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12-25-2025 Ā· 6h 19m
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Thanks very much, Matty with the 10!
Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only 17.
Goal, Ben!
Favourite of five gifted, Benzo.
What a fucking man.
Jordan!
Favourite of five as well.
What a fucking girl.
Matty!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have got the one, the only, Spike!
You okay?
Spike is about, Caitlyn is 25 gifted!
go on Caitlyn you mad bitch we love you Caitlyn we do we love you Caitlyn we
do we love you Caitlyn we do oh Caitlyn we love you Luna blue with a five as
as well. God Luna. Five out of five love legend and it's five out of 15. Oh my God.
Least 17. Angry ginger is the best. Five out of the gifted mate. You're fucking go. Go
on the boy. Thank you very much mate. Chat is going off tonight. It's going off and
I think me socks might have to come off
cause me fucking room is gonna be hot.
What the fuck is going on here?
Yay, Swivna 5 gifted, holding to the pride
of Lauren Chivna gifted in the live,
revenue nine, SP activity 19.
Castle, revenue five gifted,
hey G, revenue five gifted as well.
Merry fucking Christmas everybody.
Fucking hell.
People, do not start out thinking
you gotta spend your Christmas money
me fucking gifted subs, but I don't mind if you do. Hello pretty!
I've got a five gifted there. Thank you very much. Hello pretty lady. Thank you very much
that. Hewan with the ten as well. You won again. You won again. You won again.
Go on, Hewan. Thank you very much, mate. Spike is having a food coma. He has had
a Christmas dinner today. He's had turkey, he's had broccoli, he's had roasts. He's apparently
played it tactical. Apparently the way Spiker is dinner today is he had a lot, left a roast
potato, went outside, had a shit, came back in, finished the roast potato. That is what
I talk about tactical shits. That is a tactical shit from Spike to make more room for the
potato and he has well and truly deserves a fantastic, fantastic Christmas dinner.
Stags with the five as well! Go on Stags! Thank you very much mate, you're a fucking legend.
Steven, favorite gift in Phoebe! Favorite gift in Steven, favorite of five mate, brown balls
and a 39. Amy Brackpool, favorite of five gift as well, love Dan, favorite of 25. Erin!
Thank you very much mate, I appreciate a five gifted airing comrade. Thank you very much for the five as well
Fucking legend comrade DJ very very much for the five as well go on DJ
With an uptown girl
She's a little town world
Double
Go on double
20 gifted from the main man, ginger cad and a twan as well.
Oh my God, he's fucking kicking off in here.
Oh my God.
Ducky, butchie, thank you very much mate.
Jack, favourite fucking gifted.
Adam, favourite gifted mate.
Liv, mate, favourite gifted.
Ginger cad, favourite gifted.
Daisy, mate, favourite gifted.
Oh my god, Lauren with another five!
Dd-d-d-d-dish!
Thank you very much, Lauren.
He's getting that fucking out and taking me pants off in a minute.
I will be putting shorts on, don't get too excited.
Oh my god, he's fucking popping off.
Level 17, height train.
He's my-a-he-yine.
Amy with another five!
Dd-d-d-d-dish!
Thank you very much, Amy.
Adam with a five as well. Go on Adam, you're mad bastard. Go on Adam.
Yaiish with a ten again. Yaiish with a ten. What a fuck. Becky Barnard with a five.
Master chef. Feet picks. Feet picks. Five out of five anyway mate. What the fuck is going on?
You and Hurst with a five as well. Unbelievable. Thank you so much everyone,
Honestly, thank you so so so so so much you guys are on the real
Thank you mate blue Luke live favor of 14 just some dude. Thank you. Caitlyn with
25 this time they're coming off they're coming off
Caitlyn 25
What a fucking legend Amelia with a tail on Luna blue with a five Caitlyn with a 25
I can't think of a song for that one.
Caitlin, I fucking love you.
Thank you so much.
Ibi, give it a seven.
Wadi, give it a five.
Gifted.
Thank you so much.
Dylan, five out of twenty-two, mate.
Oh, my fucking god.
I need to fucking breathe here.
Darby, give it a nineteen, mate.
And breathe.
Pink Jane, five out of twelve months, mate.
Get them off.
it. Rasika with a 20 right they're coming off. They're coming off and okay they're coming
off. They're coming off. They're not coming off no. Hey Rasika with a 20 gifted. What
the fuck man Rasika thank you so much love. Honestly thank you. Emma with a gifted. Leon
with a gifted mate. Butchie with a 5 mate. Sorry I missed him the actual bro he's
been going mental. Thank you bro. She made for the prime of a 13 love. Fuck it Axemus
I'm doing it tomorrow, I'm doing it tomorrow, I'm doing it tomorrow.
Right, I need to get me fucking, I need to get me shots in mate, I need to get me fucking shots in mate!
Fucking going off tonight, it is fucking going off.
I don't know what this song is either.
What? Go on the gas, yo!
Happy Christmas to nephew Kevin.
Go on Smith, having a five gifted Smith, you mad bastard.
Thank you very much mate, the best karaoke songs.
I need some fucking Kevonia.
Thomas!
Go on then boy, five out of five gifted Thomas, level twenty, I'm trained, what the fuck is going on?
Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
She took the midnight train going anywhere.
fucking legends Molly with the faggift here thank you very much Molly
clarky AJ with a five as well you've got a man United top because of me
well I'm not playing for Manchester United live that's gonna be all good
as you see Zynga ginger in the back and then she wonders where the fuck
he's on the pitch I'd like to apologize for that in advance but I don't play
Thank you very much United Love.
So I support them.
Fuckin' out if you buy what everyone supports, mate.
I hope you're not buying what each other supports.
You come out of a fucking idiot hell shit.
Dylan!
I'm gonna find gifted Dylan.
Go on, you mad bastard.
Thank you very much Dylan, mate.
I appreciate that a lot, brother.
Caitlyn, I'm gonna find,
I'm gonna find as well, mate.
Go on, the boys and girls.
Waiting, where were they waiting?
Up and down the bullet for heart, the shadows, searching into night
Bolo in a 10! Bolo in a 10! Bolo in a 10! Bolo in a 10!
Go on the fucking boxer ties. Thank you very much mate.
Easy Brown, photo 14. Go on the boy.
Merry fucking Christmas. Merry fucking Christmas.
Sweet sweet third of five gifted as well mate trusty dumpy forever the five gifted mate. Oh my fucking god
Leona go on the on my car for the three months. Hey then forever 11 kids eat forever the five gifted kids it
Unbelievable got a blanket your face on for 999 fucking
I'm gonna minute jazz bear me mate. He's going off here jazz further five gifted as well jazz fucking legend jazz
Thank you fucking go thank you very much jazz Brody family gifted mate fucking absolute goals
Honestly, thank you so much everyone. I appreciate all the subs. I appreciate you all level 21 hype train is fucking unbelievable
Strangers waiting
Up and down the bullet for their shadows
Brandon in a 10 gifted! Go on Brandon, you're mad at me!
You won, I won the qualifiers for the 5 gifted, dog of war for the 5 gifted as well,
Connor Nolan for the 5 gifted, oh my god Hannah for the 5 gifted as well,
I got a card in your face on the Christmas. Right, I'll say this now,
if any of yous for whatever reason, I've got a card, a blanket, a pillow,
pillow a fucking cardboard cutout of my add-on or me on, please tweet me a photo of it so
I can have a look at it and I will have a look on stream. I got a mug. This is ridiculous!
I feel like fucking Harry Styles. And to that feeling, stealer. 11115.
Thank you for the gift, mate.
Alyssa, thank you for the 21.
Go on, Adam Carroll, you're my bastard.
Thank you very much, Adam.
Excuse me. Thank you very much, Adam.
Love, I appreciate it. I got a dildo with your face on.
Don't believe you.
Private mush, for the five gift.
Private.
Thank you very much, mate.
Thank you very much, mush.
I appreciate it, five.
Lil Saka, for the 16.
What's it, Willie Burrisel?
Favourite 32? Favourite 32.
Err, what a dickhead.
Thank you very much mate, I appreciate that.
You got a bracelet on my face on Angon.
No, I know Chas called mate, but I said, just hang on a minute.
I'm fucking going off here.
Let me check my Twitter here.
What the actual fuck?
What the actual fuck is going on here?
Well, okay, what else have people got?
What the fuck am I being sent here?
When you get a pair of socks for Christmas, that's absolutely fucking gorgeous.
What the fuck?
What the f-
Hang on a minute, that's my gun I'm doing!
and mental. Where did this card come from? Add bread and sauce. What? Single taken, mentally
dating angry jeans. What? Anonymous. Forever the five gift in anonymous. You're a fucking
legend thank you so much level 21 hype train by the way that is mental chat you guys are unbelievable
guys girls everyone thank you so much man you are unbelievable thank you
merry christmas man i hope you have all had an amazing day absolute legends man mini bantam
516 absolute fucking legends thank you very much mini bantam a absolute legend
Hey, thank you so much everyone on this day. I appreciate you all. Thank you. What the fuck is going on here. I
Don't play for my United. That's an expensive mistake
Am I on that negative
Cutting with a 25 get a fan!
25 what a legend, hello Mr. Yogil, fair enough five as well.
Why have you all got to be weird but you're all weirdos.
Fair enough 25 mate you're an absolute legend, thank you so much brother I appreciate that
Thank you, mate. Hello, Mr. Yogo.
Forever the Fiverr's well, man.
Oh my God.
Level 22 hype train.
Thank you so much, everyone.
Hey, Danny, Forever the Fiverr's well.
Go on, Danny Mazma, you madhead.
Ollie Bodman, Forever the 16, brother.
Oh my God. Thank you so much, mate.
Thank you, man, honest there.
Unbelievable.
TJ, Forever the 21, Ethan, Forever the 17.
Everyone, thank you so much, man.
Thank you so, so much, everyone, honestly.
I'm not even on this blanket, am I?
Hang on a minute.
Well, there's Chas and Bean.
Oh, there I am.
Amy Socrates fit, what the fuck?
I actually am.
I'm on a blanket.
Oh my God, another 25 from Negatives!
Go up there, boy, go up there, box of toys.
Thank you so much, mate.
I appreciate it 25 brother. You're a fucking legend. Oh my god. What a fucking go
Thank you so so much mate. Honestly, you're an absolute legend. Thank you, bro
I appreciate you so much. Honestly. Thank you so much, man. I appreciate you all watching. I appreciate you all subbing
I appreciate you all talking chilling and watching my honesty. Thank you so much
I've got another one
I'm gonna change card what the fuck is going on and go on L child 5-5 made negative. Thank you so much brother
Honestly, thank you, bro. Oh, they really really really want to sing a sing. Ah, if you want my future
Forget my past if you want to get
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Just for the bits love. Are you gonna see the new castle game or she will I believe I will be yeah
Brack on the boy for the 19 may appreciate that. Thank you, mate. Oh
Go on Nahida for the five as well love. Thank you very much. Nahida. Thank you. I want to dance with somebody
I want to feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I want to dance with somebody With somebody who loves me
I want to dance with somebody I've got no cars if you thought I'd give
that to you Cheers, thanks one guys
Cheers mate Yeah, I want to dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me Amazing, February 25, legend
The winning quiz will be out new year instead. New year, new year.
Dale! Forever the Five Gifted Dale!
Go on, Dale, you're my dad!
Thank you very much, Dale. I appreciate it.
Legend. Thank you, Dale, mate.
Right, where are we at, Chad? Hang on, let me go to YouTube.
Why am I going to YouTube?
Charlie! Forever the Nineteen, mate.
Legend.
Oh, you're not what I'm gonna do, let me call Chazza.
Ah, wanna dance with somebody.
Go on, Jess, win a five gift if you're mad, bitch.
Thank you very much, Jess. You're a fucking legend, love.
Thank you very much, Jess.
Males, each of them have 22 mums.
Chazza!
Put it down on me.
I need them not to make it one more.
Ego on that kid. Ego on that kid. Fuck it off. Fucking Christmas ain't ruinin' my fucking day.
Woo! Somebody loves me! He said don't call. Nearly leaps me number. If he leaps my number.
only when I fuck him up. On Christmas, I'll fuck him up twice as hard.
Go on this y'all! Five minutes ten gifted!
Oh, I wanna dance with somebody.
I wanna feel the heat with somebody.
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody.
Go on this y'all! Five minutes ten gifted.
Right, let me take these fucking pants off, chat.
Woo!
Now he's ringing me.
Hello?
You know what mate? Oh my god, I just really ruined your fucking Christmas.
Right. I've heard it. I don't understand why is it nearly come up?
No, no. So I like, basically I had to log out of my old stuff on my PC.
I just, I just deleted it anyway.
Log back in and luckily I'm on Fortnite and you fucking come on.
Morgan would have just fallen under my feet.
Fucking hell. What were you, full cam?
I was on a fun night and I got capture on so thanks for that oh my god shoot
me self it would have been let me tell you oh jazz it's not gonna be a good
night tonight what was that oh mate you know the news
no mate no he said it's been run give me some disirano and shots oh it's gonna
off tonight no I've actually rediscovered a new enemy self and what I am
actually gonna change it to is I never used to drink but now in a couple of
months time I'm actually gonna be going to a a and I'm not talking can't
break down recovery go on out here yeah I'm an Alki at this minute in time and
and I'm all for it, just because it's Christmas,
after Christmas, and probably New Year's as well.
I'll be doing dry jam.
Dinge, I know you want to get into it,
but I had a fucking, I had two glasses of Box Smith today.
No!
Two glasses!
Bro, bro, bro, honestly, I was feeling weird.
Oh, it is, bro.
Two glasses of Box Smith, bro, I was off my head.
It is.
He didn't pass the bottle,
let me put the bottle, let me put the bottle.
Oh, mate, honestly.
I'm popping bottles of Boxfizz
Mate, you've been popping bottles, I've been popping pills, bro
I'm Cherries, my guy
Come on, gee, come on
I'd like to just clarify that with a joke, I do not do drugs, thank you
I'd like to ask you a question if that's okay
My chat has told me, Jakeys scammed them
to them.
So, I've been informed of this. So, approximately last evening at around 10pm, Jakey has hosted
a PS5 giveaway. To enter the giveaway it was a subscription. So, he's not giving it away,
he's basically doing a pyramid ruffle scheme. That's...
Is he now?
So, apparently he received approximately 200 subs, which should obviously be equaling
to the amount of 1000 Great British Pounds now.
Obviously, he's probably on a 70 split,
so he's probably net profit 700 pound,
and then he decided to not give away the PlayStation.
He didn't give it away?
No.
So, I'll be honest with you,
our mate could be in a spot above us,
and I think it's not even worth talking about.
That is fucked.
That is fucked.
And do you know what?
Can you wait there and give me 30 seconds,
because I've got something that I'm gonna do now.
That's pissed me off that one minute
No, no, no, exactly. It pissed me off so much
I'm going to show you how to do it right
So I'm going to do a PlayStation 5
for five gifted entry
Just to do it right and I'll actually give away the PlayStation
Are you there?
Tessa?
Yeah, you're on mate
I'm going to be giving away two PlayStation 5s. Okay. I'm going to be giving away two
PlayStation 5s. All you've got to do is get a gift in subbing and you can end in a raffle
What what?
No, don't gift any subs do not gift any subs
I'm joking. I'm doing I've got a different giveaway. I'm not giving away ps5
times. So, J.K. has actually scammed the viewers.
Apparently, I spoke to J.K. on the phone. He turned around and he said it wasn't true.
It was cameraman Chaz saying it. What? So, he's actually not given a PS5 away?
No. And he sort of gifted?
Mm-hmm. Do you know what I said? This makes me sick till the back of my throat.
But we didn't get to the bottom of it, because Jake is denying it.
Jake is denying it, but I won't deny that this might be going on.
So, if you want to...
No, I'm joking. It's actually not, so don't actually give sub-channels or I'm taking the pest.
Don't ask me.
I've got a victim in the chat. He's gone my hard work.
You've got a victim? Fucking out of what?
I've got a victim in the chat. My hard work. My fucking money.
That was five gifted from tactical Nubi.
Do you know what? It makes me fucking sick mate. It makes me fucking sick.
Yeah. Right and I'll fucking say it. I'll fucking say it. I'll start it. I'll fucking start it.
Leave J.K. Davis in 2025. Leave J.K. Davis in 2025. I'll fucking say it. Unfollow, unsubscribe, fucking leave him.
Mate, if you think you feel sick, what about Katie?
She opened her Christmas present today, you're never going to guess what it was.
Go on.
She's got a fucking case of dinostin.
No!
Oh my God, was she fucking fuming?
I've gone tomorrow, I've gone, I've gone, I've gone, there's fucking no way, Katie.
What's that that's got you a case of dinostin?
Right, she went, ah, I'm not interested in that.
She went, if you've got a receipt, I've gone now.
I ain't got a receipt.
What?
You know, I've had to fucking open them.
Oh, you're joking.
I know.
That's fucked.
I know, mate. I can't believe Sam has done that this year.
That's actually fucked. I'm sorry about that, Kate, if you can name her.
Yeah.
Honestly, she deserved that.
She deserved that, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, she's been hard done by that. She has. She's been hard done by that.
Exactly.
So what are your plans for this evening? I'm going to get away.
Oh my God, I'm going to minute. I just found a leaked photo of Jakey Davis after his Christmas dinner.
What the fuck have you got my stream on your stream? Yeah, no have a look at this
Go on rough having a 10 gifted your mad cow
Yeah, yeah, I can do
Raph, a favorite of 10 gifted. Love you an absolute fucking legend. Thank you so much,
Raph. Men like Brando, tip of 11. Ryan, tip of 22. Ryan, tip of 25. Ellen, favorite of
five gifted. Well, thank you so much, Ellen. Let me catch up. Let me catch up. A king,
favorite of 12. Kieran, a favorite of five as well. Kieran, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you, bro. Ghost Eagle, favorite of five gifted, mate. Ten, two, and splat,
a favorite of five gifted. Chelsea Dobbs, a favorite of five gifted. Chris, a favorite
Thank you very much, man. Spicer!
Thank you very much, man. I appreciate the five-gifty, Spicer.
You're a fucking legend, man, honestly. Thank you so much, everyone.
I love and appreciate you all, honestly.
I love and appreciate you all. Thank you, bro.
And everyone, man, honestly. Thank you so much, everyone.
You guys are unbelievable.
All right, let me join.
Hello.
Yeah, hello.
Hello. Yeah, I'll get you sure on that. Yeah. Do you want to, um, sort your mic out?
It's not the right mic.
Hold on a minute.
It's like you're in my PlayStation. Yeah, I see something. Let me tell you.
Hello. Yeah, you guys.
Hey, Rolla, having a four months to make you thank you, bro.
So, sort me through this here, because there's no way he scammed his viewers.
I got, I got, I got this.
Go on, Grim, happy birthday.
Merry Christmas, mate.
Sorry.
I haven't, what's it called?
I haven't actually seen footage.
I've all I've heard from,
he got brought up in my chat and as I said,
I've had a couple of victims in my chat.
Oh my God, I've got a minute.
I could be on the verge of Jake here.
I also want a Christmas card from last year.
Not a Christmas card, a Christmas gift card.
There you go.
I've messaged you, Venet, I've messaged you, Venet.
Nicky Lynch, favour of the five gifted mate.
Go on Nicky, thank you very much.
Legend.
Angry Kush for in over.
What was that sir?
Angry Kush for in.
Ah, chill, chill, chill.
Then you have whispered you.
Right, okay.
Right, it's all up to me then.
So yeah, a couple of victims have come into the chat.
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I've got your fucking shot when you come round mate!
First one nailed it!
Wheeeee!
I'm not back for a while, I'm not back for a while, so don't pour it yet.
Aww, can't make any promises mate, he's going off in here, going on to be section one now.
Woah!
Aww, some good shit there, some good shit!
W5 entries.
Woah, some good shit there.
Good result!
Nail five for four, for fifth it.
Rim job, really!
Rim job, jit.
Get it down you serious. Oh, be careful mate. Be careful man. It's been to get to the line here
You know what you like that's free
No, it's building it
Right I think I found the pod on graphic with that thumb. Sorry mate
That's five!
That's five!
Oh my god!
Oh!
I saw me desk as well!
Oh my god!
Two more!
What?
James! You're the 50!
Go on James, you're muddied!
Five out of fifty gifted James, what a fucking absolute goal.
We love you, rim job. We do. We love a rim job. We do.
We love a rim job. We do. Oh, rim job. We love you. Go on, James.
Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate that a lot. Fucking legend. Go on, the fucking boy.
Hey, thank you very much James. You're a fucking legend. Thank you, bro. Chelsea Lee. Thank
you very much as well. I appreciate that. Fucking unbelievable, mate. My head is fucking
leaving.
Tony, for the four months, mate. Welcome in, bro. Big bulk off over 80. Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Bad news. You'll get out. He's got away with it. He hasn't, he hasn't
said that it was camera man chas and jakey didn't know about a jakey when he's
this he's got a way of it he's so far oh oh my god
Go negative! What a fucking legend! Oh my god! Thank you so much mate! What the fuck is going on?
He's got the song!
Reese! Thank you very much mate! I appreciate a five! Rosie! Five out of five! Negative!
Five out of fifty again mate! Chad! Five out of ten! Fucking gifted Chad!
Oh my god! Thank you so much Chad! You're a fucking girl! Reese J! Five out of five as well mate!
Thank you so much for the five Robbie jiv in nine months mate Ethan jiv in a 27. Oh
My god brownie a fiver to five go on brownie on my dad
Thank you very much mate. Thank you Bethany a fiver to five as well
Fuck you legend. Thank you so much Bethany fuck it ago. I'm gonna love another one
I love another one
I'm joking I'm not really pissed I'm just taking a piss
Burns the back of your throat
Hey, Dan further to five gifted mate. Thank you very much. Thank you very much Dan Bethany. Thank you as well you sexy bitch
Oh my god. Hello
Oh,
Chazza, you're right, mate. Oh, okay. I'm a bit worried about you. It's gone, mate. It's gone, mate. Oh
No, it's gone. Jin Jin's jinx, right. How many shots have you just done? Oh, seven
Mate, how many did you do before so? No, I just seven total. No, but how many did you have before yet the last one?
Stop being a weirdo
Oh
Oh, mate. What do you say you would say high on life right now? Oh, I'm never drinking again
It can't go on like this
Oh fucking I get 50
Oh my god...
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Fifty again! Fifty again, Lally! Fifty again, Lally!
Thank you very much, Fishing!
God, I'll be soon.
Oh my God! Fishing, thank you so much mate.
Tippy boy, from the A, Elliot, you have a twenty-three.
Oh my God.
Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
Something's like this, man.
Oh, hello!
Yes, mate.
Oh, I didn't get a 50 in fucking Christmas.
Fucking, I got a 50 into myself.
No, it's me.
Fuck it, bro. Come on, it's Christmas.
You're looking fucking...
Mate, I'm fucking a few more shots before you try and convince...
Fucking try and convince me to give in 50, that's his head.
Going down all that fucking telling me, mate.
Fuck, mate.
Fuck, mate.
It's like I'm fucking drinking out of the Hulk's wife, eh?
That doesn't look, that looks toxic.
Is it a bit of Salwa's?
Yeah.
Mate, you're gonna, you're gonna end up like pirate folders.
Mate, chill, mate, chill.
Mate, mate, by the end of the night,
you're gonna try and fucking shag that Santa behind you
if you keep him like this.
