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Hey, Chad, appreciate y'all boys, man.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
All right.
Oh my God, yo, there's so many things to do.
Yo, Chad, today we're having a motherfucking sling over.
I'm excited
I'm excited why the camera folks on the school have I
Know what I can do you know what I can do watch this boom manual focus
Boom yo chat it should be straight now right it should be good now nipples
Yo appreciate your things man for real though for real chat. Well, yeah, man day three the three-day contract
You're just crazy. Oh Justin with the tag gift is
Justin with the
Justin with the tan appreciate you bro appreciate
Chat what's his favorite team y'all haven't worn it some mad long until like last night game. Come on
I'll be honest with you, I won't go by a new shirt, I just put it in the wash and dry.
I'm gonna have to forgive me, chat!
Alright, I'm going back home tomorrow and then, you know what I'm saying?
We got something we got to be next day.
Hey man, look, first I would like to say, agency is that, you know, I'm eating like 30 minutes by the way,
so like I'm on my foods on the way here and stuff like that, I order on DoorDash.
You already got a hell of a good options in Austin, bro.
One thing about Austin, bro, they got a lot of good options, man.
They got a lot of good options.
It's gonna be a busy next few weeks.
I'm blessed to say I get a chance to, you know,
do shit I enjoy for a living,
but this is so awesome that,
and I could just bring y'all along.
And it's like, bro, as you know, it's farting me,
is that like I could do something by myself and it's fun,
but then if I just bring chat, it's more fun.
That means I'm in the right spot, bro.
So I'm real happy, we're at chat.
I love you all for real.
Day three, a three day contract.
We're doing a sleepover today, so it's gonna be a bunch of different things that we got, you know what I'm saying?
And, uh...
Elite Door Dash?
Oh, my fault! I didn't mean Door Dash! I meant Uber Eats!
Yo, I don't know how my brain works, but I don't- I can't re-download Door Dash.
I just can't, because I know it's gonna open the door.
But, I- I just been- No, no, it's not the same thing, because I'm telling you how my brain works.
I built my habit looking at the big red D, you know, I
Don't have no bad habits with uber eats. So I actually order fine on uber eats. It's the brain chemistry thing
I don't know how to explain it. I know functionally the apps use the same thing. They do the same shit
I understand that but I'm telling you like
Practically in my life that I don't use them in the same way
When I'm on Uber Eats, I'm like ordering myself vitamins because I got sick and like it's an emergency. I need some food
I haven't you know, it's like shit like anyway. It's not it's not having a tism. It's called brain chemistry. It's called. It's called
No pathways. It's called habits. It's called addictions. Okay. It's called learning yourself fun color theory
show your order history
No, it's gonna drop all type of ads dickhead look at this nigga trying to find out where I live at
It's called psychology. It's called. Yes neural plasticity
That's what it's called
That's actually what it's called bro. So anyway that being said, um, we're gonna react to a quick vid
Cuz Ash just dropped yo this nigga Ash is fucking crazy, bro
He texted me when he got back. I say do you again like watch out, bro
So we gonna react to that and then um
In the after that my food should arrive once my food arrives. We're gonna pop out. We're gonna do a run
We're gonna grab the stuff that we're gonna need for tonight, and then we're just gonna have a good time, bro
I'm real real excited for today
Yo, I don't know what I don't know what's going on with the thumbnails on the agency everything channel
I genuinely have no idea bro
Because that's not that's an edited forehead. That's not my forehead. I can guarantee you that I
I can guarantee you that. It's not mine. You eating again?
Huh?
again
brother
Since yesterday this time. Yeah
Yeah, did you think I'll do do you eat once a week buddy?
Do you eat once a week? Yes, I'm eating since yesterday. Yes. Yes. It's my first meal since yesterday
What?
It's nigga said that shit like I was I was a fat fuck for eating back to back days. Duh
Everybody does that
You should have made sin fast with you bro
She's gonna cheat and what I have to she has to it has to be on a day
We're like we spark she earlier
Cuz technically she could just sneak in some snacks and shit like that
You know saying she could sneak in some water, you know stuff like that
Anyway, get me said let's get into it, bro. Let's do the roll call. Let's do the roll call and then
Let's watch this video and then after that we can roll out honestly
I don't want to watch it. There is some bangers. I really want to react to but we're gonna have to just hold them
Bro, you always get full. Yo tomatoes
That mean tomatoes you need some tomatoes
Do or reacts I don't think and I don't think synagom react to things like this right
I don't think she reacted to that gingo
Are you celebrating Duke Day tomorrow it is Duke Day tomorrow damn I didn't think about that
I will be back in Atlanta briefly tomorrow
So I might have to give thanks bro to Duke bro and thank him for his service first and foremost man
You know I'm saying that's that's our neighborhood better a man
You know we get a lot for the country and stuff like that. She wanted to yesterday
No, she's not gonna react to Sena want to react to simple stuff, right?
Sena want to react to like UDY loyalty videos. She's not gonna react to I stuck on Epstein Island, bro
She's not gonna do it, bro. She's never done that to like that. She's not gonna do it Duke Day than K-Day happy
Okay, you have a birthday right after the Duke Dennis
think about that think about that ask okay I think you have to understand
there's this thing in life called social pressure once I ask her she's gonna be
obliged to say yes right it's like anything like it's like if I like so I
don't want to put her in a position where she gonna have to come up with some
bull BS reason why she don't want to do it bro all right man let her do her
intro she won't do what she does but me if she want to react to it she
He probably will have the video booted up.
It dropped an hour ago.
We first do it, Chad.
We're first to it, you feel me?
Anyway, that being said, let's do the roll call.
I'm happy to let it out.
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Five, dance, dance, again, appreciate it.
Five, eight, five, say you're gonna be stuck.
Justin, thanks again for the 10-gift assignment.
Even though it's crazy, the past two days,
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Appreciate you.
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Monta, appreciate you.
I still put the 10.
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They give it a prime four months.
One of the backs of the agency.
You know what I'm saying?
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Appreciate y'all a lot.
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Yo, Montez, thank you for that 10.
All right, let's watch it.
Yo, Ash, look man,
there's a lot of bold people on this planet.
Ash is one of the boldest, bro.
His video was titled,
I snuck onto this island to confront them.
I made it.
We're here.
Come on.
The uncensored file.
Yeah.
Oh my god, he's coming!
Come on!
Come on!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Hey guys, I'm here.
On Ep. 6, I went.
Took a little while to get here.
Here's how.
It's a week ago.
This safe house.
It's a project I.E.R.
Operations plant the flag.
What's the flag?
We'll get to that in a second.
But first, I just want to say for the record, everything is a little bit different.
Operation plant the flag.
What's the flag?
We'll get down to second, but first,
I just want to say for the record,
everything is a legend, okay?
Everything's a legend, and I would never in my life
ever do anything to harm myself,
because I love my life.
I don't want to end it anytime soon.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I don't take any substances, and,
if I go missing, I would never disappear for that long.
Anyways, this is exactly how I managed to sneak on
to Jeffrey F. Shizane.
step by step by we have to fly to the Caribbean to a neighborhood to seek
information from the local find an underrated way to sell the sea of course
dodgers here and make it to the island where I can't the message investigate the
temple find a way out and most important
and don't go to jail before anything let's talk about the fire now I don't
want to sing too much and get this video taken down so I'm gonna just
dumb it down that's if you think about it don't chat
Why are they defending the island of a so-called dead person so profusely?
Just think about it, like if you died, would there be people surveilling your house?
Super rich guy, right and somehow new with every single rich elite person like things got weird
Allegedly by the way everything is a legend
Quote unquote died in jail everyone was like whoa, whoa, whoa, we still need to know what what happened
That's when the files come in crazy or big beans that are said and done
But the majority of it is still censored to protect the people allegedly a lot of these things took place this guy's I listen
I'm not anyone special or important to come after me game. I'm just a youtuber bro.
Like please don't sue me. I have no money.
What's even crazier is that no one is really willing to do anything or take a real stand in it.
You didn't let the average person can do anything about it?
No, nothing.
Oh, for sure.
No one that I know.
Probably not.
I'm positioning minors as you all do,
which girls said you all got killed with those people.
Do you see how you have to lie?
What do I do?
No, no, this is about FC.
You all are using bio weapons to force people's eyes.
That's not how queerness works, or be...
Okay.
LGBTQ Plus, well, you're on the right, fascism.
I wasn't even born here!
Holy s**t, is it a good idea to go to the island right now?
Hell no!
Let's be real, though. We're not ever listed.
Get!
Come on, you're f**king...
Alright!
We'll try to go to the island and investigate, but no one is really willing to take it as far as I do.
Uncensor the files.
Motherfucker.
Huh?
I'm centered.
Right here?
Am I not centered?
No, I'm re-reverting.
Re-verting.
OK, maybe not this way.
Well, you guys get the point, bro.
Just, you know, release the uncensored, unrejected.
That's when I packed my bag, got on a couple of flights,
and made it all the way to the Virgin Islands.
Oh my god.
We finally made it.
The mountains are back.
The islands are on St. Thomas?
Why do they always take the most beautiful islands with the most wholesome people and
start doing evil shit there, Monica?
Why?
It happened on the way to this trip.
Christ being canceled, plants falling through, so many signs telling us not to come here.
And I even had a dream.
I swear to God, I even had a dream on the plane that I was a CIA agent and I was being
followed.
Yeah, I feel like a natural, like, spiral, like, no one here knows, but this isn't
a game.
I'm not going to just swim around the island to step on it.
You know, daily reminder is always fuck Avis, nigga, fuck Avis.
that company bro if y'all won't get scanned when you rent your car go shop at
avis lock in serious I'm putting that flag down wait are the trip sound
effects are these fake they are sound effectors are real birds but all the
Arbors here. I'm so dumb
Two taxi drivers fight over who's taking me to the hotel. There's our winner. Hey
Where is that
This is a regular taxi or this is not gonna charge me too much, right?
Okay, my heart is broken into 10s. Yo, just think from fuck if this
WJ
It's like a 10 person passenger van, you and he by yourself bro, they're about to charge
you your fucking mortgage.
I almost jumped out the car and just can go on water.
Hey Jess, thank you for the fun.
You're just got to miss the stretch.
I'm just excited.
Deal.
Like what fun.
You can't get a taxi down from here?
Appreciate you.
No, no, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
It's the first hotel.
No, no, but I'm going there though.
You're going there.
Yeah, I'm taking the protest.
I'm doing it because no one else would.
This is the hotel.
Yeah, buddy.
Yo.
Yo, where the f*** is the hotel?
Is it this container right here?
All right.
I called that little wooden crate.
Where do you want to go?
You get that little hole right there.
It's like 100 degrees.
I'm on like two hours of sleep with a cut.
And the last three days, see me?
I booked the worst-rated hotel on the island,
and this is what I got.
So where do I check in?
I don't even think it's open.
You want to spend the night with me in there
to see how long we can survive?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
survive. You know anything about Epsom? Island? I know where it is. I know about it. No normal
person would go there right now. No one in their right mind. Curiosity though. Yeah.
Curiosity kills the cat. What you mean by that game? Yeah. Good thing I'm no cat.
I'm a wolf. Oh that's the hotel. After finding our actual hotel, it turns out we couldn't
And it's well, I'm gonna pass out. Yeah, just can't wait
Oh, bro when I'm traveling game
And my flight lands before the check-in time, bro
And I'm gonna just tell me I can't check in till a certain hour, bro
You from here that's a real quick in the Epsom's Island. You know anything about it
To put down a flight on redact the files. That's it
You want me to do save the world? There's only so much I can do. You want to come with me?
How do you? Oh my god, wait. No, but not like that though, but not...
The perfect time to leave our bags, go around and see if any of the locals have experienced with Epstein.
And that's only a man who claims he knew about it all.
I know what he used to do, buddy. I didn't send some ass off my guys.
Like?
See, I can't look at it myself, because we need it.
No, no, it's okay. If you're rockin' with me, let's walk. How did you hear about it?
I used to hear the people and who used to go bring stuff over to the island.
They used to talk about what they see and what's going on.
Again, I've been there one time, just before he got it.
Oh really?
Yes, yes, yes.
So to get to Epstein, you took the...
I had to go Red Hook and catch a ferry to go to his island itself.
To Jetski?
Yeah, you know the island, very small.
People who've been there, working there on the island,
they go come and give information to other people
and then other people would make it out to their friends.
Did anyone else believe them?
A lot of people were taking it in skepticism because he's a rich white guy.
Yeah.
They took it.
A lot of people in government are also in it.
In it?
I could stop in here on the bus.
Can we sit and still talk to you right here?
Yeah.
Sacrifice him, chair him, young chair him, when he came up in and put whatever in the
brain and everything.
They're taking that and the same there.
So, they're taking that and give him whatever light.
Do you think he's still alive?
I know to myself, I know he's still alive.
These people don't go down just so they don't go down without the fight.
And from there he said there's a bust that would take people off.
I
Just a mile across the sea you'll be able to get to fc 9 it might be kind of tricky
We might have security watching you. I'm gonna get around them. I think we said our goodbyes
You know how to get there I walk
Also, right bossa left bossa rocks
And I'll get there
So I went the other way on the way the bus stop I ran into all your back making my journey a little more interesting
See that's what they want you to think is he on the ground? He's in a different island. You didn't see him log in on fortnight
Oh, yeah, I'll break his break it on a shade over there cranking 90s. This is like this is crazy Dominican. No black
What are you black? No, we don't make it say that word
Yo, I thought you wouldn't know black!
I can still see.
Yo, y'all living in a fucking prison?
Yo, what is this?
This is a school?
Who are they trying to keep out?
What?
Cash for clues?
You get money for giving out hints?
Nah, that's some snitch ass.
Bro, imagine calling them.
Siri, call 911.
Calling emergency services on speaker.
Alright, I'd like to report two young individuals stealing from the school,
dressed in all black.
They're running, they're running, they're running.
It's on you. I'm sorry. I'm muted. I was kidding
You know black you're doing yeah, I'm right scared
Really turn red you could almost see it. It was fun while it lasted why is it wise a kid from st. Thomas Warnell?
Boston t-shirt road to the bus. Huh?
So rich walking towards this direction. It's starting to rain. I don't think it's anything else, bro
I used to watch your videos immediately you know like but for him to tell you
You
Yeah, you break fries to came for you anytime anytime somebody only ever watched my 2k videos
And they come across me again. They go like oh shit. I used to watch that nigga fries a jinx fries
So Tuesday you like you take us down that way how far is the red hook?
You taking me to like a bus stop or something actually right now. Oh
I don't like how BMW you becoming a thug car of choice bro not saying that little kids a thug
But I'm just saying like thugs primarily use BMWs nowadays, man
They're hesitant or refused to answer one thing was
Rats across the water
Everybody know what I'm talking about
They said it told everybody know what I'm talking about
You know, if I hush money, it'll be just lovely
Everybody look at it and turn it off
It's a money, bro
You think he's...
He's dead or you think he's alive
They saw our Hellcatch from BMWs
You know what happened, right Chad?
Them niggas stepped inside of BMW
And everybody thinks they might not like a BMW
Oh, it's not for me
Then they step inside of BMW
They realize it's made for them
It's made for you, bro
attention to detail look it's fun no other cars are fun they might be fast
but you're not fun yeah it's a lot of kids what's coming on here and they
will kill me right ready as the day came to a new friend said in
beer deadaway driver to and from fc's I think so I got ready that night the
craziest thing that I've ever done in my life
I'm gonna go on the island with you, swear.
I swear to God.
Yo, this is the best word to live on an island, bro.
Yeah, go on.
I asked him to go make some Maryland
to where I'm from.
Exactly what we've been doing for two hours.
I know what you guys are doing with me.
Oh, what?
Wait a minute.
Now, we're gonna do a missed video.
I see you guys calling the music video.
I see you calling it.
Yeah.
But if anyone asks, we were never here.
I do have a phone that I redacted.
And I can't give you my redacted phone.
Ah, so you gotta unredact it.
Maybe uncensored.
Yeah, I'm gonna redock this phone for you.
All right?
Yeah.
You can put it in your name on it.
All right, bro.
So let's get to the chase.
No one's really paying on there, right?
Hey.
You get weed.
We don't play games, man.
Yeah, we don't play games.
Listen.
I just have to make sure you're cool.
Let me see this.
Let me see this.
OK.
Just sit here.
We are a freestyle company, all right?
We go anywhere except the city.
We can go anywhere.
We just enjoy ourselves.
Freestyle.
OK.
OK.
I thought you were welcome with these guys.
Any one, please.
And then you go to jail with them, right?
Yeah, and we're not going to jail.
speed limit on there? Absolutely. Listen, if we try to... Wait, hold on, bro, but how fast
is the security belt going? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what.
So say someone's not a citizen of the U.S., is there a possibility of me getting deported?
Man, dude, if a guy on vacation, man, you ask me too much questions, you're on vacation.
Oh, fact, just on vacation, man, you're throwing the water and...
You're eating at every deal or where you work. What's across or where you work?
But that didn't matter if nothing was stopping us from getting to that right.
You know what was supposed to be a 30 minute ride?
We did it in 50.
We were hauling asses.
I'm fucking out.
Yo, that was mashed.
Here you go, bro.
I bet you full on, Chet.
Ta-ra.
There it was.
Zephyre Upstien's Old Island Little St. James.
Holy shit.
A place where evil and terrible things happen.
And I'm about to sneak on, send a message,
and investigate.
But of course, we weren't alone.
The security is right here.
Ah!
Guys, come on!
I want it, I want it, I want it!
So he slipped around the other side,
now being behind it, no one could see him.
No he didn't have much time
and that security could pop out at any moment.
It was now or never.
What are you about to say?
Be cool.
With the camera in one hand and the flag in the other,
Charmine best to swim over against a strong current.
Everything was good until...
Oh my hands are, my hands are stripping.
I'm stripping both legs.
I'm crimping.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Yeah, I just kinda forgot to drink water the whole day.
But I pushed through and finally made it on shore.
Holy shit!
It was go time.
Got the flag out right away while Gabe on the jet ski
got the drone.
Look, oh, look, can I look?
Yeah.
Gabe, guys, we lost the drone.
Indeed, because the show hacked the wall.
I chose to put the flag down here instead of the Tump
because once I go up there, I couldn't
risk anything slowing me down.
It's a message to government, to whoever.
It's time to unredact and uncensor the files
and stop protecting the evil people who
did unspeakable and ungodly things on this island.
What the f?
How did I get here?
They got three snipers pointed at me right now.
The security is right around the corner.
Friend who's watching, this is all alleged, not real.
I was never here.
There's a crowdstand around here.
Is that a recycling?
Honestly.
And after recycling, of course,
Thor Hikin the top did a little exploring.
Don't know what this is.
What is this for?
It's here.
This shows a really, really weird being here.
Yo, you know what that means though,
realistically, right?
All that shit is underground, bro.
What you mean to tell me it was porting in here?
In the rubble?
There's something inside this island, bro.
There's a whole bunch of weird shit on this island, bro.
Weird stairs are coming.
I'm going up.
What the hell is a decoy?
You know, the island itself, though, it's pretty unabashed.
Honos, it's not.
Honos?
Life.
I don't know.
Life.
And now it was finally time to climb on face to something.
All the way up there, to go all the way over this
and over that and then over that one
and then finally get to the temple.
Of course on the way up something else has to go wrong.
Yo, by the way, these shoes or ass,
they do not help, these are like socks.
Yo, I don't know if the
are you wearing these fucking shoes,
heard me or somehow or something.
Fuck off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off,
I think I just cut my foot.
That wasn't bad enough. Small girl peeked out the left side of the guy.
You guys can see the right around that little rock structure right there.
He said he gave both saw it and circled off.
My guys are leaving so it doesn't look sus.
Yo, yo, oh my god.
I mean, it already kind of looks sus.
I'm just looking for it. The coast was clear.
But the rock's pretty fucking close to the island, bitch.
But the light's new that I had on.
Yo, there's nowhere I can go up this terrain with these shoes on.
Especially not on my foot right now.
Before I signal Gabe to come over and...
Agent, try to climb the tree and sit on my foot.
Right here.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I tried looking for shortcuts because we were running out of time.
Hell no!
I'm still forced to take the long way.
Holy shit! I'm busy!
Oh my god! I don't know what will appear.
I've played the game a lot.
They couldn't catch me if it worked.
Is that security?
What is that?
I swear, that looks like a camera from the distance.
Only one way to find out.
Yo, look how high I am, by the way.
Such a long way to get there, yo.
That looks like cameras.
And at this point, it's kind of inevitable
that they're going to see me probably,
but they're not going to catch me.
You know what Niggas just said?
News Flash.
They stopped using that island years ago.
Yo, I love when Niggas say news flash, bro.
like bro what are you talking about newsflash duh obviously they're not
still fucking using it that'd be insane made it all they got fucking youtubers
hiking up it right now long path without getting taught thanks thank you
though they're gonna have to shoot me for I can't be
walk so that I can hear a car coming or something or as I be running there's
There's the sun, the sun circle thing.
I think he said you walked up.
I hope this camera doesn't see me, bro.
I'm trying to sneak through the shadows.
Oh, what the fuck?
Yo.
Oh my god.
I'm not going to just run, bro.
He's gone.
I don't mind, I don't mind.
I just save the energy.
You don't want to understand that.
He don't want to see the cat doll.
She go right away when it gets hot.
I'm going to see the table.
It's right there.
No, put on this.
Thanks, Tyler.
What the hell's that?
That looks like that one emoji.
Let me throw him off.
There's people on the island.
They can see me.
I don't care.
And there it was.
Jeffrey Epstein's Temple.
Weird ass benches right here.
You want me to believe a billionaire
just has a fucking island in the middle of nowhere?
Would a box on it?
He built a box on it?
I don't know. Security kissing me down here?
Sure! Sure!
I don't know here.
A whole bunch of weird shit. I'm god that things happen here.
I feel so weird being here.
And it was like, almost put up on the very top of the cliff for a reason.
What are these bitches for?
So weird.
I don't have much time up here, cause it's pretty funny, but...
I'm kinda holding my breath down here.
Did it.
Made it all the way here.
They wouldn't bury you if I didn't take it out.
It is really worth it.
Buy that door and go see the next section.
I remember the laughter step.
Find a way out, and don't go to jail.
But they're not gonna do this box.
I didn't go out play this box.
Get out of here.
She had snatches.
You've missed it
Right
I don't see how they see him
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Oh!
First call of duty mission.
Resma, the number is missing.
One of the-
Your eyes is in my face!
Stop!
It doesn't count.
He escaped successfully after infiltrating Epstein ironing.
And yes, he definitely rode off into the sunset on some movies.
Oh!
Yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!
She's the groundless officer you'd never believe where we just went. I think it's called little st. James or something
They'll say what you find you're not gonna say anything though, right?
I've only been to pizza power there. You never been up, huh?
What
Pizza pie, what is that?
Hey, how's it going?
James's pizza. Oh, but you didn't have that but you didn't have none of that, right?
that yeah man the wife just told on your whole family nigga oh man oh that's
embarrassing
the brakes are the gas because the brakes are on right now he won't even know
Oh my god, I've been waiting for this right now like oh, oh, man
I don't know
Yo, it's been eight days since I've been to the island and my phone is tapped and someone is listening to I posted a video
Explaining on my Instagram, so I'm just gonna pay that for you guys real quick. You guys let me know
I don't know if I'm sure you guys know how I went to fc's island. Oh, she's showing bro
I thought the same thing at first because it just felt like she's she obviously sees the fucking camera sitting there, right?
But then the husband's reaction made me think she wasn't trolling oh and I posted a little trailer short about it about posting the full
YouTube video and before anything I swear to God
I'm not forming much of the engagement. I'm not trying to like hype this up. You guys know me
I don't lie about anything. I don't fabricate anything
I was trying to record a voice over on my phone for the video rest extra touches
Whatever all of my search history has been only about the island about everything about say whatever for this video
But when I tried to record a voice memo it said that you had to end the call first I
Wasn't on any call. I went up to my friend's room and I recorded it off his phone just to show y'all
And look you see there's no phone call. I was good. Bye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye
Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. Say goodbye. That's fucking scary as shit. Hold on
What if I try that?
Oh
What on a phone on voice memos? Oh
Now my shit work, haha
So y'all everything and still said you had the end the call mind you I didn't say anything out loud in my at all
Which is malding everything like yo see your phone like then after I got my video
I didn't care anymore to say anything so I said yo I think someone's listening to my phone
I don't know if I'm sure it then like 30 seconds after I said that and I went to go try again
What the fuck now it works look on I'm not farming on God. I'm not far
I'm just gonna sound like he's throwing all my life. I'm not funny
Warn us
Niggas is a jump scare, bro. At least warn us bro. God damn nigga
I think someone's listening to me and showing me a search history and stuff and then click record again
And it worked bro one long like someone ended a call. Yo, bro
I don't know what to I'm deadass. I don't know what to do. I hope you guys know that this is mean serious me
I'm not keep a mind. It's 4 a.m. I've been down here by myself the whole time not saying a word. I've just been edited
We wouldn't they all want one of the even hoping to find by doing that though
Oh
Oh shit!
Where the hell?
Yo, Ash, praying for your safety, bro.
Good ass.
Last bro was fake.
Yeah, I know Ash pretty well, bro.
He would never fake no shit, Gingo.
Never his life would he fake no shit.
So if he said it, it's facts.
I want to watch this, but it might be a little long.
I think we're going to try it, the problem is my food's going to arrive while the video
starts.
Maybe we'll do a different video, bro.
Warn us.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
We have options, chat.
We either have.
This is the last video before we have to, uh, we're going to IRL.
Um, I almost sold out.
Anthony Edwards Sunday Conversation.
We haven't watched the Sunday Conversation in man long.
What's he mean he almost sold out?
No.
No.
Bad dorm.
Oh, Mr. Beast Drop.
The menace?
It was five minutes.
This is perfect.
Right when this video gets done, my food's going to be here.
All right, Anthony Edwards Sunday Conversation.
We'll kill the press.
Hold on.
Austin Reeves.
Anthony Edwards.
Okay then. I don't know what that means, but we're gonna go with it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, okay, I don't know why I see a similarity there big shot taker. I see I see I see it's not a hundred percent
I feel it hit that walk. Are you been missing lately come on gang? Really. It's a hoax. No, I didn't hit no walk off against no hoax. You crazy man.
You didn't walk off?
you
you
you
you
you
That's enough, that's enough for me.
You're probably going to say who is that to this spot.
Okay.
Does it bother you to be compared all the time to Michael Jordan?
Yeah.
What about Michael Sarah?
What the fuck was he?
Who's that to Michael Jordan again?
I knew you'd say that.
Yeah.
That sounded like a fake name though.
You know Michael Sarah?
Of course.
You ever seen Superbad?
Mm-mm.
You gotta check that out, dude.
You seen Superbad?
He hasn't seen Superbad!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
He hasn't seen Superbad, though!
Superbad's one of the movies that everybody watched.
What?
What'd you say?
He said you played in Superbad.
I had a part in Superbad?
You took a Jonah Hill?
Yeah, I did.
I wish I did.
You didn't misuse you at Georgia?
A lot of people thought I was a football player,
but I was cool playing basketball.
If Kirby was smart, he would have put you
a quarterback.
He should have.
I think we wanted, you know,
You playing college football?
Yeah, if I would have been quarterback, I would have been out.
Where is Jake from?
Huh?
He played the game the last time I went to the game.
But where is he from?
I don't know where he's from.
You played at Georgia before the whole NIL thing, right?
Yeah, I ain't get no paper.
You're the quarterback for Georgia?
Are you fucking lying?
I wish I would have got some paper.
I wish NIL was alive when I went to school.
Right.
I would have milked them for it.
Austin Reeves on the floor, but off the floor.
Oh, no.
While in it.
Nah.
Y'all gotta get more crazy soon.
I ain't never seen too many commercials of...
You play all the sports.
I'll come out.
Yeah, he kind of like laid back.
Yeah, Kawaii cool.
He be on some chair and shit.
Where did you learn sign language?
From the hood, grown up.
We got a different sign language in Atlanta, though.
It's like, if I get my partner a look,
that mean, like, hey, your time to get them rolled.
So, like, you tell my, like, real sign language and shit.
Yeah, just the stuff we see you do.
Man, you trollin', man.
You trollin'.
Well, it's just the stuff we see you do.
I learned in the hood, grown up.
Oh, is that, like, something like this?
Oh, my God.
How'd you learn that one?
I got that one from WWE.
I think that's what it called, yeah.
What are the big ones, then?
Nah, it's some whole other shit.
You don't know about this.
Show us one.
Nah, we can't, we ain't gonna do that.
Can we do one last second presented by Chica Chica?
Yeah.
How about this, just one?
Nah, we ain't gonna do that.
Nah, I don't fuck over them.
I'm gonna ban me forever.
Fuck over, put me out of my misery.
I ain't doing that.
Okay.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
I fuck with y'all, though.
Y'all's cool, nigga, though.
full job
Hey, man, ww fucking interviews perfect time to my food is almost here. It's dare text
Go can someone grab my food
Anger
He's better on a Jusky show. It says I mean what's huh 635
it's time oh man yo I might as well watch the fat fuck video that's fucked up
actually I think he's actually trying to prove his life bro but we might as well
watch the obese video while I eat food you fasting yeah yeah yeah you're fat
To true do not eat the pasta what do you tell my man? Oh
To me right here all of it. Yeah, it's just like it's like a drink in it make it look heavy. It's not
Yeah
Tell me this is now from me. Yeah
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Alright, I tried his 725 pound diet.
He once weighed 725 pounds.
We don't wear that.
A weight so extreme, it nearly killed him.
Every day it wasn't about living, it was about surviving.
Now, Sal is working his way back to health, step by step, nearly 200 pounds down.
But I was curious, what was the diet that got him to his heaviest weight ever?
Well today, I'm trying that exact diet.
Me too.
Give me this bun.
Four pizzas.
Yo, nah, that's what I used to binge eat crazy egg, and even that surprised me.
So this is the exact department that you lived in when you were 725 pounds?
Yeah.
I'm going to show you around.
But before you do, I'm going to order food because you have to get 12,000 calories
today.
20,000.
You ready?
I'm not an agent, I did do two boxes.
I did do two.
I'm about one o'clock.
Not four.
I've probably spent an hour there.
An hour looking?
Yeah.
I'm never letting you pick Netflix, maybe, holy.
What, an hour?
Yeah, like it wasn't intentional.
It was more so like indecisive, everything looks so good
and nothing looking at the same time.
You don't know it.
And when you're fat, bro,
you don't even want like one of the things you like
in your head, you're like, bro, I want them all.
And then maybe I'll just have a little bit of each
and you're fat ass into being all of it.
You want, but you know what you want a lot of?
Yeah.
That's a weird question to me.
I mean, like, why does it take like hours
to stalk me?
It's kind of like the same thing.
No, same. Exactly.
Exactly, the same.
Stalking every restaurant.
You see, what do I want?
I think if your stomach could, like, be in trouble.
It did.
Yeah.
It did.
I wanted to be a surprise.
I'm just gonna let you order what you would get.
And then I'm just gonna close my eyes and miss.
Cool.
I closed my eyes and handed the decision over to Sal.
Letting him pick one of the breakfasts
he relied on the most back then.
Breakfast?
Put on the pizza.
It's breakfast?
Oh.
Four pictures for breakfast, yo.
Yeah.
Look, you know what it is?
When you're on these delivery apps,
it's like your brain on when you watch porn.
Like you're just getting nonstop hits of dopamine.
You're like, oh my God, hold on.
ShakeHack has this.
You dope me, dope me, dope me.
You just see new pictures of food, food, food, food, food.
It's like your brain's fucking lighting up
like a fireworks show in 2008.
And then next thing you know,
you film me, you order everything,
you think, ah, I have self control this time.
It's not gonna be like last time.
It's almost 11 30.
I was just ordering breakfast, so like,
you basically did intermittent fasting
to get north to 700 pounds, which is like incredible.
Yeah, but you don't have stuff eating
until like late, late, late at night.
Breakfast was ordered, and while we waited for it to arrive,
Sal walked me through his old apartment.
Memories, he wasn't exactly eager to revisit.
This fridge is pretty barren,
but I'll look at that for the whole year
I was here in the last year, it's your teeth.
Your fridges look like that?
Yeah, nothing was there.
wow so i would just order food every single day and then eat it as fast as it would go back
and then this was probably a big ashamed point i fell in the bathroom and i broke this
side door off you just hold me this phone get fixed right i was too ashamed that i broke it and
of how big i was i just let it sit like on the side of the whatever and it would shower
with the door open basically probably the size part about this apartment is that it has this
window here and I remember I would like more than one occasion but open this
like window in the side door and they just peer offside and just think about
like what if like there were times probably like wow the last six months
I was here this window looked way better than the front door
there's a hospital right across the way that's where I spent five days with
I bet it can't suggest this.
My first hospital stay.
You come a long way.
I'm doing okay.
Yeah, you're doing good.
Yeah, well, see y'all later today.
Yeah, I'm excited to see the way in today.
Yeah, so am I.
I'm hungry right now, but I feel like I'm later on.
I'm not gonna be sitting out, maybe.
It's probably here.
It's probably here.
Yeah, let's go.
So, bye, I wanna get on with your kitchen.
You know what, Chad?
Autumn GLP one, shits, have a hell of a side
or a person shit like that.
But I really feel like these are the type of niggas
that need to be taken in, you know?
If you're having suicidal thoughts
because you can't control food,
like, sure you can blame the person
to a certain extent you're responsible
if you're ordering the food facts,
but, yeah bro, we're program from birth
to want to eat all this shit
and it tastes so good in America, bro.
It tastes so good.
And it's nonstop advertisements, pizza ads,
every game you watch, you just, everything,
be advertised, remind your money,
you trigger, trigger, trigger.
It's genuinely a miracle that people
could even stay healthy in this country
because the food is just so damn delicious, bro.
I feel like this is the type of person
that I'll be good for because it don't matter
what the side effects of GOP1 is,
any of the O's and Picks, it don't matter.
It's better than what he's dealing with right now.
That's for sure.
I love the start of this day.
First of all, you know I give this four inches.
I usually eat eight, two for pizza.
I thought four pizzas was the issue.
I think the two to one ranch pizza ratio
was more of the issue.
Wait till later.
Oh gosh.
Of the four pizzas,
two of them were a chicken and waffle pizza,
and the other two were a four cheese pizza
with a cheese sauce base.
Honestly, the fact that this doesn't seem overwhelming
to me is a concern.
I can see why you did this.
Wow.
That's very good.
I'm pretty sure it's spicy syrup on it.
Spicy syrup, yes.
Which has a Canadian and kind of offended,
but as a human, I'm very turned on by that.
You're also really enjoying it too much.
Like you're supposed to just be like, it's quick.
Oh, what?
You didn't even enjoy it?
It's like you're enjoying it a lot, which is good,
but like also, there you go.
How do you feel right now being faced with this?
I mean, I definitely want to try some,
but also, I'm going to weigh in later.
That goal of weighing in every single day
has really helped to rein in some of that
freedom as a little bit.
I did not think that's going to be funny
up like generational carbon fat macros just at breakfast.
Right now I'm like thriving.
I think I've loved my breakfast like this
for like maybe four days and then I hate myself after that.
For you, were you always hungry?
Were you like always like like this?
Or is it just like-
Just like habit, habitually.
Okay.
It was like you, this is what I have today.
Like I wasn't ever hungry around 11 o'clock.
My brain starts like, oh, what's the,
we're gonna have to dinner today.
I mean, bro, yo, Justin,
thank you for the five, get the subs.
Justin, dubbys.
Another farm.
Agent hasn't taken his eyes off his next bite.
But I'm watching a bit.
I forgot what I was going to say now.
So I start looking on Door-dash and Breeds and seeing what's there.
Right.
And then I look for bylaw and given three options.
And I start producing.
I think he made a very clever decision though.
With the chicken and waffle one with the syrup because it's like sweet and savory.
Yeah.
So I see what you did there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of break up like the culinary chaos of it.
Yeah.
I want angels, they could have given it to me.
Would you eat this by yourself?
Absolutely not, unless it was my death roll meal.
I'd probably eat two of them.
That would hunger.
The third one would be a curiosity.
And then the fourth one's just pure ego.
How much would you say you spend on food daily?
Maybe put a $4.00 or $3.00 sum, kiss or grab.
With you, just smack, bro.
So your yearly bill would be like...
40,000, 50,000?
Was it always just about the food?
150 a day on the floor?
Fuckin' you with something else.
The food was safe.
One of the times my DoorDash person messaged me, and said, I want this, I want the
elementary school, because she was in my class.
I know her personally, she used to be friends.
And I was in my apartment when she dropped it off.
Now it's so ashamed of myself for what I ordered
and that she was delivering it,
but didn't even go up and say hello or talk to her.
You left it at the door?
And I leave at the door.
Yeah.
Like anyone else?
Even though she was someone who had been to her house
and spent time with her, I don't know her parents.
She's a very different of mine.
I call her if she'll answer,
but like I didn't even know what to look at.
So if she wasn't able to control,
but no one can talk back to her.
That's what it is though.
You know, as a fat person, bro,
let me tell you this right now, okay?
The number one thing you could do
to break out your habit
It's to really embarrass yourself, bro
When I went to that when I went to the to the convenience store and the bitch looked at me the cashier
I should say looked at me and she said
You're throwing a party
So it's back when I was in uni, you know, I was like, yeah
Yes, I'm gonna party go on tomorrow and shit like that. Yeah, that's all this is all this food and shit for the party
These five bags of chips and all the chocolates are all for the party.
Yeah, and then I literally didn't go back to the place again, because it was so shameful.
Like the time you broke your bag.
All right, that was not shameful, because the bed was obviously compromise,
but you can believe whatever you want to.
And then tell me I was fat, and you coming down, I'm running, and you coming down.
Now, that is the big.
Just give me comfort.
The first video you got.
Shaming yourself is the best way to knock on one of the back.
Yeah.
So you.
Are you fake story?
Yo, Tony Stack, my goodness.
Yo, Tony!
I miss you, Tony.
He said to 10, dawg.
Tell me 10.
All right, man.
That was a real story.
I was at the same convenience store
to buy the same five bags of chips over and over again.
Feel me?
I would do it two, three, sometimes four times a week.
Get to a point where they going to want to ask,
Like, damn nigga, you must be doing some crazy parties
on these snacks.
He's like, now you're in a much better place.
I didn't get that big back in it, bro.
I have like, tools to get me back on track
as soon as it's been over.
So like, when we're done like, doing all this today,
I'm gonna go back to work out tonight.
And I'm going to eat my meal plan tonight.
And then tomorrow morning I'm gonna wake up
and eat my meal plan tomorrow,
and then wake in tomorrow night.
So like, it's the same thing every single day now.
I feel like I hosted like a children's group.
They probably let me know when I show that to me.
So I got to do it all myself.
I'm wiping up an entire piece of bloodline.
It's a family right here.
No, that's insane.
That's an insane, that's a crazy breakfast, Missy.
So, bro.
It's not much, though.
I'm doing this off of research.
I don't even know.
See you next, though, Tony.
I was an expert.
I'm gonna tell you, you gotta hold it.
Missy, no.
So I got to work on this master breakfast.
Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no
Just to keep eating from your that is a fucking crime
That is a crime. Yo Kyle. Thanks for the five. Thank you sirs
Everybody put a W in a tent and then go and send a chat and say are you ready to travel? It's time to go IRL agents waiting for you
I bought one pizza like a lot
I don't like this game, I'm not doing all that.
For the most important part of his day, the weigh-in.
Way in time.
Way in time.
So first video, you were 607.4 pounds.
Yeah.
You started your journey at 725.
Yeah.
Let's see, man.
Nah, this nigga's on timing.
He's on timing.
Bro's dropped from 725 pounds to 526.
All I could do is blaze you, bro.
Congratulations, man, that's fire.
526.2.
So, 100 and 95.
Is that 30 knots?
I'm proud of you.
I'm sure of you.
Is that your lowest weigh-in yet?
Yeah.
There's been struggles like the last few months.
So like, I wish it was sooner,
but happy that it's at least like,
two hours of action now.
What are the struggles?
Just like mentally.
I'm going to go out on the holidays and stuff.
And so, and then they kind of hit our box
until like eating off plan too much
and just not following what I needed you to be.
So guess what long-term?
So once you're 200 pounds down,
do you go like, okay, now you did the 300 pounds down
or do you kind of look at it like more like
25 pounds at a time?
25 pounds at a time.
Because I can't think of it nice.
I'm gonna just drag it right there, bro.
I don't even worry about it.
So it's always chunked out 25 pounds at a time.
As long as it's going this way,
it doesn't matter if it kind of has like
a little ups and downs,
as long as like full overtime, it just goes down.
You're in the good spot.
Sure.
You like 200 pounds?
Yeah.
So you have probably on your frame right now.
Oh man.
Everyone should be scared.
They're sad.
We're trying to see the more he steps on it, the way it will just continue to happen.
It's just a new weight loss method, right?
I tried that one before.
Just stepping on different parts, different surfaces.
Oh, what up?
You over eight just now.
You over eight within that past three seconds, man.
Agents are bad influence.
Watching him meet Popeyes two days in a row made me get Popeyes.
Good, hope you got the agent meal, Monica.
Not long with a little bit of Popeye's, bro. Just don't spame it.
And we moved on to the next meal of the day before training.
Sal's gonna show me his current lunch versus his lunch from the past.
Nigga, that's Popeye's. Oh, look at the timing!
Brown venison, rice, and then you can't really see, but some corn, peas, and carrots.
Okay. What's some G.H.H.s on the side?
G.H.H.s always.
Alright. I'm assuming I'm not having that.
Here's yours.
Nah, I wonder what he got.
I genuinely wonder what his Popeye's on the first.
Yo, he's a Popeye's guy too.
Damn, we twins.
Yo, okay, my order.
Four piece, chicken, spicy, all thighs, large fries,
diet coke, come with a biscuit usually.
And yeah, you can get the large diet coke on top of that.
If I'm really feeling like that nigga,
I have three tenors on top of that spicy.
There's literally like one, two, three, four,
this five-eyed buttermilk right here.
Yeah.
Plus the food that's coming with him.
As I was pulling this meal out of the bag,
I was becoming increasingly more jealous
So at this point of the day, were you like hungry or were you just like I needed that lunch?
Like what was the next meal?
Just the next meal.
Yeah.
I mean my pizza's still threatening to make a comeback right now.
No, you'll be fine.
I don't know about that.
What do we have here?
We have honey barbecue wings, lemon pepper wings.
Lemon pepper wings.
Just plain wings.
