angryginge13
š„IN A GREAT MOOD!š„VIBES ARE UPš„F MARLON!š„STILL KING OF THE JUNGLE!š„SOCCER AID MOTMš„STILL SINGLE!š„
02-16-2026 Ā· 7h 56m
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I fell straight into your arms like a drunk who's been on it all morning and the sun's
up and my head's fucked.
And immediately, Lea grabbed you, you go all red like the first time.
I love it when you do that.
I love it when you do that.
and when we swapped names and I thought maybe you'd stay trying out drink me your friends
all hated it but fucking if they talk but fucking if they try to catch you cause I'd rather go
Let you down. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello that shot. Hope you're all doing fun.
Dabby, Dosey, welcome in to today's stream. Whoa. I am in a fucking good mood.
Voice sounds like Matt Simpson.
Ah, hold me.
Have you been eating donuts again?
Hold me. Hold me.
Just say it. Just say it.
I'm quite good at Matt.
But fucking if they talk,
fucking if they try to get to us,
and rather go blind,
let you down.
What a tune! Honestly I don't know why I don't know why I'm in such a fucking good
mood but it's Monday and we're in a good mood! I don't know why I'm just fucking
I just love music fucking love music my cat died oh okay now talk about killing
the fucking mood. W, not W, not W, I meant rest in peace, rest in... rest in peace, um,
to um, hang on a minute. Rest in peace to Anders's cat, Anders's cat, sorry, I got confused
Rest in peace to Anders is Cat. Obviously I never met the cat.
Rest in peace to, of course, there's a certain song I'd like to play.
hmm that's the one that's the one as he and his cat has passed away I'd like to
dedicate the next song to Anders his cat
Pussycat, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, pussycat, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pussycat, pussycat on.
Rest in peace to Anders, his pussycat.
Rest in peace to Anders, his pussycat.
wow such a cat whoa whoa whoa what's new pussy cat whoa whoa whoa
it's alright if you have your revenge on a spike goal should play you let the dogs out
Anyway, am I actually the cat's funeral?
Oh, are you having one Anders?
Not sure.
Lindsay, do you have a 19 TJ?
Five out of three months as well, mate.
Excuse me.
A lion of the form of Johnno!
We've got Johnno with a 45.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, brother. Thank you, Johnno.
Legend man, thank you, brother.
of that bro what is he on about right oh I'm gone I'd like to put my music on now yeah
chat mate on a set chat I woke up today went to play paddle fucking what the
Arons and Robbo's ass not big row a different Robbo right me and Taze we
beat him six no of our hands in the pockets by the way
Jono Jono where the five where the five Jono where the five thank you very much mate I appreciate that Jono fucking legend
Oh, I'm gone
Thank you very much Jono you're fucking go mate
I've ever been to Middlesbrough
No, I don't believe so Amy tibet 25 mate. Thank you very much. Hey make fucking go on Amy. Thank you very much
Why is he not playing the music now?
Oh chill bro chill
Zara Louise with a 5 as well
Go on Zara, thank you very much
Chaz I need you tomorrow all day
If you send me the location
Then I'll be right there
Go on Amy Walker
Thank you very much mate, fucking legend Amy
Thank you
Thank you very much Amy
Kieran for the 31ers world man
Zara for the gifted, fucking legends
similar location this year about vacation, flight catching, train taking as soon as probation.
I was saying to you, I ain't saying that shit. Oh, to the prime mate,
Kirstie to the prime as well, man. Ella for the nine months, A.A. United, thank you very much.
Cassie! Cassie where the five, where the five? Cassie where the five?
Backpack is not there, but he's getting delivered early morning tomorrow.
So the good thing about that is one will have it from the lamp. That's that's the good thing
We'll have it from the lamp. That's the main thing
Bad news obviously we can't use it tomorrow
But we what connection should be fine tomorrow because obviously Simon's dreaming as well. So he would have started the Wi-Fi out
Third thing
So I think Viva for the 21 May. Thank you very much, man. Thank you
lead the army bad ratio
Free tsunami free punani. Oh
fucking unbelievable
Honest, anyway, what's the same me day me day me day, right? So
What's tomorrow Simon's paddle tournament IRL Simon's paddle tournament
Well, I'm going to Milan. Oh, ding dong. You missed the stream yesterday. We are going
to Milan for the Winter Olympics. And then also when we're done, whatever I need to do
there, we're going to go and do some IRLs, hopefully. Right. What else was going to say?
oh yeah me day me day woke up i'm gonna minute you need to watch Tyson fury's
presser of today yeah i saw john fury kicking off i didn't watch at all is it is it a good watch
yeah all right okay anyway woke up today uh went to play paddles said that five times now
I'll stop in turn to me please chat. Thank you
Then
Do you know what I played paddle for about an hour and a half and I thought I've got a bit of time here
Let's go to the gym
These biceps aren't gonna fucking grow themselves
by the way
Unbelievable right then it went to this went it went on a steak with
Me Nana sister and my mother
And then drove home had the tunes blasting in the car. It was fucking unbelievable
unbelievable and then we got what we're back the diet diet is on point don't
worry mate diet is good I've never been so locked into my diet it's unbelievable
like I'm eating so healthy it's unbelievable I've never been so locked
locked in. I've never been so locked in. 90 to 24 mate. Thank you very much man. Thank
you. 95 to 24. Did you play part today? Yeah, I played part today mate. That's where I did
you know. Oh.
Asampic. Asampic. Asampic does the opposite of the gym by the way. Asampic in Manjaro
waste you away. Hence why you lose weight. You also lose weight because of muscle. That's
why people lose fucking 20 kg in a month, two months. See, I mean, that's why. Waste
you away, mate. If you remember a cheat meal, couldn't have grown any more, but I've not.
Manjaro is rancid. Why would you bother? Well, no, I don't bother. And the point is I'm
I'm not fucking lazy, I'm gonna do it rather than myself.
If you died in your arms tonight.
Oh, that's your point, yeah, that's.
I just died in your arms tonight.
Right, hang on a minute, yeah.
I'm just going to shut the fuck up because I'm looking at the
account following 26 seconds ago. Remember my first time having a
share but may fuck off. The steak was unbelievable. I'm not even joking.
is so good. Watch KSI video with you.
Oh, this was so good to film, by the way. This was so good to film chat.
This was so good. I've not, I've not actually seen it. I started the
first time I see it now. What an unbelievable video.
I was a fucking judge on Britain's Got Talent.
And I would like to clarify this was before I was king of the jungle.
The line of his nuts.
Thank you.
Unbelievable video by the way, but I've not watched it yet.
Just using the set is fucking it bothers fucking it.
This is the actual set as well chat.
Honey gee, do you get it?
Do you get it?
It's not actually honey gee.
Not actually, honey, gee.
That's good, that.
What the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
Why the fuck are we...
Why are we doing this?
Why are we doing this?
It's Quarkasix on a Monday, why?
I'm a fucking day off.
Go on Jack, cheer up, brother mate.
Did you see the best thing I do?
Say, get on with it!
Get on with it!
Alright then.
Alright, let's do it.
Tell you what, right, the best thing I'm gonna do
is I need to...
I need somebody I think I've got a connection with.
Let me have a look.
I'm, in fact, an age.
Could I make you float in the air?
Yeah.
Alright, fantastic.
Come up here with me.
No, that's not right.
Oh, is he interested?
Thank you so much for coming up here.
There we go.
Right, I'm gonna make you float in the air.
We're gonna do it really quickly.
And when we finish, I'll give you a prize for helping.
this is weird and I just need you to trust me on this what I need you to
just sit up on my table right here there we go so yeah I'm good you're
actually a bigger fella than I thought you were this is are are you nervous is
there an audience I must see things no yeah there is an audience yeah legs over
here it was sold out me like got high on stage before I've been high on this
right and switch one switch towards me. Not actually an audience and taking the piss.
But it's going to be amazing. I'm not going to hurt you all right. One more.
Yes, Bino. You're live on stream mate, you all right?
You've got a couple of boys that want to meet me.
Where are you Bino?
I'm on the outboard.
I'm on the outboard.
Right, OK.
Who are we speaking to?
Clifton Ball Team.
Who?
Clifton Ball Team.
Clifton Ball.
Clifton Ball.
Can somebody speak English?
Say it, please.
Oh, I like a camera.
Clifton Ball.
Clifton... Oh, Cliftonville.
in the bill and any of you going play in
PSG and Arsenal
ah I fucking enjoy it boys don't go there looking for a result just fucking have fun
I can't he's broke
hang on there you go
Hey! Do I say hello to the stream?
No, just out of curiosity, Bino, how old are they?
Right, no worries. Jack, can you screenshot Bino being surrounded by 13-year-old boys? Thank you.
See you in a bit, Bino. See you in a bit, boys. Good luck.
what a fucking weirdo what a fucking weirdo
cross your arms like this cross path like with the worst ever opening sentence
to a phone call I had changed I've got a few boys here I want to meet you all
right jade mate it's a fucking interesting way to say it
What is that? Just 20 grams of protein.
I wonder how this actually did work.
That's a joke of it. How did this actually work?
Our money's up platform and mirrors, and you are in the adieu
I
Forgot to clap and cheer as well
Is your dad really who do this?
Wait
You went underneath him chat
The video called it's on JJ's channel. It's on all our channels actually
But JJ's main amazed me when 5,000 Brits got talent
I can't remember this, but...
Oh yeah, I do, actually, yeah.
One, two, three, four.
Here we go, let's have a look.
All right, so it's a lollipop and a hug.
Go, so here you go.
Oh, yeah, I do actually, yeah.
There we go.
I'm scared, I'm scared, no, but I know you're drunk.
All right, there we go.
All right, right, that's it.
George, did you get that, though?
But the magic there, Chaps, right,
is he chose number four,
but every other one had lap dance on.
I don't, like, how do you do that?
To be fair, I could have put it
chose for to be honest.
That's it, that's me done in the words of my ex-girlfriend.
I'm going to leave you now, have a lovely day, thank you for having me.
Ha ha ha.
I mean, congratulations, wonderful.
Yeah bro!
I took it off if I was saying that.
No, no, no, but let me just try some of it with you, look at me.
Oh my god, this is mental.
The last three digits of your phone number.
Alright.
three two wait is that right that's my old number that's your old number yeah
but how did you guess my old number god knows I'm going how much is that
yeah genuinely six feet we do yo was I floating that he didn't guess it well I
mean he's just the last three minutes last three numbers make you must have been
about that far off the table what I was there was nothing underneath my
there bring in the next person they've not shown that by the way no word of a
lie I went on my phone and checks with dead yeah I got his old number up it was
Jenny's odd number
You must have a fucking decent bird mate third place
Is that it?
No, no, no. Yes.
I think I know.
Yeah, you have to tell him to start.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, yeah.
Okay.
He's taking the...
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
What are you doing?
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Where's the...
The end is off. I can't remember this to be honest.
I'm...
Oh, this is so scoffing.
You're looking out!
Whoa!
He's here!
What?
Why why why why why? Where is it?
I can't remember this. How long ago was this?
October make no...
Yeah October, October, September?
I didn't sign up for that. What the fuck was that, by the way?
Am I six years old? I got paid to go on it, no way.
Look at me, given a 25, man, you've got a 25, brother.
I compared to that, so I'd say this talent is probably 1%.
Oh, really? So far, yeah.
This Saturday, 21st of February, don't miss Prince Glark talent,
9 on ITV
That's all that I didn't...
Oh boy, that's all that I did
And make sure to subscribe
Listen, when J-Dash is here, YouTube video
You're gonna do it right
Ah, no free promo, no free promo
Oh, apologies
What's your name?
My name is Aki
You got two minutes to survive
Someone's chasin' up there
Five years ago
My friend's parents got into an argument
and it men
Go on Holly with a 10 year mad bitch
Holly!
Thank you very much
I appreciate a 10 love
Thank you very very very very much love
I appreciate that. What's funny just chill out
and concentrate
My friend's parents got into an argument
and it men
led to the breakdown of their marriage
I told you I'm not doing something
Sorry
keep going keep going
No, I said with your card in it. I said I'm not doing it. I don't work on me
I think it's been more than justified up to now
Track in more than just if I'd yeah
You need to know, I don't know what you're doing today, when you're giving birth, you need to know.
I was just about 19 minutes when he told us, when they scored outside, take a hold and pull in there, or four holes.
You're pulling the pin, but you didn't even take it out, you just didn't want to stay alive.
I was wrong with you.
What the fuck?
Can't you just go for a day?
Vangelic Waste, no, he's not got a mic on.
I don't know what you're doing.
Calm down, this is in this corner.
What the fuck is that over at this point they might have beaten you to a pulp
It's in a poo.
So you get your body back.
You.
You.
Your body.
You have sacrificed your life
for your parents' marriage.
What the fuck?
That was magical that brother. Yeah, I felt that yeah felt that from here
Cuz you know what I've had a couple scenarios where I've had a shit in the bin
So it gets me. Yeah, so I was waiting for a beat to drop though. No, it's just the argument
Just the argument. It's meant to stop people from fighting your friends can be arguing
He didn't get a ground for that.
Oh my god he is! Can you survive the two minutes? Oh my god.
It's been a pleasure but please leave.
Nice to meet you.
Oh no he's not, never mind.
Yeah none of us can click yet.
Was it solo or was it like...
It was pretty exciting like a nerd in the bin bag.
That's a good one.
Is that time for the next act?
Yeah.
please can we bring on the next act this guy was the best thing about that
That is right. I've said to Denji before that, look, if you just buzz whoever comes on straight away, I'll give you. I can't remember what I said.
And he's fucking done it and I just left out that conversation. I was fucking brilliant.
I'm gonna avoid his one.
No way really. Yeah, it's alright.
Thanks. So, my name is Kiran and I'm RollerBowlerBoy.
Okay. You know what I mean.
BowlerBoy.
No, not Bowler.
Not Bowler.
Oh.
You have two minutes.
minutes. It's a joke. It's like
you're funny. Are you funny?
Oh, this is good.
Oh, my god. No.
How do people, by the way, learn
this? Mr. Bucket for the 27, mate.
Ginger freak. Wow. Cheers, mate.
Ethan. Chivita. Five months.
I think jibba-sibba-een-cat or jibba-three-months mate.
Hi!
What was the actual song?
What the hell?
Like, I can't remember, they might have been this.
Dan the Man said it's actually pretty easy to do, fuck.
Fuck you now.
We've done the man, 0-7-6-6, thinks it's easy, it must be.
Go on, Daniel, my dad.
There's no way he's gonna get on top of both.
I wonder if he's show a certain bit in this.
Oh!
Oh, my.
Whoa!
No!
No, there's no way he's gonna...
Oh my god!
It's unreal, it's still easy down there man.
Hey Joe Kelly for having a 35 mate, thank you Joe.
Oh
Yeah, they put it in they put it in they put it in
I'll marry this
No, I'm alright thanks for the minute columns
maybe like I don't know. Matty, do you have 11 months mate? Thank you Matty mate.
Excuse me. He does it in the end though, doesn't he look?
Yes
How much is that
Fair play, you know, genuinely fair play
I'll be sorry about it mate.
Well, congratulations bro.
Thanks boys.
Whee!
That's one so far.
The bucket relaxed.
Unreal.
What did you wear?
He's wearing a Dragon Ball Z U-DIC.
That's what they call it.
We'll be back to see Ryan.
Check out the problem of this mate.
We'll be on the next act please.
Hello!
Hi!
Hi!
I can't believe I'm here right now.
This is so cool!
Whoa!
What's your name?
I'm Tamsin.
Wow, you're so happy.
happy I love it I'm so excited I'm gonna be doing magic yeah I love my joke so do I stop
time starts now yeah okay so I'm gonna come down here okay I need you KSI yeah
do you look after this okay mr. tunnel female version okay yeah but she's
I love that.
Can you whenever you like, just say the word stop.
Okay. Stop.
Okay. That's the card.
I'm going to show you.
Yep.
Remember it.
Don't tell me what it is.
Okay.
Just remember it, okay?
Alright.
Go back in.
Can you place your hand out and put your other hand on top.
Sandwich it.
Now, just go do the magic.
Oh, wow.
I've got your card.
I just need a bit of magic.
Now, open up that box.
I hope that voice has been hidden, tie time and reveal what's inside.
Oh wow, it's inside.
But, let me have that back please.
And if you thought that was cool, you can open it back.
And I'm just gonna go back on this side.
Yeah, I think he's very high.
I'm going to shuffle it up.
So your card is now mixed in the deck again.
No need to email while they're in magic.
Wonder if she actually did catch it or did she never let go of it.
Let's have a look.
Let's have a look.
See that card is that card stayed in her hand there, so she's got the cards there, so have
a look here. Ah she already had it! See? Look! Look! She froze the deck of cards in the
air with a right hand but she's still got the card in her left hand. You see
her holding it and then as she brings it back around oh she's caught one
coincidently.
I
Interested
Check complete offside
Go on slingo
Yes
Honestly, you're too happy for your own good
I loved it. I thought it was amazing. Congratulations. You are amazing. And I don't mean to be rude,
but could you pick up them cars before you go? Yeah, please don't laugh. Thank you.
Don't worry, I'll get them. All 52, please. Thank you. Okay, okay.
No, don't tell them to say shit up your ginger say that to it. Yeah, if you make a mess you clean it up
Say you ginger
Say it
You are a ginger
No, you're a ninja star!
Yeah!
I can't believe I've got first impressions, got talent!
Wow, that is such a cool memory!
Wow!
Do me a favour, when you come out of here, let me know what you've been smoking, cause I need some water.
Have a good day!
You too!
She might have literally just punched her all through the wall.
And we'll just never know.
I'm Laura I'm from Belfast and I've decided to come on shout be no even though he's not from Belfast
okay so we're gonna get you oh my god he's Vod guy he's Vod guy no faster than I can stack
12 cups 10 times in a row wait what by the way I'm fuming about this I have to be a hot dog
No.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
She's human about this.
You have to eat the bread as well.
Okay.
What?
It's a bit cold there.
Oh, Deadji, come on.
Sorry.
I mean, so entitled.
That's out of my control.
That's out of my control.
Don't worry about that one.
I'm sorry.
So do one of us just have to finish all of us?
All of you.
So nobody can let the two of you in?
I've got this.
I've got this.
I think me and Deadji will be all right.
There's my top level athletes here.
We don't really eat.
Exactly.
So I'll stack the cups.
Nice teeny.
A pyramid of three cups and a pyramid of three cups all the way up and all the way back down
The count is one. Oh, wow, okay, and I'll try and do that ten times by the time all of us eat one hot dog
Hopefully yeah got no chance. Yeah, there's no way. Okay. You ready? Wait, wait
Right you you say go we're on your time. This was cool. Ten years ago. Yeah, I'd be with my juice
That's one oh my we've got the
quick three four oh no five six this is not it seven oh my god you're not doing
five was that are you so weird do I do by the way no one can see this but
Everyone's panning six seven in the group because you're in the group in the chat because you're all word
Um, I've got invite all judges up on a stage tie them all together and then leave it for two minutes
Only one finished no one no then I'm the winner I mean
We can still buzz you
I like him!
No, you've not done that.
You've not just done that.
That was horrible for Nick, yeah.
So you are not getting Ā£1,000 now.
Alright, you're not getting Ā£1,000.
Oh my god, that was horrible!
No, you're so bad.
So bad.
No, we didn't do that.
I thought you were great.
If he thought you were that good, he would still give you the grant, to say.
In fact, really grand worthy, though.
What?
He's got a point.
No offense, sorry.
No, but we accepted the challenge and we failed.
I mean, the only way to save her is to get rid of the golden buzzer.
You said you're too easy, Degi. You said you'd be the first one done.
N-When? No, I didn't say that!
No, you did actually. Yeah, you did.
You did, didn't you?
Right now, I did not say anything.
I'll be honest, I think me and Degi will be alright.
Wow.
You also, you were ungrateful about the temperature of the food. No.
Five grand!
Five grand!
Five grand!
the fucking staff in books
fuck me sideways
five grand by the way, mental
Why is everyone the more everyone looks like a pirate? Yeah
Sorry and no disrespect
I've never been called a pirate before well, it's in again to see you your time starts now
Oh, you'll compare
This is mental by the way.
He's licking the eyes.
Oh man is this.
Blazing down fella.
Oh my god.
It's retractable, it's not. Watch. Just watch.
We'd be able to tell when we pull it out, whether it's...
We'd be able to tell.
Pulsing it out of his teeth. No, my point is, mate, we'd be able to tell because when
we're removing it from his mouth, we'd feel it and it hits it here, it hit rolling off
his teeth.
Karaman Chaza, there's one thing you know, mate, just please keep it to yourself because
you fucking clues about eating sobs
It's the way you let it drop
That's mad
I don't want to see that. I can't see this. I can't see that.
Oh my god. I can't see this.
I was worried about the way he stepped up.
But it's gone.
It's gone away. It's gone away.
Whoa!
Whoa!
What the hell!
Oh my god!
He has to bend his body by the way.
He has to bend his body by the way he ganked as well
To be honest, I don't really know what to say. It's good
Does it actually go down your throat? Yeah, but it was real
I saw it!
I mean, you can handle it if you want.
I wouldn't touch the blade because it is covered in my...
Slava.
Yeah, I'll touch it.
No, don't touch it.
Oh my god, it actually has got his slava all over it.
Did you look?
No!
Did you?
Give it a sniff.
JJ, look, give that a sniff.
Do you want us to debate?
No.
Yeah, yeah, no!
No, but listen though, this is what I want to know.
So, I was not going to say how because I know you know what, you know what, tell us how.
I mean, practice.
There's no trick.
Oh.
There's no trick.
So the curve one's quite, like, difficult.
It's technically the, like, most curved sword anyone's ever followed.
No!
I've seen curvy ones.
On world records, 133, that's 145 degrees.
Wow.
In his curvature.
It's a bit slobbery.
I've run out of so much, sorry.
JJ's turn, Jason.
Why did you boss? Yeah, can you can you retract it because I think nothing does the job
I know I the reason I buzz I didn't want to see it. That's why so I thought maybe me buzzing would stop it
No, it was good though. Well, you know what? I'm gonna void his
Fucking I'm real
Disgusting but sick
Also these people that get in the grunts miss like be doing all right. They don't fucking like right
What's your name fucking grant? I'm 13. I'm from London. This is quite funny this guy
Kind of channel for I don't know
I'm just joking don't get tired relax you take models in the keyboard patch
Clare side flexing shana I like his logons to him
Prime in December can't find a win
Shana rap but singing at 2 too much but you need to hush
Gege ran out of luck hence so big your brothers ooh ooh
Let me not say that word angry ginger way too ginger like mr
Yenai to Jinjo way too ginger like mr
that word. Angry ginger way to
you need to hop off now.
season two. Your breath
your breath just an age.
your money. Mr. shit. Your
money. You look like a D. It's
kind of a candy. It's a
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I'm not gonna lie to you man. You can't even fight in the ring. Let me leave you like just get out of the ring
That is the best line in the whole thing
That's the best line in the whole thing
Oh
I don't understand why yeah, no listen again
He freestyled the whole thing to be fat sir
Tazie's goes right
Come on! Come on! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
That was cold. The bars at me didn't like but...
See, there we go, there we go!
Very hard feelings as I said.
No, no, it was cold. You're very good.
I'm what, you're 13.
Yeah, by the way, I had lyrics planned.
I forgot the lyrics right before I came on stage.
That was all the freestyle.
Whoa!
You should've just run off what I saw.
No, bro, you did well, let's stood up!
And then you solid yo
And he said JJ sit down stop laughing
true
Elias
Yeah, well done by myles
backplay
And you can continue watching that on the KSI YouTube channel
Interesting anyway
What as you know, I'll carry on watching if you want it's up to you. Do you want me to?
Jod, are we two? It's up to you
Yeah, all right, sorry, I'll find my way into crack on it. There's not long left of it anyway
Jody!
5 out of 5! Nice, good job, Jody!
5 out of 5, get the fucking legend, Jody. Thank you very much, love. Thank you
Now you're second, what's your name again?
Elias
Elias, bro
Yeah, well done, bro.
Thank you, big thing.
Wait, am I actually that big?
No, I'm not big.
I'm not big enough.
Please take me to him.
Do you know why you must be?
Because I weren't even written.
So yeah, that was a great sale.
Holy!
Holy, man, I'm fine.
Man, I'm fine.
Holy, man, I'm fine.
Come on, Holly.
Thank you very much.
Man, I'm fine.
Look.
It's your IQ though.
Because every time you go inside Menomongous, you just, you're so bad at it.
Man, it's really fucking tight.
It's hot.
Man, I'm not bad though.
Okay, it's time to go.
Bye-bye.
Man, I'm not bad though.
I'm not bad though.
Okay, it's time to go, bye bye.
Not mine, he got one.
I like that, I like that.
He's sick. He's sick.
Bring up the next sentence.
Oh hey!
What's your name?
I'm Steph.
Hi Steph.
Hi.
What are you doing for us today?
I'm gonna hurl a hoop.
Oh, that's very cool.
We've got only music.
Oh.
What's up?
Cheers right mate. Just another one. Yeah. Hey, Barb, 24, mate. Thank you, brother. Thank you, man.
That's very cool.
Ellie, have a seat on me. Welcome in, Helette.
Oh, he followed the put in play.
I'm going to get a lay-top from.
Wait, can you just go straight to all of them?
No, build up, build up.
Okay, yeah!
Oh
Muddies up
This one gardens, yeah
damn cuz Kane
MOTHERFUCKER
Hey Ally ŠŃŠµ De Formals thank you very much Ally
Studies
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It was 159!
She messed up.
That was a breakfast.
Yeah, sure.
It was 159!
I love you, man.
So I'm looking at the mess up.
Man.
Nah.
Yeah, sure.
I'm directing chat.
On purpose or not, I'm directing.
I think you did amazing. It was good.
She's still there.
That's very sick.
accident.
She's not happy.
Yeah, go on.
That's like your problem, man.
Thank you so much, darling.
Bring in the next person.
Yes.
Okay.
Lean on bot, lean on bot.
Uh, names?
Uh, Neil Stax and Kix.
I am Sean. This is Michael and Scott.
Okay. In my opinion,
I thought these were the best.
You have two minutes to survive.
Three, two, begin.
I love the Scottish Padpipes.
I love them.
No offense, I just wasn't impressed.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you. Thank you. You're lucky.
You ruined that.
You ruined that. Oh my. Oh, wow.
Hey, what are your names?
So, my name is Shauna and this is for a fail.
Hey guys, you have two minutes. Begin.
Two minutes, let's do it.
Let me just fucking get my camera ready. Hang on.
Good on going, minute.
Here we go.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
There you go.
you
you
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you
you
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Know what let's not do that
I
Congratulations, you won five thousand
40 for the 33
next person please
I'm not Nibbley
oh what
he's going on
look everyone's on a pirate
oh my god
no I'm not being funny with you
what's going on in Blackpool
oh hey
what's your name
my name is Hyena
GILF
you came
you came all the way from Ukraine
we stay here now
you live in England
Well, you have two minutes. Good luck.
That's about the same big thing as that.
Oh, that's cute.
Oh, that's cute.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Some people being funny in the chat, but the messages aren't going through because
of block terms.
So I'll start letting you know.
Get it!
Oh!
Get it!
Oh!
Get it off!
Get it off!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Go on, F*** God, man.
F***ing CC, mate.
Chris, 21, brother.
Hey, Jem, you're the third of three,
mums, mate.
Thomas, you're a f***ing weirdo.
One inch down,
jibber the 14, mate.
It's not the interest in this isn't it?
What no, he's found a 30 mate!
Easy as tug yeah, oh my god.
What?
No, that was too fast!
What's going on here?
That was so quick!
Winter is so quick.
Where's the gestalt?
Where's the gestalt?
The finish was nice.
The cut-draw is starting but it ain't gonna fucking watch you call it.
I ain't gonna fucking start another fight with this.
Wait, sir?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I was fine.
Well done.
Where you at?
I'm sick.
We're here today to show you our skills and hope for you guys like it.
All right, well, see you next...
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm not sure if you can see it please.
Can we see it please?
Can we see it?
I need two of you to be very brave and join me on stage.
Oh my gosh.
Go on, go on.
I'm gonna stay there.
What the fuck?
Can we also judge a Reignia?
Where the fuck is Reignia?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Where the fuck is that other balloon gun that she swallowed?
No, I'm not looking.
No, I'm not looking.
