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š„FWAHH LOVE A SUNDAY!š„MAN UNITED 5TH!š„HUNGOVER!š„VARIETY!!š„THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!š„WE ARE BACK!š„
12-21-2025 Ā· 8h 43m
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The moon is right, the spirit's high
We're here tonight, and that's enough
Simply havin' a wonderful Christmas time
Simply havin' a wonderful Christmas time
The party's on
The feeling's here
The only comes
This time of year
Simply havin' a wonderful Christmas time
Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
Hello, hello, hello there. Hope you're ordering absolutely fun.
Davy Dozy, new sexy, sexy bastard. Hope you're ordering well.
Absolutely fucking legends of course today. We are live.
We are rocking and rolling. And Magic United are playing
in 35 minutes time and I am fucking buzzing.
I am up for it, and I cannot fucking wait.
How was your Saturday night, Jack?
Did any of you guys go to anything interesting?
Any of you guys go to anything interesting, Jack?
For Saturday night, so what we're saying there,
I'll get on to what I got up to.
Nice it was, no, misfits.
Oh my God.
That was what the fuck happened there, by the way.
Staff pie, yep, fair.
So, a lot of people I know,
Yo, someone put bummed a dog.
Didn't realize that H's mum was back in town.
Well, yeah, clearly she is.
Devin, do you have a 23, mate?
And my alerts aren't working, chat.
I cannot see any subs whatsoever.
Are they turned off maybe?
That's why?
Nope, they're definitely not.
Are they popping up?
Hmm.
See if it'll give the thousand, see if it works.
Don't think it will.
Ooh, OK, well, I can see them here anyway.
Oh, wait, you have a 22, mate. Thank you.
Kale, thank you very much, mate. I appreciate that, brother.
But no chat, as we're going to say,
Spike, yeah, Spike's in his sleigh.
Bless him.
Spike's in his sleigh chilling, enjoying the time.
Spike.
Oh, my God, he's got a bomb.
Why haven't I got two of them?
Oh, there you go.
Right, there you go, Chad posted it.
Right, Chad, so, yeah, let's start off.
What did I get up to on my Saturday night?
Thank you for asking, not that you did.
Yesterday I had the Winning United Christmas Quiz, of course.
So we went around to the pub, hosted the Christmas Quiz.
That is going to be out on Christmas Day, Chad.
When I tell you it is fucking hilarious, trust me, trust me, trust me, it is absolutely hilarious,
right? So funny, so, so funny. What a night to be alive, honestly. For example, as some of you
would have saw, Steve from Corrie is a father of one of the people on the team. He's come up,
he's had a few bevvies. Everyone's just started going,
EastEnders, whoa! EastEnders, whoa!
So funny. We had a special guest as well for the,
for the fucking, for what you call it.
What was I saying? Funny that, yeah, trust me,
you have to be there.
It's gonna be funny in the video.
We have a special guest, Mr. Steve Bracknall,
ladies and gentlemen. Absolutely fucking hilarious.
Granddad Mike, by the way, fucking hell.
Granddad Mike, cheating bastard, cheating, cheating bastard, right?
Honestly, I couldn't believe the things that he tried to get away with, right?
He's going round to tables, accusing them all of going on the phones, going,
you're fucking cheating bastards. Jins, get a grip of this, get a grip of that, right?
Oh my fucking god, so funny. Next thing you know, we get the results in.
someone disqualified but yeah I won't say anything else because I feel like I
don't want to give anything away but yeah chat it's so funny it is so funny
honest sir and granted Mike right when he fucking as it as drinks he just goes
around going well oh oh well oh I don't get it like a fucking parrot he just
walks around going well oh well oh makes no sense honest sir so funny so
I'm so funny. Um, where's Spike there, mate? He's like, uh, but yeah, honestly, so fucking funny, mate. So funny. I didn't throw the 13, mate. Go on the fucking boy. Thank you, brother.
Scotty, forever 21, mate. Thank you as well, brother. Why is the music stop playing?
Excuse me.
Where's me Christmas songs?
There you go.
We had to pin my highlight.
Oh my God.
Leeds United.
Oh my God.
Turning over Palace 4-1.
Mental.
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Fucking go on the boy. I appreciate you the other day as well. I thank you, brother
Who are you fucking are you playing at the minute leaf are you injured?
I'm not gonna take the piss don't worry. I spoke to um, she works with that, sir
Dog you may I like oh may I love dog. I think dog you for attacking fullback
he's uh... i honestly attacking fallback in the class
i know people just don't know how you're a nightmare you buy us i honestly do
you play and love that
three one yesterday shit
it's really good it's not a book or
why is there
Sheffy, I've never known that, I took the piss out of fucking Steve.
Shit, getting assists in that, yeah.
Go on the leaf, myster.
7.1 in that.
Go on, you mad bastard.
Hang on a minute though.
Genuinely, just hang on a minute though.
7.1.
This isn't fought, lad.
7.1 on ETIR. Fuck, I got 6.4. 6.4? Oh, I did, to be fair, I did effectively score an
own goal, give a penalty away. I rate that to be fair. But I also did actually play
blind as well. So I also did you see nine goals. No lineups. I think we go. I got but
game. Fuckin' booked in a charity match. Fuckin' never heard of it. Fuck it off. I don't think
Socrates was on here. See, it weren't, yeah. Scroll down. Oh shit. 7.1 though. Go on the
leaf, my stuff. 7.1 and I got two assists and a booking. Fuck it. I'll be in fucking
I think it was right centre
after that. So you see, mate.
That. So far, it's going to
suck right as it forecast
actually. Oh my God, I don't
think I'm actually sorry from
this year. Oh, there's no
writings.
Birthday.
Oh, feathers is funny.
60th minute, 61st minute,
78th minute, 71st, 4th prick.
Oh my god, how the fuck?
Hey, we went out in town after the Xmas,
after the winning quiz, quiz, sorry, not quiz, quiz.
Fucking moderator Lee, he was fucking in there.
Lee, earlier that day, I just went and watched Donny
get battered by Plumber, 5-1.
5-1.
Mental.
Go on, Beth, fine, 5-5 gifting, love.
Fucking legends go on any cracking no hines fucking guy
Thank you very much, Beth and mate be no can I give you the video later? Do you need it right now?
Where's Lewis?
Holly what the fuck you're about love?
It's their birthday today. Ah
Should have gotten cameo earlier. It's a bunch of be no unlucky mate
right chat I'm hungry what do I get fucking starving
Nando's now that we had dominoes yesterday birthday could get a Chinese
Carver, oh, it's Sunday
Be no other five go on be no
Be no be no be no
Thank you very much be no brother. What a fucking go. Thank you, bro
Thank you, mate
Carver it would go off a carver it would go off, you know
What the fuck is this? I'm listening to this read off. I know thing there
What's reckon carver, right?
Chinese or Subway camera oh do not take the fucking piss out of me I ordered
carrot cake and a fucking Victorian sponge from the primary school days
right no one knows the sprinklers on the top yeah I ordered that at 3 a.m. whilst
waiting for the Jake Paul Anthony Joshua fight.
Ech, explain to me why one, it was meant to arrive at 3.30 to 3.55 a.m. before a fight.
It didn't arrive.
It then got to the end of the fight.
It still hadn't arrived.
I wake up on at one hours and a half sleep to go and coach Winston United.
I open my front door and I've got me carrot cake and me Victorian sponge.
Do not take the piss out of me.
Not a letter of apology.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Other than mechanical.
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Ask that shouldn't be
asking that question.
You put me off now you put me off.
Chill out, let me concentrate.
Macaver needs ordering. He needs a video and
Nah, I've lost man, what was I going to do?
What was I going to do?
Ah, that was it.
Overlay, thank you.
Fuck you love that
AJ free
Oh overlays there we go right perfect as I was gonna say right be no I'm gonna minute
King I need that vid lads gone send us to
You want two videos, what's going on here?
What's going on here? Beano?
This is why I'm not on cameo because I get stressed out Sam and thought if I have a six hundred bits
Come on some answer. Oh
He's ringing me
Yes, Ryan you okay, mate?
Fucking hell speak my mate
Doesn't take two seconds at all I don't put a lot more effort into that just because your cameos are two seconds, mate chill out
I know it's okay it takes three seconds to watch my fucking door
No, I'm saying you have to shut my door when you give me camels
I was like, that's not nice, that's not right. What do you want me? What are we doing it for?
Right, so the first one's from Jack's sister. We've asked about one of your friends.
Jack's sister?
Right, she's turned 20, she's talking all crack and blast. So what's your story?
That's just talking, what's her having for a bit of work today?
She's turning 20. Jack's sister, she's turning 20.
Right, I'm making sure she's talking against, you know what I mean, fucking give her something, fucking go.
Something, man, something very, just you didn't tackle it that.
Jack, sister,
20.
So, Kira?
Kira.
Yeah, and the other ones for, uh,
when you go home and they just say happy, or very Christmas,
by the way, I'd say that.
Yeah, they might even say that.
And how old is Olivia, mate?
Ah, she's very young, so...
Keeping PG?
Yeah, keeping PG.
Okay, perfect.
No problem, mate, coming over to you soon.
Fine, it's nice to have a great Christmas, just...
You too mate, turn off.
Right, Olivia may keep it PG.
Yes, Olivia may, I hope you're doing well.
You're an absolute legend.
Just want to say a massive merry, merry Christmas
and a happy new year.
I hope you have a great time.
And yeah, I fucked that up at the end,
and I can cut that, I can cut that.
I can cut that, I fucked it at the end.
I don't like the PG ones, it makes me feel uncomfortable.
It makes me feel very uncomfortable to the PG ones
because I'm not being myself.
Really makes me feel uncomfortable.
And the fact that all you are watching me do it
also makes me feel very uncomfortable.
And you're now getting shunned for five seconds.
Yes, Olivia.
What it was, it was Olivia.
Yes, Olivia, how are you doing?
Well, a massive, massive, merry, merry Christmas.
And happening here.
You've got everything you asked for.
And if not, just be grateful for what you have got.
Have a great one.
Can you say that?
Just be, this is why I don't do caviar anymore.
I don't like it.
No, see what I mean?
Beano just said you twat.
Olivia May.
Oh, right.
How many Olivia May?
Does it matter if I say Olivia May?
Fucking May I fucking breathe for a second there.
Sorry.
Yes, Olivia May.
Olivia May.
Happy Christmas.
Dickhead.
You're putting me on the spot here
You're making me be uncomfortable
Yes, Olivia may I hope you're doing well. You are an absolute legend. He's got to say a massive merry merry Christmas
I hope you everything that you've asked for and a happy new year. Okay, stay safe. Enjoy the holidays or a voir
There you go something turn right
You should have done this here. You rattled me up and poor Kira is about to get it
You should have done this
Yes, Kara, you fucking slag. I hope you're doing well, love. I've heard on the great
van that you're turning 20 years old, so when you go out and celebrate, try not to get too
pissed, okay? You're friends with Tom, you're doing so right, dickhead, when you do. Make
sure you do your drink responsibly. Don't try and shag anything that moves, okay? You're
an absolute legend. Go out and enjoy it and have a fucking merry Christmas, you
daft bitch.
No IPP, no!
That okay for you mate?
Go on Gunfer, first of all mate, sorry brother, thank you bro, yeah he loves him mate, thank you man.
Are we all good?
Let me fucking ring him, make sure he's happy with that.
with that. Yes, mate. You happy with that? You all right?
Fucking over the moon. Honestly, over the moon. You don't have to do that.
Perfect. Well, anyway, you've got you. You've paid the you've paid the pre-audits to get
them recorded. You just need to confirm the bid now to know that I can send them over.
You just get them sounds over and I was out alright?
Yeah, no, well, I said that payment comes free mate, apps are fucking loot-ly.
Well, I know what you got, Thomas, cleverly, so you better-
That is weird.
That is weird.
That- that is weird, isn't it?
Arsenal 1-0 chat.
That is weird.
Arsenal 1-0.
1-0.
Arsenal 1-0. Go on Rascal, thank you very much for the 1,000 pennies!
Thank you very much Rascal mate, legend, thank you.
Was it a boring game? Oh! Cavalry!
I ain't got a minute. Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry! Cavalry!
Oh, you just had a b, you know it, right, carvery.
Right, what, oh my God!
Oh my God, which carvery?
What's the best carvery out there?
What's wrecking a good carvery is?
Tobi.
Well, you see, I love Tobi carvery,
but on here, he's got a 3.6 rating,
and then I've got one here called the red lion,
which is a 4.4 rating.
Mmm.
I might go to be local.
Oh my God, it's fucking about to go off, mate.
Just hang on a minute here.
Traditional Sunday carvera.
Yes.
I want Gavin, I want Turkey.
And I won't be I don't think it now. Just gov'n and turker. I want roast and I want mash. I
Want a Yorkshire pudding. I
Want graver extra pigs in blankets. I like you throw five in go large for two ninety nine
It's been done. That is about to go off
Do you want to see a bit jid a bit of ginger singing only girl in the world fuck off Lee way though this fucking way though
added to the order what size can you get because I'll order some more pigs in
blankets me I'm not bothered me the carvera where's piggy pigs in blankets
signs you can order more some more roasted I'm gonna order some potato
top
Right into the city mate breezy two to five with that I can't order extras
To just order two carver is
No, I'm not in order to. I'm not in order to. I'm going to minute here. Sunday festive
carvery bundle. Now I actually missed that then. Shall we have a look at the bundle?
What does this entail?
I want Gammon and Turkey with roasts, with Yorkshire pudding, with gravy.
It's a bundle, but I'm not sure what the bundle consists of.
I'll just go for my normal carver.
And I'll get some apple pie.
Oh baby all I have one for Christmas is you.
Does anyone actually like Christmas pudding chat by the way?
Anyone like Christmas pudding?
Yeah, no a lot of people don't.
Do you know what I do like actually and Leo back this because Leo definitely loves it.
I don't like it because I've never actually tried it but Leo would have tried it.
big dick. That's meant to be big around Christmas. I've never had it. It's actually nice. I've
never had it but I can imagine it just tastes nice. Well, you know, it's just like a sponge
cake in it. Like a, you know, like a Baylor's after Xmas dinner and I don't, actually I
don't know Baylor, so I can't really say I'm getting round, but Erring, do you want to
see a one mate, thank you. Right, most outrageous set of ads. Oh, do you know what? I'll turn
the hands down because it's fucking Christmas. Let me turn the hands down. Where am I? I've
got to turn them down here. I'm going bang. They were on high, they're now bang in the
middle. 23 minutes to 21. Oh, it's actually a... Every 25 minutes there'll be hands. There
There you go.
It took me five minutes.
It's fucking Christmas in it.
Do you know what I mean?
Fucking enjoy the festive cheer.
Sing it loud for all to hear.
Right then, fuck you, what's this showershite?
Turn them off, I can't make,
still got a mortgage to pay here, do you know what I mean?
Can't pay mortgage with fucking goodwill.
Right, here we go.
Oh, I need me, I need me, what'd you call it, eh?
Oh my god, that's the penalty for the saw one.
They're not getting given!
Oh, that's an interesting one.
I can't lie, I thought that might have been.
Kelly Osborne, kids of mascot, I know she messes me about it.
So I can't go there.
What the fuck in hell is he doing?
What is he doing?
Oh, here we go. What a surprise.
Don't be getting stuck on a 15-year-old lad again.
That's a great panola. Great panola.
Well, if he does, any part, he's slammed that into the net.
Great pen.
Well, I mean, pen to pen.
Great off the line.
Interesting.
Right, let me mess his Lewis.
Let me send Bean on these.
never even have a shot here. Just about.
Lewis, can I please get an overlay?
Right, I didn't see that. Let me have a look.
Let me have a look. I didn't see that. Let me go back.
Oh my god, how is that not a pen?
I'm actually going to be honest.
I never think these are penalties, right?
I never think these are pens, but they always get given.
They always get given, right?
The fact that's not been given and so many of them will actually get given this season,
embarrassing wow that's mental he has actually just literally kicked him that's
a pen that in this day and age is a pen
unfortunately the game's time
oh shit
oh I'm not gonna be better on that's the sign of an addict that shit me self then
I reckon that could come in today are they one no villa oh no it's not kicked off yet
oh my god they're all going around high five in each of them I thought we could see them
already I thought it was one no villa already shit me so bad see what Lewis is sad
here we go here we go now we're not going to all the door I like China
about the game as we go but when people start ruining it then I just go subolma
my call of his ref and our mate is not I generally what the odds for a villa
penalty what are the odds for a villa penalty if my call of his ref and I'm
not even joking. Can you bet on it? Let's have a look. Oh he's got the ref cam. Michael
has got a GoPro on. That'll be good. Can't wait for that. Buzzing. That'll change the
shit decisions can you get a different point of view for it from it? Cards and
fouls. Right, here we go. Usually just a pen in the game, eh? Well, I don't think so.
have a look here. I've also just put a bet on
Oogartie and John McGinn to be booked. If Cash gets booked, he's off Christmas. He's
been off. What do you mean? Come on United! United! Rodgers and Cunha shot on target.
Dog who saw twice lamons free saves. That's good. I can't lie. I
Can't come on villain. Why why why are you being weird?
I'm fucking wasn't for this fucking for
Come on
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way all the fun is to see United man
come on. I've not got I've
not got the overlay yet. He
might still be in dead list. He
was out.
Oh, we won that game to be
fair.
My prediction, I honestly think
three to United. I don't. I
actually think
free no villa but obviously if we can we're laughing I don't know I generally
really do what I find what the odds are for because we're fighting the odds please
the villa penalty I'm genuinely curious because I bet them odds go down when
Mike Oliver's a ref. Super sub one. I get enough of that. Come on. I think couldn't
your amount or do something? Oh, I was behind, I went with life, couldn't you? Oh my God.
Look at that. Hey, next, so, 7-2-1, mate. I was behind a bit there. I'm up now. That's
beautiful from John McGenna kind of a lie. Offside? I don't mind. There's his defence.
Of that. Villarra a bit shaky here. Villarra a bit shaky. You can tell. Do you know when
you're playing that big team and you're a bit nervous? You can tell. Is this the last
football game until Christmas.
No.
Oh, no, we've got Fulham and Forest tomorrow.
And then it's Christmas.
Oh, no.
Well in heaven.
Oh baby do you know what that's worth?
Aiden Heather is the best on earth.
Forrest and Fulham is it?
Oh he's darts on every day though.
The game's on tonight. He is indeed.
Gehrwin Price and Lut Littler.
Fwoaaar.
Right.
Lut Littler, most one-eight is, and to win the game.
Fucking...
Emma! Do you have a primal of go on Emma?
Or something? You're knackered.
Yeah, I am as well
Think I didn't get to bed last night chat so 9 a.m. This morning
What can I say I'm just a fucking mad gun
So this morning yeah, you probably not wrong a car right now you are you spawn oh
animal. These kits are throwing me off. I've noticed that. The kits are a bit clasher.
Why can't United wear red when they play Villa?
We're already one no down because of the click clash red and maroon clash but
The soda's fucking...
Hmm...
Ooh.
Well, I'll watch Luke tonight. Absolutely I will mate, yeah. What time's your now?
Nine o'clock, yeah.
I've seen Joe Cullen's tweet. Is he kicking off again?
again I love Joe Cullen but kicks off a little bit
Rockstar let's have a look oh no oh no oh my god jump again oh my god what's
safe oh come on fucking unreal absolutely unreal not sure yet Leon
mate absolutely unbelievable that is unbelievable
beautiful oh also chat just let you all know I've forgotten tomorrow okay well
apart from tomorrow
street street streams are gonna be a lot earlier well not a lot of what I'm
I'm gonna be live longer whilst it's Christmas.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Wow, fuck you now.
Mental, yeah.
Because I'm on zero sleep,
I'll probably end tonight a bit earlier.
I've got ballers tomorrow, but then Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
I'll be live earlier for longer.
I'll do whatever.
Oh my God, that's what I'm looking at, you know.
That's what I'm looking at.
We can't see it.
What, you mean the football?
No way.
Fuck off, can you not?
Christmas day.
I think I've streamed every day on Christmas day
since I started streaming, so yeah, probably will.
In a way, it's a nice time to spend with you guys,
isn't it?
Because, you know, we are a family.
Overlaid, you know, I still don't got it.
do I mean oh here we go if that starts wait did did Joe Cullen lose to Mensa is
that why
yeah Joe Cullen is sweet oh my god go on Dallow go on Dallow go on Dallow
Oh corner. Oh my god, you give a gold kick
If that starts I don't want no part of it always likes men sir away from the board
But that that was plain for all to see I don't think I'm alone in feeling this the old guard will say it's part of the game
And put word into how you know it's cheating. That's not doubts
So mate men sir is known for it. I think he played Gary Anderson once and Gary said the same thing
But again, the game's a game, innit?
Do you know what I mean?
To be honest, it was pretty boring, just taking the piss every time, taking ridiculously ages.
Yeah, sounds like him. Told you, I knew what he was on about straight away.
I actually, I don't mind, man, but like, it is, it's shit to watch.
But again, it's like when you play, it's like when man United go to Burnley and they play a low block.
If it works, it works.
What's your stance on that, Jack?
What's your stance?
Is it tactics in game management, or is it just fucking cheating, what do you say?
What do you reckon?
Mind games, tactics, I think it is.
It's not cheating.
It's definitely not cheating.
just oh my god go dog it oh my god I just have on what a tackle Bruno I was
mountain sorry go on couldn't you I think it should almost be like time
wasted in it Joe I mean like you should get warned for it maybe but then there
are there are players obviously suffer from dartitis and then they can't
release a diet in time then you've also got the players that genuinely are slow
and then sir is a slow player bugger wrong he's probably been a lot slower than
he needs to be
little the plays him next little art is a force to be reckoned with me you could
take five minutes in between each throwmate and fucking let there's a
joke. Take me home United road to the place. What do you reckon about Chasmus so far chat
scammers or has it been all right? A scam. Mate, when I saw a thousand subs and I asked
And he has to go to fanatics like what oh my god. No, please please. I don't want to go to fanatics
That was a fucking scam I
Couldn't believe that on a sorry for the
Fucking funny that no don't give me a thousand subs. I don't want to go to fanatics. What the fuck
Come on. Where it is? Is that on the way, Eric Alvarez?
Ah, excuse me. Well, I did the ginger font. The ginger font I'm planning as we speak,
so. It'll be within the new year, don't worry. I don't think it's going to be a month
long. I could have called it the ginger font. I don't want you thinking it's gonna be like
mafia font because it ain't. Mafia font is fucking ridiculous. So I'm saying I just want
to make that very clear. Don't be expected because it's called our font means it's 30
days. I'm also gonna make sure I get the best IRL equipment so then obviously when
We are doing it when I go IRL. You're all right.
Do you know what I mean? The Lego Batman Chivarrain team, brother.
Chivarrain team, mate.
Good defending there from Mount.
Favorite Christmas song. Great question.
What was the one we sung in the jungle?
I like fairy tale in New York. Do they know it's Christmas time? And there's loads. Do
Do what else I like, I like Mistletoe by Bieber.
I do, I like Mistletoe by Bieber.
I think that's a very, very underrated Christmas song.
I am at ballers tomorrow, NDL will be getting it.
What a shock we play against Raz that some,
the rumor on the street is that
The club has paid tens of thousands to let him play.
That's the rumor on the street.
Yeah, it's mental. Surely not, yep.
Not a foul. Not a foul, that.
I've got a way on there. We'll
I've fucking love him too. Shall
I try and get in there? Let me
message him.
Ballers tomorrow's me.
Right. I've I've I've I've
He's got a chasmus.
Go on down low.
Oh, couldn't get it.
Take trampoline off.
Hey, Geese, it's you over the six months mate.
Thank you, River J,
five out of 20 months as well, mate.
Oh my God, go on.
Hard and low.
Great cross, our goal kick.
I'm lucky.
I ain't got why do you know why don't you like Gary on Gary on commentary class?
Well, I prefer if you what you call it
If you're a scouts, do I hear it?
Do I have ADHD no mate is 1080p my monitor he's so against United
I think that Christmas movie, errrm, boooah, Elf, Elf, Home Alone's God, yeah, oh I might
watch Home, Die Hard, you see, I asked this on the red carpet, should Die Hard be a what
you call it a Christmas film but I've never watched it so I can't really make
the judgment. Paula Express? Yeah, generally bro chill. Would you like watching as well?
Toy Story in Monster's Inc? Fuck off. Oh my god Jingle all the way. I'm gonna watch that
tonight. I'm watching Jingle all the way tonight. I used to have that and I
I used to be half when I was a kid, right?
I used to have a TV, small TV,
but you could put DVDs in the back of it.
Right, and I used to watch Dingo all the way loads, loads.
Put the cookie down, unbelievable.
I'm all.
Unreal.
What wait what film was released in July what um diehard?
Where's me fucking Calvary?
You don't welcome that ball a seven nine months mate
Jingle all the way mate awesome real up. I'm gonna watch that tonight generally
I've never watched Dias, I can't say it.
I am in the mood to watch some Christmas films though.
Oh George, you're gonna make me cringe, oh you're gonna make me feel violently sick.
When we go on fucking Instagram and all the couples are in matching PJs, stun around
the Christmas tree.
Fuck off, fuck off.
