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02-15-2026 · 6h 42m
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So come and stay the night, and I think I might have it all
And I think God every day, for the girl he has set my way
But I know the things he gives, he can take away
And I hold you every night, and that's a feeling I wanna get used to
But there's no man who's terrified
Is the man who stands to lose you
It is Sunday evening sometimes I like to get about a June late nights in the middle of
June been checking me out. Hello, hello, hello. We are back. We are alive. And we are live.
Hello there. Hello, hello. Well, what a night last night was. That's all I'll say. What
tonight. Hey Stacy for 18 love thank you very much. Riley for over nine months. Go on Riley.
Chat I'm gonna be honest I am f**king fuming. I'm absolutely f**king fuming.
I'm fucking fuming.
First of all, could have put a bit more of the budget in the fucking trophy, I did ask.
It only fell a fucking foot on its fucking cracked in five spots.
I can't believe that. Fuming. Fuming.
Gutted. I'm honestly gutted.
Absolutely fucking gutted. Superglue, to be fair.
To be to refer to use gorilla glue above the fucking stronger than what it was when it was fucking made
Go on go to the 80 streams. I don't real go on the boy JP. Thank you very much, man. Thank you very much, mate
I appreciate that
Yes, well you okay slumbered give it a 17 JP give it a 31 Phoebe give it a three months Nicole give it 20 caravan
Chaz the photo raid me Chaza you ready me with 73 people mate this dream is got to stop
this mate he's got to stop mate number the two I you're gonna you're gonna
you're gonna end up going somewhere you gotta stop me mate I went in there
before by the way he's fucking doing well how is this ego I'm literally sat
here saying he's doing well you've instantly took that the other way that's
I was actually saying he's doing well so that just shows a mindset and a British
She's done it really.
She shows a mindset of the Brits.
Just saying, just saying.
I'm Danish.
Fucking hell, don't tell Sir Jim that, fucking hell.
I
Actually love to go to Denmark. I'd actually love to go to Denmark. I've heard it's beautiful
No, I've been there. Obviously so
Default cracks last night. Yeah, I did crack me right hand and Matt swallow for even
Why's that funny?
Matt by the 31 man Aaron given a 20 to be our FC rather than 18 flan very very much very appreciate the 30 hole and given a 29 mate
Up the Sweden go on the Swedish
Uh, up the manners, the Marianas, Wolves of Shit.
What the fuck are you on about?
You let me up.
Oh my God!
Guess what came on in the club last night?
Oh my God!
Wow!
Did this come on?
Yes, it did. Right, let's go to the beach, let's go get away. They say what they're gonna say. Have a drink, a drink, a band, oh my god.
It fucking went off, mate. It fucking went off. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Floor, floor, I like to dance so give me more, more
Floor, floor
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Unbelievable chap
Absolutely fucking mint
Right, let me have a look
Starships
Honestly, I'm going to Jane the Jane the incredible tune right chat the one thing I hate is when I've just started
You know and check them out check these out check them out. Let me just start my stream man
I ain't fucking put anyone else on
Okay, that's all I could have just turned off nice
tune so infuriating
It's why you had a busy the egg. Well, yeah, to be fair, you're probably not wrong mate.
Hey, for what? For the 24 mate, bummer boy. Fucking legend. Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate that a lot. Thank you, mate. Fucking unreal from you.
Oh, excuse me. Right, fuck here. Do new, new, new. I've literally just said, and yet you're still
Spying me to check it out
See
There we go
Right, where did we go yesterday? I'm Manchester mate
What you do soon market similar before I could probably not a mile on it should be on about eight chat
We got to do something before that and then we're free to do whatever upload yesterday's oh, yeah
So I will do I can't live I actually crap my trophies really pissed me off that. Oh my god chat. You'll never guess what?
You will never get, it's actually, it's a good, it's a good chat.
Dan, do you have a 3-1? It's very chill chat.
Cryptic, do you have a 19? Scouts, do you have a 4? Lola, 5-5?
Up the rails, so you know Dan, do you have a 6? Foo-warp, do you have a 24 mate?
Oh.
Yes, it's because I've been busy. I've had to do them this week because I've got nothing on basically.
Well, I've got, I'm so busy.
So then we're good for it, we're good, we're good chat.
Have you seen, by the way, all the, oh yeah, why is it channeling on the screen?
There we go.
Oh, I know why.
What? Fuck no, I'll tell that later. Right, mods up. There you go, perfect. Right, where
is Skip? Oh my, I think I found a new place for me to stream, by the way. These are just
unreal. Where's it gone? No! House remixes. Yeah, unbelievable, unbelievable. And what
does it say, chat? We do some TFA play if you want. Marlon, oh, Marlon should be on
at about eight. Oh, I said you'll never guess what. Oh, fuck knows. Marlon will be on at
about eight, I reckon, maybe half eight. Here's what our intro is, stream, etc. Warm
with Marlon then you've got the tournament. Do you know who's in the tournament yet?
Yes and no right well the people that were planned to be in the tournament are you ready?
Jinx it of course.
myself, Marlon, Arquette, SQC, Ron and Lysette, Mingo and Sketch, Ludwig and I think that's
the only ones I've joined Discord so far and Joe, Joe Bart as well. So I believe, I believe,
I don't think that's everyone, I think there's still more, I think there's still more. Yeah,
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jinx he has a bracket. Yeah, he does. He's not told us the bracket yet
Thus we actually don't know who's going on or what's going on to say
What time? Oh, it's fucking there on American time out there, which is annoying
Oh
We showed it I think he's changed because I'm pretty sure he said chat let's have a look
Yeah, he said, I'll drop the bracket tomorrow night, so I think it might have changed the
You dinksy tweeter!
Thank you, Caleb.
Fucking unreal tune.
What's that?
just 20 grams of protein fucking unbelievable unbelievable give me give
me give me break out of the day go on king for the 39 mate go on the boy
thank you very much mate I appreciate I like you and five of the 39 man can you
have chat on the screen and playing games. No, mate.
Lamons lamens are is oh, oh my God, United have gone in for
older guard.
Montage United have offered 150 million for Martin older guard
to stay at Arsenal.
Great joke. Great joke.
Great joke.
Erm...
Oh, actually, I've not seen this yet, and I do want to see it.
Hang on a minute.
Have they got a fucking stadium, man?
Or is this the league people try and tell me is fucking decent?
Go on, Sophia! Thank you, remember the five! Go on, Sophie!
Thank you very much. Yeah, mad cow. Thank you very much for the five. I appreciate that love
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you
No ground the ground sharing with city. Oh, it's yet. Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. I get it
Hey, thank you very much Sophie. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you love
T R for the 16 as well, mate
This is the 97 minute for Celtic. I was a little watch this
Why was it that big of a deal?
For the title race, or it's dead close isn't it? Let's have a look.
I bet that for him by the way must have fucking felt amazing.
Go on, Amy! We love you, Amy! We do! We love you, Amy! We do! Go on, Amy, for the five
gifted love! Thank you very, very, very, very, very much! Oh, a box! Yeah, because of the
thing in it. Thank you, Amit.
Let's have a look at the Scottish League. Let's have a look. Oh, there's only three
points in it and ranges just beat hearts didn't they or it's quite it is quite
quite close this in it wow I mean fucking hell only some fucking very good
teams win what were win four and draw one say him go on suede for the 1,000
bitties show me your titties thank you very much suede I appreciate a thousand
Thanks mate, thank you man, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, legend, but you'd
rather leave it like this close wouldn't you?
Even though there's only two teams real then, that's having a one off.
I'm trying to think here.
12 teams. Yeah, but I mean, I mean, none of them are ever going to compete for the title
in within the next three years, I reckon. So, you know, within the next three years,
it's going to be them. To be fair, where were Hartz last year? I could be tight as
year. It is the most competitive it's been in years, 100%. Oh, yeah, Aberdeen did last
year, actually. Yeah. Well, I mean, to be honest, I can't really comment because I
I don't watch Scottish League, so.
Celtic 54, I've said I can range it.
Oh, Celtic have got a game in hand.
Oh my God, I didn't even realize that.
Celtic in mother-in-law have got a game in hand.
Oh, and what's the goal difference?
Oh my God, 20, 20, 26, that's crazy.
I mean, if I'm honest, you're always, I think you'd always rather, you'd always rather be
the team chasing than the team that can't, than the team that has to remain perfect.
Do you know what I mean?
This is actually one of my new favorite playlists, my favorite, my new favorite playlist.
It's got actual good songs, but fucking a nice house remix.
Unless you're gonna put your head through.
Wait, hang on a minute, mate.
Let's have a look here.
Oh, what am I doing with my seismic?
Go on, Jack.
Forever to four, mate.
Thank you very much, sir.
Yeah, at least, great to have part of today as well.
So let's give it a watch.
Right, you've got Mansfield beating Burnley, by the way.
That was mad.
Jack, do you have a four-made gunner, boy?
That boy tried 200-b, JJ, do you have a five-mose?
Brian, do you have a 31-havley?
Do you have an 18?
Jack, do you have a four-made?
Go on, guy, for the 12-mump.
Atchers, Moore.
Ah.
That was nice.
The Porky Ginger, do you have a 15-mate?
There's no way he's just died laughing.
Nooo!
Nooo!
He scored vs Mansfield!
He's a Premier League player!
And he's laughing, that's awkward.
Gemma!
Show us your moff!
Gemma, Gemma, show us your moff!
Femme de Fyve gifted!
Gemmaaaa!
Go on, Gemma!
Femme de Fyve!
I appreciate that. Thank you very very very very very very very much Gemma.
Oh fuck I've checked your weirdos. So weird. Thank you very much Gemma.
That's awkward that in it. You can't laugh at people when you score.
That's a ball by the way, that's a great ball.
Watch Newcastle how bad it was.
Oh my God, I saw Chris Covenant by the way, apparently give a free kick for the penalty.
How embarrassing is that?
How embarrassing is that?
One minute to ease if you're so embarrassing.
What an editor.
Here's a thing with goalkeepers.
When you go, you have to go.
You can't get back because now he saw a position.
It's unreal.
He has to go for that now.
He has to go for that. He doesn't. He gets stuck in no man's land. And there you go.
What was that the guy you got out of jump then? Oh my god, yeah, that's awkward.
That's, oh, mate. Turf Moe's well busy. No way. I can't believe Premier League clubs
like this it's mental. It's actually mental. Wow. What a goal. He's knuckled I think.
Look at that lad there, he can't believe it.
Look at that, he can't believe what he's saying.
Hello to the camera, go on Dave.
Aye mate, he's waving them off.
What a s**t, that's a goal and a half that.
Amazing, two and a two, mate.
Only that two and a 30, mate, you're right, Leroy.
I didn't see it, Kaden.
Wow, who's the goalkeeper in that the Burnley?
Rees.
Oh, do you know what I do feel bad for?
James Trafford.
Feel really bad for Trafford.
Why? Because you can just see he's fucking regretting going safe because he's fucking
not being played. He's so good as well.
He's on for that, isn't it? Well, I mean, he would have been promised the world by
City and then Pep came
Donoriba came available GG my mate and then signing
Yeah, but pick for they're gonna leave everything so
I think I just don't think where where can I see traffic chat what clubs could you see traffic at?
trying to think
Yeah, like a new castle. I think he'd be good. I think he'd be good at Newcastle
Spurs, but I don't think they're gonna part with a cario. I don't see them party with a cario
I don't think Jay Trafford would what a play in the championship against I don't think I'll go spurs
Right here we go. It's this schmonex debut. By the way, I saw someone say in Jack
Can we confirm that this is Sammysch Monex debut?
Villa that's a good shout yeah Villa he plays for Derby so why the fuck have they just said that
I did think he would he didn't play for fucking than Birmingham but I thought I might have missed
some of it. SUZIE! SUZIE WHERE THE FIVE! WHERE THE FIVE! SUZIE WHERE THE FIVE! Thank you very much
as soon as I appreciate the five gift in love.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What a save that is, by the way.
Oh my God, Traffin at Chelsea would go off.
That'd go off.
What a ball.
Wow, good defending.
Samson has been one of the best keepers this season. Are you fucking all right yet?
He has.
Am I...
Am I fucking awake right now?
Or am I speaking in some sort of fucking, totally different fucking universe?
He's absolutely fucking shit.
Look at Golden Glove.
Oh, he might have the most fucking clean sheets.
Oh, no, I was going for the most clean sheets
two seasons ago.
I don't mean fuck all.
He's shit.
You don't want a Chelsea then?
Sorry.
The only time I went to watch Chelsea,
he got sent off before I got in the ground.
So, believe it or not, I can't sit here and say I've watched him.
Jody!
Jody Collins is a fucking...
Oh, what the fuck?
Jody Collins is a fucking...
That doesn't work.
Jody, 510 gift in love.
Fucking unbelievable.
Thank you very much, Jody.
I appreciate your 10 loves.
Sorry, I tried to make you a song on the spot,
but I fucked it up, sonnet.
Thank you, though.
Joyferding clean sheets, yeah, because guess what?
Chelsea are doing all right. I actually can't believe what I'm hearing here.
It's like you've all just forgot about Sanchez last season and the start of this
season when he was costing him gold left right and centre. I actually I'm
genuinely in a fucking utter shock to be honest.
If Chelsea don't sign a goalkeeper in the summer, I promise you now, I'll gift
You think it's on that?
Melee! Go on for the 10! Melee, we're the 10!
We're the 10! Melee, we're the 10!
Go on, the boy, favourite fucking 10, lad. I appreciate that, mate.
Thank you for that. Thank you, man.
One new gift, it done.
We want the Santa goalkeeper. Well, these aren't fucking doing anything.
I think they chose it, in my opinion.
I've got to look at it and go right.
We want a chance for the title. What do we need to do?
Improve our bat line. Improve our goalkeeper.
goalkeeper. The most important position on the pitch is your defence and goalkeeper.
He's clipping chat. No, I'm not. I'm literally right. How am I wrong? Sam, am I wrong or
am I right? I'm not often. The most important, let's say defence wingy titles, attack wingy
games wrong about the goalkeeper right Sam so you've lost your head because
one goalkeeper is the highest position in the pitch and second of all what the
fuck are you smoking Manchester United when we had on Anna couldn't win a fucking
game right and Banda we've brought Le Mans Le Men's in we've not lost the game
easiest I'm not even nibbling go and stand on another fucking wine bottle your
deck. What a fucking idiot he is. What a fucking plonker. What a goal that is.
Sam's looking for a nibble
That's a finish that it's the power on that for me outrageous
Check my Instagram, I mean a bit busy mate
The Bravkers class
If you have the time, can you watch Rovers QP? No, couldn't care less, mate, I'll be honest
with you. Oh, mate, why are highlights five minutes, 50 seconds long? Can we just fucking
get to the goals oh my god Birmingham's good night if minute ha ha some real
that's unreal that I write that man that's sick
Did you go extra time?
Why do you go straight to paradise?
Oh my god, are they missing sitter?
Oh my god, they're the post!
Oh my god, what a block!
What a block that is. Just show us a fucking pen, thank you. Go on pump, I've ever had
a fight mate.
Top last, near it, could tell by his body language.
Yeah, that's that's the unlucky that unlucky friend from that wolves
Wolves, wolves have beat grims by fucking hell, who doesn't?
Sooo, excuse me.
Look at the pitch, I will do it, it's on mate.
Yeah, I mean that's what happens in fucking league too.
But that pitch compared to what we fucking play on in Sunday league, unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Oh
Also cup upsets happen like it's a normal thing
Because obviously all the prime players are fucking used to the best of the best and getting looked after and all that shit
Do you know I mean
We done well that's a foul
she was excused no no no we we mate we got beat off Grimmsby because because
on out of shit that's why
that's why
that Charlie Austin
That's Armstrong in it.
He's a...
Armstrong, yeah.
I mean that is literally a red card, I don't understand that, it's not a red card.
For that could be one of the worst decisions I've ever seen in my life.
How shit of a breath do you have to be?
Oh, that's a good one.
Curl it keeper's side there.
His dog's on.
It is.
It is red.
Oh, that's some luck here.
But did you see?
Did you see the keeper straight away?
Bang.
Got him on keeper's side.
Lacey, Giver 12 mate, go on Lacey, thank you very much.
Anton, do you have seven months as well?
You've got a one of one Sir Alex Ferguson.
Orto, I've been trying to say for days.
Well, it's your first time you've said it to me, chat.
Orto, you're so much chat.
I'd hate to get some cardboard in later.
And do you know what?
I wonder if we are the jinx for cardboard.
We'll have to find out on the Xbox XJ calculator, won't we later chat?
Very soon I reckon.
Get on the XJ calculator and see you in the jinxes.
What the...
Prem Krohm.
Any mate, any.
There's new USC cards.
Fair play.
I've got some... oh, Sam's message me up privately, as he said.
Can't play outfield okay going that simple really isn't it mate? You're not getting me to nibble
mate
Oh
Finish don't have any minute or not
Can I pick Nana up yes
I'm going for a steak tomorrow chat That's a proper football pitch that that's
a proper football pitch The case is meant every card's numbered
Okay, I actually might have a look at that then.
Oh!
Aw, so lucky innit?
Jody Collins!
We love you Jody!
We do!
We love you Jody!
We do!
We love you Jody!
We do!
Oh Jody, we love you!
We love you Jody!
We do!
We love you Jody!
We do!
We love you, Jody. We do. Oh, Jody, we love you. 25 from the goat. That's why she's the goat.
Thank you very much, Jody. I appreciate that a lot, honestly. Thank you so much, Jody. You're a fucking legend.
Hey, thank you, love. This is fucking, these eyelets are taking the piss, mate. They're pissing me right off.
Can 20 minutes for a fucking eyelet? I'll make you fuck off.
Sorry. Hey, Jody, thank you very much, love. We'll have the debate soon. There is no debate.
The hardest position on the pitch is goalkeeper or a lone striker.
I'm not saying it's the most physically demanding, but what I'm saying is, in terms of mentality,
in terms of pressure, in terms of ability, in terms of technique, maybe not technique,
it's it is honest sir you might need WD for it it's all right
it's all right I wonder if that's gone though that's I think
What Celtic, we already have mate, look here, I'm making above FTBL, I don't know what FTBL
means, oh, football, I need you to say something for the editor, you down, well, you fucking
could have just said it in that mate, a Pepsi bottle, a Coca-Cola glass, I don't give a
What a meme. Remember that meme from back in the day? What a meme that was. What a meme.
Lover, my lover caught on re-rocks. I'm gone.
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Alex Ferguson in the 16th minute.
What the fuck are we going on about here?
Excuse me.
In this.
Oh my god, he has is this from chrome
That's unbelievable by the way
That's actually on real by the way
I hate to see the other videos of you Simon that had pissed me off if you were taking responsibility for the financial part of the cards
I'm gonna get to keep her I don't know
I wouldn't even want to do it. I wouldn't even want to do it
Apparently got a cantoner
Well, I've got a feeling you didn't get a cantoner.
Shannon, for the 19 love, thank you very, very, very, very, very, very much.
Thank you.
Oh, he did.
I don't know.
Too late.
I was going on it once.
Done it already.
I'll let her know.
Oh, perfect.
There we go.
There we go, alright. We're all sighted for tonight.
Jakey TikTok. Yeah, you were spamming this earlier. Let's have a look. Let me guess,
Jakey doesn't have a cringe take-talk.
I ate him. I actually ate him.
I hate him.
Honestly, sometimes I just fucking, it hurts because he is kind of funny.
He is kind of funny.
All right, no, that'll look, I'll have a look later, I'll, but mate, spare me for a minute.
And where is... nice.
There we go. Yeah, I'd be like, I'm not a fan of this song. The start of this playlist
is really good. I don't know where it's gone now. There we go. Back on my normal one.
taste puddle in the morning um what's time
call me on my cell phone late night when you need my love call me on my cell
I know where the hotline links
Okay, thank you
2016 music do the mom make music can't be updated it kind of can't be fair, but
what?
nice.
Hines what about Hines?
Is it Hines Instagram?
Yeah.
Nice.
Hines Instagram.
Oh, he's got two of them on him, like a word, honestly, he's the most unorganised person
going.
There's nothing on there.
He went about his post from 22 hours ago.
Yeah, the one from 22 hours ago.
J. Michael, doing the bits, mate. Thank you very much, brother. Thank you, man.
Right, did before Marlon nips on chat.
And the cardboard gets flowing.
That's interesting.
The kick CEO, as apparently said, Ronaldo, Lacey and the rest of the ex-phase guys are apparently V-butters.
I prefer not to not to not to speak I prefer not to not to speak as if I speak I mean big big
I prefer not to not to not to speak I prefer not to not to speak
right
Let me tell you about the xj calculator chat you okay first of all before we get any further
but you guys can end up winning an Xbox Series X chat.
Xbox Series X.
Let me double check it, it's X.
Yes, I'm right, perfect.
I know when the hard line blink.
Fuck off, chat, thank you.
There we go.
There we go.
I wanna say now, Cardboard or not later, chat,
Cardboard or not later, later, chat.
You.
And what is...
Well, one more time, one more time.
What time do you reckon I'll end the Rocket League Tournament chat?
Hmm.
What do you reckon?
2-3 AM.
Oh my, no.
No!
Really?
That's actually going to be pure light.
Hmm, yeah, we should be fine.
Right, where am I here?
Where is the...
So, chat, I'm assuming some of you would have saw this.
It says the amazing video with me, JK, and W's in the chat for Freddie, by the way!
By the way, Freddie made his first appearance
for Copa Naya.
Don't be using the chat for Fredster.
What a man.
What a man.
The Xbox XJ calculator, you fill it in
and it tells you whether you are a jinx
or not for your football team.
Obviously, J.K. is the jinx because he,
fun fact about J.K., he actually went four games.
I think I say it here actually.
What a goat for ideas?
I suppose about playlist mate.
One minute.
Mod you time it out please, thank you.
That's something pure.
It'll start about eight o'clock I reckon,
Malon will be on.
I believe.
I'm not gonna copy this.
What's that?
The panoramic of the highlights.
And there you go.
Jakey Davis, what I will say, what I will say is
Jakey Davis missed the match and we batted 16.
So all I'm saying is factually, statistically,
it is actually spot on, you could argue.
It is actually spot on.
The link is pinned, or the link was pinned,
I don't know why, why is that gone now, the link's on.
The link, if you do want to do it, chat is the one pinned.
If you screenshot it and tweet it to me and tag me in it,
I go for it on stream as well.
You can win yourself some prizes.
I have got the list of prizes here.
Let me double check, because I don't get them wrong.
Hashtag score more with Xbox Chat included in the tweet.
You can bank yourself some prizes.
The prizes, look, an Xbox Series X
and 250,000 FC points up two.
So get yourselves in, get it completed
and then tag me in it.
Here we go.
I am actually a United Fan there for Premier League.
If this goes back, by the way, I'm a jinx.
I'm gonna be honest, it can't work
because we've not lost one in the last five.
Manchester United.
Did you watch, oh, hang on a minute.
Wait, Aston Villa, Man United, when was that?
I watched it on TV, that one, didn't I?
Yeah, because Morgan Rogers, Morgan Rogers scored.
Toast if you're gonna do it, screenshot me and put hashtag scoreboard in the Xbox and you get entered into the giveaway, brother, on, uh, Modular Collet, on, on Twitter.
OOOH!
Monday night here at Newcastle, I was there.
Watched in person.
Wolves.
I weren't there for wolves, was I?
Can you remember? Was I there for wolves chat?
I
Streamed it didn't I streamed it. Yeah, I thought I did I thought I did watched on TV
Watched on TV. I weren't on stream for that could do a 12 30 kickoff, but I watched that one on the teller
I'm not liking this
It's not going off the recent results there
It might actually come back. I could be one
Burn the money I had washed on the TV
Here we go recent results recent results. Here we go
Have a day off Sam
No, go look Trevor one answer you have to mate. I'm sorry
Yeah, Xbox UK as well in the tweet chat at Xbox UK in the tweet hashtag score more with Xbox and you get entered into the giveaway
Adam Page has done it
Your jinx for Northampton. I don't know what's worse mate. The fact that your jinx on a fatty support Northampton
Oh, that's tough that that's tough
That's tough that for you mate
Man United watched in person
My test United watched on TV Man United Arsenal unbelievable hair hair of the recent results here we go
Man United Fuller, watched in person, Man United Spurs, watched in person, and Man United
Westamp, watched on the TV slash on my phone.
So if we're going off this, right, technically, chat, if you're going to do it, use the link
that's pinned, okay, tag me in on Twitter, tag Xbox UK on Twitter and hashtag Scormo
of Xbox and you get entered in with it into the giveaway.
