Well, last time I was letting everybody in, how did that go for me, nigga?
I'll either kill the extra person that let him kill everybody else.
Please, please, please, please.
I'm missing effected.
Okay, is this not like the worst run of all time?
You know, like, have I done anything successfully, bro?
We have stumbled our way into day seven by accident.
None of it as a result of a singular good decision, bro.
I have made a series of consecutively bad decisions over and over and over again, bro.
This is insane.
You're not scaring the bodies fully?
New directives are not available. Check the bullets for them to be human.
Lazarus, we have intel on a man named Solomon who claims he survived three infections,
but our records list him as dead for five years. If he shows up, send him straight to quarantine.
$1,000 bounty.
He's making survivors
Let's go see what she's on right now
Always the kids man why we always using the kids for your own personal benefit
She looks good, and it's just a freckles really
No, it's the fucking temps, man. No, no, no! Same as yesterday. We're gonna keep her in here.
We're gonna keep her in there. She's pale?
She's pale?
Check her left back arm fully and she's pale
Well
Me so we got inspect the survivors, I didn't realize that was a thing that we have to do
Yo
Good super good
He's really good.
I mean, he's smoking, though.
I'm not sure if that's all that healthy for him, but I'm not one of those in my voice.
He's good.
I mean, what the fuck am I supposed to check?
Anybody else alive?
You don't only need a life!
Top to bottom left to right
Boy
All right, let go of me bro, please
Can I get a clear-cut case?
Rose weren't pink underwear
But I'm not one to judge bro, do you, man?
Please nothing.
Thank the Lord.
Please.
Yes!
Mr. Flawless Brother Man!
Go on ahead bro, we needed one like that.
The mother of that shifty look in his eyes.
Oh, oh, I've seen this before.
Ten bucks says he's got contraband in that backpack.
Can I just go?
Agnes, survivors carry luggage?
Which make it seem contraband is spent at the table for prohibited items,
personal items, and food for permitted weapons or not.
Zombie parts are a bio-adj, or anyone carrying them must be treated as infected.
Yeah, he's good so far. I'm gonna check his bag and shit in a sec. Oh, what is it? Oh, that's the mark for me
Hey, this nigga's fucking amazing so far, I mean we've I had to come we're gonna check his bag in a second
Hey, bro, I'm not sure what to say man. You're in great shape
Let's go!
Hey man, why you got this wiener right here?
Nah, that's top, that's top, that's top, that's top.
Now no judgment though, bro. Look, appreciate the weapons and shit like that. Go ahead into survivor's block.
Thanks.
I
About say where you going champ?
What is that it's not let's say
Take that
What is this chat?
Contribute and see collectible sounds to take it a yoink yoink
oh my god you just barely off bro I love that for you yes yes yo this is the best
day we've had so far this is a whole bunch of healthy things coming through
man how come we can see through a tank top but not underwear
Oh, you was hiding the eyes, gang.
You was hiding the eyes, gang.
You almost got me, man.
You almost got me.
Go that way.
There you go.
Don't make me wait remember Solomon. Yeah
Everybody has backpacks all of a sudden you got freckles and shit
We'll take that there's a ammo take that
How about this?
Well, that's the best shit you get out of it.
Alright, now look, don't get weirded out.
I'm going to have to hit you with a hammer.
I'm going to have to check you out.
Just to make sure you have no funny stuff.
What would you call this nasty bruise?
in the crosses. Damn, bitch, you look so good for a second, but you got in the crosses.
Can't take the risk. Liquid it, please. Thank you for the weapon.
the bruise. What are you doing? Is this really necessary? Yeah, it is. Don't ask me what's
necessary, bitch. Who just got gunned down? Yo, did she just get gunned down? Bro, what the fuck?
He's good. He's so good. All he got is freckles. All he got is freckles, bro.
She was a sif. I don't know what to say, bro. I
Don't know what to say
That was normal bruises I asked the chat this you have necrosis. They might say yes
So maybe we're all slow. Oh, he got the opposite shit
Man
No
40 degrees 160 pulse
opposite shit 40 degrees 160 pulse skin cuts you got some skin cuts
Who?
