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I have today's something.
What's your thoughts on the mid tournament?
I mean I don't think he had a great tournament in 3s.
But I also think his teammates suck cocked for his standard
There were so many fans in here, the sort of stream spamming the vitality mode.
Like literally just spamming.
Like 60 people.
It was literally a fucking hell.
Bro, now they've all just disappeared and they're all just on another orb.
They've already all transferred to another org.
I don't want to make it for dinner tonight.
I might celebrate NA's victory with some fucking pizza.
Four wings.
the right post and I think now both acts thought he had that left side of the
neck covered it that's with the other way it's about one ninety seconds left a lot
of time he won't be one
now we're not done we're just fucked up
you can possibly set up
you serve prioritize recovery
okay you can recover on me
make a salad absolutely not
don't ever fail again
there's the confidence with the mechanics
a huge irritable they'll rival anything we're seeing at the edge of this tournament
to go up by three again. This is what we saw against Moxie in the last two years while it's final where he got the Moxie advantage.
Bro Donny that's how he is.
When he gets the ball in that position, when you mentioned earlier JV is really getting the reset early enough.
There's nothing that's to do. He goes low, he's going to flip wide, he comes high, he's going to fade.
And he is going higher again with that first touch.
This is going to sound like a kid type thing, but dude I'm going to move for some good chicken tenders.
Tenders demo it's f-gallant. It's got enough boost. I haven't had chicken tenders in a minute something
They played for the boost deal master stick in a safe
You're 30
28 chicken tenders that have good breading on it like from a good restaurant or really good
That's a goal
Yeah.
That's the right.
I'm a honey mustard barbecue
type of guy.
But that's really dribble and
that's just got it over them.
And it does make it.
Yeah.
I agree.
So the sky and now one of the
answer challenge it worked out for
the demo.
But so much romance, mother
ball quickly.
Oh my god, here we go, here we go.
Goal after goal, has been taken away, Alpo in love, comfortable, it is his best game yet,
a shotty, it still might not be good enough.
This is for sure. Yes. Yes. That's fine. Oh, Charlie chicken
My mom the only person that likes oh Charlie. It seems so right away. Let's go. Oh my god
Here we go, Nass
No, sweet
No come back for that. He actually had a chance. It was like a guesting game. Oh fuck now
He looks like he's just like what is going on?
going to get. Is it just going to be Nas dominating? We're not going to see perhaps now both Fiery's
aerial game. We're not going to see a punch back at counter attacking. We do get the first
game we're going to move forward and now it does open up a lot of possibilities.
And that's what we're waiting for. We're waiting for serious threats in the air,
waiting for the mechanics. And it looks like now they are part of the match that Nas is going
I'm not worried about him though. No, he's still coming back. So good pose not rushing not panicking
Always knows how to how much does one from two's matter legacy do you think?
Very little
Why I think it does good for you and like one be one so like oh, yeah, you're a ones go
But I don't think when it comes to actually everyone wants to have the account for three
Now if you want money, thank you
But if you're talking legacy like everyone looks at three to come with me
The issue is with Rocket League, when it comes to legacy, is the bar is getting set so high
now where like winning one world championship people don't look at you as
like a fucking dope you gotta like win a world or two worlds and in multiple
majors or lands or different like it's just not the same way it used to be
Yeah, I was never about to do this.
He spots him. He's got the target in his sight. The ladies X.
What the fuck?
He gets the chance to cut across.
Now he launches himself in. He's got the opportunity.
He's deleted.
You get the shot on target as well. The bomb forced him off line before he got demoed.
Now Nass, you fall in hand. We're gonna make him walk.
Oh, he's gone.
He's got the early ready step. He's moving away.
Good save.
You're still safe, Billy. You can wave that shot to the boost.
Gotta get back quick, though.
Well that's a good play out of Nupo man.
Those are the moments of the contest you meant to win the bouncer start not going your own
Your opponent starts building in confidence. You know, he's got a good there's just dudes on the YouTube just arguing
Some dude every time some guys that's something that was just saying nine to twelve times three
It's a minute in a one thing on Johnny and man hasn't scored yet. Yes, it's like the last game
You really did take this time before getting his goals that came later this time. He is gonna get one in the first half
3 years of erosion larry is probably all I was going to actually feel bad.
You gotta think like you're driving your asshole every fucking season and the big turn that comes around and that shit happens
Not only that the guy he tried to recruit
Knocked him out and said no, I don't want to join. I like co-fro an LJ better
That's what's fucking nuts
And then not only that, he took over in the series.
