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In fact, I went to sleep that's how tired I was I don't want to be awake no more
So I went to sleep then I woke up and then now I'm here and then I went in the fridge
No troll this give me some shit chat. You won't believe what happened. I open the fridge
there's no food bone so I just ate chips and I'm here but it's like it's like
damn there's no food those hundred my fastboats no food I didn't realize I
had to prepare I didn't realize I had to prepare
I don't believe you're on my stream I would like to say cover having a
cookout tell them niggas to bring me food bro because they take all the food
from the AP fridge it's time wait hold on before I say that whatever they
actually cooking that's what matters most and are they the ones cooking it
that's super important I don't want anybody I don't want to eat nothing
and put his hands on, bro.
If Raid came even close to it,
I don't wanna touch that neither.
But if it's a chef,
ha!
I might slide down there for some food.
I'm being so dead ass.
Cause it was either that or I ordered Chipotle right now
on, and you know what, you know,
I don't wanna open that door.
And I didn't wanna push the stream 45 minutes
because I didn't wanna go grab some food.
So I jaded like I ate a Kit Kat
and then two ruffles, two small bag of ruffles.
A core power thing I called it a day.
So that's been my eats for today.
Nobody make fun of me.
That had none to do with me.
I genuinely was mind blown.
There was no food in the fridge.
That never happens, bro.
On a regular basis, I can remember
what's like off of the onus.
I see all the pictures of the 10 of the mic.
One of the streets chattened so we ended up
in Sydney, and then it's all down.
You can go and drop my ID.
I know who won, nigga!
I know who won, chat.
I know who won.
But you'll never hear it from me though.
But you'll never hear it from me.
I would be the biggest L-Mans of all time if I said it.
Anyway, that being said, it wasn't us.
So again, let's all take a moment of silence
to acknowledge the million dollars
that we did not come back with.
All right.
Let's put it back on.
Thank you guys for, hey, actually I noticed there was a couple of people in the chat screaming,
ah, my eyes during the moment of silence.
Let's try that again.
of silence.
Weird, there's like more people this time than last time.
There's more people.
Stop flexing it.
Are you accusing me of flexing my forehead right now?
Is that what's happening?
Bro, what?
How do you even do that?
Hello, this is Elsie with your daily in-game news.
Today, the Knicks set the Spurs 11-game win streak
114 to 89.
11!
Get in the world's top 10 to 117 to 108,
while Chicago beat the Bucks 120 to 97.
Jalen Brunson leading as the top scorer for the day so far.
Okay, thank you for that, bro.
Thank you for that.
It was on 11-game win streak?
Goddamn!
I got the two gifts up for you right here,
if you tell us who won.
Bro, you know who's gonna watch the video
of everybody just from around saying who won game.
Imagine, yo, I'm not gonna lie,
if I shot a video that probably cost me $3 million to shoot
from all the travel, all the money that was put up,
all the production, and then fucking Agent Zero
went on stream and sold the result,
I genuinely, no troll, I burned down his house, bro.
Yo, Jess, thank you so much for the five gift
I appreciate that W gorgeous Jess in a chat
She's here
He should have streamed it
Yeah, buddy
You're not everything got to be streamed you heard not everything got to be streamed sometimes
Sometimes something doesn't have to be sure and this is true guys when you go to the bathroom for example
Nobody ever thinks I should have streamed that shit right certain things. Just leave it off the stream
Hey, you should strong turn in the UK and we'll stop pulling you for your forehead
Don't tell me you gave up on Resident Evil already, you non-gaming ass nigga.
Um, yo by the way, our biggest expense with tone by far is shipping costs, by far, by
far, by far, by far, and I think y'all underestimate, um, how challenging it is to step toe-to-toe
with some of these personal care brands
that have like genuine cheap labor, bro.
I'm not gonna say who's making it,
but it's not easy, bro.
It's not easy.
It's not easy at all.
So like, we're trying to keep our costs down.
That's currently why we're like just stuck in America.
I wonder what else do we do, bro?
We gotta get our costs down somehow
and we're not gonna do that.
We're not gonna do that.
So the best way to do it is just volume
and we've been crushing it.
So I'm hoping it starts coming down
and Canada soon and then UK soon.
and then you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
you know, D-Rose, thank you for the five hit the subs.
We appreciate that.
Appreciate that.
Answer the question.
Am I trippin' or did I not answer it
like really thoroughly right there?
D-Rose, thank you so much for the five.
I appreciate it.
W's.
I think it was obvious when the stream was gonna leak.
More streams are different.
I know, but look, here's what's happened already.
I've seen like three clips of streamers saying things
that just wasn't true, bro.
So they're gonna muddy the water with a whole bunch of not real takes
Then I heard I seen a few things. I'm like, bro, that didn't happen
They didn't have it all bro, so
Even if somebody somebody might say who on but they might not be whatever
You don't matter who the fuck give a fuck bro watch the video when the shit come out gang like
Show came out would you wanna fucking stranger on the subway to tell you what happened?
Would you want to watch cinema? I don't know Monica like huh?
Yes, are you coming to South Australia agent? Whereabouts are you camping in Australia?
You should do a meet-up in Andalade South Australia
Yeah, let's talk about Australia. Oh, no, we're gonna talk about Australia. We're gonna talk about Australia
You can't distract us. What is off-streams are my favorites?
It might slow down or I'm not directly answering questions, bro.
What do I keep saying shit like to stop distracting money?
I can't more after him.
I'm done.
Oh, the resident evil one.
We played yesterday.
I am TJ X Reba.
You called me to read for the other day.
I will find you and you will see how I raised in my son.
You almost think it's pissing me off.
Bro, his name is TJX Reaper, mad I call him Reaper.
Nigga, take it out your name, bro.
Name yourself TJ, TJ, TJ, TJ.
Then I can't miss.
Resident Evil, I don't know,
do I need to make a comment on it?
I don't, what the fuck y'all expect me to say, bro?
I'm about to go to a different country really soon, bro.
I'm not even thinking about Resident Evil right now.
I'm gonna be playing Resident Evil in real life.
I'm gonna go toe-to-toe with all the goddamn bugs and monsters in Australia, bro
I'm not thinking about the fake resident evil man. I got I'll be honest
And I
Let me just say that you know what we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there, but I'm really excited for that
Yeah, I think we're gonna play different game today
Huh
You guys want me to play right even just so you can say L game or when I don't do the right thing every
What's talking about
Daddy you will always be better than you you will person bring Duke back to stream
Yo, bro, let the nigga do his thing, bro
Damn
Yo, bro, is he not allowed to eat like live a life, bro
Does he always have to spark a stream for you like is it okay for him to go experience something?
Like, is it so bad?
Oh, he's not?
Okay, okay.
How about you go tell him that?
How about you gain the courage, huh?
How about you untuck your dick?
Grote, like hold your ball sack in your hand,
gain the courage to tell him that yourself.
You're telling me because you're scared of him.
You wouldn't see that to him, bro.
You're scared of him.
That's why you don't want to say it to him.
I know what it is.
You can't fool me.
I know what it is.
And why are pissing me off in TTS today, bro?
your agents when you're gonna change that pubic hair
above your lip.
You mean the mustache?
Who calls it that?
Misha, thank you so much for the five gift subs.
I appreciate it.
W Misha in the chat, W five gift.
I don't, y'all pissing me off today, gang.
I don't know what to say.
Roll call?
Yeah, you're right.
But the problem is, how come you send me 2TS?
Hey boy, y'all about to get scared, man.
You're such a good boy.
I'm not going to fall for that.
That's too obvious.
That rage bait is too obvious.
I'm not falling for that.
No, I don't care what you say.
Like, that's not going to affect me.
Did you have fun?
Yo, what's got me?
Oh god, John's got me. Oh god.
Oh god, there he is.
Good boy. Don't talk. Keep still.
Uh, that's, you not can, you not can get me with that. That's too, that's too obvious. It's way too obvious.
Agent, you're sock lint by the end. I need a rinse of light for the week, maybe, and one dose in there to love you, my dindin poo.
What are you saying? My sock lint? What is that?
What are you talking about, bro?
Did you free Rosie?
Yes?
Is he allowed to escape to Australia with you?
I wouldn't actually take Rosie all the way to Australia.
Santa's going to be vlogging herself.
Stop gaslighting us all so much should get compensated for your $1 million loss.
Okay, technically I never got it, so I didn't lose it.
I just lost out on the opportunity.
That's not the same thing, bro.
That's obviously not, no, you lost it.
And you just say you'll know the game one.
Yeah, bro, I'm not lying.
For me to be, like, I don't know what it takes for me to be a gamer no more, bro.
Like, if I play games every day, it's still not a gamer.
Like, I don't know what to say.
I don't even know what to say.
Do I have to marathon every game I play?
Every game has to be a marathon
I'm throwing this dollar in 100 pennies virtually at you shake some for me, please and thank you. I don't know no
Okay, one more TTS globe. Please just stops any of them stops anyone
I'm proud of how hard you're working
Thank you for your dedication and passion with streaming. I hope you're doing well in all aspects
Maybe you and your team have a safe time to live from Australia
That's what I'm talking about. That's a good TTS everybody. Glee day. Who said that?
Too bad it's been muddy by all these. Oh these fucking trolls
All right
But I was never never appreciate you bro. I
knew it was you I
Knew for a I knew it was you me online. All right. Let's um
There's a nigga in the chat that said loss 100k to courage in 1 million.
Okay, ban that nigga from the chat, please.
I don't want to be invited to no more competitions that involve money, bro.
Yo, it's the first turn up on.
I didn't notice.
Yo, it's the first thing I'm on!
I didn't notice!
I'm muting TTS. Do not say that, bro.
Hey, bro, you know what that means?
Right, Jack?
You're yank, man!
You're prime!
It's just refresh!
You know what the fuck that means?
Yo, Money Rackers, they gonna suck a lot.
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Well, we failed the Arctic once.
Am I nervous as fuck as fuck as fuck, bro.
Snakes, scorpions, all the venomous spiders, kangaroos, wild dogs.
I don't know a little insect little itty bitty harmless insect could kill you. I don't know
I don't know this place is like it's a it's a zoo bro like I'm gonna be honest with you
So yeah, we're we'll we'll do our best though, we'll do our best and
That being said, you know if I am successful there is a couple places. I really wanted to go out there
The ferrida actually is a couple places that would need me to go for a very long time
And now I got an excuse to do it. It's gonna be very hot out there
It's probably the only it's the hottest place on earth right now
Yeah, I don't I don't think there's gonna be another stream before we
before I travel out there and
Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited, but I'm nervous though. I'm behind just keeping it bugger. I'm super super nervous about it
Like I can't control wildlife
You know, I can't tell a snake not to pull up on a stream
I can't stop a kangaroo from kicking the whole goddamn base down. I can't bro
No, you just got to live with it try and protect yourself from it and
That's what we're gonna try and do man. So wish me luck chat. It's gonna be the second one
You feel me and I'm gonna tell you this
If we are successful, if I go to Australia and I survive, then the next step is the truly,
the one I'm truly petrified of, the Amazon Jolly.
That one we're already working on because it takes a ton of prep.
What could I say about the Amazon bro I'm overcoming my fears let me tell you that
much this can be like a fucking fear factor for me all right it probably got
undiscovered species yeah you know I don't want to be the guy to discover new
species I'm gonna leave that up for all the the maias of the world man let them
do that you know I like to be there to learn about it once it's been discovered
and we know what it can and can't do to me I'm more of that type of guy man
How about you discover one
Anyway
Anyway, it's gonna be a good stream. We're gonna do some reacts. That's so many reacts
Udy-y drop then Mr. B's drop the second channel vid and then after that
I really want to react to this 14 of the most deadliest animals in Australia
You know, we could learn a little bit about it. They didn't went to get once we get done doing that
Um, I figured out I might as well just do a cheer list of the animals whether or not I think I could take one and
I don't know much about a lot of these animals, but I imagine
I'm gonna be okay. Okay after we get them doing that. We're gonna hop in discord
We're not doing it. We're not doing a conventional confessions today. Okay, Loki kind of like the amp video
We're gonna do a worse person ever so people you're gonna have to come in anonymously
And you're gonna tell us the worst thing you ever did
and we're gonna see who the worst person in the agency is.
All right, then after that, we're gonna play some games.
I'm not sure if we're gonna play,
I might play a group game,
or we might end up playing schedule one.
I haven't quite decided yet,
but we'll go based off of flow, all right?
So it's gonna, well, all I have to say,
it's gonna be a good assuring you, Chad.
It's gonna be a good assuring, you feel me?
Sorry about the late sport, but I just genuinely,
if I sparked up, y'all would have been like,
damn, what's wrong with you, agent?
And I would have been like, I'm a zombie, bro.
Like, I was mad tired, all right?
I was mad tired.
Oh, and Reddit, Reddit, Reddit.
I really wanna do Reddit today
because if this is my live stream before we're out,
then yeah, I wanna make sure we knock that out
so we can, you know what I'm saying?
And then the next thing we need to, you know what I'm saying?
AI, are you saying I'm AI?
Or do you think I'm artificial?
Why are you saying that in the chat?
At a curiosity.
Are you thinking about AI?
Are you having some AI thoughts?
Oh, I'm AI.
Okay, you're retorted.
UdyDrop, will she cheat or stay loyal around male models?
UdyLoltyTest, the loyalty test that we put together
today is actually crazy.
You look a little nervous.
Yeah, a little bit, not too much.
I need a little shot, that's what I need, though.
I should have brought a shot with me.
We set up hidden cameras and microphones
around this crazy nice house to help Angel find out
if his girlfriend was loyal to him or not.
We'll just call her Mela.
So sending to Decoy,
how far are you comfortable with him begging him?
How far are you?
put it to the test and just apply some pressure, you know?
Our plan was to get M.A.K. here under the guise of a photo shoot.
A little game, just like a low start shoot.
Then he will begin coding with her and eventually ask me for a name.
All one of the people who are just watching.
What do you want to put it to the test?
Just because I've been in the shoot for like about a year or so now,
I'm in that environment with a lot of models and stuff like that.
A time-matter, two models here and then.
Okay.
So, I know how they do, so I do want to make sure people like...
One more time I add me to this.
I just want to remember insurance and put it to the test and hopefully, you know,
I got hope, I think she'll do that.
Oh Emma passed her elaborate test, oh she given to her decoy and cheated on her man.
Hold on.
Given to her decoy...
Y'all niggas have hair on your thighs, chat?
Anybody else in the chat got hair right here?
Really?
Decoy and Cheat on her man.
Really?
Nah, I really don't have hair nowhere bro.
Alright, everybody is set up.
You know what? No one right by it.
Signing here in the control room.
We're just waiting for them to arrive guys.
They should be here any minute now.
Angel would be bringing his girlfriend
to this house at 11 a.m.
He told her that he was gonna be delivering a Lamborghini
for a full-time brand of furniture.
Since he was gonna be driving the car,
he needed a ride back.
So we asked her to come with him.
What do you think of the plan?
You think it's believable?
You're pretty sure you can get her there?
You think she'll be free?
Yeah, 100% I'll make it happen for sure.
And then as far as the Lambo goes,
do you think he could source a Lambo?
Or do you want help?
I'll make it happen for sure.
Just make sure you source Lambo.
Build up a whole Valentine's Day shoot.
Angel arrives with Lambo, ahead of schedule, but no big deal.
Alright, here we go, guys. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Lambo is here.
Jeez. Wait, was she at work?
The Lambo's here for what the hell?
Oh, is this her? Oh, she's right there, damn.
Yes, for a second I thought we had an issue,
but as planned, Emma was following right behind Angel.
He's here.
Hello? Okay, I'll be coming out right now.
Her aunt steps outside to take delivery of the Lamborghini rental.
Like I said, she's pretending to be the photoshoot manager.
Supposedly she's the one who contacted Angel to put the car.
Hi!
Angel?
Miranda, nice to meet you.
So in real life, Angel works in the music industry.
He's been working with some pretty big names for about a year now,
which means he's got access to nice things.
Hopefully Emma believes that Angel really is renting this out for a friend.
I mean, she's got no reason not to.
He's always around these things.
Steak houses, nice cars, and of course, models.
It was just another regular day.
Hopefully Emma wouldn't suspect a thing.
This is gonna be our first shot.
My first shot.
Yeah, it's perfect.
Thank you so much.
Also, thank you for sending over those contacts.
Honestly, I have a headache,
because I've been kind of scrambling today.
It was time to move on to the next step of our plan.
Convince Emma to model.
You see, Miranda's pretending that one of her models
ended up coming out, so she asked Angel for referrals.
Angel supposedly sent her a list of models
with his girlfriend at the top.
She has experience.
I mean, that's how they met.
I noticed you've said you're gonna talk about that.
She left her phone like that?
Yeah, my girl, she's here.
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay.
She left her phone like that in a row?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would love to meet her.
I remember your job that morning
is to tell her about the modeling opportunity of Cassius.
Don't convince her, just get her excited about it,
tell her about it, tell her it pays well,
and tell her that you sent her name
or her Instagram to Miranda.
Cause I know you said you can convince her,
but I think it's best if it comes from Miranda.
Hi, hi, nice to meet you.
What's your name?
I'm Frances.
Nice to meet you, I'm Miranda.
I'm going to be part of the shoot today.
I'm managing it.
Your boyfriend was kind enough
to send me some contacts last night
because we had a call out.
One of our models was unavailable to make it today.
We're kind of one woman down
and I didn't know if you were interested.
What time would it be at?
Miranda tells Emma that the shoot's gonna start in an hour
and that they'll be taking swimwear photos around the house.
She has to convince her to say yes,
so she doesn't convince her about anything about it.
I'm gonna be shocked.
I've never been asked to be a model yet.
Not yet.
It will be bikini wear, so bathing suit.
The pay is 700 for the day.
That's gonna convince her.
You would probably have to come here and make up ready,
but if you want, we can go inside
and I can show you some of the photographer.
Totally up to you, no pressure.
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get back here until like after two, is that gonna be
like-
I mean like randomly asked, you know?
You know how like beautiful women are just being non-stop cores to model?
Yeah, I've never been at an event before and like, oh I can see you being a model,
man, are you a model?
They always ask, um, if they're older they ask, are you a rapper?
I
Okay
The Lambo and then work our way into the house and then I think by the time you arrived to after 2
You need to 30 ish probably
Okay, that actually might work
Honestly, I would do it.
Just 100 bucks for a couple of hours.
That's angel with the love.
Why don't we just go inside, come and see our setup,
and you make the ball.
Why don't you put your car in?
It's good that we get Miranda to bring her inside.
Yeah, I'm trying to get her to do more something like that.
She can do that on her big ball.
And then if she says no, you've got to be like, no,
just come inside.
Why doesn't everything, like the environment, the vibe,
she's like it.
She's not like it.
So be honest.
Yeah, if anything will play it off like, hey,
it's just so you could feel comfortable,
so you could feel safe.
Because you have to save the research.
Accidents happen every day.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
Even crazier, accidents don't come with a war.
We're more modeled with that forehead.
And when they do, a lot of people in the trustee
have been put into a DVD or by scanning to cure our brutal.
Come on in.
Miranda walks inside and begins showing off
this lavish home rental.
Again, we would be shooting a Valentine's Day swimwear
shoot, so the goal was to make it
feel comfortable and to greet a pic of the gig.
Do you want to go check out the photographer
and ask him similar questions?
Sometimes I do.
Ultimately, this is it.
We'll have you taking photos out here,
Maybe standing on the grass, but let me introduce you to her.
She sounds sweet, really sweet, right?
But then again, I don't know.
I'm gonna just give her a cheat, man.
I don't believe in her today, bro.
Yeah.
I think I believe in her.
Yo, skit, give it to me, sir.
This is going to be potentially replacing Melissa today.
I'm gonna make it look like comments, you know,
here and there, you know, trying to feel better.
Are you sure she's going to be comfortable
doing the whole swimwear shoot?
Because we don't gotta make it swimwear.
It's pretty comfortable, I'm doing that to be honest.
Honestly, right now, even on the shoot as well,
up kind of a similar scene that we're gonna, like,
So, honestly, I'll be great just so you can kind of, like,
in that environment like that.
Just for being, like, more out there.
You know what I mean?
How long is it gonna take the whole show?
It'll be about an hour and a half, give or take.
Maybe two hours.
Hour and a half? $700?
Huh?
I mean, interest of us should be there.
Seems really reluctant, though.
Yeah, this is pretty much it.
Sign me up, nigga.
Yeah.
What's your hesitance?
I sense you're a little hesitant.
With getting ready, since it's not provided,
I think it's going to take me a little longer.
OK.
OK.
What time are you thinking that you would be back?
What time is it right now?
Back to the start to work.
Nah, this is how them corporate niggas talk, bro.
This is how they talk.
She's actually doing a phenomenal job.
Oh, somebody called out on a walk.
I'll go, yeah, yeah, somebody called.
Yeah, oh, is that OK?
Can you do two hours?
This is how they talk, bro.
She's going crazy.
7 o'clock.
I think it'll probably be closer to 3, 3.30.
Bro, she's going to do it.
She said 2 first.
We're gonna be here all day.
We're gonna be here all day.
This is probably gonna take an hour to go.
Okay, um, hey, would it be okay if she arrived at 3-3-30?
Is that still all right?
Yes, fine.
Just make sure there's an extra office.
Okay, great.
So yeah, take your time.
Get ready.
Like I said, we're going to shoot with the Lambo outside first.
And then come inside and then come out here.
That should be a few hours to knock those two.
And then by the time you arrive, you should be arriving for your portion.
If she's gonna even pick that now.
I will share my information with you.
Do you have time, five, ten minutes,
to fill out some paperwork?
Is that okay? Come on this way.
Damn. That was low key a bigger miss in the head.
She's not gonna say anything.
She's gonna have to convince her.
But with that, we're in to take a second to go.
Hey, you're the top five Canadians on my list.
You know what, man?
That's your first ever message in this bitch, bro.
Thank you so much.
For lots of paperwork.
All right, so, Paige is just gonna go outside.
I appreciate it, bro.
I will be giving you a check today of 700 dollars.
Not one is always a good chance to get a check today.
I'm gonna do my best.
SDA dollars.
So, go ahead and fill those out, yeah?
I'm gonna do a quick book haul on this calling book, something else with Carson.
Okay.
For sure, for sure.
Take your time.
Ask Lance, he pretends that he gets a call from the owner of the Lambo because he wants to check something on the call.
Let me know if you have any questions, okay?
I'm gonna go check on something.
Right, part is number two.
I'll be right inside.
In reality, we're just creating an ISO, not the official.
Just something small for him to go over and introduce himself.
Hey, you are standing?
They said that we were going to be paired up.
There was a couple of the models that we paired up.
The model that I was supposed to have, she's the one that backed out.
So, pretty sure you're going to be the one that I should win today.
What's your name?
Nice to meet you.
Sonny.
Nice to meet you.
I just wanted to introduce myself, I saw you walking.
She's been knocked over all day.
Ha ha ha!
It's his.
And yep, that was it.
Short, sweet and simple.
Get the professional so far away from the fashion room.
The professional comes back.
Sonny gets right into it.
She sounds too reserved and kind of shy.
Very innocent for sure.
That was clean dude.
That's why I let you know I'm here.
Can you show me if I exist?
Is there a question?
Do you have any questions for me?
I don't think so.
Okay sweet.
Well, we'll see you around 3-3-30.
Yeah, obviously try to get back here as fast as I can.
Absolutely, text me when you're on your way and if you're running late.
So with that, Miranda walks Emma out to a waiting angel who's pretending to have just got him out the phone.
Like you said, she seems very reserved.
In my experience, those are the ones that are like really kind of around you.
It's very bubbly open or just like, that's just her personality.
The ones that are like reserved, it's like, damn, all right, well that's it. Now we're just waiting.
The good thing is, she said yeah, out of rowing the court.
So I feel like she's not gonna be suspecting anything now.
Be too rude if he feels like you're on the food.
Hold on to shy ones.
Those are the whores?
Seriously?
Yo, I ain't know that.
That's good tech.
I deadass thought it was the really friendly outgoing ones
that was the whores, bro.
No, it turns out it's the shy ones.
There is one of the people that I'd be like a friend to.
At least the LA.
He probably clicked, and then she probably
would have been like, oh, he's testing me.
It's been a thing?
Oh, well, I'm inside all the time,
so I wouldn't fucking know.
I'm a very busy guy, so like, hopefully
I'm just gonna brush my face out like all and give it up for time, you know what I mean?
So right now we're having this conversation that'll lead to you.
So you gotta make sure you got a solid one, you know?
Yeah, everyone or hoes.
Actress, he hopefully says yes.
She'll tap into an English class.
Everyone or hoes.
You know, I don't even usually make fun of nigga's grandma, but that's funny, bro.
Drop you off at your car and then they'll come back to us.
Yeah.
Angel drove he and Emma back to his friend's house to let him borrow the Lamborghini.
He told her that he was gonna go get some work done.
Is that?
Yeah, damn, here we go, game time.
We were pretty sure Emma wouldn't get
suspicious that Angel's here.
She should've been too busy.
Hopefully she's getting ready for the show.
Emma's already rolling.
She's just gonna mic you up really quickly.
Did she think of anything when you jumped back at your car?
She seemed pretty convinced.
Yeah, yeah.
English not my first language.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
One thing I think might be just here
was Emma cancelling.
And now your chief tech said to Miranda,
yo, I can't make it anymore.
She low key sounded very quiet.
Very like reserved.
Yeah, do you like that?
I do, but those are the ones, you know?
That's crazy.
That's what she said.
You said it was crazy.
Wow.
As we waited, we had to art reach out to Emma to make everything feel more legit and had
Miranda periodically send her supposed updates of the sheet.
Her goal was to prevent her from canceling.
So why do you want to test your girl?
I know you didn't want to put too much of her business out there, but why do you want
to put it to the test?
Just because I've been in the industry for about a year or so now.
I'm in that environment with a lot of models and stuff like that.
She's in the industry as well.
I taught I taught Metter.
She models here and then.
So I know how that could be, but has she ever done anything though, like to make
you want to test her?
Um, I don't want to put her business out there like that too much, but she doing it here and there.
Some other things, you know, but yeah.
Yeah, when you say I don't want to put her business out there like that, I don't want to put her business out there, but wait and watch me fucking construct this giant elaborate loyalty test to see if she cheats.
Manega, you're already putting her fucking business out, bro.
You're already putting her business out, Manega.
What are you talking about?
You might as well tell us what she did to make you want to do this.
You're not crossing any bounds.
You're not already violating by dropping this fucking video.
What is he talking about, bro?
Yo, I'm so sick of this archetype of person
where you get with somebody you know is likely to be away
and then you're surprised when they might be that way.
Gang, if you're in the industry, you know how models are,
why would you date a model, bro?
This is super simple logic, Monica.
What's wrong with them?
It makes no sense.
You trying to change her?
You hope she's different?
Come on, gang.
You are the friends you keep come on lucky in bro
Little red flag that kind of bill up to like something what?
Yes, you say is a little red flag
Having a deep competition for the guy like you know how it shouldn't be you know because of his line of work in the music industry
And if you think it really won't put his business out there,
which I respect personally, I can kind of
Hold on, oh wait.
You can't have deep combos with nobody anymore?
Huh?
Nigga, what?
Were they touching each other?
Man, deep combo?
You can't even have intellectual conversations.
You gotta be small talk.
Yo bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
If I'm on set, I'm on shoot all day long
and I finally get a good combo,
I'm locked in with this convo, man.
All right?
There's been many times where one convo
just maybe not hate the day a little bit.
