🔥BOXING DAY AFTEROON!!🔥ONLY 1 UNITED!🔥FEELING HOT!🔥COME ON!!!!🔥THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!🔥

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12-26-2025 · 3h 00m

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[00:03:02] I figured I'd like you to stay

[00:03:05] Don't wait a minute, don't wait a minute

[00:03:08] So let me imagine

[00:03:11] There are booze, booze

[00:03:15] Serenity doesn't stop in a book

[00:03:19] Urban off-screen nights

[00:03:22] At the motel on the street lights

[00:03:25] In the city of bombs

[00:03:27] Call me what you want when you want if you want

[00:03:30] And you can call me names if you call me up

[00:03:34] B-nights at the motel

[00:03:36] Love in the street lights in the city

[00:03:39] Call me what you want when you want if you want

[00:03:43] And you can call me names if you call me up

[00:03:46] I can't be seen to know your problems

[00:03:48] I'm no good with nags with bases

[00:03:49] But you sent me nags with pics of swimming nags

[00:03:51] Now to the waist I bring my feelings and bars

[00:03:54] Stop turning my calls and close, turning the walls and barricades

[00:03:58] And I'm too fucked on to know what's going phase

[00:04:02] And every new day is a bad good, I can't make you call

[00:04:07] And make you stay, take you all that's new

[00:04:11] So I get lost in my music, watching movies, talking to the world

[00:04:14] In my room, I'm fucking through my arms in my head

[00:04:16] Just trying to make sure it all makes sense

[00:04:18] I ain't made a money, maybe someday you can take it from me

[00:04:20] And I'm up too late, thinking about you

[00:04:23] and then my three lives at the motel on the street lights in the city of Mars

[00:04:31] hello

[00:04:38] at the little town on the street lights in the city of our oh

[00:04:44] Oh, what the fuck?

[00:04:49] Oh, what a tune.

[00:04:51] Hello, hello, hello, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:04:59] Hope you're all doing absolutely fine, Dami Nosey.

[00:05:02] You sexy fucking bastards.

[00:05:05] Hope you're all doing well.

[00:05:07] It's future in the rest.

[00:05:10] Sorry.

[00:05:12] Listen, same top.

[00:05:14] This fucking top is gonna get used once a year.

[00:05:18] I'm getting my fucking money's worth out of it.

[00:05:22] Money's worth, mate.

[00:05:23] I've got my cargos on.

[00:05:26] Got my cargos on, ready for the fucking game later.

[00:05:28] I might get some fucking, get the badging cargos.

[00:05:33] Get that existed, innit?

[00:05:35] Have my phone, but I just stopped playing Vixxman.

[00:05:38] I'll do it then, I'll check it out, mate, don't worry.

[00:05:41] Go on, James, for every 21 months,

[00:05:43] do you have a 34?

[00:05:45] Maya Flech, do you have a 10?

[00:05:46] Charlotte, do you have a 19?

[00:05:47] Kelsey, do you have a gift in Sheenie?

[00:05:49] For every 10 months, Charlotte, do you have any slippers?

[00:05:57] These aren't new, by the way.

[00:05:59] I just don't wear them.

[00:06:00] I thought, fuck it.

[00:06:01] I'll bang them on.

[00:06:02] Little Ugg slippers.

[00:06:04] Assed.

[00:06:06] Fucking get them on, get them fucking feet

[00:06:08] nice and toaster.

[00:06:09] Old man, grandad. No, they are grandad slippers, I can't lie.

[00:06:14] They are grandad slippers.

[00:06:17] I will, I will agree with you on that.

[00:06:19] Go on, horror monster.

[00:06:21] But it's a season and it sticks and I

[00:06:24] suck your mum, she's forget that I existed

[00:06:27] and it's half my fault.

[00:06:30] I just put powder in my head, I don't know if it works or not.

[00:06:34] We're dressed in Jacks, no bangable?

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[00:06:40] Look the same cheers mate, I mean that's kind of what I'm going for

[00:06:46] Fuck it. I couldn't do a fork anyway to be honest, but oh

[00:06:52] There we go, fuck it last

[00:06:56] To head like a carrot for you very much mate. Thank you

[00:07:01] Bangable, thank you very much. That's what we want sexy fucker. Thank you very much. I appreciate it

[00:07:05] Thank you, but that's out of it

[00:07:08] powder was the best when you wash your hair straight after putting

[00:07:12] Powder was the best when you wash your hair straight after putting it in no shampoo. So you're not washing your hair then

[00:07:20] So what you've actually just said is powder was best when you wet your hair and don't wash it

[00:07:24] That's what you've actually said sign my milkers fucking get them out then as long as you are 18 or over

[00:07:30] I will sign them. Thank you. I actually have never signed them and I will not sign them

[00:07:33] Look, it's February 11th. Thank you very much, mate.

[00:07:36] Alan, Chippin' at 8, Eden, Chippin' at 3,

[00:07:38] and Toby, Chippin' at 16.

[00:07:39] Resika!

[00:07:40] February 19 months.

[00:07:42] Go on, Resika.

[00:07:44] Mullen, February 25, mate.

[00:07:46] Fucking legend.

[00:07:47] Am I off to the game today?

[00:07:48] Fucking am I off to the game?

[00:07:51] A fucking two, right.

[00:07:53] Cannot fucking wait.

[00:07:57] And then Alan Sharer can get it Monday

[00:07:59] and we fucking batter him.

[00:08:01] Alfie, February gifted, mate.

[00:08:03] What date is ballers? 29th. Interesting. How's Spike? Actually, I tell you how Spike is.

[00:08:16] So you know yesterday, actually, when I warmed up the leftover Christmas dinner, you can

[00:08:23] probably imagine where this is going to go. Bethan! 5-5 gifted Bethan. Thank you very

[00:08:29] much Bethan I appreciate it a lot legend thank you very much love thank you Bethan

[00:08:34] alright he's woke me up at nine o'clock in the morning obviously I've not gone to

[00:08:39] bed till five so I've lifted him off me bed I've let him go downstairs get a

[00:08:45] drink do everything he's to do alright I've then gone downstairs when I've

[00:08:50] woke up at approximately 12 30 in the midday weed pooed twice and then do

[00:08:57] you know what I thought, I thought hang on a minute, the gammon.

[00:09:02] I had three, no two, quite decent chunks of gammon and I just put them to my right hand

[00:09:11] side as I was streaming last night and they weren't on the floor but they were on something.

[00:09:16] The little box I've got here.

[00:09:20] The bowl was empty and crumbs were everywhere.

[00:09:23] that motherfucker has that gammon for breakfast and he's had a lot of it so

[00:09:30] he's probably in a food coma again. Grapella! Five out of five gifted Grapella!

[00:09:34] Go on Grapella! Thank you very much love. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very

[00:09:38] much Grapella. Excuse me, words of wisdom. Right, the last day of Christmas

[00:09:45] music in my opinion probably will be the last day. Thank you very much Grapella.

[00:09:49] I appreciate that. Jennifer, do you have any two months?

[00:09:52] Chassey, feather 14.

[00:09:54] Anyone got anything good off boxing day sales?

[00:10:01] Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

[00:10:08] I've not watched Stranger Things. JD Sports, nice.

[00:10:16] Go on, Jacob. Feather 24, mate.

[00:10:19] Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

[00:10:26] Good thank you, sweetheart.

[00:10:28] Got a Ferrari.

[00:10:31] Fucking family to you.

[00:10:33] Oh, chewing up now.

[00:10:44] Hey, Kelsey!

[00:10:46] Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey!

[00:10:49] Is my all, is my all, is my all, is my all, is my all, is my all, is my all, is my all.

[00:10:59] Go on the boy.

[00:11:00] Five out of ten, fifteen, mate.

[00:11:01] Ashley, five out of twenty-one, Grebel, five out of seventeen, sorry miss that.

[00:11:04] Thank you very much, Ashley.

[00:11:05] I appreciate it.

[00:11:06] Twenty-one months.

[00:11:07] Make sure you eat dinner at the dinner table today, please.

[00:11:11] Sorry, everyone on X.

[00:11:12] I know, mate.

[00:11:13] I know.

[00:11:14] Fucking hell.

[00:11:15] Wrapped it up and turned it.

[00:11:17] Go on, Karen.

[00:11:18] 37 months wish us a family say one mate drama card got a good sale on drama card

[00:11:27] you fool me again April abs a further five gifted mate go on April thank you

[00:11:34] very much mate legend thank you bro how do I get on boxing Dale oh there we go

[00:11:40] other the old mate these are fucking talk about some fucking good sales

[00:11:44] Hello. Fuck it. We'll have a look.

[00:11:46] Oh, turn me light off. Go on, Kelsey.

[00:11:48] Thank you very much for the opportunity to preach in that, Kelsey.

[00:11:51] Five out of five gifted love.

[00:11:53] Hey, that's a nice jacket.

[00:11:55] But I don't know if it's worth buying it

[00:11:56] because I'm fucking... It's summer next, innit?

[00:11:59] Our drama's actually so cold, I can't lie.

[00:12:03] I already got that. So nice.

[00:12:07] Nah, he's out now, John, mate.

