AGENCY 2026 + W REACTS + 7 TOURNAMENT LOSING STREAK + AMAZON RAINFOREST SURVIVAL SOON

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04-06-2026 · 3h 32m

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[00:00:00] I want to have a cup of coffee.

[00:00:02] They are not apts called.

[00:00:04] But tell me something.

[00:00:05] Do you get the new plaster daddy?

[00:00:07] We should call that a dino party.

[00:00:10] We will not style the daddy.

[00:00:12] We think he is not a new plaster daddy.

[00:00:15] Do you get the new plaster daddy?

[00:00:17] We should call that a dino party.

[00:00:20] We will not style the daddy.

[00:00:22] We think he is not a new plaster daddy.

[00:00:25] We will not model in a shirt.

[00:00:27] I love scrapping off clocks, we prefer clocks for the dead but yet we defer

[00:00:37] Clacks for the summer clocks for the winter clocks for the sun clocks for the water

[00:00:45] They know we're naughty, cap the water if you see a light pool of tiger in my door

[00:01:21] I used to train like Rocky, catching chickens, I was nice, but they was right when they told

[00:01:43] me that rapper Dennis, I had to dance to my stash, and I passed over half a million.

[00:01:47] Come easy.

[00:01:51] And then they make tracks and this is like that's gonna add up the bitch

[00:01:55] They should want fake racks and pictures like that's gonna attract the dick

[00:01:58] Let us hear the deal, nigga, they have to act like we're sickin'

[00:02:01] Only difference is I'm livin' and I woulda whacked one of niggas who knew that

[00:02:05] After drillin' I still be cashin' with spendin' milk plus

[00:02:08] And you want income so here's my menu or this some

[00:02:10] And this B-sized shit's still in me, my opinion

[00:02:13] Return words to imagery, probably the reason they gon' remember me

[00:02:16] Figure what this type of weather, felines, agility

[00:02:19] I can never leave the scene without checking my mirrors

[00:02:24] come with that energy cause some shit will always stick with me

[00:02:29] they wanna know what I brought just was zealot

[00:02:31] I saved the living

[00:02:32] Let's go, get him, fuck off, man!

[00:02:35] Then I'm gonna let you get a hot boy, son of a bitch.

[00:02:38] Alive for me, but I'm not gonna let you get a hot boy.

[00:02:40] Just let it, just let us kind of rest,

[00:02:42] and tell me what's on your mind.

[00:02:44] Just let me get you, fuck off, son of a bitch.

[00:02:46] I got you, bitch.

[00:02:48] Put me in the middle of the night.

[00:02:50] Let's go.

[00:02:52] Let's go, let's go, let's go!

[00:02:54] Get out of my head, back of the head!

[00:02:58] I see how boys may appreciate you.

[00:03:00] Clicking straight up the strength in a fucking notification.

[00:03:03] Now you can attack.

[00:03:04] Spam the fucking A to see him.

[00:03:05] Oh, let's go, let's go.

[00:03:07] Let's go.

[00:03:08] Let's go.

[00:03:09] Let's go.

[00:03:10] Let's go.

[00:03:11] Only now that we're born, the faith is born.

[00:03:13] The drama's crying like a stroke.

[00:03:16] The power out of sparkless flame.

[00:03:18] The real one's here.

[00:03:19] The young boy that walked red lines.

[00:03:21] The man that outlasted the shock.

[00:03:23] With a constant grind, the clothes are dry.

[00:03:25] The rebound of sport is dead.

[00:03:27] But you're the gunslinger, jump off, it's all a lie

[00:03:30] Got these nerds thinking that you think it's heart-design

[00:03:33] But that you're sweet-n-n is just the boys' dog's lie

[00:03:36] Just the trance that you're like

[00:03:38] I'm just a bitch that got a question out, and there we go

[00:03:43] Y'all don't know who I think it's her, but the niggas on the other side are the moon right now, bruh

[00:03:49] Yo

[00:03:51] Yo

[00:03:55] I was so happy

[00:03:57] I was so happy I was so happy I was so happy chat cuz I did something yesterday and they

[00:04:07] got a scene them flying off to the moon and shit and so I let it tweet fly cuz you know

[00:04:10] I was bored of shit yesterday after I got off stream and I said and I quote I have two

[00:04:16] bars of connection in my house but they can live stream on the moon okay and then

[00:04:21] I let it fly the niggas some niggas thought I thought I was saying it's fake and shit

[00:04:26] like that events that I'm getting my first ever community note but I was so proud

[00:04:30] chat because even in a community note they knew to leave out AT&T because AT&T

[00:04:40] is not a connection solution for anybody unless you want one bar that's

[00:04:44] I really woke up so happy that they would recommend Verizon T-Mobile and

[00:04:48] Starlink but not AT&T Monica I actually made me happy beyond believe

[00:04:53] I don't know how else to explain it to you man. That's it. I literally woke up. Oh shit. This shit hit yesterday

[00:04:58] I guess and then I looked and I smiled my nigga

[00:05:02] Nigga wall jolly shit as if he didn't lose us one million cuz he kicked a football into outer space

[00:05:07] I'm not talking about y'all. I'm about to lose some more game. I

[00:05:12] Take this in

[00:05:14] I'll watch and jinx your stream

[00:05:16] This Nick is being coached by Gotham chess

[00:05:19] basically every day, but I feel like every day

[00:05:22] this nigga has another go to coach.

[00:05:24] And then as I was watching, I was like, you know what?

[00:05:26] I'm just gonna learn as he learns.

[00:05:28] I was watching the video the way he was watching the video.

[00:05:30] Like I was downloading as he was downloading.

[00:05:34] And then he went to his homepage and it said 24 streak.

[00:05:38] Ah! Ah! Ah!

[00:05:42] He has two more weeks playing to me.

[00:05:43] And I'm like, okay, fuck,

[00:05:45] I have my work cut out for me, bro.

[00:05:47] Not only do I have to unlearn the stupid chess

[00:05:49] I was playing as a kid where we didn't even,

[00:05:51] we didn't play with checkmates and check,

[00:05:53] and we didn't do nothing.

[00:05:54] Again, you didn't kill everything on the board

[00:05:55] if you didn't win, bro.

[00:05:56] That's how we played.

[00:05:57] We didn't know the rules, bro.

[00:05:58] We just had a chess board and it was recessed.

[00:05:59] We did not know the rules, game.

[00:06:00] So I have to unlearn that.

[00:06:02] And I was spending some time yesterday I got,

[00:06:04] I'll have you know,

[00:06:05] I started hitting a couple of checkmates last night games.

[00:06:07] Don't want to brag.

[00:06:11] I don't want to brag,

[00:06:12] but I was hitting a couple of checkmates and shit.

[00:06:14] So, but you know, I'm at 200 Elo,

[00:06:16] So, you know, take it with a good,

[00:06:17] take it with a good and so that being said,

[00:06:20] not only is JC being coached by the fucking dream team,

[00:06:24] Monica, the dream team,

[00:06:26] but on top of that extra Emily's in the competition

[00:06:28] and I'm pretty sure she's been playing Chester whole life.

[00:06:31] She's like triple everybody else, Elo.

[00:06:33] I'm gonna have to pull some shit out of my ass

[00:06:35] to win this tournament.

[00:06:36] I'll keep it about you.

[00:06:37] And then after that, I have a Geo gets in tournament.

[00:06:40] And I'm gonna be honest,

[00:06:41] that one I don't think I stand a single chance.

[00:06:42] So I'm going all out on this chess shit.

[00:06:45] I'm going all out, bro.

[00:06:47] And I'll tell you this, this game fucking sucks, bro.

[00:06:50] Oh my God, yesterday on everything I stand for,

[00:06:53] I'm up like 12 pieces.

[00:06:55] And this nigga ends up checkmating me

[00:06:59] with one second left to go.

[00:07:01] I almost broke everything in my fucking room at 3 a.m.,

[00:07:04] Monica.

[00:07:05] I almost broke everything.

[00:07:07] He just had stroke of fucking luck.

[00:07:09] It wasn't no skill.

[00:07:10] This nigga's 200 elo just like I am.

[00:07:12] He shit just like I am.

[00:07:14] He breathes just like I breathe.

[00:07:15] There's no way his brain is quick enough

[00:07:17] to come up with that check.

[00:07:18] He just fucking geth and got it right, man.

[00:07:20] This shit made me fucking sick.

[00:07:26] So the seven tournament losing streak

[00:07:28] could turn into nine very well.

[00:07:30] It very well could turn into nine.

[00:07:33] NASA is losing contact for 40 minutes behind the moon.

[00:07:39] Yes, NASA?

[00:07:44] All right

[00:07:47] They don't know Houston this Houston Houston

[00:08:01] Know what about the Netflix dreams are gonna get out productions in the chat what's gonna happen

[00:08:07] What's happening?

[00:08:11] Yo, T.M.F., take it for the gifty.

[00:08:17] You know?

[00:08:18] 30 seconds now until we expect lots of signal.

[00:08:20] Oh, this? How much seconds?

[00:08:22] 30 seconds now.

[00:08:23] 30 seconds.

[00:08:25] Okay, tell Caleb to fix it.

[00:08:31] Okay, I'll tell him.

[00:08:33] Is that it?

[00:08:34] No, it's not it. Okay.

[00:08:37] I don't know what's happening at all.

[00:08:44] Is that it?

[00:08:46] No, it's not it.

[00:08:48] Okay, chat.

[00:08:50] Is this the moon?

[00:08:52] It has to be.

[00:08:54] What's this light back here?

[00:08:56] Oh, is that it?

[00:08:58] Ah, that's it.

[00:09:01] That's it.

[00:09:03] That's it.

[00:09:05] I said, oh, we're back.

[00:09:10] No, we're not.

[00:09:11] This is an animation.

[00:09:16] There are 4,000 miles from the moon.

[00:09:18] If you think about it, Chad, they're

[00:09:20] as far away from the moon as I am to Japan.

[00:09:26] That's crazy.

[00:09:30] Like, there is far from the moon as I am to Japan.

[00:09:33] And we have confirmation of loss of signal of the Orion spacecraft as it flies behind the moon.

[00:09:39] We expect to regain communications with them in four, in another approximately 40 minutes.

[00:09:44] If something happens in 40 minutes, they are cucked!

[00:09:50] Behind the moon. This is a poignant moment, as it's the first time in over 50 years that we have humans completely unreachable by anyone else on Earth.

[00:09:59] No matter how distant or secluded, we could reach anyone living on Earth.

[00:10:03] But while the crew flies behind the moon, it's certainly the impossible.

[00:10:07] Hey, send out to the boom guy.

[00:10:09] This is a live view inside the science evaluation room here at Johnson Space Center

[00:10:14] and just down the hall from mission control.

[00:10:17] This team has been monitoring the science for the flyby all day

[00:10:21] as the team has continued capturing targets on the lunar surface.

[00:10:26] Capturing targets?

[00:10:28] They got enemy insurgents on the moon?

[00:10:32] This team in action as they were helping the astronauts identify some of the features they were seeing on the moon but not expecting.

[00:10:43] NASA must have AT&T.

[00:10:45] There will be a hold-out.

[00:10:47] During this last signal, the first will be when the astronauts make their closest approach of the moon at NT 5 days, 25 minutes, and 34 seconds.

[00:10:57] seconds when we expect they'll be 4,067

[00:11:01] statute miles above the lunar surface.

[00:11:04] Their maximum Earth altitude will be reached just two minutes later.

[00:11:07] We still can get signals from Voyager 1.

[00:11:09] ...and 39 seconds, but their altitude should be approximately 2,252,756

[00:11:17] statute miles. Once those milestones are reached and we have confirmation, we

[00:11:21] will report the official numbers. Yeah, so for 40 minutes they're just

[00:11:25] like sub-goals on my forehead? I don't even know why I was up there on my phone.

[00:11:35] Why is everybody standing around for it doing their fucking jobs and reporting on

[00:11:39] Throughout the Artemis II mission, astronaut voice, images, video, and vital mission data

[00:11:45] must traverse thousands of miles carried on signals from NASA's powerful communications

[00:11:50] systems, the near space network, and the deep space network.

[00:11:54] Let's learn a little bit more.

[00:11:55] I want to learn, Niko?

[00:11:59] I mean, hey, but we're going to, well, hold on now.

[00:12:01] This looks like a cool informational video.

[00:12:02] This is a full response program, preparing humanity for a long time, new presence,

[00:12:08] and future journeys to Mars.

[00:12:10] Any more communication and ammunition

[00:12:12] in this pipeline are masses in near space network

[00:12:15] and in the space network.

[00:12:17] With antennas around the world

[00:12:19] and in front of the newly silenced,

[00:12:21] the networks from the loop are vital to the two men

[00:12:24] from Earth through all phases.

[00:12:26] Yo, that's what those things were on array Black Ops 1.

[00:12:30] The space network in Houston, Texas.

[00:12:32] Oh!

[00:12:33] It's the network in yours.

[00:12:36] Be transparent, members of the delicate dance between the two parts. Exchange the point as the mission is sheathed toward you.

[00:12:43] On the watchpad and during the early morning phases, NASA's Orion spacecraft has been watching.

[00:12:49] Hi agent, watching and sending heat from inside the rocket ship.

[00:12:53] After its transfer to the rejection firm, the deep space reports a global ray of intense.

[00:12:59] This shows the Orion's firing and communication support done.

[00:13:03] As the mission choose farther into space and away from Earth,

[00:13:07] signal training in this, and vanishing is concerned for crew communications.

[00:13:12] The astronauts still have a near constant communication to her,

[00:13:15] ensuring their safety on a journey farther into space than they thought they would.

[00:13:20] We say near constant, because as Orion goes behind you,

[00:13:24] a plane losses communication to her.

[00:13:27] The deep-spaced memory of who he's standing by is a riot of readers.

[00:13:33] The Artemis two-lations also provides an opportunity to test the new game of the release.

[00:13:37] Using Waze-Waze, NASA's own periodic and transmittal riot data

[00:13:41] to showcase the benefits of intercommunications combined to future heat-space partnerships.

[00:13:47] The data from all right sent by radio signals from visualists is massive.

[00:13:52] The mission is gathering images, data, and video while generating details about mission health and crew voices.

[00:13:59] They can send video, Monica? They can send video?

[00:14:02] Your honor, your systems compress your efficiency.

[00:14:05] In the future, we'll upgrade the systems on Earth, so the image and video clarity improve.

[00:14:10] They can send video?

[00:14:12] With the Artemis-2 test flight, we're evaluating the communications infrastructure that will help carry us into the future as we explain the movement.

[00:14:20] I don't ever want to run out of Wi-Fi on a playing game.

[00:14:24] I want that astronaut luxury.

[00:14:35] I need the astronaut privilege.

[00:14:39] Wow.

[00:14:39] That's pretty cool.

[00:14:41] That is pretty fucking cool, dude.

[00:14:43] If you think about it, Chad, the Luca trade

[00:14:46] last year for basketball players,

[00:14:47] That's like that level of excitement and like, bro,

[00:14:50] what the hell is going on?

[00:14:52] That's how engineers feel about this, about this trick.

[00:14:57] That's fucking awesome, man.

[00:14:58] Good for them, bro.

[00:14:59] To me, it's just like my curiosity,

[00:15:01] but to the actual, like, you know, like,

[00:15:03] they're probably like, ah, this is like my Super Bowl game.

[00:15:06] Like, you actually believe this?

[00:15:08] Oh yeah, you're right, dude.

[00:15:09] This is probably all actors.

[00:15:12] Dude, they're probably all larping right now

[00:15:15] with engineers.

[00:15:17] Yeah, I bet they have no idea what they're doing.

[00:15:20] Until we expect to regain communications with the astronaut support, Orion, and in the meantime...

[00:15:28] Oh my god. Agent, you would have won a bet against Lowe.

[00:15:31] Which bet? Did Nuggets won? Say you swear to god, bro.

[00:15:35] Say you swear... I tell you, I know what I've been talking about from time to time. Not always.

[00:15:39] Not always, but from time to time, I do be knowing what I'm talking about.

[00:15:42] I do be knowing what I'm talking about.

[00:15:45] We got some banger fucking reacts today. I'm not gonna stay on too long today because I got some shit

[00:15:49] I got to do later tonight, but just know that

[00:15:53] We got a lot of things coming we got a lot of things cuz we got a lot of things cooking

[00:15:58] We're basically happy just need coke. Yeah, dude. That's no no no no no because everybody

[00:16:04] Yeah, I'll be taking the shit. I say too serious, bro. Next thing, you know, I gotta start fighting the allegations, bro

[00:16:10] Hey, didn't he poo how's your day going

[00:16:15] I just wanna say my good YRG one, we all YRG over here, ha ha ha, unless you finally make this honorary motorcycle official so get on the biggest road.

[00:16:25] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[00:16:27] Now trust them with reality TV degrees to debunk all the science.

[00:16:31] How long are you going to be streaming today? I'm trying to figure out my sleep schedule so I can wake up early tomorrow for Emily's stream at 6 o'clock.

[00:16:40] Well, I'll have you know, I'll have you know I'm streaming till fucking 6am dude, so I guess you're pulling it all nighter. Huh? How about that? How about that, man? Better sip on some caffeine, dude. It's gonna be a long night.

[00:17:01] I would consider it of you and was wondering if you would ever be a judge on the master

[00:17:13] baker show later this month they've invited master baker.

[00:17:17] Oh shoot.

[00:17:18] Do you have to know anything about baking to be a judge because I wouldn't say on that

[00:17:23] qualifier agent my grandpa's passed away two days ago my aunt set up a go for me.

[00:17:28] I mean, my bathroom is too much,

[00:17:29] why would you go with the bathroom?

[00:17:31] Twitch's not the place to do it,

[00:17:32] but damn, nigga's gonna say I'm captain.

[00:17:34] Send it to me on IG gang, send it to me on IG.

[00:17:36] C'mon, send it to me on IG.

[00:17:37] I'm sorry for your loss though, I'm sorry for your loss.

[00:17:40] That wasn't me erring a person out, by the way.

[00:17:43] I know I do actually respond to people on IG as well.

[00:17:46] Yo, I had my first day of a real job today

[00:17:48] doing age fact.

[00:17:50] Thanks for streaming, sir.

[00:17:52] Also, can we get some major reacts?

[00:17:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna look at bangers today.

[00:17:56] Yo, today's like the first, like,

[00:17:58] that react they would have had in a minute, bro.

[00:18:00] It's been a long time.

[00:18:01] Hey, Linkini Danum,

[00:18:03] have you started watching Attack on Titan season 4 yet?

[00:18:06] Also, can you please get rid of that fuck-ass stench

[00:18:09] in your room?

[00:18:10] It ruins everything.

[00:18:12] Okay, so what do y'all want me to do?

[00:18:14] Do you want me to watch Attack on Titan

[00:18:16] or do you want me to train on chess, Monica?

[00:18:18] Hey, I can only do one of the two, bro.

[00:18:21] Nika, I'm playing chess.

[00:18:22] I'm not trolling.

[00:18:23] I don't know if you can go,

[00:18:25] click on my account, go through the history.

[00:18:26] All I'm doing is playing shit. I can't do both. I can't do both and stream every day, bro

[00:18:31] I can't I don't know fucking time. Okay, so when my schedule clear up

[00:18:35] I would love to finish season four, but by the way, it's like fucking 30 episodes

[00:18:38] So I'm gonna have to gear up for it. I look you might watch it while I'm in the Amazon

[00:18:44] That crazy like when I'm not training and shit like that. I'll just watch it then because I'm not gonna have nothing else to do

[00:18:50] But then the chess thing is already over. You know, I don't have to worry about it

[00:18:53] You got to do both you owe us. Okay

[00:18:57] Let's do it. Let's do it a little

[00:19:01] Many hours in the day

[00:19:04] Okay, 24. All right, is there any way to get more than 24 hours in my day? Oh

[00:19:13] While you can't physically add an hour you can just optimize, okay

[00:19:23] BDG says he needs to make 100,000 a month just to live comfortably and stay afloat or else he can't afford his bills.

[00:19:32] Money? Do you need to make a month to leave?

[00:19:36] Like word three. Me? How much do I have to make a month? Yeah.

[00:19:41] Yeah.

[00:19:44] That feels...

[00:19:45] I can't make...

[00:19:47] That feels okay.

[00:19:49] I can't make under a hundred.

[00:19:52] A hundred?

[00:19:54] I can't make...

[00:19:55] Under a hundred.

[00:19:58] It's just funny cuz...

[00:20:00] His brother, his brother being surprised is funny to me.

[00:20:03] Cuz it is a surprise number.

[00:20:05] I ain't gonna ask him to follow for next.

[00:20:09] Don't ask me to go out.

[00:20:10] I actually go shopping, I actually come eat with y'all.

[00:20:15] So when the last time that ever happened?

[00:20:17] I mean, under 100? Yeah.

[00:20:22] I mean, it's been months.

[00:20:25] 2025 I mean, under 100.

[00:20:27] It ain't too far off.

[00:20:30] I can't remember the last time I made a video.

[00:20:36] Hey, how much more?

[00:20:37] only a hundred K how does he survive you look crazy I'm not not actually surprised

[00:20:44] by that number at all like for a streamer his size I imagine that's about how

[00:20:52] much he spends unless he doesn't include the stuff he's talking about if he's

[00:20:57] not talking about stuff he's spending on segments and stream stuff and ideas and

[00:21:00] stuff like that then a hundred thousand it's kind of fucking crazy but if it

[00:21:04] It doesn't include that.

[00:21:06] Then that's pretty expected, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:21:10] Pretty expected.

[00:21:11] What about you?

[00:21:12] It's more than that.

[00:21:14] More than that.

[00:21:15] But I have a lot more people on my team, you know.

[00:21:17] So it comes with the territory.

[00:21:19] My boys, we gotta keep this train chugging.

[00:21:23] We gotta keep this train chugging,

[00:21:24] bro, at the end of the day, man.

[00:21:28] We got 100,000.

[00:21:29] I wonder what like the average,

[00:21:32] yo, serving, thank you for the gift.

[00:21:34] Yeah, like I think people confuse like personal income

[00:21:36] versus like business income.

[00:21:38] I mean like on a personal level, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[00:21:41] I have cut out everything that costs me money personally

[00:21:45] that I don't absolutely love.

[00:21:48] Everything.

[00:21:50] Right?

[00:21:51] That's why I sold the Ferrari.

[00:21:52] That's why I sold the condo.

[00:21:55] I don't have no more mortgages.

[00:21:56] I don't have no more loans, nothing.

[00:21:58] All my cars I bought in cash.

[00:22:00] I don't owe nothing on them.

[00:22:02] There's no ongoing expense aside.

[00:22:03] Let's look at the mechanical issue, which you know, is an expense, I guess.

[00:22:09] What else?

[00:22:10] Cloth.

[00:22:10] There was an era last year where we were in New York for AP summer,

[00:22:13] where I was spending way too much money on clothes for a nigga that doesn't give

[00:22:16] a fuck about clothes.

[00:22:17] I don't want to spend nothing on clothes.

[00:22:19] I'll keep it a buck with you.

[00:22:20] I just asked Jordan when I need stuff now.

[00:22:24] I bet as personal expense, I feel like I cut down on everything, bro.

[00:22:31] I wonder what the actual number is that you find out.

[00:22:33] But business expense, business that's completely different.

[00:22:35] You know what I'm saying?

[00:22:36] I feel like if I care about my job as a streamer,

[00:22:39] I gotta spend some bread on the streams, bro.

[00:22:41] I can't just put all that money in your pocket.

[00:22:43] Like the Amazon trip is probably gonna be the trip alone.

[00:22:47] The trip alone is probably gonna be 50, 60,000 total

[00:22:49] once everything's all said and done.

[00:22:51] Right now we already spent 50 on the event.

[00:22:55] Whether or not I make the money back is unlikely

[00:22:57] but it's good content.

[00:22:59] So like when you say like for the month of April,

[00:23:01] How much did you spend the default before you count for anything else is probably 60,000.

[00:23:08] So I probably have spent more or less than the over like 120 in the month of April.

[00:23:14] So you know, that's what I'm saying.

[00:23:15] Like, you know how quick it could add up.

[00:23:16] Like when you see a streamer doing segments all the time, this event here, this over

[00:23:20] here, traveling to this place.

[00:23:22] It's not bad for D2G, bro.

[00:23:25] All right.

[00:23:26] Speaking about the Amazon, I saw this video on my timeline and I don't know if this

[00:23:31] This is the sign because as soon as I talked about not being afraid, why the Amazon makes

[00:23:40] Australia look like a joke.

[00:23:44] If Australia is staying sandboxed, then the Amazon is its older brother raised by Brazil's

[00:23:58] Snake Island and tutored by the Darian Gap, while baby sad by the Jared Getty, the land

[00:24:02] of Felny Deer, and a Legged Landlord's is a country club compared to the largest rainforest

[00:24:07] and factory of nonsense on the planet, because Australia is not that bad from what its

[00:24:12] reputation is, for the most part discernment and common sense will keep you in present

[00:24:15] tense, but also the Amazon would take Australia's lunch money. This is a jungle that has swallowed

[00:24:20] cities, animated nightmares, and even Charles Warren would naturally select it as a tribute

[00:24:25] to the forest, allegedly. The Amazon is a living bullet health in the top spot, and

[00:24:29] the most dangerous animals in it, and the ones most likely to leave you full-time

[00:24:33] horizontal may no will surprise you I'm sort of sweat fuck need the AC do I'm

[00:24:40] gonna sweat Jack it's not good not good it's not good it's not good it's not good

[00:24:46] and what better way to start than with the actual king of the jungle Jack you

[00:24:51] are okay first of all this adorable little guy would never huh he would

[00:25:00] never fucking hurt me!

[00:25:05] He wants a hug, dude!

