🔥2026 HERE WE GO!!!🔥SPORTS IS BACK!!!🔥ONLY 1 UNITED!🔥FEELING HOT!🔥COME ON!!!!🔥THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!🔥

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12-27-2025 · 9h 20m

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[00:03:00] Thank you very, very much Amy, you fucking legend.

[00:03:08] Welcome in everybody, welcome in.

[00:03:11] But it's okay.

[00:03:13] Hello, hello, hello.

[00:03:16] Hope you're all doing absolutely fine, now he knows it.

[00:03:21] Hope you all had an amazing night, it's a boxing day night.

[00:03:26] But it's okay.

[00:03:28] Oh my God!

[00:03:30] Who the fuck are man united?

[00:03:34] Who the fuck are man united?

[00:03:37] Who the fuck are man united?

[00:03:40] As the Reds go marching on, on, on

[00:03:44] Oh, cheer, oh, ball and cheer

[00:03:48] Oh, what can it be

[00:03:51] To a sad Johnny Baster

[00:03:55] a shot football team Angela with the 10. Go on Angela. Yeah, man. Bitch. Go on Angela.

[00:04:09] 5 out of 10 gifted you fucking legend. Go on Angela. Oh my God. I'm still not well.

[00:04:20] KT Samsung turn a brand new tier one Angela for ever the 10 angry fatty for ever the five Amy Brooke boy

[00:04:27] What a fine as well

[00:04:29] Go on Amy a man cow. Fuck you woke up on smoke. Thank you very much, man

[00:04:35] Angry fatty. Thank you very much, man. I appreciate that river

[00:04:39] Oh, we've got one of the fucking big boys in it. Oh

[00:04:43] My god, there we go

[00:04:45] Riley, 522 months mate, fucking legend, Emily, 25 months, Zeronical, 512 months, young fresh

[00:04:54] shit, 524 months young fresh shit. Go on the fucking by, welcome back in, I'm gonna

[00:05:00] do it. Right. Yeah, but Aston, Aston, we're not shit, mate, to chill. That dead, that

[00:05:10] I'm Deadly Fella, givin' a brand new team, I've made you givin' a six months, Tom givin' a 15 months.

[00:05:14] Well then, man.

[00:05:16] Why do you keep arguing with Meltz on Twitter?

[00:05:18] Well, basically, I got a little bit bored before,

[00:05:21] and I thought, fuck it, I'll piss a few people off.

[00:05:23] Went on Twitter, next thing you know, I've got fucking cure people, sat there ready to nibble.

[00:05:28] I've tweeted a few things, next thing you know, they've nibbled, and I'm havin' a fucking time in life.

[00:05:33] Grace, for the fine gift of love.

[00:05:36] Fucking legend, Grace.

[00:05:37] I appreciate how I love your fucking girl. Thank you very much Grace

[00:05:41] 25% possession at home play of a back six. I'm gonna be let me check this. Let me have a look here

[00:05:48] Fuck mom, let's have a look shower

[00:05:53] Go back to yesterday stats

[00:05:58] 33% possession

[00:06:01] People are moaning about 30 about was not having the ball

[00:06:05] Just hang on a minute here

[00:06:07] We didn't have the ball right and yet we had more higher expected goals right we had more shots on target

[00:06:14] Oh

[00:06:15] But it's all right though because new castle made a few more passes. Well, how about you'd have actually probably took a few more shots

[00:06:20] You might have scored you fucking shit

[00:06:23] Ismail

[00:06:26] Thank you very much. He's male for the five gift your brother go on the fucking bar, but you enjoyed that last night

[00:06:31] Didn't you Ismail?

[00:06:32] Thank you, bro

[00:06:34] Honest sir. One one possession. Fuck off.

[00:06:39] Honest sir. What a fucking load of shit. Was that there? I was indeed.

[00:06:43] GG Spikes. Yeah Spikes chilling out. Oh he's spiked.

[00:06:48] He looks like he's breathing so we'll go with it.

[00:06:50] He's

[00:07:02] chilling.

[00:07:06] Fanta, Maddie!

[00:07:07] If I were to find gifted Maddie on that, bitch, thank you very much, mate.

[00:07:08] Oh, here we go.

[00:07:09] Mate, this is from Toon Army to Glory, by the way.

[00:07:12] Mate, shut the fuck up, you ginget-toit.

[00:07:15] New Castle would have fucked you up if they weren't playing like old pensioners.

[00:07:19] Guess what mate if United have had the full squad it probably would have been four until T United. I think you got lucker

[00:07:24] This year for the five gifted this year. Thank you very much. This year. I appreciate that love go on this year

[00:07:30] Thank you very much love Michael for over 34 months Mike corner by deadly fellow to every gifted mate. Oh, it's even a 12

[00:07:39] 20 months. Thank you very much mate

[00:07:44] And he wouldn't be there wouldn't will be out I have got the schedule there and go

[00:07:49] I've got the new years quiz

[00:07:54] coming out on New Year's and

[00:07:55] then one ends back to normal.

[00:07:57] And then so is don't quit your

[00:07:58] day job. Of course, there is a

[00:07:59] brand new don't quit your day

[00:08:00] job. If you've not already seen

[00:08:01] it, make sure you watch

[00:08:02] absent stream, Tom Aspen all

[00:08:03] and some other NMA coaches

[00:08:05] take me through NMA and it's

[00:08:09] very hard. Fanta for the two

[00:08:11] gifted make you lucky

[00:08:12] legend. Thank you very much

[00:08:13] one month's mate. I can't believe Newcastle fans are complaining about Anthony Taylor when

[00:08:26] he was fucking giving him everything. Can't believe it. Can't believe that when I got

[00:08:31] home. Honestly. Could not believe that. Hey, Wastog, 538 mate. Fucking legend. Thank you

[00:08:37] very much mate. Yeah, the vlog's going up soon. We did vlog. W, you play, oh yeah,

[00:08:41] videos out and I'm in a trading challenge by the way Chaz of the day after that video said oh don't

[00:08:45] worry I've ordered you want I've still not got it I honestly he is a complete nut of brick

[00:08:51] Kaz I'm an attentive gift in Kaz you fucking sexy bitch thank you very much Kaz I appreciate that

[00:08:59] thank you very much beans here on a 31 as well mate what should have been a penalty I know

[00:09:04] Man United should have had a penalty as well. It's mental mental.

[00:09:09] I can't believe we didn't have one.

[00:09:13] Referee again on Newcastle's side. How did we not get a penalty?

[00:09:19] Could not fucking believe it.

[00:09:24] Wait, I've got a minute. Who got that who got that set then?

[00:09:26] fuck zony veiled bastard yeah we deserve to win though we deserve to win

[00:09:33] hey demmy for every five gifts in as well love go on demmy you mad cunt thank

[00:09:37] you very much look at chaz's mic what the fuck you gonna vote sky sports has

[00:09:43] been hacked. Sky Sports Premier League or Sky Sports? Well there's nothing dodging on Sky

[00:10:00] Sky Sports News.

[00:10:07] They haven't been hacked.

[00:10:13] Oh, they fucking have.

[00:10:16] Oh, the fuck have Sky Sports been hacked and he's now fucking promoting a fucking, we're

[00:10:24] thrilled to announce blah blah blah.

[00:10:26] It's a token.

[00:10:27] Oh my God.

[00:10:29] that's mad well well I've also been evicted to it before and what the fuck is going on

[00:10:39] here what the fuck is going on here you ever made the cushion could you not have fucking

[00:10:53] got one where I'm actually fucking looking at you and I've not got fucking IKEA bags

[00:10:56] under my eyes. There's a lot better fucking photos out there than that. Fucking hell.

[00:11:04] Oh hang on. Oh, by the way, I hope she's fucking stopped commenting. What a fucking

[00:11:09] weirdo. Some fucking old F girl keeps commenting on me tweets. Fuck off.

[00:11:14] Ah, that's no fun. Another fucking old F girl who's clinging down to a football club to

[00:11:17] make more money. Fuck off. Get off. Ghosties, year 113, mate. Go on, ghosties. John,

[00:11:23] I'm Jim 19 and review bot Jim of the 16 Malison. Thank you very much, but I appreciate it. I

[00:11:28] seen Scarlett Jimmy loving Bailey Clark, but a 28 told me to the 21. Molly for the next

[00:11:33] year. And Maddie, Maddie with a five again. Go on. You're fucking mad bitch. Thank you

[00:11:40] very much, Maddie. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you. Oh, Arsenal to one. Oh, it's

[00:11:49] gonna get a bit shake it gonna get a bit shake it I still gonna bottle it again

[00:11:55] probably let's have a look here

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[00:15:00] Make not out yet

[00:15:03] Hey, so my dog

[00:15:05] I've got some of the thank you very much love your fucking legend. Thank you very much some of that

[00:15:11] Nisha for the five as well. Fuck you. Go on. Nisha Josh ready gifted me

[00:15:15] One issue. Thank you very much. Love. I appreciate that Samantha. Thank you very much as well

[00:15:21] Nah, I've been told to listen to house music. So I'm seeing if I like it. This is house music apparently. Oh

[00:15:27] My god play and show the fuck out. It's my favorite color, Rhett

[00:15:38] Oh, I like chocolate cookie go on then

[00:15:45] I love a coca.

[00:15:52] Mother mackers.

[00:15:57] I need spray.

[00:16:33] Fucking stupid fucking question.

[00:16:36] I messed it in with Happy Christmas.

[00:16:38] What's been all back?

[00:16:39] The fucking longer the better.

[00:16:41] Can't give a fuck about Chas'n Mike.

[00:16:43] Cheers, dunked out with.

[00:16:45] Sheehan, Tivor, Tracy, Gracie, Tivor, Brandon, Timon,

[00:16:47] Joe, Tivor, Amon, Trim, Tivori, Amor,

[00:16:49] amongst, Trim, Tivori, Gifted,

[00:16:51] Ginger Gal, Fervor and Gifted,

[00:16:52] Jade, Fervor, 24, and Ginger Gal,

[00:16:55] Fervor, the Five, Gifted as well.

[00:16:57] You mad fucking gal.

[00:16:59] Thank you very much, Ginger Gal.

[00:17:01] All right, I'm gonna minute.

[00:17:03] Woo!

[00:17:07] It's gonna fuck your weekend started!

[00:17:13] Vizzzzzzzz!

[00:17:17] Forever the Five gift ticked!

[00:17:21] Go on, Vizzzz!

[00:17:22] Thank you very much mate, I will just have to clarify.

[00:17:25] That is nothing but nasal spray, I just wanna clarify it.

[00:17:27] That is nothing but nasal spray.

[00:17:29] Thank you.

[00:17:30] Man he with a 10, with a 10, man he with a 10.

[00:17:36] Go on, man he, thank you very much love, thank you very much man, I appreciate that.

[00:17:41] Oh, I'm gone. Thank you man.

[00:17:44] Bane into you in five months, man, your legend, thank you.

[00:17:47] It is snowing in Salford.

[00:17:49] Well, not in Salford, it might be in Moston, which is originally where Taze is from.

[00:17:55] I've heard it was stolen that for years apart, but

[00:18:03] Well, what I look at

[00:18:09] Oh

[00:18:21] Hello

[00:18:23] Hello!

[00:18:25] Run, come.

[00:18:27] Yeah.

[00:18:29] I don't look after.

[00:18:35] Did you before the game?

[00:18:53] I

[00:18:58] Want to see the I want to see the vlog for him one go down to three

[00:19:14] Oh

[00:19:18] That was half time

[00:19:23] Ha ha ha ha

[00:19:25] Here we go

[00:19:29] Here we go

[00:19:48] 19 minutes in and a free no down

[00:19:53] Level 40 height training you guys unbelievable. Thank you very much everyone hated for the 30 million for the two months, mate

[00:20:23] man they are the definition of shit are there hey they've had a fan angry fatty

[00:20:35] for 100 bits make Dan give her under bits dark and angel to run your bits as

[00:20:39] well man legends thank you everyone they are absolutely dog shit right oh

[00:20:45] Johnny Clayton did I missed it bastard I've got Johnny Clayton in the

[00:20:51] So I need him to win

[00:20:55] Right the jumper this isn't a jumper made this is a fucking all piss off son of old

[00:21:00] This is what you call it spiky breathing a fucking up. So

[00:21:04] spike

[00:21:06] Spikey breathing

[00:21:10] Yeah, foreign twitch oh

[00:21:12] Well, we'll see one way

[00:21:14] Maddie and five out of five again. Thank you very much. Maddie. You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much love

[00:21:19] Honestly, thank you so much.

[00:21:21] Ginger, are you with Winning next week?

[00:21:24] Well, considering it's my football team,

[00:21:27] what do you ever think?

[00:21:30] Yep.

[00:21:31] Billy-O, 516, mate.

[00:21:33] Thank you very much, Billy.

[00:21:34] I appreciate it, brother.

[00:21:35] Thank you, man.

[00:21:36] Legend.

[00:21:37] 3-1.

[00:21:38] What's 3-1?

[00:21:42] Nothing's 3-1.

[00:21:45] Hey, what are the odds on this, by the way?

[00:21:48] The amount of akis I've lost in a row are ridiculous, right?

[00:21:51] But obviously I won four or five hundred on the date Paul AJ fight, so I had money to play with anyway

[00:21:57] I'm now down from 450 to 141

[00:22:00] Right, and I have an acor on very mind. I've lost so many akis. It's unbelievable. I've got city Arsenal Liverpool Brentford

[00:22:09] Westam and Fulham to draw which is actually joined at the minute such would and then ever in and burn that I need ever into win

[00:22:15] I thought I've put a ten on this one because I thought I've lost so many a row in a row. I'll just leave it

[00:22:20] I'll put a ten on right watch this be the only one. I don't put much on right and it comes in

[00:22:26] Second of all thank God for that one Johnny Clayton 3-2. Thank you, right?

[00:22:33] 2-2 what's 2-2?

[00:22:38] You fucking weirdos why are you putting 2-2 I mean 3-2 for Clayton

[00:22:42] Everton, I've got, Everton, I've got Chelsea to beat Villa.

[00:22:46] Then it comes to my Darts hacker.

[00:22:49] I've got, I had Christophe Rasek, Luke Woodhouse, Johnny Clayton, and I've got Stephen Bunton.

[00:22:54] So if that comes in, I'll 150 quid there, which is fucking good stuff.

[00:22:58] Then Darts tonight, that is the fucking, this is where it goes off tonight.

[00:23:03] Ooh, look, look, look, ooh, I've not put little or anything, it's fucking pointless.

[00:23:08] It just, what's the point if he's one to 50, you know what I mean?

[00:23:11] When you're that fucking good at something it's mental

[00:23:14] And the worst thing is I was one down off beating him one nil Fulham

[00:23:26] You fucking arseholes is it fuck wall is free one Brentford though Bomer from just scored weirdos

[00:23:35] Three one Brentford

[00:23:37] I don't know. Yeah, it is a

[00:23:42] question right. Obviously I'm a

[00:23:44] massive darts fan anyway even

[00:23:46] before before the little train.

[00:23:48] Well, obviously I know a lot of

[00:23:49] you will be darts fans through

[00:23:51] little so my question to you is

[00:23:53] right. Let's say you've got a

[00:23:55] great great game of football on

[00:23:57] or you've got a great game of

[00:23:59] darts on what are you going to

[00:24:01] watch that's all football for

[00:24:03] me personally if it's not my

[00:24:05] to you the same football there's a few darts in there all right let's let's let's think of a game

[00:24:09] let's think of a game yeah all right all right yeah let's think of a game them let's say let's

[00:24:14] give let's get two great games of darts and football right let's go i'm not gonna do my

[00:24:18] night because i'll obviously choose my united i'll go obviously depend if you support the

[00:24:22] club right yeah let's go you've got aston villa chelsea right aston villa chelsea

[00:24:28] It's on obviously later or you've got price versus Van Geerwin

[00:24:36] Aston Villa versus Chelsea price versus Van Geerwin. That's darts every day of the week for me

[00:24:45] 100% there's a lot more people saying darts now few saying them

[00:24:49] Right, and then let's go. Let's go. All right. Let's go Liverpool Arsenal

[00:24:56] littler versus

[00:24:58] Luke Humphries.

[00:25:00] Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[00:25:03] I might have to double monitor that one I can't lie.

[00:25:06] But I, ahhh, to be honest with that one, no, I'd ask to watch Darts.

[00:25:12] Cause I love both Humphries and Littler.

[00:25:15] But obviously, to be fair, maybe it helps cause we're not in a title race.

[00:25:20] Maybe it helps.

[00:25:21] I'm not watching Arsenal. Ha ha ha.

[00:25:24] Yeah, football last longer though. Yeah, it depends though football's an hour and a half to call it an hour 45 because of half time

[00:25:31] Right, then you've got

[00:25:34] But then you've got if it's a 37 sets you you probably looking about the same

[00:25:40] Yeah, I'm saying oh

[00:25:43] World Cup final or Ali Pali final

[00:25:47] World Darts final

[00:25:49] World Cup that in it to be fair. I actually didn't watch France Croatia

[00:25:54] Depends who's in the PDC that's fine all that

[00:25:59] Cuz I remember I didn't watch friends in Croatia because obviously a Croatia beat us and I couldn't go fuck

[00:26:06] But normally it probably would be world cup. Oh, I'm gone

[00:26:11] Jakey Davis in the group chat

[00:26:14] Need to get to the ever and talk the ideas fucking

[00:26:18] How about you thinking some of fucking video ideas? Oh, that's a fucking

[00:26:22] I'm joking and Adam for the five gifted Adam going your mad bastard. Thank you very much, brother

[00:26:29] Fucking love that from you Adam. Thank you, bro. Oh 180 or a hat trick or hat trick every day. I knew it'd be here

[00:26:34] That's why I fucking said it. I knew it'd be here

[00:26:38] Fucking get in there. Okay, J. Oh, you're an amazing Christmas, mate. Have you got your walkie-talkie working yet?

[00:26:45] I've left I've left and I'm still going for it. I've left I fucking wish

[00:26:52] seriously though I'm much for you to fuck off

[00:26:59] oh cheers Joe mama Christmas fucking miracle I know I got a present here

[00:27:07] hang on thank you can we open this one yet no can I oh hello that's a fucking

[00:27:15] soundtrack I don't want that fix night but I don't know what's wrong with it

[00:27:20] Let me try and fix it.

[00:27:27] What?

[00:27:28] Did he just not pop in anymore?

[00:27:30] Oh, log out, log in.

[00:27:33] Okay, I've never gone on my dashboard, eh.

[00:27:38] Log out, switch, log in, authorize.

[00:27:42] All right, maybe that works now.

[00:27:49] I'm open it does where's the top from Mantis United mate is it working oh

[00:28:00] Fucking love that well in mods fucking love me mods

[00:28:05] Jinge can I get the medal?

[00:28:10] Can I get the medal sorry

[00:28:16] Smirton what medal are you on about?

[00:28:19] Fucking metal, is he alright?

[00:28:24] Smitting of it, have I fucking once without it here?

[00:28:33] What fucking metal?

[00:28:34] I've got a few to choose from, I've got Israel, but I don't know which one you're on about.

[00:28:42] Metal, I hardly know, I don't even make fucking sense.

[00:28:46] What?

[00:28:47] Jack fucking me

[00:28:55] When you're a fucking serial winner in the YouTube game

[00:28:59] Listen when you're a serial winner in the YouTube game, you're a serial winner

[00:29:05] Do you understand what I mean?

[00:29:07] first Sidemen charity match

[00:29:10] second Sidemen charity match

[00:29:12] first match for hope

[00:29:14] second match for hope and

[00:29:16] and in a few days time at the end of January that's got to come three out of three.

[00:29:23] So what do you make?

[00:29:34] I'm going to make sure the face is in the right way here.

[00:29:46] What are the odds that I don't get my other matching guitar when I play my other match?

[00:29:54] That's fucking definitely not happening.

[00:29:56] I'll just give it to someone who's shooting versus a fucking goalkeeper.

[00:30:16] you

[00:30:46] you

[00:31:16] you

[00:31:46] you

[00:32:16] you

[00:32:46] Christmas lives on so new year in my opinion Christmas lives on so new year

[00:33:05] I'm on duo. Thank you.

[00:33:10] Oh! Forgot to do the giveaway. You fucking legend. Let me do it again. As you post it

[00:33:20] notes. Fucking idiot sat on stream saying I'm obviously going to do it. I forgot to

[00:33:23] What a dick.

[00:33:41] Can you use a scammer? I know. Fucking scammed.

[00:33:44] No, I don't have to do that.

[00:33:46] If I have a 10 month, sorry, you're very much looking to skate. Thank you very much.

[00:33:49] If anything, it gives you an extra day to enter.

[00:33:51] So, you're welcome. Yeah, I'm saying. Oh, what's he said there?

[00:33:56] Oh, hello.

[00:34:02] I'm, uh...

[00:34:09] Yeah, after that, I'm...

[00:34:18] Hang on.

[00:34:21] Oh

[00:34:25] Move face cam

[00:34:28] There we go. Oh, I can't hear the game. I can't hear it. Okay, sweet

[00:34:34] Perfect, right come on Johnny Clayton. That's what we want Johnny Clayton. Oh mate. He's fucking might winners well there

[00:34:45] Yeah, see that I think you will come on Johnny Clayton yes, right, okay, mate. Oh

[00:34:48] I met jakey last week why weren't you there I

[00:34:54] Honestly, I'm gonna be so fucking blunt and honest in my response and I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it

[00:34:59] I'm gonna be 100% wise why the fuck would I be there?

[00:35:04] He was in Liverpool so my point stands why the fuck would I be there?

[00:35:11] Honestly, please answer to me that why the fuck would I be with jakey Davis when going around the pool Christmas markets?

[00:35:17] Please, please, Salma.

[00:35:21] I don't mean this to be rude.

[00:35:23] I don't know I wanted to meet you.

[00:35:24] Alright.

[00:35:27] Join the Q-Court, then.

[00:35:28] Do you know what I mean?

[00:35:29] There's lots of women out there that probably do.

[00:35:31] But for sure, there.

[00:35:32] You know what I mean?

[00:35:33] Everyone can.

[00:35:35] Honestly.

[00:35:36] Sorry.

[00:35:37] Sorry.

[00:35:37] But honestly.

[00:35:41] I'm joking.

[00:35:42] I'm joking.

[00:35:43] Hey, Infinity Forever 21, mate.

[00:35:44] Benson, Chairman of Brother.

[00:35:45] Harry, you okay, mate?

[00:35:46] I didn't see what you said there, but how are you doing well, bro?

[00:35:52] Definitely stream sniping.

[00:35:54] Cough.

[00:35:55] You know, let me guess, you were pissed off about under your Christmas tree.

[00:35:58] Fucking hell, damn the fucking queue.

[00:36:01] Fuck you now.

[00:36:03] Don't wanna run some jewels. Let me do some soul spells, but then I will, yeah.

[00:36:07] I'll just go on.

[00:36:09] Full of them one now. Now I'm aware of that, thank you.

[00:36:11] Has my back gone.

[00:36:13] Yeah, I will do.

[00:36:16] you need a reality check I'll fuck off that's your priv right go kind of

[00:36:30] There's another guy here, I know someone else landed there, I don't know where.

[00:36:36] Wait and run for it!

[00:36:51] Got you, bitch!

[00:37:00] yes mate okay are we getting mate cheers mate thanks mate see you in a bit mate

[00:37:06] you're fucking shit house get in there Donnie Clayton thank you very much see

[00:37:13] in a bit cock up he won't need a stream snipe for him but he bottled up if you

[00:37:17] tell a stream snipe because you landed above me and then came to me you get

[00:37:22] to know these things I was a jungle very fucking hard mate more than I

[00:37:28] I can point to words. Goodbye, goodbye. Perfect.

[00:37:32] Fucking miss SpongeBob!

[00:37:34] You! Oi!

[00:37:40] He fucking loves it.

[00:37:42] Woooo!

[00:37:46] Where's my chest? Up there.

[00:37:49] Can you unlock anything after SpongeBob? I'm not...

[00:37:52] When's Ruby coming on? Well she's away for Christmas for the 20th time. It's alright,

[00:37:59] I'll keep repeating every week, no where. Thank God, that other guy that Johnny Clayton

[00:38:05] just played by the way was ridiculous. If he weren't playing Johnny Clayton, he'd

[00:38:10] probably got through. He was fucking very good at him. I'm up for you dying for Red Bull

[00:38:18] the jungle mate fucking ah there's one day in there I was just I think it's like

[00:38:23] the first four days when you don't have any caffeine like they said it would be

[00:38:28] really hard for me I was all right I'm honest I was all right but you could

[00:38:32] just tell I was waking up and now I'm at cracker can I read about I couldn't

[00:38:35] have enough of that to have smoky water oh hanging

[00:38:40] are we doing it? I wish SpongeBob could carry stuff yeah that'd be good

[00:38:44] And anyone watch Don't Quit Your Day Job Episode 2 yet?

[00:38:47] If you have, what do you think of it?

[00:38:50] I'm not expecting everyone to have, obviously.

[00:38:55] Good. Nice.

[00:38:57] Oh, shit, I need the big plot.

[00:39:01] Swear it was just a real load. No, no, no.

[00:39:03] So this is the thing, people commented that.

[00:39:05] I'd filmed mine and Tom had filmed his,

[00:39:08] but the only bits that are similar is the second half of my video.

[00:39:12] But they're two totally different videos anyway and two totally different edits.

[00:39:16] The first bit of me was never even in Toms.

[00:39:20] So they are, they are different.

[00:39:21] Obviously, but you're seeing similar things like the leg kick and all that.

[00:39:25] But they are different videos.

[00:39:27] It's just because obviously, I've gone up at different times.

[00:39:30] I would never upload a re-upload, fuck is that shit.

[00:39:33] It's like doing a re-run on Twitch.

[00:39:35] I've never done a re-run on Twitch.

[00:39:37] Do you think people should be mad for that chance for the plate? 100% yeah, he's a prick.

[00:39:47] I don't know what's worse, in smashing the plate, I'm saying he fought me a new one but

[00:39:50] they never actually did.

[00:39:53] That's what I think it's fucking bad.

[00:39:59] He's a prick mate.

[00:40:01] Just for 50 gifted.

[00:40:03] Mental.

[00:40:04] Fucking mental.

[00:40:05] Did I leave the plate bits there? Yes, we left the smashed plates and glass all over the floor for the fucking wildlife to walk over

[00:40:12] as we do not give a fuck as we're just some fucking stupid YouTube group.

[00:40:17] Yeah, that's what we did.

[00:40:21] Obviously fucking not.

[00:40:24] Fucking hell.

[00:40:26] I expected that from your vial, yeah, it's difficult.

[00:40:29] typical young young male fucking whatever you want to call us West Ham lost for

[00:40:37] one you said in your post-it review no more fizzy drinks how long did that last

[00:40:46] I've not made I said I drink less fizzy drinks and I've definitely definitely

[00:40:51] Drink less fizzy drinks 100% hello

[00:41:05] I'll be fucking game you shit house shit on

[00:41:10] Yeah, I may I have nowhere near as many fizzy drinks last couple of days

[00:41:14] I've had a couple just because of the fact of

[00:41:16] Christmas, but like I'm a drink so much more water than I normally used to mental

[00:41:21] It's almost actually not a fan of it, but you got to be healthy, aren't you?

[00:41:26] Alright, when is the next bit of that start?

[00:41:28] That's what I'm wondering.

[00:41:29] Aww, football's on next though, isn't it?

[00:41:31] Fucking lover boxing day.

[00:41:33] This is my boxing day.

[00:41:34] I'm not having it.

[00:41:36] Yesterday was fucking terrible.

[00:41:39] Fucking one gamer footballer.

[00:41:40] What a load of shit that is.

[00:41:43] What a load of shit.

[00:41:44] Oh, I wonder if I can make Spoon Bob dance.

[00:41:50] Oi!

[00:42:21] Honestly, I'd rather watch fucking football. That is a lie. That is a big lie. I'm not sure that's a fucking, that's a huge lie.

[00:42:34] Any sale on diner? It's the FF. It's the FF here. Fucking hell. A sale. Fucking hell.

[00:42:41] tighter than a fucking nuns fanium fucking sale no chance fucking no chance

[00:42:49] fucking sale honestly

[00:42:55] where do I get out I can't build so that means I can't get out

[00:43:03] Did you get out through here?

[00:43:12] Oh.

[00:43:13] Okay, I'm with it.

[00:43:15] We're sweet.

[00:43:17] Proof you owe me a medal, watch proof, you asked if I won, you don't.

[00:43:20] Yeah, Smithers.

[00:43:21] Ah, we're fucking, it's alright, put me cookie down on me, I don't want to repeat myself.

[00:43:25] Smithers, what medal are you on about?

[00:43:28] I'm not asking for a link.

[00:43:30] I am at ballers, mate, yeah.

[00:43:35] Collins, I'm honest, I'm surprised you're here, mate.

[00:43:38] I'm surprised you're actually showing your face again after that annihilation yesterday.

[00:43:43] 12, 9, 0, it was.

[00:43:46] 9, 0 in darts.

[00:43:49] Yes, Lee, okay.

[00:43:51] The fact that you've turned up today

[00:43:54] and actually, yeah, honestly, mate.

[00:44:00] mental

[00:44:03] i actually

[00:44:05] get to a point where i feel sorry for you

[00:44:09] i really do make

[00:44:11] for one brentford

[00:44:12] now i mean i mean i could go now because west amcout fucking on onto a fucking

[00:44:15] draw shit cunts

[00:44:19] that shit as well

[00:44:34] shade at trick first

[00:44:38] i wonder if ever another beat burnley as well beyond me

[00:44:45] burnley are going down

[00:44:47] Wolves are going down, Wolves are fucking gone down, in my opinion.

[00:44:50] Any team that lets Vert score past them should be automatically relegated.

[00:44:57] And that's just me being 100% honest.

[00:44:59] That's not even got anything to do with being united with the pool.

[00:45:02] That is me being 100% honest.

[00:45:04] The team that lets Vert score past them should be relegated.

[00:45:13] Oh-oh-oh!

[00:45:14] Oh-oh-oh!

[00:45:17] Alright what else is here?

[00:45:24] Oh hello!

[00:45:28] Oh hello!

[00:45:30] Mind the gap.

[00:45:32] The gap of three points that we'll get when we beat you at home as well.

[00:45:35] Do the double over here.

[00:45:36] That'll be alright.

[00:45:39] I think we'll be alright.

[00:45:41] It's still finished here.

[00:45:42] I could be still bottle it.

[00:45:44] Take it to Atlanta Josh.

[00:45:53] Oh!

[00:46:08] Closing. Thank you.

[00:46:10] I

[00:46:12] Played packs bit you played packs. Sorry you played max pitman today. How have you played him today?

[00:46:18] Thank you. I'll just say Rockets. Thank you

[00:46:22] May use we're into villa or Chelsea

[00:46:27] The others on me any of us

[00:46:33] Villa I think that

[00:46:37] But I think it's a typical game Chelsea will win.

[00:46:58] Tell me what you're watching this stream about, tell me what you're watching this stream.

[00:47:22] I'm not even giving it airtime.

[00:47:24] I'm not even giving it airtime.

[00:47:26] even giving it airtime. I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna cook and we're getting to the

[00:47:30] next game. What's a wanker? What's a wanker? What's a wanker? That is fucking bullshit.

[00:47:48] Fucking sat there and fucking survived the rocket fuck off.

[00:47:53] Absolutely bollocks.

[00:47:58] I have one more to talk about Harry.

[00:48:18] you

[00:48:48] you

[00:49:18] you

[00:49:48] you

[00:50:18] you

[00:51:18] football shirts you don't have prices fuck what isn't that's just the price of retro shirts

[00:51:24] they're just expensive mate because you can't get them anymore

[00:51:30] yeah i'm fucking great me thanks

[00:51:36] where's smith that's the one about this fucking medal apparently said he can have

[00:51:39] I definitely want to get some minis on her.

[00:51:49] Oh, campfire, hello.

[00:51:53] Colin wants a battering again.

[00:51:54] Do you want to play me again, Colin?

[00:51:57] After yesterday?

[00:51:58] Are you fucking off your rocker?

[00:52:00] Am I the only one here that remembers the fucking score?

[00:52:07] Colin you didn't take a leg off me. I didn't lose three now. Andros lost his fucking kind,

[00:52:25] not me. I don't know, I did actually, didn't I? It's one on one between yous now, it fucking

[00:52:30] isn't. That's like him beating me at a PDC fucking tournament in fucking Wigan and

[00:52:36] and I've beat him at Ali Pali. There's a big fucking difference mate.

[00:52:39] And I think I'd rather win at Ali Pali if I'm honest.

[00:52:45] Shall I'm say him?

[00:52:47] My mum said you need to start swearing.

[00:52:50] And I'm not going to say what I'm going to say

[00:52:52] because I want to remain very respectful towards your mother.

[00:52:55] And what I'd like her to say is

[00:52:57] there's parental guides on fucking iPhones and iPads these days.

[00:53:00] If she was that ass, she'd fucking get stuck in, wouldn't she?

[00:53:02] It's hard to chill begging it for a Twitter comment on this yet

[00:53:08] You know you know for knowledge, let's go bandages

[00:53:16] Right oh yes, what a guy. Yes, mate. You're okay

[00:53:22] Present

[00:53:24] Yes, mate

[00:53:25] What a fucking legend. Hey, I have to do this. I'm afraid but you're a fucking legend

[00:53:30] Thank you very much mate, we'll be kind of the-

[00:53:35] PICK THE SHOCKER UP NOW AN ALBIE! PICK THE SHOCKER UP!

[00:53:39] AHHHHH, thank you!

[00:53:42] Thank you very much everyone, nooo, I can't accept this.

[00:53:45] I can't accept this, it's a game- Epic Games Terms of Service, lads and good ladies.

[00:53:50] I have to do this!

[00:53:52] I'm very sorry.

[00:53:54] I'm very sorry, look mate, I'm so sorry.

[00:53:56] I've gotta do this. It is the terms and service of epic games fucking number of RPGs. You didn't want to fucking give me that didn't you tight cunt fuck off

[00:54:05] You can take that

[00:54:07] Drop me shield. I asked about that. Give me a minute. Go

[00:54:11] Tight bastard try running on to that then didn't he?

[00:54:17] What and our bed? Oh

[00:54:20] That was fucking good use of that one

[00:54:23] When the United turn up Mantis United they've turned up got three points gone home

[00:54:28] Nice cuz I'm on fucking no birds to the get into 58 speed otherwise

[00:54:32] I'm not being not being fun at a 220 head shot should kill you

[00:54:38] Thank you, I don't know why but I've got a proper fever for fortnight again. I actually love OG fortnight

[00:54:45] No darts today. There's no darts today. Just buzzing them out. I'll play dance like I don't mind

[00:54:50] he's a fucking loving the darts that is I fucking love it as well to be fair

[00:54:55] now you're gone yes I got no there's no ass yes Leroy okay mate

[00:55:04] oh you didn't turn up new castle we're better you didn't turn up new castle

[00:55:09] we're better well if we didn't turn up who scored the goal for my United to win

[00:55:15] Someone must have turned up.

[00:55:24] Someone has to have turned up.

[00:55:27] Colin said 20 gifted if you beat him. He said that yesterday at a 9-0 then.

[00:55:31] Colin, I don't beat you for money and for gifted. I beat you because I want you to do fucking well in darts, mate.

[00:55:37] And when you're playing an average in 56, you've got a fucking long way to go, mate.

[00:55:45] to understand what I mean I just want the best for you Colin was a bad day I

[00:55:55] swear fucking out I wanted to tell me Stevie Wonder's blind me I could fucking

[00:56:01] tell it was a bad day we're in a bad day it was a fucking atrocious day I feel

[00:56:07] as though if I'd have been there and got nine milled I'd have been alright

[00:56:09] because I'm not in the JDC. You're in the JDC.

[00:56:14] I, mate, honestly, that weren't a bad day that I was a fucking.

[00:56:20] I say, right, if I was you, I'd be traumatized.

[00:56:25] But then again, you've been beat off.

[00:56:27] Someone who's won has got 100% of win record on the Ali Pali stage

[00:56:30] and Premier League stage of dance. I've never lost.

[00:56:34] So yeah, yeah, I mean, there's there's swings and roundabouts

[00:56:37] at the end of the day you've been f**king d**ked mate, so...

[00:56:41] I'm not even a f**king...

[00:56:42] 0% checkout.

[00:56:45] Honestly.

[00:56:46] F**king hell.

[00:56:49] Dalos should have scored, I know you're Dalos should have scored as well, f**king honestly.

[00:56:52] What is it with Dalos missing setters but scores good goals?

[00:56:56] Any chance there mate?

[00:56:57] Any chance to go?

[00:56:59] F**king hell.

[00:57:03] Oh hello! Hello!

[00:57:07] Yes mate, you ok?

[00:57:09] Oh RPG, look at me, I'm well art!

[00:57:12] RPG this tree, not bad.

[00:57:20] You can all fuck your RPG!

[00:57:29] AHHHHH!

[00:57:37] I'm alright, I'm alright, I'm alright.

[00:58:03] Chill chill chill. Let me lock in let me lock in.

[00:58:12] Don't know there's a door there that could be awkward.

[00:58:27] I'm not thin enough now, I'm off.

[00:58:33] Shit.

[00:58:36] MOVE!

[00:58:39] I'm off, I'm off, I'm off.

[00:58:40] So that, mushroom, give me mushroom.

[00:58:44] More good.

[00:58:46] So, we're out alive, we need shield though,

[00:58:47] we need major, major shield.

[00:58:50] Thoughts on Aiden Heaven,

[00:58:51] I've always said Aiden Heaven's a fucking talent.

[00:58:54] I don't know if people realise how much

[00:58:56] I'm actually right with my football comments.

[00:58:59] People just look at the ones that get wrong,

[00:59:01] but a lot of things I say come true.

[00:59:03] I'll tell you one thing that you can always back.

[00:59:06] One thing that you will always be able to back

[00:59:07] if you watched me from the early days, right?

[00:59:11] How many years,

[00:59:13] upon years, upon years,

[00:59:17] did I say,

[00:59:19] Scott McTominay was the white yaya story?

[00:59:23] How many fucking years did I say that?

[00:59:29] Thank you.

[00:59:31] Thank you.

[00:59:32] He goes to Napoli, gets, stops getting played at fucking CDM.

[00:59:37] And he's 16th in the Ballon d'Or.

[00:59:40] There you go.

[00:59:42] Rasmus Hoylund.

[00:59:43] I said he was a good striker, he just wasn't getting used right.

[00:59:46] Goes to Napoli, starts playing well.

[00:59:51] I'm sure there's been others.

[00:59:53] There's been loads. I am right a lot of the time. I can't lie. I just don't want to

[01:00:05] know about it. Villacart Chelsea, I'm going Chelsea mate. I just feel that it's one of

[01:00:16] those games Chelsea will win. And Villa can't win f*****s Rowan or I think. So I think they're

[01:00:23] going to lose this one. There was a guy in there a minute ago. Ah there he is. Probably

[01:00:38] Probably shouldn't have engaged that

[01:00:42] Dude, I want the village to win by the way. I want the village to win, but I think Chelsea will do him.

[01:00:49] I do think Chelsea will do him.

[01:00:56] Have I got a girlfriend? No I don't.

[01:00:59] Did you ever remind me of that?

[01:01:02] Ah, so.

[01:01:04] For sure.

[01:01:08] Hang on a minute, right, I'm in a game- OOOH!

[01:01:16] Fuckin' hell.

[01:01:20] Lordy Norah, it's not the best condition, is it?

[01:01:23] Fuckin' turn, army.

[01:01:26] Straight on me there, weren't there? What a sad little freak.

[01:01:29] What, you can get fucking- How's he shooting me? Where from?

[01:01:32] Where's he- Where the fuckin' hell is he?!

[01:01:38] behind me what let me warm up so anyway there's me warm up was done

[01:01:48] fucking bullshit was behind me I bollocks mate right Harry's Harry's

[01:01:57] jumping on. That is bullsh**t. Oh my god. Hang on a minute. F**king hang on. Packers,

[01:02:15] they're off to me, don't they? There's nothing else he can be. Harry's f**king decent as

[01:02:21] well so you better be fucking it'll probably be a carry job for me though I

[01:02:24] can't lie

[01:02:27] no no

[01:02:34] unlucky Jim Bob mr. angry hello there okay Harry okay mate absolutely fun

[01:02:44] Dabby does he got a good Christmas?

[01:02:47] You know what I was thinking

[01:02:50] When was the last time we played fortnight together? Oh?

[01:02:55] Two years ago OT fortnight. I think maybe now would have been two years ago

[01:03:00] Could you hop someone it was me girly baller and pink you I think as well didn't you?

[01:03:03] Oh, mate. That was actually a God squad. Yeah, see that was so good

[01:03:07] I was gonna say because it could I was thinking it could have been me you and

[01:03:11] Maybe the man we don't speak of

[01:03:14] I'm not getting Solomon on no. Well, I've only asked him so let me see what he says, right? Okay. Yeah

[01:03:21] No, I'm only so

[01:03:22] It's one of those really anyway. How was your Christmas James? Would you out to mobile walk up on Christmas more?

[01:03:27] Well, that's the overslaps on Christmas morning

[01:03:30] Morning, so yeah, I woke up to me mum banging on the door then I've gone down. I've had a shower

[01:03:35] I got changed gone downstairs kept

[01:03:39] Started the cooking going get got that up and going and yeah with you cooked I helped

[01:03:44] I observed to make sure if it went okay because you are a good cook, aren't you?

[01:03:50] You're my special.

[01:03:51] Exactly.

[01:03:52] I've cooked all sorts.

[01:03:53] I mean, I know I'm on about now.

[01:03:56] So then open the presents and then at dinner, watch home alone too, and then went and saw

[01:04:01] some other people and then yeah, chill for the night and I streamed, actually.

[01:04:06] Did you?

[01:04:07] Yeah.

[01:04:08] Okay, give away some bread then, yeah.

[01:04:09] No, I forgot to do that, but I'll do that today, yeah.

[01:04:11] Yeah.

[01:04:12] Can I get involved?

[01:04:13] How do I get involved in that?

[01:04:14] need to use your channel points. How many channel points do I need? I think I've got

[01:04:17] a couple hundred thousands. So to enter there's two raffles that are going on. Okay.

[01:04:23] Alright listen up everyone there's some big money on the line. There is one there is

[01:04:26] two one thousand pound cash giveaway raffles which you enter by five hundred

[01:04:30] thousand ginger bit gems and if you want to enter the big one which is

[01:04:34] three thousand pound cash is two million channel points. At this minute in

[01:04:39] time at this minute in time we have 73 entries for the 3000 wait how many

[01:04:48] channel points do you need for that two million could you run some predictions

[01:04:52] please for this game of course I could and then we've got over a hundred and

[01:04:58] well we've got a probably close to five six hundred for the one thousand how

[01:05:04] will people go that many channel points because I don't have that much to

[01:05:07] fucking yeah that I mean they're coming in now I can't lie fucking hell

[01:05:11] I really got what I got hundred and seventy k that's pretty good

[01:05:15] it's not bad I can't lie I'll do it I'll do it I'll do a prediction now

[01:05:19] alright sweet chat let's go all in I'm going all in fuck yeah I need to win

[01:05:24] 1k I really do I need to pay my energy it's gonna be a 50-50 prediction you

[01:05:28] got a one-minute prediction go go go I'm going all in how we are

[01:05:33] Oh, hang on.

[01:05:37] Random.

[01:05:39] What? Oh, he's not letting me do it.

[01:05:40] Has someone else done it?

[01:05:42] Oh, I'm not done already, are you?

[01:05:44] Come on and play as well, James, if you wanted to...

[01:05:45] Who is that?

[01:05:47] Mr. Winder?

[01:05:48] Oh, no, I thought that.

[01:05:50] No?

[01:05:50] No, I'm alright.

[01:05:52] Huh.

[01:05:53] No, can you get into him?

[01:05:56] Selim's such a lovely man.