I'm going to go through them as well in a minute, chat.
I'm the much color I'm straight and
Right
Come on, yeah George photo 17 a Leopold's photo 15, but I got on the boy. Thank you mate
Strangers waiting
Up and down at Boulevard
Now
What platform?
you
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I want to say I'm looking rough. Thank you
If I'm looking rough, I'd be honest. I'm a bit bit rude if anything
Good job. Got the Xbox XJ calculator
That'd be human love school more with Xbox unbelievable
No, I was not. Thank you Joshua Don Caster fans. Oh my gosh, Lee
That's me. Definitely you're right Twitter that Lee. Yeah
Expected jinx store, you're in a jinx. You are a jinx. Well, you are a jinx
top 25 unlucky as Doncaster Vance
Minus seven goal difference
Leaves blower much in four win rate when you've watched Lee 30%
That's a bit awkward
Your mates got a one-on-one acts very tonight. Yeah, bro. You told me ten times mils a mate
You don't tell me from what's that oh
The paper one I'm in the top one percent. He might see Brad for who though Brad
Five one plumber did it for me. Yeah, I'm not surprised a bench every 11 months. Thank you very much Ben. Thank you
But welcome back in mate
You're expecting to score you go few you're not a jinx of Bournemouth
I've got a Bournemouth fan who watches me.
Bournemouth!
I didn't think you liked me.
I might be a bit too common for you, mate, with your strawberries and cream.
Pissing Bournemouth.
He's daisy hell on air.
Ooh!
I don't think it will be.
I don't think it will be, I'm honest with you.
how'd you go on incognito? how'd you go incognito chat? control shift and oh my
got it was nothing as mental I didn't even know that was the thing right so
when we did the video right jakey was a jinx he's now been to a few more with it
form is he still a jinx league one a lead to not bad right Manchester United
for jakey davis oh i don't know the thing is there you'd expect jakey to watch him on
tv but does he actually is the question
and the fuck's jakey jakey davis mate he doesn't does it and imagine tae's doing one
of these wow it just bit did not did not did not did not right i'm pretty sure he was
asked in villa with me in stream I'd be honest here I'm pretty sure he did then
you've got my United Newcastle TV would have been I'll go for what I'll assume
what I think I'll ring him quick my United Wolves watched on TV leads and I
I don't like how you watch that.
Burnlitter Man United,
watched on TV.
He didn't go to the Dabbit, but he would've watched it.
No, he didn't actually watch it, hence the video.
Arsenal Man United, watched on TV, would've.
Man United Fullham,
Oh, he's with me. He was what he was with me spurs. He was with me West Ham. Did he
do a watch along for West Ham chat? Did he do a watch along for West Ham? Yeah. Wow,
Well, Jakey's turned it around.
That's Bellyn.
Jakey has turned it around.
Oh, I keep typing in Jakey, but it's actually Dakey Davis.
Better than you.
You've been left because you've done watch games.
Hello?
Yes, Dakey Davis, you okay, mate?
Not too bad, how are you?
Very, very good, thank you.
I've just got a couple of questions for you,
and I'd like you to be 100% honest with me.
Okay.
Right.
I'm nervous.
You don't need to be nervous, mate.
So when we did the Xbox, the Xbox Calculator.
Oh yeah, I'm not the jinx again, I'm off.
Well, I've just filled out what I think yours would have been.
Right, but I need to confirm.
I'd like you to tell me how you watched them.
For example, did you watch it on TV?
Were you in person?
Or did you actually just not watch the game?
And you give the 100% honest
Right you asked me Aston Villa away when we lost to you one I
Watched at home
Leads away where we drew one-one I
Watched at home. Do you actually watch you actually did watch that? Yeah
watch every game the Manchester Derby you didn't watch I've got that right what
other games were in there Jack oh yeah new Castle unboxing day yeah at home or
there Westam
Which West Ham was the most recent? Yeah. Yeah I watched that one at home on the
stream. Okay what about wolves? When we drew 1-1? Yeah. I watched that at home.
Pardon? I watched that at home. Right United Fallen? I went to the game
I'm not going to say United Tottenham, I went to the game and who else have we just played?
United Arsenal?
Yeah, I watched it.
Okay, perfect.
Well, I've got a brand new news for you, mate, you're not a jinx for Manchester United
anymore.
I've got a plus four gold difference when watching the blown four leads while she were watching them
You've got a 50% win ratio whenever you've watched
Yeah, and you've got a
And you've got a win rate of 50% when you didn't watch
But that's because I actually
I actually filled it in that you didn't watch leads. I didn't think you'd have got up early enough
What do you mean, got up early enough?
I walked, it was about 12.
Yeah, I thought I might be too early for you.
No, I walk up about 11, then flew down to me,
girlfriend asked me what I was doing.
I always got up early for the game, do you see?
Yeah, I just feel as though you kind of had a little slide,
did you get me there for no reason.
What do you mean?
Well, why did you...
You were on yesterday.
Pardon?
I wasn't alone yesterday mate I was surrounded by hundreds of people in a club
I just want to say thank you for this cox, I'm actually buzzing on other drinks now.
And I can't wait for me and you to call to the next on game.
You got tickets have ya?
Pardon?
You got tickets?
Going for it.
See you in a bit mate.
See you in a bit bye bye.
See you in a bit mate. See you in a bit, bye Mike.
I'm in mercy chat. I don't think I get him at another United game.
Was it snowing in Manchester last night? Apparently it was, but I didn't see any.
And then I went to the gym earlier and it wasn't snowing, it was raining, so I'm not too sure really.
What about XJ calculators have we got in there? Oh, wow. We've got okay a lot of people running in the giveaways
Good luck for if anyone has that in the giveaway. Make
Make sure you tag me at Xbox UK. You need to have Xbox UK as well
That's how school was at Xbox as well many night is not the Jinx
You are not the gym for Portsmouth. So this is honestly more interesting to see you support too and also if I was you mate
Where have you gone your port? Oh where's port smith gone?
I
Don't know we need to charge you phone it was on 14%
Your team aren't in it got so did you know how she didn't wear that bad on yourself. No
I can't believe that's all you've got to do just to a much a call it
Get on a incognito I thought I had to go and download stuff and everything
Oh
Cox's message may give a reply in a minute
How do you pull it up? It's the link pinned mate in the group in the in the chat
to
HTTP dot dot for such was a WD doing the re dot actually calculator dot com for slash
It's a pin to the chat Charles. Do you have a gift in mate? Thank you very much. Charles
Right, and then chat whilst you're getting your actually calculator Xbox has given off some FC points to open some good packs on
But I'm not sure what's actually out of the minute.
Anyone who still plays,
what's the best one to open?
What's the best one to open here?
The 1500 ones.
That.
Treat yourself.
Oh.
Let's go 450.
Go 450, I reckon, is probably best.
Oh, the red ones, where's that?
I might have to put my controller in there.
Oh, there you go.
Uh, yeah.
Da-dee-doo, noot, noot.
Da-dee-doo, noot.
There we go
Don't they walk out. Oh my god. What the hell Bruno Gamarra's what's this?
What's his promo code by the way? Hashtag scum over xbox mate
Knockout royalty what was the what's the meaning behind the promo?
Bruno Pavar try already
I think update cards. I feel like the guy the cards are different
What are the odds, by the way? All women?
Okay, on there, then.
It's not, it's...
Ah, okay, it's actually not, okay, yeah, fair enough, I write that.
So it's basically just another promo, but it doesn't actually mean anything.
I'm using the Xbox app mate, that's what I'm on.
And Bappé, imagine.
Double walk out though.
Thank you Olivia.
Has anyone found Pie Face yet?
Oh, is he's locked up?
He's pie's locked up chat.
Yeah, oh okay.
We'll have to have a nip through that chat.
to have a nip through that that's gonna be hilarious that will actually be so
funny I can't even lie
the dude doing it big tune just watch this class is actually did you
including a karaoke in there. That's in the motel. Oh, do you slap your legs while streaming?
Do you do it without realizing? What are you going on about? Slap me legs while streaming?
Oh, Davies.
There you are.
There you are.
Well, it's for the new castle. I generally could not care less about for the new castle.
Icon.
Also with the new castle. I've already watched it again.
That's the only reason. Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean.
Yeah.
Um, three nights at the motel.
Nice.
Where's my icon?
Where's my icon?
Oh, it's a player pick!
Vandessaar, United Icon.
Paul Scores, United Icon.
Makalaila, go Vandessaar.
And, aww.
The 10k's on...
Yeah, the...
I'll take your Twitter, I'll look at it in a minute.
There's a man United liver in the would you mean man read on what FC?
Now got gonna Joe Jack gonna chose a friend player he's just in my opinion. I think ghanak show is
Impact playoff the bench if I'm honest, I think he is I think he is
were you watching madlands 400 again each if you play a choice you're now or
something I don't know what where's this come from go on Tommy yeah money oh
right okay nice I love a look when I go on there I'm a knighted one oh my okay
I'm getting that. I have to get that. Nothing in these. Is that a hero? Historical hero.
So just a normal hero basically. Nice. Do you know what? It's fun to see this game
and see how much it's changed over the years.
And I I feel sorry for the people that have grown up on this he's got a new photo loads of people got new photos
The ones that have grown up on this and not grown up on
I'm thinking
The proper the proper the well FIFA really
Yeah, I mean FIFA 14. Oh, do you want to my
says it all this song done it says it all chat this song some say if you don't know when
you don't go you got a lot of done unbelievable I know Callum that's the sad thing about it
Yeah
Hit it
You know that's easier supply line have been cut off. Fuck you. What are you on about?
It's a bit
Another icon is gone
Yeah, can he chose by me that JB want you for some months buddy. Thank you, brother
Look at the tour is very very soon Chad or
Oh
Castro piece of delivery packs unbelievable and I'm gonna recreate that at the start of the new game
That's one thing I do get delivery drivers and get in get into open some packs
And then if they get anything give them some stuff
but I'd be so good to do also just add something else to opening packs done it
really are so good do you know what I mean
I'm Kemi you was you were pointing something in the chat I told you to
stop and then now you're fucking crying what are you what are you are you all
All right.
Yes, it will be, I'm speaking to someone to get it back,
but the Bodders League will definitely come back, yeah.
Let's go.
Hello, Celine, you okay, mate?
So, how are you finding role play at the minute?
It's a genuine question.
Yeah, I'm hoping, I'm hoping it's going to be a bad patch tomorrow, to be honest.
Hopefully, we'll see.
I'll double check and see if we can get any update.
What a name that is, bum garter, garterner.
Well what are you saying, help me, oh right, okay, I'm assuming you're not enjoying that
much.
How come you don't play happy anymore?
Salim, do you want to answer that for me or?
Farrebrochie!
Ohhhh!
Going on up to the spirit in the sky!
Where I'm gonna go when I die, when I die and you lay me to rest and gonna go on the
piss with Georgie Bass. Unreal, unreal.
Wait, people were saying that about Riverite.
I thought they were joking.
They'd be serious.
What?
What?
I don't think it confirms that but I didn't do anyone any favours if you're in there
That's actually that is actually mental
Really? Oh my god
God.
Right.
So you might get a simulator, just let me double take your chat history, it's one moment.
Yeah you just spammed it for the last.
Chill.
I'm not on it.
Honourable mentioned hero, there you go.
Go on Pie Phase 23.
Rematch when I'm up.
Absolutely like Pie.
All I'm saying is mate, I've changed my darts.
I'm I'm I'm I'm quite I was average in 80 the other day off stream
Never even heard of him
Never even heard of him
Well, I say average in eights it and I didn't end up average in 80 but for a certain for a good length of time
I'd probably say I think it was about one or two legs. I was average in eight which is
He's quite good to be honest, not pro level, don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna sit here
and say I'm pro.
Go on then, he's over the 34, sorry I missed it mate, thank you brother.
Oh hello.
You don't need to buy a camera, can go, you just need a camera mate.
You can also still use your phone, I'm not gonna honestly, but.
Come on.
Who's that?
Spikes off on one be off. Yeah, we will be our last I will be here. Oh
Just realized that we are in February
Used to use the Sony FX3 that's the best one Sony FX3 I
Should have one of them to be honest. I think I have Chaz I used to live
you should try my zoo I have seen yeah no the zoo I yeah I'll denitize not bad
the zoo I think it I'm gonna my car the doofing I do I
downloaded it the other day and you told me to play fire watch I said to play
fire watch my plan tomorrow chat my play about a fire watch tomorrow
oh what a tune if you're actually eggnog yeah I look I might look into that
make. How much is it? Will the finger go around in some comments? Yeah, I agree. I don't think
white influencers should be trying to teach people how to play darts. I personally don't know who's
on about. 2000. What darts do I get? Well, this is the thing, right? For the last
What we are now I reckon for the last eight months. I've been using my white and gold littler ones, right?
Yeah
However, I've recently it's what is back to my very first proper dart and then I was throwing unbelievable darts
So it's like which one do you choose?
If only there was an Xbox XJ calculator for darts, I'd be all over it mate. I'd be all over it
Well, it's DBI me, that means don't beg it.
Hello.
Yeah, I can do it, I'll depend on the Rocket League
more than anything.
Hey, Ben, break two of the eight months mate,
thank you, brother.
RTV4, that's an OG one that, well, not OG OG,
but it's ball knowledge if you know that ball knowledge.
Peter Crouchy.
Wesley Schneider.
Dimitar Berbertov.
Ruin in the vibe, RTV.
CTFO, I never took off that, not surprising
when this Chazer came up with it, it was terrible.
There's arrows like that.
Oh my god, chat.
If I told you what you had to put in the buff group chat before, you wouldn't recognize
him.
You would not recognize him.
Makes me sick.
Ego.
I need to put food, believe me.
No, I weren't on about food.
Oh, I might get later though. Then burgers. Parana. I didn't know you replied to her.
10 for... Can we do... Yes, there's... Yeah, no. Thank you for reminding me, chat. The
lettuce ones, the lettuce burgers. 250 calories, 25 grams of protein. There was to me a chat.
I'm on it, trust me, I'm on it.
I'm on it, don't worry.
Thank you for reminding me though.
I've got my kids, yo, my kids, yo.
That's like opening a packet,
I'm actually taxiing and getting two,
but they're saying player, I've been scammed there.
Oh my God, I'm going Pizarreo for the love of the game.
What a man.
Just say you've got an FX 30,
yeah, see, I thought so, that's good.
Are you chance there?
Oh.
What's the next podboy video about?
It's whenever we feel like uploading and we obviously don't have a schedule of every
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Not Wednesday, sorry, Friday.
It's a but yeah, it depends really if what mood are in next week
I'll let you know man. I'll let you know now. You might be new to be fair
We upload every Friday big main channel video. I'm upload two gaming ones a week
Yeah, 11 is good oh
I'm gonna minute 10 30 might be after it might have to be wait on meal so it under 12 oh
10 30 better please
You know I'm just being detained about the paddle tomorrow
tomorrow. Absolutely pie face can do mate. Pie if I'm going to play puddle with you can
you get on the Xbox XJ calculator mate and see if you're a jinx. Just because last time
I played with you mate you were absolutely, how could we word this in an Xbox manner.
you were red ring
put it that way, do you know what I mean?
I looked at my partner and I thought
I'm screwed
do you know what I mean?
I've improved
okay
does that mean you can hit the ball now or?
Jamie, I don't know where you're on about mate
I went in the freezer at 12 hours. Yeah. Oh, he's out. There's no way that works. Surely
not. Back in the day, that did not work, did it? Not much longer, Michael. Put it in
a tea towel. What? Yeah, that's crazy. What? No way. I never knew that when I was growing
I never knew that.
Ooh, Yucka-Rus.
Fell in a freezer.
Well, I just thought, what actually did it even mean?
Why did it do that?
I know Chaz is not on, mate,
must tell you so.
Ooh.
Last pack chat.
W's in the chat for the last pack!
Come on!
Hailo effect.
Yeah, but I don't get it though.
I don't get it.
Real Madrid, Courtois.
To the rocket league tournament. I love it when we just gonna keep getting at the same question. Who the hell is that a tiny?
Good yellow or something like that
Guru Tessa
Well that ladies and gentlemen was some FC points on FC as you can see the pack look is absolutely terrible
I'm actually oh, I'm gone. I might as to still get off this. Sorry Chang on
Um, Marlon's coming on at about eight, and then I'm going to try, and we're going to
practice together, and then go from there, really.
But yeah, I don't know what time it actually starts.
This is interesting, this, and how does one actually,
I always forget about all that for some reason, always forget about all that for what like
what on fc I didn't see that then that's actually crazy if it's 400k for for a kit
Mound on at nine. Yeah, he probably will be to be far
What's up a look a few more your
x-jing
So try a few more your calculators on Twitter chat, and then we'll crack on
0.03 Liverpool you that's outrageous not point not three
Jinx top 14 unlucky as Liverpool fans top 14
New not a jinx for United. Good on you. Here we go. There you go. Xbox UK chat. They're
giving you away stuff. Use the link that is pinned. Okay. To find out what your XJ score
is on your calculator. Screen show it. Tweet it to Xbox UK. Hashtag score more with Xbox.
you can get yourself some FC points and you have the chance to win an Xbox Series X. Thank
you very, very much to school more of Xbox. Absolute legends. Let's continue the stream.
Brookie, Tim and Sam must make Aaron, Tim and Sam, but they're gingled, Tim and Sam must make...
Want you to reach out...
1v1 Jakey.
Do I need some 1v1 Jakey though?
I don't eat chocolate well what I don't eat at the minute chocolate to I don't I don't
I definitely I don't I definitely don't eat Lindor by the way because it's posh
and right right let's get a rocky league there we go
Well, I can't stand each other.
Didn't really, didn't really, hasty man, there we go.
Mate Rocket League's unbelievable though.
Unreal, mate we've been playing Rocket League since we did the thingy with the Sidemen,
It was so good. It's actually so good.
Right, I'm gonna nip a yadrink, I'll be back in a minute.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Oh
What's your average for 501 on a good day
3275 on a bad day 58 to 65. Yeah, I mean
Please have a fill is one by yesterday. I mean, I don't I use them. They're so good
Green grades of crunch yet. Yeah, but I've got green now starts me back
No, I'm gonna apply for me million playboy. Yeah, they've never given a notification a lord barn to the team on Smite
Why do you say red's clear though, I don't get it
They are YouTube studio. Any notifications yet?
Still nothing. I've not seen it Josh, no.
Why?
Right, let's get the fucking stream started.
Fuck me, here we go, come on.
All right, Ragged League.
Where is, what is Jakey doing at the minute?
Just chatting, probably chatting shit.
There's a brother of mine in United D,
Gal and Ragged League.
I got some women alone.
That's shit watermelon.
That is shit watermelon that.
Don't wanna go tonight.
I'm dead bitter.
That's bitter.
That's awful that.
I can't lie.
I can't actually lie.
I'm generally all joking aside.
I don't know.
I don't think what...
a
Brave-O from the primal mate George 27 Adam Jimmett prime at Liam Jimmett four months mate
Connor from the prime of the 16 mate got the blight
Right here we go
Perfect
Right where am I a garage?
Where do you go for the money night? It's item shop
Where is it
McLaren. Oh, there is as well. What car is that? Mate, can I be honest? It's a Fennec,
to be fair, so I ain't that bad. I use the Octane though. It's the best car. I could
just try and get used to it. I don't know about that. Right, I go for that body. Don't
want that. Don't want that. Don't want that. And then I put it on now. Garage. Customised
car. That's the one I want,
and then I'm going to have to
try and practice me.
I think we can get used to the car and also by the way, I've not played Rocket League
in a fair bit.
I'm actually a bit rusted.
I think if we get XQC first round we could be gone.
We could be gone first one.
Well that's cool baby, you do know the bracket's changed I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure the bracket's changed.
Right, he's a locking air, come on.
It's been a while, hasn't it? Off the wall, out and about.
Oh, it's been a bit too long.
Oh, it's been a bit too long Wow, she's gonna be embarrassing me and Marlon out first.
What am I playing against there?
One note.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
We could be done.
I tell you what you dream you dream people you want in first round is Jinxer
That's who you want you want oh
Mist
You want Jinx he first round you're laughing
Come on
Let's go to 1-0, right okay we're all right here.
Yeah 3-5, Joe is good if the partners are to the same, yeah Joe is very good.
Coincidental by the way, how do you think she got the best partner?
Very interesting that isn't it?
Oh there you go 2-0.
Shocked, exactly.
Mental.
We all know what happened with yours.
He said, I want Chaz, that's a fuck off.
Hey, Kings Beaver, do you have a 16, mate?
Didn't I ask for Marlon?
Why would I ask for Marlon if he'd never played the game?
You lost your head. I definitely didn't. That's the mile. I'm no way. No way, my love.
You seen Jinx's trim? Which one? The one on his eyebrows or the one on top of his head,
mate? If that's what he said looks like, I mean, it is. He must have the ugliest look
in the world. I mean, he's
you don't know what he's doing.
a G G jack for the 17 mate powers. Yeah, if you don't know a power system you're in trouble
He was golden as well in a bastard
Where is what the f
Nice. What is the tournament? What do you mean? Oh, the tournament tonight? I don't know.
I don't know the exact time yet, mate. Go on, Jody with a ten again. Hey, thank you
very much, Jody. I appreciate that a lot, love, honesty. Thank you so much, love. Thank
Thank you Jode. Jode, you can't hold it, hold it.
No. Hey, thank you Jode. I could have scored then.
idiot. Come on, one minute, let's go. Come on. No idea yet, Rapids. It's all going to
get revealed later, mate. Probably start at about 11pm, I reckon, for me. Let's go.
It's in that. It has to be. Oh, they had no boost. Let's go, baby, two now. It didn't
didn't take as long as it didn't take as long we're warming up baby we're warming up
Dilly dude you spank you bro you said that ten times like bro chill please not too many grapes they're bad fear I've had I've had about eight
off the board.
Jammy bastard.
3-0. Thank you.
Also, too many greats amounts here.
I see if you're having about fucking 40.
Wonder how many grapes you get in an actual carton.
How many drinks can you get, Jack?
Fuck.
40, 40, probably like 60, I'm not 60.
I don't think you get 60.
You all right, M?
Four-one, thank you.
Why is it that every time I've scored
all of a sudden the other person who starts playing 30 I reckon 30 is about far
thank you 5-1 how are you play I'm silver and can add general and
everything you look the thing is Martha well done you can rainbow flick I
I win games
I mean, would you rather be Neymar, but we're nothing or would you rather be?
Jared Bowen and
Win and Winstuff. I mean, I'd rather be Bowen and Winstuff
Arsehole, please come back please come back
Johnny bastard Neymar now you wouldn't you wouldn't
Alright, alright, we'll go name our hurricane. You're choosing, you're being hurricane. Don't
need all the fancy stuff to do your job. It's in a bit mate. I killed it as well. What the
the hell am I doing? What the fuck am I doing? Let me lock in, let me lock in, let me lock
in, let me lock in. I'm gutted for no reason, he could have done so much more than what
he did and he did a lot already don't get me wrong what am I okay am I okay
let me lock him no I shouldn't give up oh my god away with that oh wow I got away
Oh
There we go. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh my you're time to laugh pester fuck you know
Come on
So many greats about for you. Yeah cheers, mate. Thank you. No different eyes to be fading from yet
Am I doing the right thing on the kickoff you gotta do that speed thing to win a man. Yeah
Come on.
It's in a bit dickhead.
Come on, car attack. The proper van United Way.
Off the board. Bruno.
Oh, Bruno scored that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're sweet, we're sweet, we're sweet.
Is that like Brin, oh brilliant.
We're sweet, Jack, we're sweet.
Where is...
Hmm.
Nice.
Let's go.
Why is it something you can't, yeah, they're like,
not that, Gingy, might be better than you now.
Fuck it.
Mate, I'm using a brand new car I've never used before.
how about you just let me warm up a little bit
do you know what i mean let me cook bro let me cook eight four children
when you get there you get into the semi-finals if i get into the semi-finals some people
have an hard long look at themselves
one v one jk jk one set i'll play him
unlucky mate
No, no, no, no.
Love that.
Warm up on TV too.
Oh yeah, I could do it to be fair, but warming up with JK is like fucking going for a marathon
for a fucking light jog.
Back's gonna be killing.
I made four obviously to see this game out here. Hey, what happens if I get like?
Diamond in there in in singles
Because that is on you know the men I've batted the last two people a profit on to the 20 mate
Hey, we had a great night last night. Thank you River JP for ever the 14 as well man. Thank you, mate
Good practice ought to be fair. Yeah, you probably right
Close
Marlon's really bad. Don't please. Is he that bad?
