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02-09-2026 · 4h 27m
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Oh, yes, baby.
Hello, hello, hello in a big sunshine.
Hello, hello, hello.
Welcome in, welcome in.
Hello, sunshine.
you're ordering fan dabbie dosie this is what I say run run run away run away
sunshine hello hello hello chat hold on if I touch it listen it is Monday it's
the Monday blues fucking hell I don't know if you've noticed by the fucking
titles shall we have a look on switch he's been to London today fucking hell
Shall we have a look?
Chazza, Chazza's back from London.
Jakey's back from London.
If Tayden fucking Beano alive,
I wonder if they've been to fucking London.
Everyone's back from fucking London.
Fuck me.
Hello there, though.
How are you all doing?
Fantastic, man.
How are you all doing?
Absolutely fine, Dabby Dozer.
Tayden's never like,
yeah, now I'm fucking full of that.
It's your 24th today.
No, it's not.
It's the ninth, love.
Happy birthday run run run away run away we are from Serbia are you now hello to Serbia
NERMANIA whoa NERMANIA whoa he comes from Serbia he'll fucking murder NERMANIA whoa NERMANIA whoa
same clothes by the way and you know what I waited for someone to say that I waited for
someone to say that first of all I mean shots oh I might put them up a little
bit too far there was heavy bulljun show first of all alright anyway moving up
moving up right moving up I I mean shots okay therefore counting the same
close all right next thing I'm in the 2026 Red Bull Cash App racing t-shirt
yesterday I was in the quarter zip therefore
Thank you very much. You can go and suck my cow. Anyway, moving on, Stuartie! Do you
have a seven months mate? Four teams, mom, sorry. Five out of 14, but I go on the play.
He's doing very very well mate post the vote from yesterday. No worries mate
Oh, I'm gone
There you go
No dynasty
What did he say yesterday? What did he say? Oh
Oh
It's in Birmingham, so it'll be here tomorrow. Is it is it tomorrow night? It'll be tomorrow night
Will it fucking bet it will be honest to fucking God?
So gear socks for the five of me Max you were table sacred cats and give it racing donkey to the 19 total to 38
35 year ability is to the 29 even to the 21 80 to the 25
Charlie, thank you very much mate, I appreciate it in 11 months.
I did actually throw some arrows before I went live.
I was one dart away from a 15 dart leg, missed the double.
Next thing you know, I'm on a 22 dart leg.
So it is what it is, can't win them all obviously, can't win them all, but it is what it is.
A, DRFC, very, very, very, very, very much.
We'll meet at the pre-shoot of 41 months, fucking legend.
Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate it, bro.
Jenko, do you have a 25 as well, mate?
Fucking absolute goats.
Spike, I will be getting on Wednesday.
We will, we are officially not as busy Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, therefore, I can go and get Spike.
Spike will be making his return on Wednesday chat.
Well, actually, tomorrow, but I won't be live tomorrow
than I am all day. So yeah, tomorrow, that's all I'm saying chat is tomorrow what I'm doing
is actually, I don't think you'll ever guess it. I don't think you'll ever guess what I'm
doing tomorrow. I don't think you'll guess what I'm doing. Pawn, brilliant. Loose women,
what? Mate, I'm not even joking, I fucking love to go on loose women and just fucking
Chat, shame, gossip for an hour.
That would be fucking unreal.
That would actually be sick.
So give me a, yeah, let's have a look at loose women here.
And do you know what?
I've channeled my inner woman.
I've channeled my inner woman.
Let's have a look at some of the topics from loose women
topics.
Right, hang on.
Is intimacy in later life more nerve-wracking?
I can't really answer that because I've never been there.
Does the king need to apologize for that?
Let's keep it more high spirits.
Um, Brenda reveals a mystery.
I don't know.
Katie Hopkins upsets Colleen Nolan.
Fuck you, you know.
Only chance of a fucking decent.
Yeah.
Being fat is hard.
Is it now, you fat cow?
Is it really?
Fuck you now.
Son of a luck.
Being fat's hard.
Is it?
You getting upset now?
Don't make me know.
I shouldn't watch this.
I'm gonna say it now. Do you know what? Do you know what? I'm just gonna...
Sorry. Alright, let me give you a bow to myself. Let me give you a bow to...
Let me give you a bow to myself. Let me give you a bow to...
Oh, I'm not even watching it, I'm not even watching it, I don't know.
Right, I'm not even, I'm not even, do you know what I mean?
Let's hope there's no medical conditions that I'm going to play a part in and it's just
that, you know, eats a little bit.
I'm just curious, Katie Hopkins says being fat is hard.
Children are your life.
I thought Katie Hopkins would be disagreeing.
Innocent because they are your life.
Yeah, they're my life.
Yeah, I don't want to die.
No.
I need more benefits to help me lose weight because staying alive isn't enough.
Um, I just don't...
Right then, let's have a listen, because I'm actually curious to what's going to go on here.
And I don't think what's the other...
We're white because you're here now and you're acknowledging everything.
There's such an invisible population of very overweight and very obese people
who are almost invisible because they hardly go out.
Because you're scared to go out the front door.
It's an invisible...
Since when do Katie Hopkins stick up for fat people? I thought she fucking hated him
Also, I think she's taking the piss there. How can you be fat and invisible?
Anything we can't miss you
Let's see that problem because it's invisible as far as your your concern you're fascinating me today
I have to say because you are this is this is an entirely fill it fucking ours was a while back
How long ago was this?
11 years ago.
K-York is promised to have 25 stone Christina Brace.
I wonder what Christina looks like now.
Shall we have a look?
2026.
play a profile. Sorry. Right. I don't think that's Christina Briggs. There you go. It's
got to do it. Images. Let's have a look. 25 stone, seeing them on the Christina Briggs
wants tax payers to pay her to lose weight so let me let me read that again
can only I read that right 25 stone single mother Christina Briggs wants
tax payer to pay her to lose weight. Right, so I think when it comes down to benefits,
I think she's done about cash, not actual benefits of losing weight.
I've never seen you be so warm, I've never seen you be so caring, I've never seen you certainly never seen you be so happy with someone.
Has this experiment changed your view?
So, it hasn't changed my view in that I would say the same thing.
So I stand by everything I said, I wouldn't employ a fat person, look at myself after
three months, I would have been an employed me to be honest, because being fat is hard.
It's hard on your knees, it's hard on your body, isn't it?
It doesn't feel great in the...
It's hard for your breath and everything.
Really hard to catch your breath, and after I was on here last time, is the thing everyone
said is why is she gasping so much, but it's hard to get a breath, isn't it?
But what I like...
Am I?
Am I?
We all have a decent humanity and I see it on Twitter as the amount of aggression and
abuse directed and I've obviously dealt with that every day of my life and that's totally
fine for me.
It is, you've just lost him.
But for someone who feels that their story was put across badly, for someone that feels
that they've been dealt a hard hand by the media, you have a basic human compassion but
also you can see how at the point you're at, which is a huge amount of weight and a huge
body mass, you do wonder how do you deal with that.
Right.
I need to say eat less.
No, no.
Do you know what?
She's right.
It's not easy.
It's not easy to just...
So you are today sitting here facing the reality, facing the person, in physical form of all
the things that you've said whilst you've been sitting here.
Yeah, and I believe the things I've said.
I don't change that.
But I see how, because I've put on the weight, it was hard for me.
I know people will say, well, she looks like a little skitty thing now, but you know things
are relative.
I want to accept that personally.
But when you put a 50% of my body weight, like either of you, put on 50% of yourselves,
You learn some things and I learn some big things, which is that it's hard.
In which case, when you're looking at trying to help somebody and we're, you know, sitting
here with Christina and you are an extremely vulnerable person, you've had them given a
very, very hard time here.
So what's the next step?
How does she help herself?
Because it's unlikely she's never going to get a voucher from the government.
That's not going to happen.
No, she's not.
That's right.
Taxpayers at home wouldn't want that.
Taxpayers are right to say, I'm out working.
She's sat on the sofa.
I'm not paying for that.
tax payers every time we would agree with that and I'm sure you would say the same
and this whole point about the gastric bypass she doesn't want one because
she doesn't want to ask tax payers for that exactly and so the people that are
joining me on Twitter the people want to join what I've been doing you know we're
trying to set up a way of saying let's all find what the thing is that works for
us and do that I don't think there's a magic formula but I think there's a way
so you really love swimming yeah so if there was someone that could swim with
you you'd feel better because what we've she just fucking wants a day I fucking
see like another fucking game ain't coming off my fucking tax fuck off not
doing it piss off ain't fucking stupid Jamie give it a 27 mate Thomas
five and a seven months mate in me for every nine months fucking you don't pay
tax you have your fucking rocker I fucking do
Honestly, that hurts me. That hurts me. And that hurts me because that could be Jaker.
That could be Jaker. And it hurts to know that one of my friends is going that way.
And if he doesn't change anything about him, he's also going to struggle to walk. I sat
next to him on the train today and he's breathing and I've had to look twice I
thought it was Darth Vader and so I look the third time thinking fucking I'm having
me dad as well it wasn't it was Jake it and we sat there he's going I'm just
thinking you fucking fat bum.
Do you know what I mean?
So yeah, it is, it's quite, it is, it's sad in it really, but listen, I'm confident
Jake he can turn his life around.
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And once again, as soon as I got out of the jungle, streamed, streamed, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
even on Christmas.
Then January, obviously, we had, I think it, Chetah, what's the other thing, there you
go.
Mr. Jan bang bang Saturday off bang ba bang bang bang so look that listen what do I always
say when people say to me advice what's the one thing I always say and then you know what
you know what annoys me the most right I always say the same thing consistency right that's
what I say that's the main thing I say and then they come up to me say give me some advice
and don't say consistency
i ain't fucking lightin
i ain't lightin
it is fucking consistency
it is consistency
whether i fucking
would call it
obviously i know today i can't do an eight hour stream but i'm fucking
still showing up
saying well yesterday i knew it had to be short, same as sunday it had to be short
we still show up consistently
consistency is key
Unfortunately, I'm still on for quite a bit today.
But, and, fucking also, YouTube as well at the same time.
Just say a million subscribers if you didn't know chat.
They'll be using the chat for that, thank you.
Willco, do you have 20 months mate?
We missed full time, Ginge.
I've literally streamed.
The last time I had a day off was,
the 30th of Jan.
That's it. And that's because I play in a charity match in Qatar.
So fuck you mate.
Busy life but still screaming, never change. See, there you go. Thank you very much.
