angryginge13
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03-19-2026 · 6h 49m
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Thank you very very much. I appreciate that. 5 out of 13.
Tyler, 10 out of 28. Sammy, 10 out of 21.
Amy with a 5!
Go on, Amy!
D-D-D!
Go on, Amy.
Fucking legend.
Go on, Amy. Thank you very very much, love.
I appreciate that a lot.
Absolute fucking legend.
Henry, 10 out of 5.
Jamie, 10 out of 53.
Go on, Jamie Ryan.
Thank you very much mate, Sam is giving a 21 man, I appreciate that, Keith is giving
a 26, WBA giving a primer, Ben giving a 20, JD and Colt giving a 15, Keith giving a 26,
fooah, go on, thank you very much, Chateau, I think you'll be doing it around, maybe
six o'clock no he's not it says a clock now maybe about half six he's getting his
eye cut so I'm hoping he gets the buzz then that's what I'm hoping I'm not sure
let me just let me ask chat hang on let me put it in the group
I'm not sure.
Let me pop him a message.
Um, still...
Yeah, still around seven.
Hey, five CR, five and a gifted mate!
Go on, the boy, thank you very, very much, man, I appreciate that.
And what is it, what is he getting?
It's like a, what, it's like a buzz seven-eye in the summit?
Like some fucking golf turn or something.
I can't remember what he said, but he's something like that anyway.
Do you know what I mean?
Six guard, that was it. Six guard, let's have a look.
Buzz, six guard.
So this is what he's going for.
Jack, we have to make a rule, right?
We have to make a rule.
Even if...
Even if Taze suits it, we have to say it's shit.
That's what that's the rule.
That's the rule. We have to, no matter what.
We have to, no matter what.
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yeah, deal. Perfect.
All right, perfect.
Like, you've got to make him fucking think,
oh, my God, this is fucking,
oh, can't believe I've done this.
This is what he's gone for.
That's what he's going for.
Oh, that's cold.
I like it when you just fucking scream,
just isn't on the sides of me screaming.
That's cold.
Transform.
Fit to scream.
There we go.
That's what he's going for.
What else have we got here?
Also this one.
That's also on there.
Oh, six to six is a 16 guard that one for that is
Six yeah, but he's getting he's doing that so that'll be interesting. I don't think he's not doing that last he's not doing that
But yeah, I'll be interested it'll be very very interesting. Oh, you fucking you know
It's going to level 12. I'm trying by the way fucking go on chat
Kyron 21 mate Holland 230 Luca 21 23 mate go on linky you mad bastard. Thank you very very much, man
I appreciate our lot brother. Thank you mate, right chat
We've got two options basically it we've been at a shoot today all morning, right?
So we finished at four it would have taken me an hour to get back home
And then it would have something an hour to get here, right?
So I couldn't go and pick the backpack up
So what we could do is simply I can go get chas to go get the backpack and then come here if we want to and then
We've got the backpack for today
Yeah
Or yes, all right perfect just one moment while something chaser on me on me samsung s26
Hmm.
You didn't take this far ahead, did you?
No, I did, I did, I did.
I did take this far ahead.
And what you're gonna do is just hold there and don't move.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Just make a phone call in a minute.
Matt Murray, Tivor 16, mate, thank you very much.
I think I've missed five.
JD Gil for life, go on JD.
Forever the five gift in love.
Aren't we all fucking JD for life?
Go on JD, thank you very much.
Rocky, Tivor 12 months, LW, Forever the 28, mate.
I appreciate that a lot. Rocky, Tivor 12, B21, Tivor 5, B1 Roll, Tivor 14, Jane and Tivor 8, mate.
Now, I'll just bear with me one moment whilst I message my sister.
Are you able to drive mine and get my backpack for me, please?
and I will have just collected its
there we go
very much
thank you very much mate
Frankie Trieb, Frankie Trieb, Frankie Trieb
Frankie Trieb, Frankie Trieb Nora
thank you very much Frankie eat Areggia
thank you very much Frankie with a high brother
go on the boy thank you very much mate
chat this week or this weekend i'm going to be streaming from home but i'll have the backpack
here so if i what if we do anything together i'm always here there's going to be some i don't
know if i the chair i don't want to wait let me see is thingy with thingy right now
right let me nip up stairs i'm going to put trust in just
That didn't work, did it?
I'm going to have to do it the old-fashioned way for a minute.
Right, give me one minute, Jack.
Do you know life, you just don't look good.
What?
You're showing me hairline.
Jack, he's got a good hairline.
I'm like, oh wait, oh fuck.
Wait a minute.
Did you change your ingest?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'll try to put your ingest in there.
I look very good in it.
I'll probably mind just putting it in, it's my final.
That might be why.
Yeah.
I need to get that one.
Just a quick one, and I don't want to say anything.
Yeah.
How have you spoken all Friday?
I've spoken Friday.
Oh, I put it on in the story,
but I'm not officially spoken about it.
I've spoken Friday.
You can say it.
Right, I'll get my grin on the trip.
Oh yeah, go on, you can, sir.
Well, no, it's your thing to say.
Well, why did Tom was gonna do it, chat?
On Friday, okay, I am throwing a massive
one million follow-up party at the ball post.
Woohoo!
I've invited some of the UK's biggest streamers
to the party.
Oh, really?
Probably all the livers.
I've invited a lot of streamers to the party, YouTubers that are local, and yeah, you know
what they say?
Get the cams in, get the bags in, get the slags in.
Get the fucking going off!
Get it on boys!
Fucking going off on Friday!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You know what this thing is, he fucking means that.
I'm gonna feed you, mate.
Don't you take his bag off.
We're getting it ready for tomorrow.
Someone's getting recalled.
I'll just...
I've just realised, can we have
no weird activities around vodka,
like, because obviously you said it in.
What the fuck do you think this is?
He's not invited.
I passed it. VodGuy passed it.
And the drugs?
And the drugs.
The piracy?
No, VodGuy is coming.
Is your party?
He's not coming.
Unlocking VodGuy?
What's his actual real name?
No.
What's his actual name?
James.
He's named VodGuy.
I was just going to go up in the air, you think that shit.
Jack, does anyone think that I should do it?
Be honest, does anyone think that I should do it?
That's nice of you, you don't have to.
No, I'm fully aware of it, but I don't mind.
I'd love to work with one of them, even though he's the same.
I'm dead, though, it was wise I'm not to go.
Show your ass, show your ass.
I already have.
He's actually cutting it.
By the way, have you heard this?
You know, there is one common theme, you know, sometimes it don't grow back.
Fuck off!
It's a good airline.
It's a kind airline.
I'm sorry, that's your airline.
Sometimes it don't grow back, especially when you cut it off.
Ooh.
Guess what I'm going to do?
Well, it might have been so great if it doesn't.
I thought that I was going to take the blade off and just razor it.
I was using one of the first.
Yeah, is that right?
Yes.
Yeah, if we can't, that'd be fantastic, that.
I love that, just to fucking watch your face drop.
Yeah.
Do you know what though?
I feel like when I had a boss cut, obviously I looked really good and had it.
You didn't.
That could actually be the worst you've ever looked.
Just a fat round meatball, lad.
That's actually what it was.
Oh, I'm scared.
I'm going.
I look like a fat man.
What's that?
Yeah.
I hate you all, lad.
Oh, you fucking...
Kate, you just said you look like an egg.
That's brilliant, man.
Yeah, fucking...
Oh
I know, I know, I know
Oh yeah, look, look, are you okay?
There she is, give it the magic rule
Are you ready?
I know, are you ready?
Yeah, the magic rule
There you go, there you go
Do you want some one-clops?
Can we just kiss a bell?
Because
I thought you were a superhero, you don't cry
Yes
I know, I know
I know, I know, but you don't cry
You're a superhero, are you?
You're special.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Alright, alright.
Easy to see you.
Come on, Morgan.
Look at him, Morgan, Morgan.
What do you want to get from the shop tomorrow?
What shop?
I'm going to tell you.
I'm going to tell you the shop.
What do you want to get tomorrow?
I want to go to TV.
You want to go to TV?
What do you want from TV?
Trainers.
I'll get you some trainers in the top.
See, you forgot about it, huh?
Look, you alright now?
You forgot about it, huh?
You're free trainers.
Oh, by the way, I've got some vouchers to give away, haven't we?
We've got some vouchers to give away, should we give away some JV vouchers?
I can't.
Why?
Because of mine.
Nah.
We haven't sewed chat last week.
James gave away everyone's JD vouchers other than his own.
No, you got yours.
Yeah, that's because I snob shot.
Exactly.
I thought I liked it.
He's trying to give mine away.
I know.
Amelia's got them.
How's she know?
And Amelia's downstairs.
You've got a gambler?
I can't trust you here.
I won't.
I won't give it to you.
We'll pass that.
Are we?
Well, yeah.
OK.
We'll pass that.
I understand.
Yeah, mate, you entertainer there. Go on.
Well, then, ooh.
That's need me to have a charge by the way.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I can do that, aren't ya?
No, what are you doing?
Oh, I've got a cap on it.
Oh, a cap.
Why is your camera fucking...
Oh, no, no, because the lens,
he's sort of got a new lens, and it's too big for him there.
It's too heavy and the camera falls.
Well, why don't you just...
That's part of the miles bar.
They're not looking at me fucking bold, though.
Yeah, that does actually look pretty good to me.
Right, hold on, let me get these vouchers.
You don't owe me any subs, do you?
I actually don't, no, it's not me.
I owe you.
You owe me a fair few quits.
I owe you, you fuckhole.
You owe me six, I owe you fifty quits.
I owe you fifty quits.
For the messy?
Yeah, I owe you a lot.
And the Omri.
And your Omri.
Omri?
And your Omri, yeah.
Fifty-three months now.
I know it's fucking me, I know it's me.
Honestly, I can't...
It's getting us in the safe.
What?
It's yours!
Yes, chat, you okay?
Oh
Me fucking lights have just gone off
Now make you make me computers all right
Yeah
Fuck knows yes chat, and they pull me strained once I can have a look at my channel
I'm gonna minute chat angry ginges. Yes angry ginges. What are you saying chat?
Come on
Take your tax fucking Elvis. Honestly, that's like saying fuck. What a fucking we're just making shit up now
If we're doing that shit if it was just making shit up now. Oh my god
I saw a
news article on tiktok Gary was apparently dying slowing in prison
Just thought I'd update you all apparently is he's gonna die slowing prison
Just saw it on tiktok. So I thought I'd update you all
Haircut yet Tate is gonna get a haircut. Let me just turn fucking
Where's he sleep?
There we go.
There we go.
Oh.
I'm not going to give myself any, I don't need to.
Do you know what I mean? We're just here to have fun.
Yeah, no, everything's about gifted.
Exactly, not everything's about gifted chat.
I've got a new lens.
Even wider.
This so you can get a jakey when he comes up.
Nah, I probably shouldn't have felt like that all my life.
Nah, I mean you can't do that.
Flashbang.
Shall I try it?
Chat, shall I try it or not?
What do you reckon, Chat?
Do I give it a go or do I not?
That's saying, yeah.
Okay.
Chat, get ready for the flashbang.
It will just go all white for a minute,
so just bear with it, okay?
Just bear with it, Chat.
You fucking struggle it.
Ooh, flashbang, flashbang.
Flashbang out!
Right.
There we bit shout, we're still going.
Flashbang, flashbang.
Run! Oh fuck!
Oh shit, take the fucking cap off of me.
I'll have a cap on it.
Why that? It's the fucking exact same.
No, hold on.
OHHHHH!
That's nice, you don't need that wide though.
Maybe actually you could, just maybe...
No, but I'm going the other side.
Because I'm moving, I'm moving out of there, aren't I?
You're moving again?
Yeah, just fucking, got it?
No, no, I'm moving out of there.
By the way, I'll hang on a minute.
Isn't that where I said to put your stuff originally?
Yeah, but I'm building it on stream, I've been doing bits every day.
All right, what bits are you doing today?
Well, I've done nothing today because I've been with JD,
because we fucking love JD.
We fucking love JD.
And then, what's it called?
Been with JD, oh my god.
Hold on, zoom out, I look skinny.
Is that bald skinny?
Oh
Do you say we all play character? Yeah? Yeah?
Respect. Thank you.
So what I've been doing, I've...
That's quite a good day.
Yeah, you trying to mow me right now?
No, I'm not trying to bro, you're getting mugged.
Yeah, sorry, you're getting mugged.
No, so I've been doing bits by day, so
basically with last IRL
we were doing Bob the Builder.
Yeah, it looks good, doesn't it?
It does with the lights on. It does look really, really good.
I can't believe you chose to sell a messy
Messi signed shirt right and then keep your sack on him, not for me he's just fucking mental.
What?
I think you've lost your fucking mind, you sold a signed message shirt so you could put
a sack on him and death of him right on the wall, but I don't know.
As of right now we would rather have a new team than Messi or Sacko.
Messi.
Right, okay Sacko's having a bad season I understand, but he will always be our
and he'll be back next season in a better form.
Well, Smith rose your mind, you fucked him up.
I never did.
Believe it or not, Jack, I know it works specifically.
I love Smith Row.
But you clubbed it.
Yeah, no, they did.
But like, do you know what, you lot fucked off
one of your star boys.
Who as well?
I probably shouldn't say his name.
OK, there's a bit of a difference now, isn't there?
Why that?
Oh, yeah.
The obvious.
Yeah.
Oh, you got gifted in my chat.
Oh, favorite gift he'd make. Can I re-film that to get the money?
What the fuck? By the way, you can't even say that, because we know you're a big fan of the channel.
Chat, can we get a massive W in the chat?
The Dinch is one of the biggest Chazer ultras, two years in a row,
at the top of his leaderboard on his Twitch recap.
I think what was it, 230 hours? Nearly 10 days of his entire year spent watching the MYK Chazer channel.
Honestly mate, I fucking appreciate it.
You're on a good shoulder.
There's not that many streamers from the UK.
What do you mean?
If I'm fucking choosing to watch you, you're in fucking trouble.
What was that?
Do you want to know what else I didn't help?
We didn't have backpacks or anything for IRL,
so I had to put your stream on and then go and meet you.
Yeah, never did that.
Oh my God, by the way, something came up.
Yesterday chat, this is mental when I say it,
was our first ever IRL that we did
when we went to the zoo and it was shut
and then fell off the swing.
That was this time last year yesterday.
What was it?
Think about how much has happened in one year.
How mental was that chat?
That is actually fucking mental.
That is actually mental.
That's our first ever IRL that work.
Yeah, it was.
It was on the set, it was on something,
it was wrong, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was on the, it was just there.
What was it just then?
We were holding it and dropping it through each other.
That's mad that, isn't it?
That's actually crazy.
Do you remember, Chet?
We went to fucking, there was a slot on it.
We tried the food in that little shop.
Yeah, that's the clip.
We were dropping that shit Mexican drink.
Oh, yeah, it's so bad.
And you were like, oh, I'd love you that.
Yeah.
Brutal, right?
Fucking hilarious.
It's mad that.
I mean, we're coming up to nearly a year on the safari,
because that was not far off, though.
No, I think we should do safari again then.
Yeah, we should do a one year anniversary
of the safaris room.
Yeah, I agree.
That would go off.
with that like nine quidot bog yeah what a fucking expensive hot dog and the
magnum and then we went on the pirate ship that was good oh it was good and then we went on the swings
yeah we've been on the swings we're good oh it was unreal you know what times
feel like probably can't do the backpack swings unless one of us is holding the
camera yeah true by the way backpack comes does it know two days two days
oh right I know it doesn't he doesn't eject today okay now he comes it comes
in two days which is going to be it do you know what though I feel like with the
backpack it's a weird one why just because it don't work in our own house
yeah it's just connection in it so connection so we we we we
Chattain's will be live at about seven or I can yeah there is one of the
layout thing class seven by the way if we can do yeah if we can do that would
be fantastic if we can hey go on talk found a tier one mate go on talk
Oh, it's February 21, brother, go on the bike.
Yeah, take the industry with a bus cut, yeah.
Yeah, and we get first.
No!
No!
Fucking budding.
Pies message, that's Pies said.
Apparently Pies coming in, apparently.
Well, Ben went around me and was like,
I'll just find myself, yeah.
And then I just said, you know, we're on our way.
I went, you're on your way, where?
Went to the boff house.
I went, all right, he invited you.
And he went, no one.
I went, oh, you've invited yourself.
I went, well, we are not.
You can't invite yourself to the fucking boff house.
Yeah, I don't know where I sit with all this, because I've noticed there's a lot of random people entering the bobbels.
Yeah.
I keep walking downstairs chatting, it's actually weird like I don't know who anyone is.
Yeah.
So, you haven't been here for that long.
Oh.
Hey, go on Luke the Luke!
Thank you for the two gifted!
Two!
One!
Oh, let me give you fucking tight cunt.
Two!
I gave him a ground flat right up!
He can do it!
Come on!
Go on Luke how you been well mate.
Go on mate.
I'll have tea now chat.
Go on Toby back with a 20.
You should be live at like 7 I think.
Maybe 6?
What the fuck he never does shit like that?
What the fuck?
He never does shit like that.
What the fuck?
What do you hear?
Go on pull my back with a primer.
What was you doing today chat?
We can't disclose what we was doing today.
doing today it was top, top secret.
Top, top secret.
Grown man by the way, yeah I know, chat.
It's fucking embarrassing that, innit?
How embarrassing is that?
Pinned.
I can leave Benno in Nando's.
Right, chat.
The problem is, right, he's at the house at the moment.
There's a lot of problems with the house, okay?
So we keep waking up every single day
to random people in the house that are fixing stuff.
Like, dead serious, day before yesterday,
I've walked downstairs in my boxers, right?
Have you ever?
I'm fucking speaking like that again.
Fully in my boxers, like, fully.
I'm fucking, I'll tell you what.
Why are you joking?
Fully in my boxers, chat.
Next thing you know, fucking,
there's a 16-year-old kid at the bottom of the house
and I'm stood there in my boxers.
Like, what is going on?
Hey, go on, play.
Thank you for the gift, did I appreciate the gift?
You go on, blame.
Like, what are you doing?
Jake, he was on your set up by the way.
Shit was it?
Yeah, he's just on screen job.
It was, Gingy.
Ugh, fucking Scruffy.
It's actually fucking facing it.
And it mate, he's,
he thinks this is what he thinks he can do now.
He's an absolute fucking Scruffy.
Yeah, no, it was Charlie and his mate.
And I was like, I'm in my box with you.
You went on the fuck out.
I'll be here again!
And I will lose my strength!
Hold on, chat, watch this!
Swats!
Yeah, you got it, mate?
Yeah, I did, yeah!
I'm the scariest!
Full cam!
Wait, what the fuck in the parallel universe is going on here?
Watch for your outfit mate, how much we will see.
What the hell?!
What the fuck in the parallel universe is going on here?
Oh, there we go.
What the fuck?
What I've gone for is, yeah, A6 tracks through the bottom, yeah, Nert socks, yeah black, yeah,
A6 G-leaders to go on top, yeah, of the A6 shirt, okay, yeah, well if you've dug on
the free author, yeah where's the back building? How much V-books was it?
It was approximately 2,000 V-books, right, 2,000 V-books, you've got to get in the
back building in there, you don't go to the back building, you go to the back building,
I'm saying you've got to go to the iron shop and we're getting that fucking sardid.
I'm just going to take a little label to be booked off of today.
I'm wearing this t-shirt which you actually said is a girls t-shirt.
I like this t-shirt.
Jack, do you know when you were...
Jack, do you know when you went out shopping when you were about 14, 15?
And you went, oh yeah, I'm going to be a hard luck now.
Jakey drips out. See, Lauren knows.
Jakey's such a mess.
I don't know why I wrote that one.
Jakey lowkey looks like a masked lesbian.
Duh!
Brilliant.
Errrm...
Well I guess I'm kind of a amma lesbian.
Wait Raj, give me a five!
Go on Raj, give me a five!
Come on Raj!
Go on Raj, you mad bastard!
I'm approaching certain positions for 70 minutes, you get it, babe.
Um...
Bill v me, Bill v Raj.
Yeah, it works.
Right, anyway, what was I saying now, Jack?
So do you remember you're about 14 or 15?
You go shopping in your prime arts, your new looks, yeah.
Then sort of shops and you get like a shirt
that's got like a bit of a hat, not a little half-naked,
but you know, a woman with a top on
and you know, then sort of with, you know,
then sort of naughty, naughty shirts.
That reminds me of the old Naughty Valley.
We go 20, not 40, make this T-shirt.
It's got nice little, chill little 800V Booker.
Talking about little Booker is.
Oh, Booker is?
He'd enjoy that. Er, everyone's on my penis today, didn't they?
Fortunately, no, we got shots on her, but we did kind of unfortunately see the owl out of it at certain parts.
But can I just say, right, it was cold.
It was cold. I mean, it was fucking not gold for the eyes, let me tell you.
And also, Jakey's absolutely now built by Millie Rice.
Everyone...
No, Chas, no, you know, don't worry.
All the production team, everyone was laughing at me winky.
You know, I think you're winky. That's what happens when you have your winky out.
You know, but I'll be honest, it weren't called a quite warm in there.
I'm a growing art show-er.
You know, so I'm like, I don't mean to ask about it on JD shoes.
Yes, but I didn't purpose to get out on a JD shoe. It just happened to be there.
Well...
I mean, you had multiple chances to hide it.
I couldn't.
I couldn't.
Check, you know when sometimes you wear colourful shorts?
Do I like shorts, by the way?
Yeah.
That's so...
Yeah, he looks like my Nan Prolapsed.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that about you Nan.
What does Prolapse mean?
Er, Prolapse.
It means like when your barrel drops out of your eyes.
Yeah, it could be a mispronunciation of clapped.
Yeah.
Something like that.
I'll clap your Nan, of course, if she's alive.
Which I mean, I'm not going to disrespect her dad.
She'll put your disrespect to Nan.
What?
You disrespect the Nan no matter what.
Of course I'd say, excuse me love.
May I ride?
Sorry.
Can you tell him these bad dates? No.
Jake, I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to be honest with you. I've already came in already.
You've already had a cookie?
Jake!
Yeah.
The fuck size you know?
The other day he left five of these on my desk.
And you kept coming and going,
and I'm going, no, I don't want to leave it.
And then how many stayed there?
Honestly, he's a grip.
I'll put them all back.
You put them all back in the jib.
What for? Grimmens of Alan?
Oh, I get it.
Cutting there.
Tasey's doing that today.
We're gonna lay up into ourselves.
Oh, is that true now?
How do you know?
You've sucked for all of us.
I might have gone early.
I can't wait to play Rocket League!
I actually won't go to Rocket League.
Rocket League is gonna pop off tonight.
But what we're gonna do first
is watch that fucking mug cut his head.
That's what I'm gonna do.
One minute, check.
Right, one minute, six down.
Take the guard off there.
to take the guard off it was me. The plan is he's having a six gold. Yeah. Yeah. We
don't let that happen. We go in, first cart has got to be bought. Yeah. I think I'll
have a six gold. I think, oh no, because anyway we have to turn to England. Yeah.
So I think he's to the guard off. To the guard off. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, yeah,
I know, the old great brood.
Oh, fuck.
You know what he's like?
More of a Jamaican, because he's from Jamaica.
Do you think he's crazy, baby?
Why do you think my penis today?
Sorry.
Why do you think my penis today?
What a weird question.
By the way, Jack,
Jakey is in a crossroads of sizes.
How did you not grow?
Drinks have arrived.
Oh, what'd you get me?
What?
You'll see.
Oh, yeah.
I swear it gets bigger, you know I know you.
Jack, if I show you all my winky, oh no, I probably shouldn't have shown you.
Jake, I'm not bothered about seeing your dick.
You keep trying to say, look at this, look at that.
Because it weren't at the best performance, no.
I don't really want to see your dick, Jake.
Can you stop going on about it?
Like, look in the chat, 16, 17, like, 12.
Do you know what I mean?
Well, all right, well, I'm just going to mean one.
There's no reason.
We've all got one.
Just to be clear.
We've all got one.
We do all have a dick.
We do all have a dick.
Not everyone.
You're actually seeing it, really.
Not everyone's having a dick.
It's only when the chat is said to you, right?
I don't know, that's cat impossible.
By the way, guys, I've had the first solid shit
in a week.
It's time for a Chasmin's!
What do you want?
I'm having a Chasnees.
Oh, come on!
Wait a minute. Luke, let's just message me.
Ignore me again. I'll go mad.
Oh, fuck.
Sorry, Luke.
Fuck.
What's that?
He's got our drinks here.
25 gifteds gone through, get in.
Fuck you, what?
25 gifted.
Fuck, you're not smart.
No, I haven't, cos I'm not a prick.
Oh my god he's actually got a snacks. Go on Blake, we're the gifted. Blake, thank you for the gifted.
So where are your drinks? Where are our ones?
No, he would have got drinks because I've been buying drinks for everyone and I thought you used the...
You did, you did.
You've sorted us out.
Yeah.
Mango.
I don't have that shit.
I don't have that shit.
Strawberry and grape.
What the fuck? Where's my Red Bull?
You can't have them. I'll have to take them with me.
He's got us pepsis. He's got us pepsis.
That's why...
Well, it's when they substitute it at a bat that we join and they've not got red
look and they're probably sold out because they're old and they've got a
round one. I don't think I thought they substituted it fast. Yeah and also we
appreciate it a lot. We appreciate it a lot. Thank you. Check this out.
Pepsi can, Coca-Cola glass and Goodyear. You actually did it at the same size as that kid now.
I actually enjoy watching more of that, I mean it starts me using it.
Chazza took above lens.
You're chat blind, why are they typing in the bunks?
Chazza stole above lens.
I don't know, it's weird isn't it?
I'll put some of that in the fridge for you.
Holy smokes.
I don't know what I'm talking about!
I can put these in my fridge.
You put some in there, can't you?
What are you doing?
I'm just going to say you're saying a good look for the brand, NIST.
Yeah, no, it's not.
Anguidgin's fights over Clips Max's.
Oh, that's what you're doing.
Get it, Clips.
That's not a good look.
Look at that.
That's it.
That's not a good look.
You can have four.
That's it.
Yeah, you go on, Chaz.
Appreciate you, mate.
What's happening, Chaz?
You're good.
Hippo equals Chazer.
He's actually good, bud.
He's a taxi in some of them.
No, he's not.
No, he wouldn't.
He don't drink them.
I don't drink these.
He don't drink them.
Or is it just for guests that come around?
This is just a guess.
Oh, okay.
Just a guess.
Oh, guess who's having the most time?
By the way, what does everyone want for dinner?
It's on me.
Really?
It's on me.
It's on me tonight boys.
What we get?
What we get?
What we get?
What should we get?
Do you want to consider any of these right?
Indian.
Oh, let's get an Indian.
Can you have a healthy Indian now?
Yeah, a little chicken kuma.
Little chicken kuma, pilar rice.
Then we'll have five, no, by the way,
this is the best order.
Chicken kuma, pilar rice,
Peshwari naan, five poppadoms, three onion barges, two, um, what's it called?
Charts, miffin.
Triangles?
Ooh, what?
It's my thing, innit? Governor's Day's set.
By the way, your tits were genuinely out tonight.
Let's have a top-off, then, lads.
They didn't have...
Where's our fucking top-off?
Come on, then. Gonna get your top-off?
Alright, get your top-off.
Get your top-off, then.
What's going on there?
Get your top-off.
Oh, dear.
I don't want to leak all of it,
because I'm halfway through body transformation.
Go on, get your top-off, bro. Let's take the top-off.
Oh, where's my shirt? Is he drooping, though?
Go on, let's have a fucking take-out.
I can't believe what's going on here.
Right. Yeah, he's got big a tip.
He's got big a tip.
Stand on either side.
No, you're doing this.
I'm not.
Mine are perky, but...
Mine are perky, but...
Mine are perky, but...
We have to do a grab-up.
They're saying, Jake, yeah.
No, Jack, mine are perky.
Jake, you take it off.
No, you've got multiple...
I've got muscle mass. I'm half way through body transformation so I'm not in that spot.
Half way through you have to start on to be out there. I have started.
You just had a cocky when you came in.
Chattie who's got the bigger tits?
Jakey come back.
Jakey got egg cubs. What does that mean?
So it's like a cup of, I think it's like a size of bra maybe.
Aww.
I don't like you got an e-cup.
Chattie didn't like it today.
What did you like today?
Wheatley!
Go on Wheatley! Forever the Five Gifted!
Go on, Wheatley, you mad bastard. Thank you very much mate.
Thank you very much Wheatley.
No, I didn't. You called me Smithy. Smithy's not far.
Adam, thank you for the five gifted me.
Did you go back to Pets at all, then, Chas?
What's that? Did you go back to Pets at all?
Yeah, when I saw you, man.
No, I didn't actually, because she was so fucking vulgar and rude,
she's putting me off Pets at home.
Oh, yeah, go from there.
Can you buy a dog for me?
Er, I got a dog. Hold on, what dog?
The dog? That dog right there?
That one?
Do you know what a fun fact, that's my girlfriend.
I've missed on us to the situation there.
Sorry about that.
Why is there one in my phone fact?
Did you get one as well?
For the end, it's me now.
Oh, that's my pipe, basically.
That's pipe, basically.
That's got to be pipe.
That's my hand. That's my hand, that's my hand.
I've got one. I've got one.
Er, pinned. What's going on there?
Can't see anything.
Then I'm going to order him off on fax.
Yes.
I'll talk to you, I fucking forgot it now.
Fourth question, am I still...
Yeah, you are still needed tonight, Chas, mate.
Jaden!
Forever the five, mate.
Go on, Jaden. Thank you very much, brother.
Actually, to be fair, you're probably not Chas. You're all right.
What should we do tonight?
Likewise, Iro.
Jaden, Forever the Five as well, mate. Go on, Jaden.
Thank you for the 5 mate, your pop's on the side out.
Hey thank you very much Jaden, what the fuck is he doing?
What could you do late night? Oh my god we could do a bob house hide and seek.
We actually could, we could.
Yeah we could. Shall we?
Or we'll probably just leave it till the video's out.
Brogisley, we did a hide and seek in the botox.
We didn't.
You're a non-glaff toe, 2 out of 2, what?
It's Liam, 2 out of 17, Sonda, 2 out of 4.
Jaden, thank you very much mate.
Megan, do you have a 24?
I think.
Well, I'll fucking help you.
No, they didn't, they didn't see you alright.
Oh, nice.
Cold week, thank you.
Come on, that's not good idea.
Yeah, it'll be good if I just cat-live on the bottom floor.
Elmit game.
Who?
Elmit game.
Yeah, you are fucking on that.
I said you got an helmet on?
Yeah.
Right, you've got to guess who did it.
You?
No, they weren't charged.
No, I said you.
I've just watched you do it.
Do it again and fucking see what happens.
You fucking dick.
Back off now, okay.
No fighting, no fighting.
Oh, what the fuck?
You can't use blunt objects, Jesus.
I've got to use fucking sharp ones.
Hey, CJ, do you have a gun on me?
Yeah, why don't we play Amit Games?
We've got the noodles now.
Yeah, we do.
What the fuck?
Jesus!
Mate, do you know what you were that one minute?
You were that one minute.