Okay, this is so hard to do scary for Nass.
Well does him never win an event like another thing again like a LAN that just won't happen.
Like I joke about it a lot but that was because of the people he was with I knew they wouldn't
win.
I'm curious what type of team Sissy teams with.
Exotic, I don't know what the fuck he's going to do.
Stacey, I could see with like, CRR.
CRR, like a, like a Jory or I don't know, something like that.
CRR, Stacey, and the Atomic.
I'll be honest with you, that Atomic guy's mental looks so bad.
I don't know if I would do that
That guy was losing this shit every goal
Also, I don't think he's the same quality player as
And luckily is such a confident face game. You are always up against your most recent result
That's always how you feel about the way you're playing and situations and positions that national scored from earlier
All right go next now
Yeah, this is this game
It's nice playing off from here. I think it's to try to fatigue his opponent
I think he's trying to make this as long and drawn out as possible. He knows that right this series just needs one more game
Dude, I'll be honest when SSG went to game six. I started getting nervous. I did I was starting think like
Man, if they don't get this first goal, this is gonna get bad
Where they don't like taking the time out they always just want to go next because that's one of those players
Yeah, they might get a 9-2
92 ladies don't be 92
You look so over like this
Bro the issue is now now nukal fully believes he could win this
As your camera on the top right because there's supposed to have cameras on right here and show the players that for some reason it's fucking broken
So it feels like we're just watching a regular show match
I'm not there to fix it by now
Here we go
way. And the thing is, it's unlike two, unlike three. If the timeout is cold, Nas can look
behind him and see nobody. It will be all up to him to just find an answer to this. And
that's different as well, because as we're still drawing his actual qualifier, even during
that event, he has brother behind him, just that little bit of confidence. We also
So
Dude vitality shot three for fifty one
Exotic was the only player playoff the average floor 200 points for game
the top five and time close to
the wall.
That holds in this playoff.
So they're on the ball the most
doing the leaks.
First killer and Shopify dropped
the hammer as FK averaged over
a goal, 1.2 for a game.
drunk Leon Dry last year. Now,
boat, the first, the inaugural 1v1 RLCS world championship win against Mobsian.
Could he do the unthinkable? He lost that game three,
it was at eight four, I think, and he looked completely out of it.
He looked done. I feel like if NASA's in dump founded,
we are because this has been a,
all right, this is going to start getting good guys.
Turn around the crowd still trying to get behind NASA,
The smiling assassin that is not smiling as much here getting to Neo Tokyo.
Oh, this is the point where it starts to feel very real.
At that fourth game, do you think it's Arafat?
I could see them staying with Stizzy.
Fuck no.
I hope y'all do that.
I hope y'all do that.
Bro, you need to get the fuck out
And just fucking, worst case, just fucking play for free for Karmencorp, if they can't afford it.
He'll make more in price here.
Monkey Moon will come back to EU.
Low key exotic and Monkey Moon should run it backwards in.
the possession but he's got all of those you can really also convince him to do that
well see four sounds crazy because now next world people are going to be saying
4 through 12 x 9 through 12
We do predictions that you
Here comes
Do the Yama
I don't even know what I do, I forget.
There's something like that.
I
Want you in live today, I would lie about nine
Yeah, nice play
We've been live 8 hours and 45 minutes.
Most of it expected, obviously something else is going on.
Maybe a half loss moved you off the wall, so Nass from the score, but he just didn't touch it.
Grabbing that corner boost, and what a start for Nass.
He's not winning the kickoffs, but he's winning on the scoreboard.
It's a good spot for him as well, couldn't quite get the trip up.
Nass is taking his time waiting, knows that Alpo's really the one that's got to try and force the pace here.
We'll see him.
I got time down on the main Rockery channel for going hurt to you.
I mean, why are you even typing?
Why would you just keep that to yourself and that's what you think?
I don't think she's going to go to a Twitch chat and be like,
ooh, let me watch the mod.
Wait, who's this guy that called me hero?
Let me DM him, let's see if I can list around.
And then you're gonna wake up and be like, yo, yeah, I just thought you were cute.
How old are you?
I'm 13.
I'm 13.
Nice play by Nassle.
Nass, if you're watching this pod back, DM me on Discord and say Nassle.
