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03-16-2026 Ā· 4h 42m
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Hello, hello, hello! Hello there!
We're full combat, J4S, we're in on the minute, we have a few technical issues, we are in our mess, we just want 2-1 SPS!
I just want 2-1 SPS!
Hello, Horamite!
Do you think this is not going to be a good match for the first time in my life?
Is that better? Is that a bit better, Jack?
And that means another player will be added as well.
That's got to be better, aren't it? Surely.
I know some of your chats not coming up for some reason.
Yeah?
I mean, I know some of your chats are coming up for some reason.
No, it's not quite.
Who do you want to be, the president?
Turn them down a little bit.
45.
75.
Push up to 80.
You can still hear me loud and clear, can't you, Jack?
You can still hear me loud and clear.
Um, do you hear that?
I can hear that.
I can hear that.
It's not from the screen.
It's not from the screen?
It's on top, right?
Yep.
And then...
Oh, okay, yeah.
I'm not doing that, right?
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Perfect.
A moment, Jack.
You're sorting the screen out.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's the wrong mic, direction is a little off.
I can't get a foot, yes.
And which one is the mic? Bang!
Yes it is, that's it.
Hello, hello, hello, is that better, Chet?
Is that better? Is that a better mic?
Yes or no?
Yes, much better, perfect.
Have a look!
2-1 STS R5
You have got me here live at Volley for my day 1 as United at taking on Vigion aka Toby Teens
The best thing to do is turn it up, I heard you, I've got another right
The thing is with these mics, they're that shit with the arms
Next week I'm not joking, I'm generally going to bring my own mic
I'm generally going to bring my own mic next week
If I hold it up here, then you can fucking hear me and see me, then we're all right.
Jameen.
There you go.
We're good.
We're good now.
We're good now.
Fucking go full camera.
Perfect.
Fucking intro stream.
Right.
Hello there.
I hope you're all doing well.
You fucking legends.
I hope you're all doing great.
We have been given this.
We've got the back cat with us, which means you can see team talks.
You can go around with us.
You can go on the side with us.
We should be all good.
We should be very, very good.
We've got Harrison with us, so we should be fucking sweet.
We're going to do what we did last week.
We're going to do what we did last season, on the game, we're going to do what we did last season, where we have me on the halfway line, with the small camera at the top right or bottom right wherever I was, and then the actual game going on as well.
So you've got that already, it was planned. What we're going to find out is the audio of the mic, what I'm doing it, might be a little bit crap and then good crap good.
If it is, next week we're going to look to fix it. We should be fucking very, very good.
So yeah, we are looking fucking absolutely quality.
I'm fucking glad we're back. It's a brand new season. I'm ready for it. I'm up for it.
SDS, as you can tell by the stadium, they're bringing all the fans in.
SDS, you know, that's why they, you know what I mean.
It's absolutely jam-packed for SDS.
Don't worry, don't worry.
We have actually changed angles now, so if you go there, GDPR, and there you go, so we've got the crowd there, and then we've been moved a little bit, but overall I actually quite like it.
I do prefer this. There's no stands on the floor on the opposite side, that's now where the players go, so it's had a total revamp, it's had a total change.
But yeah, other than that, I think he's fucking, we're all right tonight, so we got given this off a fan.
We went round before with a backpack to see where we lost connection, if we lost connection, et cetera, et cetera.
Fortunately, we only lost two bits of connection, which means the whole thing should be sweet.
The GDPR certificate should have brought me just in case.
But other than that, I'm fucking up for it, I'm buzzing.
Well, this one I'm walking out, maybe, but yeah, we've got a new suit.
We have got a new suit with it being season three.
It should be interesting.
We'll have to see what it, you know, you let me know what, what is your go for, what
you think of it.
I feel as though Manchester United fans will really like it.
It's not going to be one of those.
I'm not trying to get thirst traps out of.
It is a Man United suit and that's all I'll say.
Karik, Solskjaer, Van Al, Jose, Fergie, all the greats have worn it.
But who's the first to wear it at Bollywood?
Yeah, that should be fucking men.
Goldberg, I believe, is in the room next door.
Wembley Rangers, at the minute, by the way, are losing 2-1.
They probably should have been 3-1 up,
but they're absolutely dog-shitting, can't finish the chances.
Well, they were just then anyway.
So we will see.
Football, Twitter about the human.
Oh, what a fucking shame.
Good job, I don't give a fuck.
Come get a red card. Come get a red ball and the tackies.
No, Hannah, first of all, I won't be eating tackies because I'm on a healthy kit the minute,
but I do love them.
The red ball I will happily get later.
Chance to tuck your certificate to Costco.
Why is Bro literally... Bro's just literally tucked my content.
He didn't.
Okay, I was going to say.
Say that again.
Okay, I was going to say.
Right, second half of the STS game is going on, let's see.
Oh, there we go, fucking hell.
Here's who he fucking is, I've heard.
Where's Coxie?
The meat for the team is 7-10 chat.
Oh my god.
And also this is Max Pittman's first game without me.
So hopefully he does well.
I mean, we love Max, we absolutely love Max. Is that a good save?
Oh, nearly an own goal.
It's a bit fuzzy, the audio, innit?
Again, just over the pop.
It's a bit fuzzy, lad.
I'm going to make a chat.
Any chance of the commentator speaking?
Building on from that, we need to...
Go and get a male please, I'm not sure what's going on with that.
The ref challenge has changed, chat.
They'll be using the chat for the ref challenge change.
If you challenge it and it is successful, you get your challenge back.
You get your challenge back.
Oh, I'll turn it up here again.
Can you hear it? Perfect, thank you mate.
So yeah, you get your challenge back.
Finally, it took two seasons but we have got there.
they are moving in the right direction up to three per game okay up to three times
so it's again but to be honest that is the idea that me and Simon suggested
Simon kicked it off I then there was the the anticipation of what if people just
constantly challenge well I said make it like tennis where you get three attempts
so there you go I will actually say fair play to ball each they have actually
listen there so I can't argue with that
right sweet noise can you change my
I you do you don't want your hand on me
hang on let me swap screens I can see the chat easier
who's that there
who's that there
There we go, there we go.
I nearly go in that.
No, never.
Who's in the other ones?
Anyone else streaming?
You've got Goa Bridges streaming, I'm streaming.
I don't know if there is anyone else.
Is it a horror play?
No, horror is not in the team this season.
Jakey's fuming about his JD voucher.
That's the thing though, isn't it?
Yes, well, obviously, yeah.
But that's obviously why they're the biggest football
podcast that there is.
And that's why they are the best podcast because they,
as you can tell by the top tier, bring the fans in.
But as I was going to say, what was I going to say now?
Yeah, this is the thing, right?
And it comes back to, no, I'm not one to fucking flex.
And you know me, I'll never flex, right?
Unless it's a funny one.
But the both boys are partnered with JD.
Therefore, if we want it in another voucher
because we've given it away, I'm sure we'd be able to get one.
So the fact that he's fuming about it shows he didn't
actually give a fuck about the fans.
And that, to me, makes me sick.
makes me fucking sick to the back of my throat that really, really does chap.
It's bad that in it. It's bad.
What's going on there?
Foul. There we go.
Chat, shall we get a prediction going?
How many wrong decisions?
How many wrong decisions, chat? Shall we get a prediction going?
From the referees today.
That's what I can't wait for.
I'm going to go 34 in the first half, oh that's a foul, oh no it's not well there we go there's one
oh they've got it they've got it eventually there you go streaming shine you get it
go on a treble
Mark hello mate okay I'm very good have you got to then
get portrayal are you feeling about that get on camera and go
I think that realistically, it's a bit of a free hit, but I want to win, because they're
one of the favourites. They've got an amazing team. I'm looking at that game and I'd like
to play one of those two teams, because they're quite technical, but the Port Rio are massive,
they're physical, and they're aggressive.
And they play for money. You won't go too much into that, but I should say that we will.
We will. Leave it for a few weeks.
I mean look I think there's 11 weeks after this one as well so I'm excited about it and my team's really unknown
You actually took the player we were going for which was Bilal. Yes. Yeah
We were in talks with Bilal and he tells you off your team. It was bloody hard work that was. Yeah
It was hard work. Yeah, it was like I had no team the draft was basically over and I just rang him up and I said
Basically he's a coach. He's one of the coaches. Yeah, I think that's what he was
he was like I don't think I'll get this anywhere else. He's franchised but I said to him like I
want you to help me build the team. I want you to be a part of the coach which I needed. So I think
it's just been a straight choice. I said to him I don't even blame you if you go to United because
they are an established team. You've got James, you've got a good coach. I said look you could be
part of something here and I think he was a bit annoyed about the 26s as well. It was a bit annoyed
because he's very close with JT, I need to tell us if I'm...
I think you're only going to do...
You've got vision.
Yeah, we've got vision.
And it's a bit like that.
So vision were really bad last season.
But Wembley Rangers were really bad the first season
and then won the second one.
So we're even going to play a vision that's going to go on and win.
Or we're going to absolutely batter, I think.
And the team that we've gone, to be honest,
I'm very happy with.
Yeah.
Very happy with.
I think the recruitment has been fantastic.
I think the chemistry and the vibes are up.
So I'm hoping all goes well.
And the best thing about us is we've also kind of got a free head
because we were that shit last season, it can't go worse.
Yeah, you had a bad year last year.
Yeah, I mean, look, there is a bit.
The funny thing is that's trying to build a rivalry between us,
which we're both grown enough to have.
But on the night of the final,
you didn't get to final, did you, season one?
Season one got to the semi-final, we lost in the semi-final.
That night, I had had a few drinks.
Yeah. And I fuck SDS.
Is that exactly that?
He's talking, messaging me. I thought we liked each other.
Oh, my God.
I went, well we do, but I want jinxed to win.
Mate, the one thing you throw at STS, genuinely, mad asses, really, really bad, really bad,
like, it's to a point that it's embarrassing.
But it's good though, I think there's a lot of, I mean look, I would look,
in a way it's a shame we're playing Deportrio so soon, because...
Right, not Deportrio, Deportrio.
Oh, I thought it was because they weren't like Rio.
Because, you know, because Mika's never won anything of no, and Rio as.
I thought it was a joke on that.
Deportrillo. Yes. Oh like a Spanish thing. Yes. I don't know what the thought process was behind it.
Oh, okay. Well at least I won't say that one, Sky. Yeah, you definitely have.
Because we cut that right away. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that was a real thing. Anyway, I have got to go and speak to my team because we're on at 20 past six.
Are you next game? Yeah, we're next game.
Right, best of luck mate. Good luck.
We'll speak to you in a minute. You too mate. You've made a herd, you know.
I haven't seen any of them, but I'll see you in a minute.
Right, good luck mate.
There we have it, Mark Goldbridge ladies and gentlemen, his first game in Bollig tonight.
That should be very, very interesting. The thing is right with Mark, I fucking, I do
love him, right, I do love him. But we are against each other, so when we're against
each other, it can't be, I love Mark, he's got to be, we're going to have to fucking
go at him. And I'll be doing anything possible to make sure that we do, do you know what
I mean and but at the minute we I'd love when we oh my god
Is that the post that would have been a great goal?
What a shit first game this has been
What a shit first game
Well sharky is on the side to be fair he's number 45 you sharky wild card this week or
You got your shit on back different
Go IRL, we'll go IRL but at the minute we can't because we're just starting some things out.
And also when I go IRL, there's not really much to do at the minute until we're playing.
Do you know what I mean?
Any new game changes or rests? I've seen very similar rests, unfortunately.
But I've also, just bear the audio by the way, chat, we're just getting it fixed now.
Oh, they can't hear that. Okay, sweet, sweet, sweet.
Um, can you tell... You can tell they're both Arsenal fans, yeah, fans?
Oh! Nope. That's the foul if I've ever seen it.
Referee's not give that. There we go.
Oh, has he pushed the ref there? That's interesting.
Uh, have you seen any of the refs?
Or any of the rules, sorry.
Hey, Pezza, five out of five gifted, mate.
Come on, Pezza. Thank you very much, Brian.
Appreciate that a lot, man.
Thank you very much, Pezza. I appreciate the five, bro.
If you've been gifted a sub, make sure you say thank you.
Thank you very much, Pezza, mate.
No, this is the thing, Chet.
If I go in the crowd and start singing Sharky or Shit,
guess what?
He's gonna fucking FDF on a wounded bit in the night,
so I can't be arsed with it.
But let me tell you something.
I'm in the nature of Frozen.
Bear with it, Chet. We're just looking at it now.
There we go.
If we are doing like we did season one, we're doing well in there, no, oh, I'm fucking doing it again, I honest, sir
I'm here for vibes. I'm here for fun, and I'm here to entertain
Yeah, I mean, that's that's all
Great switch get this touching bang. No, you need someone in the middle. Oh my god. He weren't on it. That would have been a great goal. Oh
Get up get up
No, thank you
Whereas Butcher, Butcher's injured unfortunately, Butcher was injured
otherwise obviously he would be playing, but yeah, Deportrio went in for Butcher
and he just told him to basically fuck off and that is why we love fucking Butcher.
All good?
Yeah, that's why we love Butcher. Deportrio went in for Cads, but Cads also stayed
because he's a fucking loyal man. But yeah, pretty much everyone we went for, I'd argue,
we got and then I'd also say no no no other than Bilal other than Bilal everyone we went
for we got pretty much and oh is he ah don't know and then everyone we we lost we let go
Maro and Razak come in the season when we're beautiful combo yeah but then they both fucking
backstabbing snakes so yeah I mean money shows true colors and unfortunately in Barley one
thing I've noticed is Maro's gone out the way out the window no one gives a fuck and
all that for money. Is that is that a save? But was it a good save? Fair play to Max.
Oh, that's an ankle twister.
Bonjour. Hello, Erlen Howell. Enjoy it, mate.
Oh, hello. Um, yes, probably yes.
Nice. Is that goal there? Let's wait and see. You should play for United, mate.
To be fair, the squad's out.
Squad's out, if I'm honest.
If you go on Instagram chat, I can tell you the squad now bear with me.
Hubert Gras, I can't say his last name.
Hubert is in the squad today.
Josh Emanuel is in the squad.
Bale Spencer Adams, Tyrell.
Felipe Sandro-Kamara, John Bostock isn't in the squad tonight.
Nathan Adua is in the squad.
I think it's in there and Polko's good. Kansas is good in butchers obviously out as well
Yeah, so John Boestock and butchers are out today. I
Tell you something Joe, which would would be a good start if the if he's draw
Why no John Boestock? I think he's away. Yeah, he is he's away. Um, a
Good start would be
Are you going to what KSI have done? Yeah, well, they don't worry about everything will come out see Bratton all give it a big
over there once they
So, I need a piss. What was I saying then before? Yeah, if these two draw would be
great start because then two people have dropped points. Do you get what I'm saying?
We're off to a good start if these two draw because then they've dropped points.
So that would be very good.
Where's my chat? There we go.
Oh, could be three, one. Oh, look at that.
I heard a really loud shouting and I heard a really loud banging and I thought, hang on a minute, it's a crowd turn, no?
I've just realised it's just FDS and the two of them in the streaming booth. I mean that's
Last poor goalkeeping
So look at that
Whereas PK went to Ruckus
3-1 to FDS. I mean the game changer could change it all if I'm honest
I mean that big life for Wembley Reigns, he's just been put there just to bully him haven't he?
That number nine. He wasn't there last season, he couldn't have won ball all the time.
Go on Matt, fiver to 54, 54 fucking months. Go on the boy.
Thomas, thank you very much as well man. Who's on the, oh, there we go.
Corner, no he's catching in. Who's on the pity point?
point. We've got Karl. Ooh. I think Kamara's on it. Yeah, Sandro's on it. Sandro. What
is the game changer? We don't know. The game changer comes in at 27 minutes. We've got
25 seconds. Why didn't you get Wunters back? Listen, can we stop asking questions? There's
reasons that certain things go on and I'm not going to expose it for the benefit of
That's all I'm going to say, I hope Tyler does well, I hope he doesn't do too well, I hope he doesn't fuck off when he plays this.
There's a poor girl in an LDF, in an LDF, in an LDL shit in the front row blessing.
No one should be forced to wear that shit, it's bad that, that's bad.
Go on, fall out, we love you, fall out.
We do, we love you, fall out.
We do.
Go on, the boy, forever the fight, gifted mate.
Go on, you mad gun.
Thank you very much, mate.
The mic.
He door doesn't shut, he's our hope and brilliant.
Hey, thank you very much.
Why the game changing at 27 minutes?
All right, first time watching ball,
you know what the next thing that happens.
You play 12 minutes of real football,
Then you play three minutes of game changes.
The line, why have we still got the line?
What?
We were getting rid of that.
I'm sure that's, I'm sure we were getting rid of it.
What?
Who's fucking banging?
Well, the line definitely benefits SDS here
because they just need to hold on and defend.
Really, Wax has sent me a message.
Can you come to my show in Salford April the 6th and take me out for dinner?
I'll pay. Ruby Watt's I love nothing fucking more let me message you back.
Let me message your hang on.
Let me see what I'm doing on April the 6th. March, April. No, it's baller league, fuck.
I'll see what time the show is. It's Monday.
right so they need basically if Wembley rangers score from behind the line
they'll laugh at what the fucking hell are they doing what are they what the
hell are they actually doing that's mental
it's one week yeah a ginger ginger Eskimo from the temple of a god Eskimo
thank you very much mate well I'm not wearing a suit I've not got changed yet
Peter Pan's calling Matt, he's gonna get a chicken burger, get a fill on his own, get a kind of gravy, get some mozzarella poppers.
When will they arrange for a loser, I reckon?
Go on, Tech, throw it up on the other things to me, go on, the fucking boy.
Thank you very much, mate, it's the atmosphere, usually like the Emirates.
Yeah.
Nah, I mean, I'm sure you're not gonna get more full for other than that, but the early weeks, because obviously it's brand new, it's fresh,
The the floor seats are always the ones to go first and then we'll see what ever happens
Ginger I'm in the crowd you look fit as fuck from here. Oh gay. Whereabouts in the crowd are you calling just out of curiosity?
