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But there's code
Yeah, we can have it
You tryna find all the emotions I bury
You tryna see who I am tonight, but I bury
Shit that I love, you can't learn in a library
You can miss us, man, you can make us these
Can't know how to care for it, even if we're rusty
This is still our one rule, just the way it must be
If you're not a man, man, you can not discuss
This is not the play now, I'm getting a little prep
I'm in my mouth soft, I'm in my mind now
Coming by bottles, dropping on a bed
I'm in the upstairs, suckin' in the bread
I'm a genius for real though, in the cellar, you know
I'm in for the middle, everybody can know
I'm a son of a son, you should see the fear on it
I've been a long life, tellin' me you're wrong
Pull me a suspect, keep me near custody
Don't know how to drop by, keep me never lost
These are just the real facts, this is the way it must be
You can never breath, never brush, never touch me
Just me and my loving tonight
Just me and me in my side, peace tonight
Just me and my dying, peace in your heart
I don't need no objective for her and the light
When did she propose to be the bad miss tonight?
All mine tonight on her sacrifice
I don't want to just catch a night
She likes it when I look in her eyes
Yeah!
Yeah!
I
Spend May 15. Yeah, I know I seen Kishka when he got that for us
No
What a fucking guy man.
Alright.
Chill nigga chill.
Yo bro, sup chow man chow how y'all niggas feeling today man?
Today's gonna be a big day for me bro.
Really really really really fucking big day.
seriously seriously look look when I get look look look look okay I know for a
long time everybody wondering age and when is your beard gonna come in and
shit like that you know I've been saving you I got my shit right here game I
got my shit right here I just been saving a shit like that but today today
Hey, hold on.
I wanna break up with you.
You about to bullshit.
The chance to spot a new winner
is now for the one thing
that the breath is long by a song
for the week of all the time.
Yeah, bro, the Cavs were home both first games.
They're supposed to win those games.
That's what's supposed to happen.
The team that's playing home,
that's the favorites, the fourth seed,
they're supposed to win game one and game two.
Dick head, I can tell you don't watch basketball, bro.
And you head, you're like,
oh, no, we really got them.
No nigga, no, shut the fuck up man.
I just seen Jamal Marey and Yoko shoot like one for 15
in the fourth quarter yesterday
and this bitch ass nigga talking about the rappers.
Come on gang, I just see Yoko and Jamal Marey
missing folders and wide open threes in the fourth,
man nigga.
All right, we have, and they're too amazing as a,
come on, we just glazed them all season.
We just glazed them all season, bro.
They got a lot in your game. All right, don't bring that negativity up. All right. Yo, child. I should do have a decision me
I just got the green light
if I want to
to go to
Toronto
To watch game three
live
reaction live
Direct from the NBA
Boy, I really like doing my birthdays here though.
And I know we were supposed to appeal on boxing.
We had a whole bunch of other stuff playing,
but it's like, you know, what do I say in this situation?
Oh, I was like, what do I say?
What do I say?
Here's the thing though.
Here's the thing.
Let me actually check.
This is actually gonna be a determining factor.
Toronto Raptors tickets.
This is what you gotta do, bro.
At the end of the day, bro.
Toronto Raptors tickets.
Let's go sheet geek.
Let's go game three.
And let's see the tickets I want, I'm sure too.
All right, let's see the tickets.
Oh, it's not even that bad.
It's not even that bad.
Now, this is a little,
it's not even that bad, champ.
Like, okay, look, best seat.
Now, I'm not gonna lie, front row with head,
Oh, game.
Well, you know how long it's been
since I've been to a Raptors game in Toronto.
I go to all the games here in Atlanta.
It's been a minute since I've been to one in Toronto.
This seat right here could potentially be a good seat
or a ass seat, because if you're behind like a,
if you're behind Yacopurtle, say goodbye,
you're not seeing anything, right?
But for 2,500 right behind the Raptors bench,
that's not bad.
And you guys, I don't live in Oklahoma.
Like Toronto is an expensive city game.
So like, you know, I'm looking at these prices
and honestly for a playoff game,
this is actually not that bad, bro.
I wasn't expecting that shit to say like 4,000, you know,
like things like that.
Maybe the prices came down.
Maybe they put some rules in price gouging, I'm not sure.
But maybe I should ask,
only wish people say that.
Getting five years ago,
when the Raptors were in their championship run,
remember 2019 chat?
Who was there?
I went to a game every series.
I went to at least one game in every series
from first round, second round,
conference finals and in finals.
And I know exactly what the prices were for all of that shit.
And I know who he was playing too,
so it depends on who they're playing as well.
And these look pretty good, but I can't sit here in front.
Let me tell you which seat I sat in for the NBA finals.
For the NBA finals, I sat with like,
like somewhere around here, this says 540,
that seat was 7,000.
So, I know that was the final, so it's a little bit different, but you know, even for the
first round, this is way cheaper than I thought it was going to be, faxed.
Damn.
Damn.
I got to see what, you know, I got to see what them seats is, is this USD?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, probably.
So, you know, convert it at like 30% to it.
Anyway, that's something I got to think about.
I got to make a decision tonight.
So, oh no, gang.
Hello, Asian.
I came out for a long time because I had exams in today's my birthday. Can you wish me in live saying tinesh?
Huh happy birthday nigga, man, and hopefully you ate your exam, bro
I know that's a shitty feeling bro when you leave an exam and you just like you just have to sit there for two weeks
Till you figure out what y'all hated that. Oh my god. I hated that shit game. I really did hate that, but I was the worst
Did you watch the mood of finance?
Shop was a crazy 30 days segment.
All right, look, in my opinion,
when I see a Muslim person put it on God,
on the Quran, I just believe anything they say.
I'll be honest with you, straight up.
So like, when I saw him do that,
I didn't even need the PC check no more at that point.
You wouldn't lie on that, you feel me?
Like, there's like levels to it.
And I don't even give a fuck how certain
I am about something.
I don't give a fuck how soon I am.
I would never say those words.
So when a nigga say those words,
I know how serious he meant it.
So I didn't think he was cheating in the first place.
You know, but I did watch the end of it.
I watched the end.
I caught it like right when it was given like the review.
And you know how niggas be toxic and shit like that.
The nigga got exonerated of all charges
and people was still finding a way to,
hey, you're such a bitch ass up nigga.
Now he did lie about his skill level.
And I'll be honest with you, man.
I knew he was like, there's certain things.
It's not a game sense thing.
It's an experience thing, especially in Rainbow Six.
It's a game with a big ass IQ gap.
Feel me?
So unless like he just watched the ton
and never played the game,
come on, game.
You can't convince me he didn't play a bunch of Rainbow,
but anyway, gamers are gamers, man.
And you know what I realized watching the modifiers?
How come I don't get accused of hacking?
Why don't y'all think I'm hacking?
Huh?
Have I never had an impressive clip?
I don't think I've ever in my history
playing any video game any video game in my life had a niggas say agent I think
you're cheating I've never had that how come niggas don't accuse me of cheating
I just get W's W agent good shot agent wow I'm surprised everybody's surprised
when I do well. I mean, I mean, look, man, at the end of the day, bro, you know, I don't like
it. You're cheating. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you.
And I will say, I need to look, I don't think I'm doing well in life until I get accused of
cheating. Okay. All right. So obviously, when I finished my Asma November competition,
I got those empty allegations. That means I did well. I obviously have not got any steroid allegations
So I need to start hitting the gym for real. I'm bullshitting right now
Feel me and I need a locking on my gaming shit so that I can get hacker allegations
You you you don't succeed in life without an allegation money. All right
Relicably though like we don't know what LeBron's doing, but he's doing something
We don't know what it is yet, but he's doing something. We know that much for a certain fact just because of how great he is
That's facts select. Thank you so much for the fucking take it to son, bro
W10, bro
Roy the allegations
Oh
He asked allegations. Okay, those were just false
Damn, that's not what I'm talking about.
That is not what I'm talking about, bro.
It's not an achievement.
It's not a skill.
It's just dirty.
You taking peptides?
Look, bro, I personally,
maybe you watch people that's different.
I don't wanna fuck up my brain chemistry
cause as humans, we don't understand all of this shit yet.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to take anything.
I'm afraid of getting injured,
just in case I need painkillers,
because it's gonna fuck my brain up, gang.
That's how paranoid I am about taking anything
that can alter anything about my brain.
I max out at caffeine,
because it don't even fucking affect me, bro.
It don't affect me.
I don't, like, I drink a bottle
before I slept last night.
Oh, God!
I drank full cam before I went to sleep last night,
slept like a fucking baby.
Yeah, I mean, y'all watch my marathons.
You know, I drink as I go to sleep.
Energy drinks as I go to sleep.
By the way, this has 300 milligrams of caffeine.
It's a lot, even for an energy drink.
And it's not like, I didn't build up a tolerance.
It just has zero impact.
It's always had zero impact.
Next, next, next.
Try to explain myself.
I was at the track today and low-cap needed that, bro.
Like it was a nice mental clarity thing, feel me?
And today I learned something.
Oh my God, I'm waiting for the drone footage.
Today I learned how to turn off all the systems,
all the traction control, all the stability control
on my black wing.
And goodness gracious, goodness gracious,
thank God it's complicated to do it.
Because that car is way too dangerous without all the help.
Oh my God, rear wheel drive, 700 horsepower,
just the hunk of American muscle,
That is a fucking wrecking ball of a vehicle.
And we spent like 30 minutes trying to figure out
how to turn it all off.
And this shit was mad complicated.
And we was like fucking looking at booklets
and asking chat GBT.
And eventually I got it off.
Yeah, bro.
That's not good for you.
No, no, no, no, no, we was trying to do donuts.
So that's why I did it.
We were trying to do some donuts.
Anyway, that being said,
damn, we got some things on the horizon.
That was good mental clarity.
Oh God, I needed that.
I sort of got it.
It was it was I didn't even think I was gonna go. I woke up today. I was like fuck
Oh god drive an hour just to go to the track. I think I went man
Had a good old time age and I got denied a dream job what to do now I
Say just wrap this shit up, bro
You know
Wrap this shit up. It's over. You got denied. That's what we do when we fail in life
We just wrap it all up and let's think about the next life. Maybe I just try again. What the fuck are you asking me for?
I don't know come up with another dream, bro
Huh, that's it. You asked me you gave up already
Come on dog. Come on man. Come on, bro
Come on, man. I will what do you think I'm gonna tell you realistically
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Just this with the 10 gift exchange!
Don't you justice in a fucking chat, nigga?
Appreciate you, justice.
This I am!
I'm calling you just like a bozo is your gomo why okay okay can I address
something real quick nigga stop changing your fucking usernames stop
changing all fucking usernames bro you already know my memories not that good
I will remember you bro. Why the fuck would you make me?
Remember
Bro if your name is Melissa or Tega your name is Melissa are taking his chat for life
You can't change that shit. I will not remember your next name game
To me if you change your name, you are a completely different person now
You're starting with a fresh slate and that does not give a license to the bum ass niggas that be trolling to do that shit game
All right
Don't change our name bro, it's too much to remember cuz I be seeing name. Oh shit, you know all that things back in the chat
So don't change too much is then
You know you get what I'm trying to say bro. You get what I'm trying to say
All right, damn I had some sad news I was gonna share with you guys, but I actually forgot what it was now I
Had some sad. Oh
Hold on before we get to the sad shit slept John
I don't think it is.
Yes.
Yo, Slut.
Appreciate that time, my nigga.
Thank you, Senator Chap.
Appreciate you, game.
I never changed my name.
Angie.
Angie, appreciate the time.
Get it.
W Angie W Slut.
Title just pissed me off.
I want everything I stand for.
I have someone coming today to install beer.
I'm about to look fly.
Oh my God!
I'm about to look fresh, nigga.
And that actually, and you slick,
ties into my next thing.
Yo bro, I'm 30 in two days.
But am I really 30?
That's the question.
Because I don't make sounds when I get up.
I don't have no back problems.
I still don't stretch before I do shit.
Am I really 30?
I don't have no kids.
I mean those are all things that make you 30 gang.
I think I said, well, you better get ready, motherfucker.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God, this nigga, Max is hilarious, bro.
I think a match up the video saying he was gonna abstain from all sexual experiences
and then got a vasectomy.
Yo, now that has felt like, yo, sometimes that's a wise decision.
You can't even be mad at a nigga, bro.
That's better than what can happen, right?
I saw him make his clowning.
I think you can reverse vasectomies, though.
And as long as you don't keep it for too long, it doesn't have really negative impacts
on you.
I think we did a playback video on some niggas that had vasectomy a long time ago.
So it's not like he's doomed, he could never have kids, type shit, you know what I'm saying?
science behind it man a little fun fact for you bitch ass but yeah bro um god damn 30 bro i really
don't feel 30 maybe it's because i've been doing the same shit my whole life but i've dead
ass been posting content since i was fucking 12 that sound crazy to say out loud hold on wait
Slow it down. I've been posting since I was 12, bro
Damn
It's 12 years, bro. It's 12 years game. I
Mean realistically, let's think about it, bro. Okay, had I went the corporate route and works for the Toronto Raptors
right now I would most likely be the head scout for the Raptors. I'd be
traveling around the world scouting talent so that the Raptors can draft
them. I still wouldn't be in an administrative or executive role or
even close to that realistically. I would probably still be five to six maybe
seven eight years away from any sort of seriously relevant admin role and it
It wouldn't be until 40 until I'm starting to actually shoot
shots at anything that's any job title that
start with the word executive.
You think about it like that?
You know, not so bad of a fucking gamble.
You would have got fired?
Probably.
I feel like I'm not a man.
I only worked a job for three weeks,
and then it was as so I quit.
And so like, maybe I would have hated it.
You know, maybe I would be like, you know,
what would I be doing?
But realistically like, maybe what if I went,
what if I graduated from school
and I got a job working for the rappers?
I'm like, dude, this fucking sucks.
This is fucking trash.
What would I do?
Selling courses.
Bingo.
I see.
And in the moment I wasn't thinking that
because it wasn't possible, you would have an OF by now.
Why do y'all brain go to shit like that?
Why does y'all brain do like what's going on like in the, is something there?
How to grow your beard e-book?
ass nigga in the chat said we get it from you you get it from me bro I'm that
influential I'm crafting the way you think and respond to things come on man
look at this guy bro now all of a sudden I'm responsible for your thoughts lock
the fuck in bro that's I refuse to shut the fuck up man well let's finish CTS and
let's get into these reacts you know how much time bro it's niggas yeah it's low
coming to your birthday there's no it's not an event guys stop saying that it's
not an event there's nobody ready cuz nobody's coming cuz there's nothing
happening stop asking me that question bro what is that what is that
on the label freeholder here bro the only cheating you will get accused of
I can't even talk to you anymore. Come on. This is getting crazy. It's getting crazy.
I can't even...
Nigga, I'm communicating with my community, dickhead!
What?!
How much time has it been on me?
You're not talking to you!
I'm talking to you!
I'm y'all sending messages!
Y'all sending messages!
Huh?!
If I ignore it, I'm L-Streamer.
Hello agent, how are you?
Good.
How is your health?
Good.
Okay.
Good.
Stop right there.
I don't give a fuck.
When are you sending us to space bitch ass nigga and also burn that cuck bench?
You see the little tense today, have you been milked lately?
What?
Who the fuck asked a grown man that question, bro? Have I been milked?
What is it why would you separate the messages just say it just yo viscous
So is the Pokemon bang is canceled since you're considering going to Canada?
Hold on one sec. Um
Viscous nut, thank you for the five gifted bro
Yeah, no, it's not cancelled it's still happening
Hey agent your role does shit stop the cap you have three kids and ten buildings in your name while relying
K, thank you so much for the fucking 20 half days.
Yes!
Yo, sir, thank you for the giftie as well.
Appreciate the 20, K.
Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.
Hey, K, appreciate you.
Answer the milk question.
This is another 20
No denying
You don't have to deny dumbass questions. You just let it show roll
Yo, okay
Okay, okay. Thank you for the fucking 40 gift is
Ellie would know
You said sub count will be fixed the stream. I'm gonna play Kayla
I don't have a vision. Get them to go on the phone, bruh.
Please, for the love of God. Diana with the fucking five!
Damn, damn, that's 10!
Diana with the 10.
Diana with the 10. K.
Drop 20, you got 20, and a K dropped.
Yeah, bruh.
Damn it!
Oh, I did it! What the fuck is going on?
hold on, slow it down, K, thank you for the 50 gifted subs, Mr. Ryder, thank you for the
10 get the subs, W10 to chat, W10 to chat, nasty, thank you for that five moniker, appreciate
that wow look at that five from le 50 from K 10 from Diana 10 from Ryder five
from Nasty K it gets to a fucking are you guys in a discord call or some shit
You guys are just like, it's like, burst fire.
God damn, nigga!
Diana, thank you so much for that sand cave with another 50.
Hold on, is the sub count that, um, exclamation mark subscribers, is that the,
is that the accurate sub count?
It should be accurate, right?
Wow, yo, okay, you can show them love.
So I appreciate it, Diana.
Thank you to Ten is love.
Mia and Flithy, thank you guys for the five
and a five and quantum.
Mia, Flithy and Quanson with a five, five, five.
Did you know half the F1 graders getting locked up?
Lock up as an hour not before I go to Miami not not before F1 Miami or F1 Austin or F1 Vegas
Tax evasion Italy, I'm gonna keep it a bug with you, bro
Never mind I'm gonna resend that comment before I get you know, sir, thank you for the gift appreciate it
I mean, nah, I think it says, say your libertarian viewpoint, what's a libertarian, libertarian
definition?
What is that?
A person who advocates for maximizing individual liberty, favoring minimal government intervention
in both personal economic matters, they believe individuals should be free to act, think,
manage their property as they choose, provide it, and hold on now, I don't know what's so
wrong about this ideology, Jack.
I don't understand, not too bad as it is.
this paragraph right here sound kind of appealing strong support for personal freedoms. That's awesome
including free speech privacy and right to make personal choices. You should have your own personal
choices. The state's role should be limited. Nah, maybe not limited. We should have some wrong.
Advocates for, oh, that's the deregulation ass niggas. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't think that. No, no, no, no, we deregulate the businesses are going to fuck us every day.
They're gonna bend us over make sure they're gonna say arch your back, please and they're gonna fuck me
Just just really really hard every day
I'm good off that we need some intervention right there got to be some rules. Otherwise, we're just gonna get fucked over and over again
That's just obvious, you know
Is that an obvious anybody else thanks for the imagery you didn't have to imagine it
Hey, you're gay!
Wow, you was imagining it.
You're really gay, bro.
Hey, man, no judgment over here, bro.
We accept you in an agency, moniker.
Hey, agents, why are you watching directors getting BTA?
No, no.
They're not going to get beat again.
They got two home games back to back, so let's not accept that.
Hello, this is Elsie with your day. Thank God. I was wondering how you want me to do my news from now on since we're in the playoffs
Should I do all games except Raptors slash close games for them spoil us?
Huh, nah, nah, there's no way I'm gonna wake up and not know if the Raptors won you could just say you could just I know the scores
Unless unless it's how you and blow make an old head podcast now that you're 35
Bro, okay, I'm gonna say something that's
Gonna be agreeable
Podcasts are fucking washed. Okay. All right, that shit is fucking washed
You might listen to one or two and even then you barely listen to those and niggas just get on there and say bullshit
Because they got a mic for two hours game. All right, this shit is washed
All right, the only podcast I listened to are the ones that helped me in life
I don't some on some like useful knowledge and bullshit. I'm not listening to niggas. Yeah, but about
I don't know what niggas even talk about on podcasts these days.
I don't know, bro.
I don't do.
I don't listen to none of that.
So you were on my muscle podcast.
That was a good podcast.
That was a good one though.
We're going to make some exceptions.
We're going to carve out some exceptions here because I'm speaking generally,
but obviously it's very nuanced.
It's very, very nuanced.
Thank you for that.
Thank you for that. Thank you for trying to prove me wrong all the time.
That's awesome dude, you just start putting my silver.
I turn 29 this year old, ass nigga.
Hi agent, where did Daphne all get his shoes?
Oh.
Shut up, man.
Why are we going?
Is this the community where we just drag dead memes?
Is that what the fuck we do here?
Are we going to drag dead internet memes in this bitch?
Come on, bro.
At least make it a Google or funny joke.
It's not horror.
None of these are original.
Just Google.
Just steal a joke if you have to.
God.
Make a Google dad jokes.
liners. Now, okay, I got two more TDSs in me, then we got to.
You hope all is well. Let's talk soon. I got all this out for you.
Okay, is that Ellie? Ellie said that? I don't know if it's on the screen.
Ellie, do you DM me when I ask on Instagram? Yes? Okay, do it right now. DM me right now.
Give me right now.
Give me right now.
Cause you should show up in my, my primary though.
A.K.C.P.R. keep gifting subs his own.
That's gonna have a heart attack.
That's not true.
Okay.
Got you.
I see it, I see it, I see it, I see it.
I'm gonna gonna put your shit on prior
so I don't miss it.
I hope you're having a beautiful day.
Thanks for being so ambitious with your content.
Thanks, man.
Your best agent.
Aw, man, look at that positivity, followed up with a five from Coronage.
Look at that!
You doing ready today?
Now, I'm probably gonna set it for the birthday.
I ain't even eye-eyed, gang.
Or maybe to con, I might do ready today.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Depending on how far in the beer, Jason.
For no reason, when you was at a McDonald's on stream university, a fat woman was there
And I made the comment. I've always been respectful. Check the chat log.
My go see. My go see what he says.
You know, birthday.
We don't have a single original me in his community game.
We're just I agree that most podcasts are washed, but peer to peer is genuinely culture.
I just say I just say they what is culture?
Yo, I remember what we used to talk about.
No, he was just fucking yapping, nigga.
You're just saying things.
Were you speaking out of nostalgia, bro?
Don't do that, gang.
Agent Blue, he the birthday candle.
Yo, my rash almost went away.
I don't know exactly how to show it to you.
You know, not bad, huh?
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
It was looking crazy two, three days ago.
And on this hand too, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Yo, Maddie, they were the five gifted, appreciate you.
They be five, my foot, my foot's completely back.
Maddie, thanks for the five.
This is like I say, what happens to your podcast?
Again, this is, holy smokes.
I've never seen a dead podcast
be mentioned so many times.
You sit up to 30 days you should be free of parasites I don't have any why are you assuming
I have parasites bro?
Why are you assuming it?
Just because I drink river water?
I don't have no parasites?
And I'm taking my malaria pill still I think I'm off it in like two days so it'll be alright.
Do you feel the worms moving?
Alright, UDYDROP, this video is titled,
will she cheat after doing a simple favor for him?
Yes.
They're replacing these girlfriend to a loyalty test.
Let's hope for a ride.
Because he's gonna be good, because he's gonna be bad.
Obviously, I hope so, because at the end of the day,
like, I'm waiting for a reason.
Yeah, so I love her a lot,
but there's just been a lot of red flags lately.
In a couple of hours,
Mariah will be coming over to this conjo.
As they convince her to drop something off for him.
What she doesn't know is during the time she's here,
DQA Anthony will be hitting on her and asking her on a date.
Hopefully she turns it down and stays with her.
I just don't know why we don't sell the bra on him, bro.
So I thought I'd really get a catch for doing stuff.
If he gets to the point where I feel like, oh, she'll probably
kiss me, he won't be able to do that.
I was already thinking about this,
but at the end of the day, if I'm willing to sit here,
which y'all right now do this, I'm willing to go all the way.
So do what you gotta do, bro.
She my girlfriend, she not going to be
nothing when she's at the end of the day.
Just look, man.
I hope you're sure, man, because, uh...
