angryginge13
🔥HOUSE SHOPPING!🔥1 WEEK OFFICIAL!!🔥HORROR X DEJI LATER!🔥DAY 7🔥KING!🔥 CLEAN UP!🔥BRAND NEW!🔥
03-13-2026 · 9h 27m
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One, two, three!
Later, Dolby!
Welcome back!
Welcome back!
We're live, we're poppin', we're ready to go!
Tell you who's been touching that again.
Hello, hello, hello!
Late, why not late?
Oh, hello!
Late, why am I late?
Let me go and check them off.
Why am I late?
Yeah, we are on.
Wait, why am I late?
Why am I late?
What time did that?
Oh, did I say 2PM?
I did actually say 2PM, I remember now,
but do you want to know why I'm late?
Let me explain to you why I'm late.
Let's try the music off of it.
I did say 2, Jack.
Well, I might apologize, but it goes back
to the famous quote.
a wizard can never be late to a spell class.
So anyway, as I was saying, why are we late? We have gaming planned in for 12. I got to the
house at half 12. Right, well we said half 12, whatever. I got out. And then we had a lot of
chatting, etc. stuff like that. A few meetings, few phone calls. And then, Jakey almost refused
letting Chad use his setup, Chad, just to film a video. That makes me sick. That makes me actually
sick chat if I'm honest with you. So that's why, however, I'm happy to take responsibility.
Do you know what? I'd like to say chat. I'd like to apologize. I'd like to apologize.
You're gonna get a fucking real stream again tonight. My fucking apologies. You're very
welcome. Fucking locking chat. Put the seatbelt on. Strap in. Get some food. Because we're
fucking cooking. Speaking of fucking cooking, it's the guy who knows how to cook in a meflab.
It's Taze!
That's the reaction he's going to get at his last show.
I'm joking, I'm going to go back in there.
Are you coming?
It's your last show.
I'm going to try.
Try not to come.
This is the reason I started to do you.
Well, I'm the only one in the group that's going to be giving you the cock.
No, you're not.
It's my passion, all right?
What's your passion?
You use it.
And that's, you shouldn't do it for any other reason.
You should do it because you're passionate about it.
Do you know what I mean?
You shouldn't look at that and go,
I can make money off music,
because if you're lying to yourself,
but if it's out of passion, it's good.
You may not speak.
Speak in music, that's what you're passionate about.
Why?
Speak your truth, speak your mind.
No, you're right.
I know, but I'm waiting for music.
You already have to be fair.
What was that one song?
Bon Jo?
What was it, one of your others?
What's that one called?
Yeah well it's all wrong with the chord. You know it, you know it. Well I see chords now. I like the good one.
Slippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity, sllippity. Sorry.
Listen, your music's in the playlist. It is. So why didn't you do this to me then?
I just find it funny and the chat find it funny. Oh for that.
But listen. If we be honest. Are you going to be there? What? Your last show? Obviously it'll be your last show.
actually no I'm not. Actually I can't stage. Alright have a cup.
You know what it's always these. Well that's right. Now I was starting at Manila Paris.
What's his name? He does do the lyrics. You know what it's always these.
You want to try and enjoy it? Can I? How's it look like?
Obviously I'll be there. I'll be there.
Howdy somewhere. Howdy, is it live streamed?
What? You got live streamed?
No, you should have streamed.
Do you ever reckon live streamed is his last show?
Yeah, anyone on, you know, fucking really bad times at the moment?
Yeah, they're all saying yeah. They are, they're all saying yeah.
Oh there's a few no's, fuck no, yeah, no, no, yeah, pass, yeah, nah, that would be hell.
See they're up for it, they love it.
Are you doing meet and greets this time?
Nah.
Why not?
So it's not, it's not my actual, I'm performing on, I'm a headliner show.
So who's show is it?
Uh, who just headlined it?
It's like a Manchester festival.
So it's a festival. Right, okay. So I might dress as a referee though. Why? I think you do at festivals, isn't it? To dress up as a knot.
I've got a referee up to feel. I'm a referee qualified referee. Just making sure. What I've done yesterday was I've reached the stroke in Amsterdam. That pulled me quite.
Oh, there?
Yeah, in the court.
Oh, oh, yeah.
It's so low, I saw that.
I'm just stretching it out.
Right, so I've come here for a reason.
Yeah, just to come and see you.
And you've come in and you've just tried taking the piss out.
I mean, in front of really 8,000 people.
Well, I like it.
I like it.
So, I apologize, because I shouldn't have done that.
And I have to admit, you know what?
I'd like to say, you can shoot me.
Lady Canada, that's your bullet, Simon.
Don't worry, Chas.
No, I'm not worried.
You alright?
Yeah, I'm alright.
We'll get you for the pistol.
There's nothing in there.
Dinge.
Pick up a better man while I'm shooting you.
Let's go.
Fuck you, Wanda.
Move.
Fuck out.
Whoa!
Oh, God!
Chaser!
There goes the deposit!
You created a war.
Guys!
Guys!
He's brought a fucking lamp!
Have you actually?
Oh, he actually hasn't.
You're fucking very fortunate.
He has.
He has.
What?
He's fucked, Ben.
Yeah, but that's the thing.
No, he's fucked.
These ain't cheat lamps, Chas.
What the fuck?
You created a war you couldn't face to eat your organ.
Let me put the lamp down, let me put the lamp down.
Put it down. I'd like you to talk goodly about my music.
Well yeah, I will do it if you've got a gunsman yet.
Is that a friend of yours?
No.
You heard what he said?
Yeah, alright, you're not doing anyone favours there mate.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
Well he ain't doing me a favour, because he's got a gunsman.
He ain't doing himself a favour.
You can't do it yourself Availa.
I'm doing humanity a favor.
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Finish him!
Please!
Finish him!
Oh!
No!
Oh okay.
I'm going to put you out of your make.
You just watch.
No, I'm gonna shoot!
I'm gonna put you out of your make.
No!
Please!
I'm gonna do it!
I'm gonna do everyone.
Availa.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
What are you gonna do with a body?
Ah!
Ah!
Ohhhhhhh!
Ohhhhhhh!
Unseen!
I've got that!
Enjoyed that!
So what do you want to see me?
Oh, the doctors!
The doctors are going to get a new lamp!
Get a new lamp?
Good afternoon!
That's it, that's it!
What's the time, Jess?
Oh! Oh, for the delivery!
He's got me on the ball.
It was a life of death situation.
It was a life of death situation to be fair.
Now you are right, we can just look at that back here.
Jam jam. Who jam jam?
You're a bunch of fat.
What's going on here, chap?
A fucking chance here.
Get some dubbing using the chat.
Get some dubbing using the chat.
Just get the fucking vibe up a little bit.
Let's see how people are feeling.
Get some fucking...
Get the vibe up.
get some fucking get the vibe
get some music
get some music
camera can't breathe
break things that's very true
he did break it up
Kirk
come on Jay Kirk
I'm a five quarter boy
thank you very much Kirk I appreciate the five mate
you're a fucking legend
thank you very very much man I appreciate it
I'm not honestly thanking you
you're a fucking girl go on a bike
Ah, that's it.
Okay, he's hurt me in a roundabout.
Hey, five big booms!
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
Go on Kirk, thank you very much mate.
Hey, right, for every gifted brother.
Amy, go on Amy with a five!
Amy with a five, where the five?
Amy with a five!
Go on Amy, thank you very much, Bob.
It's a lean dog you doing it mate?
Right then, who the fuck came and cracked off?
I was getting slapped like that Phil.
What's going on there?
The jaky believed it?
Yeah, so what?
Basically, for context, before I went live,
this is obviously the stuff from the nerve battle yesterday.
Tazie's put it out of the bag,
put it on jaky's bed, it said Chaz has done it.
on it. So to be fair, his desk, I've not done anything to his desk. So he has just
had to kind of monster that man. He has, yeah. And he's like chewed things up all over
his desk. He left his PC on. He's chewed some other shit left it there. But then I just
threw all this in the bed and he's left the top on his bed. Anyway, I went round, I faced
time jaker, shown him it, and he's just sexed as a group shop. And he's poor. Fuck you,
charge you grim little fat no bed left my desk a fucking state after letting you use
it genuinely you just straight disrespectful if you actually had respect for me as a
mate you won't do things like that
genuinely sure though
yeah that's an album
I've got it here on this album
now we move it
I think you want it
yeah I'll just tap it off
where's your
move it here you say
I actually can't believe it
you actually said that word to words
Where's the other one?
That's bad, that. That's a shot of shoes from Jake, that.
He's fucking, he's nibbled.
What are you doing here?
Making you phone.
Hello?
Still ringing.
Sorry, are you got the wrong number mate?
I am. I'm just filming you already.
You've got a wrong number.
What's that?
Oh, I've already got the wrong me and Pirate Squad numbers.
You're already in Pirate now, he's off to his phone mate.
Hello?
Hello! Hello!
That's weird! That's weird!
That's so weird!
That's so weird!
That's weird!
Oh, that's mine.
Got no service.
No service?
Yeah.
To be fair, he didn't change my room.
He said my desk.
He said, do you put my desk up?
Yeah, I was stuck out there.
No, no, no. All that was genuinely still there.
I don't believe you.
Don't clean up, don't clean up.
Don't clean up the actual, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He actually really is a asshole shirt, aren't he?
Yeah, he's really just,
why is he looking at his asshole shirt off in Jakey Root?
Pop on my chest.
No.
Bit weird.
He's chewing all the shit up on his left on his chest.
No.
He's fucked, you know.
No, no, no, no.
He feels it, it's just...
Hey, shall we go up now?
Chewed up.
I was going to be so afraid to chat with those who's that there, so we go up and say, oh
am I going to be seeing what Jake's going to be doing?
Yes, say we went in Jake's room on stream and Jake just said you've fucked the whole
shit up.
Yeah.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm going to take you home.
I'm going to go on Sunday I think, chat Sunday.
I think we'll be all the way through.
I think we'll be all the way through here.
Here we are.
Wait, wait, wait. Get a gun. Just in case.
Just in case what?
Just in case you're out of the van.
Did you know that?
You know what I'm saying?
I've been hunting them.
I'm sorry for all of this.
If we really look.
Yeah.
Oh, you're fucking dumb.
Just going to some towns.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Heave, heave!
Reach in three!
One.
Two.
Three.
HELLO, GO AHEAL!
HELLO, GO AHEAL!
HELLO, GO AHEAL!
HELLO!
HELLO, Goal!
HELLO, GO AHEAL!
GO DUDE, HEASER LINS!
OK, OK, OK!
We'll give you a full start.
Here's your win, Phil, take that, Joe!
What?
Here's one was out.
How about a minute, guys?
Don't reach for anything,
but reach for anything.
Put yourself in a box, come on.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
So we're shooting you?
No, I'm not.
And in real life...
Instant...
Oh, that's not on that, that's not on that.
More on that, more on that.
And the bomb.
Ah, Jess.
GK is living here.
By the way, he's a very great GK speaker.
Who gives a fuck?
We went to GK during my stream, and he's seen it,
and he sent some of my messages in the chat, really.
Who's ours?
Really?
Take it, all right?
I thought you got a smoke treat.
What?
He called me.
What did he say?
Nothing, he was just like, he was fine.
Can we not shoot me anymore?
Because I don't feel very well,
and I'm just trying to enjoy my pleasure of shooting.
It's nothing again.
Can we not shoot you please?
All right, we'll shoot you.
You've been a shoot.
I'm not going to shoot you.
I'll put the gun down.
I'll put the gun down.
I'll put the gun in that chest.
You've been a shoot.
There you go.
Put the gun in your bag.
Where is that?
You've been going to shoot me.
Where is that?
There's your gun.
Where's that one?
Nah, he's going to have a bad wall.
I'll put the ball down, I'll put the ball down.
One for the test.
What do you think about it?
He's banged!
What a block.
That's the thing, isn't it?
That's the thing, isn't it, sometimes?
What are we...
Sometimes when it's easy, I'll tell you.
It's your resume.
Yeah, you do.
I need to beat this shit.
I'm out again?
We just want to talk.
You're not in here?
Oh, he's not in here?
What the fuck?
Nothing.
You didn't always have to win this way Morgan.
You didn't always have to win this way.
I'll tell you everything!
I want to know one thing, it's chiponi from the top!
Fuck that.
Alright.
They give us attention.
They don't give us attention.
Can we see him puzzle?
Oh.
How do you know if you've got a chiponi?
Oh.
Do you have a short one now?
No, elbows.
I don't feel it here at all.
I don't touch buttons.
You should stick in my butt!
Ah!
Did you make it?
Are you ready?
I'm ready, good to see you.
Are you coming on up?
Yeah, I'm in the middle.
What's up, Chas?
I've moved from Luke's side to Richard's, so I'm not very relevant.
You fucking drunk him up!
What the hell is going on?
Fuck sake!
I put him in some bottle and he's not a fucking drinker.
That's all right, please. He's got his pocket on open.
No, that's fine.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's all right.
He's got his pocket on open.
He's got his pocket on open.
He's got his pocket on open.
So I'll get you some, I'll get you some, like, I'll go out and I'll get you some.
Thank you.
How many do you want, Chas?
20.
20, no problem, mate.
Are you going to get any more?
No.
You fucking grass.
What are you going to do?
Which is it?
No, it's orange.
What?
Church.
Wonder.
AHHHHH!
F**K!
What's he doing?
Why don't you walk yourself in your room, you weirdo?
I'm falling off a two-chair.
You what?
I'm falling off a two-chair.
Oh, he's already in his house.
He's already in his house.
I don't think I've been here ever.
Ow!
Stop!
He's so white, it doesn't feel so good.
What's shooting people?
Yeah, because this one actually would kill people.
Stop trying to remember me before!
Oh, I made a bit of a cringey mulligan.
What's your future?
Because I'm waiting for my science experiments to come.
Yeah.
Until then, I don't really have anything to do.
What time are they coming?
It says they can come...
So I've got all my experiments done.
But my laboratory outfit doesn't come
You don't have the time to do it?
Yeah, it's coming between 4 and 10
Right
So it can be any time for it
I don't think we should do it without the outfit, do you?
No, I think we should leave it
Yeah, but that ain't going to come to track me, was it?
You what?
It's better if you come check it with us, I was about to give you some
What do you mean?
No, it's not like I have to wait in to do it
To get the thing
I'm saying do a...
No, wait for the outfit
One minute, I'm saying
You do
Yeah, I don't know if it's on.
So you should go live now, right?
I go live now, yeah?
Yeah, but when does this video go out, you say it's on?
It's not, it's a stream, not a video.
Oh, right, so why is he vlogging?
Oh, yeah, you go live now.
Yeah, hey, what's up, Mr. Samson?
Samson, what?
S26 Ultra, sorry, actually I'm live right now
on your unjust.
Really?
I'm an unjust live.
You don't know what an unjust tax.
Injust tax.
Who's unjust as you used last night
when you're making a cup of them?
Yours.
Exactly.
So how many times has someone called you a nonce
and that mustached him?
I put it up when he caught a poem he's throwing.
I know, I can't think of it.
Everyone's loving it.
Really?
I put up a poem.
If he flied his hair and put it to the side
and the mustached grew a bit more,
it'd be certain someone.
Ned Flandre?
Ned.
Yeah, Ned's land is the whole house.
He looks like the guy from Chuckle Brothers.
Yeah.
Oh my God, stop.
Oh my God, to eat to you.
Yeah
He's right
You'll go back
We'll go out you're the boss that I don't go for it. I said you fucking you don't give these up for no fucking reason
You need a boy as well. No, no, I say
Oh my god, I say that yeah, that's actually quite bad bad that but I actually take Jackie because I was like
He's taking the box so it's like the rails bitten you so he stopped
and that's after he stopped.
What else did he put in his jacket?
What else did he put in?
No he didn't.
No he should have.
No, because look, we watered up.
I'm not logged under my water.
You texted me on WhatsApp before?
No, because it says log back in.
I don't think he does say that.
See the numbers on the head over there.
Oh, I need a shaky point.
No, but catch the next one.
Oh, I heard about that.
You've actually got one?
I actually used one all the time.
I love to get a master of the fillet.
This one is a big boy one.
100 quid this.
I've got that on, yeah?
That's over a 360 blade.
Can you use anywhere on your body other than your head?
100 quid.
Body kit, body kit, 20 length strands,
20 minutes, 120 minutes of run time.
Absolutely fantastic fillet bomb blade.
And that's unpaid.
What's up mate?
You said it was on me.
36.
86. Oh, I'm gone.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, look at you.
You can't see that.
Ooh.
So what's?
Ooh, it's been a tough month.
It's been a tough month.
I'm on 46.
Yes!
Yeah, I know, right?
Woo!
Well, let me take my shoes off, OK?
Are we all carbon?
Aye.
Ooh.
I hope you're up before I leave, because...
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
This is Sam's foot.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Put it on fucking silence
Uh, stream together
Say it's your life mate
What?
It's your life
Bro, I'll get out of the way of you
Bro, okay
Hide the veins
Send him in by
I said give him in by me, you know
It's time
It's over
Couple of hours
Put your hands on that, you said you put your tube on
Couple of hours
Really?
Yeah
I've got the dentist around at 9pm and I'm crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it'd be fucking awesome to play around with my mouse bleeding, so we can't be having
that.
So, could a good dentist.
Right, give me that.
The moustache is now in there, two and a half.
What do you think?
You know what?
Let me focus.
You like it?
Yeah.
Watch it.
Give me a finger.
Watch it.
Give me a finger.
It's not so hot in here.
What do you want?
Go on mate, that's the way.
That's what you invite.
Mate.
Can we come in?
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
What the fuck do you think I'm doing?
Oh mate.
Chazza.
Left that in here.
You're going to take a look and say it's in here.
I don't even really mind fucking you.
Why fucking move?
Fucking keep it coming down like that.
Get the hell out of my room.
Do you mind waiting five minutes while I shave my face
until it's one blade?
Hold on a while.
I don't know how to do that.
I said you an invite
It's not difficult when you actually fucking know what you're doing
You've not met nor has he had to take it now mate
No?
Sorry
No go on
You had to do it in the bathroom
No
No turn
No
What?
What?
I'm doing the family
I'll do it for you, I'll do it for you, of course.
Come on in.
No, no, no, you can do it in here.
No, the technology sucks it up.
It sucks you up this one?
No, it doesn't.
It does?
And if it doesn't, I'll clean it up.
No, you won't, because you still need to gift it to you.
What did you do this morning?
This morning.
I was cleaning up.
I'll do it.
Do you want to look at this fucking one?
You actually suck it up, aren't you?
Yeah, it's a sucker.
It's a sucker, no, it's for over.
No, it does go.
There you go, that's better than I thought.
That's really good.
That's really good.
I can be with you, I'll give you some subs, very well for me.
Let's see.
He's having some?
Yeah.
Josh, can I give you a prime?
Mm-mm.
Oh!
And we'll catch up, so we'll be fentanyl with a five,
captain!
Go on, fentanyl, eight and five, give it a zero one.
Tiny, five, give it a five, give it a five,
give it a five, give it a five, give it a four, I like it.
I'm crazy.
I'll give you a five, give it a five,
Cory, can I give you a zero one,
so we'll have five, give you a fentanyl.
Hey, send the link to his water sap, it's where he's peaking.
Alright, let me get a better angle.
What's here is that?
What's here is that?
Ah! Don't you come near my fucking mosque, don't you fuck!
See, these are great, you know, but I prefer real razor.
I don't know
So you got someone who should be playing around in your face or something like that?
Hmm?
You know what, if you want to get a wee closer up there.
Is it a spot?
You should be playing around, Tom.
Is it a big one?
Oh, Herbert tried to spot it out of his mind, but I said no.
It's got the hair on it, so it's probably...
I was scared.
Do you know the best thing that he has?
Screw it. Do you want me to pop it?
Yeah, go on.
Does anyone want some logic?
Lock the bag.
Eeeeee!
It's a sore one.
It's not ready yet.
That's quite straight in my direction.
Yeah. Go on.
Is it? Is that?
Yeah.
Hello.
You do?
Yeah.
Do you need any post-war fucking?
No, can you run your Samsung and XS at least?
Yeah, just like that.
I'll do this, I'll use XS at least.
Alright, I'll just share them.
Right, bring them to us, Brian.
Bang!
Sorry.
No, I ain't fucking doing that.
No, go on, hold it there, yeah.
Hold it there, yeah.
Hold it there, yeah, come on.
Fucking tabby nice, you've been a fucking whore.
I was like, look, he's fucking suck it up.
He does?
Right, I'll just show it to him for I'm not, so...
What are you doing?
Shaving me face.
What in here?
What?
What in here?
No, do you want any?
He's fucking not, get out!
He sucks it out!
I was like, oh, I see a low one.
Oh, I think he's taking a shit.
He's a low one, mate.
Oh, that's alright.
I see each other there.
That's too far.
That's so too far.
Alright, are we ready to go?
Yeah, I'm going to share a level 23 high train.
Shit, it's going to end! No!
No, it's going to end! He's going to save it!
Oh, so close!
Kettle up, Brian!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
It's going to go in just 20 seconds, 10 seconds!
There, 9, 8, oh, no!
No!
What's the clock?
No!
No!
What a lot of high trains, aren't they?
We failed at a level 3.
We're fucking washed. I thought you were known for this type of stuff. What the hell?
Can you make it right, Chas? Yeah.
What do we do? What do we do? We're fucking washed.
We're washed. Oh, we did it!
No, we fucked it. We fucked it.
You're taking me straight with this. You can see the chap.
Go on, Monday. Thank you for the Twitch primes. Thank you, Monday, for the primer. Got a lot of love and admiration for that.
There we go, right let's back off. Somebody play me a challenge.
I think Toast's job is to drop off the awful towel.
I've managed to get it to the edge.
I've got fucking seven out of here.
Thank you mate.
No worries.
It's been actually a long time since we've done it.
What?
I was actually done for that.
Has it looked like you've been done for a team since you've done this to yourself?
You promise?
Because no one's there to root for cream.
I promise you he's not.
He's drunk out of it.
Alright.
Thanks mate.
No worries mate.
See you in a bit.
How are you doing?
Just shopping.
I'm in here mate.
It's hard, you want that one?
Yeah, it's your turn now.
It's still light.
Oh, wait!
Can we wait?
You're fine now.
What's wrong?
It still says 4 to 10.
It will do.
It would be a significant time.
That could be like nine.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's clear, right?
If someone else is here, they can bring it on to me.
No, it's not that.
Dump, dump!
Be careful, mate.
I don't believe you don't want to start that way.
Yeah?
You can suck me, so.
If you sit here or not, no matter what, as soon as it comes, it's going to be like,
As soon as it comes, he can ring it and we can speed up like he can get it over back.
No, but my thought process is, right, if it comes late, I'm not streamed.
Streamed now then? Do you want to say you can do 20 minutes?
I'll wait and I'll do that.
Why do you do 20 minutes?
Yeah, I wanted to do a dedicated stream to that, do you know what I mean?
Dedicated stream to what?
Sorry, what about my master?
To my science experiments.
Yeah, but if it comes, you can still do that.
Are we sure to let him do a fucking science experiment or what?
No, he's in the garden.
You do it in the garden, you all do.
No, you all do it in the kitchen.
He's not in the kitchen.
He's not my bestie.
Well, what is it? I'm sorry.
I'm pushing him.
You're right, I'm a bit out of molly stand here.
I actually want to stand here.
You're playing for anything?
It's like tables to turn on.
Some explosions.
Oh, take a turn and put a light on today.
Take one for me.
No, I'm making my own light.
Look, I'm making a current of electricity.
Ta-da!
Well, don't turn.
I don't know, I'm making a current of electricity.
That's great. I'm doing some explosion in the room.
You don't hear that in the kitchen.
What?
What?
Serious?
You don't hear that in the kitchen?
You're not doing the explosion in the kitchen.
I am not my wife.
No, I'm not in the house.
I'm not in the house.
What's the matter?
It's...
...our house.
You are?
I'm in the house.
Shave that shit off your face, bro. It's pissing me off.
You muster up, Joe.
Oh, what?
You muster an egg.
Let's get going, come on.
Shit, let me stream though, let me start streaming.
It's like 20 minutes to go, stop shaving his face, come start streaming, thanks.
I'm here to move you, Jack.
Of course, yeah.
What's up?
Fucking hell.
Dude.
Let's host the fucking town here.
Can I just go to the bathroom?
Hey, don't you invent yourself one of these water bottles?
I'm not.
I need water bottles, yeah?
Are they nice?
A wallet, they're amazing.
Is that a hashtag I have there?
Nah.
Ah, fucker.
I don't know.
Nah.
I fuck her.
No, I should fuck her, man.
All the, all the...
What is he doing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll give you a little hot water and chat with no one.
Fuck.
I told you, Spareman is still here over here.
You don't fuck him like that.
I ain't no one, though.
You don't fuck that dude, do you?
I don't know.
Mate, any drinks in here?
Fuck you now.
Nah, we've got some drink.
We need some more sorbs in here.
We need some more sorbs in here.
We need some of those subs over here.
Two and one is for Pram. Two and one is for Pram.
It's quite a lot of them.
Well, as soon as I say that, I think it's zero-one.
No, it's fine.
You've got two subs.
What about that, sorry?
You've got two subs. It's Bacon and Lee.
Bacon, if I had a prayer that's ready to see all the trade-free,
we're about in Leach. You've got a brand new prayer.
Man, what can you do, brother?
Jinz, where do you see yourself in four years?
It's a great question.
Hopefully, not now.
Right.
And my answer's the same.
Yeah.
Hopefully, it changed, doesn't it?
Why was you feeling this way? I wasn't feeling this way.
Imagine telling Jack you're a crook.
We had to film gaming.
It was a disaster because I don't even know if I wanted to say it, to be honest.
I've already said it.
Jacky refused to let Chaddie use his PC.
But, Jacky came on and did that and I learned he was a son.
Ah, sure did, Jacky.
You got five kids from Fendinal?
Who?
Fendinal.
I got him.
M.I.K. said that.
Go on and my cake, Chalice, a f*** up.
So be fancy though, thank you very much mate, I appreciate it, five.
Have it.
Have it.
Thank you very much, fancy though, go on and my cake, thank you very much mate.
Four, three, four and a 28 mate.
Hey Roes, five and a 20, one six, well done, man.
F*** your dad!
No, no, no, no, no, no, you got to f*** it, f*** it, f*** it, f*** it, f*** it, f*** it, we're the f***.
Oh you got to join them, it's pretty good.
I don't do that.
What?
You got a lot of shoes.
She's not getting five, she's not on the right team, getting five shots, come on.
Come on.
Kenny, one AG!
One AG, Kenny, I reckon 23.
God, Kenny, three for five.
Nah.
Oh, a lot of wrinkles actually.
Got a man in the image, yeah.
Go on, Kenny, thank you.
Just 27.
We got back, we got back, we got back!
Oh God!
Fuck the boy! Everybody's got me!
Fuck the fucking boy!
Thank you very much, that's got me!
Cut the kiddie, thank you bro!
Oh, oh, oh! J.J.
Fuck the boy!
Go on, J.J.
I'm trying to stop! Go on, J.J.
J.J.
J.J.
Go on, J.J.
Hey, hey, hey!
J-J-J-J-J-J on, J-J-J-J-J-J on.
Givin' giftin' the...
Oh, Abbie, what a f-!
J-J-J-J-J-J on the left!
It's goin' off!
It's goin' off!
Abbie, you're gonna need to move out of the fucking collet in there.
Sey, come on!
Sey, come on!
Abbie, buy me a gift to go on, Abbie.
I'll tell you what.
I can show you the car stuff, you know?
I'll go make you a date.
This shoe...
This shoe's chat or car.
Abbie, buy me a gift to go on, Abbie.
Oh, stop.
I'm not sure about that.
This is the fucking Banga Chat.
Hang on a minute, I'm gonna close the garage.
Here we have the AMG GLE 53.
She's a right dirty bitch.
She does need a bit of a wash, I can't lie.
What?
Let me drive up there.
Absolutely not.
Go on.
Absolutely not.
Two seconds, I'm driving.
please go on please please just like reverse please no there's a backseat of
course I mean look at this you got in here yesterday Chazza cooking course it
was kinship tip are we there absolutely fucking gorgeous the boot
Can you go to the food before you show it?
Got me crocs in here, try pots, that's it pretty much.
Got me crocs in here for whatever needs to be.
Try pots, it's a big boot.
Get out of the car, you fucking imbecile.
Get out of the car.
Can you take a photo of me on that at least?
Can we send some?
Thanks man.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
It's fucking guy.
I haven't seen you there, it's hard not working, it's fucking amazing, it feels well worth
it mate.
No problem mate, there you go, thank you so much for no problemo, so yeah it's absolutely
fantastic, let's turn it on and hear the baby roar, alright.
If it turns off.
It's our club.
What was the name? What was the name?
What was the name?
What was the name? No.
Well the one you were cracking two days ago last night.
No, the car's name.
Bianca anyway.
This is Bianca in comfort mode.
He's been anchoring sport mode
And he's been anchoring sport plus
Can I have a go?
No you can't
Why?
Get in
Want a machine?
Can I reverse it?
No you can't
You're not insuring it
I asked the reversers
No you can't
It's all hoarse
Let's go
Get in the car, budge.
It's worth bringing the mics.
Can we run up and get them?
Do you want to keep the camera?
Is Bebe coming?
Yeah, obviously.
Where's Bebe come?
Grab this.
Bebe, Bebe!
I'll just run and keep it all on.
I'm really conscious about, er, thinking about it.
Go, go, go, go.
We'll have to go straight under the wall.
What the door, what the door?
What the door?
What the door?
What the door?
Seatbelt's on, man. Seatbelt's on.
We're gonna hit this baby roar!
I do what I do.
Where's he going?
What do you like? It's like a fucking...
Jesus Christ!
Key not detected!
Ah, he's took it.
He's took it.
Shit!
But now it's hot wire it, go.
Go, quick.
Go.
Go. Go. Hot wire it.
The key's connected.
Go, hot wire it.
The key's two seconds, but that would just reverse it.
How do you restart the key on?
It's...
Yeah!
Oi!
Get up, make it quick!
Make it quick with that.
Let me, make it quick.
Let me make it roar.
That's it.
Roar!
Put it on the brake.
Put it on the brake.
Put it on the brake?
No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, three, four.
There's always a big fucking interstellar.
Three, four.
Unlock it.
Where's unlock?
Thank you.
I wasn't good at everything.
I just wanted to hear roar.
I had a fucking comeback in enemy cars in the wall.
There's no way I could.
You do know what God's driving, right?
Got to put one now.
You know, is that a hiker?
No, it's fucking, I've got sensors scammed.
It's fucking, what would have a hiker?
No, it's a hiker.
It might be you know, how's it like?
All right, all the fucking things always me pull up a little be no pull it up be no
She belts on or be no you're nipping there's a light on the
Actually
I was one minute chat we're just currently getting out of the prop so
Oh you've been it like wrapped into yours?
Oh two's I'm probably on your ass right now
Shut the fuck up baby!
What the fuck is going on there?
Just fucking stinks the sex in like this car
Does it?
It's the car that I've been shotguns with
Who was it last night?
Who's the lucky person?
I can't even be arsed
Oh man just fraud
So that's the music now
What's the music now on?
Oh I could have brought my keys, could you have a fub on it?
Yeah, no I've got a fub on it as well, it's just uh...
Oh man.
But the wifi's very, very, very not good.
Yeah, the wifi's not good, eh?
Even the signal's fucking appalling.
Fucks... fucks sake.
There we go.
Alright, let's put some fucking music on.
Where's my fucking science shit, bro?
I'll be fine if I... look, there's some in the kitchen table.
Yeah, I know, but I want my outfit, I've got a science outfit.
I'm trying to learn some shit, what the heck?
Where is...
Same place, perfect.
Reverse!
Let's go.
What's a Sigma?
What do I do?
You got a sub from Leonard?
He's locking in here after you reverse, he's locking in.
What car is this? It's a Samsung Galaxy S Ultra car.
WW gift.
There we go.
That's a nice car in front of us. It's a very nice car that your car takes
That's our lovely we'll try to use my car. All right
There's your car. It is. I think it is. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah
Judge judge judge
We didn't give out the fucking fucking hell would you do that man? I've got one place like
I'm doing 30, I'm doing fucking 100 and I'm fucking the 40.
He's 30.
He's literally 30.
Please get a car back on.
There we go.
I can't, mate.
I've got my license fully insured.
Yeah, I'm sure he's driving a car.
That's good, but you ain't driving my car.
Why?
It's our car.
And it's ours?
It's definitely not ours.
It is.
What's mine is yours.
No, what's yours is mine.
What's mine is mine, mate.
We've got a prenup for a reason.
What's a prenup, man?
We don't get things.
Yeah, so basically if we were to get married, we'd sign a prenup, so then if one of us died, we'd go to the door.
You lost a bit of fucking hair on my neck.
No, I fucking shaved it yourself.
You should've used the proper razor.
In it, did you, to say?
No, in it you should've shaved it yourself.
The first one plays perfect.
I don't know what I pull, I use Samsung.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of a contraption.
What?
What am I doing in the back there, Chas?
Why?
Bebe, how you doing mate?
I'm just gonna bring myself
Well he's bebe, he's talking to me
Why don't you have a beer with Chez mate?
Aye, aye, don't start calling me Chez mate
I mean, can I just shout nice?
OHH OHH OHH OHH OHH
I'm gonna stop it
There!
I mean, can I get people off Coronation Street, mate?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that? Why?
Why you don't...
What the fuck?
Why you touching my front?
Why?
Why you messing around with my kitchen?
Why is there no music on again?
Why?
Three kids in the back?
Yeah, but...
They could help us.
We're all one happy family.
Yeah, we could say that.
Mate, where we going, mate?
We're going to the retail pack.
We're getting the presents, inch.
Well, yeah, you're present... Well, my present from the other day, by the way.
Oh, shit, yeah.
Oh, it's my present from the other day.
I get it, you know.
Oh, shit.
I get it, you know.
But there's no point getting some of my present when they're there.
You know what I mean?
No, there is.
There is?
Yeah, I do.
You know what I mean, right?
Yeah.
While we're out.
Yep.
Ooh.
I just need a bit of thinking for...
You fucking have some time to think there's no rush here, mate.
There's what I always say to you.
Thank before you speak and you'll be so good at words.
What do you taste?
Tell Jen's the word you've done, don't they?
I'm about it, yeah.
Tell them the word you've done.
I can pick anything to go in your room.
You can pick anything to go in mine.
Well, well.
We don't have to be nasty, we can be nice.
Am I not involved in this, I do.
I'll agree to that.
There's nothing to do with any rivals from Manchester United.
Alright.
Just feels like I'm being laughed at by you, actually.
No, because your room's already so good being there.
You've got a little desk.
You've necessarily said half an hour ago that the desk actually looks better, no?
Actually, do you like your desk?
It's sick, mate.
It's very unprepared.
If I could like change my fucking desk, I'd probably like change yours.
It won't make sense because you've knocked our corner there, so you can't do that, you know what I mean?
Isn't it?
Yeah, I'm just going to get you shit, bro.
Yeah, I don't know.
The music's not that loud, it's like a boom, mate.
Oh, I'll play some T's.
I'll have to play some T's, mate.
You're going to sing the old song?
Hell! Pull up, pull up!
That's not worth facing, that's not worth it!
Look at him up, look at him up!
Police on him, crying over you!
Hey Gemini, hey sir!
Gemini! Hey sir!
GEMINI!
Play crying over you, my Taze MCR!
Hey Gemini, play crying over you by MCR Taze.
See?
What do you...
Because he's here with a fucking foreign accent.
Oh, is that right?
Hey Siri, play Crying Over You.
Hey Gemini, play Crying Over You.
Can you shut up?
Sorry, something's wrong.
Siri can't play Crying Over You.
Hey, I can't do anything until I pull over and I have to go on my phone to put it on.
You've put it on?
What?
Do you have to trust me to do that?
You took a fine from me.
Hey Gemini!
what? Come driving, I can't touch it before.
Can't touch a button, can't touch a button.
Can't touch a button. Can't reach over.
There's Spotify DJ.
It's in the middle.
It's not in the middle.
It is.
It's probably on your right.
So that's just.
So you can actually touch the touch screen on your dashboard.
Yeah, normal. Wear this mate.
Thank you but it's because I need the app open.
Ah.
I don't know where I'm going there.
Wait till Tears, it should have been.
To do what?
Yeah shout yeah, you got a similar accent but shout hey.
Alright.
Hey Sierra.
Playing Crying Over You by Tears.
on Spotify all right hey sirer play crying over you by tees on Spotify
thanks Germany crying over you by Tasey thank you Germany there we go thank
you very much Gemini thank you Gemini Gemini Gemini not Gemini
I just do what I should do now.
Yeah.
I'm gonna listen to your one now.
I'm gonna listen to your one now.
Yeah.
Can I have one of those songs on?
I drive in the wall, check.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Go on then.
Go on.
Which one?
How do you like it?
Yeah, don't.
Honestly, I couldn't be the way you smile, remind me of another day
It's not your job, so I'm just gonna hold you under me
I don't want to be with her, I just want to spend my time with you
I don't want to meet you, I just want to know these things seem true
Tell me if you love you too
Better than I used to do
Why am I still crying over you?
Over you?
Over you
What's ETH engine?
ETH
Eight minutes
Our friend
The RFU beat out
Yeah that's fucking perfect
Now I got some songs for the past few years
Soon
I've been…
Sinking down here in Bacchamely
There's been taking person back here in Bacchamely
What's in your closet?
The chances just put in, um, we're on the Wifi, the whole house is down.
What the fuck off?!
That's piss me off, that.
Oh, we've got a fucking backpack!
Come on!
Oh, it's not good for you though, is it?
Shit.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, we didn't bring a spare battery for the battle pack.
We should be alright, you can't.
We'll try more of that.
The dream form should be still there.
Oh yeah, that'll be alright.
Oh, but listen, next week I'll have a battle pack.
You will indeed, yeah.
Fuck.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You're the one that I love
I've been sent to die thinking about you baby
Time to suffer, to suffer, to play with me
And I can't do it, I can't sleep
I can't do it without you baby
I'm gonna be fucking sick, I'm gonna be chill, I'm gonna be chill
Oh, we know that one, man, we know that one!
Baby's friend, baby harder
Make me lose my heart, bruh
Make me wanna
Make me swear
Make me harder
Make me lose my breath
Make me wanna
Not my lead
I like this one
I like this one, baby girl
Turn that back into love
Jesus, baby, we put a Jamaican somewhere
Yep, for me and John
I've got a guy that I don't like.
What?
You're a wimp.
What was that sound though, eh?
It's alright.
This is my cup of tea.
That's Sean Kingston.
I guess.
DJ, what's your name?
Right now, we'll flashback to you in 2024.
Sean Mendes first.
I don't know if I won, there's no behind you
I hate all that I hate to you
That's the chorus
That's love, that's love
Enjoy your time Vanessa, please
Oh my God
If you can't tell me what I tell the ones say
Me nag or get away, never
Never get away
You know what I'm saying?
Dedicated to the man of the world
Be it me or I know Adam and
One man
Two more pung-pung-pung-yay
One man
Two more pung-pung-yay
One man
Two more pung-pung-pung-yay
One man
Two more pung-pung-pung-yay
One man
One man must care
Where a bit of flange on his head
Why are you saying that?
Me dey go me dey tell
Never take my money, I'm perfect myself
No boy can laugh off of my wife and
Them things that make you better pussy
This is it!
Make I a poor boy, they'll
Ha ha ha ha ha
Make a friend if you money
Ha ha ha ha ha
Make a friend if you money
No real sex, I'm calling you
Bound in a fucking thing
That pussy I'll dedicate it to
The man in the low
We live with me, no one, no other
I'm honey
I'm honey!
To the boom boy, yeah!
I see what I'm lost I guess not baby
I see what I'm lost I am old I'm your boy
No they buy ya
Chata. Chata's fun when pegging.
What does that mean?
No pegging. F*** you put it on.
That's not good Chata's fun man.
Put it on.
Shut up tennis.
Peggy goo.
No not pegging goo the old pegging.
Chil's memory like you're not gonna forget.
Yeah well damn sugar.
nah.
Zagazang
Nice one baby.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I forgot to turn it off, that's all.
No, why are you there? Why are you there? Don't go anywhere!
Don't go anywhere!
I'm not going anywhere!
Don't go anywhere!
I'm not going anywhere!
Don't go anywhere!
No it's...
Don't go anywhere!
I'm gonna need your edge!
Why you coming fast?
I'm so sorry!
I'm gonna need your edge!