What about tomorrow? Yeah, tomorrow never comes. That's the beauty about tomorrow. Tomorrow
will always be today and yesterday will always be yesterday and today is today
tomorrow never comes unless you know someone called tomorrow and you watch
them have a wank and multi-given a 16 mate but obviously chat the only reason I'm
not streaming tomorrow is because I'm busy doing other things as I would be
And I'm also pretty sure I'm saying I'm gonna let me look at the end of Feb
If I can get the backpack for them we're fucking laughing but I need to get the backpack
Oh, shall we have a see if there's an update on the backpack? Let's have a look.
Right, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Jake! Forever the Five gifted you sexy. Go on the boy. Thank you very much, Jake.
Luke Armstrong, Forever the Five as well, mate. Go on the boy. Thank you very much, Luke.
I appreciate that, man. Forever the Five, bro. Now, just ban him. He's on the 24th.
Ahemoni! Come on, thank you.
Jack, give it to you.
Show them to the 13, mate.
Nice green screen background.
Nisha!
Misha where it's at! Where it's at! Misha where it's at!
Come on Misha, thank you very much, I appreciate that lot, absolute fucking legend.
Thank you very very much, I appreciate that, thank you Misha.
It's AI, brilliant. It's fucking not.
Does he stream with his top off?
Let me face time Jake, let me face time Jake.
What's he doing?
Jack, Jack and Jake is going to be well weirded out here.
Jack, you're doing these days of jump for any gifted.
Hold on a minute. What is he actually doing?
I don't know.
Let me wall sap him.
I'm curious to what's about happening. Here we go.
Let's just see where this goes.
If it doesn't end in a truffle shuffle, I'm disappointed.
chat you meant that apparently this is the Justin Bieber method this is what
jakey said he's gonna do
I'm trying to FaceTiming. Oh jakey would have picked up
Oh jakey would have picked up. Hold on chat I just want to try and make sure my
collar bones showing
because right now I look like a fucking massive lump
I'm gonna be fucking sick
I'm going off
Can you upload your third body of audio mate don't worry mate
Thank you, Dazza, thank you very much man, I appreciate that a lot Dazza, thank you brother.
Chat, we have got, let me see if it's still good for them.
I don't know if Jiggs has announced he was in it yet. All right, so I'm not gonna announce anything, but it's a big names in there.
What the f... Oh nice. So he did, who's he announced?
Most people, okay, nice. So yeah, it should be fucking unreal.
I can't wait for that. It should be great. It should be fucking brilliant.
Hopefully we go all the way and we can win it. He's making the teams fair. He's not announced
joker look it's it what are they doing what are they actually doing
you're bigger bro I'm not even joking you're actually fucking
oh yeah my belly jiggles though
don't really rouse me the fact he didn't actually shave his fucking mole
What he's got here look it looks like he's got a fucking spider on his shoulder
Why don't you shave his mole? It's absolutely revolting. Why am I so white?
Your turn nah, I'm not a fucking do that
I'm alright, thanks. I don't actually know why they're doing that or what they're doing
But I'm just gonna stream. Are you fucking normally stream and play some video games and entertain and not whatever the fuck that is
I'm going to go on the boy. Thank
you very much, mate. Yeah.
Prank roll. No. Hey. Hey.
She's in love with. Can you please
say big hello to nephew? Hello
there to Seth Brown.
Yeah.
What echo? What's this?
Angry ginger off the leash. You
can swear in the wind yelling at
friends fueled by spy and
vitamin D.
Mother of the world because it
looked at me.
Vitamin D mad at the world because it looked at me angry ginger hear the battle cry who took my biscuits echoes through the sky
You don't make sense, but what the fuck is that?
Echo have a fucking day off mate
Have a fucking day off will you?
Fucking day off
Right, so we kick off with football highlights or shall we go straight to a game? I think it's all that to be fair
I think we only just watch this one
I can't I can't I miss this yesterday. Yeah, I'd say so
I'll just watch this one kids for the most and same on for the week. Well second most entertainer on for the weekend
Looked all the way went himself
Andy Robertson still the pool or what what's going on there?
He's still there. A gay master class. A gay play well.
Moush. No. Oh, that's good answer.
He hasn't got a dinosaur.
He has. What?
On double check.
Oh my God.
Hey, Colter, 20 months may go on the bye. Thank you, Katie, 22 love.
He just got it. Oh, my God. Just let me just fucking put all these out the misery.
Even though I already know he's not got it.
Absolutely. We will have that dinosaur. No, no, I'm saying we'll have that break that open.
Yes, Andy, I'm good, mate. You're okay.
Breakers, more than likely, probably breakers will be after the show.
Three, two, one.
Ginger asking me this like
It's but yeah, but it's actually moved though, it's moved it said no no no no no no no it's moved shock
Right here leave me alone here. My football club buddy. Not for that
Yeah, you are and so it's
Fine if it's tomorrow ginger you can
You can come and do it while your team gets battered as well, so it'll be great.
That shows your deliveries.
Wins four games in a row. I don't think they're massive.
Shocking football club.
As if we're not massive.
Showtime.
Jamie, Chivar 22, Kyle, Chivar 28, Nathan, Chivar 30.
Go on the bike. Thank you, Nathan.
This, by the way, is outrageous.
Oh, great! Oh, great!
That is a bullet!
Can I just say, do you remember when I pro-directed with Dominic Shubbersfly, right?
Do you remember this or not?
When that got released, right?
When that got released, I sat here and I said,
why are you not on Free Kicks for Liverpool? It's beyond me.
Obviously, we know why, because Trent was there, right?
Right, so Trent took them.
There you go.
I called it.
He should be on free kicks.
He's a fucking joker.
That's a 20.
They're sitting in each other here.
They need Harlan, they need Samaniel,
they need Barrow Silver, they need them to step up.
Need them to step up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, there you go.
And they have married Coriza, but no, no, Silver.
SHOPPING!
I was just about to say Pep Guardiola's drifting towards a second year without a tie,
unless something happens, and something has happened.
I've not seen the winning goal.
Is it good?
Oh my god, it's apparently...
Wow.
I mean, what the fuck is Allison doing?
No, I saw this I woke up at this point. Oh my god
That's my right-winger.
He's fucking playing pro clubs on a Thursday and he's saving goals on a fucking Sunday.
Go on, Gigi. He followed me after that as well. Nice guy.
He's penalized in the second and it may be so much like walks here
Wow, we got red carded
What that's mental how the fuck have you sent him off?
How have they sent him off?
that's crazy I can't lie you could have just let the fucking goal stand to be
honest he's mental only one game okay give it still mental right let's crack
on and stream what game shall we play so I'm trying to think it what game is
this to play at the minute what game actually is this to play I'm happy to
bit of rocket league i don't spend all night on rocket league
right i think what i might do later this week maybe wednesday or excuse me fursday
potentially start a brand new career mode just for someone else we play that once a week once a
a week sorry. Quarantine zone is also very good.
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Paul I know I know sorry about it
You can't do that.
What a tune.
Golden balls again.
Now, there's someone who's actually got a way of doing golden balls.
They try to find it.
I don't know how you do it.
I'd happily do golden balls again.
I got it right this time.
Because I'mma be honest.
I'm not the fairytale type.
You got me thinking.
Actually, I may be my...
Maybe
Scoundrel, scoundrel, take about four hours chat
All right, all right scoundrel
Go on, Tom! Put a bit of fire to the deck, didn't mate! Go on, then, boy! Thank you very much for that three-shot, Tom! Thank you very much, mate!
Then the left could be quite like this. I'll tell you when I was saying
This is the game to start off with by the way, so if you choose scab straight away
That's basically the stream all night because we can went until two o'clock in the morning
So choose wisely. Yeah, you've got two might get similar rocket leaves carried your own horror game
and
Then you've got one more I
Think in UFC, what have I had? I think you Fc. I
I ain't doing role play. I actually don't understand how we still are not understanding
I am not touching role play until six and comes out. It is dead finito finished
Darts I've been dancing there
There you go for the chat go on the chat
I'm back!
Look, look, look!
See, Selene even agrees, that's all he fucking plays.
Right, let me nip for a piss, chat, in the back of the minute, not on the ball, I'll be
back in one minute, though.
Real good game, you better not buy some weird calls.
I'm getting on the side of the wall, I keep my head up, body pounds, couldn't call,
he looks like I need my better ass for that.
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Oh, I hope I don't lose you
Hmm
Please, stay
I want you, I need you, oh God
Don't take
These beautiful things that I've got
Please, stay
I want you and me to walk out, out, take
This beautiful season of God
Please don't take
I've felt my mind gone, seen the same
It's been a while, but I'm finding my faith
If everything is good and it's great why do I sit and wait till it's gone?
Oh, I know I've got enough, I've got peace and I'm silent
Is it all I've ever looked at?
Oh, Supermarket seemed like I just clinched it, then Scaven
You scabbed the supermarket simulator.
Do you know what I love when what they want doesn't win and then they instantly cry?
So the supermarket simulator won by 51%, which means added up everything else would
equivalent to 49%. Therefore, supermarket simulator wins. But what I can do, is scan
fun after supermarket simulator. Bobby likes Cardboard! Go on Bobby! Fever to five mate,
go on the boy, thank you very much mate. Thank you very much Bobby, go on the boy, thank you
man all right fairs there we go oh my god we never even completed Rv there yet
Oh my god, what a game that is by the way, alright, I'll hop on that again.
I mean I'm not going to do it right now, but that was actually a sick game.
Or we could do that in the bobbin here I can, DMs, here we go.
Become a gnome.
Someone just said this actually then.
Become a gnome.
Becoming a known...
...Burglin. Hang on, we've got a trailer to watch, I think, here.
It's only the demo out now.
It's just going to be one of those games, right, that looks shit, but he's fucking hilarious.
It actually is, isn't it?
All the funniest games look shit.
Why have people...
And the aim's not to get caught.
Love it, Speck. Love that man. Thank you, brother.
Oh, that's a lovely message, Lewis.
Bear with me in a minute, chap.
I'll get some budgies made as we speak.
Erm...
You may...
There you go.
What would you like, Toast? You named something, mate.
You got to build your own old garden.
Right, it looks whack, but it actually could be gunner.
Most of the best games that look shit are actually decent.
So, try trading cards, seeing like a natural.
See if you like getting more relatable trading cards.
Is that Luke the new Lootler is it let's just wait and see if the end is the chat I can
just fucking tell us Luke already he's a prick
Daisy further to 15 thank you very much love I appreciate that thank you
Thank you.
And a bit sunshine.
I'm going to use the same as in my old friend.
Awful song. It's actually mad how this song separates people from alumni fans and great.