Well, yeah, I know you already told me a little bit about your situation,
but for the cameras and for these guys here, would you mind explaining why do you want the Manchester girl?
Yeah, so, uh, besides the common stuff, over the last, I would say, three, four months,
there's been a couple of things that have raised, you know, a couple of eyebrows.
Um, she does post her body a lot, you know, I'm real big on body, body positivity,
I can understand that, but, you know, like, you got to manage, you know what I mean?
Like, you can't be just posting your ass and, you know, you cleavage all over the place, stuff like that.
like that, he's supposed to be, he's supposed to be mine, you know what I mean?
A lot of times she does go out like three, four in the morning and it doesn't say
nothing and then come home, don't say, well, no explanation, nothing like that.
And the reason I cut it some slack is because you know I'm in music, I'm
always at the studio. So I get it, you know, sometimes I'm coming home late, but
I always communicate, you know what I mean? And it's like, that's all that I ask for,
you know what I mean? Like we're in a relationship. What did she say about when
you was like, when you seen her post on her ass? You ain't set that boundary in
at the beginning?
No, I didn't.
I had to talk with him and I was like, look,
you know, like, I know you're beautiful,
I know man, I'm gonna come up to you.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's your job to shut them down,
but as your man, it really makes me uncomfortable
whenever you post pictures and boobs or out.
That is what we call good communication.
Oh, audio is assed, don't worry.
I got wireless Bluetooth headphones that always work
and will never let me down.
I said, I'll make it seem like just sing ready to mingle.
And she actually reserved.
She said, you know, okay, I understand.
But then, you know, she started posting stuff again.
And so I said something again, and that's when she came to call me the whole insecure
thing.
And then, you know, then she's always throwing the, like I said, I'm at studio all the time.
The girls probably at the studio, stuff like that, you know what I mean?
And like, you know, girls in my DMs and stuff.
I don't answer them, but it's just like, you know,
she sees all that and you know, I'm like, all right,
you know, whatever, I'll just leave it up.
Yeah, damn, that's crazy.
You know what's crazy, Chet?
She just doesn't respect him.
Nah, they just got different values, which is okay.
But you know, you can't force a nigga that
doesn't want you posting your ass
to accept you posting your ass.
And then other way around, if you wanna post your ass,
you can't be with a nigga that has a problem with that.
That's true.
You know what it is though, people confuse, like,
people think jealousy is like a good trait
or something like that.
It's weird, like, bitch,
you're not more loyal because you're jealous.
And other way around too,
is jealousy is a satanic devilish trait.
It is, I wouldn't say the core,
but it is amongst one of the ugliest things you could be.
Now, that doesn't mean you shouldn't have boundaries,
but if you just accept jealousy for what it is
and you never challenge it
and you let that guide your boundaries,
I mean, you know, you can't enforce that on everybody,
you know, at the end of the day.
I, it is weird.
It's sometimes people talk about,
yeah, I'm jealous, I'm a jealous type.
Promise, gang.
Despite the red flags, Jamal's never caught his girlfriend
talking or messaging other guys
or physically doing anything.
So is he just being paranoid
or should he listen to that guy's feeling?
That's what I'm saying, there's little things like that.
And like, I'm gonna be real, but I'll still vlog.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, while my mom is like,
what the hell is she doing?
There's also a lot of reasons that point to like, you know,
is she really cheat on me or not?
You know, that's why I thought I gotta push it to this level.
Yeah, we're good, we're good.
The only bad man was bad and, you know,
there's the reason I went there after like this,
cause she showed me love in the time where
I didn't have a lot of love in my life.
And she was one of the people that brought there,
you know what I'm saying?
So that's just where, you know,
she's been supportive of my music career
and things like that.
So, you know,
it's this nigga right here.
You know what I'm saying?
This nigga right here has the bulky NBA 2K built
Minimum wingspan, bro.
I know his three points.
I got to be 95.
He must have all the badges.
And you know, she's been supported with my music career
and things like that.
So you know, you know, a lot of women is going to do that.
You know what I'm saying?
So I appreciate that.
You feel like you're only with her because of that?
Or do you still love her?
No, I love her.
You know, I'm a type person.
I'm not just finna just be with somebody, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't waste my time like that.
And that's why I'm even throwing this whole
charade right here.
You know, when it comes to my woman,
I just want my peace.
Maybe it's just me, but to me,
I kind of send that Alexei feels almost indebted to his girl.
Like he sees the red flags, but it feels like he owes her a chance or chooses to give her the benefit of the doubt
because of how long they've been together and since she was there when he was at a low point in his life.
Boy, do I, like, I'm just wrong.
Some people really say, because if you ought to give it to you, not because you're happy.
Do you think they're gonna have to work to make her comfortable or is she's pretty sure?
I mean, both of them have like flags, like red flags, right?
Obviously, if you're posting your ass, you want attention, but, you know, it's not just bitches that want attention, bro.
Everybody's addicted to attention. Everybody wants a banger TikTok.
Niggas that don't even do it for work,
just want people to know they exist.
Like human beings create attention
and the easiest way for women to get it
is to show off titties.
And the easiest way for niggas to get it
is to show off like success or status
or money or whatever it is, right?
That's facts.
This thing is a rapper and got bitches in the studio.
That's obviously a red flag.
She's posing her ass, that's obviously a red flag.
They both got the red flags game.
If y'all can't trust each other through that,
wrap it up, bro.
I know like it's cool for us
because we get UDWIGAS content,
But like, are you talking to a rapper?
Are you expecting to have zero bitches in the studio?
So it depends, like, usually, I mean,
when she presents herself to that, she's, you know,
kind of standoff.
I think it's said yes.
Yeah, look at her, and there comes a dude that-
What do you think he's talking about, God?
I mean, that's how, you know,
she thinks you're talking about God,
but she can't get talkative if you're there
when it kind of gets to that sign.
I think she's gonna do.
Sadly, I don't really know, you know,
Like, I wanted to do good, you know,
I'm getting noticed, I'm thinking about marriage
at a certain point in my life.
But, you know, if she doesn't, then I can move accordingly.
Come on, girl, you think she cheated on me?
It's a lot of red flags.
From my opinion, you never really know
if somebody's cheating until you actually catch them.
You don't think huts were in it?
Like, that is like asking for attention for dudes.
You know it, she's trying to be like,
girl, girl, I didn't know it was this.
I think she cheated.
Yeah, she cheated, yeah.
And I feel like, he know that, but he love it, he love that girl too, he like, I smoked
a lot, so you know, maybe I was seeing things, no bro.
They can very well be ignoring the obvious signs, but this test could give him the clarity
that he needs to see that.
Now something else that we all should be getting clunked at, usually within the sponsor.
I'm just making sure he's still going to talk about that stuff earlier.
I'm still in my prime.
You have to get ready to leave right now.
What's up?
Alright for sure.
Now I'm just going to check on you, make sure he's still going to deliver everything.
And then also, I think his boy wanted something like that.
I gotta say we even got there, but I'm not there.
So I'm having my boy check with me.
And then if he got it, he'll send the pictures
of the flavors and everything.
Okay.
All right, for sure.
Let me know when you get there, okay?
All right, bye.
Bye.
So on top of doing music,
Zay works with smoke shops and dispensers.
I don't know what to do with this shit, Jeff.
Off with a lot.
So to get Mariah here, Zay told her
that his supposed friend Jordan ordered some products
from the shop and wanted them delivered.
Unfortunately though, he wasn't gonna be able
to deliver them because he was gonna be-
Hold on, I forgot to say happy 420 to all my pot heads
in this bitch.
Is there a reason he's getting drugs from a guy
instead of just from the store since he's in Cali?
Is it, does his friend just have better weed?
Is his friend, he just has higher quality weed?
Cheaper, oh, it's cheaper, wow, I didn't know that.
The studio making music all day.
Supposedly, Zay told his grower
that Jordan was a good friend and a repeat customer,
so he didn't wanna let him down,
which is why he eventually asked her
if she could drop off the stuff instead.
And as he gets heard,
yeah, I'm about to get ready to leave right now.
So from there, Jordan texted Ryan
and eventually sent her the address
to the drop off location.
I know you're stressed right now, bro.
Did she question anything when you told her
to come to the back of the community for your boy, Jordan?
Oh.
And I'll have her do stuff
like this before in the past.
You know what I mean, so.
After waiting for some time,
Jordan got the call we were all expecting.
She called you.
Hello?
Hey, I'm outside.
All right, I'm a little busy right now,
So I'm gonna send my girl down to get you,
just meet her in the driveway,
and then she's gonna let you in.
Okay, I'm parking in front of this little building
by the pool, but I'm walking up right now.
Cool, she's gonna meet you down there right now.
With that, we text Alexia that she's gonna go outside
and get Mariah.
She's pretending to be Jordan's girlfriend,
and she's gotta convince Mariah to come inside.
Otherwise, this ends before it starts.
Oh, f***, she's chasing me.
She's chasing you?
Yeah, hey babe, I made it.
I'm waiting, I'm coming out.
Oh, oh no, that's good communication.
All right, give it up next and shit little play-by-plays. All right so far so good
Hi nice to meet you I'm Jordan's girlfriend
They're just finishing up in the studio right now
From my understanding you have to grab something and also drop off something and he still hasn't had you the money yet
I'm gonna just have you come inside cuz they're finishing up in the studio
So we're just gonna wait for a little bit.
Damn, she didn't even ask her.
She just said, we're gonna go inside.
Was your drive longs or?
Mom, you want me to come inside?
Yeah, I want you to come inside.
It wouldn't be too long.
They're finishing up in the studio right now.
Oh, dang.
Mariah was for sure a little hesitant to come inside.
And hey, I don't blame her.
Alexis did a good job.
But I think we managed to get her inside
primarily thanks to our plan.
You see, as A told this girlfriend
that Jordan always pays in cash.
And today is going to be no different,
except on top of giving her some cash,
she told her that Jordan's also going
get her some equipment that he wants to borrow.
So far we've gotten her inside.
Hopefully our excuse helps us keep her here.
If my girlfriend even thinks of another guy
that counts as cheating, Chase,
one, you don't have a girlfriend,
two, you're 16, bro, shut the fuck up.
Here.
This isn't my home, but would you like some water?
Anything I can have something for you?
Oh, thank you, I'm good.
I'm just here with my boyfriend.
He just came here to meet me the other day.
Oh, okay.
Mm-hmm.
So what are you dropping?
Oh, this one.
This one, you selling it?
No, my boyfriend's selling it.
Oh, he's selling some digger, huh?
You selling?
She a fan?
Look at her.
What's that?
That's down.
Alexia has to make Mariah comfortable, not suspicious.
I like your hair.
Chase, they're saying you're warping in a chain game.
You're so pretty.
Who did your hair?
I do my hair myself.
Have you ever thought about doing hair before?
No.
No?
Girl, you should start doing hair.
Little by little, Alexia was starting to find her rhythm.
It didn't seem like Mariah was suspecting a thing.
Yeah, what beat you guys gonna go to?
Probably like seven hours ago.
Oh, yeah.
I just went there the other day.
Ah!
Yeah, it was pretty hot.
The thumbs are everything is myself. What are you guys going to do at the beach?
Okay, okay, that's the bar
She's like she's opening up a little bit. She's lopping the new chain
Oh, you go to real estate school you can never think for damn property management. She making money that soon. Yeah
Oh, yeah, so you can rent out the other people home
as well. That's crazy.
You know, Nick is here to work property or real estate and assume Nick is making bread.
Just so everybody knows, most people in property or real estate are not making money, gang.
They're not making money. If somebody tells you they're a developer, oh, they're a fucking
billionaire, right? If you don't hear the word developer or builder, they're probably
not making that much money, gang.
You know what I have thought of? I thought about renting out cars, like making the rental
business and basically like yeah like getting up buying cars, paying them off
and then running them out to people. Yeah so that's why I was thinking like maybe
I could just put probably like three or four cars on there yeah. Would you like
to watch TV or anything? I don't have a TV. They shouldn't be that long. They should be coming
downstairs. I honestly don't know what's taking so long. They're finishing up with some music so.
Let me text him again to see what he got going on.
I feel him now.
I know.
He most definitely did grow.
You want more at Comfortable?
Not irritated or impatient.
So it's time to move on to the next step of our plan.
I've been in Dominican Republic.
You like me?
Don't waste my time, man.
I'm alive.
Come on over here to grab your weed, bro.
Come on, bro.
Don't make me wait now.
Come on, bro.
I got shit to do, please.
I'll look, but I kind of want to go back,
because when I went like a couple years ago,
it was like, lit.
We gave it a couple more minutes just for good measure
to measure it before sending the boys out.
Goadie Lee's Caribbean.
Oh, no, no, no, it's juice.
She's doing errands, friends.
She's trying to set him up.
Oh, she's been a break now.
What's up?
I don't know.
Zanger, right?
Yeah.
Jordan, he's telling me a lot about you.
You told you that she was going to bring the mixer and the
laptop, right?
You told you about that?
Yeah.
All right, for sure.
Yeah, so it's going to be the mixer over here, and then we've got a laptop.
But right now, the laptop's updating, so we've got to wait by like 10, 15 minutes
or something like that.
But do you got everything in the bag?
Yeah.
Seems to be working Brad didn't really seem to mind waiting for the laptop to supposedly update all we got to do now
Is just set up the ISO
Okay, y'all really need to keep driving out here
So I don't have any cash for me
So I'm gonna go to the bank it's like five minutes on the street and then I'll come back with the cashier if that's cool
But the laptop still updating right now, so it's gonna take another 10 minutes
She don't want to bitch, all right?
She trying to go.
She not fucking with all this.
She don't want you nigga.
Hey bitch, she don't want you bitch, all right?
She trying to go, man.
She got sick to do.
Somebody hack my account.
None of those is working.
I only do cash right now.
Okay.
Are you cool with waiting for a little bit?
I'll throw in an extra 50 for you.
Okay.
All right.
By the time we get back, the laptop should be updated.
Did they tell you about the pictures?
For the vapes and everything it's for it's for Anthony. Can you tell me how I'm gonna get some vapes?
All right for sure
This is my boy Anthony over there by the way. He'll keep you some company while we're gone cool
Are you ready coming there?
For help, but there is a chance she could just walk out. We should be good at them
I mean we're keeping it here for three strong reasons if you guys recalls they told her also
I think his boy wanted some I gotta see if we even got that I'm not there
So I'm having my boy check with me and then if you guys listen to pictures of the flavors of everything
We're as good a week for the cash the laptop in for Z to send over this photo. So like I said, we should be good
Oh, she takes me
Baby, I asked her a lot pictures for a baby and someone else text her maybe say something like that
I just asked him right now. He said I was on the right now
I didn't mess with one of them.
How'd you know?
I just had a thought, Chad.
Why the fuck am I banned from Airbnb?
And I never did nothing wrong.
This nigga's shooting production, movie, films, feature films
in every single fucking Airbnb he rents.
He hasn't been banned yet, gang.
Niggas be throwing shit, breaking shit.
It's like 50 niggas in the house, the whole setup,
all type of mics and cameras rigged up in places.
Probably some walls, damners, some pools, you know,
with some pussy juice in it.
Come on, bruh.
And I'm banned from Airbnb.
Man, fuck that company.
I'm here to do it by the way.
Shit.
That's pretty nice.
I'll sit right here.
Go ahead.
How you been, man?
Chillin'.
Dang, that's crazy.
How you been?
I'm gonna tell you what happened on God.
Quick story time.
I rented a crib in Brooklyn.
I gotta rest it
Soon as I got out
Exonerated feel me you guys remember the story they called it a riot. It was a giveaway. I
Wasn't waiting around for his shit and I left before I left
I put out a trash in the corner then bitch ass cheap fucks over over the fucking landlords
Think it was no garbage bags. We're not supposed to stuff it to get my ass
So I just put it all in the little corner and they said it was dirty. I said bitch
Where am I supposed to put this shit do you want me to rent a garbage truck ma'am?
So she reported this shit and said that we dirtied the Airbnb I got bitten and I also think because I
delisted a couple of my homes off Airbnb I used to rent on there and I don't do it no more. So I think
I low key think there's two reasons for doing it. Fuck you Airbnb. Like Anthony went over right as
Mariah got Zay's text. I honestly didn't even expect him to walk over this soon.
We need to be waiting for one, right?
You called him.
I don't even know if it was a woman.
I don't know who it was.
You should have.
You should have came on stage.
You could have made some music with us.
Oh, my God.
You took my boyfriend.
Oh, OK.
So he had to know.
That's so sad.
That's so sad that somebody saying, oh, no, no, my boyfriend
does that.
This is sad that someone mentioning their boyfriend
elicits this reaction.
You would think this nigga hit a fucking
and half court green beam money machine
for a game point, moniker.
That's how rare it is for someone to not cheat
on these loyalty tests.
Test.
Okay, so he's here for the mix that makes it for him?
Yeah.
Got you, got you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
she brought you up, she brought you up, she brought you up
as a pass.
Maybe it's a little too early to call this a pass,
but off the rip, Mariah's on a great trajectory.
So what you be doing, what you like to do?
She would never have mentioned her boyfriend around LeBron, no, I'm telling you they saw
me in LeBron.
Oh my God!
They keep putting in Matthew Delavadova's, man.
You know what I'm saying?
We don't want the Sean Marriots, nigga.
We're cool off the hoes.
They call the Rose, gang.
Hey, let's say.
Oh yeah, that's lit, for sure.
How long you been doing that for?
For four years.
What do you like it?
It's cool.
Okay.
You got like, uh, building this around here?
Um, no, not building it.
Okay.
What you like it?
You got like
I got boys
Hey!
Hi, I'm from Houston.
Cool.
Yeah.
OK, now.
I do a whole bunch of shit.
Got a little cargo van.
I'm a licensed psych tech.
Just be chillin'.
I like to chill.
I mean, I record and I don't really like rap.
Just my boys do that.
But I be like mixing the master and the shit like that.
Oh, OK.
I'm trying to make out with you.
This is my spot right here.
You like it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a nice little audience.
It's been really cool.
Yeah.
You from LA, though?
Yeah.
Oh my God, he just told on himself.
Anybody with too many job titles is poor.
That's just like a common fact.
Oh, what do you do?
Oh, well, I do nails and I'm a personal trainer
and I'm in real estate, you're poor.
You're poor, bro.
Like just say your main thing.
Just say I'm in real estate.
You don't have to give us all the extra shenanigans, bro.
Stop it.
If I heard that, I'd be like,
Oh, okay, he's working on it.
He's gonna come up, he's gonna come up,
he's grinding, he's still trying to figure it out.
Well, I live in my area.
I'm from New York, so yeah,
I really not familiar with that.
How is it over there though?
It's not too.
All right, I might have to come visit sometime.
Mm, what you be doing?
I was looking for the IE that would I do.
Hike some s***.
It's not really much to do out there,
it is in my hikes.
What you like to do out there?
Hiking this s***.
I just want a nice talk, so I speak my skills.
And if you want me to women, yeah,
I'm gonna see you log in and sit down.
And if you guys just probably go to a bar to a more home girl.
Okay, okay, okay.
You like to have a barbecue at your house.
So you like to like go out and drink and party
or whatever, like that?
Not necessarily.
Oh, with your home girl?
Yeah.
Can I switch up?
I might have to come through sometime, see how it is.
Don't you know before?
Hey, you can't invite himself to the bus, he's hot.
Hey, nigga, what did Duke Dennis say, bitch?
He can stop inviting yourself.
She not even saying, like, hey, you should pull up.
hahahahhahahaa
man, I love this
where?
I said it was not good
you got the bus
California only got the bus
I don't know
I had better
I had better
we are going to have to review that again
you should come sometime
I'll show you around
it's nice out there
so we got nice clubs
Nice clubs, got nice bars, Times Square is beautiful.
She's good, she's good, she's good, she's good.
And the little yacht, like the burglars and that's nice.
That's like a nice little day.
You can do a day on that, shopping.
You like shopping?
Yeah.
I know he's supposed to say this shit, but Jesus, bro,
I'm thinking about blowing my fucking brains out.
You like shopping?
You like shopping?
I'm a trick, I'm a trick.
Eee, eee, eee.
I'm being triggered. I know it's a fucking I know I'm still being triggered Jesus dude. Do you like shopping?
Oh my god, I want to fucking break a monitor, but you'll love it there for sure. You think she's talking to it?
High key, yeah, but it's also I said on a mission. It's ain't fun. You know, yeah
So like what you doing for the rest of the day?
I'm about to buy you my home girls. We were speaking about going to the beach or something, but I know it's really hot.
You got your own nice little bathing suit.
What color?
That's blue.
That's your favorite color?
It's my favorite color, it's green.
Okay, mine is blue.
What time y'all going to the beach though?
On our time.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you are not invited nigga.
Jeez, little hoi brother.
Brother, you got it, you got it.
Look, look at what you got to do.
I go on YouTube nigga, stop out of shopping you be doing.
And Duke Dennis quotes, all right,
you're gonna change your life.
Lock in as a video right here,
is Timonus of Duke Dennis Motivation, bro.
You need it.
What's your time?
We'll be sure I go on tour.
I was in Santa Monica.
Santa Monica, that's connected to Venice, right?
Like, it's connected, right?
Venice and Santa Monica,
yeah, they got good food over there.
They got this shit called Wings and Teens.
You had it?
I had it.
It's fire, right?
What is it that the Teriyaki garlic shrimp?
You didn't have that?
Yeah, get that.
I'll pay for it.
Wow.
Holy cringe.
Can I, I just need to breathe.
I'm sorry, like, I'm processing this too, guys.
All right, I like.
Oh, this is my house.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Okay, good, good, good.
What do you like to do?
I like to take bitches shopping.
Do you like shopping?
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Good, good.
You like food?
What's your color?
Oh!
Fuck dude, I'm becoming asexual watching this video.
You got paid for me?
Gotcha.
Okay, I'll send you a picture.
You want some of your picture?
That's what you're saying?
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I think he was right.
I mean, I might have to get your number, just in case.
No, I'm just kidding.
What's that picture of her?
Oh, what?
You haven't got his number.
What she did there?
She said she was sending my picture in the car.
She's doing amazing.
I mean, by UDY standards,
this is like a 55 point game so far.
Like unless she racks up 17 turnover,
she's having the flow of this game right now.
She's doing really good.
She just, you know, misspoke.
Let's give her the benefit of the doubt.
She better not double down, please.
We need to win on the show.
Like, can you do?
That's crazy.
After the beach, what you doing?
Oh, I probably got her on.
Mm-hmm.
What's next?
Where do you live?
Oh, so you're just not doing something later, though.
Where do you live?
What time are you getting there?
Huh?
You need a ride?
You need a ride?
What's you're gonna do when you get there?
Oh, you're gonna vibe?
Oh, who are you vibing with?
Oh, your girlfriend?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You doing anything after?
Oh, you going to sleep?
oh my god fuck can i come can i sleep with you fuck
now we need a birthday though july
july what july 14th
so you're an aridist
14th what sign is this
ahhhhhh
let me see what you think
i'm a cancer
i don't know nothing about cancer
so why'd you ask
cuz i don't
with a new if I knew we'll turn the sign away.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know a lot about those.
Oh, so you dealt with the places you fought.
Okay, can I ask my Christians in the chat, is horoscopes not...
Is it not not consistent with your religion?
You can't believe in Christianity and horoscopes at the same time, can you?
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool. Okay, because it's so common sometimes.
I don't know who's like, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
All right, baby, baby, baby.
You can say that.
All right.
She talking too much.
She telling a little bit too much about herself.
She's not saying nothing.
She brought you up, but like, she's still.
No, but she's giving them.
This is as dry as you could be
when a niggas try to map you down, bro.
How fuck you?
