angryginge13
🔥LIVE EARLY!!🔥BALLER AFTER MATH!🔥WEATHER IS UNREAL!🔥CHAMPO LEAGUE🔥KING!🔥
03-17-2026 · 3h 43m
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I don't give it four months mate.
First I give it a 16.
Svavali, give it a 24.
Ben, give it a 51.
Evan, give it a 36.
Three years gone the blind.
Kids, give it a four.
Slap, give it a 31.
Harry, give it a 29.
May, give it a four.
Jack, give it a 16.
Leona, give it a 11.
Hello, Jack.
Hello.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to everyone.
And listen, there's one more I need to say.
Happy St. Patrick's Day to you, innit?
Let me fucking over there, I'm gone.
I think it's only right, chat, we ring him.
Let's give you a hug of his pest, innit?
B.O., you're live on stream mate, you okay?
What's up then you have fucking gender and balls.
Yeah, she's definitely had a few balls, balls.
I just wanted to say a massive Happy St. Patrick's Day, mate.
I appreciate that one.
Yeah, no, you definitely will be at work tomorrow.
Must be at work, I'll be at work tomorrow.
I'm fucking mustard only right here.
No, you'll definitely be there tomorrow, mate.
Fuck, definitely mustard.
You're definitely there tomorrow
He's saying he definitely missed it chat he's missed his flight, but he hasn't
But you know
No, you've not you go and fucking enjoy your fucking night and we have a great time all right mate
Hey, no problem, and I'll see you tomorrow
You're not sick tomorrow
You're not gonna be six tomorrow, you'll be fine, you'll be at the bobshoot tomorrow.
Your gran's died 16 times mate.
May God rest their fucking soul being, I'm sorry to hear that.
She was a good woman. She was a good fucking woman.
She was a great woman. Did she die today or?
Did somebody say?
Did she die today or?
She died a certain day, when I was a little girl, I fucking hurt my fucking soul back.
I got myself out of my gas.
There, that...
That breaks my fucking heart, that...
I got that. She was a great woman.
She was an amazing woman.
She escaped after.
That's the fucking right, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that being out, right?
I'll let you go mate, but you have a great time.
Alright, I'll see you next week, is that alright?
No, I'll see you tomorrow mate.
No you won't.
I'll see you.
See you in a bit.
Bye bye mate, bye bye.
What's happened there is we've actually spoke to a wild bino
in his natural habitat.
And what's actually happened there is,
as you can clearly tell, it's very hard to understand him.
Very tough to understand him,
he speaks very Irish and very fast but it's almost a magnificent to see the
wild Ryan in Ireland in his natural habitat surrounded by fellow Irish
and then you really get to see the real Beano he's a pissed up Irish bloke and
that's all Beano will ever be a pissed up Irish bloke
Yeah, you probably do need subtitles to understand. Yes.
Why didn't you go as well? Because I'm not Irish, mate.
Am I going to sit here and tell you he's a no-mate?
Wait, what is that? Is that Tamora?
So, what's wrong with the backpack?
Oh, right, yeah, no. So basically, the old backpack is getting sent...
Oh, it's tonight. The old backpack is getting sent to get fixed. I've got the replacement backpack.
It's getting picked up tomorrow. Let me let him know that it is ready to be picked up. Let me just...
Perfect, mate. Well, I've got it ready to go, mate. There we go. I wasn't saying
So yeah, the backpack is packed away there. That's getting picked up tomorrow sent off the other boys are getting their backpacks as well this week
I'm pretty sure
Cameras live again. Ah, do you know what he's got a fucking stop?
Has to stop has to stop
We're seeking
Thank you very very much. I appreciate that a lot honestly. Thank you very much. We seek it
I appreciate it. I hope you had a good stream...
Thank you very much!
HELLO!
WHAT THE FUCK IN CHEEES?!
What's your language is this?
Go on Amy!
Thank you very much for the 5 Amy
You're a fucking legend
Go on Amy you mad cow
Thank you very very much love
And please say that a lot
You're a fucking legend
Spanish innit?
Or is that actually English?
And if you're good I'll take you home with me
Chant with me
And if you're good I'll take you home with me
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Spade!
Next one then!
Suck on!
Everybody!
Run the fight!
What's a believable tune by the way?
What's this? What?
Fucking what? Real tunes?
Oh my god! What else in the Spanish tune?
Okay!
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey!
I wanna know if you be my girl or not.
What a shoot!
Oh my God!
Unbelievable!
Let me try to sit in this concert.
I better make her mine, oh mine!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
I want to know!
Oh my, what a dance!
Woo!
Everybody on the floor!
Come on!
Let's check on Sketchup's son.
Who does this?
Who do you want?
I don't know his name.
Chocolate!
Who knows?
Chocolate!
Alisha!
What a Alisha!
I'm going to buy this to your sexy bitch.
Go on, Alisha.
Thank you very, very much, son.
Everybody want a chocolate?
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Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown!
Who the fuck's Charlie Brown?
What's what does Charlie Brown do?
Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown.
You know what he does?
Snoopy, what is he the fucking dog?
What you meant to do when he says Charlie Brown
go for a piss as a dog or something.
I turn around, I turn around, take back the idea, just like I did.
Come on!
Good, good, good, good, good.
Fuck it, I'm sweating.
I'm sweaty but there's one more we've definitely got to end on this one.
Everyone's got to do this!
Everyone's got to do this!
It's not that version.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this shit?
What the fuck is this?
Okie-cokie.
Here we go, Mr Tumble, thank you.
Well, some time, the Okie-cokie, it's time for the Okie-cokie.
You can eat, you put your last arm in, your last arm out.
Sit out, sit out, shake it all about.
You look you'll get a great mouth.
That's what it's all about if you're not.
Oh, the old yokey, oh, the old yokey, oh, the old yokey.
You're right on the right arm house, hitting out, hitting out, shaking all around.
You hear the hokikoki and it's turning around.
That's what it's all about.
It's a money-own.
Whoa, hokikoki!
Whoa, hokikoki!
Whoa, hokikoki!
Whoa, hokikoki!
You left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about, you give it a yokey-yokey, and
you turn it around, that's what it's all about.
Oh, yokey-yokey.
Oh, yokey-yokey.
Oh, yokey-yokey.
You spend all the strength, rah, rah, rah.
You put your right leg in.
Your right leg out.
In, out, in, out.
Shake it all about.
You do the yokey-yokey.
And you turn it around.
That's what this all about.
Everybody now.
Wow, Yoki Yoki!
Wow, Yoki Yoki!
Wow, Yoki Yoki!
And he's got an arms straight, brah, brah, brah!
You hold yourself in, huh?
You hold yourself out, in, out, in, out, you're shaking all about.
You hear the Yoki Yoki and he's turning around.
And that's what the solo band is about, right?
Huh?
Wow!
Yoki, Yoki!
Wow!
Yoki, Yoki!
Wow!
Yoki, Yoki!
Nice, great!
Ah, ah, ah!
Are you still going?
Wow!
Yoki, Yoki!
Wow!
Yoki, Yoki!
Nice, great!
And that's what we're going to do.
Cut.
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I'm definitely getting your shorts on.
I don't fuck around in the shopping.
I'm not going to get your shorts on.
I can't do anything in there.
Where do you go?
Fucking hell.
I'm sweating like I'm taking a butchers.
oh sweet Molly Malone who's that
shout out to Heisman, shout out to Bino
fucking shattered
go on NYJ, shout out to SoulMeatFan
thank you very much for the gift bro van
you're a fucking legend bro, thank you so much
call me, thank you again bro, Alicia thank you
SoulMeatFan, broken in five, alright, thanks everybody
thank you
I've had the noise outside!
Fucking hell, I've been doing this in the last outside.
You know what I'm saying? We're a song.
Fucking better, aren't we?
It's a song.
Yup.
I'm on this wedding, and it turns off time and speed
I'm looking for the bride to make, she's looking like me
I'm getting changed, I'm getting changed
I'm looking for the bride to make, she's looking like me
I'm looking for the bride to make, she's looking like me
I'm running in the same way you need to see my face
So what the fuck can make you think I wanna know who you are?
You said we're on the same page, I'm on the same page
Oh my God, this is a real fucking place
I'm on the same page, I'm running in the same page
I'm on the same page, I'm running in the same page
I'm on the same page
I don't believe it, it's a fucking trade
That's one of the core of my youth in 1990
I don't give a shit if I am no fucking space
I don't give a fuck if I'm my own stupid kid on the base
I don't care what I see, I don't care if she sees
Oh
Wrong version. Put green on. Holy pyjamas. I mean I must admit, I think it's an interesting
one. I must admit, I can't say I'm fucking buzzing with this one. Did I get any? Did I
I can't get any other things I can put on, because I can't...
It's not the most interesting for us, is it?
Oh.
It's an interesting one.
Let me see what else I got.
They're putting a great song from an Irish bloke about with me one minute.
The sun's gone, the sun's gone.
You're a fucking legend, go on Jess!
Thank you very very much love!
I appreciate that a lot Jess, you're an absolute legend!
Thank you very very much love!
What's hate?
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That does actually work.
Righty-o.
Here, we have a club statement from Wheelstone.
This is the club that watched their manager last season turn up for 11 game weeks, didn't
say a thing to them, to him should I say, and now he's trying to not pay him.
So that is welcome to Wildstone, absolutely fantastic club there, run by fucking morons,
you are taking liberties.
Here we go, Sac-Cassan, who has been paid to play in ball league, Wildstone wishes to
provide certainty of its supporters all fucking 25 of them.
Hassan's to take part in the first matter yesterday evening.
Sack and his representatives are where he is breached of playing
his contract, but not full screen earlier.
There we go. Sack Hassan has breached where that to
a bridge of his playing contract by choosing to feature in the ball league explained club
chairman Rory Fitzgerald that's a name there that we need to understand he's a fucking
knobhead and having been omitted from the last two matchday squads the Somali the midfielder
has played a total of 21 minutes from the bench during the new manager Gary Waddox
first four games so he weren't being played anyway. For the sake of absolute clarity at
the rules don't remain retains his official player registration and any
decision went to the reminder remainder the season who gives a fuck
stones manager what I've confirmed he does not expect the 24 year old to be
part of the team's plans between now and the end of the campaign which could
still end at Wembley Stadium if the Royals can overcome National League
Marine in a home is to the FA Cup trophy FHR about that match 28th
Alright, we've already come together with Garrett and Coat.
What the hell is Gemini on about?
What?
Thank you.
I should even doubt this.
We've already come together with Garrett and Coat to give this to us at both short-term
and long-term thoughts around the player makeup and recruitment.
So any work we can do now and the transfer deadline, March 27th, blah, blah, blah, blah.
What a load of shit.
Wildstone is shit.
Unluck it.
Alright, honestly.
Come on, Marine.
fucking bathroom. What the fuck is going on here? Am I? Who the fuck is this? Shit! She's
I messaged up the man-mountain richbeck.
Oh, wha, reply to him in a bit.
Cool one, richbeck.
He's got the, uh, oh.
Go!
Great tune.
Ta-da-da-da!
There we go, and you can't hear it, give it a minute, there we go.
Thank you.
Great tune.
Hello.
Thank you very much brother.
Jinx you have sold.
Nice.
You have started going down.
Appreciate it mate.
Thank you.
What is it called Jaden?
Right.
Anyway we've had a nice 45 minute there.
Segment just done.
Sitting, chatting shit.
Hello everyone.
We are live.
We're live very early today.
I've also got one in training later which is kind of why.
But I will.
I do what I might do, it depends on what time we get back, because we're doing something
with JD and when and after, so I'm going to go home and I might stream from home later,
just in case it's all sort of a lot easier and everyone's on.
Yes, I'll be, literally, I went live at 3, so I don't know what your point is there.
JD actually said he was ordering Nando's, just wondering what the latest is with that.
I'm fucking gone about that Melissa, thank you very much, absolute legend, I've got it
Alps.
Adam, Jim, 31, thank you very much Adam mate, thank you very much, I appreciate that.
Any chance of taking Koshia, I'm streaming as much as a camera, honestly mate.
Solo burger, Chivita 27 mate, James Chivita 20 months, mate, thank you very much man, I appreciate that.
Ryan Chivita 7 months as well mate, um, thank you very much bro, uh, get some, oh yeah, part of the McDonald's, um,
what do you call it, I'm releasing some sort of, um, thingies, I mean you've spammed it 20 times and clearly not which is why I've ignored every single one love.
Uh, Mitchell Chivita 21, thank you very much Mitchell Roxley, Chivita 7 months as well man, thank you very very much, I appreciate that.
Yeah, Beano was on there, what do you call it?
Beano was on, um, fucking, I suppose at like 11am today, so
Doesn't really surprise me to be honest
Right, no worries, cheers, cheers, don't look at it
What the fuck?
Very weird.
Is it a new McDonald's menu?
Is there actually?
Right, I'm going to minute.
I'm not going to have it.
By the way.
I just wanted to see if it's good or not.
Oh, God, there is.
There is.
So there was a lot of lots of a lot. Oh
Definitely the spicy chicken nuggets. Oh my god. They've got they've actually got oh my god. They've actually got cardboard
Cream egg McFlurry protein box
Off it
Yeah, I think it's got fit just
One yes, whatever the five gifts in love your fucking legend. Thank you very very much. Yes. I appreciate that a lot honestly
Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Yes. Where's my drawings? What do you mean?
Which ones?
The frappe so good, I don't have coffee
Have you reviewed yesterday's ball as a match? I don't really need to to be honest. We played well
We should have won we absolutely battered him played him off the park
We gave them two shit goals better rust first game of the season don't really mind it
And we go again next week
I'm honest
That's all I guess I need to say to guys
There's a lot of positives coming from that
I'm pretty sure if you actually have a look at the stats as well
These are these are all the stats for ball of League
Hello there Jake you came in
Gold? Yeah. Golds. I just lost 10 nil. You just lost 10 nil? Yeah. Are you need that shit?
Apparently so, yeah. You're very vibrant today. Do you know what it is, Jake? Yeah.