[00:25:07] He just wants a little hug!

[00:25:09] The Andwara, the cat whose name means

[00:25:11] he who kills with one leap.

[00:25:13] Fitting because this cat is a walking one shot,

[00:25:15] and arguably one of the most unfair Apex Predators out there.

[00:25:19] They can swim better than any big cat ever should.

[00:25:22] They can also climb in these towns to combine terrain absolute pain

[00:25:25] on the food chain.

[00:25:26] No!

[00:25:28] Is he on a fucking tree?

[00:25:30] In these towns, they'll combine terrain-absolute pain on the food chain.

[00:25:33] Jaguars are the third-largest cat in the biggest hill-fine in America.

[00:25:37] But pound for pound, no other cat bites harder.

[00:25:40] Thanks to a wide skull packed with master muscles,

[00:25:42] and a shorter jaw for more crushing leverage,

[00:25:44] a motivated jaguar set to have a bite force seven times its own body weight,

[00:25:48] outclassing their carnivorous counterparts.

[00:25:51] The bullshark of the big cats has a bite that can break through a sea turtle's nemesis.

[00:25:54] The bite is stronger than a fucking saltwater in the area.

[00:25:57] They also flatline came in, thanks to the Jaguars' habit of going for the back of their head.

[00:26:01] It's a hell of an attitude adjustment, one that can penetrate the skull and pierce the brain and leave a came in anything but okay.

[00:26:07] So safe to say, you'd have no chance of John Whiskers to brain and leave a came in anything but okay.

[00:26:13] So safe to say, you'd have no chance of John Whiskers to brain and leave a came in anything but okay.

[00:26:13] How could you take this picture and not be scared out of your fucking mind, dude?

[00:26:17] Say, you'd have no chance of John Whiskers decided to make you a memory.

[00:26:21] Victims of Jaguar attacks all have one thing in common, and it's that they all look like they were mauled by a claw hammer.

[00:26:26] In 2010, a 17-year-old was returning from a fishing trip when a jaguar exploded out of a ravine and jumped onto the boat,

[00:26:33] knocking both into the water before resurfacing with the teen's head in its mouth.

[00:26:38] A bystander fended the cat off with an iron pipe, and somehow the teen's vibes were dead and scared to swim away.

[00:26:43] Memory lost, a bone fragments from his skull nearly piercing his brain.

[00:26:47] In 2008, a jaguar wandered into an open tent and mauled the 21-year-old inside to death,

[00:26:53] with his body found with fatal damage to his spinal cord.

[00:26:56] Jaguars are the Amazon equalizer, and what many people would fear most in the jungle, but the humbling part is they could easily do way worse.

[00:27:03] Out of all the big cats, it's Jaguar attacks that are the least likely, other than Snow Leopard.

[00:27:08] That's what I told y'all, I said they're the most defensive. They're defensive. They're defensive.

[00:27:12] They're... unless they feel threatened, they're not going to attack a human.

[00:27:17] They live on Heaven's driveway. From 1950 to 2025, there have been only 84 recorded Jaguar attacks on people.

[00:27:24] And just 84?

[00:27:26] With 13 deaths that we know of.

[00:27:29] Not only is that a little more than one attack a year,

[00:27:32] any incidents involve punches from fight hunting dogs.

[00:27:35] Most people that have run into a wild jab or will tell you,

[00:27:37] they're more likely to barely acknowledge you

[00:27:40] and just keep it pushing.

[00:27:41] This is an apex predator that actively avoids us.

[00:27:44] And for good reason,

[00:27:45] considering humans nearly wiped them out

[00:27:47] and they're only just starting to come back

[00:27:48] to the United States.

[00:27:49] I feel better.

[00:27:50] You know what?

[00:27:51] I'm glad he said,

[00:27:52] I'm glad he didn't just scare the fuck out of me.

[00:27:54] Okay, only 84, 13 deaths, RRP 2013,

[00:28:00] they're defensive, if they see you, they just walk away.

[00:28:03] Kind of like the kangaroos.

[00:28:04] The kangaroos see you and they just walk away.

[00:28:07] This brolic big cat has nightmares about it.

[00:28:09] While none of that's any solid,

[00:28:11] if you do get pressed by a Yagwata,

[00:28:13] there's actually much worse things

[00:28:14] to encounter in the Amazon than a leopard that lifts.

[00:28:17] For example.

[00:28:18] We'll probably never hear a sound like that in the Amazon, but if you do, you may never

[00:28:29] hear anything ever again because a gang of giant river otters can absolutely cancel you.

[00:28:42] Because a gang of giant river otters can absolutely cancel you.

[00:28:45] One alone can grow to six feet long and is tough enough to square up with a jaguar, but

[00:28:49] an army of Arianeas is like a high functioning water wolf pack.

[00:28:53] These giga-odders will also victimize Cayman, with scientists watching a pack of fur prongs

[00:28:57] from this rate of five foot Cayman to nothing.

[00:29:00] No bones, no skull, just a former concept in under 45 minutes.

[00:29:05] Giant Otters are built like a bad trip, with eyes that could win a staring contest

[00:29:08] with a void, but just like with jaguars, it's actually their cousins that do more

[00:29:12] damage.

[00:29:13] local legends of giant otters capsizing canoes and tearing the canoeists to shreds, this

[00:29:17] bug-eyed, breast-stroking abomination mostly eats fish and rarely comes into contact with

[00:29:22] people.

[00:29:23] There's no case of a wild giant otter offering a human obituary, and if one did, it would

[00:29:39] likely be defensive. But God help you if you offend Otters enough for that, cause this

[00:29:44] man showed what the consequences could be, cause after rescuing a child that had fallen

[00:29:48] into the Otter den at a zoo, Sergeant Silvio Hollenbach was swarmed and mauled by a family

[00:29:52] of enraged Otters, which ultimately killed him. But an important fact is, it was likely

[00:29:57] in defense of recently born Otter pups. So just like a Jaguar, this is an apex

[00:30:01] predator that's more likely to ignore you than gore you, but it's always best

[00:30:05] to respect a creature that can put a Jaguar in reverse with no key. Which is why

[00:30:08] you should be more afraid of the giant ant eater. The ultimate sleeper build because the same claws

[00:30:13] they use to break into termite mounds can easily tuck you in for a permanent. And when you realize

[00:30:18] termite mounds are built like concrete then you'll realize that I lied. A seven foot feather

[00:30:22] duster is something a jaguar has to worry about. Giant ant eaters have killed jaguars and they

[00:30:27] have a human body count too. In 2012, a 47 year old hunter approached an ant eater head on

[00:30:33] as if he didn't take the animal seriously. An ant eater slashed his thigh and bled him to death.

[00:30:37] Two years earlier and Anteater attacked, no. Defended itself against another Hunter.

[00:30:41] First of all, it's like a giant...

[00:30:46] What is it? You got like the vibe of a skunk? A little bit?

[00:30:53] Bro, this is a fucking peculiar animal, dude.

[00:30:55] Killed him after severing his febrile artery. A homicidal panda armor vacuum cleaner is

[00:31:00] not a joke. The first red flag is being anything that comfortable in the presence of a

[00:31:03] predator. But the reason I'd be more nervous around a termite terminator than a giant-

[00:31:07] HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA

[00:31:10] AY MAN DO SOMETHING!

[00:31:12] You think that comfortable in the presence of a predator.

[00:31:15] But the reason I'd be more nervous around a termite terminator than a jaguar is the predator paradox.

[00:31:20] Remember, with predators, you gotta earn their concern.

[00:31:23] Unless cubs are involved, otters won't bother.

[00:31:25] And jaguars are bigotive to not care.

[00:31:27] But a legally blind Freddy Krueger's steroid sloth will bleed you the first time you look like a threat.

[00:31:32] And they don't get safer in captivity.

[00:31:33] Because in 2007, a zookeeper was bored so badly, she had to get her leg amputated in an operation that ultimately killed her.

[00:31:41] You're gonna learn that you fear the prey more than the predator, which is why it's surprising that arguably the Jaguar's most feared prey is an animal you probably wouldn't think of.

[00:31:50] You're screwed if you get pressed by Peckery, not just because they have tusks that can emancipate your insides, because they roll in packs too and will defend each other.

[00:31:57] 300 pound Jaguar's have been driven up the trees by murder swine.

[00:32:01] From this video you can see they'll deliver that same smoke to people.

[00:32:04] This is the mammal that scares me the most in the Amazon because if you see one, you know many more will follow.

[00:32:10] People have found dead Jaguars with staff wounds but surrounded by hoos that pretty much tells you how the cat went out.

[00:32:16] Not only is this not a pig likely responsible for gun laws in certain states,

[00:32:20] it's arguably the worst mammalian jump-scaring in the jungle.

[00:32:23] But the most dangerous is an animal you may not have even considered.

[00:32:26] And you keep saying it gets more dangerous, right?

[00:32:28] There's been a study interviewing over 120 people.

[00:32:30] More than 40% have been attacked by a vampire bat.

[00:32:34] What?!

[00:32:36] What?!

[00:32:37] A fucking vampire?!

[00:32:39] More than 20 people.

[00:32:40] More than 40% have been attacked by a vampire bat.

[00:32:44] Only three species regularly feed on blood,

[00:32:46] but the common vampire bat specializes in bleeding mammals.

[00:32:50] Usually that means seals and livestock,

[00:32:52] but opportunity can bring them right to humans.

[00:32:54] The first known outbreak of human rabies transmitted by bats was in 1930s Trinidad,

[00:32:59] where up to 90 people died.

[00:33:01] In 2005, there were 55 human rabies cases caused by bats,

[00:33:05] which was up from the 46 in 2004.

[00:33:08] Since the 1930s, it has connected that over 1000 people like that died to vampire bad assisted rabies,

[00:33:16] with the both being in Brazil and Peru.

[00:33:18] Now bats already get a lot of sh** and I feel bad for even contributing to it.

[00:33:21] Just keep in mind that typically less than 1% of bats in an area may have rabies at any given time,

[00:33:26] and they're only really a problem in places with difficult access to medical attention.

[00:33:31] Like the Amazon.

[00:33:31] But there's also a chance bats being more dangerous is only thanks to us.

[00:33:35] One species was said to only bleed birds like water, tinimals,

[00:33:38] but with their natural prey driven out by human activity, they started resorting to people,

[00:33:42] with a 2016 study finding human blood in bat samples.

[00:33:46] Mind you before I was taught that these bats would rather starve than drink mammalian blood.

[00:33:50] bats have an unfair reputation for what they do for the world. Without that we wouldn't have chocolate or tequila, but it also be a

[00:33:55] I'll be honest, as a fat man, I can sit here and tell you we could get rid of the chocolate today if it means that we don't have to have a bat rabie threat, Monica.

[00:34:05] I'll be honest, tequila guys, maybe you can speak for yourselves on this one, but we'll make the trade any day, bro.

[00:34:11] If I said the chances you fall asleep outside and get your blood assets drained aren't zero.

[00:34:15] In their defense, the mammals of the Amazon are only responsible for a fraction of the life retirement stand.

[00:34:20] Well, most of them...

[00:34:22] Wait, wait.

[00:34:22] But it's no reptiles that are more infamous.

[00:34:24] And no reptile displays the insanity of the Amazon more than the Cayman.

[00:34:29] I feel so bad for the Cayman.

[00:34:30] It seems evolving on a winning team only led to them getting bodied.

[00:34:33] They get their wigs split by Jaguars and can get mauled by otters,

[00:34:37] Squeezed to a flatline by Anaconda, and electrocuted by an animal that has no business having that power.

[00:34:42] So are these saltwater crocodiles, or are they just regular Daedalers?

[00:34:46] When they're small, they can get attacked on Titan by Heron, or Ravish by Rodis.

[00:34:50] And when they finally get big enough, Cayman earned the ire of the most dangerous predator of all time.

[00:34:55] Cayman got dropped in a hardcore server and had been getting curbsed off by the jungle senses since.

[00:34:59] Except there's one Cayman this doesn't really apply to.

[00:35:02] The Black Cayman can grow to 16 feet long, way over a thousand pounds,

[00:35:06] and an adult would not take this crap from a Jaguar.

[00:35:08] In fact, in the land of Apex predators,

[00:35:10] the Black Game might be THE Apex predator,

[00:35:13] as many locals fear them more than any Jaguar order or eel.

[00:35:16] Since 2014, there have been 66 Cayman attacks with 19 deaths,

[00:35:20] with most occurring near-fishing sites.

[00:35:23] There have been 6...

[00:35:24] Many locals fear them more than any Jaguar order or eel.

[00:35:27] Since 2014, there have been 66 Cayman attacks with 19 deaths,

[00:35:31] with most occurring near-fishing sites,

[00:35:33] And while most of these attacks are offensive or straight up provoked by people, the scariest

[00:35:37] thing is their personalities.

[00:35:39] Cayman and areas where they've historically been hunted are shy and super people avoiding.

[00:35:43] But in other areas, people will tell you that they'll attack anything that moves.

[00:35:46] And I promise you're not ready for how powerful the biggest member of the alligator family

[00:35:50] can be.

[00:35:51] Just to force their tail can shatter your knee with a well-aimed swim that, unlike

[00:35:54] crocodiles, Cayman don't live the effort to taste for becoming man-eaters, and like

[00:35:58] others, a majority of their victims are fish.

[00:36:00] And again, it's another example of humans being the real monsters, because the Black

[00:36:04] Kamen was nearly poached into extinction for its time, so bad that it led to the explosion

[00:36:08] of the Capybara and Piranha that were being kept in check, which ironically would only

[00:36:12] bite humanity right in the agro-

[00:36:14] No way!

[00:36:15] There's one reptile that has a reputation worth sticking to!

[00:36:17] It's-

[00:36:18] What's the-

[00:36:19] It's for the warnings only because my mom's afraid of snakes.

[00:36:22] God damn it.

[00:36:23] I can't even fucking keep track of the threats.

[00:36:26] 10 minutes into the video and I feel very considerably less safe, bro.

[00:36:33] If a fucking bat's not sucking my blood, a jaguar's leaping from a tree, or a pig, a

[00:36:39] fucking pig, a pig, 50 pigs.

[00:36:44] Thanks, and if you're like her, go to this timestamp.

[00:36:49] Last warning, that the other side of this trigger warning is the biggest snake on

[00:36:52] the planet.

[00:36:53] Not the longest, that would be the reticulated python.

[00:36:56] With a heavyweight title, ghost is a gree anaconda.

[00:36:58] Now the anaconda is actually the animal victim

[00:37:00] to the most egregious size exaggerations of any animal.

[00:37:03] But most agree, a female can reach the neighborhood

[00:37:05] of 20 feet long and violate the scales that nearly...

[00:37:09] Let me establish some ground rules, okay?

[00:37:11] If I see one of these, the stream is over

[00:37:14] and I'm going home, okay?

[00:37:15] I'm not gonna stick around.

[00:37:18] I don't wanna find out.

[00:37:19] I'm not gonna kill it.

[00:37:21] All right, I need everybody to just be like agent.

[00:37:25] All right, we want you to stream in the future as well.

[00:37:27] This can't be your last one.

[00:37:29] If, look, the other animals at least like are defensive.

[00:37:33] If I see a 20 foot anaconda,

[00:37:35] I'm going to end the fucking stream,

[00:37:38] drive to the fucking airport and fly back home.

[00:37:42] 550 pounds.

[00:37:43] You probably know the anaconda life prize

[00:37:45] with an existing ending embrace,

[00:37:47] but it's not the suffocation that does you.

[00:37:49] It's the fact that they squeeze so tight

[00:37:50] your heart can't pump against the pressure

[00:37:52] and any blood flow through the brain gets blocked.

[00:37:54] Not to mention backwards-facing teeth make it impossible to escape custody and adult

[00:37:58] and adult is only at the cost of is enough but imagine a clip.

[00:38:01] Yeah, look, clip farming is cool in safe conditions.

[00:38:05] Right? In my house, for example, clip farming is a lot less cool in the wild, in the actual

[00:38:12] wild, right? A clip form is something under control.

[00:38:16] I can't control how a snake is going to react to me forming a clip.

[00:38:20] I'm definitely not taking no fucking bite or getting strangulated.

[00:38:23] Did you just hear what he said?

[00:38:25] He said, it squeezes you so tight

[00:38:29] your blood can't fucking flow.

[00:38:32] You die from no blood flow.

[00:38:38] The views though.

[00:38:39] Other apex predator, one that can swallow virtually anything.

[00:38:42] Thanks to jaws that don't unhinge,

[00:38:44] but actually stretch to accommodate.

[00:38:46] And a windpipe, they can shove out of their mouths

[00:38:48] to breathe through like a meat snorkel.

[00:38:49] So Stevie Wonder could see how

[00:38:51] While Titanobol's little brother could easily void a human.

[00:38:54] But there is a catch.

[00:38:55] Human shoulders are the number one reason most snakes aren't physically capable of

[00:38:59] swallowing a human.

[00:39:00] Even if they are, it is very, very rare for one to try let alone succeed.

[00:39:04] And even though the biggest anacondas probably could, there are zero cases of one ever eating

[00:39:08] a person.

[00:39:09] Let me say that again.

[00:39:10] It's never happened that we know of.

[00:39:12] People have been struck by pondas, but the animal that eats like five times a

[00:39:15] year and then spends the rest of it in a power save mode definitely is doing it

[00:39:18] out of defense.

[00:39:19] Meaning if a paraplegic dragon bites you, you probably get something.

[00:39:23] I get it, but this is not the snake to be afraid of in the Amazon.

[00:39:26] Now with these, the snakes have a worse PR than that, so I don't even want to do them

[00:39:30] like that.

[00:39:31] But if you see a pit viper in a cut, pick a higher power and start a conversation.

[00:39:34] There's a lot of venomous snakes in the Amazon, and the most infamous is the common

[00:39:37] Lancet, or the Fertilance.

[00:39:39] Out of all the venomous snake bites in the Amazon, the common Lancet is responsible

[00:39:43] for up to 90%.

[00:39:45] Between 2012 and 2021, the number of common Landsat bites was 202,604 with 766 deaths and

[00:39:53] I'm going to link the study that said it in the description because I read it and I don't

[00:39:57] believe it.

[00:39:58] Landsat venom isn't just toxic, it's designed to mark prey fast so the snake doesn't have

[00:40:12] to track them.

[00:40:13] Venom attacks tissues and blood cells and causes them to lyce and burst, instigating internal

[00:40:17] hemorrhaging while also blocking blood clotting with anticoagulants to keep you bleeding.

[00:40:22] And it happens fast.

[00:40:23] One 10 year old girl was bit and even with relatively quick medical attention, she still

[00:40:27] had to get her leg amputated.

[00:40:28] Another girl was struck, likely by a frontal lance, and the venom turned her leg into

[00:40:32] a black stick.

[00:40:33] You can look it up if you want, I'm sure is how I'm not gonna show it here, but

[00:40:36] a black stick tinted green.

[00:40:37] That is what her leg was reduced to.

[00:40:39] Now what cost her leg was the fact that she was originally treated with traditional

[00:40:42] medicine and not brought to a clinic until a month later most times with immediate medical a majority of bike victims end up making a full recovery

[00:40:48] Who the fuck is getting immediate medical in the Amazon bro. Is there a fucking hospital somewhere in the forest?

[00:40:54] I need to know about

[00:40:55] Nobody gets immediate medical bro. You have to leave the forest and then go to a place where humans exist to get the medical

[00:41:03] They got do they have

[00:41:05] Medicals in the middle of the fucking forest. No, they probably have a small rag tag group of natives

[00:41:13] 80 people potentially that might have some medicine. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know

[00:41:20] Fuck

[00:41:22] Okay

[00:41:23] Okay, the anaconda you have to see it coming. It's fucking huge, right? But this one

[00:41:30] 200,000

[00:41:32] Do you know how much that is, bro?

[00:41:36] And how much more that is in every other animal on this list.

[00:41:40] It seems like this is the main, the most likely threat.

[00:41:45] That bold ass, what is that, a butterfly?

[00:41:49] What is that, chat?

[00:41:50] And the fact that most bites end up being dry explains a low bite to death ratio.

[00:41:54] Just use a gracefully in its native language.

[00:41:55] But it's what you get in an area of difficult or remote access that you're basically

[00:41:58] a walking corpse.

[00:41:59] The sad part is, snakes don't want to resort to using venom unless they think their life is in danger.

[00:42:04] In fact, most times the snake will bite at you instead of biting you.

[00:42:07] But lance heads often hunt rats in coffee or banana plantations,

[00:42:10] which can lead to a double-edged jump scare for them and the farm workers.

[00:42:13] So while everyone's scared of Satan's weighted jump rope, it's a snake you don't see that

[00:42:17] should scare you. Also, honorable mention to the Bushmaster, with a name like that you

[00:42:21] are not to be played with, you got it. But it's not just the venomous octopix out of

[00:42:25] The poisonous ones will get you too, and the Amazon has the most poisonous animal on the

[00:42:30] planet.

[00:42:31] And the fact that it's a tiny skittle of a frog is the second biggest f**k you of the

[00:42:34] forest.

[00:42:35] The same caustic hermit that could sleep comfortably on a quarter has enough toxins to one-shot

[00:42:39] 20 people, 20,000 mice, and two bull African elephants.

[00:42:43] There are no elephants in the Amazon, this thing's built like a biblical punishment.

[00:42:47] The Poison Dart Frog got its name from indigenous hunters rubbing their aerotips on the frog's

[00:42:51] back.

[00:42:52] to get injected, and that's when Dr. Thompson will cause numbness to the nausea. At a higher

[00:42:56] concentration, the poison that runs interference between nerves will cause paralysis, convulsions,

[00:43:01] and even seizures. Any higher in the paralysis of the diaphragm and heart failure will cause

[00:43:06] subrication, cardiac arrest, and death. To add insults to permanent inactivity, it's not even

[00:43:11] their poison they're packing, that is a stolen bag. The amphibian poison pill gets it from

[00:43:15] the beetles they eat and open carries the chemicals. To my knowledge, a poison frog

[00:43:19] Frog hasn't directly packed up a person, but recently Russian opposition Alexei Navalny

[00:43:24] was recently poisoned by... yeah, poison frog poison.

[00:43:28] So on the list of animals to fear in the Amazon, ransom ribbons are pretty low.

[00:43:32] Mostly-

[00:43:33] This little guy?

[00:43:35] This colorful, bright little guy is the scariest thing?

[00:43:40] Huh?

[00:43:41] Because their dress code is a literal red flag, along with green, gold, and all the

[00:43:46] other-

[00:43:47] Look at him!

[00:43:50] Yo, the old black one looks straight out of a fucking horror movie, Monika.

[00:43:56] This nigga!

[00:44:04] Getting in the water is different, because you'd likely never see it coming.

[00:44:08] So what is the scariest fish in the Amazon?

[00:44:10] There are a lot of roaches.

[00:44:11] The Arapa is a several hundred pound armor plane in Jurassic Gummy that could easily turn your light.

[00:44:16] Bull sharks are considered the most aggressive shark species and the closest to the stereotype

[00:44:21] and they've been known to venture up the Amazon.

[00:44:23] And while they're not as unhinged as their reputation means and attacks on rivers are

[00:44:27] super rare, Murphy River water is the best place to become a shark.

[00:44:31] And the Paco has human teeth and has been nicknamed the ball cutter.

[00:44:35] No further comment.

[00:44:36] But the most infamous fish in the Amazon is the Candiru and they're the reason

[00:44:40] people say you should never pee in the waters.

[00:44:42] According to legend, the parasitic pediatrics will follow the urine up your urethra where

[00:44:47] they get lodged up there with their backwards facing spines.

[00:44:50] Think of the anacondas jaws, but clamped inside the most sensitive part of your body and allegedly

[00:44:54] only invasive surgery can remove it.

[00:44:57] But in all of humanity's history, there has been only one recorded case of such a

[00:45:00] fate, with one man in 1997 claiming that a candy would jump out of the water, swam

[00:45:05] up his pee stream and into him.

[00:45:07] Yet science has proven that not only is that physically impossible, but like fluid

[00:45:11] physics it has also been proven that canduru aren't even attracted to human

[00:45:15] urine the piranha is another fish with bad PR but we now know that they're

[00:45:18] mostly shy scavengers that also eat plants you could sit in a pool of feeding

[00:45:22] piranhas and like a toddler's vegetables likely go untouched now attacks do

[00:45:26] happen and headlines can be something out of a horror movie but they're rare and

[00:45:30] usually only a time to experience the primal destruction of the shallow water.

[00:45:33] Yo Chaka, appreciate you with the fire and get the cells man.

[00:45:36] W and the piranhas got the worst propaganda in the whole fish industry, bro

[00:45:41] They'll be chocolate. They'll be five in a chair chocolate. I don't think you missed a fucking stream dog

[00:45:45] You didn't miss a stream in the past like two months. We appreciate you man

[00:45:49] Also, the whole piranha flesh stripping and cow thing was actually a scythe stage by locals to impress president theater

[00:45:55] Rosa, they're much more likely to accidentally eat a piranha than the other way

[00:45:59] And even the park was ball biting records. That's an awfully large piranha

[00:46:03] Hey, if I catch one of those in the Amazon, that's good meat, I'll tell you that much.

[00:46:11] That's good fucking meat.

[00:46:12] Hold on though, how am I supposed to take a piss?

[00:46:14] Hey, y'all can judge me if you want to.

[00:46:16] Hey, look, I'm peeing in a bottle when I'm out there, gang.

[00:46:19] I'm not peeing.

[00:46:20] I'm peeing in a bottle underneath my shirts, my dick.

[00:46:26] Okay, you could take my arm, you could take my feet.

[00:46:28] You're not taking my dick, bro.

[00:46:30] You're not taking my dick.

[00:46:31] that's been greatly exaggerated.

