angryginge13
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03-18-2026 · 3h 01m
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Hey, everybody.
Matias!
Unreal.
Alice, a favorite of 29 lumps, mate.
Natasha, a favorite of four lumps as well.
EA Fred's Grumber Boy.
Favorite of 32, Fred.
Go on, mate.
Thank you.
Why am I not using a mic?
I am. It's just not the same mic as normal.
It's the exact same mic.
So, 24 months go on in the last, thank you very much mate.
I missed your house, thank you, well you know I've been here, but.
I'm not at the bov house because we've just finished football
and it's easy to get there.
I thought I'd come here, stream quick, right, we're on.
And then also we've got to be, we're in crew tomorrow.
All the bov boys are in crew tomorrow,
so it's fucking better to set off from here than it is there.
Also, Spider-Man trailer, hello!
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew!
Mate!
That's gonna go off by the way, that is gonna go off.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I purposefully not watch it as I can watch it on stream.
Right, I've got it up, I've got it up, I've got it up.
I've got it up.
Apparently it's unreal.
Is it good?
Why are you shouting for? Where's your headphones? What are you on about your fucking window? Oh my god. I'm actually scared for Jack
I'm scared because I'm gonna have a headset then. I've just had a shower after football, right?
I've just had a shower. I'm now gonna get a headset then
Honestly any more generally could we ban everyone who's saying wears spike he doesn't fucking live here when I'm not here, does it?
Fucking hell. Oh my god. I'm not through dancing about
I've not threw darts in two weeks, so we'll see what I'm gonna do.
Right, let's go for a 180.
Oh my god, the first one was in treble, second one just on top.
I'm not even joking, I've just hit a 100.
And I've not threw in two weeks.
That is fucking...
Rrrr! Rrrr!
Dogs are out.
Right, we'll go Bullseye.
I'm not even joking. It's like I'm a natural. It's actually like I'm a fucking natural.
Right, last one. We'll go Tops, Bullseye, Trouble 7, Trouble 19. Mr. Tops, Mr. Bullseye,
That's a fucking normal, here we go.
Right.
By the way, I got these over three years ago when I worked at Heinz.
I'm mad at that.
And yet, they still think you can get promo.
Not happening.
Get them off.
Get it off.
Get the sticker off.
No fucking free promo around there.
They didn't come back after that.
didn't like what they saw. Fuck. Bastards. It's fucking right, suck on this. Bastard.
Miss Gingy! Miss Gingy! Miss Gingy! Miss Gingy! Miss Gingy! Miss Gingy! Miss Gingy! Miss Gingy!
Oh yeah, by the way, by the way, and I'm actually gonna fucking lose my shit, Jeremy.
leaked again on my bed it generally has leaked again so when we go back there I'm
gonna speak to the landlord I'm so not being funny but we're paying X amount
for rent which is an absolute fucking joke and I'm not gonna be a diva but
for the amount we're paying it should have been fixed on the first day you're
actually very fortunate that I've got another place I can stay otherwise I'd
be sleeping in the cinema room for the last two weeks which is fucking
absolutely appalling so yeah we are honest I think it's an
absolute fucking joke so move the bed oh yeah why don't I tell you why don't we just fucking
move the ceiling as well you fucking knob what a dick what a fucking idiot honestly
did Beano make his flight he did indeed he did he did he did he did he did jump in the
guards yeah we will but we've got a bit bigger and better to watch first and that's the
spider-man highlights am I wrong or am I right I'm right nothing is bigger nothing is bigger
bigger than Spider-Man. Let's be real. Nothing is fucking bigger than Spider-Man. So let's
actually sit down and look at the fucking. I've, I've purposed it. It's cold. I have,
oh why is my, why is my, why is my desperately keep disappearing?
Right, web page, there we go. So, I have purpose to not watch this so we can watch it together
on stream. And the irony that this has actually come out today, I'm not even joking, I watched
Spider-Man 3 last night so it's mental absolutely mental right here we go here
we go and that is me disappointed on right here is reacting to the brand new
Spider-Man trailer here we go if you don't know already you probably tell
by that green goblin mask there are massive massive fan of Spider-Man come
don't let me down wait out of the last film and oh my god nj
couldn't remember it is our ended is that is our ended in the cafe oh my god
yeah nobody remembers him oh my god right oh my god chat we've got a lock in
Gotta look in! Gotta look in!
Let me look in.
I can't believe our first day at M.I.Z.
M.Z.
Come on, pretend like you're not the happiest you've ever been in your entire life.
I can't.
I knew it!
Hi, my name is Peter Parker.
You don't remember me, but we used to know each other.
Something bad was gonna happen and the only way to stop it was to make everyone forget
about me.
Because I'm not just Peter Parker.
It's Ned Shagged MJ now I'm gonna lose it.
Spider-Man.
Oh my god, he's shamed from the walk in debt!
Shane from The Walking Dead, unbelievable.
Put your weapon.
Shoot yourself.
Alright, work.
Cold.
Go home.
And sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing, even if it breaks Peter Parker's heart.
No!
What is happening to me?
Excuse me, Dr. Banner, I need your help.
Oh my god, Hulk!
What is that I'm doing?
If DNA is mutating, it would be enormously dangerous.
have three life cycles. When between the cycles, it can't leave the spider vulnerable to threats.
We are faced with a danger that we can't control. What we can't even see? Stay out of my way.
Oh my god! You're losing it, kid! Oh my god! Oh my god! You're losing it, kid!
Oh my very much, imagine!
friendly neighborhood spider-man I get it I get it I guess it I have it got I
have it
thank you sure Goblin didn't say anything right that was actually fucking
unreal for the stock
MJ, come on. Pretend like you're not the happiest you've ever been in your time.
Oh my god, this is actually fucking unreal.
I can't.
I knew it!
I wonder if he makes everyone remember him again.
Do you know what I didn't get?
What is he saying about the free life of a spider?
This could maybe...
be the last one.
Could also maybe not be.
Hi, my name is Peter Parker.
You don't remember me, but we know each other.
Something bad is going to happen and the only way to stop it is to make everyone forget
about me.
Because I'm not just Peter Parker, I'm Spider-Man.
I
Have all got it question this one what you mean we just have to come out of the suit
Go home
And sometimes spider-man has to do the whole watch I have one of the brakes Peter Parker's heart. I love the skin like original
What is happening to me
Oh my god, yeah, just realized oh my god, yeah, he's not gonna shoot one
Excuse me, Doctor Banner. I need your help.
What are you saying, Anand?
The DNA is mutating. They'll be enormously dangerous.
Spiders have three life cycles.
that's huge that by the way I don't get it why is why fucking I'm better in the
fucking tank is she is she all right she meant to be in there what's going on
here do you know what I mean why why is she in here we are faced with a danger
that we can't control one we can't even see
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No
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She's gonna stop playing with the ties she's gonna stop playing with the ties
Extinction not again
Bonnie, screen time's over now.
Okay.
I wanna talk to you, device.
Please, call me Lily.
Me and the toys have been working all summer to try and get Bonnie to make friends.
Yeah.
But then you had to ruin it.
You're not even listening to me.
I'm always listening.
See?
Now look here, me and the toys are working all summer.
No, in Spanish.
On the same list, work them.
A little bit of help.
What?
Yeah, I got dims on behind the dressing.
What?
Listen, hello?
Yes, what is this?
Yes, what is this?
Yes, Woody!
We're finding more abandoned toys each day.
We're done!
Tex invaded our house, too.
I don't know, Jesse.
Toys are for play, but...
Tex is...
It's for everything.
I'm losing Bonnie to this device.
You found a phone!
Woody!
Gene, here as fast as I could.
Why are you wearing a dress, Woody?
It's called a poncho, forky.
Someone needs a brown marker
BOSS!
Oh my god, do not fucking disrespect the goat
Where the roll looks, look ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed.
What your old pal said for you?
Buzz, you stay here. I'm going with them.
You don't think I can do it?
You got a friend in me?
Please, Poncho.
It's good to see them fighting again.
It sure is.
Oh my god.
This year is the fucking year.