If I see Tayson ever do that, I'll never speak to him again, I'll probably show him, I'll never speak to him again.
What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
Mate, mate, chill the fuck out.
Chaz and Kate won't be, that's me, Chaz has got to go and see her, that happened to him.
Can you show settings for Streamlabs please? No, making them live.
Yeah, I can imagine Bez and Faith do that 100% every day in a week.
100%.
I feel as though, I feel as though, if you've got a kid, it's acceptable.
I think it's acceptable if you've got a kid.
In my opinion, if your couple has been together for three months then you're doing for fucking
matching PJs.
I think the only reason you've actually got together in the first place is because you
wanted to do the matching PJs for Christmas.
Yeah, tell them Simon can.
I know Simon can do everything he wants because I love Simon.
Fuck off, crow.
You're older than me, aren't you?
Hey Matty, give it to me, I've got the boy.
Thank you mate.
I appreciate it Matty, thank you, bro.
Must be allowed with me mate, four years
and with my misses.
What?
Must be allowed with my mate for four years
with my misses and I'm what stupid what you want
can I just say by the way this is games been a bit mess so far
but not even a short and targeted i don't think
love that heaven
place escort
Oh, what the fuck is that pass?
That's my family, at the minute mate, very good, thank you. Christmas shopping is all done.
Thank you very much.
Won't be getting anyone else anything, thank you. I've been sorted.
Oh shit, there it is, Joe Cullen as well.
Oh my gosh, let's go! No!
I
Got a score at any Martinez is so good. I
Think he's got a bend in their post
No, I do not has had that I can't lie. That's a tough fucking finish. Oh, it's a tough finish that
Flickton why why is set go not in the six yard box for a long throw someone tell me please oh
My
Harlan scored it. Yeah, Harlan the best fucking striker in the primate
All apparently Joe Cullen was telling men to to hurry up and everything
Oh, wow. This Joe Cohen thing's interesting. You triple cat forwarded. Did he, did he start?
Oh my god, let's go!
We're getting chances.
He isn't shit, just give him time.
I think he's got to shoot there.
he's got to shoot her
it's just first time little dink in the last four
heavy touch, he's just directing Gary
is he commentating for the fucking blind day?
Gary, Gary, Gary, my hero, what, what?
What are you doing?
I thought he...
Oooooohhhh! Hang on!
And it pits me off of McAlvary's on its way!
That's a good job, it's fuckin' not that idiot!
Oh my god, I can see he case clear of the equity case very good
Yeah, we'll say it's kids a chance to get some every Christmas doesn't matter who the plane against oh
Is it was there a need for that? Oh
Oh
I'm gonna go the carpet limits go yesterday he's in form of thinking now
Oh, I've just been called
Our the fuck have you got a scooter as your profile picture and you try to call me that a
I know I made one now. I'm the fact about that.
Yes, grab. Thank you, mate. What do I think of the Fowl on Gordon?
I don't know if I saw it. Oh, it's apparently every day of the week
It's a panel every day of the week
No, it's not maybe I'm gonna ask them else
Sample to the format bubsi forever for as well, mate
Not going out my game once it's got Matt here I think.
Marco, Marco, Misa. Marco's gonna come on.
What?
I'm just looking for something to shout out there.
Nice, there you go.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh yeah, so how many go to Calvert Living Score yesterday?
I missed that.
How many did he score?
Shit, oh 10 first.
Not bad, though.
You made me happy.
Well, this guy's a grey.
Oh, Alan Shearer.
Wish fucking dearer.
But please don't take my soul share away.
Ah, my soul share.
Love that.
I'll share it was fucking dear, but please don't take my soul shower away. I'm my soul sure
Love that well in Luke go back nice
Oh beautiful got me it
Hook beautiful and drop nice
Jay said it mate
Fuck it, Crosshauer. Bruno sends it long.
Unlock you that.
Are you on Pingu's Christmas quiz?
He's not asking, oh fuck, he has asked me, yeah.
Erm...
I'm more than happy to see it squeeze a recording with him, no problem, if I can.
I was indeed Keller.
J Keller.
Spice really cute, Spice class, isn't it?
Fuck, he's still pissed off my kitchen, though.
What a ball that is from heaven.
Mate, I'm honest.
Villarra struggling here.
Oh, my God, someone lucky for Mount.
Villarra struggling here, you know.
We're only 30 minutes in, so there's not really much to go off.
Vila we're struggling
Touch was
Beano said so I don't think he's being serious
Now
Nice
Change my fishes toilet. Okay, brilliant. Can't have a great update. Oh
Oh, it's on its way.
It's on its way.
It's going off, and that gets here, by the way.
It is going off, because I am hungry.
I'm hungry.
Um...
Did I pay for the pizzas last night?
No mate, I robbed them!
Are you fucking... you alright?
What the fuck is that?
Is he taking it?
Oh my God, why is Castamiro suspended?
I just feel right, he's under her error.
Do the simple stuff.
Get diving, run right,
tackle, and do simple short passes.
When he starts overcomplicating it, shit.
Oh yeah.
Elliot, do you have a 13? Go on Elliot, thank you mate.
I know, I'm sorry, I love him.
Oh my God. Go on Cunha.
Sure, ref, any chance?
Oh, is that not a booking though?
Go on Bruno.
Cunha's getting annoyed, he's not getting found.
We have to win it otherwise Liverpool will go back above us.
How many games have United lost in there last nine?
Is it one?
Everton.
Yeah, I'm having a huge miss.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's one.
Well, what was the last team we lost to? Everton.
And then before Everton was...
Brentford, no. No, I won't be Brentford.
Was it?
Wow.
Man, chest.
Yeah, Everton.
Yeah, it broke a bit with Beat Sundal and Beatle the Pool, Beat Brighton.
Morgan Rogers, Sean Target!
Target we're on telly run telly you're doing it you're doing it
Yeah, we beat Brighton
Forest we drew should have beat forest should have beat Tottenham
Drew both of them then we lost to ever in the 10 men that must have just been a freak game that by the way
That has to have been a freak game.
I mean, we've lost four games this season, City have also lost four, but we've drew five more.
Mental. Mental.
Should have, yeah, we definitely should have.
Spurs we should never have drawn.
How the fuck they scored two beyond me.
I've tweeted them for that.
Don't care. Also, Forest, we batted.
Right, now we didn't batter Fyze, but we shouldn't have conceded them to. They were shit.
Terrible from us.
Go on, Cunha.
Oh, Cunha's shot on target. That's shit, innit?
Oh, that's annoying.
F*** it.
I fucking knew I shouldn't have put more on that.
I fucking knew I shouldn't have put more on that.
I knew I shouldn't have put more on that.
Oh, pie's message, mate.
I've traveled so much here far enough.
Oh, I think he's it.
Cavalry time!
It is fucking going off. It is going off here. Let me fucking tell you. No fucking about
today. No fucking about. Fucking I'm going in here. No messing around here. So you've
We've got the cake that we ordered for the A.J.
And apple...
And apple crumble for dessert.
Can I hang on a minute here and just let me fucking readjust myself here?
Right.
We've got some potato tots.
AKA Small Ash Browns.
For drink we've gone for a Red Bull for energy
with a nice orange juice.
Curtsy of Kangaroo Ball bottle opener from Australia.
That is literally Kangaroo Balls.
No word of a lie.
And he's think like piss.
Well bottles must be different from Australia,
because it doesn't even fucking work.
Brilliant.
Oh mate, I have to take it back.
Oh, there you go.
Perfect, there we go.
Alright, not too bad then once.
Right, then, as for the carver, come here you slut.
Look at that, we've got garden peas, carrots, stuffing, mash,
gammon, turkey, Yorkshire's roast potatoes, pigs in blankets,
and a bit of stuffing.
Of course! Gravy.
He's all thinking I'm not getting any gravy, maniacs.
You know when you lick something and you just think, wow, that deserves to be in my mouth.
Mental.
Brilliant.
Ooh, ooh, it's tough, could be a tough one tonight.
And now, Batman says United.
Come on, United!
Unbelievable.
Fucking mate, I see that.
Oh, my God!
Can you get this on there?
Whoa.
Spike move mate, Bruno's fucked, he's not just fine, Spike move.
Oh fuck it Nathan, fuck!
Move, you're not having any, move.
Nathan, fuck.
I'm not like me looking for another answer.
Getting bored in the rain.
Imagine spy jumps open at it then.
Excuse me.
Right come on then. Unbelievable.
Oh a brood on my bill.
How is that a fault of the goldkeeper where Matt is, is that she just pulled him down?
Come on.
My Nan loves the J2, I very rarely have them, but I thought I'd mix it up today, right there.
What a time to be alive.
Oh my God.
Yeah, literally Rosa,
but there's a farm feeding eckles
where they're doing an unbelievable deal
that's happening on us again.
What's this there?
What's up look at the darts here.
Who's on for darts?
Who's on later?
Who's on litters on?
Look at that roast potato there.
That's crispy that.
Mmm, darn please.
Oh my God what a touch.
What a fucking goal.
What a goal, that's not even the finish for me, that's the touch, that touch to keep
the ball in. Oh my god, that finish. That's the fucking outrageous finish. They've not
deserved up.
My United 8-1 remember that yeah.
I'm not really worried to be honest that's fine. I don't mind going in at 1-0 now because we've been about to see.
Fucks sake man! Just to them trying to enjoy me carvera!
Fucking bullshit man!
Rogers has been unlabeled by the way!
Fucks sake, Rogers is ridiculous!
I can't even say anything about that. What a goal.
Can't say fuck off.
Four minutes at a time.
Mid-bite as well as half, I know mate.
It's going to say that was your old fault.
Should have put on half time, full time, United.
Oh my God!
God yeah!
Come on!
1-0, 1-0.
Morgan Rogers, 2 shots on target.
Matthej Kunja, 2 shots on target.
14-1.
Thank you very much.
Give me my money.
Getting united.
1-1, come on.
Well, they say you're most vulnerable when you've just scored a goal.
How about that one, Jeff?
Dogo what did I tell you as an attacking full-back is fantastic? He presses high. He's in he tackled him first time
I tell you couldn't ya
whoa
As poor eyes poor from Aston Villa that
That's like eating shit off the bottom of a shoe. You just don't do it
And they paid the price
Manchester United one Aston Villa one
Get the fuck him. By the way, just put a 10 on United with it with 8-1. Just say him.
Go on, Rastyka, I've ever 2,000 bits of massive thanks to the President as well, you're an
absolute legend. Thank you so much. I've got my jelly card downstairs. Thank you.
Absolute go go on. Thank you. Squire to have a table mate
44 cough
This this ain't finishing one one is it fuck
There'll be at least United free on this
What I will say is though
right now I'm not a jerk at collector but I see you came to the game the
EEEEEEEEEEEE
cauliflower what peanut file made this cauliflower piss off that's getting
thrown away I'm not eating that let me potato tots out here fucking cauliflower
Can't get it in the fucking bin.
Coley flower on a carver.
Oh God.
One-one.
One-one, I'm happy with that.
We should probably show you winning,
but we've not had any clear-cut chances.
So, yeah, I don't mind that too much to be honest with you.
I think overall, we've been the better team.
I think it's always fantastic when you put a 14 to 1 bet on it and it comes in, absolutely fantastic that, put 25 quid on it and I've won 3 to 75, thank you.
I've got Ugarte and John McGinn to be booked, so I'm hoping for them to get stuck in in the second half, and I've got my United to win.
Thank you very much.
G.L. Rushton, thank you very much, but I appreciate that mate, thank you.
Excuse me very much.
I only like cauliflower if it has cheese sauce.
I just don't eat that.
Go on lime with a five!
Lime!
Thank you very much, mate.
Hey, where's lemon?
Lemon in lime.
Thank you very much for the five though, mate.
I appreciate it, mate.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you very much, sir.
What an absolute goal.
Thank you.
Do you get it?
Do you get it?
Do you get it?
It's important that you get it.
I did miss the hold. Oh, it's the e-sign actually.
Villa, no one there deserves to be anywhere near it.
Oh, oh kicked off there on it
Awesome, ain't ya that's the virgin
Go on shout favorite gift did make thank you very much sharp go the boy
Right, so he wants a football highlights from yesterday
Right, let's watch Liverpool Tottenham. I thought Tottenham would win this until they went down to send them.
And then they just decided to throw it away.
In the sills. They started at the red card.
Oh shit, yeah, they went down to 9 man, because Romero got sent off.
...
... mental.
...
Oh my God!
has vert scored or assisted in the premier yeah assist is you not scored I
thought he might have scored when I was away
oh he assisted this game to me sir
What is that his first go and assist all season?
Oh, that's a jungle, Jake.
Here it is.
In the prem, yeah, in the prem I'm on about.
Oh, I'm at the bar.
In the prem, not shampoo.
Well, yeah, bro, I ain't fucking me.
Just you scored it against Frankford, don't be good bro.
Matt.
What did you make?
So just to clarify players can't take their tops off because it's a bucket but players
can pull the shorts down. Am I fucking living in the same world as these fucking referees?
I think a TK did it well for himself.
I knew it took me fucking out of that.
Manso.
like that I mean that's a foul ooooh
fucking hell games gone games fucking gone
the game is well and truly over
the game is well and truly over if that's a red card or a booking mental who else was
there well watch this one actually for the first time this season excited to watch
I can't believe that I've turned the pallets over for one I can't let it do look like apparently
it's an interesting one we're dragging chat penalty on open
Oh, wildfires. 50-50 pound. I told you Calvert Lume was good. I know he's only just starting
to hit farm now but oh cauliflower
hey he's not bad he's a premp or even striker that's the most important thing
mental friend three no it's crazy
GLOBALIM
Come on, Salem, you're going mate.
Five for the five, Gifty bro.
Outta the fuck, by the way, are you driving a plane around unique?
I am- i was a-
I was an accident.
Wadda bubba
The only time all season Royce put a W for when I've been watching a Leeds game.
And Leeds got a new goalkeeper.
Oh they used him all season.
Oh my god.
That's a lucky that.
Penalty.
Surely not.
Surely not.
Oh, here we go.
It kicks off here.
Let's have a look let's have a watch in this
Wonder I wonder how long he takes me froze
Sometimes, I think sometimes when the rest get involved it could make it worse.
Oh
Wait my carry out of five I give it a generally 4.5
Emily Emily Emily
For the fight give the devil off. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very much Emily. Thank you
Double 10A, it's about I think I'm gonna kick off after this.
Sulevich never celebrates like that.
Okay, him still going.
Oh, oh, you're going after him water bell and
Collins the bell and how how Joe Collins sound as fuck I don't get it. How he comes to that conclusion
How have you ever come to that conclusion?
He's a sore loser.
If I don't think he is, he's obviously going to be pissed off.
He's just been fucking...
He's just lost his game.
And also the fact that his opponents play like a dick.
Oh
We're not even back on yet
Unless I'm your marty and I said I meant that's fine Bruno's off. No
No. Please, please, please, no, please, no.
What the fuck am I seeing?
is nearly thirsty. Has he got a fake chowder?
What's he done today, just work around Manchester for a bit.
about
94 without union all other games fucking God
Oh my god, I can't believe Bruno's has to come off
We're I'm at cash out by the way and you're not even winning
Honestly, I've actually got a 3-1 Vilebrate and all over this game. Paul Merson said put
shore in midfield. That's what I mean. Some people just fuck him. In fact, they love the clips.
I reckon United should just go 4-4-2. Long ball, Sesco and Xerxes up front.
Ugarate Martinez in the middle
Drop mount back
Now you've done 4-4-2 Mount Ugarate. Oh
That's tough actually
Martinez yeah, he's played midfield before so I'm not really that good about it. I'm just a bit
I'm more worried of the fact that he ain't going to be sharp, he hasn't played the midfield in England once
and Bruno's ridiculous.
So we're about to find out, just say that mate.
Why does he copy what I'm saying?
How many games was it that Bruno went without getting injured for United?
There was a time when he played every game without being injured, weren't there?
years mental yeah we'll go stop the spamming for me to show my stream of
That's in bro.
Literally said to before, can't.
Right.
You know what?
There's a big thing when eating, right?
And it's how long does your meal take?
Fuck, idiot!
What are you doing?
Right?
No, not me.
It's how long does it take for you to finish your meal, right?
You could have something that tastes really nice, but you know, you've got to eat it
in minutes.
I have money to really enjoy that.
Really, really enjoy that, right?
And it took me a good 20 minutes that and I've enjoyed that 20 minutes
Excuse me now I am actually better. No, I've not finished it and I think that might
Jungle might have played a part there
But then again, it probably won't off because I'm not about a fucking absolutely cream cracker a fucking apple crumble a sponge cake
So when one door closes and another door opens, am I still hungover?
It could be a point in life where I think I'm going through a midlife crisis.
I never drink, but yeah, two out of the last four days I've gone out on the piss.
At what point do you start recommending yourself to rehab?
At what point do you actually go to an AA meeting?
At what point do you actually recognise you are an alcoholic?
Maybe tonight when I go out?
Fast.
Christmas.
Wacka Sananalfa on fucking go out and fucking get pissed.
Oh, let's go!
Bastard.
Don't go to any of those meetings they try and get you to stop.
What a dickhead.
That's what I'm looking at from Cesco.
Stone 21. Oh, I've been invited to collaborate on a sport thing, what's this? Spike. You
don't have any... Bruno's half injured, can't believe that. Actually, you know what, Spike?
You can have some, come here.
That's some turkey.
That's some turkey.
Fucking hell, mate!
What in the bed?
Fucking turkey, mate, on my finger.
Oh! Oi, stop snatching!
What are you being a knob for?
Uh, nicely. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. If you don't sit, you don't get it. Sit. Sit.
I mean, I've fucking, I've owned it all day.
Sits.
He's not deaf though.
Watch this, listen.
Oh, now you sit.
Sneeze, chew.
Sneeze.
Chew.
Goodbye.
They're fucking deaf mate.
He's just a knob.
Right, you're lucky to have your piss off.
Oh he wants a cauliflower, cauliflower. Come away, bit your bed.
I've got no more turkey, come on you.
Come on, move mate, good boy. There's no more turkey there.
How am I doing? I'm absolutely fantastic, how are you mate?
How did you get in his knees when I'm talking not me my name mental that though isn't it
actually mental?
Good boy.
Good boy.
He's a good boy.
Eh?
Here you are.
Hey, yeah, you are
I can't lie never used to snacks. I don't know my side snacks all of a sudden
Maybe he's just fucking lots of better respect from different four weeks
Where's your phone?
He's just fucking lit the potato off it. Right. Fuck this. What? He just made me roast it?
Look here, I'm in a fucking Christmassy mood.
Mood, you got another roast there?
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Look at me when I'm talking to you, goddammit.
Goodbye.
Oh!
Can we see?
Spike, of course you can't see.
Can we see spike cause you can't open your eyes?
Loot shore on the corner.
Here we go now.
Snorlax chippin' three months mate.
Oh.
Ah.
Mound.
Oh, not bad that you know.
Right, let me...
I am doing a Rocket League 7 today, me and the Sidemen,
well, Jakey and myself in the Sidemen are going to Rocket League later.
After this, well, not after, not after this. Run that, yeah.
Um, it's also nice just to play different games, yeah.
I know, Jake, I know, I know, I'm sorry about Jake, yeah. I know, I'm sorry.
Just a scrubby didn't see it. Sorry. I'm sorry mate my fucking alerts have been really dodgy today. Ellie. Thank you
If I miss it, you're such a bother. I'm very very sorry, but I do appreciate them my alerts
I'm just not working today for some reason me on me moner. Oh
Right where is all the pain here no
I've got John McGinnon and Garth take on it each other, that's what I need.
Have I had a busy Sunday?
If I'm honest with you mate, no.
I literally went to bed at nine, woke up at two, went live at about half-three.
three. My Highland car needs a name. Sienna. I like that name Sienna. It's a B-S-I-T fan.
I said, Bulk, you're a cunt, you're a cunt. I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in
the beer city fan for just one minute we've got Jason others Stanley knives
and spanners we saw them city bastards out to fight oh to fight oh my god
Martinez! Oh my God! Oh my God! That's unlucky, that's for Martinez, you know. Why not? Why
why not fucking bang this custard and crumble in this fucking Victoria sponge fucking sprinkle
cake here and then get me fucking fat cock out sorry oh my god and George didn't win
didn't win straightly.
George didn't win straightly.
I'm like that.
Was the other person good?
Who did? No idea at all straightly.
Yeah.
Fuzz.
Karen apparently oh the the pundit now
Welcome.
Vice-Chairman's off.
This cake is unbelievable.
they've got one player mark him and don't let him on his right foot
oh now they're putting a crown on him
is he is he watching the right series
fucking crown is he an is he a nuppet
Oh my god! Morgan Munchen again cuts him on his right foot. That's all he does.
Yeah, Yoroh's got to do batter here.
Why is he and I ever giving it the fucking big one on the sideline like I won't fucking
do him in the brick?
and I like emre
it's fine anyway cause it'll be too too less in no time
I can't believe
that we've just fucking conceded again
Don't do oh my god, what a block. Oh
My god, what a block from cash
Nice bike
Bless him. What's the more I?
Buy you some turkey tomorrow. All right, nice turkey apparently. That's not a bad shot from the low that
Fuck sake man
Not having any cake in custard
Well, aren't there any presents under the tree because it's not Christmas yet me Santa hasn't been
That's literally difference getting tight to Morgan Rogers mental
No, that's not actually Santa behind me. That's his mate. He just stands in front.
I've never been to Scotland, it is, weak defenders, I mean what I will say is two of
our best defenders if not the two best defenders are out injured and we've got
absolutely zero squad depth
do you know what I mean who's fault is that people upstairs mate a
don't recruit.
But hey, excuse us, it's faxed.
We have got plays injured.
1.4 billion last 10 years, by the way.
I mean United have probably generated about fucking 3 billion so that's what happens when
you're a fucking big club mate.
I will be at ballers tomorrow and Dallow's having a good game.
I'll tell you why he's having a good game because he's on the right.
That's why.
Because he's on the right.
I can see them on the left.
Wildstone 2-2, get the fucking Sam Cox.
Nineteenth minute as well, getting Cox here.
Oh, I'm gone.
you. Excuse me. I must have
time for you to moan. Oh yeah,
you did. Hey, Jack for 22.
Thank you, brother. But you
but I defends the only
Prem proven. Consistent over
years Defender. We've Oh my
god. Go on. Mount. Go on.
is Luke Shaw. Yoroshyong and new and Hayden Havins youth.
Cesco, please. Just seems like he's never in the right place when he's 6'4'5.
Tackle, Cunha, that is outrageous.
Unbelievable.
My selling Santa.
Selling.
You are right.
That definitely Lord Farquaad, aim that.
Whereas Maynard, apparently he's injured, he ain't going to drop him, definitely not.
I just can't believe we're fucking losing to these.
First half, we were fucking quality.
again to Rogers though. I don't know if I'm the only one who sees this. I just feel as
though Rogers needs to be man-marked and taken out of the game. That fucking sleigh's about
Let me double check. Let me double check.
Well, Morgan Rodgers has scored two.
So he's definitely got two shots on target.
And so Cuny's had two on target as well.
Yeah, Bruno's got a fingered.
It was a bat finance game though, Bruno.
Yeah, you got the pay me now.
How long does AFKON, how long is AFKON?
Four weeks.
Are there any players that I think are being done by game time?
Yeah, could be mainly.
Apart from that, what a tackled argue.
Oh, no.
Offside.
Kiezer, couldn't care less. Ryo couldn't care less.
I mean, you're saying Ryo has been a star for game time.
With a greater respect. Just because you score one goal versus Newcastle doesn't mean you deserve a ridiculous amount more game time.
He's a youngster still. He's extremely young.
his development is going to have to be exceptional.
He might be class.
He's also 17, do you know what I mean?
Just because he's come on and scored versus Newcastle
to get a point and burst onto the scene that way,
it was, you know, with a great respect,
it's a fucking easy finish.
You have to give him experience, yeah, exactly.
Oh, if that's the case then,
why don't you just fucking start under 21s?
You have to do it at the right moments.
And guess what, unfortunately for Rio, is CUNHA!
Oh, no!
What?
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I thought I was in.
What was I saying now?
Yeah, Arnie Slott's not in a position where he can really give time to youngsters at the
minute.
in ninth in the league. Oh, no, not actually, he's fifth at the minute.
Who's got a card, dude? Is there? That's annoying.
You dirty bastard.
Has been. Why do you keep spamming that, bro?
Yeah, it's a buck in that.
Come on, John McGinn, get a fucking stuck in here, lad.
Come on.
Come on, John McGinn, get a fucking stuck in, big lad.
20 minutes here.
I was about to look in, I need John McGinn
to get a buck for a grand.
Can't be chivalry now, mate.
I have saw Reese Changes free kick, yeah.
it's shit mate
excuse me
by the way that should have been two assists for doggie this game
and don't start the game when i said
is a bit unbelievable attacking fullback
excuse me
I've actually not saw the free kick I can't lie just to let you know so I've not seen
it.
So I just know he scored on time. His dad's kickoff today chat
Seven again, I love it
Or do you know what I can't even be asked
I'm gonna have to put with Simon
is his team just won 4-1 and if we lose to Village and they give it me on Rocket League
Please please can we get the win
Look at 9 10, I know a microphone watch it. Oh shit turn Paddy power off
Hey fact also, thank you. Hey chat. What day should I go to Ali Pally?