Can you make it five one out by keep Tom free jumping he's bunny hopping in defense
That's what's the load 15 out boy wins out
One that's the best it starts just back to the ball
Flashed across the net to make the save this is still for the first strong test for nice recent security
Will use it. Oh, no
New boss gotta dig deep
Oh
the
That's big anything you can do I can do better now says
says this is my 1v1 World Championship not yours
No, I had a game seven in an RLCS track final in a long time.
That's good. Very much like Zeba.
But here he's done it again.
Are you not?
The team won't stop.
Again.
He told the timeout.
And he's responded.
Damn, Mina fans can no longer say they have the Mina 1v1 champion.
And Nupo 4 fits already.
Are you not entertained?
Bro, that was cold. That was cold.
Stood up and bowed after he takes down the 1v1 champion.
50 G stands!
Wow!
G has put up the best fight!
That's all!
Yo, good for Nas, man. Actually good for Nas. Ladies and gentlemen, that's sick. Get up for
Nas! Wow.
You gave me a whiplash, man. I didn't know which way that series was going to go. Look
Beginning you have that locked in something clip, but your mental is so strong. How did you hold it in there?
I mean
I try to look at Delta because if you get Delta you'll lose so that's probably my biggest thing and I mean
Inspirational I love it. I treat out NASA's officially the best full-time player in the world congrats
So much though throughout that series. It looked like you were having a blast. I know what I'm playing one
I'm not having a blast. I'm very good. Yeah, you have such a good method. Where does that come from? How do you maintain that?
Um, I mean I mean on stage. I mean, I don't have my teammates or anyone next to me
So I just try to have a film with the crowd because it gets me that did not feel like a 1v1 grand final
I don't know why it didn't something just didn't feel like the 1v1 grand final
Like I'm down for but still I always do this
When you're a world champion whether it's threes twos or ones the stage is yours. You own it
The world is yours. What do you got to say to everyone out there now? You are the one be one?
Thank you to everyone who supported me. I really appreciate it. I'm really thankful
He just made $50,000
Yeah, I'm really happy that I won the 1-1 world championship because I got into a lot.
Cheers.
Congrats, kid. Congrats. You're officially in the big leagues.
Y'all think Nas is going to call himself a world champion now?
No, because he understands he's not the same.
He wants the real one.
You're 20-26, 1v1, 1v1, champion!
Congrats, kid, congrats. You're one of the greats.
You're one of the greats, kiddo. You're one of the greats.
Now go get your ass tick first SSG tomorrow
Honor him the shit
I I told y'all if I could see any
When the EU team win, I've always said the whole season
it would be zero man because I love that.
I love off season.
He's able to duplicate that.
And Archie's like, Archie's like,
he shows that kind of mentality.
He's not bad, not a bad kid.
Not a bad kid.
It can be to bounce back at a credit to Nubo.
He got a couple of games.
Stizzle tweeted, oh, strong on the day.
And then just shows the player growth
that he's had over this past year.
We for a while, for the last three years,
We're like, eh, National, he's not clutched.
They keep losing.
Oh my god, Stizzy actually tweeted.
End of the season, I'm sorry to everyone who believed in us.
We trained and prepared very well for worlds.
The hardest part to play mentally, 1-D-1 in front of you.
And sadly, we weren't able to show it in the games.
Anyways, I'm very happy with the time
I have to spend with my teammates.
Uh-oh.
That sounds like it's a farewell tour.
They made sure that they go up on the stage.
Always remember that behind every play and every game,
There's a person with feelings.
Oh, fuck no!
Motherfucker, you were shit talking more than everybody!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Bro, Sizzy, you're the last dude that can literally,
as you BSSG and you were going like this
right in there, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
That's some pussy shit now, Ryze.
That's actually some bitch shit.
Fuck no.
He did forfeit a game earlier much. I think it was yeah, people in the comments are literally gonna be posting that
It was the one where he was I think it was game three. It was I'm sure a guard
We stalled the ball. Oh, that was towards exotic. I am let's get out of here. No, I don't think it was
Only down by four goals three five three. I don't think it was anything with like teammate like I think that was literally
Oh my god people are posting
I'm doing this now was the noble that is in the match with him. It goes, you know, oh God do this
I cannot do this. I'm going to voluntarily lose the championship right here. Oh my god to bring up SSG
It just felt like every time that's when them I'm not saying shit on the Twitter
I like to sweet when the kickoff but I think that's crazy to say
Stizzy I just don't know how he can say that like I get it right if it was someone that
Someone that wasn't I don't know
No way he keeps that up. I don't know. That was crazy
Then there's like the best of that team by 10 miles and you don't see him after every series going like
Like, he only gets into it if someone's chirping him.