[01:05:57] He's so good with a few of the weapons, by the way.

[01:06:00] No, like, genuinely, I was playing with him a couple days ago.

[01:06:02] He is ridiculous with the shotty.

[01:06:04] Yep.

[01:06:06] He's got a bit of shotty.

[01:06:07] What's LCD somewhere?

[01:06:08] He's pretty good.

[01:06:09] Minigun?

[01:06:09] He's got a bit of minigun.

[01:06:10] Nice, nice, nice.

[01:06:12] What would you go as favorite gunners?

[01:06:14] Pardon?

[01:06:15] What would you say is favorite gunners?

[01:06:17] I'd have said the heaviest.

[01:06:18] Alt rifle?

[01:06:19] Yeah, but he does like the AK, yeah.

[01:06:23] Right, wait, what is it?

[01:06:24] Right, the prediction is on Pick 1, 1, or 2.

[01:06:25] It's effectively roulette.

[01:06:29] I'm spinning a wheel on Google.

[01:06:31] All right, sweet, I've got 170k on two, let's go.

[01:06:34] Random wheel.

[01:06:40] One, two.

[01:06:42] Whichever one it lands on chat, I will be paying out.

[01:06:44] I am shipping a friend of mine.

[01:06:46] Do you remember what I used to do

[01:06:47] in my VIP spin wheels for that?

[01:06:49] Oh my God, that's so funny, I love that.

[01:06:51] That was the best fucking stuff.

[01:06:53] You get a gifted saw, man.

[01:06:55] You get your name on the wheel,

[01:06:56] you get unlimited entries.

[01:06:57] And there's people that just get eliminated

[01:06:59] just that gift of more to get back on so you did it once I remember no I didn't

[01:07:04] show no no I didn't do it a couple of times right it's a prediction done yeah

[01:07:14] perfect I'm spinning it I'm gonna know before you that's landed on

[01:07:23] hello it's alright I'm just waiting for it to start spinning okay god fucking

[01:07:29] I was scared then. Please be too.

[01:07:34] Okay, I've landed on it.

[01:07:36] Let me pay out what it has landed on.

[01:07:43] Fuck off.

[01:07:45] I've just lost 170k channel points.

[01:07:47] That's five years of watching Angry Jinx for nothing.

[01:07:51] Well, hey listen, it's not though, is it?

[01:07:52] Because we've got an amazing friendship from it.

[01:07:55] No, we don't.

[01:07:55] We don't.

[01:07:55] That's just from me watching you.

[01:07:57] Yeah, no, it was actually the good old times man.

[01:08:00] Say you're back to CMD man.

[01:08:02] What a stream, what a server.

[01:08:05] It was good, it was good.

[01:08:06] It's terrible now though.

[01:08:07] I just remember the last time I went on there I couldn't move so far yet I'm alright.

[01:08:11] Oh yeah we did the PD stream together didn't we?

[01:08:13] Yeah.

[01:08:14] No shit was there.

[01:08:16] Um, yeah, get my pretty, get my pretty.

[01:08:20] Will you be eating?

[01:08:21] I'm not eating anything.

[01:08:23] No?

[01:08:24] No.

[01:08:25] Sounds like I'm eating a bit.

[01:08:26] White chocolate chip cookie.

[01:08:27] yeah thanks me for unbelievable I watch your new video with Tom Aspinal as well

[01:08:33] what you thinking that yeah it's fine it was good video yeah I watch your AJ3

[01:08:38] video I'm addicted to AJ3 by the way it's gonna show down yeah I don't know

[01:08:42] why either because I didn't play that much FIFA but I just love watching him

[01:08:46] it's great it's gonna show down elite mate no it was good it was good I'm

[01:08:51] halfway through your sake video but I'm not gonna lie your one pissed me off

[01:08:55] because of the camera yeah yeah piss me off as well that's probably like fucking

[01:09:01] bombed salim said he wanted to play fucks we get him in yeah yeah come wait

[01:09:10] we're doing zero builds so yeah zero build yeah I don't mind I do anything I

[01:09:16] don't mind no no we got go with what a king once thank you

[01:09:25] Do you still want that Burger King hat by the way?

[01:09:30] Pardon?

[01:09:31] Do you still want the Burger King hat?

[01:09:33] Erm...

[01:09:35] I'm gonna let you keep that cos part of your heritage.

[01:09:38] That was 2k as well off eBay.

[01:09:43] Well there you go.

[01:09:44] That actually was. Signed everything.

[01:09:47] Right, let me get Mr Lindaren.

[01:09:49] I'll make a new group, shall you?

[01:09:51] Wait, no, I'll just invite you to this one.

[01:09:53] Right, uh, join that but don't show it on stream.

[01:10:04] That's here, see you in there.

[01:10:07] There we go.

[01:10:09] Um, yeah, what, mate, I thought that, I thought the Burger King crown that he had was just

[01:10:16] a normal one from Burger King.

[01:10:18] I'm sure it is.

[01:10:20] Right, it better be fucking important, nest.

[01:10:32] I haven't got a clue what you mean.

[01:10:38] Nothing on here, right?

[01:10:41] You're taking the piss you couldn't have asked this in the chat because you're not resending

[01:10:51] Hello, are you okay mate?

[01:10:57] Yeah you're not doing very good thank you mate how are you?

[01:11:02] Fantastic James obviously fantastic ready for some foreign ad battle royales.

[01:11:08] That's what it's all about mate.

[01:11:10] That's what it is all about. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah, we can't

[01:11:19] All right, there we are sweet. Are you doing a piss right?

[01:11:23] Hi, James, what's that thing I can play on my Xbox on my PC you said it on stream, but I forgot what it's called

[01:11:28] You could have just put that in the chat

[01:11:35] And also I haven't even got a fucking clue mate

[01:11:40] Hey mate, I thought I'd shoot my shot.

[01:11:59] I honestly think I'm in love with you, by the way.

[01:12:02] That's from Jessica.

[01:12:06] Interesting.

[01:12:08] Interesting. Good luck mate. Sent a message. She got a water bottle in my face. At what

[01:12:19] point do you get worried for your safety? Hello? There we go. Right we're doing build-out,

[01:12:29] no build. Um, whatever you want bro. Max yes if you can join as well. Ah fuck Max sir.

[01:12:37] Yeah, I'm joking, I don't know what I'm talking about.

[01:12:39] Alright, serious fucks.

[01:12:41] He's just showing the multiverse.

[01:12:45] It's supposed to be one cake, yeah.

[01:12:47] It's indeed confused Edwards, mate, yeah.

[01:12:49] I'll do another one, chat.

[01:12:51] I don't know if there's a prediction going.

[01:12:53] Your chat keep coming in my chat and asking if I smoke green.

[01:12:57] You get this every time we trim together.

[01:12:59] Yeah, but I've made my voice.

[01:13:01] It's got to be one more.

[01:13:03] Oh, you're right, Maxi, mate.

[01:13:05] I just want to say I just want to address this now to everyone's chat maxi and harry are separate people. Thank you

[01:13:12] Thank you, how are you guys everyone had a great Christmas so nice to yeah

[01:13:17] Now it was good. I thought you don't celebrate it saline

[01:13:21] Yeah, I don't you had some beers there didn't you saline? Yeah

[01:13:28] Thank you, thank you

[01:13:30] You gotta keep the friends of the tip of toes because you know what I mean the next minute

[01:13:34] You know I might be in the casino betting 500 pound. I'm gonna be an alcoholism and then no you can't it's around

[01:13:51] So it's like so it's like energy drugs

[01:13:55] Yeah, we might need to try that one

[01:13:57] try that one. Yeah, so it looks like it's our heroine, but you could definitely get

[01:14:00] back out. Yeah, we might have tried that one on stream. I think we should do a stream

[01:14:04] right. And I feel like it's going to be very good for educational. We should try class

[01:14:08] a drugs on stream. What country are they going to be legal into trying to stream?

[01:14:14] I think Germany. No, I think Germany have like, yeah, we've got Germany. Maybe

[01:14:20] not now. There is one country in Europe where it's decriminalized to do any truck

[01:14:24] You want then so many scary. Oh my god

[01:14:26] I don't think I don't I don't think I don't mind if we were to do it in Chernobyl or something like that

[01:14:32] I think there's bigger things going on there. No, that's a good point actually. I didn't think about it

[01:14:36] I'm gonna send we should that's the one we should go

[01:14:40] The radiation might not be too good that we should have all thinking about nobody then there's checks effects x effects isn't it?

[01:14:47] Wait, um, we doing zero build I reckon we run a zero build

[01:14:50] into a into a build into a zero belt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's beautiful. Yes. Yes. I'm

[01:14:58] going to ask the cracker. How's that? Thank you, Scott. I don't know. Have you seen by the way in

[01:15:03] Chernobyl? There's there's dogs that are turning blue. I honestly, I'm going to say this now. I want

[01:15:08] you to come back to this clip in however many years time, right? The world will end because of

[01:15:14] the radiation in Chernobyl. Something will get created over there. Come up with this

[01:15:20] weird virus and it'll wipe out humanity. That's what I think will happen. I think that's how

[01:15:28] it's going to end. It could be a million years, it could be hundreds of thousands of years,

[01:15:32] it could be anything. But I think that the radiation that's in Chernobyl is going to

[01:15:38] fucks you up

[01:15:41] hmm sorry about that

[01:15:44] did you win any games?

[01:15:45] Pardon?

[01:15:46] Did you win any games or not?

[01:15:47] I've won any games

[01:15:49] Yeah you won any games before you obviously jumped in a squad

[01:15:52] Yes obviously I won too

[01:15:55] Really?

[01:15:56] Yeah

[01:15:57] I've made a point here and I thought I would let you know on the point I just made

[01:16:01] Alright

[01:16:02] So I think the world could potentially end

[01:16:05] by

[01:16:07] Chernobyl's radiation.

[01:16:09] No, no.

[01:16:10] No, let me explain the science behind

[01:16:13] why not promote and bomb whistle.

[01:16:14] Yeah, go on, take it away.

[01:16:15] So the Chernobyl right,

[01:16:16] so radiation only has a limit of where it goes, right?

[01:16:21] And the Chernobyl explosion has already happened

[01:16:23] and radiation, it dies down, it dies.

[01:16:27] So the Chernobyl radiation is slowly, slowly dying.

[01:16:30] Obviously it's going to take a thousand years,

[01:16:31] but it is slowly dying.

[01:16:33] No, what's stopping one of those blue dogs, right,

[01:16:36] now turned blue might have picked up a virus whilst it's been in there comes out bite someone

[01:16:42] then they turn into a zombie they bite someone else next thing you know you've got an apocalypse

[01:16:46] on your hands what the blue dog exactly you're not even educated on the situation dogs are

[01:16:51] turning blue in there yeah there's fishes like 12 eyes in there really yeah mate I'm

[01:16:56] telling you he's fucked when swimming down there didn't he like that tick tock yeah I

[01:17:03] I saw some guy down there somebody went swimming in Chernobyl

[01:17:09] You can't walk in surely

[01:17:11] No, I think there's like people

[01:17:13] You can get visa to go that pretty sure visa

[01:17:17] I don't see much often dead. What is that the case? I'm getting I'm sharing the woody when I are all there

[01:17:23] No, but I feel like I feel like the radiation will interfere with the cameras and things. No, well no cuz I'll get a gas mask for the camera

[01:17:29] you got so much smart

[01:17:36] now let me tell you guys something do you believe now about you have you

[01:17:41] yes let me listen to my story

[01:17:47] alright you guys believe in the the ice ring and we heard about the ice ring

[01:17:52] the ice ring I went on two years ago no no no the ice ring so apparently right

[01:17:56] right so you know past the Arctic it's like a whole different one yeah yeah yeah

[01:18:04] yeah I've never heard of that one the ice rink yeah well I don't know what it's

[01:18:10] called exactly but apparently it's like there's like a fast Arctic and the

[01:18:14] North Pole and things there's like the ice wall that's the one the ice wall of

[01:18:18] the ice wall I've heard about the ice wall it's in there what you call it

[01:18:22] Game of Thrones thing.

[01:18:24] You know that's a kill.

[01:18:25] Yeah, probably that one, yeah.

[01:18:27] Yeah, cause he's sending them to the wall.

[01:18:29] By the way, Game of Thrones is so fucking good, isn't it?

[01:18:32] I love the game.

[01:18:34] Oh, I see a purple bomb trying to go in the distance.

[01:18:36] They're doing meters away.

[01:18:37] Wait, this is no build, right? Yeah.

[01:18:39] Yeah, no build. No build. It's no trash, guys.

[01:18:41] Wait, what was that? Sorry?

[01:18:42] Do you know one of the spas?

[01:18:44] There's a spas there, I don't know one, so.

[01:18:46] You guys not want it?

[01:18:47] I want it, I want it, I want it.

[01:18:49] I'll take it, I'll take it.

[01:18:50] Yeah, some of my pets.

[01:18:51] Oh, nice.

[01:18:54] Nice little purple one for you, that's the name.

[01:18:56] Perfect.

[01:18:56] Yeah, that's just me.

[01:18:57] Purple, that's like the second to the best.

[01:19:00] One you can get.

[01:19:00] I've got a heavy purple if you want to have a.

[01:19:03] Yeah, I want that one.

[01:19:03] I want that one instead, actually.

[01:19:04] Oh, that's what.

[01:19:05] Yeah, thank you.

[01:19:07] Well, let me just say.

[01:19:07] I got this one.

[01:19:09] You've got a spouse.

[01:19:10] Can I have a spouse?

[01:19:12] If you ask nicely, yeah.

[01:19:13] Can we swap?

[01:19:14] What's Bob?

[01:19:16] All right, what do I get if you.

[01:19:18] Yeah, that heavy shotgun yeah, but why do you you want this one? Yeah? Yeah

[01:19:23] Okay

[01:19:29] It comes with a skin as well, so yeah, oh, yeah

[01:19:34] Thank you

[01:19:41] Machine purple vending machine

[01:19:48] Oh

[01:19:51] Beautiful was a purple shot on MP night in there. We need to underwood 200 more to the shot

[01:20:01] I'm gonna get the food

[01:20:04] Um, right we don't win this game by the way

[01:20:07] No, no, we are gonna win we are gonna win. Yeah, okay, we got the first game

[01:20:14] What is this blue thing?

[01:20:18] What's the what's so every player to be honest?

[01:20:23] I was around since time to win down the whole of five of them is dead. All right, and I know that might sound a bit cocky

[01:20:30] But it just is five M is dry right now. I can back there. I can back there. I actually haven't been playing

[01:20:39] There's one could serve right now. It's a dying dog as we did is

[01:20:43] You know you need it's not bad. You need it's like fairly decent, but not about spike

[01:20:47] I think the thing is

[01:20:50] You know, we've done everything. I mean how many more scenes can I do that? I haven't ever done. Yeah

[01:20:56] I've done everything. How many times I think the cop post is like 15,000 times like

[01:21:01] Doesn't hit anymore. Yeah

[01:21:04] Remember taking a cop that hostage back in the day and I thought my whole life was gonna be over if I got caught

[01:21:10] I remember that I remember proper shit myself and I was getting chased

[01:21:17] out of maxi-chill bro

[01:21:19] oh no that's not

[01:21:20] no that's not

[01:21:22] so, yeah I don't know what

[01:21:24] you can play important, you see Lin

[01:21:26] yeah, yeah, yeah I've been, yeah

[01:21:28] yeah it's pretty good, yeah

[01:21:30] the roleplay there is white

[01:21:32] obviously it's on my level as someone who's never been banned before

[01:21:34] top roleplay

[01:21:35] I'm pretty sure you got banned with no pixel didn't you?

[01:21:37] same as me?

[01:21:39] yeah because that was your fault

[01:21:41] oh it was my fault you got banned

[01:21:43] and it was also your fault as well that I got banned

[01:21:45] as well gents

[01:21:46] Yeah it was actually, you should never have a pain to apply mate.

[01:21:51] Nice, we thought I did deserve to be banned.

[01:21:52] I crashed out, I was so angry when you got banned.

[01:21:55] Wait, why did you get banned?

[01:21:57] I don't really want to say to be honest, I'm a changed person now you know.

[01:22:00] Yeah, good call.

[01:22:01] I'll tell you why I got banned though.

[01:22:02] Yeah, go on.

[01:22:03] Because I'm British.

[01:22:06] Yeah same reason for me as well.

[01:22:08] Yeah.

[01:22:09] Oh, gold one.

[01:22:11] Coming, coming, coming!

[01:22:13] I

[01:22:15] The way out the way, please you can't until it laughs. Yeah

[01:22:21] What once love what I'm coming I'm going to play do you need to pick up Jinx? Oh now I'm right

[01:22:32] When trust them

[01:22:34] I'm coming in come on the right literally murdering all right, what other one on the pink. I'm pink. I'm coming in hot

[01:22:40] Yeah, I'm coming in hot. I'm coming in hot

[01:22:43] That's it. I see my team

[01:22:46] On my thing

[01:22:48] These cannot be

[01:22:50] See I killed them all these supports nice

[01:22:55] No, it's not my this isn't a saline lobby in it. It could be

[01:23:00] No, I'm I've got 50 carnings

[01:23:02] You know what we should do? Remember back to the day, we used to do the everyone land on the different side of the map and it would be 100 kills.

[01:23:09] That would be good.

[01:23:11] Yeah, but it could be three money from fucking Harris.

[01:23:13] Well no, Max is pretty good to be fair to him.

[01:23:15] Oh, okay.

[01:23:17] And you know what, put yourself down please.

[01:23:20] Yeah, sorry about that. I'll do whoever survives the longest.

[01:23:23] Alright, we could do that.

[01:23:25] What, supplies or has the most kills?

[01:23:27] Survives, survive.

[01:23:28] Yes, supplies would be fucking good.

[01:23:29] If we win, yeah, the person that's the most kills gets the money.

[01:23:33] Yeah?

[01:23:34] Yeah, I agree.

[01:23:35] No.

[01:23:36] Now, we all put in some gifts.

[01:23:38] Oh, actually, yeah, that's fair.

[01:23:39] That's fair, yeah.

[01:23:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:23:40] If this is a win.

[01:23:42] All right.

[01:23:43] Yeah, I agree.

[01:23:44] Type is me, yeah.

[01:23:47] How many gifts do you have?

[01:23:48] We could do like two or three gift edit.

[01:23:51] I don't mind.

[01:23:52] Whatever you want.

[01:23:54] I'm level one.

[01:23:55] Yeah, I'm level one.

[01:23:56] You fall like one.

[01:23:57] OK, for the win.

[01:23:58] You can put 50 on the line.

[01:24:03] You got it Max, yeah?

[01:24:08] I did 5, I think 5 is good.

[01:24:13] No, yeah, anyway, this is our warm-up game.

[01:24:17] I can't climb up the stairs!

[01:24:19] Holy shit.

[01:24:21] I had a dream last night.

[01:24:24] I wasn't really a dream, but I was thinking to myself, what game am I bad at?

[01:24:27] me ages to try and think of one what and did you get to get someone in the end

[01:24:31] Harry no I don't mean oh my god 14 on me oh my god oh my god the minigun is

[01:24:39] insane

[01:24:43] Oh my god

[01:24:48] 84 yeah, oh my god took out three people Wow

[01:24:55] Holy shit, I know I need to realize I'm fucking decent

[01:25:00] That's unreal for me. Wow. What's actually chat that was fucking unbelievable. Oh my god

[01:25:07] absolute fucking bots but they don't need to know that they were fucking good

[01:25:12] them as well yeah one of them was a money man

[01:25:16] no but they got gx pros yeah I think one of them was one of them was yeah I'm

[01:25:20] pretty sure one said it was 10 the tat man I'm not sure

[01:25:23] he was not an x-file

[01:25:25] he's not a brah

[01:25:27] he was good at the game he was good at the game

[01:25:30] oh big shield

[01:25:32] no I actually missed that error of twitch so much man

[01:25:35] I waited for my streamer then, I just used to watch, um, Corrie's JD all the time.

[01:25:39] And me maybe?

[01:25:40] Oh no, I never watched you when you did Fortnite.

[01:25:44] Oh no, okay.

[01:25:46] Can I go for that as well?

[01:25:48] No, you're not there for me, that's not fair.

[01:25:51] You're so shit there, boss.

[01:25:53] She's got an exact battle on 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, thanks mate.

[01:25:56] Where are you, Scott? I don't know.

[01:25:58] I'll play, I'll play, I'll play.

[01:25:59] I'll play him, we're coming. Oh, this one's low actually.

[01:26:01] What's the pain? I'll play it, I'll play it guys.

[01:26:03] They're left to the right.

[01:26:04] They are.

[01:26:05] They're all far, far.

[01:26:06] They're not to be honest with you.

[01:26:07] You are pretty dangerous in the air.

[01:26:08] Thank you, thank you.

[01:26:09] They called me, they called me Stop Brown.

[01:26:12] They got you once, right?

[01:26:13] Stop Brown.

[01:26:14] And it's hot gun.

[01:26:15] I thought that was hot gun.

[01:26:16] Pretty sure.

[01:26:16] Stop Brown.

[01:26:17] Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's pretty hot gun.

[01:26:18] On the board.

[01:26:19] On the board.

[01:26:20] Oh, I just remember the Ninja vs Teefin.

[01:26:22] Oh, that was unreal.

[01:26:23] Yeah, that was crazy.

[01:26:25] Yeah, yeah.

[01:26:27] That guy's bricks and a bit cheap.

[01:26:28] That's a bit.

[01:26:29] How long ago was the corn flare?

[01:26:31] How long was the corn flare?

[01:26:33] Oh my god, I'm never hosting one of them again.

[01:26:36] No shit, I died 70 times.

[01:26:38] Kitsack, Kitsack!

[01:26:39] Where?

[01:26:40] Locking.

[01:26:41] 21.

[01:26:42] Locking boys.

[01:26:43] Hit him once, hit him once.

[01:26:44] Got me a snowball on shredder.

[01:26:45] Get out, get out.

[01:26:46] Oh my god, I'm not the air.

[01:26:47] I'm actually a beast, he's dead.

[01:26:48] Two in the air.

[01:26:49] Two in the air.

[01:26:50] Oh my god.

[01:26:51] Nice, man.

[01:26:52] Nice, man.

[01:26:53] Nice, man.

[01:26:54] Good one!

[01:26:55] Good kick!

[01:26:56] Kitsack, Kitsack!

[01:26:57] Yeah.

[01:26:58] One down.

[01:26:59] One down.

[01:27:00] Yeah, he's so dead.

[01:27:07] Nice.

[01:27:09] Absolutely kill this one.

[01:27:10] Hey, more kids, more kids inside here.

[01:27:12] Oh, it might be nice.

[01:27:14] Who's this little guy, Jim?

[01:27:15] Yeah, there.

[01:27:16] Oh, you all right, man?

[01:27:17] Nobody, nobody.

[01:27:18] We're coming in.

[01:27:19] We're coming in.

[01:27:20] We're coming in.

[01:27:21] We're landing on him.

[01:27:22] Oh, my God.

[01:27:23] We're having a hard time.

[01:27:25] My goodness.

[01:27:26] We're actually really good.

[01:27:27] We're actually really good.

[01:27:28] Thank you.

[01:27:29] kills we've got by the way just saying yeah I know how many of you guys have

[01:27:32] got 15 no you've got two Celine

[01:27:35] well kids every voice he says it says it on the thing

[01:27:39] Celine it says you've got two no no I'm going to watch a watch a land watch a

[01:27:46] land watch it they don't only don't don't call me top brown for a reason I

[01:27:49] don't know why they call you that I'm actually really yeah that's all right

[01:28:24] Come in and on good shots. Where are you Celine?

[01:28:28] Nice

[01:28:31] This is actually a massacre on me bro, 24 kills once in real. Oh my goodness. I'm on 7 BB

[01:28:38] There's six teams left. There's nine people. So it's like a four V1 V1 V1 V1 V1

[01:28:44] All right, can we go like I don't know trick shine or sign?

[01:28:46] Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah.

[01:28:51] If I had a trick shot, 20 gifted from all my viewers, compulsionary.

[01:28:57] Go on, Swarmy. OK, mate.

[01:29:00] Right, they're definitely about underground and shit.

[01:29:04] Yeah, we're going to do it again. We're going to find them.

[01:29:05] Just one second.

[01:29:07] What do you think of United last night, Gents?

[01:29:08] Absolutely. Very, very, very good.

[01:29:11] I mean, they played all right.

[01:29:14] It was just nice to get a win, I feel like.

[01:29:16] Yeah, I mean with the squad that we've got we ain't gonna fucking play in the capital, he's a bat.

[01:29:20] Heaven was fucking good last night.

[01:29:22] He's not his first full good game either, people are saying it's his first good game but it's not.

[01:29:25] Yeah, yeah, first half against Villary was good as well.

[01:29:28] Yeah, he's been playing well.

[01:29:30] Where are the enemy tangles? Where are the enemy tangles?

[01:29:34] Is anyone in the hour right now?

[01:29:36] You know, he got lucky, yeah, we got really lucky that we had more shots on target and a higher XG in deserves to win, I know.

[01:29:43] I'm got the highest XG in the legal side.

[01:29:45] Here it is, yeah.

[01:29:46] I'm not joking. Honestly, if we actually had a fucking striker in the country with Harry Kane or something. Oh my god

[01:29:57] St. Clair Armstrong, maybe no one cares about sitting it to know when yesterday to one

[01:30:05] I did press the city is it

[01:30:08] Worst club in Bristol. It's what was the score of your game yesterday you play

[01:30:12] probably three two

[01:30:16] No, we're getting relegated bro. We're gonna be a national league

[01:30:19] Get shot!

[01:30:20] What's on the island do you like?

[01:30:20] Power!

[01:30:21] Bind his tree!

[01:30:22] I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!

[01:30:24] I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!

[01:30:25] He's next to me! He's a bot!

[01:30:26] He's a bot!

[01:30:27] No, he's on the tree!

[01:30:27] He's on the tree!

[01:30:28] He's on the tree!

[01:30:29] I'm on my way! I'm on my way!

[01:30:30] There is literally...

[01:30:33] There's two people left!

[01:30:35] There's a 1v1 as well.

[01:30:36] There's just...

[01:30:36] There's just actually 1v1 and then there's 4.

[01:30:37] Just what happens when I'm here, guys.

[01:30:39] It's just...

[01:30:40] Easy wins.

[01:30:40] Let's go for like a little trek I think on this guy.

[01:30:43] Mate I'm so bad at driving.

[01:30:45] Definitely in that bridge over there.

[01:30:46] It's flying, it's flying.

[01:30:47] Thank you.

[01:30:48] It's flying.

[01:30:49] Little connect.

[01:30:50] It was a good ability.

[01:30:51] I'm not hurrying.

[01:30:52] It's easy just you know, S is to go up and then W is to go down.

[01:30:57] It's been well easy this.

[01:31:00] It's too easy, I'll say.

[01:31:02] It's just boring isn't it?

[01:31:03] It is.

[01:31:04] It's pretty boring when you're this good.

[01:31:05] I can't lie.

[01:31:06] Here it is.

[01:31:07] Wait how many wins have you got in OG so far, Jen?

[01:31:09] Mate 200 maybe.

[01:31:10] maybe free

[01:31:14] It's insane. It's like the planes program. How long did it take us? Sorry to get away like six hours. Six minutes

[01:31:22] Yeah, I think hours one now or not. No, six minutes. So it's pretty sure

[01:31:29] Morning, what are these guys?

[01:31:32] He's in a bush. I feel it. Come on. It's really me

[01:31:34] I'm on my way, I'm on my way. Is he a bot or is he a real?

[01:31:49] He's better than Selene, that's for sure. Selene's there, see you later, Selene.

[01:31:52] He's six on him. No, no, he's one more left.

[01:31:55] Sorry guys, I was trying to go for the trick shot.

[01:31:58] No, sorry mate. That's your crazy W spam when we win this.

[01:32:01] Get a double use ready get a double use ready chair. It's gonna go absolutely fucking batshit crazy, mate

[01:32:13] Oh my god sniper I've got in a trick shot

[01:32:17] If you don't trick shot you get kicked from the course

[01:32:19] I

[01:32:31] Need on me

[01:32:40] I missed I missed I'm making him weak. I'm making him weak

[01:32:49] I missed, I missed!

[01:32:51] Sorry, I got him, I got him!

[01:32:53] Quick, go!

[01:32:57] Oh my fucking god!

[01:33:00] Oh my fucking god!

[01:33:03] Oh my god!

[01:33:06] I can't believe, I can't believe I've done that!

[01:33:11] Oh my god!

[01:33:13] That was really good, it was like a really good one!

[01:33:15] Mate, PlayStation, click that!

[01:33:17] Oh my god

[01:33:20] Mate that is unbelievable. Let me put that on my snapchat. Oh my god

[01:33:25] Literally, I had four kills five eliminations and my accuracy was ninety seven. Oh my god

[01:33:37] Gonna be

[01:33:41] First game first win

[01:33:43] that they do it who at the top kills give me one second about it actually

[01:33:50] there we go it's probably me oh why have I returned back to lobby literally so

[01:33:55] ugly hey don't say that I am now we don't like the words so yeah we'll do

[01:34:07] build now because that was too easy that well I reckon we go until we lose and

[01:34:10] and then we do the other thing yeah okay yeah yeah I don't mind that yeah because at the end of the day that was way too easy

[01:34:15] um oh we didn't even need to go there with that um it was that bad

[01:34:25] and uh trick shot oh honestly it's just too easy guys

[01:34:30] not too brag just flexing on a minute we're gonna scripted win

[01:34:35] what you're on about Logan mate that was not scripted they're just jealous I

[01:34:45] think I agree it's what's gonna happen you want to see the shot again Norris I'll

[01:34:49] pull it up yeah I put up a spider this isn't a clip already I'm next I'm next

[01:34:55] I'm making it. I'm making it. It's not as desirable.

[01:34:59] I am. I am. I am.

[01:35:01] Three, six, six.

[01:35:02] Squish go. I missed. I missed.

[01:35:05] I got it. I got it. I got it.

[01:35:07] Squish go.

[01:35:09] I didn't like it.

[01:35:10] Pardon?

[01:35:11] Wow.

[01:35:12] Do you like SD there, rapper?

[01:35:14] What a kill.

[01:35:15] SD? No, I'm not.

[01:35:17] SD kid. SD kid.

[01:35:19] You definitely know.

[01:35:20] You definitely know one of his songs.

[01:35:22] He's got one that goes like this.

[01:35:23] just like blacked out in a phantom

[01:35:25] like that

[01:35:27] I know lyrics

[01:35:29] I mean I can't really say I like him

[01:35:31] I don't know his songs but he's probably a nice guy

[01:35:33] I'll sing more if you want

[01:35:35] No I'm alright

[01:35:39] I think what we should do as well is go for

[01:35:41] our newest resolutions soon as well

[01:35:43] Yeah?

[01:35:45] We should go one by one

[01:35:47] Jordan's 70-18 mate

[01:35:49] I love that

[01:35:51] If you want um, I think Salim should go first because I need to just think of a few yeah, okay

[01:35:56] Yeah, I'll go first. Yeah, I think Vincent go first because I need to think of a I mind is a solution is I am

[01:36:02] One you're gonna eat healthier drink more water and not go out as much

[01:36:09] Go out as much I go outside as well. No as in like a party and shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay

[01:36:16] Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm honest recently I've been such a sashad it's been unbelievable

[01:36:27] Would you say say sleep sleep not air please just off call

[01:36:36] Offstream epic no six one night. Oh, do you mind? Is there any help please? Yeah?

[01:36:46] you gonna cut back on um yeah i'm planning on yeah i'm planning on it yeah yeah so who's next

[01:36:52] who's gonna go next for the new years resolution um i don't know i think i'm gonna lick more streamers

[01:36:57] ass to be honest yeah that is a good method yeah like if i feel like i need to get up to like the

[01:37:02] 500 600 yeah yeah that is every uk streamer in the calm yeah that is yeah that is the only way

[01:37:08] I've just got a literally rim and leg and just do what I have to do, you know.

[01:37:12] Yeah, that is, yeah.

[01:37:13] Smiled out like that.

[01:37:14] Yeah, I appreciate that.

[01:37:16] Thank you.

[01:37:17] I'm going to get some water because my mom said it's dry.

[01:37:19] Yeah, so I'm just going to drink some water because I'm actually prepared with these things.

[01:37:24] Water, nicely.

[01:37:28] You know, water is really good for the body.

[01:37:30] Do you like tap water?

[01:37:31] Do you care about like tap water and...

[01:37:34] No, no, because obviously when you're in the Yorkshire area,

[01:37:37] the water is actually decent you know when you're in the south the water is shit

[01:37:43] the water in brista we ain't the best yeah yeah no nice but the thing is like is there much

[01:37:49] difference between tap water and say like a bottle of volvic you know is there much difference in it

[01:37:55] yeah there is because it's all about the alkaline levels okay but say you got a

[01:38:01] I definitely could you know Evian is the best water is better than the Fiji bullshit is better than all the

[01:38:13] I say it's Evian, Volvik, and then...

[01:38:20] No, no, what's that boxed in?

[01:38:23] No, it's the Volvik, like, somewhat small bottle.

[01:38:26] No, that's the green one, the green one with the mouth on it.

[01:38:29] No, what one do I like? Evian, I think it might be Evian.

[01:38:32] Evian's the one, Evian's the white bottle with, like, the blue one.

[01:38:36] Yeah, Evian's my favourite, the little small bottle, you know, with the blue top on, what are them things?

[01:38:42] Yeah.

[01:38:43] Smartwater's decent.

[01:38:44] I'll give you my name.

[01:38:45] No, I don't like smartwater.

[01:38:47] I think Evian clears.

[01:38:48] Smartwater is nice, but you can't get like big balls.

[01:38:52] We're going to play.

[01:38:52] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:38:53] Let's land late.

[01:38:54] Let's land late, because I don't think the angry ones here.

[01:38:55] I think it is, yeah.

[01:38:56] No, no, I don't think Evian's ready.

[01:38:58] No, it depends which one you go.

[01:38:59] Let's go, let's go there.

[01:39:00] Let's go there.

[01:39:01] We'll just around the back.

[01:39:02] Another gate springy shape.

[01:39:06] Sorry, guys.

[01:39:07] I prefer Evian over ball.

[01:39:09] But they all taste the fucking same, don't they?

[01:39:12] they don't there's a huge difference that is yeah that is because you're gonna

[01:39:15] have it you're gonna have a taste for these things where is the angry one

[01:39:18] me he said he's getting more fat now we seem quite a while to get this drink I

[01:39:22] don't know what type of drink he's talking about here it's a difference if

[01:39:26] you played a lot for us to win definitely like sparkling water and

[01:39:31] sparkling water is actually I like sparkling sparkling fire I got really

[01:39:36] addicted to that shit I had to go and what's it called I had to go yeah

[01:39:40] I literally like two months in rehab for it was bad. It was giving me terrible headaches

[01:39:47] Now I'm actually so stuck this ridiculous Horry now I wouldn't say sparkling water start fucking Tori

[01:39:57] You got snusted in Scotty or not not at the moment do you yeah, yeah

[01:40:01] Yeah, I got one and you play so much better with it. You think yeah, no you do like generally plays so good

[01:40:06] I think you should get into my heart for drugs this year yeah I'm thinking I'm thinking I've been planning it I've been thinking about yo what's that one the

[01:40:21] I'm getting shot at the sky by three.

[01:40:24] I'm gonna play in!

[01:40:25] Man.

[01:40:28] Proclaim, Selene.

[01:40:29] On me, on me, on me!

[01:40:30] Yeah, they're on me, three sniping, that's nice.

[01:40:31] Oh, on me!

[01:40:32] Are you two budget?

[01:40:33] Uggghhh.

[01:40:35] Six-seven, eight, four-six-seven!

[01:40:37] I've gone through.

[01:40:39] I'm not lying, I didn't.

[01:40:40] Oh, God, I'm dead.

[01:40:42] Two of them got guns as well.

[01:40:43] How?

[01:40:44] Don't worry, boys.

[01:40:45] I should save you.

[01:40:46] They're solo.

[01:40:47] We're coming, lads.

[01:40:48] Don't worry about it.

[01:40:49] Please, guys, have some lads.

[01:40:50] They're dancing on us.

[01:40:51] Yeah, he's got me. He's got me.

[01:40:53] God, Joe 29, mate.

[01:40:55] He's getting up his head.

[01:40:56] Sexy fucker.

[01:40:58] He's got you, Joe.

[01:40:59] Yeah, he's got me on his shoulders.

[01:41:01] You know what, it's actually...

[01:41:02] Look it down!

[01:41:04] Come on, come on, lad. Lock him.

[01:41:05] Lock him in the big head.

[01:41:06] He's sunk, he's sunk, he's sunk.

[01:41:08] He's nowhere he's gone, lad.

[01:41:09] See, it was a 70, it was a...

[01:41:10] Ah!

[01:41:11] No, he's not. He's up here.

[01:41:13] Score!

[01:41:14] Oh, my God.

[01:41:15] Oh, fucking hell, Scott.

[01:41:16] It's alright, lad. It's alright, lad.

[01:41:17] Relax.

[01:41:18] Try and get the reds off Scott though.

[01:41:20] Oh my god, just piece 10. Nice. I've got a nice Scott.

[01:41:26] You're getting both. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm on four HP. Scott two.

[01:41:31] You're fucking useless. Oh my goodness. Scott B seven irons.

[01:41:37] Piece that's your turn to take one, mate. NLC's your turn 30.

[01:41:40] Samuel, your turn 22, mate. Fucking hell, Scott.

[01:41:44] So much, so much fun.

[01:41:49] Sorry lads, I'll get you up.

[01:41:52] I'll fucking save you boys, get you back to your feet, don't worry about it.

[01:42:01] Is there much gear up there or not?

[01:42:03] Aw mate, we're not doing that on this, something in my ass.

[01:42:09] You're dead of me.

[01:42:10] Oh no! Lock him!

[01:42:12] Oh, honestly, honestly, there is a ruin on our street here because we're getting stream

[01:42:24] site.

[01:42:25] Is this drone or not?

[01:42:26] No, no, of course not.

[01:42:27] Well, this doesn't count.

[01:42:28] I won't even air.

[01:42:29] Because we're getting stream site by this stupid idiot over here.

[01:42:30] Play again.

[01:42:31] Sad offences.

[01:42:32] Yeah.

[01:42:33] Mate, well done, fucking.

[01:42:34] Enjoy your fucking...

[01:42:35] Don't nibble.

[01:42:36] Don't nibble.

[01:42:37] you fucking don't never don't never

[01:42:41] just got guys deep breaths one two three two one out they got to take us out

[01:42:47] somehow you can't just keep us it's boring if we keep waiting it is boring

[01:42:52] I forgot me drink a nice one spike and shift in the kitchen

[01:42:58] job dog Selim no no no last time so when I was younger right I had so it was in Pakistan

[01:43:12] right and I was on holiday there and I decided I want to have a baby chicken you know like

[01:43:18] a little chicken yeah so I had the chicken and basically I wanted to give the chicken

[01:43:25] a shower

[01:43:28] Yeah, the chicken a shower the chicken drum

[01:43:33] The trick

[01:43:37] The chicken drum from shower

[01:43:41] I didn't know I didn't know the chickens can have showers so I gave the chicken a shower and a drum

[01:43:47] Yeah, tell the story to gents because he needs to he needs to hear about it

[01:43:50] So basically right so you know maxi does ask me do you have any pets and I said no because last time

[01:43:55] I had a pet right I had a little baby chicken and this was in the motherland, Pakistan and

[01:44:02] When I was there it was a holiday

[01:44:04] And I had a chicken and I said you know what I'm gonna give it a shower because a little bit dirty and

[01:44:11] Accidentally drowned it

[01:44:13] That was no free range eggs for you then, anymore.

[01:44:16] What was that fucking spew?

[01:44:17] No, but it was weird because the chicken was pink.

[01:44:20] Pink?

[01:44:21] Yeah, I think they were like colored in or something, I don't know.

[01:44:23] Colored in?

[01:44:24] Yeah, I'm not lying, like they do that.

[01:44:26] That's disgusting, that's leave us.

[01:44:27] Yeah, there was pink one, green ones, yellow ones and blue ones.

[01:44:33] Bro, I don't know what the fuck's happening, my fucking stream is colored in.

[01:44:37] Did it do the same face bike?

[01:44:39] Switch is actually smooth, so good, I love it.

[01:44:43] Oh, you know one thing I love about Maxine Celine back at the lobby, please. Thank you. Oh, yes, sir

[01:44:50] Yes, sir

[01:44:51] You know when you're trying to find your clips and the website doesn't work which one yet

[01:44:57] The which one, but I just love which love which is the best

[01:45:04] She's unbelievable and if you can just spread any Christmas cheering hand go for it

[01:45:08] I don't think so, I'll take better.

[01:45:11] Have you had any cheers, Salim, because I haven't fucking liked him.

[01:45:14] No, fucker, no, man.

[01:45:16] Love you, Ginch.

[01:45:18] Pardon?

[01:45:19] Have you had any Christmas cheer from Twitch?

[01:45:22] Nope, just a loving supporter from the platform.

[01:45:25] Aw, brilliant.

[01:45:27] Yeah, I would love some loving support from the platform, yeah.

[01:45:30] Twitch did give me 200 though.

[01:45:33] Oh, 200.

[01:45:36] Unbelievable from Treadmile of them. Yeah

[01:45:39] I think they send mine and Maxi's by just a little bit of a service

[01:45:53] Wait, what's happened you asked you here as well didn't you Harry? Why this mean you sleep in it?

[01:45:59] Yeah, it's all right. Yeah, and they basically said they gifted everyone who's on the blow-up and who's blown up in the last couple of years

[01:46:09] So I got a hundred from them

[01:46:11] Come on

[01:46:21] You know what I say whatever's meant for you will always hate you whatever's not meant to you will never hate you

[01:46:29] 14 here

[01:46:31] Well, it's one that shit. Let's go. All right. We are we get away. Yeah

[01:46:35] Yeah, Selene if you were right, you would be a billionaire by now

[01:46:41] Oh

[01:46:45] What is he mean by that that's what I even mean when I've been when dad 76 the said Selene if you're right you'd be billionaire by now

[01:46:53] Give me a word cool. I

[01:46:55] I don't think that's true. I don't

[01:47:01] Right, let's go boy Jesse

[01:47:03] Zara fire a little fight give people. I appreciate that Zara

[01:47:06] Thank you very very much. No, there will be no RP tonight. I think they want to play that as well

[01:47:11] Fuck you love that some of the mood for it as well. Hey Zara. Thank you very much, man. I appreciate that Zara. Thank you

[01:47:18] So we'll play that's when the second one went tonight start starts

[01:47:21] as we can fucking doubt out without some fool.

[01:47:23] I agree, I agree, I agree.

[01:47:24] Let's go, let's just run this shit.

[01:47:26] Yeah, 20k hits, guys.

[01:47:27] Sometimes you've got to take a risk, lads,

[01:47:29] and that's what we need to do today.

[01:47:30] But it's a no risk, nor a what,

[01:47:31] but you guys, uh, thank the most, uh, please.

[01:47:33] Thank you.

[01:47:34] Trust me, Dad.

[01:47:38] If you're scared of the price of risk,

[01:47:42] yeah, tell me. Wait until you get the bill from regret.

[01:47:45] Mm-hmm.

[01:47:46] Yeah. I like that one.

[01:47:47] I know what.

[01:47:49] What's the other one? The biggest risk in life is not taking the risk.

[01:47:53] Exactly.

[01:47:54] I like that one.

[01:47:55] Thank you.

[01:47:56] That's my favourite scene right there.

[01:47:58] My favourite one is from Master Oogli, from Kung Fu Panda.

[01:48:02] There are no accidents. That's the one right there.

[01:48:06] You lot are this one. You can walk a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

[01:48:10] Yeah.

[01:48:11] I know that one.

[01:48:12] I've said that one a lot. So I feel like you're making me do that myself.

[01:48:15] Yeah, I don't know.