[00:46:33] So what's the scariest fish in the Amazon?

[00:46:36] It's definitely the one that's less eel than fish.

[00:46:38] The electric eel is actually a knife fish

[00:46:40] related to a catfish, but it's closer to an aquatic taser.

[00:46:43] The fact that there's a fish that's just up

[00:46:45] and up and that's an electric sea, and we just,

[00:46:51] Yo, get off my dick, literally, gang.

[00:46:53] No, dude, like, get off my dick, gang, c'mon, bruv.

[00:46:55] The fact of life,

[00:46:56] it's the third biggest middle finger the Amazon has to offer.

[00:46:59] At 8 feet up to 40 pounds, this imitation eel has killed me with, but it's not the electricity

[00:47:04] you worry about.

[00:47:05] It's getting knocked out of water and drowning me deep.

[00:47:08] It's also the fact they can jump out of the water to taste you, which is science that's

[00:47:11] discovered by accident when you try to transfer one into a new aquarium, and nearly got fried

[00:47:16] in the process.

[00:47:17] Not to mention 8 feet up not an eel can have all your vital organs packed in a

[00:47:21] 20% of the body, remaining 8 inches for electric organs.

[00:47:25] It's one of those things you blindly accept as a kid, only the severely questioned

[00:47:28] the existence of as an adult. So he went through mammals, reptiles, fish, and amphibians that

[00:47:32] only leaves the most dangerous group of all. Kinda. The spiders aren't insects but damn

[00:47:38] they're going in this section. Oh yeah, spiderweb.

[00:47:40] Don't make me afraid of spiderweb.

[00:47:42] Please. Ladies, please. Okay. Tarantula, I think I'm gonna be fine around these. I won't.

[00:47:49] I'm gonna fucking scream and run but I'm not gonna panic. Oh, I will panic because

[00:47:55] It's in a while then I can't get rid of it, but it's not the end of the world

[00:47:58] Bird-eating spiders are the largest tarantulas in the world. The funny thing is they rarely

[00:48:02] prey on birds, but the naming guide may damn sure you don't forget they can. They mostly

[00:48:06] go for rats, frogs, lizards, sometimes snakes. They do this by paralyzing prey with venom and

[00:48:11] then Lick will find their insides with enzymes to turn the prey to suit.

[00:48:14] Does that one huge battle hog is that refuse to kill them as a kid? I gotta say that

[00:48:18] tarantulas are virtually harmless, with venom no worse than a wasp sting, and

[00:48:22] They've never killed a human the most dangerous thing about them is that they're terrified of humans

[00:48:26] It will flick highly irritating hairs into your face as defense and those hairs are absolute hell of people

[00:48:34] We are huge

[00:48:36] For me imagine if King Kong came to your zip code you would look up at King Kong like this, right?

[00:48:43] Right a wrong check that's how they see us

[00:48:47] That's how they see us. It don't matter if you bring out your tanks, whatever

[00:48:50] Whatever. That's King Kong. We're King Kong to these niggas, bro. Tell you man, I'm gonna

[00:48:55] be afraid of a man with a little tarantula. Under all the spiders we don't know. The tarantulas

[00:48:59] ...

[00:49:00] Your eyes. And as intimidating as a Goliath might be, they're like a soft-shelled lobster

[00:49:03] to a Kowati. And people, too, because the tarantulas consider a delicacy. Now this

[00:49:08] spider is a different ballgame. The Brazilian wandering spider is responsible for thousands

[00:49:13] of bites a year, with an estimated 40,000 occurring annually in its namesake country.

[00:49:17] Like a translator, there are also a number of them and lash out defensively.

[00:49:21] The problem is, they also hide in dark crevices, which leads to a mutual jump scare from people.

[00:49:26] They have an especially bad habit of finding themselves inside shitmakes like bananas.

[00:49:42] There was one time a store in Austria was shut down for several days after one spot

[00:49:45] out of a banana-gray-like bag, but it's an appropriate response because the Brazilian

[00:49:49] Ants of Price Venom has a lot of effects, paralysis, trouble-

[00:49:52] Hey, there's a packing, there's a former out there that fucking saw the spider and

[00:49:57] said, oh fuck no and put it in the truck.

[00:50:00] That's fucked up.

[00:50:01] Breathing, but the most infamous side effect is that evenimation can cause a painful several

[00:50:06] hour case of cryobism.

[00:50:08] Now do the cryobism and you'll understand why this is the number one middle finger

[00:50:11] of the rainforest.

[00:50:13] Some that can end your baby making career permanently, but even with thousands of recording

[00:50:16] bites a year, there have been less than 20 deaths recorded since the 1800s.

[00:50:21] Most because again, animals don't love the way it's venom and most bites are dry and

[00:50:25] even if they aren't, with anti-venom, you're almost guaranteed to be fine.

[00:50:28] That being said, you better have anti-venom.

[00:50:30] I love die hard, not enough to live in.

[00:50:32] That being said, I take a spiral and let's say you peed.

[00:50:35] The Amazonian variety is the largest on the planet and they punch way above their

[00:50:38] weight class with a playlist that can include birds, bats, and rats.

[00:50:42] Cities like this can submit prey 15 times their size with paralyzing neurotoxic venom,

[00:50:47] and it is no exaggeration one of the most painful bites a human being can experience.

[00:50:52] Before I go out there, I'm taking all my elderberries, I'm taking them all, I, I, I'm bringing all

[00:50:58] my potions, I'm bringing them all, I'm not taking no fucking risks.

[00:51:03] Periods, it probably won't kill you and that's not as a favor to you.

[00:51:06] There's at least one case of a scent that needs attracting a person, and it was one

[00:51:09] a Venezuelan child opened a soda can and is mortally wounded by the crawly-hitted inside.

[00:51:14] That does raise one hell of a question, though, which either took a bite from a centenity

[00:51:18] or stings from bulletins.

[00:51:20] Now, we got his name, it's pretty straightforward, but it's Indigenous name.

[00:51:23] Okay, okay, now we're getting to the things I'm really afraid of, okay?

[00:51:26] The Jaguars?

[00:51:27] Okay, anybody can hear it coming, bro, they're fucking colossal, all right?

[00:51:32] The Caimans?

[00:51:33] Don't go near the water.

[00:51:34] These guys are what I'm afraid of, okay?

[00:51:38] There's leaf cutter ants and there's bullet ants and they're the two things I'm most afraid

[00:51:41] of and I usually love ants.

[00:51:43] I used to hate ants as a kid because they used to fuck my kitchen up, right?

[00:51:47] But as an adult, I'm not afraid of ants no more.

[00:51:49] But they have two species of ants that are truly fucking terrifying, bro.

[00:51:54] Truly fucking terrifying.

[00:51:55] Things do, the one who wounds deeply as well as 24 hour ant because you're scheduled

[00:52:00] for 24 hours of agony and untold suffering once you get bit.

[00:52:04] Dr. Miltomologist Justin Schmidt has described this thing as less like a gunshot and more like walking over flaming charcoal with three inch nails stuck up your foot.

[00:52:11] Okay, so what our instructor has told me about this thing, because it is a real threat, like I could be sleeping and get bit.

[00:52:21] He said it's going to be 48 hours, he said it's going to be a few hours of extreme pain that you've never felt before.

[00:52:30] And then it's gonna be 48 hours of feeling like absolute shit

[00:52:36] But he said the stream could keep going he said you don't have to end the stream if you get bit by boys

[00:52:44] But I mean it might be the most boring stream you see in your life

[00:52:50] Sir even used as a writer passage for the synthetic my way people with those initiate having to wear a glove

[00:53:00] cause temporary paralysis and hallucinations.

[00:53:03] And the process is done not once, but up to 20 times.

[00:53:06] It's a different level of pain.

[00:53:08] But one that's not lethal,

[00:53:09] as bulletins have never killed a person.

[00:53:13] Yeah.

[00:53:14] And we know of.

[00:53:14] And there was a lady I met at the airport.

[00:53:17] She overheard us saying we're going to Brazil.

[00:53:20] This is what I was, it wasn't Australia.

[00:53:22] It was a trip before that I think

[00:53:23] is when I was going to Canada,

[00:53:24] it was some Brazilian lady.

[00:53:25] She said, oh my God, I'm Brazilian.

[00:53:28] I said, oh shit, what's up?

[00:53:29] So we started yapping with her and she told us that there's this practice where they take a bunch of bullet ends in like 50 of them stab you in the back at the same time.

[00:53:39] It's something like cultural thing they do in some tribes over there.

[00:53:42] And she said she did it and it was like she just wanted to die.

[00:53:47] How bad the pain was she wanted to die.

[00:53:50] And she said, don't do that.

[00:53:52] Don't get any bad ideas, bro.

[00:53:53] Don't be that fucking adventurous.

[00:53:55] Um, but she told us like that's how pain.

[00:53:57] Oh, is he saying in the video?

[00:53:59] Unpleasant has a run-in with a wandering one-two times, hits a different level of pain, but one sense is not legal.

[00:54:05] Bullets and stuff never kill a person.

[00:54:08] If you put it on the shirt and they don't stab you the same time.

[00:54:10] So it's unpleasant as a run-in with a wandering spider, centipede, or ants on you would be.

[00:54:14] Those aren't the bites you'd be...

[00:54:16] Okay, wandering spider, not bad, bullet ant, scary shit, centipede, scary shit.

[00:54:20] This is, because the kissing bug is statistically one of the deadliest animals in the Amazon, with a worldwide kill rate of over ten thousand.

[00:54:28] Why are they so weird?

[00:54:29] Over 7 million people infected.

[00:54:31] And it's because the assassin bugs can spread a parasite that delivers Chagas disease.

[00:54:35] A parasite they spread through their poop.

[00:54:38] Once you accidentally rub the infected feces into a bite wound, you've been gone.

[00:54:42] And you often don't realize it until you wake up looking like you lost an argumental mcTicces.

[00:54:46] It's an unco-

[00:54:47] What the fuck is an assassin bug?

[00:54:49] Comfortable, unsightly disease.

[00:54:51] One that erases tens of thousands of lives in the Amazon.

[00:54:54] Including, allegedly, Charles Darwin.

[00:54:57] Go back, go back, go back, go back into a bite.

[00:54:59] Parasite they spread through their poop.

[00:55:01] Once you accidentally rub the infected feces into a bite wound, you've been done.

[00:55:05] And you often don't realize it until you wake up looking like you lost an argument to Mike Tyson.

[00:55:09] It's an uncomfortable, unsightly disease, one that erases tens of thousands of lives in the Amazon,

[00:55:15] including, allegedly, Charles Darwin.

[00:55:18] It's highly suspected that the longtime 40-year illness and eventual demise of the father of evolution

[00:55:23] was caused by a one-time running with a kissing bug.

[00:55:26] and the development of chagas that came after by the numbers that makes this bug one of

[00:55:31] the deadliest creatures in the jungle.

[00:55:33] But not number one, that's far close to the deadliest animal of all time.

[00:55:37] The animal you should fear the most isn't a jaguar, anaconda, caiman, or even unethical

[00:55:42] viagra.

[00:55:43] It's the mosquito.

[00:55:45] The mosquito has buried more people than every single war in human history combined.

[00:55:50] And it's no different in Earth's biggest jungle as an awful-used Arlingi has killed

[00:55:54] untold numbers of people.

[00:55:55] largely the biggest vector of malaria along with other maladies like that.

[00:56:00] I'm actually, I'm actually I'm afraid of mosquitoes there. I'll be honest.

[00:56:05] I'm taking malaria pills and shit like that before I go and during and after the trip,

[00:56:09] obviously. That's the biggest. Realistically, if something was gonna take me out, it would be that.

[00:56:15] But I took all my other shots that I need. There's yellow fever there.

[00:56:20] This is not the many cases of it, but if you do get it, it's like Ebola. It's like a 50%

[00:56:23] can't kill right so you don't even want to take the risk I took my yellow fever

[00:56:26] shots all the shots you need we took uh and in the summer you can't just do

[00:56:33] nothing about like I'll be honest with you bro the big animals you could at

[00:56:37] least hear them coming you know like the little bullet ants and mosquitoes you

[00:56:43] can't hear them coming in I'll be honest with you the thing I'm really

[00:56:46] afraid of is at nighttime we might just have to go night vision or some

[00:56:53] because and this is one of the things

[00:56:55] he was working on a couple of days ago.

[00:56:56] If we have a light on at night,

[00:56:59] I might as well just fucking invite malaria into my body, bro.

[00:57:03] This is gonna invite all the bugs and shit like that.

[00:57:06] They're all just gonna go to the one light

[00:57:08] in the whole fucking forest, feel me?

[00:57:10] So like, that's the type of shit we had to think about

[00:57:13] that, you know, if you just happened to be an M,

[00:57:15] you wouldn't obviously walk around with a light on,

[00:57:17] that's dangerous.

[00:57:20] The only, yeah, someone said fire.

[00:57:22] that's the main thing. If we can't get a fire up, uh, the risks

[00:57:30] tremendously increased. And if the fire dies at any point, the risks

[00:57:35] tremendously increased.

[00:57:36] O'Veaver and even Zika. I consider them so dangerous because

[00:57:40] there's no confusion if a jab or a Viper bites you, but mosquito bites can

[00:57:44] easily go under the radar until you wake up to the Grim Reaper on your

[00:57:47] nightstand. And the worst part is mosquitoes could easily be weighed

[00:57:51] worse. One cause only females suffer blood, but also because out of thousands of species,

[00:57:56] mainly three are responsible for census cuts on humanity. One adjustment by them,

[00:58:00] that they could possibly wipe us out, but again, it might be our own fault they're so dangerous.

[00:58:05] As deforestation has boosted the number of bites, and those same deforested areas can have

[00:58:09] biting rates 278 times per normal. And that's why it's humans that are tied for the most

[00:58:15] dangerous animal on the Amazon. It's been said that deforestation has killed half a million

[00:58:19] people in the last 20 years, with nearly 30,000 a year attributed to heat stress.

[00:58:24] But human cost deaths can be even more direct, as over 1,700 activists have been murdered

[00:58:30] in the Amazon between 2012 and 2021, while trying to prevent activity like mining, oil

[00:58:36] drilling and logging.

[00:58:37] That's more than the deaths due to Jaguar's anacondas, cave, venomous snakes, and spiders

[00:58:42] combined.

[00:58:43] So no, I'm not just being edgy when I say one of the most life-threatening

[00:58:47] things you can run into in the world's most dangerous jungle is another human.

[00:58:51] And most of those were indigenous activists fighting for their land.

[00:58:55] Now keep in mind it was also humans that nearly drove the Cayman out of commission, a panther

[00:58:59] into past tense, and many, many more.

[00:59:02] As for the Amazon, it is as dangerous as it is beautiful and the animals in it are really

[00:59:07] only doing what they can to survive and both of them-

[00:59:09] Okay we didn't talk about all the fun animals dude, like the fucking Amazon parrots, the

[00:59:13] The monkeys we didn't talk about none of the fun animal

[00:59:17] I know that's not the video for us the dangerous animal video, but there's so many

[00:59:21] Adorable animals out there of our respect and fear because the most terrifying thing about them is the reality of the world

[00:59:27] Where they're not here?

[00:59:31] Okay, it's guys

[00:59:40] Is that a fucking frog?

[00:59:43] Okay, what's it man? Hey point proven do whatever whatever it is you stand for nigga

[00:59:57] you got my vote okay every video though yeah

[01:00:00] I'm a little more split now. I'm a little more split. Artemis back.

[01:00:07] into that background a little bit.

[01:00:08] Tell me about your background and what you've been doing.

[01:00:13] They're not back yet?

[01:00:14] It's been 40 minutes, hasn't it?

[01:00:16] I know.

[01:00:18] We have to think through the hardware that they have,

[01:00:21] the cameras, the computers, their microphones

[01:00:24] to make these observations.

[01:00:25] There's four windows up front.

[01:00:27] Through one of those windows,

[01:00:28] one of our astronauts will be using a Nikon D5 camera.

[01:00:32] What do you think you're doing?

[01:00:33] I'm gonna go down here.

[01:00:34] That looks cramped in there.

[01:00:35] I got claustrophobia, I couldn't.

[01:00:37] Wow.

[01:00:41] Wow. Okay, I'm about to ask a dumb question.

[01:00:43] Um, isn't it gonna take a sec? Do they have like a...

[01:00:47] Never mind, I'm just gonna keep to myself.

[01:00:48] ...Houston, in mission control, all of your flight controllers and your flight director

[01:00:54] have flipped their Artemis II patches around.

[01:00:58] We are Earthbound and ready to bring you home.

[01:01:02] They're coming back!

[01:01:07] They did it! What'd they discover dude? Spill the beans man!

[01:01:14] Ah that's great.

[01:01:20] Great to see the light of day as we head back to see...

[01:01:29] What the hell is she is?

[01:01:33] Damn, chat, we were all in ball sacks when they like first tried this for real.

[01:01:42] Think about that, bro.

[01:01:45] In fact, some of you weren't even in a ball sack yet.

[01:01:55] I

[01:01:59] Said Duke was watching

[01:02:07] Shut up man. Yeah, let me know some shit pop off on a NASA broadcast. All right, so we literally cut the exact moment

[01:02:13] We're coming back home. All right, man

[01:02:17] Joe drop I fucking love his videos. We watched his last his last three videos this one

[01:02:22] I survived reaching Mount Everest 50% less oxygen.

[01:02:31] This is the summit of Everest.

[01:02:34] The highest peak on Earth.

[01:02:37] At an altitude of 8,849 meters above sea level.

[01:02:46] But did you know that 96% of those who reached this summit

[01:02:52] did not reach it alone.

[01:02:55] Behind every climber who stood on top of the world,

[01:02:59] there was an unknown Sherpa

[01:03:02] who paved the way.

[01:03:03] Without Sherpa nobody can fly.

[01:03:05] But I come from the family of Sherpa?

[01:03:11] But who are the Sherpas?

[01:03:13] This is the land of Sherpa and this mountain belongs to Sherpa.

[01:03:17] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can't even like,

[01:03:19] like I can't even fucking... Bro, look at the fucking views. Geez Louise.

[01:03:28] MQ1, time to climb Evers, yes.

[01:03:36] These are the sons of the Sherpa Mountains and the highest peaks of the Himalayas,

[01:03:40] the people who have evolved genetically.

[01:03:42] I'm the youngest person in the world to climb 14 of the world's highest peak.

[01:03:46] So why people claim Everest?

[01:03:53] They breathe as easily as if they were at sea level.

[01:04:00] An ethnic group native to the slopes of Mount Everest.

[01:04:03] The conquering team was composed of 20 Americans

[01:04:06] Aided by Sherpa tribesmen who acted as carriers.

[01:04:10] To the extent that scientists from Europe and America

[01:04:13] He came to Nepal just to study the Sherpas genetics.

[01:04:16] Today we will try to discover their secret

[01:04:20] and climb with them to great heights.

[01:04:23] The Hizirah Sherpas at a much better capacity

[01:04:27] at altitude than other people of the Himalayas.

[01:04:43] We started from the capital, Kathmandu.

[01:04:55] We have to pass through several stages in cities.

[01:04:59] You see it's cold there.

[01:05:00] It's super cold.

[01:05:01] Super cold.

[01:05:02] What's it?

[01:05:03] Look, we're going to get a lot of stuff from here.

[01:05:07] It's a long journey.

[01:05:08] Yeah, it's a seven days journey to reach there.

[01:05:11] They have a full list of equipment that we must get before starting the journey.

[01:05:34] You have to sleep in towns along the way.

[01:06:04] You can't.

[01:06:05] I was saying what I said, I'll take it back.

[01:06:10] For days, so that the lungs can adapt to high altitudes.

[01:06:15] This is the most dangerous airport in the world, and it is world-renowned.

[01:06:18] It's the most dangerous.

[01:06:19] Anyone who wants to climb the summit must pass through this town.

[01:06:28] The runway is very small and located between the mountains.

[01:06:36] We are in Lukla, Skye, the most famous sherbet.

[01:06:48] This is the first popular village which you go before Everest.

[01:06:51] I'm a double, any other popular trek are mountains.

[01:06:54] And yeah, it's a beautiful village

[01:06:55] and you call it the gateway to Everest.

[01:06:57] Anyone want to go to Everest, he must come from here.

[01:07:01] He must come from here because also there's the world's deadliest airport.

[01:07:11] This was for the plane, that is for the heli.

[01:07:13] So they couldn't make it bigger, right?

[01:07:16] Yeah, this was the first one they made in 1986.

[01:07:18] It's quite dangerous because of how short the runway is, you know?

[01:07:21] Is the shortest?

[01:07:22] It's one of the shortest I feel like.

[01:07:24] I think maybe the shortest, you know.

[01:07:27] I mean the Swarthit right? To arrive to this city. It's beautiful.

[01:07:39] And today I came here just for you because yesterday morning at around 10 o'clock I was in the summit of a 6,000 meter peak.

[01:07:46] I love nature but at the same time I don't think I'd live somewhere like here. I think I'll be very bored.

[01:07:53] It's like a balance dude, like I want to be around nature but it has to be things to do.

[01:07:58] Just down six hours again just to meet you guys today in the morning.

[01:08:01] I say that but I never leave my house when I'm in the morning.

[01:08:03] Let's go, we're gonna go up right?

[01:08:05] Yes, yes.

[01:08:06] Let's learn about Sherpa Bebo.

[01:08:08] Okay.

[01:08:09] Let's go.

[01:08:10] You learn to live simple.

[01:08:11] You can create things.

[01:08:12] Yeah.

[01:08:13] So before like we go to trekking or climbing you can come here and we have all the

[01:08:20] equipment, the gears.

[01:08:22] And you can find also in Himalayan, Cristiano Ronaldo.

[01:08:26] Shiffnado!

[01:08:29] Sherpa, people are stronger, right?

[01:08:31] Yes, we can carry double.

[01:08:36] They can carry it till 100 kgs sometimes, if they want.

[01:08:38] 100 kgs?

[01:08:39] In this end of the road.

[01:08:41] This is almost like normal now for us.

[01:08:44] Everest, Barber Shop.

[01:08:47] Wow!

[01:08:52] So, what behind us exactly are the two first people who climb Everest?

[01:09:00] In 1953, the first two people in history reached the summit of Everest, a climber from the

[01:09:06] Sherpa people and a climber from New Zealand.

[01:09:09] That's like how we're standing.

[01:09:12] Since then, Everest has become a dream for thousands of climbers around the world.

[01:09:16] But the path to the summit still depends on the expertise of the Sherpas, who have

[01:09:20] The leg of these mountains for centuries.

[01:09:22] Yeah, the same.

[01:09:24] So here's a sherpa.

[01:09:25] I'm a foreigner.

[01:09:26] And we are the first who climb, not the first, no?

[01:09:29] So we can be the second after them?

[01:09:30] Yeah, the second.

[01:09:32] Like this guy, the first one who climb ever.

[01:09:35] You can see him in the box, but they don't mention sherpa.

[01:09:41] I have to check how fit you are.

[01:09:43] I need to train for how many years?

[01:09:45] I would say at least two years.

[01:09:46] Two years?

[01:09:47] I go smaller mountain.

[01:09:49] like 6,000, 7,000, and then finally you can try it.

[01:09:52] We can do it.

[01:09:53] You are the only one I can trust for this.

[01:09:55] Thank you.

[01:09:56] Hell no.

[01:09:59] You know who was the fucking rookie?

[01:10:01] Ha ha ha.

[01:10:04] He's probably working on that video as we speak.

[01:10:10] So this is the only clue?

[01:10:11] I already don't like walking.

[01:10:14] I'll ride the teleport.

[01:10:15] I definitely don't like running for no reason.

[01:10:18] I have to put a ball in the net of some kind, bro.

[01:10:21] I, my little, my brain can't fathom

[01:10:25] aimlessly walking in the direction.

[01:10:27] It's just fucking pointless, dude.

[01:10:28] There has to be an objective to this shit.

[01:10:30] All right, throw the Frisbee ball in hoop,

[01:10:34] ball in back of net.

[01:10:35] It gotta be something else.

[01:10:37] If you keep tonight here,

[01:10:38] and more, you're gonna get more higher.

[01:10:41] And they have a specialty coffee.

[01:10:42] How?

[01:10:43] How you do that?

[01:10:44] In this small village.

[01:10:47] Can I join the tribe?

[01:10:48] You can be from today.

[01:10:51] What should they do to be a Sherba?

[01:10:52] They have a lot of discipline, a lot of hard work, and a lot of strong mindset.

[01:10:57] How many times do I need to climb Everest?

[01:10:59] You can just climb one.

[01:11:02] One million like us.

[01:11:04] No way it's going to go up in my head.

[01:11:07] Can I really climb Everest?

[01:11:12] I am one of the most happy people in the world.

[01:11:14] And finally, what impact are we on the fire?

[01:11:19] So what motivates you?

[01:11:21] So I was 16 when I started climbing

[01:11:23] and then like I remember it was really funny

[01:11:25] because for the first year

[01:11:26] I was something I went to school in

[01:11:28] and then like I remember it was really fun.

[01:11:30] What the fuck?

[01:11:32] The dev team?

[01:11:34] Funny because for the first year

[01:11:36] I was something I went to school

[01:11:37] doing my high school exam.

[01:11:38] I remember like my teacher used to always message me

[01:11:40] I was like, sorry, I'm already in some mountains, you know.

[01:11:43] Almost within, it took me around two years, I think,

[01:11:46] to climb all the 14 high speeds here.

[01:11:56] His name is the hero.

[01:11:58] I'm only a rich hero.

[01:12:05] Guys, this...

[01:12:10] Guys, this is brilliant.

[01:12:12] Oh, Jazz, thank you for the five gift usows!

[01:12:16] Thank you.

[01:12:17] Goodness, crisis.