[00:12:08] Five out of five gifted, mate, Kelsey.

[00:12:10] Thank you so much, April Fingerswell.

[00:12:11] Elise a jibber five of a reekie jibber 29 brother go on the boy. Thank you mate. Oh

[00:12:16] If I could get that as well, why do people buy the huddies and not the actual tracksuit? I don't get that

[00:12:22] Oh price would probably the smartest fucking thing you did

[00:12:29] Not I saw a job that not my cup of tea personal

[00:12:34] Kate's mother 14 raging gay

[00:12:36] 517 mate nah, I love the boys. I'd enjoy our grade as a cat like I've got that

[00:12:41] love it a fire in his heart Caitlyn Ward River five go on Caitlyn thank you

[00:12:49] very much love I appreciate that a lot Caitlyn thank you very much legend five

[00:12:54] of the five Kelsey favorite of the gift in as well no activity one next to the

[00:12:58] 18 mate. Oh, I gave you my heart. They're nice. I ain't got a minute. Fuck. Sold out

[00:13:12] out in the size. They've only got small. That's awkward. That's very awkward. I'm an extra

[00:13:32] extra small. Nope, they're sold out in that as well, mate. I did just try it. Go on,

[00:13:40] I am 5 out of 5 gifted now. I'm thank you very much fucking legend

[00:13:44] Go on the Scott five over the five gifted love VC waiting for the gifted hat in what the fuck

[00:13:50] In it she's favorite gift as well mate legend. Thank you, bro. Oh sister. I'm not gonna touch you

[00:13:56] Gracie five as well Gracie. I'm a bitch. Thank you very much. I appreciate that Gracie. Thank you very much, Gracie

[00:14:04] Legend, thank you. Hey will she have a 27 late?

[00:14:07] Right I'll have a look at some sales later. I'm not here for sales at this

[00:14:12] minute in time. I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god, why are you fucking quoting

[00:14:18] Chris Brown mate? JD sales are always going always gonna pop off. Why the fuck

[00:14:27] am I lying at 3 p.m. as well? What the fuck? Mental. Well I'll tell you why I've

[00:14:32] got my United later. That's fucking why. I'll have a chat. I'm hungry,

[00:14:35] Boxing day. Boxing day, I've got to be hungry. What do we get? Must we have a T90 game, no.

[00:14:45] Or we could get another Carver. Not allowed actually. Not allowed a Carver.

[00:14:53] No, not allowed a Carver. We could go from McDonald's. I'm not going to get the Smash burger that I got the other day

[00:15:01] I was woke up and I was sick so I won't be doing that oh

[00:15:04] Okay, so you stop in burger that was unreal

[00:15:07] No, I'm gonna get down my nose. I could just get a meal deal

[00:15:11] Five guys and then have something to eat after that

[00:15:15] Oh burger king

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[00:15:28] my dad says you're a knob thank you very much case it Kelsey sorry tell you that

[00:15:33] I think he's a fucking big fucking dickhead Levi give it a prime of my

[00:15:39] very much will give a 27 absolutely fucking legend

[00:15:47] Wingstop I've been getting over and can get that

[00:15:51] Where's my dad? Probably sat at home fucking drinking a stellar.

[00:15:56] One man night at my home.

[00:16:01] Nah, I can't get a wing stop.

[00:16:04] By himself. No, I love his fucking stupid partner with him.

[00:16:09] More fucking bolt-ox and fucking Katie Price.

[00:16:14] Courtney, do you have an eight mums? Thank you very much, Courtney.

[00:16:17] Fucking legend.

[00:16:19] Thank you very much, Courtney Chinese that open at this time

[00:16:26] There we go

[00:16:27] Get me off that perfect. Oh, where's the controller Popeyes is good. Oh, I had Popeyes in London pop eyes is really nice

[00:16:36] Do you know I'm feeling today chat? I don't know if you want me to on about fucking dance tournament

[00:16:49] 100% don't hit spike. No, I'll move spike before I start playing, don't worry. I will.

[00:17:08] I'll move spike before I start playing. Just in case one pops out. If he's below it, it's

[00:17:11] dangerous if he's not below it I'm alright. Bless him. Look at him.

[00:17:22] Haha. He won't let me this morning when he, he, he, he, he, he, he just put me tonguing.

[00:17:28] He's fucking got up on it, stood up on it, he's fucking, he sat on his ass with his

[00:17:31] two fucking front legs staring at me and I just, uh, hustle, hustle. I look up

[00:17:38] He's fucking there bowing down on the fucking get off the bed you dickhead

[00:17:42] Gracie for the five-gifted Gracie you fucking mad cow very very much mate and

[00:17:47] Ben to 11 months up John 91 favorite five gifted Courtney black for an eight

[00:17:53] Levi boats in 11 will to the 27 Gracie. Thank you again, man. I miss it actually fucking legends

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[00:21:13] Callum forever with a three dollars mate. Thank you bro. Bold out. I've given it 14 teeth give a 12 months as well fucking legend

[00:21:26] Ah tune flavors you mate. It's not a vape mate for fucking dog things this bike

[00:21:34] So much here

[00:21:36] winter snow where can you get all these from I just google language in Christmas

[00:21:41] jump and make it fucking pops up I did order a white and black one so I don't

[00:21:44] know how they load this was the sort of Jamie two of the eight months mate

[00:21:50] go on Jamie thank you brother chat those that witnessed the absolute

[00:21:57] fucking unbelievable Paul last night lean El Mesa Wow Wow what a fucking

[00:22:05] pull I know we were starting on losing one no man I've got the notice on how

[00:22:10] many hours to that stream when I first died like three to four

[00:22:21] nice surprise remember it what's that about me say Charlie shows the pull

[00:22:29] And run to your FF over it with you

[00:22:36] Under the mist so tall

[00:22:40] Is it loading yesterday's VOD? Yes

[00:22:46] It's before the seller, weren't it?

[00:22:47] Was it the one I got with my what not credit?

[00:23:03] Yeah, it was this it was it hang on

[00:23:22] This was my poor from last night

[00:23:26] My Christmas Tommy I get some gifted in Tommy and I got your Christmas money

[00:23:30] go on Jordan to your 30 months mate

[00:23:37] double patches well by the way mental

[00:23:47] look at that

[00:23:50] match one

[00:23:58] Lina Almeser has worn that

[00:24:03] sweated on it and then held the card and signed it

[00:24:09] and it's his share number

[00:24:13] mental absolutely mental

[00:24:18] Honestly, could not believe it.

[00:24:21] Spike's gone, where is he?

[00:24:22] There we go, he's in his sleigh.

[00:24:25] Don't, don't give it him now or I'll let him rest.

[00:24:27] I'll let him rest for a bit and then I'll give it him.

[00:24:28] Actually, I'll give him whilst he's in his sleigh.

[00:24:33] Frankie, Mikey, hello.

[00:24:39] Hello.

[00:24:48] No worries, I'll leave it there for you, alright. I'll just put it there for you to get packaged, alright.

[00:24:55] Bye.

[00:24:58] What's a prick?

[00:25:03] What's a prick?

[00:25:12] I remember that.

[00:25:14] I remember that he's full of his gamut to be fair he probably is go on alchuma

[00:25:19] for another five gifted alchuma you're a fucking legend go on the boy thank you

[00:25:24] very much mate I appreciate that a lot thank you very very much you fucking go

[00:25:28] hey thank you how long ago we I don't go over mate I don't drink irresponsible

[00:25:33] Zane two out of five months Zane mate alchuma face how much out the

[00:25:36] two out of 13 months mate Merry Christmas Mike Gunther by 21 Jordan

[00:25:41] to 30 Jordan to the raid as well mate Brum to the 23 Sarah's never to see a

[00:25:45] one met Tilda for a gifted Gracie for a gifted Jamie to the eighth months to

[00:25:51] look a lot like Christmas

[00:26:00] nice

[00:26:01] Leopold I'm gonna fire as well young man bitch

[00:26:05] go on up Todd for the fire as well young man twat

[00:26:08] Thank you very much brother up ton. Thank you very much, man. I appreciate that a lot. Leah. Thank you so much as well

[00:26:15] Fucking legend. Thank you very much

[00:26:18] James, when's the YouTube video coming out? What you want about which one? So we've got

[00:26:22] one and United Christmas quiz coming out new year. We've got Wednesday will be

[00:26:30] Don't quit your day job and then we'll have a one and United on

[00:26:33] on the side after the Christmas quiz I believe.

[00:26:36] React to the face stuff. What do you want me to say here?

[00:26:38] Mate, they've tweeted they've left. What do you want me to react to that?

[00:26:41] Oh my god, no way.

[00:26:44] Are you fucking... until I know it's actually fucking real, mate.

[00:26:48] Elliot, for the three months, man, thank you very much, Elliot.

[00:26:51] Fucking, there's my reaction there. Fucking, you know what I mean?

[00:26:54] Honest, though.

[00:26:58] Gracie for the gifted.

[00:27:00] Sarah with a five as well!

[00:27:01] Oh, fuck you, go on, Sarah, you mad cow.

[00:27:05] Thank you very much, love, I appreciate that.

[00:27:07] Thank you very much, Sarah.