Spider-Man, brand new day. Toy Story 5, GTA 6.
It's fucking going off.
Hunger Games. I've never seen Hunger Games to be honest, but I watched the trailer.
Is there a new one coming out or something?
There, I'll be honest, there's nothing there past 114 years ago.
Oh my God, and the World Cup, Michael Jackson. Ooh, I don't think he'll be in a film.
Scary Movie 6, I mean I've never watched any of them.
Are these actually scary or not?
No, they're apes tight.
Shit.
My god, who's down to her?
I'm not her.
My pronouns are they bad.
There's a serial killer on the loop
Hello, huge guy
I have been preparing for this for years
Hello, leather
You look like shit
Should we head?
I really want to, but I'm a Republican now
So I'm supposed to be racist
Oh, girl, I-
What's on this?
Where?
He's dead her
Not her my pronouns are they them?
Be be oh shit
Must be Ray Halloween party. We're here to train play bad music do some half-gay shit. Um why just half-gay?
My god
I don't know, it's not really my cup of tea, that's not something I'm going to go to the
uh, cinema to watch.
Oh there is actually a Michael film.
No way.
I wonder if they've got a play in him.
It's his nephew.
Oh my god.
In this life, you're either a winner or you're a loser.
Y'all want to work in a steel mill like me for the rest of your days?
No, sir.
Yeah, because I sure as hell don't.
Y'all willing to fight for it?
Yes, sir.
I need to heal a little now. Y'all willing to fight for it?
Yes, sir.
Daddy, whenever you are, Michael.
You know what I'm after?
You want to be based on words?
Man, the king of pop.
Right, right.
April!
I'm not seen on a talk you felt something about Michael not a little boy anymore
be careful what you do oh what was he called the monkey
That's a lie, damn it.
Be careful what you know!
I believe in music.
You can change the world.
Hold on to that.
Be the cheese.
Look my love.
Spread love.
Join.
In peace.
That is what I want the world to feel.
Magic.
Yeah that looks sick I can't lie that that's gonna be unbelievable that's gonna be a fucking
unreal fucking film that that's gonna be fucking sick April as well I'm definitely gonna watch
Iraq and 100% I think I've kind of got it what a film that's gonna be by the way it's
actually gonna be fucking crazy Avenger's Doomsday chill bro right um Avenger's Doomsday
What?
It's out two months ago.
Or you're on about this one.
Which one?
That's not real.
I don't understand how I'm seeing Tony Stark.
I've lost everyone that matters to me.
The King has his duties. He's do- he's doxidoo.
To prepare our people.
I don't get how the fuck you can go from Iron Man to Dr.D.
I've slacked Tom Holland if you can come and catch the American, man.
I've worked hard on that.
What the fuck?
What a fucking awesome fantastic full made the cut right watch some champions league chat
Right we'll start off with...
BWAAA we'll have a look cause we'll have a look
Before we do get there though it is important to remember chat I am a little bit hungry
What do we get to eat?
What do we get to eat?
Gonna have to try and be healthy as well, chap.
Nando's his clothes, it's half ten.
I could get a Subway.
What do you reckon?
Alex might as well have a little like.
Chinese now I'm getting Chinese and I need I do actually need to be kind of
healthy I can't lie what we're on here for Wednesday so Monday was I was good
Tuesday I was good today I've been good yeah we'll go subway we'll go subway to
the healthy chat we'll go subway salad I reckon just treat yourself no because
that's all the mentality that folks you up mate we'll go do we go for a rap
from Subway or a salad what do you reckon? I reckon we go for a wrap or no take away
just the outfit yeah I don't live here and I technically do but don't so there's nothing
downstairs yeah let's go for a wrap chicken tikka wrap turkey breast wrap or a
or a shilly steak wrap.
What do you reckon?
Steak.
It's not saying there's many calories.
It's not saying that's high in protein,
but he says chicken teak is very high in protein.
So I'll go for that.
Oh hang on, so it's already in my basket.
What's in my basket?
Perfect already been fucking put in there on it. It's like it fucking new Amy camp Amy camp Amy camp
Amy camp and we can buy soon Amy camp Amy camp Amy camp
Thank you very much. I appreciate a lot. Thank you very very much. Thank you, baby
Got to be alpha because I'm out to try these today
With the beta squad ones
but fortunately there is only
the other 450 calories in them I might be that amount I'm gonna throw them away
I'm gonna go cut this em off now
gold gold always believe in your soul you've got the power to know you're
indestructible for ever to find gift in gold thank you very much mate go on
the boy. Falky, Chibba the 10th, Brooken, Chibba the 21th, the big bottom, Lisa, Chibba
the 15th, go on Lisa. Faye, Chibba the 13th as well, love. Legend. Right, let's go, chicken
tea, kebab. And then, ought to be fair, I've burnt a lot of calories today. What else
could I treat myself to? Should I get some meatballs? You want some meatballs? Yeah.
I could get a cooker, but mate if I got three cookies that's just 650 calories, like bro,
what?
It's mad dying there.
I could get a jacket potato but again that's a, I'll just get that, specials, I'll just
get a chicken wrap chicken wrap and some meatballs good protein not the worst
either yep I've got me a dress right don't worry chat thank you right perfect
calories aren't real yet well you fucking tell me something like the last
24 years mate right here we go hopefully I miss me right
I'm not going to be able to
get to the end of the game.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't want to address it already and you can say it's only three minutes or you won't listen one two three
I don't want to address it already and you can say it's only three minutes or you won't listen one two three
I don't want to address it already and you can say it's only three minutes or you won't
listen. One, two, three, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, I mean look at that, bang, bang.
do you know what I mean? That's just the bottom tier. Is this 1080p? Good save.
Come on. Oh. Oh, it's
I don't know what I'm saying.
Red cards.
See it a bit, mate.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Vinny Jr.
Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio, cheerio, cheerio, cheerio.
Go on, Bracken.
Great save, Courtois.
Oh, my God. I can't believe he's skied it.
He's rushed it, that's the problem.
Right Nory, grinders, got him.
Bring it down, Harlan!
And he's back in next to that.
I'll tell you what, you could tell his dad's weren't with it.
Because if it's 4-1 and you believe you've got a chance,
you run, get the ball and take it back to the halfway line.
He's unfortunate there that he's seen shit and he knew he was out of it
The drill got played off the park with ten men fucking out two to Madrid got played off the park shut up mate your shit
I'll keep playing the parking lose to one
So I thought
He didn't connect with it.
What a finish.
That's a splendid goal to round up the time.
Lovely ball played ball.
Manchester City 1, Real Madrid 2.
It's a bit easier.
And Vanessa's junior almost inevitably.
5-1.
And honestly, people actually thought that
Mercery had caused Madrid a problem.
Mental.
Mental.
Chelsea and PSG, by the way.
I would have backed Chelsea to win the tie,
but win this game.
Turns out I was wrong.
that's a great start. That's a
great touch by the center of
there. Just set him up. And
that's why I mean, that is he's
He's got a rotter there, right now.
Ooh, he's got an absolute rotter.
My new play once a week, Eugene Jecun.
Back to the studios. Cheers, Jeff.
Yeah, well done, and we win. That's your point.
You've got to leave a little bit cleaner in possession.
And Shepa Keeney, Bacala.
Oh, my God, what a goal.
Oh, that really well popped the ball in.
Bacala scores for the second week running,
having not scored a three-goal in a year before that.
He has two, across two legs for Chelsea.
And if they had a mountain to climb before...
Yeah, that's actually a finisher after that.
Yeah, I'm in the first goals, I'm gonna say the second far too easy from a 2-0.
You won't play once a week, that's a week.
That's the easy time.
SA Goals Mental, assed.
Here's Barca.
Baric Scalia.
Baric Scalia.
I mean, he's at offside.
side. Beautiful football. That's a looker. It's the favourite one, but I appreciate
gifted but I've got the bug you will be when you see it was actually that good to watch
right I'll go I'll make sure I watch it
great save that by the way
Chalmers header goes back across the face of goal and Saffonov has to stop.
Great save again.
He has another chance for Harto.