[01:12:19] Thanks, Jazz.

[01:12:20] Appreciate you.

[01:12:21] What a change of topic.

[01:12:22] Nice loopy.

[01:12:23] Same here.

[01:12:24] No mistake.

[01:12:25] You're going to take us from Lukla to Namchev?

[01:12:26] Yes.

[01:12:27] How's like five minutes flight?

[01:12:28] It's only five minutes flight.

[01:12:29] Yeah.

[01:12:30] Okay.

[01:12:31] Okay.

[01:12:32] All right, I'm going to tell you guys something you guys don't know.

[01:12:37] Ethiopians do, too.

[01:12:38] That's why we're so good at marathons and Kenyans.

[01:12:40] When I say we, I really don't mean me, but when you ask yourself who, which ethnicity country is winning on Americans, they do too.

[01:12:50] Like the capital of Ethiopia is really high up.

[01:12:52] And so do people who grow up in like Colorado, for example, it must have skipped you.

[01:12:57] Okay, I will have you know, in my current form, obviously you don't see much, but I used to be kind of competitive in cross country for a fat guy growing up.

[01:13:08] growing up. I used to be overweight running 5Ks and 10Ks.

[01:13:13] Cat? Okay, I guess I don't know. I'm not gonna say nothing no more because all my accomplishments are

[01:13:17] cat, apparently. I just never done nothing. I'm a fucking bot. I guess, I guess, I don't know.

[01:13:22] We got him, bro.

[01:13:26] You should run up there, bro. I'm just mounting the log to your boss.

[01:13:29] On the second day, we headed to Namche Bazaar at an altitude of 3,440 meters above sea level.

[01:13:35] level. We will stay there for two days so the body can better adapt to the altitude.

[01:13:44] Okay, we took a helicopter for five minutes and now we're in one of the most beautiful

[01:13:50] villages in the whole Kumbu Valley. Namche, the land of Jarba. Wow. That mountain, this

[01:14:00] This is one of the most people in the world, it's 6,812 meters, I'm a Dublin.

[01:14:05] When we go in the village, up we'll see this mountain standing solo, very famous mountain.

[01:14:11] When we go up near the stop, there's a museum from where you can see Everest.

[01:14:15] I'll show you around.

[01:14:16] You're home done.

[01:14:17] Yes.

[01:14:18] Let's go.

[01:14:19] Man, and the oxygen here is 64%.

[01:14:23] Uh huh, so now the higher we go, the less oxygen it gets in the atmosphere.

[01:14:28] I run 5k at 290

[01:14:31] Hello?

[01:14:32] I mean, I didn't just run a 5k

[01:14:38] I did well

[01:14:40] I didn't just make the fucking finish dude

[01:14:43] No, you didn't

[01:14:44] Oh, sharebox

[01:14:46] I might have to run a marathon, I think we just asked you to come to the top of the stream, Mr.Shadow

[01:14:50] I might train for a year and just run a marathon so I can see if it's just a journey

[01:14:54] All right

[01:14:55] Some people just have a genetic advantage like what we do on James, he's genetically dictated,

[01:14:59] we're the most athletic man on the planet.

[01:15:01] I'm not the only group like that.

[01:15:04] And you add training on top of that.

[01:15:14] So this here is the entrance to Namche, this is the gate, so we have to go from here back.

[01:15:25] Quick, eight hours, then!

[01:15:27] No, no, no, no, I wouldn't do it.

[01:15:29] I mean, I would never do it.

[01:15:31] This is Namshi Bazaar, the capital of the Sherpas.

[01:15:40] And it is considered the commercial and cultural center of the Sherpa people.

[01:15:44] They are known as the unsung heroes.

[01:15:57] They are behind every successful Everest climate expedition.

[01:16:00] Wow, there is a cafe, there is a massage place.

[01:16:07] Better than Kathmandu, you know, a cafe.

[01:16:10] Really?

[01:16:11] Yeah.

[01:16:12] Oh, there is also...

[01:16:13] Yeah, start trolling, please.

[01:16:15] Good night, Tim, but before I go to sleep,

[01:16:17] agent, where is the Australia vlog?

[01:16:19] Bro, shut the fuck up.

[01:16:21] Shut up, bro.

[01:16:22] Shut up, nigga.

[01:16:23] This is a brand called Sherpa.

[01:16:25] Very famous.

[01:16:26] There's a brand after them.

[01:16:27] Sherpa.

[01:16:29] Let's see.

[01:16:30] And this is the place we go.

[01:16:32] This is a very famous place here, West King.

[01:16:37] OK, I'll introduce you, OK?

[01:16:39] Wall of Fame.

[01:16:42] And then you'll have to be here soon.

[01:16:45] You're going to put me here?

[01:16:46] Yes.

[01:16:48] Bro, this guy, you need to be alone here.

[01:16:52] I'm next Sherpa.

[01:16:53] Woman, Craig is Sherpa.

[01:16:54] Ha, ha, ha.

[01:16:56] This is your room.

[01:16:57] Money ain't got no female Sherpas.

[01:17:01] Look, I stand with y'all, Chad.

[01:17:03] I own an auto.

[01:17:05] I hope you guys get more representation

[01:17:08] in the Sherpa community, bro.

[01:17:12] All right, let's take my piano, man.

[01:17:19] Performative feminism.

[01:17:21] Sapo?

[01:17:22] Sapo.

[01:17:23] Subscribe.

[01:17:24] No way to go to school all the way up here.

[01:17:29] Mr. Bees.

[01:17:32] Come here.

[01:17:35] Thank you one time.

[01:17:37] He climbed Everest.

[01:17:38] Yes.

[01:17:39] 16 World Guinness Record. Yes. How?

[01:17:44] I'm guiding all the way to the mountain.

[01:17:47] My first summit is 1994. So you are the king of Sherpa? Yes.

[01:17:54] So you help people to reach

[01:17:56] Everest. Yes. The people who climb with you without you they cannot do it, right?

[01:18:01] Mostly without Sherpa nor can do anybody. Nobody? Nobody.

[01:18:06] So you are the most one in the world to climb Everest? Yes.

[01:18:09] Really?

[01:18:09] Really, yeah.

[01:18:11] And he's just like so humble, walking around, people taking photos of him.

[01:18:15] You're married?

[01:18:16] Yes, I have a two-kid.

[01:18:18] How old are you?

[01:18:19] I'm now fifty-five.

[01:18:21] Are you climbing again?

[01:18:22] Yeah, I'm going to spring again.

[01:18:24] Really?

[01:18:25] Yeah.

[01:18:29] See, see.

[01:18:30] You know him?

[01:18:31] Hamas?

[01:18:32] Yeah, he's my friend.

[01:18:33] Bro, do you think you are stronger than Buffalo?

[01:18:35] Hahaha.

[01:18:36] You gonna come with us tomorrow?

[01:18:38] Yeah, we're going the best.

[01:18:39] Oh, Joe, you're just talking normal for you.

[01:18:41] Yeah, this is normal.

[01:18:42] It's like you're going supermarket and coming back.

[01:18:44] Yeah, I said like that, yeah.

[01:18:45] Now we're at an altitude of 3,400 meters.

[01:18:47] You guys, I've no interest in any sort of cardio,

[01:18:50] just to be super clear, bro.

[01:18:52] Any cardio, that's not a sport.

[01:18:54] Yeah, I'm going to say one is a sport.

[01:18:56] I don't want to know.

[01:18:58] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:19:00] Ball in net, ball in net, ball in net.

[01:19:03] There's a tomorrow we will climb to 4,000 meters

[01:19:06] and above.

[01:19:07] So it is necessary to come here and spend two days first to your body to acclimatize.

[01:19:15] We're gonna climb one day.

[01:19:16] One day.

[01:19:17] You're gonna be my share bar?

[01:19:18] Sure. Yeah, I can.

[01:19:20] I'll bring safety you back home.

[01:19:23] Yes.

[01:19:24] I love it.

[01:19:25] This Maldives is my second home.

[01:19:28] Six thousand?

[01:19:29] I'll do some six thousand.

[01:19:31] Normal, easy, eh?

[01:19:32] Normal, easy.

[01:19:33] So the biggest fear in the mountains

[01:19:38] He is one of the Sherpa and he is one of the Kirokron

[01:19:53] You're putting this in there?

[01:19:54] There's parts of breathing.

[01:19:55] And one, two, three, stop, come on.

[01:19:57] Oh, come on.

[01:19:58] Wait.

[01:19:59] Come on.

[01:20:00] Oh my god, you can't hit.

[01:20:02] You're doing it, though.

[01:20:03] I'm a sharebot.

[01:20:04] You're a sharebot.

[01:20:05] Yeah, this is doing good, please.

[01:20:07] You can do it.

[01:20:08] Like, oh, climbing with this.

[01:20:13] No, still, I want to watch them walk around with that.

[01:20:18] Thank you very much.

[01:20:20] I believe you, agent.

[01:20:21] Thanks, sir.

[01:20:22] for the first time, Mount Everest, straight from here, whoa, it's my first time seeing

[01:20:31] the mountain, it's windy one, yeah, this is what the whole world comes for, this is

[01:20:41] the one, yes, Jordan has the lowest point in the world and this is the highest point

[01:20:47] in the world. And this guy who climbed Everest for the first time? Yes, he is Sherpa. So why

[01:20:56] people climb Everest? Less than 0.0001% in the world summit, this mountain is still today.

[01:21:02] Imagine with all the technology facility and everybody wants to feel the energy at some

[01:21:06] point of their life. So is the feeling that they achieve something? There is a lot

[01:21:10] of depression and a lot of bad things in the world. So you need some things to

[01:21:13] to connect with the world and the mountains is the way to connect.

[01:21:22] So I'm the youngest person in the world to climb all the 14 highest peaks at the age of 18 years old.

[01:21:27] But the most beautiful is of course Everest.

[01:21:30] Difficult and beautiful at the same time.

[01:21:32] So every year on the Everest you have Sherpa who put the ladder and the rope so that people can climb the mountain.

[01:21:38] On the mountain, the choices guides make directly affect whether a climber lives.

[01:21:45] Before they used to put wood ladder, very hard.

[01:21:53] And now, we believe...

[01:21:54] The lead just top speed is zero zero.

[01:21:56] What's going on today man?

[01:21:58] What you got a hate boner from me or some shit?

[01:22:00] What you mean gay?

[01:22:02] Like, I bet.

[01:22:04] Nah, nah, you're right.

[01:22:06] Ignatius was on and started the journey with the Sherpas towards the base camp.

[01:22:28] Andres is cool for Sherpa. They have to climb to come here.

[01:22:32] Yes, the kids who are staying in this village, every day they have to walk and come here to climb school.

[01:22:48] You know what? I think there's a middle ground. Nepal is very beautiful, bro.

[01:22:52] Obviously, duh. Maybe one day I'll go. Not to do this though, just to go to the cities and stuff. It looks marvelous.

[01:22:57] I think they have a rich culture and a cool history, bro.

[01:23:01] But, I feel like what's more my vibe chat

[01:23:05] is getting on the train in Switzerland.

[01:23:07] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:23:10] Feel me the train gonna take me to the top.

[01:23:12] Nick I can enjoy these views right here

[01:23:14] for like fucking $100 bro, okay.

[01:23:17] No two years of training, nothing dude.

[01:23:19] Just get on a fucking train.

[01:23:21] It's gonna take me all the way to the tip of the top.

[01:23:23] This is gonna stop me.

[01:23:25] Maybe it's not, that's beautiful.

[01:23:26] Now we are hitting two deboots with Sherpa.

[01:23:36] The head of us are seven beings of walking between rivers and mountains.

[01:23:46] The Himalayas are the source of water for Bangladesh and India.

[01:23:50] One billion people drink from the water comes from the Himalayas.

[01:23:57] So if there is no Himalayan, no life.

[01:23:59] The Himalayas are considered the water reservoir of Asia.

[01:24:06] These mountains have a role in life.

[01:24:08] And also the Himalayan average protects a lot of wind coming from that side, a lot

[01:24:13] of cold winds.

[01:24:14] If there is no mountains, all the cold wind will come here, all the wind will come here.

[01:24:34] How do they have a market here?

[01:24:36] From here.

[01:24:37] How is it?

[01:24:38] It's all the mountain.

[01:24:42] Wow!

[01:24:43] Imagine playing chess right here, chat.

[01:24:45] How are you?

[01:24:47] Imagine playing chess right here.

[01:24:51] Sherpa lady?

[01:24:53] Yes.

[01:24:54] Most of your life you lived in high as a tooth?

[01:24:56] Yes.

[01:24:57] Even in America, I go in color of the winter park.

[01:24:59] Mountain.

[01:25:01] Mountain to mountain.

[01:25:13] The higher we climb, the less oxygen there is.

[01:25:20] The goal is to reach an altitude of around 5,000 meters.

[01:25:43] I want to get a pet naughty thought.

[01:25:59] Five hours now.

[01:26:03] New crib, new crib on here has a big ass backyard.

[01:26:07] Four thousand.

[01:26:08] It's not a bad idea.

[01:26:12] How to build this on a high elevation?

[01:26:23] Did you see how the Sherpa crossed?

[01:26:27] They climb high elevations while carrying heavy equipment.

[01:26:31] We're getting close to the base camp.

[01:26:42] sure does make. You have to be fucking kidding me. That's it for two months. Often making

[01:26:57] them well-paid to relative Nipoli's income. Well duh, 10,000 US. That's it. I remember

[01:27:07] I remember when I asked y'all, and they said it's like cost tens of thousands to mount

[01:27:14] Everest.

[01:27:15] If the money's not going to the Sherpas, what the fuck is all that money for?

[01:27:19] How expensive are these hotels?

[01:27:31] That's why just like people that want to climb Everest and the Sherpas don't get paid a lot.

[01:27:34] And if I ever climb, which I wouldn't, I should probably get paid.

[01:27:38] I should probably get paid!

[01:27:40] Because I need to make sure he's incentivized to save my life.

[01:27:43] We'll be walking forward.

[01:27:44] In case I'm dying.

[01:27:45] Two days down.

[01:27:46] You'll have to risk your life for me Sherpa.

[01:27:48] I am going to pay you as is.

[01:27:51] That's like, that's like, that's like how to keep the church.

[01:27:54] What's the point?

[01:27:55] And I'm pulling out of comfort.

[01:27:56] You won't go to bed until the past day!

[01:27:58] Fuck this.

[01:27:59] I'm going to sleep here.

[01:28:06] Are you guys as strong as in the world?

[01:28:08] Yes.

[01:28:09] I will show you how the Sherpa run business in the mountain now.

[01:28:12] Really?

[01:28:13] Yes.

[01:28:14] So if this video hits one million likes, we are going to train Joe personally for two

[01:28:18] years and he's going to climb Mount Everest.

[01:28:20] Okay, respectfully, I fuck with Joe heavy.

[01:28:22] He gets mad views.

[01:28:23] He has more motion than I'll ever have.

[01:28:25] But come on, gang.

[01:28:26] Make it a realistic goal.

[01:28:27] to go we're not hitting a million lights money girl two years yes it's not

[01:28:31] gonna reach one million oh my god we're gonna see

[01:28:41] so your company is 100% owned by Sherpa led by Sherpa owned by Sherpa so

[01:28:48] boredom the guys anyone want to come to Nepal do the same things contact you

[01:28:52] I

[01:28:56] Like yes three times I've been there plenty times bro. All right, I got I got family and she didn't feel you stop asking me

[01:29:01] Bro, you've been asking for an hour, bro. Does it make a difference whether I've been to Philly?

[01:29:05] What the fuck does that have to do with this video, bro? I'm now

[01:29:15] You try to open clock, okay, mom

[01:29:19] That's your 10th time asking

[01:29:21] asking. No, nigga! For what? No, I haven't used it, bro. No, it's going to be fucking

[01:29:28] useless in two weeks when cloud would release the same update in app. Okay, I didn't use

[01:29:32] it. I'm not buying a fucking Mac Pro Mini, whatever the fuck it is. So I'm asking

[01:29:36] me these AI questions, bro. I don't care.

[01:29:39] Okay, come inside from here. Wow.

[01:29:42] Wow.

[01:29:43] I'm having my chat in the light. Niggaz is asking random questions.

[01:29:48] How do you guys have this here?

[01:29:50] Bro, this is convertible.

[01:29:52] Yeah.

[01:29:53] I thought I'm gonna strike you.

[01:29:55] Ah, this the room?

[01:29:56] This your room.

[01:29:57] Bro, impossible.

[01:29:58] Damn, man, that's luxury.

[01:30:01] I did not expect a tent to be that nice.

[01:30:04] It's a nice tent.

[01:30:06] You have family members in Iowa.

[01:30:09] What is the cost of climbing Everest?

[01:30:13] $50,000.

[01:30:14] Minimum?

[01:30:15] Yes.

[01:30:16] is because there is a permit to pay for the government

[01:30:18] there are a lot of porters you have to pay

[01:30:20] there's a lot of Sherpa's

[01:30:21] there is the base cam

[01:30:22] there's a doctor

[01:30:23] a lot of logistics has to go on the way

[01:30:25] what Sherpa do?

[01:30:27] before even the clients come

[01:30:28] the Sherpa has to break all the ice and glacier

[01:30:31] to fix the tent

[01:30:32] you know to make the toilet tank

[01:30:34] to make the base cam

[01:30:35] and to fix the rope

[01:30:36] make it easier for them

[01:30:37] and the most important part of course

[01:30:37] is always putting a life in ricks

[01:30:39] to put to open the kumbu ice fall

[01:30:41] let them die

[01:30:42] bro they're climbing fucking Mount Everest bro

[01:30:46] There's been $100,000 to die for the challenge.

[01:30:53] If they wanted less of a challenge, they could have climbed an easier mountain, bro.

[01:31:00] They're climbing the toughest mountain.

[01:31:05] The Sherpas have to risk their life.

[01:31:09] So fucking Susie from upstate New York can climb up the fucking mountain bro?

[01:31:18] Base camp to the top, you know, to the dead zone, we have to open all the route.

[01:31:22] What feeling do you get on the peak?

[01:31:24] I'm happy for them, my clients happy.

[01:31:26] I'm happy for them, so that's my job.

[01:31:36] And your purpose of life is saving people's life?

[01:31:38] Yes, we are saving for, take care for them.

[01:31:41] And they make up their dintro, then they make them happy.

[01:31:45] Then return back happy to home, to meet with them family.

[01:31:48] Our job is there.

[01:31:50] Have you seen dead bodies while you're going down?

[01:31:52] Yes, I've seen a lot of bodies in there.

[01:31:55] Some bodies are still up there, three or four bodies are still up there.

[01:31:59] That is a difficult place.

[01:32:02] We cannot bring down.

[01:32:04] We cannot arrest them.

[01:32:06] But an altitude of 8,000 meters, most humans cannot even breathe.

[01:32:10] But the Sherpas sometimes climb these mountains without oxygen tanks.

[01:32:14] But what is their secret?

[01:32:16] There have been several studies done.

[01:32:19] And a lot of it seems to do with the capacity of their red blood cells,

[01:32:24] the hemoglobin to bond to oxygen.

[01:32:27] And it's that genetic.

[01:32:29] Genetic.

[01:32:30] So they are different from us.

[01:32:32] I'm here.

[01:32:50] Hey, my, it's a surprise!

[01:32:52] What's a surprise?

[01:32:53] Actually, the surprise is we're going to be Everest!

[01:32:56] No, we're...

[01:32:58] Really?

[01:33:02] He's flying at top!

[01:33:06] What?

[01:33:08] He's flying at top!

[01:33:10] Oh, he's flying around it!

[01:33:18] There's someone out there.

[01:33:20] 5,700 meters and this is Everest behind us!

[01:33:25] Everest on the top!

[01:33:27] We are too close!

[01:33:28] Yes!

[01:33:29] Okay, okay!

[01:33:30] Let's go!

[01:33:32] He was like, hahahaha!

[01:33:35] Ever?

[01:33:36] Unimaginable.

[01:33:38] Unbelievable.

[01:33:39] Do it.

[01:33:40] You want to do it.

[01:33:41] See?

[01:33:42] You like the kind to say,

[01:33:43] hey, you have to do nothing for real.

[01:33:45] Special thanks to

[01:33:46] 14th E.P. Exhibition.

[01:33:47] That's probably the hot single,

[01:33:48] five.

[01:33:49] Say you are

[01:33:50] Jaynepali.

[01:33:51] That's fine.

[01:33:52] Take that though.

[01:33:53] That's fine.

[01:33:54] I'll take that.

[01:33:55] All the sounds we use in the video

[01:33:57] are from Epidemic Sound.

[01:33:59] Fine.

[01:34:00] Yo,

[01:34:01] Yo, W video Joe

[01:34:04] You just taught me something I didn't know you can take a helicopter

[01:34:08] To relatively the top and I take that that's good enough for me, bro. That is good enough for me

[01:34:14] Wow

[01:34:16] Okay, I'm not a I'm not a walking type

[01:34:18] So I probably never go don't even have any bright ideas jet

[01:34:21] All right, I'll do some dumbass shit like surviving the Amazon rainforest, but I will not be climbing Mount Everest, bro

[01:34:26] I have enough dangerous activities I get up to on a day to day we could tell

[01:34:32] It's not cuz I'm pussy. I just don't think I would enjoy it. I

[01:34:36] Just don't it's not for me you can do it. This is not for me, bro

[01:34:46] No, no, no in my current state, I definitely can't do it, but I could train though. Obviously

[01:34:50] All right, friends of the certified banger how cops robbed the dark web king

[01:34:58] It's 11 a.m.

[01:35:01] 47 year old Curtis green is washing

[01:35:11] Okay, are we still allowed to watch or a

[01:35:15] It's a little bit of a cut, is the video still up?

[01:35:28] Believe it or not guys, I'm over 18, I'm okay, I'll be able to watch.

[01:35:38] Fucking fern got age restricted, goodness gracious, okay, hold on.

[01:35:45] It's probably because they have a, I've seen something about waterboarding, it's probably

[01:35:56] some torture shit.

[01:35:57] It's 11am.

[01:35:58] 47 year old Curtis Green is washing down some powdered mini donuts with a bottle of

[01:36:02] Coke.

[01:36:03] He's home alone when suddenly his doorbell rings and his tuchy wawa start barking.

[01:36:08] Surprised, Green gets up and grabs his wife's pink walking cane.

[01:36:13] They live in a sub-urban neighborhood in Spanish Fort, Utah and don't get visitors often.

[01:36:19] Shuffling over to the window, he sees a postman hurrying away from the door, but he looks

[01:36:24] weird.

[01:36:25] If I ever see the postman running away from a gang, he planted a bomb.

[01:36:31] Alright? I don't watch that much true crime or shit, but if that nigga ever jogs away, it is a bomb, you better evacuate.

[01:36:40] Instead of a full uniform, he's wearing the US Postal Service jacket with jeans and sneakers.

[01:36:46] And instead of the normal posting van, he's heading to an unmarked white van parked across the street.

[01:36:51] Nonetheless, lying on the porch is a book-sized package.

[01:36:56] It has a Maryland postmark on it, but no return address.

[01:37:00] When Green picks it up, he can feel how heavy it is.

[01:37:03] He examines the package.

[01:37:06] Then he limps over the lawn to his trash can, and simply throws it away.

[01:37:12] Then he goes back inside and closes the door.

[01:37:16] But he doesn't trust his gut instincts for long.

[01:37:20] After a few minutes he brings the package inside and grabs a pair of scissors.

[01:37:25] One cut is all it takes for a plume of white powder to fill the air and cover his face.

[01:37:31] At this exact moment, the unlocked front door flies off its hinges.

[01:37:36] A SWAT team bursts into the living room.

[01:37:39] The package contains over 1 kg of high quality cocaine stamped with a red jacket.

[01:37:45] Green drops it and gets down.

[01:37:47] He doesn't even think about resisting.

[01:37:50] to search him at gunpoint and find $23,000 in cash in his penny pack, a Caesar's computer,

[01:37:57] Bitcoin mining rig, and Samsung phone.

[01:38:00] Curtis Green is arrested on cocaine possession with intent to distribute.

[01:38:03] He has just been the target of a controlled delivery sting operation by the Marco Polo

[01:38:08] Task Force, a special unit operating out of the Baltimore Homeland Security Investigations

[01:38:13] Office.

[01:38:14] It was assembled to bring down one man, Dread Pirate Roberts.

[01:38:19] mysterious figure behind the dark web-dropped empire the Silk Road. And, Curtis Greensboss.

[01:38:27] Greens suspects that being a high-level moderator with access to the inner workings of the infamous

[01:38:31] side makes him extremely valuable to law enforcement, as long as he cooperates and

[01:38:36] DPR doesn't find out, maybe that'd be alright. What he doesn't know is that one of the agents

[01:38:43] who just busted down his front door will frame him for stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars

[01:38:48] from Silk Road Landers, and his partner will torture Greene and force him to help bring

[01:38:53] down the biggest online drug market in the world.

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[01:39:24] These are Special Agent Car Force and Special Agent Sean Bridges.

[01:39:28] Force is DEA in charge of the unit's undercover operations and drug-related crimes.

[01:39:33] He's a veteran with over 15 years of experience under his belt, some of which he worked as an undercover agent.

[01:39:39] He's no stranger to crafting elaborate personas to avoid detection, infiltrating criminal groups,

[01:39:45] and dismantling them from the inside out. Bridges a secret service, specializing in computer forensics

[01:39:52] and bitcoin. For the past six years, he was part of the Secret Services Electronic Crimes Task Force.

[01:39:58] He has plenty of experience conducting forensic computer investing.

[01:40:01] I feel like life was better when I was a kid and I didn't know anything.

[01:40:05] I feel like knowing things just makes life worse.

[01:40:13] More information I learn on the artist fucking sucks.