The picture.
Even the little thing he mentioned,
the D-dox is secure, man.
Artists, producers, engineers,
we're even just small.
It's crazy.
What if these guys offered a further career?
Did she accuse you of doing things?
Just because I'm bi-man, man.
But honestly, we had a couple of talks before.
Honestly, I'm just interested in you.
My girl better keep it short.
I'm a little bit about you, I'm excited.
How is she about her phone in general?
She doesn't really let me touch her phone too much.
Every time I'm like, do you want to go through it?
Not go through it, but I remember on my close to her,
like recently, like we were even been in
and I tried like kind of just picking up her phone
and she kind of like reacted to the service I'm away like.
Damn. Yeah.
So I go to things like that and I don't really put them,
I don't like put some more attention towards that,
but it builds up, you know, it's like.
You guys have each other's locations?
Now we go.
The music industry can be a crazy place.
It's pretty notorious for cheating
and guys wanting to take everybody's girl.
So it makes no sense to put it in 100%
into someone who's not putting in 100% back into you.
We're going around for their Miranda Chexson with Emma one last time.
Oh, she's close.
Agents, some women say the same thing.
They want their men to be super mean and not speak,
so it's the same thing.
Prize.
It's 308, guys.
Damn.
308.
Hell yeah.
A part of me thought Emma was going to cancel or come late.
But thank god she didn't, because we were already here,
had the home booked, and everything was ready to go.
After checking our equipment one last time
and making sure everyone knew what they were doing,
all we had to do now was wait.
She's actually doing other?
Nah.
She hasn't done anything.
She hasn't done anything.
You still think she's in the house?
I hope so, yeah.
I have not been well, man.
I mean, it doesn't play into the orange
just because I kind of already put a lot of time
and dedication to that, but modeling is her thing, so.
Karma's a bitch in the mouth.
I hope you have the best friend or something,
but I'm hard-beating right now.
Dude.
Yeah.
I don't know if all of us suck, too.
My mom's a stud-energist.
Hello?
Oh, I think she's here.
Oh, yeah, it's her.
I wish she was gonna pull up her car.
We completely miss Emma's arrival,
but Miranda makes her way to the front to go get her.
You said you parked down the street?
Yeah, you should be good.
There's no permits or anything like that.
Come on in, welcome back.
Okay, so we finished some shots outside with the car.
We're doing some interior shots.
He might use you for some interior shots,
but don't quote me.
All right, bye, bye, bye.
Thank you so much for considering me.
Of course, thank you for considering me.
Of course, of course.
They're all yours too.
You can come with me.
Miranda takes him into the backyard.
So far, it's moving like an actual sheet
happened here.
How much longer do you think?
Two more minutes.
Two more minutes, okay.
Yeah, so we hang tight for just a little bit.
In fact, I'll actually have you come over here.
Why don't you come and sit?
Sunny, this is...
This is Sunny.
Go ahead and sit here.
I'm not gonna have you change just yet.
Art will let you know when he's ready for you
and when you do, the bathroom's going to be right
where you came in, to the right, okay?
All right, awesome.
That handoff was flawless.
Sunny cannot be in making small talk with her.
Surprise, you came back.
My bad, I'm just going to get here until after this.
She said, hot day.
They told me you would be here between like two or three.
So I just been chilling.
A lot of the other models have shot.
They've been in and out.
I think there's a few of them already left, honestly.
Even though photographer Art said he only needed two more minutes,
we were going to get HST ten minutes to get comfortable with each other.
This is a small talk conversation right here.
Guys, it's a nice, quick conversation here.
Bring the last time a conversation.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous for you.
What took you so long to get here?
Um, I just had to run some errands and get ready,
pick out some clothes or whatever.
Confident in what you brought?
I hope so. It was last minute, so I did what I could.
What office is it that you're bringing in?
Um, maybe just swim there, some casual stuff,
If we have to do inside or by the car or anything,
I heard they already kind of did the car.
That's kind of looking forward to that.
Yeah, I know at least with the pool, the shots that we take with that would be nice,
especially with this view.
Yeah, but it is nice.
Have you ever been at this part of LA?
Actually, no. Not really.
Are you from here?
No, I'm from, like, the East Coast.
She not feeling this nigga dog. Hey, hey look, maybe I don't know this whole shy guy the side girl side girls are the horse thing
I'm not sure but I know if I was interrogating somebody like this and she was giving them short answers
I would know for a fact. She is not into me bro guarantee if
She cheats I
Will know if she cheats then he's just good at his job, bro
Well listen.
No!
That's good.
It made it look official.
She looks uninteresting to me.
Yeah.
I mean I'm from Ohio so like whether right now it's like snow, snow storms.
So being out here and enjoying the sun in February is kind of crazy for me.
This is my first year like outside of Ohio for the winter so I'm sure.
How long have you said you've been here?
In LA.
I hear like...
She doesn't seem to be interested in us.
Yeah right.
She's the little girl.
She was here for a drive and that's it and I was very quiet and reserved
She was definitely gonna be hard to get comfortable. I don't know if she was shy tired or just didn't want to be there
It was really hard to gauge. I just think the weather is what I enjoyed most of
The weather combos. He's trouble
You ever go hiking
Oh man rough start to the game bro real rough start but but Kobe misses first six shots in that final game versus jazz
It's okay, bro. Lock in.
One time, but...
Yeah, I want to do something new.
I'm like...
I mean, I think I prefer the beach.
Your next game is...
I can't even know Chris.
The beach is naked.
Outside, ocean, critters in the water.
Doings of sweatin'.
Wild animals.
I'm not trying to get an egg back out of here or somethin'.
I've never seen a guy like me when I hiked.
Not a single one.
I mean, you've been out here longer than me, so yeah
Slowly but surely Emma was opening up my first time out here was in March and running. Okay. She's not opening up, bro
She just finally asked the question back
It's just mad awkward when there's only one person act like keeping a convoy going
You know at a certain point you feel rude, bro
Like when a Uber driver just is desperate to have a fucking conversation with you
at a certain point you got to ask a follow-up question so you don't look like a fucking asshole
in canyon it was actually my first hike I almost cried like I almost cried out of
like it was beautiful because yeah I mean it's not hard the view was just
insane so I get pretty emotional like comes to stuff like that you know how we
have nothing like that so seeing that yeah a lot of people go to Columbus for
food there's a lot of foodies that'll tell it no they don't bro a lot of people
go to like New Orleans for food okay people don't go to Columbus for food
What the fuck is he talking about bro hold on race code?
Yo, what's up, right?
What is that that is rabbit ear
Nah, gang you miss you if you if you get pop eyes call me
Alright, you can have that rabbit though game. Let me know how it is
about to feed me rabbit ear what's a deadass looked raw too by the way Cleveland
as it sets working for this week fake food wise he found something that
they both connected on being both from the East Coast and he was capitalizing
on it okay she's definitely opened up yes I'm not asking
Do you cook a lot or you just eat out? Do you know how to cook?
If I have a recipe, I can make some food. I can make. If I have a recipe, but I'm not
just going to shove it in a... You couldn't? I can make a grilled cheese.
I won't be asking you that.
It was time to move things along. Not despite Emma being more talkative.
Nah, that's real though. Nah, that's real gang. A lot of people man and women
when we y'all be capping on your cooking abilities
for no reason, eh?
For no reason, she's just keeping it a buck.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Nothing crazy was said.
Again, it was all just small talk.
That's okay.
All right, all right, the camp's at 30
and your dad's here.
We're about to move things along.
Sorry, Senator, you guys ready?
Yeah.
So again, same with everybody else.
We're gonna do solo shots.
Yeah, I lied about it.
I'm gonna get you a shot.
Get that shot, let's go get it.
Art chooses a swimwear that Emma will be changing into.
I'll show you what it's about to wear.
Perfect, perfect, Art.
Think it's gonna be a good night
Well, Emma's changing. Sunny will use his opportunity to come upstairs and take off his mic. Who would then change into his photo shoot outfit?
Remember, Art, take shots around the pool. I'll cue you when to lead them towards where you're back.
Yo, women in a chat! We're gay men! How sexy is he?
Are you ready for that?
Do y'all like how sexy is he from still one to ten?
And then, Sunny, can you just show right here?
I'll call you shortly.
Art kicks things off by taking solo photos of Emma.
How do you favor her for everything so far?
Did she do the type sheet?
Did she do anything that you deemed a red flag or was it just comforting?
Honestly, it's very comforting to hear a conversation like, oh, like, where are you?
Is that her?
That's her?
That's a question for what?
Are you just not interested in anything else?
Yeah, I see this.
Like, what are you doing?
I'm gonna straighten my asses up.
Right?
Honestly, I've been working on networking, yeah.
There was nothing for Angel to listen in to yet.
Our NMO would just spend the next 15 to 20 minutes doing their thing.
She looked good.
She looked good.
She looked good.
You just admiring her?
a little bit. Yeah, I wasn't up a little bit. Yeah, confidence back a little bit came to work.
She looked good. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.
Emma was a natural and super gorgeous. I don't know if she was suspecting.
Hey, again, that shit was not funny, bro. I'll be honest. I would take offense to that if
that was me. I'm already on the cuck seat watching my girl talk to this nigga right now.
I'm already cucking. The last thing I want is a nigga to compliment her. Don't do that.
anything or not but it didn't look like it. Art was in his element too. He took his time, did his thing, and made his entire thing feel real.
After Grab, she's supposed to be doing that with Sunny.
Oh, here we go. Super sub.
It was now time for Art to grab solo shots of Sunny.
Good job, those looked great. Can I get you anything?
No.
No? You okay? Alright, hang tight. We'll finish up his shots and then do some group ones.
I feel like you'd look better in that fit. We should be modeling them.
Or continues to take photos of Sunny.
Emma's just either looking straight ahead or at the ground.
She's not looking at Sunny at all.
She's looking at her wife.
She's not even looking at her.
She's not even looking at her.
She's not even looking at her.
She's not even looking at her.
At the very most, Emma just turns to look at the view,
not the Sunny view right in front of her, the landscape view.
Damn.
How come nobody's saying that and he look good?
What are you doing?
What are you selling, shorts?
Are you selling shorts?
No.
Honestly, I found this interesting.
She wasn't even on her phone.
She just got a ton of vision or was lost in thoughts.
Why are you thinking about you, bro?
I hope so, yeah.
And then you're getting them as a duo after?
OK, perfect.
Just a few more shots.
Yes.
Sounds good.
I just got lucky.
That's very easy.
I don't know, guys.
It might be a pass.
I might be a pass.
This was honestly a good sign for me to wear a hat.
Are you talking?
Now I'm not even looking?
Jicks seem remotely interested.
Heck, even the photo shoot manager
came out of good view at those ads.
Miranda came out of good view.
I'm just like, let me manage this.
Miranda might fall.
I'm a really good.
I'm a really good.
Okay. Okay.
What would you do differently, bro?
What would you do differently?
That he was asking questions.
He could barely warm her up.
It's not like he was asking bad questions.
She was just being cold.
She was being, she wasn't trying to talk for her again.
You would stroke your shit.
Yeah. All right, Louis CK, chill out.
Not that she hacked to her.
We want her to, but this is a loyalty test.
Everything she does is under scrutiny.
And in this case, this is a green flag.
A part of me started to think she was bad, irritated, or didn't want to be there.
Did she catch on?
Hey, that's crazy. She hasn't even turned you around once, bro.
What are you doing this? We're gonna do a pair shot.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, cool.
Our problem is once they're done, they can't even go, bro.
So this was meant to get them close.
Yeah, and we have to smile, so we're gonna do a pair shot.
He has to go crazy right now.
So if you don't mind holding his hand, kind of walk him out.
Remember, guys, this was supposed to be a ballon tension.
Pull out my Akron hammer.
Bro, there's like a 95% chance you have the tiniest dick.
Did you just call your shit the Akron Hammer?
Huh?
Shoot yourself.
It's part of the game, right?
It's for work.
It is for work.
But the thing is, are you comfortable with that?
Are you okay with that?
I just hope it doesn't get like, you know, it's like Barbie and Ken.
You want me to kick him out?
Damn, the movie's kind of going too far here, sheesh.
The footage continues though when the duo keep acting like a couple.
Again, at the end of the day, Emma's being instructed to act like that and she is technically
working, unless of course Angel's told her not to do these types of sheets.
How do you feel about your girlfriend?
I mean, I guess it is worth it, but that was just the fact that she's that close.
I'm a little uncomfortable right now, but she's just, you know, probably like
I don't even know if she tells you about this.
No!
No!
What is it?
No!
Nah, she's giggling, gang.
You know what's crazy?
First of all, these photos fucking suck, all right?
The framing is dog shit.
Just nigga shooting from up top.
Like he's shooting from the sky.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
This photographer sucks dick.
It's not the point.
The point is what could they possibly
selling with this photo bro what is this the fucking trailer to the next level
island bro what is this bro
lighting is all the way back to get low key sounds flirty I mean then again it's
the same thing that sony's doing playing decoy and acting like he's into her
nature of the job right how about looks great if she tells you about this
I don't think she's going to talk about this.
She was about to kiss him.
If you wouldn't have been into it, she wouldn't have been.
Yeah, but she can not hurt him.
No, no.
She was about to go for it too.
And then she kind of backed up.
Well, maybe she did it because of you, obviously.
Yeah.
I get it.
But at the same time, he's directing it.
You know?
Maybe it's supposed to be like a couple's shoot or something.
A couple's shoot?
Yeah.
It's supposed to be like a couple's shoot.
I'm getting it.
I'm talking to the couple.
If you girls had boyfriends, would you
Would you like to hear what you think of this?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're good.
Of course.
It's worth.
Evan in the chat says, I'm a cuck, so I'd like this.
Weird.
Very weird, bro.
I mean, it depends that she like leaves there and it's like,
you're not on the cuck.
Yeah.
And that's different because you're not getting directed by somebody.
Would you tell your man about it?
Nah, I think about it.
Sorry, last pause.
This actually is a cuck's like paradise.
Yo, now that I think about it, bro, you just watching from the fucking room with your
little computer and fucking headphones while she's making, she's eye fucking this guy,
that probably is, that probably is like your wet dream.
I'm about to show you.
I got a little crazy.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Do you get horny watches?
You don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I think it just comes down to the boundaries everybody sets in their own relationships.
Anyways, I eventually cue Art to move the duo towards his equipment.
You see, inside of his bag, we hit a mic.
We wanted to gauge Emma's temperature to make sure she wasn't uncomfortable.
We knew this shit could be a little nerve-wracking and Art was asking her to get close to silence.
So, just wanted to make sure, you know?
He's had bugs in this whole town.
On her forehead, on her legs.
Don't talk about it.
They like it, you're sweet.
Don't look at my skin.
Kind of holding his chin like you were...
Hold on, hand on the chin.
Wait, wait, hold on wait
She I look
Fuck what do I think about this? God damn it? I think she's on the line of cheating. I don't know if they directed that
I think she freestyle that maneuver
She told him to she okay, okay, okay. She's good. She's good. She's good. She's good
I wasn't paying attention, I was too locked in on his hand, essentially if he just does
this, he's grabbing ass.
I feel like you should.
I mean, all the muscles in my body that I don't work out are working right now.
I think we got him off, but let me do double check, alright?
I'll be right back.
Let me right there, just in case any more fixings happen this year.
I can't see from outside.
I thought she was pretty strong.
I didn't see him alone for the second time.
And then close her life as soon as she could.
She might be okay, Chad.
It was pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
took me a bit to take it into I want you to be a nurse. Yeah definitely out there so I feel like
you got comfortable so that's a good. How long did you say you've been modeling? Not too long maybe like a year and a half.
I wonder if you've been modeling for over five years. Really? And I like I was maturing. More bugs? More bugs.
Okay, this was actually a little surprising. Emma didn't seem uncomfortable at all. In fact,
She was a lot more conversational than before.
How are you feeling?
I don't know.
I got the dick, and I'm a guy.
Did I already or?
Honestly, she did a little more than, yeah.
Really?
I think that's going to go a little bit too personal.
It's personal.
It's personal.
It's for it to be like a shoot, you know?
Yo, bam, bud.
Man, that's a hell of a name you got.
Bam, but thank you for the five.
Get the subs, though.
Gango, appreciate it.
Oh, it's Bam Bam, but back a lot. Huh, Bam Bam, appreciate you with the five man.
I feel like during this shoot it's okay right now it's like it cut a short.
Yeah. I just joined this cut island. Yes it is.
It's just a tone. Since Emma seems fine, we decided to take things with us.
A cute arc to re-enter the scene.
Alright yeah, I think we did get into the paired shots.
Uh, I'm just gonna get more of you. That's cool. I want to get all the shots.
Okay. Art pretends to have to take more shots of Emma so that Sunny could come back inside and get mic'd.
Oh, man.
I'm not feeling good about it at all.
Not at all, okay.
She doesn't feel like...
She doesn't feel, she doesn't feel.
It could for sure be fixable, but...
What did she do?
No, no, Jamily, damn it, they were so...
What did she do, bro?
She was instructed to do the hand thing.
You signed her up for the role, man!
Discomfort.
Now we might, Sunny heads back downstairs.
All we had to now is set up a bird iso
so that Sunny could finally make his move.
We didn't want to do so just yet though.
We wanted to make things realistic and continue to let Art take photos.
Eventually they'll like kill him to make his exit.
Yo BS, do you have a photo?
You can go ahead and chill out in front of the camera, so we'll be right back.
Oh, she's so nice.
Art's execution is flawless.
Sunny's now free to make his move whenever and how.
This is the first real iso.
Supermodel, give it about it.
Cold.
Are you cold?
I mean, honestly, after the sun went down, it kinda got a lot chillier.
I might sit in the pool.
What a hot tub.
If you wanna join me.
That was smooth, on road that was smooth.
On road, on road that was smooth.
That was smooth, that was smooth.
I'm convincing on that one.
I hate like, wet trunks and wet clothes,
So getting in here is actually a lot nicer.
How's he going in there?
We're good.
She's going.
She's going.
She's going.
Yeah, she's going.
I mean, then again, maybe Emma's just cool.
The sun is setting and the wind is picking up,
so let's give her the benefit of the doubt.
I just hit, like, pretty heavy last night.
This is, like, almost like recovery.
It's hard.
Every day.
Oh, it's like so hard.
We're not trying to do every day,
but I totally believe it's in five or six days.
My body would be where I want it to be.
If, like I said before, if I didn't kind of go out
every once in a while and end up all by getting up
from eating maybe three burgers.
Is everything up?
I said maybe three.
Barbers?
Yeah.
Is that a lot?
Yeah.
Damn, you can tell Sunny wants to get into the water,
but he can't because it was my pack.
You seem like the alcohol in sight.
I don't think so.
It's like, you get a good time, good energy.
All right.
What do you usually drink when you go out?
KKF.
Ah!
I guess, I remember it's a bartender so,
I would say you're wispy on the rocks.
Um, definitely not.
No?
I'm sweet and fruity, I think I'm like,
pineapple juice, cranberry juice.
Yeah, cranberry and vodka.
Vodka.
I'm a drop shot, I'm like, cheese shot.
She like rubbing alcohol would have been a fruit in it.
Honestly, I think vodka cranberry was like my preferred drink for a while and then...
We bought a bottle of champagne from Miranda to bring out to supposedly celebrate a great photo shoot.
She was supposed to bring it out a little later, but since they're already talking about drinks,
I could really just bring it out.
To celebrate a great photo shoot, bro, they can celebrate anything nowadays, bro.
What are you talking about?
To celebrate a good photo shoot, bro, you worked for two hours today.
You came an hour late. What the fuck is there to celebrate? Go home, lock in, and do it again tomorrow.
Who the fuck celebrates a two-hour work day, bro?
I actually... I do... I actually do enjoy special martinis.
The good thing was, I don't think I was going to interrupt Cindy's move.
It's crazy. They were saying on this whole drink topic for a while.
I don't know if it's vodka or...
To give her a kind of martini, to be honest.
Oh, that's good.
Is it? I... Like I said, I'm not a bartender, my roommate is, so I have no idea.
I think in a regular my team, it's like got to meet Jim.
Jim?
Stay closer.
Like straight?
No.
I don't think I've ever ordered Jim.
It's not awful.
I think my younger brother Jinx, I think he prefers Jim, honestly.
I think that's the only person I've ever heard prefer to Jim.
You keep trying to fix the food?
He tries to be doing things.
I mean the bubbles are like blowing my feet, so I just, you know, moving my feet.
I mean, how do you look better?
I looked at your feet because it was at eye level that's it's working on
it's working on my face.
Alright I usually don't do this for shoots but since it's the end of this shoot you guys deserve a little treat.
Thank you so much.
Enjoy.
Do you drink champagne?
Yeah.
I don't want to toast to you.
Um, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know, maybe.
Bugs, I'm sorry.
I chose to do good vibes, good shoots,
I've been loving bugs in the air.
The bugs genuinely love you into making new connections.
Yeah, this nigga's like an 86 overall, bro.
They, it's a shame they have a LeBron James
in their pocket, but they just don't use them, bro.
It really is a shame, bro.
They have a LeBron James in a pocket gang,
and they just keep them on the bench.
I don't understand it, man.
I'll be honest with you.
And no, he's at 80s.
All right, look, he has different attributes.
Doug, his speaker box is like a 75 overall, bro.
But he's just, his abs are 99 overalls.
It's just currently average out around like me, 80s.
Jesus.
Jesus, I'm brought me up in no type of conversation.
Is it good?
Yes, he said yeah.
But I can lie.
I don't know if it's going to be everyone's cup of tea.
Well, he hasn't missed yet, so.
I wouldn't know the difference.
After we wrap up, are you going to rest to get out?
Not really.
Because if you're not doing anything,
pretty weak, chill, hang out for a bit.
Hang out.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
She better come on, she was so good for so long.
You don't want to?
Wrap up, but I would love to get to know you more.
And we'll get to chill.
Chill, bye.
Yo, man, is something?
Ooh, she shook her head.
She shook her head.
That's the feel, right?
That's a f***, though.
Oh no, did she shake her head?
No, Sunny's one of the only decoys to ever ask that
and she definitely shook her head.
No, to me that's a fail already.
Well, like I said, if you want to,
there's no point in getting around the bush.
I like you, make it to know you.
You don't?
Okay, I still, hello.
No.
To almost no surprise,
Emma agrees to hang out with Sunny.
I mean, like I said, for me,
after that head shake, she was over.
Say goodbye.
Say goodbye.
Say goodbye, amul!
I'm just talking to you.
If you want to hang out like we were about to,
tonight.
And they do this.
And so with that, Emma gets locked in with Sunny
and then drops her champagne.
Oh.
Her nerves, her nerves.
Karma.
We're into another glass.
Is that a full-on build?
I love to fell on it, because it has a crystal right there.
Like, that's, can't even argue that.
Like, they shouldn't contact anything like.
She literally shook her head, no, bro.
Yeah, I don't ask that question more often.
They should ask that question directly.
Now they shook drinks.
Wow.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Crazy.
Pretty big, but that's it.
Come on, that's what I was like here.
Stage two, one, dude.
You wanna keep it going, see if she actually goes through with it.
This is honestly it.
That's all I gotta know.
It's definitely a foul, yeah, that's definitely a foul.
For sure it's a foul, like during the arguing,
I'm like, that's, that's rough, that's all I gotta know.
You wanna go down the front of the screen?
You wanna look sad?
It's probably a bitch he's trying to fuck,
and he's like, damn, I'm in a relationship.
And he goes, hold on though,
I bet this bitch is cheating.
And now he's just got the green light.
He's not even worried about it.
You need some time to figure out
what you want to say or are you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
You're good.
Yeah, I'm good, okay.
This is insane.
And so with that, we made our way downstairs
to confront Emma.
I'm not gonna lie, for like 80% of this test,
I thought she was gonna pass.
She went from super reserved, quiet,
and uninterested to eventually failing.
She failed.
I'm sure we're the same angel.
It's a talk tour that we are.
The cameras don't actually flip the floor.
I hope you guys have your talkies
because you guys already know.
She was so uninterested for like 75% of the show.
What the f*** is this?
Come over here, Angel. Come on this way.
Come on, come on this way.
I think it's a model.
I don't understand what's happening.
You don't understand what's happening?
I've been watching this whole time.
I've been recording since you got here.
So what did I do wrong?
So you exchanged numbers?
I don't understand what's happening.
I've been watching this whole time.
I've been recording since you got here.
So what did I do wrong?
So you exchange numbers is like something right or what? What is that?
You didn't even claim it when you asked
So that's f***ing everything, honestly
I'm really not
She said I don't cheat, you cheat too
Don't try to fit the story here like you're trying to change the subject like we're up. This is all on you right now
I saw you with another girl the other day.
Yeah.
Oh.
You're crazy.
Like, you're just kind of like, you're kind of living all this.
Like, why am I seeing you talk to other girls?
You didn't even claim me when you said,
I asked you if you got a man or not.
Yeah, because I saw you talking to another girl the other day.
So this is the excuse you're going to give me?
Damn.
You're a f***ing ass.
This is ridiculous.
Check our phone out.
It's like, I gave my number so what?
So what?
So what?
Then what?
I mean, so what?
What do you do at the shoes with all those girls?
I do my job professionally.
So just so you know, this entire thing was just always a test.
Like, we're just trying to help him find out if you would say a little to him or not.
He had his doubts about it, he had some concerns.
And so we put this entire thing together just to test you.
So none of it was real.
The photo shoot isn't real.
He was upstairs watching and singing the entire time to when you came over.
So he saw all the photos that you took with Sunny
and he saw you greening and going to dig with him or whatever.
I did the same.
She doesn't care.
Why are you trying to do it to each other, but honestly, it's not gonna work.
We just caught you on 4K right now. You know what I mean?
Like, and you're just...
If I see you talking, I'll be real.
Yo, bro.
I
Wonder what these two's conversations look like game. She just seems like so monotone and bland
And he just this nigga can't communicate for shit, bro. She just cheated on camera, bro
why are you so say something bro why you letting her get away with this gas like
money good
I'm not assuming I see the 4k you think he's really talking about the girls is
that why you did it or is that just an excuse so you're saying that you weren't
loyal cuz he's not loyal basically or is that true is that just an excuse
We're not talking about you right now.
We're talking about you right now.
We're not talking about me.
We caught you in 4K on camera.
Like you can't not lie about nothing.
We're leaving right here.
All the hell you have in my house.
The fact that you're sitting there surrounded
by like 80 cams.
Here it comes.
Slasly.
So you've been thinking that he's been talking to other girls
and that's why you did this.
So you've been doing this before and a lot of other times
then.
No.
I mean, I just found out about it and like this
How did Sandy happen?
Opportunity.
You fold it so easy, like.
So you never done this before?
This was the first time you actually
given another guy your number like that?
Or like agreed to?
Yeah, she was.
The way you gave your number so easy,
like, it's just so easy.
She was an opportunity.
Yeah.
The way you actually don't care,
like, it's just pissing me off.
To be honest.
Because I saw you with another girl.
How'd you see him?
Or when did you see him?
Or like, when, like, what is, like, how?
Yeah, yeah.
Your friends texted you for a while?
You didn't tell me nothing about this.
I mean, nothing about this, it really is.
I was waiting for the right time.
Realistically, Chad, let's keep it a bug, bro.
They both cheating game.
But we physically saw her do it, so you know what I'm saying?
We can lay on her for it.
But, realistically, they probably
are most likely both cheating.
And they're both pointing the finger at each other,
realistically.
And none of them give a fuck either way.
So what are we doing, bro?
OK, but you don't got the photos?
She genuinely is unbothered.