Just plain wings.
And it's like a buffalo rub.
notice that it has four variations away that's the fattest shit in my power to see
that's fucking hilarious yo that is comedy games
I mean four different kinds of wings
yo as a fat nigga you know like I get it
because you don't want to eat the same thing over and over again
And having variety just makes it feel like all the flavor in your mouth just hits every pocket, bro.
Like it's pretty good part that I understand it, bro.
It's a good idea.
That's one of my favorite food.
The one I'm currently eating.
Could you eat this like, you know?
It's too much fried food.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like the first one was like dairy demolition.
Yeah.
And then this one's just like...
There's my...
Are you laughing? You just want to wait?
Yeah.
I'm laughing because I can't wait.
I was like, you can't...
Like when you put a brush on your life, then you have to breathe.
Chamber has a bullet in it.
Yeah.
He was crazy, his meal actually...
Fetch it on! His meal was good, bro!
This looks delicious, too!
Did you really have to decide to do this instead of this?
There's like no winning, give me a ball.
And I extract all the diet from it.
The lunch I'm eating has roughly 3,500 calories versus Sal's 700.
So I was curious, does he get excited with his new diet plan,
or is he jealous of what's in front of me?
I got excited picking up the new box and having a fresh new box around me so like
this non red one smacks as well. It's just it's good and I know it's a
sustainable it's gonna be like filling. I'm more excited about the scale going down.
Yeah. I'm like I know that this will help the scale go in the negative
direction. I'm actually jealous of you right now. That was so tasty. Oh, Vinus, do you mean Vinus and me? Yeah, of course. I didn't mean it. Really? Yeah. All me? All me. It's all out in.
Oh no, it looks like my content when you said that, my heart.
Ranch covered or not?
Tuna sauce?
Tuna sauce.
People probably don't know, like, what is food addiction and like, is it like a real thing?
Food addiction, I think, is...
Duh, look at him. Bro, yes.
Why we got, why we had like the only thing you can be addicted to is fentanyl, bro.
Yes, it's real. Look, you don't get to this point unless you're at true addiction levels.
Duh, duh, duh.
He was literally contemplating whether or not life was worth living.
Look, bro, for the people who have never been fat before, let me explain to you how it takes over your brain.
Unlike most things in life, you need to eat food.
You can't forget about it. You can't not do it. You have to eat food.
But you built the neural pathway in your brain and reinforced it so many times
that making a good decision takes significant effort.
So even if I said no to the bad food at 7pm, at 8pm the thoughts could come back into my
brain because I just seen a fucking ad on the Super Bowl and I'm going to have to make the
same since I'm at 8, at 9, at 10, and at 11 you start getting bored, then it gets dangerous.
At 12 you're like, fuck it! This is the last time I'm going to do it, I'm getting right tomorrow
and at 1 you feel like shit. And it's like you reinforce it again and again and again.
And you start to think like you're just weak, but you're not.
It's not a willpower thing.
You just, you really have gotten to addiction.
And not much you could do aside from forcefully stop yourself
to stop doing it no matter what.
That's literally all you could do.
It's a shitty feeling, bro, because it feels like it's
in your control, but you continuously
keep making the wrong decision.
It's bad.
It's bad because you know it's your fault.
You can't even blame nobody else.
the inability to control impulses related to and around food so like for example I see like
I've seen you pop by just eat vegetables
you don't understand it bro me I'm gonna be thinking about pop by is probably like another
cool base after this yeah okay I'll be thinking about it right now I've developed the tools and
the habits and not act on set thoughts. But it's not in my brain for a little bit.
Is that improvement? Like we're used to thinking about it for like weeks?
Weeks. Months. Whether it's talking to you. I swear I've heard what he's talking for.
No way, it's 275. He lost 275. I've heard Timmy talk too. Timmy? Yeah.
He's Timmy. Cortons? Really? I've heard him talk to me. I think I've heard that more than you.
The 10 bits really speak to me.
You have like kind of like bingey thoughts, and then you know tomorrow you're going to
do a weigh-in.
How do you go about that?
Because I feel like it's very similar to like going out and drinking alcohol, right?
It's like you're going to go out and enjoy your night.
But it's kind of like that thing where you're like enjoying yourself right now, we'll take
away from tomorrow's happiness.
Yeah, well the scale is the most important thing in my head.
So like the scale of going down and just getting healthier and trying to save my
life is more important than the food.
I tell myself that most days, but something that doesn't work until I've definitely missed where it's been 60, 40, maybe 70, 30.
I wanted to do 90, 10 words. 90% of the time I can tell myself that the scale is more important than anything else.
That 10% is a slip. But there are times when that becomes like 60, 40.
When it's 60% telling yourself that the scale is the most important, 40% of the time you're slipping your wrist in the corner.
I'm not too okay too. I mean that's the whole entire process.
When I've had to do it before, I think I've lost it in 86 months.
This is the version of last, this is not 15 months,
almost 16 months into this process.
Not easy and it's been quite difficult at times,
but showing up every day kind of a few better.
When you look back at your habits and like this,
do you look back at the anger?
I'm just sad.
I mean, why were you so hurt?
Why didn't you let people in?
Like, it will care about you,
let people be there for you?
That's what I'm more, I'm just sad.
You know what's crazy, if you binge eat,
Do you know how you could solve it by just living with roommates?
Because you don't binge eat around people, bro.
Because it's too embarrassing.
You only do this shit by yourself.
Like if, if, if, like you lock the door, you make sure nobody sees.
Feel me?
Nobody saw you bring the food in.
Not like that.
But if people started walking in, bro, there's no way you eat that much.
No one people live around you because you're gonna judge and you it's shameful, bro. It's embarrassing
You could only do it in isolation realistically so you just have to stop isolating yourself like meal one the first few bites
Were great, and then it just became a lot
I was really not enjoying any of it and again it was simply about getting crack in the street
Addiction's addition. I feel like it's gonna be the case for all the meals to come. It's got push through
I mean, I'm not glad if you could binge like this in front of your family and friends the ranch helps a lot
Yeah, I didn't really say it was great but I can't swallow with lunch down it was
time to train something Sal never skips starting with cardio 10 minutes on the
stair master was just a few months ago he couldn't do it all meanwhile I was
fighting for my life trying not to revisit my Popeyes on the bike from
there we did a chest and back workout with maximum intensity you could tell
he was locked in for all of it he was strong as hell scary strong but the
The best thing of all was you could really tell he was genuinely happy to be there.
What's the world that was blessed?
We went to go check out a place that Sal used to spend majority of his time when he was
at his heaviest.
Wait, wait, wait.
This is the famous branch.
No matter what happened, I would walk here, rest for five minutes, and then I would
go inside.
You go right there?
Yeah.
Wow.
So just like boom, boom, five minutes, catch your breath, and then inside.
So Ben should actually...
Is that like a psychological thing for you or is like an actual like I don't think I'm gonna go to make it there
No, I couldn't make it. You couldn't make it. I couldn't make it
Thank you zero percent. I can make it to the from my part to the cash register to give chips to get to the table. Wow
Yeah, and how'd they ever like free to out early? How did that make you feel?
Ashamed yeah, I shamed
But when the card got my hand I was like I felt like you four year for a second and I was sure you say like a shame
a lot. He's got multiple addictions, bro. That's worse. This thing is addicted to food and gambling.
You ever like, were you ever scared with them? Like, did you ever go like, holy shit, like,
this is my life right now? Or was it kind of just like, you kind of just accepted everything?
You kind of felt numb? No, no, no. There were times when like, in the hospital, especially
where I was like, this is, this is really, this is really scary, really bad. When I came
close to death, I was, I was just afraid. Everything else, I was just like, this really
sucks yeah and I should change but I don't want to change or I have the
strength to change I mean I always want to change I don't know if I have the
strength to change yeah until I say I don't have the strength to change I think I'm
teaching myself as I go yeah you got it I can see it I can see it in the eyes
man even for the last time I saw you you're down a lot of weight yeah yeah
it's been fun so you can't say you're not you know the strength of your
200 pounds down so yeah I think that's a that's a whole average male human
you've lost yeah come on yeah all right man where are we right now
so I used to spend probably ten hours a week working out here working out I
guess but you know I was playing poker 30 hours a week especially I lost my job
it was like the main funder of my life yo what is it over a limit yeah how
I'm getting a four for your food.
Because this is not expensive.
For food?
For food, I didn't have a job.
So like, I didn't have a job.
So I was playing cards professionally, whatever.
But like, cards was okay.
I went to the casino, I got out of hand.
So do you think you also had a gambling addiction
along with food addiction?
Probably.
Yeah.
In your prime.
Like how many hours are you spending in here?
On an average week, 30 hours.
30 hours a week.
On a bad week.
Okay.
15, on a good week, 60 hours.
Okay, and biggest win in a day?
60 hours.
Okay, but the loss is also 18,000. Oh, so this place closes at 2 a.m. Okay, but often times
If you pay them enough money
They would stay open till four six eight
I was always the instigator of like let's stay late. Let's play late because I never wanted to quit playing because
I'm a social creature. I need to be outside extroverted
But not when I realized it was like nine people sitting down and just shooting a shit for
What could be fortune hours?
Well, now it can be actually-
You telling me he made enough to spend 150 down
Door-dash from Gamble alone?
Hey, but he got some other revenue streams, no shot.
So now it's a safe space for me to come in, hang out with friends, be with friends and
talk shit, whatever, whatever, but they don't care about me.
They don't ask me how are you doing, how's your family?
Okay.
They don't notice the subtleties of the Wink game, right?
I used to spend probably in a session.
And he got a whole shee, then yeah.
Anything that's fucked up for that, though.
Yo, I got a whole snack cabinet for the nigga, bro.
From like 5 p.m. or 4 p.m. till 4 a.m., it's 12 hours.
I'm gonna probably have 10 bags of chips.
No matter how full I am right now,
I always have stomach or chips.
I guess the strategy is like new location,
new stomach, you know?
Yes, yes.
I think it's the first time here,
so the new stomach, right?
Yeah, it's interesting that you wanted to hang out with people here, but not like your loved ones.
Ten minutes of guys ain't too crazy, you know?
Yeah, I need human interaction, but I didn't want to...
In the context of binging.
It became clear this wasn't just a card room.
This was a place Sal would go to escape, from friends, from family, from people who cared about him.
He had people to talk to here, familiar faces, casual conversations, but they were surface level.
No one really knew what was going on in his life outside these walls.
It was a way to not be alone without really being seen.
being seen. I actually remember one time vividly it was like 10 p.m. at night my mom calls me and
she's like your aunt passed away and I asked the dealer to deal me in. Like I did not like I was
like we weren't close but I was like okay thank you hung up and probably that's kind of like I didn't
miss a hand. Like I was really you know detached from everything and everyone. You got nine more
bags to go my boy speed it up. I was ashamed of who I was I got into a point where like I was
was almost immobile, but I didn't care enough to let them love me, let them care about me,
let them...
You didn't want to hurt them?
I didn't want to hurt them, but obviously I wasn't ready to change.
So I knew if I showed up, all I wanted to talk about was like, Sal, you look really
bad, and we're worried for you.
I'm like, well, if you don't see me, you can't worry about me.
You know play cards?
No, man.
You take advantage of me now.
We sat and played cards for a bit, and honestly, the chips are going down pretty
I'm pretty effortlessly considering the stuff I've eaten today.
It's scary how many chips you can eat without even realizing it.
It is hard.
What's that?
You forget real fast.
I get lost in that.
Yeah, you get mindlessly just eating.
Some of it's like tedious, so it's like you don't play very many hands.
So a lot of the time it's just chitchat and talking, hanging out with people.
So you become friends with folks.
So what happened, what ended up happening was
I came to the courtroom to avoid people.
people. I ended up meeting folks and becoming close to them and that was not on the agenda at all.
What made you continue? Was it just purely like the food or was there another emotion in like
in yourself? Shame, shame, shame. It was the food for sure but shame was like. I'm telling you
Jack, shame would snap you right out of it bro. This is funny, this is not like,
I remember Jimmy and I talking, he stopped me one time outside of the eating restaurant.
But he stops me and he says,
buddy, I see you here every day.
You know, I eat my basketball once a week.
Come out, text me, come out, right?
That was like, and then I didn't come back for two months
because I felt ashamed that like someone noticed that
and like I didn't want to be there.
Because I felt so ashamed of myself
for being in that situation where someone felt like,
who he really didn't know me, but they felt so...
Two guys drinking a diet coke when I get best healthy, bro.
Put that shit down, gang.
It's not part of the diet.
I appreciate him saying something,
but it wasn't like I was in the mood to receive it.
Same thing with my friends and family.
My friends deeply cared about me,
and I was lucky, but it worked out in my life away.
And it was content with that until I wasn't.
Propaganda, nigga, this ain't not propaganda.
Okay, is relatively right.
Almost die three times you get there.
And just like now seeing you and like,
like what you're representing on.
Are they not playing cards?
It's just such a, it's like the shift is just.
I think they were dealt the cards.
I try to just show up.
I mean, it's not easy.
I fail a lot.
I mess up, I make mistakes.
But like if I can win more days and I lose,
that's all I'm trying to do.
Yeah.
Do you feel like getting, like if your,
if your mom was gonna say something to you now,
Do you feel like you respond much better to him?
Yeah, respond way better.
Like I'm way...
I can have tough conversations now.
I couldn't have tough conversations.
He's deadass a handsome nigga bro.
Facts.
There's a lot of this.
But the tough conversations where you have to grow.
And I was deeply afraid of growing.
I got in the hospital and I waited like 10 minutes.
What's he gets in good shape bro?
He's gonna be on timing.
I needed to find the right of like a right of day basically to make.
Okay, I get to sit down.
It was like a 7 p.m.
We filmed that video for 15 minutes.
7 p.m. We filmed that video for 15 minutes. Yeah, and then I posted it and then I was like well
You can't go back now. You just told a bunch of people that we're doing this. Yeah, right again cuz it got like 10,000 views in the first
Two hours, so I was like well, we're here
I will see what happens with each bag of chips averaging around 140 calories
That's really mean you open a second bag before finishing up gang will stop acting like you're not a eater, bro
Half your videos are eating videos money. I watch his videos rope stop acting like you can't get to this 12,000
1,400 calories in just chips bringing the day's total to just about you can do it thousand calories
I believe in you
Just put it down
Only reason you guys to mix them up was this is this wait do we call these meals at this point?
Like next eating feeds feeding feedings this third feeding of the day next eating adventure
So this is like Indian food.
Indian food.
Yeah.
Just what I need after playing cards.
Indian food.
Indian food.
You're going right to sleep, my boy.
At night.
At night.
At night.
The capacity is like a fricking spiritual challenge.
It was like 2 AM.
You can't see how they were to be served.
Welcome back to the agency.
Non?
Yeah.
Non-negotiable.
What is this?
Rice.
Okay.
Carbs are loaded, eh, man?
Got to be feed.
Two rice.
Two rice.
One is...
One is chicken.
Butter chicken.
Let me grab you a fork.
Please.
Or a shovel, man.
The smell.
Oh, man.
It's smoking.
This one might put me into submission.
It is a fork.
Thank you.
Can you shovel?
Thank you.
I don't think that Indian food goes with ranch,
but why do I feel like I'm testing it?
Or is there no ranch?
OK.
It gives you the eye to smell.
I mean, I will say the butter chicken is giving off
ranch energy a little bit.
But there are some rules that we just don't break.
Now, what I would do is I would pour the butter chicken
It's crazy how good it tastes, and then how there's a counter-taste of regress along with it.
Oh my gosh. Food really is a dick thing.
Hold on, what the fuck is the point of the none? If you're going to eat it like that.
It has a huge fat pocket.
It's real rich.
So what is your favorite food? What is that one thing?
I've been like this so versatile, so much flavorful.
Because a lot of times today you've been like, I wasn't necessarily hungry, I was just getting
food to get food.
Yeah.
I was eating out of shame.
Yeah.
So what percentage of like eating was joy at all?
Maybe Indian food just were always like, oh they were like actually good.
Yeah.
It was the way I wanted.
Okay.
And most of the time it was just kind of like mindless eating, right?
And the Indian food turned into mindless eating pretty quickly.
But for those first time.
So let's just have bare calories.
Full of joy.
You might think I wanted the pizza or the wings
or those that might be the biggest triggers.
This is the one that's like, this looks fire.
Yeah.
Like.
Probably the healthiest one.
Maybe.
Yeah.
White rice.
Yeah.
Chicken.
Rice would spike in your chicken too much.
So I'd only eat one rice.
Also you're just, you're just.
Yeah, I would just not eat that one.
Okay.
So that was my.
But then like the naans?
Yeah, it's probably what happens.
Oh.
Yeah.
And then I would split that up.
And so like I may pour my rice into the butter chicken.
So it's a little bit more.
And then, you know, the other half rice
wasn't that curry goat.
And then the non would be there.
Now like sometimes I would, I would falter
and around like four a.m.
You'd come down and have it.
I'd wake up and have the rest of the rice.
If it's in the house it's hard for you
to like stop thinking about it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's really weird.
My eyes are like, yeah.
Yeah.
My stomach's like, no, you know.
Nicky got a playbook.
Like if I didn't touch my head behind the camera,
yeah, I'd be a shit with that, otherwise.
How do you get that shit?
This is so oily, dude.
This is just so heavy, man, I am craving.
It's gonna be fresh.
Yeah, like a salad, or like vegetables,
like an aside bowl or something.
Some water, you know?
I know.
Just looking at that, I was making the table.
Nicky did a money's break with the non-spread.
It's like I'm drowning.
There's just very few things on earth
that's as good as a good garlic naan, man.
But I don't know why he's eating it like that.
I'm gonna go like eating butter chicken with rice.
I just take the naan and then scoop the naan,
naan, naan, naan, fat nigga, fat nigga chronicles.
Episode one, shit is amazing.
Well, like is the naan ranch flavored
or am I just losing my mind?
Like what?
Losing my, but it's fire.
But you're kind of doing it wrong.
The knot has to be addicted to something.
It needs to be addicted to some gravy.
There you go.
But is that kind of addicted?
Yeah.
It's like you're full.
You try to cope with that knot?
Oh!
You find yourself coming back to it, so.
It's like I hate myself, but not enough to stop.
Yeah.
From my 600 pound life, a lot of the times
people suffer from abuse at a young age
which caused them to become addicted to food
because food becomes comforting
to ease the horrific memories.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
You don't even need a great reason
be addicted to food. Food is just delicious, bro. Anybody with a big appetite, come on,
bro. Every day you wake up, you fight, you're fighting not to eat that cheesecake game.
I'm so sleepy, bro. I'm going to eat for the better.
You don't even need trauma to get addicted to food. This shit is amazing. Food is delicious.
My shit is going to be legendary. Yeah.
Even though I was extremely full of it. No, people get it. Me included. I did
that as eat food when I'm bored. Just out of boredom, bro. You're bored at
3 a.m. Order some food. Very sick. The Indian food was actually delicious. I thought
it was a good reason to eat, but of course I was wrong. Around one o'clock in the morning
I was suffering this food. It could be for any reason, you know. And we might go to 4 a.m.
unexpectedly randomly. Somethings there's more food. So I need to make sure I have
extra food just in case. Go beef, so meat, or something? Play to 4 a.m. Make some
fries, I guess. So I couldn't risk this being delivered and then not being there.
So I'll stop with my helmet.
Absolutely, I'm guaranteed I've never had it before.
You're right, man.
I've never had this before.
I'm changing the life.
There's more food.
We're going to order 12 original sliders with cheese.
And I need, we're going to order 12.
Can I just see six piece chicken rings, Monica?
Huh?
Original sliders with cheese.
And I need four 1929s.
What?
12 plus four.
16 sliders.
Okay, well these sliders are either really small
or I'm really in trouble.
I don't know.
Whoops.
Yeah, this is not.
I've never been a white cast of jet.
Like this is good or not.
I don't know if I should be impressed by you
or scared of you.
No, I'm scared of you.
Yeah, I'm scared of you.
Yeah, I'm scared of you.
It's official.
You ready?
I mean, you really do eat,
like, tomorrow's not guaranteed.
Yeah.
You do.
Yeah, like, wow.
We were really...
I really did it in that capacity.
Yeah.
I've never had white cast before, so like, how do you describe it?
Oh, it's, it's great.
Yeah, it's great.
I've heard mixed reviews.
It's equally great and horrible.
That kind of sums up today, actually.
Yeah, it's a day.
But you know what's important,
you gotta have the key to your ranch.
Okay.
So this meal is 3,910 calories, not including the ranch.
Yeah.
All right, they're extremely cute.
They have like their own little cask in each individual slider.
I'm just so concerned with how cheap the choice is now.
Probably like raccoon meat.
I didn't even need to use teeth.
No, it's melted.
It's like old people food.
Yeah.
The bread.
It's soft.
It just like recieves me.
Yeah.
Is it a small slider, or do I have big hands?
Small slider.
I think you're going to never eat ranch again after today.
You will correct my friend.
This is a chicken slider?
There's not really much slow about it.
Chicken slider?
Yeah.
Just over this where you're just going as fast
you possibly did. Yeah. This is like 4 a.m. I was trying to eat it because I was asleep.
You want to go to a dark place yet? I've been there for a bit now.
Yeah. Whoa. How long would it take to eat something like this?
15 minutes. But you ate bite by bite, I would just eat a side at a time.
Oh, you're biting on it? Yeah. Just one side at a time.
Oh, dude. Sure. Should I get a fresh one?
Yeah.
I do not do that why I'm saying me huh
oh it was bad as you can tell this white castle slider was a battle the first
I eat fast, dickhead!
I don't take big bites!
I just eat fast!
What?!
Huh?!
Where they need a serious amount of drugs just to make this place sound appealing.
And at the time I didn't get it, now I absolutely do.
I have never been one to tap out man.
Yeah.
But this might be, this might be, this might be my first time ever.
Yeah.
Is this how you felt?
I hated myself at this point.
I knew what I was doing was killing myself, slowly.
I mean, I'm able, but at this point of the day, I just didn't want to live.
Like, this meal tasted horrible, really.
Like, it's not good.
I would never willingly eat White Castle day after day.
But I wanted to feel something, and this means you feel despair, right?
I felt the entire day apathy, like, nothing at all.
And finally, when I got to this thing, I just felt like despair,
which was some emotion that I could hold on to.
It was, like, whatever.
You had a hard time feeling emotion, but you could feel a negative emotion, so you'd rather feel negative than nothing at all.
It was better than feeling nothing.
Feeling nothing is like it's when the window is better than the front door.
So people out there who are watching who struggle with food addiction,
and kind of are in the weeds of what you went through,
is there any advice that you can give them right now?
The most important thing is take one step, whether it's a nutritionist, a doctor, a gym,
the gym like take one step and don't make it too many steps.
Right? It's, if you make this thing too big you'll never,
you'll never, you'll never get there. Right?
You have to do it small by small step by step bench by bench.
It's funny we talked about bench by bench is like
what I did when I was at 700 pounds,
but I still do it to this day.
25 pounds, 25 pounds, 25 pounds, right?
Bench to bench.
Slider by slider.
Slider by slider.
So it's 16, but just go one at a time.
One at a time?
Yeah.
That's good. That's the best thing.
I think that's how I go about like setting goals
I guess like you have to be able to achieve many things on the way to the big one because if you don't achieve anything
It's like it's hard to be motivated the whole time. Yeah. Yeah, would you ever do this again?
No, the fact that this is one day. Yeah, and I'm already contemplating fasting for a week and
You do this every day. It's just you do this every day. It's just like
Incredible like incredible. I can't even understand. Yeah, but like
Where you were to where you are now
I feel like you're leading for that right now.
I appreciate it.
Where you're going, I feel like so many of us can't wait to see.
Because I just feel like you have such a good head on your shoulders
and you're like the fire in your eyes.
And I think that you're going to achieve everything you want to achieve.
I appreciate it.
I gotta get this stuff out of my head.
I have to get it out of my face.
Today, Saul was brave enough to share the lowest moments of his life with the world.
And that takes an incredible amount of strength.
If this video proves anything, it's that no matter how far down you feel, no matter how stuck or hopeless things seem, you can fight your way back.
Want to do really well this year, don't lose 200 pounds.
It won't be easy, it won't be quick, but it will be worth it.
Sal is down nearly 200 pounds, and this isn't the end of the story. This is just the beginning.
I have no doubt who's gonna accomplish everything he sets his mind to and if you're watching this and struggling right now
Remember this your life is worth fighting for
Hey, well, that's a yo, that's a good video, bro
That's a good video, man
Look, bro, I've been there and even to this day like making the right eating decision is never that easy
Like I think people with them a little Mickey Mouse as appetite niggas can never understand what it's like to be a real eater
Bro, you just want to eat all the time everything everything sweet savory like if some of us out here that really got a fight
Man, it's just the way we was built niggas are hormones is set up that way
We just love to eat and our appetite is different, you know
So if you know you're that guy, bro, you just got to not build that bad habit man
Because once you build that know how you are you setting yourself up for failure
But the next thing you know you're 700 pounds you can be in a will tennis and video and that's not the will tennis video
You want to be in?
You got to watch that hat I'm not alive had this hat for mad long. I've watched it many times
It'll survive bro
You got a little bit of you got a little bit of flyer sit on it. Yo
Who's that?
Huh oh
Oh, come on
Why you outside
Sound like Rosie for a second
That was looking for a job
You ready? Yeah, it's on
All right, so we're gonna go to center setup and we're gonna essentially force her to hurry up
Yo, we can't let sinna do reacts money good. She just her brain her mouth
Just it's too much
We're gonna have to just force it to go because otherwise well 730 we actually do have a lot of time
We're cooking all night
Let's go go and let's switch ingest
To those those those those those those those those those those those those those those
All right, let's go down and see who's in the crib today
Hello, my new roommates!
Huh. You know what I think, Chad?
Hopefully it's not too soon, but I really feel like this house could use like two more roommates.
You know, maybe we could, uh,
instead of having everybody separate their stream room and their living space and stuff like that,
we could just combine it so we could create more space
more space and we can give them some more content queries in here you get me
Caleb
yo how do you open this fridge oh what are bangs oh
Is there ice in this house or not?
Yo bro.
Oh look at these are so cute.
These are so cute.
These are the most adorable ones.
That's the cutest thing ever.
Yo that's so cute.
Oh my god.
Who did that?
There's no ice maker?
That shit don't work, it's all good.
My favorite person.
What are you doing?
You're up there?
Are we fucking right now?
We're hand fucking.
Alright.
or are we fucking right now we're hand-fucking
all right i'm just nut it me too
with them
hey hey hey wait hold on you're here at the
doobark get over here what do you mean how did you know it was me
they told me yo stop fucking snitching
What do you think about this I didn't know hold on I got a switch hold on hold on I got a switch yo
Yo, I was just thinking by the way
So what I'm thinking is, instead of everybody, you know how everybody has their, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize this was here, then I picked it up and things are falling out.
Yeah, my man.
So I realized, see, you don't see in this room.
Yes, but it's like the second biggest room in the house.
Yes, we can change that.
What do you mean?
What we're going to do is we're going to put your bed in here. So this is where you sleep and we're going to say we're going to combine. So instead of y'all having separate stream rooms in sleeping rooms, we're going to have you guys combine it and we're going to add two people to our house.
Well, the two people you're adding. We can do a tryouts.
So you're adding more. So you know your contract of today, right?
Yeah, but there's an extension clause.
There's not though you didn't read there's not though because I got the sections here. Yeah, but it says it says refer to the full contract
That's obviously the that's the concise contract
That's a term see both parties agree to operate in good faith mutual respect and shared commitments and maximizing entertainment value without permanent property damage
What's that what I'm just saying we can add to people bro
What is that worth a force major? What is major? I'll be honest. I don't know what
measure is. Wait, hold on. I'm almost done. I got like two minutes. Do you watch this
video? Right? Yeah. What do you think about this? I don't remember anything. This is
slot. So my brain discards the memory of slot and only retains the memory of
important intelligent information. Okay, well girl, let me catch you up. Okay. Talk to me sis. So this guy, they met, he met this girl, he's a handyman. Okay, goes to this girl's house, he's setting up the TV.
Correct. Crazy, right? I remember. Yep. But the thing is, the other girl, the decoys out of town, and they decided to continue the, continue the thing. He's showing up to this girl's house with a bottle of tequila and a chain on.
And he didn't tell his girlfriend. Now, me personally, I said, that would make me break up somebody. Why are you lying about your whereabouts?
Like you break up with somebody if they're if they go to meet up with a girl
They they lied to me about meeting up with that girl and they're they're hiding it for me
I mean, but he probably just doesn't trust you realistically like you're not gonna tell someone. What do you mean doesn't trust me?
What the fuck are you talking about you be mad, right?
Like imagine you were dating a girl. Yeah, but you this whole relationship shit is over
Just fucking cook bro. We're all single wall retaining our semen or not. That's why we
We hired Salon
Yeah
No, we're not talking no more. I don't believe you gotta say
It's first of all, I didn't do nothing, you're
here, no, no, give me the bottle, give me the bottle, we've been having a good time tonight, right?
We're having a good time, yeah, yeah.
She don't have a good time to fuck three niggas just to get back.
She's an archetype, tell me Jack, see the one bro.
All right, well I haven't really liked her either though, you know why?
She's been getting mad at the decoy the whole time.
Now how the fuck are you gonna hire the decoy?
And then you're mad at her before with your man?
You asked her for a demand and then she told the girl yeah
I mean just go with the vibe like if I'm a little angry you got to understand I'm like
She's not having the right time though. She she could have cooked a lot of people in this on his channel end up cucking
It just watching this significant other you know, yeah get kissed on and touch in all type of shit
Did you see the episode before this where the where the guy they were making on a couch and they kept making out for way too long
Not telling more about that episode. That was just a straight cucking. Just see
You watch it
Come on! Come on! You were expecting so much, but you got me. You don't want me to work? You don't want me to work? What?
Oh my gosh, she's pushing him a lot more. See, this is annoying me, though. I don't wish to argue.
Nah, bro. You're gonna find out. Watch. You're gonna find out. Get the f*** out. Get the f*** out, then.
Did she come back to stay with you? She has been on the stage.
She's loving me, Steve!
She's been on the stage. I'm going to do a diss for the past 40 minutes of this video.
I
Don't know
Move your fucking hand
I know some people do when they feel like they don't like their smile
Yeah
She came back from that building.
Why did you laugh, why did you laugh?
She came, she came.
Why did you laugh, why did you laugh?
Huh?
Okay.
Okay.
It's not like, oh.
Oh, Sid, a huge fan.
Can I take a picture with you?
Your eyes.
Yo, bro.
Do you want to go look at the, uh, the center roll, though?
What?
Oh.
What did I tell you?
We're making fresh center rolls today.
I know.
You're getting, okay.
We did it!
You're getting up and I made the dough.
So all you have to do is you have to make the bottom filling
and you have to make the brown sugar filling
and then we have to let them rise again
and then you're going to bake them.
And then we have to cook a few more things
and then we have to go get stuff
to be able to make them.
But then you can have your fresh center rolls.
Oh, you want me to make it?
It's going to be a little more mid.
I'm sure you've heard about my baking abilities.
Are they bad?
Oh, they're not good.
What was the last thing that you baked?
I baked a cookie.
Everyone, the cookie actually went bad.
Hold on, hold on.
I had a lot of the help.
You baked a singular cookie?
I baked a thing cookie.
Why are you saying A cookie?
Did you bake cookies or A cookie?
Well, duh, I baked cookies.
That's what you fucking said. You said you make all cookies.
Well, it was implied. If I said I'm going to Senna's house, I don't mean plural, the multiple Senna's.
I'm referring to the one Senna. I could use the context clues in my brain because I have that capability.
So yeah, I'll make some cookies. But I had some help though. She was like a baker, teacher, so...
Give me?
No.
Who are they?
Some random old lady in Atlanta.
Did she do the whole thing?
No, she helped. No, she just told me what to do.
Okay, I can tell you what to do.
Okay, do you understand?
Well, you don't, okay, how about you do it for me?
Why don't you get out some of the flour?
Oh, no, you don't think you got the flour?
Oh, my God, the God, because I can't.
Oh, my God, I can't see this.
Because you don't have the good shampoo
and conditioner in this house.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, I have to get the conditioner in here.
Then why is it not in my back room?
I said buy room, because you can buy your own,
because you're over here.
Oh, my God, I can still see it.
It's like you got dandruff.
No, are you doing a Mr. Beast video like that?
Right.
Now I'm going back to the linen up.
You gonna wash it there?
Yeah.
It was hard to get it out of my locks, bro.
And when you, like, when is this generic
bottom shampoo and conditioner, bro?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
It doesn't get shit out, man.
Let me give you that dollar store, that VO5.
Let me give you that VO5.
I'm gonna wash that shit out of your hair.
You be good.
And the shit about dreads is like,
when it's wet, it looks good
until it dries and you can see the imperfections.
Do you ever do that really cool like like soaking thing with the lemons in everything in your hair?
No.
No?
You should get that done. I feel like that'd be like relaxing as hell.
Okay.
Bro, every time I see my buggers, I see them sit down videos where they're getting their
dread soaked and cleaned, like deep, deep cleaned, and they have the lemons and stuff
in there, the detox, it looks so relaxing.
Yeah.
So that's all just, that's all hoopla to sell you.
Oh.
That's kind of when you go to the pedicure spot and they start putting fucking lemons
and limes and all type of bullshit and doing all this all up.
until you do it and then you're like damn it's just kind of fine no I don't think
yeah I think this is a waste of money how much does it cost normally to get it
done hair wash like a detox you know I've never got a detox I just get my
hair washed and it's like $40 this is Kai getting on stream oh he did do it on
stream yeah in his mouth I think and he just laid on this I still look mad
It was a hot lady doing it too and then everybody's being weird the whole time.
Oh, I don't even look like I don't even look at this.
You don't you.
Oh my God agent.
You guys crazy?
Me and you should do an eye tracker test.
Hey, the next time I bought Atlanta, how about it?
Since you don't look, I'll get the eye tracker because I got one.
And me and you can look it up and we can just see.
What are you going to see realistically?
No, we just see is the thing.
I mean, you can do one and we'll put on like, for example, right?
For example, obviously, I'm a huge fan of a lot of love lot and like.
What do you notice about this video?
When I really want to hold you down, baby, it's a bad thing.
I say, huh, huh.
Oh my god, you're actually noticing stuff.
Okay, I was subbing.
What does that mean, Chip?
That means patience.
Patient.
Right or wrong, am I chewing a chip?
When I really want to hold you down, baby, it's a bad thing.
You ain't no fun with my body, bitch.
That's how it's hard to act your way.
Whoa!
Ever since I saw somebody say
that uh like for example if you get Japanese on your arm as an American you go to Japan
they look at it and they're like that's so dumb because it's just like yeah that's that's how i felt
looking at that because it's like because you can read it you're like why you have the random word
patience underway you know what i mean like i ever said you know the only the only things like if
i want a Japanese tattoo i'm gonna get my family name that's it i don't want like a random word
i'm not gonna lie this is gonna be like an apocalypse in like uh 20 years or once people got like
crazy tattoos. They're gonna be regretting that shit. And then
I might then they try to grab a little tattoo. I feel like it's
a lot of people get some dumb ass tattoos that I didn't
apocalypse. You feel like they'd be regretted tattoos? No, I
mean, like, metaphorically, it's gonna be an apocalypse. Like,
it's gonna be a lot of people all at once were fighting
taxes. Oh, because people used to put tattoos on for
things that are meaningful. Yeah. And then now that you're
getting a bunch of random shit, I put a C on there
because my name is Star Wars C and it's Sinner.
Sinner gang, yeah, Sinner gang.
Yo, why the B.F.C. tag you to my arms?
Oh my God.
Yo, why you got that dragon on there?
Oh my God, yeah.
When I was two years old,
I saw a dragon for the first time,
and I thought, I wanna be a dragon when I grow up.
That's like the butterflies on the ankle
or whatever, man, that, yeah.
And then, you see, everybody asked me,
like, oh, fuck.
Okay, do you wanna switch to,
we can switch to my phone temporarily,
or do you wanna get back?
Yeah, yo, why is this here?
That's my favorite night.
You have a favorite gun?
Yeah.
That's a good night.
Great night.
Can I touch it?
What?
That's a pointy part.
Perfect.
Good night, isn't it?
I do have a favorite gun.
I do have a favorite gun.
That's what's the sentence on UK timing.
No!
That's a shiv!
Hey.
Well, she's a good one.
It's number K, sorry.
These?
No, why are you always there for my house my house let's clarify that this shit is my house too. Let's clarify that
Yeah
Sad the face man. Oh, is it yes? Oh vintage relic
Now it's gone put them bitches on what not
Get it get a pretty penny. Yeah, get a good deal. I saw a guy that posted and he said I just spent $500 on merch right after face
Oh, I'll be sick.
I will be sick.
Oh, no!
I will be sick.
No, no, no.
I mean, you can probably read from him, though.
Probably.
You have my third interest.
Broke it.
I talk a lot of shit.
This is such a good talk.
Yeah, I think I do.
You know?
Go live on it.
I'm live on it.
Fuck.
I'm not.
Hey, I don't got that.
Yeah, what?
Wait.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on.
What's he playing?
You have to say.
Yo,
what's this?
Under yeah
Oh, no, I don't think I have his third and just you know, oh you don't oh
I might but it's not on my list here. So I can't monitor to make sure to shit
It's like 40 inches I got a sister
Yeah, let me know if
To the bed.
To the bed.
You have my first interest, okay?
Yeah, I don't know why they didn't work, Chad.
That was weird.
Oh yeah, I got your, yeah.
Mom, do you want to go to the bed?
You can't go to the bed.
Can we have to the bed?
Go get that bag!
You gotta know how to talk to these niggas, man.
I know what I'm saying, Dad.
Okay, if I started yelling at you like that,
we'd get cussed out.
By who?
By Rosie.
What?
Go get that bag!
Get the bag!
I think we'll get it faster now.
I'm ready, I should be ready.
Appreciate it, man.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
Just you give my pillow.
No.
Yeah.
Do we need a, you're not gonna use the shocker, Mike?
We can if you want to, but the lapel's a little better.
We might as well lapel once the fuck up.
Okay, is this your first?
Yeah, man.
My shirt, did it switch?
Is it good?
Is it good?
We good, Chad?
Yeah, okay.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Actually, I didn't switch it.
Now I switched.
All right.
We should be good, too, sure.
I think I too, because I can message Emily
to see if she wants us to meet us here
if we don't go together.
She's not gonna, we would have to wait, no?
She said she said she'd be gonna eat, I'm pretty sure.
Does she look like someone that'd be on time?
Yeah, I just wanna like lift you up
in like bullying right now.
Like I just, you can't, it doesn't hit the same.
No!
Cause you're so small.
I can't, I'm just out of the way.
I think we're safe, okay?
Who is it?
Wait, it looks like it doesn't look like, okay.
Does this look intimidating?
Agent?
You need, okay now do me.
Okay.
You motherfucker, you motherfucker, you!
You pushed me to the shit.
Ha-da!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yo, while I didn't beat up every fuckin' damn new fucking employee!
Yeah, this is that jujitsu that's how I've been feeling.
Yo, everybody, let's get an update on the terrarium!
Oh, I still need to replace the dead plant, remember?
Wow, it is action packing at the terrarium!
Way to set that up, Sina!
Good work!
I love animals.
Does everybody want to see only animals?
Yep, you're chatting.
Now that I'm inspired, I'm going to make an ant terrarium at the crib.
Oh, Loki and Antwerp will be so cool.
And I'm gonna put little mini cameras in there.
Let's give you a little bit of A&P ants.
No, A&P ants are...
Are we gonna name them?
We'll probably name them...
Kai's the ant.
Kai's the ants.
Okay.
Kai's the anim.
Kai's the avus.
Hey guys, you got my wallet?
I got it.
Hi guys!
Hey!
What's up, do you need a pizza?
No.
What do you need?
Uh, hamburger?
That's so mean.
Yeah, it's just so good.
You want some cookies?
I made some cookies.
That's just not...
I made some cookies.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because I have something better.
I made cookies for you.
No, you didn't know.
I made cookies for you.
Those cookies are you made?
Yeah.
What is that?
That's the joke.
For the center-worlds.
Oh, you didn't wash your fucking hands, you motherfucker.
You-
Hey!
Hey!
I know you've been- I know what you've been up to with your fingers too.
I'm picking my nose-
Touching your keyboard!
My-
My ass!
I was gonna- what?
That's so cute.
Is that cool? That's Emmys!
This house would be nothing without her, bro.
Is this Emmys- is this Emmys innovation too?
What?
These eggs?
No, we made it go, and we pushed them again.
Okay, that's fine. That's a good touch from everybody.
They're actually disgusting because if you open one of them, I'm pretty sure you will die because they've been here for a year and a half.
The world's largest grape! Where did you find this?
Wait, why is that grape so fucking big?
Premium grape!
Yo, where are you finding this at?
Come on, gang!
That thing is fucking huge!
I gotta see what that tastes like.
You're not gonna...
You just put it back after touching it?
I don't want it.
Yeah, we gotta have a hygiene conversation in this household.
I don't want it. I don't want to steal her green.
Shit.
Yep, just give me a second while I rinse mine.
You gotta really rub it in.
Yeah, you gotta really...
I'm gonna give it some water in a quarter day.
Neon take off the stem
I do this oh wow
It's a fucking mouthful
This is the first ever two-bite grape I've ever had wow man dad is no joke
You scared me?
Move it.
How close you got to be realistically?
You have to touch me.
Try it, try it.
Like how close do I have to be?
Just get close enough.
Just test how close you got to get.
A little closer.
You're not pussy.
Do it.
No, I'm gonna end up in the hospital like Silky.
Let's go.
Oh, you got socks?
Socks.
I got mine.
Are we?
Gonna have some?
You want some?
Yeah.
Play please.
Please?
All right.
Yeah, we're sharing a shot.
Cause then my socks went to shambles yesterday.
I've been in my bare feet all day.
When your feet look this good, you don't need socks.
You don't need socks.
You don't need socks.
You don't need socks.
You don't need socks.
You don't need socks.
