🔥CHRISTMAS EVE EVE!🔥FORTNITE OG!🔥COME ON!!!!🔥THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!🔥

angryginge13

12-23-2025 · 10h 29m

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[00:09:00] Got given these now these okay. We're actually meant for the team

[00:09:06] however

[00:09:09] I'm an idiot and I forgot to give them and share them to the team

[00:09:15] And I've opened it and they're shortbread cookies and honest that I am so

[00:09:21] You know that is so annoying. I forgot to give them to the team, but

[00:09:26] But what I will do, so it's almost as if the team get a feel for it, I'll try one now

[00:09:33] and I'll let the team know how they taste.

[00:09:35] Alright, that's the best we've got.

[00:09:38] That's the best.

[00:09:39] Honestly, I'll try them now and I'll see and I'll let the team know how they taste.

[00:09:43] Just so everyone's on the same page.

[00:09:45] Alright, you've got a United Shortbread Cookie there, let's give it a gobble.

[00:09:56] Not bad, any of the goodies yet.

[00:10:01] But that's unbelievable.

[00:10:03] That is absolutely unbelievable.

[00:10:05] Oh, no.

[00:10:10] Right, that's unreal.

[00:10:17] But I've always said,

[00:10:20] it's always best to get a second opinion.

[00:10:23] The first one could just be an another line.

[00:10:26] You know what I mean? Two out of two are nice, we're in for a good day.

[00:10:30] Oh, I got a second opinion.

[00:10:36] Yeah. Absolutely, if I'm not there.

[00:10:44] They're good then. They're good then.

[00:10:47] Oh, stop, no.

[00:10:51] Stop, no.

[00:10:52] How many have we got left?

[00:10:56] One.

[00:11:02] There's only five left.

[00:11:06] Well, I can't give some of the team and not the others.

[00:11:09] How does that have to happen?

[00:11:12] Oh, what a shame.

[00:11:17] What a shame that is.

[00:11:19] I can't go there.

[00:11:20] Brian there you go cats there you go Harry there you go oh no sorry boss I've

[00:11:24] not got one for you people I think I've got favorites I gotta do that I'll have

[00:11:30] to have them later oh that's that's left about tasty my mouth I'm a bit I'm a

[00:11:36] bit disappointed in myself that I should have remembered I'm gone someone's

[00:11:40] just said something in the group chat sorry I don't know what to be stream

[00:11:44] I'm okay, honestly.

[00:11:50] Oh, that's really annoying me that.

[00:11:52] That's really annoying me that,

[00:11:53] but yeah, they were absolutely fantastic.

[00:11:56] Tag us in your photos, and chill, chill with that shit.

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[00:15:14] It's just a time on the screen.

[00:15:16] Listen, there's any unpassed it, mate.

[00:15:18] Unpassed it, mate.

[00:15:20] I can't be asked.

[00:15:24] Ginger card! Ginger card! Ginger card!

[00:15:27] Ginger card! Ginger card! Ginger card! Ginger card!

[00:15:30] Ginger card! Ginger card! Ginger card!

[00:15:32] Go on, the boy. Fender to 10 gifted, mate.

[00:15:34] Go on, Enchant. Why, you're not a mod. Go on, the boy.

[00:15:37] Hey, thank you very much, mate. I appreciate that.

[00:15:39] James Lee, Chivita Tier 1 as well.

[00:15:41] Brother Ryan Butler, Chivita 15, mate.

[00:15:43] Emma, do you have a brand new brrrr?

[00:15:45] Oh my God, chat.

[00:15:47] We've got a fucking other look, haven't we?

[00:15:50] We have got to have a look here, hang on.

[00:15:54] Ooh, wow.

[00:15:59] Hang on a minute. Let me show you.

[00:16:08] Give you my heart.

[00:16:09] 45 minute vlog. Oh my.

[00:16:13] Bruxy!

[00:16:14] For the five gifted Bruxy.

[00:16:16] Go on you fucking mad bastard.

[00:16:18] Thank you very much mate.

[00:16:19] TTV, the Zohan.

[00:16:20] For the prrrrrimer.

[00:16:21] Dodge each other prrrrrimer as well mate.

[00:16:23] Thank you very much sir.

[00:16:25] Right chat.

[00:16:27] If this is how Pie Faces vlog is starting,

[00:16:30] I think we're in for a fucking entertaining vlog.

[00:16:33] I think we're alright.

[00:16:35] Spikes at my sisters because I was out all day yesterday.

[00:16:37] yesterday. I don't understand how we don't fucking realize what goes on when I go ballers.

[00:16:43] I could even pick them up later actually after the gym or what do you call it tomorrow.

[00:16:49] However, we're here for pie faces. Meg, to the primer.

[00:16:51] No, I'm good morning fellow sports fans from...

[00:16:54] Let's not fuck about here. Where is he when he's in the pub? Here we go.

[00:16:59] Lee, whereabouts are you here? We're usually going to see Lee for the first time.

[00:17:04] good title winners thank you very much mate I appreciate it and mom's good game

[00:17:10] props to the few new players next season yeah that's the thing in it mate maybe

[00:17:14] Tyler maybe we'll have to see what happens what way where's my phone oh that's

[00:17:19] awkward volume I've turned it up no way I've turned it up

[00:17:26] if it's on the Saturday

[00:17:28] I've got permission to go to Blackpool

[00:17:30] Yes!

[00:17:31] We're sorry mate

[00:17:32] It's fine

[00:17:33] Go on it's flow

[00:17:35] 5 out of 5 mate

[00:17:37] Go on it's flow

[00:17:38] Thank you very much brother

[00:17:39] I appreciate that a lot man

[00:17:40] Thank you bro

[00:17:41] It's not, oh yeah you can do it

[00:17:43] What a gentleman

[00:17:45] Thank you brother

[00:17:47] What a gentleman

[00:17:48] The VOD sound off, it is indeed.

[00:17:52] Flo, thank you very much for everything you've done so far.

[00:17:58] Just for the least navi data.

[00:18:01] That's funny, I actually could get that.

[00:18:08] Louie, where are you in this? Where is he when he's dancing on the fucking? I want to see you play on the set.

[00:18:13] He's definitely still in the pub there and I knew it. There we go.

[00:18:20] There he is! There's Lee! The fucking Don Caster fan!

[00:18:27] Ahhhh! Go on, Lee!

[00:18:43] oh my god

[00:19:03] pie when he's pissed is so funny

[00:19:13] what's that song called it's a good song that what's that song called skater boy

[00:19:26] what a gas

[00:19:31] it's not like a fucking Disney Channel tune love that right five one by the way

[00:19:39] He's gonna be fucking brilliant.

[00:19:41] It's gonna be scenes at 5-1.

[00:19:52] Pi, using a snood to try and stay un-fucking-noticed,

[00:19:57] is like trying to fucking, I don't know,

[00:19:59] go in a sex club in a dildo and not trying to have sex.

[00:20:02] I don't get it. Anyway, he's 6 foot fucking 5.

[00:20:09] He's six foot five

[00:20:13] Come on baby in front of the 21 mate

[00:20:29] The fucking Christmas miracle is what it is ghost will thank you very much man appreciate that for that mark's five hundred five bits mate

[00:20:39] You like to say it?

[00:20:40] What a win!

[00:20:41] Oh no!

[00:20:42] How many goals do you see?

[00:20:45] I've got six goals.

[00:20:47] How many do you think there's in the stadium?

[00:20:57] Mate, Donny actually don't...

[00:20:59] They can't fill the stadium, can they?

[00:21:05] implying drunk at the UK's best away

[00:21:07] dead

[00:21:09] I don't really

[00:21:11] a privacy test

[00:21:13] yeah so actually somewhere

[00:21:15] there's so

[00:21:17] I found a six months mate

[00:21:21] oh it's not Red Bull

[00:21:23] that's not Red Bull

[00:21:25] I'm not sure what he's drinking there

[00:21:27] I don't know where Red Bull

[00:21:29] very very interested

[00:21:31] hmm

[00:21:35] I need Scott Williams to win more than anything. He's got it, get him. Nice. No free promo,

[00:21:47] well said. The shout out you did for... Love that weight, I'm glad he fucking enjoyed

[00:21:56] it mate. 20 minutes he did the worm. Oh mate, I've gone off it, I'll fucking go

[00:22:00] back for that though. Pie face 23 doing the work. I will go back for that. Hang on a minute

[00:22:08] 20 minutes in. There's no way.

[00:22:15] Hello, Angi-

[00:22:23] Uh-

[00:22:26] Oh, that's some addition error!

[00:22:29] No! I've not got something!

[00:22:32] No!

[00:22:38] He didn't even fucking crox as well.

[00:23:04] I know I love doing whistles and you can be a cracker, I've not got my whistle on

[00:23:29] There's no way he's going to give it a go.

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[00:26:59] Dog shit and so's real you both absolutely shit that is the worst games I've ever seen in my life

[00:27:09] Play the one where okay, brilliant

[00:27:12] No idea yet Michelle Kevin Ryan for the 13 mate. Oh great voice track there. Love that quality from me

[00:27:21] Brilliant enjoy I'm getting discord now

[00:27:24] But I doubt it.

[00:27:29] There we go.

[00:27:34] Excuse me.

[00:27:39] Play the cameraman too.

[00:27:41] You totally lost me mate.

[00:27:44] Chancey just recorded an intro.

[00:27:46] She's in an intro far.

[00:27:50] 3, 2, 1.

[00:27:52] 3 more. I don't have that much of a YouTube Westlita. Right, 3, 2, 1.

[00:27:56] What is up guys and welcome to the first ever video on Chazz of Cards.

[00:28:00] Now, today is a big one. We thought we would kick it off with a bang.

[00:28:04] We are going to be opening a palatial box worth around £1,100 and also two of these bar boys.

[00:28:13] So wish us luck and if this video also reaches 500 likes in the next video,

[00:28:18] We will open two of the brand new dynasties.

[00:28:21] Let's get into it...

[00:28:22] Right...

[00:28:24] Oh, he's already opened them.

[00:28:25] He's got them there.

[00:28:33] Sorry, that's a pocketwatch.

[00:28:34] I didn't know how much the other dynasties were.

[00:28:37] Did you go to the Discord?

[00:28:39] Yes. Morgan, Bert, Whistler.

[00:28:41] Yes, UTB...

[00:28:43] I'm happy with you.

[00:28:44] Yeah, and do you know what? I'm happy for you.

[00:28:47] What?

[00:28:48] What do you mean?

[00:28:49] I'm honestly so happy for you because you've just

[00:28:52] held up 10 grand worth of cards

[00:28:56] and you did a little intro there and you know what Chaz?

[00:28:59] I'm buzzing you're doing well. 10 grand.

[00:29:02] Do you know what? Congratulations Chaz.

[00:29:05] Ginger's like nine bruh.

[00:29:07] Oh wow, he's on that.

[00:29:09] And I didn't even pick up the other card and stick it in the back bruh.

[00:29:12] What a weirdo.

[00:29:14] What a weirdo.

[00:29:16] Oh, you're not too chaz?

[00:29:17] Well, I'm not too. It's a bit of a mate. Just chilling this morning.

[00:29:20] I mean, it's, um, we're near the end of Chasmus.

[00:29:22] It's been fucking sick, to be fair.

[00:29:24] Um, yeah, it's gone really well.

[00:29:26] It would never beat original Chasmus ever.

[00:29:29] You know what I mean? That's like, that's like OG girth and turf.

[00:29:32] You can't bring it back. Do you know what I mean?

[00:29:33] 100%.

[00:29:34] And, and, and, but, don't I look like about all of yours, though?

[00:29:37] They've all got that one thing in common.

[00:29:39] Oh, go on.

[00:29:40] It's just a fucking scam.

[00:29:43] Come on, mate. You're just caught on. It's day five.

[00:29:44] It's...

[00:29:45] HAHAHAHAHAH

[00:29:46] Oh mate!

[00:29:47] God, there's no way you've only just clocked!

[00:29:50] Yeah, sorry.

[00:29:51] I should have put the box down.

[00:29:52] I like it!

[00:29:53] Did you see my Yamao?

[00:29:54] It's not obviously not quite the Kings.

[00:29:56] I've not seen it.

[00:29:57] I've been seeing it.

[00:29:58] It's very good.

[00:29:59] Do you want to show it?

[00:30:00] Yeah, go for it, mate.

[00:30:04] Who gives a fuck?

[00:30:05] Who...

[00:30:06] Honestly, who gives a fuck?

[00:30:07] I can hear you, mate.

[00:30:09] What?

[00:30:10] I can't hear you.

[00:30:11] No, I speak to my chat.

[00:30:12] Oh, what's up?

[00:30:17] Cool, it shows this in my mouth.

[00:30:20] Don't slay it, don't slay it. I know yours is like...

[00:30:23] I'm not going to slay it, honestly, I don't have the fear.

[00:30:32] Is that a 50?

[00:30:35] Is that a 50?

[00:30:36] HAHAHAHAH

[00:30:40] What?

[00:30:41] He's walking out, this is, the collection's got to start somewhere, innit?

[00:30:45] What about this one? That's pretty both this one though.

[00:30:50] That name I won is actually unbelievable.

[00:30:52] Yeah it's hot in here. I love the name I won, that's class.

[00:30:55] I'll swap your name out for T-A-R-I-F-Y-O-M.

[00:31:06] I don't look at it in numbers. I'm looking at it as players, and I've got a gift on fortnite.

[00:31:24] I'm going to open it.

[00:31:26] Have you seen Sabrina?

[00:31:27] Sabrina Cartway. I just come back out again, haven't she? I'm not going to mind about it,

[00:31:30] to be honest.

[00:31:31] No, no, it's a Christmas one.

[00:31:32] more presence to unlock it what's the fucking point then yeah we've seen you've

[00:31:39] been offline Brandon I haven't ever practicing for today's stream yeah but

[00:31:43] you're playing no build correct oh you're gonna make me play build oh mate

[00:31:51] can't play no no but if you're playing no build you might still go and play

[00:31:56] warzone or something thank you thank you very much

[00:32:00] She like me SpongeBob.

[00:32:02] Yeah, you got a little SpongeBob and you're dressed as a monkey.

[00:32:05] Uh-huh.

[00:32:06] I am trying.

[00:32:08] I wonder what's the best skin to have at the minute.

[00:32:10] Oh!

[00:32:12] I like that one.

[00:32:14] Crack shot.

[00:32:16] Oh, should we get Christmassy?

[00:32:18] Yeah.

[00:32:19] Try to think though.

[00:32:20] What's the most Christmassy vibe out there at the minute?

[00:32:23] Uh, Mariah, what about Mariah?

[00:32:25] I'm gonna go Sabrina.

[00:32:30] I'm watching. What about this one? I'm going to put in Santa Chacal.

[00:32:38] Oh, that's bad. I love that. What time did you get in last night?

[00:32:44] What time did I get in last night? Great question. I would have been around 4am.

[00:32:51] 4am. Went to London, got my ass handed to you man. Got back at 4am.

[00:32:55] Have you won yet? Like, if you actually want to go? As in me whilst I've been there?

[00:32:59] Yeah, this means no.

[00:33:01] What, cos I saw that, so you've actually not won, like, a single game?

[00:33:07] Every time I've been there, we've either drawn or lost.

[00:33:10] I thought I'd better fucking reckon managing a ball of league than you!

[00:33:13] Yeah, you do. I've got better BMA.

[00:33:16] What the fuck? What the fuck?

[00:33:19] Talon's always got to go over that line, haven't they? What the fuck?

[00:33:23] We need an absolute miracle and I'm telling you now, we'll win the next two games and it depends on our results.

[00:33:33] We'll win the next two games.

[00:33:35] Give it Jakey chance to the end of the season.

[00:33:38] There is rumours that I might be getting sacked, I can't lie.

[00:33:41] I think the players want me out here.

[00:33:44] Honestly, I do.

[00:33:46] I'm sorry mate, it's not you.

[00:33:48] Yeah, I mean last week look this week was there to lose last week was there to win

[00:33:54] But his one is while to the 18 plenty to this way to you mate. Go on the bike right you better not let me down today

[00:33:59] By the way

[00:34:00] Me let you down. Yeah, I'm expecting you to be fucking decent

[00:34:07] Oh

[00:34:10] James after give me a minute, bro. I don't know my login

[00:34:18] Mm-hmm

[00:34:21] Gifted a sub to Chazzy didn't even thank me not surprised me not surprised just Chazzy that nowadays just Chazza

[00:34:32] Scott's got a set come on Scott's

[00:34:35] You've got a break in there though. We have to

[00:34:38] Yeah, better than his job

[00:34:40] You're not going to...

[00:34:42] Does not count as dead, by the way. Well said, plus.

[00:34:44] Alice, she's having a 23, mate. Go on the board.

[00:34:46] 38, sorry, 28.

[00:34:50] Do you ever answer DMs, or even look at them?

[00:34:52] Depends what they are saying, Sienna.

[00:34:54] If it's trying to take you on a date, probably not love.

[00:34:55] Right, shall we go, ladies and gentlemen?

[00:34:57] No, actually, we won't. We'll go.

[00:34:59] Come on, start hot.

[00:35:00] Start hot, alright.

[00:35:01] Let's go.

[00:35:02] Solar.

[00:35:02] No, solar is going to be hot as anything.

[00:35:04] Alright.

[00:35:06] Christmas Eve soon. What have you got planned for Christmas, Chas?

[00:35:11] Uh, we spent time with Adam there.

[00:35:15] Gone there straight away, have you? No worries.

[00:35:17] What?

[00:35:18] That's alright.

[00:35:23] What's your favourite part of Christmas?

[00:35:25] Pigs and blankets.

[00:35:26] Sure.

[00:35:28] What's your favourite part of Christmas?

[00:35:31] The music and the gift given.

[00:35:33] Not received and given.

[00:35:35] Nah, I can't like Christmas is just a leap.

[00:35:37] Yeah, it's actually unbelievable.

[00:35:39] I prefer to give them a siege.

[00:35:42] Who's hitting me though? Why are you hitting me already though?

[00:35:45] He's got the gun, he's got the gun.

[00:35:46] How in the fuck has he got the gun?

[00:35:50] I need you to lock him bro.

[00:35:51] Haley! For having a bad gift in Haley, go on you mad cow.

[00:35:54] Thank you very much love.

[00:35:56] I appreciate that a lot Haley, thank you.

[00:36:01] He's spawned, he's literally spawned.

[00:36:03] Trapped me.

[00:36:04] I'm gonna go fill him in. He's not good by the way, he's just got a pump.

[00:36:09] Yeah, that camera man just told me this. What was that?

[00:36:14] So you get a shield, you get a shotgun, then you can keep. Then you can keep?

[00:36:19] Yeah. Is he a bob? He was really kill me, I don't know if he is now, I'm probably below you now.

[00:36:27] Oh cold.

[00:36:29] He's wasted though.

[00:36:37] That's my card there I think.

[00:36:39] He's not there mate.

[00:36:40] He is.

[00:36:41] He's below me.

[00:36:42] I think there's an underground in this house.

[00:36:45] Oh is that where he is?

[00:36:46] Yeah.

[00:36:47] Is he fucking stupid?

[00:36:48] One more under the stairs there you know.

[00:36:49] There's a rest as well.

[00:36:50] There's a jump in the rest of the baby's shit house.

[00:36:51] I think he's dead.

[00:36:52] I think he's dead.

[00:36:53] I think he's dead.

[00:36:54] I think he's dead.

[00:36:55] I think he's dead.

[00:36:56] I think he's dead.

[00:36:57] He's dead.

[00:36:58] the shit house it was fun yeah I see what a sad little freak

[00:37:10] just walking there that many were letting no told you the shit house you

[00:37:15] don't want it shit bag mate so I will be fine chasing chase him don't let him

[00:37:23] get away do not let him get away

[00:37:26] do the pot as he thinks he is

[00:37:28] he's watching our streams anyway he's a fucking stream snipe a little prick mate

[00:37:31] and he's in a house F1 suit

[00:37:33] oh my god you don't get to follow me today

[00:37:35] hey Cory's JD

[00:37:37] fuck up bro

[00:37:39] oh what a virgin keep

[00:37:41] go on go on go on go on

[00:37:47] here he is

[00:37:48] you got him I can't see him

[00:37:50] oh yeah

[00:37:53] he's gonna try he's gonna go go he's gonna go and try get a plane

[00:38:03] okay that's okay right let him know just let him know just go on just what

[00:38:14] the fuck did you just trade we traded you like you like trading don't you yeah

[00:38:24] speaking of trading yeah I mean we can we can get it done

[00:38:35] Oh

[00:38:42] I've even got my card jet though

[00:38:46] I'm waiting for to receive a harry since you have a 19 brother go the boy

[00:38:52] Can we return to lobby?

[00:38:57] Yeah, you're probably not wrong actually let me fucking see what can do a Brooklyn jiva 19 river

[00:39:05] You got Mariah Carey. No I've got Santa suit Mariah. Who's that? Oh I've got that. Mariah

[00:39:14] but in a Santa suit. Fucking go on Mariah Carey. Yeah. Don't wanna laugh for Christmas.

[00:39:24] There is just one thing I need and I. You still want Smith it? Yeah two two. Come

[00:39:32] on Scott. What'd you say? You streaming Christmas there?

[00:39:35] Probably will be, mate, yeah.

[00:39:37] Late at night or something. See what else I'm doing.

[00:39:39] Speaking to you in private, mate!

[00:39:41] What about you?

[00:39:42] Um...

[00:39:43] I'm in private.

[00:39:44] Yeah, probably the alternate, maybe.

[00:39:47] If you don't mind one of the first three, you're getting yourself to add me on Fortnite.

[00:39:50] That's not how it works, Ducky, but thank you, mate.

[00:39:52] You far my own...

[00:39:54] You're doing my worst kind of truth!

[00:39:56] Baby, all I want for Christmas is you!

[00:40:01] You're so embarrassing.

[00:40:05] I'm going to be so funny.

[00:40:23] Such a good video. It's a very

[00:40:27] good video. I'm excited for the

[00:40:32] before I did well guess what he's getting fine that's fair and it's just did you go

[00:40:39] this woman no wait I ain't going when we get it off getting it at 4 a.m. outrageous

[00:40:48] Oh, he did ring me actually to be fair, so that's ringing back.

[00:40:55] Erm.

[00:40:56] I don't like the pet things, they put me off.

[00:41:05] The pets?

[00:41:06] Why, no one else can see them, you know.

[00:41:07] Yeah, I like it, it just puts me off though.

[00:41:10] Oh, my God.

[00:41:11] First one I want to lock in.

[00:41:14] No, we're dropping just Christmas Eve then it's back to normal bothness. I mean bothness was over

[00:41:21] Yeah

[00:41:26] Top 15 jewels easy. What's what's the prediction top 15? Oh, yeah, I'm a son. Yeah, I should try to help me, sir

[00:41:33] But I want to get with 11 kills. Oh, that's honest. That's cute

[00:41:38] What do you mean? That's cute

[00:41:40] Oh, I'm just going to go early, Bella live. Fuck!

[00:41:44] Go on, Conch, you have a 15, mate!

[00:41:47] One of my favourite moments of 2024 was, um, Pingu calling her mummy for a gold card.

[00:41:53] Ha! Oh, what a time to be alive.

[00:41:56] Oh, my, oh, my.

[00:42:00] Mental.

[00:42:03] Oh, that's all right. Just don't try. Trust me, mate. I'm on it.

[00:42:07] I miss Pinga, yeah I say I love Pinga. I'm sure if you get him on one day don't worry.

[00:42:13] You're fucking lucky.

[00:42:15] The game he won he got so lucky don't listen to him. Is that true Chess?

[00:42:19] Er, no it's not true. I was 11 kills lucky.

[00:42:22] Well there could have been bots.

[00:42:24] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:42:25] Oh they definitely weren't, no.

[00:42:26] They're not with my skill base matchmaking I don't get bots.

[00:42:29] Ah yeah, they're so good.

[00:42:31] Shit you fucking dick you shit.

[00:42:33] Chug chug!

[00:42:37] I need a shotgun. Where's his

[00:42:58] chest? I'm going to go WQ. Go for it. WQ. What the fuck does that mean? That's what

[00:43:03] camera man just put me

[00:43:07] but I don't have been chatting me all the linker but what does it mean like this

[00:43:18] am I speaking a different language here dead okay 26 I'm on my way oh my

[00:43:29] Oh my god, Scott's on a nine.

[00:43:33] Dad?

[00:43:34] Are you alright, yeah?

[00:43:35] Yeah, I'm chillin'.

[00:43:37] Sweet.

[00:43:40] I'm gonna minute her.

[00:43:41] Scott's on a nine.

[00:43:42] Dad?

[00:43:44] I've missed it.

[00:43:52] Oh yeah, Carabal cops and all that.

[00:43:54] I know, yeah, you going?

[00:43:56] I can't.

[00:43:57] Why?

[00:43:58] Um, you're never gonna believe it.

[00:44:01] What? What's up?

[00:44:04] The servers are full.

[00:44:05] You're joking?

[00:44:07] Yeah, the servers are full.

[00:44:08] That shit, I hate it when that happens.

[00:44:11] Fucking jarring, innit?

[00:44:12] Yeah, jarring as hell.

[00:44:14] Are you gonna watch it?

[00:44:16] Yeah, yeah, of course.

[00:44:17] Nice.

[00:44:18] Are you, um...

[00:44:19] You what?

[00:44:20] We're in a semi-final.

[00:44:21] We're in a semi-final.

[00:44:22] And if we get Chelsea in a semi-final,

[00:44:23] so basically in a final.

[00:44:25] What is it, Caramel Cup?

[00:44:27] Yeah.

[00:44:28] I'm trying to think.

[00:44:29] I think we'll win that easy.

[00:44:30] Well, the guy I caught you out, who's still in it?

[00:44:33] City and New Carson.

[00:44:39] We'll be in City on a one off.

[00:44:40] I don't think he'll be City.

[00:44:42] No, we'll get around that and be that one.

[00:44:44] Oh, what a run is what.

[00:44:47] There goes my bet.

[00:44:49] Havertz is back.

[00:44:50] Yeah.

[00:44:51] He'll be well good in.

[00:44:54] Havertz would generally be the best player

[00:44:56] man United. What do you? Yeah. Easily. You know what? You know something fun? Havers is the only

[00:45:03] player at Arsenal that's actually won something and he didn't win at Arsenal. That's nice.

[00:45:08] You're the Gabrielle one in FA Cup. Are we counting them ones? Yeah. What we're counting them ones?

[00:45:13] FA Cup. You literally cried at an FA Cup, mate. I've got to help you to tell that don't count.

[00:45:20] That is a great boat, well raced.

[00:45:26] So, it's alright.

[00:45:29] That's alright.

[00:45:33] Um, 200 brick.

[00:45:36] Okay, I've got a heavy sniper and a purple pumper if you want it.

[00:45:40] What, purple?

[00:45:41] Yeah, but you've got to get 200 brick.

[00:45:44] And the machine.

[00:45:47] Who's your knight on next?

[00:45:49] What? Uh, Newcastle unboxing day.

[00:45:52] Where at?

[00:45:53] Old Trafford.

[00:45:55] It just would be by the way.

[00:45:57] It just would be the only team to play on Boxing Day.

[00:46:02] He's Manchester United.

[00:46:04] But they ain't even trying to hide it anymore.

[00:46:08] Just wanting us to just fucking lose

[00:46:10] every single fucking game.

[00:46:12] Mate, everyone normally plays on Boxing Day.

[00:46:14] Exactly.

[00:46:15] The one year, no one does.

[00:46:17] Oh, man, United dead.

[00:46:18] Go on, Luke, the new with the two guests dead.

[00:46:20] Go on, the fucking boy.

[00:46:23] I have a day off. What was that? Sorry? You gotta you gotta remember, mate. I mean, you're gonna be entertaining everyone

[00:46:31] Exactly. What's entertaining team to watch?

[00:46:34] No, yeah, I can't lie. I've very entertaining to watch. Thank you

[00:46:38] Hey Luke

[00:46:39] Round to round down your fruit around three now get a couple more and shall we a

[00:46:45] I know you're fucking doing all right. What's that prize money 25 just to get through the first round

[00:46:50] Oh, wait a second.

[00:46:52] Luke pulled like some one-on-ones a damn.

[00:46:54] On what, on what, on what?

[00:46:56] Did it? Yeah, he did.

[00:46:58] Is it 35 now that he's won?

[00:47:00] Luke, if you fucking win that million, mate,

[00:47:02] I fucking...

[00:47:04] Come on. Let's get a couple in, shall we?

[00:47:06] Get a fucking couple in here.

[00:47:08] What? Is it a million if I win that million?

[00:47:10] If there is a million!

[00:47:12] Got to be a couple getting thrown about, aren't there?

[00:47:14] There's got to be.

[00:47:16] All to be fair,

[00:47:18] He'll lose. Oh, a taxile killer.

[00:47:21] Oh my god, there was a purple spass-edge under the tree.

[00:47:24] Oh!

[00:47:26] What?

[00:47:28] We love a spass.

[00:47:30] Oh, okay.

[00:47:32] I've fought you with a can of salt.

[00:47:34] Now the gun, mate.

[00:47:36] Oh my god, I've fought you fucked up.

[00:47:38] The gun, the spass. I've fought you fucked up.

[00:47:40] Cos I know he says it off-stream, but I didn't know he was gonna say it on the stream.

[00:47:43] Oh, right, okay.

[00:47:48] I need shield, bad. You got these bad enemies?

[00:47:50] Er, yeah, I've got a slow-up.

[00:47:52] Oh. Chuck it.

[00:47:54] Go.

[00:47:57] Yeah, he's got to get banned down there.

[00:47:59] Oh, a guy on me!

[00:48:05] Oh, he too.

[00:48:09] Oh, he's sick!

[00:48:10] I've edited on him! I've literally just edited on him.

[00:48:13] I'm fucking him, Ben.

[00:48:15] He was actually decent, he didn't like me joking.

[00:48:17] I love a guy here.

[00:48:19] Oh, he's mad.

[00:48:21] Oh, shit!

[00:48:23] Oh, shit!

[00:48:25] Oh, shit!

[00:48:27] Oh, my God.

[00:48:29] I'm on it. I'm actually on it here, you know.

[00:48:31] I'm fucking on it.

[00:48:33] This is why Fortnite is unreal.

[00:48:35] Luke, are you up on Fortnite or what?

[00:48:37] You got me back home for Christmas, surely?

[00:48:39] Fucking up on for a game.

[00:48:41] Going off here.

[00:48:43] How long you on four? Oh, mate. I'm one all day

[00:48:52] What yes, I

[00:48:55] Can't yeah, oh, yeah, we play no build all you just don't build them mean chasl do it

[00:49:01] Yeah, we'll just build around him. Yeah, that's a little pleasure

[00:49:05] What do you mean thoughts on Peter right getting the win? Is it been for has he got a fight?

[00:49:10] No, he's playing out on Merck. He's on Next.

[00:49:16] How many games there are there at the moment?

[00:49:19] Pardon?

[00:49:20] How many games there are there at the moment?

[00:49:22] Eight at the minute. Four of them, I was thinking four at night.

[00:49:25] When does it start ramping up, where the games start getting longer?

[00:49:29] Probably like round four, five quarter-finals.

[00:49:33] Well, that certainly goes to first to five, first to four, first to five, first to six,

[00:50:09] Am I right, Jass?

[00:50:10] Oh, mate, yeah.

[00:50:12] Sponsored.

[00:50:13] It's been fucking mental recently.

[00:50:15] You could have been stuck on the M6 or anything.

[00:50:18] All right, well, you've rang the wrong fucking number, then,

[00:50:19] because I ain't the fucking AARAC, mate.

[00:50:24] Amino! For the prime tier one, mate.

[00:50:26] Big greener, give it a 29.

[00:50:29] Chad, you've got a darts filled.

[00:50:31] What does that even mean, though?

[00:50:32] What does that actually mean?

[00:50:33] It's got, like, on a set.

[00:50:36] Well, that's not so hard, though,

[00:50:37] because I'm just sitting here feeling unproper festive and like chasm-seeing and that and he's there to the call you big fat fucking ugly bastard

[00:50:44] You see what sorry?

[00:50:48] What what what what did he say again? I?

[00:50:52] Said you've got a start spilt. That's what you say. Oh, sorry. Sorry. I've got mixed up that

[00:51:00] I'm getting shot by our streams now for the plane

[00:51:07] Oh, he's firing out of control.

[00:51:11] I don't even have 32.

[00:51:13] Watch this, I'm a sniper, not on 3-2, Blimey.

[00:51:15] Oh!

[00:51:17] Oh!

[00:51:19] Oh, no plane!

[00:51:21] Get the fuck out of there!

[00:51:23] We need to go quicker.

[00:51:25] Two planes, we need to fucking go.

[00:51:27] He's on top!

[00:51:29] Oh, honestly.

[00:51:31] George, it's bombing!

[00:51:33] Bombing!

[00:51:35] Stop him! Get off the room!

[00:51:44] Fuck! Why? The minigun! Why does the minigun need fucking warming up?

[00:51:50] Why does the minigun need warming up? Why have I got to wait five seconds for it to start shooting?

[00:51:58] He's on one HP!

[00:52:01] I hit him loads as well.

[00:52:03] He's on one HP!

[00:52:05] fuck sake man not bad the warm-up game he boxed you your shit

[00:52:13] no he didn't box me he did he didn't have boxed myself find nothing go back to

[00:52:21] lobby I miss Kim it is indeed Luke

[00:52:24] no that's a lobby I miss Kim yeah I know it's I'm not anything to eat today I'm

[00:52:28] gonna get a shirt I don't know what to get oh yeah I'm gonna I'm I think lost I

[00:52:33] I think I'm going to get excited pretty heavy tonight.

[00:52:36] Ever.

[00:52:38] Ever.

[00:52:41] Ever.

[00:52:43] Micah!

[00:52:44] Micah!

[00:52:45] I've got my darts back in my pocket.

[00:52:46] Micah!

[00:52:49] Micah!

[00:52:50] Micah!

[00:52:51] Your back's right there.

[00:52:52] A little subway for me.

[00:52:53] Do you know what I'm thinking of getting a subway?

[00:52:55] I'm not in a subway in a bit.

[00:52:57] And they're not out on Earth, they're...

[00:52:59] right what do I get from a subway I've got a sandwich bro yeah nice one you fucking your

[00:53:10] clash you just have a look here foot-long meal deal go on man can I get a sandwich after

[00:53:19] I'm not sure.

[00:53:22] Um, right.

[00:53:25] Philly steak.

[00:53:27] Oh, no, I wouldn't have one of them, mate.

[00:53:30] Chicken tikka.

[00:53:31] No, I don't mind chicken tikka.

[00:53:33] Oh, why, why, why, why, why, why, why didn't you read it like that?

[00:53:38] What?

[00:53:39] Hmm, I can continue.

[00:53:41] Uh, a classic BNT.

[00:53:44] Yeah.

[00:53:45] Big Bombay.

[00:53:47] Yeah. Big breakfast.

[00:53:50] Oh, you don't want that. It's nearly dinner.

[00:53:53] Fiorious chicken.

[00:53:55] But, James, you've got to look at it from this side.

[00:53:57] Right, if you eat now, you can't eat later.

[00:54:17] you

[00:54:47] you

[00:55:17] you

[00:55:47] you

[00:56:17] you

[00:56:47] I'll have no sauce rack, he's got cranberry on it, add to order, it's fucking going off

[00:57:11] right now we go to sides we see what what what have we got off for a nine

[00:57:19] ash browns now I'm not gonna get that as browns I'm just part of with that

[00:57:28] meatballs you want some meatballs you just got meatballs sorry not even for

[00:57:37] Sorry everyone She's the brightest star I've ever seen

[00:57:49] Brightest star I feel like I'm living some kind of dream

[00:57:54] Like some kind of dream Fuck you wish you'd shut the fuck off

[00:57:57] Your full Christmas Pardon?

[00:57:58] Love your full Christmas Um, do you want me to only start

[00:58:03] Yeah, I haven't asked for fuck off. So whatever I get he's gonna be fucking a surprise

[00:58:11] I'll sue for a case of dynasty, but

[00:58:14] Fucking helpful

[00:58:16] It's a big ass that jazz I'm the way as we are

[00:58:19] The big ass. Yeah. Yeah

[00:58:22] It's a good answer. I might let me mum. No, yeah, I want my dad. Oh, mate

[00:58:25] I can't lie if my mum has come out and got me a fucking

[00:58:30] Manchester United Chrome box that is actually unbelievable

[00:58:33] Yeah, that's good that there is one slight problem. That's what you're having every card

[00:58:44] Yeah, that that is true

[00:58:47] What is true? Oh

[00:58:49] I'd hate I'd hate for my mum to be watching this and then go out and get a man Manchester United Chromebox from fanatics in Manchester

[00:58:55] Andale

[00:58:56] Shut six

[00:58:58] We love that. Let's go one over Luke. Come on mate fucking get yourself involved

[00:59:03] There's still a one-on-one Ronaldo isn't out. Hello. It's your first night Ronaldo's moving

[00:59:08] Ronaldo's moving in the sense of having the set looks so chill chatting shit, bro

[00:59:13] Right, I remember my first day getting into cards and shit, bro. Let's chill. I

[00:59:17] Remember my first dinosaur

[00:59:20] Fucking dickhead

[00:59:22] Now that was me yesterday. That was my first dynasty. I was fucking shit in it. That's your first one

[00:59:27] First ones of our jet. Did you see the first three I open? Oh, no

[00:59:31] I've got Deco, Deedah and Gasco in. Gasco in's mad. He's not, he was worth a hundred

[00:59:39] plus comp of 187 dollars. That's because you're looking at it from a value point.

[00:59:44] Yeah, I was looking at it from a collective point for my collection, I'd be happy because

[00:59:48] Paul Gasco in's fucking unbelievable. But I hear what you're all saying. And then

[00:59:55] I've got Deedah, and then I've got Yamal and then I've got Namor. Yeah, Yamal

[00:59:59] So what, how many did you open yesterday?

[01:00:02] Four. Five. Five.

[01:00:07] But the old ones are cheap compared to the new ones.

[01:00:10] Cheap, are they, Chas?

[01:00:12] I won't even do you like that.

[01:00:14] I won't even do you. I won't even do you.

[01:00:16] Compared to the new ones.

[01:00:18] Compared to the new ones.

[01:00:20] What do you know?

[01:00:22] Wish I was doing Chas, miss, let me tell you.

[01:00:25] I'm gonna push this house here blue one.

[01:00:29] Oh yeah, I pulled a six easier though bro. Don't know like that

[01:00:41] Right I'm getting loads of ammo there. I've got a full squad gliding on me here on this house. Yeah, they've all just jumped on us. Yeah, fire them out

[01:00:59] Yeah, I love that. I love these clingers when they don't work. Can you not grip the trees?

[01:01:09] Try and just come to me.

[01:01:15] Oh, right. I couldn't. I turned there. I'm not even right. We need to hide our screens

[01:01:21] otherwise it's just going to be a shit day for our night.

[01:01:24] Oh my god, that day we were playing warzone could have been generally the worst day I've

[01:01:29] ever had in my life.

[01:01:30] He's up.

[01:01:31] And let me just lock him up, I don't know what's going on.

[01:01:36] I guess I have to carry on order in my subways, that's going to piss me off.

[01:01:41] Sorry man, I just killed him.

[01:01:45] Perfect.

[01:01:47] Have they got rid of the footlong... is it a chisarro?

[01:01:54] Charit-so.

[01:01:56] Charit-so.

[01:01:57] They've got rid of it.

[01:01:59] Oh, God.

[01:02:00] Wow.

[01:02:01] It actually hasn't got rid of it.

[01:02:14] It's a choro.

[01:02:15] It's a choro, yeah.

[01:02:16] I guess we'll have to get that.

[01:02:19] I'm really mad all day.

[01:02:24] Gordon then I'll order it.

[01:02:26] Cheesy garlic slice though, chill out.

[01:02:32] I thought I'd have to just go.

[01:02:34] Who's on now?

[01:02:35] Peter, right, right, right.

[01:02:37] Oh.

[01:02:39] one down. One down. Oh, Peter.

[01:02:52] make a refresh, man.

[01:02:57] Please, I'll add you on fortnight.

[01:02:59] Jacob, you will not be on fortnight, man. I'm just going to make that very clear to

[01:03:02] you now. Thank you, sir.

[01:03:06] Nah, Peter, Peter, right, that, the way they go in the board, I fucking love it, it's self-fucking just straight mental.

[01:03:23] Right, chat, oh, perfect.

[01:03:28] Okay, there we go.

[01:03:30] I'm good mate. I'm fucking flying now. Kill that, kill that team real quick.

[01:03:38] Yeah, I re-boot my mate, it's good this time.

[01:03:40] I'm even back at him getting really good.

[01:03:42] Yeah, I back at him, I back at him, yeah, I re-boot my mate, I re-boot my mate.

[01:03:55] What re-boot, man?

[01:03:56] There's the one that's in the middle.

[01:03:58] I'll wait you there.

[01:04:00] Oh.

[01:04:02] Just because you do thoughtful anyway, I didn't even notice.

[01:04:06] Fucking shit, Jinjin, not bad.

[01:04:11] I think the voice chat on Discord's weird, I can't really say it.

[01:04:17] Perfect, thank you.

[01:04:21] Peter, right, right, right.

[01:04:24] I'm called final.

[01:04:25] What's up?

[01:04:27] SICKY YOU IDIOT!

[01:04:30] Yeah, that was like, that was like mid game. Yeah, was it? Why are you dancing on your

[01:04:51] Yeah, but I know we can't we doesn't have to fight a screen

[01:04:58] Yeah, yeah, honestly, bro, it's so weird. So weird. So weird

[01:05:04] Most like you can only get to end game because of people just stream sniping. Let's see about it. Sure

[01:05:09] Jinsoul fucking by you

[01:05:10] Stop being bricks. What?

[01:05:14] Why have I been brought into this?

[01:05:16] What's that? Why have I been brought into it?

[01:05:19] I was just packing it.

[01:05:22] Oh, my prof.

[01:05:24] How long do you want to?

[01:05:25] Luke, just fucking turn your Xbox on and crack on me.

[01:05:28] What's the problem here?

[01:05:31] A few seconds.

[01:05:32] No worries.

[01:05:34] Bless him.

[01:05:35] What's he possibly doing?

[01:05:37] Ah, he's graffed her out.

[01:05:38] Thank you.

[01:05:39] I've got it.

[01:05:40] If Peter Eye doesn't win here,

[01:05:41] I've had two actors that have been done straight away.

[01:05:45] I'm hoping that he does actually win.

[01:05:48] I just realized finish shopping what you shopping for

[01:05:57] Just realized he's sharp, but still needy and I know I'm going out of date

[01:06:01] Did I watch reds close a fucking didn't make you some real

[01:06:05] Don't these going out of date do it? What fucking ways to them?

[01:06:08] I've got no choice. Shopping for Easter. You haven't bought anything yet. Luke the

[01:06:24] Newt Shopping now is different from Luke the Newt Shopping 12 months ago. Really? Yeah,

[01:06:30] that fucking cunt doesn't even want to get any uber anymore do you think he's going

[01:06:33] pry back?

[01:06:34] No he can't get some uber locked.

[01:06:39] Who the fuck?

[01:06:42] I drive them.

[01:06:44] Oh shit he hasn't got that.

[01:06:49] Ready out mate?

[01:06:53] Oh

[01:06:58] What oh

[01:07:00] I'm gonna make just look on the Lucas I do my mouth

[01:07:04] I've got a fun. I've got a fan message

[01:07:09] Go on I despise you ugly fat ginger prick

[01:07:16] When you click on his twitch

[01:07:18] mm-hmm

[01:07:20] He's got his bio

[01:07:22] I'm gonna make it two followers and he's going to YouTube. That's what he's YouTube. I

[01:07:30] Mean

[01:07:33] Go on I wonder if I can hear what he sounds like

[01:07:43] He's got a video

[01:07:46] It just says I want to start streaming but got a really bad temper any suggestions

[01:07:52] I've heard you mate, I think of every fucking streamer, the one that probably relates to

[01:08:01] that the most you've just verbally abused.

[01:08:03] I think you had a major fuck up on your part.

[01:08:08] I don't know mate, I do get proper mad mate.

[01:08:15] Like, you know what I get like sometimes.

[01:08:18] Yeah.

[01:08:19] Yeah.

[01:08:20] I don't fucking meant them sometimes.

[01:08:21] You do have you go crazy.

[01:08:23] Go lazy, links.

[01:08:25] That's what I was like, yeah.

[01:08:29] Joe's boiling it all, some people burn on the darts and wonder why.

[01:08:32] Yeah, because I'm watching it on now TV.

[01:08:38] Screen.

[01:08:39] You think we're showing you where we're dropping?

[01:08:41] Oh, I did just say it.

[01:08:44] You're fucking idiot.

[01:08:47] I'm not even hiding my screen.

[01:08:48] you fucking better I'd be oh yes okay good all of the snow what right so fucking

[01:08:57] rinsing my snow well no I love the snow could a Christmas I have actually

[01:09:03] just hit me nose and I'm learning with a joke

[01:09:06] you say it's great no we're not actually a lady leans you're fat no

[01:09:11] Oh, there is, there is, there is, there is, there is someone there that was there, yeah, but he doesn't know what we're fucking about.

[01:09:21] This is the 2v2 here, this is fair.

[01:09:23] Yeah, it is, I can't lie. He's on my building as well.

[01:09:34] Straight in there, fucking straight in.

[01:09:36] Oh my god, I've just got a gold sculpt AR what the fuck not one I'm gonna minute

[01:09:45] Can it I can see his feet, but I can't see him the only permission they can't get planes

[01:09:51] Yeah, oh, yeah, fuck they can

[01:09:53] Johnno, you have a five go on Johnno cranking my twat. Thank you very much, brother

[01:09:58] Go on Johnno

[01:10:00] Thank you mate. I killed one by the way. We're safe here now

[01:10:06] I've got a thermal gun.

[01:10:09] A thermal?

[01:10:10] Yeah, a thermal.

[01:10:11] Himself doing 3 for 100, yeah, probably a Christmas special.

[01:10:15] Oh, speaking of planes on the way to us, what did that take?

[01:10:20] 30 seconds.

[01:10:21] He's jumping, he's swum-jumped.

[01:10:23] Fucking hell.

[01:10:24] Yeah, I see him, yeah, I did land on that hill.

[01:10:25] I just blew it up here first and then I got to fuck him up after.

[01:10:28] He's near his death.

[01:10:30] Yeah, I see him. Yeah, I didn't land on that hill.

[01:10:32] We just blew it up here first and then we'll fuck him up after.

[01:10:35] He's nearly dead.

[01:10:41] This is good for wood, isn't it? Fuck him one per one.

[01:10:54] Nice.

[01:10:56] I'll be wildcard for ballers. Pardon? I'll be wildcard for ballers. Oh, I know why you

[01:11:06] saying that. I'm not an idiot. What do you mean? I'm not an idiot. Season's over. It's

[01:11:16] never over till the fat lady sings to your mum and grandma. What am I saying there?

[01:11:20] Like a snack baby girl. Pardon? What are you saying what am I saying there? Oh, could

[01:11:24] do you know there's a free Nando's there?

[01:11:28] I ain't fucking stupid

[01:11:31] you get a Nando's check, you get a 1 free Nando's

[01:11:38] been on Chas woulda go off, yeah

[01:11:40] well, I'm sure the fucking scores would be as well, 8-0 down

[01:11:44] I can't count, I mean, didn't have us last night, it was really that bad

[01:11:54] Get me in here now.

[01:11:59] Nice.

[01:12:00] Wait, why haven't I got an AI here?

[01:12:03] An AI, sorry.

[01:12:04] There's one on the other side.

[01:12:07] Yeah, I know.

[01:12:08] I don't like heavy ones.

[01:12:09] I think they're all the same.

[01:12:12] I don't think I've got a choice.

[01:12:14] Is he over there?

[01:12:15] I said you can head, so I'll go with it.

[01:12:17] Did you see a push?

[01:12:18] Put it on as well.

[01:12:19] Yeah.

[01:12:20] Did you see her push? Put it on as well. Yeah, I should have shot.

[01:12:25] Hey, my first fucking role in the old mate. Alright man, just trying to help.

[01:12:30] But he should. Er, I've got minutes.

[01:12:34] Thank you sir. You're very welcome.

[01:12:39] She's pushing for something. Oh, yeah.

[01:12:43] Don't know why I asked who to do this.

[01:12:47] Bush season goes off mate bring back the days we could actually hide in a

[01:12:51] bush to win game oh my god chest

[01:12:55] Woohoo!

[01:12:57] By the hornbid, that's what he is now, the whore.

[01:13:08] Let's go.

[01:13:10] Neonoonoo.

[01:13:12] Yes, Theo, you okay?

[01:13:17] Interesting.

[01:13:19] Is that green rock?

[01:13:22] What the fuck?

[01:13:24] That's what I think it's gonna mental they were even in old you far right

[01:13:31] That's anything these four

[01:13:36] Yeah, these definitely one now they work excuse me

[01:13:48] Right

[01:13:52] Yes, Brad you good bet

[01:13:54] Yeah, push-lock, push-lock.

[01:14:04] Pathos. I didn't need to be timed out, but thank you, Luke.

[01:14:06] Just bro, bro. You're acting like it's some massive Premier League thing.

[01:14:10] Chill, bro. Balls League.

[01:14:16] What's he saying? Like, ah, first squad's gotta go, gotta do this, gotta do that.

[01:14:20] Fuck, you know, mate.

[01:14:22] Space is easing first

[01:14:27] Leaf a head mod. Yeah Lee is head mod. Oh, so in this building there just

[01:14:40] He's in the top of the bottom thinking in the bottom, but it's a reference. He's just a fucking when I went about

[01:14:47] Yeah, it's definitely the bomb

[01:14:52] Oh

[01:15:01] My god, that was on real life in you. Oh, the riff that jazz

[01:15:14] Can you shoot sponge Bob?

[01:15:17] Red on the right fucking else bunch over a oh my god present

[01:15:22] What the fuck?

[01:15:27] Ain't nothing in your present!

[01:15:30] James, I'm very weak right now.

[01:15:33] I'm a bit pissed off, if I'm honest.

[01:15:38] Sorry mate.

[01:15:42] God, mate, whereabouts are you?

[01:15:46] I'm on the big dick.

[01:15:49] You're on the big dick?

[01:15:51] Come on Chas!

[01:16:06] Where abouts is it?

[01:16:09] Nah, I am above you. Where abouts the guy you shooting at?

[01:16:15] Oh, across the pond, been there, done that, all the t-shirt.

[01:16:22] He's taking like no, I'm just healing

[01:16:27] No, I don't have a pink bar. Oh my god cold for me

[01:16:34] Yeah, where's the shit me from?

[01:16:39] He's got a bush on him 24 nice bushy doctor

[01:16:44] I think so shut the floor out come down to the bottom if you can

[01:16:57] I didn't jump off a mountain I think you did I think you jumped off

[01:17:11] I didn't get a bush on him for great in there. Yes money maker you're a mate money maker

[01:17:25] money maker for the way he's making money for his not far night and he's fucking shit

[01:17:32] as money maker fellow he's fucking shit mate ever since he took that for night on

[01:17:38] he's not been the same

[01:17:40] he was a fortnite legend that's why

[01:17:42] yeah he was a fortnite legend

[01:17:44] he's the only back on

[01:17:46] what have you done

[01:17:50] water virgin

[01:17:54] he's full team

[01:17:56] i lost mine mate when i was young

[01:18:00] i'm not talking about your dad

[01:18:08] Oh, you're not my bad mistake and then sir

[01:18:20] So much has been rebooted yeah, I think so

[01:18:29] 74 74 as well what on the left yeah

[01:18:32] Even the storm and then there's one of those one in the hell as well in a box

[01:18:36] We're going up the hill. Yeah, we're meeting there.

[01:18:39] He's mate, he's definitely going to die in the storm anyway.

[01:18:43] He's the cream banana.

[01:18:47] Mate, I'm clicking L2 and it's- What the fuck is my build? It doesn't even work!

[01:18:53] Not.

[01:18:57] There's some subways there.

[01:18:59] Oh fuck, auto run it is, auto run in a dream.

[01:19:06] F***ing over, old run.

[01:19:30] War Attack, what?

[01:19:31] Attack tech, thank you.

[01:19:33] was that a little wrong what the fuck what I heard that I thought you was

[01:19:41] getting your subway yeah I've got it oh right sorry sorry fucking sorry mate

[01:19:46] thank you what's the boombox do when there was someone

[01:19:52] oh yeah I need to take a simple build off the summit what do I do here chat

[01:20:03] Yeah.

[01:20:10] Yeah.

[01:20:14] Yeah.

[01:20:20] Game UI.

[01:20:22] I don't know what that is.

[01:20:24] Building.

[01:20:26] You can turn that off.

[01:20:29] There we go.

[01:21:01] I'm weak so I don't really know.

[01:21:05] You missed.

[01:21:06] Push him!

[01:21:07] Nice.

[01:21:11] Call from us that.

[01:21:12] Yeah I got a shield there for you.

[01:21:15] Thank you.

[01:21:16] You're welcome.

[01:21:17] Ooh.

[01:21:21] That's a guy that I've got to show you how to do.

[01:21:23] Quick edit!

[01:21:24] Thank you.

[01:21:25] I don't know what I do.

[01:21:31] Who the fuck's knocking on now?

[01:21:46] Ginge, Ginge, Ginge...

[01:21:51] Ah fuck's sake.

[01:21:58] That's him fucking dead.

[01:22:00] Fucking no one!

[01:22:02] What a fucking day here!

[01:22:06] Mariah run!

[01:22:10] Run Mariah run!

[01:22:16] Keep running!

[01:22:22] Oh!

[01:22:23] Oh spaz again.

[01:22:25] Stop me!

[01:22:26] Oh

[01:22:37] Cookie don't I've got cookie dough. I don't have cookie dough

[01:22:49] Where are they? Oh shit

[01:22:56] nice nice did you start the balloon oh my god that's unreal you got any health

[01:23:08] just

[01:23:13] you ain't shooting you is it you fuck I'm going to get some shield and from you

[01:23:19] the supply drop. I've got a campfire. Yeah, cause no one's gonna snipe me though Luke,

[01:23:48] That's the thing bro, here he is.

[01:23:51] On me bro.

[01:23:52] Yeah I'm just healing up mate, I won't push if I was you yet.

[01:23:55] Not.

[01:24:03] That's right on me way.

[01:24:05] One of those knots is it, yep, no worries.

[01:24:09] Push push push, he's gonna get the rest.

[01:24:12] So lots of, I'm weak though.

[01:24:14] Yeah, he's weak as well, he's weak.

[01:24:16] He's in the far right. He's weak. He's weak. Trust me, boss.

[01:24:22] Yes!

[01:24:25] Come on!

[01:24:31] Come on!

[01:24:35] Come on!

[01:24:37] It's just too easy, isn't it? Just too easy.

[01:24:40] Wish that was a right.

[01:24:42] Honestly, it's just too easy.

[01:24:44] fucking yes in the store yeah

[01:24:48] I'll take me don't thank me I'm made I miss I can't wait please come on mate I'll

[01:24:54] thank you you'll get up to followers come on

[01:24:56] Pippin Skywalkers for the five thank you very much Pippin that was a fucking

[01:25:02] great game that fucking beautiful game what's this what's got hearts now

[01:25:06] that's cute whoo oh my god

[01:25:12] Oh

[01:25:19] The bigot ten kills edge

[01:25:23] Wait, how many do you get?

[01:25:28] I

[01:25:29] Was doing the distractions. No, exactly. You were going in as bait exactly how it works. It was a treat some jump for that mate

[01:25:37] Thank you

[01:25:38] Thank you mate pardon about some of it. Yeah

[01:25:42] Do they know it's chasmus time at all?

[01:25:49] Oh!

[01:25:52] So it's somebody saying them.

[01:26:00] Love from purple, we love purple.

[01:26:12] if you've got some mate it's on. Yeah it could be.

[01:26:28] What I'm Tom with a five. Thank you very much Tom. Dastro. Do you have a seven mate?

[01:26:33] I appreciate that Tom. Thank you brother. Thank you very much mate. Were you actually

[01:26:38] You've got to get the same art as me.

[01:26:42] No.

[01:26:43] Why not?

[01:26:45] That's like having ammo in the cunt, right?

[01:26:47] You've got like 1,000 ammo.

[01:26:49] I've got...

[01:26:50] Oh!

[01:26:51] You've got like 4 million ammo, right?

[01:26:55] I've got about like 10.

[01:26:58] You know what I mean? It's not fair.

[01:27:02] That shit, mate.

[01:27:02] Do you know what I'm about?

[01:27:04] No.

[01:27:06] But what I want to know is I need a towel.

[01:27:07] It would win the one-to-one between you two, probably, Ginch.

[01:27:11] You'd call.

[01:27:18] What's been your favourite moment of Chas, first?

[01:27:20] Someone in GTA role-play saying they want to go van for van with me.

[01:27:25] I missed five! I've been in my favourite moment.

[01:27:28] High screen, Chas.

[01:27:31] Oh, yeah, shit.

[01:27:32] Gabby! Go on, Gabby!

[01:27:35] You fucking mad cow. Thank you very much. Gabby. I appreciate that a lot fucking on you mad cow

[01:27:41] Thank you very much love. I

[01:27:45] Appreciate that cab stuff. Thank you very much

[01:27:49] Thank you Gabby you gonna play our pizza now talk to me. Yeah

[01:28:05] Let's go Pleasant.

[01:28:06] Can I also just let you know?

[01:28:08] No one.

[01:28:09] The first game we didn't get streams tonight, it's we won.

[01:28:11] Yeah, we won. I mean, it's not Rocket Science.

[01:28:14] Just saying, chat.

[01:28:16] Just saying.

[01:28:17] Thoughtchamps.

[01:28:18] Thoughtchamps on a Tuesday.

[01:28:21] People are so weird to share.

[01:28:23] Before I went into lockdown, it was like fucking the biggest thing ever.

[01:28:25] Like, everyone was playing it, you were playing it, everyone.

[01:28:27] I come out and it's only gotten three weeks.

[01:28:29] Come back, you fucking...

[01:28:30] Yeah.

[01:28:31] I haven't been on a system, I don't play it.

[01:28:33] Well, at least you got to play it.

[01:28:34] I went into the jungle, Cod came out, I fucking bothered to get back and play that, and that

[01:28:38] was fucking diabolical.

[01:28:40] Cod's decent, Cod ain't bad, Fers.

[01:28:51] I don't like playing kind of stream, that's not really interactive.

[01:28:55] Yeah, it's very light.

[01:28:57] It's more for the...

[01:28:59] What do we call them?

[01:29:02] Competitives.

[01:29:03] No.

[01:29:05] Don't chat.

[01:29:07] No.

[01:29:08] The viewers that don't chat, I can't remember the name.

[01:29:10] Lurkers.

[01:29:11] Lurkers, that's it.

[01:29:13] Oh, I've got a Famas.

[01:29:17] A little Famas.

[01:29:19] No, a Famas.

[01:29:21] I've got to do the black abs.

[01:29:23] Go on Tom Farage, forever the five gifted mate, go on Tom.

[01:29:26] Thank you very much, brother.

[01:29:27] Fucking sexy bastard.

[01:29:29] Thank you very much mate.

[01:29:31] Thank you Tom bro, thank you man.

[01:29:33] fuck your d 뒤에

[01:29:36] therefore

[01:29:38] thinking something

[01:29:41] yeah

[01:29:43] in

[01:29:44] nine yeah

[01:29:46] probably a couple of that

[01:29:48] talking about the paper

[01:29:52] if it were not only few零 pound south

[01:29:54] yet in the tournament

[01:30:01] attach

[01:30:01] mildly

[01:30:03] Gary Price he's out Peter writes out Michael Smith bully boys out

[01:30:12] James Wade's out Chris Dobie's out. Yeah, there's been loads of upsets Ross Smith

[01:30:19] Nah, just means that the actual skill of darts is going up. She's I mean

[01:30:25] Unbelievable

[01:30:28] Well that one not bad still in it though. I can't remember his name

[01:30:33] Yeah, that's it. Yeah, Luke Luke Luke like the prick he's killing it. I

[01:30:41] Think the biggest ups that was

[01:30:45] Men's this

[01:30:46] Spass the fuck out of table

[01:30:47] Go on grabella. Thank you very much. I appreciate the fire go on

[01:30:52] Yeah, you want to get last night for you know, come on global. Oh

[01:30:55] I've ever in the rocky big. Yeah a big pot on a mini for you. Yeah

[01:30:59] No, the rocks are there's a guy like lurking through that big

[01:31:03] Yeah, he'll force you on for you, eh?

[01:31:05] Oh, I saw Ticktocks and Garfugio at Luke Humphrey's

[01:31:07] because he had him to beat him to nil when he gave him the last set leg, didn't he?

[01:31:10] The thing is, though, he's not even giving it to him, he's just missed it, ah, dumb.

[01:31:15] Haven't he?

[01:31:18] Sienna G!

[01:31:20] Thank you very much, Sienna. Sorry, I missed it, love.

