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02-02-2026 Ā· 7h 58m
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Give me ten minutes. Be right back.
Hey, I'm gonna let a little thing happen.
I'm gonna tell you what you want me to do.
It's seven o'clock in the dark,
I'm in my drop top,
I'm in the streets.
I got a real pretty, pretty little thing
That's waiting for me.
I brought all that up,
Anticipated.
Good love, don't you think I got plans to put my hands in places I've never seen, girl, you know what
Oh, oh, oh, it's Tariq, you know, I don't believe it's not Skulls, it's Tariq, you know,
I can't believe it's not Skulls.
Hello, hello, hello.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is the Monday evening.
It's the Monday Blues and you're live with aggregate 13.
First up, we've got magic by pilot.
Hello, little child.
You're doing absolutely fine.
Dabby, Dabby, Dose.
Charlie, you're the proud of me. Thank you very much.
Holy! You know!
Thank you for the tannin' gift in Hollywood. What a fucking legend.
Thank you so much, Holly. I appreciate that a lot.
Fucking legend. Thank you so much.
Thank you very, very much.
Oh my God, all of you playing. What the fuck are you on about?
Mate, there's another shirt. Put another shirt on. I act as shit.
Well first of all it's a retro shirt right second of all I wear what I want third of all
What's wrong with the shirt? I'll go change me shirt you on
So I mean I'll fucking go and change
a little bit of pink salmon, a little bit of a salmon colour.
What a fucking absolute banging shit by the way, what a shit.
Anyway, excuse me, is there a Minecraft video out today?
No, because Taze is in LA, therefore we couldn't film
and we didn't pre-record, so that's one of those.
However, we're back to Minecraft next week, don't worry.
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Okay, huge lighting in the queen fan and as you can see they're worn, they're worn in,
they're worn in.
They are, they're well worn in.
right and they've never played the worst thing is right the timing of these
couldn't be any worse because I was meant to get these for a time and they
didn't come in time so at this minute in time I've got no reason to actually
fucking have them right and however we are sure you own anyway
Ladies and gentlemen, the brand new Lightning McQueen football boots. Look at them. Look
at them bad boys. Unbelievable mate. They're fucking unreal. They're actually sick and
and Regine's 13. They are so nice, it's unbelievable. They smell like they've just been honestly
doused in petrol. Probably because of the amount of fucking paint that's on them to
be fair. But yeah, they were meant to come for Qatar. They've obviously come to date
which is three days late from Qatar and I've got no other matches that I'm
planning to play in it so that'll be nice in the background
that'll be nice in the background yeah you chat you're all saying that but I've
not been asked so at this minute in time I'm fucking they're going in the
background Jake give it a nine mate Ruben 223 side 224 Ryan 513 Sony
You're very catches for this
meet me. You're 29 May. Thank
you very much, brother. But
we'll see. Anyway, we'll see
hopefully chat hopefully, but
yeah. Oh, good, then show the
bottom of them. That's the
bottom of them. Joe might do it
might reach out to someone at
How good would that be? That'd be unreal.
You're a guy this honest, that fucking honest.
Oh, hang on.
That's fine.
There's a new predator!
Why is it getting released?
when's he getting released? okay, brilliant, we're all being weird, nice
I tell you what, these are really nice, in my opinion, pictures terrible
I think they're absolutely fucking gorgeous, the pink ones
I think they're unbelievable
Honestly, fucking unreal then chunks. I said the e-warming in head that I'm also fuming. I've not got my phobia
Basically one of my mates eckey. It took my foe home by my accident when we're in Qatar
The plan was to wear it my first stream back with all three medals. However, I have
I've got the headwear downstairs, but I want the full foe
I'm a bit annoyed to go into here, but it is we'll get it also
As then, as I said, we've got some football analysis to do today, which is why I've got a notepad
and some pens. Because, right? Because, one minute, there we go.
It's Chaz, okay. Chaz is fine. Katie's up and seeing him. Yes.
Katie's up and seeing him Tori pens and they are actually free mate thank you
so yeah there's something that they're honestly not bougie pens I promise you
they're fucking they were just never free what's happened Chaz is fine and
Katie's up seeing him I'm not getting into details I'm sure he will let you
all know when he's back but he's perfectly fine nothing to worry about
And close to the 14 make Finch of a 22 chill girl chill in your bits make thank you very very very much
Mate is a little bit under the weather
And Putella's got new boots not asked
Why would you today no idea up to chance people know I know it's nothing major
He's a bit L today and Katie's up to to see him. There's not fucking
breaking news up someone's L
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Spunk for the brand new table mate. Thank you very much mate. Thank you. Where's be no public at home mate or police to link it's our
Probably one of them
Jay's for the 18 from a tier 2 go on the boy
Thank you very much James. You're mad bastard. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you a lot mate. Thank you very very much
Mate, thank you son my goat that's today the thing is though Collins. Why would a player?
Why would I play your Collins?
KSI said he'd spark me first round.
Sorry?
He wouldn't have said that.
There's no way he said that.
Pippin! We love you Pippin! We do!
We love you Pippin! We do! Go on Pippin!
In front of the Five Gifted Love, thank you so much.
He ain't wrong.
This is a guy by the way, that got batted off Tommy Fiora,
bottled it off Jake Paul and fucking beat,
beat fucking Faith Tempo and fought his fucking ad.
You won't do shit, mate.
What boots does white boots have?
White boots.
I did ask Preds, mate.
What happened to Chaz?
Oh my God, Chaz, he's fine.
Fuck me, man.
And he can't open it to it.
Apparently, Top's chrome is out today.
Is that correct?
Is that correct, chap?
Oh, it's not.
Where's it out?
Oh, it's out on Thursday.
Prem Krollerman.
So, let's have a look here.
May.
The Ā£254 box. Oh my lord above. The Ā£254 box. I fucking love that. Now there's no
more need for Dynastir. We're fucking getting cases and cases chat. These are
some of the cards you can get chat. These are some of the cards you can get.
one of one. I locked him as a
a winning Rune. I did see a
I did see a back in. Let me try and show you the back of this chat.
What did I say? What did I say?
I'm never looking right where is
David Beckham this chat this is the one of the cards. I want this 100 percent look at this
Could genuinely be one of the best cards ever
Look at that
look at that how unbelievable is that
absolutely incredible absolutely incredible so yeah that's that that's one
of the ones we'll be fucking chasing let me tell you can you can you pre-order
of tops. Don't think you can, Gania. Oh, you can. All products. Football. Premier League
tops now. Is that the one? No, it's not a tops now, is it? They're sold out. Of course
the
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St. Domingo jivita format pipping jivitam. It's Lou Bertie jivitam mate rocky jivitam months as well man
Thank you very much mate
Right chat when it comes down to football analysis
Right, we need to have a look at this
And I'm not gonna say too much, but what I am gonna say
Is Winston, you know I say I've got a game tomorrow and we need to look at this team
There's a certain someone okay that I do not want to fucking lose to
Okay, and it's someone here in
In this thumbnail and it's not the people on the left
Micah Richards if we lose to Micah Richards, I'm going to fucking lose it
Okay, I'm going to absolutely fucking lose it
however
I'm hoping
Big meets he's gonna bottle it as per usual
I've done given a 25 months mate go on the bike Alvin given a 17 Declan given a 14 Vincent given a 10 mate
Legends man, am I streaming it? No
Big meets dog use toys ACL you Joe the big is the fact you're laughing at that bro journey makes me want to just ban you
So what we'll do is I'll give you one more chance. You can come back in 10 minutes
There's no way he's toys ACL
A year ago today we signed Dargoot. Fucking unbelievable mate. It's gonna be a video, yeah.
He's bullshit, I know. It's just weird to laugh at someone being injured in it. Maybe I feel
that way because he's one of my players. I need one of the best fucking players in the
world. Just saying. Right then. Oh, JDGil4life for Gawd, for the F-dead. Pipis Guy Walker
with a 1000 bitties. Thank you very much for the bits but I appreciate the bits. Fucking legend.
Thank you Skywalker love. Thank you. Let me fucking time you out. I'm sure you'll just
sat there fucking spamming that charlotte. You said it twice charlotte. There's your
I've actually been sent a clip that I need to look at.
KSI says angry ginger would be easy to fight.
Just hang on for a moment, because...
Angry ginger.
Angry ginger.
The...
But you know what?
The...
He'll be funny though.
Angry ginger.
Angry ginger.
The...
But...
Is he off his fucking head?
I ain't gonna do this, I ain't gonna do this thing where I force a boxing fight with him, alright?
Because that's not me, I don't need to fight him.
There's a reason he's put me there and it's pure intimidation.
Pure intimidation.
Do you know what I mean?
Pure intimidation.
And prove him wrong, gee, I will do. No problem. No problem.
I'll tell you something now, he wouldn't dare say that to my face.
He wouldn't dare say that to my face.
Nice.
I like that.
Nice.
I love it.
One person says ring him and then everyone says ring him.
I'm not going to be ringing him.
No, but 215 Mikey, 212 FaZe Chris, 215 Gemma, 217, thank you.
Pop, pop bang, you know, sir, on the floor, where you belong. Right. Perfect. All are all the big boys
playing in the side. I don't have a fucking clue. I'm not in the side, man. I don't know who's playing.
I don't know when, I do know when actually, it's the 18th of April. I don't know anything.
you've got no fine experience to be fair I lost three fights in high school lost
three fights in high school put some respect on my name mate put some
respect on my name please thank you I've got lots of experience lots of
experience didn't go well didn't go well but I've got experience mate trust me
And oh
And I've also turned with Tom Aspin on now
I honestly think a week with Tom Aspin on that's what the shit out of him
But listen, I'm not here to fucking prove I'm harder than JJ and all that bullshit. We've got we've we've got
fucking some analysis to do it right wouldn't it take you on this team
tomorrow wouldn't it take you on this team tomorrow and and I'm not fucking
losing I am not losing to big meeks so them spec savers best worst team
let's find out what it's all about for me personally it would be really
nice if we could have a season that wasn't embarrassing we just could not
get a remote I wouldn't really call it football sometimes I mean imagine we
actually lose by the way but these are gonna be grown men playing against me
under 21s not even on kids it welcome back to a new series of spec savers
still can't lose. I'm f***ing
old now.
Age does not matter.
Oh, I'm f***ing old.
Micah's going to be gaffer and playing.
Here we go. This is the team we're playing against.
Two hours before kickoff.
Sad bastards.
show you the direction that we go into, towards the change room and the home pitch, so yeah we've got
one set of change of rooms there and then where the boys are up here you've got another set of
change rooms which we're normally... proper grass roots this... uh home pitch that we use on
for the last watch since we've ever been in a club for... going up Ted... season eight season
enough you've got a rugby club house down there uh their change of rooms... I'll tell you
for Sunday League that ain't bad that. For Sunday League that ain't bad.
Jason Carlin.
So, every day I love to go out with everybody.
Big star.
Well, he isn't, so.
Oh.
I go to my nearest.
Yes, Jason!
Yo, I'm in your vicinity, man.
No, you're in London mate, you're not in Manchester.
Okay, so if I go to Manchester right now, can I get a tour of your house?
Um, yeah, feel free mate, yeah, if you really want one.
How far is Manchester from London?
About two and a half hours.
Ah, fucking hell.
Yeah, probably not going to happen mate.
Oh, you're ducking me, you're dodging me.
I'm not ducking you, J6, when do you go back?
I go back on the 6.
sex so that means okay and why are you busy but on the phone are you busy on
Wednesday well I believe I might be in London on but I am in London on Wednesday
Anyway, but it just depends about whereabouts
Oi, are you doing the thingy?
Are you doing a shoot or no?
I feel like we're doing the same thing
You sure?
It's not with Lily?
I've never had a lilly in my life.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait.
Are you doing something with Lily Philips?
Oh my God.
Jason doing something with Lily Philips.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Okay
What the fuck is
It hurts I think it might be something to do with the softener you use in maybe
Okay, no, isn't it?
Yeah, he's definitely got aids I just didn't want to break the news to him
I didn't want to break the news to him, but he's got AIDS.
It's a shame in it really, it's a shame.
It's either AIDS or gonorrhea, and I don't know which one you'd rather it meets to be
honest with you.
Either way I wouldn't want any of them.
Hey listen, it happens to us all.
It happens to us all.
It happens to us all.
Tucker, do you have any 20 months mate?
Alright, assistant manager's called down, good to know.
Interesting.
What do you mean, Chris?
Can I turn the audio upside?
Here we go, who's this?
It feels like my whole life, I've been playing Wally, you know.
I play you right wing back right now.
Right wing back. That means you play five back.
OK, good to know.
Wall it.
Right wing back.
There you go. Play five at the back.
Pretty much every roadside goalkeeper for Wally.
Getting beaten week in, week out.
I'm following the vice-pensers, brother, seven bit.
It's just about having fun and being competitive at least.
I can see why you'd feel like that Owen.
They played 18 games last year, 1-1, drawn 1 and lost 16.
Right okay, good to note down, in good form.
In good form.
Um, okay, it's either be interesting last year walley finished rock bottom of the Brentwood Sunday League Division 3
With just four points to their name. It was certainly a year to forget. Yeah, it's a certain no golden sir
with you hopes the same routine of 20 make Christian a trade to go up. What's that there?
Oats! The same routines!
I sort of...
Right wing back and semi-skim milk.
Watch this, I have to have to play.
What's this? This is what you've got to do to win games.
Alright, James. Yeah, you alright, Aaron? Am I interrupting
anything, am I? Yeah, absolutely. I'm live on stream.
What is it? I'm wondering what milk has Daisy Hill got?
What milk have we got? Yeah, what milk?
This is a weird one. I think it's just like semi skim right we're gonna need whole milk or the orange milk for tomorrow
Because the right wing back for the team you're playing has semi skim so we can't give him what he wants
Yeah, yeah, we want whole milk or orange milk
Perfect nice one mate appreciate that a lot what you want to
Where is it
Oh
Against blood pool is it yeah, right all right no worries
Oh fuck okay fair enough
Right no, is I might I might I might knit down
All right, no worries mate
You're fucking
I'm glad you fucking know me. Thank you
Right, alright.
Right.
I might have done to that.
I've not watched Age of Hell in ages.
I might go.
It's just nice to break the stream as well,
and get Jason to know, obviously not.
I don't know where is my IRL.
Oh, it'll be downstairs.
Let me go and charge it.
Rapid charge.
Cause why like me, would be in me
When all I really wanted was to have some fun
I'm telling you one thing, you're number one
I don't understand how you're number one
When it was just a thing to talk about, you're number one
See, all I did was play twice from my own need
From my own name, number one
You lift me off the ground
what else can we say we lose it to be fair we don't because days are actually fucking
good now we's gonna go we's gonna go we's gonna go I run at the wheel tell me how
Oh, God, does it feel?
Oh, actually, then again, going off the opposition.
Fog mat, won't be doing anything there.
Fog mat, definitely won't be going to your away game,
let me tell you.
Give Jake a little bit of a shout,
and he doesn't really like Fog Maw, so I probably won.
Right, let me put me... IRL phone's coming on, hang on.
Right, back to this here.
Hang on, we're getting all milking.
All milk is in, perfect.
Wake up, sit around for a bit, usually skip a shower, try and stomach breakfast, try and stomach some coffee.
What's he having there? What's he having there?
Shut the rat holder.
Oh that's hilarious. That's excellent. You have to go bush.
Oh I ain't gonna go bush.
Number 20 there. What's he drinking? That kind of cider.
Water, canned water at 9.45m.
Right, shut the toilets as well.
Shut the toilets.
Shut.
I'm a bit of a fatter fonderer so I've got my ankle guards, I've wear ankle guards, don't
worry I'm going to miniaturist.
Right wing back is a fucking fanny.
Fucking ankle guards, fuck off.
It can be brutal out there on a Sunday, the other way is I'm looking for my little lacrosse ball
for the bottom of my feet. I can't find my lacrosse ball so I'm going to go for more
chopped tomatoes instead I think I'll do the trick. All you sit sort of just on the
outskirts of Brentwood and then also the edge of a nice-
Am I fucking seeing this right?
It's still a good place to be honest. Oh god I've crushed that can.
Today's opposition comes in the form of the Shepherd, had a few rough battles with
in recent. The fair win back. You know you've got to be up and down all day. Here we go.
They know if you're playing right wing back, left wing back, you know you've got to be
up and down all day. They play 5-3-2. If you're midfield you've got a battle. It's weird.
It's more often than not, even in the winter it does seem to be sunny over in
Mawley. So this is the home ground we're just coming up to now. It's sort of attached
this nice park and there's a few pitches we play on that far one over there looks
like there's a game of is that cricket it is the same as when but if all they
gonna go there and play of a low block then we ain't gonna play five at a back
currently happening so hopefully they're done by the time we we turn up
there's a few players arrive nice and early do not on time which is early in
Luke's book apparently. Then got a nice Ā£2.55 coming your way. Let's get it over with I
suppose. People are very keen to play for Wally for some reason. It used to be scraping
around for 11 and I think we've played a game or two with just 10. No, right now, people
love Wally. We're going to do an IRL at Daisy Hill, but the IML phone's fucking
I'm totally dead so I don't know if it's going to work or not.
Right.
Big base.
You're not playing today?
I am.
I've got to get them on the side.
I'm not cheating.
You should be doing the side.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, good.
You more or less watch this.
Boy, positioning in then.
As we know, we're playing Sheppard at home today.
We've obviously played him in pre-season,
Which was a new wardrobe Luke will be here at some point as you know he was he's a big son baby elsewhere
That's right. Wally manager Luke is late for the biggest. There you go
Manager goes away during this season fucking disgusting
Imagine doing that going away during the season Luke is the manager. Let's have a look here Luke
equals a gaffer
He's going to get a tad more on him later.
Starting line up for us today.
It is the 3-5-2.
3-5-2, OK, that's interesting.
We normally play.
We've got Robin Goal.
Owen, right wing back.
So hang on, they've got Robin Goal.
Right wing back is Owen.
Yes I'll say Harvey left wing back Harvey's left wing back
If we turn it back to Dave JB and Brad Dave
JB and Brad
It's feel free. We have J. We have Zade and we Zade
Have Ethan Ethan
Okay
The front three will be Rafe and Alex. Rafe and Alex up front. Interesting.
They are there for the takings. Last week we started a slope but today we will intensify
that and get yourself out there and ready. The game will come and we will get this win.
So let's get up through it and get out there. Yeah? Come on. Come on.
I hope he's doing the team talk tomorrow because there'd be more atmosphere than if he fucking grandad's humor.
And manages on a plane to make things worse, there's a slight kit issue.
I bet he's put it in a bin. I bet he's put it in a bin on a plane. You watch.
Dave couldn't find it when he went to look for it this morning.
But if it was over the fence then he wouldn't have to bring it with him.
So better just looking for a kit that we couldn't find.
One of the boys used it last week.
And then he put it over the fence and we thought it was before the fence.
Last week I wanted to do a camera on someone else's fence.
I'm sorry, Morrie.
Right, I'm going to put my phone on charge downstairs
so it charges quicker. One minute.
We might speak deeply like we were before we realised
We were sad to be home, to leave at the restless
It was just like a movie
There we go
It was just like a song
Charles, can you get to mine for like quarter past seven?
