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Yeah, I'm telling you right now by 4 p.m. I'm gonna be fated waking up this early
I got a mic, this the mic
I don't see it yet. Sup, Yana? I'm about to go live, what's up?
Yeah, I just seen Emily and Eddek go live
Well, that's what I was saying, just only certain people are so close to this.
We're fine, right?
I know, you're fine.
No, you're fine.
You might as well smoke up.
You don't work.
No, no, you've got work to do.
Come on, now, don't do that.
You don't work.
You don't work.
You don't work.
You don't work.
Can I get y'all to you in here and just, like, come here?
Mike, can you take a picture?
Yeah, I got something.
Come on, which medicine?
That one.
I like your case.
I like your case.
Thank you.
You smell good too.
Yes, thank you.
Yo, he compliments everybody to make sure that everybody's on the same page.
That's not what I'm doing.
Can I take a Wi-Fi?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You need a password?
Yes.
Wait, don't leave.
I'm gonna just text you to you.
I don't know my number.
Wait, which one is it?
She's a mack!
Boom. It's a little complicated.
No, it's not, but I got it fast.
You might have to control C, control B.
I don't know if that's the area there, I'll be honest.
There might be a zero.
I think Taylor's over there, he'll be over there.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We live?
Yeah.
Let's go!
Woo hoo!
We go again, go.
How you doing?
I'm not, are you competing?
Huh?
Are you competing?
I don't know, we'll see.
No, let me find out, bro.
Wait, you're not live yet?
No, I think we just fucked up.
Chad, are we live?
No.
Yeah.
You're not going to be okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Heard you, heard you, heard you, heard you, it's nice to see you though, bro.
All right, let's roll.
You're an agent.
I see the gym open.
Yeah, I'm live, though.
Is that cool?
Yeah.
Okay, I bet.
What are you saying?
Ain't it a minute or two?
Are you live right now?
Yeah.
Should I still come?
Yeah, go for it.
Okay.
Yo, dawg, thank you for the 20 gifts I was getting.
give me 20
Yo, oh shit
Yo, bro, I might pocket watch you mr. Beast market pocket watch. Yeah, bro
I'm curious how you like this is an awful lot of spending you do around here
No, that's real I'm not gonna lie. I gotta stop buying cars. I'm about to start reinvesting
How many cars you got?
I got six.
Yeah.
But I'm done now, I'm about to sell them all.
I'm about to buy a warehouse.
Why do you buy six cars?
They all kind of do different things. I like driving.
I'm driving this kind of car.
Yeah. Try not to show plays, Marcus.
All right.
Yo, Justin, appreciate you with the five
gifty shows.
Wait, so where are we going?
I think we both here right?
Is the outdoor one?
Yeah, I think last time I was here for the A&P video. Yeah, it's right when you constructed the gym
You were shooting the video with the guy that was losing weight
Is the same gym?
Oh, it's a basketball gym
Yo
What up, Neo
My shoes are wet and you're in slides, bro.
Cool. Yo, I remember... What up, man?
I remember we're live, by the way. You're not live?
No, you're live?
What?
We're live!
I just left my phone off. I didn't think you'd be live yet.
Yeah, I mean, you live too, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not as well.
Can I steal your address?
Yeah, you can. Do you have my... Yeah, you might as well.
He'll just... I don't need it. He'll do it, yeah.
I bet.
Yo, I remember the last time we were here,
we had to go to like a high school.
We went to high school just to get some runs in.
Duke Ennis went crazy that day, I remember.
I remember like it was yesterday, man.
Yo, dude.
Yeah.
Hey.
Okay, so look man, this is what I'm gonna say.
All right?
Obviously, I have a bad rap of getting second place in a lot of these challenges.
Alright, first things first, I'm going to try my best to fast, alright?
If I'm faded and I have zero energy, we're going to have to break that fast.
I understand it now.
pretend you didn't see that pretend you didn't see that okay so I need to do a
proper intro cuz I'm so overwhelmed I'm flustered first of all it's the
morning I'm not used to streaming this early this is a crazy spark but first
ever Mr. Beast video we actually don't know what the video is and they wouldn't
tell us but I know there's 50 streamers here it hasn't started yet but once it
starts you know how it goes there's probably gonna be a fuck ton of money
So bro.
So man.
I'm a steak.
Agent, nice to meet you.
Your name is steak?
Yeah.
As far.
Oh, I've seen you before.
Yeah, we've met somewhere.
Hell yeah.
I was in, bro, I was in the Mungus thing and you killed me.
You're like, you called me LeBron because I was a high level in Mungus and you fucking
killed me, bro.
I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
To be fair, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
To be fair, I have no idea how to play Mungus, so.
I forgive you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was speaking of ignorance, right?
I didn't do it on purpose.
You're good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you excited?
Yeah, I am.
They said W-Press.
Yeah, I am excited.
I'm excited.
I'm a little nervous, but I believe in myself, man.
You got it, bro.
And you know what?
You got it, too.
I'm not going to lie.
I kind of want to just go home.
Don't eliminate me, though.
Because you might feel like died.
He eliminated me in Among Us.
What?
Wait, did you just process it?
I said I want to get out.
Yeah, bro.
It took you like you lagged.
Did you realize?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I just don't care, bro.
Like, I want to go home.
I've traveled so long, I just, whatever.
I want to just get my clips and go.
Yeah, no, he's gonna get first place.
Any nigga that say that right there, Chad?
He's getting first place, guaranteed, lock that in.
All right, bro, if I get first place, I got you, bro.
Give me at least like 100 bucks.
That's all I want.
100 bucks.
Lock me to fucking in, man.
If I win, you get 101.
Thank you.
Yep.
I always like to one-up niggas, man.
I always like to one-up niggas.
Yo, bro, first of all, you're a fraud.
We could test on the bench.
I was pretty close actually.
Nick, man.
How's it going?
How are you doing?
It's nice to properly meet you both here.
Yeah, my god, it's nice to meet you all.
Man, yo, what are you most excited for, Nick?
I'm excited to see all the family-friendly streamers here, bro.
Yo, bro, one thing, you know, if you want family-friendly, I'm telling you, this is
guy.
He's a little chubby.
He goes by the name of Lacey.
You won't love him, bro.
Hey, I don't know about that, but luckily it's all going to be censored in this
week's video, so we're set.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You are friendly.
Do you like, yo, at your angriest, like,
if at your angriest, fully tilted, like, you're furious.
Somebody just lost, you lost a million dollars
for your subscribers.
Brap!
Sorry.
Yeah, come on, Nick.
You would say frappe?
Frappe.
Oh, crap.
And that's pushing it for me, bro.
Like, my mom, my dad, they might get a little upset with me.
I don't usually say that often.
Yeah, I like your positive attitude, bro.
Nah, if we can get a crap out of Nick, man, that means something bad happening in the video.
Hey, I'll tell you the one condition I'll say to you afterward.
If I get out 50th in this shot, first one out, that's it.
You're hearing it up above.
Hey, you sling guy, Nick!
I'm not getting out of here.
Hey, okay, don't tell too many people that because they're going to try and eliminate you first just for the clip.
Don't tell too many people that.
See, I like it. You're looking out first.
They're gonna get you up for the clip, but don't do it
I will say a bad word. No, no, you're gonna do your little thing we say a bad word. No, you got me say shit
No, you're tired. You really tapped in for knowing that bro. You should really tap dance
Tyler put the ball down bro put the ball down
Yeah, I know I know you're streaming we all stutter
We all sputter.
I have a speech impediment.
You're a rat.
I have a speech impediment, too.
I am an asshole, so are you.
You got, you know, that looks horrible.
You got the ugliest form.
Off, off, off, off.
I'm dead duck in the air.
How you gonna tell me?
Tyler, you do not play sports, bro.
Play game to one.