[01:48:17] I beg you to meet our pads

[01:48:20] Wait, is everyone all right? We should land it together. Everyone good?

[01:48:26] Come on, then, dear cat!

[01:48:28] Oh my god!

[01:48:30] Come on, then, now, bed!

[01:48:37] How the fuck is he standing in front of me gun?

[01:48:40] Why is the whole lobby here?

[01:48:42] Standing in front of me gun firming sentry gun bullets!

[01:48:45] This is ridiculous boys.

[01:48:48] The whole lobby is here.

[01:48:51] It should never have come pleasant but we're hiding our screens from now on.

[01:48:54] I can't have a minute to breathe.

[01:48:55] It's fucking ridiculous.

[01:48:57] I don't even think it's you that's inside then.

[01:49:01] It might be you.

[01:49:02] It's you, isn't it Harry?

[01:49:03] I'm dead, I'm dead.

[01:49:04] See you in a bit everyone.

[01:49:05] Guys, we're coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[01:49:06] I'm coming to ask you.

[01:49:07] I thought I was in the nowhere, we are.

[01:49:08] Don't fall that way, I'm gonna save the day.

[01:49:09] Oh right.

[01:49:10] I'm trying to help you play.

[01:49:11] Don't fall that player is here guys, it's going to save the day.

[01:49:13] Oh right, watch and learn!

[01:49:16] Oh we're playing build, how do we?

[01:49:17] Oh I didn't even know we were on build, I didn't even know we were on build.

[01:49:20] Good communication that lads.

[01:49:22] Watch and learn, watch and learn, I'm going to go in there, I'm going to kill him off.

[01:49:25] What?

[01:49:26] One third hit.

[01:49:27] Nice.

[01:49:29] Good shot.

[01:49:31] Good shot.

[01:49:37] Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery.

[01:49:39] Today's a gift. That's why they call it a present. Nice.

[01:49:41] Shots!

[01:49:43] One build, by the way, Celine.

[01:49:45] No, no, no, no, I'm just, I'm just walking around.

[01:49:46] I think you'd be shot.

[01:49:48] No, no, sorry.

[01:49:52] You got it. Oh, yeah.

[01:49:56] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:50:00] Cut, cut, cut!

[01:50:01] Nice. 24, anyway.

[01:50:02] Right, back out to Lobby and everyone hide screens.

[01:50:05] Right, until the tier one, brother.

[01:50:07] Oh, Shane, 4 to 14, mate.

[01:50:12] Everyone go full cam. I'm not

[01:50:14] fucking doing this anymore.

[01:50:15] Oh, mate, use chewing pure

[01:50:17] red, though.

[01:50:21] Yeah, the fuck is that?

[01:50:28] Locking dudes.

[01:50:30] What?

[01:50:30] Mots, you pay up.

[01:50:31] Play as there could be a refund

[01:50:32] that one. I can't lie.

[01:50:33] Yeah. Yeah. I think refund

[01:50:35] that one. Then I'll have my

[01:50:36] screen next game. All right?

[01:50:36] I'm just waiting because I don't want to know when I've read it up.

[01:50:46] Yeah, I actually really like that.

[01:50:49] It's not like they can hear the.

[01:50:51] They can't make them full camps and they can't hear it, can they?

[01:50:53] Because it's not in PlayStation.

[01:50:55] That is too much.

[01:50:57] Exactly, exactly.

[01:51:00] This guy fucks.

[01:51:01] Ryan from the five gift to Ryan going on that bastard. Thank you very much Ryan. I appreciate that a lot mate

[01:51:08] Thank you very much the boy. Thank you, bro. Thank you very much, mate

[01:51:11] Should have refunded the bot simulator game you want should I really Ryan sure now well guess what?

[01:51:18] Fucking unlucky mate bot simulator a mental

[01:51:22] We had a 25 kill game because we're good at the game never to do a box

[01:51:25] Rangers Jack to the form on to make welcome back in brother. Are you doing well, man? I

[01:51:29] I love you my man said now. I know

[01:51:35] Shit, what's up, mate? I can see my screen through the glasses

[01:51:55] It's all right, we're good. No, don't show screen. Yeah

[01:51:59] No, we're not. We're not even in a game yet. It's not a game. No, we're not. We're

[01:52:07] in the starting lobby though. Yeah, we're going guys. So, can you ready up please? Right.

[01:52:12] I'm going to mark where we're going. I'm going to mark where we go. Yeah, yeah, cool.

[01:52:16] Can they see through the glasses now guys? No, you're all right. Have a minute.

[01:52:20] Shannan, give it a 15, love Jethro, give it a 15 as well mate.

[01:52:26] Right, we should be good to show...

[01:52:38] I heard about the recent FaZe drama, I have saw bits of it on Twitter mate, yeah.

[01:52:46] I can't believe he joined the Sidemen, mate, it's crazy.

[01:52:50] I left it on the bumpers now you didn't as brown member

[01:53:01] There better multi diversity is what some

[01:53:08] Contract was provided we need you to take boxes

[01:53:12] I said

[01:53:17] Yeah, I'm going back right

[01:53:19] I'm gonna go back left actually no no

[01:53:23] We on build now yeah, what I mean what I'm good to know

[01:53:29] I have to roll up the sleeves for this one. Oh can't get in there no mind

[01:53:37] Big star of Bobboy's door guys, I'm next here is my

[01:53:42] there we go the stream snipers let me get revived we love that though we can

[01:53:47] get you arrived you know that's what we're like stream sniper obviously we don't

[01:53:50] want you to come and help us we don't know I'd hate if you'd give me a philama

[01:53:55] and tell you don't want you to revive us and help them I'm coming to you

[01:54:02] a lot of bangles on me a lot of bangles

[01:54:04] hey hey hey i'm here slim come come come come

[01:54:06] alright yeah one on harry as well

[01:54:14] he's fine he's fine he's safe

[01:54:16] alright okay he's hacking i've got

[01:54:18] two people on me that are hacking literally

[01:54:20] hacking that harry can back it as well

[01:54:22] they've got a hack to kill you they've got a hack

[01:54:24] they have to hack to kill me

[01:54:26] i also stream type and they know where i am every time

[01:54:28] what the fuck was i even just doing then

[01:54:32] What the actual fuck was I just doing?

[01:54:37] That could be the worst thing I've ever done in the world of Fortnite.

[01:54:41] Right, we're back on No Build, we're back on No Build, return to Lobbit.

[01:54:47] Good idea, good idea, boys.

[01:54:48] I've literally just been on you for 10 minutes, this is great.

[01:54:51] Oh yeah, that's good.

[01:54:54] Oh look, I'm dancing on this one, that's stupid, it is, he's stupid.

[01:54:56] Yep.

[01:54:57] I'm making some serious jokes and piss off.

[01:55:00] I bet they're good as well, weren't they Harry?

[01:55:02] You know me, I've got my jokes ratio is pretty high.

[01:55:07] Yeah, they're like more capillaries.

[01:55:09] You said ratio, by the way, that chat, I know it's my fault.

[01:55:12] Oh, wait, what's she?

[01:55:13] Nicole, 2018, mate!

[01:55:15] No, I said ratio.

[01:55:16] I thought I'd, because obviously we're here and we're here to support you

[01:55:18] and make sure that that doesn't happen, because, yeah, sometimes, okay.

[01:55:23] Never okay.

[01:55:24] We've fun, mate, it was better.

[01:55:25] Hey, Josh, you're Tom Chilbro.

[01:55:27] He's getting paid out. If he gets restarted, it's part of the game and he's not crack-on.

[01:55:31] Yeah, we need a full reset.

[01:55:33] Agreed.

[01:55:34] We just need to lock in guys. I think about the issue with Harry is, because obviously your character's head is very massive.

[01:55:47] One little gel, sir.

[01:55:48] I'm trying to claim it, but everyone else thinks it's an own goal.

[01:56:04] They have a look here.

[01:56:17] They were backing at that door and they stayed down here for a while.

[01:56:21] Could be offside in there.

[01:56:23] He feels he can't comfort in the end of the ball just floating into the ball.

[01:56:30] Jal Pedro might be offside now.

[01:56:32] So the look ends those onsite from the corner at the minute as soon as it's flicked on

[01:56:43] Yes, yeah Pedro might be off. Oh, did it go straight in from the corner?

[01:56:50] Oh my god, so it did oh wow

[01:56:55] Yeah, fuzz

[01:56:59] Yo

[01:57:01] Chelsea 1-0 and you know if you case anyone's ass three shames it was indeed

[01:57:09] Wow, I don't miss oh my god, don't miss

[01:57:14] My god

[01:57:26] Yeah, go give it

[01:57:31] show yeah you show now it's a bit annoying you know putting the glasses down

[01:57:39] because then I can't see because my vision is impaired why is walking is not

[01:57:42] starting listen you know emry's got a fucking 11 game win streak when I've

[01:57:50] not changed my the guy's I see we land a risky reels okay we did to be

[01:57:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah. The boss was different, alright.

[01:58:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

[01:58:02] Yeah, definitely, on the bedrock.

[01:58:03] Alright, if you hate me, just say it, I'm not bothered.

[01:58:05] We'll just go there. We'll go some hours, I'm not bothered about it.

[01:58:08] Wait, did Wolves lose again?

[01:58:10] Why are you actually like Wolves?

[01:58:12] Why are you actually like that every one of them in a game?

[01:58:14] Two points.

[01:58:16] They're doing great this season.

[01:58:18] I'm telling you now, Wolves will be getting,

[01:58:21] probably, I reckon, they'll genuinely get less points than Derby did.

[01:58:24] None of them are the worst of the record.

[01:58:26] What are you the most out of you now?

[01:58:28] Um, that was early 2000s I learned at chat, I'm pretty sure it was.

[01:58:35] Right it's fucking awesome.

[01:58:36] 2011?

[01:58:37] I don't know that's the only point there.

[01:58:38] We've got Travis Kordis flying it, Travis Kordis flying it.

[01:58:41] Oh, mostly 90 tangles.

[01:58:43] That ain't Travis bruh.

[01:58:44] Yeah that's Kordi.

[01:58:45] That's 36 Travis Kordi bro.

[01:58:47] It's Kordi, gold score.

[01:58:48] I'm the highest in the room.

[01:58:50] That's Travis Kordi.

[01:58:51] 2008 it was a fine one.

[01:58:54] Mads.

[01:58:56] Same here that said he got his squad.

[01:59:06] Maxi, fucking hell, three kills.

[01:59:13] Nice, well done Maxi, I love that.

[01:59:17] Oh, Harry's dead, Harry's dead.

[01:59:26] This party coming in coming in

[01:59:29] Now it's you good as well

[01:59:35] Going together going together damn got much that says to me not says

[01:59:41] Yeah, I'm helping you sling

[01:59:46] See I'm coming

[01:59:53] Yeah

[01:59:56] I'm going to go to this level. I'm going to go to this level.

[02:00:06] Oh, my God. Whoa. That's good from here. I'm going to go to the reboot van. Oh, sleep,

[02:00:16] sleep. I'm going to sleep. What's the one? What's the one?

[02:00:22] I'm getting target in streams now for a gun bro please just like fuck off man

[02:00:29] Let's try and play Fortnite. Harry get ready come on mate I'm gonna stick it no matter what

[02:00:36] Yeah

[02:00:56] I'm lucky they've got thank you shit. See me is that

[02:01:06] Check the multiverse.

[02:01:08] Yeah, we'll do.

[02:01:11] Mod, anyone need to tell me to go and check some house in the street and please tell them that it's so infuriating. Thank you.

[02:01:21] I'm going to follow the actual experiment.

[02:01:23] Thank you.

[02:01:26] Yeah, no, I'm going to follow the experiment.

[02:01:28] On top of the top there.

[02:01:29] 50.

[02:01:30] He's got a sniper though. He's a good player. Probably better than me.

[02:01:33] Got a sweaty skin on as well, Harry, are you?

[02:01:34] Yeah, they're serving on that too.

[02:01:36] Can you hear me?

[02:01:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:01:38] Yeah, they're serving on that.

[02:01:40] It's having a 13.

[02:01:44] Nice, Harry.

[02:01:45] I'm dead, bro, because these kids are fucking nerds.

[02:01:49] Who the fuck lands Snobby anyway?

[02:01:54] Yeah, no, I'm not.

[02:01:56] Right, I'm fucking...

[02:01:57] Everyone had your screens from this moment.

[02:01:59] Everyone had your screens from this moment.

[02:02:01] I'm not even gonna fucking...

[02:02:03] Let's play build, let's play build, let's play build

[02:02:05] No, no, no, build is...

[02:02:07] No, no, no, let's go build

[02:02:09] Okay, we'll go build that one

[02:02:11] Build, I think, would be better build

[02:02:13] Yeah, just check

[02:02:15] Yeah, just check, we'll give us a check

[02:02:19] Fuck me, man

[02:02:23] No, I know

[02:02:25] Some shit, whatever that was in the playing band

[02:02:27] where you got a fucking dick to shit, cunt

[02:02:31] Fucking sad bastard.

[02:02:32] You're that fucker in all fours mate.

[02:02:34] Exactly mate.

[02:02:35] He's bombing him in a nice way though.

[02:02:37] Yeah, no I appreciate it, I thank you.

[02:02:39] Essentially I'm not, I think it can essentially...

[02:02:41] Yeah, obviously.

[02:02:42] Oh yeah, it's obviously mate.

[02:02:44] Oh, that's...

[02:02:46] That is fucked up.

[02:02:48] Right, back out Harry mate.

[02:02:50] Yeah, sure.

[02:02:52] I can't believe you went that mad kitty's fucking dress as a banana.

[02:02:56] That is the definition of fucking brain J card is

[02:03:06] Right we even on it now

[02:03:11] Checking to Andy M's and no, I won't be doing that. Thanks last time I did that was for so fucking partners. It was unbelievable

[02:03:16] Hey Victoria further through eight months, but welcome in brother. Welcome in man. Thank you

[02:03:22] Whoa

[02:03:26] What's up?

[02:03:28] I'm sorry.

[02:03:30] My mum thinks you're awesome and her last name is Manchester.

[02:03:34] What? Your mum's last name is Manchester.

[02:03:38] Have I heard that right? Sorry.

[02:03:40] Victoria Manchester.

[02:03:42] It's not Victoria, but Leon for the day of the month, sorry, I missed it brother, sorry.

[02:03:48] Thank you Leon.

[02:03:50] wasn't even paying out, they literally half paid out what you mownin at

[02:03:54] are you trying to say you stopped fucking mownin?

[02:03:58] I told you Chelsea beat Villaman right, I told you that was happening today

[02:04:02] every day of the week

[02:04:06] You're a bloody genius. Thank you. I mean, there is sort of a 45 and I could be proving

[02:04:24] wrong. However, however, nah, I don't see them doing it. I actually can't wait for

[02:04:31] I love darts more than football at this minute in time.

[02:04:36] Chris Christmas in it.

[02:04:37] Tomorrow, Martin Schindler and Ryan Searle.

[02:04:40] Come on, Ryan Searle.

[02:04:42] Damon Hatter and Rob Cross.

[02:04:44] I love Damon Hatter to win that,

[02:04:45] but Rob Cross has got that class.

[02:04:47] Gary Anderson and what I mean,

[02:04:49] that just depends who turns up.

[02:04:50] If Gary's on his A-game,

[02:04:52] he's gonna absolutely fucking paste him.

[02:04:55] Jan Van Veen will beat Razner.

[02:04:57] Luke Humphries will beat Clemons,

[02:04:59] vanguio and it'll be merc seven to one I've got it

[02:05:09] hmm I'm hoping that's what happens should be interesting whoa wait yeah when

[02:05:22] Who's Callin' Rids on? Rids isn't even on tomorrow. Is he on the day after?

[02:05:30] Yeah, he's on a Monday. Ryan Meekle, Justin Hoade, I think Hoade will win. Ricky Evans, Chris, Charlie Mamba, I'm gonna go Charlie Mamba.

[02:05:38] Nathan Aspinol, Doets, I think Aspinol. Josh Rock and Callin' Rids. Oh, that's tough.

[02:05:46] Mate, if Ridsy's on it, 50-50. Ridsy's calling his fucking mint, you know.

[02:05:53] Josh Rocky's also just absolute class at the minute.

[02:05:57] And then Luke Woodhouse in Riteski, I promise to say Riteski, I can't lie.

[02:06:02] Colourful to say Riteski.

[02:06:07] Right, where is...

[02:06:09] Perfect. Go and look at him. How about you fuck off? Thank you. Rock was ropey first round.

[02:06:21] Yeah, but they all are. They all are. Everyone is first round. See you in three minutes.

[02:06:28] See you in about 25 minutes. Cheers.

[02:06:32] and your throat is killing after a 24 hour is the same as being drunk apparently.

[02:06:44] It definitely isn't.

[02:06:45] It's only one way to find out.

[02:06:53] After a 24 hour I've never ended up in the Shrop Club.

[02:06:56] And that is obviously a joke.

[02:07:00] That is just a little joke of mine, you know?

[02:07:02] A little, like, let's do it for a joke.

[02:07:04] We'll go with that, I don't know.

[02:07:05] Yeah, you like it?

[02:07:06] Yeah, I appreciate it.

[02:07:07] Yeah, a really good joke.

[02:07:07] Thank you, man, thank you.

[02:07:09] No, I'm sorry.

[02:07:09] Thank you, thank you.

[02:07:10] Pfft.

[02:07:12] Mate, I can't wait for MVG fucking Kate Del Connell.

[02:07:15] I thought it'd be fucking closer.

[02:07:19] Ah, strip club.

[02:07:21] I have to go to those things.

[02:07:22] Right, well, where are we going?

[02:07:26] Right, great fucking question.

[02:07:27] Where are we going?

[02:07:28] Uh, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, we'll go there, we'll be safer.

[02:07:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not gonna be safe.

[02:07:35] By the way, are you guys going to the screen or are we going to the screen?

[02:07:37] No, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah.

[02:07:39] Don't fucking show anything yet.

[02:07:41] These fucking getting to everyone's game.

[02:07:42] Let me, let me, let me, we'll glasses down one on one, yeah.

[02:07:44] At least we can build now.

[02:07:46] Sorry, I've got a fucking genius idea here.

[02:07:49] Change your skin so people don't know it's your skin.

[02:07:51] That's a fucking genius idea from Edwards.

[02:07:54] I appreciate that, mate.

[02:07:55] That'd be stupid.

[02:07:56] Yeah, my stream will never not change skin

[02:08:06] Edwards man, come on

[02:08:14] There's no fucking way

[02:08:19] There's no way I'm dipping I'm dipping I'm fucking out of that mate

[02:08:26] Who the fuck

[02:08:29] No one no one

[02:08:34] No, it's fucking wasn't me

[02:08:46] Silly

[02:08:56] I'm actually gonna fucking lose it.

[02:08:59] I can't fucking play a game!

[02:09:06] Some people need to touch my chair or say it now.

[02:09:09] Oh my god.

[02:09:11] No, I'm not fucking alright mate.

[02:09:14] Oh my god.

[02:09:17] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:09:20] What? There's so many k-

[02:09:22] Get the grip!

[02:09:24] What's going on?

[02:09:26] I'm gonna try and avenge you all. Alright, I'll try and get you guys.

[02:09:33] We can't play.

[02:09:40] Why do you think they're fucking guessing his dreams like it was?

[02:09:44] No one goes Junk Junction and no one goes Haunted Hells.

[02:09:47] No one in their right mind.

[02:09:50] I thought my plan would have worked.

[02:09:56] What do you think of my hamster's name it's halloumi

[02:10:17] Pardon are you an epic partner? I honestly I've got fucking no idea

[02:10:21] Oh, cuz I'm just saying if you could just call like one of the epic games moderators to just

[02:10:26] uh what's it called just get them banged yeah right hide screens i know i know i

[02:10:30] know how to do this i don't guys

[02:10:36] hide screens yeah gov us a lot better i'm changing my skins they don't know

[02:10:39] what it's made

[02:10:44] i think all of us change skins and then they won't all of us change skin

[02:10:47] and they won't know it's us yeah so i'm just gonna do something

[02:10:51] right i'm maybe i'll mute my audio as well my desktop audio

[02:10:54] Yeah, I'm ready to play, yes, I'm ready to play.

[02:10:56] That would be fucking good.

[02:10:58] Yeah, yeah.

[02:10:59] Matchmaking delay is on, by the way, and they're still getting in.

[02:11:02] Really?

[02:11:04] But how many people, though, do you reckon, are actually trying to side?

[02:11:08] Well, Fortnite is a free game.

[02:11:11] And equivalent, accumulated together would probably got maybe 9000, 8000, so...

[02:11:19] I'd say probably at least two.

[02:11:21] I don't know, I don't know the maths. Rob, cheer up, mate, we'll come in, brother.

[02:11:27] Oh my God, look at my skin, lads.

[02:11:29] If there's any more street sights, we'll just refund as well, chap.

[02:11:34] I've changed my backpack as well, don't worry.

[02:11:39] All right, let's go.

[02:11:46] Oh my goodness, all of them.

[02:11:49] So, what are you?

[02:11:51] Sorry, don't worry, I've taken my glasses off.

[02:11:53] I can't see anything.

[02:11:55] Nice, as long as you've done that, that's all that matters.

[02:11:57] I can't see anything right now.

[02:11:59] Ninjas aren't our greatest.

[02:12:01] Oh, our greatest is great.

[02:12:03] Is it?

[02:12:04] It's actually good. It's really, really good. It's addicting.

[02:12:07] It's addicting?

[02:12:09] Yeah, it's very addicting.

[02:12:11] Very addicting.

[02:12:13] I don't think it'd be addicting for me.

[02:12:15] No, no.

[02:12:17] you're not playing right now yeah yeah that's okay okay played okay so literally everyone's

[02:12:25] probably so

[02:12:28] already everything looks so slow pace though no no it's not it depends it depends who might

[02:12:34] be go to so there is one map and it's just aids like it's just fight fight fight at every second

[02:12:40] yeah there is really good at the pgp like a game take a game is 30 minutes a game is said to

[02:12:46] I'm going to go in there, loop, up, in, you got that?

[02:12:55] Just compromise the whole thing.

[02:12:57] I haven't, because they can't get in now, can they?

[02:12:59] They just know that we're in a game.

[02:13:00] But if we mark where we're going, we're fine.

[02:13:04] All right, well, we go to a least obvious spot,

[02:13:07] and they find us.

[02:13:08] So I reckon just go to a hot drop

[02:13:09] and then hopefully that they don't realize.

[02:13:12] That place.

[02:13:17] Oh, I think that's...

[02:13:20] All right.

[02:13:23] Now I know what a fool I've been,

[02:13:26] and if you kiss me now, I know you'll fool me again.

[02:13:31] When is the right time to stop listening to Christmas music?

[02:13:34] I say, 31st of December.

[02:13:37] Next couple days, yeah.

[02:13:39] After December.

[02:13:41] That's not nice.

[02:13:42] So when do you guys change the things out?

[02:13:44] The decorations?

[02:13:45] Yeah, first to Jan, I'll be back to normal.

[02:13:50] Tree will be gone, Santa will be gone,

[02:13:51] Candy Canes will be gone.

[02:13:54] Don't you feel like these few days are like, weird?

[02:13:57] Yeah.

[02:13:58] So you never know what you really know what to do,

[02:14:00] like how about to work or...

[02:14:02] Noah, give it a 22, mate.

[02:14:03] Thank you, Noah.

[02:14:04] Noah, I barely know what I've never met, sir.

[02:14:08] Oh.

[02:14:09] When's your rom go gone back? All right

[02:14:13] What's welcome? Yeah

[02:14:20] We can show now we're all right, I think

[02:14:29] Lucky labs unlucky

[02:14:32] Streams I was now dickheads. I hope you're in front of no building now beds. We're on build

[02:14:39] I'm going to stream tonight people that are on no build, they're on no build, get f***ing

[02:14:43] out play for you dickheads.

[02:14:45] F***ing people landing there.

[02:14:47] No, no, no, they're coming in, they're coming in, they're coming in.

[02:14:49] Now that's it.

[02:14:50] They're gliding really high though, I've actually, oh s***, we might have, oh no,

[02:14:53] we might have f***ed earlier.

[02:14:55] Oh my God, how many people are here?

[02:14:57] This is actually a joke.

[02:14:59] Boys, can we kill them early?

[02:15:01] Yeah, just pound something straight away.

[02:15:04] Oh no, there's actually loads of kids there.

[02:15:07] Super flippin square

[02:15:11] You all right nice

[02:15:21] Nice

[02:15:25] Well in well in great start fucking great start

[02:15:30] Yeah, it's not time. Let's leave them don't aggravate them using to make you angry

[02:15:34] I've always been fucking dick to make shitties.

[02:15:38] Yeah, exactly.

[02:15:41] Yeah.

[02:15:44] Pay up.

[02:15:47] Tommy, chill, bro.

[02:15:50] Why would we pay up when we're not even fucking?

[02:15:53] I thought you were on about Tommy YT.

[02:15:56] That was one of my New Year's resolutions.

[02:15:58] What?

[02:16:00] What was that, so, Harry?

[02:16:03] What was that, so Harry?

[02:16:04] It was a joke, obviously.

[02:16:06] No point did you say though?

[02:16:07] Um, I said, uh, my newest resolution, I'll stop speaking to him.

[02:16:10] You'll stop speaking to him?

[02:16:12] Yeah, yeah, obviously.

[02:16:13] Stop that.

[02:16:16] It's a little prank of mine, obviously I didn't mean it, everyone, so leave me alone.

[02:16:19] Of course, because we left on the light, he said, and he's, honestly,

[02:16:22] A-Mine is massive, Jin.

[02:16:24] He is cute.

[02:16:25] Speak for yourself, please.

[02:16:26] Sleeve, thank you.

[02:16:28] Is that...

[02:16:29] Head for a copy of it.

[02:16:30] Thank you.

[02:16:31] Hello how many are here? Has anybody got any healables?

[02:16:33] Yeah I've got a minute.

[02:16:34] Where are you?

[02:16:35] Here I'm at each and every...

[02:16:36] On the inside.

[02:16:37] There you go Harry.

[02:16:39] Thank you very much.

[02:16:40] Thank you bro.

[02:16:41] Guys remember we need to get materials because we're a building.

[02:16:43] Yeah we're on build now.

[02:16:44] Remember guys we need to get some materials.

[02:16:46] It is.

[02:16:47] Break the trees, make sure you leave 50 on the trees.

[02:16:50] Don't go away our location.

[02:16:52] Not like that.

[02:16:53] That's good coms.

[02:16:54] That's good coms.

[02:16:55] Wait have you guys showed your screens yet or not?

[02:16:57] Yeah a little bit yeah.

[02:16:58] I've still got desktop body on me.

[02:17:00] Biggie on to your park.

[02:17:03] Harry!

[02:17:04] Bro!

[02:17:05] Recommend anyone one leasing.

[02:17:06] Zero down.

[02:17:07] Big killer.

[02:17:08] Maybe.

[02:17:09] Nobody did.

[02:17:10] Jump in.

[02:17:11] Jump in.

[02:17:12] Definitely.

[02:17:13] Ooh.

[02:17:14] I'm in here.

[02:17:15] Yeah, thank you.

[02:17:16] No worries.

[02:17:17] Wendal, we're coming.

[02:17:18] Guys, we're going to lift you go.

[02:17:19] So if we need to go anywhere, we can lift you away because I've got to lift

[02:17:20] you go.

[02:17:21] Nice.

[02:17:22] Great stuff.

[02:17:23] And I've got a pink scar.

[02:17:24] That's a good console in.

[02:17:25] The prediction.

[02:17:26] I've got a pink scar

[02:17:29] The prediction is carrying over to put the prediction is carrying over that's why it's not been refunded

[02:17:46] They've got Luke slaps, I'm not really thinking how much into it mate

[02:17:49] It's also not me fifth slot before slot

[02:17:56] The ref that's a free. Oh wait, there's a big pot down there as well. Someone could do with that

[02:18:00] Oh, we use the red fucking we don't we're actually good. Yeah, why not?

[02:18:05] Use the ref do not yeah

[02:18:19] What how are you dead? Oh my god. He's absolutely morons

[02:18:31] Well, do not let you redeploy

[02:18:39] You've used the risk to go

[02:18:41] Yeah, but it was an accident. I think my finger slipped. Uh, 30 fingers.

[02:18:47] Yeah, that's cool. So we've got, we've not got a rift to go. I would just use the rest.

[02:18:51] I'll share that. So then it's already nice. It was an accident on the golf course.

[02:18:57] Right here, guys.

[02:19:01] I mean, uh, it's smart. Great place.

[02:19:04] Why didn't you play down our creators? No, I've not. I've heard it's good,

[02:19:08] but I don't know if you got a patience for it

[02:19:10] yeah that's good

[02:19:12] I might try that

[02:19:14] 1813 Celemontis would pop off

[02:19:16] eh?

[02:19:18] Celemontis

[02:19:20] I've always liked the slowest

[02:19:22] yeah it's more like

[02:19:26] it's like a

[02:19:28] yeah it's like similar to Tarticle

[02:19:30] it's like I don't know I don't know

[02:19:32] it's like yeah it's like

[02:19:34] it's not like Fortnite

[02:19:36] Nothing like Cod. Nothing like Cod.

[02:19:49] stupid things they say.

[02:19:51] Oh, playing on us?

[02:19:54] Like, cunt.

[02:19:58] Cheers, Kayak.

[02:20:00] Oh, I need healables.

[02:20:03] By the way, I'm just a mag check from where you're not. You're still getting them?

[02:20:06] Yeah, still getting mags because we're on build. Make sure we still get mags, guys.

[02:20:09] What have I got again?

[02:20:11] Not an RPG.

[02:20:14] Why would it be an RTPT?

[02:20:16] They're in OG, they're in OG you see them Salim?

[02:20:21] Yeah I am good with an RPG thank you very much.

[02:20:23] But no I got a Rift to go and there's three minis at the moment.

[02:20:26] Oh nice.

[02:20:27] We could play FWR.

[02:20:30] Yeah I'm happy to Rift but at the minute I'm going to go for it.

[02:20:32] Wait it's on us, it's on us.

[02:20:33] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[02:20:34] No we're good, in front of us is that.

[02:20:37] 86 on him?

[02:20:38] What?

[02:20:39] Okay right.

[02:20:40] Oh my, this is good.

[02:20:41] This is good.

[02:20:42] Give me a skimp fade.

[02:20:43] Oh yeah.

[02:20:44] Yeah Mark, these guys are pretty good players, right? So everyone let's get our comments going.

[02:20:48] Nice, I'm on my way to you now, I'll be checking you six.

[02:20:51] Good.

[02:20:51] Good stuff, what have you all done?

[02:20:52] Four kids.

[02:20:53] I don't know what I did, what happened?

[02:20:54] I'm mining some bricks right now.

[02:20:56] What are you doing?

[02:20:57] I'm trying, I'll be honest.

[02:20:58] Yeah, but there's kids on the hill.

[02:21:00] Yeah, they're in the circle, I'm still gonna have to come out.

[02:21:04] It's quick, there's one there.

[02:21:05] It's right on there, right on there.

[02:21:07] Yeah, I've got no sniper bullets there, I'll be honest.

[02:21:09] I've got stings, stinking them, stinking them, stinking them.

[02:21:11] All's just been snipped.

[02:21:13] Big tags, big tags.

[02:21:14] Big big snip as well up.

[02:21:18] Hit one, one on five!

[02:21:19] Nice.

[02:21:20] He's low, he's low, he's low, he's low, he's low, he's low.

[02:21:22] One dead!

[02:21:23] Well, because I'm going here. I'm going here.

[02:21:24] One down, one down, one down.

[02:21:25] One down, yeah.

[02:21:26] The wind's really well played, Kinson.

[02:21:28] Right, remember this guy here, it's that guy there, look.

[02:21:31] I don't know why he's coming in on us as well.

[02:21:34] Push, push, push.

[02:21:35] They're below us, they're below us.

[02:21:37] Yeah, one hit, one hit, one hit.

[02:21:38] I pushed him, I pushed him.

[02:21:40] Quick edit.

[02:22:11] Use of shit by the way if you're watching you got fucking dick

[02:22:18] Your trash dog your trash

[02:22:22] Embarrassing noobs

[02:22:41] Let's go. One for my montage, I actually could, I can't even lie. They were unreal.

[02:22:47] I have one of these guys, you guys, one point.

[02:22:51] Rebit, rebit.

[02:22:53] Alright, we're gonna be as many as...

[02:22:55] Scots.

[02:22:57] This is the game we went.

[02:22:59] Oh!

[02:23:01] Yeah, I've got Fisker.

[02:23:03] Someone drop some. Please.

[02:23:07] I'm gone, right here.

[02:23:09] I got sex yeah I thought I said I'll treat you.

[02:23:14] No you do treat me always.

[02:23:16] Let's go.

[02:23:17] Sharks montage of our time.

[02:23:18] Yeah okay he's sure.

[02:23:20] Remember my first time watching this stream mate?

[02:23:24] They rebooted that?

[02:23:26] They didn't.

[02:23:27] They're not?

[02:23:30] You know anything about it?

[02:23:31] You'll know that I think they didn't.

[02:23:32] I don't know that 100%

[02:23:34] Exactly.

[02:23:35] Was it not or was it not?

[02:23:36] No.

[02:23:37] I don't know 100% I'll let you know in a second.

[02:23:38] Yeah, they've rebooted in front of us

[02:23:47] Playing behind us playing behind us

[02:23:55] It jumped out it jumped out second plane involved in the second plane

[02:24:00] I got it! I got it! I got it!

[02:24:07] Nice.

[02:24:11] Not yet. I want to finish him. Ah, you bastard.

[02:24:20] Where is he?

[02:24:21] Ned, on this kid.

[02:24:23] Nice, well played, Slay.

[02:24:25] Right, kids up here please.

[02:24:27] Are you funny mate? Yeah, you're dead.

[02:24:29] We're going to have to go. We're going to have to go.

[02:24:31] We're going to have to go.

[02:24:32] Relax, calm down.

[02:24:34] I'm just really, really locked in right now.

[02:24:37] I'm playing, I'm playing, there's a third one.

[02:24:39] No, there's not a third one.

[02:24:41] Fucking hell.

[02:24:42] I'm playing, I'm coming to the blitz.

[02:24:43] Hang on mate, I'm against him.

[02:24:45] Go, go, go.

[02:24:47] I'm dead, I'm full dead now, see you guys later.

[02:24:50] No, run away, run away.

[02:24:52] One other, one other, one other, what's coming in?

[02:24:55] Tag them in, 37.

[02:24:59] I'm here, I'm here, I'm coming, I'm here.

[02:25:03] Nice, there's a team coming off the mountain as well as a team on the mountain up there.

[02:25:07] Keep up the thumbs everyone, well played.

[02:25:08] Nice, keep going guys, this is really good so far, keep it going.

[02:25:11] Keep moving, keep getting marks, keep talking alright, communications keep.

[02:25:15] Yeah, you missed me. I'm getting shot from the hell now getting shot from the hell

[02:25:21] Nice

[02:25:23] They're pushing on the right hand side now right hand side now

[02:25:27] From behind as a team from behind I'm getting jumped from behind. I'm getting fucking drilled

[02:25:32] Mayday mayday. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down

[02:25:36] Some fat come on me some fat come on me

[02:25:45] What happened there?

[02:25:46] I hit him once, hit him once.

[02:25:49] Nice.

[02:25:50] Haaaaaaah.

[02:25:52] Fuck's sake.

[02:25:55] On me, Eddie?

[02:25:56] Yeah.

[02:25:56] Oh, just be sick, then.

[02:25:58] Salim's down, I'm down.

[02:25:59] Try to stay alive, Harry.

[02:26:02] Oh, he's still alive.

[02:26:02] Get our cards later, just stay alive.

[02:26:03] Get our cards later.

[02:26:04] I'm out of here.

[02:26:06] Fuck, man.

[02:26:07] Not, Eddie!

[02:26:08] Where's SpongeBob? Is he still here?

[02:26:09] You're gonna fucking help me or what?

[02:26:11] He's fucking useless as well.

[02:26:13] oh he's shitting one job stay alive he's fucking shittin

[02:26:23] guys listen guys I was on first game

[02:26:27] what a weirdo what a weirdo yeah well I hope you're happy you freak what a dickhead

[02:26:38] I would actually just like to apologise to you all that. That was all on me. So could you guys say one negative thing about me please?

[02:26:45] Pardon?

[02:26:47] Could you say one negative thing about me please? Cause I actually...

[02:26:49] Why?

[02:26:50] Cause I deserve it.

[02:26:52] Be positive. How are you doing great mate? It's unlucky and it happens to all of us.

[02:26:55] I'd say time two was cheap.

[02:26:57] Yeah, yeah, I'll say it. Time two was shit.

[02:27:01] Genuine, you had sport.

[02:27:03] Nah.

[02:27:04] And what I would actually like though if we could all hide our screens again, please. Thank you. Yeah

[02:27:16] Alfie

[02:27:17] Gifted me Alfie price gone the boy related to case say if you went away. Thank you very much Alfie

[02:27:23] I appreciate that a lot mate. Thank you a very very much you fucking legend. Thank you Alfie, bro

[02:27:30] Thank you very much man. I appreciate you a lot Alfie go on the fucking boy

[02:27:34] What a box of size. Hello, I am a music bot and I can play music for you. Smiths and Chobro, because you're chewing edgy, you're still begging it for a medal, just chill.

[02:27:43] Um, right, left.

[02:27:46] Chewing on it, like it's a little chewing gum.

[02:27:48] What's that, sorry?

[02:27:50] Um, don't worry. I don't think I should repeat it, it was for my stream.

[02:27:54] Okay, perfect.

[02:27:56] You know, by the way, one of my other resolutions is, I'm going PG 2026.

[02:28:01] No like genuinely I'm going like what like no swearing family friendly. Yeah. Yeah, I think I don't know

[02:28:13] I'm not PG apparently if you put feet in your pegs you get more viewers

[02:28:23] And eagle

[02:28:31] What the fuck?

[02:28:32] Who was a shot of eyes?

[02:28:34] Oh there you go, what?

[02:28:38] There you go, what the fuck am I saying?

[02:28:40] Hold on, hold on, that was crazy for me.

[02:28:43] Right, I'm gonna go and allow my bowels to take a piss.

[02:28:46] No problem, I'll try not to.

[02:28:48] You relieve yourself, Harry.

[02:28:50] Oh my god, Wrexham 153!

[02:28:53] I saw them at 2-0 down at one point, weren't they?

[02:28:57] What are the fuck he's bumford playing now?

[02:29:04] He's bumford at Sheffield United, free one down.

[02:29:12] Ooh, bumford at Sheffield.

[02:29:17] Mate, I don't think he could get worse than Leeds.

[02:29:21] Fair enough.

[02:29:25] He's actually gone and played for the club where he called the manager a wanker, I fucking

[02:29:29] love that.

[02:29:30] I like that.

[02:29:31] Is he even there any more Chris Wilder than I do, isn't he?

[02:29:37] He definitely isn't.

[02:29:40] Haha!

[02:29:41] Chris Wilder's the other manager and he's called him a wanker, that's fucking unbelievable.

[02:29:46] They sung it together.

[02:29:47] Ah, first.

[02:29:48] What was that, sorry, Max?

[02:29:49] Did you say something important?

[02:29:50] No, I didn't think so.

[02:29:53] Hey, Miguel, do you have an attempt mate?

[02:29:56] Thank you very much.

[02:29:57] If I get a bullseye now, I'll gift 100 subs.

[02:30:23] you

[02:30:53] you

[02:31:23] you

[02:31:53] you

[02:32:23] you

[02:32:53] Yeah, oh, it's definitely a couple of people coming in

[02:33:07] And we did say there's a hot job though though, listen they might not be here for us

[02:33:23] How about me game you shithead?

[02:33:29] Unlucky new gal again, you've been shit. I mean one pumps in a bit take it

[02:33:41] Nice enjoy that chug

[02:33:43] I will, thank you.

[02:33:48] I've only got a pistol, that's not really gonna get out.

[02:33:50] No, you'll go out with that, Harry, you're good at the game.

[02:33:52] Thank you.

[02:33:53] I've just been hit by a spike strip!

[02:33:55] Oh, it's kind of trapped, mate.

[02:33:57] Yeah, yeah, two of us did it wrongly, honestly.

[02:33:59] Spike strip, what a saddo.

[02:34:02] Go on, Jimmy, for over the 30, mate!

[02:34:04] Thank you, brother.

[02:34:06] Get on top of the building, boys, he's sniping.

[02:34:08] Yeah.

[02:34:09] Get it, get it, get it.

[02:34:13] Oh! Just a bit of advice, don't stand still.

[02:34:19] Don't stand still when they're sniping.

[02:34:23] Thank you.

[02:34:27] Hold it, Celine!

[02:34:30] Thank you.

[02:34:37] You're getting some meds.

[02:34:43] pump here

[02:34:50] So I'm just gonna try and find some meds

[02:34:52] need a med kit

[02:34:55] don't often

[02:34:58] Cheers

[02:35:00] Nice

[02:35:06] It's not ignore. I've got nine grenades. Oh

[02:35:09] Oh

[02:35:20] We are touching you other pushing it as well just stick it just stick it

[02:35:32] When I left on our left

[02:35:39] I'm going to throw this dynamite, it might as well use it.

[02:35:46] Yeah, yeah, I agree, I really like it.

[02:35:49] Ooh, really?

[02:35:50] Okay, I'm getting scared.

[02:35:53] Nice.

[02:35:54] Boys, I think they're on the side of the map, I've read.

[02:35:57] Yeah, I think they're there.

[02:35:58] Yeah, I see them, I see them.

[02:36:01] One of them's down.

[02:36:04] John Wayne, one in someone.

[02:36:06] Yeah, I tagged him, I tagged him.

[02:36:08] Nice 27. Yeah, one's dead.

[02:36:11] Great.

[02:36:12] Down here now.

[02:36:13] I'm going to push him, he's weak.

[02:36:15] Good, good, good, good, good.

[02:36:17] Yeah, John works on me.

[02:36:19] 7, 8, 7, 8.

[02:36:20] He's on 8 HP.

[02:36:21] He's on 8, 8, 8 HP.

[02:36:23] He's on the weak.

[02:36:24] Push him, Harry.

[02:36:25] Shit.

[02:36:26] Nice.

[02:36:27] I know he's killed Selene.

[02:36:28] He's really weak.

[02:36:29] There we go.

[02:36:29] Good, good stuff.

[02:36:32] Love that.

[02:36:33] We're getting glided on, but it's all right.

[02:36:34] Just stick it, just stick it.

[02:36:35] We're all right.

[02:36:36] Very windy, very windy, I know.

[02:36:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you

[02:36:42] Rifty if we need to go change no me medkit

[02:36:46] Fuck

[02:36:49] I am bandy said

[02:36:53] If you're 47, yeah, that's a good 47 made for my people never said this house there

[02:36:58] Cool launch pad here. We can learn. Oh my god gold scout

[02:37:00] Oh my god I'm getting so good at this one.

[02:37:07] Oh my god.

[02:37:10] What are you talking about?

[02:37:12] There's loads of loot around there as well.

[02:37:14] Oh he's there!

[02:37:16] 25!

[02:37:18] Oh shoot.

[02:37:20] Oh these two got cleaners alright.

[02:37:23] Yeah he's at the reboot van bless him.

[02:37:25] I'm gonna get down a tree because it's a run no build.

[02:37:28] you're not behind the reboot okay grenade out grenade out grenade out

[02:37:38] grenade out grenade out grenade out get in there James you go way too much

[02:37:47] He's in this building up here.

[02:37:54] I mean, I saw his, I saw a feet over there.

[02:37:58] Yeah, I saw that.

[02:38:00] He could be anywhere there.

[02:38:02] He could be.

[02:38:03] Oh!

[02:38:04] Nice!

[02:38:05] Any meds?

[02:38:06] Oh, present!

[02:38:07] I need to move behind him before the circle comes in!

[02:38:10] I got a rip!