What what days should I go to Ali Palle?
The final yeah okay I'll go to the final.
Oh flat just coming on come the flat star.
Darren oh my god.
Son of a, he's never finished it.
of everyone with the faces him and pricey's games are just fucking unbelievable oh it
can't be are they going to meet each of her earlier is that why
quarters okay interesting I might go to the quarters then
Hmm. Last year I went to the quarters and then I went to the final. I want to go a bit
more like, I fucking love the darts honestly, I absolutely fucking love it. Go on Fletcher,
Go on the boy.
Fuckin' love it you.
Come on.
The big dog.
Little MVG final, what a final that'll be.
Waco, what are you on about, brother?
How are you comparing?
them already when he was stepped on the pitch. Wait, who's he took off there? Oh, SESCO and
FERS. Honestly, I don't, I'm glad that Zerxes has come on. Not really done much today,
SESCO. Took your guy off as you know. He's learned when someone's butt take him off.
of it now. Ref. Thank you. Dirty bastard. Oh my god, was that John McGinn?
Bop. Lend her off. What do you reckon, chatter? I can't shout at getting money back for the
John McGinn. Do you reckon John McGinn will get booked? I don't think that he will.
Yeah, I said Mason Mount too far to think about Gary Neville says I see what he thinks
and zen. just zen. what the fuck was that?
What are we next Planet Day ZL our season's over for Christmas now mate so early
January oh it's my it's just me myself and I going right until I die
You it's just me myself and I
There's no fucking way Taze has got a streaming deal fuck is on rocket League of as I think there's no fucking way
You got a stream to get them, aren't you?
Looking good today James. Thank you James.
Isn't he on holiday? Oh that's a great point actually.
Oh my...
It makes him fucking Lapland innit?
Honestly, it brought you to your murder in Lapland.
Oh, nice, did you enjoy it, yeah?
What's she, it's fucking 14 or something.
Fucking Lapland.
I've never heard of anything like that in life.
What's he got for fucking Christmas,
some fucking lally-cally's?
Fucking hell.
Fuck you now!
Honest sir.
Mental.
Ug boots, yeah, 100%.
There's not been much in this at all.
And if I'm being totally honest with you,
we don't deserve to be losing.
A draw would probably be fair,
brilliance from Morgan Rodgers can't go on a miss block I'm gonna need mom's face
you're the 15 mate get a little bit to the tree Liam to three mate tiny
temperature 11 as well brother excuse me
I'm going to be a long 30 minutes. It will be for Villa look. Villa now are in a 4-4-2
well defending. What's up, Plas? Oh. Seven of me, not a fifth. Yeah, well, no matter
what happens here, we're going to score two, I don't think. So, I think we're going to
We've got seven for now.
Who've we got next?
Oh, Newcastle Boxing Day.
How is that not a booking?
then it's leads is it have we got new castle then leads tackle
that'll be good we can bounce back after new castle then that's an easy three
three points at Ellen Road. We got wolves again. Fucking up. Thank you very much. Fucking
love that. Fucking love that. I'm buzzing. We'll struggle versus Newcastle. We'll get
three points at Wolves, we're at home, we'll get three points in Elm Road and I'll put
that.
You won't, we will.
As long as we've got Delict and Maguire back, we'll be fine.
Potential handball there.
Nah, it's not handball that.
Cunha!
Oh my God, they're all appealing for handball.
They're all appealing for handball now.
He's got to be.
What the fuck are we showin' ambo for?
Why are we appealing for ambo there?
I really got a call for it, but at least make it fucking half decent.
Fuck it.
Oh, get the fuck in there.
Chases on Rocky League.
Get the fuck in.
That's chained me up.
Simon Josh and Vic versus me, Jakey Chas.
I'm happy with that.
Fucking buzzing.
shame jakey's on it on us he's horrible well in Luke would you like to visit
Scotland no in particular mate I will go one day to admire the fucking great
views you have up there. I'm not destined to go right now.
Where would you take your birdie instead of Lapland?
water park, car park. If you know, you know. It's where you go to dog, aka, f***ing front
to the crowd. Go on. Corner, come on. It's not, it's a gold kick. Should have been a
I'm pretty sure
No, get off is it so the look
It's all right avenues come on it. I mean I can cash off a 70 quid here. I'll lose 30 quid, but
Is Evan gas and gonna get booked
Go on, Lisa. Go on, Lisa. Go on,
I'll errm... who? You're about to find out when he equalises.
I know who this gal is, I've got voice notes with him tying the shits into me.
He's a prick, but I'm happy to see him do well.
Go on shei
He's proper scouts as well like fucking fachund that scouts
Make one later
Oh come on three one here. Oh my god. Oh my god
fuck you nearly free one game off game off fuck he's in a bit brandy I see a
shot mate say hello to me dad beautiful flick
go on doggie
Oh my god, swing it in.
No!
Fuck off!
Come on, man.
Six minutes.
Cognac!
Fuck!
6 minutes! Cognia! Fuck!
Well in flatch.
Where is Lacey playing?
right wing back corner. Come on!
Excuse me.
Come on.
Oh, that's a great entertainment going around that JD sports. Brilliant. Love love JD.
Come on mates, swing a good corner in this time please, thank you.
Love it, good press.
That's why we press, great press.
Fucking hell, any chance here?
Any chance of going forward, lads? We need a goal!
getting your fucking Senokai out of your dick
United will still win, I will have a reason
come on came from tiktok thank you very much hazel mate unfortunately you have
been scammed anyone who is currently watching me on tiktok you are not
watching me however feel free to go over to twitch where you can actually
interact with me I don't have a I've got no idea you're talking to you right now
Please, please, all my life, boom by me, no one else could ever deny me, three minutes
left of the game, please, can we score a goal?
Fuck you get out of the way then Mike Oliver you fat knobhead!
Move!
Look at me I've got a gold pro on me here, who gives a fuck?
Fucking Elie Martinez is the minister of silver, it's your football, honest sir.
You fucking wanted to come to us and we didn't want you. That's how shit you are.
And the winning. So I can't say it.
Please.
Please.
Oh my God.
Man on.
Man on.
Man on.
Please drive, please drive, step in, step in.
We're going backwards again.
Oh my, just fucking, what are you doing, what are you doing?
Play wide.
Pass the fucking ball!
LACY! Oh my god!
Half to win it, Xerxer. Beautiful.
Come on, Cunha.
Please
For the race may favor you must leave I brother. I go stream and thank you go on the boy
Four minutes at a time
Four minutes at a time
Please.
Wonderful cut.
What's the score?
2-1, Aston Villa.
Oh mate, if we can get a draw out of this, with this team, it would be ridiculous.
Oh my god, RAV! Fuck you, get him off!
Hang on a minute! Hang on a minute!
Did he come up for John McGinn? Did he come up for John McGinn?
Did he get booked?
Was I ever guess hard? Was I ever guess hard?
F**K IN A F**KING BOG HARD!
IN A F**KS BOG HARD!
F**KING BOG HARD! IN A F**K IS THIS SHIT? IN A F**K IS HE? Why is my voice so f**ked?
Oh come on United, swing a fucking pitch in here, two minutes left please.
Good cross please, good cross.
We've let someone's mum dress up as Santa, go to villa and watch him be united to one.
Mama's dress as a fucking Christmas cracker.
I'll ever let this happen.
Fucking silly salmon over there, don't see it.
Might cash out for one pay.
Fuck it, I've cashed out for one pay on United to win the game.
I've cast out for 1p.
Just in case
Launch the ball forward
Please launch the ball forward everyone just spam 2 2 please everyone just spam 2 2
Let's fucking manifest it
Come on 2 2 that's the fucking one 2 2
Come on manifest it manifest
You know what people are expecting?
Well what I'd like to say is I'm not annoyed, I'm not infuriated.
I think with a team that we've gone out there with, we're probably the hardest game
Villa have had in the last 10 games that they've won.
I thought we'd put a shift on.
I think if we would get tighter to our men and quicker out to them, they wouldn't have
actually have scored.
And then to be honest with you, I feel sorry for Newcastle because they're about to fucking
get out on Boxing Day.
Wolves will get another four put past them and got out on fucking Ellen Road because
they're gonna fucking witness sex getting put past them as well
oh my god that three points off the title
oh my god Villarra three points off the title
This shit. I'll fucking say it. This shit. Morgan Rodgers. Honestly. Fuck sake. Bastard.
Now, some of them, very questionable performance, but overall, apu and apu, and if Lee just messaged
me something about the opponent, isn't it?
Brilliant, what a weirdo.
No word on Amarin again.
What, what do you want me to say, mate?
I'll back Amarin.
What do you want Amarin to do?
You thought I'd cure us, didn't you mate?
Let me guess, you want him to change the formation?
Is that it?
Is that right?
Probably all you've got.
Yeah, there you go.
Honestly, do you know what I actually,
do you know what?
I just love it when you give it the bigger
and you just fucking doubt someone
so much and you turn it around.
I just fucking cannot wait
We're missing seven key key players
Seven that means four four players today normally play four
That's it
And we're mo our top gold scorer
Amad, our second top goal scorer.
Maguire, our last minute absolute monster.
Delict probably our best defender all season.
Bruno Fernandez went off injured. Who else are we missing?
Casamiro suspended. Do you know what I mean?
Stop blaming injuries. He's mad at it. As soon as other teams do it,
why am I nibbling? Why am I sat here nibbling?
What is that?
Why are you squeaky as shit?
Well after the Christmas party last night me, Callan Lloyd, went to the gay village,
Daha out to Rihanna and then got in about 8 a.m. Went to bed at 9 a.m. and then coached
Winton yesterday morning. I had ballers on Monday. I had Winton training Tuesday. 8 a.m.
was you on the gear. I don't know why 8 a.m. means gear but what I'd like to say
it now wasn't
and second of all
you spamming
mantis united okay but you've used to have it too much where you actually get
timed out for it though
erm
i don't care for seven
fortunately for me the season 17 games it
and that's it
there's still another twenty one
twenty one games to play
and i think we'll be fine
Right, let me go get a drink and chat in one momento, one momento.
Oh, I've dropped my handbook.
Woo!
And it all.
Go on, Zolt, if I had a four months mate, go on the fuck in by.
Why? Why does my music? Anyone else in Spotify do this now, right?
It plays one song and then it just doesn't play the next one.
Just mine. Who's Louisa? I don't fucking know. Who the fuck was Louisa?
You banger, you're the fuck I don't know what you're on about.
Driving home for Christmas,
I ain't said Lucy.
Been on a real point of a very dangerous game here, mate.
Tom, two or three months, mate.
For Christmas, yeah.
I don't have no idea who Lucy is, so.
Can I help you with that one?
And I've been so wrong.
Right.
Driving in my car, and driving home for Christmas.
Right, let me, where's my controller?
Oh my god, it's actually this, by the way.
Genuine kangaroo balls.
Oh my god, actually, is it?
They're balls from a kangaroo.
There's a ball.
The balls have dropped.
It's a ball opener from genuine kangaroo balls.
Like, first reel, ball sacs reel.
What they do is,
as you can hear, it's very hard.
So they'll put something inside it
and then it all goes extremely hard.
I wonder if the balls are actually in there.
I've got some more downstairs.
I wonder if it's worth cracking one open.
Fucking stinks.
Absolutely stinks.
Honest sir.
Next to me.
It's the same.
This channel got weird, sorry.
I was just curious.
I got something, I was like.
Excuse me.
Right, that'll be one minute.
There we go.
Modelled off Kiosk have there you go mate.
Honestly, in Aussie days they have some random stuff though,
you wouldn't even believe.
What else do they get?
You can buy koala paws.
They make koala hands with a claws as back scratchers.
What else mate, it's crazy.
Muted moves, 35 gifted mate, go on the boy,
35 mate, legend.
Thank you very much, brother.
I appreciate that a lot man, thank you.
Thank you sir.
One's a 5k raffle, same day as I always said, nothing's changed. Don't need to get promoted,
I wonder what the odds are on that. A thousand memories, I should have put more on that
on you and Rodgers. 14 to 1. Right where am I here? Darts. Let's get a Darts back around
quick. Keen Barret. Oh, Schindler or Barret. Well the crowd will be on Barret's side so
I reckon Keen Barret will beat him. Gearing price, obviously going to win. Litler on
I'm going to back and Damon here I'm going to back five to one I'll put on them Max I
can put on the 25.
Shoney, do you have a 24 month mate?
Thank you.
You're all saying Shinra?
Nah.
Nah, to be fair my head is saying Shinra with my heart saying Barry.
I do back it and that's why you don't drink them because they're so easy to drink.
you know what I mean? Just like that it's done. Fuck sake. Fuck champs tonight. Oh just
remember I can't mate. I can't can I sorry. Yeah gutted mate. Gutted I can't. How come?
I still don't go over a bit.
Shiny nose.
Where is Zip a song?
No.
Chew.
Go on, Ali, throw the gift in Z, LC, throw it in the seven miles, brother, go on the
boy.
I don't know where you might have turned up.
Brilliant.
Why is it taking so long to get on with that?
Oh, four minutes.
Two boo sessions in three days, I'm telling you mate, I'm fucking out of pizzerias.
I have got a combined five hours sleep in the last 48 hours.
And the definition of fucked me.
So here it is, Merry Christmas everybody.
is having fun look to the future and now oh mr. mr. bees got any video out so
survive 30 days trapped in the sky one of the greatest rounds ever
Oh my god, Pi's vlog is actually going to be unreal.
He's actually going to be unreal, Pi's vlog.
Shall I give you a little bit of an insight of what Pi was giving and what will be in
his vlog?
This is unreleased footage.
This is before the game.
As before the game.
Oh my God, he caught him.
Mental.
He was the first ever Mexican heavyweight, nothing left to prove.
I hear that.
I think the smartest thing for what Andy will be should have done was avoid fighting Joshua
the second time.
He should have just ran from him.
Oh, was there a rematch?
Ah, okay, rematch clause, stars.
Is he still fighting now?
Those are tires.
I'm sure someone gets knocked out of her.
Oh my god.
Yeah, mad. What a round, what a round. That's proper boxing, that. Not making the fucking
thing bigger so you can run around in circles just let you know that's proper fucking boxing
now i'm going on site i'm going on there rock you leave the side map in a minute
Genuine 9 out of this!
Oooooohhhh!
Very close.
He's fucking class by the way.
He's absolutely unbelievable.
J.K. in Chatham Discord.
Yes, Charlie Clark, you okay mate?
Yes Morgan, I'm just checking in if you're okay. Are you good?
I'm very good, thank you mate, yeah?
Do you know what mate, I just want to say I fucking love your name.
What, Morgan?
Yeah.
Morgan Rogers! You're a fucking shit! Imagine getting done two on up in the park! You're fucking shit mate!
Guess what, are you not in a band this year, you're not in a list, you're not in a lab, no you're not!
Welcome out the jungle, you're back to fucking reality, you share the same name as the guy that filled you in twice today, you're fucking shit!
Welcome back! Guess what mate, you and the conceded, if you keep her just save them!
If you would have scored two more goals, you would have won that game.
Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah?
What's up mate?
You good mate?
You good?
You said my name.
You said my name?
Okay.
Jolly Clark.
Yes mate?
I'm not in the right state of mind to be nibbling back to you today.
Okay.
No vacation! Not in the right state of mind too, too!
Hahahahahaha!
Fucking hell, they're brought it back!
Not in the right state of mind! Fucking people, I just...
Fuck!
Wow! What a goal!
Wow!
Jolly. Clark.
Morgan.
Aye.
I'm not going to be nibbling.
Okay, I'm going to wait here.
I think, oh the last 10 games at Villa of One,
10 in a row, we've been the hardest game that they've played.
I don't know, let's not forget, 3-2
in the last 10 games of row has been the hardest game. They fucking won it, they've won it at the end!
They've won it! There's no way they've won it!
You're not even brought it back, don't go on me.
We didn't have seven of our stars Bruno went off at half time and we've got a fucking average
age of the defence at 20 years.
Wait, what did you not start? I thought you didn't even start. Wait, you went off.
You went off for half time.
You know about Bruno, yeah?
Yeah, for Anders.
So, I thought we played quite well versus Villas to go on a ship yet.
Yeah.
And I'm not going to be nibbler because I'm extremely tired.
Yeah.
And I'm not going to give you what you want.
No, no, no, I understand that.
It's just the same, your football club can't give you what you want to give up.
Yet again, another week of despair at Man United Football Club.
I mean, how long can it go on like this?
We've only lost five games all season.
Where are you in the prep?
Seventh.
To be fair.
that's actually pretty good exactly we're seventh we're three points off fifth okay
there's no need to get agitated there's no need to overreact
look at the badge that is on your on your chest yeah and you've just said it
ain't that bad we're three points off fifth I'm so sorry what is football
clubs don't you mate? You are meant to be man united. I'm so sorry about this don't you
mate? Do you know what it is though? I'm a realist. I understand that we ain't gonna
compete for the title at this minute in time. We're in a process and you out of everyone
considering that you were doubting Artheta. Okay? Remember that? You wanted Artheta gone
but they were your words, right? You fucking clueless...
I'm pretty sure we've won more in the last three years and I have to not have done it.
I'll tell you that alone.
That's just not true.
Really?
We've won two Community Shields and an FA Cup.
We're not counting Community Shields and they're not Community Shields by the way.
in the words of your manager, charity shields.
Do you know what I mean?
Is there a problem with it being for charity,
instead of, I don't know, just because
I ain't got barbecues on the front of it,
you turn a blind eye, because it says charity.
No, your manager called him charity shields,
remember that.
So that's what I fake up, right?
You know how many years?
Seven years?
Yeah, seven years.
It's pathetic.
I feel fucking sorry for you a lot. You can say what you want but at least every year
you can only banter me after May. I can banter you from November because this is your season
done by then. At least ask for support in May. Yours is done by November.
By the way, you actually are a foreigner partner. Do you see it?
Yeah falling apart top of the league of Christmas top of the champions league in every single
cup while you're 7 3 points off fifth got knocked out by groups being not in Europe. No worries
mate, we're shit ass lot. We're fucking shit. So falling apart are ass lot, they're only
This is this is why Arsenal fans are frowned upon because you don't see what I see.
Do you want me to tell you what I see? I see a team that's lacking energy.
I see a team that's lacking motivation.
see an Arsenal team Chas right you've scraped a win versus Wolves yeah they've
scraped a win versus Everton and I think they're very scared for them next
couple of games in that live Premier League because they know straight away
they're not playing at their best they're getting very very lucky well
Well guess what Charlie Clarke, luck runs out motherfucker and show your season.
Luck runs out, to be fair, Everton's a tough guy and you know that they even beat you with
10 men at home.
Yeah, actually they had 11 men on.
The ref don't count.
The fucking ref does count.
The ref doesn't count.
The ref can't.
And the thing is we've had it a lot so far this season as well.
They brought the Winterball out earlier than they usually do.
You know the yellow ball, Chas?
They shrink to the Winterball earlier than usual,
which means the player is about to adapt to that entrainer.
They brought out her earlier.
And that's why we've had a bit of a slow start to the centre,
because we've been using a new football.
I'll tell you something, I'll tell you something, talk to you about it.
And also, what happened at Villa?
I don't know if they did it to you today.
The fucking reason we lost against Villa.
They put the sprinklers on 45 minutes before the game,
which means the pet, the picture is more slippery.
That's why everyone was talking all over the place.
That's why he could be fell on the floor while trying to clear it.
And that's what won them the game.
It's fine margins in football.
Couldn't agree any more. It's very, very, very fine margins.
Now then, we have got four minutes until we can take on Rocket League
versus the side benchers. Are you getting in discard?
Mate, we all are filling them in. Obviously you're in there mate.
So side then discard, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, speed it up.
We're filling them in.
You alright?
Nah, it's alright. Forget J.Q. I'll just mute him.
We'll just fucking mute him, Jack.
Fine by me.
Rainy days.
Let me ban you. Perfect.
Oh baby all I want for Christmas is you. What have you asked for for Christmas Jack?
What have you asked for? Anything interesting?
You've brilliant. No, that's flight simulator, AirPods. Oh, yeah. Cheers. Yeah, absolutely
fantastic, mate. How are you?
God you talk to
Just
So
airplane food a
Oh, yeah, just...
It is me.
And we've lost the same score that the Fatal Concernors have lost.
Yeah, I mean, so...
Lulu! For the five gifted Lulu!
Fucking legend. Thank you, Lulu.
Legends.
Right.
Erm...
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Pardon?
Absurd fucking Lutli mate.
Loved it. I know, I know. I enjoy my favourite thing about it was.
How can I slate you?
Oh no, I've got 20 back topping me, I'm just choosing not to say them.
Leona!
514 love.
Butch, 514 love says well mate.
What matter in Tuesday?
Streaming during the day and I wouldn't train at night, why?
I'm not going to be a fan.
Choose that card Wednesday maybe.
So why can't you do Wednesday?
Simon!
You okay, mate?
Really, really good. Especially now at your air site.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Oh, fucking a minute.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Fuck it a minute.
He does this every time.
I can't just say hello.
Who?
Ginge.
Ginge.
Oh, are you excited?
You're OK, mate.
Hello, mate.
How are you doing?
You got excited for Christmas?
Um, yeah.
Not like, you know...
He's just possibly, to be honest.
Thank you, thank you, miss.
I've been back.
Sorry, your voice.
You're okay Charles you're alright. I was. Simon what's your opinion on this? I just
felt like it's wrong. What did you say? I retire myself to my mates right. It's supposed
to be a group, supposed to be happy together. I don't get verbally abused. Oh I think the
issue here is you're judging them as mates. Yes see this is what I mean Simon understands
his colleagues. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, and I'm, I'm well adept at that. I've heard
Ethan call us that for years.
Brilliant.
Gingys on to rods, Gingys mates. I mean, we go by all of them. We go by all of them.
Someone screamed at their kid yesterday in Nando's, oh that's Gingys mate. Yeah,
best one I got. Oh, that's Gingys fat mate. No, yes mate. Ah, no, yes mate. That's
all that is worse.
I've just been JJ's white mate for years.
I don't know why that.
It's factual to be fair.
He's very specific.
I mean, he wouldn't say it the other way round, would ya?
He's not lying.
Well, you might joke.
No, what do you...
That's...
Yeah, Chuck, we get...
Oi!
Why'd you have me on that?
Oh, no.
I feel, I'm very, I'm very feel.
I have to ask, who is ready to check out everything new in Rocket League Season 2?
Oh my god, I thought you'd never ask!
Sorry, ready for it?
Oh ho ho ho ho!
We love Rocket League!
We love Rocket League!
We do!
We love your Rocket League!
We do!
We love-
I can't see the end screen.
One's there.
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
check it out mate. Yeah, it's also a new rocket pass. There's
challenge. There's a new a new rocket pass. And there's three
login and lots. You can unlock in game rewards as well. In game
rewards. Yeah, we drop rush. Drop rush. You're joking. Oh my
god. The rival wheels which is pretty epic. Whoa. Whoa. I'm
leaking my details there.
Right.
I'll check, give us a five, will I?
And then, come on, Jake, you know you're doing well.
Come on, mate.
Take Man United first, aren't we?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, are you winning here, will you?
No, I'm not.
To be fair though, Man United, they didn't play that bad.
That roaches goal was a joke.
Are you losing to anyone?
Agreed.
That roaches goal was an absolute strike.
Where did you go, will you, will you?
Oh, Bruno's now for a while.
No, he's not.
They reckon six months.
months for an amstrings should have you knob yeah it's mixed actually here I'm
here yes big star on two three not stream of it starting at longest of
times no that's not true we did we did nothing about the game recently oh the
battle battlefields better yep are you two love battlefields don't use 21 is
the key exactly passion when Vic said it you know
running this lobby. I think it has to be you on two three. It's me. It's you. With great
great power comes some responsibility. I see what he's done. What has he done? So what
he's done there Josh is, actually can I just say something Josh? Yeah. Your camera is
working. Thanks. Your camera is on it. It's quite nice. No, it's not. His camera is
Yeah, no way. Yeah, congratulations.
That's my dingsy guys tonight for now.
Can I also go and say yeah?
I'd love nothing more for that to happen.
I should get it.
Right on your bike.
Hold on.
I've got PS5 ready.
I've got PS5 ready to go, don't worry.
All right, Nick.
I've requested to join.
How are you?
I'm sick.
Oh, look at you.
Oh my god, hey.
Very nice.
I mean, you know, I've got a Psymen flag, too,
You know yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. Sorry. No replace station. No, he came out with speakers and a shitty bet. Oh
My god, why you done that in your bed? Why are you in bed? Yeah?
I meant I've shit. I meant to be my pants
Sorry, oh
Happens to the best of us man. The way do you need me got a Spanish Bob-man bill? No, surely not
You're joking.
Have you got a sprinch boss car?
No, it's just the trail and stuff like that.
The last time we played this, I felt like Ethan carried us quite heavily.
Yeah, he's actually pretty...
I think we try a Sidemen V-Boff boys.
And then we can get Mixy.
Well then we'll see how close it is and if it's not close, mix it up.
We'll give you a second of this game.
I think we have our mind, mate.
What's going on, mate?
Yeah, I'm cold at rockin' league.