They probably went wide anyway that water ball.
Oh good defending.
Chelsea ball given away, Barcala racing clear.
And getting into the penalty area.
Still going Barcala, Barcala.
Big stop by Robert Sanchez.
Good defending that.
He made himself huge in e-hatting.
Yeah, just look at that.
The threat that PSG have on the break,
it's come from a Chelsea corner.
Here you go, Anu.
What about going out and show?
I could have touched it out.
Keep it on the rock.
I'll look it up.
I just need something, something to cheer about, something positive.
Hey, right, says Jim and the guest did make thank you, but I've got the ball.
Thank you very much, right, S.
James, have you got PSG?
Because you've actually fought it, if you have.
Here is Joppedro.
Pintor off, lived and out.
Another good serve by Saponoff.
Took a lot of reflection on the white throw as well.
To the fair, he's made three good...
Go on, Luke, his bond.
Favourite two, made two and a tier one.
HLW, two and a 33, love.
It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. It's really embarrassing.
I'm going to play by my unit.
It's a terrific finish from the young player.
This is the worst possible scenario of how the second leg could have gone
when you needed fight from Chelsea.
You needed it to be tough.
The tough day at the office, that to be Chelsea, innit?
No, honestly, it's been far too easy.
The tough day at the office, that.
I thought he got sent off for a red cast.
16th in the Premier League is mental. Mental.
What's this?
Antoine!
Oh my.
Yeah, he's off there, innit?
Go on, Gath, 27 months to make, thank you very much, Gaths.
I'm not seeing it, I'm corking.
What I will say is if Chelsea, I obviously don't know what's happened, not Chelsea.
What I will say is if Spurs were going to tune them up here, then they would have thought it was on as well.
Well, if you are going to climb a mountain, you have to take the first step.
Randall Polo in the running, who comes alive under Igor Tugor.
He didn't event this, and he's starting to do something.
He's starting to do something. Have I missed this season then?
Fantasy. Oh, great. Come on.
Senegal got stripped of Athkon, what?
It's just obviously rigged, isn't it?
It's just obviously rigged.
It's just, it's just, it's clear, clear corruption.
It's not, how can it be took?
It's embarrassing.
I was in a family carrying a fucking increase.
He drives forward.
He's got support.
Oh my gosh.
What?
What?
What?
Inspired by Archie Gray.
Graseman.
Alvarez.
Oh my god, what a save. What a save.
Great save.
I like Jo-A-Tang-Kong so far. First half early, but I like him. A bit of fucking passion.
What a goal. I mean, if I'm honest, he's a blatant foul. Oh, no, it's not Sean to show.
Sean has to show. Nothing wrong with that. What a finish.
What a goal.
Truly a 70 grand a week for one goal every six months, ain't bad.
They believe again. They breathe again. It's a great goal. 2-1 on the night. It's 6-3 on aggregate.
We've got game on our hands, all right.
Do they go 3-1 up and think they've got a chance? Oh my God, imagine they do.
What a save! What a save!
Screams 2-2 this, doesn't it?
Oh my God, Van der Venderspen is absolutely skinned.
Oh! Oh! Oh my God!
That is awful defending.
Right, I mean, it's naughty from Alvarez. I see you in a bit, mate.
Corner goal.
He remembers the goats, Godine and him, and there's at the back.
I'm not going to lie, he's going to go to the water player.
Has had their dreams shattered.
Colquay as well, yeah.
Oh, Boog Val's back.
Great thing.
Hang on.
Hang on, you ain't getting away with that.
That is one of the worst touches in world football.
He's come off and got to pass off it.
Hang on a minute here.
He's not madness.
Yeah, I meant that I was speaking to him and that's he did right so you just let me know
right he goes to touch it before and it's he's shit
He didn't mean it.
Well I don't know what he's doing.
Got to look at that one as well by the way.
to get it boasts.
Well in Simione.
What a fucking manager.
Hey, 7-2 is mental.
Did Newcastle put the pad down in second half?
with nothing in it with all to play for. That is mental.
Opportunity to do something special that would be talked about for years to come.
Still front here from Newcastle and kept plenty forward. That wasn't a bad knockdown.
And the shot in the turn. Oh my, it's done burnt. Turn that out then.
Hey, it's like in Eddie Stobart fucking did a parallel park.
Oh, no chance. Oh my.
And that's pulled back into a dangerous position and it's Rappinia.
It's just fucking beautiful.
They just lost him in the box.
And what a start this is for Barcelona.
It's just beautiful, isn't it?
He fakes that one to Dan Byrne, jumps, and then places it.
Gordon's made a run and it langers in there too.
It's a beauty of a pass and it's won one.
Not bad that, not bad.
Surely not.
I mean that's just fucking terrible defendant. Terrible defendant.
Unmarked, blessed of our balance and then he ain't saving it from there. That's really
bad. Oh, no, I thought he was fucking prices.
Great ball.
ball up by the way.
2-2 on the night. 3-3 on aggregate. What a game.
Oh, it's 4 feet there.
And it's only Dan Byrne with Refina and a man over. And that's a great block.
Great block from Dan Byrne.
Dan Byrne was there again. It's a massive let-off. The Newcastle, but how well did Dan Byrne do?
What a blow!
It wasn't defending it really was
John Linsons gotta be careful
John Burn versus fucking Levin Dotsky
into the beat of Levin Dotsky
and Levin Dotsky
and it's over
how it's over I'm not quite sure but it is
John Dotsky, I'm in without one
I'm in your Malibu people
around him
your Mal
That's a gorgeous ball, that means Lopez!
That, they're asking for a penalty here!
Subways arrived!
One minute, chat.
Have a boo again.
Give you freedom, give you fire
Give you reason, take you higher
See the champions, take the field now
Unified us, make us build out
In the streets are heads are lifted
And we lose up in the addition, celebration
In the round of every nation
All around us, sing whatever you know
Feel strong underneath the stone
Let's rejoice in the beautiful game
And stick it out the end of the day
We all say, and I get older
I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom
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He's just told Trippie there that he's going to go across to have a look at this.
He's talking himself through this, isn't he, latexia?
Yeah, but that screen should be on the other side from the ventures.
I've always did that.
So here's the decision and it's a penalty.
He had a time at the end of the half.
Lameen you now!
Not a red card?
It's not a genuine attempt for the ball, I thought it should be around.
He's talking himself through this, isn't he?
Ah, fucking here we go.
The people that don't understand football are now throwing double jeopardy.
It doesn't even exist.
Yeah, but that spring should be on the other side from the pinches. I've always said that.
So here's the decision and it's a penalty.
It's only double jeopardy if it is a clear attempt for the ball. That is not a clear attempt for a ball.
We had a time at the end of the half.
Lameen, you're now up against Ramsdale. You're now...
...scores just about. Ramsdale went the right way but couldn't keep it out.
I'm looking at that.
I'm not a owner in front yet again.
I certainly give in bastard again here, but I'm not going to pass.
And that's where I am.
So, and there we go.
The capitulation starts.
I'm surprised Beano's actually got a life to go this.
That fucking mainstream enough fucking having say Patrick's day off
Like me taking St. George's day off
It's not me back out you're fucking about that way. Do you have a see those girls? Oh, that's our end of scare
Yeah, it's fucking bad this now
Fucking bad this now
5-2 down the night
It's Levandowski again
It's 2-1
Levandowski
It's yet another one
for Barcelona
There's 6
of tonight
and this has been some second part performance
from Hansi Glickside
They are on the Newcastle away now
I got over this expected
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
time probably more than 20 minutes to get
Tyra, do you have a form of Jake Jacks?
No, Jake, sorry, do you have a 16 mate?
Two up.
One double.
I mean, buying.
Like, on a set.
Let's have a look at this as they go.
Oh, my God.
What's the deal?
What's happening?
That's brilliant.
I mean this is incredible this whole scenario he had bouncing about.
They just wouldn't fault it and ask a player.
That's about to be big things there considering you do what I'm about to do.
It's as a blast of...
Tick Rahul out!
A stunning strike from Esa!