Cheers, mate
Yeah, I've charged me portable, don't worry
Right, back to what we were saying
They're having a napkin, yeah.
It's time they leave, get everything out of here.
Next time on Let's Save the Last First Team,
we find out whether...
Well, okay, that's episode one.
So we found out, all right,
you play a three, five, two,
Rob's in gold, Dave J.B. Bradley at the bat line,
Owen's your right wing back, Harvey's your left wing back,
Jay Zayden, Ethan in the middle,
Rafe and Alex at the front man.
Let's have a look at episode two,
and see what sort of football you play.
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Challenging forget it froze you a 20 mate. They lost all my
This season spec savers have stepped in to try and turn their fortunes around
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Roy said join the multiverse.
Hello. Oh yeah you're okay in playoff.
Yeah you're you alright Roy?
God, Chaz has shit at this game! Chaz has fucking wank!
You're a kick-off! You're a kick-off!
And you fucked the kick-off!
Oh, then why is he in our fucking ass?
Because you know the back!
Why do you relate to me?
I'm gone! Well done, Roy!
What the fuck are you doing? Well done, Roy!
Well done! My name's Roy and I don't know how to hit a point of fucking fault!
My name's Chaz and I'm a big filled-up condom!
That's disgusting that's disgusting wait, so I'm just wondering you didn't need me then Roy
Did you need me chance oh?
I don't know. I've just done 30 people acting like an alarm clock in my chat
So I'm just wondering if a quarter past seven is the right time. Yeah, that's right mate. Yeah, is that all right?
All right, no worries. No worries kids and you could you could piss off now?
If we could have the season that wasn't embarrassing.
Today is game day.
I have a full squad, but Wally and the Singh are managing.
Turning as Wally welcomed the shepherd to Wally playing fields.
They lost 6-0 to them last year and that was with the manager.
Oh, 6-0 they lost.
We work together, we dig in.
We turn them over.
They are not having any chance to f***ing grieve in this game, alright?
I don't want a little... then breathed. Does that mean they press?
Straight from the off-dome!
Oh, hello!
What?
How'd you do?
Hello, good to see ya!
Yeah, that's how I've heard.
Where you been?
On a plane.
Hey!
Manage is that?
I literally have nightmares from nightmares this morning.
Where everything that possibly could go wrong wouldn't be wrong.
modernity that wears a backwards cap that we're getting dealt with similar
but let me write that down, let me write that down, backwards cap
put that down
didn't do that at all
so yes it's been a lovely morning but you know
can't do it for the lads, ain't ya?
my name's Luke Armstrong, manager of Wally FC, effectively known as Gaffa
It was something I've always been interested in. I've done coaching before and I thought what better to do Sunday League
where it's with a bunch of mates that you enjoy going out with for a beer afterwards. It's not taken too
seriously but people still want to play football. I'll just think about Luke all day long but he said
he'll get a bit too big if I did so. He's very down to get annoying in selections but what
manager of the club? It's Luke, wasn't one of the club leaders. Jordan Giverty, 19 mate, thank you brother.
Here we go.
Oh, switch of play.
Zade, man in the middle there.
It's been a matter of time before it comes, I think, the flash goal.
It looks like a fast start from us, which is a positive.
Here we go.
Oh, it's bubbled!
It's been a tight opening half hour,
but you should never rest on your laurels where Wally FC is concerned.
That's it! That's a roster.
Got to be a pen.
Yeah, penalty. Goalkeeper's erratic.
Definitely a pen. Here we go.
I get it.
He's going to go left, I can tell.
Goal! Forget about that and goal!
Last season was awful.
I mean, if you talk to the players, it was probably me.
But if you talk to me, it's probably the players.
It was meant to be the great reckoning of war.
I think it was a lot of trying to play...
Di Bala tattoo, that's interesting.
Hey, Jay, give it a try too, mate.
Thank you very much for the break.
Try it too, boys.
Well, I'll come back in, man.
And it's about playing a...
Cheers. Oh, nice.
I'll tell you some right now that you're a well-unplaced.
Which is something that I don't think Sunday League teams do.
One man who's key to the wheelie way is their skipper.
Jack Bailey, my captain.
Jack Bailey's the captain.
I'm assuming he's the central center half, JB.
My leader, my second boys, my hot headed captain
is probably the easiest way to-
Hot headed is it, that's interesting.
Hot head.
Fucking let him know first time.
Let him know.
But overall, somebody that cares massively about the club.
You haven't been weird, Stephen.
He's a leader and he's, he leads by the way he plays as well which is, you know, if there's
There's a 50-50, you know, JV is putting his body on the line and...
Oh, sorry, Alex. Er, it's 551, mate.
I'd rather win the league. Oh, in Binks as well, yeah.
If I'm being honest.
There's a 50-50, you know, JV is putting his body on the line and giving his all for Wally, you know.
I don't want to win the league. I would love to win the league, if I'm being honest.
But that's not... It's not the real one-end, or I'd like...
I'd probably fucking win a game first.
I'd like us to be a unit.
I probably fucking walk before you can run
Oh, Ben's composed, he'll get into the pocket, so he moves back into midfield, which will
probably be composed, he'll get into the pocket, so he moves back into midfield
spotted some of that straight away
here we go
which will probably bring a lot more plan for the Lions
and then maybe we'll probably do a second one
where we'll put JT and left wing back, who's just...
finished!
where we'll put JT and left wing back, who's just...
Finish that.
I mean, that's something.
Rob! Rob! Rob!
Rob! Come on, let's go!
Rob! Rob! Rob!
Rob! Come on.
What do you call that with his hand? What can I write there?
Assistant manager suffers with...
Is it an aneurysm? What's an aneurysm? It could be.
I don't get it. Yeah, assistant manager likes a windmill
Oh, that's a foul
They've got three massive centre backs and all we've done all off is pump it up to him.
Most important thing you're ever going to do.
You might as well, we'll literally just go here.
They love a long ball to that, that's interesting.
Here's the ball, here's the ball, here's the ball.
So much better in the second half, yeah.
Intense he desire, work rate, everything I want.
Don't mess about.
Challenges as well boys, firm challenges.
Yeah, of course they're gonna go in hard, but don't f**k it out of it, going hard in the first couple of challenges, pushing back as well.
They've got two quick forwards that are pummeling every single time.
Boys, come on, let's go, yeah, let's go, let's go.
We were all over it normally, we just didn't finish our chances and that's so much last season coming back in, you know.
I hope he's not this thank you because he should be the one f**king finishing up.
Wally's still the same, I guess, but no, we've got a chance though, we've got a chance.
We were well in it at first half and we should have captained Tyre's really.
So Luke said his piece can the play is weak where's Luke we didn't start
On a lucid gas for never mind
Hang on a minute. Hello. I'm gone number 26. I've never been a tricky player. Let's have a look
My name is Aitimith, I play Central Micheal and I play for Wally.
To be honest, I'm interested.
This is a lot better than all of us, it's just a bit better on my trial level.
When I was younger, I was both Chelsea Academy and Bryan Academy, the same clichƩ, I was
I didn't play for about two years from 14 to 16 and then I joined the non-league system
and then suddenly I just played for fun really.
He just kind of wins back that ball.
The killer 26 mate.
He does that little turn to make that little bit of space and he's become quite a big
part of the team and I think maybe why the results are starting to turn around is
well he's got a large part to play in that for sure because he's very good.
The main difference between High 11 here is just the composure on the ball.
You get some of the ball you don't know what's going to happen.
I love it.
I mean, I have a love-hate relationship with Zayt, because he clearly knows he's one of the better players in our team.
I wouldn't really call it football sometimes. I mean, you guys were down today, you saw it.
Well, if you're watching this day, put your shin pads on me, because you're gonna get fucking nailed in the first five minutes.
Nailed the cunt.
26.
There you go.
You want to try all that tricky shit? Well, fuck you, see how you try that tomorrow.
There we go!
There we go!
The difference is, hey, do you want me fucking getting back up from ours?
Yeah, do you know what? I take it back. That's disgusting.
seem to have struck a chord we are still to get on the score sheet though
play tricks it switcher what is he doing
let's go let's go first and second please
Yeah!
Come on!
Right, it's gone.
Just let me twerk him right here, number five can't run.
Just don't have a minute here, they're looking at his goal again.
It's in your angles and that goal.
You know, I fucking can't think so.
So he swung it in.
He's bad.
Once you've won it in, he's bounced and gone all the way down.
Right, he's gone.
Yeah, that's it.
Right, he's won it!
Oh, full time of loss.
Despite pushing, Wally couldn't find an equaliser.
A vast improvement on last year though and a sign of things to come.
Before we do anything, just listen in for me please.
I've got to say, in terms of what we've done second half,
done second half so much better, so much more physical in what we were doing. We probably
played better football. Please, once we started playing short and we started playing to the
gaps into midfield and stopped bypassing them, that's when we had a lot more of the play.
It's a tight game 2-1, ain't something that last season we've ever lost that probably.
You lost anyway?
Just make sure that you take positives away from every game. Don't come off with negatives,
don't come off arguing with each other, don't come off with moaning about the
2-2 last minute, would have been 6-0 last year.
The ref's only one person in that pitch, he's not the other 11 people on that pitch, yeah boys.
Apart from that, let's go again next week, training on Wednesday, yeah boys.
Come on, come on, come on.
I've noticed Team morale is loaded, even what a clap together.
Team morale is very low.
You can tell, you can tell that.
Oh.
This ends.
We've got good players.
We're, yeah, playing a system which we think works and, but maybe we've got it all wrong
and we just need someone to come in and say, you've got him playing on left wing there,
but actually maybe he'd better be better in center mid or up front.
Maybe you'd better be better in the center mid or up front someone to come in and think outside the box of the box
We've been in for two years where we haven't got any
Results, I think sometimes like when I haven't taken over a few of the players don't listen or believe in what I'm saying and doing
When you've got someone that's coming from the absolute dark no one knows what either high-profile name
Under mime in the money just straight away go right. Yeah, it's definitely there is not a real togetherness there under
MINE IN...
...MANAGER.
NO...
...SEGAVERNUS.
Thank you, Alan.
Right, so that ass fucking got in that. He wants an ex-Premier League Manager and he gets fucking my corrections.
I would like some new fucking years of knowledge and experience.
We need to let him show that we can do it.
Oh, he should be fucking gutted.
Absolutely ridiculous.
SpexSaver pulled it out of the bag.
That was not the person we were expecting at all.
He's got a high level of understanding of football that I don't have.
It'd be good to sort of get him working alongside me
to change Wally's fortunes.
Yeah, we are something.
We are currently fifth in the league which is our highest position in about three years
Yes, he's okay live on stream
Yeah, really good, thank you, mate. Are you
Well
Not unless he sold a fucking story to the papers. I don't think he does know
why why do you ask that right did you have a can of Stella did he have a
can of Stella
probably isn't him then would you wear the white vest no no mate mate me
that's not an Uber driver in fucking LA he's a truck driver in England and he
He works the fuck he probably had he stole back.
The one's hit, Doc.
Okay.
Yep.
He didn't even fall for my hit, Doc.
Chill yourself, brother.
Yep.
It's time to start on your minute taxi driver for...
Oh, right. Okay, I get it. There's no one in the seat.
I get it. So is that a thing in LA is it? There's no there's no there's no drivers in
Ubers. So I'm wondering if there's no one in the sea how could that be my dad's Michael.
being labelled spec savers best worst team has obviously given Wally the boost they needed
as they've already surpassed their points total from last season.
After three defeats on the bounce, they picked up a draw against St. Eagle's
thanks to a last-minute lob from Brayden.
What about that for a finish?
Wow, finish!
Back at it a week later, when they picked up a vital 3-2 victory over Leeside Colts,
the goals from Brayden, Wraith and Tarvy.
Well, I mean, he's fucking five yards offside.
Tarvy.
in what world is he not offside some of the league though isn't it those results leave
them fire left oh shit yeah you might be fine yeah you just bought on table those results
leave them sitting pretty in fifth place on seven points turn around is well and away
But while things are looking up on the pitch, off it's, there's a slight problem.
Ooh.
Oh, Mil!
Dan Sibley has left the club.
It's a great shame to be fair, he done a...
Dan Sibley!
Well, he didn't start anyway.
Locked for the club in the time he was there as a player and a manager.
Harvey's done!
Harvey, step away from him!
He'll do 4-3-3.
He'll do the 4-3-3, yeah?
Do like a 4-3-3 to the health interest in.
He's now moved to London so it means that he can no longer commit to games and training.
It's been a massive loss for me.
I definitely need some help.
It is a lot on match day.
So any help from spectators would be much appreciated.
Well, that's why-
Fuck, I don't know, what are they starting with in games?
Fuck!
All right, okay, I cut it out.
Right.
No, mind them.
We're here to turn the worst team in the country
to, well, not the worst team,
starting with some help from a footballing legend.
Legend is mental.
I can't keep the secret, I've got to keep the secret!
I know, I'm my favourite kid.
Former Man City in England, Defender, now Wally FC, Assistant Manager.
Yep, that's right, a Premier League winner stepping in to save Wally and give Luke a helping hand.
What more can you ask for?
So when I got asked to do this, I was absolutely buzzing.
Not just because it was SpectSaver, it's just because I like remembering where it all started.
So coming back to places like this is just amazing.
I absolutely love it.
I always said I won't go into coaching,
but now I think I'm changing my mind
because I'm too passionate to be on the side.
I'm not engaged in what's going on.
And I feel like at grassroots level,
I can make a difference.
So you're gonna see more of me.
I like that.
What's the goal then, Mike?
Four points last season.
This season we've got to do better than that.
I'm looking for 15 points at least.
I'm not gonna go too high.
I'm going to say 15 points to start off with.
15 points.
I'm putting my name on the line, you know what I mean?
I don't want, I want victories.
I'm a winner.
I won the Premier League.
I won the FA Cup.
Honestly, trust me, big meets in charge.
Assistant, no charge.
Not number one, number two.
I can guarantee a win already.
I can guarantee it.
I know who's going to win.
I just know it.
Wait until you've seen them first, Micah.
The team and myself are very excited.
There's a lot of discussions around today
about who could possibly come in. A lot of us are extremely excited about the proposition
of someone coming along to help us because God knows we need help.
They're going to be fucking going when he finds out it's meant to be an iconic fucking
micro-agent.
I've got years of knowledge and experience in football and also can help all of the
players understand what is trying to be achieved on a weekend. There are people
I'd absolutely love but I think that's probably best to wait and find out.
With Luke making the four minute journey to the pitch, there's a new assistant
Manage awaiting to surprise him when he arrives.
If I were you the hero and I'd say you're wrong.
Morning, morning, mornin'ads.
Thank you, it's been a good ride.
So, in Warnley, in Essex,
we've come to see the worst team in the country.
Catboy, I'm excited to watch them play.
Honestly, how do I do?
I'm here to win, to bring that big mix of energy.
Let Luke be what he needs to do,
and I'm gonna do what I need to do and I guarantee you now, welcome home. Remember I told you here first, welcome home.
Alright, let me write down, new assistant is a knob.
New assistant's a knob at.
The players are in the changing rooms.
There we go.
They don't seem to look nervous.
Before they meet my-
Is that Kurt Luka? Before the game?
Kurt Luka is going to find out who his new assistant is.
Very nervous, but also very excited equally.
What?
What?
Oh, my God!
Come on, Luke!
I need to stop that!
Hey!
Hey!
We don't talk about that stuff.
You were late.
What's going on?
I don't have a day.
You don't have a day?
I don't have a day.
I don't have a day.
Yes.
Are we going to wait today or what?
Yes.
Yeah?
You ready?
Let's have a look at you.
Let's get you right.
Okay.
Hold on to them.
Yeah, if you look the part, you feel the part, yeah?
All right.
Cool.
How you doing, yeah?
Everything you need, I'm here for you.
May I just win?
No problem, win today.
But, if you go keep us up in one, I'm going to go in there.
I'm going to go in there?
I wonder if he goes in there tomorrow, that'll be interesting.
All right, it's that's a pleasure.
So tell me a little bit, what's going on?
Just can't really get wins.
We won a couple of games this season, but...
He's absolutely buzzing.
Here we go.
Here we go.
He's been the assistant manager.
I can tell you, you will be absolutely buzzing.
boys, big energy when he walks in.
Fucking shoe on site.
Trust me, you absolutely love it.
Let's go, boys, yeah?
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What's going on?
What's going on?
I think we can do louder than that.
One, two, three.
Get yourself up here, Lee.
New assistant is off his head.
Talk to the boys. What's happening?
As you can tell, allegedly his big face.
Yeah, T-Moral togetherness, he's back just five big minutes.
They've won these fortunes.
I'm not taking over your job, I'm just scouting, you know.
Go keeper, go keeper.
Yeah, if you ever think I'm coming in.
So what's going on with the season? What's happening?
Who's skipper?
What's your name?
Jack, talk to me, Jack, what's happening?
J.B., they call him.
So, you're babing the manager for that?
Is that the system? Is that the players?
He's on.
Yeah.
Well, the manager's on there.
He's playing the manager in five minutes.
He's playing the manager now.
You were late last week, weren't you?
Yeah, I was on there.
So, if you want...
Captain throwing manager under the bus, I've noticed that.
There's no loyalty towards the manager.
That, for me, there, is captain's got to go for that.
That's it, the standards. You've got to be on time.
You know the rules.
Well said.
What formation are we going for today?
We are going for a 4-3-3 today.
4-3-3?
I don't think they play 3-5-2 anymore.
Naturally we've got Rob and Gull.
Bit awkward, but they're just going to do second half.
They're going to do hoes out right wing back.
There we go. Hang on.
Hang on. They're signing fucking
Spanish internationals there.
What the fuck is going on here?
What the fuck is this?
Alright, then I've got Robin Gold.
Fucking Jose at right back. I'll tell you what, I'll give it two weeks and we'll see Jose in fucking Bar League on five grand a fucking week of my corrections.
Got Dave and JB, centre-backed.
Dave and JB.
Dave, JB.
Isaac left back.
Isaac left back.
You've got Ethan, Ben and Zade in the...
Ethan, Ben and Zade.
I'll put Zade as the number 10 because that's the position he's probably going to play.
The middle of three, flat-free, then you've got Owen.
It won't be flat-free either.
Hang on.
The middle of three, flat-free, then you've got Owen.
Right wing, right...
Owen on the right.
Wraith and Braden as a front three.
Wraith and you got Owen, Wraith and Wraith.
Wraith striker.
Wraith and Braden.
Wraith up top, Wraith scored some goals.
Yeah, about time. But no, they're all serious these boys.
Big difference today. Let's just try something a bit different. Let's just be positive out there.
on each other's back. Let's go enjoy the game and let's go get a win. Yeah, boys, let's go.
Next time on Specsaber's Best, Worst Team and Micah spur Wally on to victory.
Come on, Ed! Come on, Ed! Finish! No! Not now!
I'm here to win, to bring that big meat, energy, remember I told you.
Convacity. Oh, big...
So a lot of... Here we go.
Someone called Essex Minus, they're an under 21 team.
So a lot of it's going to be quick football, probably a lot of long ball football with pace up top.
Interesting, he thinks in the 21s team he's going to be quick football, a long football.
So number 10, at his age, loves the free ball outside the boot.
He's going to fuck it up in one day, isn't he?
Well, actually, typically I thought we'd start running onto it.
