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Think about that, he's okay.
You're doing better than I think about that, he's.
We've actually just had a sweet symphony playing,
you know, the classic England tune.
And whilst you were looking at that,
I've actually just realized you can't hear the music.
So that was fucking pointless.
But chat, I am fucking finally alive.
Throwing you into the chat.
Part time is back, baby, part time is back.
Listen, chat, the calendar, I'm making sure it's more free.
Tomorrow I've got nothing on, Friday I've got nothing on, Saturday
Tomorrow I might have something on
But I've been lying after it anyway so don't worry
We're gonna be grinding the streets, we're gonna be back firing on that
Friday I know I've got definitely nothing on
So fuck it, shall I be at 12 o'clock on Friday?
Shall I be at 12 o'clock on Friday?
Jazz, with the greatest respect mate
You've got to start fucking earning your living, haven't you?
If I say at 12 o'clock mate, you've got to do 12 hours
I know that
Yeah, I know
Fuck you, welcome to the grafting world mate, about fucking time
Can you do subs?
What?
Who do substitutes, can't we?
Substitutes?
Yeah, like, roll that mate.
Roll in, roll off.
With a great respect, roll in, roll off mate.
You're on what now?
3lb.
How much?
3lb.
Exactly.
If you want a little bit more, I'll go to 3.25 by the end of the year.
Right, I'm on, you know?
21.
21, exactly.
When you're 22, that jumps up and that's gonna put me out of pocket straight away.
When you turn 22, chat, straight away, you go to 4.50, I'm fucking fuming.
What the fuck was that?
You can't wait for my birthday.
When's your birthday?
Not asked.
Not bothered.
You're getting fucked all mate.
Right?
But don't chat.
I'm fucking...
Don't fucking piss me off today mate.
Don't piss me off.
No, I'm fucking...
I'm ready.
I'm rocking and I'm ready to fucking go mate.
So, give you a little update of what's been happening.
of course you missed it. I have been working. Oh my God! The trains on Monday fucked me
over which is why I weren't lying yesterday. Three and a half hours, actually, three hours
and twenty-one minutes of sleep. I'm a whooper now. Get it? I'm a whooper now. So I actually
trapped me asleep and everything. So yeah. But we're back now. Fuck, I love this. Amy
We walkers, we love you Amy, we do, we love you Amy, we do, we love you Amy, we do, oh
Paul, we love you.
Come on Amy, five out of five.
So, where shall we start?
Let's close the door so I'm not shouting out.
But that blood is also there again today.
So, where shall we start? Come here, come here mate.
So, ball league on Monday. Squad has been chosen. First game next Monday versus a vision
FC. Should be fucking great. Should be a great game and I'm hoping we start off one. Bank,
one win, one game. That's what I want. Then we're pushing on to Tuesday. Had a massive
shoot yesterday 8 a.m. till 4 p.m. then I went and train etc. which is why you
need something to appear and then also what you saw was Beano doing these
fucking stupid slip inside that it didn't tell anyone about.
What are you... oh fuck. Has he not been announced on playing yet?
No. He has. He has been announced. Anyway, we'll play
Vision first game of the season. I like Rachel! Thank you very much Rachel,
don't worry Beano isn't here. So, speaking of...
Some fucking present that is. He's been throwing fucking me bare. Who the fuck has done that
to my bare? Ruined. Ruined already. Definitely jaker. Has to be jaker. 100%. Anyway, we'd
have been live at R3 but obviously my microphone didn't work because we're having so many technical
problems. We're having more technical problems than the NHS when fucking Lizard Squad took
them down. What's that the NHS? No, it was Sony Network, then Sony Network. Second of
all, we have got official dates, official dates that Conn is coming to the gaff to do this
out and none days are. The 20th to the 24th of March, Conn will be here to do it
the self. However before that we have to design the room. We're doing
astroturf, we're doing mini fridges, we're doing trophies, we're doing sign
shirts bang bang bang bang and we're also doing a mega setup. This room take it in
because it's about to get transformed like a fucking contestant on super size
versus super skinner. You won't recognize it.
Let's get that shit drink out of this fucking room.
Thank you very much.
And a three, two, one, super size, firstly super skinny!
Hey! How are you doing guys?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I've not seen each other on camera because we've been alive.
No.
Yeah, I've not seen you yet.
Yeah, I've not seen you yet.
Yeah, I've not done well.
What's all we're doing in the place?
So we're going to get...
Astro-Turf on the floor.
Yeah.
We're going to get Mini Fritz.
We're going to get Shelf in here.
We've got a science year, science year, science year, science year, beautiful background.
Lighting is going to be exceptional and it's just going to look absolutely fucking fantastic.
And do you know what I like doing? Get a nice big Samsung TV for the back.
Oh, what? Do you know what I've got on the TV for? The Samsung G29 Odyssey that actually has a K-Mode of up to 244Hz.
It also goes up to 4K plus 4K which is 8K.
8K?
Hey, and that's almost, and guess what, you can get that today for £1,999 in any of your local carers.
Shall we go there now?
Mate, we could easily go there now.
Well, you might easily go there now.
Yeah, and we can go and buy one.
Yeah, you could, yeah?
We could, we could buy one.
But, we don't need to, no, because I've already told Conn to get one there.
Ah, well, yeah.
Conn'll sell that, no, probably not some ever.
I'm going to start my stream by going on the outside explaining what's been going on.
I've not been live for Monday Tuesday.
Monday obviously Bar League, Tuesday I love a shoot and went and trained it.
And then we're on Wednesday and we've got obviously boss alone later.
Yeah, I'm probably going to be live after that.
Yeah, I feel like I should be live.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm going to be live as well because I'm like WWE.
2K26 in stores now.
Sorry, Graham.
Is it in stores?
Yeah, probably.
Oh, you've got that, Dave.
Big show.
Cain without the mask.
That's not me.
Shall I ask Captain?
I might go now, so you can't see me.
Oh, John Cena, I get it.
I'm off.
I've actually got a sad peak and I've got a big proposal for you.
A proposal for me?
I've got a proposal for you.
So me and the stream, we've been looking at accessories for the garden.
I've actually stumbled across a Europa League UEFA goal set package.
It comes in at approximately 1,100 pounds.
Just put that between five. That's 250 quid each.
Plus 150.
And what we do, we get basically a full-on UEFA standard goal in the garden.
So it comes with a bot post at the back, the net that ping,
and you can get them next any color you want and it's 1100 quid
Do I show it? Yeah
Let's have one show you. I know I'll go around the house
Shackle turn and 5 out of 5 mate you're a fucking legend and don't just realize you can't see my screen there, can you?
Because of the built-in privacy display
It's not turned off the look
So what I'm actually gonna do is turn off the privacy display
Now you can see it. So now I've got the chat up. Bing bang bang. What a bing bang boon.
There you go. This is the brand new S26 Galaxy Ultra. Just saying. Right then.
Shackleton 25, thank you so much, man. I appreciate it. If I missed any subs chat, let me know.
Oh. Just give me one minute, chat. Is an update in the room?
I've got more leaks than fucking British gas. It's fucking leaks again because that's not
better than a shower. So we're back to square one. That's my first mattress. Still piss
wet through by the way. Look at the floor. Oh Jesus. Still fucking stinks as well. So
When I was joking saying I'm not going to live at the Bob House, I wasn't joking, I can't live here.
And then obviously we're back here again, and it's leaked again.
So here we are again, we match up to number 2.
Oh come on, there I am.
So yeah, really fucking great start to my fucking day back to being in the Bob House.
Really good fucking start.
That's getting put in the skip, that's getting put in the skip.
I'm getting fucking, I might get, I might get consequently fucking new bed as well,
although if he does anything with bed.
in bed. I've got my bed in under my bed, which now means that can piss me off, for instance,
smile as I have to do that. Fucking idiots. Anyway, hopefully all will be revealed. Let
me just turn off the safe chat, say. Offensive language, turn off. There you go. You can
call it what you want now, I can see it. Just like being back in the jungle. It is a medieval
Thank you.
I'll turn them in the house.
Right then.
Right.
We are ready to show you.
Start it.
That's a bit unrealistic, isn't it?
What?
That a photo?
Yeah, and I said I'm on 15,000 viewers.
I know that's what I mean.
So go on then.
Shut them curtains.
I'm not going to talk to you in my...
I get that.
So, this is what we call the Forza Club Stadium Football Gold Package UEFA standard.
So you get a premium pool size, 11 side gold, with a UEFA regulation box gold net package,
includes regulation gold posts, high quality 5mm braided nets, aluminium nets supports,
a ratchet and strap support system, weighted galvanised steel hinge bottom net frame,
and a zinc plated steel ground sockets.
I've got to be f**king on rail that.
Imagine that.
Our garden's got to be made by software then.
It is.
It's vegetable.
You haven't.
No, we haven't.
But I've done it in my head.
I've looked at the garden and I've gone,
I've got to get in there.
I think we could get in there.
What would be the idiots to do that?
Why?
Because there's still loads of stuff we need to do in the garden.
That's going to be there.
I was just thinking it's s**t I'd do that.
I'm not shouting at you, I'm going to put you somewhere else, I'm just a fucking dick.
No, no, obviously just try it.
You know, I'm sorry, I'll sit down and have a shit with you.
What did the landlord specifically say to you before?
Plumbers round tomorrow to fix the leak in Europe.
Yeah, and something to do with as long as you've not painted walls.
When you say that?
When you went to look at the shower and he came out and said it, because I remember you were stuck there hiding it.
Did he actually say not specifically?
Yeah.
Well I haven't painted that.
I mean well.
That's not painted.
That's stained.
It's an estate.
It's what it is.
is. He said I could paint it. He said, is he going to paint the walls? I hope so, because
he's been letting himself in. Alright, okay. He's coming here yesterday and I've gone,
alright mate, alright, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm going to be honest with you.
I want to change this room up. He's keeping me going at your vibes. So I've gone to him,
I'll come to him, I've got my lad to paint the walls, and he's gone,
yeah, you can paint the walls. That's what he said he went, you can paint the walls.
Did he actually?
Yeah, he said you can paint everything. So I've got to paint the camera tomorrow,
and he's here for the next two days.
Maybe you didn't say that, maybe I've misheard.
Yeah, I think you've misheard.
But if you kind of thought to yourself, I didn't miss her.
So maybe you changed your mind.
You can barely notice her.
Don't stand out!
Like, for example, where's the budget?
Oh, you alright, Chas?
Yeah, I'm fine, how you doing, dude?
Yeah, not too bad, thanks mate.
You doing well?
Yeah, not too bad.
How's the borders?
Yeah, it's alright, I've got a team sorted now.
So yeah, should be a bit...
Oh, don't mind that mate, don't mind that, I've just sneezed.
You're sneezing?
Yeah, I've had a bit of a field up.
I've been on the, what's it called, the, the, the snooze.
Yeah, I've been on the old snooze and I've just had a bit of a sneeze, mate.
So it looks like you've sneezed up long, can't you sir?
You've shorted your snuff so you're vaping and smoking as well?
I think you'll have to contact Marbra. I mean, it was a very strong sneeze.
I'm sure you can get that sorted. I mean, it's not that black.
well I mean I definitely noticed that yeah it could be I think that's what you
call jet black yeah and I think it could be what color do you think it was great
which is this color and I don't know about you or if you're Stevie Wonder that
don't look the same well to me it doesn't and let me try it for us do you
I think that's not going to be the colour I go for.
Right, that's good to know.
Personally, why didn't you get the Peter in first time?
Because I thought, I'm a man, I'm a very handy man, I like doing stuff on my own.
Right, and I'm a very...
Do you know what I'm saying?
You can say what you want to say, because I know what's going on in there.
What's going on in there?
I know what's going on in there.
Shut the door, we've got time.
I wasn't going to say anything.
You were, I can tell, my little cheeky grin you've got as well.
There's something very, very clear that you wanted to say.
I think that's it. What is this thing about? It's absolutely...
There's one with it. What's it? I'm not coming to Booth Towns.
What the fuck can I ask you then?
Yeah, you prick.
But yeah, I'm going to go with a space fry.
I think a space fry will look great on the place.
And then I'm going to go with...
What, a space fry in the whole room?
Yeah, the whole room at the top.
This is all a space fry. These are going to go black.
I'm going to paint these black and then what I'm going to do is I'm going to go shelf.
You're going to shelf.
You're going to paint the wardrobes.
Yeah, yeah.
They're already plastic.
You don't paint these.
Not plastic.
They're wooden.
Could be.
Ah, not it.
The marble did it.
Yeah, you should paint, Mac. You don't paint marble.
But I'm not going to paint anything, cos I'm not a painter.
But, er, I, I, I think, chat, do you reckon they're black?
I, I wouldn't paint that. Oh, well, yeah, what, the, what's the forging?
What the fuck have you done?
You broke off the fucking screen, buddy.
Oh, my God.
It's hard, mate. It's hard. It's sounding clumsy.
I don't know what it's like, I mean.
You didn't mention it.
No, well, I'm not one to complain.
Do you know what I mean? I'm not one to complain, especially when...
Do you know what I do if I'm a fucking piss-tailer?
I can't even use my shower now.
Oh, can you? Do you know if I have a piss-tailer?
I can't fucking stay here.
Huh?
I can't stay here.
Yeah, but you should never leak in your roof.
Do you know what I mean?
Why would I leak in the roof?
Because you fucking have a shower.
Since when have you done that?
Sorry, I mean, if I wanted to be clean.
Well, do you know what that...
I've got a plan. What's your plan? They're only leaking this roof. We bring your new mattress up here and you sleep here.
What new mattress? The one that's just got bed because it leaks again today.
What? Sorry? Is that the go naturally spanky one? Yeah.
So I've got a mattress that's got my bed on. The piss went through and now leaking on the floor anyway because all the water's gone to the bottom.
I've then got a second mattress which is also now a piss went through because it leaked today.
And I've got my new mattress, not even been ordered yet but I'll have to probably get coal on it.
Yeah, I think maybe we'll get you a new mattress.
Because you live far away, I'm good for you on this travelling.
I know, that's why I've got a fucking bedroom, I can't use it.
No, no, no, it's not going to look like that, I think we move you either in here or into the cinema room.
Because we need you here, we need you here.