[01:40:18] You can't unlearn everything.

[01:40:21] Occasions to locate and identify targets.

[01:40:23] He's also well versed in the anonymity software Tor.

[01:40:27] Tor or the Onion Router was developed by the US Navy.

[01:40:30] It's a specialized software that makes it practically impossible to locate the computers

[01:40:35] hosting or accessing websites on the network. It's the backbone of the dark web and used

[01:40:40] to access sites not found on the public internet. Sites like the Silk Road, the largest online

[01:40:46] black market in the world. Here, vendors sell illicit goods like drugs for Bitcoin. And

[01:40:52] the two agents just got one step closer.

[01:40:54] Okay, how the fuck do you even come up with this shit? Like as a person who grows

[01:40:59] up in a normal environment in the city or in the suburbs or in the country like

[01:41:06] how do you even still like how do you stumble on this shit bro growing up

[01:41:10] nigga we don't play fucking everything from Super Smash Bros to RuneScape but

[01:41:14] I've never had a friend who was like bro you should look into this dude word

[01:41:20] of mouth oh sir to bringing it down together sitting behind the

[01:41:27] computer of Silk Road moderator Flush, otherwise known as the scared old man still being interrogated

[01:41:33] in the other room. He is one of their first major arrests in this case. A breakthrough.

[01:41:39] Terrified Green gives the officers direct access to one of his accounts. They immediately

[01:41:44] change the password and secure it.

[01:41:48] Green is a bigger fish than they originally thought. Special moderator privileges given

[01:41:53] Even by DPR allow him to change people's passcodes and lock them out of their accounts.

[01:41:58] But that's not all.

[01:41:59] Digging a little deeper, they discover that he has access to the bitcoin of all users.

[01:42:06] Hundreds of thousands of bitcoin.

[01:42:09] With a digital currency that was considered pretty much untraceable at the time, it's

[01:42:12] surprising that green has this much trust.

[01:42:16] He could easily steal the money and run.

[01:42:20] But it's clear that, for some reason, Green is deathly afraid of his boss.

[01:42:25] As he's being taken to the squad car, he begs the agents not to take him to jail.

[01:42:30] Agent Forrest just finds his begging pathetic.

[01:42:33] He puts his number into Green's phone, tells him to call when he gets out, and sends

[01:42:37] him on his way.

[01:42:39] Hey, as you hopefully know, I'm a stutterer.

[01:42:44] But Forrest Markshott is mad, though.

[01:42:47] He was just released on bail.

[01:42:49] It's only a matter of time before his mark shot is made public.

[01:42:52] It's either this, or being hunted down by one of DPR's goons.

[01:42:58] But maybe, there's a third option.

[01:43:02] He throws the gun across the room, picks up his phone, and dials the number of Special

[01:43:06] Agent 4.

[01:43:07] Maybe I'm not paying enough attention?

[01:43:09] Okay, check.

[01:43:10] I'm not connecting the dots.

[01:43:12] The cocaine wasn't his, cause he originally threw it out.

[01:43:17] Well, he didn't trust his gut, which means it was planted,

[01:43:20] someone planted it on him.

[01:43:24] So would it be the DEA guy that planted on him?

[01:43:28] Some sort of enemy that planted on him?

[01:43:32] Yes, it was.

[01:43:33] So they planted drugs on him.

[01:43:36] So the government planted drugs on this guy

[01:43:39] so they could investigate him

[01:43:41] and get information about the operation.

[01:43:43] I didn't know they could legally do that dude.

[01:43:48] They do that all the time?

[01:43:51] Huh.

[01:43:52] Of course.

[01:43:58] The agents continue to poke around Green's moderator account, and one thing becomes abundantly

[01:44:03] clear.

[01:44:04] On the Silk Road, he's a top lieutenant, exactly the type of informant they hoped to

[01:44:09] flip with their sting operation.

[01:44:12] They meet with Green at the Married Hotel in Salt Lake City.

[01:44:15] There, the agents give him the new password for his account.

[01:44:18] As long as their mole acts like nothing happens, everything should be fine.

[01:44:31] This is Dread Pirate Roberts.

[01:44:33] He's the mastermind behind the Silk Road and one of the most wanted man on the internet.

[01:44:38] His identity is a mystery, but his mission is clear.

[01:45:06] To create global enterprise whose purpose it is to empower people to live as free individuals.

[01:45:12] He often posts about his libertarian ideals and chat rooms and Silk Road forums.

[01:45:16] He talks about Austrian economics and agorism, the practice of engaging in black market activity

[01:45:22] as a form of non-violent revolution.

[01:45:24] He frequently makes his diss taste for government regulation heard.

[01:45:28] Those on the inside support his vision, by any means necessary.

[01:45:32] At the moment he's staring at a message from one of his moderators, Inigo.

[01:45:37] I detected a possible theft of approximately 20,000 bitcoins.

[01:45:41] I think the f***...

[01:45:47] D.O.B. I don't even know how much f***ing money this is.

[01:45:51] They get us more zeros than I can count.

[01:45:53] What is that, 13 billion USD?

[01:45:56] Wow!

[01:45:57] Funds were stolen by Flush.

[01:45:59] It looks like he reset the passwords of individual Silk Road users.

[01:46:02] Damn.

[01:46:04] A bunch of Silk Road vendors have just been robbed.

[01:46:07] At the time, 20,000 Bitcoins are worth about $350,000.

[01:46:15] Jesus.

[01:46:16] He knew that something was up when Flush didn't look in for work.

[01:46:20] Why aren't you clearing out your accounts?

[01:46:22] Get back to me, ASAP.

[01:46:24] To confirm his suspicions, he pulls up a photocopy of Flush's ID

[01:46:28] that he asked for when he hired him. A quick google search of his real name leads him to

[01:46:32] a website cataloging recent arrests. It confirms his worst fears. One of his top left tenants

[01:46:39] is compromised. A man he thought he could trust. Did he start stealing because the

[01:46:44] Fets are onto him? Grab some cash and make a run for it? It doesn't matter. DPR knows

[01:46:50] he's left with three options. Scare him, beat him, or kill him. And he can't do

[01:46:56] it alone. It's a job for someone with connections in the underworld, and one man immediately

[01:47:01] comes to mind. A Silk Road user he has gotten to know well over the past 9 months. Knopp

[01:47:07] is a cartel operative and high rolling drug smuggler from the Dominican Republic. He first

[01:47:12] contacted DPR on Torchette offering to buy the business, but the 9 figure valuation

[01:47:16] that DPR countered with was a bit steep. The deal didn't go through, but the two

[01:47:21] two men never stopped chatting.

[01:47:23] Knopp is clearly an admirer of what DPR has built and was quick to give advice.

[01:47:28] With over 20 years experience in the drug business he's a wealth of information and

[01:47:32] a man with connections.

[01:47:34] Just the kind of man DPR needs to carry out his dirty work.

[01:47:38] I have a problem that requires violence.

[01:47:40] One of my employees stole from me.

[01:47:42] Not a lot, but it pisses me off to no end.

[01:47:45] Do you want-

[01:47:46] Little did he fuckin' know he just got robbed of tens of billions.

[01:47:50] Ha, he just held the bitcoin.

[01:47:52] That is crazy.

[01:47:55] Then beat up, shot, just pay to visit.

[01:47:57] I'd like to beat him up.

[01:47:58] Then force him to send the bitcoins he stole back.

[01:48:01] Like, sit him down to his computer and make him do it.

[01:48:03] Who is it and where is he?

[01:48:05] I'll send you his ID.

[01:48:16] Ta Force is sitting in the Marriott Hotel, staring at the ID of the man sitting across

[01:48:23] the table from him, Eden French fries.

[01:48:26] Curtis Green.

[01:48:27] Force and his partner Bridges have just completed a two hour interrogation with Dan Foreman.

[01:48:32] His lawyer had also been present but left early, instructing Green to just tell them

[01:48:36] everything he knows.

[01:48:38] Working under cover as the South American drug smuggler Eladio Guzman or Knob has been

[01:48:42] relatively fruitful so far.

[01:48:44] used it to orchestrate the sting operation that led to Green's arrest. He offered to supply

[01:48:49] a kilo of cocaine to a buyer through DPR who proposed Green to act as the middleman that

[01:48:54] would hold onto the coke for the buyer. That worked like a charm. But Force didn't expect

[01:48:59] it would lead to this. He didn't think Green had the balls to steal from his boss, especially

[01:49:05] right under their noses. He looks up from his laptop.

[01:49:08] You stole money from DPR?

[01:49:12] looks up panicked.

[01:49:13] Sorry.

[01:49:14] This is a funny shot.

[01:49:15] I'm pointing to, okay.

[01:49:16] That agent has infiltrated the operation so deep, he offered to buy the website and

[01:49:39] and became friends with the nigga that runs it.

[01:49:43] Planted drugs on him.

[01:49:46] Use him as a mole.

[01:49:49] If I'm not mistaken, if you're that close to him,

[01:49:52] you're the mole.

[01:49:54] You can't get the information he needs directly from the source?

[01:49:59] No, you gotta be kidding me.

[01:50:01] I wouldn't even know how to steal a penny from him.

[01:50:04] At first, Bridges is quiet, but then he jumps in too.

[01:50:08] Just admit, you stole the money.

[01:50:10] The men know that with just a little bit of pressure, they can get the new informant to agree to anything.

[01:50:15] And Force has a plan.

[01:50:17] They just need one little signature to put it into action.

[01:50:27] Agent Bridges is standing in the door of the Marriott Hotel bathroom, watching Curtis Green get water boarded.

[01:50:34] After all, he agreed to it and writing.

[01:50:36] When is Park?

[01:50:39] Bro, what they fucking made him sign he's allowed to get tortured.

[01:50:45] How is it not coercion, Monica?

[01:50:48] Brother, doing things that went and stand up in any court,

[01:50:51] planting drugs on somebody, any evidence you get is now inadmissible.

[01:50:55] You can't even fucking prosecute off of that legally.

[01:50:59] Bro, that's gotta read.

[01:51:03] You can't make somebody sign to something that's illegal.

[01:51:10] The government pretends like people aren't even getting waterboarded in Guantanamo.

[01:51:16] That's how illegal it is.

[01:51:19] You got that message from DPR, Bridges knew it would play right into his hands.

[01:51:26] the informant for the theft, carry out a fake hit for ADK and Bitcoin and use it as evidence

[01:51:31] to put DPR away.

[01:51:33] None of the other men in the room will ever know that the real thief is Bridges himself.

[01:51:45] The third agent dunks Green's head on the water over and over as he struggles violently,

[01:51:51] screaming bubbles.

[01:51:52] is begging the man to stop but they have to make it look real for the

[01:51:56] Okay this is the type of man that you would see like first ballot hall of fame in hellfire

[01:52:01] this is the type of guy chat I'm telling you this archetype of nigga right here peculiar bro

[01:52:06] you're watching the guy get tortured one of the worst torture you can receive in this world

[01:52:11] for something you did first ballot hall of fame hellfire candidate monica camera after all

[01:52:18] DPR requested photo evidence from Nog.

[01:52:23] Force takes photo after photo and Bridges just lets it happen.

[01:52:26] The funny thing is, if he hadn't stolen the money, Green never would have been a suspect for the theft

[01:52:31] and Force never would have gotten such compromising messages from DPR.

[01:52:36] With his background in blockchain tech, stealing the Bitcoin was easy.

[01:52:39] He locked into the flush moderator account and used its administrative privileges to reset

[01:52:44] the passwords and pins of several Silk Road vendors.

[01:52:47] He then emptied their accounts and moved 20,000 Bitcoin to a private wallet.

[01:52:51] He knew he had to hide his trail so he rapidly transferred the Bitcoin through multiple digital

[01:52:55] wallets to the Japanese crypto exchange Mt. Gox.

[01:52:59] He is storing his loot there for now.

[01:53:01] And by a stroke of luck, Green turned out to be the perfect little scapegoat.

[01:53:07] The man is splattering and crying on the bathroom floor.

[01:53:10] He stung four times to get the shot.

[01:53:13] But while the agents are busy pretending to carry out DPR's orders, the Silk Road Kingpin

[01:53:19] has a change of heart.

[01:53:20] Okay, so you can change the order to execute rather than torture?

[01:53:24] He was on the inside for a while, and now that he's been arrested, I'm afraid he'll

[01:53:27] give up info.

[01:53:29] The order to torture?

[01:53:30] Is now an order to kill.

[01:53:33] DPR is staring at the picture he just received from Nob.

[01:53:40] lifeless overweight body, pale, wet and covered in puke. A few days earlier he had gotten confirmation

[01:53:49] that the hit was complete. Green was water-boarded, almost drowning once but kept the life with CPR,

[01:53:55] just to be tortured more. But before Nob could get the money back, Green died of asphyxiation

[01:54:00] and heart failure. The description was disturbing, but the picture confirms the story.

[01:54:06] DPR saves a turn encrypted folder and transfers the second half of the ADK and Bitcoin to knob.

[01:54:11] The job is done. He knows it was necessary to protect his business. What he doesn't know is that

[01:54:17] it will- He did? You mean to tell me a government agent killed somebody using torture in America?

[01:54:30] There has to be a plot twist where the niggas ended up in fucking Bali or some shit like

[01:54:36] that.

[01:54:37] Also be his downfall.

[01:54:39] Because Green didn't die in a pool of his own vomit.

[01:54:42] He played dead in a pool of Campbell's soup.

[01:54:49] Now that Green is dead, or rather laying low at his home in Utah, Agent Force is back

[01:54:53] in Baltimore.

[01:54:54] He's sitting behind his DEA-issued laptop, continuing his undercover work as knob.

[01:55:00] After 15 years of working on the front lines of the drug war, he's gotten pretty good at

[01:55:04] creating alternate personas.

[01:55:06] Compared to his old undercover roads, pretending you're someone else online is easy.

[01:55:11] He just threw on a dark hoodie, put on an eye patch and held a sign reading all hail

[01:55:15] knob, asked his daughter to take a grainy profile picture, and voila, he's a South

[01:55:20] American drug smuggler.

[01:55:22] He spent a lot of late nights sitting in his lounge chair, cultivating a friendship with

[01:55:27] DPR.

[01:55:28] They talk about everything, diet, music, family, personal issues, the drug trade.

[01:55:33] Force even gives advice on 30 second escape plans, legal counsel and moving to another

[01:55:38] country.

[01:55:39] It takes months for DPR to trust him, but once he does, his efforts pay off.

[01:55:44] Now they have damning evidence that DPR paid someone to murder for him.

[01:55:48] Still, it's not worth much if they don't know who the man behind the mask really is.

[01:55:53] But Nob sees firsthand that DPR is beginning to show cracks.

[01:55:58] With his first murder out of the way he becomes more fanatical and eager to hand out punishments.

[01:56:04] Force knows it's only a matter of time before he slips up and gets caught.

[01:56:09] Homeland Security, the DEA, IRS and the FBI are all claiming jurisdiction over the case.

[01:56:15] Elite narcotics being sold, packages crossing borders, good email, transactions hosted on server

[01:56:28] First Bitcoin being laundered

[01:56:30] The Silk Road represents a new wave of crime that somehow touches on the purview of each agency

[01:56:35] And they all want the glory of bringing the site and its mastermind down

[01:56:40] So force has to capitalize before the inevitable arrest

[01:56:43] He saw how easily DPR would transfer-

[01:56:45] I don't even know who the n***a is!

[01:56:47] You think the guy-

[01:56:49] You think they can track the money? They don't even know the identity of the guy, bro.

[01:56:53] 80k to a sanctioned government wallet, for a dissu-posed hit on green.

[01:56:57] But why not get more without them knowing?

[01:57:00] Just like Bridges he assumes the nature of crypto will allow him to steal without getting caught.

[01:57:05] So he moves his conversations with DPR to an encrypted chat his colleagues don't have access to.

[01:57:11] In June Knopp sells DPR some fake IDs for 400 Bitcoin which he likely needs to evade police

[01:57:16] and to rent more servers to handle the rapid expansion of his empire.

[01:57:20] In August Knopp introduces him to Kevin, another persona he created, a corrupt law enforcement

[01:57:26] official who could sell DPR insider information on the ongoing Silk Road investigation.

[01:57:31] For 525 Bitcoin he does just that.

[01:57:35] Then Force creates even more fake personas.

[01:57:38] Frenchmate. For 100K in Bitcoin he provides insider information to DPR claiming that the

[01:57:43] former CEO of Montgox has allegedly leaked his real name to the Department of Homeland

[01:57:47] Security. Albert Pacino. For $500 a week he positions himself as a DEA spy, providing

[01:57:54] insider scoops on the ongoing so-called investigation.

[01:57:58] Death from above. He threatens to expose DPR's real identity unless he's paid $250,000

[01:58:04] Bitcoin, but DPR doesn't seem to take too kindly to blackmail and calls this bluff.

[01:58:09] Either way, Force manages to steal hundreds of thousands of dollars from the Silk Road

[01:58:14] Kingpin, and like Bridges, he tries to hide the money trail and bounces the Bitcoin around

[01:58:18] a variety of wallets and exchanges.

[01:58:34] we are resuming their lunar flyby observations. The first of these is

[01:58:38] sunset. This is the solar corona that we'll be looking for. It's the outer

[01:58:43] atmosphere of the Sun. The science team is also interested in if the astronauts

[01:58:48] can see polar plumes. These are thin streamers that project from the Sun.

[01:58:52] Streamers!

[01:58:55] Additionally, they're interested in seeing if the crew can witness

[01:58:59] coronal loops. These are arcs close to the Sun's surface and something

[01:59:03] else that we've previously mentioned is lunar dust this is dust from the moon that is lofted above

[01:59:09] the lunar surface and illuminated by the sun it was reported in streamers by Apollo astronauts

[01:59:19] keyword thin yeah they did have some living a best life right now bro this is like a big

[01:59:27] He asked Rollercoaster for them with the DSLR telephoto lens.

[01:59:34] Good for them, man.

[01:59:35] They're not even landing.

[01:59:36] Like literally, this is like a fucking sightseeing mission, dude.

[01:59:39] It's fucking amazing.

[01:59:44] Just get the scariest rollercoaster.

[01:59:49] But the amount of money he's moving is suspicious.

[01:59:54] Then one day, force hears a-

[01:59:56] One one.

[01:59:57] Dread Pirate Roberts might have been found.

[01:59:59] The Baltimore Task Force receives an official stand down order.

[02:00:03] The FBI team in New York has beaten them to it.

[02:00:06] For force, it's bad news.

[02:00:08] Really bad.

[02:00:09] Why?

[02:00:10] If the agents manage to arrest DPR on his laptop, they will definitely find his chats with him.

[02:00:15] In a panicky messages DPR.

[02:00:17] My informant, Kevin, is certain that you are going to be identified and caught.

[02:00:22] You are like one of my family, but I have to tell you, that I have had several people

[02:00:26] killed who were sent to jail.

[02:00:28] It is very easy and cheap.

[02:00:31] I trust you have destroyed all messages, chats, etc. between us.

[02:00:36] Force never finds out if DPR did.

[02:00:39] On October 1st, 2013, Ross Ulbricht is arrested in a public library in San Francisco.

[02:00:44] While he's distracted by two agents, another manages to snatch his laptop from him.

[02:00:49] He's all walking to the serve road as threat pirate Roberts

[02:00:53] The site is shut down almost immediately

[02:00:56] The FBI sees all data from its servers and confiscate the 144,000 bitcoins found in all bricks cold wallet at the time

[02:01:03] They're worth between 16 to 18 million dollars just under one million brother brother. They did what they confiscated how much?

[02:01:12] If the DOJ just held

[02:01:15] If they harold the Bitcoin

[02:01:18] Genuinely, the American government will be fucking rich right now.

[02:01:25] Wallet.

[02:01:26] A time gap worth between 16 to 18 million dollars.

[02:01:29] Just under one million users are locked out forever.

[02:01:32] One month and three days later Silk Road 2.0 goes live on the dark web.

[02:01:37] It was launched by Edmonds of the original site who were still at large.

[02:01:41] Carl Forrest is hailed as one of the heroes who brought down Dread Pirate Roberts.

[02:01:45] His sting operation and the resulting fake assassination helped build a strong case against

[02:01:50] Obrich painting him as a bloodthirsty kingpin.

[02:01:53] For a while, Force thinks he's gotten away with it.

[02:01:56] With his newfound fame in the DEA and hundreds of thousands of dollars of crypto sitting in

[02:02:01] several wallets and exchanges, he starts to get cocky.

[02:02:05] He keeps triggering anti-money laundering checks on services like Venmo and exchanges

[02:02:09] like BitStem when he moves or liquidates his bitcoin.

[02:02:12] When his accounts get flagged, he tries to bypass the blocks by throwing his DEA agents

[02:02:17] status around.

[02:02:18] Eventually, Bitstam support asks him why he's logging into the service through Tor.

[02:02:23] I utilize Tor for privacy, don't particularly want NSA looking over my shoulder.

[02:02:29] This reply raises more red flags and Bitstam contacts law enforcement.

[02:02:33] And they promptly kick-start an investigation into force.

[02:02:37] Meanwhile he becomes more and more brazen, without his boss's knowledge he begins

[02:02:41] to work as the defector chief compliance officer for the crypto exchange coin MKT.

[02:02:46] Using his authority as a DEA agent he instructs coin MKT to freeze the balance of a user's

[02:02:51] account and tells them to transfer the $337,000 to a government account.

[02:02:57] Then he transfers $300K of those funds to a private wallet.

[02:03:00] To cover for his crimes he creates false reports to mislead his superiors, claiming

[02:03:05] that only $37K had been seized.

[02:03:09] after he sends an unauthorized justice department subpoena to venmo ordering them to unfreeze his

[02:03:14] personal account which had been frozen fucking greed nigga at the highest tier

[02:03:20] huh bro you made millions and honestly if you didn't sell billions like a lot of billions

[02:03:30] he doesn't know that yet

[02:03:31] Wow, because I feel like this is like, this will create a paper trail, like I don't know,

[02:03:39] I'm not a fucking criminal or anything, but this does feel reckless as fuck.

[02:03:42] Future suspicious activity. Every move he makes becomes another bread crumb in the investigation

[02:03:47] against him, making the money trail easier and easier to follow.

[02:03:52] Okay, order before the last chapter. Yes, I just saw little clips.

[02:03:59] Awesome. Okay.

[02:04:03] By spring of 2014, a massive investigation into forces and full swing.

[02:04:08] At its center is IRS Special Agent Tigran Cambarian, an expert in cyber and digital currency crimes.

[02:04:14] Under his guidance, a team of agents unravels forces transactions.

[02:04:18] They track his finances by carefully analyzing the blockchain, the public ledger of all Bitcoin transactions.

[02:04:25] Combined with the data that was recovered from Silk Road servers after the takedown, a picture begins to form.

[02:04:31] The funds from the Silk Road are first tracked down to specific wallets, then to specific bank accounts.

[02:04:36] But to the agent's surprise, not all were owned by force.

[02:04:41] When analyzing the outflow of Bitcoin from Silk Road, they noticed that some of the transactions lead to his partner.

[02:04:48] Bridges had since liquidated his 20,000 Bitcoin for $800,000 and attempted to hide the money

[02:04:55] in a variety of offshore shell companies.

[02:04:58] What the special agents thought to be an untraceable currency, actually left a clear trail, leading

[02:05:03] right to their doors.

[02:05:05] The ongoing investigation to force Bridges is intentionally suppressed during the trial

[02:05:09] against Ross Albrecht.

[02:05:11] The jury never hears of their corruption before DPR is convicted.

[02:05:15] He's found guilty on 7 counts and gets 2 life terms plus 40 years without the possibility

[02:05:20] of parole.

[02:05:21] In March 2015, both Force and Bridges are arrested.

[02:05:25] Force is charged with money laundering, obstruction of justice and extortion.

[02:05:28] He gets 6 and a half years and a 340k fine for stealing more than $700,000 worth of Bitcoin.

[02:05:35] Bridges is charged with money laundering and obstruction of justice.

[02:05:38] He gets 6 years for stealing more than $800,000 worth of Bitcoin and a $651,000

[02:05:43] fine.

[02:05:44] One day before he's supposed to report to prison, he is caught while apparently trying

[02:05:48] to flee the country.

[02:05:49] He had just stolen another 1,600 bitcoin from a government wallet, earning him another 24

[02:05:55] months.

[02:05:56] Curtis Green originally faces a maximum sentence of 40 years for his cocaine and trafficking

[02:06:13] charges.

[02:06:14] Because he was real tortured and fake murdered, he's ultimately let go with time served.

[02:06:19] In 2025, President Donald Trump sent a full and unconditional pardon for Ross Albrecht.

[02:06:25] Oh, I was wondering how he got freed.

[02:06:31] There's only one guy fucking terrible.

[02:06:33] Alright, murder is cool in the country, I guess.

[02:06:37] I don't know.

[02:06:38] I don't know what to say.

[02:06:39] They fucking framed a guy for a crime he didn't commit.

[02:06:43] made him a target by making it look like he stole money from a crime boss.

[02:06:50] They were the ones that stole the money, then they killed him.

[02:06:56] Tell you what, not really murder.

[02:07:03] Okay, so if I waterboard you and you dive convulsion afterwards as a result of my waterboarding,

[02:07:09] it's not me who murdered you, who did it?

[02:07:11] If it wasn't me, who did it?

[02:07:13] Who did it? Did you just die randomly?

[02:07:15] Was it a random...

[02:07:19] He was alive.

[02:07:23] Then he died.

[02:07:26] Hold on, this is an important point.

[02:07:28] He was alive, but then he died.

[02:07:33] After all, DPR requested photo evidence from Nub.

[02:07:36] Force takes photo after photo, and bridge.