Who?
Hey, Nick, is that a thong?
Who?
Bro, you got a thong on?
Hey!
Nah, this Nick is a freak. Nah, he's different.
He can't have a thong, no he can't have a thong, fuck.
Okay, skin cuts, he got three shits, no matter what, you can go ahead and lick me and dig
yourself from your gingo.
The thong equals good, now he's dying.
Look, ah, the most scuff front of all time, look I don't know if we're gonna wake up and
it's all over I'm not sure I genuinely do not know he was infected that we got
that right
Where the tools?
Oh, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Locking, locking, everybody locking, spam locking, spam locking, spam locking.
Oh my god.
Oh, this gun is way better.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
Shoot!
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
Aw yeah, this is super satisfying.
Mowing these fucking zombies down!
Oh shit.
Okay. Reload it. Oh my God. Oh, we're in trouble.
Please, please, please.
Am I tripping or was that like mad hard?
Am I tripping or was that mad hard?
Am I tripping?
Prevent breach.
Am I tripping?
Oh, why didn't realize I have bombs?
Why didn't realize I have bombs, chef?
Oh, I didn't realize I had this stuff, bro.
Okay, hold on, watch this.
Yeah! Yeah!
You see that?
It was a nigger on a wall. I hit him keeping.
Okay, let's highlight these guys man real quick.
Okay, see I didn't know about this tech, I got tech.
I got airstrikes and rockets and bombs, all type of shit. Let's go.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Boom!
I'm like that, I'm like that.
I learned how to play this shit now, let's go.
I learned how to play this shit, bro.
I didn't realize I had all that shit on my disposal, man.
I didn't know I had all that bombs and stuff.
Cause they got, they got,
it looked like they dropped juggernauts on me right there.
Once the survivor died, that's fine.
At the end of the day, we call that collateral damage in war.
We call that collateral damage in war.
Hold on a second.
Am I actually getting good at the game?
Jackass wrote dirty calls under this wall.
Find out who they're talking about.
Track down these artists.
I ain't seen nobody named, uh, uh?
Survivors have reported that someone unintentionally
that zombies into the last safe zone.
He was beaten severely before escaping.
We believe he will attempt to gain access to this base, do not let him.
Wanted, bruised face.
Reported some of the detection to let zombies into their last save zone.
Alright, I just gotta kill a nigga with bruise on his face.
Huh?
Is he eating the mix?
Huh?
Hey!
The fat bitch!
Oh, no.
Who are you?
That's not a real gun.
That symptom's not in our database.
Fresh mutation.
deja vu.
Ugh.
Pandemics never change.
Oh, god, chickenpox.
Exciting.
Time to add it to the symptom chart.
Hmm.
come on gang, bro nests in, what a thong, what's going on with you man, come on man,
alright, real listening bro, you're good
We have to write symptom on the list.
Now switch over to the distribution.
There's a lot we don't understand about the disease.
But scientific research can give us some clues.
Data for the lab.
So we sent him to the lab. Okay, we got the lab unlocked.
I'm really sorry.
So we can't, we can't!
I'm right.
Like, Breeze would knock him over.
George, shut up!
Maybe his sacrifice will actually help keep others alive somehow.
Analyze the unknown symptom in the laboratory?
Huh?
Extract the target organ highlighted in green.
Destroy the organs highlighted in yellow that are blocking the way to the target.
Do not destroy the organs highlighted in red.
Just fucking easy enough.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Destroy Orange.
Can I do that right?
Place extractor organ in the sample creator.
Place the created sample in the analyzer.
Huh?
What the fuck is that?
I killed him.
Oh man, next one, you know?
No, no, we're gonna bounce back in the next one though, Chad, for sure, for sure, for
sure.
I feel like I'm just skimming and then like...
What do I do with her?
You bitch, you motherfucker!
fucker
How do I shoot her I don't have a gun
You didn't get the organ
I have to get in there!
Handle on the side.
I'm confused. Take. Nice.
Ooh, you know what? I didn't really do much exploring.
So there's a bunch of stuff that on the left,
you're supposed to laser that part.
So when you guys say on the left, you mean over here?
Analyze?