You, you lark.
Come on.
Oh, I can play deep bro, I think that's it, I don't think so.
Fries nigga, put the fries in the bag, put the fries in the bag Tyler.
You can't give me the shot, I can shoot bro, watch your bottom up.
I bet I can't shoot a lie
you're bro generally generally like what do you do Tyler what do you do bro what
do you do aside from me mediocre I'm legalize this bro what do you do what
do you do bro you do you know you know you're not well yeah it's like a
Street fighter, your agent.
I'm a game fighter, guys.
I'm running.
He's a strictly.
I'm running.
He's a one trick pony and he's not even a pony for all.
No, no, no.
I see agent on I-Racing all day long trying to grind.
That's not true.
That's not true.
My PC just stay on, game.
I play like once a tries a week.
Bax.
I think I-Racing is a cool game, actually.
I play once a tries a week.
I'm not saying you can't drive either.
Respectfully.
Thanks, Lips.
Bro, what kind of car do you have?
A little kind of car without race.
If we were to run on the track, do a little friendly hat, or would you race?
I'm mad for it.
Yeah, nothing crazy.
Yeah.
What do you race?
I have an Acura NSX, printed.
Okay, I got a blackling, leased.
It's not a body to cash.
But I don't really have a track car, so you probably want one with NSX.
You got NSX?
It was pink, it was pink.
Mindful for your NSX.
That's not worth it at all.
Yeah, but you have a huge advantage though.
I'm a huge manager.
I'm a huge supporter for like 17.
Yeah, but it's super modded though, it's really fire.
It got a lot of aura, it got a lot of character.
I got a black one too, I just haven't raised manual before.
All right, I didn't talk too much,
far stuff, I don't know, I don't know what that means.
You got a whole lot of tags.
Yeah, but I got that in 2020.
You're not sold.
This is a card.
Oh, you're out of it now.
Little bit.
Are the kids rock-paper-scissors?
Yeah, the kids.
And niggas have kids instead.
You have no kids.
Yeah, not yet.
Maybe.
Maybe after this video
Close though. Hey, I'm gonna see you on the bench a little bit later
Come on gang
Yeah, I can't I work my way up there, but I'm fasting today though. So
Just letting you know I'm not making any excuses though. I'm just letting you know
Yeah, all right
Yeah, but actually in a competition though, we're gonna be teammates. Okay me and you I
Am actually down for that with you
Far we had something during the AT&T
We did now be honest you I got home. You don't say in that competition big time
Well, you're kind of a race quit. Yeah, I deserve those very deserve it. Honestly, I'm boycotting them now
No, I never do it again. What? Yeah, I can't do it actually not it the minute is that I charge me $5,000
For internet for last four years in the house. I didn't live in I'm mad about it
I'm on a boycott now, so yeah, that's how I feel, gang, that's how I feel.
But anyway, the point is, teammates, in this competition, and fuck that competition.
This one's probably like the middle, if you think about it.
The YouTube world is like, ooh.
You're looking dead in my face, dead in my eyes to say that we're teammates.
You have really nice eyes.
Thank you, I get to pull that a lot, they're beautiful.
Yeah.
Wow.
No, don't do that.
Just be normal.
Yeah, if needed. Yeah, but but on some like if you had to eliminate anything like just we're not gonna pick each other
Realistically like we can't cheat. Oh like if you had a cheese
Yeah, like if they say like you could hold one person on on on this in this group. I'm not gonna hold you
Yeah, I know I'm I know I'm a whole
Courage JD keep it to me you because he fucked me the competition few weeks ago. Yeah, yo
Oh, I see I was uh, what are you doing here?
Yeah, I can't be I made it here. I'm a big talker
What are you?
Chillin bro. Yeah, wait are you you me who could nigga? What I just dropped Tyler one off
Yes, well one zero
Is that true? That's that's one bucket on it. It was over zero. Yeah, it was one oh, and then it was over
Was he ready man? He was ready. Yeah. Yeah, he just got pushed out the way. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a hit to me
He's small
Yeah, he's small. He's small. Yeah, to me though to me. He's real small, but but yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's not the gym from the video, right? It's not what video though with the video where he trapped the guy in a gym
He had to lose weight for like half a mile. This might be it is it?
Unless he has the second gym, which would be fucking nuts or did he just move all the equipment from that gym over here?
You might have done that
Rock I do something with the equipment. Yes, the nigga built a jam. That's some rich shit man. That's some rich shit
Okay, you who?
No, I'm a baseball player. Yeah. Yeah, I knew you was I just have to ask as a formality. I mean, you know
I can't
Like I had to ask though like as a formality
I got good wingspan
That's not really like a you know, yeah
I just you know I might not be a hooper, but what they I am is a gamer. We're game. Yeah, me too. We you're not that much
Fall guys, maybe at the most I could challenge out of any game
A thousand get the subs
any game any game any game I probably to actually any game I said any to get
I probably beat him in 2k oh never mind
you're nice at 2k I was nice what was your what was your rep in 2k 16 my rep
I got to 97 things a fraud there was no such thing bro was your superstar a
legend come on game just live oh no I was a legend I was a legend yeah what
I didn't get the mascot. My mascot was 99. I was 97.
I'm talking about 2K16.
2K16, that was my best year. That was when I was different. I beat Nate X. I beat everyone.
I wouldn't even say that because anybody could beat Nate X if you'd spin the block 15 times.
I never spin the block. I was on meat. I was the one where they would boot up in the street.
I had the 50th win streak and they said, oh Chad, let me go take this. They never took mine.
No, it's all fiction. No, it's all fiction. It's all fiction. Oh shit. No, no, no. You put mirth on yet
I heard it was ass and I heard it was good depending on who you guys
Yeah, bro gaming and gaming is bad. Yeah, you got to play with yourself because you can't trust somebody's opinion
People are so quick to hate on something. Are great. Yes. What me and me but we demons that are
All right.
Me too.
Have you a trio?
April, let's go get some braids.
Nah, I wouldn't want to be in your lobbies, bro.
My lobbies aren't bad.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm sure.
All right, if you're a trash, nigga, you're a geeky.
I'm a backstabbed people.
Yeah, but I know, but it's skill base.
What up, Skiy?
How you feeling, man?
I'm chillin', you know what I'm saying?
Good, man.
You going to play rivals?
I haven't played in like a few weeks.
I've been on and off.
Yeah, I had a rhythm, you know what I'm saying?
That's chat, like it was a little bit more like,
I felt like I was that guy when it came to rivals.
When I was playing, I was doing championship,
but then I started, you was taking this,
you was doing some shit.
Yeah, and then I think when we lost in DreamCon,
and I just retired, bro.
Yeah, bro, we lost in the,
because of Maury, where's Maury at?
No, it was like, it was like us four versus like,
hey Ma, hey Maia.
She balling.
She balling.
She balling.
She balling.
Yo, y'all do like Alan Iverson, Maya.
She's out here, AI right now.
Chris!
And fancy singing you here, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga.
What up, bro?
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
Hey, when you...
Oh, sorry, man. That's the only person A&P greeting
when I do everything. Yeah, that's the funtio.
You can say Tim.
Tim, no!
Yeah, but now it feels fake, though.
So it's like, it is what it is, man.
It is what it is. Yeah, next time, next time.
Yo, give me like a...
Leave the whole video for me, bro, please.
Have you seen the people on YouTube?
Yeah. I was watching tape.
See what she wants to do.
I thought I could say.
I can't review it.
I can't do anything, bro.
Nah, I'm not trying to get nobody in trouble, but...
Okay, I bet. I'll keep that in mind.
Yeah, yo
For what I just seen earlier, but he was like duck in the candle. Yeah, so what's a game and he said
So I don't know if it's supposed to be like a late-in show or something like that. I don't know
Oh
First
Say the word
Let it shit though
We're doing this by any chance?