You're coming fast!
You're next with police!
Police!
What?
You fucking stood in the car parking spot?
Put that away!
I'm gonna need your broken phones!
Alright, can we put facts off?
Right, can we put the mics on?
We'll see what it's like first.
If you want the mics on, we'll put the mics on.
For now.
There is some more girl in.
What do you want me to get them here?
I'm going to get you some shopping for the house.
Oh yeah?
I'll get you some.
I'll get you some.
I can get any kind of pressure you need to pay.
I'll just let you all go fuck me shopping.
What's GPD Army?
That's the Caronite.
That's one of the best needles you've ever seen.
You know? Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
We need some more men in here.
I really should have.
We need to get them through trolleys.
We need baskets.
They do baskets, eh?
They're baskets, eh?
Yeah, I got a basket.
Too many of them. Yeah, too many of them.
Too many of them.
Yeah, too many of them.
Have you run up on the Karanatis Act now?
Myself?
Yeah, I'm fully aware of it now.
Okay.
That's what it was. It was a load of shit.
It could be you.
It might be you.
It might be you.
So where you got the feeling of the crazy?
There we go.
Yeah, put the twin legs, eat it, like a cream egg.
Check out the challenge.
Very good.
There we go, perfect.
Paddy, we're in Leo's shop.
Yes.
What's that?
I found you.
Ooh.
I'm just going to say I've been here.
Shortcakes, fruit shortcakes.
You've got some fruit shortcakes.
Yeah, I need some fruit shortcakes.
The best biscuit.
Does anyone in the chat know what a fruit shortcake is?
I don't think so.
If you didn't know what a leaf biscuit is,
I could digest those are the best ones
Lemon and black pepper
Lemon is that a thing?
That's good
Look to my camera
I'll just have some more
Oh yeah
When it's too fast you've still got love
What's up?
I just
We have our brews at night
I'm gonna have a brew then
If you don't know about these biscuits
skits please fuck you up.
Dip him in your brook, make a brook, dip him in, eat it, all night long.
You know when you come fast to your ground in half, who's passing away? That's the type of basket to give you.
I actually got my nanos to get me so.
She's alive though.
My nanos to get me so.
Why are you flexing on it?
He says he nanodised every week and on and on.
He's not going like this.
On and away.
Great silver.
She's not, she has.
She's here. Oh, she's not?
She's being in the bag as well.
Are you here?
No, I don't do it here.
What's that?
I don't know what it is.
It tastes right.
They're not.
It's not this off the shelf.
I'll take a bite of them and then I'll...
Can I charge my F1 Kit Kat?
What do you mean?
The F1 Kit Kat, well...
What, did you like the F1 Kit Kats?
Oh no wonder, Kit Kats don't care about that.
Well you didn't break that as well.
I haven't break Kit Kats yet.
And you broke the F1 car?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It was better than me, I'm sorry.
It's alright.
If I really need more chocolate, because I'm not bought off a chocoholic, yeah you are.
Well I'm not going to get anything, because Sam is doing it for you.
Oh look up to Goddams!
Oh look up to Goddams!
Oh look up to Goddams!
Oh look up to Goddams!
Oh look up to Goddams!
Oh look up to Goddams!
Oh look up to Goddams!
Oh look up to Goddams!
I'm gonna get a earner in my life
A little bit of beat root
You're beautiful, why you don't think of beat root?
Left man beat root
You turn under your man, Lawrence, you don't think of that?
You're beautiful, Lawrence
Yeah, that's fine
Please give it a try
Do we need tea bags?
Oh, Jaffa cakes
We got a lot of tea bags
Do you have my digestive?
Get the bag back
No, no, no, no, get the one
No, the bag
Shazza said that you, that is Jaffa cakes
It's not on my marz life with him.
Mad, what have you got against the packets?
Get the triple ones.
Why do you want the boxes and not the...
What have you got against the packets?
Mate, my heart, no, it's on my marz life.
I dropped it on my I-40.
Are you alright?
I said packets.
No, can you take it?
I'll take it if you want.
No worries.
I've got someone.
I've got someone.
I've got someone.
I've got someone.
I've got someone.
Oh, it's your girlfriend!
We keep moving.
Oh, it's a bit.
What a barn it's there, nice.
I'm a nice, pure barn it.
It's rude, my little boy wants to say hello.
You had a picture with you today.
Oh.
Okay, mate.
Yeah, toes.
Okay, mate.
Yes, it's all about.
It's happening, mate.
You can pick one thing from BAM now and we'll get you mate.
Pick something you plonker!
Oh no, we're saving.
Anything.
Java kicks.
Have to save.
Oh, that's a budget though.
What?
A car lego.
A car lego.
A car lego, you can do it.
Can I get a picture?
Right, see you later, love you guys.
Ah, bless him.
So he had a picture with you the day he put all of the tick tock and he's like,
Mum, Mum, I've just seen Tazen, somebody else in the lady.
Take your chance, Taz.
Yeah, for each other.
No one's ever recognised a book.
It's you and the tick tock, you're famous now.
No, we're not.
Come on guys, everyone getting an old walk?
Yeah, go on then.
Come on.
Nice one, guys.
No worries.
We're going to get the car set.
If you want a biscuit for a brew, it's a penguin.
A penguin.
A penguin.
Bite each end off.
Do you know actually a penguin is a ball of them, just covered in chocolate.
Yeah, but if you bite each end off, then suck it up, your teeth come up and then you'll
have to be mad.
It took a stroke of a lot.
Penguin.
Interesting.
five years of age and I've been doing that.
You don't look like you're over 25.
You look like you're over 21 actually.
26, 21.
Oh, that's science.
I got it.
Nice one, guys.
Have a great one.
We need to get the car, though.
Yeah, no, but we've got to try and find one.
No, we've got to climb up.
We don't actually have to get up.
No, right.
What was it?
We're going to get some cocoa pots in the house.
We've got cocoa pots, we've got loads.
No, we've got to shake the little ball.
No, we've got chasers.
We're going down.
Who's got chasers?
Look at this.
I had one this morning.
He's had one.
Chas of that too, so really he got 50 cents.
Plus on paper, so it's not that bad.
Yeah, exactly.
If you see any car leg on set, just thank it and then come and find us and then we'll get it.
If we see one, we'll get it.
Nice one, guys.
Have a good one.
Hey, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay, yeah.
It's okay.
It's okay.
There you are.
Oh, there's one there.
GDPR.
GDPR?
GDPR.
What's your DPR main chat?
Listen to this.
You guys.
It's a funky Tays and Gens.
Yeah, thanks Tays and Gens, love you guys.
Aw, I thought we would be too. Thank you.
How are we supposed to hang out?
Well, that's all we get.
How are we supposed to hang out, sir?
Honestly, I don't know. I don't know if I'm under a rock or what.
Fuck, what have they been doing?
What's going on?
I think he's raised bait.
Nah, he's raised bait.
They don't know what they fuck.
Chug a swash?
They raise chug a swash.
What's that mean?
He's got the bobbleys in the shop.
They just hand him a chug a chug.
We only dad's
This one's got the Bobbys in the shop
Did you get it?
I've just seen these two in the first get-off, that's mine, that's mine
I thought each get-off used to have quite a hard one
There'll be no iron
It's not roomy, they're here to roomily
Call home, call home.
Call home, call back home, call back home.
I need to take a nap.
The awareness I do is mental, like for undernourished women's day.
What?
It's true.
The things I do for women are crazy.
Why are you just scared of me, have you taken over here?
Hey, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
Why are you just scared of me?
You still like words, because like, surely, like, that doesn't sound right to me here,
because...
Have you never tried skittling chocolate?
No.
Very underrated.
Can you not put that in there?
What?
I guess so, huh?
Have you tried the yogurt skittles?
Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
So bad.
I think you see yogurt.
Put it on there, it could be the one on the side.
Chocolate.
Never write a...
Nice, they're cold, I like that.
Right, I'm actually dying to get some food, but I'm trying to be healthy so I'm not gonna...
But a little treatment won't hurt.
Oh my god.
Do you know what I mean? George, I can actually go down to fucking get a load.
Harry Bows.
I've just been trafficked.
I've just been trafficked.
Do you know them 5kg bags? I could just have 15 of them now.
Who's that?
He's not looking at the wrong guy, bro.
He's looking this side.
You know, we're up, you know, we're not this side, we're not on the alcohol.
You're looking for buzz balls?
Oh, you know.
Oh.
Don't just throw it out.
Oh, fucking.
I just, let me just, let me just help him out here.
I was paying for it, but I was paying for it, though.
Me too, you know.
Really creepy.
Oh, who's getting there?
Oh.
the sound of the shell is it's all right
it's not more clever
you're going to need to chop down some shoplifts
don't go in that excuse to chop it out
you know what GDPR can be like
I'm a new man
get this on camera quick
get this on camera
I'm a new man
where can I get this on man
I'm a new man
I'm a new man
I'm a new man
That's a fucking part of this.
Don't need that.
We could probably even have a basket.
Can you show them all that?
This one's gonna be better, haven't I?
So I'll be, you guys, be them.
Hey!
Pringles, do you- anyone want Pringles?
Yeah, no Pringles.
Do you want this or do you want the pocket?
I don't want it.
Oh, Red Bull, there we go.
I've got this.
Just get a cup of cup, I've got some of it all back in the room
Yeah, get him a chocolate milk, make you feel nicer
Yeah, he's not like what
I'm gonna have a drink
Got it?
Taking the best man size
Ooh, a new lamp!
All right, Gina.
You got a ball of water as well, do you?
Oh, massive gummy bear, you can eat.
Oh, wow.
I'm a gummy bear.
I'm a gummy bear.
Be careful, be careful, be careful.
Any problem, lads? No, boss, boss.
She's your missy with the new brush.
They're my masters?
Ah, just literally for juggies.
She's a good man.
I don't know what you've been doing this whole time.
Pardon?
I don't know what you've been on the entire life.
I don't need any new stuff.
It's a waste.
Hell is a waste.
What's caused this unhappy taste?
Yeah, I'm taking slow steps.
Yeah, trolley, they don't do trolley for somebody.
Slow steps?
Yeah, why not?
can you get a picture?
Of course you can mate yeah
It's like the start of the year
You what?
You don't mind all year
Yeah of course
Are you sure mate?
Yeah
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure I have not met you guys?
Any fucking chance?
Do you see them eye poems?
There you go
Sam's poems are the new matters
I'll be honest with you
I don't mind
It's been a bit
Oh, it's gone
It's Friday the 30th today
It's Friday the 30th
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Yeah it was too late to turn back then
You see what I mean
Wait for somebody to do this.
Oh yeah, they did that.
Sometimes you've got to go separate ways.
You've got to go the wrong way.
Don't do that, you should have got to.
I could have passed around because they could have fed it.
Nah, I just got to kiss a nice bottle of water.
I'm not going to drink it any more.
It's probably a day and I'm buying drinks,
but I'm going to see me, chap.
Hey, hey, Belle, I've got a few months to make.
I appreciate it, bro.
Thank you very much, Belle.
I appreciate it.
I thank you.
Like, I'll class that.
I brought bomb bags of racial chasers to chasers for like...
No it isn't, it's Eauichel's on.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Yeah, but she ain't say anything about it.
No, not again.
You're not at the last table.
She keeps you up all night.
She keeps you up all night.
She keeps you up all night.
You don't slap just crazy.
It is, it's mad.
It's just a constant pillow talk as well.
It's like a shrub.
So it's the canine tooth?
Yeah, that's it.
It's Chaz's wi-fi back up, Chaz.
Wait, is Chaz not live?
Is he not live because the wi-fi's off yet?
What else is he going to be live?
Oh, can I speak there?
Yeah, he is, isn't he?
Are you fucking serious?
£3.45.
Are you having a fucking life?
This should be free.
Two for £6.
It's a joke that.
Oh my fucking god.
It's a joke.
Why are they so expensive?
If you actually do feel this way, you buy them all.
I bought lozen, I've got every room.
Everyone has a girlfriend.
I got you tampons, because you always have a double one.
So I've got lozen.
I actually do, it's lozen house.
It's a lot of fears.
The rug got divorced.
The rug got divorced.
She was just walking all over him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Wait a second.
There's nothing down there.
There's probably no back there.
There's no day for every fucking, every female on this planet.
I'll work.
I know. I wonder what it is.
Yeah, it is.
Right.
Put that down there.
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
Is there really good luck with putting you in here?
Man, I'm not in the way of that.
Well, I might go throw a black.
Nah, they've got...
Not my hush, good one.
Nah, I'm gonna go throw a black.
How am I supposed to laugh?
Sorry.
Cut the route we've already got.
I could do the glass, but we...
We're all out of them.
Tea towels were okay with...
I'll take it, I just want to go get it off.
Get one for an old man.
She's got all the rest of you.
What happened?
Are you getting him?
Come to the fridge this.
Thank you.
No worries, have a good one.
Thank you very much.
No trouble.
Thank you
Oh my god I got five gift at my gift at my gift
Five gift at me with a five gift
Oh my god
Where is it?
Where is it? Have you seen him?
Oh, I just held that
Meike!
Just held that
I touched it
It's disgusting
We'll let it out of each one
Even a five gift at me
Oh my f***ing god
I'm fucking gonna go out.
Yeah, sure, actually really.
You don't know who you're talking about.
I'm gonna go out.
Yeah, sure you go.
All right, good.
How are you doing?
Hey, you fucking before I give the call, my call.
I usually move up his net name.
There you go.
Can you hold this, please?
Can I hold it?
Yeah, please.
Thank you.
Yat.
Yat.
Yat.
You didn't want to see me walk around.
You know what to do.
What?
You know what to do?
Yat.
I thought you were getting some off.
No, I'm not.
I'm not getting off.
Shall we get a sushi maker and see what it's about?
Yeah.
We won that.
So, where's my fucking head now?
Should I get personal fucking orders?
George Foreman, by the way, incredible.
Might get a such machine.
Can I see someone set this fix?
Can I see someone?
Come on, come on, let me see you then!
Come on, set me a fix then, come on.
No, I always want shit today.
Come on, let me see you then.
I don't want to get physical, but I might do.
Come here, come here and see you.
Stop!
I
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Don't say I put both fucking sorry.
Yeah, that's what, oh yeah, sorry, sorry.
Hey, I've got one plate.
Right, back to the pushy machine.
I'm not the only one, I'm so just concerned with it.
I'll tell you what, don't look, stop it, Louie.
I don't want to do it, I'll do it.
Come here.
Still in a fight.
What?
Still in a fight.
A little fight?
No.
No?
No.
That sounds cool though.
Out in the car park you're getting it.
First fight.
That's the part where it was off.
You sure?
Oh yeah.
Sure.
I want to kill my own man.
I want to kill my own mom.
This trolley's really heavy.
What did you do to the army?
What's the matter with that?
I need to read up on it.
Look.
I think we'll have to get some of the food in here.
I don't think we can get some of the food in here.
Someone else told us to do it.
Can you hold this for me?
Can you actually hold it please?
I could, yeah. Go on please.
Can you hold this for me?
I can really hold it on.
Can you actually hold it for me?
I can really hold it on.
It's not like that.
Please.
No, it's really hurt me.
What about that?
Look at my hands though.
So that's a bit of a waste, I've got a couple in here.
That's a little mushroom.
I actually ordered a few.
Is that the best one yet?
Is that the best one yet?
That's the best one yet.
Was it the best one yet?
Was it?
Did you like that one?
Did you like that one?
Thanks mate.
Thanks, thanks.
Thank you.
Thanks for watching.
We'll just take turns.
We'll just take turns.
We'll just take turns.
What does it say, turns?
No.
Good ball.
Er, no.
I can see it now.
He's been arrested for shoplifting footballs.
I've never been arrested for it.
I'll pass you.
Mate, how old are you?
I'm not sure.
Is he fucking at the big guy?
My age radar's going off here at least.
Yeah, I'm saying 60.
He's not 80.
No, he's 80.
He's not 80.
He is?
He's not 80.
You tell my looking at him.
So what's going on with this football?
Can I have a drink of that?
We'll buy it for you.
You can't?
You're 17?
Yeah, he'll buy it.
He's 80.
Where's your ID?
Where's your ID?
Huh?
Sorry, I'll buy that.
You go get ID though.
I want that.
I don't know why you need to try and give me a book.
Don't try them anymore. Come on mate, I'm a new man.
The new man says yesterday.
I've seen the Michael's videos.
You've seen that, yeah.
About reason why they came out, you were pissed and...
Yeah, you actually sprayed your lips for Jake, yeah?
You kind of have an alcoholic...
Yeah, but you don't have any, whenever it's...
Alcohol's a big shame, I mean, you doing it, man.
You don't think you do?
Oh mate, come on.
Put a respect for the shot and leave it back in the way, now.
You're not surviving, do you?
Come on, mate.
It's alright.
It's only right.
You're a good lad, you.
You're a good lad.
You're a good lad.
Can I get a bit of a taste?
Have you?
Yeah.
I met you at track.
Oh you don't remember him?
That's crazy.
I don't remember him.
You go.
I thought he was a photo of the...
Simon.
You got a photo of him.
What was your name?
Cheers.
Can you get in?
Huh?
Can you get in?
I'll take him in.
Go on.
Simon, what is that?
Is that a song?
No, it's an apple.
Check the camera.
An apple?
Check the camera.
You're back on me, Dave.
Yeah, you're dead.
No, no, no.
You've been up.
No, no, no.
Take that.
Oh, no.
Take it off.
No, wait.
Don't ever hide your poem again, hide your poem again.
Cheers.
Dave, I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I feel like I could get some of your room in here.
Right, I'll get the fuck right here.
No, I'll just find it.
Mate, what a save.
Fucking drum.
I think maybe you know one of them.
Sorry, what?
A brandy of Samson?
Of course I do.
Excuse me?
Yeah, I love Samson.
They're good lads, they're good lads.
What brandy are they now?
It's a partnership.
Oh my God, that's so horrible.
I like that, I like that.
What do you want me to wear?
Probably a fucking duck.
Sorry. Sorry.
Yeah, I get it. Sorry.
You wouldn't want to do it.
I'd rather not.
Yeah.
Dock. Dock.
No, I'll tell you why.
Where's the goose?
Goose.
Sorry. Goose.
Sorry.
Can I tell you anything else?
I just took you for school.
Yeah.
Anyway.
It's a good skill and we'll do more treaters at the same time.
Yeah.
Stay up to the start experiment. I'm going to turn on light.
I'm going to light the door.
I'm going to light the door.
I thought it was going to be like a gnome.
Maybe a gnome.
That's quite cool.
That's actually cool.
Man in a sky at win.
Ops, it's close.
I thought it was quite satisfying.
I don't know. I don't want to jump.
How would this make you feel?
I would mind that, you know.
I would, you know.
I just want to do a jakey binnaire for him.
Well, I might be nice then.
Just have a nice time.
I might.
There's a hole in the bottom hole.
Are there holes in there?
No.
There's that one.
Tell him.
I will.
You probably wasn't in shot.
Yeah.
We'll make sure.
Yeah, you're on this, aren't you?
Yeah, no worries, no worries.
No worries, thank you.
That's that, GPR.
Yeah, I might be nice.
I might get you this.
I might keep it as an option.
Alright, that's my option.
Can we swap back?
I'm not ready yet.
I will swap you off, sir.
What a mug.
I'm just snapping the bar in the sandstone.
Oh, here we go.
Ooh.
Time to take a look.
You've been begging me all along.
Yeah, go on then.
Get that just for yourself.
What do you like to eat?
Got a bus for you there.
What do you like to eat?
What do you like the minute?
Like, move a lot of stuff.
What do you like the minute?
Nah, mate.
What do you want, mate?
The ginger punch.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god Chad.
Here we go.
Arrest the kids.
Take a look.
Take a look at that one.
That's bullshit.
It's a lion.
It's far as a bull.
Sorry to both.
No, no.
No.
I've had it written though.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I was speaking to my friend the other day.
He don't know what 10 plus 10 was.
Watermelon.
Watermelon.
Keep moving there.
Put it up there.
See what I want.
No, that's a fine girl.
Watermelon.
Watermelon.
You put it on again.
Oh, we need your reman's car.
We need your reman's car.
How do you give him legal?
Do you give him a legal set?
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't get a little fatter than that.
A flower.
Take these over each other, make sure you have them coming to you.
Yeah.
He's an emperor, he wants to be watched, you know what I mean?
Just say a smacker or something.
I'm telling everybody to sit in that shop now.
Let's get a word from the searcher.
Yarr.
11 alive Salvis.
We're going to go call out, we've got a game one.
Oh, that's a bit of that one.
What, this one?
That's the future.
Let's game that.
Oh yeah, yeah, sweet.
Yeah, back to the future.
Wonder if they're still here.
Is that an old gate or?
I don't know, it's just a croc.
Did you get it?
I think it was from...
Is that a decent one?
I'm not working it up, I'm not approachable.
He's out of the way, he's out of the way.
Please, please, that's it.
He's out of the way, he's out of the way, please, please, Pino.
I'll relapse.
Actually, I can't believe.
He's on the camera, isn't he?
Oh my God, Pino.
He took your piss.
I'm on more of a good measure.
Pino?
I can't help it, I can't help it.
That's a hell of a lot.
I've got the document out and for four things I've got a cold chance.
How's it going?
Friday.
Oh Jesus Christ!
You can only get like a picture of you in the cast of the cameras.
Yeah, it's fine isn't it?
Sorry, it's a little bit better.
That's how good it is.
You can take it.
Do you want me to do it?
You used to do it.
Yeah, I hope because that would help, bro.
Yeah, Jim, so do that.
Do it, I'll do it.
Is that a sample?
Is that a sample?
It's a flip case.
Is that a sample?
Flip case.
Yeah.
I like that idea there.
The flip case.
Thanks, James.
Good luck, James.
You can just show him the protocol.
It's probably not, mate.
It's down off the fence.
Water glass.
We'll be able to see.
Woman finder. Let's get this stuff now, I think.
Woman finder.
Woman finder.
Woman finder.
Anyone need to try to bring me down?
The woman found it.
Why I'm the drunk there?
Alright boys.
Hello.
Keep bagging, there's the fucking kids.
Where'd you get that from?
Stop asking questions in the back.
Looks like I'm fucking taking the kids shopping.
Have a day.
It's just using the Samsung Watt, that's all it does.
Let me show you the Samsung wallet actually.
Samsung wallet.
Wait, is the Lego in here?
Where's the Lego?
Can you put the Lego back in that picture?
The Lego's on here.
This could be a bit off because we've got a piece there.
Can we get the receipt for this?
I don't know if I'm looking at them so hungry.
I'm going to need to get some food.
She was actually living on this side.
She was both doing it.
You made me do it.
Can you take the camera for beer?
Yeah, here we are. Let's go on.
Jinch, jinch. We've got a ball for you.
Oh, okay, okay. You hold that time.
You can put a bit of science behind that.
Okay.
Here you go, madam.
There you go.
Oh, it'll be absolutely buzzing.
Well, no problem there.
I think I've got a pencil sign.
I can get one.
That's very normal.
That'll be absolutely amazing.
Okay, here you be in the morning, Miss.
All right.
What's your name?
Toby.
TBY? Yeah, TBY. Not Tobias Tobit.
Looked us up.
I've got to go drop this at his dance now.
Do you want me to?
Yeah please.
You sure?
Yeah.
Glad you were half taller in real life.
I get that a lot.
I get that a lot.
Same.
Are you boring Tobias?
No, just Tobit.
No, just Tobit. I put the Tobit in so I can hold him.
No, okay.
It's not even like that.
No, no, no, no, I never did that before.
He was.
No, wouldn't he?
He didn't see you last time.
Da.
I'm not going to be.
Could you show up in my room and I could do a little bit of fucking putting the tank tank out there.
What are you doing?
I'm doing it on the way.
Pardon?
What are you doing?
I'm going to have a shopping.
Shopping as well.
Do you want a Jakey to sign it?
Everyone can sign it if you want.
Do you want a Jakey?
I'm just going to take it.
Just take it.
Yeah, so I'll sign it.
You probably don't want to read the message we're going to put on.
I don't know.
I'm trying.
Yeah, no.
Jakey signed it will decrease the value of it, obviously.
Yeah, yeah.
Jakey's here probably.
No, I'm not here.
Um, what do I do?
I don't do this.
You just signed it.
HB.
HB.
That's awesome.
Hello, mate.
HB, yeah, I don't know.
Why is he putting that on, mate?
Don't do as well as that up on it.
Oh, no.
Do what did Jakey say to you?
I'll sign it for Jake, I know how he signs it.
That's fraudulent and all, doing that.
Do you want to sign it, baby?
Go on, lad.
I'm the other one committed for one.
I meant to sign it in your name.
I was f**king late.
Yeah, no worries, thank you.
Do you want to sign it, Chas?
See, I'm seeing.
Perfect.
I've come out of the door to beg you so much.
I can't wait to show it.
Hey buddy, what's he giving up?
Oh, it's a lie!
Yeah? You okay mate, yeah?
Of course, come right here, cross.
Cheers, laptop, appreciate it.
Oh, we'll see you later.
I forgot to give this one.
No, our thank yous gift for him.
Raph's the thank you for the five.
We appreciate it, you know what mate, thank you.
Thank you very much mate, I appreciate it.
Let me try and see what's going on.
I'm mad at you.
I'm a good old.
Yeah, cross by again.
One name, one name is one, Spike too.
Oh, somebody figure it out.
I forgot about it.
Oh, there's no Spike.
You probably got about as much life as him, so.
Oh, too.
That's the opposite of a Spike.
A falling.
No Spike.
A circle.
No point.
Now we'll call this one, what did I say right here?
Spike too.
No, what was your phone?
It's a science report.
Okay.
We got a group phone.
Yeah, you got a group phone.
No, we're calling Nettle.
Group phone is on.
Yeah, yeah.
I've got a question for you as well.
Oh, fuck yeah, here we go.
You're right.
Jakey's got no tune to explain a lot.
I would explain a lot, but Chazelle's already big enough before we met Jakey.
Well, Chazelle's done that before.
Use maths.
The first thing he said, by the way, I was looking at the corner, he said, if you keep on digging, you're gonna end up with a chaser.
You're not gonna get your kick off.
Yeah, no, that's your biggest mistake. Is that your jakey?
You want to play jakey, though?
Yeah, you go on that.
You just have to go to the ocean.
You're gonna get in there.
You want to see what else I can do?
Two wheels.
That's a ton of sake.
I'm in a real one, yeah?
Have a good one, mate.
No!
You said it was a chin?
Yeah, I've been eating it.
Ah! Ah!
I've been eating it.
I don't know.
Well, where's the garlic, Jesus?
It's not good.
Wait, what does Mami say?
What does Mami say?
You're getting into Mami.
Hold on, where's Mami's arms going?
That's racist cause I'm not in front of them.
Oh, is that right, baby?
You're gonna start playing the racist and jump me in?
Let's wait.
What do you mean?
Beat risk.
Our titles!
Bebitin versus the mate!
Big Sets.
Ooh.
Yep, perfect.
I'll do forget over stuff.
I forgot what you came for.
Forgot the pitch.
I'm going to do a coffee in here.
You're going to do a vegan.
Yeah, a slide drive.
I want a picture please, if you have pictures.
Yeah, I'll take a picture with you.
I'll take a picture with Jakey as well.
I didn't know when I was going to get it.
Of course you can.
Do you want a picture with Jakey or not?
Jakey as well.
I've got the check.
Yeah?
Sorry.
It's alright.
Nobody wants to.
It's alright.
My fastest is going to be cleansed in your head.
It's dinner set and he's booked.
That's not Ryan, though.
Oh, we tried to take a picture with Jakey.
No, definitely not.
I'm not here, I'm Ryan.
Did you say hello to our dogs?
Oh you're just a blunt!
Not them two mate.
Obviously.
I thought you were having an an anaconda.
Where'd that be?
Where'd it come in at today?
Get out of the bed and come and see me.
You're a blunt dink.
You okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I thought they were dating.
What are you doing?
I thought they were dating.
What did you do to the dogs?
I'm just saying, there's a dog in there that's missing its asshole.
I'm not my own contact, I can be going down there.
You're right dirty, where are you, those?
Guys, she wants to pick some of you.
Oh, they're nice speakers.
Here, guys, can we go home now?
Right, let's go.
I'm not fucking weirdo, am I?
She's the daily.
You're going to be fine.
Yo, that is the best thing I've ever done.
Oh my god, now.
That is the best thing I've ever done.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god, now.
See you later, Tracer.
Yeah, take care, bye.
Fuck.
I'm not standing next to this fucking guy.
I'm not getting into deep.
You had a ruck like that.
So I thought they were dating and she was like, no, I'm 14, I'm like, oh my fucking god.
I've actually had the worst fucking five months of my life.
I'm living in Fudges on fucking hell.
Faster check.
Faster check.
Well, if I checked, I could not.
I'd be the only one who would trace it out, I think, wasn't it?
Yeah, check it before we get in the car.
Yeah, that's right.
I'll just tell the chap we're doing a faster check.
Yeah, we're just doing a quick faster change in three.
By the way, they can also hear you.
Three, two, one.
What are you doing?
No, this is menacing, it's the wrong way.
Are we back on?
Anyone on the side of your back, anyone watching?
I'm not a weirdo, I don't fucking say it.
You're a bit weirdo, can't I?
What the fuck is going on outside me coming right outside?
Oops, see you in a minute.
Have you locked doors?
Are you okay?
Of course you can, of course you can.
It's all right, then, shall we get out?
It's all right, mate, I'll get out.
I'm from Waterford, and I'm from...
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Right, if I ever give you the bike, where you're going to get out, mate?
What's this one?
It's about half the street from here.
It's called a major.
It could be one of those for us, yeah.
No, I love it.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm off for most of us.
Yeah, she just bought nine of them.
Nine?
Yeah, nine.
All for tonight's street?
No.
Bro, maybe the piss hat.
No, I'll have to pay.
Two things, yeah?
Yes, please.
I'll have to pay.
Thank you, that's me.
I'll have to pay.
I'll have to pay.
I'll have to pay.
I'll have to pay.
Well, yeah, we've had drinks, fucks, mate, whatever it is.
Have you got winter in the morning?
I want to be the person that winds up in the middle of the country for the next three to.
Have a good one, mate.
For that LF, I want to have a tear-off, so I've got a lot of love and admiration for that.
That's a nice guy.
How do you do love, look, look up.
Yeah, easy, easy.
The Lord Blu-Kaib is going to pull my hands.
Yeah, because we didn't feel anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't keep it cool, mate.
Exactly.
That's why you're wearing the last peanut.
What are we going on?
Erm, I'm going to go nipping boots.
Boots?
Boots?
They've only got me in three rooms.
I know.
If I'm going to boots, I'm going to get some Johnny's.
Johnny's?
Maybe too safe.
You can't.
It doesn't feel the same, man.
Don't lie to them guys.
Jokes me.
Sorry.
I apologize.
What?
What, Jokes?
What?
Where are the Johnny's?
Why would I wear a Johnny's?
I mean, why would I not wear a Johnny's?
I mean, why are you even talking about him, please?
Who's Johnny?
Wait, I'll save mine!
Wait for two, so...
Here, just chill out.
What the fuck is he on about?
You know, he'm chasing me, that's a bit weird.
That's what he says, don't worry.
Yeah, but what if Johnny doesn't want to be a war?
He's got no choice, he paid $14.99.
Where are you driving?
Where are you driving?
It's raining.
But the fuck are you kidding?
What?
Yeah, camera mate.
Oh, yeah.
We could go and pat his arm.
Nah, I'm alright.
Me too, isn't it?
I was having a hard time seeing you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
People get on, eh?
I can't, I'm just getting out of there, I'm just getting some sharpening.
Get out of there, get sharpening.
I wonder how many shots we get sent away from, would be interesting.
What time are we?
I wonder if I can just sign the bottom of that.
There's a snake in my boot.
Don't get it.
You don't get it?
He don't get it.
You don't get it!
You just don't get it.
Right, we need to be respectful there, because this is definitely under the current act of that.
Put your shoulder, I love it.
Yeah, put a bit of depth in the current act.
I don't know if you...
I've heard people that work in Butcher, it's mostly women, and women, for my perspective, are not from Kent.
Do you know, do you know just...
We'll see if you change that a bit, you know, you'll put a little bit of oil in it.
We'll go on and see.
Hey, should we find out our height?
Yeah, we could do it.
Do you just know that every boot, like, it smells the same?
Yeah, should we find out our exact height, you know?
I'll...
I'll find a squirrel.
Okay, okay.
What can we get?
Yeah, doesn't boot all smell the same?
It generally does. I wonder if they use the same aftershock.
I'm happy to be happy. They do really good.
I work for boots and they all smell the same. They generally do. They must have like a spray
on them. They have the same boots but they're fragrant. You can buy it. It's really nice.
You can buy it if you have two fresh nails. Get an electric one.
I love the smell of it as well. I like it.
Where did you get the last one?
Oh, I need one as well, my last one broke.
But the last one I got in here...
Not a broken one.
I need the same freighters, but I don't like chance-lossing.
Yeah, exactly.
What?
A freighter.
Yeah, they do. Not a charter, do you?
Ooh, now flush, yeah.
Some sort of rectal green, what's that?
Listen, every time you go to the fridge, nip down, finger, make sure you put it on.
Alright?
Turn the lights on in the room, make sure you put it on.
You don't want to get burned again, do you?
No, I think I'm alright.
You won't?
I think I might be.
When it gets on you've got to have a tan.
It's cool.
Listen, don't come running to me.
Don't come running to me.
I won't. I definitely won't.
8 and then please go off.
The bright.
They are.
They are bright and it's in.
It's good from the place like that. It's good.
Dude, you are landed.
and some good work and that good, that good
that funny is it?
it's a fucky's
fucky's thing I've heard all day bro
you can't be
here we go, one of the best ones
for you though
do you want to know a bad fact about me
I've never even tried to come on normal
that's really bad and I've never even tried one on
can I try one on the right, on the street?
you can't at all, but generally
no, you want to do that
I don't think you were.
What occasion?
A play ring.
Oh my god, my brawler guy.
For Christmas as a joke.
A five ring.
A five bullet.
What, it's some spreadage.
Yeah, I don't actually get you that taste, do I?
No, can we do this?
Right, we gotta get some extra ones.
I don't know.
Do they actually smell? Ultra fun.
Do you even buy one now but I've reached someone's get your ex.
You have triple exes?
I can't get the exes.
I call this film.
Mine is like a billy button.
Mine is inverted.
It'll eat large, here we go.
So where's the sub?
Oh, it's still...
Mine goes in.
What's?
What are you peeping at?
It's inverted.
Try to be just fine.
Donnie, if I give you the tier one sub, which one are you getting, Beano?
I'll fight it with my birthmark.
Alright, I wanna try it.
Give me, give me.
I wanna try.
You have three and a half days.
I will try one.
You can try one.
Do you want to try one with us?
No, thanks.
I'm going to try it on the street.
No, but I'm not going to like it short.
No, no, that is not happening.
For your own career, please don't.
Okay. Thank you.
Are you going to buy another?
No, but do you think you should try the banana?
I'm not going to look.
I think you've got a fucking big seal on me.
He's fucked up, he's fucked up.
There we go, two for Spinoff.
Do I get a hazel helipedas?
Oh, here, here.
Oh!
Get out, get out.
Put this thing.
Oh!
Yeah, I have a pump inside.
Oh!
You've got this, bro.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
I want you.
Yeah, who's to hurt in this one?
I want a mic.
I'm not so mad, so I do have a mic.
I'm so mad, so I'm gonna tap down.
I'm gonna tap down.
Okay.
That was a merge. Let's get that fuck it's nice the last one I got was a fall. Hey, Jerry bore me away
Let's see if I something like
Show them it's not a straight no, but oh, it's not even a straight. That's just what oh
All citizens can do.
Evening straight up.
To the town.
Right.
Toothbrush, what else?
We've got the toothpaste, got the mouthwash.
Bah, body shower, that's for sure.
And we need to, like, separate the compound and then we'll see what.
Ooh.
What, even more streaks of this book?
What the hell?
No.
Being in Bargains is 3.14.
Here's four.
That's actually fucked up.
You need some femfresh.
What's that?
What's a femfresh?
You need some, bro.
What's that, dude?
you need some fampere
so what's a fampere-nish?
excuse me
put me on there
hi
hi
okay
you came up
okay
jeez
alright you're back
anything you'd like to promote
anything you'd like to say
oh no
no you're not
you're Mr. Ginge
I am yeah
oh please don't put me on that
I didn't think
oh
I've gone insane
it's too late now I love it's me
no please
put
that's alright
you've already been on it
I'll give you a hand
Clip it and put it on.
You need to go fully commit now.
You want to go fully commit now?
I'll look a mess.
You don't want to go back to shooting dodgers.
Aww, Jesus, it's cool.
Jesus, it's fabrical.
Are you still a dad?
Right, so film a documentary if you'd like to be part of it.
Yeah, we're flurry.
I was only joking.
Get me in it.
Jesus, Jesus, it's awesome.
Really?
I'm so cool.
That's the one, man.
Oh, I see that.
Oh, there's sting balls as well.
Oh, I'd be careful, then.
I like it.
I like the sting balls.
You've got to get some sting balls.
No, no, no.
I've just got some in from Bader.
How did you?
Sting balls is fine.
I don't like sting balls because of what you're doing.
Nice.
Nice.
Sensitive.
Refreshing.
It's not refreshing.
It shouldn't be too far away from.
That's what I'm thinking, but I can't find it.
Okay, here I go.
There's some outage, sure.
Sure, Matt, are you sure?
I'm not sure, Matt.
I'm not sure, Matt.
Thank you, Matt.
Can you look up there, please, please?
My hands are jengling.
I need to try some Daprasite for these, Mark.
Oh, I've got some things for the eyes, I'll put them on.
I want to be the person that wakes up and makes everyone coffee so that everyone's ready for the morning.
She's ready for the morning.
Starface is true.
You put them on your shirt, absorbs fluid, protects skin and strength spots.
Clara told me they don't like your work.
That's what I said, I mean she's quite smart.
She's quite smart, is she?
Yes.
Like she's just quite education.
Yeah.
That's a lie.
That's not good under that.
Yeah.
But I said spots.
She's a lot older than me.
Yeah.
She looks.
No, she's a lot.
What?
She's a lot.
Shoots, it's shot at every spot and absorbs.
Not all that much load.
No, nine.
Jesus.
Have a fuck.
Shut up.
I'm gonna get these.
They're armless.
They're armless.
I'm gonna get a basket.
Arm, armless, armless.
Do you work well?
Try them.
They're armless.
They're like king cunts.
Triggy.
Good, good.
Good joke taste.
Good joke Tess. So how long do they get rid of them?
I want to take chat.
It's like artists have been in the face.
I've seen a tiny batch of them.
They don't open at night.
They do back at night.
Where's Jindal?
Oh my God, chat. The real lines.
Watchers from back in the day.
Vino cream.
Give him all these condoms.
If you put them out for me.
You know what he's getting to?
Wait.
Oh yeah, eye patches. Eye patches for my eyes.
Can I help get free?
Why?
You're not asleep?
I don't know.
You're not asleep?
Where do I go now?
Where are they?
That's all I'm meant to do.
You're not asleep?
I'll put this up on the house.
Anyone else need anything else?
Because you're a worker, you're a worker.
Have you got anything to do with me now?
I've got maybe some moisturizer.
There's been fishes where you've been driving, mate.
But, importantly, I don't know.
What's the best moisturizer for you?
Girls in a jacket, you know, Pazelle. You've been in the world.
I've been craving girls.
Who wants a girls?
Oh, they're all saying get tops off, tops off.
He is a James Craven.
Craven makes no sense.
What's that?
The rubbish power of your patches.
Survey?
Survey.
They're called survey.
Are they called survey?
Fucking hell, here we go again.
Fucking hell.
From yesterday I fucking believe it.
I don't know mate, yeah.
You probably do as well.
All right mate, though.
Isn't that good looking?
What?
Hello, how are we all today?
Very good, thank you guys.
You've made the try.
I'm not really.
My hands hurt.
I've been frying the chicken all day.
My hands hurt.
Oh, my God, my hands hurt.
Do you want some of the flour?
Yeah, do that.
Yeah, working hands.
What was Ben used to say?
Dinner!
No.
He doesn't have quiso.
Bob quiso.
So sweet with some cod quiso.
Bob quiso.
What was the problem with his quiso?
What was it?
No, it's not Ben.
He didn't eat the salad.
What was it?
It was a proper player again.
Take a picture.
It's a Ben.
Ben is a huge fan of cheese.
Bob quiso.