Yeah, the ones on the floor always go first
Got it. No, he's gonna get
We need to get the ball back quick
I'm keeping an eye on the clock here. So they're keeping the clock going, but then they've stopped it
So they've wasted three seconds. I'm just curious to what are we stopping it when the ball goes out or what?
I just want to know that's all just so oh fucking out
Any chance the Wembley range is turning up today fucking alien
Sort you may oh
The fact these are one season two and I've come on and scored 100% fucking goal ratio to game ratio fucking shows up since season two
Go on Lee Roy. Okay, mate
Any child at the F defending well there five at the back
from that
I thought he was offside, I can't lie, I did think he was offside, let's have a look.
I'm not sure he's fucking there well she's sure he's on the vice of the copper box tonight
but I hope it's his last night he's gonna be like that all night.
We've got an offside fucking old juju.
Is this a new ref?
I don't think there is any new refs I reckon I did from last year last season let's have
a look here is there an offside shot gets taken no oh great.
great challenge there from Chiakit.
Nah, I know why he's done that fair enough.
I mean, if Wembley Rangers can get another hero
or even score one from behind the line.
The third goal stands, here we go.
Section 110, that means four goals to me, mate.
Just tell me where about in the ground.
Here we go, three, two, three, 28 seconds,
I've got a pre, oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
He's out the box!
Was he out the box then?
I can't believe they've wasted that chance.
They've got oppressive, you have to press him.
I can't believe they've just wasted that chance.
Here we go, Max.
Gotta get a shot off it.
What are they doing?
What the fuck are they doing?
Oh, here we go.
United aka Gold, what's Gold but it's Team Corp again?
Gold Devils
What was it?
Yeah Gold Devils, Gold Devils and Deportrio are coming out now
That should be interesting to see what's going on
A couple of people in Arsenal shirts have noticed
It's fucking sad to see. No one should be made to wear that.
It should be very intriguing. Bilal obviously turned us down to go with Gold Devil, so with a great respect, I expect some big things there.
He'll go to the World Cup now.
So it should be very, very interesting.
It is currently six o'clock, Goldbridge will be on very, very soon. Let's go and see how he tested that fact.
I'll text Chaz that we can go and go around and test the backpack, see what we can do here.
When I come back, please mate.
If we go so far it, the server should be on.
Perfect, second ingest, just making sure we're good chat.
Chaz, we've got that message.
You know, Bilal, so we went for Bilal, and then obviously he went to Gold Devil, so we'll see what's going on there.
Naxi, 23, mate, go on the boy. Thank you very much, man. Thank you, bro.
Also, I don't know why, but my chat isn't on streamlabs, so I've had to pop it up there. Do you know how to get it up on streamlabs?
I don't know.
No idea why it's happening, never on the happens.
Aiden, 28, go on the boy. Thank you very much, Aiden mate.
I heard Ronaldo is there to watch Barley.
Ronaldo, um, Cristiano Ronaldo, is he gonna be here?
uh christiano Ronaldo i think now yeah he might be he might he might be yeah he might he might
be nipping down he could be what a GDPR mean it means a load of fucking bollocks mate from being
talked to us with you Michael bristadou da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
about Goldbridge.
I'm the same at home and the Chastle is weird, isn't it?
I'll be alright for now, I'll just now look into it.
But yeah, I'm trying to think here.
Wait, so who do we want to win here, chat?
Micah or Goldbridge? It's a tough one, isn't it? Because me and Micah have got a fucking great relationship.
But Goldbridge is also a good friend of mine.
Tough one, that.
Is Micah here? If Micah's here, I'm gonna go Micah.
I just want to remind everyone, listen, me and Micah don't see eye to eye on United.
But I do like Micah as a person.
Oh, well, yeah.
I was gonna call him Brent then, but I thought, no, we won't.
I'm not, you know what I mean? I'm not like that.
Thank you very much, Dave. Thank you very much for the 100-pins, love.
How bad is that? You can just leave it off if you want it. I'm not, it's not happening.
Jack, can you hear that? I think I can.
People I'll play for last season 26 is but John Terry obviously left. So my career is here. I've not seen it
Make gold devils have got some really small player he's warming up if he's agile and on it he could be not
It's gonna be joy be so funny if go breezes up against beats and no
I'm gonna fucking piss myself. I'm gonna piss myself
You get the backpattern, mate. Thank you.
Go on, Paul. Seven to sixteen, mate.
We're going to go and watch you call it.
Oh, I'm going to go on Mason's message, mate.
That's what you said.
You're good, Mason.
Go on, Zane.
We're going to go on the boy.
Thank you very much, mate. On pity point, we've got...
Watch you call it.
I just a zoo can be a zookeeper should I RL it yes, I've already fought by that
But they wouldn't let me do it 10 to 113 may s 31 717 run a 10 to 116 as well man. Thank you very much
Going in the crowd to see anyone specifically. I'll go around and say hello and do what I normally do
Karen to the 13
Micah and story to say okay fairs
Mike is not a prime FC. Mike can fucking shut the fuck up mate because he's just as bad as prime FC
Actually he's not to be fair because JJ stabbed Simon in the back
Listen there's three players that stabbed Simon in the back. I'll say two of them for three people. Sorry JJ
the sniper and
Toby bull and every time I see him. I'm just gonna say oh you got your knife on you
Yeah, obviously
Probably not the best thing to say considering where we are.
Got me fucking off.
You watch that.
Two, two, one, that's a basher.
You've got to use that one.
Why?
I think it's easy to navigate this way.
Fine, con of ward and telling me, ah, yeah, I won't be doing that mate, but I shall.
And then that's racing, so then.
Rising ball is invited you to collaborate. Why am I on rising ballers? I get it. I
Guess it
Wireless lights or boom lights
You see our street from it, I'm gonna go for a piss right chat. I'll put the screen off for a minute
Go for a piss and then we'll go IRL and go
So yeah, I think team is really important for us, really, really important for us.
Matt Creeper-1, it's important to get off to a big win today.
What do you think is the key to your team getting three points on Matt Creeper-1?
There we go, there we go, that's better.
Right, basically, you can't hear the audio because, um, well, it's fucking shit.
So we're gonna go for a pitch chat, they're back in a minute, alright?
One minute.
Hello, hello, fuck off, I'm in no worries bro.
Yo, we ain't starting this again bro.
You okay?
Dude, I can't.
Water!
Water!
Oh shit.
Aways.
Oh shit!
Go on.
shit right there
is that good as some shit?
what the fuck
what the sound are the chatty just said there's no sound
give them shit
yo yo
He's gonna lose now. He's gonna fucking lose.
Yo, why is Guby's looking fucking aura though? Holy aura.
Holy aura.
There's gloves today. Of course I've got my gloves today.
Yeah, it's really like any players that had like, um, much more than any new players.
I'm getting the job, I'm getting the job, I'm getting the job, I'm getting the job,
thank god.
I'm getting the chat off, I'm getting the chat off, thank you.
That's right.
Hang on a minute.
I'm out of the case, this is the Wi-Fi.
That's going to be fun, innit? Connected to the Wi-Fi, when the Wi-Fi shifts.
Hang on a minute, I think we're alright.
Oh, what's the password? Hang on.
Oh, there you go.
It's me.
W reference.
It's me.
Jumping in the water like this.
Jumping in the water like this.
Jumping in the water like this.
I think I've just heard a kid shout 6, 7.
People, this is school.
They all chill, bruh.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Shout is packed.
You can take it off the water but you can't make it fuck a fish, since you get the trim.
Cheers Wassil, cheers mate.
Alright chat, let's go to the backpack, hopefully all goes well.
you
Hello, can you hear me?
Hello, can you hear me a bit?
Testing, testing, one, two, three.
Let it catch up, hopefully you can hear me a bit.
The W's, we're on. Perfect. What are you?
That's a change of fucking audio chat.
That's great, perfect. Hello chat.
Right, okay, let's go.
I see who we can see, who we can bump into, who we can interview, right.
Very minor the game going on, so we've got Goldbridge is on versus Micah.
Well, should I get Micah halfway through the game?
Do you want to tip me with Micah?
Yeah, just in case. I'll just, I'll put it in your pocket.
I'll put it off and I'll sort of be packing it in.
And then when you're going to get it, I'll just turn it off.
That's right. Right.
So...
How the fuck have you got this gig ladies and gentlemen, it's Lawrence. Hello there mate,
okay? You know I'm fully aware mate. Yeah, no I'm aware. Don't worry. So I'm going to
have to say, we'll whack the mic on. Try not to get cancelled again. Where's this all coming
from? Sorry, hang on. Sorry.
I'm trying to get a tech, right?
Yeah.
We're still learning.
That's still there.
It's all right.
Lawrence.
What's going on here?
Sorry, what is actually happening there?
I'm just live streaming.
Yeah, OK, right.
Just checking.
Yeah.
So Lawrence, I would ask the question everyone's at wondering.
Yeah.
How have you got this gig?
I'm just mates.
I'm mates with big YouTubers.
How do you think I directed the Bobboys trailer thing?
Just because you went, yeah, yeah, yeah, you were around.
Yeah, that's right.
It's not through talent, is it?
It's not.
That's the nice tracks, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
You look very, you look very suave.
Do what? I might even try to make an effort today.
No, you can tell, but you look good.
I do.
If I can be complimented.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You work here at Goldbridge.
Yeah.
How long have you been working with Goldbridge?
A couple of years now.
Right.
And how are you finding it?
Really great.
He's a great guy.
You have to say that.
Why?
He's paying wages.
I love how you say paying his wages.
That wages you think he's paying me.
What do you think is going on here?
No worries.
We know what happens there.
We know what happens.
Come on.
We know what happens there, we know what happens, come on.
Sorry, you say you have some sort of...
Like, they win out there because I'm in here.
Exactly, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.
I've obviously been a Liverpool fan.
Okay, and Gold Devils, which is a club built on Manchester United.
Wait, are you not playing today?
No, I'm not playing.
Why?
I'm just playing this one more time.
Yeah, I think you're starting to press me.
It's like, tell me your name, where do you come from?
I'm James Rose from Chorley.
Right, OK. And you used to play for United?
I did.
And you're on the bench for Gold Devils, so talk to me what's going on.
I'm not on the bench, I'm letting them scorn it.
Not today.
Not today.
Not today. There's always next week.
There is.
And the week after, always next week.
What?
Nah, I think he's just resting me, I think.
I think you'll need to let...
Right. See what can happen first.
See what can happen first.
Well, he's new to it anyway, so give it a week, show what you've got,
and then he'll be all right.
Yeah.
Any tips?
Well, considering I'm probably best all-to-game racer in violin, yeah, take your fucking chances, that's how I like it.
Good advice.
Thank you very much. I'm a fucking top one, lads.
Yeah, I'm new to it, I'm new to it.
The quality, just stay there for a minute or I'll have a look at the backpack.
Yeah, I wonder why it is that bad.
I mean, it's not that bad. It's watchable, do you know what I mean?
And then in here, it's SDS.
Unfortunately, no one gives a fuck.
And then here behind the scenes
Is there an echo?
25? or 2?
Yeah I know
Or 2 chat?
Because I feel that I'm missing that
Go on Suzie young man
Thank you very much
Which other game should we go?
Suzie thank you for the 25 love you
You're a fucking legend
Oh my god what a barb
Full bridge
Can we get in a fucking masterclass here
First game in
Oh my god set it back
Lots of luck here
Hey Suzie thank you for the 25 love you
I can't absolutely imagine, hey thank you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you, it's not watchable, and yes it is mate, stop fucking playing chess
and we've got behind the scenes of what's actually going on, how is that not watchable, are you fucking alright?
and is it not watchable because you happen to be fucking blind mate?
fucking speedy window, oh my god, oh shit, Defra-Trial sign, sassy, great player, great player
We'll go this way, we'll go this way. Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, go ahead.
Oh, I won't, you've actually never seen these bits, have you?
You enjoy fitting up with a lie? Thank you very much, I love angry.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
There you go.
It's alright.
Oh, look at that, that. This is interesting.
Yeah, but we've actually still got all connections.
Well, it might just be my connection to the phone.
It'll be my phone connection, thank God.
So, we should be alright, we should be back home.
You okay, mate, yeah?
I'm good, thank you, mate.
You too, mate, you too.
You okay? I'm good, man, yeah?
Yes, mate, yes.
You okay, brother, yes?
yes please mate thank you very very much oh I'm coming through your live
stream is that okay okay sweet okay yeah okay I'm good
You have to listen to me, wasn't it?
Come to bring your fossils.
Absolutely mate.
I love a date.
I had him with chunks.
Thank you.
Ramadhan Mubarak.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
There's a little pit man in him.
All the time.
Yeah, always.
I'm looking at some weird ones.
I didn't know there was a hip in it.
Alright.
The blood is breaking fast.
Hello mate, are you okay?
He's not the best one for me at the moment.
He is the best one for me.
Thank you very much.
I have to take you there.
You okay now?
You good?
I'm good man. Right, it's all I thought. I think we took it over to a streaming booth.
Maybe I'm going to give you a picture, but I've always been there. It's one one.
But if we walk through here, we've got to change in rooms. You okay mate, yeah? I'm good mate.
Thank you bro, you too.
Who's that for?
That's the fairtide.
What the fuck has he got planned?
Fucking hell!
You tell you've got a fucking good budget.
Jesus Christ!
Oh, is that yours?
Oh, one left.
Always going to be so round.
This is the changing rooms.
We're not gonna go in there because we're not in there yet.
I wonder who we're gonna bump into.
The nightmare!
KSI!
Who's the fucking nightmare? I hope I'm dreaming.
Let me tell you something.
He's where all the shit players are.
Okay, okay.
Just drop something mate.
He's fucking on it! I like that! He's on it!
He's on it, he's on it, you okay mate?
Loving the sideburns, fucking lovin' mate.
He's on it, I like that.
He's fucking well on it.
He just tells you to shut up.
So what that actually means is when we play him,
I'm gonna fucking get him.
With F there, but it's all right
because we're gonna hopefully come back in a minute.
Good to know where we F.
I mean we F, but we only F for a second.
That's not that bad.
Pretending he knows everyone, why are we being weird?
Bit weird.
You okay mate?
Very good, thank you mate.
You okay brother mate, yeah?
The score's on the door, is it? It's actually one more at the minute.
Well it's not even in there.
When my wife and I called, that had gone down.
The score's in the upper drill.
It's a one more.
It's happening.
Yeah, you happy you left, but...
It's tough to play the game, he's tough to play the game.
He's tough to play the game.
You know what I'm playing, but he's doing alright.
Yeah, he's doing alright.
He's very good.
What's that sorry?
You don't have to film one of us.
What do you say?
That's me.
I believe you are changing rooms.
I think it's mine.
I don't think it's mine.
Sorry?
I don't think it's mine.
It's actually my ass though, right?
Uh, I mean...
I don't think it's mine.
I mean, you put up an 8 and you're fucking it inside.
I was fucking it up.
You know what I'm saying?
A double.
Double.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think it's mine.
I'll tell you what.
I was fucking off.
I don't wanna stop you off.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, you're like the Phyllis.
What do you do with the post?
I'll run all the way through.
lap of Barley. So can we also please learn a new thing that we need to do, right? A new
thing that we need to do. An F is when it cuts and you can't see the stream. It freezes,
it goes to a black screen or it goes to clips. We're going to make a new one up. Spam P if
it lags. P if it lags. If it lags, spam P if it f's spam F. That's what we need to go.
I would never promote Spamming L in my chat mate, he's always a W.
Even that itself is watchable, I've perfectly fine that.
I'm a Samsung, perfectly fine.
So we're all right.
Now we've got two minutes, two minutes until our time.
Oh, until the game changer.
So women being one-one, I've took you around.
Spamming L now, I'm just going to take the phone out.
Who are you?
Do you?
Do you think you're a faggot?
No, I'm a faggot.
No, you're doing not.
Where's Callum?
Let's go there, go and speak to Callum.
Let's go and speak to Callum.
I'll be sitting there, let me tell him what I said.
Okay mate, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay mate, yeah.
This is a bit different than that.
What do you, must go on, I don't know.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
I think we're making three versus three.
Three versus three.
Crazy.
Very interesting.
You're okay, man.
All right, mate.
All good, man.
You've got to be looking like that.
You've got to be looking like that.
I've got my own parade.
For what?
Champions League, mate.
We're fucking back, mate.
Right, this is your blue book.
Of course you can mate, yeah?
No problem.
Is it your birthday?
Happy birthday mate, no worries.
It's so funny though, because he doesn't want any new clothes.
I'm like, we can make one of that and he's like,
it ends.
It was my correction.
Great question.
It's live.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, extra teamio.
You okay, yeah?
You want to have a go?
It's certainly French.
I've not brought it.
Are you in there, sweet?
Thank you so much mate, I appreciate it, yeah we're live here.
How can I get a steam picture?
Of course you can, yeah.
You've made my year.
No worries mate.
You're ok right, yeah?
You're ok man.
You're ok.
Call him.
You talk to me.
What's this?
Cardio.
Ooh, don't smell like it.
It's not, it's strong bones.
It's strong bones.
It's not a thing.
It's not Robbinsons.
Oh, here we go, Bilal. Bilal who's on, and he chose to leave us.
I didn't want to watch him. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
CPL has got the right option here. Did he choose gold, devils, got himself the cornerball?
He's devils, I tell you. I don't know. Yeah, it seems to watch more if you have their help.
I've had mine already. What did you go for?
I went for... Can you believe, sorry, just to cut the...
Yeah, we're going to take the dates off.
Well, yeah, that's not how we've done it.
Absolutely.
The cheese beans are just going in my mouth.
I can't argue with that fucking beef.
Yeah, that's really good.
So, actually, on the picture, we've got Josh Harrop,
Mike Albright, and here comes Josh Harrop!
Grave saved!
That's a great...
Celebration.
He's got a...
He's got a...
When did he do that?
He must die in 2017.
Yeah, I'm on the island.
14.
Who's that?
Who's that?
Let's see what's going to go on here.
Place it out wide, goes for the shot, great save.
You've got to feel there's going to be a fair few penalties at the minute.
Look at the camera man, he's got a left, yeah?
Come on, come on, fucking beat the camera.
Yeah, Mark Albright in place for Michael Richards.