Okay, you would've been shown me.
All right, I'm already knowing you,
you would've been shown me all this.
One more time, I'm gonna talk to you about it.
Pull it up now, come on, man.
This is not gonna go anywhere, so I hear it's done.
Hot set, take it, take it out of here, and that's it.
All right.
You are pretty lead whenever you want, you know?
This is just, again, it was just loyalty test.
We're just trying to test for a lower team.
He was just trying to see if you would stay loyal.
And yeah, so.
Do we know where her stuff is?
Maybe Miranda, you can lead her
to her things or something?
I don't know.
And with that, Emma began making her exit.
I mean, she just wanted to get out of here
with her swimmer up and on and no shoes.
You can change, you don't gotta walk out.
Like, you can feel for a change.
There's restrooms right here, you gotta change.
Give her shoes.
Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here.
Can you?
Wait, I haven't even got to tell you, you don't?
Part of me didn't feel bad for her.
I know what she did was bad,
but I don't know, she just came off a little sweet to me.
You can feel for a change.
You don't have to walk out like that, you're good.
And we all are also gonna pay you for your time still,
because, you know.
But I want to know,
It's really telling the truth about Angel.
I don't know how speechless I know.
I'm like shaking to be honest.
I spent so much time with this girl and the first to do this.
I mean, is this true though?
Like, did you talk to another girl?
Like, did she have the photos?
Did she have reason or no?
No, she didn't.
She did.
I feel like she really had.
I'm going to be honest.
This only happens to men, bro.
Why are you guys all questioning him, nigga?
Just because she said some shit?
Bro, she just cheated on Cam.
Y'all barely had any questions for her.
What the fuck?
Like I get that we all know they're probably cheating on each other, duh, okay?
But we can't prove he did it unless they run a loyalty test a reverse test on that nigga
So what we do know for a fact is that she just seated in front of our very eyes
So that's what we could ask questions about
Why is everybody asking about him if she had the evidence?
It would have been that easy for her to just pull up her fucking phone and show the flick she's talking about
She would have been pulling them out
But that doesn't make sense like if it really was an issue and she she did know that he was talking to somebody like of course
He's gonna come front. It's she's gonna come front. It's different like she's just
Honestly, yeah, but I'm I'm sorry that happened. No more fishers. I'm not you know if angels did do something
We don't condone it but personally
Well, so you're paycheck by the way for the
We'll get your cell or something. You're having sex. I guess everything will now stay between angel and Emma cuz she didn't want to talk
She just wanted to get out of here and yeah
Even then when she got her phone in her hand if she really had photos of you with another
And I'm usually like they crash out they get a little nervous cameras. Ah, she didn't care at all, bro
She did not give a fuck at all. She's like the most nonchalant person we've ever seen
Even even while the nigga was fun maximum pressure flirt
Just a notch a lot bro still cheated crazy
WVU
She cheated multiple times mud
Multiple she's boring. Yeah, all that notch lunch. It is mad boy. Hold on. Let me grab a bed
This should get worse every day
Hahahaha, bitches will say all a man cheat.
Then be with men.
I mean, nigga, what's the alternative, bro?
They're not gay.
They're stuck with us, bro.
You know what I realized, chat?
You know what I realized?
Men have red pill, right?
When they get cheated on,
whatever, niggas is lonely, men have red pill.
And then they go through like a dystopian,
I fuck bitches, you focus on the money,
ah, ah, women have, women have, women are like fem cells.
Once they get cheated on, they get done bad by somebody.
They turn into like, fuck all men.
And they start having conversations
about what the world will be like
without men and shit like that.
But if you think about it, they're the same thing, bro.
It's like two sides of the same coin.
They have different problems,
but they came to the same conclusion.
They hate each other,
but they can't get rid of each other.
It's bizarre, bro.
I thought it was just like a men thing,
but then I realized there's like a whole catalog
of women that just says,
fuck man, fuck man, fuck and fuck man.
We not watching UDY until the Brown return?
Her?
My ex cheated on me then slept with 10 plus men.
I didn't even know there was more than 10 people.
That's insane, bro
Sorry, sorry to hear that one
Somebody said yes theory, what did they upload?
I've seen this video, but it's just long. Well, I like watching yes theory videos, but some of their vids are like mad long, bro
And depending on the days, sometimes I like watching these longer vids, but I'll keep this
in the tuck for now.
I'll keep this in the tuck for now.
For right now, though, Chad, this, I think, is based on the finale of his Amazon show.
Last person standing wins $5 million.
So freaking excited, I think this is the best kind of event I've ever filmed by the
end of today.
I'm gonna win this $5 million.
Show this massive.
Finish this out strong.
You gotta help a season.
When I was a kid, Chad, I always thought that big checks.
My mom watched Ella the generous a lot growing up.
I just thought every time you walk into a bank,
you bring a, I thought you could bring a giant check
when you went into a vent or something like that.
In this five minutes, show this passage,
finish this up strong.
You got this.
Cast them a fucking hand.
Let me put my hands up there.
I know you buddy, they got blindfolds.
You'll leave this pretty good.
Camera's everywhere.
Our BTS crew is one of the few who knows who won.
All right, here we go.
Let's go.
You'll be taking turns, taking balls.
I hate each other.
It's harder.
We're all kicking for hand.
What is that fucking feeling? The entire cast getting up again.
Stop being a heart in smash.
You will be eliminated.
It's gonna be a deal shot.
Come on.
Look how big the studio is.
Well, running on adrenaline.
I'm tired of this, so...
I'm worried that it's gonna really split.
Stop the money, Jonas!
$600,000, and Yopey's taking a wider notice.
This just makes me feel better while I'm on my own.
Life is on the line.
I lost 5 mil.
10,000!
He's gonna be getting nothing.
He's gonna be showing moments like this.
No!
No!
I'll be sick!
Ah!
So impressed.
Yeah.
So impressed it!
Sorry, bro.
Nothing personal.
Oh, you're my life in this game.
Two people, one shot.
Oh my god.
Real fishling has won winner of season two of this game!
I am so freaking excited.
Hey, because I think this is the best kind of a never-come-to-be.
I just want to sleep in a bed let's wrap it up. Are you starting to sleep? Well, no
You suppose I thought you would go away actual apartment in Dollar Tree
Obviously, we're there for last week. All right by the end of today someone's gonna win this five million
This is what they would not that cash. They would give Rob if I gave him cash. Well, we film. Yo check
You know what I learned?
This is actually real cash
is that not insane? Like the piles of cash are all real in the videos. I just figured
they were fake because why is there like there's still a ton of, even if it's all ones, that's
a ton of, it's not okay. No, I was just there a few days ago touching it and laying on
it myself. It is. How are you going to tell me it's fake? I felt it. I know what
money feel like game and then I asked him I say yo is this shit real he said yeah
it's always real and you lost it all
it will be a cleared lockdown no feeds on the outside there'll be nobody
hanging out here for the show this massive we really need to keep the
integrity of who and what ends up happening in this episode so let's
finish this out strong because we got a hell of a season
The doors between the beds
Stay
This is the grand piano we want to build up what's happened so like these are just detailed notes of everything
Did you try to sneak it on? There was a few people that didn't know it was real money
So they took a bunch they took a bunch of brand
Like thousands and then the niggas got on the intercom system and said
Yo, if you guys took some money, please put it back
I'm just editing them because there's a lot of word vomit.
I don't want to realize it was real because they wouldn't answer for too much.
I mean, they have their entire story.
Yeah, it's very important.
It's like you got through the smart game at this time
and then just build up your tone as you get to the end.
All bringing you to this moment right here.
We are good to bring in the success since everyone's quiet.
Let's just give you guys PTSD.
Yes.
Yes, it's gonna get you guys.
All right, there, it's locked in when we're done.
Let's do it.
All right, here we go.
Season one, on this episode.
It's our 10th update finale.
Let's go, Tyler.
So far this season, after each game, we started the time.
But for this game, we're gonna jump right into it.
Open the door!
Welcome to the grand finale,
where one of you is gonna be winning that $5 million
right here, right now.
You'll be taking turns kicking balls at each other's hearts.
If your heart is smashed, you will be eliminated.
Alright, we're right below the second of the first game of the finale.
The hearts are over there, the contestants are over there,
and things are feeling a bit tense because
I think you'll be able to do nothing.
Alright, here we go.
Tyler, when you are ready,
kick that ball at whatever hearts you want.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Tyler is getting serious. Look at that face.
He does not like that.
Oh!
Things are getting good.
Like everything just went silent today.
Jack is the first one to be eliminated.
The emotions are an old time up here.
It is literally the worst thing in the world, like...
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
Jack, there's nothing personal, buddy.
I honestly mean that.
You can say that all you want, but when the kick goes right into your heart.
Don't be crying when you're saying it.
Drop him.
Is it because of PTSD?
No, it's not.
Huh?
Guys, I'm over it, bro.
I'm over it.
I was on that yesterday.
I'm not over it now.
It's OK.
You don't have to.
I kind of went through the stages of grief very quickly.
When I look back on the show, hopefully, I'm not
going to think about that moment too much.
But I'm going to look back on making it far enough
to give the opportunity to my mom and my brother
to come out here, share that moment with me.
Having made it so far, I hope they're proud of me.
You're over it, but we're not.
We still need to eliminate one more of you.
Brett, when you're ready.
Put on those headcores!
Hit for Hannah, we're all kicking for Hannah.
It is a sucky feeling to have the entire cast gang up against you.
Mr. Biak has committed a dope shot. Come on.
I'm sorry bro, August to me like was the best student in the game and I thought honestly
through to make it to the final two.
So it seemed to go out like this.
I wanted his friends, like seeing the alliance.
I break it the last second.
And that is just-
I don't know, you're doing it.
I might hate somebody for life.
If I lost five mil because they focused me,
I dead ass might hate them for life, bro.
I missed it.
I don't know why they had to have that way.
I mean, we went to the whole game together.
Yo, do you think-
I was expecting-
I'm sorry.
I don't know why you did that.
In shock.
It's on your field. Drop them.
Oh my God.
Excuse my lines, bro.
I can't believe it.
You know me almost cried?
I've never seen anything like that.
Nah, I didn't.
Alright, bro. Appreciate you, bro.
I was mad. I just helped you out.
You couldn't see in my face.
It's the 41 days, the sacrifices,
Waste of time all that just no man. This was 100% worth it
He's someone who I've been close with pretty much every bus ride we set next to each other
He's the last person I thought would go for me and like that when it's like the closest person to you on the stage
And so that's how this is how this is how Joel
He was a big threat to so it's a strategic play it's tough
Bro really got me to change her mind was seeing Hannah and tears a lot of us were going for her
I wouldn't want my boys at home to you know gang up on someone
It was everyone coming for me. It just made me feel very alone
That was the hard part for me
How we looking on cameras how long do we need I
Say we proceed to the next game and eliminate another one of you I
Like the drone is out there, they're about to play the second game.
This combination of strong and smart, we'll see how long we can hold on to the pole, and
if they can memorize the blocks.
First person to touch this button will bring the clock ones up and have to come over here
and solve the 16 block pattern from memory.
If you rebuild it incorrectly, you will be eliminated.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Crying over a game, we knew there's a chance to be eliminated.
Dainas see what you don't understand because you don't have a competitive bone in your body is when you're competing
This shit is real life. This is serious. It's not a joke. It's just not Mickey Mouse. I'm not playing Mario Kart with the bros, okay?
Even if this shit was for free, I'd be tight if I fucking lost but for five million
Life-changing retire your family money. Yes guaranteed who wouldn't shed a tear, bro
that's real life huh but you would just you would just shake the shit off and
wake up and go to work the next day is that what you mean to tell me drop their
platforms the game is on
you're good you can step off come over Brett wait I don't understand so far
he's doing it from his own memory no one's helped him hey Russ if it's
It's right, turn it green, if it's wrong, turn it red.
That's it.
All right, it is officially locked in.
He did it!
Brett, I'm now guaranteed a spot in the top three!
No, you threw it on the top of the block.
It can tell Brett is already stressed,
but it's not official until he smashes your heart.
You have to drop it.
Kind of in front of the person.
I am so sorry, but Hannah I am going to pick you
Oh, there's a little sexist.
Oh, no.
Why the woman?
I picked a woman, huh?
Obviously, I'm heartbroken to be about to be dropped to my death, but I feel okay leaving
with this combination of people.
All right, whatever you're ready, Brett.
All right, drop her.
I'm honestly just like in shock.
Like how did I make it to the top four of Beast Kings 2?
How was I the final female?
How was I the final smart person?
Like, that doesn't feel real.
Like when I applied, I literally was like trying not to be in the first 50%.
Pissing me off how positive she's taken this game.
Yo, you just lost $5 million, huh?
No. Like, how did I get here?
It doesn't, like, I don't understand.
For all time, sir.
For all time, sir.
We can just give it to that.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't go limp, I'm just kidding.
She's like a doctor or something?
For all time, sir.
I mean, I don't see the doctor still.
All right, let's do it.
We are about to eliminate one more of you.
Welcome to the final drive.
All right, we're getting even later tonight
when we finally started our third game
and that's the drive.
One of them could walk away with $1 million
if he has stuff to let me in.
Got them!
I just handcuffed you.
React to that.
I feel trapped right now.
And then are you content with how they're nervous?
They're nervous.
Here's what it is.
We are at the point where we're forcing it,
so let's just let them be it down.
Perfect.
Start the money counter!
Let's see what your price is.
I know Brett's got a good idea.
That's a really nice study.
Why are you out there?
Not a 100,000 dollars already.
Jimmy is so good at making a bribed feel as visual as possible.
Like it's not just the counter going up. It's also the cash piling up every second. If you press the button right now
You would get that pile of money
You're the one that has to lose some amount of money out of us and this is 720 grand
There's a lot of money. He's gonna stop at a million. It could stop at a million. Not 90. No, we need one million dollars.
So we pressed it. Yeah, we're pressed it.
Congratulations, you're known!
Fred, we'll go to your money right now.
It comes to your million dollars!
He cashed out!
I've played a good game.
He cashed out!
Let's go to the NASCAR.
1M!
You want him dropping?
I'm delusional, bro.
I'm fucking delusional, Monica.
I would never cash out for 1M,
knowing 5 is right there.
It's 3 niggas left.
It's a 33% chance of 5 mil.
To the back?
Yeah, that in regards to...
Yup.
I mean, we're packing it as quickly as possible.
See you jumping the money that must have made us a real mom
I was really happy in here
And then you know, I talked to my fans who say hey no because as long as you need to be just naked and she's reported me
Wow, and then here we are six weeks later and
You got to God's will bro
The money's met for you is
I'm going for five.
I'm just trying to make sure that this episode finishes on five.
Here we go.
We gotta get the briefcases.
We gotta get the check.
Say goodbye.
I would have took the one.
No, no, say goodbye.
Briefcases came out.
I would have took the one.
I guarantee you I would have took the one.
I'm going back in time.
I'm taking that one.
I'm taking that one.
Cash out.
Wow.
Cash out.
Are you watching the finale from last season?
Yeah.
The same hell.
I'm taking that one.
I'm taking that one. It's not too late. I'm going back.
I'm just gonna stick it out.
What? It's blindfolded.
I wonder what's going on with him.
Oh, that's season one. How about I say?
I don't think I can.
I'm tired as hell.
How do you feel?
Final game, final episode.
We got two really good finalists.
I think we got a great story.
Two family men.
Man, it's been a wild ride.
right from the storm in Las Vegas to the city to the white room with the four
games and the guy who tried to grab it and missed it by just inches to the
thunderstorm where we had to push a day and then we finally got our day in the
obstacle course to going out to Fiji with Jeff Broats coming back to
then doing the strong game a hundred feet in the air something we've wanted
to do forever.
Then we have this massive smart game
to burying 10 people at once
and doing a million dollar drive
with them down to right here.
It's been crazy 40 plus days.
Yeah.
And John was really questioning everybody.
It's four a.m.
I really appreciate everyone continually showing up
with a smile on your face.
This is the schedule from tonight.
We're an hour behind when the show is supposed to wrap.
I showed this to Jimmy
and you know what he did to this piece of paper?
Well, something like this?
Yes.
Yeah, that's pretty much what it is.
When we play the final game, everyone will do that.
It's the last episode game.
We're playing everybody, they got blindfolds.
And there's no one watching the control room or anything.
I had them shut everything off.
All right, so we're right outside the control center
and Jimmy was adamant about cutting the feed
so not even the extended crew knows who won.
All right, here we go.
One of you is not gonna have $5 million.
I promise you the other person understands
if you win five mil, you go insane.
Lose your freaking deal.
Get them both to the other way before.
Ah!
Probably right before, yeah.
All right, to get the energy up real quick.
I think we should all just give a loud yell.
Three, two, one.
Ah!
Ah!
Let's go!
There we go.
That was what we needed, we needed that right there.
That was great.
One of you is gonna be handed this $5 million check.
You can put in whatever briefcase you want
if either of you gets it correct.
You are a multi-multi-millionaire.
I need all our camera people to turn around.
This is a battle between Corey and Tyler,
and no one else on the planet.
In case anybody tries to cheat.
All right, Jimmy.
Am I good to turn around?
You are.
Okay.
Camera through. You can point the cameras over here.
Corey, turn around. Take that black foot off.
Okay, he's only about nine.
Is the check inside here?
Open it and find out.
I'm gonna go with nine.
Throw it off the stage.
We will be taking this briefcase out of play.
Just cost me 10 grand.
And Corey is in possession of the $5 million check.
Now there's one last case.
Why is it always briefcases, bro?
Tyler, turn around. Take off your blindfold.
We're about to open and find out.
He's deploying Tyler's strategy back at him.
He's officially chosen five.
There's no check.
I'll check.
It wasn't red.
I'll make it red and post.
So it has to be six or eight.
I'm gonna go with six.
So anybody else's butthole fully clutched?
Was it in this one?
That'd be crazy if so.
Really?
No shot.
Are you joking?
No, it was in eight.
Oh my God.
I was so close.
That just doesn't even feel real.
It's so crazy.
You only see four briefcases on this table.
Is there $5 million in that briefcase?
It's red! Oh no!
You have to be on a shoot this long in your life.
Believe you're a nut.
Hey, we saw you on your phone, gang. Locking in, bro.
Lock the fucking in, man. I saw you scrolling on TikTok.
You have to be on a shoot this long in your life.
Believe you're a nut.
Yes.
You're going with the way before you open it ready.
Did you hit it?
Are you a millionaire?
Oh man.
Second place.
Oh my God.
He did it.
He did it.
She did it.
She did it.
Oh my God.
Get on the money.
She did it.
She did it.
She did it.
She did it.
She did it.
She did it.
She did it.
She did it.
Oh my God.
Get on the money get on the money
No, I don't five million dollars Tyler just one and only 40
Bro, you're literally standing on your note
Agent know a lot about being second place
Bro stop trying to piss me off
Uh, I can't wait to see your wife who came to me in action.
Ah, man.
Oh, I feel bad for Cordy Lake.
Yo!
He about to hear that sit-out!
Away from the cameras.
We went to find Cordy.
He's crying?
No, nigga.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
He still was one of the best experiences I've ever known.
Did you have fun?
Did you have fun Cory? Did you have fun? Was it fun?
When I met your wife and your boys, come on man, that was awesome.
Thank God.
No, not at all. You're going to make us so proud.
Second place, get any money?
I'm going to cast so much.
Second place gets a GG's and a participation trophy.
I'm really happy for Tyler. If somebody could have won other than me,
I don't know, I'm happy to have her, so, yeah.
I'm gonna love the Lord in the good times and the bad times.
Corey.
In the panel in the back.
I've officially been eliminated.
And this hurts.
All right, Russ, go for it.
Three, two, one.
Go.
We officially have our winner of season two of these games.
Congratulations!
You know, Mr. Beast's animations look ladies.
I'm not the one who needs to go!
So thank you so much for watching all of it to the end.
And I can't wait to see what you think of season 3.
I lost my voice.
Season 3!
Performing in the community or performing in the Goose pinch?
I can't wait to blow your mind with season 3.
Performing in the chatter.
Being a performative bitch. How about that?
Oh my god.
I feel on top of the world, man.
I lost my voice from yelling.
serving a year in Korea by myself you know I've missed out on half of my kids
life just gives me a chance to just be dad and they don't have to worry about
when dad's coming back cuz my oldest is four and he has a hard time when I
leave and when my wife came to visit us in the city she was telling me that
he was having a hard time struggling without me there so I don't want him
to have to experience that you know so if I think I'll get out of the
military so we'll be able to retire and just spend time with our kids and
do what we want, so it's a dream come true.
I miss you guys so much.
Oh, God.
Jimmy, how are you going to top this for season three?
Oh, don't you worry.
I mean, you saw.
Ow, ow.
How do I have that much hair on my neck?
I mean, we went through.
Congratulations!
They're all celebrating.
I just braved for a number two.
You get emotional almost like this.
You just changed that guy's life.
I would be more emotional if I
I didn't just come for 15 hours straight,
but I'm sure I'm gonna keep my eyes open.
I'm like, I'm worried
and I kind of really sleepy.
Do you take a moment to like enjoy this?
No matter what the taxes are, he got bread.
Bro, even if he'll, he's gonna get taxed like,
five M's, damn he's gonna lose like two M's to tax.
So he'll have three M's,
put three M's in an investment account,
fill me, and then like have some ongoing income,
but just put it in some sort of asset
that's likely to climb.
Damn.
50% minimum.
Yeah, if you lived in fucking Canada, it'd be 50%.
But nah, most likely, depending on the state he lived in,
he's probably gonna lose two to tax.
You know, that's just is what it is.
Or you could send it to the Cayman Islands.
Me personally, I wouldn't want to go to jail.
Miles fell in some way.
No, I'm about to fly to Africa tomorrow
to film my main channel video.
I don't even get a day.
I don't even get like half a day up to some rate.
Finish. Tyler, we survived.
Me Tyler?
You Tyler?
I need no more cats.
You're a rock.
Yeah, yeah, but can you take a look at that?
You're already upset.
We know what to do with the tax money right now, bro.
He's gonna enjoy it by sleeping for four days.
I'm gonna sleep for four days.
I'm very excited.
He's gonna sleep for four days, enjoy it for a day,
and then start writing season three.
Then post.
Oh yeah, how's this shot look?
Does it look insane?
Just sitting on $5 million with this.
Mr. Beast covers the tax?
Say oh my god!
Yeah, he covers the tax, no shot.
Freakin' set.
That's true.
Let me ask you, that's like unprecedented, bro.
I don't know anyone that does that, no show doesn't.
Hit me, Jimmy.
Do you think this will perform better
or worse than season one?
Yeah, of course, of course.
I feel like everything was bigger and more thought out
and I don't know.
Does that completely depend on their tax situation?
That's something that the viewers don't feel as well.
Yeah.
I did you guys for the lot I mean, yeah, you saw some days
You had over a thousand people working on it like these are monster projects
It's kind of funny because I watch all the interviews and I'll say stuff like an optimal world if my eyes are open
I'm filming not a lie. Here's what I like about these games, bro
Okay, I like the fact that he's most shows are just trying to milk for money facts
But he's putting a lot of the money up and that really brings out people's worst
If Big Brother had a $1 million prize pot, the way niggas would backstab each other for
1M, crazy, insane, insane, it would be actually genuinely insane.
If more of these shows would put up 1 mil, 5 mil, 10 mil, the level of content we would
get, because it's life changing, right?
It's a big difference between 100,000 and 5 mil, huge difference.
100,000?
You gotta keep your job.
Five mil retirements.
You're okay to retire.
Big difference.
You really bring out people's best and people's worst
because you might,
a lot of people gonna be tempted to bat door niggas
that they really fuck with
because it's life changing money.
Like, why would I not?
I see those in my, that's why I'm in the scenario.
You can't do anything except my free son.
Well Jimmy, thank you.
10K, I'm switching up on family.
Yeah, thank you. Are you doing an outfit to this? I'll let you take it, man. I'm so
grateful for having us our entire crew. Yo, bro, be so inclusive. I mean, yeah, we didn't
hide it. It's gonna be interesting to see how it turns out. Anyway, um, W W episode
bro WM so same k gang there's like a few months of revenue bro you switch about
that's fucked up man it's really fucked up bro alright soon we're going to
Australia chat really soon this video should get me prepared it's titled
14 of the deadliest animals in Australia people Australia is a country full of
lots of bitey animals that want to end your life.
Although there are some dangerous creatures in Australia, the risk of them biting or killing
you is relatively low.
In fact, there are plenty of other countries that are far more dangerous when it comes
to wildlife.
But of course it's important not to be reckless when visiting Australia.
In this video I will be going through just a few creatures on the continent, as I will
be going through the deadliest animals in Australia.
The first group of animals we will be looking at are the land animals, and when you
first take a look at the Australian ecosystem it seems to be missing something. Most other
continents have large land carnivores, whereas Australia seems to be lacking them. This land
was once home to a large marsupial lion. But this creature went extinct around 30,000
years ago. Today one of Australia's largest land carnivores is the dingo. But this wild
dog wasn't always Australian. The earliest known dingo fossil was found in Western
Australia. And this dates back to around 3,450 years ago. It's thought that Dingo's first
reached out- Bro, this slow n***a is adorable! He wouldn't hurt a fly!
Australia around 8,300 years ago, and it's believed that they were brought over by a
human population. Since then they really have made Australia their home, but are not
exactly very dangerous to humans. In most cases, Dingo's only go after children. And
the most recent attacks were non-fatal and happened in 2021. To this day there
There's only been a handful of fatal dingo attacks, and for this part we're not on the
menu and they don't view us as food.
In Australia far more people are killed by domesticated dogs than they are by dingoes.
And really they're not as dangerous as you might think.
There are some other relatively large land carnivores in Australia, and these come in
the form of monitor lizards.
The largest of the Australian monitor lizards is the parenty, but really this creature
is very unlikely to attack a human.
These lizards live in the more arid areas of Australia and they very rarely encounter humans.
Even if you did come across this reptile in the wild it would probably flee as it's really
focused on much smaller prey such as lizards and birds.
Strangely one of the most dangerous creatures that you can run into on land in Australia
is not a predator and it is in fact the southern cassowari.
This bird-
Yo Australian animals got bad aura and I'm not gonna lie so far it's heck they're
not that scary they're all fucking adorable.
is one of three species of cassowari and is the heaviest bird in Australia despite being
shorter than the emu. These giant birds mostly feed on fruits on the forest floor and for
the most part they are quite peaceful creatures. Problems arise when people start feeding these
birds as these birds can become very protective of their young and they don't need a lot
of encouragement to attack. One of the things that makes the southern cassowari
very dangerous, it's too spear like inner claws. When attacking it will thrust
these towards people, and they can easily become embedded in your abdomen. Even though
these birds are potentially dangerous attacks are still relatively rare, and there have only
been a few fatalities over the years. One of the most recent fatal attacks didn't even
happen in Australia, as a Florida man was killed by his pet cassowari in 2019. So even
though this bird doesn't have a lot of space for it alone, and this is especially the
case if they have young, even though Australia is lacking some large land carnivores,
It definitely isn't macking smaller venomous creatures.
Australia is famous for its highly venomous snakes, and they really are quite a few species.
A species that is often known as the-
What's that?
Don't just skate past that, bro.
How is he doing that?
What is that?
Venomous snakes.
And they really are quite a few species.
The species that is often known as the most deadly is the inland Taipan.
But really it's very unlikely that you will come across this snake.
More than 85% of Australians live within 50km of the coast, and that's because the majority
of Australia is inhospitable.