Oh, OK, this could be another game.
I've heard things of you guys being good and bad, so I don't know.
Trust me.
Yeah, this guy, I used to play like a player.
Yeah, I mean, it's not really much.
I want to make it move, you know.
Blow their backs out, bro.
Pardon?
I don't know if that's part of the brief.
I mean, just let me just check.
Could be.
It might be. It should be.
Yeah, it definitely should be.
Right.
Yeah, it drops for a worse.
Are you...
Have you invited them bit?
Or are you invited?
I'm sure I've got a bad card in this.
I don't see...
Is that a spongebob card?
They're invited.
Yeah, is it that for all the spongebob ca...
Oh, oh my God, there is.
Item shop, what's in the item shop?
Oh, there is.
Where's the spongebob?
Oh my God.
In the item shop.
You can get a whole spongebob.
You can get a best spongebob laugh.
You go first, James.
I don't even know how you laugh.
It's like a...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, yeah.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Probably not me.
Anyway, carry on.
Yeah, and I think he wins.
I think Josh won.
Oh, yeah.
That was quite good.
Wow, you can have like,
gherkins as your wheels.
Yeah, I like gherkins, mate.
See you.
Yeah.
Try to share a piece of information.
You give that an edgy tooth there.
Yeah, you do.
Now, what does that mean?
you give that energy what that's for us to know
okay we understand yeah yeah we get it we get it don't we say we get it
yeah we get it we get it oh i just got it now
no you've not got it you've not got it you don't have it but boys i've got it
you don't have it hey jakey jakey explain it
what explain it so rock it league season 21
Okay, he's pretty epic and I'm purchasing it right now and why is it epic?
Because he's from epic games. He's just great content. There we go. Yeah
Ginger I'm fighting did you get that? Yeah, so he's looking for me a sports Bob McBill
You can't have that. I've already got it
We can't we're the same trends you can yeah, you can you can
You can't can yeah
I've not got it which you can't you inviting Vic is epic dude are big but oh
Request to join party
Thank you, thank you
You never had like a good game attack yeah, I used to be xx
I'm finding out my name to you.
Yeah, you have to know who it is.
Branding, Josh. It's Branding.
And then Jake the Space Man.
What about Space Man?
Why was it the Space Man?
I don't know. I like Space...
Do you like that too?
In Space Fair?
Yeah, I like that too.
And then I just went with my name
and then I just put a Y on the end of Jake.
Nice.
Yeah, that's...
I thought I'd go where?
You know, Sturkins and Doctor Who.
You still like Doctor Who?
Er, no, not really.
You seem like a big Doctor Who fan.
Like, you give that vibe.
Nah, mum.
He's one of them, he's like,
you're team performing poorly,
but you've still got a watch, John.
I don't think you understood what Simon's getting at there.
That's what you mean?
He's saying you remind him of the Virgin.
Oh, I didn't say that.
That's a used one.
That'd be fair.
But to who would it add?
David Tennant was the lead.
Oh, it's unbelievable.
I'll back that up.
I'll back that up.
David Tennant here was the lead.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
David Tennant's first YouTube channel was called Ginger Man Plays.
It wasn't.
My first YouTube channel was called MBS13.
MBS.
My name is...
Mine was called CAC FIFA.
CAC FIFA.
Yeah, why not show us?
Nice.
Yep, big Charlie Anthony Clark, full gov'ry.
Speaking of big Charlie Anthony Clark, are you joining him?
Yeah, I am.
Are you going to join him any time soon or?
I think I've been invited.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I'll give it a crack.
Oh, you've got to do it in game, haven't you?
I've requested to join Big Bert.
Have you now?
Yeah.
Right, I'm loading up.
Ah!
Oh, sorry.
What the fuck?
I'm more happy to have that I think
You got it, you got it, I believe in you
Okay
What?
Ahhhhhhh
It's awful
I'm just leaving you to do a survey, you're good at that
No no
No no, go on, go on, go on, do it, do it, do it, you're so good
No no no
I'm losing I'm losing insane amounts of street. That's what's happening. I'm gonna
No, I'm not leaving Jake's got something new to admit.
Can you, can you invite me?
Hmmm, probably get Vader.
I want to get Vader.
Josh, Josh, would you rather a 100,000 pounds or a get Vader?
100,000 pounds.
I want to get Vader.
Take one of your weight.
You let me down though, Josh.
I'm gonna take one of your weight.
You let me down there Josh.
I'm gonna drink.
It's obvious you know, you sometimes got mixed up.
Ask me a different question.
I think when you get we do.
Josh, would you rather have a dog or when you get rid of?
Hmm...
When you get rid of?
Oh my god, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
He's got no dead brakes in here yet.
Oh fuck sake.
Fuck sake.
You're asking again when he comes back.
You ever watch last?
I
Want
We don't even know our own two levels anymore because yeah, we're when I say Josh
Yeah, he's like fucking Ethan Ethan been playing secretly Ethan been
been grinding lobbies on me.
As you know, he had to play all the time.
But it was whoever he, team he was on won.
Yeah.
So I think...
Oh no, no, no, but then he got put in a...
But again, three of us and he got very angry actually.
Yeah, he did, he did.
He got very, very, very angry.
I think he was me, Bezz and Jake.
Yeah.
And then...
And he got very unhappy.
He got like me.
I've got a goal, I think.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, you should say that if you want.
Primary there's always bracelets that everyone and I just pictures of Jesus
Just so I just had a little read a bit of me childhood there. Sorry everyone carry on
Dabbing was fun wasn't it?
Dabbing was fun. I'm playing King Dabbing and playing King was pretty fun. Yeah, I know I did the plank in
Why are we not in a lobby?
We're ready to
No, I hosted this one mini-guze seven six mate. Oh, that's cold man. It's coming up
Lock in boys lose these we don't lose these when I say Bob you say boys Bob's boys
boys. I got a kick off. We're we're we're we're the Simon and
we're strong. Yeah, this is going to beat him. Uh one
already angry James. Oh my god. I can't believe it. I was
going to punch Bob car. I might have actually just like
f***** up my computer. I'm going to get back to you. I'm
coming in. I'm coming in. I'm coming in. I'm coming in.
Oh my god. I'm real. Yeah, go on the Vic. Have a day off
I'm actually unreal as well. I'm actually a hard carry hard, you know,
Worryingly this is actually quite even and this is probably like the most on-the-floor
Rocket League gameplay
I like that place
Nice
Off the wall
No, no, no, no, I've actually forgotten what touch that is
Say the bit mate
Come on off the wall
I may or may not have stolen your points there.
Yeah.
Chat-I'm on fire.
We're getting lagged!
What the hell am I getting?
No!
No!
What is he doing?
All right.
Oh, my goodness.
You see the urn chat?
I don't know a field of death.
I don't know what.
I don't know why.
I'm useless.
They've got no...
I've not got, like, no...
Oh, no.
No urn.
So, to anyone watching, this is a warm-up game.
I need lackage to get into this game.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Come on!
No!
Come on!
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Easiness.
Every time he gets the chance, he takes it.
Thank you.
I like the celebration.
Thank you.
I'm back. Oh, they're getting serious. They're getting josh with it. I'm getting back as he
How do you know how to go up why don't
Should have it like beautiful
Jin's sticking a box
Jogging on
Secrets can never be revealed
I'm not bad for a 3v1.
Not bad for a 3v1 I'm honest.
4k now.
That's jakey crazy.
Hey points don't mean nothing.
Jakey when is the kickoff mate please use your boost.
I'm trying.
Try a bit more.
Oh my god it's going in.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yeah absolutely useless.
What are you doing?
You're so bad. This is awful.
This is actually awful.
Go use your boost to get there.
Oh, that's a thing with it. You can be bad and really enjoy it at the same time.
What are you doing, Josh?
What are you doing? Why?
Somebody stay in the goal. You have so many more runs.
the middle though. You got to hit a little demo on him, you know.
Is he? I'm having a nibble. Right, I'm back. You got a bit.
Ah, I'll get it. Jake, hold circle and use your boost.
Check me out now. Watch this for a call. Where is the ball?
I'm feeling it. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to play it off the wall.
Your bird up the line. Your chazza play it through.
No chance. He's lost.
Vick's got the airtime of Ronaldo!
Jakey, what are you doing?
Striker!
No! No! No!
I'm going back for you, Vic.
You go, I rotate you.
Do some more, James, do some more.
Go on, Vic.
You're not smiling, Josh.
Follow it, Vic.
The map's in the last...
Ooh!
It's the dummy, it's the dummy.
Don't worry.
Nice! Nice!
Right, he's staying in there.
Oh, that's it.
Vic's done it again.
He keeps trying to get on the box.
What, Bert? What?
Bert, are you all right?
Oh no!
That is unbelievable!
That is unbelievable!
Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!
I think, I think I just, I think I just got a touch on it.
No, you didn't.
I think you did.
You just got a touch on it.
Yeah, it's definitely the least brief on the ball.
Minimum.
Bam!
One in Jake.
Thank you.
Bam!
Oh shit. Oh, for XO.
Diamond's going free.
That was almost on the road.
I like it.
Oh, how'd you go over?
I don't know how to time it.
I've just got like no concept of time, Mark.
I got it.
Count's 10. Count's 10.
One, two, three.
Yeah, you haven't.
LAUGHTER
Did I look at the board and just don't know what to do with it?
Oh, trying to get it upfield, lads.
Oh, I can't.
Off the wall.
Come on.
30 seconds.
No one is to kill for me, Ginge.
There's no hole.
They missed that one.
Yes!
They can't.
Last attack.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Last attack, no.
Yes!
Get in the box.
There's no one back.
Good try.
Get a boost.
I'm going for the bounce.
Yeah.
Right, he's flying down.
Inside of my brain.
Oh, no.
No
Pardon only one goal in that right yeah, oh my god. Oh, sorry, sorry
This time
All right little rematch, yeah, yeah
Urban central keep me there. I've picked myself in the eye and it really is
You know what? That is weird. I'm not sure why you've done that Josh
shut up sorry if people get to see at least like it's your camera working yeah
wasn't really good we've got content out of it so I must I it's my I was a
fork once like I was it's my old enough or kind of guy that she didn't give
up I got chili powder in my eyes and I top 10 words for you
how how are you guys doing this because they're just at the malls
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I missed.
I missed.
Yes, Charles.
Charles, I was just getting you some points.
Cheers, mate. I'm stuck, man.
I'm absolutely unbelievable.
Oh, God.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Fucking mess
Chazza go to the kickoff what you doing
I'm staying back
You gotta hold on.
Look down.
How are you doing that?
Don't jinz me!
You're shit!
What the fuck?
I'm gonna watch this one.
I don't go when he's hissing.
I try to save it. You moron.
You're fucking shit.
I'm not even gonna say a word.
It's over.
I'll say that again.
Come on, guys.
Oh my god meet the ball meet the ball. What are you doing as well Jeker? I'm making a
run. No you don't. Oh my god. That's all you need Big Butt Big Butt. Oh. I'm lagging
again. I keep lagging, I don't know why. On the box. Where is it? Where is he though?
That's the question. Where is he? Nice one, Chazza, nice one, Chaz. I'm putting a net
forward, nice one. Take it, take it, take it, take it. Seriously, mate, seriously, why
Why are you doing?
I know I'm on a hundred and ninety-four.
I'm trying.
I'm on a hundred and ninety-four.
Chazza! Go for the ball!
Whoever's through this forward,
whoever's through this forward,
kick off, goes man.
I can't, I'm on a lip.
Simon, this is your time.
It's another line Chas.
I'm not okay.
Yeah.
I've done it.
It's to the body.
Oh my God.
Bro, what bro?
I'm not being funny.
Why are you trying to know?
No, it's not.
Why are you trying to know?
I think there's just some defensive errors with my.
No, no, no.
There's been some recruitment errors.
That's what there's been.
He's on four points.
There you go.
Four points.
You should go.
You should go.
to do to get more than four he's touched the ball off kickoff you do you get ten
he's not good enough lads
how'd you even hit the ball are we
do you know what i mean i was asking you that's
that's out almost all right snow nil bus raw
i put it in the box where is everyone put it in the box he said it's the
Yeah, for real, mate.
It's very weird.
No one's back.
Sorry.
Oh my god.
Chas, why are you not back?
Because I was up front.
No.
Don't even nibble, Chas.
Get out of the way, dickheads.
That's me, you dick.
I know, I know.
I know about you.
Oh, shit.
We'll play that one like the cool moves.
I know.
How about you stick to the basics?
Mate, I've got like no boost.
Where's my booze?
Go and get the booze, Dad.
Bam!
Did you just say, bam?
I said, bam.
Oh.
Bam.
What are you doing?
Take your Spongebob car off!
Let's go out!
Sixth floor.
That was weird, wasn't it?
You should sit here.
I just creeped into that half of your team
just sat under the ball watching him.
He's playing his boys.
He can't be seven at all,
and I've seen this before.
He can't.
Seven, eight, six, seven, eight.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we put a new room in place?
What's that?
You're not allowed to fly?
No!
That's it!
You know what?
Our cars won't leave the floor.
Thank you.
Wait, we'll see if you can jump.
No jumping.
No jumping.
No jumping either.
No jumping.
We'll just be floor to floor.
Alright.
No jump.
Yeah, this is your job.
I've got it!
Oh my god, I actually can't stand it.
I actually can't stand it.
That was our teammate!
I can't stand it.
Who did that?
I can't stand it.
I don't often say this mate, but you are a mess.
I know what normal, I don't mean it.
I can't jump, so I can't go for it.
Can't risk it really.
I can't be jumping at one.
Okay
Sometimes you go backwards to go forward Jin should know this
Useless absolutely you should get in jazz
We can't do anything man.
This shit, they don't even have to jump.
You can't jump.
How can you get back?
Jakey go.
Jakey!
Just go!
You fat fucking mess!
Stop calling me fat.
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas.
So that's the time to be fat, it's fine.
Exactly.
What are you doing Chas?
What are you doing?
On the...
Get it out of the pitch!
Oh no.
Oh my god.
It's time man, it's time.
What are you doing?
I'm honestly just gonna lose me. I didn't a minute
Square it please just do summit mate
Chazza Chazza Chazza just stop
Oh my god. It's in! It's in!
Yes! Come on, assist! I've got an assist.
It's a game of two off, isn't it? Two in a second off, this is good.
We might be good.
Very good. Not jumping.
Jump in.
I should have bought a monorail.
On? Yeah, you should have flicked three times ago.
They've won a kickoff. Oh my gosh, it's going in. It's going in. Oh my gosh. This time,
this time, this time. Come on boys, come on boys. That's a finish, that. Also, just what
do you mean they've won kickoff? We can't jump. They've left you lots of kickoff against
us since then. Oh boys, everyone to the goal. Everyone. Boys, at least get into six.
at least gets a six.
What do you mean by that?
Six of it.
Brr.
Put it in the box.
Can I go on like this?
Quick jump.
Winners.
You know what I'm actually proud of our performance there.
We went down seven earlier.
Which one do you want to rematch then?
Yeah, yeah.
I think the progress is being made.
I mean, how can progress be made?
It was free to the first game. We've just lost seven three
Do you want to try a whole game without a whole game with no boost for us? Yeah. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, no, I know
No, let's play it even
Yeah, can we do even other one I win on some technicality. I don't think even you ain't gonna win. That's the thing though
That's our badges
Why are you so negative you got believe
I'm not deluded
What?
Here we go.
If you guys leave that lobby, we'll go again. We won't be.
This guy's not the looted. He bet 100 gifted. You know I had finished my last one this season.
I think you guys should use boost. I mean, because otherwise that was going to improve.
Yes, obviously. How are we going to get better at the game if we're just...
We've got more opportunities to hit the ball if we don't boost.
No boost.
That was beautiful Chas.
No one's talking about the layoff.
I'll play and go with it.
BOOM!
You just have to spam double jump.
Go Josh.
It's so slow.
I'm trying to play this game.
That's a great hit.
That's lovely.
I'm struggling to come to terms.
I'm in the net, you alright?
Lock in, Josh, lock in.
Josh, we don't need to in the net, mate. Look.
Oh!
Can't attack.
Oh, no.
Go on, Jinx, you haven't made one.
You got a flip, remember, boys?
Yeah, it's coming.
See you in a bit, mate.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
Jake, Jake, that's gotta be you.
Nice, nice, nice.
It's in the graph, isn't it?
Not being funny.
Josh just drove into me a minute ago.
Keep that moving, Josh.
Nice, you.
That's how it's going now.
I'm getting back.
Was I told you then all that?
Ah!
But I don't need that!
Jaws!
That's the ball!
Go Josh!
Two minute Josh!
Oh yeah Simon.
Sometimes boys, take a touch that's all you need.
Take a touch.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna go up now.
Hit the line please.
What are you doing Si?
I'm going to go up now.
What do you mean?
It's in there.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You know what, there you go and go up here.
Oh!
Go away, go away.
Oh no I can't jump.
off the post. Yes. Yes.
3v1.
Move. Just get out of the way.
Well, I jinxed.
I've liked it. I've liked it. I've liked it.
Square it. Square it.
Where is it?
Ever. Ever.
He is absolutely useless, he is honest, I'll say it, JK is absolutely pure, he's like a condom with a hole in him, what is the point?
Absolutely useless he is.
Right, we can beat these about boosts.
He doesn't even make it feel better either.
No, he doesn't. He doesn't make me feel better.
Right, um...
Off the wall!
I think he's my guy. He's up there. Oh no. I'm back. I'm back. Yeah, but you need to go for it. You need to go for it.
I'll do it. You can't do it, can you? Because there's no boost. No, but you need to double
double. Second ball. You're going to get the roll into it. Yeah. Yeah. He's here in place.
Not over yet. I just don't want to, I don't want to go for the ball for Zynga
I
Time I break brain poses what you meant
I got this yeah going in yeah like it again
On the rebound
Nice
Box shazam in the box. I missed it. It's actually dangerous territory. I've got it. I've got it
That's dangerous
I fully believe we could beat these lot. What the hell? Send it, send it. Oh no. Come on we need it, we need it last minute, we're in the air.
Oh no!
They put beautiful Simon.
That's the middle, that's the middle.
No I can't see him, I'm lagging. I'm lagging!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Vick, that's you and me?
Yeah.
You?
I'm behind you.
What a world you have a performance on that bro!
I'm sorry for that, how do I back up, do I?
Oh, stop!
Stop jumping!
I've left it!
I've left it!
No!
My angle!
I can't even, like, boost into it.
My angles are on.
Come on, boys.
I didn't rest at all.
It's in the box, it's in the box!
No!
He's useless.
Josh, I'm trying to last it into it.
Go on, Vick.
Okay, you guys are oh my god, please everyone up everyone up now
Keep up keep up just like let's go wins. Let's go wins
You can't win the ring.
Jakey, get that.
Lovely.
Woo!
Rooney, squares it.
Down the line to Nanny.
Oh.
Little pinch.
Oh, Jakey Davis.
Go for it.
Yes, Chas.
Jakey, you fat swan.
I'm your little mess.
You are a joke.
You are an angry little mess to stay of you
You vermin vile creature
I think they think they can win that by the way. I'm not having a jakey big but 13 fucking stinker and hooked
168
You're free to walk as you stand at the back I can go in there if you want to we won't can see the goal
Yeah, yeah from his own half
Oh wow.
So I thought I'd score a volley.
Alright, well we're meant to do rematch when you've backed out like a weirdo.
I'm about to.
Backed out.
Chas, Chas.
We need to back out.
We need to back out.
We can join now before you lead 20 into your right.
Oh god that was bad.
I'm still in the lobby.
I think we've all got to leave.
Yeah, you should leave.
It's classic.
Have a game.
Let's leave.
Sorry, that's just what we were about to say.
Alright, you know, we've got a different arena.
Sorry guys, I might sound stupid that cars have like different speeds.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I have different hitboxes.
Do we want a slightly different map just to mix it up a bit or do we want the same map?
Just change the visuals, I mean, the same actual.
Just change the visual.
Yeah, like the Dustball or that.
You know what, we'll get a real stadium for this one, because this is the big game.
Come on.
Real stadium.
The fans have all come out for this one.
I need the gherkin wheels back on.
Come on.
Alright.
Yeah, we knew the game. Do you
know what they they can boost and we lost.
Yeah, we start somewhere. Right, guys. Come on. We're at Wembley. Come on. Win us.
Oh, that was really, that was really good. Yeah, it was class. I've got it. I've got
it. Bay of Graves touched it. Get forward, get forward, change.
What's we doing? Yeah? Oh my god? I am unbelievable
I am unbelievable
That was unreal ginger actually moving a little bit twisted right here. Thank you
All good thing didn't think it was
All right, I got them all
You get a thing cut it come on
I'll get that bit you got it. Nice hinge. Up forward. Get a bit of the edge. I'll put
it forward. Easy to regret that. Hey, why is this game so tense? I can't even smile.
I've got to sit here and really focus. We physically can't explode them. Josh, thank
you. We can't move fast enough.
What's the switch to play from Bruno Fernandez?
Squares it in the box to SESCO.
Defender players it.
It's a bit Josh.
Stop.
I'll play. Simon chased that.
No way.
No, I don't.
I don't see the bounce.
Move.
I'm back, Josh.
I was waiting in the night until I come to this.
I'm sorry, I just bought that.
Nice.
Sometimes you just pass that ball chase, don't you?
If you don't mind, then yeah, I'd like you to.
Can you get out of it?
Nice.
I can't get out of this game.
Oh, fuck, I missed it.
It's alright, it's alright.
Right, I'm turning back.
That was all free of us.
Not a lot, not a lot.
We're going the wrong way, are we going the wrong way?
That's alright.
Oh my god.
Go on the line.
Get in the box!
I'm bouncing.
Oh, my juffie's lying!
New rule, new rule, keep it up, stay in the box.
Nice.
I'm lucky, Vic.
Because that old sack from me has just done the world for us.
Are you using the box, then?
I've done.
What are you doing, Ches?
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
That's perfect, I just set it up on a little volley, mate.
In the box!
GENGE!
Oh, my lord!
I couldn't help it!
I couldn't help it!
Yes, Vic!
Oh my bad, that was my bad, that was my bad!
I didn't expect the backflip to send me so far!
GINGE!
What's up, just doing it man, I'm doing it!
Stop burping me, what are you on about?
Crushing into me!
Shazer!
Go on bit, go on bit!
I've died out of here, who was there?
I have your own touch!
Oh no!
We're headbrake!
Oh!
I'm back, I'm back. Go on.
In the box, Jake. In the box.
I'll try, I'll try.
When?
There you go, Chas.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, I'm so unlucky.
Oh!
And again.
Oh no.
Go on.
Yes!
YAAAAAAS!
Come on! Come on!
God damn, this is good, this is good.
I couldn't get the necessary height.
It's not frustrating.
Good of boosted.
Oh, shit, no tune.
Oh, he's dead.
I got that! I got nowhere.
Oh god.
What plate?
Alright, we need to get ultra attacking guys.
The world's slowest ultra attacking team.
I got sorry. Oh shit. I'm going to have a minute left. Come on. Let's go. We break on the next one. Yeah, it's not winding me up. I love Rocket League.
Me too, but it's just confusing sometimes. He's got it to down, Josh. Lucky Josh.
I'm going I'm going back. I'm packing the boss. I got it. Nice. I can play that. Yeah.
You know, you're not playing anything, mate. You don't need anything. Yeah. Take it to
the corner, take it to the corner.
Get it in the corner, get it in the corner.
Woo!
Yes!
We lose every week!
We lose every week!
We lose every week!
We lose every week!
I'm not going to say it like this!
You are absolutely arse lads!
Let us boost!
Let us boost!
Let us boost!
Chazza what are you doing Chazza?
Bro what do you want?
Come on we want to be fair and square here.
We have just one fair and square.
We barely won 1-0 without us boosting.
Vic is what we're going to do.
We can boost okay sweet. Yeah
These rumble yeah
You might have normal
I saw I don't mind
I'm bad at it. I'm bad at it.
What's that we're having 50?
Just had my head of cover.
Yeah, I'm already at it.
My gold pet pays me.
Folks on the game at hand, mate.
OK, so we can boost, but we can't use Rumble.
No, you can't boost.
No, you can't.
You can't boost.
Yeah, lagging again nice.
There we go.
Oh, no.
Lats, what are you doing?
Oh, what?
Not good enough at all.
Oh my god. Once he's powered up, I can't, once he's powered up, I can't get out.
Go, go, go, go! Oh my god, James, he's just a sit-up.
I'm really scared I'm gonna press that.
Yeah, if we press it accidentally, we didn't mean it.
What does it do?
It gives you a power.
That's cold.
Yeah, it gives you a different power-up.
Why am I liking it? I don't get it.
Oh my god.
I froze it. There you go.
Absolutely hard. It's not.
Let it go.
Yeah, it's so tough.
I get what you did there, James.
It's my key.
It's my half-slip, son.
Let it go.
I love it. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
It's one of my favourite maps, there.
Well, in the game.
Thank you.
That was really difficult.
Oh, put it in, then!
Yeah. Why have you seen that?
That's the first time you've ever said that to me.
I'll do it myself.
Over here, Lads, if you don't mind.
You sneaky one.
Servits, huh?
You're a mean one.
No, I appreciate it. You've been on a boost.