Nothing to analyze.
Right there.
I mean, just, oh.
I
You know the fuck the debt to do
I just wait
Okay, cool. All right, let's see if we can um
Let's see if we can make some upgrades chat. What's what's like some valuable upgrades that we can make maybe to the laboratory
$40,000 what the fuck maybe to quarantine capacity for four people
my business metal detectors alerts if metal is detected in baggage take a
sample
What should I upgrade?
No symptoms Vam
But it's not good
The metal detectors is invaluable
How do I I can't send nobody to quarantine bro
You can trust me. I'm healthy. I'm healthy. All right, undress.
Damn, what is that? Is that pale skin? Bix, do you have pale skin?
You got some ass on it.
Oh, that's pretty sure.
Yeah, she's good.
She's good.
Do you start to do all of this if you know she's fried?
Skin cuts.
Oh
Pale skin skin cuts
Red eyes
Wants you knees clean it. Oh, what's that mean?
Why can't I click that?
Wooo!
There's a zombie in it.
I don't understand, bro.
This game is deep as- whoa, oh.
You have to be fucking kidding me.
I just keep enjoying them
What is that shut up shut the fuck up
Bro got the bruises skin cuts bruises
Red eyes
green skin skin cuts bruises you got everything man you are like a first
ballot hall of favor in the liquidation section money good don't know what to
say bro get out of here any survivors yeah thanks for the weapons and shit
No, you're prejudiced.
Survivor sent to liquidation?
You guys told me the red shit is a liquidate.
What do you mean he's a survivor? He had two red shits.
Go watch what happens to them.
Yo!
close dorm
right
for sure for sure
looks like I have this
huge
what's the point of wearing this though
Yo, Chewie! Appreciate if I get this.
Oh, my God!
W gets in the chat, man.
Oh, man.
He got a lot of shits.
He got bruises.
He got red bruises.
He got skin cuts, I guess.
Does he have negrosis?
I
Think I'm to the lab
You're a bite mark well fucking at least we didn't put send him to the block. I wish you know bro the most poverty run
Shut up shut up shut up shut up
All right, you got a little skin cuts cool eat that cool
Right mark same
Yo, they ate you all bitch
Yeah, she's fine
How did she get out of that she got bit like 10 times say goodbye
Yeah, there's no new survivors
There's no new survivors bro
What is this?
There's not a zombie part, is it?
Right, I say goodbye.
one hundred ninety-two pulses but man is one ninety-two pulse
bite marks guy you say fucking goodbye bro red eyes
Night Marks.
Take care of that for me, man.
Don't say anything.
Just solid the guards.
I don't know what whoever these niggas are that came today.
Basically.
Wow.
Wow
But I wasn't a zombie part I was just me verge
Skin cuts a lot of skin cuts
Roses and shit
Right my son. Sorry, oh
Making it hard for me, man.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You
My doodle
Alright, then it's your head.
Okay, watch this.
Did I do it?
If you experience any symptoms, report to the staff immediately.
If you experience any symptoms, report to the staff immediately.
She's dead?
Is he not supposed to die?
Oh, I thought we were just killing niggas in here!
He's supposed to survive?
Well shit, I don't know what to say man.
We're here for science, man. Science take priority, gang.
Fuck.
Okay, well, we tried.
Yo, how do I check?
How do I clean the fucking corn-t-zone?
uh oh we go this way let me go this way
here oh yeah
yeah that's what i'm talking about that's what the fuck i'm talking about yeah
All right, and let's make sure that
Make it
Make it to day one, let's go ahead buy one boom power
Through me today. We got ten fuel the generator
We need to get them you got food in the cantees beds and ten we got one sick
Let's go. We're good
What do we need now we completed that
Oh, we go to sleep. I'm sure but I forgot that I'm gonna work a haul it when it comes to it at the end of the day, bro
I love hustle. I love to grind man
Where's the cat?
The RX to prime appreciate it
Check on the stick one? How you do that?
The panel tells us we took things out of people's bags, purchases, maintenance.
Oh my god, we finally had a flawless, oh, almost flawless day.
No decks on the block.
I know you're up. There's a new symptom. Go see Georgie. Help me.