Let me do a lie.
It's over, bro.
We got to pack them up.
Yeah, yeah.
We got to pack them up.
That's all you have to say.
Be careful around here.
Any nigga doing this right here?
We got to send him out of here.
Exactly.
We got to be careful around here.
But it didn't mean you fell out.
We have to lie and survive.
Yeah, Helen, I would never peg you.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, we got to make it to the end, though.
We got to make it to the end.
Oh, I didn't even tell you.
I got to hold.
I'll be right back.
Mods!
Yo.
Mods.
Yo, mods.
We're getting paid.
I think the money's for it.
The money, they said the money's for it.
Who said it's for it?
It's so mods.
We're getting paid.
I don't know how much the amount is.
I asked them who was a quarter million.
if it's anything like YouTube think it's gonna be a meal so I think I think why is
one of the spamming F knows a couple of us get there work we're getting paid
that's all I'm gonna say we but um bit rate sold FF is we got two shoes
two, two, two, two, two, two
okay?
I got three questions
alright
I didn't block
sorry about that
toast, toast, toast, toast
question
question, why are you alive in Orlando, bro?
what's up?
why are you alive in Orlando
you know who you got to talk to?
you don't work
hahah
you know who you got to talk to?
where's he?
hahahah
so
yeah
the boys go stop
should we?
oh who you talking to?
she might have land
Oh, come here.
Oh my God, bro.
Emily!
Guess who I brought?
We got to run this out.
It's Chris and Emily.
So much drama between the two of you.
Have you opened up FL Studio recently?
It was an FL Studio.
It was ProTools.
He doesn't use FL Studio.
Everybody knows that.
Oh, oh, so, please don't put on your distract.
Chris, it's so great to see you again, Chris.
So, it's so great to see you.
Thank you.
Anything you guys would like to say to each other?
I don't know what to say.
I'm excited for when we game.
Chris, tell me about it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm so excited.
It's like, it's like, it's like,
when somebody is like, it's like,
here nigga damn, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, like here nigga damn.
You wanna game? Game. Let's game.
Let's game nigga damn.
I think it would be a great quick game because we're the same skill level.
Both ass.
Would you just say to me?
You call them ass?
Hold on.
Yes!
I thought that was no.
Oh yeah, I'm enjubnistic.
Hold on Chris.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, don't do that.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me.
He'd be one.
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me though.
Don't play with me.
I see playin' and say,
Yo, stop playing me, man!
Stop playing me, man!
Stop playing me, man!
That's why we have to do this gaming to find out!
You're a niggadam, right?
You're a niggadam!
Oh, no, Chris, please don't release the discrepancy!
Did I cook it?
Yeah, you did a little bit. You made it worse, I think.
Worse?
Chris, please!
You gotta make up with him because if it comes push come to shove in the video
and he has a chance to eliminate you, you need a type to do it, because you just
got done talking shit about him. Why you might have to apologize I would do my
personal opinion. Like a genuine apology. Like now yeah yeah now now
preferably I know I said my mods we're getting paid mods we're getting paid and
none of me talking about the price yeah my window I gotta take I'm gonna give
them 800k take 200k for taxes reasons you don't know shit about taxes gig you
don't know shit about he just wanted 200 yo that's what he's funny no hold on
Chris come here Chris come here come here Emily would Emily would like to
say something to you that's how she pay her respects that's part of her culture
we're in the middle of a cutscene you see us in a little fucking cutscene are you
using my guy no nigga no no no no buy her a house you're a rich streamer oh
Oh, then you better win this video.
Oh, wait, okay, are you gonna slime me out?
Hell, I don't know.
First of all.
What?
That's hot.
Yes, it's like a cheesecake.
She's on this.
Come on, man.
Damn!
God!
Damn, you will pick me!
Ha ha ha!
No way!
I'm not picking you up!
Mmm!
I saw, I, oh, sorry.
What was that?
What was that slurry you about to use
on a glorious month?
Um, uh, um, beautiful person.
Hold on, you're ruining my cut scene.
Take your fucking camera back.
All right, they said you wanna bring a plus one
and you brought nobody here.
I can't afford to bring a plus one.
He's paying for it.
I can't afford to have him pay for it.
That's fucked up.
Yo, give me that camera.
No, no, no, Agent, Agent.
Oh, you wanna do it.
You wanna do it, Agent, please.
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, don't do it.
All right.
No, Agent.
God, thank you for being right there.
Emily.
Emily, would you like to say something to Chris next door?
Yeah, before we interrupt.
Before we interrupt, Emily, is there anything you have to say?
Chris, I would like to sincerely apologize for how bad you are at Fortnite and I would beat you if you don't let me play.
Stop playing, stop playing.
Why'd you say that?
Why'd you say that?
Hey Emily, stop that.
Cut it out.
Stop playing, you're not playing.
You're not playing.
You got a long wing, man.
You got a long wing, Sam.
Emily, back up.
You got a long wing, man.
Hey, she didn't mean that.
We should battle it out.
A wager?
A 99v1?
Yeah, what is that?
Come to her.
Lock that in, lock that in, lock that in.
You can get one.
If you got one or more, you can get one on her.
Bring it on. Bring it on, motherfucker. Bring it on, motherfucker.
I know, I know. Oh, oh, sorry about this.
That was good.
It looks like you guys locked that in.
Yay! That was great, Chris.
Exciting.
99-1 in fortnight.
Good luck with that.
Thank you, Agent.
Yeah.
I will try my best.
100%.
Hopefully that goes smooth for them.
Maya!
one be one me and you yeah there you go
she's not bad though she's not bad she's not bad though she's not why she's not
bad you know you grow up with something
You're watching not bad though.
Chad, do I hit this?
Here we go.
Here we go.
See that shot, right?
See y'all. Coming, Maya.
I got bad. I got bad.
Woo.
I lost all my loot, game.
I needed tidies.
Yo, they don't even put me in the wash.
You play basketball seriously.
That was not, you getting that, was it serious?
You got me serious?
Yo, watch this, gang.
Go, keep playing with me, Chad.
No, no, no, I won't be in serious.
I don't have any good time.
This is the time!
This is the quality!
This is like the Cavs vs the Warriors!
I
Go check it out. I slip my laces
Woo!
Get up!
Yo, this is what I call a good basketball game.
Did you touch the hurry?
Nah, I went for the steal.
I think I can't shoot.
Raaash!
Hey, well I'm putting together a low-light mix tape in his bitch.
Hey, Mike, it's a good game, aren't it?
Me and you, this is skill-based matchmaking.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, let me too.
I gotta watch your hips to figure it out Hey first bucket wins you heard
oh sorry hi Jack it's time to go to work
You're fucking lying!
Stay over here!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
What happened? I was doing so good earlier.
All right, I'm playing serious now.
I'm playing serious, Mike.
I'm being so serious.
Yes!
All right, game point.
Glazed me, Chad, glazed me!
Double nothing.
Double nothing.
Double nothing.
Double nothing, man.
Double nothing.
I love the hustle, I love the grind.
It look good.
It look good.
You know what, I'm gonna catch you, demon.
especially in the corner, I got cornered specialist.
I lost all my badges.
I retire, I'm done.
I'm a soccer player now.
Look at that.
That was a good shot.
You got one in the pan away, Marcus.
You gotta read those, brother.
Yeah, that was a good pan.
You cut that?
All right, GGs.
Everybody spin on GGs in the chat.
GGs, remember when I beat you at the overtime right now?
Good days.
Yeah, it was, yeah, me too.
I'm tired. Everybody tired.
Yo, Chet, it's a classic matchup right here.
If you know, you know.
Dang, is your shoulder not fucked up?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Chris, I thought your shoulder was fucked up.
Is better now?
Good.
They say a bang!