[02:38:11] I got a rip!

[02:38:12] Yeah, perfect.

[02:38:13] I need meds.

[02:38:14] Oh, Slurp!

[02:38:15] We love that.

[02:38:16] let's go we can go get you up yeah yeah yeah we'll go for you we'll go for you

[02:38:32] we'll be alright if they thought they thought should be alright fatal should

[02:38:35] be good take it a 19 months don't have one days it wait if you want to get slam

[02:39:12] when I was younger I used to play with Blue Tech a lot.

[02:39:15] Ah, I'm with it.

[02:39:16] Yeah.

[02:39:17] Blue Tech.

[02:39:17] Let's get it.

[02:39:18] Oh, Villa won one.

[02:39:20] Squads.

[02:39:21] What kind of parallel?

[02:39:22] There's a lot of Blue Tech.

[02:39:23] I'm going to kill you.

[02:39:25] All right, let's stop with this one.

[02:39:29] Oh, yeah.

[02:39:29] Please, not flashbang.

[02:39:30] Oh, yeah.

[02:39:31] A little too, Black.

[02:39:32] Yeah, it is.

[02:39:33] Little reset.

[02:39:34] We're back in the game.

[02:39:35] We're off paint.

[02:39:36] get some loo

[02:39:41] get maps as well boys

[02:39:47] just in case we need them

[02:39:50] just

[02:39:54] definitely a roger's assist in it

[02:39:58] oh sanctuary celebrating about ease buzzing

[02:40:02] I need time I got a great hat though Sancio got the assist did he?

[02:40:22] He's clashing it. I mean it's not an assist actually it

[02:40:26] could go off Sancio to go back to him I don't think he'll get the assist for that.

[02:40:30] you're now TV for that one yeah it was actually an initial great first save

[02:40:35] but very lucky that's what happens in your shit

[02:40:40] the ball guys

[02:40:42] there's a little sponge for that

[02:40:45] it's good final

[02:40:48] nice pushing all my pushing circle

[02:40:51] I have no heels

[02:40:54] hey they have only got dynamite

[02:40:56] anyone want to use a portafilter

[02:40:58] Nope, I don't need those.

[02:41:00] Oh, I've got a few slopes there.

[02:41:05] You guys have one.

[02:41:08] Actually, I'll have one.

[02:41:09] Yeah, you guys don't need it.

[02:41:10] Oh, no!

[02:41:14] Might as well just carry out, be around.

[02:41:15] Yeah, fair enough.

[02:41:16] I'll just ride into the mine.

[02:41:22] No, no one in front of us.

[02:41:23] You're going to push towards the circle now,

[02:41:24] right inside of this mountain.

[02:41:26] Wait, I feel like I heard a drop being opened.

[02:41:28] He's Marasca sideline band

[02:41:35] Yeah from what game

[02:41:41] Big fire

[02:41:49] You got three yellows crazy you know that is your passion if you're a manager

[02:41:58] Where's the achy?

[02:42:00] He's in there, I've tried it, yeah, he's got it.

[02:42:03] What? He's more like it.

[02:42:05] Tarot here, just spotted it.

[02:42:09] Can you fit in there?

[02:42:10] Yeah, some stink bombs.

[02:42:12] Yeah, I'll have it, I'll have it.

[02:42:14] Get right there.

[02:42:16] Someone grab the dynamite please.

[02:42:18] Touch the pit.

[02:42:19] There is indeed.

[02:42:21] Anyone got any sides with that?

[02:42:23] Tom hardy!

[02:42:25] Go on Tom, verify gifted mate.

[02:42:27] Go on hardy. Thank you very much brother. I appreciate that Tom fucking go you'd get a red every week if they would did it at ballers

[02:42:34] What a fuck just getting the fucking decision right now. Thank you very much Tom mate. Thank you, bro

[02:42:41] Is he have mod if you ain't? No, he isn't

[02:42:46] So what do you mean if you ain't?

[02:42:48] If you ain't, fine. Oh, port of fortress. Someone has to grab this. Yeah, I'll take that. I'll take that. I've got to sink bombs

[02:42:54] Wait, wait, I got RPG, who wants that?

[02:42:56] He's the real one.

[02:42:58] What's up?

[02:43:00] RPG, I got one.

[02:43:02] Oh, I could, yeah, I'll have it.

[02:43:04] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:43:06] You can have the launcher, there's something.

[02:43:08] What is it?

[02:43:10] Obviously, I know you'll be some of that.

[02:43:12] Thank you.

[02:43:14] Save Sanchez.

[02:43:16] There's a Remi left behind.

[02:43:18] Remi.

[02:43:20] You don't need to get bills.

[02:43:22] We're playing zero. Oh, yeah, you might Remy is in Bali. Yeah, no, he's just been all day

[02:43:31] It's the two worst games gone all day far can't lie

[02:43:36] Who's left the sorting in there

[02:43:43] Push this way towards polar peak people on top of polar peak

[02:43:46] We need to be careful though. We've got a rift on our boys. We could do to be fair rift and push him

[02:43:52] They ain't gonna kill us. Oh

[02:43:55] That's helpful

[02:43:58] Plane up there. Yeah playing up there

[02:44:03] Fuck it, what are they doing fucking kill me

[02:44:08] So I just plain to the supply drop that's two teams up there now I reckon

[02:44:11] We could just go zone I'll be real and just win the whole game. Yeah, we could

[02:44:19] Just yeah

[02:44:24] Cheers Tom mate. I'll be Jane. She ever bits love

[02:44:34] There's a plane in bound

[02:44:36] yeah nice he glided out of it he's on top of this mountain here definitely

[02:44:43] we need to get back in this plane I think

[02:44:59] nice well in Salim

[02:45:02] shit I'm so lucky mate

[02:45:05] bloody hell it's windy then go take care

[02:45:09] bring it down, bring it down I can't get him up

[02:45:13] hang on, hang on, hang on

[02:45:16] I'm mad enough, mad enough

[02:45:19] you sure?

[02:45:22] I know, I know, I know

[02:45:25] there's a second plane

[02:45:27] you can shoot it really easy

[02:45:29] All we try to meet me trees gone

[02:45:36] Landing on me landing on there

[02:45:40] 360

[02:45:42] Shit on where you going bitch? Where you going bitch?

[02:45:48] Oh look you may fucking shit on you not bad fucking pushing me. I've got a rest

[02:45:59] it says me myself and I go around until I die cause you got me tonight

[02:46:09] yo

[02:46:12] I'm going to go this mountain here

[02:46:15] yeah exactly we are at the circle but

[02:46:19] go do some meds as well

[02:46:22] I've got a kit and that's it.

[02:46:27] I think we need to place our portal fortress down somewhere. It's huge.

[02:46:32] Where?

[02:46:34] They're jumping about. Oh my god, they're good as well.

[02:46:36] Oh yeah, you can tell, you can tell.

[02:46:38] I'm going for a snipe.

[02:46:39] Easy, easy, easy.

[02:46:41] We need to get in zone, boys.

[02:46:43] I see we need to get in zone, I see we need to go top left, I see we need to go top left.

[02:46:46] 22.

[02:46:47] Yeah, I like that, I like that. I see him, I like that.

[02:46:49] 22.

[02:46:51] I just realised there's no way to exit the mountain.

[02:46:54] I'm in the fucking storm!

[02:46:56] I just realised there's no way to exit the mountain.

[02:46:58] Right boys, up we go.

[02:47:00] Go!

[02:47:01] Nice.

[02:47:02] I'm going to hide in the mountain.

[02:47:04] They're not going to see me coming.

[02:47:06] RPG coming in.

[02:47:08] We're getting sniped out boys, this is bad.

[02:47:10] This is really bad.

[02:47:11] You're in a sticky situation there, lads.

[02:47:12] I can't lie.

[02:47:13] Whoever shot first isn't an absolute idiot.

[02:47:18] Shit, shit, shit.

[02:47:20] We need to kill one. We need to kill one. Oh my God, that is the coolest player ever.

[02:47:27] I've drilled one, I've drilled one, I've drilled one. I'm below one of them on the mountain.

[02:47:31] They don't know me yet, but I've just absolutely drilled them.

[02:47:33] You might know now, James.

[02:47:34] Yeah, you might know now.

[02:47:35] Yeah, push up a bit.

[02:47:36] Right, let's go, let's go, let's do it.

[02:47:38] Yeah, let's go, let's go.

[02:47:39] I've took the tree out anyway, so they can't hide behind that.

[02:47:41] Great start.

[02:47:42] Thank you.

[02:47:43] Right, we'll go together.

[02:47:44] You ready?

[02:47:45] We win.

[02:47:46] Wait, you got that slope, Harry.

[02:47:47] Yeah.

[02:47:48] Push!

[02:47:49] 3, 2, 1, PUSH! PUSH! NICE! PUSH IS ONE! PUSH IS ONE!

[02:48:19] you

[02:48:49] you

[02:49:19] you

[02:49:49] you

[02:50:19] you

[02:50:49] you

[02:51:19] you

[02:51:49] you

[02:52:19] you

[02:52:49] you

[02:53:19] you

[02:54:19] If I gifted mate, fucking legend, go on the boy.

[02:54:22] Thank you very much, I for mate.

[02:54:24] Fucking Jagger.

[02:54:26] Thank you mate.

[02:54:27] Favorite Ben and Jerry's flavor.

[02:54:30] Ben and Jerry.

[02:54:33] Ooh, best flavor I've ever had

[02:54:35] when I went round after the gym session.

[02:54:36] Ah, fucking unreal.

[02:54:38] Hey, Scott, thank you.

[02:54:39] Russ Poutine, favorite 17, mate.

[02:54:42] Stop fucking crying.

[02:54:43] Thank you very much, brother.

[02:54:45] Frankie, right over the four, mate.

[02:54:46] Nah, cookie dough.

[02:54:48] Hello.

[02:54:49] What up, McKillie?

[02:54:50] Yeah.

[02:54:51] Hey, G.

[02:54:52] What's good again?

[02:54:53] It's good.

[02:54:55] Hello.

[02:54:56] So what did everyone get for Christmas then, boys?

[02:54:58] Anything good?

[02:54:58] What did you guys have you seen?

[02:54:59] What I seen?

[02:55:01] I got a runny top for Christmas.

[02:55:02] I've got a short screen, guys.

[02:55:04] Or we went the wedding.

[02:55:06] Yeah, I can show you.

[02:55:09] I've got a runny shirt.

[02:55:09] Pretty happy with that.

[02:55:10] Nice.

[02:55:11] What runny shirt?

[02:55:13] I think 08, I want to say?

[02:55:15] Champions League went in, mom.

[02:55:16] Well, we've won the Champions League, you know, right?

[02:55:22] Was he behind you?

[02:55:23] No, no, I think it's earlier.

[02:55:25] Is he behind you? Oh, that's 2006.

[02:55:27] Yeah, I think it is.

[02:55:28] Yeah, it's very nice, that.

[02:55:29] Might be 2004, actually.

[02:55:33] Yeah, in the road.

[02:55:34] Yeah, yeah, somewhere or not.

[02:55:36] I'm dead, I think.

[02:55:39] Ginger card! God, you're my bastard!

[02:55:42] Thank you, brother.

[02:55:44] I'm pretty all fuck five of the ten gifted me, but I might be fucking dead it

[02:55:49] Hey, if I have a time mate your fucking legend. Thank you, bro

[02:55:52] There might be very low compared to you. Yeah, that's normal. It does work. I'm not trying to take mate

[02:55:57] Thank you, ginger cad bro. Honestly, you're a goat. Thank you, mate. Oh

[02:56:02] No one ever fucking speaks about that understood

[02:56:06] How the fuck is that missed?

[02:56:09] Hey, ginger cad. Thank you, mate. I'm not the dead

[02:56:14] You're so fucking good.

[02:56:20] Fucking can't concentrate. I got some dickheads fucking trying to dig an hole behind me. What are you doing now, man?

[02:56:28] You don't...

[02:56:29] What are you getting through you fucking better, you old guy on me?

[02:56:32] Boys, I need help.

[02:56:34] Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. What are we doing?

[02:56:35] I can't do it at all.

[02:56:36] Yeah, same here. I've got a fucking...

[02:56:38] I'm running at me as well.

[02:56:39] Come on, come on, come on.

[02:56:41] One hell of a point.

[02:56:41] absolutely fucking dumb don't ever try and push me again you stupid piggy

[02:56:46] little fuck oh my god absolutely shit I'm ginger card thank you again bro

[02:56:53] legend thank you brother thank you

[02:56:58] Alright, you're sucking in a few nades, just in case anyone can't see the fuel.

[02:57:03] One on, there's people on here!

[02:57:05] Jaden, 5 to 15 mate!

[02:57:07] You're way too beautiful, you're way too beautiful girls

[02:57:15] And that's why I'll never work

[02:57:18] You got me suicidal, suicidal when they say bend over

[02:57:28] I do a little bit, I can't lie. I get that and tell me you ever have a lot.

[02:57:42] Yeah, I used to see it in the test go file up when he was there.

[02:57:46] It's the hair I think.

[02:57:48] What he is.

[02:57:50] What?

[02:57:51] Similar race.

[02:57:52] Yeah, could be.

[02:57:54] I think we've made it, I like it.

[02:57:57] Let's roll guys, let's roll. Launchpad right there, let's roll.

[02:58:04] Three distance.

[02:58:07] What's that?

[02:58:09] No, Tim is at ball and Tam is in Roma.

[02:58:11] Oh wait, no he's at Milano. Wait, where are we?

[02:58:13] Tell me about him.

[02:58:15] No, he's on Turkey.

[02:58:18] No, he's not on Turkey.

[02:58:20] He has. He has, trust me.

[02:58:22] I'm dead.

[02:58:23] Oh he has gone to Turkey, but six ass, I'm mad to hear from him.

[02:58:26] it gets. He's done it. No, he's not on me, but I'm four, three, two. Oh, that's interesting.

[02:58:36] He didn't want to do that for me. Did it hold it? Hold it. I'll distract him. I'll distract

[02:58:40] him. Well in you. Well in Max. Oh, we're friends, man.

[02:58:51] Fenerbahce, you there?

[02:58:52] I've never gone a long way to be able to get out of here.

[02:58:54] There's Joseph still.

[02:58:56] There's Joseph still in our...

[02:58:57] Er, nah, Joseph left.

[02:58:59] Yeah.

[02:58:59] Oh, no, he's, erm...

[02:59:00] ...being hit.

[02:59:01] Good, man.

[02:59:01] Portuguese to him.

[02:59:02] Benfica.

[02:59:03] Yeah, no, er, he's at...

[02:59:04] Yeah, he's Benfica.

[02:59:07] I want Joseph to come back to the front.

[02:59:09] RPG inbound!

[02:59:10] Oh, imagine that!

[02:59:11] Forest versus a Joseph, 18.

[02:59:13] Oh, my God.

[02:59:13] I...

[02:59:14] I...

[02:59:14] He's literally the Harambo Central.

[02:59:15] I love that.

[02:59:17] Oh, Harambo seems like it's my favorite.

[02:59:19] Wait, what even is Harambo?

[02:59:20] Is it like good games?

[02:59:21] No, it's basically the teams that just refuse to actually try and play football and shit

[02:59:25] out of them by doing a low block.

[02:59:28] So basically, Mikhail Artheta.

[02:59:30] You've got the footballers' league!

[02:59:32] Nah, I'm alright, thanks.

[02:59:33] I like to try and entertain people.

[02:59:35] It's interesting because I'm getting shot at and then I'm just out of the fucking map.

[02:59:39] Yeah, there's more.

[02:59:40] You've got about ten minutes.

[02:59:45] Ooh, we're gonna make it well.

[02:59:48] Well, that's her.

[02:59:50] I'm sorry, I didn't realise I said you could have that chest.

[03:00:20] Oh look at me, I'm just going to do the jungle.

[03:00:24] Yeah I might have twice as good of a game with them.

[03:00:26] Wait, kids are kids on me.

[03:00:28] They're flying like directly at me. I'm dead.

[03:00:30] Seen a bit everyone.

[03:00:32] Where are you?

[03:00:34] I'm marking out.

[03:00:36] Wait, I'm going to get out.

[03:00:38] Is there a fucking...

[03:00:40] Where do you go to get out?

[03:00:42] I'm dead, I'm in the bunker.

[03:00:44] Where do I go?

[03:00:46] I can't get out.

[03:00:48] I'm stuck in a bunker.

[03:00:51] No, I can't get out.

[03:00:55] I don't know how.

[03:00:58] Yeah, I'm here, Celine.

[03:01:01] Oh, just realize that.

[03:01:06] Are you fucking idiots?

[03:01:09] Oh!

[03:01:12] I know, I got a slope, I'm on a proper slope.

[03:01:17] Oh my god, 2-1 Villa. Oh my god, I fucking was wrong. Watkins again, I think, yeah.

[03:01:35] He fucking shit Jelster. I'd rather Villa win that, but I thought Jelster would have

[03:01:41] I'm gonna fucking buzz in.

[03:01:50] Err, what's that meant to me?

[03:01:57] You taking the piss out of my family?

[03:02:07] Go on Emerson.

[03:02:09] Yeah, Harry did used to be good at the game.

[03:02:15] Yeah, thank you.

[03:02:17] You're stupid.

[03:02:19] You're stupid.

[03:02:21] Nice to carry around.

[03:02:23] Fucking loving that.

[03:02:25] I'm sitting in an RPC, I'm sitting in an RPC.

[03:02:27] Oh, I should have said that.

[03:02:29] Yeah, yeah, take the bike.

[03:02:31] Ate none of this all the game.

[03:02:33] No, I said I wanted Villa to win. I love Villa.

[03:02:35] Doesn't really have any human.

[03:02:37] I won't go on that Jota Winnie, you're fucking off your ass.

[03:02:39] Don't worry guys, I've got an idea.

[03:02:49] I thought Jota would win, but I wanted to.

[03:02:54] My brain and my heart.

[03:02:55] I wonder why we killed these guys.

[03:02:58] They're gonna have to come to us anyway.

[03:03:04] Push him, push him and fucking bum him.

[03:03:07] Let him know they've been f**king bummed.

[03:03:10] No, you're not, I'm here.

[03:03:12] You're not.

[03:03:16] No, one's down on me, one's down on me.

[03:03:19] One's running around, number one down, number one down.

[03:03:21] Yeah, I carry, I carry, I carry, I carry, I carry all the time, I carry all the time.

[03:03:24] I carry all the time.

[03:03:26] Honestly, he's so boring being this good.

[03:03:34] Oh, come on.

[03:03:37] Second half below fucking

[03:03:41] I'm pausing chairs

[03:03:45] What are you doing idiot?

[03:03:49] Nice, carry him up please

[03:03:53] I've got him rift, we can rift or we can just use

[03:03:57] Yes, that's rift, that's rift

[03:04:01] Yeah, cheers

[03:04:05] circle there's a good spot. Thank you.

[03:04:12] Oh cold of a capper.

[03:04:16] So just land a pen and just take this home out.

[03:04:22] That should be smart, that should be smart.

[03:04:25] Yeah, just pick them up little one shots there.

[03:04:29] 20, 20, 20, 20 again. 20 again, 20 again, 20 again.

[03:04:34] What are they? What are they?

[03:04:34] They're dipping down.

[03:04:35] Yeah, no, they're looking at us.

[03:04:36] No, they're looking at us now.

[03:04:38] I'm going to stink bomb him.

[03:04:39] I'm going to stink bomb him.

[03:04:42] One dead, Danny.

[03:04:44] I don't know what this just tries.

[03:04:45] Yeah, it's...

[03:04:46] Yeah, they're double dead.

[03:04:48] One pushing, one zipping, one zipping.

[03:04:52] They say R is so bad.

[03:04:53] Oh, my God.

[03:04:55] One more on us, Lee. One more on us.

[03:04:56] Yeah, I don't know where he's gone.

[03:04:57] He's run out. He's run out at the bottom.

[03:04:59] He's there. M&M's on me. M&M's on me.

[03:05:02] with a real slim steady please stand up please stand up please stand up

[03:05:06] i don't know wait wait wait what did you say just shift on him

[03:05:09] mate fucking windy down there isn't it just me or not

[03:05:12] no i just you what's the brothers boys oh i can't get there

[03:05:18] i don't know where i don't know where he's gonna get on the man

[03:05:20] i don't know where he's headed i can't find him

[03:05:22] this is brave all right here we go go stop

[03:05:26] medkit everything on needs it I've got three medkit chop on hara

[03:05:35] I'm not so you don't know there's one here

[03:05:39] yeah 100% 100% we've got an icon link from saline

[03:05:52] I do be a crazy times

[03:06:01] Dude someone in the chat is asking quite the question. Yeah, do you have

[03:06:08] Did I have a wank in the jungle 24 7 cameras make so no I definitely fucking didn't there's also no way to awful

[03:06:15] Oh, mate, I'm not going to

[03:06:22] Oh my god, a Sanctis just handballed it outside the box, and there's no fucking way.

[03:06:26] All question, we'll ever have to just handball it.

[03:06:29] So like, drift a go, where we going?

[03:06:32] Oh, I'm zero, clear, mate.

[03:06:34] We need to give them all a high-sum, high-gram.

[03:06:36] Yeah, it was a play.

[03:06:37] It's not a four, for sure.

[03:06:38] We need a four, we need a four to four there, we do need a four to four.

[03:06:41] There's a ref there, could you use that, juice off?

[03:06:44] Oh, I'll put your bombs.

[03:06:45] I don't want to do that.

[03:06:46] Crap, let's go around.

[03:06:49] Can I try, bro?

[03:06:50] Yeah, as he is, I do. I try twice. Right, four more.

[03:06:55] I just reckon it's worth getting that. No, it's not about the circle. We could take

[03:06:58] a reac- We could. Oh, we could just go back to where we just were. I see we go to the

[03:07:02] next door and then see. Yeah, wait for the next one. Wait for the next one. Wait,

[03:07:06] James, remember Pumper? Pumper. I remember the name. Oh, pump. Yeah, I remember

[03:07:11] pumping it for you. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he said. Yeah, I don't

[03:07:16] ooooh!

[03:07:18] no, he didn't, he didn't play any time to

[03:07:20] that was other time

[03:07:21] er, where we going?

[03:07:22] where we going?

[03:07:28] he was a quick guy

[03:07:29] don't want a flax but I got four viewers watching me on Fortnite right now

[03:07:39] there is just one thing I need

[03:07:42] bunch Bob, your eyes bunch Bob!

[03:07:46] I

[03:07:52] Let's rest just get them out

[03:07:59] Wasn't even a red

[03:08:09] I love a free one

[03:08:11] We'll wait wait

[03:08:15] I saved it

[03:08:18] Where we going I'm a kitty kitty kitty. I'm a cat

[03:08:26] Excuse you

[03:08:29] Can't see them. Oh there you go one in the sky there

[03:08:33] I don't think it's the squad.

[03:08:38] It is.

[03:08:39] There's three of them.

[03:08:40] They're pushing.

[03:08:41] Push them in the rest.

[03:08:42] Let's go.

[03:08:43] Let's go.

[03:08:44] Let's go.

[03:08:45] I'm sure.

[03:08:46] Yeah, take the game to them.

[03:08:47] I don't see them.

[03:08:48] Let me see them.

[03:08:49] Yeah, down there.

[03:08:50] Down there.

[03:08:51] Down there.

[03:08:52] Land on the high ground.

[03:08:53] Yeah, land on the mountain.

[03:08:54] Take the high ground.

[03:08:55] Yeah.

[03:08:56] We can land there.

[03:08:57] We can land there.

[03:08:58] We can land there.

[03:08:59] Yeah, reboot.

[03:09:00] I'm on the reboot now.

[03:09:01] I'm on the reboot.

[03:09:02] 19 knocked him unlucky diamond xx fuck off you stupid bitch

[03:09:09] Why'd he's mate? Why'd he's mate? In that hole there definitely in that hole. Yeah, nice

[03:09:15] 22 blue 22 blue. Yeah, they're in the hot drill the hot

[03:09:21] That's pushing let's push him. Oh shit. It's alright. It's fine. I ain't gonna fucking scare me

[03:09:32] Oh

[03:09:37] Victory victory victory

[03:09:40] Victory victory victory

[03:09:43] Victory victory victory victory victory victory

[03:09:47] Victory victory

[03:09:50] Unbelievable

[03:09:52] Look at that

[03:09:55] Unbelievable

[03:09:58] Oh mate I don't even know

[03:10:00] Yeah, I got I got six. I got I got eight kills

[03:10:06] Hurry

[03:10:17] Your win for that he's higher than you I it is it really grotto. Well, guess what you're banned

[03:10:21] I'm lucky mate.

[03:10:23] I see an abracad.

[03:10:27] Hey Smithster, 2 out of 7-E mate. Nalease, 2 out of 6, Troy, 2 out of 11 mate.

[03:10:31] Can we flex that again on me snapchat?

[03:10:33] Joe, Joe, Joe.

[03:10:35] Hang on, hang on.

[03:10:37] I might put up again to be fair.

[03:10:39] Yeah.

[03:10:41] We need flex. We do need flex.

[03:10:45] Right, I'm going for a play something like...

[03:10:47] Is that one?

[03:10:51] Beautiful. Yeah, there's got a flex on on Instagram.

[03:10:58] Beautiful, beautiful. Just flexing it.

[03:11:07] Where do I flex it?

[03:11:11] Max stats. Now I think it might be just a tiny bit later.

[03:11:17] Oh, another one boring now.

[03:11:21] Oh, what you lot?

[03:11:24] Let me know.

[03:11:26] So I mean, Joe, Joe.

[03:11:29] All right, return to love it.

[03:11:30] Thank you.

[03:11:31] Oh, my God.

[03:11:32] That's a damn soon.

[03:11:33] Well, you haven't been to your mom's fanny.

[03:11:39] I'm fucking horrible.

[03:11:41] I know it is, but fuck it.

[03:11:42] I'm hungry.

[03:11:44] Sorry.

[03:11:45] What I'm actually having for tea is a great question. I am not too sure if I'm honest

[03:11:50] I just wondering why I'm watching fucking Santa Claus played arts. Who the fuck is this guy Harrison?

[03:11:56] You know, it's probably fucking name wrong. I

[03:11:59] Might get a Chinese could do

[03:12:04] No, oh my god, Patresco not with a 121 you want a kilo of

[03:12:09] I went to a curry place of a day actually

[03:12:15] it's called Moksha

[03:12:18] I had very nice I had lamb samosas

[03:12:21] onion barges butter chicken and peeler rice

[03:12:24] I'm not a fan of butter chicken

[03:12:28] I feel like it's too bland

[03:12:31] it was nice it was in a sauce it wasn't just chicken

[03:12:36] you know what you need to try no jack I don't mind and what do I need to try

[03:12:41] mate now it's a little bit of delight carrots do I like carrots I love like

[03:12:49] carrot cake oh fucking love carrot cake might have it I'm gonna send it to you

[03:12:54] What is it? It's called...

[03:12:56] Wait, what's it called?

[03:12:58] It's basically like...

[03:13:00] I don't know how to explain it.

[03:13:02] It's like a carrot dessert.

[03:13:04] Carrot cake?

[03:13:06] No, no, no, no.

[03:13:08] It's called Gajar Halwa

[03:13:10] and it's really nice.

[03:13:12] Like, really, really nice.

[03:13:14] Like, really, really good.

[03:13:16] It's sort of like ice cream.

[03:13:18] Boona is nice.

[03:13:20] Yeah, it's not a curry.

[03:13:22] Fuckin' bulls-ing.

[03:13:25] Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that is.

[03:13:27] I'm gonna put it in multi-verse. I'm gonna put it in multi-verse. Let me know what you guys think.

[03:13:33] What ice cream is the best? It is the best, right?

[03:13:36] It's hitting India and having an Indian is actually unbelievable.

[03:13:39] Wait, everyone hide screens. Everyone hide screens.

[03:13:46] Oh, that looks...

[03:13:48] It's nice. Trust me.

[03:13:50] What are you putting down?

[03:13:52] What the fuck is that?

[03:13:53] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[03:13:54] Let me see, let me smell it, it's hot.

[03:13:56] No, you have to try, it doesn't have to.

[03:13:57] If you like carrot cake and you like carrots,

[03:13:59] think it's supposed to be the most nicest thing

[03:14:01] in the world, honestly.

[03:14:03] Little bit of vanilla ice cream.

[03:14:04] Nice thing in the show, let's chat.

[03:14:05] Honestly, a little bit of vanilla ice cream.

[03:14:08] Gosh.

[03:14:09] Honestly, it's nice.

[03:14:10] What the fuck is that?

[03:14:11] It's nice.

[03:14:12] You can knock it till you don't try it.

[03:14:14] It's just what, like, mashed up carrots.

[03:14:16] I don't know, I don't know how they make it.

[03:14:19] Boiling egg and a carrot.

[03:14:21] I know how they make it. Let someone eat a carrot, stick two fingers down the front, let him fucking screw it up and put some ice cream in it.

[03:14:28] So it is nice though. How do they make it? Let me see.

[03:14:31] My chance just said it is actually really nice.

[03:14:34] What's it called, Sonia?

[03:14:35] It's called Gajur Halwa. Gajur means character.

[03:14:39] You can't spell that one out.

[03:14:41] Wait, how? Gajur?

[03:14:45] I've got it in general.

[03:14:46] Come on, Harrison. Two-one.

[03:14:48] How do you say it sir?

[03:14:53] Gajur Halwa.

[03:14:54] Gajur Halwa.

[03:14:55] No, no, Gajur.

[03:14:56] Say Gajur.

[03:14:57] Gajur Halwa.

[03:14:58] No, no, no.

[03:14:59] Gajur Halwa.

[03:15:00] Gajur Halwa.

[03:15:01] Gajur Halwa.

[03:15:02] Yes, so next time you go down.

[03:15:03] Gajur Halwa.

[03:15:04] Yeah, next time you go to the Indian, you say that, and you'll go down.

[03:15:17] No, because we don't have that on the menu, mate.

[03:15:20] Yeah, they will. Yes, they will.

[03:15:21] They'll be human.

[03:15:22] Oh, last week, I was there the other day and they didn't have it on the menu.

[03:15:25] Well, maybe because you wasn't looking for it.

[03:15:27] I was looking for it.

[03:15:28] Oh, you wasn't?

[03:15:29] I was.

[03:15:30] You wasn't?

[03:15:31] I wasn't. I know I wasn't, but I'd have noticed if I had a fucking soul at word.

[03:15:33] And trust me, I didn't see the word.

[03:15:37] Speak to the hand.

[03:15:38] How about you speak to the hand?

[03:15:40] How about that one?

[03:15:41] How about you speak to the hand?

[03:15:42] Keela, chill begging it, you ain't getting me Snapchat.

[03:15:44] Yeah, it's dumb, though. We're next.

[03:15:45] Yeah, the thing is, no one can ever like get a dessert, I'm always absolutely stuck.

[03:15:49] Let me see, what's it made out of, okay so it's...

[03:15:51] You can't even get enough of your brain.

[03:15:52] Rich, creamy, moist, sweet, rich, made from freshly grated carrot,

[03:15:58] that are slow cooked in milk, sugar and generous amount of clarified butter.

[03:16:03] I genuinely don't think my dog would eat this, Slim.

[03:16:06] No, honestly, it's nice.

[03:16:07] Honestly, it doesn't look appealing, but it's nice.

[03:16:14] I might get some soft noodles.

[03:16:18] Anything?

[03:16:19] Noodles aren't that crispy that you can actually eat in the aridible.

[03:16:24] I'm not eating crocodile.

[03:16:29] Where do they eat crocodiles in America?

[03:16:30] No, I don't know.

[03:16:31] Australia.

[03:16:34] I want to try duck.

[03:16:36] What was that saying back there?

[03:16:37] Have you been Australia or not?

[03:16:39] Yeah, mate.

[03:16:42] Is that it? You like it or not?

[03:16:43] Australia itself really nice, yeah

[03:16:48] Yeah

[03:16:50] Must be so hot. It is it's ridiculous. Oh the big spider said the massive huge ones huntsman's

[03:16:56] Yeah, are they the poisonous ones? No

[03:16:59] Funnel labs are the ones you have to wait look out for they could be fucking in any mate

[03:17:04] The amount of gaps and just little funnels that you could see in the jungle when you walk in

[03:17:09] Pardon

[03:17:13] Talk about all of the animals and shit

[03:17:16] No, I mean there's not really much you can say they're like

[03:17:21] That obviously they'll go that you you're gonna there is wild animals you are in a jungle

[03:17:26] But then the day if the funnel web comes and bites me in the middle of the night

[03:17:30] It happens. This is died. Well the games the game in there

[03:17:34] Guru gaming for the five gifted mate gone the fucking boys. Thank you very much guru gaming. Thank you, mate

[03:17:40] I appreciate that brother

[03:17:42] So that again sorry?

[03:17:44] Trunchelers.

[03:17:45] Trunchelers, yeah.

[03:17:46] What about Trunchelers?

[03:17:47] They're all of them things.

[03:17:48] Yeah, they are.

[03:17:49] And then the black widows as well.

[03:17:52] They're in the jungle as well, but they're also mainly in America.

[03:17:59] So we need to go to America.

[03:18:01] Why do you want to find a black widow?

[03:18:04] Because what if we do this right?

[03:18:06] What if we start like an animal warfare and we import black widows to England

[03:18:11] England and then we'll take over. What do you think?

[03:18:15] Er, yes, really good idea. Yeah, I like that one there.

[03:18:18] Is that illegal? Yeah, no, probably it's illegal. Yeah, let's go there. Actually, no, I might be going. We're not been there.

[03:18:24] Oh yeah, I need to check it off the map, yeah.

[03:18:26] I know what I'm saying.

[03:18:27] I think they called it illegal and probably against the law, I think is what it comes under.

[03:18:33] Probably, yeah. That's what they were to think of it.

[03:18:36] How? You're fucked.

[03:18:39] Once I've just made a school and I had a snake.

[03:18:41] Yeah, and that's just you know, you know he's bullshit when he says he's got a mate, don't you?

[03:18:45] Go on though, finish the story anyway.

[03:18:47] Nah, nah, I didn't even fucking say it.

[03:18:49] Nah, go on, you might as well.

[03:18:51] Nah, go on Matt, go on, you might as well.

[03:18:53] Oh, well pretty much, yeah, you had this snake and I went round there, yeah.

[03:18:57] And, uh, fucking bit me.

[03:18:59] No, it did too.

[03:19:01] Here we go again, fucking massive load of fucking trite.

[03:19:05] Well, where did the bike go? Where did the bike go?

[03:19:07] It's got that like little slippery little face on it, you know what I mean?

[03:19:12] It wasn't a bite, but it was...

[03:19:15] I think it's even bit you, or it's not bit you.

[03:19:18] Did it bite you or not? Did it bite you or not? Did it?

[03:19:22] Nah, I just fucked the story.

[03:19:24] There we go.

[03:19:25] I would have heard it.

[03:19:26] I just tried to make the story a bit more interesting, alright?

[03:19:29] So what you've actually done there is waste our time, the viewer's time, and everyone else's time that's listening in.

[03:19:34] listening in and I'd like to apologize yeah if you don't mind thank you sorry

[03:19:41] about that chat I was in the chat for max it thank you I was in the chat for max

[03:19:45] it's all right child it'll be his last game

[03:19:58] multiple enemy angles the curious the why it's not breaking the fucking roof

[03:20:05] Can the roof break I might just be the fucking idiot there we go

[03:20:25] Go up here

[03:20:27] One for her, nice.

[03:20:29] You kill him, Salim?

[03:20:30] Yeah, still people not, there's still another teammate, boys.

[03:20:32] Yeah, there's still a couple of people like that.

[03:20:33] Actually we're doing really well.

[03:20:34] Go on, Harrison.

[03:20:35] Still another guy up there, I reckon.

[03:20:36] Another dead team.

[03:20:37] Now on me, on me.

[03:20:38] He's good as well.

[03:20:39] Probably a lot worse than me, though.

[03:20:40] That's for sure.

[03:20:41] Oh, you alright?

[03:20:42] Two of me, two of me.

[03:20:43] Oh, God.

[03:20:44] That's gonna be...

[03:20:45] Behind you, mate.

[03:20:46] Under on one.

[03:20:47] You get him?

[03:20:48] No, he's running away.

[03:20:49] He's running away.

[03:20:50] Oh my God.

[03:20:51] Fuck, Niki, my kills!

[03:20:53] I'm on the way. Oh, slim the dynamite on the roof. He's on the roof. He's on the

[03:21:11] I can't kill him!

[03:21:12] No!

[03:21:13] Do them, do them!

[03:21:13] No!

[03:21:14] Please!

[03:21:14] Rally, rally, it's in, rally!

[03:21:16] Yeah.

[03:21:18] Down you back, down you!

[03:21:19] Watch the guys!

[03:21:20] Rally, rally, rally!

[03:21:21] I'm knocking, knocking.

[03:21:22] Shut up!

[03:21:25] 23's been there, lucky!

[03:21:27] Let me shut up!

[03:21:28] Honestly.

[03:21:32] It's alright, we go again, it's fine.

[03:21:34] Alright, last one now, Max.

[03:21:37] Alright.

[03:21:37] Ha!

[03:21:39] I didn't even fucking say anything.

[03:21:41] It's alright, it's my last one, I'm gonna play some fucking darts, I'll throw some arrows

[03:21:51] Collins are you here mate? Are you fucking bottling it? Just let me know, you fucking shit mate

[03:22:11] ready up and we indulge in so shit yeah cheers monica yes monica oh I'm ready

[03:22:19] up so you don't want to read it up I know I think Collins is there oh he's

[03:22:23] actually yeah oh bless him oh yeah you've got to watch the new Tom Aspinall

[03:22:33] video to unlock the winning video and then it'll be there for you there's

[03:22:36] some new using YouTube added.

[03:22:46] What am I espionage?

[03:22:52] Rhyling!

[03:22:54] What are we doing here?

[03:22:56] Colin, what's all that?

[03:22:58] I'm happy to do a PDC World Final

[03:23:00] 37 sets, but I think you might

[03:23:02] fault that up. Oh, I can see if Charlie Murphy's

[03:23:04] he's free he actually it'll give me a game I don't think he does scull here

[03:23:10] anymore actually I think he does that's count I'm gone

[03:23:22] we need to get a bit to the right guys we actually need to get a bit of locking out

[03:23:25] We do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do.

[03:23:27] Um...

[03:23:31] Oh, look, it's Spongebob.

[03:23:33] Oh, he has an Omni, yeah, I've never heard of an Omni, so I don't know what that is.

[03:23:39] Yeah, Bob, I've just told you, mate, you need to watch the...

[03:23:41] Tom, I'll put out a video and then it'll get unlocked for you, the winning video in the series.

[03:23:46] Should do a tournament with subs. I mean, I could do a tournament with non-subs, mate, but I just...

[03:23:51] If people are shit, it's a pretty bad tournament.

[03:23:53] I'll tag it's version of Scaliath first.

[03:23:58] Yoohoo!

[03:23:59] Yoohoo!

[03:24:00] It's a little boo boo.

[03:24:03] Ooh.

[03:24:04] All right, where are we landing?

[03:24:07] That's cringe.

[03:24:08] That's in the park.

[03:24:09] No, I reckon we go there, you know, fuck it.

[03:24:12] Ooh.

[03:24:13] Why not?

[03:24:14] And do you know what?

[03:24:15] Why don't we fucking tell them where we're going?

[03:24:16] Tilted Talos.

[03:24:17] Oh, that's awkward.

[03:24:18] Oh, that's awkward.

[03:24:19] Hello.

[03:24:20] I'm gonna say my screen. Yeah, it's the last game. We need to lock the fuck in

[03:24:29] 100% you know, I'm sorry Bob

[03:24:39] I'll still on the quad bike all right, yeah, I know good maybe I'm not a hacker

[03:24:50] I'm here. I'm here for sure.

[03:24:54] I'm showing that to my helmet mate.

[03:24:56] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, the whole lobby's there. We went in there so we went in there.

[03:24:59] 100%.

[03:25:01] It's alright mate, I don't want to do this, Luke.

[03:25:06] Now we can play together then.

[03:25:08] We can, we can share it around.

[03:25:11] Oh, I spiced it!

[03:25:14] Nice one, well done.

[03:25:16] RPG, alright.

[03:25:19] It's a lean saline back in the car

[03:25:36] Sorry, let's

[03:25:39] Guru gave me for the one thousand bits my fucking legend forever the bitch brother when we heading to United mice together

[03:25:45] That's gonna be a bit awkward mate. Unless you're sitting there, don't think that's gonna happen.

[03:25:50] Thank you for the bit, I appreciate it mate. I've been bummed by Santa, I have indeed inceptionist tonight.

[03:25:55] I'm not doing cards. I've spent enough on cards for the rest of the year.

[03:25:59] Luckily in four more days now it's a fucking brand new year! Come on!

[03:26:05] Fucking get in there!

[03:26:07] TFF! TFF! TFF! TFF! TFF! TFF! TFF! TFF!

[03:26:14] TEEYAH!

[03:26:16] Come on!

[03:26:17] Multiple, multiple, multiple enemies!

[03:26:19] Harry, we're just cucked here.

[03:26:21] Fucking buzzing.

[03:26:23] Oh, Slim, I didn't even know you were down.

[03:26:25] Coming down.

[03:26:26] Oh, Slim, this is bad actually.

[03:26:30] He's got a big pot. Get that big pot, Sky.

[03:26:32] Oh, my God, what's this?

[03:26:34] Slightly in the open.

[03:26:36] You got it, you got it.

[03:26:38] Nice.

[03:26:39] What the fuck are these films?

[03:26:41] Fucking hell, Harry.

[03:26:44] You're getting shot by the roof.

[03:26:51] Oh my god, Harry, you just saved my life.

[03:26:55] I'm dead.

[03:26:58] Nice play.

[03:27:00] Go on, Scott, go on, Scott.

[03:27:02] What are you doing, Scott?

[03:27:04] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[03:27:06] Yes, Scott, well in, Scott.

[03:27:09] Beautiful, Scott.

[03:27:11] Love that, Scott.

[03:27:13] you guys grab the reboops get the hell out of here

[03:27:15] oh my god that was scary

[03:27:16] yeah grab the reboops

[03:27:18] you've done that you've done well there

[03:27:20] should i meddy? i'll say that

[03:27:24] alright grab the reboops

[03:27:25] we've got commas on the reboops boys

[03:27:27] i know we're not in our p-mail but you should see

[03:27:29] better than saying max in it

[03:27:31] i'll reboot

[03:27:32] snap it out

[03:27:33] get the camp in the reboops

[03:27:35] come on

[03:27:36] yeah we will do sack

[03:27:38] not sure i won though but we will

[03:27:40] Yo, it's so sweet myself

[03:27:49] Oh, but we still need to get my reboot card

[03:27:56] Wait for him to stand still not see you fucking idiot

[03:28:05] Nice let him know you there kill him

[03:28:10] Nice, Max.

[03:28:13] Oh, nice, love that.

[03:28:16] Well done, Harry.

[03:28:18] Reboot.

[03:28:19] Thank you, well done, Max.

[03:28:22] Marcus, favour over the two months, mate.

[03:28:24] Speed's fine. Do you have a 29?

[03:28:25] I'm going to go on the bike.

[03:28:26] I'm the proud of mate.

[03:28:35] Bit windy from Max now, but he's all right.

[03:28:37] The last game, I'm a bit nervous.

[03:28:40] the pressure was on there I'll be honest

[03:28:42] pull that gun back down Maxx here thanks

[03:28:50] Selene, chill out bro

[03:28:56] now that's my language like that

[03:28:58] what the hell do you think he's too pretty

[03:29:00] you want some rockets in?

[03:29:02] oh yeah caps on please

[03:29:04] cheers thank you

[03:29:06] Selene

[03:29:08] You talking to?

[03:29:10] That's not me disrespectful to the king of deal you stupid...

[03:29:12] Oh look at me, I'm the king...

[03:29:14] What are you going to do?

[03:29:16] Did you have the RPG?