I can't wait to go over half time just fucking, sorry.
You did not go?
I'll let you fucking stand up.
He's back on, eh?
Cutting back, Mark Albright in the last picture mark, first time goal, great save.
Mark Albright, well he's not in the front of the leader, is it?
Not in the middle, so I wouldn't expect him to do top lot already, so he's probably still
being nervous, like, oh, that's it, why, probably still being a preb.
Yeah, please not, do this shit.
Is this?
I can't say the least.
I think he's going better than you.
I don't.
We'll see what we'll do on the footballing 6-0 side on Wednesday.
Here we go, Bilal.
Drags it wide, thanks for coming out.
No, the video's coming out.
Thanks for putting it inside in bloody Nora.
Oh, that ball of a three back, suck.
Oh, Q-0.
Oh, my God, they've got a drone with you.
We've got a drone with you, mate.
Oh, plus, you know, he's left.
Oh, my God, what a goal.
What a goal.
That is a finish.
You think about the victory, do you think about your games?
No, I'm a player.
Colts used to be on the team, I trust Colts.
I think we'll win.
So what he does is...
He's unique here as well as he's crazy.
He's just key time.
He's just key time.
So what he does is, when I speak to him,
he looks up and he says I speak as I speak.
When I don't, every time...
So what's your name, Mike?
In the United Logs, you'll see it because I'm passionate
I'm passionate and I don't swallow much right because I'm constantly talking.
Say what? Golly is doing you on the bus.
No, I thought right.
Play it back.
First time.
What are you about to do?
They hit us!
Alright, let's take out an option.
What's he drinking?
Right, I've got to think of something.
I'm just saying because you're an eventful child.
I've got a long way to go.
I've got some good jobs.
You haven't yet got offered you at that best.
Oh, here we go, the low on penalty for 3-2.
The grass isn't always greener on the other side.
It's rough there, they'll fix 30 fillers tonight.
I've had people say I'm 3mm depth, which we are.
That's cool, I like that.
You've been cut off already.
You've been cut off already.
Here we go, for 4-1.
For 4-1.
Oh, I should have played the advantage.
Missed anyway, missed anyway.
OK.
All set, all set.
Shall we go and get on to the coffee chat?
OK.
You have a fucking lot of time, mate.
I'll go and get my cat.
Alright, alright.
Warden's good for him. Warden, not fought with him.
He's got both of them in his shoes.
Anyway, moving it on.
You okay?
Good, man.
You?
What, man?
Excellent, I've got.
Yeah, it's up to you to take the game, Jeff.
Okay, mate.
Yeah, I go for it now, yeah.
Yeah, go on with it now, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, it's like the first, actually.
We love the T-Rex, we love the T-Rex.
Are we on the air? Are you okay, brother?
You need a little speed, sorry, mate.
Are we on the air?
Thank you mate.
God save us!
We've got a gun mate.
And I will just say we are alive.
Oh hello!
We're alive, we're alive.
That's my gun actually.
Fucking through the fence tonight.
This one?
Yeah.
I'm helping you calm today.
I've seen worse.
I always start with one calm.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I always start with one car
Yeah, actually last time we were fucked for three times
Wait till week three mate, I'll have the leather gift suit out again
Did you miss that one? I bet he was in a jump rope
Yeah, I was in a jump rope
Oh my goodness, for that one
Yeah, fuck
I was the highlight when I came out, I thought
Yeah, that's a broken up
I wonder why we're broken
The only game you won was when I was away
I did not win this one win last season
What we've got for a new suit, we've got a new blazer, the blazer is the major item of the blazer, so we'll see what happens, I'm trying to basically be a major item of the blazer, so if you're looking at it under the season, you're a character available as well.
It's available as well.
Can we say this on camera?
We're 31, we're going to be downwind.
We're creating downwind.
If I get to do this, it's great.
What do you think it seems so far?
KG.
KG.
I think it's a show team.
Team Portillo's Galactico.
There's no guarantees.
I know they're winning now, but there's no guarantee.
They're going for the game changer.
Wembley and SDS.
I wouldn't probably say we lost it, would I?
Yeah, thank you.
You won't really tell until, like, it's pretty big ball.
No, that's fine.
So you didn't do anything much wrong?
They look quite similar to our season.
That's good, if anything.
I've looked at their starting team, a couple of them, it's the same for our season.
It's a good couple of us, doesn't it?
I think I'll be confident.
I'm hopeful that we can get off some of this car.
For the Aussie, there's only two teams that have won five in a row of barns who've taught us.
Yes.
Is it FTS?
Yes, it's FTS.
I'm looking at it like...
It's important to get to a good start.
Last year against 26 lbs.
Well, Jesse did give him two goals, to be fair.
And a big game of dessert.
Big game?
Back!
Thanks for rockin'.
No, he joined Ruckus, so good bunch of fucking Ruckus.
Well, hang on, thank God.
I'm happy with this one.
Well, no question, mate, but he fucking chose it.
You've got to say that.
I'm happy, I promise.
I just said that, I told him that we weren't going to go out.
Obviously, he turned us down, went to Goldbridge.
Next one, I was in it.
I saw Goldbridge in there.
Yeah, that's what I meant to say, because obviously I didn't know who he was.
And he's coming in, he's coming in every day.
Yeah, he's got a lot of suit on, a lot of jacket on.
He's not going to be bigging about my fashion, he comes in looking like Prince.
He comes in looking like Prince.
That's the way I see him be taking fashion advice from me, isn't it?
All right, man.
Oh, no, he's a good guy.
Nah, he's cool.
When we play with him, it's all hell breaks loose.
Really?
Yeah.
He's seen like a nice guy, man.
What's up with Butcher as well?
Needs.
Needs.
How long is the outfall?
Next week is back.
Oh, OK, that's good.
I think yours, Bozzy's away.
Bozzy's away.
What you could have played today?
Not worth the rest of it.
Not worth the rest of it.
Not a weak one.
That's where we're good this year.
Yeah.
We've got Kavir in Bayley.
We've got Josh there.
Josh.
Pablo.
I'm with James, man.
You OK, mate?
Yeah.
This is Mr. and Mokku.
This is Pablo and Mokku.
This is James.
Thank you for playing for us, mate.
Fluin today?
Fluin from where?
I live in some world, there was a train train train
You were a train? How long was that?
Two years
I was at Turkey at the same time for four, it took me four hours to get in, I live in Turkey, Manchester
It sums it up, didn't it?
Yeah, fuck yeah, hell
It took me two hours from London, I live in London, this is the end of the shit right now
Josh, Jin
You okay mate?
I'm fine, you?
Thank you, you understand?
No worries, mate
This is my first time in a while
So, I understand the half of it.
As you saw, SDS brought the crowd for the first game.
It was fucking jam-packed for it was booming.
Oh, Kearn Hell's fire.
Yeah, heard the muffs.
Whose band is that up there?
Who's what?
It's an orange, they've got drums and trumpets.
It'll be a yellow one.
How's that?
Yeah, I think it's on him.
Have they trained your kit?
You know, I've got an orange hat.
Oh yeah, I've got an orange hat.
Oh, it'll be JJ, kind of, soon.
Yeah, how about that.
The drums, the trumpet, saxophones, the sport, man.
Have you got the football?
We'll see.
He's got enough players.
He's built a squad based on a tap.
Well, that will go one way or the other.
They will either implode with the amount of egos that they've got,
or they'll absolutely buff everyone,
which I don't know, I don't think it's possible.
It's also like, you've got an ego in your players,
when your manager's got an ego as well.
Well, I don't think he goes well, but we'll see what happens later.
I saw his speech. It was a good speech to me there. JJ Speaks Webb.
He put it on the crime Instagram. It was good.
I've not followed that. I've not followed Key and Shane. You'd better not follow him. You can watch him.
I'll watch him. I don't need to follow him.
Don't need to follow him.
Right, I'm going to keep on going around, but thank you very much.
What time are you going to change your rooms?
Seven.
Seven which change your rooms
We could go we've got P a little bit there, but we'll see I don't know why this time I mean
I don't understand why you're
What's up? You've lost me lots of inviting these areas out each other and also
So, clears.
Now even my Wi-Fi's gone,
or the stream's gone.
I've got a feeling it needs to be at my Wi-Fi.
That's a good time.
Yeah.
Perfect.
At least we know that it needs to be at my Wi-Fi.
You okay?
You okay, mate?
I'm good.
You good?
I'm very good.
Thank you.
Yeah, we're streaming.
Oh, I've seen things on the camera, mate.
You missed Salinas.
You said it.
Fuck you, how?
Oh, is he not one of them?
I don't understand, you know.
Okay, okay. So Steph Toby,
all standing in the back, and Jay Jay standing in the back.
And Jay, that was the last one.
The rest of the row.
And then Simon Sidney.
I don't blame him, because everyone watched out on him.
I said it was him.
It's bad that, Steph, you're a f***ing prick.
Toby Bolt, don't do that.
Toby Bolt, I'm gonna f*** it, I told you I got back to the grief so bit.
You're a f***ing thug, mate.
But when I see him, I'm gonna say that.
Yeah, so be it, mate.
Jett as well.
He said, nothing, I don't want to jett his.
There he goes, alright, alright, alright then.
You okay, mate? Yeah, you alright, yeah?
Yeah, it's alright, yeah.
Oh, we peed a little bit, we peed a little bit.
We got a pee, we got a pee.
We definitely peed in there, we definitely peed in there.
You okay, mate, yeah?
Yeah, it could be every corner to be fair, but at the minute we're all right, but yeah,
I'll be honest, we're really bad from the top people, I'm fucking honest, it makes me
fucking sick, but we will get fucking justice for Sam, we will get justice.
We start in the stream.
Okay mate, I'm good man, you okay yeah?
All right.
Let's go back to the booth for just watching this game.
Who's on next chat?
Well, we've got 20 minutes and then we've got to go changing rooms.
Cheers, mate.
There's some initiations that are going on, and stuff like that.
So we'll go in there, see what's going on, and go from there.
Oh, it's Prime FC.
You smell it.
You smell the fucking brown envelopes, the backbounds.
It's all going off here.
Fucking stinks of the back end of this, doesn't it?
Fucking stinks of this, it makes me sick.
All right, yeah, three-one, three-one depth of trail,
so it's probably not the best.
Oh, not the best, not the best after goal break,
but we'll see what happens.
Right, let's get back on to the end.
So, we're still on the camera there, so bear with me chat, I don't think you can see me
now.
I don't want to spend how we left.
Yeah, we're good, you're back.
Yeah, we're good, you're back.
And then, so let me go...
When I go on Second Ninja, they should just flip back to what we were showing on Streamlabs.
Oh, it's not... Okay, there we go.
Why was that not live?
Second Ninja, now.
Should be okay, chat. Are we good?
It should be alright now, chat.
Just depends on the effect.
No worries, mate.
There we go. I'm not sure what went on there. Very well.
Very good.
Oh, here we go.
Good luck trying.
You're trying to get Micah after the first game.
See what you've seen.
That's Dorwich.
We're on tell-it, we're on tell-it.
Right, have a drink.
Can you spit?
I mean, Gold Devils have really got a go for it.
Departure, I've got another corner.
If they get another corner, they've got a...
they've got a penalty as well.
Right, that was a...
Of course they have a challenge they want to confront me
The mic's on Max, there you go
Oh, Jets, okay, I'm with you
Yeah, yeah, should be good now mate, thank you
Yeah, yeah, thank you mate
This is cold because I can't see where the ball really is.
There we go. Run, tell it, run, tell it, there we go.
So, Toby Bultjag trained with Simon on the Wednesday.
You know what? I'm not going to say it's actually in case nobody wants it out there.
Ah, fuck it. If Toby, I don't get what he wants to be fair.
I don't know if what Simon so I'll leave it for now, but let's just say some serious fucking backstabbing
Makes me sick to the back of me through
Oh corner oh
They've not given corner. Oh my god
Surely you've got a challenge that have they already used the challenge is anyone though. Oh my goodness. How's that not a corner?
That's mad I can't lie that's probably should have been a corner. Yeah, I love it
How you all say just tell us just tell us the fuck say what it is not my business to say
Let's have a look bearing me one minute chat all around the goalkeeper cuts it back for one
Gold devils have had an absolute fucking howl of a start, howl of a start.
Get Simon on the pitch, oh that'd be so good.
Oh my night, yeah I wouldn't do it.
Oh my god.
Um, right.
Also, can I...
Goalbreak should have challenged the corner, but he didn't and now he's paid the price
because he didn't have to go because of it. Plus Departure, I've also got one more corner
and they've got a penalty, so it ain't the best look. Perfect. Let me message and find
that when me pants are. Can you bring them to the please? Oh, beautiful. Great tackle.
Oh, that could be bad that could be bad
That's definitely two minutes
I think that could be a fucking couple of weeks out that if it's as bad as it looks oh
I think that
Great tackle, I thought you got the ball personally, but then looking back at it
Oh fucking hell ball did he fuck pardon me?
My apologies it turns out I was wrong. I am human you get me
Who keeps moving me fucking camera?
A two-minute suspension not a good start not a good start for Goldbridge
Tough tough take the office that
I mean, it's a free kick outside the box.
Oh
All bright and all back on I'm a that wall is not set up anywhere where it needs to be
He's gonna kill that round and go keepers. It's just gonna kill it on the wall. That's an awful wall. I
Mean talk about knowing your stuff
What the fuck was that?
I'm not even joking.
That wall could be one of the worst walls I've ever seen in my life.
Bilal's out hiding his face.
I would be if I chose to be 5-1 down on the first day of the ball of league as well.
I don't know, I think that Alan got confused there, you normally do that when you score
a goal, not concede one.
Five-one down on your big day-out, five-one down on your big day-out, five-one down on
your big day-out.
Tough take the office there to be Gowby today.
I don't know where that, I don't know where that and I shouldn't put that up sorry Mark have you heard that?
You alright?
Oh Lawrence can hear me because I forgot
Yeah, well, can I tell you something you should do probably not can see five goals any fucking dick
Yeah, and so you tell your goalkeeper you're in a position your wall so you can block the ball not open the goal up for him
No, what do you do Laurence? That's what I'm wondering
Sit and watch I'm fucking out good luck to you mate
I'll keep it down mate, I won't chat anymore, it's alright.
Okay now.
That's Tasey, you got that?
Tasey's good, yeah, Tasey's good, yeah, Tasey.
Five, one down on your big day out!
Five, one down on your big day out!
What's up?
I thought you were great, I missed that.
Thank you, well, thank you, I appreciate that a lot.
So what? So we're 7.5 million people above it?
Estimated.
Estimated, sorry.
Sorry.
But no, it's not anything about that.
We're here for ballery.
And as you saw, you won't be here for very long.
Good chat.
Good chat, good chat.
But sometimes you've got to throw it in there, don't you?
You've got to be proud.
I can't lie, I did watch a clip on TikTok last night of me walking over the bridge.
I was just there and I just went, what the fuck?
How has that happened?
So yeah, crazy. Well, I'm gonna minute. What's this?
Alfie, give it a 10 months mate. Come on Alfie. Dark monster. Give it a 19 mate. Thank you very very much
mate. Aaron has stepped down and slagged off the whole club and said it's a shit hole.
Well that's Aaron's way of doing it at first.
I mean, I'd have stepped down anyway. It's one-on-one. Here we go. This is where Bilal
could really pull it back. This is where Bilal could really pull it back here. Goodness,
goodness me. Has anyone got the stream up as well as my stream?
I'm just wondering how has anyone got mark stream up how was the mic then how was the
mic been on mark if you're watching on sky it's a different like this is where we wanted
below this is where he can shine are we gonna see it oh oh dear he's gone for
the Trevella oh my god that was a fucking waste
get portrayal I wise you're rushing it by the way what's our I stepped down I
would it was the chairman weren't it he was the chairman of Daisy over he stepped
down Matt 7 of 32 thank you very much Matt go on the boy thank you bro the
The LL goes for it. Hit the bar. Take your time. You should have gone for it. Fair enough
he hasn't though. Mark's mic's been quiet but it's a story I've been alright. That's
the main thing. Why? Because he's doing what's best for the club and they weren't 100% listening.
here we go Thomas what wow what a goal hey what a goal that is by the way that's
jet what a goal that is that's unbelievable what a finish
Bilal, you think we're doing crossbar challenge?
What a finish that.
6-1 down on your big deal, 6-1 down on your big deal, 6-1 down on your big deal, 6-1 down on your big deal,
your fucking shit!
your fucking shit!
your fucking shit!
your fucking shit!
Final Four!
you're having that laugh!
Final Four!
you're having that laugh!
Final Four!
you're having that laugh!
I was just saying, do you want me to drink something?
No, I've got my drink.
I'm kind of fed up, I can't even tell.
Thank you, thank you.
Baller League, you're having a laugh!
Baller League, you're having a laugh!
Thank you very much.
Fucking tough day at the office to be a fucking gold devil's fan today.
Fucking tough day.
ASM 517, we've got to go on the boy. Thank you very much mate, that was Lawrence, yeah.
I'll go check you after this game.
Here we go.
Oh, 30 seconds left to go, it's been a close game,
this one I wonder who's going to win.
I can't say that was that ball.
Oh, hey!
We scored, Echo!
We scored, Echo!
We scored, Echo!
We scored, Echo!
We scored, Echo!
We scored, Echo!
We scored, Echo!
It's only 6'2".
It's only 6'2".
Oh, shit, much you big.
Please, hold me, six, two!
Right, let's go back on the camera.
Let's go get changed, and let's go to the change...
Oh, I'm going to change in a minute.
I might as well wait, because they've got to get changed.
They've got to do initiations, they've got to do all that stuff.
And we're not on to a quarter past eight.
Or they're doing this fucking shit thing.
Right.
I mean, this is a great plan.
I'll show you, you should watch this, you should tune and watch it.
Sorry.
Soft day to be a Goldbridge fan.
Soft day to be a...
Is that the third game or the second game?
Was that the first?
That was the second or third, yeah.
It's the second game, yeah.
Yeah, second.
So you've got...
They're going to do this, then Prime are going to play,
Then it's pity point and then we're on.
Excuse me.
Wow, okay, fair, fair, but let me get it.
Let's go full cam for a minute, Jack.