And I think he's a weather's nice. Honestly mate, it's lovely isn't it?
Anyway, this sea shirt's the highlight of my dick, because the highlight is this coat.
I'm honestly going to start, I'm just going to stand it. Sorry.
Well you've come in here and you've instructed me stream yeah
Your screens are black screen my screen's black is it
You've got the audacity to whip out that shit phone on my camera
Right, just so he can sort himself out the audacity
Whenever you're in this room you should only be using Samsung
I believe it isn't it?
Pardon?
Why is your screen black?
Are you on my second injustice?
Oh no.
Sorry about that chat.
Me being a silly bugger is usual.
No, believe it or not, Jake.
Just let me puff out my chest so I can gain aura.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Nice.
Yeah.
Your ribs come out further than your chest.
Yeah, my build's really weird.
Like, my rib cage is like, it's like...
Yeah.
Well, I can actually hear your stream.
Yeah, you look like Minimize.
Look, feel there, why am I rich so exposed?
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, do you know what I think it is?
It's because of all the lads behind him that's forcing him out.
Brilliant.
We'll talk in a while about the lads who come in here to see if they're the Nando's.
Nando's?
Yeah.
Oh, how dark Nando's.
Oh, that's just...
We'll have a look, close, we'll have a look.
Yeah, are you going to order it?
Yeah.
It's really nice of you.
I took my nan out for a meal the other day at a restaurant.
What's that?
Good job, it's Nando's.
Nando's.
You fucked the joke up entirely?
No, no.
I took my nan out for a meal the other day.
Good job it was called Nando's.
Yeah.
Where's the bit where she falls asleep?
I don't know.
Well, all old ladies fall asleep.
I took my dad out for a meal the other night and she fell asleep. Luckily it was Nando's.
Oh, blazer isn't.
Bit weird.
He takes it, he agrees with it.
So what is it you're getting from Nando's?
I'm getting a double chicken wrap.
Yeah, just one chicken's not enough, is it for him?
Well no, because he's high in protein.
Yeah, high in calories.
Yeah, he is about...
Well if you had to be high, isn't it?
Porridge, that's it.
She has porridge.
She has porridge.
Honey or sugar?
Fine.
Honey or sugar?
What's funny?
What's funny?
It's not what you're supposed to eat today.
It is, I promise.
That's all I have.
Are you actually watching now?
Yeah.
Who's with the Costco cookies?
You are right.
Let me check your face.
Can you smell burnt toast?
No.
Why is that?
When you're having a stroke you smell burnt toast.
I did buy them and I had five cookies yesterday, but today I'm locked in.
Yeah, but Monday. No, okay, so it was Monday yesterday. You should have locked in yesterday.
Yeah, but I didn't want to start on Monday. It was a bank holiday.
That's when you're meant to start. Your day starts Monday.
Yeah, I know, but it was a bank holiday, weren't it?
Yeah, protein doesn't matter if you don't work out. That is also a point.
I literally did 30 minutes on the treadmill this morning.
I'm not going to... I'm here to help as much as I can.
Can I have you pretty be wrong, quickly?
I'm not going to say anything.
I know, I know, but you just saying I don't work out on Shark, that's pretty wrong.
Do you want to do this together?
Yeah, come on then.
Just run along then.
Can you play for me?
I've never done this by the way, so I don't know what he's wanting me to do.
Oh
I'm not going to sit here and say I'm clapped really well because the first time I've ever been in a clap, press up if I'm honest.
I'm going to master it.
I'm not a PT, I'm not trying to play on a PT.
But do you want me to actually help you out from your push-up?
I can do a push-up.
It's just like you're going to take my ass sticks out and push yourself up, just go down.
Yeah.
Right.
And then just lie down flat.
And then don't actually push yourself up, but go and push yourself up.
Where would you put your arms to push yourself up now?
Am I doing it?
Is that where you put your arms?
Probably.
Am I doing it?
Now you want to push up.
Nice.
It's alright, we're all with the bill in the middle.
What do you mean by the clock?
Don't do the clock, we're not going to do the clock yet.
I'll do the clock now.
You're not going to do the clock?
I'm going to stop in the club. Just focus on the basics.
I'm too wide. It's not true at all if you want to work on your lats.
Yeah, because if you go closer, it's better for your chest, but further on it's better for your lats.
Wide up, it's better for your back.
Yeah.
Closer, it's better for your chest.
Yeah.
See, it's all you got, right?
Yeah, you know you're supposed to be fat. How many can you do?
I don't know.
At my peak.
If we put a fucking big tube on it, and we're going to go for how many we can do in each in a row,
I have Jim yesterday, I want to mention it.
How many do you have?
Alright, I can do probably 25 now.
25, can you say?
Go on Jess!
Fucking go on Jess!
Go on Jess!
I appreciate 25, you're fucking legend!
Go on Jess!
We've got to do 25 now.
Thank you so much Jess, I appreciate that a lot, honestly.
Thank you. No, I didn't mean...
Fuck off, train your backs, do push-ups, I didn't mean that to show this.
Thank you very much Jess for the 25, you're fucking awesome!
We love you Jess, thank you. You can't even do six. Can you only do six?
I can do so.
What's the fuck you...
Ah, okay, that's right.
Can I have a piece of energy?
Hey Jess, thank you so much, but honestly, thank you.
What brand is the track suit? It's...
Right, what's a good fucking tune to put your push-ups to?
People in Paris?
Ooh, probably not.
Oh, I've got one.
It's us to leave!
It's us to leave!
You're going to do the push-up?
No, I think... I think we need, like, every...
No, I don't. I just need...
Please, go and sit up.
You've got your ass.
If many is possible, if many is possible, we don't, we automate it so we can't do what,
until we can't do what, we drop our hands and we just go, go fucking go. Right, you go
First thing, set the standard.
Let's just get started.
There we go.
Thanks for watching, thanks for watching now.
Thousands of people watching us shake.
Thousands of people watching us.
In one of these push-ups, there's other things in this world that push-ups.
People are down with you, people are saying you've got fat.
People are saying your weight is basically like yourself, girls.
Now let's go, let's go, just one, two, three, four, five,
he's going six, seven, I've got your chest.
Ten, nine, ten, he's going 11, 12, don't quit now, don't quit.
The easiest thing to do is quit, and we ain't gonna do no.
Keep going, come on, 15, 16, 16.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Well done!
Took the floor up sorry you did 18. Yeah, what's up?
No, but I hope he doesn't stop because then you'll be dead. I know when you're going to put a parallel too fast
Yeah, I'm just
I think you'll be alright
Okay, I'll your arms feeling alright. I'm gonna roll out the way over you. You what sir?
I'm just going to roll back and forth.
You crack arms going to lie here a minute.
You crack arms going to lie here.
Right, okay.
Do you carry on or do you make sure?
You're alright, I'm good here.
It just means I work really hard, that's all.
Yeah, but when I'm done here you need to jump up.
What?
You need to go again.
What are you on about?
What do you mean?
We're not going until we can't do what?
What do you mean?
What?
We're going.
We're going.
Then who are you doing that?
At the start.
One, two, three, four, five, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
Come on!
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So you now have 1,450. Five wings on the side will probably be about 300. So you now have
1,600, 700.
But how much do you leave at that 2,000?
Honestly?
Yeah.
Probably about 150 colors.
Oh.
You put it like that.
Oh, yeah.
I'll let my eyes do it.
I know what's going on.
Ooh.
You put on the desk.
Yeah, I'll let me, I'll let my eyes do it.
Thought the car is off, you only live once.
Yeah, but guess what?
We won't be fucking living for very long, if you're thinking about it.
Look at the sweat there.
Looking dripping.
I was going to smoke in the truck this morning and I'll just walk.
So my question to you, when you go for these walks, have you ever watched them?
Just dead.
I had it on for the walk.
Got a jar, did you?
I don't know.
Got a track it from the whole day, mate.
Also, why don't I go for a walk outside?
See, I just think of that while I'm eating, so I don't want to walk and then...
What time do you mean?
12th outside walking, like the other.
So you can walk to one way for 25 minutes?
Then walk back, and you've actually got some fresh air?
I sat outside for the meeting, though you saw me.
You did, you fell? What's the code?
I was just...
Oh, that didn't work.
Why have you added fully loaded chips? I've not. I was earlier today. Oh
Oh, she yesterday was sure. Yes, she was yeah
For what's that thing right now? You've actually got a chicken up on its own. Yeah, I know
I think it's about 600 calories, but it's heavy protein. Yeah, I mean
Yes, it's 700 calories. No, it's not. What now it says six hundred ninety four calories there
Yeah, but about 250 calories in porridge
Yeah, I can't problem about that, yeah.
What would you actually be having for a cut, 2000?
For a cut?
Yeah, but not like an extreme cut, like what am I probably eating now?
Too much probably.
Well, definitely, yeah, but it depends, like, I'm on a cut and I'm on 1800.
And I'm 6ft2 and quite well built.
Yeah, I'm quite well built.
It's a problem you see.
And I'm also very active. That's where you're not. Do you get what I'm saying?
I do a lot of eSports though.
Playing career mode doesn't really count as eSports.
And you're actually not burning any calories? Or could?
Yeah, same one again, bottom right.
Do you know what I mean?
Well surely though, like, we've fallen out of your cranking, obviously you think you're going to look crazy for that.
Like, is he fucking being serious?
Do the BMR card feel like that? No, we've done that many times, we don't need to.
I looked up, streaming burns a hundred carries an hour because you're moving your arms.
I've got it. That's bollocks.
You can't make bollocks, you tax it.
J-rock, but the point is, yeah, but the point is, it's no point, you could stream for eight hours and burn, let's go with, say, 600 calories.
But you would have consumed a thousand calories.
You've actually put on 400.
And that's it. That's the beauty of it.
Are you going to Man City tonight?
Er, yeah.
We know what happens in a box, don't we?
Nah, I won't, oh, fuck!
Get the sugar from me, bro, your phone's not down.
Get the sugar-free drinks.
First of all, that's what I would say, sugar-free drinks.
How long is drinking water in a minute?
Okay, I mean that's shit.
Do you wanna come outside and play football? I'm gonna keep it up for someone.
I would make a little do that when I come out.
Of course I would.
Oh, okay. I don't mind, innit?
He'll start fresh again this week. He probably will, to be fair.
That's a beauty. How many weeks in a year?
How many weeks in a year? 52.
52. That's 52 chances to start the day.
And failing that there's always next week as well, next year sorry.
I'm going to go, you've just been kind of dickhead.
Ah, brilliant.
Sorry, women eh?
Right, broccoli and coleslaw.
I'm not going to go coleslaw, I'm going to go broccoli and what's mash, can you just
say, I'll go spicy rice. This is actually the first time I've had rice in the jungle.
Actually, I don't know, I'm really sick of it.
As an outside, basically when you have rice for three weeks straight you don't
I don't know if you've played a lot of touchy games.
Yeah, I had that with chicken nuggets.
I went to an all-you-can-eat buffet on holiday.
I can't wait for us now.
But the food I had here couldn't be any better.
Yeah, chicken nuggets tasted just like McDonald's.
So I stopped in them all holiday.
And then the last two days of the holiday, honestly, it was fucking...
It was bad.
I bet it was, yeah.
Honestly.
I reckon I could have a few at the jet.
I'll give him out that, you know.
Right, yeah, I hear it, I'll record it.
Yeah, I'll just get a chicken butterfly
and mash it in broccoli if that's all right, mate.
Yeah, I know what it was, mate.
And then...
Ooh.
Yeah, go for it, mate, go please.
Oh, oh, holy, holy, holy, holy, holy, holy, holy, holy,
oh, I can't fucking put my shoulders up.
Oh my God, I can feel the muscle,
shoulders free muscles there you can feel that like no bring your arming you
feel them on fire if you've actually done the pesto it's proper yeah fucking hell
hey hold on a second I love your fucking legend thank you very much I love
I appreciate that a lot honestly thank you an absolute legend thank you so much
honestly thank you oh mate your phone
Nice. Yeah, I'm good with that. Thanks for the advice.
Thanks mate, thank you.
Is anyone else home with that?
They just got home, but if you want to save your money, just save all of it before you
go and order a quick drink. I won't even say anything.
Chad! Chad, we're the five! We're the five! Chad, we're the five!
Go on the bike, favourite animal is Chad, mate.
Are you planning to keep it up in the garden?
Yeah, I can do you.
That's how hard it is there.
No worries, mate.
Chad, look how massive my shoulders are now.
I actually can't even raise my shoulder.
That's massive, that.
Wow, wow.
Yeah, they've actually, they've just ate as well to be fair.
Smokey, see you at 18 Rubber Glove, bye. Thank you mate.
Go on Smokey.
Cheers for the time out yesterday, no problem.
Fucking, you're very welcome Smokey mate.
I was at the meetings today,
the meetings, they went very well to be fair.
There's something big being planned,
and yeah, that meeting went really well.
Well, all right, take them, sir.
You okay, mate?
You okay, bro?
Yeah, I'm good, thank you, mate, you.
Oh, good, mate, I feel you.
You all right, you okay?
How are you?
I'm feeling.
Ask me if I'm okay, one more time.
Are you okay?
No.
Why?
Because, well, like, 6,000 off a month's cut, yeah?
Yeah, they've told me.
I think, how many days?
Left, something like that.
1,000 a day?
We've been averaging 10K a day.
Have you?
Imagine if you posted consistently all the time, you'd probably be on about fucking
five now.
No, by the way, I've not posted it since that video because I really don't want to talk
about it.
What, the video that we did?
Yeah, I've purposely not posted it.
Hello chat, is it okay?
We could do April Fools.
By the way, do you want to come in a little water?
Come on.
Where are you going?
Into the strip.
Do you like the mean strip?
No, I don't know.
Why?
No, I don't know where you're on about.
Oh, you actually haven't posted it.
What are you doing videos about?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I actually haven't told you.
One game video's got 31.9 million.
How was that one?
No way.