I mean, unless you just become rude,
I guess sometimes you gotta be rude,
But it don't seem like he's, you know,
now if he start getting close and shit,
then you know you can get rude with the nigga.
Like, you're back up, nigga, I know you.
Interested with you, you're still holding the combo.
I guess it's just social, right?
Sometimes I feel like she gon' bite,
whether or not you like she ain't.
Oh, no, bro.
Your girl will like she, she gon' maybe smoke you.
What?
We watching the same thing?
Not really.
I like to smoke you at night.
No, what?
What's this?
I'll be your nose, man.
What's this?
Not really.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Oh, it's a joke. Oh what size eight inches. Oh my this is bigger
You want to use mine instead?
Stop looking through people's things, bro. He just grabbed the bag without acting. What the fuck is wrong with this nigga?
Okay
What I watch it I
Don't know why I'm sorry. I don't ideally don't know why this is new videos been treating me so much. Is it like
What's going on bro
I didn't think it was gonna stop me in her bag, bro. Yo, come on, man. You do not go through a woman's bag
You do not go through a woman's bag. What's wrong with this guy?
You say you smoke all right
Because I'm not gonna lie. I see some pre-ros in here and I might take one
He's going to take one of these three rows.
Hey, hey, Bobby, you live!
Nigga, what do you mean by the take one?
You not going to ask?
Yo, bro, this is fucking spectacular.
I don't know what I'm watching, but it's really pissing me off.
And I might not make it through this video because I just realized how much more we have
to go.
There's no way there's more of this, right?
Should I come outside with you?
You can't even smoke by yourself?
I can't, but like...
You won't take her with me?
My crib.
It's smoking!
And I'm outside.
You need to make sure you told him that you take that.
Yeah, I'm gonna pay for this. It's nothing.
You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna check it out.
No, I got you. I'll take her right now, actually.
And so, I'm... I'm just figuring it out.
What?
Come here.
Alright, come on.
Damn! I did not see this coming!
You want to grab your vape?
I like the fit too.
Oh thank you.
Let me check on his laptop real quick.
He got it to go outside.
Oh he did get it to go outside.
Anthony pretends to check on the laptop and thankfully Mariah didn't get close.
Cause all we had was a screenshot of it supposedly updating.
After making sure everything is still good,
he was taking Mariah to the power plant.
Fucking screenshot.
Yeah I'm good.
Hey, all my ssssss in the chat.
How crazy is what she's doing right now?
Is going out to smoke with a nigga insane?
Is this the first level of cheating?
All right.
Oh my God, that's hot.
Yes?
He had no idea.
So she's crossing the line right now.
I didn't even know this man smoked.
Not really.
We're gonna have camp real time.
We're gonna have camp time.
It was a bad thing that he did this.
It was just unexpected.
I mean the good thing was we could at least still see.
Oh, he's in the dormant.
He's in the dormant.
He's in the dormant.
Yeah, open this for me.
I can't open this.
Please.
He's done it close.
My fault.
Can I get off the peepie?
He ain't even paid for that yet.
She basically gave him free.
It's not opening, right?
There we go.
Look, we both got brown on.
See that?
Look good, right?
I look good, yeah.
I don't look good?
You look all right.
All right.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Hey, you want some glasses?
I mean, look, he's just doing his job,
it is the sun the sun I don't know I must be watching a different video I don't
know maybe I'm being tricked by the editing I don't know what's happening I
don't know she's asking the nigga for space why is everybody so mad at her this
This is top five performances on this channel.
Bro, the glasses,
I'm gonna be honest with you, gang.
Certain things, I can't get too mad at women for doing
because you don't, especially when you're alone
with a nigga, like, you don't know how to fuck
he's gonna respond to a no.
You know what I'm saying?
So as long as the nigga not touching you
or crossing the line,
it could be a mad, aggressive shit.
Put on some glasses or nigga shut the fuck up sometimes I might do that shit too on another man's glasses is crazy
I don't know if you guys see this is Florida
Yeah, they do a lot
They mind though. I need those back
You go wait on right now, but I'm saying like before you debt I need them
All right, I got me too now playing. I was the first flirtation thing. She didn't did this whole time
She said they look good on me. Did you not say that? You're not supposed to
I say your boy say he don't got pictures of this.
He said he don't got no pictures right now.
He's still late.
Do you want me to text him again?
Yeah, text him.
Interestingly, Anthony brings up Zay this time.
Maybe there's a strategy to this.
I don't know.
What the f*** is this?
Oh, here, though.
Let's do this.
It's resin on there.
This f*** will give me super high, huh?
Exactly.
Damn.
If you don't got it on here, though, I ain't worried about that.
Just give me a number, and then, like, if he hit you,
give me a number.
You're not worried about it.
You're not worried about my number.
my number four like I said if he hit you then you could just hit me say oh my god that hold on
this might take a turn why don't you bring that up hold on let me close this door up
but what the fuck nigga do you know this is a video he gave me tight check so what we're supposed
We're supposed to look at a door?
We're supposed to look at a door, bro.
What you think it was, Nabi?
Hey, yo, cool.
Out of habit of not letting the smoking
up for more privacy, Anthony closes the door.
We could have no longer see, but we could still hear.
I ain't gonna lie, though.
Most of these LA girls out here,
they be outside, wild, and this and that.
You seem different.
So, bless and see you.
What you like to do?
She's, oh my gosh, hold on now Chad.
We didn't glaze her too much.
We didn't glaze her too much.
We deserve this.
It's taking a turn.
Now she's in a 10 in these conversations, gang.
What happened?
Wait, wait!
Horado, 55 points, now she got eight turnovers.
Slow it down.
I didn't be chillin' honestly.
Not like helping.
Yo, Betsy, they from five get this son.
Betsy, you ready to say it?
Yeah, put your number in my phone.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
For what?
Maybe we can wink, get some drinks and some sh-t.
Do it with it.
I'll hit you up later.
I actually see what you're doing.
You gonna be at the beach, so that's a perfect time.
Maybe.
I'm gonna pick up with my homegirls.
So you tell me where you at, then.
I'll pull up.
My niggas are somewhere.
I don't know.
Well, I don't know about all of that.
Knock the niggas just you.
Let me get your number.
What time is it?
I'm gonna get crazy.
Yeah, I'm gonna hit you later.
See what you're doing.
What you gonna be doing later?
You know nothing too crazy get something okay. She can't cheat bro. I'm not lose all faith games. She can't go bro
Please go the first half and this was so good
What happened what happened what happened bro?
Into something something calm
You down for that
Yeah, I know I
Know think about it. Maybe maybe I could go out and if you already there in the vicinity
All right, take my gun, and let me know what's the plan.
Yeah, what you done got involved for?
So what do you need my number for?
What are we doing again?
Because you know I got a boyfriend.
She said no!
You don't need to know nothing?
How he gonna find out?
You tell me.
I'm not gonna say nothing.
Right.
Yeah, take this.
Hit that.
All right.
You're thinking about the wrong things right now.
Mm-hmm.
She's smoking with him?
This is how they get me to buy cars at Cardiwish.
It should be working too, gang.
Like, this is how they get me to buy cars every single time.
Nigga, just sit in the Ferrari, bro.
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga.
You think about the wrong thing, bro.
You think about all the expenses and shit.
Nigga, listen to this exhaust.
Come on, go to the A.
Nigga, hear the sound.
Hear the exhaust.
Hey, hey, here's the keys.
Feel the keys.
This is how they get me, gang, every time, bro.
I'm not gay, I smoke and wear it out.
I'm not a boyfriend of shit.
I ain't talking about one on boyfriend.
I ain't talking about one on girlfriend.
I'm not your friend because that's why I'm here.
I mean, he gotta know though.
He do gotta know.
So what do you have to know about me getting your number?
It's just too much. I don't like giving my number out.
People be doing too much on my phone.
Yeah, I'm not saying, see, that's the wrong people.
I'm not the type to do too much.
I'm not gonna hit you.
He's just so nonchalant.
But you're gonna be good.
I mean, like, tell him you're dealing with the wrong ones.
I'm not dealing with nobody going on me.
Oh, okay.
You know what I think, Chad?
My guess, I think she has not been properly enticed by him yet.
He has not established himself as better than her current option.
And so she just don't want to get caught fucking with a nigga that's on the same plane.
That's what I think.
No for her, I can be wrong.
I think if, just say the D1 now,
I think you put in LeBron, she breaks it.
I think you put in LeBron,
and you give LeBron a real choice, I think she breaks.
Wow, just not even telling me.
I already know what you're gonna say.
I'm not dealing with you.
But I don't think she's breaking for me.
Not yet, I don't think.
I mean, you seem cool or whatever, like your vibe.
I don't make you laugh, see?
I'm just playing with you and you're laughing and shit.
So, what's your number about for it?
This is like nighttime asking for my phone.
You hold my phone, you might as well just, you know.
11th!
Just type it in.
Okay, you hold that.
Not here.
You are so crazy.
Shoot, it's over chat.
She said the keywords.
She said the keywords, you are so crazy.
Wrap this shit up.
In 10 minutes of video time,
she'll be eight inches deep, unfortunately.
There's there's no other way to put this.
I know what that means.
Man, though.
I'm gonna give you my text-free number.
Nah, I don't know.
You can give me both.
I'm kidding.
It didn't sound like she was calling to you,
but Miranda's getting out her number.
You want this or not?
Are you good?
No, I'm good.
But I'll wait!
Is she giving the birth?
I don't know what to do.
Did she do it?
Did she feel pressured?
Text-free!
I mean, she's been up for more times multiple times.
Then again, though,
maybe that was her just playing hard to catch.
Don't be blowing my phone up.
I got you.
I'm gonna let you wear my chain too.
Where your chain is crazy.
You don't like it?
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah, they paid on you too, huh?
Here you go.
But I'm calling you too.
And quick question.
Do women still think chains equal money?
Good question.
In 2026, do, okay, I flooded nose.
All right, cause I don't,
cause it's just, everybody's shit is fake nowadays.
except maybe like, you know, 10% of people.
You know, it just looked nice to have sometimes,
but okay.
I got your number, all right?
T-Fail, okay.
She out there too long with the door closed.
T-Fail, yeah.
They go too?
Yeah.
That's me right there.
She brought you up a lot of times.
Yeah, but she also like,
she also just going for it a lot.
She, yeah, number, she talking about,
yeah, I look good, like, I don't know,
I just don't have, I don't really feel like I put that.
She already got the number, so they just got to set it up.
They shearing whatever they smoke.
Just hitting up.
Go, hitting, you looking good.
I feel like she's just talking too much.
I feel like she's just joking in too much.
Like she giving him the go-go in it.
It was like a sneaky thing to be real.
Want to go inside, though?
Yes, go out here.
All right, come on, grab my hand.
Grab my hand!
Oh, the glasses?
I thought you wanted to grab my hand for real, for real.
She not easy, but she's going in.
Grab my hand!
I thought she was going to grab his hand as well.
I can't really read her.
Is there a chance that she's speeding into the attention?
What, really not?
Grab my hand!
Who the fuck, do people say that?
Hey, hey bitch, hey bitch, give me a grab my hand.
Hey, hey bitch, come on, let's go on the side,
come grab my hand, bitch.
Who says that?
Come on, bro, we gonna do whole hands on the beach?
I didn't know you have to ask for that.
Holding hands with a bitch you're not in love with
is already.
I think I'm going to stop learning so much today, man.
Oh, I'm planning on meeting up with this guy.
She's bringing me up right now, man.
She's bringing me up with the same things as this country.
Please come to this evening.
We're out of time.
Oh, my hand, baby.
Oh, my god.
I want to help you, man.
Yo, King Albee with the 25-difficulties.
W25 and a 10.
So yeah, okay, I'll be home, I hate real quick game,
but I thank you.
A Tio with the five.
I hate it.
A Tio with the five.
They really saved both of y'all.
W25, W5, man.
W25, W5.
Thank you for your numbers, Wild.
So okay, look, certain things he's supposed to do,
because it's a, you know, it's just a little bit of a challenge.
He's supposed to challenge, you know, otherwise like,
Duh, if this is just a random encounter at the bar
or some shit.
You know, one of two nos, one usually is enough.
Just wrap the shit up.
Depending on how it sounds, like, oh, stop it.
Like, maybe then you could try a second time
and then no, really stop it.
Oh, oh, oh.
You know, and it's like, nigga, that's it.
But he has to harass her for the video.
This video, he needs to, you know, harass a little bit.
He needed to got 10 nos.
He's still asking for a number.
That's harassment.
I think she's playing hard to get, but I think she's going.
He talking about going hang out with me.
He didn't hold my hand.
He should come back and really like, really do his thing.
Zay's right. Jordan didn't go to the heat center of leader.
I hit you out late to actually see what you're doing.
You will be at the beach.
That's the perfect time.
So technically, we don't even got to take it to a day two.
We just got to see if she comes back.
If she didn't mean anything, it's an easy pass.
That's not to say she didn't cross any boundaries,
but if Zay confronts her now, she's got a lot of room for excuses.
How long are they going to take?
We all know.
Hey, listen to Jordan back in or we could just call it here at the here if you think you've seen enough
Right and so with that we send electing Jordan back in as a walking upstairs
We have Zatex for I that he never got the photos of the products from his friends finally back
Yeah, you could count it. We're gonna play this off
So Jordan pays Brian and then gives her the equipment that he's supposedly letting Zay bar it is the mixer to
I'm sure it was cool.
Jordan eventually walks Mariah out.
That's phase two?
Yo, you didn't want to get a nigga Rolls Royce
on the stage two.
No, fuck a Rolls Royce.
Fuck a Rolls Royce.
Niggas don't even want to send a value for Rolls Royce.
Give them a fucking hurricane.
They're going to think, give that nigga a hurricane, bro,
please.
All right, I said this so we're going to get it.
Before having Anthony reach out to Mariah,
Jordan actually suggested that we give her
chance to come clean. So 20 minutes after she left, maybe Mariah is going to tell them what happened and there's
no need to take the same approach. Look at the gas prices. Okay. If you have a hurricane, you're not
thinking about gas prices, right? When you bought it, the gas price didn't even, wasn't even a
a consideration. Sound, speed, look, basically occupy 90% of your brain. Now there is a Rolls
Royce owner, you're right, because if you get suspected that shit is electric. You need
to ask about the electricity cost, brother.
Now if she didn't tell him anything, we told Data Teller that he would be coming home late.
If the idea was to see if she would have come back tonight and she ended up being down,
we didn't want her to change her mind or back off.
I actually don't think she fell.
I was afraid of what times he would be coming home.
Hopefully it doesn't get to that though.
Hello?
Hey, how you doing, y'all good?
Yeah, I'm on my way home.
I just dropped off the line.
I don't want to say that.
If the number she gave him is a legitimate number
she uses, she did feel.
But I think it's a burner.
I mean, that's what I would be getting.
I'll be honest with you, good bitch.
You know, get that nigga a fucking fake number.
Good stuff.
All right, um, you y'all on the way home, right?
Yeah, I'm on the way home right now.
Everything was smooth.
I feel like you might've been there a little too long.
I ain't here now for like an hour and a half.
I've been in jail, I'm just waiting on you.
Pairing took me a bit of cash,
expecting to see how it got to the gate.
And then something that's long with the laptop,
so it took like, it's been 20 minutes
for it to finish being there,
but it was doing good in the end scale.
Okay, it's probably just bouncing the song.
Sometimes it's software act weird.
But all right, also real quick, just to let you know,
I know that I said I was supposed to come home
like around 11 or 12,
but I gotta wait on the artist to come here
and lay down his verse letter wrong.
He not gonna get here till like 1 a.m.
So I don't think I'm gonna be done recording
till like two or three.
So I just wanna let you know.
I mean, that's what it's looking like right now.
You know, with the drive and everything,
like it's about two hour drive, so.
That's crazy.
Are you good?
Like, what's wrong?
Nothing.
You sure?
Okay.
That's cool.
You better probably do it.
Alright, you sure you're good?
Alright, you doing anything later on in the night, or are you just kicking it after her?
Alright, I'm sorry.
Let me know when you get home, alright, I'll let you know when I'm done.
Oh my god, they need to do a fucking stage three where this thing that goes to her house.
Not him, like, the dick one.
All right, bro.
So, she said she's doing nothing tonight to you,
but she told him she was going to the beach.
Oh, I didn't put that together!
That's true.
Who's she lying to?
Is she lying to me?
Is she lying to you?
It's quite possible Mariah isn't lying to anybody.
Looking back on it, she did say she didn't know
she was going to end up going to the beach,
so maybe she just decided not to.
Regardless though, she didn't tell Zavit she gave up her number or that Anthony hit on her.
So after another hour, Anthony finally texted her.
Now by the way that she was talking to Anthony earlier, and by the way that she got bothered and Zavit for coming home late,
you would think she responded immediately, but she didn't.
So after waiting around for another hour and a half, we just had Anthony call her.
Please make your message for her.
Yeah, after Dranger twice, she didn't pick up.
Maybe she went to the beach after all, or better yet, she's ghosting us.
We didn't want Anthony coming off as desperate though, so we were gonna try one last time a little later.
He asked for her number 12 times. What do you think he was coming off as in that moment, bro?
Literally 30 seconds later. She's calling him
This video
Hello
Nothing on my home
I'm just at home touching myself. Do you want to come and fuck me?
Is what you do I heard when he gave this reaction
Is he chilling bro relax? He hasn't cheated yet. She hasn't cheated yet slow it down
Now I'll go say my boy Jordan just left and he ain't get the pictures he says I'm trying to see what's up with the pictures
She has a bird to see a cat
All right, but that's cool saying what you doing later though
What you doing later
She lied to you now. She's not going to the beach. She's not going to the beach. How much your friends I
Didn't end up going
Oh word
Things change
So what that mean, that mean you gonna see me?
Come on now, hold on, that was good.
Don't keep it up, it's good.
No, that's not what that mean.
I'm saying we've got some drinks or something, if you want it.
It's okay, because you have a car.
You can pop out.
I mean, you want me to come all the way back that way?
No, no, I'll come to you.
I'm in that bridge already.
I'm in that little spot over here.
What the fuck, when I drive back in LA traffic, I need to go, oh my God!
I need to be on so much, bro.
It's like if you gave me time, yeah!
Bro, just go to her, you don't even know the area, bro.
Just go to her, man.
You got some good drinks.
Gas, gas prices.
Yeah, I think we're just gonna use gas prices as an excuse for like,
okay, okay, okay.
Yo, light, thank you for the fire, get the subs, W fuckin' fire.
She need to hang up. No, she's in the gray area right now. She's right about to cheat like
She's edging us with her cheating
That's some good fool for me. We were pre-gaming on my spot first and then we had out
I got some tequila
I got that down holy
You saw what?
I said, that's a little bit of a job.
We can't leave it.
I'll book a Uber.
I mean, we can, but honestly, I'll book a Uber.
It's better if you come this way.
I'll book a Uber.
Don't worry about it.
We will be vibing real quick.
We will pregame, get us right.
And then we're going to go out to this spot.
That's like five minutes from me.
It's better than meeting in the middle,
because I know guaranteed that this spot is good.
So that's why I'm saying that.
I've been this little spotter.
Oh yeah, you gotta see for yourself.
You know you wanna see me too, so I do.
Hey, do you seem to know a little something?
No, no, this is how I convince the legend of winning to see me, bro.
I just have to make it as easy as possible for him, bro, alright?
So, who the fuck want to drive back and track from the place they just came from
where they just wasted half their day?
Nobody, gang, so you gotta make this shit easy, bro.
Oh, don't even worry, you don't want to drive, that's fine.
You just sit in the car and fucking squall on TikTok for 30 minutes.
Lay up come on. We got it. Just like it's a human thing bro. It's a human thing
Okay, you know that vise is good earlier. So I'm definitely
You know what 2022 cuts in that said
Okay
Probably like the next hour start getting ready. I'm gonna get ready to
All right, I'll let you know what I'm gonna do
Good is gracious, man.
That's it.
That's it.
That's a fail.
That's a fail.
That is a fail.
That is a fail.
That is a fail.
That is a fail.
Check.
No, I probably changed just a taste.
Yeah, this was bad.
Even just thinking about it and wanting to meet in the middle is already a fail.
Why are you thinking about it?
Anyways, we were pretty sure she was going to show up.
Anthony continued texting her and got her to come around to 8.
Mind you, she wanted to come a lot later.
We were trying to get her to do 6, 30, or 7 because 8 was a long time away.
We still have a lot of time before she gets here.
Everybody's just chilling, talking, eating upstairs.
I'm gonna sneak away, take a quick siesta.
Don't tell anybody.
I mean, I guess it wasn't that bad.
It was really only an hour now.
Shout out to everybody for being a trooper
and sticking around though.
It's your fault for your gosh.
While having the wait kinda sucked,
it did give us a chance to reach our next place
and for Anthony to freshen up.
You might as well take it all the way, bro.
See what you can do.
Upstairs?
No.
Eventually we got into our position.
Take it all the way
How are you gonna say that nigga, that's not your girlfriend
What?
That's not your girlfriend nigga. How you gonna advise this nigga what?
Who are you?
Fucking I think I tried to see some sex
Eventually we got into our positions and to force my I was late
Hopefully she changed her mind and decided to turn around.
No, she already moved from over here.
This is over.
Having waited this long at this point, what was it in the 25 minutes?
Yo, she just texted me. She says she's outside.
Ooh, she's here.
She actually pulled down.
Yeah, no warning restroom one last time.
Anthony heads downstairs to go get her.
She's gone, bro. She's cooked.
Now all the girls were saying she passed that first, and nigga, she's so shy.
So as I she was out there like fucking big 2026 Victor women Yama the first half of this video
Oh, I saw here Anthony ends up calling Mariah finding out where she sparked a meeting her
Okay, you look nice. Thank you. Eventually he walks her inside. How did they don't go?
He just went home after she come out of a different fit
Hey, what you doing? You got home?
You just welcome yourself upstairs
I can't even stop and look at you real quick.
Come here.
Oh my god, okay, see, air seat.
She's not all the way cockable. She aired the handset.
She's not a lovey-dovey. She just wanna get fucked.
She just, she just wanna get...
Fucked.
She just wants her back blown out one time, nigga.
I see you.
I know we could go upstairs.
I got some light liquor for you to chew.
All right.
I got some light liquor.
Not dark.
All right, now I can see better.
Okay, now.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Hold on.
Two, three, six.
Okay.
All right.
Yo.
Now to my fly.
You like to rock?
Yeah.
Oh, she's coming here to drink with another dude.
They was free to go down there whenever he wanted to.
There was nothing else for him to listen in for.
From here, it was just how he was.
else for him to listen in for from here was just how far you wanted to see
tough it's gonna go inside you say some fucking weird shit
I don't make it to us!
I just make to you!
It's a good vibe.
It's a good vibe.
I guess. Same shit.
It's the translation.
It's the same shit.
It's a good vibe.
It's equal.
This dick is about to go inside you.
Oh, you're good. You're good.
Mariah making that eye contact
did it for safe. He heads downstairs to a friend.
Can we continue watching?
I figured we'd give him a chance to talk to her first.
I can't hear it. I need to disconnect it.
To hear Mckulison though, we need to fix her technical issues.
You guys on the other hand, gotta get your doggies.
Because you already know.
This shit's gon' be cool.
I'll just put the volume up orange on the TV.
Yo, this video's been on a bunch of twists.
What up?
Hey!
Ready to go party or s***?
Call me a passara, quick.
Where's she going?
No, how you doing?
You want to be all lit and turnt, right?
Oh, I'm funny. I'm out of town.
No, nigga, I ain't out of town. I'm right here.
What you doing?
What are you doing?
Letting niggas spin you around and s***.
Letting niggas talk you up and everything.
Why you acting like a...