It took something special to beat Blacowicz and you've just seen it.
I genuinely don't know what was bad.
The goal of the celebration. The celebration is cold.
Celebration is cold.
It's as a blast to pitch it up!
Full celebration there, but other than that, in an Arsenal game, the best screamer I've
seen is Patrick Dargis, mate. What a fucking goal. Wow. Is there any point, right, where
I love a pool and realm of drinking pleasure for the Champions League.
Oh, we've got it.
We have to.
In the semis.
We need.
5-2. Has he not done one for his, um.
Did you just this
That's the one
47 minute
This is Pete. Please please please don't let him score. Oh look at the defending off and the then missed it gold
You can just tell him you just got you I'm telling you bro. You can just tell him
75
around like Kylie Minogue blood like don't piss me off bruh what is my
yeah he actually he knows that the fuck is that if he didn't we know it wasn't
that could have been going in that's a very good thing that's crazy
Yeah, you can actually argue quite camp for that question, is that about us?
4-0, aye, all good in most other bettas.
Unfield will deliver, always does, on a big year-old night, but can the team, that's the million dollar question, that will cruise here on Sunday against Trappler.
Unwiel.
That way, go down, down, down, up.
Oh, beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
It's another outstanding goal for Liverpool's Hungarian midfielder and he made it look so easy.
Brilliant set-piece. Liverpool won, Ganatasa I won, parity in the time.
That's good, that.
I can see Kedets on the ball again.
Time's a bit of space, still going here.
Oh wow. I honestly think next season, Liverpool.
I'll take it by a society what I'm saying they can have a second easy to take a piss
Nathan you came a
German I'm not Joe I fit Liverpool after I'm a full fucking rebuild
And the only players that are actually safe or if the other the players and rebuild around would be
Shover slide
Eketeke and verse
That's what I would do, that's what I'd do. I don't think Liverpool have spent enough.
I don't think they've spent enough to be honest. What did they spend in the summer? What was
it like? Only, only what? Four, five hundred mil? I don't think they spent enough. I think
they need, I think they need to spend more.
Yeah, Graven Birch as well. Yeah, Graven Birch.
Oh my God, I've just realised.
And they also, 100% has to get Jordan Henderson back.
I'm not joking. And they've got to get much of Carlit.
They've got to get Jordan Henderson back, and they've got to keep Joe Goldman's in the centre back.
That's what they've got to read Bernard.
Dominic Sibosli was caught there and a real think the standing referee so often Mo Salat
was delivered. Taking time to compose himself.
We got a frugitive million back for sales. Oh shoot you dropped that. How much did you
you get the trend? How much was it you got for trend? 10 million nice. What is he doing?
That's not good quality by any
stretch of the imagination.
It's a weak header from Shingo.
Straight to Florian Burt.
He's got great parents in
tripling ability now. He's
got save. Save.
Great double save.
What's up, bro?
TKL!
Beautiful.
Great ball.
What a fat man, man.
5-8 mate.
Is that the TK Bob Chad?
Yeah.
Doo-doo-doo. That was...
2 minutes to Liverpool and now there's Gaelic.
That's a good shot there.
I'm then picking a little bit of all of my style and finished it.
I've got to say it's no more than Liverpool deserve them an excellent, absolutely excellent for 55 minutes or so.
Salga will score this game, or what?
Oh, there he actually is then.
Just you wait just wait for no no no one else goes
I meant at least it's not a taping, I mean like a decent goal.
The goalkeeper makes that look better than it is. That's actually the middle of the goal.
Yeah, you've got to give credit when I credit you. Great goal.
He's back. There we go. He's back.
That is some news. The switcher plate ever been about to. That's not bad either.
Supports like a seller. Great save.
Hey, go and touch the ice goalkeeper that a good gamer.
I'd like to withdraw my last comment.
The referee's ruled it out.
He has, I presume they think Van Dijk jumped into the goalkeeper and I can't see a foul
now.
That's never a foul.
That should be a goal.
That's never a foul.
I don't know, that's been actually given as a foul to be honest, but fair enough.
excuse me lang lost a finger on and you've lost me rapids mate you've absolutely
oh
forest versus fuller it must be tough to support one of them teams it must be
fucking tough to support one of them teams came gold
I've watched this by the man trailer.
Let's see this how we can go.
Oh my god.
from 12 yards. And it's saved.
That's a poor penalty lap for Harry Kane.
Poor penalty for Harry Kane that...
Denies Harry Kane.
I think he's going to save. Is he off his line?
Harry Kane went straight to the referee.
Yeah, he's off his line.
And Harry Kane didn't stop his run.
Should be retaken.
Watch him just bury it in his...
He knows where to whip it, bottom left.
This, this, this bottom, watch this bottom left, no fucking about now.
Told you, keep his bottom left.
Lindo you told me 20 times I get it his fingers come off a summer fuck me
Told you no keepers left
I think maybe the goalkeeper had my mentality
He's looking down the wrong way what is taking javis one stannisic
Stannisic
Continue his run into the box
Finds Kane
A lot to do surrounded by two players is a wonderful turn
Oh missed that
To do surrounded by two players is a wonderful turn
Oh
Beautiful
Beautiful
Great goal
That's why the best striker in the world
go back look at the turn yeah no I saw it oh well no I didn't I fucking out
Oh
Ballon d'Or Ballon d'Or Harry Kane
Ballon d'Or Ballon d'Or Icy
Ballon d'Or Ballon d'Or Harry Kane
he's fucking unreal
Quicky gets a shot up. What a goal Harry Kane. 47 goals for the season.
That's genuinely unreal. Well there's no way he scores three more.
Oh my god, eight-one and aggregate. What was the fucking first score? Six-one.
Well one by Offley.
Diaz from Kane and now Karl!
Karl!
Now they're rolling in. Let her Karl.
Carl?
18 year olds.
What a f***s Carl.
Who's the baller? Well, as we expected, he's 18 years old playing for Bayern Munich in the Champions League.
He's just a f***ing expensive to be a baller.
Just C-A-R-L.
Carl.
Okay. Interesting.
We know him now, Zackler.
win now exactly. I turn, I honestly think right if I could choose a team to win Champions
League I'd choose Bayern Munich. I would actually choose Bayern Munich and then I think what
what happened is buying and you but buying and win I'd go I'd go I'd go buying or
sporting I'm gonna go otherwise no way yeah I go PSG or buying again
Madrid for me nice boring thought that Nathan
I'd go, Bayern to win it, Pep Leeds say, company comes in to say, club fucks, do you get it?
Because I mean, he was in the Premier League with Burnley and got relegated.
I actually find it mad how you go from fucking relegation with Burnley to Champions League
in titles we're buying. That for me is actually fucking crazy. But it just shows you sometimes
it's the team you're with. He's a good manager. No, I agree. I agree. I think he's a good
manager. He doesn't play for City anymore so I don't really care. I think he's a good
manager. His style of play is nice. Way better players. That's my point. So you
look at managers and yeah I mean if you are to choose managers that actually look
like they're shit. See what I'm saying? It's mad. You left us in the shit, yeah but oh
and Burnley are a wank. So I don't know what you're expecting him to do mate
because you are actually shit.
You know what I mean? So with a great respect unless you want him to come
and fucking be a psychic and fucking come and give you some readings I don't
that you need to I can give you a fucking reading if you want mate
your fucking shit you're going down
relegation is upon you you fucking clown there you go that doesn't be 35
You know what I mean? Oh, get a word. I'm getting the word. Shit. Absolutely fucking terrible.
Genuinely. There you go. Right. Well, I'm at the ball house because it's quicker and I've got a lot of
shoot on tomorrow so it's about being from here right tell me what would you like me to do anything
you'd like me to play anything in particular Liam when was it oh yeah shout out to Chloe and
short for millen keys. There you go.
Alright, let me do a poll.
What game would you like?
I'm fucking up for it now do the spider-man game near the film I'll do the spider-man
games near the film. I've got Resident Evil 9, Darts, FC26, Rocket League and I'll tell
you what we did actually. Fortnite, I fucking love that game, I'll buy that in there. Right,
I thought I'm about to try and run in for a piss, alright, yeah drink, I'll be back in
a minute.