Let me reveal the plaiter.
Okay.
Yes.
Can you guys, can you go over there, please?
Yeah, please.
That's our type at the day.
Well, he's not a drunker.
Quite sure.
What the fuck is that soup?
I did take one for the United Fathers.
Now then, to reveal the Blazer.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have the official Manchester United player-manager Blazer.
That is fucking unbelievable.
And on the inside, goes my United.
So that's what we're going to be wearing, unless we lose, I'm going to change it next week.
But that's what we're going to be wearing today.
Shit club.
That's what we're going to be wearing.
So we'll see how that goes today.
It goes shit.
You won't be wearing it for the rest of your life.
And, fucking unbelievable club.
Absolutely fucking unbelievable club.
So that's what we're going to be wearing today.
I've got my pants there.
I don't know what Lawrence is saying, the best club, exactly.
I wonder if Goldbridge comes in, I'd love him to come in, I've fucking got a few things
to say.
Right then, let's expose the backstabbers, there's one thing you don't do, it's backstab
my fucking best mate Simon Minter, aka Miniminter, aka the fucking goat.
Jek didn't even tell Simon that he was leaving. He just fucked off for money.
Backstabber, stuff. Backstabbed, went for money. Can't remember if he told him or not to be honest.
Ridiculous. Then it comes down to Tobey Bull. Tobey Bullchart did the shoot with
of Erling Haaland said he didn't want to make any rush decisions, then within the hour jumped
ship for money to go to Prime Fc. Make it make sense. Loyalty, dignity, respect, all
fucking gone for a shit drink and then you've got KSI the nightmare they call him some calling
a twat what a backstabbing prick what it should be it shouldn't be prime FC it should be slime FC
Because they're slimy. Disgusting. Disgusting.
And the Serbian sniper, they call him. The Serbian stabber.
That's his new name. Back stabbing. Makes me sick. Makes me sick.
That happens in football. That happens in baller leagues.
Okay, I've switched up this year. I don't think it's a different one this year, chap.
It's a different one this year.
You're worse. Stab everyone in the back.
Colin White, I don't know if you've just joined the stream and you're in fucking blind and deaf, I'm not sure.
In what way have I ever back-stabbed anyone in Barley? Do you fucking let me know?
She's going for crossbar
Go on go on
So look at that
I think if they cross by they get 500 quid
Oh, I'm not one of you! I'm sorry!
I'm really, I'm ready.
Better than Jake, yeah? Well, that ain't hard.
This defeat is attitude.
Hang on, I'm gonna come out to you.
I've got it.
Oh, I'm gonna minute.
You have to do a little one-two-one here.
No, this is just the group of two-on-two.
You've heard their cases.
They should be.
Even Stevie Wonder's just said,
ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah.
Ah, got it.
Cross-marcher.
Shiona, absolutely loving the tic-tock.
What the fuck? Why is there a full shot on a motorbike?
Bit weird.
Sterling, here we go. Can he make dreams come true and win this year 500 quid?
Oh
Daniel storage in my could do in the rounds the science stuff like that I like that that's proper fucking
That's why I like P2 to my mate jet to the 90 to my mother well, mate Lila to be loving me
I probably would, to be honest. I can't lie.
Rest in peace, Ginger, on the April the 13th, 2026.
That's a very weird thing to say.
I'm going to ban you, so we'll see.
Hopefully not. I probably would fucking hit the crossbar, I can't lie.
I feel sorry for Goldberg, he's the ticking time bomb to Lizzie, it's now over!
I hear him, you had a fucking Aaron Ramsey in your fucking streams!
Sorry about that, I didn't have to fucking let Lawrence know, sorry about that.
Fucking hell, the rest are outside the window, will you fuck off?
Fucking Paltier, you'll break. No one's asked. Get off the camera.
Oh, here we go.
Thuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh!
N5 versus Prime FC.
Fucking hell. JJ's got them knack mercurials on from 2015.
Do you remember them ones with the sparkles in he's got he's gone for he's gone for a full fix tonight
Fucking joke
Karam I'm challenge should not have to pay that's a fucking piss take
I've got a big thing coming.
Yes.
This point I didn't mention Daggers.
Of course.
I've got big things like.
Daggers and Redbridge.
That's a big example.
That's a big example.
That's that.
And then I also said bro.
Think of the cloud bro.
That's true.
Bro, who's cloud like me?
In the league.
In the league.
Tell me.
I'm up there.
I hear it, I hear it.
I'm thinking about all the things I can do, all the videos I can do.
That's true.
Up and on, let's do a...
Ā£1000 punnities.
Prime FC vs Daggers FC.
Oh, football video.
You could do that. Millions of views.
Ā£20,000 on the line.
It's usually the ecosystem, so it's fair.
Do you know what?
The man came...
It's not the eco, it's the eco.
It's the eco.
You can talk about it, you know.
It's a bit of a fair peeper.
He come covered in diamonds.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You know some FFP break you come covered in diamonds
I'm ready for absolute smoke M5 and ass
Whoo, I just want to just to make sure so you're saying ever to all these managers right now that there's nothing fishy going
About your shit dreams
I want to cry some more. I need more tears, bro.
Say that, say that, say that.
Are you not putting undue pressure on yourself because you come here and you build a team
and you don't feel the pressure?
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you.
Here we go.
Here we go.
That makes diamonds and that's what I'm covering to them.
I'll tell you what, I'm about to put the pressure on right now.
I guarantee this equals.
It's all well and good looking at this team and the players that they have.
But now it's time to deliver.
I'm here to tell you right now, JJ, if this team does not win Volley League this season,
this is the biggest failure in the franchise in history of the world.
I love what you're trying to do, I love what you're trying to do.
I love what you're trying to do, I love what you're trying to do.
It's a big, big welcome!
It's a big welcome!
Bro, I've been telling the boys since the whole time.
The pressure's gonna be there.
All right?
All the ayes, especially me, as the president coming down as a manager.
As the president, he needs to be on the team.
He was about as good as fucking Joe Biden last Christmas.
They're going to kill him!
They must.
Do you know how many times we trained?
How many?
Three, four, five times, bro.
3-4, 5-5, which one was it?
Figo gave the ball in more content than fucking JJ's present.
And he didn't fucking turn up once.
Listen, he said, he said, he said that's not, does he go on now?
He said, he said, he said when he knocks, there's a different sound.
He's not running through, he's trying to say.
To be fair to him, that is true.
It's like rail in the drain.
It's like fucking Dagger to the Red Bridge.
And there's shit.
There's a lot of opportunities there.
So I do understand that front, to be honest.
Because if you see K-Insight, he does videos with Abolity plays.
He gives them a thousand pounds for every penalty they score.
We've got a lot of egos.
A lot of big players. A lot of players used to being the man in their team.
How's that going to work out for them?
I think it can go either way. I'm going to look back to last season of NDL.
And a lot of hype around Niko's side.
And look, they made the final four. They got it together towards the end of the season.
We want our Simon back. We want our Simon back. We want our Simon back. We want our Simon back.
Right, chat. I'm going to quickly go and get changed.
Come on for a bit, please. I'm a nip go get changed and then we'll go IRL and go to the changing rooms. All right
I'll be back in a minute chat. I'll turn it up so you can hear
I appreciate all of that. Thank you.
And he's the formerly president, so...
Hey guys.
...we've been surprised to be able to say he's slid.
I'm not going to be a champ.
Of course, they're announced just days ago.
He's one of them, Sid.
He's a champ.
And they're rostered.
He's absolutely ridiculous.
Steven Sammer of course won the MVP's
in the final season three.
And he won in K-Sides,
picked him up from the offside.
He's done great.
Jesus, Jack, I can't see you, sir.
Yeah!
Fuck off, he's getting us high!
Fuck off!
Come on, Skye!
I'm leaving!
Oh my god, I'm on Skye!
Oh my god, I'm on Skye!
Oh my god!
I'm telling!
Oh my fucking god!
It's all good!
Goal devils XZ!
I can't get it, so...
We all fought together.
Sometimes I feel like I can't, Jay.
I can't look at the team, because this team needs to be won.
My job to study is...
that they say, you better win.
It is a team full of absolute stars.
I am in the seven-fifth franchise.
You're the best one.
You're the best team.
You're from the ground.
I've been playing United SDS, Hattie Basheeks, former then five,
plenty of his current club.
The thing is one of all, Stefan Ilyich.
Hattie's got a score last season for M7, and Saka-san.
Saka-san, where is the end goalie, last season?
He's on the side of the 20 teams to the 19.
But he's on the side of the 20 teams.
He's now signed.
He's not in a franchise contract.
Javon the free-exit.
I'm sorry, just the name of this guy is the least-come-son.
It's a credible team.
Round five.
They only get three players.
Round five.
The rest of the team is completely brand new.
Here are three of them.
Which one?
This one?
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
I can't hear anyone.
I can't hear anyone.
Jalot this one.
Put your guesses for the minute of the first goal and I'll give you a song.
So this one's the non-souls, predicts what minute the first goal goes then, you are
He's shot high five.
The strong boys, the mode of heavy-peak,
on top of the team.
I'm going to do this.
Oh, shit.
Scandari.
Oh, right.
OK.
That's 30 minutes.
8 minutes.
Shit, wait.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit. Oh fuck.
I'm not gonna see.
I'm not gonna see what it furs.
Oh fuck, I didn't think that's true.
Shit.
I think the banner will crash. I've got cracks as well.
Um, okay.
Okay.
George is set to be...
Pop the building that says I did.
What?
I did.
fucking score jet. Oh, by the way,
exclamation mark enter into the giveaway.
Jinj is giving away 10 PlayStation 5.
So exclamation mark enter to join.
If you forget, you will just have to remind him.
Get entering chat.
Exclamation mark enter, www.
Don't be here!
Don't!
Exhibition of our Instagram chat!
We are the last, we are the last.
A lot of first time chatters!
A lot of first time chatters!
Oh fuck it, oh shit!
Oh shit!
Bit too many, this time just a little bit.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, chop.
Ginger's giving away, please.
He's making fire.
Oh!
Easy.
Oh, fuck it.
I think he's out of calls.
Oh!
I love this game.
Oh.
That's a different giveaway, bro.
I have experience of course, but I was thrilled.
I still have experience of course, but I was thrilled.
I still have experience of course, but I was thrilled.
that's a different giveaway bro
that's more like the experience of course
and i still feel like i'm a carniv
that would have been a place for my beloved bride
i was joking, i was joking, i was joking
i was joking, i was joking
i was joking, it's a joke
tWitch, i love tWitch
i love that
tWitch, i love tWitch
everything's doing well
interesting as the g-managers
do every single match
i didn't see tWitch
I don't think this is where GG will be.
Just you directly winning this game.
Corner to travel.
GG bro.
Thank you very much.
Who shall I chat?
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
Yo chat, whose number should I leak?
Yo chat, whose number should I leak bro?
Joking, Twitch.
Chatter six at the top of the stairs and calls themselves the chaser.
Chatter little chat and provide feedback.
Your mum.
We're not leaking any numbers, God.
Literally, can I not have a joke on Twitch anymore?
I hope you're all doing very well.
What does that mean?
Lancer.
Are you okay?
Mum, are you okay?
Yeah, I just like you. You don't see how I can get through.
Oh, yeah, fine, fine. I'll have to go for it then.
Alright, well, I'll take care of it.
Don't worry about it. You too. Yeah, enjoy it.
Right, shall we go change your room?
Chaps, shall we go change your room or shall we watch your half time? What would you prefer?
Suitcase, wine can.
Pat, Pat, Wonka.
Yeah, do that.
Change your room.
Oh, right. I'll tell you what, I'll mess this coxie and see what time he's leaving.
Change your room.
Come along.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
You using this camera for a pitch angle?
No, it's going back to normal, so it's a pitch angle.
It's a good uniform. Take the pitch so you want me, but I've just had the main night in my yard, I'm fucking buzzing.
I'm fucking over the main, mate. So you fucking take the pitch so you want me.
Here we go, come on, M5.
What? I'm not gonna give you a tacho.
What's that, sir?
Dude, I'm nice. Just like that, you're out of a job, so shut the fuck up, quickly.
Screen, screen, screen.
Screen? Oh shit, sorry.
Is that long?
That's his concept.
Er...
Joe Bennett.
He's been up and down constantly.
When we're in the changing rooms it might go a bit pixelated a little bit but obviously we can't help it.
Hopefully you'll be able to watch it anyway.
Especially at the end of the day.
But we'd better than anything we've done in the previous season.
You can't buy this suit, it's gone really tight.
I'm making them now that muscles it's worth.
If you see him like next to each other, HDL or crime, it's like...
Come on, M5.
I think M5 would be good.
So what?
Yeah, he's going to bang it down though.
I can't wait to see in the LT first. I can't wait to play a game, JJ. Can it...
Oh, my God.
Wow. Fat more light than him. Can't. Yeah, cold. It's all right.
Don't put money into that. Yeah. Very interesting.
I hope KCi loses. What he was saying there. What a break.
I'm going to see you off-campus, I know he's very nice, but keep coming back.
I'm not worried about...
Come on mate.
There's noise.
Yep, come on.
And that's gonna make...
I would like a little...
Who do you support?
Do you support Liverpool?
I've got... yeah, but I have to...
I've got a position for the party.
Nice gal's accent, mate.
I'll go 9 out of 10.
The H&M, right, got a different split this year.
This one will go against Alhazard tomorrow, right?
Right.
How many days until you get Alhazard?
Well, Alhazard, that's right.
Locked it up.
In itch.
Right.
So you're a Liverpool fan,
and you want me to cheer against a team that's playing against...
They've got a chance off.
Hello.
You want me to play against...
...to see them play against them a pool?
No listen, I'm telling you, you've got to pass the ball to me.
I can't walk out of the pool.
That's what I thought of you.
Have you had a go there, mate?
Yeah.
What the fuck out of it?
What the fuck are you on about?
You support them a pool?
You won't go to pass the ball to me.
Oh yeah, 100%.
How old are you?
I'm from Ilych.
He's foul.
I'm from Ilych.
And you've been drinking, say your best question.
Yeah, I feel as though you've lost your fucking head mate.
No, because it's an MDL jam.
Yeah, but, oh my god.
Oh, manon!
Yeah, I'm already getting an MDL jam.
But what I will do, if I suggest if you are a Liverpool player, I absolutely will play back.
I'm crying.
Who do you support?
I support that!
She's not one!
I'll see you in a minute mate.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Yeah, that's how I hope.
Take a picture of the screen.
Three, two, one.
How do I get up?
See the map opera case is all turkish nonsense.
Fuck you now.
I love turkey footprint.
So guys, be clear.
Alright, post on Twitch, I'll get back to you.
I'll be right back.
Alright, who challenges what there?
I'll miss that, I'll beat the baby jether.
What we challenging here, what we having a look?
Oh, have they not got a better angle?
Better angle than that.
Let's have a look.
Oh, I don't feel there's enough in that for a penalty.
I don't feel there's enough in that for a penalty.
Soft, very soft.
But then again, it is JJ.
So we could see a penalty here.
What happens if it's a bit too soft?
What?
That conversation right now?
Yeah, I don't know, I've got this job again either, mate, but I'm just happy to be here.
Oh, that's got me kind of sizzling.
No penalty, no penalty.
That's the ref challenge, goal!
The point of that save!
So, Jay, soft, that!
Very soft.
Very, very, very soft.
I thought it was a little bit of a conch out there, but it kind of felt like Zach has had
knew that he was near to get on to get into that pass.
Oh, Goldbridge is next door.
Fuck, you know.
Try and get him in in a minute.
There is the ref challenge.
it's been beat this season so I've got a really really big feeling actually if
I know it's been beat this season
still do it do it. It's time for you to wait for a go. That's the first three games you
see. Oh, and I think she's been played offside. Let's go anyway. J.J. here higher the rest as
he's a friend of him. Wow.
Go on.
I really want M5 to win this.
Great save.
That's a great save for the corner.
Or is that the second corner? I think it's first.
Where Brian Lee plays for Chloe Kelly, but Jesse...
What game's after us, by the way?
What's himself?
What? Oh! Oh, what a block!
Ah, that's one, what was that?
Please get me the background for me, JJ Wancker, there you go.
What a Wancker!
Get out of here, Skye Sports.
He's on the line!
Water in our bed!
But look out for these players!
What an effort he's doing, by the way!
What a block on the line, Mattis!
He's got a second chance, and his best!
He's got a second chance, and his best!
He's got a second chance, and his best!
Mate, having that...
Mate, having the coach and JJ...
The fucking Eagles in that room!
Oh my fucking god!
Don't let the N5s need to knock Rumble!
He's got a second chance, and his best is going to knock Rumble!
oooooh
Senn5 just needs to not crumble there
Look at the United change, how long has it?
3B3, as we just saw in the last first half, getting changed through Deportrilo.
The game has gone well in the first half, but 3B3 takes 34.
That has to be the goalkeeper, but they normally won't win the first half.
The attack is on the 1st half.
Each attack will last a maximum of 30 seconds.
No!
I'm thinking...
...dark suits.
I'm waiting for that one.
Hold the bar.
Kick out another one this time.
Not here, mate.
Hello!
Over to you, M5.
Sounds like Junes, you know.
Go back on the right, Michael Hill.
In the center.
Come on, try to click on the thigh.
I'm sorry, man.
Go back!
I think it's worth a bit more game time as well as that shot.
You've already read it.
There's much watching.
They say it's a big year birthday today.
I'm going to answer the questions.
Oh, Katie Chadwick, are you watching?
Does the mic look like a fat ass?
He passed me it.
I don't know what I'm going to give you.
Someone in traffic sent a podcast, CMC.
You actually have no shit.
There's no way.
Little red bull, it's a red fox.
I'm going to trap myself into a change of chance.
I'm not rid of the trapper centre mate.
I've been trapped in the last time I was in the trapper centre.
A fat bumble, stupid settler in the managerial building that makes.
No, I'm not calling you for that.
Is that a cool one?
I'll actually let you follow up on that.
Why are we all standing here?
Wanted to hear Reeve up. Go on Harrison.
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck you know what's up?
United Blade not yet a slag team. How the fuck have you got that name?
Not yet mate. Uh, United in the next game.