[00:27:09] Right, shall we play some foot jumps?

[00:27:20] Nah, I'm joking.

[00:27:21] I ain't playing foot jumps.

[00:27:23] I ain't playing foot jumps.

[00:27:25] I was not hoping it.

[00:27:25] What day is it?

[00:27:28] Friday, should be open.

[00:27:31] Oh, hang on. Let me fucking turn my phone off and on. Right, play that. No, so, oh,

[00:27:47] Let me see, let me see if there is actually tournaments. Let me have a look first.

[00:27:55] Before I do that.

[00:28:02] There we go.

[00:28:07] What the fuck is this?

[00:28:11] Get the DJ on and get this fucking good song on.

[00:28:13] Fuck the DJ, actually. Best karaoke songs. Fuck him.

[00:28:17] fuck it bang it on no no no no let's see where I was peeing

[00:28:35] Where's my login?

[00:28:42] Thing going on.

[00:28:46] Oh, fucking hell, there's a few tournaments on.

[00:28:52] Oh, wow, okay, first.

[00:28:54] Oh, me closer, make me feel no way.

[00:28:59] Right, well, there's a few tournaments.

[00:29:02] Darts all day. I will happily do Darts all day. I love Darts. I will do a poll though.

[00:29:09] What game?

[00:29:10] I don't know what mods done that. GTA races weren't even up for grabs. However, Darts

[00:29:17] is winning.

[00:29:18] So do some archery. That's effectively what I know. Is he taking the first?

[00:29:23] Hey Reaper, 5 out of 5 gifting mate. Excuse you you dirty fuckers.

[00:29:27] in the stream that is what we are no one in between how can we be wrong sail away with

[00:29:37] me to another world and rely on each other haha the Reaper 5 out of 5 gifted brother

[00:29:47] thank you so much man thank you bro Robbie give it a 20 teammate late and give it a

[00:29:52] nature 20 months mate what a go thank you very much Reaper mate legend best karaoke songs

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[00:36:22] Come on, bring it in!

[00:36:24] Merry Christmas, mate!

[00:36:26] Right.

[00:36:28] Shall we get a warm up in?

[00:36:38] See if it works.

[00:36:52] One minute chat, hook up for three n-

[00:37:08] hook up for three nil down. I- I checked five minutes ago.

[00:37:16] way. I checked five minutes ago there's no fucking way.

[00:37:21] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 2 penalty, oh no! Fourteenth minute, eighteenth minute,

[00:37:29] twentieth minute! That is fucking hilarious! Oh my lord above! Wow! I want to fucking

[00:37:40] thought that let me tell you that's mental he's fucked it they fucked it

[00:37:45] hey Luke Joe bro Luke I'm not very funny right I've only got your shirt on

[00:37:50] because all the others were sold out I'm fucking cat like me men say I still

[00:37:53] love it you want to get fucking delivered tomorrow so just chill bro

[00:37:57] pissing me off I'll wear his shirt I'm actually gonna get a different one

[00:38:00] though because it's he's ego through the fucking roof oh have I uh my in

[00:38:08] this tournament here or? Ah because I'm that good I've been given a buy. I'm with it I

[00:38:17] get it. Excuse me but that board's okay. Don't think TTF wants his money to be fair.

[00:38:23] Oh chill bro because my board's pissing me off. Calibrate there we go. No way we're

[00:38:32] you're losing. Who do you support against host? Have you seen the AI chatbots that

[00:38:38] existed here? I've fucking seen some of them mate, yeah I'm not happy with them to go

[00:38:41] on to you. 17, there we go. Ginger card, ginger card, ginger card, ginger card, ginger

[00:38:52] card, ginger card, ginger card, ginger card, ginger card, ginger card, go on a boy.

[00:38:58] What's that gifted mate?

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[00:51:07] Bowie a friend of five gifted bowie go on the fucking boy

[00:51:11] Thank you very much, mate Joey clove for ever to see one as well Bobby likes cardboard. Don't we fucking all about it?

[00:51:17] Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate the five J5 for three jibbon see much make Laura to the gift in Bowie

[00:51:23] Thank you again, mate the bussy buster further the five broke over 25

[00:51:27] Hi, 715, Jake, Jim, 17, Jack, Jim, 28.

[00:51:31] Legends, man, thank you very much, everyone.

[00:51:34] Legends.

[00:51:36] Go on, incentivize your mad bastard.

[00:51:39] Right, something like that.

[00:51:43] Uber Eats.

[00:51:49] Da, da, da, da, da, da.

[00:51:51] This is my first game since the jungle.

[00:51:53] We shall see how it goes.

[00:51:57] Oh

[00:52:06] What do I order chat

[00:52:12] Machine is easy though in it. I don't think yeah, I don't think Popeyes is in Manchester

[00:52:18] I can't get it. No, I can't. Never mind. Chinese. Yeah, but Chinese open at this time. Chinese

[00:52:45] and chippies aren't open at this time.

[00:52:53] Oh, Chippies are. Burger King.

[00:53:03] I'm getting a flag of your face on.

[00:53:09] Whatever fucking bright is your day?

[00:53:23] Can't make me mind up on what I want.

[00:53:34] Tackle belt, I'm not getting fucking tackled out.

[00:53:37] What do you think he's going to fucking tackle about?

[00:53:47] Nah, I would have had more leftovers, but my mum fucking choked it all in the bin.

[00:53:52] Oomin.

[00:53:54] Oomin.

[00:53:56] Can't believe it.

[00:53:58] Can't believe it.

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[00:57:02] I'm going to get that burger, when I get back from United, Sides, loaded fries, got

[00:57:18] off them.

[00:57:19] I'm not joking, it could be bad for Plymouth Air.

[00:57:23] they keep fucking still free no mental and they've got a red card that's what I mean

[00:57:40] there's not a shot in 40 minutes crazy and God what's this now until the dark

[00:57:48] songs often so much playing I will not be streaming after Manchester United I

[00:57:52] I don't believe now. I do not believe so.

[00:57:59] Ba ba ba

[00:58:02] Oh, me diet. Oh mate, me diet is fucked up for the next couple of days.

[00:58:05] Oh, the last couple of days.

[00:58:07] We'll be back on it, we'll be...

[00:58:11] I could tomorrow, to be honest.

[00:58:22] Well I think of December 10th. I've not listened to- they've not got any songs out yet so I

[00:58:28] can't really say anything. I've spoken to two of them. They do seem like nice guys

[00:58:32] but I've not- they've not got any songs out the minute so I can't really make a judgement.

[00:58:38] Thought that'd start new years. To be fair, could start a new year. Now they used to

[00:58:43] have put on weight for the fucking- Hey, I- can I fucking play a game here?

[00:58:48] Join the tournament here I'm fucking sat here twiddling me thumbs

[00:59:06] Yeah you'll be scrapping new years anyway

[00:59:09] Ah it's your name, it's your name

[00:59:12] Butterfly chicken, burger, croquettes

[00:59:16] Fully loading fries, we're laughing.

[00:59:20] Orange reward, mate.

[00:59:22] I'm not trying it.

[00:59:28] Righty.

[00:59:39] Hang on a minute.

[00:59:41] Nando's has been ordered.

[00:59:44] Thank you very much!

[00:59:46] That's fucking crack on shower.

[00:59:48] I've logged on my phone.

[00:59:50] Oh shit, time to log phone.

[01:00:14] I

[01:00:46] I need a holiday. Hey my fucking go Daniel. I've got I could help you make baby the bitch brother. Oh you fucking feel better soon, mate

[01:00:55] Thank you

[01:00:56] Caitlin the father of the gifted love I appreciate it Caitlin

[01:01:00] Grace it thank you very much. We need a drunk ginger new year. What I'm a drunk last year. I've got never been drunk

[01:01:09] And then only think that I definitely haven't Holly Jen for the five

[01:01:13] Go on Holly, forever to find gift people, I appreciate that a lot, thank you very much Holly, fucking legend, thank you very much Holly, love.

[01:01:26] Mentor.

[01:01:28] I think I'm calling Jakey a scammer.

[01:01:30] Can you hear the fucking note?

[01:01:33] Yes Charlie Clark, you live on stream mate, you okay?

[01:01:37] I'm just seeing the tweet.

[01:01:39] Yep.

[01:01:40] You can't leave mate, you can't leave.

[01:01:44] Too late mate, Sidemen wanted me to...

[01:01:47] There's contracts mate, there's contracts.

[01:01:49] Forget the contracts mate, I'm in with the Sidemen now.

[01:01:53] What the...

[01:01:54] Right, okay.

[01:01:55] Let me persuade you.

[01:01:57] Okay.

[01:01:58] How about this, we kick J.K. out.

[01:02:00] You take J.K.'s percentage.

[01:02:02] I'm in.

[01:02:03] That easy.

[01:02:04] Mate, I don't even want his percentage, I just want him gone.