Most of Australia is made up of dry deserts, and it's very hard to make a living here.
In these areas is where you'll find the inland high-pan, and they-
Oh, you wouldn't believe where we're going, Jack.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Really this snake wants nothing to do with you.
They feed almost exclusively on small mammals, and they don't even bite a human in self-defense.
Last week is called the deadliest snake in Australia because of its venom, as it's estimated that one bite possesses enough lethality to kill at least a hundred fully grown humans.
Okay, hold on, Che, he's going to tell us how it's going to be okay.
Watch this.
Of course that's like these are very frightening,
but there are quite a few other species that kill people.
There's no need to go panic on.
Taipan.
Since the year 2000 there are four main culprits when it comes to snake bite fatalities.
And these are the coastal Taipan with three fatalities,
the western brown snake with three fatalities,
the tiger snake with six fatalities,
and the eastern brown snake with 12 fatalities.
These four species are not the most venomous snakes,
but they're more likely to come into contact with humans,
and they're more likely to bite.
Luckily if you are bitten by any of these snakes in Australia,
normally if you get medical attention you will be fine.
Awww that hahaha!
Yo nigga scared the shit out of me man!
Okay!
Get set they got the antidote!
We good!
As there are so many venomous creatures in Australia most hospitals have a large amount of anti-venom
and this of course will reverse the effects of the venom.
Australia is also very well known for its large spiders
And these can come in the form of tarantulas, trapped or spidered.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That, genuinely, the scariest spi-
What is that?
In the form of tarantula.
Now, this little adorable fellow right here,
this is the cutest little guy.
This is the cutest little guy, okay?
Tarantulas are fucking adorable.
Tarras, trapped or spi-
This guy, a little hideous.
He's chopped, someone say.
Spiders and mouse spiders.
All of these arachnids are potentially dangerous,
but possibly the most deadly species is the Sydney.
All of these arachnids are pretend-
Yo, this? I seen a snake in Atlanta!
They got- they got some of these in Atlanta, chat!
W-what is this one called?
It's literally dangerous, but possibly the most deadly species is the Sydney Funnel Web.
This species has a highly toxic venom that's produced in large amounts.
It has very large fangs to inject this venom, and a bite would definitely ruin your day.
As this species is the deadliest spider in Australia, you may assume that it kills quite a few people each year.
This couldn't be any further from the truth, as there hasn't been a fatality from a Sydney funnel webbite since 1981.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AID ENDING A KID KILL!
And this was when its end column was first made available, so even though many of the large spiders in Australia are frightening,
it is very unlikely that they will kill you.
But now we've looked at some of the most dangerous land creatures in Australia.
It's time that we look towards the ocean.
The waters around Australia are teeming with life.
And there are quite a few marine species that can only be found around Australia.
Just off the coast of Australia you will find some of the largest reefs in the world.
And these reefs are very fragile and diverse ecosystems.
Before we go any further I'd just like to point out that shark attacks are very rare.
There are only around 5-15 fatal attacks each year.
Really?
Quite often a large percentage of these attacks happen off the coast of Australia.
Shark attacks are mostly carried out by three main species.
These being the Bull Shark, the Great White Shark, and the Tiger Shark.
Bro, this nigga survived war.
This nigga gots from a...
White shark and the tiger shark.
In Australia the majority of attacks are carried out by Great Whites and since the year 2000
ball sharks were responsible for one fatal attack, tiger sharks were responsible for
one fatal attack and Great Whites were responsible for 18.
The most recent fatal shark attack in Australia happened earlier this year but the culprit
was thought to be a ball shark as it happened in a river.
As I've already said shark attacks are still relatively rare but as it is one of
the most frightening ways to go. It's understandable why so many people are scared of sharks. Not
all deadly ocean creatures have the mean knowledge predators, as the waters of Australia are also
home to some smaller killers. If you go snorkeling in the waters around Australia, you might be
able to find some Blue Ringed Octopus species. The most part these creatures are harmless
if you leave them alone, but if you accidentally step on them or you pester them, it could
be the last thing you do. Blue Ringed Octopuses can produce tetrodotoxin, which is the
same toxin it's found in some puffer fish species. This toxin is extremely dangerous
and if a blue-ringed octopus bites you, it can certainly end your life. Fatalities from
blue-ringed octopus bites are extremely rare, but there's thought to have been at least
11 over the years. Another group of marine creatures that you might want to look out
for are the jellyfish, and more specifically the molybdenum.
I don't know why jellyfish are some of the scariest creatures because I just don't
understand them bro. Where is their body?
jellyfish. These creatures are able to cause paralysis and cardiac arrest with their stings.
And in some cases this can lead to death. Since the year 2000 there have been at least 10
confirmed fatalities. And it's important that you look out for signs. So far these creatures have
proved that the waters around Australia are relatively dangerous. But there is still one
ecosystem that we haven't taken a look at. Which one? Australia's fresh waters can be
very rich and diverse. And they're home to some creatures that can't be found anywhere else
in the world. These waters are often full of predators and some of them are even home to
one of the largest predators on this planet. There are two species of predators in Australia.
One is the mostly harmless freshwater crocodile and the other is the highly dangerous saltwater
crocodile. Yo, how do I know the difference though? They all look the same gang. Why does it
matter if they're freshwater or saltwater? Why is the saltwater one so dangerous?
Mostly harmless freshwater crocodile and the other is the highly dangerous saltwater crocodile.
The Australian freshwater crocodile is m-
This nigga look hideous.
This nigga look disgusting.
Look at his posture, man.
Ew, dude.
Mostly interested in fish and you can tell this by its long narrow snout.
This crocodile only really attacks in self-defense
or sometimes in cases of mistaken identity.
The saltwater crocodile on the other hand is one of the most dangerous reptiles in the world
and it's one of the few predators that sees humans directly as a food source.
The only are called saltwater crocodiles they are mostly found in brackish waters
and if one of these predators chooses to attack you in the water you stand little chance.
These crocodilians really are apex predators and giants can exceed lengths of six meters
even though these predators are terrifying and they are more than capable of taking down a human.
Fatal attacks on humans are still relatively rare, on average in Australia saltwater cocktails
kill around one point nine people a year.
So dangerous. So so dangerous.
Nigga how the fuck do you kill point nine?
This really is a shockingly low number.
I guess if you knew this predator could potentially be in a river you're very unlikely to swim in it.
and really I wouldn't blame you.
If you think there's any deadly Australian creatures
that I haven't included in this video,
then let me know down in the comments below.
But thank you for watching.
I hope you enjoyed.
If you liked it, please leave a like
and subscribe if you wanna see more videos like these.
But until next time,
did you see that?
Yo, hey, okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, that gives me enough information
to work off of, right?
We got a tier list, ladies and gentlemen, okay?
So boom.
All right.
S tier should be animals I'm afraid of and D tier is animals that's pussy okay
alright let's cook this little mouse creature here pussy we're not concerned
we're not right about it is that a goose nigga we will never be concerned about
Goose
What is this slimy thing
Okay, let's do the ones we know first
Let's do the ones we know first. Okay. He's gonna murder shit. I promise. I'm not losing the fight to a goose, bro
The blue anything in the water. I'll be honest with you. You're an S tier congratulations blue ring octopus your S tier
I will not fuck with you. I am not YBS young blood. You can have it bro. You can have it
Jellyfish S tier I'm confused by jellyfish
Jellyfish is proof of God's existence because how does that even operate? Where is the brain? Where is the body?
Where is the and it's just a weird creature, bro
Very very weird creature super scary not even SpongeBob can make me like jellyfish
I will not be going near any jellyfish if I see jellyfish
I would probably panic to the point of just dying in the water myself. I wouldn't need him to do that for me
coral reefs
I'm gonna put coral reefs in the A category only due to the fact that it's in the water
Okay, anything in the water has to at least be a I can't swim. I
Gegee might I cannot swim. I don't know how to swim
The wild dogs these little cuddly adorable things I will probably be on alerts
Maybe if there's a pack of them, I would be concerned if there's one will probably have a cuddle session most likely
Is this a porcupine we're not concerned about the porcupines really maybe if I accidentally trip on one it could hurt
But aside from that, I'm not concerned about the porcupine. Is this an emu?
I've greeted many a emu at Alvea sanctuary. I'm not really concerned about the emus. The emus are adorable. Okay
Koala the cutest creature ever if I see a koala
I'm taking it as a pet realistically, bro. I'll probably feed the niggas are koalas dangerous chat
They're wild animals bro
Koalas are aggressive
Really how adorable niggas though, huh?
Huh
Maybe I put them in the C category so unassuming
so unassuming
Oh, this little nigga I've seen this guy in a video before he's he's not much of a threat. I'll be honest with you man
He's a fake demon
Birds birds are always deets here birds are almost always safe almost always friendly human and almost always I
Love birds gang. I never put my hands on a bird ever in life. Okay
What are the animals well flying squirrel that's gonna be a deets here cute
Somebody's pet for me. That's a domestic pet realistically, bro. We're not concerned about that
This is what is this a gray? This is the gray kangaroo
We'll put this in the C category. This one's a little fat. I imagine I could probably outrun him
I don't think he could catch up to me if push comes to shove
I think that I could probably beat him in a squabble if he tries to kick me
I think I could probably kick harder the red kangaroo
I'm gonna put in be tier this one. I think has a little bit more pace. All right
I think this one's gonna be a little bit scarier, but I don't think they're offensive. What so I think they're very defensive
I think we could probably be best friends realistically unless they think I'm threatening them, which obviously I would never do
Sharks we're gonna put this in the S tier. It's in the water. Um
What is this I don't know what this is but it's in the water, so we're gonna put it in the eights here
This animal we just seen in the video. We're gonna put it in the seat here
Oh, what else we got okay? We got spiders. So this is the this is this is a tarantula
tarantulas I'll probably scream if I see one but only because I don't know what type of spider
it is yet once I identify it's a tarantula I'll probably calm down plenty not that I'm
particularly fond of tarantulas in the wild but usually not enough to kill me I'm not concerned
about it and they're fuzzy cute.
They're mad, fluffy game.
Like they're so fucking fuzzy and fluffy, bro.
You can't be too mad when you see a tarantula.
These niggas right here,
I'm just now learning about these, okay?
I'll probably put this one in the eight here.
The most, that's the most venomous one, huh?
Okay.
But because they said it only kills 1.9 people a year,
You know, at the end of the day,
we just gotta hit the hospital if push comes to shove.
I'll keep it a buck with you.
This spider right here,
the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.
From the fucking legs that hook up like this,
from the fucking legs that hook up like this,
to the red stripe, like a Dodge Viper
right across the middle of it, the racing stripe,
I will not be fucking with this spider.
If I see this spider in the wild, I guarantee you,
I will abandon my base
and we're going to make a new base.
I will abandon my base and we're going to make a new base.
What is that, a possum?
Snakes.
I'll be honest with you, I'll probably be pretty spooked
if I see a snake, but as long as, actually, you know what?
I think the area we're gonna be in
is gonna have some grass,
so I think the snake might go to an A
because it might be able to surprise attack us.
It might be able to surprise attack.
I might not be able to see it coming.
And if I don't see it coming,
scared the living fucking shit out of me. So I'm gonna put that in the eights here.
I'm assuming this is the saltwater crocodile. We refer to these as fake demons chat. They don't
get that many fatalities realistically. They don't get too many fatalities bro. All right.
The reputation precedes them, but they're not the people they claim to be man, realistically.
What they get like all that like was a 10, 10 debts a year, right?
The snake was strange so I do I'm not concerned about it somebody's animals
I'm unfamiliar with like this looks like a possum is this a possum is it
yes okay D tier duh we got possums outside the A&P house like they're so
cute bro they just fucking sit there if you see him they just lay dead Tasmanian devil has diseases
i'm gonna be honest i don't even know what that is can someone tell me what this is right here
what the fuck is this what is this animal bro what is it called a blob fish huh hold on let's say
Are blobfishes dangerous?
No blobfishes not dangerous to humans in fact.
They gave me two choices?
Huh?
But they're both not dank?
What the fuck?
They're small, live in extreme depths, they're harmless.
The appearance is misleading.
Is this multiple choice?
Okay, that's cool.
All right, well, it's in the water,
so I'm gonna keep it in the B category.
Yo, it's in the water,
I'm gonna keep them in fucking a B category.
Hey, if you live in the water,
you are at least a B to me, Monica,
Because if I'm deep enough in the ocean to see you,
I have other things I'm gonna worry about.
And they're not that ugly.
They just got like a little stubby fat nose.
A little cute.
They're a little cute.
Crocodile seat.
No, it's not game.
What is this, a platypus?
What animal is this, chat?
What animal is this?
Yeah, come on gang. Let's talk about it bro. Pilatipus. I'm not concerned about a fucking
Pilatipus. Let's be realistic. This is an ocean and I think this shit might be venomous.
I'm going to put it in the S tier category. Another snake. What type of snake was this?
And there really are quite a few species the species that is often known as the most deadly
inland type has really it's very unlikely that you will come across this snake more than
85% of Australians live within 50 kilometres of the coast and that's because the majority
of Australia is inhospitable.
Most of Australia.
Okay, so this is the scary one I need to be worried about.
It's like gold and white.
Not the same.
Here is made up of dry desert vents.
This snake is called the deadliest snake in Australia because of its venom.
As it's estimated that one bite possesses enough lethality to kill at least 100 fully
grown humans.
Of course, that's like these are very frightening.
But there are quite a few other species that kill more people in Australia than the inland
Taipan.
Since the year 2000s there are four main culprits when it comes to snake bite fatalities.
And these are the coastal Taipan with three fatalities.
The western brown snake with 3 fatalities.
The tiger snake with 6 fatalities.
And the eastern brown snake with 12.
He might be an eastern brown snake bro.
He might be an eastern brown snake.
Fatalities.
These 4 species are not the most venomous snakes, but they're more likely to come into
contact with humans, and they're more likely to bite.
Look, a black tongue like Venom?
You ain't gotta tell me twice.
Hey, I really want you to know I'm pussy.
Like, we're listening to chat.
I know, I know, I know a lot of people you're gonna be surprised to hear this, but I'm a bitch.
Okay?
I'm gonna be out there, bro, and I'm gonna be petrified of everything.
thing but here's what's gonna happen very quickly I'm gonna find all of these
these adorable I'm gonna find all of these seas adorable after some calming
down I'm gonna find these bees adorable but I'll keep it a buck with you bro
the A's and the S's I will be paralyzed in fear
If I see any one of these S's
If I see a red spider if I see a black spider with a red racing strike down the middle
Yeah, I just want y'all to know there's a chance extreme ends if I see one of these game
I'm not gonna stick around to see what it does to me
I'm going to run
A wild platypus is a threat.
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
I think I'll have to get out of here.
Underwater. This ungainly creature has a sixth sense that is hard to beat.
Australia's Platypus. Has the tail of a beaver.
webbed feet
and a bill like a duck
the less is no ordinary bill
it is a super sensory organ
laden with thousands of cells
responsive to the electric fields
generated by all living things
things. So to hunt, the platypus closes its eyes, its ears and its nose and lets its bill
do the work. Called electrolocation, it is thought the
waving back and forth motion we see here helps the platypus to locate exactly where
electric pulses are coming from. The pulses are like neon signs advertising fast food,
and when one looks promising, the platypus digs away.
So what you want? You're talking to a six-year-old when it gets scary?
I guess it's in the water, so like, come on, gang. You can tell my that's scary,
Bro, come on, bro. Look in the water. I'm gonna upgrade it to see I forgot like platypus is being the water, bro
Just cuz in the water. I'm gonna upgrade that little nigga to see
Yeah, uh
Yo, what is this check what animal is this? They're venomous
You're getting venom shminum bro venom doesn't mean nothing nowadays game. They don't mean nothing, bro
I'm not dying to a platypus
Lizard. What type of lizard? Duh, it's a fucking lizard. I see it's a reptile, bro.
Blue tongue.
Huh?
Good morning.
What's this? A fifth tail, hard shiny scales, a blinking eye, and a blue tongue.
I want one, bro. I'm gonna come back with one, Dean. Maya has one, you saw it?
Put them all together, and you have Floyd, a blue tongue skink.
Blue tongue skinks are a type of lizard.
Blue tongue skinks come from Australia and New Guinea.
They live in rainforests, grasslands, and even deserts.
His brown and tan body would really help him to blend in.
Don't you think?
But that tongue, that part of the blue tongue skink isn't supposed to blend in.
And these lizards, blue means boo.
If a predator like a cuckaburra or a Tasmanian devil tried to grab Floyd in the wild, my
friend here would stick out his bright blue tongue and then scurry off and hide.
Blue tongue snakes usually hide under a pile of leaves or even in an animal burrow.
This is the cutest animal in all of Australia, bro.
This is the cutest animal in all of Australia, and this gotta be the Tasmanian Devil.
It warms the night.
WHAAAAAT?
That one blood-cru...
Is that what Taz is?
Oh, I'm callin' to you, hoo-hoo-hoo.
My lord.
Look, Sonny, do you mind closin' that door?
It's Mike Drafty in here.
Who did not know that?
Damn, I didn't know that Taz was based on an animal, I just thought it was a cartoon.
It roams the night, bellowing blood curdling screams in search of dead and dying prey.
And when it tears into flesh, it's with some of the most bone-crushing jaws on earth.
This fiendish fighter may look cute, but it's name says it all, the Tasmanian Devil.
What type of frog is this?
A toad? Huh?
Poisonous dart frog.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't think we're going to see one of these.
I don't think we're going to go into a tropical environment.
This is a poison dart frog.
Males raise their young in a very special way.
A father will place each one of his tadpoles in its own tiny pool of water.
This is one. Nice and safe.
He might have up to five other tadpoles.
But your nature is so crazy.
Nature is so fucking crazy. What am I watching?
He needs to remember where he put each one of them.
This one isn't doing so well.
He lost his tadpole.
His tiny puddle is all but dried out.
The tadpole will die unless its father can find a better place for it.
If dad's a good for one thing, it's piggyback rides.
Oh!
Look, he captured his footage!
Bro!
Fathers are no bigger than a human thumbnail, but this enables them to get to places that
others can't.
How dangerous!
He's so cute he can't be that dangerous!
Could be perfect.
It could be perfect.
The only problem is that there's no food here.
What?
Fathers need help.
Somewhere in this forest...
is mum.
Mum!
What is she doing?
Pause.
How the fuck?
How the fuck does the BBC
do they have
trackers on the whole family, Monica?
How do they know where mum is?
How the fuck does the BBC
do they have trackers on the whole family, Monica?
How do they know where mum is?
How did BDC know where the mom is, bro?
A female could do something a male cannot.
Which is what?
But first, dad must lead his partner to their hungry tadpoh.
Oh this is so cool!
And mother deals with the problem.
She lays a single, unfertilized egg.
Nigga, that's a blueberry, bro.
That is a blueberry.
She shit that out.
And her tent pole gets a much needed meal.
For the next six weeks, parents continue their rounds, an extraordinary test of teamwork
and memory.
That was getting so good.
Yo, how do they catch that footage, bro?
What the fuck?
DLB, she just shit out a fucking blueberry.
Yo, how do they capture that footage, bro?
What the fuck?
DLB, she just shit out of fucking blueberry.
All right, that's, look, they look scary,
but they're the cutest things I've ever seen in my life.
Just because they're venomous,
I'm gonna put them right there.
Yo, Chad, what is this creature right here?
What is this creature right here?
Lizard, a thorny devil.
Who's coming up with these names?
What are you looking at?
The surface of some strange planet?
The breastplate of some kind of mutant science fiction dinosaur?
No, you're looking at the skin of one of the most bizarre of Australia's many magnificent
lizards, the Thorny Devil.
We nominate the Thorny Devil as the lizard most in need of a spa treatment.
We mean the whole program.
Sea salt scrub, mud bath, kelp wrap, lyophrotherapy, and the longest deepest facial.
I mean, there's rough scaly skin, and there's rough scaly skin.
As fearsome as this creature looks, just remember that the Thorny Devil is only 4-6
inches long.
Ohhhh!
One of its most fascinating features is how it consumes water.
It maneuvers through dewy landscapes and arranges for water to fall on itself.
This water runs down micro grooves on its back.
By working its jaws like this, the thorny devil is actually working those grooves so
the water runs into its mouth.
Another thorny devil feature is its false head.
When threatened, the thorny devil will hide its real head, leaving this scaly knob exposed.
That defense plus the thorns that give it its name keeps this guy safe to stalk and consume
his one and only food stuff.
Ants up to 3,000 ants in a single meal.
Wash down with a healthy gulp of water off its own backside.
Can I buy one?
Yo, didn't even look harmless.
He dead ass looks harmless.
Yeah, that's going in a detour.
If I find one, I'm kidnapping him.
If I find one, I'm kidnapping him.
What animal is this?
Check what animal is this?
A wombat?
Huh?
This quite unassuming animal that acts like a furry lawnmower is able to do something that no one else would have thought of.
acts like a furry lawnmower, is able to do something that no one else in the world can.
It poops, cubes, and none of them want it, it's fun.
The wombat is an australian marsupial with strong short legs and a face like a koala.
Well, sort of.
It is the world's largest borrowing mammal, with the most developed brain of all marsupials,
but what makes the wombat really unique is what it leaves behind.
It's not for a fucking poop, bro.
Pushing out eight-cornered poop sounds uncomfortable.
Much easier to squeeze out a cylinder like some other mammals do.
Dang, we don't need B-roll of fucking elephant shit, monagot.
Have a round anus?
Here's a CT scan to prove it.
This is not.
Yo, this is a weird video, bro.
Why are you analyzing the anus of animals?
I just want to know about the fucking pet.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
God, is that a goose?
Don't get in the bag, oh he got it in the bag!
He's so silly!
Yeah, Tay, if I see one of those, I guarantee you I'm going, he's going to be the pet for the rest of this train, Gingo.
That is the cutest thing ever.
Okay, real quick, there's a couple of these that,
okay, so what I know for a fact is that there's gonna be
lots of red kangaroos where we're going.
There's gonna be lots.
Oh my God.
The Joey Swole of kangaroos, man.
The red kangaroos are the most popular kangaroos
Can cover a runway it's like dozens of them are they dangerous for 25 feet in a single bound
Rusty is a six-year-old battle-hardened bruiser he wants to take over a mob but first must whack the wise guy
I am not fucking with him!
Damn, beam!
What?!
No moves are out of balance.
Short front legs wield sharp claws.
They can hold an opponent close in a fight.
Yo bro, you know what's so crazy about this?
My whole life I just thought this was a video game.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The kangaroo. One of Australia's most recognizable more soupy.
This thing is real?
Oh, nigga, not a fucking dinosaur!
Bro, it smells like fucking gameplay, asshole.
They had him in second tag?
Bro, what is this?
What is that?
Oh
The spine!
This fucking whore!
How dare she!
What?!
I don't want to know how they got the shots in the middle of the fight.
The wise guy leans on his tail, to unlock both backs.
Oh, good body size!
Oh my god, what a disaster.
The red kangaroo's tail is strong enough to support its body weight of nearly 200 pounds.
Half of which is pure muscle.
And 44% of that is in their upper hind legs.
The muscles here are attached to bone with strong elastic tendons.
These enhance the power of the kangaroo's leap and its kick.
The male skin is up to twice as thick across the runner to protect them from an opponent's
feet.
can even retract their testicles to guard against low blows.
Oh, the horse in the balls!
The horse in the balls!
Now Rusty, younger and fitter, kicks back.
Oh!
Females don't care who wins.
They just want a strong male.
Oh, that's right.
But it's everything to Rusty.
Ewww! The combo! The combo!
Lucky you Rusty! Lucky you Rusty!
Good hit! Nice body shot!
Male Red Kangaroos never stop growing.
As they get bigger, they become more dominant.
Until they challenge for the top spot.
The older wise guy is bigger and stronger.
Break it up, break it up, break it up!
But Rusty thinks he has what it takes.
RUN!
Damn, B!
We're on a wide guy and he's fucking cheating, gang.
You can't do that.
Good hit.
Good hit.
Rusty gets a powerful hit.
Good shit, Rusty.
If he loses, his chances of mating look slim.
Man, he's just trading shots.
He's got his hands up.
His opponent's on the ropes.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, six.
Damn B!
The opponent's on the ropes.
Sometimes it's not the big hits.
She's not even watching. Bro.
Bits, can you pay attention to them fighting for your fucking heart right now?
Can you lock in, please?
they're risking their lives so they can get some fucking kangaroo pussy can you
lock in that decide the fight a sly uppercut fells the wise guy you wouldn't
believe what I'm watching right now
while you're watching that there's a
red team who eyeing me down
see them guys let me see
whoa they're over there wait wait
you saw them running away but they're literally behind that tree
they're fucking huge
yeah no I'm watching them fight right now game I wouldn't go up close to one
you know what you know what someone told me they're like yeah don't break your window
If you're watching this fight, bro, you go think twice about walking up to one of the
biggest gig they're going crazy, bro
I fucking bet bro. I gotta do
test to make sure the area that we're um
game your mustache is hanging over your mouth like usual
huh another punch sends them packing this mob has a new
Yo, the wise guy in the chat just get the five. Hey, yo wise guy
Congrats on the win bro, what a loss. I mean, I don't know yet appreciate the five game go my father was on a crawl
I was forgot
No, bro, that's fucking hilarious W. I
And the wise guy
He's on the trash pile
Brother, I'm sorry about your loss, brother.
You wait, so hold on.
How is that different than the Great Kangaroos?
Australian has its own geographic.
As one of Australia's most iconic animals, eastern Great Kangaroos are instantly recognizable.
I feel like these ones are more peaceful.
Beneath that famous silhouette lies a rich, complex social life.
And an intriguing amount of play.
Roaming across eastern and southeast in Australia,
in the loose but structured groups called mobs,
these marsupials form long-term social bonds.
And for Joey's much of that bonding happens through play from a very young age
Joey's begins sparring at first it's with their mother gently batting in mock
combat
okay I'm gonna say some bro I think it's super selfish that Australia has not
share the kangaroos with the rest of the world they just have a monopoly on
these niggas like China with pandas but kangaroos are way fucking cooler bro
can we get some kangaroos monica in Atlanta Georgia just a couple put them
in like zone six a couple in alpharetta and then put like a few by the
airport bro a little bit of diversity soon they're sparring with other young
unethical? Oh bro. Look at the brutal background of the fight against us.
Dodgers. And punches.
But as with all wild play, there's more going on than meets the eye.
It's too cold, so I didn't think about that.
This is skill building. For young males especially, these sparring sessions are crucial for learning how to fight.
Are there any women who fight something?
Because adult life in the mob comes with competition.
And combat is how status is won and defended.
I'll be honest with you, the great ones look mad.
K, among kangaroos, isn't only about male dominance.
Yeah, he got third party.
Female joeys also engage in play fighting with their mothers.
And it is this play behaviour combined with neutral grooming and gentle touches
that scientists believe might help cement their long term relationships.
Revealing a social intelligence that goes far beyond mere instinct.
Sometimes, play is more than preparation or boundary testing.
Every now and then, it's connection in its simplest form.
There is such a stark difference between these kangaroos and the red ones.
The red ones wanted war.
These ones just be chilling bro, they just play with each other.
the fuck I'm not lying every video we watch so far the animal has not been
that crazy they just look very cute bro how about this one this is the one they
say we're supposed to be really afraid of
good day everyone welcome to Australia Zoo they wouldn't that can't be a salt
water croc because it's in the middle what is that the saltwater crocodile is
the largest living we're good that look like a school project star struck by the
world's oldest living crocodile
he's absolutely enormous
On God, if I see one of those history men's.