Oh you've got the goal of this one. River Jiggin here you deafo.
Is this Mike Shea?
That's exciting, trying to open up space for my guilt.
Look at that.
Jops.
Oh!
Take it.
Take it.
Great foul, that's a great foul.
That's a great foul, by the way.
That's unbelievable, that foul.
That's a proper foul, by the way.
Proper foul.
Off of two minutes like that, but he had to do it, he had to do that.
Survive 15 seconds, good luck with that one.
Oh my god, what a save!
Oh my god, he's jugged it as well.
Right, Jack, let's go change your rooms, let's go, go, go.
If the audio's a bit shit, give it a minute.
They will buffer.
If we're going to change your rooms, they probably will buffer.
Just bear with it, alright?
We're going to do our best to make sure our fingers are smooth.
And three, two, one. If the mic still works, give it a minute.
Right.
Are we on? Are we on?
We should be on.
Working.
I think we're alright. There we go.
I'm trying to get a chat.
Oh, good, perfect.
Let's go, go, go.
Changing rooms. Let's go this way.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Good, guys?
How are you? I'm good, mate, yeah?
You too. You too, mate.
Good, how are you? I'm good, mate.
Hi, mate.
Hi.
Yes, we're on a different bus here.
We're on a different bus, here.
You're on your way?
Yeah, okay.
Right, we're just going to go back to this for a minute,
we're just going to go to Coler.
We're just going to have a...
We're just going to go back to the other bus.
he's just stopping back to Chattanooga.
It's sort of the back pack out, we're good to go.
We're laughing that little bit for the first bit, so we'll go the other way actually.
I think we're going to find Mark.
3, 2, 1. Are we good? How are we good? That's the main thing. How are we good?
Double using the jab we're good, you can hear me. Yeah, we're good.
Perfect. Let's go with that side.
Ooh, GG World of the Gold Bridge.
Fucking hell!
Well, we're there mate.
First things.
Yeah, fucking welcome to Borley.
Here you are.
It was alright Bray, minutes.
You're awesome mate, you're alright mate. What'd you reckon about him today?
Game changes, each time, yeah.
And, there he is, I can't get out of the way, I'm sure.
Yeah.
That ball, it's in the arm to him.
Yeah.
And he's in the front, front, up, up side.
Yeah.
And it works because you can't get through.
No you can't.
And then you make mistakes.
Yeah.
They hit you on the counter.
It's a strange, it's very strange.
Well, I don't approve of it, he was taking the piss.
I was like, yeah.
He was looking.
What were you saying?
5-1 down, any big day out?
What else were you saying?
I was chunning it, I won't say anything.
Yeah, exactly.
Noisy name for it, because you live in a big mansion now, don't you?
No, I don't.
You're all your mates.
Yeah, you just go to each other's bedrooms and stuff like that.
I think some of the hosts have looked at this before, because I don't know.
I've been to that as well.
AMP?
Yeah.
You've been to that club?
He ended up not just United Clan.
Oh, no original mate.
I've already lost my stress back, I've seen his coach.
He's dressed since he's out there.
Very good.
He's very good.
You know what?
Because you wouldn't.
Good luck.
I said good luck.
Did you?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a very friendly answer though.
Oh, was it?
Yeah.
When the million subs turns up, oh, you're all quiet.
When it's under 100K, he's all over and punching down all the time.
I don't like that rivalry because they get interesting runs. Deport Rio, Deport Rio.
Deport Rio, I don't know who Rio is but he wants to go.
Deport Rio are anti football and other things.
That's just my calipso.
Let's talk about cheating in running.
No.
There's kind of football to crack.
If you've got the advice for Mark, because you know, he's been for what?
Er, no.
Have you signed a contract?
Have you not?
I fucking go now then.
Have you ever done it?
Yeah.
Have I?
I think on game changes you just need to focus them because that is what they make up right.
You can be shit for 12 minutes, defend defend defend and there's one game changes.
That was it, that was it.
Exactly.
Well this is the thing with Lally, he's got a lot of pressure.
He's turned down the best team in the league.
Did he turn you down?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Righty sir.
Yeah, well, evidently not.
That's well, we've got a break.
I love this now, speaking of which we can go on these five now.
I'll come back to you now, I'll let you go right there.
I think you're right, I'll be just a bit.
Are you the coach?
Well, okay mate, yeah?
I'm going to go to my changing rooms, yeah?
Thank you very much.
Thank you mate, thank you.
Thank you, you set a fucking bar quite high, it's a fair play.
Right, let's go, let's go changing rooms.
I'm getting a job. When the Wi-Fi goes down, at least I know he's not being all the time.
Hopefully.
The Wi-Fi is fucking terrible.
It's 21N5, cheers mate.
21N5, so he's being cocky, gets you nowhere.
Being cocky, gets you nowhere.
Fucking get him!
I'm fucking buzzing that fan of losing, I'll be honest.
Oh, he rattled me because of how fucking cocky he was.
You can't step down as president when you're a shit at that,
and come and be a good manager.
That theme for NSC won't play for each other.
I remember this walk. Oh yeah, you've been here, haven't you?
He's in there.
Johnny.
He's a brilliant, brilliant, like, very good, he probably will like it but he's bare with
it chap.
Changing room one more, I mean hopefully we're all right but fuck knows, we'll see you
all there.
I was just saying, no worries mate, no worries.
See you, fucking shit.
OK mate, I'm good man.
Thanks mate, thank you brother.
You're shit.
You all right yeah?
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
OK, there we are.
I've got a thanks mate.
Oh, that lags.
Whoa, change on!
Let me make sure there's no one there.
Okay, I've had a really good one.
Well, that's pretty much everything, first of all, thank you very much for playing for
us.
Those that have been in the floor on the summer side, those who haven't, you can get to know.
What I will say is, there's a lot of pressure when you talk about a league.
I've assessed the high schoolers, big events, etc. 500.
Okay, enjoy it. Enjoy it by being a fucking disciplined.
The one thing I will always say is hard work.
Work hard. You lose the ball, you fucking win it back. That's minimum.
Okay, I've been a fucking mundane fucking, trying to look the part,
crowd is a fucking goat, right? So you respect everything he fucking says you do as he fucking
says, it's as simple as that. But one thing I will say, if those who haven't played for
United, you can all learn very quickly. It's not just the 11 of a team in the league you're
against, you're against everyone in the fucking building, okay? Apart from the fans. Even last
season when we had the worst season going, we sat there in terms of losing games and
celebrating, okay? And there's two fucking major games, you fucking beat.
I'm excited to see what season brings. I want fucking aggression something off. Anyone
back down at challenges, you'll fucking take them off, okay? We did have a first game last
season, get two shit-
Fucking hit them hard.
Last season, they've not had a massive clear out of all the state. We fucking clearly haven't
I've got four people in it.
Two, that's it.
Yeah, two and then both of them.
Everyone else went, okay.
We're not scared to get rid of you,
but you've got to fucking want it.
That's all I expect.
You've got to want it.
Go out there and fucking leave your part
because there's no other fucking club in this league
that have got fans like us.
You will see throughout the whole fucking 12 weeks,
11 weeks, whatever it is,
you will see your mattress around the stadium.
You'll see what it's about.
And yeah, take it back, it's high, Nicole, Nicole.
But I'm telling you now,
You will not get support from another club like we will there.
Okay?
So every time you step out on that fucking pitch, you play for yourselves, you play for
us, and you play for the fucking fans.
All right?
Let's go guys!
Come on!
Let's go guys!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Let's go. Let me get one.
Connection to the Wi-Fi.
That is fucking terrible with Wi-Fi.
No, no, no.
Connection is building.
Try it again.
Aft.
Loud and clear, mate.
Oh, perfect.
Perfect.
Currently counting pixels.
Could you hear it, though?
That's the main thing.
Are we good or are we back?
I mean, we fucking think they're loading, but I'm hoping so.
We've got a few pixels.
OK, mate.
We've got a few pixels, but I'm hoping we're all right.
Cheers, mate.
Most of it, like 5% I'd say that's better than nothing.
Prime of winning, that's a f**k sake.
What's going on?
Oh f**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
F**k!
Let's go back on this until we're out there and then we're good to go.
yeah right there you go chat we're on now we're on now was it worth back stabbing
tolbet was it worth it for the money
you look so handsome thank you very much mate excuse me oh good tackle there I
can't lie chat the drone is a fucking brilliant better kept the drones a
great better kept don't you worry mate when we score against them I was fucking
I'm not even going to die.
He's all side.
He's going to use the airman.
But it's 20, 20, 20, 20, 20 points.
I'm going to go back up.
Scantyari.
I'm going to get chat.
Chat, who's the game after us, by the way?
Interesting move last season, Scantyari.
I'm trying to fill in them, South Red 5, that was 20 MPs.
Now in season 3, he's only playing for the club.
That is a corner, maybe just tip over the bar, sure if he was dipping in or not.
Okay, that's enough, bro.
No.
Wednesday game, we're on after this and then you've got Pity Point.
It's Tyler's, yeah, NGL versus Community. Listen, what I will say chat is,
Community's our second team in here because they're Manx, they're from Manchester.
So we fucking, we support them.
We get behind them and we hopefully we fucking watch them turn some teams over.
Not us. Yeah that's what I want, that's what I want. I want us to get behind them.
He came in to the code, Papaletsico. I mean that wall again is really bad.
Bro, am I like...
bro why can goalkeepers not set walls up?
why can goalkeepers not set walls up?
so late
I don't see fire.
Actually don't understand how they can't set a wall up at that.
I just don't get it.
Err, after this game.
Lift him up.
Yeah, it's all over.
Oh!
I'll be selling it. I don't know why it's great. Hey, Watson, two for the 21, mate. Thank you very much for that. Appreciate that a lot. Thank you, bro.
Do-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.
I'm joining with the chance that pissed me off and I didn't realise I was doing that, man. So I have a friend dealt to play for Kunal.
I'm just going to get cockier and cockier if he keeps playing this.
If he keeps playing games, he's going to be so cocky.
Oh, the end of the other end.
I thought we were at the same angle.
ugly friend fine I've got all ready for it we win
one kill is one foul away from the rest
I'm gonna get for two minutes
there we go here we go walls will be probably shifted again
and yellow here as well now
oh ah it's past the card loose fucking out
I think he could tell that to Connor, he could tell by his reaction that that was a Connor.
Definitely.
Got given to you there.
Great, come on five, come on five three, come on.
Come on.
Nice fucking go.
He's got him, he's got him. I can't really actually, I thought I noticed, but it's just shot me a little bit.
That's the third corner, shall we?
He's not even played, nowhere on next mate.
Right, have you gone far enough?
Have you gone far enough?
Penalty incoming.
The last one was missed.
I'm going to see our first penalty scored.
It's season three.
This one is getting full away at the city air crowd.
They lost it in amongst the gold scorers today.
Five gold lead season for the Olympics.
That's round the goalkeeper into the bottom corner.
I'm done. I'm going to have to get repositioned so it's not next to my dreams.
I know it's Sunday week clock.
But the world will make it, can't we?
Did it took it's hair?
Perfect
He's not even in it now he hit the first one.
Oh, good man, they're looking at.
6-3, I mean if the game changes the decent one
then
Fair enough they could potentially, they could potentially do something about it.
It's gonna be tough, we can't let it go to seven, if it goes to seven three then game changer on nine.
Yes Vizz, you okay mate?
We know what you are. We know what you are. You cheat ambassadors. We know what you are.
Go on, are you okay mate? Yeah, we're on net.
Borla League is yours! Borla League is yours! 4,000 empty seats! Are you fucking sure?
Fucking hanging, cheating bastards. That's what fucking Prime FCR.
We want our Simon back!
You're just a backstab in Bastard!
Backstab in Bastard!
You're just a backstab in Bastard!
Fucking look at these tensioned-on sky, but not for the camp.
One minute away from our game changer!
We've got the new team this season.
Gold Devils, which is Matt Lobbage's team.
We've got Primus here, which is JJ's team.
And Q and Freeman.
And Community FC.
Bishop.
Of course, last but not least.
Ooh, no ranger, the rest of the two...
Look at that, you know, he shouts out a card.
Wow.
They lost their golf, he was getting them a card.
He was one of the players, one of their strong ones who moved.
He's seen some as a wild card.
I think he's got better things to do.
Just play to the game changer and see what happens.
Oh!
ah
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now
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
By the way, I'm sure we got told that we're getting rid of that line, I'm sure we got told that we're getting rid of that line.
Whatever, any gold, school would be in front of you, so I'm going to look at that one.
I ain't going to pull that off the hammer.
Jamie, stop fucking spamming Sam as a wildcard bro, it ain't happening.
Fucking hell.
Brian Betsy, more like Brian Betsy, Brian Betsy, you're Brian Betsy, Brian Betsy, Brian
Betsy, Brian Betsy, Brian Betsy, not a pop off that, I'm not sure it would have been
N5's ball but it's not.
Pop off in the ball, he's shot for N5.
Don't need to jump for everything. Thank you very much Mahamin.
What a surprise. You achieved your basket.
Ry Bessie!
Ry Bessie!
Ry Bessie!
Ry Bessie!
Bribesi, Bribesi, Bribesi.
Still the same six, so there's three, four, eight, four, three, two, three.
You're just as shit, Tommy Fury.
Shit, Tommy Fury.
You're just as shit.
Tommy Fury to walk out with me.
Tommy Fury to walk out with me at Barley.
Let me message him.
He doesn't follow me, so hopefully he sees it.
I'd have put the nightmare KSI in quotation marks if you know the better bits.
Oh my god genius
I didn't get to see what he's up really by that.
Well that was quite a mess, but...
Hello, okay.
...the mushroom was being worn there by...
...my direction was to...
...to the basement.
Steve, he was the official.
Cut!
Go!
Seven, three, two, one, three!
No, that didn't make it by...
Suspension on fire!
At five, everything was useless!
Oh, fuck. Tommy did follow him. Oh, I didn't follow him, so now he looks like I didn't follow him.
Oh, that's awkward.
Must have followed me when I won the jungle.
Fuck!
Call one up, panel at the moment.
So big!
You got your knife, mate!
Get back, stop it!
Kicking the ball away!
Kicking the ball away!
Yeah, boss.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Every time we score against him and we're in a winning position, I'm going to run as
a fucking ball in that bang.
I mean, Anna's message, mate.
You don't seem very happy, love.
No, I'm very happy, Anna.
Thank you very much. He's just we're on nexo with a little bit of butterflies. It's not a bong. It's a dung. What's it called?
Fuck it
Dung that says a gong
Bung
Amaze monkey fucking getting high
Oh
Great save
I think he deserved that.
I'm gonna do the performances up.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna score all the teams most on against him.
I'm gonna ask him for assistance last season.
I do it too much.
Well, Chad, it's only one week, but do you think you can
probably intervene this time for this season?
Yes or no?
one in Bilbao fucking in 16
the quietest I've ever seen that coach I'll be honest
We're playing vision. I wonder if Toby's here?
Chatter me go out for the pressure point. I do. Yeah, can we stay in here? I'll probably better be saying
Oh, there we go. What's he about to say it's like that?
I can't see. It's here. Here to stay. You see what we do. You see what we do. There's no one like us.
No one like us. Every opponent. Watch. Watch. What's an M5 do? Tell me. Someone tell me. What's an M5 do?
How many times do they have to wall? Look at the pressure. Look at the waves.
No, I can't. I really can't.
So to be honest, I don't actually want to know what you say, because it's probably a load of fucking shit.
What do you say?
They score free gold against you.
Did JJ say to him, what did he say, someone let me know what he said.
He always has to be the cringiest person in the room.
What did they do?
Let's go three goals to be fair. Come on, Eston.
Yeah, they're walking off here. Watch me fucking give it to me.
Watch this. I'm not asking.
I'll fucking let it go. I'll let it go in my ass.
Hey, Saxon!
Shit, Al.
You're all a bunch of monkeys.
You're all wankers. You, your back's coming faster.
Oh God.
I went to the fucking Toby brothers. Yeah, Toby boys coming.
Toby! Toby!
Back's coming faster. Back's coming faster.
Yeah, mate, you can't hear me cause it's too loud.
Right, come on!
fucking come on here get his fucking pity point
i'm gonna go
michael hilter win it
please please please
SDS are out straight away, that's a shame, that's a shame.
That's a shame.
Wembley Rangers.
T score, Wembley Rangers score.
Here we go, Faggots, the Daffodil trio, I think they've called Rio.
Same goalkeepers as last season with Foggs.
Watch this, watch this.
Wheeeeee!
What the fuck is that gold key that fucking fuck's stuck in the ground?
Fucking shit.
What the fuck is the gold key for doing?
Michael Hell.
Oh he's not gonna talk about violence.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on!
APPLAUSE
How well is the war out there?
How well, how well, how well?
I've got to see that.
Connor managed me team first.
Here we go.
What's the goalkeeper doing?
Oh, I can't see what he was at.
Community, what have I said to you before?
I'm supposed to keep it simple.
What the fuck's that?
Don't give me, you can dive, you know.
Ruckus, are you the cause of Ruckus?
I'll see you on the way.
Friendly.
So, I'm hoping I can do this.
Get off.
Get off.
Back off.
It's not right. What do I say? So obvious.
The bell.
OHHHHH!
What left? What is he doing?
I'll be your manager first and then I'll say what I want.
Hey, don't walk, you fucking window!
FUCK THE BALL IN THE FUCKING NERD MAN!
WHAT IS HE DOING?!
It's alright, it's fine.
It's alright, I'm kidding.
Don't wait too much, don't wait too much.
He wasn't behind me, he just walked past me.
That was somebody else.
Shut your legs mate, because it fucking stinks, eh?
Let me put the crops in lock-in for a moment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Can we just put the ball in the den?
Yeah, to be fair, on every one left, I'd probably say, Ruckus on...
No, yeah, I'd probably go Gold Devils.
I'd like Gold Devils to get this.
Ryan, no one deletes it, mate.
It's called auto mode so Twitch fucking gets involved.
Please can you stop accusing people of certain things if it's not true.
I will VAR it right now.
That's what I mean.
I'm sorry, I was getting ready to leave.
You got your time tonight.
All right.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Bill out.
Michael Hale?