When your feet look this good, you don't need socks
I said jiggly
Is that right yeah, how you make guacamole this chips
Tartilla chips I've never had a crazier buzzkill
Yeah, I thought it was like lays. Yeah, I thought it was lays
Yeah, who would do that who would do that
Chris you just you have a fucking taste kink you do bro you trying to get taste so bad Rosie
if he asked that order rotate him he should get taste man yeah you yeah you don't check
don't the house look good yo let me tell you what happened this morning I woke up I cleaned
this whole house I got all in the crevices I bought all the tools stuff I needed right
probably so pissed you say this me and Becky we tag team is so he did it she
has sad look on her face I said yes Becky I'm sorry but I paid her very
well thank you very much so you think she's really sad so he did it yeah
well huh yeah we did clean it was a lot and then I came back and I overcleaned
Loki I feel like it's in better shape now than it was yesterday
Yeah, we cleaned it
Whoa, I want to wait. Yeah, we just would just meet her once you come
We did it chat. Yeah, nigga, and I know Frank so is that French? Okay, well
Oh, that's weird. That's a little funky.
Um, can you message them about my third engine though?
Because we're probably going to want to use the phone in the store.
Do you want me to message them? I don't have that in good contact.
Just Caleb?
Yeah.
You know what group chat with them?
I don't talk to them. Yeah, I've never talked to them before.
I think I talk to them once, actually.
I normally do, but it's because that would mean we're going to get both messages.
Oh, no, I just like Caleb do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please. Thank you Rosie
Chichin
Yo, why's it doing that ever since I watched that ash out video the tech been acting a little funny
Huh
Yeah, we can
Yes, did you bring my socks? Thank you
Oh my god, thank god. So it's gonna be hot when I put my foot in there?
Yeah.
You knock in your socks?
That's the best place to knock, right guys?
Yeah.
Oh wow, really sticky in there.
Yeah.
Woo!
You feel that crunch?
Yeah.
That crunch is what you're looking for.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, there's like a crunchy part up here, and then it gets like all smooth over there
and like swiney.
That's really the best part of being a guy.
You get the good grip.
Thank you sir. Appreciate it. Thank you for the socks.
Let me smell it, my friends.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, that's me, all right.
All right, let's roll.
You don't want cookies, sinner?
Sinner, cookies, come on.
I can do cookies.
Chop, chop.
Let's get on it.
Chop, chop.
How do you not endure this?
You got it, huh?
Huh?
Mm-hmm.
You don't do it on purpose.
No, I'm on a diet.
Oh, by the way, I fucked up today.
Hey, not.
I fucked up today.
This morning, I made all the clavicles.
I took one bite, I said, oh, fuck.
You were supposed to be fasting.
I know.
Yeah.
I totally forgot.
I'm so sorry.
I bet you did.
I totally forgot.
Where's my slippers?
Chair!
Are you home?
Z?
Are you home?
Who's that?
Did you hear that?
Are they hiding out at?
Are we taking your car?
No, no, no. I have to get gas.
You know, you're just going to have to get gas next time.
I know, but I don't want to get on a stream.
I hate somebody getting gas on a stream.
What's that's like the best thing ever
Already
I'm not playing this.
Listen to stop you happen, hurry up.
Come on, Bob and us.
Everybody, let's go.
Come on, let's get to it.
Ah.
try and get the angles today like you could stand up but you can't the
backgrounds the backgrounds not strong here huh now I'm saying like he could
just keep the angle on you so it's just your big giant forehead in the way hold
They say F
Chat I'm blind. Oh, it's cuz you got your good chest shut up, bro
No, I'm saying you know, there's a way we could just show your face where there's no background
Alright, bro, if I get the son's I'm dropping the addy man
You want to get this addy nigga? You want to talk to me?
I'm the guy tap in everybody tap in
Everybody tap in man, who want to pull up?
Yeah, I'm putting shit on my map
It's on a roll
Yo, you said that five times you better texture you better fucking texture
Hold on shit we bought that we bought the show y'all
There's I just hit the skirt who stopped me
Who's gonna stop me don't realistically
Because I had a truck in the guy can't.
Just take a little boy and catch him.
Hey!
Yes, I am.
For the 10 days.
Take this music and use it.
Take it away.
He's holding up.
I'm holding up.
I'm holding up.
Let me take the map off this big-ass screen.
I can't hear the sign of the dog.
I can't cut off.
Don't even worry about it.
Oh, what is here in the community? There's no pedestrians. I'll tell you that much
Man if you ever you know, sit I'm not alive one day. I gotta get you my and for
I don't do nothing illegal. I don't know what people think I do shit illegal.
It's just like fun. This car is big and boring.
Was that the manual one? Yeah.
I do remember that. But I don't remember which one he came in with.
I can't even know.
Ho-foo-foo-tay-ay!
I can't even shut out.
Right when I put the fucking phone in my head!
Dude, I'm fucking responsible!
Sorry, I mean, I thought he was going to face it back here anyway, so that way it's like
block shot and all that stuff.
I ain't using it.
That's okay, because I'm hopeful.
All right, Agent!
Sleepover list!
Yo, Mon, are you just going to put your sleepover on before I come to myself?
Yeah, I'm going to.
Yo, it's genuinely over.
We're behind a tractor.
I'm going to have to do a crazy maneuver.
Agent, please.
Agent, please.
Oh, yo, bro, we're behind the tractor going five kilometers per hour. We're genuinely cooked, bro
This is bad and it's like a windy road and it's one lane like like it gets to a point
It gets to a fucking point your bro just told attract him on a go. Why is the tractor driving on the road?
Yeah, I'm just gonna do it oh
That's good reaction speed right there out of me.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You know what?
We'll just wait back here.
I mean, you're a wait-all-
I have to wait, but it's so windy, you can't see.
You can't see the curbs.
I'll just wait until you go around this.
That way you don't risk like-
The whole shit is windy!
You should be good now.
No, it's windy, then it's a crest.
No, you can see up top.
They're pissing me off, bro.
They're going slower.
Cursing me off.
You can't see.
You can't see.
You can't see.
You can't see.
You can't see.
You can't see.
They're pissing me off, bro. They're going slower because it's going up. I like
They're complete stop right a complete stop right a complete stop
There's a fucking quest if I go there's a car coming
We die
Okay, it's okay. We're just going where's it going for my life right not that much. Let's go
Yeah, they could swallow my semen
They could swallow my semen
What's wrong with these niggas, bro?
They did that shit on purpose.
Yo, he's moving back!
Quit now!
What the fuck?
Wait, he's driving normal speed boost!
Bro, doesn't he get hit a speed boost?
He's driving normal speed.
Yo, now they got me tight.
No, that's crazy.
I know what that is, man.
Ever since I watched that Ash Alk video.
What is the Ash Alk video that confused us this morning?
He went to the island.
You...
Like to investigate it, not to party.
He went to the island?
Yeah, like he was checking it out.
What happened on the island? Did anything happen?
Oh, he put a flag on there saying unredacted, unreleased, and then he left.
And then his phone started getting tapped ever since.
And you watched the video now, you think you're gonna fuck with it?
And you decided to move to my place?
Yeah, I think they planted a tractor
knowing where we were gonna go
and told him to drive four miles per hour on a 40 to piss me off.
So let me understand, so you think you're getting tracked and you decide,
oh, let me move into Santa's house because I'm getting tracked by the governor?
No, no, no, no, I just watched it an hour ago.
You watched it in my house?
Yeah, on your IP address.
Shit crazy. Tommy G dropped another field on that figure.
I have to watch that one too.
You only see it now, like later tonight, I'm gonna watch that one.
It's gonna be crazy
It's just like when Emmy told me she wanted to move in with me and then she dead-ass didn't tell me to a year later that she has a
ancient Chinese curse on her family
Okay, how'd she get that I don't know she said one of her family members disrespected an ancestor and
They placed a curse on her entire bloodline
What was the curse though, I think we're just bad wishes for eternity can't be that bad. She's rich
Chris ain't working
We need stacks. Oh, I don't even know what we're getting. I just wanted to go somewhere with you
like yeah yeah we just go snacks and what else what else you want to get
shampoo maybe some shampoo for the house potentially yeah fries you know
agent please put the fries in the bag put the fries in the bag I remember I
remember back in the zombies my number you warped jams the one day and I don't
know what happened since then who you've been hanging up but how come now you won't
wear pajamas I'm so big I'm so big I'm so big headed in two and three heading
through three early on the gas they don't throttle push and push and push
Pushing, pushing, pushing. Right onto the curb.
Oh my God, stop, I see my shoes.
Yup, pushing up. Up the crest.
Chair break. Gas, gas, gas.
Ah, right onto the long straight. Let's go.
What were you saying?
Nothing. I love our friendship so much and I love life.
And I love Jesus. I'm a big fan of Jesus.
Here we go. And I love Jesus, but I don't really want to meet him that soon.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I'm really learning this area a lot.
Yeah, this is a nice community.
A real nice community.
Oh, my God, Agent.
Did you know that the Mardi Gras baby is supposed to be baby Jesus?
I don't even know what a Mardi Gras baby is.
It's like a baby they put in the king cakes.
But I didn't know that, and I was calling the baby ugly.
I was like, oh, my God, that's a chopped-ass baby.
If that was my baby, I'd give it up to the wharf, and it's that baby so ugly.
ugly. Come and find out that's baby Jesus. I'll be honest with you. There's no such thing as a
a chop baby. All babies are. That is better than why. What's all babies come out cute and then they
grow up and turn ugly. What? They turn into ugly humans half the time. No, no, you've ever seen
somebody have a newborn baby they come through and they go, isn't she so cute? And then I think
it looks like a bloody alien. At least wipe it off first before you show me a picture. Show me
example of a chop like an ugly baby like a ugh. And I don't mean because they have like blood
and stuff you know right right after birth I mean like like a infant no I'm
telling you there there's somebody that are just straight chopped I'm sorry I was
a child baby I would know let me see let me see yeah I never seen it I'm telling
you that's like saying that's like saying a chopped cat so that's not true
the ones with no fur the ones with no fur though those ones are chopped that's
facts aside from that though the rest of them are cute
dogs rats everything they're cute rats you I love little rats yeah little
grunt okay adorable but like here my thing how many people like if everybody
shows you baby and they go is it my new one with you you would say yeah I mean
you have to say yeah you're not gonna call someone's fucking baby ugly right
you have to but do you objectively think that every baby is cute yeah I do
what really they're babies bro no bro sometimes like one of my friends she
I didn't say it anywhere. She showed me the baby. That baby was so ugly. It was an ugly baby.
Now, when that baby is like 30 years old, adorable kid. Adorable. But when the baby was born, it was dropping.
You're not a lie. You're not ready for motherhood yet.
Well, they're always telling me to stop feeling a sweater. But what do you mean?
Come on. Like, here's the thing. I feel like if it was my baby and I gave birth, I'd be like, that's a cute baby.
Of course you had to think that you can't not thinking your own baby is ugly is
self-hate.
No, if you can burn with you when you're trying to go boo.
That can't be me.
Oh man, I think this looks like aliens to me.
Like it's like...
You don't even know what an alien looks like.
An alien has anything you're not.
An alien looks like a dead-ass newborn baby, bro.
Yo!
Sorry.
Dave was about to collide.
You didn't see that?
Them niggas are wilder. You see that? Okay.
No.
Shit.
I only need to turn left just to avoid the accident.
I saw it. So, yeah. Crazy, huh?
Yeah.
I hate riding with you. It's the street.
Shit was nuts, but I almost saw an accident. I would have had to sit here and snitch
to the police about who did it.
I just want to see you.
I just want to see you.
I just want to see you.
I just want to see you.
I'm the only witness.
You just want to see you.
You actually are, because we were up here in the park.
I feel like you became a war striver since the zombies marathon.
I don't know.
Yeah, when you were in the zombies marathon, you drove like fast, but I feel like you're
a war striver now, objectively.
So opposite from Trebek and I didn't know what I was doing at all.
Now I got a little bit of fun mental for me.
That does not mean you feel safe at all for how you were going through traffic, in any scenario.
Yeah, I had no idea what I was doing this crazy.
We also didn't really drive during the day most is on the marathon
We only really drove at night to go to the gym segments. Yeah
Yeah, those those good times those good days those good old times, you know, yeah, I have like 15
Spending tickets. Yeah, most of my speed really
I've never had one before
It's all good. I mean you probably will you price there getting something out at you have Audi
Yeah
You're an infinity, they don't bother you too much.
No, the infinity they actually did,
but one guy pulled me over and they're like,
you're going five over the speed limit,
which I thought I was legal to do.
Yes, it was probably quota season when he did that.
No, it was, it was the end of the month in Virginia.
They go hard on that.
And then I started getting really upset.
I was like, I'm so sorry.
And he was like, I'm letting you off with a warning.
But I was like, can't you not even
give a ticket for five over?
You can.
You can give a ticket for anything over
if you want to be asshole.
But realistically most cops not gonna spend time doing that.
The only other encounter I had with a cop that was a dickhead
was one that pulled me over in my my camera and I was a teenager
and he made me get out of my car and search my car without asking.
And I told my dad and my dad like do not ever let them do that.
Yeah, it's the third time I've heard that story.
Oh, sorry.
So, yeah.
Now, we could make it four if you really want to tell it again.
Yeah, that's for sure.
Do you have any fun stories you want to tell?
No, all my stories are the same you get pulled over you say my bad
He gives you a ticket you go to court he'll show up to court it gets reduced or thrown out and you keep it pushing
You know how it goes
You know, but I haven't got one in three four years now
It's been a while
I do not know how I'm gonna be honest with you because you drive fucking crazy in three four years
You've ramped up and I think it's a drifting. No definitely. I was wild as well
I was look allegedly there was allegedly I would slide all type of shit in front of the cops back then
You know, you know, I would pretend like I didn't see the lights when they would flick them on.
Like, I was definitely wild back then. I don't do anything like that anymore.
Any time I want to do some shit like that, I just go to the track now.
And it's way more fun on the track.
Infinitely more fun on the track.
Where's the car you drive the most?
My truck, for sure.
That's my truck!
That's my truck!
That's my truck!
My truck or the Spectre?
Just my comfy car usually.
Did you actually make somebody slurs shit?
Yeah
Yeah, that's a good guy. You know, it's crazy. I'm really unprankable too
So for nigga to get me on a prank is Jamie like I just had to give it up to him
I can't even too bad because I've been watching YouTube and I've been doing content for so long like I feel like I just know when I just
Know what if someone's I'm I can sniff the prank from all the way
So when I get here
What
Peccapiedas well, yeah, I was in fucking Washington DC doing ad
We'll eat happy scare bro
Happy scared because check doesn't know off-stream. I can say this is fine
So we'll eat calls boss call calls Chris and he goes
Yo, just so you know agent does not play about his cars
He's like if setup was peccapiedas in his cars like the stream might end
It's gonna be GG and I get pulled aside off stream
And I was so scared that like I was gonna make you upset at me that I like I told him
I was like we have to cancel it he was gonna be that bad and Chris Paulin would like no like he
He would care if you damaged his car, but you're not damaged his car. It's fine
And I was so scared that I made them cancel it. That's why everything was clean
I will he was right Chris Chris and Caleb just like pushing the boundaries, so they just be like, ah
Hopefully you don't crash out too much. Would you have not talked to me if they were in there?
Nah, it's just like my cars are just like, you have to understand what I do with my car.
Like, my car is like my zen, it's like when you fuck with my zen, it's like, why?
You know?
It's like, that's my shit.
So my house is my zen, you put flour all over my house?
Yeah, it's not just zen.
I seen how you treat it.
I don't know.
I look on the floor, it's a mess.
It was a mess because you put flour on there.
Nah, when I walked in, it was a mess.
It was spotless when you came in there.
Like when I'm stressed, overwhelmed, I just go in the car.
When I need a brainstorm, I go in the car.
to the um to the shit the shit we're doing in a few days cancel the flight
taking a car there's actually yeah I'm just gonna drive seven hours yeah so my
head is just like my car like your role especially because like when you get
inside them there's never no dirt it's always clean they're in great shape I
try hard to keep them that way I don't give a fuck about my outfits I don't
Okay, what are we gonna do?
There's not so many cars.
I was like, what do you do?
Like, how do you figure out
what we're gonna drop that?
Nah, like, think about it like LaVooBoo's.
Like, cars are like my LaVooBoo's, you know?
So you always, like, there's always another one
you can add to your collection to make your collection.
Ooh.
So how many do you have to go get, seven?
No, no, no, like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, like six maybe.
You don't know?
Yeah, like, technically, like,
depends what you mean by have.
How many cars have you bought?
In my lifetime?
Yes.
I don't know, like, 20.
You bought 20 cars?
Yeah, but don't say it like that, like some of them are like
What do you mean don't say it like that?
Did you have 20 cars?
Some of them are like whatever, you know, like
I bought a Mini Cooper to learn how to drive manual
That doesn't count
You bought a car just to learn how to drive manual
Why do you just borrow somebody's manual car?
Because I don't want to fry nobody's clutch
And it was like $5,000, it was good content
That rich laugh hit different after you just said you bought 20 cars
Now it's like I don't want to destroy someone else's car. I know what I'm gonna do to it trying to learn
I don't want to do that somebody I fuck with
I thought about buying a second car because there's another car I want but the only reason I don't want to do it
No, I feel like I would get overwhelmed to try to pick which one to drive so and I feel like that's green too
I don't need two cars. That's why I didn't buy my dad the car
You can do both. I mean at the end of the day if you don't really care that much about driving you shouldn't
Bro, did you see when I gave my dad the car by the way? Yeah, of course
That's how the clip you know how risky that was when I did that risky it was risky because when I walk I said damn
That's a nice car hoping to beat him into saying yeah
I like that car too if he would have said no that car fucking hate BMWs
Not a color color school you can just wrap it you know if he said he just hates the car itself then you're cooked
Yeah
Yo, thank you us. Why speed k?
But you have to you just had to listen though because your dad like my mom when I bought my mama car
She just kept saying like that's my dream car. Oh shit lock that one in
Eventually when I wanted to get her
She doesn't say it to me she just anytime my mom sees something she likes she just says oh my god. It's my favorite color
She's not saying it to me. She just loves telling us about her favorite things, bro.
Aww, but that's kind of nice.
Did you just go out of the house?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
She goes, oh my God, I love that kitchen.
I was like, oh, well, you gotta go out of the kitchen.
Have you ever gotten their house renovated, too, before that?
They renovated as soon as they bought it.
Oh, like that quick?
Yeah, yeah, they changed the whole kitchen and then removed the fireplace and did some shit to the backyard.
You mind if I hit the scrub burner?
Oh my God, AJ.
Oh my god, you're passing the Waymo!
There's two Waymo's!
Save just 10 seconds.
Who just drives up a fucking curve? You're an insane driver.
What? 10 seconds back and now I-
Hey, don't you please wear pajamas!
Nope. Damn, I went to the one downtown though.
I just went to the morse- What the fuck?
Joe, I do not see a target anyone near here by the way.
GG.
This is a fascinating city.
I have never seen a target.
Oh, I see it.
I'm not gonna lie.
It might be an ass target too.
Okay, you wanna go to the next one?
No, no, no.
Oh, is it this one?
I mean, we're gonna go to the next one.
We don't need that much crazy stuff.
Or no.
I mean, what do you want to do?
Oh, my God.
There's a 7-11.
Can we get 7-11 nachos?
I thought you just said you hate gas stations.
Oh, no.
I like gasses and segments.
I don't even have to start to eat gas.
You only like the segments, nothing.
I like the seconds when I get the food. I don't like the getting the gas part. I can skip that
Oh
Yeah, I probably got a parking here
Now go ahead my heart
So this looks like it's just an exit. It's not entrance
So we got a dual. Yeah, probably
Hopefully it's not ass, but we'll see each other. Oh, no, it's looks big enough
Oh, no, oh wait, it's two stories. No, it's not. There's office upstairs, GG
Okay, let's go to the form no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Don't say that
Okay a mile away
It's gonna be a similar thing it's downtown
You sure yeah, yeah, I'm telling us all the same you as well
Let's downtown. Okay, unless you want to try it
Okay, two try target target. Yeah.
How about this one? Boom.
Ten minutes, same distance. Okay, we can do that.
Yeah. Ha ha ha, chat!
I hate going to the city. No, the streets are saying,
no, they're saying go back to the domain again.
I think they got a target there.
I do got a target there.
There's probably pop in an APL.
There's a lot of people here though. What's going on? Is this colleges and shit?
What college?
This is college.
You missed all the people though.
What's going on down here?
It's WT, is it?
Scientology!
This is the thing!
Oh my god, drop me off.
Let's go investigate.
Wait, what is that kind of lit in there?
You see that?
That's how they get you to talk about how does it look lit in there.
It looks kind of lit in there.
coffee bar in the front, a little restaurant.
Hey, let's turn her out.
Let's do something.
Yo, what area is this?
I've never been here.
Yeah, this looks like a good strip.
They got wing stops.
Man, how come we didn't walk through this?
Everybody's been walking through this, and it had no store.
They got clothing spots.
Yeah, we had no stores yesterday.
Oh my god.
Oh, wait, I have.
We tried to go to a clothing store here.
That's a shoe palace. They got shit here.
That's gonna be crazy.
Chad, Emily, is Emily on the way to our house yet?
Probably UT Austin.
I'm not allowed. I like the food options at Austin there.
Oh, she's at Bar of the Noble. You said what? The food options?
She's buying us a book?
She's buying herself a book?
If I'm a betting man, she's getting board games. Emily's a board game team in.
Huh you had no board games at the great
After half a year
We were 263 consorted
Oh, it's epic.
I say, and they got you.
Clips.
Scientology got us.
In the middle of downtown, it's a dead area.
At least I didn't have a yesterday where we were walking.
I imagine we were walking through a dead area down there.
It was so annoying.
I would have had to crash out!
Say.
Two's?
Nah, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go, we go,
we go, we shake, shake, shake.
No, you know...
I don't know.
I just put hella cheese on it.
I just remember putting so much cheese on it it didn't fit no more as a sandwich.
So he had to divide it in to.
I remember doing it.
Man, let me tell you about the cheese pull.
Woo-hoo!
A meter long.
Really? Super long cheese pull.
And you just pulled it out of the sandwich?
Yeah, and I marked it. The whole sandwich consumed it under 20 seconds.
Even the Aqua's in price. He said he'd never seen anything like it.
Did you get the hash brown on it too?
Nah, I ain't getting a hash brown.
Did you add any chips?
Just a lot of cheese.
Just a lot of cheese and meat.
And turkey bacon.
I want to go back to sleep he's like any time you come up you can come get anything
just let me know he's like you come on story whatever you want and I'm like fuck dude I
want I can't eat that though cuz that's like it's so big back you know I mean well
when I eat that that's like that's like food coma nah it wasn't for me weirdly enough
maybe I didn't eat enough oh back then I was on a diet like a strict diet so I
I couldn't eat, I only ate half the shit.
Like half the sandwich.
So I didn't-
Is that a strict diet?
Well duh, I'm not gonna go to Oxford
and not eat anything.
So I had to eat something.
No, if I do go up there, you're on a diet.
Is that like my little cheat meal?
I can't, I can't.
Yeah, I'm my little cheat meal.
Strict diet, but you're eating the ox, right?
I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, like on a strict diet,
you got cheat meals, bro.
Facts.
For me, and you gotta save your cheat meal
for something that's special, man.
When were you eating every day on a strict diet
for the six pack?
God damn, lots of chipotle, lots of chicken breasts, lots of...
Really just like cups of protein, man. I'm gonna keep it to myself with you.
Just nothing but chicken and carne asada.
But how much have you put back on?
Thousands.
No.
After half a year...
You
Yeah, yeah, yeah
How you doing? Nice to meet you. You too, man. Hell yeah
But
What's very special about today and the reason why I just chose to make the stream happen today is today is the strongest solar day.
Solar... something about the aurora in the northern lights. Today is one of the strongest days.
If it's clear skies around midnight, it will be fucking beautiful outside.
I don't even know how to explain how majestic it's gonna feel.
So, God willing, if the skies stay clear like this...
I
Want to ask you I want to ask you one thing. What are we looking for on the outside?
What are we looking for out there right?
We're looking for a bunch of little black things right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's inside out nigga
It's inside out. They're all on the inside
You fucking did it wrong you goddamn damn it
You fucking imbecile!
You're so stupid!
Oh my god! You're so stupid!
Oh my god! Man, you're fucking me to tears, man!
You're so stupid!
You're so stupid!
Hey, we can't restart now.
Yeah, we can.
It says our ingest switch to ingest offline.
Oh wait!
Yours it too?
No, I'm still, oh wait, now it's back, now it's back.
Yo!
Damn, why is Eric so fucking bad?
Fucking bad, but for me it said that ain't the whole ingest switch
Ever since I watched that video
Yeah
It's some weird FBI agents coming from not gonna my door. I'm letting them give them the A&P house address
I'm sending them the right way. No, say now you would snitch we know
We know you would snitch for fun you snitch recreationally
You don't even have to put yourself under pressure. You would just be a title kill for fun
We know
Okay, if I killed someone I came to you would you snitch if you kill someone yeah, and you came to me
Yeah, and I said agent what the fuck I had to do with your crime
What I had to do with it. Well, why would you bring me to it?
I just wanted to confide in you and tell you that I killed somebody. Oh, I don't you I hear anything. I see anything
I don't know what you're talking about
So you would actually not snitch has nothing to do with me
I'm not I'm not part of the crime whatsoever
Okay, I wouldn't switch on you. No, I'm not saying I wouldn't snitch. I'm saying I have nothing to do with your crime
So, oh, there's the police. I'm not going to do though. They say it's gonna tell you I don't know summer
Why would I get involved in your crime?
MMMMMMMMMMMM
That's W-Agent. That's a good friend.
No I'm just...
That's not even a good friend. It's just...
Logically, why would I start telling them things?
Can I be honest?
That's like when I see, like, somebody have a fender bender
on the road with somebody else.
I'm not pulling over and telling the story.
Unless somebody's, like, hurt and I need to call the police.
Yes.
I'm not stopping.
If they're hurt, I'll stop.
Otherwise, I'm not stopping to have you argue with somebody else about who I'm talking about.
Yeah. You should have had a dash cam there.
That's exactly I'm not stopping you you drive regularly that's on you
But like if you're hurt now if they're hurt then that's different
Yeah, send it would drive right over him you hit him roll over them crush your skull
The amount of times I said sorry for putting it like you like like as if you have the capability of hurting her
you know like who do you think you are what I was wrestling with Alistair and
Zalina and I was still saying sorry to Alistair because I put him in the submission
bro Alistair literally could work me out the ring if you want to like yeah how you do that
boop that thing with your cheek chat I want to learn how to do that scene that you can do it on tiktok
I got to learn this probably tutorial somewhere
how you do that
You can do it.
Do it again?
Wait, one more time?
It's hard to do with my girls then.
Oh, come on.
Wearing grills while you're camera-manning.
Be honest. Do you do to pick up women?
No.
Man, he don't need help picking up women.
Hey, you think this is gonna be help?
Look at him.
Come on, man. He's gorgeous.
Did you see him?
We'll give her women.
And we were out.
And he saw a beautiful singer
It could not keep his eyes off her.
Mando.
He was, yo, could he keep his eyes though, nigga?
See, he could try to eye fuck the bitch.
No, you could have it in his grill.
I don't know why you didn't go for it.
He started running that way and then you got scared
cause he thought she had a husband.
I thought that's what she said.
Oh man, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
He said let Mando raise in peace.
Oh, how long is this?
What?
There are no targets that are closer. This is crazy.
It's a nine minute drive with two minutes out.
It has some patience.
Come on, man.
This is not bad as the LA cars say. The LA cars are ass.
There's so much. Is Atlanta really bad?
Yep. It's not the worst, but, you know.
LA was worse. New York was really fucking bad.
Weird track in the places. You get stuck in the, they were calling it the hub.
Oh, that nigga's cutting up. He's going crazy up top.
Top
B he's in a jet he's definitely by the crash out
Because not designed to do that bro, so Volkswagen sedan
Yeah, that's like a old person car, but you have a good taste for that
It goes fast, right?
It's kind of quick.
But it's like old people get that convertible form.
I don't know. I don't want the convertible one.
The convertible one's ugly.
Oh, that's my old car.
SQ5, before the engine blew.
Now the white one right here.
Yeah, it's my old little baby.
Then I tuned it in the engine blew.
What was your first car?
I had a 0.9 Accord.
I had a 96 Camry.
Damn!
Wow, 96? Why'd you go back in time?
My grandpa got me a car from a new car.
He said, here you can have it for your birthday.
The radiator exploded three times.
I remember one time it overheated.
overheat so I would have to turn it off on the highway and then wait an hour for the engine to cool down so I could drive
Five more minutes down the road and then turn it off again. It took me like six hours to get home
My brain is telling me that was a fake story
Mmm. No
My calculations are telling me that's cap. Oh my life is not a fake story. That's not a real story
It took you six hours to get home. You you exaggerated or that's a fake story
I'm not rage-man you I just don't think it took you six hours to get home
Poor cat she's lying about this story for sure
Facts
I don't know what first job you think people in the middle class have but it definitely starts with McDonald's to dick
No, I think that's I think that's a fake story
Yeah, that's no that part might be true, but the six hours to get home
an hour working part-time in McDonald's you think I'm making a full time to get
the night you're trying to mix in real facts with the fake story you just said
and it's you're not gonna mix it in with me you're not gonna mix it in with me
you can't you can't add the real with the fake and fool me
I think it's my next office at our own work.
I'm gonna have to see the camera outside.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me see if I have the ingest in the first place.
Send the third.
Yeah. Hold.
I'm live on it.
Send a second. I see send a second.
I see
I see Senna I see Senna third
But is that the right one though? Yeah, that's the question I know but remember I switched to it earlier and it didn't show up
I don't tell about the switch. Let me know. Let me know if it works. Let me know if it works
Toos toos
switch this way it should be gonna lose the message them fire baby I'm gonna
put you to listen to it yeah yeah yeah yeah
now chat he's told oh no no no no no let me see let me see a little bit of
Look, look, look, look.
Let me see.
No!
Agent, no.
Agent, you know what this reminds me of?
Do you remember the first time we went to targets?
No.
Oh.
What's up, Brad?
Yo, that thing, this car had some lights on the frame.
That was cool.
See a cop?
Maybe.
Since I watched that video.
Agent, we went to Target, do you remember?
Me and you?
Yes, and we were on the phone POV, and you were hitting my fucking angles with the court the whole fucking time.
Your Achilles trying to take you out.
Yes, okay, alright, I'm gonna keep it down so you don't keep us out.
You're not gonna keep us out. If they keep us out, I'll say, it's the big C coming through.
You're gonna say the big C.
If you're walking to the exit.
Oh.
Oh.
You got to use a big A. It's Ace.
What'd you do?
Remember when I tore your killer's ear?
Do we need to get a cart?
Oh yeah, that's how you get it.
Do you want to run the cart or you want to run Cam?
I'll run Cam.
Roger that, 10-4.
You run the cart.
Ooh, they got cup holders.
Just don't hit my ankles.
Why would I do that when you got them adorable slides on slave it's they are good or hey, okay, all right, let's go
All right agent we
Yeah, I'm gonna be walking. I'll be walking up on the old fire
Oh
Okay, like Jimini's one that's one right like one okay here's like if we're gonna get one that we have to get the big box
I got to cuz it's gonna be lots of people right and everybody loves a donut everybody especially the original Christian game plays
Well, what if you just got it from the store so it's fresh I?
Like the way you're to all the agent we just send the rules to you
Right, you're right. Let's have some self-control. You're right.
But we can have the minis. I didn't know they made these.
This is self-control though. I've never had a mini Christmas tree.
How many calories it is?
265.
Okay, so look at the minis.
That's not bad. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, that's 500, 20, 7, 8.
Yeah. And obviously we need like two of these, right?
for everybody $10 though 10 dollar oh get get $10 for eight dollars
a tax-ass economy is this that's why would you ever pay $10 for non-fresh
Krispy Kreme I would never my life that's crazy okay now for three
Do you want to get stepper s'mores?
Oh.
Oh.
You don't want any s'mores?
I have a fire pen in the back.
Oh, you got a fire pen.
Yeah. If we get wood, we can do stepper s'mores.
Hmm.
And we're going to make quok.
And...
Oh, the cinnamon rolls.
Here, here, hold on. We need some shampoo.
Can't forget the shampoo.
Yeah, cause your shae's like...
got flour all hey you can't have your elbows looking rough and you got flour
you're having a rough day today you are losing aura by the minute you got a
lock in please well usually I use tone is it in here right where is it
Is that kind of crazy that you see like a product of yours in
Okay
Well, there's like curly stuff I know I use that or she stuff that's okay look at me
Why would I rather?
There's right, let's um, okay. Well all this
I just used the soap, is that right?
I used the Dr. Bronner soap for shampoo in Death of Magics.
Dr. Bronner's?
What is a bro I do?
No, you need that VO5 agent.
What? I need to switch.
Holy inches!
What are these celebrities here?
What heat?
Damn, they got this in Target now?
What are they saying, head and shoulders?
Facts.
Is head and shoulders good?
Uh, I used it, uh, last month.
Oh, Redkin is good too.
That's like, that's like bougie stuff, though.
What's it called?
Redkin?
What is that?
It's like, it's a bougie shampoo.
That or like Nexus is also really good.
Oh, it's not some bougie shampoo.
Um, it'd be in the other aisle over here.
Hold, hold, hold.
It's like these.
Look, this shit just looks bougie.
This.
Do not get christened ass sucks. Do not get christened ass. That is for like
Your chat non-cruelie hair since we're leaking shit. You want to know why this song clearance?
No
Because we're placing your new scent
So much going out of stock. There's so many
We're so many actually. I'm not like those shit. We're replacing citrus with is so calm
I will say citrus is my least favorite scent. You too. Yeah
I like normally the ones that smell like fresher. I think this one was like too citrusy. Yeah, yeah for me
No, I
Yeah, sir. Oh, I want to see can you give us a hint for the new scent? I
Think it was a target that like put them up my ass in it early. Okay. Wait. Can you can you tell me and then I can mute?
Yeah, okay
I
Ammitted damn this is it. Oh my god, bro mutathons. Have you guys do had a citrus?
Here do you mean to take it? Yeah, of course, I got you so much
you take a picture while ashy
oh she's she broke they had they had the rent on what a shampoo it's not
leech where they had the random highway you if you wanted to know you already
know the guy had the random highway like nothing on the thing I took the
photo but it didn't matter. I don't know anything. It's a highway. It's not a leak.
Jesus. I put it in Eric's stuff I had to work. Where are you at?
Whoa. Did I rip it?
Oh wait. You can get this stuff. I like this brand.
This? I use this. It smells amazing too.
You want to smell? Here.
Smell. Oh I almost got you.
I got you!
Dig!
You're so lucky!
I tried, I tried so hard!
Dig!
Hold on, this is too much dirt, I like the packaging on this.
It doesn't smell like anything though.
Jujoba and aloe?
Sure, I'll buy it.
Raw sugar, huh?
You gotta check out the competitor someday.
Conditioner, air scout mask, clarifying shampoo.
Oh, there's a clarifying shampoo, charcoal matcha.
Oh, this looks like some of that like, you know when they just put bullshit words on there
Or they say the jobah
Macha, it's like I'm gonna tell you they got they got 1% of that stuff in there the rest of it all chemicals
They always do that shit
They always do that
I feel like they do that forever though, it's always if you look the ingredients like one thing has that on it everything else doesn't
All right ready
Okay, agent
No, no, no.
Come on.
Are you fucking sick?
Say goodbye.
Agent, oh my god.
Face masks!
Please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please.
Hey, Negas, do not do face masks in the sleepovers.
You've never been-
You've never been-
We do not do sleepover in a face mask.
But you're going to-
We don't-
Agent, but you're in a girls' house, OK?
No, no.
That's not true.
There's a guy in the house now.
Well, OK.
But here's the thing.
If you're going to be in a girl's-
Negas...
Guys...
Play games at nighttime, and we watch sports.
Agent, can you hold this, please?
For just a minute.
Agent, us ladies really enjoyed to do face masks.
And I would really appreciate it if you would do a face
mask with the girl.
If you're going to do a sleepover
and you want to have a sleepover segment
and you're not going to wear some fucking pajamas,
at the very least, you can do a face mask.
Either that, or you wear makeup.
Yeah, I'm good off of that one, champ.
I'm good.
I'm good.
You can't say I'm good when you're trying to form
like an awesome photo.
You do that. I'm fucking good. Come on, please
Okay, all right, you stay here look for your what do you look for?
Honestly, I was looking for
I don't know what it's like a little
I just I just I'm in a different aisle. Look at me
Hey, you gotta let me see it again bro, bro. I'm gonna why you are called lackanted. Oh my no
What is the body or snap?
Sorry, sorry. I was just getting good
It's like every time I walk behind you, that's all I can see.
828? 828.
That's an aura loss.
It's an aura loss. You lost a lot of aura.
So that talk to the strategy to get more tone sales you lost you lost a lot of work
Baby shampoo
Slave initial away do it again clinical strength hold on sometimes you need the clinical strength
Is this 2-in-1? No it's not.
Oil control.
Yo bros, is it shampoo or not, Renika?
It is.
Nah, it was too much. Too much strength.
No, no. Agent, no. I think that one is worse than the other one.
It's okay, we're gonna get you right. I'm gonna find you lotion.
Where is the conditioner?
You need it.
Where is it?
I don't want to buy 2-in-1, man.
No, fuckers, just read.
Just read.
Milk inside the ship. I never had all the milk for 12. Yo, they gotta have slaves making this $12 for this much
They wanted to how else they get the price down slavery
Don't say he's right bro
Okay, he took one!
Be serious.
Oh my God, wait, don't be a V.
Y'all are in the car.
Ew.
Holy chop angle.
I was trying to set it up so it's in the car.
It was car P.O.V. but it didn't work.
Did he lie?
Okay, lotion.
Focus up.
Okay.
Grown.
I'm gonna go home.
Where?
Here.
It's not lotion.
It's blocking.
Just read the title up top.
It does not say lotion, buddy.
Is it?
No, the lotion's gotta be in the body wash, no?
Yo, I'm telling you.
Yes, go ahead and put your arm over it.
Since you got jokes today.
No.
Oh, I was just kidding.
Oh, there you go.
You're a little...
Sir, sir, can you...
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
You think I was going to stop filming me?
He's making me really uncomfortable.
That was actually her phone.
Sir, I actually need you to stop filming me or I'm going to go to the house.
Sorry.
No, I don't need...
No need to call that.
No need.
I'm not willing to commit to that bit. I got scared.
Nah, I think he's just joking too, right?
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I got scared. I was like, I can't commit to it.
Because remember the last time you really went to the car.
Yeah, because I have been arrested before over shit I didn't do.
Really?
Twice.
Oh, well, yeah. I forgot you told me...
You told me one of them.
Yeah, you want to know who's the number one ranked in Target right now?
These guys.
These guys are like the Kansas City Chiefs of Target.
Nigga's crushing it.
I don't even know why they got 20,000 different senses shit
You know about the
Because you have to know I saw the numbers they're going crazy
Well, we gotta do we gotta we gotta get to that level chat. Oh wait the chat
Okay
It's where these right
No, it's not you. It's not you.
It's not. The way you're lacking today, bro, it is not you.
The way you're lacking today, it is not you.
This smells like what you're doing right now.
What do you go like?
Oh, that's the body wash station.
Yeah, dummy. We said that.
Come on, walk in.
Agent!
Tom!
Where's it at?
Right there.
Where?
It's in that...
It's in that...
That's a scroll bastard.
Look, the family's right here.
A scroll bastard.
I don't want to accidentally film.
It's right there.
Do you see it?
Woah.
Uh oh, sorry, excuse us.
Oh my God, you're the creator!
$12 your taxing.
Lower the price.
You know one day when we have all the slaves we can get it down.
Yeah, yeah.
Now I know how much it costs.
I want you to know this is why Dove outperforms you because your PR is abysmal.
So this is why Dove is outperforming y'all because your PR is abysmal.
I haven't found the right place yet.
You know we haven't found the right cheap slavery yet.
You know we never sit in Texas.
Wait, Riz?
Yeah, the only thing we get from China is like the actual...
Can I go to the Toon Factory?
I think it's in Dallas.
Can I go?
I was going to do a stream if you want to do it with me where we worked there.
can I actually I would have loved to wait well I'm not aware of a way I want to
slave so then if I'm worth of free not cuz they get paid so am I gonna pay you
on there sure yeah I'm down I'm actually in that's not so fun yes they
have it here wait that's sick I would I would love to go I didn't know you guys
make it in Texas yes some of it is made in Cali some of it in Texas okay agent
where are we going we need to sleep over some other just want to see what
I'm just cruising in this.
You want another, oh, fuck it, Ollie Pop?
You want another one?
Emily loves Ollie Pop, actually.
We can get some for her.
What's your favorite part?
Um, I'm not quite sure, so maybe she's gonna feed you.
I've seen her drink them before, but I don't know which one she likes.
No, they put plain-foot protein in anything, never.
Yeah, but do you believe that's actually there?
Yeah, I do.
He's like, that's the guy who baked it all, and then he's not going to buy it now because
your curse is not a storm.
Yeah, walk in.
Okay, maybe we'll get a few of these.
I'm not allowed to get it, so.
GG's.
It's okay.
I have some of the house.
I don't have a good one.
Protein balls?
They're just making cakes up of this one.
No, if you're buying protein balls from Target, you got different prerogatives, because there's
nobody wants some protein balls in the chat.
Yes or no?
Eight grams of protein per serving.
Is it one ball in your mouth per serving?
Oh, about two balls.
The macros fucking suck.
It's 24 grams of carbs.
Yeah, but you get two balls.
Yeah, they just put protein in it and dumb niggas buy it.
That's some shit macros.
Okay, okay.
For a girl, sleep over.
We need pajamas.
Sorry, excuse us.
Do you want to get pizzas?
Nah.
Okay.
Alright, that's fair then.
Would you like mac and cheese?
Eat it now.
But why not?
Because there's too much chocolate in the house, you don't need more.
But it's half off.
But you're already eating cinnamon rolls.
Oh wait.
No, it's not half off.
It's a low price.
Wait now.
buy one get one half off
that's the deal bro like if Emily was here you know what she was saying she
would say what a deal okay one of these that does not look like that sounds
like a foot that's what I was thinking what does it look like to you
Huh?
What does it look like to you?
I thought, yeah, for sure.
Focus up.
Okay, let's get, um...
We need sleepover stuff, like...
Thanks for s'mores.
We need...
Wow, that looks like some chocolate macadamia.
Hmm?
Dude, I've never even tried to make coffee. I feel like...
Yo, the last time we was in a wine aisle in a target, Duke Dennis was drenching Chris next door for the whole bunch of wine.
Oh, that's when you guys start your sleepover, right?
Hello!
Hello, hello!
What's up, bro? How you doing, man?
How you doing, bro?
Checkin' the bursty?
How you doing, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
How we just shopping, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go you real person.