Yeah, here's the tweet.
Behind every person holding a troll or insulting comments affect them.
and then here's them guys this is why this made no sense when he did this by
the way let me explain to you exotic was doing this because SSG tweeted after
they put down the controllers like the 16 to 2 and they were just trying to go
next right and Stacey for some reason tried to get involved and was doing
this like as if he was like on the team that beat him and shit everyone's
What is going on?
What is this?
Oh, here go your vitality fans. These are literally their fans by the way.
These are their fucking fans by the way.
I know I'm not out there, but I had $25,000 on the line.
I'm going every now and then, baby.
I'm not leaving that stage.
I'm playing for that big money match tonight.
No books don't walk away with $25,000, and then $25,000,
also the, I mean, that's $150,000.
I don't want to go on champion, that means.
Good for Nass, man.
The 2026 1v1 Rocket League Championship Series,
congratulations to Nass.
That's the 1v1 Portal Champion.
Let's focus again on the 3v3 action
that will continue tomorrow.
We will also be crowning the 2v2 champion tomorrow,
That's our place tomorrow.
The main action across all the days of competition here at the World Championship.
We have five North American teams left, and the only other three teams all have won an international...
Oh my God!
Shopify for whatever vitality!
But...
SFG42 over twisted minds!
North America has had for a little while, and thankfully for North America, it's happening in Dickies on home...
I still think Karmine Corp are the favorites.
I do, right?
I will stand on that.
I still think they are the favorites based off the eye test.
But my God, man, can this get spicy?
You're shaking new ideas.
Why are you shaking new heads?
You should have.
Bro, look at this.
It's not the world, man.
Two EU, five NA, one re9.
I mean, you got all five NA.
What the fuck?
We're just all standing there.
Three best three.
And I'm still standing.
after all. To me. Now, well,
that makes sense at all. Five and 18. Hey, what happened?
It's a lie. You check. Go ahead.
If they have this is probably the craziest
turn we've had in a very long time.
I can't even remember the last
actually ever back when the tournaments
were this crazy. We didn't know they were crazy
because we feel like a little kid.
Incredible. This is happening a decade
into the east board here and we have finished
our gameplay for Friday. We can take a look
at the schedule for Saturday. We will finish
Stizzy turned off his comments by the way.
Comments can no longer be posted but the ones that were up can stay.
Oh nope, he deleted the tweet.
He deleted the tweet and put a new version to hit the comments.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he believed it and reposted it and turned off the comments, rise you called it.
There's 60 comments, I can't read them.
Hey man, if you're gonna give smoke, you gotta be able to take it.
If you're going to give smoke, you've got to be able to take it.
You can't win other teams earlier this season.
You're doing it all the time.
You've got to be able to take it back.
Right?
It's all I'm going to say.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, well, we are now down to
the final two days and North America does well
what not many people thought they could do, right?
So coming up tomorrow, we have
CarmenCorp versus VertusPro.
VertusPro top their group beating Vitality and Gentlemates.
Foot and NRT competing for top four.
Wow.
Then we have Falcons and Shopify Rebellion, SSG, Gentlemates, ladies and gentlemen, this
is gonna be good, man.
This is gonna be good.
Who plays first?
I don't know.
All I know is it's gonna be amazing.
And I cannot fucking wait.
I cannot wait.
All five teams in North America still alive.
Can they get four teams in top six?
Can Shopify shock Falcons and send Mina's last team home?
Knocking Twisted out in a wood.
Nass knocking out Nupo and the 1B1.
Could first killer knock out Falcons?
Ladies and gentlemen, in the highlight of the day, or the low light for some, Vitality
go out not once. Not twice. Three years straight nine through 12. Crazy, crazy, crazy day.
Fellows, thank you for stopping in making this all possible. It was an incredible day. Hopefully
North America can keep it going tomorrow. We're going to get a lot of good matches.
We might have a lot of NA teams losing tomorrow. No matter what, we're guaranteed three in
top six it's been an incredible tournament thank you guys for stopping and making this all possible
it's been such a fun tournament man and i appreciate you guys picking me as your watch party guy it
really does mean a lot man we're hitting like over 11,000 viewers just on twitch youtube we're
having like 7k it's fucking insane so thank you guys for choosing me a guy solo in it as your
thing i appreciate it man um new po tweeted did he actually i'll look real quick i need to edit
I'm going to leave it at that
YouTube video and throw it up
though.