I'm taking my eyes immediately on virgin Australia and flying right back to America.
No hesitation.
I'm not even going to stick around to see what it could do to me.
I am genuinely completely overwhelmed.
This is Henry.
He was a man-eating clock caught by an elephant hunter called Sir Henry.
Hence the name Henry.
He was caught in 1903, making Henry more than 120 years old.
The oldest living crocodile in the world.
120?
I am genuinely starstruck.
But over five meters, he's the length of a minibus
and weighs a whopping 700 kilos.
I can't quite believe I'm being allowed to do this, but keepers have told me that this
is for safety.
Brother!
Brother!
Oh.
I mean, he almost doesn't look real until you see him reacting like this.
You see the flexing of those massive muscles almost coming up off the ground.
One of the places that really big crocs keep their weight is in fact deposits, and the biggest
of those are going to be behind the head and here at the base of the tail.
This is one of the key things that can see them through lean times, that ability to
lie low for months, even potentially years on end without eating.
Years when I'm eating?
The business end is the mouth, the jaws, and the teeth.
What a sound.
This is the closest thing I have to-
I have a good mind, it's truly nice.
Yeah.
I don't know why they don't look that scary.
He just looks big as fuck.
This is the Saltwater Crocodile.
The most aggressive and largest living crocodile known to man.
Reaching lengths of up to 24 feet and weighing as much as a car, these giants are truly nature's
awe-inspiring beasts.
With a jaw-crushing force stronger than any other animal on earth, a single bite can
snap a buffalo's neck or crush a human skull.
These ancient monsters have a history spanning over 100 million years, making
them living dinosaurs. Surviving from a time when real monsters roamed our planet, their
eyes, positioned on top of their heads, allow them to stalk their prey while remaining almost
completely submerged, turning the water's surface into a suspense-filled unknown.
The salty, as it's often called, can explode from the water with shocking speed. In mere
seconds it can close the distance between it and any unsuspecting creature at the water's
edge. Tales of these beasts dragging prey into their watery lairs are not uncommon.
And while their prehistoric look is fascinating, this is not a creature you'd want to encounter
up close.
This is the Saltwater Crocodile.
Yeah, I will not be engaging with said animal if I see one of those, it's over bro.
It's fucking over bro.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, the last one I'm gonna need information on, cause we
probably will see him out there.
The wild dog. The wild dog. Come on, is he cuddling with one?
So we are here on our most adorable Australia's residents. These are our Dingo's.
Hi. The Dingo's are absolutely the sweetest.
And I have to say, some of the footage of Dad with the jingos...
Amazing.
Oh, it's so good.
I want to see that footage. We're Dad at.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Can't you use a light?
Almost nothing, not even the fastest animal can escape them for long.
But this relentless hunter is also a doting caregiver.
There's a new litter, and everything is given over to the young, including the hunter's most recent meal.
They're so cute!
For the youngster, any animal like an echidna is something to poke, prod and nibble to see how it tastes.
Only sharp spines protect it from becoming just another chew toy.
A dingo becomes most lethal when it teams up with others.
As they get older, the pups learn to work in tandem.
He's coming, baby.
Spotting a monitor lizard on the beach.
Two siblings have a new A-1 claymate.
Get in the water, bro! You got no survival distance!
Get in the fucking water, bro!
Yo, these things are bullies, bro! What the fuck?
Hey, they're bullying that nigga, gang!
Finally, the monitor gets far enough to submerge, and the puppies are reluctant to fall.
By the time they're mature, dingos, like all predators, go after prey that put up the
least resistance.
The domesticated sheep and cattle are like dingo fast food.
Dingo.
The dingo's prowess has burned them the wrath of ranchers who see them as pasts.
Their aggression isn't limited to prey.
Dingo's work out a hierarchy through intimidation and the occasional fight.
Hold on if I see a dingo I gotta just step like I can't run from the nigga cuz he thinks I'm pussy
He's gonna try and squabble with me. So if I see a dingo, I gotta I gotta scream or bark at
Like a bear you got to just um
I'll be honest I'm gonna run I'll be honest I'm gonna run bro
He got a gang of niggas with him. Okay, if I see multiple
I'm out. If I see one, I'm still out.
This way, each dog knows his or her role when it comes to the hunt.
Jay, look at this.
Farming Street, Heinz, catch up.
They need to work as a team to bring down prey as big and powerful as a great kangaroo.
Leave the kangaroos on!
Kangaroos can weigh over 145 pounds and hop at speeds of up to 45 miles per hour.
45 miles per hour, say goodbye, Jack.
To wear one down, the dingoes take turns chasing it.
Working in relays.
There's little time to celebrate.
Every dog needs to eat as quickly as it can, because a pack this big can develop an entire kangaroo in a matter of minutes.
You know, it's a sad thing to tell a reserve.
For Dingos, it's all about the family unit.
Okay, now I'm afraid a little bit.
Because they said we're definitely going to see Dingos out there.
Like we're guaranteed to see him out there in kangaroos
I enjoyed being your mod bro. It's not over, huh? We're still here. Why y'all acting like there's not the last stream, bro
Think of the clip though
Okay, i'm gonna be honest. I think this is a good cheer list right here
Right the D is the adorable I might cuddle with these niggas the C is I may get startled, but cute the B
B I'm chilling a I'm running and s I'm ending the stream
If I see a S, I'm in the stream if I see it a
I'm running if I see a B
I'm chilling if I see a C
We're farming content if I see a D. We have a new pet those are the rules chair
Black widow you're in the stream. I'll be honest with you
I've been around black widows my whole life black widows and brown widows my whole life
There used to be a brown widow that used to be like
Like my my my like outdoor pet that when I was in Toronto
He used to just chill right by the door game all the time then one day he had kids and he disappeared
Or she not sure
But I haven't seen too many black widows in my life, but they got black widows in Georgia as well
They still these ones these ones on widows though are they these are like the scary the blacks
It's the other shit. This is not a widow if I'm not mistaken the trench was
They kind of look scary, but
It's a trench liberal it might bite you the shit is mad fuzzy and cute it is what it is the dodge viper say goodbye
This is a stream ender right here. If I see one of these it's a stream and I'm not I'm not playing no games game
I will leave everything where it is and everybody will evacuate immediately
I'm not playing any games with that.
That's a good cheer list though, man.
I'm gonna take that, bro.
I just informed myself on all types of animal knowledge, on all types of animal knowledge.
Let's go ready.
Let's go.
They're all over my house.
They ain't as bad as the Black Widows.
Oh, so the Black ones are scarier.
Yeah, I heard the Brown Widows can't be killed.
They're just like, they might have some, like they might, they might hurt whatever
But they won't they won't they won't kill. I'll be honest with y'all most of even even the research we're doing in Brazil right now
Okay, Australia. We're winging it. I'll be honest with you. Okay. I
Don't have like a professional helping me. It's just us faking this shit out in Brazil. We have a pro
Who's gonna help us out 100% because?
because Chuh is, no, we're talking Anacondas and Jaguars, nigga, all right?
I'm not taking a risk.
And they got crocodiles in there as well.
I'm not taking that risk, bro.
I'm not taking that risk.
All right, let's do Reddit.
As agent, as Jason Survival Duo?
Artic.
For real?
You think you're going to Artic?
I'm going to go to Artic.
For real?
Maybe.
Artic I want to do a rank Amazon rainforest, but I think that's fucking
No, I'm tripping. That's impossible. Nothing is impossible
Damn, they're impossible because it's really dangerous. I know there's like mad shit there. That's what I was tripping
I was like, okay if you get tagged by a bug or like
Touch a plan or eat something. That's where I the only way I thought you were gonna lose
Yeah, I'm not like the the the rainforest is definitely super scary
mainly because everything there has a possibility to kill you every everything has a possibility to kill you everything everything has a possibility to kill you.
Honestly, this is like a this is like fear factor for me like
a little bit.
I never grew up being that much around nature.
I'll be honest. I hooked and then
I play video games and I went to school.
school. So learning to not be afraid anytime I see an animal that takes like I'm overcoming
some fear bro. I'm overcoming some fear. Cause yeah but I think here's what I'm thinking
chat. Once I complete every biome right. We complete Arctic. Outback Australia. Amazon
jungle boom boom boom I feel like I could say like nigga I could survive
anywhere by the time I do that I have the skills I could survive anywhere
Anaconda is gonna stream snipe agent I will tell you bro I was told if I get
bit by anaconda that's the only thing that could happen where no conversation
the stream has to end and we have to immediately rush the hospital.
He said there's a solution for most things.
Most animals are pretty defensive, but if you get bit by an anaconda, we will immediately
will probably, you probably have to fly me to a, to a, and maybe they're highly high
too.
They're not, it's not like they showed themselves, right?
The niggas high, bro.
We'll see.
Oops.
Face me in cooking, mama.
No.
Okay, that's too impressive our vote and our chance to vote.
How about that?
How about that?
Let's do serious games.
You know, like-
Right.
Agent.
Listen.
You can swindle me, okay?
I think that seems tough.
You can gaslight me and get me to play games that you're actually a pro at.
But let me tell you something.
You ain't swindling Poki, okay?
You ain't.
She is going to cook you.
Yo, Valkyrie, you have to stop doing that.
Yo, Valkyrie has, like, poisoned the well, because even in the Mr. Beast video,
Poki thought I was gonna backdoor her, bro.
I'm like, game!
I'm not gonna backdoor you, but it's because Valkyrie keeps telling her
she got swindled and said, bro, Valkyrie, you did not get swindled, okay?
We switched from Cod to CS because you were more comfortable with that.
Spoilers? No, it was on a TikTok. It was on a TikTok.
I only seen it after I got out.
It was on somebody's like past the phone to somebody who's going to backdoor me I
Would never I would never I would never I would never bro. I would never never never never
for the game of gauntlet
Agent beat these streamers in a gauntlet
Streamers who beat agent in a gauntlet. Love was not gonna beat me bro. He's definitely smoked Lacey did beat me
And also, you know what I found out about Lacey chat, you know what I discovered? I watched Lacey play I watched Lacey play in
Jinxie's Rocket League tournament
This nigga's a fucking demon, bro. This nigga's a demon. He told me he doesn't play the game
He told me play the game a couple times
This nigga was a fucking demon. I was watching the gameplay like
I got swindled
If I had a destination wedding would you come everything prepaid?
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro
Probably not, but if it's a country I always wanted to go to like Thailand a nigga will consider, you know
Agent any any time agent books to Airbnb
What if you read the people
Huh, I'm banned on Airbnb, bro. I'm banned
I don't even have an account
Agent when someone's strong
Yeah, I keep it about your game when I see somebody with an amazing physique, bro
I have to touch it like this is what it is, bro
Like I gotta see what the bicep is talking about, you know, like can you please flex your calves?
I would like to take a look. This is normal. This is normal activity, bro
It's just like damn you look amazing. That's like it's hard to get that physique. Wow you have abs
That's amazing. That's just that's mad normal, bro. That's mad normal with consent. Duh, bro. Duh
Popeyes run in the hell he will be tough
I don't know what I landed bro, did I park him up?
I don't know what you know.
Yo bro, you can just land a helicopter anywhere?
That's a vase, I did not know that.
If you need a reason to spend money, we're here, bro, you know, I just talk about the
helicopter stuff because I think it's mad cool to learn shit.
Like, I just feel like it's cool to know how to fly helicopter.
Realistically, bro, nobody's gonna want to pay to insurance and none of that.
do you care pigs for Marcus?
And why did you upload them in 240p though?
Why not upload them in Marcus quality?
What's some good pigs though?
She's dressed.
Cutest screen recording.
Hey, you ready to go swimming?
Let's go.
Come on, Kato.
Come here, baby boy.
What's up dude? I got some fish. There you go. My baby boy.
Oh my god, that Otis is so fucking cute bro. So goddamn cute.
Thailand with Mighty Mouse is a little crazy.
I have to sacrifice, right?
What's it going to take to get you to go on a nature stream with Agent?
You know, I was fucking do it because you make me do this too.
It's not like he's out there, you know,
like this how you make a fire like this.
That's not what I would do.
It's got to tie in the right time.
I make sure the sketches line up and I'm not missing any of the kids, uh, you know, uh,
in, not entertainment, but, uh, activity.
Yo, you know how random and cool it would be to survive with Mighty Mouse, bro?
That's crazy.
That'd be tough.
It is, but I was totally down with it.
And that's something I would love to get into.
Yeah.
It's just such a cool thing to, and one thing I learned chat is like the survival
stuff is mass satisfying, bro.
You guys still lock in on the English, bro.
You can't.
Right now I feel like you stagnated in your English levels.
I make sure you stay learning, bro.
Nah, I've been learning. I've been learning some new words.
What words you learn?
Satellite.
Cellulite?
Satellite.
Satellite?
Yeah, solo, kitchen, all the money, brand new Draco, different space, John Bros.
Dickie, you reading my Spotify account right now?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
You didn't learn? You're just naming songs from Spotify, bro.
Nah, nah.
How about now?
Name a word you learn.
Recommending Torres Del Paine in Chile as the next location with the big hike, three granite
peaks.
You want to see me be real challenged?
Check it out.
You trying to kill me, gang?
I've never hiked anywhere before.
You want me to start here?
I've never hiked nowhere before.
This is a beginner mountain?
You're trying to kill me.
You're trying to kill me, bro.
Come on, gang.
It's icebergs, bro.
Fries.
You want me to go back to the Arctic?
We still got to do this, bro.
Lacey just made you retire from gauntlets
Nah, I see castle. I see mr. Castle at the all-star game
I asked him about the game and shit nigga too busy on oh, he's he's on a win streak
Bro, I guess they just lost a win streak Bros in the midseason. So that's probably not gonna happen
Trap I
Should hit up Trap. I'm put that on my list when I come down and hit up Trap and
Love wig. I don't I don't know, bro. I don't I've been trying mad lawn to get a day, bro
either I'm traveling or he's traveling and I'm pretty sure he's gonna go to
I almost leaked crazy. When you when you get in the track car, I'll keep it about you all. This is a very beautiful track car, obviously would love one, but
I feel like it will be like an ego thing if I buy this, you know, like I don't even know how to race for real.
for real. Like I'm still learning and what I'm learning is I'm gonna interrupt my progress
if I get a fast car. I don't need a fast car right now. I just need to learn. So I'm gonna
get like a like a spec me out or something like that or E46. There's a guy I'm talking
to right now in Georgia that has some shit I'm looking at. I just I think if you get
a fast car is I'm gonna hold myself back. I think for development is gonna make sense
to just get something where I could actually learn.
I would be afraid to crash this shit.
I'm gonna be honest, it's half a million dollars, bro.
I gotta have a car that I could push
that's slow like a momentum car
so that I could learn how to properly take corners.
Old clips I found of agent is truly one of a kind.
Okay.
And when he's walking that fucking ferocious ass nigga
and he's shaking that shit from left to right,
it is just like the woosh, woosh, woosh.
Never say shit. I never tell that nigga. I never tell that nigga to cover up
I never tell that nigga to dress modest, bro. You feel me? But that's what he does
All that reason before we even learned about his
Can't explain that one remember that remember what I said that so stop trying gaslight don't knock the desk neither
You're gonna hurt yourself. I'm not gonna hurt myself. You're gonna hurt yourself
You're gonna injure your hand
You're taking my the only nigga on planet earth that farts don't smell the only time my first smell is when I eat Popeyes
If I don't eat Popeyes, I literally have orderless farts most of the time
That ass! In the last week, all my parts have been smelling effects, because I ate pop ice twice in Austin.
You gotta find one of these during the stream out there.
What the fuck? What the fuck is that?
Oh la la la la la
I can't believe it
I can't believe it
It's not even funny
Well, you just have to show it to me
Oh!
It's funny
When you say yes, you can't believe it
It's complicated to catch, you're embarrassed
No no
Just kidding
I can't believe it
You're the snake, you're the snake
Thank you
Let's add
Oh my god, oh my god, are you trying to be hungry?
No, do you like my D&D cards? I
Forgot those existed, bro. They're worth zero dollars. Okay. Hey pop. Huh. I just saw this dance car
Thank you for showing me I guess I'm not sure chat is my fucking book the toilet in
Hawaii crypto and Pokemon go with my shit stand up the house for 10 minutes straight
Oh God
Yo bro I didn't say my my shits don't smell
you
you
you
you
you
Well, we're going Australia next and then after that Brazil tour to France. Okay, be fucking for real, bro
Brazil says
You you don't stay there, bro. Why you saying come to Brazil? You're not there game. What are you talking about? We know where you stay sis
You're on the dick your opposite side of planet
Sis worldwide trust
Fries don't dox me again
Arctic I
Really feel like this trip was super magical, man
I'm so happy how everything lined up man. We went we went when it was coldest
We went when it was the strongest Aurora in the last 10 years, so we got a chance to experience some northern lights
In both times like it just it was it lined up so perfect
I'm so glad we did that man after the first time I failed it genuinely was the hardest thing I've ever tried in my life. I
Thought that we probably weren't gonna try it again
But once we got back, I was like, I can't go out like that, bro. We got it. We got to learn. We got to go back. We got to learn. We got to go back, man.
That was, I really, really enjoy that. This is one of my favorite streams we've ever done, Chad. Ever.
Manifesting an agent in the Japan chip since neither of you've been here before, talked about earlier would be cinema.
Yo, who is though? Who is making these fire designs, gang?
is this cultural appropriation or not? It's not right, we're good. You just wear it, you
just wear it. Oh, it's colored in. Nice. No, no, no. We'll see. Is this Yap or actual
strength?
Wait Ruth.
Wait, Ruth.
Yeah, the only thing we get in time
is like the actual...
Can I go to the Tone Factory?
You know what I found out?
You had the Tone Factory not in Dallas.
I was misinformed.
Somebody told me Dallas.
It's in Austin.
There's two, but one of them is in Austin.
Looks like neither of them, but good enough.
I know who made this.
Dana.
I know who made this.
Bonnie was funny as fuck in three days.
Hold down my right button
to look at the ball of the fab street.
I'm here. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm here. I'm here. I'm that guy. I'm here. My name
is Hymnus and now I'm here. I am here. I am who the agent thinks he is. I am the
guy. I'm the guy. I'm the guy. You're going to buy up.
Getting fourth place and screaming, I'm him.
Speaking of ex.
I
Neeson commented I seen that game
Yo, Neeson, I'm sorry for y'all current financial situation, bro
I don't know what's going on game. You guys have to get back to making cars like these, bro
Please man. We don't want to see y'all go bankrupt. Please for the love of God
Lock in
Three billion dollars for my
I need to call back
I'm not allowed I can't hear Sydney yet for three minutes
I'm not laughing at a bad at basketball to as a group chat, that's what we're not.
Every time we play people, we win as a group and then everybody usually goes oh it's Duke
Dennis.
It don't matter.
Duke Dennis is ANP.
So he's us.
We beat RDC without Duke.
I'm so glad we could say that.
I posted this on TikTok, let me see the portrait.
I think I seen this.
Hiya.
Hi.
Hi.
I destroyed her.
It wasn't even a content, it's only 1-0.
I'm gonna put the camera on the cart or you wanna walk in?
I wanna walk in.
You wanna record and push the cart while you just walk around with Molly daggers?
I'm freaking nervous.
Okay, then you hold the camera.
Come here, go, go, go, go, go, go.
That's good, that's good.
Oh my god, come on.
Get out.
No.
We cleaned it up, Lil Tat, we cleaned it up, we cleaned it up.
This series gonna be still-
Look at that, man.
This fucking react in the videos, man.
It got me into a whole new different type of hobby.
Oh my god.
Make your bark take complete.
We're gonna try and survive it on straight and heat.
Once we get done with that, we're in the jungle.
We're gonna survive in the jungle.
We're gonna complete all the biomes.
I'm at the end of the year.
I'll be able to say, I did it all.
Hey, did you just make a fucking trailer for my next shit?
Who is that, Leo?
Ha!
Hey shit man, that's fire.
so fire you know in fact I need to make a trailer for the start of my next one
Oh, yo, give me your Instagram.
Okay, open up!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, my God!
Yeah, that's for you!
How did she know?
Let's see where...
Make this fire.
Why should you give... Mark is the red one.
I guess if anybody is a Jedi, it would be Caleb.
Marcus Goddiff and Anakin Skywalker.
What is that?
Y'all didn't see this? What was this?
And it looks like Mount Everest.
What does she get, Chris?
Really?
Okay, as a reminder, guys, we have the Cheesecake for Agent, the Whiskey and Whiskey, Cups for Rosie, the Flower Potion we've set up.
Oh, that's where the whiskey came from.
I thought she was gonna just head out of her house.
That's where the guy is for Caleb.
Every part of one.
Oh my god, this doesn't feel real yet.
The fucking or...
Sir, I wish this didn't feel real.
This thumbnail's frying me.
Yo, why do y'all be sexualizing like normal shit, bro?
This is just normal jiu-jitsu, bro.
Like if you see this and you're thinking like dick and butt,
I don't know how to tell you, man, you might be gay.
You dead ass might be homosexual.
Target segment hit home.
Oh my God, pretty homo, damn it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I know
But if I do that, then the political restock is gonna lose a job
Yeah, you can just leave it at the cash register
I mean I personally like to think it creates jobs
No, it's a bit too like if we all help we stop the aisle like who would get paid to do it?
Literally
I thought you did on purpose? No!
What did Caleb say?
Caleb is leaking.
Oh, they said I'm gonna leak your plate.
Wow.
Wow, that's a really nice edit. Good work.
day 2 cute art
That's fire gang
What sleepy Shawshank? Thank you. That's good art rope appreciate the fucking art man
That's adorable. There's shit
it. Hold some biological real estate holders. Each of them are our foreheads. Are you calling
the forehead of biological real estate? Asian bring back the white fitted? I'm gonna be
honest, the white fitted got mad dirty. I just threw it away. But I just asked, I'm
not gonna lie, I don't like spending money on stuff that I think I can get for free.
So I just asked them to send me bare hats. I asked them today. I did ask them today.
I said, yo, send me a bunch of hats please. So hopefully they send some in the next
Let's go!
Who?
That company?
I need exactly four minute video.
How long I anticipate it's new is going to be.
Two thousand nine stand up contest.
We're all I think assuming that you might
is going to win with life.
Who is who is who really win there?
I always say, Kevin, you have to your first jump.
You got to get the building on your side on a double bounce.
That's a double bounce because, you know, it's a single bounce and eight and there's the point card game, Pat.
It's a double bounce.
That's incredible timing for a double bounce.
We get a 43.
Double bounce, does that matter?
He's just a little hard.
I mean, you've been a voter before, so you know, you know, I was a bussing judge, I kept telling you, I was a bussing judge, for real. I don't play that.
Up next is from the Portland Trailblazers after the 43 turned in by J. R. Smith. He's gonna have to do something very fantastic.
Rudy Fernandez. He's got to do something.
Yeah, he's got a good no one in this field that knows who he is.
Yeah, I was thinking Rudy and me, bro.
I thought it would be Dwight Howard.
He didn't know he'd be a hitter.
He didn't know I'm in Beijing.
There was supposed to be Rudy again. He got injured.
So the fans voted in Rudy Fernandez from Spain.
He's playing the left.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Martin, Martin.
Who's Martin?
Is it Martin?
No.
Ricky Martin.
Ricky?
No, this is for Fernando Martin.
The first Spanish born.
He's a freak of nature because this guy ate her.
I mean, the athleticism that he has on his side,
Sput didn't have the athleticism that he had.
Or the jump shot.
No, he didn't have the jump shot.
Now, he got something here.
Okay, okay, that's all right.
I asked you before, who do you think is taller?
Spike Lee or Nate Robinson?
I think it's Peyton.
Oh, hey!
Yeah, that's good shit.
I've been here, I've been here.
Cause now you wanna jump on the band now.
I'm not on the bandwagon yet.
You fighting on me?
Do we know?
That's Nate, man.
Who Nate is?
Yeah, but this guy, I'm trying to beat him.
Brad, you know, I've been doing this.
Come on, you wait.
I know what my friend cannot do.
That's why he is Brad.
I agree.
I've been serious.
But I'm just saying.
I don't remember exactly where I was when I watched it.
No one in a game, the broad change,
He doesn't jump the way this guy jumps.
Yes he does.
Joey does not.
Yes he does.
Well tell him to get in the contest and stuff.
Hey, you were trying, hey, you tried, yeah, on Friday, didn't you?
Yeah.
Michael Jordan would have played better than that.
But we'll tell you that.
Oh my God.
Yeah, LeBron must go to the next level and be MJ.
He's got to get in this competition.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Little chest throw.
No, seriously, you got 25,000 people just be quiet.
Okay, let's see this.
The moments are starting.
The moments are starting.
That was hit on LeBron, because LeBron was the first superstar athlete to duck the All-Star
Weekend Dumb Contest, and he always said maybe one day drag his feet until he was
a little too old and then now All-Star weekend is ass and none of the superstars give a
club. He started with a wrong game. So he the reason.
Here it is. That's a good dunk. That's a good dunk.
I'm not really dunking, you know what I'm saying. I'm not really dunking. No, I think
he's trying to throw it in. He's not trying to dunk.
Back in this day, back in this time, any superstar dunker, all the Kobe's, and
Michael Jordan's like through the 80s, especially no, it's really the 90s and 2000s
anytime we wanted to see someone in the dunk contest really bad they always agreed to go in the
dunk contest. LeBron was the first nigga we had to beg and he still didn't do it bro.
We were on our knees man. Here it is. He wants to show how high he is. Come on, he's got a
That's a good toss.
What?
That's a hollabandon.
That's a 48-4.
That's a hollabandon.
50!
At least 29.
Oh.
Yeah.
There you go. That's a good talk.
What?
That's a hell of a dump.
Come on. That's a 48-4.
That's a hell of a dump.
50!
At least 29.
Yeah.
Rudy Fernandez in land.
Nah, nah, nah. That was a good first round.
Bronco de Juana.
Guaranteed Bronco de Juana.
100% Bronco de Juana.
1000%, bro.
Damn.
I mean this aside from Rudy Fernandez that's a between Nate Robinson and Dwight
Howard and J.R. Smith that's three iconic dunkers bro really really iconic
in one dunk contest that's legendary that's very very legendary Zion still
didn't true I mean now it's cooked nobody give a fuck about like you don't
get the best dunkers in the offside game no more I feel like the stars
and the superstars I think they have too much of an ego that they don't
care to participate. They don't want to risk sometimes they don't want to risk their body.
They don't want to risk their body. They want to risk injury and they just play it safe and they
like if it doesn't help them in life then they just don't do it. They don't care about the
entertainment of it. They don't care and that's just what it is bro. Can't even be too mad at
them for it bro. Um as life man. Uh let's do a couple more on the reddit and then no way to reset.
Oh bro.
Imagine Sly living out here, just killing her.
Geez, the bees man.
That's fucking beautiful bro.
9-11 Turbo S-Coupe.
With a main Surrey.
It does look sexy, I can't lie.
We look at these pictures together, okay?
One time.
And then we delete the evidence.
I say we delete it right now.
Are you nuts?
I want to find out if I'm in the hospital. Is that in there?
Yeah, it's in there.
Guys, one time.
Deal?
Deal. Deal.
Oh
Yo, I might like you to inspire me, I might do one of these from Australia.
I like this, I like this.
You know what I was really gonna do, chat?
I was really gonna do, who knows about this one right here?
Agent Zero!
Finally met his match at Popeye's, lit happily ever after.
I haven't fought my friends, don't feel like straight people,
don't feel like work or nothing.
Go up, live it.