Oh, it's dream, real.
Hello, nice to meet you.
Did you mean don't forget?
Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, bro, what's your name man?
Nice to meet you bro. Appreciate the support game
Yeah, most people think that normally
I'm real man. Not you that AI shit. I
We just were shot we just sleep over today, so we try and get some snacks this year. Oh
It's literally just like this. Yeah, we've been asked to turn on the phone
Huh, I am yeah, she lived here. Yeah, anyways, nice to meet you, bro
I'm just shopping. I don't usually chill outside
Anyway, man, nice to meet you. Yeah
Bye nice to meet you
And your AI
Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. This, this, this hat tone gotta get right here.
This isle Oreo runs it.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Yo!
Yeah, they take up all of the, holy shi-
Look, it just goes all the way-
They're funny!
Oh my God.
Wait, hold on. Do they have the Oreo Thins though?
Have you had these, but you put them in the fridge?
These things, the mint Oreos?
Yes, nah.
If you get the mint ones, they have this, these thin versions that you put in the fridge.
He's just like the mints. They're so fire. Wait. Oh
Wow, they got the thick ones. Why would you get them when you can get the thick it's less calories?
You're eating Oreos
You're eating Oreos
Wait a minute about calories. Wait a minute. I just realized four of these is a hundred forty calories
That's a waste of calories
You're right, you're right, you're right.
We tell them out.
Bro, a similar rule's gotta be like a thousand calories.
I'm gonna keep this back.
Nah, not one.
One's gotta be like 500 Bs.
Bro, there's no way.
It's gotta be a thousand calories.
You're scaring me.
Stop saying that.
I'm telling you.
Chet, isn't it?
That's just alcohol.
Isn't it?
It's gotta be right?
No, we're just saying, you're nose, you're nose.
Okay, so I'll say you're nose.
How you doing?
What's up?
Yeah, of course!
Here, do you want me to take it for you?
Oh, okay, okay, of course! Here, I can...
I'll hold it like this, and then I can take it like this.
Hey, Jim.
Yep. Just gonna write us some of the ones next.
Thank you, though.
Well, you're welcome.
Nice to meet you, Daisy.
Thank you, nice to meet you.
Thank you, of course. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, you too. And thank you for talking to me.
Thank you.
What if she's never talked to her? I don't even know what that is.
I guarantee you she stopped talking. She looked like she didn't even know what that is
Come on. If you look like you don't even know what that is the way you look at it
That's what I do. Okay, I start every time I start stream ashy
So I put it on on stream so I remind you. But would you miss that stuff though is a problem like you're missing a step
No, no, I don't want to do here. No, you're missing
Yo, like what is it they got quest donuts
There's like, bro, there's like kids like drinkable stuff right there too and you just-
Hey guys, chillin' and see ya.
Hi!
Yeah.
Hello!
Appreciate it, bro.
Yeah, sir.
Have a good day, guys.
Yeah, we're live right now.
Yeah.
Hi, bro.
I mean, look, I gotta see what movies to talk about.
Okay, you gotta get it.
I mean, we have to get it, right?
They got Quest Muffins, Nickel.
Oh my god.
You got chocolate chip muffins?
Yeah, I know.
I mean, there's no way that's good.
We know.
They're innovating.
You have to try it.
This is innovation, bro.
How are you making that shot every time?
But it's like every time you hit the bank hand,
you bounce it off of it every time.
Yo, this, can I talk about this real fast?
This pissed me off.
What are you talking about?
These are naked cheese puffs.
Huh?
They're naked cheese puffs.
They've got cheese on them.
Do they?
I thought there was just no flavor.
Like it's just a puff.
I don't know, I'm asking you.
If it's just the puff, why would you ever just sell it just the puff new cheese?
I don't know.
That makes no sense, right?
What is the fucking point?
Maybe they, maybe they, maybe it's like a you-can-flavor-it-yourself type thing.
No.
Put some ranch seasoning in a bag, shake that bitch up.
Yeah, yeah, get your own flavor on that.
Oh, agent!
Yo, yo, yo, there's something going on.
I'm telling you, I don't know where to sit on.
Sit on, sit on.
Out of nowhere, I've been seen as shit everywhere.
Can we get it? Can we get it? Can we get it?
Yo, I've been seeing this shit everywhere, though.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, do we have to?
It's part of a conspiracy.
No!
It's conspiracy.
So you think that-
Because I went from never seeing a late Dubai chocolate
to seeing it everywhere.
It's a conspiracy.
Yeah, because it went-
No, it went-
It's a conspiracy.
See, and this is why you're watching Epstein videos
and the government's gonna come knocking at your door.
Because you don't want to stop asking questions.
You shut up and you buy the Dubai chocolate.
That's healthy carrots.
Yeah.
That's healthy carrots.
200 calories.
Is it one serving size or one bag?
So there's not a bag for 200g.
Cheese balls, that's not bad.
I have to say, I've been pissed off. I don't like the way it looks.
Your carrot cake lids?
I'm so sad.
I'm sure Nick is going crazy, dude.
You want a two though?
Bro, I need them for the house.
For the house, it's for Emmy and Bonnie.
I mean, and Bonnie don't beat that.
They're my roommates. I know them.
No, they might.
I know them.
But they might really like it. It's really fine.
It's just like two bags, it's just two...
No way.
We have to see what that's about.
I mean, we have to...
Okay, you missed.
That was like a hit, Gangle.
You were close though, you were close.
Okay, focus.
Agent?
Sleepover, so we've got no sleepover thing.
We might need to get a vacuum for tonight.
Why would we need a vacuum again?
Just in case it gets messy.
It's not gonna get messy though, right?
I hope not.
This is the problem.
If it gets messy again, I'm gonna have to call Becky again
and you're not gonna wanna see Becky anymore, right?
Well, luckily I cleaned it up last time,
so I can clean it up again.
Did you clean it up last time,
or did you sit down and I cleaned it up last time?
I just had 10-4.
I've been caught.
And all is E.
All right, focus.
Now this is a confusing order of things here.
Wait, hold on.
Let's get a rundown of our sleepover stash here.
Okay, ready?
What do we do?
We've got shampoo.
I'll be pop.
I don't even know if she likes these.
That could be wrong.
Fucking Reese's.
Okay.
You've got multiple shampoos, by the way.
You've got two different brands of shampoos.
We're gonna put some on the back.
Okay.
You've got Reese's Dubai chocolate.
This is a good purchase though.
I like this purchase.
That's a great purchase.
Look around, I'm a back then, he's going crazy.
Oh my God, yo, that's y'all when y'all make tone.
He's, yo, we're in the, y'all we're in the lap,
making jump man.
Where's the food?
What food, man?
Nobody goes with soup over for food, we go there for snacks.
Wait, what do you mean, where's the food?
$20?
I'm just more mad that they're like, wait, what?
Hold on.
There's no way they do that job that said $20.
There's no way.
Oh my god I feel the ground shaking.
Come back.
Oh no no no.
Is it $15 gang?
Yo, for what?
$5 to $15.
No no no no no.
No these ones are $15.
This is $5.79 by the way.
This.
We'll split this one.
$2.50.
And then we're gonna have a timely out taste.
What a deal!
Yeah, they used to say in the bread whatever you said that.
Hell no!
$14.99 is actually insane for that.
There's no reason that should be a thing.
Absolutely not, man.
Okay, okay. Do we need any grilling things?
I thought we was using a bonfire.
Oh, we are, right?
Can we get a wood, please?
Oh, they... A&P money?
Good job. I'm not lying.
You can't shame me for wanting to say bread, bro.
You can't, bro.
$50 for chocolate?
Chocolate it better be the best chocolate on earth I agree actually there's no reason you buy on it and it becomes expensive
Come on gang
Yeah, I'm from marketing tracks. Okay, we need we need do they still would it at Target?
Where's the car? Yeah, so as a as a yo you ever shop before nigga you just leave the car behind you want to get some tiki choices
Oh, I mean we don't want to have a visit put them your house
We have tiki torches at our house. They're built in
Oh, I know
But we need firewood, so why did you say you don't know where to put them?
I said we need fucking firewood dummy because you know because the promise we already have some so we put them in the
Please just say we already have some you said there's nowhere to put it
You're so fucking down. You're so fucking so you're so fucking stupid. You're actually so dumb
Dude, is there a note sir? I have a question. Is there any like firewood here?
No, there's no way. No, that was like starter stuff
Yeah, I thought it'd be here too, but I think maybe you guys don't have any it's okay
Oh, okay. All right, thank you so much appreciate it
Let me thank you Amanda
She's here
No, he hated you bro, most of it
Ready
No, you're getting ideas
I mean, you're getting the hint of hint.
I was, I was, I was just...
That's all I talk. You said I talk in subtitles.
Like, I'm just describing things.
Somebody else said that to me. They said I read outside.
Yeah, I actually do both jobs at the same time.
Oh.
Who do you think you are?
Hmm?
Bro, I'm just like that. I'm telling you.
Hold on. Let me put this over.
She's 37 years old, by the way.
Did that look cool?
Yeah, you're so cool.
Everybody in the chat's like,
damn, I want to be like, sending when I grow up.
grow up. Is that what I was saying? It's a really low bar. Raise your bar. Now they're saying grown woman.
Okay, okay. I think they don't have firewood. So I can just order some of the house. Okay. Do you
want to do s'mores? Sure. Or do you want to cook like real food by steak? No. Because I can cook
a steak on their fire. Nope, nope, nope. We did it the last time. But it was wagyu. Uh, no, no, no.
We cooked regular steaks over the fire at my house. You weren't there and they were good.
We just had some wagyu steaks last week, I'm not, I'm not ever going back.
Oh, you're too regular to have, you're too good now?
I hate you.
V8, V8 too good where you only get A5 wagyu, you know, you're really a different tag bracket, bro.
You're so weak.
I'm the same bracket as you.
No, you're above me.
Nope, same bracket.
Are we?
Mm-hmm.
Stop right there.
Wait, I was gonna stop too.
Oh, somebody stole, damn, it's been a fucking robbery, it's been a goddamn
Robbery in this target
Yo, he's going to hell wheels is it really that serious? That's crazy
Okay, no, please ugly-ass babies which was ugly all of them
Okay, I mean they're dolls they don't they only count
your fingerprints are on it and then they can come get no fucking way no oh my god
though you know mr. B's lab Joe can I have some you're asking me can I have one
wait can we what is it up can we make sure can I have one please please can
$50 for this
what is this he's about to hate before you figured out what it was not going to
mystery microbeasts inside I don't want no mystery beastie shit
$5 beasties each one of these better have a chance of me to win a million
Please buy for content. Yes. Hold on. What is it though?
There's 20 20 of these microbeasts in there
Yeah, and two exclusive ones. I'm one. You know if we see him in two days. Oh
They're fucking uh, what is that? I don't know
They're like little little
collectibles. Oh
Yeah, if we see him in a few days and this shit is ass. I'm cussing him out when I see him
We don't have to buy again girl. Yeah, but for the content. I gotta buy like two. I mean
is it bad? no it's good. is it chopped? it always is. is it on point five or is it one because there's a big
chop difference? yeah it's that one. oh that's that point five. it's worse. yeah it's worse now.
yeah you want to move your hair out of the way?
is it bad? it's really bad, isn't it? can't be that bad, right?
We're heads. That's like a reasonable diameter.
That's a landing strip right there.
No, the circumference of it isn't that bad. It's like it's kind of not that wide.
No, I genuinely feel like you have more forehead than head.
Okay, let me see yours.
Oh my god. No, no, no.
Okay, it's not that bad, Agent.
Uh-huh.
Um, like I...
no I think I think sub up click the sub button I feel like threatened more than
anything like the sub button feels like you can't go like a redditor vibe there
a redditor vibe cut the balls we don't want to cut the balls that's not
really a sequel shit I mean I just kind of want to buy one so if I if it's bad
I can go to Mr. Beast and say what the fuck is this he's gonna say like got
you bitch. He said bitch you paid $5 for this you should have known. Sorry Mr. Beast. Alright.
What are we doing? Agent got space. Oh are you reading the four oh no oh no he's gonna get
the securities reading the four-head comments. Nah that's a bonnet head. Oh no. My eye they're
You're still talking about my eyes.
They're still, it still hurts?
At least he has a nice personality.
I'm putting this phone away.
I don't know.
Maybe once they start complimenting your personality,
you know it's over.
Oh no.
Move over.
Thank you for the five gifts that I appreciate it.
W5.
Bro, that's like, I had somebody mess with me,
Agent and they said, they said,
Senna, you're like an average pretty,
you're not a model pretty,
and that's what makes you hot.
So what's that mean?
You know what that is?
That's like when women say,
oh, I like a dad bod.
That's what it sound like.
It's like men are like really real really like average
I mean they say that or some people they go they go she's like mid-prey like she's like attainable
And I go what's that mean like what does that mean like you see me in a bar and you're like yeah, she's in my league
Call somebody attainable is fucking crazy like it here's a thing like like I don't know what they mean
But I can only I'm weird their profile. So what do you mean by attainable?
Yo, I thought I kept underpants for a second agent. I
Have some place. I want to go
It might be by the same author. Yeah, this feels exactly like what cat it does
The fonts and everything that's a good pool by the way captain. I'm gonna put a potter one of my favorite series
The goblet of fire.
Have you ever heard Percy Jackson and the Olympians?
No, nigga. I'm just forming a Harry Potter audience.
Let me cut.
Oh. Oh.
Percy Jackson clears.
Oh, no. It doesn't clear Harry Potter, actually. I'll take that back.
Okay. Sorry. Take this.
Agent, I have an area.
Come on, Emily's waiting on us.
I have an area that we need to go to.
Come on. This way.
I fell falling.
Yes! I was thinking...
Come on, this way!
Come on, doggo!
Come on!
This way! Here's a cheat!
No, I didn't mean...
Here's a cheat!
No, I didn't mean...
Hey buddy! Hey! Hey!
You gonna pet me next?
No!
Hey, watch out for those elbows, okay?
You spark a fire!
Come to me, they're on my face!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, focus, focus, focus.
Agent, please can we get pajamas?
You can get pajamas, I'm not telling you.
Wait, they have cute stuff here.
Okay, Target?
They do!
Yeah, like roleplaying, like you would ever wear this.
This stuff?
Well, it's like, it's like, it's like cute like lace PJs and stuff.
They're slay.
Girls would wear stuff like that.
Affirmative right now, you can be affirmative.
Okay, well to be fair, I do normally wear a chug t-shirt most of the time.
That is true.
You wear a double XL, big t-shirt.
This outfit is not helping on kids.
It's not, but we have to get Pajamas.
Black History Month selection, let's talk about it.
Slay, hold up.
Talk about it.
Oh my god, wait, they have actual, like, information on the designers, too, that's kind of cool.
Morehouse, okay, Atlanta, alright.
Celebrate Black History Month with entrepreneurs who empower and uplift black communities
before it's designed.
That's pretty cool, they're doing this.
They're the only ones I've ever seen.
They're not that ass though.
I've never seen them do like, individual lines.
Then by black designers, I've never seen it.
W-target, lucky.
Okay.
Agent.
Where are you going?
I'm going to go past this area.
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to ask.
Excuse me.
Oh, sorry.
Excuse me.
Where are the pajamas?
Yes.
Um, if you go down there, you'll start to see like, you'll start to see like,
bras if you remember.
Okay.
And then where are the pajamas for men?
So if you just go down that way and make a right,
you're gonna continue.
You'll see the men's like good fellow t-shirts.
If you keep walking almost as if you're going back
to the tech area, we'll look to your left
and you'll see shirts on that other side.
You'll see like pants, like with like cartoons
and stuff like that.
Okay, oh like cartoon pajamas too?
Yes, okay, thank you so much.
All right agent.
What did they say?
Well, they said the pajamas are back this way.
Awesome, more steps for me.
I'm remembering all that
I'm not all I have already forgotten some of it, but I just know it's straight and then a left
I think chat got infinite memories, so bro chapter gets everything to
What's that?
She bad
Maybe's okay, but this is like this is unfair. This is a Gerber baby. I mean Gerber babies are like models, huh?
Gerber babies they come out they're like models. Yeah that's what I mean he's got
the Gerber buff. He's got the Gerber buff. The Gerber buff is when like you're a
baby that's like kind of cool so then they're like oh man this baby could be
a model for an apartment store. He's got the Gerber buff. I wonder how they find babies from modeling buff.
I think people just send in photos and they're like damn I got a cute baby look at this.
And then and then they're like oh. If you're a parent it's sending you zero year old in for modeling queues
You're sending your newborn infromodeling photos.
Okay look, here's girl pajamas.
We can get Emily and I matching pants.
Hi, hello.
Oh, it's random spawn in.
Oh, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, of course.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
We got it.
Oh, no, we got him.
Bye, nice to meet you.
No, it's good to see you.
Agent, Agent, Emily would love pajamas, and I promised her.
I hate when people that don't even want pajamas to sleep
pretend like they don't want pajamas on a shooting.
You don't want to do that.
You don't even want to, you didn't wear pajamas yesterday.
Okay, you just wear shorts and it shuts us down.
I'm wearing them today, and you're going to shut the fuck up.
You don't wear stuff like that.
But we're getting them for the sleepover is the issue.
We're getting them for the fucking sleepover.
So we're going to get matching PJs,
and you're going to shut up, and you're going to like it.
That's it. I'm blind. I'm blind. I don't care. I'm but oh my god. Wait, they have what they get such cute sets
I'm not getting these because these would be crazy to wear on stream, but like I don't even know they did that here
Okay
Let's get
Why is Target kind of looking at performance? No? Oh, thank you for the 10. I appreciate it
Thank you chat. Should I get me and Emily these and then matching shirts? Yes
Yes, thank you for the 10. Do they have a small for Emily?
Um, no, I can get another. I need to get a little smaller.
Okay.
Why do you look so pissed off?
Fragoo! Hey!
It's just fucking...
That's how I roll
Everybody's gonna shine
You don't know how to fucking look like that
You can't even got a ton
Yeah, when someone goes to this to every song but can't remember like general knowledge it pisses me off
Well, you have that good memory and you use it on...
Bitch you lie and hold up
What's your problem, bro?
Why, you can have a Nobel Peace Prize in your pocket right now
You could deadass like you have the capabilities
You're genetically inclined for greatness and instead of your whole fucking craniums
just filled with rap lyrics, pop lyrics, rock lyrics, lock in.
Alright, life is more than music.
Um, Agent, we're not done getting pajamas.
We have to get- we have to get- no!
We have to get matching like t-shirts or something.
Are you trying to walk away that fast?
Okay, let's get look sure I don't know I got I just started I just started touching things
Here's like baggy shirts. These are cute. I feel like they're okay
No agent it's it's gonna be fun and then we gotta go to the men's section after this
We get tank tops, but I feel like that's kind of O.D.
There are a thousand in the hole right now in Target.
What do you mean?
No, there's no way our tour basket is a thousand, right?
If we add enough Dubai chocolates, it'll get there.
There's no way.
Yeah, there's gonna be a few more Dubai chocolates in that basket.
Okay, I think...
I don't know where their regular shirts are.
There's no regular white short sleeves.
Leeds anywhere
Okay, yeah an agent don't worry. I will stay over here the entire time
Gently sneak away, maybe we just get me and Emily matching pants. Oh, yes
Okay, well I'm just gonna walk over here and keep looking for stuff
Okay, maybe maybe we just get me and Emily matching pants
because our shirts don't matter and then instead we get Agent the shirts.
Okay, I'm gonna go to the men's shirts. Agent! I'm gonna step over here! You-
Oh, yes, of course!
Oh, thank you!
I wish Emily was here. I would have loved to meet her.
We're literally going to meet up with her after this, too. I'm so sorry!
It was nice to meet her.
No, he's not.
So I like lying to people.
Oh.
They were gonna get excited
Thank you so much. Nice to meet you
Agent are you coming over here?
Nailie, no, I don't know beyond that
I only know the tune but I only know like moonlight can't you see wait you're my
delight oh my god keep going no no I just put your chair agents we have to
getting men's t-shirts for me and Emily.
Huh? Men's? Men's.
Hey ma'am.
Hey.
Women wear women's t-shirts.
That's not very 2026 of you.
Really?
And this is why dub is clear to you.
Look at D.
D.
It was archonical.
We had sevens.
Okay.
men's like pajamas do you know is over here oh these it agents
Oh
So random purchase I wear oh shit
Why are you doing some socks while you're at it?
What size of your pants right here my jail boxes easy. That's easy. Could you do you wear like an XL in pants?
They got Excel
Yeah, you could probably fit that right
Okay, I'm gonna get these.
What about a 2x? 2x or XL? Or L? Or L?
Huh? This is my last pair I got on right now.
What size are those?
XL.
Okay.
You should have a word, uh, triple XL.
Okay. Good to know. Just curious.
Triple XL. Triple XL.
Okay, okay.
Alright, well I'm just gonna get these for me.
Just so I like my daddy pants.
It's nothing.
Um...
And then...
Oh, he's lying.
What? You said you said...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know that if I get too big of a size, you could...
Agents.
You can wear these.
Oh.
Please.
Agent, come on!
I just jumped into the air by my foot.
Agent, come on! Please, please, please!
Look, look, look, look, look!
Hey, we are not wearing that.
Good boy!
He knows I'm fucking buying them, right?
Look, he- did you forget that I'm- oh my god, wait, he is my purse.
Say goodbye.
Okay, wait here. I'll get what if I get me Emily and him all the same pants
Here here. Okay. I'll get these
I'll get these for her and then I'll get
These for agent, okay?
And then and then oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, and then large
Excel yes, yes
Why are you always trying to control men's lives?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
Why are you always trying to control men?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
These are for you!
These are for me, these are for me!
Why are you, why are you worried about yourself?
Is it, is it?
Stop trying to tell men what they should wear!
No, no, no, these are for me!
Men have, men should be able to choose what they want to wear!
They should have to conform to a world of other people!
Because we think we get to pick and choose America!
But that's a bet.
I said bet.
No, me and Emily are gonna wear them.
Why's there three?
I wanted an extra pair.
For you?
You're just gonna wear two?
Yeah.
That's called waist full.
Well, it's for Caleb, it's for Caleb, it's for Caleb.
Caleb's not gonna fit in there.
Rosie, Rosie, Rosie.
Rosie doesn't want it.
Rosie, he does want it.
He doesn't want it, I talked to him.
He does, he does, he does.
I just got off the phone, Rosie.
My phone.
Chee-chee.
Idiot.
You're an idiot.
That's a bag.
We can't get these.
Come on, Emily would like these pants.
She doesn't want you to dress her.
Duh!
But she asked for pajamas.
She probably hanged with the clothes she wanna wear.
Realistically, ESPN, really?
Do you want me to wear ESPNT's?
Do you want me to look like a walking billboard?
Well, I'm sorry, but you normally
always talk about basketball anyway,
so you shouldn't really care that much.
Sorry, I'm checking.
Why do you mind?
Okay, I actually really do want these pants though, so I'm going to get them for myself.
Who is doing these? Why do you put these f***ing shits on her?
Who's doing these?
Whoever's still a favorite target, you're built different.
Okay, okay, I'll be back.
Here, I'm going to put these back.
Yeah.
You take them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's f***ing skedaddle and leave this big forehead behind.
All right chat, it's me, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, agent war, won't wear a hello kitty.
What do I look like?
A 12 year old Asian girl?
I'm not wearing a hello kitty.
I'm a grown ass man.
What do I look like walking around wearing a hello kitty?
Lock the fuck in please.
We lookie need like...
We lookie need...
That's the ball.
We lookie need...
Okay, we got chocolates.
We don't have any chips. We at least need one bag of chips.
Realize to me.
We technically have tortilla chips, but that doesn't count.
So I'm gonna go get a bag of chips.
All right?
I'll be honest, there's a chance that she gets messy tonight.
The vacuums might not be a bad idea.
But they're expensive.
And it's her house.
So I don't care.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
All right.
Oh.
Nerds.
Does we have enough cameras and chopsticks
and chips, here we go.
Here we go.
We're getting to it.
We're getting to it.
Oh, the chip aisle.
Realistically, bro, we can get these little 18 packs and then
Let's just get a good collection, baby
Just for just for just for a variety. I like this right here. This is a good variety
We got some flaming hot stuff salt and vinegar fun yens. We got sweet chili heat. That's good
That's good stuff
You got to get a good variety because you never know different people aren't two different things, you know
There's the quest stuff we got, um, all right, okay, we got some chips, we got some chocolate,
we got, the only thing we didn't get was some tone, huh, that's funny, the only thing we
didn't get was some tone someone said big back big back you did that bro you
smashed the chocolate ruin I eat it smashed I don't care how it comes word
It's a tulip chat.
Oh, I can tell it's a doll!
It's only $8.
That's a fucking steal.
Maybe some fruits, but I think they have some at the house because they have grapes
stuff like that
I was gonna put these back and get the other ones for Emily, but then I thought Emily and I would look so much better if we had matching land before time t-shirts
I appreciate that man, thank you man
Yeah, just put that one back so you want two sets of PJ's
I was gonna put these back and I'll leave one for you
So you can have these and then this and I'll put two of these
You understand I don't want any of them
Well, you're staying in the girls house and it's a girl's secret
No, it's not. It's a guy's house, too.
It's a guy's house, too.
No, it's not. It's a guy's sleepover, too.
It's a guy's I invited to oil. I invited to oil.
I invited to oil.
And Rosie's coming.
As well as one of the girls.
And Caleb and Marcus are going to be there.
As well as one of the girls and so is Rosie.
Nope. Those are the guys.
There's actually going to be more men than women.
You guys can't laugh.
Oh, there's going to be more men than women.
Team B, you've got to think about that.
You've got to really think about that. It's a man's sleepover.
Oh, are you all right, Lee?
I'm on you.
All right.
Let me get a men chant.
Men.
Men.
Men.
I don't want me to back to you.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
30 grams of protein.
Why is it sitting outside?
It can't be that good then.
Agent.
Yo.
Can I go run these back then to the other session?
Yeah, you can.
And then maybe the other sir?
You can just leave it at the cash register.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you for that.
I mean, I personally like to think it creates jobs.
Because then you need to hire somebody to start putting things back.
This is going to be an L.U.C. with a DOOM.
That really does create jobs though.
You run a business, you know how it is.
Do I just leave a thing or no?
I mean, you know lots of people do that.
It'll take me two seconds to just put it back.
Okay, would you rather create a job right now or be nice?
Do you think that if I don't do this, somebody's going to get fired?
Yeah, they're going to say,
oh, we need to see when people are making returns
or leave things on the counter.
Because that's what you think.
I mean, that's not what I think.
That's what they're going to have to do.
Yeah, yeah, that's really good, that's nice.
Oh, of course.
I mean, we broke it now, but yeah.
What up, Chad?
Nice to meet you, bro.
Of course, yes.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Have a good one.
Take care.
Take care.
Oh, sorry.
You too.
Yeah, of course.
Thank you, thank you.
Cool.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
Yeah, yes, sir.
Yo, hold on.
Give me one second.
It's not going to be a man.
I'm fucking late.
I'm late.
Jack, I'm over here.
I put these back.
It's going to take two fucking seconds.
And then, I know what I'm going to do.
And then, is Emily already at the house?
Because we have to get back?
Yeah, I have to make her walk.
So we have to hurry.
She's already there? Okay, cool. That's perfect.
Did she get face mask yet? Jokes on agent chat?
I'm a girl. I have some.
What do you think of this?
You know what I mean? You know I don't got face mask on the ready.
I just bought a pack yesterday.
Fuck!
This is a fucking chud life, bro, it's what a life I'm living.
Come on, here.
Here we go.
Debbie's good Samaritan. I'm really a hero.
Alright, let's lock in.
Pre-somebody gets fired because they say they don't have enough staff.
GG.
Alright, let's go.
Hi.
Hello, nice to meet you.
Hi, hello.
Is it okay if I get a big one?
Of course, yeah.
Yeah.
I came from a different target.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Where's Agent?
Oh, he's from around here somewhere.
I'm literally about to go meet him.
I think he's up in the front.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I think he's up here getting like lotion or something.
His elbows were a little ashy today and I keep pointing him out so I think he
has to get some.
So, you were doing a different target, you said?
Yeah.
to one on a different one and one on some college.
I think there's a few people that walk in,
at least some people walk in and they pretend like they didn't
and I'm like, you know you think so, you know what I mean?
They always pretend, they're like, oh, you know you did.
I wanted to get a picture of him.
Yeah, especially because he's never here at all,
so I get it.
I don't know where he is though.
He might be MIA so it might be GGs because I can't find him.
He may be GGs.
He was over here but you might have better luck if you wander and go look for him maybe
but I don't know where he is.
I'm sorry, nice to meet you.
Here Chad, I'm going to go pay so that way Emily's not waiting on us and then I can
meet him in the front because I don't know where he is but at least then I can
pay you know what I mean wait a minute they just plan it's to leave so that way
I pay
I'm too...
Hold on.
I'll get a fuckin' minute.
Well...
I'll get here.
Hi! Is this open?
Hello!
I have a ton of...
stuff. It's a bunch of random stuff.
I'm so sorry.
When did he even get this?
Heard me.
I mean, I've got more pajamas.
Sorry about that.
Dude, does this go like a sleepover cart to you?
Half and half, yeah.
Yeah, it gets worse as we go, trust. It is not a great sleepover cart.
He still has two brands of shame.
And I'm buying both. That's great. That's the easiest look that he's ever had in his life.
Agent.
Yeah, when I say like, you all get our pay. Why would you go somewhere else?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was going to drop off the pajama.
Yeah, see?
I was going to drop.
Watch the tour of the Coral Bay.
I'm like, where is she?
Hold it.
I'll say the key words.
I'll be right back.
Who does that?
Why do you do this?
Because we need chips.
Done.
It's a seat over.
That was for my elbows.
That's right, that's right.
I need that for my elbows.
You are not.
We're actually not a real fear of being.
You're getting the ad read off me too, that's what we're doing?
You can't go to Target and not do it.
Alright, there's a camera facing you.
Hold on now.
Recharge mince?
That's good.
Locking in.
Oh, this thing thing's thing run for a handshift
Yeah
Not gonna pay for it. No, I got it. I
Just yeah, I just like trying. I like trying youtuber stuff to see if it's good
No, but I've already set up the narrative that you left to make me pay so I can't knock it out
I told you not to go anywhere
Show us your car show us your credit card
Yo chat the company card called company
Company cards you still your money
Like you're the company center
I know that every time versus like oh we gotta buy this and it's so expensive as equipment I cry a little bit
Yeah, she doesn't understand how taxes work.
Well, you haven't had a company cartel right now?
Yeah.
What have you been using? Your personal?
Yeah.
Fries, you know.
Oh, wait, if I go...
Whoa!
She needs... you need fries.
Put it in the bag.
Yeah, so that's why I had to do my taxes by myself.
All right, sir.
All right, you all right? Go crazy.
I know how to do my taxes by myself.
All right, sir.
All right, you all right?
You're crazy.
That's why every time I do my taxes by myself,
I have to go and do that.
If you get the time, I got you.
I'm not getting the call.
If you need help, I got you.
What's the note?
Hey, you let me handle the payment.
Broke ass.
I couldn't even say it to you in the street,
but you're so much richer than me.
That's not true.
Thank you so much.
Come on, Vamanos.
Hey, everybody.
Company Cardin, she used it for snacks.
Solid.
Yeah, they're cooking you in her next audit.
Roger.
Yeah, I was here.
I was here.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
What's that?
Nah, nah, I'm just freestyle again, bro.
You good?
You got the cart.
Huh?
Move the cart.
I am.
Well, why'd you pause like that?
I don't need it.
Let's go.
Man, pull it up.
Is it every time you walk that you say pull up like that,
it always scares you, but then I remember you just want people to walk with you.
I don't want to wait.
I know I know I would I kind of got away because they're walking slow
Hi
Oh, oh, you're not oh, okay. I can take it
Oh a stream picture
I love you, Captain!
I love you, Captain!
Slay!
Yo!
Oh my god, he's got motion!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm like sometimes in your face.
Street pig!
Cute!
Bye!
Yo!
Say it again!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I should have stood-
Hey!
I was gonna say what if she's like a dictator?
All immigrants get out.
Yeah, what if she's like super harsh on her policies
for student government?
Student council's like have a straight dictator.
Yeah, I almost did the teach out of the high school
and I realized it's just fake power.
Yeah.
You know, it's not even real.
You can't even really make waves for real
like the way you want to see a nice car.
What kind of car is it?
I don't know what kind of car that is.
I don't know anything about cars.
Mondo!
Oh my God, I forgot Mondo's been in the car!
Mondo!
Now he's been in here for so long.
No, the car has AC, it should be good.
Oh, okay.
You didn't leave him there with the windows up, no AC?
You open it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Jordy, switch.
What?
What's yours?
Nothing.
What you bought?
What the fuck was that?
What?
Nothing.
Yo, why is this still in here?
Bye-bye!
What's up, Roshki?
All right.
Oh my God!
Oh my god, does he hate mom?
What do you do with these?
I had to get you at least once!
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Get in!
Thank you.
Come on.
He's an idiot, he's an idiot.
Agent, are you going to close the trunk?
I wonder, why the fuck didn't you close it?
Idiot, yeah.
And I got you bald.
I got you bald.
Idiot, yeah. And I got you falling dumbass.
I'm your Uber driver.
Okay.
Can we switch check? Two's, two's, two's, two's.
Oh, you guys are switching the orders?
Yeah, yeah.
Turn your light on back there, Center.
Hold on, let me buckle in.
Hold on, let me buckle in.
You don't buckle up?
Hold on, let me buckle in.
Hold on, everybody.
Why is everybody saying don't eat the pasta?
Emily made pasta?
I'm not a lie.
Eating something Emily cooked is...
No, apparently she's been making pasta and she says it's good.
It's been my understanding she can't cook.
Wait, they've been all eating out of the same hole, sage's wear.
Who had ever been doing that?
Everybody at the house.
Eating out of... oh shit, the house.
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
Well, I told her to go there ahead because she knew where it was coming from.
So...
Yeah, remember when we were supposed to leave at 8,
they used to start watching UDY videos?
Motherfucker, I told you we could react for 15 minutes.
I did do that.
You said no, it was up.
I did do that and then Chad told me you started a UDY video.
Chad, yes they did.
So I said another video.
You said I'm gonna squeeze in and my clothes will react.
No, I did one react and I was time for me to go but then they said you started video
So I started a second video facts and then I pulled up on you because I was like, I mean, I could start a third video
But we're never gonna leave
Joe take some fucking responsibility
Let's go
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch our PSA public service announcement stop stream sniping nigga
All right, I know y'all y'all know when and when next streamers gonna be Austin
I stop sharing something we got to stop stop normalizing that bro
Like cuz cuz it's like yeah one
It's like you never know who's gonna show up and then two on top of that
It's like it robs the stream of like real authentic interactions
I'd be spot niggas when they come in the store and they're looking for us. I see you feel me
I just don't I don't say nothing cuz I just wait for the interaction, but then it's not a real interaction
It's not like oh my god. We're in the same place at the same time. It's a fake interaction cuz it was planned
That felt unsafe. It's like um
Yeah, just if y'all look look if there's an event and y'all know we're going to the event and y'all pull up to the vent
banger cool like whatever that's that's literally the whole point of the event but
if it's like we're at Popeyes and everybody pulling up to the Popeyes you
know and then you know we're not assholes we're not just gonna stiff arm you and
say no but at the same time you know it's only matter of time before there's
interaction that makes us regret it bro. Sinus had a couple.
I'm going to say you're a picture of the fire buddy. That shit is not fun.
I swear bro, I swear to you I think I have PTSD.
You do?
I know.
I can tell by the way you talk.
Well because you were with me that one time when I was freaking out in Hawaii.
And they don't even know about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes they just don't know.
That's like for example, there was a guy Asian that, remember when we went out for Emily's birthday party?
birthday party like out on stream she was streaming it and then all like you
weren't there but everyone went out like on 6th Street I was I was on the
flight okay well we were we did that and there was a guy that was like next to us
in the club for example and then the next day I got him into a farmers market
and he went to the farmers market to take a photo of me it's a big bear he was
innocent you know I mean like he's one of the photo I'm going to take one there
but I was like if you show up twice that looks crazy it is crazy you can't
show up twice it's not an accident means you're doing on purpose yes and then
you know I'm beyond what you like most of the time some really weird stuff happens
you guys just don't end up hearing about it because the more you talk about it the
more shit happens tell you brother's been times where people following me I I know
I could tell when you took the same turn to me five times gang you're
looking in the car I can see it bro one of the girl that's the girl who
works at all target that she goes no but I appreciate it though I was the
I'm not I'm not really talking my nose specific. I'm gonna say in general like it's like damn like the target's cool
Cuz people walk around target whatever like Popeye's was yesterday and Popeye's like damn everybody has come in a stream tonight back at
hell and
The part of IRL streaming that I like watching the most is the cool random genuine interactions
Because you can't script those
most of the time nothing crazy happens but that's the special part
feel me like I think sometimes when people stream tonight they try and become
the clip
and then it just feels like every interaction just feels like
like a aim high script say bro just let it flow bro just keep it real you
know
yeah I don't know I missed that part I'll streaming now because
there's not so much that anymore yeah
Uh, do you want to see my favorite?
Yeah.
Can you do that with us?
I got a 6x2.
Roger that, 10x4.
Just FYI.
I see.
It's all good.
You're gonna mute.
You're gonna mute it?
Oh, okay.
It's all good.
I'll just make a shot of these in case.
Yeah.
I'm sure he's thinking.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
We're just right then.
You guys.
Holy fuck, bro.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
I know that's right.
Yeah, but I gotta stop saying that, though.
Because it really is not what it is.
But some people just straight up piss me off.
I don't talk about it, though.
That's like also um there was there was a guy who like uh you kept meeting up with me and Rosie and it's like
even though they're harmless is when they're like oh I'll just walk with you like I'll go do this I'm like no
that's not how it works because it's like you know we don't know each other you know what I mean so you
just pull it up randomly and walk it it's like the rain moment like they think they're gonna rain
moment I'm like no no no that's not what that is yeah man niggas niggas been trying to recreate
that blueprint you're not very gang there's no one like Ray broski can't do
it like him also rate that was like crazy ornate like the idea that you the
kite took that chance to that normally never happens like most streamers are
not gonna be like you'll get my car yeah unless like the person like you could
just tell when someone's like good on not a weird but yeah also good on camera
Opposite shit too. Yeah, you can tell when someone's just like a hit like the chat fuck what I'm heavy
You can't like you can't plan for that you like everybody in check and tell when it is trying too hard like bro chill
Chill bro. You're not the clip bro
You're not D clip
You're not D clipped
I just hate people do weird shit. It's like
Because like, uh...
Like I said, when I'm watching your uh...
Your uh... Your at like...
Your Antarctic one or whatever, uh...
When people were pulling up...
NORD SPAWL!
Oh, sorry.
You were all the way to the North Pole?
Yeah.
Dude, does everybody know the North Pole exists?
Does Antarctica is the South Pole, guys?
So you mean to tell me you has streamed down
in the North Pole?
Yes!
The Nord... It's the North Pole.
The south pole it has penguins, north pole it has polar bears.
Isn't that the Arctic?
They're both Arctic.
Why do you specifically, the north pole, you mean you are at the tip, the pole, the very
tip?
No, nobody goes to the very tip, there's nothing there but ice, it's just water but
it freezes to ice in the winter time.
We were in what they considered the Arctic.
We did our survival stuff in the subarctic, then we went up to the arctic to do our igloo
stream.
Oh wait, the pole is in the pole.
Oh, I like that igloo stream.
Yeah, that was an actual genuine arctic.
That was good vibes.
Like that was the further north, further most airport you can land in that has flights
at least a few times a week.
Dude, I saw you say, by the way, these are the arctic that cost you $20,000.
Yeah, it was expensive.
Bro.
And you did it twice?
Yeah.
$20,000 that first trip. I'm so sorry I did
20
But like the chips were like largely like the first one we made we
First one we made a little bit of money on it and then the second one we lost a little man
I kind of even though but they're just really fun to do so. I'm gonna keep doing them
I think your challenges are really going to watch.
Yeah.
I like that I was able to watch them.
Yeah.
Australia is probably going to be the same amount, like,
prior on, like, 20, realistically.
And no, that's not true, because we just
bought some tech for 50K, so now it's 32.
But we could use that in the future and shit like that, too.
But the jungle is going to be the most expensive one by far.
So that one, I'm not going to lie, Chad,
might have to be a 48 hour.
If you risk going out into the jungle, it's the Amazon,
right?
Yeah.
Are you going to like camp at stay overnight?
Is that what you're going to try to do?
Yeah, or we're going to try and do 48 hours.
It's not 48.
It's like everything there could kill you.
Like there's bullet ants that could end the stream.
There's leaf cutter ants that could bite through any
of your equipment.
It could bite through a tent if you had one.
There's anything from jaguars to anacondas, jaguars.
There's piranhas in the water.
There's crocodiles.
like any like any to kill you but what I've been told from our professional is
all the animals are defensive and he said the only thing that will realistically
will need immediate medical attention and like you'll have to end the stream a
hundred percent and go to a hospital is if you get bit by a snake anaconda he
said if you get bit by one the stream ends we got to go but aside from that he
said there's like antidotes for most poisons it's just gonna suck and be
painful
but if they sneak up on you because they're hiding in a lot of brush and everything like that
you're fucked
that's what they'll do yeah
yeah
that's
that's
that's
yeah but I don't think they're aggro that's what he was saying like polar bears are aggro
polar bears they don't give a fuck if you're not in the way they'll go hunt you they
hunt humans but there's certain animals that will only attack if they feel like they're
being attacked
feel me like hyenas for example hyenas are afraid of humans so they won't really
attack you unless they
Yeah, well not a real life. They don't do that. That's in the movie. Yeah, in real life. They're adorable
They're so cute. Did you watch any of Maya and adapt to him? Yeah, I love that
Yeah, that was really cool
I was so scared like they wouldn't see stuff
Mm-hmm
So the fact they got so lucky as they did to see everything that it was so cool
I watched his and I watched speeds too. They were both really good
The one with Maya was really good because Maya like knew in so much about the animals to her like I felt like I was learning
She'd be like, oh no, that's not that.
That's this monkey.
And then.
Signed a medjio?
On God?
Swear.
Swear.
Swear.
Creators got signed a medjio.
That's fire.
I know.
That's fire.
I know.
I think that's so cool.
I mean, I'm just saying there's bullet ants out there.
Is there bullet ants on Amazon?
Yeah.
Yeah, goodbye.