New symptom? It's Tomorrow's Extraction Day.
New directives are now available. Check the bullet is boarded immediately.
Brotherhood, if someone carries a police baton, do not confiscate it.
It belongs to an officer who died saving civilians and they're taking it to his
family. We don't touch the belongings of the fallen.
Target. Contribute item not confiscated.
Okay. Roger that, 10-4.
Hey buddy. You're looking kinda rough. Didn't sleep, huh?
Ugh, can't blame you. I pretty much forgot I went a good night's sleep feels like myself.
I keep waking up like I can't catch my breath.
Turns out you can spot the infection the same way.
breathing. Listen closely to how a person breathing slacks. Figure out quick if they're
sick. Use the stethoscope.
Virus can cause respiratory problems. Use the stethoscope to check survivor's breathing
for irregularities. High amplitude waves or telltale sign of infection. If no signs of
illness are detected, the black zone will appear.
Have fun and remember if you hear something that doesn't sound right don't over think it
Send the survivor to the lab watch that you want to take a closer look at the symptom there
Don't take me away
Hey bud
Did that just keep me in yesterday but yeah about what keep me in yesterday
Shut the fuck up nigga, I didn't ask much of your kids to make it in yesterday.
Did I ask?
Let me check your back bro.
Pissing me off.
Nice glutes.
Is he good?
I don't know what the fuck I just witnessed, bro.
Is he good?
Send him to the lab?
Already?
Oh, that breath in my ear.
Some people like that.
Some people are a bit of a derri-fan of that.
No, you don't want I'm not gonna lie. You about to be the survivor. Oh, let me jump. Okay. All right
Yes, let's be professional
Let's
Lock in and do our jobs
To make sure everybody stays safe. Let's make sure everybody stays safe
Okay
Oh fuck is wrong with you. I should have fucking said this bitch to the fucking lab
all type of skin cuts
no actually hey hey sweetheart say goodbye like I don't know you get us
have like alien eyes
yellow eyes you got bruises and she got some rare bruises check the lunch from
the back to huh talking about game so what you mean check the lawn from the
back bro you mean her that gotta be a red bruise bro and red bruises I'm not
mistaken that's a killable offense that was not we might as well send her into
quarantine give her a shot you know like this is see like we haven't used
Quarantine in a while
Yeah, come on check the breathing from the back
Yeah, you can't be serious, bro
Joe nigga you are
And you weren't a thong nah, you're bold money. You're very bold, bro. Oh, it's not even a thong
nigga you got the necrosis in the in the red eyes
say goodbye bro
no you worry buddy show you got the baton bro talk to me no you're a reader
You like books your book guy, huh?
Love that for you
Nice, okay, so you're clean. Let's go ahead hammer you up nice. Let's go ahead see your temps
39 degrees that's not good
The back!
Check the back!
Well, I mean we already sent somebody to the lab.
I mean, I get it, come on. It's not like there's a dark demon inside of him, bro.
I can't allow this to get... I can't.
Oh, he was good.
Shut up.
There you go.
Okay.
Alright.
Doki, let's go. You're in great shape.
Not like literally, more...
metaphorically. Fuck, man.
Right as I said something.
Uh, skin cuts?
What the fuck is on her face?
Go to the lab?
I gotta send her to the lab. That's some new shit.
What?
Ah, I'm out of fuel.
I'm being cheap.
Go clear the lab every time you send one.
Oh, so we can keep plenty of people in there.
Genius.
All right, let me out.
We good.
Okay, power wise, we're good, mech kits wise, we're good, provisions wise, we're good,
survivors wise, we're good.
We'll go lab again?
No.
I didn't realize.
These guys are always yapping, man. Can you guys get the fucking work, please?
Jesus, bro.
Ironic.
Oh, I think I got it.
Here we go.
Let me eat.
I think I did it.
What's supposed to happen? Now I get this vial.
There you go, I just have a bad luck or something like that.
No symptoms found.
Oh lord have mercy.
Lord have mercy bro.
Like I'm doing everything in this bitch.
Like it's exhausting bro.
I gotta go to the lab.
Go ahead man.