They just got done watching me vs. me on this side.
And then we went over there and saw greatness.
Who is me? Who is either me?
Me. I mean who is the other?
Oh, Maya.
You're Maya!
Are you on this thing, Jess?
Maya.
Huh, okay, okay cool. She's everywhere. That was a little abstract answer. What you mean? You're everywhere
How you say I'm nipping
Yeah, you're not on me present. You're not like that, huh?
Huh?
Fuck you, Tom.
Huh?
Well, I could be right there.
What are you?
Nah, how is she doing that?
How is she doing that?
I ain't good at you.
How is she doing that?
I'm just gonna be right there.
You hacked my mainframe?
Yeah.
Let's see now right there.
Woo!
Jess with the 10 gifted soaps!
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, Jess, appreciate you.
Well, this ain't lag a little bit.
I'm watching it.
If it does, it's like here in and out,
but it's like that.
Oh, I think it's gonna be further away from the arena.
Let me go back to the main area.
Okay.
I told him I make sure he's straight as long as he's pretty arc-rated with me and shit.
You know how I'm playing with you, yeah?
It's like skill-based matchmaking.
You gonna get in at lobby and just, you gonna die, he's just gonna be like a little...
I'm decent, though.
I'm not like...
Right, right, right.
You playing with him?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah bro.
I said it's like he'll fuck you over.
He's gonna, he's gonna.
Is he gonna die standing there and watch out for this guy or what?
Oh, do you mean today?
Yeah.
Nah, he's a good dude.
He's not gonna back save you.
I'm gonna break that.
He's just not much of a gamer.
Okay.
How do you know if I'm a gamer?
Cause I'd be watching the streams, man.
I don't really like gamers anyway.
Okay, cool.
Then he's perfect.
I'm a gamer.
Okay, well.
I live for this shit.
Well, he doesn't like gamers though.
Oh, nevermind.
Dude, I ain't no gamer.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, we're on the same page.
Yeah, good luck out there guys today.
Yeah.
How long have you been here with me?
In my life?
Didn't even know.
I'm just living the moment.
All right, come on.
Let's go, on the bench.
Yo, on the bench, on the bench.
Ok, hold up now, hold up, hold up
Ok, you ready?
Just let me know when, slide down
Oh shit, I am strong, hold up, I want to come in
Like as many as you can do
How was it?
Yep.
Who is this?
No, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I don't need no help.
I don't need no man's help.
Here we go.
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, what is this?
What are you doing here?
I feel like you're making it hard on yourself.
What up?
I'm going to take those.
Yeah, I'm going to take that.
I'm going to take this one too.
No way!
Okay, yep.
Whoo, is this a balanced show are you balancing? Okay, I'm gonna take that. I'm gonna take this one
Yeah, I can't do a good set. No, it's because two more of those
Your shoulder
Same with Chris Chris has the same problem
No, he can't he did ask him he fucked him a shoulder
You pulled something we have a bruise
You can't live because of a bruise?
Yeah, because I usually live for like 450.
I gotta know that.
4.5 pounds?
450 pounds.
Yeah, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too.
You can see it.
No, I gotta show the problem to myself.
Yo, look at this thick ass bench.
What's this designed for?
We're just gonna dismiss it like that.
Okay, give me a rep or something.
This bench is like a canoe-sized bench.
Oh, this is a nice bench.
And this right here is going to be four.
And then you're going to go back down, and this will be five.
And then back down.
Six. Motherfucker.
Seven.
Eight.
Or up nine.
One more for the ten.
Ten.
I didn't even get a personal trainer!
Yeah!
I was!
Can you not train a personal trainer every day?
Oh, you got clients and shit?
Yeah, I did.
Name one?
Um, what's your name?
Carissa?
I'm Carissa.
I'm Carissa.
Okay, I believe you.
I believe everything you say, so...
I know.
You would never lie.
I wouldn't.
Who like this?
Who like this?
Wait, no, the mere rage like this, so...
No, not from my head.
No, you ain't here for me.
You ain't here for me.
Alright, let's go to the area with good connection, Chad.
It's a little...
...and damp and rainy in this bitch.
How we feeling today, Chad?
I'll be honest with you, bro.
I'm quite excited for this challenge.
I've never been in one with this many people,
but usually when it's like endurance challenges...
Okay, technically this is not an endurance challenge.
Like it's probably gonna be a long shoot, but
every time we've done an endurance challenge,
A&P, Beta Squall, whatever, I do well in O's.
But I feel like this is gonna be a little bit more RNG,
so I just have to be on top of my game.
I don't know when the shoot starts or whatever.
I guess whenever we end the stream,
that's gonna spark up, but we're about to go in there,
say hi to the rest of the streamers.
I feel like the athletic ones all
gravitated towards the gym,
and then the rest of them are all out here.
Y'all was chopping it up with the French niggers
in the back of the bus?
Mad cool, bro.
We was yapping about table tennis, all type of shit.
I beat one of the asses at, uh,
Iraqi, felt real good.
Real real good.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God, my actual nemesis.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
No, no, no, no.
Fuck!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Yo, that's how I get eliminated every time, bro.
That's how I get eliminated every time.
I know what that means.
How do you get back inside?
Oh, we're not allowed in this one.
That's the actual event.
No.
Fuck.
Yo, Jerm, they even fire get the subs really, bro.
W5 of the chat from the Jerm.
Ws.
What's up, guys?
Don't leak?
Okay, I asked what we can't show.
They said we can show everything.
Don't go upstairs,
cause all the employees and stuff are upstairs.
And then there was like one computer
he told us not to show,
might leak like internet like the IP and stuff like that yo John thank you for
the gift appreciate it sup fellas
yo no that's scary I know how that goes man I know how that goes bro
auto-friendly auto first thing is right here no I haven't where's it at okay I'll
probably like flippers like out there say less honestly I thought it was over
here that's how I walked over here
He wasn't on the bus, I was on it, I played it, I haven't seen him, and he knows Ray, so he's mad loud, so if he was here I feel like I'd see him.
I haven't seen Ray yet.
Where is Ray?
He might be, um, where I think he is, maybe.
But there was two buses though.
They're always late.
I know that's right.
That's not true.
The one A&P shoot Ray was at, he did not show up late, gang.
In fact, he was the second person there.
Ah, that's not true.
Sorry, I lied.
He is late all the time.
I do stream shit with him.
Usually anytime he's late, it's because
he didn't wake up yet.
Where's Senna?
I seen her earlier.
She's probably in here.
I can open that.
We'll just wait out in the rain.
No, it's not good.
If we had a backpack I'd be concerned.
Is this the entrance?
Maybe it's supposed to be open but somebody just closed it.
Yeah.
Yeah, we might as well go around.
Unless...
Yo, this is so crazy to me.
We got one warehouse and we're mad proud of it.
This thing has like seven triple XL warehouses and nuts.
Thank you man, I appreciate it.
What's up, man?
You're a new old agent C.
Is it cutting?
Chasin' saying that, yeah.
It might be a little delayed.
Okay, cool.
I'm surprised Emily's not here because I thought she had a main avenue yeah yeah you
You got a flash?
That one's a little too thick isn't it?
What?
What?
Alright.
What about the...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You're stuck!
You're stuck!
Why don't you believe I have ice cream?
Yeah!
Okay, we're gonna try the bloody...
I was done, I was done.
Still ever?
We gotta start switching engines, could you...
Just trying to come this way.
Sit down!
It's been so long!
It's been forever!
It's been forever!
It's been forever!
It's been for years!
Oh you followed it?
I'm gay, hello!
I see you guys see
Yeah, my chest and tell me to do it from mad long
I'll do it.
You can do it.
Okay.
I'm waiting, but do it.
I gotta get my or levels a little higher before I-
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
I wanna be- I wanna be-
Okay.