Rather than enjoying the song.
be fair though, it's like a song that's shit so you know I wouldn't listen to it so I'd
Uh, on sweatshirts, he does.
My behavior, I'm on about.
Yeah, it is an effect.
I
Excuse me
I vote I'll let you all oh
Yeah, this body. Yeah, yeah
Cal for the 21 make on the boy. Thank you very much. Cal. Thank you, brother. I probably look again being a fucking idiot
Just bought me in big overweight virgins. He does one night. I mean it doesn't
It means we don't we do something fucking amazing you like dead nonchalant
But, you know, with the chat and the audience that we have, they have decided to rename
it the Big Overweight Virgins.
Anyway, pack your bags, I believe.
Could never be used.
Uh, exactly.
Let's have a look here.
Right.
Nice. Right.
Supermarket Simulator!
Like I said, video. Let's do it.
Let's go. You're going to go on YouTube chat.
What's up everybody, it's the NGGs back again and today we are back on Supermarket Simulator!
And a pause please Mason, it has been a while, however, we're back on it as of requested.
We're going to start a brand new game because it has been so long, without further ado please
subscribe, we're pushing 300,000 subscribers on this channel, we have just hit a million
subs on the main so massive, massive thank you and enjoy the video.
New game slot B
Does slot B then become slot A for next time who knows you will start with a small store
Supermarket simulator. This is me store. Oh, wow. You actually add you actually start with really tiny store
Compared to what you actually normally wrote it compared to what we had last time. I mean those of a got
There we go
bills, customization, storage, growth, licenses, well this is an absolute shambles, music player,
I don't know how to speak it, I'm sick, pricing, I can all of this, right, leave computer,
Order goods. Oh, I've got all of my goods on a first hand gun
Right, we'll order some cereal, but what I've got no money. I've got $50. Oh
He's not it $50. All right
I'll add one sliced bread one bit of flour one
I don't know if you can hear this right now, but I've got a chicken singing in the air.
You can't hear that, welcome to the Twitch Streams.
Bang them on the shelves, pasta can go in.
Put that in the bin.
Then we've also got some olive oil, which can go underneath the pasta,
because you can use oil to cook pasta sometimes.
Very rarely if I'm honest, but you do use it.
Brian's on a mad one then we've got some flower, which I don't mind we can bang flower up a top shelf
Daddy chill are these even in the video otherwise was coming across as a weirdo
And then what's this brown bread blood is in a flower?
Perfect
And let's open the start excuse me mate excuse me. He's got that guy from Fast and Furious. What's he called?
Oi van diesel
You know what I'm on about right? We're open
So all the price
99p forget that
I'm gone. Hey, it's not a price yet. You know anything for free
Nothing's got a price your dick small Brad
Excuse me love hello that's gonna be
£1.50, hang on a minute. Due to recent events that's gone up to $5
apparently. It's not gone up. Chains 50 cent. There you go, it's not the
I'm a rapper, sweetheart, there you go.
Have I given you the money?
I just won't give you the money.
I've given too much there.
Oh, you can take money back by,
there we go.
And then I just close it.
Yeah, close, I'm just, there we go.
The checkouts are full, are you fucking all right?
The checkouts are full, I'm here.
It's fucking not full.
Give him.
One pound fish there.
Yeah.
Add it.
One.
No.
Is this fucking game all right?
There we go.
Space bar.
Beep, beep.
Thank you very much.
You're gonna be paid by Cardiff.
It's £5.86.
Thank you today, sir.
Thank you very much.
We do prefer it if you do use Cardiff.
Van Dygo!
I knew he'd come back. You're right. Have you got cash on you?
Because we are trying to avoid HMRC. It's been an entire night.
Nope, no worries. I've got a bit eight pound thirty please. Thank you, mate.
Another card user. Well, you could tell we're in 2026. Thank you very much, mate.
All right, love. Can I just say you've got fantastic hair,
and I think your breasts look really nice in that dress. Nothing over the top.
I think it's just right card as well as it two pound forty four please love
Thank you very much. Hello there. Someone's off to James Bond party. It's seen a bit Daniel Craig. What's he give me a?
Oh, that's awkward no, I'm here
Yeah, hello, why have you given me all that but I don't need that
Am I fucking am I all right in the idea close check out
Hello
Yes, I've put your money five times here change one dollar
There we go there we go
Thank you very much change four pound twenty one
Click the wrong button again
Brown bread how much one one cent could I just fucking let me have that really?
And I don't want to increase your prices. Look, I'm fucking selling out there. Just card is it mate five pound seventy nine
Oh
You couldn't find pasta or you could have just fucking asked me couldn't you?
Make profit I'm gonna minute relax 99p one dollar cents
Just one minute check out the phone. Oh, they are just one minute. I need to make profit here
Another minute I'm a making profit on these let's go 2 pound 50 I
Can't I can't write a numbering
Thank you, there we go
I'm on it. Just a brown bread. Is it for you madam? No problem whatsoever. That'll be
99 cent on cash. Thank you very much. Couldn't find any pasta. Couldn't have asked me though.
You stupid bitch. Okay love. That's gonna be 5.99 in one cent change. No problem. You're
very welcome. And you've got some more bread and flour. She's giving me a hundred dollar
bill should you $100 bill for £3 56 123 12 there you go fuck off and don't come back
thank you mate I'm fucking I'm out of stock here unless you want oil unless you want
I'm out of stock. This is fucking unbelievable. One, two, three, four, one, thank you.
Hello?
99 cents. Thank you.
I need some pasta. A lot of people coming in looking for pasta, right?
Two cents. Thank you.
That's like me for winning United.
But
Doesn't look exactly like me.
Um
That looks like a gentleman.
Doesn't look entirely like me, but has got the same uniform on as me
Why is that look he's got the red tie the white shirt the Navy pants just a bread is it mate
night
99, please
Okay, mate oil again is it two pound fifty. Thank you. You give me a hundred dollar bill under a dollar bill
I'm gonna fucking lose it
Cheers mate, yes my guy, ok mate, no fast food, cheers for that one, change 50 cent,
whey, and you're out love, oh bloody hell, what was that, I don't know, I don't know,
That'll be 250 back. Couldn't find any pasta. Always going to be awkward.
We're sold out, sir. Sir, we're sold out. Yeah, nice it. Sarcastic. Sarcastic is it, yeah?
We're sold out, you fucking knob. We're closed. Oh, we're not actually fucked.
Oi! Get out the fuck out here now. Get the fuck, actually. Excuse me, I'm finished now.
you up to anything? You up to anything, sweetheart? Bianca, you up to anything? Hello? Hello?
I don't want to follow you home, but if you're going to ignore me. Ah! Why is it they call
then? Tattoos there, they've got a certain word of care on the call. Oi! What have you
just robbed? We're closed, why have you been in? We're closed. Oi, can you not read the
the fucking sign.
Let me check me till there.
You don't know what people have been doing.
Right, what we on here?
All right, so we've made $20 profit.
Pasta with a big hit, I can't lie.
Let's get the pasta in, cause that was a big hit.
Right, we'll get some more oil in.
We'll get some cereal in.
No, we can't.
Get some more bread in.
Get some more flour in.
Get some sugar powder.
Oh I can't afford it.
That's gonna have to go.
I've got sixty two pence left.
Fucking hell, there's just me light staying on here.
What are you doing, John?
We're close, you dumb cow! Are you fucking alright?
Oi!
I will increase the prices, I will.
Right.
Pasta is huge, let's put the pasta over here, people love the pasta, flour, put the flour
near the pasta, bread, put the bread near the flour, nice, yeah I will, I'm going to
increase the prices, sugar, I will put the sugar powder near the white powder in the
flour, Sousa, Sousa. We've got some more oil. People love the oil. Bang the oil up.
Actually we know we won't. We'll give that a little itself here. I'll do my prices in
a minute and make sure we make some decent profit. I'll get rid of me. Some more pasta
that can go next to the pasta. Right. Nice. So then, let's go here. Let's change. Let's
change the price there. Unit normal for the bread is 99 pence so we need it to
be more than 99 pence and what is it at the minute? 99 pence no wonder we made
fucking no money. What's bread these days? We'll go £1.50 right? Flour what's that
normally 79p 79p for flower I reckon oh it says it there 3 pound 71 we'll go
three pound 51 just to undercut the other the other markets what was this
market price three pounds six 96 fuck you know we'll go three pound 49 now we'll
go three pound 50 actually we'll take the extra penny on that one sugar is
He's coming in at £4.83, we'll go £4.33 and you shot with us, you saved 50p, discount
ain't no fucking discount, ain't no discount where I'm from, $3, $3, me olive oil's coming
in at $4.50, fucking hell, get up for four.
We're about to make serious profit here, you know
Serious profit, right? Let's go to bed
How does one go to bed?
Enter
18 plus not fine, but that's gonna happen. We're a new store. We're a new store. That's gonna happen
What I would say day one we've made
You receive daily bills starting today make sure to pay your bills do I know?
Interesting.
We'll see what's going on here then shall we?
Right, we're open!
I've got sixty-two penises to my name to be honest, can I have my light on?
Why am I fucking saving electric here?
What's my bills coming in at?
Oh my god!
These are well new!
I've got a bat to...
Hey, fuck off people, you're trying to rob me, you're mad.
Hey, you're mad.
Mate, if I'd have had that bite yesterday,
that old lady would have got smacked me.
Pick up truck, said that, they said,
oh, I'm very sorry, Vin.
Sorry, Vin.
Just the oil is it for today?
No, but it'll be $4 whenever you're ready, mate.
Go on, would you like to leave a charitable offer?
We have actually got a scheme running at this minute in time
and it is for children in hospital.
Would you like to leave a donation Van Diesel?
No worries, no problem whatsoever.
That's just the...
Okay.
Oh, you've changed your mind, have you?
There you go.
Earn it here first, you didn't like it.
Three pound and Daniel Craig.
Would you like to leave a donation to the children's hospital?
No, you wouldn't, no problem.
You know he they say never meet your arrows. I mean they say never meet your
arrows. Hello, there's fucking Susan and Danny McPhee in one here. You okay love?
You know, just a few items. You've been busy today love. Fucking out. Look got a face
like a fucking pit bull who's just like piss off a net to launch here. Someone's
on a fucking tough start to the morning. Seven dollars over, get on your way.
Bloody Nora. Hello, sweetheart. Can I...
So, can I just come round there to admire that dress?
Because that is G to the O to the R to the G to the O-U-E-S.
Gorgeous.
And then my heels. Can I just say, I've got a thing for f...
Fuck off.
Twins! Double trouble!
Oil is it? Let me guess it, baby oil.
So you should be careful where you go with that because some places are fucked.