I
Riches
Rastaraches Rastaraches
Rastaraches
Karsdun
Stop, stop
We are in the top shade
Oh fuck
Oh God
Give me a drink
Everything
Rastaraches
Rastaraches
Rastaraches
Rastaraches
Rastaraches
you
you
you
you
you
you
You're getting on free and traveling far away, you've left me with you.
Where the fuck do people get this information from?
who wakes up in the morning and just fucking decides, I tell you what I'm going to do,
I'm just going to fucking make something up so it goes viral.
Well, I know a lot of people that do that. However, this lady's woke up today and decided to do it.
New information on Samiyarishi and Karen's break up.
And how much influence is really the add in a month in my new unfiltered column, which
is if you're a fan of Angry Jinj, you're going to want to hear this.
The Twitch streamer already had a really big following, but he then went on I'm a Celebrity,
won it and found new, found fame, and now I can reveal that new found fame is definitely
paying off.
The streamer has just moved into a new Cheshire Mansion, which he is renting for 20...
5 of us are in there renting it. It ain't mine. Now this is the best bit. How much rent are we paying? Let's listen shall we?
£1,000 a week. Yeah.
Let's such... Rewind.
paying off the streamer has just moved into a new treasure mansion which is
renting for £20,000 a week. Yeah. £20,000 a week. Now we can only the maths.
20, 40, 60, 80.
80 grand a month for that house.
She lost a fucking plot.
The house isn't even 20 a month. Never mind a week.
Never, ever, ever in a million years would I do that.
It wouldn't be sustainable, I don't make that, therefore I would never be able to do that.
And then people go online and just spuff it out and then people believe it.
So annoying.
You heard that right, £20,000 a week.
Now, I'm not very good at maths.
Yeah, we heard that right, we heard it.
Yeah, no, I tell you what we did it, we heard it fucking wrong.
MOLLY CLATTON!
We heard it fucking wrong because you jacked shit.
Enough of the games, you mullet, you think you're really nice, right?
But if you're gonna come on here, get your fucking facts right.
Can all agree that that is a hell of a lot of money.
This is a very stark difference to obviously where he was a year ago, where he was renting
a £350 a month apartment.
If it weren't an apartment, it was an house, again, something else wrong information.
Which had mould, painting wallpaper and not even a working door.
I saw him last month at the Bretts and it was very clear that he was enjoying his
new...
SHANEEEES!
Favourite of five love, I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you very much, Shaneees, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very
very much love.
I don't know, first of all I'll stop bringing you, Dianis, into a second of all totally different
third of all profitable.
Celebrity status and I'm intrigued to know what could be next for him.
So what was that?
You can read I'm not even a working door.
I saw him last month at The Brits and it was very clear that he was enjoying
his new celebrity status and I'm intrigued to know what could be next for him.
You can read all about this story as well as new information on Samuel Elishie
And Karen's breakup and how much influences really add in a month in my oh fucking here we go
Here we fucking go
Fucking out let me guess let me look well
I'm gonna be she thinks I'm paying 20 grand a fucking week that's a minimum of 80 a month
So what's what what are these my school as we can order the master 80 times?
12
Brilliant. Yeah, I can't wait to fucking hear that fucking absolute load of shite
comment which is out today.
Sources tell Mollie Clayton all about his luxury new mansion, the surprise amount he's paying
and his plans for his newfound fortune. Mollie, your sources chat pure shit and I'd get him
checked out water load and bollocks who's changing me title you've I can't
stand mods I cannot stand moderators at this minute in time what the fuck you're
not funny mods you're not funny
is he alright? sure, thank you Sam. alright, thank you for the 5 gifted Jess, thank you
I used to watch Jess, thank you Jess.
He's been dancing.
So he's been slacking, that's...
I don't have any hair.
Jess, God bless, Jess, love you, thank you very much.
That's fucking mad though.
Is he out of... am I passed?
There's no way, Larson.
Why would it be passed? Bro, five and two hundred putts, I've just done an exercise, lads.
I know I was asleep, partied today yesterday.
Mute, that's good. He's slept for three hours before.
Elise, five and a half gifted, so I'm going Elise.
You're always drinking. Fuck it, they fuck.
Elise, five and a half gifted.
Taze made a swan up by me? Oh no. Oh no.
He must have saw that surely.
Right, I'm gonna let me switch.
Oh, I've not seen the, has anyone seen the odd you call it?
Has anyone seen the boff video?
I've not saw it yet.
Sorry about that, I was just reading something, to be inside I'm going to fucking lose it.
Time to pee my pants. Okay, I better than the other one. I can't lie, I better than the other one.
Right, let's go, go, go.
Oh, Taylor! Taylor! Taylor!
Now we got bad love. You should be mad love. You've done.
Now we got bad blood, hey!
Think we can solve them
Die
Bad blood
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, thanks, you know
Bad blood
Die
Now we got bad blood
Bad blood
And I don't think we can solve it
We made a real deep cut
And now we got blood, blood, hey!
On Bully, the ship learned to see their name
And the ship was polyethy
The wind blew up her boat
And down below her body boy boat
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I have a lot of children who can walk. Soon I'll be 60 years old.
He he he.
Go on Chippie. Soon I'll be 60 years old when I think the world is colder
when I have a lot of children who can ball me.
Soon I'll be 60 years old.
I'm just waiting. I'm not making eye to see you as always.
You know?
Can't be doing.
Oh.
What?
Well, five stoneboard into there.
Yay!
Have I interrupted some of her, or?
I'm not going to the store.
How many months is that?
11 months fucking happy
I'm not that big I know
Pick up lines, let's see you piss old girl
What the fuck is happening in your life?
So, you are my brother
Mr. Mosten is out here
Your areas, let me know if I last for them
This fucking was more career models than shattered in RTGs back in the day
if you know you know
that's the new unique season what are these cats
I got ready
okay I'm back no hundred thousand
He's fucking calling, I love him.
You can't stop me. You can't stop me, John. You can't stop me. You can't stop me.
Honestly, no I am.
Yeah, excuse me, buddy. You're coming home all of us.
Where is he? Does anyone know? Somewhere in the back door.
Whoa, I'm gonna minute.
Dynasty anywhere?
No, I'm not doing that instead of work. I'm not doing that is to
Was being out what's he?
That fucking pizza
Fuck it, we'll have a listen as well. It should be good after this.
Crack!
Ellie's a bot!
These are Tief Jure's slaps!
Both is all that we taste!
I'm chasing J.K. Davis.
I just wanna crack, Ellie's a ball, he's a thief, Jerry Swaps, Ellie's a waste, Perl's
The balls is all that we taste!
The Chambu, that's okay!
I'm chasing Jackie Davis!
Swaps? Yeah, I got the swaps!
Take a look down and I see your double chin!
We bring the balls, balls and slowly getting sober and finally cracking
He's going to play eight cramps, pads and sampleship before game three, yeah!
Yeah. I'm back to Jake. You should have the monster cock instead of
Jakey. Come back to you. 50 50 fucking to go on the bike. Thank you, JVC, bro. I appreciate
I'll see you man, 52, that's unreal, thank you brother.
What a girl, thank you brother.
And this is Jackie Davis.
He's gone in a blink of an eye
I'm gonna stack her on the next flight
Two years in Dagestan
The devil's gone so I can crack her mind
No, she's gone in a blink of an eye
You can't remember what I wanted
Replacing her every place in her bed
Jacky come back, I just won't cry, Elie's a pop, uses teeth to red slabs.
That's two to three hundred calories in a buzz ball, doesn't surprise me.
Those balls is all that we taste, no chamber, that's okay, I'm chasing Jacky David.
Thank you. No one's beaten that. No one's fucking beaten that. For two sets only fucking
self-puff. No one's fucking beaten that master class.
I took a bit of a run around the song for everybody else but let's see. It's a fucking
beautiful wee piece. It's a beautiful wee piece. That's what that was. Pizza.
By the way. Yeah, it's cool. What was the crock?