[02:07:41] He was on the inside for a while, and now that he's been arrested, I'm afraid he'll give up info.

[02:07:46] The order to torture? Is now an order to kill.

[02:07:49] Okay.

[02:07:50] S.P.O.D.A. boarded almost drowning once, but kept alive with CPR, just to be tortured more.

[02:07:57] But before Knob could get the money back, Green died of asphyxiation and heart failure.

[02:08:02] The description was disturbing but the picture confirmed that BTC didn't die in a pool of

[02:08:07] his own vomit.

[02:08:09] He played that in a pool of Campbell's soup.

[02:08:12] He played dead.

[02:08:16] Not agreed.

[02:08:17] Oh, he's right.

[02:08:18] Okay.

[02:08:19] I guess there's no murder.

[02:08:20] Goodness gracious.

[02:08:21] Uh, yo, quick question, Chad.

[02:08:24] Why did he get ported?

[02:08:28] Why did he get ported?

[02:08:31] the president just a huge fan of crypto or some shit so he can be used we need to know

[02:08:45] Oh, nobody knows.

[02:08:49] China is somebody at Bitcoin.

[02:08:55] Yeah, bro.

[02:08:56] OK.

[02:08:58] All right, man.

[02:08:59] You have a lot to you.

[02:09:01] Oh, it's so tempting to want to hop in on Bitcoin

[02:09:03] while it's kind of down right now.

[02:09:05] But I feel like in any market that's easily manipulated,

[02:09:11] I don't trust it, bro.

[02:09:12] I don't even trust the stock market.

[02:09:13] You know when I stopped trusting the stock market

[02:09:16] when a whole bunch of money was made,

[02:09:18] and random niggas, just like regular niggas was making money.

[02:09:22] Regular niggas was making money during COVID

[02:09:24] and they halted trading

[02:09:26] because the rich started losing money.

[02:09:28] I said, bitch, when the rich make money,

[02:09:30] nobody fucking holds the fucking market.

[02:09:34] In that moment, I pulled my money out.

[02:09:37] I don't like that.

[02:09:38] I don't like that.

[02:09:39] If when you win, it's considered an exploit,

[02:09:41] but when you lose, it's legitimate.

[02:09:43] I don't like that fuck. No, absolutely not hell. No, I haven't been in stocks ever since and look maybe that's out of fear

[02:09:50] Maybe it is the stock market been going up the past four years

[02:09:53] I could have made probably like 20% returns facts

[02:09:56] But I just don't trust the market that could like that a rule change to conveniently, you know

[02:10:02] So Jeff and the niggas keep you know, I'm saying like I don't like that. I don't like that

[02:10:06] Yo, this is fucking beautiful right now, bro. It's an eclipse

[02:10:09] We end up figuring out later that it is something else entirely.

[02:10:19] Are they OK?

[02:10:22] You kind of missed it.

[02:10:23] Well, good thing you could scroll back.

[02:10:39] Oh

[02:10:45] Well, it looks like ass from here, but it probably they probably took some crazy photos it's gonna take them like 45 minutes to upload them

[02:10:53] They probably took some crazy fucking photos

[02:11:00] You said this some bullshit

[02:11:02] is the live stream from the moon not good enough from you dude Jesus what have you fucking produced

[02:11:14] for the world they're they're in them they're by the moon bro what's what is the expectation

[02:11:21] You know what's one moment I'll never forget I remember there was an eclipse forget if it was lunar or solar

[02:11:34] it was when we were at the old A&P house and everybody was up it was like 4am everybody got off stream and shit like that

[02:11:40] and I think at the time Phantom was like putting Christmas lights on the trees Kai just got off stream

[02:11:45] stream we all just went outside like in the in the in the front yard and just like

[02:11:50] moon days and it was so beautiful bro it was like the most convenient it was the

[02:11:57] most convenient eclipse of all time it's like a perfect moment

[02:12:01] very interested in any images that the crew can capture of this they're

[02:12:07] hoping that they'll take pictures and describe the visibility color and shape

[02:12:11] of the solar corona as a whole and it's substructures those plumes and streamer morning ad niggas

[02:12:21] i guess i'll be corny oops oh so now the moon is completely blocking the sun yeah handing it over

[02:12:30] to my friend anna schneider at the pao console as the orbit two team comes to join us so thank

[02:12:36] Thank you so much, and I hope you all enjoy tonight.

[02:12:39] Anna, you can take it away.

[02:12:40] Thank you so much, Leanne.

[02:12:41] It's been a joy listening to your coverage

[02:12:43] over the last few hours.

[02:12:44] So as you mentioned, the Orbit 2 team of flight controllers

[02:12:47] is currently making their way on console

[02:12:50] and completing a shift handover

[02:12:51] with the Orbit 1 team of flight controllers.

[02:12:54] The Orbit 2 team tonight will be led by flight director

[02:12:58] Diane Zeeley.

[02:12:59] And she is currently handing over

[02:13:01] with the Orbit 1 flight director there on your screen,

[02:13:03] who was flight director Jeff Radigan.

[02:13:06] The Artemis 2 crew currently on board the Orion spacecraft.

[02:13:14] Good for them bro, let me know some shit pop off chat.

[02:13:18] No, not that big, no, not that big.

[02:13:24] Okay, let's play one game of chess. Just one, just one, just one, just one.

[02:13:27] Just one, I want to show you guys how much better I got.

[02:13:29] I want to show you guys how much better I bought then.

[02:13:31] But then, had you see he dropped the banger.

[02:13:34] Okay, chat.

[02:13:37] Okay, lock in agent, lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in,

[02:13:39] lock in, lock in, lock in, lock in.

[02:13:41] So I learned, you gotta move pretty quick early days.

[02:13:44] I wanna keep my timer as high as 214.

[02:13:46] Don't, that doesn't matter.

[02:13:47] That doesn't matter.

[02:13:48] That doesn't matter.

[02:13:49] It doesn't matter.

[02:13:50] It's about learning, bro.

[02:13:51] It's about learning.

[02:13:55] Okay.

[02:13:59] Steven gonna wash you.

[02:14:01] All right, I'm going to go here.

[02:14:10] Look, you know, I'm not going to take that.

[02:14:11] OK, all right, let's keep I like I just I want to do my setup.

[02:14:14] I want to do my setup first and then you can worry about the rest later.

[02:14:18] Um, we'll go here.

[02:14:22] One more move. My setup is complete.

[02:14:25] Two more moves.

[02:14:31] Uh, yes. Okay. All right. You're Bishop of Defensive. Defenseless? That's okay. Anytime my Bishop is being attacked, I can literally just back up right here, present the same threat, which is what I'll do.

[02:14:47] And then I'm going to try and castle here if I have the time.

[02:14:52] Just because I don't like, oh, I got to do it on this side.

[02:14:56] Alright.

[02:14:58] Okay, I didn't see that coming. That's okay. That's that's okay. He's gonna attack here or here

[02:15:04] If you attack here my king can take it. So right now

[02:15:11] I'm going to go I

[02:15:15] Gotta let

[02:15:18] Fuck man, he has a good set up. I'm not going to chat. All right. No

[02:15:25] Not what I meant to do but it's okay

[02:15:27] He's going to leave his point there now.

[02:15:31] I misclicked.

[02:15:33] Oh, God, I misclicked.

[02:15:34] You guys didn't see what I was trying to do.

[02:15:35] I was trying to hit this box right here.

[02:15:37] It's okay.

[02:15:39] This could actually, unintentionally free me.

[02:15:48] Oh.

[02:15:51] Yeah, I'll take that.

[02:15:56] He might, no, he won't, there's no move there.

[02:16:04] Okay, that's fine with me. There's nothing wrong with that.

[02:16:11] Nothing at all wrong with that. I think I should do the same thing on this side.

[02:16:18] Okay, what the fuck does he have a fucking big brain move in mind hello

[02:16:37] What the fuck was he thinking dude all right clean is mine. We're up. Let's get it

[02:16:43] Let's fucking go dude.

[02:16:51] Let's fucking go.

[02:16:53] Okay.

[02:16:54] I'm going to drop back with my pony.

[02:16:58] If he attacks his pawn here, I got the counter.

[02:17:00] He won't.

[02:17:01] He's going to leave it right there.

[02:17:02] He can't do much.

[02:17:03] So this is stuck.

[02:17:04] Okay.

[02:17:05] Pony into me while I can get a little bit more aggressive here, which I like.

[02:17:13] will do but I don't have no way to counter that motherfucker oh man okay I'm

[02:17:23] gonna go here and I'm a cat I'm uh I gotta move this oh my god I missed a

[02:17:31] free pony no no no that wasn't free no it wasn't free

[02:17:43] I'm gonna put my bishop here and then I'm gonna

[02:17:48] No, I'm gonna leave my castle here. Okay, so

[02:17:52] Let me move my queen up jet. Let me move my motherfucking queen up jet

[02:18:00] Let me make sure it's safe

[02:18:06] All right

[02:18:09] All right

[02:18:13] I gotta take that.

[02:18:20] He's gonna, he might, I don't feel good about how free my King is right now.

[02:18:34] That's what I figured he'd do.

[02:18:40] And then, okay, well, if he goes here, I'm gonna have a problem.

[02:18:53] So I'm going to preemptively go here.

[02:18:58] But now he can drop here.

[02:19:00] Oh, he can do that.

[02:19:02] Okay, I gotta get aggressive, Jack.

[02:19:05] I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.

[02:19:18] I took my queen. I'm slow. No. No. Okay. I'm going to go here just in case the castle

[02:19:28] tries it. But that should keep the castle in check. So I'll keep my pony here. So

[02:19:33] I'm gonna put this in the challenge. I'm good. No, I won't even looking at that

[02:19:38] If he doesn't move that castle, I'm eating it with the bishop. I just peep that fucking dumbass

[02:19:55] I might as well

[02:19:58] Let's go

[02:20:00] I think it's Castle.

[02:20:05] The pawns here are playing a lot of defense right now.

[02:20:10] So it's kind of tough for me to renew.

[02:20:12] I should eat this.

[02:20:14] Do I have any reason why I shouldn't?

[02:20:15] No.

[02:20:16] Let's go.

[02:20:18] He's going to move his thing here realistically.

[02:20:21] I can't see why he wouldn't.

[02:20:23] No, he did not.

[02:20:29] I

[02:20:33] Go here

[02:20:37] Can I sacrifice the bishop maybe

[02:20:44] Check him with what oh

[02:20:52] That wise

[02:20:59] I might as well

[02:21:05] Yeah, low key that is wise if I check him

[02:21:10] Then I could use no he's gonna eat my shit. Oh, but I could just counter that's fine

[02:21:15] What maneuver could possibly be smoother we'll go here let's look at my pawn and play some defense, but I'll open up the bishop

[02:21:38] I'm not gonna lie dude. I might as well go here

[02:21:45] He's going to move that.

[02:21:59] I don't know what I'm doing dude.

[02:22:04] You can't move out the way.

[02:22:05] He has to let me eat him.

[02:22:11] this motherfucker okay look look look look look my dick is bigger nico he's better than

[02:22:30] me bro. He's fucking better than me chat. Just pushed the ponds. Do I look like a fucking

[02:22:50] Dork?

[02:22:52] I look like a, all right, bro.

[02:22:56] Boom.

[02:22:59] And now I'm gonna have double pawns now, dude.

[02:23:04] No, I won't, cause he's gonna eat it.

[02:23:06] And now this pawn's gonna be a threat to my king.

[02:23:10] But look though, chat, what I also did for myself

[02:23:14] is I freed up the bishop.

[02:23:15] He's he's gonna attack my pawn here

[02:23:23] Cuz it's gonna know he can't he can't he can't he can't

[02:23:39] Okay, this is a tough situation dude cuz look

[02:23:45] Oh my god, I'm cooked.

[02:23:52] I'm cooked.

[02:24:03] I gotta just play ballsy with my castle realistically, don't you?

[02:24:14] I got to do that I have to write

[02:24:36] Whatever I lost this one is bro. It is where is this good fight? He's going queen

[02:24:40] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:24:55] Okay.

[02:25:04] Put it on chat.

[02:25:10] He's gonna have to check me, which is cool.

[02:25:16] He's gonna go here.

[02:25:18] He can't. He can't do that. He can't move this guy.

[02:25:22] You will have to leave that castle. Don't have to leave. I could kill the pond

[02:25:33] You made the right move because now I can't attack the bitch up this motherfucker. I'm gonna have to trade it chat

[02:25:41] He just outsmarted me

[02:25:43] I'm just trying. I'm just trying. I'm a stall. You mother bitch. You mother a bitch. If you

[02:25:57] kills this, I get nothing. Hold on. I can go up here. Right? I don't know what the

[02:26:11] fuck I'm doing dude. He's going to go here with the bishop realistically. Yeah, if you

[02:26:24] those here I lose. Click the forfeit button game. He didn't do it. He didn't do it. All right, put him in check. I can't take the

[02:26:50] on chat without sacrificing my fucking king nigga put that in your chair

[02:26:58] Yeah.

[02:27:20] Pick up on taking upon a scary chat

[02:28:20] Watch one!

[02:28:21] I got a push-up on the castle!

[02:28:23] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[02:28:25] Oh!

[02:28:26] Oh!

[02:28:27] Oh!

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[02:28:38] Oh!

[02:28:39] Oh!

[02:28:40] Oh!

[02:28:41] I started playing five days ago. Get on my dick. Get on my dick. You need more lessons?

[02:29:08] I'm gonna be honest with you. I need God. I'm gonna pray before the game. I'm gonna pray before

[02:29:12] I mean, I'm afraid for I was watching Jinx. You get two hours of Gotham chess coaching, bro

[02:29:17] Yeah, that because I

[02:29:21] Was learning to know it's up. Yo, yo couple nights ago. I went to sleep playing chess. Okay, I

[02:29:29] Kept hearing that sound

[02:29:31] I didn't know what was going on.

[02:29:36] I was hearing it in my dreams.

[02:29:40] I was hearing it the whole time I was asleep.

[02:29:42] I know what it was.

[02:29:50] I think it's people sending me friend requests.

[02:29:52] Hold on though, it's niggas sending me challenges.

[02:29:55] You from, was it Ghana?

[02:29:58] 595 elo you fucking dweeb why are you challenging me, bro?

[02:30:24] Come on, come on, come on pony pony up pony

[02:30:28] Oh my god, I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit you have to go to

[02:30:39] the pony.

[02:30:40] You have to eat your mother fucker.

[02:30:49] I'm gonna leave my queen out there for a little bit just so she can you know buy

[02:30:53] it out.

[02:30:56] I'm going to leave that out there just so she could, oh my God.

[02:31:07] My wife and I, I looked in the chat and I just see, no, yeah, bro, congrats, congrats.

[02:31:23] I looked in the chat and I just see, no!

[02:31:26] Yeah, bro, congratulations on your win, Monica.

[02:31:28] I don't know what to say.

[02:31:29] I wasn't even trying for real.

[02:31:30] That was just a fucking game.

[02:31:32] That was a fucking game, bro.

[02:31:34] I wasn't, I was just a bullshit.

[02:31:36] I was a speed one.

[02:31:37] Also, 10 minutes is too long, all right?

[02:31:39] I hate waiting for other people to make their moves, bro.

[02:31:42] The shit sucks.

[02:31:44] I'm just complaining because I suck.

[02:31:45] I promise when I'm winning,

[02:31:46] it's chess is a great game.

[02:31:48] Yo, when I'm winning, chess is the best.

[02:31:53] When I'm losing old it's the worst game of all time. It's worse than called duty

[02:31:59] Pawn stars is the faker show on TV. Here's the evidence

[02:32:03] I'm gonna be honest, bro. I spent 4,000 at that shop last year. It better not be fake

[02:32:08] ours is the faked reality show in history yet somehow they tricked millions of Americans into watching

[02:32:15] 700 episodes over the past ten years fake customers fake

[02:32:20] conversations, a fake story.

[02:32:34] Or fake items, shady experts with suspicious backgrounds to verify the value of those items.

[02:32:40] Even the image of the hair-sins being a humble, hard-working blue-collar family is mostly

[02:32:45] fake.

[02:32:46] The TV show was essentially an extremely calculated and systematic distraction to prevent the sellers

[02:32:51] from realizing they were being borderline scammed, and in this video we are going to expose it

[02:32:56] step by step.

[02:32:58] However, this system was built out of desperation, because the cast we now know today was actually

[02:33:03] so unlikable in real life that nobody initially wanted to work with them.

[02:33:08] The show's producer, Brent Montgomery, recalls the first time meeting them.

[02:33:11] I walked out of the pawn shop and I said, I never want to go there again.

[02:33:15] guys smoked, they were saying the same jokes over and over, I was actually the fourth producer

[02:33:19] to work with them, and so I certainly didn't think that was going to be a hit show.

[02:33:24] Additionally, pawn shops are not exactly a secret goldmine of treasure and rare artifacts.

[02:33:29] Most shops mainly make their money through loans given to extremely desperate people.

[02:33:34] Sellers will offer the pawn shop their lawnmowers, blenders, TVs, firearms, anything with a

[02:33:39] little bit of value, then the shop gives them 25 to 60% of the item's resale value and cash,

[02:33:45] and the seller only has 30 or 60 days to buy the item back with interest. The average pawn shop

[02:33:51] loan value is 75 to 100 bucks, meaning these people are likely next to broke, struggling to

[02:33:57] keep a roof over their head or withdrawing from hard drugs. Rick Harrison, the main character

[02:34:02] and owner of Golden Silver Pawn in Las Vegas said, I think it's 20% of the adult population

[02:34:08] in the United States that does not have a bank account, and most of them can't get one.

[02:34:12] They don't have credit cards. They don't have anything like that for when some small emergency

[02:34:16] pops up. A lot of people don't realize that up until the 1950s, pawn shops were the number

[02:34:21] one form of customer credit in the United States. So it's safe to say a show about

[02:34:26] struggling Americans giving away their possessions for a hundred bucks out of desperation isn't

[02:34:32] exactly the most entertaining idea, which is why their pilot episode was shot down

[02:34:37] by every major network.

[02:35:07] So if the pawn shop employees were unlikable and the day to day business of pawn shops

[02:35:11] is low key depressing, the show is dead in the water, right?

[02:35:15] The Picasso was from...

[02:35:17] Bro, I did get that Picasso painting from the pawn shop!

[02:35:22] Wait, hold on!

[02:35:25] Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait!

[02:35:27] Patrick is not saying the shit they sell is fake.

[02:35:30] So far he's just saying that pawn shops are manipulative and prey on the poor.

[02:35:36] Okay. He hasn't said fake.

[02:35:38] Well, Rick Harrison was not willing to give up on the idea of him getting his own TV show.

[02:35:43] Yeah, I have a ponchop on the strip.

[02:35:45] You know what I mean? Like I was always like a media because I was like pre advertising.

[02:35:50] So I know he's like, I put my legs. Yeah.

[02:35:52] It was the only 24 hour ponchop on the strip at Las Vegas.

[02:35:57] So I mean, so for you to get super bowl rings, things like that.

[02:36:00] So I used to put like my Super Bowl rings on eBay like a week before the Super Bowl.

[02:36:07] So then like a bunch of reporters, radio stations and things like that would call me.

[02:36:12] And it was always free press and it was always good for business.

[02:36:15] So like 20 years ago up there like, hey, if I get one of these reality shows, get a

[02:36:18] season or two, it might be good for business.

[02:36:22] Ironically, the way Rick and Brent got their reality show was by completely distorting

[02:36:26] the reality of the pawn shop.

[02:36:28] basically they sold a lie and the history channel bought it. In 2009 the history channel was looking for something different to boost its ratings

[02:36:35] which got Rick and left good production a second chance to share their idea.

[02:36:39] But to work with the history channel Rick agreed that the show had to be much more family-friendly than the original concept.

[02:36:45] It started with the characters focusing on three generations of the Harrison's.

[02:36:50] Rick Harrison would sit at the center of the operation often being referred to as the genius.

[02:36:55] He would be tasked with spotting fakes, explaining the history behind the items, and keeping the family in line.

[02:37:01] Back in the day, the men was always coming up with new designs.

[02:37:03] They actually tried to get a nickel in the circulation, but there was a nickel, but it had a hole in the center, so everyone called it the holy nickel.

[02:37:08] Rick's father, Richard Harrison, would take the name The Old Man.

[02:37:12] His role would be the no-nonsense patriarch of the Golden Silver pawn shop.

[02:37:17] He comes in with stories about what the business was like back in the day,

[02:37:20] and constantly reminds the guys that he is the actual boss.

[02:37:24] You don't turn that car into a low rider.

[02:37:27] Well, it's his car he can deliver everyone to then.

[02:37:29] Well, it shouldn't have been his car.

[02:37:31] It was my car.

[02:37:33] I'm just damn pissed out of what he wanted to talk to you.

[02:37:35] To appeal to a younger demographic, Rick's son Corey, or Big Hoss, would work alongside

[02:37:40] his dad learning everything he can about the business, only to constantly mess things

[02:37:45] up and make bad deals.

[02:37:47] Test drive it?

[02:37:48] No.

[02:37:49] What do you mean no?

[02:37:50] No, I didn't test drive it.

[02:37:51] It's a criss-craft.

[02:37:52] The things work like 30 grand.

[02:37:53] doesn't spend that kind of money until he asked me first.

[02:37:56] They also decided to include Corey's childhood friend,

[02:37:59] Austin Russell or Chun Lee,

[02:38:01] who was essentially the comedic punching bag of the show.

[02:38:04] Find me some good deals on that stuff then.

[02:38:05] What kind of procedures am I gonna get?

[02:38:07] Your salary.

[02:38:07] I got no problem taking my salary

[02:38:09] as long as it walks through the doors,

[02:38:10] but if I'm putting in extra work, extra work,

[02:38:14] you don't work to start with.

[02:38:15] But it wasn't the-

[02:38:16] Hold on, oh, this, hold on, oh, now?

[02:38:19] This was on a show?

[02:38:20] It was talking about nigga's salaries and shit?

[02:38:22] characters that made the show successful, even the producers knew that.

[02:38:25] I think people love stuff.

[02:38:27] The items are the stars, don't tell the stars that.

[02:38:30] People really remember when you bring in a Coke machine from the 60s and what it felt

[02:38:33] like to go to a Coke machine, and the great stories behind the stuff that you don't hear

[02:38:37] on other shows.

[02:38:39] On the show, people brought in gas masks for babies from 1938, ancient swords like

[02:38:43] katanas or crisp swords from the 14th century, helicopters and ancient firearms used

[02:38:49] by naval officers and pirates.

[02:38:51] And despite literal treasure coming through the doors

[02:38:54] now that the cameras were rolling,

[02:38:55] the guys initially were so stuck in their ways

[02:38:58] that they refused to buy anything.

[02:39:00] Brent Montgomery told students at the University of Texas

[02:39:03] that this was one of the biggest hurdles.

[02:39:05] If you ever met those guys,

[02:39:06] I couldn't convince them to pay more for anything.

[02:39:08] But I did tell them initially to try and buy the stuff

[02:39:11] even if they didn't want it.

[02:39:12] If we had a show where they never bought anything,

[02:39:14] it wouldn't work well.

[02:39:16] And this is likely what led to Rick's infamous lowball offers.

[02:39:25] One time Rick lowballed someone so bad, even his son Corey called him out, started when

[02:39:30] a seller brought in a pair of 18th century Onyx Diamond Spectacles.

[02:39:37] The customer said he wanted $5,000 for the pair, but when Rick stepped in, he offered

[02:39:41] way less.

[02:39:42] Generally, jewelry from this time period and this quality is worth a lot of money.

[02:39:46] Good.

[02:39:47] But technically, this isn't jewelry.

[02:39:49] So what do you think they're worth?

[02:39:50] Sub-ranked out of bucks.

[02:39:51] Seriously?

[02:39:52] Yeah.

[02:39:53] The seller then adjusted his price per Rick's recommendation from $5,000 to $850,

[02:39:59] and even Corey knew they borderline ripped this guy off.

[02:40:02] I thought that better about these now that my dad looked him over,

[02:40:05] but I think he might have low-balled a little bit.

[02:40:07] And it's because of deals like this that Rick became a massive meme online.

[02:40:11] However, it was clear that Pawn Stars had found gold.

[02:40:14] Their Season 2 premiere drew 7 million total viewers, which drove the History Channel to

[02:40:19] become the number one cable network for the night in total viewers, making it the highest

[02:40:24] rated telecast in the network's history.

[02:40:27] But ratings like this weren't the result of dumb luck.

[02:40:30] They came from a calculated design, and once you look past the dumb jokes, the

[02:40:35] humble family business facade, you start to see something else, a very controlled,

[02:40:40] repeatable formula designed to scan, I mean, get the best deals possible from the sellers.

[02:40:46] So let's break it down.

[02:40:47] It all starts with the manufactured image of the cast, which is the Harrison family.

[02:40:51] The producers have been very open about the fact that they cast blue-collar looking

[02:40:55] people to trick honest blue-collar people into thinking these reality stars are one

[02:41:00] of them.

[02:41:01] I always say we're looking for really smart people who look really blue-collar.

[02:41:05] Those are the casts that we've had success with.

[02:41:07] It's like when they put the average looking guy with the really hot chick in the beer commercials

[02:41:11] So you want to buy the beer so you can be as lucky as that guy

[02:41:14] That's who we're looking to cast in our reality shows. So now that Rick and his family that's so fucking sad, bro

[02:41:21] that like the fact that

[02:41:23] The fact that that could work is so fucking sad

[02:41:29] Fucking losers and we look like the people their target audience can trust now

[02:41:33] Now it's time to control the environment in which the transactions take place.

[02:41:37] What you see on screen is not the actual pawn shop, it's a TV set.

[02:41:42] By 2012, Gold and Silver Pawn had transformed from a small-time pawn shop into a full-on

[02:41:47] tourist trap.