So, Ethan is number 8, so about in 6-5 still going to head up.
Ethan, E645 he is in centre mid, 6, 4, 5. Can't win an Edgar. Not good in the air.
Number 7 is Ben, he is a former Tottenham, which probably doesn't make him good to be
Academy. Interesting, Ben's Tech here.
Er, but, er, it smells like getting shot from over here to be friends with himself.
Owen at right wing, it's a bit different, normally he plays right wing back, these are
slow walk.
Mmm, quite a few of the no-wins like there for a keen best player.
And you've got our captain, who's number three, Jack Bailey, who loves to play out
Most of the time it gets caught in the ball.
That's interesting.
So if you want to get caught in the ball tomorrow,
we get impressed a fork.
I think the 4-3-3 allows us a higher price.
It allows us to have a bit more freedom of our attacking players
and also just a bit more defensive, solid, at Sunday league level.
Tactical knowledge isn't the best, should we say.
Yeah, but in the 4-3-3, at least, you know,
everyone knows the jobs, don't they?
Why you can put four and then everyone can get behind the ball.
Sometimes you get excited with winbacks,
especially when the ball's caught in the same time, big games.
And this plan of 352 is very advanced for a Sunday League level.
I played it in, er,
Thank you!
In Italy, I'm going to be playing Gino.
You must pick different from the World League, isn't it?
Why is he asking like that?
Mancini played it in my city some time before.
I'm not Mancini.
Well, you won't be able to play!
Put yourself back!
You're not Mancini Luke, cause you've not cheated, allegedly.
You just look at the cameras, I am the man!
Ha ha ha ha!
I can get this man!
Ha ha ha ha!
I am the difference!
I am the big links today!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, well, hopefully.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Wonder if Mike had learnt any other tactical secrets during his time in Italy?
In the first two minutes.
Let him know.
Fuck you now!
Is that what they teach you in Italy is it?
the Mancini school of coaching but it's certainly a tactic and with I said that
I've never been fucking have never coached head and grass roots this is the
first time Mike and seen Wally play in the flesh and they'll be looking for
areas to improve as early as possible on the touch line Mike is getting
I need some boots, I'm slipping all over, any spare boots?
What size ya?
Uh, 10, 11.
Oh yeah, please.
Oh, fucking hell.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Thank you.
Finish!
He's gunning that Wraith, he's decent.
Every attack he's fucking involves somehow.
Just in case.
Believe me, I can give him a good five minutes. I know that much
Pretty quick start to be fair, just want to press a little bit higher and a little more intensive
Oh, I'm done! What's his name, the big lad again in midfield?
I like him, I like the look of him
Yeah, what on 8th?
No man, if they're gonna press it, it's not gonna be fucking
Oh, someone's got a central midfielder Ben to pick up an injury then to make an early
sub as it on comes Harvey Harvey Bench player like that down here might be playing though
No, because I have his injured, because Ben's injured.
Trench.
Now what? Now what, mate? Out back, come on.
Oh! Rob's shaking with his feet.
Get me warm. You know what I've noticed, Olu?
The lack of communication between the lads.
A lot of quiet people.
Yeah.
You know, even just like simple shots.
Man on chelts, that one of it is.
Yeah, silent.
Yeah.
You're having to do everything from the side.
Lovely.
That's it!
Baaah!
Ooh!
Oh!
Baaah!
Baaah!
Baaah!
Look at that!
It's all right for his god.
He's involved again.
He's swung it in.
Can't be getting penned for that, can't be.
Watch our previous games and look at some of the pennies.
And just as the sun comes out, there's a big moment for Wally.
I'm keeping...
Rafe again, told ya!
I'm keeping off side!
YAAAHHHHH!!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
Off side?
No! Liner!
Liner!
It's never off side!
No!
No!
I'm keeping us left.
I'm keeping us left!
How's he keep off side?
YAAAHHH!
I'm keeping off side!
No, liner!
No, liner!
Liner!
It's never offside!
Guys, look! Come on, let's go!
I would say it was even
into the last 10 minutes where
the area was on top there.
Spot on, Micah.
Wally are the team pushing the pace
but just how much longer can they keep up this momentum?
It goes in the box!
No!
Get mech in!
Get mech in!
Ain't it? Referee got speck-savers, do you get it?
I don't know.
Do you get it?
It's a joke, because it's speck-savers, do you get it?
Very close to this particular point.
You've got a good tune in there.
Corner, eh?
I've got a good tune. Just a decision making.
Yeah, I'm going to say a lot.
Stink it back in.
Oh!
Football's been alright, but it's just putting the ball in the back of the net.
But I guess that's everyone's down for on a Sunday league, isn't it?
come on then come on then finish no save right now do you need games mate don't get rid of those already Mike
we've only just given you them I can see that's on side
I'm going to go back to the
first in high.
Wait for again.
Yeah.
Come on, Brad.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
Right.
Right now.
No one signed the known.
Anyway, his first game
will be a one-nil up at half-time.
He's happy and he's got
half time. He's happy but he's got some feedback. Brilliant apart from that, what was that? That
overhead bicycle. Boys, first half really good. Times of what we're doing, shapes obviously
helped out a lot more. A couple of things, pressing high boys, a couple of times I've
said it to particular wingers and that just stand your positions as a front three, make
sure you're doing it and press high and that's really, really hard but keep doing
and we get rewards. You can see we've got rewards and pressing higher.
Rife really good, apart from the over a kick, whatever the hell that was.
Terrible that was. Absolutely, absolutely.
You see me, you see the cameras? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to start.
Okay, Jamie. It's not just today, mate, just a quick one from me.
Communication on the pitch. No one speaks. He's signing out there.
Victoria, Victoria, Victoria.
75 gifted love. Thank you very much, Vic.
Thank you very, very much, love. Bethany! Go on, you mad cat.
From the 24, you're doing well, love.
It's too much.
What in the fuck? Are you off your fucking head?
Why are you just going to be knackered? I don't understand.
It's too much.
Dropping!
This space here in the middle of the pitch is too much.
You ever go together or drop off?
Why are you just going to be knackered? I don't understand what you're doing.
Right, talk as a team.
And you're better at these three, four mils. Simple as that.
Anything else, mate?
Nah, I've been up pretty much here.
Yeah?
Hey, nice way to start that. Listen to him.
So a good first start of a team talk with a Premier League winner.
Let's see if they can put Mike's advice into practice.
Go on then! Go on then!
Tap it in.
Oh my God!
We need to get a start with three of those.
That forwards had a lot of chances.
So I think we need to push it up and just try and get people on.
Jay on at centre mid for Ethan.
Ethan's done really well to be fair,
but it's just bringing that experience on at this particular time in the game.
They see up top four rave, they're doing no break kick and then not doing anything off the line.
And then you've got Alex at left wing because I think it'll be a good match up.
That was like a botting pro comes in, it probably was to be fair.
I'm just scared.
Nice.
Oh.
It stopped, didn't it? Step it back up now.
Well, what is the defender doing?
They're not in control, they're still a bit of sides.
Just need to kill him again.
Yeah, literally just need to get another one, kills it.
Mate, these teams are playing a fucking shit, there you go.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I can't believe what I've seen.
Next game I'll have to go...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're face going now.
We're getting a rollercoaster after us.
A rollercoaster.
Too easy.
Oh my God!
Chaz is here one minute.
Right.
Yes, MK is fine, don't worry.
Full time, 1-0.
Very interesting.
Lovely.
Well, Micah and Luke both have reasons to be cheerful as their latest wins send Wally up
to third.
Too early to be dreaming about promotion.
Merci, Tudaprana!
Big G, Tudaprana mate!
Thanks for nearly giving me a heart attack, I really appreciate it, and thanks for not
finishing the chances, I really appreciate it, but no, in all seriousness boys, a
lot better.
I came here thinking you'd all be going to be f***ed, but actually you're very
Very good, just to back Luke up on that.
Just communication and decision making needs to be better.
But if you play out that every week and believe in each of that,
then there's no reason why you can't go and win loads of games.
So just for me, really happy and keep it going, yeah?
There are not better than the thought there's going to be.
They can improve greatly just by little details,
whether that be communication, whether that be...
Do I make Neil suppose this?
Fuck off.
Oh my god, they have.
Was he not getting played under Moise?
I think sometimes Luke's a very attacking manager, very attacking minded.
He wants to press at all times.
But sometimes what that's doing is, he got the three up front who are pressing
and the three in the field are following him.
Six are going the ball, they all go towards the ball, and there's a massive gap in the middle of the play.
If it wasn't for someone like JB, the man of the match today, it could have been very different.
They talk about the chances at the missed, they missed a lot of chances, but they also, if they had a proper striker today, I can see why they lose games.
But, they've mixed energy today, you know?
They knew my need to bounce, but they'll be gone by tomorrow.
Is it a coincidence?
time on spec saver's best worst team what I would do is something like this then
chop it like that I'm the fuck is this bastard chef
you're not great on the greater I can't be as harsh as I want to be
Luke was great into the blunt side of a grater.
So that was a bad start.
Oh!
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coming in, Zade's going to start, Raffles start, Raifle start, Owen will start, J.B will start.
I think that team probably won't change much. I think we've got a couple of injuries or
people can't make it. Obviously they love to press. They're going, do the latest one.
That is all of them
That's all of them under big meets which is this season
So for
Latest there you go
So yeah, I'll be interested I mean I've got him down to a tee to go to share
I've got him down to a T. I'll be choosing my line up based on what I've just watched
there. Let's go. We'll go Jaden and go. And that's all you're getting to know. What's
your line of speech at
up front will go
hmm
yeah he's
and then we'll go
strike I think you would you go from
probably go
Then in the middle.
Then your bat lined.
Yeah, I don't mind that.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
Holy, 26th moment still.
Fucking legend.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Thank you very, very, very much.
Thank you
You can't play a horror that's not fair. Oh, mate. That's it. That's a men's team by the way
They they should be favorites come into this game
They should be favorites whether they are or not. I don't know but they should be
4-3-3 no keeper needed by the look
Don't let comey get flattened by the six foot fire guy that's that's also true to be fair
Well, the full squad tomorrow because someone told me I stopped dancing at Arsenal Stadium.
Do you know what it is?
It's because they're fucking shit, mate.
And we batted them.
We took the piss, if I'm being honest with you.
That's why we've absolutely embarrassed them.
Do you think Beno is the best fullback in the world?
I will say Penel this season has vastly, vastly improved and impressed.
I think it was to be fair, I think we kind of knew last season he weren't a fullback
but we played with fullbacks so he was kind of unfortunate there.
He had to play there.
However, this season at centre half he's a lot better.
just not in my opinion just not a fullback. Hey bro, give it a
tear one bro. Thank you very much mate. I appreciate that a lot sir. Thank you mate.
Nice. Winton has smashed them two good porters, have them on strings at the back, couldn't
finish their dinner. Well, we'll see them won't we? We'll see. Who do you think the
I think the best player is at Wynton, I mean, that's not for me to say mate, I'm a manager
who coaches all my players equally.
You're going to make me go PR manager mode eh?
I think overall the team together, I think they all benefit, I think they all thrive
on them, bounce off each other to be honest with you.
Depends on obviously it depends on what position you're in about, you're on about striking,
you're on about midfield, you're on about defencing, I think Jadon's the best goalkeeper
in the league.
I might start in tomorrow.
Beno, I've just told you, you fucking shit.
You might as a kid's team, you're not a pet.
They're not kids, they're under 21s, mate.
Thank you very much, they're for their adults.
And whether you manage an under fours or what you can't manage.
Unless you're managing under 12s
or an under fucking 45s, your passion's still the same.
Doesn't matter.
Do you go in a box every night you gain from now on?
No, mate, because I got offered it last week.
I'll be honest, if I get off of it again I'm fucking egg and it was unbelievable.
Oh yeah, Calvin Phillips is Sheffield United by the way, how mad's that?
How mad's that?
Meow for 35, what the fuck?
Meow!
Is er...
What was that? I didn't, I don't think I asked me to you, Chad. Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
What the fuck did you just say?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Goodbye.
Chalma, do you have a six months mate? Thank you very much, but I appreciate it a lot man. Thank you
Chalma Gamer subscribe at six months Chalzen he says you fucking stink
Yes, he did yeah, he did
Interesting
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I missed here we as girl I'm going to minute here by the top thank
you very much mate.
Choo Chow where are days you're in the league you really playing tonight?
Let's have a look.
Is it a club game? Shall we have a look?
Match day.
Oh yeah, the playing... the playing ASC Blackpool.
Let's see what the table is looking like.
very much Zara I appreciate it's time to love thank you thank you love well hang on a minute
where we go
it's loading
fuck off Zach
It's just not loaded nice. Oh, I'm going to minute. Where's table? Oh, days you 14th
black pool of 13th. Oh, it's going to be an interesting game.
then they play a game on the play black people again away Saturday then they've
got two more away games then they're home then they're away
I know that's us I know that's the black pool oh very interesting when the both
boys at IRL planned I believe it should be maybe Friday not confirmed yet but
may be friday
ball of league updates please answer
your bro has not asked a question
and how the fuck am i meant to know anything to do with that
you just literally spam bro, like you've spammed it all day bro, i have 10 minutes
yeah, no, i emailed them because you've got to contact them right about the
backpack
You've got to contact them. I have not heard anything.
Fucking, let me delete that.
Um...
Other...
So, I don't know...
Check spam? Oh, that's a good shout, actually.
Tickets on sale.
Well, they're sold out, so that's irrelevant.
Um...
No, nothing new. Nothing new as of yet chat. You don't need to get tickets for the Sidemen
game chat. IRL Backpack. Yeah, love that. Another one of the match performance if I'm
play and hopefully mate. IRL backpacks have a look. Let me get started. There you go.
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Very interesting.
said Bob says the legit not true bro see how the giveaway of your match worn
guitar shirts about yesterday when's the giveaway oh great we won't get out
shall I
does it smell like it's match warm it's like it's still wet oh it does you can
smell as a fucking there's a bit of Bobby orange on that
stinkin I bet I wonder if it doesn't stink the actual shirt smells nice
obviously I've been running around for 90 minutes on sweating so whatever you
wish. Where's the soccer read match worn shots? Did you win him, Luke? Because I think they're
in the bedroom. I never set them off. I forgot I could fucking do it. When would you hear
back before probably Thursday, man, mate? I'm pretty sure we're all right to go to your
man so I could probably tell you now we don't need anyone else, mate. Sorry. Hey,
is that a look? Do you have a brand new tier number? Thank you, mate. Go on the boy.
Now if Beano was there he'd come to Daisy over me, but he's not here as he's self
If you are what you say
Is he back home yeah, he's in Ireland
Yeah, but Jake is not a football fan chat
Okay, that's what I'm doing. I'll do it later mate.
Brad, give it a gifted mate. Thank you very much, brother. Go on the boy. Thank you mate.
Steve available. Well, he lives in Howerway in fucking Sheffield mate, so probably not.
Something funny, Chaz?
Something funny?
Didn't think so, you shit house.
Who?
Who?
Who gives a fuck shit sit down and shut up
Right, I'm gonna get me IRL phone give me a minute chap
One of your phones slanted.
There we go.
Okay, good stuff.
Is it cold outside chat?
Is it cold yeah?
Yeah, it is the same phone as Jake's
Freezing fuck you know, I better wrap up warm Baltic. Is it that bad?
All right go live on there go live yeah
It's fucking cold like right. Okay. We should be all right for my IRL is a bit late for that mate
Yeah, I'll fucking I'll take a boots for a bit of fucking afters on days. Yeah
For that we chair
Luke Armstrong
Go on the boy very much Luke. I appreciate it. I love me. Thank you very much brother. I appreciate the five me
Go on the boy. Thank you, bro
Thank you mate
Right, where's my dashboard?
Perfect, we'll have to restart it on air now.
Start, perfect.
It's for reason, for reason.
Who's for reason?
Who's for reason?
Fucking unbelievable that from me, I can't lie.
Fucking quality.
Right, let me refresh.
Should be good now.
Right, Jack, I'm going to switch the IRL phone
and it should be okay.
Give it 30 seconds, it might go all black against a bow.
A bit three, two, one.
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I don't want to hold back maybe you should know that my mama don't like you and she
likes everyone and I never liked to admit that I was wrong but I've been so caught
up in my job didn't see what's going on but now I know
whoa hello hello hello all right chat everyone's fucking going to other
people's streams can we all go and let everyone know I'm back please honest that
fucking mayhem when this happens
four
cardboard again
alley alley
cardboard again
cardboard again
cardboard again
alley alley
let's have a look at
I know, I know Cheshire
that's what I mean mate, fucking hell
right we put the phone bank on charge
That was a nice little fucking segment of the stream that word it fucking love it
Right. I'm gonna minute. Oh fucking albino's live. What the fuck? Let me have a look at that
What's going on here has he opened any dynasty today?
No.
Being all light about his nan dying.
Oh, I put digit, oh dear.
Ah.
Maybe camera, sorry.
Sorry for your loss, mate.
Ah, shit that.
Pardon?
Fuck that. She was a knob.
I think I'm asked.
Oh my god he does.
Fucking pussy!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I can't believe you just fucking screamed that.
dirty bastard. That's disgusting that. That's disgusting. Let me just reserve it in case
Reserve, please.
Thank you mate, Lacey said he's going to do the card opening, I don't know what he's
doing.
Oh here we go, mate how big is that room, that's mad.
Oh, Lacey knows about the Red Bull. Lacey knows about the Red Bull.
I'll let him in first round. I'm curious what he's going to open.
Oh, dear.
did you enjoy guitar mate what's this I'm gonna get in there
is he alright him
how fucking stupid can you be
I can't have a fucking spell.
He owes me 200 gifted.
What's he drinking? That's a bit weird. Well, he's jaker.
He didn't even see me before the game.
Makes me fucking sick.
Makes me sick.
Makes me sick.
Where is?
He did to be fair though, he was the only one to be fair.
That's true.
Here we go.
here we go
what the fuck
What the fuck?
What a weirdo, what is he on about?
How does that make any sense?
Not wrong to be fair, Ray Trim, he would.
Are we?
Are we?
This guy.
This fucking guy.
I got a 200 and don't worry.
Let me... let me see if I can get the messages.
behind. It won't be hind. I don't think it will be. Okay, I messaged him. Um, taking
the piss, but I did technically still message him. So I will say it on the 15th of December,
2021. Oh my God, thanks for the follow. Big fan mate. And then he put all my fucking
Thank God, angry Gringe, thanks for the follow, DM man.
I put it so okay, don't worry mate.
He put, keeping this relationship strictly professional,
so tempted to drop some nervous game right now.
Ha ha ha.
Honestly.
Hang on a minute. I've got an important message here. Hang on.
Yeah, if Pike comes to the back rooms I'll play it, if you don't, I'm not.
I've just ordered me tea as well chap.
I'm watching the Betty Jones it now.
Where's me fucking?
Hello.
Hello.
If you're in Jakey's stream, you're just nip to the toilet.
Just so you all know, I'm back from Daisy Hill and live.
Now you want to jump back over to my stream.
I appreciate you all, man.
Fucking legends.
I'm going to be doing a massive, massive giveaway
of a hundred pounds as well, by the way.
Make sure you all jump over back over to my stream.
Fucking love you all, man.
Absolutely incredible.