And you haven't been streaming enough.
And we need you with this Bop Boy thing, keep pushing it mate.
I want to subscribe to both boys on the undershirt, you need to keep pushing it mate, you are the
Poccho Sapra of this project, you are, unlike Granite Jackal, I'm just holding it down in the midfield,
I'll go in a couple of years, I'm here to see it through, you are the starboy of this project,
you need to keep pushing both boys mate, there weren't enough mentions of it on the jungle as well,
I should have mentioned it more in the jungle, because that was on the top of the line as well.
And you only got us on TV three times.
And he should have been at least five, and he got me on the same set again.
That's all so true. Yeah, but he's mum as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that funny?
No, no, no, I feel like the fact I laugh now, I'll have to explain.
We can't explain.
We know how to explain.
But yeah, I feel like you just need to keep pushing him more,
and I think there's nothing more than I've got to do.
I imagine what you're in here.
I'd say just sleep in Jakey's room.
You good?
I could.
Is it alright in there?
It's alright in there.
I heard it's alright.
Alright, well go and have a look see if it is alright.
Fuck off, I know how's the bed fuck off.
I didn't sleep quite good.
Did ya?
I didn't hear that, you know why I'm keeping you on.
I actually didn't hear that.
I was going to make a joke now, I thought that.
I'm happy to be gone. Move him into my room, move him to...
No, fuck that cheekball mate.
No, he probably won't.
No, I don't see things bad. He seems to have any of that.
Yeah, I mean, that's all right. Let me have a little...
Is that nice?
Yeah, mate.
Oh, he's got a good mattress.
He's got a really good mattress. That's comfy, that. That's definitely comfort.
Yeah, actually, he's a bit.
That move, mate, he doesn't even creak. It doesn't even creak.
No.
Anyway, yeah, I could sleep in here for a couple of nights, could I?
I mean, I don't think you'd actually mind, as if it was you, if you'd ask him nicely.
Yeah.
I don't think you'd mind.
Ask him, you know what he says.
Yeah, but you know that, you do ask him.
What's his bathroom like?
Can I just tell you the book?
Ooh, that's interesting.
I think he's got it mixed up.
I think he thinks that this is where you dry your clothes.
Which is baths, this is where you should wash and clean.
Shackleton with a five, come on, Shackleton.
Thank you for the five.
I don't want Ben Dix as well, I appreciate the promo.
Erm, I mean...
Yes, it's alright.
Oh, I think you'd better off having to go downstairs, mate, if I'm honest.
Yeah.
I think you'd better off coming downstairs.
Yeah, I agree.
I mean...
I'd like to see Ben and Dix go downstairs.
Yeah, be those in London and see what history was like.
Yep.
Just imagine this, by the way.
I've had to live with this,
and put up with this,
Hell no!
Can you not say that, Ty, cos you've upset him now.
You've got me excited a bit, haven't you?
You've upset him?
Oh, you've got your hat!
Yeah, if you put it in fashion.
Tom Harkins, come on, go and come and see.
Well, I was done, Elm.
I was done, Elm.
Yeah.
Listen, I'm not going to lie, I might have caught some of the best jokes about the video.
Oh, true, yeah.
You did great.
Do you like that? I chose it.
Yeah, it's real as well.
Oh, no, it's not real.
It's actually real.
No.
Are you going to tell them what you said?
You should have told them.
I didn't.
Oh, did you know?
No.
I said, I thought my car doesn't decline in here after this.
No, listen, she's...
Wow!
At least she's something shit, right?
So, basically...
Alright, count it up.
I did it, I saw it, I did it, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it, I did it.
So what actually happened was I was getting closer to the till, and I was that winding hever up, saying,
Oh I want my card, I've got to climb here, I've got to pay for it, right?
Yeah.
The same time the till person said to this woman, we do a certain card, and she just assumed that the woman's card declined,
it didn't, she just asked the person to insert a card, and she was like,
Ten I can't think of one of those, so I've never did it.
No, you wouldn't do that.
No, I don't mean you wouldn't do that.
I think you would.
Obviously, I'm a bit whipped.
What the fuck is that, tree?
What is that?
First of all, come look together, and I wasn't fucking shit.
Is that right?
And second of all,
I don't fucking know what the fuck is this fucking shit.
I can't say no in one text.
You ever heard about the tax, either?
Just the girlfriend tax.
Girlfriend tax?
Oh, you'll be alright then.
Every time, every time we're back around, it's 10 gifted to any other citizens again.
Look, you already took that for everyone.
No, no, I didn't take it for everyone, it's all right.
It took me a little bit, but I thought I'd eat 90 good.
No, I thought we'd, I thought we'd gift it.
I thought I'd gift it.
Yeah, I thought we'd gift it.
It's a 90 good.
No more.
It's all right, I'll have that.
Oh, are we more?
Yeah, I mean, I'm glad.
You know, under the thumb.
Hold on.
Oh.
Oh, I thought there was going to be some participation here.
Yeah, all good.
Did anyone get what you just done there?
No!
What the fuck did you do?
I was gonna do the...
I was the biggest horror lost I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, but I was...
That was kind of like when you used to...
I remember she was getting aura.
No, it's not.
It was actually she's going mad aura.
Actually, that was the actual word.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
You look like you're fucked.
I'm waiting for you to try.
You post it up there with your bird,
but we have a fucking voice down here.
Yeah.
What was that for?
Thanks.
That's what you do.
You've got to take care of that.
See that?
I'll take you back. You've got the receipt.
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't agree with that.
I don't agree with that.
I don't agree with that.
I'm not. I'm not.
Because I didn't know what to do.
I'm comfortable with that.
That's how it works.
J.I. so...
You're not doing cameras, are you?
No.
You're not doing it.
No, no, no.
I just want you to explain what you did there, actually.
Are you going to explain it?
Cut.
Thank you boss, today.
You're going to explain that.
Come visit Rally, are you?
No.
What's happening?
So what Morgan's unfortunately done there is okay
He's gone to the tree and usually when you let your dog out. Okay, they go like that
This is what you get at is it? What is basically getting at is head up
He's upstairs in a minute. He's a dog. He's weird as not man.
You weren't even gay though, was you?
Oh my God!
Oh no, that's why you...
Wow!
How did you not even mean that?
You wasn't even gay though, was you?
I'm a side joke.
You know what?
It's not even right. It's not fucking right for us.
I thought I needed to go tell them.
No, come on mate.
You have the right to hold your hand.
No, I haven't been a boss for a long time.
Enjoy.
It was like, it was poor, wasn't it?
It was.
It was a lapse.
It was a lapse.
And I can only apologise.
Yeah, I know.
And he goes watching that offender.
He wouldn't have been that anyway.
No.
He wouldn't have.
You know, Riffing can get a 30-yard for the guard of...
Yeah, what happened with him?
He wants to get a Europa League on, like, full size.
It'll be way too big.
Yeah, I'm going to have to get a nine-size.
No, I'm going to get a 11.
Not massive.
Yeah, 11 is a small 11.
Small 11.
When you go to a Vanden Field, like the one over there, and they've got them goals, they're not like Premier League side nets, they're Sunday League side nets.
Do you want a Sunday League side?
Well, we've got to be careful, we need to get one big black net behind it.
Yeah, guys, we do.
What's going on?
Especially with the big shots.
We could get a net, I don't think that's what I'm talking about.
I think Jake Davis, with his shots, I mean.
What do you mean?
Well, if you don't have the flow, it would be great.
That's true, if you don't take any of them, you're going to get it out of the fence.
And we're going to ruin that once.
Yeah, but that's why I do pay for a gown to come and make sure it's not like...
Ah, I'm not getting no, noisetore activities.
I mean, if you guys are willing to pay for it, I mean, I'm sure I can chip.
So you are allowed to go home, then?
Yeah.
There we go.
This is a perfect position, I'm just really, really...
Interesting to know.
I'm in the perfect position?
Yeah, yeah.
What, to flip me over to the bathroom and drag you over?
Just a swipe.
What, yeah?
Just a little swipe.
Oh, you're back to the show.
Can you not get in the way of my show, please, CMC?
Come on, Chazza, I get it, I like it.
We're getting that abbreviation.
abbreviation and shit.
Come.
Oh my God.
Wow.
Come.
It's a bit better if you just call these misses a dog.
That's back, that's back.
There's poor taste.
Poor taste for me.
Yeah, it's poor taste.
It's poor taste for some of the taste.
It's taste.
Taste.
Why is it good?
That's it.
I can't.
I don't want to walk in free those who say he's bought me an apartment, I know.
So, there's so many things that I've been told to do, you know?
Yeah, I'll tell you again if he's bought me an apartment.
Right, so we've done my room, we've done the design for that.
We've been here to let you all know that the leak's going.
I'm a stay in JQ's bed for the next couple of days.
Didn't watch us going up there.
Been over into fucking state as the mine was when he lived there.
Yeah, I know.
I'm a stay in JQ's bed for the next couple of days.
Didn't watch us going up there.
Been over into fucking state as the mine was when he lived there.
as the mind was when he lived there?
Yeah, well it's been no dirty in yours.
Yes.
Because?
Yeah, so basically just...
I don't know if you noticed,
but I'd like to say I'm quite a generous guy.
Isn't that hard to say, you're very generous.
So I've given Beano his own room
to sleep in, right, and to stream him.
That weren't enough for Beano himself.
And a full cell.
That weren't enough for Beano.
He then went downstairs
and made the living room
his bedroom.
You're joking.
What is that?
What's what?
You just don't know what it is.
How do you think that was a scrub?
It was a scrub.
Well, one, go look at his bedroom.
And two, right?
He lived at mine.
I gave him a full bedroom for himself to sleep in.
But when I went off, he turned the living room into his bedroom.
So he had a set-up room and a bedroom, right?
Missing out on the outside.
See, I mean, what am I getting out of this?
But he's moved in there.
And that one was on the left wing.
I like to use that wink.
Do you want to look into that?
It's a good sign.
It is one of the only other people that do clean up in his arms.
You have something to say about that?
One of the only things I've done while I was writing said I look.
I don't think I'm doing my thing.
I'd also like to say I don't believe in mess.
Yeah, I don't believe in it.
The chance to come back, anything I'd ever made genuinely come back.
You said I left the pan once, which I apologise for.
But do I know this? It's the cans we're leaving around.
Yeah.
Is this bottle of water?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That is yours, isn't it?
Well, I think it's coming down there.
No, no, I'll be true.
I'm still be true.
Anyway, might as well keep calling in the room,
in case that was breaking into the house
and pacing in your bed.
I get it. Because there's been a leak.
So what's happened is he's had a shower.
Again, in the shower that was locked in.
No, no, no, no.
So what?
No.
So I got told yesterday morning to leave at 36,
that was actually a clean fight.
On my life, mother's life, everything on no crosses.
He said, give it 24 hours.
It was 27.
I thought, oh, I'll have a shower.
Come downstairs.
your bed's gonna piss you off.
I couldn't have seen you in the shop and you know...
Well, no mate, so they thought I'd been told
leave it 24 hours, and you leave it...
Do you think it's well really white?
That should have been fixed.
And you leave it 24 hours?
I don't believe it. I don't believe he's had a show up.
Oh my God!
Get it?
I don't.
So I believe...
So I believe...
Did you talk to him?
I think the plumber may have actually done that in purpose, because he was here for about three hours.
I think he's fucking clearly not the best.
Do you and Jory eat ginger in turn today, ginger pricks?
Did you know that?
Yeah, because I'm not that bad.
You heard it on a juicer.
No, ginger pricks, that means you're not like you in Cheslop.
I'm ginger and pricks.
I'm an IK.
So let's let you guys see, I don't know if I could be on that, I don't know if I could be on that, I'll chat just to taste and see.
Let's get the light on.
Do you mind?
Yeah, just wondering why the...
Where is the light switch?
Oh.
See what I mean?
By the way, so what I was saying, because this is really quick,
one of them was in the nail, we did see a picture of a cow, a male cow, on the toilet.
I watered past it and I said, bullshit.
Did you get it?
I get it.
Why don't you say that? Because I've actually heard she's just been renting these roomats with a guy called Leaking.
Get it? He's the Leaking.
I went for a meal and we none the other day. She fell asleep. Luckily we were in Nando's.
See that one this morning on tiptoe.
Oh it's mine now. So why'd he said that?
Did you just say I'm paranoid?
You get it?
I get that half, you get it.
That's your baronaut.
Right, okay, yeah, this is the fucking shit set.
And what was the gear like?
What was the gear like?
That's not using car shit.
Sorry.
Oh wow.
Anyway, dirty shot, dirty tissue, by the way.
Next to his bed on the floor.
That's like, I mean, dirty, dirty ear.
I've still got clothes at mine that he's not talking.
Dirty over there, dirty over there.
Oh
Wait, I go which one is that
Sir again
He might have been the one who made me speak it's basically I've ordered speakers brought them here
And then they've got a wall and tears up the exact same ones, but he has actually shown me some of them
No
Fucking
Oh, yeah.
Well, what do you get?
No, you can sit.
You can sit, man.
Right.
Why don't we just go and show you this as well?
The thing on the sides of the...
Yeah.
I feel like I'm getting on top of it, you know.
You don't have to look in the mouth for that, people.
I can't.
It's like, it's like, I need to go up.
I'm killing them all.
That's why I'm going to be in a tree.
Can I decorate in your room though?
Yeah, why don't you help me up there?
What's your bathroom decorator?
Anything like trees?
You know, that's your trees.
That's Bob Walker's, his Bob Walker account.
What?
That's Adam Cheney's buying trees.
You used to sell them?
You used to do it too?
What?
Yeah, I get what he's doing.
That's a married Juwana joke.
No, because they're not trees, they're plants.
No, I was wondering why you bought purple UV lights.
You're not gonna stop...
What's wrong with us?
No, I don't know, I don't know.
A big smell of bleach.
Speaking of bleach.
So we've got a new gaming chair that has arrived, chat.
This is the brand new...
Oh, that one! I wonder who's chair that is?
That's the free grandma from Virginia.
The word is 1.7.
This is a brand new gaming chair.
I'm a miller. I'm gonna be fucking unbelievable. Shall we unbox it now?
Nah. Nah. Nah, because you just have to build it.