You're alright as well love? The oil and the sugar is it? Is it now?
I know it's easy getting up too. No problem. I'll see you after we shift.
Dirty bastards. Thank you very much love. Oh hello.
Hello. Fucking hell do you cut your every knife and fork dear love?
Fucking thought you were a friend child.
There you go. Fucking hell. Eyes up here, sweetheart. Eyes up here. You fucking what?
My stalking get dirty. I can't lie. This is actually a lot better than last time we played
it. This was never in here last time we played it. Me stalking get dirty now. Are you mad?
looking at me bulge eyes up a love up a up a for looking down there for
100 before dollars thank you very much love $1 chains there you go then your
craze back again $6 no worries thank you very much Dan
select tab mop I've got a mop me fucking floor you're mad what's this a
Mopping me floor. Mop, mop, mop. Right. Sponge. What's me sponge for?
No way of people fucking dropping food in my shop. I have some fucking respect.
Just one minute, love. Fuck you, hello.
Rock sound, rock sound. Hello, sweet. Hang on.
There we go, bobo's!
Sorry Roxanne, are you okay love?
Just a flower today, is it alright? Can I just say you came in yesterday
and you had an horrible whiff of Bobby Orange. You don't stink of the old today.
So whatever the old drink you've put on, it's fucking working, well in love.
And I've been 96, is it?
Fucking hell 49
There you go
Fucking hell love it's out to keep I cut that were you fucking hell
And there's been pay by car is it no that'd be 1299 if you when you're ready love
Thank you very much
Who's he look like now? Who's he look like? He looks like someone, he looks like someone.
Yeah I'll leave that, I'll leave it, I'll leave it, I'll leave that, I'll leave it. $4 please.
Fucking hell. In this shot this week, in this cemetery next week, you've not got fucking
long left have your love bloody Christ in hell what goes on a date first the
bread you just bought are you hello you're right love can I just say your
airline takes me back to the 1980s great music being made 11 pound 50 there
thank you Alan DeGeneres fucking hell hello
you remind me of the I like the suit mate four dollars just for the aisle please
mate oh I'm gonna minute he's buying oil and he's in all white
I'm gonna minute that's very suspicious fucking Jesus you can have them
mate. Hulk Hogan. Bloody hell. He can have that mate. How much is that? 41 change. You
can have that. 42 just to be nice. You know, don't fucking rob me. He's got muscles in.
Muscles in. It's fucking hell. So is he. Got to pay for that mate, oh. Yeah, it's clearly
You're fucking knob
Why they being knobs fucking Bradley mine over a
$3 change. There you go. Actually, I don't like the way you start wrong. You can have $2
car
You're okay, mate. You look like
James Bond
Well not
We'll just walk. Yeah, like a different version
So we'll go for them
nice
1566
On me floor again me floor again
Yeah, we're all right here floor again
Sorry for the wait there mate just a bread is it?
3 pound 50 whenever you ready mate. Thank you very much. I'm making good profit here. I can't lie making very good profit
You know what time to be fucking clock off there
Can you hurry up please? I'm getting bored
Can I just say I really like that shirt I feel like you've gone for the the chessboard look
Unlike you fucking head mate shine his fuck
Ten dollars whenever you're ready mate. Thank you. It's soft
Hello
Four pound thirty three
I can't as well, that'll be $3, thank you.
Right, we've made 143 here, I can't lie, we've done well there.
Done very well.
Face for the date.
We're closed, the shop's closed flower.
No one comes in, no one goes out.
Do you understand me? Thank you.
Right then. We've still got a fair bit of pasta left.
Perfect. Right then. We're closed.
Where's the baseball bat?
I'll leave that for now.
Paints, products, all right, let's order.
Hang on, what are we low on here?
Pasta, we're okay.
Everything else we'll order.
We could do with some cereal, not any cereal yet.
Oil we need, sugar we need, flour we need, bread we need.
Bills, where are any bills?
You can't buy after 9 p.m.
where are my bills? give me that
oh yeah
a bank
I could get a loan
nah I get loads it just kills ya
management bills here we go licenses number all right here
I'm all right to be honest all right but we got no bills all right enter finish
day number two complete looking after profit there you go thanking you very
much. Oh, sliced bread's gone down.
Three pound eight. Yeah, we'll go three pound 50.
There you go. Right. Well, just chill out, brother.
Management don't need my own bills. I got bills. I got to pay.
So I'm gonna work work work every day. I got skills. I want to be
Fuck
Shouldn't have paid me rent
What don't really what we don't we don't really need flower
Fuck it off flower. We're not interested piss off
There we go, right, I stopped the room
Sugar music yeah, I just don't include this bit though macy's new point. I'm just restocking anyway
Thank you
Why don't bang that there
Thank you, Martha
Right
Chock Chucky pick
Rightio we've got the
We've got $6.20 to our name. We've got half stock shelves. Let's open. Thank you. Wait
for me first customer, please. Sierra Leaves pricing. Oh my God. Six pound. No, we'll go
seven seven pound fifty-nine
hello there sir you're our first customer of the day could I just say you
look very very intelligent I wish they spoke about here have a great day sir
I don't you I'm honest mate it start off as a bit of a joke. You did me fucking nothing now
Bonjour je m'appelle Morgan
Wee wee poo poo you look here for Biloxi
7.59 over you call it sweet art will call it 7.50
because I like you and I think you fit oh never mind I'm gonna pay I'm gonna
charge you and I think you fit if you want to come back at nine I'm cocking
off and a bit of sunshine buy a crate from market oh buy a crate
interesting $30 I need hello there again Daniel you're not Daniel you're
you're the bread is it don't worry so there's be three pound fifty thank you
Thank you paying cash for this one perfect. Thank you very much mate
Oh, was that Malcolm hello
You've got air like a fucking skate ramp you want $43
That was Malcolm all fucking bright. What is he called was he called now probably what he's back
No, what's he called?
Not Bradley Mulch, Bradley Martin.
Oh, one, two.
Didn't even realize I've robbed him a dollar.
That's perfect.
Four, I knew she'd come back.
Hello, sweetheart.
Let me guess, you're the part of sugar.
I'm not talking too soon. Thank you very much. You can have two dollars. I'll keep this is theft
Is it yeah? I'll show you fucking theft. I'll get me back on the fucking liquor on your head. Look it around your head
That's good English from me
That's great English from me that really good. Oh into the 29 mate
But you hello
And I'll just be 50 cents. Thank you very much. Then what I told you a lot like 50 cent
well they're lying because you don't 49 there we go oh hello fucking hell are
their legs are she got a fucking stilts on how long their legs are bloody Nora
can I leave some fly for the rest of us love
you very much play back out of it today no worries
£1.52
take your time mates
take your fucking time mates
he's been in here seven times today alright
what time are we on here? oh it's 4pm
£7.59 for it. Hello there Fatty. Fatty Fatty. Why'd you didn't buy fucking everything in
there you big fat cunt. Right see you need some more flour. Perfect. Bring the flour
back on it play with feathers you get your ass tickled get me mop outs mop the floor
I don't understand how this is getting dirty when no one's fucking been here
I'll do window looking a bit dirty thank you that is gonna be three pound fifty
got any change thank you I will buy a crate
thank you whole tab to use the crate we'll do thank you zero mate we're
making the profit by the way by the way we are absolutely making profit here
What can I use me crate for? One minute flower I'm just using me crate.
Ah, just to carry things.
Oh, interesting. Is that it?
One, two, three, one, two. Thank you.
Fucking hell. Matt Joman's back.
If he tries to harass you, sweetheart, let me know how fucking, I might as well say bumming, but I'll bang him.
Errrr, okay, next one, $11.10.
Thank you, mate.
Alright, I tried to keep eye contact with him, just because he's quite intimidating.
And our very, very last customer of the day, nearly.
Paying by card, $14.10.
You remind me of white chicks
You look like white chicks before they get played by the cops
And I need you and I miss you
And all I wonder if I could fall
into the sky
Do you think time would pass us by?
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just be you tonight.
I'm watching you not trying to run out cause I'll fucking bang you.
Thank you my car, twenty eight dollars.
There we go. I'm watching you. I'm watching you. Thank you. Eye contact. All right. No
worries. So, we love him. 1150 out. Thank you. No more change. Those three tack. I really
like your hair today. It shows private school. 1869. If you'd like to 69 later, let me know.
I'll be honest don't think she will it's worth a try and we're closed
I've been up clean the floors a little shut down purchase product license
Right. Management licenses. Bottled water, cheese, coffee, eggs, milk and tea. Well that's
I could just set me back to $24.
Why have I done that?
Can I get a refund?
I might just fuck it for tomorrow.
I could just bang a loan on, I think I might have to go for a loan here.
I would never recommend a loan in real life though because the interest kills you and that's when you get the if you can't pay we'll take it away
Baylifts
Any chance of the loans showing up?
to be fair it's only 0.1 interest so you actually end up paying an extra 237 dollars
all that daily the quicker I pay it off though the less it is isn't it so that's alright
I don't mind that I've done it because it's a video game. That's why I've done it
Right then
Let me cause me store
How much everyone I must have been made sorry
Okay, we're on profit. That's all that matters
so
We might need more shelves here you know
We need more of that we need bread we need that we need that we need that we need that we need that we need that
We need that. We need that. We need that.
Eggs, more milk, more coffee, more tea.
I think it's good to just stock up on everything.
Do you get me?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Boy screen it screen at some point
Put me stuck here in the corner. No one puts the stock in the corner. Ah fuck I need more
more chop
that's fucking full
ahhh
more chop
more flamer
If you know, you know, great ballerinologies, you know.
I'm gonna minute.
Put eggs on the shelves.
No saying products in the crate.
fucking on smaccaroni or something
threw my way through the darkness guided by a beating heart
I can't tell where the journey will end
But I know where to start
And tell me how I'm too young to understand
I say I'm caught up in a dream
Well, I will pass me by if I don't open up my eyes
I'll pass by by me
So where can I find me?
We have restocks. We've got the chocolate cereal. We've got tea. We've got coffee. We've got cups
But today the Lord has decided we got no paper cups
So I've got no option
But the clothes the store prayers alive for his 50-pound jackpot if you know, you know
If you know, you know
Let me do those prices
I don't see how I've ever done that.
I need Zex, 2.50 for that one.
Right, not about that Christ is all, I was going to say, show.
Sweet.
Radio, prices are all done.
We've got eggs coming in at $3.99.
We've got water coming at $2.35.
We've got cheese coming at $3.
And we've got milk at £2.40.
Get the lights on.
The lights we're on.
Let's get the shop open.