[03:29:18] Yeah it was meant for me, that's why he said...

[03:29:20] Meant for you, or did you have it before it?

[03:29:22] Before you died?

[03:29:24] Yeah I did before...

[03:29:26] You shouldn't have died then, should you?

[03:29:28] Does anyone got any meds on them?

[03:29:30] Just start asking them, because I seriously...

[03:29:32] No.

[03:29:34] Are they pink ladies?

[03:29:36] I love a granny Smith was that granny Smith it's an apple really sour apple

[03:29:45] 11 yeah I'm joking it's a me it's on a testicles yes mate it's a me boys I'm

[03:29:55] really nervous boys I'm really nervous I'm dead I'm dead yes I got a golf

[03:30:02] carry on on the way to me as well you've gone off when you're on it Harry yeah I

[03:30:06] understand that obviously you know people make mistakes I don't just got me

[03:30:10] thank you mate oh this is bad air Lancers

[03:30:14] oh no yeah I'm on my way come on come on come on come on come on

[03:30:17] run our way now run our way the three of us has won I'm on my way the drive in a 90 on those

[03:30:27] I don't really know where we can maybe just push him I think they've gone

[03:30:31] back so now they've not abandoned a bit on the tree nice they're terrible that's

[03:30:37] terrible I really killed them all nice

[03:30:44] Nice! Push! Push!

[03:30:49] What the hell?

[03:30:56] Yeah, nice.

[03:31:00] Yeah, behind us. Careful. Stop looting everything.

[03:31:06] Yes! Well in, Salim.

[03:31:10] Well in, stop looting guys, can we stop looting?

[03:31:15] Well in everyone, beautiful work.

[03:31:17] You did see that chard jug, it was looking at you, weren't you?

[03:31:20] What was that, sorry?

[03:31:21] That chard jug was looking at you, weren't you?

[03:31:23] I know mate, well where?

[03:31:24] There's a golf cart on its way.

[03:31:25] It's a rest there, let's hit the rest.

[03:31:27] You've to go, you've to go, you've to go.

[03:31:29] Where are you?

[03:31:30] Oh yeah, I got it.

[03:31:31] Nice.

[03:31:32] Beautiful work.

[03:31:33] Well in guys, beautiful work so far.

[03:31:37] Great stuff.

[03:31:38] no fucking good stuff

[03:31:44] yeah what's behind us oh nice

[03:31:49] like that well it's another rest anywhere we could just get on the

[03:31:56] mountain

[03:31:56] oh no we can't yeah just drop in at the high I'm putting chug on

[03:32:05] I thought he was going to use it

[03:32:07] Just whenever you guys want

[03:32:09] Yeah, don't worry about it

[03:32:10] Ah, chill that shit though

[03:32:11] Cause no one else cares about it

[03:32:13] I thought you dead

[03:32:15] In it Ryan, go on the bike

[03:32:17] I just want to make some content and these guys want to get one

[03:32:19] Let's do this

[03:32:23] I knew he was being flown ever since he came out of the jungle

[03:32:26] Right, I've got some shield

[03:32:35] how are you back now you got your back Kara

[03:32:50] nah I'm alright

[03:32:53] I'm coming there

[03:32:56] there's an RPG there that massive poor thought we'd have to fight

[03:33:00] oh I didn't decide to tell me

[03:33:03] Tell me no way you don't know you don't know my fault you missed it

[03:33:10] Anyone's got any whites as well. Just give me a little I'm shout

[03:33:15] Was he just

[03:33:17] Just need some whites

[03:33:22] Med kit

[03:33:27] There's a riff that I care so you might jump in it

[03:33:33] Where is he behind the rock?

[03:33:35] No he's by the... what are that thing over there?

[03:33:39] I can't even mark it. I think my PC's broke.

[03:33:41] Then he needs to buy me one.

[03:33:43] What? By there?

[03:33:45] The crib up there.

[03:33:47] Oh he is on the hill. Oh yeah I see him.

[03:33:51] Oh mate he's so dead. He's actually so dead.

[03:33:55] There you go. I've made him jump off.

[03:33:57] He's jumped off.

[03:33:59] There's one over there as well. Two of them.

[03:34:01] Yeah 25 blue yeah there you go I'm distracted in one of them got rid of shield nice what

[03:34:10] played that's so shit that's so shit nice rolling well in

[03:34:17] great so one more here playing everyone just like to say that

[03:34:22] can I look for me guys get away from me well done RPG if you sleep because I

[03:34:26] know my pangbra wait I just heard someone drop in you guys might be

[03:34:32] um oh

[03:34:35] i've got seven i think

[03:34:38] nobody nobody nobody

[03:34:41] my aim is just ridiculous

[03:34:43] come on i don't got any uh

[03:34:45] heels oh just ban that fucking geo

[03:34:48] doing me any more just ban it

[03:34:51] what do you need

[03:34:54] can you send a bit there

[03:34:58] you have to last night

[03:34:58] I can have a medkit please.

[03:35:00] I'm hard at it by the way.

[03:35:02] That's all.

[03:35:06] Err, any RPG ammo man?

[03:35:08] I might have missed it.

[03:35:10] I'll bring it down don't worry.

[03:35:12] There you go.

[03:35:14] Thank you.

[03:35:16] I'm gonna loot up there boys. We're not the most stacked right now.

[03:35:18] I'll just let you guys know.

[03:35:20] Oh my god, you too. Come on Harrison.

[03:35:22] I'm ready to go. I'm ready to kill these guys.

[03:35:24] Oh yeah, they're over there.

[03:35:26] Oh, okay, so I'm Fox zip line. Thank God

[03:35:37] No, wait take it first off. No, I haven't you have Scotty got force entries

[03:35:46] We can't build

[03:35:51] Make it emick it up

[03:35:56] We've played a patient in our boys brain. Yeah, I was like I was on his own because we're like play smart

[03:36:05] What the fuck just been sniped

[03:36:10] On top of that

[03:36:13] Yeah, nice one

[03:36:19] Thank you appreciate the name

[03:36:26] Yeah, nice, that should have been pointless, got three.

[03:36:28] I'd say we could just push back here, like Salim's in a good spot to be there.

[03:36:34] Yeah, we could just chill.

[03:36:35] I'm in an amazing spot, guys.

[03:36:39] 150 on one, lads.

[03:36:44] Nice.

[03:36:46] Thank you.

[03:36:49] Nice guy.

[03:36:50] Four, it's back to the four.

[03:36:54] Why is that?

[03:36:55] Oh fuck! Yeah, maybe.

[03:37:03] Yeah, get those in. Boys, they're all around us boys.

[03:37:07] There ain't gonna be any more, I've got an RPG mate.

[03:37:10] He's coming straight off that.

[03:37:13] Love it, Selene.

[03:37:17] Beautiful work.

[03:37:20] Yeah, nice.

[03:37:25] right we could push up

[03:37:27] oh no we're in a very good situation

[03:37:31] we are we are we are

[03:37:33] at least we're in zone now

[03:37:35] wait slim come back slim

[03:37:37] I'm in a good position

[03:37:39] I don't get any more

[03:37:41] Pikachu

[03:37:43] what

[03:37:45] is he far?

[03:37:47] I'm in 5'8

[03:37:49] nice

[03:37:51] I'm in a really good position

[03:37:53] I'm going back to the center.

[03:37:54] I'm going to push back and then push left.

[03:37:56] I remember the right.

[03:37:57] I remember the right.

[03:37:58] That's right, my chin.

[03:37:59] Nice, Colin.

[03:38:00] Yeah, perfect.

[03:38:01] That's all right.

[03:38:02] Last night.

[03:38:03] I'm going to make him shoot me and then you're going to res me.

[03:38:05] Yeah, yeah.

[03:38:06] Oh, my God.

[03:38:07] Yeah, for more health.

[03:38:08] Yeah, exactly.

[03:38:09] Never mind.

[03:38:10] He's got a center.

[03:38:11] I'll just use the bandages.

[03:38:12] HONEY!

[03:38:13] No!

[03:38:14] Fuck's sake.

[03:38:15] You're taking the fucking purse.

[03:38:17] What?

[03:38:18] Oh, don't think I'm going to rock.

[03:38:22] We're trying to rush this, you know, I mean you can't rush greatness

[03:38:31] I'm dead. I don't know how I died there as well.

[03:38:36] Because he shot you.

[03:38:37] Okay.

[03:38:38] Sorry.

[03:38:39] I thought I got a bit aggressive.

[03:38:40] Should have done that.

[03:38:41] Should have done that.

[03:38:42] Should have done that.

[03:38:43] Come on.

[03:38:44] Just come with my whole game now.

[03:38:45] Have you learned from it?

[03:38:46] No, I definitely haven't now.

[03:38:47] Come on, just come up and play the whole game now.

[03:38:49] Have you learned from it though?

[03:38:50] No, I definitely haven't now.

[03:38:52] Oh, no worries, huh?

[03:38:57] Perfect. See, there we go.

[03:38:59] And we're happy now.

[03:39:02] I like that, actually.

[03:39:03] Push to the left.

[03:39:04] Kids below you, kids below you.

[03:39:07] Selim.

[03:39:08] Left.

[03:39:08] He's only literally just below you.

[03:39:10] Trust me.

[03:39:11] I've seen his eyes.

[03:39:17] K, I've got a fucking other sound fucked there.

[03:39:26] Who's in the turret?

[03:39:27] I'm gonna shoot him back, I've got a fucking other sound fucked there.

[03:39:30] I'm gonna shoot him back, I've got a fucking other sound fucked there.

[03:39:31] There's people on the mountain behind us.

[03:39:32] Shit.

[03:39:33] Oh, we are.

[03:39:34] Come here, come here.

[03:39:35] I'll see if we just go, yeah, I'll see if we just hide underneath.

[03:39:36] Yeah, yeah.

[03:39:37] If someone can grab it, I'll have his rib.

[03:39:38] Oh my god.

[03:39:39] No, no, don't.

[03:39:40] Please don't worry about me.

[03:39:41] I know obviously you can't spot someone in the game.

[03:39:42] Oh, he had 150 metal for a fucking shield.

[03:39:46] I can hear him. I can see the hook on him.

[03:39:56] Oh he's shitting himself. Thank you.

[03:40:03] Get f**king loads of them. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah you go and get this

[03:40:08] one. Come on. Sweet. Oh my god, we're f**king laughing

[03:40:14] Yeah, bring him in bring him in bring him in bring him in one more coming in one more

[03:40:26] two here two here yeah nice I've got an extra 50 metal there if you can get another one

[03:40:29] yeah yeah yeah one more nice just fill up on big fill up on bigs coming in coming in

[03:40:35] coming in fucking tore it there tore it there and the fucking tore it there

[03:40:39] Yeah, yeah, okay, if that's the case get rid of that so if we do need to use it we can use that.

[03:40:47] Nice. Yeah you've ruined it a bit there but it's the last game anyway so it's all right.

[03:40:56] Raffi genus, Raffi genus. Oh my god. Has anyone got any rockets?

[03:41:09] I

[03:41:16] Just wanted to make sure they can still see us

[03:41:20] Yeah, they can they can they definitely can come fire only you come fire inside the house. Yeah. Yeah, come on

[03:41:25] Come fire. We need to come fire

[03:41:28] Where are you where you're in a good position here? We're in a very good position here. All right, sweet

[03:41:34] Yeah, guys, we're gonna see this nice and slowly guys. Of course. Yeah

[03:41:38] Oh

[03:41:40] The campfire fuck off not bad

[03:41:45] Get the red off beautiful fucking beautiful

[03:41:50] Stick it stick it fucking there why you still resin me

[03:41:56] Oh my god get the tag and get the reboot get the reboot now I'm joking now you're

[03:42:14] gonna have to get me you're gonna have to you're gonna have to please yeah you're gonna

[03:42:18] Get the fuck off me Lou, I can see you Max there!

[03:42:25] You can get the reboot, see you hide behind it, you'll be alright.

[03:42:33] He's pushing you on your left, are you left Salim?

[03:42:36] Salim! Max, they fucking do something!

[03:42:39] Oh my god, he hit me with a 1-5-7!

[03:42:43] The van's stopping ya!

[03:42:45] Get out of the zone!

[03:42:47] Get out of the zone!

[03:42:52] Why the fuck is your resume?

[03:42:56] Get a shield, get a shield!

[03:43:00] Come fire, come fire, come fire!

[03:43:04] Put the shield on then you fucking dick!

[03:43:08] Fucking useless, fucking stupid, stupid bastard!

[03:43:12] What was the point in grabbing the shield if you weren't going to put it on?

[03:43:19] Yeah, you can walk and talk.

[03:43:27] Honestly, that is why he sees fucking last game.

[03:43:31] What the fuck?

[03:43:34] Sorry about that.

[03:43:36] I swear I got zero kills.

[03:43:39] On me?

[03:43:42] We can't get angry at a second, that's...

[03:43:45] Mate, we can't, because some of us have got fucking decent standards.

[03:43:48] You're ab- you're abysmal, you're shit.

[03:43:50] And I think if I ever play a game with you again, Maxi, I've fucking...

[03:43:55] It's severely... I severely am in the wrong place.

[03:43:58] Wait, Jinch, in 2026, will you eat Maxi or not?

[03:44:01] Absolutely not.

[03:44:03] The New Year's Resolution.

[03:44:05] That's the New Year's Resolution to avoid Maxi at all costs.

[03:44:08] Honestly, fucking pathetic.

[03:44:13] Yeah, your nose go was good mate, but then you died to the storm.

[03:44:18] Slim, your shit mate, I'll say it.

[03:44:21] Yeah, I'll say it as well, your shit, your shit, your shit, your shit, your shit.

[03:44:28] Buddy, buddy, I'm literally world champion in the fuck's energy vision.

[03:44:30] Oh, fucking hell, like, okay.

[03:44:32] Alright, you blighting off?

[03:44:34] That's a good level, innit?

[03:44:37] I've got the only one more

[03:44:38] I surely

[03:44:39] No I can't, I've got a PDC tournament to train for

[03:44:42] Yep, totally know what that is

[03:44:44] Uh-huh

[03:44:45] Aye well

[03:44:46] Good playing with the boys

[03:44:48] You too, absolute pleasure there, thank you

[03:44:50] Have a nice evening man

[03:44:51] Cheers

[03:44:52] Cheers

[03:44:52] See you later, bye bye bye

[03:44:54] I ain't playing with them again, they're fucking shit, chap

[03:44:56] No, I'm never playing with them again

[03:44:58] Yeah

[03:44:59] Hey ah, fucking terrible, oh my god

[03:45:02] I have never

[03:45:03] been so

[03:45:05] offended at the level, sorry

[03:45:07] I'm so sorry right Jack Joe is a play Collins because I'm more than happy to play Collins right? Yeah, the raffle's still on

[03:45:13] But obviously Collins you better fucking step up today mate cuz mate 9-0 way to my fucking time

[03:45:20] It's only going to them today

[03:45:22] It's only it's only gonna fucking help you if you get nervous when you're playing me, mate

[03:45:28] When you're on a stage you're gonna get fucking a bit more nervous, but all you need to remember is

[03:45:32] 8,000 watching hang on a minute how many seats does Ali Palli have. Events while

[03:45:44] seated banquets host around 5,000 so over it's basically you're playing in

[03:45:48] front of Ali Palli so that's what you need to fucking, shit I mean, but you'll

[03:45:54] be fine as long as you turn up. Yeah. I'm locked in today. I'm locked in today. I'm

[03:46:02] God singing the dancing queen

[03:46:08] And you know no one minute

[03:46:30] Where am I

[03:47:02] Spam in it

[03:47:07] Wait lost tips eat less move more

[03:47:12] It's the most simple equation going

[03:47:22] True facts is yeah, I'll starve yourself for three weeks you need kangaroo and a crocodile ass

[03:47:26] that also works. Or you can go on a Zenpik, but you're probably going to work out whilst

[03:47:32] you're on a Zenpik. The thing you do with a Zenpik when you take it, it deteriorates

[03:47:43] your muscle as well. So when you see people also lost loads of weight, they've got like

[03:47:47] a really saggy neck and all that, it's because the muscles are deteriorating.

[03:47:53] How do you know? Yeah, because I know people that take it.

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[04:02:53] I went to the club, and I saw the director

[04:02:58] lived in the family at the time.

[04:03:04] It was so beautiful!

[04:03:05] Look at their smiles!

[04:03:09] It's so nice to come here and watch!

[04:03:11] The studio is so small.

[04:03:14] I wanted to take a photo, but I couldn't.

[04:03:18] I took a photo in front of the cafe.

[04:03:20] 3, 2, 1

[04:03:25] 3, 2, 1

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[04:03:41] Ah, this is it

[04:03:50] I'm not getting in, I'm not getting in, but I have to be in, and I'm gonna be locked in.

[04:04:20] I'm sick of us and right now, baby

[04:04:24] I'm a guilty, you know

[04:04:27] I'm a guilty, you know

[04:04:32] No, I cannot sleep at night

[04:04:35] No, I cannot sleep at night

[04:04:39] No, I cannot sleep at night

[04:04:44] One hundred and fifty seven

[04:04:46] Stand up for my big day

[04:04:50] Time to stick your thoughts in back and forth, baby

[04:04:54] I like to use the ground

[04:04:58] Here we go, 69!

[04:05:16] That was the worst performance I've ever done in a tournament, I think, Gina.

[04:05:43] this one started that's why I just lost two below below below 60 there you go get me in

[04:05:48] the fucking started up come in dickheads three minutes on us that was shit for me that was

[04:05:57] absolute ass for me that was really bad I just lost

[04:06:13] you

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[04:08:43] We have got a game. Stay away from the white chocolate chip cooker. One, it will kill you

[04:09:05] and your four teams so it's probably not worth taking any risks. Two, you didn't buy the

[04:09:09] chocolate chip cookies so you're not having one and three I'm saving that for

[04:09:12] later stop being a prick. Sorry about that, spikes being a nob.

[04:09:19] Oh, so the one out the ring he tried to go flat then, didn't he?

[04:09:46] You like that?

[04:09:48] You like that, don't you?

[04:10:06] Keep fucking ready, yeah?

[04:10:16] I'm gonna get back to her!

[04:10:18] I'm gonna get back to her!

[04:10:20] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna get back to her!

[04:10:30] Whoa!

[04:10:33] What the fuck is this guy doing?

[04:10:37] Can we get double tension, I'm gonna go, there you go.

[04:10:40] Come on, come on Harry sir, get the fuck in, three, two.

[04:10:50] There we go!

[04:10:55] Fuck off, it's a bullseye.

[04:11:03] The force, fuck off.

[04:11:06] Yeah, definitely a bullseye.

[04:11:10] You're gonna accept it, mate, or...?

[04:11:16] Thank you.

[04:11:22] Name of the playlist. The playlist is called...

[04:11:25] UK House Music.

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[04:11:33] Don't know what the fucking

[04:11:35] Wow!

[04:11:50] Wow!

[04:11:56] Fuck off, Flaa!

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[04:38:35] It does not look like it as well.

[04:39:32] this. Since when was that I think? Go on, buzzer, I've heard of 49 mate, legend, buzzer,

[04:39:38] go on the boy, hope you're doing well mate, oh yeah, good Christmas bro. Fuck that off.

[04:39:44] What the fuck is that? That's gotta be Dirk's walkout, because that's definitely not fucking

[04:39:48] mine. Tune. And I'm streaming tomorrow, I don't

[04:39:52] point a knot to, but if something comes up I'll let you know.

[04:39:56] New, new, new, new, new.

[04:40:00] New, new, new.

[04:40:06] Ey, Wolves have gotta sack him now.

[04:40:09] I don't like getting manager's sacked,

[04:40:11] but he's gotta go now.

[04:40:13] When Virts is scoring a game shut, you're fucked.

[04:40:16] I'll say it.

[04:40:18] You're fucked.

[04:40:19] Bethfarn, the five gift in love.

[04:40:21] Go on Bethfarn, you mad cow.

[04:40:23] Thank you very much Bethfarn,

[04:40:24] I appreciate that legend fucking legend. Thank you very much

[04:40:29] Thank you very much Beth Van have you seen projects one three five six on insta no

[04:40:36] What's called you do I have school year two I think no idea

[04:40:40] Let's have a look at Stephen Bunting. How's he doing?

[04:40:43] I got his first leg.

[04:40:50] No, that isn't done, I'm just waiting to play again.

[04:40:54] I got a buy because my guy's PC crashed.

[04:40:57] The guy before me is still going to play his game and he's got to play, he's got to wait

[04:41:02] for that one to finish so, like 5-10, shame really, but make sure I wall up before I

[04:41:08] go back on.

[04:41:09] show your spike at the minute

[04:41:21] go on ginger card for ever a 10 again mate your fucking legend bro honestly thank you so much mate

[04:41:27] I appreciate a fucking 10 mate you're an absolute girl thank you brother

[04:41:31] thank you mate you're a fucking legend thank you bro

[04:41:34] Get Garnaccio out, honestly, the worst thing is that I actually am going to have to get rid of that.

[04:41:39] Garnaccio's a prick, Ronaldo never scored one at United, and Rune is the only one there who actually fucking did.

[04:41:45] So that's going to have to go.

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[04:45:04] Can I buy it off you? Buy what off you, Baldi Ox?

[04:45:14] Oh yeah, I might as well watch this, actually, as soon as we've not got anything on at the

[04:45:30] watch this actually seen as we've not got anything on at the minute. Let's have a look.

[04:45:42] Go on, Ginger Caggy, I'm not a twat.

[04:45:44] Number four, Keen Ward, what a go.

[04:45:46] Thank you, bro. Honestly, mate, you're an absolute legend. Thank you.

[04:45:49] Fanta, and thank you very much, Maddie. I appreciate it too, love. Thank you, Maddie.

[04:45:52] Right, here we go. This is about me.

[04:45:54] about me. You find the actual response to this shit because all I'm getting at is the

[04:45:57] most annoying Man United fanboys any messages. No more halfies of glory so that you can fuck

[04:46:02] off. But how shit, how unbelievably shit does a team after the- Glory support by the way,

[04:46:09] don't know if anyone knows this, he was actually born in Sunderland. There's a

[04:46:14] fact for the world, he was actually born in Sunderland.

[04:46:19] To lose to this money night team. It was like they were trying to lose

[04:46:24] It was making all the weirdest subs and changes you could possibly make it

[04:46:29] We're trying to lose. We have 67% possession

[04:46:34] 67% possession

[04:46:36] Fucking brilliant 16 shots only three on time. We're fucking shit

[04:46:41] I don't care if we dominate possession. It's absolutely pointless and then our do I'm always be most my foot

[04:46:47] Well, they play shit and I have to fucking face up to the brunt of it.

[04:46:51] I've got fucking, Ginge calling me ugly on Instagram.

[04:46:54] Didn't say that.

[04:46:56] Didn't say that.

[04:46:58] Said Specky.

[04:46:59] I see if he's implying ever on my glasses he's ugly, that's his own prerogative.

[04:47:03] I didn't suggest or imply that.

[04:47:05] Well I'm calling me out, but-

[04:47:06] That's also an X.

[04:47:07] I mean how ugly must I be for him to feel comfortable calling me ugly?

[04:47:12] I'm not saying I'm a loving him, I'm not as bad as that ginger prick.

[04:47:16] You are. And actually I'd argue you're worse because you dress up as me on your podcast.

[04:47:23] You specky twat.

[04:47:24] Honestly I'm just sick and like all I can do is look forward to hopefully winning the

[04:47:28] League Cup and trying my best to translate the league is over. It's fucking pointless,

[04:47:32] I hate me life.

[04:47:35] I ain't ever seen a Lewis Bowden first trap, I can tell you that. And I don't think

[04:47:38] I fucking ever will. This shit, they got dicks, chill crying, you four-eyed twat.

[04:47:44] Thank you.

[04:47:46] Come on.

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[04:50:46] I've seen a lot more data figures on a YouTube at the minute, I'll show you what's there.

[04:51:15] I haven't seen this yet by the way.

[04:51:25] Come back to Worthing, I can't stand Worthing, I'll just say that out there for the money.

[04:51:41] That's a great run that by the way. That run that latest.

[04:52:09] save.

[04:52:15] Great run.

[04:52:19] Beautiful football.

[04:52:23] Beautiful football.

[04:52:39] Oh my god, what a save. Folding is so good. Beautiful from Phil. That touch is not a great

[04:53:33] Ah, here we go.

[04:53:45] Ah, some luck here.

[04:53:50] Beautiful.

[04:53:54] That's some luck here.

[04:53:56] He's better asked than our Chelsea. Probably the team top of the league.

[04:54:03] Did it come off Pedro? Yeah, it is Pedro's leg. Shit goal, but it is his goal. I have

[04:54:24] into Ireland mate. That's interesting. I think they've shown that. Oh my god. Oh wow, that's

[04:54:44] a fucking unbelievable, that's unreal from John McGinn. That's unreal from John McGinn.

[04:54:51] I've not finished playing that, I'm just, he's not ready yet.

[04:55:02] Oh wow, save.

[04:55:04] Ah, I got that chill fucking shit.

[04:55:09] He's an impact player.

[04:55:15] He's not a starter.

[04:55:21] I can't believe the fucking Chelsea defences got a wall.

[04:55:27] Oh my god.

[04:55:34] Good save.

[04:55:40] Shit pass.

[04:55:44] Shit defending.

[04:55:51] Oh my god by the way, I don't know if this is true or not because I saw it when I got

[04:55:57] out of the jungle. Apparently they're thinking about banning knee slides, is that true or

[04:56:00] not?

[04:56:01] I don't know what to do with that.

[04:56:08] No, face, okay.

[04:56:15] Say it.

[04:56:22] save

[04:56:31] very unorthodox save a cat line

[04:56:34] And in this corner, Watkins!

[04:56:41] What a substitution!

[04:56:44] And still the left!

[04:56:46] And Watkins in a Watkins-Waterland!

[04:56:49] From 1-0 down!

[04:56:52] Not the best of words, I can't lie, but I'll give it to him.

[04:56:55] Oh, Ronaldo scores back heel goal.

[04:57:00] Go on, Bunny, celebrating a 1-8.

[04:57:02] hang on one one the other game okay Lea 5 out of 5 gifted Lea thank you very

[04:57:11] very much that I appreciate that 5 out of 5 gifted fucking gone Lea Palmer is

[04:57:16] your brother cold is that a QSA thank you Lea

[04:57:22] love it CD by me right Liverpool but Liverpool versus first goal

[04:57:27] Oh my god, that's a looker! That is actually very a looker.

[04:58:19] shit on it so far. You've fun with a bit of two no down. Great save. Rimpong's back

[04:58:34] That's a finish that you know. Come on point in 2-1, come on. It's good with the doubles.

[04:58:56] get in. Nearly saved it to be fair. Good defending from Wolves that. I bet it's

[04:59:13] gold versus one shouldn't go

[04:59:32] It's a good save

[04:59:34] For the goal I could see he carries class

[04:59:43] You don't know how Wolves are on two points, they're not even that bad.

[04:59:59] You aren't on two points if you're not that bad.

[05:00:05] You know that's not even a win, by the way, that's two draws.

[05:00:09] That's two draws.

[05:00:11] not even a win all season. Mate, they can't defend for shit. They are awful at defending.

[05:00:37] What's gonna be saying this and yet? United have got him on fucking Tuesday. Please no, please please no, please no

[05:00:45] All I beg for is not united to give him the first fucking win

[05:00:51] My oh my please no

[05:01:07] You do not want to give Harry Wilson room on the edge of your penalty area.

[05:01:17] Hipped away by Anderson, hooked on by Wilson.

[05:01:22] And he's battering away now to either in possession.

[05:01:25] Brett's 1-2, Harry.

[05:01:27] BOWEN SAVE!

[05:01:29] Jalat BW, bro. Please turn it off.

[05:01:32] Bro, I'm west out of my fucking shit, aren't I?

[05:01:36] Right, my game's ready. I've got five minutes left.

[05:01:40] West Ham are fucking shit.

[05:01:51] I'm a beast, I just want to skip to the goal.

[05:01:56] Now, West Ham actually aren't even that bad a cat like.

[05:01:59] It's just individual errors that are costing you at the minute.

[05:02:01] Obviously evidently today.

[05:02:06] But again, the draw into Fulham at home is a good result for you, but if you want to get

[05:02:12] out of the allegations though and you have to start beating teams like Fulham, like Fulham

[05:02:15] ain't that hard of a fixture.

[05:02:16] We're a good team actually, they're a great team Fulham, I can't lie, I do like them.

[05:02:25] Fulham won.

[05:02:26] I meant yeah, no my point is if Weston want to get out of the allegations they're

[05:02:30] gonna have to beat teams like for you. I just feel as though West Ham need a total

[05:02:45] rebuild like survey survey rebuild like he has to go

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[05:21:45] I'm fucking fuming by the way that I've lost that I was shit then well leg one average 48 45 75

[05:22:09] That was fucking diabolical. What the fuck?

[05:22:14] It was here, I mean, that's what what are you saying?

[05:22:19] Right Collins fucking get on then I'm not playing on the party final. It's too easy for me

[05:22:26] Can we pay out please mods?

[05:22:28] I've sent you right chat. Let me go and fucking I'm about to take on a JDC player. Let me fucking deal with it first

[05:22:41] Let me go and fucking go for a piss as well

[05:22:47] Whoa Steven Bunsen, right, let me just get fucking bullseye rapid. Hang on

[05:22:58] Oh, imagine.

[05:23:01] Right, let me go for a piss, hang on.

[05:23:05] Move that fucking shite as well.

[05:23:09] Colin's going in.

[05:23:12] Fucking bastard.

[05:23:15] What the fuck's this?

[05:23:17] I'll wrap it up this way that I won't you back in my chest

[05:23:28] Baby it's the only way to go through I'll lose myself or anybody I'm not sorry

[05:23:37] Don't wait back there only because you don't stand out

[05:23:43] The tuition's up to God to the set

[05:23:46] I don't lose myself for anybody

[05:23:50] And I'm sorry

[05:23:54] You'll be the one to break it down

[05:23:58] Love will split the love you find

[05:24:01] I had a voice that started back around

[05:24:05] I won't wait to let you down

[05:24:09] You're going to love it but it won't lie

[05:24:12] Come on, come on, come on.

[05:24:14] It's too bad.

[05:24:18] I'm looking back this time.

[05:24:29] Right, come on.

[05:24:31] Come on.

[05:24:42] Come on!

[05:24:48] I'll be partly round two.

[05:24:51] Round four, round four.

[05:25:08] Come on.

[05:25:09] Come on!

[05:25:11] Come on, come on, come on!

[05:25:13] 41!

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[05:25:29] Come on!

[05:25:31] 45!

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[05:25:35] 42!

[05:25:37] He's dead.

[05:25:41] Ahh!

[05:25:46] What do I case through?

[05:25:48] Fucking love your face, having a five gifted mate.

[05:25:51] Love it.

[05:26:00] Forty-four.

[05:26:02] Hey Dwight, thank you very much brother.

[05:26:04] Thank you Dwight.

[05:26:07] 4-2-3

[05:26:11] Yubiqua 160

[05:26:16] 4-2

[05:26:21] Go on Dwight with a 10 year Mac bastard!

[05:26:27] Go on Dwight for Jim Halper! Thank you very much mate!

[05:26:31] You're welcome on the fly!

[05:26:34] You require one hundred new kids in.

[05:26:42] Game show.

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[05:34:00] I'm going to be 20!

[05:34:15] I'm going to be 20!

[05:34:25] No, it's cool.

[05:34:30] Naster, certified gifted Naster, fucking legend. Thank you very much, Naster. There's no way.

[05:34:40] Naster, thanks for you mate.

[05:34:43] 73.

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[05:35:06] You require a B4.

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[05:35:51] That's five.

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[05:36:00] We're setting straight, go.

[05:36:03] We need a struggle.

[05:36:05] That's the break.

[05:36:07] Sixty.

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[05:37:19] Send it to

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[05:37:41] Fuck sake.

[05:37:43] If he checks this out...

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[05:37:47] You got to pump it up, don't you know?

[05:37:49] Ukega-wan 92!

[05:37:51] Don't you know, pump it up!

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[06:24:05] Yeah, it's terrible.

[06:24:13] I don't mind it, though.

[06:24:15] At least we won.

[06:24:21] At least we fucking won, chap.

[06:24:24] Fucking hell.

[06:24:26] How many warnings are men talking about?

[06:24:29] Have we ever looked here?

[06:24:32] Can't leave Steven Munning lost with that.

[06:24:34] Does this be concerned about his performance?

[06:24:37] I've got Litlap, he doesn't know this so he can't really get it.

[06:24:39] I've got Litlap, so when the first set hit, 3 or more 180s.

[06:24:43] Is it certain he won't be 6th in his best or...?

[06:24:45] 6th there, he saw that the fuck out Luke.

[06:24:48] Saw that the fuck out.

[06:24:51] I think that's the issue, a lot of the time we get confused, but you know,

[06:24:54] he's not hitting 112, 114 averages.

[06:24:57] We're thinking, oh, he's not maybe at his best best, but...

[06:25:01] I think when you're winning effectively, that's all you need to do.

[06:25:09] Not exactly a shot across the bow, so that's all there is.

[06:25:22] Come on.

[06:25:24] Fuck me, man. Right, let me put me fucking thing.

[06:25:26] Turn your scolier light off. It ruins it. What you got on about?

[06:25:31] Send me that border. What was it ruin exactly fever on our night over the fucking mat?

[06:25:38] Where is

[06:25:48] Yeah, I think was brazen in the final

[06:25:53] Don't know

[06:26:01] You know what time it is.

[06:26:03] Give me the green light!

[06:26:06] There you go. Let's have a good time.

[06:26:09] Go on Luke.

[06:26:15] Oh!

[06:26:16] Nah, chill, I'm not mate.

[06:26:21] Right, thanks fuck for that.

[06:26:23] I'll be sitting down for a bit now. Wow.

[06:26:26] What are you saying? Yeah, he's retired after the final. Well, he does actually already retired, but

[06:26:37] I'm lucky Luke. There's no way men to take out 167 surely not. This is what he normally does though.

[06:26:47] Oh my god, no.

[06:26:51] Thank god for that. Fuck, you know.

[06:26:53] Right, I'm gonna minute you out of this fucking reply to your message me. I'm gone

[06:27:08] Where am I?

[06:27:11] Perfect

[06:27:15] Oh, no, yeah, George is retiring

[06:27:18] George is retiring

[06:27:20] TFF? Yeah, but Chai, just fucking soul-spinner.

[06:27:28] What's he doing? Is he got any brakes on?

[06:27:31] If he's got, what'd you call it? If he's got a dinosaur brakes, I don't mind that, but I ain't getting cases. It's fucking mad.

[06:27:38] It is, it's an investment, it is.

[06:27:41] You ain't doing me like that.

[06:27:45] Fuck it.

[06:27:47] It's fucking 10 o'clock somewhere.

[06:27:50] It's fucking 20 to 11 actually, it's fucking 10 o'clock here.

[06:27:58] Fucking hell fuck it, go again.

[06:28:07] Oof.

[06:28:10] That's to you Collins, that's to you mate.

[06:28:13] You shit.

[06:28:15] Let me go on here, let's have a look what he's got.

[06:28:17] I've always got fucking slimy words out here.

[06:28:20] Oh, we could have break little baby one back.

[06:28:26] Oh!

[06:28:28] He went the first 180, was it Luke?

[06:28:39] Yeah, I need Luke to hit two more 180s.

[06:28:43] Right, let's see what he's got there.

[06:28:45] Let's see what he's got. Oh, I'm going to win it!

[06:28:49] Hang on a minute. I think you might have dynastick double turn get in there Luke

[06:28:58] Right turn off a minute

[06:29:15] Well look he's not sure oh no

[06:29:19] About fucking guys might go off today

[06:29:26] Oh, what a fucking prick what a prick fucking shit

[06:29:42] Mate TFF

[06:29:49] But Castro collects has them what is he another 180 no I need a little to him oh I'm gone

[06:30:05] oh my god I'm gone hey go on Luke fucking hell oh oh my god a fucking shit myself I didn't

[06:30:17] I didn't know what I was showing, I didn't know what I was showing then, oh my God.

[06:30:29] Yes, 1-0 Luke.

[06:30:31] Let's win the first set, yeah, thank you, 100 quid there, boom, thank you.

[06:30:36] Right, let's see what he's saying there, I'm curious to what's going on here.

[06:30:42] Oh, well he's ended.

[06:30:46] As you discussed that I issue

[06:30:54] Okay, you know it's a big stream of this account now

[06:30:58] Adopt

[06:31:06] It hurts me it hurts like that the

[06:31:09] Kid in me like a child me that wanted to join face so bad that

[06:31:15] shit maybe it's like so hard for it and fucking on that you can't I might leave

[06:31:21] both place that's the part that it hurts you know

[06:31:28] cuz y'all know my story I've been here that's just me I want to do it and all

[06:31:34] I ever wanted to do was see these when I consistently put phase in front of

[06:31:40] myself in time and time again, but um what I will say I reckon they're gonna all

[06:31:47] create their own now we all we all still have each other you know I mean all of

[06:31:53] us all of us have you to have all of it oh my son came back for a second and I

[06:31:59] know I'm sad and I'm emotional because it's a big deal

[06:32:03] The shit is heavy. The shit is heavy, bro.

[06:32:06] Colt, thank you for the seven, thank you for the five.

[06:32:10] I think they're all gonna make their own.

[06:32:11] From a viewer's perspective, from a chat's perspective,

[06:32:14] if you're a fan of me, if you're a fan of Jason,

[06:32:16] still keep wrong, may see any of the guys in that.

[06:32:20] I know what's so, I don't know, I don't know so.

[06:32:22] Just know nothing.

[06:32:23] Kyle, 24, mate.

[06:32:25] Yeah, bro, I've gone the black.

[06:32:26] That was a good thing.

[06:32:27] Tempering, thank you for the tag.

[06:32:29] We're all still gonna do our thing.

[06:32:31] We're all still gonna have fun.

[06:32:33] It's probably gonna make it a lot easier.

[06:32:36] It just sucks for me.

[06:32:40] But, it's probably for the better.

[06:32:44] You know what I mean?

[06:32:49] Hollow, thank you for the five.

[06:32:51] Interesting.

[06:32:52] I missed all the days, I was just about to see

[06:32:55] I know you're running out of your body

[06:32:58] And I see you going on and on and on

[06:33:00] Oh, maybe it's actually real, then.

[06:33:01] I thought it might have been a publicity stunt, but by the fucking looks and sounds of things, it could be real.

[06:33:07] I'm gonna minute, is he alive?

[06:33:11] Oh my god.

[06:33:14] Just chill out a minute here.

[06:33:21] Just chill out a minute here.

[06:33:31] a black autograph in a Breakers July case.

[06:33:34] What the fuck?

[06:33:39] Renly Barcala.

[06:33:41] Have you got the new dynasty? Yes, Ginge, I do.

[06:33:43] I've got a case on the website.

[06:33:45] It's 17K.

[06:33:47] Multiple people have the cases at 19,000.

[06:33:51] I saw somebody selling out last night on what not.

[06:33:54] Two nights ago on what not, I believe.

[06:33:56] I was watching a guy sold out of cases for 19K.

[06:33:59] We're at 17,000 on a fresh case of dynasty.

[06:34:04] We can send it out.

[06:34:05] Hey, Siri.

[06:34:07] What is $17,000 in sterling?

[06:34:12] 17,000 US dollars is 12,593.90.

[06:34:15] 993

[06:34:36] You just lock in I'm struggling a minute child like a GC. I may see my YouTube

[06:34:40] But I will growing up is asking me very weird questions

[06:34:46] I'm very sure my time by this individual honestly, he's an odd man

[06:34:52] Honestly, but generally he's

[06:34:56] There's my way of bra. Oh, that's disgusting fucking talking about me. Can we time out call that's disgusting?

[06:35:03] That is genuinely awful. I'd never do that ever again. No, I won't I won't

[06:35:40] making sure that you're doing all right after that 4-1 defeat?

[06:35:43] Ah, no mate, I know. We played well too and then I was striking for us a good idea to

[06:35:50] do that completely, but yeah.

[06:35:52] Right, okay. So you played well, what, whilst you were 3-0 down?

[06:35:58] No, no, no, right. So we were 3-0, so we were 3-0 down. We got 20 minutes, 10 men,

[06:36:04] absolutely bad. Then after about half an hour we woke up, played really fucking well, got

[06:36:13] it back to free work, then we missed the penance apparently and then went to shoot

[06:36:18] you.

[06:36:19] So this is the confusion that happens in football, right? And I think this is where

[06:36:25] people and fans like you get confused. So what it is is, it's not you've all of

[06:36:30] of a sudden. It's not that you've woken up. It's actually

[06:36:36] Pardon?

[06:36:40] Hello, can you hear me? Yeah, it's all right. So it's not

[06:36:46] that Plymouth woke up by what it is is read him with three nil

[06:36:51] up and took the foot off the gas because they just no, no,

[06:36:55] is it not that? No, I'm trying to be positive.

[06:37:00] Yeah, well are you probably gonna started that about two years ago, but you wanted was around didn't you so

[06:37:16] Are you any better now

[06:37:24] Well at least you go up a league next year go to League two

[06:37:30] Yeah, we're fucking shut mate, we're not very good.

[06:37:33] Nah.

[06:37:34] Yeah, so anyway, that's just typical of that.

[06:37:37] And give you an idea of the game on Boxing Day and we'll win, it's just what we do mate.

[06:37:41] It's easier.

[06:37:42] I suppose when you're playing a shit team.

[06:37:43] I see on Instagram now, the one-on-one copy manual is out, that looked very nice.

[06:37:49] On my Instagram?

[06:37:50] No, just on Instagram.

[06:37:51] I've seen it's been patched.

[06:37:52] Man, you know it's patched.

[06:37:53] There's a pruner one apparently still out there though.

[06:37:56] Right, okay.

[06:37:57] You know one apparently still out there though.

[06:38:00] Right, okay that's interesting.

[06:38:01] I'll keep an eye out for that.

[06:38:02] Well actually, on the topic of Dynasty.

[06:38:08] Yes.

[06:38:09] I've got someone who's bought a case.

[06:38:13] Have you?

[06:38:13] What is it?

[06:38:14] You're gonna be opening a case.

[06:38:15] No, is it?

[06:38:16] I'm wondering if you wanted to lock in.

[06:38:20] Bro, you moved to it last night, mate.

[06:38:21] We went full-brains.

[06:38:23] On what?

[06:38:24] Dinner's on Dynasty.

[06:38:27] How could you off?

[06:38:29] Cause Cyrus was on. We were buying into breaks last night.

[06:38:32] Uh, Cyrus. I might have to try and get in contact with Cyrus cause apparently he used the goat as well as TFF.

[06:38:38] Yeah, yeah, Cyrus is a legend, yeah. That's why I got into it. Austin was on last night. I was checked out weird. I heard Gaza, so that was okay.

[06:38:46] But then we were a little bit mad and we didn't hit. So...

[06:38:50] Hmm. Right. Alright, no worries. I'll do me research then. Alright.

[06:38:55] Who's got this case?

[06:38:57] Castro collects but it's up for an extra one and a half more than TFS on a molding off.

[06:39:04] Yeah, okay, what is it? Do you want to buy the case or?

[06:39:11] Want to? No. However, I am a streamer and I do love providing the best content for my stream.

[06:39:19] No fair play.

[06:39:20] And they would like to see one.

[06:39:22] Yeah, be careful though mate.

[06:39:24] You know what I mean? I don't need to go too silly, alright?

[06:39:28] Be careful.

[06:39:28] Alright, listen.

[06:39:29] I'm already looking at one for later anyway, so I'm probably going to...

[06:39:32] I've not done it. I've literally not done it.

[06:39:34] Perfect. Alright, well you let me know, mate, alright?

[06:39:37] Yeah, I will do, mate. I will do it, but if you do do it, let me know,

[06:39:40] because obviously I will have to watch it from the very beginning.

[06:39:44] No problem at all, mate. Alright, nice run. Thank you.