He told me he said it's going to be 45 minutes of severe
excruciating pain.
And then for two days, you're going to be super dizzy.
And like you could continue to stream,
But you're not gonna have any energy you can be out of here.
I'm not alive.
If you get bit by a bullet head...
On everything I stand for, I'm most afraid of the bullet head.
That's gonna be cinema.
Because if you see a Jaguar, you can't miss a Jaguar.
It's way too funny.
If you get bit by a bullet head, that is gonna be actual cinema.
No, the chat's gonna love that, but I'll be afraid of my life.
Okay, but even if... Oh, there's still this mic static.
Uh, it might be my mic.
Let me just take this off.
Because you're wearing the thing so yeah, oh, I thought you got such a shocker. No, we just well we are using the shotgun to
Okay, but here's the thing to you're not seeing a jaguar. This needs a white shirt
No, you're not those things are sneaky that
I'm gonna tell you animals are most likely to have a problem with wasps and hornets the one
The spiders in the ants because those are the ones that are gonna be everywhere
And I can't see them coming and if I can't build my cot and my base in time and they're
Realistically, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not gonna sleep. I'm just gonna stand this
Because there's I will not be able to fall asleep knowing I'll get it by a bullet
I'm gonna wait for a wall of I'll be fucking furious
Now the niggas that stay up at night will get a jam
give subs redemptions is they just put a bullet in your in your tent yeah let it
roam free see what happens like we're doing research on Australia now what to
expect like red kangaroos big kangaroos different you know like that
different tendencies saltwater crocodiles more aggro like they got black
scorpions and all type of different snakes and I think they have the snake
that Bonnie has out there was that happen yeah they go all types of variety
different snakes and shit so but it's like yeah I don't know bro I'm like a
lot of shit scares the fuck out of you but I think that's like that's a fun
part it's like you never really know what's gonna happen it could go smooth
it could fail like the fact that we went out to the Arctic and failed it's
fire to me yeah I agree cuz then you go back and have a story okay but that's
how I feel about Iceland like I have to go back and finish coming down yeah
but the failure makes they win so good but it's like yeah it's like the
story of me having that crippling fear that is gonna hit when I
Congress you know I mean it's gonna feel so much better when I actually
Convert I'm like damn we made it to the summit yes man I can't you got a
document like it like yeah when you get back you need like a video diary just to
remember all the feelings in that moment because that I feel like that's what makes
it special because if you win everything nothing's really that special I agree and
also you can't make the challenge make either wait how hard how hard is that
mountain of climate what's the full time for like average time well it's
about six hours five hours how far did you guys make it we made it literally to
95% but that final oh right there yes but no you know I'm saying that that
pledge we were on it's it's a short ledge like the camera did not do it
Joseph's and if you fall while walking that curve at all you are dead you're
done though and my fear was like what I have a crippling fear heights so already
I was pushing myself and my knees I got so scared my knees gave like I just I
I couldn't stand and then even further when you go around the corner it gets
skinnier and people die right there like that's where most people die even though
it's not a hard hike like people do it it's just for somebody who has a fair
of heights and then my other fear was Rosie was doing with a hella
equipment and we were not like we didn't plan on hiking that mountain that
day so we were not prepared so him going around those corners as careless
as he was with the DSLR and the TV you and hold a bunch of bullshit.
I was like, this is not worth it. Like your chat is, um,
is it's hiking to base camp Mickey and Everest?
Is that Mickey? Cause you're not actually going up the whole shit.
You're just going to base camp. I heard base camp is high as fuck though.
Is that Mickey or not?
I don't think so. No, they're saying fuck though. No. Okay. Cause I'm beyond
the G. I, most, most of these mountains, I'm like, well,
It's a miracle you had clear connection up on top of that. I know I was watching your stream and that was in the era
Where I was in LA fucking effing every day. I was my fucking connection was dog
But I gotta pull her what the fuck does she know how is she doing this bro?
Bro, there was there was crazy good connection. I said everywhere we went
They had the perfect internet and they were like, yeah, it's just kind of like that here
It's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, in Norway is the same here is that shit is just ass, bro
Oh my god, it f'd perfectly apparently it's effing right as you speak
They're saying W demonstration
Holy perfect timing W demonstration
Made it this nigga right here. I made it this nigga. I went on a yeah, he's got a race
Yeah, that's what I see people do.
I mean, I feel like what mountain do you want to hike next?
You want to hike Everest?
I don't think anybody would say that Everest is Mickey.
But it's base camp, though.
I still- you fucking hike the base camp.
I just don't think that they can say that's Mickey.
Yeah.
If they do, I'm not alive.
Fuck them.
Like, at that point you can't land because they would not do that.
But also, hiking evers, I'm pretty sure is like mad expensive.
Is it like $80,000?
Uh...
Does it get a guide?
Nah, I will be genuinely surprised.
Cause it's in Nepal, right?
No, I think it is.
Is it in Nepal currency?
No.
It'll be in our favor.
No, no, no.
It's dumb expensive.
I will have to see how this thing...
This thing, yeah it is.
80 bands, I'm not hiking shit for 80 bands.
I'll be honest with you, champ.
No, because, because it, when you go anywhere, it's so dangerous that the people who
are touring you they risk their lives so you have to take a dance no I get that
but I still wouldn't do it for you they said it's probably around 100k no no I'm
good off that channel 100k rupees I do it 100k United States bones I'm good off
that oh my god they said base camp is 17,598 feet elevation oh no that's not
Mickey whatsoever no you can't that's not Mickey what's the one that was gonna happen to agent
you're gonna base camp they're gonna go come on agent La Mickey La Mickey and
And then you're going to be like, well fuck my guy, but I've got a kid.
That mushy-dushy-nurshy.
That mushy-dushy-nurshy.
After half a year, we were 263 pounds during Schumer University six months ago.
And now, it looks like this.
After half a year, we were 263 pounds during Schumann University six months ago.
And now, you look like this.
He got it!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Martin, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm on the right.
How's it going, man? How's it going?
Good to see you, man.
But, what's very special about today,
and the reason why I just chose to make this stream happen today,
Is today is the strongest solar day solar something about the Aurora in the northern lights today is one
Hello
I'm only sure the agency is here to I'll double check for you
Yo, what is that?
What?
It's a possum!
Wait, where?
It was a fox.
It was a fox.
Were you foxes that live under our deck sometimes?
Yeah, it was a tiny fox.
It wasn't been a baby fox.
Hello.
I'll check.
We're 30 seconds from the prayer.
Chad, I'm not going to lie.
They might have a fake bag.
This shit is made of Legos.
I don't even know no more about a Chad.
I don't know what's going on.
Their shit is made of straight Legos.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Oh wait, they said average base camp or average
4,500 per
If it wait if it's a 12 the 14-day trip no
Yeah, I think you have to wait for like certain weather when dollars because you can't go in certain weather. It is
Yeah, it took 30 days when I watched
Chetlose's name
Xander when Xander went it was 30 days
And he didn't even go to summit of Mount Everest
You went to a different summit that was like also equally impressive, but oh my god days for that
Damn, how are you gonna charge your batteries and everything?
I didn't think this
I've no idea
Nice let's go our chat I'm gonna cover you no leaves
You know we have the carrier panel, right?
No leaks?
You're missing a WMLA-7 of the house?
Motherfucker, it's my house! That's where we're going!
Our house!
No, it's not our house.
It's my house! Where do you think we're going?
Where do you think we're going, bro?
Oh, GG. I'm seeing the front door.
Oh my god.
That's all cops.
Hey!
Hey!
We're dancing!
Hello!
Hi!
You guys are dancing without me?
Hello!
We're dancing without me?
We have to dance again.
Okay, okay, alright.
What is the dance?
Are you drinking?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just going to say that.
Do you want a sip of whiskey?
Just a sip?
Did you have some?
I had a little drop.
Or drink some.
No, no, but it was just a tiny drop.
I said it.
It's a tiny sip.
It's Makers Mark from Tiktok.
Wait.
You know when they dip it?
Makers Mark?
Yeah.
I know it's not true.
Okay, you guys say first.
The tiniest.
Are you sure about this?
Yeah.
Ah!
Horrible.
Okay, go ahead.
This is the tiniest and this is the one it tastes like.
I ain't gonna love you.
Oh, thank you.
You don't have any of this one?
Boom in the mouth!
Oh, thank you.
Right again.
Oh my.
Oh, it's the tiniest.
Oh my God, it burns my lips when it touches it.
Yes, that's the whiskey life, I suppose.
Yeah, what's this kind of gross?
Who bought that?
I brought it.
Guys, guys, uh, Mom, come here! Come here!
I have some things for you guys!
Wait, Emily, I have something for you too!
Okay, yes, wait, you should...
You want it? Okay, okay, okay...
Oh, that's a good idea!
That's a good idea!
Okay, okay, um, and then...
I'll be right back.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay...
Stop!
Hey!
Close your eyes!
No, no, no.
Close your eyes, please!
Okay, send all of your hands out, okay?
Oh my God, wait, I like to tell you this.
Mom, I'll put your hands out.
Is this food?
Okay.
Good job.
Oh my God, it's fine.
I'm going to go and wash these.
Is this food?
Uh, it's live food.
It's live food.
Is it?
Put your hands out.
No, I'm not going to eat.
Is it food?
Who's got this?
Who's got this?
I think mom and dad.
Oh my God.
Is this ice cream cake?
Who did I kid?
Who is that?
It's a cake.
It's a baby, you see them?
It's a baby.
It's what?
Is it a cake?
It's a cheesecake.
You don't like it.
I know it's a cake.
I know it's a cake.
It's a cheesecake.
What's called a cheesecake?
It can.
My favorite.
Wait, this is so sweet!
Oh, you open up on this side.
Oh, hold on here.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
You like drinks?
My leg hurts though.
My leg really hurts.
Holy shit.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Damned sleepovers!
Damned sleepovers every day!
Okay, Emily, I have a surprise for you.
What is that?
Thank you Emily. Wait, this is so sweet. Are you gonna build it with me?
Wait, did you see the rage about the duck?
Okay
No, I brought my my big car. Oh, he did
Okay
Oh wait, that's from Disney?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait.
Oh, hold on, you gotta...
Yeah.
Charlie has a T-L-R-S on him.
Charlie's on him.
Right, try a hand and spell.
There's so many.
Uh, what's that? Pet Charo Patronis?
I don't know. I don't know.
My penis!
It works! Mom got it worked!
Okay, Emily, I have a surprise for you.
Thank you, Senna.
Well, no, come here.
Over here.
Over here.
Okay.
So, first, now close your eyes.
The first thing is, what is your favorite food that I made?
Um, the guacamole.
Mm-hmm.
And is there anything sweet, like a dessert that you kind of like?
I like what is there?
Oh, sorry, hold on, let me turn your camera to you,
because I realized it was pointed down at my girls.
I forgot.
I forgot.
Gigi, OK?
My bad, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
OK.
Desserts, I like, I like a lot of them.
I like ice cream, I like cookies.
I like cake.
I like red velvet.
I like it all.
OK, maybe a longer list.
Desserts?
I like more ice cream like cookie dough.
OK, OK, I'm going to list some and then you hold the thumbs up.
OK.
OK, so do you like apple pie?
Eh.
OK, do you like cookies?
Yeah.
OK, do you like cake?
Yes.
Do you like cinnamon rolls?
Eh.
A little pen.
OK, do you?
That was delicious.
OK.
Wait, you tried it?
I'm going to take the back cake.
Oh my god.
It was like coffee cheesecake?
It's a carnival pecan turtle.
Turtle?
Yes.
But it's not a real turtle.
Well, Emily, the goodness is, I am making some of the rules.
But they're for agent.
But for you, I am making my guac.
Yes.
So at least, and I got a lot.
So if everybody eats some, there's literally going to be a ton.
So you can have some.
I want some guac amore.
Hey, move those heads!
Hey!
I don't like them!
Welcome, Molly!
Molly!
I'm the first one out of the way.
This is a...
I'm sorry.
The cheesecake.
Do you want to take it?
No, it's all right. Good, that was good.
Okay.
What was happening last night?
That's what night it is.
A bag when I was two and a 30 pound.
SLEEP OVER!
SLEEP OVER!
No, no, no, no!
Wait, Emily, I got a pajama tube.
That's good.
If you want that.
I got a pajama tube.
Yes.
Can I have a cheese cake?
Can I try it?
Can I try some?
I'm on a diet, obviously.
I can try to go with it.
Ah, makeover and makeovers?
Come on.
I just want to bite you.
Get some of that.
Get some of that chocolate burnt.
Oh my, get every piece!
Can I have some of this?
Yo, do you think you may eat that?
That's good.
Really?
Yes!
Are you so glad you like it?
Yo, wait, hold on.
I really didn't get to try it.
You need another bite?
No, I think, but I didn't get to experience it, is the thing.
I'm sorry.
I gotta have like a full experience, you know?
Oh my god, yeah.
You can get the bottom part.
I did, I did.
I can take a third bite if I need to.
That's true.
Wait, okay.
Yes, it's me.
Yummy?
Two burgers!
Oh wow.
What did he do?
Jigglypuff!
I'm gonna try it!
Sweat! Jigglypuff!
Hehehehe!
Me! Me! Me!
Hersey? Could you hold this for a bit more?
Oh god.
We also have the agency by the way.
Oh wow.
Hey guys.
No, I'm not going to lie.
You are the best hip giver I've met.
All right.
Should we start?
Taking stuff?
Are you sure?
Yeah, let's do it.
We can really shoot down in this household.
I thought it was a soft-sand.
I'm wearing slippers.
But you just wore those outside.
Don't piss me off.
Basically, I'll be able to do a few more shoots.
Yeah, but he's the greatest ever.
He'll be soft.
Ethan, if you both are coming here and then they
don't have a shoot, then try and shoot us out.
You know what I mean?
But I've only kept them on because you walked in and didn't take yours off.
I haven't had my arm since literally today.
My shirt is not worth a shoe, is it?
Am I tripping?
No, I literally didn't wear these for years.
So now they've been outside?
Okay.
Yeah, everybody's taking their shoes off.
That's what we're all agreeing to, right?
Oh, my shoes are so on.
Oh my God.
Are we going to do a shoes on or shoes off?
What are we doing?
We'll do whatever you want.
This is just our house.
You want to make a good decision?
Take them off!
Everybody take them off!
I'll let you take my house now.
Take them off!
Take them to this bank.
I don't shoot a match that's already up.
You won't sit there.
I've been doing it all day.
Oh, I love water.
You're gonna do it right.
Look.
Those fucking shoes.
Oh, see? Here are your shoes.
No, here.
Oh, you want to try? I made spaghetti.
Do you want to try some?
I don't want to.
I made spaghetti, too?
I made spaghetti. Do you want to try some?
Call it butter?
Yeah.
I'll put that on a cookbook.
I don't want to see it.
Wow.
Can I have some croissants or they're old?
Oh, they're bonny.
Oh, they're bonny.
Oh, they're bonny.
Oh, they're bonny.
Oh, they're bonny.
Where's Bonnie at?
Emily, do you want the block first?
Where's Bonnie today?
Come here.
Let's do block.
Yo, where's our workmate at?
I think she can shoot out right now.
He's just there.
No, they're back.
Oh, they're back?
The block said she's working.
Working?
This job?
No, she fucking doesn't.
Yeah, well, that's pride.
We're not seeing her.
And she's working at the same time.
She was playing song Hill.
That's what she's doing.
She's going to work for sure.
She's working at the same time.
Do you have the pasta?
Did you actually finish all of it?
Yeah, I had it, yeah.
I had some pasta that I made for you guys,
but since then you have to explain.
Oh, no.
Why is Rosie starving?
What do you mean?
He ate the entire pasta,
but he knows a lot of pasta or something.
He's a poor ass man.
He can go buy some food.
What do you mean why is he starving?
The fuck they got to do with me
Rosie, where's the pasta? There's no way you finished it all
I did
I did
You are a grown housemaid
She asked me why you're starving
Can you tell me you're going to starve him?
Rosie, please
Please
You know what's crazy? Rosie, actually
I've never done this before
I always buy him every meal
Every time and he was very
I never get to eat
I'm gonna work for the big JT guys here.
Man, really?
Every day.
No, no, no.
I can tell it.
You can't handle it right now.
You can tell.
You're looking good.
You're looking healthy.
What?
He made his own spaghetti?
Yeah.
Are you guys gonna try it?
Of course.
I made my own spaghetti.
Oh, yeah.
I'll make it some more.
Yeah, man.
Gotta put it in a pot.
And I'm gonna shove it in your ass.
What?
Right in his ass!
I don't have any lyrics after that game.
Oh, come on, you're sugar-dew!
Huh?
Yo, wash your hands.
I just did, you fucking idiot!
Raised me, you bitch!
Yo, Asian is a bitch!
Oh!
I'm gonna put him in a fucking ditch!
What?
I'm gonna kill him!
Bitch!
There's one.
There's one.
You can come on, bitch.
I don't think you can, bitch.
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
I don't know where I came from
Here, you can go like this
Okay
First we cut the avocado
First we cut it up
Cha-cha-cha
Then we mix it with the guava
Cha-cha-cha
Nice
Nice
He's so nice
Is this your B-frame to wrap the tournament?
Uh, Agent Sinon?
Yes.
Sorry for interrupting your segment.
Would you like to try my pasta?
Please, hold on, Emily.
Yes?
Oh, no, she doesn't...
She doesn't need to see it.
Wait, there's pasta over there!
Mary, do you want to try my pasta I made?
What?
Pasta?
Yeah.
Is that what you're talking about?
I mean, you broke your pasta.
Let's try the...
Don't believe his lies.
I...this is extra Emily's past.
I...this is Rosie's, uh, status report.
Emily, I'm sorry.
He's saying that he made it though, Amy.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
This is my famous spaghetti.
I really want you guys to try it, please!
I made it with love, and I'm gonna
have the only thing I can cook.
I made it in three minutes.
Are you switching to this in your...
Oh, yeah, my third, my third.
And please, you have to believe me!
So, I made this for you guys, for you and Sina,
and I wanted you guys to try my spaghetti.
Has anybody else eaten out of this?
Yes, Bonnie and Emmy love it and Rosie loves it.
I made it.
No.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm down to eat it after.
After what?
After?
After the sleepover.
Yeah.
But then it might get cold.
It's, it feels pretty cool right now.
Oh, I can eat it up for you guys.
I can eat it up later.
You can touch it, you can just feel it, you can touch it.
Oh, you can just feel it.
Yeah.
No, because I feel like...
Oh, so you're just gonna...
Yeah, I like to have my dessert before my meal.
So we might have been way till the cinnamon rolls up a plate, you know.
But you already had cheesecake.
I had like a bite of that.
Yeah, but isn't that dessert?
So then this can be a meal, then another dessert,
and then more meal, and the spaghetti made with plus.
She does kind of have it in there.
You did just have a meal.
Justin, thank you for the five. Get the subs.
Thanks, Justin. Can you tell us,
can you tell the agent to eat the spaghetti?
I also got five. Thank you.
Thank you, Justin, for the five as well for me. I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Oh wait, I didn't have any.
I'm gonna heat it up.
You're my wife.
You guys are a little moonlighting.
I'm glad I switched to check if they were okay.
Yo, thanks for the chat.
What the fuck are you talking about? Maybe it has too much forehead in one house. You can't even see my forehead.
Oh, Emily, you're heating it up.
Yes.
Oh, Emily?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's...
Yo, can you show us what you're doing with your selfish prick?
First, you chop it up!
Oh!
I'm cutting avocado.
Okay, okay, noted.
Go around. Okay. Open it like this. Those are perfect avocado. I know, right?
The lady who came out of the store. I do her ashes. Oh, nice.
She did great. Did you tip her? I did. I tip her very well. Oh, so nice. She had her
go on to actually have it. Sinna's very well, like, five percent. No, it's not. I tip
really good. Thank you very much. Okay, and then... All relative. And you cut into the avocado.
So how much avocado are we cutting here, Sinna? I'm making a lot because there's a lot of people
Emily loves this so I don't want her to run out.
I just have to fucking question to answer it.
Oh.
Emily, isn't he so mean?
Dude, like I said how many you said, I'm gonna do a law. How many?
He's re-trading the number for fall for it.
I just asked how many are we fucking doing? Is this a hard question?
Pretty hard.
Agent, it is a little bit hard to answer because what quantity are you going on with the number of the avocados and the tomatoes?
Yes. No, the service would be the number of avocados.
Well, that's incorrect because then the tomatoes and onions also add a little bit of a layer.
You own that fraud, Emily!
So we haven't even gotten to that step though.
How many avocados are you putting in there?
She can't cook. Why are you even standing there?
Which number of avocado is this?
Six. I'm doing six.
That's good. That's good.
Six or...
Say it. I'm trying to get interactions up.
Seven!
I can't even go crazy.
I'm calling the prevention hotline. I need one.
Let's go, baby.
Come on.
So that's your face for my six-
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
See them.
Why is that seed so much smaller than the other ones?
I don't know.
That's weird.
It got nerfed.
That was just a long time ago.
Hey, huge guys, come on.
Oh yeah, I like our badges.
That was just a long time ago.
That's weird, huh?
It was just a long video about Epstein Island,
and now weird things are happening.
Yep.
Like, that's a weird avocado, to be honest.
That is pretty strange.
The seed is a little smaller.
Yeah, so now things are getting progressively worse.
And apparently, he thinks the government is finally...
Oh!
What beauty do you watch?
Ask out, ask out the stuff on the island.
Oh yeah, I saw that, did he get caught?
Nah, nah, he got loose, just ask, come on,
he never did stop.
How can he get loose?
That's crazy, is this like highly secure?
That was six, how much was that?
Six out of five.
Okay.
Wait, but this is the seventh one right there.
Oh my God, there is.
Seven avocados.
Siva Siva.
A what?
That's her.
Siva Siva.
That's what Bonnie told us.
Yeah, she told me that?
Yeah.
Siva Siva.
She said that's how you see it.
In Arabic, this is the sequence of how?
She taught me that.
She taught me that?
She taught me that?
Yeah, she's Arabic.
Yes.
She was going to talk Arabic?
Yes.
She is Arabic.
Brother, does she know I'm John L. Ernst?
There you go.
And then I need a teacher?
Oh, wait, Louis.
No, I think she would get so pissed off these days.
No, I wouldn't rake bait with my teacher.
Come on, now.
Buddy!
I was like, holy fuck, please.
I'm going to be alone!
It's warm!
Oh, it's hot!
Are you okay, Rosie?
Yes, guys!
Adrian, why'd you leave?
Adrian, you're going to the bathroom.
Oh, Emily.
Yes?
Where's he going?
Son, do you want to try?
Oh my God! Adrian, your teacher's here!
Oh, yeah!
Are you a teacher?
Teacher!
You were here the whole time!
Okay, just put on a dress like that, that doesn't mean I'm cheating.
What?
First of all, bitch, let's talk about it.
You are not working.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Bitch, you are not working.
Oh wait, I'm so confused where you're at.
She's been missing phone.
Okay.
Why are you, why are you like this?
I just, I just...
I just...
Why are you like this?
I just...
What is happening?
What is going on?
Can you, can you, can you review my pasta?
Sorry.
Okay, yes.
This pasta was, it was like a one.
Out of what?
Out of what?
No, no Emily, Emily, Emily.
It was like, no, a one?
A one?
A one of one.
It was one of one.
It was one of one.
I never had a pasta this good.
That's the one.
That's the one right now.
You should have mine, three bites.
I've got a belly ache.
I don't think it's bad.
Yeah, I'm just scared to try it.
I haven't tried it.
I mean, let's see, you understand.
The last one, Emily gave me food.
It was a quesadilla that she dropped in the dirty sink.
And she didn't tell me.
And then it was, yeah, I ate it.
And it little did I know.
But you didn't get sick, right?
I was speaking to you.
I guess.
Like, tired of being sick.
I want to hold back for that cheesecake.
So when you said that, so when you said that,
so when you said that, that, that,
when I dropped there, I didn't know what that was.
You said that you didn't drop there or anything.
Yes.
So when you said that, I didn't guess, too.
Yes.
You could have been lying for a while.
No, no, I didn't lie, I didn't lie.
I did it all on string.
Jack, can you say yes?
It's very safe and very delicious.
Remember when you made that quesadilla on string
and then somehow it got up on the stick and I did it?
Viva la Mexica.
Oh yeah, that's true.
That is the best.
So basically, well, I'm trying to figure out.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Yeah, cut scene?
So basically, private is not anybody's own.
I'm trying to figure out a way in fact.
You could have poisoned me this whole time.
And the eyes...
Sorry, could you guys not listen to me?
Sorry.
I just wondered how to know.
And you could just forget what you were doing.
Yes, that's always a possibility.
But what is the importance of trust between friends?
Captain Felton.
Adler on YouTube.
I can try this earlier, guys. I can try this earlier, and it looks really good.
Okay, that's it.
Oh my God.
I forgot!
So I've gone to my witness, I will try this spaghetti, and I will give it a true rating.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Now, thank you, thank you, thank you.
It is good.
Oh, there's like not a lot of sauce in here.
Oh, no, it's good.
She's making it a three times now, so that's good.
What happened to the sauce though?
Um, I think it just like is so good.
And the fat part.
And the fat part.
And the microwave.
This is the post that you've been telling me about.
Yes, it's one of the only two things I know how to cook.
What's the other thing you want to cook?
Avocado chips.
Oh, that's perfect. We have avocado chips right here.
Caleb, Caleb, can you play that music?
Yeah, I can do it.
So, um, um, it's called Extremely Famous Spaghetti,
and you only need five ingredients.
So, um, I made it in a plot.
One of the five ingredients.
Pasta, marinara sauce, water, salt.
Parsley.
That's it?
Yes.
And it's just that good.
I need to take no pick them, in case you want to eat them.
Have a bite, Sina. Have a bite.
Have a bite first. No, no, I was going to get some!
No, no, no. I insist you have a little bite, and then I'll have one.
Sure!
I've seen her eat weird shape before, though.
That was not what I expected. That was not...
How did it end up in my hand?
Don't lift her!
He said I'm gonna put that bite down.
Wow! That was so heavy!
I'm going to kill her, Wes, can you replay that one sign?
Defeat no one, please.
Really good.
Maybe give it a little bit.
This shit poisoned, but I can't move it.
I
believe
Be honest like on a scale of one to ten how honest yeah, ten ten on
What?
It doesn't taste like anything.
No, it's got microwave three times.
No, no, no, no.
There's no garlic powder.
It's amazing though, and I love it so much.
You don't think I think?
You're a fucking asshole.
No, no.
That is shit.
That is shit.
You asked me to be...
She's not fair.
I don't think so.
What are you thinking about?
Think it's like a...
I love you!
I love you!
Hey, don't worry.
I'll get you a plate for it.
I'll get you a plate.
Sit right in.
Oh man, this is how I was hoping to spend my calories today.
Just a little bite, please.
Little?
Yeah, just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
Don't be shy.
You better be shy.
Don't be shy.
Oh, come on. You do a little more than that, agent.
Oh, okay. Well, you sit and live on. You get to play your phone.
I'm gonna be great too.
I'm playing some water.
Here you go. You've had so many Michelin stars.
Food. Stop it. I didn't even come far with it.
I'm making it at home. Oh, my God.
Come on.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh no, that was the, I almost made a bad joke.
That is, that's one of the fucking most amazing things I've ever had in my life.
Most amazing things I've ever had in my life!
Don't be a family!
I eat the whole thing, but I think I want to share some with everybody else.
Everybody eat the chicken with a bite!
Yeah, yeah!
You should eat the chicken with a bite!
No!
No, no, no!
I got to be rude for the...
I got to be rude for the...
People, people!
That's what I'm like, that's what I'm telling you today, but you can't over eat, though.
Whoa, hey!
Yo, but next time I'm winning like, you know, you gotta leave.
Oh my god, eat it.
Nah, come on, you know that's not how you're supposed to roll a spaghetti up.
Really?
Yeah, like, you roll it up to the brim of the shit, like, you tell me.
Oh, sorry, yeah.
Yeah, you got it.
I made a little bit more gentle with it.
No, that's good, you just dropped the net box for me.
They want to eat that.
Yeah.
Wow.
Mmmmmmmm.
Mmmmmmmm.
Haha.
Mmmmmmmm.
Better than a wife!
Wow!
Wow!
You know what? I'm full!
Ready?
What? We still need two shades of that.
Oh, exactly. You don't even have any more shades of that.
But I'll be ready. I'll have more space in 30 minutes.
No!
I'll have more space. I'll have more space than tonight.
I don't even need a bra.
Oh, it's the launchers.
It's the launchers.
Thank you so much for that experience.
Oh, of course!
I'm so glad you like it.
And if anyone else wants more,
it's here.
I'm staying here for this.
Oh, you got a block.
It's an amazing block.
Hey, honey, can I talk to you?
Sure.
I believe this is the actual game.
It's true.
Fine.
What dialect?
It's not so good.
Do you want to do something for the general for me?
Is that the same as...
I need you guys to make the filling.
No, it's different.
It's a surprise.
Okay, but it's not...
I can understand you.
It's just that...
You speak English.
You don't even want to learn.
No, no, you can't teach me that.
You just realized you're not a professor.
I was really hoping...
That's great.
Because the Lebanese dialect is one of the most beautiful dialects.
Yeah, but...
So comfortable.
Yeah, but what am I going to do with that though, realistically?
I don't know if I'm gonna love it on not any time soon.
I love it now.
That's what you're supposed to love it on.
Nah, this is right now is not the best time to go there.
That region more specifically is pretty...
Wait, so why are you trying to learn how to hurt that?
Because I want to.
Because I want to?
Why?
I got to give myself to you.
I got to give myself to you.
What?
I want to.
She's investigating.
You know what I mean?
She's investigating.
I don't like to tone your voice.
I was going to teach you Arabic anyway because I feel like you're unteachable, okay? After seeing your golf performance is less
I got first place and then second place
Okay, yeah
I just feel like you have such a big goal
Unteachable?
Yeah, you have
Okay, so here's what it is, right?
That's a condom bag
No, he would deal with you
I'm unteachable
I don't know the worst insults I've ever had
Cause like
It gets all stuck
Oh
You have to
No, listen
Turn me off, turn me off
You have like, you start off really good, right?
That's why you're winning the golf thing
And then as you can see, you've worked like progressing
I was progressing
And it was like 445 million years ago.
You were fucking sacrifice me money?
You was fucking...
You were...
I don't have to do this show.
I did get better though. I lost to better numbers.
Come on, let's try again.
Come on, don't!
Brother, you are starting.
Come on, brother.
Halfless for anybody?
You're good.
You gotta taste that shit.
There you go!
It's good!
Another half a thousand words.
I'm gonna lie to you.
I'm not gonna read or write.
Yeah, I'm just gonna not speak.
Yeah, I didn't read the speaking part.
So I don't know what I'm technically reading or writing.
Oh, the udon?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm living that way.
There's no...
There's actually a lot of errors on your phone.
Are you unteachable?
Do you feel like I'm unteachable?
It's just theory.
It's not true.
I'm saying that because
I've seen a very stubborn person.
Check, am I teaching you?
Watch this, watch this.
Check, am I teaching you?
He's uncoachable.
He's stubborn.
He's stubborn.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, okay.
All in time!
We missed about the end of the presentation.
Hold on, what y'all making over here?
Look at the squawks.
Have you ever brought your squawk before?
Have you over had Emily shut up?
No, it's not the best squawks I think it's really hard.
I don't think so.
This squawks is so good.
Oh, no, no, no.
No one knows it's cooked. Webinar.
Ha ha ha.
They're over having it, they're over having it.
Damn, we are ready!
This is really good, have you ever had it?
Go on, come on.
But Senna's walking the woolly is not that good.
You're over having it.
I can't wait, my standards are really high.
Yep. Are you ready?
You did just have the best thing you ever ate.
I just uh, meet your standards?
Yeah, I need a palette cleanser now, I think.
Oh, okay, that's fine.
I'm crazy about it.
I'm like, why did you buy whiskey tonight?
Can I explain that?
Oh, it was bonnie.
Are you going to try it?
What one?
Oh, yeah, do you want to try the whiskey?
I'm going to order you to eat at least one bottle of whiskey every night.
Yeah, why don't you bring a whiskey?
So you get Rosie a bottle of whiskey as a kid.
Yes, that is his kid.
And whiskey last year.
She knows me so well.
Yes.
Okay, an alcoholic.
Is that a lime or a lemon?
It's a lime.
It has three leaves.
Growing up, my mom called lemons, limes, and limes, lemons.
So now I'm permanently cooked.
Yeah.
Oh, you switched them up?
And once you learn it, you can't learn it.
Ain't it?
One strength.
Ain't it?
Bonnie.
Bonnie was no way.
She has one strength, bro.
Bonnie, you need to work your chest.
There's no way.
There's no way you're strength.
I was playing.
I was playing.
Oh, so that was done, Bonnie.
Go, go, go.
Go ahead.
Two hands.
Oh, you're...
Maybe the device is broken.
I think it's broken.
Okay, at first I was trolling, but now...
Maybe you try, Sonia.
Is this like a hard-ass party?
Oh my god, wait a minute.
What?
Whoa, wait!
Oh, you're trying to drop!
Yeah, you think it's your end of the year!
Yay!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
This is crazy!
That is the sluggest one I've ever seen!
I think the device sucks though.
No, no, no, I use this all the time.
Wait, maybe you put it in the wrong way.
I think the one is just not right.
It's not right?
Yeah.
Ooh, yummy.
How much are you doing?
Uh, do you feel it?
So, it's time for me?
I'll cut them.
There's a lady on YouTube shorts that gets like 40 million views just measuring the difference.
Like, just, she just squeezes the sponsorship.
Maybe we should try that for content.
Oh my god.
Wait, that's...
Man, that's a lie.
She'll get like, Burgers from the store and she'll get like 20 oranges.
Oh, I see how much it is.
And then she'll compare and see like what the price cost averages and stuff like that.
Smart, smart, smart.
Ooh, what's steamy?
Wait, what's that?
This one's amazing.
Yeah, there's like some steam coming out.
Steam?
So, I'm sure you'll have to see it.
I'm not like a monster.
If I get my contacts, alright.
I don't know.
Would you like to get my contacts?
I don't know.
People say LASIK is really good, but I'm kind of scared.
Me too.
I'm fine with just wearing contacts right now.
Well, maybe in like a few years.
And also, if you do LASIKs, you have to wear glasses for like two weeks before the event.
And I feel like...
Can you hit?
I feel like I'm on the conveyor belt.
I don't feel like I'm on the belt properly at all.
Yeah, I feel like I'll be too nervous.
Yeah, these are like, these are tall, they're not raw as fuck.
It's like a smokers' tall.
It's okay, I don't have a line, I don't have a real line with this.
I've seen one that's like...
Emily?
Yes, and up?
You want to help me with this?
Right, right, right.
You're so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna be petty, because now I'm one teacher.
One teacher.
You see how I want to do this though?
You see that?
Oh, I'm like, I see you're waiting.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you about scam, these lines and lemons and whatever it is.
These are weird.
They're crazy.
They're not real.
Okay, here, do you want to trade me?
Do you want me to give you guys a task for this?
Yes, sit up.
I'll go with Simon.
For the cinnamon rolls, okay?
Oh boy.
So I need you guys to make the filling for the cinnamon rolls.
That's your only job.
If you can make the filling,
and I need you to make the stuff with a bottom layer,
that is your one job, your evidence.
Oh, ah.
Oh, you got to work, right?
What?
What do you mean?
What do you do for work, really?
What do you do?
I'm a streamer?
Go ahead and get over here, buddy. Go ahead and just sleep.
Thank you very much.
Now, there's a bottom layer, and there's filling. Okay? Both sides.
I am going to read you what I want in each of them, and I need you to make it.
What is that? 10-4?
The joke? It's already done. It is already done.
On the census over here, don't touch it. Ah, yeah. Okay?
Roger that.
Aye aye.
10-4.
10-4.
Uh, what are you saying?
She's 5-5-4.
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
A piece!
There you go.
Okay.
Here I'm going to read you.
I don't know.
I think she has...
Yeah, just tell us something.
Okay.
Ready?
We got this.
So, we're going to start.
There's a bottom layer in the pan that's going to go in.
Okay?
Okay.
Just tell us what to do.
Don't explain it to us.
Okay, fine.
In the bottom layer, you need one half a cup of melted salted butter.
Preferably, if you want to do this, you should use grams.
So use 113 grams of melted salted butter.
I do that.
113 grams of salted butter?
Huh?
Of melted, what were you talking about?
I don't know how to put it.
We'll use salted butter because I don't think I have it.
Unsalted, 113 grams of melted butter.
Melted salted butter.
Roger that, 10-4.
100 grams of ground sugar.
Roger that.
50 grams of white sugar.
I got that. Okay.
Four grams of vanilla extract that will be in there.
And one gram of salt.
I got that. I got that.
A piece.
Addie.
I should memorize some numbers, but I don't know what you need to know.
Oh, no, I don't. What do you see?
I don't know what's with the butter part.
So I'll ask you everything else.
Here's the brown sugar. Oh, 100 grams of brown sugar.
What do you know for you? Me. You do the butter part.
I don't know what you're doing.
This is the wrong brown sugar, Bonnie, this is light brown sugar or dark brown sugar?
Can you go back up there?
Yeah, it's somewhere up there so you gotta get it.
It's in there, I mean this is our house.
Yeah, that's our house.
Congratulations, Agent, nice house.
Oh, thank you.
Yes.
Okay.
Great, great, great.
I forgot to be in the fridge.
I forgot to ask.
30 grams of heavy cream for me in the fridge.
We'll add extra just to be safe.
Oh, no, that's, okay.
All right, that's fine.
Now how much grams of butter again?
It was 113 grams.
13 or 30?
113.
13?
113.
113?
She said 30.
113?
She's saying 30.
She's one three or three zero?
One three.
One three.
30.
How old is she?
I'm gonna do a hundred thirteen
You're only gonna be by the way
It's their metal time
A hundred thirteen is half the shit, that's basically the whole thing
Whatever's left
Whatever it's all in your hand
Please
How do I melt it?
You use microwaves or you use panes?
You're tapping an eye and I'm gonna put it in microwaves
No, okay you can use it in a microwave
But don't like over melt it
It's not going to be soft, it's not going to be soft.
It's not going to be soft.
Body! Can you please find me a mole?
No!
I'm just, I've got a little bit of stuff in our house.
You're in the kitchen, you can do this.
You're going to make me open everything? Okay.
It's your house, right? So you can find it.
You know we're obviously not.
Do not, no, no, no, no.
Why do you ask me that?
You might regret it. Well, don't.
I'll do it.
We're gonna take the rest.
I'm gonna give her a kiss too.
Yeah.
I'm not noticing that.
So, no, let me...
So what are you gonna do right now?
We got smart.
You can stop today and then we put the stuff in here.
Precisely.
Guesses.
In our vey miniature mini...
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
The microwave will literally explode.
Why?
You cannot put metal in the microwave.
It will explode.
I do it all the time.
No.
No.
No.
No!
Ain't it?
No!
Put the coat!
Put the coat!
Put the coat!
Put the coat!
Really?
You're not putting metal in the fucking metal!
That's not true, bro!
It really is true!
Multi-million dollar homes can't afford a non-exploding microwave.
What am I saying?
Here!
Use a big explosion!
It is glass!
Glass Explodes!
That is a microwave!
You better make me kill myself.
But is glass explode?
Glass is closed.
that's it wait oh no because we use glass cups
you just went past the towel bowl and just took it off
Ashley should go past this one. I have got 50 grams of white sugar. That is
cocaine. Yeah you put the cocaine bag and get the white sugar.
Come on boy, you lost 10. No seriously. I got 50 grams of
sugar. We'll put that in there. Oh no, when he's done. I'm not quite, it's soon though, it's
And then we need 100 grams of dark brown sugar.
Well, I'm sure you got that.
Me?
Uh, right.
OK.
You're going to show her how to do it?
Huh?
Not much of a teacher you are.
What?
What did I ever become a teacher?
I mean, that is kind of your husband's role.
I saw her mix this lobby as a mid game.
Real teacher will show her how it's done.
Yeah.
But give her the tools so that she can succeed.
Did you really use like a weight spot?
No.
Oh, that is good.
I'm going to take my eyeballs off my intuition.
Click the button and break them out of the way.
What are you doing there?
It's this.
I guess what I did.
No, you didn't.
No, Emily.
That guac looks amazing.
It's brown sugar.
It's almost done.
No, no, no, no.
Can I eat some?
No, yeah, no, yeah, you can't eat a bit.
I'm already tired of working.
Emily, just.
Emily, you can't do anything.
Oh, it tastes so good, it smells so good.
Oh my God, this is so delicious.
Bro, every time I make this, I have to fight Emily off,
because she's the weight behind me and she's the last one.
That looks so good.
I'm going to put everything in the direction.
Stop over here.
I think I overheated it.
So now I'm just going to microwave it.
No, that's fine.
It's good trash.
It's cool with emerald.
Oh yes, she's done with her.
She's done with her English.
Okay, you guys need to combine all these things.
You have one job.
Just put them in a bowl.
So whatever bowl you just use for the butter,
You have put it in that bowl?
No.
Ten of them.
Where's the butter that you just...
Not it.
Which one?
The butter.
Which butter?
The butter that you just heated up.
No, I took it out of my bag.
Where'd you put it?
You mean the glass bowl?
Yes.
Put it in the fridge.
Why would you put it in a microwave right in the fridge that I smell bad?
What do you mean?
No!
I'm maybe a bad teacher.
Right!
In the fridge!
Have you come to the teacher?
Have you had any of this before?
I don't think Emily's still never gone to the bathroom.
Okay, okay, I'm so sorry.
I need a hand.
I'm just gonna take the helicopter.
I need 100 grams to cut.
What happened again?
I don't know, that's crazy.
It's no freaking sense.
Why can't I not?
I need 100 grams to cut.
Are you like, performatively leaning on it right now?
No. Convert 100 grams to cut.
You relax like that?
This is, I don't need to try too hard.
So I'm just trying.
But you're not actually being here.
Are you going to eat your food?
Yeah.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You're being from it.
How do I say it's nice?
You're being from it.
I'm very like it.
So you said it on here?
So am I.
Zero it?
But if I did that.
You pour it too.
It would flip.
Good.
Good wisdom.
Well, it's like not going to do the game.
Not going to know that.
But that is how they do the game.
It's true.
I have never used a state where I have to use a scale to measure out my ingredients.
30 minutes of 40 degrees.
What the heck?
Big day for you then.
This is huge, yeah.
I would just use them like...