You was that one, no.
You was that one minute.
The tall party.
No, what the fuck is that?
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I want me to the third party.
No, what the fuck is that?
I can smell a 25.
Yeah, I don't mean to.
I'll do it like that.
I'd rather stay alive.
Ow, ow, ow, Chaz.
Chaz, it's blood.
What was that?
Mm.
Chaz, that was horrible.
That was horrible, that was horrible.
Look, I just want 20 gifted, gifted.
I don't know about that.
That's not for me, mate.
You know what it is?
Cheers, mate.
Oh, no, Chaz, no, no, no, no, Chaz, that's Chaz.
What? You just said 20 gifted?
Juzza!
You didn't say that.
What?
Yeah, you've been around the fucking edge!
What?
Oh fuck, I must have missed the assignment.
I don't understand why you're trying to help me.
Oh fuck.
Just fucking gifted himself 20?
Oh man, I've been a prick there.
You know what, once I went to a pool party as a kid and the hopes tried drowning me.
Didn't try, I don't know.
Yeah, fucking out of the water till he shut off. I mean, he would have.
Right, by the way boys, tonight's actually my last takeaway.
Is it? What's he clearly going for?
That's what I'm wondering.
Well, I am obviously going to have like, pepe's and nandos,
but tonight I'm feeling something naughty.
What are you feeling?
Indian.
Really? Where from?
Probably the ice-cream.
India.
Oh, Salim knows.
A biryani would go on.
Yeah, look, that's Salim.
Salim, what's your favourite curry?
No, by the way, Salim's favourite is genuinely a biryani.
He told me.
What's but...
Salim don't say by the way, if Salim puts it isn't, I'm going to kick off.
Because Salim told me on numerous occasions his favourite is the very army now.
Come on.
It is.
He said it is.
Charlotte!
We love you Charlotte!
We do!
Feb and a five gifted love, I appreciate that, thank you.
Autumn, what are you saying?
Chinese or Indian, but we've had a lot of Chinese.
You have to be fair.
You have as well.
You had one the other night.
I had one Sunday to be fair.
Yes, it's me, are you OK?
What are we thinking?
India, not what.
I don't mind to be honest, but...
Mmm.
Are you going to fucking... Are you all right?
No, not really.
What's up?
I've tried speaking four or five times.
I've had the tiniest fucking talk over a minute.
Anyway, what shall we get for food?
So I'm thinking, there's a...
Shut the door, shut the window after you've done, Jake.
Yeah, can you actually...
Because there's a bit of a draught coming in.
What's getting cold?
I've tried talking five times and you're just fucking talking louder than me.
You know what? To speak in his head I've got to...
Mate, you're fucking mind up!
Did you pay the heating bill? No!
There's a draught coming in and I'm getting cold!
Put the Pepsi's back as well.
You're not going to mind.
Oi! Come here! Come here! Say what your wife is saying and it better be fucking worth it!
What's healthy from the Indian?
Cos I'm not really left out. Cos I've not been fed today.
You've not been fed? You did. You had a chicken swammer.
You had a chicken swammer at the JV shoot?
Yeah, but I didn't have anything after that.
Well yeah, it was only two hours ago.
I know tomorrow those. Yeah, you got our balls. I got a dairy milk
I'm some squashes and some little digestives as a little digestives and some Pringles and some Pringles
And a pack of squares. Oh
Did you know?
You did you know that all those things are at the GD shoes, but I didn't eat all of them. Did you not?
No.
Well it depends what you want you can get some chicken curry and have the curry and the rice,
you can get boiled rice.
Jake.
What?
No!
See he's trying to make me relapse.
No!
No!
I don't think he's trying to do it right.
I can't relapse.
You've got to be awesome at the relapse.
Yeah but I've got to try and do it yet.
He's seen his opening of Alte yet.
He don't want to have the fat jokes anymore and he's seen his opening and he's trying
to go in for the kill.
Yeah.
I want to pull that shit back.
I'm trying to put the knife in the coffin. Yeah, and I'm trying to pull that shit back.
I'm trying to put that knife in the coffin. I don't think you need to put the coffin in the coffin sealed.
Yeah, and you did have a cookie on the layer.
Oh my God, why are you grasping up though?
You've grasped the coffin. You've grasped the coffin yourself.
Anyway, what about like a chicken starter? Is that, is that healthy? Like a chicken grill?
I don't know.
No.
I'm gonna, no.
No!
No!
I'm gonna get like half a cup of double fried chips.
Oops, I'm right.
BRANDON!!!
You are Brandon, thank you very much mate, I appreciate it, tell me about your fucking gold water boy, thank you Brandon mate.
We could get a Chasmees.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna go and order me own food just to keep my own figure in shape.
What do you want?
If you want to keep it in shape, you probably want them to know.
Do you know what Emily said?
No, but I think I'm about to say...
What did she say? What did she say?
Sit down, sit down, come on.
I need to stand up to show you.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Alice said I've got hips like Shakira.
I'm not a big fan.
Jake, no, no, no, Jake, Jake, Jake, stay, stay, stay.
I've been through this, it's called Love Andals.
Yeah, but no, if it's my song, please, I just can't stop myself.
How does it go?
I know she didn't dance, but can speak Spanish.
I know what it's going to be, no, no.
Ooh, Shakira, ooh, Shakira, ooh, Shakira, ooh.
Shakira, Shakira, Omelette, Cognac, Known, and then some feeler rice, with some poppa,
with some poppa, with some poppa, dooms, oh have a coma with a feeler rice and some
sands of poppa dons, and some mango, and some chutney, and some onion bargees, oh have a coma
with a beeler rice and a bottle of red onions. Right, that's his order done. We'll get it,
we'll get it, we'll get it ordered, Jake. Get it ordered just for you, Jake. I'm ordering
my own Nando's, my own clean Nando's. What are you going to get for Nando's? So, in
my clean Nando's, I'm going to get four flies. No! Wrong! Wrong! Give it clean.
I'm going to have pork fly chicken with broccoli and...
Right, we'll go up in a minute, Jack, we'll go up in a minute.
Yeah, we'll put these in just a little bit.
He's having it done now.
No, he's just got life, so we'll go up in a minute, let him do his intro, and then we'll go.
Fully epic.
Barber's not here yet, so.
Is that to get an actual barber here?
Yeah.
Okay.
An actual barber coming, Jack.
Well, you want me to do it, don't I?
Don't you?
Oh, no, I think he is going to do it.
Do I know Mike?
Right, I want to make it look shit, but you're all liars.
Right, shut the door, shut the door.
Cheers, Charlotte Love, I appreciate that.
Hey, hey, it's time to get to did mate.
Receaker, 5 out of 5, thanks very much, Receaker.
I appreciate that, love.
Are we going Indian?
What?
We're going Indian.
I honestly, I mean, I'll give it a go, Maxon's not the greatest.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Do it then.
So what I'm thinking, right, is we go.
Yeah.
And one of us is gonna have to have the first stroke of the razor.
Yeah.
And that sets the standards.
You want to make it look shit, why don't you try it?
Because you'll fucking keep the shit on me when I do.
He probably will.
Holy shit!
Sousi!
We love you, Sousi!
We love you, Sousi!
We do!
We love you, Sousi!
We do!
We love you, Sousi!
We do!
We love you, Sousi!
We do!
Oh, Sousi, we love you!
Oh, we love you, Sousi!
What a name.
What a name.
What a name.
What a 25 age on-world.
I'm a little banana boy with a prime.
Hey, thank you so much, Susie.
I appreciate the locker of Sousie.
Thank you so much, honestly.
People love Sousie the best.
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
Here we go.
What's going on with Sam on the stream?
Here we go.
He's up and in again.
Hold on.
He dripped out, though.
Shit! Oh shit!
Have they been...
Oh you can't hear.
Have they been sorted?
Do you know what I was saying on my live the other day?
I've never been stopped and searched in my life.
London!
Streaming London once.
Streaming London once.
Streaming London once.
Streaming London once.
Good book.
I'll be here again.
Mentor would have been the place then.
They've got a nice little...
Yeah look, they've got the swap lines there.
Way down to that.
I'm on a roll though.
You turned to your dungeon mate.
I'll order me through, that's annoying.
Yeah, should I order anything?
I'll get it then, mate.
I need to be out for you.
Yeah, thank you mate.
Is it alright?
Does that one melt it too?
Right, let's have a look.
What should we get here?
I've gone. This is my typical Indian order.
Korma, Pila rice, firepapadam, Peshwari naan.
Peshwari naan, I'll rate that.
I might go Tandoori chicken, because that's good.
That's on the bone, never mind.
Yeah.
Chat, what do you think of that order?
The thing is, a lot of people, obviously,
like Korma's like, they call you a pussy,
but I don't handle heat well.
Listen, at the end of the day, you don't need to fucking...
No, but...
You don't need to try and make yourself look like you can handle something if you can't.
Do you know what I mean?
You do what you're comfortable with.
I don't know what to do around the way, well...
Do you know what I mean? I'd have been the loo once, and it turned into a vindipook.
I couldn't fucking stop shit myself.
That's...
Erm...
I might go for a chicken baryanna. Where's rice?
Checking they do rice.
Where's rice? Probably in the Ballon d'Or shouts.
Oh, I get it. I get it.
Big ball, not after all, please start going on about it, thank you.
Right.
Can you boil rice? There we go.
Boiled rice.
No, go peeler.
No, because peeler's more colours.
Is it?
Ah.
I think it is.
Er, chat, what's that?
Masala sauce.
Chat, is there more calories in peeler or in, erm...
Boiled.
What's the difference?
how many though? well I mean Pila's got all the oils and all that stuff that's why
oh yeah but I'm just trying to get involved in their culture
yeah and that's why I'm eating the hands then
the what? you eat the hands? I don't want to know
what did you say? are you going to eat with your hands?
wait they eat you with their hands? yeah they don't
Oh, I've looked through what you're about to search.
I need a more computer.
Do Indians eat with their hands?
Yes, many Indians traditionally eat with their hands,
particularly at home or when eating traditional dishes,
like roti, rice and curry.
That's mad.
That's mad!
There you go.
You learn something new every day, mate.
So like, like...
How do you eat a corn with your hands?
Cause like... I know you want a bit of sauce, you go...
Pfft...
No. So they'll have the pappadoms.
They'll scoop the rice on the pappadom,
bit of sauce and they'll eat it.
Yeah, but that's what I do.
I do that.
That's what I mean, isn't it?
They also just go like, oh, I like it.
Have you tried a chicken tikka kuma?
That just sounds like you're doing too much.
Yeah, that does sound like you're doing too much.
You can't like lemon rice or something like that.
I might get a boss cut tomorrow.
Luke, I'm from the Ingenious.
How many subs do you want on the reel?
I do want Luke.
I won't even take the piss.
Yeah, it sounds good to me as well.
Yeah, I will do it.
I'll just take 75, Luke.
I won't even take the piss.
No, yeah.
I've got to say 1,000.
I'll have the other 25 to make it 100.
Yeah, come on, I tell you what, if Luke gives the files
and you've got to get a buzz cut.
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
If Luke gives me a thousand subs.
No, I mean, no, no, what the fuck?
I bet you'd actually look sick with a buzz cut.
You reckon?
No.
No, I think you'd look fucking pants,
we want to be honest.
Do you know what I'm saying?
But then like, I don't know, you'd look at like,
I can't imagine like, do you know what I mean?
Like, how would that work?
I like my hair at the moment.
I've just realized he's fucking playing tonight.
Where are you playing tonight Luke?
Also can we get, can you, can you sort of have half of Manchester Liverpool?
We're all fucking there in the crowd.
Yeah, that will fucking pop off.
But he's in Dublin, aw that would have been, aw that's gonna go off you know.
Dublin after St Patrick's.
Yeah that will go off.
That'll be unreal.
He seems to be going a bit quieter.
Yeah I think he's one nil-dice I think.
It seems like we're going to...
Waiting for this fucking buzz cut.
I'm on in 25.
Haha!
F***!
He's got to have a look here.
I won't take it like that.
Steven Bunton.
Josh Rocking, Geywin Price.
I'll go...
I'll go Geywin.
Oh, by the way, Fleck, I lost.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Wait, why is the comfort he's not playing tonight?
Cut the arm.
Oh, he's Van Geywin.
Oh, he's missing?
He's missing.
I can't get over how good this camera is.
Or Van Veen Hospital, oh fuck it, is he alright?
Or so Van Geer wins through.
Van, he got kidney stones, oh my god, that's so painful.
Oh, I bet that's meant to be really painful, that.
Chat, am I wrong? Haven't you got to actually piss them out to get rid of them?
Like, I don't think they can surgically remove them.
Like, you have to actually like...
Yeah, no, no, if they're too big, if they're too big, you have to piss them out.
Oh, it's mental in it. It's actually crazy.
Oh God, that's that.
Have you seen some of the biggest ever kidney stones?
No.
Give us a show.
I'll give the 100 now, but you make sure you give Chess 25 deal.
Oh, yeah, you'll do that because we can give them straight here, can't we?
Yeah, 100% after the turn.
Oh, we fucking love the nook.
Oh, yeah, fucking good lad.
It's not true what you're saying, mate.
It isn't true what they say. Everyone going on about him, like, he's just not bothered, though.
He's not bothered. That's why I'm not bothered. He's never bothered.
He's unreal. He's never bothered.
Just put the anchor on for tonight, I'm gone.
Taze, he's not backing out. He's not backing out.
I think it's something, though, Taze. He is actually scared.
You good?
You all right, Oz?
Can I measure you up this room, please?
Measure this room?
Yeah.
Can I ask why?
No.
Then no.
Okay.
Is it, on?
Is it for Bob?
Yeah.
It's nice, I'd say it's...
Mute it.
Mute it.
Oh, erm...
Oh, look at the water!
Yeah!
We love it!
You got 24, didn't you?
Hey, thank you very much!
We love it!
There's more two lefts.
Can you tell us or not?
I don't like that.
Wait, so it's not for today?
No, it's not for today.
Is it for Bob or Tay's?
Is it for Bob or Tay's Aaron?
If you just tell me that, I can imagine it.
I know Aaron. Aaron is not for Bob.
It's for Bob.
Just for clarification, we've got Aaron's door challenge asking if he can measure me room and he's not telling us why.
One thing Aaron's got, he's got unbelievable morals.
So we will crack him.
Is it for fucking Bob or Tay's?
Well, why why surely we should know that what will be happening to them what will be happening
to the room because I'm getting my room kicked out Monday Friday to Monday yeah
yes is cons coming and leave and they're gonna get all done comes coming in here because
Is it still doing its measure?
Jakey, can you put your hand down please? You're making it very awkward.
How can we make Tatey shave his eyebrows off?
He won't ever do that.
I mean we can just ask this and I don't know the answer. Would Tatey ever shave his eyebrows?
No, we need to use some of this in the meeting.
I'm thinking maybe he should have his mum there.
No, no, pin him down.
No, he's kidnapped his mum, all the time.
I mean, if he ran some of his eyebrows, he's got to shave them off.
All I'm gonna say is there is a there is a really big reason I wouldn't kidnap his mom
Why I think you'd buy chill out Arnold. Yeah
How do you talk say say the left take? Yeah? No, I see you can come and measure if you want because you go do it
I'm not here anyway. It's not look. It's not worth this stuff. So what's he got a measure? He's just measuring me room
But I don't know why oh
Well, we know why he's measuring his room no way
No, but what?
Well, no, because me room's getting kitted out with very expensive gear,
so I'm assuming that nothing's going to happen to the room.
Yeah, nothing's going to happen to the room.
There you go.
Hazard, the horse, thank you very much, mate, for the two gifting, mate.
Tease, he's backing out, he's fucking up.
Oh, he'll be back.
I hope to, Arnold, I get it.
Arnold, it is.
Do you know?
Yeah.
Well, OK.
It's what I gifted, I'll tell you.
I will tell you, mate, I'm a man of my words.
You won't.
I would, mate.
I'm a man of my words.
You ain't, mate.
Come on out, you mate.
I don't want to fuck.
Mate, you ain't going to tell me, so I'll get the fuck out of you.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Yeah, the fuck out of my room with your shit t-shirt.
Oh, but you got my room.
I like that one.
No, it's me.
You got my room now.
This ain't your room.
Well, I'm just excited.
It is got my room.
It isn't your room.
Got my room.
You got my room.
I like that one.
No, it's me.
You got my room now.
Tease is back in hell. What are you fucking whacking on here?
Hang on.
He's not back in hell.
Oh, I don't know what to look at you.
I don't know what to look at you, Sean.
Hi.
How are you, bro?
What?
I don't know what to look at you right now.
How are you doing, mate?
All good, mate.
Oh, my God.
I'm doing very well.
Oh, my God.
I've just been buzzing for this.
I don't...
I actually don't know what to look at you.
Oh, my God.
What have I done?
What the fuck have I done?
Go, go.
Okay, mate.
Go on.
I'm good, thank you, mate.
How you feeling?
My chat's telling me you're fucking backing out,
so that should clear the,
but now, mate, because you ain't backing out.
No, no, no.
But that's fucking, that's fucking up.
Because either being fucking,
where's your time coming in, if you will?
Wait, can I do, everyone, everyone,
I need to do one final half, like,
all right, of course.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Go on, make it elegant.
Wink while you do that,
bite your, bite your lip.
Come on, David.
Oh, by the look you do, by the look I do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's cold.
Please, by the look you do.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
It's popping off.
Can I have a feel?
Oh, it's thin, that, Ty.
Can I feel it?
It's thin.
Oh, I don't think it's going to grow back.
Ty, I'm not joking.
It won't even be, it won't even be seven months till it's back.
Yeah, you'll be all right.
I've got a decent hairline.
Yeah, I'll be hairline.
It's fine.
Yeah, you do have a good hairline.
Shaun.
Is it even up short?
Ah, it's...
Ah!
Is it up short?
Yeah, there we go. Thank you.
Right, okay. So, you tell me, do you think I'm going to suit you?
I think you will.
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I do.
You don't suit anything with a lovely eye.
Lift your fringe up if you want to suit me.
Yeah?
And that beautiful pearl.
Is that a decent look?
Yeah.
Tate, I'm just saying this now, yeah, just as a me.
Jin came up with an idea downstairs to hold your mum hostage until you shave your eyebrows off.
That's his idea.
Oh, will you be able to trim eyebrows?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Because I feel like a cat of bushy eyebrows with no fucking hair on me.
Can you shave them off?
Yeah, but you're gonna have bushy eyebrows rather, because they are bushy eyebrows.
Yeah.
They're not going to look back.
Bro, my heart genuinely...
Oh, the cat of the...
Don't do it!
Don't do what?
Shave your hair?
What? Do you think I should shave your hair, chat?
Why is there more than one for the...
Nah, I believe it's higher down there.
If you don't need to do it, you don't need to do it. You've hit them now, now.
It's gonna be... It's gonna take a lot of getting used to your head, but it is what it is.
Right, so you can't say anything about the rest.
So no matter what, at first it's gonna look shit, right?
Well, you might be even 80, you might have logged in at first, so.
Yeah, that's true.
What, like, because it's different, it probably won't look right at first, but do you think
I'll grow into it?
The whole chat's saying don't do it.
What does Heather think?
Well, let's just stop that.
She...
Let's just do it before you talk to her.
She...
Heather thinks, yeah.
Obviously she's scared, but she thinks I'm gonna see it.
Yeah.
Nah, she's off her head, Dan, cos you ain't.
Taze, listen to me, sir.
Taze, there's your mate.
You've got lovely piercing blue eyes, you've got that lovely pout you do when you take
a photo and you suck your cheeks in, you're gonna be sweet bruh.
See, you're gonna be sweet.
You're gonna be sweet, you're gonna be sweet, you're gonna be sweet, you're gonna be sweet
like the UK Mail.
I'm gonna get it, you're gonna be the UK Mail.
Oh my god, you're gonna be the UK Mail.
Bro, listen, promise me one thing, I'll fucking promise you anything, I promise you
I promise you I'll, promise me one thing bro.
Genuinely if it works good, be honest.
I will, I will.
Would you want us to be dead honest about the entire show?
Cause we will.
I'm actually semi-pulling it off, I'm not actually...
Oh Jesus, what if I'm semi-pulling it off?
Please be honest, is that ads?
Yeah, I shouldn't have ads.
No, you're not signed into it, we're just...
Basically we're just watching all the adverts.
No, no, no, no.
Nah, what are you doing?
Nah, I watch it.
Thank you.
Right, my whole chat of saying don't do it.
Your chat of saying don't do it.
I might have to...
I might have to re-pull it.
Right, let's just get this...
Oh!
Fuck, I'm sorry.
The T-shirt off.
T-shirt, you don't get it, don't you?
Yeah, yeah, and you're telling me to take your bottoms off,
I don't know.
And you've got to...
Should I...
Oh, it's not.
I've got to say.
Should I back out?
Yes.
Yes.
All right, Sean, talk us through the trim, what are we thinking?
Sixth on top.
Yeah.
Like mid to low skin fade.
Yeah.
Nothing too high.
Yeah.
Box the front up.
Box it, yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think T-brass, skin fade?
With a six-toned top on T-skin fade.
Right, okay.
He's alive!
Oh, he's fucking smart.
Oh, fuck you!
I'm really scared, bro.
His heart's getting wet off.
What is this?
I've got no other fucking person out here.
Show you to set me flip.
No, you do.
No, you don't.
I mean, that went to prison.
Yeah, I mean, you've got that.
Don't always fuck.
You play with your dad.
And then, what's the other one you do?
Your mum?
Your mum?
No, not that.
The one which slags everyone's mums off?
Yeah, that was that.
Yeah, that was it.
That was it.
Yeah, see you've got about three or four feet.
Yeah, you're fine.
Yeah, I need to use it.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
Oh my god, you're going to be fucking,
you're going to look like a fucking Easter egg
for the show.
Boys, boys, boys.
This whole time, you have fought, I'm scared.
Bring on the UK Marlon!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
It's all right, I'm going here.
I hope you're all doing well.
Thank you for doing this.
Yeah, you should have.
Jack, the UK Marlon is on its fucking way.
Let's go! Let's go! Come on move on!
Hi JL, I am like you might as well just take my shit tonight.
Shit check then.
Yeah, just check it.
Yeah, now, sorry.
Can't take my shit.
My life is ready.
Oh, yeah.
You can't take my shit.
I'm not drinking.
You're going to have to do it.
Let's get out of the middle soon.
Sayage on fucking 12K.
Oh, I'm sick of this.
That's just what he said.
Hello, mum.
I'm just live on stream.
I know you are and watching.
Don't do it son.
Yeah.
Don't do it son.
Don't do it son.
Don't do it son.
Don't do it son.
Don't do it son.
Don't do it son.
Are you ok love?
Are you James?
Are you alright, I mean?
Are you everyone?
Are you everyone?
Are you everyone?
Are you bald?
Okay mum, what are you saying?
I'm just really scared for you.
Cause what if you don't grow back, what if you gain dad's baldness and then it doesn't grow back?
I get my dad's baldness.
You're looking like he's dad.
All right then.
No, we don't.
No, we don't fuck.
Do you think I can pull it off mum?
You can pull off anything you got, just...
I am scared it won't go back.
Of course it will go back.
Big decision.
It's a big decision but don't you worry your son will be getting looked after by your knight in shining armour.
I'm right next to him all the way.
Look after him.
I will do what he wants.
I'll be serious if he cries.
And if he does I'll be able to pick him back up again.
You've made a thing, you have to do it don't you?
I've made my bed, I'm gonna fucking lie in it.
Man of your word, so go love ya.
Love you too.
Alright, I've got confused.
I've got a bed in tin foil.
Alright, I've got confused.
I've got all that confidence to speak, throw my hands again.
I'm not touching you, so I've got my hands again.
I've got an Indian on the way.
Yeah, I'll top it. Why are you talking?
It's annoying, I'm orange.
What is that, sorry?
Apple!
It's annoying, I'm orange.
Naive!
I get it, naive.
Correct.
Yeah, crime.
Right, anyway, we'll let you guys come through.
Let's do it.
So, do you guys have a chair, please, mate?
I've brought it out to me, come on.
Come on, come on.
You can bring yours up.
Yeah, so I can sit on the chair.
Sit on my lap, John.
You can sit on this one or when it's not in there.
No, no, no.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
This comes off.
Hold on.
Boys!
Right, that's no fighting.
We're best friends.
We're best friends.
We're best friends.
We're best friends.
We're best friends.
Why don't you get one of my sit, then?
Now, you can watch when you're rude.
Jake, combine us.
Combine us.
Yeah, combine us, Jake.
We can all be inside each other.
Oh my God, what a demure rule!
What the fuck?
By the way, this is like your, this is gonna keep this.
And by the way, obviously, you all know T's,
but we know him, I put me a little bit better.
He absolutely friars off our good looks.
I don't, I don't.
He friars off his hair, he pounces selfies,
he's a proper, proper little,
I don't know what his model wanna be, you know.
Oh my God, what's he gonna do to himself,
is he good?
I shouldn't have him on stream yet,
but I watched it every day,
He was having a wank in front of the mirror to himself.
That's actually fucked.
Right, can someone do it before and after?
Someone on stream, can you put them before and after?
Oh wait, let me fix that.
No, I'm really scared. Let me fix something before I do it.
And just like, say goodbye.
Well, fuck it up.
Six, yeah?
You're not buying it?
Yeah.
Oh, can we try sevens?
I won't again it.
Just do it.
Do you want to use one of these first?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please, please. I said yeah first.
We all want to go.
Oh, it's genuine. Don't look at the piss.
Nah, just wait. Let me.
No, we're giving you a bus cut.
We're giving you a bus cut.
I've got you on.
No, I've got you on.
It's coming off.
Is it?
That's true, you don't need.
Oh, you're pouting again.
Oh, you're pouting again.
Oh, you're pouting again.
You're pouting again.
You're pouting again.
Hello there, boy.
Oh, she's got this for you, man.
Are you scared?
Oh, my heart's beating out of my chest.
Oh.
You're pretty good.
I checked out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I still love you even if you're bald.
Aw, thank you so much but today's about Taze, have a...
Who the fuck is he speaking to? I was trying to kill you.
What the fuck are you doing?
Apologize.
Sorry, I've misread the room now, I think I'll talk it to you in a step soon.
Yeah.
So, do you think he's gonna sue me?
I think he'll be able to pull it off, yeah.
Does everyone stay here?
Please can we get your big light?
My big light. I don't know. Yeah, I'll go on
Yeah, can we get your big light please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right listen, this is the last me sign up with my hair. I
Probably won't ever have this again
Now you put you could do it six seven months
Oh
Okay, don't worry
I'm the first one ever I look after him.
All right, we'll be back.
We'll see you back.
Bye.
Three to four months, that'll be that grow pack.
Three to four months.
Three to four months.
Really?
Three to four months.
No, you're the funniest part.
You're gonna have to have a bark.
I'll treat you for a bit.
That's the funniest part.
Yeah, I can't look for that.
No, it's not.
She's bucking it off.
I need a bad finger bolt.
Get the boast cut.
And what I'm talking about here is, if you try to grow it back out, it's just
the fringe.
Obviously, the fringe.
You're gonna have all this length going at the back.
He's just going to be dancing the whole line.
He's like, he's just going to be dancing the whole line.
He's fucked it.
It's going to look bad in it.
Yeah, I had this when I had a bus cut.
So I used to have that trim.
You're not fucked it.
What are you doing?
Get your ass back in this chair right now.
Come on.
He's a chewing gum.
He's a chewing gum.
He's a chewing gum.
My hand got him.
Sit down.
It's going to be the end of the day.
What's the worst that could happen?
You could be permanently bald.
That's true.
What's the worst that could happen?
You'll be alright.
Don't worry.
He put in hair removal through the nose shampoo.
Me, me, me, me!
Yeah, please.
Oh, my God, we are.
We've got Jake's doing the first one.
I've never speak for the game plan.
You know what to do, mate?
You know what to do, Jake.
Remember the game plan.
You can't do anything like this.
No, no, no.
No.
Oh!
Come on, you know what to do.
Come on, Chad.
Let's get the W's there.
Get it away from me!
Why?
Why?
It's just it is.
I've never done that.
I've never done that.
Why?
Why have I done these things?
Yeah.
Unbelievable
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Me, me, me!
What the f**k?
Oh my God!
Michael are you ready?
What have I done?
Oh there's no more flicks, there's no knee.
Oh my God!
What side?
What side?
Got this side there.
That's what your guard does with fall off.
No, it's not what you've got behind if it does.
Oh my.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I see you shouldn't have do it on a dodgy part.
What's it doing?
Oh.
The guard must have come up.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
Wow.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
I just tried to do my flick and it didn't work.
Why did my flick work?
Can you miss now?
Get away!
Get away!
No, no, I'm out of penultimate.
No, I've needed you on now.
I can't mess it up, I can't mess it up with a garden.
Can't mess it up with a garden.
You can.
No, not with a garden.
You've got to cry, baby.
Cry in the middle, baby.
You've got to cry in the middle.
What?
It ain't going to come off.
Oh, bro.
It's not going to fall off.
Take your offers on eBay.
I don't want to do too bad, don't I? No, no, fuck it!
Not too bad like that. You're not gonna move your head, mate. I'll take your hair off.
Give it a shot.
You're a shit barber.
Come on, because I was good at it.
Oh, that's something.
Yeah, I know.
He keeps flicking his hands.
Yeah, it's sort of flicking your hair, mate.
It's gonna work.
There we go.
There we go.
That's pretty good.
I don't know, are you sure that's a six?
Come on, Nanak, come on.
I'm on.
What, what, what?
I'm doing a good job, Sean.
I'm doing a good job.
Yeah, yeah.
Looks more like a four, like that.
I'm more quiet, bro.
Looks like a four out of five.
Nah, I'm not a feelings, boys.
I wouldn't be.
I wouldn't be.
What have you done?
I think you've done, you get a million and that's fucking...
Come on, bro.
Right, we've got this, now we can all unfollow him.
Why are you stopping me bro?
Do you want a key bit like this?
Come on, come on.
Right, tell us a turn.
Chat, fucking anything for you what?
I don't make sure I don't get his hair.
Anything for you what, chat?
Oh, that's his eyebrow.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
What?
I'm just going to play in the show,
I might as well blow it out.
You can be the blow.
Come on, come on, just sit back for me, come on, smile and wave.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You look like a fucking dick.
Yeah, just clean the front up.
Oh no.
Pretty safe, I was all good.
I love it.
We thought we were gonna fuck up each other, fuck us up.
That's not gonna be the best that.
That is shit.
Just wondering how much for one of them guys
to accidentally come off all the way through the middle,
sure.
But it's no joke.
I think I've performed it, sir.
Have you seen yourself?
Are you looking for that camera?
I can see potential.
Can you now?
Yeah, yeah, I reckon sheep's up.
You've got the same haircut as your lovings
and strangers.
No joke, I think sheep's up.
Sheep's up, I've been this couple of calls.
I agree with you, Moonhead.
Genuinely, I...
Boys, genuinely, I see the vision.
I think she talked.
I think this could be...
By the way, all I'm gonna say is hide
Woody and fucking Buzz Lightyear from here.
Oh, kid.
Sweet job.
Bro, the microphone.