You heard me.
What you talking about? I ain't stopping you.
You don't ever have no time.
Why would I have to talk to a slut?
What you talking about?
What you mean? You acting like it?
You letting niggas spin you around and s***?
If I wasn't here, that nigga would be clapping
your ass upstairs right now.
I'm on face, bro, you trippin'.
You trippin', gonna have for drinks.
I'm tired of you, bro.
I'm tired of all that little ass sly.
All right, what you doin', like...
She callin' me crazy.
I'm crazy?
I'm crazy?
You know it.
You look stupid, don't you?
You look stupid, don't you?
You look real dumb.
Where you goin'?
Where you goin'?
Oh, she's back.
She's back.
She's back.
She's back.
Ain't she supposed to get us going back to the studio?
Ain't nobody goin' back to the studio.
Hey, music ain't never tellin' us back,
I mean, like you doin' right now.
I'm on face.
You turn your back on me for music.
Say cheese, uh-huh. Say cheese. Say cheese.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, look.
No, if you s*** Instagram, why shaking that ass off
for everybody on the camera?
Pop your f*** right now. Pop your f*** right now.
Yeah, pop it right now. Yeah.
Her ass a little f***. Take care.
That was awful for me, watching this.
Like, I tried not to look, but it did occupy the entire frame
of the video. I'm not sure if y'all officially broken up yet or not. That was weird, bro.
Let's not do that again, gang.
Hold this.
I know how it's no more.
Raise it.
Go for me to the dumb done tripping.
I look like bro.
You ready to teach?
That's crazy.
Yeah, I appreciate your brother.
I'm not going back to you.
I know what I'm getting.
She don't say I'm a really good in today.
I know you kind of wish you would keep down here with you.
She got the stuff though.
I mean, bro, she got you.
I'm a hand that I'm a hand that I ain't worried about it.
That's what's funny, because last time I checked,
she lived with me, you know what I'm saying?
So she can go get that homeless lifestyle now.
So I'll be at your army for that.
I'm cool.
I'm talking about it.
That's her lifestyle, bro.
Like, you face better, you figure that out now than later.
I don't know, he was too quick to disrespect her.
Where was the disrespect?
Did you see it?
Did you see, where was the disrespect?
He called her a slut.
She was being a slut.
And he says shake some ass.
She did indeed.
Shake some ass.
He actually, I mean, he didn't let no hand on her.
He got a little close there.
He was kind of stepping towards her and she liked that.
We don't want much disrespect really to be calling out there.
I actually think he handled that.
How most people would handle that.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I would say, yo, that really fucking great.
No, no, no, no, that was enough.
Yo, don't be a video, you divine.
That shit was crazy, bruh.
That shit was crazy.
I don't care being a tour official trailer.
So I'm going massive today with my prairie speed.
You gotta light up the evening tonight.
We're gonna fire it up.
For the Caribbean tour, man.
We about to go crazy.
Yo, yo, yo, watch what Brad's doing over here.
What's there?
Is my internet crashed?
Oh, slow it down.
Antigua, Barbada, Behumbas, Barbados, Dominica, Dior, Granada, Guadalupe, that's a new one.
Jamaica, Puerto Rico.
Martin, St. Kit, St. Lucia, St. Vincent, and Grenadines,
Trinidad and Tobago, US Virgin Islands,
uh-oh, is one place missing.
And, can't be too mad at the nigga, bro.
I saw what happened to A-Rab.
Together, together, together, together,
we're gonna be together, baby.
I mean, damn, like, after this?
After this, like, where?
This thing is gonna have to go to outer space realistically.
He's gonna have to go to outer space bro.
Cuba, I know I'm talking about Haiti,
but yeah Cuba is missing too, I forgot about Cuba.
Bro going on a vacation.
I'm sure it's not gonna feel like that to him.
For us to be flying from island to island.
And it's not like Africa or Europe,
like the islands are a lot smaller, so,
privacy is gonna be a bitch.
He don't get off stream, you're like, whoo, phew.
I can't wait to relax tonight before tomorrow's stream.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I think he's gonna know exactly where he's at, bro.
Be safe, Speed, be safe, gang.
Do the Virgin Islands include those islands?
That's a good question.
I don't have that answer.
Jamal!
Jamal!
Crap!
I
Between that that's a four days
All right, I do have some more reacts, but we've got to do this now otherwise
Let me get some twos if you guys can hear this
I'm gonna keep my word off.
Microwave some food.
I don't know if they got any food in the house today.
You know what?
Watch this.
Yeah, I'm drinking water.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Are you ready?
I'm ready, I'm ready!
Let's do it today!
is a special day because for as long as I can remember,
my beard has been unable to connect, okay?
And I really haven't tried much,
but today I'm going to have a beard installed.
We're gonna have a brand new look
and I'm two days away from 30,
so it's about time my facial hair grows in,
you understand?
So, welcome to the stream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The other way for you to get ready, yeah, yeah, yeah.
that that has been added, about to be more chopped.
Okay, I mean, hey man, usually facial hair add pluses,
usually facial hair add pluses to somebody's appearance
and I've never actually seen myself with facial hair.
So we're gonna see.
You just talking.
Just ask for a space to set up.
What do you want to add?
Right here, right here.
So what should I go for?
Yeah, whatever you need to impress.
Table.
a beard finally beard BBL what you call BBL you call it man
a beard is a beard brother a beard is a beard bro if you like it you taking a
trip to turkey
come on man you already planning trips that's a hell of a director's chair
Can I sit on that?
Yeah.
OK.
That's it.
Can I have a piece of that?
Here?
Yeah.
Wherever you want to.
I guess you can sit on this then.
I always stand in.
Oh, shit.
OK.
I'll do your thing.
Do you want any water?
Or?
I actually have some water.
OK.
Energy drinks, core powers, you let me know.
Sprites, Diet Cokes, you name it.
Oh my god, man.
I feel like a million bucks in these direct list chairs.
Is it a take on and off thing?
We'll have to find out.
It's going to be adhered by adhesive.
Okay, so can I shower with it?
Um, I won't remove it.
It's cool, I don't have to shower.
Just don't shower at all.
Yeah, I'm not going to shower.
Yeah.
It's cool.
I can go three days without anybody smelling me.
I tested.
Thank you.
I took a shower right before the stream.
Perfect timing.
Agent Tati, Tati, agent.
Tati, nice to meet you.
Agent T.
Agent Zero.
Thank you so much.
All right.
I'm just going to set up.
Yeah, no, no, you do your thing, you know what I'm saying?
I trust the process.
All right, I'm going to pull you up on this big monitor
so that she can read you as well.
Move your hair back.
Don't ever instruct me to do that again.
You're going to leave it on for a few days, ill?
What the hell is your problem, guys?
There's nothing wrong with that.
There is nothing wrong with that.
So you thinking of medieval times,
they took showers every day?
What are you doing that?
Turn TTS on, slow it down, slow it down.
Let's start for a, actually, I'm about to go to the bathroom.
You guys wanna listen to Duke Dennis quotes?
Okay, that's weird. Nobody has a compilation of Davis quotes. Huh. Hey, somebody get on
that? That's silly.
I'm B.R.B.
You know I know you mess, yeah
It's tough out the problems and work it out, shut it
I'm sorry, cuz' though it was both wrong
Let's put the pride aside and get it right, baby
We both grew up, that's how that I see it
Faced those memories all gone
But the love still stand is strong, strong, girl
Love don't fade that easy
Take my hand, my baby
I mean, you know, it's not whatever you want to listen is
Yeah bro, yeah I'm funny, chill.
Ease your stress.
Ah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Okay.
I like this chair.
You can have it for a very long time.
There's no way to purchase it in the Muslim world.
This is one of them antiques.
It is a relic.
I just feel like it's had by whatever I find in the store.
So you're welcome.
No, you can definitely buy it on Amazon.
Okay, fine.
Yeah, right, yeah.
You know the director's chairs?
Those simple chairs.
Maybe you can get one of them.
You can get one of them.
You can get one of them.
You can get one of them.
You can get one of them.
You can get one of them.
You can get one of them.
You know the director's chairs, those simple chairs made of a simple wood and simple fabric.
They're like $900.
Yeah, scam.
They're not sturdy.
Yeah, they're like, you know, you could embarrass yourself as the director.
How much oil you lose?
You drop down on the ground in front of everybody in a Cali inflation?
All right.
A 900 is nothing to you.
Come on, gang.
Don't do that.
I think yeah, I think I'm Jeff
You think I'm Jeff
Watch your hands. I did bro. That was yo, I
Said I wasn't in shower for three days. I still gonna watch my hands
I'm keeping a boat job when I was in the Amazon I
Didn't take a full shower. I just took a little rinses, but it was like Riverwater Gang
It was not and it was like oily and I think it was the reason my my skin was being irritated
I just took quick little rinses
Y'all brought my tone out there made it quick
We knew we could smell you. Yeah, I was bad
It's really bad. So I'm glad I'm back. I'm glad I'm back. The pollen started hitting me right away
Take your beanie off so you can move your hair the beanie actually helps you move my hair believe it or not
He's afraid to shoot.
I'm not afraid, bro.
Ma, thank you for your stuff.
Welcome back to the agency, man.
Oh, yo chat a long time ago we purchased these PlayStation cards. I think Ray bought them
I'm just gonna give away now. They've been sitting on my desk for mad long and I was just like
Every time I see them like y'all gonna get that away on stream next time
So, you know, if you got your PlayStation up right now, you're in luck. I just got to find a way to scratch it
hold on
I'm not gonna be quick, you know for the guys that's playing PlayStation you got me up right now. You're up
All right, okay
PlayStation code is JL F F wait no, it's not
It is JLFFFCNLF JLFFFCNLF52H Boom, it's $50.
You know what I'm saying?
Got it.
Okay.
Everybody got the same code.
Glad to know we got a bunch of frauds and liars and it's gone.
Awesome.
Awesome.
You want recommendations?
I got some, I got some gaming recommendations.
If you want it.
You want some recommendations?
No.
Can't be redeemed in Canada.
Yes, because it's an American code.
I should have clarified.
I'm sorry.
I should have.
I didn't.
I'm being honest with you.
I saw me.
I saw me.
I didn't realize they region locked the cards.
My fault.
You know what that means, right?
That means you'd probably go to Wall Island
if you were American.
You hate us? Oh, sis. Don't say that. I don't say that. You got another one? Nope. No, I just bought one. No. This was, I don't even, we didn't ran into like Target a long time ago, like two months ago on stream.
One more. I don't have any. I don't just have random codes lying around. That was just he's just been sitting there for a long time. I was rare.
Do I have to appreciate first? Um, have you seen the bears? No, I would love to see the bear.
This is let me know if you need a shave. It's usually a quick five second thing for me. Yeah.
I was in the mustache. It just depends. So this is...
I'm done.
So this is a rental from local theater.
Hold on. I've got to get the hair back.
Probably. Well, I mean, at the most you can just...
I need to take my ID flicks as well.
as well. Yeah, we can just do it like this. Okay, cool. But this has like, yeah, since it's for
performers and for Eve, this has these loops. Oh my gosh, you put them on your ear. But I can still
tack it down and glue it on. Um, but this is a rental, so we're returning them. Okay, hold on,
they're all saying rented beers right now. Chat, relax. I got some other beers too. We got options.
A theater company. Yeah. So that's why it's rented. And it was, you know, last minute. So
So very thankful we got this.
Yeah, that's a good beard, bro.
No, this is quality.
That's, they hear the word right
and they think rent is bad.
No, this isn't like you rent it to go out.
This is for a production.
So this is legit.
This was handmade.
So we're gonna take care of that if we use it.
Then the other one, we can do whatever we want.
This we can do whatever we want with.
That's a good beard.
Yo, you know what that beard reminds me of?
I'm down for whatever my mustache was back mad quick, but if I say my mustache, I look
a little like facial hair deficient, yeah, yeah, but I mean, I'm down for whatever's
going to grow back and like, um, I don't know, so I usually have a big beard, but I've just
been shaving it and so I think I shaved it so much just air follicles disappeared
no nothing like that it's crazy anybody else in my family got beers bro actually my little brother
down in the beer my brother my older brother has a thick beer dude how about me you know why did he
get all that genetic.
It's up to you.
Do we have to? Okay, so do we have to pick? Um, stop telling me
I'm adopted. Do we have to pick between them? Is there a way
to take them off and on? How hard it needs to put on and stuff
like that? Because if I got to make a decision on decision
now,
this is easy because it has the ear loop so I don't have to
tack it. So we could just put it on and you can see what it
looks like. Okay, this is definitely like, I have to move
it on. Okay, and tell me about like, okay, break down the
process for what that process looks like. This one? Yes. Okay, so I'm definitely going to have to
cut it. So I'll cut the lace so that it fits you. And then I'm going to use spirit gum because
we're only going to have it on for a few hours and we're going to need to be being crazy. So spirit
gum is our friend. Is there a way I can keep it on for some days? Yeah, yeah, you can keep it on.
Yeah, I mean, this is like a thing you put on and perform in like 12 plus hours.
Oh, and they take it off.
Like if you're on set.
Yeah.
That's a new one, right?
Yeah, this is, well, all these, yeah, I mean, these are all clean.
These are all clean.
But with this one, you can keep it.
But this one is.
Can we rent it from the theater or will it be here?
That would be great.
That's you.
Let's try the simple one first and see how that looks.
And then we'll go from there.
Yeah, so this just goes.
You want to hold?
You can hold?
Yeah, yeah.
Yep.
Let me get this.
I guess it would be fun.
Fun?
All right, Chad.
Hold on.
Slow it down.
What do you guys think about the new me?
It's not awesome.
It's not style.
No, no, no.
It's going to look smoother.
It's going to look smoother.
Yeah, usually you would curl it so it has texture or you can add water and that helps
bring the curl back.
But this is without styling.
What's some poses you would recommend?
I would do this.
I'm unsubscribing.
I'm unsubscribing.
OK, wait.
Sam, hold on.
Ted is not permanent.
It's not permanent.
Relax.
Relax, relax.
OK, so how can I make this look prettier?
Because sometimes in life, you just have to,
it's just not there yet.
You feel me?
In, I've never had a beard this thick.
So do I have, I'm not a gas station worker.
Oh, wow.
All right.
Do you comb these type of beards?
Yeah, you can silo it.
But again, it's not, we don't have a curl in there yet.
But you would usually, like before I would even apply it,
this was like, again, this was like quick, last minute,
but usually you would, you could spray with water,
bring the curl back and you have texture.
or you could get like a really skinny curling iron,
you can actually curl it, especially right here.
Then you can style it.
And even like sometimes you can get some hairspray
and then work it.
Okay.
But I think, I mean,
I think this one's gonna be really fun.
Okay, okay.
All right, so how do we feel about this one?
Not style, nothing, no work put into it yet,
like that um how do you guys feel about this one out of 10 one out of 10 the senate of abraham
look at that yes very honest aid
it really changes your face yeah it really does
Let's say you look like a woman with a beard, huh?
Wait.
Hold on.
Slow it down.
Two to three years, Dexter.
You kidding?
Hold on.
Wait.
I do think this is a downgrade, though, chat.
I do think this is a downgrade.
I think it's because of how the beard is, though, like, you know,
Like it's not lined up, you know
Look bad though
Put on a fitted cap, I don't know if I have any hats that's why I've been spamming his beanie
Yeah, I don't know if I got none, bro
Okay, we'll try to actual we'll try to actual, you know, we'll try to actually all right Chad, we'll take it off
I'm giving like filler on the roof.
Yeah, I think like, they're saying things.
Thank God.
Good Lord.
Add glasses.
Wait, can I try it on with glasses?
I, my glasses?
No, no, no, I have glasses.
Oh yeah, I was like, you're gonna define it.
You put it on with glasses.
Yeah, I'm not gonna.
They look like magnifying glasses.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I'll make sure this fits.
I'm sure this hurts.
Okay, no, I don't mean it like that.
I just mean like the thickness of the glass.
Dude, I got it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean the glasses look fine.
They're, you know, they're really, were they your?
No.
Okay.
You're making it worse.
Okay, all right.
Yes.
I guess.
I mean, it's pretty thick.
Wait, hold on.
Can I actually add the Abraham Lincoln with glasses real quick?
Before we go on?
Yes.
Yeah, before we go on.
Need shade?
Oh my God.
Hey, so when you came up here, did you see a sand truck?
Did you?
Did I see a sand truck?
I think it was a truck that looked like sand.
Um, I think it was a truck.
Uh, you know, Jason, can you grab the glasses on the driver's side?
Cup holder on the seat of my truck, please.
Okay, let's go.
Oh my god dude, I'm missing a beard man.
Okay, this is the studious glasses.
This is the studious glasses.
We got, I don't know what these are, the thicker glasses.
These ones definitely don't fit.
These give like more hipster a little bit.
I don't think this.
I like this.
With the beard?
Yeah.
Chia, how do you feel about this?
And then we got the 99 overalls.
If you got yo, who remembers the E-Mode, huh?
No! Seriously? Gross? Wait, it's gross? Oh, I didn't stroke my beard yet.
Disgusting, okay, let's take this one back.
This is a bad feedback.
I got one yes in the chat, that's good.
Yeah, listen.
Listen.
Yeah, that's not the one.
They know, they call me a crypto, bro.
That's not even how they look.
Yep, right.
Okay.
This one's very.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I'll just say what I do.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God, this is amazing.
This is the best.
This is the James Martin.
Oh my God, okay.
Okay.
No, we had to put this one on.
This is the James Martin.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, let's apply this one.
Yeah, right here.
That's not bad the thick one is it bad chat that's not bad, bro
Okay, okay, she's gonna apply in the meanwhile. I'm gonna turn to TS on everybody behave if anybody is out of line
We're going to ban TTS. You need man, right?
They gonna send messages.
I told you how to grow a beard. You just got to eat some cat, and I'm not talking about Chinese food.
Brother, my bang that guy man. That's not how we start off.
You were making content before Aminium Man was born BTW.
The Minium Owl is not 12 years old.
Whoa.
Whoa.
We are ancient, why do you dance with feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Your chat.
On God.
I saw a chicken crossing the road yesterday.
On God.
Wait, hold on.
I don't know if it was yesterday.
It might have been the day before.
I just wanted to tell you guys that.
Can I ask again?
The current podcast is here.
Yeah.
I'm just going to use like, um, like seven percent alcohol just to get all the oils up in my face.
Wait.
What does that mean?
So I'm just going to use like...
Your agent when is that power lifting meet?
Are those ads by November actually happening?
You're almost 30 gang logging in.
You can see her talking shut up. So those are the city. Yes, I should be fine. I'm gonna ask you. I got I got beat up a little bit in the Amazon rainforest, but
That should be good. It may burn us because you just like you shaved, right?
Oh, no, it's not a real shame.
No, no, no, no, no, I did.
Yeah, yeah.
You want me to take that off?
What? You could take that off?
Oh, no, no, no, I don't actually want to shave for real.
You want to shave yourself?
Should I?
Is it your emotional support?
No, you saw me shave. I put this...
It's okay.
Yeah.
I mean, is this not shaved?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought I've been shaving.
Oh my God, I can smell it.
It's like really alcohol. Emotional support in here.
Once this comes on, you address me as President Aledine.
Do you have a lock in please?
I have stuff I can get with you if you want to. I don't know how long I'm going to keep it on, but I can obviously stay there.
Is it hard to take off?
No.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Oh, so I feel like if I do it myself,
would it be hard to see no?
No, just like if I'm applying it, I would take it off.
Take it off, understood, understood.
But if you're wanting to keep it on after I'm done,
then I'll leave everything with you.
But it's just, the remover is called isopropylmeristate.
Normally you would not use that on a piece like this
because it would ruin it.
But if it's like a one-time thing,
all of that with you, but it's basically like,
I mean, I might want the beard though.
Just keep it.
Is that expensive beard?
I'm gonna ask your,
So how about the one, the one out,
how about the rented beard?
Are those like, are they more than a hundred dollars?
Oh yeah, yeah, because someone was actually like,
making them.
That's real here?
This, yes.
and also the one from the theater is.
Hey, Ted, you can't tell me it's fake, it's real hair.
Like, thank you for the fire, I get the sauce, appreciate it.
Thank you for it, it's not cubes, bro, lock in, man.
You wouldn't donate that.
Just because it's curly hair.
Exactly, that's not my hair, look, if it's not detangled.
A beard to bust down.
You guys are so judgmental, man.
Like, I don't have a beard, I'm being judged.
I'm putting on a beard, I'm being judged.
You just have to let me live my life, man.
You just have to let me live my life, bro.
It's niggas out here taking pectines
and all type of shit, and you have a problem with my beard.
Oh, peptides are like untested, unproven, human buffs, so like you would take one,
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Not gonna do.
You wanna know?
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was blue around there.
Oh, okay, okay.
It's my use.
Yeah, it's my use.
I'm not going to call it Duke, yeah.
Oh wow, maybe you're just so really strong.
Yo chat look at my hand bro my blister is still recovering please man I'm strong trust
me I'm really strong I'm strong I I deadlift over 370 pounds guys you don't think I could
open a bottle of glue?
That glue?
This is a spirit, Karen.
Is it gonna hurt?
No.
Yeah, nothing should hurt at all.
That was horrible.
I'm just gonna use a fan.
Can I talk?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
So I'm just gonna use a fan just to help.
Can I talk?
Oh yeah.
Okay, okay.
You know what I was saying?
I was gonna respond to a guy in the chat and then he just pissed me off so I'm not gonna say nothing.
But I'm gonna give him, if I say something, I'm giving him power.
I hope this doesn't fuck up the skin on my face because the rest of my body is cooked.
I got like rashes in the ship in the Amazon jungle yeah yeah so I went to the
Amazon and then I did some survival stuff out there I saw some jaguar sloths
and yeah yeah so we were fighting off well I really fight them off all the
running most of the time we saw some snakes that's not a cat we saw a
Boa we saw some came in yeah yeah yeah nature is beautiful fuck mosquitoes
sometimes it's nice to get off your phone oh it's not too can that was nice
Yeah, I saw all my favorite birds
So the first one that I seen yeah, oh African great parents they're an after
And then after that maybe cockatoos
And then maybe after that
Macaws
I like to smell take it back take my coffee list put Ravens on the list
I had Ravens, I had Amazon.
No, no, no, oh, sorry, that's not what you were talking about.
And Amazon would be Macaws, Amazon parrots, and toucans.
You know, Footloot Bird.
We saw one toucan take a pebble of food
and feed the other toucan.
Yeah, we saw one bull constrictor
attack a fat rat and miss twice.
And then we captured him.
He wasn't happy.
Wait, it caught a rat?
No, it attacked a rat, but it missed twice.
Yeah, we saw it on the stream.
And then we captured it, and then we
toyed with it a little bit.
Let me let you get off.
Yeah, we did.
I was on the boat.
I can't say I had anything to do with it,
but I was on the boat, man.
So I'm in there with him.
It was looking at me, man.
It wanted to bite me.
So, as we, for all I care.
If somebody's not getting as tacky as I want it to,
some of these, like the print adhesive.
Gonna burn or anything.
Okay, I got trustee.
Eh, you're paying, you're paying.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm not nervous at all.
You can tell she's just like get me the fuck out of here as quick as possible
Not true, okay, I was waiting for the denial
Why would you do that loud I wouldn't
She has free will. She can walk out right now with this glue on my face. She's a hostage.
She's not a hostage.
It's not pinned to my ankle.
Just to clear the air, her ankle is not chained and she is free to leave.
No, she has no chains, you can hear them clacking together.
You gotta deny she don't know what I mean.
He got her chain, huh?
How long she been there?
You taking it off?
They believe everything.
They believe everything you say.
If I say something, they're gonna say cat.