There you go.
No?
You guys are...
I already did the heart for you.
I did the nose.
Sit down.
Sit down.
This is your stupid thing.
So how much grams are you looking for?
100.
And you guys are...
Is that thing?
No.
Not yet.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
No.
You can't see your finger.
No.
You don't actually have to eat them at night.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Yeah, just put that in and then add more.
No, go ahead and do it.
I'm gonna hit 100.
Okay, yeah.
You can do it in two scoops.
Oh, let's get an idea of two scoops.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Send on!
The browser is coming up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bingo.
Smart, smart, smart.
Okay, thank you.
So this is 74.
Okay.
Get away.
Are we doing sugar next?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
74, and then we need a little bit more.
a little bit more. And then that is 26. So you might as well put a hole here so that
They could come out like smooth.
Ah, I think it's all the signs.
Yeah, no, it's a bad teacher.
Bad teacher.
No, I really don't know what she's doing.
Okay, well now, now, now.
Can you just let me know when you guys are done cooking?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
She's gonna come out and steal the food and go back in her room.
Slave.
I'm organizing things.
Attention to detail.
Locking and handling.
Done.
Bingo.
complete. You got it? Yes. Bonnie, we need a professional wisterer please. But I threw
that knife for conventionally, didn't know that.
Wistering? Yeah.
I got it. Hey, Bonnie, don't worry. You're locked in. You get food.
Oh my God. And you're a good teacher.
It's up for all of you.
I could teach somebody if I really needed to. There's just some people who are just
No, I agree with that. As a professional basketball coach, I trust me. I've been around lots of the people I've coached with guys.
No names in Jackson, for example. He was the worst.
He just said something about me for zombies, but I was wrong. No names. It was Jackson.
Jackson. I'm not gonna say who, but it was Jackson. Jackson looked the worst.
Nice.
Another performance name. Let's see what you got.
Bro, I'm just living my life!
Like, how are you this uncertain and dumb at the same time?
So sit down.
Yes.
There's a side there.
Glock?
Oh, yes, that's true.
That smells amazing.
Right? Is it?
Yeah.
So good.
You guys can try it now.
Go crazy.
Wait, is it time?
Is it time?
Yeah, I might add a little more water to it.
No hand cleaning.
What?
What?
What?
No.
This is the best part of what she does.
I don't want this to go.
I got unseen in the chair.
You want to try it?
Nah.
Oh!
He did.
This is the best part.
He did.
He did.
He did.
It's the best one ever!
OOOH!
WOW!
WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
WOW! WOW! WOW! WOW!
Oh my god!
I'm not seeing the reaction.
What if it's not?
I- I'm not!
It is not that good!
It's so good!
It is really good.
It's perfect!
Thank you, Senna!
Oh my god! It's not that good!
It's not that good!
Yeah, but suppose I get her fucking recipes.
No, it's not that good.
It's really good.
The best walk I've ever had.
Really?
I've never had anyone else's walk.
Yeah, it's the best I've ever had.
The best in your life ever?
Well, I've only ever had Chipotle.
You're destroying them.
So good.
First try.
I'll say the best is...
But their bar is they've never eaten a walker they've had Chipotle.
So lower your expectations.
It's not that crazy.
You were just getting dry bread earlier.
You can drive right earlier, so this is what I'm gonna do.
I will be here the rest of the night and you can just walk.
That's amazing, Sarah.
It's here.
Wow.
It's good because it's like perfectly seasoned to none.
The balance.
You like it?
The flavor.
It's really good.
The lime.
It's really good.
I'm gonna take this one.
It's really good.
I need to go say something.
I just need to go say something.
Oh my God.
Yes.
I just need to go say something.
What guys?
You like it?
Oh, you love it, right?
Okay.
I was gonna say that I like it.
Oh, four of those four.
Oh, that's a lot of stuff.
And here's the last thing.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I am all the way to the next one.
What?
I just blocked the moment.
So good.
It's like, how are you going to do those?
This block of mullet is so good.
I know, it's somehow better than this.
But this doesn't look like that.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
We say that it's not good.
You guys love it, right?
You love it?
Right, OK.
I'm just going to step out here one more time.
Just one more time.
Keep enjoying it.
We are.
I believe it's the bomb. It's the bomb of the nation how good it is.
Oh my God. It's the bomb. It's the bomb of the nation.
Yeah, okay, okay, because it was so good, right? Because it was so good.
Here you go. Thank you Rosie.
Oh my God, you don't have demons bro.
Marcus, do you have money?
I'm in smash right now.
I'm not going to go quick, so...
We're using Andrew to snake right now.
You are a sex type in there.
What are you doing?
I'm putting my ass all day with Sam's.
Sam's still here.
Go knock Mato!
That's not gonna be bad, cause you're gonna be like this is nothing.
Nah, he's Mexican!
What does that mean?
He got hit!
It's one of the best guac of all time!
I got Mexican too!
No!
I mean, he's my favorite!
She can't hear anything again!
He has high standards!
That's what I'm saying about him, he won't fuck with him.
I'm working in Mexican.
What'd you do?
Okay.
What the fuck did that happen?
I'll strip you off.
Little chunky.
It's okay.
I like to keep guac.
I know.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
It's okay.
Soon.
Do you see status quo?
You see!
Yes, yes, yes.
Very good.
Wait for them!
I don't know what they are doing.
I have a next status quo.
A little bit.
What is happening?
A little bit.
A little bit.
I don't like that.
I don't like it.
Yeah, it felt a little racist.
So you all just gave up on this just to be clear?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Look at that.
Okay.
Oh, you're killed.
You haven't had any.
Well, that was good.
I'll see you guys whenever we go.
No, we're gonna stay here for a second.
Okay, stay here and we'll all sit back and cook.
We're not done yet.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, you're not feeling well.
I think he's good now, he's had a bad mind.
We'll try to sit up and cash consideration of his oil.
Deal.
Get out.
That's fair.
Get out.
Wow.
That seems so fake.
No, it's so fake.
Wow. That's amazing.
That's really good, man. Caleb would eat calcium in it, so...
Mmm, they bought it!
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, I've never heard Caleb say anything bad about something or anyone before, so...
I've heard him say something bad about you all the time.
Me?
Me?
Yes?
Could I see the PJs you got us?
Yes, they're in the car.
Eat it.
We'll grab them. Why'd you do this?
Nah.
No.
No.
That's okay.
No.
I ain't grab them.
Cause obviously I want to learn how to do this cooking shit.
Oh, I didn't watch it.
Wait.
Does anyone want to grab them?
You aren't supposed to do that.
What?
Don't do this motion to us.
Look, it's weird.
I'll do it right.
What?
Hey, you shut your mouth.
You shut your fucking mouth.
You're not yelling at her.
Back off.
Oh, thank you.
And that is an endowment.
I know you did, yeah.
It's like an autistic chihuahua.
Yeah, it says, you lost meh or what she said, yeah.
Yo, what is this?
It looks like fucking caramel sugar.
So, this will go on the bottom and it has cream and stuff in it.
What is that?
This is disgusting.
Oh, somebody dropped it.
The cinnamon rolls, this is going to go on the bottom pan and it comes down.
Is that going to work sugar?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I love the guacamole set up.
It is so good.
What did she say?
Wow, I'm amazed.
Wasn't it great?
It was really good.
Yeah, yeah, so good.
I think they're fighting over it.
I love you guys, not Stanley.
You guys eating a lot?
Oh, I'm gonna tell you guys to get it.
Oh, I have a lot.
I can add in another avocado so there's more.
She's holding out, she's holding out.
I know, I was going to ask for one.
I was storing that one away, I was storing it.
What do we do with this butter?
So I'm going to make the filling right now,
and then I'm going to roll out this dough,
put it inside, roll them up,
and we're going to run this thing.
I'll look at the pajamas.
Okay, they're in the back of the truck.
Okay.
I have to please.
Wait, so we also have matching pajamas?
We?
Yeah.
You can have one.
No, you can have to wear his.
I'm not going to wear it, you can have mine.
EJ!
I thought there was a little signal in the room right now.
What happened?
I don't want pajamas.
You know, why not?
Why not?
I told you that he said that girls like to have sore pajamas.
It's actually more menier than men how young.
So what's the story?
So hold on.
Come on, let's go to the office first.
Oh, God!
We're in the office!
Oh, God!
Let's go to the office first.
Come on, let's go to the office.
You're putting on some games.
You brought me out here.
It's a gift for you guys.
Do it!
Do all the hard work.
Geez, geez, geez!
I didn't want to.
Sorry.
You brought me out here to cook for you guys.
It's funny how nobody brought you up here.
You're going to be a bad cook!
Ahh!
Look at Tia, damn!
I gave my mother a Pizzeria.
I don't have a P. They gave him one though.
He's saying, oh!
You don't have to.
Oh!
Pee!
It's working!
Take it out on her.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you!
I'm giving you the Pizzeria!
He said it doesn't happen in here!
I'm telling you now.
Head him down.
Head him down!
No he's not TSA.
No, scrambler.
No, scrambler.
Scram him.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Whoa, damn!
No, me!
Oh, that's my boss, no!
He's reaching out, no!
He's funneling with me!
There, there, no. There, no.
There, there, no. There, right there.
No, no.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Wait, wait.
Wait, guys.
Thanks for that experience.
Another one on our camera.
Picture that.
I
Take responsibility
I take responsibility
That's my responsibility because I was supposed to make sure the agent and salt
No, I was a vanilla extract guy.
You guys had one job and that's all I asked you to do.
I'm sorry, can I take responsibility?
I'm okay. I take more responsibility than anybody in this room.
No, hey look, all of this is my fault.
I don't take any responsibility. It's all their fault.
I like the next one.
I'm gonna take that out of you.
Emily, you have a job.
Can I have the cinnamon out here?
That's your job.
He's snapping his fingers at me again.
I piss you off, don't I?
I said, I had a please.
Sina, mon!
I had a please, guys.
Sina, please!
Look!
There she is!
I need to be around if I can go all the time.
Wow, Sina's over there!
Ooh!
We're making Sina men roles!
Sina men!
Sina men roles!
This is my dream.
You should have a restaurant called Sina's Roles.
rolls. I had to have fat birds with fat rolls, like this, as the brain is, but it's in a
bun roll. I don't think it's mad for the roll. Yeah. Bro, if you look at that, I can't even
trust that shape. I just triple-xed out myself. Yeah, that's a banger, I'm telling you.
Now, we can get a banger right here, and then just haul at it, and let me know.
What makes us vanilla breads? Wait, why don't you try it? You want to try something?
Where do we actually get drunk off this?
Yes.
We can take a little sip.
It is real, but I don't know.
Well, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
I am not going to be a student.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Wait, do you actually?
Wait, what the fuck is that?
What is that?
She just got married.
Wait, what is that?
Honey!
What do you do?
It's just a little prank.
You pranked your child's life.
Stop!
I felt it.
I felt it at one time.
You got me.
Yes, yes, who do we get still, you know?
Oh, we got it!
Can we just see the pajama?
It was a big struggle, if I'm being honest.
Yes?
There was a limited supply.
Okay, that's fine.
Already coming out with an excuse, that's it.
Agent, you're-
Yo, why would you put my pain there?
I think-
Oh my gosh!
No, no, no, no, no!
What the damn is this?
Don't worry.
These are cute things.
So my idea was I got us these pants and then wait for it close your eyes close your eyes. I got us these really cute
Wait what
I told her Emily's not gonna know that I'm gonna tell her that one.
And she's gonna be like, I'm gonna try to find a hell of a key ring but I was not.
So it was just kind of like, is that cute?
Yeah, this is cool too.
Wait.
Damn.
And like, is that nothing?
Man, this sleepover is not up to a hot star.
Yikes.
We're gonna get agents.
Agents?
Agents?
Well thank you.
Oh, are these agents?
Yeah.
They're a great agent.
They're all yours.
No, these are, I don't think they're gonna fall down.
Okay, just tie them really tight.
Why don't they really tie them really tight and square it up?
The Karopee is very normal, okay?
When you do the ultimate, you're going to be sitting and aging at 400 pounds and still best friends.
Aww, that's cool.
What in the whole thing did you do to get that out of there?
The ultimate ultimate ultimate!
Oh, this is perfect!
Great job, Ed.
Okay, question, chef.
What the fuck are you doing?
I brought the flour.
Why is it on?
Cut top.
That's how you do it.
Nice one. Yeah.
So, I'm gonna take some flour, I'll put it on there, and I'm gonna roll it out.
You can just do it in the bathroom.
No, I don't like that.
And any dough, normally, if you have the roll like this, then you do it in the bathroom.
On a table?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, cinnamon rolls.
I'm sneaking out the front.
Cinnamon rolls.
Cinnamon rolls.
What the fuck was that?
I'm sneaking out the front.
I'm sneaking out the front.
You're sneaking out the front before you can do more work?
What?
Whoa!
Fucking money!
Why are you trying to get out the front?
I don't know what the fuck that would mean.
Fine, you wouldn't do that, right?
Never do that.
Like, you would never just eat and leave.
You would never imagine your Zoom mates, right?
No, I would never eat and leave.
I would never do that.
Right, because that'd be crazy.
I could go to the bathroom, maybe.
But I was gonna come back.
Without us?
When the food's ready?
Why are you going to the bathroom without us?
We would ever get together as Zoom mates.
We eat together, we...
Well, let's leave it there.
You talking about our feelings?
We walk the body together yeah
We walk together yeah
Oh, that's funny
You work P.J. together?
Yeah
Don't be P.J.
All the time
Come on, P.J.
P.J.
Oh, my God, they're literally inside the family.
They're confused, you know
Yo, why is it so big, eh?
Ethan, my cousin is here.
You know what?
He's here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Hey, I'm here.
Yeah, very cozy!
You look like you're doing a really good job. Keep it up.
Thanks guys, I appreciate it.
That was the inspiration.
You have a parent I told you in a while?
Yeah, Bonnie, stop trying to help me.
Bonnie, where are you going?
I was in the crab.
Like, you not humping us?
Like, you didn't see us here, right?
You not humping us?
Tell her, you not humping us all for us.
Well, I thought it was a cheer list, y'all.
Okay, okay!
Let's go, let's do it!
Let's get fucking Matthew, bitch!
All of you guys would be...
Nope, nope.
I thought it was a tear.
Different tears.
It's gotta be different tears.
Okay, yeah.
And what tear would it be in specifically?
Now remember, I'm cooking you food right now.
And I think you're beautiful.
Oh, she scratched her throat.
Senna would be in the seat here for Senna.
Ahhh!
Don't walk away.
Straight up.
Don't walk away.
Thanks, you're crazy.
What's your real name?
Uh...
Uh...
Ace Stanley?
Oh, Ace Stanley!
Oh, that's right.
Ace.
I'd star star yeah Steven
Agent
I don't know if you want that okay wait
I thought that was a cool thing.
Um, Emily?
Is there a... there's a... there's a...
You have to show each of your songs, put you in... in... in... in S tier.
Wow!
That's my daddy!
That's my daddy! Thank you, mom!
I called up Senna already, took the C tier, so you go in S tier as well.
Wow!
That's Taylor!
Uh, there's no arms here, so you can ask them.
I'm not interested in all the food.
I know, you can just eat it.
You can just eat it.
Hey, why don't you look at that?
Look, look, look, look.
Shit!
It's brown sugar! It's not shit!
You sugar brown sugar?
Yes, listen, I want to shake your food, you and I.
Oh!
You would not.
That shit is fucked.
How would you I would I sing oh
Take it should be an ice. I should show yourself on that mountain issue. I did shit. I actually did. I had a simple
Wow, it looks great
Why you said it's so unused
Now it actually looks like something else interest
You know why this is definitely some mom-bives and dad
Yeah.
You guys aren't doing anything.
What? We're motivating you. You're W-mongering.
Oh, okay. Can I have some more motivation?
Yeah, you're doing amazing, sit down.
Okay. Keep pushing.
Push! You got this shit.
No, I don't like it.
Keep watching that shit on there, yeah.
I don't like the idea of pushing.
Oh, I missed the spot.
I missed the spot. Is that better?
No, it's not.
That's a big piece of sugar. Stop.
Stop taking those out.
It's the best part.
I can't grab bodies, bodies from over the kitchen,
and Rosie gets room for that.
She just wanted to take the chocolate chips
out of the chocolate chip cookie.
Oh, love, bro.
Oh.
Oh, bro.
Mmm.
Come on, come on.
Why are you being stingy?
You see all that?
I'm adding more, I'm adding more.
So you think I'm going to see it?
What do you want me to say?
Wow.
If it ain't season, it ain't season.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Nice.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Yeah.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
He's doing spicy.
Huh?
No, it's gonna kick.
It's different.
Yeah.
All right.
You got flour on your boobs.
Time to listen to me.
Oh my god.
I wiped it out.
Okay, sit here.
You want to try this?
What?
You want to try this?
Oh!
Oh!
Will you try it?
Yeah.
Oh!
Thank you!
Yeah
Scooby
You guys talk about
Great the cinnamon roll
Oh my god
You're an amazing kid.
They're thick. They're thick.
Moon boy.
It's not that thick.
I'm talking about...
Wait, hold on. They look like small scenarios.
Should I be nervous?
But we're going to put them in a pan.
And so when they cook...
Stop!
Buddy! Buddy! Stop!
Kick her out!
No!
Wait, don't get out though. We need you.
I apologize for for screaming at you we have we have dog treats
Delicious! I didn't know she was into man, I pegged!
Bonnie, we got pegged as a grade, come on.
What?
Come on, come on.
I can't, and then you'll be able to eat them.
Do me your pegas- oh, you want the dodgy?
I can unroll them and roll them to shreds.
I don't know what they did though. If I see that part, it's gonna piss me off.
I got that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need my money!
I need my money!
I need my money!
Now, then!
I'm so dizzy!
I have free thing of mind!
Yo, they're ruining the integrity of the cinnamon rolls when they're fencing them.
I agree.
I agree.
Best, best.
You'll stop touching the cinnamon rolls!
I agree.
I agree.
Let the flip!
Let Miss Ramsay do her thing!
How do you...
Should I...
Should I unroll them, or roll them to try it like this?
Of course, all these mists...
What does that mean?
So, I can unroll them as really easily as roll them to try it.
Don't do that.
They're gonna be huge, though.
It'll be good.
They're perfect.
You can get it like that. I like it.
The ones I had the other day, they were the giant ones.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't decide no matter. It's still the same shit, right?
Yeah.
That's not great, Suno. You're doing great, Phil.
It's not the motion in the ocean.
I'm sorry, I'm taking my whole motion.
You're going to take the whole side of this thing.
Hold on. That's just me acting.
That looks so perfect!
Thank you.
I'm actually going to make an executive call. I'm rolling another way.
Oh, if you want to do that, sure. I thought you were just doing that because I said something.
No, no, no.
But the reason I'm gonna do that now is because I don't like these how small they are.
What do you mean? What is going on?
You.
Bro, oh my god!
Bonnie, I would kill myself if I did it to you!
You and you in the kitchen all day!
I'm supporting you right now.
I'm not.
You three!
Oh my god!
I don't know where they are.
So good.
So good.
So good.
So you are a chef.
This is the best.
Then you can tell me, then you ask her, why are you doing like that?
Why are you doing like that?
I don't know what the fuck she's doing.
Let her do her thing.
Wow, the long ways!
I'm going to smudge it together. It'll roll up fine.
Is that how you do it right now?
No.
Should I do it?
I don't know. I don't know.
The reason I'm going to do it is because it'll be a little bit bigger this way.
Mmm, smart.
And it'll roll up fine.
That won't matter.
Because it'll roll over top of that thing.
Where's my hat cut?
Uh, I kind of cut myself, boys.
What? Really?
Where I don't have a cut?
Yeah, please share.
Shit man, I just learned how to say hang around.
Just chillin' and shit, just learn all the time.
Yeah, never be here.
Wow, that's perfect.
These are better.
Yeah, this looks beautiful.
Can I have that?
No.
Okay.
Oh, don't you fucking touch it.
Do you want some of that Bonshocher?
That's so many cinnamon rolls.
It's perfect.
It's not even mine.
Look.
Is that good?
Yeah.
That's amazing.
All right, Agent, you want to hold me?
Yes.
Get a spatula.
Take this.
Ashley, you already know this?
Yes, I know.
All of it.
All right.
Reach it here and get a spatula.
Go ahead, Agent.
She said go on it.
She's the bodybuilder.
Give it to Agent.
Thank you.
Take some of that ham spray right there. Spray on one of these.
Here.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, hey, body, body, body, body!
Yeah!
Don't touch it, body! Don't touch it!
Okay.
And now I'm going to take some of this, and you're going to lather it on the inside
here.
Oh, oh.
So this is like a bottom layer for cinnamon rolls. Not everybody does this.
Oh my God!
Mark is in Mondo.
No, Mondo.
Why?
Why Mondo?
Why Mondo?
I don't know what that actually is.
Mondo?
What are these?
Some of these gloves.
What is this?
So this is like, it kind of soaks into the center rolls.
What is it though?
And it's a sugar bet.
You better pay this.
Don't take out the sugar.
No, no, no.
You guys pay this.
I know.
Don't take out sugar.
Oh, it's sugar.
Oh, you want more sugar?
More sugar better.
I think it's so cute.
Go, Santa.
Go, Santa.
Go, Santa.
Dieh, dieh! Dieh dieh! Dieh dieh! Dieh dieh! Dieh dieh! dieh dieh! Die HIP POTIVUS!
You remind me of the hippie potter from Madagascar.
Thanks.
Hey!
I'm thinking most of my series.
Hey, man!
Alright, now we're going to let... now!
We're going to let it in!
We're going to let it in!
Woo!
Oh, happy birthday, Madagascar.
Happy Duke Day everybody!
Yeah!
Let's get the bottles out right now.
Get out!
Get out!
Happy Duke Day!
Happy Duke Day everybody!
Anybody can replace your Duke, you're up in the fire on him.
Shut up.
Hey, you okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
You okay?
Okay, you can sit in my lap.
You can sit in my lap.
Why not have my puppy, don't you?
I love it.
Caleb or just Caleb?
That's great.
I'll walk.
Do you need anything?
Yeah, I'm all good.
And I'll put this away so that you can sit with me.
Do you want me to just put Jemma's arm in the bag?
Nope.
Yesss!
Yesss!
Jemma's arm!
Woo!
Okay, let's get him into the gym.
Hey, are you gay?
You're gay?
You're never.
You're never getting into the gym!
I'm putting you in on him.
Oh my.
That sound was not consensual.
He will strip you down and slide you in.
Both of us won't be stupid.
What?
He's going to jump again.
He's going to jump again.
Are you all right, my friends?
Sleepover!
I love it.
Sleepover!
Sleepover!
Sleepover!
Sleepover!
What are you doing?
Hey! Sleepover!
Sleepover!
That's the app person.
Sleepover!
Sleepover!
Oh, you got a board here. It worked.
Sleepover!
I'm board-netting.
You got a board? Right.
Okay.
Yeah, let's just, uh, wait.
I thought I was going to be back quick.
No, that was not good.
Nothing to do with me for a while, right?
That was fast.
I thought I was just fucking in my shit.
I didn't do shit.
You were fucking go most stand up.
Most stand up.
As a team, we're gonna make a new team.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Leave some for the rest of us.
You guys are eating all I just want some.
What type of chef cooks for me?
Does she make it?
It's like you made it.
That's so weird.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was so sweet to me.
Yes, of course.
Come on, guys.
We're gonna have to work on this.
No, stop.
It's basically a losing body.
Change it up into another body.
Oh, you.
No, fuck I'm not.
Thanks.
Oh no, Christ.
Get away, Chris.
Get out, get out, get out.
Here.
Get away, get away.
Chris.
You're gonna non-consensually touch me, and you're gonna take off my clothes non-consensually.
I'm gonna put them shits on them.
All right.
Are you guys gonna touch me without my consent?
Yeah.
I'm gonna put on my pajamas.
They're gonna be worse.
They're gonna be worse.
The body ain't even happy, Janice.
Put these on.
Uh.
Put these on.
They can sit back and be worse.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, shit.
Put them on.
Guys, I'm gonna put on my PJs.
Put them on.
Put them on.
Put them on.
Get in there. Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Wait. Guys, stop!
Am I allowed to watch?
Yeah.
Here you go.
Ew, ew, ew.
Ow!
I can cut you!
I'm not cutting you!
Hey, you got access.
Get somebody.
Ah!
Sit!
What you doin'?
Put them on.
All righty!
Put them on!
There's a knife!
Don't put them in a sec.
Get your hands.
Watch out, bitch.
Get laid.
Get laid.
Let's set it up.
Hey!
Get that leg up.
Get that leg up.
Get that leg up.
Get that leg up.
Yeah.
Get that leg up.
Okay.
Let's go.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
All right.
Reset. Reset.
Reset. Hold on.
Give us a second please.
Give us one second please.
Give us one second.
Give me that.
Get back!
Get back!
I know!
Hey! Hey!
Can we take a bite of this?
Just talk about it.
You'll put down his weapon?
I won't come near you.
You gotta stay down.
What's up?
Hush, hush, hush!
We, we forgot to do like a London pub in this bitch!
Put the pants on, D!
Put the pants on!
Put them on!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Hush, hush!
Oh, go, go, go, go!
Right?
Hush, hush, hush!
Alright, alright!
Not this, that way!
I'm here, Rosie!
I'm here, Rosie!
Rosie!
Get him!
Throw him, Rosie!
Ha ha ha ha!
Aye, aye, aye!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hold on!
Let's talk about this.
Let's talk about it.
Okay.
Listen, what do I do now?
We won't make you do that!
If...
Me and Marcus could play Smash in the next two hours.
Well, you guys could smash whenever you want.
Okay, alright, yeah.
Okay, that's it. That's a bargain.
At least put the shirt on.
Nope.
Let's put it in the...
Well, let's put the stock to the night, yeah.
Nope.
Let's put it in the night, yeah.
Nope.
You get the lease.
That's a stupid claim.
Hey.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay, that's all the lease.
Yo, who'd you want to fit a family of five?
What do you mean?
You could have a lease.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no, no.
It's late.
It's late.
Come on.
Come on.
Back and back to back.
Back and back.
If you could listen.
Come on.
Listen.
Why?
Back.
Hey, the only thing that stopped me from not putting
the taze onto your ass is the fact that we have these
intact.
If you break that, you give me no option.
We're going to have to do it.
Back up.
I'm back up.
You see, I'm going to have to get back.
Hey, you guys, everybody get back.
We'll get back.
We're going to get back.
Everybody get back.
Hey, remember the times when we were friends?
Everybody get back.
Look at me. Go smash.
It's Caleb.
Get back. Everybody get back.
Everybody get back.
You understand me?
You're losing it.
See that?
You're losing it, buddy.
Lock him.
Lock him.
You want some cheesecake?
Yeah?
I want some cheesecake?
Well, I'm just sure I want to get you some.
Come on.
Everybody get back.
Hey, I dropped it on my head right now.
That's okay.
Let's end this and we'll get it and we'll be fucked up.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
What are you going to fuck us up?
He's got you.
Ah!
All right.
What are you doing?
I sure don't know that crazy.
You got me?
I'm gonna drop it.
I'm gonna drop it.
Oh, hey guys!
Hi guys!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
He just got the shower!
Nooooo!
I don't do hard part
Say good-bye to you
We need hands.
The good times.
Turn off what you're doing before taking kids.
Don't even think about it.
Come on, stop.
Senator, are you ready to set it off?
Good King Rick, David.
I would have found a clue about that.
Absolutely.
This is...
Yeah, that looks nice.
I might as well take two of me in this month.
This is for you, Mike.
Marcus, would you wear this for James?
I'll put it to James.
Yay!
Get it on!
It's a crime.
Wait, let me wear it.
Ooh, Valentiaga!
Come on, what are you doing?
I'm not gonna tell you.
That looks good!
Desire!
Desire!
It's slavery!
It's slavery!
Okay!
The shorts, the shorts!
Are you sure on the pants too?
You might have to, like, tie them up, because it's...
No, I probably...
Me and Chris would probably tie these.
Oh, yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do
The shorts, the shorts!
Are you sure on the pants too?
You might have to like tie them up, because it's...
No, I probably... me and Chris would probably tie these.
Oh yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it!
Yeah.
Oh, you put them on with the jeans that's on the back.
Exactly.
Okay, there we go.
Okay! Oh!
Wow, those are big-boy pants.
Oh.
Gunners get a class for Duke Day.
Duke Day!
I'm not asking about Duke Day.
We thought, yo, we put some on the grill, what are we doing?
Hey!
That's what we should do that.
Oh, we hit the wood.
One job, Katie.
And it's totally...
Don't worry guys, I got some wood.
Thanks Caleb.
Does it hurt, bud?
Let's chop down the trees back here.
We can't chop down the trees.
No, we chopped down our pine trees.
The one we had on Christmas.
I'll chop it down. I'll come back with some wood.
I know.
Okay, come outside and chop the tree.
I can't do that.
survival panic.
Wait, he's a millionaire.
He's a millionaire.
He's a millionaire.
Oh no.
Oh no.
What's the work for?
Um, I got the work.
I'm giving you a chop down of this tree right here over top of the pool.
Okay.
That's a good one.
You could probably just cut it like this.
Yeah.
No, that's how I think it worked.
I don't know what yeah give it try
Yeah, yeah sounds good to me to the party
Oh my god, that's what's inside.
Ew.
Ew.
I guess I'll lost cinnamon roll.
Ew.
It's been taken inside.
Okay.
Wait, we take that and swap it with one of the cinnamon rolls.
And then make Bonnie eat it.
Genius.
Yeah, that's good.
Give me a second now.
I see you peed.
I think you peed the first layer of bark.
Okay.
That was good.
It's the privacy right now?
Yep.
Let's bring this inside.
Okay.
Yep.
Great.
Fantastic.
That's really good.
Yeah, that's really good.
That's awesome.
I didn't know love that I did this for a paper knife.
She is.
She is, yeah.
She's definitely going to reuse this knife.
There's definitely no throw at this, yeah.
Where's the firewood?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
I found the firewood.
Fire.
Cinnamon roll.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Cinnamon roll. What is there? A nature cinnamon roll.
Eww! Okay, Maya says bug your friendly. Yeah. So that's very cute.
Think about what Maya will touch it then. Go touch one. What is that? Are those holy
points? Yeah, yeah, they're beautiful. I'll touch them. Look, look, look. This one's
on his stomach right now. Oh, how cute. Oh, look at that. What even is that?
Is that a cinnamon roll? Yes, a cinnamon roll from nature.
Oh, super cute.
Friendly.
They're maggots?
Oh.
That's a bit intensity.
No, no, you're not going to bring it in, right?
Oh!
Come here, Emily!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
That was my one!
No, we weren't looking for one, but we found something better.
OK, even better.
Yeah, I'm too afraid to show Senna.
She'll love it.
OK.
Oh, Colin!
Bring it inside.
Excuse me?
She has pajamas on.
What's crazy? She doesn't know I know the code.
So, yeah, watch this.
She's so fucking silly.
I will not hurt the bun, because I love Maya!
Oh my God!
That's fire!
That's fire.
Yeah, I'm gonna try to run away that might be low.
Uh...
Yeah?
Sine, you wanna try and fry it?
You got some protein in it.
Hey!
Sing!
Didn't wanna write a song
Cause I didn't let anyone thinkin' I still care or don't
But you still hit my phone up
And baby I'm movin' on
And I think you showed me something I don't wanna hold back
Maybe you should know that
My mama don't like you and she likes everyone
And I never liked to admit that I was wrong
I've been so caught up in my job Didn't see what's going on
But now I know I'm bad asleep in Ohio
Cause if you like the way you look that much
Oh baby you should go and love yourself
And if you think that I'm still holding on
To something you should go and love yourself
Come on, everybody!
Marcus!
What?
All you doing?
I'm just checking out nature.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, yeah.
Agent, come on.
Agent!
Yeah.
Hey, maybe we gotta just don't get it.
If you don't want it, you're gonna hurt.
I ain't gonna be talking to you again.
If you don't want it, you're gonna hurt.
You know the easy stories.
You know they're all lies.
I had had you all stick around
And I just don't know why
If I was your man
Baby dude
Never worry about what I do
I'll be coming home back to you
Every night
You know what you like
You'll be like the woman
It's not a big thing
It's just for a moment
A handful of frames
If you're strong
I just wanna show you
You are a fusion that you love
Let me be the one to
Give me everything you want and the answers
Take another pretension
Make me a selection
Show me what I've got, what I've got
Tell me that you should let me know
I love you, I love you
I love you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I love you, I love you
Okay, I'm so glad that it hurts.
For those of us who are trying to find this place,
don't even know what you're worth.
Every minute we go, they stop us here.
For your name it shows.
For your name it shows.
Don't even know.
Baby, you know.
Baby, you know what we have.
What?
How do you know?
That's the good.
Every night, when they're dead,
what do you want?
You want me to serve the game?
This is what I'm in head for, man
Take your time, I just want to show you
I love you, let me be the one to
Give you everything you want
And if you want me better
In your love and protection
Make a selection
I don't want you guys so close to be like her!
You deserve better girls, I know you deserve better.
You deserve better.
But me, when you reach my heaven girl,
Hey!
You make me think that you should let me know of you.
Hey, baby, do what?
Two, three, two, one.
Oh, and everything you've done.
Good job, reputation.
Everything you've done.
Well, you're taking it back.
Hey, hey.
Go to me.
Baby, you're taking it back.
Baby, you're taking it back.
Yeah.
Oh, baby.
That was great.
That was great!
Ready, Ready?
Where was sleeping after the sleepover?
Shut your ass up, give me the song!
Shut your ass up, give me the song!
I'm dropping for it, I'm dropping me out in my ear
It ain't nothing, no, baby, what you want?
I can get my dinner, what do you want?
But that's it, darling, it's the one and only
That's it, darling, what do you want?
Hey, darling, why do you want it?
See, I'm on it, and you're on it now
Dump in the Cadillac, you're gonna put some mouth on it
Anything you want, girl, let's put a smile on it
You deserve it, baby, you deserve it, oh
I'm done, I give this to you
Don't you really shine this so bright, so airy champagne
All night, lucky or you, that's what I like
That's what I like, lucky for you, that's what I like
That's what I like, 7-Five or more, I like
Two streets in diamonds, all night, lucky for you, that's what I like
That's what I like, lucky for you, that's what I like
I'm gonna be a big boy today
But I'm gonna talk to you in the corner of the house
Yeah, I'm gonna party in the house
You can't be so upset
You're gonna be a big bro from the city
Oh, I love you
Thank you, guys
Thank you so much
And you need to say it's us
And how a green day is, yeah
Jump in the car, a lady girl with some miles on it
Anything you want, a girl with a tall, tall one
And you deserve it, baby, you deserve it all
I've got my tears in you
And you bring sunshine, you're so bright
So can we champagne, all of us
Looking green as well
Hey, look out of the way
Look at me, that's all I like
I like
Hey, hey, darling, alright
I like it when you like my whole life
That's what I like
I like it when you like my whole life
That's what I like
Woo!
What's up, Sam?
Woo!
Agent, agent, agent!
Sorry, can I get these files?
Agent.
Ah, yeah, I'm gonna test the Duke.
Oh, happy Duke Day!
You're testing the Duke for Duke Day?
Happy Duke Day!
You should sing a song for Duke for Duke Day.
That'd be so nice.
Maybe a happy birthday.
Or his favorite song ever.
Hey Kayla, maybe there's a song for Duke Dennis that Asia would sing?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just congratulating all on Duke Day, man.
Had to, bro.
Had to, really had to, bro.
Yep.
You see you're gonna sing a song now, right?
I think you would like it.
I'm not singing or dancing.
Oh, Asia.
Okay, well, hopefully you can go to the Face Mask segment.
Face Mask!
I have something.
Face Mask!
You have Face Mask.
Yo, we're gonna sort this into an invite, I said I'm a girl, but she's gonna run away.
I got a brand new package.
I'm ready.
Uh-oh.
We're not the only ones that we do self-care.
Mm.
Mm.
Man do self-care too.
Please, I'm gonna...
Please, I'm gonna sell that tonight.
I'm gonna...
Yeah, I'm gonna sell that!
Yeah, I'm gonna sell a pity sheet.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a regular one.
It's a regular one.
Okay.
Does it have an extra forehead?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Let's go.
Does it have an extra forehead?
Yeah.
a lot of face masks don't get the top of my forehead
she's the island girl
oh no
what do you guys have to do with it?
who did it?
you got the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
and I can't breathe
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I'm the XLX
I don't know how to get out of the club and run the soldier.
Oh god.
Maybe they said it is for you Duke.
It is for you.
Yo bro.
You're doing it now.
Alright one more, one more you alright?
I'm going to be a banger.
It is.
This is you.
Bing bing bong.
Ding ding ding bop bop
Oh, this is a good song
So the hell with the nothing in there, you know everything about you?
You got it!
Good choice, good choice!
Are you gonna sing this thing?
Yes!
I
That's not me
Don't touch them.
I said bro.
Oh, how's it look like you got it?
It has a sportsman.
You got something?
Yes.
I hate that song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
You can want to say just appreciate the five, five, and five.
You got something over there?
W's.
You actually got something.
No.
You want some?
Yeah, I've been leading you to tone.
You got something.
You got something over there?
I don't know.
You should get something for socks.
We'll be here for the $10 dollar bill.
Thank you.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Hey, W, Roast Keeper.
Just met him.
My child, we love you, Justin.
Thanks, my nigga.
Yo, so I visit extra mattress in my room.
I was gonna leave it for Zoya, but you might as well just use it as a sleeping suit, you know?
Yes, the sleepover.
Right here.
I'm just saying like, you know, if we are gonna eat on sleepover.
Oh, yes, the sleepover.
The sleepover of course.
Oh yes, the sleepover we forgot.
All right, you already face mask now?
Yes.
I want the tape.
15 minutes.
You don't want to wait until after the cinnamon rolls,
because we probably have like 21 minutes
Oh, okay, that's good.
before we put them in.
Oh yeah, we can do it after.
So we can do, what was the other thing Caleb
you wanted to do?
Well, there's two things we can really pivot to.
We can do one of those before we do,
because this is 21 minutes after I'm in.
I want to do the, um...
Is there a rather thing? Or that thing?
Oh, do we have the, uh...
Do we have the, uh...
We got the thing?
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Yeah.
Now you're going to open the door and leave.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're going to open the door.
Yay!
No, I'm not teasing.
Okay, well boy, I can't wait to see it.
Drug test?
Drug test.
You didn't get the drug test?
We need the drug test.
I'll give you one.
You want the drug?
I dare to dump it up.
My hair says, you know, we know who you like the most.
Oh my God!
Hey!
Hey!
You like the most.
Oh my God!
Hey!
Please!
You're the one who had a coke in your room that was on the side.
Oh!
She's from my credit scene, by the way.
The fact that she sees you went and caught her and thinks, okay?
She's sacked her!
She's sacked her!
Marcus, facts are, though, there was a white water spread out in line on his desk.
That was on the wheelchair.
Sounded out.
Thank you.
It was literally so awkward.
I don't think this thing is working out.
You fucking weirdo.
Oh God, it wasn't, it wasn't.
Yo, it looks like it's weird, bro.
He's like, we're gonna chat.
I've done one before and I passed with flying colors.
You can't say nothing to me.
You can't say nothing.
Okay, so this is what we're about to do, okay?
It's gonna be, so yeah, it's a game, it's a game, it's a game.
All right, so boom.
One person can be blind-folded.
Fun game.
Okay.
So we got an extra extra large one for you.
We know your forehead can't come to a call.
I want it, I want it.
Anyway.
All right.
And then, they can be blind-folded
And they have a pool and they gotta try and swing and hit somebody.
But you can't see nobody.
But everybody else is gonna have these chickens attached to your foot.
I got baby chains.
We got baby chains attached to your foot.
So you can make a noise.
I've seen it on TikTok.
Do we have a helmet?
Do we have a switch?
Do we have a switch?
Do we have a helmet?
Oh, fucking cool.
A lot of forward.
You have a built-in helmet.
Oh, but this is the one that Coy did.
It was really hurt.
No, but you kicked the helmet.
But this is like being kicked there.
We're not hitting it.
What is that?
Oh!
Oh, we hit there.
The body movement hits there.
This is very simple games.
Oh.
Yeah.
You understand?
Oh, so the person who's blocking the screen.
If you hit somebody, you switch.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
Really?
Yeah.
So you try not to get hit.
Oh, OK.
I have a question, Mr. Agent.
Yeah, we usually use a belt.
We usually do use a belt, but if I belt to one of them,
it'd be back to them.
All right, OK.
Hold on.
I do have a question.
Yes, sir.
What's that?
These two things are very expensive.
Can we do it in there?
Yeah, we should.
Yeah.
If we hit this, it is rates.
That's for the game.
No, these are like non-quistals.
I don't know where the fuck these came from, and these break, stay behind me, that's just 20 LED lights, I said that on tomorrow.
We gotta pull out of that, it's specific.
I got an LED light.
You gotta pull out of that one?
Yeah.
Naked!
We made that.
Naked has six Minecraft crystals.
Yeah, we'll pull out for that.
We can't replace these!
I have a question about this game.
What is the motivation for the people in the dark to move?
Like, I don't think it's...
Yeah, he's the president of the community and you don't want to duck.
But then you have squeaky feet.
But also we can just sit in one corner and we want to be in that corner.
I think we should at a stake where you have to get from one location to the other.
Okay, Adrian has worked.
Yeah, but who's Matt easy to get from one side to the other?
I don't know where they are.
But that's all I understand. They don't know where I am.
Technically, until somebody comes over where you're at and squeaks the way over there.
And you didn't have any locations to belong.
I'm the second to do that!
I'll get out of this all and come back on the rack!
Okay, okay, that's fair.
Ah, we've got the dust.
You get over here.
Alright, we'll save this.
You don't have to be blindfolded first!
Sit down.
I don't want to be blindfolded.
No, no, no, don't go!
Fuck!
Beak!
Ah!
Carol!
Wait!
Hey, hold on, we don't want to be blindfolded.
Carol!
No, wait, let's switch to the back.
For this?
Yeah, I figured out what we were going to do.
Unless you want to stay at home.
That's enough!
I'm going to switch back to this.
Oh my God.
You'll be if you get out of the cam.
Oh
Yay, thank you
I'm ready!
Okay, you can do it.
What?
Oh, gosh.
What do I do?
I have to chase it tonight.
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
Puss!
It's a good tip.
Oh, gosh.
Pulse! Pulse! Pulse! Pulse! Pulse!
Pulse!
Are you good?