I expected this is gonna suit her.
Oh, do you think...
Do you think it bleached it?
I could go one.
Yeah.
I had some floor folding, I shit.
In the...
Yoros.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You could.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, man.
I mean, we're all caught, but we...
You know, we choose not to.
Mate, no, no, no, you're a good-looking man, you'll be able to put it off.
Yeah, you'll be alright.
You're a good-looking bloke.
The bottom might hit your eyebrows, pop even more as well.
Yeah, that's true.
Sorry.
You look like him and him.
Just built with him.
So you've got some chats from my chat.
Uh, chopped.
He looks like 11.
Sid from Toy Story.
You look like a nuns.
Do you want me to be real with you?
Yep.
You just couldn't see what you want.
I'm looking at this.
I'm thinking this has potential.
Yeah.
A lot of them are saying like father likes son prison trim.
I'm so sorry, but it was like a lesbian bus cut.
Come on.
Jack, give it time.
Watch.
When it's this is sheep talk.
Do you know what I think this could look good?
I hate it.
Fuck.
He's going to cry.
One nil it has potential.
Get the guard off, says Ambler.
VAR, he could be sitting like this.
I'm getting the light like phishing me.
Come on.
Someone with the H1 of Venus has gone too far.
I get it.
I get it.
He's losing four of his shots of oatmeal now.
That would be really bad, bro.
I'd say potential as well.
Now, WT is all chat, this is commitment, this is commitment.
And this is a big thing for him.
This is massive for you compared to like...
This is my list of people because we actually did the impossible change which I said
He actually says he's off camera chat. He'd rather suck a cock than do this. Yeah
Rather suck a cock whilst it's being done to take his mind off it
You look like Jason from top boy who's that no watch that who's Jason from top boy?
I don't know who he was now.
Oh, and eyebrows look nearly the same, you know.
Type in Jason from Top 1.
Going to go short.
Well, I don't think he does look like Jason.
Oh, someone said he looks like the...
He does a little bit, far enough.
Someone said he looks like the little kid from...
This is England.
This is England.
You look like Roy King.
I see a bit of King.
Do you actually have a look at Roy King?
I see a bit of King now.
What was the game like?
Oh, he got an eyebrow slit.
Yeah, but he's a chipmunk.
Have a Snapchat story, let me have a look for you.
Boscott Gerard.
Setsco Trink.
He death all votes Reformed.
Well that's actually true.
Skimfee tea, yeah.
Yeah, come on.
Well that's good, there's nothing on the story, cheers for that.
That's what I refresh, yeah.
Looks like the little Manchester kids from in between us.
Manchester! Manchester!
Hevers Crane, a problem.
Oh my god, Michael Stokes, did you see it?
Hevers Crane, watch it.
That must mean it looks fucking shit.
Oh, bring his head back with tears.
Oh, thanks for the confidence.
To be fair though, you've still got it.
It ain't that bad.
It's not as bad as I thought.
Wait, wait, it's the funny, funny problem.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not even bad.
I want to get that trim. I'll probably leave it this week.
Why don't you all just get it now? I'll do it for all these.
Ah, I'll do it for free.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's shit. I'm a sheep.
Ah, no, I'm only doing these.
He's on the court.
He's all right. I'll do it.
How much do you see at the Arnautra?
I'll get the Arnautra and I'm going to hit a mill.
I need 200s of care.
20 grand.
I'm not tits hugged.
20 grand.
You're 20 grand if you get an R99.
That's mental, but I'll put it down.
Who do you think you are fucking off his head?
You've got to look at your ass.
Five grand.
Five grand if you get the R99.
We have to leave the fringe like that.
Five grand?
Someone has just fucking come in there and put,
keep your hair.
Do you want me to crush the fuck out?
I don't know, I know, I don't know.
What the f***, Nick?
Can you do a quick spin?
I know you're not done yet, do a quick spin.
No, not yet.
Well, Blake, Blake, just do a spin, please.
Spin.
Let me finish first.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you know what I'm saying.
K, K, come on.
Five grand.
He just said no to five grand.
Yes, come on.
You asked me that.
Who'd you do it for five grand?
F*** man.
We did it for five grand.
Well, that's K, it does look shit.
I wear a cap and so it goes back.
Oh, you mean that, yeah?
Well, I'm gone.
teasing season I'm pretty sure you'll have to wear a cap for at least four weeks.
Yeah yeah I think I've ever said that.
By the way, you aren't even going to need to wear a cap.
It looks sick.
Yeah.
It will look good when you've got it shaked out because at the moment you've got like
do you know what I mean?
It's like oh.
Yeah.
Yeah yeah.
When it's done properly you'll look great.
Do you like fever?
Yeah do I?
Yeah do I.
It's a bit like fever.
Just in fever.
Just in fever.
I get it.
Do you want me to walk a bit like right now?
Do you know what I look a bit like right now?
Oh my god, dumb and dumb.
KSI.
Sorry?
Do you know what I look a bit like KSI?
Yeah.
Um...
Nah.
You look a bit like Fingy as well, Kirk of Corrie.
How do you actually do?
That is fucking brilliant.
Kirk of Corrie.
Kirk of Corrie.
Come from Muggy Marlham to Kirk of Corrie.
That's unreal.
You know what though?
In eight months you'll be back to normal.
Yeah.
That's D. Kid.
Yeah, that's good when he wears a belly.
Denbelly, I don't see that one.
11 times H, Skollfield, my lot on 5K.
Could just be the litter inch.
Carlos Shameless, that is fucking brilliant.
I like that.
You don't turn it like that, and it's on a color.
If you're going to sit here and sit a bit, so let me get the fuck off.
No, we're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not.
I do it, like, to some extent.
Well, yeah, it doesn't look like Miguel Amarón a bit, actually.
I don't know.
Oh, Michael, he does.
He does a little bit.
Why is this here?
I want to know how Michael Schofield is.
I need to go off this moment.
No, he's not.
Michael Schofield.
Oh, he's got a breaking bat.
No, Michael Schofield, prison break.
Oh, I am in prison break, my lad.
Oh, yeah, it is, yeah.
Prison break.
Don't really think he looks like John Joe Shelby, chat if I'm honest.
Check Heather's snap.
Yeah, she's... she's upset, bless her.
So, have a look.
Shmuel and red wings.
Coming together, you know.
Popper.
Is it now?
Are you saying random names now? Peter K? Where's that coming from?
Oh, he actually looks quite sad. Are you alright?
You can count his final.
I'm not alright.
Are you alright?
Am I alright? Okay.
I've just had to shave all my fucking hair off.
I've got three weeks to get it tinted and I've got to slagging it off.
I've got to make it off.
I've got to create it on Snapchat.
But there is good news.
There is good news.
It'll only look shit for half a year.
That's true.
And summer.
And your big concert.
It's not going to look shit for half a year.
Now I've got a wig.
You could use the one from earlier.
I don't like it.
Listen, you've only gone a few teas.
I might have taken a piss.
I don't think it was that bad.
All you need is once the front's down
and it's not all prickly.
It'll be sweet.
Give it six months and it'll look all right.
That's cheeky.
That's cheeky, Morgan.
You've found it off.
Morgan, that's cheeky.
Give it a false hold there.
Give it seven.
Morgan.
It'll look good.
Morgan.
He's nice.
Sorry.
He's going for it at the moment.
So now with the thingy, it looks like KFPG1 is now a prog-grain, oh my god he's a prog-grain.
Bus from Home Alone.
Haha, what do you say?
And I think you've got to look at it in a different light.
You know what I mean? It's so much worse down in the world than in the bus car.
Exactly.
Do you know what I mean? We've got a fucking roof over our heads and we're out there.
That's the main thing so no matter what happens today we're really fucked that I cut up on that which I really hope he does
Exactly
Yeah, that's good when you have a shower
I remember when I had one in the shower is so nice. You just feel like a Scotch egg
I don't bother by getting me corn Adam. Thank you so much me
You're fucking good
It's like it won't kill you to watch me get a buzz cut.
What was that?
A buzz in a bottle.
What?
They say...
We're all together?
I did say we can combine before?
No, we are.
I've put the link in the thing you found.
It was just a fucking expensive bottle.
It wasn't your expense.
It was all after you.
No, it wasn't.
I've put it in my fever.
I've put the paste but I've not laughed.
Yeah.
But do you know what I mean?
Like, at the end of the day...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, Beano's follows.
Is it any of that at a minute?
He doesn't actually look that bad.
On the string.
On the string.
Oh, you all right, Beano?
Judge, what has he done this fucking year?
You're live on stream mate. He cut his hair, Bino. I don't know if you could notice.
What? What's this fucking thing?
I don't know. I'm wondering if I can put it back on.
Put it back on, put it on.
Put it on, he says.
Oh Jesus, no, what's going on here?
Rolls thrash from the upside down.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, he looks sad, bless.
Checking his suits here, Bino.
Nah, he's still looking for you.
He's not done yet.
He's not done yet being out.
He's still got a way to...
He's still got a way to get him out.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
He's 30% done being out.
He's only another 70% of fuck-up slapping.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Fuck me.
I actually know how it feels though, you know.
my hair right it was all fun again when I actually looked to myself like I just
thought
you can't compare it because I actually had that
you got a bunch of stuff in that hit under that bass
say that again B-Dom
so Jackie you went from being chopped to chop so it was no fucking duffer's taste
we went from being a beautiful specimen to a wee tiny but less beautiful
that's hurtful
that's hurtful right you tell your stomach when a barber's got to get the scissors out like that
That's when you know he's fucked up.
Not looking good here, Taze, are you sure he's qualified?
Taze, just for me, please, look at the camera like this.
Why?
Trying to trigger a nosebleed as well.
I mean, there is good news, you do have a really good hat collection.
That's true, you've got loads of caps.
You do have lots of hats.
He's not this fucking...
He's not a smoker, no, five minutes.
Yeah, that's funny, mate.
How's your day been today anyway, Beano? Has it been good?
I dunno, I'm just trying to look at 11% of things,
see if she looks really sad on camera.
Well, I'll put my phone back on the carpet.
Tastes as nosy, but just don't believe me, man, eh?
Ha!
I don't agree with this.
Nah, I feel you're taking it as such to be far, Beano.
Yeah.
He still looks better than the rest, he's...
That's not odd.
Yeah.
You know what the fuck?
Nah, fuck me, you turned your fucking amaze.
Thank you, appreciate that, thanks.
Yeah, I've had a vague really.
Yeah, what about me?
Not judge, you're not fucking amaze.
Thank you, you're put on the point.
All right, lads, I'm coming back from fucking the side,
you mentioned it here, it's been absolutely emotional today.
Oh, it's been emotional, dude.
It's been emotional, it's been absolutely...
It's been fantastic.
It's not as emotional as going on in Taze's bedroom right now,
that's all I'd say.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, I thought they'd be a little over there,
I thought I'd get your hair.
That's what it is, you just suck up on me right now!
Do you wanna get knocked sick at your own hand?
And rub it through it?
Yeah, like a basket.
I'll do an effort, do an effort.
Yeah go do an effort, now that was a shit.
Just touch it bro.
Just touch it.
I can't.
Like, aren't you?
Not yet.
Not yet?
He just comes to tell us what the fuck has just gone.
He's cut the air off mate.
That's just one million followers.
You what?
I'll show you.
So at least there's a million followers, I'm proud of them.
Exactly, that's what he says, a big achievement.
That is a big achievement.
It's a bike there for the druggies, look at the moment.
It's not done, it's not done.
Yeah, but why can't the bike be in the mid-true?
Guys, I've got an hour left to come on my seat, so I can't make the road full of shit.
Take care, Ron.
No, that's it a bit, mate. Just don't bring any tires with you if you sit on a come.
He don't like that one, won't do that to him.
Yeah, he's not at all, he's actually realistic.
He's really frowning.
Turn that frown upside down, there's an Indian on the way.
What's his name?
What's that?
What's the Indian call it?
I've got a takeaway mate.
It's the arrow.
It's a lot of taste trust.
She's got always had faith in your barber.
She's always trust your barber.
Don't be upset with me.
Tey's back out, don't piss me off.
He'll be alright, yeah.
Can we actually just, everyone span W Integrity please?
Yeah.
W Integrity for Tey, W Integrity.
And then, and then give it five minutes to put El Trin.
I asked for mine, just to help you out.
What, Jordan, Jordan it is.
Right, Michael, what I want is you to see El Trin
and think, do you know what, I'm gonna make this work.
I won't need to prove that.
What did I ask you before?
Don't do your narrative post that you do, yeah.
to try and make it shit.
If it's good, be honest with me.
No, we are.
All right, well, be honest with me.
I'll be honest.
I'll be waiting until the end of it.
You are.
He's so nice.
I know.
He's so nice.
You started trying to take the piss out of me
on live while I'm getting a fucking ankle and a ball.
That's why.
Oh, no.
First day of the crash out.
I can't put one in for six months.
I actually can't do it.
Oh, no, he's got to put it in for six months.
He does.
I'm taking a piss out of you and I'm just on stream.
Live, I'm on stream!
Your head's gone, not the only thing.
You're out.
Okay, now, because of the air-cut on the floor.
Oh, bit late.
Don't take the piss.
No, I'll take the piss.
No, that's okay.
Yeah, I'll take the piss.
I'll take the piss.
It's a live stream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't take the piss off.
You're not taking the piss off the stream.
Yeah, that's...
Honestly.
And you know what, I don't, it ain't that bad.
It ain't that bad.
It ain't that bad.
It ain't that bad.
Say it's looking fresh, trust me.
It is, it is, it is.
I don't know how fucking for you looking at what it is.
Now, Jimmy, give it a fair shot.
Now, at the end of the world, at the end of the world.
Nah.
But right now, I've got to judge it off what I see.
And what I see is, all right.
Fuckin' say, no, I'm not in fact a piss anymore.
I'm just gonna wait, because I'm straight from the fact.
Smells made it in the motor, innit?
I've got a phone call, think it's Beckman.
I'll go down and put it here, won't I?
That's because you're talking to the trim.
Yeah, he talked to my trim mate.
Would you like a drink?
I'd love one.
Why are you arm and neck?
I'll let my child shit in the head if he goes wrong, you know?
Yeah, well, it'll be useful if empty.
I was a different gunner than I thought I was.
Man, that's hot.
Jakey, you can eat it.
I'm taking the positive. You'll psych him on your airpods.
Isn't it? You don't need to watch your head, huh?
Nah, this means you need to get more ear up and more often.
Oh, really?
Watch. I mean, I say I need you need more hair products.
Nah, man, you need to get your hair cut more often.
Is that what you mean?
Oh, okay. I'm with you.
By the time that grows out, it's like,
Once that fades on the side, we're not tennis ballers.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, tennis ball.
Yeah, you did.
I'm tennis ballers going in the mud.
Sorry.
Again, it's too far.
Way too far.
Not on live, bro, as I'm in there.
No, it's not on live, but as I'm in there.
Don't take the piss.
He's only going to go mad when he loads up RP
and makes a character called Keith.
I actually don't feel like that, bud.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't, honestly.
What's our fucks like, man?
He's dead.
I've actually not got a fucking job and they weren't dead.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He's got a USB?
No, I'm sorry mate, no.
We don't, I haven't done it.
I haven't done it.
We don't have a fucking call on this.
I'll just move in.
Yeah.
I'd hate to carry it on tomorrow.
8-2, brother itch.
Mr. Clean.
Mr. Clean looking at, we all look at Mr. Clean.
In good news, you definitely mugged out of her.
You do definitely mugged out of her.
Oh, Mr. Cleanie balled, I get it.
I get it, I get it.
No, I'm not.
Because I'm the whack holder.
I'm the whack holder.
You look sorry?
The whack holder.
The whack holder?
Yeah.
I met a dance.
I met a whack.
He's the reason, though.
It's a nerf gun.
No, I get it.
You get it.
I get it.
You won't get it. You ain't from the same street as me.
We're from down south, innit?
Yeah, we're from down south.
It's a lot of love, isn't it?
Is it?
I'm not a wapse of that, man.
Speak to us if you don't want to.
I'll back out of the wapse.
You don't know yet?
You've tried it yourself, it didn't look that bad.
Yeah.
And that's all that matters.
If you can't see it, I still see some potential.
Yeah, well, of course, you know what I mean.
The only thing that's worse is you usually just taking the piss.
On the street?
No, no.
And you shouldn't do it.
No, take the piss on screen.
It's not going to be nice.
It's fucked.
No, no, no, but it is fucked.
Because it ended up all here for the same reason.
It's our family to support our mate.
It's all we're here to do.
We're here to support our mate.
Even if he does look like Colin.
I think we're coming to the cockney.
Yeah, as soon as they're...
Yeah, well, you've got the cockney for a yore, so it's winding up.
Look at that look.
All you've got to look at is if this was happening to one of us right now, he'd be going f***ing out.
No, yeah.
You tried f***ing my trim up the other day.
Did he like it?
No, he just went out.
I'll wash it up.
Sorry.
You've been here for f***ing dresses and iron orange?
Oh, hey Apple.
Hey Apple.
Yeah, I've already.
Yeah, from me.
Frick.
Well he's got a chain guard, that's not a good sign is it?
Oh I want to run that.
Are you sure you know what he's doing, shall I?
I don't know why he's going back a little bit, well I'm sorry.
What do you mean he's going back?
He's fucking shitting, I'm doing it.
Well, I know why that's his last show, because he's going under a new name.
H.
Wait, wait, guys, I've got a voice not there.
Oh, I think.
Where's the girl? It's me, Vecna.
You're fucked.
Oh my God!
No, no, no!
Oh my God, he's just fucking...
Oh my God, he's just fucking done it.
Come on, who can tell you this?
You're strange of things.
You do actually really look like your dad,
because of the air loss I mean in terms of like your facial structure is actually mad
don't you think?
They could see his full face
Well you could see his face before
No no you couldn't see like
Well I was going to tip top
I'm going to watch
I'm going to tip top
Don't move, no I just lined it for you
Here you go mate
I'll hit you for someone's touch, you're not going to mud you
No
That's my favourite flick.
It's not.
Ha ha ha.
She's...
That's me. You know it's bad.
He looks like Ian Hunter. He's Ian Hunter.
Fucking hell.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's a murderer, all we're going into it, a lot of fucking weirdo.
I've never heard of him.
You know what?
He has been killed in prison for a while, he's been on for a night as well.
He's actually telling you I'm going to pull this off, no cap, promise you.
How's it going to pull off him off?
Someone's pulling going on here, it's fucking doing my head.
It's got to be some push-ups.
It's got to be some push-ups.
Where's this fucking Indian?
Where's the India?
Err, one minute away.
Don't say fucking...
See, you've got one MCR.
Pardon?
Just a joke, you're absolutely made.
Since you get a door.
Can't.
You can, cos we have that rule, don't we?
Mm-hmm.
Whoever rules it, the other person gets it.
I'm glad.
Oh, yes!
Ah, it's fine.
You don't have to do it.
Do you get anything for ID?
You have to do it.
Do you get anything for ID?
Okay.
Huh?
Do you get anything for ID?
I do, you're gonna get it.
Can you get on the way?
No, but I'll do you've got Blonde.
Yeah.
You know he literally is not a blonde.
No.
Say he's back, I know he said you're expensive, but I'm hardy not a blonde.
Erm...
I think so.
That's it. That's more realistic. The UK Lysa.
It's not that. It's not that.
Yeah, you do look a bit like Lysa actually.
You look like Lysa.
Or Cebsco.
Nah, Lysa.
Don't know what I'm talking about.
Do you know what's doing you good? Your hair's hot, proper black.
Yeah, you say you're never gonna come out of it.
Well, when you go and watch some action, you see him after this picture.
No.
You get a thought of him.
It's like obviously when I'm on the pitch and she's like trying to get my head
You can't get quite doosied and he can't get a kicker out of it.
I've got a door to catch him.
You are my opinion.
I'll say it's been really rude.
Especially when he's on stream.
You just took it that step too far and there's a laugh and a joke and you took the piss.
Yeah, and you've took the piss on stream. That's the problem in front of everyone. Oh, okay
That's what maybe it's coming together
And also if you put far away having a boss cuts the best thing ever when you're in the shower
You have to get up through your hair or anything
Well, you'd be so sure I can send you start throwing it. Yeah. No, he's not boys. Yeah, just give it time
Our long seven months. No give it to his finish. Yeah, okay
Yeah, so is it done on this side you should do the other
Erm, sure I'll need to come back to the other side, yeah?
Definitely, I'll be back in a minute.
My dad didn't see what he said.
Green, he didn't see what he said.
What are you going to do for you?
I don't know.
Just laughing.
Sorry, I might have just been a prick.
You've been a proper bad dick.
Yeah, you've been a proper dick.
You are, Jake, cos you're...
On stream as well as the bad bit.
Yes, Michael, you live on stream, mate, you OK?
I know, mate, if you ask that kick,
so he's taking the piss out of me,
so I'm going to call Wishes on him.
No, no, we're going to take the piss.
We were going to take the piss out of him.
We're gonna take him a piss.
We're gonna take him a bloody rocket deal.
What's that, sorry?
I'm walking around the corner.
I wasn't even doing that.
Who in the hell are you?
I think he looks fine.
It looks fine.
He's not even finished my gun.
It's not even his quality.
It looks unbelievable.
Yeah, I think he's only halfway.
He's down.
Nah, I'll be dead honest with you, I think you looked fucking mint.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to be honest with you.
Have you got to say stream on?
He's not fucking done yet.
Yeah, that's right, it's a God.
Yeah, I think you looked a bit rum though.
I think you looked a bit of a scallor.
He's not fucking done yet.
Yeah, he's not done yet.
Man, I don't take the piss out of him live on stream.
If you don't know what he's making, he's never done it.
Don't listen. I'll be dead honest with you,
I'll, when I finish you out,
I'll come off and go, I'll do be alright like.
100% hey, 100% listen, it was nice before
You what? We think it was great. You know the beauty of it is it couldn't get any worse
Do you know what I mean? So it has to get better now. So that's the best thing about it
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get them out of the bag
Everyone's doing it then apparently Mike. I don't know
He's just doing quite a jake, I watched it.
It's always me though, isn't it?
And that seems so right as well, mate.
I'm not off-key now, I imagine.
Off-key now.
Listen, don't go like your dad's so new, stay clean.
Absolutely mate, don't worry, I'll protect him, don't worry mate.
Alright, listen, go on, you've got it mate, you're on it, it's nice that.
Yeah, man.
Alright, see you in a bit mate.
Go on, love your season a bit, right mate.
You do, I feel phoned.
You do?
Oh, so I want to say Indian.
Wah!
Have you sawed it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know when I asked me, you were going straight.
Oh, you were going to cut?
No.
See, you got 2,000.
That's bad, that.
Have you actually ordered?
No, no, that is not true.
I haven't had anything to say to you.
He asked me, you know.
What?
He did ask me.
He did ask me.
He came in my room and went, I'm getting a coin.
He actually did do that, yeah.
That's bad, that.
I need to get in there.
What do you want? I'll get it here.
I can't get something to eat.
I don't do that.
I'm going to have another one.
What do you say? I'm so fucking close to blowing.
Honestly, I can see it in these eyes.
The thing is though, I'm not trying to rape it, I'm actually not.
I promise. I promise.
It actually genuinely felt like that bad.
It actually doesn't.
Andy's not being caught in there as well.
That come from where?
Can I have some?
Can I have some?
I'll put it on please, just a little bit.
Go inside and get anything.
Do you want me to pop it off?
Yeah, go ahead and pop it off.
Can you show me a bit?
Can I, er, pop it off?
Ooh!
More like Papa Don on my right hand.
I'll fucking do someone.
You must have a gun, man.
I'm a gun, man.
Thanks, mate.
You're doing it, dick!
That's my one.
That's my one.
To be fair, I did pay for it.
Thanks.
Is that shit toilet paper, is it?
Not shit toilet paper.
It's not shit toilet paper.
He's got sheep toe there, he was it?
Not sure, don't get it, is it?
No, not properly though.
Not properly though.
Not properly though, so it is it some ways.
What do you think of it?
Can you get the live view up if you want?
Good old beech, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh no, I thought you were going to...
There you go.
That's not sheep toe there, is it?
This, yeah.
Nah, I'm not.
Let's bet on this side.
You've got like a cow's licks or a muck, a muck, a proper cupping in that side, you know what I mean?
I thought you've got a crown there, innit?
Yeah, yeah, I thought you've got a crown there, innit?
So, is it gonna be straight, though?
Yeah, obviously, yeah.
You're not gonna fuck you up, mate. Shut up, bro.
What's up?
What's up?
You're not gonna fuck you up, is it?
Sure, mate.
Nah. I've had for a bit. I couldn't take the piss on stream.
Not in front of everyone, all you made.
Nah, it's like sitting right at me this.
It's pissing me off though, that I'm doing your editing, but I really do this at will.
I was going through your essays.
Yep.
That was hard.
I was in the train going, man, I'm going, choo-choo.
I'm pumped, I'm pumped.
Yeah, you could have fucking paid for the bottle.
I'll stop now.
They're a massive part of my India, they make my experience.
I agree.
Yeah, I have an extra.
I ordered five, you've ordered two.
I ordered three.
He was only seven, I always ordered five.
It looks good on you.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I know my profit on this mate.
Really, this shirt all the way, look.
Yeah, I got the weight,
as you get the insurance, right, yeah.
Oh, he's actually a nine.
He's a nine, he's not finished yet.
Where's his finish, he's bought the proper.
What are you doing, bro?
Oh, get out of my face, bro.
Get out of my face, I'll finish you some for you.
You know what you're doing, I'm taking the piss.
Yeah, I'll take the piss,
I don't see me putting it in my nose mate
Fuck hell, shit made me a friend of food
Yeah, you know what you're doing
I'll tell you what then, I'll order me own food then
Well, you're gonna have to anyway
No, I'm gonna get into it as well, but he did try it, didn't he?
He didn't try it, he did
And what will he say?
What are you gonna treat him to?
He's had a tough day today, what are you gonna treat him to?
Look at what he's gone through, he's had to shave his hair off
100%
Yeah
What you gonna get in?
I'm gonna get my knife and I know the sort of what it really means to me now
Run now, I'll see
Have a snap store
If you have a look
Have his female
joking. What good weirdo am I? He said he's a being nasty. Oh mate! That leaves a bad
taste in my mouth. I can't lie, I think I've made a good tip to cry about it at least.
Yeah he's all sorts of. Yeah, you've got to do anything with that one.
Jensen just said he's not bad, then.
He's bad, that, isn't it?
What's the lot of shit that you've been doing there, Jensen?
Just trying to make...
Make shit jokes.
Making it?
So you stream delivered it, so I could point it out if you case,
if this is a jake, that's all.
That's bad, that.
We can't play up at League here.
The ball's there.
Hands in the west, look.
We have to both be English taught.
Oh my god.
Oh!
You might not go to the shop now.
Yeah, you do.
Definitely not my little shop.
Thank you, Commander, I'm going to get it.
What's that?
That's good.
It's a baguette.
Can I have some Fernando's, please?
We're the new 25!
Yeah, go on, go on, go on!
Thank you, you won, mate.
Thank you, you win, bye.
Go on, go on, go on.
Thank you very much, mate.
Jess, have a table still.
What do you think of the dark up?
There you go, look.
Oh, we're going with them, eh?
Looks nice.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, well you're gonna say that twice, you're a hardcore, so really, you're biased.
Nah, it does look well, but now it's straight.
Let me make you the honest ones, I mean, you're gonna be biased mate, and I'll tell you, it fucking, when it's finished, I'll give you my nice opinion.
Nah, now it's straight, it actually looks right.
It was bad when it was like all strands.
Ray, it's for you for the gift, did I appreciate you at all?
Would you say you were a little...
Me, it's for you for the crime, yeah.
Would you say you're still a bit nervous?
I can't give it.
Don't get me to be completely honest with you.
I'm looking at you right now.
Are you retting any part of it?
Honestly, right now I'm looking at you.
I'm looking at you now and I'm looking at you.
Oh no, it's not.
Why am I making that?
You're like, what is?
You then ging and then...
What's that?
I can't cut my hair, mate.
I know.
You can't cut your branding, didn't you, Ginge?
What's that?
You can't cut your branding, you can't do it.
Exactly.
Can you have a ging?
What's that?
I'm not allowed, am I?
Well, as I would.
See, he's management and stuff, isn't he?
Yeah.
You just text him, you ask him.
Yeah, I just said that.
Can I get it?
Well, I know that part of it was not, so I'll see you there.
Can you get rid of that live, you, James?
Look, this one?
Yeah.
Laura, with a five.
Thank you very much, Laura.
Go on, Laura.
Thank you for the five, love.
Legend, go on, Laura.
I like that.
Should I just support you for your 15th and 15th?
Yeah, he does.
Even when you're like a fucking knob as well.
Very thick and thin, is that exactly?
Oh.
Oh, Jake, another distasteful joke.
It's just these little smart ass comments.
It'll be full of...
Oh!
Oh!
Go on with this. Go on with this.
That'll be from thick to thin. Thank you.
Thank you.
Another... boys.
Another distasteful one.
Leave him alone.
What?
What?
What?
He's coming.
I know who.
Nah, I've had him that.
I'm not making any more shit jokes.
Ellie with a five.
Thank you very much, Ella.
Yeah, that's a question.
Emma with a five.
Thank you so much.
Easy.
Thank you for the five.
Thank you, Charlie.
I appreciate this all.
Thank you.
Come on.
What a crazy year.
Joel, thanks for the gift.
Oh, I missed it.
Why are you dropping the Andrew?
I was doing...
I was doing the...
The part I supposed to have you breathing.
I don't want to shoot.
I mean your hand's been just like that.
I thought you were going to do that.
I don't know what you're saying.
You're not supposed to.
Probably like 80% of all.
80?
Yeah.
Well you sure about that, you know.
Liam, with a fire, thank you, William.
But as you saw him on the air, it doesn't feel right, it's a big sign.
Yeah, I know that.
Liam, favorite mate.
Anna, favorite gift as well, love. Go on, Anna.
There's actually nothing to be worried about.
He can't even look that bad.
I'm gonna show you from the side for a while.
Oh, I don't.
I wouldn't do it.
Oh, he's gonna show you.
I don't know.
I hope he likes it, Sean. It's a bit too late to go back.
Magnatron!
Favorite of five, mate. Go on, the boy.
Come on the boy, Lewis, throw in the five as well mate, your fucking goal. Thank you very much Lewis mate, I appreciate that, Lewis.
And Moga, chip in the five mate.
That's nice, that's good.
I'd love to look from there, I'm not seeing that side, can't see that side.
That's good, that.
You do five for the tier one, Jamie, five for the tier one.
He's not sitting right over me all day.
He's going to have a major air loss in a minute.
Why are you getting out of Bruce Lytton?
Take a look at your show.
No, it's actually at the right time.
Bruce Lytton is having a funny moment.
Yes, he's nice.
He's trying to be funny.
He's turning the bar of shit in front of all your mates at the line.
I'm streaming in front of everyone.
Oh my god.
Louis!
Oh my goodness!
Thank you very much Lois mate. Come on the fucking bike. His hair looks better than the
rest but they're all still taking the piss. That's what I mean Simon, there's no way.