You're joking.
Because I actually need to get a chair. I'll test it out.
I've gotta follow on that one though. Be expensive.
So it comes already built. Yeah, that's right.
That is a bit of a game changer, that. That almost makes it.
That almost might change your E.A.
What do you do for the club?
Just one round, please.
Hello.
Hi, it's... it's time to fix it.
It could be something hiding in here.
Oh, please, I found you.
What are you doing?
I was telling him that.
I don't think it is built. It is built, mate.
There we go.
Yeah, it's built.
Is it? Wooo!
Is it already built? You're joking.
Ah.
Hold on, what do you want to do?
What?
Want an addition for the house?
You've got an addition for the house? Yeah.
What is it?
So, we've been all fucked up all.
Yeah?
You've got to go to the thinking balcony and sit on the naughty corner.
I like it.
Do you like it?
I like that one.
So just go above all.
Have you fucking mind?
Yeah, I was going to go up there, but yeah, I'm sorry mate.
Anyone who puts that up, we welcome on the thinking balcony and make them sit on the right
corner.
Yeah, that's fine by me.
That's actually a pretty good idea.
Yeah, that's fine by me.
What we'll do, yeah, no one's going to listen to that.
Do you know what I have to know?
What we'll do, we'll put a camera on the thinking balcony and it to the ingest.
Yeah, I like that.
I can't wait, that's not a put.
Cheers, mate.
Because we always do this, don't we?
No, everyone's got an ego in this group and all.
We're humbled.
I want to say everyone.
I want to say everyone.
Exactly.
I'm pretty good with that.
He's a good person.
I'll tell you who he is.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh yeah he's a pretty good guy. Hello.
How much was this? 1.7.
I'm not even the first one to sit in the chair.
1.7?
Yeah.
I'll be watching.
I'll let you know what's in first.
I'll have to give it a proper review, but...
Well, I mean, it's not even fucking done, you know what I mean?
If you fly it off, it won't work, will you?
That chair might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
That chair.
I'm going to say it, I blew up when you asked me to open the door.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, they sent me a chair and they never reported back to me when I sent the address.
That's a shame, isn't it?
Did they send you this one?
Did they fork? I paid my way in life, thank you.
Yeah.
What's the list?
Falkov, I don't think you get a 12-year warranty check.
Does that still count if you punch a shit out of it?
No, I think I've done it on my own for you now.
certificate of authentication
oh my you're right
nice innit?
wow, that is lovely
that's proper nice that
proper nice that innit?
yeah
how much is it?
I don't know
I'll say the price I said for two minutes though
I forgot
1.7
it's a bit...
it's sturdy
Well yeah, I'm going.
Oh wow, oh wow.
But I've been hit.
You're not, you're in the balance.
That's better than ever.
That's actually really good, that. See?
I'm actually impressed.
I might actually get one.
Mate, huge fucking digital.
It's just because I think it comes pretty built.
It's good isn't it?
You don't have to fuck about building it.
No, it's already built.
It's me feeling like I've got someone to build one for me anyway.
What's the price you got yourself?
What for?
What did you do?
Nah!
You did?
I said you didn't even get paid for that.
What do you think about that for that?
You didn't even get paid for that.
Why do you earn a...
You don't have to practice it like 4 pounds for 22 an hour and 17.
That's fair enough.
All right then.
It is mad though.
I done a 12 hour shift yesterday.
You got 46 quid.
It's the government.
It's the government.
Yeah, exactly.
Mate, I'm only trying to do, I'm only paying you what I'm allowed to pay you.
Yeah, exactly and
You weren't asked to pay him off?
No, no, no, no, no, because he's out
I've actually put him a work experience
So for the first six months he's doing free
Oh right, I haven't been amongst him here
Twelve
I think he's overdue from paying with us
No, no, he's just started, it's the first six months of free
So, and then we're going to put him on an apprenticeship in January
Well, I fucking wish the best for you mate
You're enjoying it, aren't you?
He's enjoying it
Have you one thing?
Have you one thing?
I might come across it every day and I will be obliged possible.
Can you get the fuck out of your chair?
I can. I can.
Until you are faster.
Please, you have a chair.
I will have a fucking chair.
Again. And again.
And again.
I hold the power here.
You're going to be in bed,
and you're going to have this come through the ceiling
on top of you, when you're asleep.
And what you've been in the shower for, being julking?
Thanks a bunch, you've got me on.
Brilliant.
Well, I'm in Jakey's room, sir.
I ain't gonna be able to find my room.
But Jakey's...
You can't sleep in there.
In Jakey's room?
You won't, have you?
Jakey said to me when Chazza,
please make sure no one goes in my room.
That's what he said before I left the room.
Yep.
Yeah, he actually just...
We're all getting locks on our doors.
She's got rocks.
Richard!
What's going on?
I've been looking at the gate.
What the fuck is this?
Fire! Fire!
How are you doing? You good?
Yes, Ryan.
Why is he going in the door?
So football's tonight, mate. You've got to have three hours out there.
Ah, he's going in, Ryan.
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
This is a leak right now, but, mate, it don't matter.
I wonder why he's got a suit.
Oh, man.
All the doors are open.
I'm on the gear, mate.
I'm on the gear, mate.
I love the game, aye!
There's more blood, Simon.
Don't know how you close it, really, but I hope.
You can do this when I've done five of them.
Ah, I get it. It's actually one, two, three, four plus.
Oh, you brought food?
What's that you're smiling at?
Yeah, that's right.
I appreciate it.
Well, you don't eat that here.
Ah, listen.
We fucking lost it here.
We got it in the walls, but you took it back.
Yeah, oh, but you're gonna love this.
Yeah, fuck that, me chair.
What's going on here, just like that dungeon?
Um, nah, don't you just, we've closed it down.
Why don't you come over here?
Right, so, er, yeah, so, what's his thingy?
What's his thingy?
What's his thingy, by the way?
Right, so, he's staying here a couple of months.
This is Minimize's bag where he sleeps in.
Minimize?
Yeah, Minimize is in there.
Minimize?
Is he awake?
Minimize.
He didn't actually sleep in there.
Are you sure you guys...
Are you getting mixed up with Harrison?
Oh, well it could be Harrison.
It could be.
It could be.
Oh.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't think Harrison would go in there though.
Oh, I'm glad you went into school like that.
You'd be the baddest boy in town.
I'm glad you went.
I thought it was good luck.
But you can't decide.
Ah, at least the slip-and-slide.
Ah, the grass is packed in it.
Yeah, at least he put it away.
I can tell you what.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is what he did here.
And this is what I said earlier.
We're five days in and he's on a slipper slide.
With him and Corey, that was it.
Yeah, but we'll have to redo it.
Yeah, we'll redo it properly.
Oh, you've got to do a delivery.
It's a delivery. Amazon.
Yeah.
Have you ever given it?
Oh, he sent me Samsung S26 Galaxy Ultra.
I've got a blind ticket here.
You pick it in a minute then.
I've got my Samsung Galaxy S6 Galaxy old job, built in this place for you to hide apart
from this game.
Exactly.
I've got a proper ASR switch to do the new gesture.
Listen to that.
Is it new at first or second?
So what exactly do you use this garden for?
Well, parties.
Yeah.
We get all the food.
We get the birds round.
name it, we've done it. I've got a little plan for you. What's your plan? So you see this here?
Yeah. Picture it. Project X. Yeah. Project X. Right. That is the project. Yeah. And this is the X.
We can leave the beds out. We can leave any alcohol out. Yeah. And we can leave everything else out.
Those have a lock in and a big massive session.
Do you know what you said? I don't fucking care. I didn't get a word of that one mate.
What's the astray got to do with anything?
Sorry, it's just metaphors.
Yeah, well, I've been having a think about what we should do with the place.
And I think we should throw a massive house party soon.
Yeah.
I think we should throw a big house party.
I think...
Ah, f**k, what the f**k?
Oh, are you okay?
What?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
F**k your s**t tree up there.
Yeah.
We're just on the naughty car.
Oh, yeah, I get it.
Don't drop it.
He's on his throuser or bastard!
Shhh, battle all the way!
He has to clean you, he's not on my phone!
Oh, did he put you on the top floor?
Hey, look on the doors, look on the doors in the house.
Are you sure you think that's...
Er, what's that thing, Tide?
What is that thing?
Are you trying to say?
You sticky fingers!
Do you want to go to his mum as well?
I did not come up where I tell you I have his laugh, is it not?
No, come on, come on.
That is soon, that is soon.
Mate, it's nobody more than two.
Oh, she's actually going at a time or two fingers?
I don't know, she squeezed it.
Oh, oh, oh, me and Ginger's two each.
Me and Ginger's two each.
I've only got two fingers.
Well to be fair she did squeeze this fucking effa-lump out so, I mean, I mean, I mean it wouldn't put it faster.
Right, anyone?
I wonder who's been down here?
Mary, it's lovely having a bit of nature in there.
What has happened here?
Boys, boys, boys.
What's going on?
What's the extension lead that's been left out?
It's waterproof.
It's waterproof? An extension lead is waterproof.
Water goes in the plug.
I'll collect that.
Cameras.
Just a quick one, Chas.
This is connected to our electric of the house.
Water goes in there whilst it's plugged on.
You're telling me that's waterproof?
So what you've done there is jack shit and you've left it out in the rain all night.
And that is why cameras don't speak.
Water proof.
It was raining last night, I was here.
What the fuck?
Well that's, that's, that's, that's, that's like hot water and shit.
Yeah.
It's soaking.
Yeah, well that's too much.
So, you know what I think it is, I think that could be an overriding of chemicals.
It could be an overriding of chemicals.
or it could be a plastic tape and beaming in there last night
and then it could be done fucking anything to it.
And guess what, there's probably ferry washing up liquid in there considering there's about 18.
Oh yeah.
Sam's son is this.
Get a cap.
Here.
Is your fucking...
I've got a microphone.
That's the best thing about Sam's sons.
They fit in tight places.
Oh my, is it actually very liquid?
That's smelly.
Is it very liquid?
It could be from be no shorts do all the same shots he did so
Fucking leave my shit in a minute. We're paying rent and they're fucking ruining it
Yeah, you're not the problem. Be no problem. I'll get touch, I'll get touch.
Not bad that.
I've got your sad mental havens.
I've got any shoes on.
I've got one minute chance on your touch.
Oh, I've got a chance?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got water.
Sorry, sirs.
You'll see you back.
Cheers, mate.
All right, we're on our way.
You've lost a timber, hasn't he?
Yeah, he's lost a bit.
Yeah, I haven't, I.
Don't eat, don't eat, don't eat, don't eat.
No, you've got to watch it.
No, I'm not.
You've got to watch it.
No, I'm not.
You've got to watch it.
You've got to watch it.
You've got to watch it.
You've got to watch it.
No, I'm not.
A couple of gifted on the line here.
In jinge, jinge.
Let's talk business.
Let's talk business.
I'm wrapping around you now, I'm like a fucking python.
Yeah, like, you either carry me to the other side,
or I get you in, you know about your ear, so you don't know.
What do I call it?
Get him an egg.
Agility.
Or get him an agility or a triangle.
Yeah, look, I'm already wrapping around.
But I don't know if his legs are getting up.
That's the new problem.
I've got his neck.
I love his legs are getting up.
Yeah, well you've got me neck until I just jump and
I don't know, you've got that.
Yeah but that's what you don't know about my boss, right?
No but you don't wonder if you're here.
Does it kill you?
Yeah man, yeah.
Or can you not?
Yeah.
It's kind of well up to my heart.
You don't wonder what you want to do is you want to just...
Just check you're not the fun.
Oh.
You want to like choke?
But by the time you choke...
I can't but I can't.
But as soon as you grip tight I'm going bang!
Ah!
See what I mean?
That's what he's doing.
Right, I'll have to take it.
So anyway, just in terms of the tour,
Beno did this yesterday and I said to him are you going to...
yeah, you got one when you're done.
You got one when you're done.
Yeah, you are talking tomorrow morning
to me after you get all done.
I told you I told you I told you I told you
I was done.
I'm not done with you anymore.
And that's for you know, it's your next day,
and there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
bottles of family liquid poured out.
The puddles all over this.
The grass has been fucked over.
We've got more mud on the ice.
We don't know why.
Can I get more in here?
I know it's on my fucking bedroom.
My pan-subscribers.
That's all left material.
If they want to see it, they want to see it.
We'll give them the content.
The VAR check will have to go off.
Yeah, it will.
11 bottles of fairy liquid.
It's a fucking joke.
Scruffy Irish bastard.
Yeah well you said it mate.
It's a fucking absolute pigsty in this house.
Yeah it is.
Pissing me right off.
I think George's trying to get me to help.
There we go.
Right then.
Moving up.
You've got a fucking sponsor for me.
Look, we've got something.
Alright fucking wish mate.
No joke mate.
You'll have to be on the advert next week.
Can we combine?
It's confusing mate.
We've missed something mate.
I'll be honest.
How do we combine chat? I think I've seen you and him.
Oh, you're not going to actually find me, that's fine.
Back upstairs you go.
I'll keep with you while I put it down.
I want to get hamster.
Because I was thinking fish for the pond, but then they might die.
So what about next best hamster?
You can't even look after yourself, never mind the fork.
No, I can look after myself.
Trust me.
I can fucking...
Come on Dane, do you want a P3?
I can proper look, you should come there.
Oh good.
So look, I imagine you're out there, look.
Aye, do I approach you and you would do misses?
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, quite a bit on it.
Say something really mean.
Aye, good boy.
Say something really mean.
Do I approach you and you would do missers?
Oh sure.
Yo, what's that?
Wait, wait, I'll be missing, I'll be missing.
May I borrow?
May I go?
Back!
Yo!
Woof!
Woof!
Woof!
What's happening, Fitty?
You got a number?
Don't talk about Michelle like that.
Don't fucking talk about me.
Don't you talk about Michelle like that.
Shut up!
Sit!
Sit!
Sit!
You can have whatever you want.
You can have whatever you want.
Hey!
Money's over here.
Come on, let's go.
He's busy.
Go get back in public.
public good girl my name is you're fucking worst nightmare pal
I've got you! I've got you! I've got you! Oh my god that nearly went horribly wrong there!