Can I just say, he's just as bad as Jake in terms of what he eats. But he doesn't
but like he does, that's the difference.
I want out of the morrow.
I want out of the morrow.
I want to fucking die.
I want to fucking die.
Lads, the only person who's standing here in the least,
Chazza.
Ginger's in here.
Cesar's in here.
Jakey's not here.
Oh, yes, MP6, what's happening?
Don't even get me started on Jakey.
Oh?
Jack, get a load of this here. Get a load of this?
Go on, Dirk. Chivita 7 mate. Danger belt. Chivita 2 mums. Tracy Chivita 9. Play Chivita
7.
I wanted to take you to last week.
Gabe Chivita 1.
Where did he go last week?
You went to Paris?
Where did he go?
Correct. He went to Paris.
Well there you go.
Correct.
It went to Paris.
How many days did it go to Paris?
Shall I ask you a question?
How many days?
How many days?
I believe four or five days.
Yes I do.
Four days.
Correct.
Four or five days roughly.
Four or five days.
Who did it go to Paris?
the devil I'll give you a clue modern-day sitting
modern-day sitting
Ellie oh just what a fucking dancing break Jesus no
fucking guy, fuck
we're done
oh my god I just realised by the way I'm gonna shape myself even more
because I've got headphones on
I'm gonna mean I can't hear the game. I did it really work if I can't hear the game does it
Fuck sake I can hear it.
Lights off and pants off.
I tell you what.
We'll fucking do it.
Pants are off. Pants are off.
Oh, I'm gone. I'll turn the light off first.
Pants are off. Pants are off. Shorts are off.
They are now off officially. They are now off officially.
Main story. Main story.
They are off. Your shorts are here. Your shorts are here. They're off.
Now the shirt, nope the shirt's staying on.
I'm gonna make, let me just saw it.
Thank you.
All right, it's only 0.2.
Continue.
Yeah, it's all right.
I'm gonna minute here.
When you're saying lights off, I have to have the sun on it at least.
It's on 35% now.
Is that okay?
or what I can do is turn them all off and then just have the one on in front.
Yeah, is that okay?
I've actually sat here half naked playing Resident Evil at five to twelve on a fucking
Wednesday night. What the fuck you know? Right here we go. I feel as though...
I'm not sure if you're watching
the show.
Ladies and gentlemen, resident
evil once again wish me a look
but the chat on Twitter forced
me to actually play without me
shots on. Um so I've actually
got me shots off. I have so
got off course but something
cancelled and but here we go.
Brilliant, it's not saved anything that we did last time.
Are you fucking joking?
Or maybe it has?
I think it has.
Oh, it has, it has, thank God.
I love.
This is, um...
You're, um...
Did anyone hurt you?
Because I can't see?
No, no, no, that's not what I meant.
It's not my fault.
Echo?
Is that better?
The doctor has both medicine.
Made our eyes go bad.
So, there was someone in there?
No
There is no echo
No, I can't accept that finally
When it happened I was happy it wasn't me.
Is that bad?
I'm just going to keep looking.
Why don't Allah allow...
I can't.
to be fair, can I?
He's done, isn't he?
Oh, here we go, I can get the blood.
Alright.
So now I need to go to the lab and test it, I think.
I've only got seven bits of ammo.
This isn't really the best.
This is a lot more zoomed in compared to the boff house, this.
So I'm going to ship myself more, if I'm honest.
Blood lab, I need to go this way.
Oh shit.
This man
Are we looking let me focus chill
Resident Evil 9 Harry
Shit scary bro
I've learned to crouch by the way I've learned to crouch and he got
Shit scary
They got all the stars.
shit no melee
oh fuck what I'm gonna do
oh my god can't hit it with anything what can I hit it with I can't hit it with anything
I don't have a knife.
AHH!
She's lunging run!
Fucking run!
Ammo!
Ammo!
Give me ammo!
Any ammo near me?
Fuck no!
Ammo!
Ammo!
Any ammo near me? Fuck no. Herb's over there though.
What's this? Why did he keep showing me artificial organ transportation experiment team?
There's a bunch of weirdos.
How do you know if he's on basically dying 2 for 3 or 4 bullets?
Shit.
There's a puzzle in the back of the pictures.
Or the puzzle boxes in the back of their photos, oh yeah.
Hmm.
What does that really mean, though?
Sun Star Moon. In the chairman's office with Michael Bennett. Oh fuck, yeah?
Just try the padlock, it's cold, I like it, so I need to find something to just try the
padlock.
There's nothing on the note. Oh, let me save it. Just in case. Let's save it. The note
told you how. Am I just not seeing this awesome? Because that's where he fucking did it a
a minute ago. Nothing on the back of that. In the chairman's office with Michael Bennett.
Oh, I've misplaced the key for all the puzzle box padlock.
None of the other executives must find out. I need you to locate it
discreetly before next meeting. If you can't find it, get to the bottom of the
chorus from the conference room and melt the lock off. So I need to go to the
conference room and get some chorus if...
where the fuck? where am I gonna go here? the conference room.
Herosive, yeah, what do I do?
Maybe this but I don't think it will be this
Like she's still there
Perfect lock pick.
Go on, Nikko, you mad cow, if I ever get to the cinema, turn 31, mate.
I can't use it here if someone is taking the piss.
I just have to make a run for it, aren't I?
I can't play with headphones on it. It generally sounds like she's fucking outside my door.
Don't not like this one bit. I can't do it with headphones. It sounds like she's fucking
outside my door. Hate it, hate it, hate it. Fuck, I was running past her. Catch me
he can dickhead fuck off fuck this fuck off fuck off not doing it not doing it
not doing it and put me short as well I thought I'd be able to not jump up but I
can't clearly stop myself shorts are going back on fuck off can't stop
me self no absolute fucking bollocks what the fuck is that in front of me what
What the fuck is actually that though?
What the fuck is actually that though?
I'm dead to that, I'm literally dead to the nothing I can do.
I wish I just tried to move as well.
Where am I meant to go?
Where am I meant to go here?
ammo! There is no ammo! Shut the fucking door, shut the fucking door. Fuck that didn't
help. Fucking Cinnabit bitch. What the fuck? You fucking spot, you fucking camping me
Where are you? Where am I meant to go? I'm dead.
Oh my god. Where the fuck am I actually meant to go?
He meant to reload him, no fucking ammo dipshit!
There is no ammo left, I've got it all.
There's no ammo left.
On the whole map.
Craft ammo, oh my god are you fucking alright?
Genuinely are you alright?
Drop weapon and pick it back up. Are you fucking okay?
How the fuck do you craft ammo?
Where do you go to craft it?
How do you drop a gun? How do you drop the gun?
Drop it. How do you drop it?
It's not square, oh.
Just like go, I'm not even, I'm not even nimble.
I don't need to nibble.
Don't need to nibble.
I'm gonna die though, by the way.
Right, I'm here, I need to go to the blood lab.
Brilliant, I've got a girl that just came.
Well, I'm fucked in the ass.
What am I gonna do?
I hate this game, I fucking hate this game.
Been on satin fire to the house, been on satin fire to the house, fucking shut up,
getting light in a candle
fuck all of you farmer
Oh fuck. If I was free to wait in room, up to the blood lab. Can you wish me luck here?
Hopefully they just ignore me.
What the fuck?
I'm doing it, I'm doing it, like I'm not actually playing these games anymore, it's not fun.
It's genuinely not fun.
Like, I'm doing it, it's not fun whatsoever, there's nothing fun about the games, there's
nothing fun about him whatsoever so I'm not playing him anymore. Where's the fun? Where's
the fun? Where actually is the fun? Because I don't actually get any fun out of it.
Are the fuck have they got to be making nine of these games? It's content. Oh, is it?
Yeah, it might be for you, for me.
I don't know, it's fucking the shit's milked.
Sigh.
I'm dead, I'm dead, you fucking dirty bitch!
You are dead.
When in doubt it's always good to have a knife on hand.
Knife can be used to escape when an enemy catches you in its grasp.
But you won't be able to get your knife back until you defeat it.
nice part.
This is an absolute fucking joke.