No one's raised me.
Man!
I'm on the worst day ever, aren't I?
I'm on the worst day ever, aren't I?
You smell like chicken nuggets.
I haven't even been there, I've been on dry food.
It's not nice though. It's nicer.
I like it.
You can have it after you eat it.
Nice seeing you.
Next time I'm going to be back.
Go for it right now.
You do the fine.
What?
I can't go on the phone.
No, better than a 6-6.
You two three things.
No, we're in for a while.
Go on, we'll sort.
We've got the camera in front.
Here you go, please.
No, thank you.
You're welcome.
Go on, Peter, please.
Of course, come back here.
Do you want to take it?
I'll put it in check.
Please, please.
Please.
See you at bed in United.
Get on the stream.
Get on the stream as well.
You're a knob.
I'm a no but I do the cross
That's good knowledge
That's good knowledge
Oh they said Seraphis
Seraphis are for you
They said Tauta
T-O-T-A
Dopa
Dopa
You're the best bro
You, me, Justin Bieber
You're P.D.D.
You're the best man
Chats
You said Bioma's behind you
Behind me, behind me
Oh yeah this is good
What's this for?
Oh yeah that is good
What is it?
Mate, trust me
I've used this before
What is it?
You can eat the fish one though.
What do you love, sir?
Oh, this one's good sir, I'll give you a hand.
I guess it's...
Have you used that one before I tried?
I might use the vino, is that good?
No, I wouldn't use the vino. I used to use it all the time.
So, something else.
Let's have the purple one. Where's the purple one, sir?
That one?
That's the body oil.
That's pink, the body oil.
What do you mean, son?
No, it's not good for your first appearance.
Yeah, it's body care, it's everything to your face.
It's not good for your face.
Hydrating body wash.
It's double because...
Nice.
Any reason why you're coughing down my neck or...
No?
Just...
Niviasoft, Niviasoft.
Yeah, I'll try that. I've not tried that before.
more for that other
cardiac erection deploy
oh that one's it
this one?
this one?
oh that one's it
is this sample?
we might need a substance
survey this thing
this thing that's survey
this is that survey
what's that?
survey
survey
alright it's not
I'll get that from you though
yeah
I thought you used it before
before I gave you the car
what this is?
yeah
your first
it's a white shirt
What are we doing?
Let's go.
Yeah, we'll try this then, I'm gonna explain.
We'll come.
Sir there.
Sir, wait for me.
Here you go.
Shit, that way.
I'm gonna have to get a little bit from the middle.
Sir there.
Can we just keep walking?
Just get some help.
Do you want some help?
Sir there.
Sir there.
Sir there.
Sir there.
Serve air, more like, self fucking oxygen.
I would give that one.
Broke it, broke it, how much is that?
Do you get it? Do you get it?
Serve air, you get it.
That's quite good, that one.
You're a mighty patch.
You're a person, I appreciate you doing this.
You're a mighty patch.
I'm not gonna ask you if that's my thing.
Slow patch, oh.
So this is me and you Chats.
It's a evening.
Looking good.
Yeah?
I got mine in my pocket.
I've got a gun for you.
I just got some new security.
We've got a cool gate.
Cool gate security.
So it was so weird buying these for the first time ever.
So I appreciate all yours.
I'm a fucking smile at mine.
You can't, you can't, sorry, you can't see shit, what do I do?
Should I stop now?
Should I stop telling my jokes now?
No, you're doing really good today, taste you.
You think I'm gonna fuck out?
I think you should stop, be honest.
Yeah?
Can you crack up?
Just tell me to my fucking face what you said.
Crack up?
If you think I'm gonna fucking...
Yeah, just need to fuck the fuck off.
You said it that way.
Will you let my lame on play?
Baby, what the heck?
I
I think that's a challenge.
I'm nervous you have to win.
It says moisturising cream, I have to be that one.
No, never saw.
No.
What about the sample ones you were talking about?
The sample there.
People said yes, it has yes.
The bike one.
I'm so confused right now.
So do you get this one?
There's no punk here.
Careful, these might blow us up.
Do you really buy home a punk or have you tried it?
I don't, but...
I don't know what the V knows.
The V knows.
I'm not too sure.
I'm not sure.
Which one?
What's it for be now?
It's a purple.
I don't know, this is your face, I don't know.
What is it? What is it for?
It's for your face, I don't know.
Watch out, you're not helping her.
The same purple, yeah.
Yeah, they don't have the purple ones, yeah.
They said the pinks better as a fact.
That's not true, that's ideal.
What's the conundrum being?
I can get involved. What's the conundrum being?
Facial mask.
I don't think that's a mask.
You face clean.
What, like moisturizer?
You're a moisturizer.
You enjoy the double bases.
Double double base, double base.
Bioma gel moisturizer cream.
I don't even exist.
I've got you some moisturizer for me too.
Do you?
Do you have any finders actually?
I've got you moisturizer.
No need more treasure chat, do you?
Yes, come on.
Health care.
Where's Jen, don't know anything about it.
Where's health care?
Daddy!
Health care?
Is this health care?
Oh, have you?
We're off.
Well...
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Where did you find the permit at the point of the joint site?
Someone clip this.
Where gives a zoop to me?
He's coming on in.
Oh, my.
Oh my god, what's that?
Is that work, generally?
Double bass, generally.
I've not been using it recently.
Very good, my show.
Is it cooking?
Ooh!
Ooh, Suzy was 25.
Suzy!
You got in your mouth, Carl.
Thank you very much, Suzy.
You're a fucking lad, Jim.
Right on.
Go on your mark Carl, thank you very much Susie, you're a fucking legend.
Right one Susie.
Right one, go on.
Right and woo!
All right.
Susie the favourite of 25, thank you very much mate.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you, Ryan.
Thanks, Ryan.
Thanks, Ryan.
Thank you so much Susie.
Go on Susie.
Thank you.
Respect.
All right.
Right, I'll go.
Oh, James, you might need this in a couple of months.
What is it?
Nine months now.
Oh, it's a recent one.
You probably have more five or six of them on the way at the same time.
Six or seven.
Hey Susie, thank you so much for the money.
Susie and Ryan, thank you so much.
Yeah fuck right.
Ryan, thank you Ray.
What?
Are you being for real?
Why the joke?
It's not for the joke.
That's enough.
Sorry Ray.
I'm Ryan.
Don't have Instagram gifs dudes, my top gifs.
Stacey, I'm being angry.
Go on, pray for the 10 love.
I appreciate that Stacey.
You're a fucking man.
Right, Zeno with the 15.
Thank you very much.
Thank you Stacey.
Thank you very much.
Go on, go on Stacey and Ryan.
Go on.
I've been watching your shoes since it started, I've been wearing a shoe and a snap to you.
Can I get one?
Of course you can mate.
Thank you.
No worries mate.
Here you go mate, just talk to that at war.
Thank you.
No worries.
Can I get one more?
Yeah, can you take a great one mate?
Is that a Samson?
Thank you.
No.
Unfortunately not.
I'm getting a new phone for my birthday so...
It sounds funny, that's not something I can do.
Same as Toby's.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
That's quite cool.
So I'm going to be going to Fires, or I'll kick a bomb.
What's that?
It's your vocal mate.
What?
You're vocal.
Living in Piedmonton and only barbell.
Great.
Yeah, they do barbell.
They should do cut your hair as well.
You used to book stuff up then so like, I'll go to a different one now.
You need to go back, don't worry.
Did he fuck you up?
No, don't worry, it's because when he moved to Amsterdam,
he was traveling with me in the bus, so I just about got on the bus.
I feel a reason he'll come here.
Nice meeting you.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
Nice to meet you.
Angela!
See you in a bit.
Angela!
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Right! Right!
Right with the 25!
Thank you, Robert.
What a guy.
What a f*****g person!
You're right, aren't you?
Oh my God, are you OK?
She's what?
Are you alright?
Are you alright?
Can you do a spin, innit?
I can't be impressed, what the fuck?
Can I have some of that in it?
Oh my god, you've got it in there.
Have you basically chewed off tazers?
No.
Probably no one's going to the barbers and see.
You guys, have you guys chewed off candy?
I did, yeah.
Look at that.
Look at this.
Everything, we're not.
I think it's our store.
It's hot blood. I don't feel it.
I'm not sure. I think I said you.
14 minutes.
Well done. You got your drink off too.
And you would drink your booze bottle then.
No he didn't drink. I put a full full of juice in it.
I didn't want to have a full full.
Interesting.
Fuck you that's jerky.
It looks like you've got something like this.
It doesn't look like me.
It does. It actually does.
Stand next to me.
Yeah, fuck.
I'm such a bad day.
Alright.
Ace 5.
Is that already?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Gemma 25!
Come on, Gemma!
Oh, come on, Gemma!
Come on, Gemma!
Thank you very much, have you actually got me?
Thank you.
Go on, Jan, go on!
You're fucking legend. Thank you so much, Jan.
Ryan!
Thanks.
I could make one, but unfortunately I've not got it taken this far, so I can't.
One gift that I'll do, that's for a go.
That's for a what?
No.
What's your twitch name? Perfect opportunity to start your twitch out.
What? What? Oh, it's Bobo.
It's Archie Park here.
Okay, congratulations Bobo.
Yeah, are you buying condoms there?
Are you buying condoms?
It's here in your promoter.
Oh my God, be no.
What the hell are you doing?
What's the eyes on it?
I'll tell you what he's promoting.
Safe sex.
Oh, he is?
Yes, he is.
This is so in a context.
It's not, you've got condom.
Oh my god, just give me a soap.
Oh my god.
You got an IRL thank you.
It's got a fragrance.
Well, let me see you come for me.
Wait, you got Ryan?
You got Ryan?
You got Ryan?
What's that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to find Ryan today.
He's a thank you milk father fucking gift.
Well, he's not Ryan.
Oh, and it's a placebo.
See that word, good word.
That's not possible, let me take a quick example.
Explain placebo.
Poccebo is where it's fake.
Oh, I think it's in there.
Let me have to give it to you.
There you go, mate.
So you snap me a chance on there?
No worries, mate.
See you later, mate.
See you later, mate.
You could have been right.
You could have been.
You could have been.
Hi, Megan.
Hi, Megan.
She's watching man, that's too much to repeat to you.
Yes, Megan, you okay?
Yeah, you good?
No, no, no, no, no.
Is it your wannabe brother?
No.
That's my best mate, but...
Oh!
Oh!
One of their mums there.
Oh!
No, no, nothing.
It's a little bit caught off-site.
I love this area off-site, there.
That might be right, bro.
I thought we'd actually be doing it here.
Sharp with a 10!
Go on, Sharp, you mad bastard!
Go on, Sharp!
All right, mate, have a good one.
Thank you, Sharp.
I appreciate it all.
That's a jiggy, you know.
I know it, yes.
Hey, hold on, I've got a 28, brother. Thank you, mate.
Right, can we go on?
Right, thank you for the 28.
Anabee, thank you for your one sub. Go on, Anabee.
We've got a lot of love and admiration for that.
Thank you, God. Stand for one.
And thank you, Bride for the bits.
How much money does Bride get?
Bro, he's breaded, bro.
He's so fucking breaded.
Chet, how breaded is Bride?
He's still got that much. He needs a new account.
He's sick.
Yeah.
Sometimes they don't even load onto the ship.
Like, if you were a mate...
He does that many.
You probably won't miss it a gift because it fucks up.
I think Ryan might actually refund his subs.
He frauds you?
Ooh!
You got candy kittens?
Ooh!
I'm hungry.
Rise up, rise us up.
Alright.
Now these ones require...
Are you in a shaker though?
It's a shaker there.
Yeah?
Shake it up, I barely know it.
Can you fuck off?
You're not having any of these, these are my bearings.
You might not have fought the man in the case, you might not have fought him in the basket.
You fought the man, you fought him in the basket.
Oh fuck off, that's a girl to play with man.
Do you want me to use?
No.
Don't be selfish.
There you go, here you go.
Hul!
I will hul.
I wake up in the morning.
Good morning. I want to be the person that makes the world coffee so that everyone's ready for the morning.
How's that?
How's fish?
True.
How's fish?
My brother used that there.
It's like, you put it in your body.
Oh no, I don't think that's what she uses.
Yeah, about that.
Don't say anything.
No, I think you've got a bit confused there, you know?
No, she's like that, right?
No, I don't think it is.
No, but it's like, it's like, clean, but like, all over your body.
Yeah, it's got on quits.
Thanks for having a 5 mate, you're a legend. Go on the body, thank you very much mate.
First knowledge of a 25 months mate.
Thank you Trix bro.
Thank you mate.
Thank you.
Would you like a bag?
I'll just go to the bag.
I've been looking at it the whole time.
Oh is it because I made a joke of it?
Are we actually getting them...
Con hard?
Fucks sake.
I'm actually so curious to see what I like.
That's right. I watched it.
There is a technique to it.
I was thinking about it.
Do you make a dancing video?
We should make an actual routine between us.
And do what we do with us.
We make the routine.
We can do it, yeah.
We can do other things,
but I think it just taught us the channel car only.
One.
See how it could be done.
That's a different research then.
Everyone could bring their own move into it
Move into it and we'll establish them together.
It's all in the hubs really.
Oh shit!
What the fuck?
What?
Dude!
It's got motion.
Oh shit!
Shit!
Oh shit, shit.
It's all in the hubs.
It's all in the hubs.
It's all in the hubs.
Yeah.
That's where I carry my things.
I actually pay for being in bagging so thank you being in.
I'm like, I'm a mad wife right now.
I thought we'd get them.
That's thanks you mate.
Thanks for making so much.
What?
Thank you.
For that or this?
Do you want me to act like I'm a loser?
Thanos on me.
I can't.
I did it on the other side of my head.
Thanos on me.
Don't you stress.
Oh my fucking god.
What the fuck is that?
She's an attack.
Who?
She's an attack.
Who that?
Lisa.
Lisa's an attack.
Lisa's an attack.
You weren't even paying, were you?
Yeah.
Yeah, you weren't even paying anyway.
No.
So I hope it's actually true.
Get off a snack.
Should I die if you say it's a mess?
Get off a snack.
I get it.
Yeah, sort of.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I'm sure I'm sure to them of this one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
There's one
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
What do we reverse this over there?
Let's get the backpack just so
It's not through a skin, Taze, what is that for?
Yeah, it's not, I'm not joking, it's my shirt
I'm sure it gets my shiver, I'm excited.
Shots once or four then.
Whatever you don't.
Why is it eight?
Sixth.
Tell your buddy not to go first.
I'm just wasting it on me.
It's for the body and not the face.
I'll use it.
You can have double base on your face and body, it is six.
Can you have double base on your face to the bottom?
Yeah.
Is it safe to have it on your face?
Is it recommended to have it on your face?
Is it recommended to have it on your face?
You can feed somebody.
I put it on my face.
Have you?
Yeah.
It looks absolutely gorgeous.
Thank you.
It burns.
So I usually use Balian, which is my committed one, and that's really good for dry skin.
I like it.
And then it burns when you put it on.
It burns?
But then how do you get used to it?
I always put it on my face.
I've got quite...
I don't know, sir.
I've got quite sensitive.
I've got quite sensitive.
That'll be them dorms.
I think dinner is on you tonight.
It is on me tonight.
Well, I'm cook, I'll cook.
No, I'll eat it very much.
By the way, I have to clean your pans with mine.
My pans?
Here we go.
Okay.
I'll take it, I'll take it for you.
I'll take it, I'll take it for you.
Oh, sorry, sorry, take it slow, please, sir.
That could have been right, that could have been right.
I will see you in a week of the mornin', I have.
See ya.
See ya, see ya now.
Yeah, I do.
Is that recommended for cameras?
What is it?
EJCR, I'm his favourite.
EJCR, I'm his favourite.
Copy some ones.
Rude.
Are we still fucking subtle, aren't we?
Sure.
There's a Wi-Fi still going.
Nice.
No, no, no.
Cos I have to have a sponsor.
Right.
Let's go, shall we go?
Shall we get some figures?
Well, the backpack's on 60, so...
I don't know.
Can I order it?
Where would you want to go?
I don't know.
Somewhere we can sit down.
I don't know, we don't have a search here either.
Let's put it back home and then we're at Nando's.
Good luck.
Shall we nip home, get a battery, and then nip Nando's?
Shall we just order one and eat at the Alps?
I've got some food at the Alps.
Yeah, probably better.
Yeah, please.
I want to be the person that wakes up.
Baby, baby, baby, baby.
Ow!
I need more lemon plush.
Josh, why's that putting your chair forward a little bit?
Yeah, no, Josh.
Huh?
What's that, mate?
Oh, I'm just going to put it on.
She was going there and I'm fucking still in hamster.
What do you say?
Don't even move the seat forward.
A little bit.
No worries.
I'm going to win.
Probably go.
Oh!
Absolutely mayhem.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What's up?
Should we go on the chair and put it on?
Yeah, wash your mind.
Should we?
I'll never go into the other guy's house.
Jesus Christ.
I don't know what to do.
You think I'll tell you about this?
Yeah.
Morals come into play when you've been treated like shit.
What's she got?
What's that for?
Me.
You should have seen the way she was fucking looking at us.
Do you know what I think?
I've just fucking ran someone over in front of her.
I told her to go and pick him up.
And then drove over her.
So what's it that's got a red bullet in the cup holder?
like fucking clearly is and no one said that you'll just be the fucking
genie it is
yeah they might have but we got confused didn't they
that's yes chances is why it's on his side
i'll meet stuffer hungry guys
same
yeah stuffer hungry
excuse you
yeah
going then after you
what time is it
who drives with fucking head phones on
that's crazy one
she knows she's got a fucking radio in the car
She's got headphones on while she's driving.
That's really dangerous.
Excuse me, love.
Excuse me!
Oi!
People!
Excuse me, love.
Just out of curiosity, why do you drive with headphones on?
Turn the phone.
Oh, man, I just cure it if that's all.
He's a flexor over that.
He won the John Connor ring, won't involve it.
She's not having that.
She's on the phone.
You sure you two closed that one?
I was genuinely curious to watch that.
No, you sure you two closed.
I was like, what am I being curious?
You didn't check for anything.
You checked for anything.
I have just bought you some for you.
I'm not going to finish yet.
Go on, go on.
I'm going to order some of it from Nandles.
I'd like to know that.
I won't even keep the chicken.
What if I end up there for the rest of the day?
Now, do what it is.
I forgot, and I'll make sure.
If I won this for you, I thought this guy would have
brought a fucking spare batter can sit in his fucking job.
He's kind of ruined the whole thing to Boris.
Yeah, he's put the guilt on me, mate.
Why is it gonna stop?
Is it not your duty to bring the spare batter?
Why is it not tonight?
It's about six this year, we've come about an hour.
Correct or not, correct?
Still learning how to use a tripod.
He still learns how to use a tripod to carry a batter.
Backpack, backpack.
You're not still learning.
You're fucking fully up.
You can't play that card now!
You can't play that card now!
You know, I do all sorts of nice stuff and I never get to appreciate it, but soon I do one thing wrong.
Oh yeah, because that's unexpected for any chance.
But what nice stuff is it holding the camera? You mean your job?
It's a job! That's a job!
I can't see the job.
She had another dentist at nine, fuck, I forgot.
You might actually have a dentist at nine?
Why?
Because I'm not a fill-in feel.
I have to go on this, I can't get in the point before that
Yeah but since what Dennis is opening at 9 o'clock?
I have to go on this, this is the centre
Oh you're on the right, fuck that
Georgie, thank you for the gift dude, so I'm calling Georgie
Can't you see the chat?
Can't you shut the fuck up
I've got a loving heart, loving admiration for that, you know
Thank you Georgie
Got the wrong way there, but it's Will Adapt
Alright he's
Yeah.
You're a shit.
You're not on it.
You're the head of the-
Ah, yeah, I like that.
Fuck you, Bobby Orange.
Who's thanks a bill?
Fuckin' someone, this.
Someone who does.
It's fucking money, yeah?
That's disgusting.
Oh!
I say no.
Fuck me.
I do just like saying Bobby Orange.
Fuck.
Bobby Orange.
Fuck you, Bobby Orange.
Yeah, I know that.
I'll be lying if I say no.
Don't play with us, it's crap.
Right now, a little flashback to you in 2024.
Shawn Mendes first.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Heyа Cere, I'm here to take you on your trip.
I've been waiting for you guys a lot.
I want to take you on your trip.
Let's go!
Hey, Cere, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on, tell me.
Come on, let's go!
Cere!
Cere!
Cere!
Cere!
Cere!
Cere!
Cere!
Come on!
Hey Siri, hey Siri, play Just Friends by Sombra.
Now playing Back to Friends by Sombra.
Maybe that's what it's called, but they're eventually unbelievable Sombra, anyway.
This will be my favourite song of the year so far.
Here we go.
How can we go back to being friends
Where we just shared a bed?
How can we go happy and pretend
Let's stand by the new bed
oh we've been there oh what yes mate you're right yeah we have a picture
I've been waiting so you've been waiting outside this house
that was a loony tour when I was getting photos of us at the house
can I have a picture?
we're having a picture on the screen
What's the name?
It's a picture.
This is a picture.
It's 15,000.
15,000.
It's a picture.
Go on mate.
Mate.
Don't make a fucking deck now because I said no.
No, mate.
Get off it.
Go on mate, fucking it.
It's King's day, mate.
This is not happening.
Don't come to the house because this will not be happening.
Yeah, what are we going to do?
The location.
Hang on, mate.
That's not the pub I'm in.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, see you later.
All right.
Hold on, yeah?
Right, everyone, yeah?
So basically he's on the agenda and he's saying don't give a f**k I'm not gonna give a f**k
I'll be honest, I'll be honest, I won't get your bollocks out of what people want to say, you know
but outside the house, for us and all go
Okay, well there you go, from now on, no more felt outside the house
I mean, I was with that but I kinda felt bad
There you go
He's just undermining me, that's what he's talking about
He's undermining my presence
I didn't want to be the one to say no there.
You just don't remind me of that, do you?
I've not, because you've got a foot anyway.
You've not remind me of that, do you?
Well, I'd like to apologise.
I would actually like to apologise.
Apologise, sir.
Right.
Let's go go go chat. It's always for us for some reason, for a connection, down here
over there, there we go, back on the track. Let's go go go.
Let's get loud. Why is this so much shit?
I've got you.
Oh, I hate you all day.
Can you go out and get some stuff out of the room please?
Of course I can.
Can I have all my porcelain, mate?
I think I've got a lot of the cats on.
Let's get loud.
Open the gate.
I'll see you when you're out of there.
What's up?
Oh, this guy.
Mara!
Mara!
right thank you Morgan thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
we can do it all morning here surely one gets that one yeah yep all the more
and then you repapse it's just you know it's not mine Peter
okay Mike that's definitely not my Pepsi is that getting repapsing
You get that eventually we'll get there
Nicely done there pop you got it
Right, we're home chatting for that in the fridge, doesn't it?
No, we've got all the crickets in here.
And we pack them from the way.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Right, I'm going to face a bit as well.
If you're fucking water bottles, not that much, it don't put it in the fridge.
That's not going.
That's what?
That's changed you.
Yeah.
Well, it's just a bit of water.
Well, then, I mean, I did purposely not show it, but if you don't ask, that's fine.
I'm going to put it back on so they can hold back.
Hold on, mate.
Kicking me, kicking me.
Right, these are the best ones from your eyes apparently.
Let's give this a fucking go.
Let's go back, back to being both...
There's only fucking one in there!
One what?
Nah, a good pair.
There it is.
I've got it on here.
That's a bit, yeah.
There's only one in there mate.
Nope, there's two.
One more.
I'm not that thick man.
You have to literally pick it up.
What the fuck has it got on it?
That's just what they're hoping to eat.
Oh my god, put it in the bag. I'm not ready for this yet.
I'm not ready to break that mood yet.
The two slimy.
You should know.
I fucking fled. You get it? You get it?
What the fuck you know is that? Doctor, Doctor can you open this please?
What the fuck is that? I can't keep that slimy.
You can feel? Exactly there's another one in there, thank you mate.
What's that noise? I'll bless you. Thank you.
You pill him, you pill him? Yeah, right it's alright, I'll do it like that.
Yeah, you go with that one, I'll take a bit of it.
I'm about to start the science experiments.
Okay.
We have a broken...
Stopper scope.
Microstope.
You've got bacteria?
Yeah.
Microstope.
Okay.
So what you do here, you look at bacteria and germs, and this is how all the Einstein discovered chlamydia.
Really?
We've also got an electrical circuit that we're going to go through, and then we've got
Ultimate Science Kit Advanced Series, we have Explosive Experiments and 150 Phone Size
Experiments.
Can we get your pictures then?
Can we get your pictures then?
I'll talk
Can we get your pictures then?
Top off, top off, top off
Chaz has just leaked the address
300,000
I'm not sure what's that for
I'm gonna zoom in on that one and then realise the label's in the front
Who puts the label there?
He's still wearing the backpack
Yeah he is, he's still wearing it
He'll know that the camera's gonna show every fucking point that happened
Fucking dick
Right
Okay
And there he passes out the switch and just...
I've tried to port them as well, obviously.
Ooh, is that 65% man?
How the fuck am I gonna do it by myself?
Port them when I don't want birds.
Let me see if you want to switch your nose.
Hello, Ken.
Oh my God, James!
That is fucked!
What?
Randomly, I'm using the sizing of the exact team, so I'm using the exact team.
Is that it?
So I've been lost?
Because you just fell under the car?
No, but why?
By the military, I've come with all the sizing of the exact team.
So we've all got an ethics?
Make it a bit brighter, please, just.
Well, won't you say that to me?
Make it a bit brighter.
Are you eating, then?
He's done it for the team, so there's lots of them.
Say that to me.
I'm fine with that, it'll be good because your fuck is fucking, you know, I'm going to take your fucking butter.
Er, when we're about to tea you say, so fuck you.
Don't have the fucking cash, watch him.
Okay, alright.
Thank you.
Have a good one.
Ah, we are.
How was your life?
I thought it was fun.
Alright, see you in a minute.
Ah, we are.
Yeah.
How are you doing?
Good.
How's your thing about it?
How you seen?
I'm not sure.
I'm just going to throw it away.
Huh?
Where's your drink, though?
What's the real thing?
Oh.
Pardon?
What's the time?
7 o'clock
Al, I'm here to some fucking chocolate man
I'm gonna go and get that to you then
Oh, I know
I was there when I was a little bit bored, so I was like
Er, I don't have a line on those three man
Yeah, I should get some of that
Say it
Nah, I want the other one
I'm going to go and get it
You're gonna have it
Okay
I'm gonna put it to you there, I'll put it
Ooh
Man, go over here
That's unreal
What's the matter, Zoro? What?
You went for one?
Yeah
Karmic
Oh Karmic's Panna Plus, fucking lovely
My old tea, somebody left me my new tea
Literally I've got a Karmic's Karm one
I was gonna say I might as well just shoot
Is it
I won't put the Samson in every section
The Samson, the Landon's order in the Samson Dubs
What's that?
Sam's name is on the side
I'll do this
Yeah, three of us take it right
Hello and welcome to Taysie's wonderful science class.
Come with me, wherever I have the things.
Okay, Jack, welcome.
Sorry, I'm missing a jaffa cake.
You teach me a song, will you?
These are slides.
This is a stopper scope.
We have electrical currents.
We have slides, and then we have...
...science gear.
There's four different experiments, and a hundred different...
...science gear.
Well, we'll...
...call him.
No, he said you've got the label off like you weren't going to do it.
We'll tell someone about it.
I don't know, I don't know.
Um, maybe...
...we'll put that on here.
That's what you're talking about.
What should we start with?
Easy protein.
I was ordering myself some lunch.
What the fuck are they there for?
I'm barely.
There was on there too.
I was ordering myself some food.
I'll just have a drink.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Mine.
Hey, is there a way you can kick my child?
You see him?
Yeah, we're not, we're not shit.
Yeah?
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, we just want it and you leave.
Oh?
Probably the best I've done at APC of course.
I'll do it, I'll do it when I go up.
Alright.
You hold your mic.
Alright, let's put everything in the bag and check it up.
Alright, John.
I'm gonna end my segment now.
I'll go back life later.
I have to go down this one.
What is he doing down there?
So I'm checking to give him a wisdom tooth.
It's my most like one.
I can't believe you.
I know what I know wisdom teeth look like.
Not quite.
Well I can't do it if you fucking look up there dickhead.
You scruff.
Nah, I ain't wisdom teeth at all.
Oh, that's wisdom teeth.
Here you go.
Thank you, good luck.
Thank you.
Give it to Ben.
Give it to him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love the charity.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
That's okay.
That's it.
That's it.
Okay.
Keep going.
Yeah, what should we start with?
She's got a performance.
Yeah, man.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for watching.
I'll be back later.
I'll have a flicker at the base on WWE.
Oh, that'd be fantastic.
That'd be fantastic.
That'd be fantastic.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
All subs.
Thank you.
But I'm pretty much all subs fault everything. Hopefully mate, they'll leave me with them, so I'll remove the white one.
And the white one.
Nice.
I'll send it over to Taze, and I'll see you's after...
And then just...
Hopefully they don't have to get it removed.
They'll remove it, right, goodluck?
That's right.
Peace, chap.
Hopefully they'll have to remove it tonight.
I'd better be in my six feet still, fucking line.
I'm taking a toothbrush out chap. Nice.
Oh shit! Got three shins!
Two toothbrushes, but one charger.
How does that make any sense?
The choux kit.
The choux kit?
The choux kit.
Oh!
Where are you going?
I don't know.
What else you buying there?
We have a whole bin on.
Thank you.
There's a couple of little bottles there.
Two push there.
I don't know that being honest.
So mine.
Kit Katynke is not mine.
He's too, he's too, he's too rival, not too...
I don't think he's too nice.
Well, that means I think he's alright.
That's right.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Oh, don't get bashing on this, it's alright.
Oh!
That's a nice man.
Well, this can come off.
Ah!
Let's go, go, go!
Let's see if the Wi-Fi's back on, chat.
Hang on, have you seen the Wi-Fi's right now?
Am I on Wi-Fi?
I think I am on Wi-Fi, though, alright?
Yeah, Wi-Fi's fine.
Wait, wait, wait.
Fuck you, problem is there.
Fuck knows.
Alright, let's go, go, go.
What, a PC, just in case someone tries to be sneaky bugger?
Sit down.
Just and collaboration.
Do that.
Hello, hello, hello.
Muted.
There we go.
Fixed it.
Fantastic.
Hello there, Joe.
and goats. Nice little bit of shopping there. Probably should have done more today but we
did forget about it so it's a shame but we can just go back out tomorrow and do some more.
Oh, I'm going to minute. Put these chips on my plate. No, just before you come out, put
these chips on my plate. And not just a few chips. Get an actual portion of chips and
put them on my plate. So just before you come out put his chips on my plate, he's already
covered the winning rings, so put his chips on my plate. An actual portrait, I don't know
if you just put a few on there. That's the definition of money you've never watched
I know you've got to tell.
Yes, please.
He's fit off the impact on that charge.
Yeah, just don't put a few on there because I will know exactly.
Governor Stacey is fucking unbelievable.
Hey, Chessie!
Forever the Five gifted. Go on, Chessie.
Thank you very much for that.
I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you, love.
Thank you so much, Chessie.
Chassis in your bath this evening. How do you know Chassis in the bath just like you are I said? I'm gonna minute
I'm just copying this stream on YouTube.
Yeah, sorry, I'm fucking, I forgot to do it.
I'll log on to it.
Hey, Laylat, 517, mate, go on.
Oh, he said it in chat.
Brilliant.
Well, we'll see then.
Check me bedchairs, cheers.
Mate, Carmex.
Chat, anyone who wants to sleep, man, Carmex is the best.
It's so fucking good.
So fucking good.
Right, then we've got some mouthwash
that prevents gum disease, so that's good.
Nobody wants gum disease.
We've got a nice small bottle of disirano.
Just, I mean, it looks quite cute, so that's why.
Two brush, yeah.
Adults for spots, let's have a look.
Give me bed work!
Don't actually take the piss.
Oh, thank fuck.
Hopefully we're all right then.
Yeah, I thought you had me on.
These, this can go right on this little fucker here.
That little fucker.
See if it's easy.
You want?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm good mate.
I fucking missed.
There you go, oh they only, I've already popped it.
You meant to put them on, you meant to put them on before you popped them, aren't you?
Cold, that's that smart for me, I like that.
that's one wasted that's one that's just been wasted no worries that's good that's
good to know them well at least listen you live and you learn and I'm new to
all this fucking shit so where's me open one by the way where's me open I'm not
fucking like I'm going to waste there's no way by the way there's two in there
there's no way you're out of me oh my god there is how are you meant to peel
these and it's all fucking full of slime. There is two, there is two. Is that what it's
a minute ago higher up there you go it feels really weird on me I don't like
this it feels really weird why is it covered in like why is it covered in
fucking what you call it. Slime as fuck. There you go. We're on. 10 to 15 minutes.
What time is it now? Quarter past. Right, there you go. Oh, it hydrates your skin. I'm fucking
Nope, so it's fucking piss work through.
Oh, fucking hell.
I say, well, I speak about hydration.
You're slaying.
I hear it, sister.
I'm never beating them.
Anyway, moving on.
Right, well, so we got in a Duff creamy indulge.
Then we've got the Eldren.
Some more eye things.
I wonder if we can actually see the difference if I use these by the way. I wonder.
I don't know why he keeps putting Tuesday 3 years in Dagestan. I don't know why he means by that to be honest.
Obviously, up the Johnnies. Let's give him the healthcare cup of this.
Put the card in there.
Um, toothbrush.
There we go, Beano still live, I know you've spammed it 20 time runs, I will get there,
relax, there ain't no fucking problem.
You are still live Beano, did you end it on your toolkit?
Yeah, it's alright, I can do it for you if you want.
And then, just when I'm in the shower and I want a little surprise, oh, hello, minty
balls.
That's what we're taking into the bathroom.
Good fuck.
Yeah, we should be alright.
I can actually take this off now because it's already been popped so it's pointless.
I don't know mate, I can have a look.
I can't lie, it's scary as fuck though if I'm honest.
Sleek cherry spritz, my personal one, you think?
There we go, leave it.
Where did I just put it?
Fuck now, I'm getting my car, I ain't wasting that.
It's transparent, I can't see it.
Don't matter, don't matter, reduces the redness, well it doesn't matter now does it, for fuck's sake.
Does it actually, are you taking a piss?
How's with the healing, just leave it on, I won't fucking do it right now.
J-Dog! Go on J-Dog! We love you J-Dog!
We do we love you J-Dog we do we love you J-Dog we do oh
J-Dog we love you go on the boy for having a saying gifted mate fucking legend
Thank you very very much man. I'm excuse me. I appreciate you a lot mate. Thank you J-Dog
Thank you, bro
Appreciate it. So man, by the way, anyone who gifted or anything like that when we went out. Thank you so so much
I appreciate appreciate you man. Thank you
excuse me son you're definitely shaggy now you're buying all the skin care and
like it that meat that what I want to look after me skim pardon me when's the
horror game with edgy I'll mess these dead jeans and I won't put my nine o'clock
ten o'clock something like that I've told him to download don't scream and
back rooms so that should be hilarious I can't lie and I'm just in your clock
era just to be clocked era right where is the one and only I am the one and only
Charlie give it a 15 mate go on the boy thank you very much Charlie I appreciate
that man thank you Jakey is back on Sunday chat Jakey's back on Sunday
There he comes.
Showing my door. Right, let me put all this in it. This needs to go into the bathroom as well, with that and this and that and this.
Nice.
Nice.
Sunday, that's so long.
Aim it, I'll burry for you.
If you're sat there fucking waiting for Jakey Davis to get back, you're fucking doing something wrong with your life.
Not my joking, what the...
But yeah, it's really funny.
He fucking...
He had a go at jazz before.
I now fucking say it.
It was way too far.
Let me have a look here. Let me try and fucking see it.
Fucking joke.
Nice. There we go.
You're slaying. Thank you very much. I'm not trying to slay. I'm not trying to clock it.
I'm just trying to be the best possible version of me.
That was fucking embarrassing. I hadn't thought I'd try and get it in there.
There we go, Clark!
Nice, there we go.
It'll probably be out tomorrow this year, if I'm honest, probably tomorrow.
Let's have a look.
Oh, it is out, Jack.
It is out.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first video that we filmed in the house.
Welcome to the boba house!
I'm a good boy! Get me out of here!
Today the good boy is a famous house parter.
It's fucking unbelievable!
We'll all be waiting for you.
How good is that?
Let's see, which one, boys, bro?
Oh, where's my camera?
Oh, there we go.
How fucking good is that?
That's the best part, I'd say.
Mate, I will say, I'm not gonna ruin the video.
I'm not gonna watch the video.
I just want to go to my party. Oh my god. It's so funny. So funny. If you've watched the office, you'll love my party
unbelievable
Oh, no.
I can't stand this.
Come on!
Oh, no.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
You did it!
You did it!
You're a nice...
Right, are you okay?
Come on, man.
So, can we get any f***ing part of you all?
I'm a hero.
Big time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why, are you here?
Febber Rockstar, you've probably heard of my band.
Foregone Conclusion.
What?
Yeah, I heard of that one.
You haven't heard of it?
Life on the road.
Yeah, this party's gone off.
Are you going to teach Justin to dance at you?
There's a party there.
We've got to get the dancing going first.
All the chicks are turning up later on.
They've put a stapler in jelly.
It's just wasting.
Can you go and put that somewhere?
Don't waste it, because that's wasting food.
And there's people starving in the world, which I hate.
Fuck's sake.
So funny.
It's actually hilarious.
fucking love it, he's so good in, he's so good, he's actually so good
I want to rub my eyes, I don't like this, I don't like this because I can't rub my eyes
I don't like that, I don't like it
What else?
What is there anything on tonight?
Anything interesting on?
I had an acoron, let's have a look
That's lost
Ryan Joyce lost, of course he did
Why would anyone win?
Community Cup final ballers league reaction I don't know I don't know what
they're fucking you've lost me oh this I didn't know that I wanted this this is
the team that's going to the final well this is the team that got into ball league
to get reviewed. All the fans,
by the way, mental. It would
be good, but it wouldn't be good
for ball league to intimidate
into the crowd. What do you call
it? The blue team are the
Manchester team. And the red
team, the red team is south
southern team. The London team
team have been chatting shit all
week leading up to this game.
But there's a difference. When
you're from Manchester, you know
how to win. Great tackle. Oh,
foul given on a corner. Look at
the by the way, some of these
goals chat. Yeah, this Manchester
is the is the is the beauty.
That's a foul.
two. One one just like that.
He's got it again. He's got it.
I will say is these fans actually are like being deadly serious here. These these are actually being 100% serious like no fucking about these are getting really like generally like a normal football crowd.
No, no, that's yeah, mate it that they there's it kicks off. I mean what the fuck is a goalkeeper doing?
That's that's why that's why they're going over just you know, because I've just given shit the whole game
I don't know what the goalkeepers doing the lights not
He's going to play it, but while that was...
By the way, this fourth goal chat is unbelievable.
Wait for this fourth goal.
Jack Pata, Bayern! This is brilliant!
It could be four!
I'm looking at that.
Fantastic play from Bayern.
He's got another crack at it now!
Referee!
There's a big gap in the wall for the goalkeepers left,
but you have to imagine who's our half-life cover.
Can Bayern get it up and...
BOOM!
Look at that!
What a goal, honestly it was an unbelievable finish, was that now a 4-1?
I think. I mean, I don't know
what again. What are they doing?
Oh, unbelievable again. If I'm
honest, I think the book got a
shot. They're going to need four
to five weeks to adapt and to get
get to the pace of it. Oh,
four to five weeks to adapt and to get get to the pace of it. Oh, I forgot that happened.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Should have let me. How above is that? It's fucking unbelievable.
It's unbelievable, isn't it?
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Jan Pata, Bayern, Jan Pata.
Those two have recovered today.
He enjoys.
F***ing unlocker.
Mate, I can't remember what's called his hand.
He did.
He's full of one, isn't he?
I'm gonna search for a name. I might need another.
I need this.
There, penalty. That was it.
He's off his line again.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god. Yeah, that was
chat
Not in that in it. I mean looking at
He's nice not in it. He's not I've missed five other or food
Shed on the nummest five of you bro shadow favor the five bro, sorry. Thank you very much, man
I appreciate our brother you're fucking go sorry for missing bro my bad
It's just it's not coming all that's all but thank you very much brother, let's end thank you man
No no no no intense but like also I what the fuck is going on here
Like
Bro, you've been bad five to you've tried shit all week
You've been you've had your ass whooped off Manchester and then you're fucking
Fans have run on your fans are running on a pitch over a sixes. I gave come on come on
Let's fucking saw it come on and then pop up it
But and then I won't say anything about it too much
But the Ottomans accused Pathy's co of doing something which has to get them investigated and load of bollocks
And then they got for anyway
Shadow, favorite of five, mate.