Are you really a bodyguard?
Chester, did it hurt when I checked that kit?
What?
Did it hurt when I checked that kit?
No.
Did it hurt when I checked that kit?
Sorry mate.
So what you've actually just saw is a perfect demonstration on how to be Kater.
And what would happen if anyone started on Chazer, if he was with Kater.
So it's a great method to find out.
It's a good kit.
All I Lanes, where she follows the money.
Let's be honest, they ain't following me these days.
Moving on.
Do you see, Ryan, this is the drive, which I drive, a car for driver.
Yeah, a car for driver.
Right, so if you go to the right-hand side, we are at the front door.
Last time here, can I get a picture like you did the other day and just say, like, new house?
Yeah, I'll take it off me, Sam, so I'm going to try and see if it's going to the old church.
You've got an amazing camera.
You're right, get in in it.
Right, right, right.
You've got to say, you've made it.
Anyway, so...
Do you guys have a cure or what, then?
Yeah, no.
How do we do this?
Are you?
I don't like coaching.
I don't like that way because you look like one of the trippies from the water.
I'm not on camera.
No I'm on camera.
Nice.
Thank you.
I'm just going to go on a dual record.
No.
What's that?
That's actually the same where you can record that camera and that camera at the same time.
You're joking!
No one wants to see your face, Donalds.
No, that's it, that's it.
Can you get in the photo?
I can't have this drink!
You'd like to take a photo please, if I can.
Thank you.
Just.
Just on the middle there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a big fan by the way, mate.
Yeah, thank you.
What's in there?
Yeah, after you.
Welcome, welcome to the outside, welcome.
I'm just so excited to see my room.
Wow, wow, the quality on that, but in it, it's unreal.
Wow, I haven't seen such good quality like that since I saw the Samsung G29 Odyssey with
the gaming mode that goes to 244Hz and also up to 8K.
8K?
8K.
Wow, that's crispy me fat.
Only with the gap there in Liverpool?
Well, yeah.
That's not quite the camera, just at the end of the chest, it's tapping chest.
And Brian, can you face away mate?
Yeah, can you take away where you are from?
Seven nine fourteen.
Get in.
In mate.
Get out of the chest.
What?
Get out of the chest.
Here's the bed.
Uh, that would be nice.
Oh, I love a pair of shoes from JD, and they're lovely, they're lovely.
Oh, you got that?
Oh, you got that?
I've got a lot of them out of the room.
I'm the one who's shooting them out of the room.
Sorry, some out of the room.
Don't you mind?
What's your name?
Joe Dick, let's imagine you're a 200 year captain.
And if you see you like a shoe, you let me know and I'll take a bottle of milk.
Any chance?
Do you love this?
I don't.
I've never seen you look like this before.
Oh!
And I'm not to put it back.
Difficult.
Guaranteed art without it.
Oh, look at that for a fucking chair.
In it, in it, there's guaranteed two number cards out of the envelope.
And there he's out, he packs seven.
Ten pound each, say yours.
Ten pound each, why so cheap?
We're breaking even.
What are you feeling?
You're not up with the weighted ease or what?
We're breaking even.
Ten pound each.
Oh yeah, okay.
Come on.
Get a match out.
Shazer, do you know where's your Olympic?
You're busting my balls, man.
Yeah, Gene loves his cardboard.
What's the cardboard?
We'll go with a fun relationship over cardboard.
We're getting very close.
Are you scamming me right now?
No.
Do we look like a pair of scammers?
Don't have a...
Excuse me during that shit.
Yeah, exactly.
Because Gene is...
Honestly, he only tried that 4x group once.
Exactly.
And he's the mechanic who put in his chatting work.
So...
Okay.
If I was to fit into these cards and I'd get nothing...
Yeah.
That's the odds of that happening.
I mean, you're pretty much guaranteed something like that.
You must be a buyback for us.
You're right.
We'll do one way, we'll do one pack for all the guests.
Oh, each, yeah, why don't you two each?
How can you say no to that?
Aye.
And you know what I'm all about?
Yeah, the guests, the money, the content.
The content?
You are, I'm full.
So, 10 out of 5?
10, 20, 30, 40,
You all right?
60, 70, do you have the other 50 quid?
Fit the law, can we do you fit?
How many packs are there?
Seven.
Seven in a hobby box.
We're giving you two for free.
In a hobby box there's 20.
Why do I feel like I'm getting scammed?
How can we get scammed from selling packs?
Caz.
I trust him.
We'll open some packs as well, we've got more.
We'll prove it not to you.
I've just offered these a deal.
All right, I'll leave it at this point.
I'll get this to me now.
No, hold on.
Hold on.
He gets all the gifted, right, by any base island like hell.
No.
What?
No.
I love my base islands.
They're good at this.
I'm trying to add some more click.
What have you got for you?
Refractor.
Bakes.
Silver Refractor.
Bakes.
Is he one of them?
No, no, no.
These are the...
Have you still got the two I gave you?
That's what she wanted.
And you know what? Fuckin' didn't think that would happen, did I?
Well, you know what I mean.
Well, all I'm gonna say, right, I want one gifty.
Hang on, hang on.
I want the last one.
We'll change right here.
Oh, what's the last one?
Works, you.
Exhausted.
Oh, it's gone.
It's gone, it's gone.
It's gone.
Yeah, for Saturday, what'll I do? I'll get a case we can open up for you tonight.
Oh, right, well, well, well, well.
Run, sir.
Yeah, I won't tell you.
Run, sir.
Run, sir.
So, Chas, just to put it this way, it is not what he's lost out on.
I am guaranteed to become a millionaire in these seven pounds.
Yeah, it might not sound that, but I wouldn't be surprised if you are.
Yeah, no. And as you know, with these things, it's always one of them ones, it's like you never know what could happen.
You fucking love tops.
And that's the beauty of the holiday.
Exactly.
Sit down and invite.
Have fun.
Come on, wait, so I'm sorry, you can probably start if you need, I do need to get to dinner.
Yeah, there's no brick before you fire.
Yeah, you can't.
Can't all cast in a certain plane station and then pay for it.
You can't.
Where do I sit?
50 quid for gifted.
For what?
50 quid's worth.
Yeah, we'll just do 50 gifted.
It's the quid of gifted now.
You just change in the place as we go.
We're doing a good deal.
Consider it as a guarantee, don't worry now.
So that's a good reason why.
All for you?
No, we'll go
You have
You have ten, I'll have five
I'll tell you that, I'll tell you that, thank you
That's fair, that's fair
That's fair, you can't argue about it
You're okay, Jack, we can see you now, don't worry
I just fucked up
Why?
Case hits through possible
Case hits through possible
Why is everyone so GG, Jack?
I just fucked up
Oh, do you consent to be on camera?
GD, get in there.
Oh, fuck it.
I just fucked up again.
Why?
I just fucked up.
Oh, my God.
We're still right here in a 50 get in!
We love you, Ryan!
All right, fuck it again!
Go on, fuck up again.
Yeah, go on, go on, get in there, Ryan.
Thank you for the 50 get in there, Ryan.
You're a fucking year and good lad.
You're a good lad.
You're a fucking legend.
You're a fucking legend.
What a fucking guy.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Oh, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's five to this, mate.
Wow.
Wow.
Ryan, I fucking love you for that, mate, honestly,
thank you so much, man.
I'll turn it off, you answer it up, I'll turn it off.
And thank you very much, Ryan.
Oh, you're getting fit in there.
She's easy.
She's easy.
She's easy.
She's easy, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
Hey, Ryan, honestly, thank you for your $50, mate.
Honestly, thank you.
You're a fucking legend, mate.
Oh, I've pulled you this in there.
What, I've got one.
Look at that.
I heard that being scammed.
It was an equity tax of 50.
Go on, Lola!
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much, Lola.
Love, I appreciate it.
Thank you, Lola.
He's not eating anything yet.
No, you got to. You guarantee to eat something.
Wow.
Oh, wow, nice. He's touched a lot of that shit.
What do you do?
You supported?
Yeah, he's my fucking boy, but it's not a number.
It's not an auto. It's not signed.
Have you paid 150 quid for this?
I still got Mike, this is the beat of the hobby.
You didn't think he quit?
One pack changed everything.
I could give you a box for that.
Oh yeah, Mike, pack changed everything.
Is that like one pack?
I don't know how to join that by the way.
What do you do?
I just invited you.
So go in your cell phone.
Oh no, clicky.
That in.
And then what's up with you?
Don't show the screen man.
So come on right here, what we're getting here, what we're getting here.
You got anything again?
Oh that's two packs.
Four packs.
Oh yeah you do have.
That was a 7, isn't it?
That's a fucking baggy man, it's a 7.
Oh man, you know it!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm good.
Oh!
What?
What?
I was just telling you, you don't get any hits.
I mean, you've still got two to go, mate.
You've still got two to go, mate.
Oh, yeah, they're leaving that one.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
That could be a bit of a challenge.
That feels like a scam.
Come on.
Chelsea, Chelsea, good, Chelsea, good.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh, it's the man that's rockin' it! They said for two quid!
Actually, actually it's a good two quid.
I'll keep that one.
Come on, last one. It all comes down to one pack.
Come on, Ryan. We told them that.
You're the boy I love you, man. Thank you very much.
This is how big you are, Ryan.
Fucking love you, mate. My mum.
Best take in the family league.
Yeah, he's not bad at all.
He's 101, so 490 quid.
Nice.
Oh my god, it's...
Oh my god, it's remembered.
Do you remember, James, this was the box we had all the hits out of.
Oh my God, I can't believe it.
We already had all the hits out of this box.
Oh shit, I know where the spare packs.
Ah, you know what, there's a belief that a 150.
That's bad, I've not gained any money here mate, you've got to remember that.
I've not gained nothing yet.
Ah, that's, I feel, is it a lot?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no.
Should we give him another box, or give him another box?
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
There you go, mate. There, there.
That is the box I planned this.
Hang on.
Ohhhh!
Hang on, hang on a minute, we're back here, we're back.
I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you.
How many boxes do you have?
Three.
Oh mate, there could be, hold on.
They're actually coming in now, leave me boy.
There's something in there.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Seven, there could be something in there.
You've just had yourself packed.
Mate, you've got another seven packs.
No, so you're going to give them them because they're 50.
That's right, okay.
We'll do business.
Get in here now.
They're free packs.
Let's have a look at what you could have won.
3, 2, 1. Let's have a look at what you could have won.
How did you do it before?
Oh, free, see what?
Let's have a look at what you could have won.
This is a picture of you.
50 gets it?
50 gets it.
I can't believe that.
I don't see them exact packs of each of them.
The ones you got?
Yeah.
Oh, well, 50 pages of shit.
It depends on you either, it's done it rarely.
You're giving me a back now.
I've come back and I've got to try and talk to Eddie in the room.
Do you enjoy it? Do you enjoy having the teddy?
No, not really, because I'm getting myself done soon, so it's getting fucked up.
Well, this couch is Robin's couch is that.
Fuck off, you're Robin, horrible bastard.
Give me a box now, fuck his big ass.
Give me a box right now.
You're a monster.
You might have on the streets in Liverpool
but don't come to Manchester if you're fucking on these streets
because I fucking knocked each and back into fucking Germany.
You understand?
I actually won in Germany, didn't I?
It's a nice thing.
Get me a bottle now.
Do I have a bottle for you?
Do you have a bottle for me?
Do you have a bottle?
Taste.
I'll touch the box.
I'll touch the box.
You can't ask, I was a tons of gates all over for it.
There's shit and you've got the box.
I've said you can have one.
Yeah that is all we've got right here.
Thank you, thank you, it's why you can't have anything in this saucy house.
Oh, George says I don't get that right.
Right, I'll just stick to my roots then.
He talks a thread down here.
I just take what I can see.
Right mate, on the...
Don't fucking touch that.
Don't wear my shirts.
Who fucking are they on?
Someone wore that, I tell you.
I've got your fucking one million plays, DJ circle
Got that four of those from the flat four of the tunes coming
Yeah, and I've got a five of the shows that all, but
What do you say?
I've got one
Don't touch it
I don't know, I don't know, I was in awe of it
I don't, I don't blame you
I got someone, did you see it?
No, you put my one in the FaceTime Bazinga
I've saw the clip
Oh yeah, one viral
I've got viral in there
Oh, we've got the viral
Yeah, it's pissed by that
Why are you going through the cast?
See?
Why are you going through my car?
You want to talk to Dibblin, do you?
No, no, I was just looking.
Well, he seems to be in your club, he's support.
He's a great Dibblin as well.
His boss is too quick.
Dibblin? Is he now? How much? 250 signed?
Generally, that's about 10 of that.
PS01?
He's awesome.
Right.
I think we still have a truce.
I trust you should have trusted me.
We knew what we were doing.
Yeah I know.
Yeah we were.
And you know what?
50 people in my chat was in this category.
No I'll give you a card.
Hold on.
No no no no no no no no.
I want one I paid for.
Yeah you got one I paid for seven bucks.
I want a box.
Me?
Wait what?
I've just been paid from HMRC.
Yeah me they'll do you money.
There you go mate.
You have that one.
Oh is that what the bed is like?
Oh, HMRC, thank blame your twin friends.
I was one of OX.
I didn't even just offer him a cunha twin friend, I said no.
Oh wow.
What's the shame in it?
St. Colisey, isn't that twin friend?
Yeah, there's a St Colisey, oh fucking, look, he's bleeding.
Orange.
What's that?
Shitty fucking quaver.
Take your fucking chocolate or anything, piss off.
What?
That's really not nice though.
That's so mean.
That is fucking cool.
He said you were local before.
No, but you've got me and Morgan having a bit of a banter.
Fucking got to find another good chair though.
Just answer it on champs.
Got to play champs anyway, so it's safe.
Yeah, but you're working the first two, and you can't eat them.
There, I'm real, isn't I?
Yeah, I'm real.
I'm on a health kick now, that's all.
How you doing?
Yeah.
There you go.
At least you can do it.
I might be all right to knock off to the money.
Well, it was good.
But yeah, I didn't force you.
I am tired, really.
Cameras don't eat like when they're white.
Right there.
Put your hand away.
I hit both.
Cameras don't eat.
Go on.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Yeah.