No, I'm not looking.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh my...
Stop, stop.
Please.
Thank you, my lovely.
Thank you.
So fucked.
I got knocked.
Do you want that?
See what I mean? Yeah, go on in.
Yeah, I thought so. How long did I get to?
No, it's time, the timer ran out, but...
Wow.
Okay, think of me while you fall asleep.
No. Oh!
I'll keep this rubber glove.
See you later. Take care.
No, I'm not.
Move it, please, move it, please, please.
Oh, mate, you got a rubber glove on. Come on, don't get...
Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching. Be sure to subscribe also
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These people are gonna watch this
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Write the draw
Absolutely, I'm gonna come...
Ladies up!
I'm gonna come and take a seat next year. Who's it very quickly? Can this happen again?
Sorry, we're on TNT. We can't get a fucking unfogged camera
Amazing the fifth round draw is coming up and I'll tell you what we'll find out who your opponents potentially could be
Where's your board jit gone? Where's your board jit gone?
Fucking any a little come on soon
first time in ever-much century.
Go on, start from the 32, mate.
It's been only 30 years since they've been in the straw,
they've been switched on Friday night
since their Hollywood story continues.
Only two of the last five champions are still in it,
including 2023 winners Manchester City,
who made it 17 straight FA cut wins
at the anti-hats.
Do you see us offered?
And 2020...
Solver did a lot better, by the way,
on the last two now.
The champions Liverpool beat Bryson
to put their good transfer spot,
video's back tomorrow
I think he's landing back today but he's landing in London
I'll walk round the weaver, innit? Fifth.
Aw, the best fucking commentators. Go on, Darren Fletcher.
That's right, Darren.
of the greatest ever if he copped up say what do you think was it yeah yeah okay
now you're the last non-league side left in the competition let's see if these
two alongside us can give you something else to shout about pulling the balls
out tonight we've got three times men's FA Cup winner Joe Cole and five time
Women's FA Cup winner Karen Karnick, so we're all stressed.
Where she was at any alluco, she's got 100 caps there for England.
So far we've had a bit of everything.
Didn't know you'd realised.
I am feeling the pressure if I don't say about tonight as well from the fans behind me,
but I am really excited about it, so yeah, can't wait.
Artificial pitch out there, it takes you, Coley, back to the cages in Peckham all those years ago.
Not Peckham, Kentish Town, both of them, but I'll train with the boys and I'll let me tell you
it's very very difficult to recover as a 44 year old man. The boys were brilliant by the way.
They looked after us. You'll see some footage afterwards. I would tear up one of the day.
I thought I'd like to see Joe Cole train with the Marcus Field. That was some great footage, that.
Okay, so some of the numbers to take a look at tonight.
Ennio Luco not chosen for the draw. You've got to have a look at you.
Where's Ian writing all this?
Fuckin' joke.
Here we go.
McHisfield or Brentford, I'm gonna be honest.
If it was anyone else bought Brentford, I think McHisfield would have done it, but Brentford
are the shit houses that set pieces there, and you don't really, you don't really need
a graph pitch for set pieces.
What are you ready?
Put the balls in the hole.
So Karen, hold on.
Are they all in?
I've got a little discipline as well, check in here.
Here we go.
Karen, you're doing the home team.
Anyalooka wouldn't make that joke.
It's time for the draw.
How are we doing it, Joe?
For the fifth round of the FA Cup.
Just put your hand in the glove.
Come on, Karen, off you go.
First one out.
first one number two. So number two. Fullen. Fullen. Here we go. Fullen will get. New Castle
I reckon. Should have left you for that shouldn't have. I know you should. Here we go. I'll wait.
Put your hand down mate. That's a semi-rod Stuart Joe not a four on me. We're not there yet.
number four. Number four is
Alfa. He was in. Winnable alpha.
at the weekend against. He's
actually winnable to be found.
Alfa. You called it. Number 11.
So, number 11. I'm going to put
me bet on. I'm going to put 500
either Rexham Mansfield number three number three are Sunderland or Norwich
that's what I'm gonna go at home number 13 Newcastle United
Well, you know what? I write that because that's actually a fucking big day out for
sitting up and at least the players can play in front of the crowd and get that sort of
experience. Not bad that. Not bad that.
The bet's a bet.
He wants a sub chat. I bet he'll get Liverpool. Norwich.
Angri Ginge with the 100 gifted.
Go on, Angri Ginge.
AKA, voila.
Go on, Liverpool to Mansfield.
Number nine, Mansfield Town, Nigel Pugler.
Here we go.
Are we feeling that as football?
No result in the weekend.
All right, ready?
Here we go. What did that result of the weekend? Do you know what? I bet that you're Arsenal.
Number six. Number five.
Ah!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Shock.
Number five.
There you go.
Man's field against Arsenal. I don't know whether Nigel will thank us for that.
Shock.
Number 12.
No, number 12 is Wolverhamson.
I wonder if Muckersfield would want a home game or an away game.
away game they get the big away but then home game have got the home advantage
wolves in Liverpool
Number five is Rexham.
I tell you what, this could be the battle in the television life if this is Rexham.
I'll tell you what, if Marcusfield win and they at home advantage, they might beat Weston.
I do think Brentford will be in them unfortunately. I'd love Marcus Fielter to win them.
He's Robby Savage still manager
No, he's not oh shit. Yes, really brother
It was Bobby Savage who's he puts money into it I think in it
It gives the boys some target to play for tonight, doesn't it?
What?
So it gives the boys some target to play for tonight, doesn't it?
Oh, he was manager.
Oh, OK, there you go.
The lad's going to be so up for it tonight.
I mean, yeah, what a draw that would be.
Really?
Super, super excited about it tonight now.
Good luck tonight.
So the reward for the winners of tonight is West Ham away.
Thank you all.
That concludes the fifth round draw.
Tides will be played on the weekend at the 7th of the 8th.
Well, there you have it.
FA Cup done.
I reckon FA Cup winners this year.
FA Cup winners this year.
Let's have a look at it.
FA Cup.
I'm going to go.
you
you
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Hey James, do you ever miss being rimmed job?
All right, I can afford a Ferrari
Chases Instagram yeah, I've definitely not seen it
I'm glad you're spamming it because you wouldn't have been the only person out of the nine thousand to tell me mate
Fucking hell man!
Wooo!
I love how you just always say ego, it's so weird.
So weird.
Right, let me get in Discord.
What's T.C. saying?
I'm a celebrity.
Wouldn't say I'm missing it, right?
But I'd say I miss the people.
And I miss just waking up, going out on a chat.
Do you know what I mean?
I miss the vibe.
But no, I'm definitely not missing it, never.
Someone just said,
fake chat,
L-Flex
Brilliant brilliant hey Tom Griffo Chippeners 70 mate. Thank you very much for that. Thank you mate
I'm a bought nice shake someone I thought I can't do anything right here the minute kind of fuck me
Right he's shaking discord
Oh, you all right, J.K.?
Yeah, not too bad, mate.
That's cool.
B-Thank, Jody!
Jody with a 25!
Go on, Jody!
Go on, Jody.
Thank you very much, mate.
Pull my string cause I'm a better man
Moving on to better things
J-O-R-R-R-D
J-O-R-R-R-D
Go on Jordy, thank you very much mate
Thank you brother
Thank you bro, honestly, you're the fucking legend man, thank you mate
Hell, hello
Hi mate, you okay?
Yeah I was
Oh, what's up with you?
I mean, chat about it for me to fucking play with you, didn't they?
Yeah, that's what I was saying. I don't know when that happens.
Yeah, fucking tell them... Can I just say, Jakey, you're actually looking, Ravis, get it?
Really?
Nope.
Ah.
See, that's not nice, actually. I thought I looked quite big today. I'll be face-like.
It's like the point, you know, where your face, like, blends into your neck. He's actually a warrior.
Can you... Right. Can we stop doing this?
What?
where you pretend you're actually asked.
Because you're not that worried, are you?
Well, I'm a bit worried, yeah, I've got my bed in the morning, I've checked the mirror, I think, fuck it out.
Yeah, but...
There's a famous saying I said years ago.
Oh, yeah?
Don't get angry at the mirror.
Fix the reflection.
No, I'm not saying buy a new mirror. I'm saying don't get angry because what you see is not
what you want. Take time out of your day to put your full fat drink down. Take your time
How do you date to just, I'm going to minute, I've been censored by a Vod guy.
I'm not fucking doing it by the way mate, I don't waste calories on full fat, I go zero sugar.
What's the Vod guy?
You go zero sugar?
Mhmm.
Are you sure?
Yeah I do, unless it's a treat.
Are you positive?
Er, yeah I am, yeah.
because this is you in December if you don't sort your life out
oh I know what he's sending you here because he said this is my chat the
other day yeah
do you want to actually be concerned it's possible it's not because you've
actually got a chin there so what I've actually somehow got what you call it
You've got more of a facial structure there than you do now.
I've got a camel sole for some reason.
I've got a camel sole.
Well, Jakey, if you were to ever get to that point,
I think you would take the crown for Ikea.
I thought it was that corner to you.
Yeah, that's got to stop by the way because like I said I had a 12 year old
who was with me the other day and he only got f**king f**ked in the throat so...
What was that sorry?
I nearly put his child in the throat the other day because he came up to me and went
Where's Ikea? Where's Ikea?
Well why didn't you just get Google Maps out and f**king show him where it was then?
How egotistical to assume that he was on about your girlfriend.
What does that say about you and what you think of your girlfriend?
you look at Ellie as a piece of meat.
Or do you actually appreciate the woman that she is?
Because that is absolutely disgusting.
What if he genuinely was just looking for a new top shelf
or a new bed or a new desk?
It's not what you're led with there actually.
What I'm led with?
Yeah.
Well, he had a picture of me as well, does that?
Oh my fucking God.
Oh my God.
My fucking god
It's not that is it Jake
Wow, and you can tell that's fake you don't say red blommies shit
Well, you can tell mine's fake.
Well, take some looking into it, though, don't it?
I mean, you look at that on mine there and go,
oh, don't say Red Bull fake.
Yours has actually got the same shirt on you wearing today.
It's a cat.
Pardon?
It's a cat.
One more time, sorry?
It's a cat.
It's a cat.
Mate, Joe Matisse always told me he got sucked down.
Let me guess, similar to your streams, on original content?
Okay, yeah.
Shock.
Alright.
I'm not even going to do that, because I've got respect for you.
No, take it away please.
Alright, and...
Hi guys, how are we all doing? How are we all alright?
What's your play, guys? Darts? Yeah, go on, darts.
I I I literally played that's late at night. That's it. Right now. Let me check if me dogs dead. No not dead crack on
Oh, she watched some YouTube guys
I I don't watch YouTube on stream listen eating. I only watch it then because I was actually in the video
No.
I've got to get me some of this shit.
Right, TFF guys.
Mate, you're in for me.
50% of your content in a minute is fucking TFF.
I don't know if you're watching.
You're watching your stream for four hours.
It's not really because the chat wants TFF.
I don't know why they wouldn't do it.
Every time I say Dinos did they want it?
They didn't want a Dinos yesterday, so I didn't do one.
Yeah, it's that's back in on that.
the game then. Yeah, it's going to know.
It's going to know. Oh my god. Do I also can go on. Go on.
Yo mama. That's not one. God.
It's not incest, is it? It's in bread. Incest and in bread is the same.
in bread. Do you know which one do you prefer? Oh what do you call the teller it's in between
two people. What do you call the teller it's in between two people of people that I like
the same as him in bread. The teller is in bread and the other two objects are similar
to him. What the fuck have you just said? Have you just had a stroke? No that was a thinker.
start thinking mate it's a fucking done and dealt with it was shit
i'm like death on the norm game if i'm gonna do that
i won't do that
can i put me in good norm boys so i'm
wait
i won't do that
i won't
is that you
i'm a norm
you're a norm are ya
yeah i'm a norm
alright
Errrm, where have you come from today?
Where have I come from?
Yep.
From Garden of Manone!
And is this Jakey Davis voice before he hit puberty, do you reckon?
Is this Jakey Davis? I'm a gnome!
Jakey, there's been a lot of allegations on the Epstein list, have you had anything to say about that?
No, Bruce, and it's not true.
I noticed the first thing you said was there's no proof, it's not true.
You see, yeah.
Yeah, good point. No, it's not true, you know.
You're absolutely fucking knob.
You're fucking knob then.
Just spot-broying, shake all of them, you had enough tracks to.
I'm so sick man.
Oh, somebody else is dying off now.
Oh!
I can make you laugh!
What do you know?
I know, I know!
Alright, I'll stop that now.
Oh!
See, that was fucked right, because I could hear myself right.
So I started laughing, and I could hear me laugh.
So I started laughing more, and he's just fucking in the cycle really.
Oh god that was funny.
Oh.
What's mad, Ginge?
Yeah you're right mate.
No one knows yet what Ikea is unless it's really niche yet.
And these twice where it's caught with Jason.
Right.
And that clip did alright.
Which it shouldn't because there's no context to it at all.
I don't know.
What do you mean here?
Like this idea thing yet. No one knows what it means unless people come in our tracks
Right, but yeah like people. I don't know like it. I don't understand why it like
Jake you're Jake you over five hundred thousand people saw me and Marlon and yourself and having a chat and so now them five hundred thousand people now
Know what it means
Okay, I can't stand you today. I'll figure your own one today. Are you I?
I thought it was worth it, I think I'm probably more.
Danny, do you have a 14 mate?
Oh, God, that was so funny.
Why were you actually laughing?
Or were you fake laughing to make me laugh?
No, so I was, so I've got it, yeah, in my headset.
To be honest, it's probably why I struggle with my speech in real life.
You know, I can hear exactly what I hear, right?
You can hear yourself?
Yeah, I used to... Oh, I thought that.
I used to spend 30 minutes in my stream, yeah, right?
I'm trying to check my audio is working, because my chat I always talk, you mute it, you mute it, whereas now, I know.
We're just looking at your fucking streamlabs mate, see if you mute it.
Yeah, it's true, but hey, I should turn it off, I think it fucks up the way I do.
Yeah, I couldn't do that.
SUSE! SUSE SHOWS YOU MUFF! SUSE SUSE SHOWS YOU MUFF!
510 gifted SUSE!
Thank you very much. I appreciate that.
Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie, Suzie.
Yeah.
I could hear myself laugh, basically.
Thank you, Suzie.
Right, anyway.
Ooh.
Interesting. Right, what do I say now?
Ooh. Ooh.
I might try and get pundit, obviously if he wants to play.
Oh.
I think pundit would be funny on this.
WOOOOO!
Ahem.
Dear dear dear dear.
Pundit would be good.
Oh sorry.
I thought I'd drink and pundit would be good on this.
I'm gonna drink and see if he wants to come on.
Oh yeah, he won't be here.
He'd be unreal.
I'm not putting it on right now, I'm going to look.
Mate.
It's tough mate, this one for me, chat.
It's really tough for me, this one, chat, I'll say.
I don't, I said it's a tough one mate, and the reason why, chat.
Um.
Would you like to play a known game?
Oh, yeah, mate, I'm down, mate.
That was a man game, chat.
Disgudged.
Um...
No, I said that right.
Uh, okay, join discord.
Is it now, mate?
Why is he speaking in fucking?
Go on Typhoon!
Thank you Typhoon mate!
Thank you Typhoon mate!
Sush.
I might need to download that.
Load chart chart.
Oh
What's with the good news I thought I had news
The good news
Pundit's gonna have a look bad news is speaking in full stops today
What do you mean speaking in full stops? He says four words and then stops
Why?
Fucking great question
Oh, I got a lot now. Maybe he's got a speech impediment. Shall I ask Charlie the commentator?
Yeah. Hey, there's no way that Beano's done that, by the way, Shawla.
Done what? Oh, in the great chat. There's no way he's done that.
I
Yeah, Charlie
Hi, I tell you on stream is me Jake
He's me Jake Charlie on the stream
Right, okay. Oh, no shit your child. Hi Charlie. It's me Jakey
Yeah, are you if you got your computer near you at the minute? Yeah
How would you like to open a game called?
Burgling genomes with me, Jinjin, people's bundit.
What's it called?
Burgling genomes.
Was it?
Yeah, sure, was it?
So basically we're all genomes and we're robbing an house.
Oh.
Is it coming soon?
Is it out yet?
Yeah, it's a demo.
Oh, yeah, I jumped it right now.
are you in are you in the multi-verse let me check baby cakes oh well I'm working
charlotte it's a picture of Jinji's face inside of a doctor string string
I see you. I see you. You join in with us. All right, baby. Okay. I mean, I mean,
French, right? Yeah. All right, see you in a minute.
Yeah, Charlie's up in on. Oh, perfect. That's good, then. Yeah, he's good. I have to
put it to join the Discord. I do believe he might be struggling at the minute.
I'm going to double check what Beano's done. Let's take a look.
Reece, for the 6-1 save one, mate.
Oh, Reece!
I'm gone, one minute.
Is that bad what he's done, though, no?
I
Filthy Terry to the fire mate. Thank you, brother
Actually, I don't know if he's in the most recent one-boy play minecraft again, you know
He won't record it to a piece of it
Hello Charlie Charlie
Hey less than a G less than a
Charlie, Charlie, don't, don't talk, call them in that, you'll get me wet.
Oh, change your dirty sausage, you turnin' away.
Oh, your dirty bastard, they'll hate Charlie, you dirty fucker.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, my God, Charlie, did you hear about Susan?
Oh, not Lemon, Susan, of course, the straight woman.
Susan, yeah, the one.
She's been at it again, she's, she's like with, she's like with a mechanic Tyrone, didn't she?
I thought it was Derek, love it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, she was two timing Derek. She was two timing Derek love
I like try 13th Twitter. She can't keep a fucking legs shut that girl honestly. It's like a 24
I've 24 seven better station on the space. It's terrible
Oh
Oh, no, it's like I never ending well that woman. I don't know she's got more fish in there than the fucking ocean
Fuck you on about
What the fuck are you on her out?
Tyrone touch you
actually but I thought we'd all tell him that's a serious allegation to be
thrown around that really is I don't mean it oh not real hello but you just
ponder yeah sorry everyone good yeah really good now are you I'm doing good
thank you once got jealous of a mate yeah mr. ponder I've been made might do
well thank you mate you take oh what we've got today I'm loving it yeah
Yeah, like a fucking school trip.
Ganome Game.
How do I get this game?
You need to download it on Steam, mate.
Yo, who did that title chat?
Ganome on Juliet gone rogue.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm going to name mine that as well then if you want to.
No?
Nah, I'm alright, thanks.
J223, mate.
Right, yeah, once you download it, it depends actually.
If it's going to take ages, we'll hop on, but...
It shouldn't stay long, so it's a show, it's a small game.
Was it? It's just called No.
Is that it?
Yeah, that's the one, mate.
No, it's not, it's called Burgling, you know, I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ, they don't have the right one then.
Oh, I want them in awkward ones.
I can start doing that voice-naps though.
Charlie, just a quick question. You don't have a Wank on Mike, are you?
No, it's my new Mike. Sorry. It's a bit a bit hasty just wanted to make sure that's all make
I've seen a lot of your new gaming clips. Oh, thank you. Are you streaming again, Charlie?
I'm doing clips my tits out
We shooting a ray gun and every time shot the ray gun he's fucking tits jiggle
Right, I need to have a look at this
What the fuck am I about to watch?
What the fuck?
you
you
you
you
you
I think they're, um, I, I think
Jake, you have to take the lead on this one.
Yeah.
So I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say
tits just yet, Charlie.
Okay.
I believe you've got pecs and then
you've got man boobs and then you've
got full blown boobies.
Okay.
I believe you've got man boobs at this time.
I think, I think, I think you've
versioned on the end of, of tits.
Okay.
Well, the minute is, it's, it's, it's
a case of man boobs.
I can't take that line, Pat.
Yeah.
Kidding me.
Anywho, um...
I'm also in that category.
Oh, you've got mad, Biebs.
Yeah, at the minute, yeah.
Anyway, uh, yeah.
Why?
Fuck it.
Anyway.
Ellie called me City Boy.
Oh.
Have we, uh, I've got that load of the game.
Yeah, I've got it.
Yeah.
Perfect, right.
Jake, can you vouch please, mate?
Yeah, no worries.
Right, Morgan Burt it, you've been invited.
Yeah, I've got it there, son.
Erm...
Charlie, can you appear online, please, mate?
Yep, give me a second.
Funday, are you appearing offline as well?
Ah, I am, I might.
Oh, no, you're there, I've got you.
Okay, there you go, guys, I've invited you.
Can you invite me again? Oh, join game, there you go.
Someone just...
Oh, bloody names, oh, bloody names, honestly.
Jin, do you have any mouth?
Ooh, I am indeed.
Spat me out.
So I'm coughing and you need to come out.
There we go.
Ooh.
Yoo-hoo!
Let me in, let me in.
Yeah, let's see your arm.
Yeah, there will be an echo because guess what?
We're in discord for you as well.
Get your fucking arms off me, you dickhead!
Oh
Pundit get off
Charlie fucking hands off me. Oh, no
No, sorry, there was someone gripping me
Oh
Wait, let's go to invite invite pundit Jake
My god
I'm gonna check out hopefully, baby!
YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Yes, there will be an echo.
Fucking chill out,
chance to stop the awning just till we get...
...pund it in, man.
It's not even that bad.
I'm here, yeah.
Er, Pundit, are you struggling, mate?
Pundit, are you in your own game?
It is, it's not.
Right, why are you in your own game, Pundit? That's silly, that isn't it.
Oh, I'm with that, it's like he's slurring game. I'm with you now.
Hello?
Yeah, that's right, Pundit.
There we go.
Yeah.
It's really not bad, you can hardly hear the echo.
You're gonna impress me, aren't you, Pundit?
What are you doing, mate?
I believe Pundit's about to come flying through here.
Who's he now?
I think we should all go around and introduce ourselves.
Jakey I think you should take it first.
Yeah, okay, no worries.
My name is Jake the Gnome.
Hi.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, you're Jake.
My name is Jake the Gnome.
Nice to meet you Jake the Gnome.
I'm Jake the Gnome.
The Gnome, nice to meet you Jake.
Who's next Jake?
Hello? Can you hear me?
Yeah. Hello? I'm Charlie.
You can call me Charles for sure. Guys, stop it.
I'm playing with me.
Sorry. Hello?
Yeah, keep on there.
I'm putting a name. Okay.
Right, let's get him, let's get him, let's get him, get him, OH MY GOD CHARLIE!
I
Get a game
Go on treat watch of the 18 mate
Oh shit, okay, now we go
Yeah, it will be it will be tins and it yeah
How many people can you get on this just thought?
Five.
Oh, if you get a five then okay, we can get to leave them on after if you want.
Hello.
Hello.
We're here guys.
Right, let's explain what you've got to do.
if you click tab now you've got there's some tasks that we have to do all right
and we have to complete them tasks while breaking into a house and that's all
I'm gonna tell you but it's burglaring legal pundit
oh my god you fucking killed him you killed him
Oh
Right, so he's not he's he needs a push
Oh, maybe maybe key I'm on the door and nobody's locked
Oh my god, I wanna fucking you put your arm off again
What's this way?
Look at this way.
Right, it's going down the right.
Oh, a heist.
Ooh.
Can I grab it?
No, you can't grab that.
Basement, you don't want to know what's in here.
All I'm going to say is last time I played this, I saw Jakey come out of it.
Don't know I don't want to know what's in there. Oh
Maybe yeah
Go on Lauren so that's a bit of stuff you get a tattoo. I've got any inspo. Yeah get a crown cuz you're a queen
Well, yeah, 23 what what inspiration you got for a tattoo child? Oh, he's gone to the dog. Come oh
Yeah, I think over there
No fuck all we have to go through this pipe is this is getting the outside
Yeah me okay for the journey system
Oh yeah and you jump up by holding square and stuff mate
Oh! Guys, I've got the gun!
Where?
Oh my god.
Jakey- Oh my-
Jakey?
Jakey, put the fucking gun down!
Jakey, put the gun down, you should mess with things like this!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
He had blown the fucking smithereens!
I'm never gonna forgive you
I'm never gonna forgive you
Oh my god you fucking
He's killing everyone
He's fucking killing everyone
He's a mad man
He's a fucking mad man
Oh my god
We can hear you
This must be the American version oh my god is alright
I
Can you hear me Charlie? Yeah, we're both dead
Pundit he just stabbed you with a fork killing you need to kill him pundit
Let me in! Brian can't get in!
Leave me alone!
No! No, JJ!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna get a gun for the bloody toilet, mate!
Boom!
I'm out of energy!
Tyler, give it a two, one!
Go on, Mellon, give it a three, mate.
Sam, give it a three as well. Keep running, Bundy!
Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate, mate!
You need to find the guy. There's a big old guy in the house. You need to find him and
We'll take him to JK.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Ah!
Give it up, give it up.
Give it up.
Leave me alone.
I dropped it.
I dropped it.
Oh, my, he stabbed him.
He's fucking stabbed him.
He stabbed you, pundit.
My leg!
Shit!
It's the crawler you leave on round 5 if you go and get a box!
It's the crawler! It's the crawler!
He didn't try, he fucking did!
Has he stabbed himself?
No.
trap trying to set it for him. There you hear a pit there. There you go, there you go.
That's hiding in the corner, hiding in the corner.
JG! I'm over here!
Oh. Oh no.
Oh no. Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Oh, that's not shocking to me at all.
Oh, I'm high! I'm high! I'm high!
I'm low.
And pundit run! Pundit run! Pundit run!
I'm low! I'm low! I'm low!
Where the fuck are we, man? In the garden?
I'm caffin' there you go.
Man, I'm so lost.
Who the hell is that? Who is that? Who is that? It's Jason.
Punde is a nonce. Don't let him get you. Punde is a nonce.
Oh, God.
It's Epstein.
Who is that? Bro.
Leave it alone, please. There's no need for this.
What are you taking?
Oh, God.
What a pancake. Go into the mushroom hut and go to the crystal ball.
I think you can revive us yeah, you can revive us while you're there Jake. Oh come on. Yeah
Thank you, thank you
What the fuck you do
Oh, take him.
Oh, oh.
All right, go on, get on these page,
I'm sorry for shooting you.
No, you don't even do one task.
Can you meet Pundit?
You're definitely.
Oh, sir.
We need a stealer toy, which is where you pick a toy up
and throw it out the window, blow up a rat,
and we need to gather clonk, but what's clonk?
Oh, if you push the ammo next to it, it tells you. Like the clunk.
Oh, yeah, the clunk is gone, it's right, it's containing metal.
Interesting.
What the fuck?
What are you doing in there?
I don't know but I don't think you can get out.
Can you get out of there or not oh oh oh oh
He's just been filling a gink.
They're throwing up on the standable.
Oh no.
We need to go to metal items.
So what's that called next so they can get launched onto the counter?
It's not gonna work, can I?
Yeah.
Alright.
You didn't do anything.
hello nice what's cheesy in here guys yeah you're cooking cheese last night
burn baby burn that's alright burn baby burn
I think we've failed it this time yeah look cigarette save anyone's one
Oh my god fucking killed me
But he's gonna put me in the bedroom he's gonna put me a bundle
You're gonna put me a bundle but they're gonna put me out
I
Like still
That cousin be the life
I see you in 3-4 hours brother, you're gonna sit in the chat fucking morning.
What?
What the fuck are they both dead?
What is that?
Jake, how did you die?
what's the goal though so you got these tests on the right you got to complete
them chat. Oh fuck it Charlie's in the window. You need to take that outside pundit and then
it's done. Be careful of the the peedle that runs around the house. Oh my god man. Yes
close it it's a fire who I'm any fire you're clear mate
there's a rat there's a rat
I don't want to get the block to our fancy CPR please sir
I've got a lot of time
grab that
I don't smoke I don't smoke
hello
you alright Charlie mate
Yeah, yeah, Charlotte
No, don't have all of us
How did I- oh did I die because of the rat?
He right he killed a tracer I made sure he killed a four mate.
Outside get to the tornado!
Where's the tornado? I'm in the house!
Outside, get outside ponder! I run in, I run in, I rap it!
Run in, run in, run in, run in, run in, run in, run in!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.
What's for dinner tonight? Great question. Where am I going? What shall I have chat?
I got a hunter's chicken.
Oh!
Oh!
Wow!
At least I survived.
I survived.
You could go in the mushroom mate and click the crystal ball.
Oh!
I got it.
Oh, man.