Yeah, yeah. It is honestly.
The chart I love. Go on mate.
Oh man. Dude. Dude.
No, I don't. Do I jail him up here?
Right. People act here.
Go on mate, I'm gonna attend. Go on Mark. Thank you so much Mark.
I don't understand why people act like they don't take the piss out of me, because he's part of the fucking...
Because if he was sat here right now...
If I'm the boss, I'm the boss!
That's fine, but at the end, please be honest with me.
At the end, we'll be honest with you.
At the end?
Some of them?
Yeah.
But he's changed his tune now.
You know, he's been here the whole two minutes ago.
You didn't do those arse?
No, thank you.
Boys, did I miss them, or what?
Er...
I think so, I think so.
I tried no part-time!
Part-time!
Well done, boys! Well done, ten, mate!
By the way, in the mornings you're actually going to love it.
In the mornings it's so good having a boss.
I genuinely don't think it looks that bad.
See?
Oh!
From Stevie Wonder, 69.
It was his name when Stevie got there.
Another dead man.
Yeah, yeah, I felt like he was saying to me, I don't want another five!
Adam, your fucking mental meat.
Thank you so much, Adam.
Go on, Adam!
He's a bit like Buzzy's isn't he? Yeah he's but Buzzy suits us.
You're gonna have to hit him. You're not gonna hit him, he knows at the end I'm gonna
be legit. Right now I'm gonna try to test. Looks great from Blind News of 64.
Go on Jess, we haven't even seen a gift in a long time.
It's 25, I'm not sure of it. Charlie! Go on the white one for the five mate.
I'll tell you if you just give me a taste, 25 please.
We need a shout out his name out!
Harry, is it Harry?
I can't stand fucking blind.
Harry Hill.
It's H, go on, H!
Go on, H!
Go on, H!
Thank you, mate.
Thank you, brother.
Go on, H!
L was well with a gift, did.
Look at me.
I'll get used to that.
I don't know if you want to or not, but I think an eyebrow set would actually work.
I agree.
With that trigger would I go.
I'm going to cheat in my eyebrows though, but not this one.
What?
What?
Cheating off?
No, I don't do that.
No, I don't do that.
You're going to say that you've been a fan of that?
You're going to be like one and a half on your eyebrows.
That's no line at all.
One and a half?
Yeah.
That would be cool.
So what percentage have you done of it now?
Just going to blend the backing a little bit and then just taking the loose ends off the top.
Yeah, fair.
Yeah, and the eyebrow's done.
How long you been, how long you been barbying for?
Five times more than ten, thank you very much!
13 years, how old are you now?
35.
Oh okay, nice.
What was your before a barber?
Erm...
Fucking...
Jack of all trades.
Yeah, fast.
He's very wealthy.
So...
Why was it funny?
It's been a matter of a bit, I think.
What?
Oh
Would you say you've used any of your skills from your ex jobs like on this today?
A bit plastering
Rebuilding
He's got his carpet in the sand, which is knocking us in.
Oh my god, you're rounding us off.
You've got a friend in our land.
You could just ask Jensen that.
He's not a trick.
Or Charlie Davis.
Could be Charlie Davis.
Do you mind if I sell us an eBay for 20 quid?
Jake, he's not in the mood, mate.
And you're taking the piss.
Why do you want to stop being a victim, shit-brawler?
Who are?
You are doing it, mate.
And you're taking the piss live on stream in front of these mates in front of everyone
and that's why you don't do it.
I'll say I didn't get one of them either.
Yeah, I'll say it is, though.
I remember my first day of course.
What's it now?
Isn't it?
Bad test.
The father was really sat in that chair and that's happened to me and he's doing
that at the top of that.
I would be as well.
So, what's the print engine?
Got it?
Got it.
Got it, mate.
Do you see it?
Nice.
Thank you, mate.
Can't do that at all.
I think it's through this one, isn't it?
Do it is.
Lift your head, lift your head.
I've been here through this all the time, haven't you?
Do it is.
No, but my airline's not as good as it is. I mean, it's not bad. I've just got quite a big fire.
You want to speak to me?
Yeah, come.
Oh, you need a bandana, sir. You wouldn't be part of it.
You don't need a fucker, that's all better than carrying on.
Huh?
At least I can fucking hang that one where you leave your shit sealed.
That's correct.
Got a shot tonight, please.
I've got a bar, fuck.
Yeah, you have to get out of the shower tonight.
Yeah, I know. I can't point you to my bathroom again.
What's Robbo saying?
War a joke.
Phil folding.
Oh yeah, for the Euros, for the World Cup, why don't you go white and red?
No, I ain't got one.
Oh, do the Gaza.
Do the Gaza.
That'll actually be sick.
What was the Gaza?
That's what Gaza had it.
Yeah.
The Foden did the Gaza.
Who didn't miss the five-off chat?
Sorry, Atoxic, Givin' a 27 mate.
Go on Koopa, thank you for the fire, mate!
Go on Koopa!
What a f**king go, go on Koopa!
I wish I had a hair like that, I'd have done it.
That's not bad, that, you know.
It's actually not even bad.
That's not even that bad, that.
It's not even that bad.
Listen, I'll wait till it's facing me for verdicts,
but until I know it's 100% completed,
I will be taking the credit.
You do it like car, Rudy.
You do it, it looks like a sausage.
Oh my God, actually see that.
Coverture's gonna be fine.
If you M off, then go on M off!
If he's barbed with his fucking head.
Right, you're taking the fucking piss now, my pop-a-dums.
You still fall that?
Yeah, and I would have five.
And they're a vital part of my fucking curry experience.
Let's not take the piss.
Try the pop-a-dum taste.
No, you don't.
I'm not one to lay on the stream and everyone out and take in a piss.
Fuck, carry on.
Carry on.
I'll say I don't know why we can't have a laugh anymore.
There's actually been a word of doing it on the street in front of everyone.
In front of you.
He's actually his boy.
I'm just trying to put thumbs.
Because I keep out of you and you're next there.
Corry experience.
Sorry.
What were you saying so far?
Me or?
Is it nearly done yet?
Nearly, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Josh, you can go first.
What? I've been here?
Yeah.
I'll let him down then, I'm going to give him me a missed.
We've had the banner in the middle.
Yeah, we've had the banner in the middle.
I think it better for him to be a bit too long for the banner.
Yeah.
I think some of us need to have a look at ourselves.
In the mirror.
Another one, eh?
You're breaking something down.
Who is it?
It's Stakey Dine.
It's Stakey Dine.
It's fucking Stakey Dine.
You out there.
I hold it in for you mate.
You out there.
Yeah, you know what?
Oh, is it nearly done?
Yes mate, all right?
Just stay in that fucking mess!
Oh my God, is that...
But I've been down south for half an hour.
I've come back, that's fucking totally different.
I'm glad you're all right.
It's nice, eh?
I told you, I'll share that.
I told him it's too, anyway.
Yeah, that's good, though.
Yeah, I'll share that.
Yeah, I'll share that.
Yeah that's good, chap.
Yeah, I think I was just going to say that about that ring, wasn't it?
Yeah, you're right.
100%
100%
Yeah, more for the righty.
See, that misses it all.
You can't like yours on that, do you?
That's actually not my mum.
Why the fuck do you like this?
Are you hot?
He's the only one I've got.
I'll fix this one, mate.
Fix the main objective of the water side quest.
Are you taking off?
I'm taking off.
Are you taking off?
I'm taking off.
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
Open the gate. Open the gate.
Open the gate.
Open the gate.
I'm going to get you.
Leave the door.
She won't.
I'll raise you up now.
I'll trim your eyebrows and see what you think.
Yeah.
It's inspiring, yes.
Right.
T's.
Friends and friends.
T's.
Friends and friends.
Look at me.
Right.
I just wanted to have a laugh with my me.
Right.
And you've not took it very well.
He's actually in that circle.
Right.
I just want to sell a bit of Banter with the lads.
Yeah, but let's take this Banter and then put it in a quick.
I think Ginny's got a way with murder.
I'm close to wasting heroin.
Yeah, yeah, very much.
What Ginny's done?
Why'd he go away from it?
I've leaked your six and got three now.
Yeah, but it's one of them ones.
You've done the damage.
Do you know who's doing that, I do.
What?
Nah, I don't feel like going somewhere.
Go on, my best friend, for the five gifted.
What?
It's just because you're not used to it. It does look good.
I'm not using this thing very well.
And also it's going to be a big shock because obviously you've had that in your entire life.
Do you know what I mean?
It's not as if it's like even backshot really, is it?
It's still like...
It would have been worse if it was a...
If you went from a four, it wouldn't have been bad.
I don't think it would have been bad as a four to me.
Because you've got the as long as you've not got a wonky airline which you don't and you're not like a massive crown you're sweet
Does it cool it
This
Yeah, genetics.
I can't say anything more.
I'm looking to see stuff, but then when I see stuff, people are mad at me.
And I'm shouting for being a victim, you see?
Are they shouting me for being a victim as well?
I've had the same things very long.
What's that to say, Jake?
You can't say anything.
I just like having a bit of a ban on other lads.
Nah, I do as well, but not on streaming for another one of your mates there.
Card chill, bro.
Come, have a minute.
Feeds are back, capsule.
What's the book?
What's the book?
Like, when you smile, all I like is to stand on the wall.
Fuck you smile, fuck you smile!
Fuck you smile, fuck you smile!
When you smile, give us a smile.
It's like getting a fucking book out of your mouth.
Don't use my beds.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to do it.
What's the exact book?
Isn't it?
What are you doing with sponsors, really?
Yeah, we delayed it just so we can have a taste!
Does this mean that you aren't going to hurt us?
Yeah, I hear you.
Thank you.
Fucking hell.
Thank you.
No, I say thank you.
You're not going to hurt us!
I'm washing that off, and then see what you think.
Don't look at it until you've washed it, yeah.
Well, it might have washed it over.
It's a more like flattened out, probably.
Yeah, you've always got to have a shower after a trip.
What do you do, Simon?
So, I'm on the go, yeah?
Got a shampoo in there.
I've got to actually water it.
I've got shampoo in here, there.
Would you put tips in there, in that?
You can do, yeah?
I've got some you can have.
If it's not sort of stale, you want to go for...
Oh, no.
It's going on.
That's beautiful.
Yeah, that's all right. What do you think about 16 to go back?
No, he said about four months.
No, three to four months was what it was then, definitely.
I think the worst is to come when he's got all the barcodes.
It's just a grown-out, so it's actually a lot better.
Like when it's just like barcodes from the front.
Oh, when it comes... Yeah, but you might like it and stick with it.
What are your thinking, Taze?
Something like that.
Yeah, 100 per cent, Mark, for you know.
You don't get to swear.
No, it's still that square you won't stop the pause in his face mate.
Yeah, no, but he won't like sitting in there.
I'd worse face him, I'll be back for July.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, April, May, June, June.
Yeah, can you say, I've got to be like, what?
What do you mean?
I'm telling you, straight, it's just because you're...
It's only right here, it comes down.
Look at that.
Yeah, it does.
You're just looking at it on the street.
He's good, bro. You're looking in the camera, you've got that on the camera.
And that's inverted.
Yeah, it's inverted. And also, I don't look at the chat because they're going to take it.
No, but at least we're going to fix the car, but at least we're going to like...
It's not me though, it's my entire place.
It's me again, you know what?
Not on the street in front of you, he's making it over there.
Yeah, because you've closed this length on the corner here.
The car looks like it sort of lifts up and then what?
On the other side, doesn't it? That makes sense.
There's a lot of stuff.
It's all about the camera.
This is mine.
Oh look there's a bunch of crap.
There's a bunch of swindlers in the right there proper.
Yeah.
Look at these.
That is just a cow's a-
Oh, we'll cut it down a bit short, yeah.
Look.
Just wherever I eat.
Look at this side of that.
Yeah, I know it's pretty funny, it's just because of the cows, because it lifts up water,
like that side, but it sits straight, you know what I mean?
You can take it a little bit more down.
Get on that to make it go down.
What do you even do about that?
Oh yeah, you can put a bit of like cow room on it, or something like that.
It's natural, I've got one in the middle.
Yeah, you can take it down, it's one of those natural things, isn't it?
No, everyone has a cow room.
Can you take it down a bit more?
In it well.
I've got cars that go directly in the middle, I reckon.
No, it's just one time before you get to it.
What?
I don't know.
What?
Well, that ain't just time.
Oh yeah?
Don't need it there, will you?
No.
Oh, Chas, cheer up, mate.
Can I try one?
No, I've won before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could fight for my bridge.
You're going to get it to win.
You've been holding to it.
Yeah, you've got this side, right?
Come here, mate.
Are you going to shot me?
Are you on foot?
Nah, mate.
I'll shot you after that.
You'll see how it is, yeah.
Oh my God!
Sure on the barbell.
That's it, I've done it, hasn't it?
Make it simple.
How long have you been thinking that one?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
What made you think of it?
I was just trying to think out the box.
Yeah, I can't do that.
It could be worse if you haven't seen your winky today.
Trust me, you can't get that any shorter one.
Not at the time.
It looks good.
Well, go wash your hands.
He'll be washed.
Come on, come on.
Right now.
Come back.
Yeah.
Have a little.
You got any talcum powder for his neck?
No.
Nah.
No?
You don't need it, do you?
No.
In some case.
I'll have a little.
Let me get some hair stuff for you as well.
Yeah.
You get some simple hair.
James!
James!
There are a bunch of fucking clips, man.
What do we think?
What do we think? Be honest.
So in your head, so you can see.
Let me know in your arms the opinion.
Could all of that have done a check to the fucking piss?
You have to have that one on top of that.
Maybe you'll look bad, I don't trust.
But I've got a texture in brushes as well.
So you can put that in your head.
I like it. I'm not a joke.
That's quite like it.
No way.
No way, it's bloody funny.
It's really not bad.
Cheeky fucker. Put that back.
Let's go through that made from the side.
I can't.
I like it from the front, bro.
I like made from the side.
Is it done now, Sarnia?
It'll be in future.
It's on the back, right?
It's like now it's the beginning now.
Turn it on.
I think it's quite good. I think you see it.
I'll take it, I'll take a bit for you to get used to.
Ian, you're in opinion.
Me?
Ian, you're in opinion.
Matt, you're in bad.
Go go to act, it's my record as well, so...
...get back in.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not really...
I mean...
Compared to what you had, obviously, it's not...
...you can't match it.
I know what I told you about it.
It looks like more like...
I prefer his older.
It looks more like summery.
Do you know what I mean?
You look more streamlined.
It'll grow on the actual.
I feel like it's summer.
It ain't that bad.
I feel like it's going to back to something...
It looks bad to be honest, see?
I guarantee you, you'll end up getting this again
at some point in the future.
It really isn't bad.
Plus as well, you'll feel so much better in the morning.
So I feel cleaner.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I do.
But we're not five minutes.
What do you want?
Do you got a shot?
You don't want to see anything.
I do.
Oh, that's fine.
Finish it yourself.
That's it.
Go on, I'll fix them all, yeah.
I've got a shot of shit.
Is that full of them?
I hate you.
I hate you.
I know who's not like it.
Right, let's get you in the shower.
Come on, I'm on it.
I'll take your hands off.
Yeah, I'm not going to make a deal about it.
Not the end of the world.
Come on.
Out of the piss.
No?
It's a texturing brush.
But if all on charge, have a look in the mirror.
Have a watch.
Come out.
Fresh mind.
Tell us what you think.
You sure you've got no talc on?
I feel a bit talc on that neck, it's a bit rough.
She's always been talking about that sort of thing.
Do you want to come down with me in years or not?
Well, I'm free to do so.
If you mess with me, I'm going to say, if you mess with me.
Can't I ever see what they ever say to me?
I'm very fucking hate it.
Even when you're trying to hate it, it's been too far away from you.
Have you ever told me?
No, I've been flexible.
There's no reason to not like that.
You're even going to be happy to tell me what.
The barber is cooked in fairness.
Barber's slaps slaps.
Saying that you slap.
It really does look nice.
Looks like Bostie.
He just washed his phone and then he'll call Heather.
That's going to get in trouble.
I don't know what the shuttle is going to do.
It does. When you have a trim, you always wash your hands.
That's when you like to have hair to wash.
Yeah, I suppose.
John, tell the people it's for your show.
Go on, have a look.
I'm on the barber on Instagram.
Do showers do much when you've got a fucking board there?
The barber just told you to have a shower, so fuck you, listen to him.
He's all you're earthing, you used to going fucking all mad ways, right?
Yeah, after I got him, I put him in the shower.
Have a shower, come back out, put a cap on to what it looks like.
I'll put you straight on.
I've got a scarf on, haven't I?
That's nice.
What do you want to do with this guy?
Nah, actually it does look alright.
Ooh, it does look alright.
Do you know what it is? The more you do that, the more I understand this.
Yeah.
But in brain system, what do you do about it?
It's not that bad.
You could go short, I suppose.
No.
Come on, say short.
Yeah.
Yeah, short.
Yeah, short.
Nah, I'm just being like...
Are you going to fucking push him over the edge?
Yeah.
I'm just being like...
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
Applehead, do you have any other months to make it go on the boy?
Thank you, Apple.
She's that bad guy?
Mike, not on stream with his mates here.
What's at a fest?
Now, Jeremy, I think he looks alright.
Oh, Joe's a side chat.
What do you think about it?
I like it.
He's on the book now, mind.
You're on the books as well?
They're all on his books.
I like it.
Genuinely, I thought it'd be way worse.
Yeah, I'm going to tell them not to take it.
I thought it'd be worse.
I thought it would be worse.
I don't know, if either.
Well, it seems to me like sharing a shower.
Weird.
But in terms of like, when you go to that scary,
just think of like...
He's had that trim for years, hasn't he?
How long has he had that trim, like?
All his life, nearly.
No. He's had that one since.
Oh, thank you, mate.
10 years he's had that trim.
He's come back out of nowhere.
And listen, the barber's done.
He's not shot like that.
He's not shot like that.
I live here.
There you go.
I live here as the barber done in the fucking solid.
So fair play to Sean.
Chas, can you stop walking about.
My phone's digging into my hand.
Well, if you're a bad guy, I used to live here.
Yeah, of course.
Of course, yeah.
Well, we've got thick hair in the nose, not like that.
Yeah, well, it's like he's had it.
I've never seen it in my life.
What either do you live here?
I live here.
What the fuck are you blingin', that's shit.
Well, do y'all think of it, chap?
No raise, mate. I think he's really nice, actually.
Aw, you just sat here for an hour raise baiting him,
and now you're in the fucking series.
That's the one thing I think, at this whole experience tonight.
Jake, I've used up a lot of that in tonight.
Oh, shit, here?
Not a lot of that in tonight.
Yeah, no, you've actually took the piss too far tonight.
You have way too far.
On stream, if you put it on the one with these mates here,
you've put the piss and you should not...
You used the worst.
The worst?
What?
I've done nothing but support.
Am I wrong? Am I right?
Well, might be time to play some rockin'.
I've got a great week first.
Oh no, you haven't.
I've taxed it.
It's probably cold as well.
It won't be as in containers that keep it warm.
Yeah.
Right, shall we go down the stairs?
Yeah, I'm heading to myself.
Right, I'm heading off.
You're welcome.
Do you want to come in or?
Yeah.
Come on, come on, move it, come on.
Are you okay? I'm not too alive right now.
WTZ's chat.
WTZ's, WTZ's.
It was you guys that made that up from WTZ's chat.
Yeah, fucking well in, boys and girls.
Well in, fucking unreal for me that.
Brownie rule.
Got one.
Jack's coming up in here.
Ha ha!
He's not going to pop it.
All right.
You're off.
I'll come up, I'll come up.
I'll hold the chat down.
I'm bouncing anyway, I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to keep playing this short guy before he loses every one gets out.
I'm bouncing for the right.
Thanks for your ride.
Thank you.
It's a bad one, yeah?
If you didn't like it, you've got one in one foot.
No, it's not the trim.
I could not think of him worse than my fringe going, bro.
I've got to finish, aye, bruv.
We've got to hold the stream down now.
Yeah, hold it down.
Yes, chat, yes, chat.
That's everyone's honest opinions, though.
Oh, bro.
It's your home.
Exactly.
I'm having the streamer.
They're going to smile.
Yeah, they're going to smile, my boy.
One minute, chat, one minute, chat.
Oh my God, please don't do that.
Oh my God.
Don't be afraid.
Don't say anything other than that.
Don't laugh.
Don't be so emotional.
Don't be crazy.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
But he doesn't look bad.
I think he looks alright.
Africa looks alright chap
It's going to be there
We look like one of the mixed race guys, like them cold guys
Don't worry mum mum
Cause when we cut her off there, I'm not sure where that we're going
Fuck you know
That was nearly intact
Is there any chicken in this fucking masala sauce?
I'm hearing mum mum and see what she thinks
See what the mother thinks
Mother's no best.
Hi, yes sir.
Hello, mum. Hiya.
What do you think?
I like it. I think you look younger.
You think that's nice, though?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You've got like a...
You've got like a model face like yes sir, you know now.
When you get yourself to the gym and get all you...
I'm just looking after your face and everything, your eyebrows, you've got um, I think it'll
look really nice.
Okay.
You there?
Yeah.
No I do, I was a bit scared when he was doing it.
I was as well.
I was a bit scared but it's turned out good.
You like it?
Yeah, it's taken me a lot to get used to but I'm coming round to it.
Yeah, I'm going to sit down and look at you on the street and you look younger.
You think?
Yeah, I'm actually younger.
That's how you saw me when you was really young, didn't you?
Yeah. What am I going to do about that?
What am I going to do about that?
Oh yeah, it's not a bad start.
Ten million she's going to have to pay me, I don't know.
You'll like it.
Yeah, a few days to grow on you.
Right, Steve.
Do you have your eyebrows as well?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck it off, here you go.
Get some nice facials now.
We'll catch your skin and you'll look fresh.
Get some nice facials.
Oh, yeah, that looks nice.
Love you. Love you.
Bye.
See you later.
Not bad.
Not bad that.
Chat will ring her back.
Go on, let's see what Eva's got to say here.
Go on, lads.
Wonder if she's a fan of it or not.
Hello. Hello, can I have your ace of penions on my hand now?
Yes, I think that you pull it off very well.
Yeah.
Guys, and you've got a really good rubber structure, and I think it brings it out of you, so I'm not upset anymore, and I'm happy.
Yeah, I'm happy.
Are you happy with it?
It's going to take some getting used to I think obviously I didn't do this just because I fucking wanted to do it
I've done this for a reason and it was meant to be some cut-sign kind of forfeit
So it's not gonna be fucking amazing, but I'm actually
I'm actually happy I thought it was gonna be a lot worse. Yeah, so I'm actually quite quite
It does it suits here. I just when you look so fucking scary, man. You when you first shaved off
I look scary
Yeah, like intimidating like not my boyfriend or horrible
You look horrible like scary man. Oh, okay now. Yeah
All right, okay then it could have been worse coming to me
Yeah
It could have been a lot of fucking worse
Got a bit
Right, okay. Thank you very much
All right, hon.
Right, we'll be off.
We'll be off. Bye.
Bye.
I wonder what the engine's gonna say.
She's probably gonna slide, man.
Oh!
Where's...
It's not in the ring though.
Excuse me.
Gentle.
Fuck off, mate.
You can do anything I do.
tonight I actually generally he does look all good he's just looking the worst with a buzz cut
how can I probably
nice on nano top Tommy era
oh it's alright
do you think what
yeah
oh yeah do you think yeah
not that but I mean like he's got a good air like me so it got faster
You think it's alright?
I like it, I'm not a like it player, you don't get the wrong thought.
No, you suit it.
You think it's alright?
I like it, I'm not a like it player, you don't get the wrong thought.
No, you suit it.
You think it's alright?
Yeah.
What in the living room?
Pulling everything off.
I've not took that much off.
You what? I've not took that much off.
I'll go back back to mental bye bye you don't like you don't you don't like it
You're
Oh, okay
Well, you know
Finally the first one to tell the fucking truth
I'll get that. I'm joking.
We'll go to see you.
You know what mate? You've got a bunch of hair in your throat but you can talk quick.
I know.
Oh, well, it's done though, isn't it?
I'll return it.
Nah.
I'll do it in point one like that.
That's too far.
No, you're not.
Nah.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
You're not.
Can you look?
How old are you?
Wow.
And you're giving it all about Nerf Guns, Chug?
Wow.
Wow.
I'm going.
I'm going.
That's bad, though.
You know.
He went for the fucking shopping, bought all the Nerf Guns,
the snake swap.
Let's see what she thinks.
Did he forget how about that?
Oh, face down on the ideal, didn't he, no?
Chug, what do we actually think?
Hello?
I saw what do you think that I absolutely love it. You actually
Do you actually
Oh
I needed that I needed that
Actually really needed this
I've seen the beauty before you said.
Exactly.
I've seen it from an early age.
Exactly, exactly.
You know what you're right.
I think you smashed it, I love it.
No, you're actually right.
I'm fucking gorgeous out of it.
I was like, oh it's absolutely gorgeous.
Yeah, you're fucking right.
Yeah, so take it on the chin mate.
Right.
It's cool.
I'm not gonna lie, when he was doing it, I wanted to have a fucking heart attack.
I wanted to waste.
They're gonna be stressed.
But that's just because it's a shark, honestly it's mint, I love it.
What, it's Greasy there?
Yeah, actually.
It's your time, it's your time, it's your time, it's your time, it's fucking hanging.
Wait a minute.
It's your time.
It's your time.
Show me your face there.
Just pause there.
Right, I'll be fast.
Here we fucking...
Great, sir!
Right, he said he's here.
I've shoved on the arrow.
What do you say?
That is really nice.
Oh, it's been a week!
Oh!
Do you like it?
I don't like it.
Do you like it?
I love it.
Swear on my life.
I've swear on.
Oh, fucking love you, mate.
You've fallen right, people.
I know, I did, I did, I did.
Fucking up here
Morgan is a nob
Right
I've got Beatles over here.
I've got Kory on my keyboard.
Hiya.
What do you think?
Honestly, I swear to God on everyone's life that I would, I really like it.
Jutter.
I swear to God.
I really like it.
It could have been bad, couldn't it?
Yeah, but I'm also one who didn't like it.
Fuck off.
What?
Really?
Oh.
Is she like to me?
No, I'm joking.
But at first she went again and she said no, I don't like it.
And then as soon as it finished she said no, I don't like it.
But then now she started to like it.
Like a football manager, isn't it? You've got to judge it from the start and then when
they start getting results. Yeah, do it and you back them.
I've got 200K today so I might do it. Congratulations W's in the chat for Jensen.
Just hit 200 fucking K. Oh, you made 26, mate. Macy's, you're having a 23.
What? Yeah, do it. Oh, that's 300,000. Do it at 250, Jen.
What do you do?
What do I do?
All right, sweet.
All right, see you later.
Go on, lovely mate.
I'm going to go again.
All right.
All right.
I'll ask Hatter, and then I'll ask my Nanamo.
Nanamo.
What a legend.
Is that the last book, too? I can't remember.
Oh, it's each of us.
Oh, hang on.
See you.
Yeah, you want to do it now?
Yeah, I'll fucking do it!
Don't know, hang on a minute here, why do you think seeking fucking coming here and dictate what the fuck I do?
Let's fucking...
Let's have a word here for a minute, right? Let's have a fucking word shall we, chap?
you
you
you
you
you
You
You're the day of the fucking shit I'm here for.
I'm here for.
I'm here for.
I'm here for.
What are you, do you like it?
Do you like it?
I like it for you to answer.
No, I thought you fucked up, I think.
And I did see how you were straightening Jake yours through.
That's not on that, is it?
That's bullying.
It is bullying.
Hmm, you boys be serious, do you like my haircut or not?
No, I'll tell you, you don't get a left ball bag.
Yeah, we're just fucking sticking up for you now, Jake.
Oh, Queen. What's wrong, Queen?
Stand up.
What?
Sorry?
Huh?
Have you seen...
What the fuck in the hell is that?
I can't spoil what happened without him, but that's just...
That's just saying I might have fucking stacked it.
I think you definitely have stacked it.
Yeah, let's just say something happened
where I might have felled on a big massive hole
and then it broke me down.
But that sounds like some fucking shit, ain't it cool?
I'm glad you didn't smile at that.
I said I might have.
Yeah, I'll watch it a bit.
Yeah, probably the second one.
What do you think?
Here's the bag of the bunch as you try it,
might get you somewhere landy.
You're fucking tech here.
How are you, bud?
I think he might have been me walking through here.
Yeah, he probably was, to be fair.
B, no. Have you spoken to Tage yet?
Um, no.
So when you go up there, are you going to be honest?
Are you going to be honest?
Yeah, I'm glad to come and see this.
Alright, alright, we'll go and see him now then.
Do you want to see this?
Yeah, I was.
Honestly bro, verge of knocking, knocking three fat kids out.
Would you have something over there?
Yeah, see you in.
It was really fun, I'm not going to lie.
I've been doing this for a year now.
Yeah, I was cooking so far.
Fucking baldy baldy all around.
What the fuck have you done, Quik?
Pino, come in, come in the middle of...
Oh man, obviously.
What are you doing?
Walking now.
Good morning.
I don't, I don't hate it.
You shouldn't have done it, but I don't hate it.
You don't want to be.
You're not sharp.
You were still more God easier.
Nah, of course, but I'm still more angry than you are.
Yeah, say no more then.
Well, I'll just, I'll hold on and see if we can...
Go on.
...see a couple of clubs.
Go on.
You were cheating, you were cheating to make me a lot of disrespect.
I'm not fucking kidding you.
Yeah, it's not like that.
No, just don't make it worse, big enough, because...
I had it like, you know, I had it like, I had it like...
Alright, so as a collective, you should come in to say what?
I thought it was a joke, of course.
Yeah, I would like to apologize.
She's good, she's good though, she's good.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god
I think being a shitting being out that a sight meant so late a fucking hurt myself really badly
They can stop pointing out we fucking shit else
Now you're taking apology if you spot some that shit
Yeah, you the apology because look at him standing there like fucking deep. He's heartbroken
Yeah
Yo age can you unblock your Instagram please?
Please
I'll quit, I'll stop calling you now. I actually will though.
I promise I won't call you no more man, I'm sorry.
I've had a man to Julie's 50th birthday, I'm just show that I'm new age and you won't pick up.
I just kept ringing you.
Yeah, right.
As you did.
I've got me in front of my cub with you all in front of the pond, yeah.
Right, listen to me, boys.
Honestly,
Jakey's lucky he didn't get slatted.
Wait, what are you doing?
Right, listen to me, bro.
Yeah, I'm sat here getting a trim, yeah.
I want to die, yeah.
And I've got that big daft ginger bastard
sat there making daft remarks.
I've got Chazor thinking he's fucking hilarious.
And I've got Jakey going up to the cut.
I'll give you that
Come on, you don't need to talk to me
It's the best that I want to buy
No, because Chas are actually starting to feel sorry for me
No, that's not true, no, no, no
I was making jokes and I was like, I'll actually get married
It looks like I'm not talking to people
Then, feel sorry for you, you voluntarily put yourself in a chair
And also, I just remembered something
Because one of the people from the Bob Wood shoot
Where we did the haircut
Well, I'm reading a book, I'll tell you
I went by, I went by
Remember when we said the bump was there for a thing?