[06:39:47] And can you actually just watch the video I sent you as well, please?

[06:39:51] Yeah, oh yeah, one last thing as well, don't give me, my mother has actually made you a Christmas card, so I need to-

[06:39:56] Oh, she actually?

[06:39:57] She's gonna have to have a Christmas card, yeah, I know it's after Christmas, but yeah, she has.

[06:40:00] I'll take anything off that lady, absolutely gorgeous she is.

[06:40:03] A really nice lady as well.

[06:40:05] Yeah, thanks mate, yeah, I'll give that to you.

[06:40:07] Alright, I'll watch this live now, do I need to one sec?

[06:40:10] Oh, is that the reddit, is that the- I know, I can see by the black, yeah, I fucking see that, I'm too fucking fucking-

[06:40:17] Yeah, fucking hilarious.

[06:40:18] That could have been used at Bristol Redivers with the first ones to use the hat.

[06:40:22] Oh really?

[06:40:23] Yeah.

[06:40:24] That could have been used already.

[06:40:26] Yeah, it's fucking brilliant, honestly.

[06:40:28] But hey, fucking have a great night, all right, bye, and I'll speak to you in a bit.

[06:40:31] Yes mate, look what's fucking, do you like that?

[06:40:34] Well, do you mate? Turn off.

[06:40:37] The fucking good lad, him. He's a fucking good lad.

[06:40:40] Loop two now, fucking, any chance of men's to turn up?

[06:40:43] Let's tune it up and I'm fucking...

[06:40:45] Guys, little ones to get home for fucking breaks.

[06:40:48] Oh my let me show you his video chat I just sent him

[06:41:08] Never don't hate enough to point

[06:41:14] So

[06:41:16] Pie face is a plumber fan as well. No fucking way. Is he really master assassin 3? You could've

[06:41:26] fucking fooled me.

[06:41:27] What a knob. Honest though. 10 out of 6, 0. Yeah, basically me versus Colin in it really

[06:41:37] if we're being honest. Why have you streamed like that? Oh, it's effectively me versus

[06:41:43] He's got inception which has come out today.

[06:41:54] Shall we have a look at inception?

[06:41:55] That's meant to be good.

[06:42:13] you

[06:42:43] you

[06:43:13] you

[06:43:43] you

[06:44:13] you

[06:45:13] I don't mind it wins between villa and arse will be a mad story villa would know and you chance there

[06:45:19] I wouldn't mind that a week before playing Arsenal away if he lose to villa, but

[06:45:24] Now we know TV's not working to chill out

[06:45:29] Sports

[06:45:35] Right, let me close it down and open it again. I don't know what's going on with that

[06:45:39] Don't think so

[06:45:43] But the memory gun or Viper for the primate

[06:45:48] Definition that she has to never in there for being honest. I don't get it either. I don't get it's cuz he's absolutely good at fault

[06:45:54] I change it to

[06:45:55] by the prime viper

[06:45:58] No, but you can't don't change it. It's gotta be changed Bailey. So outdated me

[06:46:06] No, don't change it. It's gotta be changed

[06:46:13] I'm inside pay right now don't change it why not chat

[06:46:21] there we go it's got it's got me changed I can't really play on keyboard in

[06:46:26] mouse as well very weird he's wearing the banana suit now I don't know why he's

[06:46:36] in the banana suit I thought it was more 2000 and fucking to 2022 sorry but

[06:46:41] fuck knows

[06:46:47] How do you not win streams?

[06:46:49] I need all that I get the million's and I fall but I'm fucked

[06:46:53] Yes

[06:46:57] Oh

[06:46:58] Have you moved the camera up?

[06:47:00] Yes, but there's my camera look fucked by right right now

[06:47:04] Doesn't become a lot of folks right now

[06:47:07] Right, I can't I almost brought myself me

[06:47:11] What the fuck's he drinking?

[06:47:13] Not fucks all my life. Is that alright?

[06:47:15] You told me to put him on and he just sat there chilling so I don't see what you're buying.

[06:47:19] That's a great question I'll show you right now.

[06:47:21] I started doing caravan songs and side-dancing.

[06:47:27] Wait, wait, wait!

[06:47:29] I'm waiting a minute!

[06:47:33] We used to do these odd diamonds upon him.

[06:47:37] That's what happened, Ray.

[06:47:39] Have you been drinking?

[06:47:45] I've got a tune, that's all.

[06:47:52] Have you been drinking, mate? I'm on one today, mate. I am on one today.

[06:47:56] Siding out is going off, he's keep going off.

[06:47:59] I'm not looking out for you, but I'll cheer the fuck out of you.

[06:48:06] Maybe he hasn't, but he's just fucking...

[06:48:09] I'm gonna break my monitor, I swear.

[06:48:33] Honestly people get cancelled for doing that soon.

[06:48:36] just imagine what's he playing crime scene cleaner why do I really want to

[06:48:44] play this

[06:48:50] what's mentioned in

[06:48:54] They don't think anyone would be crushing that.

[06:48:57] The blue level looks like he might have.

[06:49:06] One more.

[06:49:16] Fucking locking Luke.

[06:49:19] But a joyous orbit.

[06:49:20] It's therapeutic, yeah.

[06:49:22] I can't imagine I should be playing my stream though.

[06:49:25] Well, not that I can't, but...

[06:49:27] Deadly Jain's taking some little runs!

[06:49:29] Awal, what's he doing?

[06:49:30] Shit, that's good enough. Take care, bro.

[06:49:34] Awal is the definition of consistency, by the way.

[06:49:37] Ooh, promo.

[06:49:39] He stayed consistent.

[06:49:41] I remember when he was averaging 100 viewers.

[06:49:45] Stayed consistent, streamed, but...

[06:49:47] Now he averages about one and a half, I reckon.

[06:49:49] I

[06:49:51] Shimon sick talk no you're clearly right

[06:49:57] He'd ah what a virgin using peanut never mind just when you liked him I

[06:50:12] Get eight eight more guests in there I got a new badge for jakey Davis he fucking ignores people anyway

[06:50:17] Watch this, I bet he ignores me, watch. I bet he ignores me.

[06:50:28] Bet he ignores me, watch.

[06:50:31] Fuck.

[06:50:35] Oh, go on, James, for a gifted sub, mate.

[06:50:38] Fuck, have you got back there?

[06:50:40] James, can you do me a favour? My 1,000 button sub's not working. Can you double-check it for me?

[06:50:47] I just say thank you for being patient with me thank you fucking got one because you ain't

[06:50:59] got one me all what all we try the 200 gifted one then just in case good only someone came

[06:51:07] in the other day try doing it won't work all right once more people being disappointed

[06:51:17] I've got this one. Well, he has to make it weird, don't he?

[06:51:26] Not a very long gift, dude. Always wants more. I spell happy brawler. And you're all

[06:51:32] way for taking the piss out of it, you've done it. I'll be honest, Jack. You're all way

[06:51:36] for taking the piss. Thank you. Jamie, Givr 17, mate. Go on the boy. Thank you, brother.

[06:51:41] Callum, Givr 7, Samantha, Givr 7, Tinsley, Givr 27, Chris, Givr 12, Liam, Givr 18,

[06:51:46] I'm giving it 18, bitch, I'm giving it 28, mate.

[06:51:50] What the fuck is this?

[06:52:02] No, no, I'm not ending, no.

[06:52:05] I'll go back on Fortnite for a bit, if you want, I don't mind.

[06:52:07] I'm not going to the FF, I've got nothing that I'm interested in.

[06:52:12] I'm not doing United Chrome.

[06:52:13] Don't fancy RP, not in the middle for RP.

[06:52:16] Oh Toby's like that.

[06:52:18] We're no strangers to love.

[06:52:22] Inception nine, not mine.

[06:52:24] And so do I.

[06:52:28] LA Nios, I might be to play LA,

[06:52:30] but I don't have no play before.

[06:52:32] Go on, Daniel!

[06:52:33] Five out of fucking five, brother, go on the boy.

[06:52:35] Thank you very much, dad.

[06:52:37] I appreciate that a lot, man.

[06:52:38] Thank you very much, brother.

[06:52:39] What a fucking goal.

[06:52:40] Thank you, mate.

[06:52:42] Thank you very much man football manager by the way actually let me tell you something

[06:52:47] Let me tell you something

[06:52:49] Apparently 40 man 26, which is the game ever was waiting for is that bad people are still playing 40 man 25

[06:52:55] He's not correct or is that false information?

[06:53:04] Go on ten and further the gift you'd make Taylor for the brand new primer

[06:53:08] Oh, FM 24. Yeah, because FM 25 never got made. Yeah, 24. Yeah, that's crazy. I can't lie

[06:53:17] That is mental

[06:53:20] Boop fumbling why because mental got a black

[06:53:25] Never gonna let you up never gonna let you down

[06:53:32] Desert you

[06:53:38] There's no Chinese he's open.

[06:53:45] There's no Chinese he's open.

[06:53:50] Nah.

[06:53:53] Ooh, there's no way. What? How is?

[06:53:57] I ain't got a minute here. I ain't got a minute here. He might have been saved.

[06:54:08] I don't know how I feel about this, I'm chipping at those pizzas, I'm not a fan of that, I can't

[06:54:29] get behind that, I can get behind Burger King, that I can get behind, don't mind a burger,

[06:54:37] i can get behind that

[06:54:44] why have they named the fucking burger after me

[06:54:47] the big king

[06:54:50] i've not even asked if they can do that

[06:54:56] ah you all thought whopper dickheads

[06:55:03] wagyu burger

[06:55:05] I've got a little bit of an incline, that it's not actually wagging.

[06:55:13] Hang on.

[06:55:15] Little bit for one, two, four.

[06:55:17] Double 11.

[06:55:21] Three nil, Little bit.

[06:55:29] Fucking unreal.

[06:55:32] Go on the fucking boy.

[06:55:35] I told you first couple of games are always cage yet and then this is where you fucking ramp it up

[06:55:45] Is it there there's no one after him is there?

[06:56:00] Yeah, genuinely unbelievable I've got a feeling I don't know if I want a burger king

[06:56:05] Don't know his burgerism open

[06:56:13] Can't get delivered

[06:56:19] What's the little plate yeah, no, I'm literally watching as we speak mate, I appreciate you letting me know he's I should watch it. Thank you

[06:56:26] Ellie Elmo to the primer Jamie to the 14 Levi to the

[06:56:30] three mate jake of july 18 johnny jayden july 8 swelling miles july 28 months mate fucking

[06:56:37] go go on the bike i've not watched stranger things please don't please don't take me home

[06:56:47] don't take me home please don't take me home i just don't want to go anywhere i want

[06:56:57] I'm gonna stay here, train car to bed, please don't, please don't take me home!

[06:57:04] I am already sat at home to be fair.

[06:57:08] I'm gonna be fine though.

[06:57:11] Ooooooh.

[06:57:17] Ooooooh. Oh my god, a Yorkshire pudding wrap. Fuck off.

[06:57:22] No way can I order one of them.

[06:57:27] Oh my god, yorks you're putting rap

[06:57:30] Lululu, Lululu, Lululu, Lululu, Lululu, Lululu, Lululu, Lululu

[06:57:37] Feb 5 May, gonna fucking buy a Lululu

[06:57:39] Hey JJ, Feb 9 months mate

[06:57:41] Jack, is it? Oh my god

[06:57:46] Oh my god, it's going off in here

[06:57:48] It's fucking going off in here

[06:57:51] Christmas menu

[06:57:53] Do you want apple crumble?

[06:57:57] Biscoff cheesecake.

[06:57:58] Shut the fuck up though.

[06:58:00] It's all about to go fucking right in the basket.

[06:58:04] Custard or ice cream?

[06:58:06] Custard has to be.

[06:58:08] Chill the fuck out though.

[06:58:10] Roasting a box, done.

[06:58:14] Make it grilled.

[06:58:15] I'll see you fucking, fucking chuck it on.

[06:58:22] Excuse me.

[06:58:23] Go on see and further the five gifted mate. Go on the fucking boy. Thank you very much see and mate

[06:58:29] Men sir, you've got it. Hey, thank you. See and bro Joey Taylor. Do you have a two months as well, mate?

[06:58:35] I am gonna minute. I'm gonna minute

[06:58:38] We've got tater tots cozy crumble roast in a box. Do I get a loaded Christmas Yorkies as well?

[06:58:45] free deep filled

[06:58:47] Y'all should put in your buttermilk chicken stuff in top with chicken.

[06:58:50] Oh, fuck it, it's going on, it's on, it's on, it's all on.

[06:58:53] I've not had four claws to eat all day.

[06:58:55] Have I actually had a tall today?

[06:58:59] No, just me cookies.

[06:59:01] And I can tell,

[06:59:02] because that's gone to me and I only had fucking two mouthfuls.

[06:59:12] Can I get a bottle of water? Yeah.

[06:59:14] It's really trying to get the very best out of it.

[06:59:17] I've got water downstairs not paying for more.

[06:59:18] Fuck that.

[06:59:19] I think this is probably the look that we see from here out.

[06:59:24] No, not a lightweight, trust me, mate.

[06:59:26] New Year's Eve is going off, gee.

[06:59:28] Go on, Moe!

[06:59:28] Five gifted, Moe.

[06:59:30] I appreciate that, you sexy bitch.

[06:59:32] Thank you very much, Moe.

[06:59:33] I appreciate that a lot.

[06:59:34] Fucking legend.

[06:59:35] Go on, the Moe style.

[06:59:36] Thank you very much, Moe.

[06:59:39] Payne, get rid of.

[06:59:40] Luke's back on.

[06:59:41] Thank you.

[06:59:42] I don't think jake did get his knob out of his ear.

[06:59:52] Genie said calling, I literally didn't.

[06:59:56] Play with jake yet, no, so when people do these it's because they don't really want

[07:00:11] get a win straight away because you want the stream to go on for ages which is

[07:00:14] hence why you do it. However if I was to play with JK it'd get a win there for

[07:00:18] I could own streams so that's not probably not the best idea.

[07:00:23] Nobody starts a not ending time at beat minecraft hoping they end it in three

[07:00:29] hours. I'm saying you want it to go on for a while it's the whole point and my

[07:00:34] live New Year's Eve should be but I'm gonna end at some point and then go

[07:00:38] I'm

[07:00:58] Yes, Jakey, okay, mate

[07:01:01] Always put down on me no worries. I remember that bit weird

[07:01:05] I miss old Jinj. Jinj ain't changed mate, so you're just fucking reminiscing.

[07:01:11] And he's been a weirdo. Hey, Jinj and George, try the 21 mate, go on the fucking boy, thank

[07:01:18] you mate. Hide screen, nobody would have gotten in this game, trust me. Luke Lutler

[07:01:24] is 81 away from the match. Fuck it, hot drop, straight away.

[07:02:02] Oh, yeah, there you go

[07:02:09] Luke the new

[07:02:10] Easy as that through to next round. That was fucking easy to watch

[07:02:15] Didn't have me stressed at all. Wow. He's fucking unbelievable

[07:02:19] He is the definition of a world champion

[07:02:23] Go on Maria. Oh mad bitch

[07:02:26] Fucky go Maria. Hey, thank you very much love. I appreciate it a lot Maria. Thank you

[07:02:32] Fuck you go on Maria you're mad cow. Hey, thank you very much all of our pretty shit up Maria. Thank you. Hello. Hello

[07:02:41] Hey Maria, thank you. J.C. said ring them. Well Jack told J.C. man a fucking game. He rang me

[07:02:58] Rando! Five out of two gifted mate. Oh fuck

[07:03:02] Randall, thank you very much, brother.

[07:03:09] Help me get in there, kid.

[07:03:17] Am I on Builders? No.

[07:03:20] Hey Randal, thank you bro.

[07:03:34] Take you out of Mr. Ringing didn't you?

[07:03:36] Take you out of Mr. Ringing.

[07:03:38] Thought he did, just one minute.

[07:03:40] I'm sure he did, yeah he did, I thought he did.

[07:03:45] Luke just averaged a hundred and seven, oh my god.

[07:03:47] Yes, I'm fucking fantastic mate, how are you?

[07:03:52] I'm absolutely a fan of Dilla Dilla, I'm good, yeah.

[07:03:56] Nice, how can I help you at all mate?

[07:03:58] Did you want me to ring you?

[07:04:02] I want you to ring me.

[07:04:04] Yeah, so my thing is just going, oh, Jim wants you to ring him.

[07:04:09] So I started doing it, but then I went because I realised you've got fingers.

[07:04:13] Yeah, no, definitely true. I think the day I want you to ring me is a day I've severely done something wrong

[07:04:32] Mental trauma

[07:04:35] Dreamed of being a streamer sat there playing fortnight and he says that's mental trauma

[07:04:41] You make me sick to the back of your throat.

[07:04:46] Yeah, apparently you have actually just had a speed.

[07:04:49] Coach, I've no one can fucking see it anyway.

[07:04:51] I don't think I've got my dick in front of everyone.

[07:04:54] Well, I doubt that you didn't,

[07:04:55] otherwise you probably would have ended the stream

[07:04:56] and deleted your vote.

[07:04:57] Yeah, I know, but I know enough did.

[07:04:59] Oh, okay.

[07:05:00] Well, I'll look out for that clip anyway,

[07:05:02] so thank you very much for that.

[07:05:03] Do I do a duo?

[07:05:04] How's that?

[07:05:05] How are you doing your mission on solos?

[07:05:06] I lost my chance.

[07:05:07] You thought that it count.

[07:05:08] I'm in a game in a minute,

[07:05:09] but I'll keep you updated.

[07:05:10] I'll keep you updated.

[07:05:11] Right, alright, no worries mate.

[07:05:12] I see you in a bit.

[07:05:13] Alright, see you in a bit, bye bye.

[07:05:18] People like that make me sick to the back of my throat.

[07:05:20] Honestly, it makes me fucking violently ill.

[07:05:24] Violently ill, that.

[07:05:26] I've not even read it up yet.

[07:05:27] What's your pee on Chazza breakin' your plate?

[07:05:29] I think he's a knobhead.

[07:05:30] Amy! Five and a ten gifted!

[07:05:32] Go on Amy, Breckpool, you fucking man, bitch!

[07:05:34] Go on Amy, thank you very much, love.

[07:05:36] I appreciate that.

[07:05:37] Thank you very, very much, love.

[07:05:39] Thank you, but bear in mind. I knew he broke it ages ago usually won't just seen it

[07:05:42] And I went mad at him when he did it as he desired. He's a prick Amy. Thank you very much

[07:05:46] I appreciate that honestly you're a fucking legend Amy. Thank you

[07:05:52] Thank you very much Amy

[07:05:57] Luke's just dropped to six seven. No he hasn't

[07:06:00] He hasn't sure

[07:06:02] That's so hard, it's so annoying.

[07:06:06] SKIPPY!

[07:06:07] If ever the 14 skip it, go on the fucking boy.

[07:06:10] Thank you very much mate.

[07:06:12] One month at a time mate.

[07:06:14] John Cullen's watched that and he's fucking got a throbber.

[07:06:17] He'll be fucking buzzing with that.

[07:06:24] Got his chest there.

[07:06:26] Amy, thank you very much love honestly.

[07:06:28] Thank you Amy.

[07:06:30] I'm running the fucking sniffer. Just what I want.

[07:06:35] SOPHIE! SOPHIE! SOPHIE!

[07:06:38] 5 out of 5 gifted SOPHIE!

[07:06:41] I appreciate that. Thank you SOPHES.

[07:06:46] Thank you SOPHIE.

[07:06:52] Shit the bed done didn't it? Oh shit.

[07:06:57] Thank you Sophie love

[07:07:07] Need to get that quick fucking I've done as well get the fucking

[07:07:14] Right push

[07:07:16] how much fucking HP she got? how much fucking HP she got?

[07:07:32] fucking hell! thanking you!

[07:07:38] Shit in hell. I don't know, I accidentally went for the nil's kill.

[07:07:46] You missed almost every shot. I better did.

[07:07:50] Spanning please.

[07:07:54] I can't believe I played Collins again and he still not took a leg off me.

[07:07:59] Not a leg, not even a set off me.

[07:08:02] He had set Dars as well. Hey Erika, I've been here for three months.

[07:08:05] Thank you very much Erica. Go on Voss.

[07:08:19] Yeah Collins it's not his best fo- it's not his finest hour in the last couple of days in Darts has it, bless him.

[07:08:24] Not his finest hour at all.

[07:08:29] think I want a solo yeah I don't actually think I have

[07:08:45] Lewis found a 25 months mate welcome back in bro I'm buzzing you about the

[07:08:49] bottle of league as well so fucking good luck with that one mate

[07:08:53] someone else has landed and then looted it and gone. Interesting.

[07:09:03] Finished chest. Oh, where we go?

[07:09:23] I think Jake wants to play, I think Jake wants to play, I think Jake wants to play, Jake

[07:09:49] Ah! Told ya!

[07:09:53] Yes Jake, you okay mate?

[07:09:55] Hi mate, you alright?

[07:09:56] Yeah, good thanks mate.

[07:09:58] I died again.

[07:09:59] Erm...

[07:10:00] You must be shit.

[07:10:02] Yeah, me chat said that I am allowed to play with you if you'd like but...

[07:10:07] I take two wins, it's a complete challenge.

[07:10:10] Mate, we'll get two wins no time.

[07:10:12] Promise, I'm really struggling there.

[07:10:14] Honestly mate, I promise, easy.

[07:10:16] Alright, I'll wait here for you then.

[07:10:18] Perfect. No worries mate. Invite us please.

[07:10:23] Easy wins this. What's he saying?

[07:10:29] Oh my god. Move!

[07:10:38] James Crabby Gelfand probably not loves.

[07:10:43] Oh, and he's getting this card.

[07:10:48] There we go.

[07:10:53] So you have to throw the game, no problem mate.

[07:10:59] Get it in quick though.

[07:11:00] Get it in quick.

[07:11:01] Quickly.

[07:11:02] Excuse me.

[07:11:03] Cousin Matt, do you have a form of a spell, what are you doing well Matt, what a goat.

[07:11:14] My fucking cousin.

[07:11:15] Yes mate, you okay Jake?

[07:11:17] I'm ready pardon

[07:11:20] I'm ready. I'm fucking glad you are me now. Can I be honest with you?

[07:11:25] Yeah, this playing with me is gonna make it a lot harder, mate

[07:11:29] Why are you bad?

[07:11:31] No, I'm fucking ridiculous. However, we have a situation where we're gonna get stream sniped even more

[07:11:39] So I don't think I I can remember the last time I've played a game before and I don't about being stream sniped

[07:11:45] Well, that's what my problem has been all day

[07:11:47] I can imagine.

[07:11:49] I've turned something on called stream delay.

[07:11:53] Yeah, but I'm not a fucking weirdo, he does that.

[07:11:57] Yeah, no, no, no, my stream is not delayed,

[07:11:59] but like say if I press ready, it will wait a certain amount of seconds

[07:12:03] before it actually puts us into a game.

[07:12:05] Yeah, it's called matchmaking delay, yeah.

[07:12:07] That's the one.

[07:12:08] Well, should we add our screens?

[07:12:09] 4x2 to 5 brother, go on the fucking boy.

[07:12:12] Thank you, Erica.

[07:12:13] Yeah, I can do.

[07:12:14] I don't know

[07:12:18] Hey, Zujay to the prime erica. Thank you for his third of six mate

[07:12:23] Well, I woke up. Well, I woke up actually about 10 but then couldn't get out of bed accidentally fell asleep again

[07:12:30] woke up at two

[07:12:31] Well the clock

[07:12:33] half 12 a thing actually maybe one o'clock put on the rest of city and forest

[07:12:40] Watch that

[07:12:42] then

[07:12:44] No, it was two o'clock. I woke up after two o'clock. Then what's the rest of city forest?

[07:12:50] Then I

[07:12:53] Went live

[07:12:54] Yeah, been live ever since and I now sat here playing for night with you with an unbelievable scran on the way

[07:13:01] Oh, you're coming

[07:13:03] Let me tell you are you ready for this? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready

[07:13:08] Tater tops cozy crumble roast in a box loaded Christmas York is and a fan of fruit twist

[07:13:14] I've got my God, I've not even ordered me fucking Yorkshire rap.

[07:13:21] What, I can Yorkshire put in rap?

[07:13:25] Yeah, I'll have to order that separately as well.

[07:13:28] You'll have to.

[07:13:29] Fancy not ordering that.

[07:13:31] Whoa, whoa, we can't do zero, Bill.

[07:13:36] Whoa, what's that about?

[07:13:37] You're a fucking idiot.

[07:13:40] What?

[07:13:46] We can't, we can't.

[07:13:47] No worries.

[07:13:49] Why can't we just, it's cheating, why is it cheating, sorry?

[07:13:52] Because I've set myself a challenge.

[07:13:56] I'm not stopping you, you're doing that challenge.

[07:13:58] Don't make me be honest, I thought I'd have this doing it in an hour.

[07:14:01] Yeah, right, well fucking, a bit fucking late.

[07:14:04] Yeah.

[07:14:06] Nip slip again, for fuck's sake.

[07:14:08] Rossika, Rossika, Rossika, Rossika, Rossika, Rossika, Rossika, Rossika, Rossika, Rossika,

[07:14:19] 5 out of 5 gifted love.

[07:14:21] Come on you mad cow, thank you very much, I appreciate it, Rossika, fucking legend.

[07:14:25] Hey, thank you, honestly thank you.

[07:14:28] Right, hang on a moment.

[07:14:35] Oh my god.

[07:14:37] I can order two things at once. I've put on a verodering.

[07:14:43] Does it let me do that?

[07:14:46] It does.

[07:14:51] Buzzing.

[07:14:52] Ho ho ho!

[07:14:58] Over the moon.

[07:15:00] Go on Benton, 5 out of 5 gifted mate. Fucking legend Benton, thank you bro.

[07:15:04] Go on the fucking bye. Just ordered me off your app. Nice. Not to flex, but yeah, it's on its way

[07:15:11] right

[07:15:14] Yeah

[07:15:18] Okay, it's a mouth sample sound yeah wait, so you left above boys I was

[07:15:28] Sophie

[07:15:30] Sorry, I missed it. Love your legend. Thank you very much. So fit

[07:15:33] So sorry I missed that I didn't even realize thank you very much love honestly. Thank you

[07:15:38] Right you sure know

[07:15:41] Oh

[07:15:44] Is there a Benos bit asking to play where does that sit on your chats?

[07:15:50] Thank you

[07:15:51] It's alright. Please apologize mate. Just said Benos asked to play but I'm not sure where that sits on your chats fucking level of

[07:15:58] How many games you've got a win?

[07:16:00] I like my chat this side. What was that change chat?

[07:16:07] Right give it a squirt

[07:16:14] Okay, thank you. I'll have to get free wins brilliant free. Okay. Yeah

[07:16:23] Nah fuck that they don't want that

[07:16:27] No one fucking wants that

[07:16:30] you're just thinking about the tax go on Sam yeah that's true yeah I am you

[07:16:35] took your hands back from you

[07:16:39] top five things have never happened number one

[07:16:45] now it did happen when you did that street what street you know which one

[07:16:54] I'm not I'm just gonna shut the fuck up cuz no matter what I say this is just gonna come across as a gun

[07:17:09] No, no you add up like German or window pops up like 70 of your screen

[07:17:13] Oh

[07:17:22] Oh

[07:17:25] Doesn't build

[07:17:28] Who doesn't build you apparently me I don't build I can count for 90s and fucking a

[07:17:35] wrecked angle

[07:17:38] That's cool, thank you. They've got four

[07:17:40] I was going to 1v1 at the end of the game then, right?

[07:17:43] Yep, well, I was playing that about two hours ago.

[07:17:45] Er, yeah, I'm not even joking. I could feel my heart.

[07:17:48] Like, I could feel my heart beating, and I have like a pain in my head.

[07:17:52] Now, believe it or not, right, you're going to be probably just as nervous the first time you have sex as well, so be prepared for that.

[07:18:00] Is that what it is?

[07:18:01] Yep.

[07:18:04] I mean, I was alright, to be honest. I just went with the flow and that was pretty sound.

[07:18:08] And to be honest, I'd actually lasted quite a while.

[07:18:13] Is it one of them though where you can just like blend away and just like, I mean, you've got to be present?

[07:18:19] Erm, what do you mean by blend away?

[07:18:21] Just like, just lie there.

[07:18:26] I mean, you can do your own, I don't think there's going to be any favours if you just lie there.

[07:18:33] Why would you want to just lie there?

[07:18:36] I don't know, but I've started sleeping in the same bed recently

[07:18:40] What you give up?

[07:18:42] No, no, no me girlfriend

[07:18:50] Have you seen that clip yeah, I can't believe taste it back. What's that?

[07:18:55] End of the interview I go yeah

[07:18:57] girlfriend to get the spiders and he goes I don't know why he does that he's just lying

[07:19:01] You don't even have a girlfriend. What did you do that on?

[07:19:04] That is probably the highlight of his career, because that's fucking unbelievable, and on mainstream TV, that is fucking absolutely, absolutely class.

[07:19:12] I'm pretty good with that, I've not seen that.

[07:19:15] That is fucking hilarious, I can't believe it.

[07:19:19] He took the piss out of you there, though.

[07:19:21] Yeah, I know what you're trying to say, mate.

[07:19:23] Sean, 5 out of 5 mate, sorry I missed it. Sean, your fucking legend. Thank you very much mate. Thank you for telling me chat

[07:19:30] Hey Sean, your fucking goat. Thank you, brother. I appreciate the 5 mate

[07:19:34] Go on the fucking bike. Hey Pat, 5 out of 8 as well man. Thank you very much, bro. I appreciate the 8 months break

[07:19:41] Can I get out or?

[07:19:44] Sean, thank you

[07:19:47] Right, it's closed early in it nowadays. It's been Christmas the new year

[07:19:53] if we don't win you've done something wrong I'll do the best I can

[07:20:02] I've got a launch pad so if you ever feel nervous you just let me know and we'll be out of there

[07:20:12] no problem make sure we get him into the walls

[07:20:14] I know you love me. I know you shall whenever and I'll be there.

[07:20:35] Let me listen to this. I don't know I can hear

[07:20:41] Which what was prime just in Bieber baby or sorry and what do you mean? I

[07:20:48] Darn you sorry and what do you mean? Well, I like

[07:20:52] Company and shit like that. Can we we keep?

[07:20:57] My chat saying baby, but I don't think that is prime beaver

[07:21:05] Yeah, lose yourself, mate. So many good times. So good beaver

[07:21:12] All right, I talk Jake talk

[07:21:15] Sorry, it's our same finisher as

[07:21:18] Jake jibber us all month mate. Not you thank you

[07:21:25] I'm well, I'll see what you think after this

[07:21:28] I

[07:21:34] Need to I don't I don't even know where that sound comes from I need to get back through me headset

[07:21:39] You're taking speakers off her come from that's what I understand

[07:21:42] Which means me monitors though. It's coming through me monitors. I'm pretty sure oh

[07:21:47] My god, I'm getting shot this guy. Why are you in the sky? Oh, I got a blue

[07:21:51] Oh my god thank you. Where is it? Oh it's on a fucking plate. 22 blue. Yeah I've not

[07:21:58] even excedence to be honest with you. Nearly done 22 again yeah. Oh there you go. They've

[07:22:02] been blown up. In the sky there. Weekend. He's an anime girl, he's an anime girl. He's

[07:22:08] one of the left to the right, I've got the left. The guy you're on. One's gone, one's

[07:22:15] No!

[07:22:18] Aw, it's just not...

[07:22:26] One's dead, two's dead.

[07:22:28] I'm rushing to go, I'm rushing to go.

[07:22:30] Put the slay out.

[07:22:32] No!

[07:22:37] Your shit, aren't ya?

[07:22:39] How was he better than me?

[07:22:41] Your shit.

[07:22:43] Play again.

[07:22:45] I should have just rifted it, I should have just rifted it, I love you died there, I love

[07:22:52] you died there though.

[07:22:55] I'm just a mess to be honest with you, I've been playing this game for five hours, 30

[07:23:00] minutes straight.

[07:23:01] I'm not saying fucking shitting, it's going to be a long night here and get the fucking

[07:23:05] shot glass out in again in a minute.

[07:23:09] Have they got two separate drivers here from your arches?

[07:23:18] Nah, it's the same one fucking dead in the body.

[07:23:23] Get a battle in, right, okay?

[07:23:25] I mean, I'm asking if you can fucking play.

[07:23:27] You just do what you did to fucking me and Jake.

[07:23:30] If you want us to, you can message me on us.

[07:23:34] Nah, I put this in the audio game.

[07:23:37] We're gonna go get a drink.

[07:23:39] High screen Jake.

[07:23:41] I've done.

[07:23:45] Have you read it all though?

[07:23:49] What the fuck are you wearing Jake?

[07:23:53] I'm Peely mate from Fortnite.

[07:23:55] I just wanna win.

[07:23:57] I just wanna win. I wanna go and watch Stranger Things in bed

[07:24:00] and maybe read me Peter K book.

[07:24:02] That's all I want.

[07:24:04] Five hours by the way. Yeah cheers for that James I can read.

[07:24:13] Everybody's laughing in my mind.

[07:24:20] See if anyone's got any tips for me.

[07:24:34] I

[07:24:36] Haven't got about an email there. Hello. I'm unreal at fortnight main scrubbing tiktok is cages chaps and I messes your Instagram

[07:24:44] You mind pardon you. I messes your Instagram. I will hop on and play if you need the win. Cheers, Aaron

[07:24:50] Fucking pro for night is messing you here

[07:24:52] I'm sorry.

[07:24:59] Woo!

[07:25:03] Going right until I die.

[07:25:06] I don't know.

[07:25:09] Excuse me.

[07:25:11] Can I have six of the basics for now?

[07:25:17] Excuse me.

[07:25:19] I have spoken to Reba. We are on different time-lumps at the minute

[07:25:23] So every time I ring issue that unservice types of rings me. I don't answer Mikey give it a 13 mate

[07:25:28] Well, bro's e doing really what I would never ever eagle Ruby wax

[07:25:33] Go large okay

[07:25:37] No drink we all about we got the drink here

[07:25:49] I spoke to Lisa, of course I spoke to Lisa. We're all in a group chat, we speak pretty

[07:26:00] much every three days.

[07:26:03] Jinz, I don't know if you know this, but Ronaldo and Lacey have left FaZe, they don't mention

[07:26:12] that to you today.

[07:26:13] I just found out in the last 30 seconds it'll mean wow

[07:26:20] Yeah, have you a deal of big news?

[07:26:24] I've left both boys. I said big news

[07:26:27] No, why is it Marlon?

[07:26:30] He's joining both boys

[07:26:32] for car

[07:26:35] Well that means that explains why I got the car yesterday

[07:26:39] What the call

[07:26:41] Yeah, I'll call from Chastain that and you wrote you a you were going to join the sidemen unless I was removed

[07:26:49] Yeah, it's right to try to get out of there or I'm on straight to fucking unbelievable one mate

[07:26:55] They're all unbelievable. I went to these houses over here because there's too many people there for some reason

[07:26:59] No worries, mate. I'm gonna sell I think

[07:27:02] Well fucking up you're gonna sell me got one two games there

[07:27:06] Hey Janet Joe police bombing

[07:27:08] Why don't you play the other name, play the other name, just chill.

[07:27:12] Gingerwood Ruinside man, I-

[07:27:14] Go on, lal! 5 out of 5 gifted, I appreciate that.

[07:27:17] Thank you very much, lal, you're a fucking legend.

[07:27:20] Thank you very much, lal, you're a- honestly, you're a goat.

[07:27:23] Is that what I'm saying, by the way? I've got a feeling that's short for Laura, if I'm honest.

[07:27:30] Thank you very much, lal, you're a legend. 5 out of 5.

[07:27:33] Scotty, do you have a 12? I must. Do you have a 23, mate?

[07:27:38] There should be me. This is so sad. I'm feeling confident this time.

[07:27:52] Ah yeah. I am. He's got a lock in and get the job done.

[07:27:59] Uh, JK are you leaving?

[07:28:02] Uh, no mate.

[07:28:04] Okay, I'll just send me Kureish, shall I?

[07:28:08] You actually not?

[07:28:10] No.

[07:28:18] I actually put something in the group chat about Bobboy's 28, 29.

[07:28:23] Like, 28, 28, 28, 28, 28, 29.

[07:28:26] Oh, right, we're going to put him.

[07:28:31] Um, just have a look right here.

[07:28:36] Ooh, tack there, thank you.

[07:28:40] Right, I've got a big point here for you.

[07:28:43] It's on, come in.

[07:28:45] I can hear a chest, but I don't know where he is.

[07:28:47] Oh, we've got a long way to go as long as we could do it moving.

[07:28:55] My face was just talking about your stream fuck off. What's he actually? What was he saying? Oh Jake you get a dynasty in?

[07:29:01] No

[07:29:03] What?

[07:29:05] Now you know what yet the car the really cool, but then you look at the price, and then I go you know what I'll leave it

[07:29:11] Well, it's just different things in it. I

[07:29:14] Mean it's effectively this I mean I'd say it's very similar to buying a fucking

[07:29:21] In terms of like the volume

[07:29:25] Well, not really the box is more of a gamble the boxes in it. Well, yeah

[07:29:36] Fucking sad

[07:29:46] Yeah, you shit back you better on

[07:29:48] It's so weak, well in you, fucking well in. Fucking love that you. Has he got me, ah he's

[07:29:56] got me going pumping everything. Ah so, I'm repeating that, I'm repeating that all the

[07:30:01] way though. Alright, I'll get you back up now.

[07:30:05] Ah cheers mate. I'll get you up there or somewhere else.

[07:30:07] Probably just, yeah use the launch bar, no yeah, here cause then I can fucking

[07:30:11] get that loot.

[07:30:12] Here we go.

[07:30:13] Just fucking took it by the side.

[07:30:18] Nah.

[07:30:19] Is there any gold card?

[07:30:24] If not, you might as well keep moving.

[07:30:27] Just keep going, just keep going.

[07:30:29] I can just start moving yet.

[07:30:30] There's no gold cards.

[07:30:31] Oh, the stream stack is there at the minute.

[07:30:36] Oh, now there's no planes at the minute.

[07:30:38] Well, here anyway.

[07:30:40] world's biggest spider web discovered in a cave

[07:30:44] oh my god it fucking is

[07:30:47] is it real or not?

[07:30:48] bbc news

[07:30:50] who thought that man

[07:30:53] I wonder how big the spider is, it must have been going for years there's not many spiders in it that's why it's not one just one big one

[07:31:00] 100,000 spiders

[07:31:02] really?

[07:31:08] even the feeling i get when i look at him now doesn't even like

[07:31:11] she's nowhere near as bad as it was

[07:31:21] something fishy

[07:31:23] did your mum play Fortnite?

[07:31:25] did my mum play Fortnite? no why?

[07:31:28] just ask him

[07:31:34] 2 child benefit cap scrapped families to claim £292 £18 per child per month

[07:31:44] news on the daily mail

[07:31:49] get paid for having children in an adult year anyway i think yeah 300 pound a month

[07:31:56] that's cool that's more than it used to be in it i swear it's like you used to get like 100

[07:32:00] for like your first child and then like 50 quid for your second

[07:32:03] I know it's true

[07:32:10] I've been 18 kids, I'm sure there was a story in the news, there was a TV show

[07:32:14] Years ago, I think Shadow 8 kids and was raking in like 3.5 grand a month

[07:32:19] Woah

[07:32:21] But then obviously, you take into account 3.5 grand a month

[07:32:25] then you gotta pay for every kid and yourself

[07:32:28] You have to. It's not a smartly right.

[07:32:32] Oh no, that was it. Yeah, 18 kids in counting. I knew it was more than eight.

[07:32:36] Yeah, she was fucking raking it in. 18 kids in counting.

[07:32:41] Something like that. She's got more now. I've

[07:32:46] Honest it didn't surprise me, probably fucking shits her out

[07:32:59] Yeah I do want to play Fortnite anyway

[07:33:02] Mate just give me a minute, I'm playing in the intense battle

[07:33:05] You are actually

[07:33:11] Smart

[07:33:12] Would you like children eventually or is it not really something you thought about?

[07:33:15] 100% up to all three

[07:33:22] How many do you want?

[07:33:24] Two, I think

[07:33:27] With Ellie or?

[07:33:31] Nah, probably mid-swentes and I'll leave, Ellie

[07:33:33] Fair enough. Well, that's assuming she stays with you

[07:33:36] Yeah

[07:33:39] I mean, preferably, yeah

[07:33:41] I've taken it a couple of years to try for one because I've never seen anyone have had

[07:33:48] sex before.

[07:33:49] Oh, he's wearing it.

[07:33:50] You can find it.

[07:33:51] It's fine.

[07:33:52] I'll leave it.

[07:33:53] It's all right.

[07:33:54] You tried.

[07:33:55] You didn't conquer it.

[07:33:56] You tried.

[07:33:57] It's all that matters.

[07:33:58] I think you're dead, Jake.

[07:33:59] I'm not.

[07:34:00] Copying ginger again because you want kids.

[07:34:07] I reckon you just keep sticking it as you are.

[07:34:10] are coming down at the end of the day. If you just go on the other side of the thing

[07:34:16] you can't shoot yourself. There you go. Shoot him now you're not bad. It's a little bit

[07:34:25] PUSH YO!

[07:34:27] Nice one, thank you!

[07:34:29] Nice you!

[07:34:32] I would push him mate, but I've not got a leg to stand on.

[07:34:35] Yeah, you just get away.

[07:34:40] Oh, he's shooting me!

[07:34:42] And I'm down!

[07:34:44] Cos he's a fucking fat cunt.

[07:34:46] Two of him on that mountain.

[07:34:47] Two of them?

[07:34:48] Yeah, fat, angry little bastard.

[07:34:50] The bob coming down now.

[07:34:53] Fat, angry little cunts mate.

[07:34:55] Oh, you're shit.

[07:34:57] You're fucking shit.

[07:35:01] Back to the fucking lobby we go.

[07:35:12] You obviously have to sleep on stream, dickhead.

[07:35:21] Yeah, I mean, fucking hell.

[07:35:25] I mean, but it's not part of the plan.

[07:35:30] Max Pittman now on a Saturday night, what the fuck's going on there, Max, eh?

[07:35:38] Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

[07:35:42] do.

[07:35:43] Yo, Ace, I'm aware, mate.

[07:35:44] I'm

[07:35:52] What the plans for new years because it may look like I'm going to wacky warehouse

[07:35:59] Wacky warehouse, I do you want you to know you're a pedophile

[07:36:06] Why are you going wacky warehouse? I'm not I'm not I'm just saying that's how good my plans are

[07:36:11] Oh, okay, right. I'm with you

[07:36:14] Yeah, I'm gonna stream and I'm probably gonna go out after it.

[07:36:20] Meet the boys in town, come on, so so.

[07:36:29] I spoke to H, I did actually message him the other day.

[07:36:34] Oh, I've arrived, have you now?

[07:36:36] We're gonna get me actually wrapped, one minute.

[07:36:40] Oh, H is part of the movie, no chat.

[07:36:44] like it was like a it was like a

[07:36:51] Quentin Tantino film that's how

[07:36:53] good it was.

[07:36:57] You know what, yeah, I'm not

[07:37:02] hungry. I am hungry. I want

[07:37:04] something tasty, but I know I

[07:37:06] don't need to eat. I mean, I

[07:37:08] want like a chicken wrap or

[07:37:09] This is why I'm massive Jack. I'll just get it in now. Just why I like it's not January yet. Do I mean?

[07:37:21] No

[07:37:24] Did I I'm going for a run on Monday all floor for the gifted sub make all floor. Thank you

[07:37:33] Right I'm back

[07:37:35] Where are we going?

[07:37:37] Just this little louse. Perfect. No problem

[07:37:41] Yeah, if I give you my postcode we sound some good

[07:37:48] In Newcastle fans painful right now, I could only imagine me

[07:37:55] Well, you don't know that is me

[07:37:59] What do you think of the switch up our ins maids who the switch of our Amarins made

[07:38:07] I'm not a fan of it because he was so set on his way and that's what I believed in.