No worries, mate.
Nice, you.
I'm back to like no boosting. Yeah, yeah. It's gonna fall about have it for me now. I'm not gonna boost
Cheers
Oh
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go
He's a whole loop of mad
I know
He's chasing after it
He's chasing after it
Oh, so they know it went around the room
Thanks for that, Jack
Just swear it from me if you want, Jake
You're laughing
Yeah, I was just
Yeah, mate, I don't know how to say how
I'm not boosting
Put it in the box
I tell the boarder, Jack
I'm sorry. I didn't see it.
Oh, no, no, no, that looks like it could be. You got some. Yeah.
I go god this game so flipping awesome intense. I think so you're supposed to go yourself though. Yeah. Yeah
You're the first fool without just a second. I didn't realize that
Thank you
Actually, yeah, we do need to score in that first 10 seconds really
Nah
There's no threat
What is that?
He's about to put it his own goal.
Oh my god, there you go.
This is actually, it's this bullying.
Watch your tone, Si.
Please.
Jake, honestly, mate, if you could...
No, Jake.
Jake, do I always make it?
If you face the car the right way.
That is...
That is a...
I can't get a ball!
Jake is on 38 score.
No, no, no, no, sorry, sorry. It's not that.
Well, that's not going to be my cue line.
It's my cue line.
You should have stopped going for the ball.
We can't do this.
Yes, Charles, drive.
Oh, no.
I'm going to lose it. I'm going to lose it.
I'm going to say, the physics on that,
the ball's on the spike.
They're absolutely incredible.
You've got to work out how to use it properly.
Yeah, that's not a problem.
Don't even dare to throw a bucket lead.
No, no, you got it
Nice
No, I'll be back next game. I just I can't turn my car right now
Here's my
So rumble button just trashed into it
I'm struggling just play it just drive and you'll learn as fast as you can do
You've got to come on with the car, you know what I mean, I'm honest there, I'm honest there.
Is this the McLaren, the champion hotline?
Ginger, ginger.
Ever, ever, ever ginger.
Have a word with me.
No, he's having a laugh for the opposite team.
I just don't feel like it's wrong, which I mean, you're
You are the opposite team.
What do you mean?
You're playing against us.
Oh, you must go that.
Oh, there you go.
You can go.
Lacking again.
Oh, you know what?
I feel like you're staying on the market every time you have a stinker.
You all like it.
You reckon?
No.
Good job.
Rocket League doesn't like it.
I'm driving at the ball there. I'm driving at the ball and I watch the replay and drive a wee bit.
Get it, get it, get it.
Oh my god.
All they had to do was go for a kickoff. That's all they had to do.
Nice one. Honestly, Jakey, thank you, mate.
That was a great one.
That was a great one.
That was a great one.
That was a great one.
That was a great one.
That was a great one.
Honestly, Jakey, thank you mate.
Jakey, he's getting to a point mate, he's not actually funny anymore.
Hey, I suppose it was never funny.
What are you doing?
What are you?
What are you talking about?
Are you fucking Indian though?
I was lucky to get a partner.
Last 10.
I've been taking a boost, I'm an idiot.
something like something like that fuck it i used it
all right you know what do you know what maybe it was the ramps on the side that messed you
go yeah i was i was i'll give you one last chance okay it's gonna be your final chance
i'm not you set the physics on the back we need to leave or yeah to main menu we're gonna give you
a regular soccer pitch rumble this is your last chance okay he's already bouncing so when
you brought the board's closest together. That's why he said he's not going to do that this time.
Home advantage. Have you ever watched a football game?
What is the advantage of being at home, Jake, here in football?
The crowd. And they've played on the pitch before on top of that as well.
Here's a prime example. Sunderland actually moved the advertising boards in so they couldn't
you are a genius spot on Jake Spotted we still can't we still can't rumble back
no I was sorry oh this is our pitch oh it's good to be all we've never lost this
pitch we've never lost this pitch until now it's his first game
Yeah, I won that. I won. Well done,
Jake. Head start. Would you guys
need to beat us? Do you reckon?
Is he taking them? Yeah, we just
beat you. Sorry. Let me make them
comments. We beat you. What?
We beat you. I know that a
minute ago. I was just sure.
Yeah, but it was a strong
defensive performance. Exactly.
I got, I got, I got, I got
What are you doing? What are you doing?
You are a big red truck man, shut up.
Right that for you lads.
That's why I think it's like a two laugh there.
Yeah exactly.
Go to the ball!
You guys can do anything though.
There he comes.
He's got a spike.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Got a mess, he's got a mess.
No!
Take your RMS.
Aw.
Jake you just put it back in there.
You got a little score, you got a little score.
No, no, can't allow that. Can't allow that.
What?
We...
Yeah, we have to...
You got a little score, you got a little score.
No one hits it and let Jinx just hit it straight.
Dull and killing.
Josh, mate.
Yeah, it does have to rotate, bro.
You got me here.
I know it's a high pressure game, Josh.
I can't rotate the ball.
Ah, you got me.
We can't be kicking him like that.
What a finish.
That's bad, by the way, Josh.
That's poor for me, yeah.
That is poor, man.
I expected a bit better than that sportsmanship.
Oh
Guys that's a good shit, right? That was kind of right for me. It's going in
Oh
ball works you know Josh sorry I am oh my god you just bought that I'm on the
other way like who was it take yeah I'm just going side-side right now but can
you help me so I've got no booze so I'm just trying to bend
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I said I'll be a chance.
How is she?
I'm sorry mate.
He's really funny.
Run boy.
I've got 20.
Oh my god.
How the hell have you done that Josh?
That is unreal.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm lucky Nick.
No.
Please please let me have this
What are you doing you're not bad
You stink. Oh, mate. Stop your car. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yep.
I'm excited. I did stop my car.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'll get rich.
You're going to be my friend.
I'm looking just, mate.
I've had out to here with you. Thank you.
It's not going in.
We'll say that to one.
Come on, boys. We could beat these.
That save was something else, I've forgotten about it.
It went off the line like twice, both times.
I need help.
Honestly, can I get him or...?
Get another one.
I'm a bit bored with this play, I'm just really trained.
Mitzas!
I've got to do some... Mitzas!
Aww.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I'm playing claw. I'm playing claw.
I'm playing claw.
Oh my god, what?
Oh, cheers, mate.
Just put you in a better position.
Oh, big back.
Go on, James, go on, James.
Is it a bit side?
He's wide.
Simon, he's not mad anymore.
He's not mad anymore.
Josh, I appreciate that mate, he's been a prick him today.
Ow.
That's right.
Ow, nice.
Oh my God.
I'm away.
You enjoy it?
Yes, away, I'm Morgan, nice to meet you.
Oh, I'm so mad.
I'm Morgan.
Oh my God, it's going in.
It's going in there, but...
Oh my god, leave it!
RUDY!
Oh my god.
Take that away from him.
Please, I got swear gifts in for score, please.
Alright.
You can ask for a gift if you score.
Yeah, I'll give you a swear gift if you don't score.
No, don't do that.
Oh my gosh, can you?
No!
Oh, I reckon there's someone going on here.
I think we need to shuffle these teams a little bit.
No, can I be honest? Can I be honest?
I don't think we do that.
Can you do a 4v2?
I mean, I could take Jakey.
Yeah, if you take Jakey, I think me and Chaz
will have got a more chance of beating you.
You have no chance.
Why do you think we lose if we take Jakey?
Yeah, because, honestly, he's a hint.
I think you know what I think
Jin as you've been playing out
your mind you can pick one of the
Sidemen and you can sub a player
from your team you can it's
transfer season are you joking
yeah and you you you swap who
goes and who that's going to be
a soft decision that because
obviously I love my team
yeah I love my team I think
I'm going to be the first
I love my team.
Sounds like it.
It's just not working.
Are we going back to normal as well?
Yeah.
It's going to be tough that I think...
Who's going to want to get rid of?
Right, I think this player has given his all since he's been on the team.
And I think overall he's a great player but he's just not what it's out for him.
I'd like to recruit Josh
And I'd like to remove
I'd like to remove myself actually that's okay
I'd like to go on the sideline team
Yeah
Thank you
You're shaking your face, we're not face to face.
It was a tough decision, but it just weren't working out for me there.
We need to take some deep breaths first, hang on.
At the minute, we're actually all good, we're all right.
I'll get the ball, I'll try now, yeah?
How do I do that?
You want me to stay back?
Just for kickoff.
Yeah, don't worry, I'm not an idiot, don't worry.
Jake, you got to learn to spooost and you got to roll, mate.
Look at that leadership Josh has immediately put himself in a leadership position
Like a father figure
Guys you need to understand how to rotate as a team right? One stays back all the way
In the box, in the box
Jakey is gonna step up this game
He's gonna thrive under a new manager
Can't do the box
Jakey you've not got a boost mate
YASSS!
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
I'm around in it like headless chicken
Get in there you messes
Jakey if your booze ever says fall to your below drive to a boost don't go to the ball
I'll be on there Chas, I mean square it
Just so you know when I score past years I'm going I'm doing the ad divide on I'm running to our away funds. Oh
Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god, get Josh off our team. He's against us. He couldn't get
gifted. He couldn't get gifted. Well said. Well said. I love that from you, Josh. You
have to play better first. Well said.
He's not a wager!
I'm joking, I'll say it, that's disgusting!
Yeah, he's gonna have written it right there.
No, he didn't deserve the goal there, he just ran into it.
Couldn't agree any more.
It was an accident.
An accident.
It's better than Michael's.
I'm gonna sit back, because I play bellkeeper.
Like that, dummy boys.
Nice.
Yeah, it works, you know.
I keep roaring!
Oh my lord, it's dipping, it's dipping.
shit your fucking shit your fucking shit
it's crazy how they change up on you isn't it
mental mate
have you vertically fly up?
see I mean how are you even asking that question
I don't even know how do you vertically fly up
because the ball was so high I didn't know what to do I just stood there
is that watching a plane?
How do I get up there?
It's so out of depth.
So when should I double jump?
Just to know what.
When you know you're going to hit the ball for the first of all.
In a basic.
Get to the ball height before you double jump.
Yeah, yeah. Get a feel for the ball and then try and advance your skills.
Did you say get to the ball's height before you double jump?
RUNING!
I did buy your...
I did buy your...
I did buy your...
fucking get in
What a finish that is by the way
What a finish
Right, both of you go to the ball
I'm going claw again
I'm going claw again
I'm just getting the first part right
Big box dead
Where are you two?
I'm here
Back in the box
I switched it
You know what I mean, Jake?
No, it just frees naughty, I don't know why.
That's not me with William Defoe looking up.
William Defoe.
He's getting taller, just staring at me.
Any from who plays Green Goblin.
Oh my God, I thought you were on about Jermaine Defoe
and you said his name wrong.
Oh, yeah.
Jermaine Defoe's brother.
Jermaine Defoe's brother, William.
That's just awesome.
Nice.
Oh, it is.
It is.
I'm not even funny, it could be 3-1 right now, but you've got to see me with that.
He's got a good voice for Ireland.
Thank you mate.
Yeah, but why are you tackling me?
Because you're hiding underneath the ball.
Do I always hit it or...?
That's it, I'll be.
Love that.
I like jk because he's like he's like we've constantly got four players fucking hell
I change up over you mate thank you mate see what I mean exactly that's it boy
jk just gets as much boost as possible it's the ball as high as he can every
single time in ball chases and Chaz is a big red truck that just don't fucking do anything.
He just drives around like a ninja.
Hey, hey, you have a beautiful chaser.
Oh my god, man.
No, it's only if I get a line and then Chaz just fucking goes through with his husband.
I don't even know what to do there.
Get behind the door always.
He just starts coming at me and I don't want to do.
Yeah, it's big star well in your home school
I've got chasers name on it
In the box
See what you've got a poor with Josh
What if we like kick them two out and just do 2B2s?
Honestly, I love that.
I'm too honest.
I think Epic Games would love that as well.
That's so dark, yeah.
Come on, guys.
You know what?
I've got an idea.
All right, Jakey Chazer.
You guys are team captains.
Yes!
I like that.
Yeah, Jakey Chazer.
I'll say that.
Wait, wait, wait, let me load the strings.
Jakey, get the first pick.
Jakey, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't.
You can't just give someone the first pick.
Really?
It's that serious?
Do you think I know?
What we've got to do?
Can I, um...
I have both of your streams open right now.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Okay.
Okay.
One, two, three, show.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
One, two, three, show.
Okay, you drew.
Ready?
One, two, three, show.
All right, you both rock again.
Okay.
One, two, three, show.
Alright, you better rock again.
Oh, my God.
Two, three, show.
Jake, you win!
Yay!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I'll join a team until they've done all their things.
Yeah, can I just make a special request this game?
Can I try some of different?
team captain's. Can I can I be a spectator and get that angle? No, you do have to. No,
okay. No, you want to play rocket? We have to be free, though, right? All right, Jakey, first
pick. I will take. I'll take a stock. I'll take you, mate. Come on, Simon. Me? Yeah.
Simon, I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry for the trouble in time.
I am going to be taking Josh Zercher.
I'll take that.
Hey, Jakey, who you thinking? Talk to me.
I'll take...
No, no, no, no. Who you thinking?
Er, Vic. I'm checking Vic's phone.
You know what? I trust your opinion.
Vic, Vic, we'll have you. Come on, Vic.
Oh, fucks sake.
There we go. Here we go.
That's crazy.
It was always going to be. It was always going to be.
I love this map. This is well kill fire and ice dragon. It does look sick not real Simon. Oh
Well, I think
JQ's they're both in red cars
Oh
Oh the screen my bad. Sorry
You're gonna be back over son
Right, I'm sweet for keeper. Love that, Ginge.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Ginge, keep your eyes, think Captain Ginge, can you just stay back, please, mate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, no worries, mate, no worries.
Right, that's Simon.
Yeah, I'm back.
Nice, Joss.
You know what, Joss can do a shift to the back.
Go on, Joss, don't worry.
Yeah, I'm done, just...
Yeah, just not hold the controller to be there.
Oof.
Nice.
Go on, Joss.
Go on, Jakey.
Let's go, Jakey, it's all you.
Yeah, but he's like, what do I do?
Wait, I break distraction.
Distraction play.
I love it.
Like a dummy run, a dummy run.
Yeah.
Lovely, Josh.
Oh my god, thank god.
We're getting that.
We go.
Chat help me.
If we do this again, I'll play for you, mate.
Can we do custom colors?
Yeah, please do custom colors.
I'm in blue.
Oh
Rebound rebounds
Oh my god!
I don't think you're going to get that.
This is a...
Wow!
I did jump sideways!
Yeah, you're going to look sick.
He's going to have to jump first.
Ah!
What's up with my latencies?
Oh god, chapter.
Chatter, don't go.
I'm going to have to kick that.
I'm going to have to make it go, take it go, take it go!
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, if Jake's a scorer, I'm leaving.
I'm going to reverse!
He's going to have to kick that.
I'm going to reverse!
Go for him.
Oh
You've seen the JK now for a couple
I feel violently I just heard that
I've got it but
Right we need one person say back and then just stays up with us. No there's boost everywhere
I must have someone who must have took you there as well Jake.
I'll save that, Jim and Josh are from.
Alright, okay.
Come on Jakey.
Go for each other there.
Get back, get back.
Nice.
Oh no.
Oh come on.
You're on your own.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
How has he saved that?
He's snorting.
Come on, that's a bad guy.
How does he say that?
He's snorting.
Off the board.
No!
He's missed it.
Ah, that's big.
Yeah, she has one.
It's alright, I got it. It's alright, relax.
Yeah, keep that. Go back here.
Go back here.
I'm trying!
Make it edible.
I'm not edible!
Let's go, face!
It's my turn now, my turn now.
Get him!
I can't believe what I'm seeing, I can't believe what I'm seeing.
Come on.
Alright, this might be someone about to claw.
Are you trying to...
I'm going for the kickoff then!
See what I'm dealing with here!
I'm staying back!
What am I dealing with?
You're not for a reason buddy!
What are you breaking?
I'm lagging again.
I'm going to lose me, mate.
I'm waiting for this energy to come back.
He's not coming the energy
He's young about the boost. Yeah. Oh my lord above
That was nearly amazing. Oh my god
Oh my god, I like that little little finesse
Yeah, lifting it over nice one Jeff that
Okay, there's a goal here for you. I'm trying to do it again
I'm looking at the schoolboy who looks like one person's letting you down. Yeah, I just missed the like the sidemen
I understand like to go off on his back. It's off around the sides, man. That's just brain
Understand the rule station door locks. No
Yeah, I have to use the boost yet mate. I
Just can't get me around it
Marbella, have you got a driver license?
Yeah, to be free times
What's wrong with put on default color? No, I just make like, um,
Like bright colors to go contrast the map you begin. What camera say
I recommend yeah, yeah, we need the settings you're having this with a lot
Yeah, actually
What about the steering sensitivity camera shake off? Yeah
110 degrees field field of view yeah 270 distance yeah 100 height oh all right
yeah minus triangle yeah yeah 0.5 stiffness yeah 2.5 civil speed yeah
one position speed yeah and 0.75 transition time okay I've changed one
thing. Yeah. Yeah. I've been
different player, but I don't
think it's going to change
this. This is best of three.
So, uh, it could be that you
sure you want it to be over
next. Yeah, it could be a true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's
just a funny piece of this
like, you know, no, Josh, you
need to lock in man. Okay.
Uh, what can I, what can I
what can I give Jin Jin? Sorry
about that. How do we make
I don't understand.
The last time we played, by the way, at the end, we had a 1v1.
No, I don't think so.
Who would it be?
Never.
No, no, no, no. We have to have a 1v1.
Who would it be again?
It has to be.
Nah, they can't smoke.
Whoever comes...
If we lose this game, whoever comes bottom out of you and...
and
I'm sorry
what have you just said
so we've become a spot on our team between you and Chazar
play against jakey and anyone
Josh just let me into this very very quickly and quite abruptly
don't ever
ever compare me to Chazar or jakey on rocket league
you got a so real life then
do you not prove that you think you played better than you in the last game that's the thing
I did play better than me did it.
Alright, I'll say on the line and just hit the ball, so that's what you've got to do.
You're going to get that most of the last game too, fair.
Gosh, hypothetically, what have you come up with?
I'll do it, sure.
I'm letting you know now, if I was to 1v1 Chazza or J.K., it would be the most boring
1v1 to be about 5-0 down in seconds.
I reckon I beat you.
Oh my lord.
Maybe that's what we need.
I think ginger's a little bit of an actual, you know
Expand there you go the box for a think you're better than you are. All right, if you say all I just
Push for a move he's got his move he's not
I didn't push for this move
I didn't
No, it's the captain's. Yeah.
And then move up.
Well, we want to get rid of.
That's right. That is your team captain saying that.
Oh, my God.
That's my that's my struggle.
No.
Get him.
Nice.
Who just was the best in this lobby?
I'm struggling by this, I'm struggling by this, come on, you're good man, you're good,
Chaz around Berkley, go for it.
We can't let him have a game three, that's when Josh, Josh, under pressure, he's a great
pressure player.
Yes, I like that one, I like that one.
Oh no.
Please.
I love that. I'm gonna stay up.
Yeah. I'm back. Sure.
Jump and boost the goal for the
ball. Let's go to this.
Come on. We know you're capable
Simon
Why would I ever assume you're in a place where you need boost to be
Well, I was going
I'm not the ball, bro.
Think of it, Josh Lord of the fucking sphere in this game.
Honestly.
Why are you calling it a sphere?
Have you called the balls, Fett?
The Blanche has a role.
It is one, through Fett.
I mean, yeah, technically, yeah, but you know what I mean, a bit weird.
I
Boy is that one in there we need to book our ideas up
Fucking line your way though come on boys
Fuck!
No Simon!
I know, one of us has to stay!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Jakey can stay back, Jakey can stay back.
No, I can't.
But Jakey stay back, it's a bit, look.
Nice Josh.
Oh no!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Off the wall.
Nice Jake.
Oh shit, I'm just going in. I went for it as well.
Come on, Josh!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Come on!
Woo!
Oh!
I'd like to get it on your touch, Vic.
Yeah.
Alright, one minute. One minute.
Come on, guys. Hold on, guys. You can do this.
There is no coming back.
You two go for it. You two go for it.
Let's go.
He was playing that, you weirdo.
That was the attitude.
Oh, man.
Who's playing it?
It's not over yet, it's fine.
Oh my god.
Not over yet.
I'll say that.
Hello.
You hear that whole fucking cool echo?
Literally, he has it, I mean.
Wacked on Spotify so I can't put on his dad, that's who he's made.
You know down on your big day out
three no down on your big day out
three no down on your big day out
fucking have that jaky you prick
one chapter this was all made us
Thank you.
I'll play.
Thank you.
Come with the shape of my car.
No, no, don't change it.
Ready up.
Everybody up.
All right.
The game three, the big decider.
Fans have come out from all over the country
to see this team Chazer team.
Jakey place your bets right now.
Has they come bottom to fang?
Less points.
No, I was good in that game.
I just have good moral support to say,
Look at the leaderboard, don't have a question me again Josh, please, J.R. on the mate, because that's actually really...
I just said that though mate.
Thank you, thank you.
Can we also take into consideration that I've got 27 pink, J.R. on me.
Yeah, that's quite high isn't it?
On me.
How can you possibly play on 27 pink?
I'm starting.
I'm gonna get a red.
So we're gonna have a...
We're having a gingery chaser after this.
We'll see.
What is going on? I don't understand.
It's like a point.
I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Big first, you're still on the plate.
I'm not even like trying to say Jake and Chas versus me. Oh God.
Beats out the first and then we'll talk. Right, okay. It's going to be so boring.
There's no way gets him price for us.
Chas, Chas, Chas, how many giftage you want to put online?
No, you can put something on it.
How many gifts did you put online?
No, you can put something.
Weirdo.
How would you just stop the noodle?
I'm going to show you, get a nice hit on that.
I'll go back, you keep going.
I did that!
Oh my God, that was cool!
What did he do?
I'm not sure what you said there, but I think we need to check that.
That could be bad that. That could be career ending.
I swear, mate, if you don't do it.
RINALDO!
Oh, my Lord above.
Look, Jakey, right, you're going towards our goal.
Just hit the ball.
Don't hit the ball, don't hit the ball.
Lock it, lock it, lock it.
I love it.
Right, me and Matt.
Did you get your win, Jakey?
Ah!
Okay.
Yeah, it's alright.
I know what I'm doing, mate.
What are you doing?
Just having a drink.
Right.
So you're not even doing that.
I don't know, guys, I know you're having a drink.
Oh!
Yeah, don't drink and drive, my bud.
Go on.
Challenge that.
This is you.
You finish this.
Okay.
Oh, nearly.
Shall I keep leave?
I'm going to hit you right now.
It's the significant improvement yeah true
Depends what you're into really don't set you say how do you get into position? I'm left footed
I want about how you left footed in this
I'm left world
Let's turn down
Go on Chaz is you sorry. That's my third
Excuse you
How much do I need all times under us?
At least
So Jacob fucking flying through that
I don't want to see an angry king. I will call it angry.
Probably gonna give it up.
Ronaldo!
That was actually bad for me.
Yeah, Ronaldo now, not then.
It's not a target just by the way, Vic.
It just joins the densel.
That gun can he set his use up?
Set his then up!
Give the next one to me, but it could be finished.
I'm on it there you know.
Yes Roy okay.
Play it back, just play it back.
Yeah shoulder, shoulder to shoulder that.
Don't be afraid to play the way you're facing Chas.
No you're right.
No in this game, always face down.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Don't face your angle.
Back in the middle.
Okay.
Love that.
Oh I'm on my back, I need a flip.
I'm going to get that over.
Turtling.
Please.
It's open net.
It's in.
Oh my God, what a save.
Made boost.
My mom's come home.
Sorry.
Made boost.
Excuse me.
You got that one, yeah?
All right.
Oof.
Oof.
He's just walking back.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
67 to check out.
I don't know how he hit that.
Oh no, that's a goal.
66.
Oh my God, two-nil get in.
This is easy, mate.
Double four.
Jake, you're lucky.
Gary Price is two-nil down.
Oh, wow.
Fuck, we need to lock in.
How are we gonna do this?
I heard you but I'm not a sheep or a shepherd right? Who did you lead? I can't get into it. No, I would TLS
Switching player, unlock you Jake.
Give a little bim on the wall going.
Do you know what?
No panel.
Same teams, whack on Rumble, watch what happens.
Oh my God, swear that I'm scoring six times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jake, he's scoring like, or seven.
12, 12 goals.
Jake, just...
That was my fun.
What's going on there, whole team is there.
Really thirsty man.
How you down?
That was so close. That was actually close. Well in there Chast, great teamwork. Clean sheet,
come on. Unlucky Vic. Alright, you know what? We're in the series.
I'm Rumble staying in teams and let's see what happened. I'm gonna be completely honest.
I think this is a waste of our time. Josh, I know because Big Star loves his Rumble.
is really struggling here really struggling to know down for prices mental
what does LT do what does LT do I mean not that there some of the ashes that's
a heat seeker no no no heat seeker what's bitch I heat seeker
What I'm saying is Team Jakey's about to pot a masterclass pot a class.
Excuse me.