Hey, if he's lucky enough.
If he's lucky enough, you're dead, you fucker.
We'll see what he's saying, won't we?
Hey, ho, ho, ho.
Fucking bet it is.
Dirty fucker.
Ryan! Feminists, you're gifted!
Bethany! Thank you as well!
Oh my God!
What the fuck?!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my fucking God!
Amy, we've won!
What the fuck?!
Ben, don't run now!
Fucking hell!
Santa!
Fuck!
Spike!
You okay?
He's okay. Sorry.
Yo Spike, Spike's okay!
Santa is not real, this Santa is not real, Santa is real!
Santa is real, this Santa is not real, this is a fake Santa, this!
Sorry, right, sorry, Santa is real!
Santa is real, right, this Santa is not, this Santa is not real!
Spike's fine, he couldn't give a fuck.
Put Santa back over here.
Santa back over here.
He'll be alright. He'll be fine. He'll be fine. He'll be alright. He's coming here, he's coming here. He's there.
His legs come off. His legs come off. There you go. He's alright now. He's alright now.
Amy with 100 gifted, what the fuck?
Amy!
Oh my God.
Amy, thank you so fucking much.
Oh my God.
What the actual fuck, man?
Ryan, favorite of five.
Tom with 25 as well.
Tom we're 25 oh my god what the fuck is going on oh my god I will just reiterate
that Santa's not even heavy by the way he's empty he's all empties a spike
genuinely is fine oh my god Amy and Tom thank you so fucking much honestly
what the fuck man you that unbelievable you're welcome being a silent watcher
for a while love your content I fucking I love you to Amy thank you
keo for the 10 19 code 232 me I can't anymore shots in a minute in a minute
need a minute I can't anymore can't and can't anymore in a minute mate it's
fucking going off here. Becky White, 5 out of 2-1. Oh mate. Fucking hell. Cal, 5 out
of 4. Jordan, 2 out of 19. Cole, 2 out of 22. Keo, 2 out of 19. Nan, 5 out of 3. Ryan
Wood with a 10. Go on, Ryan. Ryan Wood with a 10. Ryan with a 10. Boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom. Thank you very much, Ryan mate. I've not missed 50. If I missed
50 I don't know I'm fucking there's a z50 I'm fucking may I not miss it chill decky favor 21 mate. Hello
Hello
So
Cody Jimmy 26 make on the boy
Hello?
Hello, it's your granddad.
Oh my god!
Fifty again, oh my god!
Fifty again, Fifty again, Fifty again, oh my god!
50 again, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
Negative!
Thank you so much, mate.
What the fuck?
50 again, what the fuck?
Thank you so much, mate.
Thank you so much, man.
Honestly, you're a fucking legend.
Hey, thank you, mate.
Thank you, mate.
You are a fucking legend.
Thank you mate.
Oh my God.
I'm 180 for 50.
Chill bro, just chill.
You've spammed it in the chat.
I've ignored you 10 times.
Stop fucking spamming it.
Thank you very much and good night.
That's you, Delwey, who's next?
And 514 mate, hey, thank you so much, negative.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you very much mate.
Hello?
Morgan?
Charlie!
Are you okay?
I have fucking never been better than that. I did what we shot though because he's fucking popping off all the way mate
Mate I fucking bought this ball. I think it's 14.99 and it's fucking half of his coin 10 minutes
Mate you're just a fucking mad. I'm just a fucking second
You need to get on the box for this though bro, that's where it's actually at. I've never had a box face
I've heard a box term
No, you gotta get on the box fees
What's box fist is that champagne in shit? I don't do that shit. No, it's like it's like sparkling orange
But without coho in it. Is it now you fucking turn my nose there. Let me tell you
Buckfish, let me have a look. Let me have a look buckfizz
It's a pop group is from I'm seeing
No for four pound 15 buckfish sparkling cocktail wine and I drink wine. It's not wine
It's orange. Ah phase. Yeah, I've got a vine yards to par 70 from Tesco
Just four pound delivery how to live remodeling the ball
Go on crayon five and a ten me
Fucking legend every time I go to a restaurant. I asked for you. I said, excuse me. Love you any crayons
Fucking on the road. So they're on teller crayon. Thank you very much mate Zane very very much as well
Dexter, thank you Aaron five and a 16 mate
Taylor two out of five
Run tell it run tell it
So if you've been up to today chess talk is for you day mate
What I've been up to so um what I've been up to today so I woke up to
I had a shocker pan. I had a croissant with a bit of Nutella
Then we went into the front room found the little Chucky bowl found some lindors in there with some celebrations
Some quality streets and some heroes after that we move into lunchtime where we had sausage rolls
few pork pies, few cocktail sausages, then we move into dinner. We started off with some asparagus.
He said I've got some asparagus wrapped in bacon. Then we went in for the main course which was
Christmas dinner. Sorry, sorry. I'm gone. A minute. Let's rewind. So the only bit of veg you've had
today you wrapped in bacon. Yeah it's my dad made it but then moving in obviously we had
dinner then we had the rest of our dinner then we went into dessert where we had like chocolate
most reindeer's with some whipped cream that was fucking lovely that and then after that I've come
upstairs with Wacken stream on I've been given a little canal a canal max to oh you've got a
a canal max have you yeah and then after the canal max we've then moved into tea
what a cup of tea no no no food then we've gone into yeah tea time where we've
had a turkey baguette with some more sausage rolls with some barbecue pork
rib belly then some little pork sausages with some crisps and some cheese
you savories and I've washed that down with a chocolate Santa from Lynn and
And then, um, I've just had a fatter.
That's how my Christmas has gone, has yours been?
You fatt cunt!
I've asked you all your fucking Christmas days, Ben.
You've spent eight minutes out of ten minutes explaining about your fucking food, do you that?
Well, let's be honest, mate. It ain't about the presents. It ain't about the giving. It ain't about the receiving.
It's about the fucking dinner.
You've had more than one dinner. You've had fucking five dinners there.
Have you had pulled belly pork?
But it's Christmas.
Mate, the Jesus was only born once.
He weren't born twice.
I'll celebrate it every single day.
He WAS resurrected on Easter, you dick!
Yeah, but then that's the one for chocolate, innit?
Oh, and I had a flump. I had a flump as well.
What a flump!
Looked like a flump. I had a flump as well.
What is a flump?
A fall-off sit down heavily.
I fucking bet you fucking fell heavily did you?
I had a flamp. A flamp.
Oh a marshmallow.
Yeah, I had a flamp.
What have you done?
What have I done today?
That's a fucking great question.
So we'll start at the beginning.
I woke up as my mum's fucking banger on the door.
I've over slapped.
Glad you said on the door there.
Carry on.
I've over slapped her.
So I've over slapped.
know. Mum and Nan have arrived. I'm not asked about TFF at the minute in time. Thank you.
I believe you might be, little Chas. Mum and Nan have arrived. All right.
Anyone else to arrive? No.
Oh, right. Okay.
Just me and Nan. They've arrived. They started the cooking going off of the Christmas
dinner. Nan's caught herself. Blood all over the parsnips.
I feel like there's someone missing here, James.
Nah, my sister was at her nan's.
Oh, right, yeah, that's not busy, yeah, yeah, no worries, go on.
So I've got blood on my past, I've had to wash the blood off.
Next thing you know, past is going.
Then we're going to open our presents.
Next thing you know, dinner's ready,
get eating the dinner, scram the dinner,
sit there, watch home alone too.
Drop me nan off.
It's a bit of a sister, I'll bring her back here.
Nice little chat there.
Then they went home and then I've gone live.
Really? It's funny you brought up on the line, that film fucked me off that.
Why is that?
Because the parents leave their kids all alone.
What's that mean?
Well, that is the name of the film, Home Alone, yeah, that is why it's what they do.
And the second one, they're not even home.
So they could have just called it alone.
Yeah, no, I agree mate, pisses me off that.
When they fucking just ditch and never come back, fucks me off that.
No, they do come back. They come back at the end of the film.
I think there's four of them.
No, they do come back at the end of the film.
Yeah, they come back at the end.
Yeah, they do, yeah, they do.
What else have you done? You must have done some other stuff, mate. You must have.
No, I've not, mate.
Oh, your man looked lovely with the King of the Jungle flowers on.
She was gaining Madora on her.
Thank you.
Yeah, she looks absolutely fantastic, my Nanna today. Absolutely fantastic.
I mean, yeah, it was a lovely day. I saw my family.
Nice.
I spent a little time with them.
Nice.
Yeah, I had Christmas when they come round.
Have you saw Katie today?
Yeah, I have, yeah, she was round last night.
She was fuming about present now. I told you, didn't I?
Yeah, the dynastate, yeah. I don't know why she's fuming about.
Yeah, I know. Can't believe it.
Honest, sir.
Fuck you now. She, er...
Fuck you, she messaged me.
Did she?
Yeah.
Was it sorry for your loss or something?
For my loss?
Oh, no, a sign of absence.
Sign of absence? What do you mean?
Nah, sorry, we're going to rush your message, y'all.
Oh, she was saying I've got these dynasties
to a lot of buyer offers.
I said, nah, you're all right, thanks, Kate.
Although you wouldn't have been out of there that mate.
Why's that?
Um...
I whacked him on...
I whacked him on e-bike.
Have you now?
Yeah, I opened them all, got fuck all in, I'm very sealed up.
I ain't losing that much money, mate.
Smart, I can't lie, smart.
Go on, beef, you've had a 13, mate.
Yeah, can't lose that, mate.
I'm fucking buzzing for one of our mates though.
I've gone, who's that?
Michael.
Yeah, they did say it was gonna be a white Christmas. I
Think I'm pretty sure I was thinking eight fucking snowed
He told me it has been a white Christmas
Yeah, tell you
That's really united of his father for Christmas and I'm fucking I'm happy for him. I am happy for him
I think I think that's
Generally, it's a lovely thing to happen
I think it's a lovely thing to happen. It's a fucking easy really good thing to happen
I'm happy for Taze and his father.
Yeah, very nice. Only one now.
Sorry?
Only one now, that's what you put on his story.
What do you mean only one?
He put on his story, only you left, only one now.
Only me left?
Yeah, I think what he was talking about was like the absence of your father on Christmas Day.
On Taze? I love on his story, I don't think I saw that.
Yeah, on his Instagram, I feel, I feel, it was just a bit of a fucking shite, I think.
Not very festive, that, is it?
He put first Christmas back with Pops.
Oh, you're the only one knowing regions.
Yeah, do you know what I mean? It's a fucking shot on Christmas, do you know what I mean? That's not...
Yeah, yeah, well, at the end of the day, the greatest respect, if it's dad of these Manchester, you're just going to wear...
And he's like, you're like, he's fuckin' Sagglegrass.
I'm fuckin' alright, mate.
So basically hey mate, yours coulda fuckin' done with that.
You might have heard him go away.
You coulda called him back.
Called him back.
He's not a dog.
What?
No, he was..
Ciaran!
The Fahrenheit gifted, Ciaran.
You're a fuckin' legend, thank you.
You know what, you know what,
thank you so much.
Bethany, Fahrenheit 10 gifted, sorry I missed it.
Thank you very much, Bethany, you sexy cow.
Thank you.
Alexia Ray, thank you very much for the 10 as well,
you fucking mad cow.
Thank you very much, Alexia.
Thank you very much, I love that.
Thank you.
Crayon, thank you as well, man.
Legend.
Kieran, thank you, bro.
Thank you, everyone, honestly, thank you.
Sorry about that, I was just speaking to me, chat.
You okay?
Mate, I'm doing fantastic.
I love it when you're like this.
Look at you, you're fucking huge.
And what?
You're trollied, mate.
I'm fine.
Look into the camera.
Look into the camera.
I'm fine.
I'm fine mate you think eight shots this hour is gonna do me you've lost your head mate
look you got a disarray on her you must have you must have a disarray on her
yeah it tastes like cherry bake rolls innit
tastes like cherry bake rolls
it's basically like cherry bake rolls innit bro
nah they taste it tastes nice though
nah it is good that yeah
Ah, and I've got some M&M's.
Nice, nice.
Mmm.
Okay.
Can you all get in the air? Can you stand up?
Line yourself up with the, er, with a chair.
And just, just walk straight for me please, mate.
Are you the fucker that I am? I'm not a piss ass.
I dunno, mate.
I'm getting concerned.
You taking a piss in?
Walking a straight line.
That's not even what I asked him to do, he's fucking off his tits.
What is he doing?
What is he doing? That's not even what I asked him to do.
What are you doing?
What? That's not even what I asked you to do.
What did you ask me to do?
You said line yourself up with a chair and walk in a straight line.
I asked you to get up, get up, stand behind your chair, line yourself up a book.
You fucking walked up with your chair.
Nah, you're being a weirdo, you.
Oh, you're making me cry.
Go on, Danny!
For the five gifted, Danny.
Fucking legend, you.
Thank you very much, Danny.
Thank you, Dave.
Me, for the five as well.
Thank you.
What the fuck was on your plate?
No, it wasn't that.
Twitch Lloyd!
Go on Lloyds, you're mad at!
Flynn for having a five gifted as well, Flynn.
Thank you very much mate.
Hey Lloyd, thank you so much mate.
Fucking legend, thank you.
What would you say, sorry?
Jakey Davis is worse.
Jakey Davis is worse.
Let's have a look here.
Mhmm.
Where are we?
What's that on his story?
Oh that poor kid.
That poor fucking kid
who's woke up and got a Jakey Davis Camille.
He hasn't fucking done half of them apparently.
Because those are people on TikTok saying he's let them down.
Oh my God.
Um, Jakey Davis, has he got fucking mushrooms on that?
What the fuck is that though?
He's got half, he's got two pigs in blankets.
They're not even that fucking good.
That's shit that.
Mine's better than that, I just didn't have gravy on mine when I took the picture.
Yeah, you should have started yours out, I can't lie.
I haven't got a minute here.
Yeah, I love that.
All the buff boys over on JK now on Instagram,
that's fucking me.
Yeah, go on the buffs.
Look at Tony Daze, you don't need me though, I don't think.
Danny Arons, that's not actually Danny Arons,
mate, Danny Arons would have had a fucking
chef round cooking.
Right, no, go on Anthony Daze TikTok now,
second video in, please watch it, it's fucking elite.
Say that again.
Got an Anthony Day shit-top, second video of it.
Causing insane icons.
No, no, no, the one of his dinner.
I've not got one of his dinner.
Oh, here we go, third one now.
What the fuck in hell is that?
What the fuck is that?
My favourite quote of the video is
Meach is overrated on a Christmas dinner.
I feel like I've just opened a coffin
and saw a family member in there.
What the fuck is that?
Fucking hell mate, that's not very festive.
Mushy peas on a Christmas dinner.
What the fuck I'm there from a can
May I'm fucking
You could tell he does that from his fucking record on champs big ball a favorite of fucking 10 gifted mate your legend
Thank you very much big ball. Thank you, bro
I know five out of five autism to the 25 mate Flynn. Thank you again, bro legends
Thank you so much a ball at your legend. Thank you, bro. Oh
We further performance mate
I've got some dinner left over, I might whack it in the microwave.
I might whack it in the microwave.
Syndicate it to Instagram.
Save it for Boxing Day, you don't microwave your Christmas dinner.
What do I do tomorrow? I'm going to microwave it tomorrow, aren't I?
No, you re-cook it.
Re-cook it?
Yeah, re-cook it.
I've got your stream up mate, I can see the Facebook questions.
I told you you might want to go to YouTube, search Life at Tom and enjoy the new vlog.
Because I bet you didn't see this one coming, mother of a...
It wasn't actually that... Daddy Aaron just ended our chat.
Yeah. Give me a minute.
It's going to have to be somewhere interesting for it to be 1 minute 37.
And Father Christmas is going to come hopefully tonight, but we're letting Alfie open the door.
Oh, the production's going right down, are they? Not even wearing a microphone.
Is it out there?
What have you got up there? The Christmas show everyone!
I'm a little bit of news.
I have another baby! I have another baby!
Hey!
Go on, Thomas!
Oh my God, no way!
I don't know, baby!
Go on, Tom!
Oh, that's unbelievable.
Daddy's unbelievable, let me message him.
Oh, what a legend.
I can't believe it.
That is fucking class.
Oh my God.
I said it with a voice note.
How'd I do that?
Thomas, Tommy Nio.
What should I call you, shiega?
Second baby on the way, congratulations, mate.
I am absolutely buzzing for you.
You absolute legend.
I honestly, listen, you don't need to ask me.
I'm more than happy to be the Jin's father.
Congratulations to you two.
Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
Unbelievable.
That is absolutely unbelievable.
I'm buzzing for him.
I am buzzing for him.
That's actually class.
You there, Chas?
I am, mate, I am, I am.
Syndicate's having another baby.
Yeah, I know mate, the way they announced it was so cute, wasn't it?
Yeah, it's nice that. I like that.
The ginger father, ugh. Honestly.
If he wants me to be, I will be.
Right. I am dying for some food.
Just order some.
Yeah, but what do you order on Christmas?
Er, what do you order on Christmas?
That's a great question.
Chinese ain't gonna be open.
Might be.
Could be.
I'm not even joking.
Oh mate, I had that fucking Smashburger yesterday, right?
Yeah.
I've only got to walk up at 7 o'clock this morning and spew it all up.
Oh, that's pretty nice.
For me, the kebabs are open.
Mate.
No!
That place is open!
McDonald's is apparently 24 hours!
So why is it...
Hang on a minute!
Daky Javis is ringing meh!
Name me a big scammer quick!
Who's a big scammer?
I dunno...
Who's...
Er... big scammer?
Er...
Oh!
Who?
Hello!
You okay Logan Paul?
Hello!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas you two!
I'm up for you!
Why?
Chatterthome you've scammed him!
I've thought I'm getting really sick of these allegations.
Which ones?
Can you...
Well, I'm just glad it's not the JT files that I've been leaked.
No, I'm Christmas.
Can you check your watch?
Can I watch, sorry?
Can you check your watch? Your Apple Watch?
I'm not gonna... I'll go next to me. Why?
Can you check it?
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
Do you see me?
Do I see you?
Yeah, check your watch. Are you looking at your watch?
Yes, I'm looking at my watch.
I've invited you.
What do you mean you've invited me?
I've invited you.
Invited me to wear?
Walkie-talkie.
What are you going on about?
I've invited you four times, I keep spamming it, you know, answering it.
You can't, we can't do walkie-talkie, we have to be in a certain amount of distance.
No, no, I've invited you.
You might go...
You invite me.
You're on the phone to me, I don't need to go on a walkie-talkie.
No, invite me, trust me, just invite me.
Walkie-talkie, now it's available, try inviting me again.
I've invited you.
Have you had a drink because you off your head it nothing's come through
How do I invite you?
What do you mean add I want to add to you the big plus the big plus and I'm
Oh, I'm gonna invitations I've accepted it
You've not I'm trying to reconnect
Have you got an Apple watch for Christmas by any chance?
Well, we'll have to wait and see, won't we?
Well, I just hope you're going to use it for what they use for, Jake.
Have you invited me?
I'm trying to reconnect.
Who's that laughing, laughing on Christmas?
What you doing here then?
Is it, is it LA?
Yeah it is, yeah.
Yeah, is she okay LA?
No, no ignore her.
Invite me to walkie-talkie.
Invite me to walkie-talkie.
I'll invite you to walkie-talkie.
No problem LA.
Right.
I can hear you talking.
I didn't know I'd hear you was open on Christmas.
I've got no fucking idea.
Is it 24 hour now, is it?
Yeah.
Just one second more, I'm trying to walk you talkie.
Oh, alright Kirstie, dirty Kirstie, okay love.
She's in a minute.
You're having a minute.
Oh, mate, she's having a minute.
It's here, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
It's time to get you everything you want.
It's a walkie talkie, do you know what I mean?
Hello?
Hello?
It's here, Merry Christmas.
Are you alright?
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas Kirsty, you okay love?
Yeah, have you had a good day?
I've had a splendid day, did you get everything you wanted off Santa?
I've had I did, did you?
Yeah, I did indeed, thank you very much.
Have you had your Santa bringing these days?
Ahhhh, I've got a Spider-Man suit, a pencil case.
I've invited you to walk and talk, can you?
I'm trying, I'm trying to call.
I'm getting quite frustrated here.
Sexually?
No, no.
I'm trying to walkie-talkie.
I invited you ten times.
Yeah, we're friends.
I keep clicking reconnect so it's not working.
Jakey, can I ask you?
Yeah.
I don't want to come walkie-talkie with you.
No, come on.
One more time.
I don't want to.
Go outside.
I'll save the connections better.
It's a connection.
Right past beer.
And it why is he belly me just giving me the fucking walkie-talkie this walkie-talk? I like you go to walk
But you actually go to walk
Yeah, and so you know I mean I don't know I mean that's there
That's a nurse that cares for your health and she she wants you to get to 30 and at this rate you ain't gonna be
Well that's just fucking shocking it you've always got your dogs out
Right, I'll try walkie-talkie again if it doesn't work. I'm not doing it
One stream in yeah, try to get me to walkie-talkie connection failed
We have
No, he said mate
What's this PS5? Give him what you're doing.
What's this what?
Just bang, phone down, fuck off.
Think that's him dealt with.
James, did you see what he did yesterday?
Who did he kill?
Yeah, he was running a giveaway with one entrance for 200 subs to get to the point.
I believe that, I believe that until he said he was running.
running
right so you're on fortnight chas
fucking up for it now i am
fucking up for it
i am hungry i'm gonna want my christmas dinner up here hang on
i want you all answering for it
you can't answer anything
give me a minute chat
Go on arm! Five out of five gifted arm!
Legend! Thank you very much, lad!
I appreciate that a lot, but a five out of five gifted is what they did to me.
Yeah, apparently you took 200 gifted worth of Subchecker.
And thank you, Max, you're the 14, mate!
Right, let me go and fuck him.
Get me dinner in the microwave.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I think he's already dead.
I don't think David Goggins is, man.
I think he is, man.
Oh, no, he's not.
Oh my God, that was both.
Different person.
Don't trust me, you are fat, son.
What the fuck?
Was that your dad, or was it?
Definitely wasn't yours.
Right, chat, what we need to...
Is there a ways of ending machine in there, chat?
Oh
There is
Are you coming to fortnight yard, baby
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, motherfucker
You're gonna be shooting my ass right now, man. He's shooting my ass right now dude
It's a bit weird of Chazer today making fun of you and no dad.
I remember my first time in the stream.
Now the best ones when I took the piss out of your um, you know when you went in the jungle
and you went in the water it was like, ah it's not nice to spring because someone else
is white because I made a fat joke about you.
You had all the mums going, ah, can't be saying that.
And they're right.
Um, if they would have seen what you said about me.
I haven't ever said anything about you that weren't factual.
What the fuck?
I'm rolling in.
Mmm.
I got a present.
I love this one.
It's true.
Merry Christmas.
festive bat. I'll use it why not.
That is it. I'll come out of this door.
Oh no way speed is going to skip.
Speed cam, that's it.
Super speed.
That's unreal that I need to get your own skin in the game.
I've got my- oh. You haven't got mine, have you?
What's yours?
My skin.
No, I don't think so.
How do you feel that I've got a mark on skinning you, don't it?
Oh, to be honest...
How's that make you feel?
Holy cow. I know for the fact that you've not got one so you're clearly making it all.
Er, I fucking do. Let me invite you.
I've got a gingerbread skin.
Go on then.
Just technically, I've got one.