USB, no, you're all right.
Were you even replying to me?
me. What's this there? Oh my god. It's less than 7,000 subscribers away from a million
chat. If you've not already, please, please, please, please go and subscribe if you've
not already. Yeah, you're right, mate. You'll keep being out. Why? Right. We've just
responded perfectly so all right okay what do you want me to do about that all
right noise
I'm going to minute hello may you okay
really good mate, Daisy, you're absolutely battered him.
4-1, 4-1, oh.
I'm going to minute that.
Well, can I contact you about the idea, yeah, Jamie's put it in my chat, mate, can I can
read it?
It's 5-1 in the end, I think it was, or something like that, mental.
Beano's just getting his fucking call centre headphones.
Are you all right, Beano?
This guy, by the way, I don't understand how this guy does not reinvest into himself.
He's still using Kami's PC. He's still got a shit mic. He's still got a shit headphones
No, because you need to do you need to you need to invest in yourself be no
You spent more in out you spent more on alcohol in the last two months right then you're having yourself
Yeah, well, what was the last thing you upgraded yourself? What was the last thing you bought
to upgrade yourself? When was that? Where's that? Where's that? Yeah, where's that camera
You are fucking get your priorities, mate
I'm just waiting for Beano to get the gift in it if you know what I mean.
why tomorrow okay yeah we'll get it in mate no yeah they must have been living
for three in Qatar yeah I'll get it in now please
yeah I know listen it fucking it hurts me to do it mate but a dynasty ain't
gonna open itself
Yeah.
that's why you don't play that's why you don't play pool with the king
I remember now Jamie yeah yeah go on yeah right you know
You're so close to a mill.
I know less than 7k on YouTube.
Yeah.
Nah, because I've been watching probably.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure. I can see what I can do
Well, ask me how's me like in the Queen's tiktok done
You okay, mate
When
Sure to get me
It's not about the money, it's about the meaning.
Oh, did you get that from Berkshire?
did you get that from Berkshire? yeah because I went to get that but they didn't have my
size what size is it? oh perfect that's fucking mint mate. yeah that's sick thank you mate.
I'll tell you what, take off five gifts did for it.
Yeah, take off five, do you know what?
You're right, I shouldn't have.
I'll just have the 200 still.
Well, why don't you put it in some more dry
if it's brand new, be know.
Please try.
Why would something like that happen, if it makes no sense?
legend cheers be no no call it call it 180 yeah I'll call it 180 no problem
and I'll claim the 20 tomorrow
well just have 180 today and then and then we'll claim it yeah
You know what, Farina, you've got a good point, I'll just take the 200, I'll just, I'll just take the 200 then.
Yeah, do you know what? Yeah, I'll be honest, Kara wasn't actually invited and yet she ended up fucking going so yeah, she can get 50 as well.
Yeah, I'm fucking sure she can.
If you've not subscribed yet, please, please, please subscribe even though probably most of you are, I can't lie. Thank you though.
Yeah, I hear it.
Thank you.
Why are we all spanning one chap? Sophie favorite sub-love?
Oh, yes Jake, he's on his way with me at dinner.
Who the fuck?
Wait, it's enemy stream.
Not enemy stream, sorry, but I mean...
No, I'm not going to do that.
There we go.
Oh, no, I'm not going to run interest on for time taking chat.
No, I don't want to do that, don't worry.
Ain't gonna comb my hair, cause I ain't going anywhere.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me see that in the scrum of Fairchild.
so close
Oh
What?
Oh, be no, you're going to have to, that's a bat.
You can you can you can
No, it's six six four eight is six four eight you're actually you're actually saving fruit in a fifty could if you do it now
And that is also be no be no what are you doing your dick head?
Be no I said 150 because of the jacket
I did!
Fucking Bino! Bino! Bino!
Have you learnt your lesson Bino?
Don't gamble double or nothing's at pull with me mate. I'm a fucking joke
It was to be fun, it was quite close.
How you know?
No one's asked
Hey, W's in the chaff for Beano, W's in the chaff for Beano, what a fucking legend.
Unreal, thank you mate, thank you Beano.
And that is going straight towards the Dynasty Beano, are you happy with that?
Hopefully mate, yeah.
I ain't doing it with them cards in the back
No, where's Jamie? I'm gonna minute
I'm going to request a clean background to see if it works.
No problem, no problem.
Oh wait. No.
We opened them with cards on screen yesterday.
Right, and they were terrible. What's Lacey doing?
Is he playing? Go on, Lisey. Go on, the boy.
How did the fuck do you even do that?
I can't wait to see the overhead kick.
i cannot wait
all fucking him training you fuck off your ad
fought jumps fought that
lacy lacy's just been asking to play in the charity match boys so keep your
phones on just in case someone means just
look at Ron
I
time is 90 K that what mate are you gonna see me fucking
Oh
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, Simon, are you, um...
I think I've got I think you might have a new number I don't have it I don't think he
Yeah, I don't think he's got my new number. I've not got his new number. Sorry. I don't
know. It's light as well in it. I'm probably being bad now
That's right, there's always next year, isn't there, if there's one next year?
I looked at one play last year.
20 minutes, that's a bit too far.
Did you kill a 26 mate?
I
Yes, I'm Ryan
I don't have a lazy number
I don't think I do.
Nah, I don't.
What's my twitch fucked?
I don't have runs either. I thought I did.
No, I don't. Why can't I hear them?
I think I saw them manage their streams at all times.
Oh my god.
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
Bro will not register one fucking pass on target I reckon, he will not register one successful
pass.
Oh my god, Pino.
I
I'm going to say you missed that.
oh my god what is he doing I beg Simon actually bells him to see you know yes
Please meet you all right.
Why would it be me?
You started this yet?
Yeah, fuck it.
What the fuck is Ron doing?
Why the fuck has he ripped his shirt?
Ha ha ha ha!
Matisse, Matisse.
Oh
So I was ringing you yeah nice cold motherfucking imbecile
We've actually been given our fucking rat's today.
Oh my gosh.
The Richard Jake is not believable.
What the fuck are you doing?
Why are you spumming it?
Jinx you bro I ain't some fucking pranks to show time as a fucking ring people
What are you doing?
Is there any episode out? No, uh right, Sunderland and Burnley here we go. There's a heavy DBI from chat
I knew someone would win today.
Deflected as well.
So, is Ballard still playing for Fingy or not?
Well said, Tom Cumbergrain him or me.
Billboards are disgusting.
Ballard's back here.
Yeah, he's a baller Ballard, I can't lie.
I like my eyes good baller
what a finish
Oh, that is a shit-minute, our man.
We've got to save that.
Great save!
Oh my god!
Wow
That's unreal child you know it is
That's unbelievable
What the fuck he's been on doing?
Do I want to see it?
Yes, Sean, are you okay?
There we go.
700 calories and I've just had 50 on a 60 grams of protein
Unbelievable excuse me
What the fuck
Is he alright here?
Excuse me.
Hey chat!
Hang on.
One.
One doors.
I wonder how much they're going to be?
How much do I buy a case for that's what we want a little chat, doesn't it?
it blue? This is it chat. So we go to brakes, right? So this is what he's got. This is it.
So he's going to open. He's got brake one. And then he's got obviously fucking where's
break two, break three, break four, break five. So is this a case or is it a box?
Hobby 12 box case. Oh, that's 12 boxes. So these are cases. So if we wanted Bakao Saka,
Declan Rice and Yocara, it's for Chazza. And then if we go to Man United, what can you get
for United? Oh my God, Zlatan, Runeethon Percy, Carrick Fergie, Bruno Cunha and Bueno.
Oh my god. Wow. That's fucking unreal. You can buy teens born
birth. Man United. Yeah, man. I was his pet for 20 days.
Fucking shit. I don't know. Man United's also now. Carrick
and and Fergie. That's for break number five. Then
let's go to number six oh my god man United again Karik Fergie bro you
can't even get a Rooney or anything let's go to like number ten what the
fuck how are people people are on this straight away
Rooney there you go add to cart that's for break number ten though I want the
fuck and how's can you get she later
Zlatan oh well they mustn't be that good
lacy rookies will go off I can't lie number one yeah that's definitely so
down here crazy what about number 11 when you're gonna do all these in a
day Friday might just be a TFS stream chat fuck you know Wayne ruin it at
car
Who else can you get for United there?
Roy Keane can't and I gigs that's an unreal one that
Thursday. Oh, yeah, if he does these Thursday
Who else can you get all base how much is that 84 fuck that all the base cards of shit?
IRL Friday. You said yeah, I know he's not confirmed the potential
That's a shit one as well
Why is number 12?
Manchester United's Bruno always gone by the way hundreds.
Bruno's always got it, you know it that.
Bruno again.
Jose?
Let's see Jose Mourinho, oh my god, mad.
Yeah, Salah would go off a cartel eye.
Zlatan Tevez Berbetov, Shea Lacy.
I'll go for a Shea Lacy on box 12.
Right, let me see what this comes to.
Why's it not musical?
Tune.
Right, I need to use me credits.
Redeem.
Apply coupon now. Yeah
Great tune oh
Wow
On real it is that one really mate yeah
this could be our final dynasty chat I can't lie it could be our final dynasty
this can't no we actually could be
you've got trying to think you've got we're up right don't give a wrong we're
up but I don't want to just fucking blow everything, do you know what I mean? Excuse me. Mine
I need it tomorrow.
You know, mate.
Come on.
Yes.
Just.
We are filming from three p.m.
Karen, two months, thank you very much Karen.
I appreciate that.
Go on the bottom.
Two gifts.
not two months. Thank you brother. Yeah, you can get a David Beckham by the way. Has Beckham
ever been in anything? Has Beckham ever been in any top cards? Max Dalman would be a fucking
good one you know. How do the breaks work if you pay and nothing comes on the
break? So basically it's a gamble. Basically if you buy a box or a case
it's not a gamble because you guarantee the cards in there and they're yours. If
you get involved in a break then it's a gamble because you're not guaranteed
anything. Yeah, I think Max
Downman, how old is he now? 16 or 17?
I'm at the gym tomorrow, chat up early.
I think people get confused because TikTok, you get something, yeah, people get confused.
Would you ever do what TFF does and sell them?
Yeah, because it's authentic, I like it.
Do you know what I mean?
If I didn't do cards but then started one just to make money, then it wouldn't be
authentic.
I'm all for authenticity 10am bro not sure yet big seat yeah I am a submersion waiting
for him to finish this yes carry man charge okay mate better than swats well yeah of course
but that's just fucking... that's DJing gambling.
Is Collins in the chat?
Well, it's because you get paid to gamble, that's why.
Yeah, Daisy on one four, one mate.
You okay there poor fan? I don't. Collins is there. I might practice before I play Collins
against him as he's cheating. Absolutely all they make. Easy win. Well Josh that's the
best thing about it mate. You don't have to fucking stay here. You can nip out and
come back brother mess it why the fuck has you got messy dress like that
games lost I thought Corey was meant to be good at fortnight you can tell he's
good by the way he's playing the fucking weirdo
Oh
Yeah fucking done in there. Oh
Told you it's good chill crow, bro. Oh
What a fucking copper he is
Ah, what's he wants to do it?
What's he doing?
He's booked the eighth off when you haven't sent you a message.
you a message as it automatically gets approved.
Oh, you would have actually been needed as well.
But you give me seven days notice, so I'll let you have it.
Fucking let him have it.
Fucking cunders for a car.
I wonder if he's better at Azi or Jakey, that should be a good one on one.
That should be a good one on one.
fair as he probably would write the floor of it. Marvel would write a piece of play
this. Is it good?
Lace is calling me on Instagram. I need just some of his number.
Well he isn't.
Hello there.
Lisa.
Hello, Lisa. You okay?
Well, I mean,
Can you hear me mate?
JINGE!
Lacey can you hear me?
Wait is this JINGE?
Lacey you fucking stunk on the bus mate.
Oh my god, you fucking stunk on the bus you smelly bastard. You absolutely stunk a B.O.
Go and have a fucking wash your scruffy cunt.
JINGE are you there?
Lacey can you hear me?
Wait my stream crashed!
I'm here mate. Wait, am I here? I don't know, are you here verbal? I don't know if you're
here mentally. Wait James, turn your camera on. Do you not believe it's me or something?
How it is you. Yeah. Could you not tell it was me? No.
Gingy. Lace it. First of all, can I just say a massive fucking congratulations. You are
going to Wembley playing football in England in front of 90,000 people. 90,000. If you
If you thought Qatar was good, mate, times that by five.
90,000 people are going to watch me on the pitch running up and down
for 90 minutes, scoring a hat trick.
100% yet.
Yes.
Go on a hat trick for 90 minutes.
Yeah.
What? What are you?
What are you going to do to prepare for this game, Lisa?
Oh, I already know my goal is in the charity match.
I already know.
What is it?
So I'm going to practice and I'm going to train and as soon as I touch the ball
and I see a defender coming at me, I'm going to do a rainbow up over the defender.
So imagine rainbow.
Can you show me what the rainbow is going to look like?
Yeah.
So I'm going to get the ball.
Yep.
Put the ball between my legs.
Yep.
Like that.
And it's going to go up over my head, over the defender set.
And then I'm going to run around the defender and I'm going to do a kick
in the air and a kick into the goal.
I can't lie that technique was fucking really good. I
Think you've got it sorted. I think you're gonna be okay. I
Might there is a small chance if the ball is put in the air
I'm going for another bicycle kick, but well the ball wasn't in the air when you went for the first one
That's where I messed up
If I see the ball coming towards me and it's in the air this time
Yeah, best believe I'm connected on a bicycle kick. Okay
Well, why don't you just get Ron to send the ball up to you?
Ron didn't get invited.
What?
Not yet, at least.
Oh my god.
So you're better than Ron at football.
I mean, clearly, I'm better than you, too, huh?
Are we lacing?
That's not actually how it works.
I was only joking about that.
You said Ron didn't get invited,
and I did so I'm better than Ron.
I got invited and you didn't, which means I'm better than you, too.
Listen, I need help.
I need help.
Okay, what do you want to help with, mate?
So, during the week of the charity match, I'm going to come to London the week before.
I need you to train me.
You want me to train you?
I need you, please.
Just take a day.
Take a day.
I'll be in London.
Me and you, we go to the pitch and I need you to train me.
Okay?
Oh my God, he called it a pitch and not a field.
That's a fucking great start.
We're learning.
We're learning.
Yes, yes.
And I need you to train me.
OK, no problem.
No problem.
I'm more than happy to train you.
But I might have to bring an assistant with me.
Who?
He's a man who knows football from the inside and the out.
He's called Steve Bracknell.
OK, OK.
Shout out to Steve.
Yeah, shout out to Steve.
He's an amazing coach.
He's got his own team.
And I feel as though you could really, really develop your game.
You think you can help me?
Yeah.
I, well, to be honest, I see things in you, Lace.
I don't think you're as bad as people make out.
You've got real potential, real potential.
Because you know what it is, I'm a natural born athletic.
Yeah, you're a natural born athletic and you diabetic.
So that's really good as well.
So the things that we can see around you and within you is really good.
Is there anything in your game that you personally want to really work on?
Honestly, I think my football game is pretty solid all around.
What's your diet like?
My diet?
Pretty good diet. Pretty good diet in my opinion. But I will tell you this, I'm gonna cut weight for the charity match.
By the time the charity match comes around, I'm gonna be about 180. I'm gonna really put time into the gym.
I'm going to train 180 kg pounds.
Okay. I was going to say. Yeah.
So what are you now?
196 pounds.
Okay. 16. It's 16 pounds.
You could do that easily.
That's like an hour in the sauna.
No, that's like a month in the gym.
Oh, Draco, you can commit to that.
Yes. Yes.
I'm telling you, bro. I'm telling you when I step a foot on that pitch.
I'm going to be a starter, by the way.
I'm telling you right now.
Draco, you're going to be a starter.
Did Toby say you're starting?
You know, you know what I might say fuck everything and I might try to be a fucking
How are you gonna be able to do your overhead kick if you're if you're a goalie
Are you sure you click enough and I'm quick enough I can run out of the goal
I'll be the first goalie to ever score a goal
I'll be the goalie, I'll run out of the goal, kick it into the other goal, school, I'll run back to Michael.
Yeah, you would be the first person to ever do that, I can't lie.
Wait, okay, actual question, James.
I'm goalie, can't I pick up the ball and run the ball and throw it in the goal?
Yeah, you can, yeah.
So the goalie, when you have the ball, you can pick it up and run.
So, I could just get the ball, pick it up, run like a football, like actual American
football, all the way down to the other side, throw it in the goal.
Yeah, but you only get 60 seconds, that's why you don't see many people do it.
You only get 60 seconds.
If you think you could run to the other side of the pitch within 60 seconds, I
reckon you go for it.
I reckon you do it.
They can tackle you too?
Yeah.
Yeah, but you're going to be so quick and agile, we're not going to be able to get near you if we get invited.
Do you know what I mean?
Let's say Ron gets...
How did...
Go on.
How does it... Is there a draft?
Is there a draft?
Do you like... Because I never got invited before, so is there a draft or do they just...
I mean, there wasn't last year.
So I'll just be placed on a team.
Yeah, do you not know what team you're on?
No.
What team would you prefer to be on?
Honestly, I'm just happy to be there.
Yeah, but if you have to pick a team, Lacey, the most good...
I don't want to say because what if I get placed on the other end of my coach's leg
with me in the game?
Is there anyone you're looking forward to potentially being there that you could
So you get a really good footballing relationship from Toby
So you want to be on Toby's team? Yes, so you want to be on side van team?
I'm happy to be on anything
But if you could
you
you
you
you
you
I
Fucking unbelievable
And it's just picking he's known now, okay, yeah, should I do some reactions or should I go get the cards right now?
I can go with the cards at any time by the way
Oh, he's opening them cards though. He's not opening football cards
Excuse me
See what he's got imagine you watch some with five dinisters
Always going getting the cards
Speaking of cats!
Oh my god I should have got him to watch my old red kick that I scored.
I can't believe it.
I should have got him to watch it.
We try and send a little bit long than I thought it was to open chat water
I asked if we get more one-on-one Moe Sella
Hey pulse goals on the auto. I'm ready. Are you ready? Nice that
Well I've sent him a link on Discord. I don't know if he's gonna see it though.
He didn't need like just like like amazing out there like anything I needed.
They paid for all the dinners, they paid for the hotel, all the room service.
Like if I needed shoes, they brought shoes to my room. It was genuinely just amazing.
And then, like, all the people out there, too, like, the last...
Getting to check your Discord chat.
Don't, if you will, though.
Like, a royal family in Qatar, and they were telling us how impactful...
They don't think you're going to see it, do they?
...and us, like, like, our impact on the game was, and how they want us to come back.
And they also showed me in Marilyn a picture or a video,
what the charity money you have to be going through.
And it was so cool to see.
And they said, next year, that maybe I
can go in person and see what the charity goes through
for the education and the schools that it builds.
So it was really cool seeing all that.
I'll look at the quick chat.
I'm ready! I'm ready!
I did not check you did anybody!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I can easily do that!
I can easily do this.
Excuse me.
I can easily do that.
Harder.
Why are you all spinning Ginger Disco?
I just watched it.
So I've had them all played like that.
Probably would start, yeah?