[01:02:10] is that so if we kick Jake you'll stay 100% all right sounds good well um obviously as

[01:02:18] as and one of the biggest authorities in the group I'll have a word with him and I'll let him know

[01:02:23] perfect thank you so much mate I appreciate that no worries mate I'll get that sorted for you

[01:02:27] legend hey thank you mate thank you thank you mate

[01:02:30] right I'm gonna minute here the guy I'm playing Collins sent me a firm request I

[01:02:42] think he's watching the stream he's fucking decent as well looking last 64

[01:02:50] hey he's a fucking player him he definitely plays at a good level for

[01:02:55] 100%

[01:02:57] 100%

[01:02:59] watch me fucking

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[01:12:55] I went for the free balls but I balled it.

[01:13:01] 64.

[01:13:04] You require 122.

[01:13:11] Oh! 27.

[01:13:12] It's got to go Colin, it's got to go Colin!

[01:13:40] I said it's your go, Colin, I said it's your go!

[01:13:49] Come on!

[01:13:53] Free now down on your big day out,

[01:13:57] free now down on your big day out,

[01:14:00] free now down on your big day out,

[01:14:04] free now down on your big day out.

[01:14:08] Woo!

[01:14:10] Look at this here first leg I have reached 88 second leg leg 53 third leg 60 not the

[01:14:24] best but that first leg was ridiculous mental take that all day back to the

[01:14:31] tournament who's next Colin Colin if you can't have this is your profile picture

[01:14:37] get fucking turned inside out mate by a streamer.

[01:14:40] Gotta sort yourself out here mate.

[01:14:44] Gotta sort yourself out here Colin lad.

[01:14:46] Come on mate, come on.

[01:14:50] Lesson.

[01:14:57] Yeah perfect, no worries mate.

[01:15:00] What's the app called, it's a Scholar Mate,

[01:15:01] it's not that, I think it has not that much in the book.

[01:15:05] Fucking love that.

[01:15:06] jakey's tweet

[01:15:10] let's have a look, jakey's tweet

[01:15:27] left the bob boys in the fucking building

[01:15:32] fuck

[01:15:33] Thank fuck for that. Which ones do I use? I use Litlis. Fucking bastard made it pay for him.

[01:15:40] Then what, brick? There you go. Litlis, white and gold and silver.

[01:15:48] I'm down, bad on channel points now because of the game. Listen, I'm goosin'. I'll do whatever I can, mate.

[01:15:54] I'm in the top 16 next. And I'm playing. I don't know what I'm playing yet.

[01:16:01] Oh my god.

[01:16:02] What key flex do I use?

[01:16:04] I've got no idea mate, I've got to give them a tournament.

[01:16:11] There you go.

[01:16:12] It is actually a bit chipped, as you can see there.

[01:16:17] Other two are okay.

[01:16:19] I mean, that one's actually a bit worse for where as well.

[01:16:22] I still fucking play with him, do you know what I mean, I'm playing again, yeah, I'm just

[01:16:36] waiting for the next person I'm playing. There's a guy in front of me called. Ooh, so I'm

[01:16:42] going to go up against him. No, no, no, no. How long have you been playing Darts consistency?

[01:16:50] you saw going doubles. I've never played that consistently. I did play it on stream,

[01:16:57] every now and then. Barbecue, Titi, for over the nine months, mate. Hey, how's that for

[01:17:03] over the five, Gifting? How's that fucking legend? Go on the boy. Thank you very much,

[01:17:07] Hazard, mate. I appreciate that a lot, mate. Thank you very much, Hazard. Tarfan,

[01:17:12] two-month sacrifice, he's seven-four, Craig, two-month nine. Lord, two-month three-months as well,

[01:17:15] I feel bad mate, I feel bad, tier 1 for 7 months blessing and I've just fucking ended in a fucking outrageous loss like that. I feel bad for him.

[01:17:45] Shit, the bedmate. Now I noticed it's all right.

[01:17:49] What do you normally have, Bridgemate?

[01:17:59] Beat me 3-1 the other day with a 7-8. No, he didn't.

[01:18:03] He didn't.

[01:18:05] He's fucking out. It wouldn't have been you the other day.

[01:18:08] You can't go. You can't go, right, from averaging 7-8, playing me on stream.

[01:18:14] And then fucking shit the bed today could you've already beaten before so you've got nothing to shit the bed about

[01:18:25] Do I'm saying I definitely can he fucking he says God I'm all the ecolons much I take out for dinner on a film

[01:18:35] I'm just curious.

[01:18:42] 17.

[01:18:46] That's unlucky, mate.

[01:18:47] That's the thing for everyone, is it?

[01:18:48] You know what I mean?

[01:18:51] Beat by a streamer!

[01:18:53] He's been beat by a streamer!

[01:18:55] Beat by a streamer!

[01:18:57] He's been beat by a streamer!

[01:19:00] Beat by a streamer!

[01:19:02] He's been beat by a streamer!

[01:19:04] Beat by a streamer! He's been beat by a streamer!

[01:19:20] Collins! Collins! I'll play you again in fucking 30 to 11 legs if you want me.

[01:19:24] You've just averaged 51.4.

[01:19:30] You've averaged a 51.4 with a 0% check out

[01:19:37] Do you understand how bad that is?

[01:19:43] Collin's what level do you play at because obviously you play at some decent level because you've got that profile picture

[01:19:48] What level do you play at?

[01:19:50] 30, 11, 20 gifted. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Colin, you shit. You shit. Right, and

[01:20:04] I absolutely batted you. I've absolutely batted you. I'm more than happy to listen. Colin,

[01:20:10] if my shoulder and arms okay after this tournament, right, because obviously lifting

[01:20:13] the trophy is going to be a fair, I'll play you no problem. I'll play you no

[01:20:16] No problem, no problem, I'll play ya.

[01:20:20] I'm not bald, I'll play play him.

[01:20:23] Like JDC, so junior PDC.

[01:20:26] He plays JDC, mate, honestly.

[01:20:29] If only I was six years younger, I'm fucking all over it.

[01:20:32] I'd be all over the JDC.

[01:20:34] I'd be, honestly, I think I'd win it as well, to be honest.

[01:20:38] Can you even win the JDC?

[01:20:40] I have actually just realised that did sound a bit weird I can't lie but don't make it

[01:20:49] weird I meant just playing it don't make it fair please please don't make it weird

[01:20:53] hey doomsville do you have a team of us mate go on the play thank you brother

[01:20:56] hang on a minute

[01:21:00] I'm blessed me. Excuse me. Yes, Jaden Walker. Oh, fuck. Jaden Walker here. Yeah, fair enough.

[01:21:16] If there's one person that can fucking beat me at that, I'll give it to you, Jay. Big

[01:21:20] Krillian for having a fight, mate. Thank you very much, brother. I appreciate that

[01:21:24] a lot, Krillian. Thank you, mate. Go on the fucking bike. I appreciate that a

[01:21:27] man thank you so much man go on the fucking boy thank you very much mate

[01:21:34] what do you mean Joseph

[01:21:40] and then I know now I mean if that's the JDC fucking hell God help the fucking

[01:21:49] future of that let me tell you fuck you know God help whoever I'm about a

[01:21:53] fucking play next as well. Oh my god.

[01:22:05] Oh wow, he can't finish the save his life.

[01:22:11] Mental.

[01:22:14] Would you want to go pro at some point? 100%.

[01:22:21] Imagine I got a Pally Pally tour card. Oh my God.

[01:22:26] I'm gonna have to lock in at some point, I'd actually practice.

[01:22:31] I reckon when I'm 26 maybe.

[01:22:34] 26 I reckon I'll lock in.

[01:22:37] I'll keep streaming for the next two years.

[01:22:39] Easy.

[01:22:40] And then when I'm 26, 2029 I think it'll be.

[01:22:44] I'm gonna lock in for Darts and try and get a tour card.

[01:22:51] I'll be turning 26, I'll be turning 28, I'm a PDC Chalker too and my boss is Gary Anderson.

[01:23:15] Your boss is Gary Anderson, get Gary on the blower now, tell him you've found a new prospect.

[01:23:19] 24 ginger and fucking blue book are determined king of the jungle and up

[01:23:24] Illinois

[01:23:26] Big brilliant. Thank you again, mate

[01:23:30] I've got plenty of time to practice

[01:23:35] Eagle mate a bit ego if I was playing darts with a crown up jam very genuinely tempted to do I won

[01:23:49] excuse me stream the practice when you tried pro yeah that's true one with the

[01:23:57] most entertaining now I'll just be practicing I would you go about getting

[01:24:02] a tour card you have to get to you have to go to Q skill that's a payout in

[01:24:05] 250 quits when if you win that you get a tour card

[01:24:09] Yes, Freddy. Like eight o'clock kickoff, we're just in Fred's sex. It's gonna go up

[01:24:24] to about a thought. To be fair, by that time it's probably about a grand-twinner.

[01:24:31] Where's Spike?

[01:24:46] We are indeed Fred Enio.

[01:24:48] I've got misnued.

[01:24:49] Right, I don't know what's going on with this game here, but I'm nearly at the end

[01:24:53] of it.

[01:24:54] I'm nearly playing again.

[01:24:55] What the fuck is this tune?

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[01:25:07] Hello.

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[01:25:13] mate.

[01:25:16] 91317 air unlucky mate.

[01:25:23] Can't leave you seeing me it's

[01:25:25] always on for I got arrested

[01:25:27] Check in to the Colin's message, what's that?