Alright, I will.
to
go on then
ha
what
i just can't believe they've made it life-size
what what
i just got things i've got a fucking icon skin i give it you fair enough mate you do fair enough i was wrong
oh this gammon is fucking lovely
Oh, do you know what, do you know what? I'm gonna say it and it's probably gonna go down really unpopular.
Oh, fucking hell, it gives you a fuck.
Turkey's just shit.
No.
It's the...it's turkey shit, I'll say it.
Chicken's better than turkey.
Shit, I know it's tradition.
Chicken is better than turkey, but...
Turkey likes shit.
It's just dry, beef's better, lamb's better.
It's dry, because you're mumbling and fucking, fuck it out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not, because you can do that, no you can do that,
right, but it is still dry, it's still dry.
Listen, if you can't cook, can't cook.
Nothing under it.
It's moist for an hour and then it goes off the boil.
I've read it up by the way, I'll say it, the speed skin's just not good, do you not think?
I mean I won't be buying it but I think it's fucking spot on, I think it looks exactly
like it.
I know that, but like what he's wearing.
Mm, yeah.
And the emote's not all that evil.
What's the emote?
Like him running like he's on sugar crush.
I want a sugar crush, I need some fucking cash.
Remember that song, maybe I should take a dance.
I can't believe Jakey scans me like this.
Oh, I can.
To be honest, I actually can. Anyone who has a job, you all watch the fucking secret
centre. How bad is that?
How fucked is that?
Tays and Jakey are properly out of order in that video.
Agree.
Not one fucking good gift.
and then get me fuck off for Christmas only promoted H in the jungle and fucking spat
on me.
And then on Christmas, said Jarenke got a dad as well.
Makes me sick.
It's been one of your fucking pals that.
Might be one of my mate as well.
Do you know what as well?
I've got another thing with face.
I spent £1.7 grand on my car.
I guess what, I paid his tax bill which was 1.4k
I've messaged him three times about it, it aired me every time
You paid his tax bill?
I had to pay the council tax on our flax ad at New Pager
Well that ain't his tax bill is it? It's your tax bill together?
No, it's our tax bill, our tax bill was 2.8
1.4 in his name, 1.4 in my name
And we had, we had, I think it was four hours to pay it and it was 3am
So I paid it so we didn't get fined, basically
Well just fucking set up a direct debit so then it comes out of his bank everyone.
That's what we're gonna do.
But yeah, our bad tax is ignoring me twice.
It's not like I've licked him, I've had to pay him back.
Ask me if I'm shocked.
No.
I can't be paying someone else his cancel tax.
You both have paid each other.
Nah, but I haven't been recently.
I've actually sorted myself out.
I thought I went and locked in, I played all my shit and I've been good to everyone since.
You didn't treat me before you went and locked in, I had to pay myself.
That's my trick.
You need a lie and free your teeth. You've had too many drinks tonight.
Locking on.
I've got a TV licence coming to my house, I'm under investigation.
Yeah, I had that come through as well.
Fucking fuck off, will ya?
Under investigation. For what? Watching traitors? Fuck off will ya?
And then she rocks up at yours, just go fuck off. Why don't watch tell ya I'm fucking on it?
You should say.
I fucking will.
I can chat in pure shit out of these ass, Tom.
You're under investigation and all that shit? Fuck off.
Can you investigate this dickhead? Fucking turn around and get the ass out.
fucking wrong good
imagine honestly imagine that thing to do that
turn up to people's house because they've not paid the fucking TV license
if you've not got anything better to do with your day
go on Hayley thank you very much love
appreciate a five love this kills for you
do they know it's Christmas
I
Easy real yeah
Streams diapers
I mean why am I paying it
What have you actually got our
Go to the BBC does it? Fucking got enough of it.
What do you have to watch on TV for that to even, like...
Cos I only have Netflix on mine, I don't even have Channel 4 and all that, so do I have to pay it?
I haven't got a fucking clue.
Finally back up at your fucking flat.
Apparently Netflix counts. How does that count?
That's only for watching live TV.
Only live TV, apparently.
Netflix doesn't count because they're separate subscription.
We're all good, then.
Come on.
There you go guys.
Tell your dad ain't the only one out of the pen for Christmas.
Come on.
Got two planes in the sky here.
One of them's really weak in there by the way.
Both of them aren't too nice.
I'm a clown, bear me.
Do they know it's Chasmus time at all?
Go on Hayden, give it a 30 mate, thank you bro.
Thank you Hayden mate.
Oh by the way, um, I need to message you Bono.
Feel free mate, you've got my number.
Is it important?
Sooo.
Be sure.
Got a green tachy, if you want it. Check that out, Wast.
Blight coming back.
Now...
He's alive.
He's alive.
He's alive.
He's alive out.
He's alive out.
He's alive at the back.
He's pushing me out.
Bro, I think I'm a shotgun out and I hit both shots. I actually want to cry.
Ah, fuck off.
I shouldn't have pushed him, Chas.
Mate.
Me, man.
Something that thumbs up from the title, man. It's just a fucking trough.
I'll fucking spike another bet
Play a go
Chewing at him now.
Oh he's chewing at them.
Burning pure, not a run that.
I'm sorry one minute you and to the 22 he would it to the 13 record to understand Zara to the 17 Hayden to the
33 and to the two Lyndon. Thank you as well my legend
Receive your federal 1000 bits love your legend. Thank you very much. We see cut
Merry Christmas to you too. Thank you love. I appreciate that. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you, man. Robbie! Robbie, Robbie, Robbie, Robbie,
I'm alone!
Five out of five gifted, Robert!
Right, Chas.
He's daffined.
Got Gammon in my teeth.
Fuck it, Ladylinks.
Just ask him what's up, Liam.
Yo.
Yo, yo mate.
Oh sorry mate. Was that for the whole time?
Oh you've gone the wrong way, you dept.
Where have you gone?
Lazy links. I'll meet you there, you are good.
Oh no, we're going to start to contain-
HALIE!
Poverty 14!
Poverty 5!
Sorry, sorry HALIE, Poverty 4!
Poverty 5, love!
Legend, thank you, love!
Cause you got 14 in there, that's why.
Fucking busy here, mate.
Come underground if you can.
Come over here.
Thank you Haley, thank you for the 11's as well love, last 5 out of 4, why are we chat
going about phasecon as well, what's going on with the phasecon?
I think they're like in the middle of us, I think it's the needle battle I think.
We all see, everyone's leaving yeah but are they actually leaving or is it probably
the city's done?
You don't know what to fucking believe these days.
I
Fuck it. I'll join them
I think you'd be a good fit you could buy an old laser
what?
Now see you could be like Lisa
Actually, go on Haley further five love Robbie further five as well
Fucking legends. Thank you very much Robbie. Thank you very much Haley love. I appreciate that. Thank you
you. Legends, thank you very much.
I get it. I forgot it, bro.
What's he said?
That's because Lacey's used to be fat.
No.
Oh shit, I've got three people on there.
Come here, I'm here.
Need a shotgun.
three ars coming down now I love that real if you're united size
It's a mania.
I thought we probably won't.
Probably got to be realistic, wasn't it?
Uh-huh.
Dead.
Nice.
Good stuff.
Come on, Hughie, 3 out of 5, Grace, 3 out of 5 as well.
Fucking legends, hey, thank you so much, everyone.
Honestly, thank you.
Wait, people dropped in like...
These have been so fucking unreal today. Thank you so much everyone. Merry Christmas, man. Honestly, all jokes aside, I hope you had an amazing day.
Thank you, everyone.
Fucking love it. Thank you, man.
Go on back for me, you man. I can't.
Oh, can't wait for tomorrow.
Are you going?
Fucking going.
Am I going, though?
Oh
Course I'm fucking going oh
Gold scar
What's on speaker eight o'clock later on
Nip on during the day
What go old Trafford watch new castle get fucking battered
Then watch him actually beat us watch him take a fucking shitty little photo in the changing rooms is only one united
And then we'll fucking crack on you are playing on me though
There's people you're all my god, that's a perfect night. Oh my god not one of not one
And they were once jumped off. Yeah, they're off the plane now
Shots for me there though go on bowing. Is that job bowing though? You're mad at father-to-ten gifted bowing mate
I pretty appreciate you lads
Thank you bowing mate
Thank you bowing man
Dead hey bowing your goal. Thank you, bro. What was that? Sorry?
I'm keeping the sculpt I fucking decent
hey thank you don't bow in legend thank you bro yeah James go on tell us what's
actually happened and it was actually happened
Bowen's on fire is he still with Danny Dyer yeah he's married wow love that
4 king buzzing for the lad.
Top bloke.
Hmm
Fuck I missed you
You getting in?
Any TFF tonight? Er, not for me.
Aw, he's a fucking shitbagging.
It's not right, I swear to the fact I did a case that the other day.
Aw, I need to sell that Roykeen by the way.
You need to let me know what you want to do.
Need to sell Roykeen?
Like we don't have a little gentleman's agreement?
Yeah, but I've been offered straight cash for it, my brother, that and... cards.
Is that what we're doing?
What do you mean?
If we could do that...
Is that what we're doing?
Which means that's what we do so if we get offered straight cash for cards now
We're just taking it rather than help it. I may help
Open the matter. You literally fucking held me ransom
I wanted that ombre and you tried to make me pay for that for I went a lot
No, I didn't we trade it we offered to trade now we did for the weather afterwards not when I had nothing
You didn't want that. Well, there you go. Nothing that I didn't want so why the fuck what I want anything
I just said hold it till you get some cards
Hmm
See is what have you got that can touch me so I love rookie. No you don't
My dude
You chat shit
If I got an unbelievable ornery, which like the similar to when I did get armory you had your name on it
I just wait if you to get a card I wanted
Obviously, I'm not saying Roy Keane for on Reno because there's a big difference in value
And that's what we do end up working it off. Well, for example
I don't need you, Wazza. I told you I don't need you, Wazza.
No, no, you said we'd do it because I don't need you being part of the Kino.
Why not?
Because I've been offered a lot for Kino.
But I don't need you, was I?
Depends. I don't even know what you've got that I'd want to.
Because the one-yeary burcam and Omri don't even get close to how much the cage is worth.
It's about a fifth of what it's worth.
One-year is 700.
Yep.
Two-year Omri's about 900.
Yep.
And the day's burcam's how much?
Well, eight.
Eight grand?
Eight hundred.
Fucking, do you know who that is?
No, he's not. A bit more than that, surely.
You can have a look, but even then, I've been offered...
I've been offered 9.5 cash.
Chas, Chas, Chas.
That keynote's going one place and one place only.
How I get it, you just let me know.
But there's obviously a gentleman's agreement between us two.
That he's asked to play some sort of part.
Yeah, it does and I'll have a think about it over the next period.
Just don't be selling it to no one else because I will be having it.
Oh, I'll do you mate's rates, 9.4.
No, no, actually I'll make sure to give it to you for 9.
That's fair, 500 quid off.
That is proper fair, that.
But it's not, though, is it?
Yeah, it is I give Jakey at least I
Did Jake it a grand off? No, I give Jakey 800 off a laptop
You can give me a minimum or one or off a fucking card, but I'm gonna keep hold of you mate
You know, I'm not on a surface financial game
No, I'm saying yeah, but it's all about knowing your target market if we're gonna if it I should probably charge you more
Knocked him nice. Are you going? I don't know how you
Oh
He's fucked it's a bit of it. Yeah, so yeah, he's gone. He's gone. He's gone
Well, he's making you finished him. He's going in the middle. He's going in the middle. Yeah, he has
Should be what sorry
Hey, you gotta know your target audience fuck off. I'll give you my email
Hang on a minute. Are you talking about I've not got anything for yet
It's at least you know, it's worth okay minimum. Oh my god
It's not it's not in this guy you fuck would you mean not anymore like your mouth gone down in fucking value
There's one on eBay that's been up to 625 and it's not so amazing
Get shot and get in turn I'm getting done in on 90s paint not one. Yeah, it's no ball. Yeah, it's no ball
He's my god after me. I'm mad enough
Listen, we'll have a sit down and chat about it, but I will have that genome, won't you?
Oh, I'm fucking dead here.
I'll say it.
I know about a game in Fortnite at the minute.
Oh, my God, bro.
Come on.
I'm so weak, lad, you got bandages.
Yeah, where are you?
I'm here, Bansal.
Can I have Keenor or not?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Thank you.
Ha ha!
That Keen's on eBay so, wouldn't that be 9.4?
Well that's a thing that they aim, mate, it's a one-on-one.
9.4!
Ha ha ha ha!
Can't leave.
Alright, we're fucking dead.
No, we're not.
What? Oh my god. In front of us here.
There's a rift in the bottom of the house as well.
Briding with food in a brass.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Go on Steven, Gerard, you mad cunt.
To be fair, it's a timeless piece as well. I could fucking hold it.
Oh mate, there'll be a deck.
That's the bad from the 99 fucking shit as well
The 99
Yeah
Bro, I'm literally one shot, it's not looking good, we need to go to that thing
There's got more bandages for you there when we get him
There you go, someone's shooting that down
I take this
Yeah, I bang them up
I can't afraid of bush, I've got a spare one
Nice sub
I thought I got left
I know I thought we were mates as well
Oh!
Easy mate, you support
Nice
We dead
What the fuck is going to be out?
I got minstress
Nice sub
It'll be out on new years, new years, we didn't have enough time for the editors
Obviously I got to go and cut myself, chap
Nah, I wouldn't put it on eBay, some Godia in me, some United collector
I've got the Holy Grail and it's all that matters.
Yeah your mouth's gone down because he's um I think I'm going to sell my other one as
well you never want to pull because he's just signed another contract for another $40,000
I'll say mental what was it Stuart like he's
Christy's a
We've been shot I think
Yeah
I'm just gonna firm a sniper bullet and try and snipe someone close to 130 out for you
Where is it?
Actually don't know just fucking getting down
Go on Jack, four out of five gifted mate, fucking legend, I'm missing his adverts, there you
go.
Tell you right, four out of five as well.
I'm trying to judge.
Thank you very much, I appreciate that.
Fuck, I missed, I'm a really weak fuck.
Thank you, thank you very much Jack, where?
Oh.
One of four.
Nice.
Push down.
I see if any of this is yours.
It's in health.
Banages.
Pushing it more loot there as well.
Well, don't quit your day job.
Well, it's Christmas Eve in it.
We're going to lose some health,
but we're back to normal.
Hey, look at that.
I appreciate that.
Hey, look at that.
Thank you. Love
Thank you. Love. Honestly. Thank you
I'll run the zone here
Push this way people want this house up here. Is there anything down there? I've got a minute
Is there not people in them builds beyond her
No, I'm not that hurt also
I
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I
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Hey, Jaws, thank you very much mate.
Hey, right, thank you very much for the five, bro.
I appreciate that, right?
Thank you very much, man.
Thank you.
Thank you, mate.
We should go left there, Gents.
Follow me.
Follow the leader, leader, leader,
follow the leader.
There you go.
Go on, say, for the five, man.
Thank you.
Happy Jedmus.
Fuck off Jed, Jed would have fucking set up his birthday, Merry Christmas.
Fuck you now.
Nice you.
Let me have a look here, I think Jed would have fucking wished me Merry Christmas sir.
Ah, go on Jed, go on.
Excuse me.
Honest, honest, honest!
I'm rifted.
Go on, go on.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, he'd opened the present as well then.
Yeah, get on the mountain and then we'll just fucking move down. Yeah, get on here with your move down
Those are the high ground for now
Just
Push down this way I reckon yeah people in front of us on the left there just be careful wait wait
So they'd like just try and beam the fuck out of them
3 2
3 2
I'm gonna see him
33 white, yeah he's weak he's weak he's weak
2 of them 2 of them
Oh my god the both of them were in the week
Oh the both of them both of them
I don't know how, how the fuck
I just got sniped in the back
I don't understand how the fuck they survived that
I just got sniped in the back when me pushed for fuck's sake
Fucking shit this
Let me see what fucking the goal goes, fab tweet, fab tweet, but you're not gonna be
fucking any bit relevant.
Kobe will be the future of Manchester United, he just needs to wait for his chance and everything
can change in football in two days.
We are not getting someone, it's hard to let him be short of something that can happen here.
Fair enough, at least he said it.
Excuse me, think we'll lose to Mos-
Honestly, aww!
I don't honestly have the potential to think so what is this here I do I do I do I think
a new castle should probably be favorite.
Fuck you know it's 20 plus 11 already 20 past 11 already though oh you know what time
it is.
Ah, I know what time it is.
SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHIT NO!
Time for a shot.
See ya, fast time.
Are you getting anything in here?
I can't.
I'll wait till I get paid.
Oh, fuck it off.
I can wait till he gets paid.
It's couldn't look at price tags anymore.
He's a prick.
fuck off adini up he's not
you ready guys
I'll try that again. What are the other big games this week? What are the other big games?
Awesome, Brighton.
Man, is that a big game? That's not a big game.
We'll see you got, see you got forest away, I think.
Chelsea Villa, oh, that'll be big.
That'll be big, man.
Do you know what the worst thing is, right?
We should have beat Villa.
We'll lose to Newcastle, and then Chelsea will beat Villa, right?
And then, over there, three points we could have added on it.
It's so infuriating.
It's actually just pure anign, isn't it?
I mean...
Well said, stone maker.
fucking musta done Micah
used to be good in a few years
nah i jailed him i feel like
i said i've had a little fucking drink and all that stuff
i'm being 100% honest
if we stick with Rebun
we'll be fine
in a few years
in a few years we'll be fine
it's just we're over the club we're gonna fucking back him on
back him or not and at the minute in time I can't really say they're not so I
like what I see
all leads out mate I'm fucking can't wait to be fucking battle leads when you
plan January sometime I've been warned from the health and safety
why gets Alan road you don't go you don't go away anyway I want nothing
easily times but obviously if we are winning they're gonna be happy
shitting it now giving it to Leeds all the time all we don't want their fans
now no the fucking shit team shit fucking out a few inch the DMs he's
fucking bottled it. Now the team's still shit, I will always say that.
Oh, but they're fans, aren't they? No mate, some of the fans just talk fucking
shit as well. What was that fan I had the other day calling me a fucking fat cunt, a
message them back and put what the fuck's your problem, and he put, oh my god, can't
leave you applied. And then he wished me a fucking, I saw it when I got out of
fucking out of the jungle. Congratulations fucking blocking dickhead.
So that's our cockat, see you in a bit. Fuck off.
Jazzy, you dead?
I can't stand, I can't last breath.
Jazzy, you dead?
I'm fully aware mate.
Oh fuck.
Probably on Instagram Jack, it's easier.
Two in the house
Two in the house. There's about 500 in there, mate, to be honest. Nah, it won't be
Fucking turd-a-cock-a turd-a-cock fucking sinabit mate
Come by, I'm a Lord.
Come by, I'm a Lord.
Come by, I'm a Lord.
Give me your ear in my hand.
Give me burning.
Give me your ear in my hand.
I say, give me your ear in my hand.
And I'm keep me burnin'
Playin' football the united way
Red Army! Red Army! Red Army!
No, we're not doing shots.
Wait.
Getting pushed, you're getting pushed.
Who's getting pushed?
Us.
We fuck.
Who the fuck can push me?
I can't do shots every death is so ass
There we go, lacy left face and that is a definition of fucking gullible
One's dead.
That's good, the other.
Nice.
They were real when they were fucking shit.
Yeah, they were shit.
Do it off camera.
I'm not me.
I'll have a shot when I fancy a shot.
I don't need to shot every five minutes.
I'm fucking...
You don't need another one.
Yeah, I'm trying to...
Drink responsibly, is the saying.
Thank you.
exactly I don't take a piss out of me go on
Libby Pui Libby Pui with a tier 3 fucking
go on Libby my cunt and the 500 bits go on
Libby Pui Libby Pui Libby Pui Libby Pui Libby Pui Libby Pui I see
Libby Pui Libby Pui Libby Pui Libby Pui
Hey thank you very much mate I appreciate that
I got Lurit, your legend, thank you bro, thank you mate.
That's all.
I read the article, what you're, oh, I don't know what you're on about DJ bro, it's been
a few recent mates that you kind of lost me about.
For Jinstein Files.
Let's not start that because it's a bit worth.
For Jake that's calm, I'm all right, thanks.
Do they have to go, then the managers have to go to the final?
No.
I ain't fucking going if I'm not there.
Oh no, I'm not saying you.
Oh actually, I might support Simon.
Mate, it's my best mate's size now, I've got him in there, aren't I?
Oh, do you know what I'm fucking gutted? I'm not gonna that we might not make it to top four
Oh, there's not might like it's fucking wraps. No, it's not
We need a miracle. Yeah, we need a miracle but miracles can happen happen trust us before
So what do you need to get to the farm?
A miracle I we need every other team to fucking losing us somewhere
what every game yeah it's actually how many times left to but you know I know
else I'm gonna be going as well because the final I've a guess where the final
is Manchester nope the O2 nope the copper box yeah I'm fucking good also the
The final's not even at year two this year.
No, it's at the copper box.
I'm sorry, I'm gutted.
Would've loved to play there.
That's a bit of fucking pants, that, innit?
I think it's sick to be honest, I can't lie.
I think it's sick to have the final where we just played the last eleven weeks.
I don't know.
Do you not?
I don't know, you're backing that now.
right let's go push up to the tomato temple
oh my he did just sorry mate this I need to change from one of us around on this out
it's not that you just don't give a fuck Mike he's not ass mate he's adjasmus now
he can't give a fuck whatever he's done mate he's not ass that's the way he's
always fucking yeah it's me made over
Shocking you've changed that are you ginger yes Louie Pooey your mother
are you blind or something mate for the 500 bits mate I pretty appreciate that
mate thank you very much mate I appreciate it a lot thank you Libby
bro. Well, that's it. Biggie in it. That's it, mate. It's not the real one, by the way.
I don't know. I'd like it with me. Yeah. I still need to watch the documentary. I still
need to find out everything, all the involvement. Yeah. I don't get it because when I watched
a bit of the first episode, it was almost as if he chose to do that himself. So why
Why would he choose to admit he had huge involvement in it?
What do you mean?
So you're telling me, right, from that documentary?
That you tell he had massive involvement in two packs and Biggie's death?
Based off the documentary, yeah.
But why would he put that in the documentary?
He didn't make the fucking documentary, did he?
Well, he must have, because if you watched a bit of the first one,
it's not like you can't fucking see a camera.
No, but that was someone inside on his team.
They thought they were filming for another...
He thought he was filming for his own documentary when he weren't.
50 cent made it.
Yeah.
Fuck off.
What, and what did he didn't know?
Yeah, he's made about 50 cent.
50 cent paid them for it.
That is mental.
Oh, he's in jail.
Does he not know the documentary's out?
Oh, 50 bought the footage.
But that was fucking some, Bill.
I'll pay, Jim, just people fighting.
Hang on a minute, I need to nip in there.
Ah, Jake, you grew up, mate.
I think Jake, he's pissed, I think.
Do you reckon?
Oh
Fucking hell
Now you won't know obviously but did you have to be on some sort of fucking
What the fuck?
I'm out of protection, they'll be getting his head kicked in every day.
Where have I just been snipped from?
Go on Louis, thank you for the 500 bits.
Fuck off, he's that Louis Puerh.
Is it Louis Puerh?
Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Is it Louis Puerh? Yeah, Louis Puerh.
Fucking go him. I've been struck by someone else, that's just fucking me off. Yeah, he's
pushing me. Getting his eye, getting his eye. Because there's a big fight in front
at the minute mate, I'm getting fucking bummed.