Each of it was like,
it's not here, like I'm dying to find it!
Yeah, I know, I know.
It's a bit weird.
So if I was used to that stuff, if I'm a cracker and I just...
No, I know what did I expect?
I expected used to be doing a fucking sponsored stream,
and we'd show you when it's done.
But you said Saturday I'd sign it like it's after, and it's really...
We weren't slagging, we weren't slagging's not the right word.
You're taking the business and then mid-trim.
There's one bike word in this air-fryer that I love, but...
No, it's...
That's, that's your description, you're like Peter 5.
Anyway, it's honesty taste.
And sometimes honesty has a best policy.
I agree. You know what I mean? Yeah.
It was a bad decision, mate.
You're a fucking ten out of ten lad.
Stop looking lad. You're shooting the most little.
It was a bad decision.
It was a bad decision.
What happened to you, Ross?
No, I made an, what I thought to be an impossible challenge.
Yeah, to get me to a million followers so quick.
And they done it. So I had to.
Why are you wasting your time?
I think it's worse. I think having a slight fun and dick joke during, but then I'll have to change this narrative here and we'll pack in the fight one.
But guess what? Enough of news.
Enough of news?
Tomorrow, 1 million followers party!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Hey, are you going to come and perform and shit?
Yeah, cause, cause, I'm tired.
So I'm going to set this table tonight.
Fuck you.
Are you in London tomorrow, mate?
Set that camera on.
Are you in London tomorrow?
I am on fire, shit.
Oh, I expect a fucking...
Hey, it's a long trip, mate, but I appreciate you doing it.
Thank you.
This is one of the best days.
Oh shit, sorry I'm playing college, you'll be alright now.
I got so much to tell you.
Oh my god.
Don't you block me, didn't you?
So...
I was taking over, it's Jakey going in.
Yeah bro, you think Jakey's gonna be there, come on.
But I have to double the fee then, you know.
Oh, what why?
I don't know, I just said bro, I just said he's in jail, yeah.
Because he takes a lot to court, we are...
Yeah, he's a nuisance.
You get my...
And there's a lot to put up with.
You getting it? You getting it, Chaz?
Yeah, mate, I'll get you, brother.
Alright, I'll call you.
What's up?
Nah, I'll just remember the problem.
What've you done?
Cut me fucking out of her.
Who caught up?
Sean, Sean the barber.
What was he doing?
What was he doing?
He was just going to the table.
I think it looks good, bro.
I think we should probably sell things, I thought.
I said exactly the same age.
I respect that age, bro.
Right, thank you very much.
I'm all respect, bro.
Two ball dicks.
I'm blocking it please.
Right, yeah, listen, then I'll show you later, yeah, bo.
Yo, sir, do you?
It is bo respecting, eh?
Respect, huh?
Come on, come on, come on.
I still got a couple 20 bucks left.
Come on, come on.
No!
Ladder split.
Yeah, come on!
What a boody, man.
Two boody ways to go, actually.
What?
No.
What have you done?
Well, yeah, I need to tip top.
Say, you're a different pepe.
Right, so we're going to be actually going for a rocket leap now.
Come on, let's go.
Have you got a spot of daylight?
Nah!
Why is he just being a tiktok?
Come on, mate!
He's just fucking Fred us for an hour now.
Yeah, he's just fucking...
Fucking hell with you!
What on earth?
He's just fucking...
Fucking do a tiktok.
You need to do one thing, you know what I'm saying?
What?
The music thing.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, what the fucking thing?
I saw your past.
I love getting dango, right?
I need to make it as fucking good as possible.
I've been honest with you, there's no fucking saving that.
What's the point?
Put the gold glamour on.
Wait, I'm not going to do it for you.
He's delayed, don't say.
Go and assume that.
Go and assume that, because that's delayed.
Go and assume that, because you're feeling kind of late.
Yeah, that's good, that.
That's something to talk about, fucking.
What do you think of my trim?
I think he's actually quality.
I think he took a big risk.
You've achieved something which is very hard to achieve.
Yeah, you follow through integrity being the key word. Yeah, and I think overall I think I'm out for you to get used to but
I like it. I think you got the impossible
I think you took yourself and been a lovely person to be fucking chubbed so you don't think you've done amazing notice
What do you think just honestly, mate? I think Buzz Lightyear is gonna be buzzing again. I think
Woody as well. I think he's gonna be fucking he's gonna be buzzing to see since back. Yeah other than that
I actually do think you look very good mate and the thing is you're a very handsome guy
you're out to pull off anything Michael. Oh thank you bro. I think Vecna is
currently shitting himself. Obviously you've now massive the upside down and I
think it's sharp as fuck. You look really good. Okay. Yeah they're all lying. Thank you
boys. Right I'll tell everyone, Chas. Well I reckon I'll give it a 7.8. Oh
that's a decent. Well as much as I love to give it a 6 or a 7 I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go 8x5.
Oh.
Well, that's what he says to all Andy, because it's scary.
I love you, me, and your closest friends.
I'm gonna give it a 4.
Oh, that's actually horrible.
I'm not a bit of a prick.
I'm being honest with you.
That's all right.
That's all right.
Go ahead, James.
Hey, did you all have an honest argument?
No, I did.
I did.
You're my rating.
Be honest, though.
Be honest.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I was gonna feel you, my uncle, the best angle to look at it from and judge
it from.
Go on.
I give it a seven.
I was like a fom from him.
Alright, thank you very much.
No worries mate.
But I wouldn't have rated your other one a seven.
I'd have rated it about a six.
Oh, so you think this is better?
Yeah.
Mum's life is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My last life is worse.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wonder if we can take that fight you look great.
Obviously, you're fucking your own 10,000 on the lab.
I'm hungry for me, right?
Yeah, yes, I'm hungry for you.
I'm hungry for you.
Yes, please.
I'm hungry for you.
No, it's only 500 collards.
I'm hungry for this one.
Just one round pot.
Do you need miles?
But the mild is even more spicy.
What's spicier?
Mild is like medium.
The pepper is fucking disgusting.
Do you want to go 11 o'clock in the herb now?
I didn't hear him, he's hotter than my other...
I said give me my mic, give me my mic.
Are you sure?
Do I climb?
Right, my mic.
I get played, get played.
Go on, go on, go on, go on.
Hey, I'm just waiting for you.
Oh, do you know what I was like?
Rocket League?
Rocket League!
I just can't wait for them to drop it.
My last bike for that one, mate, boys.
Feet?
Feet, feet, feet.
Someone's at the door.
Feet, feet, feet.
Right, boys.
I want to see what it is, is it?
Right here, the third one.
Oh my God.
It's not that bad!
What do you want me to say?
Somebody's going to get a job on this.
Oh my God.
It's quite bad.
Any chance?
I don't know.
You look like that Marko kid.
Ooh.
The band's a boxer.
You have that?
You're going to have that, boss?
Nah, his looks fresh.
Alright, we're good.
I shaved off my hair before my show
show on the 3rd of April. Call me if you want to see my trim.
Woo!
I don't listen to his music. That's funny.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
I saw your bus come and you saw mine.
It's there and I've been thinking about you.
Now you're so fine when you're the one that's had it.
I've been thinking about you.
Oh my God, you just caught it.
It's the best.
It's there.
Oh my God.
Buy your tickets now!
Buy?
They should be fucking free.
20, 20 sticks!
26! Yeah, 26!
I can't wait to go to your concert.
Oh my god!
Well, you just got a fucking horrible bite.
It's got a fucking car.
You put on your mum's life?
I put on your hair cut before.
Obviously better.
Oh my god, I'm seeing you.
It's too dramatic.
Your hair clips are all over.
Oh my god.
I've just seen 600 mentions.
I've had 600 mentions
I've been live and all
I've just got a bag there
Bali Bali over there
Ah London
I'm not London sorry
I've just seen
600 fucking
mentions
You had 15k watching
you get a term like that
that's all then so
There we go. We're fucking back. We're fucking rocking. We're rolling. Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour.
Oh, I'll tell you something. Oh, Chaz, chat. Beano fucking held his own up there. He held
his own, right? Beano held his own there. Fair play. I thought he might have bottled
I thought he might have bought a bit, but he fucking did well.
He did very fucking well, so fair play.
Right, we are going to chat me, Tayden, me, Ched and Jakey,
we're going to rock and leave for a little bit because there's a brand new season out.
So we're going to play rock and leave for a little bit.
And then also later we're going to IRL, doing the helmet game as well.
So that'll be fucking hilarious, I can't lie.
Should be good.
Did you get dressed in the dark today? You're funny.
Rathcourt and Rath have it at 12 months. I appreciate that a lot. Rath, thank you very much love your legend. Thank you so much
That is the brand new season there
I have pinned it Chaby. Do you want to check it out? Go go go go go go go continue it on the 10th of September
And earned twitch drops Tommy said two case of to get a buzz cut Tommy
What's the other one? I think an additional 2k chat. Has Pi arrived? I don't think he has at the minute. Let me message him.
There we go.
Oh, I see what it might make
Do you know?
Just Jake, thank you. That's not the one that was on the thing. Well, yeah, that's um, what do I say?
I do that. I think it was all right. I don't know. I think he's he suits it
I don't know quite good. It's not it's not horrible
You still tell these T's and that's the main thing in it really and it's nothing
I think con might be coming it down tomorrow
I'll have a look.
Corn, yeah, let me double check.
I think Corn might still be coming tomorrow.
Right.
Right.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't.
There we go.
Why don't you just go full bald?
I want to go full bald.
There we go.
Right, we're on screen.
Straight JSTPS5.
By the way, was Pye playing fucking Thomas the Tank Engine?
Or was that...
Are my fucking missing a trick here?
Was he doing it?
He actually was, weren't he, yeah?
Ha ha ha!
That was mental.
Right, let's get on Rocket League.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Unreal game, you all right, Leroy?
Leroy, mate?
Taze looks like...
Okay, Phil Douglas.
Also, chat in the new season on Rocket League, there's weekly tournaments where you can win
cash prizes, just so you know.
So if you are into fucking, pardon my language, if you are into playing some Rocket League
and some cast that are doing weekly tournaments, so that's actually pretty sick, can't lie.
Oh my God, no way.
See, I love this chat.
I absolutely love this chat.
Unreal.
Unreal.
Rocket League.
Why am I getting an intro like I've not already got me a count?
No, don't tell me I'm not going to have me a count.
Oh, it's because it's a new season innit?
I'm not on the right account.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Never I think it's called will you join the pop wise copies? Yeah, and it's trying to sound to me rocket League of camp
I'm very sticky.
Enjoying it now.
Hello? Hello?
Select... Oh no, your one.
Can't hear Discord, don't say that.
That's the change there.
Hi, are you okay mate?
Oh mate, I'm very well. I'm actually buzzing you. I actually love this game.
Son of a man, can't lie.
I don't turn, mate.
Chat, would you say Rocket League's had the biggest comeback ever?
Oh, yeah.
Out of all the games.
And all the games going.
Never even really, left really.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I hear that.
Well, Jorah's mad, right?
Like, when I was younger, I remember playing it,
but I could never, like, get the hang of it.
I just think I was, um...
and then maybe he's poor, bit shitting me fingers.
Yeah, well you're pretty bad at them now mate, I'm honest.
Mate, I'm sick at the game now you know.
Bam, look at that screamer.
Check that screamer out of his fingers.
Valkyrie, I wouldn't use those terms probably.
There we go.
Yeah, he's one of my head mods.
Right, the problem that we're having here
is I forgot my password.
So this is going to be interesting.
Bam.
On my password.
I missed.
Yeah, no, Cod's chat is done. Cod's done, mate.
Well, that's Chaz.
He's probably just read to his chat.
There we go. Bam!
Right. Are they trying to save the passwords?
That's nice. I didn't add that.
Called from me.
Bam.
But this is the first game I've played.
Is this the first game we've played in the house
is the boys over there obviously.
Uh, I mean, yeah, can we say so?
Last card was, yeah, yeah, the last elite card
was definitely that one.
Which one?
BL3?
BL2.
You know what?
I really like BL3, you know?
You know, I liked it, but it's not on their level.
I don't know, actually.
Oh, brilliant.
Mentor in for the goal.
Chase, chat.
I love both, but on stream it's just something different like nothing better than looking bottom left of my chat. Everyone's just rinsing the Okay, miss it. Let me do a gaming channel. I'll always see you. Okay, man.
I appreciate that. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you very much. Little is it a 170. Go on the
boy. Right. Bear with me, chat. I'm just, um, something to sign in there.
Oh, cold for me. And so it's going to send a confirmation to my old phone number. Oh,
that's helpful.
Oh, you know what another way a bit upset cuz I was learning all the cool shit to do now
I've kind of lost it a little bit. Yeah, but I can't I could have oh I can just use be those account
Unless oh you can't add me on there. I don't think can use us. I've already got one of
I don't think I do.
Alright, there we go.
Aww, I'd love it if my friend was loaded.
He's Wi-Fi really bad here.
Alright, alright.
Well, I've got you on this one, wasn't it?
No, no.
Alright, I've invited you, Jake.
Oh, thank you, mate.
No problem, mate.
There we go.
I had a key bind.
I've not seen I've not watched it all day. I've watched like 20 minutes
I mean it just exposes for them for the fucking dicks that they are made for much
Yeah, not it's not news to me. It's not breaking news. Yeah, I mean
And I'm not asking
No, actually
Oh, that's good that works
I can just see he is
speaking to yourself he's got a new lens I need to I need to it was one of these
not new lenses of all by one is it now yeah I only let him break otherwise he
holds the lens I'll do nice I don't think we're getting it back Jim not 90% of
males are not like that they're just a very bad representation of them a limits
23 mates sort of Canada go on the bike for the 80 my idea. Well, there's one course. He has me when does he lose the joke?
For the best after in the world. There we go
Oh, it's what you mean is all you're about Lewis. They say so anything did I
Well, part of each other's rocket leaves updating right or you join me. Jake. You'll do a quick job
Gather 239 make one the bike. Thank you, bro
I mean, yeah, let's go. Oh, you've got the life. Nice. Oh, I reckon I think it's quite
well, the tournament starts in 12 minutes. Three three. Oh, in now long, two minutes,
12 minutes. So, Chas, it might
actually be alright. Alright,
okay. Let's do a quick warm-up
game. Right. Alright, let's do
competitive, but don't you better
not ruin me rank. Oh, you've
not even got one. Oh, no, I
don't. I'm not so we go. Yeah,
I saw a bit of that. I'm not
seeing much. Apparently, Van
Van Veen weren't the weren't
well, mate. This is why this
is why you pulled out. So,
the fact he's got Jordan branded items it just
I've not seen this you can put on top of your
car it's fucking it's sick I know you're not the
best at this but please I'm actually better than you
Taylor don't make the one be one year in bar she
made jailed ox actually won't embarrass you
You got to hit me. Go on, Jake.
Fates. Fates all that. I hit that, Jake.
Fates, is it, yeah?
Yeah.
In the box, Jake.
In the box.
Oh, dear.
Oh, no.
I've gone to our box. You have to get that, Jake.
But where are we? I've got to take it again.
I've not. I've got it away.
Nice.
You just keep going. Go in the box.
Yeah. I'm in the box.
I'll call for me.
You're not in the box. You're not in the box.
You in the half. Where are you going?
Are you getting the box, then?
Get in the box!
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Are you all right here?
I think he just lagged.
I think it's because Chazer.
I got it.
I did it.
Oh, my God.
I am genuinely bound.
Oh, my God, Jake.
Oh, my God.
Come on!
Come on now.
Thank you.
All right.
Come on.
By the way, if Chaz comes on, right, we start losing.
It's Chazer's fault.
You go.
100%.
We need a prediction, please, mods.
Thank you.
Who's the winner?
I can turn to their teams
See me now. Oh, miss. Oh my god. Oh, I'm lucky
Well, that's how I play think you would do it. Oh, no
It's nice
You've got it. Yeah
Yeah, we play like you do sir. No, you were there Jake. No, I was on the bench remember
I think you've just been blown up Jake yeah I was on my cold nice you like
Chas.
Somebody's problem, somebody's good man.
They think you like a candle, look.
Is this a new one?
Yes, it's the same game.
Oh, you like a candle?
Yeah.
Er, yeah.
Right, back inside.
James, any chance you do something, rather than lighting candles?
Oh my God, I love this game.
Chas, what about you?
Have you seen that the weekly tournaments are like cash prizes?
We're about a new one.
So we could win cash prizes with our rocket.
Oh, Jordan featured item from season twenty-three.
He's off! You've got to be shitting my ass!
Oh, that's not very rocket league.
Yeah, can you...
It's not like it has.
No, mate, alright.
Jakey, you're actually awful.
Am I awful? I'm doing probably all the teamwork.
You're awful, I know.
Get back! Get back!
Please get involved.
Oh, wait, he's actually half decent, I can't lie.
He's like you
Yeah, it's a ball now
Let's go
Yeah, you don't like this deal with you deal, but I actually love it. I prefer when it's like this. Do you prefer when it's more zoomed in?
No, I've had it for me. I prefer I can see more on Valkyrie
Yeah, Charles put Glock on but I can't right now. I can't
I'll tell you.
No, because just sometimes like she gets to that, she gets to that, um, silly.
Where were you?
Jake, you can't cure.
I'll tell you where were you?
That's my fault.
I'm just gonna wait.
I'll tell you.
He's missed the ball.
He's getting better.
He says it's have a look.
Oh my lord.
How dare I hit a dummy.
I mean, told you.
Oh, you're a murderer.
You're a murderer.
You're a murderer.
You're a murderer.
You're a murderer.
You're a murderer.
You're a murderer.
You're a murderer.
You're a murderer.
Absolutely man. Oh my god. No, I just got speed up. Like
They're over it. We can't even bother the five mugs brother. Look at Shazam installing the game though
Like a 700 make a big download. Yes, Jay. Go on the boy
You want the boy? He's in what he does. What he does is what he does
Boys boys boys. I've got these candles that unreal go go go. Why are you not going?
What are you not going?
what candles they're from are really from oh no they're white bomb they're
from bathroom body works okay in the box Jim get in the box yeah get the
I'll get it. Oh shit. Oh no. Get it in the box then. Get in the box then. Cut it in
the, cut it in the boost. You're caught. Cut it in the fucking boost. Get it in, get it
to me. Here we go. Binch. Oh no. It's gone deep. Fine. Fine. Get her deep. No. Oh it's fine we're still
winning. One minute, one minute, one minute. Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I want to see him.
Ball chasing, changing donut. Yeah, fair enough, I'm ready. You're saying you're not wrong.
Don't give me that. Oh, did Aaron not bring me glasses? Go and go to the ball.
Okay, call. So basically I was in a position where I don't go for the ball.
Yeah, but it might be because I don't want to do it, because I know what I'm doing.
Do you?
What's that?
Throw in the middle by these gants.
Throw it in the middle.
There you go.
Oh my god.
Oh my lord, he's actually a part of it.
Yeah, I mean, it's just like your 40 pound Tory candles.
Did you recommend that we buy them candles for 40 bucks?
Oh my god.
It's fine, it's fine.
Get it up, Jake.
I'll stay back, just take it to the corner.
Alan, you should be lighter.
He should be lighter then, Chas.
It's run out anyway, I couldn't even like, candle.
Oh, I'm gone. Mine was orange, not red anyway, I'm so sorry.
I think Pino's got it.
Hang on, the red one's mine, I've not had that to time.
Yeah, it's run out.
I was wondering, oh, that's good then, but I'm not fucking used it once.
Sorry, it's fucking good.
Then I'd use that once.
I'll clear it.
Oh, my God, no.
See what I'm saying, and it's silly, why are you doing this?
Just because you say what I'm saying, and it's silly, why are you doing that?
No.
Oh, my God.
Jake, you're here.
Oh, no!
Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Get it, I got it.
No!
Yes.
Come on!
Well, he's changed.
Oh, Marlon, drink it in one minute.
Hey, Marlon, what's up, dude?
Hey, what's up, man?
You OK, Marlon?
What's you doing?
Oh, play Rocket League in a minute.
What are you doing, dude?
Hey, listen, Diggs, look what I'm at.
Oh, you got a ball league.
Nice.
How are you finding it?
Good. Amazing.
I'm going to use my advice, bro. You've done this now and you've done pretty good.
We have.
Some advice, okay? Your team has to play with intensity.
It has to be aggressive.
And they have to want it more than the other team.
And game changers are a huge part of it, Marlon.
If they're not focused on game changers, you will lose every single game.
really yeah I promise you now so there's one called 3 play yeah but when
you're defending make sure you have one goalkeeper and two defenders okay and
And when you're attacking, have three attackers, but if the attackers lose the ball, they're
going to concede because obviously there's no goalkeeper.
So they have to get the shot off.
Yeah, there's like 30 seconds, 20 seconds on it.
You either go 2-1-2, if you want to be entertaining, attacking, pressing, or if you just want to
be boring and sit back 3-2, 2-1-2, depending on your goalkeeper, kind of yes, kind of no,
but at the end of the day you either want to entertain the crowd or you want to play
boring football, what would you want to do?
I want to entertain, but I want to win.
Okay, I like that. What place did you come last season?
What place did you come from last season?
we finished third? Yeah, yeah. Second one. Oh, I think we, I think.
Funny. That is weird, isn't it? Yeah, but that's because I was, that's because I was
away when in the jungle. Exactly. Exactly.
So what's your prediction for this season?
This season we get top four and then we go and win it.
Okay.
Shall we have a competition? Whose team finishes higher?
Let's do it. Let's put some on it.
Alright, let's put a five grand on whose team finishes higher.
Five grand. Who is team finished higher?
Yeah, yeah.
I've just put me phone on my dick you just you just want me off the man. Sorry. Fuck off.
Fuck off. Fuck off.
Oh sorry about that man.
Back to the best game in the world, Rock-A-League!
We love Rock-A-League!
We love Rock-A-League! We love Rock-A-League!
We love Rock-A-League!
Rocket League. Rocket League. Rocket League. Rocket League. Rocket League. Come on.
Hey I just put with, oh! One more member and you have not met the requirements.
Oh, we can't do that. Yeah, but Jake is not an opponent. Oh, oh.
You're joking. Come on, Jake's blocking. No, I'm on Stage Four now. Let me see what
I've got to do. I've got to play 15 online matches, get 15 saves, complete strike
at training. Or your only 10 scenes to win online matches.
We won't be finishing. We'll get top ten anyway.
There you go. There you go.
Thank you, Anthony.
How many teams are there in the ball?
The ball in the UK is 12 teams.
Okay.
Right, I'm ready.
Yeah, I'm ready as well. I'm ready up for you guys.
I'm born ready.
You got the ready up.
Let's go for it, you do.
Hey, Maloy. It's given a 22.
Brad, given a 16, mate.
Just go for it, guys. Just have a blast.
Do you like the internet? The internet's internetting today.
Yeah, it's weird.
Why is it working?
I don't know, that can't be right.
It says that there's new training focus, tools and interface elements
are happy to help you make more strategical decisions in game.
Well, that's the thing. It is true, Ginge.
He's going.
I'm going.
There you go.
I might have to get some rocket league points on
so I can get the new BM.
I did a fake.
Nice.
Well, what no doubt in nine seconds, that's not the best.
Yeah, that's poor for mother cat line. Okay, so really what am I supposed to do in that scenario is my question
Guys I'll be honest I missed the ball. Right Chazza you go for it Chazza you go for it
Come on, come on. Shout Wendy's style and the American one. I'll say Jim Portacis
Jack and yeah, we'll do the also scores goals
hit down the line. I feel like my boost he's missed the ball. No you missed the ball before
he hit it. Ginger squared it! Someone's got to tap it in boys. I've hit it off the
wall. Nice jeep. Get his back in again, get his back in again. It's not back in, it's
barely hit. Is it not, is it not, is it not? Go through me. I've done it, I've done
I can't be doing all these fakes boys, no one put the ball in the way.
Why are you hitting me, Jake?
Can I get the ball off me?
It's time boys, looking for the shelves.
Cheers, shelves.
Let me go all the way.
By the way, if we have to play football...
Right, it would be nice to just fucking run into my back.
Yeah, you wish.
What?
I've got this free touch look at that on the line he's just bought us the ball I haven't
he's not Jakey did Jakey actually did Jakey actually did by the way Jakey getting the
game oh my god please tell me I was 38 points what the hell it's all out coming in it's
like alright now look I'm going for it there but there's nothing more I can do
We're not being aggressive towards each other.
Yeah, there's been too much agression today.
Especially when Tate is out cut.
Fucking shit on him.
He looks like he's asleep.
Yeah, care what you say mate.
Nice chance.
Pats him as if he's not the biggest piss taker as well.
Mate, I'm not even joking. Grim was doing my air.
He tried fucking my trim up.
I'll say he gives it and can't take it. I've said it.
He said it now. I'll go and tell him.
In the box, someone give it in the box.
We're going to run through here.
Nice. Nice little pinch. I've got it.
Water going off the wall.
On the side. I saw him looking.
Put him back in.
Yeah, I don't like further views.
If you choose him down in my opinion, I've got it.
I bet it's that wrong, actually.
Hey, Brad, probably a little bit more of my gopher, in fact.
It'll take much to fuck up G.
Nicely.
Yeah, it is, watch it.
That's a ball, boys.
That's a ball.
It's a great ball.
It's a great finish.
And big, big, amazing free two.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Got the ball.
We're still one behind.
We're still one behind.
That's what you're going to vote.
Oh my god, it's got a fucking galaxy! Go on, what the hell!
Oh my camera's on here.
Charlie's going to mess up after this chat.
You're good at rockin' and lead these, don't blame me for everything. Thank you, mate.
Just read and play commentaries.
I'm a...
He's happy for no reason, Geoff.
Nice one, Joe.
I'm not going to win, boys.
Get it away, as he says on the other team.
And he talks about anyone not aiming!
We need a goal we got one minute one minute finish. Oh my god. Oh my god. You are awful in the box. Oh my god
He's not really though
You're awful I can't you just miss that you could have just cut us a game
Get it
I've got no beast. I've got no beast. I got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.
Someone go for it. Jake.
Oh my.
Put it back in now. 45 seconds.
Oh my god.
I'm out. I get it.
Oh my god.
Gotta get there. Gotta get there.
Nice one, Jake.
Oh.
Jake's done it again. You serious?
Jake's done it again.
That's that. I'm the best player in this pitch.
Hold on.
What are you doing there?
They're all ball chasing you, which chat, I know.
Can we do a poll through the worst players, please, chat?
Well, I just have to make it save that.
Oh my gosh. Oh, I thought I got over both of them.
Ginger?
He's right there.
I think he's on my right.
Would you guys like to come mindchats?
Nah, I'm all right. I thought, man.
Go on.
Why not?
Why not? Why in there?
Right.
Well, I can buy a chat with JT Davis when he's got to rock up these things every single day.
He's like saying, not me!
I guarantee your chat scene is you as well.
No, my chat is the same as that.
Keep it in there.
Probably.
What? Is he saying?
Four people in my chat have said no.
Spike here comes in, bro. I'll hit that.
I am nice. Perfect.
Thank you very much. I appreciate all feedback. Thank you, mate.
Appreciate that a lot, man. Thank you.
It's just me, myself and I going right into the ladder.
Right, right away singing after we just lost the game.
Right, because of the lobby, I need to do the camera.
He's in a Man United watch on tomorrow.
Man United and I have dreams tomorrow.
Oh, my God, they are, they actually are.
Bournemouth.
Oh, Bournemouth away.
Oh, at eight o'clock as well.
I actually didn't know.
Easy win, easy win, man, yeah, I said.
Easy win, easy win, I say!
Easy win, easy win, I say!
That's the first game all season.
I didn't know we were playing this week.
I thought it was FA Cup or something this week.
I don't know why that was a win. I just thought it was.
He's only big games this week.
Walks! Let's get a build on!
Right, I'm ready to play me, but I've just got a...
I'm ready to press up quickly.
Let's go and I'm just doing the camera settings.
Walks, you don't sell that to anyone else, by the way.
What is it? What's he got for you?
One of them.
What's his name? Walks.
Walks Breaks.
Walks Breaks, I'll buy it off you.
Shut up, you fucking dick.
Oh
Oh
What time's that that's on Sunday quarter past two just like it's coming a good boy
Oh
You the shame of not playing the weekly tournaments to win calf prizes. That's poor for me
But yeah, hey, you're gonna rocket League
Also
Uh, J.K., you always, uh, the bat, because it's definitely not a 1 out of 10.
Is it not?
No.
Oh, you, I was the 20 gifted each.
I, I knew, I, I knew the thumbnail.
J.K., you were the 20 gifted each, you dick.
I was the 25, you know what I mean?
You must be off your head if you gifted yourself 20 before that.
Oh, right, no, no, no.
If we're doing this, Ginge, what about when I do come,
I've got a lot of chance to take a load off you and I've never had because you were due to the 110 and you took an extra 20 on top, you took 130.
Let's keep integrity here because I've done you at all since living in this house.
What do I say now? Can you invite me please?
Oh, it's me again. Yeah, this is getting a gamer. Yeah, me games fellas. That's why I'm inviting me
I've invited you. Thank you to the 25
Go on James my fucking game. I didn't say I'll be a 1 out of 10. I said it won't be a 10 out of 10 as well. No, you didn't
What an absolute go you said one or two out of 10 is what you said. Wait, what is it? I don't know I can't check
Probably not tonight DJ
my fucking goat thank you gins no worries mate right whenever you ready
let's go Jake let's go let's go come on so what's that what I'm gonna say Jake
will win and then Taddle come and we'll lose. That's not true because I'm actually not that bad.
Over the Newcastle versus Sunderland this week, very true Abbey.
Mark's trying Q-Songs for the 5-0, you're a goal. And there's Matt on 5-15 months as well.
Oh there, my camera's straight in. Straight in. More Rocket League camera there.
More season 23 Rocket League camera. Out now.
I don't know. Man, I've got a bare-angle. I'm fake.
I think it's a sensitivity. It needs up in it, I think.
Fake. I'm only playing PC.
In the box!
No, get it in the box then, mate.
I'm back to flaking. I'm...
I put it in, I put it in, I put it in.
Oh, what a bomb.
Oh, nice. That's all. We're
going to hit him. Oh, my God.
I cut. Oh, I'm back. I'm back. You go,
Jake. I'll cover up. I got one.
Oh, I care about his money in the
I'm proud of you, Chas. Oh my gosh, Chas. Back in, back in, I said it. What a ball.
Oh my god
No song for like the rubbish from my go back man
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. It's what I do. It's what I do.
In my new Colville, in my new Colville, new season design fennec. It is unbelievable.
Oh God. My new stream on March.
It's the best in the world, Brad. Chill, I know.
It's very accurate. I'm missing one of my lights because it's out of the teams room. I'm going to get out of this game.
J.P. you play it.
I'll take care of it.
Yeah, sorry.
Just like that, back into the mixer.
There we go.
Nice.
Go on, Charlie, the gifted.
So thank you so much, mate.
Go on, Charlie.
J.K.!
Walk them in!
Oh!
They don't come with a great shot.
I don't want to free them.
Yes, Zion, you go.
Back in the box.