Well, I'm about to go in the garden with Jake
and play some football.
Yeah, we could do that, but it's a nice day.
We walk up where all the shops are
and the nice restaurants and stuff.
And I've got to walk up that road.
It's proper nice.
I mean, I'm more than happy to.
I'll go and look at his art.
I'll just hand out his art with the Nandos.
After Nandos, I've got.
Got to leave, man, for the city game.
What time?
We've been up quarter past five.
Ah, yeah, probably can't have them.
All right, I don't need no worries.
What are you doing?
Chasher's get out soon?
I went to JD to try and find some hats on my hair
that I'm gonna shop off.
He was in beanies, our caps, they're both.
He was in VNQ.
Yeah.
What the fuck is Bob the Builder doing there?
What?
Have you got a Bob the Builder?
The Bob the Builder.
What element?
There's only one element in here, mate.
The butler?
Yeah, my element.
Yeah, but we're using the large from the...
...the VGA.
Alright. Anyway, we'd work up to that.
I could... I fucking think you're asking the same thing.
Why have you got a parachute on your legs?
These are the new trousers from JD.
Yeah, with a great disrespect.
Why have you got the five sizes too big?
And why are you dressed like a guy that's got all the scrapkins in him?
Alright, I've got that. I'll give it up.
Too shit.
That's cool.
I've already got a shirt on.
No, where's Bob the Builder?
Oh, God!
Hahaha!
Yo!
That's good for a Chess.
Exactly what a five gifted you are.
What is that?
Exactly what a five mate.
You're a fucking legend.
Hey, thank you very very much man.
I appreciate that a lot Zach.
Thank you bro.
So yeah, you went for it too.
I went GD and I met up and then it basically turned into a fucking meet and greet in my
nose.
I was wondering why you took two camera.
Yeah we could go and set it up.
Yeah set it up like that.
Hey thank you very much.
I appreciate it Zach.
Thank you bro.
Thank you mate.
Listen I'm fucking I reckon you hit a bell three days. I'm gonna go with in three two K a day
No
No, I think you are if you're originally today. I only got today right average you take a day and we've got six K left
Yes
Yeah, but your videos are slow dance if you post again, you definitely
You should do it do it this firm in post on I think you need to you need to look at the
the accomplishment of like hitting them as soon as possible because either way
you're asking to get chopped off. I mean who's putting your hair off?
So I've spoken to numerous barbers. Yeah. Yeah. We are green. Yeah. I'm not the last
one to have fired from a barbers. Yeah. If this is going to get done it needs to be done right.
100% yeah. And I found someone who's a parent where the special term. Oh I'm going to
minute these kind of terms. It's going to win price again. Do you need a penalty fee up tonight?
Do I need any help putting anything up today?
Do...
Can you hear us?
Charlie?
Alright.
Are you okay?
Why are you dressed in a high biz?
Hold on, let me turn him down.
Now, try again.
Hi, Laura.
I think you heard about your high biz.
I can't build it.
What are you building?
Now.
Right.
I
You what
Well, my point is
This is a rental you can't just go and put holes
But I
Because we're ready to off you
Yeah, no, it's fine. You've not oh my god. Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's about a lot of regulations. Thank you very much
Get that fucking drink off screen
Well done, man, thank you. Thank you very much. Let's play keep up in the garden with me
I love I will can you keep up? Can you can you keep up? I
I was good thinking about it and that's now solidified by the season not to
in crack on my string so I'll see you boys in a jiff if you hear any banging
it's only the ammo oh I'm a time yeah yeah thanks for me time or a clock
he's a fuck
Do you want to know what it's about?
Do you know what it keeps doing?
He's walking around with a cookie and trying to make me here, yeah?
Of course, the conclusion.
Yeah, because he don't want to be the fat one anymore, right?
He's not.
What?
He's not.
He's not.
He's still his guy.
He's not.
Your DMI is higher.
What do you think?
What?
He's about eight to nine gaugey.
Right?
You're about nine gaugey.
You're about nine gaugey.
You're about nine gaugey.
You're about nine gaugey.
You're about nine gaugey.
You're about nine gaugey.
I'm doing it the legit way, you know.
I'm doing it the legit way, you know.
Like Adam.
I mean, it's not that.
We're going to be done to pick that to you.
What are you drinking that for?
Sorry, sorry.
Come on.
Thank you.
Right, are we doing...
Chet, do you want me to give you up his left?
Which one?
Come on, let's go and football it.
It's okay, Corey, mate.
football it okay go away yeah I've got a slight issue I've got a new second
guess it's not on our things anymore can you ask your special people I can't
believe I'm not getting a bus cop what I'm not getting a bus cop
we are oh I'm close to me on tiktok as well you're close to me on tiktok yeah
no don't get up no we'll get up no I'm nearly on tiktok so I'm gonna have to
shave my head soon how I'll piss me off let's see no I just have to put it down
the sort I couldn't see.
You're doing it with two of the cameras in the footage?
It wasn't with pythases.
Yeah, I'm nearly there.
You've probably not updated yet though.
Oh, you've not got rid of other type in JK Davis.
Probably you will come up with your type in JK Davis.
Oh, can you actually call it that?
Oh, 280k.
No, it's not updated.
280k it says.
it says 300k of jump, that is, that's a two month, it's mad, there's a lot of capture up to do there
thank you mate, for what?
thank you
Friday wherever you are, thanks for having shaky hands mate
thanks for having the Parkinson's
yeah that's what it is
shit, what did you say?
no that's not Parkinson's, that's Cobbying Death
I can't wait till he gets his sponsorship.
I hope he gets sponsored by the walkers.
I'm just coming every day to McCoy's.
Walkers, you're not supposed to go on a walk.
You haven't been walking, have you?
Yeah, all this morning.
Oh, I tried to know that.
I said to him, why not just go outside?
How about just run?
Yeah.
Nah, I can't understand that, because his knees will be fucked.
It's alright, mate, it was going to be walk.
He's alright.
Well, yeah, that's tricky. I was on him.
I don't think I've run too much twice.
So you're going to play football?
Yeah, I can do it.
You mean, man?
Is he your T5 Elego's?
Errrm...
Is your... Elego, are you T5 me?
Is she a T9?
Don't lie.
Oh my God!
Have you heard much of him for being on?
I saw clips of it, yeah.
Let me see if he's live.
Nah.
Alright, see you in a bit.
Can I see if you like him?
You shall.
That's right.
Play a little bit of D.
I know what it is for.
Okay.
Oh my God, we're now in your 94, bro.
So the same as 5 makes it go now?
Yeah, yeah.
We gave that 5-0.
Oh shit, that's fast.
This is for being up to the missing.
Right, let's go.
Should I go?
Wrong one.
Wrong one.
Wrong one.
Wrong one.
Make me do, make me do.
Hang on a minute.
What?
No, I don't want it with the lyrics. I want it without the lyrics.
I can carry on to the other side of the score.
Yeah, in the game it will be out in about two minutes.
Meet me, team. Meet me, team.
Who else is gonna make me smile?
Every night when we end stream,
You know I'm missing you big time
Need you to come back to me
Cause you know that you're my best friend
And you love me by the t-shirts
I swear Ireland isn't that far up
I've got to work out where you are
I already know I miss you, you know
You're on my mind
Already games, you passed four away
So you can't fly
Just have a passport with me
Say you've got so much buzz
I want it
You're one six five
I'll give you two more
But every time you're using up
I'm on it
I just want you to
I thought he was wrong.
I was saying this.
Man, I need bilal, it was killing me right now.
of man I need by living in, but for being alone.
Thank you, chap.
That was good.
That was good, that.
Thank you, chap.
What did you think, Jake?
Thank you.
Well, I just came in and said,
make me tea, make me tea.
Oh, I've heard of BuzzFord.
There's been all kinds of balls all over the back yard.
There was one in the garden.
OK.
Can I just call you the same as well?
I don't want to, you know, take the piss.
Oh, sure.
No, of course not.
Yeah, of course.
I'm going to say the scuff you.
Yeah, I am.
OK.
Yeah, yes.
I'll say it, right?
I know it's Irish Christmas today, right? That's a really good grade to me, right?
But, I'll say it, he used to scoff his.
See, he's missed a million to movies by that spot, so I was going to be the teacher.
Oh, I don't know, he was used to that song being in school, where it was like,
um, some people drink coffee, some people drink tea,
but she's to the left of the two black keys, she's to the left of the two...
I was going to say, I think, because that doesn't do a lot.
Hahahaha!
I'm not sure what you just said there,
but, have you ever hesated about that?
What?
Or what was it you just said?
C's to the left, do they know I have that?
No
C's to the left
ნნნნნნნნნნნნ
C's
Some people drink coffee at some...
I'll put it on, fällt've a minute
C's to the left of the two markings
Do you have that one?
Yeah, I mean...
Wait I feel like mine's you HTEA
It's like the kind of God, I
What even tight see is
To the left to the right see you to the left of the two black keys
See you to the left to them see to the left. There isn't
Oh
See is to the left of the two black keys See is to the left of the two black keys
Some people drink coffee, some people drink tea, but sleep
People like that toast from the middle makes a cheese
See is to the left of the two black keys See is to the left of the two black keys
Tears to the head of the two black keys
Tears to the head of the two black keys
Some people drink coffee, some people drink tea
Other people like that don't want it to be so teased
Tears to the head of the two black keys
Anyway, you going to the strip then?
Guys, update Lara on those balls.
Fuck off!
Yep, she has balls.
Congratulations, Lara!
Oh no, she's got footballs, not like bollocks.
Oh, yeah.
I can only say we were lacking balls, were we?
Anyway, sure.
Yeah.
Do you know how you sing at school?
Oh, I read it, didn't I?
Oh, yeah.
No, not that one.
Broccoli and beans, cauliflower, roasted potatoes, they're so good to me.
What was it you sing last night?
I thought you were shouting Tommy YTZ.
What?
Oh.
He's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world.
In his hands he's got the whole wide world
In his hands he's got the whole world in his hands
He's got the me and him brother
In his hands he's got me and my sister
In his hands he's got me and my mother
In his hands he's got the whole world in his hands
Do you mean this song?
Why is there dad not in his hands?
Because this is the Jin's version
Why does this actually say?
It's the Morgan version, you know what you're talking about?
Sing Cold Santa, he's got the whole world in his hand in Bracky's and Regine's edition.
Okay.
In his hands he's got the whole wide world
In his hands he's got the whole wide world
In his hands he's got the whole world in his hands
What's that in front?
He's got you and me mother
In his hands he's got you and me father
Did you use no bone doing the gronson?
Yeah.
Where the fuck, my fucking trick.
The little one is a good one.
The little song is, in my opinion, one of the best.
Okay, I can't remember what he says.
You know what I mean?
I know the little song.
I know it works for what?
We thought it'd go from that, so we'll see how that works.
Batshopping back
And walkin' to little
My favourite
Oh, I'm singing.
That fight, chicken.
Garner of my old suits.
Right, are we going outside? It's fucking unbelievable.
Yeah, but he's really something outside, like, he's not to it.
Right, come on.
I've got my part life set on, is that?
Hang on a minute, I don't have your ingest.
It matters with the old fashion, will you?
Or put it on stages, maybe.
Are you coming outside, Taze?
No, I'm not.
We were in your teach, we asked you a cool guy.
The thing you verify on the top, is that something new?
You're not holding your birthday.
Yeah, I...
You're not holding it.
You're asking me for one of these things, man.
You're not holding it.
You're actually not.
I actually did not do anything, you know.
Well, uh, where are your bowls?
Can you give me a pair on your mind?
Oh, thank you, mate.
No, I'm here now.
Oh, man, you're always low.
Hi, what's tomorrow?
I'm going to go to the club.
Alright, just fucking.
Oh, so you get to football and you're going to go to the club?
No, I'm not going to go to the club.
Ah, actually, I'm going to sit here and I'll sit.
Alright, then I'm going to tell people.
Yeah.
Don't you... oh, wait, I've got a perfect song for it.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
We need to not waste any time.
You're not gonna be able to get all of them out.
You be there, you be there, you be there.
He could be locked again after that.
Fuckin' pissed off music.
Locking game, what?
Oh, man.
Fuckin' made me sit on this thing.
I don't know what to do with it.
He fucked me with this tune though.
He fucked me with this tune though.
I need to watch it!
He's gonna blow that up.
I
I think I've got anger issues, you know, that's why I started singing this song.
Oh!
I was almost telling you.
We're still on the walkie-talkie.
You hear that?
That would be a drop.
Fuck that.
That would be a hot day.
It's gonna be a hot ass.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you looking at?
I want none of that.
Cheery.
Hey, that's movie 12, right?
I'll be fucking...
Oh, I forgot you were saying the best.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, garlic, garlic, garlic, sorry. Garlic, garlic, garlic, garlic, hello.
Thank you. I was wondering why you're eating something.
Yeah.
Come on.
Do you think you like it?
It's my first time.
Yeah.
Pardon?
I think you said you even noticed you basically ate something.
No, no, no.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I feel like you've all felt it all before.
But there's a lot.
Right.
Do you like the sweet hand?
No.
I like the red finish hand.
Thank you.
But you're not.
What do you mean?
You're right.
Yeah.
The air is on fire!
Hello, how are you?
I'm good, thanks.
I know everyone can try on this, too.
Yeah, I know everyone can try.
It's always a bit difficult.
I might end up the beamer.
What do you do?
You ready?
Are you ready Morgan? Are you ready, Morgan?
We've got a good deal then.
I don't think that was anything to do with Jake.
One more. Is that an English ball?
I see some practice in the place right now.
Hey by the way, if Jesus is there, I might do what this one is doing.
What do you want me to do?
I'm going to go and watch.
I'm trying to tell you this.
Do you want to see what I'm not saying?
Nah.
I don't care.
Wow.
Am I a poor bum, isn't it?
Yeah, well, it's good to have you here, listen to me.
What radio is this?
What radio?
Err, you need?
Weird.
Are you?
Whatever it is, it's coming out.
There you go.
I'm going to put it back on.