[01:25:41] There he is as well.

[01:25:44] I'd fucking...

[01:25:46] Colin's I'd recommend you get a fucking different dart board.

[01:25:52] It's a bit old dart one.

[01:25:54] oh hey he actually did beat me the other day by the way he beat me the other day

[01:25:59] averaging 60 there you go 3-1 he beat me he actually didn't deserve to beat me as

[01:26:10] well I do remember that game you wish yet you got lucky obviously evidently as

[01:26:16] you've just saw me fucking battering him for you now fucking and he says he

[01:26:21] message me after it next time you're on skolia mate got to hit them trebles and

[01:26:25] doubles king of the jungle off king of the jungle for what I'll tell you what

[01:26:30] mate for that fucking good hiding you just had your shit house fucking talk to

[01:26:34] you much Collins you talk too much mate you're fucking shit lads yes yes Collins

[01:26:41] I've got no problem I'll play you fucking I'll play you Ali Polly rules

[01:26:45] mate it's four sets and she's got what's going to happen tomorrow no

[01:26:48] No problem, no problem mate. Am I still friend with H?

[01:26:52] Nando's is here!

[01:27:18] Oh

[01:27:38] Mate I don't know what's going on there with these fucking idiots can't double your case Mikey Mikey come here

[01:27:48] You're a good boy aren't you?

[01:27:54] Yes you are.

[01:28:00] Just chillin anybodies.

[01:28:08] Oh

[01:28:25] Fucking hell what's it's a fucking camera here shout out to Freddy Baylor pick a first name dick head he can't have two

[01:28:32] Hello you

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[01:28:39] No no no no no no no no no no

[01:28:49] Whee we're playing darts now Spidey has to put you down

[01:28:52] Wooo

[01:28:53] Good boy

[01:28:56] Boop

[01:28:57] Good boy

[01:28:59] You can't go on that bed

[01:29:06] Right

[01:29:06] Right, where am I?

[01:29:19] He's ready to play a bayous.

[01:29:25] Come on then!

[01:29:27] Have a quick practice there, Raffin.

[01:29:36] Come on.

[01:29:43] Come on then.

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[01:54:30] Yeah, I hate you, the last time I was

[01:54:33] Stuck in my body, you got my six to six

[01:54:37] Ooh, now I've got you, born as a beauty

[01:54:40] You've been born like me, the man I was love

[01:54:45] You've been born like me, the man I was love

[01:54:47] I didn't try myself from the beginning

[01:54:49] I've been born like me, the man I was love

[01:54:52] Can't believe it's all about

[01:54:55] can't believe he bottled that the nerves the nerves in my arm then oh my god the nerves

[01:55:01] in my right arm wow right i'm not nervous anymore i'm not shitting myself let me see

[01:55:07] if i had done it double 12 and double six

[01:55:13] oh i bottled it anyway mental yeah i can't believe i was just talking absolutely bottled that

[01:55:20] I can't believe a bottle that...

[01:55:24] ...doubless.

[01:55:26] There you go, double twelve.

[01:55:28] Honest.

[01:55:29] Buck, man.

[01:55:32] Can't believe that.

[01:55:33] Fucking idiot.

[01:55:36] I know you didn't just throw darts at Spike.

[01:55:38] Spike's nowhere near there.

[01:55:41] First.

[01:55:42] I mean, I know you're deserved to lose that.

[01:55:44] I can't lie.

[01:55:45] Definitely deserved to, but...

[01:55:47] But...

[01:55:49] A quarter-final for the semi-final, who's you got, Kai?

[01:55:53] Fuck's sake, man.

[01:55:55] Fuck's sake.

[01:55:57] Colin, are you still there? Do you still fucking want it, mate?

[01:55:59] You shit-house.

[01:56:00] Man, they go for a wee chat, one minute.

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[01:56:53] Next I got mylesiris and other similar vibes

[01:57:17] I am walking away from Christmas

[01:57:19] I am walking away from Christmas

[01:57:21] There is a red cousin's black bags everywhere

[01:57:24] Hands in the air like the donkey

[01:57:27] Cause we can't be handsome much fun now

[01:57:30] That's the night they hear the night play

[01:57:32] The thunder, huh?

[01:57:34] If it's already you go home

[01:57:37] Can I get a job?

[01:57:39] Cause we gonna go all night

[01:57:42] Come and get a ton of hot dogs

[01:57:44] This is all, this is all, and we can't stop

[01:57:59] And we won't stop

[01:58:32] And now he just casually walks out the room like nothing's actually happened

[01:58:36] Just fucking had a go at me

[01:58:39] Let's have it. Oh, I don't have me Nando's first and then play Colin. I drive to play Colin first. What do you reckon?

[01:58:46] My arms fucking tired my arms shattered

[01:58:54] Colin first

[01:58:57] My arm is absolutely fucking shard right invite me call

[01:59:02] Fucking get it on. Oh

[01:59:07] Do you enter out Phoebe try that again in English love

[01:59:11] Let me fucking quickly smoking with an iron jamming handles would they I'm not the infertile having my arms fucked

[01:59:17] We'll do first to five or we'll do. Yeah, we'll do Ali Pali best of three first of five three sets

[01:59:24] Yeah, I'll set it up. Hang on

[01:59:26] All right race to three sets three legs double out

[01:59:32] throw for bull I've invited you watch the game I am indeed mate yeah right no

[01:59:47] pressure Colin mate but you fucking talk the talk and at the minute I'm still

[01:59:51] waiting to see the walk the walk I'll be honest

[01:59:54] Hang on a minute, let's get a fucking good song on for the first.

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[02:24:24] you

[02:24:54] you

[02:25:24] you

[02:25:54] you

[02:26:24] you

[02:26:54] I'm 24, you're 17, I've got 7 years of experience on you.

[02:27:04] Unfortunately for you, I don't consistently play that, and you do.

[02:27:09] If it was me, I'd practice my doubles a bit.

[02:27:12] You definitely need to practice on them doubles.

[02:27:14] I feel that's what you probably needed this.

[02:27:15] This was like a real wake-up call for you, Colin.

[02:27:20] I mean, in the DEC, you think you're good.

[02:27:22] you just be beat off a streamer, it doesn't even play that consistent way.

[02:27:27] I'd get back on the board after Christmas, get practising and I'll play it again mate.

[02:27:32] But listen, if you're just gonna start averaging that mate, don't even focus on your time.

[02:27:36] And it was actually for 20 gifted, but I'm gonna let you keep the gifted.

[02:27:39] I'm not here for that, I'm here to just prove the point.

[02:27:41] And 2020-28, PDC talk, I've come in here mate.

[02:27:46] What am I talking about?

[02:27:47] I think that 10 bulls eye took the piss. I'm fucking all for it.

[02:27:54] That 10 bulls eye took the piss. That was fucking unbelievable.

[02:28:00] Jack, be honest. How fucking good was that 10 bulls eye?

[02:28:04] Be honest. How fucking good was that 10 bulls eye?

[02:28:08] That was unbelievable. That was fucking unbelievable.

[02:28:12] play Jaden Walker now he went to Flora it was unbelievable cold thank you thank

[02:28:21] you yeah honestly I got mental took the piss mate that that that tempo was I that

[02:28:28] did take the piss but I thought fuck it do you know what I mean why not entertain

[02:28:33] the fucking crowd I'd like wash it Sam you can't even wash your ass mate so

[02:28:36] just chill bro yeah cheers will stone lost 4-0 I don't think got to be on

[02:28:41] on the sideline this week.

[02:28:42] Namjoon, you will be.

[02:28:44] Big tissue, no, it's not a tissue.

[02:28:46] It's in your comrade, this.

[02:28:49] All right, let's have a look at the stats there, though,

[02:28:50] Chats, let's have a look at the stats.

[02:28:53] One nine legs.

[02:28:59] No, so nine, I've averaged 65 with doubles, by the way,

[02:29:04] which is mental.

[02:29:04] First set, I averaged 70.

[02:29:07] Second set, 60.

[02:29:08] Third set, 60.

[02:29:09] The third set I went off a bit because I kind of fucking knew I'd won, I mean I didn't lock in as much.

[02:29:17] First one though, check out rate, 3 out of 11, highest fin- I don't know, highest finishing set of 1 was the- was that?

[02:29:26] Ah, that was the 20 top tops, weren't it?

[02:29:30] Set 210, set 372.

[02:29:33] John saying ain't bad Colin said he's selling his his colleague for 100 quid

[02:29:39] any take is that was awful hey listen it's all right

[02:29:44] froze 16 I mean he's fucking he's had more throws on me in this like now

[02:29:50] still be you what's it check out lost five five at the border for double that

[02:29:55] yeah you need to work on your doubles mate it's funny how I'm saying this

[02:29:59] and I fuck it

[02:30:03] you

[02:30:33] you

[02:31:03] you

[02:31:33] you

[02:32:03] you

[02:32:33] you

[02:33:03] you

[02:33:33] you

[02:34:03] you

[02:34:33] you

[02:35:03] you

[02:35:33] You

[02:36:03] I went to twice, I mean maybe a couple of hundred times

[02:36:08] So let me, let me read you

[02:36:11] Fuckin' hell, ooooh

[02:36:15] Call me silly, I fucking won't beat me fair and square there

[02:36:19] Oh fuckin' hell, cheers for accepting that, I'm fucking glad it was close

[02:36:21] What I thought might have been a bit unfair

[02:36:24] Now I realise how you're king of the jungle, thank you

[02:36:26] I have a good one, call him mate

[02:36:28] Yes, man, you've got your whisper, mate

[02:36:30] I've just been streaming

[02:36:32] Right, back to headphones, perfecto, perfecto.