[02:41:48] The general manager revealed that about one in 100 visitors to the Las Vegas Pawn Shop

[02:41:53] are actually there to sell an item, otherwise the staff typically shuffles tourist visitors

[02:41:57] out of the showroom when it's time to film.

[02:42:00] In response to Nevada's privacy laws and the increased traffic, the Harrison's continued

[02:42:05] to rely on their original shop.

[02:42:07] Instead, they worked with producers to make a separate showroom that was inaccessible

[02:42:11] to the general public.

[02:42:12] We got an inside look at this controlled environment when a seller secretly recorded

[02:42:16] his experience with a camera watch.

[02:42:18] Andrew Wilson uploaded a YouTube video detailing the process of him attempting to sell

[02:42:23] his vintage 1985 Rambo Metal lunchbox.

[02:42:27] As he walked around, you can see the trusses above the fake shop with all the studio lights

[02:42:31] to ensure a perfectly lit set.

[02:42:33] From there, he went to an office in the backstage area where he met with a field producer who

[02:42:37] laid down some ground rules before they walked on set.

[02:42:40] Okay, so this is when a lady comes in and sits you down and says, how things are going to

[02:42:45] go, what you can and can't do.

[02:42:47] The biggest thing she says was you can't reference the show, you can't talk about

[02:42:50] that you're on a show.

[02:42:52] It's basically you're supposed to act like it's totally normal and you're not

[02:42:54] on a show.

[02:42:55] Andrew and his father openly admitted that the only reason they wanted to sell the lunchbox

[02:42:59] was so they could be on the show.

[02:43:01] But the field producer said that they can't do that, which meant they had to lie for television.

[02:43:06] Would they actually say, they was just my dad's, would they say Disney made or something

[02:43:11] of it?

[02:43:12] Would they say something like that?

[02:43:13] I don't know.

[02:43:14] I mean you can say, why are you selling it?

[02:43:15] Like, why are you selling it?

[02:43:17] Yeah, to get more involved in stuff like this.

[02:43:20] I know you can't reference the show.

[02:43:22] When he finally walked onto the showroom floor, Andrew noticed that all the customers were

[02:43:27] just extras, pretending to be paying customers looking at all the items in the background.

[02:43:31] And listening to him interact with Corey and Chum Lee is way different than what you

[02:43:36] see in the final product.

[02:43:52] original 1985 Rambo that's awesome the matching thermos here I'll show it to you

[02:44:01] imagine myself you do you know that yo yeah my dad oh yeah go ahead

[02:44:13] He gave it to me. He was a huge Rambo fan, huge Sylvester Stallone fan. He bought it

[02:44:23] back in 85 and he's had it ever since and he gave it to me.

[02:44:27] Okay. Definitely a sign of the times, man. I can't imagine sitting with my kids at

[02:44:36] school today with a lunchbox of a Vietnam bad guy with a severe PTSD and killed a couple

[02:44:47] cops and basically took a town hostage.

[02:44:50] The awkward silence and bad jokes makes you realize just how much editing goes into

[02:44:55] this show.

[02:44:56] You can even hear the producers giving notes to Corey on what he should talk about.

[02:45:00] The awkwardness and the stiffness of the interactions is almost completely gone once you see the

[02:45:18] final edit.

[02:45:19] One point Steve McQueen was gonna play Rambo, Paul Newman was gonna play Rambo, and then out of nowhere, Stallone writes directs.

[02:45:27] He's feeling like, big girl, what the fuck is this?

[02:45:29] Yeah, all this stuff they're saying, like Corey and Shumlee are acting like, yeah, yeah, they did this, this, this, and this, like, you don't actually know these things.

[02:45:36] You looked this up five minutes before we came out here. It's supposed to look like I just walk in and it's natural and everything.

[02:45:42] For those of you who don't-

[02:45:43] I'm pretty honest with you, I feel like that's why I fuck with YouTube.

[02:45:47] Like, they're not that people can't fake things on YouTube.

[02:45:49] They get faked all the time.

[02:45:50] But for some reason, like, when people fake things

[02:45:52] on YouTube, it's obvious and everybody just turns

[02:45:54] everybody off from it.

[02:45:55] But for some reason, on TV, when things are scripted

[02:45:59] or made to look real and they're not real,

[02:46:01] we just accept it as fact and they're still

[02:46:03] entertained by it sometimes.

[02:46:06] But it's like, even the fact that they have

[02:46:07] to hire extras to pretend like the store is active,

[02:46:11] it's so bizarre.

[02:46:13] But at least that part, you could pretend is real.

[02:46:16] Like it not being in a shop for lighting,

[02:46:19] you can just properly light the store, dude.

[02:46:22] You don't need to make a whole set.

[02:46:27] Already now, it's not like that.

[02:46:29] This is done in multiple tags

[02:46:31] and they tell you specifically what you can.

[02:46:33] You just have any life experience.

[02:46:33] And in case you needed any more proof

[02:46:35] of how contrived to these interactions really are,

[02:46:38] it's a good-

[02:46:39] The whole point is supposed to feel candid.

[02:46:43] It can feel candid.

[02:46:44] think about candid real life experiences you can't always control it. So if a

[02:46:48] guy interrupts knowing that they're filming obviously this big-ass cameras

[02:46:52] then that's just whatever they can edit out later they can keep it in for

[02:46:54] authenticity. You know, you don't have to curate everything.

[02:47:00] Do-sir Brent Montgomery admitted that the guys are not exactly the experts in

[02:47:04] history they are portrayed to be saying we found really small.

[02:47:07] On YouTube everybody cares on TV nobody give a fuck.

[02:47:10] or its scripters to feed the characters organic information.

[02:47:13] Now in this particular instance, Andrew just wanted to be on the show.

[02:47:17] He didn't really care about making a deal, but that's not the case for most sellers,

[02:47:21] nor is it for the Harrison's.

[02:47:23] After all, they do actually have a real pawn shop with full intentions

[02:47:27] to buy and sell items for a profit,

[02:47:29] which is why the next phase of their system is a calculated scheme

[02:47:33] to make sure that they get the best deal possible.

[02:47:36] Now about half the time, Rick...

[02:47:38] That's everywhere. I get paid daily to make the mall in my city look busy.

[02:47:44] I also get paid to cause traffic downtown in my city. You're just making things up.

[02:47:48] Corey, Chumlee, or the old man will pretend like they have extensive knowledge on whatever

[02:47:53] item is brought in front of them. I'm 99.9% sure it's real. I still have that chance that it's

[02:47:58] not. The seller puts the item on the counter and one of the guys will go into a history

[02:48:02] lesson giving all the relevant details as to why the item is interesting or valuable.

[02:48:07] However, the other half of the time they will play dumb and admit that they know nothing about the item that is trying to be sold.

[02:48:13] Lucky for them, 100% of the time they have a buddy who specializes in the exact thing that they need more information on.

[02:48:22] I got a buddy who works right down the street. I got a buddy who deals in all these antiques.

[02:48:25] I got a buddy who works right down the street.

[02:48:27] He's got a sports shop.

[02:48:28] I got a buddy of mine.

[02:48:29] I call him in a lot when I deal with expensive sports stuff.

[02:48:31] I got a buddy that's pretty good with stuff like this.

[02:48:33] Let me have him come down and kind of give me an idea of what to work.

[02:48:36] Let me call somebody who will know everything about this. I got a buddy who all he does is like Hollywood memorabilia

[02:48:41] I got a buddy that works literally right across the street. And this is the...

[02:48:44] Somebody in this environment would definitely have a buddy for everything.

[02:48:48] Twitch pays me to watch you.

[02:48:54] Perfect trap. From the seller's perspective, that expert feels neutral. He looks authoritative.

[02:48:59] He explains the item's history, verifies if it's real, maybe even complements it.

[02:49:04] But when they give the appraisal, they typically say something like,

[02:49:07] at auction, this might go for followed by almost always a price that is far less than what the seller wanted.

[02:49:13] And now that the expert established the price, the seller now looks crazy for asking anything equal to or more than what they said.

[02:49:21] But even if the sellers remain firm in their initial asking price, Rick and the gang start talking about the risk, the overhead, paying employees, storage,

[02:49:29] the fact that it might sit on a shelf for months.

[02:49:32] Now the seller isn't negotiating based on what they think their item is worth, but rather

[02:49:36] they're negotiating based off if the buyer can make a profit or not.

[02:49:40] I have to make money on this thing.

[02:49:41] I might get four grand out of it, but that's an auction.

[02:49:44] There's auction fees.

[02:49:45] It'll take me a year to get my money.

[02:49:46] I got to spend money to shift across the country somewhere, putting that on my knees.

[02:49:51] It's 2,100 bucks.

[02:49:52] And this system, 80 to 90 percent of the time, leads to the pawn shop getting

[02:49:56] the seller to sell something to them for far less than what they originally thought

[02:50:01] it was worth.

[02:50:02] But in reality, these buddies aren't some objective third party walking in off the street,

[02:50:08] but rather someone coordinated by production, who understands the show, and who could get

[02:50:13] more opportunities to be on television if they excel at their job.

[02:50:18] Take Bob Yuhas, for example, who is the expert they call on when they need to restore

[02:50:22] an automobile, antique toys, and vintage machines.

[02:50:26] This is collectible because it's very rare.

[02:50:28] Done correctly, done nice, starting at $5,000 and up.

[02:50:32] And like this, you should be happy if you walked home with it for $800.

[02:50:36] Not only is Bob an expert when it comes to bringing discarded items back to life, but

[02:50:41] he is also somewhat of an actor, who was in a couple episodes of American Restoration

[02:50:45] and Mystery Diners, a hidden camera show to gather evidence of theft or customer

[02:50:50] service at restaurants.

[02:50:51] So he's not exactly a neutral third party.

[02:50:54] You could actually argue he is incentivized to give the Pawn Stars guys exactly what they

[02:50:59] want instead of maximizing the seller's potential payout.

[02:51:02] Especially considering that in the clip I played before, the seller got $850 and Bob

[02:51:07] got paid $2,600 to restore the go-kart.

[02:51:11] It just seems likely that if Bob does exactly what the producers want, he could get more

[02:51:15] screen time, which means more business for him.

[02:51:18] The private businesses owned by these experts or buddies benefit from the show so much

[02:51:24] you'd almost assume that they have some sort of contract.

[02:51:27] And one of Rick's buddies may have accidentally leaked information we were never supposed to know.

[02:51:32] Sean Rich was one of the most well-known experts, appearing in over 50 episodes of Pawn Star since it debuted in 2009.

[02:51:39] Sean is a master antique gunsmith, and he's usually called in when the guys need antique guns, swords, or other armory appraised.

[02:51:47] But when one fan noticed, Sean disappeared, and they had a few other gun experts on the show,

[02:51:52] They emailed him saying,

[02:51:53] Why haven't we seen you on Pond Stars recently?

[02:51:56] We miss you.

[02:51:56] Sean replied with,

[02:51:58] Unfortunately, to make a very long story short,

[02:52:00] the production company and history channel

[02:52:02] wanted me to sign an exclusivity agreement

[02:52:05] to lock me down, control me, my business,

[02:52:07] future, my appearance,

[02:52:09] how I make a living to provide for my family

[02:52:11] and expect me to do it for free or very little money

[02:52:14] without any negotiation

[02:52:15] with no guarantee of being used.

[02:52:18] Now, of course, Sean could be leaving out

[02:52:20] very important context.

[02:52:22] It could just

[02:52:23] I'll say it on this shit to the day I die.

[02:52:26] We collectively let companies and governments

[02:52:32] get away with things because they don't have a face.

[02:52:36] A world hyper-critical of individuals,

[02:52:40] but we're very easy on companies.

[02:52:42] If you found out today that a streamer you didn't like,

[02:52:47] an actor you didn't like was doing

[02:52:50] some manipulative contract work,

[02:52:52] they would be a fucking uproar, factually.

[02:52:55] But when goddamn, Microsoft doesn't, nobody give a fuck.

[02:53:00] Nobody give a fuck.

[02:53:03] It pays to be faceless,

[02:53:05] because it's hard to aim a gun at somebody

[02:53:07] when you don't even know what they look like.

[02:53:10] You know what I mean?

[02:53:11] It's easier to criticize people

[02:53:13] than it is to criticize a brand or an entity.

[02:53:16] And it's so bizarre to me

[02:53:17] that we don't keep it a buck both ways, bro.

[02:53:20] Actually, though, factually factually factually I've seen music label

[02:53:26] Music labels get away with doing shit

[02:53:30] It's inhumane

[02:53:33] There's no face to it

[02:53:35] you might know to see oh, but even then like

[02:53:39] Sometimes there's a little bit of repercussions

[02:53:43] We care about the wrong things straight up be a lie or even a fan

[02:53:50] exclusivity for free without negotiation. What? What kind of offer is that? It's a mafia

[02:53:58] shit."

[02:53:59] Just making something up out of thin air wanting to stir up drama. But the idea of the experts

[02:54:05] having a contract with the show makes sense considering how much the show changes the

[02:54:09] lives of the experts. Jeremy Brown was the buddy they called in for anything related

[02:54:14] to sports memorabilia. He relocated his store, Ultimate Sports Cards and memorabilia

[02:54:19] just one mile down the road from Golden Silver Pawn due to how much business the show was

[02:54:24] bringing him. However, there are countless negative reviews accusing Jeremy of selling fake cards,

[02:54:29] charging $50 to $100 more than the market rate, or extremely low-balling sellers.

[02:54:34] Wonder where he got that strategy from? Jesse Amoroso, owner of Cowtown Guitars,

[02:54:39] is the expert they would call in regarding vintage guitars. He also relocated his store to

[02:54:44] just one mile away from Golden Silver Pawn. Unfortunately, he was also probably the wrong

[02:54:49] guy to platform. Cowtown Guitars permanently closed its business operations after drowning

[02:54:54] in negative reviews, with multiple people calling Jesse a thief, refusing reasonable refunds,

[02:54:59] and providing horrible customer service. Even their professional sports authenticator,

[02:55:04] Steve Grad, who was in charge of authenticating all autographs on sports memorabilia on Pawn

[02:55:09] stars got sued for approving numerous forgeries as legitimate. He then admitted in open court that

[02:55:15] he has never had any education or training from PSA with regard to how to authenticate signatures.

[02:55:22] He basically said in court that he learned everything he knows about this business from a

[02:55:26] buddy. Now I'm not suggesting that all of the pawn stars experts are fraudsters. I'm not

[02:55:31] suggesting what they are doing is illegal or even deceiving, but it is highly controlled so that

[02:55:36] that the house always wins.

[02:55:38] And some sellers suspect this and straight up admit

[02:55:41] that they don't believe the experts.

[02:55:43] If you wanted to buy this,

[02:55:43] I'd pay no more than $600 or $700.

[02:55:46] This one, if you want one of these,

[02:55:47] I can get you one for $1,500.

[02:55:49] No, they're worth a lot more than that.

[02:55:51] If you think you can find these on the internet

[02:55:53] for $1,500, knock yourself out,

[02:55:55] because it's not gonna happen.

[02:55:56] Yeah, I'd give you a thousand bucks for a point.

[02:55:58] No, no, no, no, I'm about to check

[02:56:00] something that might get me tight.

[02:56:01] eBay.

[02:56:02] Oh, signed Bop A jersey.

[02:56:09] Oh, no!

[02:56:12] Hold up to me!

[02:56:15] Say it ain't so!

[02:56:17] Say it ain't so!

[02:56:19] I'm a sucker, I'm a bitch, I'm a pussy!

[02:56:23] Please!

[02:56:25] it ain't so. Say it ain't so. I'm a sucker. I'm a bitch. I'm a pussy. Bro, what? This

[02:56:38] is the exact same one, dude. Bro, let me make sure the jersey signature is the same.

[02:56:46] Okay signature signature does look the same

[02:56:55] You know chat I got fucking boot dude I paid 3000 for that I paid I walked in the store

[02:57:04] It was originally four. I got the price down to three and I say chat should I buy it?

[02:57:20] And this shit is PSA certified nigga and this shit is PSA certified bro, my shit wasn't p-

[02:57:34] All right, this is what I'm going to do, all right.

[02:57:55] I'm going to go to a certified, certified, I don't know, fucking Jersey expert and painting

[02:58:03] expert. I'm gonna see if they're real. Now, if they're not real,

[02:58:07] if they're not real, you're gonna have to add that fucking store

[02:58:10] to my list of companies I despise. They're gonna go up

[02:58:14] there with fucking AT&T.

[02:58:20] Is this a real offer? Or that's, that's a little

[02:58:22] I got hold and price. If I got hold and price, then it

[02:58:26] is what it is, you know, rich tax, it is what it is. But

[02:58:30] If they're fake, then it's up.

[02:58:34] Yeah.

[02:58:35] That's not a legitimate offer.

[02:58:36] You're just using your position here trying to buy something

[02:58:39] for below its market value.

[02:58:41] A thousand maybe.

[02:58:42] So that would be your crybaby whining opinion.

[02:58:46] If I come back, it would be interesting

[02:58:48] to have the same appraisal guy.

[02:58:50] Sometimes I'd like to smack him, but that's just me.

[02:58:54] But it took viewers years to pick up on this calculated system

[02:58:57] the Pawn Stars created to maximize their profits.

[02:59:01] The golden era of Pawn Stars is considered by most to be seasons one through six, and

[02:59:05] a lot of that had to do with the fact that everything looked more small scale and authentic.

[02:59:09] They were a few big items, but they were almost always rejected by the Harrison's

[02:59:13] for being too pricey or impractical.

[02:59:16] The History Channel had successfully made the Pawn Stars look like good, honest, hardworking,

[02:59:21] humble American underdogs rather than multi-millionaires who were ripping off honest people.

[02:59:26] and millions of their middle America fans cheered them on like they were rock stars.

[02:59:30] We're basically here celebrating that Pawn Stars is going to Thursday night, and we got

[02:59:34] Leonard Skinner playing at the parking lot of the Pawn Shots.

[02:59:44] But in the mid to late 2010s, even their fans stopped seeing them as a humble family

[02:59:49] business and more like culture calculated scammers, and once that illusion was broken,

[02:59:54] The personal lives of the Pawn Star started to crumble.

[02:59:57] On June 25th, 2018, the old man passed away after a private battle with Parkinson's disease.

[03:00:03] His loss was a major blow to longtime fans of the show, and Rick Harrison worked with

[03:00:07] the History Channel to make a memorial episode to remember him by.

[03:00:11] The loss of the old man was definitely the first major sign that the show was on

[03:00:24] its last legs. His dynamic with Chum Lee was one of the few scripted interactions worth watching.

[03:00:30] From here, Rick had mostly given his role of the genius historian over to the large collection of

[03:00:36] experts, and Corey had pretty much checked out entirely, as viewers no longer bought the

[03:00:40] storyline suggesting he wanted to be the next big boss. Then again, even from the very beginning,

[03:00:45] he never looked like he even wanted to be there.

[03:00:48] It's likely that the old man, or the money they were making from the show, is the only

[03:01:05] reason the family stayed together.

[03:01:07] Because on screen, you probably would have thought that it was this wholesome small family,

[03:01:11] but in real life, it was an entirely different story.

[03:01:14] Rick Harrison detailed a lot of the reality behind the scenes in his book, Licensed to

[03:01:19] Pawn.

[03:01:20] In one of the chapters, Rick revealed that both Corey and Chumlee had battled meth addiction

[03:01:24] before being hired full time.

[03:01:26] It also explained why the two struggled with weight throughout the series, as they used

[03:01:29] fast food as a way to avoid getting high.

[03:01:32] In fact, two years before the old man passed, Chumlee was arrested in Las Vegas on felony

[03:01:37] weapon and drug charges.

[03:01:39] He was taken into custody when officers serving a search warrant in a assault investigation

[03:01:44] found methamphetamine, marijuana, and at least one unregistered gun at his southwest

[03:01:49] Las Vegas home.

[03:01:50] By some miracle, and an expensive lawyer, Chum agreed to three years probation to avoid

[03:01:55] jail time and continued working on the show like nothing had ever happened.

[03:01:59] As for the Harrison's, life after the old man's death slowly turned into a nightmare

[03:02:03] in the press, especially in 2022.

[03:02:06] Though it had mostly been kept a secret, Rick had a long-standing feud with his mom, Joanne

[03:02:10] Harrison, who slapped him with a lawsuit which states that when she and Rick's father,

[03:02:15] Richard Harrison, started the shop, she was given 51% of the ownership.

[03:02:19] After Richard died in 2018, his shares went to Joanne.

[03:02:23] In the early 2000s, Joanne was in the hospital and allegedly unknowingly signed away her

[03:02:27] shares to Rick after waking up from a coma.

[03:02:30] Additionally, she accused Rick of hiding details of her late husband's assets and

[03:02:35] failing to provide her with monthly allowances. To make matters worse, Joanne filed a temporary

[03:02:40] restraining order against Rick to prevent him from stopping the monthly payments to her and

[03:02:45] hiding any family assets. The restraining order stated, while Rick enjoys his comfortable life

[03:02:50] as a celebrity firmly in control of all the family businesses and finances, Joanne is left

[03:02:55] frightened and unsure of if she will have enough resources to pay for her considerable medical

[03:03:00] and personal expenses each month.

[03:03:03] And this only appeared to be the start of the Harrison's family troubles.

[03:03:06] That same year, Corey was suspected of driving under the influence after allegedly swerving

[03:03:10] all over the road in an alleged relapse.

[03:03:13] While he would manage to walk out of jail 8 hours later, Rick's son Adam Harrison wouldn't

[03:03:17] be so lucky.

[03:03:18] Now again, if someone just watched Pawn Stars, you'd have no idea that Rick's

[03:03:22] family is much larger than it appears.

[03:03:25] In reality, the man has been married five different times.

[03:03:30] God damn, two, okay, three, I get it, five.

[03:03:39] Hey man, hey man.

[03:03:44] And at a certain point,

[03:03:44] you guys just stop that girlfriend money, good life.

[03:03:49] I'm with the latest wife named Angie Palushkin in 2026.

[03:03:54] From those many wives, Rick has had three sons, Corey, Adam, and Jake.

[03:03:58] He also has three stepdaughters, Serena, Sienna, and Marissa.

[03:04:02] And while Jake made some brief appearances on the show, most people wouldn't know that

[03:04:06] every family member has either worked or visited the pawn shop countless times.

[03:04:11] Rick's son Adam was one of the family members that worked off and on at the pawn shop,

[03:04:15] but tragically, most fans only saw his face when his own drug habit took a turn

[03:04:19] for the worse.

[03:04:20] In 2024, Adam was found dead after an accidental overdose of fentanyl.

[03:04:24] It was evident that the family drama and trauma was stacking up to a point where they just couldn't do the show anymore.

[03:04:31] And in 2025, it was finally announced that the show was not going to be renewed on the History Channel for another season.

[03:04:37] However, recently they announced a return, but this time without Corey.

[03:04:41] He said, at this stage of the game, we're all playing a character on Pawn Stars.

[03:04:46] I can't play another season of 41-year-old me pretending to be 23.

[03:04:50] However, Rick and Chum Lee started a podcast at the Golden Silver pawn shop, where Rick

[03:04:55] doesn't really seem like he wants to let go.

[03:04:58] And even though everyone now knows that Pawn Stars is one of the fakers shows on television,

[03:05:02] he still has a hard time admitting how staged it really was.

[03:05:06] I guess the answer to that question is, it's not a set, but it is kind of a set

[03:05:12] up.

[03:05:13] Yeah.

[03:05:14] The entire show is built here at the pawn shop 15 years of dominance on TV just for it all to come

[03:05:22] crashing down destroying the legacy of the show forever which is almost the exact same thing that

[03:05:27] happened to impractical jokers as they could not prevent their private controversies from making

[03:05:32] headlines but check out this video if you want to hear that story. I love my shit not fake

[03:05:37] we good bro if I got scared because I didn't know no better that's on me for walking in there

[03:05:41] in there with a camera and trying to form content

[03:05:43] and asking chat if I should buy it or not.

[03:05:44] Realistically, feel me?

[03:05:45] It is what it is.

[03:05:46] Sometimes you get hold when you buy in a car.

[03:05:48] Sometimes you get hold when you buy in a painting.

[03:05:50] Price-wise.

[03:05:51] But if that shit is not real.

[03:05:54] So, okay, that's a good segment idea.

[03:05:56] I'm going to write that one down.

[03:05:59] I'm going to write that one down.

[03:06:00] Let me write that one down real quick

[03:06:01] so I don't forget.

[03:06:03] On Shop Verification.

[03:06:09] Whoa, in practical joke,

[03:06:10] We reacted to that yo W video Patrick. You're gonna scam your viewers

[03:06:20] And this is another video

[03:06:22] Let's do it bro dad strength verse team bodybuilders. We watched the little people verse

[03:06:29] Female bodybuilders and now we're doing over as young

[03:06:33] That mysterious, almost superhuman power unlocked the moment a man becomes a father.

[03:06:39] The kind of strength that lets you rip a door off its hinges or let an entire car win your

[03:06:44] kids in danger.

[03:06:45] But is it a fact or just another myth?

[03:06:48] Sorry.

[03:06:49] To find out, I gathered a group of shooting bodybuilders for dad strength to the ultimate

[03:06:54] test.

[03:06:55] Could you guys get off your phones?

[03:06:59] Why should we?

[03:07:00] It's not easy anyways

[03:07:04] All right, I guess we'll find out the challenge number one one red max deadlifts all right guys

[03:07:09] Pick your strongest deadlifter. So that's who you sending out. We're sending scary Jerry scary Jerry

[03:07:14] I like your bear better for the album many times teams. What about you guys sending Chris up there Chris?

[03:07:20] Okay, so we have one team

[03:07:22] Powered by the experience, the other team just energy drinks I think.