I got it! I got it!
There we go. There we go.
Oh my god mate. Out of all the hardest things I've done.
I'm on fire. I'm on fire. I'm on fire.
You're on fire. I'm on fire. I'm just...
Oh it's dead.
Mate, oh I'm so bummed.
JK, she's the theme of gender.
How the f...
I'm with it because we didn't do three.
That's not two each of the next time.
Right, I don't want to run.
Yeah, right.
What's our title if I don't have a player?
Right, we all need.
We all need, I think.
How the fuck are you on fire?
Oh, it's your CPR.
I think when we go in there, pond it for f**king...
What are you doing?
You f**king moron.
No, Jakey, stop, I'm on fire again.
Oh, I'm fucking fire again.
Because if anyone would try and light them on fire as well.
You're really hot.
Oh, gosh.
I'm gonna touch him.
There we go.
Oh, you can move it around in there.
Staying in the land.
Staying in the land.
You was built.
Did you start the game out there?
Not anymore.
Oh
If you hear that then that's a nice crunch
We're gonna spree's pizza, that's a fucking loaded pizza
Right the door's open now
We are tasks. Steal a utensil, travel through the sewer system, steal the toaster, break
the telly and kill a roach. That's doable. I think you need more than one on a toaster.
Break the telly.
Are you getting the toaster with me?
Oh yeah, I'll get it. It'll be in here, Jake.
I found it.
I see it.
But how do we get it?
I'll lift you up.
Right, jump.
Jump.
I am up.
I'll jump once I've got you.
I don't think it moves like that, mate.
It's not working.
We need to...
Okay, so we need...
get the oven open yeah get the pan down yeah and on the pan and jump on here like
that man that's all some pepper oh shit you okay yeah I can't jump up there
I've got bread.
Okay, I've got it.
Do I have to make a jump for it?
Yeah, you might as well.
Wait, open with these drawers for me, Jake.
On the other side over there, please.
Yeah, go on.
Yeah, there's a mouse trap in here, but I've made it.
Oh, I wonder how much I weigh.
How much do you weigh?
Oh, I didn't know it's fell off.
Could you argue has a kitchen utensil?
Right I'm going to chuck the toaster off the side Jake.
I've got the toaster.
Nice.
No you're alright we don't need that pundit mate.
Oh, go, go, go.
Well, you're afraid of him but a kitchen utensil.
Yeah, mate, I is.
I've got cook eggs on that.
All right, perfect.
Maybe we do need it then.
Let's take it outside.
There's bread for.
Rawr!
The bread, I've got no idea.
Oh, my god, yeah, bring the TV.
Rawr!
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
Rawr!
Rawr!
Rawr!
Rawr!
Me.
Oh, I didn't have any.
Why is it so hard to break the teller?
Now you're not gonna pee the bread or something, you know what?
Fuck it, try it, pundit.
Yes, pundit!
Go on, pundit.
Oh, sure.
Oh my god, pundit's gonna take out!
Oh my god, get me the fucking toilet, quick!
Oh my fucking God I can't have I've just seen Charlie Charlie
Where the fuck's going up Charlie is he bumping Charlie
I think he's going to go my kid he's got Charlie Charlie's he got ya
Charlie, Charlie, are you there?
You guys are so stubborn.
What the fuck is going so strong?
No!
Oh my God.
I need the frying pan.
I need the frying pan, Jake.
You have to take the bum in for a minute.
fuck
as you put everyone
oh my god I'm here I'm here
let me down on the toaster
i'm going out of my way
get out
we need to get the toaster quick
get the toaster
he just ran the other way
he just ran the other way
charlie from foxing jk
where is the front door
Oh my god, he's gonna bump Jakey!
He's gonna bump pundit as well, he's bumping everyone!
I've got a toaster!
I stopped it!
There you go, you're welcome!
Charlie!
We're here Charlie!
You're alright, Charlie. You're alright.
Oh, he's being boring now. He's putting his clothes on.
Oh, Charlie, stop moving.
Charlie, stop moving. You're struggling too much.
If we're still in utensil, we're completing them off.
If we're still in utensil.
Charlie, stop moving.
Oh my god no he's back he's back he's back
Charlie I'm here Charlie
Help me, James! Unwrap me!
Oh, thank you!
It's all like a fight!
Spoon in the dining table, nice.
I need to get a spoon.
Nice fork, I reckon.
I've got a spoon, I'm running with it!
I'm running with a spoon!
Can you distract him? I'm running with a spoon!
Where are you Jake?
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
I'm just gonna kill everyone killed.
Oh
Say
There we go
He's just got fun. We've completed all the fast. We need to get out of it, but he just took one bit
No, oh my god
Shut door, shut door, shut door, Jim, shut door.
I'm here, I'm here. Jim, shut door.
Shut the door, shut door.
Hi.
I'm breathed. No, we can't leave him, Jake.
We have to save him. Never leave a man behind. Come on.
You have no choice.
You always have a choice.
For fucks sake you locked it your dick
I've locked it now
I've locked it now
Oh I'm never gonna own
Oh the vines
What do you see?
I see someone, Oi!
Oh you fucking idiot
Alright follow me everyone through the tunnel
everyone through the tunnel
oh no
it's not talking to where we wanted to go
get in the toilet everyone in the toilet
I've got no arms to get in the toilet be honest
I can't get in.
I can't get in.
No way!
Is it here for shit?
What the fucking time are you dead?
You fucking dig for brains.
Oh my god!
You better fucking come and save me.
Where's he taking me?
He's gonna fucking bomb it.
Oh, he's put me in a fucking fridge.
I can't believe it.
Grey, come go on the front door Android, aren't they?!
I'm in the fridge!
I'm in a FRIGE!
I'm in the FRIGE!
Is in the fridge you need, get down on the door!
å¼å¼ here, I almost hit something...
Ow I'm timing, untie me...
Untie me...
If he shows the freedom down to the agile traps in it
Thank you, thank you
Thank you run, thank you run
We got four minutes, we got four minutes.
Fuck, pundit, we're off here now, we can't.
Oh, wait, how do we get out?
Oh no, we need to go on a window near the, oh fuck,
maybe this tunnel.
Let's go this one, yeah.
Fuck.
Tyler, Tyler.
Yes.
are you in yeah get in quick get in quick oh shit I don't know where pundit is but
Sometimes people get KIA. We've got two minutes. Let's go
No
Luke chair in a 35 make on the point. Yeah, good idea
Fuck shut the fucking window
No
Open the window. Oh
Oh my god, AHHHHH MY LANGGS!
J.K.
MY LANGGS!
J.K. J.K.
J.K.
I'm going for pocket!
My legs!
We've got three minutes.
He's gone. He's fucking gone.
AHHHHH
He's there. He's there. He's there. I can see him.
AHHHHH, what do we do?
RUN!
dead. Oh my legs again. Oh, Charlie jump. We need to go back. Come on, we got we got
the rescue and be captured if I see pundit in a term of pissing pants
two minutes two minutes two minutes I'm gone
oh at least you must go a lot I got a live chat to be very did all the tasks as
well to be fast as a third time ever as well a Gary Barlow chicken and I'm
months mate thank you guys go on Gaza thank you mate
hey
let's go where's Kenkey
I've got a feeling he's gonna be
Are you all right Jake?
Oh my God.
Did we all do it?
Yeah, we did 10 agree, yeah.
Oh my God.
What are you trying to do to him?
What are you doing to him?
Are you all right?
Yeah, you're all right. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What the fuck have I just done?
Here we go!
Jalem?
Jalem!
I'm sorry!
No!
No!
No!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I'm pulling you with me!
No!
No!
No!
I'm stuck in the mouth.
I don't know the smacker.
We've got a grubble.
Really?
We need it.
I've got fire here.
Awesome.
I've got five clunks.
Crops.
Oh my god.
You've got five clunks.
Yeah, some clunks.
You've got a grubble though.
No, I've got the right.
Oh!
What are you now?
Do we go into it again?
Oh, check the stockpile.
get stuck on the stop by you hold on yeah there's Kenoma and clonk in there what can
there oh we need gravel lady hear me tonight as my feelings is just so right as we chance
by the moonlight can't you see you're my delight
I can invite him, he's not on steam at the minute.
Restrict you.
Oh.
How you guys been holding up?
Good thank you.
How about you?
I've been pretty epic.
Very good, thank you mate.
Oh, it starts really epic to hear.
Mate.
Guys, cut the cream to ball bends.
Ah, mate.
I'm going to have a custard creams.
Yeah, I'm going to have a custard cream.
What's going on? Hello?
All right.
Tricky.
There's something going on in this chat.
Tricky!
Tricky.
Oh.
Uh, no.
I'm there. Do not show anyone.
No, no, no.
What's up, bro?
I'm here.
What's going on?
We got back to the place.
Stop the shoveling!
You dirty boy.
Charlie, what do you mean, sir?
Oh, nothing!
Charlie, why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
No!
No!
Get off me!
Get off me!
No!
You get a change tonight!
No!
No!
Get off me!
No!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Oh, you dirty boy!
Charlie, stop!
Charlie, get off me!
Oh, yeah!
You can't go with pets alone!
Get the fuck away from me!
We're not changed!
If you won't stop!
Oh!
Where is he?
You put him on fire you killed him!
You fucking killed him!
Oh, Spat.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back.
Oh, alright.
Yeah, what's going on?
Let's see if anything comes out to be quiet.
What the hell are you doing?
Jolly!
I'm changing that to go away.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus.
Oh, thank you. Oh, yes.
I'll take you there.
Ew.
Oh, oh.
Thank you, save her. I'm going to serve her, mate.
Thank you, save her, mate.
Aw, mate.
Look at these two hair.
I'm yanking on your bed child, you like it?
Watch this very rich angel young and little tip ready. Oh, look at that. Oh
What's quite then do it? Oh
Look at that
Play mine play mine. Oh
Oh, you're too small
hold on, let me...
no, no, you had a problem with that
you're doing it
it's a bit too small for me
I'm gonna try to sort it out
is it actually bigger than mine?
yeah
let me have a look
oh, you have a little nip on it
what do you yell?
did mine do that?
oh no
whoa!
how about mine?
oh, it's just too small
I can't do anything with it
why about mine?
Yeah, hold on. I'm gonna go left then right. Left then right. Left right. Left right. Left right. Left. Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, it's up.
Oh
What is going on?
Yeah, what's what's what's going on guys?
Who was?
You fucking weirdo!
I'm not so sure she wants it, I'll say it.
Oh Charlie, bummed you...
What the fuck?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
I'm a fan answer. I'm a fan answer.
Someone pull me out please, I'm playing.
I've been bummed haven't I?
Oh, so it's Jakey apparently.
Hold on, watch this, Jakey.
Let me play you a tip, Jakey.
I'm going to change and bring it to you, ready?
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
Oh, we'll be totally whiny-whiny.
It's helicopter.
helicopter, helicopter.
What the fuck?
Shall we start again?
Yeah, yeah.
We need to get, what do we need to get again?
Grapple.
Yeah.
Grapple.
It's a lean-come-on, aren't it?
Grapple again.
Alright, they're alive!
Alright, nice.
What's happening now?
What?
You need to join.
I'm gonna play you, play me.
I'm gonna make Jake.
I don't even get that, what?
Let's have a look.
What can I eat today?
What's healthy near me?
10-4.
10-4. I can't be that.
There's a lot of protein to be fair.
You know slim chickens now, yeah, they do a protein box.
Of course they fucking do.
Well they actually do, so it's a chicken wrap, yeah?
It's a chicken wrap.
Yeah.
Two tenders and four, like, chicken bites.
Deep fat fried, is it?
No, shallow fried.
Shallow fried, what does that even mean?
shallow right so he's not deep it shallow brilliant so it is then
oh i don't
don't tell
fine go right uh jakey can you invite saline please
uh yeah right right i'm gonna say this i'm going to be fridge yeah he's yeah
yeah he should do yeah uh hello saline
Don't bump him on, God.
I can hear you, Selene.
You hear me, Jakey?
He's five players, Selene.
Oh, shit, my mic's fucked.
Yeah.
Hello?
Hello?
It's coming off to me, Selene.
I hear you.
I hear you.
My mic's fucked up.
Your legs have come off.
Oh, that means you can't meet our Jakey.
No!
No!
What's going on bruh?
Oh nothing, nothing.
Oh fuck.
Such a jake.
Jack, tell bro what the fuck.
Yeah, are you okay?
What a tough presentation.
Hello, there's a guy nicking me.
Hey!
Celine!
There's a guy nicking me.
Hey!
Hi Celine.
You alright? Can you hear me guys?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Hey Kovey, give me a hug.
No, I don't want to. No, I don't want to.
No, no, I don't want to. No, I don't want to.
This is great, this.
There are a lot of controls.
One second please, guys.
Can you guys hear me now?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
You are the boondi.
Hello, Suleyman. Hello.
We're a norm. Look, we're a norm.
What does this guy do?
No, don't get all that.
Oh, God's...
I hope he tips me.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. How are you, Charlie?
Good, thank you. How have you been?
Very good, very good.
Suleyman, was you in a call-as-a-video?
Yeah, what? Yeah.
I'm saying a fool out of you!
Yeah, I've got motion now, I've got motion!
Yeah, you've got motion, you've actually got motion Celine!
One second please, I just can't resist.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No, no, not anymore.
Oh!
What does the magic mole do? What does this do? Magic mole?
They need to get it, sure.
Resistance!
No!
What the hell?
Charlie!
What the hell happened?
Give it to him, sir.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
Morgan, you've got quite the tip there Morgan.
Oh, stop touching me, JK.
You've got quite the tip there Morgan.
Right, JK, last chance.
Get off me.
Alright, there's a good a bit of balls Morgan.
Oh, you're done for.
It's all done right there, it's all done.
That's what I thought, buddy.
Oh, that's what you thought on each other?
Yeah, that's what I thought. Come on, mate.
Okay, mate.
What can we get out of here?
I thought I was on fire.
Oh, I thought you were on fire again, dear Charlie.
You're on fire again, dear.
I'm dragging your body on the fire. How's that?
There you go.
You like that, dear Charlie? You like it?
Great.
Jay, Jay!
Who do you see?
Oh, no. Come on in, mate.
Come on in.
Well then.
Oh, man.
I'll tell you, are you on these tongues?
No, no, no, no.
I'm not saying I'm funny, I'm not saying I'm funny.
Oh, man.
I'm getting up fire.
You don't mean the fire, do you?
I'm with you in the fire.
You're going in and out of me.
You are?
Yes!
Yes!
No!
now you're not out jakey
two three here daggers on hand for
oh
hi guys can we start now
hi guys let's line up in front of jane so we can see him in carol when he comes back okay
Hard to add something to that. Hard to add eval.
Oh, you're gonna have to tie.
Is everyone familiar with a way in a major?
No. Oh, how's it going?
Er, way in a major.
No way in a major.
Fine, Gals.
Can't we take you for a bit just in case?
Okay, when you're coming for a drink.
Okay, final.
Where's Pundit gone? Pundit?
Pundit?
Where's he gone as well?
Pundit!
He's still in the wheelchair.
Watch it. Ready Charlie? Ready?
Yeah, one, three, two, cut! Cut! Cut!
Gag greens!
Broccoli and beans!
Cauliflower!
Roast the appetite!
Grimfoot!
Help me guys.
Yeah, oh!
Thank you for the four mate.
Holler, just like you're asking, why do you think you can say that?
Is that like you're not gonna get banned?
Just that shake your ass at it.
What are we going to try and put on Wednesday?
Here we go!
Right, there we go.
What's our tasks?
Steal lotion, cosmetics or cream.
Flood the toilet, kill a human, what the fuck.
Tase a roach and break any item.
Okay.
Interesting.
chest in. There's some fucking tough ones there. Do you watch GOT? What's that? Taze a roach?
Yeah, he does say Taze a roach. I think we're all going to do the Taze a roach. We'll be
be able to kill a human depending on where the gun is, um, other than that, I'm gonna
fucking clue whether I'll do my best. Don't let Jakey have the gun, never in a million
years. That's why we don't let Jakey fucking do a lot of things, but that has just summed
up for me if I'm honest. If this game's free, I'm in the toilet.
You're a disappointment, Jakey.
You're worthless.
You let me down.
You need to change what you're doing.
You've let yourself go, Jakey.
And if it weren't for your mum's tight fan it, the whole thing would have been a waste of time.
You don't mean that.
Oh boy, you're okay.
What's your problem, Andy?
What did you just say, man?
It's one too long, say. I'm going for it.
Oh, come on!
Oh, my God.
That's what I said when I was with you, Mum!
I'm coming up just in the wrong way.
I also said that as well.
Okay.
That's lotion, isn't it, if I've ever seen some?
Shit.
Quick.
Jump!
Oh my god!
I hear these footsteps.
I hear these footsteps.
Thank fuck.
Oh my god, I hear these footsteps.
Wow.
That's unbelievable headset, by the way.
fuck oh my god I heard his footsteps wow that's unbelievable headset by the way
it's unbelievable headset
hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more no more no more no more hit
the road Jack I know you come back no more. Yeah.
I hear power of your bitch. Straight from the hand of the sword.
Jakey! For fuck's sake. He's fucking got me killed cause Charlie's bumming a teddy bear
in the wardrobe for fuck's sake. Didn't hear that one, yeah. Put me in the fucking oven.
Please, please, please. Please. Oh my fucking god. I only hope he's pundit.
What?
What?
Oh my god.
Extending arms? Extending arms?
We're going for this.
To this.
Right. Oh.
Oh.
Where, where, where, where are we going?
No one is there at least, how do you buddy?
I'm ready to get this.
There's an entrance over here.
Oh, see it. The one over right here, right here, right here.
Hit the road, Jack.
Right here.
Do I have that?
Nice.
I'm infiltrating, I'm infiltrating.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
How many minutes left?
Harry's Twitter.
Oh yeah, I already know he's got a Scala.
He's got one such luck.
Look, I'm swinging.
We got to flood the toilet.
Where's the toilet?
Aren't we going to play?
In here, in here, in here.
Flood it, flood it, flood it.
How do we do it?
Alright, alright, use it in it and then I'll flush it.
Okay, okay, okay.
How do you climb it, how do you climb it?
Oh, space bar it.
Yes, yes.
Are you ready, are you ready?
I'm still dead by the way.
What the fuck are they doing?
Hello?
Hello?
It's your granddad.
Hello?
Hello?
It's your granddad!
Are you in there?
No!
Hey Siri!
It's not a timer for 15 minutes!
Someone needs to let us out!
We're gonna die!
18 minutes starting now.
Thank you.
Oh my lord!
Explode!
Oh Charlie!
Yeah?
What's going on?
I'm gonna explode Charlie!
Oh my god, what am I hearing?
who's he drowning I know he's not washing his hands
So what's he trying to find?
Nooooo!
Oh my fucking god.
Bemi, give it 12 mate!
Oh, business, I know what that was. Sorry, I fucking put in some fucking men in the postcard.
He's everyone dead now.
Jack!
F*** a team!
Five and a twenty gifted!
Go on Jack!
We love you, F*** it!
We do!
We love you, F*** it!
We do!
We love you, F*** it!
We do!
Oh, F*** it!
We love you!
Go on the boy!
Thank you, brother.
What the fuck? Where did that come from? Thank you, bro.
I don't understand how to grab things in like that.
Hey, Jack, tell you what, brother, thank you so much, man.
Thank you, mate, thank you.
The partners have decided tomorrow, Jack.
Oh.
Hey, thank you so much, Jack.
Honestly, brother, I appreciate it, man.
Honestly, thank you, bro.
Ah, what the fuck?
Ah, what the fuck?
Because we didn't get any fucking...
By the way, I had a fucking with underneath us there.
They were so easy, I can't lie.
Hey Jack, thank you bro. Love you man, thank you River.
fire again for fuck's sake
well it's like the panel tournament I'm not sure yet I'm getting a train at like fucking 10 a.m. though
which is a pain in the ass but hey ho
ooo
spirit character
what's this what's spirit character
so if someone dies speaking about
go on chubb do you have any hate mate
chubb rub
jakey do you get chub rub
the ace is spitting
Yeah
Yo
Stab a rat, steal your pencil, stab a rat, seize a roach, gather scrags, and flood the toilet.
I'm on toilet, Jimmy.
Alright.
very good mate very good very good very good very good very nice
in the wind i think it's closed booby trap
oh god we chill
And we open the door
Jack!
Fuckin' again!
Fuckin' again!
Fuckin' again!
Go on Jack with a 20 again!
Hey Jack, thank you very much mate!
What a fucking man!
Spend the rest, boy!
Fuckin' go on Jack!
Jack hey thank you so much man I appreciate that Jack you're a fucking legend
hey thank you so much man what the fuck I've generally just experienced the worst
at time and ever holy shit oh do you know what how the fuck's brogifted for it
before he's a fucking sub himself let me gift him one
Axel, Chivin, it's well mums mate!
We can't get out here, don't think. We could be fucked.
Oh yeah.
I'll wait for these back after adverts.
Kitchener.
he's coming he's coming he's coming get in get in
yeah thank you jack bro thank you mate you fucking gifted for it he's always made a
I'm gonna put you south, I've got a good gift to you, I don't know.
Florent, do you want to take it on me?
Oh, Jake, do you want to turn, mate?
Go on, one, thank you.
You all right, Jake?
I mean, you're alright.
Er, no, we, there's still utensils.
We've actually not done any tasks yet.
OHH!
YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICK FOR BRAZE NOBBED!
No, I'm not spying.
Don't worry.
I'm giving C PR to you.
You're not your fucking bumming me about the loads of things.
What the fucking hell is that?
STOP BUMMING ME!
I'm gonna use CPR in your...
Here in your CPR.
What?
You're hearing the COCK about the looks of things, mate.
Just run to the fucking hut behind you, mate. Thank you.
I'll bring him back.
Perfect. Thank you, mate.
Sorry, that was an accident. There you go.
Thank you, sir.
Sorry, what was that?
Bringer is cigarettes! We've never given Lizzie what she wants.
Come on, fucking give her a sig if she wants a sig, bless her, she's always had a tough day at work
Oh for fuck's sake
Fuck off you dick
Fuck off now
You fucking mad
Hey, who's here?
Who the fuck are you?
Are you about to be fucking trapped?
What the fuck?
Not on close, are you okay?
Oh
Yeah, Charlie man now you touch me again
Pundit in a fridge somewhere
Oh, are you okay?
Yes
Oh, why are your legs going to you K?
I'm actually just going through the thing
I've got a utensil
Jack bro
I need your panda, I need your panda
right st-stabber rat are you a stabber rat?
I'm a fuck.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
I'm a...
Hinge?
Yeah.
This cat and his block is it.
Shut the fucking door.
Oh my god.
Zach, do you have a two months mate? Thank you, brother.
What's that, what's kind of dumb?
Oh fuck.
Here we go.
Right.
Oh fuck.
They all run all the way around.
I mean, I'm just checking, it smells like it's cooking, which is a good sign.
That's the main thing.
go luke go up the loop of the toilet and clock yeah i will do i need to go to the bathroom and
clock the toilet oh yeah j i mean okay yeah we go to the toilet and clock the bathroom
but don't come up here by this one
no excuse me excuse chat said leaps loop for some reason
junior flight said you were up for the toilets yeah i'm gonna now
I can't get up there, do you?
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Oh, really, Zenyatta?
Who's he with?
Right, now, flush.
You fucking absolute dick.
Now, he said leave. I know it's how you do things.
I'm going to fucking lose it.
Stop fushing me out!
Shit.
I'm going to fucking lose it.
I'm going to fucking lose it.
Stop fushing me out!
It's not working, does it?
No.
Because you need more items in there.
Right, I've got that.
I'm gonna fucking lose my shit.
He's got a fucking plunger in his hand and he's fucking carrying me.
What the fuck in hell am I meant to do here?
I feel obviously on that fucking fire.
anyone else gets chucked outside I get fucking chucked in an oven or a fridge
every time
Charlie he's got me
what you said you said he's got me
oh well I don't think you can see me
we're coming
go on Zach thank you bro
he's but Charlie he sees you Charlie he sees you Charlie
Yes pundit. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god.
That's re-operation!
Come on, come on back!
Hide, hide!
sweet you fucking lying prick god
UNDER!
no no no how did that happen?
how did you do that?
I'm gonna fucking lose it
I'm gonna fucking lose it
open the fucking door ponder
I'm not going to go to sleep.
Pundit!
Oh my God.
Come on, sleep on me, sleep.
This is very, very haramble.
Oh, sleep!
I've lost my hands, bro!
Jump on it jump.
Thank you.
What do you mean? He's going the other way.
He's trying to make the door open.
He's doing laps mate, like it's the Olympics.
Hide under the table, he won't see you.
Yeah, I'm going flat.
What are you even gone left?
We need to block the toilet.
Pull loads of stuff in it.
Alright, I'll grab his top.
He's in the bathroom.
No, not me, not me, please, no!
It smells disappointing sounding to ever get him bummed in my life, I've never heard what
the fuck are you doing?
I'm in Manila.
Yo, he's in the car!
Celine!
Celine, why aren't you talking?
Oh, oh, oh.
Hey, look. He's hitting me now.
Yeah, I'm being sensitive.
Mike, somebody's got a car down there.
I'm in the...
No, not my car, I'm not firing.
I'm trying to do it.
Yeah, I got it. I got it.
Right.
It's not working. It doesn't work.
Put the beef on in there. Put the beef on in there.
Now flush. Now flush.
Someone flush it.
Come on. Come on.
There we go.
Wait, we should have taken the road, Samara off.
a gather scratch yeah but we need to gather
scratch where did we get those oh shit
father focus drugs they're made out of
fabric linen and others materials
he's gone gone oh my god granddad's
It's gonna go on!
Look around for Skrags.
Oh fuck.
They're gonna fucking reach me, you prick.
Come on, Hank.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome, mate.
Keep the car, Jim. Keep the car.
Hold on.
Come on, Hank.
Hank.
Hank.
Oh, thank you.
keep the car
Well, that makes you believe your scrubs. Oh my god, what the fuck?
How'd you get a scratch
The table awesome
Where are you?
Are you in the head?
I'm about to bring a spot from the pistol ball. Thank you.
Hello?
Hiya mate. I think you all don't want to sing anymore.
What are you doing?
Reviving these fucking idiots.
Yay!
We got it!
Nice.
Like this.
Right, we need scourge but I don't know where you find him.
I don't know baby I'm honest
it's a bit of a terror isn't it
shit he gets in the tornado
fucking hell any chance of me not crashing this
I can feel the wind up
get to the tornado quicker just died run how the fuck did I die then by the way
How did I die then?
Oh mate.
I'm all that, I'm last mate, I'm last.
Well mate, it's gay, mate.
It's getting bad mate.
Oh my god.
You're gonna check on me chicken chat.
Two minutes.
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
I'm back.
How'd you get here?
Are you alright?
I'm fine.
I'm back
Oh, there you go.
Is that only one map this time, yeah?
Yeah, it's a demo I can...
Yeah, it's a good game though.
Yeah, it is.
But I mean, on day two, we still can't fucking do it.
You ready to go again?
Yeah, I'm ready to go again.
Yeah, I'm ready to go again.
Run the bell.
Again, we can do this!
I had a Mackie's for it to qualify.
Not bad, then.
Oh
When I've got a new physio chat put them in a group
I
Know
They could look he's epic
Steal a cell flush an item down the drain kill a human break the telly they're the easiest ones
Let's go also. We need Skrags as well. Can we need to find stuff side back our countries in fucking kill things?
There's lots for fuck's sake
What do you mean dance
Yeah, yeah.
Ting-tongue, ting-tongue.
She's done a ton of the drain, Simon.
Yeah, she should be getting delivered some more of the backpack.
Oh.
Have you got a stream planned for your first backpack?
I don't fuck how nice to do that.
Don't anyone a fucking favour that?
I was talking to you, dickhead!
Oh, sorry man, I didn't realise.
You alright, you okay?
I said have you got a stream planned for your first backpack stream?
Er, yeah. It's gonna be testing out the backpack.
Well that's good.
Thank you.
Are you gonna test it go to certain place in the sea? Oh my god. He's got a novel again
Floor shot guy's gonna put me he's gonna put me
Sorry chocolate starfish
I feel like I know where the the end of portal is
I just be inside that man's ass.
Steal a towel.
Ginger, ginger, throw this out window.
Grab it and take it off me.
Run!
He's coming!