[02:36:40] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[02:36:43] Oh, right, the question is,

[02:36:50] sorry, what do we watch whilst I have me dinner?

[02:36:54] Or say tea slash breakfast?

[02:36:57] Sidemen going on a slug, we'll watch this first of all.

[02:37:02] All do the best.

[02:37:26] I think best. I'd say best.

[02:37:37] Who's coming up like coming across the best doing the best and challenges?

[02:37:41] I'd say best.

[02:37:42] You can chat to people.

[02:37:42] I think I'd be all right.

[02:37:43] I would do it.

[02:37:45] I think I would do it.

[02:37:47] I know. No challenges.

[02:37:48] I wouldn't be able to do that.

[02:37:51] I just wouldn't.

[02:37:51] I think he was up a shot.

[02:37:52] I think I'd be all right.

[02:37:53] I think second is.

[02:37:55] not because they wouldn't do other challenges but JJ on almost

[02:37:59] Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, you can't go.

[02:38:02] But it'd be great to watch.

[02:38:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:38:05] He also can't do too many challenges.

[02:38:09] Yeah.

[02:38:10] He would get on with people.

[02:38:12] Yeah.

[02:38:13] He'd be way funnier watch than I couldn't pay.

[02:38:17] I couldn't pay.

[02:38:19] 24 hours.

[02:38:20] 24 hours.

[02:38:21] 24 hours.

[02:38:22] 24 hours.

[02:38:23] 24 hours.

[02:38:24] a flag in a car.

[02:38:27] So you're stuck in this jungle, right?

[02:38:30] Unless he leaves the jungle, like, the flies are just there.

[02:38:32] Like, after a day, it's just a merchant there.

[02:38:34] No, it's just a 24 hours.

[02:38:37] No, because it's like he would like cover himself fully.

[02:38:40] Yeah. And then it's like, all right, now you've got to go do a trial

[02:38:43] in here of Green Ants. He's terrified.

[02:38:45] And then the ambassadors are right here.

[02:38:47] Just a matter of question.

[02:38:49] Yeah. Who do you want to see if they have a YouTube on next season?

[02:38:52] I don't think he would like I love a baby and I think it's hilarious, but

[02:39:14] Yeah, but like genes could get on with the boomers. I feel like AV just ports in games.

[02:39:26] Yeah, I think shit would do well. Shit would be unbelievable.

[02:39:29] But like he could just chat to you. He'd make combo with anyone.

[02:39:32] Is he not like scared of like lettuce? Shit would be good.

[02:39:35] Yeah, he could. But how's he going to eat like...

[02:39:38] Maybe just roll the dice and hope you don't get the eat in challenge, you know what I mean?

[02:39:41] Eat dinners I'm talking.

[02:39:42] Yeah, true, yeah, even, yeah.

[02:39:43] But I think you just have to, like, you got no choice.

[02:39:45] Like, you're there for three weeks

[02:39:46] and you've got to eat, man, like, get home yourself.

[02:39:48] Even if you just eat.

[02:39:49] Go on, Islam!

[02:39:49] Five out of the five gifts you'd love.

[02:39:50] I appreciate that.

[02:39:51] Fucking legend.

[02:39:52] Thank you very much for that.

[02:39:53] I appreciate it. Five love.

[02:39:54] I think...

[02:39:55] I think...

[02:39:56] I feel all right on it.

[02:39:57] Thank you very much, Islam.

[02:39:58] Chris would be great.

[02:39:59] Yeah, Chris would love it, too.

[02:40:00] Yeah.

[02:40:01] That's his, that's his thrive there, yeah.

[02:40:02] Chris will, I think, be all right.

[02:40:03] That nation's sweetheart.

[02:40:04] Joe Weller.

[02:40:05] Yeah.

[02:40:06] Joe Weller would be gone.

[02:40:07] Oh

[02:40:15] You pronounce it

[02:40:25] What a nob sorry, thank you very much

[02:40:34] Thank you

[02:40:37] I know free promo Christmas quiz interesting

[02:40:47] Walk on or walk off. I'll see what I've done that

[02:40:56] I just don't know the woods

[02:41:01] I'll take that I mean I know

[02:41:03] 99% of my lyrics to be fair, I do see some of them up there, and I don't think they

[02:41:09] even have that.

[02:41:10] No, not Mazda.

[02:41:11] I've got to submit them.

[02:41:12] Ah, see you next time.

[02:41:13] Amy!

[02:41:14] Go on, Amy.

[02:41:15] Thank you very much, love.

[02:41:16] I appreciate a five-gifted, Amy.

[02:41:19] Fucking legend.

[02:41:20] Thank you very much, Amy.

[02:41:21] Oh, my God, yeah.

[02:41:22] It was me to film a video with him, but I've never actually watched his videos

[02:41:24] that go viral.

[02:41:25] God, yeah.

[02:41:28] He wants me to film a video with him,

[02:41:29] but I've never actually watched his videos that go viral.

[02:41:33] Here we go.

[02:41:34] This is gonna be so funny.

[02:41:36] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:41:39] I'm just confused.

[02:41:40] Right, you know, I was just filming there right now.

[02:41:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:41:44] Did you just take in your video?

[02:41:45] No, we just swapped places.

[02:41:47] I just filmed my video right now.

[02:41:50] I did, I like, I like, I like, I like,

[02:41:52] I like, I like, I like, I like, I like,

[02:41:54] The day is dramatic for me. I go, you don't continue until I go and channel to him.

[02:41:58] He's next to me.

[02:41:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but-

[02:42:00] I'm sure they've seen me.

[02:42:01] Yeah.

[02:42:01] But everyone, you go to the mind of yourself.

[02:42:03] Don't cause mud, I'm going to go to myself.

[02:42:06] K.S.I.

[02:42:07] So, for K's sake.

[02:42:08] K.K.

[02:42:09] K.K.

[02:42:10] K.S.I.

[02:42:11] K.K.

[02:42:12] K.K.

[02:42:13] K.K.

[02:42:14] K.S.I.

[02:42:15] So, for K's sake.

[02:42:16] K.K.

[02:42:17] K.K.

[02:42:18] K.K.

[02:42:19] K.K.

[02:42:20] K.K.

[02:42:21] K.K.

[02:42:22] K.K.

[02:42:23] K.K.

[02:42:24] Okay.

[02:42:25] One question left, so I'm just gonna ask me,

[02:42:29] we're gonna ask a question, one question go,

[02:42:31] and then that's it.

[02:42:32] Wait, so you don't need the word or the whiteboard?

[02:42:34] No, but I like it.

[02:42:35] No, this guy is different.

[02:42:42] Wow, okay.

[02:42:44] So.

[02:42:44] No, we didn't even need this.

[02:42:47] Okay.

[02:42:47] Tell me if you start recording.

[02:42:50] Hi Ben, we begin.

[02:42:51] Hi Ben, channel, YouTube, go.

[02:42:54] Wait, wait, what's going on?

[02:42:56] Oh no, boy, this is how we do it.

[02:42:57] Go, go!

[02:42:58] He doesn't plan his videos.

[02:42:59] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:43:01] This is a podcast.

[02:43:02] Yeah, no, generally, his videos is

[02:43:03] turn the camera on and just freestyle.

[02:43:05] I swear to God, there's no planning there.

[02:43:07] The best thing about it, I love it.

[02:43:08] Tell me, tell me, how you been?

[02:43:09] J.J., tell me, how you been?

[02:43:10] Okay, so tell me.

[02:43:11] I feel like you just want to hear from him, though.

[02:43:12] Like, we're...

[02:43:13] Talk, talk.

[02:43:14] I doubt we should start.

[02:43:15] No!

[02:43:16] Together.

[02:43:17] You want to stalk him?

[02:43:17] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[02:43:19] Um, go on.

[02:43:20] Today, I came to Florence.

[02:43:23] I mean, I also-

[02:43:25] I've been, I've been.

[02:43:26] You good?

[02:43:27] Yeah, I'm good.

[02:43:27] I'm feeling, I'm a cute guy, bro.

[02:43:29] Oh yeah, sorry, I'm good, bro.

[02:43:30] I'm feeling great, yeah.

[02:43:31] So I, uh-

[02:43:32] Are you in a flock or are you gonna get me to film with?

[02:43:35] A few videos, what called a league yesterday.

[02:43:37] What a league.

[02:43:38] Yeah, a really good league.

[02:43:39] That's good, that's good.

[02:43:40] Generally, guys, I just want to say

[02:43:42] I appreciate you guys watching my videos

[02:43:44] and I'm glad that we did.

[02:43:45] JC, for the five gifted, JC.