[07:38:25] I believed in him in his way.

[07:38:27] So he's had so many opportunities to change it.

[07:38:30] I still love him but my question is why now?

[07:38:36] Why why now because if he if he is open to change it was ever dental

[07:38:43] Right, it was ever dental that we couldn't play the 343 at the minute

[07:38:48] Made it because of injuries and stuff like that. I

[07:38:52] Hear it. I hear it

[07:38:55] But that 4-2-3-1 that we played

[07:38:59] Could have still been the 343

[07:39:01] You just put Dalor at right wing back you put dog with left wing back sure goes in its centre back

[07:39:06] There's your bat five with

[07:39:09] With heaven and Martinez then your middles Casimira new garter

[07:39:16] Mount cunha and sesco

[07:39:19] That you still have the 343 there. So yeah, it's interesting games a game all like within the games

[07:39:27] I mean depending on the map. I don't mind it

[07:39:29] But at the end of the day I don't actually care as long as we win and we outplayed Newcastle and Doggie was absolutely fantastic

[07:39:41] It weren't for heaven Doggie was mad at the match no no word of a lie

[07:39:51] I hope Mount's not injured. Well, he's fucking got off injured so I think he might be

[07:39:55] Well it might have been precautionary hopefully.

[07:40:00] I fucking hope it was.

[07:40:02] He's actually been mucking really good as well.

[07:40:06] Hang on, there we go.

[07:40:08] Ref was one of the match over here before King Goh again.

[07:40:11] The referee that was giving Newcastle everything was a game's Newcastle apparently.

[07:40:15] You just, honestly, you can't win.

[07:40:17] You were awful.

[07:40:18] Who were?

[07:40:19] You can't be on about Man United, Jola.

[07:40:21] How can we be that bad

[07:40:23] bad if we had 33% possession and more xg and more shots on target and argue you're actually the better team

[07:40:34] getting battered the full second half and players off the park getting battered you mean sitting back

[07:40:38] and defended yeah your shit and then the day you're moaning at the wrong person here

[07:40:46] you're moaning at the wrong person so definitely should have scored full second after what that's

[07:40:50] more. 100% Newcastle should have scored gold second half, it's just that they wish it

[07:40:55] had. Well exactly, therefore they shouldn't have

[07:40:57] scored. If they should have scored, they would have

[07:40:59] scored. Can't have the happy park of the bus at Old Trafford

[07:41:05] Shorela. Well, again this is where it comes back to I'm a

[07:41:08] realist fan and I understand we're missing eight of our

[07:41:10] starting eleven. So it's fine.

[07:41:13] down me and then when it went when I'm well and I'm I don't come back and my

[07:41:23] right we're just going fucking with a lot you're new there yeah yeah man I

[07:41:29] just don't think I've got fucking fingers a pariler I've eaten for one

[07:41:34] I'm fine. Hello.

[07:41:48] Where the fuck was I?

[07:41:53] I didn't even get the kill for that.

[07:41:57] I'm not wearing a blindfold, Charlie, but cheers mate.

[07:42:00] hit the blind phone off he's got close to the ground

[07:42:08] get the fuck out of the game you shitgun

[07:42:12] who the fuck are you bushing

[07:42:16] who the fuck are you bushing though

[07:42:18] like you son of

[07:42:23] i'll take a look when i get a chance or else sorry pal

[07:42:26] I mean why why why are you why are you coming push me like that if you're not on it if you're on it

[07:42:34] I accept it if you're not on it don't push it yeah I'm saying yeah I got no healer balls what's

[07:42:44] some ever. There's minutes I know I didn't get the fuck out of there first. Your fucking

[07:43:00] shit leave the game and uninstall bro you sound 12

[07:43:12] is that a gun or a cheese chow it's hurt

[07:43:20] yeah that was that for the guy that I just fucking killed in it he's fuming I

[07:43:25] gilded him has to be before I get you up I'm gonna go and get some heels just in

[07:43:33] case

[07:43:35] so I'm pushing you around on it bending machine there they go has to have

[07:43:42] something in it come on you know what I can't wait for 226

[07:43:47] me why I'll take a rest oh no why must that's from enough can you hear me yeah

[07:43:53] clear oh no no

[07:43:58] I see she just get off fuck on me why flies gone off you know they couldn't

[07:44:03] after I kissed her there and this guy you know if I he's got me phone and

[07:44:07] everything oh no oh no no

[07:44:12] Bye streams, crash jake, I'm rifting.

[07:44:16] The wifi's gone off.

[07:44:19] You're joking.

[07:44:20] I'm serious.

[07:44:21] Is that Freelon or something like that?

[07:44:23] What are you going to do mate?

[07:44:26] Why am I still in discord though?

[07:44:29] Okay mate, your phone's probably automatically switched to data.

[07:44:34] Cracked.

[07:44:36] Yeah, wifi's gone down, soul's mine as well.

[07:44:39] Oh it's virgin.

[07:44:41] Virgin!

[07:44:42] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[07:44:44] Yeah, fucky!

[07:44:45] I love Virgin actually, and I think they've got a great broadband,

[07:44:48] and I think if anyone would love to work with Virgin,

[07:44:51] I would definitely not fucking throw that out the window,

[07:44:53] and I think they're absolutely exceptional.

[07:44:56] I'm joking, I can't lie, I will fucking say it.

[07:44:58] It is wank.

[07:45:05] Why, why are you originating, I wanna say?

[07:45:08] I can't say, just in case of any upcoming deals.

[07:45:11] Love Sky Broadband

[07:45:15] You know what I think I quite like

[07:45:18] Sky Broadband

[07:45:21] No, you don't use fucking off of a date. No, I don't know if you weren't

[07:45:27] Give me the fucking play there. Oh, I'm still in your game. That's why I don't understand. I'm still in the game

[07:45:33] He's gonna be game

[07:45:35] I'm still in the game. He's pop of the Jake in stream. What are you? Oh, mate?

[07:45:39] Just ban him. Honestly, just ban him. He's the definition of fucking brain-rime.

[07:45:43] Just get rid of it. I'm banning him in yours as well.

[07:45:45] You can't have people like you through and take. That's bad.

[07:45:47] What's he done? What's he done?

[07:45:49] No, he can just tell he's nine years old. You shouldn't be on Twitch.

[07:45:52] Oh, I'm back. I think I'm back.

[07:45:53] Ah, fucking up, no.

[07:45:56] Shut, refresh. Refresh.

[07:46:01] Be fucking back in a minute when I reboot you.

[07:46:04] Fucking leather.

[07:46:05] Oh, thank you, mate.

[07:46:06] Always.

[07:46:09] He's back. Yeah, you're back now. Oh nice one. Sorry about that. Oh two chug jugs.

[07:46:18] All sculpted out. I'll be with you that. Chug jugs are going full off. Yeah, he said

[07:46:26] he said he weren't making enough money off his stream so he ended mad in it. That is

[07:46:34] man so crazy the guy that's just dropped off my order yeah he's gonna have

[07:46:41] to come and drop off me second order but I did I did look for your warning

[07:46:47] saying that mine might have to go on because you ended stream and you didn't

[07:46:53] give away PS5 there's multiple reasons I don't understand where this joke

[07:46:58] coming from because you know you've got to give one away that's why we're doing

[07:47:02] it in yours as well yeah no could that yeah could I'm doing a raffle and I

[07:47:07] forgot to do it yesterday so I'm gonna go stream today the mind actually

[07:47:11] the answer there's not a thing yeah where's this chug chug by the way you

[07:47:15] got the cameos apparently I've got on the answer apparently you're not doing

[07:47:19] people's cameos as well no that's not true well someone at the winning game

[07:47:23] so that ball is that all went and I think it wouldn't we might be one

[07:47:26] it actually said that apparently you've not even done a cameo I've tried doing as many

[07:47:33] and I can stick up for you as much as I want and as much as I can Jake but I know them cameos

[07:47:38] aren't fucking flying in let's be fucking real you could have done it I'm being serious

[07:47:44] I've got a lot more than I ever expected I mean I couldn't believe it no I know but

[07:47:49] you could have done it though couldn't you wanted to you could have it would have

[07:47:54] Preventing me from if you wanted to you cut off if you really cared about the money you would off

[07:48:01] If I really really cared about the money

[07:48:05] Yeah, they're money

[07:48:07] No, no, they don't get the money back when it expires, you know

[07:48:11] No, no, no, they actually don't

[07:48:14] I'm surely don't chat anyone who's had a cameo from myself or jakey's expired you get your money back on

[07:48:20] I'm sure you don't get the full amount back

[07:48:22] This will be, they do get the full amount back.

[07:48:24] I'm genuinely sure, no they don't see, yeah.

[07:48:26] It changes to credit so they lose the money.

[07:48:28] Fuck off.

[07:48:29] Yeah.

[07:48:31] No.

[07:48:32] See?

[07:48:34] This is why I stopped, this is why I stopped the minute.

[07:48:37] That's a fucking ridiculous, that.

[07:48:39] Oh, you love cameo.

[07:48:40] Holly!

[07:48:42] Feminist and gifted, Holly!

[07:48:43] We love you, Holly!

[07:48:45] We do!

[07:48:46] We love you, Holly!

[07:48:47] We do!

[07:48:48] Love you, Holly!

[07:48:49] We do!

[07:48:50] Oh, Holly!

[07:48:51] We love you quality thank you love

[07:48:54] Yeah, that's why I start doing it cuz I was fucking restock me feet and couldn't get through more

[07:48:58] And people messaging me going

[07:49:03] No

[07:49:07] I'll try it mate, but I can't fucking do everything

[07:49:09] I don't know what I'm doing, shot.

[07:49:16] Gee, he cancelled two times on my dart, I said he couldn't be bothered.

[07:49:29] Mental.

[07:49:30] I must shot.

[07:49:31] I said he couldn't be bothered mental

[07:49:36] I'm a shot

[07:49:41] Getting there Mohammed

[07:49:46] Nearly hit

[07:49:51] Careful, he's really good with that sniper

[07:50:26] So would you have a go with that sniper?

[07:50:30] Yeah not that good though.

[07:50:33] Shoot me now on our beds.

[07:50:40] He needs to play back rooms again if you're up for it.

[07:50:45] Yeah if there's more levels 100%.

[07:50:47] It's all been sold anyway.

[07:50:50] Is it definitely more level chariot?

[07:50:55] I'll be fucking through to you in a minute.

[07:51:07] God, I'm tired of me.

[07:51:12] Yeah, sorry about my stream, um, shitting itself, chap.

[07:51:15] It's the way that it really went off.

[07:51:21] Then we get a notification again, though.

[07:51:25] Oh, you're- you're- what is she?

[07:51:34] What the fuck?

[07:51:35] It's me, Harrison.

[07:51:37] Harrison?

[07:51:38] Jake.

[07:51:39] Fuck.

[07:51:40] So-

[07:51:41] Shake me self.

[07:51:42] You're okay, Harrison.

[07:51:43] How you doing mate?

[07:51:44] You good?

[07:51:45] Yeah, I'm she good.

[07:51:46] Thanks.

[07:51:47] Well, I'm absolutely honest to be speaking to you.

[07:51:48] Have a great Christmas.

[07:51:49] Oh, it was brilliant.

[07:51:50] Thank you, Jake.

[07:51:51] Yeah, it was yours mate.

[07:51:52] It was unbelievable.

[07:51:53] Why not?

[07:51:57] Yes, Harry Sun, you okay mate?

[07:52:01] Yeah, here we go. Here comes J.K. Bean, Disabledist.

[07:52:06] Let me guess, he's called you a fucking Ewok already from Star Wars.

[07:52:11] Said you're an un-pull-umper out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[07:52:14] He said it all about it.

[07:52:16] He's a little short-ass fucking idiot. He says it all then.

[07:52:20] Alright James, fuck you.

[07:52:21] It's not on the food that he calls you, it's not on what he calls you.

[07:52:25] As you hear that then, is your pip coming yet? It's nearly 12.

[07:52:28] Oh no, it is 12. It makes me sick that...

[07:52:31] That is, yeah, do you know what?

[07:52:32] I could buy the time I even clicked and firm a message.

[07:52:36] They come up with,

[07:52:37] Jakey Davis does not request,

[07:52:39] does not accept requests from these certain type of people.

[07:52:42] See what I mean?

[07:52:42] And do you know what he means by these certain type of people, don't you?

[07:52:45] Yep, he means people of different ethnicity or people of different age.

[07:52:50] Exactly. Can I tell you a bit about Jakey? I'm a bit dead, but I'll tell you this.

[07:52:57] If he sees a disabled space that's not been parked and you purposely parked in it...

[07:53:03] Holy! Feminine 10 again, you're my god! Gordly, you sexy bitch!

[07:53:08] Thank you very much, I appreciate that. Thank you.

[07:53:13] What was that? Sorry, Harrison.

[07:53:16] I actually went shopping the other day. Yeah. Yeah, I can't even believe where did you go gap kids?

[07:53:24] Sorry, did you go to gap?

[07:53:28] No, no, what's that bit you added on the in there? Oh

[07:53:32] In the in no no I said gap meds the one in the midlands. Oh

[07:53:38] If I say

[07:53:41] Chin you make

[07:53:46] I think he was off and changed no, sorry, and I think that's what the jake jake jake me that that was a test

[07:53:51] Jake in the fact you've laughed at that it makes me sick

[07:53:53] Makes me sick. I knew that ginger's gonna do that. Exactly. This was our part of the fucking test and you failed it

[07:54:02] Oh my god, he knows you can't walk what's a prick

[07:54:06] What's a prick rushed off his feet? Why is that cuz he's on our wheels you disgusting little fucker you make me sick

[07:54:14] you make me sick you do you dirty fucker honestly oh my god you should have

[07:54:24] still he just messes me what he just messes me what did I actually get for

[07:54:30] Christmas a new clump what the fuck oh my god oh my god yeah oh my god makes

[07:54:43] me sick he's a person Jake he's a person sorry about this Harrison no I don't agree with

[07:54:58] this at all I'm just fucking disgusting you know so do I oh thanks I was gonna ask you

[07:55:05] Is that your dad's TikTok account, the behind the scenes one?

[07:55:10] Oh, I assume he's not talking to me.

[07:55:13] Cos he... No, I was talking to you just a moment.

[07:55:16] Well, of course he's next to you, Harrison.

[07:55:19] No, no, no, nothing. I just thought it's after your dad or there's someone stalking your house, mate.

[07:55:23] Yeah, he filmed me in the bathroom today.

[07:55:25] What the fuck?

[07:55:26] He's not nice when you're on the other hand, is it, Jake?

[07:55:29] No, not really.

[07:55:31] It's not doing it to your fucking neighbours and your weirdo.

[07:55:33] Yeah, that's all I wanted to say, Jake, you need to sort it out because you're not taking

[07:55:41] requests from certain types of people or I just think they're psychome, they're Jake.

[07:55:46] Harrison?

[07:55:47] Yep.

[07:55:48] I was going to be clear, that's not the case, and you know it's not, okay?

[07:55:53] Alright, listen mate, I just don't think it's acceptable because you know, someone

[07:55:58] of your style-

[07:55:59] Private Moj!

[07:56:00] Thank you very much private mosh mate.

[07:56:05] Legend.

[07:56:06] Thank you very much mosh, you're a fucking gulk.

[07:56:10] Thank you ma'am.

[07:56:11] Yep, it's you sir.

[07:56:12] Thank you very much private mosh mate.

[07:56:14] Do you got your stuff in straight?

[07:56:16] Yeah.

[07:56:17] Was it?

[07:56:18] It's a charity.

[07:56:20] Yeah, what's the charity help, mate?

[07:56:22] I don't think James could tell you.

[07:56:25] Don't ever, ever, ever insult me like that again.

[07:56:28] I'm not stupid, you just want me to answer it because you don't know?

[07:56:33] No, no, I'm gone.

[07:56:35] I know I don't know.

[07:56:37] You don't know, make me sick.

[07:56:39] I'm not going to sit here and fucking entertain that.

[07:56:43] No, sorry, so what is it? Can you tell us?

[07:56:46] It's a charity, I just told you that.

[07:56:48] What charity?

[07:56:49] The one that's suffered, raised his millions for and raised 17.5 million for today.

[07:56:53] All got a sub here.

[07:56:55] Dillard, 5-7-E mate, Casey, 5-2-gifted, love.

[07:56:58] Oh, fucking hell, you-

[07:57:00] Miss 5.

[07:57:00] Connor, Phil Pop, 5-5-5, mate.

[07:57:02] Sorry, I missed it, bro, but you're a legend.

[07:57:04] Thank you very much, mate.

[07:57:05] I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm doing you, mate.

[07:57:06] Thank you, bro.

[07:57:07] Is there going to be a time limit where you just give up?

[07:57:09] Oh, no.

[07:57:13] Fucking hell, mate.

[07:57:14] I hope that's the one that you're still talking about, there.

[07:57:16] Oh, yeah, it is, yep, yep.

[07:57:18] Oh, thank you.

[07:57:19] Yeah, no problem.

[07:57:20] Alright, then, well, I'll leave you two to it,

[07:57:22] but you have a fucking beautiful string, Ginge.

[07:57:25] Hey, I will do thank you very much mate.

[07:57:26] I just thought mine off shall I Harrison?

[07:57:28] Yep. Goodbye Jake.

[07:57:30] Bye mate.

[07:57:32] I'm just gonna go and um...

[07:57:34] I'm just gonna go and watch you call it, have me tease that alright?

[07:57:37] Yeah, you're gonna have your tea, you enjoy that.

[07:57:38] Legend, thank you mate, I'll see you in a bit.

[07:57:40] Alright, bye bye.

[07:57:43] Chat on one end.

[07:57:45] Right, what do we watch chat? What shall we watch while we're having our scram?

[07:58:18] Um, 4.

[07:58:25] Oh referee apologizes to Jinx, that's interesting.

[07:58:29] Cost us three points but apologised to Jinx for that.

[07:58:33] Apologised really does me a nice thing, doesn't it?

[07:58:38] Villa Chelsea, I did watch that.

[07:58:43] fresh and see what else is there. What is? Probably something, let me show you. I closed

[07:59:08] college 13 go keep a howler's, I've got a feeling I'll be a fucking fair few. I'm not

[07:59:12] watching 22 kids in counting.

[07:59:16] Oh, I'm sure Hart's were at the top of the league

[07:59:19] and I know that'll be interesting.

[07:59:25] Ooh.

[07:59:37] Anyone's up even not, oh, Pies vlog.

[07:59:39] No, I already watched the best one I watched.

[07:59:42] I lost but what we know I asked no bright and gone them. I watched this shit

[07:59:58] You're gonna get a goal or assist today

[08:00:00] It's a huge moment.

[08:00:02] Just put your foot through it and hit the target.

[08:00:04] It does that.

[08:00:05] I think he scores.

[08:00:08] Go on, Conniff.

[08:00:09] I've had a 10-gifted, mate.

[08:00:11] Fucking legend, Conniff.

[08:00:12] Honestly, bro, thank you so much, man.

[08:00:14] I appreciate you all a lot, mate.

[08:00:15] Honestly, thank you.

[08:00:16] A lot of goal.

[08:00:19] Hey, thank you so much, Conniff, mate.

[08:00:21] For me, and I've got Yorkshire pudding stuffed

[08:00:24] with Christmas dinner, potato tots, and a Yorkshire wrap.

[08:00:27] You better make sure Kruger has the right touch here.

[08:00:30] Hey, thank you very much. I honestly kind of thank you, man. You're legend. Thank you, mate.

[08:00:35] Pathetic.

[08:00:51] Oh!

[08:00:52] Yeah, I'm gonna give the law or for the five gifts in love

[08:01:00] Thank you very much Laura where from some place. No, no

[08:01:03] Oh, my god. What say offside?

[08:01:06] What I say nice

[08:01:08] Reckon from the gifted mate

[08:01:10] Erin I couldn't give a fork

[08:01:12] I'm not answer

[08:01:16] That's a beautiful flick that

[08:01:22] go on Chelsea Louise 5 out of 5 love I appreciate that Chelsea oh my god what is he doing hey

[08:01:31] thank you very much Chelsea love I appreciate that right must be a fucking decent game

[08:01:39] has to be a decent gamer

[08:01:42] or a decent video

[08:01:56] rex them

[08:01:59] or we have a free one down

[08:02:04] right of save

[08:02:07] the one that's not asked

[08:02:09] syreeki likes a good maraud

[08:02:11] oh that's a beautiful

[08:02:13] oh my god

[08:02:15] have to finish

[08:02:17] fabulous piece of improvisation

[08:02:25] who is making

[08:02:27] double act work

[08:02:29] fantastically

[08:02:31] and the run of goals continues

[08:02:33] but few have been as stylish as that

[08:02:37] mate where have we been up can you be yours

[08:02:44] they're attacking it with zest

[08:02:47] backpulls! 1-1

[08:02:51] 3-1 down, crazy 2-in-4, 7-5-3

[08:02:58] Windas pulling it back

[08:03:01] and the defender left helpless

[08:03:06] it's a reekie

[08:03:10] I'm for again how many did he score

[08:03:13] well every chance he gets he takes it

[08:03:17] what an astonishing start to the game here in the race course

[08:03:20] it's in a brilliant goalscoring position but again the supply line

[08:03:24] Femi-Sariki this is a brilliant delivery into the box

[08:03:29] the Vorgers out wide he's not really closed down they don't get close enough to him

[08:03:33] The timing in the run is outstanding and they the control the composure in the finish not easy when you've got a bouncing ball

[08:03:39] But the Seriki's delivery Banford knew Seriki would try and kick him out and it was so brilliantly

[08:03:48] It's Holly's out near near

[08:03:51] Oh water. Is that the third one for free one?

[08:03:55] It's strike and presented it to him

[08:03:59] He's moving sprinting into an attacking position. He's got away from his man

[08:04:02] That's why he gets to the ball first this a bit of good fortune

[08:04:06] Maybe it comes off there to keep him warm, but if I don't make you cover one in the league

[08:04:10] I honestly I wouldn't mind that

[08:04:12] Calamity has ran away from for Matty James

[08:04:15] I'd love cost to win the league a lot cost nothing

[08:04:18] I mean some might break his way then he's brave as well to get sandwiched

[08:04:25] are you top of the league at the minute? I don't know, oh come, is it close in points?

[08:05:23] right position to square the game up incredible Broadhead now Windows has

[08:05:31] space and Windows has a shot on him and it's followed up by Broadhead

[08:05:38] Charlie obviously I'm going to give it a not got round to do it yet are we aware

[08:05:43] it's been fucking Christmas I've got all my things to do. Brode won a grand you

[08:05:47] can get it just chill. Always going to keep his side, always going to keep his side there.

[08:05:58] Go on Tasha Rose, 35 gifted love. Go on Tasha. Oh my god what a finish. Hey thank you very

[08:06:16] That is shit defending and shit goalkeeping in my opinion.

[08:06:23] Thank you, Tasha.

[08:06:29] That's fucking poor defending.

[08:06:38] and rex him now with victory in sight

[08:06:43] he's one of the worlds fucking hell

[08:06:48] get after that mate

[08:06:52] that's a penalty if I've ever seen it

[08:06:56] that's a fucking definite penalty

[08:07:00] he's adamant that he actually gets something on the ball

[08:07:02] this will give us a better view of it

[08:07:04] Again bursting forward I just wonder what is there any real

[08:07:08] There on Thomas and he gets a touch on the ball

[08:07:10] Is he maybe looking to go to ground as he actually taken out? I think he's falling before

[08:07:14] Paddle that

[08:07:18] Fucking suck, zip lock, it's a paddle lock

[08:07:25] Well, the man who was doubtful until a couple of hours before kickoff

[08:07:30] We love you, Kaitlyn! We love you, Kaitlyn! We love you, Kaitlyn! We do! Oh, Kaitlyn! We love you! God, you fucking sexy cow!

[08:07:46] Oh, my God!

[08:07:50] Kaitlyn, thank you very much, but I appreciate the 25.

[08:07:54] You're an absolute legend. Thank you so much, Kaitlyn.

[08:07:58] Fuck

[08:08:01] Hey, thank you very much. Honestly, thank you love. I appreciate that a lot Caitlyn. You're fucking legend

[08:08:08] Thank you very much, they call seriously fucking have a long man. Oh my god. We've not watched that yet

[08:08:20] No

[08:08:22] Caitlyn thank you very much. I could not give any flying fox about others field

[08:08:28] Excuse me.

[08:08:44] Hey, Caitlin, honestly, thank you so much, Caitlin. Thank you, love.

[08:08:49] 4DFive and 28.

[08:08:58] today while harry and will have got the full 1000 pound budget i've already

[08:09:03] ensured victory today because things can only go downhill after we spent an hour

[08:09:08] at an apri ski bar

[08:09:15] how's he got a 50 quid i was at 50 quid i had 50 pounds to do all of this

[08:09:21] swim so i've really had to just kind of wait for alcohol i've scavenged my home

[08:09:25] Mav.

[08:09:26] Christmas decorations, out-of-date alcohol, a fondue set and anything without a heartbeat in the fridge to dip into cheese.

[08:09:33] Oh my god, we got outfits as well!

[08:09:34] Ooh, I love these, yeah.

[08:09:36] Yeah, these will all probably be extra small boys, so...

[08:09:39] Just how I like them.

[08:09:40] Put a fork.

[08:09:40] Okay.

[08:09:41] Extra big boys.

[08:09:42] Oh wow.

[08:09:46] You have them.

[08:09:50] You have a problem.

[08:09:51] Stephen, I haven't realised that you don't actually like cheese about an hour before.

[08:09:55] I love super dry jackets so, one more.

[08:09:58] We've got a nice assortment of breads, we've got cucumber, we've got tomatoes.

[08:10:03] I love the attention to detail.

[08:10:05] Thank you very much.

[08:10:06] Not bad.

[08:10:07] Anyone else just goes for cheese.

[08:10:08] Nope.

[08:10:09] No!

[08:10:10] Really, boy?

[08:10:11] Big.

[08:10:12] It's not even melted yet.

[08:10:15] Where's the light switch?

[08:10:16] The light switch.

[08:10:17] I thought you had light.

[08:10:19] I've not seen that.

[08:10:20] Has he got any video about Karl?

[08:10:21] I love watching Karls.

[08:10:22] No, that's part of my punch, my room guys.

[08:10:26] Stop it.

[08:10:27] Have you seen the, er, when people like try and eat ham?

[08:10:30] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[08:10:33] What do you see in these things?

[08:10:36] It's meant to wander.

[08:10:39] Oh my god, oh my god.

[08:10:41] What are you doing?

[08:10:43] What are you saying to these things?

[08:10:45] It's meant to be one day.

[08:10:47] What?

[08:10:51] Oh my god.

[08:10:53] I actually don't understand how we've gone from watching Carl Frieze as a kid,

[08:10:57] and then we're watching him eat food now,

[08:10:59] and it just bangs as well.

[08:11:03] Touch your rose, touch your rose, touch your rose.

[08:11:07] It's not a bad gift, did love.

[08:11:09] Thank you, Tasha.

[08:11:11] If he's not gone to burgerism...

[08:11:19] Slap and pick-on. Never had this.

[08:11:29] Turn it up, I'm gone.

[08:11:31] It's kind of...

[08:11:32] If you know London, it's kind of like a bit of a box-park vibe.

[08:11:35] But I am excited to try it.

[08:11:37] They had Coca Cola cherries, so that's a win.

[08:11:40] I haven't had one for four years.

[08:11:43] It's a small place.

[08:11:45] There are small ones that don't have their entire restaurant, things like that.

[08:11:49] They can often be the best ones.

[08:11:51] So I'm excited for it.

[08:11:54] Well, I've got two here because G-Films said he wanted to have this one here now.

[08:12:00] Off the rip.

[08:12:01] They've gone for the double patty smash.

[08:12:04] I've always said, when it comes to a burger, it's important that you get the ratios right.

[08:12:08] So when you are going for a double patty, instantly, you're sure that the ratios are right.

[08:12:14] They've actually got lettuce in this one.

[08:12:16] I feel like it's been a while since I've had a lettuce.

[08:12:18] Ratios are right for me there.

[08:12:24] Let me say, the beef is wonderful.

[08:12:26] I've mentioned it before, but see when it's sort of slipping sides of you.

[08:12:29] Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. I know with a lot of that came out the back when you bit into it.

[08:12:34] Look at that, they're back there!

[08:12:36] Time for the G-Film test.

[08:12:39] I like it. I think it's good.

[08:12:40] And compared to FunSoul, Dexaburger, London's...

[08:12:43] Jack, give it a run, mate, one bite, thank you, Jack!

[08:12:47] It is really nice, there's just too much...

[08:12:49] Too much sauce.

[08:12:50] Show you more, John, I feel the ratio is a bit off, actually.

[08:12:53] It's just unlimited sauce.

[08:12:55] What is the sauce?

[08:12:56] I don't know exactly how to explain it, but the sauce is nice.

[08:13:00] There's just way too much of it.

[08:13:02] Great beef patties.

[08:13:04] I do just think the fact that their normal cheeseburger is a double, it just puts me off.

[08:13:09] I think everywhere should just do a single pass because the ratio gets all over the place.

[08:13:13] And in the bun, because there's so much sauce, it just all gets a bit like squishy and soggy, but

[08:13:20] it's an okay burger. I can see why people really like it and I can see why it's on a top burger.

[08:13:25] I'm just not sure it's gonna come close to the top one here in Manchester. I don't think it

[08:13:31] I don't think it should be competing for the title, the most important thing, I don't think it should be competing for the most prestigious award in the world.

[08:13:39] Next up it's time to meet up with an old friend and visit what a Manchester's most talked about burger spots.

[08:13:46] Okay, next spot, we're here. Now I needed to bring in somebody with some local language.

[08:13:52] And that is my good friend, Oliver Ball.

[08:13:56] How's it going sir?

[08:13:57] Very good.

[08:13:58] Good to see you.

[08:13:59] to see you. You're an older man than when I last saw you.

[08:14:04] I am. You saw me as a 16.

[08:14:06] Don't say I saw you as a 16 year old.

[08:14:08] Anyways, we're here at Burgerism.

[08:14:10] We're going to try one of these and you're going to give me

[08:14:12] your honest review and my honest review.

[08:14:15] Are you down to be honest? You're going to be honest.

[08:14:16] I'm always honest. Good man.

[08:14:18] All right, here we go.

[08:14:20] Ollie will not be honest because he's on the fucking payroll.

[08:14:23] Do not ignore not unless it's the way he says.

[08:14:25] Let's pick out.

[08:14:27] I've been told to come here and try a burger so it's really good.

[08:14:32] Yes.

[08:14:33] Yeah.

[08:14:34] Would you say this is the best in Manchester?

[08:14:35] I'd say.

[08:14:36] Did you say on it?

[08:14:37] Yeah, I've already told you that.

[08:14:38] Yeah, that's why we're here.

[08:14:39] Amazing.

[08:14:40] Those four patties.

[08:14:41] No pickles.

[08:14:42] That's big.

[08:14:43] I don't have anything.

[08:14:44] Wait, so wait.

[08:14:45] Your regular is two.

[08:14:46] Yeah.

[08:14:47] Your regular is two patties.

[08:14:48] See, that's already like, what are we doing?

[08:14:50] What are we doing here?

[08:14:51] What do you want?

[08:14:52] Cheese.

[08:14:53] And then we go, no onion, no pickle, no lettuce, no tomato, keep the sauce.

[08:14:57] What do you mean, kids burger?

[08:14:59] Are you keeping the sauce?

[08:15:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[08:15:02] Do you want a gluten-friendly one?

[08:15:04] What's the need for a tomato lettuce?

[08:15:07] It ruins it.

[08:15:08] This is ridiculous.

[08:15:09] It ruins it.

[08:15:10] I can't believe you've got another chicken burger.

[08:15:11] I'm eating a burger for the meat and cheese.

[08:15:13] A chicken burger is the best burger they do.

[08:15:17] The chicken burger is the best burger they do.

[08:15:20] Right, let's see if this is yours.

[08:15:22] I mean yours will be the lighter one, I would imagine.

[08:15:24] It should have, it should have, enjoyed written on the...

[08:15:27] That's a crime.

[08:15:27] It should have enjoyed written on the lid.

[08:15:29] That is good.

[08:15:30] I hope your dress is that.

[08:15:31] And you get a sweet in the back.

[08:15:33] That is a crime.

[08:15:33] I've not even got the sweet out.

[08:15:35] Oh, it comes in an awe-

[08:15:36] See, enjoyed.

[08:15:37] There you go.

[08:15:37] Not seen one of these in a long time.

[08:15:40] Just, just...

[08:15:41] He fucking worked with him a month ago.

[08:15:42] He fucking has.

[08:15:43] I've actually been in the jungle since that night.

[08:15:45] Just let it, let it get to your nose.

[08:15:47] Right.

[08:15:48] Just...

[08:15:49] Well, I mean, open it a little bit.

[08:15:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[08:15:52] That's smelling an envelope.

[08:15:53] All right, here we are

[08:15:56] In true Manchester fashion, just a normal cheeseburger is a double patty

[08:16:01] Which is quite outrageous. And the double is four. And the double is four, which is absolutely out of the box

[08:16:07] Look how flat yours has got nothing in it. That's all you need. I'm here to taste a burger. There's a lot riding on this. Cheers, mate. Cheers. Cheers.

[08:16:13] Three, two, one

[08:16:18] I wonder what you said here. What are you feeling? I'm liking the seasoning

[08:16:23] It's so good.

[08:16:29] The seasoning is there.

[08:16:30] I'm getting flavours through.

[08:16:32] It's unbelievable.

[08:16:34] Honestly.

[08:16:35] I can't stop.

[08:16:36] I told myself before, ain't it?

[08:16:37] We'll just have one bite and then say here it is.

[08:16:43] I'm missing my fifth bite.

[08:16:45] I know it's ganky.

[08:16:47] The patty's not too smashed, which is good.

[08:16:50] The flavour in it is good but once again, the slide is a bit, that's a bit picky, come

[08:16:58] on, that is rogue, what is this, it's got sauce on it now, you are a fat cunt, the tomatoes

[08:17:06] are good.

[08:17:07] Do you know what I like, you've done that all the way, you've actually got a fast

[08:17:10] cunt round of yours, I like that, you've really got your vocabulary in your mouth.

[08:17:14] Do you not think?

[08:17:15] I like the sauce. I like the cheese. I like the patties. Buns evaporated. What have you been

[08:17:28] eating it? What do you mean? Nah, look at the... Where's it gone? What do you mean I'm

[08:17:35] going to... It's just a fucking lettuce. Don't make me seem like a pig. It's not on.

[08:17:40] Just because you've got nothing to come out of your burp.

[08:17:43] I don't like wasting food.

[08:17:44] That's fine.

[08:17:45] I can fucking tell.

[08:17:47] Oh, you knob!

[08:17:48] Yeah.

[08:17:49] You knob!

[08:17:50] This burger isn't worth riding to, I was thought.

[08:17:52] I'm not even gonna say anything.

[08:17:53] That is nowhere worth riding to, I was thought.

[08:17:55] It's disgusting.

[08:17:56] Oh yeah, it's full-dose burgers,

[08:17:57] so I could just call you fat for half an hour.

[08:17:59] You know what I mean?

[08:18:00] I haven't done that.

[08:18:01] You have?

[08:18:02] I fucking haven't.

[08:18:03] You should see the ones off, camera.

[08:18:04] Soon as I walk up to you, what's up, Fatty?

[08:18:07] This is an insane level of gas, right?

[08:18:09] I don't want the milkshake

[08:18:12] See what I mean back at it again

[08:18:14] No, I'm saying, there ain't no milkshakes in there

[08:18:18] This is solid. Where the fuck?

[08:18:20] For a hole in a wall

[08:18:22] I can't eat that, don't be a fucking pig

[08:18:24] It is, mate, it is my fucking pig

[08:18:26] Am I trekking across the country?

[08:18:28] I shouldn't have ordered the actual wrap

[08:18:30] I've made myself look like a right fucking greedy cunt

[08:18:32] That little spot though

[08:18:34] Really question, mate

[08:18:36] Anyway, I've got an apple cumbler and that's grass to get you

[08:18:38] He's called it Doug's Burgers.

[08:18:40] Well, I say apple crumble.

[08:18:41] I can only see fucking custard at the minute.

[08:18:43] You're the owner.

[08:18:46] All right, so we're going to be testing out the classic burger.

[08:18:50] And that's those pesky old pickles.

[08:18:52] But otherwise, I decided to try these dogs.

[08:18:54] I'm loving the brandy in this place.

[08:18:56] It feels like really nice, really neat, really clean.

[08:18:59] And that does make a big difference when you go to somewhere.

[08:19:01] Anyways, kindly enough.

[08:19:02] They're letting you go.

[08:19:03] I didn't even know I was doing my check.

[08:19:04] I'm the owner next.

[08:19:05] Let me know if there's any secrets.

[08:19:06] We make our own beef salt.

[08:19:08] So we get all of our beast trim, we dehydrate it, and put it into a salt and use that to see what's going on.

[08:19:13] Oh my god, that does look fucking good.

[08:19:15] Okay, here we go. Right, Doug has Doug.

[08:19:19] That does look good.

[08:19:20] That's fine as hell, so it's looking like a pretty good one.

[08:19:21] You're eating apple crumble, you faggot.

[08:19:23] Oh, I think I just ruined it though. Now you just ruined it yourself, man.

[08:19:29] I just ruined it.

[08:19:30] The flavor's nice.

[08:19:32] I feel like it should be crispier on the edges though, if we're being honest.

[08:19:35] I feel like if you're doing a smash burger,

[08:19:38] These bits have to be crispy.

[08:19:39] Oh, go for a bit.

[08:19:41] Ah, just guy, you're fucking much better, you mate.

[08:19:44] Look how smashed down the bottom was already fine.

[08:19:45] Thank you very much, brother.

[08:19:46] I appreciate it.

[08:19:47] 33 fucking months, mate.

[08:19:49] What a fucking life.

[08:19:51] Thank you, mate.

[08:19:52] Reach, give it a 15.

[08:19:53] Taxi mode's better, brand new tier one.

[08:19:54] What a fucking gift before you touch yourself.

[08:19:56] What a legend.

[08:19:57] Thank you, Taxi.

[08:19:58] Can we go on 21 as well, mate?

[08:20:00] Very important.

[08:20:01] But when that is the number one favorite

[08:20:04] that I'm getting through in a burgey.

[08:20:08] I don't know if that's money as you guys know and a lot of these places I like to check out how good their websites are

[08:20:13] So let's have a little look at guns

[08:20:16] Hey

[08:20:17] Take two to tango

[08:20:20] Fucking knew it

[08:20:22] advert

[08:20:24] Fucking check the website. You didn't check the websites of the other ones

[08:20:29] It's select fuck off fuck off for your shit ads

[08:20:38] And I might have blown off Brioche plans, you know

[08:20:44] There's plastic in the apple crumble

[08:20:54] What the fuck am I eating?

[08:20:57] No, it's not a bad one

[08:20:59] For seven quid

[08:21:00] You're not gonna complain

[08:21:01] I should know I like to check out the fucking website

[08:21:04] The next burger spot is called Almost Famous. It's a bit too close to home, that one.

[08:21:10] So we're here at a place called Almost Famous. Now, this was one of the most popular ones when I asked people for burger spots in Manchester on my Instagram.

[08:21:19] Although, having just spoken to a couple of lads there, they get message from my favourite takeaway.

[08:21:24] I've never heard of this place before. But, who knows? I guess we'll look.

[08:21:29] What they got? Oh, juicy double.

[08:21:31] Everything is a double cheeseburger in Manchester.

[08:21:34] Death to the double.

[08:21:37] The ratios are all off.

[08:21:39] ["Double Cheeseburger in Manchester"]

[08:21:43] All right guys, we're here.

[08:21:44] It's almost famous.

[08:21:46] And it's time to try their famous burger, I suppose.

[08:21:49] I mean, off the whip, so much sauce.

[08:21:54] Yeah, there's just so much.

[08:21:55] It just, I don't know what it is about.

[08:21:57] You want a posh burger, fuck off to a Michelin star fucking restaurant. You're in Manchester.

[08:22:07] You want a fucking burger, you're gonna get a burger. What is this fucking two-month sauce,

[08:22:10] bullshit? Ask it for less sauce. This is exactly why he's a southern knobhead. He's not actually

[08:22:18] a do-love cow, but he's being a prick here.

[08:22:20] They're serving their sauce. They love sauce even when it goes like this.

[08:22:24] You want to put it on a set?

[08:22:25] Oh look at it dripping out the bottom, fuck off!

[08:22:28] You can see that, there's a lot of those cheese patties, but look at this off the bottom.

[08:22:33] Anyway, so let's try this.

[08:22:34] That's what a fucking burger's about!

[08:22:40] The sauces and the cheese aren't as overwhelming as I thought they would be,

[08:22:44] maybe because half of it's fallen into the tray.

[08:22:47] The beef that they're using...

[08:22:48] That's why you've got a tray?

[08:22:50] It tastes more like the beef that you would get in like a barbecue, you know them homemade

[08:22:57] barbecues where you just whack it on the grill.

[08:22:59] Yeah.

[08:23:00] That's what it feels like.

[08:23:01] It feels a bit like the beef's coming out of the freezer.

[08:23:04] The sauce is actually really different and actually quite nice.

[08:23:08] The quality of beef just isn't quite there for me.

[08:23:11] Highlights of the sauce, the lowlights.

[08:23:13] You just think it's going to be the quality of beef here.

[08:23:16] Dare I even say, but the fucking coming in my fucking burger shop, I'd be fucking chucking him straight out.

[08:23:23] And I'm not even trying to be harsh here. I don't want to be harsh because the bun is actually pretty good.

[08:23:29] The sauce is nice on it, albeit quite a bit, but regardless, it tastes nice and it's giving good flavour to it, but that's because I'm not getting any flavour from that beef, man.

[08:23:39] It just doesn't compare to some of the stuff we've had.

[08:23:41] I'm gonna wrap it up there. Almost famous.

[08:23:43] Is he qualified to do this?

[08:23:45] He's my question.

[08:23:48] So I've just gone to see where the next spot is.

[08:23:50] Oh, did you just shut the other website out?

[08:23:51] Is there?

[08:23:52] And I heard loads of people had told me.

[08:23:54] Merf, I've had $1 made with that to approach in the new year.

[08:23:57] It's been lovely for a while watching you.

[08:23:58] Hey, my fucking gulp Merf.

[08:24:00] Thank you, bro.

[08:24:01] It says it's shot.

[08:24:02] Thank you, mate.

[08:24:03] On a Tuesday.

[08:24:04] Fucking quality of beef.

[08:24:05] Fuck off.

[08:24:06] Fucking quality of beef.

[08:24:07] At 3 p.m.

[08:24:09] E-deaf or shops in fucking weight shows and maxes.

[08:24:11] At 4 p.m.

[08:24:12] Sorry, we can't be taking you seriously if you're not open in the middle of the week, in the middle of the day.

[08:24:19] Right, let's disappoint in that, because I've really-

[08:24:22] He's fucking mother might have died at the restaurant, and he stood there on a video grilling him.

[08:24:29] He pardoned the plug and he's grilling.

[08:24:32] Makes me sick.

[08:24:33] But, nevertheless, we've still got another spot we can head to.

[08:24:37] TJT is already on the road of a trophy if they're only open on a couple days of the week, do you know what I mean?

[08:24:44] He's got a YouTube plaque he uploads once a month. What's your beef? Nah, that's the name of the place that we're going to.

[08:24:49] Fuck.

[08:24:51] That was good wasn't it? Anyways, Manchester United over there. Let's hope that the burger is better than whatever the fuck they're cooking in there.

[08:25:00] Sorry.

[08:25:01] Your app is better. Good one.

[08:25:03] Oh my god, he's in the Handail!

[08:25:08] No, it's not, it's at the Lower.

[08:25:11] What's your beef?

[08:25:12] Whatever the fuck.