Oh!
You missed it.
Back in the box.
Back in the box.
Oh, my God, please. No.
Yeah.
It's actually what I do, by the way.
What's this for a finish?
Well, look at the pins for me and jazz.
Chaz, you're cooking. Chaz, I'm looking for a slim today.
Chaz, genuinely, how much weight have you got?
Chaz.
No, I'm not.
Yes, camera man, Chas.
Jakey, go, Jakey, go, Jakey, go!
That's us, y'all.
It's up there, it's up there.
Oh my god.
Cold for me, that's actually really good for both of us.
Oh my god, no.
Two in the P-lamp, Blake.
I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.
Yeah, I'm on.
Boy, it's the 2v1, put the ball in the fucking net!
Oh my god, Jakey's hitting the wrong way.
Jakey's hitting it the wrong way.
Bro, sometimes you gotta reset.
Is that an issue?
Yeah.
I'm talking about the people, though.
I'll do everything.
Thank you.
Oh, check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
Check that out.
That's it, isn't it?
Yeah.
This is right, guys.
Refresh my stream, what do you mean?
Whenever I play T, you're all playing again.
Yeah, this is a good server.
It's also just dead at the minute.
I just tell you for actual GTA, like, Jenny.
Yeah, I actually can't.
Mate, being a streamer when GDA5 dropped would have been unbelievable.
Oh my god, imagine what would have been like this.
It'd have been endless.
Finish us!
Yeah, 4LT.
Come on, that was good for me.
It was a radical Sunday, mate.
That was good for me.
Take your turn without playing, mate.
Well, what's this?
By the way, tell me my clan hasn't got aura.
And I'm seven.
Shit.
Yeah, I'm inside of his club.
And I'm nine.
I'm nine.
They're seven out of seven.
I'm going to chill as I'm nine.
What the hell is he doing?
What the hell is he doing?
What the hell is he doing?
What the hell is he doing?
Never kid.
I'm just kidding.
One chance left to George that.
I got him.
I got him.
You play the hell in the game after this pilot, guys.
I can't do that.
The hell in the game.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
What am I?
No chances to have won!
Have you gone?
Dumb it if you are. What a dummy that is by the way.
You've missed it as well.
Genuinely, what is going on?
This actual game itself is just very weird.
I mean they've had three players quit in the last three new players.
I don't know about this game yet. Even if you're losing, you're still having fun.
I mean, could you literally anything could happen?
I wouldn't say you're having fun.
Nah, I shouldn't say you would.
It depends if you have money or not, I'll be honest.
I would, I would.
What was that?
All USA ballers.
I might have a bunch of them, look.
He's on top of course for me, all of these bars.
6-0 by the way, off forwards, you must be one of the worst teams to ever create track of this.
Oh no, no, no, we've still got some welds in this game.
Cole.
Recently challenged me.
He's behind the start, isn't he?
He's half now, man. He's not even started yet, he's gone rich.
Isn't it? On time, he's stalled.
He's made me half now, I'm pretty sure.
Oh yeah, I know, but he's, um, it's not, it's not foreign, it's not foreign,
England is it? That means it might be.
I'm not! I think a lot of their audience will be Europe.
Probably, yeah.
Hold on there.
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come on, go on then.
Lin!
You're the one.
Come on, boys.
I don't know if I've been knocking on the mind.
You've actually got me far in square there.
What a prick.
I actually thought I was going to knock on the door,
and I can't look at it.
Chat.
Hey, Josh, do you want some of my...
Right, back up to the menu,
so I can go ahead and go.
So I can go and get my other light.
I'm easy like a Sunday morning.
What's your favorite day of the week?
I think my next might be some day, you know.
What's that? My favorite day of the week?
Oh, favorite day of the week is easily Saturday.
Really? I'm more of a Sunday guy, you know.
You used to be a Friday now, I'm more of a Sunday guy.
Tuesday. You are at Caden. I felt like Friday is good, Jack, because the vibe is high, because
you know it's your last day at work. And obviously, like, it's like, it's your first
night of the week, making goals better and not stress.
What's your favourite day of the week, chat?
Sunday is like the worst day because...
Sunday's the worst because you've got to go back to work the next day.
I'd agree, but that's changed now obviously for us.
Well, well, for me.
Or my favourite is...
Bicambino would go for me because...
I'm chatting the line up in Friday's my favourite. I love a Friday.
Someday's my new favourite.
One sec, chat, Shakespeare.
I do love a Friday.
Chill times be relatable, Chats.
Chill, no ho-co, no.
Man, you've had to score work.
I used to not be sick, that chat.
Chat, by the way, look what I've just picked up.
Chat, W or L?
Let me know in the chat.
Is it going to focus, or is it that?
Declan Rice logo Fracture, one of one.
Say something bad and get the sponsor stream cancelled.
I've got to say something really bad.
Really bad, really bad.
Bido.
Oh, hello Chazha.
How are you, bro?
Chazha, I'm pretty good, how are you?
I'm fucking fantastic, bro.
Thank you so much.
No, why am I saying thank you?
I've seen all of us.
I'm trying to speak here and I can hear myself and take you through the mic.
You want to do it yourself?
I'm a Jake-ish, eat a heartache right here until he gets food.
I've been trying to learn to practice, but it's a one-on-one Declan rice, exactly, bro.
And I can't lie, the price...
I don't think it's that bad.
1.3 for a one-on-one Declan rice, I don't think that's...
Ah, I can't lie.
That's what the two fives do.
uh uh should get a bundles league
well
jakey come back
yo i just want to cry
ellie's a bop
use his teeth during slopes
that's all i know nice it's quite a good song to be fair
by the way, James, the car just picked up on my stream.
I'm going to minute.
What will you say, W or L?
Oh, I don't know.
Let's have a look.
I want to put it up.
Where is it?
I can't really see if it's focused.
That is it.
Are they here?
They're not.
Is that the one I want?
One-on-one Decker Rashford Logo Fractal.
No, we've got a signature on it.
Yeah, I know. Some of them done.
There you go. I want it.
Barber G want it anyway.
Exactly. I'm fine. I want it. Terrible.
Yeah, you haven't got it. I've got it.
Yeah, exactly.
Are we ready, boys?
No, no, no. I'll find it. I'll find it.
AHHHHHHHHH!
What are you doing?
Well done, son. You got me. Well done, mate.
You did actually get me there, fair play.
I can't see that.
Oh, can I have a wooden one, please?
Say, being up, thanks, mate.
How much do I got if you win?
Two versus.
There you go, go on.
I'm going to have one, say this.
Joe, playing out was just going to be in food.
I'm just leaving my room, and I have to go to the other rest.
You lazy, faulty bastard.
Lazy bastard, but if you win, mate, come on.
Right, mate?
Should we play the game instead of just trying it?
Yeah, absolutely.
But I'm not in control.
Oh, shit, I am out.
You are the leader mate.
Sorry I'm sorry, wait for this shit.
Oh wait, where and... oh there you go.
Boys!
Yo.
You talk to me.
I'm not going to leave you the moment, okay?
Yeah, that could be vertically bad for me.
Go on then, talk to me.
You talk to me, Taze.
Till tomorrow, obviously, I'm filming, er, the part, I believe so.
Yeah, good for you, let's do it.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I'm going to wow the party, yeah?
Yeah.
And I've ordered, okay one of the requests is all of the boss players need to meet a
best man speech, to see how fucking far he's going to go.
Alright okay, I can do that.
No not wing it.
Wing it?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I've written down on paper.
This is bad, this. We're going to get out of here.
We're going to lock in, lock in, lock in.
We're going to get some in there big time.
We're going to watch it on the day.
Don't touch the chalala.
And it comes again!
I'm just going to tell you this, just as a friend here, right?
Chalala just touched the chalala.
What?
Uh-huh.
It's not on that gun.
He said, I'll tell you this, he just touched the chalala.
Isn't it?
Chalala just touched the chalala.
Does it stop begging it, bro?
You just...
You didn't say stop begging it.
I did not say that so why are you lying? Why are you lying?
Why are you lying?
You're a liar! You're a liar!
What was that for?
Oh no, boy, boy, boy!
I'm here, boys, don't worry.
Oh, man.
He's flying like a wader, look at him!
Ran it, start, what was that even mean?
Even me looking for our picture, bro. Well, what was that?
You made me play poor gamer. Yeah
I said the typically to go
You don't make I'll save it. I'll please
That fucking run me drink
No, no taste they're gone, please
Come on, get him. Come on.
What the fuck, he's not fit.
Oh, he's a good guy.
He's out of town, you fucking drinks!
Why is he shouting?
Why are you drinking so aggressive?
Oh, that's great, like that.
This is a hazy thing with a bend.
I can't lie, Jake, he's got a crock of nasty little things to do.
Yeah, 100%.
I wonder if there's some.
Yeah, I wonder if there's some.
Yeah, that's the thing, Charlie.
It's because of V-Bot.
It's because of V-Bot.
One in the chat, if you're a V-Bot,
can we also ban Charlie,
if he's a badass, please.
One in the chat, if you're a V-Bot,
thank you. Just the chat, as he knows
that we're V-Bot.
We knew you would rock it, leave chat.
No, you weren't asking if your V-Bot stopped attacking.
We know you're that, there you go.
out. Yeah, wrong chart. We used to. Oh my god, take some of Josh's skills there. Yeah,
I've got to do, yeah. There was actually people at the OGP for getting the action, but yeah,
there was. I mean, he worked well. Why is no one putting the work in? That's the one.
I was out of the stream. If we get back in, we're actually to the right.
Right, I can't help it. They're getting to every ball before that.
Oh, that's good. They're not. What a save from me.
Look at this for dribbling. There you go. Set you up.
No, you didn't.
I do get to him with the nose that long.
Chat, he's hosting the American one. Any good holds?
Well, Spee's not got a team. He's like a president of it.
It's like he's not the KSI, not really.
Oh, nice one.
Oh, my god, big burp.
It's alright, I recovered it. It's alright, I'm like the recovery.
What's the recovery for the other team?
Get them away!
Brilliant.
Sincerely.
Down the line.
Got a chance.
Hang on, hang on.
That's how you score, that's how you score!
That's how you score, that's how you score.
Chill the fuck out, Corkshot.
That's how you score, boys.
I'm looking this for me.
The monitors have just been ordered.
What are you monitoring?
Oh, I get it.
Probably you man.
Couch.
Yeah.
Have a look at it.
Have a look at it.
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness!
Look at this!
Look at that watch!
Yeah, I'm tapping. I'm tapping. Is that what I'm on about? I'm tapping.
Aww, I'm tapping.
Pointing that.
Give on from behind.
Oh, wow. Very lucky.
No, there goes Chas, no.
Nice.
Hit him on the counter when he's expecting it.
Oh, oh my God, I'm done it.
Rocket League!
You're a fucking idiot!
That's not very Rocket League, is it?
You're an idiot! You are a moron!
You're a dweeb!
You're a imbecile! You're a parcel!
Absolutely imbecile!
I know.
Finally don't show him somewhere.
We're not for family life.
And if we were, we'd be a bloody broken one of this, right?
Hey, go and sit in front of the primer!
He's kind of got him in his hat.
He just slid the devil's alone, pal.
Oh, he has a primer as well.
Thank you to hit me here. I'm going to run that in the box.
No, don't don't hit again.
Do it relax. See there you go. You don't you hit it away.
There you go. Come on bro. I'll chill you can hold.
Oh, I missed it.
When I play sweeper people, we go and actually see.
Nice.
Go, go, go.
Oh my god, no way.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
He's in, and he sits there on 86 points at the bottom, he's the worst on the top.
Is he on someone today?
I don't know if he's surprised if I scored a bonus, but that's just what I've got inside
me.
In the box?
I think that's what this is.
Still in the box boys there.
Not the busy.
They're not called the both boys, they're called the both boys.
Go on, Jack, get it up.
Flick around TJ.
Ah! Shazza!
Jake you genuinely, you're an imbecile.
Yeah, genuinely Shazza, you're the...
You're the power shawry time!
I had a better angle.
Yeah, I got the right camera now, Jack.
I've got my one stream on, Jack.
Go.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh my god, you're just setting up.
Get it out! Get it out!
I've got it out, I've got it out. One more.
Oh my god no.
He's hit!
Oh sorry.
We were at the center of that putt in the ball.
That was completely there.
Jakey, by the way.
Jakey, by the way.
Jakey, by the way.
Hang on a minute.
Alright mate.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Let me see if this one works.
Oh, boys, I've just seen a before of Taze's hair. It looks so much better.
It doesn't look bad.
Like, he's new one, but like...
Who's fault was it?
What the fuck, man?
Who's fault was it?
Mine.
Completely mine.
All your fault.
I'm useless. I'm nothing.
Who's the worst player on the team?
Me. Me.
Who's the worst player on the team?
Me. I'm going to move out tonight.
You're going to move out?
Yeah, I'm going to move out tonight.
You promise?
Yeah, I'm going to go back home.
I'm going to go back home.
What's in there?
Nothing. Nothing.
10 of the strips are mine, aren't they?
No. Yeah.
They're mine, aren't they?
Yeah, they're yours.
I don't know.
They're mine as well now.
Yeah, they're all yours.
All mine, isn't it?
Yeah.
All of it.
All of it.
You should read this one.
You got IBS no I shouldn't know what I do am I catch it what IBS yeah, it's not really
We're running over game running over game
Right boys all we need to do right
What's the size?
JK!
Oh!
Is Jinji even in this game?
Yeah.
Let's go!
Alright, 20 seconds in there, let's go!
Nice.
In the bottom, USA got all the same game changes.
Can't do that, won't they?
They probably got an American football version.
That would actually be totally radical, man.
That's pretty epic games. Oh my God. That was very funny. You did that. You did that.
You did the fake. Because that was nearly really bad. I'll put it in, lads. What was
What?
I'm just a United Team mate, what do you mean?
Get it up!
Nice go!
One more!
Oh mate.
Oh mate.
Oh my god, why'd he stop like that?
Oh mate.
What are you doing Chaz?
Oh God Chaz.
Chaz is part of the fucking zone.
Chaz what are you doing?
Hello?
What?
Hello Chas, anyone there?
No.
What are you doing there?
Can you hear me?
We lost Chas.
Yeah, we can hear you mate.
Hello, sorry I was lacking, I was lacking.
Yeah, yeah.
What if it just been a right?
Yeah, you know it's not.
He used the liver.
He did, he did actually use the liver.
You just head back out the box like what are you actually good for?
You're honestly a self-made Jake.
What good for? I'm going to go down as well, nice one.
What are you actually good for Jake?
Jake, you actually make me hate life.
Jump mad at us.
Not very rocket league is it?
You just make me despise life.
Shhh.
Controllers are going to be in a salad.
You're the son of a...
Brother Raid Costa.
Alright.
He's back in America now. Two couple of...
Two couple of cubes of ice.
Double cup, about three cents.
Boys, I want a black coffee machine for you.
Is that...
Anyone want to chip it?
Finish it please.
Oh my god, you're actually ass.
No way!
You're ass!
Oh my god that's falling from there.
Stop swearing at me!
Please don't come back in with a go.
Oh my god Jake.
Go.
Nice job.
Oh my god Finn.
Yes sir.
That was nice.
Thank you.
It is it.
Jace you're the best, you're well better than Junjun Jake.
I'm fully aware Braden.
gold you have got to be bigger actually. No way Rose. I'm going to pay for a fake chat now.
No it's not. What is a fake chat? It's the best of the team we've tried.
Yeah definitely a fake chat. Want to be one with him? Please.
Can you take the chat I'm doing? No Jake, not this again.
What are you doing? Can you get rid of pink please? I don't like it. Go back to your other colour.
Oh wow. Interesting. Dictating on what colour his chat is now.
You're the best on the team.
Bro.
Chat, what in the chat got you on the best?
I actually am.
What in the chat are we looking?
There you go, there you go.
Thank you chat.
Okay, please mate.
please. I'll put it in the box again. The prediction is for the next game chat, the next game chat what
on the get pins and needles in it feel really weird as you about having that attack. It could be
less down feels really weird.
Er, left.
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't have a heart that much, come on.
I'd rather not have one, but...
Yeah, it's one of those ones.
Corey, could you give me one more fill, I think?
Probably a few.
You bet.
Oh, my God.
What?
Right.
I'll save you.
Ready, I know.
Here I come.
Right.
The best two words play out on me and the boys.
In the crowd, the music's loud.
I
Saved the first one look
One be one me after this game, then if you bad one be one after this game
safe enough and I'll play the winner 400
all right yes I'm
wait I'm sure the goal is smaller than America's
what about the luxury of the chat
I am much smaller now they are suffocating America's bottle
what about it's a good so it's a fine law of the NYPD to make sure the
ball away having a small enough no no it's the LSD is it that's in Miami guys can we
uh can we wrap this up please those nets are way too small
yeah can we end this event please go go go
grass creep creep creep creep creep creep creep
all right let me smack jim's on come on and jim jim's on
come on then you can think you're out
Come on, come on!
You're on, enough!
Wait a minute, I'll set this up.
Yep.
James, you must be in connection, mate.
It's simply a mod for everything.
Drive to the aerial, I can't make it.
Let me get some game plan for the chat.
Go for it, mate.
That's embarrassing.
Game plan with chat.
I've created it.
I've created it.
I'm going to be honest. I think...
I mean, no disrespect but I do smell a bottle from you.
Yeah, it's five bit, Norris.
I like being that way.
It is my motivators, baby.
Right, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Tank is still in the line, coming up.
Right.
Hey, Johnston!
You're on the wrong side, dog.
5
Alright here we go
Go
Yeah
Go
Here we go
I'll hit it, I'll hit it to you
Oh my god here we go
I hit live and then the video will be super slim
God shit, James
What the shit's it mate?
I hope you don't shit it with anything
Just like that, it's 1-0 already to me.
What did I say? What did I say?
Don't give me a second to think!
Don't give me a second to think!
Jake, he's talking like that, please.
Go.
I was trying to have an achievement for the commentator, but I couldn't do it.
I've got respect for my opponents, you got a mean chat.
We're a part of our great 50-50, get 4-0 to price.
You
Go oh my god
He's getting back. He's picking boys up and getting to the final, I know it's you.
Alright, we're gonna be stream still on that.
Is that what it's attached by, yeah?
Yeah, please.
It is, yeah.
Oh.
I'm a backer.
Oh, I think Mike. Mike left a little bit as well. Mike was doing the voice.
Yeah, Mike just went dead quiet, there.
Yeah, I weren't talking to you, sir. I'm muted.
We back now, chat, yeah?
That was very worth flagging.
I'm doing the healing again, nice, we'll have to look at it.
These all need sensors, I don't rate them.
Nah, alright, thanks mate.
They are horror.
What am I doing?
Because we have a game shouting, fuck you man, you little bastard.
keep it out of your jujutsu come on
we're doing that then, lock him
lock him lock him
You know what I need to do if I'm going to lock in as simple as that, ain't hard.
You can't go right there Chas, you can't go right there Chas!
SHALL I GET ME COME ON!
Boys, I'll say it.
It's poor.
It's really, really poor.
It's poor isn't it.
Don't forget after this boys you got to play the master I'm not playing you.
Yeah you have to.
It is not, oh my god what a save.
There it is you boys to open.
Don't push your man mate.
I'll rock it Leeds.
not Jamie. Jack, will you rank you the best and worstest please? Best me, second worst,
Chaz, third worst, and the worst, take it. Nah, from that. You like him? He's a jammy
fucker. Not good mate, not good. Good talent. One GD, two Blue Whale, three Fanta. Ah, brilliant.
Thank you.
I think Chaz is the best.
We can just hold on here, Chaz, we can just hold on here.
I think I'm second, I think Jinger's the worst.
Well that's why you're just off to your register, clearly.
Let's have a 1v1.
How can Chaz be the best if I'm beating him?
I mean, come on mate.
Come on me mate!
You dirty bastard.
See, what's weird there is you just added in an extra syllable that wasn't initially there.
Yeah, he's got something that should go to the game as well.
Come on!
Come on!
I'm standing there, he's dead.
You're not singing anymore!
You're not singing anymore!
You're not singing! You're not singing!
You're not singing anymore!
Is it LV?
Is it LV? Look at him checking if it's on or not. That's embarrassing.
It's not LV, but it's just because it's the season 22 of Rocket League!
I used to get the BM models like Daniel and I.
Chasar! Now, Remon Chasar!
Now, Remon Chasar!
I'll stand up, you bad.
If you saw my goal one two three three four hey
Hey
I want to know
If you saw my goal your fucking shit
Thank you very much
Unlucky chance. Go on Chas, I'll give you another one. Go on Chas. Go on Chas.
I didn't know what's your bad luck. I'll stay and go. I'll stay and go. I'll stay and go.
James, with the second left it all makes no difference.
You're welcome to the bathroom house. I'll stay and go, no problem.
There we go. Lost your mind. The final hit. Goal!
Re-match, Re-match, double-match and double-match.
No, no, no, no.
I'll take it, sir.
You've got to give me double-mocking.
No, I'll take it, sir.
Here you go, Jinx.
Double-mocking will play 3-D3.
I think they'd rather guarantee 10 people to not get any.
I've got extra full month.
No, they wouldn't.
Right, come on, Jinx. Big leagues now.
here in the Rocket League arena. Big
Burt Ferdin versus one of the
undamables.
You said you put 100 on.
No, he said he put 100 on before.
You said 100 on this by the way.
No, no, he said it.
He said it.
No, you said it first off.
It's an easy turn I don't mind
It's one no down already by the way one second in he's done already he's done
What are you doing to be meaning me so I thought I thought it's cut top scabs
I'm a farmer's way these week I'm the heaven's on the sweater already mom's spaghetti nervous
on the surface he looks on already the drop of the body keeps on forgetting what he wrote
down the whole crowd goes so wow the open is now but the words won't come out he choking now
Cracks it up something like that. So can I just have a 10 now then I want
Come on then you feel your butt do you feel your butt
Can I just have a 10 now mate? Come on.
Who the hell has put any points on Jason to win this?
Yeah that's bad though. That's bad though.
There we go.
Now is my time Jakey is
he's what the worst ever
I'm not even mad
Now is my time
We're gonna have to send a credit card
Oh my god.
Why are you putting 5-4, I don't get it.
Oh Luke, it's 5-4.
Oh my god.
Come on Luke.
Come on then Jim, come on then, you think they're bad, you think they're bad, come on then.
I'm not a bad guy.
Five-year-old down as well, man.
Come on, Luke.
He'll win that, I can...
Bro, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.
Mama.
Mama, me and Monkey, I definitely want you saying it.
Any more, no.
Any more?
Stop it, I should get...
I could go for it for one down to Jacob.
I'll just watch skyfall on him.
Just absolutely tear it up.
There we go.
There you go.
I mean, I'm just I'm just worse than you.
I'm just trying.
You see, I don't need you to try.
I'm so bad.
You lost, Chas.
Chas, I'm going to believe in myself.
Yeah, you put your tunes on Jake. Excuse me mate, you got any tunes?
Why are you so spring but why are you throwing shit on my fucking screen you dick?
Stop! It's spring!
These are my screams!
Is he talking to you?
Oh, it's not, you've got...
Oh my god, my man's gonna crash out. My man's gonna crash out.
Chas, you've got... Chas, you're putting...
Oh!
No way!
Come on!
You
For some reason none of them worked just what's going on the tape
I got shot in the face.
Duckey, this is shit.
Yeah, and he can't have me beating you.
He's coming in, spraying his stuff all over my screen.
Nah, you couldn't have done that.
5-1, Jake, you're gonna start playing.
You put my fish through my screen, that's what I'm gonna do.
That's not an arm for Breeze, is it?
Put your fish through it.
Yeah, you messed up.
I messed up. You're 5-1 down.
So I rephrase that. You're six one down.
I was winning. I actually had it bro. I'm not even.
Let the one I knew it.
Drive to the right of the road.
He's got the charge yet.
He actually has a manic breakdown.
Oh, stop!
It's all!
Role coming down, Seth, like he's great in his steering wheel.
Climbing the controller, just me now, just me.
You just lost four once you're in!
That's your finger on it, Jake.
That's the finger, I lost four three, and I was trying to lead the healthy nine.
I used to watch him lost four.
I can't stand it!
I can't stand it!
7-1 by the way. 7-1.
7-1's embarrassing.
That is embarrassing!
That is embarrassing!
That is embarrassing!
That is embarrassing!
That is embarrassing!
That is embarrassing!
Oh my god, what a goal.
2-3 happens actually.
I'm going to take one, Jake.
He touched the ball. He touched the ball. He touched the ball.
Okay, fair enough. Right, now it's time for the second bath, the physical half.
Oh my god.
Come on, the physical half.
Oh! Put the gun down!
Come on, the physical half.
Stop!
Chad did later come down from five-nil.
That's mental, that.
That is actually mental.
Get your hands on the bucket.
Guns on, man.
You fucking...
That is actually bad.
You horrible bastard.
Let go of her!
Oh no!
No!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Come on, man, look at this!
On your knees, on your knees, on your knees, on your knees.
On your fucking knees.
What the fuck?
Finish her off!
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up.
Look at you, look at you.
I will do it, guys.
Fucking camera.
Look at yourself in that fucking camera.
Look at her, look at you.
This is what rapidly makes you do it.
It's brave for braids on a screen change!
Well that's a bit too much of a porn asset.
That's a pissing mole.
No! It's part of me!
It's embarrassing.
It's scruffy. You've got 30 seconds.
To what?
Show us one.
If you score one goal in the next 20 seconds, you get 100 gifted.
Ah!
What the?
He just can't exit.
He can't do it.
He can't do it.
What?
He's not going up.
Oh, shit, he's backing.
You're welcome.
Oh, oh.
It looks sick, doesn't it?
It looks so cool.
Yo, yo, yo, Jake!
Boys, what is going on? All I can hear is Jakey Monion.
I said if he scores the goal in that 20 seconds he gets undergifted and he couldn't do it.
Why?
Because he's shit.
Why, God, for Breeze, last bang on the screen.
Ah, who done that?
Yeah, that is bad. Who's done that?
But Breeze, ain't that, like, really bad?
Yeah, I wouldn't put that on your monitors, Jake, whether you want to clean it or not.
Yeah, I know.
Can you turn on the level 1 V1?
I want to go back to normal games now, because it's easier.
And actually, can I have me 10 gifted, and Jakey, can I have me 10 gifted, please, thank you.
I'm going to have to buy the BM Bond Ultimate, it feels better.
Is that the brand new BMW model that's out now for season 23?
Yeah, and the Savera and the Maven.
even oh wow I'm personally going to rock the BM yeah that's unreal it is I'm real
yeah it's just me myself and I going round and round because I got me right
what are you son of a 1v1 them now I just do 3d3 I know it was one
Let's do something we can all play and get involved with.
Now he gave it to me, Jack.
I've got them caramel proteins and give you a one, Jake.
How good was that curry, by the way?
You are?
How good was the curry?
Oh, I'm really saddened right now.
Really good.
Yeah, you stop all this was making each other's food. Good luck alpha. It's quite frustrating
in each house. It is like my fridge got raided today. Is that so? No, they got raided the
shoes so it actually is quite easy. I don't know who took them right. So you know the
video I would adjust to know so I had eight bottles of water in my fridge there
all gone. Oh my gosh. Eight bottles of water? I've not been in your fridge at all.
You can't have been going in someone's fridge that's that's wrong man. I think you've got them to pie.
I don't even know we had bottles of water in. Apparently some lad was streaming
our games last night at the Bob's is Liga. Yeah they were. I thought he was not good off
you all right.
Lee, you've got the 19-year-old's prime age, Sam.
Have the 12 months he's got, mind goes you lot.
Try to leave my head down a minute ago, guys.
Oh, what, he's treating you all right?
I'll put that in my head.
I want the sum just to treat me.
Mm-hmm.
Price has bought that.
Oh, my God.
How dare I?
Yeah, we're going to go out off in this chat.
We're going to go, um, to the shop.
Are you?
Where are you going?
I forgot this one.
It's a fucking restart, not any bridge.
Oh, can I actually use some bits as well?
Yeah, of course.
I'm not right if I join your charge, yeah.
I mean...
Oh, did you now?
And I can promise you were left there and back.
Now you're talking.
So, Jin's apparently just streaming the entire game
instead of him doing it every week.
Yeah, we love it, because I've just had lots of...
Now breaking down, is that what that looks like?
I'll take his phone and go on his PlayStation Network app and install Rocket League.
I can enjoy season 22 instead of streaming our games.
That's what I'm going to do.
I don't mean because anyone want to leave the house to stream our games.
I hear that one for the Rocket League instead.
I don't know what you just did to me over some for three months. I'm starting to think
not. What did I do to you? Why'd you say that, Leon? You soon might wrestle me to
the bed. Oh, Daryl, we get you trousers. How can you spot size streaming by breaking
their hands. That sounds so good.
Who's that?
Oh boy, it's a bit of a smoe. Smoe, smoe, smoe.
Look at my face, look at my ass.
We going in the ginger mill, Jinz?
Can't do ya.
Bro, stop spombing!
I know Luke gave him five down
Is he?
I've still not thought my cat is down there
Yeah?
Have you not?
No
You've got to look for them
That's his mate
Where could they be?
Oh you must
I've seen them
Shit car anyway man
That's his mate
Okay are you gonna chase?
I've got to go for a ride. I actually ordered it yesterday.
You got what?
I ordered it yesterday. Why, do you want it off Amazon?
No, you have to order them in. I'll take that.
It's been about three months.
It's actually kind of something.
What, three months? Oh my God. Ah, fuck!
How do you deliver a card? You're not going to pick it up.
No, it's just like...
Which are both?
It's from the build. It's from the build on the drive. I don't understand.
Are you an absolute moron?
You're going to drive it to the house of it, sir.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
guess who's back back again guess who's back
you okay? I'm okay. What's wrong? No, come on, Jake, you can't be that disheartening.
What is it you said when I was buying a reference? He went, Jim, do I just get one box? I fuck
it and get a case. That's what you said in it. No, it's not to once spend that much
money on match attacks. Well, you keep saying the match attacks, but the more than
I'm not sure why you picked them Mark.
Oh for pinel yeah.
Red and white.
Oh go on next one.
Yes nizzly okay mate.
I need new glasses.
Yeah, it's alright, Cam.
Oh, this is a trick.
What is that, Eddyt?
Why? How is that even possible?
Good job, James, you're crazy.
I've seen the Bradley Martin slapping Ronaldo, I just think he's a dick for doing it to be
honest. I just think he's a dick for doing it. It's one of those that can give a joke
but can't take it. I just think he's a dick for doing it. Not that Bradley Martin gives
shit I even know who I am. Well, I'm probably just a dickhead move. Dickhead move.
What the fuck are you doing here though?
What do you mean what are you doing here?
I'm just sitting here and nipping the fucking bank.
Got this party car on the corner so I'll see you much down here.
I just told you why I was here.
Wait, oh wait, have you been robbed?
Oh yeah, get your hands on me pockets, what are you doing your way though?
What are you doing your way though?
I've not took anything, my car's around the corner.
My car's round the corner love. I'll show you my car. Look, it's round the corner eh.
Look, it's round eh.
This is my car love.
But I've got your fucky, I've not got...