[02:43:48] Actually, before we start the video-

[02:43:49] Thank you very much, JC.

[02:43:51] You know about this kind of case, I, yeah?

[02:43:52] Yeah, go.

[02:43:53] Tell them, subscribe, tell them, because when he tells them to subscribe, they subscribe.

[02:43:57] Tell them no, get my French-Key subscribers now.

[02:44:00] Go, tell them.

[02:44:01] You want me to...

[02:44:02] Tell them, see, get my...

[02:44:03] Who am I pointing at?

[02:44:04] What should I do?

[02:44:06] You should report.

[02:44:06] Okay, say to them, get my Scudal to French-Key subscribers now.

[02:44:09] Uh, uh, my Scudal wants to...

[02:44:12] No, you see, get my Scudal.

[02:44:14] No.

[02:44:15] Why not four, then, or five?

[02:44:16] Guess my chance, I'll give you my chance.

[02:44:18] No!

[02:44:19] I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

[02:44:21] I can't lie I am lost but it's just fucking funny. He is just fucking like he's he is actually genuinely just so funny. Oh I'm gone

[02:44:34] Simon I was I was live yesterday. I don't shit. I missed I missed on it

[02:44:43] Miss

[02:44:51] So we're gonna go just chatting to start and we're just gonna start what that was like for Jakey that didn't it?

[02:44:56] What happened to just chatting?

[02:44:57] Always do be let's go day six out of 100.

[02:45:01] His donate goal was a thousand dollars, but he's got 168 days.

[02:45:04] All right, two hundred dollars, we're putting Merry Christmas.

[02:45:09] I didn't know that was the old video.

[02:45:17] Yeah, why is it good?

[02:45:18] This guy has one viewer.

[02:45:19] I was sending them $200

[02:45:22] Let's see the reaction Merry Christmas, baby. I'm gonna see it. All right, Merry Christmas

[02:45:39] Yo, what happens is Mike? Oh my god

[02:45:43] Oh

[02:45:46] You know why it's quiet

[02:45:49] You're the goat. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. I don't so grateful man. I fucking love you, bro

[02:45:54] I swear to God, bro. Who is you? Is you Santa?

[02:45:59] Who is you? Oh

[02:46:03] Merry Christmas, cuz

[02:46:05] Merry Christmas, Merry Chrysler

[02:46:07] I

[02:46:31] Have not much milk in years

[02:46:33] What the fuck am I not breathing?

[02:46:37] It's one of them like, I feel like it's two different songs, but I like it.

[02:46:49] What?

[02:46:50] Is that H.S.?

[02:46:51] That's it, the reaction, because he knows it's me, so I'll beat you.

[02:46:54] I thought he had the exact same haircut.

[02:46:59] He had the exact same haircut.

[02:47:01] What the fuck?

[02:47:03] Merry Christmas!

[02:47:05] What the fuck?

[02:47:07] Mini M2

[02:47:09] Chat, jonnafucka

[02:47:11] Oh my gosh, Merry Christmas to you bro

[02:47:13] Thank you so much bro

[02:47:15] Oh my gosh

[02:47:17] I can't believe I thought I was only one viewer watching us

[02:47:19] What the fuck?

[02:47:21] Oh yeah, why are you not...

[02:47:23] No, no, no, no

[02:47:25] Why are you not subscribed to more Sidemen though?

[02:47:27] I have to check, you know? I like and see you subscribe button!

[02:47:29] Oh fuck

[02:47:31] We take it, we take it, we take it

[02:47:33] Dude, I made a subscription

[02:47:35] That's up in class, thank you mate, I didn't make it

[02:47:37] Subscribe to more stuff, dude, we're so close to that mill

[02:47:39] Thank you so much, bro

[02:47:41] Oh my gosh, dude, Merry Christmas to you, dude

[02:47:43] Let's go!

[02:47:45] Alright, we found

[02:47:47] Baruhain

[02:47:49] Baruhain

[02:47:51] The donation link doesn't work

[02:47:53] Let me see if they say Merry Christmas back

[02:47:55] Merry Christmas

[02:47:57] I think he's live on tiktok because he's talking to people I've got elite gamer

[02:48:05] Drake I might do this shot

[02:48:09] it makes me feel happy watching it

[02:48:14] it's not an echo but maybe maybe giving them some money will fix that $200

[02:48:22] This is going to be horrible audio, but you know what? I'm going to, I'm going to.

[02:48:26] Okay, let's get the first one out of the way.

[02:48:33] Ahhhh.

[02:48:35] I'll do it in a minute.

[02:48:39] And then we'll give it.

[02:48:41] To your life. I'm going to change his life. I'm going to change his life.

[02:48:48] Yeah.

[02:48:49] Donate. Donate.

[02:48:52] Yeah, that's some fucking good stuff. Fucking love that.

[02:49:01] No, no, I'm not. I actually might do that. Not right now, if I've got to go United. But

[02:49:12] The thing is, oh, it's kind of facing seven.

[02:49:16] Let's have a look.

[02:49:17] It's been three years since I've been...

[02:49:19] Okay, so you didn't like it.

[02:49:21] Someone like Chip, though.

[02:49:22] He uses it a lot. Yeah, I love it.

[02:49:24] Like, it's good when people come around.

[02:49:25] It's good for a race, but like...

[02:49:26] It's good to be like, whoa, you got one.

[02:49:28] If I had it set out properly

[02:49:30] with like the ability to stream it

[02:49:33] with like cameras around it, I'd probably use it more.

[02:49:35] This is the one from when Olive was born.

[02:49:37] Yeah, so...

[02:49:38] Oh, my God.

[02:49:40] It's a... Oh, my God, wow.

[02:49:42] the side-mentro fit

[02:49:47] mental

[02:49:51] Do you know what's that doing mad?

[02:49:53] I take having that in the background for granted. I ain't gonna do that anymore. I've got the 2024

[02:50:00] Side-mentro fit from Wembley that we lifted at Wembley and I've got it. That is mental

[02:50:07] But that is actually fucking crazy

[02:50:09] easy. 20-25 sorry. That is actually fucking mental innit. I can't even lie you know. Oh

[02:50:19] my god. That is actually mental. Think you're the one who held that. HANA! Five out of five

[02:50:34] I've gifted him a sexy bitch.

[02:50:36] Thank you very much.

[02:50:37] I appreciate that.

[02:50:39] Thank you very much.

[02:50:40] I had a legend.

[02:50:40] Thank you, love.

[02:50:42] That is mental.

[02:50:47] I took that one because I had her the day.

[02:50:50] Yeah, the day after the charity match.

[02:50:52] She was born the day after the charity match.

[02:50:54] That's the 2022 one.

[02:50:55] And the 2023 one, that's when you scored.

[02:50:58] And you said a great big moment.

[02:50:59] Yeah.

[02:50:59] And then that one is the one from when I was captain

[02:51:02] at West Ham.

[02:51:03] The big one, which are called match for hope middle, drill cut player at the top.

[02:51:08] Got a couple of them as well.

[02:51:11] Scored from my own half. That's what I do.

[02:51:13] I won Taskmaster with Steven Drys, and it actually does really look like him.

[02:51:18] From like this angle.

[02:51:19] Oh, this is a 3D printed box of golden Steven Drys. That's pretty decent.

[02:51:23] Exactly, I like that.

[02:51:24] And Danny Allen's dad got me that.

[02:51:26] Really? Yeah.

[02:51:27] Nice.

[02:51:28] With a nice note on it.

[02:51:29] I hope you don't mind the typed note rather than being handwritten, but my spelling is atrocious terrible crossed out

[02:51:36] That made that really cute. Yeah, and it's my goal. That's what I'm really cool. Yeah

[02:51:45] Yeah, I'm got all of this mate that there is

[02:51:50] YouTube heritage

[02:51:52] That is what you should get for getting a million subscribers

[02:51:56] That is what you should get

[02:51:58] For not doing shots, long farm content only, not cheating the system. That is a fucking

[02:52:06] unbelievable plaque.

[02:52:07] Can you get that in his head now, because people are trying to get on that channel, that's

[02:52:11] really cool.

[02:52:12] Yeah.

[02:52:13] Yeah.

[02:52:14] I noticed you've removed the speakers.

[02:52:15] Yeah.

[02:52:16] The speakers.

[02:52:17] Yes.

[02:52:18] Is that because you weren't using them at all?

[02:52:19] They were never plugged in and I just don't use them.

[02:52:20] Okay.

[02:52:21] I'm just like, you're more headphones.

[02:52:22] I'm a headphone only man.

[02:52:23] I've got my white and the pink.

[02:52:24] And that's not going to change?

[02:52:25] No.

[02:52:26] What are we trying to improve on?

[02:52:27] desk. This was a great desk but it gets so messy like so it's just

[02:52:33] I noticed over the years it's become more matte than gloss. Yeah exactly. From where it got a bit

[02:52:37] searched up. I do love the desk it's beautiful but a lot more clean looking

[02:52:43] adult space now. It looks like you made something new. Yeah it isn't going to show up dirty.