He did just watch it to be fair. Yeah, I'm saying just me and say you always rated him
I can't I can't say that laughing. I can't
No chance
Merlin, yeah, we know the Merlin, do you like Kara get yeah, don't mind why
Don't knock me. Hey Black Coast, you have a 20 team mate, go on the bike, thank you bro.
He's nearly ready now, he's nearly ready. Honestly.
Okay, none of the masses don't work, cool.
Yeah?
Yeah, what happened?
Oh no.
He can help you get him back asap quicker.
Oh.
I don't know how, but I'll try.
He's moving.
Quick, quick, get him back, back.
I'll do more IRLs, man.
I don't care.
I'll do fucking five IRLs a week.
I just want him back, back.
I just hate having to worry about connection.
That's why I don't do much.
I just, I won't do five a week, I must say, but.
I just hate having to worry about the connection.
It's so annoying.
like for example if I wanted to go chill factor
can't go chill factor because it's a fucking concrete block so I know straight away it ain't gonna work
What's this? What's he doing here?
Deco!
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
There's like a two underground yard impossible the wrong one fine
Right
I mean
Cheers for the Alpino your ship for night print you severely fell off our killer. What do you fucking preck for?
Come on then right best of luck man.
You're my fellow sucking balls.
Send them.
You did see more teeth now you slabber.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Box number one, come on.
We've not had a one on one in ages.
Yeah, you're fucking well done.
What do we want?
Backwards!
Backwards, backwards, backwards.
Backwards, backwards, backwards.
It's not close. It's backwards, but that's the front there.
Why is he excited if it's backwards?
Normally, it's either a one-on-one on your mouth.
Best of luck.
Come on.
Okay.
That's pretty exciting.
Five.
Hold on.
Is that really that, like, really small?
Or am I being stupid?
I think you're being stupid.
It's a five, at least.
It is women's.
That is really small, that bit of the patch.
Oh!
Is that tiny?
I don't know what's in my eyes.
We've got a women's card to five.
Looks good.
Oh, here is it. That is a question. Here is it.
Now, I'm asking the good dish.
That's your Rupa League.
It is.
Oh, son.
Oh, son.
That fucking got that.
That's bloody cells.
Son's a jakey.
What?
You say son's a one?
That's the FF test.
What the f***?
It's a good start though, isn't it?
Interesting autograph.
Son's arm, he's got a bit more of a different son.
He sells.
There he goes.
That young man's son to five.
How he gets that autograph, the exact same every single time.
Is that a profit or is that just a little bit back?
I'd say that's probably the box back.
No, maybe just under.
Oh willow bro, stop moving sir
Not either, I would say you made brothel up out of that agenda mate
Second box, here we go
Backwards again it was
Oh hello
I just want a one on one, there's a f***ing idea, he left this
Are you sure he's not just putting down backwards?
Positive mate
The five again
Shit these man
They weren't right don't know
Oh my god PSG
Do you like anyone?
I've got a little thing.
Ah, buying that.
Do you not have a lot of things?
Do you not have a lot of things?
Airways or something?
I don't know.
That PSG.
It's Harry Kane.
Please don't be back, Ola.
Please don't be back, Ola.
I just have a little look here.
It could be.
Could be Athletico to be fair, yeah.
Come on.
Be a big boy.
Be a big boy.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I can't slay that
One of five warrens there Emory
Two to five warrens
One of one
One of one
One of one
One of one
One of one
Back to front again
Back to front again
Fucking myth anyway
Bullshit, your mouth, go on
I was going to say, because the first back to front
The first two back to front wasn't important
That's not your third card.
Come on, please.
I need those.
And there's your detent.
Fuck you, Zola.
Yeah, backwards box is fucked.
Backwards box is bullshit.
We had a good run, chat.
We had a good run, but Dainis is back to normal now.
I won't be doing fuck all anything else now.
Well, that's cool.
You've got all the fucking good guys.
Torres Arsenal.
Is that it?
Is it Arsenal?
They want my knowledge. No, that's not a system.
Take your left again, we fuck this.
Yeah, it did me, yeah.
Nice autograph.
Oh, Torre is actually just, that's not too bad, is it?
Take away just leave it, that's kind of, yeah?
Hey, because, you know fucking what, since it's okay,
it's just getting bummed, fucking bummed, quiet in the corner.
Demand the Fernando right three cards down two to go
Two to fires one I'm glad you know they won't have you say bullshit like that. I can I just fucking
What a fucking weirdo
Quick last year ahead, don't you fucking worry I will be doing
Fucking bullshit
right come on mate I was still doing inscription as well by the way chats don't get too
up there I'm the last time we got a description of the folks on the
description no patch it's a lot right are you told me on card to five on card to five on
to five I'm in the mud at five right here we go come on mate
You got to do a good one.
Yeah, so there's a thinner one.
Redemption or Yamal.
Oh shit.
And it is Yamal.
It's Yamal to 5 and it's going to...
Oh shit.
What color?
Is it Yamal?
Oh, fuck.
To 99, Lameen Yamal.
Ah, fuck, sir.
To 58 to 99, Lameen Yamal.
BarƧa Lona.
I'm watching the 99 Yamal.
I'm not a fan, though.
I
Mean like I mean heavy like low numbers was just no like huge players
I don't know
The tier one
Oh
I
line around your mouth
appreciate it mate thanks for picking up that one in lads
someone did a bar, can someone like you out on a beer bar?
he's got
100 grand walking through the bar
go leave him the google
which means you could probably pack the price to them your mouth
I
Probably have the council TFF because we do the fucking joke
Yeah, don't appreciate this can't really love
The finisher no the finisher went to arrive well, fortunately
She'll be in what has he got these days?
They are exactly see exact same case in it
What has he got these days to fucking joke?
Macula random. We'll need to go next for
Oh my god, it could go off there
What you want to do it
Don't chase your losses couldn't agree anymore actually just couldn't agree I asked him
Collins are you fucking up for it or what?
you
you
you
you
you
I
right oh hello what are you trying to fucking say Jakey Elliot you know for
dollars mate Dave would you recommend a multi-network similar UK of companies
which say as RL II I've got mine with Elliot mate I think that's the best
one to have put some nice brother Mike's not I'm sure it's no comment that's
me Mike's because Mike's just fucking he's just fucking fantastic and
Who's that?
Scouts, have you not heard that?
I swear to God.
I don't hear a thing.
What?
GENGE GENGE GENGE!
I've got such a good question.
Take it away.
Okay.
Did you see Marlon's penis?
What?
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello.
No, I didn't see Marlon's penis.
In the Taylor room?
No, mate.
Ah!
Hardly anyone had to fucking cock out.
the streamers and to someone fucking paid the price for it who did oh he paid
the price again the nubow who paid to see met models cock no one paid to see
that oh you pay the price again the willy out apparently apparently Eden's
got leaked fuck off no but I don't know fuck off no I hope he didn't oh my god
man who has to show his fucking unbelievable. She was mine. I bought someone in the airport.
Oh, you didn't buy it? I have a shave, don't you know? No, I never found it mate. Obviously,
you didn't come to the mall with us, did you? Why don't you come, James? Because it
was with his misses. No, I thought he went to the Qatar to support you. No, no, he
is another of his misses all right why am I getting forward agree for it no
didn't see him on the day of the game
did you know what it's not my fault it wasn't my fault it wouldn't let me on the pitch
do you know what's on the bus left jaker on the day of the game what time did
it leave jens 4 p.m. I was there like I'm sorry what time excuse me then what
energy get up I just go answer the question 12 so that's four hours really
then for anyone to come in wish you good luck correct yeah and who took your
lovely mode of the game the Qataris not me because she couldn't go on the taxi by
herself she don't want to go by herself so me I took your mind of the game
not really the point we're going for now is it so what's the point here judge
what do you I don't know what you're trying to aim at here I just hope I
I just hope that you enjoyed your free holiday to Kedah with your missus.
I hope you enjoyed it.
I hope you enjoyed the free drinks.
I hope you enjoyed the free food.
There was no free drinks.
There was no free drinks.
I had a bit of mule milk, all that stuff.
Wow, look at that.
Look, look at that shit.
Did I not?
No, you were being an orbit, man.
You were being a critic.
I saw you were there for four days, and I saw you one day.
Speak to enough for me.
That's nice.
Speak to enough for me.
Can I ask you a question?
Of course you can.
Of course you can.
Does anyone congratulate you on winning the match at all?
Yeah, Freddie and my mum did, yeah.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Well, we've been on up with them, or?
I'm not doing this.
Nope.
You absolute weirdo.
Hang on.
So if Pino went to the game with them, why wasn't he there when you...
I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing this.
Why are you being so weird?
I'm not getting through it, but obviously, if you wanted to...
I invited him to guitar and he took, you know, what's the saying, Jake?
Give him an inch and now take your mile.
You and Sod are back here.
So, hang on.
You finished the match, didn't even wait around for you to come and say hello, and then...
He had a go straight to the airport, I couldn't see him.
Well, he had chances to see Freddie and his mum, so why couldn't he see him?
He couldn't be in the badge.
They're only there.
you got Russ Banshee didn't give us that time did we?
If you call my mum a bitch!
Oh my god, I'm so doubly.
They wouldn't let me in the punch.
What you're doing here is fucking disgusting.
What? Speaking the truth?
You're pushing a fucking narrative.
It's fucking right.
Speaking the truth mate.
No you're not speaking the truth you've been on all day.
Colin says look at Instagram.
fucking better be important chat do you raise me oh my god Colin
many minutes in the chat guys many minutes in the chat pardon hi jakey
long time I will happily say you're invited to sign challenge 2026 oh my
god oh my god congratulations jakey oh my you felt his name wrong
KC, favorite of Raider, I appreciate that, thank you very much, KC.
Really?
You have.
Yes, darling, back.
I can't see it, Collins.
Oh, fuck this.
What are you pussy-porn?
Are you ready, Bino, or no?
I'm ready, I've been born ready.
Oh, you ready for Rocket League?
I'm ready.
Collins I have are your names Jack
Your names Jack Collins
Can you message me again because I can't see it I
Don't know why you don't just fucking put it in me chat where I'm reading your messages
do you know what I mean chat it makes sense won't it I'm fucking sire having a chat with
I ain't seein it mate. Who the fuck are you?
I
Need to cheat someone die game and I think she fucking bezzy mates
Are you gonna message me or not I'm getting bored in it
Can we make can we set a date and time for a game first it's having hopefully my mom doesn't ruin it this time
Your mom didn't ruin it last time you cheated
Yeah, I've got a date the 2nd of February at midnight so we'll go for the February
Not today you bell our fucking stop wasting me time dickhead honestly stop wasting me fucking time
I get some fun. No, this can't be the right coin doesn't fucking starving
Yeah, I want to call it that you should play rock a legal as a ram
Meetings and my chat scared me saying it's a salad diabetes. No, it's not she's tired being a fat cunt
I'm a fuck off to eat today. I've had five eggs two bits of sourdough and then I've had the
The two patties from five guys. That's it
No because I've had the I've had the lettuce wrap
shit
So all in all today, I probably consumed just under a thousand five hundred calories
That's not good though. It couldn't be good for real
I don't have me eggs scrambled any advice for exams tomorrow. Yeah, go to bed and get your answers right
I was with our nested fucking one glass one ever made all with such of them shit is again
you know just load up the game man I can invite you I don't even know what game
I'm even a rock a coin that you should play for a man for the two guests you'd
make go on the boy thank you brother
which one is it?
Rhyme of Call 551 I'm level 26
oh I have better than one marked
I'm not playing mancruise or shit
I'm not playing mancruise or shit
I've actually improved better
My name's Ryan.
I've not got a gel 1v1 yet.
I need a gel 1v1.
Brother, are you fucking serious?
You know, they're on my screen right here.
Oh my god, I'm on my screen.
What's up? Stop shouting man.
Stop speaking to your chat like that.
Oh shit.
I'm looking up Thomas Kenden. I promise I'm looking it up.
I swear to god I'm looking it up.
Thomas Kenden.
Becky, give it a 15 love.
I've locked it up. Which one, George?
Why would that light on? Because I've fucking left it on, mate.
And now it's off. And now it's off.
Oh, shit!
No, I'm not on back rooms.
Shit!
Ginger support, father of five gifted, mate. Go on, ginger support.
Thank you very much, man. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And...
Stop calling me Ryan.
5.90 go, is it?
That's cool, Thomas. I've got a lot of time and admiration for that actually. Invite me. Invite me. Invite me, please.
Ted, what is your LV or where are your LV trainers tonight?
Is that right, Sam?
I don't like being called by my government name, that's awfully fucking, makes me feel
fuzzily sake.
Ryan McCall, Ryan McCall, Ryan McCall, Ryan McCall, Ryan McCall, Ryan McCall, Ryan McCall.
You invited me, I'm on your lobby, I'm on your lobby!
Ryan McCall, Ryan McCall, Ryan McCall.
Jake, I'm on your fucking lobby.
Well, Jimmy doesn't seem to be inviting, he's not fucking joined either.
You don't invite me mate
Thank you
Well a couple games of you if you just shit I'm off. Oh
My god, you can't be serious. Yeah, I am serious, but what the fuck is that car in the middle?
Why the fuck have you got fucking pickles as rules?
Take what the fuck you fucking wearing
Fucking man. Oh my god. Are we doing come here as it's normal normal
Get on comp boys I'm not fucking messing about not to flex but my platinum
suggests can we like lock the fucking your platinum yeah one of them's a
bot and one of them is quick fuck so he's doing fucking spon air friends so I'm
but I'm actually genuinely fucking unreal at Rocket League and I'm quite good as well before finish it
I was just gonna say oh my god anyone anyone now in the defense anyone gonna hit the ball
Why do you, why do you fuck yourselves over on Rock and League, bro?
He's not talking to me, is he? I know he's not.
Surely not talking to me, chap.
Cos I'll go fucking mad.
I'll say it, I could probably beat you.
Alright, put 50 Gifts in on it.
Alright, done.
He will literally bottle that in a minute.
Give it a minute.
In fact, I've got 6K, then 50 Gifts to take.
Yeah, done.
I thought I could thank you as well.
I know you're being serious, I'm not Jake.
Oh, I am, yeah.
What the fuck?
James, what time is the wind in game on Saturday?
I think I might come.
At 9am.
Oh, that's a good time in set.
It's about time you shut up and spoil your merch.
Don't do that anymore, by the way.
Are you sure it's coming to wind them?
Nah.
Since we've become mates, you couldn't give a fuck.
He was only doing that to network.
Yeah, I'd say so, I'd say so.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
Anyway, you just call us mates, I'm fucking buzzing.
That's best me off, I've done that.
I've fallen off, I've fallen off.
No, you fucking idiot!
What are you doing?!
Hey, where are you fucking at the ball?
Where are you fucking dooface?
Be no ones!
Be no fucking misses!
Stop playing the role.
I've missed the ball as well.
Nice one being out.
Nice one being out.
Nice one being out.
You're good.
You're being out.
Cheers, mate.
Fucking idiot.
I love you.
You fucking must have.
It was J.Q. must have all that.
Big roll.
I just put him in the shot.
Where else we sat at, AJ?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where are you going, Robo?
I'm at the Tottenham game.
Probably my head at Thomas.
You are Tottenham game, Jinz.
Yep.
Sure.
What are you fucking doing, you gimp?
What the fuck are you actually doing, you fucking gimp?
What are you doing here?
You're getting out, you knocked me off the wall, we're going to get the ball.
Sorry, I didn't know, I'm sorry.
Jk, I can get you a ticket, can you ask you a question?
I'm sorry, I didn't know. I'm sorry.
J.K. I can get you a ticket. Can you actually vision him?
Yeah, but J.K. won't go, mate, because he's not in a box.
No.
I beg your fucking pardon.
Don't know why you're talking about the granny again, it's a bit weird.
She's not in a box, either. She's in a fucking ashtray.
Mate, no, she's fucking locked.
We're three nil down!
You're fucking shite!
What are you doing?
late as a fucking try hard though jakey honestly jakey was a point he's fucking
the first thing he's fucking not even a toxic little cunt and I fucking feel
he's fucking mouthy I was out for toxic I just won the ball
cool
where'd you go oh my god he's just not good enough
I'm playing with myself here
You know, that's appropriate on stream.
Oh, there's a goal, there's a goal, let's go.
Yeah!
There we go, back in this, we're back in this, we're back in this.
Back in it, back in this.
Look at this, you're a fucking player, look at the flak, bang.
Yeah, and then, and then he puts it in the net for you.
He's going, aren't we?
Right, okay.
You guys want a 2v2, Scourge Balli, there's fucking three of us.
Oh, yeah, I know what you mean, that one was all going to see.
Chill, chill, begging it, bro.
No, we'll do a 3v1.
three me one what the fuck
I'll get out shot if you don't mind I'll get off the wall you won't see in the
box and boys get in the box get in the box he's in there he's not go on
sure the search open that open that he's fucking it me yeah fucking the way you
were in my way
communications over a fucking shot exactly we've got two minutes there to
score two goals boys it's fucking more than doable but it's all about
I'm what you fucking want it.
I want it!
I want it!
Can you hit me again?
Hit me again and I'll fucking go through you like a fucking curry.
What the fuck?
I'm corporate.
God damn it!
What a save.
Ryan, Ryan fucking hell.
Ryan!
Ryan McCall, you're fucking shit!
Big no leverage.
Oh, that's uncalled for.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
I don't fuck with that shit.
What are you talking about, guy?
Fucking Muppet.
I don't agree with that shit.
No, there's no need to get personal.
I could have retaliated there and got more personal, but I fucking didn't.
What would you have said if you were going to retaliate, but obviously I know you didn't?
Would have called him out.
Some range of batbunt.
Batbunt?
Oh, a fat gun.
You could have been here, mate.
Yeah, yeah.
Finish it, please.
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Jake, you're fucking awful.
How is that my fault?
I'm gonna fucking lose my shit.
Oh, my god.
I'm gonna fucking lose my shit.
Oh, my god.
I'll never ever raise your voice at me again mate.
You're fucking just not pulling out, he's a fucking disgrace.
Oh my god, nice one, Jacob.
Well done, Jacob, well done mate.
Well done, Jacob, well done mate.
Well done to you, fucking useless bastard.
What's the replay mate, what's the replay?
What's the fucking replay?
How about a replay me fucking bumming you, man?
What the fuck?
That is so uncalled for.
It's not nice though, is it really?
No.
You fucking enjoy is it
What clearance and be no
Get up the field get it up the field
But I can have the field
by the wall in the box
Let's you put it in the box. I wanted so much. Oh my god
Useless chat the fucking you never thought I'd say but I want to put a jinx here again
I would get it you know fucking shut up for a save
Sorry, I thought you said it will fall there
Where are you next go wins next go wins
I wish I had played with this guy in my life right now.