Go on, the boy, favorite of five, Shadow.
Thank you very much, man.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you very much, brother.
I appreciate that a lot, mate.
Thank you very much, Shadow.
Go on, the fucking boy.
Thank you very much, man.
So yeah, it's mental, if I'm honest.
It's quite, if I'm being honest, the Ottomans.
Listen, I love teams that speak much,
but you've got to back it up.
But I mean, kicking off, because you lost,
it's just a bad taste, I know.
It's just a bad taste.
in my opinion anyway. We play Wembley at Wembley. That's a lot of those ones right. I'm on different
cars one. I'll keep that. Wembley at Wembley is crazy by the way. That's unreal that. That's
Absolutely unbelievable.
By the way, how the fuck has this fuck got Wembley done to Wembley Doubles at Wembley and put it on his second channel?
That, ah, do you know what I mean? There's fucking, I don't know if I've seen this game, isn't there?
He is the fucking top dog of the level of football content on YouTube, 100%.
100%. Jake, can we see your accounts you own so we know what to follow? Mate. Jinz Plus,
Angry Jinz 13, more Jinz and Jinz Live. You can subscribe to it, we haven't fucking
what I subscribe to but that they're my official ones mate. Shadow! Shadow again, Oly! Shadow
again, shadow again, shadow again, Oly! Thank you shadow mate. Right it's been 15 minutes
shut. Can I rub my eyes? Can I rub my eyes? I mean, I must admit, they actually, you can
kind of see something. You're glowing. Rub it in.
You know what I'm saying? Shadow! Shadow again, Olai Olai! Shadow again, shadow again, shadow again,
Olai Olai! Thank you very much mate. I appreciate you Shadow. Thank you very
much brother. I appreciate you man. You're a fucking legend. Thank you bro.
right chat let's have a look here I'm gonna minute
jesus
there we go
right let's go
delete all these
Delete, delete, nice.
Delete, delete,
move.
Just saw on my homepage chatting on my head,
I see...
Amber!
Five out of five, Amber, go on, Amber.
Thank you very, very much. I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you, Amber. You're a fucking absolute goat.
Go on, Amber. Five out of five, love.
Hey, big story, give it a nine as well, man. Thank you very much, mate.
I thought that was a quickie day job, no I've had a quickie day job for fucking weeks
But won't get a fucking finalised because it's with a fucking F1 driver and there's that much going into it
It's absolutely bollocks
AMAAA!
Go on Amar!
What a fucking goat!
Go on Amar with a 5000 bitties!
Go on the boys, thank you very much bro, I appreciate the 5,000 bits mate, what's he said?
Straight to the point, next week I'm hoping a noob zero tournament for our fortnight.
First only and after UK team captain from your German Red Bull athletes.
So you're hosting a noob only zero build tournament in fortnight for 250,000 plus 150,000 for first only.
What are you going on about here?
Would love you to be a UK team captain.
Well, I'm I don't know if I'm fucking I think I might have it depends what day and stuff like that message
My name's come on mate all the details and I see what I'm doing, but uh if I can't I will if I can't I'm sorry mate
But I'll do my best man. Thank you very much. So I appreciate that a lot. Thank you. I'm a bro. I appreciate it
It's like you're fucking legend. Thank you, bro. Hey, thank you so much man on this sir
Runa, yeah, mate. I said all the time, mate
What's wrong with that my hair okay?
Oh, so there are her.
Hang on a minute, you can't be a fucking noob.
You can't be a fucking noob.
We made ten players face off.
Any of my players?
Oh, there is.
I want to see anything that Kansas said.
Here we go.
What's the statement?
And six cringy fans.
That club's full of egos.
And six cringy fans.
What was that?
I
Was it that wrote it I have turned up
Snake
There's a few snakes in that room
He's not one of them. Where's the snakes? He's a fucking snake. Oh, no, there's not. Ah, there's a couple in there
Toby bowls a fucking snake come to the stage
It was a bad time.
Yeah, there's some fucking interesting people in there.
Ron Caddall, fucking Ron Caddall.
You do strike me as a nice humble guy, and I think NDL's full of egos, you know what I mean?
A lot of big characters, so I'm not sure if you actually suit a team like that.
I see you want me to say names. I just feel like there's a lot of big players
and I don't know if you fit into that category of someone that wants the limelight.
Do you know what I mean?
So we have a lot of big players, United got not big players, no?
No we do, but I'm well suited to that.
And Kringley fans, I think we've got more than six.
I don't remember saying six, but...
I think six would be the six questions.
I think you've got a lot of cringey fans. I don't know if you're one to do the...
Well said, well said.
...there in your strike. Do you know what I mean? A chilled guy. So I'm wondering how you're going to do next season.
I think it made sense. Biggest club in all the league.
Yeah.
I hope you don't drown in it.
Oh!
Oh! Go on, Cads!
Go on, Cads!
You can't!
That's the podcast equipment that they got from the STS podcast.
Anything to do with STS about them?
Lioness game and it didn't take much convincing
You're gonna see it goes on about it
Listen that's where you had I let you have your shine and well done. You got your MVP. What does he live on?
So you get same five and soon as yeah, I'm gonna
Oh, you're going lucky.
Can we have another minute? Can we not?
Taze did the biggest volcano ever. He hasn't.
Are you fucking... Are you, like, honestly, like,
listen, listen, I'm all for a fucking laugh and a joke.
Taze did the biggest volcano ever. Are you all right in the end?
Volcano ever.
It looks back to that, mate.
Anyone that you see at M7, or saw at M7,
M7 and then moved to
Prime FC
There are fucking backstabbing bastard pretty much and that's all I'll say on the map. That's all I'll say on the map
Change will you be a ball he gave me five I'm a sat on the bench. I'm sat by the bench
I can't guarantee you mate. I definitely I think I'm missing two weeks of all this
But I'm probably better for the other ones
But M7 is done. Yeah, it's done because the backstabbing that's why it's done and more to it obviously
Oh, here we go. Specs saving the release their video as we'll be able to see the wrecking.
I think we're not fit enough.
I'm happy to bring some of it.
Keep going, keep going.
Man, this is what's in Manchester this week.
Business end of the season.
Viper's got big plans for Wally, but first let's go on Branden, you have a 17, thank you mate.
Two in a row, Branden.
Okay, here we go again.
Well, here we go again, so switch your...
Switch your ingest.
Oh shit, I used your first ingest.
Yeah, first.
Yeah, okay, mate.
So...
Morgan, yeah, I'm all ears.
Have you heard of a bit of, you know...
lingo
I like a bit of lingo
Can you be a bit specific please?
So you're in a white, you know, what the apples and pear?
Yeah, it's got a lot of motorist status. It's cocky. It's cocky with cock- cock- cocky
Mm-hmm
so
I'm
To see if there's anything you really need to tell me.
I've sold you
I was getting them on the shit.
First half shit, 5 to 10.
I was joking.
What?
I was joking.
What?
I was joking.
What?
Because I actually thought you meant cash.
And you actually put out a bag of sand.
Yeah.
What's in a bag of sand?
Yeah, but that could also be the grand.
What?
The grand.
The grand.
Yeah, but that could also be the grand, the grander cash.
I'm gonna blow that one.
Yeah, no, it's caught me again.
So I'm alright, I'll leave that one.
You sure?
Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.
You sure?
You know, I'm positive, yeah, thought it was the word.
But you, you, you give me something, you give it back,
and you give me something, and you took it back.
Yeah, erm, return.
But I fuck you, that day.
Disgusting.
Who?
Small boy.
Well, are you a private going?
Yeah, I'm a private going.
I think that's it.
My wife's looking like that.
Do you think you can take him to the world's biggest volcano?
No, you shouldn't see any of it.
Come and have a look at that.
You have to.
You don't have to.
I don't have to.
Let me have a look.
I'll do something else.
I'll take you to the door.
Are you using me?
Are you fucking out your car?
Fine.
Okay.
This was the volcano where I ruptured.
Ah!
What the fuck did it get? It was fucking massive.
I don't know what it was. It was.
It was a fucking huge model.
What's going on here?
Well, we're about to put that next to the ground.
Oh you know? Yeah. It's going down, boss.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Yeah, I'm telling you, I probably won't say what you're saying, I'm kidding.
I'm telling you, this actually worked.
So we've got, do you want to know the options?
You can help me out.
That's the stepper score, because we've got nothing, are we?
Yeah, because of what the tune here is.
Damn what they can't do.
And you know what you should do? You should test on one of these, on an exam.
You know what we've been doing for the last time? Go.
I'm signed.
And come here.
Careful with the step of the store.
That is actually right.
I'm going to just see me on that.
You've not undone it.
What do you mean undone it?
Look, you're looking to a black nose?
You're looking at black nose?
What the fuck are you doing?
Why doesn't he do that?
Why doesn't he do that?
You what?
I'm not looking at it as you put there. That is, honestly, microscope. Put it on the wrong
thing, bro. You put it on the right thing. I know I did. But there's nothing on it. That
That's why I'm not seeing that one.
Did I put this in the wrong one?
Okay, what's next?
So, we've got a lot, right?
Super snot.
Horrible history.
Please.
Yeah, we've also got
messy music.
Yeah.
You alright?
The boys have got a lot of lamp. Nice, they've got a lot of lamp.
What do you mean by that?
Well, they've got a lot of lamp and no lamp.
Because you're just going to paint blocks into it.
Well, they've got a lot of lamp.
How do you do that?
They've got a lot of lamp.
We also have fantastic fireworks.
Where do you know anyone else?
Why?
Because it's eight hours away from putting fireworks off.
You've got to have some fireworks with me, can you?
I'll be honest with you.
What's it?
You got lump-hiring it, shall I?
No.
Oh, I think it's like fireworks in a bulb.
Fireworks in a bulb?
Yeah.
And then crazy-cut ginger.
Yeah.
How are you doing?
You all right?
We've got, um...
Oh, we can make a rocket!
Make a rocket.
Ooh!
Should we make a rocket?
Yeah.
Wait, where's all that little...
What's that?
Oh my god, that's a Lisa, these little rocket things.
All right, these instructions are a little bit hard to follow, just a little bit, right.
You should probably do this outside.
I didn't say that.
Oh, no look.
Oh, could there be a place to put them?
No.
You can keep those ones.
Put them up.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck, can you take the title please?
So it sounds like primers, they're taking us down, thank you.
Witness, boy powder.
That's right, Paul. Move it, it's beautiful.
What? Oh!
For the rocket to do that.
If not, we can use some of that else.
But what were you breeze upon?
I'll go for that.
All right, listen, all those kinds of things.
We have a lot of frisky ones, but if you see anything good, shout out.
Woo!
All right.
So we've got a really big one out there.
A volcano.
Just a volcano. We did two volcanoes.
Two volcanoes.
We did a frizzy volcano.
We've got about three.
Three.
Oh, what? Smarties!
Oh, look at them.
They might be.
You know where they are. What's that? It's an MD.
What's that? Is it me?
No, it's me.
Is it an MD? You going there?
I think it's mine.
That's what I'm trying to get out of this together.
You're not going to show me?
Nah, I thought that.
Not sure you do not eat.
There you go.
Yeah, we need to buy two of that.
That would be good.
Oh my God, I haven't got all my clothes.
Where's the nettles?
It's upstairs.
Yeah, cool it.
Don't worry, I'll show you.
I've got a fucking idea.
We got out of here.
Okay, bloody shit.
I took them all in the bag so they're not in the bag.
Can you see that? Can you see? Can you see?
You can. Can you see?
I'm going to get them for you.
No, no, no.
I'll show you a fucking, a fucking rocket shot.
Right, you have to sink it before you go in.
You know, I'm just hoping that put him in and just hold him up here.
It has to be mint mentals, they're sweet ones.
Yeah, it's fine.
You ate this.
Oh, I ain't fucking wasting that, I just bought that.
You did?
I paid.
And you ate it?
Eh?
No, I got it in here.
No, but Chaz does.
He told me.
Oh, it's that, isn't it?
Be under as well.
He is?
What?
Has anything happened?
Yeah, no.
They might hear right now.
Well, let's close the mouth, just in case later.
That's very good.
You know, he's a man that's going to fucking fight a car.
Right, get a little bit worse.
It's a flat one.
What's flat?
The floor.
Yeah, I know what's flat.
Yeah, that's not flat.
I won't change it.
Hey, that's true. Is there anything better than that? Yeah.
Do you use that one? Not the bad forms?
Nah, the better. Not the bad forms.
You mean the form one?
Nah, you don't. That's all I say.
Do you know what I mean?
I mean, is it half-empty?
I mean, the question, you know, let's get it.
What has gone on with this chat?
These streams, these films.
There we go. Now it's flat as fuck, yeah, if you've had to shake it, it won't work, it will work.
I've done it before.
No, listen, you want to see the fucking rocket, do you?
Yeah.
You're looking at one.
Whee!
Get out of there, mate.
I have to tuck it in, this ox.
What are you doing, you fucker?
I believe him.
I don't know.
You want to jump in?
You want to jump in?
Yeah.
You're not a good boy.
No, no, no.
I'm not a good boy.
The camera is not on.
You're a bad boy, right?
No.
Don't be ridiculous.
You're not a good boy.
Fuck you, show yourself then?
Come on then.
I think he's getting a Nandos.
Did you get some Nandos today?
Are you asking me if I got Nandos? More good.
What?
Didn't we all get Nandos?
Of course you did, you're my brother.
Respect.
My brother got some Nandos. I know what's going on here.
What's going on?
What's going on?
I don't know what I've called.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what I'll call Ace.
I know Ace is safe.
He's supposed to be getting Nandos.
So what happened?
Do you have a beer brothers?
I don't think so...
So what do you think?
You're all good brothers...
I got a fucking experience today
Hello
Wooooaaaaaah!
What?
I'm not going to get it here...
What?
What is it?
No, it doesn't work.
It doesn't work at all.
No, it doesn't work at all.
No, it doesn't work.
You have to go through there.
Oh, okay.
I'll go through there.
I'll go through there.
You can go through there.
Yeah, I'll go through there.
You can stand there.
Oh, do you think it's more light?
No, it's just a little bit.
That way.
You ready for this shit?
Yeah. You want to see a rocket here?
Yeah.
Oh my God!
What is it on?
Can you give me one of that?
Oh my God, it's going!
It's going!
It's gone!
I mean, that was...
That was...
That was...
I don't think I match it.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Grrrrrrrrrgh
Grrrrrrrrrrrgh
Grrrr
Grrrrrrrrgh
Where'd they come from, a cool laughing?
I don't carry my chasm, how the fuck it, you think you still it?
You don't have to think in bulk, do you?
I don't have to think
Oh
What, what, what
Don't clean that mess up of the floor
Oh that's why
I'm used for doing that
You're fucking used to it all!
Oh!
He's forwarding going.
That's why, Ginge.
Look.
Memento's forwarding going.
Use them all.
You've actually just...
Go look away, but no.
No, they're still here.
We'll just try it out.
Oh, wait.
That's pretty much how we do it.
Right, I'll be there.
This has really gone to plan.
We need a food break.
Yeah?
And then...
Nice.
Ginge.
I haven't been through your little food break, yeah, yeah.
Would you want more coffee?
No, see you can have a go on there.
Yeah.
Then we have a nerdfighter.
I'm happy with that.
I'm happy with that.
It's a nerd for nothing.
He's going down to some chasers.
I've not seen chasers since you got that.
Maybe one.
It's not a problem.
Do you want me to get it as well?
Nah.
You have your camera, man.
Yeah.
And he has his.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll keep you doing it.
Yeah, if Chasar has yours.
Is he alright?
He's alright, we'll take our time mate. I don't mind helping people.
So, I have Chazer on my team.
And he's good with my camera.
Oh yeah, he's the back pack.
You've got a lot of work to do, you've got a lot of young people.
He was right, he's my camera man.
Sorry boy.
I understand.
I don't want a pretty fat moment, I get ya.
It's alright, it's alright.
You don't mind if I take my camera off, do you?
He's not my new type, Tim, he couldn't have.
You look like a different person now.
No, you're not here.
I think it's never slow enough.
I thought it was a...
You're like, oh, man.
Are we?
No.
Yeah, we're the best.
This is my new airman.
Don't you come back.
What could he possibly have done?
Oh, he's not looking at me.
He's looking at me.
Oh, check it out.
Let's watch your movie.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't fucking tell you.
Oh, my God.
I don't fucking care anymore, man.
But you didn't know anything.
I don't know.
I'll give you.
I'll give you a minute.
You did not know, man.
That's a good idea.
You got so very early, you child.
Oh, well, you got a good idea.
Come here.
Come here.
Actually, man, yes.
I ordered a movie also in the camera.
So, I'm going to take a picture of you.
That's right.
Do you think that's shooting?
Nah, it's just a bomb.
You're doing it wrong?
Don't shoot at him, it's all wrong.
It's just a sort of bomb.
Yeah, I mean, he got a gun by WWE, you know.
It's all right, it's a bomb.
I've got the boots, but I'm doing my job with that.
You feel it?
No, no, no. That's the difference.
You don't have to do it. You want to do it.
I mean, I said it, I said I have to do it.
I'm not a dog, you know.
It's really not a joke.
I didn't even get a caravan last year.
I didn't even get a decent amount of money.
I thought you were the Camel gunner in the middle of this.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I thought I was out of it.
Mech wood?
Yeah.
I thought I was out of it.
I thought I was out of it.
Yeah, I thought that.
You know, I thought I'd get you down there.
I thought I'd wipe it out, I thought you'd get me salt.
I don't even wash my hands, you know, because we've been through a lot.
You've got those wet lines before and after the experiment, kids.
I thought I was out of it.
I thought I was out of it.
What is it on the screen?
I was just going to say, what?
I was just going to say, what is it?
I was just going to say, what is it?
I was just going to say, what is it?
Hello, hello, hello!
Let's go, go, go!
I am fucking starving Marvin chat.
Fucking starving Marvin.
We're fucking buzzing.
We're back.
That experiment with that drink was fucking awful.
Awful.
Are we ready to see?
Me too.
You are, you slag, you slag, you slag, you slag!
Broccoli mashed two butterflies.
Unbelievable.
Absolutely fucking unbelievable, chat.
Proper fucking.
No fucking about.
Absolutely no fucking about it.
Anything in particular that you want to watch, chat?
anything in particular that you want to watch?
The final reason?
TFF?
There's nothing, there's nothing, what do you call it?
Oh, Chris, I'm leaving, good yeah, Chris.
Today we are playing the first ever game of Wembley Doubles.
I don't know if it's India, has he uploaded?
Oh my god, he's fucking awesome.
Welcome back, I am stuck in India.
I am stuck.
That is a man there, he's not happy that he's stuck.
Whee!
Go on a boy!
Right, favorite of five gifted league, go on the fucking body, thank you very much mate, go on Lee, thank you so much brother, I like doing well man, thank you mate.
That is a man now, he's fucking fuming!
In India, this is the first of a man who's had his flights cancelled.
I said that.
I was supposed to come home tonight but-
Bobby Lab, you're not doing him a favor like he's gonna do yourself, aren't you?
I've been told, Angtai will sort you some more out,
but it's one of them, innit?
Could be a day, could be two, could be three,
could be a week, I don't know.
So that's the only information that I've got so far.
I just thought I'd nip on and stick this on
as a little bonus upload, really,
just to keep everyone aware of what's going on,
because if you watch the streams or whatever you might
be thinking, where are the streams?
Why is he not back home when he said he would be?
Yeah, he should be home now.
Yeah, as soon as I can get home,
I'll be getting home.
Bit of a shitter in it really, that this has happened the time that I'm here, but I mean
I could be in a worse situation couldn't I?
At least like, at least I'm alright.
Nothing's happened.
Nothing's happened near where I am.
It's literally just...
Mocking it.
Walking around here.
Just getting walking around.
Go on Aaron.
Go on Jack, brother of five mate!
Fucking go on the boy!
Thank you very much Jack mate!
I appreciate that a lot bro, thank you mate.
Maybe find a bit of breakfast.
This is the first bit of India that you're actually seeing
because even though I've already filmed like 12 vlogs,
this is your first sight of India on my YouTube channel
which is mental because I've literally been here
for getting on for two weeks now
and I'm gonna be here for a couple of days longer.
But I just felt like with everything that's going on,
I was gonna put a video on saying that I got stuck
which I did, and I was gonna think I'll stick it at the end of the series, but then I thought
what's the point in that? I think it needs to just like, even though it's Wednesday now
when this is going on, and uploads are gonna be Tuesday Sunday, and that will remain. I
felt like I just had to get this one on. Just to update you really, keep you updated with
what's going on. It's absolutely, it's boiling today as well. There's the temperature. 31
degrees oh my god 31 degrees at 11 o'clock in the morning oh my god
I wouldn't imagine it's only gonna get hotter as the day goes on do you know
what I'm not massively in breakfast man I'd actually be fucked I need to eat
something so I'd get up go for a little bit of a walk get myself more
uglier you get like a lot of you'll notice on the blogs a lot of stray dogs
Just mooch him around the streets and monkeys as well look another cat there, I'm gonna have a look at him
They just mooch
You'll notice on the vlogs a lot of stray dogs and cats just mooch him around the streets and monkeys as well look another
Really?
Monkeys is randomly about in India
That is fucking, why does one, why does one attacks you?
Look at that there.
That's where the man is.
Hello.
They just mooch around like and they just sit there and...
You'll get quite, you'll notice after a few vlogs what sort of stuff you see regularly in India and what sort of stuff you don't...
That's mental.
I'll tell you what sort of stuff they don't see regularly in India.
There we go.
fat white man from Bolton walking around with a camera because they look at me
the same way that I'm looking at these dogs and cats like I'm looking thinking
what's he doing here but I don't want to give too much away from from me vlogs
because I want you to watch the series I don't want you to watch this and think
it's the summary of the series because it's not it's just a little update video
where we're at. I never caught that. Shit, is it going to bite me if I walk past?
It's going to get to itself. What's this? A torch?
This is a city torch.
I'm going home mate, I'm flying home.
Oh, back home. Back in the end.
Well, my flight's cancelled today, but I'm going to the airport.
Have a good time mate.
Thank you mate. Good to meet you mate.
Oh good man, George W. Bush is making too much problems.
I hate you this guy.
Who do you want to kill?
George W. Bush.
Oh right.
George Bush?
I think he's already fucking dead, isn't he?
Oh, he's not dead.
He's a bit out of fucking time.
He ain't president anymore.
That's it.
He stopped at president for about fucking 15 years, then.
He's off the ad since then, they've had...
Trump.
Hello, hello.
He's after charge W, you burst that man, but this is like what you'll realise as you watch through the series
India's just gold for content, like you just walk anywhere and stuff will just happen
Like you don't even need to go looking for content
Hello
Welcome, thank you mate
Nice car
You have a nice car
3 hour tour
I don't, I'm going flying, I'm going home today bro, I've been in Mumbai, I've already
No, I promise I'll fuck with you.
No, it's good bro, honestly. Thank you mate, thank you.
Well, everyone just wants to help you, or give you a tour,
give you a tour or whatever.
But you get loads of little shops like these.
They've got it about. Nice little shops.
The people of the hordes have fucking pissed me off.
Hello, are you okay? I've already got one, thank you.
The roads as well. The roads took me a good week to get used to,
but I think I'm at the stairs now.
Where I'm used to the roads.
Over there, as you can see.
I've been here once, got the 86.
The gateway of India.
Well, we're not gonna go over to it
because that's on a blog already.
I'll tickle your balls a little bit for the series, right?
There's been, there's been shittles.
No.
There's been luxury hotels.
Ooh.
And when I say shittles,
go back on YouTube and watch that block pool one, right?
Shitter than that.
Wow, that's bad.
been I've done a video where where I've survived a full day with not much budget
I've done a video where I've survived the day with a big budget because it's one
of them I didn't just want to come to India right kick the f*** out of it
tell you how shit it is hello you okay bro you okay? yes I'm okay. Good. Fabric?
Oh don't worry, honestly, no thank you bro, I'm okay mate, thank you bro.
You're trying to get me to buy fabrics and scarfs and that look.
You've already seen, I'm guessing you've already seen the post on the Instagram of me in all the kit.
I think it's called the Kirtle, by the Kirtre, what one of the two.
I don't want to disrespect it but it's called one of the two.
I wore that to the Taj Mahal so, like I said, the big budget, the small budget,
I've had pretty much any kind of street food you can imagine.
I've been doing all this as well on my own so I've put myself out of my comfort zone
to where we're going to have ever been. We're going to get a little bit of breakfast so you can see that.
These vlogs have been taken out and I can't lie. I was going to go to Starbucks there.
I was going to go to Starbucks but I'll tell you what, I'll tickle your balls a little bit.
I'll get a bit of Indian breakfast for this vlog. An Indian breakfast, here we go.
And like I stress again, this is not the start of the India series, this should really be the last
vlog in the series, but I just want to keep you updated with what's going on, why I can't come
up. Well you know why I can't come up, there's bomb strikes all over the Middle East and
me flying. I was supposed to stop at Abu Dhabi and swap over, but it's not possible.
So hopefully in the next day or so I'll hear from Etihad about what's going on.
I woke up yesterday and I was quite glad for that.
It was me last night and I was thinking, do you know what?
I've been going about taking a mile today.
I've experienced a lot.
I've met some good Indian people.
There's been a couple of knobheads but most of them have been good.
And I thought I'm ready for a home now.
sit there like on the couch and watch footy and make yourself a brew, be able to brush
your teeth using the tap instead of a bottle, you know.
Ten pound day, has there only been a loader? Oh shit.
I'm Day in Delhi with a ten pound budget. Good morning and welcome back to another vlog
on the channel the third day in India and today I'm moving our towels this one
it's been absolutely you know what it's been fine I'm obviously not the whole
yeah all right the view looks like a cob map but if you take that away you know
it's not in a bad location there's a there's a toilet there's there's
everything that I need and it's basic and I like basic I'm used to channel name
Aaron Hunt 28. How do you hype the video?
If I do it on your phone, can't even go. Let me hype it for you.
Well I've told you by the way, generally the hell's the videos is what I'm doing. It does it really does help them.
Where do you got hype? There you go.
There you go. What does it do? It puts it into like trending. So at the minute,
don't say but the more hyped the video gets, the better it parses.
It's staying deadly like right now on booking.com.
I found someone, it's mental but I found someone for a pound.
So I'm going to go there now. I'm going to check it out over here.
Say hello to these guys down here as their fans for looking after me and that.
and then I'm off to this hotel.
It's a 20, 25 minute walk, I think you said.
So I'm gonna be on my way
because I don't want to be eating into my budget already.
I'm getting a tuck tuck.
So all the way after this hotel's been paid
is nine quid left.
Now I've got a bottle of water left over
from the shop last night.
So this is gonna get me through the first bit.
Definitely get me through the walk
because he's boiling as well.
I have to stay hydrated.
Let's see what the temperature is.
Sarah, what's the temperature in Del?
See, 24 degrees already, and it's 11 o'clock in the morning.
Fought that, I reckon that's gonna get up to about 28,
so I need to stay hydrated.
So there's a big chunk in the budget,
and the rest of it I need to eat,
so it's not gonna be any luxuries today.
But do you like luxuries, let's be honest.
You don't come to this channel for luxuries.
But anyway, enough waffling.
let's have it, tenor for the day the devil
let's do it
oh fuck i realised why it was a quirk mate
i realised why it was a quirk
it's a fucking jit-off, end of year
let's go on
hey
let's go on mate
this is a spaceship
it's a spaceship
oh fuck
f***ing hell
what the f*** is that I booked here
I think you can see Bobby first the realisation setting now
I was wondering why it was a fucking cut
when I was looking, looking on the map
I'll tell you what I want to shovel for something to eat
I'm not going to shovel for some food because there's loads of shops here
I'm from it.
Get close to shops to eat it.
No, no, it's okay.
Fucking hell, they just fucked my view here, like...
Yeah, let me, er...
I can't do two things at once,
I've got my water in this hand.
Let me find my phone,
in my pocket.
Fuck, mate.
Er, that's just human history.
Does it beat, beat, beat, beat, beat?
Hey, where's my drink?
If he's ruined my fucking purse, sir.
Um, four chasers, perhaps it, canal!
Fuck.
That's science for a while.
No, I'll get you a cheap cover.
Thank you.
Well, erm...
James?
Yeah?
Do you want a baguette sandwich? You've heard that?
I don't know what?
Do you want a baguette sandwich?
No, I won't earn the present you said you were going to get me. You didn't get me.
Are you kidding me?
I was going to earn that.
Go on, do something with your James.
Well, alright, James.
Who is it?
Who is it?
Oh, that's me sure you can.
What's up, Ed?
He's gonna come up tomorrow.
Is that good?
Yeah.
He's fucking in there in the warehouse.
He's not gonna go out?
He's not gonna go out.
That's me.
It is.
Is that yours?
Does he want it?
Does he want it or not?
Is that a girl or not a girl?
That's it.
I'm not gonna do this.
But I can't wait to go.
Can I have some?
Sure, sure.
Wait, wait, wait.
Fuck you. I'm gonna be fine.
Who's the one who got the chair for you?
He's not coming for you. He ain't no clue, man.
He won't be coming for you.
He's a superstar, isn't he?
There you go, see him?
Nah, I can't stand it.
You know, I hate that.
I hate when I talk in the package.
You want a seat tomorrow?
Oh, I hate what you do, dude.
James, James, look, man.
What?
Do you love that?
I don't know about that.
Nah, you just do it very chaps with the fucking crowd, right?
He's got a knife in his throat, sorry.
I'm in jail.
He's got a friend in jail.
I saw him in the crowd, I can't open my eyes.
What?
What is he doing there?
Morgue?
No, I can't.
I can't.
I didn't hear you, right?
I didn't hear you, right?
Oh, I've been hearing the ping-pong.
What?
What?
No, that's your piano.
What is it?
That's the piano.
What are you doing there?
What is that? You're this clock?
Did I get the exact answer?
No, I think I might have just caught that.
What?
Yeah?
What is it?
I saw it.
What were you talking about?
I mean, I was just...
Is that the other thing?
Oh, is it?
You can have some.
Yeah, I'll treat myself.
Can I have some?
Here's the ice cubes.
Alright.
Shit, Joe.
You just got me down!
You've done that so often just now.
Can I just...
You can get that in when you think, can't I?
Like, I should just go to you everyday.
Yeah, you can have a shit.
You want me to box?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm alright.
You know what I mean? I wouldn't be nice to know mate.
Yeah, isn't that sweet, then?
What?
I'll just put names in and put these in.
Okay.
Yeah, we were late too.
Did you eat that?
I ate that, huh?
What did you order?
No, I didn't eat shit.
You can still not eat shit.
I'm sorry, I'm eating shit.
Yeah, we ate shit.
What?
You can't eat shit.
You eat a little bit.
I might eat shit, you can't eat shit.
I ate shit.
I didn't like telling boys so much.
Ask them if they can order that shit.
100%
Nobody even asked that though
Can you just take a moment?
No, you can't show me if I'm not more content
You have to have a second chance
Alright, just go over me
Hold up
Don't shoot me bro, I was just going
Fucking mad
Get the fucking camera and all that
I'm gonna fucking lose my shit
No, I was talking
I was talking
I was talking
He helps.
He's making us throw up.
Ow!
We're not supposed to be last one, look, boy.
Yeah, are we gonna fight him?
Yeah, we can do it!
We're gonna do this, we're gonna take it away and pop it up.
All right.
All right, this is your birthday.
Why do you keep moaning when you're in the room upstairs?
All right, I'm ready for buying in one phone.
And I'm not playing today.
check.
Whoa!
We're all out of the minute, but I'll chat with him and tell you something, I wouldn't
be surprised, right?
If he's not even let the water out of the bath yet.
Because that's what we deal with with him, that's the sort of stuff that happens.
So I'm not going to get too ahead of myself.
Yeah, get me four and out and get me a bath off of me, get me a bath off of me, get me
a bath off of me.
I'll tell you what, if the place looks like this, I'm very f***ing, what's the word?
dubious about what the gas gonna look like right so I'm walking down the
road yeah got me for notes and I've seen the seediest looking side street and I
thought then she got a 19 river go on the bike fine season turn left so yeah
this is my current situation this is like proper at least I get to try a
proper street food here they don't get much more
Hey look at that. It looks like you don't carry potter.
When our grid goes, hello mate, you okay? When our grid goes, Harry.
You don't want to go down that knock, you're an alley, Harry. Dad's your place.
There's no way it's down here.
There's no way it's down here. I couldn't get her.
I agree with you, it's all like that. I do it like that.
Could be me, yeah? Of course.
No way. I can't believe it.
I've only got a 10 pound budget for the day. It can be down here.
What?
There's some kind of, some kind of box going on here.
Do you want some swap then?
Some kind of...
What?
What's your area? What's your area?
Some kind of, some kind of box going on here.
Don't box it.
Look at what I'm looking at.
It's really not looking, I have fear.
This is, I would imagine, like, to be considered a real deli, though, so no one can say that I'm not experiencing, you know, the real deli, so...
Yeah, again, I've been one of those snatchers, snatching phone and stuff like that.
Yeah, this is the style of street style I didn't know. To try and find me a guy.
It does make me a bit sad really, but I'll tell you now, it was a bit shit, but it weren't
this bad. You know, it was nothing like this.
I really do feel like I've walked into Call of Duty here.
I mean, sometimes it could be like a hidden gem.
It'd have to be, it'd have to be, hello!
It'd have to be a very big f***ing jam slaughter to make this better, no.
It'd have to be f***ing, it'd have to have a jacuzzi and everything to make it feel better.
Oh my god, is it Daniel?
Ain't no f***ing jacuzzi here.
Yeah, you know, fucks sake.
I'm gutsy.
Is there?
I know.
You lot are gonna be buzzing.
Do you remember all the time when we were saying nothing can rival that one in Bot Pool?
It was 20 good in block or 18 for whatever it was
Think we've done it. Can you hear straight off those pigeons in the roof? Listen? Find the pigeons
There is the world the previous guest I'll show you for you now as soon as you walk in
I'm like some dirty slap thing. Oh my god. It's not like smoking it, it's a cigarette
bottle there. I'm guessing this is your electricity as well. Oh my god, it's gone down. So you
put your key in there. Good fucking good job it came back on. You take your key out with
yourself. Charging things. Go on Key! Five out of five mate! Go on Key, five out of five,
your fucking legend, thank you Kay.
I'm on his chat for a quid, not in that fucking bath.
I'm searching a bowl in the corner.
No, I don't know if someone's already used that or not.
I'm telling you now, it's boiling in here anyway, so I won't be using it.
A towel.
Make a fucking, you could cut glass with that towel.
It's rotten.
I've got a little bit of soap.
That don't work.
Pfft! Aircon! Yeah, I don't think I fucking did, I wouldn't have thought that it did work.
I don't think that works.
The bed is very, very...
That is just fucking, that's just a hot box, that.
I mean, it's a pound though, and also, I'll tell you this as well,
he's not going in the challenge desk, but he goes,
booking is unpaid, and I said,
no, no, no, I said, I paid booking.com, showed him the fucking booking,
showed him the money going out the bank, and he said, booking is unpaid.
And I was like, fuck's sake, and I was like, you know what, I have to stay here anyway,
because it was the only one that was acquired.
Is he being a tight cunt, like, not paying another quid?
And I thought, for the sake of a quid, I'm not going to stand here and argue with some
Indian bloke who can't speak a word of English properly, and give him a fucking quid.
So I'm still counting it as nine quid, with that I've got a left.
I'm not counting that as two spends, because it shouldn't have been, it was an injustice
to me, so I've still got nine quid left.
Which I think is going to be more than enough. I could probably do a f***ing fire around here to be honest.
I know that innit.
Wait, wait till you see bathroom mods.
The worst fears have happened.
I mean, to be fair, it's got a seat.
Which is the main thing, it has got seats.
There seems to be a trend, buckets and stuff.
One thing that it doesn't have, is that it's got a row of walls.
Oh my god.
it's very cramped. How am I supposed to sit comfortably on there and have a shit woman
knees gonna go up and have to sit sideways and put my knees up this way. The floor's pissed right through.
It's a bonge out situation. It's a bonge out situation. There's no toilet roll in here.
I mean I have got baby wipes. Well like toilet wipes. I brought them for this.
I can't even look at the state of this.
Yeah, he's meant to...
Uuuugh, look at the shower.
It's not very often, right?
You know me, I'm not a fussy.
We know you well, Aaron.
It's not very often that I feel a bit uncomfortable.
Aaron feels uncomfortable after asking everyone in girth and turf on which to be bummed and now he draws the line at a shit hotel room for a quiz
It's given a 35 me I
Am in you've seen the area that I've walked through
Then pigeons gonna do my dinner as well. It's probably the the worst area
That I've walked through yet so far
and I'm pretty much here for the fair light question and decisions that I've
made right about now but I need to go outside I think it'll be literally I'm
actually hungry to be first so a cup of chai one thing that I have got as well
which I made sure that I got hold of yesterday in the shop because I knew
that I was gonna do this it's some bits of small money because I ain't walking
the other 500s because oh fucking someone's doing all right we never fucking see more
because the bathroom's probably never fucking seen one and you know I said that is because it's
only a fiver oh it's only a fiver 500s a fiver that's mad a few more to it oh no these are these
of 10s so that'll see me through the challenge anyway so basically just
divide everything I can sit around moping all day right or I can just go and do
it so I think that's what I'm just gonna have to do I'm just gonna have to
fuck with a great fucking respect if your hotel rooms are quitting you could
probably get a fucking jet ski ride for 75p grab it by the bollocks and say
listen like it or not no this is your situation this is where you fucking
kippen this is the area that you're in I just need to make my best of it at the
end of the day I'm leaving here tomorrow this area I'm going to another
area let me tell you know after this I'm going somewhere nice I think I need it
I think I fucking deserve it and that's everything I've got for the day
800 there's 840 rupees there 840 rupees was that 8.4
It's five hundreds and let me tell you know they all know a good round here. So
Yeah, I'm going out with 840. So I'll keep the spend the total spend on screen from now
They've edited magic there
He's gonna scream about that for an hour. Yeah, I've I've got that much
I'll convert it for you. So you don't have to do it. So it's roughly is
Literally give our take of old stuff. It's roughly one P
per rupee I think so a hundred rupees a pound that's how much they saw toll was
so that's 270 pound a night this is 20p we'll go off that sort of metric and we
won't be far off we'll be there on there about so if I've got this this is 8
pounds 40 and that's what I've got for the day
So I can't stay in that room all night.
Go on for it, do you have any love with me?
Ali, do you have a full month's mate?
I was joking when I said it is right in the thick of it.
Hello brother.
When I said it is right in the thick of it.
Check out the beach, yeah.
In the thick of it.
This is what I see when I walk over here.
Yeah, that's mental.
It is mental.
Right in the thick of it.
Every direction you look.
This is what I meant.
This is what I am in
It's the wires in the electric that I just don't know. That's what I find. Yeah, this is I'm getting at least I'm getting a look what it's really like
There's a haircut shop there. Can I get a haircut here? I've decided I'm gonna do my hair
But when I'll go to Mumbai because I'm not spunking only got 10 pound for the day
I'm not spunking some of that on a haircut because I need to eat
I mean, I'm probably gonna eat some hentra and deer. I can't imagine the foods gonna be expensive there
It's mad because every now and again you get a nice building.
I think I'm walking out of the ship bit as well there because it is getting a bit nicer
as you go.
Yeah brother, you know what though, it's one of them like, you stereotype a place like
when it looks shit, like I've looked at this right and the first thing in my head, the
first thing that's come to mind, sorry, trying to not get run over, the first thing that's
What comes to mind when I've seen it is, it's shit what the people are gonna be like.
And you automatically get a stereotype that the people are gonna be shit.
Because the place is shit.
But, quite often, it's not a guess.
I'd probably say, in the worse areas, in the worse areas, the people are probably nicer.
Having known being where I grew up anyway.
Some of the best people that you meet in the UK are in the fucking burn source there.
And the rich ones are often the wankers.
A messy shirt.
He knows ball.
He knows ball.
None of that around or shit around here.
Taza, ship of the seven mate.
Thank you Taza.
Go on the boys.
I'm going to have a cup of tea.
I like a chai.
Maybe I'll have a chat too.