Dupos at end of the season zero
tournament wins.
For our like lands zero
tournament.
End of year GD's laughing face.
Okay.
All right man.
All right guys have a good
one be here tomorrow man it
should be fun.
I'm grab some food be here tomorrow around 10 a.m. I'll be live and we go again tomorrow. See you guys
I
Wait, how is that gonna work though like how are they all gonna be consistently playing against each other
Shut up these people from showing up
The doors just open
Let's go to the season overview again. It was a long road to get to this point
playing matches majors kickoff weekends opens left right and center but we're
here at the world championship the crowd shake up afternoon I'm a season so
late thank you so sexy baby the crowd is you need they're ready to go to the
prompt yeah we're you speaking during the intro did you
try to give me the summary what did you say hello these guys are great
The submarine was there, but of course we're here at the world championship and
Teams have already been eliminated from the group stage
We have our contenders graph show who's still in and who's still left as the place goes at this land by the way
like you said we're gonna see teams braid out as
It's ridiculous, NA on top. They've come in at E, you had 16, and they've only got five, but NA, JV, it's your worst nightmare.
That doesn't even do justice because it's not only that they're all still in, but three of them are in upper bracket as well.
The only place for a team of one in this format, so NA's on top.
God, I want to hear him talk about the new format next season.
Do you guys think that... I don't think it'll be talked about at all.
Do you think it'll be talked about on Sunday? Maybe it might be talked about on Sunday. I don't know if that info was supposed to get out
Yeah
Probably foot and VP in the upper bracket of the academy taking out those groups and top drawers as well VP beating general mates
And also taking out vitality base. You can't tell me you've got VP players in your top 25 list coming up
You have to be the players my top 25.
My top 25 is great.
Great.
Get out the word about that.
I'm thinking it's on time to have it.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, goodness gracious.
Well, listen, we're really close again to that top 25.
Wait, OK, real quick.
I want to test the crowd.
Test them out.
Let's see what it got.
If you think CJ CJ has the best list, make some noise.
They don't have to give a noise.
Whoa.
Whoa.
OK, wait, wait, let's make sure.
That's what they're rooting for.
That's what they're rooting for.
What's the temperature on the road?
The temperature on the road.
Oh, it's pretty icy for me.
I'll tell you not.
They give me nothing.
They give me nothing, okay.
All right.
N-R-G fans, can I hear you?
Whoo!
I want to ask, we've got a Carmencourt fans.
Carmencourt, make some noise.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Blue.
Wow, blue.
What about some SSG?
The SSG fans are here!
There's one first-killer die-harm fan.
It's fun going crazy for first-killer.
The EU performance at this point, where do you contribute that to?
I wouldn't say a sign to anything in particular, but I'm particularly shocked by NIP.
I can't believe they're just out.
Yet they were still one game away from making it. They've had a bizarre tournament.
I still can't believe that they've been eliminated the way they have.
But as for the other teams, I mean, there's not been anything super surprising outside of
VP beating Vitality and Gentleman, but Vitality and Gentleman, they can be shaky.
So, yeah, KC for me, I hate to say it, but they still look like the best team.
I mean, I agree. No, this entire setup.
I said that I think KC are still the favorites to win it.
I'm getting flashbacks last year, man with NRG. I said that
One team carry in the region, they look the best.
2, 3, and 4 coming through.
We had EU1 as you on the other side, it was vitality.
They won the whole thing.
KC or EU1, they're in the upper bracket.
I don't want to be that person, you know,
NA's on top of the moment, but KC could just,
just win out from there.
Like, I don't have NA winning right now still.
Like, I'm just being fully transparent.
I don't have NA winning still right now.
I still think the favorite is going to be
Carmencorp and probably Falcons.
I think we shut everybody up
when it comes to the whole depth
shit and all that stuff.
Like that's no longer ever going
to be an argument.
I know you're ready to go.
Everybody's ready to go and to
get things started.
But I think looking at this now
of course.
What if Justin wins bro.
What if you've seen in this
tournament do you feel like
we'll have four.
Is it four in 18s in the top
four or three in 18s in top
four.
From.
I think it's going to be
in 18th and top four for all sides.