Oh no I can't believe it. I can't fucking believe it. I can't believe it. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
But what are you doing?
No! No! No!
Why my controller, Jimmy?
Why did you not turn it off?
What the fuck did you do, Jimmy?
What did you do?
Whoa!
I told you didn't I say what I literally said it I said can we let Arsenal scores
you think you've got a chance and then we'll bang in the third one. I told you Chas. I can't
say here and say I didn't want you, did I? I sat here and told you. I told you. I said
when we were 2-1 up I sat here and I literally said I old
where's my drink
Oh
Take my life away many men many many many many men
Waste that palm me, oh I don't cry no more.
Why have you told me to watch this?
Oh, what's going on there then, TOS?
Change the dummy to watch that, wrong account. How is it the wrong account?
This is what that guy did! He jumped all the way over there, didn't he?
I've made it I've made it what the fuck is shit what the fuck is that what what the
What the fuck is that?
No!
I was literally in a skirt!
Oh well that just sounds fucking dodgy.
Now back here on this fucking road!
Oh mate you are fucking joking me.
You are fucking having me right up.
What?
You dare?
Yeah!
Oh man, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm fucking iron.
Thank you mate.
I'm just connecting, but I've not, because people are telling me...
I'm gonna fucking lose it, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Stop playing Jebaited!
Absolute fucking Gremlin!
Never won on goalscored by a Rai, brilliant.
Skaaaan! Oh!
ONE JOB!
oh
stick it in there
oh here
and that'll do mate
oh
Oh
you
into there it's been good on it yeah I knew as soon as I was able to watch the
stream whilst I played I knew it was I knew something was gonna go about it
just typical just typical always gonna happen that always
Well, the worst is over.
Now, we can play some more rock-a-roll-y!
Waaaaaaaay!
Lucky-lay! Lucky-lay! Lucky-lay!
Fair to 45 mate, go on the boy. Thank you very much, man.
Did we just fucking knock him down?
Appreciate that, bro. Yeah, people do you make why?
Just because I can't find a wire.
Right, I'm inviting you again.
Oh, appreciate that. Thank you.
What's Chazard doing?
I don't actually know.
Well, you invite me, but we can crack on playing this.
It's amazing season 22, Rocket League with Brandy, models of cars.
Brand new weekly tournaments where you can win cash prizes. So I'm saying
He's ended
Do you burn it would you cover me mate, you're never gonna win it cuz you're terrible at the game
You will never earn it because you're terrible at the game, mate
You'll be in the weekly weight watchers, but that's what you'll be in
in now also just for you what if you want to find out more about the rock I've
I've invited you.
Oh, come on guys.
Okay.
What are you doing?
You're going to put on one question.
What is this?
No way.
How do you tell that person to restart?
What is that?
No.
Yeah, I'm going to half-year.
Just want to play Rocket League first.
I want to restart my PlayStation here.
Well, thanks for playing another 30 minutes, Kian, I reckon.
You okay, Nymph?
Yeah.
But even VodGuy loves Rocket League.
Oh, VodGuy. Do we need VodGuy?
Oh, can I not see him?
Here.
Oh, there we can now.
Right, come on.
There we go.
Sal's, probably three on two on me.
Go on, Sal's.
Might go with you, mate.
Oh, Sal's.
Thanks, man.
There we go.
Nice and promising.
We're all good now chat. We're all good. Thanks, sock.
Honest to God.
Do you know what you feel?
Honest to the chat.
He's probably coming. He can't. I messaged him before he can come.
Errrr, excuse me.
Is he whipping on?
Who'd chat you out of this?
I've invited you, Jake, by the way.
Oh, me. You shouldn't have.
I'm just going to call a kid to your guy.
Hey, Smith, let's have a 23, mate.
Go to the boy. Thank you very much.
No, not later tonight.
And for...
I'm just going to call a kid to your guy.
Hey, Smith, let's have a 23, mate.
Go to the boy. Thank you very much.
No, not later tonight.
And for...
Nah, not later tonight, and for...
Here we go.
Here we go.
Why don't you get Wi-Fi boosts? We have Wi-Fi boosts.
Ah, can we stop with the stupid suggestions, please?
I wouldn't have already thought of this.
Do you have anything to say?
I'm saying I refuse to answer these stupid things.
Right, let's go, Jake. Let's have a warm-up.
Right, let's have a warm-up game.
I spent it in time. I can't at any PlayStation, which isn't a good...
Oh, that'd be why.
Oh, it's there. You make your own control.
Yeah, that is.
There we go. I can hear it now.
Oh, it's doing a drop shot rumble.
Oh, it's doing it.
I like drop shot rumble.
Oh, not long now, but you make...
You see the first game of the league, chat?
7-2 to speed.
There we go.
Good night, Al.
Oh, I bit the bar. That's unlucky.
I love this. This is actually one of my favorite game modes.
No, you probably won't make time or compare to the UK. I mean, yeah, I tried. There you go.
You got to keep it up on you.
No, you got it. You want to take the floor or make sure it's on your floor?
Yes, I mean, and if it's not, you got to keep it up.
Or you like our floor or Jesus.
Oh, no, move. You just hit me then.
There we go.
Alright, brilliant.
So, really?
You want to just kind of...
Oh, no.
Oh, I'm gone.
I've got it.
Yeah, nice. Okay, sit there, nice.
Nice change into that again.
No, there's an outside.
Back over there.
Oh, the hell. Torrido.
No, I'm here on us!
Oh, my God, you froze it.
No, the Torrido's got me, the Torrido's got me, I can't do much.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
They have to hit the four though.
Yes, I've hit it. Oh, they've hit it again. Bro, are we just really bad at this or what?
Nice. I think we actually are terrible. Nice. Love that you. Love it you. Bro, I'm
awful nice well they keep it going keep it going Jake yeah it's one they'll
love it you well in well in well in get in why'd you say that Sambo why is it
is it not as good as UK I mean it's only game day one in a very kind of say
that yeah but that curiosity why nice Jake
nice change can we fall down these no we can't know we've got to get it away from our side
there we go
nice move that from you oh my god how's he hit that
the quality yeah well I mean American footballers are never going to be as good as an English
this football is nice you're great usually ice got let it bounce up nice
they could you know are you about the level of football chat as well yeah oh
bro they're doing my head in the yellow touch on it every time so annoying
Oh no.
Get it on!
I thought it's that floor. No, it's not.
Hey, Jake.
Oh, my God, I'm going to lose it.
Nice.
I'm just hitting them, mate.
Nice.
I've got a tornado.
Yes.
It's done this way, though.
He needs me, so I don't want him.
Bro, I'm nice. Yes, Jake.
Yes, Jake. Love it. You love it. You hit it again towards me and I'll go back that way. I've missed it
Nice nice, what me in a minute?
I've got it. I've got it
No
That way back that way. Oh
Oh my god, let's go 500. What do you mean? Why could he's the only good one? No! Why?
You suck still. Oh my god, the guy with pink hair, he's from the German league, innit?
Yeah, okay, well, yeah, that, okay, they're gonna win.
I'm watching. You've got a minute and 30 seconds to bring this back. Do you go for it, mate?
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Bro, go on, Jake.
Yes, Jake.
Nice, I've just got a limited boost for some reason.
You have as well, mate.
Bro, stop hitting me. I'm begging you.
I can't stand these by the way he's probably getting on my nerves how good they are.
Doing my head here.
It's not a fine though is it because these are freaks.
Bad freaks.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Come on!
Ginge!
Four seconds to go!
It's in a bit mate!
Ginge, you smashed this mate.
Oh my god, I actually am so ugly out there.
I'm getting little freaks mate.
They would grim them as well.
Ooooo!
Thank god we did it.
I'm up to I'm no game like you know, I really enjoyed that exit to memory get chosen
Where's be no you'll be open a lot of like 11 or something if he's even live tonight
Being London all day, don't it
Go back to a bit right and you get chosen. I'm just gonna put a pillow. No, you're a little chat. Hey
Me fuck it. She must say one right now Chas. I love it. Oh, you love it anyway
Test go. Yeah, after after we play
regularly, we'll go test go.
Chazer invited a party. Nice.
Heard someone's never heard someone say
pedal. Yeah, he's cheeky though, isn't it?
Sums him up, brother.
Oh, Tate, he probably will be selling his
I wouldn't surprise me.
Would not surprise me.
Hey, Odeon, favourite of 23, mate.
You got on the buy. Thank you very much, brother.
Hey, I actually try to do as well all the time.
I watch, erm, what do you say?
Oh, you're in. Nice.
What do we need to buy?
Erm, I need to buy... What do I need to buy?
That's a great question.
Erm, canals.
I was like that when I came out of the jungle and I realized that my life I just need to remember to drink more water to be honest.
The thing is, my fault process on it is like every time I drink them, it actually makes me feel a little bit ill.
Oh, cruel. Do you know what I mean?
What's this that you drinking? Why am I banned from matchmaking?
What for five minutes?
What a great amount of time to have a look at the rocket pass then.
You have to be a 1v1.
No, I just looked at the rocket pass and so I can get on it.
Take you why you.
Oh, they're wielded nice.
I don't want someone.
Take you why you looks at the past when a 1v1.
Yeah, go on on.
Actually, I don't mean funny.
You both want me to give to you.
Yeah, but you're being a bit of a pick about it.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I agree.
Why am I saying you just want me to...
Oh my god look at the Air Jordans.
I know I told you I told you I know.
I can't eat sir, he's finger itself.
Morgan, can you set it up please?
Yeah, hold on a minute.
Tier 36, what do you get?
That's pretty sick, I can't lie.
This is the season 32 battle pass by the way, Chad, you're under.
The season 32 battle pass by the way, Chad, you're under.
That's pretty sick, I can't lie.
Chad, you can hit the lead in the top of the chat.
Or put an exclamation mark on the rail in the chat.
Oh man.
How many chains is there? A hundred?
You're quiet. Oh my god. That's sick.
That's like Gallows.
Oh my god. Is that the BN?
He's actually in the BN as well. That's an unreal car.
I can't lie. 1099 years.
Can you have a 1v1, please?
Yeah, James. Please, please tell us all, mate.
Sick cars on this. I can't lie.
Cold balls.
Can you have a chance with a 1v1 here?
I think Washington's a fucking lad.
There we go, nice.
You want a 1v1?
Yes, sir.
Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Tom, Tom.
Tom, you want?
Great satnav.
From the channel, sir.
Oh, but he's good for directions.
Tom, Tom.
Tom, Tom.
So Tom, Tom's a satnav lads.
So that's why I said I'd bet he'd be a satnav lads.
Why is everyone so fucking loud?
That's better to say, Ed.
Well, I'm trying to see if you think you're being a bit of a man.
I'll get you to it.
Jakey, bro.
What do you think to do?
How about me and you do a wager?
What's the wager?
You don't pay up your wages anyway.
I know, mate.
Who the hell is that?
Ten gifts if you score more than two goals.
Jakey bit me in a way, though.
Ten gifts if you score more than two goals, though.
Where from you?
Chatham-1-0 already, Fould.
Yeah, I would be jalded a message, bro.
Depends if it's the first card one or not.
Right, coming up, one though.
I'll say that was unfair, to be honest.
Right, what's that?
If you score more than two goals, you get 10 gifted if you don't have a 10.
Odds on by the game for Thomas Tankenjian and playing on the stream.
I've only got the playtask, he could probably download it.
What do I got to buy it on actually, I don't mind.
But let's say, I actually don't mind.
Chance is actually called a rocket league.
I don't even realise it, I fought one man before, he's terrible.
He did and he was 4-3.
He's dreadful, he's actually really mad.
It's literally four for five in line.
No, no, that's not it.
Love me like you do.
Oh, well, well, love me like you do.
Oh, that touch me like you do.
Touch, touch, touch me like you do.
Oh, Jin, shall we say how we're going to do our race or not yet?
No, we don't yet.
What do you play on Saturday for better than that?
I understand how good you really are.
What do you play on Saturday? I was going to say, I didn't play Saturday.
Hey, Dexify, Tiven and Rodney Taylor, welcome in.
Legend, thank you, mate.
Oh, my God.
Okay, what's going on?
There's lots of them.
Oh, do you have an attempt mate? You go on the bike.
You're not quite as I can hear.
Are you just being pricked, sir?
Well, what's up?
What are you talking about?
I've been talking about it in the plan tonight.
You've not been asking anything that needs replaying?
I think I said, oh, what are you...
...what are you doing right, sir?
Oh, G.A. Sprint.
Tom, I missed the first half of my blinding, are you just...
Don't count it.
Well, I've got three minutes thirty to keep that two goals.
You've got to score more than two goals now you've changed it am I putting out chat no
no you did save a score more than two.
More than two.
Yeah I'll be there I'll be there if you go to the test ground.
That's me like you do right now, Thor.
Holy shit.
Well, we do the Mario Bros. to be fair.
Never on the shoot before.
Oh, what's he doing?
What are you doing?
Oh!
Oh, Robert is level 3,400 on seed.
That's mental.
4-1 by the way, this is actually, use it awful.
It goes to 30 or so, I'm capping for the 30.
I'll literally beat you after this.
You won't, I ain't playing.
It's just scared.
How long is that Wi-Fi, I thought, boys?
Like, 5-7 minutes.
Cormac, he didn't want to play rocket leap, that's for the lie.
I can't put it back on.
Wait, chat, I thought Jinx had a team in baller.
Or is he just watching it from home?
Ah, different.
Okay, yeah, it's the other one.
I'm with it, I'm with it.
Oh, hang on.
Yeah it is it is it's that one.
Man mate.
Whenever I get a tattoo, yeah there's other certain ones I get though.
Oh my god that was cool.
That was cool.
I feel like it weren't code really predictable.
Was it?
Yeah, what else are you going to do here?
I didn't think you'd get it though.
Yeah I know, I hear that.
Go on Tom's clue.
Are we all doing shit? Are we all okay?
Yeah there is Bobby.
I've had the feeling of life.
So, if Jakey scores one more, he gets ungifted.
Interesting.
That's QC, not his first game. When's Marlon on?
Oh, it's Marlon.
Come on, Morgan! Fabulous primer, mate!
Come on, Morgan.
Come on.
Any means united, who's that?
Oh, that's interesting, no one.
Who's any means United chat?
Do you got income on now?
Oh fuck that's hard to cope with.
Fucking cool.
AMP is any means possible, any means United.
And for the win, who's for the win?
Come on Jake.
Oh my god.
And like a Chazzer placing down the middle, Jakey in his step set.
Chazzer turned around, goes on the defense.
He tries it, loops it over, Jakey, they can't finish it off.
And like a Chazzer makes it 6-2, and Jakey Davis is stranded in No Man's Land.
Chazzer needs one more goal, Jakey sorry,
He's won more gold for 10 gifted.
He's got pickles and sires.
And he's got pool balls for eyes with Jakey Davis
for the third one.
Brain cells don't exist in that boy's head.
Jakey, you're so bad.
Cheers.
Oh, my, 72.
Come on, one minute to hold on for another goal.
One minute to hold up, one minute to hold up.
Come on!
So if you've had enough time, please burn to the end.
Not gonna even, please.
I think I have no idea.
You wanna come on, man?
They're gonna go to my co-commitator.
He's the wrestler.
And he just, he just shall weigh Mooney in the crowd.
I don't like the way you're looking at me, Wayne.
You're looking at me like you've got some sort of problem with me.
You see, I would offer you to step inside this ring and we fight it out like men.
I would offer, but I'd hate for your child to see his own father fail.
If you know, you know what a wrestler he is, by the way.
What's he called now? You interviewed him just...
Oh, Wade Barra?
Yeah, Wade Barra, that was it.
Now, that's the end point.
Oh, it tells you, oh, my God.
Ah! No!
GG, Jack, thank you for getting talking.
Awesome looking at that. That's actually quite bad, that's...
Jake, I'm going to...
No, Jack, you can just pay James for me.
Yeah, I'll just have 20, if that's what I make. Thank you.
I'm just like sick. No, no, I
I want to the gift to come in and
maybe until then. I'm not paying
what you are just 20. You know
that's coming to you. Okay.
Real subtle guys. True. I'm
never give up. I've started
betting again. I'm never doing
this again. Right. Can we
Jakey, he really gifted, really gifted, Jakey, he really gifted, got a point.
520, mate, one more.
This would probably be a lot of never-won-be-won rocket league, probably.
I doubt it may, I'll probably be on here tomorrow.
You might be, I won't be.
Why? The game's really good?
No, I won't be on tomorrow because I'm doing an IRA.
Ah, yeah, that's true.
I'll be on Saturday.
Yeah, I need to cry in these seasons when you're too bad for me.
No, I've got some on to myself. I won't be able to do much long, but I'll be at the party chat, so don't worry.
I'll be at the party.
What do I do about United United's easy party?
I mean, if you want to watch the game, watch the game. I can watch the party.
I don't mind it.
Great save, Chas.
Yeah.
Me pie sausage roll. Come on, Chazer, score a goal.
Woo!
Come on.
I'm not going to touch that. I'm going to shoot him around.
It's Chazer, you know.
Hard to believe it's not.
He's a good rocket league player, chat.
Yeah, he's a good rocket league player.
Silly for me that.
Whoa, it's Chazza, you know.
Silly for me that, champ. Silly, silly, silly.
Play silly games, wins silly prizes.
Poor for languages there, you like to say,
OK Chazza, take the lead.
It's a great finish from the Chazmaster.
If we're being honest, that's a great finish.
You know, sometimes when you play with feathers
feathers, you do get your ass tickled and feel like you're coming out today.
Time to lock in, chap. Time to lock in, if you know you know.
If you know you know, sir.
You know, it's really hard to, uh, study Chezz's play here.
He's quite an off-and-off-reduct player,
but it doesn't like Chezz's gonna get the strike away.
Chasers mouth to a new song and get more
Now it's time to lock in!
you
you
you
you
you
You
When we call you home
We will stand tall
Facing a war together
Let's die at home
Let's die at home
Come on!
We will stand tall
Let's die at home
What?
Show him right at the diamond.
Show him right at the diamond.
Woah, it's Charizard.
You know, I don't believe he's not dead.
It is Charizard.
You know.
Suck on!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Oh
Let's go!
That's a big on the next one, that's a big on the next one.
Nah, just take the 10.
That's voided.
I'll just take the 10.
It's voided.
It's not voided because Jack Pottsy and the square master couldn't do the easy job.
You have two sitters at the bottom, one are locking, we get them, and you got done by the Chasmaster.
It's embarrassing, would you like to do that one off of them?
Nah mate, you just had your 10 and 10.
Yeah, you're off locking, do right I've got, get the 10 and please mate.
Yeah that was a wait 24 hours mate, you just...
Hey, so I killed a 33 mate!
I didn't wait 24 hours, it was this stream we played.
All right then guys, do we have another casual game?
Yeah, that's... ah, I can't, the worst thing is really so bad.
Oh, guys, this is our last game.
Once and something with them chips.
That's it.
The only one you've snorkeled is a kick-dick, Tia.
I'm actually lost to them, Chet.
You know they don't even work my type.
You know they don't work my type.
Jake, how do you have to love?
Guys, is this our last game?
Yeah, it's our last game.
No, I'm going to play later on stream.
That's a great ball.
Oh, someone's got to be there for that one, really.
Yeah, you.
I can't hide, you can't let me miss that chance at the end.
I feel I'm rushed in, I play with that.
But it takes me out of the team.
It's just because you're not good enough for that.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not good enough.
You're not, you're fine.
Nice one, Chas, well done, mate.
Nice one, Chas.
Well done, Jake, well done, Chas.
This is my team, by the way. This is my team.
This is my team, by the way. Nice, Chas.
What are you actually doing there, Jake?
And then Tash just puts it in his own goal.
Oh, James, did you hit me?
James!
And then Tash just puts it in his own goal.
James!
Alright, come on, big man.
Alright, mate.
Come on, you can't leave that last game.
You can't.
What are you doing?
He's just running my ship, mate.
There you go.
Oh my!
He's done going in.
I'll put it in boys. C'mon!
Well injured, sis for me that.
Support the Wi-Fi, if we pay for Lee to do it, yeah.
At the end of the day, Lee said he sent us a sum of those, obviously one and a half each.
That was for coverage of the Wi-Fi and the whole house, which we don't need.
We need actual good Wi-Fi, and at the minute we can.
So, we've got to look into it.
We're going to have to come up with some more.
Yeah, I might as ring BT and open a fresh account and get BT here for me.
Yeah, I think we should all just think of it as wilder ones that make any sense.
Yeah, but if they do, if they, if they, what do you call it, have it in their area.
I don't know if they, which has, aw, tell me, if they just do, well...
Wait, what?
What, how, aw, I thought you liked that, then?
I swear, I did.
Fresh rocket, we go take a hair, I cut it for Dinkster on stream, I'd love to cast for you.
What do you mean by cast?
You've been covered, haven't you?
Oh, my God.
I've got a BT at home, chap. It's fucking unreal.
I personally think that...
You and I blame it on our Wi-Fi. I think what you're calling...
I think Sky Broadband and BT Universe. And I think the Sky Broadband 4.9 mouse, one
of the best as well.
Oh my god, me, that monster, that virus that we had to kill.
You didn't play the first Joe, Matt.
Yeah, I enjoyed that, it was good, Matt.
I remember when I got Tung Tung Sword of Bat Blades, that's what made it for me.
Yeah, 100%.
I think the overall experience was just...
You're playing that for two hours, it really...
It was just so fun.
Oh my god, Shaap, what, do you reckon the new Spider-Man trailer?
What do you think, James?
It's unbelievable. I can't wait for the actual film to come out.
Yeah, it's actually gonna go hard.
That's just called unbelievable finishing.
Well, I already watched Spider-Man.
Yeah, it's just weird.
Yeah, honestly, Spider-Man, I love it, man.
Spider-Man, I love it, man.
Shut up.
Why are you taking the account of me like, all coming in your room and loving it?
Do it. Do it today and see what happens.
I will twist your eye on that fire round your old head, mate.
You'll be fucking wiping your ass for four weeks.
I'll probably wagging out the next four weeks anyway.
You can take me because I'm in medical condition.
Oh yeah, BT, yeah, sorry.
I've never said BTS though, but he's not behind the scenes.
Not that far behind the scenes of my asshole.
I just farted then and didn't shit myself.
Oh, that happened to me and Jim, they're on a fully follow-through.
I believed him until they said in the gym.
Oh my! Go on, Gareth, Jim!
35, mate!
18, 19 as well, but we've got no bike.
What the hell is that go key for doing all my love?
Stop Tesco this.
We're going Tesco in momentum.
We're going in the ginger wheel.
Yeah, I can do it.
Yeah, yeah.
You need it the way you can use that right.
Are we all going to fit?
Oh yeah.
Are you going to need mine just?
Yeah, if that's right, we need chasal too.
Oh my god, that's good.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, that's some real, that's some real, that's some real.
Jakey, Jakey, Jazzer, Jakey, Jazzer, Jakey, Jazzer.
I've got you somewhere.
Go on, Trey, 214, mate, that's a finish, by the way.
Leave it.
Control and Travis, oh no.
Jinny, is that you in that video?
Yeah, funny, ain't it?
Oh, they've been said 25 fucking times.
Control it, try this in the box.
Thank you, sometimes all that deflection
is what you can do with it,
and that's what I've done with it.
Thank you very much.
Oh, Jake, Jake, I need your help,
so she might be just...
That was true, it is, all right.
Ah!
And later, don't go...
...streaming all that.
Just like that.
Oh, boss.
What?
I have no idea.
No, you don't have to end...
Wait, are you...
You don't like to talk it from you set up on her. No, no, no. Why but we can't we can't do it then
I'll put it just leave it on
Well, what would you do it and then put it up on your screen? I mean I can if you want but I
Got a camera a part given a 27 mate. I've got a camera, but I would ask to use jeans
that's
Right massive dobbies in the chat one path given a 27 mate your legend chat
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However, we might be going to Tesco right now.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's see what happens. I'm assuming we are going to go to Tesco.
But first I want to speak to Taze and see what he's got planned for his party.
Right, let me go to the second India as it works.
Ooh.
Let me refresh.
One minute chat.
My room is in it.
Because I've got a proposition for you.
A proposition?
Yep.
Okay, now Beno, relax.
Okay, you're the first person that I've rang to invite.
Okay, Beno.
Okay, tomorrow, I am throwing a one million follow-up party at the bovhouse.
And I would like to invite you first.
Do you want me to come up?
No, I don't need to perform.
I'm just inviting you first.
Yeah, you're the first person I've invited.
Right, okay.
Well, I have to stress to you, you are the first person I've invited.
Alright, Fennell, Fennell, also,
because we're brothers, I'm only going to ask you this, okay?
But I'm going to need you to write me
A best man speech, just basically saying how proud of me you are and stuff like that.
But I'm only asking you this.
Alright, make sure you're prepared.
Alright he's better than I know.
You're getting everyone to like your speech.
That'd be weird.
If I was going to sit here and get everyone and ask them to write me a best man speech
for my own part, but that'd be fucking weird.
You getting everyone to write your speech?
No, it'd be weird if someone did though.
If someone-
You've asked everyone to.
If all my friends like fucking did one, that'd be fucked.
Aww.
That's your favourite people.
Yeah, right?
Are you?
Yeah, not bad.
I think your hair looks better like that.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Yeah.
I think your hair looks better.
Look at me.
You're on the wind of it.
I said I'd be honest with you, Tom.
definitely not bad, but it's not bad.
I hear it.
I think it was bad.
No, it's definitely not bad.
I was looking at tits, lots of tays and getting upset.
What was your idea?
Yeah.
I'm into that.
What's your next phone call?
I wanna be with you.
Have you been invited?
Oh my God, last time I come in you and it's just two hours.
He's been inviting people and I won't be with anyone else.
If I was, have you invited?
Don't worry.
You better fucking lock in, wouldn't you?
You better fucking pull some strings there.
Lock in where?
I don't want to fucking lock more things.
Subscribe to our fucking channel if that's the start. Oh, yeah
Yeah
He's in London, yeah he's in London.
Declan Masks.
Copy game on Sunday though, so he won't be able to do it.
He's a real answer, don't you think?
Yeah, bye.
Rains with...
Rains with...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rains with...
Oh!
Did he say yeah?
He didn't get back to that.
Schrodingen.
Yeah, Schrodingen, yeah.
Oh, but Nikko's well you good man.
Are you getting at that you'd open the beans?
No, I wouldn't surprise if you were cousins.
Why?
Go on, say it. Say it.
Say it. Come on, come on.
Why have you got so much vaseline?
Yeah, it's real good.
Who the fuck left that there?
Why is there so much?
your match tag? Let me know guys, try not to piss at this tag or in bed to be fair.
Yeah, true.
Aya, your ingest should be on Toolkit now, did I still love the Toolkit people?
Right, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey!
Don't you fucking talk to Vogue like that, because this camera can easily go...
Okay, match tag isn't answering.
Remember who's writing this shit tonight? Vogue.
Have you invited?
Sure, Nevis has got some fit mates.
Oh, I've got a bit of conge there. Come on, let's have a sausage fest.
Let's get some minge in there.
Oh, and I've got to play games.
Morgan, we're talking.
We've got a lot of time. It's 12.
Where are you going?
Tesco, do you want anything?
What the fuck?
25th. She's left me out with food.
No, I didn't try to tell you that, okay?
I'm not telling you to go in with arms.
I might as well just come back and sit with you.
Yeah, I could do.
But you won't.
They need me to drive.
Aaron on?
Yeah, get Aaron, yeah, get Aaron.
Is that India?
It's on the 10th.
I'm alright, thanks.
I've seen them more than enough.
Get to perform that new fucking shit song, Angels.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Voice.
Bradley!
Bradley Lovington.
I'm just live on stream.
I'm ringing you.
Okay, you are actually the first person that I've rang.
Really?
Yeah, you're the first person that I've rang
because I want to invite you to something special, brother.
Bradley Lovington.
Listen to me.
Tomorrow!
I'm going to be the first person that I've rang.
I'm going to be the first person that I've rang.
I'm going to be the first person that I've rang.
me tomorrow we are throwing a one million follower party at the
love house okay and I would like to invite you first just curtsy
yeah I'm gonna be there brother no I won't be there
Oh yeah, sweet what time? What time should we get there?
Six, seven.
Hey, hey, all right.
Okay, so Bradley, obviously because we're brothers
and like semi-half cousins, I'm gonna ask you and you only,
right?
Okay.
I'm gonna need you to write me a best man speech.
I feel honored.
Yeah, so I'm only after you this, okay?
and basically I just basically say congratulations for a million I'm proud you
are and stuff like that you know what I mean there's a nice speech
yeah yeah yeah I don't want to be out of the motion but yeah I'll see what I can do
alright yeah just make sure it's prepared before and also it's fancy
dress
fancy dress?
yeah
what's so well like you know what I think about Halloween?
yeah
okay I see what I can do there
yeah um just yeah anything you want to wear
A lot of people come in as like fucking wrestlers and shit.
Well, uh, oh, okay then.
I'll just cook something over that.
Yeah.
Yeah, just like...
Should be Jakey's second either.
Yeah, you've got it now!
Shut the fuck up.
There you go.
You can put it on.
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm just a fight idiot, aren't I?
Yeah, I'm a fight idiot, so don't hit me.
Bend down, brother.
What?
Ben Dover, what's he got to do with it?
No.
Oh, would that hurt in the edge of it?
Yeah, probably, yeah.
Wait, just don't shoot me.
Just shoot me in the back and I'll say, yeah.
I used to make that sound quite bad.
Vodka.
Camera's so dark.
Yeah, too fair that it can never die.
All right, if you want to work, you've got a lot of lads.
Hold on.
Do you want something?
Can you get a camera for me?
Oh, there we go.
The next couple of books coming back on your arse
I'll keep you shooting for a fucking week.
For example.
Who are you talking to?
I'm looking for this fucking co-achieveee.
I've told you that I will.
Look at me, I'm sure it's the same fucking color as me.
Yeah, if you see me, I'm calling your address.
I'm answering the lockdown.
You're not going to be able to do that.
I know it's usually like that.
That sounds weird.
You're going to be 17.
We're going to stop this shit team.
They're very weird and actually...
Cameras leaving.
Oh that was so funny of me doing it.
Oh my god.
Oh I'll sort of click off.
So how old are you guys?
Well I'm 24 and I'm 17.
I don't know where you went.
Stop fucking funny.
I don't know where you went.
Move!
I don't know where you're from.
Both of them.
and then you the guy went, right?
I don't think he had that!
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm done!
Come on, boss, come on.
I swear I'm done.
I'm pretty sure he was.
That's fine.
You're bad.
I'm sorry, my little children.
No, I'm bad.
I'm bad.
I've got to be out to make.
Do we have to go out and have a shit on man?
Have you got to go out and have a shit on man?
I feel weird to be in the bottom of the house.
Who's that I pet-wise?
Who do you think?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Isn't it?
Fuck your words.
Jack, tomorrow by the way we start a giggy's grind about our lives.
I've not got a bad belly anymore.
Sorry.
Genuinely, you're saying the biggest lock-in of all time.
Not like Genie and Chappan going mad.
I'm on the biggest diet of all time.
Literally, this is it.