What's that?
It's on again.
Is it off?
I'm going to put it back on.
I just want to say it's a better experience than I've ever been in a video.
Mine first, you just...
It's working now.
I'll tell you something, can I try it, too?
Yeah.
I saw it, it was just the maximum.
What?
I saw it.
Ooh!
Not bad.
Let's hang out.
I've got shit on my stand.
Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
I've had enough of you.
Wow, what the fuck are you doing?
Throw it!
I've had enough of you.
Have you stirred me?
Yeah, I've had enough of you.
I've had enough of you.
I've had enough of you.
I've had enough of you.
You've got it, you!
What?
I've had enough of you.
Is that in the now-burying now?
It really smells of shit.
It really smells of shit.
Yeah, I think it's got shit.
So, is it effing or not?
I really thought it was effing.
What are you doing?
Why are you still here?
Go.
Go.
Come on.
Go.
Come on.
Go.
Yeah.
What's that?
It's going, it's going, it's going teasing.
I saw Stan, man.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Jack, I'm going to see if I shit.
Yeah, you're going to see if I shit.
You're buying your druggers.
Yeah.
Hey, do you shit somewhere, though?
Do you shit one bit to check?
So you can smell it.
I've got a lot more than these, Rob.
You can taste the cream on the bottom, then.
I can't get a...
We know that, but we'll fight the trees.
There's plenty down there.
That's a little quick, isn't it?
It's pouring here.
The whole water's gone.
We've got nothing more to do.
You're not shooting it?
Absolutely.
Where's the shit then?
Right.
It says it's a 35.
I don't know why.
Do you want to jump over the wheel?
I'm not intense at all.
I'm not able to make any sense.
It should be good if you can.
Why are you going?
You don't want the ball.
And it's about intense strikes.
She's on the side, eh?
You want me to wind up?
I can't site you, but you're also scared of being hurt,
and you can't make it to site you.
Right, I thought I'd bang you.
Yeah, but try again.
Is that you?
Hold it there.
Is that you, likey?
Right, right.
So you got to stop.
What are you doing, bro?
Hey, I joined the party.
Yeah, actually, I did.
Go sit in the hole.
I'm not.
Give me the other person.
I'm not interested in that.
That's just a manager.
Yeah.
Bro, what the f**k are you doing?
I said you've got to build your f**k up.
I want you to pass it to me, and I've got quads on, yes James?
Oh mate, what's going on?
I'm going to, I'm going to do it again.
What about that?
What's this one going on?
I want you to see the quads here.
I want you to see the quads here.
I want you to see the quads here.
What are you doing?
Watch this there, watch him fucking physics in there, touch pipe, touch pipe.
Yep, yep.
That is shit, Paul!
Come on, get to it, ciao!
What kind of medium is this?
What?
Oh, yeah.
Come on, check.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, side it, get your hands off.
Oh, you should come in.
There's no shooting at us.
There is no shooting at us.
One nothing.
How did it count?
Did we not go in yet?
We've just been in for five minutes.
Oops.
Nice.
Can we put it in front of you?
Can we put it in front of you?
Yeah, well, I've got my arm under lock.
No.
That'll fit.
Watch out, they're behind us.
They're behind you, right?
One down.
One down.
One down, eh?
Yeah.
2-1
1st to what?
1st to 5
2-1
3-1
3-1
I had to stop and hit what you did
I'll put it up right now.
Yeah, that's actually...
Four, two, let's go.
Right, go ahead.
Right, go ahead.
That's it, sir.
He's in the middle of the dog. He's got fire up there.
Yeah, nice game.
Dude, look at you, you just can't wait, right now.
What?
Why have you got me down now?
Hold it.
Right, buddy?
That's the problem, man, you just can't wait.
You can't see me.
I can't see all the games.
Here we have Taze MCR and Jakey Davis in the final of two touch.
Jakey holding a chicken wrap and probably after this game, holding his 50th L of the game.
Jakey started off, probably doesn't even know the rules are too touch.
and
What a shower of shit
No, we actually can't you go and get the ball jake ways in the books
What's he doing you can tell me never like we thought as a kid
Do you have any friends going up date?
No, I real life
I'm going to go to the other way.
You're going to go to the other way?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nice.
We have no idea who's just discussing taking a chip up.
I'm going to do one touch for this bit. One touch, yeah?
One touch, yeah.
One touch, one touch.
We can't even take a chip up.
Alright.
One bounce, mate.
Alright, yeah.
Yeah, one bounce.
That's not one bounce.
You can let it bounce if you want.
You can let it bounce.
I'll get out of here.
One bounce.
Got that one.
3, 2, 1.
Okay, I did say I will get a buzz cut when I hit a million followers.
I give you 10 days to hit this.
It has been 3 and we have got 45,000.
So we are currently at 5,000 the way from hitting the 1 million, so that means I'm going
to have to shave all my hair off and get a buzz cut.
I hope you don't shit to get it.
Do you think I will?
I hope so.
Oh my hair grew back.
I feel it still pout.
Do you know what it's pouting?
It does in the shower actually.
Yeah, it's pouting.
One, one, one hair grow back, but depends on the drama.
You have to call him, um, huh.
Instead of H, I'll call him, huh.
Because the hair cut will be the same.
Nice and following, I don't want to hit you, mate.
oh
but we got frog eggs here so they're gonna turn to tagpoles and then when they turn to
tagpoles i turn to frogs they turn to frogs we'll have frogs what the f*** is he doing in here
Is that actually a book?
No, it's...
Does anyone actually have a look in here?
Well, Vino's got a tampon in there.
Have a spot of dressing right?
Have a spot of dressing right?
Yes?
Yes.
Right. Gilbert.
These are Anthony's kids toys.
Anthony's kids toys.
Not done it.
Right, I'm ready now boys.
Oh, I've fucking got your anyway.
No, actually, I'm ready to go and sit in the car before.
Fuck me.
What are you putting in the water?
Oh, come on.
One bounce, yeah?
One bounce.
Right, let's play, sorry. Play pig. You get three lives.
I said this because you don't feel like a pig.
Yes, you don't feel like a pig.
Once you spell out a pig, we could still cheat.
When you spell out a cheat...
Or curster.
Yeah, or curster.
Or I am.
Yeah.
We'll call it pig, though.
Once you spell out a pig, you've stuck up three times.
You get a red ass.
Yeah. Ready?
One more. Yeah.
That's 11 now.
That's bigger.
Right, there you go.
No, I definitely not mean that.
It could have been you.
It could have been you for the first one
or the second one.
You just have to kick it's third row with that
Oh, okay
I should have posted that tip though
I really should have
I actually regret posting it now
I tell you what, if you were great, would you?
I actually would
Cause you're gonna hit it like today or tomorrow
You're going to anyway
I might not, it's 6k, I might slow down
Average is 10k a day
No, I'm not talking about my plans or something
I'm not talking about the photos
He's in the shacks, he's in the mud.
Disco.
That's him, Barrow, so...
Yeah, let's go.
Alright, do the fucking Barrow, do the shacks.
He's in the mud.
He's in the mud.
Yeah, fuck that.
Yeah, you alright?
Yeah, I'm alright.
What's he doing?
You alright?
Yeah, he's out fucking up in the pussy-self.
What?
Pussy-self.
P.I.
Oh, my God.
P.I. P.I.
I'm going to sabotage him.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
We sabotage him.
I'm not going to.
That's him, that's him.
I hit him.
He dodged the ball.
Come on.
I feel that's Tatey's.
Thank you.
You mad?
I feel that's Tatey's.
You just want to win.
You just want to win.
Tatey's our Jake.
He literally dodged the ball.
That's Tatey's our Jake.
He literally dodged the ball.
I think he dodged the ball.
You passed it.
I think that's Jake.
I thought you knew.
Yeah, they're saying it's you.
Where's my shuttle?
I'm just saying here.
Jake, everyone's saying Jake.
Yeah, they will.
In your check.
Mine's just saying, okay.
Yeah, I know.
It works, mate.
Check.
Mine's just saying, T.
Mine's just saying, T.
I'm the neutral here, I'm just saying.
T's blasted out.
Exactly that game of the game.
That's not.
It is.
We just did mail check.
Right, 1v1.
Just so you get it.
No.
You can start.
You can set me up.
We'll just do a poll across all our checks.
That was the 1v1.
Because you know what's going to happen.
But I haven't got to sit here in the ring.
You've not got to go for about an hour and 15 minutes.
I've got to know that.
I've got to know that.
No.
I've got to know that.
That's it.
No.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm on there.
No, no, no.
Come on, bro. Come on.
It's better.
Won't be one minute? No.
It's not, you know, it's a bit of a loss.
Yeah, it's just yesterday.
Come on, I'll hold, sir.
All right.
Have no left.
Where is he going?
He's coming on right.
He's coming on right, sir.
That's the group.
Fuck it, man.
There he is, man.
You know, that's the rules.
I've looked for something.
The window doesn't look to you at all.
I haven't got any letters that far.
You've got one to go on, yeah?
I'm doing it, I've only won the window.
I'm doing it, Bro.
You've won the window, I've gone to the next year.
Rock papers to the shoot. Rock papers to the shoot. I win.
One with four.
OK, one V1. One V1 me and you, yeah?
Yeah.
And you're on PI?
Yeah.
And I'm on zero, yeah.
That's your fault.
We used to support.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, let me see where it's for the trap.
What happens if I in mind do not end the fuse?
Nah, I'll end these guys out of here.
Right, okay.
I'm going back to leave.
What?
I'm going back to leave.
With me?
Oh, you're coming, we're not going to leave.
Hold on, let me finish this, come on.
Oh, you're going to go later.
It takes two of us four and five minutes before this big.
Straight.
You've got to be out of here and we can watch this.
You do it.
For me.
Okay.
Let's just do this and get it on.
Come on.
That's right.
Get the trap.
Next time I see you, it will probably...
The Bull's Club found.
Is it going to my tent or not?
What are you doing there, mate?
I just see what it looked like at the Bull's Club and the angles of it and shit.
Okay.
You got the...
Well, my air grow back.
Bend over, Jake.
All I was and then...
I don't know.
Bend over.
You've got a good angle there, then, mate, please.
Oh, well, not a tent or not.
It's a sexy way to work, I don't know.
No, it makes it better if you sense it.
You ready?
Yeah.
If you've got a window going through here,
I'll ask you if we have a ride.
Oh my god!
I imagine...
What?
Forget you in the box.
Get you in the box.
Oh shit!
Try and give a punch, mate.
Come on, mate.
Oh shit, come on, mate.
He's still going.
It's still going to change.
It's still going to change.
Get past.
We're going to go get a hang of that.
Yeah.
I'll have to find the goalie.
You stand there and you go to the side of the wall.
I'm just going to go.
I'm just going to go.
You go.
You go.
You go.
I'll go first.
You go first.
I'll go first.
You just tell them what I've got.
I've got to put up.
No shit.
No shit.
You put your foot in the floor.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go.
Go.
I think I'm stuck in shit.
You need to go inside, get changed, have a cold shower, and then it's up to the vlogger
if you get bit embarrassed there.
he got one shot from Mickey Count and now you'll never do it again
it's not far enough, it's not far enough
5,000 yen
I said it
right, I'll keep this on for few times
but chat, I'm going
next time see you at Kobe Bush Cut Time
because we're on video today
chat, I'm going to have a...
I'm going to head over there, right to a stage on top, someone's had a red bull, chat love
you all, I might be back live after football, I'll keep you all updated, gonna be posted
on snapchat, so follow me on snapchat chat, I should be back live later, I'll keep you
all updated, love yous all, I'll catch you in a bit, and chat if I can't go live on the
the second we hit the mill I'll go live on Instagram so we ready for that.
I don't know how you jumped.
Shit bag.
Yeah, that's the thing, we'll see if Andrew insecure, so they'll actually do something like that.
Ooh.
Can you get me something after that comment?
No, I'm just kidding.
Now, guys, don't treat that way to people.
You know what you're...
It's like you're a thing, you're an anti-finger.
I mean, it's not what I think it is.
Ooh.
Ooh.
So?
This dog shit.
How could it be dog shit regardless?
Fuck shit.
Fuck shit, it's possible.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
I can tell you the facts man.
Are you living with Teagan?
Nah, I've heard him, he's running with me.
You see what?
I've heard him.
I've heard him.
I've heard him.
I've heard him.
I've heard him.
I've heard him.
I've heard him.
I've heard him.
He was really pretty, though.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, yeah.
Enjoy mate, you haven't worked with me yet, man.
Yeah, yeah, I've done it.
He fucking forgets I'll tell you, baby.
What?
Don't tell him that. Don't tell him that.
Don't tell him that.
Well, here he's adding salt and pepper with a balsamic glaze.
I'm just going to put the phone down, put the phone down.
Look now, me and my brother, Geronimo.
Listen, show all the people how to embrace each other, right?
Listen, let me start.
Let me make sure this angle's good there.
There we go.
Jero!
Stop that!
There you go!
F**k off, man!
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yo!
I'm just a mumbie, bro!
I'm just going to buy a mumbie.
I don't see this as a championship.
Championship, man.
Alright!
I'm just going to buy a mumbie.
See that fresh thai, sir.
Man, no!
I'm just going to buy a mumbie.
Dude, you're going to spread the line.
Jero, just stay here anyway.
No, no, no, bro.
What's the matter?
I think I'm busy.
I'm just really young.
I'm just doing my bits and bobs in that.
I'm so very, you know, he's fucking...
I love that about you, he's smashing in that and he's a little bit somebombs like you do bro
I was remembering that, I was feeling like I was feeling like I was going to be a kid
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I'll have to come down and see you in the next video
Respect man, respect
No, no, no.
Oh, it's that.
Don't shoot him.
And that's how we erase each other.
Because you're brothers.
Don't be using the chat.
Because you're brothers.
Now, I'm just wondering.
I'm just wondering about your room.
Right, well you stay in here and you can actually, as we found that side of the room.
Yeah.
That's me sitting here.
See it?