Yeah, he's on you.
Colin Ambulance, Colin Ambulance!
Box up, box up!
We're not for me!
You can get dickheads in a bit.
Told you don't fuck with me.
Reboot him.
Yeah, I'll push him.
Are you going after all the money's in the sky?
42 white thinking he makes it a trick out. I have just been shit on by Asian. I don't
I don't know what I've said last name.
What the fuck?
That's mental.
I don't know how you just killed me, but I'll see ya.
Because we're fucking shit.
Speak to yourself, mate.
Bino! Bino! Bino!
Live on stream, okay mate?
I hope you're having a merry Christmas, I'm bringing you some friends and your PR manager. Last statement you just said there is crazy.
So what you want to do is, tonight, tonight, tonight, you cannot be saying that. You need to apologise probably right now.
No, don't apologise, I said I'll make it worse. Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight.
What if I said?
You said about the person just told you they're Asian and he said you don't go on the production
last night.
Yeah I couldn't pronounce his last name.
Judge!
Mate I fuck you you should have pronounced him my name half the time.
Morgan Brooch Wussle.
Exactly.
That's probably clear as day.
Just deny, deny, deny, just pretend it doesn't really work pretend are you muted?
No.
Oh fuck
Pardon I just didn't know I didn't know
I just moved on anyway, just fucking moved on
Well I think you made this a bit bigger than it was Beano
Well I'm just gonna help you out if you don't mind
Anyway, I'll leave all the rest at the ASK
I just wondered, you must be 52 months old to give you that right?
52 months?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I fucking love you
Right
They won't they
They won't
Fifty-two wow unbelievable evolution 2016 private mush for the five ginger cad with a 10
Legends, thank you very much everyone. Sorry I missed them. Thank you man legends. Honestly. Thank you so much everyone
Absolutely incredible. What do you say?
Are you new in the front of you know
No, I won't run too late mate. I'm gonna try and get up earlier tomorrow so I can go on
I hear that. So just let me know when to go on off. I'll fucking that bomb for an hour.
Get a wee truck up, and fucking we're all having a great Christmas.
Perfect mate, no problem at all.
Night. Merry Christmas, Josh.
Merry Christmas, mate.
And God bless.
No, fucking God bless you, mate, because I love you, Bruno.
I love you too, mate. Have a great Christmas.
You too, mate.
Bye bye, kick. Bye bye.
Bye bye.
I love not much warm.
Sorry, just Jack. Thank you, brother.
I don't know why these people are stream snipers on me.
Not another one.
How am I supposed to start?
Army Day.
It's an army game, sorry.
Mother Chester, thank you.
No ads, yeah, I've turned ads off now.
Today's Christmas chat.
Did you actually?
Did you fuck?
What have?
Play FIFA, bro.
I remember my first time waking up from a coma.
Basically mate, it's fucking dead now, apparently.
Hahahaha!
He must have been fucking asleep for a couple of weeks.
That time of that was Christmas.
HAH! You fucking tight-basted.
Got Christmas money to get something, that.
AHHHHHH! You've not got Christmas money, have you, chap?
I hope not. I hope you're not giving it to fucking Chazza.
Greedy bastard.
Someone's coming out of the room.
Yeah, I'm going.
Yes, right through your car.
Army game.
Mate, I just killed two streams, like, I said, wow, you must be terrible.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
It's time to party and celebrate.
You told me Sniper.
I didn't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
and I need you miss you yeah it is it is a week this thing but it's because
it's Christmas relax relax
Go on the fight, gifted mate. Go on Cheservoy. Thank you very much mate. Go on the fight.
Ches, you didn't hide your screen. I did.
I am doing the raffle tonight, the winners will be announced on Instagram.
Have you got a gift winner as well like J.K. Davises?
You can enter with a gift, some of you won't. I'm joking, you can't.
the through channel points I made it completely free I'm not a fucking money grabbing scamming cunt
unlike some people I do some predictions as well like a yes or no and then I'll pay out on
I'm not sure if you can have a chance to be in...
FU-FU-FU-FOU!
Well, there's many people that came, eh?
Not in front! Why's it let me shoot?
Oh, because I fucking put my gun away.
Oh, why've you put your gun away?
It does if your PC can handle it.
nice I'll be fucking game dickheads wow you are incredible thank you look at me
fuckers are dying in a corner and I've bummed him bro yeah yeah you come on
from you mate can you that was a reboot yes I will get ruby on stream she's
away for Christmas please chill excuse me
Gwon ginger gal further five gifted love legend Gwon ginger gal thank you very
much love I appreciate that legend further five gifted honestly thank you
you'll go thank you ginger gal I'm getting sharp I'm sticking it rule
number one always stick it see chas and one shot off dying you got no shield left
I'm 41hp any elf in there?
Yeah, there's a chug.
Stay alive mate, stay alive.
I'm just chugging this chugging.
Chugging this chugging.
I can't see you at the minute.
I think he's probably stoned him on top of the elf, he can't lie.
I'll fucking go kill him on him, she's slayin' her.
Go on then I'll wait here for ya.
Made her open it up.
Hang on a minute.
Me and Moderator Leaves bought me something and I don't know what he's bought me, I gotta
go and get a code.
I'm down, it's alright, distracted him, he's open out.
He's finishing meh, better avenge meh, there you go, it's all part of the plan.
Hang on a minute, I'm gonna go and get this from you though.
And it all worked out.
And it all worked out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And I need you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
And I miss you.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
How's your day?
It's been fucking sick, mate.
It's been fucking sick, dude.
I'm so tired, Jack.
Fuck it up!
Ugh.
Can't wait to lay in bed.
Uh, here, char, I've actually got a TV and char, do you prefer this angle or shall I change it?
To the other way?
Yeah, I want my mon- I want my camera there.
Because this way it's hard for me to see chat.
Can you get me unbounded chat, ginger's chat, it's been two years, I have five gifted
mate, we can get some source.
I need you and I miss you
You're watching stranger things that one no mate. I've actually saved it. Oh, but I will be watching strange things
I've written no one fucking stood there the fucking door freezing fucking cold mate
He's sat there in his car on a fucking wank
Fucking let me know when he knocks on
fucking weirdo
Fucking stood there the door fucking freezing
No bed
he taking me for a fucking idiot I can see why they call you angri-gins they
call you racist do they? what I've heard. were you kind of wrong? very wrong. Will.
and now he's knocking like a rabbit on the floor what was my chat but it's
of WJs.
Racist Jinx 13.
Mate.
That's just the fucking tip of the iceberg with him.
that
Am I... Am I... Am I a fucking...
Am I...
Fat ginger.
That's not bad.
I don't... I don't get this. I don't get this.
So, first of all, the ladies come and give me stuff.
Second of all, Lee, thank you very much mate.
But you're a fucking idiot.
Could have already got it in me fridge downstairs.
So I've got double now, I have to drink, cheers mate, got me this around on my canal, thank you.
Right.
Second of all, why on earth, as a delivery driver, let a brother know she's on her way to mine? How does she know she was on her way to mine?
Why have I just had to record a fucking cameo at me front door?
Oh, so, did you make a pay-what-you-numbly-aid-my-charge?
I don't charge, I'm not a prick.
But with a great respect, I should be doing camo's at my front door.
Or for free, mate.
What a fucking second that just.
Ha ha ha ha!
Wait, just fucking...
Honestly, you're at my house, man, you're at my house, just...
Ah, fucking honestly.
Well, he can't move in with me, mate, it ties I never there.
Yeah, not wrong.
Oh, imagine if we had a little crew together, that'd be well good.
Reporter, I ain't a fucking nob.
I ain't gonna make someone fucking lose their job.
It's just not what I wanted to do on Christmas, innit?
Good job, I'm a nice guy, I fucking did it anyway.
I
Then the day chat that 10 fucking 1050 you can get you spiked at a
1015 seconds could make someone's day as long as they're happy I'm up there
Go on Wayne, thank you very much mate. I appreciate it
I'm gonna miss virgin sniping us. Okay Wayne your legend. Thank you very much for the fire, bro
what a sad bastard this guy is oh my god you're both coming down to get rid of
people are gliding on us as well
deadmines so weak i hit two for 170
yeah i'm there oh my god
alright i'm gonna go
i'm gonna come off there
alright i'm catching the bad guy
have a fucking good night mate
mate you have a fucking good night
I'll be on the day tomorrow, so if you cancel for a night.
Oh, I love that. I'd love nothing more than that.
Oh, you have a fucking great evening.
Have a great evening.
Yeah, mate.
Fuck you.
TFF dropped me a text.
I'm going on it now.
All right, I'll start discord, but I'll instruct you.
Ah, I'm going, you're mad at that.
Two!
Ah!
Hang on a minute!
Chat, maybe I can't back 69, I'll be the one.
Now thanks for the base grace, I appreciate it, man.
Thank you. No, he was, he was.
Can't believe it's just happened.
You're welcome on back rooms.
Hello there. You received a message from God.
Pieface, you need to lock in more on TFF. There's a case of Dynasty waiting for you
with your name on. Please accept.
I loved it, I got, um, yeah so, um, what happened was basically, um, I did my brains
on former one dynasty when you were winning the jungle, you missed that, I did three
cases so I hope you'll be proud, I opened three of last year's dynasty and I got fucking
shafted.
That's good, it's last year's, you need to open this year's.
I've bought it, I haven't, do you know what, right?
I've bought into this shit, and it's there, and I've not won one.
Yeah, but that's because you've not...
Yeah, man!
Standing in fucking boxes every time I fucking buy speed players,
he boosts my call!
It's because you've not been getting a case!
I can't... Bro, I can't honestly make it...
Honestly, if I buy it up now, and I can't...
Dude, I can't, I'll get shot.
Why? You can! You can!
Why? If you get a case, I'll get a case.
But you're gonna buy a case anyway.
I'm not, honestly I'm not, hand on out, I'm not.
If you get one, I'll get one.
James, I've fucked up.
Chazza, for the raid, mate.
James, I've watched you open about eight cases of...
No, no, no, that was, that was, no.
No, no, no.
No, that was me.
I was watching Litla.
Litla opened him.
All right, okay.
I'll build a CD, mate, I'll put it right,
as much as I would, and I'll consider it.
I'd love to do it, but it honestly is not worth my bollocks.
Oh, Pai. Pai, it's fucking Christmas.
How can you sit there with a Christmas jumper and not be in the Christmas spirit?
I am in the Christmas play again, and I made this really nice thing.
When you're in the fucking jungle, right, I only did a city fucking, buddy.
Bro!
I did three cases of fucking-
Mate, fucking what do you fucking do, F1?
What the fuck- what the fuck is this shit?
It's more expensive than fucking football!
Is it?
Do I know what was fucking worth?
And I fucking- I got fucking two life strolls,
and you don't know, in the same fucking case,
I have fucking two principles from Hath!
Fuck, can I- It's screaming for the change-up then, isn't it?
It's screaming for the football!
Honestly, do you know what it is?
Come on, Pie.
You're a pipe it's December. You know the ad revs good in December. Come on. Stop being shy
I've been told you should be appreciated in a land stroll because he's won two championships
I can't do considers I need absolutes because I if I'm gonna lock it I need you to lock in with me
Oh, Pie!
Yes, mate.
Come on.
I think it's enabling.
Cool. I've got halfs on a case.
No, because I...
If you're going in, you've got to go in, aren't you, Pie?
Come on, they're giving out one-on-ones for fun here.
I make...
Yeah, in every case, I'm not in.
They fucking pull out.
But, yeah, but Pie, you die tomorrow, right?
You die tomorrow.
That money's starting your account.
It ain't coming with you, mate.
It ain't what's that gonna do.
It's gonna do you fuck all, mate.
Take life as in the present, right?
Don't anticipate the future
because you don't know if you're gonna make it there.
Yeah.
It's very true.
It's very true.
And it's Christmas.
And it, no, do you know what?
Do you know what?
It is Christmas.
But as much as I think people will be angry with me, I need to say I've got to be...
Who's going to be angry with you?
Me, I'll be very angry.
Wow, well done, you've treated yourself for once.
Mate, you've had the same shit plummeted off behind you for the last two years, mate.
It's about time you changed it up, fucking spent your money.
Mate, look at this, right? The last time I did a fucking dynasty box, I got that.
I mean that is rude he, but that was a-
There you go, there you go, you go waiting for it!
I thought that was right, mate, I paid 2300 pounds for a Disney box
and got the 300 fucking quid, Kanabara Cafe!
And that's a loss of 2000 of the king's fucking pounds!
Well that's-
You weren't lacking in six minutes!
No, no, I don't.
There's no lowering-
There's no density fucking card!
Luca fucking Mugridge!
Luke Modric is a Ballon d'Or winner
No, you need to get a new dynasty there's women in it as well
There you go, there you go imagine getting a one-of-one Beth Mead
Fuck off no
There you go, Hedderberg, Hedderberg.
Yeah, I mean I'd be fucking loving life mate if I got that.
There you go, so come on.
For a 2022 performance I think they should have better in there.
Agreed, but at the end of the day, you've got to look at yourself, Pye,
and you've got to look at yourself and go,
do you know what? I need to lock in.
Yeah, and I told you, when you weren't fucking here...
Well it doesn't count then does it?
What because you were fucking eating kangaroo balls?
It don't count.
I'll say it doesn't count.
F1 doesn't count.
What do you mean F1 doesn't count?
Buying F1 dinos does not count.
You might as well fucking...
...spath it on a brass.
What like a trombone or a trumpet?
No as in a prostitute.
All right sorry yeah I just wanted to confirm that that's fair enough yeah but
think about that right you could buy a dynasty but mate the
you
you
you
you
you
They've got to be a Christmas discount
100%
Right there we go we paid our first one
This is even your last one as well I'm not doing anymore after this
I'm done with cards after this
I'm done. Oh my god, I just realized I said yeah because these hadn't come out
Declined again
Why
the next break one max for the five mate legend brother thank you very much
Which mate?
I'm not telling you whether it's on or not.
No chance.
TFF.
Search.
Anything like that are in the other office.
So if you like that I want to put in the notes.
I can do it with an X-ray and what?
I'll tell you what.
I am cocked.
I'm so tired.
What?
Like one of the...
Yeah, correct.
I don't get why.
Hello?
Yes, Chad.
You're okay.
Hello?
Yes, Chad, you okay?
Yes, mate, what you doing?
I'm trying to pay it.
What are you trying to do?
Pay me once from the other day.
What are you doing tonight?
I'm out of luck.
What have I lucked?
Of course.
My car just keeps declining.
It's because it's so much
Try and do it in separate payments. I've tried
I'll just I'll just fucking I'll send it
Yeah
My car CT scan the case is timing relax if I will buy a case now three times
Last night's case, but what do we get last night in the case? I don't remember we got what we get we got there you go
We got last night and has our one-on-one. Yeah has that one-on-one
Shachenko one-on-one other has I'm so nice on it
Yeah of course Jen, yeah no problem.
Hang on a minute.
Yeah no worries mate, just give me two sacks.
What else has he got I wonder?
Hey nice Merry Christmas!
Excuse me.
Yeah, yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
Right.
Honestly.
Cool, I think.
Nice, the last one.
Any hairs?
There's no hairs on this case, believe it or not,
compared to the essay when there were loads of hairs.
Right, sent it.
Let's not start that, actually.
There you go.
Let's not start that, chat.
What was the great audio I was wearing?
Me TikTok.
Drama hoodie, mate.
Yeah, let's not start that, chat, yeah.
Cheers.
Let's not start that.
Thank you, mate. Right. Are we ready? Come on, then.
Honestly, Chad, we got if we got one of one's all over this, we are.
The CT scanning things are going to go off.
Right. Cool.
With the deal we have as a proof of.
I ain't going to scan it. Right.
Best of luck, mate. Come on. Excuse me.
Come on.
They're all on that.
I'm on the page on to break.
This is my box.
Number 8 might have sold down.
CTF at... can we stop?
Oh, surprise spotless.
Forever blaming Kai. Right, come on.
Come on.
Yeah, we go.
Oh, the fuck!
Oh, we got it.
Undefined, I am undefined. Hello?
It's a Christmas lock chat.
It charges definitely.
Hi, shit.
Although it's you know what because of you pie. You know what quickly I had a message
Comments on something which literally what what did it say it? This is your fault as well. It said
It is sad that these melts are ruining the hobby. I'm avoiding TFF
Do you want to die?
It's your fault back
What melts
Honestly
What melt I think you might be including the melt way to be fair why you and pie both include the probably potentially
Yeah, it is absolutely terrible on it. That's terrible
Hi is the main cause out
Provide the cards what fucking fuck said that in the CT scanning soft gingies an absolute idiot. Honestly, right come on Jim
Let's go
Oh my god, Jynch.
Oh no!
Oh, Pie!
Just shut it, Pie.
Can we, can we ban Pie?
I can't be dealing with him.
Can we ban Pie?
For the love of everything.
Just ban Pie.
Just get him gone, Chet.
I'm not even, I'm not even listening to it.
Get him gone.
Oh dear.
Number one of one is it?
Let's go, mate.
Ah, right.
Are you ready?
What have won on the auto?
But who's this?
Who we saying that is? Who's that?
Who is that?
Who is that? I've got a feeling.
Who is it though?
I think that was a legend, there's some description isn't it?
I think it's down to which that?
Morienzes 4, so you are.
Are you ready? One of one and it is
a bit of sep mire on the one of one for buying Munich.
That's exactly it.
back to back and that is exactly why I did not get excited. Look at the size of that.
Who the f**king hell is that? Who the f**k? Who the f**k? Who the f**king hell is that?
It is set by airport still and it also happens with chas as well. Oh god.
box is like peeking at all chat if there's more than one of one one of one in there I'm honestly
you're never gonna see I was in a box is this free yeah you're talking about man
right we're ready here we go and see
come on you ready right come on give us another one of one go on on board right first one
I'm going Jan-Louisey Bufon.
Ooh, he's bald.
Gal P?
Zidane or R9?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
is it down or are nine? Oh, is
it down? One time. Come on.
Oh, we absolutely take that.
Fucking take that. Fucking
Gary Barlow, Jason, Owen and
Robert. Fucking take that.
Absolutely beautiful. Look at
Top class app.
Wow, wow, wow, hello.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Oh, 101, listen, you can't say anything, Jack.
We only have one 101.
It's normal in Dynasty to get a 101, so it's normal.
Don't mind that.
Oh, mate, that's set minus six.
I just looked at the comp first.
14 quid.
Another big boy there.
That's a six 101, Matt.
Dude, Cad.
Set minus 101.
James, you're wrong.
I've had too much.
I'm probably not the idea.
Last comp on the 101 Dynasty from set minus
It's blue that's a new is
Colour our Liverpool's new winger go on then
I'll go right in the Liverpool collection for ginger. You'll love that go on get barcola in the PC
I tell you what may honestly
say
the five
It's Warren there emory to five right eight signatures. He just draws an ass and puts a line through it
there emory three or five two for that yeah we bought being brought right I
actually don't know how he is even in the house to shift that over on our
nine next to set my eyes money back on that box and that's it the rest I've
lost on come on chat let's do it first I seen if it's there emory really it's
weird back there emory's in a lot of other stuff isn't it that's the
That's weird the first one you've seen
Believe Jack believe
In a quender, I've seen a quender somewhere on the lines. I can't remember where there was another golden getting bored there
fourth card of the case
Oh double patch to five
Five I don't know we've ever had
I would look my best.
And it is.
Oh!
Oh!
Yes!
Oh, my God!
Oh, what's happening?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Fuck you get a shot there!
Wooo!
On card! On card to 5, Lina El Mesa.
That's what 20 grand. 20 grand, Bobbi.
What?!
I'll be honest, we don't get another one.
The defending solstice is terrible on it.
No!
This has been absolutely terrible this year.
Absolutely terrible.
Wooo!
No one-on-one.
There's no way.
It's not looking good this.
Have I made me money back on the case off that?
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Alright, last box.
Last box.
You do it, little slag!
Last box.
No, I'll be...
Ah, and I'll be...
I'll be...
you
you
you
you
you
That could have been you and sometimes sometimes you have got to take a gamble and if there's
There's one person that knows about gambling, it's Pie Face 23.
No, it is, it is, but it's like, yeah okay, but you're not, I would say that you're not
making us, you might not make as much as you think, you've done well, I mean don't
get wrong, you've done well, but...
Well, Messy Alone is worth about $20,000.
Yeah, maybe, maybe.
R9 pays for himself.
Yeah, I would say R9 is a free, R9 is definitely a free box, that's for sure.
Yeah, I mean one of one set Myra is still pretty cool. So you might cover the box on that one
I mean you say I remember he's like there and the messy
Yeah, you might you might get that for it. You might I
Reckon in pounds. I think you gotta make five figures in pounds. No problem. I've made me worry about I've made profit. That's all I need that
Oh you're right, you're definitely out, you're definitely out.
Yeah, I'm definitely out.
I mean I argue that Massey would pay for the case, and then you'd consider that R9 is probably worth the box price.
Yeah, exactly.
I'd say you're definitely a few grand in the clear for sure.
So there we go, and pie face.
Do you know what, it hurts me.
It hurts me knowing that could have been you.
And I want it to be you.
So when are we getting your case in?
I've got that, I've seen what mate, I was absolutely loved to, but you've taken the good one now, you've lost it.
I've not.
Yeah, you have, mate.
Yeah, look, Luke the Nook's in my chat now, he's not a fucking shit, I'll still get a case in.
Well, I'm sorry about that, yeah, he's the current world champion of fucking darts, mate.
I mean, he fucking wipes his ass for fucking 25 notes.
I like all this big talk about all the fucking big talk and from the fucking ivory towers crew
Are you gonna force Chaz into buying another one?
Force Chaz to buy another one. I don't force anyone to buy another one. I advise them
Are you gonna advise Chaz to buy another one?
I would love nothing more than to Chaz to buy another one, but I don't think it looks in for Chaz
I know the looks in for you Pie
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you
Well, unfortunately, mate, I'm gonna have to be a wimp foal job and say no, and then cry when a one-on-one badge fact comes out.
When the fun stops, stop, and it's not fucking stopping anytime soon.
Look the fucking news!
Mate, when the fun stops by another case, and that I did, and I like to reiterate, that's what I fucking did.
I bought a case, got two like strolls in it, and went, you know what, I'm buying another fucking case.
I did buy another fucking case and got fucked again!
And I went, you know what? I'm gonna buy another four boxes and I did!
Ah, do you know what, mate?
If you're gonna try and bring the vibe down, we'll leave it.
I'm not! I'd love to see it!
No, it's alright. I'll ring Luke the new key. He's not a fucking shit, house.
He's got fucking... He's got Mensa Solovich tomorrow and I bet he fucking still gets the case in.
He's fucking on it, Luke.
He might be, but tell him, I'll tell you what, Meta's damage won't fucking miss that many doubles in the first, uh, the first, uh, set.
Yeah, and guess what? He ain't gonna be able to have a fucking shot at a double because Luke the Nuke's gonna fucking absolutely do him in.
Do you think so?
I fucking... Of course I think so.
I'll go 4 or 2. I'll go 4 or 2 to the Nuke.
4 or 2 to the Nuke? And do you know what, I'll go, I'll go fucking yellow card to Mensa for fucking time wasting.
Yeah, are you expecting, are you expecting some dirty tactics?
Of course it will be. If he's doing that versus Joe Cullen, fucking God out with the nuke.