The guy working it if he's got any English about him.
And then, some breakfast.
No that wouldn't actually messy chat.
I don't think you'd be walking around.
It's not even like really roads around here, is it?
It is mostly just...
Could you like to go for the IRL-ing?
Most of the time.
Hello? You okay?
You okay, brother?
Santerino, Greece, maybe?
I'm looking like a child around here.
Child?
For an actual holiday.
About that way?
Okay, bro, thank you. Good to meet you, bro
Right, so they sent me back doing this way the way that I've just come but
People that I was friendly, hopefully the dogs are as well
So much I thought Jesus walking coaches
Might be friendly people and not friendly dogs
I'm going to try this chai now, but I'm a bro.
Alright, I managed to find chai.
It's proper Indian chai.
Yes, it's proper Indian chai.
What's your name?
My name is Narender.
Narender.
Good to meet you brother.
Aaron, good to meet you mate.
It's a nice little chai.
It's an Oldsum.
That's an Oldsum.
Where's it good to eat food, India?
Yeah, where's it good to eat?
What do you want?
Anything.
Whatever.
I don't mind.
I like everything.
I don't mind. I like everything.
Why is that so little mature? I had that the other day. I like that.
You know what I mean?
It's not that easy.
What you're saying is currently it's going to go wrong.
It's not that easy.
No, you ain't a man.
You're a brother.
I know a brother wouldn't do me like that.
I know a brother wouldn't do me like that.
I'm just a man.
I'm just a man.
I'm just a man.
I'm just a man.
I'm just a man.
I'm just a man.
I'm just chillin' till you need help.
Then...
Then...
Then...
Then...
Then...
Then...
Then...
Then...
Then...
No sudden movements.
No sudden movements.
No sudden movements.
I've got nothing to do with you.
I need to get you shot.
I need to get you shot.
I need to get me down.
I need to get me down.
We've come to deliver your present.
We've got fucking guns.
Because earlier on,
we charged you to a nerve war.
You did?
We said I won't be one.
Right, let's fucking do it then.
We're not really shot, we're not really shot.
This is what we thought.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god.
You gotta keep going and don't let him relax you see.
Don't let him relax.
You just keep going down.
Fuck off.
Hey!
Hey!
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Yes.
No more in it.
Recruit! Recruit!
Oh my god.
Get out of here.
Get down!
Run!
Ah, fucking poor man!
You fucking fucking ain't got me!
Chazza, get a fucking buck buck!
Stop fucking crying!
Get a buck buck up!
Don't fucking piss me off!
I'm not fucking here, you can't be shot.
It's a million doings for him, it's a million doings for him!
He's not doings!
Oh, fucking fucking gay mum.
You fucking mad, eh?
25 by the way, exactly.
Never grow up, it's boring if you grow up.
Fucking mad.
I'm load this fucking beauty now. Fucking load this, viewer.
Fucking going now.
I don't even know what load it is.
Fuck!
You're half-wit.
Are you going to load it though or what?
We are going to have a little bit of a chat.
You guys know I'm not. We can't have a chat with fucking...
I'm fucking angry at you.
And then glitching, the nasty beaker, very nasty beaker, utter filth, 1.7k.
Oh okay, you're not the fucking chair you dick.
He put 1.7k sure as fuck I like. See what I'm about.
Hang on, Decker's replied.
You're a dude.
Fuck you, indeed.
Won't have a king perfect, yeah he is.
Alright, I'm gonna go train is on.
Running about, train is on.
Out for the safety first.
Oh my god, if we had flashlight we could play in the dark.
You do?
Where?
In the actual flashlight.
Why am I just United? Why not other people? You're going to push it.
It's Monday, Mike here! Come on Monday, Mike!
You've got me sure that I'll fucking bat one for sure, but I'm missing a shirt.
You're fucking...
Right, I'm gonna minute.
War in the bobbos.
Can you also put Nerf War in there as well?
Monday night!
We love you, Michael!
We do!
We love you, Michael!
We do!
We love you, Michael!
We do!
We love you, Michael!
We do!
Oh, Michael!
We love you!
Go on, mate.
Thank you very much, brother.
I see you in my wheelchair.
I'm a rifle sort of player like they shoot to me.
Are you ready to help me out?
You've got a fresh battery?
You've got a fresh battery?
Yeah.
I'm going to go straight to now.
Should be switching.
Should be on.
Yeah, perfect
Thank you
Sorry
You need to pick a side and now
Sorry, sorry, sorry
If you guess you fucking choose my side
Co-co-being POV
Sorry
Not like that, yes
That's just better than that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go ahead.
We got this, yeah, we got this.
You're in?
If you don't stop, I'm going to kill you.
Rich?
Rich, you're in the car!
Come on, get out of the way.
You're making mistakes.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Get around to the other side!
What's up?
I don't know, I need to just fucking run.
Shit, man.
I hear you now!
What rules do you want to talk about?
All right, no more shooting.
I get nervous.
Yeah!
I don't mind talking, Michael.
No, really, you fucking have to show me it's one.
What?
Show me.
No.
No.
Do I discuss the rules before we crack down?
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll come up here and take a crash and shit on the bottom.
Wait, can I have another?
What?
Wait, let's go.
I can't start that.
You push me.
If we had pistols and just flashlights, all of the dark would be unreal.
Oh my god, at least three bottles of flashlights.
Here we do.
That would actually be sold to this showman.
We were trying to figure out where we are, didn't we?
Did you give him a go as well?
They didn't work.
You know, you need to put back something in the product.
Nice.
So, someone sat at the top?
Yeah, someone sat at the bottom.
yeah right but what we do in life
so you get hit, you use the light, you reset
so that's the third, you got the others
yeah and it shows you the first one
cause like yesterday I was just walking in there
a pop and it was just walking in there
sure, right and then so we'll do a free throw first
that's the five, so first is three
three lives each
then we'll do capture the dog
Yeah, it's like that.
And then we'll do certainly strike.
Right, I'll do it.
Not a part of the bombing ever.
Yeah, but it'll be a time, I don't mean it, I'm stuck.
Yeah, see you.
Right, what happens to this, have you started to work?
We'll be using it as a type of talk, though.
Could you rock that?
Great point.
Minus one, sir.
Let's test it, we're up.
Fucking hell.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
Thanks, all.
Right, so you started doing the burglars?
Yeah, I started doing the burglars at your room.
No, I just started doing the burglars.
I just started doing the burglars.
Here's your pistol.
I don't know, I don't know that one.
Let's be out of here!
Wait, you have to go and shut up for a minute.
Yeah, I will do it.
Can't get me in that, can't have a shot, you know.
Are you ready?
Not yet.
Give me one minute.
No worries.
I can do that in more.
Can you hear me a minute?
Fuck you.
Fuck your PC.
I've got a couple of other things to do.
I've got a couple of other things to do.
I've got a couple of other things to do.
10, 9, 8, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
They couldn't stay in front of the mirror.
Pick up all keys and mirror ready.
You know I can still see the mirate, I know you've got a fully armed pistol there.
Shit, my tail!
No, I didn't know that. Not a bit, no.
What kind of thing is that? A ballastio, see, Muggle?
Why should we meet?
Come on, shoot back!
If you don't have a gun at all, you're the one who'll get it, yeah?
What?
You get the fuck out of here, you're keeping it about, we can't shoot you.
Ah!
We can't shoot you!
Yes!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Get him!
I'm going to be a guy by the door the whole time.
What do you think that is?
What moment do you have to come down then?
What?
You should start at the base room.
Yeah, where?
You're going to be stuck there and you can't understand.
It's the same for you though.
I'm going to be a guy by the door.
Right?
if you hit me in the head by the way, it's me, Alma, I don't count.
What?
Alma!
Who am I?
You should have bought a subjective on the aim shot.
I've got a fucking five guzzles of ammo that you've got in your dick, you know.
Do I start first?
No, Alma.
I've got the gun in my back.
No, I've got the gun in my back.
One of your fears, come on, come on, come on, sit down please.
Fucking Jerry Bastard got in there, he's fucking running.
That's pissing off that.
What we're saying here, what's one way we can go?
What's one way we can move here, so you can't get me?
There's only one way down.
You got to see.
Nope.
No, that's not a good idea.
But I don't wear the fancy fucking throwing me.
Oh, you can use a buggy ball.
I could do, but...
Ah, that's a pretty chisely fair.
Window out of the front door.
Go out the front door.
I jumped down from the balcony. I can rappel down. You got a rappel in you.
I got a fucking plug.
You've got to be quick, you've got to tell me before you're ready to go.
What a fucking, absolute waste of fucking time.
Well, at least you said you've got everything before you're ready to go.
Then you went, yeah.
Can we land the mic, Tom?
Yeah.
One second, sir.
Not yet!
Can I watch them, sir?
That's the one, sir. Can you hear me?
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!
Wait, is that a sign?
Yeah, straight.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Go, go, go.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the gun or not.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the gun or not.
I'll be right back.
If he all of a sudden just went like this for a camera, I think I fucking noticed it.
Coincidentally, when he fucking moved you looked down and shot me.
Fuck off.
No what you did.
What?
You didn't know what I did when I had gone out.
You had no idea what?
You had no idea I had gone outside.
I didn't know who you were outside.
Point of preview.
You wouldn't have known I was there?
I'm not sure, yeah, don't you know?
Did you? Yeah?
Sorry, man!
I went through them downstairs, so you thought I'd be downstairs.
What happened?
You walked downstairs, I watched you walk up these stairs.
I was looking at you, I was walking upstairs,
through them shoes downstairs, so you thought you'd hear us downstairs.
What's up downstairs? Allergy down here.
Nah, Alex, Alex.
You don't have to have that one.
Can you zoom in positionally?
What else do you reset?
To me, yeah, I thought you'd be better to be.
I won't take it.
But just know it should be as long as it...
It shouldn't be.
He's fucking doing it positionally.
Fucking bullshit mate!
Fucking watch this come!
Fucking watch this here!
Fucking two outside upstairs!
Fucking watch me fucking unleash here!
I'm not involved. I know, I'm not alright, I know.
Why do I really have to cut the control?
It's the one that tried to set up yesterday and he does it.
Okay, you've got it.
What he does usually is he leaps and leaps without any guns.
Yeah, no, I just know you're cameraman give me position away
You got you any video no, I know where I'm going to kill you once
We'll do.
He's fucking clean now, man.
I figured better see when it starts outside, if you get what I'm saying, miles better.
We'll see how this one goes, but the house is too small, I've got to come up down, he's
got to go up.
One starts outside, one starts inside, I think we'll go from there.
I think if she's gone, we've got one way down here, see where it's at.
Exactly.
I will do in a minute I figure we better if one of us starts outside and one of us starts
inside
just pouring down
ain't that bad
oh we're going to lay down in the kitchen door I tell you
honestly fucking all doing that I was just going up with this
hang on a minute let me look at that piece
Is it definitely the right one?
Is it definitely the right one?
All right, have a look.
Nah!
Let me have a look.
Let me have a look.
It's not.
Let me make sure it's not.
Come on.
Come in.
Go again.
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
YUM!
Come on, go!
One move, right?
I have some great string boys.
Oh, that was a good one.
bit under here, if you quit making a batter.
You've lost now.
Oh!
I don't know if you can sit here or what.
Give me one minute!
I don't know, you know what you're doing?
There you go.
Yeah.
Just in and down.
Ah.
Just in.
Yeah.
I thought I'd fucking go off here.
Can you take off the dryer pod?
Right, I'm ready!
Get more sense.
You ready, Taze?
Get fucking ready if I was you!
He's done it!
Ready!
No, the bar's back then, but not the actual bullet.
Two-one!
You see that? What?
Two-one to you.
Is it?
Yeah, you can have the last one now.
First to five?
First to five, two-one.
And I think the first one...
You don't understand?
Yeah, no, I've done the same, so I appreciate it, yeah.
What I'd actually like is, I'll start outside.
I'll give you a wave there.
No, he didn't, I looked in the mirror and I didn't actually see his, I was like, okay.
And then if I did poke.
No one's here.
I'm going to start outside.
I'm upstairs.
You can start upstairs.
And then it's no one knows where we are.
Because at the minute, I have to come down and you have to come up.
Do you know what I mean?
Exactly.
You got a chat on that, you got your phone, can you see the chat there?
Chat, can you throw the mic in, or do you want a boom mic?
Right, chat.
You see like this?
You fucking, you stay out of here, you want me?
I feel like I have to be tucked in for this, I feel like I have to be tucked in.
More of a fashion thing to be tucked in.
Yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
Right, doors have to stay open though, or like you're in a command.
Right, you start in the cinema room.
And then I can even go up there, or I can make you a right, or up there, or whatever.
Sweet.
You might have to come outside, are you ready for that?
What?
You might have to come outside.
Why?
In case I'm outside.
I thought you were going to come in.
I wouldn't.
I probably would.
We'll see.
You'll be called by there.
We'll see.
I thought you were going to come in.
I looked down about there.
All right, Norris.
What was he?
Nothing.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, just fuck off and go and I'll tell you, I'll advise you to run it.
They're gonna have a car, aren't they?
Fucking stay out of there, Charles. Fucking lying in this shop.
You ready, eh?
Why is the wind going up?
No!
Fuck's sake!
Ready!
Ready?
Can you watch this, son of a bitch?
You're not just doing it, are you?
Come on, asshole!
You gotta come out today!
It could be fun, can you?
It's on the front there.
Come on then!
Come on then, he fell, get him, get him, move, move.
Come on, oh, I know why he fell now.
Come on then.
Where'd you go to come out with surrender?
Surrender where you stand!
Come on in you fucking hell!
No fucking way that's not going.
Where's he going?
I've got him!
Oh, he got me!
Fuck!
How the fuck is that a damn fucking bullet's got you?
Oh, I found a bad wicket!
Come on, come on, come on!
I know.
Can you give me a position away again?
How?
I'm joking.
That was a drill and that.
That was when someone starts outside, you know what I'm saying?
Fuck!
Did you get that as well?
It's dead down, but who the fuck you are?
Fucking go and shot that.
I can move my car back now.
Right.
Fucking.
Right, that's right.
I'll take my keys out, I can sometimes have some of it.
Fucking bastard.
You should be fine, you should act like that, for sure.
Did you just only see me wrap up?
Yeah, you would have 100%.
Is that a twig with this in the dark?
Did you see me wrap up back?
Fuckin' like that, I just see you go.
Did you see it go up once?
You fall forward like that backwards?
I've had six times bro. That was the best I've ever had.
Oh that was fucking awesome.
Exactly.
Well yeah.
Look at that.
Yeah, you've had it tough on there.
Oh that was a very good shot.
That was good, that.
Have you ever gone for easiest?
I know, but I couldn't fucking get up there.
And then I was also out of ammo on this, but I didn't want you to know that.
Oh, thread the batteries, the night vision, we'll smack it.
Yeah, well, if I had known that, we could have got batteries at the end of the day.
You got batteries? You got bare batteries?
Yeah, but also they haven't got night vision.
Yeah.
We'd have to see a camera with night vision, that would do them real.
They won't head to, we're lost in here.
And they all fell over a bunch first.
Yeah.
I need to get out of here, it's good something's happening bro, it's good something's happening bro
My side is standing
Right, he's going fucking pick some bullets up out of the garden there
You got a flash in your chest?
No, there's a big bag of bullets down there
What?
In there, in the bottom
Oh, fucking bullets
Yeah, absolutely
All right, you must have fucking bought you from the fucking thingy supply drop or something carry next round. What's going on there?
Tough on this I feel like with these chat you even need this one in a pistol or that one on a pistol
So right there the best ways to go, but obviously it's hard to carry him because you need to run it's pretty much the both of them
I run it we find the music and read the chat properly
Are we sure we got a nude elite chick being in here that could be like Armelie?
Yeah.
Fucking Tomahawk.
Isn't it?
Fucking Tomahawk here and there.
Keep an old tomahawk here from there.
You just push it into the clutch.
Can you come out and then put them in?
Is it in now?
Careful.
I'm trying to try that.
Push it in a bit more.
Yeah, that's sweet.
You're looking?
Yeah.
It's not as much as a clip, I'm curious.
Jack, can we get the clip ready?
Can you tell my heart?
Can you tell my heart?
Can you tell my heart?
Can you tell my heart?
Can you tell my heart?
Can you tell my heart?
Can you tell my heart?
That's what it is for.
Um, Chad, you got the clip?
There you go, I think
That must have been fucking, that would have hurt.
Have we got the first one, so I can be done gaining, do you have a 29 mate?
Chocolate region fall.
That's funny.
Chocolate region fall.
That's funny as fuck, I can't lie.
That's been just, take me down.
That's funny as fuck, I can't lie.
That's being dressed, take me down.
See how that's how you do the TV, Bert?
I killed him, right.
Right, you start outside and I'll start somewhere in the house.
Let me go from there.
You can't start from that window.
From that window?
I wouldn't start there anyway, but with 5231.
I wouldn't start from the floor, yeah?
Thanks, sir.
Right, it's been kissing right here with you, what?
It's got a second to go.
Yeah, two seconds.
Twenty. Nineteen.
It's got a second to go.
There's no Mac.
Fucking hell, Mac.
I'm going to have to go to the fucking oven and then I'm going to have to go to the fucking
I'm going to shoot him on the phone, I'm going to throw him in the bow.
I'll go right now, I'll show you.
20 seconds is up now, I'll show you.
But don't follow me.
I got a gun!
These are shit, the big guns are shit.
You fucking shoot one gun and you gotta go.
Shit, I got a pistol round. The pistol's on me.
The pistol's on me.
Man, that was better.
The fuck?
Fall on.
Yeah.
Can you shoot at these?
That was a good play.
Did I just start my baby for a factor in there?
Yeah.
You've got to go out.
I didn't know about the time to come out, so it's a seed shot.
It gives me a fucking position, don't I?
It was fucking there, didn't I?
I did.
That was a fucking shot there.
Right, you ready?
I'll start outside.
Outside, yeah?
Yeah.
That's the one you got.
You are?
That's the one you got.
Yeah.
That's fucked as well.
I'm fucking fuming.
I was behind the fucking door.
4-1 down there.
Right, 20 seconds from now, yeah?
Oh yeah.
Carefully slippy, oh Chas.
Another tree, yeah.
Look for any bullets.
Right, we can go now.
You have to take your eyes off.
Oh
Fuck.
There's some more energy.
What the fuck up there?
There's nothing, John.
I don't know how to do it, but the fuck is going to go in?
I'll bear him all.
Fuck the fuck.
Where the fuck?
You actually, you can't see anyone?
Shadow from the back right here.
Finally, fucking hell!
I'm wondering where they were.
I'll use them for now.
Fuck my speakers! Finally! Fucking hell! I'm wondering where they were.
I'll use them for now.
I can ask you, the security wants...
Not playing. Not playing. It's fucking shit. Not playing.
I can't play any more shit, I can't play any more shit, I can't play any more shit, fucking shit.
Baby, you're a piece of shit. He just keeps fucking shooting me. I can't even get a shot of him.
I can't play any more.
I can't play any more.
I don't think I can.
I'm playing!
Are you sure?
Yep.
Yeah.
Are you cheating?
That was out of bounds.
He trained as a dancer.
Oh no!
No!
No!
Missed.
Missed.
Who's the beat stop player you made for him?
Yeah Bill Moldier.
Nice.
You can do it, you're with a dodger.
Yeah, well, a fucking...
How can a dodger use fucking people through a window?
If I beat that, he's got a right-hand beat.
Yeah, and a left-hand beat.
If anyone knows a right-hand beat, you know what I would confirm to you.
It's not left-hand beat.
This is about 36 goals.
Fucking humor!
I mean, mega humor!
LAUGHTER
Well, I don't take the feet, the feet take the feet of me, it's a new bike, you might
have won the battle, but I've won the war, you've sucked on your ass.
So I have to open that.
What happened with make-up over Gino?
I think it went as well.
But hopefully don't get called up.
I'm not like in the hell.
Oh.
They're agreed.
How do you choose only one?
Packing my car back up.
How did you know it was in the hell?
I didn't.
Is your light coming?
I just saw your gun and move and I met him.
I thought, he's in the fucking car.
Some clue was supposed to be.
Open that door so you can go through and read my books and behind.
Yep, nah, and to be honest, it might have worked.
But I saw you through the window.
And then you went out of bounds.
You're a big team.
Fucking can't believe I've lost that.
I'm absolutely fucking fuming.
I love college here, I'm not giving myself a good light there.
Right, if you call it a fucking three-point turn mate.
That's unreal for me, that.
Yeah mate.
Could what be a sick video?
I forget.
You got like six people or eight people.
See that I've gone before.
Yeah.
Like a YouTube video.
Yeah.
Like a coke on my hurts.
I got like eight and did three for all.
Yeah, they might have got it on real.
Yeah.
But you literally just have to work on camera angles.
I mean we kind of did that.
I mean, we kind of did that at paintball,
but it just weren't, we didn't have enough cameras
at the start.
You would just go from one end to another,
and then you'd have a camera man in like most rooms.
Do you just do like one on the balcony
for the garden, capture everything that goes on there.
Every time someone gets hit, hit marker,
and then look, I look, see how you're doing, hit.
I mean, everyone's to be honest.
And then whenever you die, I know.
And then whenever you die, you just go back to the start,
or you spawn in a different location,
You got a like fucking touch on it.
All that drinks in the middle.
Off the sidemen.
You got my camera wet?
No, the rain.
You took my camera outside?
I like to nap off the sidemen, you know, for one more.
We've got a bit to go, yeah, but yeah, it is up there.
I've got a good noise ring.
I've got a feeling we'd have to recruit some people.
What do you mean?
I don't know why they beat us.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Why?
There's seven of them, there's only five of us.
Also, you need two.
You need two more. Who do we know? We couldn't get Ant Milton.
That's a bit fucking extreme.
He's been in the SES.
And that's what I mean. You'll probably think of who you're fucking real on.
Last competition.
Exactly.
And...
How do you like me now for climbing buildings?
I was like, well, because I'm a fucking war.
Melee?
Parkour roundhouse?
Not bad to be fair.
Yeah, it's a good one going on, but I think it's just not doable.
Oh, that's me though.
Yeah, Bob Verzbeik was back, I thought.
Oh they do seasons though so I don't know how it would work with them.
Who could the fashion?
I don't fit them, I don't fit any greater than that.
What else? There's loads of ideas to refer to. This house is mad.
You do so many things.
You could actually do paintball in there but I'm not sure what that was.
I wouldn't do that.
Errr...
It's pure.
Beedle's ordering.
Beedle's getting something started for tomorrow, by the way.
So, it looks forward to that.
I'm sure if you see what it is.
I know what time you're doing it.
Can I have a beer at night?
No, I think I'll be here, but I might be.
I'll have you up too.
What? No, I'm just fucking doing some stuff.
Wow.
It's getting bad there.
What?
I haven't had sex in fucking months that's a lie but I think you're an addict
addict to what?
just stop listening to them when they say I'm cracking
I'm just not fucking sleeping
do they know?
I don't know what you're up to
Ignore being an orange-eater and a chazzer tomorrow. I'm gonna play minecraft, I'm playing
minecraft. No, I mean, I'm an OZ. I want to create an offline world. No, you won't be
the other one that's the joke because of what he's going on about she put in your
bed next to you pardon she put in her bed next to yours who she is that funny is
that exactly what's all that good where's this going man fucking pissing
I need to talk to him again.
What have you got to do to get out of him?
So it's all right then.
Just fucking shut up.
Get in my fucking head in.
Little prick.
You're full of bell cheese.
Yeah and fucking dicks things.
Isn't it? Bye bye.
You say bye bye?
Did you say bye bye?
That was mental.
That's mad.
That was mental.
That's mad.
Aren't you playing inside the camera?
Yeah. Cheeky con.
Well why don't you play that fucking desk half of it as well?
Is that me?
Do you want to do it?
I won't do it.
Shoot up.
I won't do it.
That's a squawk.
It just is.
Do you know what that was?
What?
It was an indirect shot.
Why?
Because someone here stinks of shit.
I won't say who, but it's fucking horrible.
And someone's at the end.
Isn't it fucking racist in here?
What?
That's a little bit.
I wasn't about to chat.
What?
I don't know what you're saying.
I know what you're getting at and I know your little jokes you do, your little racist jokes.
I'm not standing for it.
You know what I'm saying?
I do it myself.
100%
I've never done that before.
I was going to make a joke
but I thought, no, I'll leave that joke.
Get a racist one.
I wouldn't talk racist.
No, I'd never do that.
It was just me saying something
you said, but I'll just leave it.
Just stay teasing me.
Mm.
What are you up to tomorrow?
Hey, don't shoot my camera.
I don't know.
Don't shoot my camera.
Please don't, please don't, please don't, please don't.
Thank you.
You're gonna quickly know that.
Oh mate, you're on your gift list though.
I know I do.
But if I know, I know, I know, I'll go and do it.
I just put my card on BT, but you know,
it's just a bit long, man.
I will, I'll do it when you're done screaming.
You swore in your life you'd do it afterwards?
What? I'm not gonna do it?
Fucking joke.
Speaking of yourselves, we're in the 10, wait till he gets back from the dentist,
there'll be a fucking going back there tomorrow if we don't give him a fucking getting one put in.
Shit.
No, lucky fucking teeth on that ass.
I didn't know you were fucking my killer.
That's what I do.
Erm, you want me to do a smile, baby?
No, the question is what you look to tomorrow when you're done with it.
I don't know yet.
What?
Minecraft.
You streaming?
Yeah I'm streaming channel
Till what time?
7?
Till 7
Yeah, I reckon
Jack, stream tomorrow start at 7.00
Do you want to watch my fucking shit on my fucking table?
What's that? I'm gone
Oh you stood all over the table.
Ohhhh!
You got me, you got me, you got me.
I want, I want, I want.
I want, you've got more apples than me, I've got more than this.
Oh yeah.
I have a look.
Ooh.
Right, um...
Pondham?
Yeah, do it from the corner.
Give it a little bit.
What a chance.
He's not cheating himself mate.
I've been close to my guns with another brother.
Did you?
Yeah.
Well, I was on the one.
Here you go.
What?
Is he top five?
Two.
All right.
Is he top five?
Um...
Be careful now.
Yeah, I will.
I feel like I've always been back into a corner.
I'm a spectator for you.
I know you won't do that to a brother.
Here you go.
What are you doing?
Put him in?
What are you doing?
Err, bathroom's I think.
You can have a pun if you want.
Nah, I said it before, put him back on your own, right?
But what I said before we even went out.
Who's playing?
Me, Dejie, at the minute as well.
If you look at him and he said Dejie.
I mean, can we click that?
Because I fucking didn't...
I mean, I fucking, I will if you want.
It means absolutely nothing.
I can look at him and say fucking Dejie as well.
Mate, what the fuck?
Oh, brilliant. I could have laced this.
Look at Jasmine's face.
She's the only two black people in the room who you want to look at when you say that.
Three.
Are you black?
No, but you're talking and you shouldn't be. You're a camera. Stop talking.
Am I or am I not black? I'm ginger. I've fallen black.
Correct.
Am I not? To me, it's you are to all.
My brother.
What's the jump way?
Uh, probably like next half hour.
So she'll download it now?
I download it now.
Do you want to take my tray back, did you?
No, because you're going to have to wait for the word in toot in there, but go on.
Right, go on.
Er, what? I'm still keeping it.
Yeah.
It was once in a club in London, yeah?
It was in a tape.
Tape?
It was in there in London.
It was on the table, walking out to the toilet, yeah?
What do you do, you say?
Dagger, I assume.
Dagger, right?
So this is what?
We're walking past.
Yep.
We're walking past, yeah.
There we go.
We're going to shoot up.
Put the gun down.
We're doing what?
Put the gun down.
No, I'm looking at you.
No, that skull's been on the house, aye?
Walking past and in.
And then just goes like this, the key, then, right?
Like the fucking muddy...
I thought I was going to do the key, yeah?
And I thought I was going to switch over to the fucking ring.
Is what I thought.
Why?
Because this is what happened.
We're walking, try a bit.
Can't you see it right there?
Yeah?
He goes walking past I.S.
He both, I swear, just like...
Oh, listen, you need to confirm it.
He both stop, look at each other, and go...
At the same time, you don't keep...
Bandals like the most stiffest weirdest guy ever, yeah?
He both go...
Fuck your bar, Derek.
Like this, yeah? They've never met each other in the future, right?
Grab each other, both.
All right, fuck you, brother.
Come on, tell me a story, yeah?
Come on.
Yeah, it's starting to break, you know what?
Basically, you're fucking, you're putting up a little bit.
Basically, it looks like they've made each other
for the last 100 years, basically.
All right.
And it was both, you make me feel like,
in the story, shit.
I mean, I'm not cool with that one, it's like...
You're not cool with that one, it's like...
I'm like, fuck you, Rob, I'm like, fuck you, Rob, and you've no energy with boys with that word.
It's like that. You're out of that one.
I was jingling in the light, mate.
Yeah, I was jingling in the light club.
They all must have been blinded, had a taste of wraps in the night.
Oh, fucking hell, I didn't know I was fucking sleepy after that shit story.
Shut up, camera off, fuck off.
Thank you very much.
What was that, sir?
I won't talk to my mum, maybe we'll pay on the 15th.
What was both ways mate?
I don't know you both.
I'm part of the steel baker's story,
that actually is your own company.
That could actually be one of the worst things
I've ever fucking heard in my life.
Tell us again mate.
So I'll tell us again mate.
Who's your bird?
I've got a got a bird.
They just chat shit and make it sound like
I'm a fucking dirty fucker.
I know.
Deadjie's message me, download a game called Goals.
What is it?
About...
You ready to jump on now?
Microphone please mate.
Microphone off.
Thank you.
He's on my face. I just gave you a okay. That's a bit with
Giovanni 24 make tell you the two one greeny to the 29 K to 24 Billy to the prime. Yeah
I mean to the eight months key KVS 711 a go to the 27 shell to the primer
Lisa on the boat find your mother 36 Casper to the 45 Jack to the 21 will the examiner
5 to 5 gifted Gordon will the examiner. Thank you very much Brian. Appreciate you man. Thank you, brother
I appreciate a lot mate
We know you're not we just want our taste fuck off
Please
Gaffield for the five gift in mate go on the boy. Thank you very much. Gaffield, please taste
Pardon it's not even what I expect it's gonna be a fucking a I knew it was
I didn't actually hit you full, ow, ow, you! Stop! Ow! Fuck off! Ow! Stop, stop, stop!
Ow!
Fuck off!
Miss!
You fucking got two left!
Sorry.
Is he going to piss you off?
Go lad bro.
He's taking a piss!
I'm going to kill you.
Ouch!
Chas, you need to re-go.
Ouch!
Ouch!
There.
Stop killing him.
I'm going to kill you.
Can you go up?
Yeah, but I'm screaming bro.
But I'm screaming, no, I'm always on your shoulder.
I don't get what back you bought with a fucking skull as they are.
But you're hiding here.
Yeah, no shit, you're shitting me.
I'm gonna get you in there.
What was the last night?
I'm gonna get a fucking shot there.
Fucking put him on this fuckhole.
Oh wait, I found his beaker.
You didn't want to do the queues you were talking about?
I did the queues you.
I'm gonna have to give you a pick him up.
Yeah, I'm just going to sit there and talk to you.
I'm going to go to the other back rooms.
What?
Yeah, I can do.
Just so you know, we actually do VTG through a visit to our room.
Yeah, there's only one that works.
You also do VTG from the next day and I fucking wait.
I'll do it.
You're right on today.
Yeah.
So yeah, at this point, I'm just going to sit there and do that, this dog, until you hear it.
You need to take it and be done.
What do you mean, I got to do his prison?
I bought it!
You didn't? I bought it?
I did it separately, but it's separate, I feel.
You look, I'm proud of you.
So, you can't pay. Have you named it yet?
What?
Have you named it yet?
Let me try again.
Fucking knew it was me.
Come on for someone.
Someone.
I'll see you in a bit.
See if you can take it, don't worry, I'm gonna get in the house out of here.
Who's up?
Hello?
Hello?
You okay, mate?
Ciao!
Captain Arnold's here.
What is that?
You don't want any more?
Right, then.
All right.
Yeah, it's a code.
Is it a code?
I hope I've got the orders.
Yeah, it's a code.
Uh, yeah.
This isn't going to pop.
Uh, 2795.
How many seconds?
2795!
No, no code needed.
Do I have air on my shirt?
I can't open it.
Oh fuck, sorry.
I know, sorry.
I
Don't mind all no
Oh, the weight on it?
Yes.
So we've got that as the top on it, hasn't it?
It's always alright.
You know what?
If I go back, the only big problem is...
I'm not huge.
I'm delivery, that's not bad.
What's that about the string?
You keep saying it, but that won't be true.
And it is true.
So you saw that as that?
What?
There we go.
It's gonna be in a five bedroom, four floors, you might as well fucking live apart.
Exactly.
Alright, you can't have got a lot of water in here.
Nah, I wouldn't want that. I've got two minute lucasates.
Oh did you find that lucasates?
Yeah, I did.
Did you actually find something?
Yeah.
Ah, you're religious, thanks mate.
No, I'm not religious.
Cheers mate.
No, I'm not.
You're a religious, thanks mate.
No.
They're in the fridge, go and have a look.
Yeah, I said I'm looking.
Jugs on them.
Nah, I'm a bit of a fan of them, thanks mate.
I don't know if you want to hear it.
Alright.
Change mine.
But a real good guy, I love him.
I like him, but he's...
Wait a minute, is that how he comes in, Josh?
No.
Dude, this is shit.
Shit, that's not it.
Shit?
What the fuck, is he getting them out?
It's my dream.
I have a question, I'm not going to leave you guys alone.
I don't need to leave you guys here.
Yeah, big one.
I'm the fucking work mate, it's working, I'm actually the main actor.
Oh, it's working.
Oh, I just can't do it.
Have you got anything to do with it yet?
Er, yeah.
So, I think it's a ball.
I just found what the plastic really is called.
Wow, that's something you don't know me.
Mate.
I don't think it is.
It's not a little pair of balls.
That was before the gov.
It's actually my property, you make it.
Right of your pants, it'll be a room for me.
Right of your pants, it'll be a room for me.
Because to do it, I know I thought it was fucking good, but it worked.
Well, we might have been better.
This is...
Shit!
What was the tenor?
I got it.
This is the camera.
You're the big self, aren't you?
No.
I'm not going to die of calmer farming.
You put a bucket in there.
I'll have to find a container.
I want you to find something to train me for.
Yeah, that's alright.
What then?
That lamp.
You're gonna give me a lamp?
A lamp?
Eat your lamp or keep it. I don't know if you lose.
This lamp is also black.
The answer is pretty shabby.
Pause and let's start here.
Eat your lamp.
Here we are.
Come on.
Oh, there we go.
Please don't.
Please don't take me home.
What if it's the thing we can do?
What do you think?
I've got a trade for your face.
What is it?
Lamp.
Fuck cop.
So what I'm saying is you should put your champagne in the drink for him?
Fuck.
Yeah.
It is?
Is that some of my room?
Yeah, if you're a room and I can have the dog.
Alright, well I actually bought this, especially when you picked some out of your room to give
me.
So I can't keep very much meat.
What's the title of the thumbnail for this video?
It's just a vlog.
Probably have you all over it.
I don't know, I was raising the fucking hand.
What?
No.
Please look by your presents every day and come in and give it your three.
When did you get that dog?
What?
When did you get that dog?
Yeah that was when I was in the middle of the week.
I was true to myself.
So you're on me.
Alright, you can have Stesa.
Stesa?
I'm gonna take the thing off, see if I know what it was.
Yeah, that.
But it is.
Don't make that off the window.
That's how you don't want to see what it is.
Are you sure I've got this?
I'm positive mate.
It's hard for me to get rid of it to be honest, but...
Do you have like a pin you can fucking sign or something?
For what to take it easy about sign it go now. I
Make once alone with a fix there fuck off. Yeah. Yeah, no joke
No, we're gonna make my fucking pleasure
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, mysterious girl.
Is that all I'm looking at if I haven't gone?
Um.
Bye, Christos, yeah, I don't think you're welcome.
ม-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м-м.
Hello.
Roals have been reserved.
Take your leg apart.
Tie your t-shirt, take your leg apart now.
I was on my 8th sense.
What's on my leg?
Nothing on my leg.
Where?
Over there.
In Bobby Church.
There?
That was the most.
Isn't it lovely here?
Don't come off in the shower.
Oh!
Look where we got much from.
If you were a girl, what is the first thing you'd do?
Question what the fuck's just happened?
CBS 12-Military, thank you very much man, thank you.
James, you should stream a GK, it's never you two, it's like you stay away from him.
I don't know if you're aware mate, we've moved into a house together, therefore we live with each other.
Are you fucking switched on with the lights on?
Hello? Is anyone home?
Ethan!
What a boy! Very, very much, Ethan. I appreciate that a lot, mate.
Thank you very much, bro. I appreciate it a five, man.
Thank you very, very much, mate.
Fucking legend. Thank you very much, mate.
I appreciate it, man. Thank you.
Fucking take it, Chas.
See you in a bit, mate.
See you tomorrow, Chas.
Bright and early.
See you any bit mate
Spent any years to your setup and you've moved out. I know it's a fucking joke
Also, Jakey never asked me to I know you always asked be know so that's Jakey's fault if you want to do an IRL
I'm more than happy to do one with him
Right, let me hide that why does my chart stop working on me phone. I don't get why
there we go right my car window bro everything's up it's fine audio's a bit
the other mic right in the right place there we go right I might try to put
the speakers on now because I want some fucking choosing shit but I just never
have them but I can actually do it now you're talking tomorrow what the fuck is
He's thunkin'.
Ethan, Chivarra 5, go on Ethan!
Ethan, I can't hold on here!
Go on Ethan, 5-5 gifted mate, go on you fuckin' boy.
Big John, Chivarra 2 on mate.
Now Chaz doesn't, Chaz doesn't even got my keys, don't worry.
Oh, Degi's message mate.
Yeah, I'm here, my fuckin' goat.
Go on Degi.
Have I seen Novu films in TikTok? No I've not. I assume in all of the months I've said that.
She's good. Alright, see you in a second.
Novu films?
Pritchie for the Villa game! I'm gonna go!
Yeah, I know I should make session have a life should I sorry mate
2-0 or yeah, I'm gonna go 2-0 villa
Right, I'm no 2-0 United sorry 2-0 United
I don't need that there, I don't need that.
Um, TikTok.
Went in video tomorrow? Yeah, there's a went in video tomorrow, yeah, absolutely.
Right, what is it? Nov...
...films.
I
The envelopes.
Fuck off!
They'll say you've not smoked for 50 years, right?
But then she stopped smoking for 10 years.
The 50 years of smoke damage don't just fucking disappear.
You're my local GP.
I
Nice
you
you
you
you
you
So we've got back rooms okay is up to five people right and it's fucking scary if I'm
honest right then we've also got don't scream which is a bit of a longer one but still can
be fucking scary now there's one man that we need to get on back rooms with us
who's that pie phase 23 right trust me when I tell you this this man is a
fucking shit back all right I'm down as the I've never seen pie well this is the
thing though I'm gonna ring him now right and you're gonna hear him I bet he
bottles it really yeah this is how much he hates it let me I'm gonna ring
him now right can you hear the phone yes well I mean what have you clicked
ring yes ringing yeah I can hear it yes pie face okay mate listen I'll tell you
exactly what's on mate you promised myself and the chat a fair few weeks ago
that you would jump on back rooms right now we've also got back rooms pie and a
special guest on with us in it is comedy shores gamer dead yeah now I'm what
was this play here we go again another shit excuse
it does make because mean dead to your fucking way waiting for you to get on
Okay well you know what, a deal is a deal and I will honour what I said.
YES!
An hour, is that fair?
You what?
An hour, is that fair?
No.
You're on to where you fucking say mate.
Yeah I'm just going.
Fine I'll complain.
I did say a deal is a deal so I will get a deal is a deal.
Fucking legend, right? I'll we'll get in multi-verse now
No, I know you don't mate. It's because you're a shitbag
Yeah, yeah, I'll invite they did some multi-verse now, then we'll go
All right, perfect, I see you in a bit
Wait, hello, you're dead, you may
my internet's acting up so if I do lag out yeah it's not it's not me okay right
okay so it is still you though isn't it I mean yeah okay yeah just on the same
page yet so wait are you gonna see us go by the way I'm gonna see us go we can
play like later if you want I'm a fucking joke mate I'm adjourn there I'm not even
by the way, I opened an untradable crate. Yeah. And I got a knife worth $653,000. I
think it was 600. You're lying. No, I'm not. And it's untradable. I'm human. Wait, 653,000.