I do read the chat chat lesson I've just locked down there so yeah well I'll get
if I give James one more chance if he doesn't focus all right next game yeah
one more chance now Jin's come up isn't about no if you don't score this game
we're not fucking playing me no yeah I won't play yeah for that
you said yeah I'm back now yeah I mean beyond just saying if you don't
this next game we're not playing we're gonna give you one more chance if that's
alright it's your last chance imagine it imagine if I said that about a bad boy
video sorry you don't fucking turn up you'd be fucked as a last one what the
thought was that powerpoint yeah I was bar white
I was the first one to have me powerpoint in oh fuck you matter if you shit me
it worked no it was yeah I've said this now I realized it was shit as I
side to see everyone else's why was only shit because I was I was a bit I was
cautious we were presenting to children Chaz is also shit he's just lucky he
got someone that no one can understand all the fun all Chaz it is was just
making same words yeah but I am provisional made of funny cuz that's
just what I do exactly I just nearly did a fucking Lisa what I'm gonna try
match I don't think you did mate
BIT O THE FAKE LOND
oh my god
you can fucking follow me I'm there
boys
Tazie's one was good yeah
and boys
oh no
that's a wrong net
oh my god did jenny's put it in
alright jenny's put it on
alright Tazie's one was good cause I made a poorer point
oh my god
I'm gonna care for that
I've had 3p in my chat now saying Bruno is it leaving into the season what the fuck's going on
Actually like I'm not good to no point playing this fucking game if you focus, yeah
Someone work for it then I'm a joke. I'm a fucking joke
Followed up like followed up
Come on, please
My god
Smiles
Now I'm craving some a tweet. Oh, I know that's
Let's come on, please like
I'm a do you want to play? Oh
I thought you're joking up. No, really
I think jeans he wants to play
I'm sorry go play with him there you fuck
Yeah me and Beano are just locking in just like windmills again
No I'd never do that I'd never do that
Nah we know what I play so you fuck on
Nah it's alright mate
Nah I won't do that I won't do that
Nah you'll leave but oh my god
Fuck!
I fucking like it I fucking like do me hair man
I'm not TV to him nah we have to TV to now I want Jacob to stay as far away from
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when I'm on a team with a fucking bunch of shotguns.
You do the maths, yeah, you do the fucking maths mate, you're both massive modern warfare
shotguns I can't do anything with you
you's absolutely fucking useless in every part possible I didn't did I
Alright, he's in the box, then I'm gonna get on it, probably not. Fuck it, I'll put it away then.
Oh no, no, we'll actually...
You actually can't have put anything away.
The only thing you could put away is a fucking five-course meal, you big fat cunt.
Bro, stop.
Alright, come on.
What is he fucking doing? He's fucking useless.
Hold on.
Alright, I'll let him do the good part.
Oh, mummy.
I can't do it at all. Yeah, I can't do it at all.
You're so bad.
Jake, you know what I said? I don't love the first couple of your little membrane right now, but you need a fork.
So Jinzy, what a boy are you?
Just for a membrane.
Yeah, nice one.
I'll say Jinzy's fault. Why was that Jinzy's fault, Caden?
No, my fault's right.
Ah, fuck it.
What's him for a fork take for?
I'm out of smarties. What a goal. What are you doing? What are you doing? You listen to
fucking inviting the... What are you doing? Inviting the pressure. We're four nil down.
There shouldn't be any pressure. Get kaboomed.
Kaboom.
Quadruple, I love that, why are you doing the 50 aftered?
Mate, you're actually fucking one it, can I swear down your shit?
Genuinely, bro. Let's have it.
Yeah, if you win, you get to go Saturday, if not, I get 50 gifted.
What if I have to give that answer early?
Well, no, because then what do I get?
What if I give them?
Basically, Jakey's a smart ass in the Both Boys group chat and now he's regretting
it.
No, I'm not.
You are?
You're a smart ass.
Finding me for something that weren't my problem or my fault, sorry.
Yeah, I said you shouldn't have been fine for that look. Yeah, you did and you are you even England on Saturday?
No, you didn't you?
You space I specifically remember you saying I should be fine and then I said you'll regret it
Yeah, I do regret it and judge guess who's outside in me, so I'm gonna just go out to go on
I'll appreciate you. I'll go to the Spurs United game on Saturday being in a box
I'll do anything.
Anything?
You're gonna suck it?
Mate, you think I'm having that?
Anyway, I'm in my fucking debt.
You know what?
You've already said it.
You've probably got half of it out of your head.
Out of your head, mate.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about, mate.
You're gonna suck it?
Mate, you think I'm having that?
Anyway, I'm in my fucking debt.
contact making eye contact you think you won't have a bag on his head you've
lost your head mate
what the fuck all right let me just let me win 50 gift in there really quick
Yeah, you can answer it, but we're away mate.
Right, Jen's actually coming because I actually love Spurs.
We can come tomorrow if you want.
You want to come tomorrow on Saturday because you love Spurs.
I love Spurs, lose against, um, United.
They usually leave the game.
Do you remember when he celebrated a Bournemouth goal against us?
Oh, what goal was it actually?
Burnley, a Burnley goal against us.
No, it was just for a club though, because that's what I get.
It was a Liverpool goal and it weren't a game she knows yeah, I want to guess you heard it
All right, Jake you let me know what what do I get in return?
I'll be the ball I'll be ball boys when in United
Nope, you're just thinking about your own game exactly in a ball boy. He's already thought of a fucking video there
I was ball boys. I wouldn't you night
Just be nice for once.
50 gifts on this there, Jake.
Momma.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god, you fucking jammy bastard.
Good defense from Jake Adidas.
That's John Dexter.
Oh my god.
He's not scarring.
Ginger!
Oh my god, why is he kind of falling out?
1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0! 1-0!
That wasn't good. Jk, I find you're kind of fucking cocked here, bro.
You're not singing over there! The dust is packed!
Oh my god.
You're not singing over there. You're not singing. You're not singing. You're not singing over there.
Oh, please.
Easiest if he gets dead. I fucking have a phone now. You definitely pretty. Thank you, Brumie. Brumie, Brumie, Brumie, Brumie, Brumie.
Yeah, you're fucking crazy. Thank you. Oh my god
What is actually crazy off the wall into the middle round to jake it
Is it is that because you're gonna miss it. I'm gonna tell you just tap it
Jimbo, it's gonna format gonna buy
No, no, no, please don't do this to me, bro. I'm serious. Please don't bro. You've put 50 gifts on a new rocket league
Which means not be noted. You're not here in the green to it
You fucking know you did you fucking know you did
Not this month
Oh my god, you scored Jake
Joe bro
Yeah, what's happening to M.D.W?
Why are you doing this?
Free now, for now.
For now, for now, for now, for now, for now, for now, for now, for now, for now, for now.
For now, for now, for now.
You're just nothing but a nonce.
Nothing but a nonce.
Jakey you're a bloody naaaance.
The fans are horse today.
The fans are horse today.
We want ten.
We want ten.
Jakey's favorite.
Off the wall.
Jakey you're a mister.
Don't bounce there.
Right in the back of the onion bag from the ginger.
Yeah, you don't mind. I appreciate it. Please Jake.
So shit.
So shit leave Jake your time get my word you're done
Scott oh shit Paul for me that just as a Dina. I listen he fucking came on and played one
Dave yell
Who me no your dick Dina? Oh?
Yeah, Dina you want to do the players
That's crazy fucking crazy flayer knowledge there
Nah, that's just crazy
I mean I've hit it at my own goal just to clarify is it? Well done Jake well done mate
Forking useless you forking useless you forking useless you forking useless we all hate Jake
We all hate jakey, we all hate jakey, we all hate jakey
Five one down on your big day out, five two down on your big day out
Five two down on your big day out, six two down on your big day out
Six two down, six two down, you'll be six two down in a fucking minute
minute off the wall on the car jakey you'll miss it oh good save
fucking hell man
jakey thinks he's in this that's why he's not talking he actually thinks he's
in this game he's actually alright no we but he can't know no
You turn her against me, I'm on the phone, that's a goatee, oh my god Jake you're a fucking
defense.
Great defense, nice Jake, that's fucking good, that Jake, go on Jake, go on Jake.
Fucking hell fire.
You've got a great day, I've got a great day for losing memories and stuff, I can
You've seen the cutters, now fuck off home!
You've seen the cutters, now fuck off home!
Fucking failure, I'm a failure, I'm a failure!
The dude's here, how much he won the day or not?
Yeah, four, one mate, five, one sir, I think.
He's gross.
One real.
It's a little bit, mate.
That fucking time, eh?
He doesn't deserve this.
Jake, you don't seem too bad, though.
It's a little bit, mate.
Oh, stop blowing me off!
What?
get your ass tickled i'm tickling that fucking ass what the fuck
oh james don't what a weird soul please listen oh no no never get a re- what you get the rest
it's in for for for what who is that i don't know someone in my chat no three not three my
man's well depending on actually but three three oh let's go winja yeah i've got a lot of
some for you for you because jakey might be getting the rest of the turn
what 4b no? I don't know if I can say it
what because it's confidential yeah
is it bad? there you go cheer jakey have won twice that's 100 gifted
fucking bad
last goal wins if you remember this 30 seconds left mate
nah jakey you shit have a good one crystal
last goal wins we just said last goal wins
we said next goal wins
But I'm only pretending to be late after this because I think I've got a chance here.
Cheers, Bino. Appreciate that.
No worries.
Manly, favorite of Torch Prime.
Yes, Juan Lisa.
Manly!
Oh, you can come by the way on Thursday if you want, Bino.
Oh, yeah, I've been told.
Laura asked me, why come on Monday to go?
Next to the fence.
Um, because you're not going to be directly involved.
Oh, cheers for putting it in for us, Jake.
Thank you, Jake.
So I'm not throwing them all.
I don't think I don't give a butch.
I don't think you'll get a butch now.
That's annoying though.
You might do.
Wrong net that Jake.
Self assist, self assist.
Neal, Neal, Neal, Neal.
That's a little bit Jake.
Next goal wins, yeah?
No man, I've already scored. I'm 7-2 up mate.
Yeah, you're a fucking lucky little twat man.
You've got to find Jakey.
I've got myself down there.
What time?
You can get there for 7, mate.
8am?
No, it's 8pm.
Right.
Jakey, can you get your gifted in please?
Right, go on.
Wait, oh you got that shirt from Vingy didn't you?
Me?
My shirt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaking to um...
I've gone to Stoller Iron team.
Oh shit.
Oh that's a bit awkward.
I know, I don't really want to be associated with the name J.K.
Davidson.
Can you switch teams please?
Thank you.
Of course I can.
Thank you.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
J.K.
For having a 50 mate.
Fucking legend.
Go on the bike.
on Saturday mate. No, no, no, no, no, no. Jake, I'm sorry I had to do this to you but
lesson. No, please. What? Are you changing me up, will be? Please, please. Are you changing
me up? I've got the wrong sentence on. I'll fucking spag this here. Oh, nice. Oh,
my god. I'm lucky, mate. That's fucking good by playing over spagged. Oh, I missed
What the fuck is that carb you know?
Oh my god are you getting done?
That's all.
Oh my god that's all.
Ah!
Don't miss it.
Oh!
Fuck you mate as well love.
1-0!
1-0!
1-0!
1-0!
1-0!
1-0!
1-0!
1-0!
1-0!
One, no, one, no, one, no.
You're not lucky, bro.
Come on.
My friends actually look at all this shit here.
What else did they change?
I won't take your coffee to change your sentence.
That's right, though.
Ah, that's right.
I've just changed their full V. I think that helps a bit.
You ready?
Go on.
Sweet.
What else do you think?
There has to be something else for certain too.
Nah, that's bullshit.
What else do you think?
What a fucking goal.
Nah, seriously though.
Come on Beano, you just stop fucking making excuses.
I've been for a week guys.
Nah, I've been serious.
You've seen the Ginge, now for Cuffo.
You've seen the Ginge, now for Cuffo.
I don't know where you come from, what did you do?
But you're everywhere I go.
I don't know if I told you.
But as long as you're here.
I don't need to know.
Don't go
I'm real
Thanks man.
I'll return.
I'll use 8 buzzin.
I'll return sword traffic on Saturday.
Yeah, so I'll actually.
He might be.
I might not be going here, I'm not sure.
I love lemon.
I feel it never saw a motion
could I never had
Sorry, can't hear the music
Ooh, I'm not hearing that
It's why song like this
would be over you
over time, over time
over love to me
Come on, keep being out
I'm not even fucking around
Nah, you made it back
I'm going to be in a trance
Come on, keep being out
Oh, God
I've done it
you are the only. Oh, and now
he come on. Just you know,
the cow.
It's dog shit, man.
Nice fucking. Oh, I'm lucky.
You can't win them all. Can
you? No, you can't. It's only
I mean that's why he's not going on Saturday.
Yeah.
You can't go, Jake.
You can't go.
You've had your phone.
Thank you.
Come again.
Oh, sick.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're trying this game?
Ah.
He's not getting the dynasty and I'm watching.
Go on, Beano.
I'm not that sure I can score this still no yeah, okay
Nice be no
What you get a fucking dingus for what's up mate
Let's pretend let's pretend let's pretend Ryan scored a goal
there's pretend you're not fucking stone that's fucked to be honest and we
ain't gonna pretend that because it's fucking I mean I just want to go on there
though what the fucking fuck yeah there is bringing me
Michelle, but it can you not be a fucking absolute gimp?
Oh, there's fucking banja.
So am I.
Yeah, I'm sure you're only 50 tomorrow.
I'm living on score.
Because you're 5-0 down.
I'm fucking very aware.
But, like, you shouldn't be.
I'm so noodle this game though.
I know. Yeah, I just wondering how long I'm gonna say you knew for.
Cause you've been out for fucking four weeks.
Yeah, but you've obviously played it like in the past.
I've not played this in years.
Yeah, but you've obviously played it some size, you don't lose it.
You clearly do lose it like a chance.
Yeah, true.
I'm looking like, oh fuck this, like, how you do this?
Oh my goodness.
I
Brumie if you are offering your presence, mate, I would be fucking privileged to have you mate
Jackie 25 gift to wager
I need five
No, that's what if I put it and need this no no no I've lost no I've lost him most of my bike so much
No, Jackie for this and he's on this fucking
What's you're gonna lose 25 dear if you do five you can do 10
Yeah, Austin Austin my guy
Now it's not come through yet, mate
You're my territory free. Yes, be no chivalrous and mate
In today's matchup, we have JG Davis taking on Ryan McCall and the Rocking League showdown
Here we have one of the greatest players of all time in Ryan McCall is on the counter attack as we speak
And Jakey Davis trying to apply that pressure that he knows really well.
Bang bang and boom says Ryan McCall to Jakey Davis.
In this SmackDown showdown in Rocky League, Jakey Davis goes for the long range shot blocked by Ryan McCall.
Jakey's out for the other Cardinals on the car wheel.
Goes for the shot, but just misses it past the post.
It shouldn't be a close game with these two competitors.
I'm not sure what I'm anticipating in this game,
but all I know is that might be it from Ryan McCall just over the bar.
And Ryan McCall cleared it to the middle of the field.
Ryan McCall 551 with an amazing strike on the field the crowd wearing the Ryan McCall
jerseys are going batshit crazy right now as he leads his match up one goal in ill.
Oh my god that was actually a great finish.
Respect to me now on a serious thing.
I could be crazy for me. I could be crazy.
Your voice is going to be cut.
Nah, it's not that bad after this one.
I can't lie. I thought it would be worse after the last time.
Don't go.
Jake, you're fucking wise, bro.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
And we might have it if Ryan McCormick sees the ball.
Oh, my God.
Oh, come here. Come here.
Come here.
Fuck.
Boom.
Jakey gets blown up and Ryan McCormick's in the ball!
Fuck! Fuck!
Oh my god, what's am I witnessing?
Mate, my Apple Watch is just sound levels of it, 90 decibels.
It's too loud in here apparently.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Did you fucking watched?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are.
Fuck, you are watched.
Come on!
shit
check you check shit shit so many times i just don't believe he's anymore
okay i've got no boost bro
nah fuck that
lacy's fucking getting
NFL cards fuck that off
ahhh
not taking a fucking burst
bro
not taking a burst
shit
shit
hey chance if anyone fucking saw you in summer
or doing summer
oh my god
oh my fucking
oh my god he's wrong man
oh my god he's wrong man
The fucking power in this job
What are you going?
Hi things that jake he's just called him an absolute
Oh my god. Oh my god, what a save. Oh my god. It's there for you to hit you fucking idiot.
He's fucked this here. He's much better play. Get out, get out, Granger's downloaded. Honestly,
I'm fucking all right mate.
I have some sort of fucking virgin.
Oh my god.
I've heard that like a fucking...
Bro, there's nothing.
Oh my god, he's in!
Oh my god, he might have stopped it!
Oh my god, he stopped it himself!
Oh my god, Jake is still in the death!
Jakey Davis steals the game at the death!
I did not anticipate this shit!
I can't believe this Ryan you've got 45 seconds oh my god it's in please go on
Just bounce up twice and it's not not not nudging. Oh my god. Oh
My god, you're the worst finger ever seen gracious fucking planet
Look at the poor this the knock up all look at the svans. No clock. Look. Look. Look. Look. Let's bother bother
Oh my god. Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Okay.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh no!
No!
Come on!
Come on!
No!
No!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
No!
Oh no!
Oh my god, come on.
You fucking little twat.
Sheesh.
Fuck this in the fucking bum.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Fuck this.
Ah, shit my balls.
Take it please, no.
You wanna come home, man?
Come on!
Oh, fuck you!
You did!
I give it.
No, fuck you for real.
No, fuck you off.
10 gifted, 10 gifted, 10 gifted, 10 gifted.
10 gifted, 10 gifted.
This might be the worst day of my fucking life.
Nah, hi, guys, I'm not playing with friends, mate.
Honestly, I'm sorry, it's no problem.
10 gifted, sir.
Double and half it, double and half it.
Trust me, mate, I'm not.
You can't turn on the double and half and just tell them.
Judge.
You can't turn on a double and nothing.
Just tell them, just tell them.
Am I sure? I'm positive.
Watch this.
Jake, are we friends or not, to be honest?
Yeah, we're friends. Yeah ignore my colleagues
One-half of it
Jakey double one-half in right now
Jakey
What?
The one-half of it
What's wrong with you now?
Just do it
Go on, just do it, please
What do you mean just do it?
I think you can prove yourself
I need this so bad
Okay
Please
So, chat, what do you want a double one-half of it?
Double one-half of it
Yeah, it's Colin
He depends on what we chat once
We'll get a drink
Hi buddy, what's the point of that, mate?
The chat fucking know what you want and they know what they want
I'm a chat saying no now the lion ready all right now do what you want. Come on
No one times I'll give you the chance. I'll give you the chance. I'll give you the chance. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Because I need to fucking be here. You know where you don't
Don't bother it now. They'll be okay. I'm not gonna bother. I'm not gonna bother it
I've been rocking me in two weeks
But he owns the lifeline.
Oh, Genie's needs to ready up the prank.
Fuck.
I fucking need that shit.
This is the lifeline being what she carried.
I fucking need this so good, right now.
You need it?
I fucking need this so bad.
Tell me how bad you need it. Tell me how bad I need it.
I want it so good. I want it so bad.
I need it so bad, Daddy.
You want it bad, dear?
Oh, me car, I got a shape car on that's way.
You got a fucking show now. You want it bad?
whatever girl on my menu I'm on it no no fucking break I've got a shit
girl whose fault is that you know me you can't say double enough and they're
not fucking do it I'm gonna play I'm on my tongue is to know that's folks from
being on fuck it all my time is show be fucking ass well you can't change it
me back because I've got I've not got a good carol
no it's good you know what I'm doing so shit right now
will I invite me
we're ready now ready I'm ready I've got to wait for genius to come back
now fuck's sake shit you the one this I won't I was
wondering why my car was like so gonna turn and stuff because I had a bad
carol
I'm blinded by your grace and I'm blinded are you gay the powers of our tail we can
but the day you know
I love the change to come back, I'm finally back.