Come on, right, again.
Here we go.
Thanks, man.
Here we go.
Come on, we won't go devils, they won't go devils, come on, go devils.
Fuck it out.
Oh there.
Great finish.
I told you Michael, I said it
I didn't think it would be so easy in your view.
I'm a cracker.
I'm a cracker.
I'm a cracker.
What does it mean?
I'm a cracker.
I'm a cracker.
I'm a cracker.
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Finish.
Finish.
Can the goalkeeper fucking save summer, please?
please let me get top right and the goalkeeper doesn't know what a fucking
he goes right every time fucking died there he's so shit
died there four five times out of five he will go there three times
He's gonna go into probably think over it oh
My god
Here we go hell again
That was nice, but it was all so shit
Oh my god, we've got a hologram in gold, it's gone through him.
Different goalkeeper, that's why a different goalkeeper.
Near post.
Oh my god, told you a different goalkeeper.
Swing, Swing, Swing, Swing.
Swing, Swing, Swing, Swing, Swing, Swing, Swing.
Swing, Swing, Swing, Swing.
Too much?
Oh, my God.
We probably won M5.
We won M5, yes.
You're not that sort of player, hell. No, he's got a score. He's got a score.
What I was going to say?
What I was going to say?
I've never seen a goalkeeper run at first out the box before, but now I have.
Wow, ready to go.
Right, chat.
I will see you all soon.
I'm going out now, ready for the scene.
I'll see you all soon Jack, wish me luck!
I know a few of them, and I feel like he managed to make that.
It's not me, it's Cox, it's Cox.
Incredible team. What are your kind of teams this season?
Well, last season we noticed much better than I would say.
The best chance to operate in the league.
But it's not 100% against Fiend.
Every time we've got the aggregate we're getting pressed.
We need a goalkeeper in this league that's kind of the place to set her up.
So we've got him out.
We've got three players from last season that we've stayed in.
We've had a full clear out.
Obviously they've gone through other things.
But yeah, we've changed a lot.
We've gone for a new shape, et cetera, when we've not got the ball and we have got the ball.
Coxy's worked his magic and I'm excited to see what he's worked on.
Talking to Coxy, you said four teams tried to tap him up.
Name and shame them.
But he didn't want to leave the might of United, did he?
and I won't name them just out of courtesy, okay, but they know who they were and yeah, keep trying.
And listen, we've got a 30 seconds left. We're going to do this quick. I don't know if you saw
Prime's performance in the last game. They actually won. What do you think about Prime as a whole?
Because obviously it's a new manager case. I think it's Pride FC. I think it's Slime FC.
I think the manager is embarrassing. I mean, if that's you, but dressing with that many e-goals,
I don't know the word, but I can't speak a Gheeson yet.
So this is not like yours. I feel like you're a man and a people.
And your team is a man and a people.
We will not see United blow up. Absolutely not.
Ginge, I'm going to have to let you go because you have got a big game
to manage your boys around on a pitch. Listen, back to break.
We're here with Visions manager Toby before we talk about your team and your upcoming game against United
We just got finished watching the pressure penalty, but my friends
I was there the other week when I saw your personal penalty
I want to take a look at it here on the TV and run me through some of the technique on this strike
Because this is out of this world. It's inspired by armory and bird by Toby
I like that. I like that. I love that one
No, not so long thing over here
Yeah, you know.
That is crazy, especially when you're playing.
But, Toby, let's talk about your team, right?
Because this season, all the talks have been about,
first of all, your good friend JJ and Nico
and Micah's team and SDS.
Vision have kind of been allowed to go under the radar.
Do you think that could potentially work in your favor
in terms of what you guys can do this season?
I mean, that's where I like to be.
There's no pressure, there's no hype to live up to.
It's just like you and your own expectations
and delivering on that.
So that's where I like to be.
All right, you heard it from the man himself.
Back to you guys.
Well, time for our fourth game of the night here.
And we're back to season three, of course.
I'm excited to say the point is to have had a sprinkle of talent across this team.
Lots of food, lots of business has been done in the window.
Featured only keeping, come over there please, they've recruited seven new names.
United only keeping four of last season's players, eight new names. Featured in the side.
Well that made a little...
Good luck mate, good luck mate, good luck mate, good luck mate.
They're like, all together. All together.
All together, boys. It's really important that we start as we mean to go on.
This is where we set the standard.
This is where we set where we want to be.
We've got a mission now, and it starts today.
We've got to play together. No egos.
We're going to win this game of all as a collective.
All right, listen to the gap.
Exactly same as Scotty said, he fucking starts today.
All right, we're in a team to beat, fuck prime.
I've seen them just one. Let's get another fucking big game done.
Let's go, boys. Come on.
Good boys!
Braving chance! Come on!
Well done boys!
So why keep going?
I don't know. Yeah. I'm gonna put a fucking bar in it. I won't mind it. We're all in 23.
Yeah. We went at least one person. Fucking hell. We're all in 23. We're all in 23.
Have a go, pubs. Felipe! Felipe, do it!
Get him. Rebound.
Brilliant, Bayley. Lock in pubs. Love it, you.
I love it you.
He's on.
Nice.
Sanju! Sanju! Sanju!
Good movement.
All touch.
Nice.
Palm!
Palm paps, palm paps.
Nice.
Clinho! Clinho!
Oh, here he is.
Go on, Sanju!
Tight, tight, tight.
Brilliant, Kadele.
That's all right, pubs. Narrow, pubs. Narrow. Narrow.
Should be us.
Fucking me, shit!
Beat it!
Boys!
Fuck me, that's shit.
Amy!
Bad boys, better!
It's my fucking chance.
What the shit goes?
What the shit goes?
Let's go, you have to leave me!
Let's go again, come on, lift it!
You've got to get up.
Ray!
on
the
cash order
On the floor, on the floor, on the floor.
Step, step, that's central, that's central.
He's uncaught.
He's uncaught.
Cut in. I'm banging it.
I need you.
I need you.
We're playing.
Nice.
We're playing.
We're playing.
We're playing.
Keep it!
Yeah, no, we're fucking playing very well.
Just defending 4-1, 4-1.
I thought I thought...
Oh, shit, fuck, man.
Keep moving it, Ken!
Do a bit! Do a bit!
Do a bit!
Hard and low. Hard and low.
Oh!
Oh!
Well done! Well done!
Well played!
Believe me!
Believe me!
I'm playing against Mikhail, I'll set her in a shot.
Patient catch, bags of time for that boy.
You're ready, you're going to make changes for him.
Good QE.
Come on, QE.
Good boy, here it goes.
Don't mind it.
Step issue, step issue.
I'm a save!
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Tadjo, I'm a save.
Watch the sweep.
Yes, believe me. Run up, run up.
Yes, believe me. Go, two, one, go, go.
Oh, I've got to bang it.
Oh!
That's ours, that's ours, that's ours.
Fucking hell.
Five minutes to chat, but we're in fucking five out of team.
a team. What a shit goal they had.
Come on, baby.
Yes, baby. Good boy.
Good boy.
Switch.
Good. Payson, Payson, Payson.
Good. Well played.
Keep making passes.
Don't need you. Go.
Good boy, Pablo. Keep it moving, son.
Nice.
Run!
Got mine, that.
I've a side! I've a side! Good boy!
Nice, Tom.
That's us, Sam Jones.
Love it.
Or them! Or them!
Come on.
Nice.
Touching by me.
Have a go, son!
Think it, baby!
Go for shots, go for shots.
That's what I mean.
Sorts fucking shit.
This is where we have to make game changers count.
Have to make game changers count there.
Go.
Go, go, go.
He's on.
Someone's got to stay with him.
Yes, all the way.
Go, go, go.
Go, go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Nice, love that, man on.
Nice!
Get your shape!
I'll do one!
Dip, dip!
Fucking Jesus fucking Christ!
As far as your commands are, let him off.
Fuck me.
Let him go, let him go.
Left, Cads.
Parking the fucking boss.
There we go. Let's play! Let's play!
On the floor!
Bang it.
Corner, corner.
He's not giving us a corner.
He's not giving us.
Are you sure it's not a corner?
What is he for?
Time!
Yes, believing!
Fight him, mate.
Nice.
The real, the next one.
Second and shoot.
One chance.
Go, go, go, go, go.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What's on you?
Shit.
They're just...
Have you got a hand on that?
Brilliant Torell!
Brilliant Torell! Brilliant Torell!
Let's play! Come on!
That's why he reads early!
Let's go! Good step!
We'll call that ref a bit more fast.
Hold on, ref.
Step in.
Keep up!
Keep up.
Step, step.
He's stepping with the carry.
Shout.
Step.
Second, seconds!
Love it, love it, let's go.
Down there, down there!
Football.
OK, chance there.
Oh!
Step.
Fuck him!
Oh, he's got football!
Well done! Well done!
Fucking miles, man. Fucking quality football.
Can't put a line in there, man.
No, no chance. No chance.
No chance.
No.
Yes, believe he's provoking.
Believe he's provoking.
Believe in your team!
Play! Come on! Come on! Come on! Two minutes!
Come here. Quick! Quick! Quick! Good boy!
Spoof! Puts! Good on the wall! Good on the wall! Run again!
Keep running for Levy!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Nice, grass, one-cabin.
Ah!
How long's he left? Hold it for him.
One minute, boys, put it in, one minute!
Play him off!
Play!
We don't let them get... We don't fucking help.
Is he on fucking... Is he on something?
Soby, are you seriously playing four at the back at 65?
Four from you, that.
Must win, must win!
Yeah!
25 seconds, 25 seconds!
Have the foul, have the foul!
Gotta get there, gotta get there though.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking!
Not much you can do to you on the playing 4-1, defend, defend, defend.
Hey, come front!
Don't!
Come on, Charlie.
Hey!
Hey!
In what fucking world is that not a foal?
Two, one!
No!
Brett!
Brett!
How is that not a foal?
How is that not a foal?
I don't think it's a foal.
I feel we're standing over the ball in the cell.
That's the reason why we haven't given it yet.
How can you go over the ball, Chuck?
He took this off on his own.
Yeah, alright.
Yeah, no, it's fine, yeah.
You clearly just fucked your client.
Onside, onside.
No need to mind the existing goal that we've given away.
Make sure when the ball goes into the front,
we've always got someone to make shift on the front.
If the ball goes into the back,
someone across the wing's got me there for the shift.
But if you can't, you've got another 50 minutes.
Offside.
Got our time yet.
No, no, offside, no problem.
No problem.
Get your shots off,
stretch the game for me.
All right, sorry, believe me, I'm going to swap over with Sandoval tomorrow.
On the one, go central, Sandoval nine, Pablo has a seven.
OK?
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Pablo's hand offside, on the e-runners, on the e-runners.
Get it on the world, on the world!
Get offside, high, high, high, Sandoval!
That's their ship, they are ship.
Really bad goal.
Goal side, goal side Miller.
Get in there, get in there.
Goal side, goal side, Miller!
That's your moment, one minute, go on!
Go on!
He'll kick it out!
Go! Go! Go!
Got a winner, have to win it.
No.
What?
The ball goes into the front.
Yeah, no, no.
Get the ball, Sancho!
Fucking hell.
Highly made, friend. Don't need to make.
Corner. What a save, what a save.
Have to shoot more, have to shoot more.
Drop me, Funt!
Run us now, run us! This is very fucking...
Fuck me! Stop letting him hold the ball up!
No way. He's given corner. There's no way. I'm challenging him.
He looked like he'd come off his knee.
Stop letting him pin the ball every time.
I don't want. Go on, do it.
I don't want. I don't want! I don't want!
On the wall!
Next one, next one!
Somebody's got a cab there.
Surrell, jump! Surrell, jump!
Runners have to run!
Every time.
Stay, stay, stay!
Why are we in the hospital?
Run!
It's what happened, man!
Hiya!
You're in! You're in!
Look at it, look at it.
On your mark, on your mark.
There you go.
The leading stretch here.
Cut, cut.
Cut, step on that.
Clutch to the last man.
In that one.
Right.
Keep higher. Stretch it.
Cat, higher, you want. Higher, you want.
Whoa.
Take him off.
Hey!
Just, Kenya.
Get your shot out.
Right, push for me.
Can't go outside, can't get out of the keeper.
Can't be outside, believe me!
Believe me, can't be outside!
Yes!
Come on, boys, beautiful, beautiful!
Well done, let's go now! Let's go! Come on! Come on! We've got more! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Come on! Go!
Press! And again! And again! Yes!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
On the floor, on the floor. On the floor.
Shots, shots.
Come on now!
Yes! Come on now!
That's what I'm saying. You have to run as far as I can.
He's got to be there to pick him up.
He has to. He has to.
He's got to be there to pick him up.
This is just part of the only other part.
Yeah, he is all alone.
Come on, Cubs.
Yeah!
Go for it, mate.
Artificially play.
Not playing him on your bus like this.
Go for it, mate.
It's your turn, you press.
Go!
Have to press.
Go!
Good boy.
Time's up.
Go!
Three seconds, go, go.
Win it!
Win it!
Go, get him, get him!
No, not now.
You've got to fucking get the ball, you've got to take him there!
You've got to take him!
You've got to take him!
You've got to take him, he's done it.
Exactly, he's sliding, you've got to get the ball.
And the other one.
One, two, three, four, three, two, one.
BELL RINGING
BELL RINGING
BELL RINGING
BELL RINGING
BELL RINGING
Two steps, shit goes, shit goes.
BELL RINGING
BELL RINGING
BELL RINGING
BELL RINGING
Who's your Simbin?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We're doing it.
We are doing it.
Yeah, I'm saying, sir, we're doing it.
Yeah, we don't need to...
It's always happening at a spoiled, weird position.
You're fucking being careful in a position.
Wait, David, it's interesting.
I think what I say now, right, they're really against it.
They're just going to go 4-1, so you have to keep moving,
but with the two goals that you've seen it down,
the first goal is really shit.
You've got to get in front of them to get the ball.
And the second one, you've just got to fucking hit them.
I said in the dressing room don't back out a challenge exactly what you just don't know next time fucking go through
We've got to be switched on to the third-hand runner fellas to go
But we got
We have to have more runners and press going forward.
So if the ball is in control and we've got Caz or Empokku, wherever it is, it's driving sensually.
If it's Bolivia, Empokku, Odwa, Kamara, you must constantly be like it.
We have to have constant press going that way.
Constant movement and you'll get your rewards.
Secondly, on transition, press the halal.
Press them, press them, press them.
They can't land on the ball.
They kicked it out three or four times.
time they can't do with a press. Even when we go and we press the donkey weight, it's
just going to kick you. So we have to be more aggressive on the press. We're going to give
you the license to go a little bit more soon. But I need more here. Like Jim just said, we
have to be more aggressive. No problem if we have to make a change. You're a symphine.
Fallon, end it up there. No problem. They've got no threat. Believe in yourselves. You've
got plenty of time. Stay calm. No one can see the shitty goals. We go and win this football
game by playing with this. We're playing with this as well. Make sense? Let's go boys.
No, no, no, it's going to get stuck.
At the end, at the end, at the end.
Hold it so I don't...
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, hold it right up, mate.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait.
Hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
Hold it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait.
We'll be right back.
Hold it like that for me mate.
Hi.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
Hi.
Hi.
What's your name?
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3, 2, 1, go!
6, 1, go!
4, 3, 2, 1, go!
4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Can't have a different place than this.
Gotta get that.
Passing go, passing go!
Move, move, move!
Go back.
Don't mind it.
Oh.
Go on, son.
Stop!
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
It's all the plastic!
Where are you people?
All right, catch. All right, all right.
It's all right, leader.
Come on.
Sit up. Sit up.
Sit up.
I'm going to... I should have let him declare a marriage.
Man, go middle.
Pablo!
Block him!
The thing is, they've also got one.
Block him.
They've also got a penalty.
I'm scared, boss.
I can't square.
I've got to get away.
Get away.
We need a right forehand corner on the wall, right forehand corner on the wall.
Go, go, there you go, don't let him win it, don't let him win it.
That's a rail.
That's hard.
Nice.
There you go.
Forward to the shot.
Move now, move.
Keep moving, son.
Keep moving.
Now move, now move.
Pass and go, pass and go.
Go on it.
Go back for that.
Relax.
Move, move.
Back on.
This side.
Ball.
Beautiful.
It's like a kick.
That's hard, that's hard.
Oh, play!
Yes!
Oh, God.
Checking the ball?
On the floor!
Kess, come here!
Kess, come here!
Good boy.
Manon.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
Well done. Great football.
How long has he held him in for?
Press. No, I'm going to press this.
As soon as he keeps it, he's going to press it.
That's all it is.
Good. Manon.
Football!
Fucking hell.
Challenge.
Challenge, yeah.
Good job
He should have to fucking go and look at it, that's the whole point of jellying
Good boy, go!
Nice.
Nice.
First thing, one, two, three.
Repp, hold on!
Four.
Press him, press him!
Next one, that was...
Force him!
There we go, every time, every time!
You cannot kick!
Step, QE!
No, no, go back, no, go back, right, he's going to fall out here, now.
It's all right, no foul, press, press, press him.
There we go, every time.
Every time.
Go!
Love that! Thank you!
Can't fucking stand him.
Rebound! There's your corner coming in if he gets it right.
There we go, cut. Can not catch.
Good boy.
Maybe in case we lose it, maybe in case we lose it.
Press! Press! Press!
Good boy.
That's the one on the A-ball.
All right, pass.
Yes!
Forward! Go!
One for one. Ah, f**king out!
Is that not...
Can you get anything for that?
Probably not there.
It comes from the top.
Brett! Brett!
Pablo!
Brett.
Two minutes.
Two minutes.
Oh, can you get away with this fucking fucking fucking shot
without a bounce?
It makes no sense.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
How can you get away with just pushing someone over the boards?
How can you get away with that?
Pablo, this way!
Can everyone just push that move on?
Pablo!
You've got to keep moving, you've got to keep moving.
Keep moving, now do it!
You can go here, go, go!
Fresh, fresh!
Nice, love it, see?
Pablo, get it!
Come on.
How many times are you going to kick the fucking ball away?
It's only five times.
Step, two, one.
Come on.
Come on.
Step, two, three.