Jakey's better than Marlon? No.
There's no way on Earth.
He can't be worse than Jakey.
I actually don't think he can be.
I knew that was coming. Oh my God, so unlucky.
That's so unlucky for him, by the way.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Down the line
Oh
Why is the aerial interclear that other fucking saddo?
Oh, you're gonna an aerial make me sure you hit it not bad come on 1-0 come on
I want to get here. I'm all right.
Thanks man. Practicing in
Compa. Got some big tournament
tonight. What's the save?
Ah, you're poo. I'm changing me
car back though. I don't like
this at all. I really don't
You say it's got the same hitbox and all that bullshit and the same it feels so much different
Fucking hell
Missed to the 25 fake you missed
Oh, I'll let him get the boost.
What the fuck?
Nice.
You never heard that saying before.
You never heard that saying before?
When you should always answer me.
Maybe it's like a northern.
Oh my god no, no, no, no, no.
oh my god what a save
please please please please please please please please please please please
stop taking all the boost you fat cunt
I can't I can't play I can't play I can't I actually can't play this guy's a fucking
angry little fat cunt fucking mam's mince tastes like fucking beef curtains shout out
Benadarm can that because he better gets a boost cause he does he's going for a boost
24 the ball. Fat cunt mate. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat hanging little cunt. Again, he done it again, he done it again.
Fuck off. Watch this, I can't attack.
Yeah, you've not got the boots now have you dickhead?
Control this foot.
My pad's foot.
fucking shit I'm your little fat oh I can't stand this guy can't stand him okay
He's sat on his fucking saucy fingers, big fat old fucking getting out of game.
GET ME OUT!
Yes!
Sorry, I need to practice some arrows and some pinches.
There you go. What a finish!
Get the fuck out of that.
Get in my normal car by the way.
But even what I honest that I'm gonna make this
Fire God's cold
right what honestly what's this now I'm about to play so much better
Jakey's better than he isn't I can't really compare them
There we go, lock in.
There you go, see you in a minute mate.
Miles better already by the way.
Miles better.
I jumped over my car.
What am I doing?
Yeah, we're alright here.
In the box. Oh my god, please no no no no no no no no no.
Foster save.
Oh my god, chat. This is honestly fucking terrible.
Change me boost. What's up with me boost?
Brofics, he's Martina, it's the villa. Joe bro. Oh my god!
What a love shot!
Don't mind that, thank you.
Come on. Lock in 1-0, 1-0, come on.
I think this guy's a plat to be honest so we're doing more to go one on up already oh
Definitely a plat what save
Save again is it shot stopper this guy
Is it shot stopper?
He's caught me out there, I'll be honest, he's done me there.
He's missed it!
Fuck off.
I'm playing against a low block here, chat. These are the toughest games.
Fuck off.
I'll put it on my arm when he's on mate.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro, what is he doing?
What is this guy doing?
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Dude.
Now, now, now.
3-1 baby, he's got to come and fucking come out the blocks now,
tune
unlucky noob
I'm lucky new
I'm lucky mate bro for it was scoring
Come on then I'll show you a fucking shot stopper
and a fucking gobsmacker to the bit dickhead
Three one inches play defense play defense chat
Just get it out
No boost
Told you guys plot
There we go get out now nothing stupid
There you go. What the fuck
Sit a bit mate
Gotta be oh my god
What's a safe
Thank you very much. Oh my god. He's asked to Gigi's Marlon. Old as shit. Can't
hold a controller right now. For fuck's sake.
for fuck's sake
well listen what rank was he?
ah not been given his part yet
he put gg ok fu why is he being
Trusting
Here we go
What's a bit of mile I'm playing I saw clips man as I've guys I saw enough
If I want any confidence in me partner the one thing I shouldn't do I'll be honest. He's watching play
One no already I
Turn it off for you great lovers
Okay now
See if I thought, oh fuck I should have nipped on there, go right, go right, go right I'm
a hero.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a volumete, what are you doing?
You alright, said mate?
Oh, and if I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
What a touch that is, what a touch that is by the way.
I'm good thanks to that mate.
That's a great touch.
I'll give you an hour John, an hour?
Yeah, I'll give you an hour John, you're going to find out who started passing my number
around your fucking school.
So obvious as well.
events is qualified
you case that
some of the big guy don't try fucking out with it what you doing you fucking
knob
or he's man getting it, you know, he's fucking, he's man's about to fucking get it.
He can do it, he'll fucking slag.
FUCK!
How's he still got the ball?
Ah, lucky dickhead.
Wrong way, not bad.
I have not scored there.
Fuck off.
No point is it?
I can't concentrate.
I can't concentrate.
Your TFF's just gone live.
I can't concentrate.
Can't concentrate.
I'm not playing against them by the way.
What a fucking sad lonely individual he is.
What a really really sad little fucking Wade guy.
What a weirdo.
Bad weirdo.
I'm gonna have a TFF break.
Just gonna have a short TFF break, that's all.
shock
EPL soccer hobby, I don't get that. What's that? Is that the is that this?
Three cases
I'm gonna go get some water.
I'm gonna go get some water.
Stop making me confirm it!
Go on, Johnny, for over the five, mate, thank you, River!
There we go. No lax, that's why I'm sat here on it.
Okay, perfect. We've got the Rooney spot. We've got the Rooney spot. Is he all right
Don't compare them.
This goes to your last game, there you go.
Marshall, 200 free months mate, thank you very much, River.
Dylan, 200 19 as well, man, thank you, bro.
Alright, we've got to open all them first, there's no point yet.
Oh my god, here we go.
Pipeface, 23, 23!
We love Pipeface, 23!
Na na na na na na na na na na!
Ha
How
Go on by the Red Bull
Whoa, we love that
Thank you
we could do we could do we could also not we could also not as well those yet
I like that voice, there's a nice voice there, there we go, yeah trash, total ass dude, total
What the fuck is he playing?
What is he on?
Why can't I just see a sketch every time?
I've never seen this.
High on life. I'll be honest, that voice is just annoying me.
I think he's on Game Pass, he probably will be mate, Game Pass got thousands of games.
I thought this.
Got to stop this mate.
Got to stop.
Got to stop this.
Let's get a contract to live in ASA. Let's get a contract to live in ASA. Let's get
on run up. Let's get on run up. 100%.
See these are the sorts of streams I want to do as well but obviously when I get the backpack
I can actually start thinking of stuff like this, it'll be sick, W green screen, it does
It does look like one actually, no you said that, I don't know why but it does look like one.
I've got a feeling he's definitely gonna have to get help because he will fucking die if
he's got to try and survive seven days on his own.
100%.
By the way, Chloe IRL, right?
Listen, she's fucking unbelievable.
She streams her driving a lorry about.
She's fucking mint.
Look at this.
Pro.
It's literally an IRL truck simulator.
I don't know why I just really like it she build like all the suit yeah
Well, there's fortune building like I'm here for this
I don't even understand how
There is obviously a lot of risk with this because you could also much you call it
that crash and then your twitch is gone because you streamed crashing.
Yeah you can incriminate yourself.
Yeah no music's mental though I can't lie fuck that.
She likes it, don't mind.
Eleven hours.
I wonder where she's from.
I'll be honest to tell about a red chair.
Oh Belgium.
Yes takey davish okay mate?
I mean you're right.
Yeah I'm gonna thank you mate yourself.
Not too much. I was just wondering if I could be first reserve tonight in case you get injured.
What was that, sorry?
I was wondering if I could be first reserve tonight in case you get injured.
Like, your phone comes out, it's not good or anything.
So if I get injured, you want to be first reserve to play in the tournament?
Yeah.
please first reserve right I'll hmm I'll say yeah on the basis of five gifted
okay so if you get injured yeah I can play like if you like get your phone
comes out of it suck it or something like that yeah yeah yeah okay is that is
that we got a deal yeah and then I can tell everyone that I'm first reserve oh
no you can't tell anyone why I can't tell anyone because then you're gonna
gain something from it and you're not and you probably don't want to play so
yeah we can't have that sorry very unlikely mate I'm honest I'm gonna be
sitting there streaming. I don't understand how I'm going to get injured.
Like I say, fun comes out of it, you suck it.
You go to smash your desk, but you're missing, you smash, smash your hand into a
glass and you can't play.
No glass, no me mate.
You feel it might fall through.
Right, you can tell people then, yeah.
Okay, so I can, okay, so I'll come to First Reserve.
You'll be First Reserve.
Yeah, Wi-Fi court, power court.
Yeah, that's true.
No, thank you for this. I really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Do you know what it is, Jakey? Do you know what it is?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, he's only joking.
Have a look here, I'm gone.
Let me give you my life.
Ah.
Quarrelisa!
Oh, let me set her a money gun, does it work?
Money gun, me phone.
Oh.
Hang on a minute.
I'm going to be there.
Sorry to move this.
Right, let me fucking send her money, go and answer what she says.
you
you
you
you
you
and I'll have barbecue sauce and mustard, fuck it, I'll get a bit of mustard, why not?
I'll get two of them, there's 500 calories there. Oh my god, I can get a Canal Zero here for 85p,
I can get a combo. I'll do that.
I've got an extra party in that one. There we go.
What a war I know I got that one. There we go
Die are you fucking death
Yeah, we're good with all it here we go wrong wrong
Where are people getting these fucking designed rugs from I want some
Look is he all my crocs on
No, he's not
P.O. Box all people send of him. Oh, no way I see a man up and going
Josh, you alright mate?
He's my partner by the way, he's got a big tournament there, he's my partner.
He needs a lot of fucking
How big is there else that they all live in they've all got massive rooms like massive rooms
Fucking huge 70 grand a month fuck off 70 grand a month
month. Oh my god.
She had between 5 and 7, right, 15, 30, 45, 60, 75, 15 a month.
Wow.
That's a dainty a month, that.
Have I even got them on Discord?
Fuck it, he can touch me anyway.
Apple Music.
Caitlyn!
Forever a flag, 50 Caitlyn.
Go on Caitlyn.
Thank you very much, love.
I appreciate that a lot, Caitlin.
Five out of five, love.
You do a diastere, Dave.
Chill, Sam.
Hey, Caitlin, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Fuck he's got a follow-out on me, I'm fuming.
Thank you please.
That's called for me.
I
No one ruined it though. I'm sat here waiting
Was your bad anyone who tries to ruin it your web comes covering jakes me you have come covering jakes
There you go
I
I don't know why it's... I don't know why it's so funny.
Oh
Charlie Charlie going
Is he bottling it?
He bottled it
I give you 50 I give you 50 what the f***
I'll cut from the business man I've got to negotiate
I'll try and get an extra idea
Ha ha
How'd you know what 25 no more
Do you want to write that though?
Just think about his brother there.
Hello there, Pukiba!
Hello?
Nice. That's awkward. Try that again. Nice. I don't know what's happening, it doesn't
work. Yeah, no, I'm on my own calling. I'm trying to ring him. There we go. Some American
ass ringtone hello there pookie bet I did pick it up mate but that is because
you're a got some American ass with a phone line it just kind of went mute
yeah well my love I've been on to practice right and let me tell you some
I'm well and truly fucking ready mate.
You are not. I don't even know, I don't even know if you can play this game.
I don't even know if you know how to jump. Press the control, press the buttons.
Marlon. I am one of the best Rocket League players in the tournament.
So you, because you know we're going to be in XTC right? You know that?
Where have you found that out?
Where have I found that out?
Maybe in the bracket that you support.
Dude, dude, dude.
Honestly, bro, you shan't just know.
How do you not know who we're going up against?
We'll fuck that out because you're fucking shit, mate.
We're done. We're gonna get first-rounded.
No, we're not. Wait, wait, let me explain.
So if we, if we, like, if we lose, we're out or what?
That right away?
Well, I assume so. That's what the brackets are for.
Fuck. Fuck.
But I thought the brackets were getting changed.
I mean, I don't know. I'm really bored.
You know, actually, I've heard he's the best player inside of me.
No, see, I said that to Jinx there.
I'm going to admit.
Hey, do you want to know? I think he's fucking rigged, mate.
Do you want to hear me and Jinx's little conversation?
Yeah, I'll hear it. I'll hear it.
All right.
Where is it he said there?
I'm going to admit it. Let me scroll up.
There we go best best player is ex QC right is what he said and then coincidence coincidently
We're up against him first
All right, the same day that this is the same day that this was made
I saw him playing with Joe bar and he was getting fucking rimmed by Joe right so therefore Joe is really good
Coincidentally Jinx it is now with Joe
Nope, I'm fucking serious mate
He's rigging this whole thing so he can try and fucking have a chance
Easy though
No, no, no, no, no, no, sorry I've asked that in a different sort of way what I meant was easy now
Wow. I'm pretty sure we should start wasting fucking time and get on some games.
Right, well you bring me on Discord then and then let's fucking, let's hold hands and play
Rocket League.
Well I don't know, I don't know if I've got you actually.
Oh wait, have you, have you, oh you need to join the thingy?
I've done, I've done, I've done, I've done.
Right sweet, we'll just jump in that car there.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's right.
Oh like in the, in the group?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, got you.
Alright, bye bye.
First one to speak to the discards racist
Oh my god!
Marlon!
Marlon!
Yeah!
Yes!
Oh my god, I can't believe you just spoke.
What do you mean?
I said the first person to speak in
Discord's racist.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Nope, and you spoke, mate.
No, I can't hear you. Fuck, I fucking...
Yo, what do you hate? It's technology!
I fucking hate technology, bro!
Yeah, I think he's pronounced technology, but no worries.
Yo, it's fucking time, it is fucking time, bro.
It is more than fucking time.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'll be honest here, okay?
Yeah, I'm looking to be honest.
Played the game once.
Played again once.
Now, what side of best I did?
Probably not.
But you know what?
We're here to learn.
You know what I'm saying?
We're here to learn.
And obviously, like, I've been here for a long time.
time I just you know, come on
people. So, I changed a lot of
you just say you've played the
game once. Yeah. As in one
only one, one zero. That's a
one. That's a one time. Yes.
But it's not bad. That's not
bad. How old are you again?
What do you mean, why do you even question that?
Because I was just wondering, because if you're 28, it comes back to that phrase, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
So you think I'm an old dog?
No, you're not an old dog, that's my point. You're a fucking young, you're a young chihuahua.
No, I'm a young fucking digimon.
Oh my god, the brackets out.
Oh my god, is it?
Oh my god, it's out, we've not got SQC.
We got Ludwig and Squeaks. Ludwig's getting battered.
Oh my God! We've got a chance! We've got a chance!
We've got a chance. Oh my God. We've got a chance.
Oh my God. And then when we beat Ludwig and Squeaks,
we're going to play against Mingo and Sketch, all run and Lacer.
We have got to fucking bomb them!
Wait, geez. We might actually win that.
We've got a fucking chance, you know
Oh my fuck
Apparently Squeaks is a diamond
Yeah, I'm a fucking clock
Chaz, is that good or is it Squeaks good?
Fuck
Okay, I got some problems here, I'm not gonna lie
I got some problems
What's your problem mate?
So
I'm having
my controller connected
to Rock-a-League
I just put up Rock-a-League
Number one, I cannot hear
What the fuck was that is that your little fucking shit dog? That's about to fucking die. I don't give a fuck
Don't piss me off now
Sorry, sorry. Yeah, who's that? I
Cannot hear the game through my headphones number one number two. I got a controller and
it is not working in the game what I do you've got a controller and it's not
working in the game that is weird yep yep that is very how have you tried I know
what you've got to do more you got to take your pants off it's so annoying it's
so annoying serious so what happens if you can you pad your pad dies and don't
connect sometimes when you take your pants off it connects it okay you know
I'll try. Shall I try real quick? I'll try. Yeah, you can try. Yeah. Yeah. I'll try real quick.
Oh, look at that. Surprise, surprise, surprise. It's not fucking working, is it?
Oh, they must have patched it. They must have patched it.
That's a nine. It's fucking almost sold my 13 inches, dude.
13? Wow. I did well last time. Didn't have something to say. I had not even gone in there, sorry.
and right
can you and you thought you fucking game out
all you want to help i don't know how to get out this fucking screen though
i don't really know this
i'll get back to you a little bit so look i'm here
i'm going to rock a little right boom
but i cannot use my controller
well up here
Oh, I just love my chat so much.
Oh, God, I'm so fucking stupid.
How have you put me on your screen like that?
Yeah, come on.
You know what?
Because we have production over here.
They're talking about you, so you're not independent.
Yeah.
There you go.
So you're not independent.
You're right.
Chad, what do I do here?
You're probably collated in the wrong way.
So I've flooded the control in the wrong way.
You're starting to piss me off.
Wait, are you holding it upside down or not?
Because sometimes you have to to connect to the PC
I'll say that, I'll just say, are you taking me for a f***ing piss?
Actually
No, I'm being serious
What's the name?
Upside down?
Yeah, it's upside down, you have to use it
It's the new technique a lot of players on Rocket League are using
It's the upside down claw
Wait, flag is crazy, where's the flag at?
What flag?
Can you message me on Discord what your Rocket League name is as well, please?
Are you f***ing insane?
Itchy bottles
Hold on. Hold on. I gotta say this right now. I gotta say this right now. I gotta say this right now.
Yep, this is, hold on. This is a laced account, by the way. This is laced fucking account. What the fuck?
Are you fucking serious?
Actually,
What the fuck am I face?
Yo, somebody kiss, oh, so I'll say, I actually sound real quick.
Hold on, give me a second here.
No, isn't it?
Give me a second here.
Fuck off. Fuck off, boss.
Oh, brilliant. Well, we might struggle there because he's not letting me add you.
Fuck off, boss.
Um...
Wait, he's not letting me add work?
Yeah, you try adding me, actually.
Okay, so this is not my counselor. His name is ItchyBalls69.
Yeah, no, I just...
I just tried adding that and it didn't come up, mate, so I'm sending you in...
Oh, but I don't even know how to do this!
It's fucking easy, mate.
Bro, why is my control yours?
I'm not gonna watch it!
What the fuck?
You're hating these technical difficulties!
I hate it!
Fuck!
You have to solve it.
Just get your fucking production to solve it.
You fucking stuck-up prick.
Yo, Joe!
There you go.
There you go.
Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
Can you come and help me?
Because I don't know what I'm fucking doing.
bro please
fuck no check. It looks like someone asked me, look, I go into settings.
Audio, speakers, headphones. Yep.
But my question to you, Marlon, is how how much is you hearing your cargo?
How much is that gonna improve your ability at rocket league it fucking isn't is it?
It's not gonna make a fucking difference. You're still gonna miss the ball
You're still gonna fucking reverse when you don't need to revert you still gonna go for the boost drive on the ball
Ain't gonna do fuck call me. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, that's not bad. That's not bad. I think I'm finishing you right
So all I need to figure out is really I'm getting my controller. That's all I need to do. Thank you
Yo, I have my fucking controller playing in test. Stop saying that dude. I don't know what to do
Do I go to steam is that what it is? Oh my god? Wait, is that an Xbox controller? No, it's a piece 5. Oh
You need to click the you need to click the button
Okay
Once you click the PlayStation button, okay, you just click yeah as it works
Okay
Well something popped up what pops up it's your boss rocket league invite anyone to play
Yeah, you're fucking strong, but are you actually really are you actually really?
You need to plug it in brother
Is this a trolley? You need to plug it in
No fucking shit. I need to plug it in it's been plugged in
I've had a bit of... Oh, I was to black a fucking...
Now you can count down, mate.
God, jeez.
Can you just fucking stop trolling and just plug your fucking controller in now you're
doing me, Eddie?
I sort of have a whole set of same-plugging agents to plug in.
All right, I'm going to be your production manager, okay?
Oh, my God.
Do you hear that, by the way?
Not his production staff, or his production manager, that means the person that's at the
the top of the production yeah so he's got his staff around there where he I don't
know what he refers to them as I know in my line I don't even want to know what
he refers to him as he's just getting production manager fucking posh and
fucking bougie cunt
drill drill can you come if there's my controller my PC is not picking it up
I
Drove
Yo, what the fuck are you saying little push prick says the one who's got a fucking production manager
I need a prayer man, you know, I'm gonna be in London
Tomorrow you're gonna be in London tomorrow. I'm gonna come I'm still recovering from last time man
I'm still walking for a limit. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking put you to my two or three. Oh, there is serious. There is
Yeah, dude, my control is not working the game.
I like it's like, like nothing is.
What are you talking about?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you fucking serious?
What the fuck?
No, I still hear what's going on.
Dude.
Dude.
Yo, chat.
No, no, dude.
Oh my God.
Now I just look like a retard, bro.
Bro, Ty, swear to you.
I promise you, I swear I didn't work this whole time
this whole time and all of a sudden I swear and I'm not testing I fucking
hit you like that's all right kids you're a fucking idiot mate okay yeah I'm
so
listen we need to practice we need to practice yeah you need to add me mate okay
go go in the end go in there go in the discord and I've sent you what my name is
you click you click R2 well we'll go full cam on you do it then go R2
Right, then you want to go to you to am I right? No, you're not right shut up
Then you want to go to the friends list, right? Then you want to click square and then type my name in
Okay, once again, I'm going to our chair
Holy fucking absolute. What are you? What means that I actually
Just because it's your ball 69
It's not it's not my account. Shut up
Why have you took your side with Kapoff?
Oh, maybe because I can't fucking...
Maybe because you look like a fucking dick.
How about that one? Did you think of that one?
Okay, so where do I go again? What's it again?
Click R2.
R2.
Yep.
Thank you.
Yep.
I go to R2.
Yep.
Okay.
And then I go to France list.
Yeah, then click square.
Oh, at Epic Frenda.
Yeah, then type it in, mate.
Oh, fuck, I forgot what it was.
Fuck.
Is he fucking, honestly, are you fucking all right?
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Hold on, let me go on for a second.
I know he screams on chat,
he's not gonna make a difference.
He's still not gonna be able to do it for the last 30 minutes.
Here we go, and see what it works.
Bro, I can't believe you came together,
I'm so happy about that, gosh.
Oh, honestly, when he said to me,
was your other one I said anyone please give me my own please no you didn't no
I know I didn't I fucking got the charge strong and fucking stuck with
I'm fuming
wait dreams nice to run up on my phone oh you just take it to me just take some
of what's that real quick please all right oh hide the screen holy fuck I
must need your shit you're not still don't really know how to like hide much
I'm like, well fuck this shit, bro
Okay, you're a bot yo lace. I'm not a bot dude. I'm really not about you. You are a bot
I'll be honest who's the worst worst? Um, who's the worst game on Twitch?
I beat fully arms right now. I'll personally go I'll rank myself top five. Oh
Look slide that ass and just I don't know why the fuck you're laughing so I be sure I some people two times that I not
No, I didn't I beat you
Nice my whole chest. I mean you oh my god. Are you the guy that was falling up on me? And then I beat you six four
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you are you are yeah, you're nice
Is your name like in in Milan a Milan or something Milan?
At play does not exist that if you got any nice problem. Good job. Not good job. Yeah
No, basically, we're no so we're not in a situation where we can't fucking get in a game together
because you also don't exist for me because
Well, so why is that? I've got no idea. Does anyone in the chat know how the fuck we get around this?
Unless we have a just says it says epic games just doesn't exist. Why is that?
Belates different servers. Oh
They're gonna add you on steam
I mean you can try that if you want to see if that works
But now that won't work because I'm playing Rocket League on my PlayStation
play. So how the fuck do we do this? No, but he's playing on PlayStation.
Cross play. So what's your what's your what's your what's your what's your arm? I shine
my fucking saying, I'll be honest. Yeah, no, I didn't think it was. Yeah, I have on PlayStation.
No, because he's on he's on PC. Launch Rocks or Epic Games. I have to I have to epic still works.
I had the epic ID that's what we've been trying, but turn cross play platform. Okay, so when I do that setting cross plays on and we
I don't really know we see that at all
Also settings and then gameplay the second one down says cross play plot. Oh, you're my son. Yeah, mine's on
The private match is irrelevant because we need to end up actually getting in games to give a later anyway, so we need to fix this
Yeah, I know. I'm gonna restart me.
Oh, baby. Wait, what's your rock?
Is that a thing?
Oh, shit. Yeah, I know which one you need.
My epic name, don't you? Yeah.
Right. I think I know.
It might be somewhere else. I've never looked.
Well, if you know what to do.
Okay.
Hold on, we might have to help, uh, uh, um,
James from, uh, my production.
Oh, nice.
We put out shit.
Nice.
Tell them to add you or a tongue to have chop, gooner.
That big.
His name is chop, gooner.