Yeah, I don't know what it is that drink keeps turning the camera's word.
You're getting camera's word.
That drink keeps turning the camera off.
What is it, Pepsi Bucks?
No, it's Walter.
Now you already said on there, make a miss pitch Pepsi Bucks on the jungle.
I don't remember you saying it.
No, I didn't.
Get in the zone.
Just for the game.
I can't play that.
Sorry, I was already in feed.
Go on Clancy with a five gifted.
I appreciate that Clancy.
Fucking Jagger.
How did I miss the ball?
That's actual rainbow Clancy though.
How long does this last?
Oh, that's a long time though.
What are you doing though? What are you doing?
Let's go. Oh, what have you hit me all the way? You moron.
Oh, it's been Jakey. It's going to come back. That was beautiful.
Clancy. Thank you very much, brother. I appreciate it, mate. Thank you, brother. What's the
game? Clancy? What? Sorry, the people who make rainbow sex.
Yeah, I was going to say, Jakey carries us a little bit.
Chassis, you've got to go for the ball, mate.
No, you do.
Oh, I don't.
I'm not a shepherd.
Oh, I can't.
Sometimes you can't.
Oh, I'm dead sheep.
Oh, dear.
Dead sheep.
The dead sheep.
Josh, do I want to say that again, please?
I said death sheep.
I have that, to be honest.
I'm not being funny, Josh.
You've got not even one score.
I'm just going to just chill, just chill out, right enough.
Thank you.
Yeah, we'll wait for something.
Thank you to the score, yeah.
I'm going to go back.
Oh, well done, Josh.
Hey, Nisha, I've got a five-gifted love.
Go on, Nisha.
Thank you very much, love.
Legend.
This is for you, Nisha.
No, man.
Thank you very much, all of us.
Oh, dear.
There's a power up, you know, I thought.
No, no, no, no, no.
I just can't.
Amazing.
Spike is sleeping.
I like that.
Frozen.
Love that film.
Let it go.
Let it go.
I've seen that film still.
You've not seen Frozen.
I've never seen Star Wars, do you know what I see, do you know what I see, I see super powers, without super powers this team's nothing they've got.
Exactly, literally, you're not even wrong, I can't be lying.
I've been born with super powers you know, it's not enough, but yeah I know.
3-0.
J-Team!
I'll give you a little tap, I'll tap you!
I'll burst through like a...
I'll never know. Thank you.
We already won the world, I didn't mean to. I mean, this is just like this. This is the
fake game, though. Is it a pity game?
Oh
The right the different
Oh my god
Sorry. What the fuck?
You're a boss.
Oh, yeah.
What is this?
We thought that.
I'm bored.
This actually, it's just embarrassing for you.
No, you can't.
Look at the way you're celebrating the charity match.
What, five mil?
Yeah, because we're not even bothered. We're not even trying.
And you use no five, no charity match.
It's entertaining, isn't it?
Do you want it to be decent and close?
It's not recently exactly
You bastard
Can't even see again. I'm like it like it like it like it like it
Pinching me off no boost. I've got no boost. What's well boost? Who's done that me?
On your big day out
On your big day out
Chazza did that?
No, no, no one
That's me
It's a visual glitch
No, Chazza knows it was him
It was A.I.
It was A.I.
Chazza scored it on the ground
It was me on the grappling hook
Oh no, he's celebrating
So I just scored a 1
Hold it, you got the gavel
But it's Chazza's hook that got the catch
You hit it
What was it done?
Oh my god, final
Thank you
you. Go on Simon, that's yours
that. No. Thank you. I want
no boost again. Oh my god.
You know what it is. I want
to point me out in spikes if
it doesn't look like rock
into the car. Normal rocket
me. It's just, you know,
Okay, this game, I'll add to that.
Catch it now, I'll add to that.
Well, they come back down guys, we've got 58 seconds, let's go.
Right, hit me.
Just don't even celebrate.
The pull-backs are in the centre park.
Right, do it in the centre park.
Guys, we'll leave it, we'll leave it.
It is over now.
Chas up!
Lucky Chas.
Chas is made it.
I'll send it back in if that long.
Oh, sorry.
You like that?
No, I'm gonna mess it.
Oh, that's a dribble up.
I'm gonna mess it, I'm gonna mess it.
I'm gonna mess it.
Come on, it's your turn, mate.
Oh!
Oh.
What's that?
Good player, Joe.
Good player.
Sorry, Simon.
I didn't trust it.
So I'm just gonna keep with you.
OK, I think I'm going.
Matt.
Yeah!
Nice!
Come on, Brazil.
Oh.
What did you do, Matt?
I tried to punch it out of the way.
He just smashed it in the net.
Is it you again, Chazza?
Look!
Yeah, I was a liar.
Price could be done here, chap.
Price could actually be fully done.
Cold.
Junja is mad.
Why, he's lost a passion, yeah.
No, no.
Mate, lost a passion.
I've seven man down.
Wah!
Yeah, but what do you do that for?
If you know how to be a seven man down,
you want them to keep playing, wouldn't you?
Mate, I won't be watching.
Actually, it was seven nil down I carried on watching.
So yeah, fair enough.
I was hoping that what some of them
You know what in the magnet?
That's just on target deflected still went in it's my go Jackie's best finish so far today
My rope was pretty cold you can't lie you watch sorry let him have a shot. Let him shoot
Jake you don't go for it
Wow, oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. No, I thought you said let me shoot. Sorry. Yeah, I thought it's easy
I can't believe that's not going in.
James just read the screen for us pal, read the screen for us.
Best tier 3? What does the screen say?
Best tier 3, not feeling that.
I'm not doing anymore.
I'm not doing, I'm not doing.
JK, don't ever offer me a 1v1 again.
We need to see what you can play the loser of.
the loser of the Loser plays J.K. Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
You're live on Epic Games, please not swiping.
I keep lagging!
Oh my God.
I'm not even, I actually keep lagging to fuck.
It's over!
It's over!
It's over!
It's over!
It's over!
It's over!
It's over!
It's over!
It's over!
What you want to vote you weren't playing
So good his Wi-Fi is don't take it in don't believe it
We have it at all and why key Chaz are in the room
Train not to like me
You're acting as if this is hard for me.
The only way he's going to beat me is if I like, he's absolutely awful at the game.
He's absolutely awful at the games.
That's horror, that's horror.
Horrendous.
Time, Milchazz.
We're going to take your time, Moe.
Come on, Chazz.
Five gifting on the line here, Chazz, come on.
Like again.
Here we go.
really focus really focus is he
lagging down I told you he beat me for the lag I told you
oh it does
it's James Luggin can anyone vouch if James is Luggin on
I'm not going to keep lying about it am I
he's lagging
it sounds like a skill actually
you know what this means that we have to see James
I am not playing JJ, I'm not playing JJ.
I'm not, no, no, no.
I'll play Chaz again, right?
I just not like it.
Well, no.
Let him have his excuses, Chaz.
You know what, you can play J.K., but it's first to one.
That's it.
Right, okay, that's fine, yeah.
Perfect.
He's on 10-ping, brother.
No, no, that's what I mean.
That's what I mean. I don't know why he's lagging. He keeps going up to do a video late and said my game just freezes
So I don't don't get though like Jakey
Why do you just choose to be a knob bet? It's your whole chat your whole chat is what he's saying he's like it
It was an accident.
His whole chat literally just said
It is what it is.
That's the one guy.
Ginge pays 24 grand a month for his internet.
You think he's lagging?
That's not me man.
The worst thing is that
people are somewhere out there.
Oh my god.
It could be over.
You know, I actually love this map.
I've never played this map before.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Jake, you got this mate, go on son.
Jake, you need to lock in.
Which side is Jakey shooting at?
Oh, I forgot.
You need to wait for him to like it.
He's going to score.
Here you go, Jake, here you go.
Oh, I love that!
Jake, you're a break!
Oh, my god.
I'm scared because I need to score before it lags between us.
I'm just fucking rushing it.
He's crazy.
Because I know I'm going to lag in a minute
and he's just going to score from it.
God, he's on the attack.
Oh my god.
Do you know what his goal is?
Yeah, he has big toe.
That's what he did.
That's what he did.
He's a player.
Jake, you've heard the bullies, yeah?
Oh my god, Jackie.
Oh my god.
He's hurt me, he's hurt me, he's hurt me.
He's hurt me.
Cracks, he's cracked.
He's got more energy than me.
I can tell James he's going to lose this.
Whoa.
Oh, my God, that's quite embarrassing. Yeah, it is. It must be on a map that's never played before like this.
I know I have no one's and he's still stuck in that long
Honestly, so what you say is not the way to him. So what have we found out here on the best out of upwards?
I need to make we have that we played again play me again then play me again
Yeah, exactly what we done for the final game team jakey versus team chazer what's the mode?
pinbob. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's do hockey. Yeah.
Hockey is good. Hockey is good. Yeah. Snow dad. Alright,
let's do team turns. Alright. Anyone who's into dance, by the
way, giving price has just been knocked out. Oh boy. And
anyone into comedy shorts gamer, he's just that loaded
guest, the bisexual. Oh, interesting. It's a fortnight.
This is 21 right here.
Four nine.
Four nine?
Yeah, it's not a whole year, mate.
We're on day, mate.
All right, Budweiser, you could end this day as winners
after having a good time with you.
No, we can't.
And it slides.
We can't.
We're not winners, though.
We just can't, mate.
We can't.
Big jump!
Oh, my God.
He's put me over.
What, he's hurt?
He's hurting.
What, hurting?
What?
He's hurting.
Is he all right, then?
What's hurting?
Who's at what?
Oh, the other team was a bit similar, like, both of them would just hit me then.
Yeah, but I've just got rid of the puck mate, where are you?
Oh, it was a jakey.
No, you need to get chasms there, chasms are the danger man.
No, I have a fast to do with food chasms.
Yeah, it's fair, he's a better buffer, isn't he?
Yeah, we just found that.
Yeah, come on, we've been up.
Wow.
Wow, I wish you'd be on the way.
Wow, you're on the way, lads.
You're blocking the goal.
Oh my God, go on Chaz.
Get in there Chazza!
Oh my Lord, oh my God.
Come on Chaz, come on Chaz.
I just wanted to say it, you know, with a bit of...
Love that Chaz, oh my.
Chazza, Chazza, Chazza.
Defending our lives like Jakey do the run around.
Everyone free in the back, free in the back.
No one forward.
I'm like Hannibal, I'll run around like an endless chicken.
Oh no guys.
I got a chance!
Cheers for that.
It's bouncing!
I remember my first time.
Yeah?
What the fuck?
What?
Sooo...
Oh no.
Are you kidding me?
You're kidding me.
I don't know where I am.
Oh no.
I'm all the way over here though.
Oh, no
Look at him proper look at the difference there lads they're not taking the piss anymore. They're locked in you can hear him fucking breathing
Sad little fuckers
I get it gives you so far I got a chewing gum here, and I'm struggling to
I get it. I get it. That's that's a strap. See you later.
I get it. Boxy green swat. All right, mate.
Fucking hell.
I'm playing with an Oreo.
Get me. Here we go.
Go on. I'm a goalkeeper. There you go.
Here we go. Oh, no. Get back. Get back.
Go on. Finish that.
Oh
So I got a fish it no no get it out. Oh boy. It's we need to go. Thanks. Oh, no
Thank you
No, go on. Hang on, boost.
Oh, that's not gonna finish that dinner. No, I don't. I was a safe. I've got no boost.
Yes, Chazza.
Oh, I got red bloods. Why am I actually, ops, I'm just getting a bit better.
Couldn't go worse. You're getting your bestie bugged one.
It's your stuff. I'm gonna get an ego for Karen.
Fuck his bestie. I'm saying Kass has hands of it.
It's not a black pod in this hot set, it's a pot.
It's alright, it's alright.
It's an Oreo.
That was a good mix of Oreo.
It's an Oreo.
It's on the price.
Oh, there it is.
It's gone.
Finish it.
No.
No.
Come on, Ken.
Fuck!
Now we got a game.
Just take it away, you can have it.
That's why I'm playing better, I think.
That's right.
haha
please
look like a burger
burger
i know i know how i know
oh my god
oh my god
no way we're not scored
like unbelievable
i've had absolute howl
howl there
come on come on
nice jazz
nice to come down nicely
I love the vision though Simon it would have been cool. I haven't hit it once.
I prefer MMZ.
Yeah you could have chuckled Dorchaz, couldn't you? So he's laughing now.
Ow!
Back out of the way.
Damn.
Oh my god.
lagged again lagged again lagged again
I don't get enough
I'm on 20 ping, why am I liking?
He never likes when he's near the ball, but it's easy to get him out
You've actually seen this before, against each other I don't want to like
It's not lag, well what is it then?
It's something
Square it if you can
What a ball I know, a 2 far forward. It's frame lag, not connection.
Oh, and your Thrustboy's half a bell.
Where are you? Oh, Jakey, can you fucking...
I'm not even going to nibble, because he's just going to rage-beat me for 40 minutes
and upload it as a VOD channel video.
good finish that. Honestly, I don't mind your car trying to do the same thing.
And Jakey was buttoned without me into it.
One, two, go.
Let's go Wins. No, no.
All down for the draw, here, lads. All down for the draw.
Yeah, there you go. Take a draw.
Got mad at that.
Good performance there, lads.
Yeah, not too easy.
That was a spear, we were the one that.
Oh, 100% right, 100%.
It's coming this way, cos I give you one last one.
No, no, we're good, we're good.
We'll take a draw.
Hang on a minute.
I think we do need to see a Chaz versus Jake.
I can't lie.
Well, he's the best in the Best Boys, it's confirmed.
If he wins it is confirmed because he's beaten a true beat home. Yeah, okay. No, ask me first a free please
Please no, please it'll be sold for the
First of two is me in the middle first of two. We can agree first of two, but there is no it's one or three
All right. Okay. All right, we'll do three. We'll do three. Three goals. Are we agreeing two though? Yeah
Oh, no, no, no, just do three. Just do three. Just do three.
I
Should be so funny
I'm gonna put 50 guests in on Chas. Do you accept that JQ?
I'll get 50 gifted.
Well, depends if JQ accepts it or not.
I'm gonna just play to the love of the game.
That's disgusting that.
Are you sure you want to do three goals?
If you want to take five minutes, Josh.
I think actually I think even sat a limit of goals.
You want to make it to oh, it's five minutes. Oh, I need to go and spectate
I'll chase team ego
How do I I need to change you on the same team? No, I'm my team, you know
What are you doing?
Right Chaz it go on the go on teammate
Oh shit
Look at his car. His car is just so so nice.
Oh, that's just what Jeff 40 instead.
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Go for the ball. Go on.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my no. Oh my no. Oh my.
I just scored a long goal. Oh yeah, he actually did as well.
Chazza. Chazza, you can't lose to that. No, no, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna.
4 minutes running in that.
We're doing 4 minutes or first to 3.
First to 3.
We'll check this first.
Oh my god.
Jakey, Jakey, Jakey.
What a throw.
That's not unreal throw.
Love that, love that, love that!
Jakey having 2-0 and one next go wins.
How nice is the F4 here?
It's well nice.
They're just a director, isn't it?
is it? No idea but it's making me use it. Oh yeah perfect. Is that the one that's...
Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, that's what I think. Get off my ass! Oh my god, Jacob.
Take it, Jacob, take it, take it, take it. Oh, he's thrown. He's absolutely thrown it.
Get back, get back. You got a boost. Nice. Great defence. Right, take your time. It was
That's great defence.
That is currently in his own goal.
Okay.
I think you have to hit that, mate.
Oh my!
Oh good, that would have been so good.
Relax, relax.
Jakey, take your time, take your time.
How are you watching Luke? I like to see how.
Oh my, did they take your time?
You turned to break.
Oh my god.
It's not every day to sit down everywhere.
He's locked in. He's really locked in.
Let's go, Jakey.
Oh!
Well done.
Great save, man.
Man, I got high pitched, man.
I'm just going to get back, no I'm going to back shatter that, oh my god, he might happen.
No, he's blowing me up, no he's blowing me up.
Go on Chas, go on Chas.
I can not imagine J.K. Beats him.
He might, he might. I think he's playing better than Chas right now.
I reckon.
J.K. got the big base.
No he's not.
J.K. you need base.
I don't know how he's looking down.
Oh my lord, oh my lord, get back.
I'll take it back, I'll take it back.
Are you caught on?
That's a good cross.
All the way, all the way, all the way.
Get that beast, get the beast.
I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
We're just over halfway through now in this game, and we had an exciting end to end game.
I can't breathe.
It's been one-one at these doors at the minute.
Somebody said, Jake.
Oh, he's gone round him.
Oh, Jakey, just tap that. Jakey, one here. Just take your time. Take your time. Take your time.
It's not bad G. It's not bad mate. He's getting better
Take your time
Oh my no
If Jakey wins, he's the best rocker we've played all the time, that's not what he wants to do, he's the best
man, he's the best
Yeah, they're the only top players I've ever played so far
Oh no, he's had a rock top
Oh no, and he's ruined it for himself
Yeah, well done Jake, it's what you get mate
Look what you've done
Alright, this is it, root fit
Next goal wins, you've got two minutes
tonight is the winner of this next goal. Oh my god. What's that Chazza? Get the boost.
There you go. We're going to make you not relax. Take it. You're very, very tense at
the minute. You need to relax and it's game. Oh my gosh. You can let go of accelerate
mate. Just so you know. Oh, you can stop the guy. Give it one more here. That's
You're a little bit gone.
Nice. Great touch.
He's in the post.
No chance of looking to run down the other end on a counterattack.
Jakey just places to get a barb.
But Chaz eyes it up.
It's a great save from Jakey Davis.
He's putting stations right now between Davis and Clark.
Davis down the left-hand side.
Can Jakey finish that?
An air ball.
Just less than 60 seconds left.
Oh, it will go to Golden Goal.
It already is.
Oh, yeah.
It would carry on into Golden Goal.
Yeah.
Oh, this is now biting stuff.
Jakey pushes it down the right-hand side.
Chaz is staying on his line.
He comes off gently.
Jake it skins it with Chazamani's escape buddy in front
What's the rule one never back down. Oh rule one is that oh
This is rocket League
And why can't I watch this team from Jakey Davis?
I can't believe what I'm witnessing with my own eyes right now.
Right, Golden Goal.
Here we go.
Oh, my.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Chaz, we have a touch on the right-hand side.
He's got an open goal.
Jakey has by just in time.
Jakey's going to get the boost.
Jakey's got the boost.
Jakey's got the boost.
Is it a goal to steal it from Edward K. Jazzara?
Come on!
Come on!
Jazzara!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That was pure cloth.
We're not doing that.
Shout out to the beat.
Do not scratch your eyes.
Do not blink.
This is a new era of Rocket League.
This is Jakey Davis.
Wow.
This is season 21.
The boost.
It was all about the boost at the end.
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
It's so high at the end there.
Oh, my God.
Wow, what a game.
I can't believe it.
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I'm sure you watch won't be that level, but.
Yeah, I don't think any of you are going to be that bad.
I'll be honest with you.
That was like e-sports at the end.
That was actually unbelievable.
That's e-sports, but for shifters.
That's the biggest e-sports, though, honestly.
I know we're all going to laugh at you, but I just want to do say, I just want to establish
we are all on the same page. Yeah, I liked for two of the goals. Thank you. And you can
carry on now. I just wanted to get that out of the box boys. And I went, yeah, I'm not
to say Jakey's the best on the second best. And then it's just because Jim Johnny beat
Jakey for one goal. Yeah, well, I mean, it's probably I was going to be in the
first to one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I can't believe I'm dreaming.
I appreciate that.
I'm busy. Have a good night,
everyone. You too. Good night.
Oh, wait, Simon, Josh.
Did you see the your mother pulled?
I did.
How many did you buy?
Seconds, right?
How many did you buy? Just one.
You've got one box?
No, Jim, what about the day before?
No, yeah, I think he's got about that day, though.
In total, I've got an R9 at Barca.
I've got a Yamal.
I've got a Wayne Rune.
What's that, three?
Maybe, I think it's four, maybe.
Okay, and then you bought four. Yeah, you got one year. Oh, yeah, I got a one year. Yeah
Yeah, I got your mouth. Oh, yeah. No, that's not to I mean to be fed a man when you buy me. She's why the whatever's in the box
Yeah, I mean
Right
Absolute pleasure. All right. Well enjoyed that brag. I'm gonna go
No, I wasn't bragging, okay, what are you doing?
Just see what I pulled today, my 200 pound Merlin box ginger, I pulled up to 25 so I was like...
Did you actually do anything?
Yeah, bro, I thought so.
That's actually sick, I can't even lie.
Er, do you want to play Fortnite or something?
Pardon?
Oh, no.
Yeah, I'm down.
I'll jump on for a bit.
That was actually so fun, Jake, by the way.
Mate, I can't.
mate I can't
I would say we should
look we need to wake up a bit
look we need to wake up a bit
thank you
I'm not even
chat you can even mode
or you can go and watch someone else who's playing roleplay if you want
I'm playing, I'm very extreme
I don't want to play roleplay today
then so
do you want to change the game for me
Josh tell me that I don't have to accelerate all the time
that's what changes the game
I
You do know he likes you haven't you having a good time. Yes. Oh my camera's about go off again because say I'm in it
Oh, that's where that's definitely still on what say wise your camera keep going off things
No idea mate
Just keeps happening everything on them. It's really weird. It seems to me every time you have a sip of a drink though
Really? Do you know it's that?
I have, yeah, cos you go on, my camera's got off, then I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, chug jug,
and then I, uh, I can mess, I like, I just, like, down.
Yeah, I, I hear this.
Yeah, I mean, it's quite a distinct sound, that.
That is weird.
Hey, let's play that game where you have to pretend you've got something,
and you're even lying on your phone, the truth.
Alright, okay.
Right, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
right let me choose some hang on I'm holding an Avanti West Coast train okay
I'm holding a cat all right can I hear you cat yeah I'll put our clothes now you
stroke so it starts to burn. Come here with us. Yeah it does definitely sound like a cat.
go. Your turn. Your turn. Um can you can you um can you beat the trade horn? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. But it's a weird one. It's got a it's it's it's like a obviously it's a smaller
one. Yeah. So it's like it's it's got a different sort of horn. Yeah. Yeah. And
double time get in there Luke are you
ready? Yeah oh yeah go on boys how do
you put the CTS on? Uh Street, Sandalerts.
Start looking up in my first prize
new pickaxe Cirque. It's not Sandalerts is it?
Yep
What came out this
Oh, mate, I didn't get any lead. Oh, hurry boys. Oh, no way
You're a wizard
If I play invite us please
Wasn't a kill tag to me Lonnie story then let's have a look
I am indeed mate, yeah.
Can you tap your hand on the can?
Oh shit, on the train.
Pad him?
Can you tap your hand on the train?
Yep.
There we go.
Okay.
There's a Spongebob.
What?
Oh yeah, but he's just a little man.
He's like, he's just a little guy.
Like, he's just a little guy.
Like, he's just a little guy.
little man he's like he's just a little guy like you can't actually be him what
days it oh 21st oh my god four days till Christmas is mental you finish your
Christmas shopping yeah I look out nice I mean that I didn't do it like but it
is done. Okay. Give him under less than a moment and did it fucking unbelievable. Thank
you very much. Oh, Kim K. I think we all have to go on this Kim K. Personal shopper. Yeah,
you've lost your head chat. Absolutely not. I'll go with Kim. It's the most beautiful
time of the year. It's a little one no down. Oh, Luke one up. Okay. I was going
say bloody hell where the other guy was walking off there I thought he'd got it
open this one
nah James gonna go for any second festive battle of that no you won't put it
down then thank you where's me
I'll go for the hammer Oh my god, can't believe we just did that.
Did what?
We started singing the same song at the same time.
Oh my god, no way.
No.
In fact it was me.
Yeah, nice.
Come on Alex, we're in a 32 brother, go on the boy.
Ginger, you got...
I don't.
also I was gonna say to you if you do I'll go tomorrow let me know to us but
obviously you're doing to my side so I assume no oh that's a very restrain
when when it comes off the adverts yo yo sorry yeah good yeah good yeah yeah
very good thanks I was gonna say do I go boss when I was I assumed you don't
because of just before the adverts I've got a solid hour by the way in a sec
Nice, that'd be fun, don't look at it.
Is it after the walk-off stage?
Is peppermint spicy? No.
Er, can be.
Right, the walk-off stage.
Since you've got 100 bits, can you test my DTS?
Shut up, you fucking dick.
I'm being generally serious. I can't do it myself.
I'm gonna add in a big guy. Big guy. Big guy.
What was it?
Yeah, it's working.
What did it say?
Ginge is...
He says Ginger's King of the Jungle.
Oh yeah he did.
Fucking well in.
Woo!
Right yo, sorry about that.
It's the most beautiful time of the year.
Shaz is doing his sound now and I want him to change my mind, good shit Jake.
See, I'm going to love me, I think. Thank you.
That's the way you are.
I love Rocket League.
Aw, I can't believe that was actually really, really fun.
It was.
Rocket League always is busy as long as it's intense like that.
Fighting the game, sorry.
Shaz, I've invited you Paul.
You're...
the
ginger card for the five gift
in mate. Go on the boy. Thank
you very much. Ginger card
Higgs 24 months as well. Mate.