I wanna be- I wanna be-
Okay.
I wanna be-
Okay.
I wanna be-
Okay.
I wanna be-
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I wanna be-
Hold on, but I need a switch to um no I need a lot of switcher just trust me on this
One sec chat
Okay, it's allowed
We do, but we send it to Australia because we're doing our survival series out there.
So we're in some off right now.
So I don't have my main backpack and my backup backpack is out of work.
My backup backpack is out of order.
Out of order?
Yeah, yeah.
Is this one good?
Wendy!
How are you?
Are you over here?
Where we at?
You wanna hold this one?
Yeah, I can use that for chatting.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, whatever Sims are on that phone,
Garbage.
Genuine Garbage.
I can use that for chatting.
Two, two, two, two, two.
It's not even fucking logged in. Say goodbye.
Hey, can I get a chat phone?
Yeah. Hold on chat. Sorry. Sorry about that.
Right after this?
Switch.com slash agent zero zero.
We love on YouTube too, right?
You gotta tell me what you're doing.
Okay, I need a chat though.
I'm just about to pull it up. Yeah.
Say goodbye. It's okay. Maybe the mic is the problem.
They're still saying lag. Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God. Just let me know if it clears up.
What's the sound on there? What's the bit rate?
Okay, that's not bad at all. It's not bad at all.
here? It's open? Or it's locked?
Hogi!
Come on in. Excuse me. Excuse me. What up? How you doing? They need a green screen us
in Morocco. Let's go. I'm so with it. Do your room was very cozy by the
the way you're a book reader yes but these are the same books different books
are you live okay okay cool cool cool cool cool what you said you ever left
hopefully we never really know anything I want I did I've been taking shit from
So this is from Ludwigs, you know
They got real ones, like not the fake ones
Not the Lefufas
Oh, you fuck with that?
You're into the Lefufas?
Oh, you're a judgey like that, huh?
You're not a judgey
Enjoy?
You forgot you know friends
So you can talk to everybody
Wow
Yeah, teach me your French word
Go to that
What's up?
What's up?
I like to...
What's up?
Are we done?
We are friends.
Excuse me.
What's up?
What did you say?
Wee-wee.
You speak a lot of French.
What are you talking about?
That's one of the few phrases I know.
Why do you have a truck?
This is Ludwigs.
Ludwigs.
It's Ludwigs truck.
It's a...
Agent.
Agent, nice to meet you.
Agent Zero, nice to meet you.
Agent, how are you?
I'm really good, you?
Good, good, good, good.
You from France?
Oh, I didn't want to assume.
Yeah, I heard you say hello, Pouton, which is the...
Whoa.
What does that mean?
You don't know what that means.
Of course I do, I'm testing you.
OK, OK, there, I'm really French.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hello, Pouton.
Hello, Pouton, where are you?
I'm in the town.
I'm in the town for a year.
Yeah.
OK, can we talk?
Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
What does that mean?
Does that look a bad word?
Oh, that's just like chill.
Like chill, like what does that mean?
Like...
Whatever you wanted to be.
What am I saying?
Yo, what did you make me say?
I said, yo, we'll call back.
Oh.
Oh, you said you're into like, blue booze.
Oh, you really don't care.
So I gave you a term for somebody who like,
really doesn't care, you know?
Hey.
You sabotaged me.
Thank you, baby.
It's good to have you.
Guys, we will put you in.
Yo, Marcus, you look really good today, bro.
Yes, you do.
Yeah.
We're my friends, really good.
My really made friend.
We're my friends.
She's one of the bubbliest.
Sorry, you're my friend.
Yeah, we're like this today.
Who?
Us.
Everybody here.
Not a bad word in French.
Is that a bad word?
No.
She is one of the sweetest, like,
bubbliest girls I've ever met in my whole, like,
wee-wee.
It has a habit, like,
Oh, that's so sweet.
Thank you.
Thanks so much.
And I love your room.
Marcus, you are one of the most intellectual people
ever met in my entire life you are so like
Not really I met that from the bottom of my heart man. No appreciate it. You too man. You look good today. You look good
Yeah, it's like it's like it's like it's like I like your handle
You do it yourself?
Wait, do you like the brown one?
Oh, you got two tones.
That's fire.
I like the brown ones better, usually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like it like, compliment your skin.
I feel like you guys look good together.
As like, friends?
Yo, get from behind the camera!
camera. Okay I'll let you get back to it. We'll talk like maybe in the video.
Yeah. I think there will be some down shot. We can talk then. This definitely won't happen
but if we're both out early. That won't happen. Which we definitely won't be.
100%. Alright. Let's do it. Let's get at all. Let's get at all. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah, how you say sorry in French again?
I forget.
Um, oh shit, did I just give...oh, that's my phone.
Um, big trip man.
Uh, ooh, hey there.
You just casually so not so long walking around, man.
You know what?
Nah.
Just vibing, huh?
Just vibing.
Yeah, me too.
You want a truck?
It's all yours.
That's a pretty cool truck.
Yeah.
Thank you, man.
trucks by the way yeah he got it shipped in Japan he did yeah he told me when I
moved to LA he told me I put on my shit in my car I shipped my car to LA
there's yeah put it in my yard put it like in my life like it's it's fine I
like it's sure he's like yeah it's good it's exact same day it's like the day
that this got stolen some dude just came and took it right from there I heard
about that yeah yeah charge day anyway he would love that as a gift if you
maybe you wanted to give it to him yeah just think of something about
something about all right I'm gonna get out this area because the connection is
a little chop
I learned to learn to
Come here!
Huh?
Come here!
Sketch!
Yo, what are you all two doing?
We're just talking.
Hanging out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you talking?
What do you mean?
She's in a-
We are together.
That's gotta be an incel rhetoric, right?
It's gotta be an incel.
No, a- means it's like gang rhetoric actually.
Oh, gang rhetoric.
So your C's up for a city gang.
Sorry.
Whoa.
I'm like game I know you's affiliated
Now we're gonna have a conversation you'll love with story of change by the way
But it's still it's still fake diamonds though, I still think that's like these are real though
Right well, I don't believe anything you say anymore because if once fake wow
Oh do they know no, no, no, of course not I've never I've never said a lie in this year yet
Yes, man, you just started bro. I would hope so
Um.. we are not on teams because we are, we are not on teams.
No, I'm not none!
I just want it, we want this!
You just caught us off guard, cause we were miss combo.
I was fighting him over.
That's fine, that's fine, as long as, ok, truths.
My friend is your friend.
This is our sign now.
This is with too many people.
Yeah, this, oh, I like this.
Oh, that's how we know.
Oh, so when I walk by, I hit one of these.
We're team money, OK?
Oh, team money.
Wait, that's cool.
I like that.
That means if you get in the car,
I'm going to just go on the mark.
Oh, can't be the group's place.
Yeah.
I thought it was a gang sign.
I thought it was a gang sign.
Dude, whatever you want.
Why are you trying to be affiliated so bad?
I didn't want to.
That's why I'm here.
Why are you?
You want to be affiliated.
Yeah, you want to.
Come on, man.
You're trying to my seeds up.
Hey, let's jump right.
All right, bet.
We can gang bang.
Whoa.
Gang bang.
Gang bang.
Gang bang.
Can you go to the streets?
Is that what you are?
Can you go to the streets?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's the yeah for sure.
No, I did not mean it.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No.
I'm like, why would you not mean it?
You don't do what you were talking about.
No, no, my life, I met like,
I'm like king banger, I was like, you're so upset, you're a king banger.
Oh my god, I'm gonna walk away.
The PR is out the window today.
The PR is out the window.
Yeah, as soon as wild and everybody.
Hey, hey, hey, come here, come here.
We're gonna follow the drill bit.
She's dead.
She's not making it past the first five minutes.