Let's make some money.
And there's that thing I am going to buy the back,
just in case you do get any thieves.
Obviously, this is only a local shop at the minute.
It doesn't mean anything to thieves.
leaves, they'll come in, they'll rob everything if I'm honest. Also, I've got spare shelves,
I don't know why I don't just bang these on here. Perfect. Okay. Clean up on aisle one,
clean up on aisle one. There we go. Anything else? No, we're good to go. It's been an hour
We've not had a customer.
The shop's open.
Can you come in and buy some of it please?
The shop's been open for two hours.
Can you come in and buy some of it please?
Here we go.
Our first customer of the day.
Hello sweetie!
Oooooooh!
Just pushed in front of you, right?
Have a great day, sir!
Just the white powder for you today, is it madame?
Bring the boxes in, no one's gonna fucking rob me boxes mate.
Fucking hell, oh!
someone's doing the weekly shot on a 25 thank you
I can use the card reader perfect hello there why have you got no pants on hello
It's your granddad
Fuck you know someone a big fan of the big bang theory
Change zero oh
41
55 mate hello, sweet
1857
It's not doing too well today. The store is not doing very well. I repeat, it's a slow day at the office.
Jason, 24 mate. GMBZ, 12 mate. Charlie, 20. Frankie, 8. Abrams, 3 dollars man. Thank you, brother.
yeah no I don't do it mate which is why sorry mate you want 29 dear there you go
this is theft we're fucking I'll do one then hello there battery from black ops 3
I hope you got your special list on you. Goodbye
How much?
1990
Oh
I'll tell you what we need. We need a sale. There's a sale on sale on the eggs sale on
the eggs. You save seven P sale on the eggs. Hang on a minute. Oh, what's that? Painting
2 o'clock. Hello, sweetheart. Merci beaucoup. French feet. Spread him. Thank you.
Hello. Five dollars.
I don't want to say anything too much okay but you keep coming in there every day and
fucking hell like jigs his back.
I love.
She actually looks like someone but I can't remember who it is from a film.
I don't remember what it is.
No.
Wow.
I can't remember.
Margot Robbie.
Sorry, love.
I'll be 1897.
Oh, fuck you, no.
Pardon me.
perfect car as well is it 1298 next one fucking eye double trouble you want cheese
dear cheese oh why don't you just get your brother to get your fucking bread
thank you Ellen DeGeneres how you find in England love you still not a big fan
an old trump doesn't look that way does it turn our car why is he not working
fucking rylan clark over a hello rylan you all right mate back on this morning
are you hope you're enjoying it mate oh you're back again you just been in it
$3.51. Hello again, brother Martin. $24.59. Two bottles of water. $4.70. Vintage, $2.24,
mate. Just bear with me, mate. I was going to go do some mopping. Can dirty bastards
can't clean up after himself's getting no light in it do another light fucking
terrible the lights in there
Lighting's shocking.
I'm gone now.
97-1.
Ah, fuck it, can I have that?
Bateson!
Hi guys!
Have a great day, mate, alright?
We don't have any fever points on, we've got some vouchers coming in next week, alright?
See you in a bit, Jamie.
I'm watching you, love.
Oh, she's going to the fridge a lot of off
One two three one two three one
I'm taking the panel in for a penny in for a pound
Hayden, cheers to Prime and May for the 10 months, brother.
Vintage cheese, my man, tier three for two years.
Go on, Vintage, thank you very much, mate.
Go on, the boy, Sid Rutgers, cheers to the fuck out, G.
Envy, Enban, favor to 19, welcome in, you're my dog.
Go on, Key Brian, go on, the fucking boy.
Where you going?
You ever told you to leave the house
Like a fucking tangerine needs shooting in GTA roleplay 1975
Can't find any crafting floor because the fucking one behind you took four fucking bags event the dirty bitch
I'm good. Thank you Ryan mate
I'm not there
solves us
For our first day after the loan, let's get our extra stuff in
Stop the shelves if they need stocking they don't
What's in here cheese I love myself some cheese I
Love cheese
Anything over it, that's some milk milk need restocking
Really
Right, what day four look like? 26 customers, short change one but I don't really matter.
Overall, we're alright with me fooling the $50 which ain't too bad for day four.
I think we're off to a very strong start here and I think overall we've done very well.
price has gone up for water, powder and cheese. There you go. £3.50 out of that. And what
else was it? Water, powder, powder, powder. We'll go for $5 on that. Perfect. Well, there
we have it ladies and gentlemen super market simulator has returned we are on
452 dollars on the day five please if you've enjoyed today's video leave a
like subscribe in the comments leave it in the comments what times or what are
the games you want me to play and we will get playing that I will see you
next time I have what sorry new intro new outro now in a bit sunshine
Stop recording, perfect.
I've been, I've been thinking, I want to make me happier, I want you to be happier.
Excuse me, right where am I going now?
Go on Carver, front of 23 mate, need front of 25 as well brother, thank you mate!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
oh my god Horace clinched it
Hora!
Unclea shit!
Wow.
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
I don't understand it. We do a poll and then you cry
Revote revote I've done it. I'd love hard to win again just as fucking anyone crying
Listen, if you really want horror, vote horror again.
Horror again, Oly-Oly!
Horror again, horror again, horror again, Oly-Oly!
VOTE HORRA! VOTE HORRA!
BLEUR!
Excuse me.
Uh-oh.
Horrors fucking dominating
Horrors gonna fucking dominate. Oh fuck it's a lose-leaves. I don't like Horrors
Don't scav don't scav don't scav don't scav
I think he's a bit late
CJ! Go on CJ, go on the boy. I've had a 43 months mate. It fucking doesn't CJ. Thank you, bravo.
You said scarfed the supermarket anyway. I did, if it won the poll, in which it didn't.
You've done a scaven in a while. He's also not played horror in a while.
Whatever excuse you want to come up with to get what you want. It ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work, mate.
You've seen the horror, now fork our foam. You've seen the horror, now fork our foam.
10 get it to fix the ball no no pie no wait we ain't getting batteries we'll play a
that's that fucking proper scary one I shit myself I'm gonna bleed it moratorie
assistant fucking well scarer oh my god to be fair there's also silence still
game number one yeah what I do a solo horror to be honest
I'll show you the trailers for both of them, and you can choose, right?
i'll show you the trailer for both of them
i'm gonna be honest these are put fucking these are fucked i can't lie like these are fucked
okay that's a film
It is fucked I can't lie, I hate him.
you
you
you
you
you
what's it called? how do you spell it? I'm gonna fucking shit myself here.
He said I've not got it, like he's making me buy it again.
You fucking are you alright?
I was, I was, I was, I might have been different.
Wait, he's not even on Steam.
Has he took it off?
More yeah, no time to in ah
Found it
I'm gonna buy it again
What do I wear I only told you 12 times the first dress that you put on is still your best find
We've been sitting in this dressing room for hours. I need a date baby
I don't have the brain for when you ask me my opinion
I'm always sure to be your man. You're your cat. Relax. Wow
Everything is difficult. Help me help you
Girl what you trying to do cuz I got a clue
I mean starting job
me help you do these jeans baby look fat yeah I know you want the answer but I'm
smart and that's a check you still got my favorite hoodie and you need to give it
back it ain't that I ain't got your back just you said you need these spaces so
I'm staying out your way it ain't that I ain't got your back but you went out of
You better make that can lower case when you ask me my opinion
I'm always sure to be you mean you're your catalyzed long division
Everything is difficult help me help
What's another great song we can sing about the waitress?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what to do
No, I ain't no scooby-doo
Help you
Cause I'm hungrier than you
I just
Ah, what a tune
Stop putting lights off, I'm obviously going to turn them down a bit, relax
you
you
you
you
you
I'm a baby baby, I'm a baby baby.
I'm a baby baby, I'm a baby baby.
I'm so glad it's almost over. Congratulations, sweetie.
Thank you.
I never understand why you chose such a macabre field, but...
There's nothing disturbing about it. It's just that...
What? I'm proud of you.
I'm gonna fucking shit myself.
You've come so far.
So...
Lights off.
Mate, I don't know what you want me to do.
You don't know what we are?
They actually have...
You're gonna have to see them.
That's my old teacher, Mr. Delver, transferred me to his office to finalize my internship there.
there oh well that's good I remember you mentioning him where's he located are
you moving away from me no no I'm not moving he's actually located around here
okay oh Rebecca I don't like that grandma even I've heard things about that
place just be worried about you make up stories death is a scary thing to a lot
of people yeah we try to explain things we don't understand and we want comfort
when we lose someone we love I mean no one's embalming any ghostbodies or
whatever it's fine right right sorry for this I think you're ending anyway now
I think I've gotta go I don't know if I want that just take it please it should
Be yours anyway.
Fuckin' hell.
Thanks.
Fuck off. See what I mean?
Alright. Enough spooky stuff.
I'm so proud of you.
When is all this happening?
And when do you start?
I've actually been there for a few weeks now.
My review is tomorrow.
Fuck this.
It's alright, I'm going to be fine, I'm going to be fine, I'm going to be fine.
Alright, here we go.
We'll be re- we'll be re- we'll be fine.
Sensitivity needs turning up straight away.
Mars bar.
Oh fuck off, alright, ah, of course you do, of course it just would work wouldn't it,
it just would work.
Rebecca, one last thing I forgot to give you, please grab a pencil from my desk and sign.
Thanks, Zoe, P.S. good luck.
Pencil.
Choose to sign the paperwork on the left of the door.
Access Quick Inventory and choose the item you wish to use.
Most but not all places where the item can be used will cause the item icon to appear.
Where's the paperwork?
Or this?
They threw the drawers.
What's this? Calculator.
Interesting.
Oh my god, large items are held in your hands.
Both hands are full, you will need to drop a large item.
Drop.
You used to sign the paperwork, left on the door.
You're out as one equipped at.
I just dropped it now.
The main door.
Are you fucking alright?
Oh, kettle.
Oh fuck that.
Put that down.
Oh!
Drag it.
Drag it!
Oh you mean drag it from the pockets?
Oh yeah I tried that that didn't work.
You can't drag it!
Oh right click there you go.
Fuck this, fuck that.
He shut these doors
Of course then windows open fucking lock him lock the
I'm not doing it if we doing shit like this I'm not doing that we're not doing this we're not doing this
We're not doing this by the way
Listen if we play in horror we meet in the middle. We meet in the mirror
M-meet me in the middle if you're playing horror, you don't do that shit.
Stand behind the gurney and press use gurney, then walk backwards down the hall.
Mate, look how fucking creepy this shit fuck off.