Yeah, there it is.
Come on, hold on a minute, chat.
Oh, go.
The seats are shitting in.
Oh.
That's me sitting here.
Yeah, there it is.
Come on, one more time.
Oh, go.
Speed's shifting in.
Oh.
Oh.
Have you seen the shifting in?
Are you going now or now?
Yeah.
Go.
That's me going.
Yeah.
Go on.
Screw that little people.
To bro, bro...
Bro....
You say I'm a hooligan with a walk?
No, I'm not a hooligan.
I'm a fucking man.
Yeah, you're a hooligan.
I'm a fucking old croc.
I'm a man like, you know,
a croc, a croc, a croc, a croc.
I'm a man like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, you know what you can do.
So now I have to kick you, you know what I guess?
Ah, you know what I guess?
No, you have to see the magic!
You have to see the magic!
You have to see the magic!
Oh my God!
Oh, fuck you!
Let's go upstairs then, Morgan!
Let's go upstairs, come on!
Fuck you now, in me!
In me!
I'll shoot them from the door, lads!
Honestly, some people, no fucking manners.
At all.
Oh fuck you, Joe.
Not when I got to shut the fuck up door, is it that, mate?
Not even me.
No fucking way, mate, no fucking way, what?
You showing me?
Fuck it, here we go.
Hello?
oh wow really nice really nice should have been better yeah
oh that's pretty smart i know trust pretty good thank you yeah that's a nice start thank you
not to piss any prey that's not central i know that is the left one from the left one right
okay i mean it'll be simple that's what you're doing that's it uh well i yeah the decision put the
the next one on the wall and I've actually put the F1 there or put the F, or put next to here.
I don't have space to mention it.
Well, so it was 900 quid.
I've already had 80 quid, I might give it away.
Oh, I love it.
Huh?
I love it.
I'll pay 950, I'll do 750.
I'll do 500 cash, right now.
6.25. 6.55.
6.55.
6.55.
6.55.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
I've got my notes put.
All right chat, I'm starting this at 850, it's under cheap,
they've normally cost by some sale anyway, so let me know if you want it,
I'm only going to raffle if you want one by the ticket,
I'm going to give you an assignment, he's sure to wait,
it's authentic, with lights involved as well,
batteries and just use the better plug in, that's all,
I'm going to be selling that as well chat,
it's really fucking unbelievable, keep my bag in,
You know what? Me and your children.
The chair is there mate.
Fuck you now.
Yes.
Yeah you can do mate.
You all right chat?
Great profit margin.
Fuck it all.
Real profit margin.
Oh chat.
With my good brother Jerome you know.
Just chilling.
My fucking brother.
Fuck you now.
Been a long day.
He's been a fucking very long day.
What have you been up to today baby?
Talk to him.
Oh you know just chilling you know.
Yeah.
I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
You know just chilling you know add some food in that and then you know
Mikkel, Belgium said I'd come up see him a good mate you know so I had to come through
How about you Morgan?
Well mate it's been fucking Mayhem
Mayhem? Mayhem
No I guess don't like it you know
No I guess
That's what happens mate
Fucking hell
Got in at 4am
Mm-hmm
Was up for a meeting
Then I had three of them at our four meetings today
I had to drive there
Film something there
Then once I've filmed that I jumped on stream ASAP rocker not like the music
It is
Exactly that mate. But chat we're now chilling
Having some food having some strength. What do you like to watch when you're eating? No, what I watch
Vlogs
Okay, oh vlogs anyone in particular
Not even you'll sometimes anything on my home page sometimes watch you and the boys see what you there on when I'm not there
Is it let's put fucking a he's getting dead like it's getting dead like donna
See what I'm watching this if it fucking loads Aaron hunt. Yeah, I'm really can't lie. I run on he's been to
Been to India yeah, yeah, yeah survived off 10 pound in New Delhi
So the bitch has made enjoy
You know what I didn't go India, but I survived in the fight for 24 hours as well
I have to fucking shit a bit more guys have to make a choir make me on burgers and that
Make me on tent and that shit. Where was this? I'll show you the trail actually
Can't tell you that because it ruins the object of it. Well, it's pretty lit
Is it in England? Of course. It was me
The forest in England you have to survive. Yeah, so yeah, oh, can I show the chat?
How can you show the chat?
You can tell us.
Are you making out for some time?
He's got it all over now.
Your mum's doing love you.
She does.
Great mumbo.
I heard him this all this time, never say that to anyone.
Mum, was this?
You need to go.
Yeah.
Fucking hate this shit already, bro.
You're putting a head in me now.
I fucking bet it was.
What you've only been over there you've only been there half an hour
I can't see what
Oh
Fuck off you build up fuck
Shit!
Bon Appetit!
Bon Appetit!
Bon Appetit! I get it!
Oooh!
Fuck you now!
That's all for now folks!
I thought that.
I played to you.
It's 9 in the morning.
Right, let's watch this kick.
Right, let's watch it get dropped.
Oh, I'm saying that.
He claims there's a black belt as well, like kickboxing.
Who does?
H. That's what you claim.
What the fuck?
You're shit like H.
You're shit like H.
You've done one of these, haven't you?
Yeah.
What do you think of Tomas Benhall?
I actually really like him, he's doing well for the Brits, he's a people's champ and he's very skilled like a headweight like me myself you know.
I'm very endowed in the combat art so fighting or the fighting.
Respect.
He's actually a fucking really nice guy.
He's really humble as well, I've met him before.
Really, really nice guy, I love Tom.
Hi.
Hi from Manchester.
I love these champs by the way, I love these, I've seen the comments.
We have got Mr. H on today. H is a, so you do a lot of the Thai boxing mate, a bit before, back in the day, when you lost that, and when you did that, you got a few kicks up.
I've been kicked before, I've been kicked before, plenty of times, so...
Just got a little call up, we're just to see, this is, oh yeah.
H, oh, I'm not saying I hate to go down there, I'm just like...
Better trim, though, is?
Yes, sir.
Exactly.
Hang on.
The problem here is, right, that was before the jungle.
Was that after, like, you took them up in it?
Exactly.
I've survived three weeks in a fucking jungle.
Been in the trenches, mate.
I've been in the trenches.
I've been in the Compton, LA, all of that.
I mean, he's been here.
H has been...
He was also in the jungle, I've just realised.
So naturally, when you come out, you're gonna be stronger.
Do you know what I mean?
So he's obviously had benefit.
I'd happily do it again.
But I don't want to waste Tom's time.
I was the experience, I never asked you that, was it me?
I was the jungle bro.
It's actually as hard as it looked.
Did you watch a lot of it or not?
Yeah, I watched it with the boys like bro.
So what you saw on TV?
Times it by 10, that's how hard it is.
Was it true about the showers?
Showing in the water?
Showing in the cold water?
Right, some beans for free, but if you didn't want any food.
You look proper scrawny when you come out.
I fucking like it Timber on that right now.
Timber, Muscle, Muscle, Muscle.
Right.
I don't need to say what I think.
Jim knows.
If Jim wants to fight, he can have one.
I don't know what the thing is there.
He won't fight me though.
Because he knows straight away, I'd swap the shit out of him.
But I know he's the boss we meet today.
Well listen, you as a neutral here I think, right?
right sat next to me right now and I won't look at you at any sort of
difference. Listen, let me be completely honest. Let's see if we're out.
Someone chats a bit of shit to you. I'd rather knock him out before they fight
you but I feel like he's more fight ready. Do you know what I mean? Like I'd rather
stop the fight before you fight but I'd rather let him fight so
whatever you get from that is what you get from it.
I get what you mean there. You're saying you'd let H fight because you know nothing major is going to happen if you let me get him.
I'm probably going to fucking kill him.
Hey, you know what they say, Redhead's a savage.
Exactly. And John Fury said it. John Fury said it.
I have never seen a Redhead who can't fight.
True.
I have never seen a Redhead who's a shitbag and can't fight.
There you go.
You know what?
So, let's see him.
I'd rather you kick me, now you better have to do a left leg really, so what do you want to do when I'm kicking you right?
Yeah I'm going to start with that foot, plant your foot, really important because if this foot will see your natural reactions,
I'll say the kicks go in this way right, your natural reactions will obviously be, like move away from the door.
You wouldn't have been asking that many questions, you would have told you where to kick and you would have probably kicked off.
So then it's like way out in the options now, there's a bit too much talking going on.
So what it is, he's procrastinating.
Yeah, he's doing too much of that and not enough of that.
Because he's scared. If you watch me, I'm not scared, I'll take it no matter what.
Do you know what I mean? I'll take it where you want, when you want, how you want, alright?
And that's the difference, he's stalling because he needs time to think he needs time to mentally prepare.
I trade up and I'm prepared already. You know what I mean?
Well, right, yeah.
The problem with that is if your foot stays on the floor and you kick you, you can't hurt
me in the head, that's right. So you just want to plant that there, keep that firm.
I'm going to kick you mate, just above the knee.
Yeah.
Right there, sweet, with machine. Clear. So it's going to be like that, could it?
Yeah.
I'm fine.
No, that was the other feel of that. It was like a solid 10%. You know what I mean?
You're first there.
I'm going to get a drink.
No, are you thirsty?
Yeah, I am a bit.
I'll get you a drink though.
All this less it's Red Bull.
Ooh.
They're pie, they're pie as you say.
Thank you, pie.
Chazza was mollying about people who love these Pepsi Maxes, so...
Well, this is the thing, right?
Chazza is interesting because I know I put four canal waters in the fridge before I went to Ballas.
And I've come back and there's not one canal water left there.
So I'm curious to understand of where they could have possibly been if I've not been there.
No, this is a bit random about Tazza.
Has anyone thought, if you watch the CBBC channel, Roy, the cartoon character?
Yeah, it's a bit like Roy, doesn't it?
It's a bit like Roy, doesn't it? I say that to him all the time.
Fucking spitting image. And if anyone doesn't know who Roy is, let me show you.
Roy! Roy!
That's how it says, though.
This here chap, he's Chazza, right there.
That is Roy, that is MYK.
He's even got a little flick in his head.
Exactly, he's got the yellow hair, right?
And he's just got everything about him, it just screams.
Cartoon.
Exactly.
Yeah, well, let's keep watching this.
That's it.
So Jimmy's got 50, 40, 50, 60,
what's yours at 50?
Bro!
you're an idiot you've believed it I did a full 100 but they said to each I did
50 I think I can therefore hold the fifth day I think I could hold it on the
Obviously I might be crying after it, don't want to hold on to the other ones, grab a walk out there, feeling the same as I want to, but yeah we'll see how it goes.
Shall we go, you know we've got my placement in the board.
And she's actually in there with me, so I find up on the deck, she's coming straight up.
I'll show you the start.
Yeah, congratulations mate, thank you.
What's the last week doing? So, yeah, hi.
That's a bit awkward, that, because you didn't win the Brit there.
Not that year. 23 years ago, that.
Yeah, but he has won the Brit. He has won a Brit.
He'll never let us say that he hadn't won the Brit.
No, of course not. But, unfortunately for him, there was only one of us on stage at the Brit's, and it weren't him, was it?
Yeah.
You know what I mean? And that hurts, that.
Yeah, thanks for that, because me, our audience is predominantly our mates.
Yes, tell us who you are.
Oh, it makes me cringe doing this, but I suppose I'm a rank one from Manchester.
He says that, but he loves doing it.
He doesn't like it.
Yeah, he loves it.
Otherwise, you wouldn't walk around in a fucking LV and fucking tennis chain.
What's a tennis chain?
Diamonds like that.
So when they're like that, like little muggers, that's what you call a tennis chain.
and if it's like, links, it's Cuban.
No, you're not into all that, but that's why you got a nail art.
You won't see me wearing a fucking chain.
And if I am, someone from Bobby,
probably someone from Bobby Gave, isn't it, mate?
You're not going to have to shoot a chain.
I know.
A couple of people have slundered me back from all that,
and I'll let you do your research from there.
Safe, yeah.
I'm just like, when I'm a jewel, there goes it.
Third, third.
Third.
Bronze medal, bronze medal.
He flexes the bronze medal!
Worst thing is he's full!
Ain't no medal to fuck mate!
Honest, fuck you now!
He might have got a not fucking cum.
Someone said you've got LV shoes, yeah.
Drippy, drippy!
Do you know I've actually only ever worn them once?
Really?
Yeah.
To be fair, wow, I always see you in normal Mike's sets, Jim sets.
I'm not a flashy guy.
I'm a little white than a Queens.
I couldn't give a fuck about all the flashes yet, I just got them because we were in Qatar, we went shopping
You just feel it yourself, come on, you still feel it
No, I do it, whereas with Freddy, I was with Zeke and my mum in Qatar, I took my mum in and I said, I'll go and get a bag, I'll treat you
And she was like, why don't you get some trainers?
I don't want to feel left out, they're just...
And then, the fuck is it, it's holding me, messing on WhatsApp
So you want?
If there's anything else we can help you with, let us know
They're just fishing for more bread, they're saying you've got a fuck off
Oh fuck off.
Flip here, four feelings sound better.
So that just hits a third.
Yeah, it will go off.
I came third.
So we'll go, we're going to start at 10%.
Yes, let's start, let's start 10,
well then let's jump.
Yeah.
Start with 10.
Oh my god, when you're here...
In your head, you off, you've set it off.
I feel good.
Try getting your shin nose, you've gotta hurt your foot.
So you want to go like most of the time, yeah?
Right, so hold on, you've got to be a bit nicer there, but...
Re-tap?
Yeah.
It's got it.
It's happening, I'll give you a re-tap.
I'll give you a little tickle.
That would have dropped a little bit, yeah?
You want to jump a bit of it?
I'd be honest, it would have fucking dropped me.
Really?
Did it fuck?
But let me tell you something.
He does it almost in slow-mo, Tom.
That fucking hurts.
That 10% hurts.
If it's born-on-born action...
Exactly.
It's a turn-on and it's fucking it's on mate.
Hey, Ben the man, 5 out of 5 gifted mate, go on the fucking vibe.