Go to that laboratory.
We're checking out her in a little bit.
Just supposed to do- the time, the time, the time, the time.
Alright, okay, how you feeling today, good?
Well, your pulse looks good.
Let's hammer you up.
Let's check you out.
clear clean. What is that? No, it's nothing. You guys, you guys, you guys, you guys.
Champagne again. I was a mole. I was a mole. I was a mole. I was a mole. Okay. I'm locked.
I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked. I'm locked. Is she fucking perfect,
Oh, she's fucking perfect.
We need to fill up that survivor's block, boss, our last day.
Yo, how do I, uh, how do I upgrade my equipment and shit, chat?
How do I upgrade him? It's not B. It's not the base.
He might be the tablet. Upgrades.
Ooh, okay. Hold on. Let's cook up.
Upgrades are purchased, okay.
Increase in standard detection radius.
Allow scanner to see through blood and mud
Boom be that
We don't have this yet. Fuck me. Okay, so soon soon soon soon soon soon soon
Is your fucking face right
Yeah, new upgrade
Bees
We got to send you to the lab. Oh good Prince
Going Ramsay, yeah watch this face red
red skin okay you got some new shit we don't know about but I'm gonna be honest
Yeah, we gotta start sending niggas to the block so thanks. Yep. No problems
We need you bro
Yeah, she's fucking fraud she's cooked I'm not sure what to say sickly breath
All right. She got that shit
Yeah, she definitely has a fever, bro. She's coughing.
Oh man, I don't know what to say. Make it easy for me. Go to 41.
39, huh? Makes it tough. 39 makes it tough, bitch.
Nah, this is way easier. Skin cuts of all degrees. Huh?
We gotta just kill her bro. It's too much risk. We gotta just kill the bitch. It's too much risk, bro.
Is this another checkpoint?
Poor inspection.
Fuck.
Don't be a baby.
Laugh her.
Hey, shut it. Don't forget tomorrow, shit.
Laugh her tomorrow?
Tomorrow we get on the same flight. That means we rise together to the airport. Don't forget, shit.
You ride again.
I'm gonna go and have my babies and sit right there, listen.
Uh-huh.
Like tomorrow. Yeah, we gotta go. Yeah. Yeah
Don't try that
Uh-huh
Yes
Correct
No, you wake me up. I'm waking you up. Okay, okay? Okay. All right, okay? Okay
Good night. Good night. Good night
Yes, trust issues
He has some trust issues. He does he does have some trust issues
Yeah
Hey, you know, we got the same fight right we got the same move we got the same fight
Right together
We're all even at the same time to get there!
I got some questions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
True.
Why are you doing it?
He's excited.
Ah!
Why you got a bitch?
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
The man says irrelevant, bro.
I don't know.
You gave it.
You gave it.
You gave it.
I gave it right there, too.
OK.
That's what we're doing.
What are you playing?
I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of,
OK.
What's the sense right here?
Quaranty.
Yeah, I'm having a prolific run right now.
OK, I just wanted to say, what's up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh?
Oh, that's my, my belt.
You sure?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got a squat and deadlifts.
Oh, good for the fun.
Yeah, yeah.
What is your, this is like, well, that's shit, man.
Nah, it's a workout belt, man.
You know what?
I'm gonna be mad at my business.
I don't care what you use it for, but how many you save?
Squat, squat.
Remember you saved them.
Yeah.
Remember you saved them.
Thank you the most important thing.
Yeah, yeah, just save them.
Hey, hey, how much you get that?
Yeah, I'm probably, you know, kidding.
Wait your place not tomorrow
All right, well let's get this fucking whoo isn't testines. Oh
Yeah
when me and you go, it's a me and you thing, right?
Yeah.
That means we gotta leave there, probably what?
Like five o'clock in the fucking morning
or some shit, right?
Yeah.
So that means we're both going, okay?
Okay?
You don't try to leave it for me.
That means the same thing for me, vice versa.
I'm not gonna leave without you, right?
Right?
So that means tomorrow, if I'm not up, you call me.
If you're not up, I'm calling you.
You understand?
Yes.
We're to, come on.
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah, I get it.
Are you sure?