Bring it, to bring your body in or out.
pull and then pull
fucking hell yeah i love
it's not funny I'll stop playing I'll stop playing so it's up to you stop
Turn this top. Please.
Mitchell, it's been 30 months, mate. Go on, Mitchell. Love you, brother. Thank you, man.
All right. I'm just finishing up something here. So why don't you grab the clipboard and start recording identifying it.
I don't fucking...
I'll get out of your way when you're done and let you hop in here.
Oh, I was feeling... It's got to feel fucking sad there.
That's a very weird thing on a leg.
Oh, it's not even funny, that's quite a weird thing to do.
Look at the fucking dogs on them!
Huh?
Hmm, these old windows never stay latched.
Are you fucking all right?
180!
You're weird.
What the hell is on her head?
She's got definitely got some things on her head, hasn't she?
Let's have a look.
She's got her managoma.
She's got catalysis on her legs.
on her legs, she's got blemishes and contusion.
On her hands, nothing there.
Nothing there either.
I've checked everywhere, I think I have.
Why? Because the scary ones I can get but when people are fucking playing songs it just
Remains the whole thing.
Please have a look.
Off.
What's that one called, way?
There you go.
I turned the fucking, the ones that don't even, she blinked and she fucked.
Alright, there we go.
Okay, we've checked the bodies so we're all good.
Oh
Sir
Anything else you're doing mate
Oh chop sir
Record any these two marks
Okay, anything five out of six. I missed something. I don't know what I've missed
I got that.
I missed anything else, Jack.
I got that.
I left out. Yeah, I got a bit filled now.
Great. I'll put everything into the record system.
Don't forget to take the printout to the front desk so Zoe can head it to the packet for the family
I thought that I thought it's on the window there
I'm not even, I'm actually, I'm not even now, fuck off
I'm not even joking, I thought it was just not on the window
That's not even funny that, that's actually not even funny
You know, Jane just fucking followed through
That's not even funny
Fuck off
I'm not, I'm not, I don't play horror games because it's just bullshit
The old things, bollocks, I'm not doing it
The whole thing's bullshit.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
I'm not playing horror games.
This is why I don't do it.
And this is why it's not funny and this is why we're not doing it.
You've got ten minutes and I'm fucking off.
You're tired.
What was that?
I didn't say anything.
Well fucking someone did Phil.
Yeah. I'm fine. Sorry.
Left leg. Right shoulder nothing.
Left shoulder.
Left arm.
Stop to stop that right leg
I'll pack it of more to paperwork later the hand in of the disease found up front available
It's time to embalm her.
Shut up, fucking door.
All right, I've set everything out so you can just go ahead and get started.
I'll be monitoring.
Everything's on your list there if you need it.
All right, he's gonna stay and watch me, I don't mind.
At least I'm not on my own.
I'm not gonna be on my own.
He's gonna stay and watch me. Okay, I don't mind now at least I'm not on my own
What's I'm not on my own
What's this a wipe used to moisturize the skin
Barbs with a length of wire used to neither inject to the wire the jaw shot fucking
I'm not funny anymore because I've got I've took me upon out so I'm not stupid
you you you generally got with the thought at the last time you get me a
knock so chill I tell you to the hammering knife during the use of
various medical applications hold anything else hold anything else
daddy chill I can't hold any fucking put it down on your dumb bitch
I can't hold anything else.
They're all locked mate.
What's this?
Cavity fluid, okay.
I'm gonna need these wires, aren't I?
I can't hold anything else.
That's not it.
Oh, that was a mate.
That's not it.
Can't have it, you fluid.
Moisture on.
That's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
What am I gonna need, eh?
That's not it.
That's not it.
That's definitely not it.
Oh, it's not. It's that.
I can't hold anything else. I can't.
I can't hold anything else.
It'll be that.
Put in the manipulator up and press in the inject button to drive barbs into the skull
then twist the wires jaw shut.
my fucking idiot here
I need the things don't I
And God
So what do I need it to
Why is he not working
Click it. I didn't click it. Oh.
It might not have sucked it up. This is when we die.
There we go. Perfect.
use the manipulator to open the island completely interact with it okay
let's close and have some respect for the dead
oh no I'm gonna have them open
oh no you put them on and then you close them and with it right
That might have been to save the people and if anything else they don't have my
clipboard I can't hold anything.
Surely I could put one of them in my pocket.
Else.
Okay. Mix and bombing fluid in pump.
That's not it.
That's not it. That's not it. That's not it.
That's not it. That's not it.
No, no, it's not it. Thank you.
I can't hold.
Anything else?
Definitely not it.
That's not it.
He says, mix and barming fluid in po-
OHHHHHHHHH!
Which one's the embalming fluid?
What, I can't hold anything else.
Or is it this?
AHHHHHH!
Hmm.
Sometimes we get chemicals that haven't been stored properly.
And it can make them pop like that.
Cut it just keep doing your thing. I'll get it
Make an incision in the character at Arthur Juggler Vane Scalpel, fuck.
here we go. Some items need to be used directly on the blood. Use an item, open quickly inventory
and select the item needed.
I'm missing something.
I need to get me moisturiser wipes.
Where's the moisturiser wipes?
I can't hold anything.
You're doing my fucking no tune.
Anything else?
Get some fucking bigger pockets you're doing me a din.
I'm missing something.
I'm missing something.
Cheebin.
There we go.
Bad me clipboard.
Engage, pump and let it drain the body.
Oh, there!
Oh, there we go.
Wooo!
No way is this what happens on the metal.
He's on ya!
Fuck out the window, don't say that you're weirdo.
Turn off the pump, remove tubes and close incision.
Fill an empty reservoir bag with cavity fluid, then insert into the canister.
Insert with fluid.
AHH!
Did you see how fucking things do with this water cross?
Don't tell me no one saw that!
Did you see it?
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Oh my god...
Nothing there, mate, yeah, of course.
There we go.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck?
I'm going to the toilet, let me go.
I'm going to the toilet.
That's not it.
That's not it.
What the fuck is then?
Why are my bags on her?
Okay, I'm with her. I don't know what I need to do.
That's not it.
I was a moisturizing pad by the way. I have to be held in the end.
That's not it.
Let me click one more. See how I've got to do it.
Mix cleaners in the bathroom, close it to create tank cleaner then pour it into the
the embalming pump. Done that.
Fuck, is that Mj?
Oh no.
Who the fuck is that?
Apply moisturiser to the facial features.
Someone's gonna piss her.
I can't, I can't use that here.
I think you're fucking gonna have to, love.
What?
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
What?
Why don't you go ahead and head out?
I'll take over from here.
What the fuck is going on here then?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Why don't you go ahead and head out?
I'll take over from here.
What the fuck is going on here then?
Are you sure? I just got here.
Don't worry. You're doing great.
I'll get the last of your papers.
You're doing great! You're doing great!
I'll call you in for your first shift.
No stars today, just dead bunnies on the table.
So you want me to go home?
Fucking dodge your places.
Get me the fuck out of there.
You don't have to do it, but you are being paid.
It was just really weird.
So some stuff fell over. That's not a big deal.
No, I know. It wasn't even my fault, but he sent me home right after that.
You alright, Ben, mate?
I'm just really worried. He's supposed to finalize my stuff today.
Like he said he would, right?
So, that's a good thing.
Yeah, it just didn't feel like he meant it.
Like, he just said it to get me out of the building.
Wait a sec, I have another call.
Hello?
Hey, Rebecca. It's Raymond.
Oh, hi, Mr. Delver.
Look, if I did anything wrong today, just...
No, no. I wanted to apologize.
You've done a fantastic job.
I'm just not feeling too well.
That's uh actually why I'm calling.
I know it's late, but we just got three new condowners.
No one else can make it in right now.
I was hoping you could come in and take care of it.
Well, yeah, are you sure?
I mean, of course.
Excellent.
No.
Doing me a huge favor.
Rebecca, you don't need to.
I took care of the rest of your onboarding.
We're all set.
Your new badge is in the background.
Rebecca, you don't need to.
That's great.
Great. Thank you. I'm on my way right now. I hope you feel better.
Thanks again.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
Holy shit! That was him. He signed me on. He needs me to come in tonight.
See? I told you it was fine. Congratulations!
Thanks. I have to go. Like, right now. I'll talk to you later.
So what's this game called?
Where are my keys?
Thank you chap.
Oh
I would change it to murderous estimate it might be 18 plus you might get I'll get I'll leave I'm just trying
When the keys are really what a fucking
turn that off donuts I'll have some doughnuts
can get a knife just fucking end it here that's me fridge that's not bad that's
I
Don't put it down. I don't get it
Here we go
I don't have my clipboard.
Fucking go and get it, Alan.
Shut the door.
Fuck no.
At least she knows it's nearly Valentine's.
times. What the fuck was that then? Oh fuck off.
I
Mr.. Delbert I need help someone's outside the mortuary just try to stay is that
What
What the fuck
Sorry
Let alone
I had no way of knowing the possession had started but this isn't funny stop
you need to take this seriously now I'm off
I'll just leave I'll just fucking leave you can't leave Rebecca I can't allow
that for you or for others it's far too dangerous what am I supposed to do then
Most bodies I work with that night are fine, so we stay calm, okay?
We allow the paperwork, everything, treat it like a normal day.
Staying focused will help. I left some things for you on the desk.
I'll call again when you get to the inbounding room.
No wait, what the fuck? This is insane
We're closed Pat, we're closed
No you're not, get that fucking cucumber on
What the fuck is going on here then?
I'm not even in the brakes.
Am I in this one?
I
What I've got it oh my god
One before we go
Wait, oh my god, I mean it 25
Look at the Morgan bear this one down there 25 Morgan bear this song
5 and 5 Bruno get in as a on the also gets in no idea how you punish that
I'll tell you what
I'm lucky
I'm not fucking sat here having an altar like Chazzy was
I'm sorry, but this entire thing is extremely
Unprofessional if this is how you treat new hires. I don't think I can work for you. This isn't funny
The only way to save yourself is to banish the demon before you're too far gone.
What?
You will need to learn the demon's name, find it to its chosen body, and burn it in the
retort.
Look, I know this is a lot to take in.
I wish I could do more for you.
I had years to learn what I know.
You have hours.
I've recorded a number of cassettes to instruct you in the hope that having a physical eye
Oh, fuck this.
...will help you stay grounded.
I won't be calling again.
You can't trust the phones.
Anything can be manipulated.
Listen to the tapes.
Learn the demon's name.
Burn the correct body.
The most important thing in the room is in that cabinet.
Open it up.
Good luck, Rebecca.
I'm sorry this had to happen.