Yeah. Yeah, I started putting a gold upgrade. You're chatting out your ass, man. No, I'm
I'm not, it's untradable, it's untradable.
Wee, oh, oh, so you don't even,
but you can sell your account, no?
Can I?
Yeah, obviously, yeah, if you sell your account.
Oh my God, where do I sell it, where do I sell it?
I want to get rid of it, ASAP.
Well, someone will buy it, you need to bid, isn't it?
And then you just have to sell your angry ginger account,
but then you've lost your Steve.
Well, I mean, I mean, I can't lose my Steve.
But I mean 650k bro.
But how many games do you have when you're slim?
Mate, I've got at least 6 to 7 games.
You're a dickhead.
I know you didn't get it. I'm going on your stream now. You're definitely pulling faces.
I'm not.
Sky! Your favorite of five gifted!
Go on Sky, favorite of five gifted mate. Go on the bike.
I'm not pulling faces Dutch. I'm being serious, mate.
Yeah, I'm watching you now. Wait, when you turn your floor into a pitch?
Uh, next week, hopefully.
Okay. And what's that behind you, like a podium or something?
No, that's just where you put your trainers in, but it looks quite cool, doesn't it?
Oh, stay there. Let me show you what I'm fucking going with there for me, for me room.
Are you ready for this?
Yeah, I'm looking.
Are you ready for this?
Yeah, I'm looking.
Right, let's have a look here.
Oh.
Scroll down.
Scroll down.
Look at this bad boy.
How fucking unreal is that?
I see.
With the fish tank this time?
Oh, wait, you're gonna have the fish tank?
Yep.
With like LEDs, like red LEDs, all of that?
Yep.
That is flipping amazing.
Thank you.
Okay, and then they got a penalty, which is good to have, but they don't mind about it.
Can't why we did two shots.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we beat us.
Yeah.
And I've done this, I'm not annoyed.
I feel like you've low key over them.
No, I'm not, I'm actually very happy.
No, I can't say it on there, no, no...
What did you say? I said it would be genuine.
No, I did be heard, did be heard.
Do you behind? It's a big behind.
I'm telling you, it's a fucking big thing I'll do.
Yeah. I haven't got it.
I'm gonna be fucking with the other one as well.
We're gonna see. Look.
CTFO. Sorry?
CTFO?
Nobody knows CTFO because it's not a thing.
I hope we're all aware of this.
What is it?
I see the...
No, what is it?
BVI.
No, what is it?
Not JSA.
That is just over time!
No I don't!
No! That's very close to me!
I'll tell you what to do at the crocs!
I'll tell you what to do at the crocs!
What's hands?
Yeah, you're back. We're back. Yeah, you're back.
Fuck me, man. What the fuck? Honest, though. The thing is, chap, at least we're fucking
Finally about to be in the chat with kids about but fuck me
Honest, sir, right dead. I've just sent you an invite to multiverse the discord key. Join that please mate
Yes, that's not perfect and then we'll join the call on stream
Right there you go check out the thing is by the way, I was in discord the whole time now. We did you
shows our fucking bad the Wi-Fi is
Fucking horrible
But who's your provider? Or is that, you can't say?
I'm not gonna say, but it's fucking wank.
That's what I will fucking say.
Get going, sort it out.
Yeah, it's a bit more of a, not a fucking overnight job, mate.
I mean, just get someone to fix it.
What a fucking great idea, what a thought of that.
Right tell the pilot we're in distraught please. He's tased on you, I'll watch out.
Yeah, Tayden needs to go alive.
No one's going to say much about the killer's
name.
If you want my mic, jump on, you fucking can do it.
Yes, mate.
Okay, mate.
I think I've got to go.
There's no way.
Oh, I eat that, right?
Yeah, I'm good, my man.
How are you?
Yeah, very good, mate.
Well, I was good until I got fucking play this.
I can't wait to see you on this again, Pie.
No, I don't like it.
Someone just mentioned it's Friday the fucking 13th as well.
Oh, my gosh, it is.
Yeah, that's what I'm supposed to do.
Oh, my God, I think I know what it is.
Tazie's downloading the game.
What, your internet spikes like that when someone downloads?
Yeah, it's mad, isn't it? If it goes off again, I need to tell them to stop.
Did you not think to research this before you moved your...
No, no, no, Pye, I'm fully aware it work gonna be as good.
But I got told off Chazza, I'm quote for quote,
Mate, I used to stream off 10 gigabytes when I lived with my mum, I'll be alright.
Fuck you, mate, you're awesome.
Was that Taze or Chazza, or were you doing that?
No, no, that was Chaz.
Greg, jivin' a T-move, mate, Jordan, jivin' a T-move, James, jivin' a 34,
you mean for 29 dicko to betray that as well man you have to be nine months mate
right so we got other people playing with us yeah veggies a tasey's gonna jump
on and then I mean I think that's probably enough to be far if told me that
I got a knife.
Right, okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's good though.
That was, it was the yellow, the special one.
I got the yellow special box and it was a knife.
I think I sold it for like $400,
but I didn't realize you couldn't actually sell it
for like real money.
So I just sold it on Steam and then bought more cases.
And then I ran out of money.
What do you mean you can't actually sell it for real money?
I think you can, but I think you gotta do it
on like a third party website.
So I sold it to someone on Steam for under market value
so I could buy more cases.
Okay, that's very nice.
I might do that again soon, open some more cases,
just see if I can get a knife.
Yeah, I might accidentally do it as well.
Right, let me start loading back rooms.
It's like Dynasty, but real life.
Yeah, I mean, Dynasty is also real life, mate.
if you weren't aware. Are you into cars, Dad Jeff?
I was actually going to ask you. I know you are, bro. You open cars on the
stream. Yeah, I might do.
You know what I don't understand?
What don't you understand, sweet?
Talk to me.
Okay, so you know how like Logan Paul has that Pikachu card and it goes for like
however many millions
Is that like is that like uh, so let's say I bought a pokemon
like deck of cards or whatever
Can can I potentially get?
Something like worth millions like that. Oh, I don't I don't get it, bro
Yeah, but you have to get like a hundred grand box to try get it so old
Oh
I think the one he had was like an illustrator so I think it's I think it's like a super rare version of the card
Can you get it for like FIFA cards as well?
What was it like?
Like get it like
Trump's or wherever it is. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the football club the ones ginger opening are like 15 round a case
It's ridiculous
Was opening I'd like to just say was opening what till he opened so many that there's none left
they're all gone basically i completed them
hafzah 5 out of 5 gifted mate go on the boy 5 out of 5 gifted brother
go on hafzah thank you very much brother appreciate you a lot man thank you
bro but you're most expensive card so is it i gotta defend
what mine's pretty i've got like a one-of-one
renown but gingers got a one-of-one dynasty messy which is pretty stupid
and how much would that be good for 150 000
Class, class, you're copying, really?
Yeah, but it's more, I think it's worth more than that, it's...
And you're telling me what, so the cards that Jin used to open,
do you want, you can just get them, any, what, any shop?
No, not those ones, you have to like, get them from specific, like, real, like, dealers,
they'll be specific companies that'll sell them, so...
Oh...
Okay.
I think I think I understand you get cheaper ones there right there's premier league ones that are out now
It's like fringe a quitter box and they're all premier league players
And the chances are though you'll get like someone from Burnley or something, you know, which is unfortunately probably worth a five
Yeah, oh wow, okay
It's pie. What's your can you type in this card both of you is what your steam name is please second?
It well, yeah, sure
You okay Michael? You live on stream?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
You have to have a shit yourself.
Do you even want to call that gun?
Alright, perfect.
We're in discord mate.
Alright, I'm going to turn it off.
There we go.
He's just jumping on now.
Yeah, I need to add you, I think.
Pa, even though I did think we were friends.
not on Steam yet?
I'm on Steam now, yeah, I'm on Steam now.
Can you give me your friend codes please?
How do I get Nala?
So if you go to Steam and go to friends, add a friend,
and it says your friend code is,
and then copy that and put it in Discord.
Oh yeah.
Wait, you go to friends,
And it will say right at the top your friend code
Go to friend and click add a friend
Good go to friends and then add a friend. Where'd what how do you do that?
Are you on steam?
Oh
I'm on steam, yeah, yeah, I'm on steam itself
Cheers, bye
Wait, hello. Yeah, now I've got here. Oh, yeah, yeah, mate. I'll see you on bye
You've what?
Oh, yeah, awaiting your response. Yeah, I will pie. Okay me. Hello, mate. How are you? Nice to
meet you, bro. Man like Taze. My like dead joke. Saturday my brother. My brother. I'm good,
my bro. How are you? A fellow brother, a fellow brother in the fucking chat. Come on, bro. What
do you mean by that? Is a fellow brother? He knows what I mean by that. He don't support man C. No,
he knows what I mean by that. He's a fellow brother. Oh, you might have to, um, you can't
You've probably got office people can't argue that's my cold head that's all right
He's up better
You that bear wait what?
That's a rude
My ad friend
Oh cool
Okay, good. Oh it's focusing now
His name is actually comedy shorts game. Oh my god.
Come on.
Oh my god, do the thing, do the thing, do the thing.
Oh, come on, do the thing, do the thing, do the thing.
Please, do the thing, do the thing.
Come on, do the thing, do the thing.
Okay, if I do the thing, though, you won't fucking see it, will you?
Wait, no, but please, please, I'll get the phone.
Recall it. Recall it on your phone.
And then like, yeah, yeah, like, yeah.
Okay, so hit it four times.
Come on.
All right, wait wait
All right, are you ready? Yeah. Yeah, okay
Hey guys
I feel reborn!
That is awful.
There's so many of us that hard right now.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, Tedjit, how many times have you been asked to do that in person?
Oh, bro, too many. Way too many.
Well, when I let you see it, I'll get to the things I like.
He's fucking mad at me about that.
He's weird as fuck, innit?
I'm just so weird.
Pie, have you invited yet?
the game. Yeah, say that they invited you as well. And I might I might have to restart
for dead jangun. Don't join that. Wait, what's the game called again? Backrooms escape to
escape together. Oh, we didn't push the top. No, no, no, constantly talking. That's it.
Wait, is it escape the back rooms? Yeah, no, his back rooms escape together. Oh, the logo
I was just a BET in a blue square.
Okay, I put the wrong one then.
Ooh.
Good job, that's not been fucking felt in it.
Go on, the boy.
Bradshaw, favorite of five, mate.
Go on, Bradshaw, favorite of five, gifted, brother.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate it.
Ali Shaw, Chivita, tier one, mate.
Go on, Viz, you're mad bastard.
He actually is Viz, mate.
And Lollipool and Chivita, 24, mate.
Hello.
Yeah, mate
Wait, what happened?
My internet is moving sooo, but like mad
Yeah, not just yours, I know what it feels
Tease, I know where you live, okay
Man, just the fucking lot of people that know where we live, two of them got a fucking phone before we fucking managed to get in here before
Did you tell him who you are?
Dead Pie, please.
I meant like the way, did you mention you?
Wow, they're eager on that.
Turn them up, is that a storm at Wilderness?
Let me turn them up.
Alright, I'm downloading it now.
It'll be done in one minute.
Right, straight noise.
Ginger, I managed to make it past like three levels, all right, you should put a word in for me.
A word in for you for what?
There's a few things coming up in there.
OK, I'll see what I can do mate.
Oh, Taze!
I don't like that level, the one with the monster.
Yeah, I hear that, don't worry mate.
Just that 100 gifted if that's all right, Taze, if you don't mind mate.
Yeah, obviously Kurospeed's a dead human.
Of course you can of course you can
Did you yeah, we're gonna get a drink. I've been we need to ask you something. Oh, yeah, go on. Jesus. Here we go
Obviously as the only black member of both boys, yeah, I'm just wondering if you would join
Are you want to join both boys? Yeah
We need we need more diverse
Um, okay, I bought this. Ask me in person. I thought it doesn't make sense to ask me
over a stream. You know, I mean, I hear that. I hear that,
Rob. I hear that. Yeah, I hear that. Now I've took the piss there. I've took the piss there.
I've jumped too fast. I've jumped too fast. I was offside. Sorry, bro. I was just very
excited. You did the thing. You're not on the net, where you said it when you was trying
I had to say it, bro.
No.
It's not a fucking piss.
Tate, you know what? I'm not really a TikTok user, but whenever I post these, you always put these ones up, you and Heather, like the lipstick one, should I say?
Why'd you do that?
I've never posted a TikTok of Heather lip-syncing, what do you mean?
You did, which I did pop the belly out. You were somewhere, she was looking away.
Looking away or something?
Hi, it was probably a fucking edit.
It was probably a fucking edit.
I think it was a bit more ticked up.
Nah, I get them a lot. It's probably an edit.
Alright, fair enough mate.
As you wrote, what do you need a million followers?
Yep, I'm nearly, I'm nearly, I'm 3,35k away.
Get taste to a mil.
Oh, for your party?
For your party?
Yeah, are you going to come pie?
If I'm invited mate, absolutely!
When is it?
It's when I hit a mill.
Right.
I can't have a million for a fight before then.
Yeah, but I thought you'd have the confidence to be like,
it's going to be like in two weeks.
Yeah, because then it'll be embarrassing if I won a nine hundred and eight.
Oh, I've got you.
All right, give me eggs up though, because I'm far away, so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be there, mate.
When you're six hours, six hours advance.
Yeah, six hours notice that if you text me in the morning at, like, nine o'clock, like,
oh, party time at Bob House, I'm on a train on there, mate.
Oh!
Okay.
I'll call it a fight, nine hundred and fifty-six, or a little bit of a way.
Oh!
That's a 3K, you've made 3K, you get...
Oh!
That's a lot of the three...
3K follows it a day, is a fucking dicks and goid.
No, no, well, to be fair, when I made the TikTok, we was running out of time.
or eight so we've had a K
That's unbelievable
What's up?
No, we're just saying it takes this party
Okay, nice. Do you know about the party teams?
Yeah, yeah, I know about it
Wait, are we doing proximity or we just yeah, do proximity?
How do you know?
That's all right. We can start out in the game, right? I've invited you by the way
comedy shorts gamer invited pie face invited me tays invited I don't join
that click on it mate I'm clicking click the window wait wait go to Steve
window what? no just click your windows key then go to Steve
Steve invited pie erg to you again wait where's him I was inviting Steve
Yeah, invites on steam, yeah.
Shift tab. Shift tab.
Shift tab.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
You're welcome.
I'll just take it away.
Yeah, it's all right. We're going to deafen in Discord.
No.
Yeah, we're all in now.
One second, I've got a fire walk.
Yeah, I'm going to deafen now.
Discord as well.
Oh, mate.
Why am I playing a scary game, man?
I don't like this game.
Listen, listen, listen, what I will say is that it's a scaring game.
I hate it. I genuinely despise this game.
I don't like it at all.
The only saving grace is I know a little bit what to expect.
I've never been scared though in my life.
Have you not?
So I doubt it's going to do any good.
Have you not?
I don't know, it feels like.
I know exactly what you're just going to make this worse, but...
Let's fucking go, ladies and gentlemen. Let's go!
Buckery, play face-to-face and see them see ya!
Right, let's go.
We're starting.
Not to any lights off, Chalau.
Oh, I'll turn my lights off.
No, I'm not. I'm leaving. No, no, I'm leaving.
Wait, how can I tell who's who?
Do you know how to put that...
Oh, I see.
I came to put all the subs down.
The things you do into the...
I thought...
I don't know why I was like, can I put my controller in?
Of course you can. Right, listen, now that's metagaming.
If you click tab, if you click tab, it comes up everything that we...
that we need to do right. I'll turn the lights down.
I can't move! I can't move!
Pies behind you! Pies behind you!
No, he's not! I'm in the lift, but I can't... I can't move!
He's not letting me move!
Oh sorry I've got Steve, no I've Steve I've put it back to game, I've got Kyle.
Can I actually plug my controller in? Can I do that when it works?
I've played this.
This game is not scary mate.
Oh my gosh it is my controller!
Play! Play! Play!
Taze, you can't play!
You can't understand!
I played this server, so I know this bit, so it'll get monster-gassing.
Right, so just let me explain this for Dejan, so you Taze.
You've got to find the Taze, Sam, at the end of that course.
Yes, if you click tab, it comes up here.
You've got to record it during the alarm,
and you record by clicking C, right, and that's your camera.
When you click C, you start recording.
Get out of it by clicking C again.
Then you've also got sanity levels.
When your sanity levels are really low,
you need to eat and drink to get them back up.
We find food and it goes into your storage
and then you can right-click it and then it'll...
What'd you call it?
It said we're called the pitfalls.
We've done it.
These are the pitfalls,
but you don't want to fall down them because then you'll die.
but I'm recording now but you can walk you can walk on the edge click scene
you can't make it sound oh no no I'm not stuck if you keep walking mate I ain't
gonna fall nice pie nice you love him more to go
you don't record a but it's just like for example it says record a
So if you see eyes looking at you in the dark...
No, no, no, I'm not recording them, I don't like them.
Right, Jack, you're boring, he's probably nice.
Chase, I've played this before, I made it, I put it like a skill off, they don't know about, but I don't like you with a like skill off, then it'll be bad, alright?
Right, and then what you will see is, there's a monster that chases us, right, and it chases us based off noise and sound, so if you're getting chased...
I'm so if you're low!
Yeah, but then when he's chasing you you want to crouch and hide in here
Yeah, so that there you just picked up that's a drink so if you sign it it gets low you can drink that
Okay, yeah and tease the torch so you can get your torch off
It's all right by the stick with us mate you'll be fine
Let's climb some tapes then, so it's like Sanderman basically.
Never played Sanderman, but yeah, you could say.
Hey, this game is not scary.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Okay, we'll see.
You'll be fine on it then, won't you, Dutch?
Nah, I'm just following you there.
Well, when that monster... Oh, what's this?
Oh, my...
My desire, run!
It's chaser, it's chaser, it's hype! I'm out, stop it, I'm out, stop it up!
Dizzy!
Oh, come on!
Come on, get in the hole, get in the hole, get in the hole!
I can see that.
Oh, I can't!
Oh, my!
Yeah, so it can't get us when we're in here.
Wait, how, so...
Oh, okay, so this is the alarm, so let's record while the alarm's on, so I'm doing that now.
What? How do I, how do I begin?
Click C, click C, yeah.
Is that, so that's it, you've done it?
Yeah, we've done that one.
Should you click, tap, it gets harder the more you go over it.
So we need to record a Smiler,
but we also need 11 more tapes.
And every time the alarm goes off,
it means there's another monster added in.
You're joking?
Nope, there's now two of them.
What, two of those same things?
Yeah.
We need we need 11 more tapes
No, I say so drink
Some bandages as well
That was me so for example if we're separated and I can click our little whistle you can hear me on of a tape I got tape
Okay, I have a
For no love nice. I'll be good for you, Santa. Okay. Oh, that's my face. No, no, no, the smiley face
Yeah, you'll know what they are me when you look at them. Trust me your fox
Wait, what what happens? You'll see
I think what it just comes at you. Let's see me make you remember you said this isn't scary this game. So just remember that
She remember that all present
Use what's the present?
Some soda there if you want that yeah drink I'll take that if I was you
Also when people dying go down if you've got bandages you can get you can help them get up
So I've got two minutes
I'll drop them and then you pick them up and then if anyone goes down you can
Okay, let's read them
How many takes we got three they've not even found a fucking tape yet
So this is just level one?
Yeah, this is level one.
Oh, another one.
Oh, nice.
So I'm assuming that the more takes you find.
We've got to find 12, and then we can go back to the elevator.
How do you know where the elevator is?
Yeah, you've got to find it again.
Oh, wow, okay.
Oh, doesn't it make sense that one person
that stays at the elevator...
Oh, wait, no, it'll always be here, isn't it?
Oh, okay.
Okay, this is where you might see a smiler.
All right.
A smiler.
Ah, there it is!
Yep, you've recorded it.
All right, done.
Then look at it and walk towards it as well Dutch fuck off. It got me fuck
Fucking shit me up. I
Can't hear us. I can't really see you at the minute. I've gone really light. I did
Right I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Oh my god. Did you behind you?
Wait, so what happens when I look at it? Yeah, it's gone
Did anyone else get that in the chat? That shit me right up.
I was trying not to look at it, did you? Did you? And it fucked me over.
No, another take. Right, we're on five. They've actually not found one yet, by the way.
Oh, present. Yeah, I picked the present up. Yeah, I got a lot of chat.
Alright, okay.
So what are...
Oh, another one.
More bandages, more bandages, more present here.
Have you opened your present?
Wait, how do you open it?
So if you click tap, it'll say present and then right click your present, it'll say open.
Oh, OK, I've got a cookie.
Nice, I've got a candy cane.
What's your sanity like?
Wait, the interesting.
Yeah, they're the ones I'm dropping. Yeah, I'm dropping them because it takes up storage and you actually need to hold them oh
Now you can drop them wherever as long as you pick them up it registers that you've got
Yeah, right click it and they'll say drop
Nice right we've got six more to go six more to go. What's oh I've got one here got one here
I've got a feeling they're getting chased. Oh I've lagged. Wait where are you going? I'm here I'm here.
Oh
I actually can't wait for the third round he's gonna fucking shit
What the fuck oh someone has paid to fucking knock
So you got me them
Right, we've got to walk over these dead chicken. You've got it. I know we're not. Oh, yeah, we are actually
Wait, do we have... Okay, cool.
I can tell you he's fucking shouting. I think he's getting chased.
Yeah, we can't fall down and rise you die.
Alright, where'd you go?
What the hell am I supposed to do in this in real life?
Oh my God, does he watch out?
Did he behind you? Did he behind you?
Stop!
He's gone, he's gone, he's gone.
The smile around, it's a smile around.
Aww, he's scaring me.
Nah, I mean, nah, he didn't.
Nah, I got...
Wait, wait, wait.
Look, look behind you, deadj.
No.
Look behind you, deadj.
I'm not...
Deadj, look behind you, it's a smile.
Look behind you.
Look behind you, deadj.
No.
Come on, look behind you.
There's two of them, there's two of them, deadj.
Look behind you.
Look behind you!
Look behind me, deadj, come on.
Go on, go on, deadj.
I thought you wanted to see what it was like, I thought he's not scary.
Oh my gosh.
Oh!
Oh, mate!
What happened to my...
I don't want to know.
Go on then, you're looking at it.
Go on then.
Go on, look at it.
Go on, look at him.
Oh!
To your left, to your left.
To your left.
Rock to water.
Oh, you jammy little bastard.
Shit bag.
I thought he wasn't scary, did ya?
Some more stuff there. Bandages, soda.
Do we eat the food now?
No, I can say that because there will be some rounds where we don't actually find it.
I don't make it even harder.
More bandages there, nice.
I can hear Taze shouting, bye, bye.
They're definitely getting chased.
So this map is that big?
Yeah, it is pretty big.
Right, we've got four more tapes to find. I think they might have found just one, man.
Imagine a quarter of duty man, where he's back, I think that's fine, yeah he's going
to go off that.
What's that about?
You going to play in real life or the game?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
I do it for a run today.
How far?
Ah, like 2k.
Mate, Rome wasn't built in a day, there's nothing Rome was built in a day, there's nothing
I'll end that to you.
Um, 18 minutes.
Okay.
I don't think that's the city she's ever been, I'll be honest.
But listen, at least you've got the mentality of going out and going on for a run, you know what I mean?
Hey, thank you.
No worries man.
Wait, did you find another one?
Did I find another one?
Yeah, I just found one then.
Okay.
Right, we've got three more dead in them, we can go back to the elevator.
Okay.
But, will it tell us where the elevator is?
No.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
What's he behind?
No, we're alright, not until we see the monster.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Dead yellow!
We found it.
We can't get us if we're in there, we're alright.
Oh, my god.
Oh, fuck you Ray, you're fucking playing that with me, it's what a fucking prick.
You've actually done me that fair play.
Ah, so...
What's next to you? Behind you?
What, behind me? Oh yeah, nice one, thank you.
Yeah.
I'm gonna drink it, I got my sanity going right.
What? How do you see me?
It's like halfway, my sanity.
Yeah, I'd just drink one if you got a couple.
Just drink one.
Right.
I've had to mind your hair, us.
So, what, you can hear us?
Yes, if we start running.
Oh, it's higher.
It's higher.
It's fucking higher.
This way, this way.
I heard a massive roar.
Wait, maybe that's pie and cake.
It might be.
There's a present on the floor over there.
I've got to go and get it.
I'm hearing it to my right.
Yeah, same shift.
We go last.
It's over!
It's over!
It's over!
Are you in?
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm going to open my present.
Yeah, I'll put your present.
Oh, and I got Almond to watch him again.
And Alstost is...
Very fast.
We need another tape.
I wanna see what the monster looks like.
What I did like...
Oh, I did it!
Get in the hole, get in the hole, get in the hole!
Did you see it that time?
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it.
Okay, so it's the back-creams once more.
Yeah.
That's why the game's called fucking back-creams, you dick.
Oh, you're going to make me stand up.
Why would you decide to be ginger?
Connor, are you a fucking... are you alright, mate?
Oh, it's coming! Get in!
We need two more, we need two more.
It's just camping.
That's not fun, is it?
Right, guys, wait.
We'll also look for tapes as well when we run.
Two more minutes.
It's not me, it's not me, it's not me.
It's not you, alright, you're alright.
Oh my God, run, run, run, run!
Wait, there's no hole.
There is.
Oh my goodness, it's sprinting!
The lights go off as well, the fucking wait for them to come back on quick.
Wait for them to come back on.
What, can you get a smiley face here?
No, no, you can't get a smiley face there.
Oh no, you can, you can to be fair, yeah.
I'm scared of what it's going to do. I wanted to know but now I'm just too scared.
You're a shit house you.
Fuck it.
What's towards it? What's towards it? And look at it in the eyes.
Wait, let's go. I'm just going to take it.
Oh! Move! Move!
So it's actually just camping?
It is a little bit, yeah.
I think we're all right now.
Caught the head to the right, Dutch.
No, no, no, it's still there.
My charger said Taze is dead.
I actually put the pipes in my slot for phase.
Oh my days, man.
Oh my days!
Fuck it, I think we just fucking sprinted.
We only need two more tapes, he's not worth risking.
Why is it happening, bro?
Oh my gosh.
I don't think we can get out, bro.
One of us needs to make a run for it.
Oh my god, wait. Have you got solder or anything?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, use a can of solder and it makes your run quicker.
Okay, what? Use it now.
I'll just use mine now, yeah.
Alright, I'll use mine now. Alright, I'm ready.
Three, two, one.
We need to find another hole.
Found one.
Let's go, let's go.
Well, we'll just come close here.
No, no, no. We've outrun him a bit there.
There we go. Right.
Two more tapes, two more tapes.
People say so does bad.
Someone is bad?
That's what people say. People say so does bad.
Where's the young quicker?
What the f***ing two-eyed does?
Guys, come on.
Got a bandage.
Is that Grenola?
Come on.
We've actually been pying once this game.
Literally.
We need to f***ing...
Two more tapes, two more tapes.
Pie's definitely dead.
Yeah, oh yeah, Pie's now dead, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck, that's what we dropped.
That's so fun.
Wait, if we cross over, if we cross over this way.
What, can it catch us?
down we can't we can't get us if we're on a oh my god just play fall down the pit
falls what's the way to you when were you shouldn't die is by these
that's quite tricky can you find a tape on this it's that possible no not
I don't know where I am.
AHHHHH!
Fucking weirdo!
You're a fucking weirdo!
Fucking freak.
Fucking weirdo.
Freak mate.
You're not funny.
Why are you just leaving me?
You were with party and I'm with edgy
Any time you get any fucking tapes
I'm not going to leave you now
Yeah
I've got the pitfalls and it can't chase us
Can it not?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can't go
It can't go
It can't chase us
It can't chase us
It can't chase us
It can't chase us
It can't chase us
Who?
Who? Who? The War Drops Tale?
Is that the said?
Can you shut me door?
Oh, I was thinking you wouldn't want to know.
Fuck you too, I'm dead.
That's cool, bro.
Two more tapes, man. Two more
Alright, no rush. Take your time, mate.
Alright.
Okay. Oh, gosh, I hate that bit.
What, the alarm?
No, the pit falls.
I thought that we haven't explored them all, like, one second.
I mean, you've got to find it because it's so big you don't recognise it all.
Because it's all the same.
No, we're a werep, I was dead, but we've got two more so it's not really like...
Oh, we've drawn them.
Oh
My god, oh well in
I've got a bandage here and there's water here.
Nice. We must have inspected this area very well.
Oh, at all.
Which is good.
She's got me one more on the shore left.
Yeah.
There's not much up there.
It's pretty bright for a scary day, you know what I mean?
Yeah, no, this is only round one.
And I trust me it gets a lot scarier.
Did you get the present, then?
Yeah, I'm gonna eat it now.
Bro, you're kicking me. How many are there?
Better than nothing.
Yeah.
I think Beano's back.
There's loads of stuff on the floor, which means you wouldn't have obviously been there.
Oh no.
Wait, James?
Yeah, I may, mate.
Oh my god tape right no way we can go back to the elevator now, but we need to have us to make sure we don't die
Right fine, so I reckon because we've obviously not oh my god behind you
Oh my god, see right?
You're a bucket bus
Yeah, we can tell me
Right we can go back to the elevator now, got to find it though that's the problem.
If we find like the black and yellow tape on the floor we can just follow that.
Okay.
Another tape there but we don't need them now.
Another tape, yeah okay, we've definitely not been down here.
Don't blink, you fucker.
Oh yeah, there's a scary game that you should play.
It tracks your camera.
So like, when you blink, it blinks.
Fuck off.
Yeah.
I think I found it.
Yeah, tape.
Elevator.
Where?
Where the red lights are over there.
oh my god don't die wait if any of us die for now for whatever reason just go
to a later I'm about to do it wait well will they come back yeah they're gonna
I'm looking back here.
Fuck for that, get in.
Come on!
Get the fuck in.
Come on.
Assassin's Creed, chivin' a 43 mate, go on the bike, thank you man.
Caitlyn chivin' a primer, Briggle chivin' a 32, Big Z chivin' a 34 mate.
Oh my god, finally.
the fuck are we going oh my god no what yeah they stopped what does that mean
Oh, is that it?
What does that mean?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
Is that what happened?
No, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't, we don't!
That's it.
Wait, what, what's happening?
I can't, I can't hear you, that's it.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Oh, that's you, you fucking idiot.
There's a weight limit to the elevator.
Oh
Right if I'm honest that does that be every time oh my god, what's up behind you?
Jay, that's scary
No, they're not we just need to find yellow tape and follow it
Is there a monster? I don't think there's a monster, but we've got to find somewhere.
Can't be jumpin' on him.
Ooh, there's a door, eh?
Oh! What's this?
What the fuck?
This is kinda cool.
You ready?
Yeah.
Weeeeeee! Hello there!
Hello there!
We're back!
Do you not fucking leave us this time?
Yeah, nah, probably I wouldn't.
Oh, hang on a minute, this is the bit we did last time, chatting with Shane.
Anyway, you've got to turn all the lights on. Shall we just crack on to the next?
Alright.
Yeah, everyone come to this door.
Yeah.
Waiting for them to hi. Are you alive mate? Yeah, I'm here. I'm just doing me to me control the one sec. Good
Being weird. It's not that me
I'm here though. Yeah, I'm gonna make you take your time river
Yeah, I can move I just use my keyboard. It's not that me using control it for some reason I
I did find two tapes at least. You did to me for. I tried I did contribute. Yeah I gave
it a good go. I don't want to be controlled by the world anymore. Take over to this door.
Right, this is for keyboard and mouse.
No, I like...
I'm not a piece of cake.
There we go.
Oh, fuck. What is this?
Right, so we need to find a way out of here, basically.
But we all kind of need to stick together.
Yeah, I'm on the way, I'm on the way, just once.
Yeah, that's a good idea. Let's stick together.
Fuck you, shit, and you suffer all that.
Yeah, we can throw it back here again.
There we go.
right let's go oh is this the PC one you've got to find the colors no no it's not that one
trying to think oh I don't fuck you about a mid level record join another one this one's mad
scary recording entity what's up mate this one's for this one's my I don't remember this level
That's that monster chasing it's called the entity
Not a fun of this one pie
Pied this one's fucked
Everyone says this is one is probably
the bottom of the pitfalls. Ah, yes it is. Good. No, because I fell down.
Everyone's been getting hot in real life from this.
Yeah, I would have said that pie if I'm honest.
Good luck to that, Grubo. Especially after this. This is one on to hard people.
I don't like how dark it is. I don't like it.
No, I don't like it either.
Put your torch on, pie.
Put your torch on, pie.
Right, let's try and win, pie.
No, stop, please.
Right, I think we're going to have to go through that. This cap here, we have to do this level.
Yeah, I thought we could skip it, but we can't it is quite scary, but you know
Good luck pie
I
Go first
Sis, I just got a question, I got a ghost.
I've gone, I've gone.
Stop knocking, you're actually making me look.
Right, so, it says that if the lights up, ghost, if the lights down, ghost, if it's...
What does play the TV?
Ah, so if you switch it up and then down it disappears or something.
the door is here I assume. Oh fuck. I think you did up down up down. I think yeah. The
light switches oh my god look at this corridor light bulb off so when you're
going to room 10 right I'll have a signal like this if it's like this it
If it says a light bulb you put it on, you get it.
Okay.
All right.
Where's the gun?
Don't come out.
You all right, Pie?
Where are you, mate?
I don't want to tell the corner.
I don't want to tell the corner.
Please, the lights have gone off.
I don't want to tell the corner.
I don't want to tell the corner.
I'm not going to.
Why didn't that door just... Wait, did you open it?
No, I opened that then, but I didn't know. I heard it knock.
The light won't come on.
There you go. They'll turn it on this one.
Open door. Oh, that's the cabinet.
Oh, I don't know.
The light's meant to be on in this room.
Oh!
I'll take it off in a second.
We need to turn the light on in this room
Yeah
It's awesome me now. Oh, no, it's that it's on nice on it's on sweet
Let's go let's go
Let's go right
But yeah, let's go right go right
I got left, I got left.
Alright.
Pyre was that you?
No.
He's in behind him.
I'm not gonna stop me again.
Prick.
Hey Mike, thank you very much for the prime brother.
You're welcome, my boy.
The fight's right.
What is it?
Oh my god.
Fuck you, what is that?
What's this?
What's this?
What is it?
What is it?
He said light off.
What?
What?
Return to the TV,
return to the TV, follow me.
Where's the TV?
Where's the TV?
Where's the TV?
You're going to leave me.
Leave me.
Now you're a cunt.
Where was the TV down there, I think?
Yeah, we've already been in there.
Call the men!
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, god!
Oh!
Stop!
Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm lost!
I'm lost and lost.
Don't take this down.
I've got you, Tana.
I've got you.
I've got you.
I've got you.
I'm going to get you back up.
I'm going to get you back up.
I'm going to get you back up.
No, no, no.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Are you back up?
I'm scared then.
I heard you.
You fucking shit yourself.
I'll shut up.
No, I didn't like that.
I didn't like that
Pike if you go this way, can you get me way pie?
TV this way TV this way fucking unreal that I remembered where it was
What the fuck
did you hello oh fuck light on what the fuck
Sanity
Oh my god, light off
Yeah, yeah, yes, oh, thanks for that make sure you found it. Yeah
Yeah, drink some of that files you
Where'd you go I
I can just say pie screaming I mean I mean I mean okay you see the light bulb
in this room lights on or that is lights on there we go every room we have to do
this pretty much mate lights off there yeah this is this is one of the new
levels I've only classed I played this this one ever I know I'm doing I'm going
turn on the power I won't go what's this oh super can you right pie well it's up
me that's a fucking good start nice I've done it as well that's doors what yeah
Yeah it's a new level, it's pie, I know you'll enjoy it.
Turn around, Dedge.
You gonna turn around then, Dedge mate?
I can't get past you, Dedge, yeah.
So...
did you did you can't get past me unless you move mate
hello oh you asked a layer you're fucking weird don't get the fuck out of
of it move you dick move get out of my way I thought you'd like doubt what you're in
I can hear you laughing, you're not muting or anything mate.
Let me out!
Fucking move!
Thank you.
Are you alright Pie?
No.
Why are you crying Pie?
I've turned on about five generating.
Oh my God, OH MY GOD!
HOOOOOO!!!
Don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it!
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. No, don't touch it.
No, don't touch it. No, don't touch it.
You alright, Pie?
No, I'm not okay.
Wait, I'm dead! I'm dead! Come to me, come to me!
Wait, where?
I'm over here. I've dropped bandages.
Oh, you've got bandages anyway. I'm over here! Follow me voice.
Please help me, Dutch.
I got you. Cheers, mate.
He's up.
Perfect amount now, thank you.
That was the ghost.
Yep.
It's taste, Dutch!
Well, I've heard a big bang.
And then I've not heard him since, I reckon so.
What was that?
Yeah, I couldn't get enough of that.
right okay there's nothing in there that's the power
hello am i enjoying this game ah no
get in get in get in get in i fucking got me again
i'm fucking joking man
fuck off
Have you got the almond water?
I'm alright for now.
Yeah I've got quite a lot of stuff.
I'd rather spend a fucking afternoon in a clinic with body blue than fucking play this.
Who's that?
Some bad.
Got me again.
Fucking got me again.
FUCK OFF!
FREE!
FREE!
FUCK OFF!
Fucking tell pub code watches you're a fuck off then!
I'm down or up?
Up at the minute.
Someone's coming up the stairs, they're about to be fucking me real.
I'm not the fucking dorm!
No, we got keep going in the room into the lights on and off. Oh
My god into the corridor into the corridor
You see it then yeah
Black smoke
Fuck off.
Dad, yeah, I'm gonna fucking lose it, please.
Dad, yeah, I know you're there, mate.
Please, move.
Please move.
Deadge.
Deadge, please move, mate.
I won't need to say something before I do this.
What would you like me to say, mate?
Say, I'm the best boxer ever.
I'm the best boxer ever.
No, you don't say, Deadge, you are the best boxer ever.
But I'm gonna say it's dead yet and even you fucking know that's bullshit
Tedz yeah, I've got it all fucking wrong mate. You're one of the best boxes ever
The rituals on 35% late
It's not the power that does it it's the rooms
I'm very confused.
I'm very confused.
Sorry, go down and see.
I'm fucking...
He's pretty bloody out.
I fucking swear.
It's not...
I'll stand there.
I can...
No, sanity critical.
You said my sanity high.
I need Alvin water, please.
Don't, don't dance, let me out, my character's getting fucking claustrophobic!
DEDGE, I'm going to die, DEDGE, I'm going to die, my controller is vibrating angrily,
I need almond water.
All I've got is fucking soup.
You can drink the soup, it helps.
Does it?
That'll help me sanity.
Yeah.
Use ice and...
Oh, I actually did boost it, thanks mate.
That's all right, mate, it's all right.
use Ike's and I actually did boost it. Thanks, Nick.
That's all right, man. It's up.
Right, so we, shall we crack on then?
Get me out of here.
Thank you, my guys.
Cross traffic.
We just came this way from the right.
I did look right when we need to look for more hotel rooms
and then do the lights in there.
So when you go up there,
no, no, so these, these ones don't matter pie.
Oh, these just allow you to turn the lights on and off.
OK.
So they do obviously matter, but we need to go to hotel rooms and then look for a light bulb on the wall
It's even got a cross from it, which means turn the light out or we put if it's got a light bulb on it
It means turn the light on
Right on
Locked there as well, if I find another locked door, is that in IRL or just the game pie?
I'll take the minute, both. Fucking both.
Hi, guys!
I've got you fucking dead. Get me again.
I may have left those for you to dodge.
You all right, Dutch?
Yeah. Can you open up, please?
Yeah, I got you, mate. Not bad, but just...
I'm using the lego.
OK, thank you.
Right, let's try and look through more hotel rooms.
Dutch, you haven't got time for this. We need hotel rooms.
come on what the fuck pie I'm also a brother pie so you're coming at me as
He's a...singerian.
Exactly.
Oh right.
That's a...
Something wrong with that, is it, Pie?
Huh?
Is there something wrong with that?
Absolutely not, mate.
Absolutely not.
Good.
Brother...Brother Morgan.
Thank you.
Hey, Pie, you ain't no brother.
Wow!
Wow!
Come on.
Yeah, you ain't no brother, mate.
Anything in there?
Any more almond water?