[08:25:13] Love the name of it.

[08:25:14] Think it's brilliant.

[08:25:15] Supposedly they have a bunch of their own stuff.

[08:25:17] But we're not here to child that nonsense.

[08:25:19] It's a burger video.

[08:25:20] So that's exactly what we'll do.

[08:25:21] Load of places.

[08:25:22] Direct competition with all the nonsense.

[08:25:27] Yes, now this is what I'm talking about.

[08:25:31] Single burger.

[08:25:32] the size of the patty first of all semi-smashed it's a normal-sized burger

[08:25:37] there oh it is sliding a bit I hope it's not too saucy again let's have a little

[08:25:42] look inside here so there we go it's alright there's a bit of sauce on the top

[08:25:47] bit the thing I'm most excited about looks like there's more sauce than there

[08:25:50] the last one ideal size all right let's do this

[08:25:56] This is the most optimistic I've been for a burger beforehand.

[08:26:05] This is good. That's beef patty. Unreal.

[08:26:09] The mustard is punching through. The onions are nice and crispy.

[08:26:12] Well, pretty crispy.

[08:26:15] Dare I say, if there was a criticism of this burger, there's a bit too much.

[08:26:20] If there was, there fucking will be.

[08:26:22] Much sauce. Again.

[08:26:23] I just feel like people got to let your meat shine, because the meat in here is really

[08:26:29] good.

[08:26:31] This is a really solid burger.

[08:26:34] The mustard gets there, but it's not too much.

[08:26:36] I find that mustard can be way too overpowering.

[08:26:39] Not in this.

[08:26:40] I'm so impressed with this, seriously.

[08:26:41] God, I wish it just, I just wish they'd just eased up on that sauce.

[08:26:45] This is a top, top contender, a serious contender.

[08:26:48] Chief, because this is the top one, you aren't going to have to take a bite.

[08:26:52] I know there's cheese in this and you're going to have an awful train journey home.

[08:26:55] But this is a real top contender.

[08:26:57] So I need to see these cameras.

[08:26:58] You never need to give them a very good state for me, do you?

[08:27:00] We're very slimy.

[08:27:01] Trust me, that that patty is money, bro.

[08:27:04] You can sit on that.

[08:27:05] What's really bad about it?

[08:27:06] It's embarrassing.

[08:27:08] There is potential for this to potentially be one of the top ones.

[08:27:12] What's your beef on the plate?

[08:27:14] Single patty, solid bun, really good beef with great seasoning.

[08:27:18] You can really taste that.

[08:27:20] If there is just one thing holding you back from me,

[08:27:21] It is just the amount of sauce.

[08:27:23] Not even, and that's something that can change so easily.

[08:27:26] Impressed.

[08:27:27] Let's move on to the next one

[08:27:29] and see what Manchester has to offer.

[08:27:30] This is gonna be a tough one to beat.

[08:27:31] Next up, we've got one of the biggest

[08:27:33] up and down joint in the country.

[08:27:36] It's smoke and pepper.

[08:27:37] Oh, I've heard of this.

[08:27:39] I've heard of this, but I've never been.

[08:27:41] Fucking out, could have some burger with your onions.

[08:27:43] Classic snack.

[08:27:44] Fucking out to tell me I'll put a tiny blessing.

[08:27:47] I want the regular one.

[08:27:48] They do have another one,

[08:27:49] which I've got, which is the Oklahoma burger

[08:27:52] that I just wanted to try their regular one

[08:27:55] because ultimately that's what we're testing these things off anyways.

[08:27:58] I'm not gonna lie, there's already a lot of grease on the paper.

[08:28:02] I don't love them being served in this paper.

[08:28:04] Gotta think about these things anyways.

[08:28:06] What I will say is, and I don't want to say-

[08:28:09] Fuck your fucking greasy burger.

[08:28:10] I feel like there's not loads of sauce in this one.

[08:28:14] Anyways, let's find out.

[08:28:16] It's slid off there, he's not up to this ladder I reckon.

[08:28:20] Wow.

[08:28:21] In true Manchester fashion it comes as a double passing, there's a lot of pepper on the beef.

[08:28:27] I mean there's-

[08:28:39] Well I'm fucking- I am through off by that let me tell you.

[08:28:44] I am from off fire.

[08:28:46] This is a double patty.

[08:28:48] In pepper.

[08:28:49] So that does that up.

[08:28:50] I like that there's not completely drenched

[08:28:52] in sauce as well.

[08:28:53] The beef quality isn't nice.

[08:28:55] I feel like if they turn these into crispy onions,

[08:29:00] they're onto a serious point.

[08:29:01] They're not crispy onions.

[08:29:02] I don't love the way the onions are in this.

[08:29:05] The cheese is great, but you can just see there's

[08:29:07] a lot of onions in there, man.

[08:29:09] When I saw them putting onions on,

[08:29:10] you could see there was a lot.

[08:29:12] I don't think they need to chill on the onions for a minute.

[08:29:14] The patties are good, there's not too much sauce,

[08:29:16] there's not too much cheese.

[08:29:17] The bun, I don't mind, I don't mind a brunette.

[08:29:19] I can't let them fry the meat.

[08:29:21] It's working here, but I do think

[08:29:23] they could potentially change the bun as well.

[08:29:26] Try, G-Fub, try the burger here.

[08:29:29] It's nice, but I feel like the onions take away from

[08:29:32] the meat.

[08:29:33] Too much cold onion.

[08:29:34] Yeah.

[08:29:35] It's just a solid one, right?

[08:29:36] It's just solid, but the bun, it's fat.

[08:29:38] The fun is absolutely...

[08:29:41] Now I want to make it clear that this is not actually going to impact the places rating

[08:29:49] because I've kept it consistent throughout all of these burger series is that I'm just

[08:29:53] really coming to try whatever they consider like their base, their normal one.

[08:29:57] So let's have a look at this, this is the Oklahoma burger now this.

[08:30:00] Oh!

[08:30:01] And once again just a lot of juices but potentially grease as well.

[08:30:05] Oh hello!

[08:30:06] I mean look at, I mean now we're going...

[08:30:07] Now he's talking, on your slack.

[08:30:09] The bottom bun here is just absolutely cooked.

[08:30:12] But it never stood a chance.

[08:30:19] I really believe sometimes in a burger there's just too much going on.

[08:30:23] That's what we've got here.

[08:30:24] The bun genuinely just doesn't stand a chance. I don't really know why it's here.

[08:30:27] Is there just too many onions again? I think so.

[08:30:30] Is it cabbage? I actually couldn't tell. I can't really differentiate.

[08:30:34] So look a bit like there's a bit much on there.

[08:30:36] losing. I agree with that. I think it's cabbage, I'm not sure. I definitely prefer the first one

[08:30:43] that I had. That one is just way way better and it's just simpler that he's off on the onions.

[08:30:49] You've got something really good on your hands and also maybe maybe bail on the brioche bun.

[08:30:54] I'm gonna jump up. Especially in a double patty. I just don't think it can hack it.

[08:30:59] All right so there we have it. Those are all the spots in Manny Dunne.

[08:31:04] Now we're gonna make a decision who walks away with the most prestigious award in the game.

[08:31:11] The hunt in Manchester has come to an end because today I am crowning Manchester's best burger and that award goes to the very special

[08:31:24] What's your beef who put on a masterclass in simplicity and taste?

[08:31:29] Congratulations guys. Make sure you leave your comment down below telling me where I need to go next fucking bullshit

[08:31:37] bullshit

[08:31:39] bollocks

[08:31:46] Fucking burgers and chicken burger is by far the best burgers and chicken burgers best

[08:31:53] 100%

[08:31:55] We reviewed spud bros versus. Oh my god he's starting a new channel, aren't he?

[08:32:03] Rate my take away, end it. I wonder what they're doing now.

[08:32:15] They're not loading in three months, what?

[08:32:19] Alright, let me unsubscribe from them because they are clearly fucking dickheads.

[08:32:23] subscribe thank you Toby Calvary Danny and Gary whoa go on down there guys how

[08:32:32] you doing Merry Christmas and today we have Gary of the roast here in Langley

[08:32:38] Toby Calvary not far from Heathrow Airport not far we could jump on a

[08:32:42] plane get to Barbados if you want or so we're going here and get some

[08:32:46] festive glass Barbados but I thought to be that we cannot refuse food he's

[08:32:52] really good festive dinner right without getting in the festive spirit

[08:32:56] all right and picture some of us so I eat fun is I thought yes I saw these

[08:33:03] give me a new dinner jackets get out of love hopefully they'll go over your

[08:33:10] top six because it's a bit chilly we've got table and chair for fine dining

[08:33:14] But look at these Bobby Dazzlers Christmas Jackets for the Christmas dinner.

[08:33:22] Look at that, yes, come on.

[08:33:25] So weird, I've got it blue like your jacket.

[08:33:30] Come on love, get your dress.

[08:33:32] I'll help you out.

[08:33:35] Look at that.

[08:33:37] What do I look like?

[08:33:38] Look at that.

[08:33:40] Show me some of the cover though, Sarah, show me the cover.

[08:33:43] I didn't fucking take away fuck that fuck that mate you can't go down on a plate. Oh

[08:33:51] My god, Jane Madison

[08:33:54] I'm gone I

[08:33:57] Spent a match to you angry juice. Hello everyone

[08:34:07] Apparently

[08:34:09] Fucking shithouse. Fucking shithouses didn't include any of the reactions.

[08:34:15] Shithouses. Absolute shithouses.

[08:34:39] You know what though? The fans reacted to the Mattiest House substitution. You even picked up on it.

[08:34:47] You had a bad year didn't you? Sometimes you've got to put a little bit of trust in the manager, you know what I mean?

[08:34:54] That was before the jungle. Now let's have a look at the Premier League table.

[08:35:03] Premier League table spurs.

[08:35:09] 14!

[08:35:11] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[08:35:13] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[08:35:15] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[08:35:17] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[08:35:19] Who have they got tomorrow?

[08:35:21] Who have they got tomorrow?

[08:35:25] Palace!

[08:35:29] Excuse me, it's a fucking tough day for them tomorrow.

[08:35:35] It's a fucking tough day for them tomorrow.

[08:35:39] Come on palace. I still got a Yorkshire app here. I can't eat it

[08:35:43] Save that for tomorrow

[08:35:46] Fucking unbelievable

[08:35:51] J.K. J.K. J.K. J.K. J.K. J.K. J.K. J.K. J.K. J.K.

[08:36:01] Oh

[08:36:09] Oooooooohhhh

[08:36:12] Bradley, do you know what I love, right?

[08:36:14] You sit down and spam TFF

[08:36:17] And then just want me to fucking spaff it

[08:36:20] Rather than actually just wait for something I want

[08:36:21] Can you fucking stop moaning?

[08:36:23] Cheers

[08:36:25] And I fucking being very nice to you there

[08:36:30] If we can get a pie on backwards we're gonna fucking absolutely cake it

[08:36:33] A bit unbelievable

[08:36:39] Hello. Yes, mate, you're okay.

[08:36:46] Not really. What's up, mate?

[08:36:49] I don't think I'm going to do it tonight. What do you mean?

[08:36:52] I don't think I'm going to do it tonight.

[08:36:56] I'm going to do what?

[08:36:58] Get the win.

[08:37:00] You're joking.

[08:37:02] I don't think so. I'm trying though.

[08:37:05] Join us to be honest

[08:37:09] Yeah, go home much up

[08:37:13] And why'd he start streaming so late?

[08:37:16] What do you mean?

[08:37:20] There's the cup

[08:37:23] Me with me now and me with you now, and I want you shut the fuck up

[08:37:28] Every sorry right invite me over. I'll have one more couple more for golf

[08:37:33] off. I'm in a game. So if you needed to off to help carry you hit me up. Yeah, I don't

[08:37:48] think I don't think you'll be carrying us. He's not gonna let us be honest. Yeah. How

[08:37:58] How bad was it for your pro club team, Marta?

[08:38:00] How bad was it? He is probably the one of the worst I've ever seen.

[08:38:08] Did you have many mice in fucking Harrison as you two see the centre backs?

[08:38:13] I did, yeah.

[08:38:15] Oh, girlie Bella, coach me in this game.

[08:38:19] Pardon?

[08:38:21] Girlie Bella is going to coach me in this game. Bella, will you coach me in this

[08:38:25] please don't go to bed

[08:38:35] then we'll see the return of Bob this

[08:38:37] legal yeah we definitely are I'm just

[08:38:39] sorry that'll never been behind it it's

[08:38:41] not as easy just set a legal there's a

[08:38:43] lot to do he won't be in it so I won't

[08:38:47] get too excited sorry I mean the lads

[08:38:50] have already wrote up a copyright claim

[08:38:52] for the word both

[08:38:55] All right, I can't just change the ginger's leader

[08:39:16] No, no can see you screaming on Jake

[08:39:18] I'll tell him I'll tell him I'm next, I'll tell him you've got a lot of time

[08:39:22] Do you see me?

[08:39:23] I've let you know that no one could see your screen

[08:39:26] Oh, cheers mate

[08:39:27] That shows you're tired now

[08:39:29] Nah, it shows you're just fucking

[08:39:31] Don't care about your ears

[08:39:33] Ah

[08:39:34] Ah ah

[08:39:35] Winner of the jungle, yes mate, you're okay

[08:39:42] Fucking tune, I can't hear myself saying, oh what's going on inside the shop

[08:39:46] OHHHHH! GROOT!

[08:39:51] I am Groot. I am Groot.

[08:39:54] Fucking unreal.

[08:39:57] Can't add into the galaxy, so tell me what you got.

[08:40:03] Oh my god, how long?

[08:40:08] Yeah, great song, real.

[08:40:16] Oh my god I can do headphones.

[08:40:19] I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.

[08:40:24] You know, Groot was Greek.

[08:40:28] Greek?

[08:40:29] Yeah.

[08:40:30] What's that meant to mean?

[08:40:32] Was that not the accent you were doing?

[08:40:34] No, it definitely wasn't.

[08:40:35] Oh sorry, I wasn't trying again.

[08:40:39] Try again?

[08:40:40] Um, is it again?

[08:40:43] I am Groot.

[08:40:46] Italian. Nope. I am grouped. Russian. Nope. I am grouped.

[08:40:56] Vindy's and Lee's. Nope. Uzbekistan. It's all right. Don't need to apologize, mate. You weren't even close.

[08:41:04] Key and 250, mate. Jamie, 227. Pardon? Uzbekistan. It's a contract, I'm pretty sure. Uzbekistan.

[08:41:14] I don't know where it is. Let's have a look.

[08:41:19] Yeah, it's a country in Central Asia.

[08:41:24] That's good.

[08:41:26] It's in the middle of...

[08:41:28] Asia.

[08:41:30] Turkmenistan.

[08:41:32] Kazakhstan.

[08:41:34] Kazakhstan.

[08:41:36] Tajistan.

[08:41:38] Tajistan.

[08:41:40] Krashtan.

[08:41:42] Well, how are we well? I have a chair I have a chair

[08:41:48] Look at some very nice places that I can't lie

[08:41:54] My mother is all this woman in Cavits down she's 43 and now you just being racist

[08:42:01] Well, you're being heavily racist. No, I'm being a

[08:42:08] I'm being a borat

[08:42:10] no you're not I don't know what you're being you being racist I have a chair

[08:42:17] Okay, I'll cheer.

[08:42:36] Am I all mental sanity? I don't know if it's just...

[08:42:38] Why is he barged up?

[08:42:40] Why is he making a sub with those 10 seconds to go?

[08:42:42] Look at the time when he spawns back in.

[08:42:48] Look at the time!

[08:42:50] Fuck my life!

[08:42:52] Oh, yeah, evil maybe.

[08:42:55] Fucking hell man!

[08:42:57] Have a fucking lost that game!

[08:42:59] Bella, please be a coach man.

[08:43:01] Honestly, update record!

[08:43:03] I want to update your adoption paper you stupid cunt!

[08:43:06] Fuck off!

[08:43:07] fucks sake man

[08:43:12] fucking joke

[08:43:22] ah man such a fucking

[08:43:24] 11 shots day

[08:43:26] go fuck yourselves man

[08:43:28] fuck off mate

[08:43:31] is that daylight good boy

[08:43:32] how about fuck off your band

[08:43:34] there you go mate

[08:43:35] Good boy, you stupid kind of fucking begging me to look at Redding's tiktok. Fuck off.

[08:43:54] Oh, for fuck's sake, man. Can't believe I lost that fucking game.

[08:44:05] Fuck sake.

[08:44:08] Oh, that's a fucking stupid fucking defeat.

[08:44:11] I need to get in the fucking...

[08:44:12] I need this dynasty break to fucking go.

[08:44:17] Oh, fuck.

[08:44:18] Oh!

[08:44:21] I'm already in, Junsch!

[08:44:22] Someone say break, I'm gone!

[08:44:23] I'm fucking... I'm waiting for it.

[08:44:25] I gotta wait for a fucking...

[08:44:27] fucking man break to go.

[08:44:30] I'm already in.

[08:44:31] I'm already in.

[08:44:34] I've got Harry Kane, mate.

[08:44:35] I'm already fucking in. They've got cases by the way.

[08:44:40] Look behind, look, look, that's all they've got left.

[08:44:43] Look behind him, look. All the cases there, that's all he's got left.

[08:44:47] I'm already in, mate. I'm so angry, I love that game.

[08:44:51] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[08:44:54] It won't go for a little bit, though.

[08:44:57] It won't go, it won't go, it won't go.

[08:44:59] Where do I buy a toilet?

[08:45:02] We've got to wait for mailing first.

[08:45:03] It's tackle or be to shoot thanks

[08:45:08] Not by a player. I'll give you the link. I'll what's that me the lake mate? I want something

[08:45:15] You sound

[08:45:18] Break for a little bit though, man. She's a god you this one fast

[08:45:25] Excuse me

[08:45:27] There's a player you fucking won our message in it

[08:45:33] Let me message you mate. Full case break. Let me message you.

[08:45:38] Instead of going by the way, I don't normally fucking play chaps.

[08:45:41] Right, I've been playing fucking football manager.

[08:45:44] I've been doing breaks. I've been playing other games.

[08:45:47] And then the one fucking Saturday night...

[08:45:51] No, I've got to go into another game. No, I've got to fucking concede.

[08:45:55] Come on, Pies. Fucking come on, Pies.

[08:45:59] I don't even get angry at this fucking game normally. Fuck my life, man.

[08:46:06] Ah, what a shame he's going through another game.

[08:46:09] Unbelievable, at the time. At least let's fucking get it going.

[08:46:12] Man, that'll make me fucking happy.

[08:46:13] We soccer-five hobby box pick your players.

[08:46:19] Kaka.

[08:46:22] Mate, are you fucking alright?

[08:46:25] So that's very good for me.

[08:46:30] $70.

[08:46:33] $3,000 for Lino Messe.

[08:46:41] What was the difference that last game?

[08:46:45] I didn't pay him that share. I'll get a case.

[08:46:50] Well, where have you saw that?

[08:46:51] I'm going first, man, we got you the one first,

[08:46:53] check the line.

[08:46:54] It's a bit right if you...

[08:46:56] You're all right, mate.

[08:46:57] All right.

[08:47:07] I officially left the FaZeCon.

[08:47:09] This one hurts.

[08:47:10] After 13 years, I decided to part ways with FaZe.

[08:47:13] Very grateful for everyone who's been part of the journey

[08:47:15] and the people who became family along the way.

[08:47:17] FaZe will forever be a part of my legacy,

[08:47:19] for now a new chapter begins wow oh my god oh my god that could have gone so bad that

[08:47:33] could have gone so fucking bad it is unbelievable thank fuck there's nothing else revealing

[08:47:42] on that for a while. There you go though. I'll take a world watch out, I'll just cover

[08:47:59] that. There's nothing, I mean it might be Giff and he starts fucking moving in a minute.

[08:48:35] He's two-nil down already!

[08:48:40] There's no game for winning today. It's, mate, it's Christmas.

[08:48:43] Are you fucking me? I'm trying my eyes to keep cool there.

[08:48:46] Probably Christmas, right? No games yet.

[08:48:48] I need the Premier League.

[08:48:55] Yo, product rows. I mean this really nicely, mate.

[08:48:58] And actually, I don't.

[08:49:00] Are you wrong, mate? You were begging us

[08:49:02] because you were doing a fucking silver planet evil and now you're trying to be a silicon

[08:49:09] fuck off Oliver mate

[08:49:12] i think i knew earlier he was earlier guys he was begging begging because of his uh

[08:49:20] because of his um he was as well he was begging to show us his kenny dog leasing there

[08:49:26] check this King Kenny evil I'm working on

[08:49:37] no no we're in the back next Saturday

[08:49:42] yeah I got fucking flu string of it

[08:49:45] bro I don't know fucking anything about face calm me

[08:49:49] I

[08:49:59] Got worse fingers enough to take your time to read that cuz two lines you're gonna read it and then fucking hopefully just not common

[08:50:49] I should be for an hour

[08:51:07] I would ban two years ago again in your charts

[08:51:19] anybody make it like weird sexual comments all right nice it's just kids you

[08:51:25] were can I show you yeah you just decided to say that mate so you you got

[08:51:32] banned reasonable self-report there nice

[08:51:40] there's no reason for him to even do that by the way no reason he's just randomly

[08:51:54] He just randomly, randomly sent it in chat, amazing it was sense.

[08:52:01] Honestly.

[08:52:02] Why are you leaving me alone?

[08:52:05] He's fucked up.

[08:52:07] Oh my god.

[08:52:16] Oh you, hey there though.

[08:52:20] He's shitting it. He's got Bella coaching him. What's Caby doing? Oh he's in the end of the world!

[08:52:32] No way Caby's a swear at Minecraft. That's him dropped. What a virgin.

[08:52:42] The fourth of January. Has he capped it yet?

[08:52:50] be around yeah yeah thanks fuck that's the cap thank God for it

[08:52:56] I'm a sir oh my god I thought it was in monthly yeah but this

[08:53:03] I found out who it was was the Hedgekid okay was the Hedgekid

[08:53:09] Talk it and the fuck it

[08:53:17] Putting shit songs in as that's all that's left man. I wish we could do less than 32

[08:53:26] Glad Joe thank you and follow bro

[08:53:32] So that's have a look what score is it?

[08:53:39] He definitely weren't in the second half for a laugh.

[08:53:46] Oh.

[08:53:48] No Bobby, did he not arm?

[08:53:54] Did he not arm?

[08:53:56] Yeah, don't worry, I'm getting rid of the idiots, it's fine.

[08:54:01] That is the record.

[08:54:03] That is the record.

[08:54:05] Nothing, I think it is not free in two

[08:54:13] They're not free into me

[08:54:26] The fuck say

[08:54:35] Fuck sake

[08:54:41] Hmm

[08:54:45] People really nice going in this chance having them

[08:54:59] What's he playing going to move out

[08:55:05] Is this Prodigy or what?

[08:55:07] I just want to check it out.

[08:55:09] What's this?

[08:55:11] Is this a parkour or what?

[08:55:13] Is this a parkour or what?

[08:55:15] Is this a parkour or what?

[08:55:17] Try and win a game before Jake does.

[08:55:19] Yeah it is.

[08:55:21] Yeah Liam I've still yet to see how it f**king happens.

[08:55:29] Ponder by Gerson.

[08:55:31] Message me on Discord please.

[08:55:33] discord please

[08:55:35] what the fuck is that doing isn't it

[08:55:37] and i'll sort out

[08:55:41] you're gonna need to see it

[08:55:43] there we go

[08:55:45] you should have this game

[08:55:47] mess with me on discord please i thought

[08:55:49] go on ginger i know i was changing my cameras down for a reason

[08:55:51] but yeah

[08:55:53] ginger can't find your discord mate

[08:55:55] i can't find your discord

[08:55:57] i don't know why

[08:55:59] what are you then mate

[08:56:01] server yet to see anything so I'm looking on what it ain't our fucks sake

[08:56:09] it's what it is it a looker I'm having a look

[08:56:15] what do you mean you can't find it well no all right I'm going to be server

[08:56:21] Hello!

[08:56:23] I'm in your eye.

[08:56:25] Gilly Bella!

[08:56:27] Hello there!

[08:56:29] Merry fucking Christmas!

[08:56:31] I thought you were doing well, are you okay Bella?

[08:56:33] I'm doing amazing! Bro we met one year ago

[08:56:35] Can you believe that?

[08:56:37] And yeah, you fell in love ever since.

[08:56:39] Of course I did.

[08:56:41] With Pingu probably.

[08:56:43] Yep, probably.

[08:56:45] Have you played with Pingu recently?

[08:56:47] We did yeah, we played for an ice cream times.

[08:56:49] He moved out didn't he yeah, yeah, please yeah, he's moved out

[08:56:54] It's actually crazy his house is huge bro. I'm not surprised pinkie pinkie's a fucking millionaire

[08:57:01] He is a millionaire

[08:57:03] Bro, you need to help jakey. I'm not gonna lie. Maybe check a lot of fucking plastic surgeon. I've actually he's fucked

[08:57:09] Oh, man, it's not nice. Is it what you're expecting? I can't change the way it looks Bella

[08:57:13] I

[08:57:18] Know

[08:57:21] I don't know he's got a girlfriend, but he's fucking ass so unlucky for her, but at least he's happy

[08:57:27] I mean, I think he's

[08:57:30] I'm looking at looking like what the heck are you?

[08:57:34] You're not a bad lad. You're a nuns. We know about that. No, I'm not non-ceither

[08:57:39] I

[08:57:41] We just said ginger's allowed

[08:57:43] Yeah, it's in just a lot of joint. Yeah, that's easy that I can coach both of you because

[08:57:48] It's gonna build unlike you I can

[08:57:52] Wait, you can't fucking build for shit. Let's just be honest. What the fuck?

[08:57:55] I'm just being honest. Oh, okay. I

[08:57:59] Gotta be on I'm your coach. I can't lie to you. You're my coach. Yeah, you're my coach

[08:58:02] Are you coached him with your capabilities? I am mean and he fully ignored me last game and died

[08:58:09] What have you noticed that there, I was honest there?

[08:58:11] Thank you.

[08:58:12] You can pick X that, it's on pick X.

[08:58:14] What are you doing, Jakey?

[08:58:16] I'm looking for this chest, can you not hear him?

[08:58:20] Oh, get your brother out, we're chatting, begging to Jakey.

[08:58:23] What's he saying?

[08:58:24] Do you remember Molly from your date?

[08:58:26] Fucking chewing that.

[08:58:28] Charlie Davis 278, why is that his name?

[08:58:32] I don't even know if that, is that him, Charlie?

[08:58:34] I don't even know if that's his name.

[08:58:35] It might not be.

[08:58:37] What's that?

[08:58:37] Because you're gonna explode yourself

[08:58:42] There's a guy above you all the way on top, he's not below

[08:58:45] What's that I do?

[08:58:47] Just camp in a corner and hope he doesn't see you

[08:58:50] Alex, for the first few months mate, go on the fucking bike, thank you very much Alex mate

[08:58:54] Thank you, brother

[08:58:56] Yeah, just like that

[08:58:57] Yeah, perfect

[08:58:58] I've never used a GTA server, very good

[08:59:01] Just blew it up

[08:59:03] That riff that you have is so good when you're stuck

[08:59:06] So if you feel stuck, use it, okay?

[08:59:07] Okay.

[08:59:10] Don't hesitate.

[08:59:12] You should always hesitate.

[08:59:14] I think you take a lot.

[08:59:15] Yeah, stop hesitating while she's saying a thing.

[08:59:17] Oh my God!

[08:59:18] Bro, what is your fucking luck?

[08:59:19] You get two golden shogun's, two gifts in a row?

[08:59:22] Take that.

[08:59:23] No way.

[08:59:23] It's the actual, it's red mojito.

[08:59:24] It's not golden shogun, man.

[08:59:25] No, it's red mojito.

[08:59:26] He's got a golden pump, mate.

[08:59:28] Eight times.

[08:59:28] Yeah, mate.

[08:59:29] Me killed she blind.

[08:59:31] Sorry, you're gonna have like blind settings one or seven.

[08:59:34] Oh, oh

[08:59:38] Hold you shut gun try to get out right hand peak wait until he comes in. Yeah shoot

[08:59:46] This guy's true. So I think one Lindsay sexy bitch

[08:59:51] Nice how many people left Jake?

[08:59:55] 21

[08:59:57] What are you doing?

[09:00:02] Please drop that down, you're gonna kill yourself with any of the dropping stuff.

[09:00:06] Please.

[09:00:06] I'm your coach mate.

[09:00:08] Put that down.

[09:00:10] Bro, he's stream sniping, he's not gonna just walk in through your RPG, yeah?

[09:00:15] If he's stream sniping, he'll just...

[09:00:16] Smash him.

[09:00:17] But why is he stream sniping me? You fucking weirdo.

[09:00:20] Why are you going back to him?

[09:00:21] What the fuck is going on?

[09:00:23] Pop the big shield. Pop the big shield.

[09:00:57] Okay, mate. I was here and moved in a minute. Yeah, we just chillin

[09:01:06] Did for a second think he wasn't breathing them but then I saw it hurt him so we're all good

[09:01:10] Clive for the 22 as well United favor of the 10 mate legend. Thank you very much, brother. Thank you, man. Oh

[09:01:16] My god, yeah, he's actually

[09:01:22] What's your name, ma'am?

[09:01:23] My name my name flowy. What's your name? My name is Tunisian

[09:01:36] To and to

[09:01:45] I'm American

[09:01:47] helping. Just want to register when you're ready. It's the only way to pay with money.

[09:01:55] Is that the only way to pay? Yes. What other way are you thinking of, man?

[09:02:00] No other way. I mean maybe one of these guys may be potentially.

[09:02:04] Here, hey, I'll pay for your hot dog. I'll pay for your hot dog.

[09:02:08] You gonna pay for my hot dog? Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. No problem at all.

[09:02:12] Oh my god, thank you

[09:02:14] You know what's hard out here on these streets?

[09:02:17] Cousin pay for a hot dog

[09:02:22] Alright ma'am, it's good to be here

[09:02:23] Oh my... Curtis?

[09:02:24] Hey what?

[09:02:25] Who's Curtis?

[09:02:27] Oh no, oh my god

[09:02:29] My dad?

[09:02:30] No problem

[09:02:31] Is your... is your unfortunately out there?

[09:02:33] Yes it's out there, I need some fucking food though

[09:02:36] Hey, hey, we could tell, bro, we could tell

[09:02:39] Can you wait to turn this nice lady as we are?

[09:02:42] What's your name?

[09:02:43] I got my heart, dog.

[09:02:46] Thank you.

[09:02:47] He's so kind of sexy.

[09:02:49] Hey, bro, we know you need food, tops.

[09:02:51] Relax!

[09:02:53] Relax!

[09:02:54] Get out of the line.

[09:02:55] Get out of the line.

[09:02:56] Hey, AJ.

[09:02:57] Hey, AJ.

[09:02:58] Hey, hey.

[09:02:59] Excuse me, ma'am.

[09:03:00] Excuse me.

[09:03:01] So, I have an inquiry.

[09:03:02] Blow it over your car.

[09:03:03] Oh, my God.

[09:03:05] Jinx in the air.

[09:03:06] All players have been going.

[09:03:08] Actually, come here.

[09:03:10] He's having a bad day.

[09:03:11] Oh, my God.

[09:03:12] Oh

[09:03:16] He's feeling very very down today very down so I was just wondering if maybe you can hang out with him

[09:03:22] I fought playing with J.Q. and Jake's up there

[09:03:24] You know, he's very sad today

[09:03:27] Well, what do you want to do?

[09:03:30] I don't know like would you want to go on a date with me?

[09:03:33] On a date?

[09:03:35] Oh my god

[09:03:37] Oh my god!

[09:03:39] Relax, no I didn't need to do that

[09:03:41] like take me back please

[09:03:43] he's showing his face

[09:03:45] what about you AJ? you won't go on a date

[09:03:47] watch your jinx you need to fall in love with roleplay

[09:03:49] i can't lie

[09:03:51] i can roleplay with him

[09:03:53] can't even do

[09:03:55] maybe not

[09:03:57] i can be that wingman

[09:03:59] that you always

[09:04:01] want on a date

[09:04:03] if you need help

[09:04:05] say something

[09:04:07] i can help you

[09:04:09] No, I know Sean, but we're on different time zones, I know. Please.

[09:04:13] Oh my god, I'm coming, I'm coming. Can I help in the back here?

[09:04:15] Yeah, of course.

[09:04:17] Oh! My bad, my bad!

[09:04:19] How do you enter? I'm sorry! How do you enter?

[09:04:21] Just get in the car, buddy!

[09:04:23] What do I click?

[09:04:24] Ah!

[09:04:25] Fucking get in the car.

[09:04:26] He's bleeding out! What do I click?

[09:04:28] Just get in the car!

[09:04:30] Tell me the fuck and you did it!

[09:04:32] The fuck and you did it, man?

[09:04:35] What's the fuck?

[09:04:36] I'm not a kid!

[09:04:37] I don't want it!

[09:04:40] Dude!

[09:04:43] Guys, I don't know the button!

[09:04:45] I don't know the button! I don't know the button!

[09:04:49] Please, just get in the car!

[09:04:52] Just speak English, the button!

[09:04:55] You just pull the handle, dude! Just pull the car handle!

[09:04:59] Are you the dumbest person ever?

[09:05:02] Why button, you dumbass?

[09:05:04] I

[09:05:19] Sorry

[09:05:30] Hello, sir, how's your night going

[09:05:32] I'm good. Where are you from?

[09:05:36] Where do you think I'm from?

[09:05:39] Well, you want me to guess what country you're from?

[09:05:43] Hello, how was your day going?

[09:05:46] No, I see you're an asshole.

[09:05:49] Also, that Nike windbreaker wasn't even cool in 2014.

[09:05:55] Get the fuck out of my face, dude.

[09:05:56] Hey, what's up, dude? Is everything all right?

[09:06:00] Yeah, everything's fine.

[09:06:02] Okay.

[09:06:03] What's up with you?

[09:06:04] Uh, horny?

[09:06:05] How about you?

[09:06:06] Fuck!

[09:06:07] You think you can just walk away from conversation looking like that?

[09:06:10] Okay, who is this, Mike?

[09:06:11] Hey, hey, old ass!

[09:06:12] I walked away from you!

[09:06:14] I don't want to talk to you, dude!

[09:06:16] I'm talking to this kid!

[09:06:17] Get the fuck out of my face!

[09:06:19] Stop!

[09:06:20] Real shame!

[09:06:21] Fresh out of prison with it!

[09:06:22] Back that ass off!

[09:06:23] Get out of prison!

[09:06:24] More like fresh out of the fucking train, you bald motherfucker!

[09:06:26] Ooh!

[09:06:27] Dude, dude!

[09:06:28] Back the fuck up!

[09:06:29] Back the fuck up dude!

[09:06:30] What the fuck do you want?

[09:06:31] I'm not talking to you dude!

[09:06:32] Back your ass!

[09:06:33] Do you know what I think is with Jinx, right?

[09:06:35] His voice, no matter how much he shouts,

[09:06:37] always remains intact.

[09:06:40] Right?

[09:06:40] That's all!

[09:06:41] Always.

[09:06:42] I've never seen Jinx have a day where his voice is going.

[09:06:45] Hey listen, there's a cop right across the street

[09:06:48] but meet me in an alley somewhere about two miles.

[09:06:51] God, I've given a five, mate!

[09:06:53] Hey!

[09:06:54] Hey hey!

[09:06:55] Old head!

[09:06:56] I'm not talking to you dude!

[09:06:57] What the fuck are you? Call me all the guys for a go.

[09:06:59] Dude, your beard is gray. What do you want me to call you young?

[09:07:02] Your beard is gray, dude. You're old, dude.

[09:07:04] Get the fuck out of here!

[09:07:05] Yo, dick!

[09:07:06] Hey, am I getting under your skin? What's good?

[09:07:08] What's good, fuckboy? What's good, fuckboy?

[09:07:11] I don't play around these parts! I'm having a set-

[09:07:14] Come on, give me!

[09:07:18] I'm dead!

[09:07:20] What?!

[09:07:22] Hello, sir. How's it going?

[09:07:23] Fucking reaction!

[09:07:24] What's the fuck, boy?

[09:07:25] Inreaction.

[09:07:26] I don't play around these parts!

[09:07:27] I'm ready to shi-

[09:07:28] Oh, Jesus!

[09:07:29] Oh, Jesus!

[09:07:29] Fuck!

[09:07:30] Fuck!

[09:07:31] Fuck!

[09:07:32] I'm dead!

[09:07:34] What?!

[09:07:36] Hello?

[09:07:37] Yeah.

[09:07:37] Hey, man.

[09:07:38] I like- don't worry, don't worry.

[09:07:40] Like, we- like, my-

[09:07:42] You're out of nobody.

[09:07:43] You're out of nobody!

[09:07:44] Hey!

[09:07:46] Out of the car!

[09:07:48] And what?

[09:07:48] Wait, last one where he- he means to get- oh my god.

[09:07:51] You're the fuck out of you.

[09:07:52] Hey, am I getting under your skin?

[09:07:53] What's good?

[09:07:54] What the fuck, boy?

[09:07:55] Um...

[09:07:58] Oh my god.

[09:08:02] No!

[09:08:04] Where's the one on no pixel where you fucking...

[09:08:08] Please, no. Where is it?

[09:08:10] I'll just put... I don't know what to do with that.

[09:08:11] Oh wait, I spot Jinx wrong.

[09:08:24] Oh my god, please

[09:08:31] Where is it? Oh

[09:08:42] Wait, am I fucking alright?

[09:08:47] Why the fuck what is going on?

[09:08:49] Just on Twitch, you are on Twitch right now mate, yeah.

[09:08:55] They don't find the clip, oh.

[09:08:58] I'm Jerry Johnson.

[09:08:59] What's your name?

[09:09:00] Jerry Johnson.

[09:09:01] Jerry, you look like shit.

[09:09:03] Who just, oh.

[09:09:04] I don't care who you are.

[09:09:06] Hey!

[09:09:07] You look awful.

[09:09:08] Okay.

[09:09:09] Don't.

[09:09:10] Don't.

[09:09:11] Don't.

[09:09:12] Don't.

[09:09:13] Don't.

[09:09:14] Don't.

[09:09:15] Don't.

[09:09:16] Don't.

[09:09:17] Don't.

[09:09:18] I'll never say, but I'm addicted.

[09:09:21] Oh my god, this is on a different level.

[09:09:23] This city's got its grip on me.

[09:09:27] I turned around, told her it's time to go.

[09:09:31] Who's doing the Crip Walk at the back?

[09:09:34] A train won't wait for me.

[09:09:37] And if I'm late, it's gonna go to my brain.

[09:09:43] I'm addicted to this city.

[09:09:46] I left my love for the center I saw your pussy from the south side to play dumb

[09:10:02] I'm a picket dog, you see.

[09:10:05] I left my love for the center.

[09:10:11] I saw your pussy.

[09:10:13] I saw your pussy.

[09:10:16] From the south side of the lake though.

[09:10:21] She's coming out clean.

[09:10:24] Buddy, man.

[09:10:26] Okay. You are actually very good at singing. I have a question.

[09:10:31] Thank you, thank you.

[09:10:33] Wait, what happened to your singing voice? Just talk like that right now.

[09:10:37] That's not how I talk. It's not how I talk. I sing...

[09:10:41] You just sang like Adele, and now you're talking like someone punched you in the throat.

[09:10:45] Just... Listen, okay?

[09:10:47] Very nice to see you.

[09:10:49] Tiger, I'm sorry baby. Listen, okay, here's what I'm gonna say.

[09:10:53] I have a question, okay? You can sing, I say.

[09:10:55] Okay.

[09:10:56] Do it clap.

[09:10:58] I'm silent

[09:11:04] It's just it's the face

[09:11:09] Do it clap oh

[09:11:15] My god, mate, where is it has to be on here somewhere

[09:11:22] It has to be on it

[09:11:24] I was just watching Zerka's POV.

[09:11:27] Alright, so if we go Zerka, Jinx here,

[09:11:36] No pixel, GT, RP.

[09:11:42] I know it's so funny.

[09:11:46] Oh my god, here it is.

[09:11:47] Oh my god, here we go, here we go.

[09:11:49] Who the fuck?

[09:11:51] I know it's getting going on.

[09:11:53] I don't know if that's a car park, sir.

[09:11:55] Hey guys.

[09:11:56] Are you kids?

[09:11:57] Uh, how's everybody doing tonight?

[09:11:59] Yeah.

[09:12:00] What's up, man?

[09:12:01] Pretty good, man.

[09:12:02] How are you?

[09:12:03] I'm Jerry Johnson.

[09:12:04] What's your name, sir?

[09:12:05] Jerry Johnson.

[09:12:06] Jerry, you look like great shit.

[09:12:07] Um, who just, oh.

[09:12:08] Oh, I don't care.

[09:12:09] You don't care.

[09:12:10] You don't care.

[09:12:11] Hey!

[09:12:12] You got awful.

[09:12:13] Okay.

[09:12:14] Don't touch me.

[09:12:15] Just don't touch me.

[09:12:16] Good luck.

[09:12:17] I got worse here.

[09:12:18] You look awful.

[09:12:19] Don't touch me.

[09:12:20] Are you serious?

[09:12:21] Serious does he not look terrible though?

[09:12:25] You don't look good either

[09:12:28] That was unnecessary

[09:12:32] That's a good start

[09:12:35] Not enough fuck that bitch, right? Where's my car at?

[09:12:38] Fuck you. I don't got time for this shit. No, it's like a cold install. Hey, fuck all of you guys

[09:12:44] Huh? Wait, sorry this guy seems cool. What's up, dog? Hey, man?

[09:12:48] I'm gonna give you some solid advice because I'm fat and you're bald we both got things that women don't like

[09:12:57] See what I mean you see

[09:13:01] What are you gapping about I got places to be dude

[09:13:14] It's in the south side

[09:13:16] I'm not gonna make it very long, you're not gonna make it.

[09:13:26] So funny.

[09:13:27] Oh my fucking god.

[09:13:32] Honestly, so fucking funny.

[09:13:36] Right, chat.

[09:13:37] I am gonna cut that because it is half one and I've done a nine hour thirteen so thank

[09:13:45] you so so so so so so much for today's stream I appreciate every single one of

[09:13:52] yous for having a subs the bits the gift into the dough knows absolute fucking

[09:13:57] legend if you have got 10 points that you do want to use suggest using them

[09:14:00] before I go live tomorrow because the giveaway will be drawn when I wake up

[09:14:04] in the morning before we go any further I will do one more prediction a

[09:14:15] Give me a minute, there we go, there we go, nice, right, prediction, manage, no, start

[09:14:32] a prediction which one I just put what one all right one two are three

[09:14:46] right you've got one minute to get your predictions as you want to chat one

[09:14:50] go go go. Go go go chat. I

[09:15:00] don't want to close my eyes.

[09:15:10] Right. What's the context? If

[09:15:13] you want it, it's just it's

[09:15:14] literally a random one. I'm

[09:15:15] going to pay out on a random

[09:15:16] one. If you want to get

[09:15:17] each other points up or

[09:15:18] points up or down, do you want to take the gamble for the raffle?

[09:15:22] Oh, there you go, 25 seconds, one, two, or three.

[09:15:29] It's literally 33% chance, and I'm literally spinning it

[09:15:31] on a wheel as well, so it's not like I can rig it or anything.

[09:15:37] Whichever one it lands on is eliminated.

[09:15:39] Whatever number is left is the one I will pay out on.

[09:15:41] Whichever number is left is the one I will pay out on.

[09:15:44] Go, go, go.

[09:16:18] One is your winner remove run it again run it again go go go go go go

[09:16:37] wow look at the amount of people have just redeemed an extra ticket you welcome

[09:17:14] through the fire I'll keep burning on eight seconds

[09:17:24] go next one

[09:17:44] No one's be eliminated!

[09:18:14] you

[09:18:44] you

[09:19:14] you

[09:19:44] you

[09:20:14] you