W season two, Jack.
W season two.
Season three on the way.
That's next time.
I love you guys very much.
It was a great week, a great week.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
Take me to your best friend's house.
Going around this drive we've got.
Oh
You know you're okay.
I love you.
You're gonna be okay with that.
Yeah!
Have a nice with the ending, man.
You love you guys.
This is the big thing.
Thank you.
Thank you for joining us in our landform.
That's beautiful, bro.
That's beautiful. I'm not a lie. Man.
Care artwork day two Universal Studios. Brother.
I look like a freestyle two basketball player.
You went crazy, gang. Man, you give me mad aura, Brozki.
What the fuck? It's for you, Chef Toad.
I feel like every time y'all surprise me and like my standards go higher and y'all continue
to surprise me.
Is this the same person?
No, it's not.
It's different people stepping into A&P.
No.
not. It's different people stepping into A and P.
No.
Period
Agent dancing
I was trying to melt you!
You got it when you start.
You have no choice.
You just gutted your own horse.
Trucker yapping with us.
PEDAL FITS US!
Well, I'ma be honest, manager.
I actually didn't drive by one of the fellow co-workers.
I drank some of the lean,
and Mr. Lee's was the one that gave it to me.
YEEEAAAAH!
What's going on?
This is like a perfect game, bro.
I'm cleaning it up. You all right, buddy?
get a window this right here?
I work club!
They're gonna kick you off!
You're gonna kick me off!
God, I need money!
Hello, Sire.
I like your eyebrows.
I'll knock today.
You look at each other.
Those blue sheets.
That's what you show the show.
That's what I do.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Do I have to stop me?
You say it?
What?
I'm not your mother.
I'm your mother.
Because I'm my mother.
My business is doing my job.
So how about you go to the gas station
and do your fucking job?
That's what it's just for you.
Thank you for coming to come and go.
Thank sorry.
Here we go.
Thank you for coming to here to go.
I'm so glad we ended up playing I'm so glad
Because I know everybody was mad at Tara. I was worried people were gonna go to sleep
It's like damn, but we're not gonna play games, but that was a fun game, bro
That was good. I thought there's a lot of good games coming out. I mean, I'm not gonna um
Yeah, there's a lot of good games coming out
It's chicken karate the chicken nuggets of the Japanese world
What?
So what?
It's past the teammates!
Nigga, you're not that guy anymore!
You're not that guy anymore!
Oh, I used to do this!
I used to do this!
I used to do this!
I used to do this!
I used to do this!
I used to do this!
Yeah!
I was dead and got a gun, bruh.
I broke up with a red.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Guard, duh!
Ain't no wrong with that.
Oh, that one!
This one?
It is, though!
He's sitting, he got out later.
Does he have a GTR?
No, he has a, uh...
Does he like GTRs?
Probably so.
Wait, they said yes.
They're saying yes, that one!
It's not missionary, but it's full guard.
Okay.
Wait.
There's a new guy.
Well now they're changing.
But no, I'm going to go back to Scott.
This is a hundred and forty bucks.
I can buy that.
I'll get that.
One for forty. I literally have it in the bathroom too.
We're going to try and set it up on stream.
I'm going to need some help with it though.
I can't sell it out.
I didn't want to make sure he likes it.
Like what if he thinks it's lame?
That's what we're going to do.
Yeah, okay, okay, love dips exclusive tour inside the NBA's most unique arena
and I haven't even been in that arena whoa I haven't been in that arena since the championship run
Oh
Fake fan, nah, nah, I've been to like
20 rapper games since they're just not in Toronto. I'm down to you Toronto is a very expensive city, bro
Coruscita Toronto three four thousand Corsair in Atlanta three four hundred
Yeah, I love it out here, bro. It's amazing. I see the court side. I feel like a bargain.
If AJ becomes a football player,
y'all comparisons, uh, it's not doing it today, man. I'll be honest.
No, I know what clip that is.
Wait, is this not the intro anymore?
Oh god, oh god, I used to turn the TV down so my parents didn't hear me.
If they see the diva match, they'll be like, what are you watching? And it was mad difficult to explain what I was watching
So I'll turn this shit down
Back in the day, bro. Now my dad will watch it with me. Damn, how old are you? I was probably
like 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, when this was out, 15 maybe, 14, 13, maybe like 16, maybe 12.
I was you know, I was I was old enough to know what the fuck I was watching
They got cable in Canada no no dude they just have fucking radio bro, and I was just listening to the music
Come on bro, what you think?
You kid?
We saw it, Chad, we saw it.
I think we're caught up.
Hosts are in the wall, turned around in front of the field.
Around goes J-
That would be sick.
I don't even want to replay that.
It's gonna hurt me.
It's gonna hurt me to watch.
Yo, W Reddit, W Reddit, W Reddit, W Reddit, W Reddit.
W Reddit.
I might go to the bathroom.
Yo, that's your part I'll hit like, rock,
cocaine, like Zanz.
All right, I'm about to go to the bathroom, Chad.
What's a good clip I can leave y'all on?
It's just a point.
Oh!
Alright, I'm just gonna play some.
I'm too lazy to find some shit for y'all today, man.
I'm apologizing.
Nah, I'm gonna find some shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Watch me cook, watch me cook.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Oh, something I might be too, uh, young for this.
You
You
I'm in the Buckeye, Jericho!
Jut no money to chat!
Yo nasty get the five, yo nasty pre-santuit gun!
I can't sell out my money!
And they're gonna get it!
W5 in the chat! W5 in the chat!
And it's my second for number one brand in sports entertainment.
I knew it was gonna be a good one.
And it's my second for number one brand in sports entertainment.
I knew it was only a matter of time before we saw that.
I don't like that.
But as long as it's been there, it's going to keep happening.
That's about the right, Cole.
If you're not doing everything you can to win, then you're in a role game.
You dead ass missed out, bro. There was a time and a place, but you wasn't there for it.
Yo, Dharak, favorite of twenty-two months, we subbed with a matching agency.
Hey, did you wash your hands?
Did you wash your hands?
No, no, no, no, I didn't wash my hands.
What you think, bro?
Of course I fucking wash my hands.
I don't need y'all reminders to wash my hands, bro.
I'm a grown ass man.
Nah.
You see that?
It's wet a little bit.
I didn't fully dry it.
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
You should not even, it's moist.
You see that?
you see it you see it also like I could tell you I don't wash your hands well
because you shouldn't really need to remind it bro it's like certain things
you don't need to remind her on and when you say it makes me think like you need
reminders
water no soap and now you're breaking me am I supposed to come out here with
soap on my hands how am I supposed to prove that to you realistically
All right, this one's about to do a check, okay?
Anybody joined the Discord?
No, not everybody.
Discord or voice channel, today,
we're figuring out who the worst person in the agency is.
Anonymous, the worst thing you ever did, bro.
But come anonymous, though.
Come anonymous.
All right, change your name, just show them this one.
especially if this shit is illegal.
Anybody at the end of this right here?
We're going to ground somebody
the worst person in agency.
I don't want to be anonymous.
Okay, then don't. I mean, it's up to you.
You don't have to be anonymous.
I feel like you should.
But I guess it's up to you, brother man.
Hold on, let me pull up the discord.
Yo join the general voice channel join the general voice channel
I'm a goody two shoes
I
Yo
Yo yo, uh, my name
Say it again. My name is jump
Okay Jim. There's no way this is me like my room. All right um one day a nigga was a little bit horny
so I called my girlfriend over to my house. Hey Jim. The things in my Buddhist bed
She was dead, got nothing on her bed,
and didn't even see her seat.
And she's sleeping on her.
Got sleep, and yeah.
Jim?
Yeah.
Who'd you say this was?
My name is Jimity.
Whose bed was it, I mean?
My mother's.
Hi Jim.
Alright, have a good day, big boy.
Shut up, bitch.
You
Yo
You
Yo, what's up man, what's the worst thing you ever did, bro?
Okay, I think I can read my name, hold on a second, speak my bad.
What is it?
I have a...
So as I can read my name,
I'd like to watch Jeff talk.
Like, I love it, you know?
And I don't know why and everybody talking there. I don't think it's weird, you know, I love it, you know
Like I just get excited watching that shit
Why are you mean like you like watching crime doc since you like that?
No, no, no, no, no, you know like the only
Yeah, there are things that
Oh, what's what you like about it?
If you know I like to see the inside of people like that's why I want to become a doctor like I'm studying
Let's see just because of that you know
Yeah, I just want to see the inside of people like the brain and the...
Hold on you're about to become a doctor?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I like to hold knives and hammers and maybe you could be a carpenter.
You know the doctor is
But it's like it's it man long though to get your uh to get all the degrees and shit
You're gonna be like 30 hold on age. Hold on. I just got a feeling that you don't want me to be a doctor
Is that is that the case?
Shit, you're not gonna be my doctor. I'm not worried about it, but I'm just saying like for you though
Like I want to make sure you're happy, you know
Yeah, as long as I'm right right
No. No, that's not what I said.
Yo, wait. No, but let me get it. Look, that's all I'm going to say. So,
that guy doesn't ever arrest me and my school doesn't find out. So, they kick me out of their
program. So, but... Wait, wait, what school? What school?
No, no, no.
Okay, too much, too much.
Now what year are you though? What year?
Hold on. I'm in my second year in December.
What's the last four years of social?
Fucking ugly.
Let me tell you something.
Can I tell you something?
I mean, it sounds like you're about to start.
Oh.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God, bro. Yo. Yo. Yo, what's up? Yeah, I can
What's the what's what's the first thing you ever done?
So look,
I have this friend and she
to somebody I feel like and I didn't tell the person it happened to.
Hold on, she did what?
So mind you, I've been friends with this girl
since I was in like middle school, like we go way back.
She's living with her boyfriend at the time, right?
And she develops this kind of a crush on a third friend.
They invite this third friend over.
Mind you, I've been to their house.
I didn't know they had shit like this going on.
They end up having to sleep over.
They're all sleeping on the couch.
It's to pull out.
It's really comfortable, whatever.
She wakes up before everybody else.
She's like, you know, morning time,
how y'all get whatever, rubs one out.
Mind you, her boyfriend, the friend, sleeping next to each other, doesn't say anything.
Everybody else wakes up, they end up, you know, not knowing, whatever.
And she tells me this because I wasn't there.
And she tells me she like tries to hide it from me at first.
And I end up having to like, tie her off after this.
But I didn't know what to do.
Like if I should tell the other person because I've never met them.
I didn't have proof.
So then I just kind of like, I had to shrink off,
like I couldn't talk to her after that.
I couldn't look at her the same.
Cause like I've been, where she committed this act.
I've been holding that in for three years.
So she just, she just touched herself?
just touch herself?
Or while others were asleep?
Yeah, yeah, like next to, like it was a sleepover.
Like I didn't know, cause I at the time,
like we've been through everything together.
Like she needed money, I gave her money.
Like if I needed a place to stay
cause I was having home stuff, like I went to her.
So I'm thinking I know everything about her.
Like I would never be friends with somebody
that would do something like this.
That's not in my character.
and I didn't think it was hurt.
But like, this was the first time
I've ever been to anybody's house.
I went to her house.
Like we were always together, always talking.
And she just kind of dropped this on me.
Like out of the blue one night, she was like, yeah,
so I did this.
And I could tell she felt guilty about it.
Like, cause why else would you hide it?
And then try and tell me, like try and smooth it out.
in the story, you know?
But I didn't,
I had like, I, to this day, I don't know what to do
cause there's not like a statute of limitations
that's run out yet.
But again, I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
I mean, you weren't there though, were you?
She just told you.
No, but like, I know I'm friends with her boyfriend.
Like I met her boyfriend before she knew him
And he doesn't know this happened to him either.
How the fuck are y'all confused?
She's saying that her friend touched herself
while she was sleeping right beside multiple people
that didn't know again.
Duh!
Pay attention, man, lock in.
That's what you said, right?
Yeah.
All right.
Sorry, I'm not good at telling stories.
Like, I've been, this has been like
on my mind for like years at this point.
Okay, Chad, if someone did that to you,
let's say a man did that to you while you were asleep,
right beside you, would it be who cares?
No nigga, you would feel violated, bro.
Huh?
What are you talking about?
All right, anyway, thank you for sharing.
Appreciate it.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
Oh, God damn.
I'm asleep.
My friends do that all the time.
Your friends are different game. You got very different friends, bro
Yo
Yo, so that was the worst thing you ever did bro
So we were just going egging a lot and so what we
We fucking started egging this one chick. It's out of a wheelchair and
She just started trying to like pick it up all while we're egging her and she just it's we just like cat egging
And I don't know that's the worst thing I probably did pretty corny, but I'll fuck with it
You fuck with it
you
you
you
you
you
you
You nailed it.
Oh, so yeah, he was trying to press me and shit, but then all my boys was there too.
And then that shit made me look kind of pushing because I couldn't I didn't want to fight them because that's what pops you through me.
So I had to plot my revenge game.
So then I went up. We went, um, I plotted.
it. So like for weeks, we eventually got down there because I was already smashing it for
a minute. So then we just went to her crib and then she was pointing out how it was your
pops of conner and shit. So I made sure I've smashed her on her, his motherfucking recliner
and then we went to her, his room, I mean, yeah, his room and then smashed on his bed
Because he was a single father.
So whatever the fuck it is.
And then also, I mean, this was a couple of years ago,
so I was gone and dumber.
So the barbershop got edged and shit.
Because he was like, yo, the way you were trying to press me,
bro, imagine, like, yo, AJ, you like 6'4", right?
Yeah, I'm 6'3".
Fuck, no, you're not.
How the fuck you going?
Because you're joining me.
Yeah, I am.
I am 6'3".
Fuck no, you know
How are you gonna tell me my height bro?
I'm six four with AF ones game that I've seen you again
I've been watching since I was a jit fucking you time up
What you weren't I was in Florida, Toronto, New York or Oklahoma City, so you fucked on his bed
You fucked on his recliner then what?
Shit, I mean you won't hit enough part
I made sure that I made sure that aim away from her mouth and that she was on the pillow.
And I'm the recliner too.
Give me one second.
Chad, uh, drop a pole, Mauds.
Would you disown your daughter if she did, if she did that to you, bro?
would you disown your daughter if she fucked another guy that was coming all over your pillows
and shit?
How fast would you fucking disown your daughter, bro?
What kind of shit?
Nigga!
I got like, imagine laying down in bed and it's crusty, you know what the fuck is that?
Smell, you know, what's that smell, ugh.
It must have just been my slobber while I was sleeping last night
Damn really 97 96% Jesus
Awesome awesome awesome. Okay. Uh wow wow
Good for you, man, I'm glad I'm glad you got back. I want to say one more thing game
Yeah, we egged his
Not we I mean people
eggs is barbershop and
Um, it was all over like I mean I was younger and down the road
So like yeah, it's he was just trying to disrespect me and I'm like on and he was like up to my fucking like
Underneath my chest like press trying to like press me and shit. So I ain't fucked with that shit
So I got my get back in but now you know, I'm a change man. I don't do none of that shit no more
I'm I don't know if you
You probably don't remember, but I'm the JIT in my nine on even say, but you keep doing
your content and shit been fucking to since I was a JIT.
And I know you can't tell him where I'm from because of all the lingo, but New York
is a mixing pot game.
All types of cultures around here.
No, type shit, type shit.
All right, Broski.
Oh boy.
What's up? What's up? What's the worst thing you ever did?
What's the worst thing you ever did?
Well, I haven't done anything in a bad way. It's the story about my friend.
Robots are telling us the story about his friend gang.
Come on, bro hitting come on, bro
And chase
Yo yo, can you hear me? Yeah, what's up, man?
My name is not chase. Don't money money. My name Jamal is not go ahead chase
So I used to go to daycare because you know my mom used to work, my dad used to work too.
And this daycare was really cool, we always went on trips.
And we went to this like old time museum thing.
I have a camera, I wanted a camera.
This bed kid, oh can I say that?
It's too late, you already said it.
Oh yeah, this bed kid had a camera, oh a nice camera.
I think a cannon us
It was five something it was a nice camera his mom was rich it don't even matter so I was like yo, bro
I got a hot wheel for you, bro
I'll give you this hot wheel. I'll put it in your bag. I had not given a hot wheel and I came home with the camera
That's a fake story bro, I lost the camera like day after that's not a that's that's a fake story, bro
You don't have to put on
No, I don't believe you chase no, I believe you bro
You probably gave the nigga camera
What are you talking about game you literally have a racing sim in your house in a 3d printer, bro
You were not from the streets of anything, bro
You have so do you
I'm not
I'm not from the streets. Oh you gave me my stuff and my house, bro
Yeah
Chase you're a good fucking booty or good fucking kid you volunteer
Okay, you work at plenty nonprofits and stuff like that. That's not your body man
This this this segment not for you, bro. All right. How about I will say what the best thing you ever did
I want you to tap in and tell me all the good things you've done for humanity. Okay?
All right. Well, no bullshit. I have one more question
What?
My girlfriend really likes you. Can you say hi trendy, bro? You don't have a girlfriend, bro on God. I
Hate that. He just lied for no reason, bro. It's so weird. It's like Daniel like the Nick is weird, bro
He just keeps lying
My ex's kidney update yo
Yo, bro, what's up, bitchy ass, nigga?
How you been?
Hold on, nigga, what up, bro?
Bro, shut your fat ass up, I need you.
All right, bro, what's the worst thing you ever did, man?
How do you feel?
Huh?
What's the worst thing you ever did?
Worst thing I ever did, alright, so let me break this down.
As a human or like, personally?
That's, it's not a trick question, bro.
Worst thing I ever did, like, does it,
doesn't have to be what I did to myself personally
or what I did to other people.
It could be to anybody.
Hmm.
Um, let's see, I've done a lot of bad shit
during those, you know.
I'm not gonna lie.
There's a time in 2020 where I was straight shooting blanks and kept going shit hurt
I think my I had think I had blue balls for like a week
But um that was a while ago shooting blanks. That's the worst thing I did to myself
But I mean I think every man has gone through that shooting blanks, and then they just keep doing it especially during COVID
You know
It's not true. Don't put that on everybody game. There's a very exclusive experience
What?
but let me let me down here I'm here for one thing or one thing all right
bro what happened bro how you feeling agent give a fuck how I'm feeling man
you don't care what the fuck don't give a fuck bro is this how you portray me now
you dirt wash smelling bitch you listen to me all right you're not gonna do
what you bitch you know agent I promise you bro if you see me real life you are
gonna shake my hand being a great adult you are and I'm we're gonna go
By our ways bro, cuz you're a great adult, bro. You don't do nothing. You're not scary. You're a bitch at the end of the day
If somebody slapped you will not slap them back. I'm gonna be honest and that would be me
I'll slap the shit out of you and just walk away and have a have a great time
You can't one thing you learn when you have things to lose is you can't fight with niggas to have nothing to lose
Bro, you already like you've lost everything game. You're missing the kidney, bro
Feel me you're missing the kidney money. What could I possibly take from you?
What can I take?
Look, bro, that's not the fucking point.
What can I take?
Now tell me, what do you have that I want?
What do I have?
What do you have?
I have my other kidney.
You can't take that.
I want to give it to you.
I don't know.
You seem very, you're a very given guy, man.
Alright, get to the fucking point, man.
What's up, bro?
That's the thing.
So, I have a confession, but I don't think it's time to air it out yet because
because it hasn't passed the time, if you feel me,
I'm gonna be honest, but I have one thing to tell you.
An opportunity.
Hear me out.
You haven't done a gaming gauntlet in a minute.
And usually when you do these gaming gauntlets,
it's like, oh, money, money this, money that.
See, I'm not here for the money.
Let's make some content, you feel what I'm saying.
I have a full head of hair and beard.
Brows have a lot of hair on my upper body. So I'm saying we do a gaming got you have nothing to lose
I have a lot of you bro. I'm not
For what and the game of the game and go let's all about money dick face
No, they definitely are they're just asking to wire me to brand. Why would I let twitch take a split?
It's about reigning subs. It's about winning for the community niggas
And that's wrong about making money. I would just make a semi to 500 to sell some of the thousand to sell
But it's shit hit harder when it's a lacy gift a hundred subs that shit hits everybody that watch
Vacu-ray gift a thousand subs
You wouldn't know bro cuz you don't win at anything. That's why you're not familiar with the feeling Gingo. I can win
You give me the opportunity to win. I'll beat you. I promise you you can pick the three games and I promise you
I'll beat you in all three
Focus on your studies money
Yo, yo, I'll meet you again, Gengom.
All right, bros are afraid.
Um...
Yo, there's a couple crazy ones, Geng. I can't lie.
There's a couple crazy ones, bro.
Yo, I'll meet you again.
Hey agent. What's up? What's up? I just before we start, uh, I mean, that you're not gonna judge. Okay.
Y'all, we wouldn't, we would never judge here at the agency. Like, like, like, we live with one judge, okay? Say it again?
Like, we listen and we don't judge, okay? Chad, I need y'all to...
We live with one judge, okay? So, I was, I was young, you guys. I was young. I was young. I was very, very young.
I don't know what made me do this, but I guess I was met her or something.
I put my sister to brush them up, but...
Listen, listen!
Yeah, Miss Hiryu, did you say you put your sister to brush on your butt?
And then in the middle of it, she caught me and then told my father.
Oh
You got this is putting your sister's toothbrush in your butt
It wasn't in okay. It was one. It was one. I'm not okay
In a agent you're not judging right? No, I'm not a lot. I'm not judging. I'm look nobody in the chat
Right, right
Right, so you just did it for fun
No, no, I think I was mad at her. I honestly forgot why I did it, but yeah
Understood. Oh, yeah
Everybody say they're not judging. Okay. Well, thank you
Cause I'm not gonna check right now. No, I feel like I'm being judged. No. Oh, no, they would
They would never they would never they would never
Judge you nasty. Oh
I mean, I was young. I would never do it now. Of course. Of course
That you weren't supposed to judge bro
Fuck dude, I don't even know how you get caught doing that. Like would you not close it like I look
I'm not gonna put things in my butt, but would you not want to go?
So bro, what's the worst thing you ever done?
All right, first of all, we met like a couple times
You don't need you we fat can't fucking 2k we played a couple time pregame Jordan
Brutelson World Turtle, but the worst thing I ever did bro. No we played
together. What's your username? World Turtle. Oh my god, it's been 10 years
Bro, I remember I know everybody who I play with bro Brutal sin pregame Jordan
You don't know who pregame Jordan. I know both of them or what's your name? All right world turtle
And they got was at the fat camp with you
God damn nah, I remember you go ahead
All right long story short now you I got two stories
Do you want to hear about the three some that I had?
I stole from my mother. What's the worst story? Like which one are you bigger?
Bro stealing from my mom, bro. I feel bad. Yeah, tell me that one
All right, bro. So, you know these little plastic piggy banks
Like the little plastic piggies that you put money in. Yeah, they're called. Yeah
Bet I so when I was like in high school. You feel me?
She she used to put money in her piggy bank so she could sense their family and Haiti
You know I'm saying we're a legal immigrant society you from Canada. I'm from Haiti. All right
Well, what I used to do being my friends we should go in her piggy bank
I used to take a tweezer is take the money out the piggy bank to go by weed and smoke with my friends
That's fucked up, but I feel so bad, bro, but she's good now
You know I'm saying I'll take care of her bar house and all that shit
But I should go to the piggy bank
with a tweezer
Take the money out
Without her knowing and then one day she went to her piggy bank. It's like, oh, yeah
I'm gonna get my money you down and save it for years to go on the trip and she's like, man, where my money go I
Feel so bad, bro
Like you're the first person I ever told this shit, bro
And I feel really bad and then now she has cancer. She's dying this shit, bro
So it's kind of fucked up, but let me understand this correctly.
Your mom stored the money in a piggy bank instead of a bank account.
You stole that money and used it. And now she has cancer by weed.
To buy weed. This was like 10 years ago. More than 10 years ago, like 15, 16 acres of
Don't make me feel bad. I'm just having my confession, bro.
You didn't get your ass beat hard enough
That's what it was because if I ever stole from a piggy bank
The the lashing I would have received it was too scary for me to even attempt
You don't know how bad I got my ass
Don't bad-ass
Kid bro. Yeah, I know exactly my parents kept the money, but I would never go if five dollars
We're missing and it was my fault game. It'll be over for me. I think I'll be home
I feel I feel bad, bro.
I went to church.
I repented, bro, like fast and I turned vegan.
I don't eat meat no more.
It is bad, bro.
Like just know that.
Thank you, bro.
You're inspiring me to do better.
All right. Yeah.
Yeah. Thank you, bro.
It was fucked up, bruh.
You know what you did for me, bro?
I stopped hanging out with people like that, bro.
Well, it's the people I hang around with, bro.
It's good.
Now I hang around to do Dennis's and shit.
But as do I was just with do like three
weeks ago, like the folks.
Yeah, I'm not, you know why I am.
I just I got I'm using a secret discord two weeks ago.
We were together not two weeks.
December, December 27th, December, December 27th, December 27th.
I think you can take it.
Tom Swann.
No, bro, Sarah, Sarah, she had?
Hello?
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, like, come on, bro.
But I was literally at Fat Camp with you.
You don't remember me with the voice?
Bro, you bought the Cadillac you got?
From me, Jemela, say it.
Yeah, I'm not saying I don't remember, bro.
Yeah, I understand.
I'm glad you grew from that, though.
Yeah, I'm glad you grew from that.
I did, bro.
Yeah.
Can you please hop back on 2k?
No!
Please!
I-
Make a tag and get back on 2k, but I'm happy, bro.
You're gonna be miserable again?
Come on, bro.
You don't fuck with me for real.
Hop back on 2k.
When there's hella games to play.
Yo!
I'll meet you, Mike.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, hello?
Hello?
Yo, undefend.
Hi, hi.
You said Rosie took you to a first show.
What's up?
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Okay.
Okay, so I'm only saying this, but I thought it was quite on topic.
But it's probably not the worst thing I've ever done as an adult, but there's a kid, and I still remember it as not with yesterday.
Anyway, I grew up, I live in the city now, but I grew up in, like, very stereotypical, like, country town, Australia, as you can hear.
And it sounds not true, and I don't need to think of this as a stereotype, but I had koalas in my back yard, which was really cool.
And it was kind of like a sensor, but they'd be like crawling on, like hanging on to your bedroom window, and it was really cute.
I used to like sneak food and run out and I thought that you know all things love like
sweets so I would like run out and like I've been lollies and watermelon and things like
that and it probably like really wasn't very good for them that was fine but I like really
felt deeply connected to these koalas and they were my friends and they were my friends
And then I would have been like six, five.
One day, my mom was driving me home from kindergarten
or something or prep.
And I would have been throwing my stuffed toys at her
in from the back of the car.
Like, no, no, no.
And my mom, you know, she's driving in her outback kind of
like in her car.
And she ran over to Kuala Lumpur.
Like a collateral?
Like just two.
She didn't know though.
I know because I was throwing my stuff toys at her so she was looking back at me.
Like, like, shh.
Like, what?
And then, like, it's actually quite easy.
Like, there's a lot of deaths of kangaroos and koalas
like, getting hit by things.
But this is very true.
And every time we were done with it, I'd be like, mom,
do you remember?
Mom.
And I'd go for it.
She was up with my folks.
And I felt really bad.
It was really traumatic.
You knew the exact koalas?
Or was it just random koalas?
So there's like, they live in eucalyptus trees.
There was like maybe an acre of sand mixed for our house.
It had like all this eucalyptus trees in it.
Eucalyptus trees, I don't even know exactly what it was.