Thank you very much, Ben bro, I appreciate the 5 mate.
Tato, you having a city team as well man, welcome back in brother.
Have you been given a sub mate, should you say thank you?
Thank you very much, Ben bro.
Yeah, that's called 30.
F*** me.
30's not bad mate, you get 30, it's still warmed up.
Remember, it's on the way from the same place.
No, no, we got it, we got it.
I'm not going to blast it, go on, you got it, you got it.
You got it, give me some.
Oh yeah.
Alright, got some pretty cool moments, innit?
Yeah, you got three.
Yeah, yeah.
There's just a little bit more, right?
Yeah.
Oh, got it, mate.
Five all.
We can.
Fifty.
This is level of ginger.
I thought ginger's a bit more than that, you know?
No.
Say Tom's getting confused because he knows I did the undress.
Let's go fifty.
I'm giving you five all, yeah?
You give me the big five all.
Yeah, you go for it, Tom.
Go.
That worked five all.
There we go.
You go a bit more, come on.
I can take him.
Take him.
Cool. Nice. Yeah.
If you actually watch me on Amazon, I'm a slow-tem, yeah, you'll be impressed when the pigeons
just find a part of the ground, but when they're weaving the pigeons, it was all lost.
But this is different, and I don't know how to play it right now, because when I just
give them a 50 then, what goes through your head is, do you be nice to him, so he's nice
he's nice to you. Oh dear, do you not? Because you might end you in the next one.
Don't know me, so I'd go and give a solid representation of this.
And you've got to remember I give...
By the way, when I give Tom 100, I dropped him.
I believe it. Honestly, I'll show you, I dropped him.
Picked off. The best fighters in the world, in the auction, boss.
You do big. You do big boys. Right, am I getting a 50 now?
You give me one, I'll explain it to you, like it.
You what?
Doing MMA in LVR and a tennis change.
It's bad that, isn't it?
It's bad that.
Not even no, mate, except compression shot.
Nothing.
But Joey is yours.
Santa flex.
Joey is yours.
You can just fucking buy him a Vongoleila.
Yeah.
And his fucking congratulations to him for that.
You've got to look after your stuff.
I look after your stuff.
You know what I mean?
It's not John and Garnett.
Exactly.
Lucy!
Go on, Lucy.
Perfect of five, love.
Thank you very, very much, Lucy.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Oh, that's nice of you.
Oh, mate.
Well, it's okay. Well, sweet
See I was mentally prepared. They took it. What's all go higher now in it. What's the record? What's the record 70?
Do we we've done a hundred before now?
Can't do
Shit back. Do you have one go now?
No, it's not what we did on good, but it was on
the best kick box in the world so let's just a lot of slight and non-fight let's
just open a little bit 70 let's just open a little bit more yeah
let's go
so nice
nice kick by the technique on it
good technique
what was that when you say that was
Sixty six out. Yeah, yeah, a bit more than the first one.
Why have I come here today?
Right, sixty, sixty. Just know I'm a big fan.
Yeah, I know that. Thank you. I'm gone.
I'm also a fan of you, but nothing.
Go on, Alex, throw the five, mate. Go on, the boy.
Thank you very much for the five. Oh!
See the leg shake.
See it shake, and I can't stop it.
Right, I should go one more for the culture.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah
I'm trying to find me a better man you're fucking go bro. Honestly. Thank you, mate. Alex. Thank you
I need to avoid free mate
Who's the non-fagot?
So
The next one's gonna
Because it's on the same spot now we're building like
I mean, let's get it going there. Let's fucking have a look at the live file. Let's watch it.
Oh, bro. No, honestly, I'll be all right, but I don't want to...
My leg won't...
I don't want you to...
No, I don't. Honestly, I'll be fine with anything.
Oh, you know what?
You don't even need your arm.
No, I've not. I'm not doing anything.
I'll give you a lip. I'll give you a...
I'll say you can give me anything. I'll be fine.
No, thank you.
Mate, did that? Yeah.
You enjoy it.
Tom Stoltman.
Yeah.
What was from his band?
What the f*** is this?
H-finger is going for Masqueral.
No one's going to drop Tom Asperal apart from me.
Please.
He's mental.
He actually thinks he's crazy.
He's mental.
100%?
Yeah.
He'd be well bigger than me.
Yeah.
I should kick that.
Man, I could take it, honestly.
I'd be good.
And then you're going to hit me with the last one,
and then be done.
Yeah.
100% air for me.
Here we go.
I'm going to take 100% kicks.
We know Shempas are the best fighters in the world.
I'll be all right.
Can I just practice my...
I don't know, yeah, wherever you want.
Really shit, because I've done it with my phone, I've been having it actually here.
It's a solid kick though.
It's like me.
It's solid kick though, like it's embarrassing that there.
He's trying to take the piss bro.
The audio's working from our speakers chat.
It's just embarrassing.
Honestly, he's taking the piss there.
He's actually talking to the piss bro.
he's actually he's embarrassing you know fucking honest is bad that let him know
where I stream if he doesn't answer he's taking a piss out of you
answer the phone you skin-headed cunt your music shit right you shouldn't
If you if you belly many answers nah, surely not a friend surely not be ready to type L friend
H ain't like that H ain't like that
Yes, it's your camera boy your live on stream
You are honest wait wait wait wait wait wait it's February me
ball to pit with you me
I've just called you in front of how many people, 10,000 people trying to call my mate,
and you've just rang and you don't even get a one bell, thought like that me and you.
I thought me and you were like that and now you're showing me up in front of 10,000 people.
We're just reacting to your leg kick here, and we're just me and me and ginger going back and forth. He's giving it
Make your shit out. I actually just said if we was all in a fight situation
I won't even jump in with you because I feel like you can handle it
Whereas if it was in I'd get more involved
But H is he'd have to get involved because you know as soon as I get older than I'd probably end up killing him
Do you get my point?
You're the dangerous man.
You are a dangerous man.
Oh, shall I tell them?
Shall I tell them about the 720s?
I'm a different breed, bro.
What do you mean by that, though?
I'm like, see all them animals.
See all them animals.
That mean you've seen them in the jungles.
Yep.
I'm a whole separate thing to them.
Right.
It's not a whole number of species.
I came from, yeah.
I like, you don't even know about my team yet.
But I was about, my time was about before the dinosaurs came.
I got a name for man like me, yeah.
Right.
Well, it's just that we were just watching you
Obviously you took the leg kick
We just watched you give him 100% I'm just wondering what part of your brain did you think I'm gonna try I might hurt Tommy
Oh that one that one that old chestnut that old fucking chestnut
Yeah, it went off because he's a fucking
Yeah, he's gone back into hiding, aren't he?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you've already verified your opinion, I get your heart.
So, just me, we just wanted to call out, maybe, you know, just to conversate about this video, so...
You know what? We had John and Gong.
Overall, sorry.
Good kick.
I took it like an absolute professional.
Yeah.
And I'd like to teach somewhere else, take one of those kicks like I did.
Did he show you where I took the 100?
Er, this is where I go, because I don't deal with all this shit talking me.
I'm a good day, boys. Enjoy the stream.
No.
Did I tell you? Did I tell you? Is that you too? Yeah? Do you know what? Honestly, you too, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, he's fucking done ya! He's fucking done ya! He has absolutely fucking done ya!
Oh, he's a nuthead.
WOOOOOAAAAH! He's fucking done ya! One nil Harrison!
I feel violated there.
I would do as well. Even embarrass me as well to get the fuck off me stream.
No! What are you gonna do about it?
No feeling like you stay there.
What a few minutes.
I fucking knew you were gonna do that, because you went one more thing off your phone.
You shouldn't have answered, you should have put the phone down.
But at the end of the day, why is not answer to you though?
Bad that.
Let him off.
No, I'm not in person now.
I'm pretty fuming that.
I'm supposed to do a YouTube video with him as well.
I'm cancelling it.
I would, I'd fucking cancel that, 100%.
Find another rapper, a better one.
Not hard, is it?
Yeah, not hard, is it fucking?
Your taste?
My whole life that hurt me.
You've got a bit of a dead one, one can't see another, right, all the going, 90, bravo.
See, here, if you do it 90, you've got a bit of a dead one.
You've got to do it.
What's the difference?
There's no difference.
Thank you in the dead.
You might say, you might say, it's like you're all behind the camera.
Right, one more.
Just be nice to me.
Give me a nice night.
Give me a nice night.
F*** my life.
Come on in, mate.
I'll tell you, that's my favourite part of my life.
Yeah, Mo, I love you all,
but I've had some cash in the bedroom.
Yeah, you'll know where it is.
It's in that spot, that spot there, right, Co.
We know what spot.
We know what spot.
Do you want to do the better?
100, no way.
Nice.
It's a f***ing way.
Good effort.
I'm wearing a deck hat, probably.
Ah, I'll be fine.
Come on.
Hey.
Ooh!
Ooh, I thought that one.
That's the head one.
uughhh
stop it
no fucking about
lacy give it a 13
Oh
that's all it
send me up in it
uughhhhh
nah i watch a real man fucking
i'm a real man thing
i'm a real man thing
and you read it
no fucking about
by the way
And before that, no, it's even better because it's double the length.
It's double the length, right?
And if I'm honest with you, right?
How can I say this?
I've taught him a bit as well.
Yeah, you know.
Do you know what I mean?
Jingers are and jingers are strong.
Stronger than non-jingers.
There you go.
Stronger than by example.
No, no, no, just keep playing.
Hello and welcome back to the channel, today we've got a special guest song, we have Morgan
aka Anglicanj, how are you doing mate? Very good mate, thank you for having me on. So we've
just done, for the people who were obviously not seeing, we've just done, you've just done
a little bit of a remake, the Australian department, but we're going to work, I'm
I'm like fine, I'm off the other side.
Yeah, you could say that.
Yeah, you got to say it's hard as well.
These fucking...
It makes me look small as fuck.
He honestly does.
And the other thing is,
he twat the shit out of both of us in 30 seconds.
He knocked me out,
and he knocked you out by knocking me out.
100%.
I look at him, and I just collapse.
He's a serious man, 100%.
Raseka, further than five, love.
Go on, Raseka.
She's a fucking dope, Raseka.
Thank you, over the five,
love, I appreciate that a lot, Raseka.
Thank you very much, love.
Thank you.
So first of all
We get into fucking a bit of everything like I teach you
Say hi to dinner first, Tom. I want to see what you're, uh...
Got some strong-ass cash, you mean?
Fuckin' hell!
I want to see if there's cash in there.
Get out!
Can I just say?
Look at that Jack Green, this sh**, you know?
Hey, you got quite big cash in you!
Stop, I don't want to play for a guy with no cash.
Okay.
Say hi to dinner first, Tom.
I want to see...
And that, by the way, is before I even locked in a bunch of jeans.
Before anything in it.
That was just natural.
This is just fat jeans.
You know what, you've got a sleepability.
From the bowl over here.
Is that a good thing?
It means like you don't realize that you ain't got shape until you realize it, yeah, I hear that
See what you
Paladins game is like, oh, right so a page, hey, you know what I mean, so you're reacting, okay?
Love it nice, so you're like holding back
Oh
Watch me try and get Tom off me. I make it look like a piece of piss mate. I
Make it look like a piece of piss
Nice, he couldn't hit me then, couldn't get to me.
Oh, I didn't know what I was thinking about.
No, it's perfect, perfect.
This time we hit the fence right here, don't worry, OK.
Go.
Slips a little bit there.
Slips a little bit there and he's sweating, he's couldn't sweat.
Do you know what I mean?
Harvard, yeah, we're already on camera.
Right.
I just caught him camera cold.
Shit.
Can I punch you?
Yeah.
obviously I don't want to wait till I get to that one
you grab my leg, all you're going to do, you're going to have 10 seconds, you're going to do whatever you can to get me on the floor
watch it, 10 seconds, watch how fucking quick I drop him
I wouldn't even know what I expected this
I'm going to make it fair, start with my leg up, so I'm not part of that
just get it to the floor
Don't watch this.
Three, two, three.
It's starting to feel like a trick, mate.
That's how I thought I thought about it, but I didn't.
Three, two, one.
What the f*** are you doing?
Yeah, you hit me with the exact same thing.
I'm sorry, it's faithfully weak.
I'm going to show it to you.
Pardon?
I'm sorry, it's a bit of a shame.
Oh, my God.
It's all you want to think about.
What the f*** was that?
All you're going to do, you're going to have 10 seconds.
You're going to do whatever you can to get them full.
Right, OK.
I'm going to try and stop you.
You start, like, make it fair, start with my leg ups on your upper ups and that, yeah, just get to the floor, right?
Tell me, tell me, what do you want me to do?
Three, two, three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
What the f*** are you doing?
So what he's actually done there, he's actually just f***ing...
He's pushed me with his right hand and I've just collapsed because of how much force he's pushed me with.
That's how embarrassing it was.
years but that happens in life absolutely I mean and watch watch out by the
way I owe me all day I stay up quite well watch it yeah he tries to bless him
You ain't got it.
There you go.
One, two, three.
Oh, what the f**k is that?
Shoulder stroke?
Shoulder, there's something there.
Shoulder's going straight in there.
Yeah, shoulder's done there.
So we'll try it out.
Can't stop that.
A little bit of striking.
Can't stop that.
Anyone can do that.
Someone thought I am a little bit of a striker.
A little bit of a striker?
Yeah, look, we'll get it to structure.
It's grapples.
Right, let me go to the leg kick.
Let me tell you something.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm grappling there at the end.
We're grappling, mate. I'm not joking. I nearly killed him.
I've just realised it's a separate video, the lead kicks.
Wah, wah, wah.
Jingers are scary, don't they? Jingers are.
And jingers are stronger. Stronger than non-jingers.
Why can't I hear it?
Well, I don't know why I can still hear that, though, I mean.
Yeah, it's on his, innit?
What do you learn?
Have you kicked anyone before to hurt somebody?
Final chance mate, do you want to back out or not?
Because we're in the fourth.