He's hiding there, Jake.
Oh my god.
He's watching these mullets.
Where's the toilet he hasn't seen me?
I'll have to play with him and go for a pass.
Or a shank.
Yeah, he's gone. Okay, my gud.
Why?
What else do we need to do?
Let's get out of here.
Break the telly, that's the easy one.
And then we need to gather Skrags.
But where do we find Skrags?
I don't even know what Skrags are.
It's like cloth.
I'm not fucking working, nice you.
Till the alpha.
Shh.
Oh.
I'm not fucking working.
Oh.
I'm not fucking working.
I'm not fucking working.
Oh, that's a joke.
What is that bounce out?
Sorry, Charles.
Watching Bo Greaves on dance there, but apparently it bounced out, which is fucking unlucky.
Scruggs are in you fucking idiot. I've come out the wrong time
Oh my god
Yeah, fuck you
Oh, man, I'm like your bones. Oh, I've got to be missionary. I've got to be missionary
AHHHHHH
OH MY GOD
AHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS MY UNIVERSE
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
Oh, fuckin' it!
He ain't stoppin' it, he's no stoppin' it!
Where's his leg gone?
Oh.
That's what you call tactical bloody precision!
Oh my god.
Take the fucking gun off Salim for fuck's sake!
In the fucking L.A.U.
Oi, Dobby!
Oh, no!
Miss me!
What? What did they?
I can't help him. What the fuck even is that? We need more Skrags.
He's coming for me! He's coming for me, bro!
Oi! Oi, you idiot! Oi!
I'm gonna hit him once and he'll...
Oh, we can't hit him, we need something to hurt him!
Gotta go! Gotta go! Gotta go!
Jakey? No one's here!
Oh!
Oh!
Tryna take it! Get dirty as a fuck, lad!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
the fuck
break the teller
are we gonna get in there i use these tunnels and see where they take us
where's the tv
oh
The spirit can't you to bring us all back alive?
You're all fucking dead.
Is the gnome below me?
Yeah, don't move, don't move!
Okay.
Is that the gnome he's not chasing me?
No, he's not chasing you.
Right, okay, good.
The gnome's still after me. He's coming out.
How the fuck we meant to batter him?
Oh!
You can't shoot it, no we're out of bullets!
Maybe that tunnel.
We're out of bullets and we can't shoot it.
Where is the TV? That's the bathroom.
There we go!
I'm safe in there.
Someone's gonna break the telly though.
Fuck.
Maybe the candle, but I'm not going to get up there, am I?
You gotta be shitting me.
me you fucking job oh my are you fucking taking the piss leading to the fire genius
No, because then I'm gonna get Boota live!
Fuck.
You can't really do what you can't do that.
I can't.
Oh my god.
Can't even pick up the planet, he took the pest anything on it.
No.
Chicken should be done. Oh my god, I doubt it.
Come on. Right, you're telling me we've got a summit from
today. Are you taking the fucking piss? Yes! Oww! Got a fucking dart in me. Holy!
5 out of 5 gifted, I appreciate that bro, thank you. Bro, cold.
AHH!
Holy, 5 out of 5, I appreciate that sister, thank you.
Salim!
Oh, you all fucking locked the door, you dickheads.
Why could you not bone it out, the fuck?
I'll piss having you put me under too much pressure here.
Holy forever to find you fucking amazing person.
There you go.
Fucking slag me for that one.
I'm fucking.
Where the fuck is that pussycat come from?
I
That's why we need that's why we need to build things for example for when that happens
Yeah, we got three of it. I'm gonna go back now we can see if we can use it or not
I think next time we don't need to use all the buttocks
Yeah
Celine, you were just shooting and fucking anything you could see mate
Well I thought he was resisting
When he was laying there, a missionary getting bummed by me and Charlie, you thought I was
resisting
He fucking, he was, he was fucking
chicken oh yes shit back in the night
play dead
dead
dead watch
how
oh
what
check
oh
that is
that is
there's no way we lose now
oh back to die again aren't we
I know, we get four tasks.
Wait, let me get that stuff, let me check it out.
I'll be back in a bit, I'll be back in a bit.
I'll be back in a bit, I'll be back in a bit, I'll be back in a bit, guys.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I thought we needed to clock.
I only clocked, what?
I swam, I swam, I swam, we needed to clock.
Now we've got more gravel than we've got clocked.
On bathrobes, I think.
Oh, I've got a pat-back!
Ooh!
I don't know, if I clock the padlock, is that what you find in the tour, is that bad for everyone?
No, I figure it might be pretty easy, sir. I dunno, I dunno.
Uh...
Let me check my...let me check this.
I'm gonna get the positive stuff from there.
Ah!
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yes, it's not in my mind.
And it feels so fine.
Oh.
I've got a fruit bag. I've got the gear for the fruit bag.
What did you see? Do you see Becky Jones? That's the thing she's got.
You got what?
That's the thing Becky Jones has got.
I see.
Oh my, she's getting it. Oh, she's sexy.
Yeah. Have you slid into your DMs, or...?
I tried, but she just...
Five more minutes, it should've been good, Chal.
Oh, I know. One of them ones, innit?
Sorry to hear that, mate. Yeah, it is what it is.
Not fucking, you know.
My poor eyes. My poor eyes.
So, what if I just miss, sorry?
Oh, nothing. Just, uh...
Trying to pick up game.
Trying to pick up game? No, no.
What are you trying to pick up, Charlie?
What?
What are you trying to pick up, sorry?
Matthew Jones.
Oh, my God, I love Matthew Jones.
She's so amazing.
Oh, my God.
Have you seen how fucking much she's done with the weight loss?
She is looking beautiful, man.
She is always beautiful, but she's done so well in a weight loss in terms of health-wise.
Fucking unreal.
She's done very well.
Congratulations to her.
cube. Oh shit no way. Alright so I can create a pack back now but not a smacker because
I'm like a clown. Oh hang on. So if we go for a smacker we need, oh hang on we've got
clunks. Oh no, we have gravel. No, we have clunks, I swear. Someone made some. I don't
remember. We need clunks. Where do we get clunks? From in the house behind them. Yeah, we need,
need yeah we definitely we definitely need a smacker and we definitely needs
maybe the the gnomial gloves so we can open doors
I'm on fire, William.
1-0 Brentford, ah, for fuck's sake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's actually useful.
Where did we put all the stuff? We just dragged outside.
McField to go through, what's the, uh...
McField on penalty 33 to 1. That's mad, man.
Oh no, I just got stuck in the mix there.
All right guys, we have one more attempt. Oh shit. Yeah, go on
Let's put a tenner on it
Come on back to field
What's new was an on-goal fuck
Fuck.
Shit that, innit?
Oh my god.
If we had them gloves we're straight innit?
We need the gloves.
I'm gonna go left.
You can craft gloves until it's open, does?
I wonder if he can open this?
Yeah.
Oh, it's open?
got a few weapons on that mate you can't yeah it has to be there's vines over
it's good all goes on in a great season
Where's your accent from?
My accent?
Yeah.
Bristol Superman, mate.
Bristol Superman, did I just say that?
Like Western Superman, mate.
Or Bristol.
Western Superman.
Am I fucking missing a trick here?
Nice.
Break the television, break it.
Throw that at it.
I can't get up!
I was going to get up!
Oh, I hope so.
What's this?
The uncertain light of the end.
Look at that starlight, that, doesn't it?
Nice, that's called TV's broke.
What else is there? I can't look under it.
Still any item from the bathroom? Let's go.
Where do I have the bathroom is?
Yeah, it's this way.
It's running me over mate, no worries.
Jock, can you fuck off running me over?
Fuck off, can you touch me? Can you be dizzy please?
This way. Can you hit me? Can you walk?
You've killed me.
I've not killed you.
You've killed me because you're an absolute moron.
I can't have killed you.
Yeah, you can't give me CPR right now.
You're not dead.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
Jins?
Come as a bitch, dickhead.
No, Jins!
On the road, Jack.
and don't you look back no more no more no more no more hit the road jack and don't you come back no more
come and get me then not bad come and get me not bad sin a bit oh fuck
me he's got me
come on god if he flushes me i don't mind that
calm as a bitch
So have you played? Oh shit, we're chicken.
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
Donny, Donny, Don.
Woohoo!
Finally, fucking chickens done, chat.
Brian!
There we go.
Anyone dead?
Thanks for that chat.
Finally caught it caught, thank you.
Right.
Cold.
Um...
Right, well, there's no fucking window in here.
Cold
Right, well, there's no fucking window in here steal any item from the bathroom, or we only need one more
How they stole it where they took it oh put it in the toilet and flush it
this way. Perfect.
Grubble. Right, we need Grubble. Where's Grubble? This is actually important. It's
gathered from items containing naturally occurring resources. Woodstone, paper, organic materials.
I reckon that could be chat.
Yeah, walk, I'm gonna play Fingy later.
Fire watch, I think.
Books.
So what, is that gonna be with the books then?
Yeah.
Hey!
Oh fuck.
Books on the table, yeah, but there's not going to be any fucking thing in it.
If I played at it, did you just leave me?
Oh fuck.
I kind of fell out the window anyway.
You dirty fucker.
My legs are broke. Draws it could be, yeah, draws might be a good show.
I'm sorry, I don't have any legs here. Any chance?
I don't get that. Have I got a fucking lob out the window or something?
Or should it just be there for me to take?
I've lobbed it out anyway.
Jake is in the fridge.
Shit.
Yeah, we've carnaged at the fridge.
I'm going to do my best mate but he's in there.
Jake it!
Jake it!
Let's go!
It's alright mate.
You've got an egg yet, that's fine, we need clunks mate.
The egg you twat. No you can't smash him. Oh
Coffee
Washing machine, we're gonna wash a machine. Um gravel gravel
No, I'd fuck no idea
Not the arms.
Play that, play that.
Oh, planet is nothing.
Does it not ask us enough?
Oh, I think the oven is in there.
He's in the oven.
Yeah, it's all right mate.
Yeah, sorry, put in that mirror mate.
You're welcome mate.
There you go.
Thank you mate.
Right, we need to look for fucking gravel.
Someone's arms have just fucking gone flying off.
We need to get in there, we need to get in there.
In where?
Oh fuck.
He'd be behind me in there.
Drive, drive, drive, drive!
He's coming he's coming
It's a little bit not bad oh
My god
Why is he still chasing me?
Why is he still chasing me?
I'm out of your house you old c-
I mean he's dead
I mean he's dead
Imagine they locked him out had been so good, of course he fucking didn't, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god mate, he might have captured me lads.
Thank you, Jala.
Thank you, mate.
Nice.
More on Selim!
Selim!
Pull the gun down!
Selim! Selim!
Pull up the gun down!
Oh my god!
Right!
Shoot him!
Fucking shoot the gun!
Selim! Shoot him!
He's fucking shot himself!
Oh my god!
Take it put the gun down
He's just killed four of us
Thank you fucking twat you killed me what you do me?
Oh, I have oh
Oh cheers mate, you just fucking bummed me as well you prick.
I'm sorry.
Wait, we've got to go in two minutes, let's go, we can't let everyone back in go.
Where he takes it.
I think, and play dead, you know what, you know, but Benny doesn't work, that's my point mate.
Yes!
I think the pain that may work, they've got to help some back, maybe.
Ah yeah, you've got to find that sniff and a cat, it will.
put the cake down flour and piss off. I think one of the best things of all time. What
save
what's
open the mouth
there's a reason I've got to put in
what's the reason mate
silly
You're juicy now you
Now I'll drag you off there right now
How many can we make
Make this marker, make this marker.
Okay, make two, you make two.
What are the resources?
Okay, I got, I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna try.
I'll make one, I'll make one.
What have you dropped?
No, put it in the chest.
Put it in the chest there.
I got it, I got it.
We only need one, I should take one at a time.
Oh, I can't put it in.
I'm gonna head off and do something different now.
Yeah, same here.
as well but that's why I'm being stressed about it.
What the fuck are you doing?
I got springy shoes.
Right, it's been a pleasure, I will see you all later.
Your legends, mate!
That's a, honestly, such a good fucking game.
I love games like that, they just shouldn't be good, but I love them.
Absolutely love them.
Right, whilst I have me fucking, what do you call it?
Hang on.
Whilst I have me, um...
Let me tell you what I've had today by the way, here we go.
I'm going to need to add this onto my fitness pal as well.
I love this, it's so fucking good.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Him three or five early on that way. Let's go
Ryan why not four? Can you just like ask the man go back in 2007?
Three two one play
Oh no.
Hey finish.
To finish that.
Horrible dribbling though.
You know it's the first one maybe.
No, I'm not going to rule them out because of it.
Three, two, one, play.
Drag it wide.
I like the feet though.
You missed the strike.
You know what I mean.
You can see.
Stop it.
You didn't have any of it, like.
Number two.
Come on on, left back.
No, that's it, these guys.
I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Really?
Me too.
Too much there.
Three, two, one, play.
There you go, mate.
No, it's not.
I'm not sure about that.
I'm not sure.
That was tidy.
It was, but I'm not sure.
What do you think?
It was good, but I think.
Giving too much, done too much there.
Yeah, yeah.
He's done too much.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Three, two, one.
I also know he's from Barley, so I also know he's not broke.
Slow, then.
Those nice feet.
I like the strike.
He's tried something there.
I like the strike.
I'm not sure.
It's like he's thinking, like, when he goes to the cons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't want to ask.
Maybe the goalkeeper.
Are the all outfield players?
Well, we can find out when you ask him questions.
Number three.
Johnny, goalkeeper.
There you go, goalkeeper.
Hey!
Yeah, I'm not completely free of fire, so...
What's the goalkeeper?
Yeah, yeah, that's the goalkeeper.
I'd like to formally apologise to anyone else in that line.
Could I have actually chosen number three over you?
And I'd like to genuinely sincerely apologise.
Because if that's a goalkeeper's goal kick, let me tell you something.
You're fucked. Did you get pressed?
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
I've never seen anything like technique like that.
That's the worst thing he's made me like training on the same thing.
And let him off if it's a ten out of ten.
Well, he's the best one, see? I think there's a goalkeeper on one.
Yeah, play.
What the fuck is that?
Jake, you look better.
Number four.
Millen, attacking mid.
Play.
It's not for half your job back in the bro
Very rushed
Is nice people
He's not a pro
It's not four, it's not three, but I don't think it's two.
It's one on five, I said that from the beginning, didn't I, Chet?
Horror, it's a horror movie.
Number five.
This is your favourite, wasn't it?
Joe.
He's got a Dominate Regent over it.
Two, one, play.
I did, Chet, Joe.
Oh, feet as well.
Oh, it's him.
It's him.
That's making sense.
It's him.
Told you.
Told you it was five early on, didn't I?
I told you.
I'm just going to put in this a bit.
The weakest spot on the ball in his hands, I'm trying to think he's a keeper.
Play!
That was a tidy finish by the way.
I'm going to let this... he's very too firm.
Yeah, he's same. Soldier, I said five.
He's got a little...
Yeah, I know.
He's got a little...
Fucking who's that? Raheem Sterling there.
What's Joe doing here?
He's got a little...
Yeah, I know.
Start your mate out.
I'm going to go in.
I just thought I can't...
I've got finger one on five right now.
It's one on five, that's for sure.
Let's go last one for you.
Okay, do you guys want to ask number one question?
What position do you play?
Wingo.
Wingo. I can see that to be honest.
Who do you play for?
Null.
Do you have a play friend on the side?
I said Helen do you have a play friend on the side?
Number two.
Pat, you got any questions?
Yeah, I'm a positional player.
I love that.
This is you.
Come on.
I can see that.
I can see that.
What team do you play for?
Er, so now I play for Peterborough Sports in National...
Ah, bullshit!
What he meant to say, but he missed out, he played for 26's in Barla League.
That is a team, I think.
Peterborough Sports. I recognise the name.
And he pops up on Soccer Saturday.
You should learn this a bit better with the teams.
I mean, left back for sure. Left back for sure.
I'm really glad.
Er, question for the football player.
Number three.
Can I just ask, is everyone an outfield player?
Okay, okay, see I'm
Retired
Fucking reserve
Fuck you know Jesus if they ever get called upon you make your fucks
What is your pretty much ritual look like
It depends on time obviously a kickoff, but normally wake up, you can stretch in whatever, have a nice meal, normally oats, banana, you know, standard.
Pasta!
That's a generic, wasn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
That's a generic.
Who did you pay for?
Mumbai City.
Mumbai City?
Oh, that's his.
What position to play?
Takimid.
Takimid.
Mumbai City!
Sorry, sorry number four, it's the end of your day.
No, it's not him, you can tell.
All right, our next drill is gonna be volley.
Pat is gonna feed the ball over the shoulder
of our contestant.
One or two bounces, they've got a far shot off
into the top corner if possible.
Wanna see striking ability here, what do you wanna see?
Freeze the bro, yeah, you've lost your mind.
How comfortable the ball looks.
Unless he is generally retired,
he's lost use of his fucking legs.
You've got a high level, you can miss a kick a volley,
so it's hard to judge.
Yeah, but they're able to see how they approach the wall I think.
I'm unconvinced about number three.
The reason I'm getting number three is because he said he was a goalkeeper.
So I think, so the, in between cones, I know it's not him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What about his fucking shot that had the fuck hard power in it?
Fucking, had the road past the fucking post.
He's a goalkeeper now, he never know.
Okay, contestant number one.
Oh, that's not bad.
Oh, I shit that.
Pat, he's taking it from the six yard box first right here.
Safe.
You've been stitched up as well, Pat.
What are you doing?
Bro, he's right foot.
Focused.
My word, it's coming out of the sky.
Too high.
Left here.
Come on, Pat, this is a bit of you, help out your mate.
Watch your twitch, it's the one you're on, Andrew.
Fuck hang on, I'm getting that print size there.
I don't see the old front door.
I'll lend them a name anyway.
it's very interesting great great technique great finish that's not a good
finish that's good it was good but it's not quite
There's one thing Gold Keeper's a good at, it's Fort Valiant.
This is on you by the way.
Gold Brick too early.
Yeah, no, he's not Keeper either.
Honestly.
That's a waste of an opportunity there.
If it's number four.
It's early, it's early.
It's not number four.
If it's number six.
If it's number six.
First round of electric from five.
Oh, tough dirt off, it's the Scots.
I don't think he was happy that evening.
Why didn't you run there yet?
He just went too early.
I'm saying number two, to be honest.
No, definitely not number two.
You were in an academy growing up or...
Well, I played, I had trial here for six weeks when I was 12,
and then I went to Oldham's academy and played there,
and then that's where I made my debut at 17.
How old are you now?
19.
And you was here when you was 12, so you like the same age as me, don't you?
I was on trial okay question number two fucking on trial fuck off
how's the training like a day before a game how's the training like don't train
before a game walk through shape set pieces
couple small-sided and then you'd be in kind of having a play for us that's true
mid-day-ish lunch and then maybe a video a lot.
I'd say two.
Does that accept me?
Yeah, it's a good answer.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, question number three.
This is on you two.
Because my guy Mum I see.
He's been late for a first minute.
Yeah, he is.
I don't think it's wrong.
Yeah.
Who's the best player you've played with?
Probably Jamie Vardy in FA Cup.
Oh, Williams.
No, against.
What year was that? 2007?
2007?
2007, is that what you said?
Ah, you can't wait!
Fucking call it!
Minifarro! 5 out of 5 mate!
Thank you brother!
2007 even, Jamie, I would have been 15!
Fucking hell, you would have been bored!
Number 3 decided probably.
You're out on it!
Our next drill the boys gonna be fired into the boys got to take a first touch kill it dead and get a shot off
That's what you're looking to see from this one
Good first touch. I want to see some good finishers, you know, I'd be real at this you know
Okay, number one you're up. I'd be unreal
I like that even though the bad it went out the box by like listen, I
He's a good kid in all but
He ain't broke
And that goalkeeper ain't a fucking goalkeeper get all the comeback and get him in there
What the fuck is his job to fucking stand there a lot prettier?
What the fuck is that?
Look at the system it in what the fuck is that?
There was an electric off the start and the finishing one as well.
Doesn't look like a butthole like me.
Well done, Keeps.
Wembley's goalkeeper, is it? Fuck.
Yeah, that wasn't comfortable.
That looked uncomfortable.
Yeah, yeah, it's bad that he's not broke.
Oh, you said he was that old and until when?
until 18 it is 18 so other fuckers that fuck of a bully just show you 11 aside
nothing six inside that's fucking hell it's a big fucking difference
scholarship and then I made my first team debut at 17 and then left at 18 and now I'm at St. Helms
you went straight from there to St. Helms
what local to me what's the name of Oldham Stadium
Bunker part.
Questions for number two. You play like week in week out now.
Yeah, it's only part time now that I play.
So who did you sign your pro terms with?
Lester City, when I was 18, just turning 19.
Did you make an appearance?
Not for the first team though.
Have you played pro in the ESL?
Yes. Who are you for?
Bradford, Leighton, Oregon, Colchester and Trauma.
Slag, he's been to fucking more clubs than Bonnie Blue sat on cocks.
Do you know the cup competition where you play against like academies, like 123 teams and that?
Yeah.
What's it called?
The Vaz.
The who?
Back when I was playing in it was like Papa John's and...
Yeah, this is very interesting.
Is it? Yeah, you're right.
They get a different sponsor like every season.
Yeah, you know he's right.
Maybe it is it, maybe it is it.
Who do you play for now?
Connor's Key in the Welsh Premier League.
Connor's Key?
Why did you sign your protest?
I never booking met Connor.
Fleetwood Town, so I did my scholar from 16 to 18 there.
Who's the best player you played against?
I'm not sure you were playing Kobe, but I did play United,
the under 18s for Fleetwood 23s.
What year?
2022 or 1?
2022. Must have been in and around there.
I mean, I can tell you, you beat us 6-1 and we grabbed the first goal.
Did I play?
I think so, yeah.
In what like, pre-season friendly, for the season?
Pre-season friendly, fuck it off!
That's about 3 years ago now.
Yeah, 3 years ago.
That's not the best match, is it?
It's 4-5, but it's alright.
I'm taking 5-0.
Oh, Scott!
From that drill, it has to be fine.
Yeah, of course it's fine.
Five, unfortunately, that's the end of your night.
Thank you.
Wow.
Okay, final drill of the day is 1v1.
Each player is going to have a chance at attacking and defending, and then we will flip.
We happy with number two starting in the attacking position?
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay.
Three, two, one, let's play.
I'm going to win that.
I'm going to win that.
I'm going to win that.
I like that.
Right now, from number one, I would doubt it.
You're looking at one.
All right, three, two, one, play.
Ha ha!
Fuck, he's seeing a bit, mate.
Fuck, you know.
No wonder he's not fucking Pro anymore.
Oh, he didn't just drop a fucking shoulder, he was gone.
Yeah, season three is getting targeted.
I mean, it's a nice finish up, but when your goalkeeper's fucking whack, anything's gonna
go in.
I'm making one, you know, I'm going to retire from streaming.
I'm going to make myself go for being a reserve goalkeeper number three, because if you can
fucking do it anyone can.
Hey what were you saying about the left foot the whole time?
He has a right.
Why is he looking at you isn't it?
I don't know.
He's left, he's left foot.
Yeah.
Partner was asking.
I'm seeing that.
Oh he's not here.
No.
You can't, you didn't want to go that way.
I just figured it out.
So you figured that out.
He was showing him on to his right and to his left quick there.
So you came back for the last time I was there.
Yeah but he's fine at eight kids.
Yeah, but he's fine at inky the shithouse.
What formation does your team currently play?
My team now, 4-3-3.
4-3-3? Yeah.
Which wing?
Plate either, mainly left though.
It's going to be a guess to me, isn't it?
What formation do you play currently?
3-5-2.
When you play wing back?
So when you were on trial at United,
or that small period,
do you remember any of the coaches?
I remember Reece Brown, that's it. I was 12, I don't remember.
Where did the trial happen?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Reece Brown have met a very nice guy. Where's his brother?
What pitch?
On here.
On here?
Yeah, yeah.
The whole GZ was.
12.
12.
That looks like a mix.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm trying to listen.
I can't remember anybody from that time.
Hmm.
I'm going with number two.
Chessio Baker, you're a cunt.
I think it's nothing bad.
from everything you've seen and fingers number two.
But I think we've got to rewind about to that molly round.
I'm going to go with number two, to be honest.
Yeah, I'm going to go with number two.
OK, let's bring everybody back in on the line,
and then we'll get a reveal.
If Mumbai City could...
Ah, swear.
Mumbai City, seriously, if Mumbai City steps forward here,
I'm walking out of here,
and get the train back to London.
I wasn't a pacifist, number five, though.
It could be here as well.
OK, the boys are locking in number two
as the real professional.
Fuck off, Josh.
You're making real professional football, that.
Hey, if I'm in a 4-team, we're welcome back in, mate.
Yeah, fuck off.
Yeah!
After watching it all, it was definitely number two.
Okay, number two. Your story was real. Everything was about it was true.
Yeah, everything was real. Didn't have to lie.
I said two from the start, didn't I?
You did?
I said two from the beginning.
Number one, what were you lying about in your story?
I didn't make it to the first team at all then.
I was only in the development centre and then defolded obviously so I went to
St. Ellen's and I went to J-Lings.
J-Lings? Fuck you, sort your mate out.
Fuckin' J-Lings.
Yeah, yeah, when I was 12.
Wow.
Number three, what were you lying about, bro?
Episcene.
Fuckin' hell.
Get him back in the library.
He doesn't deserve anywhere near a football pitch.
Episcene.
We can see that, don't worry.
Number four?
See, I'm just fighting the track, that's it now.
You didn't play for Mumbai, say?
No, no.
Number five, I have to say...
Scotland's homerage, coach.
What were you lying about?
There's a few white lies in, so I did my scholar play in Australia, but it's semi-pro.
And then when I came back, I had a few training sessions with the connoisseur, but never signed.
So that was the lie.
So did you actually play potentially against Scotland?
Yeah, I think so. It was the year that you won the Youth Cup.
I was yeah, I don't think I've played
Oh my god
It's pretty season 20
That's the thing when you when you
When you're an athlete like me and Cobster, right?
It's hard to remember how many football games you've played listen me
The cops and I have played hundreds of football games, hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds.
We don't remember these Fleetwoods pre-seasons.
We remember the Champions League.
We remember the Echo Sunday League Cup.
We remember Brookhouse Fields, Old Trafford.
We remember the important things.
Do you know what I mean?
Not your Fleetwoods.
Waste of our time to fucking hold on to that information.
What's the other something here?
ABJ, Giver of Five mate, Tristan, Giver of Ten,
I can't give her a 15 mate, what's up?
You're a fucking weirdo, Alfie you're a fucking weirdo.
What a weirdo.
Like you are weird, really weird.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm the shock gold standard.
You know, he's cheeky is I don't care.
Hey, thank you, brother.
I tell you what, honestly, mate.
You don't deserve all those good hits.
I've said that check.
I've said that you had that in the shallow.
May you never said, yes,
Rocha Shaw was there.
What you know about you fucking weasel.
Drunken it, nice mate, remember my first fucking pint? Fuck off!
Great tune.
Oh
What is he like Harry is regretted treating his scholarly name
It was about three weeks ago.
Oh, that's awkward.
What the fuck is going on there?
What the fuck is even that?
What actually is that?
Anyway, moving on.
You can't see it, you fucking can't see that mate, you're fucking off your rocker.
You all right yeah? You okay?
Can I help you?
My trick, what are you fire watchin' chat?
Da-dum-ba da-dum-ba
I want to play Firewatch.
Can we just shout out?
I don't feel what you're doing.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Let go of my name
And don't be crushed yet
But how about I get
And beat your teeth now
All I can say
Let go of my name
Let go of my name
Let go of my name
Let go of my name
There's no way out
And no escape from me
And call me the truth
Keep on saying, child
Let go of my name
Let go of my name, son
There's no more names
There's no more name
And don't be crushed yet
Yeah, absolutely fantastic Jinx, how are you mate?
Oh yeah, I'm live right now.
Are you not live?
No, I'm sleeping on the chair.
Okay, nice. Oh, I'm going to say your head looks so much better on on on FaceTime
Uh, yeah, it looks really bad, yeah
Since when the fuck did you support Liverpool?
I appreciate that yeah, no, thank you. Well, I try to play it. Do you know you'll never guess what I did yesterday?