We need to work out with a plan for Luke to do something to why he got that stuff.
Do you know what I think you should do?
A lot of water drinking, a lot of water drinking, a lot of drinking.
Yeah, this is the thing. Luke doesn't need to do that. He just needs to go there, throw his arrows.
Just be funny though, wouldn't it?
It would be. I just think Luke needs to pick up a water bottle and just fucking chuck it on him.
What? Just empty the bottle on him?
Yeah?
Take the warden.
Exactly.
Oh, pour it on his darts or his darts or what?
Right, yeah, I've got you.
Well, if you're doing more, I will be watching, so good luck if you do.
I mean, I wanted to buy the impeccable case as well, and I bottled that.
Oh, do you know what, Pye? I'm fucking, I'm sick of hearing.
Bottle this, bottle that, bottle that.
Fucking, next time I see you, mate, I'll fucking bottle you, you shit-house.
Yeah, mate. I deserve that, and I'll take it like a man.
Thank you.
Love you, mate.
Let me see you, mate.
Good luck, good luck, good luck.
Thank you, thank you. Let me ring a fucking real man.
I'm Gryzhyk and I'm sorry, what could you possibly want on Christmas? Well,
Well, no Christmas, it's Boxing Day, Mark.
Luke the Nuke!
First of all, I'd like to say a merry fucking Christmas to you.
It's about time, it's about time.
I've been really, I've been russed on my feet, mate.
Merry Christmas to you and the family and the friends.
Merry Christmas.
So, have you heard about the Boxing Day sale?
What could this be?
CFF is doing a boxing day sale on dynasty cases.
What sale could this possibly be?
Five dynasties for the price.
Five dynasties for what?
It's yours.
Five dynasties for the price of five.
Yeah.
You lost your head.
Are you getting a case in the nuke?
Have you sold all your pulled then?
What have you just pulled?
What have I just fucking pulled?
What a great question.
To five double patch auto on card,
lean or messer.
Lucky's not the best player of all time,
but he fucking makes me fucking money
back off the case, so that's fine.
I've got a to five R9,
right on my red.
Yeah.
I've got a to five,
from PSG
Who the fuck is that?
Point proven shit that one but I have to tell you
I got to one of one
Myla used to be a bi-immunic player
back in the fucking 70s I think
Oh, don't know him
No, and the last one
Do you know what it is about the last one?
Is that good? You sometimes don't even need to remember him
That was it, Gavi
Gavi to five which he actually probably the box back as well
No, not the case, but the box, yeah.
What's he doing? Is he shitting himself?
Well, this is the thing, he said if you get a casing,
he'll get a casing.
Has he actually said that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, we're good mates, so I'm not in a lie to you.
No, he's not said that.
But I think you should get a casing.
I got a case till tonight.
And you made profit.
No, I haven't. No, I haven't.
What do you mean you've not? You got bloody, aren't I?
bloody high nine no I've not made profit because I spoke to someone and I've not
been who did you get now
that one-on-one never fuck now that's that's a good couple of quid there yeah
I got two of five I nine two of five I nine that's with it yeah I got the one
on biscuits oh my god one of one bus gets it only one of them in the world
That's your public mate. That's un-pricable
Matea is that life of Matea's the German icon
505 share number as well
One out. Oh my god, he's UCL debut. By the way, do you know me wrote that on his UCL debut?
Yeah, it's ridiculous
the price is the prices is give you the price in
yeah
well for the free problem of Dan no I don't know dad well he just sells
everything does he know yeah he sells he sells cards does it down yeah and
what sort of qualifications
you
you
you
you
you
cases go on yes I'll tell you what I'll
tell you what faith why don't you get
one but he has to get it you for
Christmas that's what you wanted that
didn't you see faith what in a case of
dynasty
no yeah but this is the thing they're
that good the count is 10. It is Christmas, isn't it? It is Christmas! It is Christmas!
And you've got to treat yourself? Look, if you don't treat yourself, right, you'll
kick yourself tomorrow. And what's the point? What's the point in winning tournaments when
you're not going to treat yourself? Exactly! And with a great respect, Luke, I mean this
with a great respect. You get this casing now, play well tomorrow, you won't even
fill it mate. Do you know what I mean? So listen as long as you're fucking on it tomorrow mate you've got nothing to worry about.
Just get it.
Well said, well said Faith. Just get it.
How many cases have you got left?
Oh how many have you got here?
No just one, just one.
Oh hang on, hang on, oh do you want me to see that buy one get one free still on?
Buy one get one free.
Brian you highlights have a look at
He's got three or four cases left
Yeah
And you want me to get one? No, I don't listen you get what you want to get Luke. I'm letting you know he's got the cases
You're not getting another.
Oh mate!
Come on, you've got messy. You're up. You can afford another one.
Right, I'll tell you what. If you get one pie, get this one. I'll get one.
Now, now, I've just heard the phone call about Pie.
And, you know...
I don't know what he said towards the end, but he was like,
you know, he's the world champion of darts.
So...
Aw, mate. Chill. We got it. You won it. Chill.
If Pie face, Pie's won first, then I'm in.
Right, but you're gonna be in any way, aren't ya?
Yeah, if Pi gets in, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but if Pi doesn't get in, you're in, aren't ya? Let's be honest.
I just won't tell Pi.
I mean...
Alright, perfect. Right, I'll go and work with Magick on Pi now.
Yeah, bye bye.
Fucking well in there, Luke, and well into faith there,
the 97th minute score in that fucking winner.
Well in faith.
Right, in a bit.
In a bit, in a bit.
In a bit.
Yeah, fucking scruffy cunt.
Hello, mate.
It's not good.
Talk to me.
What's happened, show?
Oh
Me it's not good
It's not good at all
I've arrived just run Luke
Yeah, he said he'll get one if you get one
He isn't he isn't he said at the end of the phone call if pie gets in our game
And I said if pie gets in I'll get another one
I'm gonna watch you
You two do yours and I'll be buzzing fear
If you put another one of them in
No, no he said he said he'll only buy in if you get one
I'll get in the break, there's a dynasty break
I'll buy into that, no problem
Break here, break there
What's this? Advanced warfare with a fucking brick neck
Mate, get in
I've been strong and I know your chat hate me for it and I'm sorry.
My chat don't hate you they fucking love you Pie.
No, no, no you're a chat class and I appreciate it and I know people want me to punch and
I know what it is I feel bad I feel like I'm letting them down and I am and I'm sorry.
Do you know what, give me honest you are.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
Boring, boring Pie face.
Boring, boring Pie face.
Hey, do you know what they check back when they shop boring boring tables they say you can't afford a table
It's like dynasty. I can't afford I can't afford a Disney. I can't afford a Disney. You know me
That's what it is. Are we forgetting?
You used to show me your ad revenue before tWitch took it off
I'm back in the fucking day
What do you think I'm shitting in? I'm like I'm invested in it. That's gone
I had to invest it mate. Mate, Pie, your ad drive back in the day mate set you up for
a life. Yeah he did and that's why I invested it in smart things. What's smarter than a
dynasty? Am I the only one that's fucking with this? No I'm not, I've spent six figures
on guards in the last few years. Oh, you ought to get a 50 life mate. Hey, I'm going to
have a minute here. I'm on his website here, 24, 25, top of diner to UCC one box
random player. Is that the break? Yeah, that's the random player. But there's a break,
there's a, he's doing a break here of dynasty five box, and you can buy the players.
Oh my god, are you still available to buy?
No one really for others, man United, so he's got a few down there.
So, I'm not gonna buy Harry Kane, I'll buy him to the break.
I will buy Harry Kane, alright?
Well you ain't gonna buy Harry Kane.
Are you gonna buy him?
I've just got him using me tokens now, so fuck you.
I've got Harry Kane now.
Did you actually buy Harry Kane?
I have, yeah, just to prove a point.
I'll give you Harry Kane if you get a case.
enjoy it enjoy again you make me sick you make me sick you make me sick you make me sick
you make me sick that's that's vile mate no you're vile let me tell you that you're vile
But now I'm like, now the only fucking spot's that hard, and that's like five hundred...
So I'm going to minute here, someone's paid one thousand four hundred pounds to gamble
if he gets a Yamao.
Um, yeah.
What fucking lunatic has got a VAC to throw about?
Well you, I mean you spent that and you got your mouth to five and it's worth
about thirty on grand.
Yeah, but I didn't specifically, I knew I was guaranteeing a card, he's not guaranteeing it.
But it's because though, it's because he's got cards numbered to 99, you see.
So your odds technically are massively improved on getting a new bow.
So it is a stupid gamble, but value over multiple cases, it actually weirdly is
good price, if that makes sense, because he has more.
Because everyone else is numbered to 10, so.
right okay i'm with you yeah i might get in i might i might hunt harland but that's very
hard i didn't really get out of kane by the way oh someone bought him now he has gone
oh yeah don't worry i didn't get him oh and kane and sun and for topman are gone as well so you
joke him i'm gonna i'll have a little look and i might i'll buy some oh how much do you want me
from ballers yeah that didn't go well yeah well yeah
almost all showing some dollars now part for me pod F1 grass to me up your
what about your fucking podcast is fucking shit is really turn fucking
balance while no one listens fucking grass sorry that's all right
How much is right now then 500 gifted was it?
Well might as well get some of it back now then I'd like 200 gifted please pike
Sorry
200 gifted!
Pi, you gifted 500 subs without my even knowledge it was going on.
And then you try to-
That was to your, that was to your, to your own stream!
Unacceptible is what it is.
What?
Unacceptible.
Yeah, well, let's have an upstream negotiation. I think that's, I think that's-
The only negotiation is a to under gifted or you buy a case if not, I'll take the legal route
No, and if I have to take the legal route it'll be more expensive and you're gonna you're gonna lose
I'd love to pie but justice is justice
No, let's say I'm not I'm not here for jinxer jinxing got a clue about the world of cards yet
I can educate him but for now we need
We need cash rate 2300.
Yeah, I'm trying to give you 200, sir.
Why buy by Harald and Foden in the case?
No, no.
That's 500 pounds.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what,
I'll tell you what, buy a box and we'll call it there.
No, I can't, I can't.
Dude, they're so expensive, I'll cry, I can't, I'll cry.
Harald Foden is fucking a lot, buddy.
That's like 500 quid, that's a lot.
Nah, I won't tell you the subs,
I won't reach out.
We'll negotiate. Let's just negotiate off stream. It's Christmas, innit?
Exactly mate, my child, love the subs.
I know that's why I gifted to them before. I'd like to remind you, mate, no one stopped me,
okay? Everyone was happy at the time.
So he's not by face his fault, is it not? Because nobody stopped him. What a load of shit.
I wasn't the one that necessarily fired it, it was...
...you know, a lot of a chat there.
Pay up, shut up! Pay up, shut up!
Pay up, shut up! Pay up, shut up!
We'll have to chat upstream, we'll have to chat upstream.
I need to move some cash around, because I've spent the grand on packs in the last day.
What an FC!
Oh, you've got to get a life, mate.
I know, I'm fucked. I could have just bought a dynasty party.
You could have. By the way, in five years' time, you're still going to have that card.
And you're buying FC points when it's all going to be worthless in less than six months.
I'd actually argue it's worthless now.
I'd agree. No, I would fully agree. You are not wrong. You are not wrong.
me sick that listen pie you get on with your night mate and I'll get on with
mine but just say no you've like thousands of people down tonight it's
alright mate listen you have a fucking good night alright
Merry Christmas thank you there's no fucking way he was an addict no way
No chance. To be honest, we just need a one-on-one. Chazza message. I'll get one. No, he says this,
but he won't. Snack's Modestar, further to 29, mate. Go on, Chaz. Yes, Chazza. Yes, mate,
I just sold a keen for nine-and-a-half K, mate. Let's fucking get one. Let's fucking get one.
I'm buzzing with that. Is this what pulled a card worth 10 grand?
Fucking free case?
You're getting a case then?
Nah, I'm only joking mate. I don't have that. This is like, I love watching you not do
it. What I did the other day was fucking moronic for someone of my level, right?
my top ten UK streamer by the way of the 12 months for one year right you lot
are in a different stratosphere I've got lucky it paid off
speaking of paid off go on then Luke let's fucking get him in mate get looking
get in the discord, Enio!
Go on!
To be fair, what I could do is sound like a PS5 giveaway.
Every 550 to the entrance and then just don't give the fucking PS5 land by Dynasty Case.
There you go.
Yep, that fucking pop off.
Right, for the keen, I want 10 in trade value, 9 cash, that's your offer.
So I'll take 10 in trade value, but I'll take 9 in cash.
Have you lost your goddamn mind?
I was taking none off cash though, it's fine by me mate, it's giving you a f**king
dip.
Come on then Luke, let's get it going, right let me start it out, go on the fucking boy.
I thought you were going, you missed this?
Nah, nah, nah.
Fucking stupid for me to assume that.
What an idiot.
Fuck.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Darnie Darnie Darnie Darnie Darnie Darnie Darnie champion
Absolutely fun Debbie Dole's you mate. How are you?
Yeah, very good me just a quick one. I just want to say happy Christmas mate
Merry Christmas to you too, sir
Yeah, I did send you a message and you're the only one out of all boys who didn't message me today
So I just thought, you know, I'll give you a ring.
Do you know what? That's actually fucked from me.
And I'd like to apologize, mate.
I'd like to apologize about, mate,
it's been May I'm Today in this household.
No, I bet, mate. I bet.
No, listen, I just want to say I'm here with my mom on stream, mate.
And she just wanted to say happy Christmas to you.
Apparently she watches your streams
because she just told somebody in my chat to DBI.
And that's how I found out.
So, and so yeah, just just a quick one, mate.
What's her name?
What's your name?
Sorry, love.
Change, don't call me love.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Well, I don't know your name.
So I've just kind of threw a for a bar out there.
You can call me Helen.
Helen, Helen, Mrs.
DeCamp, I'm so, so sorry about that.
And I'd like to apologize.
I'm sorry, by the way, I'm not.
This is sorry.
You've been a bit awkward.
I'm nice to you, love, but I'm sorry.
I said it again. I'm sorry now. Can I just tell you, James, from my heart, I'm so proud
of you. I'm so proud of you and I don't even know you. I'm proud of what you've done.
I'm proud of what you do. I'm proud of your man. I'm proud of your sister. I'm absolutely
proud of you, man, and that's all I want to say to you. Happy Christmas.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that a lot, Helen, and I do really appreciate
Thank you, and we haven't met yet, but I'm sure we will do in due course
You're not as good as paddle as what Danny is. That's all I'm going to say. Yes, all right
You're not really as good a paddle as what Danny is. That is a little bit better a paddler, right?
And yeah, just a quick one Alan. Have you ever saw your son play paddle?
Yeah, I was watching it there once when when it was kind of live streaming. Yeah, and he has a little bit of better
and coordination. Yeah. Have you ever seen a fish out of water, Helen? No, I haven't.
I haven't. All I will say to you is, right, that I think you kind of get lads, which are
kind of really good at. Yeah. And I have to say, I love that little lad from Northern
Ireland. Beano. Beano. He's gorgeous. He is. It's his dog, isn't he? Yeah, he is. He's a good looking lad.
But I'm just curious, Helen. He's just said. He's a dog personality. Anyway, look, I'll hand you back to Dan.
He's wording fucking it. Right? I just wanted to say to you, James, that you know something, man, you're a credit.
You're a credit to your mam. And this is genuine. This is not messing. You're a credit to your mam.
I know you already know that, but you really are, right?
And my Dan, right?
My Dan is better than you.
Nah.
All right, brilliant, yeah, cheers.
Right, no, sorry, sorry, Helen, Helen, Helen.
Sorry about her, mate.
Helen, I fucking know she's chat shit, mate.
Get her back on the phone.
Donnie, last time I played paddle,
I was with Jakey fucking Davis.
Stop, fuck the jig, mate.
I don't take, I am not claiming anything
that she said there, mate.
She's on her own with that. I don't even know who she is.
I'll be completely honest with you, James.
I was very...
I'll tell you who she isn't, Mrs. Campion.
Fucking hell, she was right to tell me that.
I'm not married!
I know that's what I mean. I just said that.
I'm not married!
I know, I just... I mean, I said you're not Mrs. Campion.
You're Miss.
Oh, yeah.
Yes, thanks, James.
No problem.
I bought some like three martinis.
That's it. That's three martinis, mate.
Yeah, there it is.
I'd like a list.
Yeah, that's just a start.
Okay, get it out.
All right, okay.
This is James, mate. I'll be honest with you, mate.
I just went out and just asked a random person to come in and stream with me tonight pretending to be me, Mark.
I don't know who this person is.
Let me be honest with you, sir.
Well, by the looks of things, she's just finished her third martinis.
I'd get the fourth one going before she does.
I'm doing good morning, mate.
Ah, George.
Happy Christmas, mate.
Merry Christmas, mate.
Merry Christmas, mate.
I hope you get a one-of-one.
Aye, thank you very much, mate.
I'll see you in a bit.
Thank you. Love you, brother.
Love you, mate. Love you.
Big up everyone, man.
Happy Christmas.
Hey man, Christmas mate, your mam's a fucking milf.
Hello?
You got mate?
Yes, I'm out of that.
Oh mate.
How are you?
Good to see you man.
Christmas mate.
Hello there.
One minute Luke, watching your discards and missing map.
Yeah, so you've got one and two on the top,
three on the left, four, five.
Five and double there.
Alright, we are fellow early three.
Let's stream it up wide, you got it left now, Sal.
Right, three, wait.
Right, one, two.
Might get that R9 slot in.
One minute, Sal.
How much is it?
190.
That's not a bad.
Yeah, we'll do a fellow R9.
That's a really nice one.
That's a nice one, Sal.
There you go, Luca.
I think you see more Madrid if anything
you
you
you
you
you
I think that means he's got.
Oh, yes, Luke.
Hello, you're muted.
Hello.
You've never unmuted.
Hello.
Let's take a look at that. I'm not
going to start consuming receives by the way before you start, but yes, Luke the new
key. Okay, mate. Yeah, I am on my phone. And yeah, does it sound any good? Yeah, you
sound all right, mate. All right, then. Let's fucking get straight into this bitch.
Right. Let's rip it, mate. Fucking go.
Cheers Chajarot legend mate.
I need to look at something nice.
Let's come on mate, let's do it.
I'm just going to just remove these quickly.
This is mine, yeah.
This is yours, mate.
Well, it depends if it's good it's mine.
Fucker.
Nah, this is yours, yeah.
Have you eaten bullies?
Can you just let everyone know you bought this off your own will please Luke?
Fucking fucking put it in the chat, I've been bullied
Don't talk to this guy
Fucking hell, where's the 5th case?
You all fucking hell, I've talked a lot about this
Hey, mind it up before to be fair, Luke
I got a mess here
I know you won't like a Mo Salah, but oh
Salah's got a Mo Salah right there
Yeah, if you get a Liverpool player here like Salah or Van Dyke
Celebrate it because of the money not because of the player
Nah, Van Dyke's got a Mo Salah
Is he not up?
Nah
Mo Salah
Low number Mo Salah
I'm Regine, I let you shag my mother.
Let me know if that suits you.
Thanks, Calvin.
I'm gonna go off.
Stay with that one, Calvin.
Full case is expensive.
I hope so.
I really hope so.
What can I do?
Right, first box, Jack.
Come on.
We need a nuke for the nuke.
Oh, you look like that.
Tentacle nuke.
We need a nuke for the nuke.
Fuck it off, Bingen.
Right, first one.
Oh, we had earpings, Luke, aren't we?
Ooh. Black.
Ooh.
Yeah, what's that again?
You've got a description. You've got a description. Come on, be a good one.
Oh my god. Come on. Imagine that the India. Right. Oh my god. It's gonna be huge. Again,
the inscriptions where the player. Oh my god. Chill. It's pretty naughty on this as
well. It's a five. There's also is up there. It's also is also. It's also. It's also
I was messy
Yeah, it could be messy, you know
That's let's go. Oh, I think I know it is. Oh, I'm gone
I don't think it's mess there
See, I thought I think it is. Oh my god. I think it is. No, no way
Oh my god, Sydney. Oh, there's no inscription though, but it's the two fives in the easy dance
You didn't write the inscription
You've been scammed a bit there, Luke, but you're-
I'm not a one-of-one dude who dies in the description there, have you?
What was that, sorry?
I was not a one-of-ones, you're done.
Yeah, but a die-nest is better.
Oh yeah, I'll take it.
I mean, you've been scammed there, we should have roast him on it.
I know.
I can't believe he's not wrote anything on that.
That is absolutely terrible.
Makes me sick.
Right, the rest of the patch is there.
That's your mum patch, John.
Mum patch.
You get one mum patch called, then.
Case it is.
So it's a good start.
You have to crack in star there Luke.
I'm at the other stage honestly. The amount of hits that come out of these boxes.
We should be fine on the next case I hope.
Right, next one.
Right.
Second card.
Of the case.
I'm going to shove them in the...
It's a five.
Oh no, it's not. It's a ten.
Oh my god, what a patch. What's that from? What a patch. Oh, that could be Quenda. Oh, Celtic.
Oh my god, in no way. Is that Quenda? By the way, if it's Quenda, it is pretty good money.
Is it? Is that actually Celtic? Is it Celtic? Of the daff of it. The five. It's a five.
And it dies in Maida. Maida. It's a lovely patch. It's amazing. Is it, fuck? Is it?
one rather than patches well he's what I want really yeah come on Luke oh there's a fin
redemption come on we've got redemption Luke come on this could be huge Luke come on
in the ester Palmer's got bread karma in the ester cheeto no you don't want cheeto
Fuck off, the United Fan calls to us.
Right, you choose to receive A.
Dyneth the Autograpat's card.
One of one, one of one.
Oh my god, a one of one move.
One of one redemption.
One of one redemption.
Oh my god.
One of one redemption.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
We need a bit of Palmer in the Aster.
I don't know who else there is.
One Palmer, Palmer's a mad.
Yeah, you want Palmer.
One of one.
Oh, that's still sick.
In the Aster.
That is fucking class. One of one in the ester, that's unreal.
Patch auto, one of one in the ester.
Not even joking, you're probably nearly at your money back.
That's probably worth like five sticks.
Zedan's probably about two free.
You just need two decent boxes here mate and you're laughing.
But well, that's a little bit, yeah.
Top to like four to five months.
I mean you just never get four to five months. Yeah, I mean you take in the piss
I
Didn't get any after when I got your mouth to that bullshit. Don't be trying to jinx
Can't move that one, I want it to go.
Come on, one more, one more again.
Silver.
Silver.
Bellinovigny.
Oh, last year's shirt.
You think it's last year's shirt?
Yeah, you'd like something.
Hopefully it's Bellinovigny.
Got to be Jude, I reckon.
If it's Jude, that's hot.
If it's match-worn as well.
Let's have a look.
Cunnavinga.
Five out of ten, Camavinga.
Five out of ten, Eduardo Camavinga.
Share number as well, Luke.
No, it's not.
It is.
Not ideal, Bob.
It's not being shot.
We still have another box.
Camavinga ten.
The action is a down.
Five, five.
One, ten.
Now we're turning to another one of us.
Yeah, it's got to be another one of us.
I've got space. I've got space.
Right, you can go on the edge though.
You can go over here.
At least you've made your money back there enough.
Final card
So you shouldn't have done this
Oh my god Luke come on!
Come on Luke, good patch, good patch.
Yeah, we go. One of one, there's the gold.