Keep moving it. Keep moving it.
Shut up.
Maybe. Maybe.
Wait. Go now, go now, go now.
Great, Fenevi.
Hey, South Pole! Hey, Odua!
Come on, let him grab your ass.
Hi, Odua! Stay here!
On him, too. Magic, magic, magic, magic.
Now then, good boy, quick, quick!
Quick!
He's just giving it to the Coltsman.
Don't switch off!
Believe me! Believe me, I need more!
Jump, jump! Jump! Right there!
Four, four minutes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go! I'll leave you all to him!
Drop him in the middle so we can do it.
Go!
He's got to go! He's got to go!
Press, press!
He's off, he's off, he's off.
He's off.
He's off.
He's off.
He's off.
He's off.
He's off.
He's off.
He's off, he's off, he's off, he's off.
No, no, no, he's off in two minutes with a man down.
I get shot, shot, shot.
He won't catch the car, he's going to get corners, yeah?
Try and get another corner, because they've got one.
And also with three kicks, right, he's not one male, perfect for the right form.
The position of the waltz, today, has been shit.
And you can figure it's fucking clearly not the best again.
I mean, if you try and go round it at the side, he needs...
I ain't got a fucking minute!
I'll do that, I'll do that!
You've got no fucking plan.
Rest, rest. Can you get any dough now?
You can't lose it! You can't lose it!
Keep it sitting, keep it sitting.
Good.
Shots.
Go back. Nice believer.
Go on, go on!
End it! End it!
Come on!
Come on!
What? What are you challenging?
What are you challenging? How fucking good it was?
I don't know.
He can't come back, how much more can't he be scored?
I don't know.
I'll say it, there's no way. There's no way.
It's just me on the board, got smaller this week, hasn't it?
It's like he's been cutting ass.
Looks like it, hasn't it?
There's no way there's enough sight.
Rest!
Hey, hey, it's not...
You don't get time for a team talk.
You don't get time for a team talk.
I'm going to go down to the centre of the centre,
and let them do two turns.
Take control of the game. Take control of the game.
We don't have no proof of it.
No.
That's good, mate. You all right, yeah?
I didn't see anything.
I mean, if Joe Keeper just pushed that player over and got nothing from it...
What about when your player...
I haven't seen any football of it.
They're just going to play to the holes at the striker, that's all they want.
That's all they can say.
They said, play for another penalty, play for a corner and play to the holder, and take control of the game.
You've got to pass the ball.
One minute to the game, change your mind, let's go!
Good play out there.
Go!
Got to get there. Have to get there.
There we go. There we go.
Come on.
Come on, guys. Shots, shots.
Farer.
Hit him.
There you go.
Come on!
Come on!
Whistle.
To who?
To who?
To the right.
Get down the ball, get right, over there, over there, what's he doing?
I've got a fucking heart if you want to.
Come on, if he goes, keep oppressive, he goes, keep oppressive.
They did it over there, they did it in the first half.
Go, go, go, go!
There it is, there it is. Fucking hell. Get some snow on that.
Oh fuck, I thought the ref was there trying that. Thanks fuck for that.
I thought the ref was there playing off shit myself.
You bet!
Sandra, run!
Sandra, higher, higher!
Sandra, get the ball, get the ball!
Let him know, let him know, let him know.
Gotta get that.
Bring it!
Go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Sanjo!
Nice, no.
Don't mind it, don't mind it.
Gonna get a final hit.
Sanjo!
Higher! Higher! Higher!
Upside! Upside lane!
Fucking wrestling that position.
Keep it moving! Keep moving!
Don't move it there! It's full press! It's a full press!
Fucking it behind! It's behind!
Right.
Go on, shot, shot, shot.
You need two more.
Shot, shot, shot.
Finish!
I'm lucky.
Drop!
Drop!
No big tag!
Get tighter!
That's it now!
Pass it now!
Move! Pass it, move!
Nice run!
Cat, roll good point. Cat!
Good ball, good ball.
I'm lucky.
Go get it!
Don't mind it, don't mind it.
APPLAUSE
Off the front! Off the front!
Give me two, Sanjo!
Sanjo!
Sanjo, higher!
Give me two!
Oh, fucking hell, baby.
It's all right, it's all right.
You don't need to drop it.
Put it in, Sanjo.
Step! Step!
No, no, no, no, no.
She's got the move up possession
I think fair play's not been up in third place
You cannot file fire off the rest of the game. No fouls
We can't do that. Hold on. We can't.
We can't.
No fouls. No fouls.
Let's go. Let's go, boys.
Come on. Three minutes. Come on, boys.
Whoa. We had it. We had it.
It's our boy, you fucking cheating bastard.
We don't change sides!
Fuck me, I remember my first time in Borough League.
Me! Go on the left side!
Left side!
They've got to get the penalty.
It's if we need to score before or after.
I'm sure.
Deck!
Keep fresh.
Start the line.
Not there, not there, corner, corner, yeah, thank God.
Six underneath you up here, don't you?
Or is he right there?
He's alright there, no.
Switch, switch.
Newdwick, the boy.
Yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, hey, on the last leg.
Yes, go, yes, get it, come on.
I'm trying to get there.
Over!
No.
Yes!
Leave me!
Leave me!
Drop! Seven!
Seven! You!
Leave me! That's your man!
Hold.
Go!
Go!
Get it!
Oh
Switch on switch on believe me seven believe me seven
Is he fucking blind on that side
It's a foul! It's a foul!
I'll do it!
Yes, go on, head away.
No, we've got to follow him.
Press! Pressing! Pressing!
On to the goal! On to the goal!
Have to win that. Good. Go!
Do it!
No, too much. Come on, it's going to be tough.
3-2! It's time!
Aw!
Oh!
Oh!
He's off! He's off! He's off!
The Delta's four, the Delta's four.
The Delta's five and he has to go off.
It's a foul.
A foul.
Ruff! Ruff!
Ruff! Ruff!
If I joined the foul earlier, can he still get sent off?
No.
Why not? OK.
He's the biggest striker, so that's good.
I thought I said before, the positional walls are terrible.
You've got to bend it round. It depends where he stands.
Right.
See?
Stay high.
Come on, you've got to work. Work it!
Work it! Feet!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
3, 2, 1, go!
No!
Pass! Pass it!
Oh!
We'll fight with him as well.
Hold on.
You can't do flex.
Yeah.
Hold on, mate, yeah.
Hold on, mate, hold on.
Right here.
Right here.
Hold on.
Right, ends 3-3 here. What are we saying about that?
Their result? Or do you think it should have gone their way?
No, I think Tom will agree with this.
We played better football. We actually tried to score.
They went 4-1 defend, played camera attack.
I didn't expect that from Toby to be honest,
but it just shows they're in need of not conceding.
Toby, how frustrating was it being up to a goal?
How long did it take?
It was actually a 3-2 combination that we played.
Two goalie, we gave away mistakes.
I'm sorry to support every single one of you, but I'm just going to run now.
The Superstars have been a holiday, second half, and I've been in there.
And in reference to the second game, you can see that there are two teams in this game.
Sure.
Guys, we'll head back to you.
The Superstars are rolling right here in the studio.
Not only do we have NDL Gaffer, Nico, we've got Jorginho, Ruta in the building,
and then we've got Wetz, Barry Ohm.
Come on, talk to me. What's your experience been like in Boller League right now?
We didn't even know you were rolling.
No, me, I like football so when I get the invite I say like why not?
And I enjoy it. 5v5 is like the best thing when I was young I used to play like 5v5
and I think it's good to watch. I watch it on Twitch as well, like YouTube and everything
so I think it's good to be on real as well.
What do you think of the stand-in here? Because they are some real bowlers.
Sorry?
What do you think of the stand-in?
Good quality?
Yeah, good quality, you know, some good player.
I can watch, you know, I like to be like...
I wish my dad was in the airport, we never know.
But I can see a good policy, yeah.
No doubt about that.
Now, do you have a team?
Do you have a team to support?
We're going to put some pressure on you for the fans.
Yellow, yellow, huh?
Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
You're supporting Ndl.
Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
We've been talking, obviously, he's asked if he can come to Ndl.
Yeah, so we're gonna see what we can do and I was speaking to you. I think you were interested in acquiring anything
I see a sign there!
It's a hand!
Hold on, hold on!
It's torn!
There's a sign there!
Your chin's not going off!
It's not my shirt, it's not!
It's not my shirt!
Oh, pizzer!
Chinch, come up here, please!
Come up here!
Yes, sir!
There he is!
Thank you.
The communities you could argue in some ways between these two.
Community FC, they came from the streets quite literally.
They called the team, they placed it in powerly.
Next we know, they need to know the footballs.
FDL, they have the community. They've got the yellow ball here every single week.
And they've had it all for their team for last year.
I mean, yeah, I took a look at them in the community cup final, obviously,
where I thought they were a massive underdog going into that, and they pulled up a huge result.
Alex Byrne, I spoke to him downstairs, of course, grabbing a hat-trick in that final.
Jack Patel, one of the wingers, unbelievable technician and their goalkeeper,
one to watch out for as well too, but this is truly the definition of David and Goliath, my general.
Absolutely, look. We are kicking off the next matchup here.
And he's the star of season three.
And he's the star of potentially a new era for both community FC.
and LDL. Will they be in the top four this year? Will they go on to be champions? That is the question.
They've never taken quite a few games and they've also had it. A lot more.
Seven players return from our season for LDL. Five new names added, including the goalkeeper Dylan Barnes, you can see that.
They're all walking the shades. I'm sure that was in the contract.
The community FC, feature one player, Callum Charlton, you've seen him before in Pula League.
Let's have a look at the teams. Coming into this was a lot of love for community FC.
And why wouldn't there be? They deserve to be here. I can't wait to see what they can achieve tonight.
There's a look. Alex Barrow, we've got an act for last week, so we're just a group of friends.
It's different for us. Can you see that on the pitch?
Kalechon, as I mentioned, wants for the time, was part of the league play for M5FC.
Keep it up. Alex Morsley got himself a half-trick.
Looks like that. He's got to keep it up and a half for the community FC.
Power, Jack Patsy. If you see that skill, it's his enough final.
And he's got to celebrate it. He'll be as hard as a ball.
The multi-percentage game was unbelievable, but I think the main man is that guy, number 10, Alex Verne.
Patrick, you're on the day. What will go for him?
The Jack Patta, I mean, in the series too, in social media.
He chopped here, he scooped here, he flipped throughout, even everything.
On the other side, FBO FC. The question of looking to Jack,
is this a stronger team than what we've seen from Prime FC?
It's got seven players from last year, but they've added some new names.
Solomon Barker, Jayden Braven, you just won a pressure point earlier today, by the way.
Darren Dada from Ruckus, MVP, South Fish Gerald, and Dylan Barnes.
8th for Aaron Steeves this year. I mean, it's an even stronger R&D, isn't it?
It's debatable, right? Because losing Kieran Clarke, I think, is a massive one that will be very difficult to kind of replace.
But when you look at some of the names that they have brought in, most notably Baradatta and Sanfis Gerald, that's real attacking firepower right there.
I think the big question is, will we be able to jump off together? But arguably, maybe more balance in last season.
Well, that was the catch last year, wasn't it? We said that they were the Galaxies, maybe there was two very big personalities.
Stunt players such as Ruben Jr left, I mean, Sassy.
Maybe they wanted to be a star somewhere else,
they're not the amongst the stars.
Few of the German Oscars leading as well too.
They're asking for it, what are you, the chap?
Yeah.
I mean, never, Nick, only as...
I'm sure they'll be a mystery ball of the Rock-Up.
He's always got something up his sleeve, man.
He's the ultimate joker, so keep an eye out for that.
But I'm hoping that this year we see more of the football from NBL,
because I think last season,
They may have gotten sucked into the whole act a little bit and I think only till the end did they really start getting going, but
Good start here from community cup here. Oh community fc, excuse me
Here's the boy jackpanta keep an eye on for him
That's a he's without familiar right side as well where he did perform the familiar skill move
That was the specialty in the final as well too now ball over the top to a runner
They love it
What's that money back in again?
One of my favorites, I'd have to say, for the ADL side.
Definitely.
I've got to ask you, though, how much do you think
going under the radar as much as community FC have this season?
How much of an advantage do you think that could be?
Because teams can't really quite game plan for a side
they haven't seen much of.
What's interesting from community FC, looking across the board here,
all of the players in this side,
and all play in step three, step four, step five of English football.
They've all got experienced, all play in for Saturday teams outside of this.
Yes, they're a good group of friends as well, but maybe that means there's no egos in the side
100% Alex was telling me
I have time of last game that maybe the difference between their side and the other sides of this tournament
I'll do respect is that once these guys play a game they all go to their own thing at the end of the day
These guys are all friends outside of the pitch as well, too
So that might be able to play in their favor. I can only imagine the the parts of it has last Monday unbelievable box when they
Of course they beat
The winners of London
a huge moment why a lot of fans in the turkish fans are making out of iraq yep
that was a huge upset honestly it felt like the entire stadium was up against them i think they
were up against them traveled all the way to london they really were but the performance they
played on monday night man wow it was long in the memory also season chipping sound fish
charles in the map well for his own sake hopefully the same as last season but those are big shoes
to fill. Why he did last year was quite impressive, but now, as we've already pointed out, he's
playing with other stars.
Winning his own right. He is a big star as well, is the Southfish. He's incredible.
Here's Emin Belay, finding Dara Dada who had some incredible moments last season for
Ruckus.
He cuts it back in.
Cazarate.
Whatever the ball.
I mean, as it stands now, the starting six, of course, he's still a ball's in goal.
Well, it's that Mordek, Kazarazem in play, Dora Dada, and Soundfist Gerald.
It is a special team up. But then you just look at the options.
Maybe even Don Vosch is on the side. He's still got his shades on.
I think you look across Barre League this season, and maybe last year, N-DL were the clear standout sign.
But I think when you now look at what Deportrero are kind of building over there,
and what obviously KSI has assembled over at Fronten of C,
And the others still a fantastic team at the talent play.
I think it almost allows them to be a little bit more normal this season.
Lester felt like it was do or die.
That's an amazing effort by Kassaral.
Kassaral off the post, Pat too.
Small CAC and in polite.
Nicely done there from Callum Charlton.
Pat's a moan, he'll hit it and it will come out.
Four.
Search phase.
the first few minutes.
Quite similar down the
community company. I don't
know. Honestly, we're under the
cost of the first few minutes.
Continue the first ball even,
but something just quick for
these guys. That's a poor
giveaway. But.
What's some of the facts that
you think Lee has at least
guys enough to pick up very
quickly here in the copper
box amongst playing in this
atmosphere.
In terms of the speed in terms
without physical is I mean
that these guys also playing
six or so football all the time.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll tell you what, though,
the big thing here is that
A lot of these NDL players, and of course players across the league, have played one, two seasons of Modern League.
Some of them are entering their third season, so they understand the game, they understand the rules.
And I think the obvious answer, of course, is game changers.
I think you're right, I think the biggest thing is the rules, and the game changers, the substitutions, the transitions.
There's no doubt about it, he's got some problems.
I don't know where he's going.
Oh, he used to physical football. I guarantee they'll still probably play first.
He was over there.
Wrong mind. Here's my...
Hello? No it's not. He was over there and now he's disappeared.
Well Jack, it'll be here soon.
Um, don't we switch back to the game?
Or...
Keep it like this.
game. It's a very good game.
It's free. There's a few falls
in a third play that should have
been like, you know, a few players
should have gone off. Well,
Yeah.
It'll be a series.
It'll be a series.
It's like the last season.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best game of the night.
Headed shoulders, MVP's of the night.
There he is again.
Was it really 3-3?
Yes.
It's Gerald.
He is inside.
He isn't in the middle.
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole.
It's a series.
It's a foul by ours, I'm owning.
That'll be my doubt of warning.
None of the match.
I'm not gonna give him the man of the bunch.
He was good.
It's the last game of the night.
There's one more after this.
He's got six games.
Yeah, okay, there's one more after this
It's Mike's really good
Clutch and Ruckus shout out Idris
Chet who've you got for Clutch miss Ruckus, I'm gonna say the goat Ruckus bro
prediction to this game I'm gonna have to say NDL because you've got experience don't they
I mean community could come out this fucking winning though but I'm literally have to say
NDL don't want NDL to win fuck no I think they will probably did you like to win now
We you know I drew free free
Experience no, I mean like experience and ball only
Like wait chat do
But how do they do the
Like they literally like a fiver side to wait how many places I see
I'm going to say, NDL have experience in Barley, do you know what I mean?
Scouts Marley had a team in that, you know?
I think he did.
score prediction I'm gonna say I'm gonna say 2-1 NBL I'm gonna say community F2
score first
game it's gonna be him no pressure point there was before united
I'm not careful, it's just sticking 70 quid on it.
They might have gone off the radar in the commuter's cup, but we're talking about the
big cup.
Don't tell you what, they're a good fucking bump.
Da da da da da.
Ba la chow, ba la chow, ba la chow, chow, chow, chow.
Oh shit, yeah, Ndl did win.
Okay, so if Ndl wins this, the top of the league.
We'll target.
I absolutely love it, because Gerald starts to just pull the ball.
What do you like more? Greg's or...
I'm gonna say Greg's bro, cause I've never heard of you before.
You put my life savings on that chest.
I'll take 10% mate.
Is Jhin's played? Yeah. Jhin's played last game.
You mean?
Oh no, we want community to win cause they're from Manchester aren't they?
Yeah, that one, that's one. Oh, wow. Oh! Come on! Come on! Get in there!
Yeah, I told you.
And yeah, it's gonna score two now.
Goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, goal, last throw!
That's the guy that scored a hat trick in the final.
Wait.
Check, who did he used to play for then?
Oh, I- Who won- Who won the final? It would have been...
I didn't watch the final, I'll be honest
I watched the semis
Oh!
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I got you now
Okay, you're slow, my bad, my bro
Damn, okay
Okay, okay
So he's like the star player
Okay, you're so goofy and shit
shit okay just continues to get stronger and stronger and stronger
yeah the other one sir you know what the fuck are the shades now when ndl
did it it and did it i i i i was deciding whether to say nico or ndl it's not pronounced nico is it
it's nico i mean how long will it take for me to get sacked this season yeah get off screen
new slot. Yeah, no fucking
sorry.