You could literally say like the craziest fact.
And they'd be like, wow.
True.
Yeah.
Everything I would say.
I would say they believe it. No, no questions. I don't know why I don't know what's wrong with
the culture in this community here, but this is just how we roll. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
It smells like a wooden house, a cabin.
This is like a lot.
Look at the child when my feet can't hit the ground.
We have food.
That's really nice.
Yeah.
I had cheetos.
Yeah.
I had cheetos in a water.
I think it was beef ribs.
Oh.
Yeah, I'll definitely eat that.
There's a chance Chris next door ate it all, but you know, assuming he didn't, then it was to be there.
Again.
So, why don't you go with the other blue?
Because the spirit gun that I was using wasn't attacking me.
Are you sure you just didn't want to like flex that you could open the door up there to me?
Um, I didn't have to get out loud, but thank you.
I've never had a beard down there before.
Do you look like anyone in your family that has a beard?
No, I don't.
Nobody has a beard this big.
My older brother had a beard a little bit, maybe half this size.
Your younger brother, you said?
No, younger brother is pretty sure he's adopted.
I appreciate you doctor.
This is me.
I'm about to try a whole bunch of step backs once I put this on.
I'm about to have a plus 20 attribute boost from my contested 3-point shot.
I don't know if that hurt him.
Yeah, I just didn't want you to rip it off because of her.
That won't hurt me, though.
Okay, okay.
No, like, it was, like, you feel a little bit there.
I'll, I...
Yeah.
Let's go over here to the women in the chat.
Is it like weird when your boyfriend has a beard and you kiss him?
I feel like this would be weird.
Instead of men in the chat, is it weird when you guys eat food?
Like it's just messy, bro.
Like your beard catches everything, you know.
Mustache is worse. I didn't even think about the mustache.
How the fuck are you eating?
I mean, let's say you want to eat, you know, some curry, goat, rice and peas, you know,
like with the naan or something like that, it's going to be a little messy, bro.
Some meals are a little, I mean, not every meal is like rock and rice and chicken game.
Spaghetti, that's a good example of a messy meal.
What is that?
This is the adhesive.
What is that this is that he said
So what do you do during the day
Like what's your job
We have a production company
Yeah, so sometimes, yeah, but like I usually don't opt for the makeup, I leave that for
Davis usually, the, uh, agent Ross, I can't laugh properly without a, you gotta hit the
a hard instead right outside we will.
I think it's after a test run.
Yeah a little bit nervous, yeah.
I've never done anything like this before, so.
I don't really know how it's going to go.
Yeah, I always wanted to go to Turkey noise impressions too high you guys can't hear me
I don't even know how to turn I didn't know we had to know his compression
Be good, all right, I'm gonna play TTS
What the fuck happened to coin flips we stopped doing it, bro, I got lazy man like I literally kept like I got real lazy
I'm not explaining it.
You sent a dollar to say Duke?
When you start to your family,
you can have my name here.
We need to get into the decoy for a day at some point I freeze up it's easy to talk from
behind a camera check your agent love the content can you shout out my wife CC
Set out your wife, bro.
Set out CC.
She's my favorite character, new girl.
I can take off the hat too, can you?
Yeah, I just keep my hair back.
Yeah, it's not bothering me.
Hey, stop calling me Agent Bin Laden, bro. I told you to call me Aladdin. President Aladdin, please.
Hey, neat and dim. I have been watching this stream with my toddler since they were a baby.
Baby, today she walked into the room cause she heard your voice, saw your beard and left in tears.
Who better man?
That's a fake story, you don't even have a daughter, gang. Why do you lie?
Being black just wasn't enough, huh? You had to take it a step further and guarantee you always get stopped at the airport now.
You're so pretty.
Oh my god.
I can stop anyway, man.
You know I get brought in for a sec.
You know what I get brought in for a secondary questioning
every time I come back into the U.S.
because there's a guy with my last name that's on the run.
You know that?
And the only reason I know that is because one of y'all
was the customs agent, not the last time,
one of the last time that I was coming back,
he's like, ooh, sorry, dude.
I got a, you know, saying we got a, I was like, really?
And he explained to me,
because nobody else was explaining to me
why I kept getting brought in.
So, you know, this is not gonna help.
Sorry, bro, it's you.
I can't smile with a beard.
We might do a target run and chat,
or a pop-eye or something.
I gotta see what you know what the outside world thinks of this thinks it is beer. I feel like it's gonna be upgrade
I think I get plus one points to attractiveness
You know guy in fire they can't fire our customs guys are already low. They're low on the count can't fire them
The line up started getting crazy
I just saved up my first $10,000 should I start investing in the S&P 500 or should I start trading stocks?
Just do whatever warm buff it does, man.
Dude, no, don't sit in on prostitutes. Do what warm buff it does.
The niggas pulling his money out and he's sitting on cash right now.
I wonder why. I wonder why. I'm curious why.
How would you even spend 10 bands on a process game?
It can't be that expensive.
Don't even invest.
Just keep it.
Because you might lose it all investing.
It's like everything is peaking right now, gang.
I won't put no money in.
And you can trust me.
I have a beard, I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, no, I'm a little scared, I don't know why.
Do you sense it?
Yeah.
No, no, I think I might have expected that.
It's not even like, why not think of James Harden?
When I think of a thick beard,
I just think of Step Back Threes.
They just aren't, they didn't eat.
He was on the other side.
They made me hot.
You know, you came on a bad day, usually there are snacks in the kitchen, it gets a little harder than that.
You had puffs?
Yeah.
I'm gonna be a fighter.
You had a cheat of puffs?
Yeah, I did a crunchy.
That's worse.
Yeah.
You had generic crunchy, like the skinny ones?
Yeah.
Chake agent OO, what are you crack me in a pocky?
Santa can I get a S, I'm not Santa.
You gotta know Santa.
Hey agent, are you still hosting the equality for women rally next week?
You call me a real baddie gay?
Thank you for saying it.
Whatever beer makes you feel the most beautiful, stunning, and gorgeous is the one you should choose.
Stop talking to me, alright. I love Dr. Marnie's office game.
We're good, bro. It's just a beer install. It's not that serious.
Holy shit, you're so socially awkward. It pains me to watch.
I'm not socially awkward.
I feel like I'm being normal.
If anybody be a sociographer is y'all.
The IVU congratulated her on his new teeth.
He just got them today.
Kat, you got veneers?
He's getting money.
That nigga's getting money.
Hey, meet and din.
I have been watching this stream with my toddler since they were a baby.
Today she walked into the room called
Bill Joe
She heard your voice
Saw your beard and left in tears
You better man
You are getting banned at all airports
Can you face some people when she's done?
Oh my god it's a banger
That's a banger bro
Yo agent I've been watching for almost two years you're the youtuber who showed me twitch
I have 500k channel points can you please unbend me in twitch chats.
Yo Mars go see what he said man.
Go see what he said.
Is it me or is the lighting a bit dim?
Can we brighten double over?
I mean, I could turn up the ISL when I'm in music.
We're renting beers now in the big 2026, not gonna lie,
agent, you smartly trend on the way long.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm about to sell out beers, renting business.
Anybody unlimited on facial hair, tap in, man.
Don't let that stop you.
Agent, how does it feel older than Google?
I'm not older than Google.
Google been around since the 90s.
I think I've been around since the 90s.
I was a Google creator.
Shut the fuck up.
That's cat. That's cat. That's cat.
That's cat. I'm older than Google?
Ho ho ho ho ho. Hold on, how about Apple?
Ha ha ha ha. At least old fucks.
1976.
Damn, I predate Google.
Respect me, Jack.
Who's that?
Okay.
Hey, Davis.
How you doing, Davis?
This is my friend, Davis.
He's my masseuse, too.
So today I'm installing a beard.
I'm getting ready for 30, Davis.
And one of the things I don't have yet, I haven't, you know,
did you just get the goosebumps?
You tried to do you know
I'm telling you bro, you're about to be the biggest of the three in the zero
Oh, did you just get the shares? Did you walk in here and get the shippers? Why have that effect on you?
Well, they just the number 30 had that effect on me, bro. Oh
You got the egg. Yeah, I got the egg
Oh, I can't be given if I'm giving me an X. Hold on. That's not bad check. It's not bad
I don't like those I don't like those judgements eyes go lock in 30 30 and try
Yeah, but it's not bro. It's not like
What?
So they know big day. It is a no big day, man. What are we doing that? Ain't no big day.
I'm doing the same thing. I always do. Oh, the rappers play that day. I'm watching my
I'm gonna wrap this game.
You're gonna bring in the new decade by watching.
The Raptors win in home court, game three, NBA playoffs, baby.
Yes.
Did you see that neck of yours coming through?
This is my beard, little bit in your beard.
Great.
Yeah, you might need Tati's help.
No, no, I'm not a guy, I'm not a guy with no goatee.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta fill that in.
We got some here for you.
Thank you.
We got some here.
We got some here.
It looks just like that, though.
I mean, you got to experiment in your 20s.
That's what I always said.
Because you can't be doing that experiment.
In your 30s, it's tougher to experiment, you know?
You got homes and assets and cars and mortgages.
Degrees and, you know, you got things to take care of.
Kind of like a bomb, like, do the booboo booboo booboo, right?
Why do you do it?
Booboo booboo, ah, get the whole stuff with the holy.
You know, that should be the thing.
Well, I've got to be both of that
I'll talk to you that take my the bronze story
Okay, so I
Mean the brown one same building's brawni's birthday party right and I was drinking hella diet coax
I don't drink and I had went to the bathroom because I like oh shit. I gotta take a piss now
So I went to the bathroom, you know, I did my thing and I turned around so
You skipping I'll try to skip
And, and so I had turned around to go to sink and that it was two sinks and it's two urinals.
So I turned around, only one of the sinks was working.
So at the same time I'm finishing up, the guy next to me is finishing up and I go look at him.
But I got to look at him like this, because he's six foot eight, six foot nine, LeBron James.
I look him in his eyes.
You know what he says to me?
Go ahead.
I'm like LeBron, you want, you want me to go ahead?
I'll be honest with you.
I froze in that moment and I didn't say anything and I didn't go anywhere so
after like two seconds he just went and washed his hands. And I thought like dude
I pissed beside LeBron and I was such a little awareness I didn't realize he was in the bathroom.
I got a better LeBron. So where was this? Hold on she hasn't reacted to mine yet.
It was it was in like Beverly Hills. Yeah. You want to hear a better LeBron?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Pretty cool, huh?
Pretty cool.
You wanna hear a better LeBron, sir?
Yeah.
Okay, so it was last year.
I don't think I can talk that.
Yeah, no, you can't talk, you can't talk
peeing with LeBron.
You peeing with LeBron?
Right now.
Yeah, if he's like, yeah, come on.
Yeah, so last year I was in New York, right?
And I was outside of this place
like where LeBron was leaving.
And I was posted up.
I was like, he's coming out, I was like,
yo, Bron, how you doing?
David's nice to meet you.
So that's a music.
And that moment in time, somebody snaps, snaps, snaps,
got a picture.
And I got a legendary picture.
That's not a bad story.
You dap LeBron, I peep with LeBron.
We feel more intimate.
But I didn't freeze.
I didn't freeze.
I mean, again, because he didn't catch you by surprise.
He was glancing at him.
He was looking for him.
He caught me by surprise.
Imagine not knowing LeBron was next to you, you know?
What?
That's like being in the presence of Putin
and not miller.
Tell me, he used to work in ties.
He said, I don't want to train.
He said, no, I should lose.
I'm not used to do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cause I might want to go to Russia.
I want him to fuck me.
Yeah.
All right, you had a good start too, Davis.
I thank you.
I thought I was really good too.
I think my turn would probably be a little better
cause I didn't freeze up, you know?
Yeah.
No, I feel you.
Next time we need a massage, let me know, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Great, Karelia, I have a question.
Oh yeah, I'm missing house and size there, please.
Okay.
Yeah, he's dead ass, get a bed and size.
Oh, wow.
I literally live here just to give him a bed.
Oh no, not just here.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, you could, is it, like, is it, uh,
is it making it harder?
It is making it a little bit harder,
and not just for me.
No, not you, not you.
That's funny.
Yeah, like, is it making it challenging
to put my beard on?
Oh, maybe it's challenging.
I can do this later.
Okay, yeah, we could go like,
I'm gonna have a stand-by for 24 seconds.
Yeah, 24 seconds.
24 seven.
24 seven.
Dang, dang.
I don't know if I'm behaving like that, but sometimes you're right.
Absolutely.
The more the tissue massages.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the sports massages.
Oh, that's hurt.
Yeah, but they feel something.
Yeah, it's facts.
You're a ball knower.
That's amazing.
Don't get hold of this, it's not what it is.
I'm about to hook up to this and we'll see if I can talk about better.
Okay.
Are you feeling looking pretty good?
Yeah.
I got my beard in my mouth.
Ew.
You've watched the movie, The Dictator?
What generation are you?
I'm Daniel.
You didn't want to speak to him?
What?
Like that shot.
Oh, you're familiar.
Okay.
He's telling me.
I love you.
Someone give me my revolver, man.
I
Can I borrow the beard on Saturday, it's not a community beard. The other one was a rental. It's not a wrench
Yeah, well, I would even want my beard man
So far so good check good progress
When I when I pull my hair forward a little bit, I'm telling you I'm like, oh shit
Yeah, my headline can't go any further back.
Yeah, and it's okay if it's on your back.
I'm not, I mean, it's not that serious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
So we're not gonna do that.
Thank you for considering my headline.
Of course.
Appreciate it.
You're in second place.
Yeah.
So how do you learn and do this stuff?
Sometimes you learn on a job.
You just have to stop and also you're like a professional.
Like YouTube?
No, like professional.
Like working artists.
Okay.
Yeah.
Agent gets a beard before GTA 6.
Duke Dennis's nice facial hair too.
I mean, you're not wrong.
Can you please add a new hairline for him so he can cover the big ass cinema looking forehead?
Love you Dindin.
Thank you, love you too.
No, I just ignore that. He's not saying anything.
Hi. I just saved up my first $10,000. Should I start investing in the S&P 500 or should
I start trading stocks? Or just spend everything on prostitutes?
Looks like you AIDS! Hold on! I'm a liar, AIDS! Hell no!
Cash for tell watching you while doing coke. You are done, buddy.
I think it's making political FBI jokes here.
How old is my audience, bro?
This one. God damn.
What?
You know, we're making cash for tell jokes in here.
Lock in, chat. Somebody say something young.
Hey, what made you want to go to Guyana?
That's what the rainforest is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, it was so fun.
It was, let me tell you a story.
It was 444 a.m.
I just built my shelter.
My fire is going finally.
You know, I'm alone.
I'm alone in the forest.
It's really scary.
And I finally laid down after having a bunch of scares because,
you know, you hear sounds and you don't know what it is.
Yeah.
And I finally get some rest.
And I finally get some rest.
And I finally get some rest lay down on my bed. It's not that comfortable. Very small and
Here's some howl monkeys. So these howl monkeys come in packs of like six to eighteen. Are they dangerous?
I'm not sure if they're dangerous, but they're loud as fuck and they started howling
They're sure to howling and they were having a howl off and
I didn't know it wasn't time. So I thought it was like dangerous pigs
They got these really dangerous pigs.
And I was spooked.
I thought I was going to have to fight 200 pigs in my life.
And the whole time, it was just some hell of monkeys having a grand time at 4 a.m.
Look what the fuck were they thinking, you know?
You know what we're trying to sleep over here.
Are they, wait, did you say they were dangerous or?
I actually don't know if they're dangerous. They didn't come down from the streets.
That's good.
Yeah.
But I don't think they're aggro. There are some monkeys that are aggro, but they're not aggro.
Progressive, yeah, aggressive.
That's like a game in terms of...
Game in terms of...
You know you don't play any games on this game.
I play games.
You should tap into a Coppio.
That's like a really beginner-friendly...
I've been playing video games since.
Oh, okay, okay. Maybe you should just...
We'll say I came out.
came out. Okay then play Arcadia. You should play, you should play Fortnite ranked.
Schedule one, oh my god, you would love schedule one. What is that? It's like a drug dealing simulator.
I don't know if I would like that.
No, no, no.
I don't mean, you know, whatever's fine.
Why would she like that?
Because I like it.
I just recommend any things I like.
Do we follow up?
No.
What are you saying?
Because I feel like you're disappointed.
You don't think I'm a gamer for real anymore.
I feel like you're disappointed you don't think I'm a gamer for real anymore I almost played it
I wanted a duo mod on Fallout 4 I couldn't find a really good one
Oh sorry I'm on Fallout... fuck what was it on before Fallout 4?
No it was on Fallout 4 because 76 was that to Fallout 4
3 comes before 4, you guys really fucking piss me off man.
Hey Dean, oh my god.
Hey Dean, just wanted to say I love watching your streams but I just had a baby so I haven't
been able to watch that often.
How long is that fuck ass beard gonna last?
What's the point of that, L.I.B.?
You look like a gas station owner named Ishmael.
I think the blues is getting on my hair.
You about to scare the kids, please stay at home.
I'm going outside first thing.
Yeah.
That's cool, that's cool, that's cool.
Agent, I truly adore you. I live in Houston, Link. Woman shrugging emoji.
Yeah, I'll be out there tomorrow, Gabe. Don't even worry.
I'll skip the rapper's game. No problem.
Dear Madam, can you please do something about the enormous space on the Big-ass forehead?
or is it...
Okay, my forehead is not that big, is it?
Look at it.
I mean, the beard doesn't help.
I have a big forehead too, it's okay.
Okay.
All you had to say was no, you feel alive.
I can't tell lies.
What was that is my fucking head why are you guys acting like you've never seen my head before huh
agent hmm thanks how do I get rich like you just casually have $100,000 liquid cash at all times
Yeah, I'm hearted.
You would love the occurrence.
It's a lot better.
I watched, uh...
The rest of the tournament.
Whatever, the finals.
You know, I went to Oklahoma twice.
Wait, for what?
Game 1, game 7 finals.
What did you think about the home?
I thought everything did.
I had this one take-top pop-off,
where I called this place boring,
Where?
Oklahoma.
It is.
Yeah, yeah, and then some locals got mad at me and tried to press me when I left the game.
I'm like, bitch, you wouldn't even have to game, game.
What you waiting outside for, bro? Go home, game.
But I forgot there's nothing to do.
Yeah, but it was cool.
I enjoyed it.
It was like, um, I met Patrick C.C. out there.
He's a YouTuber.
He's an Oklahoma?
Oklahoma, he got like a whole studio out there this far. That's some good food. We ate this one
Japanese pot. Was it um ramen? Yeah. Was it um like one spot in the whole city? There's two.
There's two really good ones. That's it. Yeah it was ramen. Was it downtown? It was no. I think it was
like 15 minutes out. Oh you took an actual like yeah I mean they're all legit. Yeah we went on
I don't like Google reviews and just hit the best one.
Yeah, and Patrick put me on.
I just trust the locals when they come to food recommendations.
I love that.
No, we have the best Asian food.
In my opinion.
You just call it a thing.
This is such a random place to be having fire aging food.
That's why I taught everybody.
I'm like, I love how random that is.
Sorry for bringing up.
Like cuisine?
Um, hello, Japanese dude.
It's not a bad shout.
You been to Japan?
I want to go to Japan.
You got like one year before they start hitting American.
So box ticking.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, there's a metal band.
I want to see that's from here.
Like my metal.
Interesting.
Yeah.
You don't strike me as a metal archetype.
You cocaine.
I don't, I don't think so.
The one, I had one friend in high school that did cocaine and he listed in the middle.
That's the only reason I asked, Chad.
But he told me he was a good guy.
His friend was gay.
He told me, Dean, do not do cocaine.
The shit is amazing.
And I, I tried to get this right my whole life, oh god.
Yeah, don't do it.
He told me that.
He said he only did it once.
Why everything I say a lot of you guys?
Why would I fucking make that up?
This is so bizarre.
I don't even feel like me.
How would I take a shower?
Do I have to shampoo my beard?
No, no, no.
You're not showering with it.
No.
Unless you want to.
No, no, I could just not shower, it's cool.
Wait, how long do you want me to keep this on?
I'm not sure.
I think I'm gonna go outside and see how
the people, you know, are reacting.
Yeah.
I wonder if people can even tell us me.
What if niggas don't know?
Like, what if they're like, is that agent?
Mm-mm.
This is my incognito tactic.
Cut the tops.
Mustache needs some hair too.
I'll be playing that guy from the chat.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I need a beard to fit, I think this is what I usually wear, I'm so tense
right now.
I got to relax, holy smokes, what's your favorite metal group?
favorite metal group.
We're a personal or they group.
I'll tell you how you just saw.
Any metal band?
Yeah, anybody in here.
I just saw this band called
The Affliction.
Australia.
They favor it. They're great.
And then others from the RAD.
I've seen them probably four or five times.
I like Lil Uzi Burke
He had a metal album. He did? Was it good? I can play a song.
I
So that's, you know, yeah, thoughts.
Yeah, me too. Fuck, yeah, we're on the same page.
Thank you.
You're really excited.
Yeah, I like trying to write them shit like this on stream. It's really fun. It's fun afterwards in the moment. I want to go. This is.
What is this bring my skin a little bit.
You're sick.
All right.
Is this seriously burning?
Yeah, a little bit.
Over to ox.
You want to play some?
What?
You want to play?
Ooh.
Ooh?
Oh, no.
I said you want to play something.
Oh, like music?
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
I like a bang.
You don't have to know.
Oh, I know.
It's over there, like on the big monitor.
No, no, no.
You type it in here, but you just, it's weird.
Yeah.
Um, I just type it in.
I mean, um, you got Backspace, the Fire Alarm song.
This is an interesting monitor. This is really cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Samsung Odyssey hashtag ad.
Um, I'm like drawing a board.
So that goes usually.
Funnest spot.
This is actually very, very good.
The shots and the idea of the dancing cycle
Is here, I see right here, I hate it, I'm dying
And now we just hear the highs
We're all in the same tracks
When we're all in the same tracks
All the last round is in the box
It's like K-Love music.
One of my man.
I love it!
They love it, they love it, they love it.
You could play you could play some ass and do a stuff up with it, but I think it wasn't a song though.
Make me feel like I'm doing it again.
No, yeah, afterwards I said yes, that's still the easiest.
Hi. Hey, how you doing?
You killed him? Yeah.
I don't want to see the next segment of the chin.
Okay, let me know.
Okay, sorry, I just said.
Yeah, yeah.
Um, is that...
That's not that funny, guys.
Oh my god.
Oh, man.
Fuck, man.
Yo.
You know what time it is.
Oh, shit.
Can't do it look good.
You know how you feel?
You feel like a man, don't you?
This one, like when I came back from the Amazon,
there's a Google setup.
Yeah, I'm like a man.
I can get up?
Yeah.
OK.
I mean, I like the style of what the line is.
Do like a slow, like a little old walk.
Come up and like caress me.
If you trip, just caress me.
Chad, are you guys consenting?
Slow walk, slow walk.
Are you guys gonna consent?
Wait, are we gonna get some like sexy music on?
Nah, don't play no sexy music.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't live up to that.
Yeah, there you go.
I can't live up to that.
I can't smile at this shit, I can't fucking smile, Ted.
No, don't call the police man, it's okay, it's okay, it's me guys, me.
You're a streamer man, it's me harassing it, all right, all right man, hey, hey, hey,
hit one of these, oh.
You're doing a fit, like you need like a, you need a jacket, you probably can't put
nothing on.
Let's go get a fifth one with us.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Is that her stylet?
Hold on, what does that include?
Huh?
I don't have any drugs except caffeine, my boy.
Except caffeine, you want some caffeine?
Okay, thank you.