Chop, gooner.
Yeah.
No spaces and then I'll pop up here.
Okay.
So try James, try chopped gooners and H and the capitals.
E d no capitals.
G, u, u, n, e, r.
I'm not accepting invites right now. Not accepting you. It's like it's
not accepting friend invites. It's all right, mate. You take your fucking time,
mate. What time is it in America, Milam? It's about 138.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah half nine
Well, look like you know, yeah little leg of freaky one under the sheets
Right there type right there. I mean I've tried that look I
Wonder if that is my epic let me have a look
I
Did it that's it right?
Illustrated yep, the epic idea has reached a maximum number of pending friends. Yo, James you fucking piece of shit
Yeah, I know I can't delete any either. They don't come up. So I can't do it. Why not I don't know like
So where we're fucked, but we're gonna make it. I don't know how to change my settings to make so you can add me
Cuz usually I just do it through for tonight. I don't do it on my I mean I could just add your info tonight and then
So, it's a add him on fortnight and then I have one and I'm with it, but I don't got
to be in this for the head.
Do I?
This is fucked.
I'm going to be honest.
It's fucked.
It's fucked.
Fuck.
It's not going to.
No, just add me on fortnight and then I can just go straight on rocket league.
Really?
Because that one's like translate?
Yeah.
through steam. I'm not logging on Epic. I mean, I could log on Epic, it would just be like a little bit like, you know what I'm saying? It would take a second.
Or you guys could add someone and both join them. Someone from chat and both join them, you could do that.
Yeah, but then we'd have to do that every single game.
Well, you would join through them and then he could probably just add you.
On here?
Yeah.
Now, because it's still the same thing that I've got too many invites.
Yeah, what?
Just from the pressure off so never mind anyone was keen on to turn that on well
I don't know where it turned out. I don't know how to turn it on through occupancy. Okay. Wait a text anyone
There's saying use your account, but then you can't play right if you want to use your steam coming good
Where we don't need to play ranked that's fine
We don't need that today, right? Yeah, we don't need that the problem is I don't even know my steam line
There's fucking guy
And nothing that does anything to do with fucking modeling he's useless
Yeah, okay, really really that's that's a fucking normal. You know that that's as fucking true though, and I bet you fucking
Product your manager agrees as he fucking stands that we should be fucking on a different job because you're fucking useless
No, really. Yeah, I'm fucking surprised man. What's his name? Drew. Drew. Are you there, man?
Fuck please close walking for I've had I got literally fucking head
What the fuck, actually.
Oh no, I'm a burglar.
Yo, Chad, I hate PCs.
Oh, kid.
I actually hate PCs.
Like, who invented this shit?
Was it Elon Musk?
There you go.
Smelling me?
Yeah.
Oh, that is me.
Do you want me to pass for that?
I'm a tryer.
Oh, OK, first one wrong.
OK.
I'm going to try the next one.
Okay, second one wrong and slow. Okay, not a bad shot at all. Okay, guys, you have a problem here.
Yeah, I can just log in. I want to log in on here and then it will be a little bit
of a process, but like, it should work though. I mean, it should. Yeah. Okay. I can log
you out. Yeah. Yeah. Just going to try, um, yeah, relax. I got it. I got in the bag.
What are we going to try, Mila?
Um, just going to try logging into Epic Games, right, Leith?
Yeah.
And then I'm going to turn my Thunder Quest off, or turn it on so you can add me in.
Okay, okay, okay.
Ah, just chuck me.
Oh.
Well, dude, is your penis orange by any chance?
Is my penis orange?
Yeah.
Well, what do you think, Kyo Yase?
Well, out of curiosity, I'm just...
Okay.
It's not orange orange, but it is most there. Yeah, look like okay. Damn. That's kind of nice
What do you love me or no?
I
Wouldn't say love yet. I'd say catching feelings
Okay, that's you. It's like on the beginning stages there. Yeah
Yeah, what about you to me?
Who the fuck is Timmy?
Who the fuck is Timmy?
I pray this works.
Hopefully it does, it should.
Here we go, here we go. So we're going to turn this on.
Yeah, that's a load up.
And then we'll get right back into Rockin League.
Yeah, that's got a load up corner.
You literally want to give me a fucking lettuce, mate.
What you want about diet?
Mark a lot of ginger. Right now, I can't eat, bro.
I want to eat salt. I haven't eaten anything today.
Oh, you got a little Valentine's up there on
Fortnite. We had them Rock-a-league two
Charonel.
Some chicken and potatoes right now.
Okay Tom, you can probably add me in a second. I'm gonna have to accept it because I'm gonna get a lot of requests.
Oh, yeah. Why did I haven't said your name though? Okay. All right, here we go. We're gonna try fix it right now. Okay
Okay, tell me you can send it. Okay. Keep changes doing them back to rockety, right?
All right, go right now. Go right now. Go right now. Let's see. Send it now.
Oh, fuck. I'm gonna send it to Chuck Gander all up. Like, bro.
Why do we have a friend request from breaking?
You said it yeah, boom you're right
Oh, did he say yes, yeah, I don't
Everybody hold everybody hold everybody hold right now. No key
What I do without a lace and June house honestly
He's like an animal
What the fuck yo, why is my mouth moving in slow motion like actually what the fuck
Dude, yo
So I'm juicy
I'm not gonna lie we might have a chance now you said we're going up against again
Ludwig and squeeze squeaky
Bro chowdy good
But has love ever played a game ever
Well, he probably played it more than you, considering you've played it once.
Yo, James, we gotta go one-on-one, like, straight off the bat.
I'm beyond this, because that's really gonna test R, like, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Don't move.
Wait.
Oh, it's good.
It's the middle one right there.
Oh, is that what it was?
Yeah.
Okay, now when you load up, you should have him at it.
Okay.
Please tell Sparrow that he has to start on R.
He's a pro?
He's not a fucking pro, mate.
He wouldn't like pros in there.
How about Satan?
Honestly, no one drinks you, bro. You know, yeah, you know, you go heat. Well, if he was a pro put it this way drinks, you know
There's a part I want to you know the way you fucking
Thanks, thanks. I we go to still see let's see. Let's see the big the big
No, no
Maybe he's not up wait ginger. Are you on the game right now? Please don't tell me on again. No, I'm not I'm loading back
Um, he's not he's not he's not. Oh my god. Do we
Fucking go things like oh my god
I'm gonna invite you to a party
right now. Oh my god, please do
stop. Oh my god. That's so hot.
I'm in there. I'm in your game.
Oh my god.
Oh that fucking car now. Wow.
Your car is off. Wow.
You don't like my fucking colors.
You know, it may.
It looks like some out of fucking
Hot Wheels.
Oh, color is shit, by the way.
But it's not my, it's not my
account. Oh, I gotta show my
screen. I'm gonna show my
screen.
It's not my account. Oh, I gotta show my screen.
Who's account is that?
It's Lace. It's my production.
Please. Put on an octane or put on a...
Octane? What is that?
Octane or Fennec.
Fennec?
Yep.
Anyone who's been putting L flag by the way,
I'm just gonna ban you straight away, so I generally wouldn't.
I don't know why you think you're gonna see yourself only when you're not.
You can get a band straight away, so...
What are you saying?
Why would it take so long to answer me?
Alright, no, can I just deafen? Can I speak to you, chat about something? Is that okay?
I just put on the arctine. I just put on the arctine.
Yep.
Now, color-wise, I don't want that. I'm going to go for a color...
I'm going to go Swedish colors.
Yeah, go Swedish colors, because you're... you claim to be Swedish.
I'm fucking Swedish. What does that even mean?
Wow
Wait, what? There's no yellow color
Oh, I think I um, okay, you know what it's gonna have to do it's gonna have to do like this. Okay
What was that cow
Change the detail. Okay. Yeah. Detail is pretty fire. Detail is like 40 50 60 maybe
Wow, you are sloping on whatever the fuck you're doing, I'm gonna get a butt fuck you.
Fuck you, you're hearing that?
No fucking shit, I can hear you.
Oh wow, well, you didn't remind you of anything else?
Oh yeah, that one night in guitar?
No, I know, I definitely work in guitar, is what made up that clay.
Okay, alright, Chance, is that good or what? Everything good right here?
I don't I don't I don't know what a d-cap is I don't care about a d-cap or I know it when it comes to d-capsic often
All right, it's very simple and I don't drink coffee all I know is I drink Celsius love Celsius
Right are you ready?
Wait, so what are we doing right now? We're doing one you won?
Well, we can have a one view one if you want and then we can see who's a better player is and then
Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that.
All right, here we go. Here we go, Chad.
I need everyone to lock in, bro.
I need everyone to lock in.
Wow, I need some watermelons or something right now.
Geez.
Yo, Chad, is watermelon bed,
if it's been sitting outside for like three days,
and I'm not talking outside in the crib?
I'm talking about outside, like outside, outside,
like out the door outside.
Well, how does it fucking grow, Dickhead?
Outside, you fucking knob.
Don't grow watermelon inside here, you dickhead.
Um, maybe start the fucking game you fucking dickhead.
You're the host you fucking pleb.
Do you want to be easier?
Go down to the very bottom.
Yeah.
Right.
Click on my user, the snowflake.
Click on me and put make leader or something like that and then I'll just take you from
there.
I don't see you.
I'm gone.
I just see you two balls.
You just see you two balls.
Of course you do.
Yeah.
Just one moment.
Okay, yeah, the little icon, the little icon.
The little icon.
Yeah, click on that.
Oh, see it.
Yep, set party leader, bang, bang, easy.
Perfect, there you go.
All right, all the accent.
I'll run the show now.
All right, here we go, chat.
Is it bad to eat that watermelon or no?
Okay, let's see.
We can't hear it.
Okay, honestly, chat, you don't really need to hear the game, do you?
Or do you?
I know how to fix that.
I feel like it today.
I feel mad like it.
So, how do I fix that chat any help?
Y'all want to see me just okay chat I got I'm not going off for once I'm with my country
and y'all know the palace on of course but I need I need I need to run my country I need
to run my country.
Okay.
Let's see.
Where's it at?
Where's it at?
Where's it at?
Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
Flags, flags, flags, flags, flags.
National flag.
Put it on top.
Put it on top.
Sweden.
Sweden.
Sweden.
Sweden.
Sweden.
Come on, lad.
Come on, the Swedes.
Up the Swedes.
Up the Swedes.
Why is it making me do this?
Party on the...
Yeah, explain how to fix it.
I don't see Tim, though.
I don't see Tim, Jack.
Right.
Are you ready, Marlon?
We're fucking going to change.
Don't push them.
Don't push them.
Don't push them.
You wanna put some gifted on it?
No, like what? No, no, no, no.
Oh, you can't even see your fucking team name.
I just said Marlon Mum Stinks. Right, select the blue team.
So that part is joined?
Yeah, you wanna click join?
All my fucking dates, all my fucking dates. Here we go.
Right, here we go!
Oh my fucking god, you're absolutely arse
No, you just fully missed that
Yeah, but I know I've won this get what the fucking yeah
What are you doing me down?
You're not even oh my god. I'm not cooking. I'm fucking about to cook me. You couldn't fucking cook anything
Okay, you can hit the ball
Go on you can hit the ball as a start job as a start
Why are you foolish mr. Ball? I'm down. It's oh my god. Yeah, I'm gonna go fast on purpose. Let's see what you can do
We can do it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. She wants to start actually try or what?
See you in a bit, mate
You are sick, you know, right? Oh my no, yeah
I'm not even trying I'm not even trying I'm taking the piss out of him
Oh my god, James. Oh my god. You know what I mean? He gets up because he's at the bar.
That's the level we're playing at. Oh my god, actually put up a fight. You're not putting
up a fight. Oh my fucking god. It's fabulous. It's fabulous on me. You've done it again.
You've done it again. Go on, mate. Go on. Oh my god. Oh, nice. Thank you, mate. I'm
cooking you you're cooking me a one then go on then go on then man now then can
you actually fucking pick your controller up you absolute fucking
tangfastic oh my lord above okay how are you so fast cuz I'm getting the
boost mate Chinese I'm hoping bro yes you fucking need a miracle oh my god oh
My god, oh my god, try again. Oh my god. I figured out almost
You are an absolute fucking idiot
How the fuck have you missed both of them and then just fucking set me up?
You're ten. I was pretty good though. You missed the target. I'm on that. I was pretty good
You missed the target. All you did was hit off kickoff
Wow
Yo, you ever heard of a crossbar challenge?
Yes, mate.
We invented the crossbar challenge in England.
I guess you did.
Oh.
That's a great tackle.
That's a great tackle.
That's a great tackle.
That's a great tackle.
Yeah, tackling Rocket League.
See you in a bit, mate.
Oh, my God, you shit.
Oh, my God, you actually shit.
Oh, my God, you actually fucking shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
You're on the board, yeah.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh my god. Oh my god. You're actually so good. I can't even lie my one. You're a lot better. Oh my god
You're fucking good, you know look you see you're absolutely ass in every single department possible
What's the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing? Okay, okay wait, I guess I got a commission
Why would I start at 45 degree angle when you start from 50 to the angle?
You would straight on goal, I wasn't straight on goal, look at this.
No, I wasn't straight on goal, I just repositioned my car.
Yes, it was, yes it was.
I repositioned my car.
Yeah, oh, maybe tell me that you could fucking reposition your car?
What, did you not know you can drive your fucking car or something?
You absolute dick for brains.
Fucking hell.
This is literally going to be a 2v1 every game now.
I
Missed it again. He's fucking why am I flying in the fucking air cuz you're clicking at why am I fucking fly I'm looking like Harry Potter
Are you flying around the whole fuck? Yeah, you don't look anything like Harry Potter, mate
Hey, you know
Yeah, if I seem learn to flip what is flip gonna do? Let's be honest, okay?
Double if you okay, let's go to let's go to some training. That's a good shot. That's a great shot
That's a great shot. That's a good go. That's a good go.
You put, you put Marlon his off kickoff mate.
Okay, so what?
What ain't gonna happen in a game that?
Yes, it will.
Right, come here Marlon. Don't go for the ball. Come here, come here, come here, come here.
That's right.
Okay, if you double click X and move your left analog stick forward, you can't do this.
If you double click X...
No, but you need to flick it sooner because you're going too high. Oh
I see and then and then hold R2 as well at the same time and then you've got that
Oh my god, I'm getting fucking better. What the fuck yeah
There we go
Okay, nice
You see your bullet, you're a big fucking bullet nice. Wow. Look at that UK bullies, huh?
62, 62
What else should I teach him?
What else do you need to know?
Alright, let's do a little teaching session here, bro.
What do I need to do?
Okay, so no way to do it in order to boost.
Fuck off.
You boost on orange.
I mean, you boost on orange.
Right.
Leave the ball for a minute.
If you hold circle, you've got no boost.
So you need to come over here and get these here.
Okay, so what do they do?
Right, and then hold circle and drive hold it hold it. Yeah
Do you see you drive quicker?
Because you got boost the boost goes out though. Yeah, and then you just go look they're all over the map
So you just keep picking them up to keep picking them up
Okay, and how like how important how high can I jump like you know mean I mean I mean for you, mate
I'd probably just stay on the floor unless you know you're gonna hit it. I think we need tactics like we need tactics right now
You know, I think the tactic for you for us is gonna be you just keep smashing into
Ludwig's partner and like that
Sorry, sorry
You didn't complain last time
Teach my own about supersonic what the fuck does that mean for it a ball came so why was in walking okay? Yeah, okay?
This is also good. Well in chat. I'm going to let it load in you want to click triangle
For what and it'll lock you onto the ball
Every time well, no, it's a matter of man. Yes, if you click triangle now
Yeah, right should lock you onto the ball way and then boom. Okay. I see
And then and then you know where the ball is at all times
Okay, like so for example if you if you if the ball is here and you need to get a boost
you boost, unclick it, go get your boost quick, and then click it again, and then we'll
boom.
And then take the boost, and then flip.
BANG!
There you go, nice, we're getting there.
Okay, so when the ball is in the air like that, like, okay, jinx, this, I feel like
this is a game of like, I shouldn't just chase the ball at a time.
No, you shouldn't position it in everything.
Like, it's like football, like, you know what I mean?
Exactly.
Can you fucking stop?
Stop.
Why is everyone seeing drift? How do I drift?
Drift, see hold square to drift.
But your time might run out.
So if you hold R2 now and just drive forward and then move your analog stick really quick left
and then hold square as well, you drift.
Ohhhh, okay.
Ohhhh, bro, bro, actually, bro, dude.
You get it, you're with it.
Okay, I fuck it. I'll see you when she's back. I see where she's back right now
What I get it? Okay, wait, I'm gonna go and get my water man. Okay, because I hear you eating. I need to eat too
Okay, that's fine. Make no problem
Okay, I love y'all
Surprise that he's fucking productions. You won't get your fucking water and food post prick
Fucking production for a stream
These Americans are very different.
Mmm.
Just thought you all know.
I think my one could be the worst banger I've ever seen.
Chet, I'm not adding his face cap. I don't know how to and I don't need to.
Right. Exit's the main menu. Actually, I don't need to.
Oh!
If Milo Speaks next, he's racist.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my fucking God! He's done it again!
Oh, my God!
Come on, mate.
Oh, you guys want one?
Wait, how does, how does, Yo, so how does fruit go bad?
Wait, what?
Why, why do I come in and everybody's talking about your WG's?
How about a fucking LG's in the sand up in my mouth?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Alright, geez, let's go.
I'm not fucking playing no more.
Did I?
Watch.
I'm not playing.
Wow, that's a nice view.
normal or
So my question there is yeah, oh my god, you actually fuck yourself. I'm not kidding. Yeah, I can yeah
You miss it. Yeah, there we go nice well done mate
Nice keep going. Oh, I'm okay. All right, you'll get there
Yeah. Oh, lookie, mate.
Fucking bitch. It's right. Yeah.
Yes, you did. Oh, you missed.
Look at that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Did you suck? Yeah.
But I'm I'm not actually trying that much.
Oh, you got audio.
We are.
Well, mate, how have you not scored a weapon playing that?
No, it's off the wall around the corner.
Touch it down.
Mr. Ball obviously.
Oh my god no.
Oh my god no, no!
How do I, how do I Mr. Ball?
Like I don't understand.
What a time. Have you got ball come on?
Just what do I do with my shit?
It's like look how do you have boost for so fucking long?
Cause when you've got boost you're probably gonna fucking
I won't mention it.
When you're like you can jump, no it's not even.
Yeah bro, I swear you have to boost
like five minutes.
Yeah but it's because I don't just fucking constantly
use it. As soon as you use it you probably hold it until it's empty. Be smart with it.
Sometimes you just need to double flip forward rather than boosting forward and then you
save your boost.
I look like my fucking like that. I double flip she said a boost and chill the fuck out of
Oh, I see you get it
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
What are you doing?
Stop.
Oh.
Is it done?
No.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, my God.
That's a good move.
That was good.
Go on, Marlon.
Yes!
I had to put that in for you, but we're getting somewhere. That's the main thing now. I didn't
It's getting better. It's getting better. It's getting better. Can you come get any worse?
Mr. Ball again
You know I mean
So how do I not miss the boy
for kickoffs you need to hold out to and circle straight away and drive towards
the ball there you go now how does the ball land in your fucking it's just a
look for the draw who gets that first how do I miss the ball I don't fucking
because you've got you because the ball is bounced up and you've gone under it
Yeah, no shit. Yeah
Chaminat airs, I'm way better. No, you're fucking shit
You might have to do the tutorial how have you missed the fucking ball? Oh my fucking God
How the fuck have you just done that
that is my fucking teammate by the way the ball didn't fucking move and he's
messed it you useless fucking absolute knob jockey
I'll say it we're fucked.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
SOOZIE!
I'm sorry, SOOZIE!
I'm sorry, SOOZIE!
By the way, five gift in love legend.
Thank you very much, SOOZIE.
You see?
Oh
That is after the first round then fucking might be
Well nice and look at when you got the ball as well you want to double
Love that I fucking love that that's a lot about that's a lot about we're getting somewhere
I don't mind that you've actually done quite well to touch the ball
Such an easy shot by the way, we could concede double figures to be honest, are you well
done now you kick off went well?
Yo wait dude stay stay stay stay one second I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming one second
one second one second check yo switch the lights real quick, switch the lights real quick
I gotta go fucking celebrate with that bro one second you just sold out a shit oh fuck
What the fuck is he doing?
That house is fucking huge by the way
No generally we are fucked, we're so fucked
Are you back mate?
Are you back?
Dude, fuck my hands smell of fucking Alcar right now.
Fucking ass with these funny to spread Mima Champagne.
Oh fuck!
What the fuck?
Oh my god Marl, are you okay?
What the fuck?
Milan, Milan!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god, Milan, what's going on?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Milan?
Oh
Melon what the fuck is happening dude?
Merlot are you there?
Merlot are you okay Merlot?
Merlot what's happening dude?
You're not flying you're falling mate there's a fucking difference
Look at that, in anticipation, in anticipation, watch this, watch this check, watch this,
you've got a boost, boom, oh my god, oh my god, fuck off, fuck off you fucking prick.
Who the fuck are you talking to, you scruffy cunt?
You talking to me then or not?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I don't think so, I don't think so.
Nice, we're getting there.
I mean that was a pretty good one though, no?
It was a good one and again. Oh my.
It's all right. It's all right. It takes time.
Now I will say I am getting better though. I will say that.
Now. OK. All right.
So I have a problem.
Yeah, when I just want to fucking
I just want to fucking fuck.
Interesting.
Well, I'm not.
Yo, check how it is.
I'm not playing no tutorial. I don't want a tutorial, bro. I don't need a tutorial in fact
Nice didn't
You didn't stop early enough, then did you I don't know I don't give it you've missed the ball
Right, you know I play games over people
Let's do it. Let's do it. Come on. All right. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on down. Come on down.
Yo, stop calling me. Who is that?
And it's a main menu, Merlan. Let's get this Rocket League on the road, baby.
I'm going to switch it out on the Rocket League commentator as well.
Merlan, looking on the side against some snacks.
You'll be a little bit hungry, a little bit peckish before the big Rocket League tournament.
obviously what can you tell me a little bit about Merlin before the tournament
well you know Merlin he's obviously got a lot of allegations going against him
that he's racist homophobic and you know overall not a not not a nice person
but if we're talking about Merlin's rocket League of Burnability in his
second to none and that's if every fucker in the world was dead because he's
fucking AYOS he's absolutely terrible and I'm really excited to see how ginger
Merlan can come together in this racket league tournament a lot of people going up for a lot of annuals today
Second
Merlan be very sexually frustrated recently he's really coming out in his gameplay as you can see right now
Now, right, 2v2 is don't fucking let me down here mate.
Alright 2v2, here we go mate.
Come on.
Fuck, why am I so starving today?
Am I in a fucking period or something?
You might be, you know.
Yeah.
Alright, here we go.
Alright, drink.
Alright, drink.
Alright, cool.
I'll just start locking now.
I'm locking it.
Come on.
Come on.
Lock him.
Alright, I'm locking, I'm locking.
Alright, here we go.
Wait, is this 2v2 or what?
Yeah, 2v2.
We're on the same team now.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
You've hit the ball, that's a good start. Can he hit it again? No, he can't. It's all
right though, I'm there. It's all about teamwork, Merlon. So you've dived in a little bit there,
but you've dived in. And you've dived in though, haven't you Merlon? Look, you've gone diving
in, you've missed the ball and then they've scored. It's not all about touching the ball,
the ball positioning his key remember that oh my god nice that's alright you've
are you gonna it's okay listen you're gonna be fine I'm fucked with that I'm
dead thank you no time for the cow attack no it's time for the cow attack
angry change with an amazing counter attack goal I come from the side of the
pitch clears the ball defensively and it leaves a gap for the offense and the
score on the doors for angry ginger Murillo is one one I'm going for I'm
going for I'm going for I'm going for it nice nice inch nice inch both the
place missed the ball all good I'll get I'm here I'm here I'm here that's all
you that's all you that's all you know I'm waiting for it's patient it's patient
I get out mate. Switch a plate and then we tap it in.
Oh my god. Whoa! It is good to be back.
He's a fucking Danish. As you can see, angry James carrying the absolute ass of Merlion
right now. Fucking hell, what a goal that was. That's
that's a good you go nice so as you can practice as well on kickoffs yeah when
you're boosting also flip trekking you can click that many buttons at once or
you need more time
I was he that blew up nice Merlon yeah get that get that ginger I'm going I'm
going I'm going I'm going nice good all nice but you let me know when you go in
than you. Oh, dickhead. What a save. What a goal, Sarah. That's so hard. And what's
What size of the tournament is that? Is it 11? Well 11 for me. 11.30. 11.30 for me, I'm sure.
Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go, come on, come on.
Did you see how I flipped there and you weren't? You were just saying I'm flipping, but you didn't actually do it.
You didn't, that's a problem. You've said it, but you've not actually done it.
That's great defense by me. That's great defense by me.
Yeah, by you, yeah.
I'm going, just pass that ball down, pass that ball online.
Then you, you visit back towards our goal.
Going down there like you did it again.
No, I have not.
There you go.
Yeah, I'm going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice go on.
Saw me, saw me, saw me, saw me, saw me.
See this is where you could have nipped and got that boost there.
That was next year.
Ah, fuck!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Oh, no, I clicked, I clicked sitting on my mind.
Injust. Yeah, crazy.
Is that the mouse out there? Oh my God.
That deskies mess it. Fuckin' hard.
Gives me a fucking LCD attack.
You load a PM the tournament mate?
Yeah, I'm with you James.
My teammates nightingale get ready for this, you know that we're playing in about 15 minutes.
No we're not, that's right.
Is that too early?
What do you want something on Ryzen?
What's the more valuable you might like?
What do you want to like my life?
I'll put it on your level, I'll put it on your test line.
What the fuck is wrong with your dogs out for?
You're making me start a game.
Yeah, you did.
I know, I know.
Yo, James!
Yo, I'm so hungry, bro.
Why have you not ordered anything to eat yet?
I started stewing now.
I don't want my partner being hungry when he's playing.
I'm gonna go back to you real quick.
I
Had him to the 19 me
Sorry, I was just thanking myself. It's what you do when you're a streamer and you should try it
Are you definitely have me
Have you not
Let me see it. Let me see the gift in the chat real quick. Oh this guy, honestly
Hey, hey, hey Merlin. Oh my god, how was I with the 10 gifts?
God, I love you, Hamza. What do you want? What do you mean, Marlon? Like, like, like, who is that?
Well, where does, where does the name Marlon come from?
So, yeah, this guy, um, great, great actor. Marlon Brando.
My mom said, you know what?
What's on someone's stock?
Fucking stock.
She said here, have more than that's enough.
Said what, sorry?
What?
What did your mum say?
Listen, don't start talking while I'm out.
Don't start it.
No, I said what did she say?
Because normally every time I see her, she's got her mouth full.
I'm not talking to you.
Hello.
Yeah.
You don't fucking talk like that.
You understand?
I wasn't talking.
I wasn't talking to you, mom.
I was talking about the bitch.
It was.
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be teammates though, you know that right?
Teammate?
If you want to tag team, you're my own mum, I will do, but I'm not really into that sort
of mother son stuff.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
I fucking hate my teammate, I fucking hate my teammate, I don't care, I don't care.
I fucking hate my teammate.
Can you just call me teammate and call me dad please, thank you.
Yo, shut up, and then order my chicken kebab.
Or do you chicken kebab, mate? Where you getting it from?
Oh, it's a little restaurant called a serious restaurant.
Why the fuck you wouldn't know that you're in fucking UK?
Yeah, I know I'm the curious. I'm just interested.
I was just taking an interest in me son's hobbies.
No, no, no, no, no, fuck, I've ordered too long address. Fuck! Fuck you!
That was smart.
What address is it? What in England? I don't collect it.
No?
There's a amongst place.
No, nice.
That's why you yesterday.
Yeah, it is, yeah.
Nice.
I choose to fucking love you ladies.
Well, that's the difference.
You've got all the food when you see my mum.
I just eat your mum.
There's a big difference there.
I'm already full after my meal.
I've got to be honest, if you want to start going mum jokes, you're never going to win
me.
so
And by the time you think of one i've probably already slung it up her again so he's pointless
Good i'm glad she was
I wouldn't i wouldn't want us to not enjoy it. Yeah, i mean it's one of those ones as long as my mom's happy i'm happy
So you want me to absolutely go crazy?
If that's what she wants, stage one, the crash out.
What's that?
Tournament is still at the playing time of 3pm.
Okay, alright have us.
So um, James come on, let's get this over to them again.
Alright so I fought you harder in your shoes.
No I did, I just did.
Okay, sweet. Listen, I'm scratch right here quick hat trick. All right, if you score a hat trick
All right
Get us all right 100%
So if you don't score a hat trick, no, no, no, I get fifth. No, I
Thought that's what we were doing
Here we go, here we go.
Nice.
Yeah, but I did it on purpose because now look, I've got a boost.
I'm getting back and then we're good.
Oh, I think you've...
I think you've just got blown up there, Marlon.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mystery Rears, girl.
Go on, Callum, jump over me.
Oh my oh my oh my god
Thank God he missed. Oh my god, you're putting on fucking that
You need boost you need more boost my
What I say nice
Lucky I got it. Rebound. Look at that!
Wooo!
That's good. That's good for me my lord. I can't lie. That's good for you. That's good for you.
That's a good pass, no?
Well it wasn't a pass though was it? But yeah, I'll give it to you.
Oh wait, what a finish from you then.
Thank you. I've let it come to you man. I've just slide it slid it there on the side of me car you go you you go
Yeah, so when you're on kickoff and you're on the angle like that you want to kind of hit it with a party
You can't it's gonna send it towards the goal. Oh my fucking
My god what to save how
Nice Marlon you missed it. Get in the box Marlon. I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm here I'm ready I'm
ready I'm waiting for it I'm waiting for it James. Oh I'm lucky I'm lucky.
Oh fuck. Ah fuck. I might have put that in my own net I'll be honest.
Oh
Can you stop it? He just took my fucking golden clicker, bro
Oh
My life right now
Don't put it on it
Maybe not do on goal. Yeah, yeah, maybe not the wrong goal nice. I'd fucking love that American English
Maybe not do on goal
I am in defense, but you you're ball chasing that's one thing you shouldn't do in rocket league
What'd you do?
Well, you actually don't I'm not even kidding. You actually done. Are you actually done? Get out my face there
There we go to one score baby
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Do you think you can face on it?
Yes.
You're a grown ass man wearing a Marlin shirt.
Yes.
Why did you open that?
I'm not letting you have to.
You're fucking dumb.
What if that goes like a million?
It wasn't,
but it was so much.
I didn't even fucking wait where even were you here? You're facing the you were facing you in the halfway line
You were never gonna make that you when I say in the box you need to be like higher up man
You go you go I know to do when I
I don't know what to do with the ball like it's like super high up like you know what
I mean?
Yeah, the more you play it the easier it will come but there's these things in the game
called aerials it's when you jump and boost at the same time.
Nice change.
Nice change.
There you go.
Fall on baby, let's go.
All right, you know what I'm noticing?
I think I'm better at defense.
I think I'm way better at defense.
Yeah he could be.
Might be.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, okay you're going.
It's because I'm on the dyag there.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
So when I'm on the dyag and you're in the middle, I, I go and you stay.
I'm off.
Kill it.
What a fucking go, what a fucking go, how is that your go?
Stop watching the ball and collect the boost in the corner.
Wait, why is everyone fucking spamming that?
when the ball is not every single chance baby that yeah yeah because they're
fucking helping you mate they're putting it in an interesting way they are calling
you a sped right but but you they're not wrong when you're nowhere near the
ball just go and get a boost like for now you can go get a boost now and then
you come back to the ball you're not just said that after you got a boost as a
show oh my god oh I missed in the box man in the box there you go oh my
fucking god it's all right it's all right we're gonna get your goal we're gonna
get your goal oh fuck in the box again Marlon I'm going for it
James I'm ready I'm ready I've had to try and pass it to you that I've got a
fucking destroyed fucking oh fuck go on Walter give it a six
I
Well to be honest, I'd probably fucking say it was like it for you and then it makes you sound like you're better than you are
Why where the fuck you know that?
I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up.
Wait, so why, so why don't we collect the Orbits? Where do they do that?
Look, can they give you a boost?
Fucking hell, it's like fucking speaking to a fucking brick waller.
I mean, I'd get a fucking better reply out of fucking Stephen Wunder's blind, not death in my mind.
Boom! Fuck off, little prick, cunt.
Oh my god, Marlon we were 5-1 up, lock the fucking.
That's so cheap.
That's so cheap.
I'm not out of all you, that's all your fault.
I've scored five goals, you've done four goals.
Your ping is higher than your score.
Your ping is higher than your score.
You go.
Go for a ball.
You go.
Alright.
And flip.
There we go.
But how does he still manage to get the ball?
It's just luck.
Why am I fucking what the fuck are you hitting me for you hanging little fat cunt? Oh, that was me. You fucking missed it
You'll get on my fucking face you twat
Keep the ball there. My legs cause me. I'm cause trouble. I'll stay back and defend middle middle middle. Yeah, middle. Yeah, fucking but it is
I can't believe it. I cannot fucking believe it, Marlon. We were 5-1 up.
Oh my god. It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright. We can nick this at
the end we've got six seconds.
No, dude, please.
They can't score.
No, they can't, they're not going to score.
OK, overtime, here we go, come on.
You go, you go, you go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Marlon!
Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
Oh my god.
It's like they're taking a piss about me with this game.
Oh my god, please.
Oh my fucking god, I actually can't.
You are the most fucking idiotic,
stupid fucking dumbest fuck, absolute fucking cretin
in the world.
What the fuck have you even just tried?
You are a fucking absolute,
what can I say here without getting banned?
What can I say?
You are just a fucking idiot.
Do you go and I'll say I'll say whatever I'll say whatever you want me to say. I'm not live. All right
Yes, get it. Can you just basically imagine he's a fucking idiot and he's got no brain cells whatsoever
Can you just call him something please?
I said Barlin, Barlin, he's calling you an idiot in English terms.
What's that? Can you translate it to American, please?
Wait back!
Fucking back, Barlin!
Are we scouting up the teams?
Seeing how everyone's doing in sync or not?
Who's your partner, Sketch?
Mingo!
He's playing for R6, we're probably a first round exit, so we'll do against much scouting
as we can.
Probably, we'll probably be joining you mate.
Oh my fucking days bro, yo, Ted, is Ron fucking eating away now?
What's he eating behind us?
Sketch, by the way, are you aware that Jinx is?
I'll sketch his last night, mind.
You could have said goodbye.
You understand, James, you understand that I'm getting better.
I'm flogamated, I'm getting better.
You actually can't believe that you were wearing our clothes on stream.
We sent you these pants and the zipper.
May God protect you and fulfill your dreams, bro.
This means so much to us.
Love from Switzerland.
What the fuck have I just heard?
James, come on, hop in the fucking game, bitch.
a game you fucking moron are you are you left yeah you click on play for fucks sake
I've got so many game called calm to my uncle in hello oh no it's all I just quit
now oh my god just join you fuck well quit when you're in there quit when you're in
I'm gonna run US servers, yeah, but that's fine because I'm a lot of people are shit
Yeah, it's fine.
Where did you have that?
Get the fuck off.
Are you fucking serious?
That's it, fuck my nose!
Marlon is not quiet, and if you think he is, then you think you're on volume up, sorry.
I feel sick.
I actually feel fucking sick.
Stop! Stop! No! No!
Stop! Stop!
Almo, turn the problem away. Thank you, brother.
I'm gonna go for a piss while T fucking getting born.
James, how about a fucking game?
James!
If you don't answer in 3, 2, 1, I will fucking...
3, 2, 1...
He left.
Oh, he's taking a piss moment.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go. All right, play. Fuck it. Fuck it. Not the items on the plate here.
Let's go training. Come on. Training. Free play. Let me see it. Free play.
All right. Look, look, look. Okay, look. Three.
Did we order food? Yes, we did. Three, two, one. Bang. Boost. Okay.
Get the boost. Flip. Bang.
All right. Okay.
Now the problem is when the ball is looks, I'm going to go get this, right?
So say I don't got the bar now, anticipated, anticipated, bang, right there, anticipated,
back up, is it good? Get the boost, come here, bang. Now this will have a problem,
look, it's just bouncing all over the place. Now what I'll do, look.
It's like I need to like,
anticipated, anticipated, get the boost, anticipated, get the boost, bang, bang.
That's a good goal. I'm getting it now. I'm getting a hang of it. No, I don't need tutorial.
I don't need tutorial. I already know how to play the game. Look, see how I'm passing
right there. Boom. Pass it. Anticipate it. Get a boost. Get a boost. Get a boost. Get
a boost. Get a boost. Get a boost. That's what I'm seeing. Like, what am I supposed to
doing the ball is like that high I can't get that high I like I literally cannot get that high
like right now look right now okay that was a bad and then speed boost speed boost flip bang
the toy will teach you what is slow enough
are you training
Yeah, I'm ready to play. I think it's a similar level to you. Yes. Right. And I'm
I think it's a similar level to you.
Yes.
Right.
Let me just, you might remember from the side plus shoot.
Do you know J.K.?
I fucking, I almost said I know J.K., right?
Okay, good.
Fucking, I'll say you don't, I'll be honest.
You don't think I could beat J.K.?
I think, I'll, basically, no, it's gonna be fucking close.
What? That is a suspect?
Yeah, it's in the present, but it should yours yet.
That's a really suspect one.
Yeah, you're okay. Yeah, I'm good. Thanks, mate. What it is, is, um, no, you're not
playing, mate. Because you've not gifted five and that was the deal, mate, right? But what
I can do, Jacob, is I want you to play against Marlon so I can understand what's really going
on it and if he's worse than you I'm gonna forfeit the tournament. What? I'm joking,
I'm gonna forfeit if you shit. So if I give five now can I still be first reserve, can
I come down to the stadium? Yo can you tell Jiki to even get in this fucking position
of the game and 1v1 me he needs to give 20 gifted. Oh wow, Marlon said to even get in
the position of the game and one V1 him you've got to give me 20
his words are you need to yep and if I was to say Marlon oh my god you can
hear you Jake Marlon said you're a fat little piece of shit
And he said that he's gonna fucking bum you and your mum
And he's gonna make your dad watching the corner as well as he's handcuffed and can't move
And he's gonna do it with me as well apparently
Yeah, I wanted to one-view on him I'm gonna invite you to the lobby
I've invited you and I'll stop I'll stop a car with us all as well
Session of it
Right, let's have a separate calling on my own
Yeah, I'm taking to call he's not in this group. He's not in the tournament
Yes
You need to add me on third discord. Do you know how to do that?
No, you don't you run the same group I sent your request
So you need to go to from request and accept it
You know, yeah, I do is I've had it I've had it I've had a rough day today. That's what it is
Go on Trent, to the private mate, Lara 2019 love.
Nice.
It's your set for the assessment, thank you so much, bro.
You need to produce your mind, you don't need to accept a firm request on Discord.
I've already done it.
Okay.
Let's squishy teach you, I guess Squishy's going to teach the opponent, I guess.
Right, I'm going to ring you down and keep Discord open and another call is going to
Please stop saying look at jakey stream. I've got it on please stop saying it
Hello, there you go
Go on check it you in there. Yeah
Yes, my alarm
No, that's not my voice. Hello, my you're okay, baby
No, I'm not fucking okay, mate fucking my mom in it. I've not spoke about your mom
Why do you sound like you're gonna fucking microwave?
I'm not I'm in your bedroom
That's what he thinks. She ain't in bed mate. Yeah, well Marlon you're about to be punished.
They're both quiet. How? Okay,
I'm ready. Yo, Jacob, are you
are you good at this game or
no? There you go. I am
unbelievable at any game I
touch. I'm incredibly good at
me and that's Ginge. He's
fucking wonk at everything.
I'm not right. I'm not
the type of guy that had not a single singular athletic bone in your body.
I've got to say, Marlon, you could not have hit that anymore on a nail on the head.
No, I do. No, wait.
Wait, that's true, right?
That is 100% true. Have you seen him try to play football?
No.
Oh, my God.
I was in the gym in such a...
Marlon, I said to him, open the gates for a warm-up.
Broce died opening the gates of his arm, sinking it as an actual gate.
No, he didn't.
Yes, he did.
Why I am peak I am peak male performance
If he's fucking peak where fucks for me the whole opposite even the game Alan
It's what I mean, bro. Oh, oh, wait reverse Jake. Can you fucking join the team mate? Yeah, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. I
Invented the shoulder roll
Brother, what are you talking about? That's literally my mom. No, it's not. I invented it. You copied me
Oh really? Yeah. So how much fucking views did you get there? Yeah let's talk about it. Let's fucking talk about it. Yeah?
Yeah, let's do it. Marlon why have you left the game you fucking tangfastic fucking acoustic face fucking moron.
My video was on Facebook so you probably haven't seen it. Jake you leave the game because we're dealing with a fucking blood.
I'm getting angry already.
Man I'm not here to wear mate.
I'm first reserve mate.
I'm first reserve so if you fuck up here, I'm coming in.
You do know that don't you?
Jackie, no one would ever sub you.
No one would ever sub you.
Not a low game, not a real football game.
You start.
Honestly, you should have seen it.
Me and JQ attacked him in this bird.
I said, do you want me to sub him in?
And she looked at me and went, nah, I thought that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's still on the bench.
Yeah, well, I prefer watching anyway.
Yeah, we know.
He's fucking on me.
Marlon, put the blue team, there we go, call off that.
Yeah, first one, we won.
Come on.
If you want to teach me, I can't run out of soon.
It's Sweden versus England.
Marlon coming in being very racist,
and Jakey takes an early lead.
Yes!
Come on!
You ain't got an athletic boat in your body.
I don't peak male experience!
Experience? That's not the word you're going for there, is it?
Yeah, good English mate. Great English mate, yeah.
That's not the word you're going for there.
Agents, I'll make you proud, I'll make you proud.
Thank you mate, because I'm actually, you're my partner and I really want you to win.
I'll make you fucking proud.
I really want you to win, mate.
That's yourselves!
I missed the ball.
Oh my god, Marlon's sorted the fuck out.
I can't believe I'm playing with someone who's worse than J.K.
I might call it here.
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think.
Jack, I think, I think, I think.
Yo, yo, Marlon, play with your hands now, buddy.
Yes, why didn't you pick the mum?
Oh my god.
No one gives him a mum over than my dad.
Well, I feel like I want to once oh my god. Oh my god. This is where my long you need to go and get these boots
Look on look how slow you drive look on slow you driving
You three no down in 30 seconds to a fucking Jakey Davis. Oh my god. I'm on my god. You're about before
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Yo, see me.
I can start now.
This, this, this, no.
This, this, this, no.
Jesus, I think you can start.
I'm first reserved.
So.
Hey.
Yo, why am I flipping over the place?
I don't want to fucking flip anymore.
Can you just stop flipping?
Double click jump
Marlon, I'm spying your emo right now
I'm spying your emo
Fuck off, yeah?
Oh, Marlon
Oh, Marlon
Oh my god
Come on!
Six-oh, six-oh
6-0.
I think he's broke his pad.
I thought he's bad with poking already.
Oh, sorry, I thought I got nose.
Oh, no.
You're trash, kid.
Oh, no.
Oh, my fucking god.
RIDDLE!
Oh, no, fuck.
I don't even know what the ball is saying.
In a bit, mate.
In a bit, mate.
In a bit, mate.
Just gonna fully piss me off.
You fucking scruffy cunt!
Come on!
Oh my God!
Are you guys?
My London!
And you fucking think he has a rocket league as well?
Mark!
What the fuck?
You fucking sniff my phone?
What the fuck am I even?
What the fuck is going on here?
Because someone needs to have a look!
Because I'm understanding!
Why can I hear fucking cabs and trucks do he does is proper American that in it please
He's my alum.
Why are you?
No, stop.
Stop, stop.
That's him.
Oh, I got pissed off.
That pissed me off so fucking bad.
I'm going to put me ball in your neck.
Hey, Sin.
God, oh my god.
Come on.
God.
Eight-nil down on your big day out.
Eight-nil down on your big day out.
Come on.
I actually am fucking bewildered, gobsmacked, and you are fucking arse.
You're not even on the pitch, Marlon, what the f-
Oh my god.
Alright, let me just spectate Marlon so I can help him.
Ella, you know what a guy who calls fit on six.
He's like I'm just fucking beating.
Who's fit now?
Is that your girlfriend?
Is that your fucking girlfriend, huh?
Is that him here?
Is that someone from the background?
It is, it is.
Leave her alone.
Oh my God, Marlon.
We scored a goal!
We scored a goal!
We scored a goal!
We've got it go. We've got it go. We've got it go. We've got it go. We've got it go.
Now I just pissed Papa Smurf off. What? I'm coming back. I don't get it. Watch this.
Watch this. Watch this. It's only 8-1. It's only 8-1. Oh, shit. What's you be? It's only 8-1.
BAM!
Mala, go and see Mala, and go for the fucking boosts.
There you go, now there.
Then you can score.
Yeah, but he isn't going to in that amount of time.
Oh, fuck it.
What the fuck?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Oh my god.
I'm about to fucking put my dick in my peanut butter.
I don't even care.
Nah, it fucking pissed me off to be that peanut butter.
me I think you better have to put your controller down yeah yeah that's funny that's funny that's funny to you that's funny funny yeah
this wow that was epic me this is fucking this is tough to watch this
honestly I honestly I think Ellie versus Marlon it'd be a close game
Ellie do you want to play Marlon I get her okey league yeah my girlfriend
beach mate she's got no thumbs really that she does have thumbs but she
may as well have no I fucking know what she does is she's a nurse I'm gonna show you
what does that mean what she's a nurse saying that people with no thumbs can't
be nurses what the fuck I mean I think there's a very good move very unique
It's a big target.
That's a good move.
That's the boast.
Fucking hell, stupid bitch.
Stupid prick.
So you think that hurts me when it just makes me.
Marlon, what I've noticed is you're flicking your analog stick rather than just straightforward.
You're flicking it to the side, Marlon.
You've been mauled by the JK, mauled by the JK
I actually can't believe what I'm hearing
This is not a fucking pissing off
This is not a fucking- I'm about to smash my time, I'm not kidding
You're 10-1 down
Shut the fuck up, Jitch
Shut the fuck up, huh?
Maybe you're sucking on the fucking sticks
And teaching me how to play the game
Instead of fucking keep talking
Talking, talking, talking
Is that all you fucking good for, you little prick?
Marlon, if I see a fucking cat missing three legs and bleeding out on the side of the road,
I'm putting out its misery.
That's what you are at this minute in time.
You're a one-legged cat bleeding out.
You know, I-
No, it doesn't.
What it means is, you at Rocket League, it's like putting a fucking plaster on a shark bite.
It will bleed and it will bleed and it will fucking die.
A very slow and painful death.
I
Can't believe it
No, it's a way you think that as well. I can't believe you know, it's my chest in say IKEA
What the fuck you mean?
Just Sweden. Why do we see IKEA? Oh my god, you'll know his girlfriend really well. Just realize you're Sweden
So in England we call
No, man stop
I'm sorry. Wait, I just got my moon back up.
No.
I don't know. Thank you.
They should go for Swedish.
No, she's not Swedish.
She's Swedish?
No, she's not.
No, she's not.
She's not Swedish, but everyone calls her IKEA for some reason.
No, no one calls her IKEA.
Why'd you do that?
Come on, you're making me really angry.
I'm off.
Yeah, I'm off.
Yeah, I'm off.
She'll come off.
She's not Swedish.
Why?
Wait, why?
Why don't you put on the microphone for a second?
She's not Swedish.
Come on
See that why you're blushing oh my gosh, she's gonna ball it if she balls it means she fancies him
They're not store
What your face mask on they can't see you right now
Oh, she's taking her face mask off for them in a taking a face mask on she's good for you, my love
She's getting ready on why why taking
Why take why taking my face mask off in love it makes
It's good for my love. There's nothing wrong with that
What's the name again, James Ikea that's not a name, bro
That's perfect. Oh, sweetest thing. You know Ikea is
What's your name?
Her name is Ellen?
No, it's nice.
Well, her name's Ikea Ellen.
Ikea, yeah.
What's your name?
Ikea Ellen.
Okay, nice.
Jake, are you really, are you really James?
Are you?
Yeah, that's me, mate.
All right, cool.
What, be a big face, boss?
Marlon, just know my face is clenched.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'll lose my head and shit.
Marlon, if you need me to wingmang you, Marlon.
Just start coughing.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Oh, Jakey, I'm Jakey.
I'm not gonna make a lie.
Jakey, I'm just gonna have a little conversation.
Obviously, I'll go.
Just take it easy.
Promise.
You might want to get the fucking mop out, Jakey.
Because even I don't know how to get wet.
Who's that?
Put that on now.