I think he's a modern day Michael Jackson at the club some.
Yeah.
Hee hee.
Who are you at the club some?
Security, come on, will you?
Yeah, it just looks like...
Give me my fucking chest!
I know it's not right.
I think he's got enough chips.
What?
Oh, look at that one, man.
That I'll take mate, man.
So, is the man you have sex with?
I've got what we said sex.
So what we're doing back spring?
What?
What do you mean?
I'm doing what?
What do you mean?
What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Can you drop?
I'll have a salt stream.
Who you?
I'm you.
I'm no, I'm gonna make sure I got a lot after.
Cause I'm getting pissed off the fact that I had to stream.
Yeah I know.
And the one day I can't stream.
You also get paid.
Put it up.
Those I've told to get paid, you're a busy lad.
Yeah.
You understand man.
You always have to tell me when you can't.
It's not like you've had a day off and just sat there doing nothing.
You've been doing stuff.
Very true. That's true.
The chat I put in the car pass interest him.
It's alright.
Well Joe what?
This is why I'll say I fucking love my Jacks.
They understand I'm fucking grafted.
Even when I'm not live I'm still fucking doing some up.
Yeah right.
Now Joe what pisses me off?
Go on.
J.K. Davis.
Oh mate.
Oh I'm gonna fuck off to Paris for a few days.
Mate, I'm not being funny but
if you want to see half of the tower you could have fucking went to a fennel shop.
I don't know what pisses me off.
It's a mothish.
Aye.
fucking boss house he gets a little knobbid he says I'm not staying here tonight I'm staying in my bed
hey fucking get a boss house
chat if you could have one player to come and play for bobs a lot of tonight he would you want
get it in the chat, get it in the chat
I'll see what I can do
wait, do you have something we've got for time?
get on the phone now
get it to Tarkovsky now if you want
what's that, is that the Samsung S26 Galaxy Ultra that's found under the deck and has been opened there?
did you get it?
yeah yeah, I just...
I've got it
no no, the VodGar is the best, this is not from Trump
this is the finger arm, the durable
Oh, what's it?
Maybe he's going to play in the six side shot.
Call rate, no.
Do you think you can get a bit above?
No.
AB, probably a bit too late.
You didn't want to.
Call of the Drogomans is a little weak.
Benno, yes, I mean doable, but we also play against him.
Yeah, what are we doing here?
We're just reading the chat, mate.
the same son right no one said that
get your hands on the ball no look no you don't need to put it back
put it back it's it's really good been nice guy
you're getting one valuable thing that yeah what so I'm in a yeah might be a bit
like litle, litle is a thing.
Yeah I suppose you can travel apparently you can't ever put on a lens like you travel
to the other end.
Yeah you travel to the other end.
When you travel to the other end.
So show him that.
Hey, what's he going to do?
Oh, just me and Sam is on the S27 galaxy, what's going on?
Heather.
Heather?
Oh my god.
Should be a better drink.
Yeah?
Oh my god.
What is this?
We got no one to avoid drink.
What?
A.
What?
Yeah.
Sorry mate.
What are you talking about?
What do you do, guys?
That's what I love about both boys. We don't fucking leave it last minute.
Don't we?
Yeah, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
Get that fit here, all right, and chat. Come on in, here we go.
What is it?
I'll talk about me.
What's good, chat?
What is it?
I'll stay closer if you want.
Pie would actually be really good, but unfortunately he lives about five hours.
Hang on, have you replaced Jakey?
No, I haven't.
So there's two players we're missing now?
Yeah, I think the players are starting to want to play much less now.
Oh, we've got that scene.
Crazy.
He's such a great spot boy.
Oh look.
I know you need to put in that.
I'll do that, please.
Go ahead.
In Jakey's room.
What's up?
You've been going really deep.
I'm going with...
Nah, I'm going with...
Thank you.
One, two, three.
Hold on, Bob.
We're going to sweep this with Team Jesuit.
Can you stop the over-grip?
I'll show you, Bob.
50 seconds.
No problem whatsoever.
I thought you could take that.
It was right.
Oi! Give him a box!
One, two, three.
Jack, go on.
Where's he put it?
Jack, do you know what it is?
Well, Brian's going to try and wake you up.
He's going to go back to his toilet.
Wait, where is it?
It's in his pants.
Let's play hot and cold.
No, I won't play hot and cold, there's no one else here.
I'm asking you, from me to you, where's my box?
Who the fuck is Pam's for fuck's sake man?
Nice to meet you, you might be able to...
Play tonight?
What?
Yeah?
Yeah, play?
I'll take you to your place, yeah.
You might need to play a little bit.
There you go.
I think they're bringing tops.
Tonight?
Yeah, we're just playing tops.
Four?
Okay, three.
But then we need one more to play.
I'm not too late, are we?
That's fine.
That's good.
Here we go, there's a little cell phone here.
You can't come down the fuck and see you or something.
So you want?
You think that'd be that stupid to leave them in here?
Stand up a minute.
Right, I ain't seen you in that corner. You get out of my room all this fun stuff. Give me this box, I don't want to grab it.
I think I might as well have some, er...
There is.
Can I have a come this way?
Come this way.
There you go.
Come with me.
Right.
If you can see the square boxer, do you have anything to do with him?
No shit, shit or what?
Oh, some cardboard.
Where is it?
Where's the box?
Where's the box?
Fucking parry gimp's.
Turn your face into that.
Found it.
Found it.
You found it. Right, you're a prick.
Why are we all following me?
Because you've got goods.
We want to see some cartels.
I'm not walking.
What?
You look lovely.
Nah, I didn't want you to.
I'm a chap, I'm fucking tired.
I wonder if...
What am I to discharge?
You want to see no one coming off?
Feel free.
I'm going to take you to the other foot, too.
Fine, bye.
See you in a minute.
Yeah, that's the thing with me, chap.
I ain't gonna fucking just open it.
Although, you are actually saying I hope you.
Fuck.
Do you actually want me to or not?
Because if not, I hope you don't.
I actually don't give a fuck.
what I need is to throw them all away.
Oh, come on, be chaffed, get a bit of them in back.
Bin man, bin man, where do you bin man?
Got any drinks in?
Got any drinks in the egg?
You like a drink, Chas?
Yes, please.
What kind of room now are those?
I don't know.
Rubbish.
Boxes, I think, well.
Yeah, it looks better now that it's been cleaned.
We've got canal max, we've got milk, we've got water, iron brew, we've also got an oasis,
full fat canal, some garlic bread, some vodka from, what do you think it's been there today?
I was going to have that drink, yeah.
Cheers mate.
Right, what else was there?
Chat, I think we're actually fine with getting there now.
Obviously I know when we first moved in, but like...
It's definitely not a lot better now than getting a chat up by the way.
Ooh, refresh.
There we go. Prefer the band if you've lost me.
So we've got all the... See, all this just needs to be put in a way.
So no one's willing to do it, that's the problems we're having.
Tea towel, apparently, isn't it?
Bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, bowl, small plates, large plates, boom, just like that.
What else can we do down there?
Ooh, we like to get sort of balls up.
What's in there?
Cut the rest.
Not a hand is it?
And...
There I've washed.
And...
And...
Fox.
Steve, I don't know what I was saying, no worries mate.
I'll answer him what's the act, the chair will be worse than my lot lads, you lot.
Steve, you've got my number, if you want me, ring me.
It's not hard, isn't it, you bald fuck?
Let's go.
Very late.
Drink.
When you have your yoga, do you nipple to each other's room and get a canal to each other's
hours?
Yeah, it's okay.
You tell me if you're okay.
No, no, no.
We're going to ask you in which you tell me.
All right.
Go on, tell.
Bimbanks.
All right.
This is like walking.
Go ahead, sir.
Bin bags.
Alright, this is like walking.
Oh, another killer.
Bin bags, bin bags.
What a bin bag.
Let's talk to him once you bin bag.
You're not the guy, sir.
Thank you, chef.
Three-and-a-half is gone.
Come in here, open this, open that and then fuck off.
What?
I've got to thank you, my boy.
I've got something for you. It is the last cold canal.
Yeah. The last cold canal. I'm here for a trade.
A trade?
What about trade?
Freddie Lumberg for the canal.
Freddie Lumberg for the... I mean, you said the box.
No, no, I didn't.
What am I going to do?
Well, it's very lumbered.
Am I going to do it for you?
No, I didn't do it.
Well, I'm going to do it for you lumbered because you can have it.
Fine if you can have it.
As long as there's a deal with the principal.
Yeah, that's fine.
Cheers.
Cheers mate.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
No.
You already got one.
You just asked me for a drink.
Oh, you've got the oases on your hand.
Oh.
Yeah, right.
I forgot about that.
Anyway, I'll take that.
Cheers, mate.
Ooh.
I see me back.
Where?
I'll have to just do it here.
Do it.
You hope, mate?
Don't know who that is.
Probably a bit in the room.
That's Taz's, water, cardboard.
And anything else that needs to go?
I'm JD Vouchers, thank you very much.
Thank you.
I can go somewhere else, I don't mind that.
Good to go, everything else we're calm, we're sweet, we're fucking locked and loaded.
So we're good now.
Principal leaving stuff in the room.
I'm not going to show it.
I can't have any of those things.
Don't get any pictures of this up.
What have you thought of that stuff?
Cow!
You want a toilet?
You know what, you're breathing your failure, can you empty that devil's drink in the same
bath?
Do you know what I mean?
I'll do it.
And then bang it in the pimples.
Thank you.
Make me sick, that shit.
Makes me fucking sick.
I'm mad.
To the pet funeral.
What?
To the pet funeral.
Yeah, you can leave that.
You can leave that.
Think to someone, think to that sort of thing.
Oh hang on, Steve wants me.
It's not my fault.
It is my fault.
We're going to keep it, keep it, keep it high or something.
Hi there Jokey, I've been taking over this segment of the vlog, sorry Hi RL, I don't want these people usually swapping behind the camera.
I'm giving much emotion anyway do you come along?
Get out of my chair real, live in the G, some people have killed to be in your position, quite literally.
I have killed to be in this position.
Have you got it? Name one.
Many times.
Name one.
Name one.
Name one?
I said people would kill him if he's got no more from his face.
It's a bit of a fucking tragedy.
A bit of fire, a bit of character.
It's your nothing. Nothing.
I mean look at him, he won't even get on the bus home if I was the manager.
He won't get on the bus home.
It's your job.
And what was the game like?
I wonder what actually was the game like?
I know, yeah, I am as well.
It's my perfect angle.
Whoops, where's the piece?
Don't fall in the back, come.
Don't fall in it.
I hope you don't get that one.
It's cute.
Quite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Quite bold, actually.
I get that shrunk.
Can you explain that, actually?
So what?
Caraman Chaz has gone there, he's basically.
I'm going to go in the back.
Okay, you can just have a look.
He's nearly the same height as me, the back.
So he's set.
Oh, now he shows a bit of fucking, yeah.
So what he said is, as I've gone in,
don't fall in the back.
No, a different night, that would mean,
you know, what we're on about this night,
I'm on about falling in a bin bag.
Because of the pocket's eyes.
Can I have a bit of a chirpy one, sir?
You're talking too much.
I get used.
I'm not spoke all day.
So I'm ventilating to you.
Don't call her a dog.
No, before.
Can I have a chirpy one, sir?
Why are you still talking?
You've got a drink. I don't know why.
First of all...
Fucking did it.
Right.
I'm getting too close. You're seeing me fucking block it.
Keep walking.
No.
Be safe.
Fuck, I'm gonna take it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Mysterious girl.
Move your body close to mine.
Come on, move your body.
Hello.
No.
Yes, we're good, we're good, we're cooking.
Hello there, chap.
The lighting is nice, thank you.
I've got him on the blower, is it sure, it's right, let's see what percentage it's on for
the first place.
I can't charge it, it's in the bed please.
Hey chat, honestly, we need a wider lens, well this is a webcam at the minute, I can
see if I can actually alter this.
Basically chat, every day that I'm not live we're getting closer to being fully ready
and ready to go.
Obviously we've got Con coming as well on the 20th which I think is in yes in nine days next week that by the way
I'm just wondering
Excuse me the 20th so next Friday. Oh my good. It's Friday the 13th this Friday
Horror night
Horror night on Friday. Oh one's on the IRL. Yeah, that's fine Friday the 13th chat. So
Go on Chazza, have a good night mate you fucking dirty fucking honorable cunts
Hey, thank you very much mate. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Fuck it.
Jack, he wants a fucking JD voucher for 200 quid.
He wants a fucking JD voucher for 200 quid.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
I'm gonna show the screen, but you gotta be quick. You're gonna have to be quick
So the lock
Oh, can you do me a favor please bang them in the bin. Oh, you're in anything now. Yeah perfect
Jeff mate
Bang in the in the bin, please
So what I need you to do Cal go get your boots
I'm not the driver, I'm not the driver.
You're the driver?
No, I'm not the driver.
Get an Uber, I'll get an Uber.
So where is your car?
It's done, Rob, but I'll get a new car, right?
Oh, have you not got your...
I know.
He crashed his car, by the way.
No, I didn't crash the car, someone crashed it into me.
Get an Uber.
Tomato, tomato.
Right, anyway.
JD Valtjer, just fucking put it out.
So, I'll get you an Uber.
She was moved.
Did you come back?
Yeah, no, go to yours.
Then, would you call, then go to mine, get my Bob Salona kit for me please, and then come back here, watch out.
Let's find you the keys.
Yep.
Would you have any keys on, Joss?
Try downstairs in the kitchen or just in the walk-in.
You've got keys on as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, you got a coin on you, Jack, to scratch his code off?
Yes.
I can do it with me now, you all right?
I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
Right, Jack, you read it?
I've got it.
I can't remember last time I used the JD gift card.
Because I'm a normal person, however, this is the code.
Jack, JD, this is all for JD.
The code is...
So I'm pretty sure what I've suggested add everything to that you want. I'll give you I can tell you what I give you two minutes
You've got a 200 JD voucher about a pop-up
Get everything in your cart now get everything that you want in your cart now
What's nice
Yeah, so I'll give you two minutes. All right, go go go put put stuff in your cart now
Put stuff in your cart now
go go go go go go and we'll give it we'll give them out to away
you might as well just but you have to be quick oh oh oh
hey John by 17 make me very much man go on John right you got one minute chat one minute
Oh TV you've responded looks like an RMA to get it repaired will be our best option what's
That's R.M.A.