I'll take some.
Can I drink this off?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm throwing these right now.
Just a bit.
It feels very unnatural.
Does it feel like good?
We could probably trim some of that beard and put it on.
Just a normal mustache?
Just make it look.
I mean, I've seen what's up with it.
Thank you.
Yep.
Can you hear me, Cross?
Yeah.
Put this on over here.
Did you call RP?
Fuck is that, that's how I'm gonna fit.
It's gonna fit, it's gonna fit, trust.
It's gonna fit, trust.
Why don't you tell me?
It's gonna fit, trust me.
I don't know.
Trust, just trust this man.
They say he's a little homeless.
Oh, that's so funny.
He's homeless in his tummy, Caleb.
No.
Word.
He's going to take you down.
I was homeless.
I was homeless.
I got to the H-Card.
Abraham Lincoln Jr.
It is weird to see him look like an actual man for once.
Yeah, I know.
I told him he was like an adult baby butt.
Yeah.
Because he has no faith in him.
Yeah.
The mustache ain't doing nothing wrong.
Genuinely.
It's a placeholder.
It's a placeholder.
Uh, um, that's crazy.
It's a hype moment right now.
Yeah, that one's crazy.
I don't think we can say it.
No, we can't. We've done this game. That's crazy.
That's funny though.
Yeah, yeah.
This one I gave was fucking K.
Yeah, I'm going to wait, what should we eat?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Hold, hold, hold, hold.
Positive.
Yeah, that's great.
This is a compliment.
Yeah, 100%.
Awesome.
Yeah, that is it.
That is the end.
This one?
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah
All right, it's time to back up the fourth dad
What the fuck is this bitch Caleb? God damn, nigga, look!
This shit is like 2 psocks! This bitch perfectly, right?
What's the meaning?
What's the meaning of that?
Yeah, what's the meaning of that, man?
Homish age.
School principal.
That's what I was going for.
School principal, divorced dad, failure of a man, abusive father, bitch.
Yeah.
abusive father shit yeah god you wear some bullshit they can say creepy teacher oh my god
toddler fairy special
houston real estate agent
Yeah, this is your lawyer chance over.
Oh man.
Yeah, I don't know.
The court can give you a representative if you want to send him.
Can you get my peregrino with some in there?
You get what?
Peregrino.
He's on the ground.
I'm going to show you his, his clone.
He carries him.
Like he's one thing about him.
You faster.
No.
Take a seat.
You want to try out for a gun show?
Oh, there you go.
One, two, back on my shirt.
Back with the mud.
Take a seat.
the bar shop in GTA.
All right, so you have, you apparently have, I think, seven ladies right now, so we're going to do pot and below.
Oh, fuck no. Fuck no.
Okay, well.
What are we going to do? HW0, pot and below?
No socks?
When you got good 3D, you don't need socks, Jeff.
I'm sorry. What is that?
I'm sorry.
There you go.
Ladies, ladies.
They are not all at once.
Ladies, ladies.
I'm excited, maybe.
Maybe not bad, honestly.
No, that looks right.
Yeah.
Honestly, you do like a Philly nigga right now though.
You like him from Philly.
I look like I can cover you look like you're about to push me out of the club. Yeah
President's fix changed everything man. They're not calling me been locked in no more
Being hardened
Oh my god
Wait, what do you think? Okay, so everything gives a boost to something, right? Like, you hide boosters
Large shirts, Chris
What does this give him? Oh
Glasses you guys are right chat. We haven't tried the glasses buff
Yeah, I'm grabbing
I feel like he should have a folder.
Yeah.
He should, I should have given it to him.
There's nothing in it, but it's always there.
Okay, this is not what I want people to look like.
Like an HO or something.
Yeah.
No, that's, I know, he's crazy.
It's like everybody when the hair stuff comes out all the Canadians come out man.
Ah, chat.
Take a look at the new me.
How you guys doing today man?
That's your streamer, Agent Zero.
I installed my beard officially.
Yo, deep in your voice man.
Yeah, down here.
Hey, hey bitch.
Sorry.
No man, let's go.
I'm sorry.
everybody. It's me, Agent Zero. Sideburns are crazy. Excuse me? I don't even want to see one real quick.
What? Can you show them what they are? They're just, they're just shoes.
You like the buckle? Uh, yeah.
Give me the flex on them.
You like the A-pillow?
Woo!
What's the problem about making a name for myself, chat? I don't like pants much, but...
Check my new look man, we fuckin' with it man!
Public TV scammer.
I understand. Why?
How about some sexy music? How about?
Yeah, that's not you know, you know, you know, that don't match your vibe, you know, they
don't match your vibe is what I'm talking about today.
My vibe is different.
No, bro.
Yeah.
No.
No, this is definitely it.
No.
No, this is definitely it, right?
No.
Hold on.
He's got to be right, son.
You just put a V-Loo game.
You type a cookie set.
No, no, no.
You're not back.
You're not back.
You are not back.
You are not back.
The fries, man.
The fries in the bag.
The fries.
Put the fries in the bag, Caleb.
Let me face it on my friends real quick.
Yeah, judging me down, I realized he had a 10,
Chad.
How we feeling about this look?
You're not going to the 5, 10 times.
Are we?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, oopsies.
Zero?
I'm not even hating this nigga, bro.
And I don't need your input regardless.
Oh, no!
I should have...
Wait, wait, please.
I need one song.
No, no!
He's gone, bro!
You played fucking 21 questions!
Okay, don't look, though.
Don't look.
Hold on.
What is it?
K1.
No, no, no.
VALA VALA!
MAKE THE MINGUP AS HALL!
SPIRIT OF THE LION, THIS IS THROWS MY SOUL!
KEEP IT UP TO CHILD AND MINDFIRE CROWD!
I CAN'T GET IT KID, I CAN'T GET IT KILL!
It's not funny, stop laughing at his shitty joke man.
He do like a, like a dragon-stealing with...
Like a U.S.E. fuckin' thing.
Oh, hold on, let's try the glasses buff real quick.
Alright, glasses number one, chat.
Let me know how you feel about this one.
This one's studious. I feel like Malcolm X
Okay, period pull up rough
But this one
Hell no
Let's give like hipster vibes. Let's give like traditional vibes
All right, how about the brand ones? Oh
My god
Hey, check swag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is fire. No, this one is fire. First one. Yeah, bugging man. The red one's comfortable for what we're doing today.
today really who's not called chat who's not called low is low live right now he
probably pick up. He probably is. Let me make sure he pick up first. Oh, yeah, what's up?
You got a second?
I want to ask you a question.
OK, I'm going to strain.
Go, OK.
Me too, me too, me too.
How I look?
What?
How I look?
You like those Philly niggas.
Whoa!
You the second one to say that?
Yeah.
Go back.
What do you think?
You like the Philly niggas, bro.
I see you look like.
The beard doesn't suit you at all, but.
Yeah
Like in a good way, right
Yeah
Chris
I got what she needs.
I got what she needs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, all right.
But you fumbled it though. That's all that matters.
I just thought I fumbled it.
Nah, you fumbled it.
And thank you for your conf…
Thank you for your…
You look so happy telling me that.
How about, do I look good? Yes or no?
I… No.
You don't rock a beard with them.
And that's what happens when Niggas have beards
keep their hair. That's what happens when they just have beers and they want to get
keep their hair. Fuck no. Fuck no. Duke. There's no way Duke Dennis will not be impressed with his beer.
It's 9 p.m. What is Duke? Hey, hey dude. I want to ask you a question on my stream though.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I wanted to ask you real quick. What you think about my new look?
I like this. I like the smooth face, you know what I'm saying?
You look good with the smooth face. You look ridiculous right now. This ain't you guys.
You know what I'm saying? So, go back to you. Stop trying to be somebody that you ain't.
Wait, are you in D-Block right now? Are you in D-Block?
Yeah.
Ah, okay.
Okay
Okay
It's the glasses, it's the glasses, it wasn't me, it's the glasses, gotta upgrade my look,
gotta upgrade my look, gotta upgrade my look, who am I calling next, Senna, Senna don't pick
Shut the phone past 9pm. Wait, it's 8 central time. She's been good.
She's in London? FUCK!
So it's 2 there right now.
There's like a 10% chance of a pickup.
She's still in London? She's in Paris?
What the fuck is in Paris don't say don't say you say
All right
He's not so fucking stupid man. He's not some goddamn dumb man. Oh
That's a good poll bro, I literally don't know if he's gonna fuck with this or not I don't know bro
So, these glasses, these glasses, it's like,
I think it make it look way better person.
I'm calling Aimee High.
Yo, it's Aimee, what's up, bro?
What's good, buddy?
Chela, I'm on stream.
Look, I wanted to ask you a singular question.
Yes, sir, what's good?
Hi, look.
Anything for the most beautiful,
Yeah, you fuck with it huh?
I fuck with it oh dude you're good.
Appreciate it man.
Yeah I've been with you know.
Hey, what, what, what, what did you go to Turkey?
Where did you go?
Yeah, I just came back from the DR man.
I got the procedure done.
Damn it.
It looks fantastic.
Do they do top of scouts?
Hey, wow.
Oh you asking for yourself?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, I got you. I got you. Yeah, the nigga that did my beard. Yeah, the nigga that did my beard does do top of scouts
I'm gonna have him tap in with you
She's you know, look, you know how to make me feel good and that's what I fuck with you, bro
You really know how to make me feel good game
I appreciate you. I'm just gonna take a look at my new look and shit like that
before I go to sleep and it falls off. Yeah, bro. Hey, you know what I'm saying? I gotta take notes, brother.
I mean, yours is coming along perfect, man. He's coming along amazing. Look at that, man.
To be honest, I'm seeing some white here. And you know what, man? That's life.
You're right. The white is experienced. That's wisdom. That's like that. Exactly, bro.
It's like you're prestige exactly you were Eagle Scout now, you know, you got white. You see me?
Yeah, and it's like you can't even tell cuz you're white. So it's like it camouflage a little bit, you know
Yeah, bro, yeah, bro for sure, bro. All right, man, I'll close you
All right, I'll let you buy chat.
Uh, he's a good dude, man.
He's a good guy.
Yeah, that really made me feel a lot better.
Thanks.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
Reggie?
Reggie might give me an interesting answer.
Reggie, I don't know what the fuck Reggie think.
you might not pick up.
It's a day after four twenty.
He gotta be recovering.
He's probably still
It's probably drinking water sobering up as we speak
That's a good pull. I don't know if she can pick up though
I'm calling Poki
She's in LA it's six right now
What would Poki be doing us?
Hey there. Hey, I have a question. I'm on stream by the way. I have a question. I want to ask you
Hello, you can hear me
Now it's a beard
Oh
It's probably glasses as fucking you up hold on one sec cuz it's not goofy
And
You honest with me because you would never ever lie to me
You would never do that not in a million years be honest with me is it real?
Is it real?
I think it's real.
I mean, hey, you can't pull it off.
Hey, I will, you know, as a girl, I gotta say, if you buy the hair, it's real.
It's real.
You're making a lot of assumptions, Pokey.
Who's buying the hair?
Oh, no, I'm just saying, like, hypothetically.
Yeah, I grew the hair.
Well, I think it looks very, um, well done and, um, luscious.
That is not a word anyone's used yet.
I'll take it.
My shit luscious Chad.
This beer.
Yeah.
You better not shave it until the, you know, what day, right?
Nah, I can't, the issue is, I have a brand deal before
and they're expecting me to, you know.
Ah, I see, that's unfortunate, what they should like it.
I know, but you know how brands are, they all hate beards.
You know, if you have a beard, they'll cancel the brand deal.
You know how that goes.
That's fucked up.
I know it's fucked up.
My language.
No, no, no, you're right.
I'm sorry, did you say her name's Tati?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm curious if Tati wants to cut it a little,
like, you know, before you gotta shave it fully off,
you could do so many fun things with it.
She doesn't, no, no, she doesn't.
No, no, she doesn't.
I respect that, I respect that.
So she said it's perfect the way it is.
That was what her word was.
Period.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm glad you think it's luscious.
That's the second person to give me a compliment on this.
And it's been a sea of negativity so far,
but you know, I wanna make sure my investment was, you know.
Yes, you know me, I'm a supportive gal.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
I would say these glasses were the others though.
So the next person you call,
Really?
These glasses, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, say that.
Okay, I'll see you soon.
See you, bye.
All right.
Two compliments and two,
three negatives?
Was that two or three?
All right, let me do one more call.
What you need?
What do you need for me?
Oh, so I look, you wanna go out.
So you're probably not gonna be here when I come back.
And I need to know like what the process is.
God damn, this is really on.
Oh boy.
Actually, it's on.
Okay, so how would I go about taking it off?
So this is something you might keep using
or you don't care?
How expensive is this beard?
Realistically.
I didn't pay for it, so.
I know, but like, if you have to guesstimate.
Like less than two.
But that's like on the lower end.
Is it cheap, is it cheap one?
Yeah, there's like,
because they're,
and so,
like there's someone actually,
they run up to expensive.
But that one,
Okay, which is not 2,000 chat not 2,000 on the lower end. That's lower. Yeah. Okay. Whatever is easier to take off.
Okay, and this is removing all. So do I just...
So what you're going to do is I can put it in like a little compare.
But all you're going to do is get all the laces.
But you'll just tuck in the wedge.
Whatever is going to come off.
Like over the beard?
Where the laces.
Okay.
Yeah.
And it'll lift.
Okay.
It'll come off.
Especially like I would start right here because it's not I'd hear it. So if you go in and start right there
It'll start and then once you take it off and I can stay to take it off
That's part of why I'm here. Oh, how long you say for
How long you doing this? I was 11. Oh, okay. Perfect. Yeah, perfect. Yeah, cuz I was gonna go to Target and then come back
So I was gonna go to Target because we sell tone at Target. Cool. I can eat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have I can do. Yeah, you're starting. Goodness gracious. Yeah, I'll take it off for you.
It'll be faster. Okay. All right, that's cool.
You have skin care.
So yeah, yeah, so this is the everyday body lotion right here.
It's amazing. That's what my skin is so smooth and mech all the time. Yeah, and we got some. Oh
I'm asleep. I'm asleep. We got some
I'm asleep
So once I take it off because you'll still have yeah, we're top ten and target right now
Okay, well once it's off I can use your
Yeah, our on-the-go cologne is number one.
Yeah, the tone on-the-go cologne is number one.
It's number one fragrance.
That's pretty cool.
Not a single stole-ass.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
I need one more person to call.
Maybe Rage?
I wonder if Ray's gonna hate it or love it.
What Ray's at right now? I know. Oh, he's in LA. He's in LA. I saw who he was, I just gave him some of those.
He's live?
I'm telling you Mario right now.
Well, Mario, that's mad vague.
It's a lot of Mario's.
He ignored me?
No word need?
What be a person who doesn't have hope, no matter what has happened in your life, the
future is better than what happened in the past.
The future is better than the present as well.
Subhan Allah, it will always be better.
you give up that's when your doors close for as long as you have not given up your doors will never close so no mental
we twins
we twins we twins man we twins uh i want to call one more person who would give a good reaction
Who would give a good reaction?
Huh? Yeah, do your thing. Yeah.
Emily?
I wonder if Emily is going to be positive or she's going to be a...
Where's she at?
Oh, you just put your shoulder into it.
Yeah.
Why don't you call through WhatsApp?
Is she in America?
Oh, she went rage.
Okay, I don't want to spam them three together.
Bro, dead ass blind.
You know how to fuck?
Don't disrespect me.
PBM? Let me call her in again.
Let me call her in again.
I don't need this namesavers just random shit. I need I need to just use everybody's full name, you know, Max, Clatboy, Max, PBM. I don't fucking know, bro.
I need to just use everybody's full name. Oh, Ray, Ray would have been good. Let's see if he picks up. This is Max.
Is he live? He's live every day, realistically.
He's not? Huh?
Oh, fuck, Max be going live every day every time I get off she and I niggas live
Okay, I'm a I'm a color. Oh, yeah
There's this motherfucker. All right, it's my last one
He's getting salt me by the way
Yo, my, my, um, neck is mad edgy, like mad edgy.
See in America?
No?
No, Ray's not D&D.
Ray always picks up, so he's probably asleep.
America or DC already live
He gotta be live they've been locked in
Oh, it's not let me FaceTime him why is that
Why is that not let me FaceTime is like ask me to WhatsApp him that's bizarre
This is gonna call history
What the fuck is going on my iPhone man
What the fuck is going on with my iPhone? Let me, once said, I'm just gonna scroll through
my, I haven't got a whole lot of people I haven't talked to in centuries.
I
Still calling on what's that I don't know what to do. Let's not let me do it. Oh race calling back
Yeah, what's up, right? I'm on stream. I got a question. I'm gonna I got a question. I want to ask you though
Yeah, what you think about my new look
What you think about
I
Yeah, I became more masculine when I left there
Yeah
Um, steroids?
You bought it!
Wait, I'm on stream!
Did you mean to reveal that?
Oops!
She's talking about some fucking oops!
Wait, um, but remember you told me, you told me, you said,
you cannot get an allocation for a 2026 triboas.
Guess who got an allocation for a 2026 triboas?
Yeah, you got a motion Sarah you got a motion, huh?
No, I appreciate it.
I appreciate it, Sarah.
Yeah, I didn't think you were going to do it.
I got to go.
That's when I say I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it.
No, that's facts, that's facts.
Yo, congratulations.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Yeah, I've been growing it out for the last few months.
Yeah, I like it a bit.
I like it a bit.
I like it a bit.
Not bad, not bad.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
All right, sexy.
I'll hit you, man.
All right, boss.
I'll hit you, bud.
Fuck it.
I got more people with that fuck with my beer
than that don't fuck with my beer.
And you know what that means?
You know what that means?
That means this is a good addition to my life, bro.
This is a good addition to my life.
They lying to me.
They're not lying, bro.
I would know if raised line of me.
I would know if raised line of me.
Yo, where the phone at?
Now I'm telling you, I'm telling you, here's the thing, here's, Mari?
Mari, I hate this shit.
Mari gonna let her jokes fucking fly, gang.
Let me come to our last one.
That was a good one.
You should have said that earlier, bro.
Central time, it's 8.38 right now.
You did?
I didn't see you say that.
Okay, my phone, here you go.
Something good.
Okay, that's one way to greet me.
Yeah, I'm on stream.
I'm gonna ask you a question though.
Okay.
Let's see about my new look.
Yeah.
I need you to stick with the two patches on your chin,
that's not scary.
Nah, your painting is outdated now.
You look like that one dude
off of that one scary movie, the homeless dude.
You talking about, you talking about dictator Aline?
Uh, who?
You too young for that. It's okay.
No, actually, you know who you look like, Loki?
I studied a lot about Cuba.
Um, and...
You know about Cuba?
You look like Fidel Castro.
Oh, does he got motion chat?
Uh...
He's tough?
I'm just saying, the beard kind of look like it.
Like, it's given that. Don't ever grow no beard.
Well, I don't think you have a good beard.
You gonna tell me after I grow the beard?
I'm serious.
I saw your live, Nody.
You can't get away with a lot of stuff.
Okay.
Give me two taps, damn, Mari.
That's your problem.
No, no!
Okay, I'm gonna turn your nodies off then.
You'll be fine.
Give me two, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, man, okay, you need the extra.
You know what you do.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Anytime you click, I'm like,
ah, thank God Mari's in the chat.
I feel the same way.
Thank you for coming to my stream sometimes.
I've been lurking all the time,
but not anymore.
Not anymore because now you've got this whole Tamagotchi life shit and you've got my character with a big-ass fucking forehead
And you're sitting there role playing all type of bullshit. I see in the clips
What
Well, chop chop it off ASAP, please are you saying I'm not chopped?
But it definitely looks like you just put your pubes and you just attached it to your why everybody keeps saying
What do they look like I got like a crazy bush like I'm talking about like where you got to get the lawnmower type shit like a
Whole jungle you was just in the rainforest. You should know
I mean, that's that's why I grew this story. I got superpowers
It's fun, I can't convince you to like it. All right. I appreciate it. All right. Bye. Mr. Cubes
It's not gonna stick. All right, let me take a flick real quick chat. Let me take it. Let me take a flick real quick
I look cute
I got my hair stylist coming later, too
That's not gonna be on stream
So I got to be kind of quick I need my retweets words of bro my fucking dreads are disgusting coming from the rainforest
Any hella flicks
How we looking about
No, no, I gotta be relaxed like
Some shit like this. No like this. Maybe like oh
Oh, this is a good look
To cut agent comes up
Call your mom now I like I don't call my mom
You look like a father. All right. I don't know what that means bro. What the fuck is that supposed to me game?
It was lying. He didn't call you daddy. He don't always call me that
Okay, you're more right. That's not gonna stay game
Oh, that was a good flick.
Chad, look at this flick.
I'm sexy, nigga.
I'm sexy. I'm sexy, nigga.
Facebook profile picture.
Chad, what are we up to?
Turn around and close that tab. We're not gonna make it.
We have to compromise or what?
You look like a freak.
Let it sit up, man, love.
Oh, he frightened me.
Post that motherfucker on, um...
Let me post that shit.
What's a good caption?
Hold on.
What's a good caption?
What is a good caption?
One like this.
I can't move without myself, man.
I
I
Don't stand a chance. Oh
Yes me I was gonna show you my new look. Hey
You fuck it are
Why to get quiet why to get quiet that's weird just tell me how you feel you can be honest
I don't know, Ray said you look homeless or something, I don't know, Ray said you look
homeless.
Ray.
Let's say you look like a crumb or something, you look like a bot, I don't know.
What?
Hold on, y'all don't like it?
She said, she said, let's me say nigga that shit ass, let's me say nigga that shit ass.
She said nigga that shit ass.
Jesus.
She said nigga that shit ass.
Okay.
Does anybody there like it?
No, I think you get those, the hot sauce parking.
Emily, you like it, right?
It's warm.
It's warm.
Oh yeah, oh, let me tell you, it's real cozy, it's real cozy.
Yeah, it could be.
You could have some chips and else,
or something like that.
I'd say some chip later, no, like an extra pocket.
Actually, something in it.
Yeah, you got something in it.
Yeah, no, no, that's a, yeah, that's.
It's a lid.
I got it, that happens though, that happens.
I don't think the greatest for you, man.
I don't think the beer is your thing, gang.
I think maybe you should just focus on channel
or something like that.
I don't really think the beer is to you, my God.
No, come on, come on.
I love you, though.
I love you too, bro.
I love you too, thank you.
I
Don't post it
Probably more of a call to me
Say that deep in my heart
You're thinking I am wrong
And I'm not even gonna be strong
And I'm not even gonna say that
I'm voting no.
What the fuck is Chris doing, bro?
Is he on a fucking horse?
What's he doing, bro?
He's got a fucking horse?
Agent called Duke Dennis to show him his new beer transplant.
It's 9 p.m. What is this?
The top comment is Russell, Russell Midlot.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, I can't laugh probably game up bottom by my face tied up. Yeah, I don't say man
There were bottom of my face real tied up right now, bro
Ain't much I could do about that Gingo
Hey much I could do about that
All right, Santa ass laughing. Let me make sure it went up on Twitter as well
I
Think they fucking without you know, I'm gonna check back in a little bit later
Looks even worse from this. Oh, what?
That's actually just creepy dude
Let's pop out yo
I
Rollo if I he about to sell me use tires
Put your hair up a little better like this game
Lucky
Look more natural you little homeless. What you trying to say game the beard shit is just for homeless people come on, bro
fuck me chat fuck when the game is me and is meeting James fuck me bro is me and James
yeah Mr. Horton himself y'all got the same hairline too and I really fucking like I put in so much
effort. No, no, I put in so much effort into this look for me and I had Taty come all the way up here
to elevate my look, you know, 30s coming up and obviously, you know, it's time for me to experiment
and see, you know, what look is going to fit me and stuff like that. And the least you guys can do
is be a little bit constructive with your criticism, you know, what is that says?