Right, okay. Oh my god Luke, come on.
Come on, oh my god. Oh my god Luke!
I'm pretty sure it's Naimo, it's Naimo, what am I Naimo?
Oh my god, Luke. No matter what you've made profit.
I think it's my fault.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I'm fucking buzzing this with my case.
I am fucking buzzing this with my case.
Oh my god, that is unbelievable, I'm buzzing with that.
That is unreal.
By the way in the same case are you feeling Luke?
That was your case I appreciate you peeing up you are a legend
I've never seen anything like this before that's actually on real
Camavinga, Maida, Zidane inscription without the inscription, 101, Andres and Yester, and a 101, Neymar.
I love this game.
Unreal that.
The amount of 101 bosses we've had that aren't messy.
Neymar's probably about 7k, that's awesome.
One change getting now, come on.
You wanna do another one?
Change is in.
Right, okay, no props.
I can't believe that, mental.
Name has them, really, you know.
You've not paid for that. I might nip in there and get it quick before you do
Wonder how much that Neymar is one of one name I guess would be
Neymar one of one that dynasty also packed
Where did you see this book? I was
It's a 10. It's yours for 10, or it's a 5?
It's a 5, I think.
It's a 10, 780 USD.
Yeah, but is that bits?
No, just dark sell price.
I'll post on Instagram.
I'll send you the link on Discord, you can look here.
look here oh I'm sold for 1,000 months of 780 fucking love this game is that
you do any chance you have to ask how much you come on that name art is
generally off the charts yeah here it is look all I'm gonna say is the collation
these dynasty cases is a genuine shocker yeah that's up for Sal though it's not
sold yeah it's got it's got 21 watches mate so that's about the right price it's
It's also got one active dead.
It's got 1,500 or best of all.
It says one active after.
An exact number, I couldn't tell you.
Yeah, I mean it's also put an author in three, hasn't sold.
The comp's on here first to 10.
130 points. One sold for 1,035 USD.
And one sold for 780 USD.
right why are these ducks anyway let me ask you that
he's a stick
what's the answer I get then?
it's a five
inscription either
they've put all these in
mental walks have they been crazy
like we are on a map one on one treatment
I choose my chase before the break.
case before the break and let me know that if I can do the break open after
trying to um
are we cool to do it after
I can just see absolute carnage erupting okay that's okay
I'm gonna be a valued customer
let's do it
he's switching
listen
they're all doing absolutely fine from time to time
that's how you walk
right last one there chat let's do it
let's get the filler in
I'm re-spotsing the filler
So all the players in the stream
Filler is gonna drop in Chateau
Filler
Is that there in Chateau?
Is he doing a break?
Oh your case
No not for my case
There's a hundred spots in the cell
But what?
20 quid a spot
20 quid a spot
There's a hundred in total
But there are ten of them
Depends who's in it
The biggest
The largest
He is the biggest in the filler
Thank you
It probably will be about
Go please
Yes he is cooked to them
And he can't play football
much is respect to me as an absolute legend of the game thank you very much
I still haven't hit a salad I'm just gonna buy all the spots if I come
I don't know how you've done that in back-to-back cases the amount of case I've
opened how you've just done that back-to-back redemption
I know it I can't because it's not a fucking what you call it
and there's no point in buying more spots right now
Which is nice with credits
But with it being tops in the Esther, I don't think it would be as long so we can leave the honor for the app
You've hope a few months
I would hope anyway
Right fellas and give me to check will drop into a check out. Give me a second
She must be here. I think a few months probably on it in the other box
Yeah, that's it, yeah. Over a thousand off the filler, so how much does that take us to?
Cool. Yeah. 50 quid a spot. You want to get yourselves in 27.95. That's what it is.
27. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Add it to your basket you get your discount there we go
I think in the ester from what I've been told like De Bruyne for example is very difficult to get to sign stuff
Apparently on like sets he's quite a bit of a nightmare to get on guards from but I feel I don't know any ester
Not even the most things in the ester feel that'd be easier
And he's retired as well
Savings
There we go any answer why is it?
It automatically takes the money off. It doesn't look you might charge me to your grand
Yeah, I've just used the way it comes to four thousand five hundred
It's in check out of he said
We leave Tom today with that always
I'm not wasting it always
I need a chance to add it to your basket Jinji should be good to go so add it to your car and then you're ready
You just full-send mobs, baby
I could take part of this, sir
Have you got something else in your basket? That might be the issue, maybe
Let me send that way to the ground
If you have something else in there remove the other thing in there and then it should work jack away
Am I you got it might be where you try to buy more
for maybe
I will let the chat decide I will do a
I said that when I insert.
We're in a one minute poll, Jack.
No, you can, Steven. You can only use the credits on breaks.
You can only use the credits.
Jack, insert.
How do you see your credits?
Click on the website. Click on it.
Right, if you remove the...
The reason why I won't let you double up on the discount on it,
so you need to remove the loyalty points on that one,
on the filler. That's why I won't show up on both.
State playing the game of the time.
you
you
you
you
you
What are you going to get another two?
I'm going to try and see if you can do this.
How would that even work?
How would that even work?
Yeah, I don't know how that would work, how would that work?
Just fuck it by the case, will you?
Give me, give it, hold on, give me, give me a DM, hold on.
Show your messages, hold on.
you can get to it if you get some more credit. Exactly. Not fucking dick me Luke. Chill bro.
Sorry. King of all chanting. Messaging me, I tell you what. Yeah, climb up the
No, I don't think so.
It may have been karma, just a little yuck out.
Right, how many have you got left here?
And there we go.
Don't forget, value goes to the right.
Right, give me two sacks, chap.
Fellow assault, appreciate it.
I'll stream it tomorrow. I should be, mate, yeah.
Not sure what time though, because obviously Luke's kept me up here.
Right, Luke.
Oh my god, fucking.
Yeah.
You're on last tomorrow anyway, you are, right? Have a lion.
Yeah.
So I'm trying to do the maths here. Sorry, I'll do the maths.
Any chance of ginger cakes here? Fuck, I don't know.
Oh, I've got R9. I've got Madrid R9 in this case.
I've got...
Yeah.
I guess.
Screenshot that and send it here. That looks right in my head.
Ooh, let's have a look here.
I've just sent you at the end. There you go.
Right, there we go. A few phone spots there.
right you ready chat come on let's do the filler fucking what not credit
all right it's fine okay leave it right give me a massive favor tomorrow would
you my son 89 data for us
yeah why is that i just fucking really want to see you want to make that stop
i'll just i'll just not go in on monday chat there with the plan of
action but we'll just ignore jeff chat jeff don't exist on monday we just
Now I never bet on nine darts because it's just that fucking unlikely it's
unbelievable. Also you actually fucked the odds up for a nine darts so you're a
bit of a prick Luke. Nine darts used to be about fucking 30 to one. Now they're about
fucking- Oh you're a fucking weirdo mate I can't stand you. Now they're about fucking
10 to one because of this prick and Humphris
So
You get easy letting you do it in credit
Don't worry about that Luke Luke you pookie
the six cases of dynasty in three days is nasty luck
the mother of music chart Luke
six cases of dynasty
actually I'm fully in it I should list it but we'll find out
what could possibly go wrong I'll honestly Jack is going to absolutely go for me on Monday
one
okay
believe in Santa right
close to that best of luck people
can hurry up
this case we are going into hiding
I've decided I'm fully going into hiding
what me? yeah
yeah I don't know probably tonight
nooo, after 3, come up to a lot of
proper lack of players on that chat. Listen, I think anyway, the price of those cases are
is this for a cake? Is this for a box? No, this is so basically what he's doing is whoever wins
works every duck's win. The first eight will get them players that was left. It'll break that case.
Whatever players come out will go to whoever's bought that player. First, there's a yamal.
Whoever bought yamal will go and get that yamal and then for whoever else. Did you win?
Oh, just I got
I pull R9 Madrid for 180 quid. So if there's any Madrid our minds in this I get it
I got in I think yeah, you got third
Who do you get that's the real question
I
Samora the Reds
Right Matthews
Matthews caca pie Ronaldinho AC Milan Chris Saka Ryan Tierra on Ray Jimmy Palmer
Martin Bonmati Jamie on I'm for insert Matthew Salar and Van Dyke Jimmy
I said get him in this car get him in he's in multi-verse
there you are Danny pain has anyone ever seen a soccer we have seen a soccer
I know we haven't seen a second the Redemption's a thing or something I don't
even know
there you go he's in it now I've sent him in the I've sent him the invite
I think we're done out of interest. You know it's soccer
Do we know how many suckers there are Chaz's said this three, but I feel like there's got to be surely it's a fight
Yes, pie. Okay, mate. Hello, mate. Sorry. I didn't want to intrude
No, you're good. I fucking love you. I got run out to you. Did you? I've got all nine
Come on. Good luck, mate. Good. Yeah, I've got my dread on mine
I bought four darts for 100 quid in that spot to 470 pound spot
I've got a sweat. I've got Griezmann-Effenberg as well.
Griezmann does some sick inscriptions as well.
Mate, Griezmann's to five. We're doing fucking silly money.
And he was quite good price, I thought.
I didn't realise how much potatoes is, by the way.
Oh, yeah. That break we're in for that, potatoes.
I've seen it, try to be listed for 15 grand.
Yeah, I pulled it to five and I've been offered three enough, but I might just keep it.
Yeah the one of one
Me and Chaz are chatteling a break with
with Cyrus
I thought we were in the fella
Yeah we were in the fella
and it was a one of one for ten
There was two one of ones in that one
I think we'll get a drink
Thank you mate
Did you buy our nine Chazs?
Did you get it in the fella?
I bought it, it was like 170 I think
What for the brown Madrid one?
Yeah, yeah
good lap mate. Yeah he's in a one with like 300 but I've seen more in the drinks. Yeah I think I've seen more in turn. That's what I just seen was the lap. That one ginshad is the only round of dread one I've seen. Yeah f and bow just got a jumbo man of one press that's why I just don't think it's too bad for like 60 quid.
So do you get a full case of chasing your players? Yeah. Yeah, so we get that player for the whole case
Yeah, I like that
Silver, cause it's silver
That might be, oh it's black and white there isn't it?
Gingis was the 5, come on
Oh was it? Wait was Gingis like that though Chas?
Yeah, yeah that she was
It might be then, if it's bold, Merry Christmas
Nooo! Fuck off!
That's you, boy!
Come on, boy!
Come on, boy!
That was me!
Come on, boy!
Yes!
Come on, boy!
That was a 50 pound spot!
That's probably, like, turned to a pound card!
Mate, you fucking take that!
He was a FIFA legend, so...
Was he when it was on Xbox?
Yeah!
When it was officially legend!
Tell you what, it's a lovely hot mat as well.
I'll take that mate, I'll take that.
I should buy a greasement now, I've got two cards.
Oh dear.
Nah, here Ronaldinho.
What's Ronaldinho?
Just anyone, just anyone.
I can't believe he's just taking it off.
I'm buzzing about that.
Yeah, no, only AC.
The one of ones gone, the jumbo, the jumbo Ronaldinho's gone.
Alright, that's a lot of chat.
But Ronaldinho, any card would be insane.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I'm not going to get it.
I don't think any card would be insane.
Oh, come on.
Oh!
That looks like a name.
Why in the name?
What is that?
That's not...
Why in the thinking Spotify?
Why in the name?
Don't I look like it?
Do you reckon maybe like Suarez or something?
He's got why in the name?
Why?
Emreah.
Oh, is it?
Emreah.
I don't think that's the name though, surely.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No way. Oh my god. No way.
Alright, the Tatens were doing 14.
Yeah, the Tatens did.
There's a bounty, there's like a fucking 50k Batwurst on the 1 of 1.
Mate, the Tatens were doing 14.
That's your victory.
The word thing is there.
I was looking at the Salah slash Van Dyke thing and I thought, do I take a punt?
Yeah.
And I thought, no, because I'm not a little pro fan, I'm a bit pissed off there.
That's mental.
Yeah, that was filler.
When's ginger's case
That's unreal, that first.
Alright, non-patch.
I know, yeah, I could have had this case as well.
I don't know.
There it is.
You did hit, I'm to be fair.
What is that off? Does that look it?
That's what I'm on about.
What is that?
That's a great question.
Maybe the shirts, is it their sleeves on the side?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I think I'm going to get it wrong below us, it goes through it goes through, where's that
one on Neymar from? Which one on Neymar? I said yours coming now Jim, is it your next
game? Yes it is indeed mate, thank you sir, shit.
How do you ring that?
Evening cross, you got to fill it.
I'm just going to buy it.
You're a buyer?
We'll see about that, won't we?
Okay, interesting.
Fucking done, mate.
Just got a dynasty case for £2.70.
That's pretty good delivery price as well, mate.
I know, yeah.
I think that's going to cost tomorrow, right?
Woo-hoo!
Two and three and one and three, Ging.
Three.
We love what now, we love what now, we love what now,
we love what now, we love what now, we love what now,
what do we love?
What now?
I'm thinking about it.
Come on!
I'm thinking about it.
Credit.
Guys, if you have already used Ging's link,
I have got one as well, if you want to turn it free.
Right, I'm just going to,
I'm giving Jeffhands up there.
Hey, I've got a Fnatic's floating.
You can get inside out.
I'll wait for a lovely message from him.
Seven. Paddy's there again?
Get on Fnatic's.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, I wouldn't work with them. I prefer what not.
Use Coach Shazel.
Yeah, I wouldn't work with rivals.
Fnatic's live, man.
I've seen you on one of the four chairs.
Huh?
Yeah, that was before.
What they started lining your pockets. Yeah, fucking know this prick
Supporting that and giving me
giving me
Codes to spread to my community to get them ten pound off there to a ten pound free credit to use my code
Thank you
All right, I can't believe that this is actually cost me two pounds seventy so it better be fucking good
this is good you can get another one as well then you're
exactly fucking that
it's a good trickle to be fair
i did carry about you
yeah it's not too bad
it's not a pyramid scheme that's for sure
100% i don't know what a pyramid scheme is to be honest
let's see what goes on
come on i hope we get like a bon matty or something
if this is loaded
oh yeah if this is loaded
oh one of one
ginger is very happy
to ten i know i'll be happy
I'm not doing it for the money mate.
Come on mate.
So heck about that Sam Kerr.
I want to want Sam Kerr.
Thank you.
She's allegedly racist.
To five.
To five.
Allegedly is mental.
Oh my god.
Basta to five.
Who else do you think it is?
Busquets, isn't it?
Nah.
I mean it could be Busquets to be fair.
It could be.
I think it is Busquets. Yeah, three and five. I've got a two and five I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, I've got one and one. What was that, Luke? I've got a one and one, Chill.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, you've got the Busquets as well.
it's a 10 so for like 900 dollars
yeah it is
yeah I've got to find the map
oh my god
hang on
there's no way
there's no way
you want your man you want your man
no shit
there's big redemptions
there's no way
Oh my god another your mouth. Another your mouth.
Oh my god we love that. We love it.
How much is it?
Ā£370!
$270!
They're dropping!
We still need more cards, Charles.
Those are days' card.
Not bad for...
Need some more hits in this one.
It's a good start.
I mean, not bad for £370.
How much do they worth, Charles?
A couple of times out of 11.
Shit that it's not up to £5 or £10, though.
Charles got was like $6,000.
Yeah, yes.
So my guess would be...
Fucking shit.
Three?
Bit pissed off.
That's £2,000, maybe.
Will be my guess.
I'm not actually a 10, by the way.
by the way, Pie. Like the foil fracter. Ah, it's so nice. It's a 10, it's like the purpley in it.
Oh yeah, it looks nice. I got a 50 belligan of them.
It's lovely. To five. Okay.
Oh, daddy batch.
So that looks like...
It's a napkin. That's actually a number.
It's a number, it's a number.
That's actually a number.
Jins, jins, jins, jins, jins, jins.
That's messy. I think it's messy.
Oh, here we go again. I think it's this.
What key shall we have?
It's messy or shabby. It's messy or shabby.
Come on.
It's messy or shabby.
Come on, imagine. Come on, Hazard!
No, it's not because there's blue in the patch. You can't be Hazard, you know?
Ronaldinho!
Please.
That's gotta be.
Yeah, it is. It is.
Ronaldinho!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Why is it a Mac into five?
Oh
My god
Just leave messy now. Hey pilot. So what's Ronaldinho worth?
He's the tens over 2.2. Oh wow
Yeah, I mean bad places number and if it's match player one he's swat on that number
Don't be giving me that you big melts right come on
Oh no, I'm fine
Yeah, all backwards box
Yeah, it was ace, it was ace, I don't know which one it was.
Out of the box, walking 101 then.
Right, fourth card.
What is it, fourth card?
It's still paying though.
He just sighed when he opened it.
Yeah, it's still paying though.
There's no way, it's probably silver then.
Silver, well back to reality, silver to ten.
And is that wazza?
Oh no, I think that's, it could be wazza.
It's wazza, it is wazza.
could be it could also be R9 for Inter. No it's definitely Rune. R9 just got white patches.
Must have a lot. Is it Rune? Let's have a look. I saw my mate, the overton. He said to me
he saw the white belly. So I asked, who is he? He got by the name of Wayne Rune.
Hey, what a fucking case?
Yeah, his image on that is unreal.
Yeah.
Unreal.
Unreal.
Go on London by Chibba 19, mate.
J Brown, Chibba 16.
Unreal that.
No, it's not his number, you fucking idiots.
Last one, mate.
8 and 10 are his numbers.
2,000, isn't it?
It's gonna be auto.
It's a one-on-one.
I think it's the auto.
Oh, it'll be the auto, this.
Yeah, it's the auto.
Right, it's a five on the auto.
Nah, it's not.
To five, not bad.
Nah, it's not.
Interpretation is different.
Oh.
And that is all you're getting.
Zlatan, maybe?
Bro, that's Zlatan.
That is a cookie, yeah.
Hey, Zlatan, that's Zlatan.
I'm actually happy with that.
All players with headbands there are.
It's not more intense.
But there is a headband on the top.
I'm chatting the same booth on.
Yeah, that's what we're for.
So that's how I'm off the table.
Oh, did he a-drugba?
Oh.
Nice, love it.
That's nice, I played against him.
I'm pretty sure he's got one case left.
So that's how I'm never playing against him.
Go on, Scopes!
Five out of five, mate.
Fucking legend, Scopes.
Thank you very much, brother.
Thank you, mate.
If he's got one case left,
I'll actually decent that.
Busquets, Yamal on card,
Ronaldinho at five,
Ruinsen, drugba to five.
I didn't know if that was decent ginger,
legend, mate.
Appreciate picking that up.
That was a...
I don't know, I'll say, erm...
The Ronaldinho's lovely, look at that, Jack.
Look at that.
Wow.
That's what we're on about.
ABL2, up for breaks, boy.
Yeah, I don't...
I don't know.
I think you're looking in and around.
I think you're clothes-ish.
I'll take that.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Ron Aldinelli
Ronaldinho cards are still really expensive
Also, Pat
I love Ronaldinho
Put it out, hold on
Look at that one card letter apparently
Ronaldinho to five is six thousand one hundred
Oh wow
Four hundred dollars, like three thousand, nine thousand
And then I'll have a much, I don't know how much these are
Mentally
Yeah, I mean you give it like nine thousand
with those thing so with those three I mean wow 1200 take that holiday Salim
there's not one case yeah the other two are up for breaks
I'm pretty sure he's got a random player and another, another break.
So there's one case left there.
I mean, the thousand for random players, he's alright.
He's garbage, but...
I don't know.
Um, boring ginger with a not-so.
You made a loop there, mate.
Not bad, didn't you?
Not bad, didn't you?
Not bad, that mate.
What'd you say?
He's still got impeccable case, get out of there, no champions, it's just...
Ha, ha, ha.
I'm going to get out of there, get there, honestly.
You need to have got air of the website
So I'm probably doing another one
Yeah, you're probably looking at probably tomorrow or something maybe the day after
Wanker wanker wanker wanker
Pakistan FC mad. I'd love to give you
What the fuck?
No
Oh, do you do PSA for?
Okay, yeah, fine off
Mental
Sorry chat. I'm sorry
King Joe. We love the King Charles. Yeah
mental
I'll take that love not too bad at all
room is of another break room is of another break I've seen one more case
how many a lecture I haven't told you how many are left how many are left here we'll have a look
I won't get it sorted
I know
I thought that mate
Fuck that
For which one?
I can always love me there, James. You got like a fuck that I can use me points. I've got me points. Oh my god
There's a search for this
The odds of getting a third yeah, that is
Reward I took art. I do I use I want to use me reward. So what do you want to do you click on reward?
Redeem points redeem see how many you want to redeem
Yeah, and then click redeem and then use it in the day at the very end. Oh
Yes
How many points have you got three thousand I've got 80 quid discount. I'm redeeming them nice
Right, I'm getting off. That's me doing hey, Lou the new have a fucking good night, mate
I've brought you on I've made you money now you go to bed to that cocker
Look, sir, I make
He's a prick him
Was it number 20 yeah, are you going far?
Harry Kane good look without one meeting my fucking basket the minute
I've checked out mate. Yeah, we don't care anyway
80 pound discount I got there nice. I don't think I don't know if there's anyone I want it
You're getting impeccable case
Oh, yeah, you could actually try and messy slash swarises to an athgrand. Oh my god some lunatic is actually paid that
what he just said you can do another case he just said no I'm not I'm not
doing the one I'm not doing I'll do I'll do the break I'm not doing the wall
yeah
yeah okay the chat's happy with a break in it the chat I feel the break everyone
can get involved can't they
You've got a Ronaldinho.
Mate, it'll go to Filler as well.
I'll take some daps because it'll go to Filler.
I might as well take Ronaldinho and they might not lie.
Hey, fair play.
Nah, I'm using my points.
Oh, you have to be quick.
Be quick because he's going to put his...
He's doing a filler.
He will, but he's putting the disc out on
You can only use your points when it's not on discount. Oh, yeah, it's be quick
All right, we're doing him
One minute chat somebody already took
I'll apparently you still can use it on discount, but yeah, but it's not full
For fuck's sake, I could use me fucking discount
Yeah used it buzzing Neymar and Ronaldinho whoo-hoo it's going off we get one of them chat
This you're not buying a full case to clarify that this is buying a player in a full case
So there's no guarantee again a car just made that clear that this is for a full case
No guarantee do you know what I mean? Just to make that very very clear
I got no idea
there we go you're looking into you're looking in
I don't know if you're kidding I can't I can't I can't help myself
I'm glad you're in the round the box, I'm gonna get it in again, fuck it.
Have a look here.
Fuck yeah, this is Christmas, isn't it?
Christmas mate.
Am I doing it this way because I can get involved in more cases, do you know what I mean?
I'm still getting excitement.
I'm still getting excitement.
I'm in, I'm taking pain as well.
Why are you buying?
You've gone on the website, click and check one more time.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck!
fucking
He's doing a break Luke. He's doing a break
Change if you buy the Harlan spot I'll buy Foden off you
Because he only sells Harlan phoning together
What are you going on about?
So if you end up taking the Arlen Harlan spot I'll buy
The Foden off you
Dynasty Luke
Now my question to you is why the fuck would I want a Harlan spot?
No, that is true. You are a Mayanite fan, yeah. Fair play.
Right, I'll be back in five while this fills up.
No worries, mate. No problem at all.
Have you uploaded your first video yet, Chaz?
On what?
Chaz of Cards.
Yeah, I have it.