[01:31:22] Thank you very much, Sienna. I appreciate that.

[01:31:24] Thank you, Honestor. Legend.

[01:31:25] Thank you very much, Sienna.

[01:31:27] Fucking unbelievable. Thank you, love.

[01:31:29] Mate, with a greater respect also, he's only moaning because he's lost money.

[01:31:38] Don't fucking gamble, then.

[01:31:39] I don't know.

[01:31:41] Simple.

[01:31:42] Where?

[01:31:43] Oh yeah.

[01:31:44] I

[01:31:54] What oh, yeah

[01:32:06] The quad larger

[01:32:08] Right

[01:32:11] You are every Christmas and everyone's my dad. Yeah, just if you actually bought the dart one that I've got

[01:32:18] Played it. You'd generally

[01:32:20] Say openly, you know, we're like my bet is yeah

[01:32:25] No, but on the left side of my bed, I can actually

[01:32:30] Yes, you're okay, mate, just by the bit more so you can see message cheers, mate

[01:32:35] Bit too much cranberry sauce on this subway

[01:32:38] Oh

[01:32:46] On me nice not chicken don't worry mate on you just a fitness on hard in there. Hey, well

[01:32:54] I've definitely just saw footsteps come up on my

[01:32:58] Lauren

[01:32:59] Lauren, thank you very much. We love you Lauren. We do we love you Lauren. We do oh fuck it's right

[01:33:07] Thank you, Lauren. We're about to be careful. They're literally just

[01:33:17] In the hot there on the right. Oh, yeah, I see him

[01:33:23] Oh, I got nice I got two here

[01:33:29] We get some builds

[01:33:31] I love it. Whenever I get a kill, pal. It's a bot. They weren't bot's chat

[01:33:34] do we get a snipe from the hill?

[01:33:38] probably will be, on the right

[01:33:41] oh, nice

[01:33:47] that's the biggest pot's coming, mental

[01:33:50] you can't admit that I'm good

[01:33:52] he has a slurper, I'll carry that

[01:33:54] actually you can have a slurper for your health

[01:33:56] I've got three stink bombs as well

[01:34:01] pushing this way

[01:34:33] Oliver League for having a gifted mate corner all parts with the ten gifted go on Connor. Thank you very much mate. What the fuck

[01:34:42] Connor, thank you so much mate your legend. Thank you. Can we thank you mate over. Thank you, bro

[01:34:47] Legends, thank you so much everyone. Oh

[01:34:50] My god, I go right yo

[01:34:57] I've got not it's exploded on it go on a lot son of five

[01:35:03] I'm not doing it out of miniguns if you don't miss when it's on me, but then when I shoot

[01:35:12] them they're shit.

[01:35:14] 47 HP though, he's shitting as well, he's absolutely fucking shit.

[01:35:19] Hello, the fucking little prick mate.

[01:35:23] Ah, so hide your screen.

[01:35:28] Come on.

[01:35:29] Fucking have this somewhere.

[01:35:30] Look at that by the way.

[01:36:02] What are you doing Chad?

[01:36:03] I got a little meeting.

[01:36:05] You hear it women?

[01:36:07] Err, with Harvey.

[01:36:09] I've got a nice.

[01:36:12] Love Coca Cola mate.

[01:36:18] The Eugent.

[01:36:20] I don't do that yet.

[01:36:28] That must be interesting.

[01:36:30] What do you mean?

[01:36:32] It must be an interesting meeting that.

[01:36:34] What do you mean?

[01:36:36] What's going to get sent, Jack and Chaz?

[01:36:38] Uh, ooh, I don't know, to be fair.

[01:36:41] You don't know, no?

[01:36:43] Mods, delete that note, please.

[01:36:45] Mods, delete that note. Mods, delete that note.

[01:36:47] It's got to go.

[01:36:49] What am I, was that, Chaz?

[01:36:51] Have you got my shrink map?

[01:36:53] No, I do actually, I don't have a lot.

[01:36:56] Ooh, Pepsi Max!

[01:36:58] I'm gonna have my gun, chat the medium on!

[01:37:01] He loves Pepsi Max!

[01:37:02] Get the remote gun!

[01:37:04] Chat, get the remote gun!

[01:37:06] Well, I'm there, Chaz.

[01:37:07] Yeah, yeah.

[01:37:08] He loves the canal, don't it?

[01:37:09] He loves the canal, Chaz.

[01:37:12] Wait, have you just admitted that canal is a sign language for Pepsi Max?

[01:37:16] Sign language? It's fucking late.

[01:37:19] Fucking fairly obvious, I reckon, at this point.

[01:37:24] Go on, Tom, have a full aim.

[01:37:28] Haley again! Come on Haley!

[01:37:31] Five out of five love, I appreciate that Haley!

[01:37:33] Fucking legend! Thank you love!

[01:37:39] Yeah I know Peter writes out...

[01:37:43] Not really, I'm not sure about this but I've got it far mate, I do like him but...

[01:37:48] Is he the one that dresses like proper mad?

[01:37:50] Yeah.

[01:37:52] Peter, right, right, right.

[01:37:58] So I've noticed.

[01:38:00] Where do you marry to Katie Brass?

[01:38:02] Pardon?

[01:38:03] Where do you marry to Katie Brass?

[01:38:05] What?

[01:38:06] Peter Ryan?

[01:38:07] Yeah.

[01:38:08] Are you Peter?

[01:38:13] Peter Andre, you're not bad.

[01:38:15] Oh that's him.

[01:38:16] Alright mate.

[01:38:17] Fucking hell.

[01:38:18] Fucking hell.

[01:38:19] I've heard it all now.

[01:38:22] I've fucking heard it all now.

[01:38:27] Come on movie buddy, come on movie buddy, whoa, whoa, whoa, mysterious girl, what a

[01:38:44] fucking tune that is.

[01:38:45] Unbelievable tune.

[01:38:46] Are you safe there yeah?

[01:38:48] I'm safe.

[01:38:49] Nice.

[01:38:50] I'm on my way over, I've not, honestly I've not got a fucking, I've not got a better

[01:38:55] That's fucking tissue to wipe my ass with

[01:39:04] Yeah, we're gonna be later, shall we?

[01:39:06] Tonight, right?

[01:39:07] Wooohooo!

[01:39:09] It's just me, myself and I

[01:39:11] Going round and till I die

[01:39:17] Don't give them work, nice

[01:39:25] I

[01:39:27] Don't need anything to get me through the night to be that's in my

[01:39:33] Pushing to reach out that's better scrapped in ever

[01:39:39] Yes, correct battery, okay, mate pushing her

[01:39:46] I'm gonna do anything

[01:39:49] What's that song even calls

[01:39:51] Check, group chat, are you finished mate? What group chat?

[01:39:55] Who said it?

[01:39:57] Oh, GB.

[01:39:58] Ah, tell him to chill, bro.

[01:40:01] Ooh, below your chest.

[01:40:04] Oh, Georgie mine, man.

[01:40:07] two of them on me. You go right, I go left. One of them, one of them was weak. He's weak

[01:40:30] him as well. Nice shot. Oh, they also said go right and I go left and then we went the

[01:40:37] opposite way, but it's all good. It works. Scruzzy, 237 mate, go on the block. Thank

[01:40:45] you very much Scruzzy mate. Welcome back in brother. How are you doing well mate?

[01:40:50] I'm not checking it for that. Cheers.

[01:40:59] Medkit. Nice.

[01:41:06] My stream on Christmas. I plan to, depending on what's going on.

[01:41:09] It depends on the time my family go home and stuff like that.

[01:41:12] Yeah, I don't I don't I mean if I don't I don't I can't really say I'm fucking

[01:41:18] Dying to on Christmas. I mean if I'm if I'm free. I've got nothing else on you

[01:41:24] There any shops that are still open on Christmas like like at night though

[01:41:32] I'll fit there is

[01:41:34] Yeah, Premiere's yeah fair to hear that just in case I want some like that scram. That's all

[01:41:42] really what honestly five of them surprise me like petrol stations yeah

[01:41:50] they actually are the girls at fucking Christmas

[01:41:55] I got a chest in Q. You alright Chas? Yeah I'm nervous anyway. Come on slow. No, no,

[01:42:04] no, you're not quite for a better side. Ooh, I got Glinga. Share that. Oh, hey, did

[01:42:20] You know what it is, an interesting thing, chap.

[01:42:23] Erm...

[01:42:25] A lot of people on Christmas actually eat curry.

[01:42:29] They do? I've had a curry before on Christmas.

[01:42:31] Well, yeah, but I'm not surprised about you. I'm gonna buy just that in general.

[01:42:37] Mental, innit?

[01:42:39] Just wanted to let you know, Ginger, I didn't know I was gay before I started watching you.

[01:42:42] Now I know. I'm not sure what you mean by that, Ben, to be honest,

[01:42:44] but I'm fucking glad I was happy to help, mate.

[01:42:46] We're taking a piss here.

[01:42:50] I'm sure I saw someone here before.

[01:42:58] I'd love to do Japanese Christmas.

[01:43:01] Apparently they care to see in Japan for Christmas.

[01:43:05] Mmm.

[01:43:08] Yeah they do.

[01:43:10] She's interested in it.

[01:43:16] What a mind that.

[01:43:18] I don't know, I don't know about myself.

[01:43:21] Oh, Nando's loving both.

[01:43:30] I start moving if I was you, Chas.

[01:43:38] I think there's a vast improvement on it.

[01:43:41] Yes, Colin, you're OK mate.

[01:43:43] What I do I want to know about this or not?

[01:43:54] Yeah I'll send the phone.

[01:43:57] I'll send the phone.

[01:43:58] That's true.

[01:43:59] Two percent of British people have baked beans with their Christmas dinner.

[01:44:02] That is absolutely bullshit.

[01:44:03] That is not true.

[01:44:04] Who is having baked beans with their Christmas dinner?

[01:44:06] Who the fuck is having baked beans with their Christmas dinner?

[01:44:10] And if they are, lock them up.

[01:44:13] Here's a good question, Ginge, that I was speaking about last night. How many pink packets of pinks and blankets do you reckon you can tuck away?

[01:44:20] I went 20.

[01:44:21] It depends how many's in there. 12, and they're slight, the cocktail sausage ones.

[01:44:25] 20. 12's a pack.

[01:44:29] That's 200.

[01:44:31] You ain't eating 200.

[01:44:33] In one sitting? Yes, I am.

[01:44:37] Mate, I might actually try it when I'm on.

[01:44:42] We're having 200 pigs in blankets.

[01:44:45] All over it.

[01:44:49] We just did 46 damage to the hunt.

[01:44:51] Oh my god.

[01:44:52] In the plane.

[01:44:56] They're pushing.

[01:44:57] They're the ones that go.

[01:44:58] Yeah, I'm pushing because I've got this thing there.

[01:45:00] Like, yeah, big cocktail sausage issues.

[01:45:02] They're like, fine.

[01:45:03] Yeah, that's 240, though.

[01:45:06] I reckon I'd have to push under.

[01:45:12] under the wrecking beam realistic

[01:45:17] so let's place a trap down as well

[01:45:22] interesting

[01:45:27] they give you indigestion yeah but you get over that chat trust me

[01:45:32] if there's one thing that ain't stopping chaz is indigestion

[01:45:36] the side effects wear off

[01:45:39] Go circle if I was you on your right on your right on the vending machine

[01:45:52] Yeah

[01:45:58] Yeah, I see me at the door

[01:46:00] I've got some shit on my hand, I know you need bandages, don't you?

[01:46:11] Skope.

[01:46:12] You pervert zero build, I mean I don't really mind, I was on zero build before, I couldn't

[01:46:16] have made no fucking shit though.

[01:46:21] Nice.

[01:46:52] Oh

[01:46:57] If you've got one word just to describe your year this year, what would you say?

[01:47:04] I'd say it's been been pop

[01:47:08] No, I think it's done there. No, the edits coming in. It's coming. No, oh my god

[01:47:13] Yeah, edit that edit that. Oh my god, and then feel like a bug word it. Oh shit

[01:47:18] That is actually that's at least gonna get 10k

[01:47:22] at least at least thank edgy's agree it was right there's one

[01:47:34] right I'm the circle now med kit air chas

[01:47:39] I've got a riff, really?

[01:47:42] No!

[01:47:43] I've just dropped that E-Bit of Medkit here and you used it, you twat.

[01:47:48] Er, I'll be able to do that, I don't really need help.

[01:47:52] I'm gonna drop your fucking shotgun.

[01:47:55] On me, on me, on me!

[01:47:56] Oh, fuck, I've run into him.

[01:47:59] Are you on your own, mate?

[01:48:03] I'm doing it.

[01:48:06] Fuck!

[01:48:07] Oh yeah he killed me too, I'm spaz as well.

[01:48:09] Oh me.

[01:48:10] Right shut up!

[01:48:15] I'll try and fucking avenge you then shall I?

[01:48:26] The men y'all are signed for Chelsea really?

[01:48:28] Is he fuck?

[01:48:33] They can't keep signing everyone!

[01:48:35] someone's got to put a stop to it

[01:48:37] they've literally got like 6,000 wingers, why would you even go there?

[01:48:42] bolly doesn't know what the fuck he's doing

[01:48:46] it can't keep silent everyone

[01:48:53] it's not my fault Mudrick couldn't fucking stay off drugs

[01:48:56] you would have had him as well

[01:49:01] oh he's weak, did you get him low today?

[01:49:03] It definitely windy as well though isn't it, up here.

[01:49:06] How's he shot me when I've got a bush up?

[01:49:09] I don't think I've had any snapper.

[01:49:13] Uh, don't need anything to get me through the night.

[01:49:16] It's get there, be there somewhere.

[01:49:25] You know, it's cute.

[01:49:26] I suppose we can't all sign doggy.

[01:49:27] Doggy was good, actually, honestly.

[01:49:29] I don't understand why people are so either.

[01:49:31] He just shows that he actually don't know anything about football.

[01:49:33] Yeah, he can have that present chest. I had two of them as well. I'm going to get you back first.

[01:49:44] Come on, Hendrick!

[01:49:46] Love it, Hendrick Rocket!

[01:49:48] What, about 20,000 Hendrick Rookies? Come on, bro, lock in, please.

[01:50:00] There you go.

[01:50:02] What's up?

[01:50:04] Pregnant area, man.

[01:50:06] I got a gun.

[01:50:08] There you go.

[01:50:10] I got a gun.

[01:50:12] There you go, we'll knock out them, we'll do this tank.

[01:50:25] Take this one.

[01:50:27] Yeah it's nice looking.

[01:50:30] I'll fucking quad drop them Chas.

[01:50:33] I'll just go and kill these kids real quick so you've got an easy end.

[01:50:36] Yeah nice one.

[01:50:42] He's on the top, he fell off behind you, dead cut him, there's one on top of the mountain

[01:50:58] over there that's it, well, I think it's not, it's just not, it's just not on him.

[01:51:09] see and run it out. Yeah, it's just people like I watch out for two people in this building

[01:51:14] as well on me chance.

[01:51:16] Yeah, yeah, no worries, mate.

[01:51:29] I'll give you a figure from the back.

[01:51:34] It's been fucking fun, hasn't it?

[01:51:37] It's been absolutely fucking brilliant.

[01:51:39] I would have thought, but I ran by the wrong subway.

[01:51:42] Give me a fucking minute here.

[01:51:44] Are you fucking talking to that man?

[01:51:47] I'm going to eat my subway here at Chattango.

[01:51:51] NDL post-check it. There we go.

[01:51:59] Oh, that's that. That's just

[01:52:09] like it.

[01:52:15] All right. Oh, Stephen tries. He's got a 2025 video out.

[01:52:19] Here we go.

[01:52:23] Here we go.

[01:52:28] Please put your hands together for the one...

[01:52:30] Stephen Price!

[01:52:40] Hi guys.

[01:52:42] I don't remember.

[01:52:45] For those of you who may be new to this, basically,

[01:52:47] I'll talk about some of the biggest events of the year.

[01:52:50] We'll make a few outrageous jokes

[01:52:52] We'll donate to Chattie so we don't feel so bad about it.

[01:52:54] We've already donated this year, haven't we?

[01:52:56] Yes, we have.

[01:52:57] Max is a Christmas card from the kids Chattie we donated.

[01:53:00] Please, read it out.

[01:53:01] They said, Stephen tries, you are on the naughty list.

[01:53:05] Ha, ha, ha.

[01:53:06] You got it?

[01:53:08] Yeah, no effort.

[01:53:09] Huh, rubbish.

[01:53:11] More exciting news, the Epstein files come out on Friday,

[01:53:15] but we have an exclusive.

[01:53:16] That's right.

[01:53:17] We got one high profile name, and they've sent it to us.

[01:53:20] Smith, he did the honors.

[01:53:22] He made that too, Stephen, thank you so much

[01:53:26] for donating to Actions赴Viv.

[01:53:28] That's a question.

[01:53:29] Hahaha!

[01:53:31] It's still high profile.

[01:53:34] Are you smashing it?

[01:53:38] 235.

[01:53:39] At the start of the year, Andrew was a Prince.

[01:53:42] Six, seven was his favourite age.

[01:53:44] An adolescence was just one of his turnoffs.

[01:53:47] January.

[01:53:49] HOORAY!!!

[01:53:51] January had a lot of people feeling blue.

[01:53:53] Funny blue to be precise.

[01:53:55] Chieflings have broken the record of sleeping with 1,057 men in just 12 hours.

[01:54:19] you

[01:54:49] you

[01:55:19] you

[01:55:49] you

[01:56:19] you

[01:56:49] Which is also what Hitler said...

[01:57:02] Which is also what Hitler said when I stiffy wanted a falafel.

[01:57:08] There were more crazy scenes at Wembley, as Newcastle won their first trophy in over 70 years.

[01:57:15] The Saudi owners hadn't seen headloss like that since...

[01:57:20] Is this...

[01:57:22] Is that a match?

[01:57:26] The owners hadn't seen headloss like that since seeing the great deals on offer at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

[01:57:34] Back in the US, Donald Trump officially renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America,

[01:57:39] not to be confused with the Gulf of America, which is where the Gulf has been asked him to swallow.

[01:57:45] Stay tuned for more comedy coming up.

[01:57:47] KSI was announced as a judge on Britain's Got Talent.

[01:57:50] And the four judges are Simon Calpham and Holden Alicia Dixon and KSI.

[01:57:55] You know, if I wanted to see Simon Holden Dixon on KSI, I'd just watch his sex day with Mini Mentor.

[01:58:01] In other TV news, Last Will Laugh in UK hit our screens.

[01:58:05] I thought we could play along here, guys.

[01:58:07] So I'm going to tell a cracking joke and you have to do your best not to bloody laugh.

[01:58:10] Quick pause. Nobody laugh at this please.

[01:58:13] What on earth do you think I've ever gifted this to you?

[01:58:16] Shut up, silence. It's all straight face. You can do it. Isn't it hard?

[01:58:19] Thank you very much, Nichola. I appreciate that.

[01:58:21] Quite a win in it, sir. Legend.

[01:58:23] I've got a bit of pissed on the seat. I've paid for it, but bloody bust ticket.

[01:58:26] I'll do it with a wall, thanks.

[01:58:37] Pissed on the seat.

[01:58:39] Most of you are doing it already.

[01:58:41] Why do women get so annoyed about a bit of piss on the sea?

[01:58:44] I've paid for a bloody bus ticket. I'll do it along, thanks.

[01:58:49] Thank you.

[01:58:54] That's brilliant.

[01:58:55] make no sense oh my god jokes work better you know to explain them what he's

[01:59:14] doing is he say why do women get so annoyed about piss on the seat and

[01:59:18] instantly you assume toilet he then switched it to the punchline which takes

[01:59:23] your mind somewhere it wasn't going and said the bus seat because he's paid for

[01:59:26] his bus ticket. Brilliant you clearly just, essentially human is not with it.

[01:59:30] Kelly give her a gift in love.

[01:59:53] Celebrities in space is an awful idea.

[01:59:55] Just imagine waking up to find Pete, did he on your anus?

[02:00:00] For poorer people looking to experience night and space, you can come to next year's roast.

[02:00:05] But why the noise broadcast returns?

[02:00:13] With a billboard in Times Square,

[02:00:15] one of you has said it's the worst thing to ever hit the side of a New York building.

[02:00:23] I'm not sure what to do with it.

[02:00:36] Hmmmm...

[02:00:38] True story. Ashton Hall's morning routine went mega-

[02:00:39] LULU!

[02:00:40] 5 minutes and gifted LULU!

[02:00:41] A fucking legend. Thank you very much LULU.

[02:00:44] I appreciate the 10 love.

[02:00:46] Legend.

[02:00:47] We've been wanting Times Square.

[02:00:48] One viewer said it's the worst thing to ever hit the side of a New York building.

[02:00:51] True story, Ashton Hall's morning routine went mega viral online.

[02:00:57] My wall of poetry involves fake crying, browsing the funeral buffet, and making sexual advances

[02:01:03] at the widow.

[02:01:04] Thank you, Lulu, mate.

[02:01:07] Pope Francis died on Eastern Monday.

[02:01:10] He left behind the poem of Beale, his robes, and half a lint chocolate bunny.

[02:01:15] Is he still going?

[02:01:18] Lastly, the internet became obsessed with the debate of 100 men versus a gorilla.

[02:01:23] We wanted to test who would actually win. Unfortunately, we couldn't get a gorilla.

[02:01:27] But I did find a rhino. Let's take a look.

[02:01:35] The rhino always wins.

[02:01:42] What the fuck?

[02:01:44] In May there was a trend that gingers are black now. Well, call me Factor 50 cents.

[02:01:54] I get it. Gingers and black people are similar. The both used to get in shade. They weren't

[02:02:02] there. One of our kind played James Bond. Neither of us want to play My Spice.

[02:02:08] Liffbub won the league for the 20th time

[02:02:13] It was a long season for the Reds. In fact, I haven't seen a slot look that worn out since bonny blue from the thousand men

[02:02:21] It seems to be one thousand and fifty-eight

[02:02:23] You don't count for fifty-eight

[02:02:30] Amanda Vincent the crowd of supporters

[02:02:32] former comedian Andrew Lawrence tweeted if I was a Liffbub

[02:02:34] I drive through crowds of people as well just to get out of there

[02:02:37] You're not the only one who can make jokes.

[02:02:41] Andrew Lawrence looks like Paul Breach if the 15 year old's didn't reply to his messages.

[02:02:46] Chris Hughes and JoJo Siwa got together despite an 11 year age gap.

[02:02:51] Speaking about the relationship, Chris said, of course there's been some hiccups,

[02:02:55] but it's normally just after she has her bottle.

[02:03:00] Andrew Tate was charged by police with sex trafficking.

[02:03:03] The investigation also included sex with a minor.

[02:03:06] Well, Mr. Tate, you are what you eat.

[02:03:08] Old ****.

[02:03:15] Just know I'm not proud of that one.

[02:03:18] YouTubers Will and Ian James Marriott launched their ice coffee brand Rods.

[02:03:22] Good luck, guys, for the last time a Jordy brought out Rods.

[02:03:25] Real moat shot himself.

[02:03:30] June!

[02:03:31] June!

[02:03:32] June!

[02:03:33] The Boo Boo's became the accessory craze of the summer.

[02:03:35] Everyone have one. In fact, when I told Philips go through my

[02:03:39] nephew had a labuba on his back, he offered to kiss it better for him.

[02:03:42] Don't ask why I chat to him, right?

[02:03:46] The meme 6-7 became a thing. Like myself, many people didn't understand it,

[02:03:51] but it's believed to have originated when estimating the attendance of Vickstar

[02:03:54] set at Tomorrowland.

[02:03:59] At the end of June, people were gearing up for the Oasis combat,

[02:04:02] Not to be confused with Oasis come back to bed, which is what David Boyle says after sex

[02:04:11] TV personality Kim Woodburn. No, it turns out Kim Woodburn pretty well than cremated

[02:04:21] Stumble her because the spirit of a came into me lucky

[02:04:25] You lie! You lie!

[02:04:30] The earlier banks leaked a picture of Conor McGregor's centre,

[02:04:33] in which he'd strapped a weight to his penis.

[02:04:35] I wonder what lifted more kilos that night?

[02:04:37] His dick or his nostrils.

[02:04:39] And it's not just weights.

[02:04:41] Apparently his penis has also picked up syphilis gonorrhea in a court case.

[02:04:44] The CEO of Astronomert was caught having an affair on the Kiskem and a court play concert.

[02:04:49] What do we do that here?

[02:04:51] Oh, you're Kiskem here! Here we go!

[02:04:53] Oh there is actually a crowd there.

[02:05:23] Oh

[02:05:43] Okay, all pornography sites and have acquired ID checks

[02:05:47] What?

[02:05:50] Resulting in British one gets happened to use VPNs for their tugs foreigners recorded saying they're coming over here

[02:05:59] Speaking of knock them on out Tommy Robertson punched a 64-year-old at a train station. I when this is said he hit him with a far right hook

[02:06:07] August

[02:06:10] In August Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got engaged if you to tell me a pop star was excited about a tight ends

[02:06:16] Yeah, no problem with...

[02:06:17] She did, he was in the prison, she hours!

[02:06:20] Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle, out of her course, controversy.

[02:06:23] She spoke about how her hair and I co-ed meant she had great genes.

[02:06:26] It's not the first time S.S. has had views like these.

[02:06:33] Is that her? Yeah, that's her, right, you know?

[02:06:36] Who's that?

[02:06:38] Ah!

[02:06:41] You know what?

[02:06:43] It's bloody bloody war brigade. They've got their lockers and it's it's again. I don't know, you know people have sure memories just

[02:06:49] Go secure the phone back, girl

[02:06:52] Anyway, this week started putting union jacks at lampposts and pitted England flags around the backs

[02:06:58] They were even angry protest outside hotels after finding out their breakfast were continental

[02:07:04] Meanwhile reform UK started selling their own football shirts the team is called reform FC

[02:07:09] Presumably because Blackburn was already taken.

[02:07:15] Where did he play? The Stanley Mclight skin.

[02:07:19] Later that month, Tertlaki died.

[02:07:21] And like him, I don't know how to feel.

[02:07:26] And lastly, they had beat the final bossman viral for having a bowl cut.

[02:07:30] Someone with a shit haircut goes clubbing and suddenly they still make him thousands of pounds.

[02:07:34] Look at the state of that!

[02:07:36] The Chernobyl final boss!

[02:07:40] Where's my boo-hoo-man, Neil?

[02:07:43] September!

[02:07:45] Conor McGregor officially announced these running for the presidency of Ireland.

[02:07:50] Conor is a two-time world champion.

[02:07:52] His wife prefers the term cheese and prick.

[02:07:55] Conor recently followed the Russell Bradricks of Denign Allegations if I become a Denial Christian.

[02:08:01] However, I want just either of them around holy figures.

[02:08:04] H-O-L-E-Y

[02:08:07] Dwayne Johnson announced he's lost 60 pounds, which is about a hundred million less than most of his films

[02:08:14] Tommy Fury was cancelled for barging someone as he crossed the finishing line of a triathlon

[02:08:18] I thought he crossed the line when finishing in someone who wasn't Molly May

[02:08:22] My my ladies

[02:08:25] People went to London for a protest organized by Tommy Robinson. It was the whitest rally I've ever seen and after they did a squash tournament in Cheshire

[02:08:34] If you don't like people who enter countries illegally, or who assault British people, then

[02:08:38] why do you like Tommy Robinson?

[02:08:40] He's guilty of both.

[02:08:41] Furthermore, he lives in Tenerife, and the wisest thing about him is his nostrils.

[02:08:45] He had to turn into Colombian.

[02:08:47] Sweetridge, Jungfully, was allowed back to the UK whilst on trial.

[02:08:51] In 12 months, he's gone from foot asylum to ankle tag.

[02:08:56] October!

[02:08:57] In October, French Andrew lost his title.

[02:09:03] The beach sign Alexander Isaac as well.

[02:09:06] Andrews lost his print.

[02:09:08] If only the FBI had the nine, Epstein Island, then he wouldn't be in this mess.

[02:09:12] There was a heist of the loo.

[02:09:15] As thieves disguised as construction workers stole eight pieces of French crown jewels.

[02:09:20] Security thought they were carpenters.

[02:09:21] It turns out they were actually experts in steel.

[02:09:28] The red comedy festival took place.

[02:09:30] There was backlash amongst comedy fans, as many saw it as an immoral cash grab.

[02:09:48] I disagree.

[02:09:50] This was a brilliant event in the home of comedy.

[02:09:53] Just take a look at my great sets.

[02:09:55] Okay guys, it's your pants. Who's in the same-stitch relationship?

[02:10:01] Lost profit singer Ian Watkins was killed in prison.

[02:10:06] He was a truly awful person, but I'm not going to make jokes about it, right?

[02:10:10] Let's move on.

[02:10:11] Pizza Hut announced he was closing.

[02:10:13] I hadn't seen Lost Profit...

[02:10:14] Pizza Hut's closing!

[02:10:16] Jokes about it, right? Let's move on.

[02:10:19] Pizza Hut announced it was closing.

[02:10:22] PISS OFF!

[02:10:33] Not all of them just some.

[02:10:37] I'm some mental.

[02:10:39] I haven't seen lost profits fall like that since Ian Rolken started it.

[02:10:44] So he went a fresh slice.

[02:10:46] The celebrity traitors hit our screens. Alan Carr won the show, despite being a traitor

[02:10:52] from the start. You must have seen a Carr murderer in national

[02:10:55] trades like that since Diana died.

[02:10:59] November.

[02:11:00] November! Mr Beast launch his own theme park called Beastland.

[02:11:05] That's the perfect name for someone for an attraction for kids.

[02:11:09] We're all about action for kids.

[02:11:12] Nice, nice.

[02:11:13] Thank you.

[02:11:14] Bebo decided to put his bow on early fans.

[02:11:18] I tried to put my mummy on early fans, but she said there's enough videos of her little

[02:11:21] twat as it is.

[02:11:23] Ha ha!

[02:11:24] Ha ha!

[02:11:25] Ha ha!

[02:11:26] Sorry.

[02:11:27] Annie's tight.

[02:11:28] Ha ha!

[02:11:29] And you're tight.

[02:11:30] Ray Han!

[02:11:31] Fabulous fight mate!

[02:11:32] Go on Ray Han, thank you brother.

[02:11:33] Prostate cancer.

[02:11:34] What are you doing well mate?

[02:11:35] I'm the father of five, mate!

[02:11:37] Former Prime Minister David...

[02:11:38] Go on, Rayhan, thank you, brother!

[02:11:40] ...for prostate cancer.

[02:11:41] What are you doing, well, mate?

[02:11:42] Former Prime Minister David Cameron revealed he's been treated for prostate cancer.

[02:11:47] What's his symptoms and the British economy got in common?

[02:11:49] David Cameron's bloody rectum.

[02:11:51] LAUGHTER

[02:11:53] Satire?

[02:11:54] LAUGHTER

[02:11:55] And lastly, Geoffrey Epstein's emails came out.

[02:11:57] Those were in which he asked whether Putin had the photos of Trump blowing Bill Clinton.

[02:12:01] Apparently, this was when Donald first got a taste of the presidency.

[02:12:04] He must have been an awful blow job. No-one likes to feel a little Trump when you're about to come.

[02:12:14] That assassination attempt wasn't the first time he'd had something dripping from his ear.

[02:12:20] Let's cheat then, let's cheat.

[02:12:22] Donald, you idiot! You're only supposed to pass the bills, not suck them off!

[02:12:27] December! December!

[02:12:30] The PDD documentary came out. In it, we saw how involved he was in the deaths of Biggie and Tupac.

[02:12:35] The only person who's gone through more uppers than him is Matt Smith of the selection box.

[02:12:41] That's Matt Smith, by the way.

[02:12:45] There we go.

[02:12:50] Okay. Here we go.

[02:12:53] Here we go.

[02:13:00] Angry ginger and armor celeb. An incredible feat.

[02:13:04] Ginger grew up without a male figure.

[02:13:06] Then after seeing him shower in the jungle,

[02:13:08] it's clear he still doesn't have one.

[02:13:10] Chicken tits there.

[02:13:12] That's the ending there.

[02:13:14] And lastly, the Tower of London was closed

[02:13:16] after Apple Grumble was thrown around George's display.

[02:13:19] Pardon the place was deserted.

[02:13:21] Yay!

[02:13:23] APPLAUSE

[02:13:25] Let's go for it!

[02:13:27] Thank you very much.

[02:13:29] Good night!

[02:13:31] Thank you.

[02:13:33] Very good.

[02:13:35] Very, very good from Mr. Stephen Tries.

[02:13:37] He never disappoints, does it?

[02:13:39] He never disappoints.

[02:13:41] Oh, Ninja Stream on YouTube.

[02:13:43] What did he stream on everything?

[02:13:45] He never disappoints.

[02:13:47] He never disappoints.

[02:13:49] He never disappoints.

[02:13:51] Oh, Ninja Stream on YouTube.

[02:13:53] YouTube here. What did he stream on everything? Yeah, he does.

[02:14:00] Yeah, you class. It was better on same. And also message me here I'm gone.

[02:14:08] Yes, I believe so.

[02:14:14] Okay, no problem. Perfect. Chris MD's video. What is Chris MD video?

[02:14:23] What about this? 50 pound versus a thousand pound house

[02:14:33] party.

[02:14:34] Five years ago I hosted a lockdown house party which was

[02:14:39] with my friends.

[02:14:40] And now we can enjoy each other's company in person.

[02:14:44] Today we have each been given a room in the house to host our party of four for

[02:14:51] as we all try to make our dreams the most memorable.

[02:14:57] Last time up, Steven and I had £1,000 to spend,

[02:15:00] so we've been giving £50 to do damage with today,

[02:15:03] while Harry and Will have got the full £1,000 budget.

[02:15:07] I've already insured victory today,

[02:15:09] because things can only go downhill after we spend an hour

[02:15:13] at an app-raised ski bar!

[02:15:15] Oh, God, that was insane!

[02:15:17] Was that an advert?

[02:15:19] I had 50 pounds to do

[02:15:25] I've scavenged my home to find Christmas decorations out-of-date alcohol a fondue set and anything without a heartbeat in the fridge to dip into cheese

[02:15:39] That's me yeah, these are all probably extra small bullies

[02:15:49] I don't get the cream, mate. Thank you.

[02:15:54] You have a problem!

[02:15:56] Stephen, I haven't realised that you don't actually like cheese that much.

[02:16:00] I love super dry jackets, so one more.

[02:16:03] Now we've got a nice assortment of threads.

[02:16:05] We've got Q, come on.

[02:16:07] I wasn't from the mines, thank you. Stop saying that.

[02:16:09] Yes, thank you.

[02:16:10] Yes, M-I-K, you okay, mate?

[02:16:12] Yeah, I'm doing fantastic. Thank you for holding it down, mate.

[02:16:14] It's all right. How did your meeting go?

[02:16:17] Yeah, it went very well made very smooth nice. So what's your favorite drink at the minute?

[02:16:22] The first drink? Oh, I could go

[02:16:24] I think that meeting went very well by the sound of things

[02:16:27] dream

[02:16:29] nothing

[02:16:32] Yeah, just just love that. Oh

[02:16:34] But I thought you said you didn't like it to me if you feel furry

[02:16:38] No, that's what you said about Red Bull

[02:16:40] I think we can get them mixed up.

[02:16:43] I think you're gonna fix that.

[02:16:44] I think we can get them mixed up.

[02:16:45] I think you're gonna fix that.

[02:16:47] I think you're gonna fix that.

[02:16:48] What's in our bed?

[02:16:49] I think you're getting them mixed up.

[02:16:50] What's separate?

[02:16:51] Are you coming back on any games or YouTube?

[02:16:53] Yeah, I don't mind.

[02:16:54] I don't have anything to ask.

[02:16:56] Er, Ben is missing me.

[02:16:58] We should try and get a Mongos going tonight,

[02:17:00] which I think would be good.

[02:17:01] Oh, that would be very good.

[02:17:04] So yeah, Mongos should be decent.

[02:17:07] Yeah. Well, it's CFF go live normally off seven.

[02:17:12] It's funny, you know that.

[02:17:16] I was like, you said, oh, yes, I didn't want to play last night.

[02:17:21] Plus none of my mates have planned it last night.

[02:17:23] Oh, would you say I'm your mate?

[02:17:26] I mean, I'd say so.

[02:17:29] Thank you, mate. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you.

[02:18:01] I don't know if I call it as a question.

[02:18:05] No, they're playing, we could do G8 races, we could do F1, you what?

[02:18:15] You could play F1.

[02:18:16] You love F1.

[02:18:17] Remember Red Bull?

[02:18:18] Yeah, Red Bull is a lot more than F1, mate, they're a global, huge, amazing brand known

[02:18:30] to millions across the globe, it's not all about F1.

[02:18:36] Minecraft, can't do Minecraft, yeah.

[02:18:40] So where do you understand me?

[02:18:42] Oh, one minute.

[02:18:43] LULU!

[02:18:44] Forever the five again, mate.

[02:18:45] Thank you very much, LULU.

[02:18:46] I appreciate that a lot, brother.

[02:18:47] Thank you very much, mate.

[02:18:48] Go on the fucking bike.

[02:18:49] I appreciate that a lot, LULU.

[02:18:50] Thank you, mate.

[02:18:53] Sea of Thieves, now played it.

[02:18:56] Also don't have it.

[02:18:58] Oh.

[02:18:59] Jakey Davis has just put in the group, I'm not an idiot, don't ignore me.

[02:19:03] Sorry?

[02:19:05] Um...

[02:19:08] Am I seeing this right?

[02:19:17] Eagle on that.

[02:19:20] What is that?

[02:19:21] Nothing.

[02:19:21] Alex, the other gift did make good on the fucking boy. Thank you very much mate, I appreciate that.

[02:19:25] Do you know what you need to play?

[02:19:26] L.A. Noire.

[02:19:27] It's been fucking sick this summer.

[02:19:29] L.A. Noire?

[02:19:30] Yeah.

[02:19:31] You'd actually love it, you know?

[02:19:33] What is it?

[02:19:33] It's got to wrap your stream.

[02:19:34] Chat-I-Back-It as well, it's sick.

[02:19:36] It's a, er...

[02:19:37] You're a homicide detective in L.A.

[02:19:40] It's made by Rockstar.

[02:19:42] Mmmmmm.

[02:19:43] You would genuinely really love it, like...

[02:19:46] Like, you would love it.

[02:19:48] Because you're into like all the...

[02:19:50] Cops, darling, stuff.

[02:19:52] Yeah.

[02:19:53] Interested.

[02:19:54] I'm looking at him.

[02:19:57] I think I'm saying it's bad I've just got fucking...

[02:19:59] I think it's a brain rot.

[02:20:09] Oh, GA6 just announced.

[02:20:12] What would it have announced?

[02:20:13] No idea, but you can actually see it on the PlayStation now.

[02:20:17] It's the 19th of the 11th if it comes out this year.

[02:20:20] I don't know what he's gonna come on.

[02:20:30] We love you, Nisha.

[02:20:32] We do.

[02:20:33] We love you, Nisha.

[02:20:34] We do.

[02:20:35] It's been there for ages.

[02:20:36] Oh, sorry.

[02:20:37] Thank you very much, Nisha.

[02:20:38] Alex, do you have any gifts, Nisha?

[02:20:40] Five out of five, Muff.

[02:20:42] Excuse me.

[02:20:44] Fortnite.

[02:20:45] Oh, Luke said it'll come on Fortnite.

[02:20:47] I don't know what he's gonna come on.

[02:20:49] You have C5s on the antenna now, mad.

[02:20:54] That's crazy.

[02:20:56] Let me go and...

[02:20:58] Fucking hell, Tazer was here long.

[02:21:00] Why?

[02:21:01] He's got back.

[02:21:02] He's gone to say hello.

[02:21:04] He's fucking gone.

[02:21:05] He was here two minutes.

[02:21:07] What, he didn't even say hello?

[02:21:08] No, he did, but I was on the phone.

[02:21:10] Ah, okay.

[02:21:12] He's gone to say hello.

[02:21:14] Gone PD, Reginge.

[02:21:16] I don't mind, but...

[02:21:18] I don't mind, but I mean I'm not exactly the fucking best PD at the minute. I'm fucking PCC

[02:21:26] I'm dance going

[02:21:28] I'll go PD for a bit, but I'm not playing role play for the rest of the night then I'm sick of chat spamming it

[02:21:33] They would charge your controller and go

[02:21:48] Really, any goals for 20-26?

[02:22:00] I'm actually down to play Rocket League.

[02:22:14] Did you see me, Seuss?

[02:22:19] Shit!

[02:22:24] Mmm, mmm, mmm.

[02:22:30] What did you prefer?

[02:22:33] RP or Rocket League?

[02:22:35] Rocket League would be actually quite fun, I think.

[02:22:40] mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm.

[02:22:45] I dunno what yours chat sound chat, James,

[02:22:47] but mine are sound Rocket League.

[02:22:51] Oh...

[02:22:52] Right.

[02:22:53] My whole chat sound Rocket League overall, P.

[02:22:56] I could be quite funny if we do the two's.

[02:22:58] What, Rocket League? No, Rocket League will be fun.

[02:23:00] Chief of Rocket League? I can't be awesome though, P.

[02:23:02] I've got me, I've got me Rocket League.

[02:23:04] They just took me PlayStation after all, but I'm gone.

[02:23:06] I'll send you something, as well.

[02:23:08] It's not connected to my Playstation, I don't get it.

[02:23:19] James, are you in charge?

[02:23:20] I need to add you to something.

[02:23:21] Why is this not connected to your Playstation?

[02:23:22] I must have a spare wire.

[02:23:23] Oh no, don't.

[02:23:24] Almost on a spare wire error.

[02:23:37] Yeah, Charles, come rock it, Link.

[02:23:39] I'll just enjoy that.

[02:23:54] 12 minutes yet.

[02:24:05] Hey, go on.

[02:24:24] There we go, 90.

[02:24:31] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[02:24:46] Oh

[02:24:53] Nice there we go

[02:24:57] Yeah, um, yeah, I think it's that count should be good give me a chance

[02:25:08] So

[02:25:16] He's not here yet.

[02:25:23] Download?

[02:25:24] What?

[02:25:25] I've got it.

[02:25:26] Oh, different account that's why.

[02:25:29] Are you playing food, eh?

[02:25:34] Nisha!

[02:25:35] We're at 24!

[02:25:36] I

[02:25:40] Are playing food, right

[02:25:44] Nisha

[02:25:48] Go on this year my cow fucking legend

[02:25:54] Go on Nisha fucking take it away

[02:26:06] Last Christmas, Nisha gave me a ha ha, but the very next day I gave it away, Nisha.

[02:26:19] Thank you very much love, I appreciate that.

[02:26:22] What a fucking legend.

[02:26:24] Thank you Nisha love.

[02:26:25] Or is it Nisha?

[02:26:26] Sorry.

[02:26:27] I don't know if I'm going to answer it wrong, but thank you very much love, Christmas.

[02:26:29] I gave you my heart.

[02:26:31] Mason, please stop with that one.

[02:26:34] I've been away

[02:26:36] I've been a bit of a gravel lost in that voice box, mate

[02:26:38] My voice is fucked

[02:26:40] J.K. didn't complete my mate's cameo

[02:26:42] Linz, am I, am I surprised?

[02:26:45] Am I fucking surprised?

[02:26:47] Judge, I've done all the cameos, mate

[02:26:49] It's disgusting that

[02:26:50] Mate, J.K.

[02:26:51] Do you know what he said to me the other day when we were out?

[02:26:53] Go on

[02:26:54] Do you know where you can see how much money you've lost out on because they've expired?

[02:26:59] Yeah

[02:27:04] you

[02:27:34] you

[02:28:04] you

[02:28:34] you

[02:29:04] you

[02:29:34] You

[02:30:04] Hello, yes, I like each other. Yes, I like each other.

[02:30:15] up here right mate?

[02:30:17] Yes L.A.K.

[02:30:18] There you are mate, how are you doing?

[02:30:20] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[02:30:22] What the fuck?

[02:30:29] What the fuck?

[02:30:30] I've been fighting you all the way.

[02:30:33] What the fuck?

[02:30:34] Thank you mate.

[02:30:36] It's alright.

[02:30:37] It's fucking fine.

[02:30:39] I

[02:30:43] You wise me night brought Miami night, but broke out get it

[02:30:48] Cuz it's honey even

[02:30:52] That's why he's a scruff

[02:30:56] Right, let's fucking go. How do we play rounds? You ready? Yeah

[02:31:01] I'm actually good this game. So you better not be shit wait. I've got a complete now

[02:31:05] I've got a complete... Wait, hold on.

[02:31:07] You're the fucking tutorial!

[02:31:09] All party members must complete new driver challenges.

[02:31:12] What does that mean?

[02:31:15] What does that mean?

[02:31:20] Are you taking a piss?

[02:31:21] What do you mean? Do you mean you want to take...

[02:31:23] Right, okay, we'll move up.

[02:31:23] Wait, no. Make me the host to see if I can do it.

[02:31:27] Haley!

[02:31:29] Haley again!

[02:31:30] Haley again!

[02:31:31] Haley again!

[02:31:32] Hello there!

[02:31:34] Hey Lea, get a loooool!

[02:31:36] Go on Megan for the 19!

[02:31:40] Right, we'll start this one first.

[02:31:42] I'm going to be there, I've got some fucking...

[02:31:44] I've got some fucking sad cunt who's just skeet spamming me.

[02:31:47] Wait, have I got to do the basic?

[02:31:49] This one.

[02:31:50] Probably.

[02:31:53] How do you turn off notifications?

[02:32:02] settings, camera. So he's better, this is probably fucking.

[02:32:17] It's actually not. It needs to be level 20 to play ranked. It doesn't

[02:32:27] do but I can go on it look competitive oh my god yes most complete new driver

[02:32:36] charges have I got to do it yeah that's not saying where do I go

[02:32:49] surely I've not gonna do it I've played rocket league for fucking years why I

[02:32:53] Can I also level T when I'm should be a light level under the summit?

[02:33:00] I'm not gonna become a fucking pro at this.

[02:33:05] It resets every season, that's a no.

[02:33:08] I didn't even know you could power slide.

[02:33:10] This guy.

[02:33:12] We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas

[02:33:23] and a happy new year.

[02:33:24] Go on and see on Friday 15 mate.

[02:33:27] Oh the octane.

[02:33:28] Great car.

[02:33:29] Right, I've done my basic tutorial, we should get to play now.

[02:33:42] Just the way you are

[02:33:44] No, no, no, no

[02:33:46] I've got a song to put you on

[02:33:48] Put on a song called Just The Way You Are

[02:33:50] Just The Way You Are?

[02:33:52] Yeah, it's the theme tune

[02:33:54] It's my new theme tune of Chasmus

[02:33:56] Just The Way You Are by Milky

[02:33:58] Come on, my DJ

[02:34:00] It's a fucking banging, mate

[02:34:06] I'm gonna have to skip the whole song

[02:34:12] Set options, set up!

[02:34:37] Oh my god!

[02:34:38] It's not bad.

[02:34:39] I

[02:34:45] Right that's not too bad. Right, Rindy's looking

[02:34:55] Come on

[02:35:00] Fucking straight in a chance come on

[02:35:04] No fucking bullshit today chas I want to win me how many games can we go and be a

[02:35:09] dammit the hair he's missed it oh my god I mean Rooney dribbling through

[02:35:19] RUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[02:35:25] C'monoooooooooooon

[02:35:28] Good Shea that

[02:35:30] Wooohooooo!

[02:35:30] While I am popping this bar

[02:35:33] Unreal!

[02:35:35] Say it again. I'll go, I'll go

[02:35:38] You stay

[02:35:40] I'll get beat while sipping' them off

[02:35:47] Nice Chas

[02:35:49] Go on Chad, I'll stay, he's got it.

[02:35:53] Off the wall, stay up there, Chad!

[02:35:56] Saved.

[02:35:57] I'm gonna, I'm gonna touch it.

[02:36:19] you

[02:36:49] you

[02:37:19] you

[02:37:49] you

[02:38:19] you

[02:38:49] you

[02:39:19] you

[02:39:49] you

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[02:40:49] you

[02:41:19] you

[02:41:49] you

[02:42:19] you

[02:42:49] you

[02:43:19] you

[02:43:49] you

[02:44:19] you

[02:44:49] you

[02:45:19] you

[02:45:49] you

[02:46:19] you

[02:46:49] you

[02:47:19] you

[02:47:49] You

[02:48:19] Chasers

[02:48:26] Lovely

[02:48:30] Got some on it there

[02:48:36] Oh my god

[02:48:41] Nice change

[02:48:43] I want to see into a market league. You are fucking seeing too much mate. Fucking seeing

[02:48:53] too much. You can see Jim for a spin man. What mate?

[02:48:57] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Merry Christmas. That's weird.

[02:49:03] What? Right, Jake. Yeah, you're okay. What was weird?

[02:49:10] Is that? Is that?

[02:49:12] What are you going to say? You're going to say it's wick?

[02:49:14] Okay, all right.

[02:49:15] No, go on. What's weird? Go on.

[02:49:18] What's weird? Is it because I'm not been invited?

[02:49:20] I'm fucking glad he's self-aware.

[02:49:23] I'll come help you mate.

[02:49:25] I'm kidding.

[02:49:26] Well, I just fucking assume we're all mates here.

[02:49:29] If I were to play some...

[02:49:30] What? You assumed wrong, James?

[02:49:32] We knew you'd be very wrong.

[02:49:35] We're on Rocket League. It's my kind of game.

[02:49:37] Oh, no, I'm actually... I'm not playing Rocket League.

[02:49:40] Someone will tell you that, I'm good.

[02:49:42] And I'm being 100% serious, eh? I'm not playing Rocket League with you.

[02:49:46] Mate, I've had a notepad today writing up concepts for stream and stuff, aren't you? You're gonna love this.

[02:49:50] Is this Christmas Eve Eve? I've proper prepared for it.

[02:49:53] Could you... Christmas Eve Eve, you've proper prepared for it.

[02:49:56] I've proper prepared for it.

[02:49:58] Prepared for what, exactly?

[02:50:00] The Christmas fun and joy.

[02:50:02] Right, but there's no fun and joy playing Rocket League with you, you shit.

[02:50:05] There is, there...

[02:50:06] There you go, one unbeaten, by the way. Keep counting, one unbeaten. Thank you.

[02:50:09] I feel like a Sunday morning.

[02:50:12] Ahhhhhhhhhh.

[02:50:15] I fully beat, I will genuinely, I'll put, I'll put sweaty gifted that I beat you right now.

[02:50:20] Free handshake is here with my food!

[02:50:22] Get the fuck in.

[02:50:23] What's his name?

[02:50:25] Free handshake.

[02:50:26] Free handshake.

[02:50:27] I'll put me all that way.

[02:50:29] That was not his name.

[02:50:30] Not his name, jazz, I'm fucking respect.

[02:50:32] Sorry.

[02:50:33] No, I mean we can, we can play, we can have a free, sir.

[02:50:37] Mate.

[02:50:37] Oh, I see, sir, that's the same.

[02:50:38] I'm sorry, Jakey just said 20 gifted that he'll beat me.

[02:50:41] So let's get it on.

[02:50:42] Oh yeah, I'll let you guys watch out for them.

[02:50:44] Oh.

[02:50:46] Let me tell me PlayStation only, huh?

[02:50:47] Is he, is he, that's a lot of thin, by the way.

[02:50:49] He's not getting out of this now.

[02:50:51] Yeah, easy, mate.

[02:50:52] First of all.

[02:50:52] Have you actually lost the plot?

[02:50:54] Oh, I swear down, swear down, I beat you.

[02:51:08] you

[02:51:38] you

[02:52:08] you

[02:52:38] you

[02:53:08] you

[02:53:38] you

[02:54:08] you

[02:54:38] you

[02:55:08] you

[02:55:38] you

[02:56:08] you

[02:56:38] You

[02:57:03] Click on my name at the bottom

[02:57:08] Go on, Alfie.

[02:57:10] Right.

[02:57:12] I can take some cool rinks.

[02:57:14] Make them cool.

[02:57:16] We're going to do a five-minute game.

[02:57:18] All right, first to three.

[02:57:20] What was that, sorry?

[02:57:22] Five-minute game.

[02:57:24] A five-minute game? Absolutely no problem.

[02:57:26] I've been dead since.

[02:57:28] I know those words lovely. Thank you.

[02:57:30] Go on, early, you sexy bitch.

[02:57:32] Thank you very much, Hayley. Go on, Alfie.

[02:57:34] Look off.

[02:57:36] can't go to him Chaz

[02:57:38] Oh

[02:57:39] The fucking what part is there?

[02:57:40] Someone dead?

[02:57:41] I've turned rumble off

[02:57:42] Oh he's rumble on

[02:57:43] Oh rumble's off

[02:57:44] He's not using it just don't use rumble

[02:57:46] No no no I've left I've left

[02:57:48] Back out back out

[02:57:49] This kid has big settings of a day

[02:57:54] Play

[02:57:55] Private match

[02:57:56] Private match

[02:57:57] Where did you even see?

[02:58:00] Oh rumble you take the settings there you go

[02:58:06] It's gonna pop off when Jin starts magically lagging in a minute.

[02:58:13] I could give you a free Nile star and I'll still beat you.

[02:58:19] Don't do that, man.

[02:58:21] Well, how much extra do I get if I win?

[02:58:23] No, no, no.

[02:58:24] No, it's not a gift, mate.

[02:58:25] No, I'll keep it to what it was.

[02:58:27] Well, I thought you were confident.

[02:58:29] I am.

[02:58:30] But I'm not going to give myself free gold if I'm not going to gain anything extra.

[02:58:35] Alright, let's go, are you ready?

[02:58:37] Yeah.

[02:58:38] Me versus Jakey Davis.

[02:58:41] Ladies and gentlemen, let's get it all!

[02:58:45] Start your entrance!

[02:58:50] Right, the winner of this play-beat, by the way.

[02:58:52] It's a good luck.

[02:58:53] Is he gonna need it?

[02:58:59] Here we go.

[02:59:00] It's always tough in the middle.

[02:59:02] Big part on the ball.

[02:59:03] Jakey takes it.

[02:59:04] Jake, you've got a chance to score.

[02:59:06] All of us, ladies and gentlemen.

[02:59:09] Oh, Jakey Davis, Jakey Davis.

[02:59:22] Oh, what?

[02:59:25] Oh, come on!

[02:59:33] EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY!

[02:59:39] Mean fuck all, mean absolutely fuck all.

[02:59:48] I'm lagging again, it's alright, I'm still coming and I'll be in.

[02:59:51] I've ended up on a wall.

[03:00:03] you

[03:00:33] you

[03:01:03] you

[03:01:33] you

[03:02:03] you

[03:02:33] Hello Jake.

[03:02:36] Hi.

[03:02:37] Now you can get your head start.

[03:03:02] Now you've got your head start, now I'm turning it on.

[03:03:04] Ah, nice, I've been waiting for that.

[03:03:11] Shot and goal though, innit?

[03:03:12] Oh, wow!

[03:03:14] Oh, my God!

[03:03:16] Oh, thank you so much, Mark.

[03:03:18] It's all gone quiet over there!

[03:03:22] It's all gone quiet over there!

[03:03:25] It's all gone quiet!

[03:03:27] All gone quiet!

[03:03:28] All gone quiet over there!

[03:03:32] Surely it can't be double digits. No, it can't be. How's he done that?

[03:03:39] Wow. What, you can't do an overhead kick. That is incredible save.

[03:03:50] Go on Jake, go on Jake. Go on Jake. Oh no, oh no, oh no. Go on Jake.

[03:03:58] Right, you need to get boost.

[03:03:59] You don't need to get boost.

[03:04:02] You need to get the boosts.

[03:04:04] You need to get the boosts.

[03:04:04] I'm gonna start by the save, man.

[03:04:06] The save from the P-Roller.

[03:04:08] How about you just fucking save this one, then?

[03:04:10] Fuck off!

[03:04:15] Who's the nabad in the hat?

[03:04:18] Who's the nabad?

[03:04:19] Who's the nabad?

[03:04:21] Who's the nabad in the hat?

[03:04:23] Who's the nabad in the hat?

[03:04:27] Who's the Narbad? Who's the Narbad? Who's the Narbad in the hat?

[03:04:32] Just for context, Jake is sat there on a Santa's hat.

[03:04:36] Yes, he is.

[03:04:40] Big touch.

[03:04:41] Nice, got that to you.

[03:04:44] To me, it's only 8-0.

[03:04:46] Exactly, it's only 8-0.

[03:04:49] Whoa, great save there from Jake here.

[03:04:51] Really good, that Jake.

[03:04:57] Just had an open goal to shoot in.

[03:05:00] OK.

[03:05:01] TAKE THAT!

[03:05:02] Oh my God.

[03:05:04] Ha ha ha!

[03:05:05] No, I'm more of a team player, do you know what I mean? I'm more of a...

[03:05:09] I'm more of a champ's creator.

[03:05:10] Go on, Jake, you're hindering him.

[03:05:13] Nice, Jake.

[03:05:14] What are you doing?

[03:05:17] Oh, serve it, Jake.

[03:05:19] Do you want 10?

[03:05:21] Shall we go for 10?

[03:05:23] 9-0 down on your big day out 9-0 down on your big day out 9-0 down on your big day out 9-0 down on your big day out

[03:05:37] We ain't jakey davis we ain't jakey davis we ain't jakey davis

[03:05:47] I reckon Junji beat me 5-0 it won't be as bad as this

[03:05:51] What was that, was that, normally?

[03:05:52] What?! No!

[03:05:53] Cos you were shit yesterday, so why not shit today?

[03:05:56] Cos I've got a British, I've got a British

[03:05:57] Not you, challenge the fucking ginger one!

[03:06:02] The G?

[03:06:03] The G of the day

[03:06:04] At the end of the day, it sounds like a gay man

[03:06:05] This is what he gets off of

[03:06:07] Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[03:06:15] Who put the ball in Jakey's net?

[03:06:18] Who put the ball in Jakey's net?

[03:06:20] Put the ball in Jake is net after fucking team dead the entire team of it

[03:06:31] Double digits is rough Jake it go get the boost Jake awesome. Okay, go on Jake

[03:06:38] Go on Jake. Oh, I know that mate. Go on go on

[03:06:45] Great save that well done mate

[03:06:48] I think I'm safe. I'm watching.

[03:06:55] I'm still watching. Don't give up.

[03:06:57] Yeah, Jake. Don't give up. Oh,

[03:06:58] nearly. Can you get there? No.

[03:06:59] You're giving it your best shot.

[03:07:00] You're taking that. So that

[03:07:01] matters, eh? 11.

[03:07:02] This is like watching United

[03:07:03] at Old Trappard. This is bad.

[03:07:04] This may be even unfilled.

[03:07:05] We'll actually beat him to

[03:07:06] one on field. So. No,

[03:07:08] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[03:07:09] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[03:07:10] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[03:07:11] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[03:07:12] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[03:07:13] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[03:07:14] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[03:07:15] We'll literally beat him to one-hand field, sir.

[03:07:17] No, not last year.

[03:07:19] The year before, there was a seven, no?

[03:07:22] Go on, nothing.

[03:07:24] Last go-wins, last go-wins!

[03:07:28] Oh, no.

[03:07:29] Jake, Jake, go on!

[03:07:31] Go on, Jake.

[03:07:32] Go on, Jake.

[03:07:34] That's it, Jake.

[03:07:37] Oh, go on, Jake.

[03:07:39] Team straws, we're trying to play this.

[03:07:41] Do one, nothing, do one, nothing.

[03:07:42] Do one, nothing, all right.

[03:07:44] There's no way you're gonna give me 40 give Jake Jake

[03:07:49] Lock him up Jake lock him you are making he said it now. He said it now ready up. Oh my god. Oh

[03:07:56] My wife you got that how do an early payout if it goes wrong

[03:08:01] No, you just said double or nothing. No, yeah, no, so it's an early payout if it's

[03:08:06] Quick hold on. I'm gonna look at the quickest way to lose 200 pound

[03:08:11] Oh

[03:08:13] Right, I'm about right you can

[03:08:17] Will do the blow nothing, but I can't aerial

[03:08:21] Okay

[03:08:22] All right, so you can't jump

[03:08:24] No, I can jump I can't boost and jump. Okay

[03:08:28] taking making donations

[03:08:31] Come on. I got this. All right. Good luck. Are we ready?

[03:08:39] This is gonna be a GK watch

[03:08:43] I like an underdog story. Now, let's get some chance going in the chat. Come on. I need this chat

[03:08:50] I know I don't do that. Anyway, but he's an idiot. He's got no chance, but we can fucking out. Of course we can

[03:08:57] All right, use him. Yes

[03:08:59] Wait, I'm not in. I'm not in. Fuck. I have to restart. I'll restart. I'll give you a goal. I'll give you a goal

[03:09:06] I'll give you a goal. No, I will give you a goal

[03:09:10] Okay

[03:09:13] All right, private match, have you got a title Jake?

[03:09:20] Yeah.

[03:09:21] Yeah, I'm up a little bit.

[03:09:24] All right, sweet.