So I waited in a rocket league tournament
That started half an hour late
Right, and then and then my partner decided to go and catch a fucking flight
So then I had a fucking 10 minute fucking two games of rocket
They got my ass worked and for one of the games I had to drive straight because you can't break rule one
Wait, I gotta say it's sorry so I gotta hit who won the tournament. Oh
Oh
That's a surprise you and Joe on the tournament. Oh my god
Oh, okay, and he won sorry
No way oh my god, that's so shit that are so shit
That's shit, bro. Sleek's just good. Sleek's just good. Sleek's like diamond.
He's shit, mate. If I had a player that hadn't only just picked the controller up and learned how to play the fucking game, we would have beaten him. He's shit.
Didn't you guys lose like only two nails or something?
We lost two. We lost two-one.
Wow. Okay, mate, James, do you want to play Rocket League tonight or no?
Yeah, I can play tonight.
Okay, what time?
What time do you want me to play?
I mean, I'm on right now.
Okay, I'll do it. I'll jump on you. I'm on the diamond grind, Jim. So like I need you locked
to do after the toy. I'm actually I'm like I'm I'm
What's one above diamond now?
Why are you smiling and looking to the side?
No, it's good. I've got the ranking system here next to me. That's why hang on
Yeah, champ. I'm champ three
If your champs 3, I will literally get a tattoo on my ass all.
Alright, can I choose what tattoo?
Yes, bro, it's not pl- what rank are you actually, bro?
I'm platinum one, I'm platinum one.
Okay, I'm platinum one, that's literally perfect. Do you want to play like, 3 minutes?
Yeah, that's perfect, yeah.
Okay, I'll play you on Discord, daddy.
Alright, alright, see you soon, son.
Such a fucking idiot.
What game next? Attack, attack, attack. I actually can't stand this. Use your hand in front of it at all. It's unbelievable.
You're so weird. You're so weird. What game now? Attack, attack, attack.
Squad photo showdown. Went United. Don't quit your day job.
What the fuck are you doing? You genuine crescents.
Freak of nature is what you are. Freak of nature.
W. Paul, you're so weird. You're so weird.
I can't believe Jinxie has... okay. He doesn't jack. He's just shaved all his air off.
Mate.
I can't see the pin, because...
Don't start fucking about with a title, Daniel.
Oh, John Joe show, but yeah, I don't mind that.
Yeah, that's fine. I don't mind that, like you say.
I've never shown
I've never shown
I'll wake you up with some
I'll bring you coffee with the kids on your head
I'll take the kids to school
Wave them goodbye
I'll thank my lucky stars for that night
When we looked over your shoulder
I'm older, I wanna dance with you right now
Oh and you love me
As beautiful as ever
Hello there
Jinch, how we doing brother?
I'm amazing mate, how are you?
Oh my god, Jinch?
Yep
I bought title wave
You bought title wave?
So, every time I score a gold, it's gonna play the greatest song in Geometry Dash history.
Every time I score.
Check Jinj's title? Why? Why? What's going on?
Wait, what's with my title? What's with my title?
I don't know! Two people came to my chat and specifically said, Check Jinj's title.
That's weird.
Rocket League with John Joe Shelby.
Okay.
Who even is that? I already know it's gonna be some bald fuck.
Let's see. No, no, let's see.
see yeah okay I don't change I don't look at anything yo yo I do not look
anything like this fucking guy fuck off I don't look anything like this guy you
are doing it I see a spitting image no I'm not it's not a spitting image you
actually out the doubt you have the definition of an American John Joe
Shelter
John Joe give us a wave John Joe John Joe give us a wave John Joe give us a wave John Joe John Joe give us a wave
Bro get the hell in this lobby dude. Oh we have to get why is it?
Now you see a high-fives to invite me then you John high-fives and get out like high-fives invite or your fire
Invite your fire to our bathroom
I am locked in trust me I'm fucking fully locked in I'm gonna games you play today zero
okay okay so I'm gonna have to come in and carry you straight away sweet
So, is he invited me?
Yeah, but I don't know.
Requested, John.
Go on, Chloe, for having a five-gifted love.
Chloe!
That was a really great boss.
Thank you very much, Chloe.
I appreciate the five.
Thank you, love.
Legend.
Thank you very much, Bob.
Honestly, thank you.
Why don't you think that was good?
You're right.
You're right.
I'll say it.
What in the fuck so far so lost yeah, but who do they lose to
Also, Barca was probably just injured dude Barca never loses when they're healthy
Who they lose to chat and who was injured?
They lost, they lost to fucking Girona.
They lost to fucking Girona.
Oh my god.
How?
How?
Another second in Liga dude?
Oh my god.
go like this all the real Madrid Glaciers
Bro to rotas 12. Can you give me a favor? Can you suck hi?
Madrid get it in now, bro
Can you suck high-fives, please? How bro? I'm you getting ready. No, you need to suck high-fives, mate
I've requested I've requested to join five times and he's not inviting me once therefore
I would like to request p45 sent to high-fives immediately, please. Thank you
Cool. Hi guys. Report to my office immediately.
Hi guys. Report to my office, dude.
God, this song's so peak, Chad.
Oh, this song's so peak.
Jinj, hey, let's get Diamond, baby.
Let's get Diamond, baby.
Can I be honest with you?
I don't think you're good enough to get Diamond.
So, okay. Cool.
We're on a team. This is not how you up like a brother brother who the fuck in their right mind would say that to their team I
Don't think I'm like literally trying to get myself hyped up
I'm flat one and you come in with that bullshit. So have you even hit diamond in?
Yeah, I've hit diamond before yeah
How many times three times?
Three times
I'm in high-vives. He's right reach me whatever yep reach me. Well, are you are you into darts do you say?
Darts yeah
No, okay
There you are James there you are cheers. Thank you
It won't work and I should go on for night and turn the second on James
Give me host so we play NA and play easier people dude. EU is like really hard. Yeah, well, that's why I'm better than you in it
there you go okay you know dinge there will be a day where I pass you in this
game there will be a day yeah you're not gonna buy the united car no I've
already got it but I don't like the fun I don't like the panic don't call me a
fake fan mate can I just fucking bum you to chill the fuck out chat holy fake fan
Bro doesn't mean I'm the United Four.
Oh, Michael van Geuwen!
Oh, Michael van Geuwen!
Oh, Michael van Geuwen!
Go on, Michael.
I had a question for you.
Who's the best player in the Premier League right now?
Bruno Fernandez.
Wrong. That's the second best player. Do you know who the best player is?
Well, John Joe Shelver don't play in there anymore.
It's Florian Verz, bro. Florian Verz.
You genuinely lost your mind.
Brother, listen, Bruno Fernandez was not doing what Florian Verz is doing at his age.
When Bruno Fernandez was the same age asā¦
You didn't say that though. You said he's the best player in the fucking league right now and he's Bruno Fernandez, you fucking dick.
Yeah, but Verz has way more potential than Fernandez has.
But we're not going off potential, we're going off now and Bruno's better.
Yeah, no, now Verz is better.
No he isn't, you fucking absolute dick.
Are you fucking, are you listening to yourself?
Everybody who understands ball knows
Virte is the best.
Virte's only started playing in the Premier League
four weeks ago.
Yeah, and he's doing fucking amazing, my dad.
Bruno's been doing amazing all season.
Check, can I get a retweet?
Can I get a retweet?
Virte is the most talented midfielder in the crowd.
Oh my god. Not even close.
He's about as talented as your fucking left toe,
your fucking dick swing in the box you you you jim i'm just saying bro you got
it off your ball now this dude oh my ball now i'm on that can you actually go
to a football game and then i'm about to have a conversation with you after you
that's unbelievable well then not as a Bruno pass i was a Bruno pass i was
okay i was literally gonna say this is very versey of me this is very vert
that's embarrassing that's a very vert that was a vert chat that was a vert
past. It's a buzz light Nana. Why can't I have a glass but birds has the most potential
to go. There we go to the game. Easy game. Oh, wait, I gotta fix my delay.
I cannot hear the game for some reason. Oh, there you go. Make sure you speak. There we
Wow, I actually have the tidal wave mixed mixed in
Jin's a losing but acceptable to them
Clearance I got it, mate
Send it up left-hand side left-hand side got it up left-hand side
See you in a bit mate. They go Jinx
What do you mean there you go Jinx? Oh?
My god, I'm on that I'm on that you fucking idiot
You are fucking shit. Do you want I'll let you off? I'll let you off Chris first game on yeah
It's first game. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. First game first game. Yes, Clarence
James, that's in your net. It's in your net. No, I saved it
See that save was very adolescent becker of you. Yeah, nice
I remember my first time going about fucking soccer shut up your dick
That save was very out of some back of you. Can you spell it? So need? Yeah, a l l I
I
All right, we don't need any onana same. Yeah, no
I agree. I agree, but you spell Allison Mung you fucking stupid dick twat
Let's play like a real club like Liverpool plays. I'm over the middle
There you go then. I've got a fucking score mate. Come on
Try to take one of them. You know Liverpool's the best club in anything, right? Well, that's weird that because I'm pretty sure that
6th in the league. How can you be the best if you 6th? Yeah, we've also got new players.
City have also got new players. You guys suck every year. Brother, Jim, Liverpool won the
prem last year. Can you show a little respect to the defending champs, please?
Prince Andrew defended the fucking title better than they did. Do you know what I mean?
So there's fucking levels for this game, apparently, mate. And unfortunately, Liverpool this season
the fellow yeah and we're just gonna be back because they have a bunch of new
talent dude they're gonna be the best yeah I think about this year
all fuck I got a question bro that's good would you rather have coil and or
ecotek be honest right now are we going off Syria Highland are we going off
right now you're the manager of a club boom who would you rather have that's
I would rather have a critique at this minute in time. Yeah, thank you
Thank you for being on but but that's like me saying would you rather have a
fucking a 10 inch or a 12 inch dick up your ass you I mean it's not perfect
really but it's not what you're looking for is it and we've won 3-0. Thank you
Miss Gingy! Thank you very much mate. Thank you brother. This is perfect. Also are you aware that
Man United I've got new strikers now. Oh
Who do you guys got who do you guys got? Oh my god yourself fucking stupid?
We've got one of the best strikers in the world in emboemmo. We've got one of the best strikers flash wingers in the world in
Cunha we've got one of the best wingers in the world in Amad and we've got one of the best super subs
Yeah in great in football history following on from ugly soul shine, Benjamin. Yes, go
so cool every player you just named is a complete and utter disaster beside
I'm a Diablo every player you just named is a disaster dude besides Diablo
I'm just gonna keep it a bucket Diablo is the only player you name that's good
Jack and I get to reach me he's literally he's just trying to rage bait
so I'm not gonna nibble on him I just beat a fucking ball and brother I'm not
I'm not trying to ragevade buddy, I'm not trying to ragevade, I'm not trying to ragevade, you're being a fucking weirdo mate, okay I'm going to start
And who do you actually even support?
I support Barca and then in the prime Liverpool dude
Liverpool, why do you support Liverpool?
Ah, Mohamed Salah, Virgil van der
Right, okay
Or what, do you not like Mohamed Salah or something?
Well, I consider you a place for our rivals. I'm not as big as you, fam.
Send it up.
Yep, I got you.
In the box.
I'm on it, Jinzy.
Jinzy, I'm on it.
You don't need to be in the box.
Right.
Back in the box.
You're so good.
I'll just score, then.
You're so good.
I'm so good.
You're so good.
I'm so good.
Yeah, Jinzy, you're so good.
Thank you.
I'm unbelievable, genuinely.
Mental.
Jinzy, look, I love you, bro, but I'm just going to be honest, bro.
Liverpool's the greatest club in English history.
Right, okay.
I'm just being honest.
When are we basing this off to Saudi Kursi?
Just, sir, the last 20 years.
The last 20 years?
Yes, last 20 years.
Liverpool's the best club in England, dude.
Right, so you're going from 2006?
Yes.
You're trying to tell me from 2006, Liverpool being better than Man United?
Yes.
Are you aware of how many Premier League titles Liverpool have had since 2006?
Probably more than United.
No.
Liverpool have had two.
We don't.
No fuck Premier League.
Champions League.
Who has more Champions League?
From 2006, it's both the same mate one.
Okay.
So it's even Steven.
No it's not.
Because we've got more Premier League titles.
Are you fucking listening, you fucking bald bollock?
Brother, brother, Liverpool's the best club in England, dude.
I don't know.
Look, I know you're mad.
You've gone back 20, you've gone back 20 years
and Man United is still bad.
You just can't take it.
I know you're mad because Liverpool kind of owns Man United
in the last, you know, 10 years, but bro, it is what it is.
Man United have one more,
probably if not the same amount of trophies
in the last 10 years.
I might have one more with the chat saying seven nil seven nil. Yeah, all right to one. We beat him this season to one armfield
Wait seven mil is that like a FIFA match or did y'all actually play that?
Yeah, you missed a ball mate
Wait that was a real game or a FIFA game go
It's gonna drop you watch us. Yeah, I'm watching mate. Oh, that was good in the box
I think if I win this time Division 4, what division you gotta be in to get ranked up?
I need to be Plat 3 Division 4, but if I win this, we'll be Division 4 Plat 1.
Actually, I've not played this since we last played, I don't know what ranked I am yet.
I'll be the same as last time.
I think the string's pre-recorded.
How would it be pre-recorded?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I left it for you Jinx, send it up.
Are you bald it you left it for me, brother. I'm Allison Becker. Nothing gets by me. You understand
interesting
Nothing is fine. I see you go me. I'll set you up
You taught me how you taught me out. Yeah, nice fine nice
I don't know I feel it. We're kind of a good team right now. We're fucking unbelievable finish your jinx
Ah, fucking Aljinx there.
I had it.
You got to talk to me then, haven't you?
It's fine, let's just park the bus, park the bus.
Park the bus.
I'm here.
Josie, Marino, yeah, I got it, I got it.
You?
I got it.
Let them come to us, let them come to us.
Yeah, why are you all talking to me, ho?
Shut up.
Jinx, what are you doing?
All right, relax.
Trying to get scored on?
Trying to get scored on?
Sorry, I'm looking, dude.
Over the middle?
Over the middle?
Yeah, put it in then.
Yeah, I'll fucking put it in then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
Flip, flip, flip.
You know what, I'm gonna fall back.
Go on, you fall back. You go, I'll fall back.
You, you.
Send it up, send it up.
It's you.
I'm gonna keep the ball up here, alright?
You, just...
Fuck it, go on then.
Backward ball.
Oh my gosh.
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, get back!
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Get fucking back. I got it. I got it. I got it.
Don't ever do that again, Jinx. You fucking shit.
Okay.
He's got a fucking booster.
Wait.
What a fucking surprise. I've scored again. BORING!
I've scored from my own goal, Jinx. See, that's how fucking good I am.
Brother, they own gold. Look.
No, they didn't. Because they come up epic, dude. Scored, you fucking idiot.
We chat so there's no Liverpool carskin in this game just United. Yeah, cuz we're the bigger club, right?
Worst ever season and we and we generated
That's good, it's kitchen talking to me
Dude, I couldn't hear you bro lock it James go for the second time. All right
Nice and you know oh my god, that's gonna drop isn't it?
You're so fucking attractive nice change
Game
Yeah, I think you're diamond one skill all bullshit aside. I generally a problem mate
I'm not gonna watch that
Very much Caitlyn your sexy bitch for the five gifted love
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Caitlin.
So, right, just in the item shop in in in rocketing, we have a Twitter article of the
Uef anything and 49. So to talk about in the item shop, oh my God, division four,
I need two wins for platinum to you beautiful fuck you two wins for platinum to
What am I?
I'm platinum one. Hey, I've got an eye and a V. What ranks that?
Wait, what do you got an eye and a V?
That's for that's for that needs your most flat to
Wait, I thought okay, so he's plot three higher than plot one
Yes way higher all right come bro in the shop there's an arsenal decal yep a
Madrid decal a UV decal and a United decal there's no BarƧa and no Liverpool
yeah that is there's not gonna be Liverpool though because they're not a
big club bro Liverpool is a gigantic club you raise baiter yeah I was raised
Yeah, dude, again, I'm not gonna bother you neither one doesn't look kind of good
Yeah, I'm basically the best looking one here is the majority one, but I'm not buying that ever bar someone
Wait, okay, this is what I was talking about Rocket League is coming to fortnight UE FN
You'll be able to make Rocket League experience inside for tonight. Thanks Vee's he creates for letting me know
Jack, uh, literally what the top reply said. What does this even mean? I didn't know what that means.
Jack, can someone explain it to me like I'm five?
Wait, why is Barcelona trending?
Oh, I probably could have just lost, mate.
Oh my god, they're bottling the time.
Oh my god, what the fuck? What the fuck?
They lost a Girona. What the fuck?
There was a girl with her knockers out.
well sorry where why do you want to know no because I need to report it what
is this oh my god they might be bald the league round Madrid at first now oh my
fucking god yeah I know oh my god easy anti-cheat coming to rocket league in
April hey everyone we want to confirm easy inside she coming to rocket league
on the Epic Games Store and Steam during season 22.
Adding easy anti-cheat elevates our ability to detect
and ban cheaters in real time.
And it's a part of our broader effect
that it uses some box-texting methods
and DDoS attack prevention.
Wait, that's good.
That's good.
Oh my God, he's broke my controller.
Fuck!
No, it's good, it's good.
Okay, I thought my analog came off.
Bro, Barcelona's trending on Twitter.
I click it and there's just a girl in a brawl.
Oh, let me just double check.
Hang on.
That can't be true.
What do you mean double check?
You fucking weirdo.
They're removing Bakasmod?
No.
Chat is removing Bakasmod good or bad.
He doesn't say that for me.
Barcelon.
Maybe it's because I goon on Twitter?
Why does it say that for me?
It just says trending sports FC Barcelona.
I click it.
Oh wait, now I see.
Yeah, Madrid.
Bro, BarƧa bottled the league.
How did they lose though?
Where have BarƧa Madrid got to play again?
They played twice.
Bro, this is the article I was talking about.
Wow.
Chad, is this real or AI?
Oh my god.
They're playing in May.
Oh my god, that's gonna be such a big game.
who scored? Kubasi. Bro, is it bad that I don't know a single player on Jelona, Gents?
No, I don't even make his the fucking shit and your team just lost to him.
Yeah, but at the end of the day, bro, when you look at the greatest football club of all time, who do you think of?
Say that again, sorry.
When you look at the greatest football club of all time, that has changed the game more than any club ever and it's produced more legends than any club ever, not bought legends, produced legends, what club do you think of?
Produced legends, Manchester United.
You think Manchester United has produced more legends than BarƧa? Are you smoking dick? Aftertack? Are you smoking weed?
I'm going to tell you to name a legend and you're going to go Lane LMSA.
He's not, dude, calling Lionel Messi his disrespect.
He's the greatest player to ever play.
He's not even a legend, man.
He's not.
He's not?
Messi's not the greatest ever.
No.
Who's the greatest ever?
I am Robin.
Are you just trying to fart at it?
Are you just trying to fart at it?
Are you getting Robin?
Yeah, I am Robin.
I do kind of look like Robin right now, but.
Yeah, you actually do.
Now I'm not gonna lie,
Netherlands has produced a lot of legends now.
in the box shinks
okay you're actually okay jings can i say something of course you can
you are
hands down without a doubt the best duo teammate i play with
it's either ginger case
jings the way you set me up dad did you see it?
the ball hit my car did you see that?
yeah but you did the last second redirection pass
we're gonna get diamond that ass
I'm just going to name Barca legends, okay?
I'll tell you if they're actual legends or not.
Johan Cruyff.
Yes, legend.
Ronaldinho.
Legend.
Leon O'Massee.
Wait, I'm going to minute. You said Barca have made legends.
They didn't make Ronaldinho.
I just said Barca legends, buddy.
Barca legends.
The actual debate was from this was Barca made the most legends.
They didn't make Ronaldinho.
Yeah, and I said Barca has created more legends than Manchester United.
They didn't create Ronaldinho.
So, Void...
Fuckerminck!
I understand that, but I said I'm naming BarƧa Legends, not BarƧa...
brrrrrrrrrrrr
brrrrrrrrrr
The debate wasn't.
It was exactly what I said before.
Therefore, Ronaldinho is Void, and irrelevant.
Go and finish it!
OK.
OK, let me end you all.
Err...
What a legend it's 18. You've lost your minds to piss-off.
No, no...
See, James, you're trying to rage bait, and you're...
But is it raise bait?
LaMine Amal is not a legend now.
Legend, that means you're putting LaMine Amal and Yoan Cruyff on the same level.
Yes.
LaMine Amal is going to be... Oh my God.
Yes!
Yes! LaMine Amal is going to be classified in the same category as Yoan Cruyff in five years.
What do you mean, dude?
Okay.
What, is he's gonna randomly lose all of his skill overnight, buddy?
No, what if he gets a broken leg of his career's over?
Skill of legend.
Oh my.
You'll go down as the greatest youngster in history of football.
Well, he won't.
Yes.
He won't.
He won a Euro when he was 16, dude.
Tighten up.
17, I think.
No, he won when he was 16.
Oh, okay.
Well, Wayne Rooney played in the Premier League when he was 16.
Did Wayne Rooney win a Euro when he was 16?
Well, not really.
I mean, winning stuff is a team effort.
Yeah, but he was the main contributor on that team.
What Lamar was?
He didn't even score in the final?
Yeah.
Okay, he was the main contributor in the Euro, dude.
Go on, that's very Yamada of me, see that?
Like, we are a good team.
I'm pretty sure you missed one of the penalties
against Germany, I think.
Everybody's missed a pen, buddy.
Everybody missed a pen, everybody missed a pen, buddy.
Harry Maguire hasn't.
We're going this, yo, I can't even tell if you, bro.
Jake, you're funny, bro.
Harry Maguire, I think he's one of the best penalty takers
in football at the minute.
If you look at a Harry Maguire penalty combination, all of them are unsavable, and that's not even very great.
And they're unsavable, Jinx.
Look, Jinx, all I'm trying to say is, bro, Barca clears Madrid, Liverpool clears United.
Yeah, he just doesn't.
I just thought of something like you saying that when Liverpool are sat in sixth.
I just don't, it makes zero sense.
Ever heard of Stephen Javarra?
Yeah, have you ever heard of Paul Scholes? Roy Keane?
Yeah, I've heard of Roy Keane.
Bro, who would you say is Manchester United's best player ever, Jim?
Oh, I would. Ah, best player ever.
There's a couple. There's a couple.
I'd say Bobby Charlton, Wayne Rooney.
Potentially George Best.
Okay.
Do you know how many Ballon d'Or winners I've just named?
Oh yeah, I'm Cristiano Ronaldo, sorry, he said we've got that many legends I forgot about Ronaldo.
Okay, that was Aura. I'm not gonna lie, that was Aura.
You're just winning two times in an eight when he won a Ballon d'Or there.
How many plays have won a Ballon d'Or at Liverpool?
I mean, bro, does anyone know that off the top of the right?
Yeah, they're going to our chats. Well, just one yeah, just one Michael Owen. Oh, yeah, where did my clothing play as well?
Oh, yeah, man, my United
Wait, Liverpool has one ball in door winner. What goal is yeah one ball. Oh, no to Kevin Keegan Kevin Keegan, too
That's cute wait, but how has Salah never won because he's not green enough for a ball and don't make
Watch that shit bro watch that shit if
If when one like watch that shit when should seller have won the ball and oh
Yeah, what was that was a prime year? I?
Love it. I was winning. Oh shit. Can we lock the fucking now? I mean I have a hat trick. Yeah
Yeah, and I've got a fucking I've set you up for all three of them. So just chill
Yeah, I reckon I reckon I reckon sellers best year was last year
in there now in there now you said to lock in right that's what you said yeah
you are fucking shit I'm sorry all right now I'm gonna lock in james now I'm
gonna lock in there's no 3-3 mate you fucking absolute dick for brains nice
one mate you can't do you might as well for this game just lock in lock in one
I'm dead because I robbed someone. Oh, right, I bet he did.
BORING!
Alright, I'm fucking...
Mines!
Mines.
Yours!
Yours! Hit the ball, you dickhead!
Can you just never ever in something like that again, please?
I thought I'd go down to fucking few.
I got this, I got this.
Nice, yeah, you've got this, yeah, nice.
We've lost.
Oh my God, you just saw me.
Nice one, Jinx, well done.
What are you doing?
Well done, Jinx.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You absolutely fucking cretin.
You absolutely vile human being.
Lock the fucking and go for the ball.
I'm gonna get it.
You.
See, I just did it for you.
That is, that is, that is, yeah.
I do what I fucking clap my hands for you there, that was good, that was fucking unbelievable.
I'm getting down to red.
Yeah, no, but honestly, I believe you have to win that.
Dirty, dirty, dirty.
You play milky the fucking weirdo.
Oh my god, I fucking love you, you can say it.
Call me daddy, call me daddy.
Daddy.
Thank you, thank you.
I
Go jump up
Daddy get
Yeah, I got that I got it. I got it dude. Oh, he's hit out the way
clearance
Nice one make good clearance that clean it to the other fucking team, you know that
Let's rewrite it
Good you give him two goals. It's my birthday happy birthday, dude
I
James I'm going back for the back boost. Yeah, nice
I'm gonna send it up send it up. I'm in the middle get
Yeah
I'm the key. See get out
James say
Don't say my name. Don't say my fucking name
You miss open net hit that in James. Where are you? I was there when he blocks it
You were there late, dude, I saw it.
I was, I was late.
Go and jump out, hit that open goal.
In the box.
Overtime.
My bottle is so tight.
Nice!
Ginger!
Ginger!
Ginger!
Yeah!
Come on!
Yeah!
Yes!
Come on!
Wow.
What a fucking goal.
Dude, you're actually so cool.
Nice change. Thank you. I don't know. We're kind of just a good duo like I feel like we're both doing our part
You know what I mean? Yeah, that's the first game on a way
I still finished off the leaderboard and you scored three goals
No, you scored four goals. Sorry
You scored. Oh, what a surprise. I'm platinum two. It's boring brother. He's boring. What is like?
Okay, Ginge, the thing is, you did just score a game winner, so I'm going to allow you to
have your moment.
Thank you.
Ginge is carrying, thank you.
Fuck up in this next match.
No, no, no, it's 50-50.
It's not 50-50.
Yeah, I'm thinking 60-40.
Ginge, fuck up in this next match.
I'm going to bend you over a table.
Say that again, Sara.
I can't wait to meet you.
Ginge, I'm sorry.
next match I'm gonna bend you over a table so that again sorry I can't wait to
meet you get fuck up in this next match and I'll have your ass give pink see
tap-ins or I can try not working oh my god
my control didn't work my control didn't work my control didn't work my control
I didn't work I don't know what happened then but my controller didn't work
Is this a fucking joke to you?
No, it's not I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm gonna tell it. All right. You did it you did it
Yeah, I got it. How do you actually get it are you also miss
There you go, man. Oh, yeah
All right, you can see it twice you can see it twice
Let me lock it! Let me lock it!
Let me lock it! Let me lock it!
I'm trying to get time out of you, fucker!
Well, you just wanna watch free games,
because it means to shut your bitch ass up.
Good boy.
Now, shush and play Rocket League.
What are you doing?
You've conceded three times.
You've conceded three times?
Wait up. Are you serious?
is it three times what the fuck are you doing there why are you going for that
ball um I'm the one who hit the ball you're the one who double commit you
fucking psycho right sorry it's 30 seconds in we're fine I'll go I'll get
it nice dad bro yeah nice dribble in there what the fuck
Call you
Jinxie can you tell your mom to stop facetiming me please
Just it's diamond time, oh, sorry little find flaw
and
Miss jinxie, can you stop bringing me while I'm at work, please?
You filthy little fucking whore. Oh
My god, are you just fucking playing with your guitar right now?
the greatest time you ever have on the team.
I am glad.
You're one of the greatest.
Why do you ever have a new team?
I love you. I can't understand what you say when you put your mouth full.
Take the cock out of your mouth and we can try to have a conversation.
Hi, how are you?
Yeah, she's fucking.
She's long gone.
I miss them all.
I need to know about her seat, bro.
What the fuck is Jinx's mum on about?
she's my mom about well I'll say to you just yes jinx send it up send it up
go get that you fucking moron
I feel like I'm just listening to AI play with itself now, it's making me feel really
uncomfortable.
What the fuck is going on?
I don't know if someone's been hacked or what, I can't even hear Jinxer.