Hey!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Paulie you're Paulie. What is that? I'm sick. Oh, you all hear from your voice
And uh, Jake you begin like you need to do what do you need Jake? I did ask for a drink and Jake didn't make me one
Oh, Jackie and Jackie. Are you sure?
Are you serious? I'm on shift, man
You know I care I would
If Jakey allows me to, of course, be respectful there,
I'll end the game right now, and I'll order you some tea, whatever you need.
Oh, that's so kind.
What did he say?
He said he'd get me some tea.
Did he?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, he won't.
Because he's in a different country.
Well, I'm not sure if Jakey knows this, but I can order food through an app,
So it will get to your address.
Maybe if you just want to send your address to me,
and I'll door down.
Like, you know, I'll get that.
I appreciate the offer, but I can't be OK.
Thank you, but I appreciate it.
OK, no problem.
Yeah, man, because I'm the alpha.
Woo-hoo!
You're really 60.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
So I, you know, um, so he doesn't
Does he make you sick? Like be honest.
Yeah.
Wash.
You know, I would do the complete opposite.
I would make you feel healthy. I would make you feel good.
Like I would, you know what I mean? I would never, I would never make you feel sick ever in your life.
That's still kind. You know, no one's ever been this nice to me before.
Yeah, I mean, that's just, yeah, that's kind of what I do.
So what, um, can I ask you a question?
Why, so why, why, why does everybody call you IKEA? Like is that, like, what's that for?
Can I ask you that?
Erm...
Right, I'll have a water now.
I'll have Papa Smith deal with this.
What did you say?
What did he say?
Why do they call me IKEA?
Why do they call you IKEA?
Why did your eyes go down, Dickens?
Fucking cracking top shelf.
So, Max...
You're gonna say that?
Tell what it is, is it?
No, you can't see that bro!
I'm saying though, Ikea, they've got top shelves!
Oh my god!
Oh man, he's not laughing!
Oh my God.
Oh, geez.
Wow. Wow.
My lawn, you fucking idiot.
You should have, you should have, you had a perfect chance to ask if you liked Swedish meatballs.
Oh my God.
What's that?
Maybe they can serve them the top self, Jakey. I'm not right.
Not a bad...
Jakey, just another quick question.
Another quick question, why do you keep referring to yourself as Papa Smith?
It's my street name.
What is that? Is that your street name in the parks and the schools that you keep going to?
I suggest you stop disrepairing now, church.
Oh my god, Jakey mate, fucking little prick, you little shit cock.
Nah bro, you're saying this bro, you're saying this, yeah, but Jakey if you're in front of
me right now, yeah, I'm throwing hands like all my shoulders and my head and stuff, like
violently so.
Oh my god.
Fuck my life.
It was a lovely call to him. I appreciate her coming on for sure.
Like make sure you, you know, make sure you know.
Yeah. She knows that. I appreciate the call.
You know, Ken, he's not fucking 16, okay?
Shut the fuck up. Oh my God, yeah, we forgot to tell you.
Yeah, she is. J.K. 17.
Oh, she's back on the mic. Look at that. She can't stay away, can she?
HAHAHAHAHA
Ella, stop talking
HAHAHA
She's not a leximate
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
I will make you a train cry now but it's in a minute
My lungs are suspecting my home
And I will not have it
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
Stop talking HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
I thought I had a fucking quit with it, I gave him his L5.
Oh my god!
Oh!
What was that sorry?
I'm first, like first reserved, so...
Hey James, James, we gotta give him a fucking two minutes mate.
Two minutes? Oh, Jakey, you're gonna have to do some extra laps.
Come on!
Yeah, you have to do some actual laps I think Jake I don't think you're gonna get a run out today
Well, you don't know yet cuz like you might you might actually like dislocate a thumb
Yeah
Yeah, maybe maybe
I
Can't do it check it does this I don't know why you what put your fucking webcam on my thing
Put your fucking webcam on my
Boy
Full screen, yeah, but my point is I didn't look like that so it's like how have I scored I'm not even
The basically what you do is you put the link of the website in that
But then I have no control over that screen that you're seeing
Well, I actually died my that isn't my screen, so I can't I can't mute it. I can't click accept and all that shit
Get a production manager. Are you fucking?
me I weren't fucking
She's the king in a relationship someone say king
Who doesn't wow wow so we're discriminating women now just wow are we fucking I told you
No, no, I told you he loves JK Rowling this one he loves it loves us, sir
Yeah, I heard it.
Right, you guys have a good run out there.
I'll be watching from the bench.
If anyone pulls anything, I'll, like, you know...
Okay, Jakey. Love you, Jakey.
No worries, mate. Cheers, Jake.
Love you, love you, Ginch.
Love you, mate.
Right, let's quit this game so we can get ready here, then.
Right, let's get back in the other corner, Marlon.
Oh, sorry, sorry, I was muted. Love you, too, mate.
Okay.
Just call me when you need me, okay?
Well do mate, well do, thank you.
All right.
Oh, there you go.
You drew fuck off, mate.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You need to calm down you need to chill
Your phone is vibrating it's x it's x dad go dad go yeah have eyes great fuck the
Oh
Anyways, what was your favorite part of the marches really is his meditation because you said you read so
It seemed like I remember seeing this one thing where he got back stabbed. He got back stab
You're thinking of Julius Caesar. No, no, no, no, no, no Julius Caesar. It's powerful because it brings a
No, no, no, no, no.
No, Joe, it's powerful because it turns big stoic ideas into brutally honest practical
self-advice, you know what I'm saying?
About controlling your reactions, accepting that you can't change and living your purpose.
Are you leading, like, an AI fucking, uh, like, uh, summary of the book?
Yo, Yugi, I'm gonna ask for the 30th time, where is Arki?
Okay, Yugi, what do you mean?
Yugi, when are you gonna...
Oh, no, no, no!
I'm done holding on!
We're six minutes off time!
Where is Arki, hoppers!
I have died!
I had 10 chat hoppers literally call me a
I've had 10 chat hoppers call me a hood rat and then I'm annoying
Do you think I'm okay?
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Okay, he's like his voice is slowly getting quieter and quieter. Okay
Sorry if anyone insulted you, but we got no no tight schedule
No, we shouldn't be on a tight schedule, but Rod and Martin have a flight.
So we're on a tight schedule.
He's flying right now.
Where are we?
I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know.
It's the first day.
Alright, guys, check the Twitter group chat.
I'm going to send you a picture of the private name and the password.
Alright?
Yeah, no worries.
We're on Twitter, we're on Discord, right?
We're not on Discord.
Yeah, we're on Discord.
We're on fucking Lincoln!
Because someone's got to Lincoln!
Just go to Twitter!
Go to Twitter!
We want this god I wise we want this god I wise
Okay, perfect. All right, you can see do we need any extras or are we are we good to go? Oh
God as my witness keep them on standby. I don't know. Okay, I don't know what's happening.
All right. All right. All right. I'm going to send it in Twitter. I'm going to send it in Twitter.
The name. Are we playing right now? Are we playing right now? Yes, right now. We're the first game.
First game.
Is it bastard free? Yes.
are you are you are right well I need my long to join discord I need my long to
join discord
I see pot up what you ever 17 thank you very much mate Merlon where's Merlon
more alarms gotta join discord I'm gonna ask you see and PBM on here and Ludwig
is missing as well so you could just get rid of both of them teams and then put
us through excuse me
He...
It says that...
Try again, try again, try again, try again, try again, try again.
It says that I'm not allowed.
No, no, no, no, no. Try again, try again.
She's wondering, do we have a whereabouts on Ludwig?
He's going to be the last one to play. He already told me a week in advance.
He has to play last. Which is why we have to keep the bracket intact.
We have to go in order.
Okay, okay, so we're not all playing at the same time
No, I'm with it. Okay. I'm with it. Nice. Okay, I get it. I get it
Why are we not all playing at the same time Yugi Yugi? Why are you not in the lobby? Why are you not?
I am I'm actually in the lobby with Joe Bart
I'm with it now I'm with it so we watch each other's game. I'm now with it
Okay, come on. So we're an hour no man go love you too mate give charge your tool kit
I'm go live on your tool kit from now on and he can do is that we can do can go. Okay. Well, I speak to Chaz about
Right where is this
It should be five hours long I rocket league in five minutes mate
little fever bro brother I don't okay you know what I'm doing I'm a fever
G I'm a pig we're supposed to be in separate calls
y'all gotta hop out you gotta talk about strategies
oh our luggage is gonna take oh 10 minutes I got a doorknob I don't
work do I go grab it yes bro it's one of your life yes you're not playing right now
I
So funny
Well, yeah, let me text 16 individual people on iMessage or I can put it all in a
Good luck. Good luck. Archie join the game. Join the game. I fucking love this. I absolutely love it.
Join the game. Join the game. Yo, that Twitter chat has sacred info.
Okay, it's just me and you, right Joe? All right, Joe. Listen.
We are the- Hey, yeah, chat. Quarter's all, quarter's all. What the fuck all? I don't care.
It's fighting it up. I hate when people aren't all the time.
How are five people late? How's extra sleep?
By the way, we have bigger fish to fry.
even if we win this I got to wake up xqc
yeah that might be cool but you ain't fucking playing at the minute
I can't believe you potentially could I fix it hey hey Marlon hey listen I heard
was pretty mad at me. Um yeah.
So, you've got a flight in two
hours, don't you? Yeah, it's
my yeah. She said, you didn't
tell me that, did you?
Listen, James, can we just, can
we just hop into the James
public? What do you do? How do
you do that? Hey, Marlon, Marlon,
if you just keep raise baiting
him, he's going to fucking
lose it. So, go for it. Yeah,
wait. How do you do that? How
do you do that? Start streaming
What?
Why you want to do it in a different one?
I want to do it in this one real quick.
Why do you need to know how to do it in a different bag?
Here we go.
He's in.
He's in.
Nice.
Yay.
Yo, good job.
Jinx, what's up, brother?
Yo, Marta, what's up, dude?
How you doing, brother?
Good, good, good, good, good.
So what's the deal that I heard you were looking at?
Yeah, don't, don't, don't bottle it now, G.
So you were just slacking off Marlon.
Go on, fucking say it again, you shit bald prick.
Go on, you fucking egghead.
Go on, fucking say it.
Go on, say it.
First off, I wasn't slagging off anybody.
Myrtle, you have a flight in two hours, right?
Uh, what was that?
Myrtle, what time do you have to exit your set up
and end your stream?
What time?
What time do I have to exit my set up?
Ooh, good question there.
Yeah, I perfectly framed the question. See that so I would probably say um yeah, I mean around two hours maybe
Okay, that's perfect. So all right. We're good. I'm trying chat. What is voice mode?
I think I got it now. I think it's like I think that's maybe like an hour an hour 30 minutes something like that
It should be fine, right?
You have to leave in an hour and 30 minutes. No
I have to leave in between I think 30 and an hour so
Oh
Jinx, maybe uh, Jinx, maybe honestly it's being fully chest pain. Maybe cancel this fucking just fucking yeah
Also, can I just say something Jinx you said it was starting at 11. He's now quarter past with 14 minutes
And you've not even started yet. Can you can you fucking speed up a bit me?
Joe, how do you feel that Jinx is your partner, mate?
I mean I was pretty confident but now he seems pretty stressed out so I think that's probably
going to be an issue.
Yeah, to be honest I think-
About how XQC's asleep, which is the next game after this.
Oh is XQC on next?
Yes.
Right, so I think you need to wake up XQC, don't you?
Yo, Jinx.
Yo, Jinx.
A piece on mutual mic?
Yeah, no, Jinx.
No, Jiggs is not here at the minute, Marlon, mate.
Jiggs?
He's not here at the minute, Marlon.
No, OK, nice.
This is what happens when you don't manage your own streams.
Are you in the lobby yet, Joe?
I've been waiting in the lobby since it was created.
Wow.
Currently in the lobby.
OK.
I'm just going to say.
We've all been on time.
We've all been on time.
Yeah, yeah, we're all on time, yeah.
So question you.
Is there anything I need to do to join something certain on Rocket League or is this like, is this all I have to do here?
No, just stay in my lobby and I'll fix it. I'll do it.
And I'm with you already, right?
Yes.
It's all good.
Yes.
Now what you probably want to do is join our call and then leave Jo and Jinxie to play each other now.
Well, not play each other, but...
One second, one second, one second. I can make sure that...
Jo, just like curiosity, where are you from, Jo?
New Jersey.
So would you class this... is that in America, yeah?
Yeah.
You don't...
Have you got a stream production manager, or do you manage your own stream?
What do you mean by stream production manager like somebody that changes my scenes and everything yeah
Yeah, no, I know it's either way so that Marlon is fucking clueless lazy and a fucking pleb
And he's got a production manager, and he was just flexing on us before so I was just curious if it was like an American thing
No, you did wait Marlon you have a guy right now. That's like changing your scenes
Yep, yep, exactly, man, well done, I love you.
Oh yeah, paid pretty good,
paid pretty good little salary.
But what does he do?
Everything, he's everything to me.
He's everything to me.
He's changing scenes.
He put a face on screen.
He is muting, not muting.
He's putting that face on screen.
Basically what he's doing, Joey's what, is yeah.
Yeah, what he's doing, Joey, is just what we do,
but with our right hand and mouse.
It's just, yeah, I just.
Or a stream deck, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's funny, that's fucking funny, huh?
Yeah. Is that funny?
No, it just shows that you're doing really well, Marlon, and I'd like to say a massive congratulations
And I'd also like to say I'd like to apologize
For saying you're American because you're obviously not American. You're actually
Swedish
Yes, yes, Swedish
That's racist that is fucking
Wow Joe can I apologize on behalf of Marlon there because that was incredibly racist in out of pocket
Marlins a smartly stream manager we get a mute on
Fucking love that Joe wait, okay
No
He just left again wait Marlon Marlon Marlon stream manager. You need to let Marlon know that Jax you lost the ball
Yeah
And
Malon's production manager, can you just please remind my mom that his mom is one big fat slack. Thank you
get out of the room. Oh, sorry, darling. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You can
bring it in or bring it in. No, that was, that was a bit of a sign.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Jynx, you need to join us. Call back so we can rebate him more. That's too easy.
Do you need to remind him we're actually 20 minutes late now and he still needs to wake up
I don't understand how Arkey's not in the game though.
Yeah, I would have thought Arkey'd be quite switched on there.
Arkey's like the team down if I'm honest.
Yo, so wait, so Arkey and XCC's not here?
No, Arkey is.
Oh, here we go.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Hey, James.
Hey, James Spock, honestly, cancel that.
I don't care.
I don't care.
We're about to start right now.
Yo, we need you guys to hop out of our car.
Yeah, we're gonna.
We're gonna we just need to get my lungs production manager to do it for my lawn. Yeah
Right, let's go
Right come on do you see
We want Genzi to win it's giving me an okay spike
Excuse me
How the fuck did that game crash
You just did what with your hands?
Oh, fuck.
Who's in your mommy?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Fuck off.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Then we'll be able to join.
Come on now.
Yeah, but I think it's kind of weird right there.
That's why I remember that.
Fuck that password anyway.
We're leaving.
We're leaving.
Yeah, you're live.
Yeah, let's have communication.
Oh, and your league is getting nice.
Wait, I need to do anything, right?
No, you know, it's anything mate. Oh, you could just join that call again and just like drinks, you know, he leaps it if you want
No, no, he leaps it
Yeah
Oh my God, what are you wearing?
Hahaha
Watch this, watch this
Watch this, hold on
Jinxie and Joey are in here right now
Jinxie made the
the customer one on one
instead of a two on two
Jinxie, I don't think you can hear me right now
Well, I'm pretty sure you need to go. So cheers mate. Yeah, Jinx it. We're also it's a 2v2 tournament
So you need to set up for 2v2 Jinx it
But obviously it's your tournament as well
So I'd expect you to know that mate and we're actually with 21 minutes behind schedule and we're all on a tight schedule
You know, I'm gonna be in England in two months, right? Oh, are you actually?
Is that is that a threat because I think
But the fucking looks of things mate. Yeah, nice. That's cold. That's cold
Did he just fucking leap?
No!
Did he just fucking leap?
No!
No!
Jinks!
Jinksy, what are you coming over for?
What are you coming over for, Jinks?
You ready, Joe?
I'm not for the match.
It's not for the match.
What match?
No! Oh my god!
It's not for the match.
No, it's not for the match.
It's not for-
Oh.
Joe, you're ready?
Joe, you ready?
Me.
Joe, joy, joy, joy, joy.
Go!
Jim C.G.C., with 20 minutes past schedule.
Can you get going, please?
I'm going to the game.
OK, OK, OK.
OK.
OK.
Marlon, leave.
Marlon, leave.
Marlon, leave.
You've got to get a death of Devanette.
Ah!
OK.
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Leave the Italy.
Ah!
Ha!
Ha!
All right.
I'm lost.
OK.
He's son of a b**ch, he's leaked it, people are selling bad and he's gonna get a flesh rounder.
Hehehehe
Oh, for f**king sake.
Yeah, he's...
He's just playing a meatball show.
Oh.
Fucks sake.
Come on, you got extra?
Yeah, grab it.
What's that one?
There's another one, grab it.
No. How much cow's protein?
I don't know.
I had a bag of chips.
Sort of, mate.
Oh my god, Lacey.
Lacey, come here.
Oh my god, what the save?
It's good for yourself.
What is this?
Oh.
She's up.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I
Mean my love again
What the fuck
So much I said, that's so hot you're being like
Yo, you're a bane and bro like a ragged.
Nice fashion, is that it?
I'm going to be mad at you, so much time, so much time.
Oh my god, one more.
Come on, come on, y'all must be at work.
Yeah.
They're going, wait, Jixi, they're doing what you're doing,
and they're just going for a dabble on me every time in the night.
You're still hungry, Mark?
You want me to get a look at some more ice cream?
Yeah, you can't speak.
Got it.
No, don't you be a pussy.
No, no, no, no.
All right, all right, all right, all right, let me see y'all.
All right.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
What's Spike doing?
Spike's just getting comfy mate.
Let's go see the party ceiling beds.
I'm just looking at this thing.
Lacey got offered from kick.
It's a new mental.
From state, quite honestly.
He saved it.
He's blocking.
He's playing goal.
They're actually not bad.
Okay.
I thought they were going to be.
He's just going to fucking hit me every time.
Oh my gosh.
Let it out for them.
I see all okay.
Really good, really good.
What do you want?
What do you want?
I have nervous, I have nervous.
It's actually fucked.
Kick is better than Swatch, you're so far off it if you think that's true.
You couldn't be fucking far away from it.
No! No!
We gotta get back! We gotta get back!
We gotta get back!
I'm in stereo, we gotta get back!
Oh my lord.
It's massive three, calm down.
It's massive three, calm down.
Reasoned, Swatch has got the biggest streamers in the world of it.
Hennessey guy watching right here with 100,000 views.
Not bought it.
Oh, money-wise, with the penalty contractors, I mean, to be fair, I understand what they
are fucking.
They offer, oh, there's so many things to it, it's crazy.
Yeah, it's best of free, it's best of free, oh my god.
Oh, oh my god, I want my Kachow.
I want that kachow
You okay my
Yeah, they're playing. Yeah, but there's one game at a time. Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I'm back to think so. I don't know
Okay, I just I'm watching the game right now. Okay. Wait, this is Jinxie versus who? Jinxie versus
Archey and
I
Three one down at the minute. I mean guys, I think
Jinxie is gonna set the whole thing up. He's chose to have Joe
You have to wake up. That's QC. I need you to get first round. It's
Yeah, so wait if you lose you out, correct
Oh, yeah, he's passed the three. So if you win two you fuck. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah. So if you win, we got that in the back. Come on up. I hope so. Oh, it's Orky and Yu-Gi. Yeah. Yeah.
What do you think is winning this?
Here we go. Oh, good save. Wow.
Well, get down. Oh my God, Jim, he's fucking loose. Yeah, he's free one down, mate, in
the first game. Oh my God, he might go out the first round. Are you fucking death? I've
just fucking said that, you thick cunt. There's fucking guy, honestly. He's fucking, honestly,
so lucky he's good looking because I'd be fucked if he wasn't not a fucking
brain cell in sight wait wait dude I think I'm the lead
wow you fucking funny this fucking lost oh my god yeah there's another game
they've got two games yeah but if they lose that it's over yeah 100% yeah yes
I
Play confident he says
Because he jumps and boosts yeah, but that is no point in getting high you can't get low mate
One no down in 20 seconds. Oh my fucking god. Yeah, it might be over
I think it is over. I'm honest
Yeah, he's fucking shit. It depends because you're really bad, but he's better than you, but he's also shit
Is he better than me now
right now man
Is he plotting now yet
Well, he's locked in yeah, he's well locked in
All right, I got it. Oh say by you. You say by you. Oh wow. We say
Oh my god. Oh no. Oh my god. It's in one one one one
Oh wow wow
There's not any more.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he's in from kick-off.
Oh my god.
Yeah, obviously Joe's gonna carry though, that's his job.
That's why everyone's with someone decent and someone shit.
Yeah.
That's why I'm on my helmet, because Marlon's going to carry me.
Fuck off, fuck off, James.
What? I said you're going to carry me?
We always did have a guy that, period.
That's a good shot to be fair.
I'm not going to kill that.
Nice throw!
Oh my god.
Well, I got the second...
Rebounds!
Oh my god!
Oh, he's missed it, he's missed it!
No!
Oh, what a save!
Oh, what a save!
Yeah, I cleared it.
Beautiful defense, Sheld.
I'm on this, I'm on this.
Clicked him.
Oh my god, what a save.
I'm doubling you again, I'm doubling you again.
I miss you. Oh my gosh free one. Oh my god. Oh wow Wow, but he's getting fucking
Hard carry by Joe
let's see what's in the fingers that they're doing really well. Communicating. My Lord.
My Lord. I think one need to stay back, one need to go on.
Um, I mean, yes, in a way, but you staying back is basically no one back.
I appreciate that. I'm just being honest, mate.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. I'm back.
I'm in there, I'm in there.
I want to restore it.
Yo, I need Jinx out to tournament.
Why do you want Jinx out?
Just kidding, he's an old easy dad.
Yeah, far enough.
So, you're quite fortunate,
because you're obviously going to make your flight
no matter what, because we're fucked.
We're not fucked at all.
Listen, I'm gambling my flight right now.
So you're going to miss your flight, yeah?
I wouldn't miss my flight for you, yes.
Wow.
Wow, well if you do that I'll fucking sort you right out
See he's going to get in the boost from the balls on the other side of the pitch and then he didn't use also
He's still got 86 left like sometimes you don't even care about the body exactly
He's just tapping his boots until he really needs it.
He's anticipating it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Why does Max face-taping me?
I'm in a game!
Oh my god.
Four while missing.
Oh, these last games were really interesting.
Four.
This is good.
This is good, bro.
Played a game together, yeah, like I think that first game
Yeah, Joe's fucking color
Joe is nice. Oh my god, that's a great goal. Wow. Wow. That's a great goal. Wow
That's a fucking great goal. Wow. I've seen four dick him. I've seen these for this
There's was one one one one one one one. Oh, Joey Joey to do as well
If we beat him in the first game we to join their colleges fucking absolutely grill them. Oh, I like that
I like that. Yeah, just to get in there and get in there. Yes, and who are we going up against again? Sorry
we're playing Ludwig and
And well squeaky. Yeah. Oh
Easy money squeaks
He's fucking money, but probably screeches really good
I got this, I got this.
Wow, Yuki's not bad.
I think Yuki's not bad, but I think all of them are.
Wait, wait, Jige, when are we, we're not after this game, right?
No, no, we're last.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Alright, five, five, four.
Five, one, next game, there we go.
Wow, wow.
That's a good game.
I'm not gonna lie, Chad.
That's a good game for them, bro.
Yeah, is he is he really good be honest?
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty much means he's fucking unbelievable off walls and aerials problem. Well, wait, so what's what's what's junk?
Oh, is he dying to and no junk. Oh, yeah, platinum
Is that better? No just below
I know it's not his gold is gold is gold is not flat James much. I see he's like alright
It's not like crazy. Oh really my chance. It is fucking good
Really?
I remember a lot.
Oh, yeah.
He's much better than James, to be honest.
Hopefully not.
James, all jokes aside, we might have him.
I would just pick him up, or he needs to carry.
I'd get him.
Yeah, yeah, I'll do me best, mate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's gonna bounce.
I'm gonna pick the back just when you sit next.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's so good.
Ah.
I'm going to line this, I'm going to line this.
Oh look he's just waiting for it, it's just waiting for the ball really, he's not stressing it.