Go on. Ginger card. Thank you,
brother. Excuse me. Yeah, it
looks really one now, mate.
Thank you very much. Ginger
card. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
night but did Arsenal beat ever yeah one one meal easy game in the post three
times sort of beating back three or four we should have won today
quality yesterday your careers was on real yeah it must have been from 5th
12 yards out okay strike you be on real if you don't score apart from a pet I
I don't get that.
He's actually done pretty well.
I generally thought he was pretty good just like,
and a lot of people are giving him a check.
I'm not even right to blame.
I thought he was actually pretty decent just like that.
He's a bit like a white wager off, isn't he?
You don't work as hard as white wager off.
Just the way you, oh.
I
Spawn pump a guy hands-on flick
Yes, go on Nick. Oh, you're okay, mate
Nick oh, you are fucking get it tomorrow mate. You are fucking get it
Well, your fans are getting it as well that you're fucking pay to turn up every week with your shit drum pits and the shit drums
They can all have it as well
have you paid for this club again so you can play all of them mate the fucking
gets in it shit house you're not watching the Luke yes I'm watching Luke are
you fucking what was it can people not multitask these days it's like you're
kidding me you're looking at that they're still on now I think you've
I've got to be in the category for it so I can do better than that than that, then they'll come on mate, you know, I'm just raging at him.
Should we go Tilded?
Let's go Tilded. Wait, oh, OG Fortnite?
Yes, OG bro.
Oh my god, I didn't realise, oh my god.
That's why we're playing it, dude.
Whoa, we're halfway there, whoa, living on a prayer, take my hand.
He's got a belly live.
Pardon?
He's got a belly live.
I have no idea what I go through me sniff you have in sniff no no no not on camera
no I'm joking never and no I'm trying to figure out what moment I've got fatigues
through smelling I know what your mum's got what probably sausage is there to
Oh my god, OG Fortnite, I'm actually buzzing.
What, nice that was it?
What, is that sorry?
What, you just said it was nice, that was it?
That'd be game.
I'm lucky, Jonathan.
We got some fire as well.
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Oh, J, we're getting made it, we're getting made it, we're getting made it.
made it the one that you had for that game we were playing yeah no way can't
shoot me oh I didn't do that close my I need to change the game my game on the
other side of the scene there we go so that you can see me it's not just a
mindset they will actually shoot me oh shattered on the balloons I see oh he's
dead I'm so confused I've tried to let go of one and it let go of all three yeah
that is weird that is very weird that yeah
but planes are back oh my god no way yeah this is prime for like this okay
okay spike
Brandon! 5 out of 10 gifted! Go on Brandon! You fucking mad bastard! Go on, say it, go
on, say it, go on Brandon! Do something mate, just gifted 10. Well Brandon, he doesn't care,
well thank you very much for that, I appreciate it 10 mate, thank you Brandon. Garry, 5 out
32 months as well welcome back in mate you're okay
bless him I wonder how old he actually feels drunken he feels like 80 years
old Brandon thank you brother
one six one for Luke the nuke oh my god
all right it's one mission get the
Go on Jake, go on Jake, have him!
Aw, poop.
Go on Jake, have him!
Nice, yeah!
How'd you get Sabrina? Is that one of those presents?
Don't worry about our reboot cards, Jake.
I've got me. Can you- aw, I'm not even...
Why do you think I'm coming back into the village?
What did I get trolled? Is there a Christmas Sabrina?
What did I get trolled?
Nah, nah, nah.
I should get my ages ago. When she was popping.
I don't like the pets because they give you weight.
They don't, they all play as cats here more than you can.
Oh.
Oh no.
They're like a jarring.
What do you mean, like, how are we both dead?
Wait, he sucks.
What?
He sucks broke from his leg?
Has he?
Fuck off.
I mean, zero.
I just said in my chat on steen said it
Why is there so many to chat then it must be sure
Is here
local sustained significant injury at Poplar
nothing about
Onstein. Yeah, you did it's bad my whole chat like they're reliable sources as well
Put your charm
The people saying it in my chair
David Arnstein
I was under attack, it's set to be a sideline with a suspected leg break, suspected
from the challenge in Liverpool vs Berzgey
and gets from it on severity and scans the points to confirm
fairs of fracture at the left side
Bad
He's in the way, his leg gets wrapped up
I've not seen it
Bad challenge
Someone's tweeted mate
not being fun here but give Morgan Berthasol let alone Morgan Rodgers that much time on the ball would be strong foot and he'll look the top corner
stop it at the source, not once but twice at Manchester United at the region
Alright come on boys, back in the game now
Great, I'm fucking, I'm sorry for that aren't you
There sorry mate, GG's
Oh my god, I've actually, oh wow I've had loads of levels on Twitter today
all the chat all of them what you call it all the villa fans
I'm gonna put the piss off and having no Champions League have come back at me
because I'm nibbling to fuck
rent-free oh we're dead yeah right you ready Chaz
I'm gonna go get a little bottle of water or a glass of water, come on.
Jamil's picking up my order, go on Jamil.
Seems like a Sam guy.
Check and I could sign up as a Uber Eats driver and just I will be in an Uber Eats man. Definitely
Well, that's not a streamer. Everyone's address are. Oh, yeah
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't do that. Let's get one of you boys. It's a great concept though
They blow the door, but I don't think you can do that on stream mate.
Yeah, I mean, or maybe.
Well, match game, yeah, I don't know.
Okay, Kim K squad, roll out.
I thought they were actually going to put actual Harry Potter in the game.
Guys, do you know that you can make a...
This is how you... I'm not going to say that.
You know what I was going to say, don't you?
Yeah.
Number three.
Top ten brawn moments.
Number four.
Guys, this is how you get the Kim Kayskin.
Brune out for a moment, fuck off.
Have you read that?
Will I get top five conference rooms?
nice we've lost Bruno.
Oh no don't!
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
has it got any clothes?
nil nil nil nil nil nil
nil nil nil nil nil
looks too long!
Yeah, yes, Roma Advancing in Talks with Joshua Zerksy on personal terms is a top target for January.
What's that, sorry?
Apparently, Roma are advancing in Talks with Joshua Zerksy on personal terms is top target for January.
Yeah, I've heard of that, but I think it would be idiot for letting go.
I agree.
Go on, Aaron, for the three-year-old of the night, 16, brother.
What'd you reckon, Jack?
That Bruno's out for a month, but I'm not seeing it anyway.
He's not out for a month.
Ginger card, throw the five again mate, sorry I missed it brother, thank you very much ginger card, what a fucking go.
Thank you very much mate, we're directing to you at Supermaw, what?
They do jingle.
When I get them from there, sick, erm, yeah, you literally know what a club's called I don't know.
Erm, J.K.
Hello.
Oh, come on.
I can't be doing that. Watch Chaz's next thing. I actually fucking can't be out with his goals.
I actually can't. I'm gonna make sure I watch when he goes fanatics. You're gonna wait that.
What's that? I've already been. Yeah, he ate it. Jakey ate it. Guys, you literally can't
do them. I have to get rid of them. Why can't you do them? It's literally TOS now.
I'm not sure if it's enough.
Aaron, I've got one.
Yeah, but I thought Rocky would be the answer somewhere.
Amy Lee! Amy Lee! Amy Lee!
Amy Lee! Amy Lee! Amy Lee!
Amy Lee! Amy Lee! Amy Lee!
35 gifted love, Flux, seven, eight months as well.
Go on, Flux, thank you very much.
Chili powder one. It was actually hilarious to me first.
What's that, sorry?
I did the chili powder one and then I got some DMs saying I shouldn't.
So is that like some of the fun just like he's done then?
No. I don't actually know I mean.
It depends how creative you're going to get.
Yeah.
Oh you can't see.
He just can't myself damage you.
Yeah.
I mean you literally can.
Can you?
Yeah. Just make one of the goals on there.
and then you do that on stream. It's just that you can't do 4-fit wheels.
Re-several.
We tell woe.
Little has played shit with the other guys, shit on doubles.
Unfortunately, they make the only thing that matters in darts, the doubles.
Pamy, you've got the 12-mop, it's going hard for us, I've got the 4-mop.
Scoring for show, doubles for dough.
That's the saying.
Go on, mom.
Last night, last night, Jinz.
Oh, fucking quality night last night, mate.
Where did you go?
Was in after the Xmas quiz.
Yeah.
Went to a club called Cros101 in Gay Village.
Shit.
Yeah, it was off, bro.
It was going off.
We got there about three.
They were pretty dead.
And then by about four, it was just fucking popping.
He got busy at four.
Ask everyone else closest, though, you know.
He gave us his fucking gun.
I just got hold of Bloom so bad.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Shit's gone.
Ginger's someone on you.
Yeah, I just don't know.
Oh, oh, I just got...
Oh, you're probably gonna do something.
I'm dead.
Oh!
One shot, need help.
Please
Ever ever trying to step to me again ever trying to do that. You got hills. I don't go here. Oh my god
See you in a bit nice. Well streams hyphen is well. It's just embarrassing. Oh, Jake you kill her
I
Killed you down with me streams now if you're gonna say all these streamers that say they get streams night
Just could have died to me. I'd say all that I liked
There you go see
I think I'm going to buggy bomb.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, reboot anymore, mate.
Oh, he's so weak, Dad.
Go on Chas, well over.
He's building up to your dinge.
There's a point on it's way.
Oh my god!
I'm one shot bro, I can't do anything.
Dinge I'm going to try and get to you.
Dinge can you trap us mate?
Nah, I thought we'd go back to GQ's dead as well.
Yeah nah, I'll fill that.
Yeah.
I'll take that one on top of the van so they had a better view here.
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
Play again, play again.
That was pretty shit for me, I can't lie.
I'll give him a better angle.
Who do I actually think is winning the wards? I think it will look or I'll look.
Oh wow.
Yeah
You know the guy who plays like that older guy you get
Okay
gone
James at ransom has passed away at 46. Hey
Yeah, you plead like an older version of one of the kids
In it like Pennywise
Sooo...
Oh, there's an interesting...
Lashie! Lashie! Lashie! Lashie! Lashie! Lashie! Lashie!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Go on Lashie, thank you very much love.
Appreciate the time.
Go on Lashie, thank you love.
What a goal, let's see what an interesting news he's got now.
What was the interesting news for you, Jake? I missed that.
I was about to get back to my desk.
If you're paddled to work in the Netherlands, you get a tax-free bonus.
I could have had an evidence on the end of it, fuck.
I was going to start peddling to my desk.
What, you're going to tricycle when you go out of bed?
Yeah.
Ginge, can you go out my house?
Oh, God, where is me?
guys make sure you break no trees
I'm sick of these
I don't know how he landed with a gun
he's really weak by the way
absolutely swathe begging it
like begging it bad
fucking embarrassing fat bastard
no bum in the corner
bum in the corner
you're playing with them
that's what he wants though jake
oh yeah true
playing on it's way
That's what he wants.
That is?
There we go.
Right.
Yeah, there's a red bit right there, sweet.
You're ready? You're ready to come back, yeah?
My name is...
Look like he's one leg off going through to round number three
Thank you boys no problemo oh shit play yeah, it's a plane
I'm glad he's enjoying this dream for medium
Well, look, so if you can get him on a piece, no.
Get him for 16.
Nice.
Well, if he feels panicked, just let me know I've got a...
Oh, that's not welcome.
All right, perfect.
This is top 10 for a moment, number one.
I'm going over this mountain.
You're going to mount?
No one on the mountain if that's all right
Little shanghai double 20 for the match. Oh, he's dragged it
Go on Jade for the five gifted Jade fucking legend. Go on Jade. Thank you so much. I'm gonna win it
He's coming back. He's going to thank you Jade. Honestly. Thank you so much love legend
Jake I didn't know so much better for my is on PC boy
I
Yes, great, bro. It's quite crazy. Yes one the boy
Look, the new light is free to run free the world championship
Hey mate, you think I'm going we have to use to over to the taxa
Yeah, I'm gonna go before the final anyway, so
I'll go in as big games on the couch
Semis would be a good night, wouldn't it?
Errr, yeah.
Rosie, Rosie, Rosie! Rosie, Rosie, Rosie!
Da, da, da, da!
Thank you very much Rosie, love, I appreciate it a five!
Thank you, Rosie. Legend.
Nah, man, it's just...
In IRL, for playing burrup, of course it'd take a hell of a hell of a...
Chasler, let's come back down for you.
You're going to be flying to me.
No, I'm not.
pick me up pick me up
don't worry mate
off you just fell man
can you jump fell thanks you
lily you found a three month sliver
do you die if you jump off a plane
oh no you don't know
jayson you got to play the boba
that's there
go and fight him in the air fight him in the air
I'm a dogfight.
Go on you mad bastard.
Where is he?
Oh my god, do you remember them?
What?
Oh, the... I did my first time on the...
thing you said about games.
What a hardy to get shielded, aren't you?
This is mental.
Oh, so I shoot this? Can you shoot this plane as well, please, lads?
I've got an AR.
Can't man, I've got an AR. You ought to land at a shapespot.
We don't want to land at a shit spot, we're all alive aren't we?
Oh shit it's someone Jake.
Come on pigeons.
Is he up there with you Jake?
Oh he's so good I know.
He's in that little red building.
He jumps off.
Man this 10 darks, he missed 16.
Like I said if he hit his doubles...
I'm not going to go to the game, er, yeah, I'm not going to go to the game.
On me, on me, on me!
He's coming, he's coming.
He's just there, come on here.
Er, retaining it is so cute.
You are pretty much everything this year.
Come on Jake!
I'm gonna get a stink bomb in.
You're shooting me buddy in the plane.
I guess if it's wet.
If it's hot, feel like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm locking it down.
Oh
It's on top of the thing yes
Where is he this fucking fight?
Why why the point you've been in a plane if you're gonna do fuck all when you're in it
Shoot a fucking weirdos
You're flying around in a plane you know them
Well, what was the point you in the plane there Jake?
Yeah, I did well in the play.
Did you?
You did well in the play.
You shot my builds down.
Oh, just fucking...
You know what it is, yeah.
You know what it is?
You were going, you were going,
oh, you're doing, yeah, nice one, Jake.
Nice one.
Like, actually help, like, being positive.
And then you shot me down.
Now, you're calling me shit.
You were big.
I mean, what the fucking minute ago?
I wasn't...
I don't know if she was listening.
You did start off there really well
and then you shot me down
and I lost one thing.
Why didn't I shoot you down at all?
Right.
We're just making it up then, Chas.
You know, then, Chas.
Oh, that was that.
Oh, that.
This time last year, it was better.
We had fucking Pingu and Bella in the squad.
I couldn't agree anymore.
I can't win, man, so I'll fuck it up, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll...
Oh!
What the hell?!
I don't know, I don't know where you've gone, just like...
I'm gonna stop talking now as well.
Hopefully, hopefully, Pingu makes a return to stream
so you can play some Fortnite with him.
I'm having a wee wee. I don't need this.
Please do
Yeah, after what you just said
I hope he misses the toilet, he goes on the floor, he slips and breaks his leg
What the fuck?
Because, do I know why?
Go on
Because he was taking the piss out of this hack
And I thought that's a bit rude
Yeah, yeah, he was
Come on, Moonhead
Nothing mate, you just took a break
Let's go, lazy lynch, yes?
Okay
I'm not joking, it's Kim Kaskins, fully reignited my passion for Fulmut.
Nah.
Certain angles don't mind it, but other ones are not the best.
What?
Like, when you're looking at your enemies in the suit.
Hey, Colby!
Finally gifted, mate!
What are you talking about, her arse, mate?
I know what you're looking at.
Pardon?
You're talking about her arse.
What the fuck?
She's all right when you look at her from certain angles.
I didn't say that. Actually, I said it's okay.
At least you can say how much Ike just said.
That's true.
Why don't you land on the house?
No, I'm going to land there.
No, I'm not. I'm landing tennis courts.
Oh, no, no. I know you got one.
Oh, whoa.
Indeed.
It's pretty sharp. I don't know.
Oh, that's a nice Christmas, man. I love Christmas.
much they're being shot from
Streams like it was just boring though, aren't they?
They actually are just so boring
It's so cringe like bro, like you sat there you chill in and then you get serious I was ruining the game for you
Coming straight to you now chance he's gone straight to you
is in your building anyway you're not even trying what do you always do when I
can't fucking move he's fucking banned what's up in our bed
I'm just gonna wait for this for blow over mate he knows where you are
you done all right Lord awesome saw 224 mate brother boy thank you very much
two whole fucking years love brother thank you mom dead I had gold pinion is on
there I don't think he does know why I don't make right Chaz if you could all
get it back from him now you know that with us and I use a few in it really
extra change you should just kill them they're not even string factor just
excuse us.
What are you doing?
Why are you?
I'm not nibbling it.
Dean, 5 out of 5 gifted.
Dean, go on the boy.
Thank you very much, mate.
We love you, Dean.
Oh, we do.
We love you, Dean.
Oh, we do.
We love you, Dean.
Oh, we do.
Oh, Dean.
Oh, we love you.
Go on, Dean.
Thank you, bro.
You're here.
Sophie, 5 out of 24 as well.
Legend.
Go on the Solvester.
That'll do it. You hold him on, she has him. I'm coming now.
Yeah, you nearly got her. You nearly got her. Hold on, J.
You knew, knew, knew, knew, knew, knew. Ooh, what's this?
So I take you to the day by the way, lad, someone's asked for me for Christmas.
So, I say, if I don't have angry jeans wrapped under my tree on Christmas date, I'm ruining everyone's Christmas.
Fuckin' awesome.
That's trafficking in a sense, innit?
Well, depends if Santa tries to fucking stuff me in a bag or not.
I'd rather he didn't.
Yeah, right.
You need a bit of a battle, Chaz.
Yeah, you could say that.
I'm gonna battle against a BC.
It's about it, really.
Pfft.
Do you know where the player is, Chaz?
Yeah, on top of him.
I found him.
Straight fight him.
You fight him.
Right, I've got a mini-gun, Charles, so if he starts approaching us, I'm going to spray one mini-gun, you need to shoot at him, okay?
I'll cut him off! I'll just bomb him! Jake, push him!
Key him! Key him!
Key him! Key him! Get the fucking gun!
Oh my God, I'll actually smash on him!
You actually have to hold that guy alive, you've done very well.
Where's he's made?
Go on, Cals! Thank you very much, Cals, brother!
You know what, you're not hiring me.
Thank you, Cals, mate.
Go on the fucking bike.
He was saying I'm cheating, dude.
thank you cows thank you thank you thank you oh you can hear me sorry thank you cows mate
what's that behind mate it's a fucking Santa Claus mate
Did you get me a reboot card?
I did.
Legend.
Do you need to stop swearing in the chat please?
What have I just done?
They keep saying ****.
I think you say that.
What do you mean?
At least that's not true.
Yeah, he goes.
Yeah, he goes
No, I don't have many rules in this chat, but you can't say you're a b***h man
You can't say you're a b***h
You can't say you're a b***h sensor
Trafford sensor?
No, no
You're a b***h sensor
You can't say you're a job-center
Oh, my God
I'll be a bell-eater right now
right now why can't you say job center it triggers some people
making fun of the unemployed was a different job center jake absolutely
not oh I was in the word job center is a bunch of fucking piss people off it's a
place that's like saying oh you can't say Tesco because the people that work
as they get fucking well wound up.
What they do?
What the fuck?
Am I hearing this right?
Your chat's calling my chat like testing the waters.
It's called a joke lads, I'm not going to start rolling around in pain.
Basically I mean mods don't like it in the sense of the word.
What the word job?
Yeah he keeps saying it, he keeps saying it.
Because it's a fucking game.
I'll rip it.
Go on.
Job Center.
Job Center.
What's he gonna do?
That was me.
He needs to move the storms coming quite quickly.
Right, yes.
Go on, Leroy.
You sexy fucker.
Get your cock out.
You pussywagging jacks.
Thank you, mate.
You pussywagging?
That's alright.
He planes upside down.
Cheers.
I'd like to get in it.
I'd like to get in it please.
Wait, are you gonna get in the plane, are you gonna get in the pussy bag?
No, I'm in the plane.
I thought I'd fall in the deep of it.
Yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Don't wash my clothes, cause I don't believe.
We're getting shot.
Oh, we're getting shot up.
It's alright.
I think it's me, you know.
Might be.
Nah, I can't be.
Yeah, I don't think it was.
You pick us up because we can't drive through water.
Nah, we're playing sports mate.
We'll make it Jake.
Can he not land?
Where's my stick, seven and all?
Who's the king?
The king!
Who did you say sorry then, Chas?
I'm the king!
Oh, sorry, I'm the king.
You're not the king! I'm the king!
Take ya!
I'll say, you just copied Nick A. Furter.
I've copied him, how's that?
Did he go on the jungle as well? I'll copy him.
No, he's the king.
I'm with ya.
I'm getting shot.
So am I.
Oh, they're on there. Yeah, GG's boys, just keep driving.
Well, if I'm kept firing, come here to me, Jim's coming to me, I'm kept firing.
Hang on, hang on.
Chas, they're on you.
on you
they're not
i just keep flying i think
i need an help
shooting at me are you where are you
come on then
didn't just communicate terrorism
i'm definitely dead
Why, why is it not letting me build there? I don't understand what has happened there.
Why is it not letting me build? Why is, am I controls okay?
What is actually, I don't know why I'm shit today.
Jake on top.
And why has it got me snowball launcher on top?
HELL NOOOOO!
I say don't get involved Chaz.
If Jake kills him I'll go.
33 white, 33 white.
How tall is he?
Shit!
Jake you've got to kill him he's so weak.
He's got shield he's been knocked though I've got another guy on me, you old char.
I've got another guy on me.
I've got a lot of maps.
Yeah, GG.
I've got a lot of maps.
I've got no maps.
Fuck it!
You are!
Oh, I've got a lot of snipers I did not.
Oh my god, my arse.
I've got a lot of things I've streamed, my arse.
Screaming like that.
I've got a lot of street down.
I came from inside that Jesus. How much health did you have to take?
A chair, eh? R67?
Really?
My nuns got half a right to think you can play that.
We'll get her down here for a game and we'll get her up.
I guess one's not used verbally anymore.
Why would I verbally abuse you, Nan?
I'm just joking, yeah.
I imagine it's just like she bottles the fuck.
What are you doing, Andrea?
Andrea?
What am I going to call?
I know what it is.
You know what I mean?
You're going to be getting me gun-zipped pressing off me.
Yeah, go on, and I'll have an impression of you now.
Right.
How are we, Tracks?
Thank you for the gift, dear goats!
Well done, there!
Thank you for the conservatrix!
Thank you for the conservatrix!
Ha ha ha ha!
You have past tricks!
Did you get a conservatrix?
No, not yet, no.
Are you getting it though?
I like it.
Very expensive, really expensive.
you just set the button on the back of your house and give it a yeah you can
easily do that let's take it off you don't even use the one in your house
for what
thank you ready up see what's the order now
Yeah
Is he and he's calling him in
Yeah, he's gonna get a game on stream Jake
I don't even don't don't guess
Actually, no, he's not gonna say except he's gonna go bad because he said it earlier. What's his name?
Hey
Jamal, he said it earlier.
Well, I've been watching every second of that VOD, and if he's not said it,
I'll make you sure everyone's aware of it.
Have you read that?
You need to back out a little bit. Do you like my antlers, Chas?
I'm pretty sure he... In real life.
Yep.
You look cute as fuck.
Do I look cute with antlers on, yeah?
Yeah, you actually do. They're almost like the same thing.
You can't see them outside.
They're nearly the same shade as well.
There's your air.
They're actually fucking proper close.
Thank you, thank you.
Go on Dean Wells with a 5 year mad bastard.
I'll give you a little antler shake.
How you going, just give us an antler shake.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Go on Dean!
Five out of five gifted mate.
Chloe, give it a 6 as well mate.
Go on the boy.
Fuck it, I'm gonna get my Santa right on.
Fuck it, you might as well.
Let's get tested. Let's get fucking tested.
You might as well put the hat on if you've got the rest of the costume on.
I fucking heard that. I still have one in.
You're a fucking prick.
He's so fucking quick, it's funny.
Yeah!
Dude, I know it's...
Ginger, I've noticed you've not made a fucking chance to chance my shit, Ginger.
What was that, sorry?
Sorry, what was that?
I think I know what he says.
But then I've got to make sure I definitely know what he says.
Hold on.
I said you've not made a contribution to Chessmas yet?
Obviously being like...
Yeah, but I don't know why.
Is it because of the snout?
Pardon?
Is it because of the snout?
No.
I think you've still got it on.
Why is it not even that funny?
No, it's because I know how much you're gonna hate doing that big cards board opening and I'm thinking I don't want to make you do it
No worries mate, you fucking you do that
I'm a fucking map it may a marathon chat choice. What does that mean? It's like, you know like a gaming marathon
You know what I'm gonna say you're about to go fucking run a marathon
What I said, I'm gonna say if you're gonna run a marathon
Yeah, I'll fucking do it easy, but no, obviously I know you would
Release my song yeah, and I'll tell you
I don't
Know what I don't really want to be a bearer bad news. I've been that I'd be worse than the haircut. I think
Yeah, but I don't I feel as though Joe when you learn a lot of sin
You know do you know when you went unlocked in?