Fuck this, I'm off!
known demonic names. If you ever forget what to do, replay these tapes or look it up in
the database. The collection of demonic names is the most crucial piece to the puzzle. You
will need this information. My ID card is in my personal belongings drawer. On the back
the path to access it. Use it. At every moment the demon is funneling its energy through you,
weakening you, until you are unable to resist. Identifying a demonic entity is a delicate balance.
The further you are from possession, the more time you have. The closer you are,
The more the demon will make itself known, allowing you the information to guess its
name and the body it's bound to.
The only way I've found to tell how far along a possession is on your own is to scribble
on a piece of paper.
Don't think about it.
Just scribble.
Look carefully.
If you notice anything strange and starting to take hold, there's a notepad and a pencil
on the desk in the front room.
Checking from time to time can give an idea
of how long you might have.
At least I can keep track of things.
What is the note, Path-O?
Oh, my god.
To banish a demon to hell, it must
found to its chosen body and burnt. The three objects in this cabinet are your tools.
First, the clay tablet in the center is called a mark. Placing the smaller pieces in the
correct configuration will spell the demon's name. Second, the bottles on the top shelf
are a special reagent that will react to the mark. Add a bottle to the embalming mixture
mixture during the process. When the mark is placed on the correct body, with the reagent
inside, it will force the demon to become bound to it. Pay attention to signs that you
have chosen correctly. They can be obvious, or extremely subtle. Once you are bound to
Burned.
Finally.
The pieces of paper on the right are covered by scoops.
It must be inscribed in the sigil sign's name,
and I'll be able to read the names of the papers.
Fuck off!
Call me when you uncover these sigils.
Use them for your care.
Also, let me slug them laundry.
You can access the soldier and burn all the clothes.
But when the paper concoces, the sigil has been revealed somewhere in the nether.
I've got a bunch of minor things to do.
Fuckin' dick for brains.
Alright, let's take a look.
Uncover the citrons, build the mark and place it on the body, then, when you're certain, burn it in the retort.
Ah, so...
Hello?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
Get me fucking- get- get me fucking...
Get me fucking...
Notepad now.
Where's me notepad?
What the fuck is going on?
I just need to get back to work. It's, it's fine.
I found a body here.
I'm getting back to work nothing on that leg nothing on the hand it's got two pace you
weren't fucking what you were in a rush there once you Rebecca not trying to rotate it you
You can fucking clearly see out his face there.
I've caught everything right now.
Nothing there.
Here we go.
I need to bang it on the PC now, don't want to wrap it.
Name, Kent, 27 as well, bless him.
Head, left shoulder, right arm.
Oh, fuck off, I've got to put the files in, haven't I?
I need to file the copy in front.
There was someone in there about it, wasn't there?
What are you doing?
It's time to embalm.
Thank you. Shut that fucking door.
right now it's time to go go go why you shut the fucking jaw where's my needle to wire it shut
He tells him a bit more fucking lighting in here!
He's gonna do it as quick as possible, chatting about why the demon's gonna fucking fuck me
over, even though he basically already has you doing me fucking it already.
for being honest yes there we go nice there's that one done now then what's
next insert i caps keep the eyes shut no problem I'm missing I'm missing first
I'll start for me out.
Eyecaps.
Fucking chill out.
Where's eyecaps?
The door's open, fucking shut that door.
I'm gonna minute I fucking shut that door!
Fuck that, fuck off!
Where to get me eyecaps from?
WAAAHHH!
The left did not hunt though, they did dare not then.
Where's the eyecap, where are they?
Interesting.
Fuck off.
The draw.
What draw?
Where do I get- oh.
Fuck off.
The draw.
What draw?
Where do I get- oh.
Alright.
Okay, next one.
I can't hold anything else. I can't use that here.
I'm going to drop it. Drop.
give me the fucking fluids quick
but also banging there this
can be used yet why didn't i like it when we did it
Nice. Don't need one of them yet. Tissue compound don't need that. The shadows really
getting on me nerves is it not this evil it is that there you go and then this as
well
oh get the fuck out shut the fucking doors shut the fucking doors nah fuck
this or in a fuck up I'm not I'm doing one I'm not doing them after this I'm
I'm not doing any more to this, this is my last one.
I'm not doing it.
Don't know why I'm getting...
Oh my fucking god.
What the fuck?
If that's real life by the way, first of all, I wouldn't even make it this far, I'd be fucking
and have some in the air already that I've put in there.
take an insertion.
that's not it.
that's not it. that's not it.
I thought I got everything out of it.
I need that bag, don't I?
I can't hold it.
Anything else?
I'm gonna fucking lose it.
I'm gonna fucking...
Oh my god, what the fuck is that looking at me?
What the fuck is that looking at me?
What the fuck is that looking at me?
What the fuck is that as well? Fuck off, I'm not doing it.
Are you gonna fucking do something then, you fucking knob?
Fuckin nothing there fucking cake on a wall
What the fuck am I meant to do come getting pissed off now making incision in the jugular
I have just tried that it won't let me it won't fucking let me. I've got a scalpel
I can't I can't use that here
It's not letting me do it
Yeah, this is the thing I've got that I've got the scalpel is it say
Special stuff, what do you mean?
Oh, you mean the liquid for air?
I can't hold anything else.
I can't use that here.
No.
One in the demon cupboard, oh.
I'm with it, I get it.
Shut that fucking door.
I'm missing something.
What are you fucking possibly fucking missing?
The wires.
I'm missing something.
What the fuck are you fucking possibly missing?
Where's my scalpel gone?
I'm missing something.
Get in the fucking car.
Get in the fucking car.
Get in the fucking car.
I'm not going to go outside.
I'm missing something.
I'm not needing another scalpel here.
Fill an empty, then insert the jaw, fuck.
I
Can use that here
I can't use that here.
What the fuck is going on?
an empty bag with cavity fluid then insert the... oh right okay.
I'm not doing anymore says my last one. I'm not fucking playing this game anymore.
oh my god this is actually proper fucking scary you know I'm not even joking I actually
don't know which one I prefer this or the silence still I think they both as bad as
each other. Mix of cleaners in the bathroom. I honestly think they're both a bunch of...
Who the fuck are you, you dumb blunt bitch?
Daddy chill.
Fuck off.
Hello?
Hello?
Picture on the mirror?
Oh my god a photo.
And certainly, back the year and arrival of the House of Death, the birth of its creator,
the full number shall be six.
and
I can't hold, I can't hold anything else, I can't hold, I can't hold anything else.
If I out the window you fucking get it.
Show the fuck out of all this window bullshit you doing there then.
I need my wipes next.
The door. Nothing out the door.
You're not even funny.
Return the body to the cold storage.
Well, how the fuck am I meant to know what's what here?
Is there a book to look at so I know what's what?
replay the audio. 60 get in. 1970.
Hmm
This is the audio, this is number two
This knocking bullshit's got to stop
Configuration spell the demon's name
Second the bottles on the top shelf 707 free one
Genius that 707 free one
Oh my god
Once you are certain the demon is bound to its vessel. Burn it. Finally, it is on the right are called letting strips.
It must inscribe the sigils of its name in our world to begin the evocation. You will need to uncover the sigils to use them.
Hold the letting strip up while wandering the mortuary. If it begins to smolder and burn, your clubs.
When the paper combusts, the sigil has been revealed somewhere in that area.
They can be anywhere.
So look on walls, under objects, inside furniture.
Anywhere.
The demon will inscribe in sigils over to you.
Time to try and find them.
So check regularly.
Check on ceilings, check on walls for any signs.
There you go, that's like a G.
a GRSC
is it any
then when you're certain
burn it in the return
the knock wasn't you I know it's in the game I know
I fucking won't put it off
I
So any signs in there
No
What through here?
They can scribe it on the wall, they're not seeing fuck on.
Oh my god.
Right, there must be a way to find out which each one means.
Pass me this one.
Paper, what are you on about?
You're on about the paper I scratch on.
There.
Burning paper.
How do you burn it?
Where do I go?
How do you burn it? Where do I go?
Coming on me left
I
I burn it
Okay, I'm with you I'm with you I'm with you
I should just fucking burn it.
Nothing on the roof.
Nothing on the floor.
Oh
Fuck off
Hello
Look for a symbol. What do you think I'm fucking looking for you dick?
There isn't one
there is Jay upside down Jay fucking genius that next one
It's going to be in there as well because this is where the thing started slamming.
There you go.
there you go hook and a j hook and a j hard watch or hard while watching
I fucking honestly hook and a J there
That's one that's one
Where else has one gone mad
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
going on here.
Oh my god, that's why you've got to do more bodies.
Oh my god, no.
I thought it was only one.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I'm not doing this.
Are you fucking serious?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I thought you only did one, buddy.
Fuck this.
I'm not gonna fall on this again.
Who's next?
Sha- Shaquana. Shaquana, come on, love you, it's your time.
Oh, my God. I can't believe it.
I cannot fucking believe it.
I thought all that was just... Oh, I can't, I've got to go through all this again.
I don't know what to do now, that'll be a lot quicker.
Right, let's rotate anything there. Bang.
There.
Good stuff, start down at the feet now.
Bawow!
Nothing there, nothing at the arms.
Rotate anything on the hand.
Nope.
Face, let's have a look at the face.
The face, the face.
The face is the face I was going to catch a case.
Do you want to go out later at night?
Want to go out without a fright?
The face.
The mask.
There we go.
Right record.
Entry to name.
84, head, right shoulder, left arm.
Fuck off!
Did you fucking see that cunt walk up to me then?
Oh my god, forget that.
I'm going to do a landing strip though in case it's in there.
Surely there's got to be one there now, aren't there, if she's fucking some fucking things
walked up to me.
Yeah, he's taking a piss then.
He's taking a piss, yes.
Right.
Ward.
Right, okay, let's go.
That.
That.
Face.
Good stuff, yes.
We're on the move here.
Hey, she's not got a bad Nashus to be fair for 84.
Not bad at all compared to it. Some people are sore and they're not 84.
There we go. Nice. Insert I, alright, wear on me I things in the drawer.
all right next thing mixing all the fluids in here we fucking go
that's fluid nice why is my eyes going why my eyes going
What else is there?
What else do I need?
So much on that
Can estimate
Making incision into the artery with a scalpel scalpel
Where my wires
And you can tell I'm just fucking trying to do this as quickly as possible.
What am I missing?
Oh yeah.
I can't hold.
Fucking drop that for now.
Don't hold anything else.
That's not it, that's not it.
It's gonna take you to piss. I just fucking picked it up.
There we go.
Shut the doors.
Pick that up.
It's not even funny. Fucking weirdo.
I'm missing something.