Are we going to get an all in a grand follow for the first time
ever to all Seattle champions?
No.
We wouldn't need shock of no.
You believe that, Johnny?
No.
What's your final, Johnny?
Is Korma a quarter make the final?
I believe so.
Yeah.
Oh, that's it.
What's that?
I think KC.
But I mean, it could be hard break.
KC, the tears would make it tough fours.
Top two would already be our best worlds for them.
It would feel like a win.
Yeah.
But it's not a win.
KC have Falcons on that side of the bracket as well if they do win out today so...
Yeah, of course guys the world championship home to a lot of international competition
but it's not the only international event that's happening. FIFA E will also be going on
and to figure out where the groups are
we have Colin Stumpy standing by here for the group draw. Colin Stumpy, can you hear me?
Hello, we can hear you how exciting.
Wait, what is this?
I'm the competition host in Europe every year, this is great.
We are doing very well. We are in the main arena of Dickies. It's very exciting to be back here, Cole.
And we have got a couple of pops and very exciting balls. This contains all of our top seeds that we're going to be drawing.
Who is going to be going up against them. So, Cole, do the honors.
V3, walk up, 226, get the draw underway.
I've always wanted to do this. I've already sort of mixed them before I take one as well.
Good idea.
Okay, our first team is...
Here we go.
Oh, USA.
Oh, chips.
USA is going to be going into our group to see it right behind us.
Just a little tease there for, yeah, at some point, at some point.
What?
So over in the group, of course, Saudi Arabia has already
seated in the host nation and USA heads over to group B.
Now, our other contending team is going to be...
the
nice
a little bit like nice
chuck it
why are you typing mickey
in one team fucking
drafted
CJ watching on there and his rebellion
so
we're on the fucking boards
Saudi Arabia in group A so that is not simple for them
wait is this the tournament
that first killer
played with atomic
a dynamic team and Daniel okay it's going to be we want France brazil we
already have a way harder bracket with sharia very very well that's fantastic
for them in our brackets already way harder it did they've had a good fight
didn't they yeah they looked at the Aussies we get fucking Brazil and reveal
what if France gets put in this site as well our penultimate ball here in the
top seeds is going to be
He's gonna be oh my god
France is gonna be on the side with fucking USA
Yes, exactly very interesting country depending on who end up god damn it. Yes, of course of course
Why those teams where always wondering who will and last one last ball in here when this fishbowl
Motherfuckers.
Nothing else, man.
Catch the fish.
Catch the fish.
Our final team from the top seas.
It's upside down, but I'll turn it around.
Wait, is France on the top?
Oh, wait!
France played with their fucking B team!
That's one of the continental championship.
I don't remember the finals.
No?
Okay, I forgot about that.
I forgot about that.
Hamilton make it.
Yeah, they did beat...
All right, so we have USA, Brazil, and Germany on one side.
And the other side is Saudi Arabia, fucking Australia, and Morocco.
We've got three on each side Saudi Arabia
Germany's a fucking good team to a group B USA Brazil into Germany
They're very very tough to groups so far. Let's get going give me a good mix give me good sir. Oh wait
And let's get some ASMR
That's really really bad for a home. I'm really sorry production is liberty right now. No
Okay, we have got first be France going to be fucking she lay that is gonna be
Gila makes it through a godly dodge davatron pretty good, but they what I had an over in the South American
Bro watch France is gonna end up over here. Hey, that's all yeah, we're gonna play fucking zinn again. So you get next up
And this pot is gonna be can I give you these? Thanks?
We have got
Puerto Rico
Bro they knocked out they knocked out fucking canada so close team
No, go close to the USA as well as a little bit very very close shot now gonna be heading into group A
So the USA that should have been Canada
Oh, wait during that side. Why are we not going back and forth?
Okay, all of us a tough one.
Very clever.
Thank you.
Is that lumberjack?
Yes.
They qualify.
From the Asian proxies of champions, you played very well in it.
Bumperjack.
That's along the way as well.
Good for them.
Sir, we'll go for this one in the middle.
Okay.
Do not be France.
Do not be France.
Always loved.
Always loved.
Oh, it's Netherlands.