You should do it as well, bro.
Yeah, you're probably wrong.
He set that up, whoever does you Chazer Plus as well.
Uh, James did it.
Ah, okay, I'm with you.
Ah, James, get me a spot for Christmas.
What's your fucking mind? What spot do you want?
Er...
Oh, no, I'm bossa.
That message in my bastard angle.
I know I know bars lost his ends.
Which one?
Hashtag 20 Luke, hashtag 20.
That very obvious, you know what I mean?
I can barely operate a Twitch stream,
let alone make a Christmas dinner pal.
He's like, he's like, he's like, yeah.
I'm too Christmas-
He's like, he's like, he's like,
great, he's actually left.
No, I don't think so, I think I don't know. It was a northern thing, but I'm
Roasting is like the best male by far. So percent off. I do not operate as easy
You know to find it's a card late. No CT skin and room is that the one she's running out of the ball disappeared now
I don't know
Also one is
20 is only on 10 of them in the middle so the on 10
400
Discount I'm gonna have to know
And then realm of dread is I'm gonna wait
Let's say 20 and change before you have them if you want to seven four
Yeah, human I've tried played that out last trial of bro, but I like it ain't even I guess I don't like it
Too complicated way too complicated by hair move one day
I thought I should open chat any of you get anything good for Christmas
I'm not expecting you to fucking say I thought it means the present the mental most
Fingert, link's in the description.
Liverpool tickets, a nice little bit of football cards.
Dartboard and some darts, nice.
Frug de Parcache, links.
Lando merch, nice.
3,500 PC, love that.
New set up, nice.
Lando top, nice.
Dartboard, nice.
And that'll be ours in 1B for a few days at the minute.
Nice.
So that tickets, I fucking see there.
Tomorrow, chat in sets, you're gonna be dropping on the website as well.
So that's a release that'll be coming out on the fair.
Oh, wow, nice thing you got some fucking stuff there, well, isn't ya?
Yeah, I blank it, love that.
And it is set, come on.
And normally, I'll be honest, I normally repeat it.
I feel like I've said it like six times, though.
And I think someone in chat also said it as well, so...
Excuse me.
But in perception, oh, absolutely.
Inception be class.
Julian Alvarez gone as well.
Six seasons tall.
Mark Gayhey.
Then we'll get Mark Gayhey, yeah.
I hope so.
Pause League Final Four tickets, nice.
I'm using body pillow, what?
A signed picture of me.
Where's that from?
Right.
Alright, we're looking good chap, we're looking good.
I'm gonna shift all these over.
Right, this is gonna be the break chat, this is gonna be the what?
Thank you very much, man. Merry fucking Christmas, bro, and I had a great day
Chaz have you seen the
Things about Epstein that have come out
New photos of his is his lair of Manhattan
No, man. It's dodges fuck
Bins of materials anonymously marked with evidence tape
What?
it's just so scary all that you know one room included seven computer screens
and a laptop what the fuck is going on in there and the fuck it took the easy
way out as well you should have been fucking made to fall it's moving I
tried to take a couple of spots but then they got like Julian Alvarez is
pretty good fucking value spot he's so cheap he's got some good fucking stuff you know
and the area is quite cheap isn't it uh 139
thing is these markets are so shit like even these two tens are doing oh is it like a conspiracy
that he took his own life how good i've got cheeto and ebra cheeto is not a bad one Luke
I've got redemption, I've never seen an ebri yet.
He's lawyers died as well.
I mean there's more that goes to it.
Suicide by hanging apparently, Jeffrey Epstein, in his cell in Metropolitan.
How can you do that in a cell?
You're saying someone, so you're saying someone did it.
Interesting.
It's just being arsed about it.
My one's well better than what you've got.
Jim, I'm surprised you haven't taken the list.
I'm being arsed about it.
Yeah, you don't want it.
I'm very surprised, I'm very surprised
you haven't taken that really spot.
Wait, I'm lost there.
I've come back mid conversation.
Can I defend?
What's going on?
Oh no, I was available.
He's a hundred quid in here.
Right, Chazer, I've now got two Wazers.
Do you not want a one-of-one Wazer though?
He's not Chazer, isn't a one-of-one.
No, but you might get a one-of-one in this case.
Oh no, I'm not going to go about that.
Maybe I'll take Rooney.
How much is he?
163.
That's really good, isn't it?
He comes out a lot as well, I think.
It comes out the same as everyone. He's got 10 cards, 5 cards and a 1-1.
You say that though, but like a 2-0.
No, no, no, no, no. Some people have more than others.
So like, for example, Bellingham's got 19 separate cards in it.
So he's also got a 1-1 jumbo crystal though.
But he's got inscript... he's got 4 different patch auto cards and inscriptions.
So he's got like 4 1-1s. I might have to do it, you know.
Now we've said it, I'm not gonna have to...
Fuck it, go on Pie.
Did you see that hazard he got? That was fucking...
I'm not seeing that hazard, but the guy that got it, I can't remember his name now, but he was in me chat before.
Oh no, I will...
Joe, I'm going to return it after this.
On his Instagram, it will be long enough.
This is Pie's fault.
No, someone's taking it! Oh my God, if one of them really comes out now...
Ah, I'm blaming Pie.
Every spot, I've literally been there.
Oh my God, that hazard is ridiculous.
Absolutely.
Imagine getting a rune. There is a rune out there.
Oh my God, he signed the badge and the card.
Do you know what's bad about that though?
The only bad thing about that, he might not have worn that if he signed.
Have you seen all the...
Oh yeah, I know it says match worn.
No, no, it says match worn, but this is like, there's a bit of a thing at the moment.
So the Bellinom 101 come out, right?
And it's not even a shirt he'd wear. It's the replica.
So you know like for adidas changed when you have yeah, I know plastic on there. It's like
Stitch, yeah, but I don't I'm gonna say I don't think tops can afford to lie about it. I'm honest
Yeah, that's it tops are normally pretty tops are normally pretty fucking nailed on
It can remember I think match one by the way can still be like a trading game
Yeah, it will be
because really apparently Shazda told me that last year it was really so shit
yeah it could be like a preseason friendly game
I haven't seen Monty Maria come out
I wish they would tell you what game it was
yeah but they should
I don't understand how they can
or why they don't sorry
yeah it's the cards that I've got like the one of ones that are like pretty fucking cool
like Palmer's not bad but he's got a lot of redemption
yeah
Yeah, part of you say the numbers his redemption to do and he think he's to 10 went for like 1800
Have you seen a one-on-one suckers on e-bass like 11k beard with like really
Yeah
Oh my god
To five three thousand six hundred euros
Because he's got he's got three sets he's got like thirty-odd cards in it. Yeah
The idea me about that ginger oh shit. Yeah, yeah, cuz yeah, they want to send him does it
James, I hope you're proud of me. I'm locked in. I'm chasing Cobb Barn.
No, if you're not kidding me, you'll get a case.
I've got a date. He's coming to mine, so just meet me at mine.
Oh, okay, sweet.
Cos, yeah, I didn't want to sub my name.
I bought Cobb Barn. I hope you're proud.
Go on the buy.
Callum, favourite brand new tier one, mate?
Kaz, mate, in 2019 as well, brother.
Watch the one of one really come out now.
now I love that from you I can't take any more though because now what's left of
the RDR9 it's gone it was ah you were doing the classic
you are doing the ones there but I don't want an inter one they're all
there even he's to five I've sort of seen a napkin to five
Yeah, Bell's packs are quite nice. So I've got Bell Caden Parfum. That's not bad, but I've got Fergie's 40 Caniva. Let's have a look here.
No way, people have got a Fergie already.
Yeah, there was a Fergie. Did you see the Fergie Jewel? The skulls. Oh, it looks so good.
Oh, what? Fergie in this?
Yeah, Fergie's skulls, Jewel.
That spot must go at fucking that spot, must get smoked instantly then because I never see that spot available.
3rd gear dynasty, what is it to 5 maybe?
Alright, pick me up on the truth.
Oh my god, yeah, to 5, 12,000.
Wow.
CS19 Gaming says he snagged Lewis Scaly to Buck Chazer.
I've got the 101.
That's crazy. Number 4 and 5, 12,000.
Apparently Balsa R9 is still there.
I forgot.
That's like 350 quid.
Yeah, Palmer does have redeptions, but he's also got live as well.
I've seen one of them.
One of them is definitely live.
I've seen to five I've seen to five as a rival and I've seen redemption
mental
Yeah, six of ten
$2,000
What the fuck is he got to show me
I'm not even hungry, it's better than Chaz's, no shit.
I think the thing that a Christmas dinner child what few enjoy the most today
I've got some coming down
Bigs and blankets called mash
turkey carrots
Bigs and blankets up sales roasts room real today
I'd say something he did say he doubts 21 will go
There's always a chance.
It's not a good cookie, it doesn't mean I can not slight your Christmas gift.
It's a saturday in Liverpool Arcade, he's not going to be doing much tomorrow anyway, is he?
What?
Oh, you're about, er, TFF?
TFF, yeah!
I will be live tomorrow.
There's a 5 on it, they've got a 25.
Yeah, but not until like 7 p.m.
Yeah, that's true.
I'll send a 3 chance to be on TFF.
This is our favourite game anyway, isn't it, TFF?
100%
It's the same thing, innit?
How much trekking he makes off each dynasty pie?
No
But then you've got obviously minus fees and tax and shipping and all that.
Yeah, that's true, yeah.
But obviously, because it's less cards, it's less...
It's a lot easier, isn't it?
Yeah, true.
Right, that's another Cross Chairs legend.
All right, all right.
But they're quite expensive now, aren't they, sir?
Right, that's what else has gone.
Iniesta, how's it gone?
I might have to thanks Max, I won't beat you in that shit ever again.
Pfft.
I might take a duck, though, in the filler.
Oh, speaking of duck,
spikes on a duck foot at the minute.
On what?
A duck's foot.
Yeah.
Oh, on a duck foot.
No, he's got one.
He's got one in the next to him.
I was in a real one.
Not like a time in an action.
Yeah.
W spike, we love that.
Where have you seen that, Zack?
First and seventh team, I raved that from us.
I mean first, I think you've found it out.
I've got Ronaldo and Ravel DiVarso.
Got my...
Oh, nice.
Chaz has said that that's a big spot.
you
you
you
you
you
if that is not lacy's brother that has to be lacy's brother shawla it is ok if it wasn't
I was fucking... I'm out of here.
Sam, two out of four months mate!
Phil FM! Phil FM! Go on Phil FM!
Go on the boy, five out of five months mate, Merry Christmas, five out of five gifts dude.
You got any walkie stick for Christmas fell?
Two's on the bottom. That's fantastic dude.
Thank you. Two's on the bottom. Go on fell.
I guarantee it. I'll tell you what.
Yeah, for each side, if you've been asking about, it's basically you buy it,
just expensive at nothing, you buy a duck
and then they run like a hundred ducks and if you land in whatever it is the top ten.
I prefer the, I think the way saw. Becky
Check on the left side mate, if you try are you?
Cheers Max, Harry 2028 mate, go on the blind.
I've been in a big fill at this channel.
Well done Steve, case number 20.
Boom, there we go.
Fucking hell, 25 quid for a duck.
Yeah, I was thinking that.
I'll take the seat card.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
I'm already fucking, I'm already in front of you.
I've got a lot of pumpkin.
I'm already in for fucking 500 quid, it's fucking 25 playing, I'm already fucking in that much.
I could get two to be fair, just...
Ooooooooh...
We are fucking 10,000 quid, I could just port Harlan Foden.
You've had the shocker there mate, one money again, I'm taking it from a like chokeholding.
An act when he's aiming misses.
Oh shit! Yes, I have small fry, thank you very much bro.
Sorry mate, you're a legend, thank you bro.
I've generally hit Mars over an hour ago, what a fucking bellend.
Thank you very much mate, I'm calling myself a bellend by the way.
Thank you, small fry.
It's a cheaper way of going to Dianos.
Sorry bro.
It's a product, sir.
Cheers, you're a legend.
Thank you, mate.
You're a sexy beast, imagine.
Go on, Lauren, thank you.
Merry Christmas, bro.
I fell, if you're like hitting out of them, they're good, bro.
125, 250, bro.
Right, 2500, oh my god.
Yeah, you don't want to buy 100 bloody ducks and that means you're just clearing it out.
No, I wouldn't anyway.
My point was I was curious to what he was fucking making of the ducks.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's normally a discount.
Yeah, who was that?
Yeah, more.
15 is not terrible as well, so you got 15% chance of getting it in per down.
Go on Steve, you mad bastard.
Five out of five gifted mate.
Go on you mad cunt.
Thank you very much Steve.
Right fucking mad bastard you mate.
More boxing day bets, let's have a look.
So my credit, I don't think the chat has to be full, a bit of money out there.
Now I've gone for a whole Southampton and I believe Chilton, they're all away.
I'm going to go for Newcastle.
They're all quite a good price.
I'm going to like four to five away tomorrow.
They're in good form.
I mean, there's no point in even betting on little.
Oh, I can hear Andrew Gilding or Luke Woodhouse.
I've got a feeling that Luke Woodhouse is the winner.
Johnny Clayton's on
I'm wearing leek wood, I was to beat Gilden
Dawg is getting booked, he's on four blockings you heard it here first
He's actually on four
I'm putting a bet on your game leek, but I won't tell you what I'm betting on
I'm gonna be counting it done for again
He's dead. He's definitely not told for their over done. They were a touch over yesterday.
Four for the past three to four. That's crazy. Paul Ganglund be in that, literally.
How's the nut race work? All the names get put in. It's a random race.
Yeah, don't say anything. We don't want to have a shaky first step yet.
Yeah, your cut to the middle right.
Fingers crossed, you're gravy on your box.
It's on the 27th of March, 26th.
Yeah, he's not playing today. I've got to redo it.
Oh, that's shit, that.
Fucking dark players get a day off for fucking what?
You've got to redo the gravy.
Drink beer out of past nature.
You're not buying a pack in this box.
These boxes are only five cards.
It is a very high risk.
This is a whole social media specials.
Most people won't get a card.
Oh, shit, that.
The cards have come out.
I was fuming the ginger went four to one super boost in the jungle right 64 quid max, and I didn't fucking do it
I'll stand I'll stand by it. You should have done it
I don't know if you should have you should have pre-planned it that you were gonna like do something stupid near the end
Hmm
See this is why little is a brick I'm glad he's still here so you can hear this
Little to a nine data ten to one
Mensa Sylovich to a nine data one hundred to one
Exactly why the fuck is literally to a nine data 10 to one and then any any player to a nine data is
8 pound 50 to one how the fuck is a nine data 8 pound 50 to one
Bro it should be 20 to 1 or something like that
No, no, no just just in the littler's game
Again that all that's fucking discussed in just in the game. Yeah. Oh, wow. That's all yeah, that's horrible
I mean little as a knob, mate. I
Didn't
I didn't fucking mind a little pun here and there especially I love the 170 check out as well
Go on Lawrence. Thank you very much. Lauren. I appreciate it. I've had a five love
Legend Lauren. Thank you so much love. Thank you Lauren. How I've not even gone back to back yet. Never mind fucking nine data
That's what I mean me you're a brick Lauren for the five love
Yeah
Oh, who did seven? Justin who did seven?
Let me settle in ropey round one and two.
I'll bet you, but it's always going to be ropey at the start though, isn't it?
You know you don't need to fucking worry.
the easiest fucking the easiest rounds for fucking the better players are later ones
because there's that much pressure on you and not going out there's that much pressure on
you to not go out early because it's the big upset that's why it's cagey when you
Sam is quarters final you you laughing
Some good there's some good games incoming some good games. I'll make you telling me
Always always gets good about now, but it yeah
Go on Paul to the 30 months mate. Thank you, bro. Yeah, it's first of four sets now
It's bad I think it's better like that. I like the little bit of extra
Yeah, mate, the longer the sets the bad
Luke if you've ever got a spare one as well let me know mate and I'll fucking get myself down there
Drove through some today my wheels weren't missing. I'm good. Yeah fucking not surprising
You may have the answer. Yeah, that failed to the primary the kid Denzel to the 17 break. Thank you, brother
Hey Jones to be fair David David should have been one of them up in the first side
Do I love all I'm gonna pull
Thank you very much part I appreciate the five brother go on the fucking boy. Thank you very much part
Thank you, bro
Legend, thank you very much mate Caroline to the four as well Caroline. Thank you
guys the break is happening the break is happening thank you pot my Christmas
broke I get a duck I am I've got three arms and I hope you get a duck oh thanks
mate you got three in the end yeah I got three I got four I got there's 15
spots I got 45% chance
How many spots?
Yeah, David's good at double. Justin Edelbeck, Ryan Meekle.
Who?
Justin Heard, the lad that beat Knopper the other night, he's playing Ryan Meekle.
He is, he's playing very well actually as well.
I'm fucking loving Christian Mamba.
Charlie Mamba.
Charlie Mamba.
I'm fucking loving Charlie Mamba, I can't lie.
I swear he's got a good draw as well in the next round.
A good draw I don't think there is actually to be honest.
I know what you mean man.
I'm sure Charlie, he's got a good...
I fucking love him.
Oh is it Evans? Yeah but that's what I mean like...
Yeah but that's good, that's a good test.
Yeah but that's a better draw than playing fucking Humpfries or Littler.
Everyone you're playing so I mean there's a lot worse players as well.
Rich Evans is 150 to 1 to win the whole thing.
No Evans is a very good player but he's a fourth player.
If he's not a sink and he's not thrown well then that is here we go.
Mate what do you think?
Charlie number he's not even in there to win the all-year he is 150 to one as well
Again like mate
Four ducks here. Come on. Go on. They do
Fucking duck you've got four dogs. Well, where's my name? I can't I'm nowhere
There's the very back
Look at this Donald Trump duck in lane one. I know yeah
I can't even see my name. All right, it's over. I'm just gonna be out. I think I don't feel how many cards was it?
15. I don't think I've made it. I think you just missed out Luke. Oh my god, I'm out. Jan van Veen's more favorite over fan game.
Oh, he played ridiculously well though. Yes, I think he's looking tender as well.
fuck sake i missed me that mess shit in here
oh i was going to steal him my sense fuck off your dick mate Ricardo
pietresco i'd fucking love to play him in fucking five four nil to come
pissing me off with his shit haircut and i've got this it pissed me off because he started on Luke
That's why I don't like him.
Martin Schinder as well, he can fuck off with his shit haircut.
He's got shit pretty normally there, can't he?
No, it's easy for him.
No, it's not. They're the two people that beat Luke and Luke in the World Cup as well.
I don't like him because of that.
Yeah. Are you the same as...
Who's the other German one the other day?
No, Clemens. I love Clemens.
Clemens? Yeah, I like him.
him. Go on Georgina, 5-2 gifted love. Thank you. I love Clemens. I love the way he throws.
Fuck me, I can't believe we just bowed three ducks for nothing. Right, here we go. I know
police. Yeah, we're fucking out Luke. When you're averaging the same as me on fucking
scolier you're gonna get fucking destroyed at the most
alright boys here we go have you got ginger name our Ronaldinho so but what
just faster yeah I'm looking for balsa as well
have you got chas?
Ravado online
you'll know if it's M2 though Chas because the patch is always like
Well, we just Google it, it'll come up.
I'm actually shitting it.
We better get the neck, we better get the neck.
You've never averaged 75, first of all, I've had legs where I've averaged
high 80s, low 90s, so ever in something like that again.
Look at what? Luke's got a slat having cheated on.
I've seen a lot of cards.
Yeah, and we haven't had a...
I haven't seen a cane parmer or bail tonight.
I've not seen a slat having cheated on.
No, no, just buying, but he's got a lot of cards, so...
Hey, Luke's got a Zlatan and Cheeto.
Oh, and, uh, and Donary.
Yeah, I've already got Cheeto.
To 10.
Of course it is. Of course it is.
That is white and blue, Chet. White and blue on the patch.
Oh, Chet!
Could be a white and blue. What were we saying?
That one.
Yeah, that's the old Madrid, innit?
Who's white and blue?
Chelsea?
Chelsea. Oh yeah, Deco. Screams of a Deco. It's not Chelsea because it's also
Phillip Lam. Phillip Lam, 7-10 chat. Fuck, that's Bayern Munich. Bayern Munich, 7-10,
Phillip Lam. Why is that a Bayern goal? You don't know. Because I feel like it's 8-2-7.
Well, you can see he can get to it with the exact same player play. That's not what works.
We've had loads of what? Yeah, we've had Barca Barca Barca.
Of the evening.
Oh yeah, correct. That's the case.
Not of the evening.
God, D Maria, good luck man.
I don't think I've seen a single one.
Give me a one of one.
We're going to fuck one of D Maria.
Needs a redeption.
Right. Excellent.
Five, okay.
Yeah, I know. Okay, let's surprise. Don't be deterrent, Gigi. Come on. It's over. You
know, retro United record. It's not a little. I don't think that's Liverpool. No, I don't
think. Is it keen? It could be keen. Oh, it might be Slatter, maybe. I don't know
what that could be. I don't know what that could be. I don't know what that could
I
I'm still in my patch to come.
No sleet till 21
Next one is sharp. I mean next one is sharp.
I'll probably get the blade.
Not sure, yeah, it's sharp, that's me.
I'm not gonna case 21, but...
Right, come on.
It's in the store.
It's in the store.
It's in the store.
Next one, check.
It's a redemption, I'll see what it said to me, I think.
Yeah, it's a redemption.
this is done. I don't know. I
think. Here we go. No, no,
because it's coming to five.
Come on. Please. This could be
further. Inscription to five
from all on the inscription.
Kevin De Bruyne. Yeah. Yeah.
No, I don't know. I was like,
Yeah, I think that I think you Nicholas and Elka
I was gonna say because I was gonna say you take when you said that I thought I'd do it you take the phone
I know we have
I know we have
Top should be saying
Top should obviously put in the inscription
Which I think is bad
Yeah I hear that, it shouldn't be happening though
Right so at least we're getting a patch
I need the next case
I actually need the next case
I can't
I need a car
I need the next case
I need the next case
I'll take like eight players in the next one
Let's have a look.
Oh!
I like the meets that SpongeBob sketch.
Go on, Angie, give it a gift, dude.
Thank you, I love you.
Oh, he's got a nice little fake there.
He's probably not...
He won't excited, so he's probably not going.
A five?
It's a five.
All right, five's all right.
Bath?
Aroma.
All right, it's time.
It's the baller, Gigi.
No!
Fucking hell!
I'm not even a fucking swear!
Get me down fucking swear!
I'll buy you a drink to go to bed.
Don't know what I want.
You alright, Pie?
Still don't know what I want.
What's up, mate?
Pie, talk to me. What's wrong, mate?
I've been so much pain mate. I didn't want to lock in, I locked in and we didn't even get a sweat.
You're joking.
I mean, didn't even see a round Madrid, didn't see a Bayern, didn't see a f***.
That's f***ing annoying, innit?
That's happening.
I'll buy the next one though if we're like, you know what I mean.
The next case?
Yeah, they're, well, I'll ask you then. If he does case 21, I'll buy him. I'm checking.
No, you're gonna buy the next case?
No, I can't because he's selling it for breaks.
But I'll buy into the break.
Fuck's sake.
The new one's it.
Loot the new glass case, let's get it on.
Yeah.
Whatever's in on the last one.
He'll do it.
He'll do it.
No, I'm not getting the inflatable.
They're not good, they're left, really.
Ninja tech, you think?