High-fives, this is being- it's going on for too long now mate, fucking undo it you weirdo.
Are you?
Mind if I list?
High-fives!
Yes! There you go, Kenny.
High-fives, what?
Wait, James, was I talking like- how was I- how did I sound?
Wait, was that you?
Yes.
What the fuck? I thought it was me and your mum.
Or mate, you- you sounded like you were fucking fingering yourself over me.
High-fives!
I have a hat trick. Can you pick it up and you can see it three times. Your motherfucker.
I know he's not talking to me. Your name's Jim, right? Nice. I'm on that.
I'm on it. I don't need you to be, bro. Chill. Finish it, then you fucking bald nobhead.
I didn't think you were going to miss. You said you were on that.
Yeah and then you SHOT!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
I got it Jinx, I got it, you're not good enough bro.
This guy doesn't listen to shit.
Put it in the box for me, I'll put it in the box, SHOT!
YOU BAD END!
I had a full boost shot Jinx.
Full boost motherfucker.
Off the wall, finna ruin it.
Send up Jinx.
That was the worst setup I've ever seen in my life.
So good. So good. So good, man.
Oh, nice.
If I'm in front of you, oh, my God, that's a fucking great will save.
Send it in the box.
If you can.
Wow, he's flying through the sky. I'll get it in.
And that's a brilliant touch out of you.
Thank you. Looking like Florian Burt's out there.
You you ditched yeah, I bet him
I'll clear everything
Don't worry. I'm here
Nice player ever played
There you go Jinx is fucking missed it jinx you sold
Jinx you sold oh my god. He's old. I'm in that go to the bomb in it
Go to the ball go to the ball go to the boost
Don't worry I'm here.
I'm getting some boost.
Nice.
If you send it up, send it up.
Oh my god, I'm getting in the box.
I'm getting in the box.
That's over the middle.
Way to get in the box James.
Yeah, no I was in there with the shit cross.
I got it.
I hit it.
Go on Jinx.
In the box if you can.
Yes sir.
Oh my god.
I fucked him out.
Nice shot I've got.
Come on! Yes! Yes! Yes, James! Bro, let's get down here. Come on!
Woo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Jeb is for Plat 2 if I win this. Plat 2. James, I love you, man. I love you.
I go, I go. James, I did it. Where are you?
He said I go, so I stayed. I did it, you motherfucker!
Are you gonna tell me you're gonna fucking do that?
I need a fucking American bollock-edded fucking board cunt!
Pfft!
Brother, I did it every time! That's my play!
I did it every time!
Right, well now I know that.
That's in his net.
Wow, that's in his net.
Fuck.
Get back, get back!
GET BACK!
I'm back, you fucking John Joe Shelley-looking Michael van Geerwin prick.
I'll fucking save the day then.
I'll score the winning goal again.
It's boring, Jinxie. Can you do something, please?
I had an electric!
You are screed-
More electric!
I had an electric!
Jack!
Ginge, listen, this isn't with love and respect.
Ginge, all we have to do is-
Oh, Michael van Cooen!
Oh, Michael van Cooen!
Oh, Michael van Cooen!
Where are you?
Michael thank you
James listen
Thank you, come on down
Well done. You fucking finally taught me fucking out what you long enough
Fuck me or dog shit. Are you? I just got a problem too, baby. Oh my god. Congratulations, baby
James, okay
Let me say this and James, you know, I love you. Yeah, brother man all three of the goals. They scored
I'm not even kidding. We're all your fault. Yeah, everything. I'm 100% 100% and Joe
I'm man enough to acknowledge that
I respect you. Thank you
And I'm also my enough to understand that when I know how good I am that doesn't bother me because I know we're gonna win that game
And when I know my teammate is as good as you jinx it. I know we're gonna win you
Good. Thank you like legitimately. Thank you. Thank you
You've got to cut the racist shit out though jinx. He's gonna stop me
What? What? I've never been racist in my entire life. What?
Yo, Jinj, listen, we need two, four, six, eight,
sixteen consecutive wins for Diamond. Are you ready?
Yeah, done. I've already done it.
All right, let's go. Excuse you, you scruff.
Jinj, you doubted it. Are you wanting me to doubt it? You kind of saw it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you doubted it. You doubted it.
Oh, nice, Dads.
Oh
No, I'm in that I'm in that I'm in that oh
Wow, wow, holy fuck Daniel's good Daniel's very good, bro. We're getting up there. It's flat to like we're starting to get up there
You know what I mean? Yeah
Reverse
There you go Jinx
These are a fucking unbelievable
I'm on it. I'm on it. Okay, or you go. I would have cleared it. You know what I mean? I have
cleared it, mate. There you go, Jinx. I'll just put it in the back. There you go, mate.
Jinx you.
WHERE ARE YOU?
Jinx, I can't anticipate the ball.
You fucking ball prick.
This guy's mentally ill.
Jinx, Jinx, Jinx.
I can't anticipate.
Nice one, Jinx.
Nice one, mate.
Jinx, I can't anticipate the ball hitting the post underflap.
Nice one, Jinx.
You psycho.
Well done, mate.
Fucking useless, cunt.
Useless.
Fucking useless.
You go.
Are you dead in it?
I always dead in it, bro.
You know how I feel.
Good dead, mate.
Good dead.
Good dead.
Good dead.
Good dead.
Good dead.
Good dead.
Good dead.
I can't guarantee the debt every time you psycho.
What's the damage to you having me?
I'm gonna debt it, I'm gonna debt it, that's how I play, I'm gonna debt it.
I can guarantee the debt every time you psycho.
Which one is it mate?
Okay this guy's flying, we lost.
It's in a bit mate, in a box.
Alright I'm gonna be on the right post, far post.
Alright, there you go then.
That's left post.
I'm gonna go back to the left post.
Alright, I'm gonna go back to the right post.
I'm gonna go back to the right post.
left post
nice you and that
i've got no boost
jince nice
great work jince
he's hit me the fucking way though
there you go jinks, i'm on it, i'm on it, chill
it's gonna be a tough game this man, i'm gonna be real here
yeah but i mean you gotta remember dude, we're, oh my, okay
What the fuck are we playing against?
Oh my god!
What's the face?
All right Bob, refund.
Refund.
Holy fuck.
If we beat Smurfs, that would be incredible.
I got him.
I don't mean to.
That's in our national.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Move, you fucking cunt!
Hehehe.
Dude, I also have that shot in selfish print.
You're behind me.
Play it.
Go, go, go.
Where's the fucking wing plate?
Where the fuck?
Yo, where's the wing plate?
Jim, whoever's behind never goes
Obviously the guy in front can't see you. You have full vision you selfish cunt. No, you're a fucking idiot
Look at the fucking state of these vermin vermin people
I'm on it
What the fuck
If we win, I'll be incredible.
I think we will win.
I think people want to see an underdog story.
If we beat Slurfs, I'll be incredible.
Jinxie, where are you mate?
Nice one Jinxie, nice one mate.
I got demolition man.
Well done Jinxie, well done mate.
Got demolition, we'll jump over his fucking car
then you knob, did it please, did it.
I
He's fucking useless. He's speed flipping on the kickoff so I can't even get it. I mean this guy's absolutely fucking useless
Honest like a fucking Johnny with an Olin fucking pointless
Great gold great gold what an assist that is that's all in the assist
Look at this for this one flying dink. There you go. You said I got it and then hit me in the back. That's not my fault. I couldn't see you.
You said you liked it. I can't see you. Let me hit it. Let me hit it. Go. Yeah, you go. Fuck her.
Chad, they are smurfs you. This guy's speed flipping on every kickoff. Can we wake up and smell the fucking roses and stop being sociopaths? Chad. Oh my God.
Oh my god, James you have so much time so much time. I'm over the middle pass it pass it about don't need to
Wow, you're literally
So my day you American con
I'm on your team. What's I bet like that?
What fucking teammate is that?
You get it you get it. Are you incapable of getting it? Yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it don't need to I'll just score the winning goal. Oh
oh my god imagine so when you have a kickoff they just run away from the
box it's because of intimidation wow I got it I got it I got it
hey I got it go I got it you move get back get back get back I'm out my god
they just sold it just now I have a blue slice for
What a save hey down hit it down alive. Oh, no
You you you nice touch jazz
Just sorry. I had chas on my mind. What the fuck?
I got it you you
I'm on a jinch. Oh, oh, what's that? You gotta get back
back. No! You have to score it, Jinxer. Why are we overcommitting? You're the one of
the back. You fucking idiot.
I broke my own rule. I broke my own rule. Oh my god, that's what we need.
got no boost get it forward I got no boost I do what I can you you you I'm
gonna grab my left post do what you can with that fuck
fucking hell you've got to look at yourself there yeah you have to look at
yourself you sold you sold really badly there so okay cool let me get the floor
here for be honest to be honest did you sell yes or no did I sell the last goal
yes thank you there we go I saw these no no no there were other sales there were
other sales James listen I had an open shot in the net you said and I quote I
got it and then rammed into my car 0.4 seconds later from behind when I
Obviously can't even see you when I also had a shot you fucking god
Oh my god, we got a tournament wait a minute turn of minutes and minutes change change change change
To be to tournament in ten minutes. Yeah have to play we have to play we have
Fucking minute
You see I'll have you ever won. Have I ever won? I'm offended you've asked me that question don't ever
Yeah, but ever insult me like that again. Do you understand?
Okay, I'm sorry, Daddy. Two weeks of tournament in 10 minutes. We have time for one more game.
Ginge, I'm going to go Tinko, okay, Papa?
Go Tinko, mate.
Chad, everybody, go tell Ginge that you love him.
Thank you.
We are big.
Well then, let's get some hidden treats out of the way.
Alright, Jinxie has allegedly been accused of being a racist, homophobic, disabilist.
There's not much Jinxie, you know, even being accused of apparently being on Epstein's
list.
That worries me, it does, it really does worry me.
I'm hoping that none of it is true.
coming over saying I love you I'd like to say I love you too if you want to use
this stream as a jinx you wait in room for before he's live that's more than
happy feel free for that absolutely no problem brekkie hell hi brekkie hell
yeah I love I've got a feeling that is not brekkie hell
jinx here he's like Stephen Hawking nope Stephen Hawking was a lot more
advanced on Rocket League. He was IRL Rocket League, fair play. I don't know who Mike is,
am I? So, can't really help you there, mate. Tell him congrats on the title defense of Diego
Lopez two weeks ago. Okay. Tell Juncie he looks like my ballsack right after I shave. I think
Jinxie is fully aware of that. He looks the exact same as a right bollock or a left bollock.
He just basically looks like a ball in your ballsack after you've had a shave. I might
shave my balls tonight and just genuinely take a photo of it and show it Jinxie. Do
I eat Lucky Charms? I get it because you're a thishum in a Irish. I'm English. You're
fucking absolute fucking tangfastic. Top five redheads of all time. Thank you. I appreciate
up. Tell John Joe I said hi. No worries. I'll tell John Joe,
mate. opinion's on my mind. Um,
fuck you know, it's time. If you pick the headset back up, he's
racist. Why is Jinx's camera gigantic? Hi guys. Is this
extreme? Did Jinx just take over? Um, have you just put your
headset on Jinx? Yes, just now. Oh, wow. I told you, I warned
I warned you. I warned you.
What?
Racism exposed.
Racist?
Oh my god.
El Racist.
He leaked the fuck out of you.
Whoa.
What have you done?
Wait a minute.
What happened when I was gone?
High Viz started playing the most racist videos
out of anywhere.
No, he didn't.
You did five I would never do that dude. He does corporate chat. How about this corporate dude like how guys is locked in dude?
James 2v2 tournament in six minutes by the way, that's fine by me about it shit myself
Wait, I might shit my pants. I might shit my pants. Have you just come to the toilet? Oh, I have the coffee shits. Oh
My god, I have the coffee shits. I have the coffee shits. Okay. I'm good. I'm good
Okay, so how about us let me catch wind we're not fine wait change okay we're not
fine we're not fine because what if the game yeah what if it goes over time we
can't miss this tournament jing I have never won a tournament daddy okay I
played with sketch I played with sketch and ex-QC it's been a disaster every
time I played with Ryan and fucking balls it's been a disaster jing I'm
I'm relying on you, baby.
Have you ever played with Marlon?
No, but I'm gonna be honest, I've seen Marlon play video games, Sweet Mother of Jesus.
He is a fucking disaster when it comes to video games.
Yeah, I never won an SSL tournament, guys.
They all forfeited and gave us wins.
But it's not counting.
Sorry, James, continue, Daddy.
No, I was done mate. How long so tournament? Is it 11 o'clock?
Five minutes. Five minutes. What time is it for you?
Five minutes. It is 5.53 p.m. EST for me.
James, I have a game for you to play.
Susie! Two out of five mate, go on Susie.
What is the game for you James?
Thank you Susie.
Alright, James pretend you're the manager of a new club, okay?
I might not be a new club.
I'm gonna name you two players and it's keep one, drop one.
Alright, alright. Do you want me to be neutral?
Be neutral. Don't be biased to United. All right. All right. Ready? Yeah.
Gamberre or Lameen Jamal? Lameen Jamal.
You're keeping Lameen? Yeah. Okay.
Um, Pedri or Bruno Fernandez? Bruno Fernandez.
Virgil van de Harry Maguire. Harry Maguire.
Amadearo or...
Who's the Turkish Ramadri player?
Yeah, oh.
I would take Amadeyala.
What's his name?
Adagula.
Yeah, Adagula.
Okay.
Wait, we need to make a team name.
Jens, what do you want our team name to be?
What about 2015 Barca?
Oh, what about 2009 Barca?
What about 2008 Man United?
No.
What about 2009 BarƧa but a messy thing?
Alright, okay, go on then, that's fine.
Alright, you know what, I got it.
I'll do 2009 BarƧa.
Oh, what about Ginger and his bollock?
Uh, no, I'm just gonna, you know what Ginger?
I'm just gonna name our team 2009 BarƧa.
You don't hate BarƧa, right?
No, I don't hate BarƧa.
John Joe and, oh, yeah, Ginger the racist.
No, no, we're not. We're not in any of it. All right, James, I got our team name.
All right. Four minutes, we're in.
Four minutes. James, are you ready?
I'm fucking balling.
All right.
Are you keeping me in place?
Okay, oh yeah, you want to keep going? Okay, okay, this is actually fine.
All right, um, Nuno Mendes or Astra Fakimi?
Fakimi.
Now, wrong. See, now I know you have no ball knowledge.
What PSG's Champions League run?
Nuno Mendes carried that fucking team!
And what Portugal in the Euros?
Nuno Mendes is the most underrated player in the world!
No, Jack, no, trust me!
You better change the name or I'm not gonna play it.
Wait, what? What's wrong with the name? What?
Change the name from Liverpool now or I'm not playing it.
wait are you oh my god you just quit you just you were removed from the lobby
oh my god high-five get us in quick we got two minutes high-five three high-five
three ditch you actually left the game because I made it Liverpool I don't fuck
about a cry baby just a cry baby dude I mean we're high-fives yeah rock it leave
a pit bull yeah can we reach it we can we change the title please pit bull I'm
not people yo yo yo whoever your mom's are never 15 the title
I'm not fucking Pitbull dude, I'm Jinxie. I'm not Pitbull. I'm not fucking John Joe fucking Shelby. I'm not mr. Fucking clean
I'm not somebody's left testicle Jack show a little oh my god
It's gonna be a short goddamn screen you understand
Pull some glasses on you're gonna look like Harry Mandel
Wait
I'm not gonna make you a good friend.
I'm not gonna make you a good friend.
You need to join high five, see?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Give me host, give me host.
I'm not giving you host.
Jinz, give me host!
Alright, what name do you actually want?
United, I'm not playing.
Okay, can we meet in the middle?
I support Liverpool, dude.
Alright, we'll meet in the middle and we'll go...
2009 Barca?
We'll go round Barca.
No.
We'll meet in the middle and go, alright, you know what?
Fine.
John Joe Shelby and Ginge.
Thank you.
Alright, John Joe and Ginge.
It's the aura name.
What colors, Ginge? What colors do you want?
Red, black, and white, please.
Okay, they only let's do two.
Alright, red and white.
Sure you don't want red and black or red and white?
I like Brad and you obviously like right right sorry yeah yeah John Joe and
Jin's y'all John Joe and Jinch
okay Jinch um keep one drop one um you said a strap a key me instead of new
no Mendez pardon keep one drop one yeah okay you said Hakeemi right yeah no
Yeah
Okay
Let me think of another good one
Allison Becker or Oh, no, I listen back up
Okay, let me think of another one Kevin De Bruyne or
Bruno Fernandez prime de Bruyne prime de Bruyne prime de Bruyne or
Prime Bruno Fernandez
I see. Are you gonna let me explain?
Hey, Jack, here comes the bias. Hey, Jack, get ready. Here comes the bias.
It's not bias. It's not bias.
Here comes the bias, Jack. Here it is.
It's not bias.
All right.
Are you gonna let me explain?
Yeah, explain.
Bruno Fernandez. All right.
Okay, watch.
And let me tell you why, right? Statistically.
This guy is so biased, dude.
It's not biased.
This guy is so biased, dude. From Kevin De Bruyne, it's one of the greatest of all time.
Yeah, and so is Bruno
Okay chat run a poll you know what run a poll the ginger sat in my chat. I want to see what the votes are all right
But listen listen listen Bruno Fernandez. All right. Well, let's start with the biggest statistically if you were to compare stats
De Bruyne beats Bruno
All right, okay
The reason that that is is because Bruno played and does play in a far worse team
than Kevin De Bruyne did.
All right, Kevin De Bruyne played in the Centurions,
the four in a row, and the treble win inside at Man City.
Right?
If you actually check when it comes down to
chances created and big chances created,
Bruno topped him pretty much every single season,
but he didn't have the striker to put the ball in the net.
But yeah, it's facts.
Here's the thing, I can't even talk ball with you, bro,
because on everything I love, you're the most
biased motherfucker.
Bro, Jim, if you ask 100 people outside of
the city of Manchester, if you ask 100 people
who's better, Brian De Bruyne, or Brian Bruno Fernandez,
93 of them would say KDB.
93 of them would say KDB.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, but my point is there,
their opinions are fucking irrelevant
because they're not in a discord call right now
where you asked answering this question.
Okay, next one.
All right, here we go.
Next one.
Go on.
I'm gonna try to ask you about like La Liga
so you're not biased, dude.
Jesus, bro.
God, this guy's some bias, crazy, bias guy.
He's not biased whatsoever, it's just truth.
Chad, run the ball, run the ball.
Run the ball.
Okay, oh.
Everyone in my chat is voting Bruno.
Thank you
Alright, let's see your chat. Let's see. Oh
Everyone in your chat voting Bruno everybody
66% of your chat which by the way James your chat probably has more Manchester United fans than any twitch chat ever assembled
And KDP still winning let that sink in
James let like your chat probably has more Manchester United fans than any chat on twitch and
And Kevin De Bruyne is still winning!
That's how good Kevin De Bruyne is!
It's not though, is it?
At the end of the day, Kevin De Bruyne has to go to Italy
because he can't keep up with the print. Bruno still lipping it up.
There's a big difference.
Okay.
Okay, there's a big difference.
Whatever you want to sign us off, dude.
Whatever you want to sign us off.
Wait, are we not in the tournament?
Yeah, no, we are in the tournament now.
Jim, lock the fuck in, you beautiful, handsome bastard.
Let's win it.
Why does my car look like that, dude?
what the fuck is going on oh my god on you which inch have you played job telling
you this guy's smell my shit jinx get your ass out of my face smell it eat it
like it okay Jinx next how do I do it how do I ready up last one Jinx keep one
Drop one Ardian Robin or Metro Ozo
It's a good question right I've already got Bruno, so I'll go Robin
Shadow would you go keep one drop one in a glow?
All right, it's a tournament like
Let's walk in looking okay, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
I have a question.
Oh, by the way, these are shit.
These are shit.
These are shit.
These are shit.
These are shit.
These are shit.
These are shit.
These are so dead, by the way.
We're through the natural, trust me, mate.
Go on, Jinx.
No, mind.
I'll keep up now, though.
Overcommitted.
I overcommit.
What a surprise! Oh, drinks, he's over-committed, and he wonders why he doesn't want to talk to you.
No, shut up!
And he wonders why he doesn't want to talk to you.
I can't play good with you in my ears!
You're fucking stupid bastard.
Fucking idiot.
Absolutely fucking idiot.
I'm dead again, I'm dead again, I'm dead again, come on!
Come on, come on!
I'm so tired of getting first-rounded in every trip.
You over-committed.
I have to, you deaded it, you fucking freak.
Oh my God, you missed the ball.
All right, let's listen to that.
What the fuck are you doing on my mother's life? This is the worst ever play. This is the worst ever play
Gigi, what's the fuck are you doing?
Gigi, okay. Gigi, this is the worst ever play. I'm gonna check out now.
All right, you got a lot of the fucking though.
I'm actually this is 100% on me. I'm a man enough to admit this is mommy
There's no idea
Go on James, I got it
There we go. There it is.
There we go. What an assist.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What an assist.
Did you just try to steal the doll?
I would never steal it, thank you.
No, I...
No, get him out! Get him out!
Look at him!
What?! You fraud plant!
You're a psycho!
You're a sub-steel path!
You're a psycho!
What the fuck?!
The only person out of those two that look like a fucking serial killer, mate, is you.
Grow some fucking air on your face, you freak.
All right.
All right.
Okay, okay.
Jins, Jins, Jins, we have to win, we have to win.
Come on.
You're getting boosted, you're getting boosted.
I bet you.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, no.
Nice!
Thank you.
This would be a crazy comeback.
Go on, Jinx.
I'm on that.
You, Jinx.
Oh, I've got my boost.
Get back.
Go ball.
I go net.
I go net.
You go ball.
I'm there.
I'm there.
Nice.
Way to go.
Send it down the line if you can.
I got it.
I got it.
They're choking.
They're choking, Jinx.
I faked it.
All right.
We've got three minutes to get two more.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Trust me, we're fine.
These are shit.
I sold this game, but I'm going to turn it around.
Jinx, nice!
I'm there.
Wow, he actually got there.
I guess he can't hit it again.
But he's making it.
Send it up if you want, I'm gonna go for a boost.
I'm in there.
I got it.
Nice.
Get fucking dunked on, kid.
Get absolutely fucking dunked on.
James!
Oh, almost, almost, almost.
I'm lining this.
Lining it over the middle to you.
I can't, I've gone back, I've gone back.
I bumped both of them.
Nice.
Back in the box, back in the box.
I am coming left post, left post.
Mr. All good
Yeah, first ever to win right now, come on
So the bit mate
Change oh my god, that's beautiful
Off the wall change oh, he's got a
We got a score bro, come on go on jinx
He's fucking missed it. He's actually just fucking missed a barter. He takes that's words forget about it. Oh
My fucking God
Chinsen you are genuinely thrown this game for a minute one
James I have good news and bad news. The good news is that eventually we will stop playing the bad news is
At the minute we're fucking still are
Oh my okay, you can't even blame me if I don't say this
What am I supposed to do what am I supposed to do I guess I'm not I've not had a look at this one
I have bad news. Okay. What do you want first? I have the bad news first
This is the worst number played in my life. Do you want the good news now go on?
Good news. We have a second chance tournament literally in like two minutes. Oh really okay, sweet good warm-up then good warm-up tournament
Yes
In all these tournaments if you lose in the first round you're allowed to play in the second chance over the middle
Rooney, yeah, I think we forfeit and just play the second chance in a sec
I've got that one going on purpose
All right, I have a great question for you. Okay, go on mate
This is my last one. All right. Yeah, remember you're the manager of a club. You have to keep or drop one
All right. It's gonna be a great question. All right, prime Gareth Bale
Or prime Eden hazard
On me right wing I've got Eden hazard in the 10 I've got Bruno Fernandez
No me right wing. I've got I in Robin. Sorry
Top 32 that's a nice way of framing a dead last I
I'd probably go a Garif bail. Yeah, I agree. Uh, Gareth Bale, um, had like a hundred and
ninety-five base.
Yeah, also, Garif Bale is so underrated, it's unbelievable.
He's so- Garif Bale's, um, iconic, where he like, got hit out of the sideline and kept
on his run.
I did that as well. I've done that before.
Oh, you've done what Gareth Bale did?
Well, to be honest, I probably did it a bit better.
Alright, Jinx, it's okay. We have a second chance tournament, Daddy. Alright?
I'm sorry. Jinx, I sold. I sold?
Look, I made it up to admit I sold.
And that's what I like about you, Jinx, yeah? You're man enough to admit it.
But are you man enough to fucking get your finger out your ass and fucking play Rocket League properly?
Because that was fucking ass from you.
I know. I know. I played like shit.
Terrible.
When's this day of tournament?
Four minutes. I'm gonna join.
Alright, we gotta change our team name. Let's clean it up. What do you think?
Let's change it to...
The
Because I don't even made it out of the first round of the tournament dude about it. Why change it was for some change yet
To come as rock commas and runners
Yeah, okay, if I make this our name, we're literally gonna get the ads
All right, bro, Jen, what about um?
We're not naming the team ag and yolk, you know what cherry on top. Let's just ban
Ooh, I think you want to say what I'm trying to think, will you look really, really odd?
Maybe you could go...
Whatever name you choose right now, I will make without, I will not hesitate.
Whatever name you make.
Okay.
What's it an erasist?
You said what?
What's it an erasist?
Okay, besides God damn it, besides that, Jinj, besides that, anything besides that dude, please.
All right, the one your mate just came up with, Agon Yoke.
Okay, so you want me to name our team Agon Yoke?
Oh no, we'll go Agon Chiso.
This is disgusting. What colors, what colors, Jinj?
red and black please. Alright bro come on we just got first round with that like
what about um um red and blue like Barca? Um that would be funny mate but I'm
pretty sure you asked me what colors I wanted. Okay really bro red and red and
red and blue for Spider-Man. For Barca yeah for Barca. Yeah. The greatest club in
football history. Alright, there we go. Check this song. I love this song. Alright,
check. Second chance tournament, bro. This is our last chance at greatness. Remember,
check. I have never even made that of the first round of the tournament, y'all. Today,
me and Ginge will win the second chance. Come on. How many rounds is that? So in every
tournament there's 32 teams so one two three four five okay yeah that we yeah
we're sweet I don't think I'm in a loss of tournament that's been yeah I'm
sure I think you've never lost a tournament until with me yeah I don't
think so yeah okay that that is fucking crap it's not it's not this there's no
No way, there's no way I'm that bad.
You're fucking ass, mate.
You're AS cheek.
That's not bad, you know.
Ginge, what place is United in the pan right now?
Fourth, mate.
Champions League is what we are.
That's like you guys' best year and how long?
How many years?
Not sure, Pitbull.
Oh!
All right, bro. That was good. That was good.
Bro, so you actually think Liverpool is not... All right, James, tell the administrator which team has a better lineup right now, Liverpool or United?
Well, one team six, then one team four.
See, look at this biased bastard swerving around the question. James, you have the better lineup.
Let's go play for player.
Okay, yeah, all right, you that's the worst thing you could have said no, it's not a little men's laments
Allison Allison's past it laments
Allison no no chance one no man United right backs is your right back now
Wait, yeah, who is living where I'm at? I
Support right back support a little bit. We know he's right back
No, I know I know I just gotta see the name. I've got to see the name
Who's the right back?
Oh, Jeremy Frimpong from the Netherlands! Jeremy Frimpong!
Alright, Jeremy Frimpong or Diego Delo?
Yeah, Frimpong.
Diego Delo.
Alright, you're just biased, bro.
Oh, no.
White Cereback.
Berko van den, Harry Maguire.
What was the last game that Jeremy Frimpong played for Liverpool?
I don't know.
Exactly.
Therefore, Delo.
Thank you.
Okay, uh friend points about her player though next all right virtual van did or Harry McGuire virtual van did
Thank you. No, we did you not compare them to
You compare Harry
Swerving no Harry McGuire and can I say I
I'm a boy. I want to do it one day or marty. Yes. I'll give you one day
No
Virtual bandit or Harry McGuire captain versus captain
You fucking
narcissist
Wait, who is it Bruno? Yeah?