[03:09:26] Yeah.

[03:09:27] All I'm going to admit it, the bet's frozen.

[03:09:30] What?

[03:09:31] The bet's froze.

[03:09:32] What do you mean the bet's froze?

[03:09:34] Oh, Sky, I bet you can't catch out or anything if it's froze.

[03:09:38] Right, go on.

[03:09:39] Go on the score.

[03:09:41] I will do

[03:09:52] Yeah, that's it. What no Jakey Davis

[03:09:58] Now if you see on the replay

[03:10:01] Goes for the other post in nice shot

[03:10:05] I've also got a really sick idea for later on a few boys fancy it

[03:10:11] I'll share in due course.

[03:10:12] Nice, just one more like that, thank you.

[03:10:16] There goes the goal!

[03:10:18] What the fuck, sorry, Joe.

[03:10:19] HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[03:10:20] How's he hung up?

[03:10:22] He's your fucking shit.

[03:10:24] He's gone to jump earlier, then.

[03:10:26] Pardon?

[03:10:27] No, I should jump into them all, then.

[03:10:29] Er, not really, not necessarily.

[03:10:30] Stoke your pad with your arms, mate.

[03:10:32] It's every day.

[03:10:32] Ha!

[03:10:35] This isn't just a Rocket League issue, this is an every game issue.

[03:10:37] Yeah.

[03:10:39] It's a bit dick, lad.

[03:10:40] He's blowing me up, he's blowing me up though!

[03:10:46] Oh you fucking bastard!

[03:10:47] Oh that one they can't-

[03:10:48] No!

[03:10:55] Go on Jake!

[03:10:59] BAM!

[03:11:00] Oh my god!

[03:11:05] You know the standards are low and we're all more go- oh my god in that.

[03:11:10] I appreciate you putting it in for me mate. Thank you Jake, I appreciate that a lot mate.

[03:11:18] Fucking legend. Just to make it a bit quicker, thank you for that one mate. I appreciate

[03:11:21] you putting it in for me. Good lad you Jake, he's not true what they say. You're a good

[03:11:25] lad.

[03:11:26] We'll do 1st or 5.

[03:11:27] Alright we'll do 1st or 5. Are you alright with that Jake?

[03:11:29] Yeah.

[03:11:30] Oh I'm lagging, brilliant. She's probably scored. Oh no.

[03:11:35] I've lagged by the way, oh score, there we go, nice, I couldn't even sell.

[03:11:49] Oh, it's fucking good.

[03:11:54] You definitely can mate, it's just that your shit, it's like in real life you can need

[03:12:03] over and kicking football can't

[03:12:05] you but if you're trying it

[03:12:07] probably gonna come off.

[03:12:09] I like that one. Thank you.

[03:12:11] Go out here. Get the boost.

[03:12:13] Wait for the boss to come down.

[03:12:15] Jake, you're gonna miss it.

[03:12:17] Then I'll just tap it.

[03:12:19] That's four. One.

[03:12:21] I'm trying to get the 40 in now.

[03:12:23] No.

[03:12:25] I'm not a bad.

[03:12:27] You said it was frozen.

[03:12:29] Come on. You get a 40 in

[03:12:31] I know what I know what I need to do now, go on I'll have a shot from this then, I like it mate, right, finish this up James, I want a fucking gamer, are you going to finish yet?

[03:12:51] right. But it's fun though, isn't it?

[03:12:54] Just like, you know what I mean?

[03:12:56] Taking a piss out of him, like.

[03:12:57] It's hard to watch, honestly.

[03:12:58] He's looking down at pisses.

[03:12:59] It's hard over there.

[03:13:00] It's hard over there to describe it.

[03:13:02] It's like watching a dog who can't swim down, isn't it?

[03:13:08] You know that he needs severe help,

[03:13:10] otherwise he's not going to go the way they want.

[03:13:14] Yeah, that's the...

[03:13:15] Oh, I like that one.

[03:13:18] Someone needs to get in there quick and save the dog

[03:13:27] Like why why am I not scoring here it's not jake

[03:13:35] Excellent I've lagged brilliant probably scored

[03:13:39] No way he's not got how the hell

[03:13:42] What is actually going on my game though? Seriously? I

[03:13:46] Think I'm just getting spammed. You know that's a thing

[03:13:48] Let me end this. Get me 40 again. Imagine he could buck it beats me because I'm like

[03:13:57] it man. I don't think that's possible. Now I've got the e-frame mate it's not my connection

[03:14:05] my connection is fine. Look my ping's 24 and my ping's 13.

[03:14:10] So does it matter what vehicle you have? Like do you want a chunky vehicle?

[03:14:17] Depends really. I don't really think it does it. But some vehicles move, obviously a bit

[03:14:22] worder, a bit better. I wouldn't say better.

[03:14:25] Oh my god, Jakey! Oh, he...

[03:14:28] Jakey, you've got to be... Oh, no.

[03:14:31] Go on, Ellie Loaf! I've got a five gifted, I'll let you're a fucking legend!

[03:14:35] I appreciate that. Absolute goat. Thank you very much, Ellie. Go on, Jakey, you

[03:14:39] I'm lucky mate. What are you doing? What are you doing?

[03:14:44] Aww, what are you trying to put it in for me then? Try again then.

[03:14:49] Aww, game over. GG's. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. 40 gifted. He's lost.

[03:14:55] 40 gifted? Just like that.

[03:15:01] Double or nothing. You want to do a double or nothing for 80 gifted?

[03:15:05] I want the blood.

[03:15:07] Nah, if you wanted a double or nothing for 80 gifted, I've got no problem whatsoever.

[03:15:11] What else do you want me to do? Not be able to boost?

[03:15:17] Double or nothing, you can't see the controller.

[03:15:20] I think, let's see, I think I'll be able to cut you through all that.

[03:15:23] Tata, is there any way here? What do you think?

[03:15:25] What do you think?

[03:15:28] I think you're a fucking idiot.

[03:15:30] I think you need blood, Jake.

[03:15:32] I need guards, want them?

[03:15:38] Are we still going to play here? I'm still lagging.

[03:15:40] Nah, back out.

[03:15:43] Are you happy to back out, Jake?

[03:15:46] No, not really, no, because the clock's not done.

[03:15:48] Oh, okay, we've got to keep playing then.

[03:15:50] Anything could happen.

[03:15:52] Exactly.

[03:15:53] I don't have to get on and touch someone there on 5 or 8.

[03:16:04] Why?

[03:16:05] Give me, give me lessons.

[03:16:08] Mate.

[03:16:09] I'll tell you what you want to do, you want off of your mates, what you're getting to

[03:16:12] play in, right?

[03:16:13] Then when he beats you, just, just take the text that he can give you.

[03:16:17] OHHHHH

[03:16:23] Still lagging

[03:16:26] This is my goal

[03:16:28] OHHHHH

[03:16:32] You're being spammed, I'm fucking fully aware of that mate, thank you

[03:16:36] Not much I can do right now

[03:16:43] I'm getting that one, I'm getting that one

[03:16:44] You're putting with that safe

[03:16:45] you know, it's. You know, I

[03:16:51] I'll give you a nice feeling.

[03:16:54] Go on, Jake. Make it six. Two.

[03:16:58] Gawd. Jake.

[03:17:01] What time do we kick off?

[03:17:03] 8 o'clock.

[03:17:06] Come on the boy. I'll play.

[03:17:09] I'll play you.

[03:17:12] You played me for 10?

[03:17:15] Come on, it's Christmas, Jake.

[03:17:24] Fucking have that, mate.

[03:17:29] Jets.

[03:17:32] Jakes.

[03:17:36] Ooh!

[03:17:38] Right, thank you very much, mate.

[03:17:40] Alternately, it says chazzle one.

[03:17:43] Yeah, Jakey, come on, mate.

[03:17:45] 16-2 over 2 games, mate.

[03:17:47] Oh, I've got one, one, one, one, viewers.

[03:17:50] Oh, my God, that's so cool.

[03:17:52] You've got one.

[03:17:53] I've got one, one, one, one, viewers.

[03:17:56] There's 1,018 for me.

[03:17:58] Oh, that's a 1,1,1 for me.

[03:17:59] What do you mean on 6-5?

[03:18:01] Chelsea have decided not to proceed with Antoine's

[03:18:04] so many a deal after making an inquiry early today in here,

[03:18:07] and the anguaging was not happy with them signing every single person.

[03:18:10] The club had decided to back out

[03:18:11] I want to make it fair on all the parties involved.

[03:18:14] Interesting.

[03:18:18] Firefly.

[03:18:19] Now, would you rather have the Forti-Gitzi in one go, or across three month period?

[03:18:24] Er, just in one go, do you mate?

[03:18:28] Do you do, Kleiner?

[03:18:29] Nope.

[03:18:33] There's been a one-time payment, then?

[03:18:37] Just the one time, if that's all right, yeah.

[03:18:39] Are you hostage?

[03:18:40] I am indeed

[03:18:42] Me if we do 10 a month partakers to what match

[03:18:46] Yeah, but we can't do that Clan is showing down fucking chat lot the fucking

[03:18:50] Get it in get it in Jakey Davis get him in get him in I say

[03:18:57] Get him in get him in Jakey Davis playing rocket League the fucking shit way

[03:19:05] shit

[03:19:06] I'll turn off my

[03:19:08] I don't know if you can hear me.

[03:19:18] Are you sure?

[03:19:22] Positive.

[03:19:23] I don't know if you can hear me.

[03:19:26] This is party Christmas present though.

[03:19:35] What's it now? What more game for Christmas, Jake?

[03:19:41] It depends when you've been here.

[03:19:42] Jakey! Third or fourth, you gifted me. Obviously, you did lose that.

[03:19:47] From just getting beat 16-2 on Rocket League.

[03:19:52] It's a bit awkward, isn't it?

[03:19:54] I'm going to put a heart-to-heart look back on myself against you, James.

[03:19:57] I burst. I wouldn't say this is separate, as you think.

[03:20:01] That was a different player today.

[03:20:04] You saw shit yesterday, but it's all good today.

[03:20:08] You told to me

[03:20:11] Yeah, but he were all right when I played him the other day. I was we want to talk

[03:20:15] Oh, that is true. You beat him. Yeah, no, he didn't it. Okay

[03:20:20] Right, I need to figure out why I'm lagging I need to figure out what you call it

[03:20:25] Like how I turn off notifications chat. Can you help me? I have to my notifications off

[03:20:31] Have you got a problem on your screens screen still? Yeah, that's what I mean

[03:20:34] Okay, what you wanna do?

[03:20:36] You wanna hide your screen?

[03:20:38] Yep.

[03:20:39] You wanna go to settings?

[03:20:40] No, I'm not about PlayStation, I'm not about Rocket League.

[03:20:43] That's what I'm saying.

[03:20:44] Oh. Yeah.

[03:20:46] So you wanna go on Rocket League?

[03:20:48] Yep.

[03:20:49] Oh, Salt Ginger, you're on East Asian servers.

[03:20:52] Now, wonder you're lacking, mate?

[03:20:54] I ain't got a clue. I ain't got a clue, James.

[03:20:56] Oh, my God.

[03:20:57] Ginger, you're playing on East Asia servers.

[03:20:59] Asia East tournament scheduled region.

[03:21:01] Someone's taking the piss here.

[03:21:03] You're lacking me who the fucking like him in a fucking Tokyo

[03:21:09] That's

[03:21:11] That's the wrong region nine it

[03:21:15] Yeah, I think you was in

[03:21:22] Yeah, I think

[03:21:26] Thank you, thank you

[03:21:33] I didn't like the people that even if that was it you have had a fucking good run

[03:21:38] Cheers man. I appreciate it. I'm just too good to why why rocket league fix me fucking playstations in the fucking street in Bangladesh

[03:21:44] right

[03:21:46] Bangladesh is also in that is also in the is bangladesh

[03:21:52] Bangladesh in East Asia and then he decided to go with yes it is it is not

[03:21:58] Bangladesh is not in East Asia, it's actually located in South Asia.

[03:22:02] Specifically, it is situated in the eastern part of the South Asian subcontinent.

[03:22:07] So what you've done, legends, is you've just been racist.

[03:22:10] No, I've not.

[03:22:13] Cos I... Oh, I've just realised, I've just realised, I said Bangladesh, didn't I?

[03:22:19] Yes, you did say Bangladesh, and we were talking about East Asia.

[03:22:22] Yeah.

[03:22:23] One more time, Jack! One more time! Let's get the fuck in!

[03:22:26] What country have you guys checked out the videos? Hello, but she advising team has arrived.

[03:22:37] We have had reports of some an accident that has happened. Um, so miscommunication, mobile

[03:22:46] bomb whistle. Would you like to elaborate on what you just said, please? Yeah, I've

[03:22:51] got confused and I've actually accidentally said a bangladesh is in East Asia.

[03:23:00] Right, right. Yeah. Now that does happen quite a lot. Now what happens is obviously yes, we are

[03:23:10] brown in age, the majority are, you know, brown. And but no, a bangladesh is actually so if you

[03:23:19] look at a compass north east south south is where all the brown people are at yes

[03:23:30] and where i don't know about this so don't ask me these questions all right so so technically

[03:23:37] i'm pretty sure pangladesh is southeast asia common common misconception common

[03:23:44] and misconception but you know sometimes okay yeah it's because you said

[03:23:49] south east then I've just thought east Asia yeah yeah it happens yeah don't worry

[03:23:54] you have been saved for today have a good day gentlemen bye bye thank you very

[03:24:00] much what was your name sorry Bangladesh the advising team first name

[03:24:04] Bangladesh last name advising team good night thank you mr. Bangladesh I

[03:24:07] I just check out my hat and believe Mr. Bangladesh

[03:24:18] As I was saying as I was saying

[03:24:23] Jakey I don't turn up occasions off. I don't know Rouser songs you alert box

[03:24:31] Pardon wait, what do you got?

[03:24:33] What have you got to work on for?

[03:24:35] Do you have to like, friend requests and stuff like that?

[03:24:39] Looks both, mate.

[03:24:43] Yours is usually white though.

[03:24:49] Right, nobody know how to do it.

[03:24:52] What are you trying to tell me about?

[03:24:54] Interface, where's interface?

[03:24:56] Oh, are you trying to tell me off a rocket, mate?

[03:24:58] Yes.

[03:24:59] Right, go into interface.

[03:25:01] Oh, oh, oh, I've got it on our own. There we go. Thank you. Thank you chat

[03:25:08] Right am I playing you now just yeah, you're about to get fucking through didn't I?

[03:25:21] Oh

[03:25:23] WOOOOOOAAAHHHHH

[03:25:25] THE HELL

[03:25:27] What the hell?

[03:25:29] Right, you got Team Chantan and Team Jakey

[03:25:31] There's a bit of a first one that Team Jakey sees

[03:25:33] It's not, we won yesterday

[03:25:35] Oh, I'm in a shit car

[03:25:43] I like it again, I don't get it

[03:25:45] Oh, here we go

[03:25:47] Come on, Chas

[03:25:49] Can we make a finger that if you score what I like, it's really bad

[03:25:52] You don't get it

[03:25:59] Yeah, I can't play in this

[03:26:01] No way. Come on Chaz. Chaz can't play in this, I have to leave

[03:26:07] So you're forfeiting. He's forfeiting. There's no way. 10 gifted. He's forfeited

[03:26:13] 10 gifted 1-0. Get the fuck in!

[03:26:16] Come on! That's like Bruno put his hands in the air going

[03:26:19] I can't hear these boots. I'm not playing in these boots, I quit.

[03:26:22] Ten, that's ten gifted.

[03:26:24] That's ten gifted, that.

[03:26:25] You can't double nothing, though.

[03:26:28] My chatter sound, you're not even lagging.

[03:26:30] Not even. I'm lagging.

[03:26:34] I don't understand why, like, Europe.

[03:26:40] Sha, is he lagging?

[03:26:41] I don't... Chance Europe. Yeah, no, I was in Europe, so that's what I mean.

[03:26:49] I

[03:26:51] Put all these down to medium see what happens. He's freezing. I thought I was didn't ask how cold he was

[03:26:58] I don't get it

[03:27:02] Name play kitchen quality gators

[03:27:07] Re-start the game right let me restart the game

[03:27:10] My Jakey Johnny play for 10 or no from now. Jakey. Yes

[03:27:15] I heard rumors that you'd refuse to do someone as cameo once

[03:27:21] That's not true at all. I don't refuse to do any cameo

[03:27:25] Interesting

[03:27:33] Re-test your Wi-Fi connection to your PS

[03:27:45] We play for 10, Jake.

[03:27:47] On him?

[03:27:48] And we play for 10 gifted.

[03:27:50] Can't do ya?

[03:27:52] Oh.

[03:27:55] I probably shouldn't though, should I?

[03:27:58] I've done me, I've done me, I've done me, I've done me daily. Would ya already?

[03:28:02] You're drawing.

[03:28:03] God of fucking drawing.

[03:28:06] You're losing 2-0.

[03:28:08] You're losing 2-0.

[03:28:09] No.

[03:28:09] Yeah, the 2-0's are still gonna get you, you hook play.

[03:28:11] Oh my god, you're fucking shit.

[03:28:14] Right.

[03:28:15] Right, you watch them Charles and it's our title. Sorry. Hold on a minute

[03:28:28] You're but I feel my way

[03:28:36] Yes, come on to one get a fucking

[03:28:39] Wait, so you didn't see one?

[03:28:41] Yeah, yeah.

[03:28:41] Jake didn't do my cameo expiring.

[03:28:43] Ella, I do apologize.

[03:28:44] I generally, I try and do everything in one, but I got...

[03:28:48] Oh no!

[03:28:49] Yeah.

[03:29:09] I hope you're right.

[03:29:16] Yes!

[03:29:20] Yes!

[03:29:25] Come on Susan!

[03:29:27] Come on!

[03:29:29] Come on for 10 giftin'

[03:29:30] Come on, look in.

[03:29:31] You will, I will, you will.

[03:29:36] Yes!

[03:29:38] I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it.

[03:29:40] I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it.

[03:29:42] Jakey, come on mate!

[03:29:46] I've got nothing left!

[03:29:50] Oh, just fuck off!

[03:29:51] No, the ball!

[03:29:54] No!

[03:29:55] I can't go home with a ball!

[03:30:01] Yes! Oh my god, my god, my god.

[03:30:03] Over your head!

[03:30:04] Yes!

[03:30:06] No!

[03:30:08] No! Fuck, fuck at least.

[03:30:33] Oh no.

[03:30:36] Fucking!

[03:30:38] Oh my god, come on, let's get back.

[03:31:05] Oh my god, blocking chat.

[03:31:12] It is with this, so yeah, you're going on verbal.

[03:31:15] Yes!

[03:31:16] Quick, quick, quick!

[03:31:21] No!

[03:31:22] Oh my god!

[03:31:24] Oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot.

[03:31:27] No!

[03:31:28] No!

[03:31:29] No!

[03:31:30] No!

[03:31:31] No!

[03:31:32] No!

[03:31:33] 3-3! 3-3! 3-3! 3-3! 3-3! 3-3!

[03:31:39] 3-3, okay.

[03:31:40] Fucks sake!

[03:31:52] YAAAAS!

[03:31:54] Oh fucks sake!

[03:31:55] Oh fucks sake!

[03:31:56] It's 3-2, that's 4-3.

[03:31:59] What?

[03:32:01] It's 4-3.

[03:32:02] I started with with the new head start. It's 4x4.

[03:32:27] YESSS! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

[03:32:32] for four! Come on! Get in!

[03:32:40] Oh, oh my god, there's no way.

[03:32:50] No! No!

[03:32:53] You got so lucky at the matches! Fuck!

[03:32:57] Oh my god. Oh my god. No way. That was so lucky. It bounced perfectly. Come on. Stay

[03:33:08] and go. Hang on. Hang on. Oh my god. No. Double up and double up and try to get it.

[03:33:17] No, I don't think. Double up and double up and. Okay. Okay. Fuck. Oh, it's not

[03:33:23] I'm just going to play Jake.

[03:33:28] Me and you actually have really good games.

[03:33:31] Just ready up I think.

[03:33:35] I lost to him before as well.

[03:33:39] Why are you putting GT?

[03:33:43] Can we do another prediction please?

[03:33:48] Oh, that's so lucky again.

[03:33:53] I'll believe it.

[03:33:55] No.

[03:33:58] What is this part of?

[03:34:05] Do a good play.

[03:34:18] No, you blow.

[03:34:26] Do we use in the chat?

[03:34:30] No.

[03:34:34] No.

[03:34:35] No.

[03:34:36] No.

[03:34:37] No.

[03:34:38] No.

[03:34:39] How did I miss? How did I miss?

[03:34:43] How did I miss? How did I miss?

[03:34:47] Is it Josh?

[03:34:51] Oh my god.

[03:34:55] Oh my god!

[03:34:59] It's four minutes left. It's way gifted coming in, shout!

[03:35:09] Not yet, buddy

[03:35:26] Yes, come on come on chat. Sorry chat. Sorry chat

[03:35:32] Okay, okay

[03:35:39] of

[03:36:04] Come on, come on, don't let it slip now, don't let it slip now, don't let it slip.

[03:36:30] Oh my god no!

[03:36:39] Noooo!

[03:36:40] Fuck you now!

[03:36:41] All these guys have got up my mistakes!

[03:36:42] Come on!

[03:36:43] Let's go, go ahead!

[03:36:44] All these guys have my mistakes.

[03:36:50] Come on.

[03:36:56] Let's go, go in.

[03:37:00] Come on, let's go! Come on!

[03:37:03] Oh man, how the fuck is this still going?

[03:37:06] Come on.

[03:37:09] What score is it?

[03:37:10] What score is it?

[03:37:14] You're a jammy, little fucking cop!

[03:37:18] Every kick-up at full speed!

[03:37:20] That's not jammy, man!

[03:37:21] That's not jammy, it leaves you land right in front of you!

[03:37:23] That's not skill, I've jumped him a bit.

[03:37:25] That is not skill! That is not skill!

[03:37:27] Every kick-up or score, he just gets a jammy fucking bounce.

[03:37:31] I lost him the other day as well. I'm fucking shit.

[03:37:46] Are you worse than Jakey Davis, Joss? I think I might be.

[03:37:50] And this is the guy, by the way, that said he's silently confident against me.

[03:37:55] He's playing a lot better, I think he's won that now.

[03:38:08] He's won that now after fucking getting pumped 16-2, has he? Yeah, he might have.

[03:38:13] Shit.

[03:38:14] Fucking quality. Come on. Four-four. Come on!

[03:38:17] This is not what that is.

[03:38:19] Has he doubled or nothing?

[03:38:52] You can tell they're both locked in there, can't you?

[03:39:01] Jakey needs a goal.

[03:39:02] Try to look into find that extended one to really give him that breathing space that

[03:39:05] he needs.

[03:39:06] Jakey needs to, if anything, just focus on not missing the ball as he does really

[03:39:10] well there.

[03:39:11] Try to really get him back.

[03:39:13] Jakey.

[03:39:14] Come on!

[03:39:15] Oh my God.

[03:39:16] Jakey Davis makes it 5-5.

[03:39:17] Oh my goodness.

[03:39:18] What are you doing?

[03:39:19] good now it comes to the kickoff call

[03:39:24] that Chaz has made he's been struggling

[03:39:25] with Chaz let's the ball go Jakey runs

[03:39:34] on to it knowing that he's got these

[03:39:35] backs to go now here we really really

[03:39:40] look to see if we can find the gap in

[03:39:43] the market for Chaz to expose and he

[03:39:44] hits it over jakey ballboss is back

[03:39:47] to him jakey tries to aerial doesn't

[03:39:49] miss it. So he does miss it. Now it's 56 extra gold, Jakey Davis for on goal for 20 gifted.

[03:39:56] Jakey Davis 6-5.

[03:39:58] No, fuck, control of disconnected. Fuck. Fuck control of disconnected. Fuck.

[03:40:04] What did you actually do, man? What did you actually do?

[03:40:09] Is it going in? No!

[03:40:12] I've got a feeling Chaz is going to make it 6x there.

[03:40:19] Jakey isn't going enough to see a game out.

[03:40:21] No way you saved that. There's no way.

[03:40:25] You didn't, you just fucking missed the ball.

[03:40:30] You still fought that, like.

[03:40:33] You're still four nightly.

[03:40:43] Oh my god, great dribbling skill there, 15 seconds left.

[03:40:46] Chaz is overcooked, Chaz needs to get that boost.

[03:40:52] Chaz needs to use ball, come on, I don't know what the fuck he's trying.

[03:40:55] Oh my god, what is he trying?

[03:40:58] Why is he not looking at...

[03:41:01] No, we're gonna go in!

[03:41:02] What is he doing? What is he doing?

[03:41:05] What is he doing?

[03:41:06] No, we're gonna go in!

[03:41:09] There's no way I'm gonna go in!

[03:41:11] Triple off in!

[03:41:12] Triple off in!

[03:41:14] Triple off in!

[03:41:15] Chazza, Chazza, I'm watching you play rocket league.

[03:41:17] You give me a fucking brain hemorrhage.

[03:41:19] So does you. What did you play in the other game?

[03:41:21] Oh, mate.

[03:41:22] Oh!

[03:41:26] Oh, no.

[03:41:28] But you wouldn't triple off in Chaz.

[03:41:30] Yeah, yeah, I actually do.

[03:41:32] What?

[03:41:32] I'm gonna get to know.

[03:41:34] I like, I support it.

[03:41:35] That's not your problem.

[03:41:37] It goes to the foot.

[03:41:38] It goes to the foot.

[03:41:38] Jake it, Jake it.

[03:41:39] Put it up, put it up, put it up.

[03:41:40] Jake it, just please take it, mate.

[03:41:43] Okay.

[03:41:44] It's the easiest fucking gift

[03:41:46] that you've ever been a while.

[03:41:47] This is unbelievable.

[03:41:48] Is it? Is it easier?

[03:41:50] Oh, shit.

[03:41:52] I'm better than him.

[03:41:54] Oh my God, I got this.

[03:41:56] No prediction please, chat.

[03:41:57] My goals.

[03:41:58] We see you can thank you so much. You're a goat you meet

[03:42:03] You win is that Bob right here we go. He's going for the real

[03:42:09] Play freeze online you but playing freeze online with you. Yeah, it's a bloody. I think just by a bit of worse now who knows

[03:42:18] He actually knows he was the worst oh my god no

[03:42:28] Come on. Oh my god

[03:42:34] Yeah, I am I'm not jealous

[03:42:49] Why is it that

[03:42:52] Willow stream and I don't think she is that she's she's she's behind me likes

[03:42:58] Do it really does Chaz never use his ball cap like very rarely I mean Willow stream what am I looking at that is Willow though

[03:43:15] Oh you bastard

[03:43:22] Oh my god

[03:43:23] Oh my god, mate, I would honestly love Jakey to win this and Chaz has to give away 40 gifted

[03:43:35] Oh my god Chaz has not spoke a word yet. Only thing Chaz is actually doing is breathing

[03:43:43] at the minute.

[03:43:44] One chance for that.

[03:43:50] Where have you saw that, Lee?

[03:43:57] Mental.

[03:43:58] Trying to get a sorry moment.

[03:44:01] Wait, mate.

[03:44:02] You're not going to be playing a video game with you, mate.

[03:44:05] You're going to be playing a video game with you, mate.

[03:44:09] You might be playing a video game with your mate.

[03:44:13] It's a bit too locked in for my liking.

[03:44:17] Woo!

[03:44:19] The only way Jakey scores is if he gets a look you go.

[03:44:25] Chance is just on the defensive.

[03:44:29] That's all he's in.

[03:44:31] Someone's affecting the darts.

[03:44:33] There's no way that's the new Salford badge.

[03:44:35] What the fuck is that?

[03:44:49] You saw the new Salford badge!

[03:44:51] What?

[03:45:01] He just keeps playing the count because he knows I'm not very good on the ball.

[03:45:12] But I thought the original badge was so cold.

[03:45:19] like it was so cold I loved the original it was so nice

[03:45:29] oh my god fucking cooked

[03:45:32] you fucking

[03:45:35] 3-0 oh come here Jesus makes his first start

[03:45:38] fucking cooked

[03:45:41] 3-0 yeah this is game over this

[03:45:44] it's not why would you say that

[03:45:46] this is your fault you're too much to take it

[03:45:48] Yeah, it's controller you froze you can you're nice controller, right? I froze my car

[03:45:55] Also, jake it you don't go for boosts

[03:45:58] It's over. Oh, it's over.

[03:46:08] It's on. For me.

[03:46:18] Yeah, I've got some fucking dark world number one begging it in the chat to play for now.

[03:46:23] He's coming on

[03:46:32] Free one come on, right open download it look

[03:46:44] I'll leave it

[03:46:46] Oh

[03:46:50] Is it dickhead you're not good you know the 19 bra just smash your fucking head in my ass, bro

[03:47:03] Hey chill that shit joker

[03:47:11] I don't know why you took it to a kid I'm gonna show you

[03:47:16] You shit

[03:47:21] No, right

[03:47:33] Now I played the 10 gifted, yeah

[03:47:37] Just just five the sportsmanship

[03:47:40] Five

[03:47:42] You did 10 with your dad and didn't pay me for it.

[03:47:45] Really?

[03:47:46] Do not talk shit. Do not talk shit.

[03:47:49] What was it that 10 you didn't give me?

[03:47:51] Oh my god!

[03:47:52] You asked me for a 1v1, yeah, we 1v1, right?

[03:47:56] No mention of gifted as soon as he won, he went,

[03:47:58] alright, second gifted.

[03:47:59] He said it after you won.

[03:48:01] Even your chatter back yet?

[03:48:03] They fucking won. Yeah, because they don't like me.

[03:48:06] Because they don't like you.

[03:48:08] I'm still a silly guy.

[03:48:11] Oh fuck, I've been absolutely fucking railed here.

[03:48:16] 7-1 is so embarrassing.

[03:48:21] Won the last two as well.

[03:48:28] Core it, don't chat shit.

[03:48:32] I've won that map.

[03:48:34] I do owe you a dominance to be fair.

[03:48:38] Oh no.

[03:48:41] I'll give you five. I'll give you five. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. It's Christmas in it. In your dreams, you shit little freak.

[03:48:56] 100 bits. Right, that's a little bit. Actually, no, ready up, ready up, cos then James can just join his spectator.

[03:49:02] Is he though? No, I'm not. Yes, invite me.

[03:49:08] Oh, if I start lagging though, I'm calling it off. He's up there.

[03:49:13] No, I'll give you a go.

[03:49:15] Oh, okay.

[03:49:16] Anyway, lads, let me know what you think of this.

[03:49:19] Obviously, we got Fortnite after this as well, right?

[03:49:21] So I've been doing a thing on my chat called GTAHunted, right?

[03:49:26] Basically, if us three were to do it, it's snowing on GTAs now, which is quite festive.

[03:49:31] If us three were to do it right, us three would go off the minimap for two minutes,

[03:49:36] and then we show our screens

[03:49:38] and then there's 267 people.

[03:49:40] We've got to try and get us and the only way they can get us is by punching us to death.

[03:49:46] All right, well, stopping me getting in a jet and flying round.

[03:49:50] Nothing, but they have to get out and beat and punches to death.

[03:49:54] If you do that, you just block him and ban him.

[03:49:56] That's what I've been doing.

[03:49:58] And they can't play again.

[03:50:00] I know for a fact she didn't.

[03:50:30] I've invited me Chaz.

[03:50:32] Do you say honey's a big series on YouTube?

[03:50:35] I have. Yeah, I've seen it on TikTok before.

[03:50:37] No, we're out of the campus of my Australian guy, does it?

[03:50:39] I've invited you.

[03:50:41] Well, fair play then.

[03:50:42] I mean, like that, I'm not going to be some fucking resolution.

[03:50:44] Chaz, you don't need to fucking explain yourself, mate.

[03:50:47] It's a good idea.

[03:50:49] I've requested you to join Chaz.

[03:50:50] Can you accept that, please?

[03:50:51] I've not got a...

[03:50:52] Oh, mate.

[03:50:53] I'm fucking crazy.

[03:50:55] Cheers, mate.

[03:50:57] There you go, mate. Get yourself a...

[03:51:29] Right, here we go.

[03:51:32] It's not undubbling mate.

[03:51:36] We need to make sure we mod the Tskaza or Jinz.

[03:51:40] I'm fucking winning this one, right?

[03:51:42] Right, I'm gonna have a 10 here, yeah?

[03:51:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:51:47] Wawawawawawaw

[03:51:59] bird going into his own net. It's peeing like that one.

[03:52:10] How do I do it, Kaz?

[03:52:11] Oh, fuck.

[03:52:12] I just got this really good tactic of just sitting back.

[03:52:15] It's not a good tactic when you play against someone good though, Jake. That's the difference.

[03:52:19] Yeah, but watch the watch though. You'll wait for you to make a mistake, watch.

[03:52:22] Yep. So don't make a mistake.

[03:52:29] Just a fake.

[03:52:31] Ha ha ha ha.

[03:52:33] You think he's a hell of a man?

[03:52:35] You think he's a hell of a man?

[03:52:37] That's just for sure.

[03:52:39] Ha ha ha!

[03:52:49] Now you can fucking keep the ball down where you want me to.

[03:52:53] Thank you.

[03:52:59] What the fuck have I even just tried there? I don't know why I'm over thinking. I'm just fucking doing it with him. It's a bit thick, lad.

[03:53:04] That's fine. It's just me back into position.

[03:53:10] Good position to be in, then.

[03:53:15] That's fine. It's just me back into position.

[03:53:17] Let's go, Charter!

[03:53:20] I've been dead.

[03:53:22] You've been easily invited?

[03:53:24] Yeah, I can tell.

[03:53:25] How can you...

[03:53:27] What?

[03:53:28] Where'd you lock it at?

[03:53:30] You got a box, come on, do you like that?

[03:53:38] Go on, Charles.

[03:53:41] Go on, Charles.

[03:53:42] Ah, I missed it. I missed it.

[03:53:44] Ah!

[03:53:46] This is a school spot with my hand up.

[03:53:51] Is it my head or am I not? Is it me head?

[03:53:53] Is it me head?

[03:53:55] It's actually so good. It's a

[03:54:02] shame it just kind of fell off a little bit.

[03:54:05] Yeah.

[03:54:08] It's everything these days, haven't it?

[03:54:11] What's that? Sorry, Chaz.

[03:54:16] Chaz? Yeah.

[03:54:18] Fuckin

[03:54:29] Oh

[03:54:33] What better the edge attack you I said

[03:54:38] Skulls that mean what better made is you need your skull. Ah, okay nice

[03:54:43] this. Nice. You've always just

[03:54:51] sex me or do you? Oh, no one.

[03:54:54] Oh, my God. That was actually

[03:54:56] cold. Thank you. No, not from

[03:54:58] you. You know that what I say

[03:55:00] is a fucking unreal safe.

[03:55:03] Not a thing. I didn't get a

[03:55:04] safe for it to be honest.

[03:55:07] Oh, so the one now, the minute

[03:55:09] I was just about to go on.

[03:55:12] You've got this, Chas, Chas, go on the end of that.

[03:55:15] Chas, he's left it too late.

[03:55:16] He's not.

[03:55:18] Oh, Chas.

[03:55:21] Should be in there.

[03:55:22] All right, fuck!

[03:55:25] Ah!

[03:55:26] I've actually been a better player as well.

[03:55:27] Ha ha ha ha!

[03:55:29] I'm better player, Rocket League.

[03:55:31] You want a good, more possession, a more HG?

[03:55:33] Ha ha ha ha!

[03:55:35] I've been a better player, I've made the more chances.

[03:55:37] He's made a more passage in the fucking 80 yard box.

[03:55:41] by far the better player is a fucking scandal

[03:55:46] it's fucking scandalous this time my first for you like a rider

[03:55:56] don't go nothing i think i can beat you i don't like nothing you won't score a goal for the rest of

[03:56:00] this game don't go nothing i want to score no not rush this game for the next one all right okay

[03:56:06] I'm sorry. What's up, Jake?

[03:56:12] Um, listen to this. I'm seeing

[03:56:15] Jake in Liverpool Christmas

[03:56:17] Marcus asking for a picture. He

[03:56:19] said 10 gifted. Power's gone to

[03:56:21] his head. Sounds about right.

[03:56:23] It's not the first time saw that

[03:56:24] on the tip. So that's the

[03:56:26] 20. Oh, he's lying for

[03:56:30] chance. You weren't playing.

[03:56:32] I wasn't even. I didn't even

[03:56:33] have the pad in the hands.

[03:56:35] No, no, no, no, that's just that's auto-drive.

[03:56:37] Auto-drive? Oh, I forgot, that's something in season, yeah.

[03:56:40] It is?

[03:56:41] Yeah, season 21, yeah.

[03:56:48] Right, a bit of a bad shot.

[03:56:50] We might as well just reset this now, shouldn't we?

[03:56:52] Shall we reset it now?

[03:56:53] Oh, fuck, I'm lacking.

[03:56:55] Oh, fucking, like that, I have to restart now.

[03:56:57] Oh, you're like, no, no, I've got you three seconds.

[03:56:58] Just watch your forfeit.

[03:57:00] No, I haven't. That's a fucking...

[03:57:01] What that is, that's motion blur.

[03:57:03] I'll get my kinshi there, come on and dabble that in, I'll fucking win this.

[03:57:13] I'll take it, I'm already double enough actually, I'll just take it ten.

[03:57:19] What?

[03:57:20] I'll just take it ten.

[03:57:22] You won, you won.

[03:57:24] No, no I will.

[03:57:25] I won't give them.

[03:57:27] Sorry!

[03:57:28] That ain't an option.

[03:57:30] an option. Oh, is I have to do nothing to get any sums at all? Yeah, I just pressed X to

[03:57:36] doubt mate. You ain't getting away with nothing. We've made it.

[03:57:41] Jake you need to leave. Oh my god. Double up nothing, but if I win you've got to buy

[03:57:54] me a dinosaur. That's fair. Pardon? If I win you've got to buy me a dinosaur. But

[03:57:59] for you when you get 20 gifted now my focus look the nuke if I beat Chasaray you've got to buy me a

[03:58:05] dynasty is all right

[03:58:09] mate you got 400 K scan on the jungle

[03:58:13] what it was just a little chat shit that's why we did it about me I wouldn't

[03:58:20] No, you know what mate fuck it you've got five hundred grand

[03:58:32] Fucking little ginger nut biscuit in the bed

[03:58:38] You start with a stone

[03:58:39] Yeah, I can't look at Jake is still fucking being a knob

[03:58:42] Yeah, Kim his chin looks like a fucking melted pot of Ben and Jerry's anyway fucking kick him

[03:58:50] There we go. Yes, that's what's that, that's where it's from.

[03:58:54] Are you going for a piss?

[03:59:02] Yeah, he's gone for a piss.

[03:59:04] Shadow, what score do you want it to beat?

[03:59:06] Now, what score do you want?

[03:59:07] Do you want five, six, seven, eight, nine?

[03:59:09] How many do you want?

[03:59:11] Fuck off, Lee.

[03:59:15] Yeah, fuck off your weirdos.

[03:59:17] Six and seven, no worries.

[03:59:20] Whoa, whoa, whoa, he's kicked me, yeah.

[03:59:24] He's fucking knocking, he's fucking knocking.

[03:59:26] You ready, Chas?

[03:59:28] Can I spectate?

[03:59:30] Yeah, yeah, you have to put a stream down.

[03:59:32] I'm ready, yeah. Right.

[03:59:34] Chas, because you weren't ready, I'm just going to kick the ball into your goal, and then you play from there, yeah?

[03:59:40] There you go.

[03:59:42] Right, now we play, yeah?

[03:59:44] Yeah, yeah.

[03:59:46] Sportsmanship, that's called, Chas, you try it.

[03:59:48] That's not as good as your fucking belittling me some shit.

[03:59:52] It takes a lot to fucking belittle you, Chas.

[03:59:56] Oh, man. Christmas.

[03:59:59] Fucking go for it.

[04:00:01] Alright, make some profit.

[04:00:04] He's fucking shit in the bed.

[04:00:08] He's fucking shit in the bed.

[04:00:12] I'm lagging.

[04:00:14] I've lagged.

[04:00:16] No, I'm fine. Okay. No mark. Thank you

[04:00:20] Each other's using these cars a bay blade

[04:00:24] In a bit, okay, oh

[04:00:29] You're fucking I'm generally gonna fucking Tokyo music

[04:00:36] What's up, mate

[04:00:38] That's just fucking interesting.

[04:00:39] What's with me, game?

[04:00:40] That's just bullshit.

[04:00:42] That's just bullshit.

[04:00:44] That's just bullshit, though, innit?

[04:00:46] You know what I mean? We can all get lucky.

[04:00:48] Get lucky, I've caught across the ball to make it a swirling.

[04:00:54] Fuck off, you.

[04:00:55] There's not that much logistics, surely?

[04:00:57] Yeah, there is.

[04:00:59] Cut across the ball to make it go in.

[04:01:01] Fucking sad.

[04:01:03] I'm not bad.

[04:01:05] I'm going to give it to you, I'm not inspecting Ginger. Use the frontflips to travel as well,

[04:01:14] not just to shoot.

[04:01:15] Oh, that might make you more around, don't it?

[04:01:24] Great save, Chas.

[04:01:25] He's like, brought a ball down to his feet, you know what I'm saying? He knows what

[04:01:29] he's doing.

[04:01:30] Fucking jammy.

[04:01:32] GENJIO KICK!

[04:01:37] Why are you being so aggressive?

[04:01:39] Cos I'm fucking getting angry.

[04:01:42] Oh, they're calling you angry each other.

[04:01:46] Oh fuck.

[04:01:47] In a bit mate.

[04:01:48] What am I even doing?

[04:01:49] It's fucking skimmed!

[04:01:52] God shaz!

[04:01:54] Where's he going?

[04:01:55] In a bit.

[04:01:56] Oh, sorry why not Bamboo?

[04:02:06] Oh no.

[04:02:08] Oh, I'm fucking, I'm stuck in reverse.

[04:02:10] Chubby!

[04:02:11] You fucking bastard!

[04:02:12] You fucking fucking bastard!

[04:02:13] You're starting to reverse him!

[04:02:16] You fucking bastard!

[04:02:18] You fucking fucking bastard!

[04:02:20] I don't even have to fight you if you said that would happen if you scored the next game.

[04:02:24] No, I did it, I said I was hiding, yeah.

[04:02:25] Yeah, you did, you did, there's the clip!

[04:02:27] Yeah, the clip would be wrong, I said that game and you said nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, we'll do a nah game.

[04:02:32] It's what you said.

[04:02:33] Nah, it wasn't, it wasn't, chuck! We get a clip, please! He went, alright!

[04:02:36] No, I definitely didn't.

[04:02:38] You definitely did. You got away, you actually did.

[04:02:40] But luckily I'm a kid's horse from ship, so I'm going to make you, I'm going to make you a hard sleeper.

[04:02:44] It's alright, it's out there as well.

[04:02:47] It doesn't matter, it's fine, it looks in my sleeper.

[04:02:50] What do you mean, not losing in his sleep?

[04:02:52] Oh gift it because you fucking you bet

[04:02:57] Fucking pay that come out

[04:02:59] Oh

[04:03:00] Oh

[04:03:02] No

[04:03:04] No no

[04:03:05] Chad you're a fucking fat ass

[04:03:07] Oh you missed that

[04:03:08] Chad you're a fat cop

[04:03:10] Stop repeating what people say to you

[04:03:12] It's not good

[04:03:13] What are you doing Chad?

[04:03:14] What are you doing?

[04:03:15] Do you want to top it in Chad?

[04:03:16] Chad you deserve everything for what you've just done

[04:03:18] You fucking deserve everything Chad

[04:03:20] I just had an open go and I missed the ball.

[04:03:22] He's got a mirror behind his monotone.

[04:03:24] He's just fucking going to know himself.

[04:03:26] Just missed the ball.

[04:03:28] PIT THAT OUT, MAKE!

[04:03:30] Let me borrow your gun then, Q.

[04:03:32] PIT THAT OUT!

[04:03:34] AWWWW!

[04:03:36] Chas, why are you doing that?

[04:03:38] What the hell are you guys asking this?

[04:03:46] Oh, Chas.

[04:03:48] I haven't lost any gifted but I've lost a lot of fucking.

[04:03:54] You've lost a lot of gifted.

[04:03:55] I haven't.

[04:03:56] I promise you I'll get a gift.

[04:03:59] I'll go B.I.R.

[04:04:04] Oh, wrong way mate.

[04:04:07] That's a free goal.

[04:04:09] There we go.

[04:04:11] I'll get that one out.

[04:04:14] Fucking comebacks on it.

[04:04:17] I don't think you actually have to win this though, until you about kick it straight to

[04:04:22] me now, there you go.

[04:04:24] Yeah but I know your tactics.

[04:04:26] Come back at ya.

[04:04:28] I'll scan him, scan him.

[04:04:30] Nice, nice.

[04:04:31] I'm on the wall now, why am I on the wall?

[04:04:36] Get the fuck in.

[04:04:38] That one was because of lag but I'll let you have it because it's still 5-3.

[04:04:42] Well, at the end of the day mate, it's not my fault you sure, isn't it, provider?

[04:04:50] Oh, my God.

[04:04:56] No!

[04:04:57] Come on!

[04:04:58] No!

[04:04:59] Come on!

[04:05:01] Look at that, look at him running after it, that's why you have composure.

[04:05:04] Free fucking net, stick it in the corner.

[04:05:06] Look at the circumference the way I've swerved it.

[04:05:09] Come on!

[04:05:10] Stay on your line again, I guess. Go on.

[04:05:20] You fucking wish I stayed on my line, you little fucking bitch.

[04:05:27] Stay on your line, please.

[04:05:28] Stay on my line, yeah, no worries.

[04:05:29] Yeah, yeah, please, please, please.

[04:05:30] No worries, no worries.

[04:05:35] I'll stop him. Oh my god.

[04:05:36] You're fucking your shit. I'll say your shit. Cheers, mate.

[04:05:46] Off the wall, send it up.

[04:05:52] That's a great goal.

[04:05:54] Thank you.

[04:05:55] I love me how to pin defeat.

[04:05:57] Thank you very much.

[04:05:59] Shall we just watch it again?

[04:06:00] Off the wall, runs round and just taps it into that bottom left hand corner.

[04:06:04] I think I've said a good sign myself in this game, I've proved you've got a little bit.

[04:06:13] Oh, and steambomber, what's happened?

[04:06:15] Apparently he's meant to be going in the city or something.

[04:06:18] I haven't got a fucking clue.

[04:06:19] Who's the millionaire?

[04:06:20] I've got a fucking clue. Someone lock up your doorbell.

[04:06:22] I just heard a doorbell.

[04:06:23] Yeah, and I've not ordered anything, so I'm going to answer it.

[04:06:26] What if it's Carl's fingers?

[04:06:28] I think it's the point of proving why I'm not going to answer it.

[04:06:30] Well if your neighbour's reminding you to put your blue bin out, I mean you don't know.

[04:06:36] And then you have preference to go back to go to the city, they're just never going

[04:06:39] to not be good then fucking up.

[04:06:41] Have you done something like that?

[04:06:44] I ain't saving that.

[04:06:46] Ah nearly.

[04:06:48] Come on, do it again.

[04:06:50] Watch down my line, you're not worse.

[04:06:53] Try back to the long gun.

[04:06:55] I will do.

[04:06:58] I've got a free rebound now.

[04:07:03] Have you now?

[04:07:06] See, they're just creeping now, they're just fucking cheating, cunts.

[04:07:12] Allegedly, left, Chas.

[04:07:14] Allegedly, allegedly.

[04:07:16] Do people even still do Christmas carols?

[04:07:19] Yeah.

[04:07:20] Nah, they're going extinct.

[04:07:22] Last one, I believe, I ever saw was...

[04:07:25] Cause you've done the most racist- Oh, far too late. Fuck.

[04:07:27] Ha ha ha!

[04:07:29] You didn't need your racist, Chas!

[04:07:31] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[04:07:32] I thought you just dug yourself in there!

[04:07:34] Fuck!

[04:07:35] Ha ha ha!

[04:07:36] Fuck!

[04:07:37] Oh, man, a fucking rock to there!

[04:07:39] Shit!

[04:07:40] Right, we've got to put that!

[04:07:45] Let's be having you!

[04:07:47] Let's be having you, huh?

[04:07:49] Right, can we... Ah, you don't mind, do you, Chas?

[04:07:52] Yeah, I'll get these in, mate, I'll get these in.

[04:07:54] I'd like you to just

[04:07:56] You're joking your joke. What's up? What's up just?

[04:08:03] It's fucking said it's just a client fuck on high

[04:08:08] Is that as it actually? I know I might know probably that's right the 1000 bucks. It's Christmas

[04:08:16] Well, you just want to try it but yeah

[04:08:20] I think I've got that new glitch what's the new glitch it's called the the sub glitch

[04:08:28] when you can't give to anything something it means my account's under review

[04:08:32] I've got that on my files and gifted but chuck could someone check test it yeah

[04:08:36] someone chest it just it I've gone through I think yes Chaz I thank you

[04:08:48] Thank you very much mate!

[04:08:50] Oh fuck up.

[04:08:51] Oh what the fuck have you both come on fortnight, offered me a wager and then I've just got a 60.

[04:08:56] Right then, one for me, one for me, one for me.

[04:08:58] I can swear now.

[04:09:18] you

[04:09:48] you

[04:10:18] you

[04:10:48] you

[04:11:18] you

[04:11:48] I would like to know who is from, I don't know.

[04:12:04] I might be mine.

[04:12:06] What was it?

[04:12:08] From your neighbour.

[04:12:10] What a legend.

[04:12:12] Congratulations on your success this year and may it continue into next.

[04:12:17] you into next. We hope you have a

[04:12:47] Shizzie give us a wave! Go on Shizzie!

[04:12:51] We love you Shizzie! We do!

[04:12:55] We love you Shizzie! We do!

[04:12:59] We love you Shizzie! We do! Oh Shizzie!

[04:13:03] We love you!

[04:13:07] Thank you very much mate. What a legend.

[04:13:11] Thank you mate.

[04:13:15] Oh, I've not got me anything but now I feel bad. Oh my god, I'm so real

[04:13:21] Very shit she's in the floor. Where is she Sabrina carpenter is out

[04:13:29] Oh

[04:13:30] Haley again

[04:13:32] What you mad bastard? Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate that Haley. Go on you sexy cow. Thank you love

[04:13:38] Appreciate that a lot Haley. Thank you very much. Love. Honestly

[04:13:42] Fucking legend. Thank you very much. Hey, look

[04:13:45] I appreciate that a lot on us of your fucking goat, thank you.

[04:13:49] What the fuck are these doing here?

[04:13:51] What's going on here?

[04:13:52] Can you take your one and one of them?

[04:13:54] Can you mute your game chat please?

[04:13:55] Now they're slacking us off, I hear what you said about Chaz then.

[04:13:58] He has not got fucking tits.

[04:14:01] What the fuck, Ginge?

[04:14:03] I didn't say that.

[04:14:04] Jakey, swear on your mum's life if I got tits.

[04:14:08] Did he say that?

[04:14:11] Did he say I've got tits, Jake?

[04:14:12] Like Ruben.

[04:14:13] Jakey are you right? Yeah, it's rare because I've got I've got I've got a fight back already

[04:14:21] Yeah, he did. Yeah. No, it's where anyone's life gone

[04:14:25] Why are you why he did he does chas? I'm not I'm not bringing you

[04:14:29] There you guys I'll meet him back

[04:14:32] bomb

[04:14:35] Didn't even say it

[04:14:37] Oh, it's not no

[04:14:40] No

[04:14:41] Jake you're fucking stupid for mine about that and you know the worst thing is that that's actually

[04:14:46] A body in security called guy in a commastia chance that you're taking the piss out of and that's actually quite disgusting

[04:14:52] What I was at the piss out of

[04:14:55] Guy in a commastia

[04:15:04] Thank you very much my I breathe it alive fucking pop it off there. Thank you very much Molly only very gifted

[04:15:11] But fun if I never find Louie, but if I be there by the smithy give it a 37

[04:15:19] Oh my god, thank you very much everyone

[04:15:22] What fucking you need to lock him bro?

[04:15:27] Hey, thank you so much everyone you guys

[04:15:31] Why are we on a 1v1 a I'm on one of Jakey

[04:15:36] This guy use a shit

[04:15:38] He was a but he was pulling me the other day, but it's so bad of footmark. So I've been perhaps key and photo primer brother

[04:15:45] Go on the bike tell chasers and all kids when he plays for that

[04:15:57] Bro cameraman chasers been teaching me all the lingo and everything you're fucked

[04:16:00] I think it's going to win.

[04:16:07] There's one thing for nice

[04:16:09] talk me the smaller circles

[04:16:11] the better people.

[04:16:14] That's my favorite thing.

[04:16:18] Oh my god, I did a Bob boys

[04:16:20] to who? Yeah, just right. And

[04:16:22] it said who came up with a

[04:16:24] saying that's my favorite

[04:16:26] saying, right? And everyone

[04:16:28] the people voted Chaz instead of LeBron James, I couldn't believe it.

[04:16:32] You need to join the lobby, you dick.

[04:16:33] Yeah, I am. It's preparing me shaders.

[04:16:36] I'm gonna have a real bad issue if somebody goes to Manchester.

[04:16:39] Why?

[04:16:41] My message in the other day is gonna send me one of his signed shirts,

[04:16:43] and if he does, I'm not gonna put it up.

[04:16:45] So, we kind of need to fucking establish what's about to happen.

[04:16:48] What guns are we using here, Chaz?

[04:16:52] What guns are we using here, Chaz?

[04:16:56] I'm talking to myself here.

[04:16:57] What?

[04:16:58] Use them all, you fucking idiot.

[04:17:00] No, because you've got a pick, mate.

[04:17:02] We'll pick these.

[04:17:02] One down.

[04:17:03] No, no.

[04:17:04] What are you doing, you dick?

[04:17:05] You're not playing.

[04:17:05] I'm taking this car.

[04:17:08] Chas, tell him he's not playing.

[04:17:09] I know I'm not playing.

[04:17:09] Nah, you can play the winner.

[04:17:10] Nah, I'm not playing.

[04:17:11] I'm not.

[04:17:12] Not A2-1 V1.

[04:17:14] Right.

[04:17:14] Have you got a purple pump and a blue AR?

[04:17:17] Yeah.

[04:17:17] Yeah, I'm not playing that.

[04:17:20] Why do you think I'm playing?

[04:17:20] No, no, no re-reses.

[04:17:23] What's that?

[04:17:24] No, um, no, no rewards. No rewards. No, no, sorry, no, no, rehealing. What are you doing,

[04:17:35] you dickhead? Are you ready? What are you doing? Are you ready or not? I'm ready, I'm

[04:17:44] ready. Oh my God, how did that, how did you not buy? Is it not 200 for these? How

[04:17:52] one night as you just take

[04:17:56] That's one now. No, it's not one of those are such inch. No, sorry. No, because we're starting from now

[04:18:02] Low key bad is that low key bad like I'm

[04:18:07] Like

[04:18:10] Fucking free fudge mental

[04:18:16] Uncle Chazer

[04:18:18] Yeah, we can all spray bro

[04:18:22] Oh

[04:18:24] You're so lucky there Wow

[04:18:27] Wow, so lucky that no look at all of them. You know you need to get their gym Jake

[04:18:33] Holy shit, I'm popping off right now

[04:18:38] All right ready. Yeah after this one I get

[04:18:47] Jin's jinx I've never shown you all sort of dare

[04:18:52] in my box. Come on, Cal, for the 550, Cal!

[04:18:55] Wrooooooo!

[04:18:57] Fucking go on, Cal. Thank you very much, love.

[04:18:59] I appreciate that. Thank you.

[04:19:01] Fucking legend.

[04:19:02] The raffle is the third channel points, by the way.

[04:19:04] Nice race, my raffle.

[04:19:05] That was cool to be an uncle.

[04:19:06] Just got done by me, right?

[04:19:07] Go on, then, uncle. Go on, then, uncle.

[04:19:08] Fab-tweet. Here we go.

[04:19:14] Oh, look at the message in the neighbour.

[04:19:17] Cranking, cranking, cranking.

[04:19:19] Cranking, cranking.

[04:19:21] Cranking.

[04:19:23] You're the crank

[04:19:28] Stop Craig stop Craig and stop I can't stop

[04:19:36] Drop down so stopped

[04:19:40] Oh, no, I'm stuck. I'm not my controller actually for that. That's that's free one that no, no, no, probably you can even look

[04:19:46] What they have it are generally

[04:19:52] heard it no please speed I need this city and not play in front of a crowd

[04:20:04] what are you doing ever do that to me again actually and yeah he's just he

[04:20:20] There's no ambition. No ambition. Yeah, I'll squabble some extra. Right, what are we playing? OG or no?

[04:20:27] Well, you get a G1 V1 G, do you? No, can't care less. Right, nice. I mean, you care less when it's on Rocket League though, don't you?

[04:20:37] Come on, you're there?

[04:20:39] James, don't even entertain. He's trying to fully up.

[04:20:41] Need speed. I need this. Please, come on.

[04:20:44] Nope. I have it.

[04:20:45] I wonder if Giff did you not beat me?

[04:20:49] Oh, I held it on him.

[04:20:50] How do I leave?

[04:20:52] Uh, currently the lead player.

[04:20:54] When is Charlie going live? I want to watch him.

[04:20:56] Oh, for fuck's sake.

[04:20:57] There ain't no lead player.

[04:21:04] He's having a shoot here.

[04:21:05] Oh.

[04:21:09] Look at you like re-managing the shit.

[04:21:10] Like, you know what I'm talking about.

[04:21:11] shift on get me out of here now I've killed him

[04:21:16] just boring I'm just gonna close me up so he can't kill me again so I've got this one

[04:21:20] thank you

[04:21:23] I still killed you I still killed you though

[04:21:27] I don't think I need a knife don't care about the price

[04:21:31] what was my thought mate?

[04:21:33] oh look oh my god I'm J.K.

[04:21:38] I mean, you're all right.

[04:21:45] That's why we're leaving you in tight tracks.

[04:21:47] We're going back to the lobby here, guys.

[04:21:48] We're just going to...

[04:21:49] 20 seconds, Chef.

[04:21:50] I remember that.

[04:21:53] Smart.

[04:21:54] I remember that.

[04:21:55] What do you mean?

[04:21:56] You know what I mean.

[04:21:59] Right, can you invite it to his chest?

[04:22:01] What's up, Dad?

[04:22:03] Are you giving me this?

[04:22:04] No, he's robbing it in.

[04:22:05] Hang on.

[04:22:06] It's mad in here.

[04:22:07] How's his dad's got more viral tits on him?

[04:22:11] Socks, right?

[04:22:12] There you go.

[04:22:13] What?

[04:22:14] I don't know.

[04:22:15] Why did you?

[04:22:16] I don't know.

[04:22:17] You want to follow?

[04:22:18] I don't know.

[04:22:19] You want to follow?

[04:22:20] Well, I want to Lamborghini.

[04:22:21] Ask your dad if he's doing follow-for-follow.

[04:22:24] Dad?

[04:22:25] Ginger's asked if he's doing follow-for-follow.

[04:22:27] That is alright.

[04:22:28] He said nah, he's alright.

[04:22:29] That's alright.

[04:22:30] follow for follow. He said nah he's alright. Did you dad know what that even means? No

[04:22:42] I don't think so. He's probably just panicked. Yeah. Charlie has more followers on Twitch

[04:22:53] and jake here we definitely doesn't yeah it actually does yeah but it's not you know

[04:22:58] well I'm not legit is it? someone bought it again

[04:23:03] er just because your brother is more successful than you don't mean he's fucking been bought it

[04:23:06] but can I know that? no no no no no he's truly like

[04:23:09] jakey you're joining yeah I'm joining 143k jakey day this

[04:23:15] I think I think if anyone's been bought and I know it's on the entertain the more entertaining

[04:23:27] brother is

[04:23:28] If that if that's what biceps can do you wait till I get in the gym next year I'm gonna

[04:23:37] be fucking or

[04:23:38] next year yeah well mate you can't start now tell me you can't you fully

[04:23:46] can't if I am going later no you can't there's no point

[04:23:50] you can't it's Christmas you can't go to Christmas Jake please join God usually

[04:23:57] a chance I'm trying to join he's taking us for some mugs

[04:24:03] That's what he's doing.

[04:24:14] Yeah, I forgot how much man sitting in each cementia.

[04:24:16] I know, yeah.

[04:24:19] Oh, why is he going to get it now?

[04:24:22] You were never going to get it.

[04:24:24] We were.

[04:24:27] Right, let's go.

[04:24:28] Right, let's go.

[04:24:29] Right, we're linked to Nevers, but I don't know.

[04:24:33] I don't know what to do with it.

[04:24:43] I don't know what to do with it.

[04:24:53] Plus me, Santa doesn't know you like I do.

[04:25:05] We'll go in one sec, come on sir.

[04:25:11] I'll afford Josh a.

[04:25:13] I'm not sure what's going on.

[04:25:20] Willow.