I'm looking, I'm looking.
I tell you what, right, how many, how many are lefts?
Oh, he's stuck.
What's he saying? Is that potential here?
Yeah, the rate potential.
Yeah, we might have to take a few spots now.
I might have to take a few spots for it to go.
What's the big step there?
Plank's going to take seven spots.
Ha ha ha.
He bloody loves it, Plank.
He's an absolute top bloke.
Yeah, he's a top guy, Plank.
I'm in fucking tears here.
Does it count so I'm in tears here?
You just tears someone crying.
Plank.
I'll say to him, put the discount on
I'll take them
Scanner is rebooted
I've asked for a discount chat I've asked for the discount
That's it over at chap
Tires on bleach watch
There's a lot of sports left, shit, I'm not gonna lie, there's a lot left.
A lot left, there's three less now because I haven't bought three.
I think.
What did you buy?
Ronaldinho, no, I got Neymar, Ronaldo.
If we're gonna get it done, a lot of them will be in the game.
Like, Jen just got two.
There's a lot of them on there.
I will stick 10% on, because that's obviously what the Android one will be as well.
10%?!
I'm not gonna miss that one!
I'll put 10% on there.
Fucking stingy bastard.
you
you
you
you
you
No, I don't. Okay, good
He's just mad as well. I literally said on stream. This is what I hate about breaks
I said on the streamer that if anyone in Jinji's chat back here
I literally went I went I really want to Harlem so loving but I won a salesberg one and a fucking bottle the spot and there's a
Solid oh, yeah, yeah
I'm literally just sat here just wanted to fucking die
Oh
The gift
Yeah, I've got Kane and
Fuck I'm so tempted by that fucking by Harlan Foden. It's always in the filler
Dracke and I do me a deal Dracke and if I ask him for a Christmas discount and do me a deal
You've already raised the fucking good bloke. He has to be fair chat
I'm gonna I've got to find this for you. I'm trying to do it. I'm trying. What Keelini good luck
Oh and Keelini was out all the time. I'm gonna tick tock
But I swear Keelini at the start was out in like every fucking one
There you go.
This is my, if I take, if I take Harlan Foden, it's my welcome to retirement.
You can't, but you, you've got to say that again, I only got a case, but I did lock in, I feel like I've got...
You did, you've done well, you've done well.
That's it.
You've done great, you've done great, you've done great.
I'm not going to have breaks to give you the same level of sweat in a while, I'm not joking.
One of one.
There will not be a better furgi ever than that.
by the cake the sweat we're not going to ever know it is it is a mystic i respect that
mate don't worry i i do breaks with my knees that's why i don't like black cases that often
because i don't want to blur and i like to there you go to be fair i only buy players
that i want to play and connect it was an arm and a leg you've got a super fracture
Yeah
Wow
Did you get it through Dan?
Did you get it through Dan?
Dan who?
Dan's card
No
There's a guy called Jack Collette who got it
Then I got in touch with a guy who had it called Gav
And then I went to EK up to Manchester
I sat in the back of his car
He gave me the card, I sent him the price
It did take about 40 minutes to go through
So I sat in the back of his car for about 45 minutes
I wonder what's going on
And then obviously he went for it.
Right, spot's all going down, chat.
Wow.
Sorry, I meant to say, you're not at Croatburg.
That's the best thing in the credible matter.
The dice you throw, you would be worth more.
It probably would be, but it depends on more of the fellow for me.
I don't think it would.
You don't think it would?
Well, it's the fives of fives.
No, I don't think it would be, to be honest.
It's a big card.
It's a big card.
It's massive, but the image on your one, he's like...
you
you
you
you
you
of
All of the car
Trusigator 50
I've got quite a few good ones getting rid of as well
Are you selling them to him?
Nah, I don't think so
Oh, we'll do it actually
I've only got three more
A 9 of 25 patch
I've got that athletic commentary where there was no patch if I've got hang on go on United
for having a 10 mate I appreciate that brother thank you very much man thank you bro go on
Eli thank you United I've got this bag is basically this bag is random cards and I've
got another bag that's just full of United Crow. Just full of United Crow. A lot of this
is like your fucking reverence. Like one-yeary reverence. Maradona reverence. Obsidian. I've
I've got a barcola here to 75.
Jungman's son to 50.
Oli Watkins to 75.
Bonnie Face and Mikey Moore.
Mikey Moore, 10 of 10.
Not a bad fit, not a bad fucking pack there either.
I might have to wear some of...
Bonnie Face.
Oh, here you go, here's some United Drum.
25 third in hand. Signed.
Who got 8 to 50 and who got 8 to 50 signed.
United at home would say they're going to win.
Yeah, I'm going to do a stream. I'm not going to say anything for ages, but I will let to do one.
Probably the new year. They're getting around my cards.
I've got a Maldini to 75. United to win 4-0 tomorrow. You've lost your...
Boys, I've done it. I'm taking Holland Foden. Well in, Pike. Well in, mate.
That is full retirement now, though. That is a fucking expensive spot.
His number to, like... His number to fucking tend to do, like, silly money, so...
Who foldin?
Get now Harland
Like stupid
Have I got?
Depends on you looking for United Luke
I can't believe we just missed one though Chas
That's why it's the most is that I've literally just missed one
Yeah
Like I've got a van Persie to 50
These are all signs
Van Persie to 50
Valencia to 25
Antonia Valencia
On this break
Ronaldo at Inter Milan
Ronaldo at Real Madrid
And Neymar
Really to 25
Gary now the 25
Covimain and Cheedo reverence
If I look at it though that I could have spent 90,000 FC points I didn't and that is
It's a better choice than spending FC points at me toya. It is no it is it is although I am I am in heavy retirement
At least your check and I did not look at
I've got the run out I slot again. Oh, she's a Valencia
You got Ronaldo Barca?
Yeah.
I had to be fuming because I've got interval and Madrid so he get the Barca one and I've
not got that one.
Excuse me.
I've got any Arsenal?
Plenty of Arsenal, mate.
Why not that Barca?
I can't wait to do it.
I won the area there, everyone.
I feel like it was.
It was.
I'm going to do it anyway.
Sleep is for the weak.
The problem is that I have...
I know Pasha's just got a case and I'm going to do it anyway.
I know I should have just got a case. I know it's shit else.
Kiezer.
Gerard to 25. George Beths, for reference.
This is one bag.
This is one bag of cards to get rid of.
And this is another one Roy Keane signed 250 Bruno Fernandez
Red Devil to 50.
Not Percy Red Devil to 50, 25 Bruno.
One year in the Alpha Folding.
PS8 and Ganacho.
Obsidian Ronaldo.
Savino.
Ariemi patch.
Please, mine, mine, mine.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
if you wish for the
say them cards whatever you have for me if you don't need them
haha okay
Well, so we got in here.
Valverde patch, Garnaccio.
Rasmus.
Lastoni.
Jimenez.
Not pure.
Well, Paul scores a 25 patch.
You have to come down one day Luke, as we have a fucking roof for him.
But you have to come down at about 9am and you might leave 5 o'clock free.
It's like a united war, yeah mate.
and that's not including all my police shows I've still not gone through
What have we got here?
Are the ghouls at 25?
Steven, Madam, are you done?
Oh, shit.
Bring them down to five.
9 out of 25.
Mezzazel Tatat.
Mate!
Oh, how are we fucking... oh, you cunt!
Ah!
Fuck!
Whoa!
dropped one of the boxes on me towels and it was right that bit there and I'm gonna be
fucked. That's good. Next one, don't know what this is.
Marcelo to 25.
Garif Bale to 15.
Seydor to 25.
Oh, very junior.
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So it's Morgan, your phone number below, but I wasn't on PC like Windows, I was on
a game.
So it wasn't on that screen.
Okay, don't fuck.
Yeah, you got fucking lucky.
I did.
Oh no, you got lucker.
No, you got lucky.
Alright, we'll see.
Bye.
We'll see fret what why you friend of me bro. Go on. What you gonna do? Yes, mate. Sorry. Oh, yes, bye
Um, I've got a reverence make you more patch ten out of ten. It's quite a good patch. How much like that's worth
To tell what reverence. Yeah
Have you had a look on 130? That's normally the place to go. No, it's his number patch. Oh
Oh, is it? Yeah, that's pretty cold. Yeah
Yeah, I've got your stream on, yeah.
Is he not doing well at, uh, is he not doing well at, uh, um.
No.
Oh.
Rangers.
Who the fuck has got Bruno's captain's armband from the Chelsea game?
I need to know who's got it, where is it from, how much?
Ever since I found out that that was in there,
I've not seen anyone actually get it.
Where is it?
Panem?
Is it where is it?
It's so much talk about this, by the way.
No one knows where half of the one I want
at the top's now, no one knows.
Oh, it's a cart?
Yeah.
And what's it got in it?
The Bruno, the captain's arm band he wore when he scored his 250th goal for United vs. Chelsea.
Oh shit.
Yep.
Did you not even get any parallels?
No, I didn't, I got a couple with all shit.
So what?
And that's the top, that's the tops, tops now.
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
Now they're all to like 50 and 250th shit.
Yeah I know if that was Dammit. Oh he's 100th goal sorry.
I know Dammit mad on the Izzle Doze.
Yeah he's 100th goal here, sorry.
Don't know I'm mad, don't know. I do not have any ducks instead of suckers.
I just have a bit of a top down. I don't really need them all.
There's my main thing really.
Yeah, I don't really know.
Go on page, favorite of the gifted love.
Well then you buy information on a filler in the chat just that way.
Fuck off, Kane.
Championship or something.
I think it's good not to play in the Premier League, to be honest.
At least I don't need that.
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fuck sake you're scrapping no I'm not scrapping I'm just going asking what's
that ego get a fucking milking yeah I get a document you get a new be a fucking
tight ego typical bell and fucking done and dusted as in fucking gell with I
I drive now, not the fucking point is it?
I'm so literally nuts.
Ha ha ha.
Aww.
We love cardboard mate.
Right, once he's go chat we are good to go.
I gave up learning to drive a Hater.
Three to the corner though.
It's 470, it's not 470, it's 319.
Thanks.
Or 320.
He might drop the ducks again,
he might do us a favor, he might drop them.
Mate.
Oh my god, I'm asking for what I'm filming. From what I've seen in his youtube videos,
I'm fucking on that. Yeah, he's so funny.
you down a tiny bit 27
27 95 on those 200 pounds
more on these last ones just get them over the line chat
let's go to them
it's the last case
with the name today
last ones of 27 95 chat
i reckon it'll get you to do
no idea
love it up
you don't have to do it
you have to do it
I'm sure that they're fucking robbed me blind and got rid of all the money
And then you fucking roll it
Yeah, I feel like they do that sometimes as well
You're not so low enough that you're into something else
Yeah, that's good
You're not so low enough that you're into something else
Sorry mate, dance time
You're not so low enough that you're into something else
We love being at your interviews for nine years
Just the last two hours
Am I even in the creative program anymore?
I think they're fucking rejected me
You didn't tell the difference you're a fucking word, oh mate
The final ones, jam, we are there
Last 19
Merry Christmas everyone
It's probably even good in a minute.
How much for Luke?
I can't play the thing though.
Proper trick has made that build a mode on that.
Oh my god.
It's the sweatiest game mode of all time though.
He didn't say he said let me know.
I can't in a minute.
Last 16.
And we are there people, last 16.
No I had a fucking joke.
When I did SpongeBob Chrome, I pulled a one of one sketch card.
the sketch card as the um yeah yeah but it's a it's a dude I don't ever seen
Spongebob it's a sketch of a sketch it's the doodle
the raffle will be completed on Instagram tomorrow it will be posted who
has won and what they have won I'll be whispering whoever has won on twitch if
you please make sure you've got a paper
the doodle
I don't know what to call it
oh yeah go on
yeah so I pulled it
the one of one doodle
I'll show you
I'll show you in there
you got the one of one doodle
no no base I'll show you
it's actually quite cool
I'm happy to rig it if this one goes off sooner
oh my god and that's the one of one
that's the one of one
How do you know?
One of one sketch cards.
Because it is, it's a one of one.
They're sketch cards.
Yeah, alright, alright, okay, Norris, one of one, but can't prove it, nor have I heard
that before.
But no, it is.
But one of the, one, I've just him sold for ten thousand dollars.
So this one could be like, I think it's better than the one that's sold.
But yeah, it does say one of one on the back.
authenticated by the artist what that so yeah you pulled that you bought it I got
it I got it a case oh my god no I know you're trying to like wind me up that's
pretty fucking decent like that's a big card why much of a mind you up so I
know you like me now that's a big cut that though I'm not actually trying to
you up I'm being serious all right okay yeah no but I just got this time now you
know it's a 101 because it says on the back one of one show him with the back
yeah it does say that
at the top 101 I don't say 101 oh but it says one of a hundred
Did I actually?
No, it doesn't. No, it says what?
Oh, I'm gonna say what I'm looking at here.
I'm shitting at this fucking break here.
There you go, a new king, I said newer fucking remember the name.
That's what he's writing, what a game.
We are the last hurdle chat and then we're gonna go
I'll fucking follow him back watching his 10 viewers.
They've been changed.
Oh, what? Is the song being changed? Zero hits back.
I mean...
Any chance of doing this? My wife's back.
You're an absolute idiot, yeah.
Last seven, I'm gonna...
Last seven? Go on, Luke. Fucking get him in.
We kind of run it. Zero dies.
Have you got spots on this, Max? Yeah? Have you been buying in?
go on Lee I'm further 27 mate I'll be honest how was your baby my sugar blue
I'll never take it excuse me I might take a fucking slots I'm not trying to
take a slot for a fucking gambling deal I'm fucking basically doing it
Anyway
No, this is investing remember ah some word
They're investing. I might try and get an investing deal
investment deal
Why?
That's not fucking family to pay for me
Chid is gonna start screwing on room back. I fucking I fucking love slots
Slots or slots slots
Oh dear, dear.
Made you on a multi-stream on kick.
Oh no, you'll never see me on there.
I did used to go on Amigo on there though,
because it's that fucked you can do whatever you want on there and get over it.
I've seen on Twitter someone got run over it, didn't they?
Honestly, wouldn't surprise me.
Yes.
It's mental.
At least we know the good thing is,
is at least we know he's out of dynasty like he's got none left yeah until
tomorrow
It won't sell me any more. By the way, you will find this funny. I wanted to buy more F1. They refused to sell it to me.
So that again, sorry?
It won't let me lock in. They cut me off.
Who did?
Fnaticz.
Yeah, is that what I mean?
Fnaticz is so weird, in my opinion.
You get someone who's gonna go in there and buy five boxes. Now you can only have one.
I don't get it.
people can go on breaks and my point to them was my points them was I am literally
going to rip them right here for content like I'm not reselling them like I'm not
trying to make money like and yeah they wanted to it's because apparently they
hyped the price up so they'll start a certain price and then they'll up the
price so so it's so weird like if you know the person isn't going to came
Just don't mention it again bro chat stop acting came please fuck sake
Don't know why we're all turn on him and I've got him
Joe
I'm not back Chad. I'm not buying a fucking duck. So it's fucking bright time to suck up it
He isn't begging it he's letting me know what he watched me since 10 viewers ain't begging it
He didn't ask for a follow back. I just followed him because he watched me see the ten viewers
And it you tell him Luke
He's too scrapping in the chair, I'm not
Fram scraps in it fair play
I'm on JT's fucking private insta-store at the chit the turkey that he had he's looks unbelievable
John Terry's young don't Terry's II close friends are Dan's car just bought the darts
he's finished it what a legend well in if you ever want a big united card ginger he's
the one to speak to fuck is that Dan's cards he's good lad I spell in Dan's Dan Z
I
Check them out on it on instant like legit
He's like he's like mad with like high and consignments like if you need a car
I need to move the car do so it
Well apparently listed
Little is fucking Matthias up for 750 quid apparently is worth more than that
I mean that's normally
That's not me slagging you by the way Dan. That's just from what I've been told. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Oh my God.
1878, Cristiano Ronaldo signed.
Is that the, yeah, that's the club history, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's why that case that he's got of Impeccable
has got the year before champions cards.
And he'll take, there's only 10 of them in the world.
Oh, he's just a checklist.
Yeah, mate, the champions cards are the fucking hardest cards to get out of.
Oh my god!
Yeah, I told you he's got everything I need.
How much is that, Dan?
Ha!
Chat, look at this.
One of one, by the way.
Yeah, he's got the furthest gold.
One of one.
I told you.
He has he has everything and anything
Oh, wow, that's fucking mad that's a big card in it. That's a big card
I've followed him and if you try to tell me ridiculous price you get them for this
I could be a fucking very very very good value in customer ratings. Let's not take the pits. I
I've loved to be one of your valued customers mate
You stop typing here. I mean he's deleted messages rethinking it
Well, that's not to piss it down
Bought Palmer and he brows ago any chance yet Luke chewing head now bro. Do you chill here? We go?
Oh, it's a duck sir. I see
This is nicer than yours I reckon
you got a very good price I think. Thank you. Like you have a stopping chance you got a mad
price for that. Yeah. Luke, Luke, go Luke. Oh I get up and took my Kevin Scott. Luke
2 lilies fell down, he's back. Kevin Scott's in a piss.
Oh for fuck's sake.
I didn't see the fucking name.
Oh my god.
Top 18.
Ah, lucky lads.
Not one of your little games, 21st.
No, I've never seen it.
44.
40 fucking four.
It was my favourite fuck.
Lucky mate.
Amorak, by the way.
Got a craze off of him, China. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the China people are mad.
Urgh! The China people!
What the fuck does that mean?!
What the fuck does that mean?!
That was a bad statement, yes.
Why do you tell them how fucking mental they are, Carl?
No, I know what you mean. Yeah, the Chinese...
What the fuck?!
No, the Chinese...
Have you taken what I've said heavily out of comes?
They have not!
Not that is exactly what you said the China people. What do you mean by that? Sorry the people of China of what time to revert
So you mean the Chinese?
Yeah
Chazer cancelled
What the fuck
Now the Chinese market is absolutely sad. I can imagine there's a lot of cards that like in asia that you just they just get
This is why
he's shit what it wants.
It's break, it's break.
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I'm just gonna go do my brains and packs after this what you feel about
I'm fucking buzz I didn't buy an extra case I'm gonna stop when I stopped
at this minute in time. Yeah, you took the good ones. I know, yeah, I only had seven.
Chill though. He knows it's not a gold, he knows when it's the other way, he knows.
Or he'll go, oh, we've got something sick. Silver again. Silver again, Pie.
Oh, I've got Skelly, please, please, please. That is not Arsenal.
I'm pretty sure it's Arsenal. That is not Arsenal.
Unless you got the spot please be scared. Oh my god. He thinks that's Arsenal. He's gonna be an Arsenal fan
It's my new airy fuck I was gonna buy a new one year
I hope it's one year for your sake
I've got one year you can have just
Don't want it for a much as well.
You think I'm making you pay for it?
Boys, this last card is gonna be good.
Oh, this fucking game, right tight coin.
Oh, this is what I still get, is that?
That's the sleeve.
Yes, he knows, he knows already it's not good. He would have said it.
We're fucked.
This is gonna be good considering how bad that case is.
Reception, redemption.
Oh, Foden, one fucking time, oh, Palmer's Lightface, could be Palmer, it could be Foden.
Come on, Pa.
I'd love it to be Palmer, because I know you've not got him this time.
Yeah, I went to buy it.
So, Pa's cards.
To five.
To five.
To five.
To five.
All right, piss me off with his name back.
Come on, Pa!
Come on, Pa!
Come on, Pa!
They're doing fucking money!
Get the fucking money!
You willing, Pa?
Get the fucking money, you know?
Come on!
They're doing fucking brains as well.
Come on, Pa!
I'm fucking getting there!
Oh my god, fine!
I'm going for i.
Come on, mate!
Take that! To 5's nice!
To 5's nice!
Oh, we're so back!
Oh, the fuck.
That pissed me off that you got a card.
Yeah, sorry, mate.
You've done fuck all along, mate.
You've bottled it multiple times
and you've come out of a car and it's pissed me off.
me off. You're an absolute fucking shit-house. Pathetic excuse of a gambler. You should be
ashamed of yourself. Pie face, back in the day, we're looking at you now and being fucking
ashamed. Makes me sick.
At least you can get a taste, because the rest of them are fucking shit.
I know, yeah. Good job, actually. That mess you and I ended on was actually fucking
unreal.
Yeah. We've actually all come away winners today.
I didn't hit anything
The only thing I want to hit is we head against the fucking wall. No, don't do that jazz
He did a chance Cyrus is like by the way. I'm just saying
Oh Chaza pretending like he cares like he weren't fucking saying it's fuck all to him off stream the other day
Go on Luke the new old TFS ending. What a shit house
House. Yeah, Cyrus, Cyrus is like a virus.
Luke, good night, God bless, makes no sense.
Night Chas, happy with my case, I'll message you some more about the money.
Don't message me mate, message TFF, he ain't fucking sending it, he's sending it to me.
He's got a dynasty, 15 left, ooh.
What was that, sir?
Look, Cyrus has got a dynasty, I'm just having a look, see what he's in.
and really good to buy I don't think and that's a different product GNCA you've
lost your ads
that's cat physical a pie yes mate good fucking night and God bless mate good
night mate thank you Joe what that was great fucking fun I absolutely love that
And I'm genuinely fucking buzzin' that phone and I'm fucking glad you are man. How much I can afford it'll go for
I looked it's the tens
It's the 10
Did 1500 so oh my god?
Yeah, hopefully yeah, that was dollars, but still yes
You look about about one of those you probably look about two maybe three. Yeah, I'm not gonna sell it
I'm just gonna keep I'm just I'm just hoping it's a cool patch. Yeah, so it's a cool
Do you know what I hope ultimately for the for the best for you?
What's that mate?
Fucking sinabit you fucking knob right chat absolute fucking legends
I absolutely fucking love every single fucking one of you. Thank you so fucking much
I appreciate the subs the bits only with a five fifty two on the stream. What a fucking man
Thank you very much mate. I love you brother. Thank you so much mate
Thank you very much for the subs the bits the gift is a don't know is I appreciate you all man
Thank you so fucking much. I can't believe it's 4 a.m. On Christmas morning. Well, it's just a boxing day morning, and I'm fucking sat here
Absolutely fucking legends man. Thank you so fucking much. I appreciate every single fucking one of you
I hope you had an amazing day
I hope you have a great boxing day if you go in boxing day sales good luck
You get up in two hours if you're going traffic center good fucking look for that one
It will be busy as fuck.
But yeah, chat, love every single one of yous.
Thank you so fucking much.
I will hopefully see you all tomorrow.
I can't make any promises because it is 4 a.m.
and I got United on.
However, what I will say is the 5,000 pound giveaway
will be announced tomorrow on Instagram.
So I fucking love yous for that.
Absolute fucking legends.
I will see you all.
If not tomorrow, I'll see you all on 27th.
Goodnight.
God bless.
Sleep tight.
I fucking love every single one of yous.
that's it, let's make a raid.
Let's do a raid, raid, let's do a raid.
Raid, raid, let's do a raid.
Let's do, let's do, let's do a raid.
Mamma, mamma, mamma, mamma.
Why don't we go?
I don't know, man.
I'll send you over to fucking pie go on them why not a why not chat thank you so much man
honestly I appreciate everything thank you so fucking much I hope you had an amazing
day though sir I will see you all tomorrow if not tomorrow I'll see you all the day
after