Okay, but my wire has been captain
Bro, virtual bandit clears here in a wire. You know it. I know it the whole chat knows it. All right. Okay, okay
Let's back loose short every day the week you can't even argue that one because you don't even your mind
It's Liverpool have Robertson still yeah, but he doesn't play he's old now and you and you knew and you knew left back
Still getting to grips with Liverpool
Okay, I agree Luke Shaw. Yeah, I agree. Thank you. Thank you Santa med
Don't even compare copy manning and grabbing birch copy manning
Grabbing birch
You're actually so delusional
You're so dumb you're so dumb. You're so delusional, bro. All right. No, who are you comparing for nothing?
Bruno will be the first and Bruno wins every day. Okay, Virts, Virts, Virts. Yes, Virts.
Okay, Virts in one year, remember this, in one, in one year, everybody's gonna be like,
oh my god, Florian Virts is the best midfielder in the Premier League. What happened? He's so good. Oh my god.
Bro, he's adjusting to the club. His last, like, what, four games? He's going off.
off. He's literally going off, looking versus stats in his last four games. In a year, the
entire Premier League is going to be like, wow, Florian versus the best. But I'll say
this, Florian versus better than Bruno right now.
Oh my God. Swam moment. Last four games, yeah?
Yes, go to versus stats last four games. Yes.
Four games
Bruno Fernandez versus Spurs gone assist
Bruno Fernandez versus full and gone assists got two assists
Bruno Fernandez versus Arsenal
Gonesist okay, that's now four goal contributions. Okay in free
Go to birds go to birds go to birds because he's shit. Why don't you go to birds?
Go to birds compare
Got subbed off in the 71st minute versus Brighton
Sundal and get one one nil he didn't do anything right ready tournament come back to these locking jinx don't tell again
All right
to the time. Lock the fucking mate. Stand away. What the fuck is he doing? Clearance. Thank
All dipping down, dumping it for you Jinx and finish it.
You are the definition of ass cheek.
No, that would be my chest to your lighters.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm done.
Now I'm done.
Now I'm done.
Now I'm done.
I mean, come on, man.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just don't fuck your respect.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Sorry. Now I'm gonna be ready.
Alright, I'm over the middle.
Nice.
Okay.
I got it in the box.
Awesome look here.
I'm gonna come back.
So I'm back.
Rule one, rule one.
No, it wasn't your fault.
Y'all broke it.
No, we didn't connect right.
Go on Jinx.
Lining it, lining it, lining it, lining it.
it. Lighting it. Where are you demo? That is the shit. Yeah. Shift his cross that you've
got. You lost a 50. Look how shit this cross is. Look how shit this cross is. How do you
lose a 50? How do you lose a 50? Look how bad your cross is. Bro, you have to win that
50 I demoed the other guy dude. You go you go. Oh my god. We're actually gonna get first
rounded in the second chance tournament. This is embarrassing dude. You just set him up.
You just set him up. What are you doing? You're selling again. You're selling again. Oh my
I fucking God.
Now I'm locked.
Ginge, I will knock myself for the rest of the day, I swear.
Watch this.
Now watch in, you've overcommitted again.
The rules go out the window when Jinxy wants to go, don't they? That's what I've noticed.
No one gives a fuck about the rules anymore.
Sorry, I'll fucking put- oh my God.
What a surprise, overcommitted again.
He's overcommitted again.
Wow, wow, wow.
Nice one, James.
I know you're happy, mate.
You feel better now that you've overcommitted?
You feel better?
Okay.
I'm actually playing like shit.
We need to win this tournament.
Come on.
Asshole.
First ever tournament win right now.
Ragnar, I fucking agree, mate.
If I were the best, brother,
I couldn't agree anymore, mate.
Delusionite, he's fucking fine,
his brother is high on summer.
Let me tell you, mate.
Thank you, bro.
James, I'm sorry.
I sold this game.
I'm gonna make it up to you.
Well, I do, can I be honest, what would actually make it up to me?
What?
And you have to do it.
Okay, what would make it up? What would make it up?
Oh, I don't know, like maybe like 100 gifts it or something.
Is this guy serious?
Well, it's just that you've made me feel really lonely and worthless.
Oh my god, James.
I'll say you're gonna-
Talk about setting him up, motherfucker.
I got it, I'll do it!
You've made me feel really worthless and bullied me and cyberbullied me all day.
Do you think bullying is funny, Jinx, eh?
No, dude, God!
Well, there you go, then.
Drop! Drop! Drop!
Jinx!
YEAH!!!
Bro! Fuck all that shit!
It's what he do-
Let's listen to shit!
Come on.
Jinx, if we win this tournament,
and I'm ever in England again,
I will suck your penis.
Oh, Jinx, if you said the other day, you're gonna be here in two months, remember?
No, that was
Wait, what was that for by the way? What is it you're coming over for?
That was, oh my god, no
Oh my god, fucking looking!
Fucking idiot
You ever commit to twat?
Alright, James, let's go
Dude, come on, come on, I don't want to lose this shit!
You're so bad, I can't believe it
real wait a minute one day okay bro one day okay it's not fk anymore
that's a good shot I was on the line though
look at you jumping at nothing
hit the ball mate hit the fucking ball you American
See what I mean? See what I'm dealing with.
I'm getting harassed and then bumped by my psychopath teamit.
Says the one who looks like a genuine psychopath.
You be fucking angry! Manage me classes motherfucker!
God damn it!
Bro, these guys are dribbling and bumping. What are they doing?
He's just so fucking sad. It's unbelievable. They're so sad.
One dribbles, one bumps. Are we serious?
So sad.
Yeah, I think you need hangar management. I think you could do it some fucking rocket league lessons as well
Dead it dead it dead it. I did it. I did it
We didn't go for it. He didn't go for it
Like that
If we score three goals in a minute, we're gonna win the tournament
Well, that is what I get off goals. There's no other option. Yeah
I'm over the box
Change I bumped him has to finish it. I have no boost you twat fucking get some boost then
Look at me pathetic
Pathetic worthless fucking
Actually mighty mate is this the gaming environment I'm in right now. Are we serious? I think gaming environment is so toxic these days
It makes me sick. Oh
My god
Wait, let him jump over you, Jen.
Great work.
Nice one, Jen.
Wait, let him just jump right over your head.
All right.
Jen, I don't know what to do anymore.
It just shows when the pressure's on, you crumble.
As soon as we're in a tournament, you're over-committing, you're forgetting what to do, you're forgetting
to go for kickoffs, you're giving them easy goals, I think you're embarrassing.
You know what?
We have one chance to keep our tournament life alive.
What I'm in your stream. Oh my god, please is we won't have time
Oh my god, they said okay
Wait, are they gonna forward?
Well, let us win paypal
I'm ten. What the fuck you want his paypal and he's ten years old you pedo. No, not no
Oh my god, you actually look like one as well
Nice one you have one job hit it on target
We're down three goals with zero seconds left you absolute fucking yeah, but you're guaranteed kickoffs
No, you're not you are in your own tournaments. Oh chat look my weekly placements top 32 top 32
You know what? There's a 3v3 tournament in an hour. Who could we get?
It's Rumble though.
No it's not. No it's not.
Wait, is it?
Chad, who could we get in an hour?
In case he won't be on in an hour. He won't be on.
Who would you want to get, James?
I know someone we could get.
but in an hour who could we get the question is right is he's actually not
very good at the game but he's better than my long if that helps who is it have
you heard of that nuns from England he's called Jakey Davis yes I saw the club
I don't know what I'm doing. Open the gate.
Wait, but what rank is Jakey?
What rank?
Aw, mate, he- he- he- he-
It rhymes with rank.
It- it- it rhymes with rank, shall I say.
It rhymes with rank?
Yeah.
Wait, his rank?
Rhymes with rank.
He's wonk, mate.
Oh, I see.
So, go fuck that!
Bro, Joe!
Dude, Joe, we can win with Joe!
Wait, is Joe going to be on, is Joe down?
Let me, Joe, I'm going to text Joe, don't spam this chat.
Let me just text him.
Don't spam it.
I'm going to text him.
Bit late.
I'm going for a wee wee jinx, you all right?
Can you show me a tinkle?
Yeah.
Can I have a minute?
Yeah.
I said yo, Joe want to play a 3v3 rock and league tournament and one hour tournament
chat Joe's good and ginger's good if we get dude if we get Joe
No.
One more way.
X.
All right, I'll see what Joe says.
Chat, dude, a 3-3 tournament will be so fun.
Chat, I asked Joe, bro, Jynj and Joe would be hilarious.
Okay, so, case will not be an hour.
Guys, case doesn't get on till 10, I think.
I'll probably be off by then.
I'm probably going to get off by like 9, which means I have enough time for the...
I have enough time for one more 3v3 tournament and another hour of rank.
I'll ask X.
Okay.
All right, yeah.
I just texted Joe. Joe just texted me. Speed. Y'all, speed is not going to get on Rock-A-League
right now. Speed's probably doing something. Speed's not going to get on Rock-A-League.
Now I'm going to ball them. Check. Joe said he might be down, but he said he won't be
live, but he said he might be down to play. Joe said he might be down. Lacey? Ooh, Lacey
could potentially play. Alright, let me see what Joe says first then I'll call Lacey.
Yeah, I know case is good. Case is not going to be on at 8 guys. Guys, case gets on at
hand y'all or like 930 at the earliest I'll be getting off at like 930 Miami
needs one get Jason yeah bro let me just get Jason in the Rocket League
tournament is he like on a stranded desert island right now
All right, Joe said it, so it starts at eight.
Send me a dick pic.
Mod's perfectly better.
Mod's perfectly better.
Perfectly better, perfectly better.
Rank disparity won't let you?
What do you mean, rank disparity won't let me?
Wait, what rank is Ginge in 3?
Is he like bronze?
Bro, what?
How does, how do I even have rank disparity?
Chad, what is Ginge 3's rank?
Where is Ginge by the way?
Is he having a rank?
Is Ginge having a rank?
Let me see that dick boy. No! Get out of my tact! You fucking weirdo!
Who's a fucking weirdo? That guy. You know what? Okay, Jynz,
you ready? Yeah, I'm ready, dude.
Alright, alright, alright. I'm figuring out our teammate for threes. Just let's get warmed
up. Alright, alright, let's get warmed up, dude.
Are you gonna be Joe Barr?
Um, X or Lacey?
Okay, I'm gonna ask him.
I'm gonna see what Joe stands for.
Let's get down there.
I wasn't then last I'm honest
yeah yeah yeah yeah that's unacceptable
you need to be frontflip it's a little
trying to learn 14 year old to your house
but you still do that don't you jinx it
fucking way you know what so don't
Alright, it's because I have music off so the music off now
I'm done cheating up on kickoff. Yeah, and that's what happens. Okay
Just Adam of you dead in one kickoff today. I'm not gonna. I don't get off. I'll win a mate. There's a fucking big difference
I don't need to dead kickoffs
Because I'm not fucking shit
Go junk
I
Never heard that one
Oh my god, you're my daddy you're my daddy now call me daddy
You're my daddy, bro. Are you my little bitch?
All right, relax a little bit. I got it it
You know what about it's late
Ginge you have good. Okay. I want to see what you're doing. What are you doing? What are you doing?
You're in that and then you missed the ball. Okay, cool
You've conceded all three goals in 59 seconds. Take that controller and shove it up. Gingsey
Gingsey
You do not tell me whether you're gonna dead him or not that's the problem so I don't know if to go or stay
Tell him in a game. I'm in a game. I can't call that
I
Was you woke up now that's nice
Did you see in two hours into the tournament he put off I missed it
Yeah in that in the 20 chat. Yeah
Yeah, I know ex is calling me I'm in the middle of a rock and a match guys
I feel like he's fucking calling me make you fucking turn your vibrations off. Oh
My gosh, I got it
Oh my god. Wow. That's a big laugh. I go. What a save. God damn it.
James. Finish. Here. I'll show you. Alright. Yeah. You told me to finish.
And yeah. Wrong fucking that. Nob. Jeez. This is what we call a setup for the other team.
maybe is that what you call it? It's a bit inclined, mate.
Like them.
I got it.
I've done realistically.
Who do we have the best chance of winning with X or Joe or Lacey?
Run of hope.
Well, definitely not Lacey after yesterday. Holy shit.
Yeah.
But then he's also blaming wrong.
Yeah, he played with Ron, but probably x right chat
Cuz I want to win so bad nice
Oh my fucking god get the fuck
Nice
I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I'm walling it. Walling it. Walling it.
Oh my god.
I'm walling it.
Fucking hell!
You're so shit.
You missed the ball again.
You've conceded four times.
Jin, I need you.
All right, I'm going to need you to de-
Jinxie, what do you want to say?
What do you want to say?
I've got it. I've got it.
And you went, I'm walling it.
I'm walling it.
Nobody asked you to fucking wall it.
Did they? Answer me! Did they ask you to wall it Jinx? Or not?
No they didn't. Sorry sir.
It's not good enough is it?
Oh my god. No! No!
Yes save it Jinx.
What a surprise I come to the rescue again.
Good demo.
And then my teammate
You've conceded five time like how the how the fuck am I getting the blame for these
I'm trying to be patient by the literally I
Why the fuck am I the one back? Anyway, I'm the gold machine. So why am I furthest back? It makes zero sense
Did you just call yourself the gold machine? Yes? Yeah
that might have been the cringiest thing you could have said ever the gold
machine mate stats don't lie serious news stats don't lie I'll score again on
the environment is this a toxic one because you're dog shit and maybe you're
forcing me to play with you absolutely out look at you you can see the six
goals six goals you are the new you're the player on NBA 2k right where you
You let your player score 21 points on your head.
That's what you are.
You are embarrassing.
But why?
See what happens when you get it?
Like you see how easy it is?
Just listen to daddy.
Stop like James, James, stop trying to fight me.
You're fighting the truth.
That's what happens when you get it.
It's a goal every time.
Stop messing with daddy.
you're so shit but why I did it where are you man oh my god you're late
get it you think it's free shot free shot oh my god
get back get back yet I'm here you just go for a fucking boost oh my god
I'll set you up I'll set you up yeah papa I got the move boost oh my god he
missed this this so did you know I'm we've lost fuck me right in the ass
over the middle. James, yes, yes!
Nice.
Oh, no.
I'll do it, don't worry, I'll do it.
That's a word, I think you, I think you've missed, mate.
All right, we need to figure out our tournament, teammate.
All right, I'm gonna...
Yeah, my we've won enough games tonight. Thank you. He's just that jinx had a couple of bad ones there
Well, he's got three bad ones in a row
All right chat Joe said he can't
Division down now nice for me
Talk which one of when I'm not getting jq. Yo X
There is a
3v3 tournament in one hour. Do you want to play?
One hour yes one hour
All right, Jim she's good. He's good
Yes, he's good
I'm bad here to sketch way better like miles better than sketch
All right, I'll see you. Thank you
Yeah, what's up?
Oh, yeah.
All right, you ready?
I'm bald, man.
Let's one V1.
You know what?
Let's one V1.
Because we got to figure out who's
calling the shots in this session.
I'm hearing a little bit too much fucking
hooting and hollering from you.
You want to one V1, yeah?
Yeah, because I don't know.
I know you've beaten me in the past, but I don't know.
I actually think you're better than me now.
Is this mind games?
No, I honestly think you're better than me.
Do you want to put some gifted on it in case you win?
Is that like a finesse?
Wait, let me pass, let me pass.
How much gift did you want to put on this?
Fister?
Deal, locked.
All right, let me get a water.
Let me get a water and pee.
Let me lock in.
All right, all right, I've never beat Jake, Chad.
I've never beaten him.
He has actually beaten me.
He beat me once and he got 200 gifted off me.
Now you've got 100 gifts left with a cunt.
Right, remind me to change my boots after this game please, chat.
This'll be an easy free, this'll be a free 50 gifted. What an idiot.
The thing is with James here, he actually thinks he's going to the game, and that's what I love.
Because he's fucking terrible.
Yeah, I did too fast, CJ.
I love how bad he is at the game.
How the fuck is Bro Paul's the private game by the way?
Fuck?
No, Joe's not joining and he can't look at Axi instead.
Don't be using the chat for the 50 gifts and after the five minutes he's up chat.
Don't be using the chat.
50 gifts and let's go baby.
Easily done.
Easily done.
I
Whoa, whoa
Mysterious girl move your body close to mine. Come on move your body
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Mysterious girl make that body shake on my cock
All right, I'm back. Nice.
All right, Jim, the winner of this 1v1 will officially be referred to as Papa or Daddy
for the rest or even Papi is acceptable for the rest of the session.
All right. All right. Yeah.
And 50 gifted. Yeah.
I'm going to rip Jigsaw to arsehole.
You're yawning, brother, it's almost tournament time.
I need you ready to go.
Do you want to eat this?
I don't know, I've got an easy five minutes to have.
That's not gonna work.
Brother, you're gonna have to do something
a little bit more than jibbering on dunk, dunk.
See, now this is what matters.
Yeah, this is what matters.
This all about pride, pride and ego here, chat.
Oh my God.
Wow, you actually got back I respect it
Your ass dude, oh my god
Oh my god, I
Don't open any
It's a mercy
So I like that though Jinxie Jinxie three weeks ago to miss them and Jinxie still loses them
Jamesy special, Jamesy special, self-satom, self-assist, self-assist.
Fuckin' wank, mate.
Are you gonna dead the bar jinks? Are you gonna dead the bar jinks?
I'm gonna dead it, I'm gonna dead it, run on. Where are you? Where are you?
Shit your ass up, man.
Oh, great demo, mate. That's gonna be really useful when I spawn back in in a minute.
What were you saying?
Oh, my God, could I say?
You're talking a lot, James.
I'm gonna need you to focus.
I'm gonna need you to vote for me.
No!
You dirty little cunt!
Jinz, remember, I've never beat you before, dude, so this could be the day I surpassed you.
You dirty little bastard!
This could be the day I surpassed you, buddy.
Drop.
Oh, my God.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
When you're on me, I'm alive
When I got him into the sky
I'm a little bit of my day
Come on, come on!
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet over there!
It's all gone quiet, all gone quiet!
High five, we're in the end.
Five one, open, you folk, turn up.
Five one, open, you folk, turn up.
Five one, open, you folk, turn up.
Five one, open, you folk, turn up.
All right, James, I'm out.
Jesus in us.
Jesus in us.
Jesus in us.
Jesus in us.
Come on!
James, have it up.
What's your offer?
James, have it up.
Double it up.
Done.
Deal?
Yeah, 50 pounds are going to get me.
Yeah, deal.
Hold up, my dad's car will be passed.
Don't join, don't join the team.
Yo, dad, what's up?
How's it going?
I was about to come back, he brought me all the keys to him.
I touched a gentleman, you know him, at the marina.
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
So, what about it?
No, but um, I sit here and do, you got a lot of bulls that don't get on your ass.
Yeah, someone's just been licked.
Hey, call 262, mate, thanks, dude.
Bro, it'll be the easiest undergifted you've had, bro.
It'll be generally, it'll be the easiest fucking undergifted.
Like, he's so bad.
Hmm.
Let's have a look here.
Oh my god.
Who the fuck in hell is that?
What the fuck is he doing?
see you in Manchester on Friday for a night out you can if you like but I
won't be there
hmm
hey don't do chip in a 19 bro thank you very much mate what about the tour that's
in a bit. I'm not even born I'm not gonna be in for now. I think me and that X
are probably better off just doing a free V2. Do you know what I mean? Jinx he's
just not good enough. He didn't provide anything for the team. He's absolutely
useless. It's just a bit like what's the fucking point? Do you know what I mean?
Mate, I see a skyfall, come on, I knew I was winning.
Easy, easy.
Oh yeah, I'm daddy for the rest of the night.
It's what my IRL stuff on charge for tomorrow should be okay. Hopefully
Trust 100 is much we run about
To be fair, I honestly I wonder if he's better jinx your JK. It wouldn't surprise me if it's joker. That's how bad jinx. Yes
I'm gonna be at the Brit Awards, I'll be there mate, yeah.
I have the backpack delivered tomorrow, we won't be able to use it tomorrow, but when I get back after the
panel tournament
then we're gonna, I'm gonna YouTube on how to use it etc etc and hopefully should be good.
I am at the Brit's, no. Are you able to do it on stream?
No, actually, no cuz I won't get back to like probably 11 o'clock at night.
Yo.
Oh, hey, mate.
Yep, it's getting berated by my father.
Well, at least you've got one, mate.
Wait, what?
Yeah, that's all right, I don't want to go into it.
Oh
You still want to play rock-a-boo
Yeah, I suppose
Yo, James you good? Yeah, I'm all right
Sgt. Jio
James, okay
Here's what we're gonna do
Yes, we're gonna do what we gotta do
Ah, it's devil or nothing, right?
It's devil or nothing.
All right, good luck.
You too, my friend.
Well, I've never played this stadium.
No, I haven't either.
So what are you saying?
Jerry, can you speak to me about last game, please?
Obviously, you were 5-1 up, mate.
Happens to the best of us.
It does indeed, yeah.
Great goal.
What I'm going to do is I'm not going to talk shit until the very end.
Right, because you've noticed it didn't end well for you, haven't you?
Yes.
Nice.
I'm glad you finally noticed that.
My two lucky bounces, no worries.
I love going to you, no dancing, jink, sick of that, just know I'm gonna get back. I'm probably gonna win the whole thing.
You little motherfucker with that fake bullshit!
So if-
That's just a cheesy way to get a go. So fucking cheesy. Oh my god.
No, don't rumor try that week shit again
Don't rummage. I can't have a mist
Do you see challenge rebel lol take to the basics kid
Sir yes, sir
It's daddy. Thank you. Well, I can go up. You're the one who's got a like do stuff
Yeah, well you're a 500 last game mate. I'd rather you be fucking winning
Come get the ball bitch
Nice fake what are you thinking I can stop you said get the bar at yeah, yeah
I knew you would take the double or nothing
You're such a greedy bastard, Jinx.
I mean, you couldn't just take the money and move on.
Oh, no, it's Mr.
You had to double or nothing. You had to do it.
Okay, it's an easy hundred gifted.
Chipped, I'm gonna... Where's he going? What were you saying?
Oh, no.
Just one moment.
I mean...
Thank you.
Jinx, you just had to be the man.
Jeff, what is that emo? What?
What is that emo?
But you and your pride and your ego.
You couldn't just.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
If I blow another lead, I swear to God.
What were you saying, Jinxer? He said something.
Did you say something? What were you saying, Jinxer?
Oh my God, every time he does that I don't see it.
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I wouldn't say you're I wouldn't say you're losing I would say you're getting back to a routine. Yeah
I don't know what I'm saying.
Let's go wins.
What?
Let's go.
Why did I do that?
I'm not eight.
Yeah, but do you want to do this?
Go wins for 500 gifted.
No.
because he knows I'd fucking bum him.
Bro, I just won by six, bro.
This is the first time I've ever beat you, I think.
Nah, second.
You would've got five when you gifted as well,
what an idiot.
Thank fuck.
So, Ginge, now we're all square, so.
Do you wanna wager again or not?
Yep.
You do.
Yep.
You do.
Yep.
After this.
And that's the last time I ever played,
do that trick, you know?
Yep.
After this absolute bombing.
Yeah, I wouldn't say it's been bombing
There you go back in it give it on EU servers. Yeah, thank you
Okay, I'm thinking though cuz well, I'm on a hundred and twenty-three and I'm fifty I
Know but what if we play you and you're like ten ping and then I'm like 200
Well, that's finally even it out.
We've just played.
To be fair, we should have done the second one in EU
because the first one was on your service.
So all right, though.
I'll see how it is, James.
He's a cheat.
That's fine.
OK.
100 gifted, yeah?
So you want to do third game EU?
Third game EU, 100 gifted.
But like, here's the thing.
There's a 70 ping difference right now.
What if we get on EU and there's like a 180 paying difference?
You know what I mean?
That's not my problem, mate. It's not my problem.
Alright.
I honestly...
Yeah, it's my dad. He's just gonna harass me.
He's just gonna call me Mr. Clean.
He's just gonna call me Mr. Clean, dude.
Alright, Ginge, I gave you a house.
Thank you, mate.
Yo, Dad, what's up?
Hey, do not wage her and pay her change.
Why? I just won 10 to 3.
Um, are you, did you, like, fall off the tomato truck like yesterday?
He's baiting you in.
Yep. Yeah, I'm baiting you in, Jinx.
Wait, let me duck, wait, dad, let me duck on you, you can hear me.
Son, son, son.
Yep. Yeah, I'm baiting you in, Jinx.
Dad, let me duck on you, you can hear me.
Son, son, son.
How many waders have you won?
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You're gay, bro
Dude, fuck you, gay guy
Stay up
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One more for the road
One more for the road
Pay up!
Pay up!
Pay up!
Pay up!
One hundred being different!
By the way!
Pay up!
Double enough in, double enough in, double enough in.
Nah, I think I'm done.
Ah, you're a fucking shitbag.
I think I'm done. You're a fucking pussy. You're fucking pussy. I mean I could okay
You want to do that more nothing? Yeah on my servers? All right, don't put on yours
So you'll get me 200 tops 200 tops. Yep
Okay, let me ask my chat
I'll be back in 15 seconds. Let me ask my chat
He's not good, he's actually not, he's jailing not good, he's jailing not good.
He's not good.
I started getting cocky.
I started getting cocky.
And I got kids coming over and giving it a fucking America, this America and that.
I can't believe this, I cannot fucking believe this.
What is he doing?
I actually can't believe I've lost to him in general.
He actually is one of the worst players I've ever come across.
He's actually fucking terrible, I can't believe.
He's actually terrible, like, listen, I don't know if
Let's solve, he's honestly one of the worst things I've ever seen in Drake's Rocket League.
Yo, Dinch!
You alright, mate?
I've had a discussion with my chat.
Yep.
and we have agreed to double or nothing on my servers.
Now, this will be our last 1v1 whether or not we're gonna lose.
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
All right, and then we'll play two's
and then play the tournament and win.
Cause I hate being on the other team against you, bro.
Yeah, so I wish you could just play with each other all day.
Okay.
That was an interesting choice of words.
All right, we're doing it in Neo Tokyo.
Last 1v1, chat, y'all said double or nothing, I'm down.
That's it.
Good luck.
I love you too much to compete against you, Jen.
Same.
Are you in here?
Yeah.
All right, Jen.
Good luck.
Last game.
You too.
Chat, fucking focus.
Come on, come on, come on.
I thought you were going to late.
Great ball control, great play, very well played, James.
How do I- How am I meant to get there? How am I meant to get there?
Fuck off, man.
What, flip whilst boosting?
Great save.
Thank you.
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Fuck you, Wubbler!
Ah, you son of a-
Wubbler, God, that was a good dribble.
I was not expecting that, I didn't shit for you.
You had to dribble because you had no feet.
Wubbler, you play jazz, wow!
You did it in your mind.
But you never had a problem.
No fucking way!
No, no, don't.
See the vision?
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you back.
Yes, Draca!
We got a minute to hold on to three going to eat three secure $1,000.
I'm... personal mandate.
That's all you have.
Fuck.
So, now some ideas.
Change the energy.
I am actually so fucking angry inside right now, it's unbelievable.
I know.
I'm honestly so glad you've scored that because I'm, I'm, I'm, can you quit the game just
so I don't have to and I'll still give you the gifted, please?
Because I'm about a fucking, fucking losing shit.
But what if I quit and then you say that I quit?
No, no, I'm just saying, on my mother's life I will still pay you.
Just get me the fuck out of this game as quick as possible, please.
All right, all right. Yeah, I got you.
I've won. He's quit.
I've won. He's quit, chap.
I've won. I've fucking won.
Your mother's life.
I just fucking won.
I've won.
Chattie's just raised quit.
Chattie's just raised quit.
Dude, come on, dude.
Chattie's just fucking raised quit.
It's 7-2-3.
He's just raised quit.
I've won by 4-3.
Oh, really? Have you? Have you?
I've won by full fit.
Have you? Have you?
Because daddy's back.
Daddy's back. No more free goals. Daddy's back.
I can't believe you actually live on your mother's life.
I'm going to dress that, but let me just lock in
so I can close this out really quick.
You just lied on your mother's life.
No, I didn't. I was still going to give him a cat lie.
I just wanted to see if I could pull it back.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
No!
Okay, 10 seconds. Alright, it's over, it's over.
Nice.
Congratulations, GG mate. I've been absolutely battered today.
And you know what? I can hold my hands up and say you were the better player today.
You were the better player. I can hold my hands up and say that because you deserve them wins.
I actually can't believe how bad he is, he is one of the worst Rocket League players I've ever played against
How are you a fight baller?