We just need to speak for 10 seconds so we can pretend the Wi-Fi is OK.
So what are you getting up to tonight?
I'm just going to go show you all, maybe do that little thing that I did.
Ah, your yoga. How's your breathing done it?
and then, you know, just go see our Kirsty up the street, isn't that?
Our Kirsty, I respect it.
What about you?
Football training, they've got to do something with JD, then back home, depending on what
time, stream, if not, back to bed, straight here in the morning.
Stream again?
Come on.
Yeah.
Duran, don't stop, mate.
You want to wait in between the knee and the hip, just start at five.
Five sets, please.
Ready?
Yeah.
We're going to go ten.
We're going to go ten.
Ten.
I'm just thinking that's going to double that. 50's mate, 50's not bad.
Man, I'm trying to laugh. I'm f***ing happy. I'm not joking.
You feel, you feel, you like, just go, and you just think, get me the f*** out of here.
Double it? 30?
Yeah.
I like it mate, I like it.
Just remember the world's strongest man to this and then start talking.
Oh yeah, so if you go 30, can't I?
You've done it.
Right, ready?
No.
Keep it strong, though.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That's the way it looks.
Bad.
Got you right on the back.
Exactly.
And that's where he didn't get each.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Otherwise, I fell over by accident because it's slipper, but it's a different environment.
Not to explain yourself.
No, no, no.
What is this?
It's right Tommy got 65.
Here we go.
There's no way you want to hold that.
He gives you hard, than I used to.
And for one, you don't even have no shim pads on.
Exactly, exactly.
So you know what, I've come to the conclusion,
you are indeed,
harder than I have made.
I know he's not going to like this.
but you showed evidence there. Evidence is there. Evidence is there. I don't need to do much more.
Do you know what I mean? So, it is what it is at the end of the day. Unfortunately, he's been fucking showing up.
Right. What time is it? 6 o'clock. I'm going to let you talk to your chat. Chat. I love yous. See yous probably tomorrow, whatever.
You probably will. But yeah. It's been a fucking pleasure, mate. Thank you. You make no problem.
It tastes like you left home. All right, sweet. No, I'm out of here a bit
My fucking brother my fucking brother respect
My fucking brother
Right, yeah, T's will be very close to his fucking. What'd you call it to his buzz cut 100% one hundo?
I can't believe I've had three mil. That's fucking unreal
I'm fucking buzzed with that. I might do a three mil pie. What do I come?
Try to have a joint when we taste
So the look why I thought about me on it, so the Luke oh
Fucking army thinking we talk about 3.4 men
Hold on.
Hold on, that joke.
I don't have any time to hear it, mate.
Get into the groove, boy, you gotta groove.
Fucking unreal.
My fucking goats on, honestly, what a fucking goat.
He's 4.1 away, please.
Say his MCR.
He is, he's 4.1 K away.
He's on 995,000.9.
Yeah, he's fucking...
Welcome to that!
Taze to get a buzz cut!
Hey, to be fair, oh...
Hey, it's not even that bad. That looks alright, chap.
That looks alright, don't it?
He can pull that off.
He can pull that off, but I don't think that's actually what he's going for, is it?
He's not actually going for that.
Would I ever get a buzz cut? No. Not me.
Absolutely not.
I think that one looks all right me what the fuck um sorry
and why am I getting why am I getting fucking buzzcuts there hello what okay
I'm a fucking loser
Not that bad
Right, sorry
Right, first of all don't look like that second of all don't look like that a third of all don't look like that
And why is Tays been put in the United get?
Why is Tays is his team said well why is Tays been put in the United get oh
It's Sean Dice, William.
Don't get that.
So why does AI add just 50,000 treckles on my face?
You start curious, eh?
saying don't do it. I mean that's definitely not a buzz cut. That's a bit of a buzz. That's
a bit of a buzz. Oh, the man yet I don't know why. Nighting, oh, yeah, he's just getting
a few more. He is definitely 100% getting a fucking buzz cut. I promise you that right
right now 31.9 mil
I've just seen the funniest girls on Instagram
Don't ask too many questions
posted a picture of a client that says
you seem comfy and bad but I think you look better in Miami instead
Jeez
Chill
He's not getting a full balls
I'm fully aware of what's going on mate but thank you for that
Holly, give it a 31 mil, thank you very much Holly
I appreciate that
Let me move my lighters bar on your face.
Oh!
Nice. Alright, okay.
So...
I've come back and the only plate I have is now broken as well.
The only plate I actually have is now broken as well.
What is the fucking point?
Honest as f***ing god.
Can bang that in there. Who's asked? Super glue it.
No, I'll just get some more.
I'll get some more plates that can definitely stronger.
Jakey whenever he jumped on the floor. Yeah, that is true to be fair.
I'll take you to the summit.
Jakey, how many push-ups did Jakey do, first of all, chat?
How many did he do?
What are you going to do about 18? That's not bad, that. 18 straight in a row is not
that considering you don't fucking do anything. I remember when I first started by the way,
I, Jane and the Cunt even do one. What the fuck is this? New Spider-Man trailer scene.
Where? Where? Where? How?
I generally, by the way, couldn't even... I can't even film it, but I can now, obviously, film in shoulders, but...
Yeah, mad.
How many can you do now?
Oh, it's out tomorrow? Oh my God. What? The film or game? You better be on about a film.
It has to be film, surely.
Oh my god, it is film, I'm fucking buzzing, I actually can't wait, I genuinely can't wait,
I'm fucking, oh my god, I'm fucking with film.
I love Spider-Man, it's my fucking passion.
Tom Holland Instagram, hang on.
Let's have a look.
What was that?
Tom Holland.
across the world and some of our greatest fans are going to help us release pieces of our new trailer.
I will see you tomorrow morning, bright and early in New York City.
I'm passing it over to the fans. This is all about community.
This is all about being together. So let's go.
Interesting. No, I know it was filmed in Glasgow, which is mad.
Bro, honestly.
Hey, apparently Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield are in it.
That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard.
heard. If that is true, it's gonna fucking go off. It will fucking go off. I'm telling
you that right now. Honestly, what is the fucking, I'd say the best. It just is the
best. Turn this off. Bring me in. Yeah, lost your head. Right. Anyway, let's go. I doubt
they will do it again. What do you mean? What film in Glasgow again? Why? Can you
can't? No, I can't. You can hear the music now, but I can't to give it a minute.
Oh, they're rumoured to be the next Avengers.
Oh.
Charlie, two out of eight, mate. Thank you very much for about appreciate. I'm going
to hear you stream. Connor, two out of 14, JB, two out of eight months, Anto, two out
of 25, Taylor, two out of 15, JB, two out of five months, mate. Callum, two out of six,
He's having a 31, going to the big launch of a 22 island to one gesture to the bits of
Yes, I will do but not right now just gonna off that captain birds. I do the 14 receipt. I find you again love
I got a dartboard in no, but I will do later when I'm at home
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, who's my favorite spider-man? Um
Well in my opinion you can ever beat the og tome a quiet for me
Toby McGuire just is just unbelievable in it so nothing like bro I remember I
had on the PSP who remembers PSP's right who remembers PSP's I had a PSP and you
could get films on the PSP I had Spider-Man 3 on the tiny little PSP disc
that I used to watch on the PSP in bed like bro Spider-Man 3 in my opinion is
He's the greatest ever Spider-Man.
Sandman, Venom, Green Goblin's son, Henry,
I know Harry, comes out of nowhere to help him.
Mary Jane looks like she's gonna fall to a death,
but Spider-Man saves him.
Then he defeats Venom, and then he suits Ritz,
but it's the proper suit, it's the iconic suit
where he actually looks like a Spider-Man suit.
It's just unbelievable.
Spoiler, bro, he's about 15 years old.
He's so good, so good.
He actually is him, he actually is him.
Tobit is the reason we are we have all these superhero films. He set the bar well there you go spoilers
But it just definitely is the best one 100% has to be
Right
So chat we have got about an hour until we have to end
So what would you like me to do for next hour totally up to you? It's totally up to you
Worst one yeah, only you've lost your head you've actually lost your anything is the worst one
You worked on the first few films? That's crazy.
Errm.
Tch-tch-tch-tch-tch.
Oh dear, what are we going about?
Minecraft? I've not played Minecraft to be a fair for ages.
I thought I can't do anything in IRL.
Chas is not here.
And no, Jake, they've all gone to city, they've all gone to City Madrid.
Er, React to edits to yourself on TikTok.
I'm okay, thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Where is it?
Where is it?
I don't know, Lee's message me as well.
Does Thursday and Friday work at all for the Astro?
Both days needed, yeah.
Question mark.
Thursday and Friday, is that this week?
Ooh.
Yeah.
Have a good...
I'm hoping we can get...
Chat this weekend, set up and room should hopefully, or maybe not room, but set up should be done
Hopefully this weekend
And then if that is the case, we're fucking absolutely laughing
We are laughing by the way, if that is the case, I cannot fucking wait
Good Wi-Fi there, wouldn't, well, I didn't say that, did I?
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Good.
Right. I've I've actually got to
be my seat later installed to
be fair. Oh, is it going to
have is it going to have where
we left off?
open door tell me what you're waiting for look across the great divide soon
they're gonna hear the sound the sound the sound when we come running it's on
your steam but you don't zone
the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound. Can someone tell me what can I water us? Oh
my fucking god. Mate, I don't know if it's, it's the same thing mate, it's just what we
we say when we drink that, fuck it man, it's alright we'll get there, it's alright we'll
get there, we'll get there, we'll fucking, we'll get there, tell me what you're waiting
in for, dude well that's the end teeth, the fridge is actually decent you know, fucking
cold. I've not seen it Dylan. The leaks should have been fixed yes but obviously we're waiting
on we're waiting on mattress and new bedding so yeah I mean is that supposed to be that
well yeah that's also a great point yeah but yeah we should be alright you've got it.
Yeah, bro, if I had a quid every time you come in my stream and just fucking say that like generally, bro
You saying that makes me just not do it. So you are literally hindering him by saying it. Stop fucking begging it, bro
Great you
Right and a three two a three two one ladies ever welcome to super market simulator
Sorry has been a while. However, of course, we have moved house
But here we are ready to play once a game. Let's get into the episode
Right excuse me right on a minute let me see if
The videos, let's see if there's music in the background of this.
Why is there music in the background?
What I've literally took it out.
Streaming track, yes.
Hmm.
Enabled muting notifications.
When disable windows audio ducking, what the fuck does that even mean?
Excuse me.
Hmm.
Fuck no, I'll just have to play.
Right, we're even out where we actually are. So we've got 500 in the bank.
We're not fully restocked.
Oh, I mean we've got milk there actually to be fair.
Cheese were okay, eggs were alright.
We could probably do a few more bits.
Do you buy a new license now you reckon?
I reckon save the 500 at the minute, then buy the new license after today.
And I'll do a new intro for fuck's sake.
Goodbye YouTube Italian, bye YouTube.
Three, two, one.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Supermarket Simulator.
Sorry, it has been a while, but of course we have been moving house into the Boff House.
Before we go any further, please, please, please like the video.
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Thank you.
you. Anyway, as I was saying Bertie's Bargains is back open for sale. So we've got 500 in
the bank. We are now officially open. We're going to make as much money as we can today.
Then we're going to get a new license, maybe investing some shelves, fridges, and then
obviously new products as well. So we are good to go. Bertie's Bargains is open for
business. Thank you. Thank fuck for that. Anyway, you could have come in love. Shot
open. Hey wouldn't want you custom anyway. You slag. That's really rude
that and you shouldn't say that but just to even out I'm now on a go. You're
going to come into the shot mate. He is as well but an offender. Thank you.
Thank you very very much. Make sure you get everything you need mate. I always
find it interesting how they get stuff out the fridge but without actually
opening the fridge. I like that. Pie's been playing this game as well recently
And he actually loves it. I hope he shoplifts really why do you rate them? Oh, sorry? What's that meant to me?
Can you make sure we're paying for that please mate?
Here we go
Woman in a pink top imagine wearing a pink top grow up your weirdos. Hello there, mate. You okay? I suit my notes a difference
Oh, I see what this guy's just been paid on it. What date is it? It's a 17th. Fair enough pain by card
31 oh 69
W's in the chat.
Thank you.
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No, Daniel Westbrook, Kerry Katona, that's the one, Kerry Katona, no, I'm not talking
That's but speaking of the Kerry Katona. Hello, sweetheart.
You OK?
Thank you very much, Kerry. $9.
I keep the $17 for good luck. Thank you very much.
Is that it? Well...
It's not OK, so...
You've been back about 15 times today, mate.
Why have you just got everything one shot?
36. There we go. Thank you.
Fuck off! It's the girl from F***ing Lady Time,
which has got blue hair.
Effectively, a ninja's bird, you could argue.
Twenty two ninety eight. There you go.
So, so for me, I can act like a fucking egg with sideburns.
Eight or Mr. Burns, you could call him.
Thank you very much.
Don't actually look like Mr. Burns, though.
I really like your fit today, sir.
You look very casino, right?
Sixty nine. Oh, I get it.
Wey, sixty nine kids of the meme.
Anyway, thank you, fucking hell, £9.50, don't cheat out, you can fucking milk a pressure,
that'll be £31.19, thank you, and you as well mate.
I'll tell you what, we have absolutely fucking caked it into day chat, we have really caked
put the pasta back on the shelves. Just one moment love I'm just gonna fill this
start the shelves for any customers that are coming. Not literally obviously, I've
been naughty. Oh, flour. Put the cake down flour and piss off. That's one of
favorite saying of all time coffee can go back on there
SUZIE! SUZIE I CAN ALLEG! SUZIE I CAN! SUZIE I CAN! SUZIE I CAN ALLEG! SUZIE I CAN ALLEG! SUZIE I CAN! SUZIE I CAN ALLEG!
Thank you very very much I appreciate it a lot SUZIE you are a fucking legend
Thank you very much, you sexy bitch.
Sorry about that mate, Suzie's in my chat and she's fucking loving it!