[04:25:23] Santa.

[04:25:26] Willow, fuck off.

[04:25:29] Santa, baby.

[04:25:31] Give me a...

[04:25:34] You know what I said, when you used to live there, did it show you're at?

[04:25:40] Nah, Sue's, uh, Sid's proper life, he's Sue. Sid's proper fucking chill.

[04:25:46] He's a bit of arrogant brick, though, Sid.

[04:25:49] I can't leave me alone, go away, go away, go and play.

[04:25:52] Now, Sid's evil, like, at night time he'll come and chill with you, but in the day, he just fucking wants to sit on his own.

[04:25:57] Yeah.

[04:25:59] That's like Willowtill she discovered that she can jump on me chair, now she's just jumping on and off me chair.

[04:26:04] Yeah.

[04:26:05] No, Sid just loves sleeping under it.

[04:26:07] Like, Sid just loves, um...

[04:26:08] What's it called, going on my desk?

[04:26:11] I mean, jumping on my desk.

[04:26:13] On your keyboard.

[04:26:14] Yeah, literally.

[04:26:15] And Sid's fucking massive as well.

[04:26:17] So, alright.

[04:26:22] So, he said he wants to help you in the gym on Gingyspod.

[04:26:25] Yeah, the thing is that Gingyspod was probably fucking...

[04:26:28] Filmed about eight months ago, bruh.

[04:26:31] Uh, let's go...

[04:26:32] Retail.

[04:26:34] That was one of my favourite t-series is that?

[04:26:38] Do I give you 10 grand at the end of the day?

[04:26:42] That actually would have been sick if he didn't divide for two weeks.

[04:26:46] This shows the priorities done, sir.

[04:26:50] I did it properly for a week.

[04:26:52] Then he was like, hold it for a week.

[04:26:54] Don't wait for me to get that last shot, right?

[04:26:56] What's that, mate?

[04:26:58] Don't apologize, mate.

[04:27:00] Don't worry about it.

[04:27:02] So check is your fucking bunch of knobs and you want to start about me?

[04:27:06] No, you can't. What's wrong with me? Can't you're in it?

[04:27:13] Fuck sake. Oh, I just won't go any better back

[04:27:20] You've been going you're done taking you take it can you take that off and play me please?

[04:27:27] Why can't I take why I've got to get off me

[04:27:29] We've got a career to think about and that fucking dodgy mate

[04:27:42] Can't lead shame to men. Yeah, no, so many you go play mate. You didn't go to shit clubs

[04:27:47] But actually he does cuz you want to sit in however

[04:27:50] It's fine go into city. I'm not understand this because I actually don't really mind city. It's just like I

[04:27:56] I feel like you're just showing your career now, like it's just you're just never gonna be anything that's it

[04:28:02] You're just gonna be another big part. I imagine rice went to city. Yeah, I hear that

[04:28:09] I just want to go united the guys you lost projects. Yeah, we'll see them all in three years when we're in the league

[04:28:20] We'll see make no

[04:28:22] Wait, how do you have a shield? Oh, it's a different guy.

[04:28:24] Thank you so much, Blitz.

[04:28:29] Hey, boogers, thank you very much for my appreciate and turn your bits, but I got on the bike.

[04:28:33] Oh, poop.

[04:28:35] Oh, poop, it'll be.

[04:28:38] I don't know how about ours.

[04:28:41] Ah, it's gone, Jake.

[04:28:47] Is that true about you, by the way? The room is going around on a tip-top, Jake.

[04:28:50] father it mother in us no the other check the Jake steen files

[04:29:01] the Jake steen fly files that is crazy what have you heard about just get my

[04:29:09] part of the engine trying to take our checks has got people on them I've been

[04:29:13] You know, having a white card isn't you?

[04:29:16] Where's your card, Chas?

[04:29:18] Oh, that's the one, though.

[04:29:20] Like, it's gonna go city. Like, they've got Cherokee, Mamoosh, uh, Dockoo.

[04:29:25] Like, if he went Liverpool, at least he'd like actually fucking play them.

[04:29:30] I don't even understand what you're hearing, like.

[04:29:35] Santa.

[04:29:38] I'll just get out of there, mate, if I was you.

[04:29:40] Don't need to, mate.

[04:29:41] Jesus that guy shit nice oh you bastard ready up everyone yeah I'm lucky

[04:29:53] ginger I feel as though he might just be another

[04:29:56] Grealish yeah like he's just if he went to United he'd be the next Ronaldo

[04:30:04] obviously he should not go United if he should go anywhere he should go should

[04:30:09] I mean, if I'm gonna fucking be realistic for a second there and if I was him and I'm looking at what club to go to I'm

[04:30:25] I'm gonna go to a club that's a manager who's got 40 minutes and 44 games. Probably not. And that's just me being realistic.

[04:30:33] when's the last sign in United gone well?

[04:30:37] I couldn't get out of my mood.

[04:30:39] I wouldn't call a decent four months, a great start, a great transfer.

[04:30:50] You need to see what he does after last six.

[04:30:52] Look at Marcia.

[04:30:54] Marcia was a good sign.

[04:30:57] Was it?

[04:30:58] Yeah, he still had that Ballon d'Or clause.

[04:31:01] Just because he didn't end his career because of his work ethics, right?

[04:31:05] Doesn't that's got nothing to do with Man United if he doesn't want to work on it, he ain't got a work hard.

[04:31:13] Would you not say MWAMO has gone one so far?

[04:31:16] So far, yeah. So far.

[04:31:17] But it's been four months. Can't say it's a good signing yet.

[04:31:20] Jakey, show me. You never know what could happen.

[04:31:27] Plus, like, you don't have any European football.

[04:31:30] clubs in turmoil. Like no one, respectfully, no one's going to go to United at the moment

[04:31:35] in a January transfer window in your plan like Antoine Semenio. Do you know what I mean?

[04:31:40] Maybe in the summer where there's something to get behind a few new signings that are there,

[04:31:44] but in January, there's no reason to go United unless they pay a lot of money. Do

[04:31:48] you know what I mean?

[04:31:49] Yeah.

[04:31:50] And that's just being pretty realistic. Arsenal will never, we weren't even in for Semenio,

[04:31:56] but I think as from a player standpoint, he should go to Liverpool. I mean, Salah's

[04:31:59] on his way out. He's going to start for Liverpool, one of the biggest clubs in the world, decorated

[04:32:03] with history in a bit of a tough point, but still got a good team to the point where they

[04:32:07] could turn it around. Instead, he's just going to be a bit part player at a man's city club.

[04:32:11] No one gives a fuck about that. I'll receive it in the end. That's what I don't understand.

[04:32:17] You've had the nail on the head there. Unfortunately, that's what some people want in it. Look at

[04:32:24] Yocuras. He's ruined his career now.

[04:32:31] I know he's not talking about the best striker in the world of literal facts.

[04:32:35] He's the best striker in the world, by the way. He won the best striker in the world trophy.

[04:32:38] Yeah, for last season.

[04:32:39] Nah, I don't know.

[04:32:41] Do you know what I think? I do know what I think he is the best striker of.

[04:32:44] Taking penalties off 15-year-old left.

[04:32:49] I think he's absolutely fucking quality of that.

[04:32:54] I

[04:33:01] For get him

[04:33:06] I think you're Christ, they're not being a good sign in there. No, I generally do as well

[04:33:10] for whoever you

[04:33:13] Don't think he's been that bad. I generally don't know. I'm just a lot of pressure on him. Yeah, of course this I

[04:33:19] Don't even see when you know 60% your goals are penalties. It's not the best

[04:33:24] No they're not, he's had two out of seven.

[04:33:27] Pardon?

[04:33:28] He's not he's got two, he's out of seven goals.

[04:33:31] And he's been injured for a month.

[04:33:32] He's had seven goals before Christmas and he's been injured for a month.

[04:33:35] Which other?

[04:33:36] I mean...

[04:33:39] He could have played better, 100% then.

[04:33:42] I'm more than fucking Cessco.

[04:33:44] That's Cessco's been injured.

[04:33:47] So Jockers?

[04:33:48] Also, you know how they've had the hardest fixtures in the whole season so far.

[04:33:51] 8 people in me house by the way. Yeah they all flew into us.

[04:34:00] I haven't had a lot of team just following me.

[04:34:03] Is A-Zoos any good still?

[04:34:05] Gabriel, he's not playing any of these, but he's starting tonight with us in Palace.

[04:34:11] I'm going to put a bet on for Gabriel to score. He loves to go versus Palace.

[04:34:46] you've got an average of 30 place to play. See?

[04:34:52] We played everyone away over in the city basically.

[04:34:54] In Spurs. In Spurs, shit.

[04:34:57] You batted Spurs when you had Spurs.

[04:34:59] What's that?

[04:35:00] What was it like when you batted Spurs at home?

[04:35:03] 5-1.

[04:35:05] That's the sackable offence, that.

[04:35:10] Was it 4?

[04:35:11] No, it was 5. I thought it was 5-2.

[04:35:43] I've always said that. I've said

[04:35:46] that the whole season. We can't

[04:35:47] even say I have an evil. I've

[04:35:49] said that. Ghost of a of five

[04:35:51] and a five gifted as well. Go

[04:35:53] on. Goals. Thank you very much,

[04:35:54] mate. I appreciate that. Not

[04:35:55] putting trouble. Gotta cut out

[04:35:56] of my mouth. But hey, thank you

[04:35:58] very much, Ghost, brother.

[04:35:59] I appreciate that a lot, man.

[04:36:00] Thank you, bro. Performance

[04:36:01] I've ever seen in an awesome

[04:36:02] shirt, by the way. Say that

[04:36:03] again. You know that game

[04:36:05] begins using the effort.

[04:36:07] Havertz performance was the

[04:36:08] worst ever. I mean, ever

[04:36:10] performance I've ever seen

[04:36:12] I've never seen anyone in an Arsenal shirt.

[04:36:14] Broken about a hat trick.

[04:36:16] Hey, are you pronounced?

[04:36:17] Yeah, I know it weren't.

[04:36:18] That's why I stuck to girls to make.

[04:36:19] Sorry, how do you pronounce it?

[04:36:23] Oh.

[04:36:27] Ba da ba da bum ba da bum bum bum.

[04:36:30] Ba da ba da bum ba da bum bum.

[04:36:31] Oh, no, it's for tea tonight.

[04:36:33] What is it for?

[04:36:34] What's for tea tonight?

[04:36:38] Guess what I'm going for, me tea tomorrow night.

[04:36:41] I love you guess that am I right yeah you're shocked

[04:36:54] Why isn't everybody and mum streaming og fortnight is so much better than the current stuff honestly something mate

[04:37:00] I couldn't agree anymore

[04:37:03] My nance has fell down the stairs and he's hospitalized for Christmas. I'm very

[04:37:08] I'm very sorry to hear that mate

[04:37:11] What have you laughed? I've laughed because it just shows how cruel the world is that we live in.

[04:37:20] You just laughed at his face? No I didn't.

[04:37:24] You are, he's come to you for escapism right and so you was doing, you just laughed at him? Nope.

[04:37:30] And I'd like to apologise for Jakey not actually seeing the sympathetic side of this because that's honestly disgusting.

[04:37:40] And obviously I'm wishing you a fantastic recovery.

[04:37:43] And I hope she makes her life.

[04:37:45] And good news, she at the dinner table, she doesn't even have to stand up, she can just sit down anyway.

[04:37:50] So she's not going to miss most of it.

[04:37:54] Cheers mate, I'm shaking, the snow globe thinking it's a rift to go.

[04:37:58] Ha ha!

[04:38:00] Fuck it out.

[04:38:02] You keep your fucking screen on then Chas.

[04:38:04] No, Jake, yes.

[04:38:06] No I didn't, I just put mine back on.

[04:38:08] You have shaggy's you're a fucking idiot.

[04:38:09] Look at my you've not got my stream app.

[04:38:11] No.

[04:38:12] My chat's saying I'm lying, they're lying.

[04:38:15] They're lying, I promise.

[04:38:16] I'm literally just trying to...

[04:38:22] Wait, where am I? I'm landing on this one.

[04:38:24] Oh right, hello.

[04:38:25] Oh, watch another one of us end.

[04:38:26] Do you know once me and Ellie, I think all that shit we were driving somewhere, yeah?

[04:38:30] Yeah, we weren't driving on Christmas here.

[04:38:33] No, we weren't.

[04:38:34] Anyway, this old woman blesses fellow with her shopping.

[04:38:38] That's funny isn't it?

[04:38:40] That's funny ain't it?

[04:38:41] No, no, it works funny, it works funny.

[04:38:43] Yeah, she went ahead first bless her.

[04:38:45] Sick little fucking sad friend.

[04:38:47] Her arms didn't move to save herself, bless her, right?

[04:38:50] So I pulled over and Ellie's gone shooting out.

[04:38:52] If you didn't know, she's a nurse.

[04:38:54] So she's gone zooming out to save her, and she was alright, and then we walked her home.

[04:38:59] You walked her home and you had a car, you fucking tight cunt.

[04:39:02] Let me guess, she didn't want to use your petrol.

[04:39:04] You tight little bastard.

[04:39:06] did some's up jakey davis that some's up jakey davis i offer for a support to

[04:39:11] interdict line

[04:39:14] tight little fucking you sucky little freaking freak

[04:39:22] why is that

[04:39:25] dad we've done my life boys well i wouldn't say that yet

[04:39:32] I would have been in the car with Jakey Davis to be fair.

[04:39:37] No, I wouldn't want to get in my car either at the minute.

[04:39:41] Oh, neither.

[04:39:42] I'm not supposed to be red cars.

[04:39:45] I've been a psychic, told me what could happen, I'd avoid to get in the whole time.

[04:39:52] I thought I was Chazer.

[04:39:53] Yeah, exactly, that's what I mean.

[04:39:54] I would avoid to get in the whole time.

[04:39:56] So why would you avoid it if you told Chazer that?

[04:39:59] If it was me on the other hand

[04:40:03] Yeah, I might be a fucking idiot or as you just checked what you want about what if it wasn't Chazer

[04:40:08] And they told me to I'm gonna fucking die in a car crashing a red car then guess what I wouldn't get in a fucking red car ever again

[04:40:15] comprende

[04:40:16] Yeah, why are you saying that you wouldn't get in a red car?

[04:40:23] I'm not I'm not having an argument nibbling or breathing in his direction anymore

[04:40:28] We all need a petition. We'd get that many fucking signatures on it, right? The fucking parliament

[04:40:37] that has to debate it. That's how many people get back there.

[04:40:41] You're the first person that's had this chance.

[04:40:47] It's Christmas time. There's no need to be afraid.

[04:40:53] Jake have you seen a tip somewhere I couldn't get a phone with you but you said have you got a tenner for a photo?

[04:41:00] Another another stage bit of Jakey's fucking content

[04:41:03] fake this, fake that, Jakey Davis way

[04:41:06] Oh what a fake that was that was a Youssef

[04:41:10] Pardon

[04:41:14] It was

[04:41:17] Cause it was Youssef it can't be fake

[04:41:19] I know you weren't. You ran over his phone having a bit of a giggle, so I giggled too.

[04:41:26] You know what, I just fucking want my curl up, pull up into a ball and just fishing loads of food.

[04:41:33] You do that every night, Chas, does he not get a boring?

[04:41:38] No.

[04:41:39] Fairly.

[04:41:43] He's some metal.

[04:41:45] Jakey Davis massive following now we're all right mate Charlie Davis got more

[04:41:50] followers anyway

[04:41:53] Joey you went live last night yeah I'll know where it lies I'm too new 50

[04:41:57] feelers yeah I'm not like I'm surprised

[04:42:03] I

[04:42:14] Rather bring back og for night movement. I personally don't really care. I mean will I fuck off you do me a dude?

[04:42:21] Speaking to cat like eyes

[04:42:23] Get the RSPC a involved quick

[04:42:27] What other may or the navy to fucking

[04:42:30] I think I'm going to like to shut the fuck up Oh TFF live in ten is it that's a no you're

[04:42:46] joking that's a million Jin's you haven't got me a Christmas present yet fucking get

[04:42:50] me a dynasty go jump it in yeah I'll get you on if you give me all right now a Christmas

[04:42:57] um snowball fight on z-shoe

[04:42:59] the fuck out of those boots there

[04:43:01] boys come suit us get a plane

[04:43:03] can't

[04:43:05] can't leave you fucked off and left me by the way

[04:43:11] are you on my left?

[04:43:13] i know you got previous so that'll come back

[04:43:15] Let them know it's Christmastime, be the-

[04:43:31] OHH DAKY DAVIS!

[04:43:33] Yeah!

[04:43:38] Fucking hell.

[04:43:39] Now, I know you copy the genes through fucking everything, but don't copy that one, mate.

[04:43:43] It's not worth without me

[04:43:46] Don't copy that one

[04:43:48] Come on, Lucky, I didn't go ever in a way. You see all the awesome fans? Fuck you, now

[04:43:55] I would have got it, mate

[04:43:57] Yeah, thank you

[04:44:00] You know if it was me, by the way, in the off road, I'd just been sat there shaking my head going, guys calm down, it's just football

[04:44:07] It's just football, guys, calm down

[04:44:09] I'm going to make a change guys just calm down guys. It's just football

[04:44:15] It's not our scream at the rest maker change like I do

[04:44:19] Yeah, I'll start singing the fucking Michael Jackson song

[04:44:28] Yeah, we're watching us lose one nil to wolves right and a guy next to me just screamed Scott

[04:44:35] Scott Mark your mom

[04:44:37] What was that? Um, we're seasoned Ronaldo joined. Uh,

[04:44:48] I love real people.

[04:44:58] All right, we've got three planes headed. Oh my god.

[04:45:00] I've already seen that.

[04:45:05] Shoot the planes down.

[04:45:07] Yo, someone up there is snacking.

[04:45:10] Just run.

[04:45:12] What are these golden llamas?

[04:45:14] Not clear, mate.

[04:45:15] Check it on my plane.

[04:45:17] Where's your plane?

[04:45:22] I'm coming.

[04:45:26] I'm on your plane.

[04:45:59] We're going down. We're not. We're not. We're not. Oh my god.

[04:46:08] This is blown up in the sky. I'm even 22 white. 22 white again.

[04:46:12] It's in front of me. Yeah. He jumped out. He jumped out. Jump Jake. Where is he? Where

[04:46:19] Where is he?

[04:46:21] Eh, there he is.

[04:46:22] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[04:46:24] It's a one, two, three.

[04:46:25] I'm gonna cut down your tree.

[04:46:26] Who's that?

[04:46:27] You gonna take this?

[04:46:28] I found him.

[04:46:28] No bats, get no fucking soul.

[04:46:30] I found the one in the plane anyway.

[04:46:32] Not Swan, not Swan.

[04:46:33] My pass away.

[04:46:34] I'm gonna go over with you.

[04:46:35] All right.

[04:46:36] I'm in the left, left, left, left, left, left.

[04:46:38] You play our switch, he does, mate, yeah.

[04:46:39] Something I've put in a stiff, irrelevant mist.

[04:46:41] Dead cyborg warress is dead.

[04:46:44] Woof, woof, woof.

[04:46:46] Na na na na na na na na.

[04:46:48] to the bit faster.

[04:46:50] Oh, no.

[04:46:52] Right, guys, if you have to pick one artist,

[04:46:54] I'll be sensitive to rest of your life if you pick him.

[04:46:56] And down.

[04:46:57] Oh, Ed Sheeran.

[04:46:59] Yeah, personally, I'm going.

[04:47:01] I'm going Ed Sheeran there.

[04:47:03] Even Drake.

[04:47:04] Oh, look at the right.

[04:47:05] Oh, man.

[04:47:06] What the fuck?

[04:47:07] Oh, you're right.

[04:47:09] Oh, my god.

[04:47:11] What a fucking weirdo.

[04:47:13] No, but like Drake, like Drake, that's just rap.

[04:47:15] Like, there's no, like, there's no.

[04:47:17] your heart is hard to carry at a dark kid Leroy what the fuck is that

[04:47:26] the song of all the artists in the world you've just chosen kid Leroy not

[04:47:40] He's not even got a grummy.

[04:47:45] Alright, so, oh, okay.

[04:47:48] So you only chill with people who are successful, is that what you're saying?

[04:47:52] He's clearly not only chill with people who are successful, Jake.

[04:47:56] No, I'm talking about you're not. Well, Jake, you can't expect that from yourself then.

[04:48:10] you

[04:48:40] you

[04:49:10] you

[04:49:40] you

[04:50:10] you

[04:50:40] I'm gonna just farm it boys if I die there. Nah, good fucking well then go on mate. I've got a boy.

[04:51:07] right it's someone in this building

[04:51:12] oh my god there's a full squad there three of them there

[04:51:17] and the Christmast bells are ringing

[04:51:22] the point around the back is about Gigi's voice

[04:51:30] instead of you

[04:51:33] what?

[04:51:35] I'm fucking dead nice you know

[04:51:43] We're trying to get you worse. What the fuck have I just seen chat?

[04:51:47] Bloods do just people hiding his cubicle. They're in the guns. So Jakey what you've just seen is your penis

[04:51:55] boy

[04:52:27] as a team what you do me what you do me what you do me I'm gonna say yeah yeah

[04:52:32] I just put you on yourself I didn't bring you on yourself right oh do you want me

[04:52:38] to do what I've got that fucking squeaky twine my hair

[04:52:43] Why are you doing it? Why are you doing it?

[04:52:45] Shut the fuck up bloody concentrate!

[04:52:47] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[04:52:49] I'll say it, you passed it.

[04:52:51] Ho ho!

[04:52:53] Passed it. I can't say that to you because you've not even fucking started it.

[04:52:59] Yeah Jett, you all fucking don't get everything.

[04:53:02] I'm not don't get every game.

[04:53:04] Chat name some games, I'm good at.

[04:53:07] Port now, list is ended.

[04:53:10] I'm full by your noise, Mick. You're better than us, but you're not like me.

[04:53:15] But I better have a chance at World Bank than Yankor.

[04:53:18] I'm not even reading out what Chats play. They put in Roblox.

[04:53:22] There you go. What a surprise. He's good at a game that the fucking P-dolls play.

[04:53:27] I

[04:53:38] Piled these new levels on a back room, okay, well after going up a pile of

[04:53:46] Beccom we can get him on tonight. No, I mean I can't eat right. It's near Christmas needs and earlier

[04:53:51] What?

[04:53:52] I'm going to when we're trying go to the gym today, and then I need I still got do some stuff for Christmas

[04:53:57] You don't need to go to the gym today, it's Christmas.

[04:54:00] No, okay.

[04:54:02] I've got to do a lot of stuff, but I'm fucking...

[04:54:04] I scream some of what ends tomorrow at 10, so I've got to get up early.

[04:54:09] That's nice.

[04:54:12] 10 in the morning it ends.

[04:54:14] I can't do 11 now, chat.

[04:54:15] My car got cancelled and got put out to do an hour early.

[04:54:18] I wasn't going to be able to get a handle.

[04:54:24] From now on...

[04:54:26] And I've got a sort of myself actually taking my set up on is it actually one nil palace are you trolling?

[04:54:32] No, they're trolling. I've been called I've been so I've been non-sing kids and also three notes a palace

[04:54:39] But the bottom line is it's it's three notes a palace

[04:54:46] It's not CFS to go live

[04:54:48] Well look, we've got a java christmas presents by the way.

[04:54:53] What?

[04:54:54] Are we getting java christmas presents?

[04:54:56] It's 23rd of December so.

[04:54:57] I've got a great respect.

[04:54:59] Pretty easy to buy for.

[04:55:00] Yeah but with a great respect, the 3K Santa was exactly what we had to do that for

[04:55:05] and unfortunately some people ruined it.

[04:55:08] No one ruined it.

[04:55:10] Someone set a fucking budget and then you all decided that was the base budget

[04:55:13] which makes no sense.

[04:55:14] It was the minimum budget!

[04:55:16] No it wasn't!

[04:55:17] Because if we added up on a minimum, you'd have spent 20 quid because you're a tight cunt.

[04:55:22] A budget means that's your budget, that's between it.

[04:55:25] Right?

[04:55:26] A minimum, he's a minimum of a half, which is a budget.

[04:55:30] Budget is max, thank you.

[04:55:34] Right, you spent 40 quid on people for Christmas.

[04:55:36] I didn't, it was 70 quid, it was 70 quid.

[04:55:38] There you go.

[04:55:39] And it was still below the budget, you fucking knob.

[04:55:42] It was within it, it was within it.

[04:55:44] No, it wasn't within it. It was below the budget. You absolutely know that.

[04:55:49] Dinos is in stock. Dinos is in stock. Dinos is in stock.

[04:55:53] It's just not what Christmas is about, Jack. I mean...

[04:55:56] You know when you open presents for your own dad, do you go,

[04:55:58] That's £4. That's £20.

[04:56:00] Mum, mum, mum. I'm looking for...

[04:56:02] Why would I be opening presents for my dad?

[04:56:05] Once again, he takes the piss.

[04:56:07] Look at that ginger twat.

[04:56:09] It's his eighth year in a row having a Christmas without a dad.

[04:56:13] Let's just remind him of it.

[04:56:15] Well done, welcome to the J.K. Davis fucking Christmas fucking Carol.

[04:56:20] What a prick.

[04:56:23] Oh, I actually feel sorry for James.

[04:56:25] He doesn't know.

[04:56:26] I haven't had a dad's actually fucking sick.

[04:56:35] I've not really helped you, I've never seen you.

[04:56:38] I'm just letting you know you're missing out, mate.

[04:56:41] Hang on.

[04:56:41] Hold it a while, Dad.

[04:56:42] Dad.

[04:56:42] He fucking loves it.

[04:56:43] Bit of carry-on, you ever know?

[04:56:44] I want to see you, Dad.

[04:56:47] Yeah, Dad.

[04:56:50] Tom Flakes, brother.

[04:56:51] Just one minute, J.K., I'm just filming for me tiktok

[04:56:53] and bumming your mum.

[04:56:57] Sorry.

[04:56:58] Sorry.

[04:56:59] J.K., I don't, J.K., I don't

[04:57:00] know if you're excited, don't you remind us?

[04:57:02] Sorry.

[04:57:02] What?

[04:57:03] J.K., he's pulsing.

[04:57:05] I don't, I don't think you can pile a song

[04:57:07] and get bummed on tiktok, mate.

[04:57:10] You'd be surprised people take me and horses bumming each other

[04:57:13] Yeah, but that's just because you like that's why I know you've had this ugly bush

[04:57:17] I would have caught a fucking horse mate

[04:57:18] No, it's not by the way, I go on Jakey not on stream

[04:57:21] What's he doing on Discord? Playing fucking Trist to impress on roadblocks off stream

[04:57:24] No, that's not true

[04:57:26] Told you that's not true

[04:57:28] He is a fucking wrong in that game

[04:57:30] No, I just wanna be clear that's not true

[04:57:32] He's hard drive immediately

[04:57:34] That's not true

[04:57:38] Lixley playing a donkey

[04:57:40] Jakey Davis was called Gooning to the Sabrina Carpenter Christmas skin.

[04:57:45] Oh my God.

[04:57:48] Not pulling it back. Oh my God he is as well.

[04:57:51] Who's pulling it back? Mark.

[04:57:55] Okay.

[04:57:58] Pull it back and thrusting really quick.

[04:58:02] I thought, does that work?

[04:58:06] Oh

[04:58:18] Oh jakey Davis is still a virgin

[04:58:24] He is crying

[04:58:27] every night

[04:58:29] In gill alley

[04:58:31] What a fucking top shelf

[04:58:36] Jal, Jal, Jal, Jal, Jal, that is fucking...

[04:58:43] Ok, that null cause that's fucked up, that's too far.

[04:58:46] There's a line in you fucking crosser.

[04:58:48] And there's things you think and there's things you say, and that's definitely not one you say.

[04:58:52] What do you mean there's things you think Jal?

[04:58:54] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[04:58:56] What do you mean?

[04:58:58] Jal, how do you feel?

[04:59:00] Why do you think they're missing these top shelf and second of all, right?

[04:59:03] How would you feel? How would you feel if I started going about Michelle's top shelf?

[04:59:08] Go for it mate, it's a fucking cracking shelf.

[04:59:12] So, okay, do you want to just fuck yourself, do you want to just fuck him on them fray?

[04:59:15] Just think ginger's sucking on them fray, just of course he fucking loves them.

[04:59:21] Oh, it's not breast, but that's what I meant, I think.

[04:59:24] Which you're not.

[04:59:25] I mean, to be fair, we do all like a bit of nostalgia.

[04:59:28] Ain't it?

[04:59:29] I've just had a fucking horrible thought.

[04:59:31] If you deep it, we've all been inside our mums. That's fucked.

[04:59:33] Oh, no, no, no.

[04:59:35] Shut up.

[04:59:36] What the hell is that?

[04:59:38] Oh.

[04:59:39] He's fucked.

[04:59:40] Everyone else.

[04:59:41] Even the whole chat.

[04:59:42] This is, that's fucked that.

[04:59:44] Right, that's fucking unbored.

[04:59:45] I don't know, what have you said?

[04:59:48] Jake, yours was weird.

[04:59:49] Because why was you in there eight years ago

[04:59:50] and you were born 20 ago?

[04:59:51] It's fucking weird.

[04:59:52] Bro, what the fuck is that?

[04:59:55] That's fucking weird, that Jake.

[04:59:57] Locking.

[04:59:59] Sorry, let me lock him.

[05:00:01] Jake, you were still feeding at 14th.

[05:00:04] Chill, chill.

[05:00:05] Why, I've got strong bones.

[05:00:07] Yep.

[05:00:09] And deformed ones?

[05:00:12] Sorry.

[05:00:13] Sorry, he's scummed and deformed.

[05:00:15] He's scum.

[05:00:16] Oh, yeah, fair enough.

[05:00:17] He's missing that.

[05:00:18] Joe, what is weird, yet?

[05:00:19] My arm, like, bend like a little bit extra.

[05:00:23] And I don't like it.

[05:00:24] Oh, I know why, guys.

[05:00:26] Why?

[05:00:27] God, James, what is that?

[05:00:31] Jakey gets Ellie Death O'Bressfeet in what the f***, what the f***?

[05:00:37] What the f***?

[05:00:38] I don't think she's watching fucking drowning.

[05:00:41] Oh my god.

[05:00:46] Oh, I just got spat on.

[05:00:53] This conversation's gone way too far.

[05:00:55] I couldn't agree anymore.

[05:00:56] Couldn't agree anymore.

[05:00:58] I'd like to apologise on behalf of Chazza for what he said there.

[05:01:03] What the fuck was that?

[05:01:05] You know what he said.

[05:01:06] And you've encouraged it as well.

[05:01:09] What do you want new bikes coming out?

[05:01:15] Hopefully, see.

[05:01:17] Did you just fucking get a case of diamonds this Christmas?

[05:01:21] How much is the case?

[05:01:22] How many is in the case?

[05:01:23] Five.

[05:01:24] Alright.

[05:01:25] All right

[05:01:27] It's only crispy you're only gonna get on average 80 Christmases in your life. So you might fucking treat yourself

[05:01:36] And I'm 25 of them already gone

[05:01:41] Fucking I'll charge you all your 26 next year

[05:01:47] I'll say 25 a node it is

[05:01:55] you know what it's all fun guys I was I started streaming when I was your age as well

[05:02:00] I'm cool Charles save me

[05:02:05] I'm cool Charles

[05:02:08] Do you remember me from like a year ago? Yes mate I do yes how you doing you good

[05:02:13] So I found him all good

[05:02:17] Yeah you're pretending you remember me you said you couldn't stand him

[05:02:21] 33 in March get on double you're 33 no way I feel like 19

[05:02:32] I don't think you're 33, I thought it was like mid 20s.

[05:02:49] I don't think I thought it was 19, 20.

[05:02:55] I think you know if it was 19, 20.

[05:02:58] Talk to us.

[05:02:59] You don't die soon, Jake.

[05:03:00] I don't.

[05:03:01] You're funny, yeah.

[05:03:04] Thanks.

[05:03:07] Yeah, we'll play our pizza tonight, yeah.

[05:03:09] Oh!

[05:03:13] So...

[05:03:14] Oh, shit.

[05:03:16] It's the body language that he's trying to suck me,

[05:03:17] as well, like, he just, like, blew to me.

[05:03:19] Return to Robert, hide screens.

[05:03:21] It's all right, I think I'll go, wow, this pool will get there.

[05:03:24] You're not going to go gym, before we do our GCN thing, are you?

[05:03:27] Yeah. Let me go and see, actually, what time a gym closes.

[05:03:31] So you are doing that then?

[05:03:33] I'll do it, should do TFF for a bit now.

[05:03:35] Oh, no, no, no.

[05:03:37] Oh, we're on.

[05:03:39] We're on, tell me, we're on, tell me.

[05:03:41] Go on, Nicole, 216, TFF.

[05:03:43] When's it shot?

[05:03:45] 11.

[05:03:47] My chat, I died for a bit of TFF.

[05:03:49] Yeah, they have been.

[05:03:51] They have been.

[05:03:53] I am part of your chat.

[05:03:55] Yeah, that's true, that's true.

[05:03:57] So we see what he's got on, bless him.

[05:03:59] You worry

[05:04:01] What's there?

[05:04:03] WOOOOOOH!

[05:04:05] What the fuck?

[05:04:11] We could be back here, you know

[05:04:17] What have we done?

[05:04:19] Oh, today, mate.

[05:04:21] Great spell, dude.

[05:04:25] The police?

[05:04:27] delivery you know I'll tell you what I don't know how I forgot the last one what I did

[05:04:31] uh right okay we have got James dynasty finally arrived we've got Premier League gold

[05:04:39] we've got Deco I've got impeccable fucking jar in the survival everything from the other day

[05:04:44] plus dynasty and Premier League gold what's prem gold is what we have my mate hopefully

[05:04:48] Misty!

[05:04:49] Oh, that's a delivery.

[05:04:50] You won.

[05:04:51] Well, how long did you do next day delivery?

[05:04:53] Misty, thank you so much!

[05:04:54] I really don't see all kind of cards.

[05:04:56] I mean...

[05:04:56] Paper cards. It's like...

[05:04:58] You know, like DECO, you've opened DECO

[05:04:59] in your last years.

[05:05:00] Well, there's basically like half of them, really.

[05:05:01] Two patches in there.

[05:05:02] Two water and two parallels a box.

[05:05:05] Two bottles and two parallels.

[05:05:07] What's a parallel?

[05:05:08] It's up to you.

[05:05:09] Bain 46 months.

[05:05:10] It's basically like Cronin, but it's paper.

[05:05:13] It's...

[05:05:13] Yeah.

[05:05:14] It's paper!

[05:05:16] It's a paper, sir.

[05:05:17] It's not acetate.

[05:05:18] It's a platinum-type thing.

[05:05:21] Why are you pretending like you know what you're on about?

[05:05:23] What are you on about?

[05:05:24] What are you on about?

[05:05:28] I thought all cards were paper.

[05:05:31] Yeah, I know they are, but like, they're not, like, they're not chromed.

[05:05:35] Interesting.

[05:05:37] They're like similar to, you know, like, the Prem set.

[05:05:42] Yeah.

[05:05:43] Similar to that, aren't you?

[05:05:46] How many bags have I got quite a bit?

[05:05:50] Quite a bit, he says.

[05:05:51] I've got 10 cases at the moment, only at the moment.

[05:05:53] I have, I mean, how many cases on the website?

[05:05:56] Five, I've got like 10 cases at the moment.

[05:05:59] 10 cases?

[05:06:01] Oh, I'm about to get a bit through it.

[05:06:13] Here we go.

[05:06:16] I'm going to minute every hit less.

[05:06:21] Lovely flex.

[05:06:22] What flex are you on about?

[05:06:25] What are you on about?

[05:06:27] Dyn 17 will be Dynasties today, of course.

[05:06:29] Right, let's do a bit of gold, Jack.

[05:06:31] Come on.

[05:06:32] Gold 25-26.

[05:06:33] New Dynasties actually, James.

[05:06:36] 25-26.

[05:06:37] All right.

[05:06:39] Let me get this on the go, Jack.

[05:06:42] This is a good break.

[05:06:44] I mean a one-on-one most I can have it of course you can but yes, I will

[05:06:49] Think it over are we good to do after this gold break? It won't take very long

[05:06:54] Right

[05:07:04] As my Christmas present if there's any other plans to have it

[05:07:10] And then we're not cuz I am gonna do it

[05:07:14] I'll get a United plate you can have it.

[05:07:16] Pardon?

[05:07:17] If you get any other players I can have it, I am going to open a few of them next year

[05:07:21] but I'll do mine in person if I get any United you can have it.

[05:07:24] We need to know we're opening the same amount here.

[05:07:31] We'll figure something out.

[05:07:34] Pardon?

[05:07:35] We'll figure something out.

[05:07:40] I managed to see like him yagging.

[05:07:42] Of the erm, of the Yamal and Storks, I'm postin' that. I don't mind dropping off to do whatever.

[05:07:48] But then it's lost his wife off and what a handle.

[05:07:51] Oh, forgot off some more, I'm fucked!

[05:07:53] So I'm fattening you, man.

[05:07:54] Cos you're a fucking knob-ed.

[05:07:56] Me? You're a fucking knob-ed, and you're a man even fucking custard cream.

[05:08:00] You short, tubby fucking stupid blonde cunt.

[05:08:05] Well, guess what?

[05:08:07] Shush!

[05:08:09] Oh, I don't even want to look at it.

[05:08:09] He's not like that. I mean, he's not class 2 short, I don't.

[05:08:12] Go on, guess what then, go on Jaz.

[05:08:13] Just what? You're a fucking quaver looking little prick.

[05:08:17] That's what you are.

[05:08:18] How can I be a quaver looking little prick

[05:08:20] when I'm fucking ginger and not blonde?

[05:08:21] You stupid tosser.

[05:08:22] Well they're not brown, they're fucking orange, you know.

[05:08:25] Well guess what? Your mum sniffs the sunflower every time a fucker.

[05:08:29] Yeah, and your mum's favourite part about Christmas

[05:08:31] is pigs and blankets.

[05:08:32] It's not eating them.

[05:08:33] It's shoving them up her fucking head.

[05:08:34] It's probably wrapping you in a fucking blanket

[05:08:36] because you're a fucking big fat piggy of fucking

[05:08:39] like, like fucking twat.

[05:08:41] Yeah, and guess what?

[05:08:44] Go on.

[05:08:45] You look like a fucking yook-sup-hooded.

[05:08:47] Yeah, and you look like a fucking bowl of stuffing before it's had the hot water fucking poured in at your knob.

[05:08:53] Yeah, and you look like a fucking big pot of gravy.

[05:08:55] You fucking...

[05:08:56] You're the definition of a shit-roast potato.

[05:09:00] No, you fucking look like a roast potato.

[05:09:02] Yeah, well, guess what? You look like fucking cheesy cauliflower, you fucking knob.

[05:09:06] And guess what?

[05:09:07] Yeah, I leave...

[05:09:08] It's burn at the bottom because you've got skins in your undies, you shit-house.

[05:09:11] Yeah, well, when you look around my table, he's throwing a fucking empty seat.

[05:09:17] Yeah, well, there will be soon when I fucking bum your mum that had her pouring...

[05:09:24] Sorry, I could...

[05:09:25] Yes! Yes!

[05:09:28] My man was so bad! But I kept consistent.

[05:09:30] And then I... All you needed was one banger.

[05:09:32] I was playing mystery ball there.

[05:09:34] I had four rotters, but my last was worth five.

[05:09:37] Get the fucking...

[05:09:38] He's got a bigger top shelf.

[05:09:40] Ginger's mum or Chaz's mum?

[05:09:44] Oh, Ginger's mum.

[05:09:45] Let's get the feet.

[05:09:46] Let's get the feet.

[05:09:47] I've got my second foot.

[05:09:48] Yeah, Sue's very risky.

[05:09:50] Yeah.

[05:09:51] Yeah.

[05:09:52] No, Ellie wasn't in the debate then, chap.

[05:09:54] He didn't include Ellie.

[05:09:55] What?

[05:09:56] What?

[05:09:57] Oh, you did...

[05:09:58] You know, yeah, I get 13-year-old kids coming up to me,

[05:10:01] going, where's Ikea?

[05:10:02] Oh, yeah, I'm glad you said up to me.

[05:10:04] I

[05:10:12] Fucking love you

[05:10:18] Why do you start talking about your mum your mum's tits that ring fucking sky sports studio on a Monday night?

[05:10:23] What you know about me?

[05:10:25] Well both of you is yeah. Well no one mentioned our own mum's tits but at the end of the day he's got them in my greatness

[05:10:30] There's a lot of people who

[05:10:34] don't want to feel that, but

[05:10:35] there's a lot of people who

[05:10:35] don't want to feel that, but

[05:10:36] there's a lot of people who

[05:10:37] don't want to feel that, but

[05:10:38] that's, that's how you know

[05:10:42] that.

[05:10:46] What?

[05:10:50] It's in the game.

[05:10:57] Yeah, I got this convulsion beyond the internet, lads. I'm well aware. Good job on the internet, then.

[05:11:07] I don't know about that, pal.

[05:11:10] Oh, not that it could be out here.

[05:11:13] Oh, no, he won't be. You got him by two, ain't ya?

[05:11:17] I'm four man deep in this, German. Four man deep in this, there, man.

[05:11:23] I'm holding it up now, James.

[05:11:25] Fresh.

[05:11:26] James, I think you're going to get him up at your mouth.

[05:11:28] Jack him.

[05:11:29] Yeah.

[05:11:30] When he said he's four-man deep in this German, is that like a German vehicle, or are we talking like a German person?

[05:11:35] James, have you got your your mouth yet?

[05:11:37] No, mate.

[05:11:38] How sick does the 250 look, though?

[05:11:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah, honestly, it does look good.

[05:11:42] It actually does look sick.

[05:11:44] The 993, it looks a bit weird.

[05:11:46] I don't think that's enough for my collection, to be honest.

[05:11:50] You got it.

[05:11:53] What's the best impression that you guys can do?

[05:12:10] Say that again?

[05:12:12] That's the best impression that you guys can do.

[05:12:14] Your mum's a-

[05:12:16] I can do it as well.

[05:12:18] So we took a camera.

[05:12:19] Oh my God!

[05:12:21] Oh my goooood!

[05:12:24] What the fuck?

[05:12:27] Oh my god!

[05:12:31] Oh my goood!

[05:12:32] That is great match.

[05:12:33] And this is a great match.

[05:12:38] And a grand performance of Justin Hood.

[05:12:42] Who is going to games?

[05:12:44] Go on, Justin Hood!

[05:12:46] You just had a shit day and you're up on to play games with your mates and this is your fucking what you get

[05:12:51] Because you're in the wrong discord, don't you? You want to join the one with your mates?

[05:12:54] And the one who's invited, too

[05:12:59] Oh, I've missed playing games with you, though

[05:13:05] That's it, I'm having a 21st birthday party and none of yous are coming

[05:13:11] Oh, well, your pool party was so good, though.

[05:13:16] Everyone's going to be there.

[05:13:18] The Sidemen are actually going to be there this time.

[05:13:22] Oh, my God, do you remember that?

[05:13:24] Imagine not, but take that. It's 157.

[05:13:26] Do you remember that fake Sidemen back in the band?

[05:13:28] I'd like all of them, I bet.

[05:13:30] What the fuck was up, Oren?

[05:13:32] Did he just start getting random people?

[05:13:34] Oh, my God!

[05:14:11] We're nittering a semi-final, can we go Chelsea? Fucking easy, don't.

[05:14:17] Four-man division is German.

[05:14:19] You're doing yours off the district?

[05:14:21] Yeah.

[05:14:29] In a case, you'll get something, sir.

[05:14:31] You don't, sir.

[05:14:32] Get me out of there.

[05:15:04] What a save!

[05:15:12] Wow, what a save.

[05:15:13] Now I'm not going to get any better than that, so...

[05:15:15] Oh my fucking god.

[05:15:20] Oh my god.

[05:15:23] This goal just shit, I think.

[05:15:26] I just don't think it's not my cup of tea.

[05:15:28] the problem for him again of course he will not giving each other a moment's

[05:15:35] peace

[05:15:41] so many sweats all of something so many sweats come on hold

[05:15:47] maxed out he's in front of the driver is there yeah that's pretty sick

[05:15:58] it is penalty shootout darts what a

[05:16:08] satellite I don't know that is what's up

[05:16:11] tell me we're fine a pen was wrong

[05:16:15] What's his name?

[05:16:16] Oh.

[05:16:17] An ace card.

[05:16:18] Another one.

[05:16:19] An ace, that's what I'm talking about.

[05:16:20] It's what you have to do to win, maybe.

[05:16:25] Maybe, yeah.

[05:16:28] This is anybody's...

[05:16:29] No, I put it on 10 seconds, I don't know.

[05:16:31] It's too much.

[05:16:32] You can stand it up, but won't let go.

[05:16:34] Is there any way to stop the delay while you're streaming with a football or anything?

[05:16:37] No, I'm not letting you play the stream the same that was.

[05:16:40] Come on, Sky.

[05:16:41] That's really good recently.

[05:16:42] I don't know if you've said that.

[05:16:44] I don't watch it on TV, I watch it on the TV.

[05:16:47] I watch it on the radio.

[05:16:49] Have you got a face for radio?

[05:16:53] I mean that.

[05:16:58] I don't think I can successfully just lay down and enjoy life with each other than on Blue Peter.

[05:17:04] Why would Chaz go on Blue Peter?

[05:17:06] Well, he's just got the...

[05:17:07] Well, I mean, there could be another one to take off of this.

[05:17:12] Another one, eh?

[05:17:14] Yeah.

[05:17:15] Can you go on and have a show again, Jim? So I can get on to it.

[05:17:17] For that, for the win.

[05:17:18] Now for Posters, what's that?

[05:17:19] They must be saying you can go on.

[05:17:21] Pfft!

[05:17:23] There has to be.

[05:17:24] J3, you be sick, Cog.

[05:17:27] Taskmaster.

[05:17:29] You think?

[05:17:31] Yeah.

[05:17:32] Well, I think he's in.

[05:17:34] C'mon, 54 top stops.

[05:17:36] I'd like to go on Taskmaster.

[05:17:37] Oh my God, troubles, 70 years.

[05:17:40] Oh my God, double 16!

[05:17:42] Oh my God, imagine.

[05:17:44] She is magic.

[05:17:45] So am I.

[05:17:46] What a boost.

[05:17:47] Oh, the wire.

[05:17:48] That could be the same target that he needs to save it.

[05:17:49] No, he's going for tops.

[05:18:14] you

[05:18:44] you

[05:19:14] you

[05:19:44] you

[05:20:14] you

[05:21:14] Come on

[05:21:16] There's a sack of

[05:21:18] Um, Paul Palmer's one of them. There's some really good ones. Come on

[05:21:22] You're due to receive. I just the autograph patch cars. It's patch auto. Patch auto

[05:21:31] I would be sick

[05:21:35] Hey, don't mind that for you

[05:21:37] I can't believe it myself this K16. No, this is a personal when he ends K16 after right first one cheeto. Come on first one cheeto

[05:22:03] I've got to redeem it. That's pissing me off.

[05:22:04] It's a very good place to start.

[05:22:05] Yeah, but they come in a couple of months.

[05:22:07] They're not like Panini. They just never send them.

[05:22:09] You've had someone who's not found a car that's produced.

[05:22:12] Lame Reuben Amrin who doesn't play.

[05:22:14] He absolutely slated the whole land.

[05:22:15] Honestly, he got cooked.

[05:22:17] All I got obliterated.

[05:22:19] Right, here we go. Next one.

[05:22:22] No, I want to see... Go, go, go, go.

[05:22:24] Does this feel similar again?

[05:22:25] No, it doesn't feel similar.

[05:22:26] What? It's gold and what I want.

[05:22:28] I think I'm bottling it. Let's have a little lock.

[05:22:30] Correct. We begin.

[05:22:32] Silver, it's a 10, annoyingly.

[05:22:37] Okay, okay.

[05:22:40] What's that?

[05:22:40] It says und, no, it doesn't.

[05:22:42] It says Unk.

[05:22:42] What does that say?

[05:22:43] Is that Unk?

[05:22:44] Is that a bi-immunic?

[05:22:45] Or is it?

[05:22:46] I'm feeling England.

[05:22:47] It's not.

[05:22:48] It just came, baby.

[05:22:49] That's how much we go down.

[05:22:51] You ready?

[05:22:52] Have a little look.

[05:22:55] Hurricane, yeah.

[05:22:56] I think we know that.

[05:22:57] 4 of 10.

[05:22:57] We know that one.

[05:22:58] And it is 4 of 10.

[05:23:00] Hurricane.

[05:23:02] That's a decent one, let's try to get things off with.

[05:23:05] Every game, one obviously a fair bit better than the other,

[05:23:07] but still, Harry came four of ten on the order,

[05:23:09] that's a nice one, we've actually started off really well here.

[05:23:12] Two decent cards, it could be worse, go get Letharro Martinez,

[05:23:16] you get Letharro Martinez and it's game over before you've even begun.

[05:23:19] I think so, got three boxes left, but it's a five and it's a ten.

[05:23:23] I don't know if you've got time to get something bigger here, is that?

[05:23:26] is it who canes that's not putting either one six four right come on come on

[05:23:35] third box mate let's do this one-on-one please we just need a one-on-one now

[05:23:40] one-on-one and we are not a one-on-one dynasty yet

[05:23:44] To a

[05:24:01] One for once

[05:24:06] Say

[05:24:08] It is patch. Please boss up. Oh my god. What's a patch?

[05:24:14] Is it messy?

[05:24:15] It's not messy. I think it's not being this serious.

[05:24:17] Mums, mums, mums.

[05:24:18] Oh my god, Ginger, this is messy.

[05:24:20] I'll tell you what, mate. Well, oh my god, we could be in here, you know.

[05:24:22] It is messy.

[05:24:23] What do you think?

[05:24:24] One of one, black tick.

[05:24:26] Come on, Ginger.

[05:24:27] That patch is unbelievable, by the way.

[05:24:29] Because what's this messy patch is a black.

[05:24:32] It's not messy, that.

[05:24:34] Javi.

[05:24:35] Javi.

[05:24:36] Oh, Javi!

[05:24:39] No!

[05:24:41] That is gorgeous.

[05:24:42] It's the shame it's not messy.

[05:24:43] That is sick.

[05:24:45] Shame it's not messy, obviously, but that is unbelievable.

[05:24:49] Javi's pick one-on-one.

[05:24:50] We were close, and I thought that was messy.

[05:24:52] That's unreal, you know.

[05:24:55] Usage on the patch there, but there we go.

[05:24:57] Beautiful.

[05:24:58] Javi, the Spanish Curtis, Joe.

[05:24:59] Get in there, hood as well.

[05:25:02] Javi, one-on-one.

[05:25:03] Oh, my God, I suck, bro.

[05:25:35] I've got Nopper.

[05:25:36] He was Marino before Marino.

[05:25:38] Can you get more than one?

[05:25:39] I want any case.

[05:25:40] Of course you can, yeah.

[05:25:41] Right, come on.

[05:25:42] I've opened the box around.

[05:25:43] That's a good start, isn't it?

[05:25:44] Come on.

[05:25:47] Right, boys, I'm going to deafen you.

[05:25:49] Let me know when you've got your own cards.

[05:25:50] What do you make of it?

[05:25:52] We have another full auto card,

[05:25:53] which I think is here.

[05:25:54] It is, right, to five on the full auto.

[05:25:57] To five on the auto, that's all.

[05:25:58] Why is it not folks in any chance?

[05:26:00] Right, to five, though.

[05:26:02] That David Beckham.

[05:26:03] Who is that?

[05:26:05] Geron, huh?

[05:26:06] Who is that, chat?

[05:26:09] Who is that?

[05:26:09] It's one of the German blokes, isn't it?

[05:26:10] Mullah?

[05:26:11] Yeah.

[05:26:12] Oh, close them, Marissa, closer.

[05:26:14] Looks like a legend.

[05:26:15] There's got to be a legend.

[05:26:16] Definitely a legend.

[05:26:17] A five.

[05:26:18] And it is...

[05:26:19] Oh, the...

[05:26:20] Oh, Van Basten!

[05:26:22] Oh, tell you what.

[05:26:23] What a player he was as well.

[05:26:25] And this case is in class, you know?

[05:26:27] Solid case.

[05:26:27] That's been very good.

[05:26:28] Walker Van Basten, five of five.

[05:26:31] All right, piss me off to get another one.

[05:26:35] What a player.

[05:26:36] Right, last one now.

[05:26:37] Creeker FC here is no other than Jabbi, obviously, but...

[05:26:41] Last box.

[05:26:42] Come on.

[05:26:44] Surely there's got to be another decent...

[05:26:45] Come on.

[05:26:46] And that's something, this has been a real...

[05:26:47] This has probably been one of the best cases I've actually opened.

[05:26:49] Consists, Ollie, anyway.

[05:26:51] We've got like a better maybe one-off pull, but...

[05:26:53] I think all of the hits across a full case have been mad.

[05:26:56] Joe, 23, cheers, mate.

[05:26:58] Go on, pal, how are you? Good.

[05:27:00] My last card. One might be rude not to fuck off charlotte. Here we go. Come on mate. Last one of the box

[05:27:06] Oh, it's a bit thin that is it?

[05:27:08] No, for fuck's sake. On surprises. At least black. Surprises, surprises, surprises, surprises. It's silver.

[05:27:17] Oh, I am. Oh, I'm buying that.

[05:27:20] It's coming back up.

[05:27:23] The red on the sh- is that Arsenal? That's Arsenal. It's gonna be Arsenal.

[05:27:26] I don't think it is awesome.

[05:27:31] I don't think it is awesome.

[05:27:34] I don't think that's awesome.

[05:27:36] Don't do that to me. Who is it?

[05:27:39] Chef Shanker. Who's that?

[05:27:42] Three of ten. Who's that?

[05:27:44] Right, short hair. Long dish hair.

[05:27:47] Oh, Phillip Lam.

[05:27:49] Oh!

[05:27:50] He's holding the trophy.

[05:27:55] That was a really good case with that trophy image. That's unreal. That's unbelievable

[05:28:03] I guess I get to tell you that I was actually really solid

[05:28:11] It's in the price is cheeto cards doing that's like probably you'd argue the worst card that is like

[05:28:17] Good going that pretty much. I don't believe okay needy broke either the top class

[05:28:22] money, but I'm

[05:28:24] I'm gonna check in the jabby one of ones where I'm in the one of one jabbies. I'd be worth a decent bit

[05:28:30] It's hard to say it's very hard to say

[05:28:34] How much the jabby one of one would go for?

[05:28:40] Can we better that

[05:28:42] Come on then

[05:28:45] Listen listen, I'm in profit because of your mouth. We're fine. Oh, no, no, you are you are your in profit

[05:28:51] I'm in prospect because of your mouth.

[05:28:53] We're fine.

[05:28:54] The original one, just easier.

[05:28:56] Chazza, I won't be funny mate, but...

[05:28:58] You're the one doing a chasmus and you've got to buy a box at least, come on.

[05:29:01] The one you chose was pretty good.

[05:29:03] Should we leave them on the box?

[05:29:05] I'll get one, I'll get one.

[05:29:07] I think we leave them so we can see what they like.

[05:29:09] I'll do another of yours.

[05:29:11] Cane about 11.5, VanVas.

[05:29:13] Wow, is that how much they go for those cards?

[05:29:15] Wow.

[05:29:16] What's that for?

[05:29:17] Is it back?

[05:29:18] I want it delivered because I've got a cards channel.

[05:29:20] I don't open it myself.

[05:29:22] I don't open it myself.

[05:29:24] No, don't be like that.

[05:29:26] You open loads on it.

[05:29:28] Listen, sometimes you've got to treat the people that just watch your live every day, rather than the people that are going to watch on YouTube.

[05:29:34] Do you know what I mean? Because they're the real ones.

[05:29:36] You do a case, don't you?

[05:29:38] I don't do the fucking case.

[05:29:40] I genuinely thought it was messy.

[05:29:42] I thought it was just one case already.

[05:29:44] It was messy.

[05:29:46] You call me.

[05:29:48] I tell you what, I genuinely chatted a lot of messy. I saw the case and I didn't want to say what team I thought it was.

[05:29:52] Well that's from like the UNICEF kit, isn't it? Like the old seven. Yeah, no problem mate, like honestly.

[05:29:57] Yeah, we will do, yeah, yeah of course, this year. This year as well, that's for sure.

[05:30:00] How much is the case? He gives him a miffin three because I got, erm, I got a miffin.

[05:30:13] Justine, Justine, HUD! Justine, HUD! Justine, Justine, HUD!

[05:30:17] I'm fucking buzzing for him, mate.

[05:30:21] You probably can't come out on this, but I'm not a fine anopper.

[05:30:24] Second case, people.

[05:30:26] What could possibly go wrong?

[05:30:28] I've seen the G-Ball in one of the...

[05:30:30] ...Troop shit. I've heard of it, yes.

[05:30:32] Oh, I didn't know the case would go that much.

[05:30:34] You've got to watch the lot, mate. Come on. Second case, Jack.

[05:30:36] What could possibly go wrong here?

[05:30:39] I don't think this could go wrong.

[05:30:42] Okay, that's for both cases.

[05:30:44] Still, well, I say no...

[05:30:45] I did shit them out a bit there.

[05:30:47] I don't want to like put it out there, but we haven't just get the better bit

[05:30:53] That's for both of them and get one though. I'll be lovely that I thought was a lot more than I was

[05:30:59] And the best right-winger of all time in there as well. I'll be fantastic that right. Let me stack these

[05:31:06] I'll start them like that. I mean in your mouth. Yeah

[05:31:10] Come on then make that a little just the ones behind me as well the ones behind it

[05:31:14] I mean 10k back from that. It's not bad is it?

[05:31:18] Your car was declined. Well, it's been fun. Anyway, right best of luck mate. Come on first box

[05:31:23] What if one give you 50 gifts did fucking buzzing? I got a one of one jabby there Luke. So thank you very much

[05:31:27] Man get him in. We are cooking come on

[05:31:30] Get him in Luke

[05:31:32] Fucking buzzing out of these. Oh Chaz you make you make me panic here. You keep things in the whatever the lighter

[05:31:39] Dinner, I'm not I'm wrong right to five. Oh, I made you good

[05:31:42] You can see the first time I got here chat. Let's have a look.

[05:31:47] Woo!

[05:31:48] There's card.

[05:31:49] You know, honestly, you are everyone I'm picking up. I keep thinking. Kings and Marks of Excellence.

[05:31:55] Torres. Oh, you'd love a Torres. You'd love a Torres.

[05:32:00] Nedred.

[05:32:01] Fucking won't be Nedred.

[05:32:02] Five of five.

[05:32:03] Come on, let's all just count.

[05:32:05] We're not a terrible player. I mean, it's not.

[05:32:08] How are we not one?

[05:32:09] Two, three.

[05:32:10] We take it

[05:32:12] Another German one card you have a 40 mate

[05:32:16] Go on the Wi-Fi beast with a 10

[05:32:18] Thank you very much Wi-Fi beast

[05:32:20] What a legend, thank you bruv

[05:32:22] I appreciate that a lot mate, thank you sir

[05:32:24] Thank you very much mate

[05:32:28] Go on loza, favorite of 5 out of 10 as well

[05:32:32] Go on loza, favorite of 10 mate

[05:32:34] Or is it Whiff?

[05:32:36] It's the Whiff Beast

[05:32:38] Sorry, very much, Mr Whiff.

[05:32:40] Appreciate that mate, lots of having said it again mate.

[05:32:44] Come on.

[05:32:45] Come on.

[05:32:47] Oh god.

[05:32:48] So, what?

[05:32:49] Just need a good team, though.

[05:32:51] Barca.

[05:32:52] Blue and red on the patch, that is an older kit as well.

[05:32:55] Ooh, is it?

[05:32:56] We've seen Barca on that.

[05:32:57] Number nine, R9.

[05:32:59] Oh, nine again.

[05:33:00] R9, it's an older one.

[05:33:02] You can tell by that.

[05:33:03] Oh, can be Rivaldo.

[05:33:04] I think you're looking at kind of Rivaldo.

[05:33:05] No, I want to be Rivaldo.

[05:33:06] He shifts him.

[05:33:37] That's the kid. That's why I thought it was S1.

[05:33:39] Ah, okay. So I miss his patches.

[05:33:41] Shaz is now. Let me go.

[05:33:43] We'll get rid of Harry.

[05:33:45] No, we'll get rid of Shwein's target.

[05:33:47] Take Neymar on the back there.

[05:33:49] Fuck you, Neymar.

[05:33:51] I was like, go for it. I mean, last year, we looked yesterday.

[05:33:54] Last year's Neymar that Chaz got, I think it was like 3,000 roughly.

[05:33:58] Alright, so I'm up on that.

[05:33:59] So I don't know how much this year's go for.

[05:34:00] Apparently this year's go for quite a lot more than last year's, so.

[05:34:03] Okay, that.

[05:34:04] I can smell a cellar.