What the come on that doesn't come on bro that does
It's not even funny, but that's not fucking funny bro
It's good
Okay, it's good
Yeah
And that's how you strain okay
No
And then you're always dead no, and then you want to get a IRL to okay, right?
And then what you want to do is you want to swap it? Okay, you want to swap it over here, okay?
And then you're always dead and then you want to get an iron tool kit, right?
And then what you want to do is you want to swap it, okay?
You want to swap it over here?
No, no, grandpa.
This is not grandpa.
It's okay.
Okay.
All right.
Let me.
You're okay.
Remember how grandma used to touch you?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
You remember her grandma?
What was her name?
Yeah, I just called her grandma.
I
You're good check I gotta click fix are you delay?
Two's twos twos, how do I sound?
I'm smiling. Got a little better now
Azen got a VBL beard this is what it's come to bro this is what it's come to
gang they saying ill not fuck you to the niggas
yeah thanks go what's the tick tock
You know how to like, I see you in drafts, you got like a lot of like, you know, I got
like a lot of war forms and stuff like that to do that, like I don't, I don't, I don't
want to be a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just putting sexy music behind that.
Yo, can I, can I see what a real strap looks like?
Shut up!
I'm trying to tick off!
Sorry about that.
Yep.
It's a good chin.
Get off of me!
Yeah, you know what you should do?
We should go in like, in the public.
In the public.
It's 19 seconds.
Where you going public?
You can talk to him.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Nigga, that's a gun!
No!
He wouldn't suck a fuck up!
You got two seconds of the actual board.
That's crazy.
No, it takes.
The three takes you yelling at Caleb. That's not going to the tick tock money. You have to stop running my tiktoks
You guys with the Marcus angle
How long was that
Yeah, let's see the bottom of your chin.
Yeah, let's get it up.
Wow, damn, look at that.
See, you know what you do?
We should go out in public and then like, let me follow you around with the camera.
Okay.
And then we go to people and he's like, yo, stop.
Big bitches on the thing.
Yeah, one, two, three, four.
to fuck my shit
Let's go
We're going dad
Son
We haven't done it at home
Well, that's cuz uh
Cuz you failed school
You fucking with my beer game you fucking with it
Do you like it
He fucks with it set lock that in oh, you know talk to you got some food
Oh
You know who ate it all that fridge, oh the one in the laundry room
Well, I'm gonna have them directly put my shit in my fridge and they get some close boys stops doing food
Only dog food, but it's not like the dog food is like kicking and shit. It's like chicken and seafood though, Tati
Or pedigree, yeah, or the pedigree.
Yo, check the other fridge for her.
I'll do it.
I'll charge her, man.
I told him like this 20 times.
She's fucking starving, dude.
I heard her stomach growl like 25 times.
I didn't want to say nothing.
You know, it's like, damn, you didn't eat before you came, you know?
Like, what's really going on, bro?
Is she fasting?
I wasn't going to say nothing to her, but it's like, it gets to a point, you know?
I guess to a fucking point, bro
Just filled with food, dude. Catfish and spaghetti.
Catfish and chicken, cob salad. Which one do you think she's into, Jack?
Um, spaghetti, chicken. Ooh, that one has my name on it.
Never got my name on it. Never got my name on it. Never got my name on it.
So you don't fuck with this.
That guy's a salad, that's ass.
Got him in a catfish though.
She's not gonna like that.
Go salad.
Wait, come on.
If I give her a salad, am I calling her fat?
Sit.
Is this the rental beard? No, no, no, the rental beard is ass.
Yeah, you're allowed to eat, that's all you, yeah, yeah, we might go to Popeyes if you
you want some
uh... no you can have it all and uh... the microwave is down over there
you know the microwave that
i know but
but it got chicken in it though
you know it
yeah now i'm going to get the fourth before
Hey Tatsy, do you like forks or do you like spoons?
Of course I do.
Maybe I'll get her a side plate, watch this service check.
Side plate, and then we can get her a storey bag,
in case you want to fight something later.
And then, what else could you put in there?
Maybe some salt. Could always use some more salt.
Hey!
Yeah, I just got you a side plate, just in case you need
some salt, just in case there's not enough in there. And then, just in case you need
Oh, the bag.
And the pasta.
It just in case you need leftovers.
I'm about to guess what her favorite flavor is.
She's not a Coke person at all.
Oh my gosh.
She listens to metal chess, so she definitely would be into...
She would be into...
Great phanto or is that racist?
I don't know.
Let's just go bubbly sparkling water.
Sparkling? She's not old enough?
enough? That's all people say. You know what? There's no way she don't fuck with me.
I feel like you're more like a slaps type of person. You not gonna eat it?
Yeah, or vitamin water with everyone you want
Okay, yeah, that's all that's hot fucking told you guys fucking told you guys I
Told you using the vitamin water, but you say it's wax you say it's right. Hey, then she won't fuck with sweats
Oh, it's zero sugar one guys. That's the fat people
Check over this one or she can think I'm calling a fat
Fuck, I like these ones, so if I like it, she's gone.
Because I'm the reason they stuck this in the A&P house.
Got your favorite?
Yep, yep, anytime.
I'll get you like a Coke from Popeyes or something like that.
Or a one piece meal.
Alright.
What do you want us to do with India?
Yeah, okay. Hey Davis, what up, Nick? Are you not you? Him. Hey, Nick.
Huh? Are you fucking with the beer? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Well, I grew it out. Come
on, man, you know, you know what it is. No, yes, I got some juices from the Amazon. It's
something about the amazon that did it to me
yet if you guys see
a black woman
roll a card in here
and say she's my hairstylist
tell her i'll be right back
and he's a good singer bro, he's a really good singer
I feel like you weirded her out a little bit with the massage, but it wasn't weird for me.
When you gave me the massage earlier.
Oh, you didn't weird her out?
Yeah, I think it weirded her out.
I don't think it weirded her out.
No, no, it wasn't weird.
But I think...
You see my nick on the middle of the video?
Yeah, yeah, I saw it earlier.
She did the car wash, too.
There you go.
Yeah, I was at the car wash, and Nick pulled up on me.
He said, what you doing here?
I said, hey, what you doing here?
Okay.
And I'm like, Nick, is that a...
Yeah, bro, take that shit off, man.
You look like a fucking bot, bro.
Really?
Bro, you look like a...
Like, bro, this shit is like so fraudulent here.
This is like, bro, beard's are for hard niggas, bro, like me and Caleb.
You look like a fucking cutie for cutie, bro.
Take that shit off.
The long hair beard and then cubes for a mustache.
I can't hear you, gang.
I can't hear you.
I can't hear you anymore.
I don't know what to say, bro.
Hell, get engine.
I can't fucking hear you.
What the fuck?
I was just gonna say she's on the way.
Take your time.
I'm late.
You got mad time.
Yeah.
Guys.
I'm gonna send her a photo of my beard.
Yeah, for sure. Do that.
What do you get, surprising?
You right?
Yeah.
I'm not a content creator.
What do you regret?
No, guys.
It's good to let her hang out with me.
Hey, you can't talk to a nigga with beer like that!
Let's go bitch-ass up and be our smack-deer!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
There's a car full of bearded men!
Hey!
Hey! Get your credit school up, bitch!
Get your fucking little city electric car out of here, you fucking baby!
And we'll land!
Gasoline!
Diesel!
Baby-faced-ass bitch, you know what I'm saying?
with your mom that simulac on your breath
like that, who put that mask on like that
that's how you make it
you need to press that shit tight
just press it
hold that, is that food?
yeah, that's what I'm talking about
oh, I don't think she's
hold on, who's that for?
agent?
no, it's alright
yo, do you say Dave Chappelle?
wait, that means Tati's not eating my food
I fucking told you
She didn't have too much
She didn't want to tell me the food
How?
How did they treat me?
She ordered food
Hey, she didn't say that to me
You know she just looked at me
and fucking smiled
I bet she doesn't even like fighting the water
Oh my god, what do we got?
Is that baby in the trunk at me?
I fucking want you off the road bitch
I got a beard, you gotta get over here
I'm here, I'm masculine, I'm masculine.
I'm a little bit controlling.
I'm showing you the test trip.
Don't forget, you don't need to control me.
Why are we backing up?
I don't know why they're backing up.
I could have back up at hands,
they're like the power's not gonna pass.
Yo, pull on, ay!
What's this?
They gotta go.
That's it, right?
I'm just gonna go right back to this.
Ah, yo sir pull one up!
Come, come, come, come!
Come on, we're having a joyous time!
You gotta go, she's good.
Yeah, just pull it in here for me.
Shit, shit.
Can I get access to my window please this time?
Thank you sir.
So I can touch people?
You got to say thank you, but he's at my mountain.
Ooh, he's at my mountain.
He's at my mountain.
He's at your mountain.
He's at your trap.
Yeah, yeah, I run this mountain.
That's awesome.
I'm about to press him.
Huh?
Someone back here.
Yeah, I'm saying so many words back here.
Bro, I guess we're on YouTube.
Who on YouTube?
Good shot.
Oh my god, somebody's beeping that whole thing.
I'm gonna look his ass.
What is that?
Let's get out of here.
It looks like a charge or a health cat or something like that.
Let me know about window access.
That's nice and that.
That means a camera.
That's a tycoon.
Dude, I fucking suck on cars.
Yo!
You don't want to race, fuck him.
You think you can smoke this car?
You don't want to.
Go smoke him.
It's a miracle.
No!
Dust me.
702 horsepower.
I'm gonna be in the car right now.
Get down.
702 horsepower.
Alright, who's taking care of who's being there?
Go back to serve me, that's all me right there, your check is a one piece meal, one piece
of chicken, because if it isn't, turn it back around, it's a two piece, like a 22
I'll shut said to so should be to
We can hear you at least you can
You're like real dark
Yeah. Yeah, you can do the nice ones.
So I'm gonna take it.
I don't know how to. I don't know how to.
Oh, so there's a light back there. You can turn it off.
Oh, I can. It's fine. Nice.
Agent, what the fuck is that?
Don't do that now.
I look fresh to death.
Dead? Yeah.
I look fresh to death. Don't do that.
Yeah, you're fresh to death.
What happened?
Oh, shit!
Yeah, you're romantic, man.
You're romantic.
We could do a pop-up.
I'm gonna go save them cherries.
Okay, whatever you like, son.
Okay, we'll save some pop-ups.
Okay, thank you.
You won the drink.
No, check. You do it a minute.
Remember when I went to do this a couple months ago?
And our first lot of Rolls Royce ended in mine later?
Remember that? Remember that?
I remember that.
remember that I found that I met the nigger I met the nigger who owns the
center that I sat in the McLaren center that I sat in I met the guy who owns it
the hook the
the big body truck no no it's a really fast unique car yeah it's like a
Which I was like two million dollars. Yeah, um that car so by developer
What developer?
I'll let you go again developer a land developer
He makes some new issues
Yeah, but rich shit like the richest shit I could make it in fact. He's so rich
He didn't track his setup. He tracks his other expensive half my dog or you want to check the two million dollar car
He tried to have my dog. He brought both
I pulled up in my black wing. I had the cheapest car there.
My 4. My 5. 4.
Did you have this beard on?
That's the only thing you know I had the beard on.
If you pop out with the beard, they'll need to show you that.
Genuinely, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
You can't touch yourself, right?
I'm gonna do something like that.
That's gonna be like me.
Yeah.
Huh?
I'm not really sure.
I'm not really sure.
Eddie's was a bit hard.
So I wasn't here for a command.
Yeah, I'm actually getting hungry right now.
Really?
Oh, come on.
That is a little surprising.
The thing that I'm actually not surprised about
that all is that right there, that thing, is that?
That I'm...
I never tell you I'm hungry.
I never say I'm hungry. I just say I want to eat.
I'm actually hungry right now. This is rare.
It's not work. There's a dude who's been hungry and wanted to eat.
Right? I'm tired.
That's what you've got, how you got. Exactly.
You can do more Nikki. Exactly.
Let's not say that we are much higher.
Well, some more than others.
So, like, who would that be?
All teams, fatties, they don't know.
Yeah, we got fatties. All the teams, fatties.
Fuck, fucks on the team.
We don't agree, like, our average would be cooked.
Yeah.
Like why we can't show up?
No, it's only one shot, they want to take it.
Yeah, but I mean, I wasn't meaning to just hide.
What do you want?
Peanut size, yeah.
Yeah, you know, I haven't seen you guys stick, so I wouldn't know.
Oh.
I mean, you didn't even look at this?
No, you did that whenever you wanted to.
All right, let's all say our inches on three.
One, two, three, four.
Oh, shit.
Loser.
OK, Dean, what yours?
Yo, one's like, G.
Oh, really?
No, they can't see me.
Is this four?
Yeah.
the longest the longest on the moon
yeah, that's 3.5
how do you
cool what, feet?
you know
it's like the Armstrong's really
yeah, it's like
I'm not gonna get any more
alright bro, cut out your fucking nose Carolina jokes, okay?
it's not gonna get any greener is it more
you just want me to say boy, you can say
you can say boy man
just spit it out
Y'all got Popeyes. Come on, I have a beer. Please give me a orange card, bro. Give me a Popeyes orange card.
They'll give all of us in this card one.
Thanks.
How do you know I was an option?
Yeah, it isn't. I don't even know anyone that has one. I'm probably making this down. You got one.
Why?
Because she got a Chad and Popeyes deal.
Oh, is that a whole deal?
Look at that one, too.
I know, but it's still a problem.
She got the real deal.
Oh.
Yeah, we got a strong problem here.
Oh.
Let me know.
Let's see if I can make this again.
She had the one that the people in the store knew about.
Oh.
What'd you actually get from the drive?
Yeah, you could order that one when you go there.
It's not just an online only thing, you know?
Yeah, you can order it too.
I didn't even fucking shoot a shot.
It's fine.
Yo.
Do you think you ever find love in power ice?
I met somebody today.
She was like, tell us about it.
No, no, no.
It's about it.
She was like, how's that shit going wrong?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Cool.
And she's like, yeah.
That's a track.
And then she was like, um, yeah, it was a clip that people started seeing and I was like,
oh my god, the clip was just fake.
And I was like, oh, we gotta do this every day.
Yeah.
And then I started chatting.
I went into the Olympics and I was telling her like, you wouldn't believe it.
I go out every day and get misconstrued and all that type of shit.
You know, already she just made a skit about it.
I didn't say all that.
I just said, oh, that's cool, locked off.
But I felt it though.
I felt it.
No.
No, I wasn't going to say it was a pleasure purpose.
And what did you do?
Did you get no ditches?
Did you just do this?
Yeah.
Like, what do you like?
I mean, come on.
But I got a beard now.
True.
I had this beard on and reached for the phone.
I was going to be.
Yeah, yeah.
I was going to pull by, and I was going to be like,
kill him.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I think it's a little silly that the one piece meal has two pieces of chicken.
At all!
Like this is a piece meal, should we have one piece?
One fat ass piece though.
A thick ass piece.
Maybe a breast.
Which sides all around?
Yeah, they're so silly dude.
How do you feel about that?
What you can't say about it?
Yeah, I can't forget about that guys everybody go repost that comment one piece isn't enough
I think it's two pieces, three pieces, not enough.
It's five, okay?
You need six pieces.
Of course.
I'm gonna get it two pieces and be happy with my life.
I need more.
Yeah, I don't want one left.
Put it down.
I heard you, yeah.
That is fast.
I heard your mouth open.
You're closing.
You might be breathing a little too much back there.
six dan niggas okay realistically four thighs and I'm good
that's right that's what I like to say yeah four thighs
four thighs
four breasts
are you serious I'm scared am I right?
women
what?
chickens have my cocks
chickens
are we doing my guys here or women or chicken?
I'm talking about the flu, can't remember.
Yep.
That's a good thing, I mean, you can release.
I can also have flies in the ambulance.
There's 34.
Why do you get out here?
I'm trying to find the right door.
I'm 38 years old.
I got 38!
I got some off in here.
Prime of 47.
Why are we going up?
Come on, boss.
53.
You're talking about your height.
47, 47.
We're here. We're here.
You know what else that land?
You feed it whenever you went around.
That was a bad one.
The beard is going on me?
Say swear!
It's definitely not going on you.
AAAAAAAAHHH!
It's the glasses game that's going on for real.
It's the fucking glasses, mate.
That's why you don't wear this fucking contact snow wear,
Contacts no way because you just want to
Everyone on this premises here because they heard you
Oh my god, I did not come this far by no, they know
Come on
We're gonna stay in here
It's gonna be boring in here.
It won't be fun.
You won't like it, man.
I'm gonna love it in here.
It's always because of this.
I was gonna say Wi-Fi disconnect.
Oh, it's because of the cartridge.
I'm so sorry.
Yo, look at this.
I'm at my favorite place.
Look at that chicken with Popeyes.
Woo!
You know what it is.
You know what the fuck it is, nigga.
No, hey.
No.
No.
No.
Please.
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Oh my God
You know the your clothes
No, I'm trying to get that one piece meal game. Oh
Oh
You could have said that bro. You meant you think the soul is close. You try to keep all the chicken to yourself, man
I appreciate you man.
Alright, are we trying out the new one piece meal?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The channel is called Ask Elk.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be gate keeping second, I'm gonna gate keeping.
I think he wanted me, this beard is working on me.
I'm about to make a thing for myself.
I'm not going to lie.
I was feeling the horror too man.
I should tell them to say nothing.
Hey guys, can I hit that car?
No, whatever, I got a chance.
What are you, can I get my window?
That's mad, you mean the right one?
Yeah, I wasn't made up to say anything.
Any clothes on you?
No, let me get your cake, man.
You gotta get your cake.
Give me the honk.
Yeah, I can tell them or they're gonna come out of my home.
I tell you, you came out when you came out.
Yo, give us that cake.
Alright, I'mma tell them.
Alright, just pull up on me if they don't open it.
Hey, man, you deserve your cake, my boy.
No.
Is that a little big cake?
Give him some.
Can I have my window?
That's a cool thing.
Maybe he's not talking about that cake.
That's awesome.
Oh, my God.
We got to make it.
Go over there.
Oh, my God.
You're curbing the shit out of this bitch.
Well, it was a truck.
You can't curb it.
What do you need to do, though?
They say we're closing right now.
I tear that whole shit out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're a bitch.
Marcus, you're hilarious.
Marcus you're hilarious.
Hey, there's a guy in the front. He forgot his cake inside.
One more time.
There's a guy in the front. He forgot his cake inside. He's trying to come back in real quick.
Okay.
Okay. Yeah, but also I want to eat food too. So just come back whenever you please.
All right. Thank you.
Yeah, bro. I need to get the cake. He's about to be ready. I can see it right now.
I'm ready. Can I get the one piece? Can I get three one piece meals, please?
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm on a mac and cheese.
Oh, it comes with mac and cheese?
You can just put fries in there.
Cajun fries, please.
What is the meal?
I haven't even asked. What's included?
It's like lemonade
and a little cupcake.
Lemonade and cupcakes.
Yeah, it's a good thing.
It's a good thing.
Cupcake, lemonade.
That's not really it.
Okay, I bet.
I don't fucking know what you're doing, what are you doing?
What was some Tays and Fries?
They're on my top.
Just about whatever they don't have, I guess.
Alright, what happened?
Just that, just that right there.
That's working.
Oh, thank you.
I thought he said 340.
Oh my God, that's a pretty good one.
Guys, curbing is not real.
Oh my gosh, there's a huge blood back here.
I need my window access to get it out.
No.
Okay, I'm on hands, man.
Yeah.
You got Apple Pay?
Yeah.
Oh, she's here.
Everybody in the chat saying, what a deal!
What a deal!
We're gonna get on it.
Yeah, thank you.
Uh-huh.
You know what you said?
A lollipop.
Give him a lollipop.
Did you hear what he said, though?
Yeah.
You're kind of childish and bad.
I swear I'll shut up if I get the window.
Alright, bro.
Yes, let's go!
What's up, buddy?
You take me.
I'll sorry.
Can I get one, hey?
To this guy, please?
What are you telling me?
This guy right here.
You want to talk to him?
It's Libya.
Are you going to tell him that he's going to slow it down?
What's up, man?
Is Lemonade right here?
Yeah.
Ah.
What's your name?
Rex?
Good to meet you.
I'm Caleb.
You know him, bro.
He was not everybody's game, bro.
I didn't think that.
Thank you, sir.
Thanks, man.
We're gonna go find the one piece the one piece
This one might be the
all time they must be the leftovers bro
I'm gonna pull over to whoop whoop whoop whoop and then we should be good
You know, I already did.
Yeah, I actually got an action one just to get me out of your house.
Oh.
I actually put my paws on the ground.
I was like, what's this?
And they felt you'd get something pretty fine.
Let's not go too crazy.
Look at that.
Look at us.
Look at me right here.
It's got fives, you know.
That's a strip?
It's not.
I mean, some people strip here, but usually they're homeless.
You look like you used to be homeless and you just turned up.
like you got in the right government programs
like this is our first job interview after
that's good right yeah yeah
our first job interview was a peer team
remember the promise you made
I'll start right here, keep your head up.
Wait, tell us a little bit about the undergarage or something.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fucking with this beard, man.
I'm fucking with this beard.
Are you fucking with this beard?
I'm a good child up right here.
Hold on.
It is truck! Here you go! Alright, Chet, we got the Popeyes, one piece near Le Dome,
it's a cupcake, a lemonade, two pieces of chicken, oh they gave me three pieces of biscuits.
let's go we got three at over so and some fries there's a lot of flies man
It's chillin' a little bit, hold on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my!
All right, Ben.
Good.
All right now look chat
Oh they might not give us a fork or nothing
So what the fuck?
All right, we're gonna start first things first with the chicken
Okay, well fucking help
Oh my god.
I'm crazy, my boy, occasion pride.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Jack. This is the problem you're going to run into. This is your first
time in town where shit gets in your face. Yeah. So now you're going to have to deal
with that. You're going to save a little bit of your labor, too. Hell. You see what I'm
The same for the-
UGH!
He's young!
Oh!
Look at these miskews!
Yeah, the big one in my mouth, chat!
Yummy and delicious!
Somehow that happens.
You know what I mean?
You gotta get used to it.
You feel like losing right now?
How you feelin'?
What makes you feel like that?
I love it with a bar.
Look at this little pie, though.
So clean!
I
Never never never
Oh, yeah, man, you want some Popeyes?
No, I'm good.
God, man.
It's not that Chevy in that family.
That was your truck right there.
Oh, it was a different truck.
No, that's my Chevy, man.
That's beautiful, bro.
It's nice, but I don't like the rams on the mower recently, man.
The nice thing.
Yeah.
Are you missing arm?
Yeah.
What happened?
I was born like that.
Wow.
What do you think was different?
I guess I messed up.
Yeah, I love to.
We'd like to go back to the crib and move right now.
There was all his life.
All his life?
You want to say how to stream?
What the fuck?
I was like, no, everybody's taking what the fuck?
I was like, man.
What the fuck?
You got here?
Yeah, I just got here.
You like your move, so I said let me know.
Yeah, we were dead about the move.
I remember that.
He's got my credit.
That's horror.
man not a serious game I just I like my mirror
yeah thanks especially with all the
places
yeah that's all you just a hard day with
it you know
yeah I can see it right here you all look at
Really?
No, we've been growing that for three months now?
Yeah, three months.
This is legit.
Make the beer, please.
Hi, man.
Have you eaten, bro?
Hi, man.
Hey, man.
You want to go see this thing?
Yeah, bro.