There you go mate.
What do you want there, love? You don't look like Suzie.
Uh, one, two, three, four. One, two, one, two, three, four. Thank you!
By the way, I'm not even joking. When I put my hands up then to fucking
Suzie again, on my shoulders, I bet that they are done mate.
They are the definition of finished.
Fifty-one.
Like, genuinely.
Scan all this.
Hello, your probably Susie, because you want fan-looking girl.
One.
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3.30 that's fine that's fine cheese oh let's go 2.50
Um
Go on club if I ever the fight mate. I appreciate that a lot club me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you legend
Thank you very much. I appreciate that a lot. Call me. Thank you
Fucking legend. Well, thank you very much, mate. What else went on?
What'd you call it? What else went up and down? That's all right?
Okay, I need to buy them. Right, I need cereal, I need flour, I need oil, I need bread, I need...
Just got your pain in
Just got your pain in
Just got your pain in
Daddy chill
I need to be level 10
Purchase paint from the market and paint the walls
Bro, why the fuck
Have I got to paint the walls before I can get a cashier?
Someone taking the piss
I might go for this though
The Daddy Chill.
Daddy Chill.
Oh god.
In the bank or right. Pay off early note.
Ah shit.
Oh shit Lucy!
We love you Lucy!
We do. We love you Lucy. We do. We love you Lucy. We do. Oh Lucy. We love you. Go on Lucy.
Thank you very much Mr. Thank you very much love. Let me unmute him so I don't miss him then there we go.
Thank you Lucy. Hey EJ, do you have a 20 mate?
Lucky you fit in that track suit.
Lucky you well fit in that track suit. Thank you very much mate.
Right. Oh you can alter them on here. Perfect.
That's the case. Six 50 market
price. G1 and G love.
Thank you very much. Brandon
better appreciate 25 oil. What's
this? That's fine. Well, I need
to $550. $3 that's fine, that's fine. Have you heard of Until Dawn? I have
mate, I've played it before but I've not played it in years. If you want me to play that again
I'm more than happy to because I do really think it's a really good game. Right, let's go to this
shop over here, chat and get some stuff.
Jean, sorry, nice to meet you.
Jean, it says on 997K, nice.
Good kid say favorite of five gifts in love. I appreciate that kids. Thank you very much
I see the diamond I put the power a bit weird saying that
Thank you very much
Anyway, I've said it
Have I ever played gonna war I've never played gonna war mate because I'm not a virgin
but I'd love to play God of War if the makers of the game are watching and I'm
happy to be gun one if you get what I mean
do you know I don't understand I don't know why Colin starts speaking like this
but it's very awkward
oh anyone planning on going to Dreamhack just out of QRC I can't say where I'm going
but I'm not saying that's why you should go and then we will be there
anyone going you're not a virgin you're a massive virgin brilliant nah yes most
delfas yeah only good because you make chairs asking about see that if you
are actually going down we'll see you sir now I'm employed nice mate well so is
your mom mate but she's still free every fucking week cuz you know the works
weekends to spread her legs a dirty bitch and just like that without storing
I've slagged you man off, I've slagged you off and I've got a diggin' at you mate.
Do you get it?
Do you get it?
Am I going to Taysie's concert?
Erm, yes, I think, but...
Yet you sexy bastard.
Hello there, C1's songs, favourite of the 18 months to make, only if I could have me ever did.
Lucy MC 08, Lucy MC 08, Lucy MC 08.
Thank you very much, Lucie. I appreciate a five love. Fuck you, go on, you mad bitch. Thank you for the five love. I appreciate that, Lucie.
Yeah, well, that's the thing. If you don't see me in Dreamac, you've got the opportunity to see me in Socrates.
I'll see you there.
Fuckin' Bulls in Top Notch, well up for it.
What are you doing?
Oh, what a message.
That bass, that was so much.
Look.
There we go, sorry about that.
Six, seven, are we still there?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
that's just weird as fuck, and you actually, oh.
weird for me that by the way that's weird that's weird for me that you've
actually fucking done me better be deaf I've got a fucking spliffing is right
I'm right now and let's be honest fucking done me all gaffered that my
do it's clear to the speakers bro I'm in a meeting before and Chaz is literally
connecting to the speakers whilst I'm in a meeting playing music I go to him I go
Chaz I'm in a meeting can you stop and he carries on for extra 30 seconds like
What are you doing fucking wait for these in the meat? I'm gonna walk in the fucking knob out
I'm actually excited soccer I wanted to go inside and challenge because it's on my birthday both of you can go how come a minute
Great story. Cheers
I've been there so far, non-stop mate, but listen, that's pretty much all my days are,
so here's what it is, busy, busy, busy, can't you see, something about hypnotising me,
I don't know all the words to that, but that's for you.
Hey, NYK, Chatham, 10-13, bro, thank you very much, mate.
Andy Siege.
How are you?
You've lost me a little bit.
What do you mean it was closing?
It's not been, mate.
Thank you very much, bro.
I appreciate their 13 months, Chatham,
and it's Oliver, favorite of eight months as well, mate.
Oh, shit!
10-13 for eight months, go on the boy.
Thank you very much, Oliver, man.
I appreciate you, bro.
Fucking go on the boy.
Thank you very much mate, I appreciate that a lot mate.
Andy C, 521 mate.
Are you being serious?
Go on there mate, 500 bits mate.
I need eggs I do indeed. Fuck off for the knocking.
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Nice
We don't know yet. Thank you very much. I'd love to play to the markets in the last years
Can't wait for this to be uploaded in the box. Oh, there's just we fucking stripping music and I'm fucking sound sure say
Right Sierra go pair. Oh
My god, I love to do it. I'm never gonna be able to do it though because obviously fucking what you call it
I won't mess with me logging, but
DJ Khaled, that's like five times your potty spike dead, bro.
I'm gonna generally just bang you for fucking being stupid, bro.
Right, we're open.
Oh, no, we're not open.
Right, let's get a new license.
Let's get a new license.
Where do I go for licenses?
Management licenses.
400 it is, but let's get it.
Why not?
Right, but then obviously now we're gonna need,
What does that allow me to buy now?
So we can get olive oil.
I'm turning them off for the minute.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Thank you, we've finished, thank you.
So we can get olive oil now, we can get normal flour, peanut butter, spaghetti, rice basa
mati and salt.
So I'll order all of them but obviously we're going to need furniture to put it on, I'm
I'm assuming that's shelf.
So, let's go.
Mmm.
But like a shell, if we maybe move, move this down here,
Put that there.
I
Reckon if we go for an orange
Attica is that orange reckon yeah, that's got me on it. We'll go for orange one at the car
That's four hundred and time. We can just afford it
Shit
Ship hinders me over
Ship hinders me over someone taking the piss
I'm gonna minute
I wonder if we can get anything for half price over here.
Mr. Tyler, why don't you just keep spamming it and then hopefully I'll see one of them.
So I reckon new products over here, boom, there you go, olive oil.
My goat.
There you go, right, so I've saved $17 on that one.
Sure, it's February the 38th, mate.
Go on the bike February the 38th.
Ethan, do you have another five months as well, mate?
Andrew, do you have another brand new tier one, brother?
So we've saved $17 and got the olive oil from here,
which then means I think we can honor our finance now.
So, absolutely genius more than anything.
We go in the fridge, olive oil, no,
these shelves, right, put it on the floor.
Then we go to market, get rid of the olive oil.
Thank you.
And now we can purchase it.
Thank you very much.
Giving me shelves.
Oh, that does look good. That looks really good. Oh, wow. I do like that. Mate, I'm using
me great. I'm redesigning. We're putting all of our, all of our, um, thingie products
are going to go up here. What, what do you call your bread and all our carbs? Flour cooking?
know. Then actually we've also got more flour out here. Flour. Oh I do like this. It's got
a real vibrant nice vibe to it. Spaghetti can come up here. What's this? Bazzamatti
rice yeah rice can go with the pasta boom rice and pasta nice olive oil i'll bang that up here why
not olive oil can go up here it was more like pickle juice if anything and then what else have we got
peanut butter i'll bang it on here for now but that's gonna have to get that's gonna have to
change was a game called this is rocket league mate and then the salt we can
just buy the salt on there for now nice right we need to price it all up don't
we right spaghetti is coming in at $6 oh my god so it sold at 662 so we'll go
635 good profit margin on that then olive oil 5 we're coming in at 3 let's go
Let's go for 5.
Not letting it for some reason, there we go.
Peanut butter, again let's go for 5.30.
Salt, yeah let's go 1.75.
Nice.
Overflower, oh wow, OK let's go for 5.
Now, let's go for six.
Six thirty-five there.
Tory Price's, it's called Making Profit Mate.
Oh, Buzzer Mighty Rice.
Six pounds, sixty-nine for Buzzer Mighty Rice.
Robin Bastard's.
Right, let's open shop.
Let's go, go, go.
Scott, do you have any muffs, mate?
It's a Red Bull in this game.
I fucking wish there was, mate.
Oh, hello, cheese.
I'll roughly stop that.
What's this here, coffee?
I
Not bang on there
Well, there is is actually a red ball in this game when you unlock that
If you go to management licenses got him. Oh, yeah
With it being so it's probably the best drink in the world
It's probably gonna sell out you probably need it near the end near the end
I reckon I reckon we move me till as well soon. I'm gonna move me till I'm moving computer as well
That shit I ain't fucking putting it there
Let's just fucking leave it how it was
Oh, that's awkward.
That's good shit.
Sorry, three times.
You should have rang the bell.
Hello there.
Oh, she looks like someone out of fucking iRobot.
I can't remember the name.
2945.
Oh, someone's got a prom to go to $5 prom. Oh, check the red, check the hard drive.
Olive oil first customer buying olive oil. There you go, sir. Enjoy it. It's the best
of the best. Oh, great bangs. Katie Perry. Oh my goodness. Hello, Katie. Let me guess
what we either mean last Friday night. We're setting off fireworks, wasn't it? Get a little
bit drunk did you kiss a girl and like it?
Cheers, love.
You like Taylor Swift?
Oh, no love story today.
Hey, maybe not today, but never say never.
Oh, you should have known I was trouble.
Do you get it?
Do you get it? You get it? You haven't got?
Good.
Bucking up, she's feeling 22.
Right.
No explain, so what I've done there is,
Katie and Taylor Swift have got them songs called after that.
So I've used that in order to actually,
you know, use it against them.
And that'll be 54 change.
You have 55 on me, sweet cheeks.
All right, ooh, you know.
Hello again mate, you all right?
I guess what his name is.
I reckon you'd be called Jason, try not.
Yes mate, okay.
Let's go for you, bang that in there.
55, 87.
See the chap moving heavily so quick.
Um, 88, 44.
Thank you very much, mate.
Whoa, I mown a lot.
Fuck off.
You shag a lot by loads of things.
Any chance that you fucking do things?
Stop taking the checkouts to follow.
Fucking wait, you turn your fucking dick.
Why do you mown in there?
The checkouts to follow, I'm...
I'm...
I don't know what has just happened.
I don't know why it's just happened and I don't know what I've actually just
Has actually just happened to me there all I know is I feel like my brain is just as an aneurysm
I've definitely malfunctioned so
I'm gonna move on
Because there you go your big fat lump of fucking lad you generally look like
Ben Shepard if he wasn't fucking answered you just look like a fucking dick mate. Big
shout out to Ben Shepard, love tipping point. Thank you. On card is it $19.40 on a great
day and PISH OFF! Hello. Next one will go 37.86 thank you very much. Good stuff. 60 cents
for you. Thank you and once again these are fucking smack out of the town. You're a sold
No, you're not a fucking Coke club.
Have a great day, sweetheart.
Turn that cup.
Eggs, oh nice, and some,
put them in the bin.
Oh, me windows.
Washi washi washi, washi washi washi.
Washi washi washi, washi washi washi.
Ginge, you're in the beano.
Are you in about the comics?
I'm fucking definitely not, mate.
That'll be 39.60, thank you very much, mate.
Fuck off, Trevor from GTA joined us.
Go on, Trevor, you mad cunt.
Yo, yo, do you, over here, homie.
It's getting on now, 9 p.m.
Nearly.
Nice, man.
Ooh.
Let's go, 50, oh, that's not a 50, 30, 38, thank you.
Nice, good stuff. There's a lot of banging in this house, because it's the only one fucking here.
I'm not a chillariser.
Ooh, that will be 2013.
Check out a fuller than half a time, they're not even fucking anyone here.
Come on, let's get it shopping!
Fucking hell, man.
You're fucking treat yourself to stuff.
26 99 me fucking shelves are nearly empty nice
Nice Lara's our producer dirty for eight it
See that see our seven if he's fucking bottles of water probably mate you won't mind you won't remind any fucking fizzy drinks. Thank you
It's me the Lara. Hello
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Perfect and then we've got one two
Tazer and Mel are you doing me? I didn't bro. Oh, actually to be fair you cut off. I don't think he has though considering
You said he's gonna need another day
Yeah, yeah, he hasn't ever
I put it in the group chat. Just one moment. I put that in the group. Oh, let's go for
a GIF of DJ Khalid saying another one. Another one. Nice. There we go. Right. Here we go.
Sorry about that, sir. I was just on my phone at work because sometimes I had to reply to
me, Nana, because she's just fell down the stairs. Thank you.
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tomorrow, if not tomorrow, it'll be Thursday, but I think it should be alright tomorrow.
But we've just got the bov dizzle not the bov dizzle you got we've got Bob football
So I'll probably like after that other form not sure I'll upload the Bob do not worry. Do not wear out the Bob
Right, let me send you over to
Anyone
Who is he still alive?
I did campers not like anymore. I was raising cuz it's fucking
thinking
St Patrick's date
Oh
Chat I'll raid maxi because he's a RL in he's a RL in there in Dublin. I think that way
Yeah, he's doubling with gara and some other people. I think I know he's with crow in Dublin, right chat
Go show my son love. I will see you all tomorrow. Good night. God bless sleep tight. I love you all chat. Have a good one
All right, love