[05:34:05] Oh, we don't love a seller. What's that that I mean we don't love them now

[05:34:11] I

[05:34:16] Take a

[05:34:20] Third box

[05:34:22] Who's good from United that's unreal in these fishing the one I'm picking up feels thinner. I honestly hate myself

[05:34:29] Right here we go

[05:34:31] one of one

[05:35:03] All right, okay.

[05:35:05] That's not Bale.

[05:35:07] Who's that?

[05:35:08] Oh, definitely don't think it is Bale.

[05:35:09] That's not Bale.

[05:35:10] Who's that? That's not Bale.

[05:35:11] No, no, no! Jude!

[05:35:12] Ooh!

[05:35:13] But wait, Jude doesn't warm that kit.

[05:35:17] I don't think...

[05:35:18] Eindrick?

[05:35:19] Eduardo Camarvinda, five of five.

[05:35:22] Match warm.

[05:35:23] I mean, that is shirt number to be fair.

[05:35:25] Put the beam better.

[05:35:27] It definitely could have been...

[05:35:28] I mean...

[05:35:29] Shit in there.

[05:35:30] I think we have a lot of room to get better things in these last two,

[05:35:32] So but it's a nice card never shame that it's come a thing that blessed me

[05:35:37] He wears the msx. Come on final to have to give us something decent surely, please go on on me

[05:35:44] Come on. Come on. We love it. Come a thing is a nice one. They should come a thing is a nice one

[05:35:49] That's interesting. He was the one who paid to an Afghan for it. You don't want it. Have a quick drink. Oh

[05:35:56] Fuck it's coming in your good cheat. Oh, it's cheap. Really. I've always priceable quite high max

[05:36:01] I'm still on a logitech.

[05:36:04] Right.

[05:36:05] Well, so this one's a bit thin.

[05:36:08] Next card.

[05:36:10] Come on, mate.

[05:36:10] Let's do it.

[05:36:14] Where did I buy these boxes?

[05:36:15] St. John's Market.

[05:36:17] All right, here we go.

[05:36:17] You ready?

[05:36:19] Black to five.

[05:36:20] To five.

[05:36:20] Come on.

[05:36:21] Oh, good patch.

[05:36:22] All that patch.

[05:36:23] All that patch.

[05:36:24] All that patch.

[05:36:25] Oh, street screams.

[05:36:27] PSG that.

[05:36:29] Black kid with white right.

[05:36:30] I

[05:36:35] Don't be saying let's arrow we don't want let's arrow no interval. I'm sorry. I can wait so late

[05:36:40] We don't want let's arrow right now. No, no, no, no, let's how I won't be waiting

[05:36:46] Come on Aldo

[05:36:53] Who's that who the fuck is getting one ass is that you're killing if you're the fuck you saw killing you mate mr. Bean

[05:37:29] Yeah, it is this last box of boss there chat. I'll be honest. I think we need the big card there

[05:37:33] This needs to be a big boy

[05:37:35] If it's not a big boy

[05:37:37] We are in serious trouble

[05:37:41] Fucking

[05:37:43] It's one on the barcola

[05:37:46] All right, it's fine a box

[05:37:49] Come on. Let's focus now. Let's get it done. I think you've got the case. It's like one big player per box

[05:37:55] Yeah, we've got one of that.

[05:37:57] What do we have? We've got a silver, one silver,

[05:38:01] and three to fives.

[05:38:03] There's no way we're getting the 101 air chat, surely.

[05:38:05] Three to fives, and then one to ten is going to...

[05:38:07] Oh, please, don't give us a little discount, please.

[05:38:10] Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.

[05:38:12] Right, best of luck, mate. Come on.

[05:38:14] Come on, here we go.

[05:38:18] It is silver.

[05:38:20] It is silver.

[05:38:22] Oh, my God.

[05:38:23] Oh, it's not Liverpool right red and black

[05:38:26] I'm guessing chat. I thought it was gonna be Moe then I thought it was gonna be Moe and it would have been math

[05:38:32] Right, AC Milan and guessing here chat. Come on, Jin. Just gonna be a big one

[05:38:36] This it looks like an older kid. So you're looking at kind of your cackers your Ronaldinho's your perlos

[05:38:41] Come on, mate. It's Latham. Maybe I want my cacker or perl. I'm gonna say I'm playing this have a little lock. Oh

[05:38:49] My god, please

[05:38:53] Is that what I was thinking of?

[05:38:55] Oh my god!

[05:38:56] Oh my god!

[05:38:57] Oh my god!

[05:38:58] Oh my god!

[05:39:23] you

[05:39:53] you

[05:40:23] you

[05:40:53] you

[05:41:23] you

[05:41:53] I'm going to get a shift. Please. Please. Please. The page is there. I'm going to go

[05:42:05] right. Jazz. I will think it over to you. You have to have a better look, mate. Come

[05:42:10] on. Let's do this. We need. Come on. Come on. I don't know what we're going for here,

[05:42:14] Chad, but we're going for something. If you're getting asked no playing, you

[05:42:17] Oh my god.

[05:42:18] Cheers, mate.

[05:42:19] I thought you said you were waiting for me to come to the chat.

[05:42:22] Luke, come on.

[05:42:23] Get the fuck in there, Luke.

[05:42:24] I got so lucky yesterday.

[05:42:25] Come on, Luke.

[05:42:26] Get in there, Luke.

[05:42:27] They're crashing.

[05:42:28] They're not going to get lucky again.

[05:42:29] Luke, the way you're looking at me, Tross, you've been around free now.

[05:42:34] You've already, these have already been done for you, mate.

[05:42:37] Do you know what I mean?

[05:42:38] Go on, Luke.

[05:42:39] Oh my god, Chaz.

[05:42:40] Oh my god, Chaz.

[05:42:41] Oh my god.

[05:42:42] One-on-one, Chaz.

[05:42:43] Chaz, Chaz, Chaz.

[05:42:44] What a...

[05:42:45] I said number three, I said number three. Come on Chazza. Come on Chazza.

[05:42:55] Please be so mad. Please, please, please. Are you asking no patch? No patch. No patch.

[05:43:01] No patch. No patch.

[05:43:03] Ah Chazza, come on. Oh, one time. Oh my God, is your mouth? Who's that? It's

[05:43:10] dendrick

[05:43:40] That is unbelievable Chaz. That is sick that. For you that is actually unreal. That is unreal.

[05:43:58] He needs to start fucking playing well though. Well he needs to start taking pictures with

[05:44:01] fans as well.

[05:44:03] what's going on there tell you what you might have ramfold health of the thing I don't believe

[05:44:11] well you know yeah I'm not picking you that just I might be in more I'm kind of still

[05:44:17] saying like that a little bit yeah no one of one miles I thought it was the eagle with

[05:44:22] a head part there for a second yeah now you're on concrete he said that I'm not

[05:44:27] Well, I don't believe but get CTR don't start piles fuel that way. Yes. You do you are swapping for my cheeto

[05:44:34] Are you not keeping? I'm not living this down now. Chaz. I'm after that one pies. I'm gonna go

[05:44:40] I was gonna love that. I was a Lucas next CT X Chaz a profit that that's not a profit

[05:44:50] But that's three personal question

[05:44:57] You can get your own case like I did

[05:45:14] You welcome

[05:45:57] Yeah, but Merlin's a band. Is on your website? I can add it on

[05:46:06] a bank. You wouldn't be in by now. Some of that on place.

[05:46:09] Unfrizzled, be him.

[05:46:11] What the hell, mate?

[05:46:13] LIE THE NEEEAK!

[05:46:15] God, Luke! You fucking getting him?

[05:46:17] No, no, no.

[05:46:19] Oh, I'm, like, off to...

[05:46:21] Oh, I am an addict.

[05:46:23] I am a...

[05:46:25] I think that's probably like a four...

[05:46:27] Oh.

[05:46:28] What, can you call it, maybe?

[05:46:29] Mate, mate.

[05:46:30] George knows.

[05:46:32] Maybe?

[05:46:33] Literally, you're fucking going to be laughing here, mate, trust me.

[05:46:37] Listen, it's almost as if it's a guaranteed.

[05:46:40] Literally, you're getting a case.

[05:46:41] He's getting a fucking case, mate.

[05:46:43] Come on, little, you're mad, bastard.

[05:46:45] Come on, you're mad, come on.

[05:46:47] Not a case.

[05:46:48] Not a case.

[05:46:49] He's looking.

[05:46:50] This knobhead is fruiting it.

[05:46:52] I wish I had a case.

[05:46:53] I told you how much a case was.

[05:46:56] Oh, look, you know.

[05:46:58] Oh, my gosh.

[05:47:00] Wait.

[05:47:01] That's a five.

[05:47:02] That's a five.

[05:47:03] Go on, Luke.

[05:47:04] Go on.

[05:47:05] Oh

[05:47:16] Come on Luke you're my dad

[05:47:20] Fuck you decide some more shoes next time you're a fucking assigning me. You'll be alright. Don't you worry?

[05:47:29] It's Christmas, do you have any

[05:47:31] actually this Christmas I do need to treat myself you did that little we were

[05:47:36] also in the ginger and we get approximately 80 Christmases per life

[05:47:39] you've got exactly are you on it Luke

[05:47:51] chill or fuck out let me sort of you transfer as I'll show no problem mate

[05:47:59] You going your fpl

[05:48:02] Right, let me go on the website transfers me. I'm just trying to disguise it for you

[05:48:08] Right, let's go on personal boxes

[05:48:12] See what we've got here

[05:48:23] Soccer sealed boxes

[05:48:29] I wonder why he didn't put Dianis in the website, TFF is the real winner, oh yeah fucking no

[05:48:42] shits here look, oh why is he flexing by your mouth though, chill, how'd you pay for it?

[05:48:53] You're gonna have to get him to email you and then you just pay on there with Apple Pay.

[05:48:58] Little ding-ding!

[05:49:00] What is that?

[05:49:02] Yeah.

[05:49:03] Right, jump in the time you want one.

[05:49:07] Um...

[05:49:09] Let me know what you want.

[05:49:13] Mess it in the mail, tell me.

[05:49:15] I don't know how to message you on Instagram, probably.

[05:49:17] This is why I can't have access to my fucking big bank.

[05:49:22] Let me fucking dead sorted out. Yeah

[05:49:35] Any minute I should get enough vacation any chance

[05:49:41] But watching the darts and now I'm into dynasty case what is going on mental in it

[05:49:45] I

[05:49:47] Any word

[05:49:49] No, I've not seen a third. Yeah, I'm not seen a third. Yeah, oh my god. This is it. This is it

[05:49:55] Any, any, any notifications yet, noo

[05:49:58] Oh, it's come for it

[05:50:01] Get me in

[05:50:03] Oh

[05:50:06] Right, jump into tell him. Are you gonna message him?

[05:50:09] I don't want on switch or no message him on uh, instagram

[05:50:15] I'll do I went out of

[05:50:19] That was good

[05:50:21] Follow back go on then go on then go on then go on then

[05:50:26] Go on then I'll follow you back for a free case

[05:50:29] For a free case. Yeah fucking getting nothing off him. He's the right type. Couldn't it fuck you know

[05:50:35] He messes he messes me on the fourth of December asking how much from my one of ones are done

[05:50:39] But have you got one of ones are done? Yeah, you got it in place. Oh shit. Yeah, I'll show you

[05:50:44] Oh, it's a fucking it signed as well. Oh

[05:50:49] Fucking get around there and do some fucking trades

[05:50:59] You got one to eight to choose from what number do I want to one of one

[05:51:04] Wait, what so there's eight he's got eight cases left. Which one do you want numbers one to eight?

[05:51:14] I'll go with 2.

[05:51:16] There we go.

[05:51:18] I might do the rest of my case, but I'd want to get a video out of it.

[05:51:22] You can just record your reaction on it, it does just as well.

[05:51:26] It's not the same for you, but it does just as well on YouTube.

[05:51:34] You can also just use that reaction you've just got there, and just use the title of

[05:51:38] I Got A One Of One In The Brand New Dynasty.

[05:51:44] Yeah, Chaz is weird like that. He loves opening in person.

[05:51:48] Right, I appreciate you picking up the case, mate.

[05:51:50] Oh, Luke, you nervous there? You're shitting the bed.

[05:51:53] Listen, I'm fucking ready!

[05:51:56] Hey!

[05:51:58] Come on!

[05:51:59] Oh, that's your dance, lovely.

[05:52:01] Come on, Luke. Good luck, mate.

[05:52:03] What is it?

[05:52:04] Whoa. I need to, um...

[05:52:06] I'm getting me Dino out for the dinos.

[05:52:09] Oh, yeah, I just got one of those Dino approach.

[05:52:12] Chill bro. I'll go mad up in here if I don't get something good. Nah I'll go mad.

[05:52:22] Good newy now there, he can have a G melody.

[05:52:27] The nuke has a lot to get a nuke, that's how you are, I just want to go off.

[05:52:31] I'll show that up hopefully.

[05:52:35] Yeah he's fucking, he's already told Anthony here, he said, listen if this is shit

[05:52:39] shit send it for again I'm getting another one that's what he's fucking said

[05:52:43] uh come on what's your best card out of the United

[05:52:50] Crews my night what I've pulled mate I know you've ripped the first few

[05:52:57] that's one that I've pulled one of one yeah one of one I got a one of one patch

[05:53:03] Garnaccio, which is absolutely gorgeous, but obviously he's a prick

[05:53:07] I'm sold it. No

[05:53:09] Then I got a one of one that I can't I sound it

[05:53:14] I'm keeping it for now, and then I've got a one of one Schmeichel, which is really nice

[05:53:20] Well, it's a five Bruno what was a unreal I

[05:53:25] Got that I got the out of five Bruno was it like speaker the devil also breathless. Yeah

[05:54:00] and you have to cheat to say, ah, what is some else for me?

[05:54:03] Fuck off!

[05:54:04] Fuck his legs!

[05:54:05] He's like, he's greed!

[05:54:06] He's not!

[05:54:07] He's not pure greed, jubber!

[05:54:09] Ha ha!

[05:54:10] He's it!

[05:54:11] Jubber!

[05:54:12] Oh, I'm excited for this, you know, I am fucking upset!

[05:54:16] Have you opened any of the DARS cards?

[05:54:18] I didn't buy any last time, they sent like, two free boxes out for free.

[05:54:25] Yeah.

[05:54:26] But, um, so the new one's coming out of bought two cases.

[05:54:29] okay nice are you in them ones are not yeah so the new one that's coming out you

[05:54:35] can get a jewel auto me know three to one one of one

[05:54:39] That's going to go off

[05:54:46] You thought I installed it?

[05:54:48] Oh yeah

[05:54:51] Fuck you now, I took you fucking long enough

[05:54:54] I'm going to get a drink on that

[05:54:56] Fuck you now, we've had fucking three cases of dandasties written by the time you're fucking far nice fucking downloaded

[05:55:02] Come on

[05:55:03] Go on K-Double, you mad bastard!

[05:55:05] We're having a five-double!

[05:55:07] You're mad at us and emails and CFF don't look at it mate. Don't look at it. It's not worth it

[05:55:26] Shipping not available

[05:55:37] I love Bethany. Do you have a gift? I love fucking legends. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Lottie. Thank you so much

[05:55:47] Right, come on

[05:55:58] Yeah, that's right. Yeah

[05:56:07] If you've got a patch on the wall, come on Luke!

[05:56:10] Where is it? Where is it?

[05:56:12] Wait, come on Luke!

[05:56:14] Yeah, he's opening it, you don't have to pay straight away, don't worry, Lucas is good.

[05:56:17] Come on, Luke!

[05:56:19] I appreciate you, mate, thank you.

[05:56:21] Come on, Luke, I'll be loose, he's laying there, he's a little better even now.

[05:56:28] He's nice, yeah.

[05:56:30] Oh, double patch! Oh, you've got a double patch!

[05:56:33] Oh my God!

[05:56:35] Balsa, Balsa, come on, Balsa.

[05:56:36] Oh, I'm behind him.

[05:56:38] Italy!

[05:56:39] Who's that?

[05:56:40] Wait, wait, wait, we'll mute so that we're in it.

[05:56:42] That patch is a giant mute.

[05:56:44] Chad's a mute so that we're in it for him.

[05:56:45] Is that you, mate?

[05:56:46] Oh, Chad, the patch is actually...

[05:56:48] Oh, my God.

[05:56:49] That is unreal, Zeezu.

[05:56:50] Oh, don't.

[05:56:51] Good luck, mate.

[05:56:52] When this card starts, it's going this way.

[05:56:54] You ready?

[05:56:55] Oh, my God, come on.

[05:56:56] What?

[05:56:57] Is that?

[05:56:58] Who is that?

[05:56:59] What is that?

[05:57:00] What is that?

[05:57:02] Who's that?

[05:57:03] Who's that?

[05:57:04] You just ripped into it.

[05:57:06] Who the fuck is that?

[05:57:08] Who is that?

[05:57:10] Havish in the 25!

[05:57:14] One of one.

[05:57:16] Go on, Havish!

[05:57:18] 25!

[05:57:20] Come on the bike!

[05:57:22] One!

[05:57:24] 25!

[05:57:26] 25!

[05:57:28] Thank you very much, mate.

[05:57:30] What a fucking unbelievable

[05:58:02] Nice card. There's no guarantee of a one-on-one. Maybe we buy these Luke's, get a Mark's

[05:58:10] Excellence as well. Apparently so that. Right, second one. Come on, mate. Come on.

[05:58:16] Good luck, mate. Ooh, it's a five. Are you up to date now, Luke? Yeah, I'm watching

[05:58:22] his live. Have we really got a napkin for a two-five? You're having a lot of time.

[05:58:26] That into five I'll go mutt

[05:58:28] I'm pretty sure it's R9

[05:58:30] Oh, that's a lot of time

[05:58:32] I forgot the patch, it's R9

[05:58:34] I think R9's panicking

[05:58:36] Oh, chat, forget the patch

[05:58:38] Pretty sure

[05:58:40] Oh, come on

[05:58:42] Come on, Luke

[05:58:44] Come on, Luke

[05:58:46] Come on, Luke

[05:58:48] Come on, Luke

[05:58:50] Come on, Luke

[05:58:52] That's naughty, that's naughty

[05:58:54] Legends all round in this we need some current players as well. They're but our nine very nice start. We take that

[05:59:00] Don't we that Ned bed card is probably one of the best cards? I see look at the patch on the patch on the edge

[05:59:05] That's unreal unbelievable kind of Scott's you know, right there is your online

[05:59:11] Next to your Ned vet

[05:59:13] Three more to go my god, it's got the packs in the wrong way

[05:59:16] So the patch is the wrong way round so what if it was the other way round to be black and blue star

[05:59:20] come on it's a lovely car that the R9 is it was it one one oh my bud going

[05:59:27] Gary the way half of these players I thought so it's actually going to one

[05:59:29] on one yeah I want one of these theories I don't understand now I mean you

[05:59:35] and Chaz I just got a one I want that what

[05:59:37] third box third but oh oh oh go on ginger cat fire it's 25 mate you're

[05:59:47] Fucking legend, bro. You are an absolute go man. Honestly. Thank you so much

[05:59:53] Thank you, bro. Thank you so much, brother. I appreciate I

[05:59:59] Thank you, bro

[06:00:02] Oh my god, so they've signed it and then they wrote something themselves

[06:00:09] Ginger cat, thank you so much, bro. I love you mate. Honestly. Thank you, bro. Oh my god. There's no way

[06:00:17] She was going for it. Is that Cristiano? Oh my goodness, Maldini, Maldini.

[06:00:22] Oh my God.

[06:00:30] Go on Lottie with a five. Lottie with a five.

[06:00:33] With a five. Lottie with a five.

[06:00:36] Go on Lottie, favorite a five.

[06:00:38] I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very much Lottie.

[06:00:41] I appreciate that a lot honestly. Thank you, love.

[06:00:43] That's unbelievable.

[06:00:44] That is unbelievable by the way

[06:00:48] There's no way he's wrote that on his debut is there a case literally full Syria

[06:00:53] full Syria

[06:01:01] Two more boxes to go as well

[06:01:05] 25 years, but somehow that is the case right come on

[06:01:07] So is it five boxes yeah, there's now five boxes

[06:01:37] 5 love

[06:02:07] Oh my god!

[06:02:09] Oh my god!

[06:02:11] Whiskers!

[06:02:13] Oh my god!

[06:02:15] Oh my god!

[06:02:17] Oh my god!

[06:02:19] Oh my god!

[06:02:21] Fucking save you all this years!

[06:02:23] Oh my god!

[06:02:25] Bro, you've got to do that as well as possible!

[06:02:27] I'm going to end up having a heart attack.

[06:02:29] I still get that stupid sin too.

[06:02:31] By the way, this case has been fucking mental.

[06:02:33] Hey, that is mental. I can't lie. That's class.

[06:02:35] I thought it was messy can we just take a moment look at that oh my god this is unbelievable

[06:02:39] oh my god i might get the rest of my case fuck yeah go on chazza

[06:02:44] chill out go on chaz go on chaz

[06:02:47] oh god i'm gonna pass out here oh my god one little balance it's not

[06:02:56] oh my one more as well by the way hey grem how are you my friend do we

[06:03:01] God hopefully hopefully hopefully how are you it's gonna be an hour time now it's gotta be an hour time you think so

[06:03:07] What a fucking minute I haven't even moved

[06:03:09] Oh my god it got all the kids

[06:03:11] Oh no that that bus gets on the best old man feels

[06:03:18] Paramedics I might need paramedics and we get another one or one or something I might pass out

[06:03:23] Surely

[06:03:27] Why fucking case this has been

[06:03:29] Oh, right. Let's come down. Let's come on them to five to five again. Oh my God. Come

[06:03:38] on. I'll be player. Hey, that's a that's a legend. That's a legend. Oh my God. It's

[06:03:45] not. It's not. It's not. I think that's retro England. It's not. It's not. I don't think

[06:03:50] you buy it. I don't know. I think it's likely buying I think the United depends

[06:03:56] the red five. Oh my god.

[06:04:06] Oh my god. I'm sure number

[06:04:09] shirt number. That's hot. Hey,

[06:04:12] that's an unbelievable card.

[06:04:15] somehow. Yeah, no, you're

[06:04:16] actually number five. Yeah, what

[06:04:18] has just happened? Like

[06:04:20] seriously? That's called that.

[06:04:23] What a case that is for the

[06:04:25] No, it's got a fucking hate for it and actually, you know.

[06:04:28] I'm not normally lost for words, but I'm generally lost for words on that.

[06:04:32] I think you've at least broke even there, you know.

[06:04:34] Maldini inscriptions are five, Nedved 101, Busquets 101,

[06:04:38] Mateus to five, Luke, you are a legend.

[06:04:40] Appreciate you picking it up and congrats on those cards,

[06:04:43] because they're unbelievable.

[06:04:45] I reckon you've made money, Luke.

[06:04:47] Chas is going all in it.

[06:04:48] Are we going all in? Are we going all in, Chas?

[06:04:51] I'm getting the rest of the skin in, Chas!

[06:04:53] Come on. Come on. Come on.

[06:05:03] Come on, Chaz. Right, let me

[06:05:06] come on, I don't want to make some people's

[06:05:08] dying. So, I'll just give me a few

[06:05:09] things. I'm inspired. Well, it's

[06:05:11] out. Come on.

[06:05:14] Come on.

[06:05:16] Come on.

[06:05:19] Go on, Laura. Five out of ten.

[06:05:21] you sexy bitch thank you very much Laura fuck it each other gets a one-on-one I'm

[06:05:26] getting another case go on Laura 5 and a 10 thank you Laura legend sorry let me

[06:05:35] say this message Laura thank you love

[06:05:39] I'm actually shattered you know I'm actually dead tired off I feel like I'm used on my

[06:05:49] life I don't know.

[06:05:50] I will do Luke of course man I will do appreciate you mate I must say K for expensive.

[06:05:54] I'll pay for it go on.

[06:06:09] you

[06:06:39] you

[06:07:09] you

[06:07:39] you

[06:08:09] you

[06:08:39] You've met loads you've missed too much like I'm up over the last few days. Let's keep it up

[06:09:06] Yeah, I'll put it in your mouth and lock it in your mouth and let me know what you're up to.

[06:09:13] What's your mouth? Is that just that excellence? Is that all he's done?

[06:09:17] Yeah, I got it to 50.

[06:09:19] To 50? That's...

[06:09:21] I think he's got up to 5.

[06:09:23] Yeah.

[06:09:24] So 50 was 6. Yeah, these are mine chat.

[06:09:27] Let's chat the Skelly. Let's get the Skelly out, chat.

[06:09:30] Just so we remember, I'll say what we've got.

[06:09:32] You reckon I broke even, Jin said it.

[06:09:34] Yeah, yeah, I think so yeah

[06:09:37] Right there's your scally one-on-one right we've got a decent place to start with I'm not going to keep any of them

[06:09:46] Come on Chaz

[06:09:53] Through

[06:10:34] Just buyin'

[06:10:37] Just buyin'

[06:10:39] Just buyin'

[06:10:40] Just buyin'

[06:10:42] I think it's Ajax up

[06:10:45] Bailey, 5 minutes and mate, I appreciate that

[06:10:47] Sorry I missed it Bailey, you're a legend

[06:10:49] Thank you bro

[06:10:50] Thank you very much Bailey bro, I appreciate you mate

[06:10:52] I'll leave

[06:10:53] Oh, is that Ned Ned again?

[06:10:56] I've got King Kenny

[06:10:57] Oh, that's Ned Ned

[06:10:58] Oh, piss off Ned Ned

[06:11:01] Oh my shit

[06:11:02] That is shit.

[06:11:04] That's fucking rubbish.

[06:11:06] It's not looking good, A-Lock. It's not looking good.

[06:11:10] It's not good.

[06:11:12] There we go. Suck em all.

[06:11:14] Got more cars.

[06:11:16] At least two.

[06:11:18] Two out of two.

[06:11:20] It's not looking good.

[06:11:22] No.

[06:11:24] Kitspreer is high. Kitspreer is a good fodder.

[06:11:26] That goes in the 89 exchange.

[06:11:28] What can you we haven't played yet guys we need Pessie all right come on I haven't seen

[06:11:37] of your Maldives we need a bit of fire I know we've got one on Scali but just anything

[06:11:42] with it yeah I got one 50 is lowest come on I believe I believe I believe wow right

[06:11:52] I believe in a thing called laugh

[06:11:54] That patch

[06:11:55] It is solved, right?

[06:11:57] It's not the end of the world

[06:11:59] There we are, that's normal

[06:12:01] That's Barcelona jazz

[06:12:03] Oh, please be on line, the song

[06:12:05] It's going to be Rivaldo in it

[06:12:07] Rivaldo, sort of

[06:12:09] R9 maybe?

[06:12:10] Rivaldo's not been pulled out yet, hasn't he?

[06:12:13] No, it's going to be Rivaldo in it

[06:12:15] Boy, it's down

[06:12:16] No, no

[06:12:18] What?

[06:12:20] Come on.

[06:12:22] Come on.

[06:12:24] Oh my god.

[06:12:26] Oh!

[06:12:28] Oh, real.

[06:12:30] Again, another one.

[06:12:32] Okay.

[06:12:34] Okay.

[06:12:36] Oh, that gives me my crazy head, though.

[06:12:38] I love being a KT, that's for ten.

[06:12:40] Compared to the previous ones,

[06:12:42] I think your KT is like one big player.

[06:12:44] I'm sure.

[06:12:46] No

[06:12:53] Sorry

[06:13:06] Go on Lauren fairly gifted love here we go two more

[06:13:16] Oh, no, don't just flash you all child. I don't have a flash. Yeah, I didn't see. It was like multi-coloured. It's a five.

[06:13:27] It's a five again, by the way. Oh, come on. That's faster. Now. Oh, that's retro.

[06:13:36] Oh my god, Chasley's female as well as female Chas, you love the women's game.

[06:13:51] Yeah, I do, I love the women's game.

[06:13:54] Come on!

[06:13:56] Come on, Mick and Rapinoe!

[06:13:58] Or do you want me to play the balsa?

[06:14:00] Oh my god.

[06:14:02] That's for my tail.

[06:14:04] I don't see a potato.

[06:14:06] There's a nice guy.

[06:14:08] That's fucking me, man.

[06:14:12] Yeah, I'm moving on.

[06:14:14] There we are.

[06:14:16] I wonder if she's better than Beth Meade, 22.

[06:14:20] No, Beth Meade.

[06:14:22] Don't get me started on that.

[06:14:26] Don't fucking...

[06:14:28] She's everywhere.

[06:14:30] We've got a big daddy.

[06:14:32] She's killing a private mate.

[06:14:33] Who K-Boss for tail?

[06:14:34] Yeah, I know, but you're not asked about that though, Chas, because you said that.

[06:14:37] Yeah, she will get some.

[06:14:38] I think we're looking good here.

[06:14:39] I'm not gonna lie.

[06:14:40] I'm not gonna lie.

[06:14:41] That's 1-350.

[06:14:42] I mean, it could be us.

[06:14:43] It could be Nedved.

[06:14:44] I think this case has been...

[06:14:45] Yeah, it could be Nedved.

[06:14:46] No, don't worry, Chas, you've already had a Nedved.

[06:14:47] That was all I think, dude.

[06:14:48] I think we're all gonna be fine.

[06:14:49] It's all right.

[06:14:50] Oh, we could just get the trifet so we can get Tres again.

[06:14:52] Yeah, which is common.

[06:14:53] She's got a 1.5K for a 10.

[06:14:55] Yeah, you're looking about two there.

[06:14:57] I'm not talking about two there, I'm picking them up.

[06:15:27] you

[06:15:57] you

[06:16:27] you

[06:16:57] you

[06:17:27] you

[06:17:57] I

[06:18:03] Can't find it on eBay, so I don't know yet. He's at 1.3. I was something

[06:18:07] Someone I want to win the soldier now, but I want to flash years down. It's there. I was he not in it

[06:18:15] So unbelievable keen is my okay

[06:18:27] It's going to be a lot. Um, I've got a lot. Roy Keane, I can't wait for some more. Roy Keane, I want one.

[06:18:40] Yeah, I'll tell you first about the station at now.

[06:18:42] Max, how much we say I'm the Roy Keane? Max is like, but basically, Max doesn't go outside. Just looks at that and I'm joking.

[06:18:47] Well, Max, how much do you reckon? One of one from twenty-two to thirty-one.

[06:18:50] $6,500.

[06:18:52] $6,500.

[06:18:54] They're saying around $6,500 to $7,500, $7,500.

[06:18:57] I would say $10,000 USD.

[06:19:00] Because obviously this is worth more than the old dollars.

[06:19:02] We take it, mate.

[06:19:04] We take it, mate. We take it.

[06:19:05] Hey, Cyril.

[06:19:07] What's $10,000 USD in sterling?

[06:19:10] $10 USD is £7.40.

[06:19:12] So, $7,500.

[06:19:15] I'll see what I've got.

[06:19:17] I don't know if we can speak another day.

[06:19:19] That's the unbelievable patch though, that's class.

[06:19:22] The three of you, I appreciate the three of you picking those up by the way.

[06:19:24] Bunch of legends.

[06:19:26] Um...

[06:19:28] I'm sort shipping with you all.

[06:19:30] I might as well keep it to be fair.

[06:19:31] Sort shipping with you all.

[06:19:33] I fucking always had an admiration for Roy Key.

[06:19:35] It might be easy for me to just drop them all off in one go, I'll be honest.

[06:19:38] He's one of my favourite sentiments ever played a game.

[06:19:40] And you think of the battles he had with the era.

[06:19:42] Oh, Ginger, I tell you what.

[06:19:45] I tell you what.

[06:19:46] I know he ain't gonna keep it.

[06:19:48] That smash is fucking real much...

[06:20:02] What are the itch-a-wiggling you get doing that?

[06:20:04] He's fucking...

[06:20:04] By the way...

[06:20:07] Let me cut these away, hold on.

[06:20:09] Oh my god, I think I'm gonna get a bottle of water, chat.

[06:20:12] You're gonna have to go and allow me for two minutes, I'm gonna get a bottle of water.

[06:20:14] What it is. Let's go, hold on a minute.

[06:20:17] Now we're running off Adam, don't worry.

[06:20:21] Now don't you worry, we'll be doing some breaks, Charlie, don't worry, just...

[06:20:30] I'm just getting into, um...

[06:20:35] I'm just...

[06:20:42] I'm just getting into this case that he's on about...

[06:20:47] I just put the LAT 11 spots, perfect.

[06:20:54] Ahem.

[06:20:56] Fucking chill out.

[06:20:57] What's up Luke? You alright?

[06:20:59] Yeah, yeah.

[06:21:01] What are you scratching?

[06:21:04] Erm, McCoy's...

[06:21:06] ...Sci-Sweet Chicken.

[06:21:09] Not bad to be fair.

[06:21:10] And you know why? They've got KP.

[06:21:12] I love KP.

[06:21:13] You love KP nuts, don't you?

[06:21:45] I

[06:21:49] Have a look here. Oh my god

[06:21:55] Look at this copy mania's supposed pulled oh

[06:22:00] My god

[06:22:04] Is that the one with the United Badge yeah, that's the one of one as well. Yeah

[06:22:09] It's on evening. It's like four and a half. I don't I don't know if it's on either or not. That's unbelievable

[06:22:15] Well, edit the original one.

[06:22:21] Honestly, if loads of one-on-ones come out here,

[06:22:24] I don't even know, oh my.

[06:22:27] I've not seen anything like that.

[06:22:27] It's a little bit like that.

[06:22:31] Yeah, that one.

[06:22:31] Wow, you're pretty famous about patch.

[06:22:35] What is it there?

[06:22:36] Are you sending it, man?

[06:22:37] I think we might pass out there, you know what I'm saying.

[06:22:40] Where do I get your call?

[06:22:41] Right, it's one-it-jays.

[06:22:42] Fuck you, I'm real on it.

[06:22:44] Message me, I'll send you the loop.

[06:22:45] I'm sorry mate, I'm not mine, I'm not allowed to pay for it, I'm trying to pay for these, but he's not letting me.

[06:22:53] Did I get boxes last night, yeah?

[06:23:03] I didn't do that. My card was declined, daily spend limit.

[06:23:08] What was it, folk?

[06:23:10] Oh, I think, I think I have to send him my separatler.

[06:23:19] You have to email me himself. Cheers mate.

[06:23:22] Come on.

[06:23:24] Oh, chat, what a day man. What a day.

[06:23:27] Not that it makes me happy to get in good cards. I tell you what, I'm a sad man.

[06:23:34] Right.

[06:23:35] I'm going to say that.

[06:23:45] Thank you, mate.

[06:23:46] Another big one.

[06:23:47] Come on, mate.

[06:23:48] Some dickhead morning because I didn't go and sign anything that

[06:23:52] was there.

[06:23:53] You're not a fucking going on.

[06:23:54] I'm composed now.

[06:23:55] We are.

[06:23:56] Come on.

[06:23:57] Relax, people.

[06:23:58] I see the two of us saying you'll do some after the game.

[06:24:01] You didn't.

[06:24:02] Literally.

[06:24:03] By the way, when I literally went back at the end.

[06:24:04] At the end, I did every single photo, every single signature, for every single person that stayed.

[06:24:10] Pardon me, I didn't do it on his fucking stopwatch.

[06:24:13] Fucking nabbed.

[06:24:15] Right. Silver.

[06:24:18] First one, Silver.

[06:24:19] First hit, ten.

[06:24:20] Go on, mob.

[06:24:21] Oh, my Jesus.

[06:24:22] Ah, Silver.

[06:24:23] What?

[06:24:24] Oh, it's thick.

[06:24:25] I think that's all mine.

[06:24:26] I think that's all mine.

[06:24:27] It's thicker than the blue.

[06:24:28] Is he born of a case?

[06:24:29] Yeah.

[06:25:00] We're flying through them right first ones name are six to ten

[06:25:06] Each I actually have I've had six under seven horrible Bastina's 12 kid. He's a knob

[06:25:14] Morning cuz I didn't fucking sign it well three way. It's not my fault. He's fucking left a little

[06:25:20] Attracting name ours

[06:25:22] Anyway, it's putting me off now. All right next one. It's a good shower

[06:25:27] Watch me get a full case of two tens

[06:25:30] It is a patch. It's a patch to five. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[06:25:43] Oh my god. That's a new player. Oh my god. It could be your mouth.

[06:25:49] Oh my god. It could be your mouth. Bars. It's a five.

[06:25:54] Or petrol. Come on. Not female. No. No.

[06:25:59] Oh my, oh I thought it was.

[06:26:00] Hey, Shabby again.

[06:26:02] Two of five.

[06:26:02] A busket.

[06:26:03] Yo, busket.

[06:26:04] When does he wear the sport for?

[06:26:06] I don't think it is Spotify.

[06:26:07] Two of five busket.

[06:26:08] Two bars, there's a lot of things off-limits.

[06:26:10] Two bars, he's not bad though.

[06:26:11] I mean, the loot case was like,

[06:26:13] how many was there on the loot case?

[06:26:14] Four, sir, he had?

[06:26:15] Not really funny, what if you fucking pause up again?

[06:26:17] There's only five of them in the old set,

[06:26:19] so I might see two of them already.

[06:26:21] Don't forget a one-on-one or something, don't mind it.

[06:26:23] War a collation.

[06:26:24] We are asking you to use collation.

[06:26:28] Barcicolatia

[06:26:30] It's been decent. Yeah, I picked number one

[06:26:35] I picked three tonight. No, you chose number two boss or the last okay. He's messing it imagine

[06:26:41] Give us a one of one what black black and yellow kit for messy. Are you running? Yeah fucking bomb ready, mate?

[06:26:49] Okay, that is an also right to five or so to five or so come on five on the auto

[06:26:58] Do you know what he's fucking?

[06:26:59] I don't even know.

[06:27:00] Mateus, Mateus, Mateus.

[06:27:04] To 5-0, so.

[06:27:05] So that's Mateus, that.

[06:27:07] Maldini.

[06:27:08] It is a 1-5.

[06:27:11] Marko Van Basten.

[06:27:13] Oh, fuck.

[06:27:14] He's got 3-1.

[06:27:15] He's got 3-1.

[06:27:16] Fuck, you know what she's fuck off.

[06:27:19] The van Basten to 5-0.

[06:27:20] Was that the same one as before, Chai?

[06:27:22] What was it, didn't I think?

[06:27:23] What she's fuck off.

[06:27:25] I think he was the same anyway.

[06:27:26] I wouldn't worry I'm right with why these are coming out wouldn't even worry if you've got a spot in the next one

[06:27:31] I wouldn't even worry. I'm not worried

[06:27:34] Right come on second case you only gone detox it actually been before that just freeing to have gone

[06:27:39] My mind was right to the end as well to the last box. Come on

[06:27:43] Thank you is lost a lot of weight

[06:27:46] It goes out there, you know really more kind of goes through I think that as well I generally do I think we're more kind of

[06:27:56] right. Next one.

[06:28:02] fucking dickhead. What are you

[06:28:04] doing? Oh my god.

[06:28:06] Right. Here we go. I'm

[06:28:08] fucking. Oh my god.

[06:28:10] That is actually

[06:28:12] who's each. Why do you

[06:28:14] it could be Emirates. It's

[06:28:16] pretty sure it's

[06:28:18] to be fair though.

[06:28:20] You've said that five times.

[06:28:22] No, no, no, because I've seen

[06:28:24] It is part of a sponsor. It's part of a sponsor.

[06:28:26] It's an old kit as well, by the way.

[06:28:28] That is an old kit.

[06:28:29] Pretty sure it is Burkamp.

[06:28:29] I'd hate it to be on real Burkamp.

[06:28:31] That is an old, old kit.

[06:28:34] Five of ten, Dennis Burkamp.

[06:28:36] Oh, I've got a lot of Burkamps.

[06:28:38] That is a beauty, Arsenal.

[06:28:40] Shit in there.

[06:28:42] Fucking cold, that. I've got a lot of Burkamps, though.

[06:28:45] It's a lovely card, that. Look at that old patch.

[06:28:47] Wow.

[06:28:48] Much worn the Burkamp.

[06:28:49] That is fucking stupid.

[06:28:50] That is actually fucking unbelievable.

[06:28:53] Off the drink house. That's what it's off. Yeah, I can't feel real one

[06:29:02] Must have an alley one of one's I think

[06:29:06] Surely not right you ready final box change must have an alley's one of ones in this final box

[06:29:23] Oh my God!

[06:29:25] Oh my God!

[06:29:27] Oh my God!

[06:29:29] Oh my God!

[06:29:31] Oh my God!

[06:29:33] Here we go!

[06:29:35] Here we go!

[06:29:37] Here we go!

[06:29:39] Here we go!

[06:29:41] Come on.

[06:29:43] Please.

[06:29:45] Gold?

[06:29:47] Yeah, we know it's gold.

[06:29:49] I was by Munich, fuck off, shit this.

[06:29:51] League shut up fucking United's kid but if it is that's that's the new kid the

[06:30:06] only one is from this squad that's actually come on mate come on I'm pretty

[06:30:11] sure please be united well actually is your open league as well it is United

[06:30:15] It has to be Br...

[06:30:17] Oh no, oh no.

[06:30:18] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.

[06:30:21] Oh no, oh no.

[06:30:23] Oh no.

[06:30:26] Oh no.

[06:30:27] On the Alejandro Garner.

[06:30:29] Ginch, Ginch.

[06:30:30] I don't know what that is.

[06:30:31] Ginch.

[06:30:33] Oh my God.

[06:30:36] Who's that twat from Argentina?

[06:30:41] Who's that Mourney Crabbino?

[06:30:44] Alejandro is his name and he hasn't got a break and he won't be waiting trophies anymore

[06:30:50] Who's that twat from Argentina?

[06:30:55] Who's that money grabby roll?

[06:30:58] Alejandro is his name and he hasn't got a break and he won't be waiting trophies anymore

[06:31:04] Fuck off, shit cunt

[06:31:06] I appreciate the question, you're a legend

[06:31:08] I mean we've got some more cards

[06:31:09] Awesome scores

[06:31:10] Come on, I'm an actual still I think

[06:31:12] FUCKING KILL HIM!

[06:31:14] I hear fucking killing him!

[06:31:16] Fucking lucky.

[06:31:17] Oh no, Jake, Jin just killed Sandal!

[06:31:19] Jin just killed Sandal!

[06:31:20] FUCKING KILL HIM!

[06:31:36] The dopamine you get off that is mental.

[06:32:12] stop stop and that there was not a fun one for me that bunch of legends and I'm

[06:32:16] also gonna tell us yes and you free individual emails

[06:32:21] oh my god like a cheaper size and I practice what I preach

[06:32:31] right there we go tell me yeah I work on about that one week but that's the

[06:32:37] fucking gorgeous maybe yeah there's another one right I like the way I'm

[06:32:52] moving my demeanor there's no point I can't even go I mean I can go to the

[06:32:56] gym now but I'm not much of a time there so it's pointless I'll just go

[06:32:59] tomorrow's dreamless. Hey Luke. Can we can we get a little can we can we make a

[06:33:09] promise now? Sorry what promise is this? If and when you win the Worlds this year

[06:33:16] you've got you have to get another case in. Is that a deal? So if I win the

[06:33:20] World Championships I've got to get another case. Yeah. Yeah for yourself.

[06:33:25] I thought it was 10 cards, not 5, what's this?

[06:33:32] What, you thought it was 10?

[06:33:34] This 10!

[06:33:36] We've just got two out of one in a box!

[06:33:38] Yeah, you'll get two then, perfect.

[06:33:41] I mean, to be fair, you made profit on yours.

[06:33:44] Chaz made profit on his.

[06:33:46] I made profit on mine first two, that last one I've lost.

[06:33:51] level it is what it is oh my god Anthony has just met who said he wants

[06:34:03] picking up because he's MC Hammond well telling me he's fucking off the way

[06:34:09] you still don't play for that yet actually I've not played for that and

[06:34:13] it's downloaded sat there doing nothing to one of ones to one of ones you're

[06:34:20] fucking doing all right mate when the fun stop stop well said well fucking said

[06:34:25] I asked no wonder that she is not so embarrassing

[06:34:30] my head's gone I'll be back on soon no it's not it's gonna be back

[06:34:37] I like the way you move.

[06:34:51] Even Leeds B pallet, yeah that's true to be fair.

[06:34:56] My bats.

[06:34:57] Just concerning we're back to where we was last year, just can't score a goal.

[06:35:00] Well it's alright look at your boy, you're crazy aren't you, so you just have to

[06:35:03] that over it you'll be fine

[06:35:08] Darts wants to play Darts I mean I'm happy to fucking love Darts but I don't

[06:35:12] it's such use if you want me to on that

[06:35:18] I want to see your reaction is your vote up no it will be at the end of the

[06:35:23] stream I think we'll play a different gaming or we'll play a bit more of a

[06:35:27] game first and then we'll play Darts Darts tournament though 100% I don't

[06:35:31] You should get a dart ball, Jinx. I reckon.

[06:35:36] Look at myself. I reckon I could get one.

[06:35:39] Like, here. Have you got my tree one?

[06:35:42] No problem.

[06:35:44] Yeah, go on.

[06:35:46] Once the tree's gone. How big's the knocking?

[06:35:50] It has to be 749.

[06:35:52] How long is it?

[06:35:54] 749.

[06:35:56] Resika you sexy cow. Thank you very much. Love. I appreciate it's when he gifted

[06:36:01] I've got your fucking present downstairs as well. Don't you fucking worry? Thank you so much. Resika

[06:36:08] Legend thank you

[06:36:11] Stoliers, what am I thank you love honesty your fucking go. Say that again. I lads. Yo, how much of them? Stoliers

[06:36:17] Scoliers, I don't know back then when I got mine was about six seven hundred

[06:36:21] I don't think he's actually ever gonna go, you know.

[06:36:23] It probably won't, unfortunately. I think it's just embarrassing.

[06:36:26] After what's just happened, coming back into brainwrap, hit me head, it's gonna go.

[06:36:29] Yeah, I'm fucking...

[06:36:31] I'm fucking...

[06:36:33] I'm fucking...

[06:36:35] I'm fucking...

[06:36:37] I'm fucking...

[06:36:39] I'm fucking...

[06:36:41] I'm fucking...

[06:36:43] I'm fucking...

[06:36:45] I'm fucking...

[06:36:47] I'm fucking...

[06:36:49] Yeah, I'm fucking

[06:36:51] I can't believe every single case we've just opened we've got a 101

[06:36:55] Did you just watch?

[06:36:57] No, no, J.K.

[06:36:59] I even eyeballed the case

[06:37:01] I feel physically sick

[06:37:03] Oh, no, no, no, I've got to watch the log

[06:37:05] We need a bit of spanner

[06:37:09] Nah

[06:37:11] This is the worst lobby I've been in by the way for this GTA thing

[06:37:13] I've been in it for 40 minutes and no one's successfully fisted me to death

[06:37:17] I can't do it. I can't do it.

[06:37:25] For enough.

[06:37:28] I know. Oh my god. I spoke too

[06:37:31] soon. Oh my god. I'm going to go on Asia for the five gift.

[06:37:34] Did me thank you very much love. I appreciate it as well.

[06:37:37] Thank you very much. A five legend. Thank you so much.

[06:37:40] Man, I appreciate that. Now will not be returning to cameo.

[06:37:43] get that honestly thank you I'm on with a lot of people on to do the mongers

[06:37:47] yet to go to you

[06:37:50] no definitely not

[06:38:04] I don't mind doing the GAA hunted if you want I can do GAA hunted I'm not

[06:38:10] I'm doing a scaven.

[06:38:12] Um, G.A. Haunted.

[06:38:17] Oh, actually, let me message Chas.

[06:38:20] Ooh.

[06:38:30] No, no, no, no, no.

[06:38:32] Yeah.

[06:38:39] Go on, laser!

[06:38:44] For having a 10 gifted laser, you're a fucking legend.

[06:38:47] Thank you very much, laser.

[06:38:48] I appreciate that a lot, honestly.

[06:38:49] Thank you.

[06:38:50] Fucking legend.

[06:38:51] Thank you very much, laser.

[06:38:53] 10 gifted from the fucking goat.

[06:38:56] Thank you very much, laser.

[06:38:57] Hi, NTFF chat.

[06:38:59] Is he now?

[06:39:02] you

[06:39:32] you

[06:40:02] you

[06:40:32] you

[06:41:02] you

[06:41:32] Thank you.

[06:42:01] Yes leave you okay mate.

[06:42:08] Merry Christmas.

[06:42:10] I don't know what child he's doing.

[06:42:16] Leona!

[06:42:17] Go on Leona!

[06:42:18] Leona!

[06:42:19] Leona!

[06:42:20] Leona!

[06:42:21] Leona!

[06:42:22] Leona!

[06:42:23] Leona!

[06:42:24] Leona!

[06:42:25] Leona!

[06:42:26] Leona!

[06:42:27] Oh no, if I remember the 10 love, go on Leona, thank you very much, legend.

[06:42:33] Why am I not in the U-Trap, I'm gonna kill the center a minute ago.

[06:42:37] JJ.

[06:42:39] I mean, you're right.

[06:42:40] I've been told to tell ya,

[06:42:43] your chin looks like a Lego brick.

[06:42:47] I'll take that, cause that's quite rectangular.

[06:42:50] Do people want rectangle chins?

[06:42:52] I'll take any chin to be honest. I've gone from no chin to about four. That's what you

[06:43:02] like shit does for you, you know? Okay, interesting.

[06:43:07] You all won me. What's this here? Justin Hood, water player regardless

[06:43:19] if not it deserves a Premier League spot what a match to the fuck boring oh what's

[06:43:26] going on I see three people John what's up could it buzz in like that I can't

[06:43:34] I can't hear them you someone's trying to communicate through Moscow leaving

[06:43:39] and turn back.

[06:43:42] Hello?

[06:43:46] Is that that?

[06:43:46] No, you're right.

[06:43:48] Oh yeah, it is, I think.

[06:43:49] Perfect.

[06:43:59] Fucking...

[06:44:00] Oh.

[06:44:01] What?

[06:44:03] No, yeah.

[06:44:07] What?

[06:44:09] I agree with Chas to be fair Chas just fucking did it oh my god pies opening

[06:44:25] in a box. Let me get it back on. Hold on, he's got to do one.

[06:44:49] Is he in a box or a case though?

[06:44:54] Is he alive? He's not even alive.

[06:44:56] I've had him on stream and I haven't seen him in chat.

[06:45:00] Oh fuck yeah, I love a box.

[06:45:04] That is genuinely unbelievable that you know.

[06:45:12] Oh God.

[06:45:14] Give me a hold on chat, I'm nearly there.

[06:45:17] Oh fuck, he did.

[06:45:18] I saw him from down here, probably so.

[06:45:21] What's that?

[06:45:22] I know that it makes some strange but we may have recovered from um we

[06:45:25] can't believe that you honestly do you got that one that's chazzy on it

[06:45:29] give me two chat hold on i'm nearly there i do i do you apologize i'm just recovering

[06:45:36] i went on cff chat on that way sir

[06:45:43] excuse me

[06:45:43] He's still on the pipe, no.

[06:45:50] Oh my god, one-one pallets.

[06:45:54] Oh for fuck's sake.

[06:45:56] I fucking hate this club.

[06:45:58] So you go straight to...

[06:46:00] To the third.

[06:46:02] It does it well.

[06:46:04] Ha ha ha ha!

[06:46:07] Mark Yehey!

[06:46:09] Oh

[06:46:16] Why is he not so I mean I'm hiding big he's bothered that why is my game trying to get them up by

[06:46:31] I mean, I think it's fair though, you know

[06:46:36] What?

[06:46:38] Fucking Kepp on, what is he doing?

[06:46:42] What do you want him to do there?

[06:46:44] Fucking keep his legs closed.

[06:46:48] He's in the six yard box and he's right in front of him.

[06:46:53] I don't know what you're pointing at exactly.

[06:46:55] I'm not radiating you.

[06:46:58] He's three yards away from Kepp on and he's hit his eyes, he can't through his legs, he ain't saving it.

[06:47:03] What you want to look at is why Jefferson Lerner is beating ahead over Gabrielle and Saliba if they're playing another of their own.

[06:47:13] Is it happening when you support a shit club though? You don't win for Colchess and Palace? Bear in mind, I've got Kepa.

[06:47:21] Not Kepa, you've got Kepa. Or you'll win the Potech throughout.

[06:47:29] You'll be fine.

[06:47:33] I mean champions fight till the end runners up give up and that's the difference

[06:47:50] Well again up to now guys, I've got to make one constant for another hour.

[06:47:56] Shake up any way Daisy or through to the League Cup after a quarter three two.

[06:48:00] tonight are in yeah love it yeah maybe

[06:48:03] joker so I said two legs yeah generally

[06:48:08] brochelle lose those jules in the air

[06:48:13] from set pieces asked but they did with

[06:48:15] learn that love that I am fucking

[06:48:28] I got that guy actually.

[06:48:36] Hey now he's done his composition. Now they're going to save as Arsenal in about two minutes mate.

[06:48:40] Aww, we can't save.

[06:48:44] Oh it's alright, Arsenal have taken Arsenal now.

[06:48:47] That would be very much.

[06:48:48] It's so embarrassing.

[06:48:51] Yes Chad, are you okay?

[06:48:53] It's over.

[06:48:58] Oh

[06:49:07] My god to one Channing Arsenal after this palace scored them just

[06:49:20] Imagine not beating palace at home in the car about

[06:49:28] No, I don't want to go to get all right cuz I have vertices back soon and you've got a full start 11 out

[06:49:38] You've got a full start 11 out of your versus challenge versus palace

[06:49:51] Get the radio at least Gabrielle's back

[06:49:58] That's a great ball that.

[06:50:01] He's the other side of the fucking pitch.

[06:50:04] Oh, Rice!

[06:50:06] He keeps slipping him.

[06:50:08] Oh my god, there's your one-on-one skillet!

[06:50:12] Oh, it's a corner though. Here we go.

[06:50:20] That french out.

[06:50:25] Here we go!

[06:50:27] Come on, it's it.

[06:50:35] There we go.

[06:50:36] Arrasno going to do it again from the corner.

[06:50:40] We're in the ball of the pitch!

[06:50:47] Lovely.

[06:50:51] Very bull.

[06:50:56] Great ball.

[06:50:57] So, who? Palace?

[06:50:58] What the?

[06:50:59] Fucking ref.

[06:51:02] Is there any ball in this?

[06:51:03] No.

[06:51:05] And also, VAR only gets involved when it's actually a foul.

[06:51:10] Fuck off a foul for that.

[06:51:13] Go on, Watton.

[06:51:16] Oh, my God, Mattel.

[06:51:20] Pikes and resistors.

[06:51:27] What's inside should it have been a penalty outside?

[06:51:33] It's not a foul anyway.

[06:51:40] Oh my God, what a dive, embasted.

[06:51:45] That's your star boy, is it?

[06:51:48] Mental.

[06:51:49] If that was Bruno, he'd get absolutely crucified.

[06:51:57] You don't have to mate, you don't go to the games anyway.

[06:52:13] I just thought it's funny you can't beat your palace.

[06:52:43] He's not, he's good at saving penalties.

[06:53:00] have I got anyone in there? what a save it was fucking shit. panel is we'll get back

[06:53:23] We'll get back to that in a minute.

[06:53:28] We'll get back to penalties in a minute.

[06:53:40] Oh Michael Owen.

[06:53:54] Oh Michael van der Wijn.

[06:54:10] I don't know if I've got anyone in

[06:54:20] I don't think I have

[06:54:23] No, I've not

[06:54:30] I don't know the case, I don't know

[06:54:37] Oh, that's a nice patch

[06:54:40] Some dynast I don't know who it's father

[06:54:49] Try it mate. I am mate. I think it's metal for

[06:54:57] Ha

[06:55:03] Oh

[06:55:06] That is fucking terrible

[06:55:08] You need to open the case.

[06:55:18] Yeah it is.

[06:55:21] I know.

[06:55:24] What's his possible own song? It's a fucking great tune.

[06:55:37] Out on my head.

[06:55:47] goodbyes

[06:55:57] got young thug in it

[06:55:59] sorry young thug

[06:56:07] you don't let anyone watch you sleep anyway you weirdo

[06:56:11] you don't let anyone watch you sleep anyway

[06:56:13] Oh, wow, Roy Keane.

[06:56:20] Yeah, I bet he was wider.

[06:56:31] Oh, Benit says, I'm back in Kepperer.

[06:56:41] I'm back in Kepperer.

[06:56:51] Fucking hell Stuart Atwell's on a tough Christmas.

[06:56:55] He'll be doing alright, he's fucking a lot more wrinkles than he normally has.

[06:57:06] Silver again.

[06:57:07] Pardon?

[06:57:08] What your pet is? Yeah.

[06:57:16] Go on Hydra.

[06:57:24] Oh my God.

[06:57:27] I'm not being funny.

[06:57:29] But if I'd have got one of these cases, I'd have fucking lost my head.

[06:57:32] Go on Molly, if I ever get to love.

[06:57:34] Oh, yeah, I'd be happy but personally in terms of all you know

[06:57:43] This case is terrible

[06:58:04] to five shit that that's nothing go on my roof for the five gifted mate go on the

[06:58:15] boy very much my roof mate my fucking mod thank you bro pens these are shit

[06:58:22] yeah these are terrible come on then come on palace yeah hurricane fucking get

[06:58:28] off now. Come on, Benitez! Come on, Benitez. I want him to be deaf because you might be

[06:58:41] I'm just not going to look at the chat, I'm looking here anyway.

[06:59:10] be interested. Come on.

[06:59:19] Matata bottom right. New up.

[06:59:30] Oh

[06:59:41] What if it's that apparently not play one of them in it that's interesting

[06:59:57] Oh

[07:00:00] Decker and Rice can't miss Jola.

[07:00:09] Surely Decker don't miss.

[07:00:14] He can though.

[07:00:18] Top. Top right.

[07:00:23] Right down the middle. Shit house.

[07:00:27] Shit house.

[07:00:30] Who's up here?

[07:00:52] Who's this?

[07:00:56] I thought it was this. It did look a bit like Gore. Top left, knew it. Great panel there.

[07:01:19] panel there.

[07:01:26] Ooh, suck it, here we go.

[07:01:49] Ooh!

[07:01:56] I'm right for it off. Shit.

[07:02:03] I've called every penalty.

[07:02:05] He's got keepers of shit.

[07:02:07] James verified gifted me.

[07:02:09] Go on, James. Thank you very much.

[07:02:11] Go on, rim job. You're mad bastard.

[07:02:13] When we get a room job back.

[07:02:14] That's the question.

[07:02:15] Thank you, mate.

[07:02:17] Will Hughes. Go on the boy.

[07:02:19] Go on, Will Hughes.

[07:02:23] one will use. Go on will use mate. I realize I can will use is going to produce the best

[07:02:38] fucking penalty that I experienced in that left foot of his, on that ad.

[07:02:49] Fucking beautiful.

[07:02:58] Beautiful.

[07:03:01] He's pingu there.

[07:03:04] Hey Joe James.

[07:03:08] I think he's not here.

[07:03:18] And he says come on and I'm going to make a fucking save yet.

[07:03:28] We just got a panel.

[07:03:29] I'll come with you.

[07:03:30] We will use our car with you now.

[07:03:34] right. No, I knew it. Told you. Great pad.

[07:04:01] pyrrhex. Here we go, this is the gentleman that got subbed on. Who won the community shield?

[07:04:23] great pan palace with the community shield as well

[07:04:37] fair play

[07:04:39] I just want the goalkeepers to die the same way to be honest.

[07:05:03] That I'd fucking do my all right

[07:05:14] Shit pet

[07:05:18] Go on toast your mad bastard

[07:05:22] Go on toast your mad head for the five mate. Oh, you doing well, man

[07:05:26] Don't mind bet you fucking have toast go on the boy. Thank you toast mate

[07:05:33] Thank you, mate.

[07:05:40] Here we go.

[07:05:43] Ooh, if you're a close-ess.

[07:05:54] So it's very often people who fucking contribute in the game normally miss, but he hasn't great

[07:06:08] pen. Great panel F.

[07:06:38] Calla Fiori to me, I fucking love that.

[07:06:46] If anyone is going to be a fucking unbelievable parent, it's going to be him.

[07:06:51] Shit parent again.

[07:06:54] These are shit.

[07:07:07] Come on, Adam. Come on, Adam.

[07:07:09] These goalkeepers are wonk.

[07:07:38] Wow these goalkeepers are shit

[07:07:44] fuck, I need a chance to fucking save, not me that just won 50 quid on palace as well

[07:08:10] I can't fucking need him to...

[07:08:30] Seven...

[07:08:31] Oh, fuck off.

[07:08:34] Good pen, that.

[07:08:35] Good pen.

[07:08:36] I'm not confident. I've never seen this lad before. I'm not confident here.

[07:09:06] I told you his score.

[07:09:11] Hey, genuinely, I'm not even joking.

[07:09:15] Kepa, I think, refuses to dives to his left hand side.

[07:09:22] He dives right every single time.

[07:09:36] I'd love nothing more than to leave it to mess.

[07:09:58] Literally just hit the target, it's going in every time. Oh my God.