Yes!
Niggas said someone give him his gummies.
Ha ha ha.
Niggas didn't even roll out.
I ain't tellin' goodnight back.
I ain't tellin' Niggas goodnight back.
Oh, look at all that fat that's around
that abdomen area, bro.
That's why I always tellin' Niggas,
bro, like you have to hit the.
What the fuck was that? Good night! Good night! Good night, bro! Good night! Good night! What? Good night! Good night! Good night, bro!
Now we got her in testines, chat. How we feel about these?
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
Delish.
Hehehehehe.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Unlock all the symptoms of the chain
and receive the following rewards.
Oh, there's levels to it.
This leads to this leads to this, brother.
Brother.
I
Success
Okay
Survivors block and as you're going this way. Hey, man, we're gonna go ahead and send you into the lab if you don't mind
Is they gonna say poor because I didn't go excellent. Okay, fine
Man
Are you sure this area is secure?
Ah, bro. It doesn't feel secure.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You been fighting with some gang.
Gang, the thong though, bro. Is that necessary?
Yo.
Bro, you were double-cheeked up. Let me tell you that.
You were double-cheeked up. He definitely has high temps.
No, he hasn't.
What is that?
Okay, so he has irregular breathing.
Is he a bag, no?
He has...
Skin cuts on his face.
Lab him.
Y'all saying that about everybody!
Poor inspection.
Whatever, bro.
He said I completed the- Oh, they killed him.
He wasn't infected?
Well, y'all saying a lab about everybody though, bro?
I've been in this lab most of the day and I feel like a scientist!
Any of your symptoms go to the lab?
I don't- I don't know, bro, I don't know!
Oh, his vocal cords?
I can shoot out his chin fat?
Lips?
I don't know if I even did the right thing, I'll be honest with you, bro.
I'm not fucking sure.
I don't think I did.
I don't- I'll be honest, I don't think I did, bro.
You don't even have that breathing type.
I didn't realize it was breathing text, Monica!
Fuck shit bitch, man. Bad luck, bro. 1 for 5. Shootin' 1 for 5 in the lab right now.
Alright. Well, luckily we got Brad. Got him.
So as long as we didn't let him infect it today... Oh, do we meet the quota?
A lurik, they have a 60-month reasonable to go back to the agency.
Infected sense of quarantine
Oh, we did good
We did good we did really good
Evacuation to get their asses here we get the good stuff. We've got the cage
Cage evacuation date chat
Huh?
I could have sworn it was somebody in there, where's the cage?
Whatever it is, it sounds fun.
Attention, evacuation convoy arriving today.
Intel says someone is hiding infected tissues inside a candy bar to smuggle it out and sell
it if they show up confiscate the bar.
Roger that, 10-4.
all candy bars?
Oh man, this bitch thought she could trick us with her good looks.
If you have a zombie in quarantine, send it to the cage located in the lab, setting zombies
crucial for developing the cure and fighting the virus.
You can only have one zombie at a time.
10 to the zombie in the cage bring up food in the form of corpses, zombies can die of
starvation.
Corpse a day during evac send the zombies to the science division and earn research points watch that
Hey, take that out. Well, how do we get there? We go through here and we go around brought you that
So that was in the lab they said it's a part in the lab called the cage. Oh shit
Oh, I see it.
Ooh.
It's starting to get fluggish to become the next thing you would do.
And being ready to put them out on e-mag on a full-width notice.
This isn't a request.
It's an order.
A mail-in quota will give you no what happens.
When this batch comes in, load it onto the spot and forget about it.
Let the egghead deal with it from there.
Oh, I see that.
Hands out of the cage.
Dogs are dangerous when they're hungry.
They eat before they rip someone apart.
Feed it
Well, I gotta do everything myself right do I not have employees I can hire
This is a very inefficient we run establishment, bro. Let me out. Yeah, let me out
What I just do go to the liquidation
I
Take the corpse of the cage I already picked it up though
I got it this way. I picked it up from the other side. They made me still go around just the objective
How the fuck do I put it down?
You need the cart?
I saw it.
So I guess I'm not man enough to just carry the body myself, I see.