We need to start looking for almond water and shit.
running lower yeah I've noticed me yeah once I don't fucking out
you don't need to be up I'm trying to be involved all right you are you doing the
best you can find all right here we go room light bulb turn it on turn it on
yeah another one like bulb on perfect 48 run like bulb off perfect
I is a fucking car 52 here go over halfway now
No, but I run a run here run a run here light bulb office says where's the switch perfect
Like Bobon 61% we're getting somewhere we're a good run here like Boboff
Think pie to take point
Like Bobon
James is trying his leadership qualities. Thank you
For the bandages
So if you go down, yeah, can you drop? Oh fuck it's a dead end. Yeah, you can still drop things. Yeah
Dead end.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
I saved us!
I saved us!
I saved us!
Oh!
How do we not?
How do we not?
Basically, you turn the light on and off if it can't get us.
Okay, I just turned around and...
Yeah, no, I got it.
I got it.
Right, we're on 70% here.
We've nearly got it.
Need to find some more rooms.
I mean, these are actually all right backgrounds, no?
I don't know what you mean by that to be honest like would you not stay here you
have you lost a fucking plot if I stay here I'm fucking ain't wake up in the
morning light on her
there we go okay so we're going back to the dead end
So we need to find some more rooms this way.
we all split up yeah yeah no we would but I don't know if I trust you've been
able to fucking carry out the task without fucking making it fuck up I'm
about to die why I need almond water I've just used mine but I've got one I've
got one present I've just got a cookie what does that do sanity and stabbing up
perfect thank you for that you're awesome
I've got me some more doors yeah I'm like I'm fucking on and off or off and
on just spam it basically it should be alright I'm like I please be your own
doors bro anytime you're fucking unopened door
When does the ghost appear?
Another present.
Cookie again, nice. Yeah, just randomly.
Door...
Anything in there? Nope.
Ooh, what about that door?
Like, ahead of us.
Straight ahead?
Yeah.
I feel like that's gonna be locked, but it's worth a try.
Right on the power?
Oh, is it?
Yeah, it's locked. Nice pipe. Come knocking. Yeah, I'm coming back hang on. Where about
side is? Nice, where's the room? It was there. Down here. Is it just one? Is it just one?
Yeah, yeah, I turned it on.
Well, OK, nice.
74% rise, and we're doing well there.
The game's froze.
It's like it's ungunned.
There we go.
You're back?
Yeah, I'm back.
Are we going right?
I'm not sure.
Feel like we're killing things.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
We need to make sure all the hall lights are on as well.
So it just makes it better for us.
Yeah.
I tried, I fucking couldn't get to the switch, couldn't get to the switch, so I did, you'll
get me up.
Fuck man.
I've got bandages if you need.
Yeah, no, we're alright, we're alright.
Fuck.
Sorry, I tried to second...
Fuck, he's out the best of my list, man, we could do a fucking doing this ace up.
I've got a few soda cans, a rice cake, granola, a cookie, so if you need anything, just let me know.
Alright, legend.
Some doors there, I've got a new lock down there.
Pine!
Wait, we're here.
Yeah, we're here, Pine.
Is that you, Pine?
That's him, yeah.
Yeah, alright.
Alright, cool.
This one's going to be locked in it, yeah.
Anything down here.
Oh!
Oh, I got some soup.
Oh, a small key!
That's good.
Yeah, that should be something like a door surely.
yeah go where's the light switch yeah 78 it's gone up nice so there's more this way
then
maybe captain's I feel like the Gila Gila ghost
yeah we just had one to be fair
but I would not know
another room
come on I'm slashing it down
yeah I said just flick it
Yeah 83 get in there right I've got a locked door here I can so
Minifarrow with a 25 go on Minifarrow you mad bastard forever 25 mate go on the fucking
boy thank you very much Farrow man I appreciate that brother thank you mate fucking legend
I can open this door with a key
Let's do it
What the fuck?
Hey minifarro, thank you so much brother
It's another door, oh my goo
Hey Pyre, you open the door so you have to go through it there
Hey minifarro, thank you bro
Where's the door here?
Oh fuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
No, no, no, it's in, it's in, it's not
Go on Pyre, go on Pyre, you open it, go on
I don't, I don't know if that's a good idea
are you fucking bastard you got the key oh shit yeah I can still use it
I'm gonna still say it says what for me
mini-final thank you bro honestly man you're fucking legend thank you very
much mate
I just wonder what's the fucking point. I don't get it.
I'm coming in there. I see an air maybe.
Let's go back this way, see if we can find any more doors.
83% means we're very nearly done.
Good mouse, good mouse.
Thank you.
We did that one didn't we?
We've never done this one. We saw Bat this way.
See if I can open any more doors with the key, that's the main thing.
We've done all these.
Connor, do you have a 30 months mate? Go on the boy.
Hey, Mini Farrell, you're a fucking legend man, thank you bro.
I've been, I've been, I've been wary of her.
I've been wary now of her.
Yeah, I agree.
thank you mini mate there's any locked doors let me know what I can see where
where where oh yeah it takes what oh yeah what another small key door generator
Open door.
Open the door.
There's a lot door down there.
Yeah.
Use small key. Open door.
Oh!
Oh, it's lagging.
Oh, there you go.
It's alright, we'll get there.
It's still just lagging. There you go.
Someone downloading something right now.
I'm gonna minute. Let me see what's fucking going on.
I've got some more rooms down here, haven't I?
Oh, my sanity level's down there. Let me eat a rice cake.
Right, nothing else this way. That was fucking useless.
Find some almond water. Fuck.
You need some food?
I've just used a cookie, so that should be all right for now.
Yeah, I've got, erm...
I'm gonna take you right.
Use small key, open door. Here we go.
I feel like this is where we just came from.
Nah, there's actually a key to get through there.
There's no doors or anything.
Dorae locked fuck off
Don't go
I got it. I got it. I got it. Yeah, nice. I was like nice
Down here doors come on my fucking generated or man
I'm a water. Thanks for that. Let me drink that
Liquid I've got I've got something there if one of you's want to try drinking that I don't know what it does though
It's called liquid pain. I don't know if you expect it. It says a very safe and nutritious drink
All right, I'll drink it. Oh
I can't even revive him he's fucked. Oh, he's dead. Oh, he's dead dead. Oh
I won't be fucking drinking that
Pie I want to drunk that mate you killed yourself
Go on Mini Farrell again go on there boy on the room
87 come on we're getting there hey, thank you very much Farrell
Go on Mini thank you bro light off
light off 91 come on dad you a mini thank you bro you're a fucking absolute
gold man thank you another room yeah we've done it me definitely done it some
soup. Yeah but we need some more reams. Dead end. Dead end. Aargh! Excite. Oh, that's
That's another one dodgy drinks
This way
That's where pie died
What you say like
Okay, that's not too bad I can we can get it done a stop you can find like I reckon to oh my god light switch
I got it, I got it, I got it.
What?!
GINCH!
What the fuck?!
Oh, the power's not on Nero's, that's why I can get you up here and go around the gyps.
It's because the power's not on Nero's, it didn't work.
Fuck!
No, that's okay, it's okay.
Well, how many brandages do you have? I'm...
Oh, yeah, I've got loads, Mum. I've got seven.
Oh, yeah.
Let me find that.
Another room!
Oh, it's a fucking generator room.
I think this game is more tedious than scary, I mean, real.
Yeah, this is one of the levels I never knew, like, the other levels are actually fucking scary and shit.
I'm quite fast-paced to generate a rumour, so I fucking knew it.
Oh, I opened door!
Yes. Oh, fuck off, man. There's more bandages, though.
Where'd you go? I mean, I'm here.
What's down here actually down this way?
Let's go back and ourselves talk about that way.
Down here.
Fuck off man.
What was that noise?
Fucking somebody in me, I was banging.
Oh my god, an open door.
Oh fuck off.
Nothing in there that's useful.
I've realised the doors are numbered so I feel like I've got the other ones in the tracks.
Generator there.
Oh, perfect. Arm and water, that's good. You can use that if you need to.
That's good.
Anymore?
Nope.
I don't think we've been here, sir.
We're getting close.
You're out, sir. It's locked for fuck's sake.
Do you sit on the small keys, right?
No, I've not got them anymore.
Ah.
Is that a door?
I mean, if we don't do fuck all fours, we could do some keys.
One more key, and it's that door that we saw that goes downstairs.
Yeah, I'm in it. Oh, this one. Okay, we've already been here, can the lights on?
Ooh, what's in here? Oh, soup can.
That's not bad, that's good for...
Yeah, right, man.
Which back room's going, is it? Back room, just came together, mate.
I'm gonna use that super gun now.
Yeah go for it, I've got him too.
Oh come on.
I think another good game for us to play would be Outlast Trials as well, chat that as well as fucking man.
Yeah.
Okay this is that down there, I've got to feel this that'd be good.
Oh
Okay, that's promising it is promising but
Rube
Lots man
Fuck off
Me again, me again, me again.
Call the boy, if we are ever to five again mate.
Fucking legend bro.
Thank you so much, me.
If you have been given the sub chat make sure you say thank you, thank you very much me
bro.
Oh my god, dead to the light.
I got it, I got it.
Oh that was quick.
They need a key.
I'm telling you that's what we need.
I'm telling you that's what we need. Yeah, it's just hard to find them. Locked again.
Chattanooga's got any advice on is it pretty much what we're doing but we just gotta find
the other rooms
I want my book fucking I'll find in anything
You're good scared then get rid of them. Oh, yeah, I fucking rather not to be honest. Oh
My god, fuck off generate a room
And the key lucky
Locked doors are just shortcuts, well I wouldn't mind fucking unlocking one.
Okay, that's good to know, so look, those are the shortcuts.
Oh my god, please, I'll fuck off.
Hmm.
Key!
Where?
Behind you, I've got it.
I like that, I like that door.
Where was it?
I was gonna say, your sense of direction is good.
Do you even know where you're going?
I don't think I do for this one.
This was the other one.
It's got to be here then.
Go on John, favourite gift here brother, go on the boy, thank you man.
I don't know if I'm going for this one, let's go back, go back to where we just were and see if there's a lot going on that way.
It's got to be...
Is it here?
be somewhere here. Yeah, it has to be. You go right. Bubble for the gift to me. Oh, I
have to have some almond water. Thank you, bubble. It's got to be here. Yeah. Found it.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Ah, you know what, maybe I did.
I was in my altars whatsoever.
Yeah, but you sure could have thought, oh, this game, man.
Clues will help, you know?
Yeah, just something really. Anything.
Clues will help, you know.
Yeah, just something really. Anything.
Anything in there?
No, no.
We're going to be on tomorrow. Hopefully, mate, I'll be able to set up an op.
fuck me man
I hate it when he just drags on for this long like he just fucking chug it
Yeah, rooms are vibe.
Puzzle games.
I know.
Joshy! Forever the Five mate! Go on Joshy!
Thank you very much bro.
Sorry I missed it mate.
Hey, thank you very much mate.
I appreciate that man.
Thank you very much for the five Joshy.
It's not even scary.
Brando, you've been fucking crying since we went on it mate.
Please shut the fuck up.
That's me being polite mate.
Light on in there.
Check the cabinets, check the cabinets.
Yeah, cabinets.
Go on, be Louise, for the 10, go on the fucking mad bitch!
Five and a 10 gifted, love.
I appreciate that a lot, honestly. Thank you, Louise, love.
Thank you, love.
Thank you very much, love. I appreciate the 10.
The mad bitch.
That one, did you?
Oh my god, light switch, light switch.
Must be a way to know if you fucking win somewhere, surely?
Farrell again, O'Neone!
Go on, Farrell, thank you very much, mate.
I appreciate that, thank you very much, Farrell. Thanks for being a fire again, man.
You're a fucking fire, bro. Thank you, mate.
it's worth splitting up dead trying to get the last couple only issue is if one of us
goes down that's it yeah but if you can do one before you go down and I can do that the
last one door numbers right one two six can we split up then no I see we can keep track
with the door numbers the downstairs door no I get that but we don't have a key for
I don't remember the downstairs door boss one or two to the downstairs door
no key in there no no keys in there yeah I'm telling you the downstairs one
Oh, that's it.
That screams it, doesn't it?
Oh?
Nope. No, generated doors.
Nice kick.
Oh, they're wrong one.
Fuck off.
How's he drinking, what are you drinking, chat?
One more, one more key, and then try and look for the downstairs door.
Well, that's the best plan. We see a room
That's a shot cock door. We just run through that
I can't there
No, probably not tonight J. Oh
Right off in there, I assume. Yeah
Right on in there
Right on in here.
Fucking arm quick.
Fucking god me.
87 blue, keep it on.
Right, so this is 105.
We're at 105 here.
Oh, this is new.
This is?
Yeah, all of this is new.
Oh, present as well?
Gingerbread.
Do you need some sanity?
No, I'm all good now.
I'll wait.
I'll use that.
Yeah, no, yes, I do.
Okay, I've got this for you.
I've got this in my suit.
There you go.
Thank you.
Oh!
Fuck off!
fuck sake nothing to do with all this to be honest just had a rice cake
it's a rice cake yeah I think we should the thing is right I want to fucking
switch game up it's like you run 91% yeah I know I know you do you know what I
I mean, it's like, what you do?
Been in here.
The thing is, how do we even find that downstairs door now?
That's what I mean.
Why is it here mate? I wonder if the way I find this house actually can't stand it.
Wait, are you even there or are you...
I'm not even there as well, yeah.
I think we could all just go on double screen to be honest to have it all so quite good.
like when you're so close like this you just don't want to fucking quit. The president was a dead end.
Wi-Fi booster works a charm. Amazing, I'm gonna be so polite here love but do you not think I've thought
of that. It fucking clearly doesn't. Dead end again for fuck's sake. And then what was
that? Corridor light will flicker as a hint you haven't been there to look for them. A
The corridor light will flicker as a hint if you've not been there.
It fucking cl-
What the fuck?
Why the fuck are you moving here then?
W-
AHHHHH!
Fuck me, I'm good.
Well this fucking dank is a fucking ghost.
I had nothing to do with this fucking thing.
I don't know what you think, oh yeah, Dead Geed had one so it's incredible to be fair.
Come on.
I can't lie though, I've just been glued to your arsehole, so.
Yeah, that's true to be fair.
A lot of people are taking that.
Please down here back in please
The doors are open I'm assuming we've already been in but it's just always nice to do a check
Chas play and say that they want to do if they want fucking switch game we can switch game
dead in there
oh dead you've turned the light off by accident we're on that 87% now we can go back in ourselves
you're playing
no i'm not you've done one by accident
no it's alright i sorted it i found it i found it
I'm gonna be honest, it's fucking... It's boring this, I'll be real. Yeah, no, I'm not stupid mate, I fucking know it is, but I'm on 91%!
What's up?
It's flickering!
Because you're doing it, you fucking idiot.
What's play and taste saying?
It's actually fucking sorry 9 you've got to do this level, they've ruined the game. It was so much better before you had to do this level.
What the fuck is this level?
I don't fucking need that shit, kids in the bed, in the morning.
Yeah, I'm happy, I'm, what?
No, I don't.
No, so I reckon we switch game, because there it's sat out and we're fucking 91% and it's
They've been fucking 20 minutes of running around and not found for Carl.
Yeah, right. I'm game.
Sweet. I'm definitely in Discord.
All right.
Oh! Oh! There you go. Hello?
Hello, hello. One cello.
Oh god, me PC's out of fucking Mario.
What, we're quitting the game?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hotline? Solid game.
It is, mate, bro, before that, right,
you just have to go straight to the next level,
straight to the other level.
We can't play Phasmophobia.
I've not downloaded it,
and it'll just like me stream, okay?
I'll say it, that game is shit.
Aye, what is it?
I then, I was saying,
no, basically, Pye, we'd never had to do that level,
and it was actually a lot more fast paced
before that level, weren't it?
No, I know, I mean,
even from like the gameplay before I'm not really a fan of that of that game
we've got a much call it don't scream yeah I don't think it's that big to
be honest you can be quick yeah but pie you would have fun out because you're a
shit back I mean I don't know I just I just don't think it's I just don't
It's a great great get what wise don't scream. I don't like the sound of that
None of us ever get to the
Have I done my quota now you know did you download that before?
Oh, no, I was just doing that, and it wasn't on.
Oh, that makes sense, okay.
He's been on, though.
He's been on, what?
No, he's not.
Yeah, I'm going to get a gearshift.
Hi, have you got a CS go?
I might do, but I've never actually played it.
It can be yeah, I feel like I've I've I've I've done my horror quota. I did get involved as well
It wasn't like it's me. Yeah, if you watch on my CS go it was pies. You're free
Yeah, I don't even know. Let me see if I've even got that. I'll see if I've got CS go
Downloaded I've never actually played the game. So I don't know can I use the controller? You can do I think yeah
Can you use a controller for it? Deadge?
Um, you can but it's not recommended. Oh, no, you can't apply much. I said, oh
You can't what I am not rich. I'm not really a I'm not really a keyboard gamer
I
Know I don't think I have a good I've not really got a bloody converter thing. Oh
Oh
Cuz like see us going that you can use a convert and you can not see us go
Jack we're on a brand new PC. I haven't got no ones installed
I'll load up for five minutes and then I might I might have to then go and record my vid though
Cuz I've got to be apparently for red in a way. So yes, I love 105 minutes. I might have some as if I got some steam credit
I'll open a case
Well, you've got
Rocket League
Fortnite, Siege, FC.
I'm not going to do any of them.
Oh for fuck, I'm not joking, oh fuck my life man, I thought I was fucking checking.
If you do a PEC one, I would continue to do it, I might not. I was going out being honest with you, but if you do a...
Clumps.
Being honest with you, I was being honest with wrestling, innit?
So I mean, if you do a PT when I was going out, then do that.
You haven't got rest of this dog?
No, I'll go on extreme.
Oh, okay, I'm with you.
Rocket League Siege.
I'll play any, I don't really care if you've got it.
I'm down to the Rocket League or like a Siege.
I'll play it at the penalty so it's a bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll leave that one.
I'll do a Rocket League or four on it.
time you're out making you put our pace I see in 10 minutes. Right have you got have
you got rocket league? I do. Fucking get in there get on that Dutch.
Are you there? I do rocket league. Yeah I do rocket league. I am bad though. I am here
Yeah, sorry, I don't actually have bloody CS go installed.
Ooh, Amongus!
Ooh, you're a bit like us.
Amongus!
You can still join the lobby on your PS5, eh?
You can.
What a shout!
Amongus with a pie face, dead gt's, myself.
We're going to have to fill the lobby easily.
Let me load it.
Here what I can do I can do that but I can do that but for like an hour is that
That's fucking perfect mate. Yeah, yeah, cuz I have to go because I've got to be at Crack-a-Dawn
And I need to record before the F1 at 3 so I understand
But I will play short thing
Fucking get in there
I won't be playing
I'm Angus
Am I?
Are you fucking third imposter every time?
I fucking love oh don't you out there for the last one on the last time and what I don't think
which one the last one yeah yeah yeah yeah you want that I mean we thought another one already
what the fuck is that made of me fucking yeah it's funny it's not like that was like that there must
be like behind because that was like when I filmed it it's not even come out
yeah and that was like month ago your boys would use some fucking mongos
absolutely yeah look that is your play property there right I'll play but as
always we're not like just trying to vote me out for not doing anything right
hi would I do that to you yes which is why I'm asking now what my only
concern is when my not have a mod on it no I'll still be able to play right
Even it's a little bit more because the last time I played it was for certain. Yeah, you should be all right
It'll be fine, right? Yeah
Right, what should my best off point on PC age you can call it honestly don't matter to me
Yeah, whatever you prefer
Okay, well, I'm playing just if you're guys just get the code the code is in this card. It will be in a minute anyway
We ain't got any people yet. Yeah, no, I'm just taking joint now if you want
Let me go and scout some twitch channels and see I can get
I
Need to go there we go, right
Oh, what's up, I'm looking what you're playing on the second
Linnie Scott is streamer, you know him
Toby's on Jack and told me to play
Yeah
Yeah, can you ask people make is I've clicked on Toby's stream it's taking me 25 minutes for it to fucking load
Yeah, did you think you'd have a bit a bit more pause one all right?
Blake let me go
Just Joe Bart as well Kyle
Five out of five me
Go on Kyle five out of five brother fucking legend. Thank you, bro. Thank you, mate
Enjoy bar. No, obviously not asking that fucking
Joe Bart's Bart Lose
Toby Joe you know can't please be no power play each other you've got a
sponsor stream you can't hit our shit I've got it's a no way that's a
nation visit oh yeah I found them by our out folks cheer and that's what
right they made me I'm not playing PC I never played on PC oh wait Monday Mike
It's Monday Mike on
Oh my god Monday Mike's on dead she does your Monday's Mike's up
Monday Mike's on dead shit
You're asking my
I can't load anything my street mate. He didn't load anything. Let me get let me try
Fucking Mike
Oh
Wait.
Is that so fucking loud?
settings
Have you sent the cold yet James?
He's not here. Oh, no, he's not here
And even I'm really put it in the disco. Oh, I'm asking I'm asking
You asking a Monday night
and I'm not in the war. I'll be played um uh siege with him and he was fucking terrible
friend. He's that he's jinxed. Oh is it is it the guy? He's actually he's not. Yeah he's actually
he's not. That's what. Um yeah I thought was it the one where I joined and ginger is basically
Yeah!
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll get to start a new game, we'll be in a minute.
Oh my gosh, this man's just chatting, bro.
I'll take you to defeat in Monday and Mike's for a gift to me or something.
What, you streamed it yet?
Nah, I tried it, I can't.
Honestly, I have to give it to you guys.
You can't say give it to me, but I don't stream.
Wait, do you not?
I streamed it.
I've been on it recently, but not really.
I feel like I mean
Well, just going around it obviously now we're in the Gotham I can do I can do IRLs and stuff
But I can't say on my desktop. Yeah, so that's fair. That's fair
That's something I'm okay. Thank you. I'd love to watch an IRL
Toby's waiting
Oh Joe can fuck
I'll invite Toby to discord
I
Was fucking face time. Oh wait Mike. He said he doesn't play among us. I mean you fucking start fucking dick
Come to this fucking face time tolby for you James
You're not getting on my bro. I've invited them. I've invited Toby to a watch call it
I'm gonna ask Jamie Jamie
Yeah, yeah, Jamie
Nah, that's not me.
I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Invite, so even Azig, they're already in the discord, they can fucking join the call.
Hey, wait, wait.
I think Jamie is down!
get in there bad man online come on bad man online come on bad man online if
I'm to just go dead all right
Lucas! I know I'm not supposed to be here. Go on Lucas yes you ask him okay
you should be able to get out of here or not
okay, you got it
i'm gonna need this, is anyone back stairs?
you need a nape?
i'm gonna take a bottle there
can you open the window?
yeah, i got you
can you then close like a nape?
I fucked up my nade chugger.
Alright hold on.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
I'll show you what, I'll show you what, I'll show you what.
Alright, alright, alright.
There you go, 700 jump on, easy.
We have a level to throw.
Excuse me.
They gave me a packet of coal.
Yeah, you gave me a packet of clothing after you got here.
No, I'm not him, I'm just saying to be someone else on that list.
I wanna jump in among us! Yes!
Hold on, let me get this guy's number, hold on, let me secure the state!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Look, baby girl, look.
Babe, here you go.
Come on, bro, are we playing a streamer? There's like, people flooding my chat, saying...
These guys are hacking.
No, they're saying they're not hacking.
yeah it happens every time i play a cheater brother chat just like tries to
tries to troll me yeah it's like bro these guys are hacking my fucking cockcups
among us oh shit i'm at game right now bro oh he's out i can't i can't
you fucking ginger bastard bro i'm sorry bro i'm sorry i appreciate the invite though bro
i'm gonna hack down right now and see what's the version
I'm not my big brother, but yeah, thanks no, bro. You're better. You're better. No, I appreciate you, but we don't compare
around here. Come on. Listen, if you're gonna play, if you're gonna play, you can't just be licking his ass the whole time.
He didn't like it. Who said that? Well, the first thing I come back to was your fucking, you know, best you've had in KSI.
I mean
No speaking about me
Pedro give a 20 mate hello should I be here or not? No you shouldn't
That's fucking horrible that game back in now
Oh
So do I still get the dog did you
That's the that's the problem guys
You're gonna have to get through me as a human being
And that's not that's not easy
I'll take that for the freeze. That's that that's what's the difficult part
Yeah, just keep spamming
Guys, all right, you know, I'm gonna pause the game one million pounds one million pounds is right here
You have to get past me
You've got one minute to get past me
One minute to get past me
One minute
One minute to get past me for this one million pounds
Who's getting it?
Minimize in life. You're gonna you're not guys. I'm telling you underestimate me. You're underage. Just cuz I play for a champs
Alright lads
No, I'll ask him. He's fucking you can't see me chat. So
Who else is
Ginger's here
No way
I didn't ask a girl man. What's the house in? I
Unjinged also I'm waiting for your expose a
You want to play a mongos me?
Our trash every day mongos and I can't I do need to get this chance done. I sound like an absolute geek. I
Need to get this chance done
Racine ten minutes
Is that a mongos right now?
I need to get out of here to 130, that's the problem and I need to get this champs done.
What do you guys think? Shall we play? You know what man, hey hey hey, Gidge get me in
there, get me in there. Get me in there man, get me in there. Get me in there, I'll play
champs later. Let's go. There we go, let's fucking go. Let me wait, let me wait, let
me wait, let me wait for this guy to reach quick though. Let me wait for this guy to reach
quick. Guys I finished this on like 6am, oh my days, I'm cold.
I'll probably finish the video off-stream because I need to actually get out of that one for you.
Who's the impostor? There's no clue.
Nice, sweet. Perfect. There we go.
Oh, Monday might be the result.
He's what?
Message me, er...
What do you guys hear?
Yes, Sam, are you okay, mate?
Oh, my...
Excuse me, James.
Yes, I'll be okay, mate
Do you know what it is do what it is when I hear another brother were all with us
I have missed you I'm out I've missed you a lot Sam
I
That's lbmm. That's lbmm.
Lbmm.
Did you miss me?
I'm actually annoyed you've
managed to fucking wear me way
back in after rocket league, mate.
Wow.
Cheers for the invite, Bates.
No, I thought I'd say he's not
saying he's a little bit fucked off.
All right.
Gingekira.
No, I can't hear that in clear. You
Yeah, so I was actually gonna let Tommy play and can you just put, can you just put his stream on and have a look what he's fucking wearing?
No, no, no, I'm not sorry, I'm all that.
Oh, he's took it off.
What was it?
I'm gonna eat you now.
Your mother put it back on now, because your mother's wearing it.
It's a tall, in England flags.
No, no, Union Jack, Union Jack.
I don't know.
Where's the one?
There you go, and you wondered why I didn't want a fucking racist in the lobby.
Yeah, I know.
I'm being racist, what the fuck?
No, you know what he was doing. We know what you're doing.
So, Sam Ham.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Sam Ham nine.
And then...
Can I get an apology, please? Where is us?
Wait, what about Toby? Is Toby in...
No, Toby's bowled it. Toby's bowled it.
Oh, yeah, Jamie, or not? What?
Well, I assumed he was down.
I assumed. Did you ask him? That's the name.
Yeah, I asked him. I asked him.
but i don't know
he's playing marathon now, oh i guess not
he's fucking mad
i don't even think he's live
i don't know how cool that being called Sam Hamion though
do you know what it was? do you know what it was LB?
it was a lapse of judgement
and i can only apologise
you had a few laps of judgement lately, haven't you?
i wouldn't say so
yeah, i saw a clip with you mate
what was the clip? it means we've got HMRC
yeah, the HMRC clip
I heard a couple, do you need any PR?
Don't do that, fuck.
If you let me know, you know, I can get your...
He's live. Right, relax.
How have we already got 10?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
There's eight in Discord.
Samham, nine.
We need one more, no?
How do we join?
I've not got the code yet.
10-4.
Oh, and then I'm all like, yeah, code, nice.
Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Are we playing?
Pardon?
Are we playing?
What are we playing?
Yeah, among, that's among.
Mate, I don't know if I can play it in a second, my internet's fucked.
Mate, it's really weird.
Everyone on Virgin Media is saying that theirs is fucked.
It's super weird, I can be in Discord, but like my WhatsApp, for example, won't load.
Other websites won't load, it's really fucking weird.
all the websites you can. Well, I mean, you have 140 websites you suggest and websites
that you love watching pie face. He's suggesting you like watching porn pie.
Well, I know that.
I stop, I stop.
My apologies.
Yeah, some things are working and some things are not. It's just it's a bit, uh, yeah, it's not that, no.
Everyone's saying they haven't the same problem.
Lesbians said they just got booted up.
By the way, did I use it? I mean, perfect.
Yes.
That was perfect.
That was perfect.
Good, good, good.
Just saying, mate, stuff for a while.
Come on, kids.
What do you think?
Ramadan Mubarak.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah, LB.
What was you wearing?
It's the union jacksuit.
I don't want to see a problem with it.
No.
No, we know what you was doing, mate.
I don't know what's going on.
And we don't start to racism.
I just came back.
He said a word.
Man like some reason man.
No, you're my brother.
We are indeed.
Not a brother Tommy Tommy Tommy ain't no brother
Well, we might have one more visa I jump on but why have you got that yeah?
I'm I mean, I don't know. I just follow some streamers, but they're Americans. I mean I just answered about you
I can't lie
But what did you say as long as you don't fucking Ray Mcgaffin with a fucking a hour and a pistol am I right?
Whoa
50 90 series no
He's message you okay, I'm ever look
What on Instagram he's fucking oh, I don't follow me God's poor for me
So I'm gonna add him now
Yeah, we got a code for this. Yeah, I'm just adding a while in mate, and then we're good
I've sent him a request. Tommy out, Colleen. Nah, he's here now, he's fucking out of his.
You know you don't have to read everything out.
Tommy's a fucking racist prick. Again, you don't need to read everything
out.
You know, I've got our tent if you want
Go on mate, I mean we've got ten already, but fucking feel free mate. There's you in
11 is still a good number. I can
Anyway, so I'm coming name her name is Wendy Luna
Tell me mate, there's no way they're talking about you like that in it. That's not true isn't it?
You mean about the number of racists that we're gonna need to clarify that what's the part time? I
Don't do anything part time me sometimes okay. No, it's never okay is it ever okay?
Just say you know salim as you weren't there I have made it very clear the taste we are playing properly all right
Yeah, we are and I never and I never ever play like a moron. I'm a
No, no, no, no, you fucking do so I'm pre-warning you if you fucking do that. I'm quitting so I'm just
That's the code that's the code
Yeah, are we
Yeah, go for it
Is it open now?
She's an American streamer, her name's Wendy Luna.
No, Wendy Luna, she's like an up-and-coming.
Oi, they got Wendy.
No, but she's funny, bro.
But it's the lobby open, is it now?
Yeah, I just knocked her on my arm.
Wait.
I went live for a spot you swoon, so to be a WWE and then give a massive 14 hour trip,
So I had to take a break from that and just fucking...
I mean, it's not starting yet.
It's going on.
I'm on the move, watching everything.
I can smell it. It's just me and you on the mouthwash.
Niche, I want a five!
I can't see it!
Pricey, I want a five!
It's got a level 14!
Niche, I want a 14, fuck!
Holy fuck!
Pricey, five and a five. Niche, I want a five!
Oh my god
Fuck you! Who was I talking about?
NK, living number 10!
Fuck you!
Oh my god!
Game with a fucking 10! Give the clocks with a fucking 10!
Fuck you! I'll cheer!
I'll cheer!
Fuck you!
and we're back try to call it again yo he's not very good with this technology
yeah I see that's it that's it that's a surprise yeah yeah yeah it is give me
permission so I can invite her no problem whatsoever mate thank you bro
hey where's this Jamaican flag I'm looking mate I can see it I can see it
what a flag man what a flag what what service are you on that Aziz what a flag
How'd you check the servers? I don't want to check.
I think he's still left.
I think you can... oh. There are no rules. You can just, um, invite a digger.
JORNAL! JORNAL INITI-
JORNAL INITI-
Go on, Jornal. Thank you very much. I appreciate it, Sam, man. Thank you.
You need permission. Chas, can you give him permission?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No I don't like this yo!
I've never done that!
Oh look, there's your shit on your head!
Mate! Mate!
Vagimedia is having a fucking shit here!
I cannot join! I cannot play!
Really?
Yeah, I'm literally trying, I'm logged in, I'm signed in, it will not let me join!
What's going on?
Yes Oali, okay mate?
Yes, not doing too badly in yourself.
Yeah, I'm good, thank you mate.
Yeah, that was waiting, did you win that game mate?
No, I can't light, I lost.
Yeah, I was waiting for you to lose.
Yeah, I know, it's crazy.
I get it, God, man.
Yeah.
Yo, the guy left me.
Yeah, Georgia, I heard you say it.
And there would be a lot of people that fucking want to play.
But you've got a lot of people that are chill.
Wait, James, you know when you're giving me permission?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'll say it, I'm honest.
So what's his name?
I'll pick that name.
Because it's Dutch.
Open, what are you saying?
Open him.
Oh, we can hear you.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, bye.
Brown brother, we can hit him, hold what he...
Oh, yeah, can I change the course?
I click plus on the rolls and then it nothing comes up to give you.
Brown brother here?
I'm not joking, I legit can't complain.
Sorry, I apologise.
Nobody, nobody?
Wait, are you able to...
Aw, you can play, but you can't play among them, but you can play at sea, can you, by...
I can't, no, no, it's like me on there, look, bro, I'm not joking, look.
I keep saying, I'm signed in, I keep getting...
I literally, I've got the game open, I'm trying to join, I cannot join.
Hi, we know it is.
Yeah, we get it. It's alright. I'll go.
If you want me to say it.
Yeah, what? I mean, say it right, I'm a fucking hour trying to fucking blow the sandwich up.
You're not lucky. You're not lucky.
You're purpose of doing this, you know, I'm just like...
Should we try and read the fucking message?
Because you don't want to put your weapons down?
The message on the fucking screen?
You're just being a dick pie, for fun.
Just tell us, you know what? I'll put your weapons down.
You're just being a fucking dick, for no reason.
Hi, Wendy.
Wait, Pypheus, why have you tied me up in your chat?
I've not! I've not!
Yeah, no, no, Tizzy asked.
Oh, you just tied me up because you didn't want fucking playables, that's why.
Why did you tie me up? I said, call it a day!
Enjoy your game!
I'm gonna surprise them, go play and see now, though, won't I?
Right, you know what? Fuck you! Enjoy your game!
Why did you just tie me up?
He's still calling!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, so I'm saying
Fucking said dad you say it again. Say it again. Why no one cares. I'm so sorry
Yeah, we're not fucking plastic surgeons, mate
What you want out with us it right because this was it is an incorrect chat mode this room was made for free
Chiron your setting is quick chat only
I'm confused here
Fuck
This room was made for free chat your settings creature. I put the code in I want to play
Oh, I know why I know why I got me. I got make me a lovely friend. I'll be why oh
Oh, is this just vanilla among us, right?
There's no mugs.
Yeah, there's no mugs.
I need to, I need to, I'm in Scotland.
So, but it's a new coat, it's a new coat.
Oh, that's why Pyze is probably not working.
He's probably just, the mouth's new coat.
There you go.
So Pyze, so Pyze, come in, leech the colder and fucks off.
Yeah, Pyze, leech the colder, then just fucks off.
What a prank, you know.
What a prank.
Nobody, I'm in.
I know I know as soon as LB and Samham joined all of a sudden he wouldn't let him play.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not fucking stupid. I'm not blind to it.
Just a second of heat off of my mark.
I'm not. I mean, you're still getting very stuffy in there.
Wait, Wendy, Wendy, are you there?
Yes, yeah, I'm here. I was going to ask if it's regular among us or if we're using the...
Hi Wendy, are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good, I'm good. I'm catching up.
nice nice it's just normal it's just normal among those love yeah cool got it got it
no no no stand man do it again you don't want it literally sorry
oh hey how are you doing hi good how are you i'm good thanks where are you from
i'm uh from america old america
you're good at that thank you thank you how's Andy Wendell how's it how's Andy
what Josh oh no Andy you Andy
hey Dutch look hello so so so I was under
um I'm just gonna take good is that here
well I'm so lost what the fuck is going on yes it's how's bulls
How do I move these mods?
Hello?
Hi, you're best off just finding some of the game.
Wally's trying to talk to you a bit about nine times.
Fucking hell.
It'll take like literally two seconds.
Wait, hello?
Hello, Deggie.
Right, yeah.
That was right, yeah.
I think I just want to say I'm a big fan, man.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate you.
What's your name, sorry?
My name's Wally, but genuinely, my friend, I'll be honest.
On a human-to-human level.
If I call your name six times, please respond.
Thank you.
be so real it's very hard to hear you when like 20 people will have in
different conversations you know what I mean? No, no stress man, no stress.
Don't let it happen again.
What will happen?
No I'm just saying don't let it happen again.
Okay, alright.
Don't let it happen again?
Oh, bye bye. You don't want to be here, bye.
So just, you know what I mean?
Veggie?
What are you being a dog for now?
What do you mean?
No stress, no stress, no stress.
Um...
I'm sorry.
No, I love you, man. I love you, man. Let's win.
Right, are we...
Is anyone struggling? Is anyone struggling?
No, let me enter the game card now, one sec.
I think Aziz is not in yet. I think he's going to go on the well-trained.
What do you mean? Why are people teaming up?
Install.
Oh, Pat is back. Is it pretending like he's not going to quit and go next week?
Excuse me, don't be a cunt. I'm not even joking.
I'm actually taking...
Right, now...
Will you laugh at me? He's on Marathon.
I'm trying, mate. I'm literally even...
I'm trying, yeah, to get it to work, okay?
You don't want to play this, will you, bro? You don't have to tell me.
Bro, Jenny's playing fucking Chet over among us. What the fuck is this?
I'm actually trying to get it to work, okay?
Look, if you don't want it, bro, look, see?
Wait, is everyone in? Oh, we've got Wendy in. Let's go, eh?
wonder. Woo!
Right, it's downloading. Wait, wait, wait. Are you playing among us on console?
No, no, no, no, PC. I'm reinstalling it.
No, not you, not you, not you, not you, not that. I think Wiley's playing on his PlayStation.
On PlayStation? The ring is poetic.
Right, are there any mod things on or is it very normal?
Now we've got mods on bro.
Okay, all right, let me try, I've reinstalled it now.
Let me pray.
Oh excuse me, fast as you're experiencing some technical difficulties, please give us one minute.
Thank you very much.
If there's one person's developer it's probably...
No, it keeps this on, I've even reinstalled it and it's disconnecting me from the server.
Oh, right.
I don't know if that's going to be racist.
Go on Spencer, it's even a 30 team mate.
I don't know if it's even a 30 team.
Yeah, Pye just gone fucking, just gone.
Right, I'm actually trying to ask team help, but...
Well, someone's in the lobby called DCI, Pye. I'm assuming that's not you.
That is not me, no.
You could just type Brexit, me and Brexit.
I just said that.
That is something I'd say to the other lobbyists.
Someone's lit the code then.
me I didn't leak it right so who's the fake buying we'll see in a minute when
they join back there you go I'm here there you go he leaked it by the way
someone's impersonating me where I think is but I'll try one more time but I've
DCI pie you back again. Yeah, it's not man. I didn't actually eat the code. It's not me
I'm trying to
There's I reinstalled it and everything and it's not working
Taisley
Actually
Um, Virgin Media's down by.
Well, I am aware, mate. Thank you for that.
So, that might be why it's not like you're joined by it, or is it not?
Nah, I can't be that. Okay, it's like I didn't play FC.
New code of the discord.
Oh, man.
You're playing a new game?
Yeah, there you go. My chat's saying it. My chat's saying it's Pyee League, sir.
So, Pyee League is not one of them?
It wasn't me that leaked it!
So, why did you keep leaking the code, though?
Alright, cool. I'm gonna go blue.
is not my screen you know I can see on my screen the same thing I keep fucking
saying which is you disconnected from the fucking server
all right technology why don't things but I am rattle why doesn't fucking things
work before he's leeching ever say you don't want to play
Oh my god, bro. Can you stop? I was just trying to get him to put pie elite
The first code not the last two
Well anyway, I did try to
We knew how long you didn't want to play.
He didn't. He clearly didn't.
If he wanted to play that bad, you can't have played on that.
I'm not playing on my fucking console.
He's pretending about all things and then just leeching the balls.
Right, Taze, I'll see you in a week, Taze.
I changed Taze and said, is that rescinded now, is it, Taze?
I'll be an uptie, you can come by the way, but there's no self-feature stream from yet.
Oh, right, okay, well, I can come for a couple of days in a couple of weeks.