[07:10:06] Yeah it's going to be a fucking long one this.

[07:10:11] The worst thing about this is the goalkeepers.

[07:10:15] La Croque's on next, yeah La Croque's definitely missing.

[07:10:33] La Croque's going to mess just because you had a meme.

[07:10:35] I told you.

[07:10:42] I'm going to ask the fact that celebrating like that is embarrassing.

[07:11:08] Hello?

[07:11:38] How bad are they goalkeepers on that better issue at home?

[07:11:45] No.

[07:11:46] Oh, well, an MVG.

[07:11:49] Do you know what I honestly think?

[07:11:57] He refused to dive through his left-hand side.

[07:12:02] Kepper.

[07:12:03] He dives right every single time. Every single time.

[07:12:19] It is.

[07:12:28] Yeah.

[07:12:33] Chas, do you want me to spell it out for you?

[07:12:48] I've got something to spell for you. B-O-T-T-L-E

[07:12:53] Y-O-U-R-S-H-I-T

[07:12:57] Y-O-U-F-A-T-C-U-M-T

[07:13:03] And for those of you who can't spell, bottle your shit, you fat cunt.

[07:13:16] What was I saying? Not spell it right.

[07:13:21] I did, I took a 10 second gap.

[07:13:26] Well, MVG is through.

[07:13:29] Let's play.

[07:13:30] I honest it mad no cuz you're not matching me just match me

[07:13:45] no but the whole point is to have that number if we both match then that's the best number

[07:13:54] to have no it's just there you go there you go yes we can because I can get a

[07:14:05] video out of it oh my god yeah you're gonna yeah just I tell you gonna write

[07:14:12] it off anyway cuz it's a giveaway you should give it away cuz you want to

[07:14:17] give it away not cuz you can fucking get a video out of it all right it's

[07:14:22] Scammerfun.

[07:14:26] Honestly.

[07:14:29] Scammerfun.

[07:14:35] Right.

[07:14:36] I'm going to break the news.

[07:14:40] Me and Chazza are going to be hosting a Christmas Scammerfun

[07:14:44] right now, where the winner will take away

[07:14:49] a whopping

[07:14:50] 500 pounds! There you go! Now then, how would you like to recruit the fellow people? Yeah,

[07:15:08] chat. Would you like people from the chat? Would you like creators? What would you like?

[07:15:17] You can also get a few mods in, both, I personally prefer doing the viewers because then we give

[07:15:29] back to our community, however chat for some reason prefer creators, I don't really mind,

[07:15:38] I'll happily do.

[07:15:42] Right.

[07:15:42] Mods, please do a poll.

[07:15:46] Thank you all.

[07:16:04] Yeah, I think Mix is probably best.

[07:16:08] Nathan, that is exactly why I never do creators, but that's what the chat won.

[07:16:17] And obviously, the way I look at it is creators more than like if you're doing very well for yourselves anyway, whereas the £500, especially near Christmas, could go to somewhere a lot better.

[07:16:38] We could just go and how would that work Shaz, how would that work?

[07:16:56] Yeah that's true, yeah.

[07:17:00] Oh what we could do is, oh yeah that's a great arc, that's a great idea.

[07:17:04] The £500 goes towards one of their viewers.

[07:17:07] there you go there you go right I'm gonna go and get a drink all right I'm

[07:17:18] back in a minute I know for a piss I'm playing some Christian music tell JK

[07:17:23] tell JK he can he can co-host it as well but he has to put up to 250 quid

[07:17:27] I'm watching say fuck that

[07:17:40] Back there minute Lee children

[07:17:42] Oh my god million dollar

[07:17:46] Yes, Dave. Come on Dave. You're my dad King of Neil for the team of says well for the two gift in brother. I preach her me

[07:17:51] Thank you very much, sir

[07:17:52] Legend thank you millionaire Dave. Thank you very much mate and King O'Neill. Thank you as well, man. I did it so tired chap

[07:23:52] You never find in your dad, so just give up. I thought we drink I went for a pistol.

[07:24:10] Hello?

[07:24:11] Oh, yes, Jake, you okay, mate?

[07:24:17] Have you copped in?

[07:24:24] Yeah, you've lost your head.

[07:24:27] You've lost your head.

[07:24:32] You've lost your head.

[07:24:37] No, that's the thing that actually is about how much,

[07:24:39] because that's how much they're gonna win for Christmas.

[07:24:40] So yeah, it is actually about how much.

[07:24:50] Nope.

[07:24:56] It's fine mate.

[07:24:58] No.

[07:25:03] Are you wearing or are you out?

[07:25:05] You're in. You're putting 250 up? Perfect. Perfect. The prize. Pardon? No, you sit there

[07:25:19] in the corner silently. There was anything. Obviously you do. Obviously you get to fucking

[07:25:24] put your two pens in. And Asperger's throwing a five gift in, mate. Go on, Asperger. Old

[07:25:30] D-Randit McConnell throwing a five gift in, mate. I appreciate the fives you two.

[07:25:35] Thank you very much my legends, thank you.

[07:25:37] I've only some nasal spray.

[07:25:39] Yeah, I'll go for it in a minute.

[07:25:42] But yeah, I mean we could get another host.

[07:25:44] We could make that actually a grand, but we'll see anyway.

[07:25:46] If we get another host, who?

[07:25:49] He ain't putting his full call up mate.

[07:25:51] Try and see if he gets along with some nasal spray.

[07:25:54] Hang on.

[07:28:05] I can't find her.

[07:28:34] Yo, are you fine anyone?

[07:28:45] Who is an Altez, yeah, I'm shocked.

[07:28:54] I've got two people off it, we should get in straight away and I'm gonna pipe hey sirre

[07:29:13] Hey Siri.

[07:29:16] Hey Siri.

[07:29:18] Call Pie Face.

[07:29:20] I didn't catch that.

[07:29:22] Could you try again?

[07:29:23] Call Pie.

[07:29:24] Face to the front of the head in humans

[07:29:25] and many other-

[07:29:26] What the fuck are you on?

[07:29:27] Hey Siri.

[07:29:30] Fuck you, what's something doing?

[07:29:31] Do it yourself.

[07:29:38] Go on garlic and herb dip.

[07:29:39] Ha ha ha ha, what a fucking name.

[07:29:42] Thank you very much mate.

[07:29:45] I appreciate it, five gifted.

[07:29:47] Credit to him, 7-12, mate.

[07:29:56] Hello, good morning, Merry Christmas.

[07:29:57] Hello there, Jack McDermott.

[07:29:59] Merry Christmas to you too, sir.

[07:30:01] How you doing?

[07:30:02] Yeah, good mate.

[07:30:03] What do you, what do you need, sir?

[07:30:06] Well, I was wondering,

[07:30:07] are you busy on stream right now?

[07:30:10] Well, all I'm saying is if you're trying to sell this for the staffer, I am super under the weather.

[07:30:17] It's why that really, I'm having a cold and flea mate.

[07:30:21] So I would love to, but I feel like absolute shit.

[07:30:24] So I don't think me running around my house a day or two before Christmas is a good idea mate.

[07:30:29] I am sorry.

[07:30:30] That's no problem. I wasn't asking you to take part.

[07:30:32] I was asking you to host it with us.

[07:30:35] To host the hunt.

[07:30:38] Yeah, so me, Jakey Chas, I put up 250 quid each for the winner.

[07:30:44] So if you wanted to host it, you put up another 250, then there's obviously a grand prize and

[07:30:49] a thousand pounds before Christmas.

[07:30:51] But obviously it's up to you.

[07:30:54] I've got paid to host it.

[07:30:57] You don't have to, but it's just in the spirit of Christmas, Jack.

[07:31:00] Yeah, I mean, yeah, I get that, but if we're on the negotiations, yeah.

[07:31:07] I mean, I mean, I'd hate it, but I'm like, you know, I mean, we're not all on fucking,

[07:31:14] we're not all on the jungle, do you know what I'm saying?

[07:31:17] Right, I don't know, you'll get paid to win the jungle, you know?

[07:31:24] No, no, but we don't, I've been, I had to go in there, mate.

[07:31:29] Well, where have you heard that? Let me guess, a random newspaper that have randomly come up with a figure?

[07:31:33] Well, what a round of newspaper. It was a highly respected news article.

[07:31:40] Really? For what paper?

[07:31:43] Multiple.

[07:31:45] Well, I saw multiple that said what age got, right?

[07:31:48] And I know for a fact that's not what age got.

[07:31:50] So I'm just wondering how trustworthy are these papers?

[07:31:54] Well, you're discussing fees. I swear that's not a round of your contract.

[07:32:00] I'll host it, but um, yeah, for no fair, of course I'll host it, but the bank's time might be closed, you know what I'm saying, but I'll host it, if you want.

[07:32:12] You're not gonna, but, okay, right, yeah, you can, you can host it then, go on.

[07:32:17] Yeah, alright, okay.

[07:32:18] Oh, hang on a minute, hang on a minute.

[07:32:20] Oh, I think Jakey might want a word with you when you get in here, but yeah, we're in there, we're in multiverse.

[07:32:25] Right, okay, do you need me now, do you?

[07:32:28] Uh, do I need you now? You? Oh no, we're not waiting for chance. Actually, do you know the other night when you wanted to gift 500 subs and spend a grand?

[07:32:38] What's that? Sorry, what? Um, what's the answer?

[07:32:41] Do you know what? Do you know the other night at Ballers League, you got a little bit too drunk and you decided to spend a grand on my card?

[07:32:47] Yeah, but I gave that to you!

[07:32:49] irrelevant. You said if I wanted it back, right? You said if I wanted it back, you'd

[07:32:54] give it back. Well, I don't want it back. I want you to put 250 quid up for the scaven.

[07:33:01] You've kind of got me a bit there, haven't you? I would argue I have, yeah.

[07:33:07] Got me a bit there, didn't you? Right. So, wait, so for Christmas though,

[07:33:11] oh, so I put 250 pounds in and the winner of the scavenger, I get it.

[07:33:17] Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, a grand, yeah.

[07:33:20] Yeah, all right, yeah.

[07:33:21] Well, you have to put it in for me, then I'll give it to you when I see it.

[07:33:24] It will give it to you when I see it.

[07:33:28] You're going to see me, will you?

[07:33:30] Yeah, what's wrong with that?

[07:33:32] No, it's all right. That's fine. Yeah, it's all right.

[07:33:35] Yeah, yeah, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you when I see it.

[07:33:37] Um, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

[07:33:39] That's fine. Yeah.

[07:33:40] Cut me in. Cut me in.

[07:33:41] Right, perfect.

[07:33:43] I think if Chaz is at his desk, can you?

[07:33:46] Okay, perfect. So the way we're going to do it, all right, is I'm going to choose two people from my chat

[07:33:50] Chas chooses two people from his or you can choose another creator that you think would be good to take part pi

[07:33:56] And then we're going to win that money for even them or their chat

[07:34:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you just just come on maybe two us two people I'll do the rounds as well and then we'll go from there

[07:34:16] Just message me then when we're good to go and then I will join the discourse.

[07:34:20] No problemo mate. Alright, I'll see you in a bit.

[07:34:23] See you in a bit, sir. Bye-bye.

[07:34:27] Right, so the two that I've got straight away is Up The Roy.

[07:34:35] One of my moderators.

[07:34:38] I've got Edwardinho.

[07:34:40] I think that I'm comfortable with that at the minute

[07:34:59] All right, okay, I'm gone you but chat so my so my point is there right are we doing it for them?

[07:35:03] Are we doing it for the creators right because if we're doing it for the create?

[07:35:06] But my point is, I've chose people that I know the Grand will also help if they win it, do you know what I mean?

[07:35:14] Do you get what I'm saying?

[07:35:17] Don't choose people that you know are well off, let's just do that.

[07:35:25] Yeah. Yeah, go on. Who do you want to choose?

[07:35:47] Parker 435. Okay, so you need to get all these in the

[07:35:50] discord than Jake though let's not do it in multiverse I use yeah take your part

[07:36:01] yeah so I'll I use all in my discord yeah yeah you can you can just choose

[07:36:11] you know you can just choose but the money goes to them chess so don't

[07:36:14] choose people that you know are well off.

[07:36:16] I've had that myself, but I've not had to do the scaffolding.

[07:36:21] No, they are going to do the scaffolding, yeah.

[07:36:24] No, they can't do the scaffolding.

[07:36:26] Yeah.

[07:36:28] Right, perfect.

[07:36:32] Right, I'm going to minute.

[07:36:34] Right, you're all in my Discord, I'm pretty sure.

[07:36:37] So join my general in Discord.

[07:36:40] Yeah.

[07:36:42] Okay, I'm gone.

[07:36:44] Erm...

[07:36:46] No.

[07:36:48] I sent you an invite and your DMs.

[07:36:53] What's your discord, Jacob?

[07:36:56] I'm gone.

[07:36:58] Yeah, got it.

[07:36:59] Right, I sent it to you and your DMs as well.

[07:37:05] Right, I've got four people, I know it'll be good.

[07:37:08] So I don't mind.

[07:37:09] Um, right then I go to my discord. I

[07:37:14] Got to go to locked. All right. We use join the general druggies in please

[07:37:20] There we go we're getting there

[07:37:23] We're on telly run telly

[07:37:26] Free each and we could be

[07:37:30] I love you I meant it now. I know what a fool I've been and if you kiss me now

[07:37:38] Lay it please relax and what I'm doing.

[07:37:43] Where the fuck are these?

[07:37:48] They just haven't joined, I just fucking...

[07:37:53] Adam is in, I don't know why.

[07:37:58] Oh

[07:38:15] Can't find it

[07:38:28] Chaz is there perfect yes Chaz may you okay yeah

[07:38:41] All right wait for Jakey and pie well wait for Jackie Jakey. I wish we were good to go. Look at me not bad

[07:38:48] Yeah

[07:39:28] I

[07:39:49] Yeah a J key is trucking in there we go we okay

[07:39:58] I mean

[07:40:00] Are you a dependence Jakey you're trying to you try to date them or you try to get them to fucking win money, mate?

[07:40:08] Oh, I'd probably prefer

[07:40:12] 18 are over

[07:40:16] Depends how well you know him if you know them well and you can trust them that's fine

[07:40:21] I'd say 16 plus for the servant. Who is it? Do I know him?

[07:40:28] Do I know him?

[07:40:35] Yeah, go for a jump.

[07:40:46] Yeah, no young John to know of him.

[07:40:47] Hunter!

[07:40:48] Five out of forty seven, mate.

[07:40:49] I am looking for a five gift.

[07:40:50] They've got a fucking boy.

[07:40:51] Thank you very much, mate.

[07:40:53] What a fucking girl.

[07:40:54] Thank you, mate.

[07:40:55] I appreciate that, man.

[07:40:57] Thank you. Who's not doing it?

[07:41:06] Use your phone.

[07:41:15] Ex-masse.

[07:41:18] Quiz.

[07:41:27] Right, but you need to get out you need to reach out to him and get him in this discard

[07:42:04] you know as well. If they want to by the way there's no pressure for them to they might

[07:42:16] not want to do it. No I'm on about mine. Go on Ellie for the five gift in you sexy bitch

[07:42:27] go on Ellie thank you very much love legend thank you very much love chat chill about

[07:42:32] I'm getting the first people in there. I'm gonna crack on please chill.

[07:42:37] Mad, oh, mad.

[07:42:38] Fuck me, man.

[07:42:45] Rock one, yeah, rock some of that.

[07:42:50] Right.

[07:42:52] Mackenzie with a 10 as well. Go on Mackenzie, Max.

[07:42:56] For having a 20 months, mate. Mackenzie, if having a 10 gifted, brother.

[07:42:59] that fucking legend thank you so much mate I appreciate that a lot bro thank

[07:43:04] you very much mate Mackenzie you're a fucking dog thank you very much mate

[07:43:08] thank you bro thank you thank you mate I'll be just going on perfect

[07:43:21] you're fine.

[07:43:26] Yes, Roy. You okay, mate?

[07:43:29] You okay, Roy?

[07:43:32] Really, really good. Thank you.

[07:43:34] How are you finding your Christmas so far?

[07:43:37] Do you know, I'm stressing like a twat every day.

[07:43:40] Yeah. Well, hopefully you can win a grand today, mate.

[07:43:43] A fucking grand?

[07:43:45] A grand.

[07:43:47] Wow.

[07:43:49] The Oracle, favourite of six months mate.

[07:43:52] Mackenzie, favourite of five mate.

[07:43:54] What did you say, Roy?

[07:43:55] Chet, we don't give it some.

[07:43:57] I said it gets my little pickle tingling.

[07:43:59] Okay.

[07:44:00] Erm...

[07:44:03] What was I saying there?

[07:44:04] Edwardinho.

[07:44:05] Is Edwardinho wanting to play or not?

[07:44:12] That's our skipper.

[07:44:13] Is he alive?

[07:44:14] He is indeed.

[07:44:16] Fuck, that's an irrigation.

[07:44:18] Is it true you have a child

[07:44:22] It's not got the width for a child

[07:44:28] Yeah

[07:44:36] You want to be in a scarf on or not? Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god, I bet a coin mom I will

[07:44:45] Yes, there we go. There is a God

[07:44:48] Yeah, well

[07:44:53] We'll be a canyon for every gift in love I appreciate that thank you for the follow

[07:44:58] Yeah, I

[07:45:01] Don't know what I've got my phone bro appreciate

[07:45:04] That's the one

[07:45:06] Best put in the car from talker each other. I wouldn't talk about you. I did it

[07:45:18] Now Lee's not doing it.

[07:45:20] Right, I'm trying to think. So we've got one proper OG.

[07:45:23] And... Joe, would you do it?

[07:45:26] I don't know a minute.

[07:45:30] Joe Mama.

[07:45:32] Parker's waiting for the drag.

[07:45:34] Parker, underscore, four, three, five.

[07:45:36] Someone's trying to imitate him.

[07:45:40] Sweet. I'll get out of it.

[07:45:42] Where's Owen live?

[07:45:44] I'll get Owen to do it.

[07:45:46] Speaking to one of the people Pies chose

[07:45:55] Yeah, like you know if you can

[07:45:59] I'll go into legend

[07:46:05] Fuck it get marking now

[07:46:07] There we go.

[07:46:14] Oh, fuck off.

[07:46:19] Right.

[07:46:20] Yeah, if Owen can't do it, Cahilly can do it.

[07:46:23] Who else? Okay, are any of yours in the discard?

[07:46:26] Yeah, Parker underscore four three five, but not the one with my Christmas, not in, not in.

[07:46:33] Oh, there we go, bam.

[07:46:35] No, I'm not going to be. I'm going to be nice.

[07:46:39] Lulu, Lulu with a 10, with a 10, Lulu with a 10.

[07:46:44] Go on, Lulu, 5-0 with a 10, I appreciate it.

[07:46:46] Thank you very much, Lulu.

[07:46:48] Gales Wallo, 7-1, I appreciate it a lot. What a name.

[07:46:51] Pecky, thank you very much for the primer.

[07:46:53] Nisha, 5-0, I appreciate it a lot.

[07:46:56] Thank you very, very, very much.

[07:46:59] Phil Ford of the Northern Lights, where's that?

[07:47:05] Very nice cabin

[07:47:15] Finland, okay, sweet. All right, I'm giving it. Hello. Sorry anyone else

[07:47:22] I'd have a zeke from one two three

[07:47:26] Jinjin people listen to this basins joint go on Edward. Oh, I'm in hi guys

[07:47:32] I'll be James on a 10 as well.

[07:47:39] Go on, Abbey.

[07:47:40] I appreciate a 10, Abbey.

[07:47:42] You're a fucking legend.

[07:47:44] Thank you very much, Abbey.

[07:47:45] I appreciate that a lot.

[07:47:46] Honestly.

[07:47:46] Thank you very much, Abbey.

[07:47:48] Absolute goat.

[07:47:49] Right.

[07:47:50] Thank you, Abbey.

[07:47:51] Love, honestly.

[07:47:51] Thank you.

[07:47:53] Right.

[07:47:54] What I'm going to say now.

[07:47:56] Right, let me say this.

[07:47:59] What do I say now?

[07:48:01] Right, let me to get

[07:48:03] pie and get pie in the discord.

[07:48:07] Right, let me...

[07:48:15] Right, invite to server.

[07:48:17] Right, Alex, is Alex in?

[07:48:19] Right, George is showing in now.

[07:48:21] I

[07:48:30] Okay chat pie had already asked foot with Dan so I've said to him if he wins you have to give it away to his chat

[07:48:37] Therefore don't you worry about that?

[07:48:41] Tommy

[07:48:44] Thank you very much mate. I appreciate a five Tommy. Oh

[07:48:47] Tommy. Oh probably not sir

[07:48:49] Thank you, Tommy mate. Anyone else that needs dragon pie face? There you go.

[07:48:54] Uh, Sophie.

[07:48:55] Yes, Pie, you okay?

[07:48:57] Fuck you.

[07:48:59] Oh.

[07:49:00] Ah, that wasn't Pie, cold.

[07:49:03] Yes, Sophie, you okay?

[07:49:04] Not made.

[07:49:06] Hey.

[07:49:07] Bonjour.

[07:49:08] Welcome in.

[07:49:10] I'll try, I'll try and play again. Yeah, definitely not Pie.

[07:49:14] Not saved by me.

[07:49:16] How was everyone?

[07:49:17] Absolutely fantastic. How are you?

[07:49:19] I'm all good. I'm not good. I've just finished work for the week.

[07:49:22] Well, I've finished Christmas now.

[07:49:24] Oh, well, what do you do?

[07:49:25] Oh, very buzzer.

[07:49:26] Um, oh my God, I can't wait.

[07:49:27] I work in hospitality.

[07:49:29] Oh, OK, nice. Any other specifics, like?

[07:49:31] I work in, like, a cafe, so I do, like, coffee work and all that.

[07:49:34] A cafe open at this time?

[07:49:36] Fucking fair play.

[07:49:37] Oh, no.

[07:49:38] I've always been like, United hospitality.

[07:49:41] No, no.

[07:49:42] Sorry about himself.

[07:49:44] He's so out of touch. He's unbelievable.

[07:49:46] I'll tell ya, you're going in.

[07:49:48] Well, I'm glad you fucking said it.

[07:49:51] Alfie, do you have a fighting mums mate?

[07:49:53] Got on the bike.

[07:49:54] I'll put bits to out there, still, think.

[07:49:56] I'm sorry. Sorry.

[07:49:57] Right.

[07:49:58] Love you, JK.

[07:49:59] But...

[07:50:00] Jamie!

[07:50:01] Oi!

[07:50:02] Wait!

[07:50:03] Oh!

[07:50:04] No, that's not pie.

[07:50:05] No, that's not pie, mate.

[07:50:06] Yeah.

[07:50:07] James!

[07:50:08] You okay, Jamie, mate?

[07:50:09] I was trying to talk to pie in that other corner.

[07:50:11] He was fucking earing me.

[07:50:12] Yeah, no, that's not pie, face.

[07:50:14] trying to pretend to be pie.

[07:50:17] All right boys, come on.

[07:50:18] I hear Shuri's done this before.

[07:50:20] And I've got the whole hashtag

[07:50:21] asking myself at the moment.

[07:50:22] So what are we saying?

[07:50:23] OK, you're laughing without them.

[07:50:25] Right, I'm just writing down everyone who's taking part.

[07:50:28] Parker, Sophie, Jamie.

[07:50:30] Are you sure if I win, I kind of have the money, by the way?

[07:50:32] Yeah, Jamie, if you win, you have to give the money away

[07:50:35] to your chat mate, I'm afraid.

[07:50:36] But also, there's a very big chance

[07:50:37] you might not win, to be fair.

[07:50:38] So Jamie, I'm not giving away.

[07:50:41] Give it away to the chat.

[07:50:43] I'll show you my earnings after this year. I'll stream and don't worry you say I can keep it

[07:50:46] Cheers

[07:50:48] It's fucking guy

[07:50:50] Right one two three four five right piney to join the discord kids a

[07:50:54] Forever five gifted kids a

[07:50:57] Thank you very much. May I bring you a five gift dude your fucking go because he thank you very much brother

[07:51:00] I preach that a lot mate. Thank you. Sure. You what's up?

[07:51:04] Park are we feeling confident?

[07:51:08] I'm shaking like a shitty dog. I feel like I'm quite confident

[07:51:11] Why are you shaking like a shitting dog Parker?

[07:51:14] It's just a fucking big, big thing in it, like, I don't know.

[07:51:19] Yeah, I've been all the time mate.

[07:51:21] I hear that, it's an absolute privilege to be speaking to Jakey Davis, I understand that.

[07:51:25] Yeah.

[07:51:26] Oh mate, you should try Lorraine.

[07:51:27] I was shitting here for that.

[07:51:28] Well, you're the Lorraine Chas.

[07:51:32] And this morning.

[07:51:33] Oh my God.

[07:51:34] I've got to talk about it, I've got to talk about it.

[07:51:35] Nah, I appreciate that from you, yeah.

[07:51:37] Yeah, no, no.

[07:51:38] Yeah, it's nerve-wacking.

[07:52:09] Alex. Oh, can you? Alex who? Alex Keon? Keangola. Yeah. Perfect.

[07:52:16] Oh, please punish. Lee, get ready. I think we might call a new Lee. I don't even know

[07:52:24] who it is actually. That's not him kicking. That's not who Keon. Alex. That's not Alex.

[07:52:30] That's not him. It is. It says I shared no servers with him and I have him as a friend

[07:52:38] a friend on discord so it can't be in. Oh yeah I just knew he did that. Oh he got a new account Alex. Yeah he's pulling back in. I think he's got a new discord. Hello Alex. Yes Alex. Are you muted mate? Oh it's your PC account.

[07:52:52] I've sent by the invite chat or any chance of young George signing up there.

[07:53:08] Oh, it's exciting.

[07:53:09] This makes I did right.

[07:53:10] So I like to know some technicality questions here.

[07:53:13] If you don't mind.

[07:53:14] Yeah, go for it, mate.

[07:53:16] How does this work?

[07:53:17] Well, I'm going to go for that before we go on.

[07:53:19] Okay.

[07:53:20] I'll be taking a 15% caught if you any of these do well. Yes, you guys do win.

[07:53:33] I will be donating the 250 towards Chasmus.

[07:53:39] You like that you're okay, but you're okay me

[07:53:59] You know I think you just try to change. Oh, yeah, I think he's a brick. I asked that every day

[07:54:33] I see what you mean now just

[07:54:36] So what was that sorry jay met

[07:54:42] Did you say my plans to go back anytime soon yeah

[07:54:47] None of this minute in time. Hi's not in there to be dragged. He needs to join Jack. He needs to join at Dirac, sorry

[07:54:54] He said join in a Jack

[07:54:57] Yes, they're not gonna. I'll see you now. No, he needs a link. I have sent him a link

[07:55:03] Who else are we waiting on?

[07:55:05] Pie and then his extra one and then I'm gonna pull in two more I think

[07:55:09] Alright, is yours Michelle?

[07:55:11] No it's not Michelle

[07:55:13] Oh

[07:55:14] Why is he changing his name to Cammie J and then put Pie as his profile picture? I'm not fucking stupid whoever you are

[07:55:21] If your mum was a crab what would you say if a shell got robbed?

[07:55:24] Oh that's Michelle

[07:55:28] Thank you that was shit

[07:55:29] I'm glad you said it yourself

[07:55:31] If your son was a massive disappointment and a fucking shame to your family, what would you call him?

[07:55:36] Probably J.K. Davis.

[07:55:38] I shouldn't laugh. I'm sorry.

[07:55:40] I think that one doesn't really make any sense, that one, Jinx. That's just... that's a bit mean, isn't it, really?

[07:55:44] Nah, it makes a lot of sense.

[07:55:47] Is that Pye's signature?

[07:55:49] Pye's channel. Someone was in the Discord, claiming to be me.

[07:55:53] There we go.

[07:55:55] I mean, who the fuck wants to pretend to be me?

[07:55:57] Pye's in.

[07:55:57] Guys, honestly, please, I...

[07:55:59] Pye's in. Pye's in.

[07:56:02] Yeah, crony, I need you to shut up me, but please don't think I was my first fucking rodeo

[07:56:06] I'm not a dick. There we go. So there we go. Bye

[07:56:09] Pretending I can't lie. I'm that I see my name. So I thought I was in the channel. No, it wasn't me

[07:56:16] So I was pretending to be me. I'm such an uncle. I just assumed it was me and therefore didn't

[07:56:21] Press any buttons. That's cold. I like that. I like that. I'm right. Anyone else a pie or have you used it with Jamie?

[07:56:28] I'll get someone else in oh

[07:56:31] get someone if you want mate. Right okay uh any of you who's got anyone else at the minute we've got

[07:56:36] one two three four five six seven I would prefer three more and then we've got one more. Yeah go on

[07:56:42] and Lee. Right Owen.

[07:56:47] NYK Owen. Please sorry.

[07:56:56] I don't even have you on discord, Lee.

[07:56:57] Cammy, no, Cammy just had a fucking winter and Christmas quiz, I'll tell you now Cammy's okay.

[07:57:09] Six, seven on a merry Christmas.

[07:57:11] That's going live, nah, you're not going live mate, just be on your camera on Discord.

[07:57:17] She's asking.

[07:57:25] Get Charlie. Have I only picked me two and he's a nobber.

[07:57:37] I'm not being funny, but I think if Charlie did actually work, you'd fucking

[07:57:42] genuinely try and take some of the money off him.

[07:57:44] What are bollocks?

[07:57:45] You got me. I'll take me to 350 back, obviously. There you go.

[07:57:48] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[07:57:52] Well, I think he's too young to just spend it on shit.

[07:57:55] Yeah, I hear that. Lee, that's not your discord name.

[07:58:08] Erm...

[07:58:10] I'll save it for you mate, I wouldn't do that, I'll look after you if you don't mind.

[07:58:31] Didn't you think your mum and dad were secretly robbing it when they said they'd look after your money?

[07:58:34] No.

[07:58:36] I did.

[07:58:49] Oh, is that Harley though? Mum's on OnlyFans. I think it is, innit?

[07:58:54] Sorry?

[07:58:58] Is that Harley? Mum's on OnlyFans.

[07:59:01] That one Lee. Right. I ain't promote his mam's only fanziness. That's not happening.

[07:59:10] Is that who Michelle is? Not your mum? Are you? No, no, probably Harley. Do you know

[07:59:17] that? Never keep saying it. Oh yeah. Are we in?

[07:59:22] Er, does he need to drag in? Is he in the discord?

[07:59:25] Hold on, are you in the discord, Owen?

[07:59:29] I need to answer, send him a link, hold on.

[07:59:31] You just copy and paste a link, send him.

[07:59:33] I've got a nut behind his nose on top of my head, that's fucked.

[07:59:36] I'll whisper, Owen.

[07:59:38] There you go, bruv.

[07:59:41] Bit of a bit, Josh.

[07:59:43] That burr camp, you got so nice, just watch me back.

[07:59:46] Seriously, mate.

[07:59:48] That burr camp was a cult.

[07:59:51] That's burr, how she dipped.

[07:59:53] Oh shit, that means a lot of trading.

[08:00:01] Check your whispers, Owen.

[08:00:03] Right, at the minute we've got...

[08:00:06] Parker's not gone off line.

[08:00:07] Right, I've got Roy, Ed, Self, Jamie, Parker, Alex, Jung, George, Lee.

[08:00:11] Thank you.

[08:00:12] Er, you're having Owen.

[08:00:15] I've got Owen, Joel, five, seven, eight, nine.

[08:00:17] Okay, I think nine should be okay to go on this unless we go for one more.

[08:00:21] Jacob, have you got one more?

[08:00:22] I guess we should try and get OGB.

[08:00:23] I'm going to hit the finger pretty sure.

[08:00:26] I thought we were doing two.

[08:00:28] How can we get more in?

[08:00:29] You've got one more for each.

[08:00:31] Oh, well.

[08:00:33] Who fancies it, chat?

[08:00:39] I want to try and get an OG in,

[08:00:40] but I don't think I understand.

[08:00:41] I wouldn't let Charlie take part anyway.

[08:00:44] Why not?

[08:00:45] Because you know exactly what's in your house.

[08:00:47] Yeah, that's got to be match fixing that. Exactly. Yeah, that'll be like he wants to be a millionaire with a coughs. Yeah, exactly.

[08:01:07] What's the difficult strike doing?

[08:01:11] No idea, but a quicker than that mate.

[08:01:13] I'm just going to drag someone random in here.

[08:01:15] No, no, no, no.

[08:01:17] Ten.

[08:01:19] Nine.

[08:01:19] Mate, whoa, whoa, mate, let me get, let me contact him.

[08:01:23] Mate, did you think difficult?

[08:01:25] Yeah.

[08:01:26] Oh, that's going to be amazing.

[08:01:28] Right, and one tattoo of him.

[08:01:30] Well, sugar skull, right?

[08:01:32] Difficult air chart.

[08:01:33] What kind of RGB am I?

[08:01:35] I'm Belliner.

[08:01:36] We're going to go back and we're going to ask the bell, that's cool, strike.

[08:01:43] Hello, sorry, just to ask, are there going to be four fits in this one?

[08:01:47] There are going to be four fits, five fits, that is correct.

[08:01:49] Okay, do I have four fits?

[08:01:52] Do I have to come out with them as well?

[08:01:54] Yeah, you can do. Listen, I'm going to go through all the rules.

[08:01:56] If you still want to take part after I've said the rules, feel free.

[08:01:59] If you don't want to, you can also leave.

[08:02:01] It don't have to do it.

[08:02:03] Yeah, don't have to do it.

[08:02:05] You're on the telly, you're on Twitch TV, you have to do it.

[08:02:09] No stars, did you?

[08:02:10] No, one of the four bits is you will have to put Ginger's balls in your mouth.

[08:02:14] Okay!

[08:02:15] No, it won't.

[08:02:16] I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.

[08:02:18] I'm joking.

[08:02:18] Ginger, can you grab Owen?

[08:02:20] He's the, um, he says n dot dot dot, and he's like a yellow coat.

[08:02:23] There you go.

[08:02:24] That's it.

[08:02:26] You okay, Owen?

[08:02:29] Don't move him on my screen.

[08:02:31] Oh, that's the wrong person.

[08:02:32] Oh, dot, dot, dot, and he's in a yellow coat.

[08:02:34] Oh, okay. Okay, Owen.

[08:02:41] Hello. Hello. Yeah, you're all right, Owen.

[08:02:45] You're all right.

[08:02:46] Go on.

[08:02:47] Right, you've got five. ETA, Jake.

[08:02:50] And we'll get someone else in.

[08:02:53] I thought these are just chasers.

[08:02:55] What's going on here?

[08:02:57] Oh, it's taking you left.

[08:02:59] It's the fucking ultras, mate.

[08:03:01] Jake, get you there.

[08:03:03] She's called Michelle. Hello there, you okay, Michelle?

[08:03:07] Hi, Michelle.

[08:03:09] Hi. Hello there, you okay?

[08:03:11] Yeah, I'm good, how are you?

[08:03:13] Very good, thank you, love. Very good, thank you.

[08:03:15] Michelle, what would you say to another crab

[08:03:17] if you were a crab and someone took your shell?

[08:03:19] You just don't joke here.

[08:03:21] Aye, aye, that's Michelle.

[08:03:23] Jesus, Jesus.

[08:03:25] I'd like to apologize for that, Michelle.

[08:03:27] I'm sorry.

[08:03:29] I'm sorry.

[08:03:31] I'd like to apologize for that Michelle. It's his first time speaking to anyone outside of his family and

[08:03:37] Right. I can tell. Yeah, she can tell. Oh wait, you're from Australia. He's got fish

[08:03:42] Yeah, I'm from Scotland. Yeah. Oh, I'm from Scotland. I've got a mate from Scotland called Beano

[08:03:46] Um, I'm about 30 minutes from Glasgow near I'm called airshire. Oh

[08:03:52] That's Irish

[08:03:56] Right, okay quick register the people taking part if I mission name, please let me know

[08:04:01] Roy, Edwardinho, Soph, Jamie Parker, Alex Young-Jord, Lee Owen, Michelle.

[08:04:08] Okay. Is that everyone?

[08:04:11] That is all. Yes. Perfect.

[08:04:13] Okay, the quick rules are there are ten of you taking part.

[08:04:18] Myself, Chazza, Pie and J.K. will be hosting.

[08:04:23] We will be giving you items to go and collect from your household.

[08:04:27] household if for example you the cameras out on your chance to please jump if for

[08:04:33] example you don't have the item or you have the item but it's in a wall for

[08:04:37] example we've had in the past I say microwave but people's microwaves are in

[08:04:41] the wall it is pot luck it is unlucky it is unfortunate the game we are playing

[08:04:46] however you are all given a life if you are last or you don't have an item

[08:04:52] Okay, you are able to use that life

[08:04:55] But in order to use that life you have to do a forfeit now these forfeits could range from

[08:05:01] Pouring milk all over yourself. It could be go and wash your hair

[08:05:05] We've just dry shampoo in front of you everyone on camera this whole thing will be on camera

[08:05:10] It will be streamed it will be clipped and it will be put out there to the public knowledge

[08:05:15] So if you do not want yourself to be caught on camera to the public knowledge and clipped and streamed

[08:05:20] this is not for you. Comprende?

[08:05:25] Has anyone got any questions? Has anyone got any questions?

[08:05:29] I don't think they stole the rules.

[08:05:31] The rules? No, they're quite self-explanatory now.

[08:05:33] Okay.

[08:05:34] I'm sorry, I was talking to myself.

[08:05:35] Oh, there you go.

[08:05:36] Yeah.

[08:05:37] The rules are, me, Pie, Jack and Chazza are going to give you an item to run and get.

[08:05:41] The last person back is eliminated.

[08:05:44] They can then get back into the scavenger hunt by doing the forfeit.

[08:05:47] forfeit if they choose not to they'll be out the scavenger hunt and that's that

[08:05:51] Who's Jack pie? Yeah, he's Jack

[08:05:55] That's pie's real name. Well, you said pie and Jack

[08:06:00] Do you honestly make you are actually hosts this are not

[08:06:04] Yeah, I can't like looking we've got people at home. Yeah, I should fucking respect jake. Yeah, right as anybody got any of the questions

[08:07:12] Right, let's go. Good luck, everyone.

[08:07:17] Is my camera on?

[08:07:19] Pardon?

[08:07:21] Is my camera on?

[08:07:22] Yeah, camera is not on, Lee.

[08:07:24] Oh, fucking hell.

[08:07:26] There you go, Lee. It was on then.

[08:07:28] Fucking hell, George. George, that's cheating, mate.

[08:07:30] You're hoping in an office.

[08:07:32] Yeah, George, you can't.

[08:07:34] We saw what you spent on the car today, Joe.

[08:07:36] What the fuck?

[08:07:38] George, genuinely, genuinely, you won't be able to do that, though.

[08:07:42] He's not actually in the office, he did.

[08:07:43] Yeah, no, I'm fully aware, but I need to see when he walks into the room.

[08:07:47] He can't be in the office.

[08:07:48] Imagine if I move up my chair, you can't see.

[08:07:52] For the sake of this scavenger hunt, he can't be in an office.

[08:07:59] Yeah, George, it puts you at a disadvantage if you have it on as well.

[08:08:02] You're either to just turn it off.

[08:08:08] Yeah. Wait, how do I? Sorry,

[08:08:13] guys. How do I do OBS and this

[08:08:15] at the same time? So you deactivate

[08:08:17] deactivate it in OBS and then

[08:08:19] show your stream. Everyone's

[08:08:21] cameras on discord. Pb for ever

[08:08:23] to five, mate. Go on the boil.

[08:08:24] Cheeky five gifted there, Pb.

[08:08:27] Thank you very much, brother.

[08:08:29] I appreciate that a lot, mate.

[08:08:31] Thank you very much. Show my

[08:08:33] discord screen, right or not?

[08:08:34] Yeah, you can do it. Yeah.

[08:08:37] I mean deactivated on stream labs. Yeah

[08:08:42] Yeah, my camera's not working

[08:08:46] Yeah, I'm not sorry Jens five out of five love go on jens on mate. Sorry. Thank you very much jens, but I appreciate that mate

[08:08:52] Go on the fucking by. Thank you jens mate. I don't get back to this screen with everyone

[08:09:00] Jens, do you know I'll get back to like the normal bit. Yeah, just click what what I just click on the

[08:09:05] on his camera that'll take you back.

[08:09:07] Close all your apps so if you're whising I'll work you.

[08:09:10] Now click on the middle of the screen, there you go.

[08:09:13] Come see me.

[08:09:14] Yes, it's got.

[08:09:17] I can't get mine to work at all.

[08:09:19] It's on Michelle.

[08:09:20] It's on Michelle.

[08:09:21] Oh, I can't see myself though.

[08:09:24] You are?

[08:09:25] I can't see myself though.

[08:09:27] Well, it's up to you.

[08:09:28] You can even leave it like that.

[08:09:29] We can see you but you can turn your phone sideways.

[08:09:32] Oh, right.

[08:09:33] Mate, off.

[08:09:34] I got a nuns above me

[08:09:36] We got a nuns above you

[08:09:38] Let's go guys

[08:09:40] That's your chicken

[08:09:42] Sophie, you know where ginger's above you for me

[08:09:44] So you just got ginger nuns

[08:09:46] I don't know if you can see me

[08:09:48] But my camera's not working on my end

[08:09:50] Yeah, we can't see you

[08:09:52] I can't see you in a minute

[08:09:54] No, fucks sake

[08:09:56] Turn your discard off and on maybe

[08:09:58] Or close all your other tabs

[08:10:00] I've got to show the bando

[08:10:32] I want an iPad.

[08:10:34] I thought so.

[08:10:36] He looks like he's on the toilet at the top left.

[08:10:40] That looks like a shower.

[08:10:42] That's what I'm saying. It looks like he's on television.

[08:10:45] Alex, where do your family originate from?

[08:10:48] Spain, Italy.

[08:10:51] Oh, OK.

[08:10:53] I just thought he's got a very...

[08:10:55] He's got a very...

[08:10:57] What have I got?

[08:10:59] What? What's your name? Why?

[08:11:02] Obviously not Alex, you fucking, ah, I'm not even a nibble to this people there, and I wouldn't have made him respectful, but I can't stand him.

[08:11:10] You've got a really unique, ah, I'll leave it.

[08:11:14] Yeah, cheers, you've got a really unique BMI as well.

[08:11:18] Alright, that was so chill out, bro.

[08:11:20] Wow.

[08:11:20] I said BMI, it's okay.

[08:11:24] Mate, what the fuck happened?

[08:11:26] Sophie, have you closed all your tabs?

[08:11:28] I've done everything. It's just not working. Try just using your phone. So

[08:11:34] You turned your camera on

[08:11:37] I'm being a dick. I'm going glad yourself aware though. You're doing not

[08:11:45] Michelle's left Michelle's back in Michelle

[08:11:52] Why is it look bad?

[08:11:58] It looks similar to your other one actually Jake

[08:12:02] I can say this to you Lee because you're my mod but you're fucking getting on my nerves there

[08:12:06] What's going on?

[08:12:07] mate why is my camera not coming on?

[08:12:09] Lee come on mate come on come on

[08:12:11] It's a 12 cam max

[08:12:13] I'm gonna try turning it on

[08:12:15] Aye come on mate

[08:12:18] Oh I don't think it is

[08:12:19] There's not too many cameras

[08:12:20] Sorry John

[08:12:22] I know it's not

[08:12:23] You can't have too many cameras

[08:12:24] Yeah

[08:12:25] Lee I can't really

[08:12:26] That camera is just on

[08:12:28] Yeah, it's just some fucking weird real people make up.

[08:12:32] I just call a man with a car and he's at Jack.

[08:12:37] Go get a drink.

[08:12:39] Just let you know, I imagine filming videos of that man.

[08:12:43] We dance again, we dance, don't you know? Well, that one's not mine.

[08:12:46] Right, I'm going to read it.

[08:12:48] There you go, it's on, Soph.

[08:12:49] Oh, it's on. Oh my God, I don't know what way I'm facing.

[08:12:51] I can't see my face.

[08:12:52] If I selfie mode, we can see the top of your head at the minute.

[08:12:54] There you go.

[08:12:55] I can't see myself, so I don't know what you're saying.

[08:13:00] I'm all right, I'm all right, I'm stressed, I've got all right.

[08:13:05] Right, are we missing or are we all okay?

[08:13:07] Lee again, I'm going to fucking lose it.

[08:13:10] Lee, yeah, about to get a score of 5.

[08:13:16] Rim job, further to 5 mate, sorry I missed it.

[08:13:18] Thank you very much Rim job, go on the boy.

[08:13:20] Thank you very much James.

[08:13:22] Legend, thank you brother, thank you mate

[08:13:30] We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, you all right Lee?

[08:13:36] No mate, I'm off. So what did you do to get your camera on?

[08:13:42] Yeah, how do you do it? I can't see myself. I can't see myself, I love to do it.

[08:13:46] You want to use it, like?

[08:13:50] You can open the switch on your iPad if you can, so off in.

[08:13:53] Do it that way.

[08:13:54] Oh, wait a minute.

[08:13:56] Don't do it.

[08:13:57] That was smart for you.

[08:13:59] Thank you.

[08:14:00] Oh, no, that's fine.

[08:14:03] I'm a bit shocked by that, but.

[08:14:08] Oh, my god, I look grim.

[08:14:09] I'm so sorry, everyone.

[08:14:16] Yeah, but if you can, try to put the phone on the landscape and I'll fire it out.

[08:14:26] Yeah.

[08:14:27] Hold on.

[08:14:28] I've tried to.

[08:14:29] That's not even working either.

[08:14:30] Oh, there you go.

[08:14:31] There you go.

[08:14:32] Let's work for self.

[08:14:33] Oh, great.

[08:14:34] Have you got phone lock-on, screen lock-on?

[08:14:43] There we go. There we go. Oh, nearly. There we go. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. No, but

[08:15:02] it's bad. It looks bad. If you put screen lock on now, you can put your phone over

[08:15:07] you won't I think yeah okay just wait on you know who you let me know who anyone

[08:15:17] know how I can fix it yeah yeah hold on yes I'm just put more still chance to

[08:15:21] tell them they can't use the phone when the camera is on or it else it turns

[08:15:24] off wait what you can't use the phone when the camera is on or it's on the

[08:15:30] right guys you can't go over actually on the phone basically yeah no there's

[08:15:33] I'll just have to turn the camera up and do that.

[08:15:35] Have you closed all your tabs?

[08:15:37] Yeah mate, I've not got many open.

[08:15:40] Well, not got many open would mean you've got some open.

[08:15:43] Not that many open.

[08:15:45] George, is that long sleeve that shirt?

[08:15:47] Yeah.

[08:15:48] That looks nice that.

[08:15:49] Off shirt.

[08:15:51] Off shirt.

[08:15:54] Ray Charley, I'm still shooting myself.

[08:15:57] I'll take, just chill talking in that one.

[08:15:59] Right.

[08:16:03] You might have to get evacuated in a minute mate.

[08:16:10] You're all right Jinsku, you keep storing today and you keep saying your words.

[08:16:21] Yeah, I'm perfectly fine thank you mate.

[08:16:28] So what's ever last fall for Christmas? What was that Lee? Oh

[08:16:34] Try one more time it dragged me in I believe is what he said

[08:16:38] What's having a pretty no Lee our chicken pine yorks put into me, mate

[08:16:50] Sausage and I'm gonna call it so bad you miss the Australian food Jamie

[08:16:54] Yeah, it's way better in Australia. Yeah, I miss it as well, man.

[08:16:59] Oh, there we go. Fucking hell, that didn't take long, did it?

[08:17:02] Fucking prick.

[08:17:03] There's your bingo card, boys. There's your bingo card.

[08:17:06] Tick.

[08:17:07] There you go.

[08:17:08] I haven't even heard that you've been to Australia.

[08:17:10] Me?

[08:17:11] Yeah, me.

[08:17:12] Me.

[08:17:13] I live there for a month.

[08:17:15] What?

[08:17:16] Yeah.

[08:17:17] Hey, you're on Lee.

[08:17:18] And now you're off.

[08:17:19] Oh.

[08:17:20] And now you're on.

[08:17:22] I'm on.

[08:17:23] I'm on?

[08:17:24] Yeah.

[08:17:26] Well, it's not showing that it's on the screen.

[08:17:28] Yeah, now if you want to just turn it horizontal.

[08:17:32] Is it a shitter? Oh, what the fuck?

[08:17:34] There we go.

[08:17:36] Fucking taunt your time.

[08:17:37] There he is.

[08:17:38] Sticks it out.

[08:17:40] There we go, guys.

[08:17:41] There we go.

[08:17:42] He's hands down.

[08:17:43] You have a ten sideways though.

[08:17:45] Yeah, no, it doesn't matter really.

[08:17:47] Because all you need to do is go and grab your things.

[08:17:49] As long as we can see it, we can judge it right.

[08:17:52] Right.

[08:17:53] We all ready do we all understand the rules?

[08:17:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay

[08:18:01] pardon

[08:18:03] What do you say Michelle who you representing yeah, you can represent whoever you like, but you're gonna represent yourself more than anything

[08:18:11] Alright, okay, so if you win you win. It's not we don't get it

[08:18:14] So I don't got any questions about anything before I start

[08:18:18] by any of the hosts it could be it could be a range of

[08:18:24] elephants are again if you don't want to do it you don't have to do it but if you do it you get

[08:18:28] Yeah, that guy on the red hat really looks like Pieface.

[08:18:37] No, that's JK, he just put those fucking weight on.

[08:18:41] JK, you are by cat life.

[08:18:44] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[08:18:46] Now, Pie, you said this the other week, Pie, you said it the other week, you don't need to tell me again.

[08:18:49] You've not listened, I didn't. You need to start listening, you know?

[08:18:53] People aren't telling you enough, you're pudging up.

[08:18:56] No, no, no. Pie, pie, we tell him every day.

[08:18:59] Yeah, it's his refusal to listen.

[08:19:01] Not a big deal. Yeah.

[08:19:03] Every time I look on stream, we're eating salt and pepper chicken and chips and all that,

[08:19:07] you know, I get out.

[08:19:08] And the rest.

[08:19:09] Right. OK. First item.

[08:19:12] We're going to start off.

[08:19:13] What? Oh, there we go.

[08:19:15] By the way, the final say is between the four judges.

[08:19:19] OK. And that is final.

[08:19:21] The first item.

[08:19:22] I would like you to go and grab something that is not in your room, but it is a Christmas-themed item. Go!

[08:19:32] Oh, Lee's got a great start.

[08:19:34] That's a tapping for the first one.

[08:19:36] Oh, wow.

[08:19:37] No, it's not. It's not.

[08:19:38] No, it wasn't.

[08:19:39] No, it's not.

[08:19:40] Lee, Lee, Lee.

[08:19:41] Oh, yeah.

[08:19:42] Nice, Chloe. Nice, Parker.

[08:19:43] Oh, boy.

[08:19:44] Oh!

[08:19:45] Oh, my God.

[08:19:46] Oh, George!

[08:19:47] He's starting to pounce.

[08:19:48] I bet George has got him to the abyss here.

[08:19:49] Yeah, you're all good, Parker.

[08:19:51] You're okay. We've got top. We've got Michelle. We've got

[08:19:55] Yeah. Michelle's done. Michelle's back. Oh, back.

[08:20:00] Oh, God. Oh, God. That's a package.

[08:20:07] Hollister. What? How's that Christmas day?

[08:20:12] Yeah, that was a disaster.

[08:20:17] God, mate.

[08:20:18] God, you got a fucking stinker, mate.

[08:20:21] Mate, I've got to run through your bathroom, just to get downstairs.

[08:20:25] Mate, I've got to run through 80 of your character flags,

[08:20:27] just to get to the bottom of the cellars.

[08:20:29] You're not for one of that, this game, then, have you?

[08:20:31] You should have considered that, you know?

[08:20:33] Right, let's go through everyone's items.

[08:20:35] Let's start with you, Alex. What have you got?

[08:20:38] A Christmas gnome.

[08:20:39] A Christmas gnome?

[08:20:40] Nice one, she uses that as a dildo, your mum chas.

[08:20:45] And Alex, whereabouts did you get that from?

[08:20:47] There's the top of the stairs.

[08:20:49] Nice, okay.

[08:20:50] Ed?

[08:20:51] Nice.

[08:20:53] Bull bulls in a glass bowl.

[08:20:55] Nice, so where'd you get that from?

[08:20:57] Put it on, son.

[08:20:57] The London.

[08:20:58] The London.

[08:21:00] Jamie?

[08:21:02] What's this called, a reef?

[08:21:03] A reef.

[08:21:04] Yeah, where'd you get that from?

[08:21:05] A hollywood.

[08:21:06] It is a reef, there is a reef.

[08:21:07] just yeah the bottom of the stairs ripped off the wall yeah nice nice leave a few

[08:21:12] got a star on it was brightest star in Doncaster and it's not Billy Shaw

[08:21:17] oh okay I'll give a fucking point for that

[08:21:21] oh don't give me Billy

[08:21:24] um Michelle if you got I've got uh Christmas magazine to all do your Christmas there

[08:21:32] okay very nice I like that that's like Christmas on it too

[08:21:34] I've got a Christmas lollipop from the Christmas tree nice. Yeah, you don't have to lick it

[08:21:48] Oh, yeah, he's done it anyway. Fuck you

[08:21:51] Sophie what you got

[08:21:56] From the soul like that okay nice

[08:22:00] I've got my Santa costume pants, right

[08:22:04] I've seen them red puns before. I've seen them red puns before. They're Jakey's mums.

[08:22:30] I mean, it is. I'll say it.

[08:22:40] That's better than Roy's. It

[08:22:42] doesn't matter. He was last.

[08:22:44] He was last. If Roy, if Roy, if

[08:22:45] it does go out, but I would say

[08:22:47] that's a pass from Roy. I

[08:22:50] think it's a pass. I think it's

[08:22:51] a pass. It's a pass. You only

[08:22:52] brought the pumps. Yeah,

[08:22:54] but that's because I saw it

[08:22:55] leaving. Yeah, it's not to

[08:22:57] You were well last jobs. Yeah, we thought you got lost

[08:23:03] Right George obviously like you mean meaning you're that now last that's even you're eliminated mate, or you can choose to do a forfeit

[08:23:14] To a forfeit yeah, I'd like you to hit us off of the first forfeit the night, please oh for a forfeit

[08:23:21] Um, okay, I would bear in mind this is this is going to set the standard for the rest of the night

[08:23:28] Okay, I want to see you take a large bite out of either a lemon onion or potato

[08:23:43] You're pretty sure it's else evening. I ain't got any of them. I've done it

[08:23:48] You've not got a lemon.

[08:23:50] You don't have any of those items in your house.

[08:23:53] Have you got any sort of, like, anything raw you can eat?

[08:23:58] What have you got, yeah? What have you got, George, that's consumable?

[08:24:01] Er...

[08:24:03] I think the fruit thing, I've got this orange.

[08:24:06] What about it?

[08:24:08] What about your little paper?

[08:24:10] To be fair, though, if he has got an orange,

[08:24:12] I wouldn't mind to see you eat the orange, including the peel, then.

[08:24:16] You've got a part you've got. That's fair. Yeah. I've got an orange. Eat the whole orange and burn the pill.

[08:24:25] The whole orange. Yeah, yeah, it's all going at once as well. Yeah, you've got to give it a gobble.

[08:24:32] Yeah, you've got to go in George. I want to see a good go, yeah.

[08:24:39] No, George, this is a forfeit. Come on, George, believe in your mate.

[08:24:43] I will this race right you don't you don't have to do it

[08:24:48] You're the telly you don't have to do it. You have to do it. You're being paid

[08:24:56] What you've done ginger you won't rant the challenge early why'd you do the emu I reckon

[08:25:01] Fucking done it mate. Yeah, you are a true from the challenges. Thank you

[08:25:05] You have to be mate. You're people change born. I'm a celeb don't think so Chi

[08:25:09] No, he didn't.

[08:25:11] He didn't go on it, he won it.

[08:25:13] Ah, stop it, Pikes, that's what I was talking about.

[08:25:17] That was poor Pikes.

[08:25:19] That wasn't really a joke, Pikes.

[08:25:21] Honestly, does he live about a mile from his house?

[08:25:23] Or is it?

[08:25:25] It takes a time.

[08:25:27] Honestly, he's going to do this.

[08:25:29] The poor Pikes are going to go out on the next round.

[08:25:31] He'll be.

[08:25:33] He's easy.

[08:25:39] I've got my orange.

[08:25:42] Hey, you've got it.

[08:25:44] All in one, Jodes. All in one.

[08:25:45] Mate, how big do you think my job is?

[08:25:47] No, no, no. Honestly, I'm really big.

[08:25:50] Yeah, go on, Jodes.

[08:25:52] I don't need to take that.

[08:25:53] Oh, sorry. Before you do that, I would like to reiterate,

[08:25:57] the winner of this is going to be walking away with a thousand pounds.

[08:26:01] And you stay in if you do the fourth bit.

[08:26:03] Yeah, but you currently do the fourth bit once, right?

[08:26:06] That's the massive bite, brother. That's the massive bite.

[08:26:08] I must have bought a big, a big whopping bike.

[08:26:12] Yeah, you know she's round it.

[08:26:13] Ready? Can't we end?

[08:26:14] Go on, Jords.

[08:26:16] Three, two, one.

[08:26:19] Yeah, mate.

[08:26:20] D.D.

[08:26:22] Oh!

[08:26:23] Oh!

[08:26:24] Oh!

[08:26:25] Oh!

[08:26:26] Oh!

[08:26:27] He snatched up.

[08:26:28] Love that.

[08:26:29] Yeah, very good.

[08:26:30] That was a pass for sure.

[08:26:32] That was good to met that.

[08:26:33] That's what happened.

[08:26:34] That was a good play.

[08:26:35] Oh, my God.

[08:26:37] I want to cry in a minute.

[08:26:38] Is it that good, Gards? Is it that good?

[08:26:45] Where's Michelle gone?

[08:26:51] Well done, Gards.

[08:26:56] Say that again, sorry.

[08:27:03] Michelle, you know about before the jungle or during?

[08:27:08] I'm not going to get into it, Gensho, I'm going to get into it.

[08:27:10] Do I have to go big one on the record for the next one?

[08:27:13] Right, okay, no worries.

[08:27:15] Right, Chazza, take it away, mate.

[08:27:17] Oh, fuck.

[08:27:19] Oh, is it? Yeah, okay.

[08:27:21] Chazza, I'm saving my life.

[08:27:23] Are we doing Christmas feed or anything?

[08:27:25] No, you can't benefit. I just started off Christmas, sir.

[08:27:27] Right, this one is going to be quite tough.

[08:27:31] I want you to bring me a candle.

[08:27:35] Oh.

[08:27:37] He's got a lot of his music potential.

[08:27:39] Wow.

[08:27:40] Bad player didn't say leave the room.

[08:27:42] What Michelle?

[08:27:43] You can't even look at the commitment.

[08:27:45] Why the fuck's Michelle's camera got aim-bottled?

[08:27:49] Close to reason.

[08:27:50] Oh.

[08:27:51] I'm not going to be free to have my camera.

[08:27:53] The camera follows you there.

[08:27:54] That's a bottle of water.

[08:27:56] I can't hear you.

[08:27:57] The camera follows you.

[08:27:58] That's mental.

[08:27:59] You lost it.

[08:28:01] Alex R James lost.

[08:28:03] Alex R James.

[08:28:04] What is Jeremy doing?

[08:28:06] Come on, Alex!

[08:28:08] Jamie's laying us down. Come on, Jamie.

[08:28:10] Oh, well, and, Alex, I've got a minute.

[08:28:12] A fucking candle or an iceberg.

[08:28:14] What the fuck is that?

[08:28:16] Look, George's got one.

[08:28:18] George's got one.

[08:28:20] George's got one.

[08:28:22] George's got one.

[08:28:24] George is on a thousand pages.

[08:28:26] Jamie's on a thousand pages.

[08:28:28] Jamie's in the background.

[08:28:30] Jamie's in the background.

[08:28:32] No!

[08:28:34] Jamie's going to deliver it.

[08:28:36] Jamie's going to deliver it.

[08:28:38] Jamie's going to deliver it.

[08:28:40] Pack candle there.

[08:28:42] Why did Jods leave five?

[08:28:44] Alex, Alex, what are you actually holding there?

[08:28:46] He's actually holding it.

[08:28:48] That's a lie.

[08:28:50] That's a drop-pack candle.

[08:28:52] It's a drop-pack candle.

[08:28:54] Right, well, I think, Jamie,

[08:28:56] Jamie, I'm not sure if third candle's a different in Australia,

[08:28:58] but do you want to talk us through what you've got there, mate?

[08:29:00] Is everyone back?

[08:29:02] Yeah, yeah

[08:29:08] Jamie what about the candle behind you?