Right I'm back girl.
Can you back out please, we're doing double or nothing.
Alright.
Thank you mate.
Oh you're joking high-vives, no worries.
I'll have a look at one minute, 30 games finishes.
Are you having a good day?
I'm having a great day mate, thanks for the asking.
Jake you're fucking getting it!
Guys you're life flying don't fucking...
All my Mars life I'm wanting.
Epic did all the fuck.
Oh, sorry, yeah, sorry.
All my Mars life you're getting it.
I'm out.
So fucking big.
I want some chocolate.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm out all alone, I'm out all alone.
My one moment.
Jakey, you are the biggest shotgun I've ever met.
It's the car, it's the car!
Fuck you, Jakey!
Fuck you!
You are, you're the shotgun Presti's master diamond camera.
Ha ha ha ha!
That's that, that's that.
Honestly.
I like that.
That would be the worst I've ever seen.
Jakey, do you know what? I said it right there.
I had the wrong car and Jenj had a backyard, that's why he beat me.
He had some cars swapping.
Not genuinely, cos I wanted a different car.
Yeah, no, no, yeah, you didn't have a... I did say to you why you're using that car.
Never mind.
Fucks...
Come on!
Fucking little shit bag.
Do you fucking call a shit bag? You be fucking...
Why do you fucking bottle that?
It is your lifeline being on Twitter gifted if you don't win this mate, so it's just you're lucky.
Well, I am, so you will never ever learn this game.
Oh my mad existence, you'll never learn.
Spidey! You probably get this one, Spidey!
Oh, Spidey!
He's taking me down by...
Ha!
He's gone!
There we go.
First take a mate-
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
And you'll find the revenge and just chop myself out of that.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
And this is not fair.
15, 15, 15, 9...
Oh my god!
No, it's really not
When they ask you if you find you know really fine, but you can't get it here. Can you know they'll never understand?
Well, why am I trying these old days of strict?
Oh my god, well in being are you still in this game being I go to the 26 mate go on
the boy.
Thank you bro.
I fuck you won't make.
Thank you bro.
I'm gonna go and play a jinx in a minute but
I'm gonna make it look like I'm going off.
Get it late in it.
I wanna be sick, I wanna be sick.
Oh, is that the time?
Oh my God.
Since he's going to another game, he's fucking off.
Oh my god.
My face!
Will Z, do you have a 12 o'clock mate? Harvey do you have a 4 brother?
Oh please god if you love me please don't do this to me.
Chazza, you want to come on man.
Oh my fuck.
What's up here lad?
Bino, Bino can you lock the fuck in?
I'm trying so hard.
But you're shit.
Oh my god, I always beat Jake, I don't know what's going on.
You didn't beat him last time, you're not beating him this time.
Oh my god, it's free to oh my god. Oh my god
Jake it if you win this game you can have his ticket to the game. Oh my god, what's first game? I don't mean this by the way
Yeah, yeah
It's good. That means they won't be here so I can stream
Say no fight you for the two moms
Thank you say no
Smurrits is signed for David. Has he actually let's have a look
Yeah, that's dog, yeah that's...
Zero five or two mobs.
Oh yeah.
You'll do well, I can...
Wheatley! We love you Wheatley! We do! We love you Wheatley! We do! We love you Wheatley! We do! Oh Wheatley! We love you!
Forever the five mate, go on the boy, thank you brother.
Just let you know, you never have any stick yet.
Just let you know.
What the fuck?
He's missed it.
He's actually missed it.
He's reversing.
What is he fucking doing?
What is he doing?
He's fucking out of the air.
Fucks the shit over that.
Episode of Minecraft on the next Monday mate.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
have to be next Monday mate.
Uh, take the title out to L.A. so.
Oh my god, this is an absolute fucking bing.
I thought you'd be the bing.
Oh my god, the fuck out.
What am I in this fucking world?
What even am I?
What am I doing?
Fuck it, fuck it.
I just can't believe what I'm seeing.
I'm not.
Aw, Wheatley with a fine gift to go on Wheatley!
Uh-oh.
No, it's...
I'm...
Oh, God.
I think there's something wrong with that setting,
because when I played you before, I'm not this bad, I'm really not.
I don't want to go on.
Yeah.
No, but generally loads of mastery.
Yeah, no, you're shit, mate.
No, I know I'm so bad, aren't I?
He was like in your bed, being a...
Family Bro.
Oh.
Why?
I don't know.
No, I'm on the B-no ourselves.
Yeah, I did a high fuck and I'm ready to be freaked
Sure, that's so weird
Don't get that
This can't be me
So bad.
I don't get it.
What is that?
No idea, James, mate.
Nah, the fucking camera will be fucked.
Oh, no.
Oh, I might bring it back.
Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck off.
Do you need me to get in trouble now?
Trouble now?
I'm just wanting honey, I just want to die, I just want you to have a game, he's got to find a ravine on Minecraft, you know.
I'm going to find the boys ravine.
What chance are you Mr. Barbino?
I'm fully fucking aware.
Fucking useless.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, you have to play your video.
No, there's no way.
No, chat, I'm not playing with jinx because you're waiting for me to play again.
I'm going bad, so I don't realise it's 1am.
Unless it was a couple of quick games, but unless...
Do you want 30 gifts this?
Do you want 30 gifts this year, Vito?
No.
Oh, OK. Ready up there?
Oh, Jinny, have I got the Spurs to kick now?
No.
Come on!
What?
I said no.
Why'd you say that?
take a piss mate
yeah you had to be a smart ass you had to find this you need to learn your lesson
yeah go for it i'm not playing many high vibes brother but yeah
fucking tournament oh my oh bro it's 10 to 1
all right let me fucking oh he's getting late one o'clock in the morning might go off
I'm not sure if you can kick off.
Might go off soon.
Nah, don't go off, James.
Nah, I'm not.
This is my time!
Are you doing triple enough?
Oh, fuck it.
Triple off, Sam.
Triple off, Sam, no, that must have been better.
I see you's in the back.
No, I'm trying to triple an orphan.
Yes, Jamesy!
Hello?
How the fuck has Jinxie rang me if he's not at his desk?
Oh, Jack, when is the last time you shit your pants?
Oh, shit, Jinx is in here.
Jinx, what's up, dude?
Hey, what's up, man?
I shit my pants last time, I think,
when I saw your mom.
Jinx, all right, let me, no, no, no, hey,
ground rule, no more mocking American accent, dude.
It's bullshit. Nobody mock in England. Oh, that was even an American accent. That was my Russian accent
Well, then that's the worst thing I've ever heard jenny's I have a question ask away sexer
There is a tournament
in eight minutes jenny's it is 2v2's
If we lose in the first round of the last five minutes if we win the whole thing in the last 40
Do you want to play? I think it'll be a flat tournament.
So it's going to be a five minute job then, isn't it?
Oh my god. Who's a flat we can get? Who's a flat?
Oh wait, I already know the problem, Jim. We can't do it.
Why?
Because it's 3v3's and my rank in 3v3's is champion because I got basically fucking carried by two players.
Your rank is not champion.
No, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, did you hear what I said? I know I'm not champ.
Jinxie, you're not champ. Stop saying you're champion.
This guy have like a rock in his eardrums. Jinxie, I know that I'm not champ.
Jinxie, you are not champion. You must have got carried there.
So, I'm not gonna fall for the rage bed, so I'm gonna just chill.
Let's play ranked.
Wait, who's that guy on Discord?
Wait, who is Foreezyng?
Who is Foreezyng?
No, no, no, no.
You're not laser to me!
Who is Foreezyng?
Do I have you at it?
No, he's not.
I like ginger and lobby.
Ginger and lobby.
But, er, ginger and joybites.
I'm about to be platinum, bro. Are you are not champion?
I know I'm out of your platinum. Okay, okay, don't fucking sell me. Don't I'm not gonna say I'm gonna say
I'm not gonna say I'm not sorry. All right. Don't fucking sell me. Okay. I would I will make it my mission
Jinx it forget you platinum
Didn't listen to me if you give me platinum I will fly to England and suck your penis, bro
Okay, and what you need to understand is I'm gonna cause this game
And I'm gonna keep scoring own goals unless you give a hundred gifts. It's so you got a choice to make mate
Wait wait a hundred gifts in or you're gonna score. Oh, do you see my boots?
I'll suck you don't touch my boots don't ditch don't touch my boots. Oh
We're gonna be one no dollar ready
That's it on that he flipped up but ginger. I don't I know you want to get mad at me
I'm sorry. I stepped out of line. You're better than me daddy. Thank you. Goodbye. He flicked me. What am I supposed to do?
Listen, this isn't the tournament is it?
No, this is right. Okay. Okay. All right. Let me lock you. Let me lock you. Let me lock in
This guy is a fucking weirdo nice
God don't say she don't want to be sad don't say I got defense yes don't you worry nice
oh my god great nice I'm against the boost prime name are flips it over the middle play
yeah play back oh my god flips it to messy what to save or more like a von rocket
it's on that one the fuck are you doing bro can you play a little better yeah sorry
We're 40 seconds in mate. Don't fucking tell me what to do.
James, over the middle, over the middle!
Yeah, I've got him and he's not, he's not, he's not.
Wait, what did you just do with your car?
James, what did you just do with your car?
So what's happened is, no, as I've boosted, I've dropped my controller.
Are you drunk?
No, I've dropped my controller.
Somebody just said you were drinking tonight.
No, I've not been drinking, I've not been drinking.
James, say, put it on your mum that you haven't been drinking.
MOTHER'S LIFE I've not been drinking alcohol
Okay, alright
What the fuck are we playing against here?
What am I doing?
I'm with that, I'm with that
There you go, I'll play back to you
Yeah, I'm with it, I'm with it, I'm with it
Nice, I think you've actually allowed them to cross it, Jinxie
Jinxie, I think you've allowed them to...
Jinxie, I think you've missed a ball
I think they've actually scored because you've missed a ball, Jinxie
Let's just have a look at what you do here, let's just watch what Jinx he does here.
He drives out, drifts in, lets the ball bounce, oh he's missed it and then he's totally just
missed the ball.
Are you fucking alright?
Sorry, sorry sir, what happened again?
Sorry sir, what happened again?
Good.
I need to get the lap, bro.
Well you're not going to get a lap by missing the fucking ball are you?
Yep, you're right, you're right, yep, you're right.
Got to get the ball Jinx, got to meet it.
Nice, better, much better.
Nice, aggro in the box, aww no mind, in the box, in the box, aww I'm lucky, I'm on
D, I'm on D.
Did I just get dunked on, like brah, my boost, my boost.
Nice, okay, we're going to take boost for the better player now, no worries.
That's what you do with a boost by the way.
Sorry.
Sorry, yeah, he's fucking on crack
That's right. Jin's chill dude. We're not gonna win like this. We're not gonna win. So what about so one of them out? Oh
My god, you missed the ball again
Hey, don't start raising your voice dude. We're not gonna win like that. It's it. It's it. Oh
My god flip the fucker you missed the ball to my left before you you need pla
That shit you missed it. You missed it. I'm over the middle. I've left you fear. Oh my god
No, no, I'm part of these things bro. Don't say that shit. You're not leaving it. You missed it
You missed it again. Oh my god. No, I left on purpose. You're in you're in you're in you're in no pressure
They're on your back. They're on your back. They're on your back. Let's go, baby. Two one three one
Let's go. Come on. No pressure. They're on your back. That's two different things
I got to know is it mad on yeah man on man on me to chasing you
man on man on gage only say man on when they're on my tip when they're on my tip of my day
okay okay how the fuck is he getting there before me every time he speaks it's speech like
it's called speak well what to say what to say that it's like Addison Becker bro
I'll prime down at the hair.
Don't have a con.
You just glaze Manchester United whenever you get the opportunity.
Alright, the best goalkeeper.
I'll fucking save it then shall I?
The best goalkeeper of all time is probably Iker Casillas, to be honest.
A good shout.
I would also say Manuel Noy is up there as well.
Oh, matter of fact, no errors.
Oh, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Come over to the middle if you want to get it.
In the box.
Oh, you're in the middle, you're in the middle.
half way line okay all right don't raise your voice when you say you're in the
middle you've got to be on the edge of the box I dribbled him I dribbled him you
dribbling him you're fucking dribbling more for your mouth mate can you fucking
get the ball in the box all right I'm here now oh my god how the fuck make
that how the fuck has he even got that James that was kind of shit from you
I'm not gonna lie yeah was it yeah okay I'm over the middle jim if you
You want it.
There you go.
Nice.
Nice.
Great demo.
No, you're just allowing to get a fucking shot off.
You absolutely fucking idiot.
Are you doing it with a tournament?
Are you going to just be a fucking idiot?
Brother, I'm locked in.
Jim, just bro, when you get mad at me, bro, I get nervous.
I don't play as good.
I don't play as good.
Left it, there you go.
It's not a left it.
You're such a liar.
didn't mean to do that oh my god took me out he's racist I have a great shot
though look at my shot oh my god I almost scored almost you shouldn't be
happy about almost scoring your mentality is wrong wait I just feel like
something you don't have a fucking goal yet I don't need a goal I don't
either go I let you score cuz you need platinum I have a fucking goal
Do you want me to get a gold?
I got another gold, don't worry.
Daddy's home.
You're fucking shit.
You're fucking shit.
Off the wall.
Hit it up, Jinx. Hit it up.
Let them have an open shot.
If you let me have it.
I kind of assisted you there.
Get out of my teeth.
You know you missed that?
Or you fucking steering it?
We haven't had time, it's mathematically unmanable.
You better not say that.
Ginge, I'm gonna be honest.
You might be the better player than me.
You played like an absolute steaming pile of doggy, doodle shit back there.
You played like fucking shit, bro.
You're probably the highest rank in the lobby.
You got no goals, no assists, what did you do?
What did you do the whole game?
I'll tell you what I did, mate.
Fuck
Now it doesn't matter if you score it's meaningless. It doesn't matter
It's meaningless every goal scored is money to charity and you're trying to say that's meaningless wait wow
Wow wow wow
Wow, that's actually fucked you know chief of the raid made. Thank you, brother
That's actually crazy. Let me get this straight. You're a plat to cool. I'm a go-to cool
They have a Plat 2 and a Plat 1.
Yeah, you can't compete.
You're tied for the highest rank in the lobby.
You have 146 points, 0 goals and 0 assists.
In one shot, you legitimately jerked off all game.
I'll tell you why, mate, because I've got a lot of warfare 2 shotgun on my team.
That's why. You're fucking shit, mate.
I can't work with you sometimes you're fucking unworkable
No, no, it's not that I'm shit. It's just you gotta learn rotation there. You don't know learn rotations
You should you you okay should just only ever stay back and get on the edge of the box and let me do the rest
Brother brother you had you had no goals. No assists. What do you need?
How can I have an assist when I've got a fucking moron shooting?
All right, look it up look it up to you. Okay, let's go. Oh my god
Don't try to have more on dude. Come on
We got this jet. I'm over the middle. Yeah, nice clear it then
Nice cleared it. Yeah, see that fucking clearances on Black Friday mate. Sorry the fuck out
Sorry
Sorry. Alright. Alright. Let's get this sorted. I'm going up for that. We're one. We're one.
There you go. Wait, these guys are kind of weird. He broke row one.
Jyn, come over to the middle if you want to. Get the fucking, oh my god, what I say.
Jyn, see how he's got that. Nice. Oh, and again.
No. Oh, look at everything. That's unlucky. That's unlucky. That's unlucky.
That's unlucky. That's unlucky. Jyn, that's an area. Drop it off to me.
to me bump him free go you know I'm saying yeah I had that yeah I had that
drop it off to me bump him I dribble it okay okay you want six points what he
said listen what he said I click yeah what did he say thought about my points
my ear and shit he's gonna hit that axle yeah off the wall I don't know what
that means oh my fucking god right okay you clearly can't do fuck all I'm
about to defend I'll defend in your attack because you're fucking trash I'll
be honest you're your trash look at that why are you there why are you there
what are you doing you didn't like you didn't like yeah I can hear you a
lot in clear mate can you hear me your shit I'm back over the month to you
Over the middle to me, but yes turn the corner
Off the water now I'm here
I've hit him take it. Oh my god. I fucking hit him out the way for you. I did exactly what you had to ask for
Yo, I'm we can see that I'm we can see that I actually can't I you are literally fucking my rank up
How the fuck are you fucking?
I didn't know you were gonna hit him bro the fuck are you talking so so what you just you just always aim to not hit the target
I'll score that I'll score. I'll fucking do the work just
Oh my god, it's a free goal. All right, but it is. I was at a free goal
They ran away from the net
No, they didn't
Yeah, Jinx he deserves to go back down to silver I can't lie
We just gotta get our chemistry out, oh my, did you just miss the ball?
Bump him, not behind you.
Nice.
In the box.
Oh my god.
I was waiting for him to do something out there, hold on, I'll cut it up now.
Nice.
That might be it.
I might be in. Oh my god, three, two, three, two, three, two, come on. Come on!
A real goal! That's a real goal!
What's a goal? What's a goal? I love it. Lock in, lock the fucking, lock the fucking.
Tell me I don't deserve pl- again, Jack, come on. Tell me I don't deserve pl-
Lock the fucking.
I go, I go, I go.
Yeah, you go.
You cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, you cheat.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's out of that up
It took you out
I'll go oh
My god, I got it off the wall nice that might be
I've got no bit. Oh my god. He's fucking missed the ball. You've missed the fucking ball. Oh my god
Nice, I got a boost
We're good, just chill chill.
Nice, it's all right.
We're good, he says.
We're good, he said, and then he lets the ball bounce.
We're good, he says, and then he lets the ball bounce.
I am fucking honestly.
I don't know what we were playing against when we were winning, but you are being
exposed massively here.
been exposed like a fucking porn star mate.
Alright, hold on, let me focus. Let me focus, let me focus. Clear to see? I can play good.
Come on, Jinx here. Mr. Ball, I got it, he's Mr. Ball. I blew him up, let's go.
play
going forward about
miss both of them
look at what we're going to do
you just jiggle it into our...
nope nope
i'm playing it around the back
oh my god cross it cross it
i'll try to
coming across now
for you limp dip dip
i got it
nice
We only need two more, this is more than doable.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
In the box.
Too high.
Wait, oh my god.
James, we need two goals, come on.
Nah!
Staying on.
Alright, you go, you go, you go.
I got it. Get it up.
Yes, we should find spread out.
Nice. Try and get it up if you can.
He's fucking missed it again.
He's fucking done it again!
Chio, Chio, come on.
Oh my God, he's so good.
We have a goal. I have a goal. I have a goal.
No, I don't. Over the middle? You can't, maybe?
Yeah, you've got to stop missing the fucking ball!
I take him. I take him. I take him. I take him.
This the fuck I cannot play good when you're screaming at me. I'm not screaming at you in 30 seconds. Are you still shit?
Honestly, I actually
It's you think I'm the what you think he's the one on a hundred plus pink
I'm over the middle of the sand, they're going to let us tie, they're going to let us tie.