[02:52:47] We're going to eventually upgrade these. I've seen every setup I do I always try

[02:52:52] convince people to upgrade this because it makes such a huge difference but

[02:52:55] Good monitors are good monitors are longer. I like the desk LEDs keyboards fine for you mouse

[02:53:06] Maybe like a different mouse mouse or something. Yeah charging you make use of that. I do. That's great

[02:53:11] Well, we're gonna take this down

[02:53:13] Yeah, we're gonna do a temporary setup in your new office space

[02:53:16] Yes, yeah, and then we're gonna do a couple of upgrades to suit that new office space wicked and bad

[02:53:21] Shall I turn it off?

[02:53:22] Before you turn it off?

[02:53:23] Yeah.

[02:53:23] We're going to do a test, because it's all confirmed

[02:53:26] if I'm staying or going to come.

[02:53:29] Is he subscribed to club?

[02:53:30] But, yes, he's subscribed!

[02:53:33] Because he subscribed when he was here doing it three years ago.

[02:53:45] All right, it's the rig time, the desk

[02:53:47] that I spent so much time hard work setting up.

[02:53:50] Cable manager making it look good. It's all going down the drain. I'm unpacking it. I've actually never done this process before

[02:53:56] So this is kind of new to me. He could do the new mouse. That's a bit

[02:54:01] What about a new keyboard? How much skin is in this one?

[02:54:05] Okay, that's gross

[02:54:08] Ethan we're getting you a new keyboard

[02:54:11] Come over look at how much skin is trapped in this one. This is disgusting. Well, I've just done this

[02:54:16] Yes, and look at that.

[02:54:18] Ah, this is the future c*****.

[02:54:22] So, yeah, I think I did...

[02:54:24] Where do you think we should put the desk?

[02:54:26] I'm thinking of next wall. Somewhere along this wall.

[02:54:28] I may potentially get rid of the TV, or exchange it for us,

[02:54:32] because I want to put my plaques up too.

[02:54:34] So, I want to get my plaques and stuff on the wall.

[02:54:36] Oh, what about you?

[02:54:37] Yeah, I think this wall is going to be like the main...

[02:54:39] Yeah, I recognise.

[02:54:40] Follow me, favourite guest in the game.

[02:54:41] Yeah, I'm sat here, or stood here now.

[02:54:44] Yeah, you could do both.

[02:54:45] I can do Barlow, he used to be like, I hate standing desk, I did have a Vendere against him.

[02:54:50] It's because everyone did it all at the same time and I was like, I'll see you.

[02:54:53] He's fucking like, but now I see...

[02:54:55] And you know what? I feel like if I'm playing Among Us, I'm not gonna play Among Us.

[02:54:58] Oh, you could be more anime-y.

[02:54:59] I'm gonna fucking kill him.

[02:55:00] Oh, you're Barlow Steve, you got me!

[02:55:02] But yeah, I reckon this place is good because we're just streaming.

[02:55:05] Yep.

[02:55:06] You'll have this in the background.

[02:55:08] Yep.

[02:55:08] And this, you said you'll potentially turn into like an art wall.

[02:55:11] Yeah, exactly.

[02:55:12] So the main thing for this is going to be to put all of my little trophies and get little bits I get

[02:55:17] So I appreciate having in the background and then yeah, hunting. Well, leave me to it. And

[02:55:22] Back in three but one reaction

[02:55:29] Thank you, mate

[02:55:31] All right, first things first, you know the game on the desk

[02:55:35] By a choice of standing desk frames where you in a spot e7 to be it's very heavy

[02:55:40] I'm gonna put this down now.

[02:55:42] And for our choice of desks, we have gone for a worked up called Chicago concrete.

[02:55:48] This is honestly one of my favorite textures and colors to use because it doesn't show

[02:55:51] up to dirt.

[02:55:52] Oh, I'm gonna wait for it to forest.

[02:55:54] Other colors.

[02:55:55] Okay, time to build the standing desk frame.

[02:55:58] Where I could actually...

[02:56:02] I'm going out to use it, I've got a screen protector on it.

[02:56:05] So if you're seeing like bits of plastic, that's because we haven't peeled it.

[02:56:09] Like, could be a- I mean, if- I mean, if I can get a result of that.

[02:56:12] And it's going for a couple of updates.

[02:56:14] And apparently, this is going to be the first time,

[02:56:16] he's going to be using Windows 11.

[02:56:18] He's been stuck on Windows 10 for the longest time.

[02:56:21] Honestly, these updates have been going on forever.

[02:56:24] Look, it's dark outside now.

[02:56:25] It says it's 100% there, but it's not, okay?

[02:56:29] We've got progress.

[02:56:30] Stuff is happening.

[02:56:31] I think it's going to boot up.

[02:56:32] Oh, my God, look at these screens.

[02:56:34] They look amazing.

[02:56:35] We've updated!

[02:56:37] Honestly.

[02:56:38] One one now.

[02:56:39] For these monitors.

[02:56:40] Eye monitors are so clean.

[02:56:42] I feel like I'm lying with those now.

[02:56:46] It's like, you know, I don't suppose you've ever had glasses.

[02:56:49] No, but when you've got that vision, you put glasses on.

[02:56:52] Yeah, I can't believe that's how I feel about it.

[02:56:54] I think these were only like 160 hertz max anyway.

[02:56:56] It's not just that. It's there.

[02:56:58] There are different panel there.

[02:56:59] Normal actually, yeah.

[02:57:00] The actual panel is like so thin now.

[02:57:03] Yeah, not just the size but like the colours.

[02:57:05] The black you get deeper.

[02:57:07] They feel bigger because they're so like fuck off, Mr. Gengler went out.

[02:57:11] It's probably because of the bezels as well.

[02:57:13] The bezels are closer to the edge.

[02:57:14] Oh my god, man.

[02:57:15] That's pretty much it.

[02:57:16] Windows 11.

[02:57:17] You got Windows 11, bro.

[02:57:18] Hang on, hang on.

[02:57:19] Let me do a little something here.

[02:57:21] Oh, thanks very much, bro.

[02:57:22] Yes, I'm a tiny man.

[02:57:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:57:24] I'm back on.

[02:57:25] I'm very comfy, man.

[02:57:26] Oh, yeah.

[02:57:27] Where's your new chair?

[02:57:28] New widget board available.

[02:57:29] Yeah, well, I've made one on.

[02:57:30] No, sir.

[02:57:31] Sidemen GTA recording the other day.

[02:57:32] And basically what I do now is, I respect you.

[02:57:33] Sidemen GTA recording the other day and basically what I do now is I record my face cam and my gameplay on one file

[02:57:40] So that it's like it's like three eight forty by ten eighty

[02:57:43] So you get two full-screen HD what a virgin a computer can hack it rough and the stream lands

[02:57:48] I like I know I was just moving like that on the camera is just lagging so bad

[02:57:53] What a virgin I look so different on this to my old see see how I look on there now I

[02:58:00] I looked so much different to what I thought I looked like on those monitors.

[02:58:04] Thank you.

[02:58:05] So much different.

[02:58:06] But I think that's because of the colours on the monitor.

[02:58:07] Right, I've got a minute.

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[02:58:16] Ah, I'm gone.

[02:58:19] Fucking told ya.

[02:58:21] Fucking told you the Sponsor.

[02:58:23] Fucking screamed of it.

[02:58:25] Fucking screamed of a Sponsor, that did.

[02:58:28] Amy!

[02:58:29] I'm having a five gifted Amy is sexy cow. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. What's his most popular thing here?

[02:58:36] KSI

[02:58:39] Rotary shores

[02:58:43] Vix, he's done everyone's on it

[02:58:49] And he's on give beta squad. Oh, wow

[02:58:53] Oh, yeah, there's mine mental Amy. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Do I

[02:59:05] I don't really do FBI anymore. I'm fucking I'm well out of it. I mean, I'm still top of the

[02:59:10] bobbled leagues. That's all that matters. I will crack on though and lock in with it.

[02:59:14] Yeah, I'll probably change a bit on my way to football.

[02:59:18] Thank you.

[02:59:19] Righty-o chat!

[02:59:21] Righty-o, I am on the court of that,

[02:59:24] because I'm off to Manchester United versus Newcastle.

[02:59:29] So hopefully, all goes fucking well,

[02:59:32] and hopefully we can get the win chat.

[02:59:34] A massive, massive thank you for your all tuning in today.

[02:59:38] Honestly, I appreciate you all, absolutely fucking legends.

[02:59:41] Collins, unlucky mate, you got fucking battered.

[02:59:43] But yeah chat let me know

[02:59:46] United are new castle center. I go for on it on my Instagram. So you said yeah chat

[02:59:50] Thank you so much for two of the tune tuning in today. Honestly. Thank you very much

[02:59:53] Hopefully United go and get the win. I will not be live late

[02:59:56] I don't think if I am you welcome if you want to watch if not

[02:59:59] I probably won't be I'll probably see you the day after but chat. Thank you so so so fucking much

[03:00:03] I appreciate every single one of you try the subs the bits the gift of the dough knows

[03:00:07] Appreciate you all my new guys are unbelievable as per usual

[03:00:10] I hope you have an amazing boxing day every united fan. Hopefully we can get the fucking win for you

[03:00:14] Go and show big battles some fucking love. It'll probably do much united as well chat. Thank you very very much