Yeah, it's good.
Alright, how are we doing?
We're going to take a few footages.
After half a year, we were 263 pounds.
You're gonna get a lot of money.
Yeah.
You got a shitload of money.
I told you I'd do it.
You don't!
You don't want to see it.
I don't want to hear it.
Oh, he's dying.
He's so tired.
He's like, what the fuck is this?
Shut up, stalker Blaine.
You know he would.
Yeah, this has a dirty gink.
I like it!
Is this fine?
It's just a shadowy.
Is it?
Yeah, I'll be back.
I said, yo, stop with that duck, and make my dog about to wake up.
I'm sorry.
Wait, oh, we're not doing it too?
Um, we can, but we don't have to.
We don't have to, we don't have to.
Hey, Mom, come get your duck, can you?
There's so much of a duck.
Okay.
There was another duck here.
That's great.
That's cool.
We can do, we can do, uh, we can do it too.
Ducking.
You have to take a sip, though.
Okay.
Where's the dig, Batman?
Oh, I think I have it.
Oh, then we're going to do a little bit.
Yo, Vine really disappeared on us.
Yeah, we're bonobos.
Should we go back to the center of the world?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's a squad.
Peter's probably celebrating group day.
Yes, I know that's right.
I know that's right.
After half a year, we were 263 pounds
during stream of university six months ago.
What?
I'm a cheatin' ass nigga, bro.
How do I look?
Mark, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are you doing man?
Good to meet you.
Good to you man.
Hell yeah.
But, what's very special about today, and the reason why I just chose to make the
stream happen today...
I want to ask you, I want to ask you one thing, what are we looking for on the
outside?
Dad, the bag is packed.
Can we try your bag?
I
That was she was she was she was she
After half a year
After half a year
We were 263 pounds fuck is going on bro cuz you know we're gonna need that back before we
How are you doing man, nice to meet you, good to do man, hell yeah.
But what's very special about today and the reason why I just chose to make the stream
happen today is today is the strongest solar day.
Hello.
How are we looking?
Well, at least now you can't, you don't hear the, the squeaks until it's game time.
crazy the phone is better in the bag now guys
what can I say the phone is kinda dead don't you think
I'm gonna have to switch back
the phone?
yeah what you gonna do then?
I know I've been having so much problems with the bag man
I know
phone is pretty freaking good
and the S-26 about to come out
oh the S-26?
yeah
I'm gonna go drag my phone to the right
I know this one
I know this one
you want your phone?
yeah
I'm not gonna let him do it
No team, no team, no team.
Fuck yeah!
3.141!
3.141?
Is that a GBA?
This is a pie.
Wait, is it for someone to ask you?
Hey kid!
I heard you play piano!
I learned how to do it and I forgot.
You forgot?
Yeah, like three years ago.
How many of you have ever told me that you used to play piano so cool?
Cause I forgot.
I forgot.
So if you have to play a song, yeah, yeah, I could do a couple of drums, but yeah, like
I don't like when you say you play piano, you play piano.
You can play hell of a...
I know a few songs.
That's so good.
Better than Rage.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Rage doesn't know anything.
100% yeah.
Hold up!
We can do a piano walk one day.
Well...
Like a...
Eve versus you?
Yeah!
Okay, that's fair.
That's a fair battle.
Yeah, that's a fair battle.
Very fair, very fair.
I was on a piano group.
That's okay.
That's okay, one day we'll play together.
What was the fix?
Yeah, we'll start the whole bag.
Okay, yay!
Who's new?
Who's new?
I think I'll go first.
Agent's turn.
Who's new?
I don't know.
No, mini noodles.
He won't make this hard.
That means if I hit somebody, it's about to hurt.
Right?
No, not gonna hurt.
Oh, that's bad.
But you have to go like this.
Right?
I feel like I got turtle beaches on I can hear all you
I have a booger in my nose and I went like this and they saw it
Flippi!
I gotta wash my hands there's a boogie hand boogie hand
Are you ready to try it on me?
Yeah
Tazer!
Oh my god
For what?
Jesus
I'll just go put it in my room
Okay, y'all ready?
Yep
You know I love this
I know all about this book
What is it?
I played the video game
Wait, that was my answer
If you fuck up a game, we'll just do your best
Thank you so much
Cute
I like how it matches
Let's get it.
Okay.
Oh, cute.
Why is my shit over there?
Are we serious?
I'm serious.
You're kidding me.
Try removing the wifi real quick.
I don't know if this issue is true.
What's going on?
Nah, just start, uh, it's okay.
Alright, let's go to the battle,
get the back ground.
Yo, you want to go on?
First of all, is this real?
What is the name of it?
How is it still in here?
It can be here for hours and hours.
Did you get the pecan part?
Yeah, let me tell you how good that was.
Like, ding, ding, ding.
We got so many good options up here.
I want to ask you I want to ask you one thing hey that's a like pasta
Oh God, what's it called? The boss factory.
I thought you liked it.
Oh.
What does it mean?
That fan showed up.
There's one for the first.
That mushy mushy mushy.
That mushy mushy mushy.
After half a year,
We were 263 pounds
I don't think I can ever see you
I don't know what the f**k is going on man
Is it about the mic or something?
Yeah
This is not making a fight
Probably not
Why don't we just go phone bro
Oh fuck these shit guys.
All right, cool.
Sick of this shit, man.
Let's just switch phone, bro.
We had no problem with the phone, though.
Yo, fuck this bag!
Come on.
You spent 30 bands on the bag to shit barely work.
I know.
Let's go.
I
After half a year
I'm trying to be serious and get this fucking charger
load the squeaks okay wait wait let me let me grab the charger for this
I sound like a
well I gotta get the charger I'm watching oh yeah Rosie I need the charger that
you had
What's wrong I'm alive so don't say anything. Do you mean you?
I'm fucking speaking everywhere so I'm like holy shit. I feel like SpongeBob when he walks. You can have it!
You can have it!
Caleb, I'm trying to be...
Caleb, I'm being serious.
Okay.
Take me seriously.
All right.
I'm going to walk away from you.
Yeah.
In a serious...
Yes.
Of course not.
Oh my God.
Hey, hey, hey.
Those ready to play?
I'm ready.
I was getting the chocolate for this.
Huh?
All right, yo.
We're going to scoop right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right, yo, we're gonna split break!
Hey!
Hey, listen to me!
No, it's loud.
No, I was making sure this doesn't die.
Yeah, should we just switch to Emily's if you wanna do that, though?
No, I don't have her in dress right now, because it's doing the same shit.
Problem?
I'll put the stick as well if you want it.
Ooh, yeah, if you have it, actually.
Hey, can you go and stay on your own for a second?
All right, let's go.
All right, if you get hit, if you get hit, I'll open the ground.
Agent, Agent, come here, come here.
This is the real side of the funny story.
Oh, no, Agent, they're saying, oh, you're trying to screw up, so my body's going, my
body's going.
This is what it sounds like when I talk.
He said this is how he imagines I walk.
You made the same joke twice?
Yeah.
It made two times.
Come on.
I'm gonna bake my fuck.
You guys, that's so funny. Let's all walk away.
Other way, I think.
No, I don't.
Oh, wait.
Thank you.
I will chat. Sorry.
Okay, that's good, other way now.
No, no, no, no, no, you're good.
I was making sure it's headed.
No, I know.
It was my fault, I was wrong.
Okay, ready?
I don't need.
Sorry, I was giving the tripod.
No!
Let me go blind for the first.
Let me go blind for the first.
Okay, guys, if you get too close to that,
I'm gonna ask you, I'll just show you to back up, okay?
Okay, brown rules!
You can't leave this wooden part, okay?
Okay.
So you guys stay in this wooden part.
Okay.
Alright? You can't hop out one leg to avoid making noise.
Right.
Alright?
Yeah.
And if you get hit, you gotta say cock.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Cock.
Okay.
Cock.
I'm just gonna go ahead and deal with this first.
I'm just gonna break your heart.
I just don't trust it, so I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna move it.
Those are Emmys and Bonnie's.
You'll guard them.
You'll guard them.
So it's my shit you want to do, but it's a smart move.
If you break the sputter-gwen that's fucked up, you can't break the sputter-gwen.
If it was your pain, I would have kicked you up and slid you across this whole thing.
I would have been a...
No, no, that's...
I would have...
Bite at?
No, that's any of you.
Can I bite at?
Please?
Dude, it's great though, doesn't it?
And then there's sputter-gwen.
Oh.
This is the only one you care about?
Yeah.
Why specifically?
A huge, huge fan.
Huge fan, okay?
Ready?
Hey, no cheating when you...
No, no, no, no, I'll get it.
No, you haven't stood up.
Chris, Chris, Chris!
Oh, he's dead.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, wait.
Mando.
Mando.
Are you able to hold the camera up for us?
You get it!
Yo, honey.
Hey, Mando.
Oh, get on with this.
You're screaming, Joe, are you crazy?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, I'll do a few streams, I'll count to five, no one did.
Ah!
Y'all ready?
Yeah.
Great, come on in to me, come on in to me.
Okay, five, four, three, two, one.
Ha ha ha!
Get up!
It's a fucking ball!
It's a cold one though!
Don't hurt the leg!
Yeah!
No, he doesn't lift our head though!
Look at that!
We got stuff!
We're gonna dance!
Dude, dude!
Keep going!
The last one!
Please!
You keep going to the last person!
Huh?
Keep going to the last person!
I'm gonna do it!
You can do it!
You can do it!
Let's do it!
Let's do it quickly!
Okay, have a good one!
You're out!
I don't like it!
I don't like it!
I don't like it!
I don't like it!
I don't like it!
I feel like we're done, I know.
Yeah, I do feel like we're done.
I'm gonna give you a piece of space.
Hey, I can just do myself down now.
Yeah.
How?
Cause this is your age.
I also know some ball.
Three, two, but if you do that, I'm gonna know where I am.
Where you touch me.
Three, two, one.
I
Bro, you're not my grill though!
Actually, please!
Yeah!
Let's go.
I
Alright, so it's just...
Okay, have that.
Hey, this is, it's way harder.
I feel like I got a way better hiding.
Yeah, I feel like I got a way better hiding.
You got it?
Ready?
One, two, three, four.
I'm scared.
I got a four, five.
No, the wind.
I'm not trying to be scary.
Ready?
3, 2, 1, spin.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
You have a choice. You either do it or Marcus has to do it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Alright, give that a minute.
No, get the shower curtain.
It hurt!
Get the shower curtain.
I don't know.
Shower curtain.
It's not going to get completely wrapped around in the shower curtain.
Hold this in the back real quick.
I mean, you know, you've got an extra large.
Do you want me to tie it or do you want me to tie it?
Can you do it?
Can you do it?
Do you want me to tie it?
Mando.
You got to do it with this.
Mando means like,
Alright, let's spin around in the center.
Alright, we're good.
That's a little.
This is what we're going to do.
Is this enough?
Oops.
Oh, we got enough.
Is that somebody?
No.
Oh, there.
What was that?
Oh, where?
I don't know.
No.
No?
No?
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Turn it back, I hear you.
What, was it eight?
Three red, three red.
Oh my god, oh my god.
First you got my fucking hand, I said my hand down.
I saw the spirit because I hit that.
I'm so sorry.
You, you're walking over here.
You were like, wait!
Did I hit you?
Oh my god.
Sorry Mundo.
I'm here in front of you.
You were like, wait!
Did I hit you?
Oh my god.
I'm not even gonna try to do this, I'm just gonna try to do this.
You're not gonna have to do this.
Alright.
I'm gonna try to do this.
Alright.
Let me make sure this is tight.
Let me try this.
Can't hold that, can't hold that forehand back.
Ha ha ha.
And I'm gonna be swinging full forehand.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Whoa!
I think she's dead.
There's a fire right there.
It's that close to the final flick!
Hold on.
What the fuck?
I'm just gonna do it.
I'm just gonna do it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna do it.
I'm just gonna do it.
Oh.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Hello.
Hello, hold on, it's right here.
Here's the other side.
Oh my god!
That was a backspinning!
That was a backspinning!
Yeah!
You can't run him!
That's why I got him to stay in that house!
That was so good.
She didn't even know how to weigh back, man.
Your turn.
Good.
Oh, Caleb, go easy on us.
You're good.
You're not somebody that bad, man.
No, please.
She didn't even do one damage.
She was a one hit.
I won't do it.
Minister of Health.
I wasn't a body treaty.
I'm not fucking really hard.
I wasn't.
It looked cool.
I used that Malinia to become the vaccine.
Oh, shit.
All right.
I'm ready.
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,
I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,
Oh no, that's not the one that came up to me.
No, that's not the one that came up to me.
Yeah, yeah.
Kim, do you want to switch to that?
Yeah, sure.
That's not the one that came up to me.
No, Kim, do not get hurt.
Okay.
So obviously, came up to two eight four fours.
Oh my God, I love this thing in six man first in my life.
Yo!
Any time I see what it is.
I don't know what it is.
I think you got 50 health off your shit.
Well, that's far.
Yeah.
Ready?
Yes.
OK, everybody ready?
All right, that's it.
How much? 5?
OK, ready?
It's on the ground.
One, two, three, two, one.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hi.
Game box?
What the fuck?
Great! Great!
Okay, we're running.
She just, she just...
I'm just gonna distract.
This is what we made it, I did it.
Okay.
Three, two, one, go.
Holy fuck.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I can shoot.
I heard that.
I can't hit the record.
I can't hit the record.
Oh my god!
Oh! I'm sorry!
That is crazy! That is crazy!
That is crazy!
Boom!
Is it a bell?
No, no, no.
You got the bell?
Yeah, I got it.
Really?
Okay.
So the whole thing is still left.
Okay.
I won't...
Eight of us, here we go.
Okay, I can't...
Be true to the four hands.
Three, two, one, go.
I can't hear you.
I'm dying!
I'm dying!
I can't do it!
Who's that?
That's me, that's me, that's me.
Huh?
Linda?
Yeah.
It's you?
Yeah.
We're over here.
Oh, okay.
Take care.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Stay here.
Stay here.
Stay here.
I'm not going to let you go.
Stay here.
I'm sorry.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I
Okay. Count. Count.
Oh, my God!
Do it at the place!
Pop.
Oh, my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Ellie, I want a bastard!
A bastard?!
Okay, I can't tell where I'm going!
Okay, uh...
I'm going! Okay. Uh, a couch?
Corner? Okay, couch, couch, couch.
No!
Keep it up! Keep it up! Keep it up!
Yeah, you knocked him out of the ring.
That's it? That's how I won?
I'm not gonna have close calls at least.
Yeah, I had a BTV.
Bro, sit up, what's right here.
I'm gonna do it like this, and then as you go back,
you run in and out of the blue.
I think you're in great.
I think you're in great.
Oh, cool.
You tried.
Wait, Caleb, Caleb, you tried.
I know, that was so hard.
I want to be there while we do it.
Wait, wait, wait.
I did the big one.
I thought we got you to hide in there.
No, it's impossible, Dave.
You don't have to get caught, bro.
I'm not ready, Dave. I didn't know where I was.
They said he was going to spit on my very bones. Kill him.
Oh, my God.
So, point down.
Look at Elise.
Look at Killis.
I love God.
Sinachita, she needs to redo the duck on her foot.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just gonna have to be doing it.
Well, I'm gonna hurt her, don't tell her to squeak.
There's a lot of size to squeak, but I think she's doing a side step.
I can do that too, I'm doing it.
Well, I'm gonna...
Just say...
If you say if I get the roastie, I'll be fine.
Wait up!
I was thinking, oh, another one?
Okay, Maya, before we do this, you wanna say two rules?
I'm gonna hit the nail.
I had to move one of them over because they got too big.
Wow.
They got too big?
Yeah.
So I had to move one of them over because they got huge.
What did you go to learn about, bro?
Are they okay?
Yes.
Yes.
I'll look.
I'm gonna do it this way.
They're not fucked up though.
No.
No.
In fact, they're perfect.
I love you.
You guys start watching your hands out.
I just did before you came in here.
I literally did.
There's no silk on this thing.
It's funny, I washed them over there.
Where there's dish silk, right there.
You've been waited.
What is that, Trin?
Add a little bit of this in here too.
I like that I have this in here.
You like that I have this in here?
Why don't you put it in the middle then?
Like here?
I can't it's so there's gonna soak it up. So you don't need a tongue cuz there's already stuff in there
They could soak up, but these they'll sort of an extra
Drenched it
Ain't a wrong little dreads good. I this might be a thousand calories a piece
No, absolutely not.
Ready?
Damn!
Oh my god, do you want to come out?
I think, can they order some?
Icing?
Yeah, from the desk line.
It's 12.20.
Yo Chris, do you think you can order some Icing, my name is?
Some cinnamon roll Icing.
Icing?
Do you think you can order some cinnamon roll Icing?
We don't want Icing?
You come on and kill me, bruh.
At this hour?
I'll be my big one.
You're that short. That's what you're looking for.
You're this late?
Yeah, I'm not low.
That was my high school.
I got you, I got you, bruh.
I'm not gonna have to do the one on the couch.
Hey, Caleb.
Are you here?
No, no, no.
Are you here?
I won't.
You remember when I had COVID on the sky?
I do.
That was a miserable time.
That was the old, the old...
The old I was dead right here
Oh, that's me! I got that in your face.
You did good though.
I thought I was moving a lot.
No, you were. It's just like now that we've played it a few times, we know how to escape.
So I was looking at you. Like, there was a couple of times we had me checkin' there, I just jumped the couch.
Really? Yeah, I heard that.
Yeah, you wouldn't even think to do that in the first place.
It was so disorienting.
I was like, I hear so many noise. I couldn't tell where it's coming from.
No, it's just like, hey, kill it, it'll kill us.
Yeah, he probably will.
Hey, I do this.
I'm not supposed to do it.
You're not supposed to do it.
Oh, you're asking me to do it.
I was like, I didn't do it at all.
That was the best thing.
Alright, Caleb.
Let's do it.
Let's do it, buddy.
I can't see shit.
Are we going to start it?
Yeah, do your turns.
All right, let's go.
Can you get in the middle?
You're right there, you're right there.
Now look right over there.
That's right.
Right here.
Hey!
Ready? One, two, three, go. Ready?
Now how?
Now what do I do?
Who that's gonna be?
Who that's gonna be?
Ah!
Fuck up your ass!
Fuck your ass!
Yes, I'm not out first!
Lucky, Lucky told you about your ass!
You're gonna rip the beard one more time!
You're gonna rip the beard one more time!
Fuck you!
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
What's your problem?
Don't try to get plastic.
What's your trick to watch them?
Of course you can.
Take off.
Take off.
Take off.
Take off.
Take off.
Take off.
One, two, three,
Three, two, one.
I've listened to my ears and told them enough.
Hahaha.
Oh my God.
That's so hard.
That's so hard.
Hahahahah.
I love this.
I love this better.
Go here.
Now it's a better girl.
Hahahahaha.
I know I'm saying that, I know.
I'm saying down and down and down and down and down.
Spin, you guys do this on me.
Oh, can you slowly go forward?
He'll knock it out.
Hey, don't put your hand on one of these things though.
Just break it, I'm telling you, break it in.
You look, I see you look nothing like that.
I'm gonna do this again right here.
Oh my, who's that?
Spin, spin right now.
Good boy.
Alright, wait, spin it.
I'm gonna count.
Three, two, one, go!
I
Mean more teaching
Oh!
Pfft!
Ehh!
Ehh!
Ehh!
Did I get you?
I hate it!
What are you doing?
Hey!
I'm not saying...
I'm not saying that!
I did that!
Good job, people!
Good job, people!
I know how to!
Woo!
But the fat boy was immediately down at the back.
You're the pillow, sir.
Good job, people!
Thank you.
That was some pain today!
That was the one.
Good job, Martin, for doing nothing.
I'm doing nothing.
All right, uh...
Who was he laying down over here?
I'm putting bullets now.
Hey, Sam!
You know what you're saying?
Hey, you were right here.
So you saw you here.
And you were trying to kill me right here.
Hey, they say you should take it now, Center.
I'm gonna walk my teeth and beat them up!
Oh my God, Senor, you work wonders.
That looks fucking amazing.
You see why we're in the bigger room?
You can take it off your foot now.
You want to sleep?
Yo, this thing is out home with dogs and dogs on crazier.
Bro, they can't even watch the stream.
They're like, holy shit.
Yo, this means that homeless dogs and dogs are crazy right now.
But they can't even wash the streets, they're like, holy fuck.
Ahhhh!
How long is the cinnamon roll already?
15 minutes.
I'm not 15 minutes.
I know because I'm a cinnamon roll expert.
15?
How long is that thing?
15.
How long is that?
But you know you're not gonna sit too long.
So that's okay.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
That's fine.
This will be in 30.
Everybody knows you gotta let the cinnamon roll stick.
Yeah.
No, so let's talk business, guys.
Era?
No way, problem.
Ace?
No, okay.
Ace?
Let's talk business.
Yes, Ace.
No.
No.
Raise it.
Raise it.
Ace.
No, I don't hate it.
No, I don't.
Yeah.
Yo, what the, what about the KEEK team?
Cause CEAC KEEK.
What if we just let ownership of a Cinnabon franchise?
So we've already done this dialogue though.
We've got everything we can get in.
That's what I'm talking about.
What?
All we need from you is $200,000.
No.
But think about the upside.
You're going to make way more in the back end.
Emily, no Cinnabons fail.
You can't have a Cinnabon in the back end.
Artful fail.
Artful fail.
Impossible.
It's going to be the first one to fail.
When is the Cinnabon ever failed?
The first ever?
Katie.
Yes, maybe the first to fail.
So hold on a minute.
Maybe the first time.
So hold on a little while, so you don't believe in my cinnamon rolls?
Oh, you're making your own store?
Because that's like, that'd be crazy.
Like, obviously, my cinnamon rolls are worth 250,000 a year, right?
Right?
Maybe 250.
OK, good.
That's good.
Yeah, bro.
That's all we needed.
$2.50.
Yeah.
We can sell guacamole to us as a team, as a can team.
We have a guacamole cinnamon spot.
No, guacamole, that's not, that's not what you got.
So we sell guacamole side with cinnamon.
So you can get your guac first and you get your cinnamon.
I mean, let's test out if that's, so you made $2.50?
Yeah, I'm just gonna eat, you guys can do the business part.
So you're gonna just come in there and eat,
and you're not gonna partake,
and you're making money off this?
Yeah, cause I'll be the tester, the eater.
Oh, boom, you know?
You're gonna be like, oh guys, this tastes great,
or oh guys, this tastes not good,
that's important, it's customer service.
So you're gonna be like an employee?
No, no, I'm part of the, I'm a business owner as well.
But I'll be doing the eating.
I just thought that you could own a business with $2.50.
Yes, can I cut a talk to you?
Yes.
You're going to get into it.
Yeah, I'll get into it.
Sorry.
She's not really seeing the vision.
No.
Here's the thing.
I don't want to watch her out, right?
She's a sweet kid.
Well, like $2.50.
And she doesn't like eat all the food.
And that's going to cost like one similar
or a lot of cost.
I don't know, $2.50.
That's not the same.
And they're eating moldless dinner rolls?
What have we got multiple flavors?
I don't know, which one do you mean by multiple flavors?
You've ever had blueberries and cream similar rolls?
Because they're not really similar rolls, but they're made with blueberries and cream.
It's crazy.
Or strawberry cream, though.
You've never had one?
I've hooked you up.
They're crazy.
You take a similar roll, it's the same dough.
You fill it with cream.
I assume you just cut it out.
We can't really handle this.
We can hire her on some way.
No, no, it's just that we can't, she's sad.
So why don't we just offer her a couple of percent?
No, no, no, no.
For two dollars, we can get there and get a couple of percent?
I mean, I'll be honest with you, it's more like a...
Like a...
Like a...
We farted two...
Let's give her a point zero one percent.
Okay, no, no, let's do this.
All right, how about this?
See, how much she makes for pop-up?
We tell her...
Fros.
Okay.
No one's done that.
All these are just missing your hat.
Let's go back.
Let's go back.
Oh my god, that's our business owner!
That's our business owner!
That was a song?
Yes, guys?
So, am I in business?
Uh, you like, uh...
Well, Agent K?
That's a good song.
Let's see.
What's the song called?
Yes!
Agent did say earlier how much you walk your popstar.
Huge fan.
And he was thinking instead of you investing in the Cinevon that we would have our cinema business
And he would invest with you in a pasta business
And you wouldn't get to cook your pasta all day for everyone
Of course you guys are a sport owner so you can work out that you know that is not involved with me
But you can put in another $20,000 for your pasta
I don't have that
You do have it though because you can sell one of your cars
I don't know why you think they can cost $250,000
You can sell multiple cars, you got multiple to sell
But I'm not gonna do that
Not the Cino one?
That's not even 1,250.
Wow.
Wait a minute.
Aren't you going to invest in mine, too?
It's just a thing.
Mine funds up.
You don't believe her?
No, but I'm tied up in the Cinnabon.
Right.
And obviously, like you said, you're...
Oh, are you doing that all by yourself?
No, but here's the thing.
No, no, we're splitting that.
So you're doing your...
He's doing both.
I'm doing both?
Because he's a man of business, Emily.
He's a man that wants to buy you.
And you're a boss, bitch!
And Emily, so are you.
You're a boss, bitch.
So you're going to invest in both businesses.
I think mine would get um like the Santa period and then close down.
That's a risk, that's a risk you got to take.
That's a risk you got to take.
You can let it with the fog.
Yeah that is true, you don't okay.
I wash my hands sometimes.
What do you mean sometimes?
Hold on, what was that about?
Because you were just cooking earlier.
Oh I didn't wash my hand before I did the brown sugar stuff.
Did you guys, did you, did you?
I did not see, I did not see Adrian washing his hands,
I did not see Bobby washing his hands.
He's the main washer, getting bogus out of her nose and she's too gang.
Y'all have cooked.
I'm cool on it.
But I'm still gonna eat it. Say no.
She's gonna let that be known.
You had one job.
Don't put this on me.
There's no way this is my job.
Why would you not tell her? How was she supposed to know if she needed to wash her hands if you didn't tell her that?
Correct. That wasn't part of the instructions.
That's it. I'm trying. I'm making an in-cell Twitter account.
I'm going to start to do it. You are 30 years old.
How the fuck do you not know? I'm making an in-cell Twitter account.
How would you have seen that? And that's like that wasn't part of the instructions.
I want to know.
From here moving forward every instill account you see it might be me and I it might be me tweeting you are 30
Regardless I will
Your son-in-law business
It's a no from me dog
But I appreciate what about the post-efficient for him
Huh?
My personal business agent?
That'd be a no for me dog.
Okay.
No?
For that reason I'm out.
Okay.
So then I guess I won't.
Oh wait, you'll have a great business.
It's not like we're gonna have to stick to streaming.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna lie, we're all three of us are way too stupid to run a business.
What?
You are mad stupid.
One of us here is really dumb and completely incapable.
Which brings us to our next segment.
Get this simulator or we'll play a game, guys!
Hahaha!
Businesses!
Y'all wanna sit in my somewhere? Let's take that!
Oh, God, please!
Please!
You wanna go look at them?
Yes!
Please!
You can't really even smell them.
They're getting...
They're getting slutty. Oh my God.
That's the pink?
Good. You take it out.
It's busting, it's busting, it's busting, it's busting, it's busting.
I'm busting.
Don't look.
That was gay.
You look.
That was gay.
You're a me?
Yeah, you look.
That was gay, bro.
Why did you say that was busting, though?
That was, man.
Do you see what I said?
I just don't want to say why you had to say that specifically.
You clearly did not.
I said that specifically.
Look, I'm a person, man.
I'm telling my chat anything and everything.
Agent, agent, agent, agent.
Look to the inside of the single role.
You see it bubbling, right?
You see that, Mondo?
I see a busted.
It's, it's, hold on, wait, let me turn off the lights.
No, no, why would you do that?
No, because then you can really get the immersive experience.
Now, hold on, wait, let me do this, too.
Oh.
You get like really deep in the light.
Oh.
Oh.
Chat, you want one?
Too bad, agents fasting.
Nope.
It's midnight.
If you need any, you want.
Wow, look at the way they're like rising.
Right, is that the word?
Yep.
OK, cool.
Yes, and uh.
I'm not a lot of us a big ass in the world, but this shit got huge.
They got fuckin' huge.
Mmm, yum, yum in my mouth.
The icing's all the way.
Nice.
Thank you.
It's chicken here pretty quick too.
Can we bring a leg on?
We can also take the icing with this kid.
Can I ask you to bring a person?
Yeah.
Guys, while we wait for the cinnamon rolls,
What about a board game?
I'm down.
Depends.
Really?
Are you... let me guess what you got.
You got... risk.
Scrabble.
No.
Time?
Isn't that a magazine?
Uno!
Copy-Politan.
I wish.
Monopoly.
Oh no, it takes too long.
Uno.
I thought I don't have enough.
Singles is one of this.
I have...
Flip seven
We did
We can play flip seven
Hey, hey, hey, yes, let's go. I gotta watch these go. Hey
What is this, Lee?
Huh?
Oh.
Here.
Yeah, it's a dungeon.
You look crazy.
I haven't seen any of your 17 pets today.
Where they been?
They're in the room.
The room.
My room.
This room?
No, like why am I in the room?
Okay.
All right, Chad.
There was a game that...
You're supposed to get the um...
The gaming...
What do we do?
It was like a...
The LAN party.
Yes.
you get a chance to play it. But what is that? Oh, I also brought a different board game in case
you guys wanted to play it. It's called Swing Your Sausage. Oh, explain that. So there are different
board, different mini games you can do. So for example we can do Salamis Lalam which is dribble
the ball around the buns. We can play squat worst and you race to dip your sausage into
the buns. Oh and you like, okay dip it. And then you can also swing your sausage. The worst
stroke. That was literally when you have to dip it. I'm not stroking, I'm dipping. Wait
do I have to do this? Yeah. You want to play this? We have to dip. Let's play the card
first. You don't want to dip the sausage? I don't really want to stroke today. It
I'm not saying it wasn't part of the plan.
Come on!
We can keep that a bet pop for now.
But more importantly, your favorite card game.
Yes! I really like Flip 7.
It is a good game.
It might take a little bit of explaining, but it's pretty fun.
Guys, I actually have no troll. I do need to check on the center rolls.
Okay.
But I have to test what they're able to go inside.
I'm not eating them.
Okay, great.
Oh my god, you're coming to see?
Yeah, I wanna see.
Okay, I just wanna see if there are two dummy on the inside or not,
because they've got about 15 minutes.
You can test this one.
I'm gonna test this one, because this is the biggest trade.
Oh fuck.
I'll try to grab this, please.
Okay.
Have a look.
Come over here.
Oh my god.
I'm just gonna pick this in the middle and see what the door is like.
Oh, it's good. Okay. Maybe I should tell them to hold off on the game then.
Like a four million.
Or so. Damn. Those are crazy. Don't they?
I think there's enough for everybody, too.
Leave with you.
Come on.
Yes.
Okay, guys.
Okay, I'm gonna lie down for four minutes.
That's enough to play a hand.
Yeah.
Leave with your hands and then we'll go back upstairs.
Okay.
Yeah, you put it in here and then we'll go back upstairs.
Okay, Emily, how do you play?
Okay, so basically you don't want to bust.
So the way you bust, okay, okay, first call, okay.
So in the deck there's numbers, like seven, six.
Seat to seven.
Okay, so this means that in the deck there's 10 10s
and in the deck there's nine 9s, et cetera.
So there's six sixes in this deck.
And basically you don't want to get the same number
twice or else you bust.
So it's like, there's 12-12s.
You can have a 12 and you can take the risk
of being a higher probability of grabbing it.
Because you decide if you want to,
if you want to like get more cards or more.
What happens if you plus?
Then you get zero points
and the goal is to get to 200 points.
Okay. And then the points are like,
the numbers added together.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, great!
Was that easy enough to stay up?
It was.
Easy.
Okay, I love this game.
Yeah, yeah.
Mama will get nice and close on her hands here.
Thank you, lovely Manda.
Okay, I will go first.
Okay, I'll save that for later
because we're just starting.
Okay, I'm gonna hit.
Okay, uh, sit down with your hand.
Okay, yes!
So now if I pull a card that's the same as this, I get a second chance.
It is.
Oh, would you like to hit?
Okay, I'm going to hit!
I got plus six points.
Okay, sit down.
Okay, hit!
Okay, hit!
Hit
Oh my god
Is it in 4 minutes?
No, no, no, it was the timer from before
HIT!
Oh my god, wait, this is so lucky!
Hit!
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Hit!
Oh, okay, uh oh
Okay, so you can either stand here
or you can hit more
Hit the anti-block
What?
Yeah, I believe in myself
Wow!
Oh my god
Okay
No!
Oh my god
Oh no!
The last one was 9?
So is it any of these?
Yeah, if you hit any.
Oh no, I didn't know that.
Yeah, so if you take that risk and you get any of these cards, it's G.
So I got all these points?
You lose all of them.
You can either stand or hit again.
So it's sinister.
Hit.
Oh.
It's a little bit.
And then do you want to hit or stand?
Hit?
For sure.
What?
Wait, what happens if I stand?
Then these are your points.
You add them up.
Oh, why are we still hitting them?
Yeah, so you can hit her stand. I'm still going, so if you want to hit you then I'll stand.
Okay, so then do math and add those together.
Wait, could you please add these together for me?
Okay, yes. I'll do that. I'll stand up. You want to hit her stand?
Hit.
Okay, and then hit her stand.
How many do I have to get by this point?
17.
You want to hit her stand or confidence?
Hit.
Okay, so second chance gone.
You want to hit her stand.
Oh, you had a second chance.
I thought she was moving like that.
Do I take the risk?
The things I'm, ooh, I don't know, bro.
I have so many high numbers.
Seven, nine.
I'm just gonna turn our level in.
I'm gonna go for it.
Hits.
Really?
Hits.
Whoa!
Yes!
Okay.
Yes!
That's why, it's cool.
Wow, so she got seven, it's called flip seven.
That means she got the highest score,
so she gets all this plus 15 points.
Yes!
Wow, so much.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna pull my little calculator here for God.
You have 34 points.
Awesome.
I have zero.
Your weapon plus sand.
34 like Yannis on the couple.
Or like Duke Dennis.
Happy Duke Day, everybody.
Happy Duke Day, 34-34.
No, that's the same number.
15.
Oh, nice.
I have 69 points.
Whoa, nice and uh, that's the first one.
That's the first one.
And then it's the first to get to 400.
269.
200.
Because I added 15 to that, right?
Yes.
Yeah, I have 69.
Nice.
OK.
I'll take these.
OK, guys, hold on.
We need to go get signals.
OK.
Everybody remember those scores.
Cinnamon Roll Todd.
Don't you get it?
I got it.
Chris, what's this up to?
Ah, it's my job business, lady.
It's time to work.
OK.
You go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
These are coming out.
Oh my god.
You can do that to no one camera because it will look better.
Oh, and there's no bubble.
Wait, that looks so good.
Oh, they're so epic.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
We don't have cream cheese icing.
I don't know if I have any.
Oh no.
Wait, are they coming down here?
Should we put these on warm, maybe?
Okay, I'm going to do this.
And put these on warm in the oven.
These little ovens take these out.
Damn!
No, I want them to be so perfect.
Why didn't they come downstairs?
What the fuck did they do?
They're still playing.
They're still playing? One without me?
Alright, let's go.
I'm going to be strong.
Y'all overbaked me and I'll check. It's only 200, they won't keep it.
They're going to get it.
I took them out.
What does that mean?
I took them out of the oven.
Oh my God!
I think it's a warmer, but we have two more minutes.
Well if you buy a windflip set it's only gonna do one more round probably or two more.
Alright let me get the balls in two rounds.
Alright.
Oh!
Wait!
The drum!
Okay!
Oh my god.
Hit me.
Oh you got your session.
Hit.
Hit.
Thanks.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Hit.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Tryna kick.
Oh! Oh, this is great!
My two ops have busted.
Okay, I'm going to...
Wait a minute.
Uh, I'm at 30.
So that means if I hit another one, then I can do it.
I mean, I'm not pussy, right?
No!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Seems like everybody is busting.
So everyone's busting today.
Bad round, bad round, bad round, bad round.
I don't really like my laugh.
I think I like this peel.
Thank you, Mondo.
What is this wire for?
It's charging?
Oh, yeah, it's charging.
OK.
What's the battery at?
70.
Oh, 75.
Take them off the house.
OK.
So I got a flip three, which means that I can make anyone
flip three in a row.
Agent busted in two strokes.
Oh.
He did.
Is that a normal for you?
Not in the second row.
One, two, three.
So you can choose either yourself or anyone, so I pick myself.
Okay, uh, Senna?
Oh, here you go.
You're going crazy.
I know, not bad, right?
Okay.
What's two?
What is that?
Um, you're just gonna add two to your score.
That's a nerf score, that's a nothing burger.
Alright, and then I go hit me?
Oh, you go.
Okay.
Hit me?
Alright.
Attack me.
Okay.
Um, I think I'm going to hit.
Yes.
Hit me.
Oh, you had 9-11.
Oh my god, say it. Hit me.
Okay.
I'm going to...
I want to stand. I'm happy with that.
Okay, your turn.
I'm gonna get greedy. Hit me.
Oh, a toe. Hit me.
Okay, I stood.
Say now your turn. Hit me.
Oh no way you got two twos.
Fuck, and there's only two twos in the deck.
Holy.
I got eight more twos.
Yeah, that is bad luck.
Your luck has ran out.
Oh.
Hit me.
Okay, it's only you.
Okay, lucky.
Hit me.
Oh!
You got the times two.
Hit me.
That's the most coveted card of the whole game.
No, okay, so now you have to flip three.
What's your name?
You have to flip three.
You have to flip three cards and if you hit if you bust you lose it could you pull that yeah, cuz you need to hit three, okay?
but
Wow zero, okay?
Two
You win you
No, but he has seven so you
So these are your points
Congratulations, but that's a lot of points. I think I think agent might have one. Yeah, okay. He got oh, so now has zero
Yeah, it's okay. She's used to having 69 before it's 69. I have
17
There are 29 36 42
37 doing great doing great
And then times two yeah times times 98
Not plus 15
34 plus 30 okay, so 90 plus 34 is
one hundred and 32 and then plus 15 is a hundred and
47 points
Say goodbye
Would have gone to freeze okay, and then you're at 69. That was the last round so I went right
Is that the last round so I win?
We've got one more, right?
Nah, the cinnamon runs.
There ain't any way not us.
Amanda, can you do one more round?
Uh, sir, I guess we can do one more round.
We can do one more, right?
Were you scared of them?
I'm not scared of them.
You scared of Buffy?
I'm not in the third round.
You're definitely in the third round.
You're not going to make it.
Oh, I freeze someone.
I freeze you so you can't play this round.
Ha ha!
You motherfucker.
You're doing too well.
Hit me, Emily.
Oh, I'm so scared.
Hey, is that us?
Is that fair?
That is karma.
What the heck?
Hit me again, Emily.
Hit me again.
Oh, fuck.
Hold on.
Wait.
Uh...
Hit me again.
Hit me again.
Really?
Hit me again.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Don't make the wrong decision.
Hit me again.
I'm feeling lucky.
Oh
Okay, you need one more for the plus 15. Oh my god. Oh my god
It could be there's a ten of them that I visit high numbers or this is crazy wrong
I love risk hit me again hit you hit me again. She gets a ton of foam coat. Oh
You buzz big buzz
150 you got like nothing and you have like nothing no I have like 40 something
that's nothing you're poverty you are well he's going to do now I got more in
the first round than you did in your entire game so I made it a good 69 okay
congratulations agent thank you so much appreciate it good job do you like the
game that was fun it is nice yes is a cinnamon time yes thank you Mando
It's a it's a cute game. You can play it a lot and a lot with your friendos.
I love this game. Oh my god, it feels good to win. It feels good to win. It feels like a laugh.
Y'all are excited to have these sitting rolls. What? Congratulations.
Are you mad that I need to be here? No. I'm not mad.
It's not like I'm completely competitive or anything.
And it's just eating me up inside. You know what's crazy? The only time I see you get upset,
you're not upset now. The only time I see you get upset is when you get in your competitive mode.
But you rarely get in your commitment. You know what I saw when we were in Orlando, and you were playing pool with Rage?
I thought you'd get a little bother when he was like when he had a good hit.
I know! Stop it!
And then, oh wait, I can't clean one, baby.
No, you can't win.
Yeah, but they're my house rules.
I don't know, it was weird. I did win! And it was Rage!
Suck on that, Rage.
Suck on that!
Suck on that!
No, no.
Uh, uh, beautiful robot?
Yeah.
Is that better?
Yeah, a little better.
I guess, yeah.
That's better.
Okay.
All right, let's go.
Yes.
Time to eat.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
We're eating so much today.
I ate like...
I can't eat cheesecake.
I'm gonna block.
Block.
Wow, I feel it.
Yeah.
Oh, it is delicious.
A feast.
It smells fantabulous, you know.
I can't wait to eat it.
Okay, where's it at?
It smells so good.
Okay, wow.
Was it at?
No?
You could have made it?
No, no, I put it in the morning.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Sorry.
I'm gonna say it.
Oh!
Wait, are they supposed to like...
Oh, wow, is it?
It looks great!
It's not burnt, right?
No.
Yo, what's the ETA on a, on a, on a, on a?
Great with it.
One, three.
That's it.
Hold on.
Yo, Crater.
Take it or five at the sub.
We're gonna miss him.
Quake.
Eight Crater.
Take it or five.
W.
he get the 10 earlier I missed that damn and he get another 10 before that 25
gifted W's and he got my fault man I mean I was locked in who's too busy winning
the seven up game it's called flip seven appreciate you appreciate you and
Mario, this is for the reselling.
Mario, give me a awesome note!
Mario, give me a awesome note!
Yeah, Mario's here!
What the hell, Mario?
Mario, what are you at?
Okay, look, the reason why I let them put a little bit more on the top
is because we put all that gooey stuff in there.
So they're super soft in the bottom.
See that?
You gotta get close to that.
I do this.
So the reason why I do that is because we put the stuff in,
The stuff and look how soft they are on the bottom.
See that?
Genuinely turned on.
What?
By the cinnamon rose.
What is wrong with you?
Very fat.
So okay, look at these here.
These two.
All under here it's all the same.
They're kind of goody underneath.
Derek, I want to thank you.
Okay, I think you're gonna need this.
Someone said I am a sweet, don't worry about that.
Say, hey, don't get that guy.
Get that guy!
No, no, no, he's with me!
Wow, look at that snob!