She's just in fetal position.
Yep.
We're gonna keep going.
I said, I said to get up, man.
man get up we know what you meant but you just like you know my mind isn't
even that fucked up so like I wouldn't assume the worst but you don't know
anything about throwing up seas you ever been in the streets not sketch but in
streets. I'm so sorry guys. It's okay. Oh thank you.
Did you just get here to chat? I did. What are they saying? Throwing up seeds. I respect
your cripping. Okay. Look at this. W hand on Montana reference. Damn, damn, damn.
Yeah, you're basically in there.
That's how I got my girlfriend.
I was at the club and I did this.
She just saw the chain.
She was like, holy shit, who's this guy?
I said, I'm Richard Famous.
All right, bro.
Yeah, for sure.
Hey, man.
For sure.
Live long.
Not fast.
Yeah, crazy early spark today, Chad.
How we feel about our early spark?
It's a morning time, man.
Hope you all are doing well today.
Next couple of days, obviously we're
going to be here shooting a video.
Well, it'll be a couple of days, I guess,
if I make it far into the video.
But it's, huh?
I don't know what that is.
Let me see, brother.
Show me where it is.
Look, it's you.
Look, it's you.
And why are you walking like that?
You don't walk like that.
What if I pull that out right now?
Here's y'all with a trot.
I start a clip walking right now?
I would actually. Yeah, I would never put it beyond you. You're a gangbanger.
What'd you do? Who'd you see right now? Who'd you just get to seein'? Me?
Fry's, Monica. Fry's in a bag. Where we going?
Hey, dude, I'll see you later, come on.
Fries in a bag.
Where we going?
Yeah, I fucking love Tyler.
Tyler, Tyler.
What up, X?
Hello, man.
Hello, guys.
Hello.
Why is it so awkward?
What up, what up, guys?
What up, guys?
What up, guys?
What is Fries Me?
It's like a short form of, you know where the
Minecraft area is?
What?
Minecraft?
No.
Shit, okay. Does it exist? He works here. He works here. He don't know
Chill man, you what are you going to the same place? We're going to the minecraft. I heard it's a
Money
I'm good, bro
to the same spot oh this way yeah I think it might be that way I'll see
out there later I'm gonna go to the minecraft shit yo chat um why not say
W spot who's spot oh really how did they get that info who told him that
Oh, it's real. It's not even a troll. Oh fuck. Oh, this ain't SQC.
I'm real excited for today, man. I'm optimistic because I feel like I usually do well on
these type of things, but at the same time, this is not really going to be like any shit
we've tried before so I'll do my best I'm gonna try and watch film a little bit
more before maybe a couple more you say goodbye can we see speed I haven't seen
it myself I'll be honest with you so I don't know he's that it's a big
facility it's not it it's HQ oh they find a ball yet no oh they got them oh
nice nice nice okay I'll come back to play later that's far oh yeah you who you
play all right say that say that what up fellas how y'all doing man I like
Get your shirt in your hoodie.
What up, Gio?
How you doing, man?
What's up, man?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Where?
What's up, man?
Where's it at?
It's back here?
Hey, Doggo.
I see Gio, but no Ray.
You pass Ray?
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Where?
Oh!
Oh, I fucked right past!
You okay?
I was like talking about getting together.
Yo, what happened?
That straight?
Oh no, yeah, we're just talking about boxes over there.
Tight shit.
Damn, I walked in some shit. Fuck.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Hey, that was cool, bro.
No, that's not good.
Yeah, okay.
How you been, bro?
I'm all right, man.
Yeah, can't be too mad.
You're fasting right now?
Yeah, I'm fasting.
Oh, I have bronchitis.
What is that?
Infection.
Oh, so you're not fasting?
Yeah.
You're called up here?
It's also contagious.
We're fashion.
I'm scared.
I'm just, I'm just, my asthma is fast.
Wait, is it contagious?
No, it's, I have asthma.
OK, OK, that's fine.
I'm taking the one meal from you, bro.
I don't know, I'm just, I'm just,
You're taking away the one mill for me
No, he might be to me after the boxing might be too much
Yo, we could put up the whole park
What's the problem?
Like, we get someone to pay, winter tits it up
Why you looking like you like...
You want to fight him?
Huh?
He went on a podcast sitting on the box
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Huh?
What?
You see what's up?
You talking about that shit?
Brother you're the one that won the podcast, I said!
I'm here right now!
I shit.
Oh my god.
Yo bro, you're the one that won the podcast, you said yo, it's box.
That's box right now.
You just said you don't want to do it!
You say you don't want to do it, you say, I don't want to do it, later.
Shit, I don't know right now what you did.
I just, I just asked and you said no, no, no, no.
I say later, I say right now, I run the wall.
Brother what are you talking about?
You run the wall!
Right now!
I run the wall!
What's going on?
Now, put your hands forward.
Why are you looking at me like that, bro?
You're not like that.
You know you don't fuck with me, bro.
You know you don't fuck with me, bro.
Brother, I don't know how to call you.
It's cool, bro, just for me.
I don't know what to say.
I'm putting some brain cells talking to you, brother.
Brother, you're afforded a change to it.
I don't understand what you're saying.
It's hard.
Put this again. You might be the spy.
I'm the spy.
Now, where's the spy coming from?
I know you got some company behind you and shit.
I know it's me, bro. I swear to God.
You got it. Now, let's hand it to you.
What?
You came out of nowhere.
Yeah.
From Taiwan to here.
How?
How?
You got your shit out there.
You went 7-Eleven.
That's crazy.
7-Eleven is a great place.
Don't you own it?
7-Eleven?
My family doesn't own it here.
Yeah.
Agent, really bro, if I make up, you know what?
I'm not gonna give up.
You got to even say nothing!
Look at him!
Look at him!
We all have a face!
We all have a face!
If Mr. B knows what he's doing, he's gonna put you up against each other in the video.
Yo!
Hey, no. What up, Gingo?
Yeah, he's thinking it's about the Bs.
Yeah.
I gotta wait a minute.
Yeah, you said that.
Alright, good. Take your time, bro.
One minute time, alright.
That's good.
Much better.
It's okay.
Are you...
Oh, man.
Says you, brother.
Says you. Come in next.
In the club and the mall.
I don't need confidence.
You and Sisi are like, you're sad.
I'll give you a chance.
And what do you think you look?
You think you look good?
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I'm much more handsome.
I'll tell you a question.
I love you, bro.
Nah, real shit.
I ain't never seen a nigga stand on business like that,
bro.
You might be my security moving forward.
You know, in this world, this thing is not even streaming.
This thing is not even streaming.
He just said, hey, come on.
You should really fight over it, though.
But you might look at pay if you go and fight again.
I'm not gonna play more than one meal, I'm not.
I just got a little bit of a crush on Ray.
Come back there.
I'm gonna spend the whole shit.
Word! You looked around you?
I used to, yeah.
Oh, you used to yesterday?
Oh, yeah, I seen a Snapchat.
Were you gonna drive?
I was gonna drive, but I found out it was nine hours.
That thought it was six hours game.
So, we ended up flying.
I got here at like 2 a.m.
So, I'm a little faded.
Anyway,
Hey man, look between us man, A&P, Clover
You're family bro
Yeah bro, opportunity comes bro
Like this
You gotta be a team, can't stay together
You gotta separate and then start 48
Nah, yeah, yeah, wait, hold on, don't do the 48 shit though
Because if niggas think you're 48, they're gonna pack you up
But just like, stay out the way, let them pack each other up
Let them niggas pack each other up
Because you ever never pack us up. You never pack us up
Okay, so whatever it's like I even tell a state of the wise
I like that yeah, I like that I like it a lot
Of course of course of French niggas can't fight table tennis and it all nice to let it occur that well fuck it up
Damn, look at the drama on day one.