They're going to let us score three goals in 10 seconds, yeah?
Yeah, we just need one and then we can do the kickoff goals.
Oh my god, I'll fucking carry the team. I'll fucking carry the team
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, wait don't fuck up the kickoff wait. I've got this one
I've got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
They're gonna literally let us tie
Nice, okay one more one more. Oh my god one more one more. Oh my god
It's all right. It's all right shit
No, we have to keep it in the air. Yeah that again
We're gonna lose the number five. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. Let the guy in the back shoot. Don't let the guy in the back
Shoot. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Oh
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. You have to hit this in
Let's go
Four goals four goals
Sort your fucking game out now jinx. Four goals. I've scored and you've done fuck all
Sort it the fuck out
Sorry, the fuck out.
I go, I go, I go, I go.
Your ass, bro. Come on, bro.
Can you play a little better?
It's your fault, bro.
You missed. You missed.
And they gave you all four goals. I mean, it was a real goal that game, fucker.
Wait, wait a damn second. How are you black?
You didn't do shit!
You have four goals!
They gave you all four of your goals! You got the knobhead!
I've just literally scored four goals. Don't ever disrespect me like that again.
Don't ever disrespect me like that again.
They gave you all four goals!
How did they give me four goals? What? Because I scored them!
Oh my god.
Jinx it you're fucking
You've won. What is a real goal a goal is a fucking goal?
You're fucking shit
Just play I'm gonna lock in if you lock in
Yeah, I'm locked in well you wouldn't think it wouldn't thank it. I've been locked in my tire like to watch
In the box you want it
It's too high. What do you think I am? Like fucking Drogba?
You're definitely not Drogba.
Yeah, so keep it on the floor.
Drogba was good in the air.
You got a shot of ya.
Fucking shot of Tequila by Anacina because you're fucking shit.
Hold up, hold up.
Nice.
Nice, nice. I'll wait if you get in the box.
Oh my god, Jinxie. Oh my god.
God
You score a goal like I'm real one, please
Can you actually shag someone you've not paid? Thank you
I'm tired of carrying. Over the middle. I'm over the middle. James, I'm over the middle.
James.
I took one of them out of the game. There you go. There's the middle.
The fuck is this guy saying?
You took one out of the game, they're running at me. What are you saying?
Brother, brother, what are you saying? You took one out of the game, they're sprinting at me, they're stampeding at me.
Chad, who's the worst run of all? Chad, who's the worst run of all?
We're gonna get it. He's gonna get us. I go
You you you okay, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm just
Nice don't worry daddy's home. Don't you worry?
Is it daddy's heart concede?
Daddy's home
Are you saying say it in my good ear? Say it in my good ear daddy is home
Dude show a little respect to your team, please. Can you just shut up off the score? Yeah, thank you
a real goal, a real goal, a real goal, shit your ass up, bud, what a goal, who is worst,
84% of the chat said jing-sing, okay, yeah exactly, which is your shit, anyone who voted
me you're fucking clearly blind mate, I'm plotting for a reason, because I score goals
like this that's why I'm plotting because I score goals like this fuck all of
you had save it thank you
no no watch out
fuck are you doing from my ass bro now you can play them yeah go I got fake to
my face knife great fake
wait leave it leave it have a shot oh take me boost I take I have defense I
might do this I got defense call when you go down there I did I said I got
defense I got a sack after you hit the ball I'm over the middle edge I put it
I'm about to, I'm about to, there you go.
And you missed the ball.
I demoed, I missed the demo.
You missed the demo.
I missed the demo.
I put it in the box, in the box.
James, I'm not Ronaldo, I can't just bite that.
In the box, great ball.
Tim, it's okay, bro, I'm telling you the key
to Tuesday's demos, we got a demo more.
We're not demoing enough.
I agree, I agree.
So we're not demoing enough.
Is that, can I get a fact?
I pinched it nice nice get it in the box
If we demo we get back if we demo we get back well some of us are already close some of us are already play
I don't be that guy, but you're also racist
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa. Chat, no, no, no. no, no.
This guy's trouble. Bro, what the hell?
Chat this guy's trouble and his ass off.
I'm over the middle of a shop? Internet. Internet. Internet. Internet.
I'll score it. Fuck you, now. I've got a goal. I've got more goals.
No, you've not made it. Every time you say that, it just motivates me just to score.
It's so easy. So easy. Look at that.
I make it look easy.
Score more.
Speaking of motivation, let me call my girlfriend.
Ah!
It's your, your for the kickoff, you fucking idiot!
Call to my girlfriend, Gio.
We're up for one.
This guy wants to get platinum,
and yet the game he has to score.
Maybe, maybe, how you doing?
Oh my god.
Good.
Very, very good.
I cannot believe what I'm fucking seeing.
Do you miss me?
I
Always
I'm back to bed
She's back to bed?
No, I can't go back to bed
Oh my god, she's got fucking school in the morning that's why she's on bed
No!
She's got fucking school in the morning
Babe, babe, I can't go to bed
Oh my god, I knew it was a wrong gun. I knew it was a wrong gun
Skoolll in the morning!
She's got school in the morning!
She's got school in the morning!
School in the morning!
stop she'll stop oh my god I can't cut all cuz I'm about to get flat woman
rocket league bro or not bro sorry babe bro the fuck no you do I need to
come to me still sweaty don't breathing hard what the fuck champion she
thinks you're champion what a fucking idiot champion he's not even platinum
love fucking champion what have you been telling her okay so I'm just gonna get flat
and then we're just gonna like shag or what what are we gonna do I'll score
you're gonna push her against the wall all you have to do is walk through that
door no questions talking I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go no I gotta go clear
it up clear that all right I gotta go baby I need to get flat I'm not locked
right now I have a boner see if you can do my underwear I don't believe you
Oh my god, look, you're stupid.
Okay, I gotta go.
What?
I gotta go.
Um, how old is your girlfriend, Mason?
What is that?
How old is your girlfriend?
24.
24.
24.
24.
Okay, interesting.
How old are you?
24.
24.
Okay, interesting.
Oh, MVP, but I thought it was the low rank.
What's going on here?
MVP.
Yeah, MVP, but I'm the low rank, dude.
No, you definitely are the low rank.
He says it there.
You'll go to, and I'm planting them on to just show you.
just show you thank you so chat let me say this bro if i get mvp in flat does that mean i deserve
flat tell me straight up tell me straight up chat no no never no no no absolutely not no no and go
Fuck yourself. No. Fuck no. No. No, you're complete ass. Yes. Thank you. I'm glad your child got eyes.
Well, so literally, I think five people said yes, and then like
9,000 said no. Okay. I think it was literally five people. I'm not even trolling. Wait,
are we doing this sort of an honor? No, it's 33s, we can't. We better they can't. Oh, fuck.
I got somebody for you. So, what am I trying to say, Ginge? So hot. Heart eyes, heart eyes.
Well, thank you very much. Well, I'm not gonna do what you do. I'm gonna find out. Pardon?
His name is Kyle. His name is Kyle. Nothing wrong with that.
Oh, wait. I forgot. Your homophobic is well.
No. No. No.
Well, well, well. Well, well, well. It's all coming out now.
No. No.
It's all coming out now.
No.
He's racist. He's homophobic.
No, what isn't jinx it? Honestly makes me fucking sick
Nice one you've just conceded to Johnny cat I
Need to go defense change. I need your defense. I need
Okay, I'll take defense. I'll say I'll stay defense
James I'm so wet said mark. Thank you mark. I appreciate all feedback mate. Thank you
Oh, he's missed a ball again.
I'm gonna break away here, break away.
Oh, what a touch!
Oh my god, what a save.
I'm on D, I'm on D, I'm on that dick.
I'll save it, you fucking idiot. On D my ass.
You couldn't fucking take D for the last thing on Earth.
Well, oh, wait, what?
Can I get that, yeah?
I don't really want to do that dude.
Oh my god, I've got it. That's a shot. That's a shot. That's a shot. What a goal. Yeah.
Wait, what? I said what a goal. Oh my god, it missed.
James, say, if you had to get bumps to save humanity, are you doing it?
Yes, yes, I will. Save humanity, yes.
Oh my god. If you had to get bumps to get platinum, would you do it?
We're doing it right now. So I yeah, I guess I have no problem with it. I get bummed by a flatten up every five minutes on this guy
We get flat chat like you're not on the last jinx it
Doesn't even stick to these own rules sorry sorry sorry oh
My god, I'm shot. Gotta call for earlier jinx. Gotta call for earlier, right? I
I got it
So come on you're gonna listen to the showers jinx. I called it early as well
You said you got it. I called it early. I called it early. I got it. There you go jinx
Yeah, get out get out brother brother. You're fake you do you're not faking it. You're just missing
Get in the box and you're driving around like he's a fucking round about
And now you can see that again. Oh my god, you're so lucky
I'm shot, I'm shot, I'm shot, I'm shot!
Oh my god, so why'd you have to take the shot?
What the fuck is that?
Flick, flick where?
You couldn't fucking flick a bean, mate.
I'll fucking score.
I'll fucking score.
I'll fucking score.
Ora, Ora, Ora, OK, OK, OK.
Ora, nice, Ginge, nice.
Honestly.
You're so cool, bro.
Thank you. You go.
Great work, Ginge.
I'm so glad to have you on my team, bro.
Oh, shit.
Where are you going, bro?
I'm over the middle.
Oh, my god, that's it on that.
I go, I go.
Oh, my god, I have a touch.
You've touched it into our own net.
Johnny, again, you've touched it into our own net,
Jynxer.
I don't know how many times I'm going to play this.
Yeah, yeah, let's see the footage.
Let's see the footage.
VAR, yeah, I didn't touch it, see?
VAR.
He's so bad at NoCha.
Colby, thank you very much mate.
Colby won Kenobi, thank you very much for the five mate.
Thank you very much for the five.
Oh my God, you got diarrhea, sorry.
I think, I don't know.
I feel like churning up in my stomach right now.
In the box.
If you wanted it.
Bro, I feel diarrhea in my, oh my god, I wanna talk to you, hold up.
Faked him?
Faked him?
Probably gonna score again.
Probably gonna score again, I wanna save.
Touch strengths.
I got it.
I got it.
Don't worry.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it, I got it, don't worry.
You said you got it, right?
Got it?
I did have it.
So what happened?
Do you know what I've realized here?
You're actually a bronze player.
But because you were playing with me, that's why you're gold.
I don't think you'll ever get black unless you get carried there.
Brother, I- I-
Giz, watch out!
Brother, Giz, I got gold in 1v1s, dude.
And there you go then. I wonder what I'll get in 1v1s.
Probably champion.
That is fucking-
Honestly, I'd be surprised if I don't get diamond.
You'll probably get placked up.
I'll get diamond problem.
If I'm getting placked whilst having you on my team, then imagine what I'm getting without you on my team.
In the box.
Over your heads. Thank you very much.
So that's what I'm capable of. This is what I'll do on my own.
Because I don't have a fucking idiotic teammate.
Look at this. Off the wall, on your lying dickhead, I'll loop it over the both of yours.
That's what I can do.
Dude, that is aura.
That is our up. Yeah, I'm sorry. You're so good, bro. Oh my god. Go go go that's all that's all. I
don't got him to
Wait hold up. Oh dear bro. These guys are so good at it here. Yeah, they just are aerial all the time
Great touch what a touch and I dribble and I dribble fuck and I score that's the difference you dribble and I score
that's the difference so you need can you do anything else look three goals three
goals I'm sorry daddy I'm trying I'm trying he's a try harder okay daddy I'm
sorry good boy like literally you own me down the line get on it yeah okay I
I got it. I got it.
Oh.
Look at that again. I just fucking...
I feel like...
I feel like I am rallying the Minecraft, finding a ravine and fucking dropping down it.
Bro, James, don't... don't kill yourself, dude.
Bro, I can get better. I can get better, okay?
Can you though?
Yes, bro. I'm letting you down right now, I'm sorry.
But these guys are good man, they're like aerial man bro, that is not easy.
I know mate, I am flat.
I got, I have a clutch.
Ah, look at that.
Yes, yes!
He's getting fucking orgasmic after he touched the ball.
That's what I'm playing with there.
Look, look at him.
I'm not orgasmic.
Look at him, look at him.
I'm not orgasmic.
Oh my god.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at the fucking state.
It doesn't matter. It's six three with ten seconds to go
Please jinx it please make
Yeah, oh my god, Jinzy you're gonna take me down to gold Jinzy you're gonna take me down to gold
The ones who get undressed before the second day
What do you say the ones who get undressed before the second?
He's dragging me down. I know my I'm a
I got one more jinx I got one more
Wait if we lose are you going to be honest? No
I will never ever be gold
Oh don't disco you're acting like it's a disease like bro don't disco wait if I had gold
I wouldn't I would prefer to not wake up in
Minecraft dude come on don't get skull gold is fucking shit mate I don't
I'm over the minute if you want it.
I'm contesting.
Nice.
I like this one.
It's like a big difference.
Huge difference.
The last guys were amazing.
These guys suck.
I don't understand this game.
Collapse away.
No.
I can not, I'm not Ibrahimovic. I can't get that right.
Well I didn't cross it in like.
Okay.
Get a touch, get a touch.
Flick'n.
Go on, get that. I'll get it.
And you're based. Nice.
Nice. You miss, you miss.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh my god, we're in.
Oh my god, we're in.
I have an easy go.
Oh, he's so lucky he didn't get them out.
Nice, I got it out.
Down the line.
Here we go.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm over the middle, Genji.
If you want it.
Oh, tried.
Back in the middle.
in the middle back in the middle oh my god no yes we can't lose this game we
can't lose this one I know I know he's fucking arreled nice oh my god he missed
it mr. boy mr. boy mr. boy mr. boy mr. boy mr. boy mr. boy mr. boy mr. boy mr.
again mr. again mr. again he's missed it again he's actually missed it again
Look at what he does, just look at what he does there.
What the f**king hell are you doing?
Chachal.
Go on, you go, you go, you go.
Do you see that? You're playing like f**king blindfold on her.
You're doing four fits today.
No, I'm not playing with a blindfold.
You go.
One attached, James. One attached, wow.
I'm on the wall.
Off the wall.
What are you, fabulous, have an aerial?
Oh, wow.
There you go.
Now, I don't think you've lost these fingers.
You've missed it. You've missed it.
Wait, I think we both missed it.
I think we did, we did, we did, we did.
Let's watch three times.
Oh my god these are so bad! These are so bad!
These are so bad as well.
He's fucking taking the piss.
Did he demo you?
Yes he fucking did, I wanna fucking lose it.
These are smurfs there, these have to be smurfs.
Nah, I don't think these guys are. I'd rather be honest.
Do you think they're the smurfs?
You know I
They can't be because once again I score once again I score I'm like the best striker in the world the free goals
Why do you call it free goal? Free goal is crazy. I'm gonna kick off the contest
You again, and then they gave you another free one
Demoing these dudes
Oh my god.
Stop hitting me you fucking fat cunt.
Are you a burden?
Dude you double commit James.
No I didn't mean to.
See we're okay.
What the fuck?
The playing with us jinxed the playing with us. Look at this goal. Look how good this goal is look
Yeah, this looks like prime. He flicks it up in the air and look at that. What the fuck is that?
They are definitely smurfs
Okay, and that's prime boss. That is fucking prime 20 40 in Barca
Yeah, that might have been the best thing I've ever seen in my life
In juice them every the best ball I've ever seen 100% definitely is oh my god. You're in junk. Oh you're in junk. Oh you're in
You have to you have to love that love that for to come on cool
Com corrected you know what I'm saying cool com corrected like Darwin do that's
probably that cool com collected and you said Darwin do this yes bro Darwin's
getting good. Okay, I demoed one. James open that open that. Let's go baby let's go baby
let's go baby come on oh my god let's go oh my god let's go let's go you
You demo I finish, you demo I finish.
Yep, more to breath, let's do it.
Go on, Hydra, I came on.
Oh my god.
Yeah, go, they're letting us go.
Wait, what, that was, that was a wrap, that was a wrap.
Ginch, Ginch.
Is that it?
Well, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Ginch, Ginch, legitimately, what the fuck?
Legitimately, oh.
I saved it look and then he and then he did that okay. I could definitely get flat no no
Yeah, come on. I
Could get my old I'll go I'll go this motherfucker changes flag again, bro
What the fuck is that meant I mean
Well, you missed the ball. Yeah, cuz I'm lagging. I'm not on EU servers
I play it play it. I got a tap it in Jinx
Here that in for that good clear. Wait, that's really good hold up square it
Yes, let's go five four. Come on come on come on Irving Holland Irving on the island about say there you go
yeah cool comp collective and all in all in no no no we're not chanting it we're
not trying to be we're not chanting it we're not chanting it we're not chanting it
all in
Hawaiian airs is a by me play a chant in a city song right right he tried to
get is that what the fuck is he doing save the dollar
Daddy's home.
Oh my God.
I need boost. You have to score.
I've actually done it large.
Oh my God. Oh my God, he's done it. He's fucking done it.
I'm so clutched and saved.
I'm so clutched and saved.
Daddy, you're kidding!
Oh my God.
It's in the net. It's in the net.
No!
It's okay, relax.
James, fucking relax.
Fucking relax.
Wait, I just want us to game say thank you daddy.
I took him out, I took him out.
Good demo, Ginge.
We're going to get a touch on this, what?
Oh my God, what a save.
Wait, I can get a shot maybe.
Oh, five seconds of running balance.
Get back, get back, get back.
No, not like this.
Yes.
OK, you go, you go, you go.
Oh my god, we can make this.
We can make this.
Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat.
What, Ginge, that's in front of our neck.
Yeah, so I just hit, just touch it, you're fine.
Oh, we're fine, we're all right, we're OK.
I got it.
Oh my god.
Oh, you should have said.
I tried to get a couple.
Wait how was that name allowed?
No, no, reporting.
Chad, I'm reporting this.
I was like,
Wait, wait a minute.
You messaged them in the chat saying
you wanted to join their clan.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
And that.
I'm gonna report them because they beat us.
How do I report them?
James, are you getting off?
Are you getting off?
Yeah, I'm gonna have to because I'm lagging.
Okay, Jin, I just want to say have a beautiful day and have a nice night and
Manchester is below I
Hope you have the best night ever and make sure you put your bulletproof vest on when you go to bed. Good night, mate
Rightio, yeah, it's a rightio
I am gonna go to bed because I am fucking shattered and it is 2 o'clock in the morning
however chair I will send you over to a son of luck let's have a look I reckon we go
I'm going to go. Rocket League.
This guy seems like he'll appreciate it. 13 viewers chat is on. All right, chat going
showing some fucking love. Thank you so so much for today's stream. I appreciate you
all. I will obviously not be live tomorrow because I'm at winter until 10 to fucking
probably 11 if I'm honest. Absolutely fucking girls. Thank you so much. I appreciate
Sub the bits the gift is the dough knows honestly. Thank you so much, man. I appreciate you all absolute fucking legends
I will see you all probably Wednesday night, but again, I'm in London all day
So I might actually I might not be live on my channel on Wednesday, but I'll be with Jason
So I'll still be streaming but with Jason on Wednesday probably all right chat. Thank you so so much
I will see you all Wednesday. Good night. God bless sleep tight. I love you all
I see you after my chat. Oh Wednesday, sorry. Love you all chat