No, I can't remember you went on it. I show this on you
Oh, Lance have you waited for me?
I don't know, I'll just say yeah
Yeah
You say all the horrible stuff, but you don't mean it
I like the guy killed us just a spatula. Oh, shit. Are you still playing?
in. Fuck off, mate, you have to be taking the
best. No, we're not, mate, we're waiting for you.
Did you order, Jake? That pays. What sent it back?
And what did you order from it? Just chicken and rice.
And five wings and chips. Just chicken and rice.
And chips and wings. You've had two mils.
What a big, big boy.
Do you mean a big boy?
Jake it, if you were to do,
yeah, this is a question that I did in me,
he's coming to show now.
You're gonna choose a fiver side
of Christmas dinner items that you have on the plate.
What's your fiver side to him?
Okay.
I'm gonna go, right.
I
Think in that
Gotta go
We're doing fly keeper. We're doing that's in that you have to have a little keeper. Yeah, okay
In that got the Yorkshire pudding
She's a ball perfectly
Right and then you won't it sent her back I think you won
But you won't like your solid carrot, the tall, the slender, you know what I mean?
Bitch!
Get the ball, get the ball away.
Midfield, midfield, I'm gonna go...
That's weird.
I'm gonna go stuffing the midfield.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Oh caramelised.
I've lost it.
No, no, no, no.
Pigs in blankets on the left. How many plays we've got left?
You've got a goalkeeper in New Yorkshire, you've got a carrot in defence.
You've got pigs in blankets on the left, that's free.
Got two more.
Yeah, stuff it in the middle.
Right striker, I got a lot of roasters.
Interesting.
You know what? I don't think the meat adds that much, you know?
I'm pretty sure that's what the whole meal is built around.
Of course he got a shotgun.
Am I...
I can't say I go with him, but he's T.R.A.
What's yours, Chas?
I'm dead by the way
Probably even dead, I don't believe death I died
Jump on a fucking window you dick
What a weirdo by the way. What a weirdo. I can't stop. I'm shit. I'm not with it today. I'm so slow today. It's unbelievable
Right, you have a tier one reach for the 10. Yeah, I love it my my my meet on my Christmas dinner
Yes today. Thank you. I meet on my Christmas dinner. I have caramelized gammon
Turker
Yeah, but it's all my five aside in goal
In goal, I'm gonna go with the gammon. Oh
Oh nice. Ingon Gangamath right center off. I'm going to put him with a roasties. Yeah solid defense right up from
actually I'm gonna play a two midfield I'm gonna play a two man midfield. I'm gonna go with with the turkey in midfield
with the stuff I have stuff in wrapped in bacon for Christmas. And then up front I'm going to
Sticky toffee pudding as a afters that right there is a fucking mental combo
You know what that's interesting, but you can't have sticky toffee pudding because that's not on your fucking plate
You haven't fucking been to a Christmas at mine. No, I wouldn't want to go with you today
You're dead
That's a bit rude. What do you mean?
well
21 nice
Honestly, this game is so bad for streams life was like
Yeah, yeah, everyone, everyone, he's the one who killed me as well, that's his sweet side.
Everyone hide screen, everyone go on to the lobby.
Nah, sorry pal.
Go on Connor, 17 mate, all got something for you actually, Connor.
Four points, only eight knots.
There you go.
How interested is Fortnite build? How interested is the game?
Oh, we're building.
I'm going now.
go on color for the 40 mate fucking sexy one of I chicken and rice chicken wings
I'm I'm a nation for you case dreamer awards I don't know what that is
Jake you're right.
Just piss off.
You're going good.
Just go on mate.
Go on have your own food.
No, I'm on about that one thing.
Yeah, dad passed you.
That one thing?
Why have you?
Oh, you got it out on stream.
Why?
What's bigger than that one?
Why is your brother want it?
Just take it downstairs.
What the fuck?
I don't even know what it is.
It's some kind of vegetable.
Oh, that's a parsnip you fucking idiot.
All right.
Can you eat it like a carrot?
No.
No, you meant a good kit.
Jakey, can you read it up?
I think I'm going to eat me tea.
Is he taking the piss?
One more, Jake, one more.
Honestly.
Okay.
Thank you.
Why have I fallen under absolutely zero pressure?
Nice, Chaz. It is that...
I think that's what it says cast is something she been playing my car
Ding ding perfect. Thank you
Yeah, we will tonight Jakey, can you hide your screen, please? Oh, yeah, no worries
I'm ready up for a second. You hide your screen, please. I
Is Chasamy deaf and too much. Oh
mate
I'm fine on a sleeper getting pissed off for getting rattled
I'm not even 5 actually, I'm fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking white pilotage.
Pardon?
I'm not a GTA white pilotage.
Absolutely not.
But you're not, you're not any Michael missions.
Yeah, I'm not even having a fucking white piloting mate.
Chas if you, uh, uh, hit your screen.
Uh, yeah, I'm not even thinking about it.
Perfect.
mmm... i don't like to put something food on
Š¾Ń. It's going to piss me of by the way if he's got more dinos though
Um
No that mary does
by the way devah, um. Whats that mean how much you're payin'
Please
uh uh uh uh dude
just was sssssssssssss
get rid of one fast food if you could only pick three fast foods and if you could only pick one fast food to keep from what would you do?
What would you pick?
I know the question changed a few times there but
Well I'm not sure what you've actually just asked me there so go on
You might be bad
If you could only keep one fast food
like where you eat out or anything like that what would you keep?
Honest
Who?
He said Chinese
It's tough on that.
Okay, interesting.
And we will go...
Oh, I've not been there yet.
Luke, do you have a 26, mate?
Go on the bike.
Chinese takeover.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's not fast food.
It's not fast food.
No.
No.
Fast food, I'd say. It's just got to be Mackie's, innit?
Yeah. We love McDonald's.
We do. We'd probably keep it running, Chas.
What? Yeah, no, yeah. Me?
No, it was.
Oh, that one off the ball has lost, but you fucking went off.
Oh!
That was in the cut. Oh, that was fucking good.
It was good.
You weren't there, Jake, cos you don't...
You know what I mean?
You can't... I don't want...
You don't support people like that, so...
That's not true. I went to the United game,
otherwise I wouldn't have done it.
I wonder why he went there.
Ching-to-ching-to-ching.
And also watched the United game.
Hmm, interesting.
Always go with e-football, do you?
Yeah, I'd keep it out.
What, technically, no?
No.
That's the first one he's been to in about, fucking, six years, that.
Oh, because he said fucking brand deal.
He wore a brand deal.
Oh, do you stick it?
I think I've got three tickets, and I've got them.
They kindly left, that is why I love you football.
They kindly give me the tickets.
Yeah.
And so that's going to pull, yeah.
Oh my god, fuck, oh, who's this?
That's not a brand deal.
It's not.
I was probably digging for you, what are we doing?
Right, I was going down so I don't see all that.
Definitely win the, it's rather pleasant part today.
Street snacks again.
Why are you wasting me, I'm literally...
What are you wasting me for?
Right, I'm locking it, I'm locking it.
Guys, I've gone getting bombed by four people there.
They're carrying me along.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Chased them or nice look look at that
Where is it though?
Is any of yous watching?
Oh much round, but there wasn't really too much going on.
Yeah, no.
And the second round more of the same, some nice body jabs from Tate.
And Chase DeMore doing a whole lot of pawing.
The fuck is chasing it?
The Tate win? Fuck.
Too many rounds are free.
wearing on him that's right Andrew has been ripping way too many darts way too
many cars and halfway through this fight oh yeah he smokes the gas everything
Andrew T. doesn't he? He was always in the gas
and into round four now things are getting even worse for Andrew his
heads down he's just trying to clench and Chase is coming at him throwing up
these silly little punches and they're not really landing with damage but he's
all over him and he's full of energy. I actually feel a bit fucking bad it's just
fucking out of the shit being out there like what is he doing?
and round five now Tate's a zombie and he's just got nothing for Chase this
This is worse than the Jake Paul fight last night.
Worse than the Jake Paul fight?
And the chase keeps getting him up against the ropes,
having complete control over him,
and just throwing these little arm punches
rather than making some space
and really teeing off on Andrew.
No, I'll keep one to be honest.
I'm just curious because we've heard
all these talks for so many years
and how men should act and all that stuff
and what they should have and how they should fight.
And this is what we have.
And final round, Andrew Tate in survival mode and Chase D'Amore about to get the biggest
win of his career by far.
Walks Andrew down the whole round.
Did he knock down?
Knock him down?
No, Chase is shit as well.
And cuts Andrew around his eye.
He didn't get knocked down.
That's pretty fast.
What even is that defense though like he just puts his head he sticks his head right into the
the hook like what the fuck is he doing?
He is also 40 years old smokes a lot of cigars smokes for B6 as well so that's why he's
It's gas to fuck. It's gas out.
And still, the Misfits Boxing Heavyweight Champion of the World!
Misfits Heavyweight Boxing Champion is so funny.
What a shit title.
What a shit title.
Honestly, that is fucking shit in it.
ever a champion in the world. Yeah, but for misfits. The next Luke Littler, who's this?
First one, Alvin Pro-Blood. Oh yeah, that's Charles. Silent hour Charles apparently.
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What?
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He's more of a spam. To be fair, I might have used it.
In different years, J.Q. would actually do that.
this new Chaza has a bigger ego than his belly
My sprinkler goes like this
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Jacobi C1285X100.
Don't speak if you support Tommy Robinson.
All right, he wants me anyway.
Not sure yet, mays I'll speak to you, Joe.
I get it. I get it.
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I get that.
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jay yardley 97 that was speak for your racist speaky just speaky speak please
R-I-B-O-F-I-O-C-X-100. Yee-birds in year three.
JD underscore 1206 underscore X-100. Sue puts on boxing gloves to do the hoovering and calls herself Dyson Fury.
I get it. I get it. Because she does the hoovering and Dyson is a hoovering. But Dyson is also a boxer.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I get that.
Kaisad X100, 10 push-ups, yaw mushroom.
Dylan Lee, 13-10, X100.
How many babies does it take to tile a roof?
Depends how thin you slice them.
A same creed 55x100, it starts off at 17 years old without a care in the world.
I saw her sat there with a glimpsed line of perfect disguise for those hips and those
thighs and how I got lost in those deep brown green eyes and
Chi underscore underscore underscore underscore 25x100.
Hello again.
It's me, Vikstar 123, if you could count with me.
One two three four five
Death boy 96 X 100 only silent for an hour. I've heard silent my whole life
Well
I get it I get it
Hi, it's Jakey Davies because his name coming over his death boy
In our cuddly wobbles. I need said he's been silent his own life. I
I get it.
Senpo 200x100.
Oy, dusk spunky. Coming to lube, pingoo up with me.
Dylan Lee 1310x100.
What's the difference between a Jew and Santa the direction of the chimney?
I fucking love I absolutely love Christmas time and I think my favorite thing about Christmas is
just the time we can all spend together it's the time when we all are opening our
presents seeing what each other's got you know we're opening our gifts and then we
dinner together I think we love TFF we do love TFF and we'll have a look to see
what he's won I'll have a look but I'm not going mental
here we are chat to five Florian veers the absolute go get you off the back wall
your big melts get you right on there love that is there emory to 50 and
it's the lanky to 50 tell you watch out Florian veers could be the
best midfielder of all time I'm just saying as soon when you go out and
as I arrived in I'm hoping I'll be in tomorrow fingers crossed I'll be in
tomorrow and then we will have to send you a DM as well by the way mate whenever
you get a chance shit in here well yeah no um no yeah tomorrow hopefully
Tyler do you want to do one mate crazy but yeah it wasn't great was it wasn't
great why would I why would I wish the Florian V is playing
God, bad guys, I don't get any left, I took them all.
I took them all off.
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.
Oh, see, let's watch Cammy's reaction to Wynton.
No, Jyn's done that job of a brother.
There's just a Jynger lad in the background.
Oh, there's that Alex! Yeah, fucking love it.
He's actually there in most games, though.
Sinibit, bro.
Go finish it.
W. Enzo. If you've not already watched this, I would recommend watching it now because it's bagged spoiled
Imagine you just starts fucking slagging me off
Sorry
I could switch it for a wins the head up
touch and advise he's looking to find jade off his line and oh my why is he
clicked on that as I've said that why Jaden from that goal kick
that's a lie was it wrong it's wrong 16 minutes left now when in a
game job next week absolutely is oh my god look at how bad this is chat
That is disgusting.
That's disgusting.
Laughing in his face is diabolical.
Lucky I went on the pitch.
Just saying.
Lucky I went on the pitch.
Not a great tackle as diabolical.
Bad this.
Especially at this level.
Look at that.
He also went up to me in the car park
and said how's your leg?
And then laughed at him again.
Did you know
So I regret the semi-final of the cup
This is messy shit like this awful
Pissing off.
Why am I dropped?
No, why am I dropped?
You're wearing leggings. What you got about wearing leggings?
Why am I dropped?
Fucking sweet pants on.
Fast flicks it on.
Come on, turn to tappetting.
I've been again in the corner, 82 on the car.
Nah, why am I...
I must be joking.
Must have been very bad, though.
He's dropped from his snow on his camera.
Don't know but if that snow gets any fucking deeper he won't be able to fucking see pull that'll be fucking frozen
He's fair and those dad didn't have to say anything
It is now or never for winning in these five minutes Kasein's game.
Call it, Coney.
You call it, Coney.
A horror save.
AHHH.
A horror.
That is Coney.
He's so good.
That's his class.
He's got a board in my critical.
There we go.
Thank you.
Wait he's still watching so I'll plug the credit card in.
Thank you though.
Wait, he's just still watching so I'll put the critical.
Nah, chill.
Critical for what?
My back up.
12 misses the header.
My ace impresses the centre half.
I'm better than that.
Do I look like this though?
What's the laughing-out play in his face
when Caster's seen a goal?
Fucking asshole.
Oh fuck, go on, Keegan!
Keegan again, ole, ole!
Keegan again, ole, ole!
Keegan, sexy pub, thank you brother.
204 to the channel, oh my word.
Keegan, you are one sexy man.
Thank you mate.
Go on, Keegan, hold that number eight, they checked.
Can you shut my channel man?
Can you just shut yourself out of there?
Go on, go on.
Oh, lucky.
Oh, you're f***ing s**t, I need time now.
You know, you just need to see the game out.
One Lucy, go on, Sarah, if anyone ever follows.
Went another 14, 6-4.
I don't know, I only make it.
6-4.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I've gone tougher than I thought.
I hope no Santa, what's the word?
I hope no Santa Claus comes.
I hope you're s**t, I'm okay.
What the f**k?
What is wrong?
Fucking love ginger Pete. I'll have been following him now
Remember
no it's over now no it's not has to one one
we get a single on probably not last me vice these first mate but probably I've
got ballers tomorrow so it's more shouting I need to get an actual vice
routine me and to protect my throat like genuinely Zayn you'll find out tomorrow
bro at the minute I'm not sure are you live boxing day yeah so let's get my
schedule up tomorrow I'm at ballers Tuesday
Wouldn't in training but I'm gonna be on during the day, so that's fine
Wednesday, I'll be on earlier Thursday. I'm going earlier
Friday boxing day probably on earlier could you night out until eight?
Saturday
Normal day. Oh, but then I decide what I spend time my family
Yeah, I'll be I've got an earlier anyway most days. I know no problem at all
No problem once I'm out of there.
Do you know what I do? One of my main aims is chat.
They kicked off this, didn't it?
Get Pye back on back rooms.
Wait, save.
Pye on back rooms and be unable to.
I don't know what's Newcastle tells you anything, I'll have a look at them.
That's the penalty, oh my god.
Oh my god.
There's no VR in the championship, is there?
I'd actually don't understand in what planet is that not apparently.
Defenders grabbing him, trips up.
He goes, it seems to me Haji Wright is actually losing his spotting.
Mate, that's a pan.
Time on tomorrow, Barthes-Ross, I'm going to aim to go on for five.
Great save.
Is that the goalkeeper that came from Sitter?
Yeah.
Great save.
I don't think that will work, but yeah, let's give it a go.
It's only first half, is it?
I was wondering if it would kick off to go left.
Why does it kick off if it ends 1-1?
No way.
Bob's are all up.
Decisive. Nine minutes out of gold, man.
Four years.
and Rush were for the save.
And words being exchanged between Lampard and one or two of the Saints players,
he did make a little bit of a gesture towards the Norberman away to our left-hand side.
Well, that's a f***ing trick.
Is that Ryan Bertrand trying to give it the big one?
Away to our left-hand side.
Where's this? Does he still play?
For Southampton.
No. Oh, no, man.
The player's getting involved.
I won't be watching that, by the way.
I just did that so I could get here. Thank you.
Right, where is...
Oh, talking about copying
everything. Interesting.
I'm happy Amarim is adapting.
Intriguing. Chelsea Newcastle 2-2, what a game of football.
What a save, that is though.
Yeah, so to say, it's so to say, like, you know, kind of what a goal.
That's a striker's finish.
That's a proper.
Oh, I just left thought.
Oh, that's how he's injured again.
I've got to score from this, mate if you're going to be doing this you have to score
from it.
Oh my God.
Shut up.
Cutting.
Should have
It's James
It is perfect
Mate
He's decent but I don't think he can get beat by a free kick from there
can get beat by a 3 kick from there. That's an interesting one that. Shoulder to shoulder
I don't mind. That leg across is where it's a penalty for me. There. That leg, that's
where it's a penalty. That's fine. That's a penalty for me.
I mean, this is just fucking outrageous from Jam.
His touch is awesome.
That is one of the worst defending positionings I've ever seen in my life.
Why on earth is all the way over there?
I've got no idea.
He should be here.
He's all the way down here.
If he's going to switch it, he'll have loads of time to get out there and he needs to cover
wherever this is.
For example now, he'd run across.
He realises too late.
That's a great kick from Sanchez, 100%.
Why he's not got his shot off there, I don't know.
Torch bang!
That ball is mental
See I thought that when I first saw it because I did switch on at this point
With this. I didn't get much of the ball I don't think
But he gets enough of it I think
All the way, the rest of the three happy with the game.
You know, is it?
Three shames.
No, that's a good tackle, that.
All the way.
Good tackle.
That should have been a goal.
The Gallagate was...
It's not a penalty, that.
What other games is there?
Not watching Nill Nills.
Oh my God!
I had Bournemouth in Miaka.
90th minute you can see to Burnley.
Chances finished at 30 minutes. What do you mean?
He put like some stuff in, I've obviously banned all the really bad words but I can't
do you know what I mean?
The best part was the poll.
Exactly, it proved what I love.
All that would make me stop doing channel points.
Right, that's some of that queues about rights.
Oh, OK, there you go then.
If people are going to be fucking...
If people are just going to ruin it out there, there you go.
beautiful football.
Manio is so good.
So good.
I honestly love him.
What's Foxy said?
And...
Nice.
Dude, Flegman looks absolutely past the wall, that is at Brooks, looks like it's through
to Brooks here, and if it has come off him last, it renders the rest somewhat academic,
doesn't it? But they will...
They will stay.
They've stopped with the on-field decision offside. The play comes in, towards Kyle
Walker.
Perfect.
Still with the player down. It's already been checked and cleared, the challenge.
We go to the pool in the summer the placement for Salah it's already been confirmed he isn't
It definitely isn't
So many out if you if you know what's good for your woman either
100%
That's I was just fine it for me. I was just
Men talk as I'll blind the media make people.
He ruined so many careers.
Please name him.
Sancio yet because he's done amazing now that he's gone to Villa
Rashford's done really good now that he's gone to
Barca
Alexis Sanchez did really well when he left man United Donny van der Beek's done really well in the Bundesliga
Pogba's I mean where did he got United?
Also for this second and third in the league wouldn't really say he's ruining his career.
Pogba was fantastic.
But Tom and his career started at Man United.
So I don't know how that makes any sense.
David DeHaye was absolutely exceptional at Man United.
Anthony just wasn't good enough.
That's not ruining someone's career.
That mean you say you're in careers and also the experience or get from them
maybe whatever they are bad season United will help them massively in their
actual career because there's no heavier shirt in the whole world right now
than a Real Madrid and a Manchester United shirt what a finish from
and then you
Great finish
I don't know how are you laughing at that how are you actually laughing at that?
Double double double go on the boys for the same gifted mate. Thank you very much double
Legend, thank you brother
By the way, that's the first highlight I've seen during the other fucking video.
Thank you very much mate.
Watch how bad Wolves are.
Mate, they're fucked.
Go on Matt, channel 29 mate.
Just because they've played well doesn't mean you've not ruined their career, you melt.
Unreal players have come and won four-call.
Right, so what?
You go to United for two seasons, don't win anything and then leave, that's your career
ruined.
Don't think it works like that mate.
Potter, can you get a shot away?
You can, Sar makes a really good save.
The save from Sar.
He blew his Potter inside on his left foot.
He never sends it out far enough.
Ryodo was getting forward in support.
Into the air it goes, and Andre wins the header.
Back into wall, shout out!
Fabulous save by Sar.
Instinctive, pure reaction on his return
to the starting lineup.
I
For in the penalty area wolves fucking doing well out there. That's having out
Yeah, I've just been caught a melt
That's the away and I was it I'm brimford. Yeah, I thought
I'm short bro, where is Brentford now?
12th, that's staying up. Brentford is staying up. I had Wolves to go down, I had Burnley
to go down and I had leads to go down and at this minute in time oh dear West
I'm a struggling bad West I'm are in the shit you know oh dear oh dear I'd be
sad to see West Ham go down. I honestly I would. But I'll say what I always say. Nobody
realises what people bring to the table until they see them at a different table. And that's
exactly what's happened there. Every single fan that wanted David Moyes out. Cam is a
bit. Finish. I missed was one three games in six months. Yeah. And also European trophy
with you. So I think I think I think boys can have a bad season and get away with it.
you but no you get entitled and fucking greedy that is a fucking beautiful
finish that is a beautiful finish not the point though is it yeah it was
managers and respects therefore can have bad moments and therefore fans should
stick with them. That didn't happen with David Myers. That's a pen.
We miss his 2-0.
Right.
That is a wall mate. Our Premier League fucking, how do Premier League footballers do this?
How do Premier League footballers do it? It's so infuriating to see shit, things like this.
what he does he stops there blatantly looks left he instantly knows now he's
not gonna go left and then puts it right what is he doing?
that is actually I'm not even joking that could be the worst penalty I've seen in football
And I've seen a lot of bad ones.
That is a word that...
And look at where it's gone.
Wow.
That is terrible.
QPR Lester, who gives a shit.
Who gives a shit.
Who gives a... oh that's to be fair, it's rich.
Some London Bournemouth, they didn't play this week mate, so I had to watch him, there's
no coming to these ones this year.
Oh, apparently that...
Oh, I'm done.
Good morning, Admiral.
Now as you know we are experienced in a credit crunch at the moment which is a great excuse
to say so.
Mate, why is Pies vlog not up yet?
There is a lot of dead wood, yeah.
So today I'm going to be meeting the staff to decide who to keep and who to put in
the bin.
I have your employee review here.
How do you suit your ratings in terms of performance targets?
That computer is...
Is that what I think it is?
Till later tomorrow.
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Turn the board on and off. It's gonna shout to me fast
It's hard getting the wall.
I can't believe Gehrman Price is actually lost today man.
Fucking got it.
Size of them feet.
Stop checking me feet out you perv.
You should be on now. Who the fuck am I United as the Villagal Marchion?
Errrm, Jam, jim jim mums mate Benji, jim 24 mums mate, two years, go on the boy, thank you
mate. Thank you brother. I'd just like to remind everyone that the Villagal are actually
playing in the Europa League because of Manchester United last season. You're very
very welcome I hope you enjoy it and the collaboration is working now thank
you to have just time to do that well oh fuck the tree
Now get the fuck out of the way.
Cut her.
Oh, fuck.
What are we doing?
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Yeah, that's alright. That's not too bad.
Excuse me, have a good.
I don't know about the DJI's, I'll listen and go on to share.
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I'm going to go to bed now because I have had approximately four and a half hours sleep
since friday so yeah i'm absolutely fucked but yeah chat thank you very very very very very much
thoughts in ice stream i appreciate you all absolute fucking legends um
ooh i will be live tomorrow obviously i'll be at ballers tomorrow uh yeah i'm at ballers tomorrow
i've got um i've been lying that i'm probably about quarter past five go on skywalk i've
I've earned five again. Thank you very much. I appreciate that a lot. Skywalker. Thank you very much love
But yeah, should be life for about five quarter past five tomorrow
Thank you very very much chat for everything. I say I appreciate you all absolute fucking goats
Appreciate all the love. I appreciate all support. Thank you
Excuse me
Let me
I'm going to send you over to
chat. All right. He's on GTA
role play. So if you want to
watch that, feel free to go
over there and watch that.
Thank you so, so, so fucking
much. Hopefully we'll be in the
hell tomorrow. Um, I'm assuming
Nick, I'll have something up his
sleeve, uh, sleeve, um, that
won't cost him tens of thousands
to get razz. So we'll see
what happens there. Thank
you very, very much chat. I
appreciate you. Honestly, so,
so fucking much. Absolutely
Absolutely fucking legends. I will see you all tomorrow. Good night. God bless sleep tight. I love you all