They're really nice.
Nah, they're demons.
Yeah, they are.
But that might be, I don't know if his curve is just nasty.
It is.
yo he told me he played for a club yeah no he said I believe him now he said
he was nice I believe him
yo chair should I hop in there or am I getting slaughtered
I'll put out your mouth agent.
Yo, let me get you one time after he's done.
Alright.
Not yet, not yet.
Now you're done.
Yeah.
Alright, Ted.
All my days playing at the...
All right, Chad, all my days playing at the...
Wait, wait, wait.
Little too much dip on my chest.
I'm gonna tip on my chip. What we going to?
To to?
The the
Does that count?
Alright
Does that count?
How do you guys feel?
How do you guys feel?
The ball is slippery.
I don't know why I should have went backhand.
Oh, oh, it's up to seven?
OK, GG, GG, GG, GG.
Oh, win by two.
OK.
To do it?
I didn't do too bad.
No, no.
I didn't do too bad, bro.
That guy is more than he was.
No, he told me.
He was talking to me about Marty Sapim on the bus.
Oh, really?
Yeah, he was.
Yeah, I get down.
He said, in fact, he told me he played in a club.
Yeah.
And I said, like, on a team?
And he's like, no, you played by yourself.
And I was like, no, I know, but I'm on a team.
And then there was a, he understand, I just meant like,
I know what you meant.
Yeah.
I ain't seen eight different new flavors of this piece.
I don't have a different one.
The caramel one, right?
Yeah.
I think that's the new one.
All right, ones.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Have you been eating them?
Yeah.
I've been spamming them.
All right, but not too much.
Not too much, man.
Not too much.
Man, did we say that?
Everybody?
You do your thumbs?
Yeah, I did.
You just got back from that?
Yeah.
Are you streaming or not?
Ah, where's the camera?
Oh, we sent our camera to Australia.
We're going to Australia.
We're going to Australia.
Travel the world, bro.
Soon, soon, soon.
There you go, champ.
We got a chance to get to Australia.
We got chat um, all right, let me talk to you on this real quick. Oh
It's a love sack. All right chance to look okay
My first ever mr. Beast video. I'll be honest with you all niggas. I saw briefcases earlier and
I'm in shambles. I know what that looks like for me straight RNG
So here's my game plan for the video wants to shit start. Okay. I'm gonna stay completely out the way
I'm not look, I'm cool with everybody. I don't got no problems when they don't like that
You feel me there's gonna probably gonna be some twists and stuff like that
I rewatched the 50 youtubers video just to see like what they might pull up with and there's a good chance they might do like
Mike something
I'm retired
It's good now check
W5 who did it who did it who did it who did it who did it
Are we going that way?
Alright.
Who did it?
Who did it?
Who did it?
Who did it?
As long as Nicko's not there, I haven't seen Nicko yet.
So we probably are good, bro, I'll be honest.
We probably are good.
Jess, yo, Jess, you've been showing mad love.
We appreciate that.
Seriously.
Hey, agency, I'mma hold it down for y'all.
Look, what they told us is that we're winning this for our fans.
So it's gonna be a hell of a mob payday.
Yeah, yeah, I'll get it.
Yeah, my phone yeah, I'm being bad lazy
It's going yo we we are getting paid we are getting paid
I'm really excited. I don't know what the amount is they didn't tell us much about the actual video itself yet
so I
Think I'm gonna try my best
You know what it is. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking try hard when it comes to shit like this game
So I'm gonna try my best. I'm gonna sweat it out
But I don't know this this can be very orangey. So it's right place right time right place right time
And you know what I'm saying, not having too many enemies.
And you good, bro.
Come here.
Yo gang, when I see courage, that's the only man here
that I will be done for, bro.
He's spun me twice in NASCAR credit series.
Here's the reason me and Ray did not win $100,000.
So, when I see Courage JD, what's up, bro?
If they say you can eliminate one person, what's up?
He's packed.
I'm gonna stay away from briefcases, that's my strategy.
Who's there?
I mean, you see the names around.
These are the people that's here.
You got a sale on the way every like every two seconds he has a little snake
we'll leave you here now yeah
can you make sure everyone is behind me?
cut it off, cut it off, cut it off
don't make that stream of shit, alright?
it ain't as cold as game
you're from fucking Syracuse, T.O.
I'm a meme
you're a meme
that's not all, that's not all
what is a meme, what is that?
you're really shivering, bro
put a jacket on
no, so who's back there?
Courage. Courage. Courage. He cost me a hundred thousand.
What do you mean what? He cost us a hundred thousand? Courage!
Courage? Oh yeah. Courage!
No, the comments that call of duty commentator turned streamer.
Fortnite.
Courage. Courage. Courage. Courage. Courage.
Oh, I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.
I don't know what we're back doing, but I haven't seen it.
Who's there?
You should be on the same page with me.
He costed a hundred bands, bro.
You should have a lot of people.
I think he has a lot of...
Ugh, smell funky.
I think he has a lot of people.
I think he has a lot of, ugh, smell funky.
Oh, I know who Ray's gonna backdoor.
Nah, I think about it.
Nah, I think about it, I know who he's gonna backdoor.
Oh, and this area, right?
Hey, hey, is there a, that's to meet you, huh?
That's to meet you, that's to meet you, huh?
Hello.
Oh, double, you need to, double, you need to.
That's fine, that's fine.
Oh, we should probably, yo, check, let me know if it F's,
but you should be straight here.
I have the most day here, let's stay here
You're going to get a massive view on this part
Yea, yea, yea, yea, that area is a little bad
That's a big, big difference
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right, so we might be fine
I'll just make a call
You're inside, bro
On God is calling, you know who's calling
On God?
I'm going to find some good
You're not calling, you all know you're not calling
I can't be called
Hey, let me keep it, before we beat him, let me beat you, so you can see this.
No, not Hollywood, short low.
All right.
Come on, it's game.
Oh, twins.
I don't see them, bro.
I'm trying to win at them.
I don't see them.
Go to that game.
Ready at them?
Hey, together now.
Brother.
Oh, look, he's back on.
I don't see him, bro.
I don't see him, bro.
We don't play CS going.
Oh, shit.
That one right there.
Stay tight.
OK.
Look the look the look the look the look the look.
Look, look, look, look at that.
Man, man, man, man.
Come on, come on, come to the line.
He's gonna slide you.
Boom.
Now I don't believe you're here, snipping in here.
That face you're making is a little funny, funny.
No, that's funny, funny, bro.
That's funny, funny.
At least we want to be at least
gotta work together to make things.
These ain't fly all the way all the way.
You know what niggas better get in.
You know who we're back to already?
What?
Lacy.
What?
Oh yeah, Lacy first.
He ain't gonna go first.
I'm not going first.
Hey, we're in alliance today.
Oh yeah.
Come on.
Oh, we?
Yeah.
We're in alliance.
Who established that?
I know.
Uh.
I'm not going to help you.
Get in alliance, y'all.
Who's the one saying somebody else wants some money, bro?
No, it's us as a team.
It's us.
All right, if he be like, hey, honey.
100 bands, hit the button.
You take 100 bands, but everybody in the circle
is eliminated.
Yeah, I want a million.
100.
I was taking that.
I was thinking about it, but I'm not taking that.
We got a million on our minds.
We got a million on our minds.
$500,000, we might take that.
How's it going, Rick?
How you feeling, bro?
Yeah.
I feel like we're clogging up the hallway, let's step aside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mark, you can't clog up the hallway.
Yo, Chad, let me know if the connection's clear.
Let me know if the connection's clear.
We switched phones, so this one should have a little bit better connection in this area.
Is everybody in here still in their rooms, or what?
I think these are like the green screen rooms.
they created everybody's rooms like screened up look come on set aside that's
so crazy like if you sit sit down to your Marlins room bro
yo bro it's a fucking mess in his room Jesus it's a goddamn mess oh
Where's the uh...