You know, maybe it was the one that used to like fall along my bedroom window
and that's really sad and I don't know if it was a baby.
It could have been a mom and maybe I opened a whole family of koalas.
I'm sorry for the... maybe this is an apology for all the animals, all the colors.
And I heard this, you're doing great.
I'm sure you're going to have an amazing time in Australia.
I can't stop crying the last minute now.
No, no, no, no, I just, I love going to Australia and I really hope you have a great time.
The, like, it's obviously a colonised land so I really hope that you get to learn a little bit about our traditional owners of the land.
I will, um, Aboriginal people. I think that would be really cool.
Anyway, Rosie was telling me about that a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, it's like we hold it very important,
like reparations and acknowledging
that we're a colonized country.
Anyway, have a great time this early on.
Appreciate it.
Chat, was she crying or laughing?
I can't tell.
That's can't tell bro. At first I thought she was crying. I was like damn
Nervous
What kind of shit is that bro
Oh
Yo, I'm you
Hello?
Hello?
Hey.
Did you hear me?
Say something?
Hey.
You might be awful for me.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right, so I'm sorry, I'm like really freaking nervous.
This started in high school. I'm not in high school anymore. This was my senior year.
And basically what happened is that I don't know if I'm gonna make this very clear. I think I got
But basically, one of my teachers, sorry, I'm very scared, he was very nice, very charismatic.
And basically, as the school year went on,
I like his desk right next to mine,
just to be clear in his class.
And there was one time where I had
to take a test after class.
And basically, it was just me and Henry.
Now, to be clear, I was 18 at the time.
But basically, during the test, right,
he was like talking, actively talking,
which was already weird in itself,
because it's like, dude, I'm taking a test or whatever.
But as the test went on, he got up from his desk
and sat next to him, I was like, I was like, started helping me.
And basically, after we sat next to him,
he started to approach me.
And I rejected it, obviously.
I mean, I took it as he was being nice,
like trying to help me kind of thing.
But anyways, after that happened,
He gave me his social media.
Like his social media?
It's how?
Like his social media?
Yeah, social media.
And he was like, he was like, how do I say this?
I took it as like, he was being nice to me.
I don't know.
He was like, if you need any help,
you can reach out through it.
I was like, OK.
And anyways, that was the first altercation kind of thing.
And after that happened, I figured out he had a good friend.
And keep in mind, he was young.
He was a young teacher.
He was probably 21, to be honest.
And I was like, OK, I'm going to do what a girl does.
And I searched him up and her up.
And she's like, you're a busy boy.
You know, she looks like a whatever.
And I found her.
And I was like, oh, shoot.
That's crazy.
I didn't know he had a golden bluff.
And I was like, should I do something about it?
But well, that's how I think about it now.
Back then, I was like, I mean, the guy was relatively attractive.
And I was like, I don't know what to do,
because I really was really nice and very approachable.
He wasn't weird at first when I thought of it, when I was younger.
And so I'm going to fast forward to the end of the school year,
of senior year.
And basically, graduation happens.
And once graduation happens, he gives me his phone number.
I'm like, OK.
And he texts me first.
And he's like, hey, we should meet at some point
during the summer.
I was like, OK, this is fine.
I mean, it's during, I mean, at that point, I'm like, not
in the high school anymore.
And so I'm not going to lie to you.
It was basically a date.
I mean, basically a date.
And I knew in mind that he had a girlfriend.
And I was like, oh, God, what am I doing?
And yeah, I know what it's like, right?
How long was this?
This was like three years ago, three, four years ago.
Yeah, sorry if my voice sounds weird.
No, you're good.
But, and basically, at the date,
It was, we were eating at a place downtown in the city where we live.
And after the date, he basically offered me to go to his place.
Huh?
Say it again?
And I was like, oh shoot.
Say it again?
He told me, he basically told me.
Sorry, can you hear me?
Yeah.
He basically asked me to go to his place and I was like, oh shoot, I should probably not
go.
And at this point, at the end of the day, I was like, I'm not even interested anymore.
This is like, I was thinking like, you know,
teenage girl like, oh, this is,
would never happen if, or this is a cool thing.
And then, you know, that's when I can't be like,
oh, sure, this is wrong, you know?
And so, I basically told the girlfriend afterwards.
friend afterwards.
And it had to end up and it broke up.
And basically what happened is they opened an impressive.
And he got fired and.
So that was the word.
That
Yep, yeah, well, thank you for sharing
I mean good to meet you agent huge fan you to appreciate you
Bro
God damn
It's a bad one to drive, but I just missed him. She will do a couple more
or somebody's make sure make sure they're like, I want it to be first person because
if it's if it's something happening to you, then it's kind of just a confession is that's
a regular confessions.
No, it's not I should have I should have been clear about the worst thing you've
ever done.
Otherwise, what's going to happen to her kicked out
of military dishonor?
Let's go.
Are we gaming?
Yeah, we're about to game after this.
Yo, what's up?
What's up?
I don't know what's going to happen to her.
Tim?
We're gaming.
Oh, no, I ain't Tim.
What's up, Gango?
No, so not so.
This is about to be a story.
It's not that long story, but it's
about how I got kicked out of the military.
Like with dishonorable discharge,
but almost like it got upgraded to general.
Okay, what happened?
So to put it at Learman's terms,
you can say upgrade.
Let's say the first week I got into like,
so when you get into the military,
you have to go through boot camp and then AIT
And then after you do those two, you get to your station
wherever you station at, right?
So after I finished bootcamping,
the ART I got stationed at Fort Campbell,
Derby gate, right?
So I had the platoon sergeant that I had to put under me
because you joined a squad every company you joined into.
The sergeant I had over me,
I guess I don't know for what reason.
I guess it's cause he said that I like to talk with my hands.
I don't know if you have having like in a conversation
where you use your hands to move around,
talk around and stuff.
So I don't know if it's my accent
or he like how I talk with my hands,
but he would always try to embarrass me.
The first weeks I've been there
trying to embarrass me in front of a group of people.
I wasn't going for it when we was in patrol this one time.
So he came up to me and he told me
that my name tag that was on my hat was upside down.
I told them like, okay, no problem, I'll fix it.
Instead of me just fixing it,
he wanted me to go, it's called resting position, right?
You know when you first start up a push up
and you had that first,
they know, I don't know what the fuck you call it,
like the prone position.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he wanted me to go in the prone position.
Mind you, we in the first formation
where everybody's that, you know, you got your sergeants,
you got everybody else thinking that.
I mean, you got my friends, his friends
all in the corner watching him.
And I know it's that and I'm like, no, I'm not doing it.
Like, you got me fucked up.
Cause I see his friends in the corner
all smirking and smiling like he tried to, you know,
show out and shit.
So I said, no, I'm not doing it.
The minute I said, no, he said, oh, you sure?
He said, what?
You know, try to raise his voice to make a scene
I said no, I'm not doing it. My other sergeant came over I've explained to him what happened
My other sergeant took over with the platoon sergeant side
Right. I'm like, oh, no, so nobody's on my side. So I'm now I'm really mad. I'm not you know, what you with him too
So both y'all now
But that was like the worst possible choice. I told him if we wanted me to do it
You have to make me do it like I was getting heated
the minute he put my hand on my shoulder, I slapped his hand, we started wrestling.
When we in first formation, like the first sergeant, like the boss of us, he comes out
the last, like he's the last person to come out. So he hears all the rumbling, he comes
outside and sees that we're getting into it, they just tell me to go inside. That
was the first, like, first strike, right? So because of that, mind you, I just
or in the military.
So they just took away, I was PFC.
So they just put me back down one rank
and for two weeks I was making like $400 in two weeks.
Like mind you, that late.
But everything I had to do bills, cards, $400
while I was there until, you know,
it's like a recommendation article.
article. You think you're working on one? Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
If I were to get said, yeah, I'm gonna go through that. Who
knows who else would have been trying me then? So, okay, I
have to show at least I would fight back. Right, right,
right, right. Right. The second part might do is like a
leading. The second part was I borrowed one of my
friend's car. I was driving fast. I didn't know his car
was front wheel drive. So I tried to drift inside the parking lot. I fucked up. I hit
a curb and I crashed into like three other cars in the parking lot. The crazy part was
another company commander was standing outside and he was just watching the whole thing
take place.
This happened while he was in the military.
Yeah, every going that happened while I was in the military. I tried to drift inside.
I hit three cars. He's just watching it. I don't know if he's watching it.
So while I hit the three cars, I'm trying to leave.
Like this is not where I'm even supposed to be right now.
So I'm like, did I go? No, I'm here.
So I'm trying to leave.
But the car was so fucked up that it wouldn't even drive.
Like it's scraping the floor and me trying to leave.
And I hear like I look outside and I hear him screaming.
Yeah. Hey.
So that was the second fucking article I got, like another
article I got in the last strike was
Man, they can do a lot of taxes, huh?
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
They upgraded me, because all of it goes together, because the last strike they gave me was I
was deployed, and so I'm thinking, so we all have a gun when we deployed, right?
You got your vest, all that, you know, all decked out.
So I needed to use the bathroom, and we was on patrol.
So that's it.
You know how when they was building the border and all that, they deployed some
people at the border, and they had to watch the border and all that.
But I had to go use the bathroom, you know, they had little porta-potties outside of stuff. I had one of my other
office
Partners stay in the car while I went to go use the bathroom and then our personal vehicle
I'm not about to use the bathroom with all my gear on me
So I took some of my gear also, you know, I can feel relaxed in the back
But like I don't want to sit down with fucking Calvary on me and stuff. Of course. I took my gear out
I took off my vest. I put it inside the car with my gun
lock it. I guess while I was in the bathroom, another one of my supervisor came to patrol
around making sure he was doing what we were supposed to do. And I guess she's seen a pistol
inside the car. She can't get the pistol in the car. Unless you break it inside the window,
I would call it secured unless somebody's breaking in. But I guess to them, that's
not secured. And I guess that's like a big no-no. So from there, I didn't even finish
that last shift. They just tell me, go back to the hotel and we go talk to you. So all
that just to say all this, it came all the way down to I had to meet with the whole the
Fort Campbell commander and stuff. And he asked me, this is three incident that happened
in the span of two months. Do you really want to stay in the army? Because if not,
you're leaving here with a dishonorable discharge. And you know, I try to fake it
I don't think people will what be here.
I try to use the black card.
I'm using every single excuse I could throw at him.
And so he tells me, you know what?
I don't want you to fuck up your life.
I'm gonna give you a general discharge
and you're young.
You can start off your life all over again,
but just make sure you get the right choice for each time.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What happens if you get a dishonorable discharge?
Oh yeah, your life is fucked up, your life is over.
You can't get a job, you can't.
You fuck up business, people like to hire you
Everybody's gonna look your way like people that get this out of this. I was like, I like people that sold out on the country type shit
Like a trailer. We have to do some shit together. Like you went up there killing people out there, you know
They can't they can't deploy you right now
I'm not gonna tell them
I know but you know like
No, there's no way unless you know there's like some farm print that I'm in a 360. That's crazy
Should be over yeah
Unless I don't know. No, yeah. They're ready. Did you read the contract?
No, not really. I just signed it. I wanted a car
No, man. Yeah, it's probably, uh, yeah, you're probably good.
I should be alright. I don't even have no phone call from them.
They've been like, what, almost five years? I should be good.
Yeah. Yeah. Why would they pick you when they could just get chased from chat?
Exactly. Right. Exactly.
They picked me out half, half, half, so I should be alright.
No, you're right. You're right. You're right.
Okay. Hurts, man. Thanks for sharing, bro.
No, no. You go. You go.
I never heard of somebody squabble with their fucking
Yo, what's up, man, what's what's the worst thing you ever did man?
All right, so like I ain't gonna this story is bad long cool. I didn't get a year
So, I had this girl that I didn't really trust her, but none of my boys wanted to do a hoax.
So, I made a big snapchat. I signed up. I used my hoax picture. I started texting her. I sent her and she was responding back.
So, I went back, back and forth on both of my accounts. I'm texting her.
From there, I was like, yo, let me see something on my big account.
She said, she said, I was like, no, I don't want to do none of that.
So I went back to my other account, sent to her and everything.
Yo, she was like, I just wanted to ask, so I was like, no.
So I went back to my other account, so I sent her one more, one more, one more.
And then eventually that night, she sent me something.
I was like, yo, like, I can't get mad because it wasn't my job.
Like, I can't show them that I knew them.
That makes sense.
So I'm going to be saying that he didn't, trying to text us,
like, hey, baby, you're good, blah, blah, blah, blah,
she takes us back, yeah, I'm good.
Whole time, she's not going to lose over
to the fake account that I just made.
And she doesn't know this fake account is you.
Yeah, not at all.
Okay. So I ran my own loyalty test and she failed. And like to this day, she still doesn't know.
You broke up with her?
Uh, maybe like, like a week ago.
Wait, when did you do this? When did you do this loyalty test?
You stayed with her for two years after?
I was down bad, I was looking ugly and I didn't even have to perform and so I was just like, why not, you know?
But I did get back to my own thing though, I did get back to my own thing, but I guess I was my own cut. Is that the chance of that?
Yeah, a little bit, yeah, I guess you were.
Yeah, so like, I guess I did two things, you know, before and I'm only 20, 23 and so I got a lot of life in this thing.
Damn, you call her, you set her up, caught her cheating and stayed for two years.
What made you want to break up finally?
I got a car and a crib.
And I finally upgraded.
You got to do what you got to do listen
But now okay, I got one more story though. I got almost three
I was the crazy one. That's probably the worst thing ever did but this one is looking like a hell man
So me and my boys used to run both tests like back at both lines of the girl
You surround you surround what?
loyalty test
You are your cock
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
It wasn't for me though, it wasn't for me, it wasn't for me.
It was not for me to be on for this time.
So basically what happened was he asked me,
he was like, yo bro, my girl's kinda moving very,
can you text him about it?
So I started texting her, I had her up.
Two schools, kinda cool.
And then maybe like two, three days then,
I started calling her up, I was like,
I started talking to her phone.
And I was talking to my boy to help me,
I was like, yo, she's trying to give me energy,
or she's keeping it up.
Yeah, she likes having frames.
She has a lot of bell friends and stuff.
I was like, all right, whatever.
Cool, a lot of people are gonna boom.
So then one day she hit me up late at night
and was like, yo, what's the word, what's going on?
I said, I'm not really doing nothing.
She said, come through.
So I didn't tell my boy that I did go through
just to see it through.
You know, I had to make sure she was with you.
Yeah, you had to follow them on the test.
So, yeah, always, always.
So I go down and I hit,
we probably maybe cribbing on like you
so long you see something.
So she started out of the dog.
And then eventually, at the end of the day, she fell.
She fell from the boom.
She tried to take this back, but she fell, right?
The thing is, I never told them.
So they was together for like a year.
I just know man right you fucked her, but they broke up on some other stuff you fucked her. Oh
You know we just let lock a little bit
I mean, it's not bad there, right
Technically you like tasted your friend at the end of the day you think about it
Yeah, she's on the stand.
I really am.
It's not.
Stop.
You're not doing it.
We're not coming.
You're not doing it again.
I know you're right.
Yeah, just keep that one.
No, I can do it though.
If you say do it, I'll do it.
Hold on, let me follow up right now.
Is this a real story?
What do you got?
Do y'all live like in range?
Nah, he moved to Florida, Bristol.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's why you feel safe.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I'm not in the military, so I think I'm tucked away.
Hold on, he was out in the military when you did that?
No, no, no, no, he wasn't there.
Oh yeah, he wasn't there yet.
Would you say that I'm the best friend?
He's the worst, right?
Yeah, we talked like, when I told you,
we used to like, we talked after that,
we talked that day.
talking day after that, every day is like the rest of the year.
No difference.
Now, I was an L-man, though, but I changed.
I changed.
Yeah, man, don't just keep, like, just take that one to the grave, Gango.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, but like, at least he doesn't watch the stream now, though,
so I feel like I'm chilling out.
Yeah, he's probably busy right now.
That's what my boy is doing, man.
He's deployed, type shit?
No, no, no, he's stationed here, actually, in Gilda.
But he, like, it's weird,
because he's standing there,
like, so he's gotta come back up here,
well, like every two weeks or something like that.
Yeah, just keep this one,
like just don't tell anybody else moving forward,
type shit.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that was the worst two stories of my life.
I ain't never told nobody that.
So I'm glad to stay here with them.
No, no, no, no, no, definitely not.
We wouldn't judge.
That's not something you wouldn't have to worry about it.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, well, thanks for sharing that.
I appreciate that.
I love you.
I love you too.
Yeah, that'd be easy.
We'll give you a plan today.
We're about to figure that right now.
All right, but peace, y'all.
Peace.
All right.
Some of those stories, my treacherous.
They're genuinely treacherous.
Yo, Chad, what's the vibe?
What game are we thinking?
Hold on.
I gotta go grab a Diet Coke or something like that.
I'm feeling for one right now.
I'm feeling for one right now.
now.
Who remembers this game?
Who remembers this game?
Who remembers this game?
That was a good time, man.
That was a good time to be alive, bro. I'll be honest.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, I ain't...
I don't even feel like I ate that much, but I'm full as fuck.
I don't know what's going on with me, Chad.
I don't know what's going on with me, Chad.
Oh
It's nobody really gaming right now, bro
I'm trying to see if this people I can grab for
Look at gaming
I really game, you know stomach getting smaller. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is for sure
Yo, I'll be honest with y'all the reason why resident evil. Here's what I don't like about resident evil, bro
Is that because I hate when people compare my like people expect me to know exactly what to do in every
situation and it's like bro that's the whole point of the game you're supposed to figure it out
how the fuck am i supposed to know the game mechanics if i've never played this boss before or
this thing before but me it's like damn christ is live who nxt good line you know i don't
bait me like that again bro don't bait me like that bro don't bait me like that bro
nobody compared you just scared nah y'all did though y'all did like non-stop like oh you're
What are you supposed to do?
It's not this.
How am I supposed to know?
Well, my first time meeting this bitch-ass,
whole-ass, big-ass boss, nigga.
How the fuck am I supposed to know where the shit is?
Look up!
How am I supposed to know?
The whole point you supposed to explore, nigga.
How am I supposed to know to look up?
Duh, I would have to try it a few times
to know you could only take one hit,
then you could take the heel,
then you gotta go in the light.
You don't learn these things without trying shit.
That's the only thing, bro.
So it's good to be the first person to play it
because then niggas can't compare you to shit.
How about, let me see what this game is on about.
I'm probably not gonna play it, but
I haven't seen shit about this game.
Is AI in here?
This game look kind of amazing when I see the trailer.
How would you feel about marathon chat?
Can you get to me?
I can drop shows for you.
Yeah.
So they're right here.
I dropped two stacks of shields and one stack of shields.
There's a little split, huh?
I got the full kill.
I think there's one more up here, though.
I'm gonna push that, though.
Was that a user?
Was that an AI?
Park shits on this game
Duh
Yeah, we might be on schedule one week
We might be on schedule duh arc meets it. That's like saying
Never mind, let me get my bag agent. There's game call probably play time. Yeah, I'm familiar probably play time. Do they have like a new?
They're new episode come out of some shit
5th chapter, you spent here, no red smoke, so it's different, definitely different than
the green.
Yeah, I think eventually we're going to play by play time, but I'm not going to do that
just now.
Yeah, this can be our last gaming segment for sure before we hit up to Australia.
So I don't wanna, damn bro.
I'm not like, damn bro, 8 AMs catching a giant macro.
Where I love YBS Youngblood, bro.
All right, let's hop on S1 chat.
Let's do it.
Yo, I'm really full right now.
Is it lagging?
That's a new disclaimer, ain't it?
You do not condone the selling of drugs, duh, it's a fucking video game.
GTA doesn't condone the murder of prostitutes.
You don't have to say something like that. We assume that.
I'm not alive?
313 days ago.
I need a recap for myself.
I think I'm a- okay. I can do a recap.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we got a little bit of an operation, huh?
Okay, alright.
My name is Tom, I think.
You know, I want to be the biggest goddamn trunk deal in all of Portland, Oregon.
It's the agency cartel, alright?
And we're running out.
It's true, alright?
We've been selling drawers, all types of weed and shit like that in the city for approximately
a few weeks and the operation has grown plenty to the point where we started making our own
meth.
We made enough motion in this city to attract the attention of the people that really sell
drugs in that run the streets.
So a few things are going on.
One, the boss pulled up on me in a G-wagon and told me either I give him a split or
I can't sell.
I told him to fuck off.
So now, every day, they try and run down on my drug dealers or myself and kill us.
Steal our supply and run us out of the city.
They can't do it.
They've been unsuccessful.
I've gave them all my drug dealers knives.
I think I just unlocked the weapon.
And right now what I'm trying to do is spray paint enough walls so that I can unlock the
new area to progress the story.
But on top of that, I need to earn money.
It slowed down a little bit, I'll be honest.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
I thought I priced it too high, but I dropped the price.
People are not buying my weed right now.
And I gotta figure out a solution,
because if I can't make money, I can't buy the new spot.
If I can't buy the new spot,
I can't start my meth operation.
So if I really wanna grow this,
I'm gonna have to figure out a way
to get people addicted to this weed again,
because this is my goddamn city.
And I'm the biggest fucking drug dealer.
Yeah, we got a lot of leads and I can't lie, but we need a we need a lot more.
Let me actually take some.
I'll make some sales 10 and five.
10 15.
Oh, you could.
One, two, three.
Let's go.
Get to work, boy.
All right, let's make these drop offs real quick.
And as we level up we unlock new
Here we go to Ludwig
As we as we level up we unlock more spray cans, and we need those spray cans so that we could
Unlock new areas because right now we're a little bit trapped in
That's not the map
Context we got Westville in North Town, but we need to unlock downtown to unlock downtown
We got to keep increasing our influence in the area the only way to do that
Bro, I made the mistake I
Made the mistake of a reduced cartel influence Westville. Let's see if I can buy some of the cleaning supplies, huh?
Because
I'm so sorry, I did not promise I did not see you the officer
I didn't have nothing on me anyway, so no I got to do that joke.
What up Chloe, how you doing?
Um, spray paint out of stock, bro.
Nice.
Okay, so I think that, you know, I gotta try it I guess to see what's up, but I'm
I'm going to put a lot of this back inside the storage and then, hey, what's up?
Nah, nah, yeah, you can check me, go ahead.
Stupid bitch.
I'm going to put a lot of this back and then, oh, let me check my phone.
phone okay all right bro why are you not working Michael Michael why are you
not why are you not working Michael I just I just I wish there was a way to
automate this so he should be good now I guess there's no work oh it's just stuck
Fuck it whatever ease what it is. Let me take this supply
And then
We'll put it over here
You know, I'll take ten of these and then I'll take
These and I'm gonna drop these off with the dealers. I'm gonna pick up the cash if I need to wash money
I'll do it now and then I'm gonna see if I can start increasing my influence and decreasing the cartel influence area
Hey, bud, thank you
You know my shit is not selling right now chat yo he has 20 jars of weed bro
He has 20 jars of weed
What she's now this bitch.
Oh, she's right here.
Hey, Molly.
Thank you.
Somebody's making sales.
Let's go.
Good stuff.
All right.
All right, so boom, step number one.
We did the drop offs complete.
We have a lot of weed right now.
So we don't have to make we don't have to make that much more. I'll be honest. Can we open this or not?
I don't think we need to clean any right now neither I
Won't I won't right now. I'm gonna avoid it
Why FBZ? Thank you for the reset. Welcome back to the agency, bro. All right now. I got to go to the downtown area
Take my graffiti cleaner
How do you use this?
Can you not use it on?
Nigga, did I just clean my own graffiti, bro?
How come they don't hold on a why can't I clean um why can't I clean the other graffiti though
It's mine that was a football play yeah all my graffiti is football plays this is up
town though this is a different area
where do I go W citizen bro I'm not a W
citizen I'm a thug don't ever don't ever
say come on man I work hard look at his
play right here this is a RPO and I
don't want to waste these neither
because I don't know if they're limited
based on uh level as well
oh this is kind of like a flood play right here
it has to have a B on it
i mean
do they even do any i feel like i'm
i feel like i don't see nobody
You need to do it in Westville, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know where that is, but
I gotta just keep hunting for it because if I can't find a way to get my influence up,
I'm never gonna make any progress.
I love Mitsubishi, what the fuck?
They genuinely have no influence, bro. They have nothing.
I can't find anything.
What the...
What is up here?
Someone lives there?
How about the big cock?
No?
Yeah, I don't know.
I generally don't know.
I haven't came across anything except my own graffiti that I could actually erase.
Stop the hate.
Across the bridges.
But I already, I feel like I already have Westville unlocked though, don't I?
My bad, bro.
You can knock on doors and sell them.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
I feel like it's a glitch in the game.
It's so bizarre that out of nowhere I'm making no money, bro.
We're still hiring, this is our bungalow.
We're still hiring right now, we need more bread.
That's why I'm not spending my cash yet.
Hey, Mr. Potato.
Hearts?
Hey, these things have no motion, bro.
Get ass.
Am I still in Westville?
Nice.
Ayy!
Fuckin' yo!
Go to the construction site.
In here?
The Benzies.
Clean that off?
Okay, Jennifer wants some kush?
I'm gonna respond to all the shits in a bit.
I mean, there's only one.
There's one out here.
Hey, Geraldine.
I only see one.
You need unlock more customers so you get deals.
Well here's the thing though, to unlock more customers, you need...
I need to do this to unlock the areas.
The areas unlock the customers.
Does that make sense?
I'm playing uh
Yo Justin and David five get the cells appreciate that bro
Justin in the chat
W Justin in the chat
Thanks, bro ski
Maybe down here
I will build no dynasty
I will build no dynasty I will consume corporate slop say juice and insect
protein will fuel me soy juice
justification equals monochrome utopia I'm a fucking nerd wrote that
it gotta be one of your realistically
Yo
Yeah, yeah, I must have got everything bro. I feel like I proves the whole city
I scan the whole shit and it's still like four different ones. It has to be four different ones
Keep what's the drugs?
Did you unlock all the customers no not yet
what
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I did that, that was bad bro, I could have done better
that was bad
shoot at him?
nigga all I have is a machine, you talking about shooting at him
Come on, bro.
Fuck, I should have popped my head, man.
Dude, shit, oh shit, get back!
Yo, can I go in the bungalows and actually hit it?
Where they did that's have a lot
Huh
Got loose. I'll put the stuff back. I'm gonna be honest. I only knocked out three all day today. That's not good
Domances are fucking useless. I just don't know what to do bro. We don't even need to make more weed right now
We did we have too much weed, bro
We Jim we don't need we don't need any more drugs let's put all this stuff back
let's take a look at our phone oh we got me we got a yes tomorrow morning
And I gave him a phenomenal deal, what the fuck, I forgot to change the price.
Okay, so we got some deals for tomorrow morning, which is good.
Let's organize that real quick.
It's going to be 5 OG Kush and 50 Sour Diesel.
Boom.
Okay, we're going to wake up, do those deals.
I'll be honest with you.
I know we didn't make that much money today, but we have 4,000 cash, which means that
we could probably hire another employee to maybe get the meth operation going.
Let's head over to Oscars real quick, because I feel like we didn't make much progress today, so...
I know that we can't make a bunch of progress.
As soon as we can get the Meta-Operation going, we just need cash for it.
Currently our weed is not selling the way we need to.
That's it.
Yeah! Yeah!
Okay! Hey, Igor!
What do I have now chat?
I think I have a chemist and a handler.
Realistically, we'll need maybe two chemists, right, for the metha operation, so maybe
I'll buy a second chemist.