Always love oh, it's Netherlands are possible
Next up is the Netherlands. Holy shit. We need so much harder. No, they will know they're gonna want to fight through
They're a tough team. It's like not even face off against them when we were over in Portugal in Lisbon
And it was very hard for us to go up against them. Obviously we beat them
So England still somewhere in here. That's what I'm pulling for but we're not playing with them
It's the England, of course. It's Drey's all the way in there
All right, next team will be this will be England by the way. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Yeah, this will be this one is
Italy
Let them in group B. Put them in group B.
Passing back always so
We don't mind that when they play we'll see
They look like the best team in here. They didn't win out in the end.
Bro, Rube A has nobody
Yeah, the best teams in this pot I would say.
Yeah, very very impressed with Italy overall.
All those nations I think is going to suck ass to watch.
Desperate to being up and down.
We have to get them to get
the group. Check it out. That's
in group B, right? Upset in
Europe. They they not France
down. You may remember to
qualify. Unexpectedly, can they
build upon that? As we go
forward, I remember it was very
excited in the arena as well.
When that Okay, basically they
got everybody on their side
because France are the big
baddies. France needs to go in
group A to even this out.
Coming up next will be
That's France the
Jordan
Jordan qualified from Asia. They not
The group a is literally getting Asia the most. Oh, thank God alongside check here. Thank God
Oh, so they look a bit stronger for me for my liking so far. Let's see that changes with these final group a look
These guys watch rocket league
I
Think you do not want them in your group
Obviously they're playing with potentially a slightly different team that they may will be fielding in the actual finals when we
They have gone into group A
Which I think now is very strong with Saudi Arabia and France the two finalists. Yep. Yeah, last year. Thank God
Final two ball England stood in here somewhere. Oh, yeah, that's an England sense of one two three
Let me put England. Let's see take it out there. We have got
South Africa
What do you mean?
Let's go!
Okay, I think this worked out pretty even.
All jokes aside.
So, BS, USA, Brazil, Germany and Netherlands.
So, there's four Fusola teams.
France England. Group A has Saudi Arabia, France, England, most recently at the Continental
Championship, got to the finals. Germany ended up taking them down and ultimately I would
say I don't even know. The Feeze refinals last year have been knocked out. So it's pretty
even. That worked out good. That worked out good. Completely filled out. We've
got Group A, Saudi Arabia, Australia, Morocco, Chile, Puerto Rico. There's four good,
So good to be we've got USA Brazil Germany Oman Netherlands Czechia Jordan and South Africa
Let us know in the chat which of those groups you think is bigger and better and scarier
But for now our time is done back to the cold girls. It's first touch time
Johnny groups from FIFA E one of those groups feels a little off-sided don't you think yeah?
I thought group B was shaping up to be the tough one, but at the end group A got a little bit tougher
Although, I think it's pretty even. I like it
So they've got something forward to group I absolutely stacked for Australia, you know Morocco in their Saudi go France
Even Italy look fantastic. She lays into the bulls in there. There's up to school or that's tough in USA
I mean, it's just free for group B. Surely, but
I mean, surely, indeed, man, 10-year USA since.
I don't know, are the boys gonna storm?
Is there a beast?
Lossy? Who's gonna come in?
Should they show up?
I don't know.
What do you mean, should they?
Uh-oh.
Just a genuine question.
Should they go?
They did in the first year.
They showed up to the Colorado champs.
They showed up the last time.
Listen, they end up losing a great series against friends.
We've got to make them end for that.
We'll see what happens with the World Championship.
They might want to relax in the World Championship.
We'll be happy to see those.
They might want to relax.
But we're gonna get put in the hide-seat here.
It's time for our top 25 players list between all four, but the first thing
dumbass look look at what Johnny can you explain the top 25 for us please yeah you
guys know what I thought 25 is so we did this before the main event started we
did this before the show and wait is there we put in our top 25s they've been
aging a certain way probably age worse than others and yeah we're just gonna
reveal it a little bit differently than usual we're gonna go a little bit more
back and forth but let's just get right into it. I think I think people know what's happening.
Yeah here we go. 17 through 24 here so 24 at the bottom of the top is our 17 and
okay how are we feeling about this? Why am I confused?
Oh man, that focus on CJ CJ for the top we got 23. Oh, the top we got 23. It just is.
Yeah, I don't like the numbers and stuff next to names.
reveals that
Yo, Justin legit looks like he's in his prime
I don't know what the fuck type of cocaine he took but he was it looks like he's in his
They're like a model.
Step up, I need it.
I can't.
I'm just dropping a 100 gift aid.
It didn't give a f***.
Do not!
What a puzzle.