[08:29:11] Make you look dickhead

[08:29:17] Jamie Jamie gonna have to do the full fit you're gonna

[08:29:23] Make

[08:29:25] The only people that would have candles is George and Tom and they're not here the room

[08:29:30] Yeah, fuck's sake. Well, they lock the rooms

[08:29:34] Wow

[08:29:36] Randoms over every night. So like I have right off make sense. Yeah, right

[08:29:41] To appear and I'm biased. I won't participate in the forfeit choosing. Okay. No problem

[08:29:48] I'm being told to VAU jobs. Can you show your candle, please? Oh

[08:29:55] Candle candle. It's still a candle.

[08:29:57] What actually is that candle?

[08:29:58] Hey!

[08:29:59] I can't lie! I can't lie!

[08:30:01] I bought a candle for a father!

[08:30:03] Whoa! Whoa!

[08:30:04] What a fucking time!

[08:30:06] Not really to see the outside, does it say candle on it?

[08:30:08] Is that fucking cereal?

[08:30:10] I don't think it's cereal, mate.

[08:30:12] I don't know, what does it say?

[08:30:13] What does it say?

[08:30:13] Focus, if it can.

[08:30:16] It could be.

[08:30:17] It seems like a candle, but I'm just curious to...

[08:30:20] I think it is a candle. I think it is a candle.

[08:30:22] It's a candle! That's my question.

[08:30:23] It is a, apparently it's a recycled, it's recycled, it's kept as a candle.

[08:30:26] Okay, it does look a bit like crystal meth, but we'll let it go.

[08:30:30] Yeah, it's closer.

[08:30:31] It could be meth or someone's ashes or something, but I mean, it's a table.

[08:30:35] Yeah, fair enough.

[08:30:37] That's what I was thinking, chap.

[08:30:38] Right, Jamie, of course you are eliminated, but obviously you can get back in with a forfeit.

[08:30:45] Have you got any eggs in the fridge?

[08:30:47] Ooh.

[08:30:49] I don't think they're in date, but I'm pretty sure I do.

[08:30:53] Well, can you just go and get the eggs, please? Just go and get the eggs for me, please.

[08:30:58] Alright, one sec.

[08:31:00] No problem.

[08:31:01] I've got an orange, I think. How about that?

[08:31:03] Nah, nah, nah, we've done the orange, mate.

[08:31:05] We're going for a minted egg.

[08:31:08] Oh, yeah, true.

[08:31:09] What?

[08:31:11] Mine on the one hand, I can understand Scottish or something.

[08:31:13] Clear.

[08:31:14] I like them.

[08:31:16] He's throwing all the training with Beano.

[08:31:17] Yeah.

[08:31:18] Makes sense.

[08:31:19] Our minted egg has a worded.

[08:31:21] Yeah.

[08:31:22] I wonder if there's any Chinese open at this time?

[08:31:27] Order a cake, way.

[08:31:29] That's what a Chinese is, Lee, but it's here for that.

[08:31:34] Ah, they look shit.

[08:31:37] Well, I need you to lock him, bro.

[08:31:39] Has anyone asked for anything interesting for Christmas?

[08:31:44] I've got my presents.

[08:31:46] Have you? Well, are the folks that happened then, because Santa's not been yet?

[08:31:50] So we couldn't start anything. I've got a new desk and a new chair

[08:31:54] Okay, he's a standing desk by any chance

[08:31:57] Yeah, so the irony is that you bought a standing desk and a new chair you're sitting. So which ring are you use?

[08:32:07] That annoys me that why he's got his Christmas presents. All right, that's wrong

[08:32:10] No matter what, no matter what, whatever Alex has got is got him free because it's close

[08:32:19] to the lamp.

[08:32:20] I'm just curious though, could you just show me this candle?

[08:32:23] Me?

[08:32:24] Are we sure that's a candle?

[08:32:25] Oh it is as well.

[08:32:26] It is a candle.

[08:32:27] That candle screams money.

[08:32:28] No, no, never.

[08:32:29] I thought it was about time.

[08:32:30] It is.

[08:32:31] Yep.

[08:32:31] Thank you.

[08:32:32] Here's a candle.

[08:32:33] That candle screams money.

[08:32:35] Oh, no, never.

[08:32:37] I thought it was about time.

[08:32:39] All right.

[08:32:40] Jamie, how many eggs have you got, mate?

[08:32:43] Whoa.

[08:32:46] What is it?

[08:32:47] No, I'm just curious.

[08:32:48] I'm just curious.

[08:32:49] I'm just curious.

[08:32:50] Are they in date?

[08:32:51] Is this where I go?

[08:32:52] Oh, I've got no eggs.

[08:32:53] I've got an orange though.

[08:32:54] I'll eat that.

[08:32:55] No, it's not.

[08:32:56] Sorry, mate.

[08:32:57] Best before 15th of December.

[08:32:59] genuinely are you having me on?

[08:33:04] It's not you before, it's best before.

[08:33:06] Yeah, all right, perfect.

[08:33:07] Well, I'll tell you what then, Jamie,

[08:33:08] we won't have you eating them just for health and safety.

[08:33:10] We'll just have you cracking them on your head.

[08:33:12] What do you mean them?

[08:33:14] Oh, sorry, how many, how many is there?

[08:33:17] I've got one.

[08:33:18] No, no, no, I haven't even got one.

[08:33:20] I could tell you're lying, Jamie.

[08:33:21] I mean, I went down to the left.

[08:33:23] Open it.

[08:33:24] Just open it on camera and show us.

[08:33:26] Stop taking them out.

[08:33:28] Stop taking them out.

[08:33:30] What are you doing?

[08:33:32] There's only one.

[08:33:34] There's only one.

[08:33:36] There's only one.

[08:33:38] There's only one.

[08:33:40] Jamie, Jamie, do you want to put the rest in, mate?

[08:33:50] Right, well, because we're in round two,

[08:33:52] because we're in round two,

[08:33:54] I think it's only fair we'll meet you

[08:33:56] eggs on your ass. Left of my hands. Yeah. All right. Um, if you want to go and get,

[08:34:03] if you want to go and get a towel, you can do. Yeah. Uh, GC, if you're watching, sorry,

[08:34:09] I know the cleaners just came in today. Um, nah, sorry. Cleaners. Fucking post tricks.

[08:34:17] I knew that hashtag outside fucking James. They are changed. I've seen that for a candle

[08:34:22] the first place um wait can i join in my mobile i'm doing the bathroom or not um

[08:34:28] oh no no well sad pie

[08:34:32] excuse me excuse me i've just tried out y'all here mate all right so cheers

[08:34:39] mate i'll be back

[08:34:41] so i'm on

[08:34:44] wait should i actually do this i don't even get the grand

[08:34:47] fuck it's christmas

[08:34:50] If you think he fucking needs it, he's got a one and a half grand fucking chair sat there

[08:34:56] He's got a Christmas tree behind him and he's fucking living in the hashtag house. I think he's all right

[08:34:59] Hi guys, why is Jamie not upside down? Can you fucking shut up?

[08:35:08] Shit jokes every time you open your mouth

[08:35:17] Why Jamie not upside down go finish it

[08:35:20] I don't know right let's make sure these are some good splatters as well Jane

[08:35:34] otherwise the other two are gonna have to get used yeah I agree it's gonna be an

[08:35:37] aggressive that's a just a towel on the floor

[08:35:41] put a towel on the floor put a towel on the floor can you get a drip it's

[08:35:47] Sorry, he's got carpet. You can just mop it.

[08:35:51] Alright, you ready?

[08:35:52] Yep.

[08:35:54] Wait, one sec.

[08:35:56] Okay now, come on.

[08:35:58] One sec.

[08:35:59] What the hell, it's Christmas.

[08:36:03] Alright, he's fucking still a boy.

[08:36:04] Three pounds.

[08:36:06] Is this allowed? Is that allowed or not?

[08:36:08] Nah, I think you're taking the piss there, mate, now.

[08:36:11] Oh, there's a good one.

[08:36:12] Crack the fucking egg on your head, you shit-house.

[08:36:15] It's about a fucking hatch.

[08:36:16] three, two, one.

[08:36:19] Hey!

[08:36:20] That's a good one, it's a good one.

[08:36:22] Not a bad one, it's not a bad one.

[08:36:24] Oh, what the fuck?

[08:36:27] Ooh!

[08:36:28] Ooh!

[08:36:30] Yeah, fair play indeed, nice.

[08:36:33] Respect that. Respect that.

[08:36:35] Well done, Jamie.

[08:36:37] Well done, Jamie.

[08:36:38] Now, the only problem is you can't wash your hair.

[08:36:40] You have to stay like that for the rest of the show.

[08:36:43] Nice.

[08:36:44] And you've got to run around.

[08:36:46] He's got a run around he's got a run around any yeah, it's not my problem

[08:36:50] You could take the shell off and he's added wipe it, but he can't go and wash it

[08:36:56] Yeah, no, that's perfectly fine man, I'm not

[08:37:04] Oh, I see that pie. I don't know if you're in there for a pistol. Yes, right on

[08:37:08] Seema no, that's wrong

[08:37:10] I don't know what they're getting for Christmas. God pisses me off as well.

[08:37:15] I don't have a clue. The only thing I've asked for is an awesome Stanley mug.

[08:37:18] Oh, that's my one game.

[08:37:21] Mate, they're wonderful. They are bloody good things.

[08:37:24] The lines won't be there when someone knows what they're getting for Christmas.

[08:37:27] He's supposed to be a surprise.

[08:37:28] Yeah.

[08:37:29] I know everything I'm getting.

[08:37:31] Oh, parking lot.

[08:37:33] I'm getting more. I'm getting more.

[08:37:36] You're getting more. You're getting more.

[08:37:39] The eagle on you. I'm getting mad.

[08:37:44] The eagle on him.

[08:37:49] Help me, sir.

[08:37:51] Enjoy.

[08:37:52] No more candles, please.

[08:37:54] No candles.

[08:37:56] Are you doing alright?

[08:37:59] I'm shitting myself to be honest, Jerky.

[08:38:01] That's not good. I've got an IBS as well.

[08:38:05] Right, there we go. Are we ready?

[08:38:07] ready for the next round? Yeah.

[08:38:12] Perfect. Take it away. Oh,

[08:38:16] shit. Okay. Thank you, son.

[08:38:20] for the for the for the for the

[08:38:23] for the next one, what I would

[08:38:26] for the next one, what I would

[08:38:29] like you to collect as part of

[08:38:32] the scavenger hunt. What I

[08:38:35] Oh, I think you got one.

[08:38:40] Nice.

[08:38:41] Well done, Stofer.

[08:38:42] Park, what are you doing?

[08:38:43] Park, what are you doing?

[08:38:44] Park, have you got someone helping you?

[08:38:45] No, we've got an advent calendar.

[08:38:46] Yes, we do.

[08:38:47] I've got a double-lap one, or something.

[08:38:48] Well, I don't care.

[08:38:49] You don't know.

[08:38:50] You don't know.

[08:38:51] We've got one.

[08:38:52] Oh, man.

[08:38:53] Oh, Lee's got one.

[08:38:54] Yes, Jodd, you weren't last scored, the boy.

[08:38:55] Go on, Alex.

[08:38:56] Go on, Jodd.

[08:38:57] Where do I think?

[08:38:58] I don't know.

[08:38:59] Jamie, you've got one.

[08:39:00] You've got one.

[08:39:01] I've got one.

[08:39:02] You've got one.

[08:39:03] I don't know, I think... Oh, no, Jamie might be out. No, all Jamie has to find a calendar.

[08:39:08] Right, a calendar.

[08:39:10] Look, J.K., I know no one's got one.

[08:39:12] I've found something in this house. Yes.

[08:39:14] What the fuck is that?

[08:39:15] What the fuck is that, Jamie?

[08:39:17] It's not his house.

[08:39:19] Oh, my mum actually has that.

[08:39:21] That is not an abatement.

[08:39:23] That's one of them.

[08:39:24] The doors, the doors.

[08:39:26] I know that, ain't it? That's a different thing.

[08:39:28] What the fuck is that?

[08:39:30] That's a countdown.

[08:39:31] My one has like little letters, he's holding a box of little letters.

[08:39:35] So where do the... Jamie...

[08:39:37] I would accept it considering...

[08:39:40] I mean, as a matter of fact, I think it's...

[08:39:43] It's a countdown to Christmas, not actually.

[08:39:45] It's not an advent calendar. In my opinion, Jamie and Parker both have come back with nothing, therefore it's between them.

[08:39:53] Jamie has got something, Parker has nothing and therefore Parker's going to have to do something.

[08:40:00] Yeah, but by that logic

[08:40:04] Okay to be fair yeah, but by that logic pie if Parker to run away and come back with a fork. He's got something

[08:40:09] Oh, we say because it's a calendar calendar. Yeah, it's still a calendar. Okay

[08:40:16] It's not a calendar. You can't see you today after can you

[08:40:20] Call in the you just stop picking up sticking up for me kids is your person you chose

[08:40:25] No, only mate. You need you need to be fair to that fair holster. I feel like I'm

[08:40:30] to Jamie there, but he has got, it is a calendar. It is still a calendar. Part of it absolutely

[08:40:36] nothing. I think Parker's got to do the 4th.

[08:40:39] Yeah, I'm up for Parker. Jacob, who would you prefer?

[08:40:41] One way.

[08:40:42] Um, what? For who's got like, yeah, Parker, he's got nothing.

[08:40:48] Jamie's got no lives left as well, right?

[08:40:50] Yeah, that's true.

[08:40:51] Jazza, you okay with Parker?

[08:40:53] Yeah, I'm happy with Parker.

[08:40:55] Okay, Parker, it is forfeit time for you, sir.

[08:41:00] Jakey.

[08:41:02] Okay, a forfeit.

[08:41:06] I want you to crack one egg, put it in a glass,

[08:41:09] and then fill the rest with milk and drink it.

[08:41:12] Milk.

[08:41:14] Yeah, that's all right, mate.

[08:41:17] Oh, sorry, that's all right.

[08:41:19] No, you said it, no, that is me, I don't know.

[08:41:22] That is one for later in the game, I can't lie.

[08:41:24] That's one for late night games.

[08:41:26] That's like a pancake.

[08:41:27] Nicky, that's your own play by the way.

[08:41:29] Yeah, that's my own.

[08:41:30] That is amazing.

[08:41:31] You folks in for the rest of the minute, you're alone.

[08:41:33] No, he pissed me off.

[08:41:34] He pissed me off while you were gone, Jinz, yeah?

[08:41:36] Yeah. Right?

[08:41:37] I asked everyone, I said,

[08:41:39] does everyone, who knows what they're getting for Christmas?

[08:41:41] Because that winds me up, he went,

[08:41:42] I know what I'm getting for Christmas.

[08:41:43] Yeah, I know all that, anyway.

[08:41:44] Yeah, I know what I'm getting more.

[08:41:45] I'm getting more.

[08:41:47] So he's one, you're like,

[08:41:48] yeah, fair enough, fair enough, I know, baby.

[08:41:49] That's how you treat your own, Jason, fuck you, you know?

[08:41:51] Yeah, that's an egg. And that's the milk while in you.

[08:41:54] There, before we start, obviously, George is out, one of my people.

[08:41:56] George, I need you to look in, bro.

[08:41:58] You stay...

[08:41:59] No, no, no. As soon as the item gets cold,

[08:42:03] you're in, like, a thousand ping, bro.

[08:42:04] And you look in the camera.

[08:42:06] Real estate is a pro, guys.

[08:42:09] He goes like, he looks in the camera, and goes...

[08:42:11] And then goes...

[08:42:13] And then... 10 seconds later, he's out of the tent.

[08:42:15] Come on, some fucking...

[08:42:17] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[08:42:18] Is that Cravingdale?

[08:42:21] Oh, fucking hell!

[08:42:23] Love that! Love that!

[08:42:27] The egg is in there.

[08:42:29] That's fair, that.

[08:42:31] Yeah, fair enough. Go on then, lads.

[08:42:33] Go on, get it down, you fucker.

[08:42:35] Fair play.

[08:42:37] Oh!

[08:42:39] Ooh!

[08:42:41] Fair play, that was a good answer.

[08:42:43] I like that, wow.

[08:42:45] That's incredible.

[08:42:47] Wow, he's done unreal.

[08:42:49] real. Well done. Looks like he's in pain. Yeah. It's like a

[08:42:55] library. Just throw up. You'll you'll shit. Okay. Here's

[08:42:59] some stuff. Parker, do you know you've got cream in there?

[08:43:02] Do you have like five Christmases now? It works. But what?

[08:43:06] Sure. Sorry about that. Right. Okay. Pie face. Yeah. Take

[08:43:13] I'm not going to get away. So,

[08:43:19] I like this one. The item that

[08:43:21] you have to get just to clear

[08:43:23] cannot be in the room you're

[08:43:25] currently in a light bulb.

[08:43:28] I don't know. I like to use

[08:43:31] themselves. That's a tough one.

[08:43:33] Yeah, I agree. It's horrible.

[08:43:35] That only's got one. We'll be

[08:43:39] careful. I nicely you can put

[08:43:41] Oh

[08:43:58] I don't understand it Jamie's and Jamie's in the biggest house by the way just go and get a fucking lightball

[08:44:02] Oh my god, he'll have the same problem as right. I'll all be in the roof

[08:44:05] You can still you can still take it out, right?

[08:44:08] You just have to unscrew it.

[08:44:10] You're about to get flushed here.

[08:44:11] It can't be rude!

[08:44:12] No, no, no!

[08:44:13] Roy!

[08:44:14] Roy!

[08:44:15] Roy, sit down!

[08:44:16] Roy!

[08:44:17] Harley, do you have a read me?

[08:44:19] Thank you, brother.

[08:44:20] Got the bike.

[08:44:21] You feel sick?

[08:44:22] Oh, no, Parker, you're all right.

[08:44:24] I've got pants on.

[08:44:25] I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[08:44:26] Right, right, what should we do again?

[08:44:29] We're on!

[08:44:30] You did it, bastard, Charles.

[08:44:31] What the fuck?

[08:44:32] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[08:44:33] Jamie, that house is massive.

[08:44:35] They've got to have a light knob somewhere.

[08:44:37] Actually, let me check one more, but let me check one more as well.

[08:44:41] Is it not too late for him though?

[08:44:43] Yeah, I mean, between James and, um, Anry.

[08:44:47] Hey, Jamie, can I have a bite?

[08:44:49] Can you call it a genuine run?

[08:44:51] I'm gonna shut up.

[08:44:52] Nah, I fucking buzzed.

[08:44:54] No, no.

[08:45:01] Oh, he's gonna get back.

[08:45:03] Oh.

[08:45:04] Oh.

[08:45:05] Oh, oh, he threw it up.

[08:45:08] Jamie, you can't be joking me. There's not a single lightbulb in that house.

[08:45:13] You got a red lightbulb.

[08:45:14] I thought Harry's laying here.

[08:45:16] No lightbulbs. I fucked it.

[08:45:18] That's literally a...

[08:45:20] Wait, did you not just have a fucking lightbulb in the lamp, you dick?

[08:45:25] Yeah, it was in my room.

[08:45:27] Oh, because you got it in...

[08:45:29] That's Roy got one.

[08:45:30] No, I'm minding my roof. I can't get one.

[08:45:32] Mr. Jamie's fine then.

[08:45:33] No, he's not because it's in his room. That's why I can't count it's my team. He kicked someone's door down

[08:45:47] Come on

[08:45:50] No, we can't allow that we can't allow that

[08:45:56] We can't so family towards a VAR you make you sure you like

[08:46:03] that's perfectly fine you know this

[08:46:07] i'm out of fight for my contest today

[08:46:10] if he if that wasn't already in his room i would not have a problem of it

[08:46:14] unfortunately for him he brought it in previously

[08:46:17] i don't know why he brought it in previously because it wasn't a fucking

[08:46:20] candle

[08:46:21] therefore it was his own fault in the first place

[08:46:25] i can't

[08:46:26] so now we are i reckon we are going to get

[08:46:29] The two people, is it possible for us two people to score at the same time or no?

[08:46:33] Er, no. We have to go ahead to have...

[08:46:35] I feel like we'd have to get like, say Chazza, to give them another item.

[08:46:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it's gonna have to be, yeah.

[08:46:42] Oh, I thought it works in like...

[08:46:44] If he didn't have another part for E's whilst he doesn't have one,

[08:46:47] then I've still got one.

[08:46:48] Do you want me to give another item?

[08:46:49] No, I don't.

[08:46:50] Yeah, no, I'd go that right up on that one, mate.

[08:46:53] That's the right one.

[08:46:54] Right, one for you, mate.

[08:46:55] That's fucking your name!

[08:46:57] Jamie, remember if you lose that one!

[08:46:59] Are you ready?

[08:47:03] Right, go go go. Is it anywhere?

[08:47:06] The first person to bring me back a glass full of water wins.

[08:47:11] He's got a bad for the next one.

[08:47:13] Jamie can't let us down there. Come on Jamie.

[08:47:16] Uh oh.

[08:47:17] That's not full!

[08:47:19] That's not full!

[08:47:20] That was rapid.

[08:47:22] That guys is not full.

[08:47:24] That guys is not full.

[08:47:25] That guys is not full.

[08:47:26] That is three quarters.

[08:47:27] That is not full glass.

[08:47:28] Fill it up to the max Roy you fucking are they both the same to be fat and Roy wins

[08:47:45] Jamie

[08:47:48] Down seven flights of stairs one second. Oh what a flex that is

[08:47:53] I've only got one pipe.

[08:47:56] Oh yeah, what a prick. What a prick.

[08:47:58] My girlfriend's got no stairs.

[08:48:02] I've been loved by the shit useless one that have been gone from a pity vote.

[08:48:09] Can't fucking say I've been voted out with fucking pipe.

[08:48:12] I've got one fucking Tilesia with an eight fucking contestants.

[08:48:16] Jamie, you fucked me there.

[08:48:18] Well, to be fair, Pyphys, I asked to play with you and you declined.

[08:48:22] Ohhhhhhhhhh

[08:48:25] I'm dressed as a lightbulb for my Hollywood mirror next door

[08:48:29] Oh my Lord above

[08:48:31] What the fuck are you doing?

[08:48:32] I was out of wear and buy option

[08:48:34] I was out of wear and buy option

[08:48:36] No you weren't, Pike, as I specifically said to you

[08:48:38] you can have another person

[08:48:40] but what about Michelle and you went nah fuck that

[08:48:43] I don't fucking remember saying that

[08:48:44] What's up on the exit of the screener?

[08:48:46] Yeah, fuck that

[08:48:49] Makes me sick

[08:48:51] Right. Go and get a drink mate.

[08:48:52] Jamie, you're fucking out mate, you are shit.

[08:48:56] You can feel free to mute and watch or you can go and crack on and do whatever you're doing mate, it's whatever you want.

[08:49:01] I was in the corner of the water guys, good luck yeah.

[08:49:03] Cheers mate.

[08:49:03] Thanks mate.

[08:49:04] Have a good one mate.

[08:49:06] Okay.

[08:49:07] So does that mean I'm gone or am I out of space?

[08:49:09] No, no, no, you're fine, you're good Jim.

[08:49:12] Okay.

[08:49:13] Now then.

[08:49:15] I would like

[08:49:17] for you to go and get

[08:49:21] Don't go into our feet until I say go coins or notes, but it has to be cash money go

[08:49:30] Yeah

[08:49:51] He's not on you at all. He's fucking stood there with his headphones in and just weren't listening.

[08:49:55] It's gonna be our...

[08:49:56] He did go for a gentle touch.

[08:49:57] Yeah, I don't know why he's trying to get back.

[08:50:00] Awwww, yeah.

[08:50:03] You okay, Alex? Have you got some?

[08:50:05] Yeah, yeah, I'll just have a cup of coffee.

[08:50:07] Did you have a wing then?

[08:50:08] I believe it is, Owen.

[08:50:15] So...

[08:50:16] It's time to go, man.

[08:50:17] Have Jamie hasn't left his desk, have I, I think?

[08:50:19] Now Jamie's out mate, he's eliminated.

[08:50:21] Oh, he's cranked.

[08:50:23] What? What the fuck? Why has he got another...

[08:50:25] Why has he got another...

[08:50:27] It's in Australia.

[08:50:29] Oh no.

[08:50:31] Why don't you dance, Jamie?

[08:50:33] You all right, Owen?

[08:50:35] No, I'm fucking skint, mate.

[08:50:37] Do you want to try it?

[08:50:39] Owen, if you throw us the front and back of your mum and dad's card,

[08:50:43] with three magic numbers on the back, we'll allow it.

[08:50:47] I can do that. No, you ain't doing that.

[08:50:49] You're going to have to do a full fit, unfortunately, mate.

[08:50:51] Unfortunately for you, Owen, you are going to have to do a full fit chosen by the one and only NYK Chazza.

[08:50:57] Oh, God.

[08:50:58] Owen, your full fit is going to be 20 gifted.

[08:51:07] No, I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.

[08:51:09] Right, I think for a good full fit, I'd go back to my roots.

[08:51:16] It's the old faithful, it's the statements that you could get two pots and pans and in

[08:51:23] your room for 10 seconds.

[08:51:26] 10 seconds.

[08:51:27] 10.

[08:51:28] Smashing together.

[08:51:29] 20, 20 seconds.

[08:51:32] 67 seconds.

[08:51:33] Oh, it's always one.

[08:51:34] How is he?

[08:51:35] One minute.

[08:51:36] One minute.

[08:51:37] Do you want to swap it then?

[08:51:39] Mate, mate, mate.

[08:51:40] Whenever I'm doing it, we always do like two minutes.

[08:51:45] minutes. 30 seconds are a

[08:51:53] minute for me. Yeah. Also is

[08:51:56] running about the gaff. Is

[08:51:58] sorry. He's probably still

[08:52:01] running about the gaff. And

[08:52:04] people finished work today.

[08:52:06] Yeah, and I still think what

[08:52:07] the fuck's going on now. You

[08:52:08] like that, but I'll write you.

[08:52:09] I hope I hope he doesn't get

[08:52:10] a ball. It's gonna be fun. I

[08:52:14] I'm sorry, I'm a bore in here.

[08:52:16] I remember.

[08:52:17] I'm a bore in here.

[08:52:19] Michelle's going to spread shakes.

[08:52:21] Michelle, lock in.

[08:52:22] Lock in, Michelle.

[08:52:23] I'm a bore in here.

[08:52:25] Christmas shopping.

[08:52:27] Christmas shopping.

[08:52:29] Bloody Christmas Eve, fair play.

[08:52:32] Nobody, you're no more list.

[08:52:36] I'll take your list.

[08:52:38] Tell me she's liking it.

[08:52:40] Ed, what are you doing?

[08:52:42] Oh, Pyre, you saw what NVG said.

[08:52:45] What, Van Gogh went now?

[08:52:47] Yeah, NVG tells Peter Wright.

[08:52:51] He's been playing crap lately.

[08:52:53] I think it's time for him to retire.

[08:52:55] I fucking play. I love that.

[08:52:57] That is mad.

[08:52:58] But that's not the way...

[08:53:00] Peter Wright was awful to...

[08:53:01] Peter Wright was so bad.

[08:53:02] Yeah, he was. He was really bad.

[08:53:03] She's always say just what they think, isn't she?

[08:53:05] Yeah, I love it.

[08:53:06] Yeah, Van Gogh went and don't give a shit.

[08:53:08] They're all there, like Max is like it, MVG's like it.

[08:53:12] Yeah, go on, go on, Jax.

[08:53:14] Yeah, I can't see him.

[08:53:16] Oh! If he goes back and says he's got no pants.

[08:53:19] Yeah.

[08:53:22] Right, I'm moving out, so I've got...

[08:53:23] I've got quite as possible my period tackle ended.

[08:53:26] I've got a lot of pots and pans, but I've got these two things.

[08:53:29] So I can go like that.

[08:53:30] Fuck off!

[08:53:31] You have to not shoot in the jungle.

[08:53:32] Oh, stop going about the jungle, Jaki, please, but yeah, it is.

[08:53:36] Nah, we'll pick you something else, sir.

[08:53:38] I think that's still going to make the noise Chaz

[08:53:40] It does sound like it's a noise

[08:53:42] Can we have a low test one to make sure please?

[08:53:45] Let me turn the noise just pushing off

[08:53:47] Shit he knows

[08:53:49] Who's saying you're shit Owen?

[08:53:53] You muted yourself mate

[08:53:55] Oh I'm a muted

[08:53:56] No you're alright now

[08:53:57] I've got a mic tonight, see

[08:53:59] Bruno

[08:54:02] How did you get him?

[08:54:04] He muttered

[08:54:06] How did you get him?

[08:54:07] I went in

[08:54:10] Okay, that's cool

[08:54:19] Seconds on the clock. I'm gonna time it

[08:54:24] Three two one go

[08:54:29] bit more a bit quicker bit more a bit quicker

[08:54:40] and just start showin'

[08:54:42] la la la la la la la la

[08:55:02] no keep going

[08:55:06] no, no keep going

[08:55:10] 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, there you go, 54 seconds.

[08:55:25] I can't believe the parents have come out there, are they in?

[08:55:30] Yeah they are, I have to tell them before.

[08:55:32] I knew someone like that had gone on because there's no way they wouldn't have come up that that's a certain of a forfeit

[08:56:01] I

[08:56:07] Know

[08:56:17] I don't really know what I do what actually I do I'll be interested to see

[08:56:25] Is that scrubbing a toilet brush with his head or something like that

[08:56:28] Yeah

[08:56:30] For hygiene reasons

[08:56:32] I'm gonna put a stop to that one

[08:56:34] We just made some fucking drinking egg in a milk

[08:56:36] I'd say we can do

[08:56:38] Can you go and get some shampoo please

[08:56:40] I can find some, yeah

[08:56:42] Not in his eyes

[08:56:44] That's great, but that is the point

[08:56:46] I mean, you know

[08:56:48] I'm not sure if I'm doing something

[08:56:50] I just have something to be sure

[08:56:52] of themselves

[08:56:54] I mean, you can get it just quickly

[08:56:56] I don't know, it's...

[08:56:57] It's not about drunk, mate.

[08:56:59] That's why I asked first, it was, you know, I'm...

[08:57:04] Perfect, and can you just take your headset off and just give your head a nice, god-fucking wash, mate?

[08:57:10] Right.

[08:57:11] What, just throw it?

[08:57:12] Yeah, all the way through, yeah.

[08:57:14] All right, then.

[08:57:16] This is killing me.

[08:57:20] I think you were actually having an allergic reaction.

[08:57:22] Yeah, he was.

[08:57:24] That was a good effort.

[08:57:26] Oh.

[08:57:27] Get a bit more of that.

[08:57:29] Yeah, get it fucking going there, come on.

[08:57:32] On the sides as well, on the sides.

[08:57:35] Nice.

[08:57:37] Er!

[08:57:38] Roy!

[08:57:39] Roy!

[08:57:40] What the fuck, Roy?

[08:57:42] What?

[08:57:43] You can't say that.

[08:57:45] He's gone off.

[08:57:46] He's what?

[08:57:47] Roy.

[08:57:48] No, his hair's gone white.

[08:57:51] Oh, do you know what?

[08:57:52] I'm back Roy. It's gone from black to white.

[08:57:55] Exactly. Cheers.

[08:57:57] Thank you very much for what I went. Thank you.

[08:57:59] Oh, fucking got you, bro.

[08:58:01] You put your head set back on now, mate.

[08:58:03] Racing car.

[08:58:07] Perfect. Well, he's just knocked it back.

[08:58:10] Right.

[08:58:12] He just slicked it back.

[08:58:14] No freaking way.

[08:58:16] He's not in there. He's just slicked it back.

[08:58:18] Right.

[08:58:20] the egg and milk have come back up. Oh, is it really Parker?

[08:58:25] Unfortunately for you, mate. You two are getting fucking right back down here.

[08:58:28] Let's go and get another egg and milk.

[08:58:32] No, I'm joking. Don't worry. Right, your next item will be chosen. Who chose the last one?

[08:58:39] Was it Chaz? Chaz, yeah. Okay, Mr. Pie Face 23. Take it away.

[08:58:45] your item is. That means you're

[08:58:52] a tin of food, but it needs to

[08:58:58] be empty. Oh, come on. Well, I

[08:59:00] think you're probably best off

[08:59:01] going rather than just come on,

[08:59:03] Michelle. Uh, you're not a

[08:59:05] fucking tortoise. You do it

[08:59:07] to come. Yeah, there's a bit

[08:59:10] of pressure there to get the

[08:59:12] opener on it. Nice. But if

[08:59:14] I can't hear you by the way.

[08:59:16] I can't hear you by the way.

[08:59:18] That's a kick.

[08:59:20] It did sound empty.

[08:59:22] I just poured it out.

[08:59:24] Oh no, so fair.

[08:59:26] That was the closest I could get.

[08:59:28] It's not a tin tin, but...

[08:59:30] That's another one, that ain't a tin tin.

[08:59:32] Oh, are you sure?

[08:59:34] Oh!

[08:59:36] You've not got a tin in you.

[08:59:38] You've got all these sticks here on beads.

[08:59:40] That's a waste of beans.

[08:59:42] That is not a tip

[08:59:44] You don't have to waste it, just pour it in a bowl

[08:59:46] Do you have it for dinner later?

[08:59:48] That's not a tip, bro

[08:59:50] What's sad is there's a lack of commitment here at Grand

[08:59:52] and people don't want to waste a tin of beans

[08:59:54] Hey, I'm not going to pay

[08:59:56] I ain't got the tin of beans

[08:59:58] I can't believe that

[09:00:00] I can't believe you used to do that

[09:00:02] Mr. L's not back, come on

[09:00:04] If you win the fucking Grand, you can buy some more beans

[09:00:06] Oh, Mr. Grinch

[09:00:08] Oh, I'm sorry

[09:00:10] There's only a few people

[09:00:12] They were like a passion and I'm not happy. Yeah

[09:00:16] Right

[09:00:18] We'll start with you. We'll start for you. George not a tip. We'll start with you Roy not a tip

[09:00:26] Sophie not a tip parker. Congratulations

[09:00:29] Lee congratulations. Ed congratulations. Oh, it's not a tip Michelle the poor girl still ain't fucking back

[09:00:36] Oh my god, I thought he was fucking sure of him pissing them.

[09:00:43] Oh my god.

[09:00:46] Yeah, half these ones are plastic, these are on the tin.

[09:00:51] Yeah, it's alright, we're getting some other ones, shall we?

[09:00:54] Oh yeah, we can ref, thank you, thank you.

[09:00:57] Right, are we giving them...

[09:01:00] Oh yeah, we can ref, thank you, thank you.

[09:01:02] Right, are we giving them the A for effort and allowing them free

[09:01:07] because they've got something? Are we sending them all back?

[09:01:11] Hiya, A.

[09:01:12] No, no.

[09:01:13] I caught that right.

[09:01:14] And there's another.

[09:01:15] I had to clean up, even when I was at the mums.

[09:01:18] I can't remember the last time I've had anything out of a tin.

[09:01:21] But she is.

[09:01:22] I bet he can't.

[09:01:24] If we go up that rule, what I'm saying is, Sophie came with nothing

[09:01:28] and therefore she should be the one to do that.

[09:01:29] Yeah, no, that's not.

[09:01:30] I agree.

[09:01:33] I agree.

[09:01:34] I agree.

[09:01:35] I agree.

[09:01:36] OK.

[09:01:36] Put it in the bowl and put it in the fridge.

[09:01:38] I let them off, but due to lack of effort,

[09:01:40] I think that's the forfeit.

[09:01:41] Yeah.

[09:01:42] OK.

[09:01:43] So you have now got to do a forfeit if you do want to.

[09:01:47] There's no pressure to.

[09:01:49] And that forfeit will be chosen by Jake.

[09:01:53] We'd ask you, Jake.

[09:01:55] I hope you're all right.

[09:01:56] Just remember, you have to do it.

[09:01:59] I don't want to give you something.

[09:02:01] I'm not sending more back. It's 10 past 12 now.

[09:02:04] Um, ah.

[09:02:07] Stokey, you're not putting down that dog or something, right?

[09:02:09] Ain't that, babe?

[09:02:10] I'm not putting down that dog or cat, right?

[09:02:11] I'm putting down my cat.

[09:02:13] I'm glad you've established it back.

[09:02:15] Is that how you put it down?

[09:02:17] Well, that's a good point, Dan.

[09:02:19] Open it in a food. That sounds like a forfeit.

[09:02:22] Right.

[09:02:25] Get a towel and put it on the floor.

[09:02:28] Oh my god, I'm wait, Jakey. What are you gonna do with this?

[09:02:34] I just caught up with someone who could collaborate flower what you need me to

[09:02:39] Flower. Oh, you know, not all of it. Sophie. He's a grand. Do you know what I was

[09:02:46] going to do? You can stick with flower if you want. I was also going to say open

[09:02:51] a tin of food and pour it on herself. Okay, between them.

[09:02:55] Yeah, you probably should have just opened it in the throughs.

[09:02:59] I'll do flower. I'll do flower.

[09:03:00] She'll do flower.

[09:03:02] Is it the whole plot or? No, not flower.

[09:03:06] Unfortunately, you don't call the shots there.

[09:03:08] There's the whole plot. It's the whole stuff now.

[09:03:13] Shouldn't have come with attitude. It's the whole thing.

[09:03:17] Why that from you? You know, I like that.

[09:03:19] You don't speak to her like that.

[09:03:21] I'm not being fun as a grand up for grabs and didn't want to open up a tin of baked beans that for me

[09:03:32] There's an instant elimination, but I'm in the Christmas spirit. We can crack up

[09:03:36] I'll take the elimination.

[09:03:38] No, you fag.

[09:03:39] Oh, wait!

[09:03:40] Oh, my God!

[09:03:41] It's a grand!

[09:03:45] Sophie got £1,000 a lot on me.

[09:03:47] You can do anything with that.

[09:03:48] You can get a cat or a cat tree.

[09:03:50] You can get...

[09:03:51] You can get a limited amount of cat toys,

[09:03:54] and you can get canned food as well.

[09:03:56] Yeah.

[09:03:57] I'm sorry, Sophie, you have to do it.

[09:03:59] You are a telly.

[09:04:00] Sophie, Sophie.

[09:04:01] Come on.

[09:04:02] Sophie, you do not have to do it.

[09:04:04] You do not have to do it.

[09:04:05] You have to do it.

[09:04:06] Well, you will go back and do it.

[09:04:09] That's a tapping, flour is a tapping.

[09:04:11] It's a bit of, it's a bit of flour.

[09:04:13] Man, I'd eat a whole orange.

[09:04:15] Ahem.

[09:04:18] Did you say you had to eat a whole orange?

[09:04:20] Yeah.

[09:04:21] You ate half of it, if that.

[09:04:23] It was, it was three more.

[09:04:24] There you go, there you go.

[09:04:25] There's more than half still there.

[09:04:27] Yeah, George Lockenbrough.

[09:04:28] Yeah, George Chobo.

[09:04:29] You've literally been laughing most of the show.

[09:04:32] I'm doing the fucking thing.

[09:04:33] Rolls come up, a fucking empty bucket and brownies and got a load of it.

[09:04:35] Just to get downstairs.

[09:04:37] You're not living, I have no flour left.

[09:04:38] Ah, good you've got a tin of food, doesn't it? Perfect.

[09:04:41] Yes, you've got a tin.

[09:04:43] Don't be quiet, you're a grandme, come on.

[09:04:46] Oh, the Hoover. Oh, no.

[09:04:49] Did you say she's got empty the Hoover?

[09:04:51] No, Hoover, that's probably a bit later in it, I said.

[09:04:54] No, no, we'll save the Hoover.

[09:04:56] What am I doing?

[09:04:56] Just a tin of... What tin's the food have you got?

[09:04:59] I've got...

[09:05:01] You're sweet cool.

[09:05:03] I'm going to admit it. Have you ever tried what your cat eats?

[09:05:19] I'll do that. I'll do that. Happily, I'll do that.

[09:05:22] You happily do it?

[09:05:23] Oh, okay. Happily do it.

[09:05:25] I'll see what happens.

[09:05:26] You can do that. I'll do that.

[09:05:28] I'll do that.

[09:05:29] It depends what the cat eats.

[09:05:31] Yeah, if your cat's on fucking steak in broccoli.

[09:05:34] I've had a lot of food sometimes, that's a bit of KFC.

[09:05:37] Sheba. If your cat's eating sheba, that's basically, you know, that's like...

[09:05:40] Don't let me get a street.

[09:05:41] She would rather eat cat food than put flour in herself.

[09:05:44] Yeah.

[09:05:45] I've raised, I think, I think it's within Shog's morals

[09:05:49] it to not waste food and I think do you know what fair enough is you'd rather have cat food let her eat cat food

[09:05:53] Do you have a waste of bloody cat food?

[09:05:55] Yeah, I've not thought the cat would feel like that

[09:05:57] That's not a snuff

[09:06:00] What the fuck is that?

[09:06:02] Imagine the cat food in the tin

[09:06:04] I've had cat food

[09:06:05] Oh, is that the cat food?

[09:06:07] In the tin

[09:06:08] Oh, no way

[09:06:10] Ironic what?

[09:06:14] You literally could have just entered the cat food out

[09:06:16] No, I'm not doing that, I'm not

[09:06:17] You have a phobia of empty tins.

[09:06:24] Right, can you get a table screen full please?

[09:06:32] Oh, boys, I'm sorry.

[09:06:34] Oh, my God.

[09:06:36] Come on.

[09:06:39] We've got to start by the time limit on these four things.

[09:06:43] Yeah, we're doing the figures.

[09:06:45] You could have just put it in a bowl, put it in the fridge,

[09:06:48] or put it in a bowl and put it back in the tip.

[09:06:50] Michelle's making a bed blesser.

[09:06:55] Michelle's making a bed blesser.

[09:06:58] We're just doing chores.

[09:07:00] Go on, Michelle.

[09:07:03] I'm getting ready for Christmas, you know, it's just a couple of hours.

[09:07:05] What the fuck is this thing?

[09:07:06] Are you a big fan of George Clarke, himself?

[09:07:09] Oh, love the man.

[09:07:10] Yeah, nice, the boss, though.

[09:07:12] Right, can you get a table spoon of the cat food then please?

[09:07:14] Did he win strictly by the way?

[09:07:15] No, he came second to food now.

[09:07:17] No, I think he's second already right.

[09:07:18] Listen, it's very hard to win a mainstream thing, trust me.

[09:07:22] Yeah.

[09:07:23] I was going to get you a signed George Clark t-shirt.

[09:07:29] What's that, sorry?

[09:07:31] I said, if she eats free handfuls of the cat food,

[09:07:34] you should get her a signed something from George.

[09:07:37] Well, I'll tell you what,

[09:07:38] if she opens a fucking tin of food, I'll do it.

[09:07:40] You have to do it. You have to do it. You don't have to do it. You don't have to do it.

[09:08:06] You don't have to do it.

[09:08:08] Five stars for Cam.

[09:08:09] She could be through to the next round,

[09:08:10] or she just banged the 10.

[09:08:12] Oh, that's so...

[09:08:13] Oh!

[09:08:14] There's no way she's out of the line.

[09:08:15] There's no way she's out of the line.

[09:08:17] She's going, mate, she's going.

[09:08:18] She's going!

[09:08:19] Oh!

[09:08:20] Oh!

[09:08:21] Oh!

[09:08:22] Why do you want to do that?

[09:08:24] Why have you got that much?

[09:08:25] I feel like this is a common thing there.

[09:08:26] Oh, mate, I don't just fucking...

[09:08:27] I don't have his poor beans on myself.

[09:08:29] You do all this and I don't want to go around.

[09:08:31] Let's go.

[09:08:32] Slow down yourself.

[09:08:33] I don't slow down a bit.

[09:08:34] I'm not gonna fuck you.

[09:08:36] I'm gonna be fucking violently ill.

[09:08:38] I'm gonna be violently sick in a minute.

[09:08:40] I'm not gonna fuck you.

[09:08:42] Get on camera, get on camera.

[09:08:44] We can't see the spirit.

[09:08:46] Oh god.

[09:08:48] What the fuck?

[09:08:50] What the fuck?

[09:08:52] What's that about?

[09:08:54] There it is.

[09:08:56] Come on, get it down, you bloody...

[09:08:58] Right, what the fuck?

[09:09:00] Three, two, one.

[09:09:32] Yeah that is crazy. Oh that gives him a whole politic.

[09:09:38] Oh my god that is so sick.

[09:09:43] He's angry. What's that?

[09:09:46] I'm just doing this drum now, come on.

[09:09:48] Whoa that's not Red Bull, what the fuck? Get it off.

[09:09:51] That's a free promo.

[09:09:52] Okay you're good to go back to your room now don't worry.

[09:09:55] Oh she's giving me a free promo.

[09:09:57] I guarantee you what happened this is about to be I'm gonna fucking love it. I reckon I've got feelings going to give me wings

[09:10:15] Right, okay, you can relocate yourself back to your room so well in well done

[09:10:22] That's five stars for come

[09:10:24] So when you just, you know people just, come on.

[09:10:29] Go on, go on.

[09:10:30] It's got to hurt your self.

[09:10:31] No, it's just...

[09:10:32] I'm walking out of the half bar and just got a fucking show up.

[09:10:34] I think you finally fucking gave it.

[09:10:39] I love you really, mate.

[09:10:40] Thanks, mate.

[09:10:41] That's easy, pal.

[09:10:42] I've got an indeck in my kitchen which is all right round the next.

[09:10:45] Oh, yeah.

[09:10:46] Should we get them up?

[09:10:47] Yeah.

[09:10:48] Oh, can I have that?

[09:10:49] I'm obsessed with that indeck so much.

[09:10:50] Oh, they're great, aren't they?

[09:10:51] They're really good, aren't they?

[09:10:53] Oh, I love you.

[09:10:55] Yeah, I agree.

[09:10:56] There you go.

[09:11:00] You get countered.

[09:11:01] You ain't right.

[09:11:03] I'm fucking sick of it.

[09:11:05] Sick of what?

[09:11:06] You know what?

[09:11:08] Three-five seconds.

[09:11:10] I reckon we'll get at least 5,000 more comments on it.

[09:11:13] I'll write them down.

[09:11:14] I don't even know what I'm talking about with that much.

[09:11:16] Right, okay.

[09:11:17] I can't believe it's as if he's about to run a hundred meter race.

[09:11:20] He's fucking ready and he's up for it.

[09:11:22] fucking thousand pound on the line.

[09:11:24] Go on, guys.

[09:11:26] Right, are we all ready for the next round?

[09:11:29] Here we go.

[09:11:31] Pie face, take it away.

[09:11:33] Oh, is it mine?

[09:11:34] Wait, oh, I'm gone.

[09:11:35] Wait, yeah.

[09:11:36] I did the last one.

[09:11:38] Okay, yeah, sorry, go on, JK.

[09:11:40] A thousand bits, come on, Bid.

[09:11:43] I would like you to go and get me.

[09:11:48] Bid, I'll do me best, mate.

[09:11:50] Thank you, bro.

[09:12:21] He's got...

[09:12:26] He's got...

[09:12:27] Chaz and George is like you down, right?

[09:12:29] Hang on a minute, we need to VR the remote if it's not a TV remote.

[09:12:31] Yeah.

[09:12:32] Well we've got a new one.

[09:12:33] Yeah.

[09:12:34] A new remote.

[09:12:35] So my question here is, are we classing the smart remote, for example a fire stick

[09:12:42] remote, is that really a TV remote?

[09:12:44] Yeah.

[09:12:45] Who's got...

[09:12:46] You've got 35.

[09:12:47] Don't kick it.

[09:12:48] Because my telly's like got an Amazon deal with it.

[09:12:52] If you're TV you can get a f***ing...

[09:12:54] As long as it's a remote that works a TV, I think that's good enough.

[09:12:57] All right, Chaz, I'll let you say the bad news.

[09:13:00] Shelds, you've had an absolute shabbollet performance.

[09:13:03] Can you come the way up?

[09:13:04] Shelds, you've been a shabbollet this evening.

[09:13:08] Sorry, mate, just like I snubbed you but with it.

[09:13:11] Sorry, brother.

[09:13:12] Whoa!

[09:13:14] That's fucked.

[09:13:15] Wow!

[09:13:17] you have a f***ing great Christmas.

[09:13:19] I will, thank you.

[09:13:21] Have a good and Jaws.

[09:13:23] Thanks for playing, sir.

[09:13:25] I love you, Jaws, man.

[09:13:27] Thank you, thank you, I enjoyed it.

[09:13:29] No worries, mate. Thank you for taking part.

[09:13:31] Right, Chazza.

[09:13:33] Yo.

[09:13:35] Take it away.

[09:13:37] Jaws on.

[09:13:39] Okay.

[09:13:41] Your next item I'd like to get, please,

[09:13:43] is...

[09:13:45] a

[09:13:47] a fork and knife a table spoon and a tea spoon

[09:13:51] I like it

[09:13:54] Loomis for the 15 brother got the boy gas highway for the five gifts did me fucking legend gas. Thank you, bro

[09:14:04] Well done, mate. You better fucking brain

[09:14:07] Parker Sophie locking

[09:14:11] I'll tell you how fucking lovely to win this but fucking I will say

[09:14:15] I'm not going to get to know where he is.

[09:14:17] Well, if you've been turned on, I've been giving you a leak.

[09:14:19] Oh, fuck.

[09:14:21] There we go. Yeah, well played.

[09:14:23] Here we go, mate.

[09:14:25] Oh, Michelle's in trouble.

[09:14:27] Oh, Michelle.

[09:14:29] Back to the Excel spreadsheet.

[09:14:31] So, I'll look at it.

[09:14:33] I like Michelle.

[09:14:37] Oh, she's even got ready for bed.

[09:14:39] She just said, like, so she's not going to...

[09:14:41] She's in Africa today.

[09:14:43] Yeah. We got you. We got you.

[09:14:49] Fox. Yeah. Fucking hell. Yeah.

[09:14:54] I'm lucky. Michelle. I'm lucky.

[09:14:58] So we're going to have on you

[09:15:01] apparently. That's a table. We're

[09:15:05] going to have so so. Me. So,

[09:15:09] Yeah, they're all there. Nice.

[09:15:19] Owen. Nice. Alex. Yeah. Nice.

[09:15:25] Right, Michelle. Your forfeit is

[09:15:28] going to be chosen by I'll go on

[09:15:31] then. Go on then, Jack.

[09:15:33] I don't know what you don't think

[09:15:35] but she just like made the

[09:15:37] and make the whole bed and then put the mattress out the room.

[09:15:40] Oh, that is awful.

[09:15:43] That's horrible.

[09:15:44] That's evil, that.

[09:15:46] Erm...

[09:15:48] What's up, Michelle? If you know how to do that, come on.

[09:15:52] I wouldn't do that, no problem.

[09:15:54] But, my defense, let's just recover from a broken back.

[09:15:58] Oh, yeah. Oh, do you know what?

[09:16:00] Pipeface, can you have some fucking respect?

[09:16:02] The poor lady's broken back and you want to start fucking moving heavy shit.

[09:16:06] Have some fucking respect.

[09:16:08] Honestly Michelle, I'm so sorry about that.

[09:16:10] You forfeit, break it back again.

[09:16:12] I'm so sick of it, I make the whole bed is still pretty.

[09:16:18] That's still made for bed.

[09:16:20] Yeah, that'll make it, I'll make the whole bed.

[09:16:22] Yeah, if you made the bed, your back was still recovering there.

[09:16:27] Yeah, but listen, with a great respect.

[09:16:31] Jagging a mattress.

[09:16:32] If she broke her back, we'll just choose something else.

[09:16:35] Yeah, the map that everyone else is playing, it's left in the matches, so it's like...

[09:16:38] Oh, I didn't hear it.

[09:16:39] I've got a good pocket.

[09:16:40] Go on, Chas.

[09:16:41] I've got a good pocket.

[09:16:42] You've got to do...

[09:16:43] You've got to get your toothpaste and put at least half the pack in your mouth.

[09:16:48] Ooh!

[09:16:50] Ooh, yeah.

[09:16:51] That's going to be spicy.

[09:16:53] You weren't happy with that one.

[09:16:55] The toothpaste!

[09:16:58] Oh.

[09:16:59] Um, Alex, can we see your spoons, please?

[09:17:02] It's a bad camera angle for the bed as well, that is a bad camera angle.

[09:17:05] Yeah, they're fine, they're fine, they're interesting but they're alright, yeah.

[09:17:10] I've just got a long grasp.

[09:17:11] A lot of moisturiser.

[09:17:15] Jakey, you look like a gardener, isn't that?

[09:17:17] Cool.

[09:17:17] Thank you.

[09:17:20] Yeah, we would like the rest of that put in the mouth.

[09:17:22] So it's just all gone on my mouth?

[09:17:24] Yeah, just hop in, squeeze it.

[09:17:30] Ooh!

[09:17:31] Ooh!

[09:17:32] Oh

[09:17:38] Fruits rip their heads off and suck their guts out

[09:17:48] Yeah, I suppose

[09:18:02] Well, it's well there. Yes, Tommy. Okay. Well, we can I guess we can start the next round. Yeah,

[09:18:10] which is gone. Michelle's gone. We'll wait till Michelle's back. We can start the next round.

[09:18:16] Oh, that's freaking good. Snow is falling.

[09:18:19] And it's important that we actually finish this before it's Christmas Day itself.

[09:18:23] Christmas Eve now, mental. I'm not gonna see fucking Santa soon.

[09:18:26] I'll be right back right okay are we all done yeah nice perfect he's next daddy

[09:18:35] Lee Lee I want you to be touching that chair once you last time you're nearly out

[09:18:40] the way no cheating alright you ought to be touching the chair thank you

[09:18:48] Okie dokie. Oh, Jakey's not in a sweet sense, of course we do.

[09:18:53] Have you done an item yet, James?

[09:18:55] Yeah, yeah, I've done one.

[09:18:57] Let me just check the list before I add.

[09:19:01] Oh, yeah, I've got an interesting one.

[09:19:03] Right. Chancellor, is it you or is it Pie?

[09:19:06] What?

[09:19:08] Yeah, go on, Chancellor, take it away.

[09:19:10] You've got a chance.

[09:19:12] Well, you can just eat Pie if you want it, then I'll have a pick for the other person.

[09:19:16] You guys really need to move on now, Dothra.

[09:19:18] I want you to bring me a shower head.

[09:19:22] Oh, God.

[09:19:24] Mine's connected, I can't.

[09:19:26] Mine's connected.

[09:19:28] Sophie, I've bit you, have a look.

[09:19:32] Mine's fucking connected, Jakey.

[09:19:34] Jakey?

[09:19:36] Shut the fuck up!

[09:19:38] Shut the fuck up, Jakey, it's connected.

[09:19:41] Jakey's fucking connected.

[09:19:44] I'm just going to go home.

[09:19:46] I want to head to the shower head.

[09:19:49] Sorry Sophie, I thought you were going to go to me.

[09:19:52] I can't help you, take the camera to the shower head.

[09:19:55] Take the camera to the shower head.

[09:19:57] Take the camera to the shower head.

[09:19:59] It's too late now.

[09:20:01] It's too late.

[09:20:03] I'll take the elimination.

[09:20:05] Oh yes.

[09:20:07] Sophie's coming.

[09:20:09] First one to the shower head.

[09:20:11] Sophie or Alex, first one to the shower head.

[09:20:13] So, thank you very much love you've been amazing, but you have been eliminated. Thank you

[09:20:24] Well played, well played.

[09:20:26] Can I put the show there?

[09:20:28] You can all go put your show heads back on now if you want.

[09:20:32] Have a good one then.

[09:20:34] Bye Jake, you're sorry.

[09:20:37] No better though.

[09:20:39] Bye fans, bye.

[09:20:41] What are you spraying on there? That looks delightful.

[09:20:43] Oh, it's just a salad.

[09:20:47] Grab an extra burger on the side all that.

[09:20:49] Oh, that looks fucking lovely.

[09:20:51] Fucking Jesus.

[09:20:53] Three patties in that.

[09:20:55] Oh, wow.

[09:20:56] Protein, innit? Get the protein.

[09:20:58] No.

[09:20:58] Solid with an extra burger.

[09:21:00] Grab your patties.

[09:21:02] What's that, three pack, huh?

[09:21:05] Solid with an extra burger.

[09:21:07] Do you want to say that one more time?

[09:21:09] I'm going to get good by it, but I'll do it anyway. Solid with an extra burger.

[09:21:14] You're eliminated, well done.

[09:21:16] Oh my god.

[09:21:18] That was a joke.

[09:21:20] Michelle, you muted love.

[09:21:23] There we go.

[09:21:25] Right, Chazza.

[09:21:27] Chazza, take it away.

[09:21:29] Right guys, I would like you to obtain a picture frame.

[09:21:35] Oh, I like that.

[09:21:38] What?

[09:21:40] It's a little fair play. That's actually, yeah.

[09:21:43] Yeah, he's mouthing. He's mouthing.

[09:21:45] He's mouthing got a picture. Just before him.

[09:21:47] That does count. Yeah.

[09:21:49] Yeah. The best stadium in England.

[09:21:52] Easy as you like.

[09:21:55] Looks like a pub, Roy.

[09:21:57] That is a fine.

[09:21:59] Oh, it's not a third.

[09:22:01] I would argue that it's not a third, for a show.

[09:22:04] No, no, it is.

[09:22:06] I would say it's not, it is a fair play, fair play, if you fair play, there you go.

[09:22:18] Disgraceful team though, terrible team choice, why did you hit me Kai, what have I done to

[09:22:23] you today?

[09:22:24] Okay, I just hit Celtic, Celtic, anyone else absolutely freezing?

[09:22:29] No no mate, he's got a healer, you can have it on.

[09:22:36] Oh, God, God, God.

[09:22:41] Oh, I'm back. I don't know who I am.

[09:22:43] Alright, so that's elimination.

[09:22:45] He's gone.

[09:22:46] It's another elimination.

[09:22:48] Owen, you are the last man to try and get a motorbike.

[09:22:52] It's been an absolute pleasure having you here, mate.

[09:22:55] Oh, it's been a pleasure, mate.

[09:22:57] Thank you.

[09:22:58] It's a mate.

[09:22:59] You have a lovely Christmas, but unfortunately you are out.

[09:23:02] Have a good one.

[09:23:03] Bye-bye. Take care.

[09:23:04] You are the weakest link right to you

[09:23:14] We have we've got

[09:23:17] Lee it's still got a forfeit Michelle is though. No. Oh, yeah, yeah

[09:23:25] Yeah, Alex Roy and Ed and Lee

[09:23:29] All three the people I chose

[09:23:31] Come on out.

[09:23:32] Righty-o!

[09:23:33] Next thing I would like...

[09:23:36] Wait, Jakey's at you, aren't you?

[09:23:39] Me, I think.

[09:23:40] Go on, then, take it away, mate.

[09:23:42] Excuse me.

[09:23:43] I would like you to go and get me a snack.

[09:23:51] Oh.

[09:23:52] Is he taking the fucking piss?

[09:23:55] That's smart.

[09:23:56] A Squares bar of chocolate.

[09:23:58] Yeah, that's good.

[09:24:00] I was a snack is he taking the piss

[09:24:04] Oh, they struggling

[09:24:07] Snack and so is Alex. It's about and have a kick out layers. Well, Lee. That's a tough one to lose. Lee. I'm sorry

[09:24:17] Oh dear oh dear we'll eat it

[09:24:21] Well don't eat it yeah, I need to see it

[09:24:24] Yeah, I got it first. Well, no because I didn't know it's your snack in it

[09:24:29] Oh my god, I fucking have Ferrero Roche's right there.

[09:24:35] Oh Ferrero Roche, is there?

[09:24:37] I mean, someone's got fucking my Ferrero Roche.

[09:24:40] Oh, don't be eating all of them at once.

[09:24:43] Right, you know.

[09:24:45] I'm allergic to nuts, I can't anyway.

[09:24:47] You're allergic to nuts, but you've got Ferrero Roche there.

[09:24:50] Am I a fucking dickhead or am I a knob?

[09:24:54] Which one am I?

[09:24:55] It was Secret Santa.

[09:24:56] Oh, okay, fine. I fucking didn't give a fuck, didn't I? Right, Jacob? Yo, choose your forfeit, mate.

[09:25:12] That's right. Nothing, mate. And I'm gonna go with...

[09:25:18] Oh

[09:25:24] Oh

[09:25:32] Right, in fact, right you say anything this is bad you have to down a pilot for the pop

[09:25:37] Not that I don't want it. Yeah

[09:25:43] Is that shit

[09:25:45] Yeah. We're going. Someone, someone in

[09:25:47] Okay. Okay. Yeah. Someone did he

[09:25:49] Catfish. Alright. We'll go

[09:25:51] Also, the four. Okay. There we go.

[09:25:53] I can't

[09:25:55] That was, I've got the beans in the

[09:25:57] sink.

[09:25:59] Go on. Keep it back in the tin.

[09:26:01] I've got him in here. Yeah. Go for it, mate.

[09:26:03] That is disgusting.

[09:26:05] Just give me one second.