Put him in the bungalow!
Awesome.
Okay, so we just spent a good amount of bread.
Okay, let's go see if we can start putting together that operation real quick.
If we can do that tonight, then it'll at least feel like we made some good progress.
Let's go.
How come, how come, how come, how come you could, how come you could walk around the streets? No problem.
Let's pull these way through.
Alright, turn the lights on.
So look this is our operation right now, okay?
We're gonna get
One chemist
We need a lot
Fuck fuck fuck fuck. We didn't get you a lot. Okay. We'll worry about that later
Assign we're gonna sign you
This.
And we're going to assign you this.
Okay.
Take this.
Recipe liquid meth.
Destination will be...
Hmm.
Okay.
So we'll put the meth.
We'll put the actual drugs in this cabinet.
We need lockers and we need products.
Once we have both of those we can start testing the operation to see what it looks like.
Meanwhile, let's hit the handler.
Just assign him.
Who's that?
Is that him, right?
Packaging.
First of those on the shelf not let me another opening camp okay before we do
all this we should just get all the stuff we need let me see if I could go
buy that stuff right now bring it back here and then head back home
This is a new soundtrack, by the way. I never heard of this song before.
Oh shit!
Who just shot me?
Why?
Why do you shoot me?
What happened?
Who's that?
Hey, all y'all niggas is pussy, by the way!
What?
You let him shoot inside your establishment, bro?
Come on, gang.
The niggas shot right outside your establishment, bro.
Y'all just staying in there, huh?
I just pissed me off, man.
You saw that?
All right.
Lab oven.
And Mr.. Station, I also need a packaging station right chat
But right now that's all I got the money for so let's take that
Buy a gun I look like I can afford that right now broski
Frank cranky Frank
We're going to put this in a bungalow and we're going to go back to sleep, make our
deals, and then I'm hoping, I just need the tide to change a little bit, like, fuck.
I could have got a locker there, huh?
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
We'll use our, uh, boom, and then, boom, okay, all right, all right, all right,
He's high as shit.
Something changed, bro.
I'm telling you, it's like the weed that was cooking for us is not selling the same
no more.
It has to be like the game just like the opposition drop their price or something must have changed
bro that's not normal.
Alright, hey mind I should sleep, say god damn you bro, I know, I know, YES!
That's the four, let's go.
let's go yes finally that's what we were waiting for
fine yo thank god we unlocked a new area bro let's go okay so we'll make that the
focus for today getting all those new people hooked on some good drugs that's
It's gonna be a goal, bro.
Hey champ, what are you doing?
You want some OG Kush?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know how we unlocked downtown.
I thought that we had to reduce the influence
of the Benzys to unlock it.
I'm not.
I mean, we'll still focus on that,
but it doesn't have to be the main thing we focus on.
bro thank you Trent you did I had like a few more things to go though I had like
it was like 250 influence for easy bro easy I like work okay so boom now that
we did that
Got a blast.
It's a shame.
They got a whole car in my fucking skateboard as faster.
They have a whole car in my skateboard as fast.
Look at that.
All right.
Let's move quick.
I'm going to get everybody addicted to drugs later.
But right now, what I'm going to do is just try and focus on this.
Okay?
Okay, because I'm gonna mix some drugs
using our mixing station.
But before we do that, is that Benji?
It is, yo bro, before you go,
let me get some of that money.
Damn!
Finally!
Benji!
Oh my god, the tightest turn, chat.
Are we the selling?
Yo!
I don't know. Finally. Oh my
Let's go. Yo, D. Rose. Damn.
Appreciate the 14 get the songs.
The Moray is welcome. W14 14.
You've learned from the stab.
Yo, D. Rose. Appreciate that dog.
Okay, that explains the quotes in there.
Oh, bro, that's cute, whoa.
So look, now we can get some spray paint, just one,
and that's okay.
We'll take advantage of that,
and then we gotta go to Contacts.
Downtown is now unlocked, the docks.
Reduce cartile influence in downtown, okay?
Ooh, lockers, yo, remind me about the lockers in a bit.
I'm about to do this graffiti shit real quick, but remind me about the Loppers in a bit.
So this is downtown, right?
Edgy Rose, appreciate the load, old Engle.
That's big, bro.
It's not- this- this guy would be this downtown, right?
Hey, man, don't play with me, game.
Not play with me bro.
We'll do PA all go.
Nice.
Nice.
Meanwhile we gotta see if we can remove some of these.
I don't know if I could remove some of these chat.
But that's our shit, that's AMP.
And this is not even, um, this is not even downtown no more.
I can't remove this. I'm just gonna shout out hot boys and gamer girls
All right, we'll just go back home
We made you made you sure that says AP. Yeah, I wrote that wrong. That was the first bit of graffiti. I made so it was low
You know could have been done a little bit better. I
I don't know why they're not working. I'll be honest
Fuck man grab the fucking soil
We go oh
We're out of seeds. That's why Lane
Fuck it
Appreciate it
We'll get some offers real quick
We'll be five lane two. Thank you so much
We got money. Yo hold on Chad all of a sudden we got money. All of a sudden we got money.
One, two, three. We'll go put the lockers up real quick. And then we'll see if we got
any messages nope and then we got to go
honestly we just had to make some drugs
realistically I'm about to order some as
well I'll figure out the rest of this
operation later right now boom boom boom
I need a packaging station.
Seeds and pseudo.
Yeah, I got a bunch of that in the other spot.
Yeah, I need a packaging station for the map, right?
Of course, yeah, of course.
I'm gonna ask the number 4 drug to find those after.
Can I find that here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can I find that here?
Oh, I can't.
Am I tripping or did I leave my mixing station in the apartment?
I did.
Nah, I must have took it.
That means it's where I am.
And then I'm going to grab the drugs and the pseudo and the stuff that I pre-bought.
But, and also, let me see if I can um...
Is this not West Bridge Chat?
Ain't that it?
Alright, so boom.
I'm gonna need more Jorahs.
Oh, excellent.
Oh my god, I have some left.
I don't need to use a misstation.
Oh my god.
Let's go.
Okay, I'm going to drop some of this stuff off.
Okay I'm gonna drop some of this stuff off I'm gonna come back come back come
back come back I forgot why I glitched underneath the map
yeah this is not suspect at all just fucking stand outside close those
We'll come back for that later tonight and now we've got the meth we can go get people
addicted we got six pieces bro before we do that though there's one more thing I need
to do so I don't forget oh shit I actually was going the right way fuck I'm about to
I'm about to go get some drugs, I'm about to go get some jars, so that the weed operation
can stay automated.
Cause now that it's selling, we can still go belt.
If it stopped selling chain, I was going to switch over to Mectin' Cleanie.
What are you doing here?
Silly you.
stuff of our take 10 10 10 10 new oh I need to start washing some money too yeah
look bad yesterday check but look at us now we got no shit figured out we are
selling again we finally unlocked downtown we have multiple ways to wash
some money so we can launder that real quick and then we also have plenty of
space in our ATV as well in case you do it that way let's go grab some flour and
grab some jars but before we do let's drop this off
boom bitch boom boom boom flour and jars
My fault.
Nice.
Flower...
and...
Jars.
Uh, and it's gonna leave me on pallets.
Okay, we'll come back and grab all the extras.
We'll just re-up on everything right now.
I should have just bought a lot of that stuff at Oscars I should have bought a lot of that stuff at Oscars bro
It is what it is
All right, I'm gonna pick up the rest of the jars go back and then we got to start getting some people addicted to some
All right, let's go to the new area let's start getting the people hooked so we can unlock the new dealer so if I can get like
If I can go four for six right now, then I'm golden
We're gonna get old yours
And then at nights we could
Supplier meeting over good we already met with him
Lucy right and left. Hey, let's go meet Lucy
Lucy?
Lucy?
That's miss me
Oh shit, not bad obviously. What the fuck is Lucia?
Elizabeth.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, five percent.
I wasted it.
Five percent?
Huh?
I've never seen that before.
Five percent?
You get this bad quality?
It's not bad quality, I mean it.
I made it chat shit's cut up
Is my math ass
What you stole it
You ain't got some point you got a mix.
Alright, well I'll mix.
Ah, I thought I'll mix.
But I thought I made some.
What happened to the meth that I made?
Oh, it's right here
Yo big thank you for the gift appreciate it
Fuck
Shit clothes man. Yo Benji. Let me get my fucking bread nigga
shit
Okay, so I didn't get anybody addicted to the way I wanted to but that's okay, bro
That is okay. Luckily, I got hella cash right now
Which is the opposite problem I was having earlier
There's a room what I'm gonna do first is I'm going to take my I didn't put no fucking bags, bro
All right, I'm gonna have to package that myself a little bit later and oh, I gotta go to Oscars and buy a packaging station
I'll be reset. Oh, Randy. Welcome back bro. Appreciate the reset one again. Hey Meg
I'm so sorry gang like
Bro, what do you want from me man
You both flip the cop.
Huh.
What do you mean you flip the cop?
Okay, we're good.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
What am I doing chat how do I play this
What was that game, that game sucked.
Okay, we got two of these I'm gonna go buy one from Oscars
and then we're gonna go to the bungalow instead of the whole operation chat do I
need to do I need two handlers for the meta operation I probably do huh
one and done yeah well if I win they got to know what the odds are
I
Force an asset
Let me get 20 of these 20 of these
And then let me get one elite
Missing station not missing station. I'm sure station on packaging station. Oh, we'll get one of these
these bags. Oh, you're right, I'm about to get into here. Money at ease. Fuck, Geraldine,
my bag and go? My fault, bro! I apologize, man! And Geraldine's one of my biggest customers,
One more and then we'll have to price a little bit.
11 for $500, gang, I missed it.
Okay, cool.
All right, let's head to the bungalow real quick so we can do some late night dealings.
Let's gooooo!
There's a little reckless to just kinda escape from the city at night time, but it is what
it is.
Alright, so um...
I'm gonna put this here, I just need it to be close because the further it is, the more
time it's gonna take to do everything.
So boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
We spent a lot of bread, so let's take the packaging, which we bought.
Boom, you know, let's go grab, because this packaging station is ass, so we don't
need to use that one.
So we should have bought two of those, but it's fine.
For right now, we're just gonna do it like this.
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy,
easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
Yeah.
All right, so now we've got 18.
We got standard meth.
The standard meth should make it a lot easier
for me to get people hooked and addicted to our drugs.
Okay, let me see what we need right now.
So we got U, we're gonna attach you to this locker.
U, we're gonna attach you to this locker.
And U, we're gonna attach you to this locker, okay?
We're going to attach you to this.
You're going to take the stuff from here.
You're going to take it to there, then you're going to take, what the hell am I doing this
right?
You're going to take the stuff from here, and you're going to take it there.
I don't know if that makes sense what I just did.
Hold on, before we do that, let's worry about the chemists first, okay?
Okay, okay, you got that and that, okay, then we'll let the other chemist, you, we'll let
you get, fuck, I forgot which one's he had.
Left corner, right corner, so he'll get the two closed ones, okay.
Okay, so now that we did that, the destination for this lab oven will be here, the destination
for this chemistry station will be... am I doing this right? Liquid meth, the destination
for this will be here, and the destination for this will be... I think I'm doing it right,
I'm not sure. Okay, it's just they're so stacked beside each other I can't really
see where it's pointing to but it's fine place cash in the chemist locker okay so
we're going to do that just because I want to knock out the objectives
my fucking slow bro no no we're gonna do it in the morning we're gonna do it
in the morning we're not gonna do it right now because they're not gonna
work right now anyway okay so okay good progress we got meth we can use to get
all the new people in downtown addicted we have the people we need and the the
facilities we need and all the equipment we need to properly run the met
operation now it's just a matter of automating it a sign from chem set to
oven look I forgot to do that but it's fine we haven't even paid him yet so
they're not gonna do anything by now anyway so we'll get that done tomorrow
I will lead with that. We'll do we'll sell our drugs first
We'll go do drop-offs for our dealers. We'll go do that and then we'll go get people in downtown addicted after that
So that's the this can be the game plan for tomorrow. Look at this mess
All right
Let's go to honey to honey to honey
75 hundred dealer earnings let's fucking go bro let's fucking go alright let's go make
our deals first.
Good.
Five re-empract.
Let's go!
Tract!
What's up, Mingo?
Five OG push.
and last but not least I'm getting good at this chat
Hey Jerry, can I know what you've got?
Look at that man!
And I'm gonna pick up my trucks!
Sour diesel
Okay, boom good shit. Let's go pick up that Benji. That's awesome
Let's go drop off a Benji real quick. Don't go bungalow. Hey, we're moving like this man
I got this shit automated now. I got a um, oh, I got a lot of some money while I'm up here
No, it's selling. It's selling chat. It's fucking selling, bro. Let's go
Would you kush?
Right here just take this since
You got extra slots and shit like that. Oh doesn't even have a fucking machete. Yeah, don't get sticked
Don't get robbed, Angie. Don't get fucking robbed, man. All right
What I said I was gonna do oh
Oh automate the operation dropped off the drugs. Let's go automate the mess
Let's go let's just pay everybody for today real quick. Oh, I was gonna say launder money, but it's cool. We'll do that later
Oh
Recipe boom destination boom
So I guess the handler has to bring it there, huh?
You're gonna take the drugs from here and you're gonna bring him
Here you're gonna take the drugs from here. You're gonna bring him
here. Okay, so he's gonna bring all the drugs. Hopefully it's not glitched. He
should drop them off here, correct? So he just got the Pseudo.
Interesting. He only got one Pseudo, but he got 10 Acid in 10 Fossil Forus. Now
Now the chemist is going to come in, the chemist is going to finally start cooking.
He's doing the same thing here, that's all you had.
Oh fuck me.
Huh?
What?
I
What it's all I had Joe
And my fault I missed all these I missed all these messages my bad, bro
Copy I'll message you when it's ready about two hours and thirty minutes. Okay, so I'm gonna have to come back in two hours and thirty minutes in the meanwhile
I'm gonna go watch some money since I have 6400 in cash
And by the time I've watched the money it should be ready to pick up the the drugs we're gonna bring the drugs
And that was low quality pseudo and I forgot where I got it from
I might have just got that from from like the sewer area all that shit is fucking low quality bullshit, bro
I shouldn't even pick it up realistically
She here
55% chance
Bitch
I'm about to start spiking my shit. That's it. That's it, bro. I'm about to start spiking my shit
I'm sick to my stomach, bro. I didn't realize that my money hasn't even fucking completed on jet
Yo check it out by that post office or no
I only have one way to wash money right now?
I don't have it.
Okay, you know what?
Is there a chance to wash right now?
Boom. I might as well use some of the ATM deposit limit because...
You might as well. Yo, Cloud, thank you for the formal three-sub will go back to the agency.
Okay, Drop is ready. Where's the drop at?
right here. I'm still gonna do this real quick. Thank you very much. Just try it, think of
What's up, man? Welcome to the agency, bro.
Alright, let's be quick.
I'm trying to make the most of the day. It's fire that my weed operation is fully automatic, so I barely have to beat it for that.
I really just have to resupply when shit runs out.
Show up every few days, check all the niggas, film me and see what the vibe is.
Boom.
In fact, instead of having him do what I might as well do to shit myself.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, I'ma let them do it.
Come on in, chemist.
Come on in.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And then, boom, boom.
I'm gonna have to buy some more drugs later, but in a meanwhile, let's go see if I can,
is there a Mason station here?
Geraldine, he's back!
Come on, man.
Okay, Jennifer, down or off her?
Tomorrow morning.
Alright, so we'll worry about both of those tomorrow morning, but for right now, we'll
just have to let them cook up?
I think we're good.
It turns out what we need.
We'll get out the M1 supplies and shit like that later, but right now, let's get some
Sudo was pay off the debt.
Let's face it, a warehouse.
What is that?
Warehouse.
Wait, all the way by the docks?
Let's face it, a warehouse.
I'm all the way over there?
Oh, this warehouse, the West case.
That's on this side.
I'm thinking all the way down there on this side.
Ooh, is that what we feel?
You don't have my degree.
Is she on my dick?
What the fuck?
Hey! The cops! They're in cahoots with the gang!
What the fuck?!
Yo! What?!
Oh hell no! Fuck no!
Yo!
Twenty-one, nigga!
Oh yes, almost.
I always see too many, typically.
issux.
Who's this?
Okay cops I see how it is yeah yeah them niggas crooked they got paid off by the
Benzies oh my god look they're everywhere what
damn who's that gonna go do oh pay off my fucking dad agent you say they pussy
but you wins that it's lying look it's a 81 you're smart to run bro who do you
think I am captain America bro of course I'm gonna run man what do you expect
for me bro seriously
oh that's far I could order way more now let's go okay so I can get some more
suitable for the night ends up the pole on him I don't have that bro I
I don't have that.
Okay, let's go see...
I have anything to mix with? Or do I need to go to the gas station? I'm gonna figure that out right now before she closes.
I gotta pay him? It's a few motherfuckers.
Y'all just stood around all day? Seriously?
It's a work okay y'all waiting for what are they waiting for chat? I'm confused
They have everything what are they waiting for
Well, last time you looked at chat. I'm locked in but you don't see moving his weight gang
You know what I could do
I
Boom in a boom
Yo, bro, I know you see me man. I know you fucking see me, bro
All right, so now I got the meth on package. Let me take me take the move bitch
He's gonna use my packaging it's things like
Move
Stupid bitch
All right. I don't have a mixing station here. Where is my mixing station at?
It's in a bungalow?
So we abusing our workers now? Yeah absolutely. Where's what? They're not workers.
They're servants, yo flashies sing with the five gifted subs, appreciate you Flashy.
We Flashy man to be five, zealot able to resubble, go back to the A to C. Yeah I'm not a lot,
I don't have a fucking Mason station right now.
Let's go Jerry. Talk to me tomorrow morning. Let's go. Talk to me tomorrow morning. And
anyway, every day this shit's crazy. I'm about to go buy a mixing station. And I'm
And I'm gonna put it in the bungalow.
I'll do that tomorrow.
I feel like I bought a Mason station. I don't remember where.
I guess I don't need to fancy one.
I think I just bought a generic one.
Oh my god, that was close.
Ho ho ho ho ho.
D-O-B.
Yeah, I'm going to drop off all this stuff in the bungalow
just so I could stack myself with weed.
Them holly?
Yo!
What's up, gang?
Appreciate the bread.
All right, mixing station in here.
And then we could drop off the meth in here.
And then we can get all the supplies and shit like that
in here too.
So we'll worry about all that later.
But right now, we need to just get,
we need to figure out a way to order
like mass supply of meth right now.
Cause I don't want to keep doing these dead drops
six, seven at a time.
We figured out our supply issue.
The money supply issue is completely sold.
I'm not too bad at this whole moving weight shit chat, you know
I'm not too bad at this bro. What's up fellas?
I just don't understand what I just witnessed right there. What are you guys doing, bro?
I don't understand what I just witnessed.
Do we have no drugs right now, bro?
That just pissed me off.
It's even easier IRL.
Let me know agent if you need that.
Yo, bro.
You still using fertilizer? No, no, no. I don't use shit on mine.
Yeah, they going crazy.
They were just maxed out, so that's why he wasn't doing anything.
They don't work, everybody.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna take my eyes to sleep. You guys stay working, okay?
That's gonna be a level up. Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, baby.
We're like nothing!
Collect the bed drop in the skate park. Let's actually make sure we picked up all
of drugs so that we can sell it.
Let's go make all our moves real quick.
Chat. Come on, we got what?
Four deals. I don't know when this was like hard labor.
Like I got so good at this, like I'm just letting me to do it for me.
So me 10, 10, oh, g kush.
Boom.
Agent a little too good at this type of game.
Don't you get such a fortuitous varsity?
The eyes, bro.
Surprise, buddy.
Oh, are we going this way?
Again, I dare you.
You motherfucker!
Yo, I thought you would accept that!
Huh?
What?
No shot, I feel, 70%.
Trent!
5 OG Kush.
Hey, last but not least.
Hell, lit.
Man, I think this is a game mad boozy, bro.
I might have to roll on to some money right now.
Is that Lucy?
Yeah.
Nice!
Do a drop off.
To the dealers.
Hey Benji, how you doing man?
Hey, I don't give a fuck what anybody says.
This is a crazy comeback.
This is a crazy comeback, bro.
Yo!
Alright, real quick before I drop off with Molly, I'm going to go launder some money.
No longer a launder, Max.
Oh, launder.
Launder me, Max.
That's why they call it laundering.
Yo!
Did y'all know that?
I did not know that.
There's so many ways to launder money,
but I guess like the classic method is just
using a laundromat, huh?
Yo, that wasn't obvious, Jack.
Okay, boom, let's get these niggas paid, and then let's drop off the sudo, sudo, sudo.
And then drop off the pseudo pseudo pseudo, rest of that in there and then let's go to
Molly real quick, drop off the rest of these drugs, she's out of the only, she's all the
way down here.
Molly!
She's up there.
How can they didn't blockade this shit this afternoon usually they blockade this area here in the mid-afternoon area
Yeah, I'm not a lot we haven't got robbed or nothing by the Benzies more spray paint
Oh my, oh my, it ain't tonight, we can mix some drugs.
Let's go, it should be one, but we'll take it.
Oh, this is clean, it's my fault.
Spray paint, yes.
All right, let's go spray paint an area,
which should be downtown, right?
Don't like it, but that's reduced
to influence in downtown.
Alright, let's go to downtown and reduce that motherfucking influence, bitch.
Maybe this area, huh?
I mean, there's a lot, there's a lot of places I could, you know?
I hear, I'm gonna wanna play.
Boom, boom, boom.
And then it'd be like an option
Not bad hot chat
Offensive coordinator agent in the building man
Okay, money's being laundered
We got 10 K knee count. I think we buy a post office next realistically
But I'm gonna save my money because I really don't need to launder currently
Damn, I got a hell of a shit.
Let me just get 60 jars just to re-up on those.
You're definitely getting fired if you call that play.
What?
Not a good play?
I thought it was a good play.
Yeah, look at Molly, aren't I at work?
crazy like I thought it was a glitch something happened bro where my shit
just wasn't selling no more but it made no sense though because it was so glad
we got that figured out bro yeah good
yeah you guys go man good work everybody gonna work okay good work
All right, all right, all right!
All right, all right, all right!
All right.
I bet.
Hold on, Seth, we're making progress.
Let's go check in on the bungalows
you know our metha operations doing.
We need to buy a whole lot more of our,
the two things we need from Metha, I forgot it was.
And you know what bro?
We might as well just pay this off now
on the West Face to the warehouse.
We'll do that right now since we're here.
We're going to order some more, seven, five, three hours, so we'll get more of that by
the end of tonight.
output and then I'm not sure where the output is going right now we'll be honest
Ludwig brother you're going broke we need two drugs right now
Why is it four?
Low pseudo?
This is, this is black.
Oh, that's not a black shit.
I got stainless.
I got fuckin' standards, bitch.
This is the good shit.
Okay?
I gotta mix that, though.
So, for right now...
I'm about to go to the gas station.
I'm about to order a bunch of shit.
Oh, dang.
Yo, Chloe, how come you never act fuckin' worth?
I gotta go to Dan's real quick. I'm gonna grab um, how come the bitches never have work man?
We'll go to the further gas station. No worries man
Nice
Nice, nice, nice.
Nice, nice.
Nice, nice.
Alright.
Let's go.
Alright, so I'm gonna head back, I'm gonna drop off all this stuff in a bungiezy.
And then...
Uhhh...
Yeah, weed operation is pretty much good to go.
I don't really have to think or worry about it at all.
I'm just trying to get the meth operation going.
I think we finally figured it out.
It just takes a while to get the meth finished.
You know, like to get a finished product for the meth.
It takes a minute, man.
Even with two chemists.
I
Go on I might need to get four of these chat drop is ready you find at the skate park
All right, so I'm gonna put all this stuff in here and then I'm gonna go pick up the drop real quick at the skate park
Excuse me.
Alright, let's go to State Park.
E-Bangie?
Two bands.
Yo, you been going crazy, Gango.
Good shit.
Alright.
I'm not gonna lie, we caught a little bit of a rhythm though, Jack.
that we caught a little bit of a rhythm, bro.
And in fact, before we even head out there,
let's go put, let's put a couple thousand in the deposit.
Then we'll go to Oscars.
We're gonna pick up the fossil for us in the acid,
so that we have ample supplies.
Maybe we get 40 of each.
And then we go to the bungalow,
drop off all the new supplies.
And then at that point, the bungalow should,
I mean the mental operation gotta be automatic, I'm glad.
You gotta be automatic.
I don't know.
Right?
One T.
One T.
Mm-mm.
See you soon.
I just hate when the barricade is up
and you need to go all the way around, bro.
Nine.
We could do 10. I don't have to do any deals anymore. And then, uh, Loki, I should
spike a bunch of drugs tonight since I have all the supplies for it. We'll do
that right now. We'll finally start mixing. And then, uh, we should be good to
start selling people and getting people in downtown addicted. Let's go.
I'm finally making some drugs chat.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Boom.
Time to mix.
All right.
What should we come up with, man?
What should we come up with?
Okay.
First things first.
Let's mix.
The
The meth with some flu medicine
Not a lie
Okay, I'm gonna put this in here just so I could have a place to store all my
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold helpful
And then I'm going to put that down here boom and then we can grab all this
shit here we could bring all that stuff inside here
Alright, so now that we have Aspen piss, we're gonna take the Aspen piss, we're gonna mix
it with some horse semen.
Purple death, we're gonna take the purple death, we're gonna mix it with some iodine.
I'm trying to get some nasty today.
I'm trying to get some real filthy.
Dark cheese.
I like that.
Okay, we're going to take the dark cheese.
We're going to put it here.
Okay.
All right.
Next thing.
Boom.
We're going to take some meth.
We're going to add some gasoline.
What do we get?
We'll do three mixes each.
What do we get?
All three mixes each.
Banana Ghost.
We're going to take the Banana Ghost and mix it with some motor oil.
Come on, something nice.
Slimy crystal.
But that's cool because we take the slimy crystal and mix it with some horse nut.
What do we get?
Give me something, come on, give me something funky, bro, please!
Ice cream balls!
Now, that's what the fuck I'm talking about.
Hey, let's take some more drugs.
Let's take, boom, mix it with a mega bean.
All right, show me all this fucking trash that's laying there.
Sweet splooges, it's fucking disgusting.
Mix it with the iodine.
the sploosh turns in to stinky fruit will take some stinky fruit mix it with some motor oil
Ultra Smegma whatever the fuck that is all right we'll take that there boom
Loki might need some more oh we know what that is banana ghost
toast. Do I have more things to mix it with or not? Should I order more shit? Fuck, I
didn't think I was gonna run out. And we'll mix that with the iodine. Smegma is dick cheese?
Oh, banana gruel.
OK, so we got some banana gruel.
So we got four different disgusting options here.
Oh, he going crazy right now.
He's going crazy.
My fault, gang.
Go crazy.
Hey, good stuff, Walter.
I guess we're out of drugs then, huh?
I'm just undoing the work he did I'm gonna take this right now I'm gonna put
um I'm gonna put all the meth over here and then I'm gonna package this meth
here so I can start getting people hooked on these now I just made a random
assortment of things realistically we're gonna have to just see hope that
the people are entity specific types of drugs but it's good variety though so
We should be straight. We don't have to- I know you could technically just find out what somebody likes and then craft something specifically for them, but
Realistically, we could shoot some pretty good odds without having to do all that.
All right, boom. Okay
So now we got banana gruel, dark cheese, ultra smegma, and ice cream bowl
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