The bottom?
Oh my god...
You're about the bottom way down?
Yeah, that's good.
Did the things get here?
Well, yeah.
No, that was Caleb Mountain.
Chris?
No, you said, you said, get that guy, get that guy, and I did the joke again.
Oh, you said that was you?
No, I said, no, no.
Chillies with me.
No, I think it's crazy.
I think it's coming!
I don't remember it. I don't remember this movement ever.
I don't remember this movement ever.
It's here!
Yeah.
Chris with the set!
Let me see that. Let me see that.
What's that? What's that?
Yeah, quick!
That's what she asked for.
Not Santa Monica.
Not Santa Monica. You have a Betty Crocker to Santa Monica?
No, we don't have any options.
Oh, shit!
I'm going to put you in that one lady takedown and you'll stop pissing me off.
We learned it yesterday.
What did you do now?
Ah, no, it isn't like that.
And on this?
It's more so like this, like this, like this.
Wow!
Wow!
I think I did the little two.
Okay.
Is it not?
Wow.
I'll take this.
Wow.
You want milk?
Do I want milk?
Oh, wow.
That's amazing.
You want whatever you need?
Uh, you're all gonna get my first hop and his mother found this sexy.
Hey look, do you know the difference?
Oh yeah, do you know the difference?
Hell yeah.
Yo bro.
You didn't try to get it, try it.
Well done, no way for you guys.
No, no, no, no, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot.
I don't know if it's hot, it's hot.
We're waiting for you.
Okay, hold on, wait.
Kill, I'll be here in a second.
Me and I will try this, that way this is hot.
You do your thing, according to me.
Don't rush yourself.
Don't rush yourself.
You don't have to eat one more, right?
She wanted to eat one more.
I don't have to eat half of it, it's enough.
It's very tasty.
Can I do this?
Oh, thank you.
I'll do this, Emily, because I like the inside.
Bonnie!
Why did you cut it up like that?
Well, because sometimes you eat the inside,
the shit is fire. Here, take a piece of that.
You've got to work your way to the inside.
You should just eat it.
No, no, I said I want to eat it.
just eat it here it's better lightin
oh
wait wait
you want milk or milk?
oh wait wait wait wait
you see this buttermilk?
this is not giving me
you understand table is that lightin
what do you want?
no it's worse like home
yeah, your little stomach home
just eat it here, what's wrong?
cheers
Is that how it works? Okay.
Yeah.
I'm gonna give you that.
Yeah, we're gonna make sure I sell these.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, keep it up.
Put them in there.
Put them in there.
It's getting cold.
Come on.
It's waking up.
Wake up.
The light is in the kitchen.
Come on, wake up.
I'm gonna put mine down.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
That's a bit of fun, but it's okay.
Why don't you clean it up?
Let's go.
Here you go.
I got a wedgie well now he's so far away
Hey.
Hey, come on.
Mark.
Isn't this exciting?
This is a nice cinnamon ball.
Wait, can you turn the light on really fast?
Do you want to do it?
Here, let me see it.
I can show them the bike.
This is the bike I'm taking.
Here.
Here's how gooey it is.
Oh!
There it is.
I'm gonna fight.
Okay, try it.
Cheers guys.
Cheers guys.
Wow!
Oh wow.
Is that, is that Juno for you?
Oh, it's so amazing!
That was amazing!
You got the biggest one.
I need some more.
The frosting works really well on it.
Cream cheese?
Yeah.
The icing's purple.
Was it good?
So good.
Holy cow.
You like it that much?
I made it in my center rolls.
This is the best one I've ever had.
I would like to invest in your business.
I could see.
This is a $200,000 center roll?
Yes.
Wow!
Do you like another?
Precisely superb.
There's another one in there for you. There's extra.
This extra?
Do you want me to play you the second one?
Agent, agent, agent, agent, treat yourself.
Hold on, hold on.
Matter of fact, you wait here, and we hold this.
I'm going to get you one more.
Hey, give me one more.
What an awesome look.
I'm going to give you this big ass one here.
Oh my god.
Look at this here at the bottom.
Oh, sorry.
There's the bottom nice and sticky with the bottom layer put on here.
Hey, how are you feeling?
Sure.
That was delicious!
That was delicious!
Did you spur?
Yeah.
It's so good.
Why?
I didn't get down on you, man.
I have one more.
Look out.
Agent?
Send an O.
Why?
Send an O.
No thank you, I'm on a diet.
You're not going to eat this.
You want to see that, Jack?
Let me call self-control.
Let me just, let me just.
That's actually good self-control.
That's called self-control, yeah, see that?
A lot of niggas can't do what I just did.
You fat fuck!
Why don't you tell me before I go and we made it for you?
You need to mark that.
I'm gonna just confiscate this one.
Make sure, make sure everything's all good with this.
Move it out, bro.
Move it.
I got to go to look at this.
This is a mess.
I'll check.
You're a talent.
Let me try.
Well, we can eat that at the river.
Yeah, you know what?
Today you just convinced me.
Investigate it.
I'm signing the extension.
10 days.
No, no, no, no, no.
I can do this for 10 more days.
I can do this for 10 more days.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
100,000 square feet, three acres.
Yo, so is that a, is that a, is that a new fork, new fork, new fork?
Boy, I'm gonna finish you.
Where's my bodyguard?
I got my bag out of there.
And what do you eat with?
I ate with a fork.
What?
What?
That's a new one.
All right.
I grabbed it, I scooped it, I said, Keith, help yourself.
If I swaps alive with my boss, I'll beat the shit out of you.
You're taking it, dude.
Now I'm wanting to start for you.
Yo bro.
You should be good.
I finished my cinnamon roll.
Oh, I left the plate though.
Yeah.
It's a new plate!
Oh, it's a new plate.
It's a new plate.
Here you are.
Yes, and I'm locked in.
Did you buy a game?
No.
You can't just give them a fresh of everything.
I swear to...
I'll wait to know if the plate was new actually.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What?
I forgot.
I wasn't seeing the plate.
I forgot.
What are you doing? Tell me the-
Can't you hear me?
I did forget!
I'm so sorry.
You just ate his spit!
I'm here until...
the 5th.
Summer days.
You're informed by the informed emiru.
You have me locked in.
Agent, I just need some space.
Let us go there.
I don't need space.
I don't need space.
You know what I'm gonna do about this?
Nah, I'm just gonna like, I'm gonna comfort you now.
You know, like, you're making me cookies, you're making me some rolls and stuff like that.
Walka-moly, you know what I'm gonna do?
Like, I keep being, like, every time I come to the Krispy Gipsy, you know,
we're gonna sleep over this shit.
Emily has a room in her apartment.
And Emily, you would love to be in your apartment, so, so, so, you can dig it right there, you have a whole place.
I'm moving in here too!
Oh!
Yo, I was just saying, I was just kind of sitting up.
I was just kind of sitting up.
Imagine if she took her bed, put it in her room there.
Now, we'll freeze up.
We'll freeze up?
We can move in.
I'll go there. Where are you going?
I don't have a room.
I don't have a room.
I don't have a room.
I don't have a room.
I don't have a room.
The same thing is I think Bonnie has a bedroom and a stream room.
Okay, we'll go up there.
Home for the combination.
Perfect.
And then on top of that, we need a new roommate.
Thank you, sir.
Now we need a roommate like application.
Yes, yes, that's content.
Yes, that's content.
And then like, you know, next thing you know, maybe Rosie can move in.
Ooh, Rosie!
No, no, please, baby, baby, baby!
You want to move in, Rosie?
I'm here if you're offering.
We are!
We are offering!
Because Bonnie's in the hotel.
Well, thank you, John.
Yeah, yeah. And Caleb, we have the couch for you.
Yes.
So the couch right there?
I'm drinking a fireball.
Okay.
I'm fucking kidding.
I'm working.
Still upset.
So if you're down for that.
I'm not.
Don't eat, Karen.
We can set that up.
You know, Timberdee's not too crazy.
Yeah.
Timberdee's not too crazy.
Not too crazy now.
How can I say no?
Exactly!
That's why you're the best roommate.
How did you say no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's gonna be awesome. The Ace House.
Ace House!
Where are any money and rooms named in there, too?
The base house?
Oh.
The...
The...
The...
The house of United Friendship.
Okay, we like that, K.
The K.
The K.
The K we saw in Parker.
No, that's not Ace, though.
I'm just kidding.
Is Emily in Eminem?
How about Jamie together?
As friends?
Yeah, check.
Whatever y'all come up with, just show an imminent bitch.
Nigga said, over, under Emily Dutcher's address in one week.
Under! Under!
Yeah, yeah, that's the under.
That's the under.
Well, there's my brother Dutcher apartment the day she moved in.
And they were blowin' up my room.
Whee!
Yeah!
She's the big!
She's not!
Bro, she walked right out.
The whole apartment name was right there in the background.
She's like, it's fine.
Oh, they said rage needs to be there.
Oh, rage can be in body's room.
How many people are moving in this house?
No, that's that be it.
Yeah, that be it.
Yo, I've got two dogs, by the way.
Oh!
They're welcome, bro.
Are they come with cats?
You can raise them like $20.
Oh!
That's awesome.
We already have like 50 pets in the house.
I have an assistant.
I have an assistant as well.
Yeah, so this is the thing.
And Marguerite, you're welcome as well, obviously.
Oh, no, I was crashing.
I was just gonna hear anybody not.
Okay, cool, cause I got extra netizens in my closet, so that's good.
Yo, um, gosh, G-crunched, able to fire a get-subs, bro, appreciate it.
Party, party, party.
And think about that, y'all, sinner.
Pete, now we split rent 12 ways.
That's like a $2,000 a person.
Wow.
Bar and gamut for this house.
What a deal!
Oh, that's what a deal!
Sit down, what a deal!
Oh my god, I'm so happy we didn't sleep well.
This is fucking awesome.
I know.
We're gonna do a mental health crisis stream tomorrow.
And we can do that together.
Oh, great.
We can do everything together.
So this is great.
Right, when I'm calling mental health crisis hotlines, you're gonna be right there next to me.
Yeah, I'll be helping you out with supporting.
Awesome. Yeah, I'll be supporting.
Two thousand a person, you had to work like 25,000s for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, but up front, you have to pay the security.
Yo, y'all work is crazy.
I'm looking at Zillow and it's saying it's probably like 17,000.
Nah, bro, it's like, is it 30K or are you gonna pay 30K?
Just go ahead and slide me the 30K up front for the security deposit.
You see, I don't really know my trust her agent.
So you think I would buy it?
No, no, of course not.
But we would split the rent evenly, right?
Of course, of course.
Right, of course, but we've already put it in the street.
Like I would put it in my old street closet,
and they'd put it in her own body,
and we'd all put it in her own.
We got put it in four.
30 bands each.
30, hold on, 30 what?
30 bands each, 30 bands.
Rubies?
30 bands and rubies?
No, dollars.
US dollars, USD.
They said that would probably be toast.
Yeah.
How much is your rent?
My $1800 a month.
Nah, you're a G.O., bro.
Everybody be the richest dreamers.
Think about it, she has no expenses, bro.
She has a fucking Model 3.
A portman that's $1800 a month.
It's great!
I don't know if she has any employees, bro.
I only ever see her.
What a pointy.
We don't know if she has a singular expense money.
Yeah, I'm trying to get like Emily, man.
Hey guys, everybody's doing their jobs today.
Whoa!
Yeah!
Hey, what?
Hey, Rosie, hey Rosie, hey Rosie.
Hey, Rosie!
Rosie!
You're coming over to us.
Hey Rosie, hey Rosie.
He was so excited, please.
Hey Rosie, sit down, okay?
Oh, it's sick.
Now you're...
Nah, you know what, man?
I'm selling everything.
I only have zero expenses just like that.
Whoa!
Let's slow down now.
Hey, some of the cards were the five bucks.
Yeah, yeah.
Jack, I caught you selling it.
Hey, Mark, it's more than a single five.
No, I didn't know the camera real good.
Yeah, salary, don't pay real, man.
Hey, you stay on water bills.
I knew I go shower.
I stayed on the soap.
No tube.
No tube.
No deodorant.
No deodorant.
No!
I'm pretty frugal.
You live off like 2k a month, that's crazy.
No.
Yeah, you're right. 18 months.
That's good, but that's good inspiration, man. Sometimes, you know, like you start making money and your expenses start going crazy.
But people don't know she has a serious opioid problem.
So she's spending a lot of money on it.
You know, the price of the oil is okay.
Her lean plug is hitting licks on her.
Yeah, you could think of this off distro, isn't it?
No really?
Yeah.
I know it's been affecting you.
What about your lean plug? You snuck in?
I make my own lean plug.
Really?
How much money do you have in your bank account?
Um, enough!
Probably $7,000,000.
Probably $7,000,000.
She probably has like $7,000,000.
She got it for sure.
You snuck in and made a band back when we lived together.
There's no fucking way she got $7,000,000.
Did you see the clips of their home when it was just them two?
That was great! In launch, in launch!
Go get top, go get top and look at it right now!
No, no, no!
You got a punch one!
It was crazy, it was crazy.
No, but here's the thing though.
When I moved there, I didn't really have a lot going on for streams that I was new.
But this motherfucker had just signed O2K.
She was doing about 20K streams.
No!
This motherfucker got money!
Next time, let's not have chances.
I'm talking about, like, if somebody-
You would have to like, you would have to like, stretch through shit.
You can sit me to click.
Show me what you need to lift up.
The old house?
Yes.
The old house.
Yeah, I have.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm telling you.
Oh, the ketchup clip is bad.
That's the way.
That's the way.
That's the way.
Hey, hey, hey.
The ketchup clip was good.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
And then just so we can get a good view of the house, we don't really have to watch the whole thing.
Why don't we stop and have a look up and we can just see the whole thing?
No, I mean, I'm not going to participate in this for the house tour part.
And you might be my next victim.
Oh, God.
I'm not going to pocket watch your income, I'm going to pocket watch your savings.
And will you have my savings list?
Oh, yes. Please.
I'm just gonna say.
Wait a second.
Yo.
I don't know what you're doing here.
It's a drag race.
It's a drag race.
I'm gonna drag your pants.
Yo, every time I get to drag your pants,
I just fuck that shit.
I'm just God about that.
It's saying money.
Make this road.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm gonna stick with you.
Yo yo.
What should get, oh my god, I got reset.
Yeah, but the fucking.
Yo yo yo, I don't know if he restarted my computer or not.
Yo yo yo.
They say in one point.
Yo yo yo.
Better?
Hey, the person that said do this.
Good now, good now, good now.
Take a seat, please.
I might run out of the room.
That's why I'm at Mason.
All right.
I think this is a great segment, Emily.
I think why don't you want to re-watch this clip?
The catch-up clip.
Does anybody have the catch-up clip?
You'll shan that.
Still low.
It's still low?
I can do this.
Turn that gain up.
Better your chair better better better better better
It's good. They're saying it's good. You got one guy. I got you good. You got you guys you got too good
All right, it's good. It's good. Okay
Does anybody have the clip? I would like to clarify
Before okay before you watch the clip I will say that I'm changing my ways. I do agree
But you're not like that no more. I'm not like this anymore. I do agree with that
Okay, so you guys miss living together. I didn't say actually I agree
I we talked about this we need her return privately and I was like it sucks because we we lived away from each other
We live together for so much and I think we just didn't do stuff to be fair
I was really scared to ask her to stuff. I was a small streamer and like I didn't want to bother her
She has looked together. I know but it felt like she was always doing stuff and she was so busy
So I didn't want to bother her
So I just was like I'm not gonna ask you know what I mean
Yeah, so we did really get to see each other that much during it. How long was it like it was one year or two years?
One year. Yeah
But then the crazy thing is we got closer after we stopped living with each other because I wasn't docking the address anymore. That is sure.
That was a big thing!
That was a big thing!
That was a big stressor. It is way better now
I think Emily is one of those friends of me where like that would have changed our friendship really bad
Versus like now that we don't live together. I think it like it's better
Yeah, where's that clip
Yo, what the fuck
I still have that shirt okay, so this is our old house and don't forget I'm a changed person
I'm gonna tell you about a countertop.
I'm not a why.
This house was crazy.
Emily, there's your Legos, by the way.
I know, my Starry Night Legos.
I actually finished it.
Oh wait, I gotta play by.
Is it ketchup?
Age of Analyzer.
I was like, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I didn't have something to tell you there.
I don't know, it was a good thing to do in life.
Okay, no.
Okay, pause.
This is the house.
This is a nice crib, though.
Right?
It was a really nice house.
It looked like a Gideon's crib.
Really?
Yeah.
I was...
A Gideon's crib, like, water for water almost.
Yeah, I might have the same...
Was he in his community?
Where was this used to be?
Where is Gideon?
My name.
I'm Zagga.
this video. We are Austinites. Yep. Is he an awesome? I will say, though, this house,
it had so many problems. One of the other reasons we moved out was no, no, no, everything they would
fix up and the homeowners would never fix it. And they were, yeah, they were really bad because
the homeowner lived out of the country. They're like, Oh, we got to wait for him to respond.
He would never fix it. We went without hot water upstairs for two weeks. Why don't you
just fix it yourself. Well, we tried to and they said you can't. Yeah. Yeah, I know. All
right. Someone your chat said, Oh my God, it's so messy when looking at this. Oh, little
do they know Emily? Oh, no. Oh, no. Countertom is jam packed man. Oh, wait, hold on. Wait,
let me just fill it down. Do you think this is bad? Not bad. Yeah, this is so good.
Okay, great. So, so I go back.
Well, at least we all eat it.
This we did. We did right. This is these are clean.
I'm there. Thank you. All right.
Oh, Emily, you know what to say?
Two stairs. One was for mine.
Yeah. And there's our stockings. Yeah.
Oh, and there she goes up the stairs
Okay, nice
I know where the ketchup is.
I know the exact place where the ketchup is.
So then.
E-Yuck.
Okay, I changed.
Kicking that in a cli-
You got the nerve to have white ass socks on.
You got the nerve to have the crispiest pair
of socks on ever again.
So that was two years ago.
I'm definitely a changed person now.
I can walk through my-
I
Jenny I
Refuse to believe that's real
There's no way that's a real clip
Emily there's no fucking way that's
But she's better now she better now she needed to be on TLC
Oh my god.
Did you see how I got the ketchup for her?
No, I'm good.
How did you know where it was?
I know everything in my room.
Whenever I brought people around, the niggas have to like...
They wouldn't go to her room.
The niggas had to like...
She did not let people in her room ever.
The only people who went in her room are me and Wodge.
Yeah, and it got to a point where we were just like I'm just gonna mind my business
Why I'm just why have enemies when you have friends like to know I'm not the one
What's the clip you dumb fuck? Oh my god you fucking parasocial loser. I hope you die keys keys keys
Keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys. I'm so sorry
I just can't get over what I'm yeah. Hey. Hey. Hey. I brought it up
Me
Me
My thing my thing with her I will never complain about nobody to aim people ever again
because nobody would do something.
Okay, okay, here's my thing.
Yo!
Emily, Emily, right or wrong?
Yo, Davis room after the fucking firework,
all the better than that.
Okay, so long day of work, long day of training,
you get home, I just feel like you would just,
you would get out your clothes by doing one of these
and then just go straight to sleep.
And you would never, you would never wear
that same character.
I mean, that's one of my issues, I never,
a sexual white.
But yeah, but she normally, like when it came to most stuff
and her stuff, it was just always to her.
So like that was the one grace is like,
it got to a point where like me and Waj,
I was like, I don't care, if you're messy,
it's as long as it's combined with your room
and there's no bugs, I'm not gonna bother you.
You know what I mean?
Not gonna make any show up.
Okay, that was the only, we only had one time
where there was a problem, we were like,
hey, you gotta clean it.
But it wasn't like, we never went out of the way
to like bother her, you know what I mean?
like now it's so much better no I vacuumed it she's no I actually been
on her mobile phone is not like that it's good it's good yeah what if we all
I'll just went to her house right now.
No, no, no, no.
What if I went to her crib?
She don't ask it's a mess.
No, no, no.
Hey, ask it's a mess.
No, no, no.
Sleep over at Emily's house!
No, no, no, no.
Please, can we go?
I'm saying it's better.
Can we go?
It's better.
You're not giving me,
you're not giving me a second chance.
I'm gonna tick your head off.
Give me a second to talk.
No, look at me.
Bitch, that's you.
That's you, they're gonna be like,
man, what's the,
call it out, Emily.
Marcus, that's you, bro.
You get to TikTok, I'll get that.
I'm done with the tiktards bro, that ass.
Yes.
We can't move off of that.
Hey, we can't let her in this crib, Kirsten.
No.
No, we can't let her in this crib.
I've seen that.
But I would love with her too.
I would love.
No, no, no, no.
I genuinely just living with her.
We would have to get a full time cleaning for her.
I feel like, boy, y'all would turn on shit up.
If she goes to the toilet.
We would have to get a full time cleaning daily,
go in there and clean shit up daily.
And realistically, she not gonna pay for it.
You're gonna have to pay for it.
Okay, I did offer though recently.
I said we would go in hazmat suits
and we would clean it for her, like clean it with her.
Cause me and Wodge did that before it's gonna leak.
No, no, no.
Me and Wodge, when we lived together,
we literally, we literally all part of our time.
How about we get her into a contract, fuel her out?
My ad is gonna get leaked.
No, she can't stream most of the days.
Only weekend, she can't leak on your stream, can she?
Wait, so she can't leak on my stream actually.
If I get for the camera, say goodbye.
How about no streams? She just lives here. Okay, but she can't shoot at the house
For three days feeling right, I'll be on that just to see
Okay, how about this would have me and her trade houses by living hers she's
Okay, so anyway, I'm saying like three contract no streaming type shit
Hmm, you know just see how she's living in three days if this is disaster say goodbye
We're not renewing the contract if it's good while Korean one year 360
We were just saying how much we appreciate you as a new housemate
You a three-day contract and you can move in
Really?
But there's some terms.
Okay.
Just for the first few days, how about you like,
don't stream.
Here, here.
So like.
Okay.
So you avoid the leaking.
Avoid the leaking.
Okay.
But just to like, we get, it's like.
Well, can I be trapped in your house streaming?
Nah, just don't stream.
Okay, okay.
You can't risk it, Sheila.
You can't risk it.
You can't risk it, you can't risk it.
Agent, I got an idea.
Okay.
Step back in for you there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
agent. I think there's a strong possibility she probably wants to go out in Atlanta. So
here's my thought. No, you all do go room though because he's not even in Atlanta.
She's in a classroom. He is. You know what I mean? Well he is there? He goes out in
the room a lot. Yeah. You have a spare room. You have no guest room. I have a good job.
Y'all got a big couch. She gets sleep on the couch. And she gets streamed. That
You like to be able to stream but you get to stay at the A&P up with three days
She's so focused on this house and what we're building and growing here
Now you're in both actually
Oh stand here too. Yep. That's you just check on it
Definitely.
So where it's 25K, we just all split it.
Right here is about 30K, and I'm sure you paid up for it.
It's 30?
Oh, you got all serious?
No, no, I'm going to try to steal money from you all night.
No, it was not 30.
So we just split it.
You could drop the apartment.
OK.
It's going to be the same price anyway.
OK.
And only for three days there.
I'm going to just leave it for a week.
I'm going to let you get a second spot.
OK.
Yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds great.
Awesome deal.
Yeah, I like this. I like what we built here. I like what we're growing here and the words of actually every what a deal
Yeah
That's exactly right. Yeah, did you give you the full house tour with the haunted playground everything here?
Yeah, get around three day. Oh, you can see the home player. No, I'm not
Where
Oh my God, you're dressed up as your clown.
Why are you doing this?
Start up a clip queue.
What is that?
For what?
Clip queue.
I hate clip queue.
But then y'all can explain clips and then check.
They can send in clips of y'all that y'all can explain.
So then, you know.
Just try to leave a little segment in the most unseemless fashion.
Is that what I want?
What did we tell you?
Our best friend clips.
What is that?
He wants us to react to clips.
Oh no.
He wants us to react to Clip.
Oh no, now they're saying look at Wattpad stories.
And then Chavalson, all the fairies.
It's a horrible group to be talking about.
Wattpad stories?
You said that?
No.
Is it mine?
Yeah.
It's because the last time we did a contract, there was a lady who was writing Wattpad stories
about Agent and she didn't like that I was hanging out with him.
Oh yeah?
She was writing hate mail about me.
Oh wow, on Wattpad.
Wow.
That's amazing.
She wrote, sit in his flat ass.
What?
Your ass is not flat ass.
Thank you.
She got that wrong, that's for sure.
Thank you.
No, I'm liking it here.
I mean, David's pretty cool.
Yo, Chad, I went to the kitchen this morning.
Tonight I seen, well, I was fasting,
but like, it's just happy to see all types of food.
Who was that?
Bonnie.
I was Bonnie.
I seen cookies.
I seen fruits.
I seen waters and energy drinks.
Like all my favorite things in the refrigerator, bro.
Maybe so happy.
Almost shed a tear.
We are gonna stop down there.
We got everything.
If you need to make something,
like a late night snack,
you can go in that pantry.
I'm already done.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, no, like, it's nice, you know?
Like it's really nice.
But you gotta go back, obviously,
because it's three days in a week.
Oh, no, we didn't like that.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to have a group meeting
with the guys.
That's fair, that's fair.
See, you know what I'm saying?
because I can't invite.
Yeah, that's fair.
Oh no, she's young.
Oh, I can really just.
Wait, this is not bad, what time is it?
Thank you, 1.30, that's impressive Senna.
I've been good all night.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That is not bad.
That's your check, that means that's how it starts, Jet.
That means that's how it starts.
It's, I'm very, oh.
I'm impressed with you Senna, don't worry.
Three days for us to stand at the A&P house?
I'll be good to understand.
There's no rooms in the A&P house.
Okay, AJ, can me and Emily come actually
stay for three days at A&P house?
We'll be peaceful.
You usually hear what I said?
Where would you stay?
And we'll find her.
We'll find her.
No, we can sit on one, sit on one.
I'll sleep outside.
And we'll camp outside, we'll camp outside.
Mm-hmm.
Of the house.
Yes.
In the winter.
Yeah, is it winter time?
Yeah.
It's clear now.
It's gonna be spring.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll be out with the flowers.
We'll be good you throw the wagyu's on a stove for Duke day
That's a leak lace that is a leak wagyu's on the stove for Duke day is crazy. I forgot the wagyu's from Orlando
Thank you
Agent Outdoors Ma'am now he can set y'all up outside.
This might be the fan, is it cold?
Or maybe, maybe like cat hair.
You have some hair?
Is there a full cat to nose?
It is.
That's okay.
You like to play with cats?
Sometimes.
But it's not bad, it's not bad.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah?
Wait, you can't move in there.
No!
I'll take, I'll take you.
You don't like to play with cats?
Yeah, a little bit.
I did not know that.
I was in middle school and a cat walked over my face
and I started choking.
I couldn't breathe anymore.
It's that bad?
But that was just one time in middle school.
And then now I'm better.
So it's not horrible.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Wait, Agent, they were saying it only takes four to six
hours for you to set up our tent.
Bro, OK.
So you can set up our tent.
Don't raise your head.
Actually, don't raise your head.
You can set up your tent.
Jenny, we're the writers.
Jenny, do not return to me.
It's the last 16, six hours of work!
Do not return me.
It's five, six hours of work is a policy.
Yo, yo, I'm in the Arctic game, okay?
It's no grass.
You don't just fucking pitch a tin in the grass.
There's no soil.
It's rock.
It's tundra.
It's ice.
So you were, honestly, sit down.
You were the frozen day.
Okay, so that's what I'm saying.
It would only take you six hours then.
I mean six hours of life.
No, it would take...
I built one at 40 hours!
Eight or 30 hours.
It took 30 seconds!
Was there like an age limit on the box too?
Did it say like 18-
Like
Like
Are you assuming a 10
Hold on it might be a little harder for him cuz it is winter in Atlanta. He said so maybe my eight hours
Maybe
I mean where Atlanta says I'm not mad. I'm not mad right. Yeah, I'm not me. I'm sure
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean God forbid he puts it inside out again because he did that the last
Yeah inside out man couldn't even build a turn you fucking serious one job. You got one job
Now you're right now she's right chat. I don't know how to build a tent man. She's right. She's right
I'm gonna be honest Jason the week to probably build that 10 better. Oh, yeah, but he can
I don't know how to do nothing really really don't I bet you outbuild it. Did you even do a challenge really cuz it's like eight hours
Eight hours like it
Artic you probably could have done it no no
There's like some other streamers that Archey and Bonnie could have built that
I really think they would have taken six hours no no for sure. Yeah, bad race bait
Bad race bait. How much you do?
I'll send you the location.
I don't want to pick 20K to go a helicopter in.
You got a nice helicopter.
A helicopter is like a few hundred dollars.
It's more like you got to buy the tech.
You can more of my tech go out there.
What's your outro music?
You want the outro?
No, nigga, you keep yawning.
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were going to say something.
No, nigga, you keep yawning.
Oh, sorry. I thought you wanted it.
Check the pen. I can't see the pen, chat.
Someone in the chat found this pic of your...
of your sob.
Do you guys want to watch a scary clip?
Yeah! I wanted to do that.
That's perfect for slumber party, y'all.
It's a perfect thing for the chill vibe.
I used to always...
Unpin that shit.
Unpin it?
I used to always watch horror movie stuff.
Thank you for the sub.
It's great.
So what do you want to watch?
A scary video.
Don't watch Rise Thighs.
No, those films are crazy.
You actually were really scary with that.
You were really scary.
I got my shippers.
We can find the scary movies that we watched in Hawaii, remember?
Yeah, that was cute.
I actually saw the box.
It was on top five scariest...
And that was the short film right it's good. I think I think check y'all force me to watch that or I watch some of us get to that
I forget
Somebody said Roddy rich
There's a bunch
Hotel visitor short horror film
I want to do that actually want to end everything. Yeah, this this fucking six seven
Why does it have three point one million views? It's three minutes long. Do you want to watch it? Yeah?
All right, everybody scooting. Yo, does this chair move up and down?
It does look underneath it. I know my
Can you turn that second dial all the way down?
Oh, the second one, the other one, the other one.
Yeah, so it's off.
I'm gonna turn this off.
I am intrigued.
You hold on, can I go to the bathroom real quick?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll be right back, Sam.
I'm gonna be honest.
You should just go to the A&P house.
Wait, just stay there?
And we just stay there.
We should squat.
Honestly, there are couches there
that we could totally sleep on.
So I'm saying, and who's gonna stop us?
Duke Dennis is going to walk in and say, leave the house.
You're probably going to be home.
That's what I'm saying.
You think Davis is going to walk in?
Davis is making fashion TikToks.
He's not going to stop us.
Who's going to stop us?
Agent is going to be his wife.
You guys have noticed.
Kai is leaving around.
So we're safe.
We're good.
Chris, Chris might be dressed.
There's a strong customer.
Chris has a little bit of an issue.
He might be dressed.
There is a strong customer.
Phantom, I think Phantom would be on for such a shit.
He's great.
I love Phantom.
I love Phantom.
They wouldn't welcome us with open arms.
anything if we gave him some food he'd be he'd be like yeah you know what I'm
saying I mean it's chilling and so we could bribe our way there Chris he might
he but I can I could try to talk to Chris for you I mean I just have to game
with him before we go and then he'll be happy so that's good oh you owe him a
game yeah so I'll do a little game or else it's gonna release a 14 minute
diss track on me how can you do 14 minutes like what can you possibly
actually really good music to I know I heard him and what do you mean he
talk about for 14 minutes. I don't know Emily. He's you know what's gonna happen if he does that?
You need to stop that immediately. He's probably gonna pull old clips. No, he's gonna get the
oomu clip. No, you can't. You can't let it happen. You can't let it happen. You can't let
it happen. I got it. I got it. I got a game with him. And then we can go and he'll be very happy.
Yes. I'm sure that sounds horrible. No, a 14 minute distract. That's some shit that Kendrick
would do that to Drake and that ruined his whole career. It'd be generational. I just I just don't I
don't think you do not want to be Drake in that scenario. I'm telling you. Shit is gonna get crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well Drake, Drake got like mugged so hard. Okay, I will do that and then we can
go stick into the A&P house. There you go. I will be good. Yeah. It's perfect. And we
give a flower all over. You missed that segment. I'm really sad. Oh, I was watching like it
was World Star. It was so fun. I watched it today. I was like, I was like, it was so
good. Like watching my go flower on each other. I was freaking out. I liked it a little
bit. You're like, we're up there. And then like when Bonnie threw it on your
head and then you like sprayed her with water I was like wow bro and then I had to kill Rosie
I didn't you see me do you see his oil's legs open and I poured water on his crotch
he fell on the couch and his legs were spread so I took the water and I poured it all over his
stuff against his crotch oh my god no it was crazy it was actually oh with the flower
She's telling a story like she didn't lose a war.
And she caught the plea.
Ready? Yes.
She caught the plea.
Compared to the Ampie Firewall War, that Firewall War, yeah, no trouble. That she wasn't losing nothing.
I know. The Firewall War is crazy.
That's like the pre-to-the-pre-to-the-pre.
If we did the Firewall War, our house would be kicked out tomorrow.
They'd be like, oh hell no.
That'd be crazy.
In this neighborhood...
You just bought the crib and you wouldn't have, you know...
That is true.
Yeah, so maybe just...
Easy.
Everybody put some money in.
You guys are living here.
Exactly, so I'll put it in.
Oh, nice.
And then firework.
Blow it up.
Oh!
Ready?
Okay, horror.
This is...
Are we watching a 6-7-1?
They wanted to see.
They wanted to see.
Short horror film for three minutes.
Hold on.
Come on, give me three minutes.
Watch the real film.
We will.
Hello?
Oh.
Hey, what's the last two digits of your phone number?
Ew.
Six.
Seven.
Oh, six, seven.
Ew!
Oh no they're saying fries fries fries oh no I'm worried we're gonna have to go
subs left they're flipping off okay it could be good maybe no it's getting bad
it's getting worse take a ball me like that well I thought you wanted to play
Oh, yeah, I got something I want to try
They're actually cursed by the way you joining or not
We have to wake up the board first
Opening the portal to
Three okay, are there any spirits here with us tonight?
No way did you do that no I didn't do anything okay my turn spirit what comes
after four or five oh my god
well
six
seven
we're doing a mental health six seven six seven
you're not supposed to take your hands off without saying goodbye
that's so true
six seven six seven
6 7 6 7 6 7 6 7
6 6 that's go that's good
6 7 knock it off. You're making it angry
6 7 6 7 6 7 helmet. We've got it. No fun
I
Just gonna be the show from that. Yep. Me. This is the one that did it
Sounds like footsteps now, she
For
Five, six, seven, oh, six, seven, six, seven.
Oh!
That's what they wanted to do to him when he was young, Sam.
Ah! Oh my God!
Okay, I'm gonna kill myself why are there more they made more now I gotta
I'm gonna flag this channel.
How do I, should I have a report the video?
Report that for terrorism.
Before.
Is there terrorism here?
Most terrorism.
That's not true.
Okay.
I was close, I was close.
I can't believe that.
The least scary, most crazy thing I've ever seen.
Who made that?
Yeah, that's what I asked.
Okay, we want from these.
That was a boom?
It's in Walker.
Buggaboo.
Yeah, have you seen it?
It's fire if you wanna watch it.
It's actually really good.
Momo.
Momo.
Turn around an award-winning horror short.
Yeah, we'll get all of them.
Wanna watch it?
You're the award.
I mean, yeah, if you guys haven't watched it.
I've seen it.
Okay, thank you for that intro.
Thank you, that's good.
Awesome.
Wow, love it.
That's good.
One more other thing, I have 6.7 subs.
Whoa!
Just fucking kill me.
Just fucking kill me.
Are you really?
Apparently I do.
Just kill me.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
10 seconds.
I like the cinematography.
Yeah.
That's cool.
So usually I skip until I stop doing the intro.
Why?
Yeah.
There.
Is that like same thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that, like, safe on the top?
Okay.
We gotta build a defense!
Fuck.
Uh-oh!
Turn around and die!
Wait a little?
No more right here.
So, Tom Lincoln, what goes on in that school of yours?
It's okay.
I ask you that all the time.
Wow.
This is good shit, huh?
You know what I mean?
Yes, I'm thinking of what you mean too.
What?
What are they talking about?
Something's gotta grab your attention.
Why are they talking like that to yourself so much?
I know. I'm sorry.
Oh, come on. Don't be sorry.
I'm sorry, I just...
Are they staying here?
Is this where they're camping at?
I think it's Riz.
Well, now you tell me.
It's a spot I found my place to camp at when I was younger.
It's beautiful and completely off the grid.
Perfect.
Was that sarcasm?
It's just so...
Brother.
I'm a little worried, but...
I don't know, I get that way about all the time.
I guess we're a little far along than what we expected, huh?
Their date is a camping trip?
I'd say so.
Third date!
Ooh!
So he was raised.
Yeah!
She just said, she doesn't know what he's thinking.
Well, it's her third date.
Oh, she's, she's, she's loracastic?
So I kept myself too much.
Wait.
Yeah, I, I feel so familiar.
Sensing so much vibes
Hey, I have so many awards! Let it warm up!
Yeah...
Still don't know what happened
Get up
You know, they gotta crash the car somewhere
Something's gonna happen
What award are you shooting with?
It's like the accidentally awards
Like, except for the awards
No!
Wow
What are the things that just awarded themselves?
That's the best buddy, very funny.
At least watch for it. What do you do?
Girl stuff.
Okay, I've got to go.
Where?
Peabrake, Nathan.
Oh, uh, yeah, I'll just stretch my legs or something.
Okay.
Why is this a long get out the car go pee come on
Oh
Yo, she did a free pee kiss
What the heck, he fell he collapsed with me
I'm just gonna kiss on the cheek
Yo what the heck
Man he did not seem disloved in the car
What the heck
She's in my aid if he got stood up
There's probably changing her pads. Yeah, you got the girl stuff. Yeah girl stuff very knowledgeable
Uh oh.
Should he like a girl or a...
Follow her.
True.
God, how did he even wait that long?
If she was going pee, like where did she go pee?
How deep did she go in these woods?
He did not notice she was gone.
She fell into the pool.
Far could she have possibly walked.
Is she not concerned by now?
Hey, you did enough searching.
Wait, that's so... that's crazy.
Hey, go back to that car!
Yeah, go back.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna drown a lot.
Like it's getting too dark.
Yeah, that was so...
I'm like, this is the third day.
Yeah.
Goodbye.
I did not know you.
Fair.
Oh, that sucks.
See, this is what happens when you investigate.
Right, let's go back.
The moment I found those keys, I would have gone by the car, called the car.
Right.
Do they not have phones?
Okay, what point when you investigate is it on you?
You know what I mean?
Ooh, that's like my shower wall.
Hey, that was so me.
Wait, I just felt so seen.
Because you know when you take a shower and your hair falls into the drain?
That was wrong. Okay, so
Somebody said please feel on scene
You gotta fake it, fake it, fake it.
Okay, I got some more, some more stars.
Why is he getting into that horror?
Oh, hello.
What?
Oh, okay.
What is that?
Is that a song?
A meat cleaver.
Yeah.
Ooh, okay, this is, I'm not liking this.
Who just said, you look...
Come on, do us a little thing, right?
From what I hear, you're called Nathan.
My name is Brian.
He's a pastor, wasn't he?
Coming from a French heritage, it naturally means that Brian derives from the old Occitan word,
What?
Bull.
You're a genius.
Yep, you're a boy with a dot.
We're on.
You can say like that, bro.
Wait, what?
It's a new name.
Two.
Meee.
No.
Okay.
It's a new name.
Ahhhh.
You gotta really pronounce it.
Yeah, just in case.
Yep, just in case.
Yeah, that's a risky one, I'm sure.
That's a risky one.
Oh, man, that's so good.
Ooh.
Ooh, but Nathan.
It was a prophet called Nathan. You know him.
Lived in the time of King David in Solomon.
Oh, he's sad.
Are you a prophet, Nathan?
Good skin though.
Yeah, his plan is kind of shiny.
Whoa, that's a good idea.
Yeah, set that thing up.
She had it.
Whoa!
What was that?
She had it set up.
Yeah.
Are you finally figuring it out?
Good.
There was no point in prolonging this.
Besides, I'm famished.
Where's the action? Come on.
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! That's a lot!
Quick! We're gonna get this note!
That was an instant! Oh my god, wait, watch me break!
What if it's a nightmare? I think it's a nightmare.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Take pictures.
Who's that?
Hey, you better.
Who's that?
See, I don't know why he's lingering.
Sprint!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Say he's a pain of crux.
Ha ha ha.
Like why is he just lingering there?
Run, motherfucker, what?
He has no urgency for me. If he dies, it's on him.
Really?
See, because now you want to investigate. That's on you.
Oh, God.
But who is the picture, though? We know.
Huh?
The Polaroid, that's the...
Oh, is that the car?
Oh.
Uh-oh.
He's corner shopping.
Ooh.
So many shoes from...
What? That's the legend.
Oh, that's the car.
car oh his car yeah where she drove it see I think she's doing some weird shit
yeah Amber sucks like he he's just moving too slow for me I'm sorry if he
dies huh I just don't care bye bye
I said that's my truck since you want to be Sherlock Holmes okay he's weird too
he's acting weird like I don't know what you like why go back
Why?
No one's singing!
Okay, yes.
Okay, yeah
Okay
There
What
Damn the bitch
What? That was horrible! What does that mean?
Why did they kill her, bro?
What does that mean? What does that mean? Get it!
That was the ending.
Oh wait.
Okay, they did go in accidentally the war.
Yeah, that was their own war.
I don't get it at all!
Oh, she a cat.
I was blueless until I was a girl.
We came for like, what?
Now we go.
She's the bad guy.
She was a bad lady.
She was a good lady.
She was a good lady.
He was food for her?
Oh, wow.
That was scary.
Who else is food?
That was.
That was great.
Yeah, like that was like, there are a lot of candles.
Then she goes towards the man and then lures him back in.
That was ass.
Or she used a serial killer
so that he can kill a serial killer
and she gonna use that as blackmail.
Hey, thinking about his profit.
Wow, that was so bad.
That's a psychological horror thriller, Jack.
Good, as gracious, man.
That was bad.
Okay, sure
But who was the Polaroid
There's all the other victims ah other yeah, they just showed that there's like more men and they all come with similar like
But it's like it's like similar victim profile. You can say riveting
Okay, oh, we tried never tried yeah, it was nice
It was a good one
No!
No!
What's happening?
No!
What's happening?
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