[09:26:07] Ha ha ha ha

[09:26:09] You know when you neck it's you wasn't you belly ache as I was thinking about

[09:26:21] Yeah, I just call it pop. We're drinking there Alex. We're drinking there Alex, okay nice

[09:26:30] Oh

[09:26:33] What's up, Lee? Yeah, I mean yeah, man. I'm just covered in bean juice

[09:26:41] I'm here, so I don't just take using my phone to text for two seconds. No, I'm Michelle

[09:26:55] I'll let you choose how on our off Jake

[09:26:57] It's kind of a plus even way that he's but then his hair gets that way or his heart gets gets destroyed

[09:27:04] Oh, I'm not criminal. You can watch he's a guy

[09:27:10] That'd be his favorite

[09:27:27] That is great. That is great.

[09:27:29] You're strong.

[09:27:34] Get yourself clean mate, well done.

[09:27:40] Can I quickly wash my hair or?

[09:27:42] Oh, no you can't.

[09:27:45] Yeah, you can wipe it, you can wipe it.

[09:27:51] I've woken up the parents. They're loving me right now.

[09:27:54] Say that again, Sarah.

[09:27:56] I've woken up the Purim so loving me right now.

[09:27:58] No.

[09:27:59] Oh, no, your next forfeit.

[09:28:01] Oh!

[09:28:03] Oh, my God, we should have got to do the pants.

[09:28:05] There might be another one.

[09:28:09] I don't know, cos, um, Michelle's done her forfeit now, hasn't she?

[09:28:13] Yeah.

[09:28:14] That's true, yeah.

[09:28:15] Right, well...

[09:28:16] It's absolutely fine, just running off and down, waking people up,

[09:28:18] but, hey, that isn't even the Purim.

[09:28:21] It is exactly indeed.

[09:28:23] Right, we're all ready for pie.

[09:28:24] I'd like you to all tell us an interesting fact about yourself. Alex, can you take your first, please?

[09:28:30] Oh, fucking hell.

[09:28:32] I was born in Spain.

[09:28:34] Oh, okay.

[09:28:36] What?

[09:28:37] Your family origin was Italian?

[09:28:41] Yeah, mum's half Spanish, dad's half Italian.

[09:28:44] Okay, nice.

[09:28:45] Nice. Ed?

[09:28:49] Interesting facts about me.

[09:28:51] There must be some, hasn't there?

[09:28:52] What I did two years ago. Oh, that's just cuz get me in trouble. I

[09:29:00] Went I went to an

[09:29:04] Reform March I got a photo of Katie Hopkins

[09:29:09] And then

[09:29:11] Yeah, go on. Go on late.

[09:29:21] So I'm actually a practice

[09:29:27] psychic.

[09:29:31] I actually know he's telling the truth.

[09:29:34] But it's just the way he said it is made me laugh.

[09:29:36] Sorry.

[09:29:37] No, I know it's not. It's just I don't know why I laughed. Yeah, no, say it again, please.

[09:29:46] I can definitely heard it right. Now you heard it right. Don't worry about it.

[09:29:50] You're practically psychic. Jackie, would you be able to do anything like that right

[09:29:53] now or not? No, no.

[09:29:57] I'm addicted to mayonnaise, what is it about mayonnaise?

[09:30:14] I go through three tobs a week to myself, so what's the weirdest thing you put mayonnaise

[09:30:21] I don't need to be a psychic for that one, so I'm going to make...

[09:30:35] Parker!

[09:30:37] Honeychilly chicken, fried rice, curry sauce and mayonnaise.

[09:30:42] Yeah, very well, okay.

[09:30:44] Parker?

[09:30:46] My fact is that my family actually thought I was too skinny at one point.

[09:30:50] Yeah, follow up.

[09:30:52] So he's laughed.

[09:30:54] We didn't say such a joke, mate.

[09:30:56] He's laughed.

[09:30:58] Interesting fact.

[09:31:00] Well, what are you doing?

[09:31:02] Sorry, what?

[09:31:04] I'm experiencing this, mate.

[09:31:06] I'm experiencing this, mate.

[09:31:08] It's all right.

[09:31:10] So, I better not have actually too skinny.

[09:31:12] So, they just won't give me a lot of shit.

[09:31:14] I realised that your father was blind.

[09:31:19] Oh, cheers, James!

[09:31:21] You're looking like you don't have a girl at fucking dad's.

[09:31:28] Now, I was going to say Steve, you wonder about...

[09:31:30] I can't think of his name in science, I have to go with that, sorry.

[09:31:33] Roy?

[09:31:35] My step-aunt, see, before the step-aunt was one of the lead actresses in Game of Thrones.

[09:31:43] Really?

[09:31:44] Yeah, that's mine.

[09:31:46] What's the name?

[09:31:48] I bought Lean Heady and she was one thing of honesty.

[09:31:52] I didn't watch it, but...

[09:31:53] Do you think she's happy that you're flexing that right now?

[09:31:56] Aye, I haven't spoken to her in years.

[09:31:58] Lee, what the fuck?

[09:32:00] What the fuck?

[09:32:01] I was asked the facts.

[09:32:03] I gave the facts.

[09:32:04] What's happened to her?

[09:32:06] No, I've been separated.

[09:32:09] What's happened to her?

[09:32:11] I'm sorry. She's not dead.

[09:32:17] Right. We're back to you, mate.

[09:32:19] Whenever you're ready.

[09:32:21] Right. Okay.

[09:32:23] I want to make this clear again.

[09:32:25] Can't be from the room you're currently in.

[09:32:27] Oh.

[09:32:29] An empty drawer.

[09:32:31] Oh.

[09:32:33] Come on, Parker.

[09:32:35] That's rough.

[09:32:37] That is very rough.

[09:32:39] Yeah well played well played you smashed up

[09:32:45] Yeah

[09:32:52] Yeah

[09:32:55] Yeah, I don't think I could see it out of in the draw. I could

[09:32:58] Ed! Ed!

[09:33:00] Oh, no!

[09:33:02] Ed does something in the draw.

[09:33:04] Ed does something in the draw, Ed!

[09:33:06] There's something in the draw at the bottom!

[09:33:08] There we go.

[09:33:10] That could have been, I've just said.

[09:33:12] Oh!

[09:33:14] Oh, my God!

[09:33:16] I think it's happened a bit of a lot of crosses, though.

[09:33:18] That's Roy! Oh, no, Roy!

[09:33:21] Has he done his full fit?

[09:33:23] No, he hasn't.

[09:33:25] Unfortunately, my draws are attached to the back of the wall.

[09:33:28] So all fucking superglue in that house innit?

[09:33:30] It's not house actually, come on you know, this.

[09:33:34] Yeah, and I'd like to question as well, Michelle can you 100% put on your life that draws not from the room you're in?

[09:33:44] Yeah, it's from the next door. I've like literally got like a dressing room like right next door.

[09:33:48] Yeah, okay, fair enough.

[09:33:51] That's when I got the lightbulb from the Hollywood Mirror for a dressing room.

[09:33:54] Yeah, I believe it, he's looking at the floor as well.

[09:33:56] Right Roy, forfeit time.

[09:33:59] Oh, there we go.

[09:34:00] Oh, what a bloody...

[09:34:02] There we go again.

[09:34:03] So Roy, obviously you've started social media now, you've started streaming.

[09:34:09] Sorry guys, I'm having a...

[09:34:11] It's kicking off in my chat about Michelle, we're saying we need to go to bar.

[09:34:14] She's chatting.

[09:34:15] We need to go to bar, my chat is...

[09:34:17] I agree.

[09:34:18] My chat's booting off her.

[09:34:20] I agree.

[09:34:21] Move the camera to where you've just worked, because let's see if there's a draw missing.

[09:34:25] Yeah, yeah, we can see it, we can see it.

[09:34:27] Can we have another anger of a breach, please?

[09:34:30] You can bring the camera.

[09:34:34] Right, we're going into VAR.

[09:34:35] Ooh!

[09:34:39] Where's it from? Where's the draw from?

[09:34:41] Yeah, can we see where the draws come from, please?

[09:34:43] Yeah, sure.

[09:34:45] Oh, fair play. She said that confidently.

[09:34:47] She said that very...

[09:34:48] I see two eggs on the ground there, Michelle.

[09:34:49] Fuck!

[09:34:51] She's confident. I don't like that.

[09:34:55] She's walking through doors.

[09:34:57] That is, that is, that is the Amia.

[09:34:59] Yes, I'm sorry, I'm a bit slow.

[09:35:01] Sorry, you can be as slow as you want, mate.

[09:35:03] It's not something that Blair would do to project this.

[09:35:05] There's no question.

[09:35:07] She's got to take a rest.

[09:35:09] Where's she taking us?

[09:35:11] Off.

[09:35:13] I'm taking you to a, a, a cupboard. Give me two seconds.

[09:35:16] You didn't go this far for the first time.

[09:35:18] Yeah, yeah.

[09:35:20] Michelle, I think you're chatting out your ass, love.

[09:35:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[09:35:24] She said the dressing room was next door and she's also ended up backing up.

[09:35:35] I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

[09:36:10] As soon as she showed us the camera, as soon as she showed us the camera, I fucking knew it.

[09:36:16] She walked through the rest and went back into the room.

[09:36:19] I know.

[09:36:21] Yeah.

[09:36:22] Don't give a shit, guys. My channel pulled that there.

[09:36:25] It's like, believable.

[09:36:26] I've originally made a clip for the rest.

[09:36:28] Even if you have a life, any cheating is...

[09:36:30] No, any cheating isn't an instant. There's Michel anyway, 100% yeah.

[09:36:33] Yeah.

[09:36:34] Now then, Roy.

[09:36:35] I'm looking.

[09:36:36] What do you mean, now then, Roy?

[09:36:38] Emmett, Tom.

[09:36:39] My camera's on, chat.

[09:36:41] I think it's quite explanatory what I mean, right?

[09:36:43] I don't know, there's still there a forefoot, chat.

[09:36:45] I just want you, Roy, to know when you do your forfeit,

[09:36:51] you're fucked, right?

[09:36:53] I just want you to know, I suggest if I was you, never get a forfeit, because you're...

[09:36:58] Roy got away with that there!

[09:37:00] Yeah, Roy got away with that there, yeah.

[09:37:02] What the fuck? Why me?

[09:37:05] Okay, next item.

[09:37:07] Shazza?

[09:37:10] Er, next autumn?

[09:37:11] Yes, take it away mate.

[09:37:12] I should just do one, it might be Jake I'm not sure.

[09:37:14] I did just do one.

[09:37:16] I've gone Jake.

[09:37:18] Not Pie?

[09:37:19] That means it's actually you Jake.

[09:37:21] Alright.

[09:37:23] Please don't move, I'm right.

[09:37:26] Phil, don't move.

[09:37:27] You're a liar.

[09:37:31] I want you to be...

[09:37:32] Told you never I shot him up with...

[09:37:35] a

[09:37:37] a

[09:37:39] a

[09:37:41] a

[09:37:43] a

[09:37:45] a

[09:37:47] a

[09:37:49] a

[09:37:51] a

[09:37:53] a

[09:37:55] a

[09:37:57] a

[09:37:59] a

[09:38:01] a

[09:38:03] Whoo

[09:38:05] He ain't watching mate

[09:38:07] Well he said that's fine, chill out

[09:38:09] Sorry

[09:38:11] Jaden Smith, Jaden Smith right there

[09:38:13] What the fuck is that, Austin?

[09:38:15] Wait, he's empty the glass

[09:38:17] He's empty the glass, that's a dog

[09:38:21] Can I go put this back?

[09:38:23] That is like a power

[09:38:25] Yeah, no worries

[09:38:27] Wait, let me think

[09:38:29] Lee, what's that? That's a dog

[09:38:31] No, it's a plump pot.

[09:38:32] I'm actually taking the soil out in the garden.

[09:38:34] It's a plump pot, I can't lie.

[09:38:36] Yeah, that's a plump pot.

[09:38:38] He's done all right, though.

[09:38:39] Yeah, I think I'm going to do anything the other way.

[09:38:44] Yeah, I think I'm in...

[09:38:45] I think I'm in to the spawn.

[09:38:47] No, Alex, the spawn.

[09:38:50] Oh, fuck.

[09:38:52] Yeah, he's all right.

[09:38:53] There's no check on him.

[09:38:54] There's a plump in a pot.

[09:38:55] Do we get the deal?

[09:38:56] Go on, rim job!

[09:38:57] 12 months!

[09:38:59] a fifth ring job. What a fucking man. Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate that. Thank

[09:39:07] you, ring job. What an absolute joke. Okay, I let you compete. You can pick the forfeit.

[09:39:13] I don't feel like this is the pressure one is to get a forfeit. I agreed. Okay, let

[09:39:22] Let me think, a forefit, a forefit.

[09:39:24] Um, God, this stage of the game.

[09:39:28] It's quite, see my chat canal,

[09:39:30] they don't got an idea of something we could do

[09:39:32] to give them a forefit, so I'm,

[09:39:34] I don't know that was a bit of pressure.

[09:39:36] Official Webster, Chivis 12,

[09:39:38] please shoot Jake, Chivis, 10 months mate.

[09:39:40] That's fine, Danny, if you did all right.

[09:39:41] I'm gonna request pie.

[09:39:43] Yeah, what are you thinking, Jamie?

[09:39:45] Alex has to smile, and you're back in.

[09:39:49] It's not actually that, but I see it now.

[09:39:52] I feel like this has got to be kind of like the eating teabag type level.

[09:39:57] I want to see you eat a teabag.

[09:40:00] Go on, Lea Palmer! Go on, Lea. Five very much for the 10-gifted love.

[09:40:06] Go on, Lea. Thank you very much. I appreciate that a lot.

[09:40:11] Thank you very much, Lea. Absolute legend. Thank you, love.

[09:40:14] Thank you very much, Lea. I appreciate that a lot.

[09:40:17] Legend. Go on, Lea. Thank you, love.

[09:40:19] Oh, I'm eating a tea bag and I'll tell you how it's not very nice.

[09:40:22] I literally am. I literally am.

[09:40:24] No, we've had Pots and Bands, Jack. We've had the Pots and Bands.

[09:40:29] TV.

[09:40:30] Old.

[09:40:35] Yeah, but we might save it.

[09:40:36] No, I'm not.

[09:40:37] What a fool.

[09:40:38] Oh, man.

[09:40:39] What is this?

[09:40:40] What's wrong with him?

[09:40:41] He's in.

[09:40:42] What's that? Is that a tech?

[09:40:43] No, yeah, but we didn't specifically say we couldn't.

[09:40:45] You didn't say a room. You didn't say a room.

[09:40:47] No, he didn't say a room.

[09:40:48] Is that a Tetley tea bag?

[09:40:50] What a blessing.

[09:40:51] I can tell you, it's just a random tea jar.

[09:40:54] A random tea jar, fair enough, nice.

[09:40:56] Anyone that doesn't know what brand of tea they have,

[09:40:59] that's disappointing.

[09:41:01] I don't drink tea.

[09:41:03] Yeah, right, well, you're good to go,

[09:41:05] whatever you are, mate.

[09:41:06] Jess!

[09:41:07] Just chewing it here.

[09:41:09] You don't eat it, actually.

[09:41:10] Oh my God, Adlia!

[09:41:11] Go on, Jess!

[09:41:12] Go on, Lea!

[09:41:13] There's a tea bag.

[09:41:14] Ted Giftony!

[09:41:15] Can you swallow the pack?

[09:41:18] Go on, Leo. Thank you very much, love.

[09:41:21] Jess, thank you very much as well. You're an absolute fucking legend.

[09:41:25] Thank you so much, everyone. I appreciate you all, honestly.

[09:41:28] Thank you so, so, so, so much, honestly. Thank you.

[09:41:32] Is he in the back? Is he in the back?

[09:41:34] No, fair play.

[09:41:36] That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine.

[09:41:39] Yeah, he can spit it out now.

[09:41:41] Fair play.

[09:41:42] Legends.

[09:41:43] Was he meant to put the bag in his mouth?

[09:41:45] Yeah.

[09:41:47] I don't really matter you ain't gonna swallow it spit it out normal it's not normal to me any tea bag

[09:41:54] Five gifted mate go on says that

[09:41:57] Thank you very much mate. I appreciate it says that you're a fucking go

[09:42:01] He said same

[09:42:04] Michelle Alice alfab behind you love Michelle's already been fucking going out school check. Thank you says that a score check

[09:42:12] so head and

[09:42:14] Ed Roy and Liam still got their lives left. No, no, Lee doesn't. Oh, yeah. Oh wait, where's Owen?

[09:42:26] Yeah, because of the cheating because of the cheating

[09:42:33] Alex is safe so far Ed is safe and Roy is safe and

[09:42:38] and Dan is the fucking man.

[09:42:41] 10 gifted Dan just for that.

[09:42:43] I'm fucking snoozing the odds.

[09:42:45] Thank you very much, Dan mate.

[09:42:47] I appreciate that brother.

[09:42:48] You're fucking good.

[09:42:49] Thank you, mate.

[09:42:50] Oh, no one doing.

[09:42:51] No worries, Phil.

[09:42:52] How was your time?

[09:42:53] Oh, I've got a tough one, but I might say that,

[09:42:57] I guess we're at the nitty-gritty now.

[09:43:00] Okay.

[09:43:02] Next item.

[09:43:05] Alex is back now, Alex is back.

[09:43:08] Yeah, you okay, Alex?

[09:43:09] Yeah, yeah, I should have washed it out.

[09:43:10] Perfect.

[09:43:12] Next item.

[09:43:14] I would like...

[09:43:18] a tablespoon of sauce,

[09:43:20] and you have to come back and eat it on camera.

[09:43:22] Go!

[09:43:23] Go, go, go, go!

[09:43:24] Oh, he was on a...

[09:43:26] Oh, my God!

[09:43:28] How has Lee managed that there and that?

[09:43:30] I mean...

[09:43:31] Oh, my God.

[09:43:32] There you go, there you go, there you go.

[09:43:33] That is fucking grim.

[09:43:35] He's pretty prepped, I feel, like, there.

[09:43:36] He's done his research.

[09:43:38] He's fucking done it.

[09:43:41] Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup.

[09:43:44] I can't catch up.

[09:43:46] Look at that!

[09:43:48] I appreciate that a lot.

[09:43:50] Thank you very much, Leah.

[09:43:52] Thank you so much.

[09:43:54] Oh, my God. Alex is gone!

[09:43:56] Alex is gone!

[09:43:58] Alex.

[09:44:00] Leah, thank you very much.

[09:44:02] I appreciate the five. Go on, Corey.

[09:44:34] It's been a fucking pleasure.

[09:44:36] Oh, I got a minute.

[09:44:38] There's a heavy, heavy VAR here on Roy.

[09:44:42] No, he did. I watched Roy do it.

[09:44:44] I watched me. I watched me.

[09:44:46] I saw Roy do it.

[09:44:48] Roy defoe it, he ate the whole spoon.

[09:44:50] I went spooning and I just threw it up.

[09:44:52] My eyes were watering.

[09:44:54] He did do it to me first.

[09:44:56] Also, you don't have to swallow it.

[09:44:58] You don't have to try and swallow it.

[09:45:00] Yeah, Roy did it.

[09:45:02] I'm sorry.

[09:45:03] You put it on camera yesterday.

[09:45:04] Yesterday.

[09:45:05] Great effort.

[09:45:06] Yeah.

[09:45:07] Great effort.

[09:45:08] Absolute legend.

[09:45:09] Thank you Alex mate.

[09:45:10] Wait, is he still eating it?

[09:45:11] No.

[09:45:12] I don't know.

[09:45:13] He might be 20% pleasure.

[09:45:14] He's going to say four.

[09:45:15] Four more.

[09:45:16] They'll be saying that I'm eating it, aren't they?

[09:45:18] No, I put you in it right.

[09:45:19] No, they're saying that I'm eating it as well but I actually watched him since

[09:45:20] he's five.

[09:45:21] Yeah, Liam Roy definitely did it.

[09:45:22] Everyone, I feel like just that.

[09:45:23] I'm not going to say that I'm eating it.

[09:45:24] I'm not going to say that I'm eating it.

[09:45:25] I'm not going to say that I'm eating it.

[09:45:26] I'm not going to say that I'm eating it.

[09:45:27] Yeah, Liam Roy definitely did it. Everyone, everyone I feel like did that.

[09:45:33] OK, righty-o. We are in to our final...

[09:45:39] Ooh, one, two, three, four.

[09:45:43] We're into our final four.

[09:45:46] This is where it gets a little more feistier.

[09:45:52] Are you still on your arm?

[09:45:55] you know. Pie face I believe is your turn. Right I feel like I've got an interesting one here this one this one is

[09:46:03] so make sure you listen to the instruction before I say go right so do you know the advent calendars

[09:46:10] that you all had earlier right I think I've won okay that's fine I'll allow you to get another

[09:46:16] item of similar size. Okay, I

[09:46:23] want you to put on their arse pie.

[09:46:26] Okay, I'll get okay. I'll make a different item right. You need to get

[09:46:31] it to this. Not in the room, not wrapped wrap it on camera with at

[09:46:36] least three bits of take go. Park ago. Nice. I like that pie. I

[09:46:40] like that. Thanks mate Christmas theme. Yeah, I like that

[09:46:44] Pressure while they're doing it too.

[09:46:46] 100%.

[09:46:47] Well, the folks we sell today.

[09:46:49] Here we go.

[09:46:50] We might have to unwrap another gift to use the tape on it.

[09:46:53] Oh, please, Parker.

[09:46:55] Come on, mate.

[09:46:56] Here we go.

[09:46:57] This is a man from the boys, eh?

[09:47:02] Got to wrap it on camera as well.

[09:47:03] That's the other point.

[09:47:04] Got to wrap it on camera.

[09:47:08] Might have to unwrap another gift to use the paper.

[09:47:12] I can't get this fucking tape to work.

[09:47:19] Do you know what I'll hold then, if you just stand there and screw it up with a camera.

[09:47:30] I'm going to go at least wrapped.

[09:47:33] Please wrap.

[09:47:34] Oh my god.

[09:47:35] Cundle paper.

[09:47:36] Yeah.

[09:47:37] Yeah.

[09:47:38] Yeah.

[09:47:39] Fair play.

[09:47:40] At least three bits of tape needed on on it.

[09:47:41] Oh, yeah.

[09:47:42] What's wrong with the tape?

[09:47:43] What's wrong with the tape?

[09:47:44] Three pieces of tape.

[09:47:45] Three pieces.

[09:47:46] Hurry up, Parker.

[09:47:47] Come on, mate.

[09:47:48] At least flying it.

[09:47:50] Technically, that's only one piece of tape.

[09:47:55] What leads done there?

[09:47:56] Yeah.

[09:47:57] Yeah.

[09:47:58] Yeah.

[09:47:59] It needs to be wrapped, it needs to be actually wrapped.

[09:48:01] To be fair, that's fine, that's fine, yeah, keep wrapping it for me, Tape on.

[09:48:05] Where can I get it?

[09:48:07] Parker, you need to take this other tape off, mate.

[09:48:12] I can't get into this bastard's other tape!

[09:48:16] Use the scissors, Roy, use the scissors, use the scissors!

[09:48:19] I'm trying to get into the bastard's scissors!

[09:48:22] I can't tell!

[09:48:23] Oh, well done, Pye, well done, Pye, you've caused an injury, cut me self.

[09:48:28] I'm pretty sure you're good Parker I've been told you probably you only use one bit of taping to wrap it around it.

[09:48:52] I used two, well, to be fair, I could just use the three of them now.

[09:48:55] Yeah, that's, yeah, three where required.

[09:48:58] I need another one.

[09:48:59] Never did I think I'd come on one of these streams and be false blood.

[09:49:04] Four!

[09:49:05] This is what you want, Frozen, is it?

[09:49:08] You want those to draw blood, is it?

[09:49:10] This is what you want from me.

[09:49:11] Yeah, we go.

[09:49:12] You want me bleeding.

[09:49:13] You want me bleeding!

[09:49:14] That's why in Tezroy it's for a grand game, mate.

[09:49:15] There's a lot of the line.

[09:49:16] No, you spotlight, you just...

[09:49:17] It's for a grand day mate, it's a lot of the line.

[09:49:19] Well you just partly used it.

[09:49:23] Fuck.

[09:49:25] You used to play your fucking game.

[09:49:28] Right, have you done your um...

[09:49:30] Forfeit?

[09:49:31] Nope.

[09:49:32] No, he's about to.

[09:49:33] James or...

[09:49:34] James, I actually mentioned social media, are you going to make him tweet something?

[09:49:38] No, I know exactly where this is going.

[09:49:40] Someone said where it's going and I ain't seen it.

[09:49:43] But I know where it's going.

[09:49:44] He's gonna blast.

[09:49:45] Come back Roy, come back mate.

[09:49:48] I'm cleaning it, I'm cleaning your finger.

[09:49:51] Oh, he's a cult, come on man.

[09:49:55] I mean TLS, they show up on it, TLS, chat, I've been streaming for 4 years, I think I know for more, I don't know.

[09:50:03] Cameron Lanchers has just come in my streaming, fucking spam that as well.

[09:50:06] Er, Joe D'Azalpro, right, right.

[09:50:09] Right, obviously Manchester United and Leeds United, Manchester United and Leeds United

[09:50:21] and playing each other in January.

[09:50:24] And I would like obviously with your new start to social media and stuff like that.

[09:50:31] I think there's nothing better than you uploading a TikTok, just saying how great

[09:50:36] you think it's united are and how much you honestly think that you know when we

[09:50:42] are yet it comes to Ellen road it's going to be an embarrassment for Leeds

[09:50:46] if I would do something about even not bad

[09:50:50] well you did see he's not so last time you can do this one yeah it is to leave

[09:50:57] it's got us out for like 24 hours as well it can't be up with the lead

[09:51:04] It's got to be up for 24 hours.

[09:51:07] Forever.

[09:51:07] Fuck!

[09:51:09] I don't think forever.

[09:51:10] Surely it's got to be for the game.

[09:51:12] I would actually like him to do that,

[09:51:14] but I know Lee's fans and I know that

[09:51:17] he would possibly get his head picked in.

[09:51:20] You're right.

[09:51:21] I understand me.

[09:51:22] Right, I understand me.

[09:51:24] So, I know, I know, I know.

[09:51:27] So, what I'd like you to do is pick your fucking tree up

[09:51:29] and wrap it around your room.

[09:51:32] Looks like I'm in the fucking tip-top and nothing on the

[09:51:34] Hahaha

[09:51:35] Racking my tree around my fucking head

[09:51:37] Pick it up and fucking launch the fucker

[09:51:41] Right into it, right into it

[09:51:43] Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up

[09:51:46] Come on

[09:51:47] Pay it, pay it, actually says Merry Rhymus

[09:51:49] Hahaha, hey fuck he goes it out

[09:51:51] Oh, he's Merry Rhymus actually, Pye

[09:51:54] They're going to Merry Rhymus, Pye, please, mate

[09:51:57] That would cause a lot of people to...

[09:52:00] A wall I'd do not own, probably.

[09:52:02] If you went a grand, you'd better fix it, wouldn't you?

[09:52:05] Yeah, we'd do that.

[09:52:06] It's got the money in it.

[09:52:07] Sorry, it's the first month with subs.

[09:52:08] Go on, Roy.

[09:52:09] If he's pinning things like that on the wall,

[09:52:11] he can afford to do it in the wall, you know?

[09:52:14] Let me move, shit.

[09:52:16] Oh, no, I'm doing a TikTok.

[09:52:18] I need to do a TikTok.

[09:52:19] You're doing the TikTok over the tree?

[09:52:21] Oh, my God.

[09:52:22] Oh, my God.

[09:52:23] I've just found Celatib.

[09:52:24] It's already gone.

[09:52:25] Oh, my God.

[09:52:27] Celatib.

[09:52:28] What a fucking cunt!

[09:52:30] That's freeing!

[09:52:32] What a thought, Jack.

[09:52:36] Needs time, man.

[09:52:40] Two for me, man.

[09:52:44] Harrison, Joe, the 17 mate, got on the bike.

[09:52:48] There's no way in this house.

[09:52:51] Oh, my God.

[09:52:54] Oh my god.

[09:52:56] Heh heh heh heh heh.

[09:52:58] Oh my god.

[09:53:00] Hey, it's a fucking good jump, person!

[09:53:02] Say that line this year.

[09:53:04] Yeah.

[09:53:06] Can I throw it here?

[09:53:08] Can I throw it into this?

[09:53:10] I just want you to pick that tree up and fucking launch it, mate.

[09:53:12] I don't care about your frail.

[09:53:14] Like, wrap it around your room, just like, throw it.

[09:53:16] I don't know. Like, what a mad one with your tree.

[09:53:18] Just what a fucking mad one with a tree, mate.

[09:53:20] Imagine you're playing Fortnite

[09:53:22] Just lob it in the camera and get a really good shot of it then, smash it into the camera.

[09:53:29] Roy lob it into the camera mate, just do it.

[09:53:32] You lost your fucking mind mate, I ain't lobbing that into the camera.

[09:53:37] I'm going to go about picking this fucker up.

[09:53:40] Your arms probably.

[09:53:42] There we go.

[09:53:44] I love him. Yeah, fuck that, I'm welcome. Do I have to spend fucking three hours putting

[09:54:00] this shit up? One second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's buzzing into the wall.

[09:54:09] Have you got shots on?

[09:54:12] I hope so.

[09:54:13] I hope so.

[09:54:14] And give me some 80 hours problems if not, mate.

[09:54:18] Oh my God.

[09:54:21] So where have I put in this fucking shit, then?

[09:54:27] Right into that merry-roy-mas.

[09:54:29] Right into that merry-roy-mas.

[09:54:30] Fucking launch in there.

[09:54:32] It's going to have to go this way.

[09:54:34] It can't go that way.

[09:54:35] Okay, so it's the same fucking corner. It just came from fucking launch it back there

[09:54:57] You don't wanna make what you can clean up all them bubbles later

[09:55:00] Oh my god, the fuck you all.

[09:55:02] You have to win that point, you had to pay for it.

[09:55:04] Oh fuck!

[09:55:06] Oh my god.

[09:55:08] Oh my god.

[09:55:10] Hey, that's my stream set on route, Chris.

[09:55:12] See you, James.

[09:55:14] See you, James, hey.

[09:55:16] Yeah, try that, James.

[09:55:18] See you, James.

[09:55:20] See you, James.

[09:55:22] See you, James.

[09:55:24] See you, James.

[09:55:26] See you, James.

[09:55:58] So who's that? Parker, Roy, Edward Lee.

[09:56:04] Shit.

[09:56:06] And then the final split still.

[09:56:10] Ed is the only one with a low-flap, right? Ed's the only one with a flat-flap.

[09:56:13] Er, he is indeed, yeah.

[09:56:16] Fair play. I like how you've gone back about your business here.

[09:56:19] You've just, you've just, you've got the business.

[09:56:21] I'm the radar.

[09:56:22] Yeah, I'm the radar. Just getting the business done.

[09:56:25] Fair play to you.

[09:56:26] Yeah, I got the flu. Yeah some sort of fucking

[09:56:30] You're alright right and realize partner for perfectly in the wall. Let's get cracking

[09:56:37] Maybe don't fucking job to do it mate, so if you don't mind

[09:56:46] I think we dock him here

[09:56:56] camera. No, I'm winning. I'm in my position. Well, I always am.

[09:57:03] Next up. Shazza, do you get away?

[09:57:08] Oh, right. I want you to bring me a fizzy drink.

[09:57:17] Oh, oh. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[09:57:21] That's empty. That's empty.

[09:57:24] I'm not a busy.

[09:57:26] That's not a busy.

[09:57:28] That's a buzzword.

[09:57:30] No, it's not a buzzword.

[09:57:32] A buzzword is not fizzy.

[09:57:34] I'd drink it.

[09:57:36] They are not fizzy.

[09:57:38] They are not fizzy.

[09:57:40] There you go.

[09:57:42] There's no thinking.

[09:57:44] I would argue that empty can is effectively cheating.

[09:57:46] No!

[09:57:48] You didn't specifically say it for me.

[09:57:50] I didn't hear a thought.

[09:57:52] I have a crazy drink. I mean, okay.

[09:57:55] I have a crazy drink as well.

[09:57:57] It's not enough to disqualify, it's not enough to disqualify.

[09:57:59] It should be a heavy forfeit, I think.

[09:58:01] All right, Ed, you are the last one who has obviously got the forfeit.

[09:58:07] Now you can't accept it to be fully done and eliminated.

[09:58:12] Yeah.

[09:58:13] Or you can do a forfeit.

[09:58:16] The forfeit that you will have to do will be the last forfeit at night,

[09:58:20] argue should be the biggest all right sir so I'm gonna let all four judges have

[09:58:27] a say on what that's for if it should be is anyone anyone got any ideas I

[09:58:32] believe it could be a classic over yeah I'm about yeah I think that's a

[09:58:40] I think we are at hoover levels. I would agree.

[09:58:52] It's time for Cowlo achieving.

[09:59:24] I just uh upload shot me out and it got me a

[09:59:30] Uber what do you have?

[09:59:32] No, no, I went back to hotel. I think I booked it, but I think she sort of me out leave it

[09:59:38] I mean fuck this what happened. I all I know is I was in your I come back to the stream room

[09:59:44] I fell asleep on the toilet. I got woke up by security. They were lovely. I was like, yeah

[09:59:48] I just need another 10 minutes

[09:59:51] Yeah

[09:59:54] Yeah woke up basically in the hotel and then, yeah, I mean, I think I was in the toilet for a while

[10:00:00] I think the last game had finished when I left. I was there for a little bit so

[10:00:05] Fuck off, is that chair your ring?

[10:00:09] Because the cook has a hoover's card Henry

[10:00:13] Very good. Oh, he's a Henry hoover.

[10:00:15] You want some getting late?

[10:00:17] Oh

[10:00:20] Are you alright?

[10:00:22] What the fuck is this work?

[10:00:53] is it? Wild color. Yeah. Alright,

[10:00:56] what's another classic? Oh,

[10:00:57] Ed, you're doing the massive

[10:00:59] favor, would you? Yeah. What

[10:01:01] are you going to get your wheel

[10:01:02] a bit? Just get it. Yeah, just

[10:01:06] get it and then you can come and

[10:01:07] stand in it when it's in your

[10:01:08] room. Do you know what I'm

[10:01:10] saying? Right, then he's

[10:01:11] gone shit. It's empty on the

[10:01:14] bed, isn't it? No, no, no,

[10:01:17] you could choose what we live

[10:01:18] in, mate. I won't make you

[10:01:19] get your your general

[10:01:20] rubbish one because that was

[10:01:21] can be disgusting. You don't know how long it's going to take you. How many stairs have

[10:01:28] you got? No comment. No comment. I would do it.

[10:01:33] Right, okay, well, if anyone got any other ideas, why don't you just like, lick a bar

[10:01:38] of soap and stuff like that. Eat a bar of soap. I want to go and beat to

[10:01:42] You got a telly on it, I'll put it on for a whack.

[10:01:47] Or get free glasses of water and pour them over yourself.

[10:01:53] I'm just throwing a fucking Christmas tree at the water, and he's pouring water on his head.

[10:01:56] Yeah, water on your head at this stage is crazy.

[10:01:58] You can't have been bad on the edge, I'll tell you the last one.

[10:02:00] I know, go and mix milk, water, an egg.

[10:02:07] Yeah, I can't hold on to the poof for a moment.

[10:02:10] And have you got any orange juice or anything like that?

[10:02:14] Oh yeah.

[10:02:16] Yeah, put all four of them in a glass or a mug.

[10:02:20] Be fun with it, boys.

[10:02:22] No worries, mate.

[10:02:24] Wait, is it milk? Milk or egg?

[10:02:28] Yeah.

[10:02:29] What's he saying, boo? Can't always say milk.

[10:02:35] That's pretty vile.

[10:02:37] It's got to be, mate.

[10:02:40] There's no one else shattered.

[10:02:42] Yeah.

[10:02:43] Hi, I'm...

[10:02:45] I'm on about...

[10:02:48] Six hours sleep.

[10:02:51] Welcome to the real world, Morgan.

[10:02:54] Roy should be got points what I've just seen, Roy.

[10:02:56] What, what's up?

[10:02:58] I've just seen that, Roy.

[10:03:00] That was...

[10:03:01] Go on, Michelle.

[10:03:03] Thank you very much, Michelle.

[10:03:05] Sexy fucking bastard.

[10:03:07] Thank you very...

[10:03:08] I was on Michelle just in the scavenger hunt

[10:03:10] C'mon Michelle

[10:03:12] C'mon it won't

[10:03:13] I promise you it won't

[10:03:14] Why are you lying?

[10:03:15] C'mon Michelle, thank you very much

[10:03:17] Your fucking camera's got auto lock

[10:03:19] See?

[10:03:20] Thank you very much Michelle

[10:03:22] Bring your five lock

[10:03:23] What else you said?

[10:03:25] You've seen that I did the 6-7

[10:03:27] What, Roy did the 6-7?

[10:03:29] It was Roy that did it

[10:03:31] It was Roy that did it

[10:03:32] I'll dock you points for that Roy

[10:03:33] I'll tell you that was poor that one

[10:03:34] Yeah, and there we go

[10:03:35] There we go, 1-1

[10:03:36] Jackie's just done it

[10:03:37] Cheers, thanks for coming.

[10:03:39] Nice hat, by the way.

[10:03:40] You're asking if Jake is a virgin with no fucking life.

[10:03:44] Oh, fuck.

[10:03:45] That's horrible.

[10:03:46] Hey, I have a life.

[10:03:50] What are you doing here today, you guy?

[10:03:52] Jake, sorry?

[10:03:55] Wake up.

[10:03:59] Cheers for that.

[10:04:00] Hi, really.

[10:04:02] Cheers.

[10:04:04] He's a nut.

[10:04:04] Good nut.

[10:04:06] Who's still in?

[10:04:07] everyone

[10:04:11] well you've got it where you can see everyone

[10:04:13] yeah

[10:04:17] yeah this is the last for that everyone's left is not for this is a

[10:04:20] straight shoot out

[10:04:24] well i've got to have a celebration as well judge

[10:04:28] but give them a ball as it be rude not to have them

[10:04:31] it is christmas it's christmas

[10:04:36] We can't really a can you suck your mic out mate?

[10:04:50] I've put two eggs in I'm gonna put two eggs in

[10:04:53] You're a fucking good lad you make it.

[10:04:55] It's not true what they say about you mate.

[10:04:58] Yeah, can we write the possible win as well?

[10:05:00] Alright, if we have to.

[10:05:03] I want you to enter to remind everyone.

[10:05:05] Um, 21 a couple weeks, but I'm 20 now.

[10:05:08] Perfect, so you can't drink.

[10:05:10] Are you 20 then?

[10:05:12] Yeah, I could have just said 20.

[10:05:15] Can we show some respect to our contestants please, Jake?

[10:05:19] Sorry.

[10:05:20] Well, I've got a whole pint. I think I've done too much.

[10:05:22] I've done it. You've definitely done too much, but we'll go at least half the pint.

[10:05:28] Yeah.

[10:05:29] Half.

[10:05:31] Oh, okay. Let me mix it up, because it's the egg.

[10:05:33] I respect the commitment here.

[10:05:40] Matt, I've told you, Ed is a really good sport.

[10:05:44] I don't think Ed is a sport.

[10:05:47] I don't think you know what sport is.

[10:05:50] It's done.

[10:05:57] Go on, Jon!

[10:05:58] Thank you, Chazza.

[10:05:59] Go on, Jonster.

[10:06:00] Thank you very much, mate.

[10:06:02] Go on the fucking boy. Thank you very much, John, but it's so, mate.

[10:06:05] Best in peace to Doug.

[10:06:07] Fucking legend. Go on, John.

[10:06:10] Thank you, man. Thank you very much, mate.

[10:06:12] Right.

[10:06:13] I'll be ready.

[10:06:14] Here's Coy.

[10:06:16] Bad play. Go on, lad.

[10:06:19] Go on, mate.

[10:06:20] Oh, he's heavy, that. Oh, that's all right.

[10:06:22] That is actually all right.

[10:06:24] Oh, family to him, lad.

[10:06:25] That'll do, that'll do, that'll do.

[10:06:27] Oh, my God, watch.

[10:06:28] That's a cracking effort.

[10:06:30] Yeah that's the way it is.

[10:06:33] Yeah that's the way it is.

[10:06:35] Yeah that's the way it is.

[10:06:38] It wasn't that bad was it not finishing it?

[10:06:40] You're muted in this gorgeous but I've heard those yeah.

[10:06:42] Oh sorry.

[10:06:44] Wasn't that bad was it not?

[10:06:46] Yeah it does not make you feel good.

[10:06:48] You can finish it I can't hear.

[10:06:50] No it was pretty bad.

[10:06:52] It wasn't yeah.

[10:06:54] Now you're done well then.

[10:06:56] Yeah I know it, what is that lotion behind your window seal there Ed?

[10:06:58] late night one kid

[10:07:00] what is going on?

[10:07:02] bash

[10:07:03] I've been cranky nice

[10:07:06] no jakey just chill mate

[10:07:08] janey you fucking you shit mate

[10:07:10] out of fuck

[10:07:11] honestly mate you are fucking shit

[10:07:13] what the fuck are you gonna say then

[10:07:16] out of fuck man both boys is that what you gonna say

[10:07:18] no because i know what you are in breakfast mate

[10:07:21] actually they say the final

[10:07:23] what they say is that it's the final four

[10:07:26] It's the final four.

[10:07:28] What, Michelle?

[10:07:29] Four to five, love, I appreciate that.

[10:07:33] Thank you, Michelle.

[10:07:35] Let's go fucking cheating.

[10:07:37] It's time to...

[10:07:39] Come on!

[10:07:40] Let's go!

[10:07:41] Come on!

[10:07:43] Righty-o.

[10:07:44] Pie face, take it away.

[10:07:46] Oh, is it me now?

[10:07:47] Is it right?

[10:07:48] Okay, let me get me...

[10:07:49] I've got a list of things here.

[10:07:50] Let me get the...

[10:07:51] Let me get me list that.

[10:07:52] So I've got me list...

[10:07:56] What have I got here?

[10:08:01] Okay, right.

[10:08:03] It cannot be from your room.

[10:08:06] I'm throwing that out there because you know you've got technical equipment.

[10:08:09] Can you bring me an item that plays music?

[10:08:14] Oh, man.

[10:08:18] I promise this is an Alexa.

[10:08:22] Yeah, I'm leaving my line of kitchen.

[10:08:24] Play music. Okay

[10:08:27] Yeah, very good

[10:08:30] He thinks he's out on John though. That's a speaker Royce. That's not a GG

[10:08:36] Yeah, that's fine. I'll play music Roy. It's yeah

[10:08:40] Careful, right. What's your tree? Don't worry you tree right? Oh

[10:08:45] Don't ruin your tree right? Yeah, he's

[10:08:47] I'll bring it back up for you.

[10:08:52] I'm lucky, right?

[10:08:53] I'm lucky, mate.

[10:08:54] How do you feel, Roy?

[10:08:55] I'm fucking devastated.

[10:08:56] My fucking tree.

[10:08:57] Yeah.

[10:08:58] Dead.

[10:08:59] The own fucking tree.

[10:09:00] The own fucking tree, brother.

[10:09:01] It's Roy Allen.

[10:09:02] Yeah, Roy's out.

[10:09:03] Roy's gone.

[10:09:04] He went and marched on together.

[10:09:05] He fucked himself for no reason.

[10:09:06] Fucking tough feeling that.

[10:09:07] Fucking tough feeling that.

[10:09:08] And there was three.

[10:09:09] Ed.

[10:09:10] I know the feeling of life.

[10:09:11] Parker.

[10:09:12] And there was free and

[10:09:20] Chazza or is it jakea you know me. Yeah, yeah, go on Jake

[10:09:28] Only I thank you. I would like you to go and get your family pet

[10:09:34] I haven't got one. I've only got one of the blocks.

[10:09:37] Wait, wait, no, stop, stop, stop.

[10:09:39] Stop, stop, stop, yeah.

[10:09:41] I would like you to go and get...

[10:09:43] I would like you to go and get a family member. Go.

[10:09:47] Oh, for fuck's sake.

[10:09:49] Oh, that's insane, that's huge.

[10:09:52] Can I take my phone?

[10:09:54] Yeah, you can take your phone.

[10:09:56] Why don't you just go and get...

[10:09:59] Thank you for having me.

[10:10:01] That's big. That's big.

[10:10:03] has to be has to be

[10:10:05] at twenty past one as well fair play

[10:10:07] wow

[10:10:09] yeah

[10:10:11] smashed it

[10:10:13] I'm not gonna say she's very close

[10:10:15] she's very close to me

[10:10:17] yeah she is

[10:10:19] please Parker please

[10:10:21] was she in bedley?

[10:10:23] yeah mate she was so con

[10:10:25] she was a relation to me

[10:10:27] that's coming mate you're start flexing

[10:10:29] oh my god he's quicker

[10:10:31] Oh my god, he's quicker. Oh my god, he's quicker.

[10:10:34] That's what my camera is.

[10:10:35] Oh my god.

[10:10:36] Oh!

[10:10:37] I can't show underneath, but, yeah.

[10:10:41] Yeah, no, it's all right. It's all right.

[10:10:43] You good?

[10:10:44] Ed's a fucking bollock, then, for not being quick enough.

[10:10:47] Basically, I'm playing a dad's job, strut a bed there with no clothes on. I respect

[10:10:51] that.

[10:10:52] That's great passion.

[10:10:54] For glad of dog.

[10:10:57] I have to put my camera up for reasons, but, yeah.

[10:11:01] Now you're all right, very so good.

[10:11:03] Wait, was your dad, sorry, was your dad black-naked, dad?

[10:11:06] Not black, but...

[10:11:08] Oh!

[10:11:11] Is it working, Marnie?

[10:11:13] Oh!

[10:11:14] It sounds like he was at work last night.

[10:11:16] Yeah, I thought I just had myself a pint.

[10:11:18] Ha ha ha!

[10:11:20] Parker, how old are you?

[10:11:23] 19.

[10:11:24] So what he's done there is he's referred to your dad fucking your mother.

[10:11:29] Yeah, I'm aware.

[10:11:30] Yeah, okay. You're a prick. Okay.

[10:11:36] Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed.

[10:11:38] For you, sir, the dream is over, but you have been an amazing sport, mate.

[10:11:42] You have been absolutely fantastic and I'm for real.

[10:11:45] Hope you've enjoyed that drink you just found.

[10:11:48] Yeah, not really.

[10:11:49] Ah, it wasn't that bad anyway.

[10:11:52] Guys, I've got a request for the final.

[10:11:55] Could everyone who's not in the final leave so we have the-

[10:11:58] No, it's all right. They can just turn the cameras off.

[10:12:01] I was going to drag him anyway, so you're all good.

[10:12:04] Just turn your cameras off, please, if you're not in the final.

[10:12:08] Roy!

[10:12:09] Go right, fucking hell!

[10:12:13] Cheers, mate. Right.

[10:12:15] Well... Well... Well...

[10:12:18] Well...

[10:12:19] We have Lee...

[10:12:21] And we have Parker.

[10:12:23] Can you please go and both get yourselves...

[10:12:26] A piece of paper and a pen?

[10:12:28] It's not for the race. It's not for the race. Don't worry.

[10:12:32] Not for the race. Serious business, yeah.

[10:12:34] Thank you.

[10:12:36] It's like a million.

[10:12:40] It's like a million. What a dickhead.

[10:12:42] I'll have a pen.

[10:12:44] Please get yourselves comfort.

[10:12:48] Make yourselves relaxed.

[10:12:50] Oh, for fuck's sake, don't do this.

[10:12:53] This is the game of split or steel

[10:13:01] For one thousand pounds on Christmas Eve

[10:13:09] No, we don't do not say anything do not say anything okay

[10:13:14] We'll wait for the ads please muds tunnel. Okay, just to go over the rules

[10:13:19] You will have

[10:13:20] One minute. You'll have 90 seconds

[10:13:23] to discuss whether you're going to split or going to steal. Of course, you've never met each other.

[10:13:30] If they were to say they'll give it you after, they've got no obligation to do so.

[10:13:35] Okay, and ultimately whatever is on that paper is your final decision. If you both choose to split,

[10:13:43] you will both walk away with £500. If you both choose to steal, you will walk away with nothing.

[10:13:51] However, if one of you splits and one of you steals, whoever stole will walk away with

[10:13:58] the full £1,000 and the other will walk away with nothing.

[10:14:07] Now before we do that, I would like to know, if you were to split or steal, what would

[10:14:15] you spend the money on?

[10:14:16] Parker, can you go first?

[10:14:18] If I was to split, which I'm gonna do,

[10:14:20] I would probably just give it to my mum and dad,

[10:14:22] my dad's fuming that I've just worked in months.

[10:14:24] I'll probably give him the majority of it

[10:14:26] and then whatever can go to present,

[10:14:27] so I've not already bought.

[10:14:29] Perfect.

[10:14:30] Lee?

[10:14:32] Well, I've not done any Christmas shopping yet,

[10:14:34] so I'd probably do that.

[10:14:35] And I'd get my nana some new things

[10:14:39] because she's poorly at the moment.

[10:14:41] So I'd probably do that, yeah.

[10:14:44] Okay, nice.

[10:14:46] So then, you now have, you now have one minute and 30 seconds to discuss whether you're going to split or steal.

[10:15:00] Your time begins, I'm going to minute actually, none of us can say anything.

[10:15:04] We have to shut the fuck up.

[10:15:05] Okay, your time starts now.

[10:15:10] One Parker talk to me.

[10:15:12] Right, so I'm going to split because, genuinely, money can even 500 quid, it's a lot to me.

[10:15:18] I've literally got 14 pounds of money in the minute and I'm genuinely...

[10:15:23] Pardon?

[10:15:24] I said amen.

[10:15:26] Oh yeah, so genuinely, I will literally...

[10:15:28] I'm honestly splitting.

[10:15:30] There's nothing I could genuinely wish for more because this is a big privilege to

[10:15:34] itself and I'd at least like to walk away with something rather than nothing.

[10:15:37] Right, let me have the buy tags for you quick.

[10:15:40] I'm gonna split as well for the sheer fact we both made it to the final we've got to do disgusting challenges

[10:15:46] I will put my hand on the bible and I will say I am splicing

[10:15:50] That's all I have to say

[10:15:52] Right, okay

[10:15:53] I guess we split agent

[10:15:56] I'm splitting. I'm not lying on anything. I am not lying. I will split it

[10:16:00] Right, okay. We don't need any more time, Carla. Okay. Are you both happy with that?

[10:16:07] Yep

[10:16:08] Okay, please write your decisions on the pieces of paper

[10:16:29] The last two hours

[10:16:32] There was 10

[10:16:36] participants

[10:16:37] Now yeah now there is two

[10:16:44] Parker and Lee both have agreed that they will split

[10:16:52] Both have given their reasons to why

[10:16:57] And both believe they can trust each other

[10:17:02] Ultimately, it comes down to one decision. Do they split the £1,000 on Christmas Eve,

[10:17:15] or is one of them on the naughty list and steals? On the count of three, please reveal

[10:17:29] your answers. One, two, three. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my

[10:17:59] my god

[10:18:02] Parker we'll come to you in a minute Lee

[10:18:06] Commiserations five hundred pounds ripped out of your hands. How do you feel?

[10:18:13] Just those intentions in it really if he wants to be in the stream of world and lying like that it's just not good

[10:18:19] me I'd be honest, so

[10:18:22] You're going you doing that it just shows you pure intentions you promise me you don't make promises in life

[10:18:27] you're not going to fall through them.

[10:18:29] And Parker,

[10:18:31] Parker, a thousand pounds coming your way.

[10:18:35] Ah,

[10:18:37] Bro, genuinely, I'm still giving you some of that.

[10:18:39] It was just,

[10:18:41] the place got to me and I just had to do it.

[10:18:43] My chat was telling me, do it, do it, do it.

[10:18:45] Are you still getting some of it? Don't worry.

[10:18:47] But honestly,

[10:18:49] What would he be getting? What would he be getting?

[10:18:51] Because you can, you can own up to it

[10:18:53] and we can get it, we can get it now.

[10:18:55] You're not lying again.

[10:18:57] I'll get 250 quid, don't worry.

[10:18:59] So you're going to give Lee, you're going to give...

[10:19:01] I have stole.

[10:19:03] Okay, just say no, you don't have to give him anything.

[10:19:05] Are you going to give him 250 quid?

[10:19:07] Yeah, I'm getting 250 quid.

[10:19:09] Okay.

[10:19:11] Mate, you feel any better, Lee?

[10:19:13] Not really, mate. No, I'll be honest.

[10:19:15] Oh, you're going to give them...

[10:19:17] You have just...

[10:19:19] You have just...

[10:19:21] You just stole somebody's swore on the Bible.

[10:19:23] I've never made any promises.

[10:19:28] Wow. Well, that is that is a

[10:19:32] beauty of split or still

[10:19:34] congratulations Parker

[10:19:36] commiserations Lee. Thank you

[10:19:39] both very, very much for taking

[10:19:41] part. Yeah. Yeah. Do we

[10:19:45] shall we tell him now? Chas and

[10:19:46] Jake you that they're getting

[10:19:48] for caller. Yeah. So what we've

[10:19:50] decided to do what we've decided

[10:19:52] to TFF instead. So we will be opening the dynasty on your guys behalf. No, I'm joking.

[10:20:02] There's nothing. Congratulations, Parker. We will obviously be getting the money.

[10:20:06] I want the ten-monthly tip part as well. Thank you.

[10:20:09] Yeah, no problem. Yeah, thank you ten-monthly tip part. So the legend is Pie. Thank you

[10:20:14] for giving 250lb, Jakey for giving 250lb, Jazza for giving 250lb, and myself. This

[10:20:20] has been the Christmas scavenger hunt. Thank you very much. Goodbye.

[10:20:26] We message me on this card.

[10:20:31] Right.

[10:20:33] Yeah.

[10:20:34] See, is it a bad?

[10:20:36] I'm not your knowledge.

[10:20:38] I can just respond to chill.

[10:20:39] That's kind of that kind of.

[10:20:42] Oh, my word.

[10:20:44] I would fucking lose it, by the way.

[10:20:47] I would absolutely fucking lose it.

[10:20:49] Now, I- I knew that Lee was gonna split as soon as he swore on the Bible.

[10:20:53] You don't swear on the Bible if you're not gonna do it.

[10:20:56] I agree.

[10:20:56] And I feel-

[10:20:57] You're gonna feel him if you're not religious.

[10:20:58] Yeah, that is- yeah, that is- on the Bible is- is crazy.

[10:21:03] So, that's what I knew.

[10:21:05] And then he fucking stole off him anyway, that is crazy.

[10:21:08] On Christmas Eve.

[10:21:10] That's not-

[10:21:11] That- that in my opinion, there ain't no fucking Christmas.

[10:21:14] There ain't no fucking, uh...

[10:21:16] Christmas loyalty and that shit.

[10:21:18] I didn't think it's I didn't think it steals me fast. No, I can only imagine the run

[10:21:23] I'm gonna get off late when I get on an iron string. He's gonna be fucking fuming

[10:21:28] All right, well you have a gun anyway, mate. Are you going off now Jake? I am Paul

[10:21:32] All right. I know probably have a fucking good night. Have a great Christmas. Have enough pizza before I'm mate

[10:21:36] You too, mate catching a bit

[10:21:41] Wow

[10:21:45] Why is he sad

[10:21:48] Why is he selling that drink in a bottle of wine?

[10:21:52] Why is he?

[10:21:54] Oh

[10:22:54] Oh, there's more money than the lease!

[10:23:05] Oh, there's not a good lease message in there. He's sending me a voice note.

[10:23:16] Oh, if anyone wants to drop in and follow, this is his Twitch, I'll put it in there.

[10:23:21] That's his Twitch.

[10:23:24] Oh my god, it doesn't stop. There's a lot of ginger like Jesus Christ fucking hot trains going up. Holy shit everybody

[10:23:33] I got prime my PC chill. Oh my god. I can be a founder. Oh my god on two thousand

[10:23:38] How can I be a founder? Yeah, I was already a founder. Let's have a run fucker

[10:23:49] Jack give it a little bit so Tom to the private justice it

[10:23:51] February 13 brother

[10:23:58] Mental you carry watch yet

[10:24:10] That was a great ending

[10:24:21] What did you think of the end? I think that's horrible, stealing.

[10:24:25] I could never steal off anyone. That is horrible.

[10:24:28] Imagine stealing. At Christmas as well.

[10:24:32] At Christmas. The game's a game.

[10:24:35] Go on, then, you'll have a good Christmas.

[10:24:36] The game is the game.

[10:24:38] Thank you all for the follow-up.

[10:24:39] I thought I'd end the...

[10:24:43] Yeah, Lee, I thought I'd end the aftermath interview, really,

[10:24:47] because I could tell you Ed was gone.

[10:24:49] So far, right, I came the fuck out of it before he says something bad

[10:24:59] Mental absolutely fucking mental that where's Roy

[10:25:11] I won't I won't leave don't worry

[10:25:17] I have a hole in my wall

[10:25:19] I love Roy. He's so funny. Roy is so funny.

[10:25:26] Yeah, fucking brilliant. You know what the funny thing is, Ginge?

[10:25:30] So, you know how that was all for £1,000?

[10:25:34] For a minute, when you move into a flat, you actually pay a deposit.

[10:25:39] So I paid a deposit of £1,250.

[10:25:43] There is a hole in that wall which means I'm not only missed out on a thousand pounds

[10:25:50] I have to pay one thousand and two hundred and fifty pounds.

[10:25:54] You don't have to pay it mate.

[10:25:58] Right.

[10:25:59] You already have.

[10:26:00] Roy, it was Eva right, to be honest you've brought this on yourself mate.

[10:26:05] Blingard, the last thing I want to be listening to is your fucking voice Roy.

[10:26:08] It was Eva.

[10:26:09] You don't have to pay it mate, you already have.

[10:26:16] Well yeah technically you've already paid this money. You just won't get it back.

[10:26:23] Yeah but you've already paid it.

[10:26:25] Has he been a fucking stripper dick for a bit or what? Has he lost his life?

[10:26:30] Right if you suck up, right if you suck up.

[10:26:32] I mean look at the city fucking room!

[10:26:34] What you did to yourself mate?

[10:26:36] Mate, what is the matter with you, you got a fucking bronze bastard, MEDAL!

[10:26:40] Right mate, genuinely, just get some sellotape and stick it back together for me.

[10:26:44] I'm gonna be crazy in one happy piece! It's hanging off like a fucking brick!

[10:26:48] I'm gonna steal this fucking stupid thing!

[10:26:52] Right, what was that about when you lost on it?

[10:26:54] It's hanging off like a fucking cunt!

[10:26:56] Oh my god!

[10:26:58] There you go!

[10:27:00] Right, you just got 50 gifted!

[10:27:03] Change!

[10:27:05] Change!

[10:27:07] Woo!

[10:27:09] Change!

[10:27:11] Change!

[10:27:13] Change!

[10:27:15] Fifty-fifty!

[10:27:17] Boom! Boom! Boom!

[10:27:19] Boom! Boom!

[10:27:21] Boom!

[10:27:23] Woo!

[10:27:25] Hey, don't study!

[10:27:27] I'm about to flash.

[10:27:29] Hey!

[10:27:31] I can imagine, thanks for having me on him, now you fucking ruin me, fucking flat mate, oh that is so...

[10:27:37] Now you've just ruined me flat, but hey, I appreciate your sexy bastard, oh my god I'm foshy, I don't have pants on

[10:27:45] I don't have pants on, shall I prove that?

[10:27:47] Right, you actually have nothing on him beneath that mate

[10:27:51] I've got fuck all on, wait, let me see how much leg I can show up

[10:27:54] What is he doing?

[10:27:56] God, that's not a good idea

[10:27:58] Right, right stop

[10:28:00] No, I do me

[10:28:02] Right chat. I am gonna call it that it is Christmas Eve

[10:28:06] You absolutely go so hope you're absolutely fantastic and thank you very very much chat for today's stream

[10:28:14] I appreciate you off. I'm just some of the bits the gift is the chilling and talking

[10:28:18] I appreciate you all and obviously I was actually meant to go to the gym today and you fucking made me not so I

[10:28:22] Will be going tomorrow tomorrow will probably be a shorter stream

[10:28:26] Okay, however, I am gonna make sure I do go live tomorrow. So a massive massive. Thank you

[10:28:32] I'm gonna go off probably on the phone call of Lee

[10:28:37] He was also just messing me now can't even wash the beans out of my hair. I broke the fucking shower

[10:28:46] So obviously he's not very happy

[10:28:48] But yeah, chat. Thank you so so so fucking much. I appreciate you all man absolute legends absolute legends

[10:28:55] I will send you over. Let's have a look. Who can I send you over to?

[10:29:01] For I might as well

[10:29:10] I'll send you over to mr. Up the right going show him some fucking love he's an absolute fucking hilarious twat

[10:29:17] Oh, I absolutely love him. Honest, but yeah chat. Thank you so so much. I appreciate you all for the subs the bits of gift

[10:29:22] I appreciate you all. Merry fucking Christmas if I don't see you tomorrow, but I will be

[10:29:26] live tomorrow. Make sure you've got notifications on, and I will see you tomorrow. Good night.

[10:29:31] God bless. Sleep tight. I'll see you up. Excuse me. I'll see you all then. Love you all, chat.