I'm going to go in there now, there we go, nice.
It's not that shadow shadow where the five where the five shadow where the five go on the boy
Thank you very much mate. I appreciate our shadow. Thank you very much, man
Thank you very very very very much man. Thank you very much mate
Cap it would bet look better in your room than astral. That's fucking good job
It's not your fucking room then it would not make the photo that we saw it looked absolutely fine, mate
It looks absolutely fine. Yeah, we have got to see the side tonight
I'm gonna watch Carl at drive home and get live straight after anyway
Is it not the fuck thought had to no no no oh sorry the voucher three
two
Kiran
Thank you very much. I appreciate a lot Kiran. Thank you very very much. I appreciate a lot. Thank you very much, man
Go on the boy. Thank you very much Kiran. I appreciate the five Josh for having eight months as well, but a thank you man
If I missed missed any source by the way, Goldberg goona jimmy 7 Tom jimmy 19 Lily Murphy jimmy 31
Smith jimmy 20 Shannon jimmy 3 Chaz a fire in the rain Chaz a bee jimmy gifted brother Josh Jocelyn jimmy 8 months Fred Bob
jimmy 7 months mate fucking go on the coach out is
There
That's the code if you can't see I will read it out
Six oh, I'm assuming you've got to put the long one in and then the short one
The long one, 6, 3, 3, 7, 3, 2001, 7, 9, 3, 5, 9, 8, 8, 0, 4, 9, and the last four that
you have to put in, 1, 1, 2, 2.
Good luck and let me know what you ordered, JD Voucher gone.
Woaah!
How the fuck are you so eager?
Brother...
One of them is mine!
One of them what?
It's ours.
They ain't yours. I want it from William Pennell.
Oh!
No no, the ones you took out of his bag, Ross.
Did you see them?
Yeah, they're all ours.
No, I know they're ours.
Do you want yours and the indoors air and for those?
How many have you given away?
Go on, Nisha!
Thank you.
Nisha on a 10! Go on, Nisha!
Go on, you sexy bastard!
Thank you very much, Nisha!
You're a fucking legend.
It was some chicken.
It was some chicken.
Yeah, yeah, it was.
Surprise me, mate.
Thank you.
That was a blast.
Yeah!
Oh!
Fuck!
Fucking run into me, I'm coming.
Yeah, you all right, mate?
Yeah, good to meet you mate. Honestly, fucking fun. Thank you for coming.
What's your favourite shop, Ryan?
I love JD.
Ah, good. What's that for?
I don't... 8 o'clock kickoff!
James, your room... No, my room will probably be finished on the 24th.
My room will probably be finished on the 24th.
Can you put that in the bin bag for me, Ryan, please?
I just get nerves cured about you there, so cheers.
on this one right? That bin bag there mate.
That is the bin bag. That's been used. Yeah that's been just been given away mate.
Erin! Thank you very much, I appreciate it Erin.
Ah, fucking hell, the one clearly got from your eye would ya?
50 there, thank you mate.
Come on man, let's give you 200 quid.
Yeah, give yours away, do you want it? I want to get some drinks.
I'll give this away if you give that away.
I could take it, they're both mine, aren't they?
Very nice as you talk.
In the house?
In the walking wardrobe thing.
So, bean-o's room in there.
Go to the back and just look for the bathroom.
And then on the back it says Hebrew ginger bitch.
And then red added our shorts.
And then me socks, football socks.
Yeah, and then if they're not...
Are there or not in my system as in you might have got go to my sisters all right Norris
Right
Fuck I think you're the wrong one so throw away right nothing that might have been used
That's all right
Yes, right Jack so do some fucking miss five go on Bell bound
I want the fuck we bring it out for 5 out of 5. I appreciate that bell. Thank you very much for the five
You're fucking legend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you another one
So to that DJ DJ Khaled, I'm gonna go JD. There's some shopping
The old one
Was that yours? No. Oh, yeah we might have won it, we'll just get out the bin now. You
have 3%? Well you bring me a sister, my sister might have it. Bear with me chap. I see if
I've got a bit of work to do, please.
You've got your dook, haven't you?
Hello there, Tashie. You're live on stream. You okay?
Yeah, you.
Yeah, I'm good. Thank you. Just a quick one.
Have you got my Barcelona kit at yours?
No. All your clothes have dropped off yesterday with the vouchers.
Right, okay. Perfect. So you've got no clothes at mine?
No, I've got no clothes at mine.
All right.
Right, okay. No worries. Thank you very much.
No worries.
tics like you passed it that fucking popped off as well Jack W in the
chapter she passed the driving test first time she fucking beat me so yeah
fucking you did it so fair play no worries right okay I'll just bring it
to check that that's all all right love you what's broke the charger and why
NYK Chasers F... Wait what? Oh no, NYK Chasers sold me Fent, 5 out of 5 gifted mate.
Thank you very much mate, I appreciate a 5, sorry I got your name mixed up, sorry, I just assumed.
Thank you very much mate, what's Fent?
Um, so, what's Fent made?
What is Fent? Oh, short for Fentanyl. Fentanyl is a power, fault, symthenic, man-made.
I cannot. Just assumed.
Thank you very much mate, I appreciate that a lot, 5 out of 5 brother, you're a fucking goat, thank you mate.
Loomis givin' a three months mate.
Kipro, givin' a 19.
Barney with a 52 months, go on Barney, thank you, bro.
Caitlyn Cousin, givin' a 10 months.
Fat, givin' a 25.
Will, givin' a 29.
Kevin, givin' a 16.
Garth, givin' a 13.
Tegan, givin' a 2.
TK, givin' a 28.
Tommy, givin' a 22.
Belmont, givin' a 5.
Loomis, givin' a 38.
Adele, Barry, shim, givin' a 9.
Slim, Jordy, givin' a 31.
And YK, Jethro, Solby, Fent, back with a 5.
Thank you very much mate. Oh cameras out in shot. Just wait your legs mate. Fuck out and have your okies man.
Thank you very much mate. I appreciate that a lot brother. Thank you man. Will you put that back on charge?
Yeah. Cheers. And the bachelor?
Yeah, yeah.
Cheers.
Yeah, yeah.
Sweet. Perfect.
Hey linchinator. Do you have a 22 mate? Thank you very much. Mountain goat. Do you have a 21 mate?
Go on. Thank you very much man. Jumbo. Sorry I missed you 17 bro. Thank you mate.
Right, chat, I'll tell you something, actually, hang on.
What do we think of these?
What do we think of these, chat?
Because I've seen someone wear these, and I think they're actually quite nice in person.
I don't think they're the worst, but I think they're very interesting.
JD Sports, hang on.
JD Sports.
Cold in it when your website's not load.
Hey, Slapin, thank you very much, mate.
Men, where's Men's Trainers?
What are they called them night? Have you seen them night? New night things chat.
They're like bubbles. Have you seen them? Night combined sliders. Have you seen
what I want about?
Yeah you have, yeah. Why is the word night banned? Mods can you unban the word
night please? Let me show on you chat. That's it. Cammie, Cammie's got some. Cammie
winter's got some so apparently what these are them chat so apparently it's a
wrong screen so these have got things underneath them right and then when as
you walk it stimulates where it presses on your foot up to your brain like they
look really dodgy I know they do look really interesting
Let's go and get a better photo, Nike mind, that's why they're called Nike mind, yeah
this is what they've got at the bottom chat, look at this, this is how mad this is, look.
How mad's that?
They're actually mental, they're actually mental.
Shall we see if there's actually any forebodies behind them?
are like-minded shoes good. Here we go.
Night-mind are considered good because they use 22 independent your own
designed phone nodes on the footbed to stimulate sensory receptors aiming to
increase focus, calm and mindfulness for pregame or recovery.
I meant all that
Just saying they don't have them
Hey stretchy tip of the prime mate go on the boy. Thank you. Why do they call you stretcher?
Oh, don't think I want to Sam says it's a load of bollocks million Sam. I'm a mate
You couldn't you couldn't you could probably be right, but who am I to judge they're not like the McQueen crocs
I never be like the McQueen crocs
But how do you mute a group child snap because it's fucking popping off and doing my fucking nothing
Hold the group down
Perfect for one hour. Yes
Pressing mute code hold it that yeah, I got it. Thank you
Also games should have downloaded on the PlayStation. It should be good show
It should be good to go
Let me see if I can sort this this I'll get our camera out and see if it works or see if anything changes
But I'll be honest, I think it looks alright at the minute.
Am I wrong or am I right?
Ooh.
There you go, it actually does.
That's alright innit?
Do you prefer the contrast being max?
Oh wow, fuck it up.
mental this is sick sharpness oh he's a little bit too sharp as a little bit
blurry vibrancy oh that is vibrant
That's interesting. Dynamic range, brightness 50%. Oh, right, okay. It's a little bit too
bright. 50%, they have a good there. All right, sweet. Flash bank, yeah, well, that's
to be fair. And then I'm pretty sure we're all good, aren't we? I don't know how it looks like.
I just wanted to see if I could zoom out any more, but I'll be honest, it is kind of alright as it is.
I can't exactly sit here and say it's not. Go on, tactical movie, forever the raid mate,
I've only got a stream brother, thank you man, thank you very much mate. Do it a little bit
brighter, do you want it a little bit brighter? Where's brightness? Up, I'll put it up to five.
You OK, Azmi?
I'm OK.
Oh, can I have someone for Saturday?
I'll let you have it tonight.
All right, thank you.
Jim, can you give me a yearbook quote, please?
Yeah.
You'll always fall over the hurdle if you keep looking back.
That's a nice little yearbook quote.
That's workable. That's part of the spot.
Ask the other Q that, oh shit, turn up the vibrance a tad.
Vibrance, where's that?
Turn it up five, is that okay?
What was vibrant anyway?
Oh shit, right there.
I'll put it to 10.
That's all right, innit?
What's the plan now for the room?
Great fucking question, mate.
This room, by next Sunday, will be finished, hopefully.
I'm having Lee from Neosmart, AKA obviously,
usually known through Tom Syndicate as well.
They did my last room, which is incredible.
They're gonna come, he's gonna come tomorrow afternoon-ish,
measure everything up, should be fucking unreal.
Then after that, he's gonna plan when he can come,
yeah, Neosmart, sorry, what a dickhead I am.
Then he's going to plant Erythin, I said, to be honest with you mate, the main thing
we need first is the Astro.
Because when con comes, as long as we've got the Astro, we're alright because then the
cell can go on top of the Astro and we're fine.
Do you get what I'm saying?
So he's going to basically, let me show you the photo if I, let me move that fucking light.
There we go.
I use Streamlabs mate.
So what we're going to do is get the Astral Turf in and then if we go View Profile, which
one did the poster on?
I think it was this one, no.
This one.
Anyway, the one with the lightning of Queen Rook, you all remember that one, don't you?
I'm going to put Angry Ginger, streamer room.
Here we go.
Anyway, this room that you see there is what we're going to aim for.
I think the only thing that we have is we put the dartboard in the wardrobe.
I'm going to have to buy the dartboard thing, so that's fine.
We could probably, yeah, you could probably look at the Wi-Fi to join us with us.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to get me Scolier up, aren't I?
Scolier is kind of like a must that we have to do to you.
And then what else?
Never find.
That was it before I was all decorated, et cetera.
But yeah, if any of you have got any good ideas
or anything generally just treating me at all, TV, you alone?
Yeah, fair enough.
I think the better was number.
Yeah, I saw better yesterday.
Um, what's it gonna say now?
Spike camera. Yeah, spike cameras.
Well, but it depends where spike is more than anything.
What we might do is just put the camera, the AI camera on spike.
The IRL camera on spike.
Let's leave it there.
That set up IRL. Yeah.
Oh, I can go to the store and buy it there.
That would be sick.
It's quite a big, it's quite a big driveway, though.
Ah, it's quite a big, it's quite a big drive away though.
Although it's not, it's actually not, we're closer to it.
Alright, you know, street, might be sick.
To the scene going by the Hamster tomorrow, yeah, generally, fucking...
Bro, if he buys a Hamster, the Hamster will be dead within two years.
What's the average, what's the average lifetime of a Hamster?
You know I am... I'm sure my mum did the same thing.
I thought it was dead.
Ooh, I don't think Chad will get a two-year, a Chinese hamster.
Hamsters typically live one and a half years or three years.
See, I want my mum.
Because of the dead soon.
What was that I mean?
Do you know what I actually do what I get, Chad?
What's your opinion on this?
What's your opinion on this if I was to get it?
a budgie
Now me now has got a parrot and I can't fucking stand it
They're saying no they don't shut the fuck up
Are they actually I thought that I might get a snake
I'm quite good bait for them though.
Do you know what I mean?
Now you can't because there's a new rule coming into place which you can't have Monkeys.
There's a certain monkey you can have as a pet now and I'd love to get one.
And obviously with it being quite a big ass it probably won't be a problem.
However, probably not at the minute.
Oh, Beatty Dragon!
Eight to fifteen years it was as well, Beatty Dragon.
Chat, imagine how sick this would be.
How sick would that be?
That would be unreal.
A tortoise is better, mate, I ain't fucking having a tortoise.
Bro, that's so cool.
Mate.
Now I've had rabbits. I woke up one morning and it was dead. One of the worst days of my life.
Journey was, journey weren't a good day. I remember he was caught, he was caught...
No, it weren't Sparky. Smudge, he's caught smudge.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not actually about to tell you, I'm not even joking, I'd rather have you didn't laugh
because I generally cried my fucking eyes out and I'd never believed I'd ever go through this.
I've fucking gone downstairs, the night before my mum's at work and she did 24 hours shifts with me, she'd stay over, right?
So I'm here, I'm home alone, smudge, he's literally chilling in front of the TV, he's doing his little thing that he normally does running around the house.