What the fuck?
Here's the ball.
Bro, he used to go stupid.
Yo, what's up with these fries?
What do they say?
What's your Instagram?
Something like that.
Yeah, he just stood on his truck. That's a good truck, though, Ted.
Yeah.
Grab the whole shimmy.
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, gotcha.
He said it's too fast. I couldn't, you know.
I'm gonna hold him for a moment.
You think you can beat him?
Nah.
I don't believe he's such a tough cop.
Yeah, you're right.
Unless you're fired because my nephew
He was in house
Yeah, I know
That was when we had this place to play ball
It's right here
Bro, tell them
I got that one now
You can tell them tonight
That's fire
They didn't give us sports, huh?
No, no
No, no, no
They're idiots
They asked what's up with us
Just joking
That's a bad club
Bad club
Bad club
That's why they were so quick to reach that fucking board
Hey guys, even with the beard fucking sucks, dude
No.
Yeah, tell him about it.
I'll do it every day.
Like this is getting all stuttered
with our fucking mouth and shit.
Who is not going that far?
Ha, ha, ha!
Someone just lit this shit up?
I, I, ladies, forgive you.
Who's tearing into this after he just doesn't eat me?
Yo, could you imagine?
Like, actually, I know you're not a buddy there,
but if you were, you had a beard.
You would make a mess.
Nah, they said it tickles and shit.
You said that?
Who the fuck said that?
I was going to just lick this.
Yeah.
Act like it's a butt.
Come on now.
What?
He's not going to do that butt.
He's not going to get hit with her ass.
He's not going to do that butt.
We're going to double up?
double up
I mean
No, no
I'm a big chick.
No, this ain't it.
No, it's not it.
That's not it.
Yo, hey, I'm not gonna lie.
You can scrape with this one.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, this is why Naruto needs to sit out here.
Hey, the chicken?
Good.
The fries good?
This is why Naruto needs to sit out here.
Exactly.
On my life.
Yo.
Naruto would never put shit like that on me.
Yeah.
Hey, come on and do the Naruto meal.
It isn't a concept.
You got that.
You got that?
You got that smell, Papa?
I got that smell too.
Damn, the more we look at it, the more we're really speaking.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Yo, I just want to take that thing back.
Yo, you hate that whole box.
Yeah, I hate that.
I always get that whole box.
You have to say?
That's what I always say.
I love being boxed.
I bet it.
I didn't mean that box.
I mean it was.
What's up?
It looks like I could see you there.
In the workplace?
I could see you there.
I was wrong, Hugo.
I don't even know what you're saying right now.
The Lebron means big head?
Oh yeah.
The one where you said a pole.
The Lebron.
Who's the Lebron beard?
That's where he is.
That's dad.
This is the Lebron beard.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
I don't know what you're doing, yo.
Get the brother.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Jack portfolio.
Yeah, he's got to do one of those.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, we got to, OK, you know, we're
about to spend the next hour rehearsing that.
Yeah.
Because we about to get that damn pay.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
He's going to start the whole thing, yo.
Because the brawn is right now staring at the lake
and see the boil.
Yep.
My glory is coming.
OK, D.
No matter.
It's the brawn.
This is hair kicking and stuff and I'm out. This beer shit sucks, yeah?
Yeah, that's how it usually is for us, man. You know how beers in the room suck it.
Get the roll, young boy. Roll the door!
And I got you. The chicken's good as always.
It's Popeye's, you know how it is. Love that. The chicken's the boss, right?
The boss is the chicken, right?
The brisket's good as always.
The drink, I don't like lemonade.
At least for Popeye's, I'm not a huge fan of lemonade.
At least not beautiful in the name.
Alright, I'm just gonna die of coke, personally.
Um...
Fry's good as always.
If you like really sweet stuff, that cupcake's gonna hit.
The actual cake itself is whatever, but if you-
The texture-wise is not the best.
If you like shit, if you like shit that sweet, you're most definitely at 500.
Yeah, yeah, that's a fat person meal for quick.
Try to do it.
Shit, there you go.
You don't look fucking-
Yo, this is like your beard right now, nigga.
Yeah, yeah, I left some on my beard too, actually, so.
I feel like a lord ass now man, what's up with y'all man, should I get something from
the gas station or not?
Yeah, I'm about to hit the gas station, I'll be right back, I don't feel like they
That was the 5th, man.
It's me, Agent Zero.
I know you might not recognize me, but I always do.
Who that nigga with the beard?
It's me again.
Tell me.
The beard life, man, you're going to have a mess.
You're going to make a mess sometimes.
Thank you so much.
You said it.
You're going to make a mess sometimes.
That is what comes with it, you know?
You got to accept the terms or whatever it comes with
at the end of the day.
Look, I always tell my young ones, like,
You gotta grind for this shit if you really want it, you know?
Don't let anybody shake you out your dreams.
You gotta hustle, you gotta grind.
That's the only way.
That's the only way, that's why I hustle so hard.
That's why my beard is a mess.
You know what I'm saying?
You gotta, if your beard is clean,
have you really worked today?
Let me get some mmm, so let me get some mmm,
so let me get some mmm.
Mmm.
I'm the banger to the mess I
the crime signal hard work check
only the crime to see you
already got the new shit here I try to new shit
Okay.
Good answer. Oh, yeah.
That's a quick. Yes, sir.
Appreciate it.
Have a good day, man.
See, if I just nod at me with respect,
You should have felt it. You should have felt my aura when I went in that gas station.
You see how everybody's just nodding at me with respect?
He said I need to open the door for me.
He didn't clear the path.
W5, who gives a five?
Tell you something. This beard is doing something to me.
This beard is doing something to me.
Stop opening my door, nigga, before I have another...
That's my truck moment!
I was telling chat like there's gonna be crumbs in your life the way there's
crumbs in my beard. You can't mind the crumbs. You've got to focus on the big pieces in a big picture.
You know, I heard somebody once say, don't back up. You're already ready to do the destination
controls and you're going to start to enjoy it. Bye guys.
You want me to bug me one more time? Yeah, say it again. Let's not let it get through me off. You want to bug me one more time?
Someone once told me if you back up into a park spot in a parking lot or like in a driveway
then you're not even trying to enjoy the destination before you try to leave.
Right guys?
Okay, we're there about one more time.
So when you're driving a car, right?
This is a phrase game.
Okay.
When you back up into a driveway, you're not even trying to enjoy it.
I'm about to do a pedometer prank on somebody, but I'm about to make this pedometer 50 less
than 80 years and they go over speeding in school zones.
Oh, 2012 YouTube shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So make sure to follow up, and you guys will see that prank.
Um, this year's gonna be on.
I'ma start with Davis, he's gonna have no fucking clue.
I guess.
Don't prank me, but don't be extra, you don't fuck with me.
We can't draw.
Then you're gonna end up in a classroom.
Home was pranked.
Oh my god, what's up to you, teacher?
I love you, you get used to this beard. Now it is atrocious to eat it.
But I like having it on my face.
Like, hold on a second.
Be honest with me, am I chocked?
No, no.
Right, not bad, right?
Yo, Brism, upload the reactions to people.
I'll upload the reaction.
Reaction to people who name me after me.
Yeah, yeah, not bad.
Do that. Yep. Thank you.
First of all, stay cute.
Travis.
Jervil.
Yeah, cable. We love you.
Uh, all of our team.
Like I said, shopping's cool.
That's not nice at all.
Shopping's cool.
Don't say that.
Shopping's cool.
Even if you need a shopping's cool.
Too smooth.
I like hops out today.
Uh?
The hops?
Yeah, the hops.
Because you have a beard on, you don't like something in the future.
What's a cup of your hops?
Yo, really, beards have like mad...
Yo, do women like beards?
Yeah.
God damn!
Yeah.
No one should miss like beards, niggas in this country.
I know what it is.
A lot of niggas can't go up here, this thick.
They tell us.
They hate right now.
They tell us.
You can't go this game.
Man, get that hit out.
Shut up, fuck.
Hey man.
Hey, y'all, he got the Kratos on his chin.
There's that fucking Whidditt freak that's got him on.
You can't be HEDA! HEDA! You really should...
You should do something about your situation.
Yeah, she said it's a little by her feelings, man.
She needs to spend it.
And it's too much! That's too much!
You have to lock in!
You girls, I care.
How would I suggest not, because I'm gonna get a license.
You know what I'm saying?
You get a license?
Uh, no.
imagine like my face or just imagine the face that you have if you 40 girls passed down and that bitch just popped out like that
I'm gonna just get back to you
I don't know what I'm doing so I'm gonna run away
you can't be like you
the head ain't gonna take a run away without you
We're not on the Caleb Head joke by the way, I heard one about it earlier.
Yeah, we've got stuff on here.
We're not safe and looking right.
Okay?
Yeah.
I was never, never wanted.
We want, yeah, we want the Amazon down there.
Yeah, I want anything.
Well, that's how I call it, the Amazon.
Yeah, the Amazon, the dangerous.
Yeah.
You're insinuating that they have like a TV.
It doesn't take work for me.
Yeah.
That's dangerous.
Hey, you haven't used that for a long time.
Yeah.
That looks like it's you, buddy.
I've been watching a lot of YouTube.
Yeah.
Maybe, too, man.
Yo, check.
You gonna make that run Coco Melon as a billionaire?
Oh, wow.
That's exactly what everybody knows about.
Yo, what you doing for a street?
You can't make your own Coco Melon show.
Oh, my god, yes.
Coco Melon!
Uploaded.
Let's see how much money we get.
That's an idea you should have told me to do before I hit 30.
Shit.
Yo, what's this?
You know what, now that you say it, it's a lot of ideas we got with that boy we can't do that.
Yeah.
Let's get the holy shit.
Yo, let's get the Coco Melon guy that owns it and get him on the streaming chart here.
He sold it to Renshoes.
He sold it to VCs.
Oh, that was funny.
Yeah.
Really?
How do you know?
It's time to pocket watch Coco Melon.
Oh my god, I gotta pop a white smoke on that.
That's crazy.
It's not like you're in here.
You should never have a big ass focus group.
Yeah.
You know what you do?
We do that idea, right?
But, because, for the YouTube kids,
but we're brainwashing just to go watch people on the radio.
So every monster in the wild will be a patient.
Go watch them.
I do that should do nonce I should do censored videos that help a lot you two kids
Yes, and I said like my YouTube channel in the description. Yes
No
And watch the spider out!
Yeah!
We gotta do it!
Ah, it's insane!
Man, twizzle the bus go round and round!
And then round into a check order to go watch twizzle the bus!
Go buy tome!
Buy tome!
Yeah, this way is down, man!
I'm just the best team.
Yeah, just proper
Yeah, yeah, yeah, do that then
Yeah, that's right
So Jack, when I get to house and ask that thing she didn't make the salad that I had gotten for her
And if she didn't then yeah, yeah, and if she ate both then she's a champ
What if it's on the ground like, absolutely destroyed
Well, it's gonna be a trash can case and they're like this.
You might have to tell us that you can't tell us.
You can't be kind.
I'll just open up the trash can and get something to help.
Just in case.
We need to get into the van and just go in the van.
Get in.
And drop this.
Don't be a lunatic.
That's what I like to say.
We need to start through.
Think what's better than being left.
We need to go in the van and then go in the van.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait for him.
Wait who?
What?
That's my big name.
It feels like that, what, three day?
It's not like a three day period on 6th out of the world.
That's all I got.
I've got like 80s, towards the end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can see it.
Whatever it was like, yeah.
She was the most lonely woman I've ever seen in my life.
You can see it.
You can see it.
You can see it.
You can see it.
You can see it.
You can see it.
I just didn't have you crying.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh man, buddy.
He was talking about a fucking body.
What is this?
You can make it sit okay.
No, son, no, son.
Thank you for the jail.
You have a undercover sex game.
That is funny stuff, man.
Holy chat, there's something I want to show you.
You hit it?
No, you don't want to hit it.
You think I should catch one?
I know the exact dimensions of this shit.
I would have spelled it, hit every chord.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
not a move so it's gonna look less impressive to chat with trust me channel and I just did
casually very impressive now parking this this truck in here is very impressive yeah what
he just did was cool but thank goodness no one was here to see it so it doesn't it doesn't
really matter
I'm very proud of you.
You ain't sexy.
Alright, so look, nobody panic, okay?
But somewhere inside here...
No!
No!
They moved it!
Now, how did you move it?
It was a bird in here.
Where did it go?
It was in here.
It was like a bird nest in there.
Oh, you moved it.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, little guy.
So we got some A&P birds, she for some reason the bird came and she had put her
nest inside my tools over here and I didn't realize until one day I brought
my blackling home and she flew out and she just abandoned the kids because she
panicked and so we've just been letting her yeah we've just been letting her do
were dang I don't know should we put it there I don't know oh my god please please
don't please kill it what the fuck all right get this away from me who got this
just just put it down over there maybe
what's in here what'd you do
Oh
Don't scare them unfortunately all my cars are fast and loud there's a
few that come dead
how'd you like the salad you didn't eat it why
Why'd you say anything I know Chris ate it you ate the salad I did
give her for it I did though okay well I had a good time eating Popeyes yeah yeah
I do have some shit in my beard. That's what people with beards do
What is that?
Yeah, but that's a salad she was eating though, right? Are you sure?
Yo, I didn't know the garbage can in there. I know the garbage cans over here
We can't call that the bane bar.
That's the bane bar.
That's the bane bar.
I'm feeling the beard, bro.
Oh, appreciate it.
Thank you. Oh, your beard gang.
Yeah, beard gang.
How'd that sound?
I'm part of the beard. How could I turn these lights on?
Yeah, I don't know how to use
And the guy stay in my room, bro
We're not
It's a little windy though, harder would never shoot in this one condition.
It's hard to step back too.
Hard to step back too.
Hard to step back too.
Hard to step back too.
No, just keep your hand.
You gotta step back too.
Keep your hand.
What happened to all the balls?
I don't know.
Alright, Ted.
What's happening?
What's happening?
I'm going to stop brother, stay on the ground.
Oh, that's so close.
Yeah, it's the pants keep falling, bro.
Let's take them off.
I don't know if this is your waist size, bro.
Yeah, it might not be.
Yeah, it's fine.
Christian just pissed me off.
She's quartered.
Beard boss!
Beard boss!
Yeah!
Man, the layups, it's only buffed to three point shots.
I can't keep wearing these shoes. They scuffed my shit right now with no socks.
Oh yeah? Quick, here we go.
Oh, I can't hold on to that. Let's take that.
Yeah, I love your positive. I love your DDS.
Alright, Seth. Go inside.
I need to go to the bathroom bag again.
Now I gotta take these shoes off. They're really scuffed on my fucking feet up.
Oh, you want all that? Yeah.
Ah, shit.
I hate everything.
Uh, whoo! I was missing out there!
Let me tell you!
I'm gonna take a video.
Yeah.
No!
No, it's- it's time.
It's time.
Yeah, this is-
Wait, what do you mean, bro?
Yeah, he-
I don't know why I'm having crimes in your beard.
I was trying to teach Ted a life lesson, I was telling him.
I said, it's that.
Sometimes in your life there's going to be some crime.
Focus on the bigger picture.
This is a bit of a troce, man.
You quick yourself.
Good.
Good.
Lost a little bit of aura there.
I'm telling you.
She's not being held up, right?
I'm just kidding.
She's not.
safe and free because someone who's
often would not be laughing. Is that right, Jack?
Singa? Yeah, that's me, that's me, yeah.
No, that's me. That's my cologne combo I'm putting on too. Is we good?
What is that?
I'm gatekeeping.
What is it? Is it your cologne?
Oh yeah!
That's like, um...
That's not a favorite.
Like powdery fresh.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, that is toned.
Just want him.
Two, two, two, two.
Unfortunately I just tore some of this off.
Okay, but I didn't take it off of me. I just took it off of all
Can I do one more thing before I take this off
All right, cutie
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
too much I will never go down I'll never go so I gotta see you see
that's the point he said he could have done
I
What's the problem speed you must be new or something we'll pass
I'm living life in this fast
I love you too much. I will never go
So I gotta stay speed
It's a good ass on though
Oh
Oh
So
Oh
Oh
Oh did he and R Kelly in the same music video goodness gracious man it's like the
fucking criminal adventures man
Yeah, I played this song and drove in speeds that would scare adults, bro
Really like this song my hypnotize you meant you want to go 80 over limit
Word to bro don't let the chorus sit on this song bad things will happen game allegedly. This is back in Canada. It's not real
Canadian crimes are not real
Yeah. Oh, I got a robe. Oh, it's a front cake. Yeah, it's a front cake.
Yeah, it's a front cake.
AHHHH!
Sorry.
Yeah, sorry.
Check it out!
Just rip it off.
In field extreme pain.
Yeah, that's correct.
My man's about to report winter x games. I I don't even know what that means. Is that good?
Pushing I'm pushing 40 now guys. I'm fucking 29
You're even gonna round up you got a graduate from school man
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I gotta do a bath in bed.
No, I'm just gonna hold it though.
Cause when that actually goes, it's gonna feel better.
And sometimes when I go to the bathroom,
they think I'm doing cocaine.
Yeah.
I'm doing drugs.
You're doing a dirty drugs.
Yeah.
Wemby clip, send me that.
God, damn this guy has a clip every game he plays.
What are you doing?
This is going, there's 99, and there's some senior up.
I think it's too fuming.
Oh, he got a concussion, no.
No, Ralph, this person's gonna eliminate him,
he'll be tight.
because the West was looking so good.
But that second round will be crack.
No.
I did ask that the Spurs could still make it
out the first round.
I mean, let's just hope he can come back soon.
This is Abe Lincoln, if he had dreads and was black.
Sounds like we don't have much in common.
Don't say nothing about the Celts or anything at all.
How does the Celts are doing good?
Are they winning in their easy Eastern Conference matchup?
They lost.
Oh, that's the same. That's the same considering their serious favorites and we're playing home. Yikes, dude
And whose fault was it, right? That's the big question
Yeah, weak-ass Eastern Conference weak as fuck
We could fuck there should be a couple teams in the West they get
I'm not gonna get into it
You're rappers getting sweat.
Oh, rappers having dropped the home game, Steven.
Woo hoo hoo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, you're moving quick.
You're like painting it off, Lucky.
Or is that a scalpel?
Is that a paintbrush?
It's not a scalpel.
It's a paintbrush.
Paintbrush?
Paintbrush.
Hold on.
So you like work on movies and stuff like that?
Thank you.
What's like that?
Can you talk about like what most interesting movie you worked on is?
Yeah.
Um, I worked on the Superman movie, that was my movie.
Movie?
Yeah, movie.
I was a proud artist, so working back then.
That's so cool.
It's really fun, man, it was awesome.
Really surreal.
You met him?
Yeah.
Superman.
Now you let them do their thing, like, you know, approach.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's professional. Yeah
Yeah, it was fun
So like would you would you go on early and then well, I guess you just don't point you get there before the talent
Well, it was for yeah, so we
Yeah, we're really early like six now
Yeah
If it real hurts, let me know, okay?
I'll make sounds.
Don't scare me.
Yeah.
But yeah, I think that was just more like, whoa, the day they cleaned it.
It's crazy.
Wow.
Everyone did, yeah.
Oh my God, I could like taste alcohol.
It tastes like rubbing alcohol.
It's like a thick, strong, older.
Yeah, no, if it's too strong, I have that fear you can use.
Okay.
No, no, sorry.
I don't like really like locked in on chat right now,
because it's distracting me from this feeling.
Are you from Georgia?
I'm from Toronto.
You are?
Mm-hmm.
You can still meet about Canada.
Oh, I love Canada.
I've been defending my Raptors all stream.
That is really cool.
What about you, Hed?
Just like the vibes.
No, I had a friend that abandoned me,
but originally we were moving together.
Then we got a house together, and then we got in a relationship
and left me.
And then he asked to come back.
I was like, sure, and then he got another relationship
and left me.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, nice.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
Oh, look at you now.
Yeah, yeah, now I live with other people that won't leave me.
Yeah.
Damn, everybody leaving you, bro.
Thank you for that, sir.
Yeah.
How did you leave?
Do you think I still have that house?
I haven't left.
Oh my God.
Yo, my face is back.
Oh, it feels free again.
Jesus, like there's no airflow down there.
Oh, you can move anything you want.
I was like going to...
Oh my God, it's not here.
Fuck, low five.
Oh my god, it was fake this whole time.
Yeah, the cat's out the bag, man.
It wasn't real, guys.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, they're fun trips.
Um, I'm going to LA soon.
So that's going to be fun.
collabs with some peeps. Wait, I heard your birthday's coming up.
Ahhhh! Who knows, you know? I'm not really a birthday person.
Um, it's your childhood trauma. Well, that's a very...
No, I just don't like being celebrated.
This is like awkward, like I didn't even do anything, I just survived.
Yeah, you know like I don't even celebrate when we like we just came back from the Amazon as far
like I don't even celebrate that but it's like I'm gonna celebrate because the day popped up
you know it's like just feel random I'm so different and unique
That's what I go for on stream
I
Birthday is growing up suck though you go to school get your ass beat
Y'all didn't do birthday beats in school birthday beats. Oh my god, bro
We beat the shit out of anybody whose birthday it was bro
It was beating niggas asses and I knew when it was when it was my birthday. I'll give my ass beat to facts
You guys didn't do that birthday beats. How old are you 12 you get 12 punches from everybody you fucking see that day
That shit was ass game.
How'd I do that? That's a convenient thing.
Yeah, we did. Okay, cool. It's called punches. Okay, we call it birthday beats.
Ah, yeah, I don't know how.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll be stuck like, I would have just had a beard.
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Let's see if it's a little delayed now.
Okay.
Yeah.
Chat's a little more delayed now.
I went from like two seconds late.
It's 10 seconds delayed.
But are we good?
I think it was just the OBS issue, chat.
Okay.
Sorry.
What is that?
This is the isopropyl meris dates.
This is the isopropyl meris dates.
We good chat. I don't know why OBS is doing that
You hear it right it's gonna do them
No, that's how they like when they can see me when they can hear me they'll say to so I know
Press
There's a lot of you. I have a beard. I just don't have it on now. What you mean
You just missed it bro. What do you mean? I mean I had a beard all day. I went outside with a beard.
I just had a beard. I missed anything? Yeah, I'll move bro.
Nah, I just put it on later man. It's my beard. It's my beard man. I put it on whenever I want.
You know say bye they should be
but I'm just gonna hold on hold on hold on
should pop up is main no fourth to be
fourth
piece I can't hug your little phone
Yeah, I can't hug that little phone.
Chris, you don't hug no piece.
I can't hug your little phone.
I can't do that.
You can?
Two's, I got a beard?
Two's, two's, two's, two's.
Yeah, I can't hug that little phone.
Yes you can, you can hug him.
Yeah, just go for it.
You don't have to run, buddy.
You don't have to, you know,
don't jump.
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Verizon's low right now to
Be good, y'all know what the fuck is going on chat
You know, this will happen at the end of the, in the final hour of the Amazon issue.
That same shit happened.
Where like, Tukki was going down a bar, her stream was fine.
Sweaty face.
No, no, no.
She's just moving the adhesive.
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As far as so as
Yeah, Chad, if it happens again, what it is, you're going to have to end it, bro. I don't know why two kids, uh,
I mean, we're about to head out soon anyway, because I got to get my hair retwisted, but, um,
But yeah, that's frustrating, bro, because the phone's fine, and the OBS is fine, PC's
fine, connection's fine.
The server itself is just fucked.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I can't even tell if it's just really delayed or...
I think we're good right now.
Detox needed.
Come on.
Dang.
I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! Oh my god. Not bad, huh? It's all good. Yeah. Oh, it's not sticky no more.
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