There you go, it's fucking getting me then.
I'm not even fucking going the other way.
Fuck off mate.
I don't even actually have a knife. I can't do anything
What am I actually what am I meant to do
I have no ammo
Where can I craft ammo?
I need to go.
I'm assuming there.
So I need to run through there.
Oh my God, I can go through there.
Right, I might, I might, I might, okay, I'm going to take a different route.
I'm going to take a different route.
I'm going to go left straight away.
They said they won't change it based on where you're going
to see me in there.
Use four-puncture on the term right here.
fucking saw me didn't he fucking saw me keep fucking running keep fucking
running keep fucking running let me fucking walk it in here quick get it in
there quick
What am I doing here?
What am I actually?
Why is it actually like a fucking science experiment?
Fucking protons and neutrons and fucking electrons.
How about you just fuck off!
What am I gonna do here?
I've done it!
You can now craft handgun ammo.
What the fuck?
What do I need?
Blood and what?
Cartagena suitable for self loading, favoured for the flat tragedy, trajectory of moderate
recoil.
Mate, what the fuck is this?
Oh it's scrap.
Where do you find scrap?
scrap paper
Trudy the brilliant
Well, hello get some more blood
Hmm.
Can we go through there yet?
No.
Smash vases or a box.
How do you smash a vase or a box?
Box is here, can't smash him, can't smash him.
Show me your fucking vase and I'll fucking smash him.
shit
no they don't react to the torch I read it they don't react to the torch it doesn't change how they react
I'm gonna minute
I've kind of got to go through there.
This isn't doing me any favours.
I'm going to have to go the other way.
Could be a shorter job.
Could be I dropped a shoulder drop here, chap.
anything in there?
nothing in there father
there's something under the shackle, can i not fucking do it?
He's going back, he's going back, he's going back, get the fuck out of there.
Right, someone said that there's a vase in this bit. Where's your vase?
Where's your vase? Or a box or something?
Vase's here.
oh fuck this isn't the way your room is it there's a vase there you can't smash
you can't smash these
fuck's sake
Big white cream ones, what?
Oh.
Fucking keep it down, no problem, get the fuck out of there.
Fucking run, you're not running!
Right, the big ones, the two damn ones, well don't now go to the little girl now that I've
just done that, see what she says.
I don't sound like I'm where I wanted to go with that, it isn't I wanted to go down
here do not.
I've got the lock pick, I don't understand what I'm actually going to do with it, lock
pick this maybe?
Hey, where the fuck's my lock pick?
I actually have to go to where the chance was for fuck's sake.
You're a vase.
He's gonna notice me there.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Run. Fuck him, run. Fuck him, RUN!
You're not running, she's not running, she's doing it on purpose, she knows exactly what she's doing.
Can't miss him.
Melee attack. Melee attack!
He just thought he just needed me bullets.
Melee attack, melee attack!
Quick!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
She's not running and she's getting my queen.
She's not running and she's getting my cream nerves.
She's doing me a thing.
Hey bullets wasted by her.
Just like that.
Go on pundit.
Do you have a raid mate?
I appreciate that pundit.
Thank you very much brother.
Go on the buy.
Thank you very much pundit mate.
I need a knife or something go on we'll tell them to give it a private mate we'll come in
Okay.
Okay.
What the fuck I'm not
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not playing, I'm not, I'm not playing
the game.
And if someone comes and does this level 4, then I'm not doing it.
Even me fucking Woot Band, time to wind down, tap for guidance to wind down effectively
in this down track, but bedtime target 1.55am.
Let me fucking ask you something, should I carry on doing stuff that makes me scared
before bed?
Morgan doing things that make you scared right before bed will usually hurt your sleep even
if they feel exciting. Fear slash anxiety close to bedtime can raise heart rate and
stress hormones. Yeah, fucking hear that one sister. Make it hard to fall asleep. Reduce
deep and respiratory sleep.
Am I getting enough sleep?
Can you see what it fucking says here?
MWAH!
Excuse you.
Ha!
Short answer.
No.
short answer no my average sleep is six hours and forty minutes average sleep
needed nine hours fifty-two minutes
stop me in a pussy and play the game generally by the way I will play it a
little bit more that's based on the how active I am by the way so like because
I'm that active I need a lot is what you're saying
But I say now genuinely I will continue I will not continue after a couple more because I'm generally just gonna fucking lose me shit
It's not fun
I'm dead again. I know it's just not even fun. I want you to be
Is hard being an athlete great for clips. I'm not I'm not here for clips
I need to do that. Right. I now need to go. Where do I need to go now, chat? Upstairs.
For fuck's sake.
I can't cross them.
Thanks fam.
See I mean it's just not even fun.
I know now I have to go past her.
What am I meant to do here?
Run past there, that'll work.
That's fucking, wow me the fuck up, because it has, that has actually wow me the fuck
up a little bit, I'll be honest, that has actually really pissed me off to be honest
with you, because she's got a fucking knife and that's why I'm gonna fuck up that that's
actually worked, because that would never worked if you hadn't said that, go grab
There is no ammo!
There is no ammo!
There is no fires behind the door.
The lockpick.
Yeah, I think I'll get it.
Oh, there is a vase.
Oh, there is a vase.
It's very nice.
There was a lockpick.
Scrap.
Fuck off I'm crafting piss off I'm in it eight
You're doing my fucking nothing oi does he bitch
Now it's one bullet. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you
something. Okay. Do not take the fucking piss out of me. I've had a bloke earlier who's
firmed five bullets in me eight I've been asked to go past her twice and she
stabbed me twice all of a sudden I can run past her next thing you know I've got
a fucking chazz of the rock chasing me down the fucking lane right and then
I've had some fucking dozy bitch kill me twice so let's not take the piss
Let me save it now that that old lady is dead.
Shut that fucking door.
I can't have an ard, honestly if I weren't tight for ammo I'd fucking shoot you again.
Where's the knife then?
Let me pick it.
Right, well it's not a knife, can I not use that then?
Joel Tiven and I mate, thank you brother!
Right, well I'm gonna make it.
We know Chaz is gonna pop out here, so just be prepared for it.
Say I was, I was there, I wasn't even asked, I wasn't even asked.
Look at the fucking state of that, or a fucking hanging thing down there.
Or a fucking jam of the other.
Fucking state of that monster.
Oh, what the fuck was that?
sure they can't get through you now
what
you didn't even get the wristband what's a wristband
Still there is it? Still there no worries.
On the floor where Chas spawned, well I can't get it at the minute can I, I've got fucking
Jabba the Orc trying to say hello. So we'll have to just give it a minute, I'll let it
go back. You don't bite, it's fucking swallowing me in one of those things.
Right, now sure they can go there.
fucking look at the text on that fucker
hey come down here fatty come on
oh joking fucking out
oh my god he fucking is
What am I meant to do?
What am I meant to do?
What am I actually meant to do?
Bite him out, I fucking am!
Come on Jabba!
Hey! Oh!
Takes away my speed then!
Watch this, I fucking have to plow.
fucking ass on that though. I fucking tout that shit. I can't believe it's worked. I
I can't believe its works.
Keep going, keep going
Keep going
AAAAAAAAAHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Run
fuck it run run run run run run run run
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
RUN R
You're gonna fuck your wristband now
Give me the fucking wristband, I'm not giving for a smile, I fucking give it to me.
I ain't even interested in that, I'll leave it. I'll leave it.
Honestly, I'll leave it. I ain't even going there. I ain't even entertaining it.
I'll leave it and let it sing.
No, we're not doing them tonight, Jay and I kind of want to start a life.
announced in the letter regarding safe replacements. I think we've already done that, haven't we?
Oh my God. What do I do? More ammo? Or one of them? If it's got to be ammo, I reckon,
it. Injector. I reckon more ammo. To be fair, you get two kills pro bit out of eight bullets.
you're going to get one kill out of. I'll go with the ammo, I'll go with the ammo.