I put him in bed in his in his hutch. I come down the next morning. He's lay flat
dead
I've looked in the hutch. I've saw him lay there eyes open dead sprawled out
I've gone to grab him
Arden's fucking rock
I've shit the bed I've absolutely shit the bed
I've picked him up. I've run into living room crying with him holding him and then I was ever at him in a towel
Waiting for my mum to come home
But what I will say
Is we have to buy tea that night
We didn't eat and we actually buried him in the cemetery. I wonder if he's still there that could be a good IRL
But we did bury him six years ago
So it's up to you we did bury him six years ago
I don't see him seeing me laughing so it's fine.
Exactly.
But it could be tough that because I might not be picking up Smudge.
I'd be picking up his fucking Skeleton.
Do you know what I mean? So you were like 17, exactly.
17 years old crying over a rabbit.
Yes. I'm a very emotional person.
Mmm. Now I want to say, I did not have any emotional times.
No, excuse me, I'm crying on the toilet.
So I'm going to cry on the toilet. Yeah, you'll cry in a minute.
You'll get your P45 in person, live on screen.
Come on.
Liverpool are the best red in the UK.
Are two in my... Didn't you lose your car last night yesterday?
Chill, bro.
Oh, that lights not on. That's probably one.
One minute, check.
Chin, chill. I don't want to get in the zone.
Where you at, Don?
I said it's I'm what a water dragon I'm all right thanks
let's say now I got to see it to be PlayStation I see any games have
downloaded let me just call me streamed I can move some stuff
no cuz I can't cuz I don't like clicking into it so I'm gonna see just
moving around it's like right let me see if me games have downloaded and gone
it's got a PC panel well I've actually got to go like so hard you know to set
them up get a gecko I don't think I want a gecko to go in with you just not a
bit of me like British music we've been making
Right, bear with me a minute, chat.
Move me.
Yeah, it's a bit of a weird start to the song I can't lie, but it's a good song.
Father.
Get a pig.
I'm not Logan Paul, mate.
Can't delete these.
That'd be good if we got a fair few people.
Is that, do we, do we read out today?
Early access.
Shall we play this tonight, Jack?
140 quid!
140 pounds!
What are you laughing at?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm not busy. I'm lying on the street.
Oh, I'm trying to come in, mate.
Well, well, well, look who it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the one, the only Steve
PRAGNOOOOOO!
APPLAUSE
Oh, God, Steve!
How are the other half, Liftchart?
Oh, tell you what, get your chair, mate, get your chair.
Steve, first of all,
welcome to the boff house.
What do you think of it?
I think that I need to start streaming on Twitch, I'll be honest.
I've just got wronged out,
and bloke's going,
you're not inside Gator, you know,
you're not chillin' outside your gate.
What do you think of the wrong house?
No, it's the wrong house.
Do you like it?
Unbelievable.
It's nice isn't it?
Unbelievable.
So, I'd be honest, it feels like you lot are going to be on OF so...
Oh, the fans.
You'll have to say that.
You can say what you want, yeah.
So, is this where magic happens?
Mmm.
This is a stream of self, and this is quite a basic quantity, honestly.
I did set me up and I couldn't be arsed.
Yeah, no, you got Tommy around, didn't you?
Yeah.
That put me off. Yeah, I'm not surprised. So basically that's obviously the camera we look at and they can see us from
This is my stream of what they can see right now. Just news the adverts for you there. Check your welcome
These are all notifications. Oh, like if I ever a 10 gifted love I appreciate out your fucking legends
I missed it. Thank you. And obviously that's my stream there, but I normally have whatever on really
Where the fuck is Jacob Davis?
Steve
He's in Paris
Talk about commitment. It's our second
Match of the season. I mean let's be frank from a footballing point of view. We're buzzing. We have a bird. We're over the moon
But for a commitment stroke community stroke of boys point of view. It's a fucking disgrace
It's I think there's a bit of ego in there. I think he's bigger than the club 100%
This is where Rashford went to New York. He wants her
What sort of repercussions did you get left out of the first match when we're back?
What's going to happen anyway so it doesn't feel like a punishment does it?
Yeah, fair enough. A fine in him?
There's a fine system coming in, no doubt.
There's no doubt a fine system.
What's a reasonable fine for Jacob Davis?
Do you know what his excuse word?
What was his excuse?
Erm...
It's five years since I met Miguel, friend.
Fuck off!
Well, I was worried about eight.
I'm embarrassed, is that?
That's, what, are you two talking about Paris?
That shit hole?
Why don't you just fucking try to fucking London?
It's like it's a fucking Alton Tower or something like that.
You should love that as well.
What are fucking handles?
Fucking Paris, you're not married.
How long have you and Nicky been together?
Pfft, twenty something years.
Let's say you're thirty years apart, or thirty years together, sorry.
What are you going to do? Anything special?
Go for the panel, right? Look!
There you go, there's no need to go over the top.
Will I be at training? Yes, I will.
You'll be at the match as well?
I'll be at the match, and I've travelled longer distance than it takes him to get to Paris.
That's why you're our fucking deficit.
And that's why I've got fucking deficit.
We'll carry fucking well.
Obviously they've not saw the video, it's not out yet.
It actually might be out right...
What?
Three minutes ago?
Three minutes ago.
Oh, and aren't they?
Yeah, I think it might be out.
I'll be frank.
Yeah.
It's not the greatest watch.
I can make...
So yeah, the video is out.
Obviously, once you start in line up for tonight,
do you reckon?
We've got right here...
Well the next thing's a lot simpler than how he's fucking having selfies outside the Eiffel Tower, yeah?
100%
Do you know what I've got a conundrum with and I've been thinking about it and we're here
And I'm not blowing smoke up your arse change, I'm being honest
Can I put the pipe in your mouth then?
Go on then
You want to play me striker?
You opened it up?
Well I don't want to spoil the video chat, but it's an absolute cocker, so get watching it
I'm telling you
I'll go first
can I listen close the door please Ryan please close the door please Ryan I will
suck me but I have to be fair time and time again it's on it's on the both boys
plus or both boys more something like that time and time again ginger proves
himself on the field there you go and can I verse you I did what I say I want
you to realise it yourself. There's no one on this team, the Bofboy team, Bof Solona,
that will move, hold up and anticipate stuff on a six-to-side pitch like me, up front.
So what do we, we've got a conundrum to solve.
Sha, see this question genuinely, because I don't know if I've got the answer.
Ginger up front or ginger centre back?
No, Bob Salona, Bar Salona, Bob Salona.
It's not he who got Chazer false nine.
I don't think false nine.
False nine in sixes five.
What is this?
See, they think centre back.
Now look, look, I'll...
There's a lot of pressure on Chazer.
No, no.
There's a lot of pressure on Chazer.
He can't, he can't, he can't, he can't.
I love Chazer, but he's fucking shit.
He's shooting so fast.
He's shit.
You don't know that?
He doesn't pass.
He doesn't pass.
He doesn't want to be with Chazer.
He takes too much time on wall.
Yeah, but it takes him 15 years to move, he's like, that's fine.
He's playing like he's fucking with...
Oh, fucking turning the fucking RV when he turns.
He's playing like he's in custard.
He's like he's parallel parking.
He's like, hey, he's so back.
He put in T.
And he's a wreck.
He's a wreck, too.
Well, wait, I like him.
He's gonna be back in time for the game, he's in London.
Is the appointee you've been here?
Is there? Can I get your fucking squad together?
It's all we got.
So...
We've got...
Let's pick the team, let's do it, then.
Your options are, you've got myself, Ryan,
you've got, do you remember the Tik Toker?
And what he's done there is,
Kyle's a good lad.
He's playing in replacement for Jakey
because I'm not fucking jumping off my seat.
No, no, that's because no one in the team
wanted to organize a replacement,
so that's good for them.
And you talked to fucking management.
I've got, I've got talent.
I'm not even fucking saying.
I've got talent.
I've got, I've got talent.
You're stupid bastard.
I've got eyes, and he has in every major city.
But I've not been fucking kind of sultry.
Tease.
Tease? Good lad. Where's his heart on his sleeve?
He's not the fucking Ronaldinho, is he?
No, but he's good at the back.
No, no, let's drop Tease deeper.
Tease has got to go set her back.
There's another reaction we're not talking about.
Oh, I know.
And it could be a bit of a...
And he could be an exclusive, I've never seen him play.
Have you got your boots?
I've got that.
Outsides here.
It's what, I'm a size 12.
I'm 11.
I can ring Callum.
Calls on his way to my home.
No problem.
Would you like some boots?
Why not?
If we have an injury, we are.
Let me see you wear a cow on this, let me see you wear a cow on this.
Those three? Cowed.
Chazza.
So he was currently setting me a plate of food in front of me, not the audience.
Shock.
Watch him that answer now.
Of course he's not going to answer.
Fucking one job.
One fucking job.
One fucking job.
Fucking playing barefoot.
Chazza's got spare boots apparently.
But what size is he?
That has a Z.
There we go, Jack.
It's like a little fucking umpulumpa, he's up in the thing.
Jod!
It'd be someone from that film and he won't be an umpulumpa.
What a fucking shower of shit, Jod.
What a shower of shit.
Fucking shells.
I love it when we walk around the drain.
It's bad, innit?
Yeah, no one in this team can organise.
There's no way, Jod.
You don't know a notable player in Manchester who can fucking do his job.
Let me, let me reach out, let me reach out.
Here we go, names about to be dropped to your champs.
That's, that's.
What size is his feet?
He's got a short chap's size of your feet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, mate.
Beautiful.
Oh, all gobs is it.
And then we're gonna score with this tonight.
Wish someone else would fucking score some.
We're not having them out now.
Fucking come on.
What size are you?
Why are we testing?
What size are you?
You said nine.
They fucking wide.
No, not width, not length.
What does wide mean?
How wide is feet?
Are you wondering about my feet, Steve?
What was he speaking about?
I'm eleven.
Fucking joke.
You're going to have to play it now. I'm gauging.
Oh, sorry.
That's no estimate.
You're fucking underestimated.
No, I'm underestimating you.
The thing is, it solves the problem if you can't play it, I naturally sit her back with
tears and she allows the jeans to go up top, because we're thinking that we're lacking
a bit of firepower.
Oh, I am the legs up top, I'll run.
Yeah, you're legs wherever you are.
I have you need to be in the boys' place.
Boys, please, please, I want to know, I want to know, score in some goals this week, I
need you to throw that into them Steve, and we need someone else to start that game.
Who would you say was other than Jakey the worst performer last week?
Because he's got it in exactly the same...
You started really well with your press.
I think we started, we all write intention and I thought...
And then we're not starting...
And the second half, I think, I don't really...
I mean, I'm in score two.
I'm in score two in the second half.
He thinks he's scored these goals that he's played well.
Goals had bad performance.
Right, right, did I play bad last week?
I actually didn't.
Right, to be honest, we...
Dominic Calvert-Lewin scored in goals this season.
He did.
And his team is shit.
We need some fucking autographs.
Exactly.
I've got this, Speaks.
He's not a fucking sales.
Nah Jack, you've not seen the episode.
If I can get some trainers, I'll start on Bench.
We need to get you some money to get you some money.
Go on Tyrone, favourite of five mate, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you mate.
Where's Taze?
He's upstairs.
Well I'm not going to have to see him.
So who have we actually got?
You've got me, you, Ryan, Taze, Beano.
All right, say you see no. Oh, I've been on his plan
Beano's be those gonna be back inside a bit. Yeah. Oh, I was sweet them and then we've got
Gaffa. Yeah, and then
I'm reaching out to more my if you think about it. Oh
Shaz on the bench Steve on the bench for all day. You're generally must have fucking it
Yeah, I'm thinking that's fresh time it pink man
That's not my life though, is that how I look?
Cheers.
That's fresh, that.
That's proper fresh, yeah.
Proper fresh.
The beer is that special.
Mine or mine aren't.
Mine or mine aren't.
Well, we'll see.
I'm telling you now.
I don't want a real video of all this.
Oh shit!
Go on, Holly!
Yeah!
Go on, Holly!
Oh shit!
Go on, Holly!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Go on, Holly!
Oh shit!
25, Holly.
Fuck him, legend.
Holly's fit as fuck.
What the fuck?
Thank you very much, Holly. You're a fucking legend.
Nisha!
No worries, mate, no worries.
I'll do some scouting, Steve.
Nisha!
Thank you for the time. Go on, Nisha.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you. I keep needing PC.
Thank you very much, Nisha. I appreciate you.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you, love.
Hey, Holly, thank you so much as well for the 25-year sexy bitch.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Thank you.
Hey, absolute legend.
It's my birthday, I'm feeling kind.
It's your birthday, birthday money.
Let's get some more of it.
Go on, Holly.
Go on, Holly.
Go on, go on, go on.
Fucking love that.
Welling, welling.
Fucking love that, Holly.
There's always room for more.
There's always room for more in there.
Go on.
Nah, I'm all joking.
Thank you very much for the 25, Holly.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let me fucking what you call it.
Let me ring Angon.
Do you wanna play at the Night's Nights?
All right, Angon, I'm just gonna ring Callum again
because he didn't answer the first time.
His phone might be dead also.
I'm like you, but death and have a beard.
What?
a
parry seven gifted mate Lee
22 Jordan 719 mate
this is my room yet
I'm not getting Charlie or
Chloe chat
Go on so far the seven
I preach in our so thank you
right let me let me ring
be know and make sure he's going to be back in time
he should
be okay though
because if not I'm going to be honest
that's fucked
Go on Rob Nob, you've been a ten months mate, fucking legend, go on, go on Rob Nob.
Thank you man.
He just posted that Insta, what's he posted?
Yes Beagle you live on stream mate, you okay?
Nice.
Are you definitely going to be back in time, yeah?
Right, perfect.
Is that back in Manchester or out of the house?
I'm not back in Manchester.
Right, all right, perfect.
No worries mate, just wanted to make sure.
I'm gonna be just watching you if I'm washed.
Have you got your stuff on you?
No.
Do you know where your stuff is?
I don't know, I'm not shooting the bike.
Has it been washed?
No problem.
Okay, right.
where it is and I'll make sure we get it.
All right, cheers mate, bye.
It's perfect.
Callum Lindley!
Yes, Call, you okay mate?
You're live on stream.
I know mate, you okay?
Yeah, good thanks mate.
Whereabouts are you?
I'm just at my house mate, I've just put my phone on challenge.
I've got 1% off.
Perfect, no worries mate.