Listen, we're doing alright here, we're doing alright here.
I didn't know how to do a do thing.
I don't remove them.
Fuck off.
Nah, I think.
I'm starting to chill.
I feel like an empty bag got pay off, I would be that.
Felt, then insert, oh fuck.
The window's open, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up.
If I don't see it, don't tell me it,
can then I know it's there.
and there's no window open, chill the fuck out
why do you tell me?
there we go
fuck off
shut that fucking window
see you fucking idiot
window's fine
fuck up and answering your phone, fuck off
My Vodafone's fine, I'm all right.
Ssshh.
I'm gonna do it, my fucking daughter.
Hello?
I need to report a missing person.
Uh, sorry.
Her name's Rebecca Owens.
She's 14.
Ssshh.
She...
Ssshh.
She has a drug problem.
So how did that...
I don't know.
She was here at the house.
I need to report a missing person.
I understand that.
I need you to check them.
She has a drug problem.
All right.
All right.
I'll keep an eye out.
Thank you.
Please.
Recker!
Recker!
Recker!
What the fuck is going on?
Recker!
Shit!
Recker!
Recker!
Recker!
Recker!
Recker down.
Recker down.
Recker down.
Recker down.
Recker down.
Recker down.
Recker down.
I'm coming back. We'll be right back.
Hey! Hey, I told you! I'm here!
Shit!
Oh, yeah!
Hey! Hey, I told you! I'm here!
Shh!
Oh, yeah!
Get the fuck up Rebecca, we've got a job to do, get the fuck up.
I can't hold it.
I can't hold it.
Hold anything else.
I can't use that here.
You dare fucking have that guy outside here?
Oh my god.
OOF!
Fucking knew it! Hello, sweetheart!
Where is it?
Where's the sign?
There.
Ah, that's like a number one.
One more, one more, fucking one more.
What do I need now?
Apply moisturizer, you're fucking serious.
Why am I putting moisturizer on a fucking face of the deceased?
Alright.
I thought you were fucking jumpin' straight with her.
There's got to be one more shoulder.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
No, don't make me do the other body please.
Fuck sake, just let me get off this fucking game!
Who the fuck let you out of there?
Where you turned, Winford?
I often... I've got nothing to say other than getting me fuck off this game.
I've got one more to guess. Is there any way I can understand it from this and try and
guess it from here?
Alright, this working. Yeah, this thing is huge. So, uh, I guess, um, this is David.
Raymond, this feels insane, but I think you were right.
This has happened a few times now, but let me see if I can get in here.
Fucking pervert.
Well, let's speed it up and try and get it done ASAP.
I don't like what's going on here.
Oh my god, marking there.
I actually need to be quicker or otherwise I'm going to die and lose.
At least we have to understand what to do now we've had two goals.
Oh my god, hello.
Is that a signal?
Circle, circle, triangle.
No, it's not, but it means something.
It means something.
I'm gonna go.
Oh, my God.
Right, this one.
What a demonic entity is present.
The vessel is occupying May 4 with markings.
Okay, there you go.
It's this body then.
It's this body.
fucking burnt mate you're coming with me oh my god I've got to complete it you
take the piss bro I've got to complete him oh you're taking the mech mate
right at least we know it's him that's me the quicker we get it done we can get
off the game. Get it fucking logged. Get it logged quick. Right arm, left leg, right leg.
Oh my god, it actually does look like a hangar can't even lie.
Perfect.
Shut that fucking door.
You're getting a full coffee scheme.
Here we go.
What's next? What's next? What's fucking next?
Eyecaps, eyecaps, eyecaps.
I already have, I already have one of those.
Of course, then.
Alright.
Wonder why they keep the eyes down.
Here we go.
I don't know why I keep choosing that every single time, it's not fucking clicking the
The lamp buttons you're pissing me off.
Quicker we go, the quicker we can go.
Quicker we do it, so I don't need that.
Make me tubes.
Demon, demon, demon, demon water.
I can't hold anything else.
Fucking drop something, you dumb bitch.
You can do me a thing.
I'm missing something.
Fuck off, he's fan of us.
No!
No!
No!
I'm not going!
Please, please!
No!
Does that mean I'm dead?
No!
Fuck off, I used to play this on the PC as a kid.
You ain't got to roll the block and try and get it to fit through that hole.
I do so much.
Fuck, I've died, Anna.
I don't want to be you anymore. I don't want to be you. Please.
I love you.
I can't use that here.
Why must you use this, though?
Come on! Get me out of here!
They're gonna... They're gonna kill me!
Go over! Go over there! Go over there!
High risk.
What does this mean?
I'm trying to find a key or something.
Is there someone in here?
What the fuck is going on?
This does not seem good whatsoever.
Hello?
I'm too...depressant.
keys. What's this? Fridge! Come back to the old door. I think this is basically me saying
and get your fucking arse in gear or I'm dead.
I'm gonna minute.
Where's my key?
Any other door first?
Oh my god I'm not, I'm not, I'm fucking not.
We're back, we're back.
Rebecca lives on, Rebecca lives on.
me fucking arcing gay now quick fucking arcing gay come on what the fucking
lock of the fucking screw that motherfucker what's next what's next let the
button and turn up the punk or me the teams
Can you empty bag quick?
REBECCA NEVER DIES!
The door!
Ah fuck that!
Fuck that!
Come on.
Turn it off.
Let me lock you in here.
Let me lock the fucking air speed up a bit.
Boom. Now what?
Fill an empty reservoir bag up.
Now, where does that go?
There you go, stomach.
Please, please, please, please, please.
We can't have Rebecca die on day one. We can't have Rebecca die on day one.
How are you playing in the dark? Assume you're light out mate.
There we go.
Mixed cleaners in the bathroom. Don't need to. We got one here.
Fuck, still gotta mix it.
Ain't gonna fucking get me mate.
Ain't gonna fucking get me.
Quick.
Oh my god, yeah the burn strip
It doesn't matter though, cuz I still got a face to bother. I know it's him
So I was taking the piss there
There you go.
Oh my god.
3, number 3, number 3.
Fuck off, where?
Grandma!
What are you doing on the side? He's fucking raining, love!
What are you doing?
You can't be visiting me at work, I'm working!
Piss off!
You slag!
Fuckin' put a jacket on them you stupid bitch!
I'm not letting you in, I'm drawing!
I'm not letting her in!
I just ran into this issue.
Oh the fuck did she get in?
Did you miss me?
I bought you something.
We got scalpels here already.
Sagerous for me.
Just a little cut.
Is she of a fucking adder?
What's wrong Rebecca?
Oh my god, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm fucking dead, I'm dead, I'm fucking dead.
Maybe I'm not, maybe I'm not, I'm still alive.
Rebecca never dies, Rebecca never dies, Rebecca never dies!
How the fuck do I get this on?
Let me burn this fucking body quick.
What's next? Moisturize it to the face.
I can't hold anything else.
Fucking drop that. Fuck that, so I don't have to fucking drop that.
Moisturize it to the face and get that fucking body burned.
Clean this fucking cunt here. Right, all your fucking nostrils.
Alright. Burn.
No!
Fuck off. Move. Move, you dick.
Come on, Rebecca!
Fuckin' burn, Dekat!
I should be at...
Atone! Atone! Atone! Atone!
Get it done!
No, he's still alive!
No way, no way, yes!
Come on!
Good morning Vietnam!
Yummy!
Did you make it? Is it over?
For now. It's never really over.
You've come a long way. It's a lot to learn.
I'm so glad I'm here.
I know it's disorienting. You'll get used to it.
Huh will I you should head home and get some rest. No shit Sherlock
I think I'm fine
Are you sure?
You seem out of it. I ain't fine. Oh
I've just been waiting
for so
So long. Oh my god. What are you? Oh?
No, you chose the wrong demon
What?
Oh, fuck!
And drink it, it's nuts!
Get it, brain!
What the fuck is that?
Fucking Yoda!
So, what you're about to experience is based on real paranormal events.
Research that Ockel has shown that heightened moments of emotion such as fate can encourage
the manifestation of hauntings.
If after playing the game you experience abnormally happening around your home all of a sudden,
Is this taking a fucking piss?
SHOW ME THATS AGAIN RIGHT NOW!
Click that, let me read that again.
Show me that now.
Show me that again right now.
If after playing the game the experience and abnormal happening around your home or have
some changing behaviour of yourself or loved ones reach out immediately to your local church
or paranormal investigate
nah
that's a joke, that's a joke, that's a joke
they can't do that, that has to be a joke
that has to be a joke
get me the fuck off the game
That has to be a joke.
Oh my god
The Gaze warning screen itself suggests that real supernatural occurrences might happen
to players playing into the based on true events trope.
What does trope mean?
a figurative or metaphorical use of the word or expression.
I do not want to piss anyone off.
I understand fine games, plays me job.
I don't mean no bad energy, forget about it a minute,
I don't go fuck it a minute, I'm speaking to you.
Alright listen, you can live here, we've had banter in the past where things have fell and shit
We've had banter in the past, it's been fun, it's been some good moments
Don't mean any distress or nothing
Just want to enjoy life
If you'd like me to move out, give me a sign
I got all the good stuff in store for you today.
Next up, some music you've been coming back to.
Gonna start with Vinat.
I can't actually believe we've been done there.
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I have been hit by the pain and bruise of pain
You know what you got?
You require 34
You fucking shit!
Wow, I'm shit today!
Wow, what the fuck is this?
Game shot!
I could turn a bit of worst thing a little bit, other than part of the collection.
It's so cool, kicking back when you can't begin, I seem to cross the road with a new love, wait a minute
Well, glad to see of my live broadcast, that's to say so long, it's alright mate, fine by that
I'm going to call it there because water has been pumped and two it is one o'clock in the
morning and I'm up very, very early chat. So massive, massive thank you. I appreciate
you all for watching. I hope you've enjoyed today's stream. I'll be back live on Wednesday.
I will not be live tomorrow because I'm out all day. But yeah, massive, massive thank
you chat. I appreciate you all mad honestly. I appreciate everything you've done. Some
of the bits the gift of the dough knows. I appreciate you all. Leak of the gift. All
Austin, Jennifer, I'm a go to in five Brandon, Jennifer, seven, it's our own life, Jennifer, 16, Bill, make Jennifer, 30 months and kill eight and give it a 19 as well, man.
I will see you all tomorrow.
Who is on that we can read?
That's me. Oh, excuse me.
I'll send you over to Sam Ham, go and show Sam Ham some love, alright, he helped us out
massively in Qatar, he's a fucking absolute geezer as well, so go and show him some love.
I will see you all tomorrow.