[03:07:26] Yeah quite a bit of energy drinks.

[03:07:28] Okay so we're popping out of that tank.

[03:07:31] Sometimes fun.

[03:07:32] What do you think about that?

[03:07:33] Oh yeah it's pretty good.

[03:07:34] You have a son right?

[03:07:35] I do.

[03:07:36] You'd say no energy drinks?

[03:07:37] Absolutely not.

[03:07:38] So you ground him I guess.

[03:07:39] I probably kick him off in five.

[03:07:40] Alright so we're going to start at 135 and it's basically the first person to tap out.

[03:07:44] Who's going to go first?

[03:07:46] Somebody had to go steroids?

[03:07:47] He didn't say Lamanche.

[03:07:49] You change diapers heavier than this. You got this. Let's go.

[03:07:52] Come on, Jeff. Let's go, Harry.

[03:07:55] Easy.

[03:07:57] Alright. Don't trip, bud.

[03:07:58] Don't crack up. Ah, you got it.

[03:08:00] Easy. Easy. Alright, 225.

[03:08:03] Careful of your back, man.

[03:08:05] I mean, look, I look at everything, but I just can't comment on women's appearance because niggas get overly weird.

[03:08:11] So, on man's, like, we can comment on a man's appearance and everybody just move about their day regularly.

[03:08:16] Don't break anything.

[03:08:17] Nope.

[03:08:19] There he goes.

[03:08:20] That looked pretty easy.

[03:08:21] Are you nervous right now?

[03:08:22] No.

[03:08:23] No?

[03:08:24] Okay.

[03:08:25] Just energy drinks.

[03:08:26] Easy.

[03:08:27] Easy.

[03:08:28] All right, so the wait's starting to get a little serious now, 3.15.

[03:08:33] What's your day been like today?

[03:08:35] Really rough.

[03:08:36] I'm stopped all day at 10 hours.

[03:08:39] And this guy could beat you if we're going all day construction.

[03:08:41] What do you do?

[03:08:42] Play Fortnite?

[03:08:43] Sometimes.

[03:08:44] Sometimes, yeah.

[03:08:45] You don't pay taxes?

[03:08:46] The tax jokes always hit with the old folks, but that's not how it works.

[03:08:51] What?

[03:08:52] Okay.

[03:08:53] Come on Chris, you just finished a 12 hour, you can't only beat you.

[03:08:57] Oh yeah, we had to switch his grip already, we had to switch his grip.

[03:09:03] I think we're going through 65 now.

[03:09:05] Based on how 315 looks for both of them, we're going to be here for a while.

[03:09:09] Oh, the shoes coming off.

[03:09:10] He's getting there for some little reason.

[03:09:11] You need to take your shoes off or not?

[03:09:12] No, no, no.

[03:09:13] No, no, no.

[03:09:14] Gaines and Converse.

[03:09:15] Yeah, Gaines and Converse.

[03:09:17] Let's go, Jerry.

[03:09:18] OK.

[03:09:20] Easy.

[03:09:21] It's been looking like 1.35 the entire time.

[03:09:27] Oh.

[03:09:29] Sip like that with two.

[03:09:30] So when you guys look at the dads,

[03:09:32] what does it make you feel?

[03:09:33] Do you guys get scared that it's going to be you one day?

[03:09:36] I don't want to get old and slow like that.

[03:09:38] Did you get into it about them or not?

[03:09:40] I feel like at that age, you'll be bigger, right?

[03:09:42] Bigger and stronger.

[03:09:43] What do you guys think when you see them?

[03:09:44] How does it make you feel?

[03:09:45] I like the coordinated outfits.

[03:09:47] Yeah.

[03:09:47] It's kind of like what we laid out last night

[03:09:49] for a bed for them.

[03:09:49] So that was kind of nice.

[03:09:51] You look like a teenage boy band.

[03:09:54] Oh.

[03:09:55] Oh.

[03:09:55] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[03:09:57] All right, let's see a 405.

[03:09:59] Come on.

[03:09:59] Come on, man.

[03:10:00] It's easy.

[03:10:02] Oh, yeah.

[03:10:02] Oh.

[03:10:03] Oh.

[03:10:03] Hey, man, this is gonna be a fucking lame slide.

[03:10:06] So now the straps are coming in.

[03:10:07] 455 pounds.

[03:10:10] You able to tend your sons under this, and this is a card.

[03:10:12] Come on, Sierra.

[03:10:14] That is dad strength, Jared.

[03:10:16] He's going to be out for a month, yeah.

[03:10:19] Back hip, sore, knees.

[03:10:21] Do you hear them?

[03:10:22] He's out for a month.

[03:10:23] Do you hear them?

[03:10:23] I hear it all.

[03:10:24] You guys got matching underwear, too?

[03:10:26] You're just jealous, I think.

[03:10:28] Come on, Jared.

[03:10:29] Let's go.

[03:10:29] Let's go, Jared.

[03:10:30] Come on.

[03:10:35] Let's go.

[03:10:36] That was a good lift.

[03:10:38] No, Bill, it's crazy.

[03:10:39] I'm surprised that you need some grip.

[03:10:42] Don't you train your grip like every night?

[03:10:43] Like, why do you need straps?

[03:10:44] Like, yeah.

[03:10:45] OK, I'll just, yeah.

[03:10:49] Oh.

[03:10:52] It's significantly slowed down for both sides here.

[03:10:55] Oh, I heard it.

[03:10:56] Ooh.

[03:10:57] How much is this?

[03:10:58] I can't even count that high.

[03:10:59] We're at 495.

[03:11:01] The straps are out.

[03:11:02] Now the belt is down to 195 pounds.

[03:11:04] Yeah, it's not dropping the weight though.

[03:11:06] In a minute.

[03:11:06] Got it.

[03:11:07] Come on, Jerry.

[03:11:08] Let's go, Jerry.

[03:11:09] Come on.

[03:11:12] Oh

[03:11:21] Yeah, you gotta pretend you're the next snap trash he sends depends on you hitting this way

[03:11:30] Chris most of us you already left before

[03:11:33] We're gonna go for a PR. This is a PR if you get this today. Oh hell yeah

[03:11:37] Okay, I think we're both having PRs today and you get this you're straight-up daddy

[03:11:56] Fucking right, let's go let's go on press you can't lose to a bad

[03:12:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.

[03:12:05] Do you know how many people are watching this?

[03:12:06] You can't just try that. Let's go.

[03:12:07] DR, DR, DR, DR, DR, DR, DR.

[03:12:12] Come on, come on.

[03:12:13] Let's go!

[03:12:14] Come on, come on, come on.

[03:12:15] Oh!

[03:12:16] Oh!

[03:12:17] Oh!

[03:12:18] There we go.

[03:12:19] Oh my god!

[03:12:20] This has been a lot longer than I thought.

[03:12:22] That's what she said.

[03:12:24] 545 pounds.

[03:12:26] Wow.

[03:12:27] Come on now.

[03:12:28] Come on now.

[03:12:29] This is it.

[03:12:30] This is it.

[03:12:31] Let's go Jay, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[03:12:34] Easy.

[03:12:36] Do the floor.

[03:12:39] Let's go Jay, come on.

[03:12:41] Ho ho!

[03:12:43] Oh, candle.

[03:12:45] Candle.

[03:12:46] Press.

[03:12:47] Nice shot, brother.

[03:12:48] Press.

[03:12:49] Candle.

[03:12:50] Nice shot.

[03:12:51] Nice work.

[03:12:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:12:53] Let me use that.

[03:12:54] That's insane.

[03:12:55] You still went crazy and you hit a pail right?

[03:12:58] Go.

[03:12:59] It's Gary unable to get the bar off the floor.

[03:13:02] It's all up to Chris to get the teens the early week.

[03:13:05] Go!

[03:13:06] Go!

[03:13:07] Go!

[03:13:08] Go!

[03:13:09] Go!

[03:13:10] Go!

[03:13:11] Go!

[03:13:12] Go!

[03:13:13] Go!

[03:13:14] Go!

[03:13:15] Go!

[03:13:16] Go!

[03:13:17] Go!

[03:13:18] Go!

[03:13:19] Go!

[03:13:20] Go!

[03:13:21] Go!

[03:13:22] Go!

[03:13:23] Go!

[03:13:24] Go!

[03:13:25] Go!

[03:13:26] Go!

[03:13:27] is the Boxer RTA game.

[03:13:29] So the team with the highest total score

[03:13:32] has been away the event.

[03:13:33] Now the teams are up 1-0,

[03:13:35] which means they're one point closer to winning $4,000.

[03:13:39] What?

[03:13:40] What?

[03:13:41] So $1,000 each.

[03:13:43] Whoa.

[03:13:44] Okay.

[03:13:45] Boy, we're playing for...

[03:13:46] You better punch them.

[03:13:47] No, you better lock them.

[03:13:49] You better lock them.

[03:13:51] You guys won.

[03:13:52] So are you guys gonna go first

[03:13:53] or you want them to go first?

[03:13:54] You never said lift to higher.

[03:13:55] Okay, let them go first.

[03:13:56] All right.

[03:13:57] Who's up?

[03:13:58] All right.

[03:13:59] Let's go.

[03:14:00] Come on, Gordon.

[03:14:01] Come on.

[03:14:02] I'm ready.

[03:14:03] Whenever you're ready, just send it.

[03:14:06] Now with both teams knowing $4,000 is on the line, things just got a lot more serious.

[03:14:12] Whoa.

[03:14:13] Nice.

[03:14:14] That's a good one.

[03:14:16] That's a good one.

[03:14:18] That's a good one.

[03:14:20] That's a good one.

[03:14:22] Okay.

[03:14:23] Teens.

[03:14:24] Who's up?

[03:14:25] I don't think I need to tell the dad's this but for the teens it's not about how hard you hit it

[03:14:31] It's how you hit it. Okay. Yeah, I got it

[03:14:36] Let's go Jaluka

[03:14:45] Who's up next hit that okay, so I mean do you if you stick your kid you can go open palm if you want

[03:14:51] Can I?

[03:14:51] Yeah, you can go up on top.

[03:14:53] Yeah.

[03:14:54] All right.

[03:14:54] OK.

[03:14:59] Oh.

[03:15:03] Oh.

[03:15:04] That's all right.

[03:15:04] OK.

[03:15:05] That's all good.

[03:15:06] OK.

[03:15:10] All right, who's up next?

[03:15:11] All right.

[03:15:12] All right.

[03:15:12] You can do this one.

[03:15:13] OK.

[03:15:16] Oh, that sounded good.

[03:15:18] That sounded good.

[03:15:20] Oh!

[03:15:21] Woo!

[03:15:22] It's not easy.

[03:15:25] Pretty early on, it seemed like the teams had much more punching power, and we're going

[03:15:28] to run away with this event.

[03:15:29] You're a pop, so you're used to getting kind of physical if you need to.

[03:15:32] You need to be?

[03:15:33] Okay.

[03:15:34] Come on.

[03:15:35] Let's go.

[03:15:36] You machines are blows away.

[03:15:37] That looks cool.

[03:15:38] Whoa!

[03:15:39] Bring it on.

[03:15:40] Yeah!

[03:15:41] Bring it on!

[03:15:42] Bring it on!

[03:15:43] Yeah!

[03:15:44] Bring it on!

[03:15:45] Bring it on!

[03:15:46] You don't want to resist arrest with this guy.

[03:15:47] 822.

[03:15:48] All right, come on Ethan. Come on, let's go Ethan. Come on.

[03:15:57] That was game. That was.

[03:16:00] That was 660. That did sound worse.

[03:16:04] With the dads being 58 points behind the teams, Jerry needs a monster score here to keep him in contention.

[03:16:12] Oh, look at it go!

[03:16:15] 8.7! Let's go! There we go!

[03:16:22] On this punch, Kris needs to score 770 or higher to give the teens a 2-0 lead.

[03:16:27] This is a big punch. This is a big punch.

[03:16:30] Yeah, it does.

[03:16:36] Come on, Kris. Come on!

[03:16:38] I go distraction.

[03:16:45] Chris stopping the punches now all tied up in one.

[03:16:58] Event number three, one rep max bench press.

[03:17:02] Teens here you set them down.

[03:17:05] Alright let's do it.

[03:17:06] dads. Oh, Drake. A man. A man. Cop versus team. Okay, so we're gonna start at 135 and just work our way up. First one to top out. Let's go.

[03:17:18] Nothing.

[03:17:23] Nice little pause there too.

[03:17:31] It's a narrow grip, son.

[03:17:36] I don't know why you're driving.

[03:17:43] Nice. There you go.

[03:17:44] Okay.

[03:17:45] How do you guys feel about that bar speed?

[03:17:47] A little shaky.

[03:17:48] A little shaky.

[03:17:49] Okay.

[03:17:50] A little shaky.

[03:17:51] Textbook bench press set up here.

[03:17:55] I don't know why you're driving.

[03:17:56] I don't know why you're driving.

[03:17:57] There you go.

[03:17:58] All right, Jaluka.

[03:17:59] What's your PR on the bench?

[03:18:00] Probably 275.

[03:18:01] Let's go.

[03:18:02] Come on.

[03:18:03] Let's go.

[03:18:04] Let's go, let's go.

[03:18:11] I'm a good, I'm a good guy.

[03:18:17] 265.

[03:18:18] 265 then.

[03:18:19] No wrist wraps yet, David?

[03:18:20] He really wants to put the wrist wraps in there.

[03:18:22] No, no, no.

[03:18:23] Dre wants to go raw, man.

[03:18:24] That's why he's a dad.

[03:18:25] Don't screw up like this.

[03:18:26] Don't lock the team down like Chris.

[03:18:28] You got this.

[03:18:29] Your parents are going to watch this video and they're not going to let you back

[03:18:33] You know that, right?

[03:18:34] Let's go.

[03:18:34] Come on.

[03:18:35] Go.

[03:18:36] Get it, get it.

[03:18:37] Go.

[03:18:38] Whoa.

[03:18:39] OK.

[03:18:40] Got it.

[03:18:41] There you go.

[03:18:42] Teens don't go for strength.

[03:18:43] They don't for aesthetic.

[03:18:47] No.

[03:18:49] That was worth it, man.

[03:18:50] This is going to be a PR for you, potentially,

[03:18:53] or a quote that's high at PR.

[03:18:54] No rap PR, yeah.

[03:18:56] I got a minute.

[03:18:57] You got a minute, yeah.

[03:18:59] The teams need to have a break.

[03:19:00] They need to have the time off.

[03:19:02] It's the way of the generations these days.

[03:19:04] They still want to work hard.

[03:19:05] This is my shot to give you guys more rest too, you know?

[03:19:07] It goes both ways.

[03:19:08] No, we need the $1,000.

[03:19:11] So what are you guys talking about here?

[03:19:13] What are you guys talking about?

[03:19:14] Gamble.

[03:19:15] Gamble.

[03:19:15] What do you mean, gamble?

[03:19:17] We're going to turn that $4,000 to $8,000.

[03:19:19] No.

[03:19:20] They're going to take the money to the casino

[03:19:21] right after this if they win.

[03:19:23] OK.

[03:19:24] They have to make it out of the parking lot.

[03:19:26] We just saw how he punches.

[03:19:27] We just saw how he punches.

[03:20:02] Remember what we're playing for here.

[03:20:04] $4,000.

[03:20:06] It's $1,000 each.

[03:20:07] $500 each for you guys, because instantly half goes to your wife, right?

[03:20:10] Is that how that works?

[03:20:11] Well, I know the thing.

[03:20:12] This is a PR for you.

[03:20:14] This is a PR, yes.

[03:20:15] Two to 85.

[03:20:16] Three, two, one, up.

[03:20:20] Come on.

[03:20:27] Let's go.

[03:20:28] With John making grinding up that last rep,

[03:20:31] The dads need this to stay alive and get one step closer to $4,000.

[03:20:49] Very fair with the 285 bench, so the teens have taken a 2 to 1 lead.

[03:20:53] The teens are up 2 to 1 and event number 4 is the Farmers Carry Relay.

[03:20:58] So, as you can see, you guys have four dumbbells on each side.

[03:21:01] They get from light all the way to heavy.

[03:21:03] Every single person on your team is going to go one at a time.

[03:21:06] You're going to start at the 80, go all the way to the end,

[03:21:08] clear the pylon and come back across the white lines.

[03:21:11] Then the next guy goes, first team to finish,

[03:21:13] all dumbbells wins.

[03:21:14] Let's do this.

[03:21:15] Yeah, this is where the baby carrier training comes in.

[03:21:17] Let's do this.

[03:21:18] Groceries, yeah, exactly.

[03:21:19] Costco runs.

[03:21:21] I don't know if for you guys, I don't know.

[03:21:23] We're just a few.

[03:21:24] Hang up strong forearms.

[03:21:25] This event is all about being strategic in the order

[03:21:27] the team goes. On your mark. Get set. Go.

[03:21:45] Oh, this is close. This is close. At the beginning, it looked like the dads had a really good lead.

[03:21:51] But as the dumbbells got heavier, it started to change. Come on.

[03:21:57] Come on Chris!

[03:21:59] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[03:22:01] Go! Go! Go!

[03:22:03] Go! Go! Go!

[03:22:05] Go Chris!

[03:22:07] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[03:22:09] Go! Go! Go! Go!

[03:22:11] Go!

[03:22:13] I got a kill!

[03:22:15] Nice to go!

[03:22:17] I got eaten up there.

[03:22:19] The teams won it. The teams are up 3-1.

[03:22:21] Even though the teams are up 3-1, they shouldn't be too comfortable as it's still anyone's game.

[03:22:25] Okay, event number five last man standing pushups.

[03:22:30] So we're gonna see who can last the longest here.

[03:22:32] So you're gonna go up and down on my count.

[03:22:34] Okay, so everybody in positions, let's go.

[03:22:36] Down.

[03:22:36] Up.

[03:22:38] Down.

[03:22:40] Up.

[03:22:41] Down.

[03:22:42] Up.

[03:22:46] Down.

[03:22:48] Up.

[03:22:49] It's not what it says.

[03:22:50] Down.

[03:22:50] Up.

[03:22:54] Down.

[03:22:55] chest to the floor now yeah we are up down up down aside from going down too

[03:23:04] early both sides pretty strong up down up down up down down up down up

[03:23:23] Down.

[03:23:25] Up.

[03:23:27] Neither side looked like they were going to budge.

[03:23:30] Down.

[03:23:32] Up.

[03:23:34] This is an impressive horse.

[03:23:36] Down.

[03:23:38] Up.

[03:23:40] But it didn't take long for form to start breaking down.

[03:23:42] Up.

[03:23:44] Guarantee doing good pushups.

[03:23:46] Up.

[03:23:48] Down.

[03:23:50] Up.

[03:23:52] out. Ethan's struggling at the front there. That's like a morale nerf right there for the

[03:24:00] deads. We've lost one from each. Down. Oh, Jerry, do something. Team needs you, bro.

[03:24:16] Oh

[03:24:22] John Luca, I don't know about that buddy down

[03:24:31] Down

[03:24:33] We're down two each team there's two left come on down with two people on each team left

[03:24:48] The dad's really need to lock in and win this because if they lose then it's over

[03:24:52] down.

[03:24:54] Up.

[03:24:56] Get up.

[03:24:58] Oh, Chris, it's up to you, man.

[03:25:00] You're going to stop the push-up now, dude.

[03:25:02] Jair! Jair!

[03:25:04] Down.

[03:25:06] Jordan, how do you feel right now?

[03:25:08] You feel great?

[03:25:10] I'm just already counting it.

[03:25:12] Down.

[03:25:14] Up.

[03:25:16] Down.

[03:25:18] Up.

[03:25:20] Oh

[03:25:34] Jordan Jordan literally looks like an inside yet down

[03:25:45] Both resting on the fucking ground

[03:25:50] After scuffing the punch earlier, it seemed that Chris was determined to not let his team

[03:26:11] down up wow this is you got you got a second win here down up

[03:26:41] Yes!

[03:26:43] I have no idea how many that was.

[03:26:44] It had to be over 100.

[03:26:46] That had to be over 100.

[03:26:48] I felt my shoulders at the end.

[03:26:49] Dude, you're a fucking heavy boy, man.

[03:26:51] That's a lot of weight, man.

[03:26:52] Good for you.

[03:26:53] Good for you.

[03:26:54] I'm literally on the 155 pounds, man.

[03:26:56] He probably has 50 pounds on me.

[03:26:58] That's impressive.

[03:26:59] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[03:27:01] Teens have three points.

[03:27:03] The dads have two points.

[03:27:04] And it all comes down to the final event.

[03:27:06] Event number six, tug of war.

[03:27:09] It's the best two of three,

[03:27:11] which means that this event is worth three points.

[03:27:14] So remember $4,000 is on the line here.

[03:27:17] So it all comes down to this.

[03:27:20] You guys are going to pull like the mortgage is on the line.

[03:27:21] Fucking it is on the line.

[03:27:22] And I mean, these guys, I think they

[03:27:24] outweigh you a little bit, but just...

[03:27:25] Jordan, you did your big one, Daniel.

[03:27:26] What was your team?

[03:27:27] Team work makes the dream work, OK?

[03:27:29] So the first team that clears the donut shirt

[03:27:33] past their pile on wins.

[03:27:36] So I yell now, just run backwards.

[03:27:39] What started as just a fun YouTube video suddenly became so much more for the dads, that extra

[03:27:51] money actually meant something.

[03:28:09] They're in college spending 40,000.

[03:28:13] They don't give a fuck about money.

[03:28:14] They got no concept of money.

[03:28:15] Diapers, I got four kids to take care of.

[03:28:17] And obviously, they're going to my family.

[03:28:20] And you can about go to a lot of people.

[03:28:24] We were living off one income model since school

[03:28:26] trying to be a firefighter.

[03:28:27] So honestly, the first thing I do for my money

[03:28:30] would be to go home and probably get to my wife

[03:28:33] for all the, you know, what she's given to me.

[03:28:36] As for the teens, not so much.

[03:28:38] You know why Christmas is coming up?

[03:28:40] Gotta get the vodka, gotta get the cycle back on.

[03:28:42] I guess like I could pay off some of my school loans.

[03:28:45] I could do a cycle.

[03:28:46] I told you.

[03:28:47] Turn it.

[03:28:47] I think I'll turn it on.

[03:28:48] Probably put it directly on red and hope that it gets.

[03:28:51] To be honest, 25 light party red.

[03:28:55] No!

[03:28:56] Let's go!

[03:28:56] Three, two, one, two, three, four!

[03:29:00] Oh!

[03:29:01] Is that strategy game?

[03:29:01] What a match.

[03:29:02] Okay, a team state game once.

[03:29:04] So we gotta do that.

[03:29:05] That was really close.

[03:29:07] That was-

[03:29:07] for so fucking long and you don't know how to play Tumble War?

[03:29:12] Oh, bruh.

[03:29:13] Literally that first.

[03:29:14] Chris, you guys seem to have like a really good strategy here.

[03:29:17] What was it?

[03:29:18] So, 3-2-1.

[03:29:19] 3-2-1?

[03:29:20] Every once in a while.

[03:29:21] Game work.

[03:29:22] Game work.

[03:29:23] Game work.

[03:29:24] Game work.

[03:29:25] Game work.

[03:29:26] Game work.

[03:29:27] Game work.

[03:29:28] Game work.

[03:29:29] Game work.

[03:29:30] Game work.

[03:29:31] Game work.

[03:29:32] Game work.

[03:29:33] Game work.

[03:29:34] What?

[03:29:35] Game work.

[03:29:36] Alright guys, I love it, I love it. Generation's getting primal here.

[03:29:40] This is everything right here. This could be the game for the teams.

[03:29:44] Come on guys, let's go. Three, two, one, go!

[03:29:50] The darts have the advantage in weight, but the teams, they move like a unit,

[03:29:54] perfectly in sync, making it very difficult to keep up with.

[03:30:06] Oh!

[03:30:08] Oh!

[03:30:10] Oh!

[03:30:12] Whoo!

[03:30:14] Let's go!

[03:30:16] There you go, man. Teens.

[03:30:18] Whoo!

[03:30:20] Good job, boys.

[03:30:22] Good job, boys.

[03:30:24] That was close.

[03:30:26] That was close.

[03:30:28] All right. It was a hard-fought battle.

[03:30:30] The teams pulled through.

[03:30:32] I mean, no one thought you guys were going to win the Toggle War.

[03:30:34] I mean, you guys worked as a team and you guys earned it.

[03:30:37] So the teams win.

[03:30:39] Let's go!

[03:30:41] I guess that tranks the myth.

[03:30:43] Find out what card is good.

[03:30:44] Did you imagine, sir, it was mid.

[03:30:46] 9, 10.

[03:30:47] You still won when we stopped the punch.

[03:30:49] I told you, redemption, redemption.

[03:30:55] Wow, thanks.

[03:30:56] Yo, guys.

[03:30:57] Congratulations.

[03:30:58] Thank you.

[03:30:59] There you go.

[03:31:00] Thank you, sir.

[03:31:01] You want to send a message out there to the dads?

[03:31:04] your vegetables well gets back to work for the dads me and back to school for

[03:31:10] these niggas if you guys enjoyed this video make sure to check this one out

[03:31:15] and I'll see you guys in the next one it was close and I thought I thought it's

[03:31:22] gonna be a fucking landslide I'm gonna be honest you all right Chad I'm out of

[03:31:25] I'm not sure what my schedule is next to the day, but we only have a ham full of days.

[03:31:32] There's a lot of things to prepare for me, and so I'm going to do just that, I'm going

[03:31:39] to do a little y'all don't chat.

[03:31:42] You guys are all ready to make sure you follow up with me.

[03:31:45] I love your reaction to this.

[03:31:48] Now we need to get out of here.