Yeah, f**king bro.
I just didn't want to get in his way.
Come on, you're not far from me.
F**k!
You're not far from me.
You're rage!
You can't find a f**king car.
I love you.
You can't fit it up.
You can't fit it up.
What's going on?
This ain't nothing.
What are you doing?
What's going on?
What's what?
Spray?
This is a best fit.
I'm not gonna lie, Rachel looks good.
I'm just wearing a sh**.
Hey, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They coming.
Yo, Chet, I'm gonna tell my best to fast today.
I'm gonna be honest, there's a world where I just can't do it.
But, right here.
Even on the days where I feel like I can't do it, I at least try.
I think the only day I won't fast this month, I know for a fact I won't be able to, is in Australia.
The day we do the survival series. I know for a fact that day I'm coming.
And it's going to be dangerous.
But every other day this month, we're going to go till we can't.
Well, I think we're just going to go till we can't.
Yeah, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, it's B is here.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
What up, bro?
Good to see you.
I'll see you, though.
I ain't forget about you.
Courage.
Ah, there's a couple of things me and you have to, uh, we got, uh...
Me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're playing on me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I remember, man, I have vivid memories of losing $100,000, man.
Oh, you got me confused with, uh, brain.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think it was that it was the final race, the second
last lap, and it was a spin, you know what I'm saying, so I was pedal to the metal, we
were riding bumper, bumper, bumper, and next you know, you slowed down a little bit and
No, the first the first week you did
Well, but yeah that in the very beginning when we're all fucking bumper cars. Yeah, but the last week it's still happy
No, the last week was some bullshit. I wanted to be straight up
Ray was crashing like crazy in there
Yes, he was Ray Ray would never hey
Is you think to get pay a rage
Nigga was trying to blame you by the way, but what stop in the middle of the racetrack
He's saboteurs
I saw I was behind them
I didn't know was you I'm like your court fucking took somebody out gay
There's money
I'm glad I'm glad I'm winning oh the hundred thousand dollars. Yeah. Yeah, that shit hit my account last week
I've been meaning to say what car should I buy next to oh
100,000 you probably can't get the one you want
You got a YouTube deal you got 20 Amazon account bro, I got three you two deals
What yeah we did all right we did all right this year yeah 15 20 m's in there bro just
sitting there good for you bro good for you man yeah I'm gonna smoke your shit
I doubt it.
I highly doubt it.
I don't want to get my ass called up.
Wait, you didn't even call me.
Take the phone out for me, dude.
Take the phone out for me, dude.
Take the phone out for me, dude.
Ah, man.
I'm going to get my fucking camera.
Is that how you shoot?
No, you do it like that.
Hold tight.
Okay, yeah.
I don't think we're going to have a shooting event like that, though.
Well, though, not.
Yeah.
Last YouTuber challenge, didn't they do, like, hit a free throw and win a fan of Cybertruck
that you missed?
That was the first challenge. Yeah. Yeah, you can be out you can literally out ten minutes. If you wanted to
I heard like Marco over came one time. Yeah
Good luck guys, yeah, man. Hopefully you guys, you know make it to the end. Hey, just know
And I'm sorry
Just like, wanna retaliate.
Okay, please do.
If you don't want to retaliate,
someone bring it up here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just gonna get fucking taken out by the shins
and stuff like ACLs on four.
Nah, I'll never do that.
I'll never do that, I'll never do that.
Anyway, see you guys in the circle.
See you there.
Or a cube.
Circle, cube, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you haven't lost me any money,
Chief, were you good?
You straight!
Me?
You put the fries in yet?
No, I'm not straight.
Yeah.
What's all they talking about?
Yo, what the fuck is this thing that you're not streaming?
That's what I'm wondering.
Why are you just walking around like an NPC?
I don't know.
Where is your stream camera?
That's a great question.
It says a rover.
It says fucking rover.
Well, how far do you live?
It's up and over here.
What's your problem with my game?
What's that question?
All the streamers, come over here.
Right, right, right, right.
Oh, we might have to end stream.
What time is it?
Your agency just know if we get eliminated I try my absolute best. I'm not half-assed of shit
We're about to go into the cube. All right, are you ready?
Yes. All right. Hey, can you repeat except people in the back here?
Yes.
All right everybody follow me in the cube. Come this way.
Okay
That's how it starts
$1,000,000!
Yeah, we're getting paid, we're getting paid, we're getting paid, weee!
It's actually kind of small, I'm not going to lie, what's small?
50 people?
Oh, there's the cube.
50 people, yeah.
You know, we can go, we can go, we can go, oh, sorry, I was going to say it swear
Yeah, yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, just get out the friends like I say
Yeah, we can go dick to butt. It's no big deal
So lazy big am man some million dollars in cash like a chain
Whole a whole lot of ones a whole lot of ones a lot of ones
And okay, look look look look look look I did ask like school around. I don't got beef with nobody
We should be good chat. I
I don't have beef with nobody. Damn this production looks crazy. That's a big-ass light above us the biggest fucking light
Yeah, now I'm nervous to stop you stop cut it out
Yo, it's really am like a whole em
I'm like I imagine if you had like a hundred viewers and you win this video
And you could split.
Imagine if that's not Matt's aura.
No, no, imagine that every 100 viewer
would leave it like what, 10,000?
What's the math?
Yeah, 10,000, everybody.
Everybody watching the stream.
10K, 10K, 10K, 10K, 10K, 10K, 10K.
That's fire.
Oh no!
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, are you ready to be stuck in a cube?
Yes, I am.
Wait, I love it.
Thank you, I love it.
That's what I said.
I'm very nervous because now I'm realizing
it's real, this year, were you?
Yeah, we are inside the cube.
Wait, I'm nervous.
Yeah, yeah, we have to have an alliance. Oh, no, I know you did that to 30 other measures. No, you probably have
Yeah, you look like a
About the trap your favorite streamer inside of this cube
And which I want these last will witness
Hey, you can do me a favor. We say goodbye to your viewers next time you see your streamer
It's time to cook up agency pull up agency pull up
All right, I've been in this position a couple times in the past
Obviously not for a million dollars for 10,000. I'm a second place demon, but today's 50 people bro
We're locked in agency if I come back with a cheddar
just know we might throw like a we might have like a mob
vacation or some shit like that get everybody paid do a whole bunch of
competitions I'm gonna feel like Mr. Beast for once
I'm excited to for I'm gonna try my best at a little bit of R&D involved but
there's no always at least a little bit of R&D involved as long as as long as
If this tourist gets out I'm good.
That's all I need, I'm good.
It's like $50, bro.
Huh?
It's like $50.
Really?
What?
I know, but it's $50.
What, that right now?
It's probably like $29.
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, dude.
Yo, let me see the stakes, dude.
How much is that?
How much is that?
Two.
Oh, man.
I'll raise it real quick.
You should have done what Ray did.
I'm not this bitch
Thanks for watching a really really
Thanks for watching the early spark man, um
Wish me luck
Oh, I just realized I can't end it cuz I don't have my phone
Hey champ, we're back
There was out home but we're back though
When the field on switch up
Yeah, I would never switch up on you bro
10
Yeah
Let me see if we're still alive.
I might have to take the phone.
Let me talk to these niggas if we're still alive.
It's like an LED ground.
I guess we didn't do the outro the way we wanted to, but I usually turn it off on
the...
Okay, all right. Let me finish my final words
Now this would be epic to win
This nigga Chris already playing bro
All right, if you guys haven't already,
fill your streams, and let's send the camera people out.
Yo, drop the fucking agency E-Mode in the chat.
The big blue agency E-Mode.
If you don't have it, it's because you're not followed.
And I'm gonna see you guys.