No, no, no, I see what it is, though.
I'm a bitch.
I need a cart for one body, one singular body.
Unload the cords in the cart.
Trust me.
You don't want to know what happens to that box.
That's fucking disgusting.
Alright.
Today essentially needs to go flawless.
Alright, if I see a candy bar I'm taking at...
Aw!
I have a stream in it.
what what's dream 135 38
aggressive stop coughing please
Let's go out of here.
Do I send him to the lab for that, chat?
Do I send him to the lab for that?
Oh
You need to stay off the weed
Duh
Get you down there my boy competent inspection
You got no candy bars do you my boy?
What are you doing cheese you got a block of cheese in your bag if you fucking cycle
back bro has a block of cheese in his fucking bag bro skin cuts
Ah, the temps are good.
Sickly breathing.
And skin cuts.
Really, that's all he has.
You gotta send him to... fuck me, bro.
You gotta clean out quarantine, I forgot.
Alright, quarantine is ready for you, sir.
Thank you so much, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you for... at least not yelling at me.
Ooh, no reaction!
Alright.
Okay.
We do have a gym.
And the survivor's block.
What is that?
That pale skin check?
Would that qualify as pale skin?
He got ashy of those.
Brother needs some tone.
Yo, Charlie, David, Levin, Monterey, so we'll go back to the agency.
Uh...
We'll say...
I mean, he got that fucking jaw, though.
Pale skin.
Where's that?
Wasn't that a option in here?
Oh, he had absolute reflex too.
You might be good, bro.
Go on down, bro. We gonna need you, my boy.
Come on.
Let me take a look.
Yo! Gold M4!
I need that. It's my medicine.
I don't give a fuck. It's your medicine.
A cookbook.
Ah, I'm blood-
SHUT UP!
Bruise is on the face, though.
Red face.
Bruise is on the face. Red face.
Bruise is on the face. Red face.
Bruise is on the face. Red face.
Bruise is on the face.
in a quarantine zone. Stay calm and wait for your turn.
Remove your outer clothing, hats, glasses, and gloves.
Prepare your belongings for the day.
What's he got there?
Poo's is on the face.
Red skin.
She's good.
Right?
I mean we could throw her in quarantine just in case y'all just saying lab for everybody bro lab lab
You know what bro, we're gonna take the rest money go
Oh crazy my heart
Nah, it's a packed line today. What the fuck hey
Hey.
We gotta meet that quota too.
116.
They don't make the cut, does it?
No, it does not.
Yo, he might be good, chat.
You might be good, bro, you kind of listen a little sloppy, but he might be good
What am I missing?
It was good, bro
No new symptoms no lab media I'm just gonna take the rest and I'm in there
You're the candy bar guy. I have a feeling I might as well kill the nigga, bro. I had
a feeling, bro. You strike me as the type. But now that I know you're the type to snuggle
candy bars in I might as well kill you bro seriously your threat to everybody's safety
and it just sucks that every other part of him is just perfect pause
bro he's literally perfect
He's perfect!
He's the perfect specimen!
Head on down to the survivors block, bro.
I won't forget this tightness.
No doubt, no doubt.
And so handsome.
Right, right.
What's the point of all this?
You are done for.
All right, regular breathing, you got fucking the conjunctive eyes, you got
skin cuts, and you got a bite, you're definitely dying, but let's continue doing
investigation. 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. All right, and then last but not
least okay go ahead send you to the place where you can dance with fairies
mm-hmm
yo brother I don't know how to tell you like your pulse is fucking off the chain
my nigga yo okay skin cuts and you weren't thong you definitely got to
dive that skin cuts oh and you got the necrosis okay so look bro
Croesus skin cuts and you got the yellow eyes say goodbye I literally think I
saved you I know the one was chopped to start but we have saved it bro now we
got a third unlocking shit
I just need to get into the safe zone. My family is waiting for me.
Oh, no. What is that?
Chad, what is that? Is that what I think it is?
She's caked up though. That's for show.
Yeah, she gotta go.
Oh, hold on. Let's try the other shit first.
Ah, she's good.
She's good.
Look, the only thing, I mean, is it killable?
No, it's not.