Oh my god. Someone said I need the injection thing so that I can, what do you call it,
kill the big fat guy. Save it, I am. Three of the injections to kill it. Nah, I thought
I could keep fucking running about. Right, let me take out this fucking singing twat
here. Oi, you singing shit, you dozy bitch. It's the bail list, if you can't pay, we'll
I'll take it away.
Oh my fucking god.
Of course there's more than one.
Come on, I'm gonna take you on first thing shall we sweetheart?
Bang! Bang!
Ah, there's three of them. Hello there son!
You alright? See you in a bit.
Melee attack!
Oh right turned out he's even more!
Ow!
I'm out of ammo, that's good, that's a fucking great start, round the corner.
Oh, hello again.
Oh
You shut up
Shit I got a nice
Where's me nice, I don't use me nice. There we go. Come on then
Come on then.
Yeah!
Oh!
Fucking die!
What the fuck?
In your eye!
Good night!
Hello?
Is that it?
Oh right!
So she's just got me knife in her eye!
Brilliant!
Fucking brilliant!
What am I going to do here then?
Oh!
miss me miss me now you're gonna kiss me
any ammo thank you reload
giving me Stanley back
got a cpk love thank you
right then I'd like my knife back
I'm not me nice disappeared
If it else off any of these no
That's six bullets left
What's this?
Oh my god for the lock! Fucking unbelievable I found it!
Oh my god is that where the Davies files are?
What's this?
Following an experiment with an overdose the subject started to have auditory hallucination
and became aggressive and the difficulty to control when they hear erratic behaviour
and loud noises. I could have told you that. Anything else in here you reckon? That's it.
The conference room. This is the conference room I found it. Anything else in here for
me? Doesn't look like that, does it? You're a shit at this game. Alright, good job, I'm
I'm not fucking with an evil fucking e-sport player, then, isn't ya dick?
What's in there? Please be something good.
Fuck all.
right enough Dafter I won't allow his chat into the chat he did just call me some other
measure of a dog but we'll let him off right now where do I need to go now chat where do
I need to go now.
I have saved it, oh no I've not.
Oh my god it was in here, what a dick.
It was in here.
I need a kick-cat. I can't catch a fucking break in a minute. Here we fucking go. I
just have to eat a quarter of a seat, I don't have to do anything. I'm just as crap. Come
I was just looking for Dr. Richardson.
Why did you kidnap me?
Kidnap you.
Why did you kidnap me?
How are you?
Oh, forgive me.
Dr. Victor Gideon.
Victor Gideon.
I run this-
Share for the right being, oh mate.
It took forever to find you.
You're not like other people, you know.
You're quite unique.
Oh, no free problem.
Through you, Elvis can finally be set free.
He's the master.
He actually thinks of the movie which is interesting and she's clearly not out about shooting otherwise.
She's a fucking shot in by now.
He actually thinks of the movie which is interesting and she's clearly not asked about shooting otherwise
She's a fucking shot in by now
Who the fuck
What the fuck and how the fuck?
Oh dear
Would you like to see that hidden under the eye? Oh my god, yeah
Why the fuck are you running?
He's gonna be there, he's gonna be there, he's gonna be there, he's gonna be there.
Fuck, he's not there.
Brilliant.
That's great.
That's good.
That's good.
Be on the road mate.
What the fuck does he mean destiny?
Ah, fucking, I'll let you know what he means love, don't you fucking worry.
Chorus off or chorus if whatever the fuck it's called, get it on.
Becky, keep it on the road love.
It's acid basically.
I just realized all this he's gonna do all this he's gonna do is give me some
pissing what is it moon moon Sun Star moon
oh no
Moon, Sun, Star, Moon.
Alright, try that again.
Moon.
I'll try it the other way around.
I might with over three pictures.
Okay, so you've got a moon in the middle, sun at the end.
Star, sun, moon, sun.
Star, sun, moon, sun.
Ding ding ding, we have a winner.
give me that quartz baby. What's this?
I'm looking the organ transport box what the fuck why am I unlocking organs?
Is that it? Oh my god. Master Victor Gideon.
Utated T-virus strain. Document theory uses T-virus control memories and will.
The research shall serve guiding.
Very interesting repeated mutations of the T-virus can trigger abnormal reaction in
affected individuals, body-leading, changing their blood, mutated strains and the T-virus
will likely sweep the world out, shit.
Those infected by the mutated T-virus strain, further retain their pre-infected habits and
characteristics, blood transformation, within the lies key to humanity's evolution.
of shit really innit?
Go on barge, chivin' a teammate. Unlock the door to the central hall.
So I have to go downstairs. Brilliant. Thank you, Barge Brother. Is that fat slob still
I've been running about for the last few years, I'm ending.
So, I need to go.
through the waiting room, into central hall.
I can break these again. Break these and run I reckon.
Fuck!
All right, so what's the fucking point?
I'll have to put the notebook back.
Hang on, can I combine that straight away?
No, let me move it.
Oh, fuck.
Get out of there, Phelps.
Get out of there, Phelps.
Get out of there, Phelps.
Get out of there for now.
Put some stuff in storage.
oh my god oh my goodness I can saw some stuff in there store might need that
check it out I'm gonna need these two I don't know
sure I can store that in there yeah let's free up two spots
put them in the door yeah yeah no I need them I know no there's one more thing
there's one more vase in there though Charlie is definitely worth going
Get in.
Come on, come on, come on.
Base, just fucking man.
Just run, just run, just run.
Oh my God!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Thank fuck.
Is this the door I need to put him in?
Oh my god it is.
And there's one more at issue, isn't there?
Perfect fit. Only one left.
find and place the quarts one more
we're actually getting somewhere find the last quarts yeah well where's where's
this gonna be then it's gonna be there in it filing room or something
proud of you thank you
save your game I have saved me game
you need to use that blue diamond on the map
I think keep three spots open which ain't too bad I think and then we're good to go.
I think we're all right with that.
Don't need the gun.
Coins, where do I go to spend my coins now?
I forgot.
There's definitely, I know there is somewhere, what's this?
Hang on, that's that.
That's all of them.
Mitchell Bennett, aren't they?
Interesting.
So for Judge of the Prayer,
I make good a boy.
Bobby Bruce, chivalry, five months to make.
Welcome in, brother.
You're right, mad Mitchell.
Have a drink.
Right, chat.
The sensible thing for me to do is end it there so I can get some reasonable sleep for tomorrow
and then when we get back tomorrow, we'll be on all night anyway, well, near enough.
So I'm going to end it there so I can get some reading, but we're actually getting somewhere
as well and we can start it earlier as well tomorrow.
That's probably the smart thing to do.
Chat, thank you very, very much.
I appreciate you, man.
Honestly, thank you.
I've just been caught a crackhead.
Let me quit.
There we go.
Jack, thank you very, very much.
I appreciate you, man.
Honestly, absolutely fucking legends.
Thank you very much for tonight's stream.
I appreciate you all watching.
I'll be live tomorrow.
I'm going to aim for a round.
Depends on traffic more than anything.
Depends on traffic.
It's going to be like an hour drive plus traffic.
I'm gonna aim for around six seven chat six seven. I'm gonna aim for six though. All right, but chat
Thank you very very much. I appreciate you on a set fight last one ever on this set up
No, it won't be chat. Thank you very very much. I appreciate you man
I see feather the sub the bits the gift is the dough knows everything favorite turn and chatting the bits buggy
Go on the boy. Thank you very very much mate. Go on the boy. I hope you're doing well buggy, man
chat thank you very much I appreciate his man absolutely fucking legends we
are the public moral of a full-timer very very soon so do not fucking worry
right who shall I send you over to chat that's the question anyone got any
suggestions
Now be ready to say it every night.
Oh my God, Monday, Mike.
Gotta be Monday, Mike.
Chat, go and show Monday, Mike, some fucking love.
Go and show Monday, Mike, some fucking love, mate.
Honestly, chat, honestly though, thank you so much.
I appreciate you all every single day, every single night.
Thank you so much, chat.
back live tomorrow do not fucking worry I will see you have a shot of it on
the wall bags bro what you want about what you want on a certain fucking body
right chat thank you very much I will see you all tomorrow fucking love you
all have a good night chat love you all man