Nice that's lovely.
Oh my god he's been hit one no down, he's been fucking absolutely slam there.
Oh my god.
Woo!
the wall looks totally down. You also need to focus on whereabouts your car hits the ball.
Well no, sometimes you might want it on the front left tire so it curls a little bit.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just imagine your car's a flop when you're kicking a football.
Right.
You gotta direct it.
Oh my god, just Jinx, he's fucking fucking...
Oh my god, he's out, Jinx, he's out, Jinx, he has to be out.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He has to be out.
Oh my god, he's just...
Oh my god, he's just...
Look at him.
He's got four games.
He's got four.
He's got four minutes, sorry, four minutes.
Oh my god, they're bashing in at 2-1.
Oh wow, wow, that's a good shot.
Yeah, exactly. He's getting the boost in position in himself.
I told you, sometimes the bottom man.
Oh, 2-2, 2-2.
Oh wow, what a goal, wow!
Oh my god, what a game on our hands here.
This is Rockin' League!
Oh my god.
Joe's it's it.
I'm laggin' him, I'm laggin' him.
Oh my god, dodgy bounce. I know Joel's done it. Oh my god, it might be in.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, good. Wow, that's a good thing.
Yeah, but Xyle's not doing anything for you, yeah.
I'm gonna take that back in a second. Nice.
Maybe we'll see it all the time first game. That'd be crazy.
That'd be sick.
Wait, I was shot, I think? No, no, no, no. You get shot.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Mate, this is a Joe 3D1 as well.
Wow.
Nice, I'll keep it in here
Wait, I'm demoing you
I demoed you, that's the only player
Oh no
One more gold with the game
Oh my goodness, Sing!
Oh my god
This is even going to be the great comeback
on the biggest bottle of Arcadly history
history. I'd love to see a bottle there I can't lie. If this game goes to 4-4, I'm going to piss my pants.
He's such a fucking Swarhoi dude, why?
Yeah, he's locked in.
He's so locked in, it's unreal.
Fuck off Lee, no, not side yet. Well, we haven't played yet.
Oh my god, no!
Oh, Zoil's fucking whack.
If that one goes in...
I love you
Who's the next game as I'm look next game is Riley and Zoink versus XQC and PBM
That's QC. Yeah, but that's QC awake. Oh, yeah, that's a good question.
Let's see if he's the worst gamer me or you.
You know what you say, J.C.
J.C. is that QC?
Nick is the skype.
You know, we're not ready.
Bro, you guys number game.
Fuck. But look, though, listen, though, J.C.
I'm going to be so honest, bro.
I could I could find somebody.
You've got me. I got this. It's a long story for me. It's my little, like my little brother filming like he like 12 or he like 12, you play Rock-A-League though.
But that's the only person I know. I don't know who else I could get. But I'm here. I'm ready. I'm ready.
So you could get your 12 year old little brother.
Yes.
I mean what else? I don't know.
Joe Hart.
I've told him and Jakey the villains to be kidding.
yo jake see real quick yep pbms are the worst player right
what the f*** is this oh okay
yo jake you're back back back
where are we boy
back back back back
find her like
wait jake see for me with xqc i because ron and marlon have to leave
wait you want to join xqc's team
well ron and marlon have to leave in an hour
wait why don't we
i'm just why don't we just
he's f***ing leaving me
Why don't we just do XQC and PBM's game next?
And if they're still not ready, bro, then we get a software.
What's he made out of?
No, I'm saying we do a game now.
Like, OK.
Oh, wait.
Have you not told Jinxie that you're going to miss your flight for me yet, then Marlon?
No.
Do you want to tell him now or?
Yeah, I'll tell him.
I'll tell him.
Yeah, should I go tell him real quick?
Yeah, go tell him here.
OK.
I just don't know if your production manager should get you in there.
I'm telling him.
I'm telling him.
OK.
I'm telling him.
I'm telling him.
I mean, you could just join the call yourself, mate.
just click one button. Yeah yeah yeah yeah, that's it.
He's still here though, aren't you, my lord, I've noticed.
Fuck, yeah, I'm sorry, I fucked up, I fucked up, I fucked up James, I fucked up, I fucked up.
Yeah, so you just go to the XQC and play by Max Root and you just click on it and it'll take you in there.
You're not actually in there.
Yeah, but he has left.
He's gone and joined the Jinxie room.
Yeah, Marlon, you're in the wrong room, mate.
You've joined the Jinxie room, but they're not in this one.
You need to join the XQC room.
George football!
Five to five, mate.
Go on, the boy.
Thank you very much, mate.
I appreciate it.
Five, brother.
Go on, George. Thank you, brother. Thank you, mate.
This, I don't know where even is Marlon now.
And now Marlon's just hovering.
He's actually not in any call.
So.
Oh, now you're backing this one, Marlon.
Marlon, do you know how this code works?
Oh, yo, Jack, my fucking business is not working, you dumb fuck.
Look at this. I can't join the call by clicking it. Look look my this word is fog. I just watching you stream now
So it's a little bit of delay. Oh, yeah, that is word. Yeah, that is word was maybe because you don't have control of your PC, mate
Yeah, I
I
Do you not have soundproofing in that house can you hear everyone stream? Yes
Echoes as well of that because it big rooms. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I heard that not every place for that what it ladies a
I agree. He said that he congratulates for making the whole game of putting himself the best player, Joe.
Yeah, well said.
Well said. Very well said.
JXC, yes I do. If you're gonna make me go to Twitter, I'm gonna leak everything.
It's also gonna get you scored.
It's all there.
Okay, all right. I'll go to main game then. I'll go to main game.
High screen, guys. High screen.
I'm gonna go to Tinko.
Yes, sir.
I'm gonna go to Tinko.
Make sure y'all all join at the same time, too.
I'm gonna tell the rest of the talk.
Where did you see the password?
It's in the discord. It's in the discord.
I beg you fucking rakes out of this fucking funner.
I have problems with someone who doesn't make it. I have problems with friends who don't.
Wait, that's perfect. That's why I called you!
Thank you brother. You're locked in.
Yes, I am locked in. Thank you for taking care of me.
You're actually on time. You're actually on time.
I always am on time.
You see that ball from Trun by the way? That's unreal.
Guys, I beg you to tell them, do not win this game.
Lacey and Adubian's voice playing at 7-0.
It's gonna start the fucking game.
Yo, guys, really quick.
They turned you down?
Wait, Jixi is, uh, Blackler and, uh, Max not blind now?
Wait, why is Jixi in the game?
You guys aren't supposed to join until they're all in.
I think it's gonna start the game now.
Yo, James, I could really sabotage this.
I live in the same house. I could please sabotage one.
Oh, my God, yeah. So if they...
Oh, my God.
If they...
right with like 30 seconds to go. Just go in there and fucking turn it off.
Well yeah, we didn't beat you the game, we fucking went.
100%.
We just go in there and fucking turn it off.
Fucking genius.
Shao, what do you think is the winner of this game?
Is sketch good or nah?
What the fuck in hell is that car?
L holes, bro, L holes, bro.
I just bought 18 caps.
Thank you Omar.
Appreciate your wine.
Thanks so much.
Appreciate you.
All right, here we go.
Are they ready?
Here we go.
I
Oh
My god
Yeah
Did you watch it? Yeah, I got on now. What is it? We're not losing
Oh my god, who they playing again Raleigh, it's like
So who's that sketch and who oh wait? Oh shit. Yeah, it's not that is
sketching mingo it's mingo good. I'm assuming he's gonna be the better player
I said demo by sketch, I said fucking demo by sketch, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
You gotta get there.
You gotta get there.
Lacey's not the best man in the lobby.
Not even close.
Wait, what?
Oh, do you know that?
Come on, come on, come on.
Why are you getting demoed by fucking sketch?
Who is JTC?
Who is sketch better than Ron?
Oh, my God.
If you sketch better than Ron, you mean you sketch better than you.
Wait, we're not using this, bro.
Come on, we can't pull it back.
Oh my god, oh my god, great shot, great pass to the middle.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Why is racing run not communicating?
What the fuck?
They're not saying nothing.
I don't mean your...
Oh my god, I get a lot better at this, you know.
Like, dead ass no.
Ah!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, was that running clear off the line?
Oh my god, yes!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Go on, John.
And that's fucking unbelievable, by the way.
How the fuck is run clean after life?
That's like some bi-level type, but I'm not gonna go, oh that's bad.
That's actually fucking hilarious.
Oh my god.
Lacey's also shit, I can't lie.
I don't know what I'm seeing there, but he's shit.
I'm seeing it.
Am I not playing it, Brendan?
Tap it in. Oh, I don't know.
I mean, they're losing this game, for sure.
You know three no down there. I've got it. They've lost the game. I reckon what do so when you like to know down
What's that? What's like a dead count like you like you know say like when it's a good or no?
Are it depends on the time really like three million three minutes if Ron and Lacey were decent. That's still in this
Well, I'd probably say three no we want me to go. It's very right. You lose
5 mingo is good though no?
ging for Ludwig you have to learn to boost hog and demo
okay okay sweet we'll take that into account
oooh you saved
I don't know what i'm doing my lip balm is pissing me off
oh my god pop it in
oh my god fuck you
Actually, but oh my god. Oh my god
Good save
Morning, can you laugh you're actually about to give you that bro basically
I know I'm shit. I know I'm shit. I'm talking to people. I'm shit. I'm not shit. It doesn't matter. Yeah
It doesn't matter. I'm a fucking teammate where a team fucking teams. I don't need good
Listen, you're only as strong as your weakest link
do you know what I mean? yes and our weakest link is fucked it's really weak
probably the weak he might as well not be a fucking link honestly really really
bad but we're gonna give it our all anyway
get it get it get it get it!
so you don't understand Lacy and Ron make you seem like he's so fucking good
you know but they're three or down now it's two minutes ago in my opinion this
games don't yeah what is this
no shit that is not sketch oh my god for now all right nice
yeah that can't be sketched your fog chair walk walk walk you know how fucking
For how inappropriate today, I just played on my controller. Oh my god
Oh, yeah, let's go sketch
Fuck I should have done that
What the fuck is he eating?
Oh my god
Oh my fucking god
What the fuck by the way and these cars that these two are using for no is mental
My god
Miss
The sketch, the sketch, yeah.
We're fine?
Nah, they're not a sketch, you're just half decent.
Where's Paul?
Where's Paul?
Okay.
I'm watching the sketch now.
There's definitely not a plan for him.
Oh my gosh, save.
So I might get at least a plan.
What a save, wow.
They might, we need no fucking patience to eat that fuck.
Oh my god, this game is fucking well and truly done.
Wow, I think Ronan is an early fight for Ron and I think it's an early night for Lisa.
Wow, wow.
Oh aye.
Not on that.
Yeah, I can't believe I've been giving fucking Marlon.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
4-1, running lice here fucks, I'm gonna spend them.
I'm not gonna have one point I see, I'm gonna say that again.
I said Ron play that shit. Yeah, they both said they were really bad.
Let's go! Catrick from Mingo, let's go!
Blue, we're going in crypts again.
I think my camera's gonna heat up, like overheating a little bit.
Oh, bro.
Come on, let's not go fucking Matthew.
Alright, I've been impressed. I was trying to play bad, but I'm good.
You got a ball.
Oh, my camera's overheating a little bit, bro.
What's overheating?
My camera's overheating a little bit.
Oh, that's a shame in it.
Oh, hang on a second, let me scroll up.
Hayden, do you have any signals, mate?
Jagu, do you have any signals?
He's 32, do you have any 19, brother?
Jayden, do you have any 200 bits, mate?
Eyebrass, do you have any 20-months?
Quest, do you have any 8-months, mate?
Thank you, Quest, man.
Big T, do you have a prior?
George, 305, we've got all.
Yeah, it's over.
get back, get back, get back.
No.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I missed out on the other look.
That's a good sound.
Oh, shit.
I know it's not.
It's really about goalkeeping.
Is that a bad charge?
No, it's not.
It's really about goalkeeping.
I'm pressing with you
Nice almost bad, but tell me where you're going. Oh my god
they're definitely
Sketches trucks actually fucking decent channel get that
We don't need to go all the way back for there's boost everywhere
Copy one more now. Yeah, there you go. Oh, wow
Yes! Yes!
It's like, bro.
Like he's perfectly lined up.
Squeak Street.
I just went next. Lock him up.
Oh, we got it. That SQC might be next.
Depend if he's up. Yeah, which I don't think he is, so...
Oh, yeah.
Come on!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, you haven't fucking played me weirdos. Oh shit, he's not even playing against.
Oh, who? No, any good news? Yeah, he's good.
I'm gonna say something like mean. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not like that, I'm not going to like hook up with you.
You know what I mean?
Like, this is what I'm talking about.
You say, you say...
Conor!
For the five gifted Conor Barlow!
Go on, boy!
Thank you very much, Conor, mate.
I appreciate that a lot with a thank you, man.
Hey, thank you very much, Conor.
I appreciate the five gifted, mate.
If you've been to the sub, make sure you say thank you.
Thank you, mate.
Oh, my Lord above.
Oh, it's over.
Oh, my God, it's over.
it's over it's over
3-1 now it's not over yet it's still 3 minutes I mean if I'm being honest I
think it is over because I think that shit
I'm going to get a speedover.
Okay.
Like sketches.
Like, I'm going to fuck sketches to ass, bro.
Like, this is... Yo, look at that.
What the fuck?
They actually have the...
4-1, yeah.
It's over!
It's over!
It's over, it's over.
Don't bother going down, just fucking piss them off.
That's what I'd do.
come on we the 21 mate bro it's as much it can't lagging that much what your
camera damn I'm just like in that crazy oh I bet I'm gonna try to switch it my
bad I'm gonna try to switch it I'm trying to switch it I'm trying to switch it my
bad I got you I got you I got you I can still hear my voice I hear my voice I bet
I bet I'll meet it nice I'd fucking go in there and just start pissing him off
Marlon trying to get into it. Oh my god. This is so unbalanced. There we go. Yeah.
Yeah. But serious. Yeah, you're running run. It's it's it's going. I meant running the
the ring you dick not the car you fucking imbeciles
you're a fucking dog
anyone know when Rod and Lacey are turning up to the fucking shit
I don't know what was worse Lacey and Katara or Lacey on Rocket League
I'm doing everything for my fucking team
I'm doing everything for my fucking team
Wait, what? I literally scored last game. What kind of a hating shit?
Honestly.
It's fighting his shit.
You're getting nervous now, Marlon.
I'm getting fucking shit.
You're getting nervous, aren't you?
You're getting nervous. You're getting nervous.
But I have no boost. I have no boost.
I hate my teammate. I hate you, Lissy. I did not say you.
I did not say you, bro.
Wow, it's over.
Oh mate, it was over two minutes ago, let's don't worry about that.
Oh my god seven one by the way seven one
put in put in sketch with a fucking champ ranked player and you put me with
someone who's never played the fucking game that's gonna be me that's game oh
my god fuck this for one second let's see fuck arguing with each other what the
fuck is this sketch is doing aerials fucking perfectly mingo is doing fucking
What the f**k is this?
There you go, I said it, there you go.
I bumped him, here we go, let's play.
Yo, thanks.
Yo, jeez, I don't even think we would listen back.
I'm not even kidding.
No, no, no, I think it could be worse.
Are you f**king serious?
No, because you're a different level of shit, mate.
shit mate. No I'm not. No I think I think you're about to find out I'll be humbled very
heavily my love. I understand what's about to happen to us right. My arsehole and your
arsehole is that he's gonna be fucking gaping mate and he's just gonna be fucking bummed
bummed and fucking bummed. I'm telling you I'm a different breed mate. Mate our arseholes
We're gonna look like a fucking bucket of milk mate, I'm telling you not for nothing.
We need to prepare for what's about to happen to us.
But someone tell me, is this fair?
Please someone tell me!
I got it, there we go.
J.K., cheers for the raid, mate.
Thank you very much, J.K. River.
Go on the bike.
Listen, if you were needed, you would have been called upon, mate.
They'll be using the chat for J.K. for the raid in my whole history, bro.
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Well, if actually if extra max aren't ready, it will be us, but Ludwig's not ready yet. I don't think so.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's so shit. That's so shit. Oh, that's so shit. It's unbelievable.
I'm dead ass, bro. Yo, you gave, you actually gave us such hard time. This is, this is impossible.
I've got a feeling ladies about the place is enough let's go let's go let's go bro let's go
I assume this will better right you see my reaction you can't right I guess I guess I guess I guess
Yes, mingon.
I guess.
Are you talking to us?
Yes.
We were fucking...
Not that I'm aware of, he's not in the column.
So it could be another tough one.
Listen, if you just have to...
Wait, no one showed up?
Wait, so I've got a minute.
Does that mean we get to buy into the next round?
What are we doing?
Ronaldo, run, run, you're so shit!
You're so shit!
So shit!
I want Nandos!
Are you playing again or no? Is that it?
You're out, bro.
You're out, bro. You're done. You're done.
You got first round in a lucky mate.
You're so fucking shit, Ron. It's unbelievable.
OK, mate. A lot of big titles, man.
Oh, my God.
GGs, yeah.
Yeah, GGs.
I'm ready. I'm ready, bro.
So what do you think of the team so far?
Let's go um it's hard
Bro because Rocket League is a weird game like I
Mean Mingo's never been red
But Mingo's naturally better with a controller than Ron and Lacey which I probably shouldn't take that
Consideration because Mingo's the top control player rainbow six each
But then again, I play choose with sketch all the time and sketch this sells my shit every time I play with him
Yeah
Everybody shit everybody shit man. The thing is bro like no one in this tournament is really like great at the game like it's kind of hard to
map out like was that matchup fair no I figured Ron's a good gamer because Ron
wanted FNCS but then again Ron wanted FNCS on mouse keyboard and Mingo's a top
controller player on R6 so maybe I should have translated that Mingo's
controller skills good to coordinate the fuck yeah you know what do you see
do you see just breathe do you see just breathe listen I think you've done an
amazing job right and I a mile on raise a great point I'm gonna I'm gonna repeat
what Marlon said actually. It's such a coincidence you get the best fucking player. Yeah it is.
It's such a coincidence. The best player, okay. The best player is Squeaks and then the second
best player is XQC. I have the third best player. Is my team the most well-rounded? Yes, I'll give
you that. Yes. That's interesting, isn't it? That's interesting how Jamesy didn't come up against
any of the top two players in his first game. I actually think it's interesting how, you know,
Oh, jeez, get the best player in the tournament.
Yeah.
He gets the best player in the tournament,
and then all of a sudden, his biggest threat in me
and you, Marlon, all of a sudden plays
against his second best or the best player.
And then XQC also, it's just very coincidental.
Dude, dude, do you know what investigation y'all are doing?
One investigation, one investigation, for sure.
It's not dokes, Shatz.
I'm saying dokes.
It's just, bro, like, we have a well-rounded team.
Me and Joe are gamers.
The thing is, bro, Marvin, maybe you leave the house
a little bit too much, bro.
Maybe you should play games more.
I'm not gonna stand you, brother.
Maybe, maybe play more games.
I don't know.
Hey, listen.
This is my fault, I'm a chud.
Is that my fault?
Pfft.
Who left?
Where is Ludwig, by the way?
Or how about a call this fucking guy?
Well, if he's not here, we gotta buy, no?
Well, honestly, bro, like, if Ludwig can't make it,
You can make you know, what's fucking yeah, literally man come on come on come on come on
We're fucking line them up line them up line these motherfuckers up
He's not fucking wrong
Definitely not today sketchy you what rankies catch
What what rankie you?
I'm top tier
what the fuck does top tier mean sketch do you know what the fucking mic is um do
ones or singles we'll go singles I'm not giving you any information I'm silver
I'm silver three silver three okay so this whole conversation is pointless
then cuz you're just gonna chat shit listen yeah it is pretty pointless I
don't know what I thought I clicked on and oh Ron speaks to me mate oh he's
He's left, he's left, he's left.
Arvon, y'all fucking disappointed.
Yeah, I was disappointed.
My life, he left, bro.
I'm gonna join that call.
Who are we waiting for?
Ludwig, just join that call,
because I don't think he's playing yet.
Oh, well, I'd hate for Ludwig to make sure
he's seen get disqualified.
Joe, why am I alive?
What is the purpose right now?
I don't understand.
Well, your purpose is to experience life
and find some meaning in that experience.
But I mean in terms of playing rocket league it's to get off the ground and hit the ball, which you did nothing
What jinx he's good
Ron this is this point of me you're running this point of me, I'll be honest, but we did
I run I thought you I thought you were the better player for uh, I
I
Let's do it bro! Let's do it! Let's do it!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
The fuck is going on?
Come on! Join my call! Join my call!
Ladies and gentlemen, do we have the whereabouts of XQC per chance?
Does anyone know where the XQC is?
No! Listen! Listen!
Let's do a 4v4 big tournament.
Come on, right now.
What? No! No!
Just replace me, but just replace XQC and PDM with me, Archie.
You want the tournament, shut your PC off!
You want!
You put us in the best game scene!
You and Joe have experience!
You were scared up the game.
You and Joe have experience.
This is a game.
Say that again.
Yo, Eugene, you were in goal 75% of the game.
Yes, this is Archie.
This is his first 10 minutes on the game, brother.
That's his first 10 minutes.
Sort of chuddy.
Sort of chuddy.
I'm not fed up.
Yes, because Archie just started the game, bro.
come on James we're fucking we're all waiting here mate come on we're an hour
in here mate we still not play we were now ready we've got two people all the
way come on mate
Oh my god, we're probably doing us for that. That's an hour and a half. This way they
Like like we might as well just stick to calm over at this point. Oh my fucking god weeks. You're looking great today, man
Oh wait Marlon I did see yesterday, though, bro
I don't want to say anything.
I'm leaving the call.
Actually, nothing's happening.
I get everything's happening.
Oh my god.
Let's play four.
Is that this point?
Let's come on.
Yes, JCR, mate.
Runny and Z.
Wait, mudwig, you ready?
I'm sorry.
He's ready.
I'm sorry.
What was that again?
My bad.
It's not much of a matter.
Wait.
Is mudwig actually ready?
Yeah, yeah, he says 20.
How you go?
All right, guys, get it.
Get in the game.
It's in the Twitter
Don't leak it. I'm gonna go
Oh, here we fucking go here we go
Come on Marlon here we go come on me switch on man switch on
I'm so I do that for all to excited. I'm liking it. I really like it. I'd love for you to lock in mate if you could please
All right, do I have to do anything or do I just stay by here?
Listen, we'll see how the first game goes, all right?
But just remember, just remember, get boost, positions, and just do your fucking best.
Okay, okay, all right, come on.
Do I press join blue, join orange?
What do I do here?
No, just leave it, just leave it for now, leave it for now.
I'll leave it for now, okay, leave it for now.
Come on, Marlon, we fucking got this, mate.
There's nothing people love more than an underdog story.
Today we are the underdogs.
Okay?
Yes.
Come on, come on.
I don't know how long we got to wait here.
Probably another 20 minutes.
Yeah, fucking probably, mate.
Fucking joke.
Hold on, I gotta get something real quick.
Let me put the controller up.
Ron Supersub, why in what world
Is that a fucking Super Sud?
It's a fucking...
That's a bullet in the fuck.
He's fucking killing my scene.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Underdug story.
Underdug story, man. Here we go.
Underdug story, bella!
Come on!
Go, Underdug!
Come on!
Any fucking chance here the fucking game started
Ludwig, oh, yeah, he's actually in there now to be far
Pre-tender loss no no chance camera delayed. Yeah, that's it will be
Wrong lobby what we're not in the wrong fucking lobby
That's legit. Oh, that's what you the code they put in. Wait, are we in the wrong one
or no? No, they're not. Oh, shit. Yeah, they are. Oh, yeah, we are. Sorry. I'm back out.
Quick, quick, quick, quick. Click leave match. Okay, I'm leaving match right now. All right,
here we go. What I need to join. No, sorry. I'll do it.
Yeah, we're joining now Jynx tournament where are you guys we're we're joining me I tell you
already I'm ready it could be worse maybe it could be in bed like some people so you welcome
Yeah, okay. You're right. Yes. Okay. You're right. All right. Y'all are here. Yeah, I just want to say I think you're the only
EU player this tournament, right? That's correct, mate. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go to you.
Ginge in the chat because Ginge was able to show up at two in the morning.
And XPC was able to show up at 7 p.m. I appreciate it. Appreciate it.
No, Martin, I mean EU time zone, buddy. That's all good. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
Martin, you're from Sweden, right? Yes. Do you know Spoid? Do you know who that is?
Spoid
Cheeksie what is the deal?