We have Bradford in two Saturdays time, and that's up that way, so they'd come up Wednesday or something.
Yeah, that's fine, mate.
Let's go. And I'll just IRL. Okay, cool. We'll do that then.
No worries.
I saw him. Yo. Right. Well, I'll see you guys in a bit. Enjoy it. See you in a bit. Stay right there. Stay right there.
Uh, uh, Jinj? Yeah? What are you doing, bro? I'm not being so real. I probably might leave if nothing's happening.
Yeah, I saw that. Well, I mean, we could get one game in now if you want. Well, there's ten of us.
Is that it? Yeah, there we go.
Oh, stop following me, bro.
Oh my god!
Go on, Jack! Let's fight!
Oh my god!
Okay, let's fight.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh my god!
Let's fight!
Let's fight!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
What the fuck?
I'm not gonna fuck!
Oh my god!
I'm not gonna fuck!
I'm not gonna fuck!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm not sorry.
I'm not sorry.
Fuck.
I'm not sure about that.
Fuck, man, done.
Swatman, done!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Big battle with the boys!
Big battle with the boys!
Fuck, man, done!
What a swatman!
Fuck, man, done!
Oh, fuck, maybe I...
Money, fuck, you're a fuck!
Get the fuck out of here!
Fuck, man, done!
My bad, Jack. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot to change in just.
Why is no one on this side? Amy, February 17, love calling. Amy, thank you.
Right, me and Sam can clear each other, I think.
Who's that Deems person?
See, I didn't expect Deadly to be on this late-playing game, by the way.
That's why he's top five.
I've never fucking done me tasks already.
Life or death.
You fucking handy little fucking cunt, he was it
Oh my god, he must have been caught, he had to have been caught, had to
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Give me a sec, give me a sec, I reported, just hear me out, it's Tommy
It's there, it's Tommy
I'm doing this again now, I'm doing this again, I'm doing this again, I'm doing this again
No, wait, Tommy, wait, Tommy, I'll explain to me
We've all came out of light after being locked in Luna was in there Sam was in there
I was in there someone who is Poetrician was outside the door
Do you want a more simple explanation me and did you come to see him by his head off?
Security for a long time
That's the edge you done
I want you to shout in, I want you to shout in.
Sam, you've only just got one.
Sam, you literally said it's Tommy, so then what do you mean who my boss is?
I said it's Tommy, I said you're on cams.
And you were on cams for a long time.
He was at cams for a long time.
I don't know what the argument is going on here, I don't know what the argument is.
If I'm at cams, right, then how could I have killed? Please explain.
But what are you doing at cams for on cams?
You can be working in tandem with them.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
What if it's me then it's you and me
We've had two people on the cam say that they've seen the killer kill
We've got a vote Tommy. Nice one. I can say I was on cams and saw you kill
You weren't because I've seen dead on cams as well so you weren't there
Yeah, we need to change the settings, we need to change the settings.
Yeah, I'm doing it now, I'm doing it now.
Yeah, and visual tosses are off as well, I didn't see the camera yet.
Another list folks.
Yeah, mate.
Listen, if I am ever in Posternail, I'm killing you first.
Don't fucking kill my mate.
Well, fucking said. I appreciate that, Tage. Thank you.
There we go. Proper...
Proper things in there, mate.
I didn't try to blame you fucking dead, Jay-Z, fucking mate.
Aw, you can turn off the...
Get out of here, mate.
Who's that?
Anyone going about all the other ones?
Get a fucking!
Oh my god, how fucking close was that?
Well
Interesting interesting
It has to be Thomas
Yeah, I was just there so that's interesting
Oh my god, he ran through, yeah, he ran through a calf, he ran through a calf.
Uh, I'll be honest, you know what it is, sometimes the simplest explanation is simply...
Yeah, please.
It just wasn't me.
No, it was a while ago, so me, Dijon, someone else running out of cafeteria,
the last person on the right was a while ago in cafeteria.
He was, because I saw him as well, I saw him as well.
Oh, yeah.
No, but I saw, no, but I saw Dijon, he came for a minute, so how does that...
Yeah, yeah, I seen him run out, it's genuine, it has to be a while ago,
it was the last time I seen him in cafeteria.
Who's that? Who's for the contrition?
Yeah, go on. Can you speak up for contrition?
Who is that?
Yeah, Paul contrition, yeah, please.
It's Paul in Poetic Green! And that's me!
Oh, oh, Poetic Green.
Oh, okay, I'm with you.
You two are together.
Oh, sorry. You two are together, my bad.
Okay, I believe that story.
So, yeah, I want to speak with you.
Wendy.
I'm honest, not... Listen, Sam.
You know, I'm a strap guy.
It just wasn't me.
You're level... You're level twenty-seven.
I'm level thirty-seven.
I'm level thirty-seven!
Can you can you give us your very experience? I think you might
Yeah, no, I mean it was it had to be a really fast kill that everyone leave cafeteria like super quickly
But that's so easy though, why would I do that? Wait, it was on the right side of the cereal
Not a bottom one the bottom bit
No, it wasn't. I was walking around. I walked down the block.
Can I please say something? A visitor as an experienced sideman, veteran among us player,
can you give us your input?
I don't know who the killer is and I think we should skip right now and let the killers
do their thing.
Yeah, I would say skip for this.
Yeah, I would say they could work from my speed.
They don't need to put me to death there, do they?
They're out there right now, to be honest.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
Who voted me? Who voted me?
He voted me, he voted me.
It's just a couple of them.
Oh!
No, you know, to be fair,
it's not that smooth from the other side.
There's anonymous folks.
Ah, bro, you're mad at me.
Really?
Well, that's good.
Come on, let's rock him or let's rock him.
Let's rock him.
Hey, give me that, mate.
Yeah, if you just chill, bro,
we don't want to all play among us.
I actually want to win now until you're killed, Tom.
And if you ever killed him, double you.
Fucking things you can fucking kill me
and get away with it.
Lost your fucking mind, mate.
I've just seen a murder I've just seen a murder
It's Wendy. It's Wendy.
It's Wendy. Listen here. Listen here.
Listen here. Don't drive. I wasn't even talking about you.
I don't want to hear it. We've seen you murder Sam Ham in cold.
Oh, I wonder why she's doing that.
We've seen you murder. Now let me see here.
Let me see here. Let me hear it. Let me hear it.
Me, Deji, Jinj in camps. I'm not actually watching the camps
because I know something's about to go down.
Me and James walk away from the camp. Boom. Wendy strikes kill Sam's hand right in front of the doors
It's Wendy. It's Salim and James then how does that make any sense?
Why did Salim and Jesus random we start running out not watching comes to you, but
I
Listen, there was someone else Salim there was someone else
I can't guarantee it's when I just know she was there
but there's someone else who ran in and then out and it might have been them.
Did you see Wendy?
Did you see Wendy?
Did you see Wendy on someone?
I can't understand, definitely saw Wendy.
Wait, did you?
What?
Were you just like, Cams?
Yeah, I was in my Cams.
I'll be real.
Look, boys, I'm here to see you.
I think it's Jinch.
I think it's Jinch.
What the fuck is he going on about?
You're right, everyone.
It is too quiet.
Too quiet.
Am I muting or something?
I've got to just be speaking every round.
No, I think it's not.
It is not.
It is not.
It's Wendy.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
I never stood up.
I'm literally one of the biggest stories on Twitch.
Did you just try to clarify, Salim?
Excuse me, I've got four eyes, and I've seen four,
oh, no, I've seen Wendy with my four eyes.
With your four eyes?
Yeah, I'm gonna back my four eye,
my brother.
Thank you, thank you.
Deji, can you back me as well, please?
Come on, four eyes, spectacle Harry Potter, come on.
Okay, well, after that, I'm definitely going to,
Yeah, she's scared.
Yeah, she's scared.
She's scared.
She's scared.
By the way, I don't understand why you just keep saying it's me for no reason.
I think he's got like a...
By the way, Wally was trying to kill me.
Wally was trying to kill me.
Wally was trying to kill me.
Wally was trying to kill me.
How the fuck?
I should just go on with that.
of
Oh my gosh, what happened to all my days that I just witnessed the homicide well
I've just witnessed the homicide you seen saline
Saline Ben Saline Ben where did he went from I was in town I was I'll be honest
but no no who reported it who reported it it was a level yeah go to go to Wale go to Wale
I reported I'm gonna make it so clear guys. I saw ginger in viz walking towards the body. Sorry
I'm it. I'm an electric
Ginger electrical what are you about?
I've seen as he walking behind me and I was on cams
Where was you sleep?
I was on camps, I was on camps
I see an event from a lepticle into camps that I watched
and he was going to yammer
and he was going to yammer
He's not going to yammer
Right, so we've got two things going on here
If we had to analyse what we've got going on here
we've got two things
We've got a while late chatting pure shit
and you've got tater ques and sleeper venting
so I actually don't think either of them are helpful
unless we're going to believe sleeper venting
No, he did, he did
Where did he vent from?
Yeah, he vented from electrical to combs.
I mean, that is one to be fair.
And so you reported the last body, right?
And you hardly accused Wendy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was the one that did report.
But also, if I had saw someone just kill a body like he accused her of doing,
I'd still be pushing it, but he's not even mentioned it again.
Yeah, he has been.
Yeah, we get Salim.
Let's get Salim gone, man.
It's not that I'm not pushing it. I can't lie
It's windy
I just accused you just to see your response. That was a great response to my books. Thank you
I appreciate that a lot. Well, they tried to kill me by the way. Well, you are
You're letting innocent men die, you're letting innocent men die, you're letting innocent men die
No I'm not, you're scary, you're scary
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
Hey, hey, hey
Salim
He even salim voted himself
Have a good day
Boys, boys, I didn't even see you in bed
Oh my God
Oh my God
You stupid idiot
Jack I like my fucking cooking we're cocking chat we're cooking
Don't need to this up. Yeah, watch this. There's a claim in this this a claim
All these units sit on camera.
Hello, let me have the floor just for two seconds.
Hear me out.
I hear me good.
I'm hearing you.
Change the fuck out of it.
Oh, I'm going to make it out of this area.
I'm not even going to raise this shout.
I'll just fucking, I'll let you talk.
And then I'll stop.
Yeah, we went down to the left, OK?
Yeah, we did.
I knocked out the doors.
Me and Jin were just walking.
Right.
They were standing by the door, OK?
Yeah.
And then I circled back to go back in the territory
because I was a bit sceptic.
I thought it was veggie.
these two have gone down to where like you go to the cameras and it's been shut off as I've gone into camps
Two of them went into camps
Only one body was there and no one was in it off the doors open yeah, so what he's doing what he's doing by the way
He was ginger don't let it stay. Okay
What I will say is what he just said that sounds roughly about right
He managed to tweak a few things to make it sound like it's me which makes me believe it's a self-report because the second
But he's reported also
I'm in cafeteria, which means he's chatting absolute shit because I walked past him the opposite way
I didn't go down to dead you you I
Don't think you're in cafeteria. No, I see called the body. I just walked into it. That's why I
Will say I saw orange at the top of navigation and I thought they vented but I could have just not been paying attention
All I'm saying is I think it's a self-report from LB again, and he's trying to stick it on me
You know, but you're saying this but it isn't true LB your
I did not do that
Oh, of course it is, of course it is, it's LB, it's LB self-reported, it has to be LB.
It has to be LB.
Also, what, what, what?
Well, LB, trust me, it's LB, please, please, it must be LB.
It has to be LB.
Alright, Ginge, have a good day, my friend.
It's the logic the logic was too good. It was unbelievable
Fuck
All right, let me hunt a snow hopefully
Come on, come on.
It's a good time to touch.
You're a bit of a shieter, yeah. Must be a shieter, because you're not doing quite well then.
You might change your name, but you're changing too, mate.
I just wanted to double check no dead bodies. I do have a suggestion to make though. Just
hear me out. Curse, we voted out Celine and Celine hard accused Wendy and he wasn't the
imposter. We could shoot him. You could just shoot him. I raise you. He's crazy.
That's not saving you. This is good. Great play from you though, if you was imposter.
Getting some harsh feedback. It could be a great play, 100% but if obviously if we
shoot her then you could vote me after, right? I'm down to shoot. I'm just going back on
previous logic and saline then
how the fuck is he's getting
over this time? Excuse me?
Oh shit, sorry, fuck, sorry.
I would just like to say, Wale was in
Electrical for a long time. I was
and I got a rain, rain was sneaking
I simply don't know how to do that game.
I thought I had a bit of a loss.
I'm a bit of a nuke.
Someone was circling around to make sure the area was clean
before they annihilated me.
I'm just letting guys know.
LB, LB, how can you say I was stalking someone
when I watched, I've watched who you watched,
and you went into store.
Oh, I didn't see Wally was in the last.
Of course, because you know my life was at stake.
Yeah, I do.
I mean, there we go again, Dan.
You're in women's match.
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
Fair play to this, that. Fair play to this.
Yeah, you can't me out because you're fucking cheating me.
Hey, dead jet!
When I am in Bossa, because Tommy just died straight away.
Well, you stopped saying my name for the love of fucking God.
Can we take out the...
Yeah, to confirm it, yeah.
they weren't possible. What is it?
Fucking hell, something in his car.
I was part of face, man.
Can you take off anonymous...
Take off anonymous?
It's been a long time I've been tasked with this,
because I don't really know how to do the tasks,
all right?
I'm here, man.
Oh, sorry, I was muted. Yeah, I don't know.
I've done it up.
Could you vet, Ginge?
Yeah, I did.
I know he's someone he's in the discord he keeps joining.
No, I won't be mad at him.
I know he's got better things to do.
Jin, can you see the way I call you out?
Nah, you're just keeping cheating, mate.
How am I cheating?
I know you, I know you.
No, the ginger got this.
It's good for him.
I'm upset about it.
Honestly, I might have fought the game till I had to work with him.
I just throw the games I thought I said just don't have to work with him
How is this I saw Tommy then
Everyone stay safe man.
Happy bro.
There's two people on the loose.
I saw, I saw something.
No, no, they have to say the same thing.
I saw something.
Yeah, Simon, that makes you look suspicious.
Now I'm going to explain.
I'm going to explain.
I'm going to explain.
MK!
We're at 25!
We love you, MK!
We dig!
We love you, MK! We do! We love you, MK! We do!
Oh, MK! We love you! Go on, MK! Fucking legend!
Go on, MK! Thank you very much, love.
You're a fucking legend. I know it's not a cat. It could be fucking AdWen.
Hey, thank you very much. I appreciate it, MK. You're a fucking goat. Thank you, Em.
Hey, you're a fucking legend. Honestly, I don't know why I said I'm a cat, I'm honest.
Hey, thank you so much. I appreciate you. Honestly, can't take
Thank you Kate you're fucking star
Hey, thank you so much love Taylor to the 41
Hey, thank you. Thank you. Thank you Taylor
Thank you Kate honestly you're fucking legend
Oh
That's no Wally why is that dead?
Easy enough
So need that you invasor literally spinning around in circles right near the magic meeting for no reason
All three of us spinning around in circles until the lights came back on. He calls an emergency meeting and says I've entered
Yeah
He literally went to the front of us.
Everyone shit, everyone shit, everyone shit.
You all live in the Wally?
Yes, my brother.
Wait, wait, wait, speak a bit more.
Are you going to say I hit him?
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
We smacked with you!
Like, I don't know what you're trying to do here!
You made a mistake and now you're gonna break me!
It's fine, it's cool!
Enjoy the game!
We took the Samhain!
It's all good!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Just remember what they've done!
Have a good one!
No worries!
No worries!
It's GDPR!
No stress, no stress!
We took the Samhain and did that as well.
No, I won't!
Have a good night!
Absolutely empowerment this is.
We're gonna play a tactical game here.
On down.
Err, what do I mean?
Tell me you're going for the whole thing.
You're too quiet. I'm not too quiet.
I know what I'm doing.
I need to get rid of this, I can't...
MK!
Go on, MK with another 25!
We love you, M.K.
We do.
We love you, M.K.
We do.
We love you, M.K.
We do.
Oh, M.K.
We love you.
Go on, M.K.
Thank you very, very much, man.
I appreciate you a lot.
You're a fucking absolute fucking legend.
Hey, thank you so much, M.K.
You're a fucking star.
I can't defend them because that'll be Jane and so suspicious.
At least that is weak, at least that is weak.
Oh, do you know what I'm saying?
Did you see him? Where did you see him on camera?
Oh, fucking off shit, that's on him.
Oh my god, do you know what I'm fucking talking about?
Do you know what I'm saying?
I mean, I was in comfort too.
Yes, go on.
Um, I just saw you kill us. I'm gonna vote you.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I saw him kill as well.
Oh, did you kill him?
I don't know.
Tell me, how are you fuming when we just watch you kill?
Yeah, you literally...
Oh, good, Sam, brother.
If you've taken...
What's a kill? What's a kill?
You should have killed him.
You killed Tedgie, did I?
Go on, Jasmine.
Two of the famous advance peaked your apartment.
That's a season favourite gift, you bruv.
Yeah, I mean, it literally is something.
He didn't kill me. I'm alive.
Exactly. Do you know what I mean?
Oh, you're probably next.
Yeah.
There's a theme.
There's a theme, there's a theme, yeah.
There's a theme, it's the fucking hell.
How are you actually married when you just watched you fucking the company?
I thought that was not me.
Well it was, I see no one came.
I just fucking watched, how are you actually getting food?
There's food down, there's food down, there's food down.
But one, stop shouting you silly little bastard, yeah.
You just want someone's head off.
So chill out, shut up and fuck off all you.
Do you know what they say?
If you're in doubt, then how?
Dummy, Dummy!
You're in a bit, dickhead.
What's it in?
Thanks for...
Can I draw the game now?
It won't even fucking sell you. What do you mean?
I need to get, basically, I need to get the finger.
Bank.
I need to get the finger on his arm.
I
Watch this up, chap.
Hello there.
I run down from nav to shields,
The cost from cams and the body of the storage.
Oh, he's going down the list.
Oh.
Go on, Jasmine, whoever the five love, go on, Jasmine.
Thank you.
To me, this seems like a ginger kill.
What?
And what the fucking world was?
Oh, I'm taking you, sir, for the service.
First of all, who the fuck?
Oh, my.
Here we go again.
Why do we believe anything he says?
Why are you getting angry?
Why are you getting a very super defensive?
Because he always just listens to everybody's
room the game.
I'm just being serious.
So on the right hand side, I see Jin's top right.
Yep.
I had a job in NAV, NAV sorry.
Yeah, I ran down, LB was on the leaf ball I think.
I ran up and then come back down.
I seen Viz on the right near the rocket shooting thing,
whatever it's called.
We ran all the way down, Viz fold me all the way down,
and then he's died, but the only thing.
You're lagging, you're lagging!
You're lagging!
You're lagging!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Let me speak. Let me speak. Let me speak.
You've seen this. You've seen this.
It's going to communications.
Let me speak. Let me speak.
All my goodness, everybody was with each other the entire time,
holding each other.
Why the hell is this?
I don't know about Selene, but I hear taste.
He's just trying to put it on me for no reason.
I'm going to taste. I'm going to taste.
All I've done, by the way, all I've done, by the way,
All I've done, by the way, is report the body, tell you where it was, and next thing you know, apparently it's me, I'm voting Taze, who's fucking doing everything.
I've told you these people, wait, there's less people.
For no reason, though, for no reason.
Everyone just be free and talk for a sec, right? I don't know why LB's saying this didn't run away down.
I literally, this, we're running into communications and back out into storage.
How's he saying this, but he didn't run away down?
He's just voting for the storage video.
Oh my gosh.
Right, vote Taze, he's chatting shit.
It's clearly LB, you know why he's saying he's got red eyes when he digs.
See what I mean, he's changing his mind. I mean, I don't, it's me and now it's LB.
Like, what's going on here, bro.
Did you see Vistot, right? Did you see Vistot, right?
Just vote, bro.
Did you or not?
Did I, what, sorry?
Did you see Vistot, right?
Er, I think so, yeah.
Right, and then, and then he's body's in the shield, so how's LB saying he didn't run down?
Guys, it's certainly true.
No it's not!
What he's so...
Help me please!
Is that me with babies?
I think it's Elby.
Right now I need to get rid of one day cause I'm so gonna go eat your roll of time.
What's the sort of guns in there, got it?
Oh my god.
I fought for that.
What's this now?
I'd just like to say something there.
Yeah, that's okay. O2 got called and me, LB and Celine were there to turn it off. And
Wendy was nowhere near and she was a furthest away.
I got something for you. I have my case written.
What's your case?
I was in electrical doing my very last task in electrical and I made a bad executive choice
for the Among Us cinematic universe because I was like, I'm going to let us go with oxygen
because I want to get this task done.
And I was feeling petty.
That's why.
Where was Taze, as well, actually?
Yeah, Taze, we're even there.
There we go, it's all coming together now.
It's all coming together now.
There we go.
Hey, goodbye.
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na.
Weeeeeeeeee
GOODBYEEEEEE
Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na
Hey
Hey- hey- hey
GOODBYEEEE
Oh I already have some
不到
i will be very Baselot
I know you will beAfter me
You will made a joke
uh no free explanation
i actually hope
I am angry
I am a salemante, a salemante.
No, it's not AIDS-Tase, I'm telling you!
AIDS!
LB, LB, shouldn't have changed, it's me now, you know, everyone's voting for me,
because when you know it's not me to try and get you, so it's really possible that the imposterate is like a genius blank.
Ah, it's so dumb!
LB, you should bloody get anybody, dude.
Fuck off.
Ah, what do you do with that shit, you bastard?
Ah...
I'm thinking what I'm thinking I'll be
see now I'm even I'm thinking what you're thinking
yeah I know where you're going with this I think you organized the oxygen to go out
and you found a group of witnesses and you wanted to vote off rather than a kill because
it's easier that way when the group is small.
Who me?
Are you talking to?
It's me.
I think.
Me.
Oh, how am I being accused of this?
I'm bored.
But it's the people we've just got a meeting.
You just voted show it.
It's so weird.
Luna.
Yeah.
Yes.
It's I want Selim or Jim.
I don't suspect you.
I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be what I'm going to say is there's been multiple
times I've been alone with you.
I've seen you and I could have killed you if I was in pasta.
I click your job be Salim's vote is straight away there to try and play the power card
And I'm gonna get in there and shout the loudest so then James gets out
I'm retaliating going Salim when did all I did last time was call a meeting and question why you weren't there when you explained
Why you weren't there? I was kind of like, you know what fair enough, okay?
And I don't disagree when there's three people that we should also turn all two off which we did it just got very close
So I'm not gonna say I'm saying is you but what I am saying is Salim's just tried the obvious power card
And it's not worked. I think it's I think it goes back to LB when he said it was Taze and Salim
That's just my opinion. I just want to do a reverse
Thank you
I think Jimmy is trying to become an among the supreme leader here and he's trying to play an uno reverse card on
That makes zero sense. You started it
by please the adults are talking now and
I'm gonna do an uno reverse card, and I think it is angry Jinx 13 not so nothing's changed
What do you mean if you saw me with a big hat?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Yes!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Yes!
No!
It's not over yet, it's not over yet!
Wait, ow!
Fuck off!
I've got a tase in my room, shooting me for no reason, he's a weirdo.
No, I'm not muted, I am not.
Yeah, I mean it
Ha ha ha!
Na na na na!
Na na na na!
Hey!
Goodbye!
Come on!
Shoot them!
Wait, LB, LB.
Come on!
Go on MK!
Thank you never to play the fight!
You're a fucking legend MK.
Thank you.
Thank God, LB tasted me roomies, got something to say.
What goes through you fucking head?
LB
I was ginger killed in front of everyone and I've been voted out
I was ginger killed in front of everyone and I've been voted out
Why are you still talking to me?
It's just Tommy Kams yet
You just there to my heart
Oh shit
I've been going to the next stage for these guys
LB mate shut the fuck up
Fuckin elbow
Hey deadjib
Do you do anything other than fucking selling cans mate?
Oh
You know
Welcome to among us. Where's things that make sense sometimes?
That's his community need to say strong here
Right
Hey, I'm Kate. Thank you so much. Love honest there. Thank you so fucking much
He's tricked him to make it so you can get for everyone fucking okay. I don't think you'd understand. I'd be fucking outrageous love
Thank you for the 25 again. No, it's your fucking legend Kate. Thank you love
Thank you
Thanks for joining Wendy
Camel to I'll actually haven't says please stop putting it. I said it at the start of string
Wait, we're missing someone is I've won nine
Okay, we'll do last one nine now
Oh
You all right
It's not fucking devil
No!
I'm at your pastor!
I'm fucking serious.
I had to be more careful than I was when I had you.
What is that?
So you got one over there, so what's this one for?
I'm not doing that one.
What the fuck?
That's my plate of lorrie!
Why you fucking...
What?
Please!
Shit up!
Please!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
He says, when he was the impostor, I went, no, I'm not.
He went, it might be me.
It's not him.
He says, I'll call and meet it, right?
Yeah, yeah, he's calling me and I was going to talk to him about it.
He's ready to walk.
Right.
Call and meet him.
I'll call and meet him now.
We'll get out of the youthful stairs
What where was the body so where was the body I went to cams. Yeah, I just saw one buddy
What there's three people dead?
Wait a sec you went on to cams and then you dead you wasn't in cams. No
He wasn't even close.
And that's not believeable, is it?
Yeah, that's not believeable.
It's Tommy.
It's not me.
It's not me there.
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's not dead to you.
I'm pretty sure it's Tommy.
I can't lie.
Yeah, no, I think it is Tommy.
I'm voting Tommy.
I'm voting Tommy.
It is Tommy.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I saw the buggy.
I didn't see no one.
Yeah, I don't think it is Tommy.
I can't lie.
Oh, dude.
I think it's me
Yeah, we're playing among us and location at this moment. I was in cafeteria because I was in being those room
Yeah, you know, it is as your location me
If it's not comes it's even a free
Oh no, if the body was in cams, wait a second, if the body was in cams, it's not me.
You weren't talking about that, it's exactly what the imposter would say.
So what, do you want me to fucking say that?
Admit it, admit it.
Admit what?
I'm not the old Macbord, this is so...
By the way, I've got Tommy's stream up and his name's in bread.
Oh, do you know what?
No, but you don't, I'm not even imposter.
Er, no big problem.
Thank you.
Oh
You got two seconds to do me, Eddyn.
Oh, I don't know what I mean, man. It's fucking shit. It's just shit.
It's just fucking shit. You've changed your mind, have you? It's just fucking shit.
I've just realised it wasn't summer.
Have you? Have you just realised?
I've just realised it wasn't summer.
You know, you are fucking. You wish you'd have realised 10 minutes fucking earlier.
So, you just said?
oh my god Tommy just messes me on discord go and kill yourself
no what the fuck
what the actual fuck
are you actually trying to cancel it?
oh my god is he a bad word?
he just says that's your bad word
MK! MK again Oli Oli!
MK again! MK again! MK again Oli Oli!
Oh my god.
My guy, Degi, you know, he's a double-fuck. He's a double-fucking coward, you know.
Well, I literally said it. I said it.
First of all, it was just clear things up. I've not messaged Degi.
He won't answer me anywhere. I don't have my Discord.
And second of all, I've not messaged Jhin Jeeva.
So we're going to have a...
Wait, Degi just sent me a screenshot of what Tommy Neth is doing.
Tommy, my system, I can't even repeat that.
Oh, my God.
You actually want to ruin it all, don't you?
That's mental.
Tommy, you're fucking shit, man.
I'm fucking shit, man.
I'm shit, I'm out.
Yeah, you are, mate.
You're shit.
Tommy, Tommy, why the long face, Tommy?
Come on.
I'm not bothered about the mongers right now.
I'm trying to fight me fucking P.R.
What did you just call me?
What did you just call us, mate?
He's not going forward.
Did you just call me the game that we're playing,
but without the us what the fuck
That's actually fucked
Fine game fight last game now last game everyone
What's up, did you
No, we're not. A while they quit, a while they quit.
The game you tried to join already started. What does that mean?
Oh, it means it's already started. Right, it's calling me and he's the impostor.
Boys, boys, it's me, it's me.
Sweet. Get you this voltage up.
Right, I can tell by the second time that it's not him.
And my partner, my partner, no joke.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
Me and Tom are...
He's not here on the team. He's not here on the team.
He's actually out of the imposters. We'll vote him out quick.
Me and Tommy, Jamie.
It's not really straight up.
Can I just ask why are the imposters not voting?
Why are they not saying anything? Hello?
We're restarting the game.
Guys, we're restarting the game, guys, because it isn't getting increased.
Who's the imposters?
It's Dengie. He's wearing glasses.
It's definitely dead. They vote dead. You vote dead. Yeah, we can tell we can tell
Can I just ask why is knowing why is the why is the imposter just not selling the imposter just just to make it easier
We started the game guys
So who's there most today?
But I don't know.
Wait!
It's me!
No, it's Azir.
I'm raised by the game.
It's Azir!
It's Azir!
It's Azir!
It's Azir!
It's Azir!
It's Azir!
It's them, Sofia and Wendell.
I don't know if someone just had their hands up and just say it's me.
As he has your names read, Damsepia is your...
Why are you saying that?
It is him! It is him!
Vote Damsepia!
As he not well
As he when he started to use your big ear
All the shit by by all
I thought it was the tactic
So is it not Thomas?
No
It's Wendy and Damsepia
Wendy and Asi, Wendy and Asi
See it's not all I saw
So what I did for a past life to deserve this.
Oh I thought you thought I got to try to beat the first stop.
Cheese!
Cheese man!
Just pick!
Oh is it me?
Yeah man.
Yeah, Wendy, pick Wendy.
Yeah, I voted for myself first.
What were we voting for fucking, I see we split the votes.
Oh there we go.
So you said you voted for Tommy Tate?
No, it's not Tommy Tate.
Nah, it's Tate.
It's just high society, you know what I mean?
Fuck sex!
I'm in Poster if you fucking have to restart one fucks sake one
We could we call a meeting please
Yep.
No.
What about?
No, I'm not fair seriously, man.
I'm fair as you are, man.
I'm fair as you are, literally, not well.
Guadalajara, call you the gamer again in a minute.
Oh, my God.
I don't know unless he's dead to you again, that horrible thing.
Yeah, you can see what was happening.
Tell me, that was out of order, alright.
Do you think I have any capacity to message you, pal?
You've had some mass
Eagle
Joe he can't bring himself to message you. That's the problem
If you massive fuck off chin, mate
We all saw your chin it was looking quite big
Yeah, your chin look fucking massive
I just I just want it mate
No, because I don't want the AI to tell me that I've said some about to you
Also my chin by the way was the same size when I went in the jungle at the same size as my fucking came out
So I don't know what you fucking point was I have a question for everyone here
Of course take it away. Have you guys ever had a pee dog?
Yeah, what? Like a mushed peas dog. I was told that's a thing in
No, we don't eat we don't eat that over
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam
You can't you can't you have a cup of my ass
No it's alright, that's the hard question
I said it wrong, that's alright
I actually want to know what he's there.
Yeah, I don't know.
Can you just do it again, please?
Do it again, do it again.
Apparently, I've said it wrong.
Just say it one more time.
I was out with my nana at a meal the other day and she fell asleep,
but luckily it was Nando's.
I
Mean it did you did you just call me paranoid?
Just want to be fucking impossible
I
I'm whispering it, I might get a bad name.
Why?
Gah, I can't.
Whoever's in the white suit is the killer, by the way.
Well, the white suit is dead.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can clear someone right now, fully.
It's not Ginge.
And it's not me, and I think it's not Salib.
It's not you two. It's not you two, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I think it's Wanda.
Me?
Yeah.
What did I do?
Nothing, that's what I think it's you.
What was that?
Oh, that sounds like, yeah, let's get out of here.
Yeah, nothing that's why I think it's you.
Yeah, that's what it is for this love.
Don't set me up.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
Let me tell you what, I was thinking,
I walked past James and this scene of Buddy,
went into the reactor, Celine was on the bottom.
What passed upon it?
He just admitted it.
Yeah, what passed upon it?
Alright, there you go then.
Is this how it is?
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
Wait, listen.
Five star Andy is at the top of the reactor.
Celine told him about it.
I've had to go on it and hold the button,
the button but you was already there before me it's five stars you by the way
You didn't you didn't you didn't have it
How the fuck
Can you please thank you oh fuck then he's dead
I still don't get the peanut butter jam joke, nah it's alright then.
I'm just texting that same message you sent there John.
I'm not texting you once!
I don't want to text you or anything to do with you after tonight!
Why are you so angry mate? What's going on?
Well just texting races in here.
I want to text you, you don't even follow me.
Salim!
Um, Salim?
Salim!
I don't want to be the bearer about news that way, you've just been caught by tools.
Just hold on, just hold on, hold on!
I can't be shit wrong!
Let me speak my piece!
Why would you, why would you do that?
Hold on, hold on, I didn't get anyone from you.
Silly, are you alright, Silly?
I'm there trying to do the audio thing.
I'm trying to get the audio thing.
Waffle, waffle, waffle, brother, you can't get in front of me, brother, you're gone.
I'm not being funny.
I'm not being funny, Silly, but that was so fucking obvious.
It's unbelievable.
I don't know what idiot would kill right in front of two people like that.
You're an idiot.
You're a fucking idiot, Salim.
I really can't believe that.
Am I?
Listen to me, you stupid, wizz, stupid glasses idiot.
It's not flipping me!
Oh, that's my defence.
That's my defence.
I mean, it's my defence, mate.
I'll say it, I'll say it.
No, no, I'll say it. I'll say it, but it will ruin the game if I say it.
No, go on, say it.
Oh, no, he wasn't me. There you go.
I think I've done anyways, so I don't think it matters.
I think you're gone mate, so.
Wendy, can you vote please?
Yeah, I got you!
Selene, can you vote please? Can you vote? I'll be.
Yeah, no it's...
Wait, vote me! Why are we voting me?
Why am I getting a vote?
Yo, I think it's ginger as well.
Oh, that's not okay, brilliant.
It's ginger with...
It's not me, it's not me.
It ain't me either, you cheeky bastard.
I
Oh man, yeah, here's another you by the way.
And that's how you win, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much, good night.
Thank you! Thank you very much, gentlemen, good night!
You've been an amazing audience, have been a great team for a scene!
One second, one second, can we just do one normal game?
Well, I just don't get about it, one normal game, come on.
No, that wasn't a normal game, that wasn't a normal game.
One second, one second, come on.
One second, have you got something against me?
You killed me twice now, two times in a row by the way.
You think he's got something against you, do you, Anze?
Try and look at him, I'm serious.
Tell me that, tell me that, tell me that, I'm serious.
Tommy no one asked you bro, Tommy no one asked you what the fuck bro
Jin, what you got there?
Jin, what you got there?
How's that? How's that?
Yeah?
Shut the fuck up
Wow
Your shit
You got dipped
Unlucky mate
Wait, what?
I don't think he did
I don't think he did
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jin
I don't think he did
Jin, can you hand me your plate?
Thank you
I do, I do want to apologize
I did tell him possibly I gave him a bit
Wait, did you actually say things, Juan?
I saw um I saw you kill the first right now you didn't you just got confused
I was like that kills really bad, you know
Stupid bloody idiot, I mean you were the imposter though, so yeah, he second-fights me like uh, like, you know like a lamb
Yeah, I don't want to play it on me. Oh, that one. Let's say thank you very much, everyone.
I appreciate you all playing. Thank you. No, I'm not joking about when we say it, mate.
He's actually very... Oh, no, yeah, please don't say that.
No, no, I'm not.
Well, I mean, if you just go in his stream and see what he's wearing.
You're taking the piss now, lads.
He said to toe in Union Jack Flags.
Right, and what's wrong with that?
And the sign in the back says, stop the boats.
It doesn't, it doesn't.
No, it does, because I...
C'mon, C'mon, just cream your...
Lads, lads.
I just don't want it to stick, you know, this sort of, like, little joke.
You're gonna embrace the that's a thing it's not a joke
Nice not stop the boats
Fucking bag
I think I should take the suit off and I might do one of them trips that case I did
man like Rodford. Yeah, I'll give you one of them. You know what I mean? You can't see that sense of
victory. I'm definitely gonna have Deadji. You just leave now, mate. You just leave now, mate. It's been a pleasure.
See you in a bit, Deadji, mate. Have a good one.
That's all right, Deadji, don't worry. We'll never get Tommy in again, don't worry.
No, no, I don't say that.
No worries bro, we're gonna look after each other man, glass is community brother, no worries.
I got motion!
Don't ruin my moment please.
Just to get on record though.
Listen to me, you bike seat, don't ruin my moment.
You got motion, you got motion, you got motion.
You both need to chill, because I've got bigger fish together.
Listen, the bigger fish is the bigger chin, but shut out Tommy.
Why is that thing giving it large? Why is that thing giving it large?
What's happening to me?
It's just a bit of a banter, you got it?
No of course, of course, I just, you know, says Johnny Cash, not stop the boats.
No, no, but it's just a bit of a, you know...
What the fuck is that?
where is it? I wonder where he is, it's so weird, you know I'm sure I saw him and he did just a minute ago, he was there
That is so weird!
That is so, so fucking weird.
I'm sure he was in there a minute ago.
Oh, I'll have to go leave the balloons now.
Hello?
Hello?
I'll leave him one, I'll leave him one balloon.
That's so weird, where the hell has he gone?
I guess I just have to throw this buzz ball down the toilet.
Yeah, let's get rid of this buzz ball, see if he fucking comes out now.
There it is.
Why are you in your wardrobe?
Because someone's been on the side of a ambush.
There's an ambush!
An ambush, come on now.
There's another ambush.
Not an ambush.
Not to my knowledge.
Yeah, I'm bushed.
Yeah, no, no, no, not to my knowledge.
I thought I was going to get my report.
No mate, you alright?
I got to get it. Why do you got one of them?
Why do you got a Samsung?
Are you fucking stupid?
No, why do you got them?
Right, from the show.
Oh, okay.
You got an angle, though.
Pardon?
You got an angle on myself.
Yeah, it's been amazing. Just playing some WWE now that was lovely.
I was playing your chair.
Yeah, good.
Yeah.
Yeah, probably.
What's a bit low?
Yeah, that's just Taze made it, they fucked it up.
Oh, no, not really. You just stand up.
No, it doesn't work trust.
Taze made it, you see.
You see what I mean?
What the fuck?
I ain't been pulled that wrong.
i just got a bath by steve brechtl
what do you say
do you see this fucking mental
i just like it
what do you say
i swear to god he is not even able to close
bloody blackl
What do you say?
Do you actually love this game?
What?
The fact that you can create people and shit?
Yeah, it's so good.
So fucking good.
Yeah, it's so good.
Look at him!
What do you say?
Who do you see with gear on and gear?
He's not got the coat on.
He's got the coat on.
No, he hasn't.
He absolutely kicked me, you know?
Look, he's an actual joke.
I'm gonna keep on playing full beat of fucking bar in you. It's just online as well. I just nice them randomly
So obviously you enjoy the game. How long is he playing it for the game?
Two hours so I've got another 20 left, but that's gonna feel like five months or it will do. Yeah, try to read
Would you try to read I've got a double impasse to this person
No, I'm telling fucking time. We love on here
It's alright listen, it's alright there was a kid that was on ten viewers and I was going to read but no you...
Oh that's it!
Wait tell her...
I'll read, I'm off, I'm done!
I'll read, I'm on, I'm done.
I get my fucking samba if I... you mad?
Don't think I'm on good as for me.
Rightio!
Righty-o, righty-o, chat.
You're all doing absolutely amazing.
Thank you very, very much, chat, for tonight's stream.
A good nine and a half hour stream.
It is fucking good to be back.
Is it Wendy's birthday? No way.
Is that actually?
Bit fucking it as well.
Jack, going show Wendy some love.
I'm going to send you over to Wendy.
Going show us some love, it's a birthday.
Jack, honestly, a massive, massive thank you for tonight.
I appreciate you all.
My thanks to all of you for watching.
You guys are fucking unbelievable.
I will see you all tomorrow.
Okay, I've got one in United and I'm going to get here,
go live and then I might have some on in the night,
but if not, I'm live again all night.
But Jack, thank you so fucking much.
I really appreciate you guys are unbelievable
and I appreciate all the support.
For the subs, the bits, the gifts, the donuts,
I'm glad you've enjoyed today's stream.
I said it'd be a fucking good one.
And I will see you all tomorrow chat.
Wouldn't you know, I've got a semi-final tomorrow.
Hopefully we can win.
I've got to go home now, get changed
and sort of the shit out.
But chat, love you all and peace out.
Have a good one, chat.
Love you all, man.