But it can lead to other shit, though, technically.
I'm gonna throw her in quarantine just in case.
We got two more spots in quarantine.
Please!
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a green sign, so...
I'm not gonna crash out.
Clear?
Clear.
Oh, absent.
Come on, let me scan you up and down.
Come on man, let me scan you up and down my boy.
Only thing wrong with the niggas, you got to be yellow-wise, bro.
But that's not even a bad thing.
is that red? I don't think it is, bro.
yeah yellow eyes yellow eyes is good though I mean it's not the end of the
world yeah I'm not gonna I'm gonna take it we're sending this nigga into the
shit we got a quarter to kill poor inspection say goodbye say goodbye
poor inspection say goodbye bro say goodbye we did so good just to fuck
little in the fucking two-yard line say goodbye bitch are you out of your fucking
mind
Is she crazy?
Let's see if we can find something.
Bingo!
Bingo!
Oh come on now, drop me in here.
Come on please, please, please give me some good luck, give me some good luck.
Kobe!
Yes!
Yes, research was successful, the symptom has been added to the chart, a fadge complex.
Okay, it kind of sucks we got some shit in the middle because we don't know what leads
to it and what it leads to, but it's fine and then we're going to say we're going to
do the investigation on her, we're going to send her to the lab.
Evacuation convoy arriving today.
39.
41, 42.
42.
I am, bitch.
Drop your hands.
Opposite hands, shit.
Skin cuts.
skin cuts opposite-hand shit and skin cuts
opposite-hand shit and we got skin cuts
she got necrosis on the ass that's just I don't think that's what that is alright
Alright, we're gonna send her to the lab.
And we're gonna inspect her.
Because she got that black shit on her face, I don't know what that is.
She doesn't have ass in the crosses, bro. We're good.
She's just gonna induct herself in there by herself.
Feed the zombie? I didn't feed the zombie today!
I feel like I did.
and she does good girl yeah there you go line up for me man all right I hope you
enjoyed your life because you are about to die bitch
let's go I don't know if I did that one right I'll be honest it's kind of like a
tough body part. Do I upload gaming videos like this on YouTube? Oh my god dude. I know
that sounds like my burner account right now Chad but I promise it's random guy. Uh yeah
bro, escalation mark gaming. Fuck. I think I'm, I think I got the wrong part. Okay we're
gonna go to sleep and it's gonna be time for the extraction. Hold on, I think there's food
we have to buy provisions. Okay, we gotta buy some provisions. We're gonna go to
canteen for that resupply. Let's go 10. Okay, let's go to med kits we need to. So
we're gonna go clinic resupply. Okay, we do have some a decent amount of money we
You can start spinning.
Of course, you have to check it back, you're wasting it.
Yeah!
Let's go! Okay!
Science truck. Science truck.
That's your mom.
It's not letting me keep the survivor at the base for a feed of zombies.
Is there a reason it's not-
Okay, boom.
Whatever, fuck. I'm just gonna send everybody to the science chart, bro.
I'm clicking, but it's not letting me do.
Lota...
9, sent 11.
Uh, okay.
The issue with what I just did, is that I should have went to do the zombie first.
Hey kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Is there a reason you would keep them at base?
Nah, cause I wanna...
I don't think so.
That was a 2000 in the back.
Oh, I didn't know.
Fuck, now we gotta just keep that zombie for the next one.
Yo, we nailed it.
Oh my God, what a fucking successful day.
And we got the EVAC $2,000.
Ladies and gentlemen, I know it doesn't feel like it.
Command has sent us a special syringe.
Detection infection.
Yo, we're gonna save it here.
We went fucking crazy, bro.
That's a good, oh, we saved about an end of it.
Now we got a little bit of progress.
Now next time we hop on, feel me?
All we gotta do is not choke the momentum, bro.
That was a good little run there.
I almost choked it at the end, but we figured it out.
Wow, okay, good.
I'm excited for the next one.
Chat, appreciate you all for watching.
I got to go get ready for my flight.
I'ma see y'all boys.
I probably won't be live tomorrow,
highly unlikely, but I'll be live the following day, bro.
Love y'all, chat.
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