What do I need to order food or what what's going on?
Relax, I don't know if I have enough time though. You got enough time mate. You got enough time. Don't worry
It's cold
Before he gets cold then you fucking speccy dick fucking up. Hey listen fuck dick
exactly who we all play we're playing Ludwig and Squeezie
so they moved you up to another game yeah because Axie's in bad all sports
R6 but yeah I don't know him I don't know him I'm not personally but I don't
have him yeah go man you'll have to win you'll have to win otherwise you won't
see yo yo you're fucking Mike how about that you're fucking millionaire
speaking from Michael this is this is this is not a microwave this is all right
If you look at my headset and like it glows in the dark
It glows in the dark all upgraded next season it does actually
All right. Good luck. Hopefully I win cheers mate. Thank you
It's fucking time it's fucking time boys. I mean I think it's time
But we're still fucking sire
Gorn off switch. Thank you. Pudence mate. I appreciate it seven brother
Uh, ginger morning. Do you guys hear me? Yeah, we can hear you me. So I'm just gonna try to prep you guys really quick
Yep, my wig is I believe silver slash low gold
Okay
Squeaks his gamertag is happily married. He's the best player in the term. He's dying
Oh, right. Okay. Nice. And you decide to put him and you've put him against
Marlon who picked up the controller for the first time today
Second time pretty much the first time after what I saw
But my my own my own let them fucking doubt us
Let them tell us that we're not good enough
People love it's the underdog story
We make rookie league know that we are here, and we are here to stay.
Come on!
Don't keep going, Jinxie, you wanna go get the fucking tournament?
Fuck you, come on!
Bet, bet, bet!
Come on!
Alright, can we go all walk here, better than to climb up to keep us still?
Can we go, Jinx?
Chad, what is- Oh, I see.
Now, we're here.
Yo, Jinx, maybe put us in the fucking game?
How about that, huh?
Yeah, we're in the lobby.
Yes, we're in the lobby.
Look, Ginch, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I've seen Martin play this game.
This rest on your shoulders, dude.
Yeah, no, it's a TV one.
Ginch, no, Ginch, get him.
No, I'm on the rest of you, man.
No, no, no.
Sorry, okay.
You know how to boost, right?
Because the clip I've seen you were not even boosting.
I taught him how to boost today.
You don't have to boost.
All right, so wait, y'all practice.
Good, good, y'all practice.
I don't think you can call it practice.
What'd you say?
Why don't we just roll it up like you just got it?
Yeah, I'm ready, bro.
Damn, bro, you look good.
I appreciate it, bro.
I'm ready.
Yeah, you're ready to play.
I'm fucking ready, bro.
Damn.
Go crazy, bro.
I'm not a irritable tool, Jinx, by the way.
Jinx's still in there.
Please.
Wait, you know how to say you swear on everything.
You know how to irritate my mind.
Jinzy he couldn't fucking dribble from his fucking mouth mate if he was fucking knocked out cold
I gotta be fucking honest mate I gotta be honest
Wait so y'all practice how did it go?
I don't know but can we start the game?
We're an hour and 20 in and the other thing i've done is pick my own ass hair, please
Can we play the game?
team. Blue team. Blue team.
Come on, Marlon. Come on, Marlon.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Right, Marlon. I'm going to go. You stay.
You got to look in.
You got to look in. You got to look in.
Nice, Marlon. I'm going to go get some booze.
Oh my bad, my bad.
It's all right, we're okay.
We're good, we're good.
I saved it, I saved it, I saved it.
We've got to keep saved.
He's just going for a demolition on me every time.
It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
We got nothing, I'm saying.
Could be in, that could be in.
That might be in.
Oh, don't be, I missed, I missed, I missed, I missed.
Oh my God, what a save.
It's all right, they're just gonna go and try
for a demolition for me every time.
I'm going back, I'm going back, I'm going back, I'm going back.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
It's all right, nice.
Yes you did.
Yeah I'm coming in middle.
In the middle.
It might loop down.
He touched it.
He's going to go for the shot.
It's me.
I got it.
Boost as well.
I'm coming.
No, it's all right. It's all right. It's all right. Keep it going keep it going good work. I'm lucky next time. We've got to finish those
Nice
Off the wall
That's it
It's all right working back working back
I got it. I got it. Oh
I'm fine. It's all right.
It's all right. It's all
Come back. Come back. Come
Oh, couldn't get that. We
take. looks good. Look
to the ball. Okay. Okay. Nice
nice. Nice. There's you. There's you. Yeah.
I'm taking that. I'm taking that.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
PLEEEEASE!
Oh my god, please!
Oh my god, Marlon!
Get out of here!
Go on, Marlon!
Get out of here!
It's alright, keep going!
Keep going!
Oh my god, please!
Please, please!
You've got this!
You've got this, Marlon!
Just hit it! Just score a fucking goal, please!
Oh!
PLEEEASE!
Fuck this!
fuck! I'm getting there! I'm getting there!
come on get the ball home!
you stay! you stay!
I am! you stay!
come on Marlon, don't disappoint me!
oh, you mean you keep Marlon?
I'll make you proud, I'm gonna make you proud
Marlon, you're gonna have to just fucking come and hit me in a minute, please!
no, no, no, no, I'm gonna make you proud, I'm gonna make you proud
please just trust me
just fucking trust me
I'm trying to trust you!
oh my god!
oh my god, you're gonna be shitting my ass, dude!
YES DUDE!
Oh my god, you stay, stay, stay, please!
Don't break rule number one!
DON'T BREAK IT!
MARLON!
FUCK!
FUCK THIS IT!
FUCK IT!
For fuck's sake, Marlon!
Right, lock in, lock in.
It's alright, lock in.
You can easily score.
Oh my god, it's not in, it's not in.
Oh my god.
How many times have you talked out happily, Marit?
Oh my god.
Gitch, not right now.
Don't talk about marriage in front of me right now. Seriously, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Gitch, Gitch, Gitch, Gitch, please.
What the fuck!
God, oh my god!
God, oh my god!
What the fuck!
Come on
Come on
Fucking underdog with a fucking on you go you go you go you go you go you go
Ah
Shut the fuck up, bitch!
In the middle, Marlon.
In the middle, middle, middle, middle.
Ah, fuck, James.
I got it.
Nice, James!
Nice!
I'm in the middle, Jinsch.
Oh, my, I did that.
Oh, he demolished me instead.
Fuck, Jinsch.
I pressed it.
Come on. Go on, go on, Marlon. Go on, go on, go on, Marlon.
Oh.
No. No, no, no, no.
No! Hey, you fuck!
Ah!
Oh, bro.
Fuck is that?
Fuck you dude.
Fuck!
You got this Marlon.
Hold the controller.
30 seconds man.
Come on Marlon.
Lock in.
Lock in Marlon.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Lock in.
Hit the bar Marlon nice.
Can you give up?
Jinx, jinx, jinx.
Come on, Marlon, you got this.
Come on.
Fuck.
Fuck, boy, that's me.
That's me.
Oh, my God!
Oh, you got this, Marlon!
No, no, it's not over until the fat lady sings.
Fuck!
Wait!
What the fuck, son of a bitch?
Fuck!
You are fucking ass, bro.
Yeah, it's true.
I watched you.
I came out there.
Why would you have fucking drew all way the first game?
How do you cheat in a tournament and still lose?
You had drew play for you. What wait? What? No, I didn't I didn't
Are you fucking serious?
Wait, wait, say say
was like through was not on your
car.
Yeah, I'll stop it.
Stop it.
You know, you're lying.
Why do you even matter?
They lost.
I don't know.
I was playing.
I was not playing, but it was
she.
Anyways, my mom, my mom, please
don't.
It's your teammate speaking
here.
I'm sorry, bro.
My mom was like you.
I was that dream.
It was me.
shit mate. I, I literally couldn't break rule number one for two minutes and you couldn't
fucking skull
What the fuck are you doing?
On everything you love, you were on your account?
Well, maybe I love you.
Okay, okay.
He doesn't love a lot, chill.
I believe you, I believe you, I believe you.
All right, now, here's what you got to say.
Since XTC's like the honest line, how about replace that with Archie and Yugi, bring
it back, me and Riley versus Archie and Yugi.
No, let Bullshit, that's the first round, get off, wait to us!
Let me talk to VBM real quick.
Jinger, are you new or no?
Unfortunately, mate, I am here.
Well, I did not apologize, but seriously, bro.
I did not put it on God, it was your plan.
I'm gonna fuck, bro. You fucking suck, Marlon.
You fucking suck, bro. You are fucking ass!
You didn't even use the ball cap!
You didn't even use the fucking ball cap!
Oh, my God, you didn't use the fucking ball cap.
You are ass! You are fucking ass!
You played this game for four months,
and you came to the ring against Nubus!
That just picked up his own shoulder!
You don't stop! Take this shit!
He was, he was, he was.
One of the first things you learned though is just
suppress Y for Balkan.
Oh Joe, apparently you don't mate.
Have you just seen what I've been put up against?
I can't believe it.
I want your FIFA!
I want my FIFA!
I want my FIFA!
I got $2000!
$2000 right now!
You want me to play you on FIFA?
I will fucking dog you.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go quick, let's go, let's go.
Right now, right now, let's go fuck.
fucking shit mate. You are one of the worst things I've ever seen grace a fucking console.
You're one of the worst things I've ever seen grace a PC and you are most certainly one of the
worst things I've ever seen grace a fucking Rocket League lobby. You should never ever associate
yourself with gaming, never associate yourself with fucking Rocket League and most certainly
never associate yourself with me again. You worthless fucking pile of tripe.
Wow, you are a fucking piece of shit. You're literally a piece of fucking me and you fucking know do you understand that all people just see if you're orange fucking me
Wow, I know I've been racist Wow
He said that because I'm English by the way mental
You just fully lost that game by the way
You've probably lost that game. I lost the game. I lost the game
your ping was higher than your score and I was playing in your fucking region
I think my keyboard is broken guys
I think my keyboard is broken
Marlin's stream manager, can we get effects on his keyboard?
Fuck you, okay
I can't even lie why do I gotta lie I only got EFC 24 jeans okay I got EFC 24 and I
I can't even log in, I can't even fucking log in to that shit.
Oh my god, Marlon, you have got to understand, listen,
you need some part of you that is independent,
you can't rely on your fucking dream
to sort your life out for you, okay?
Does he pick what clothes you wear?
Does he fucking dress you in the morning?
Yeah, sort your fucking self out,
you pathetic excuse of a man.
Keep cooking, keep cooking.
Yo yo sketch sketch how about you keep cooking that fucking crystal med because that's the fuck you are do you understand that
This is Tom's
Just look like crystal med
This is Tom's I got heartburn
I'm down on the AC right now. It's three percent. It's a three percent. I need you start downloading it except four percent
It's a four percent. Oh, right. It's fucking sounds like it's going up, but perfectly done
Perfect. I've just sat there for an hour and a half to play Rocket League
I've played two games the equivalent of ten minutes, and I know if you did that load the fucking game
Fucking stream of my life everyone
What's that sketch
I can't hear this guy, oh my fucking head's there.
Yo, sketch please, for the love of God.
You don't like my headset?
Is that what you're saying?
All right, fine.
Skaats, don't take anything he says personally.
He was just incredibly racist to me then.
Listen, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, far away.
Oh, mute.
I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, kill Jenj, kill Jenj!
What?
You gotta kill him!
What? Kill me!
What the fuck?
My flight here now, my flight here in like an hour.
Oh fuck, what is life, bro?
Mingo! Where is Mingo?
Oh my god.
Holy fuck, no.
Fuck me.
I
Hello
How do you tell me what do you what do you want to tell me?
My flight leaves in the hour
All right
So what what what what are you getting at me?
Because if you're about a fucking log off and tell me to go and fucking fuck myself quietly in the corner
I'm gonna fucking absolutely bum the fuck out you when you land in fucking London, mate
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on now. No, you know you know you're starting to rest of the racist things here. Come on
Oh, mate
Wasn't racist trust me
No, it wasn't
What that was?
Cuz I can't fucking play Fugitive League, so how about that? So I just wasted my time.
Now I don't go fucking, cuz you've just lost that fucking game.
How did I lose the game when you don't know where the fucking controller is?
You're just gonna fully ashamed of yourself.
Are you fucking, are you fucking for real? You fucking ogre.
You absolute mess. The state of you is fucking unbearable.
Who the fuck are all these new players have put in this game?
You sold, I didn't sell. I'll tell you what sold. Probably my teammate who's never played the fucking game.
We matched up against the best fucking player in the tournament.
And then Ludwig just fucking spends his whole time running and fucking racing his car out there.
That's true, that's true, that's true.
Honestly, bro, I'm just excited, I blame this all on Jigsie. He fully rigged the game because he couldn't...
Put it this way, put it this way. If I, if I, if I, if I had a bow on...
I'm betting on Jinx to win the tournament.
Yeah, obviously, obviously we are, because he fucking rigged it.
He has rigged it more than the fucking World Cup you make for whatever the fuck it is.
Yes, yes, and Jinx, you know what the crazy part is?
What's it?
He could have put us up against Ron or Lacey.
Exactly.
Clear matchup.
Clear matchup.
Clear matchup, but no, he wouldn't.
He put us against the best fucking player in the entire tournament.
Nice, Jinx.
Appreciate that, Jinx.
Thank you.
Fuck.
joke and I'm gonna I'm gonna tweet him for that don't care don't care are we
he don't care about it anymore he don't care he's he turns up he don't give it
his all and he's just a fucking Belland fucking mess he's a fucking scruff
mate fucking little and you're the worst thing is there what I'd rather
I've never had fucking jakey Davis than you.
Oh yeah, that's not for you.
And that fucking says enough in my opinion.
Fuck you, how about that, huh?
No, no, no, fuck you, mate, fuck you.
Don't go anywhere, don't go anywhere.
Fuck you, mate.
Listen, Ginge, how about a little 1v1 when I get to the UK,
huh?
A little 1v1.
V1 how about we have a fucking sword fight mate as well. Do you know what more do you want?
Fucking 1v1 are you gonna come to Manchester? Have I got to come to fucking London to play you on fucking?
There we fucking go
You fucking dirty scruffy horrible
I can smell it bastard!
You fucking...
Your fucking mum is a fucking dirty bitch!
Your fucking mum smells like your fucking face,
and you're gonna slide!
She's a big fucking rotten slide, she is!
Fucking slide!
Production manager has removed my along from Discord.
Off to Archie and you...
Okay, I'm deafening, I'm deafening, I don't care.
What was the score what was the score? Okay, so three days, okay
No, that's first game. That's first game three to eight
But that's because we were botting around second game. It was like we had to overtime to to but they went to
Where's big I really have hope for you guys one in this one. You think
We know here's our game plan there are
So bad it just destroyed dude our goal with xqc dude our goal with xqc was to keep demoing here
and just beat Max because he doesn't play games. Yeah do the same thing with
Greek it's the same the same strategy works it's the same strike. It doesn't
work. It doesn't work. Are you 1v1ing Marlon in FIFA? No mate because he has
just decided, first of all is there a HR in the tournament Jinxie because if so I'd
I'd like to report Marlon for being incredible.
He is, he is.
I'm going to lobby with Ludwig.
Wait, why is Ludwig here?
All right, Jint, I'm going to bring Jackie to his
sever call, Jint.
No worries, thank you.
I'd like to invite you to Ludwig's spectator.
Yeah, I'd like to invite Ludwig to the lobby.
What do I?
You all right, Jint?
You said there's what to call?
I'd like a HR.
Is that OK?
Oh, yeah, Human Resources.
Yeah.
Let me get an automobile real quick.
No worries, thank you.
How's it going?
Well, I'd like to make a report please. I have just been racially abused. I have just
been the piss taken out of me. I have just heard Marlon's arse cheeks squeeze the tightest
fart out of his chocolate starfish. And I have also witnessed a huge amount of negativity.
And I'm sure he said the hard-out five times, and I'd like to report my wrong for that
Okay, there's no way
Wait actually you could sue me on the states. Um, I did not hear nothing allegedly
But allegedly you might have
Allegedly, I can't say it so I might have heard it
But I have it blocked in my head.
OK.
I'm just wondering what HR going to do about this.
Oh, they accuse XGC of using narcotics.
So I'm guessing HR doesn't exist,
in which I would apply full pressure on GC
and follow him to every call.
Yeah.
No problem.
I think that's also the matter.
Oh, he's left the call, OK.
Yeah, he immediately left.
I'll just keep following him.
I can't add you to the group chat.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Jinx.
Jinx, his racism is racism not important to you, Jinx.
Do you want to just leave when I'm reporting it?
Yeah, do you want to just carry on?
Do you want to just go quiet when I report racism?
He said the honor!
No, we didn't. No, we didn't. Right. I've had enough. All right. High-fives, add Greek and then get him in the discord server. I'm literally about to have any of your reasons.
No, you're good, guys. Calm down. Wait, Greek, you're in the discord server. Oh my God. High-fives, just message him. Just message him. Oh my God. High-fives, message him.
But not Greek. Greek, that's, come on. I'm going to start a petition chat. I'd like you to all sign it.
like wait I'm like y'all are actually like competent professional gamers how are you guys not in the lobby
church fights are we here behind me I'm honest that's the most that I've ever seen him this could be
a very quick end to this dream okay he's all right he's okay see
He's a good boy. He's a good boy. Good boy. Say he's fine.
Dubby's in the chat. Me dog's still alive. Dubby's in the chat.
Right. Jinksy is in. I'm gonna figure it out.
Here's the game. Oh, by the way, by the way, Jinksy, about five minutes ago, ate an edible man.
Man, thanks for getting real stale
Wait Jinx excuse me. He's just alive
Are you kidding me?
Everybody's soul kidding me. I'm in the lobby and you guys are playing okay everybody leave this lobby and then
Yeah guys we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go
Guys, I'm going back to that. We're doing good. We're doing good.
Fuck.
Wait. Okay. Keep running.
Guys, everybody leave and join back.
Okay, I'm leaving.
If SQC goes live now, he's so hit, I can't lie.
Oh my god. Imagine he went live and started playing this song.
Right. Who's up next? Who's up next?
fuck sake
one o'clock in the morning by the way
fuckin hell I'm up at nine
that means I'm getting a maximum of seven hours sleep
oh shit is it half term now chat
I can't believe I can't believe Ludwig's be us
I'm fucking fuming
This man should be no more after today.
I cannot believe what he has put me through today.
He is the worst Rocket League player I've ever played with.
I think in reality he should never pick up a controller again.
I think he owes me a severe apology.
if you touch me an apology shall we?
Fuck off.
I just paid me water bill.
Well, talk about shit's done your own doorstep.
What a joke.
I'll buddy that I would have rather about this man.
That's where you know he's buddy in my opinion.
I want to rave around him as my Rocket League partner today.
I
Charity man
Speaks too many volumes in my opinion, and I can't believe what I was just fucking witness today
I when it wins my lord and run get into London
The 17th, I said they're going to land tomorrow Tuesday.
How long are they here for?
Do you know?
Four or three a week, until 21.
Ah, fuck.
Well I'm off to Milan on Thursday till Sunday so I'm probably gonna miss him.
It's not a holiday do not worry I'm going out there I'm gonna do some IRL
streams out there. I think I don't know whereabouts it is in Milan yet so I'm
what I'm hoping for yes winter Olympics I'm going out there with someone but
for the Winter Olympics, I don't have to say anything yet, that's why I'm not going to.
However, I, once I do whatever I've done there, as soon as I'm free, bang, IRL stream, it's
not Red Bull. Oh my God.
Jolie, what are you on about? No, I've offered for people to come, no one wanted to join
me so I'm on my own but we can still do weeks if we got the backpack we're gonna
be fucking laughing we should be laughing anyway really to be honest it's
just more of the facts of what do we do when we're in Milan if we're near like
AC Milan or into Milan Stadium directly off of the tour on the club and see what
it is I think that'd be good and Milan tour would be sick and obviously that
I'd be unreal. What else have you got in Milan? Fun things to do in Milan. Excuse me. Private
boat tour to Lake Como. That could be interesting. Ferrari Test Drive Experience. See a football
game in my lamp. Ooooooo they might have a game. Now that would be pretty sick. Imagine
IRL in a fucking Serial Game. That would be unreal. See what we can do.
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Well, I was gonna say now you've also got what put it in the chart as well anything
At the minute I'm on my own I
Wanted me I wonder if I can stream the winter Olympics that'd be pretty sick
hmm wait hang on depending on what time I finish doing what I'm doing we might be
able to get a bus or a train to Rome Colosseum a Pisa mate that would be on
wait hang on how far is Rome from Milan
Oh, it's a three hour train.
Oh, you're looking you probably look tough that while you're maybe Napoli.
I'm not ironer three.
I'm not ironer three out of three hour train job boring that I'd be for you guys.
I mean, I also back a battery as well for the backpack on Naples.
Naples. That's a four and a half amatrine. Oh, here you go. Turin. Turin is Neymalan.
One hour and a half to RIN, you vey, you vey not bad. Venice, oh my God.
Venice two and a half hours, two hours. If I've got, if I've got the time, I, I 100%
will. Or what I could even do, because I'm going to come home on the Sunday, maybe come
pay to come home on the Monday and then I've got Sunday to do whatever and go
wherever do you know I mean if we don't have time to go certain places you want
me to go but but like what I said mate is backpack you're changing everything
mom can't wait boat round Venice that'd be unreal I did want them to go with them
Let's have a look.
Hey!
Any suggestions?
Be knows away, Chaz is away.
Jakey said no, Taze is busy, I'm pretty sure.
Pingu, oh my god, imagine.
Pi, Pi wouldn't,
Pi wouldn't, I don't think.
I'll have a think anyway, I'll have a think.
Lisa, yeah, she's on Amadele, mate, so she is going to be a bit busy, H probably a bit
busy as well.
Hey, soul sister.
Right, where are we at?
Right. Right, chat. I'm going to end now because I've got to get up at about eight or nine to eight or whatever.
So I will have a fucking think what to go off now, stuff like that.
Obviously, you know what's happening now.
So anything that you can think of or anything like that, let me know.
And I'll make sure I try and do it. Backpack. Listen, please just please fucking be here tomorrow or Tuesday
That's all the fuck. I'm gonna message him before let me see
No reply as of yet. I will see anyway, right chat. I will send you over
I'll send you over to Joe. Alright chat. I'll send you over to Joe. Go and show Joe some
fucking love. Chat. Thank you so much for today's stream. I appreciate the subs, the
bits, the gifts, the doughnose. I appreciate you all, man. Absolute fucking legends. I'll
I'll be back live tomorrow.
I will forget on tomorrow.
Oh, also if the backpack is here.
Oh my God.
If the backpack is here, we can IRL Simon's
paddle tournament.
So hopefully that'd be unreal.
That could be our first test to stream.
So Simon's, I assume you already know,
I've not leaked this out for sure.
It's Tuesday, he said on it, yeah.
With Tay's, okay, perfect.
So me and Tay's are doing Simon's charity paddle tournament
for N7.
So if that's the case, we can stream that with a backpack.
Then if it's not in, it gets here Wednesday.
Wednesday's, you have to be fucking learn the fuck.
Chazza, are you still there?
So you used to learn how to use the batteries, et cetera,
et cetera, and then hopefully we should be okay.
Pi said he would.
Cancel the radio.
What are these off fuck I don't fly
don't fly
Oh
I'll tax them
That would be sick, but I'll try and get a play out there and also if Paris
May what is name a land
For me a nation fucking France
Switzerland's closer than fucking Paris oh
Rome's right at the bottom of the that's why it's a right at the bottom of the high heel
week you know me taste you know me mate now that I'd be sick of you if we can
nip and see land off if whether if he's in or whatever hmm fuck those we'll see
anyway we'll see right but chat I will send you okay caravan charge thank you
oh yeah he is yes as fast like Joseph on the show we'll go for somebody else
Right, I will send you over to, aw, no camera on mic, what?
Fuck it, I'll send you over to him, I love him.
Ooh, maybe not.
I think the sketch is going to end, ah fuck it.
I don't think he is actually.
Right, I'll say you're up to sketch, all right.
Go and show sketch some love.
Honestly, massive, massive thank you, chat.
I appreciate you all.
Thank you to the subs, the bits, the giftings.
AFK, Ben, if I have the 30,
Alabella, give it a 30, Clark, give it a 27,
Bob, give it a 100, Irish, give it a 40, and chat.
I will see you all tomorrow.
All right, hopefully we can plan some stuff
and then go from there.
Chat, love you all.
Goodnight, God bless, sleep tight.
I see you all tomorrow.