And then you, have you got your boots and stuff?
I've got my boots, yeah.
Perfect. You're gonna admit to mine and get my stuff. Is that all right?
Perfect shot not to mate. All right, keep me updated throughout please mate
If you could get back to my if you get back here for quarter past seven that'd be brilliant
Yeah, yeah, no worries and can you also bring some spare boots please from mine
Okay, yeah, we'll do any boots you find there. I've got lots of pairs. Just choose any pair as long as their size 12
No, mate, just make sure you maybe red shorts actually a red shorts
Yeah, that's fine mate, no, yeah, you're a trialist anyway. All right, no problem
Cheers mate, turn our cup. Love your minge.
Right, that's Perfets, that's some good stuff.
Mo has replied.
So be there.
Seven.
Right, Perfets, Perfets, Perfets, Perfets.
Right, we should be good, we should be good, we should be good, good, good, good goo.
Oh, hello?
I'm sure someone just fucking said something to me.
Oh, let you off mate.
Mitchell, thank you very much mate, you alright?
What's that?
As in cardboard?
No, it's got people's SSF.
Oh, okay, okay.
Holy! Fivio to five, Holy!
Holy, again, Holy, Holy!
Holy, again, Holy, Holy!
Holy, again, Holy, again, Holy, again
Yes, it is a very tough fixture tonight. I think all fixtures are going to be tough.
Oh my God, you'll never guess what, chat. Oh my God, you'll never guess what.
Just wondering what else you do with that. Anyway, oh my God.
ALICE! I CAN ALICE! ALICE! I CAN ALICE! I CAN ALICE! I CAN ALICE!
GO ON! Thank you very much Alice! I appreciate the time. Thank you very very very very very very very much.
Five minutes and mate. Chat! You will never guess what I'm gonna minute.
Currently getting me Aura house cleaned. What the fuck are you on about?
Thank you.
A G F H J 310 Moms Mate.
Go on.
Double!
Double again, Olly Olly!
Double again, double again, double again,
Olly Olly!
Fucking going off tonight.
Go on, double, you fucking man, fucking cunt.
Go on, you're mad dead.
Hey, thank you very much, man, thank you, bro.
Right.
I wanna say, oh yeah, as I was gonna say,
Wadi! Wadi, where the five? Where the five?
Wadi, where the five?
Gonna buy, thank you very much, Wadi mate.
You're a fucking legend, thank you, bro.
Thank you very much, mate.
Right, so as I was actually gonna say,
so do you remember when I used to live stream
me at the football chat?
Right, and we used to play with Abdul, Lloyd, Chris,
Jake, Albo, yeah, Olle.
You'll never guess what, coincidentally,
They've joined the same fucking league as us now, that's a derby, that's a rival
ray, that's the fucking biggest game of the season and we're going to get fucking battered,
100% we're going to get battered.
Crofty Tivorgifted mate, Sophie!
Sophie, where the five?
Where the five?
Sophie, where the five?
Ginger cat!
Ginger cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat,
cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Mate, he's fucking going off.
What the fuck?
Hey, thank you very much, man.
I appreciate you a lot, Ginger cat.
Thank you, bro.
This desk is so small compared to the other one.
Hey, thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Luke, for having a time mate,
Look how red my cheeks look.
My cheeks look proper red.
What was it?
Vibrant, sir?
There you go.
To be fair, they're still quite red.
What's that called when you get red cheeks?
I'm sure people were going about Max Foch
on inside when he had it.
Oh, he has got it, whatever. What is it?
Unforgiven!
Go on, Unforgiven.
Thank you very much, mate.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much, mate. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're a fucking galt, mate.
De-generational. Chivita tier one, mate.
Gingerism. Cold.
What is it?
Loot Chivita tier 10, mate. Crofty Chivita tier 10 again, man.
Yeah, what is it?
Rossiikia. What is it? Have I got it?
And I'm a cheats just read.
What is Ross?
Yeah.
It's a common chronic inflammatory skin condition that typically causes persistence, redness,
flushing on visible blood.
I have got it here.
There you go.
The fact that I just made my cheeks red.
Cold.
Hey, Simba!
Forever to 10, mate.
You're a fucking legend.
Go on.
Thank you very much, mate.
I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, man.
fucking go, go on the boy.
Right, let's go.
What's this card again?
Go, XLR.
Come in.
I can see you holding me door handle, you knob.
You fucking knobhead.
Fucking knobhead.
Did it, yeah.
Fucking knob.
I generally thought it could have been a ghost thing because I didn't hear anyone move.
Anyway, we're back. What a, what a prick. What a prick. Is Ibra Gingerbitch going to
score today? Crossed it. Would you like Ibra Gingerbitch to score, mate? That's the thing.
Because I fucking wouldn't be surprised if he does, mate. Is that lost policy behind
you? I don't know who that is, mate. There's no one lost behind me, mate. Here we go. Meet
our new manager hmm we're fucked comment saying keep her on a shocker there's no
of her oh that's fucking this better be in 420 okay thank god if me cameraman's
fucking not locked in here
bro how is it why is the camera not in
I'm not gonna watch this, I'm not gonna watch the team talk.
This is your stage.
You've been on the stage before, haven't you?
Yeah, I've been.
This is your stage.
You're an expression.
You're an expression, aren't you?
Jordan, this is not him.
I'm the manager.
You're not him.
All right?
Let's make that bloody noise.
Let's make that volume clear.
We're not your compact chaser.
We may need a chat behind closed doors.
I'm not here to humiliate you.
You can put your own favourite scrunch.
I believe in your question.
I believe in you, the question is, do you believe in yourself?
Right?
Ryan, I scalped some right in the bank leave,
otherwise you'd be fucking cheap.
You'll give me 110% and you'll get that back from me.
I believe in you.
If anyone starts with both boys, they start with backer.
Can you go out of here?
Drop off?
Put it back, quicker, quicker, quicker, move, move, move.
You know each other.
So use each other's names, right?
We are a team.
So we walk on here, with socks pulled up,
shirts sucked in, and we play for the Bachelor of the Year.
Are we open now?
Come on!
What have you been doing? You've missed the entire intro.
You missed the football intro? What have you been doing?
I thought we were coming out here. You've missed everything.
Are you bigger than team? No.
Well actually, and what a surprise, he's missed this week as well.
this week as well so why I'll say it jakey davis oh I thought we were
training out here sir when I call a team meeting pretty much I expect you
sat down take your cotton buds yeah hi ideas and stick them in your gob or they
yeah stick it in your gob yeah this is about this yeah I was just buffering
there you can tell you got a great Wi-Fi on yeah that is the video is out now if
you do want to watch it feel free to watch I can watch it when we go on and
Anyway, because we have to fucking go to the game. But yeah, I'll be honest
Jake, you need some fucking ego checking done it chat love a funny night train. Thank you so much, man
I appreciate it. She's absolutely fucking unbelievable. Thank you everyone. Honestly. Thank you so much and
It's a football. I know did you say?
There is I asked no. Oh, come on. Love accuser
Come on. Love accuser. I fucking pray they be
Right just
What do you use that then, I don't know.
I don't know.
Go on, 18, a herd, 5 out of 5, mate.
Go on, a herd.
Thank you very much, man. I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, legend. 5 out of 5, mate.
Anyone been winning at Audra College?
Has anyone been winning
at Cheltenham?
Oh, City of the Favorites
from Real Madrid in a way, you know.
That's interesting.
Very interesting.
No, two horses I back fell. Oh, that's not them.
That's not what we want to wear, is it really?
You're a horse died.
I cast my car into a bridge. I watched I let it burn.
Down the stairs. How do I get over this?
Nice. Great.
No, that's right. That's noise. Oh, send me a link to order the light for the camp. Cheers.
Are you not one? He says wait rather than just say a song though. We'll just crush
on the streaming draw. Yeah, there's a there's a fair few people that go to the races at
when she got little of going home for his wet aspen all went Cal freezes there
GK Barrie's there there's been a fair few four winners in two days that's not bad
my name plays tipping point with two pence's and a rodea called did you
bad off leave a sticker on yeah why yeah
when was I implemented still asking you for our role yeah for now let's find
who's that weirdo with Luke with the Luke selling his chart on him tips
150 quid for telling them we he's a professional one makes people will actually pay for it. You all right
You sure you're all right, oh he's not
Now that light is decent which one to other one of the Scott he's shit. Well mate
Obviously you've used the one that didn't win as he just took
Didn't want to keep that but at least he'd make himself useful bless him
Can you say hi to my brother? Absolutely across to me. Hello there, Colbert. Luke 164.5. There you go. That'll be from him.
I'm not joking. I'm trying to tell you. I didn't know we're not GeoMakers. Recording. I do what I do. Everyone goes against it.
Do you know people lose their sense of humour when they're hungry? Mate, 48% of people lose their sense of humour when they're hungry.
Nice, there you go.
Well, Jackie, shut the curtains or keep it open.
Do you like the way you can see the light of the window?
I'm not sure if I like it. I might shut the curtains.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Can I leave the plastic
You got what right now
Go for a piss chat and then I'll give it and give it and then I'll give it the
That'll show you where, alright?
Back in a minute.
Whoa.
Talking to the phones in my room, I'm working on a house in my area Just tryna make sure it all makes sense I ain't made a money, maybe some day you can take it from me I'm much too late
Thinking about you, in MIA for three nights at the motel, on the street lights in the city hall
Bobby, what you want when you want it, you want it
And you can call me names, call me up
Three nights at the motel
Life in the street lights in the city
Bobby, what you want when you want it, you want it
And you can call me names, call me up
I said ahead, I said ahead, and they did ahead, they were happy you don't stop, they're welcome to the band, man, they can see up to the bigger, to the rhythm of the bigger to me.
Now what you hear is not a chest, I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to get your feet
See, I am one of my guys, like this ain't yellow
I'm to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, to the purple, and yellow
First, I gotta keep paying back, to look into the blue, you say,
I'm to the blue, you take the bank, and you just fuck
You don't stop, you fuck the bill, and I'm in your body, I'm running to your soul
Oh, so far, you've heard my voice,
but I brought two friends along.
And next on the mic is my man, Hank.
Come on, Hank, sing that song.
Check it out. I'm the C-A-N-C-N,
the O-B-A-N, the rest is in the L-Y.
You can see I go by the code,
and the top number makes me beatin' top.
Tell you why. You see, I'm sexy, but boring,
and I'm talking to fun, and I left some P-A-T.
You can see I got more clothes than my arm on R-E,
and I've got some fishes.
I got the body gone, I got two-legged arms,
I
Oh
Right chap, I don't you know this bum Jamie by the way, but no risk right chat
I'm going to read it out first the long number 6 3 3 7 3 2001 7 9 3 5 9 8 8
8146. The last four numbers are as follows. 4, 8, 7 and good luck with the last one. Enjoy.
You've got ten, you've got nine attempts.
Good luck.
Enjoy.
Let me know what you get.
Now I'm joking, it's number two.
Go, go, go.
Number two, number two, number two, go, go, go.
You don't want to treat me
what I got with the first one, are you not?
You have to go to a dean.
Ooh.
Chow, look at these.
Look at these
Darboard there out three shirts trophies. I don't know why we've got both a water in a bag here, but that's pretty sick
We can move them
Like the rug fish tank
and
Then the trainers dog food spike beds for spike that would be fucking unreal
That would be sick. That's cold. That's cold as fuck
Then this is one without the fish that is it on with a sofa. We've got Red Bull fridge here
sofa there that's also pretty sick and then TNT there and then that's the
original another science shirt there
sofa is nice yeah the sofa is nice but when am I ever gonna sit on the sofa I
think that I think that fish tanks on real you know I love the fish tank I
I do think it's pretty sick. The fish tank
You don't look after the fish what you're about
The fish tank goes hard what sees
Chats are the best thing is all about all the rugs actually unreal in it the rug is actually sick
The rug is so cool
Yes, me what do you think about baby? Yes me what do you think about baby? I think baby is fucking unbelievable made from honest
I think it's absolutely fucking credible. I
Think that's absolutely unreal. Let me see what this guy's doing. Just so I can fucking absolutely take you down
It is your final warning mate and as I'm gonna say
Um, yeah cooking these are fucking meant mate. Thank you, bro. Honestly, the fucking unreal
Your room's too small for the fish
I've got a 12 foot fucking teddy bear in the back of me room. I think I can get a fish tank in
How can we room be too small
I think we'll be all right just about just about the window mate yeah the window that's
gonna be fine mate we'll be fine with a window right Riley Tivor 20 Leopard Tivor private
Joe Tivor 20 Lizzie Tivor tier one Jack in Tivor 20 Jade Smith Tivor tier one Smithdog
Tivor 29 Lauren Tivor the gifted you in Tivor 19 GNX as a flat Tivor tier one really Tivor
He must make Molly to the 16 wall does you had 25 make fucking legend?
You have to remove the wardrobes for a fish tank. Oh my fucking God
Why must we remove the wardrobes for a fish tank?
I miss the old self. It's crazy. It's been four days. It's been four days
I won't have to move me fish tank meet me wardrobes. You got Harry, okay, mate
five days sorry. Yeah that's fine I'm sorry but it'll get took down. That's fine.
I'll just speak to someone about it. Hey Broganbow, Chivir19, thank you very much mate.
Right chat, I'm about to end now because we need to record some stuff for the
football series but I will be back on after football alright. I will be back
on after football. So we've got eight o'clock kickoff and then I'm going to
drive back here, go live, we'll play some games later, have some chat, have some
to eat while we're here as well. So it should be fucking unreal chat. I reckon I will you're
probably looking around. I'm going to aim for half nine half nine 10 o'clock we should be all right
okay chat. But yeah we've got some data place we'll be we'll be silent should be fucking
then chat. I will see you all later you absolute fucking legends I hope you all have an amazing
night going do whatever you're about to go and do. I will send you over to Mr Chris Udo.
Go show some love to okay Harry chat. All right. He's an absolute go showing some fucking love
I will see you all tomorrow chat and up. I'll see you all later. Sorry chat
All right, and I will see you all in a bit love you all chat and I see you all soon
I should a bit awkward. He's not actually letting me raid
Do
There we go, right chat. I'll see you all later. Love you all. Have a good one