I've ended up fucking losing
Bro, are you a fight baller?
He is terrible, he's one of the worst people I've ever seen grace the game
He looks like a fucking nuns, he looks like a psycho, he looks like a fucking serial killer
All in fucking one. I think I think he's an absolute fucking cretin
I think he's fucking ma'am sales Ava and I think he should fucking get on a 24-hour train and just fucking stream the whole thing
And just fucking have a mental check. Let me say this. I knew I knew ginger was gonna pay when he when he when he
The ginger would not lie out as mom's life. Jins loves his mom. Jins is a good lad. Thank you. Jins is a good lad
All right Jack 30 minutes left y'all um total tournament we should probably practice with XTC now. Oh, I can't play the tournament
You can't
You got to go in 30 minutes no, I've just been beat off you four times
I don't feel mentally four times. You just lost three times in a row. There you go. I feel mentally despair. I
I feel mentally ruined, and I feel mentally wrecked.
I can't put into words how bad you are at the game.
And the fact I've lost to you...
Okay, okay.
I've not lost once.
I've not lost twice.
I've lost three times.
One of them, ten-three, by the way.
Okay.
I will never ever be able to forgive myself for that.
Okay, okay.
So you're quitting, bro?
You're not gonna play the tournament with me in X?
It's in 30 minutes, bro.
I'll play the tournament.
Come on, G-Hatch, after the track.
I'll play the tournament.
Okay, thank you, bro.
Because if you didn't play,
we were gonna have to get Lacey and Chad.
I love Lacey, but he's gold.
Which, nothing wrong with that.
not a lot of that i was going back in a week ago
now you still are called me
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i mean bro when we were first one the one you were beating by ten now the games
are actually close
yeah i'm sorry
i'm going to be the reason to deserve to win all of them
i think we should have probably ended today to reach
I agree. I think what happened, bro, and I've been here, when you keep wagering and going
double or nothing, double or nothing when you're already losing, I've done that many
times. It only gets worse. Also, you agree to play me on my servers and like you were
already, bro, you have just lost 10 to three, then you lost eight to six on your own servers
after bottling a four to one leader. Then after that, you could have just let bygones
Give the hundreds up. You have the audacity to go back to the server
I won 10 to 3 on and did double the nothing
Jinch
You know what it is?
Mike from Breaking Bad sat at the best you ever seen Breaking Bad?
No, but I know who Mike is. Is he the bald one that you look like?
Yes, he's the one who said you could have just you could have just went on
But no you had to you had to be the man you and your pride and your ego
That's uh, that's my talking to Walter. No spoilers, but that's what it is. That's what it is
So let's call X. Okay, let's warm up threes and let's win the tournament. You know what I mean? Yep
Get your head out of the gutter, dude
Charmed call, Rex.
James, you look mentally defeated right now.
You're so cute.
James, I'm looking at your stream.
You're so bad.
How am I bad if I won three in a row?
No, so you're not actually bad.
But I have to call you bad because I know you're shit.
I'm sorry, the person you-
You've just been aired by Rex.
I'm going to go and get a ball of cereal while he plays his Roblox.
Okay, do you want me to play one game of 1v1s by your god?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll play one.
Okay.
Take your time.
Take your time.
Jess, thank you.
I'll be back in a minute.
I cannot believe I've lost to that horrible bald ogre.
I mean shock.
Maybe water, maybe smoke, maybe powder
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There we go
All right, man
I'm about to shove a fucking remote up my fucking ass so fucking far
God damn stop defending smurfs fuck
Fuck!
It's not about all, is he supposed to be champ, is he supposed to be diamond, what are you
at champ right now?
It's about, hey, is this motherfucker supposed to be gold three?
No!
Period end of story.
He's speed flipping and air jibbling.
Take my word!
Fuck!
All right.
All right.
All right, all right, Jim, you're back.
No, you're all right, mate, don't worry about it.
I'm having a mental breakdown.
Do you know what I like to do
when I'm having a mental breakdown, Phil?
Phil?
Did you say Phil?
Yeah, Phil.
Chatterthunder beer, it's a fucking topo chico.
Jim, my name's not Phil.
Why are you saying Phil?
My name's Nick.
You know that, right?
Phil Mitchell.
Okay, let me head on over to Google actually, hi guys, you put it up.
Who's Phil Mitchell?
Hi guys, put it on the OVF please.
Who is Phil Mitchell?
Oh my God, the truck went in 14 minutes.
I'm so bipolar dude.
But at the end of the day, bro, if I say someone's not supposed to be Gold III and their speed
flipping and air jibbling, can you guys not fucking defend them?
It's a smurf, Croc.
Fuck!
And we might have some problems.
That's Phil Mitchell.
Ro, I'm not...
He looks like he's 60.
Yeah, the rocket league's taking his toll on you, mate.
Gents, I don't look like Phil goddamn Mitchell, dude.
Well, we can agree to disagree.
It's not even a greed or disagree, I don't look at anything like that guy.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, I agree to disagree.
What about John Joe Shelby?
Are you happy with John Joe Shelby then?
Can we agree on that?
Oh my God, you look like Shrek if he was white.
Okay, what, what's that shit?
I look more like John Joe Shelby than I do feel Mitchell because at least John Joe Shelby is not fucking 70.
He's not 70.
Oh, you two be fine. You're mine.
Mr. Worldwide.
I mean, yo, Jack, Mr. Worldwide, how about you put a sock in it, dude?
I don't look like Pitbull.
You know what? High-fives.
Who do you think I look most like? High-fives. Realistically.
Hi guys, you're watching you're in the streams every day. You know exactly how I look habits. Who do I look the most like?
I was I'm gonna give you full authority
Put a lot of yes
Have us who do I look most like you chat by the way if XGC is late to this tournament
In 12 minutes after I told him it started an hour an hour ago
He's trying to load his game up at this minute in time
He's really, he's really struggling.
Is he still a bit overwatched here?
No, he keeps clicking play, but then it's just not loaded.
Oh, well, that's not his fault.
It was actually trying to get on Rocket League.
Hi Vax, who do I look the most like?
Who do I look the most like?
Jett, Tournament and 10 minutes, yeah.
Where's X from?
You don't know?
No.
Quebec.
Where's Quebec?
Okay.
Hi, Vance.
It's in Canada.
I don't know who this is.
Who is that?
No, hi, Vance.
Yet again.
I don't look like this guy.
Hi, Vance.
You know who I actually look like?
Oh, no way.
Hi, Vance.
Who the fuck?
No.
I don't see it at all.
It's un...
Wait, hold on.
Oh, my God.
It's like...
I don't know who this is.
Who is that?
No, hi, Vance.
Yet again.
I don't look like this guy.
Hi, Vance.
You know who I actually look like?
Oh my god, if you had glasses on Uncle Lester, that's fucking brilliant.
Who's Uncle Lester?
From GTA.
I'm Candy.
I haven't played the GTA story in a while.
Wow.
Uncle Fester, Fester dude.
Jinxie, you look like shit.
Okay.
But you're not even, what?
You're not even saying something I look like, you're just saying that I look like shit.
You know what I'm saying, like, it's supposed to be like,
if you look like something, you look like my balls.
I've already heard that one, bro.
Axis.
Is that on?
All right, I'm going to make a group call, James.
No, it's on.
All right.
High-vives group call?
So when you say you're going to make a group call,
you mean high-vives going to make you cold?
you know
i think it's gonna put us in a plight
yeah i expect
summit
uh...
axe jing was asking where you're from
i'm from that
quimicanda what's up
ex do you currently live in kebacca or do you currently live in here i live in
here
i don't know
Do you speak French?
Oh, sorry.
Do I speak what?
Do you speak French?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, nice.
You can speak the whole entire language, or do you speak like loose French?
Do I speak what?
Can you speak the whole entire language, X, or is it like kind of loose?
Yeah, I mess with it.
It's kind of cool, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, you just laughed at it.
What'd you laugh at?
It was the way you said you mustered it.
I just thought, what do you mean by how...
Are you having a giggle made? How do you how do you master a language just accuracy because over a year compared to your bum
Fuck country like both of y'all right? Yeah
Our grammar is very complicated and you have to master it in order to go to the higher education tiers
You have to have a complete master of the language. Okay, you still learn the language all the way at the end of your studies
Any field you go to?
Yo death cat 67 you have legitimately said
900 invites in 30 minutes. I'm strolling through it. Brother, you need to find the Lord. Find God.
I just scrolled for two minutes to get your invite.
Deathcat67, get your life together.
That is 900 invites.
Because that's who it's buying. Is that you?
You don't know who Vyze is? Wow.
Wow. That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
I think he's the wrong guy.
I'm looking at his stream. It's the wrong guy.
Bro, you're in the game, X. I'm right here.
Oh, thank you so much.
What's been a high-vise, though?
I don't know, but, bro, X, you already haven't added, bro, from like a week ago.
Okay. What I was saying is, um, yeah, you better let...
I speak French-Canadian, right?
But I can speak and write the French-Canadian, the French-French from France.
Okay, so what's the difference between French-Canadian and French-French?
it's slang it's mostly slang and dialect but it's pretty much something
okay but you speak French so yeah yeah okay nice it's Quebec cold all the time
cold oh yeah it's pretty fun cold so actually would you say you prefer living
in Quebec or living in the US I prefer living here as like a life but I am
living in your family you have family in Quebec yeah I found over here but it's
There's also, can I be able to do it?
Over here, when you breathe it,
you can actually get some fresh air.
And when you drink water,
you actually can get water without poison.
Like that's crazy to me.
Because in the United States,
you breathe smog, you drink poison from the pipes.
I mean, it is like-
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Well, it does depend where you go in the US.
Like, I know if you go to like Colorado,
it's like the freshest air ever.
Hawaii is meant to be quite fresh.
Ready?
Well, most big cities in the United States.
Oh!
I pooped!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
What the fuck has he possibly done?
What the fuck has he possibly done?
We should practice though for five minutes, low key.
I don't know if we even have time to play a game.
I'm gonna do it because I'm training it.
If I fail the training, I'm bad at the game.
No, no, this is so bad.
Five minutes for the tournament, my controller explodes.
WHAT?!
what are you ginger yeah you're okay mate
what do you guys never learned
never mind I'm bored
well no so what you're actually finding is you're actually speaking our
language right now and therefore it is the greatest language it's the most
popular language should I say yo wait I have a question what's up oh my god I
I forgot what I was going to say.
I literally, oh, that's what I was going to say.
X, do you play Rocket League on mouse and keyboard?
Nope.
Wait a minute.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Do you remember when you were dissing fucking controller
like a year ago to my, right to my face?
No, no, I still visit.
Controller is still complete dog shit.
Why?
Why would I miss it?
Why, why this controller, dude?
Why this controller?
Because everybody, okay, here's what they get.
Everybody will say AI, this AI, that fuck AI,
whatever, they're gonna larp on Twitter.
When you use a controller, you use AI, Plank or Aim.
You're letting AI aim for you.
Aim magnetism.
It's all clank or shit.
You're AI aiming.
So first off, let me address this.
Yeah, I think aim assist is stupid.
None of the games I play have aim assist.
When I play controller on R6, there's no aim assist.
That's different, that's different, you know.
Huh?
Capuchino.
No, no, no.
X, brother, I have 30,000 hours on that game.
There's no X.
On R6, there is no aim assist.
You can look it up on Google right now.
There's zero aim assist in that game.
None.
On controller or maths.
So how do you compete against, against,
uh, not to give more than that?
Cause on console, you just play console people.
That's all it is.
But like really good controller players
can hold their own against PC players.
It's still a chopper.
No, yeah, there isn't.
The fuser thing, X. In R6, in 10 years,
there's probably been like 1,000 different pros.
Not a single one of them has used control.
It's not even possible.
You have to be mouse.
But majority of people who play siege play on console,
like PS and Xbox.
I think there's only one or two people that are good at
the regular event, but I'm not thinking about it.
But that's really obvious why.
I mean, the reality is that the only reason you would use a controller compared to a keyboard
in any game is games like Rocket League, because of directional inputs.
Directional inputs on the keyboard are impossible to do.
Like, it is impossible to be accurate because you...
This is too much virgin talk for me.
I'm gonna go chill wait for the tournament and just take you what they're saying
All right, we need to get a team name though y'all three minutes three minutes team name team name team name
What do you guys want? What's a good team name? I'm thinking 2009 bar so bro. This guy none of your team names worked earlier
What about
Shaq's Celtics
That was like Shaq's worst era ever
Oh, was it no yeah, sir when Chuck was on the Celtics. It was like his worst statistical year
We cannot go into that mindset
What about um oh
Two yanks and a monk two yanks one monk
You know what?
MSN
Okay, what is the fucking name are Suarez you guys you guys feel them what you want to fill in I'm messy
All right, you guys get a look
No, we're going at MSN. Oh my god, I did M&S. Hold up
I'm aware he isn't a young but it's close to America and I just thought it might work
It's probably name are an X that leaves you to the guy that bit people's ears. You swore us, right?
Grace layer, but I don't people's ears
Well, bro because I love messy dude
You remind me you remind me a little bit
24
Yeah, how do you
You still a young box you asked me for you a lot of life in your life in front of me I got my
I'm doing
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and you're 30 that's why I was
I would never lie I would never lie I would never lie
I never lied to anyone in my life I'm right
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bro why lie dude
X being 30 is not bad at all. That's brother. You're a young buck, dude
X being 30 is like you have your whole fucking life
You're 30 X mama be honest if you told me you were 26, I wouldn't yeah, we wouldn't question it
You look quite young you look young dude. Oh, thanks guys. Have you got skin care routine? You want to tell us about X?
Yeah, Korean shit. Korean shit know what the fuck you're doing fuck whatever
The Koreans know what the fuck is that with skincare just do another
Why do you reckon that what why is it the Koreans know what they're doing
You've gone by anything that's not Korean fair enough
Okay guys, we're in the tournament
Like that shit first ever tournament we've ever won clock that shit go
okay, now the worst case scenario since is
If we win round one and then lose because then we won't be able to play second chance and we'll be out of the tournament
All right, so we're gonna win round one like if we're gonna win the first game
We got to win all the games. You know what I'm saying? That's not how I thought it works, mate
You fucking jump
Okay, what is it again you can't just keep saying shit that I don't know like a fucking idiot
call me like a pussy or something right you're fucking you're fucking pussy
mate you called me again a parcel of fucking was
other one you said that right no sorry I had an attack oh my god I can do it
roll I'm gonna be able to do I just unlocked a whole right we're in a game
we're in a game we're in a game let's go baby come on I miss them I miss them
They've got two people. It's a free V2. It's a free V2. We can't lose
Could you imagine me shut off his Xbox and said fuck you guys though now to be awesome. We get a free win
Wait a minute. He's actually still about it messenger. Oh my god. Actually, it's Raymond. I miss send messenger
No, I've never heard
I've heard of that.
Chat, what is MSN Messenger?
Bro X, I think we're in a 3B2.
Guys, 3B2, this is free.
Yes, MSN is, it was like how you would find girls to date.
Like, let's say you would go to school, you had an email,
you would add them on the MSN Messenger from school, right?
You would log in it and it you would just have people it was like a online messaging service
When I'm kick came out if K.I.
Yeah, just randomly message girls do that now is when I started doing I was like 11
You were message in 11 year olds
No, I was 11. Yeah, you were messaging you're still message in 11 year olds
What the fuck so what?
Is it scarier than you didn't?
Let's be honest.
No.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That you didn't.
Chad, how is that jitty?
I was 11 years old dooning.
What is wrong with that?
No, I'm dooning now.
I've been dooning for my whole life.
No, I don't believe you.
What?
What does that say?
But if you were 11, you were talking and texting
other 11-year-olds.
Yeah, but James didn't specifically say he was 11.
Next subject Jesus next subject. It's not like me ready up those next subjects
No, we're all ready. No, it doesn't matter. It just doesn't count down timer anyways
Oh, I'm readying up literally does nothing Jack
This is a tournament where we're destined to win. Okay, it's a very good. You listen it wasn't it listen it I
Am biffing together bad the gameplay
What?
Fuck is even just
What did you say then sorry I
Am playing mostly back it right and I send the ball back and I will mostly gonna be goal tending
Okay, good to know
And there we go one no, thank you
Dude, that is quite the, quite the touch-up.
Thank you very much.
Agnes, there's one for you to know about me, mate.
I'm a fucking gold machine.
That's what, let's go.
What do you think about the Hand of God?
The Hand of God, what?
Meridong?
What do I think about it?
I think it was fucking historic.
Turnip, yeah, Beezer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what do you think about it, though?
Well, I mean, he's obviously fucking cheating bastard,
any, but at the end of the day, how the fuck is that not cheating? Well, I mean, if you
get a red card for anything, then it's cheating you. Well, what I feel is the worst that could
happen here is you're going to try and talk football and you're actually not 100% clued
upon what football is. So what you're saying is that there are rules and some of them are
cheating something they were not yeah effectively yeah just because you get a
red card doesn't mean you cheated it's like any other sport though you can you
can cheat and not like get caught yeah you know what I mean I think if you
tackle something on the back there I know I mean it's like doing I mean I
don't fucking watch the NBA but it's maybe like doing a fucking double bounce
in the NBA not getting caught and then going scoring from it yeah well I mean
That's just a foul.
Yeah, but sometimes travels don't get called, though.
It's not like every foul has to get called.
You're basically saying refs never make a mistake there.
What's refs do?
Over the middle?
In the box.
OK.
I mean, I'm glad it's a 3-V-2, but we're not
getting warmed up at all, playing these guys.
I'm just flying a little bit.
This is a little like it's an easy first round. It's an easy first round
Yeah, I wouldn't mind a easy first round. Yeah, but this means we're not gonna be able to get in that second chance turning out
So we have to win this way that is actually correct. Yeah, that's that like I was saying like now we have to actually fucking walk in
Nice change
No, I'm
Okay, I'm talking. I'm talking. You're good
No
We lose this
We ain't gonna leave like a rocks why not then I mean
Go ahead hit that god damn come on James, please
asking you shall receive these kids are good
oh fuck right now it's all right now it's all right now he's looking now he's
just walking now we're just watching what's happening dude now we just lock
in I mean I mean I mean I hit the ball I don't
Now we're looking let's go we don't lose a free V2 drop drop. Oh, I saw a muck yeah
I got an X you got it you ditch these kids are fucking good by the way yeah, they're not
But my god, they're good for black
Mine oh yours you ask you I'm getting boost
Nice nice I
Got it. I got it. Nice like that. You got it. If you get about
That is the fucking worst shot
In the box
Is it a fucking bar I'm getting boosted maybe I could area earlier though
Nice flick we got a store
Go and jump out
That was like a huge
You jank you jank
Nice dish. Oh my god
I've took him out. I've took him out. I got no boost. I got no boost.
We have the ball. We have all the time in the world. Just shut up. We have the ball.
Don't go and drop back in a minute.
X come back, come back. I'm going in. Hit off the wall. Hit off the wall. I'm going off the wall.
Nice, nice, nice. If he's square I can score. Ah, bastard.
No way it's happening really good. Yeah, I'll come a few acts. I'm going back. I got it
Off the wall come on
Be there
Fuck I've hit him. I've hit him. Nice. I got it. I got it. No, I don't X you you balls on your back balls on your
I'm lining it line it line it line it
I'm walling it nice
I know you know that bro I am no way right I got it nice
legitimately fucking embarrassing dude I'm gonna stay up sorry if you hit it up see
me I still I can't okay I'm gonna come come come come come
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Please.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Off the wall, off the wall.
We have to, like we...
Hook it around, hook it around.
Over the middle! Get on that shit!
Come on!
No!
Yes, Axe.
Thank you, Axe, thank you, Axe.
It's gonna drop. It's gonna drop. Sorry if I'm a good. All right, everybody chill
Nice, maybe last chance it. Oh
All right, listen. All right James you go for the second touch. I'm gonna be a sweet. It's our only check way to win
No, you gotta get it off. Yeah, I gotta get it up there. I've always had trouble with that. Sorry
Oh my god, it has to be has to be oh
Oh
Go on over the tent. Thank you. Fuckin legend, bro
I don't thank you so much man, I appreciate you bro. Thank you mate legend bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
No, that's gonna drop. Oh
No
We do have second chance here. I mean second chance out like I'm at a what a prayer I mean
we may as well just cut our losses now. We may as well lock in and prove the bracket
roller and the haters want that we can do it my last three top three weekly
places are top 32 which is dead last and then top 32 I haven't even won a game
I'd like to say something if that's okay I think I think Axel will agree
Jinxie, you a fucking shit, mate.
I disagree. I think we are all good at something. We need to figure out what we're good at together.
Locked in.
Not me.
I'm leaning more towards cutting our losses and shutting up, guys.
No, disagree.
Come on, Lakin. Sign us up.
Yeah, I know. We're good. We got two minutes. What name do you guys want?
just it doesn't matter about the fucking name do you see second chance soldier is
it yep that's wrong with that fuck it
I'm not turning on TTS I'm good from the harassment for five minutes
We lost 2v3, okay, alright, second chance for us.
Wanna go pink, pink?
Yeah, go pink, that'll help.
Uh, no, no chance. No, absolutely not.
How the fuck have we just lost that game?
Yeah, I don't I'm just I guarantee you that I'm gonna see that when I wake up in
the morning on Twitter. We just got first round eliminated in a tournament in a 2v3.
I didn't know if that's ever happened. It was too it was too nil as well.
Oh my god. I know no Chad I'm good. I'm not turning that on.
Sweet mother of pearl I
Wanted to believe but I can't and I virtually even I've got no fucking problem
Are you doubting that we win the game? No problem
But the best thing is everyone we're about to play is already lost the first game, which is good
you believe in us yeah but you lost a 3v2 yeah alright fine if you're right
I mean you can say where wank or you could maybe flip it and say we got unlucky
I bet it's hard to fuck right are you meant to fucking look at him cut quickbait title
10,000 tournament easy fucking games a game games a game so some doubts to
three sack of drinking, I like it.
43!
Fucking terrible!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
43!
Fucking terrible.
56.
Terrible.
36.
Wow can't buy a treble there fucking up because I'm not playing commons tonight
there we go, one hundred four oh one now
26 we're back
How long yeah
Oh my god, there's no way we lose another free V2 there is no way on every losing of a free V2
They have decals on their car that are shitting this guy's got the boost of a fucking new
but look at that I'm better or on him look at it all for boost I want to get all for
boosted styled on it we cannot lose against newbies yo what is that boost that was a
What do you have a fucking antenna?
I'm a...
I'm a...
We're gonna antenna.
He's Jinxy, he's a fucking virgin.
I'm embarrassed, it's me.
Jinxy, what the fuck is up with the antenna?
I'm a...
Jinxy.
He's deafened.
There we go.
Look, look, look.
Come on.
I'm by show you guys what, you all ready?
I will show you how good I am, good I am, I go, my ball, go.
Nice hats, easy hat guy.
Let's go baby, well done hats.
Mind control there, mind control there.
Well done hats.
Guys like, legitimately, if we win this tournament,
this would be the greatest moment of my life.
Okay, we got this y'all are great at this game. Let's do it. Thank you
I'm on that
Well, I'm Jim love that challenge. I got it Clarence
Jim I feel like every time I say I got it. You just completely ignore
Because I think I can hit it hard, right? Okay, no, I
I'll say that I'll say that into account X great work man. Yeah, let's be supportive of each other
Let's not got on each of his backs. Yeah, I agree. Well, well in Jinx you're lucky, mate
What do you mean? Wait what I quartered it?
It's kind of what I was going for
Let's go for I got it. I got it. I'm a lucky drunk. Oh, you must have heard me. Yeah, it's all right late call late call
It's all right, Jinx it
Fuck
No watches, I should have been at.
In the box if you can.
Middle, it's a nice ball, it's a nice ball.
Oh.
Yeah, they're there.
I fucked up.
Let's try to squeeze them here.
Jim, take the right side boost.
All right.
Now you got it, you got it.
I got it.
Up a little.
Oh my gosh.
Love that axe, love that axe.
That's a good goal.
Now that is a goal I can get behind.
That's a fucking white goal well in X
Let's win this goddamn tournament for once and for all
So tired of getting
I
Like that
You just, you just, smash it, smash it.
Oh, look at that.
Over the middle, over the middle, over the middle.
All right, all right, come back.
Great fucking touch, Axe.
It's, it's, it's on the left side.
You see how they seem to get in there, it's going, baby.
Oh, Axe!
Come on, let's go.
Patrick, man, let's go.
Shut the fuck up about your points.
Now we're playing like a team.
Now we're playing like a team.
Well said, I fucking love that.
It's all, it's all about rotations, dude.
Exactly.
What are you just doing like,
and you fucking bitch ass?
You should have plowed me.
Wow.
Look, you didn't say sorry, mate.
Nice shot.
It's not unlucky.
Okay.
I mean, I don't go for boost.
In that scenario, if it's an open net, I don't think you can.
You have to check ball first.
Check ball before boost.
I
Jinks
I got it. I got it. I got it. I'm lucky jinx
I literally said I've got it he ignored me and he set him up for a fucking goal nice one jinx
Well, you thought I meant you unlucky mate.
I didn't mean to disrespect the I got it calls looking.
I'm getting like rage made about my psychotic teammate.
It's like four in the morning for you.
Go to sleep. Go.
Oh, unlucky jinx.
What?
Yeah, I can't.
I'm up
I'll set you up. I'll set you up. Oh, I'm lucky Junco
That's on me actually
But this is just-
No, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't let that.
It's not just on UX, that's on me as well.
I'm lucky there though, Junco, you should have blocked that.
It's literally just on you, Jens.
You own gold, you motherfucker.
Yeah, but you should have stopped the cross, mate.
Rule number one, stop the cross.
Okay, so there, there, there's nothing to it.
Let's just win it.
Yeah, I agree, I agree.
Just unlucky Jinks.
No, let's blame each other.
This guy's saying unlucky Jinks.
Send it, send it, send it!
Send it in!
I did.
again if you can
bounce back
it's gonna mount
go for it
these kids should go back
I got home, I got home, I got home
you guys take a minute, take a minute
alright
I got it
good
oh that's really bad for me
guys that's impossible for me
I got keeper
guys I don't know what's going on in that
I got keeper
I don't know what's happening
I got keeper
go give it a minute
next you play
you play out
I got keeper
yeah Jinx
You stay back jinkers. He's not good. He's come on. Yeah, I got you
Hit up nice you
I love them a little fight with that. Sorry
I wrote you back
All right, I'm in that
Wow
What's a fucking safe from me?
Never I pushed you into it mate, it's not about that James. It's a team game is a team game, right? Well done. I
Got wait you got it X beautiful touch
I got it. Keep them there
Thanks, I appreciate it. Good save. Thank you
Love it acts and again
I gotta I gotta come back. I'm up tough. No come back
What?
He's fucking shit. Look, we can't have a keeper anymore. There's 40 seconds. We do you get a yeah unlucky jinx
I'm starting up if you get it up head up like it on again junk out. Oh
Oh, what a save, good flak change.
We can't play keep, we need to go all out now, all out, everything we got.
Everybody on offense.
Nice X, oh my god.
Finish that again, finish that again.
You just.
In the box, in the box, in the box.
I got Xambo and it's up to you X.
No.
We got one more chance.
Oh fucks sake man.
I think I'm gonna try to stand up.
I can't outwind.
Wow, I just can't do it.
Alright guys, I'm gonna play um...
It isn't once.
Yep, GG's y'all.
Yep, GG's.
Say it again.
Go on, look at Jinx.
Look at Jinx.
Yeah, GG's man, have a good night y'all.
Have a good night.
mate fucking our drinks he's shit in it drinks it is fucking terrible 58 points
It's not funny, it's not actually funny.
It's actually not even funny.
Rightio!
Chat, I am off to fucking bed.
Can I have an early train to get tomorrow?
Chat, thank you so much for the bits, the subs, the gif, the dough, and all those.
I appreciate you all, man.
You guys are fucking amazing, so thank you so much.
as per usual and let me switch my screen there we go chat and I send you over to Mr Big Beno
all right he's doing a 24 he's not into the beat minecraft or something so go and show Beno some
fucking love all right thank you so much again I appreciate his man absolute legends thank you
I should be live tomorrow if the connection is all good we're safe if it's not it's a long
fucking day. Chaz, I can't see the pen mate, it's just text me. All right.
Void, Void, I will, yeah, I will, I will, I will. Right, chat. I will see you all tomorrow.