We genuinely take up so much of
the camera. Love you for it,
though.
Cheers, fishy mate.
Appreciate that dog.
Check it out.
the fans in person I think so well he's already been a star of this team and he's short they
can take three takes to the top who doesn't suck her sand play for he's got the advantages
but two of the wall obviously being moved a few uh a few yards back in last season and
There's no way. Prime. Oh my fucking god.
Well said. Well fucking said. Oh my god.
I'm not gonna tell you if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you I'm gonna wait for Jinx to see it and then
You know I mean because then you can get your reaction as well as his at the same time
So if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you
It's mental though
But I shall but I shall
Already know how I love whatever it's always
I used to work at Tesco
I used to fucking face up and shit
Who forgot cameras on talk
Cameras don't breathe cheers Frank
Appreciate that bro
Shouts you're actually more brainwrought than my younger cousins
I don't know what to tell you
I did was face not fucking boring
No, obviously I did like the other shit
Where the fuck is this gingerbread?
Who is it?
My social match is going
He's always coming to talk until he needs you to stream for him
He's a pierce taker
It's hardly bro
Don't worry Tesco is here, cheers Tesco Carpac, hey Maxi, OH ITS WONT CHUP WHAT DID I SAY?
What did I say?
What did I say?
NDL is going to win 2-1, community is going to score first.
What did I say?
What did I say?
I want community to fucking win this now.
Mission of Streams?
Chup.
I'm always fucking busy though.
I actually have to do my job.
Oh my god, I've set a slur.
Oh!
I've set the J Slur.
Not cool to be arrogant.
What do you mean?
They script the scores before it starts.
Cheers, shey.
That's just 30% of today's stream.
Fuck, you fucking milliner.
Can't be wrong.
It was the fault earlier
You legit walk about like door it with a back so shut it all right no one's chatting to you bro
And tell me the people
I don't think I'm a good boy.
Alright.
Shit in there.
I can't watch him all from the...
Miss Genji!
With a five gifted!
One Miss Genji.
There was in the chat, there was in the chat.
Fucking hell.
I was watching a JT shoot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should start of it. I should start of it.
I should start of it. There's Lyon and then there's Chateau shit. Come on, mate.
I'm not doing anything, though.
That's where you get a score goal in three-file.
Most depressing five-game. Yeah, it's not going to be me, though.
Now I'll go and I'll go and I'll let him know when he comes in.
Chat reminding.
Did you know when they drew 3-3?
Charles, why did you try to suck me out?
There's gonna be no more goals now, Chat.
You shouldn't listen.
I
Just out of five ball appends how many do you reckon you could score?
You say fall I missed the first one on purpose just to give the keeper like oh
aww
something's helping anyway
I said 3-1
I said 3-1
uh...
that first Samson got
Samson got what though?
you didn't finish the question off Samson got
yeah you didn't finish the question off you
yeah and then and then and then
how have yous the camera?
Why do you work close? It stops the camera from slipping.
Or orange. Or banana.
What? Who says laughing emoji?
Samsung or fruit? Samsung or what? It's human size. Come on.
Where's Morgan?
I made that fucking opus in the changing room.
the looks of it he's going home
favorite fruit that starts with a a per I love Samsung I thought you'd go to
aura and that's just a plus bro that's just a plus so we're stuck here yeah
pretty much bro love the pink cat is on your headphones
board. And go get him, can you call him? My phone's dead. So at the minute I'm stranded
in London. Only thing plus is your shirt size XXL plus. That's not a thing, mate.
Fucking Brian Lee. What phone do you have? Samsung.
Hello Samsung. Your social battery is absolutely fucked. There's a reason I'm behind the camera.
Your personal phone. Yeah but watch. I'm on my phone right now. Hello? Yep. This is me calling on my personal phone.
What's L for backwards Samsung that's changed
I thought it was dead just plug it in just plug it in and speed down
Come on bro. Anything can happen.
Pay for watch.
Click off then bro.
How did you meet Morgan?
Uh, free GTA.
Shitting.
No jeans then.
I'd love to but there's no service in here.
There's no service in here actually.
Nothing shame in it.
Shit.
Shit went this man.
Fucks sake!
Yo, I'm modding bro, modding.
Coming to the week.
Chat of the week.
Ginger sign?
I've actually fucked him well. I've actually fucking fucked.
Actually fucking fucked. Why am I fucked?
Fuck.
What was the game like?
And there he is. Fucking hell.
Have I got 20% of this truth?
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
Hello, hello, hello!
Well then where would you like me to start? I'd love to know your opinions on it, we'll start kicking off, yeah I know, I've heard it, I've heard it, I've heard it.
They're fuming at Saq Hassan aren't they? They're fuming at Saq Hassan.
This is it. We will now be following up with both Barley and the player directly, no further comment will be made until these discussions have been taken.
I will say about that game, I'll sum it up very fucking quickly.
Very good, football was quality, conceded two really poor goals and very avoidable.
Probably got a shoot mum, but other than that I thought we were fucking brilliant.
Oh my god what a save.
I thought we played really well. I thought the football was class.
And I feel as though we've dropped two points there, we shouldn't have dropped.
But that's the first team, that's the first time the team have played together.
A few hiccups. You probably look at Butcher.
Butcher in that, you probably don't concede the first one.
You probably don't concede the second, the third.
But other than that, I can't sit here and say we were shit like last season.
I thought we played really fucking some good bits of football there, I'll look forward to what else we've got in store.
Hey, thank you very much for the five, mate, I appreciate the five gifted, thank you very much Miss Ginger.
Go on, thank you very much Miss Ginger, I appreciate that a lot, thank you.
Is it? Go on Miss Ginger, thank you again love, I appreciate that.
Still early days, and yeah, overall, quite positive.
So I can't really, I'm not one to mow, I'm not one to bicker.
We've got some burger, but apparently it's vegetarian.
What the fuck is that?
Where the fuck are you, mate?
Oh, it's a fish cake.
Let's have a look.
Is this a corner?
Oh, it does. It comes off his arm.
Put it on his arm.
Nice.
Come on, Community FC.
Can't believe I'm sorry eating a fucking fish cake.
Do you ever think it's fish? I think it's potato and veg.
I'm good, we didn't win that. We were fucking miles back.
Miles bad, miles bad.
What was I going to say now, chap? I was tired of this play that you'd been alright.
Oh, he's been a bunch.
I'll tell you what, the community aren't doing too bad to be fair, especially versus NDL.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, what a thing.
Hey, Jack, did you see me rattle all the MDLs, bans?
I'll fucking rattle, but I have the old fucking wall on strings.
I had the old fucking yellow wall on fucking strings.
Too easy, mate. Too way too easy.
You hungry, Jack?
Can I help you? Thank you.
That's not good.
Out of ten, we won't go for result. How do you reckon we played?
In terms of playing, I think we were a seven.
we were a 7
yeah
I'd say 7
compare that chat to last season when we were, when it was 3-2 we lost the 26ers
bear in mind how shit we were
we've dropped 2 points there
but we played well
I mean, so I don't mind it
We've got the videographer from United in Chat Sam, double-using the chat for Sam.
Oh, my God, we did it.
BOOOM!
You OK, Brian?
Sorry, snap.
Wait, Brian, slow prediction before your game.
Have you got...?
Oh, you should've been that foot me, the shit.
Well, they might not be, actually.
They're good, mate. I scored past them last season.
They can't be that good. I am good, to be fair.
Can you see it?
I can't see it.
Free-free.
We have...
Yeah, we vision really shit.
I'll tell you now...
I'll tell you now, vision will be 12th, and I'll put 5 and a good on it.
I want to drum it on, innit?
Yeah, see you later.
I'm fucking all off, I'll wrap it shut up.
I need a Muslim by then.
Oh, right off.
Yeah, no, vision will be 12th.
Yeah, I can say.
Just press the goalkeeper, then it'll be...
Community. I mean, they're playing, I agree with one of the best teams.
It's only 3-1.
It's not a hot item.
There's no reason behind signing for leaving for ACS.
I don't know what was the reason.
Do you want me to be honest?
No, probably it was the same reason you left
to can't fucking stand the coach and shag him.
Oh, my God. I didn't say that.
No, you didn't.
Unfortunately, I know a lot about FTS
because I hear a lot.
This was before we signed for leaving.
The way the players get spoke to is a fucking shallow shit.
Is that a good goal? Is that a good goal?
What a goal, let's wait for a replay.
I mean, hello goalkeeper.
No, yeah, no, it's his first one and he deserves to be there. Community FC.
I'm going to go around and go to Week 10 to the Kingly Drop Points.
We drinking there, bro, is that Red Bull?
No, we're drinking there, bro, is that Red Bull?
No, we're drinking there, bro, is that Red Bull?
He's got his pride, not pride.
Yeah, his pride, I see.
No, he's got his good book on the ground.
We drinking there, bro.
Is that Red Bull?
He fucking loves Red Bull.
Fucking loves Red Bull.
He loves Red Bull.
No, I'm all right.
I've got my, I've got my empty apertures.
Should have said, yeah, really.
Anyway, Sam, you're here for one reason, one reason.
I don't want to debate.
All right, guys.
So, as you can see, I'm picking the badger.
Follow the Instagram, follow the YouTube.
Instagram, visuals by Dotsan.
I'm going to put it.
Set again.
Visuals by that son, that's the Instagram.
Visuals by Samuel, that's the YouTube way to see more
of the big man, more of me, more of the team, more support.
So make sure you're following all the socials
to get every bit of the amount that you can.
Oh!
There's no way.
You can't, check out here, you're all right.
Nothing happened.
But that's all right, man.
Follow that.
See you soon.
Thank you very much, Sam.
We should just do it straight now.
See you later, Sam.
Thank you, bro.
We're in Philkina, love, Sam.
He's there!
See you in a bit, mate.
He fucking brings a crock in there if he eats his arm when I kill him.
Yes, Chaz.
What is it?
It's almost as if I'm fucking telepathic.
Telepathic.
Fucking, you've come to these streets, mate.
What?
That's right.
Fuck, he's a sign-out, man.
Nice.
Good to meet you.
Yeah, that's what you should do when they take you off after he scores.
Oh, beautiful shot. What a save that is. Oh penalty. Come on. Hey, that's good. That's
a great fucking better kit. That was a lucky that. I saw wheels on Twitter and I couldn't
give a fuck come on I hope he scores five two come on
That's poor, that.
Should be interesting.
I think United will be good against the attacking teams most...
Oh mate, at the end of the day, chat, we've just played against Haram football.
That's what we've just fucking played against there.
I expected a lot more from Toby, if I'm honest.
I expected a lot more.
I don't understand why you're all saying me keepers bad
The two goals which is defensive errors and the first cut I can't remember the second goal
I just can't believe that told you playing a full on formation
Well chat what I would say is just give him time please
just give him time don't just fucking don't need to berate him now let him fucking see
do what he's doing in a couple of weeks you know what I mean it was a free two it wasn't
well obviously it was but the amount of times he dropped into a 4-1 was mental
okay Ryan United draw sorry Ryan mate it weren't even bad I know he wasn't but
chat just expecting goalkeepers to say their opinion.
It's the most criticize position in the pitch.
Who's Andy L's goalkeeper?
Who actually is Andy L's goalkeeper, chat?
Come on, look good, he fucking did.
Dylan Barnes, is he good?
X clock, ooh.
I'm interested in.
Keepers going, yeah, for Xpro played one game ahead.
It's playing the clock, his leg's looking.
To be fair, a bunch of players got to play.
What a ball!
What a fucking ball.
the
and the ideas and ideas and
That could have got a second best coach in the league.
Go on.
Wait, what?
And you've got a new coach!
Oh shit didn't even realize
That's what I didn't realize
All good Bobby make one the boy. I'm gonna take you on the old man
No, he's ex-football pro. Who is the coach? Yeah, he's a little bit decent.
Oh, what do you call it? If a clutch and rookies chat, I'll end stream and then I can go in
what do you call it? So, sign some stuff, take some photos and stuff like that. So, I'll
I'll make sure I go and do that before I go.
Oh, you got that?
Then tomorrow, chat, I'm fucking busiest fuck this week,
but I'll stream as much as I can.
Tomorrow...
So, tomorrow, actually...
I've got four meetings.
But obviously I've got Winton training,
so I'll be on until about half seven.
I might stream from home tomorrow.
Part timer again, brilliant.
Which home?
I've only got one home, mate, and then I've got, I've got an office, let me tell you something.
I almost went to sleep.
Four meetings is fucked.
When I say I'm busy, I'm not fucking chatting shit so I don't have to stream, I fucking love streaming.
Yeah, I've got a meeting at 12, a meeting at 1, a meeting at 2, and I've got a meeting at half 2.
So I'm alive as soon as I can. I'm going to aim to get up, I won't even get on until fucking 4am as well.
And Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm fucking I'm making sure I'll do everything that I still gotta do chatting and I'm fucking taking two weeks to just stream straight
nothing else to stream stream stream you'll never lose me Dean and I might need to say that I'm honest
I'm going to go and speak to the Povletico boys as well after this game.
I look at them as like my second team, these boys, because they're from Manchester, I hope I'm as much as possible.
Why did you not win today? If you didn't score more than them, you're fucking idiots.
I'll tell you what, I'll say back to what I can cancel. I'm fucking doing some of it for Charity. I've done two things for Charity actually.
You tell me I'm a part-timer. Oh my god, Brentford Wolves 2-2. What the fuck? Brentford, but tune it up. That's mental.
That's his mum's life.
Oh
Ginger is doing nothing to be fair use your 11. That's why I fucking like you mate. I fucking love you
To my donation, I've not got any alerts on my feet for bro. I can't catch up or anything
I can't do anything because I'm obviously not at home. I can't do anything brother. Sorry, mate
Let me know what it really was
Don't forget us
You're gonna make me nibble and I'm gonna fucking lose me shit. So please stop is what I'm gonna ask please stop
Smoker I see you in a bit mate 10 minutes for you brother
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5
Being the one who tells you they're more stringent than you, see that there is a raised base
That's fucking unpowered, genuine
Fucking one of the worst things in the world
That's one of the worst
The line, oh this would be good
Why is this there?
I've dreamed every day of the past week, by the way.
I've dreamed every day of the past week is what clarifies.
I'm not looking for a fucking round of applause there, but I just want to clarify the stats.
Two hours, for three hours. See, this is actually where people forget.
When I first, I won our stream, I've never done a one-hour stream.
I've never done a one-hour stream. I've never done a one-hour stream.
I streamed four hours minimum this week.
Right, and also that was on Saturday, which you fucking could argue the day afterwards.
Yeah, I mean, I just fucking grabbed that.
The first to score is 7-1, mate.
My school got threatened to be so cold after the week, because it was so unfair, you know.
You just be grafting Jim.
That's also true.
Actually, I'm not.
I'm trying to go whenever I can, but it's fucking hot.
You jumping on mate.
Yeah, let's move on.
Anyway.
Moving on.
Moving on
If we'd have lost on a journey come back in any stream I would not have been in the mood
You played so fucking
So much better football attacking football entertaining football
We pay the price and we give shit those ways
She's just a fucking rotten mind thing though.
I've got no idea we're playing that sweet,
hopefully, fucking vision again, but we'll see.
Yeah, no idea, if I'm honest, no idea.
Yeah, yeah.
Sack and Sampson the club never gave him permission to play in the Barley
It's weird though because they also said that they're not happy with Coxie being a Barley
But they're 11 weeks to fucking do something about it. They didn't do fuck all I've got his wheel stone
It's just pricks from what I'm considering and what I'm hearing
Not hearing seeing sorry
Do you know me when it's butch back butch you'll be back next week. Don't you fucking worry? He's gonna make this top right?
Oh that was shit
the way he is. No, it's not.
It's JJ. He plays with JJ to you.
7-2, there we go.
Oh, they're appealing it.
That's poor taste from Nick or that. New team, 7-2 up when you're challenging it. Poor taste, poor taste.
Yeah, that's bad, that.
Peter Mantridge United yesterday.
We're the best team in the fucking world for a reason.
Paul Lee, imagine you're in there still, let's have a look.
Nothing's loading on the Wi-Fi, let's turn it off.
So it's in here, go bridge, I've got a fucking clue.
Right, Chas.
It's injured ball, there's no man at home.
Can you not fucking see? Are you fucking blind?
Fucking hell, is that stream delayed?
Is he watching the right fucking stream?
How are you reading that out?
Marko, the thing is though, you're joking and trying to make me nibble, I'll ban you.
Is it worth the risk? That's the question.
I'm not sure I knew any more, it's alright, it's been me, but no idea what we've got next
week, if I'm honest, no idea. Hopefully we get a fuck here.
What's the matter? I've noticed I'd have to take off Prime.
I'd actually like you to do that. I'd love to fucking play against Prime.
I'd love to play against Prime if I'm honest.
Hey, back at you.
What do I owe you, mate?
United win tonight.
We drew mate, free free.
Most entertaining game of the night though.
Oh, hello.
Nothing's loading.
I'm curious to see what's up getting there.
I'm curious to see what happens with the essay and stuff like that.
Is that what I mean?
If Will's thought I was going to cry about it.
They should do two things shouldn't they?
Don't set the man that brought the player in.
Don't treat him like shit and pay him more.
Why is the bar not refining anymore?
I don't want to, I'm going to ask you.
Right chat, I'm going to go get changed.
Sign some stuff, etc, etc.
Thank you very very much for watching today. I appreciate you all, honestly thank you so
fucking much for watching today, I appreciate you man. Unfortunately we didn't get the win but what
I will say, we fucking played good and that's what matters. I will see you all tomorrow,
I'm going to see if I can move me meeting to go a bit earlier but if not I'll be live as soon as I
can and then obviously I've got one in training and then we're going to win it and lock him
So it should be fucking good, but chat was still fucking on me and that's the main thing
Absolute legends favorite subs the bits the gift is the dough knows I appreciate you's all man honestly
Thank you for the suit on just thank you for watching favorite time. Thank you for chilling. I appreciate every single one of these chat
Thank you so fucking much. I will see you all tomorrow
Good night. God bless sleep tight
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