What if I get a takeaway in the next three weeks, 50 gifted?
You've got a mark.
You can never have something.
The community, it looks like.
No, no, that's free.
I want some of that stuff.
Who do you like?
Tom McQueen.
Oh my god, where's the fabric at?
Hey, this is it, yeah?
Look how clean it is in there.
Can you hold on for a minute?
What? What? What?
We really need to leave by the way.
We actually need to leave by the way.
We need to leave.
What?
Casco closes, they meds.
Oh no.
Oh, be cool!
Big man, you look trouble Irish today.
I've registered, you've got Reno.
Yeah, check this out, check this out.
He's high on us, he's high on us.
Yeah, he is.
He's growing fucking testicles.
How do we get him?
He's a fifth year.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
fucking sake
what are we on now?
we're gonna be nice now
we're fucking down
we're not here
we're gonna be one guy
why are we not moving?
you're moving fucking legs mate
fuck
the hell man
what the hell are you
oh my god
where's my gun?
i don't think they have that one
Yeah.
If you boys, honestly, I won't let you down with me again.
This is gonna be a big help.
Please don't come down.
We're on the same fucking shit.
You need to be okay.
You need to stand back.
You're the only red one.
You're the only red one.
This is my test, though.
If you're gonna come here and be in pricks,
I ain't gonna let you come with me again.
Why is it you're a test?
Because I come here all the time.
This is my thing.
You're a red one.
Boys, this is my thing.
What's that for, will you?
I thought it was like we are far most occupying package.
It was just a question.
I'll go ahead and sit.
I'll just not feel much.
I'll just not feel much.
It's a much different.
Do you agree with me?
I go to the left.
I go to the right.
You see it's a light.
Not a good light.
No, I respect that.
I respect that.
I respect that.
I respect that.
I respect that.
I respect that.
No, but honestly, everyone's looking so ugly, that's why I don't know how to do it.
No, you're not doing it.
What's the problem with my camera?
You're not doing it.
Yeah, come on.
Oh, so I'm basically trying to call you.
No, I don't do it.
No, you didn't.
I didn't.
What's your name?
What's your name?
No, you didn't.
I was in the street back then.
What are you doing?
I was in the street back then.
Oh, I'm going to do that.
Pulse me, Pulse me!
Oh, there you go.
Pulse is in the toilet.
Pulse, man.
Just shake me, everyone's clean.
Are you going to be mad at me for all 18?
Oh, are you going to be mad at me for all 18?
I said, are you going to be doing Pulse on 8.18?
I said, nope, you're not being invited.
Do you want me to play it up?
You've got to be mad at me.
No, I have.
I just want to answer you.
Can we not talk about it please?
I don't know anything and it's possibly the biggest thing ever in my entire life
Why was you on the graphic?
So weird
Bro, it's not on the graphic
I get blue balls, I think I'm the last one
I'm a tester ultra.
Oh, no, he's actually only been here a year.
I've got a club card for that.
Are we splitting the bill here or are we getting our own bits and bobs?
I'll do just better.
Oh, I see.
Look at this.
I scan my club card.
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
Oh boy, if there's anything you get, let me know and I'll give you a salute to Stan.
I don't know.
Are you gonna try it or a basket?
No, I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna go for the basket.
I'm gonna go for the basket.
Are you gonna go for the basket?
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
I can see the goats.
You're gonna have to build it.
I'm gonna try it.
I'm sorry, Charlie, would you sit down for a minute?
Yes!
Oh!
Oh, it's under the postcard?
Just having a look down here.
It's under the postcard?
Yeah, it's under the postcard.
Sorry, I took it too far, actually.
It's under the postcard.
Oh, no.
No, it's fine.
No.
Come on, sir, that'll be a problem.
No.
I'm really pumped to your idea.
Oh, Jake!
Oh, the God!
The God!
Rupro!
Rupro!
This guy's not ready.
I don't want to tell you.
No.
No way of you saying no.
Yeah, I'm brave and I'm strong.
I've got 3,000 calories today.
Oh my god, the best in the world.
Are you all right, you son of a...
God.
Oh, that's the start of the screen.
It's not, it's not.
Oh, look at that.
He'll go up from two and take his fucking beanie off him.
That is my idea, is it not?
Nah, it's not, mate.
Oh, okay.
Just so you know, that doesn't work.
I love it when I look at it.
I know, for the fact that I get to the edge of work.
Yeah, thank you. Thank you. You're a gopher. I know I just go home actually
Jim's you can't play this one why you see what's been in there and you already are one so that would make any sense
I'm not one, but I could host it if that was the case anyway. Oh
So your house
That was so shit, that's what I was going to say.
That's all right, it's the eggs part.
I'll eat it outside, don't worry.
I'll eat it in two bites.
I need to eat the eggs, I can't land the car in the car.
Oh, you can't land in the car.
I can't land in the car.
Sorry guys, just set the shoes.
Have you seen the scene?
It's how to eat it.
Have you seen the scene where you guys are like that?
And we were like, it's a war.
What have you done?
He goes...
Can we have a seat?
No, no, don't cool down.
I do not see anybody like that.
Yeah, I don't have any of that.
No, to be fair, I know that scene.
How about we don't use it in front of the kids toy section?
How about that one?
Shall we split the new rematch?
Yeah.
And they're doing some scandy board eggs.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Say some money in my club card.
Can you scale it?
I don't know.
Give it to me, come on then.
Give it to me, I'll be there.
Oh, no!
Right, I'm going to break your mind.
Isn't it, isn't it, isn't it bought?
It's on the back.
Oh, a little origin, because this is you without a red bun.
It's bought for?
For tomorrow.
Oh, oh, oh, OK.
Oh, wow.
Oh, actually, I taste it, so I've got a friend of bought
These are the things rubbing the fox.
Well all I'm saying is, yeah?
Well what's?
I guess you're on the fox side, because all the foxes, I check the...
Are you fucking kidding me?
By the way, this is a man you've massively underestimated in this house.
Because I've got my own folks.
Yeah, well, I'll buy them a 130.
And these are mine.
JJ, why have you got a 130 before?
Man you might as well avoid the proper 24 carat ones
Shortly that's the d***
One pound thirty for four
Wait where's that?
Oh ok never mind you know what I'm just saying
I'm getting these
I'll have a few
I'll have a few
How about you fork off mate
How about you fork off
Look at you bannarding your f***ing s*** orange top
Is it? Is that what it is?
I'm JD this
Nice to each other.
Guys, let's be nice to each other.
Let's be nice to each other.
No, that's not some nice.
You just said what I said but louder.
You just copy what I said but louder.
We're not good.
He's a nice guy.
You just do it in the key and why I just said but louder.
He's got me some spleenies.
Someone spleenies that.
That's a very fresh thing.
Very fresh.
Thank you.
What?
That is.
That is fresh.
It's a very fresh thing.
way I shouldn't have done this I can't be asking you because I don't have the scanner.
Oscar?
Have you scanned anything?
Er, no.
If you buy that for James, I think that'll look like you can't do it.
I mean...
Oh my god.
Ooh.
It's got a ball smack.
Oh.
Oh, jake.
No.
So you can keep track of how much of a message you're getting in.
Oh, grab another one.
I don't want to.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come here, come here, I know.
I've just seen a good thing about tonight's party for taste.
You okay, mate?
Some, some bags.
Do you want a challenge?
Oh, Henry Bucks.
I've had it.
I think he's a bit of an insult.
Yeah, no, he's...
He's invited Charlie.
I'll tell you what, he's invited people.
I thought they called it Charlie, not Henry.
That is true.
That's true.
He's looking.
He's looking.
He's looking.
He's looking.
Charlie.
By the way, can we make sure that one gets men angiotis at this party?
Yeah, I don't.
I don't want anyone to do that.
We just call it off. I don't want anyone
Why are you trying to blind me?
At the moment we're just
Because trust me there's someone who's been a fat bloke someone who's done the fat stuff for content
I don't know why he's talking like
was that a little dick?
no i think i was going to do it
i've got a lot of talking past tense
you've got c cups
yeah and you've got d's bitch
i actually got it
there you go
i took my top off
and they're called pecs
yeah well pecs or n-
right can you... i don't know what you mean
but you never come to us going here again
fucking ferret
prick i saw his face
Oh, yeah, that was good catch up catch up like catch up
He says you whispered it, but he don't know what was what was my whispered that I'm
Um, he said they're fucking cunt. I had a cat. No, no, no
We're all right here though, so there's no GPR here, we're okay, go on.
Jell-A's!
My arm's getting tired.
It's freezing!
Jordan here!
Bobby Orange!
Jell-A's has Jordan down here.
Oh really?
Yeah, I really like it.
I've gone to test one.
Yes, I've gone to test one.
You're lucky.
I'm left to dance.
There's a feed on there as well, two.
Two please.
You know I'm all natural, I don't use that shit.
Yeah, you've got things.
Yeah, as long as we're on the landing, we've got 15 minutes left.
15?
Yeah.
Ever. Ever.
Stop being a rebel.
Never that again.
I'm saying nothing.
I'm saying nothing.
I know that.
I'm saying nothing.
Sit down. Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Yeah, it's like you're having a bad time.
Better to take a look at the top.
Ah, it's a fucking disgrace to me.
I thought they were going to put them off like that.
They should be free.
It's a fucking joke, that.
Fuck me, right.
I thought we were going to take a look at them.
Fuck off.
Sorry.
I'll push you out, mate.
We'll go for a look back.
All right, start to try and leave again.
No.
No.
Ginger.
Ginger.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There's no ginger, isn't it?
Is it now?
Jacks, please be honest with me, I'm...
Mad.
Come on, I worked hard today.
You've been really horrible today.
I've just spotted a man on there.
What, where?
I can search up there.
Spotted a man.
Oh, that's a pretty cool art.
Look, I'm not reaming out this portion.
Okay.
There it is.
There it is.
Spotted a man.
Please re-hold this tonight.
I can't hold it.
No, please.
I can't.
It's not easy scanning, by the way.
Not anyone can scan.
Oh, the ghost fight!
You're such an alpha male.
Look at that! Stitch!
Oh my god, you've matched my stitch.
But then I have already got it.
Jaker.
Why is that so hard?
He's this one.
Is it one of those floating trains?
They're fucking in.
I did 722!
Is it mountain bike?
I don't have 45,000 on club cards.
45,000 quick.
Forty-five quick!
Oh no, that's...
That's when family could be a hooding.
Oh, Jim's there the other day.
Maybe it's me.
I don't think you've got any night draws for you, man.
I actually will wear them to make it so comfortable.
Night clothes for my half.
I just realised it just goes on there every night.
Yeah, I dunno.
Wait, they've turned the fridges off?
No, they can't turn the fridges off.
They've turned the lights off.
Nah.
Hey, we've played that scene a lot.
Yeah, you know, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, you know.
No, I know, I know.
I've played that game before.
You try the table.
You get it?
I get it, you know, because he's edge.
He's edged, he's got shrub.
Oh!
Why are you just on a fucking horrible victim, you two?
And I'm not going to accept. No, no, no.
Got a talk, bro?
Nah.
You didn't even say it.
Well, I don't know. I'm not actually on this today. I can walk out and see.
Please, will you, if I, my crit wants to transfer it to you?
No, I, I must.
No chance.
You wouldn't want to.
No.
Nah, you would.
I'll put it down so would you do it? No. I would never have it at me.
I don't listen to you. I would refuse to do it.
I would never have a camera by my ear.
All right, if I get cold red balls, we do find them.
We all get red balls, find them.
Don't buy red balls for you.
This is my treat for tonight.
Can I have a treat for tonight?
You got about five already, but go for it.
Okay.
Thank you, you stay away, you get yourself to the vaguer, all right?
How about some asparagus?
And by the way, that's quick for a man that needs to eat two of your KG.
Asparagus, isn't that like a famous Roman, or something?
Yeah, it's Roman.
Yeah, it's just been a prick.
It really is.
That's something that's not quick.
It's the flash.
Oh, that's something that's not quick.
The flash.
Why doesn't it smell so good though?
But the arm is out of your pants.
But why do you think it looks so drinkable?
Obviously he shouldn't look a little killier.
Oh my god, and it washing up, had it?
It's our young ladies. It's chilling, I'm sitting there.
Oh, don't do that.
Go blocks. Is that a bit of yish?
No, no, no. You said just to impress.
He used to like it, but he got banned.
I think that ban was a time.
The best gift card has happened.
Is that what we've... that's what we're at nowadays.
It's unreal. It's actually right down there.
Hello Greg.
Are we getting something?
We are having a party.
That's an unbelievable gift.
The delivery of Christmas clothes.
The Christmas presents should I say.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh.
Do you all like what?
Oh.
I swear like that.
I'm having a little fizzy birthday.
Oh, what did you come all in when you got a sweet and sour sweet?
The candy king.
He could use it in his jungle if you want it.
Even for your side, that was quite simply shite.
That's what I'm talking about, mate.
I love pie, you love pie.
I hate to throw the Tess Ka journey in me, man.
Yeah, no, I'll do something.
Well, I'd like mine doing it for you.
Thank you.
It's too good.
You've got to be cool.
It's easy.
It's really easy, mate.
Yeah, it is.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, mate.
I don't forget we've got five main eat olds left.
This is international food section.
International food.
Yeah, I went down from here, mate.
Oh, that stuff's banging!
K8 Black Grape, 60-paired cow.
It is loaded with sugar though, but it is good.
You get it?
No, I'm gonna be well, mate.
Well, it's done a lot of work.
That's why I'm being biotic.
I've only gone for a K8.
Anyone, any of you who know,
the bite is a proper good boss-man drink, guys.
Sparkling Black Grape.
What do you like, boss-man?
What's that, boss-man?
I feel like a friend we have.
What's the boss man look like?
I dunno, he runs a shop.
Did I say his shop?
I'd say he's like a premier or like a Nissan.
He's like a bit of a corner shop.
I'm not gonna judge out my boss man look like.
He was bald and he was called Steve.
So what he looked like was he was bald and he'd made him Steve.
That's really the strategy what he looked like.
That's what they're called.
What the fuck does he do?
I've got a little milk in your house, by the way.
Did you hear that?
You have to come closer.
I'm not really, mate. Come closer.
Excuse me?
Milk.
Are you trying to make a bloody cup of tea?
Oh, you just too happy.
Oh, hey, get that on.
You ever want a brew, by the way?
Yorkshire Gold.
You're seeing you have to go wise one goal premium
I'll say I think it's scamper
I'm going to show off.
I'm going to show off.
Are you alright?
Take that off.
Usually that's for the cameras.
Nah, I didn't know what to do.
Give me that.
Really?
Oh, the ones I put in?
Yeah, absolutely.
The other one's not right.
Proper rental crests.
Fucking divine.
You can tell that man.
Yeah, it's done.
How about it?
No, you're doing well. You're doing well.
Get away from the cakes. Get away from the cakes.
Get away from the cakes.
Get away from the cakes.
Come on.
Got the right one.
We do.
We do.
Game!
These birds.
What was it you did, mate?
I was just being bullseye-y-ed.
Oh, Jack!
Look at this, you're like, dancing.
Hi, hi.
Ah, now you're doing well, you're doing well, you're doing well.
Look at you, Wallace.
Frigerators.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Frigerator? I'll fill it all, so...
That was another horrible joke.
Okay, I'm a Frigerator.
Oh.
Not at all.
Thank you.
Take.
All right guys.
Throw it in there.
She's the one I like on top.
What's your go-to thingy there?
I think it's a new, I think it's a new friend button just to carry notes.
Oh, it's gone.
Oh.
Oh, we get something out.
Oh, no, I'm worried in the morning.
Thank you, sir.
We can get something out of this.
We're going to have to...
I'm going to leave you alone for a while.
Oh, Jolt, we're going to get from one direction to the other.
Sweet, we've got to get to the team before it shuts.
I know, I know, I know.
It's closed.
Oh, I might have to use the water.
It's closed.
It's closed.
It's closed.
Hello, Caroline.
You didn't just stand and shot us what we did.
Oh, that's it.
You didn't just stand and shot the wing.
No, no, no, no.
And down here.
Oh, that's a good again.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks, mate.
Thanks, mate.
Thanks, mate.
No problem.
Currently waiting.
Are you still in the car?
Oh, thanks.
I don't have a baby, I don't have any, it's not Bobby.
Oh, sorry.
You've been missing house, you can find a baby.
I've been missing house, I don't have a baby.
Which side do you draw the red one?
Er, I don't have it, mate.
Oh, the one between my eyes.
You might be right up there, though.
Yeah.
What have you brought?
What have you brought?
I've got red bulls.
Oh, yeah.
Look at his eyes.
Look at his eyes.
He's got a red bull on his eye.
He's just a room.
He's 34.
I'm 24.
I'm 24.
I'm just staying too far.
I know me
We can't get it because we haven't got ideas
Let's go with us. Have we a toilet?
I think the same
I want to get one of these beanie
Boy, it does work.
That's great.
I want to test my beanie.
Get the car in out of fact.
Yeah, he's up there.
Wait, do you need ideas for Chucky Millie?
Oh, I hope so.
There you go.
I can't believe he's thought I'm 50.
50's coming.
What the fuck?
I'm actually 30 now.
I think you want to test that way more.
I'll say it again.
It's a little bit more than that.
No problem.
Thank you.
Thank you, mate.
Oh, mate, you have a great day.
Red Bull Ambassador, you can't even get your own clothes.
Look, I can't even pay you for that now.
This is just the thing with testing.
We can buy kitchen knives.
We can't find red bull.
I'm thirsty for them.
So I'm paying for that.
How are we deciding?
I'll do it.
No, we're not.
Yeah, and I'll be at the 24 shops, which are bad.
I'll pay one iron, I'll pay one iron.
Well, honestly, you're all right.
It's fine, it's fine, don't you think?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Not your bag.
A bag?
Yeah, I'll buy some help.
You don't buy them in here?
No, this is...
You're going to take six seconds to do buy a bag.
I'm going to take six seconds to do buy a bag.
I'll get the car, I'll get the car.
It's been a good day.
Oh, here you get my wallet.
Here you get it. I'll pay for a carrying bag for this.
Forty pimp!
Jesus Christ, he's broke five. He's forty pimp.
He's going to crash out from here.
He's going to come up and take a check-out.
She's actually going to crash out.
I hope so.
He's going to put the airbag in there.
He's going to crash out.
By the way, son of that guy, he does have a crater right behind the battery, don't he?
Yeah, that's zero, that's the worst one. I should have three, so I think...
I think he did, again.
No, I love a rattle, but that's the worst way, but it takes a long time.
Don't forget his air pressure, don't you?
And they're trying to get the paperwork over the line on deadline day.
Well, he joins Red Bull.
Well, he gets the signing done.
Declined day is upon us.
He's gone through.
He's gone through.
Oh, I've got a fucking rebel I gotta wrap him up.
Come on, the blue one.
Red Bull.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you.
Oh, fucking screw.
Right, can you...
Can you carry anything, huh?
Yeah.
I've also got a phone, but...
You've got to say my career again.
He was. Yeah, look at his stage, he knew what he was saying.
So, were you carrying anything? He said, yeah.
Now you can say...
I wasn't asking that.
You know what, mate?
I just don't say that loud
What do you say?
I'm just gonna scan that
Scan what?
The bag
Oop, you alright?
You don't think it's a thing?
I don't think I've got anything
I've got an idea, let's go
Where's it gone?
Oh man, I think I just entered the back room
Can someone help me through there?
Do you have it up on the gate?
Oh, he's got all your hip hop through here.
All good?
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
Have a great night.
Thank you.
No, but Jake is Gary Glitzer, isn't he?
No, I'm not Gary Glitzer.
He's not Gary Glitzer.
I certainly don't want to be in his gang.
He's just a similar interest.
What are you doing?
No.
He is not Barney and Dom.
What music?
No.
Can you stop calling me a dumb?
Just trying to get it.
Going that light one.
I'm holding it on my left for a while.
There, there, there.
That's right.
I don't know.
That's what it is for me.
Can I try it?
That's what it is for you.
What do you mean, it's yours?
I don't know.
That's what it is for me.
I'm going to swap up with you in here.
You in here?
No.
You in here?
Oh, no.
Yeah, we know. I've got a bit of an issue.
I'll take the slug salad.
I've got a couple of conducives here.
The ones that don't want me.
Oh, yeah, I'm well aware.
We'll give out like a prefer to form each other up now, guys.
I'll give out like a prefer to form each other up now, guys.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
We have to go through here.
We have to go through here.
Ah, what a wrong boat!
I'm giving you a fucking gig, you bunny!
Oh!
Fuck!
Oh no!
I thought I'd forever.
What?
I thought I'd forever.
I'm shaking up for you staying tonight.
Excuse me?
What?
Don't dare my ass.
Ah, stop it then I thought she was.
That's right.
Don't look at me!
You pathetic piece of shit.
Oh God. Oh God.
Hey, many of them are like that.
I thought I had an orange one, it's actually changed.
You can get Clio in there, mate. Clio.
Do you know what I'm here?
You know the orange minions? Do I do anything?
Can I fill a bit? This one?
What is it?
I'm not worried, really.
Have you had a meeting with Ginger?
No.
Are they like proper Ginger or just like that?
They don't like them.
I've asked them three times.
I bet, um...
Ginger's appeared to be what I've initially seen.
There's always Ginger born stars, isn't there, sir?
Fuck it out!
Go down, lose that one.
Oh.
Right, then.
It's more sustainable, ain't it, Chas?
Nah.
Woke nonsense, get the returns back.
What, the Jane DeVon cars?
Yeah, they're like 60% electric.
Very factory heavy.
Are you against that, sorry, Chas?
Yeah, I am, because I go,
oh, we need to cut down on fuel costs
and then fly the cars across the globe every week.
It's been ruined by...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
the globe every week. It's been ruined by eco-terrorists, they spoil everything. They've ruined Greg Soss's
roles and now they're ruining Formula One. No, they're not ruining Formula One. And if they want to invite us, we've seen
Grand Prix, the Abbey Grand Prix, the Star Grand Prix, the Van Gogh Grand Prix, so they've stolen all of their electric.
I went to him and I got him in the back there, the best we've ever done.
Who are you?
What's that?
Eagle, right?
Yeah.
That's him?
Yeah, that's just a character.
Oh, he goes here, man.
Look, real.
Oh, you think you're Lin Blythe, guys?
Hey, that's, he's class now.
Yeah, because he's Billy.
He already got points in his first race.
He's in Nelson too, which makes it quite good.
My boy Arthur.
He's got a great sense of humour and he's actually a really nice guy.
Do you know what a team he's got?
Yes, Red Bull, he's a cash out.
88, Red Bull Sugarfreak.
Red Bull Sugarfreak, which I actually fucking call him all the time.
No, I love him, he's a good guy.
Look at that, Josh.
What?
To be fair, he gave him his team mate as well, Liam Dawson.
Liam's a top guy.
They call him a good guy.
Liam's a good guy.
Why?
Don't know that from the shadow.
You like that, do you?
Yeah.
Let me know that I'm doing this.
I'm sorry.
I was going that way.
I think I've breathed my rib and like,
he whacked me into the side of the car.
What, when he was in?
Stop this.
Oh, brilliant.
Can't breath your ass.
Good.
Good.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
No, I can't breath.
Ah!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What are you swearing at?
I'm trying to speak.
She's happy to go up at speed.
This is like the Avengers ride, Disney.
Oh jeez.
Very aggressive staff.
I just want to value, I mean, this is just not value at all.
My life insurance policy is gone.
What was that? I've got it.
Honestly boys.
Hello.
Hi.
I'm in handover here. I've got a load of...
I'm in handover here. I've got a load of...
Why are you calling so late?
Thank you, I'm glad.
Hello. I'm calling so late.
I'm in handover here. I've got a load of...
That was a robbery, yes.
Yeah, it was a mystery, but I'm not speaking to you.
I'm not talking to you about...
Yeah, you need five bloody suspicious lads,
but if we're really next up to the fucking roadwalks,
in Manchester, police have caused my suspicion big.
Travelling around fast, but you know,
we've gone a 10-4-10-4,
the driver is a ginger man.
He's probably running zealom on us.
Got your license ID there, sir.
Oh, he's getting back!
Why haven't you seen this fucking truck?
The challenge?
The black people's challenge?
What challenge is that?
Well, you know what I mean, but the thing is, basically,
when you, um, right here in the south,
you want to have to stop right in front of you.
you turn the fucking song off on your spot
you sing this
What the f**k is going on? What are you doing?
If you want to fuck about and you want to mess about, oh, hehehehe.
Hold on, I've got the atom, I've got the atom so I do it.
Ginge on it like you.
If you want to fuck about and mess about, you can get the fuck out and walk home.
Where is it?
I can't walk.
I need to lock in here and look back and look.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try and get a little bit of
What's up brother? Now I've got a beanie on, I just saw a different man. I've been there,
done that. Five of ten, five of five, five of three, five of twenty-two. Yeah, do the
primes. Yeah, fuck the primes. Who's that beanie I've sent to someone who can sub and
Try and invite them up right to the tail, what?
Get your job done.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, that looks good.
Yeah, mate.
Come on.
I ain't, I don't mind it.
Keep going, keep going.
Beanie.
How about that one?
Yeah, just...
Hold on, do you know what I'm doing with that?
There you go.
Yeah!
Alright.
Two options, you don't buy it at a cat's like.
Oh you, you're stuck in the back of the stairs.
And you're gonna get a fucking water bottle.
That's a bottle for me though, a bottle for me though.
Yeah, did you?
Mm-hmm.
Buy a bottle and come to me, I'll give you one, you know.
Yeah, I'll give you one more.
I'll give you one more.
You want more?
I like it.
No, I'll get out of this ghost ship.
I'll bring one of these guys to the ghost ship.
That's wrong of that.
I'll bring one of these guys to the ghost ship.
Oh no.
Fucking shit, really?
Fuck.
That stinks in there.
Is one of the guys...
What is following that?
Is one of the guys...
Ahhhh!
Tell me if we can get some points.
It's all right.
I'm working.
We have to get some points.
What I'm saying is, tomorrow night at this kitchen I'm going to get blubbered and then
we're going to have the Pies Kitchen podcast right here.
I was just there.
Pies Kitchen quarter is going to be off tomorrow.
I'll bust the bad news.
What's that?
I'll bust the bad news.
Oh you can grab that!
I didn't drink today so I can't tomorrow.
I'll drink it tomorrow.
I've got a big weekend.
Do what?
Go on, mate.
Brother, I've got a train on Saturday at 5am,
and I'm going to be drinking tomorrow.
Get tired. I'm a pussy.
He'll have to be here.
Chaz, come on. It's a party.
I'm happy with Jake's lunch.
I would normally rather just not drink,
because I told Ben and Oya who's on Guinness.
I was out there on Afton.
Schlerz and J2F tonight.
Oh I've got the shirt on, I'm old Schlerz and I'm old Schlerz.
I'm old Schlerz, I'm old Schlerz, I'm old Schlerz.
No, you're the old Schlerz, old pleasure.
Have a Schlerz, I'm old Schlerz.
Ah we love a Schlerz.
Right, I was so pissed on Schlerz I asked him.
I was hammered by you.
I'm pretty sure we're like that's supposed to go in the fridge.
No, it's the next thing we do.
Oh, so, I've got you in the block, innit?
What's the date of that?
Oh it's Bums.
I love my chap.
What's the sound I love to play?
Uncovered kitchen.
Oh my God you've got out of the way.
I'm not going to get accused of loving slurs here.
No, slur is the drink.
I'm not a lover of slurs.
I'm just like how you said your kitchen's safe.
It's probably because you've got uncovered out of me.
I don't know what to do.
Equal enemy.
No, I left it there and put it back somewhere.
I didn't even have someone else to put it.
I'm just in the place.
You on?
I'm just going to go out and out.
I'm from the Black Forest.
Can we make it to 2-1?
Stay in there.
Oh, I'll tell you what I've got.
We're going to put it on the ground.
Oh, we're going to end here.
Put the key back.
I'll take you down.
I don't know.
That's a tap there.
I'm pretty excited. Do you want a group chat?
Nah, you're not part of it. I'm going to make it bang in one, but my friends.
What am I going to do? I'm probably going to go upstairs, have a shower and go there.
I'll go up at nine.
Right, guys.
It's six, seven times.
Yeah, I'm not going to have to think about it.
What that means is my bed's got six, seven bedding on.
So when I go to bed now, I say it's six, seven times.
Yeah
bought raw chicken and decided to not cruise it if you're going to keep it in there. And
if you actually have a look at these, when the packets expand like that, it means it's
how we date. You've got raw chicken that went out of date on the 16th of March, which I've
called a wajida bot, don't do I?
Oh, there you go.
Oh, with respect, I was just going to say.
Oh, what have you done, now?
I'm going to go and throw a small one.
Oh, I can just throw that.
Oh, my God, that's a cool one.
Tell the insiders to go and fucking throw it away.
Oh, because, right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fucking throw it away.
Hang on, mate.
No, so what have I done?
I've done a weekly shot, bought some fucking chicken
What do you want to get in here?
Oh, I fucking need one.
I've got the camera.
Don't let me know.
I'm gonna have a fucking emotion.
It's weird seeing you poor, hasn't it?
We're getting it, mate.
Oh, I...
No, you don't have to get me back inside.
Why?
You don't have to be like,
it's just more...
I don't want to see you in me today.
You're right, Sid.
Fuck, mate.
That's terrible.
You're the fucking biggest and worst one of that.
Yeah.
And if any of us done this,
you can go back for it.
Yeah, you know what?
Yes, you were.
Yes, come on.
We'll let everyone down.
I'd stick up through the door.
No one's going to help them, though.
I haven't.
We haven't.
You were literally passing the ball around me all day today,
at the sheet.
Yeah, that's because you're a shit football player.
Is that what you're doing?
Is that you?
That's not.
That was mine.
After knocking, she...
But it's been fucking emotional.
I'm not going to say part.
I'm going to walk to my end of the day.
You have to...
I'm ending.
I'm ending.
Guys, what a stream, I love you all.
What are you doing there?
Yeah, I put it.
I want to do the cinema.
Yeah, I want to do that.
I'll put it at 9.
Yeah, that's fine.
I want 8 hours.
I'll go at 10.
This is what happens, because we're going to go at 10.
We'll go at 11.
No, I have to.
I'll film it.
Same, I've got to go somewhere at 12.
Same.
I'll then go straight back to sort of fly.
No, no, no, no.
You said you'd talk like that, were you laughing at me?
Why don't you say you'd talk like that?
What?
You said I'd talk like that, were you laughing at me?
Why don't you say you'd talk like that?
What?
You said you'd talk like that?
What?
I'm not even trying to do that.
I saw that coming to me.
I said it didn't give it.
I don't know what I was doing.
I'll come test you.
You can't test me.
Oh my god.
I will not test you.
I had double.
Did you get to test him?
How did you get there?
It was a middle please.
I gave it.
I'll give it.
I'm leaving.
Right, I'm going to go to main camp.
So you can come with me.
Oh shit is your thing on it.
So, you ain't.
You gonna stay here and have something to pack?
What? You just said you'd drink something to it.
Yeah.
What?
In the tap there.
Oh, alright.
It's bad that it...
You shouldn't be fucking after that.
I got myself something to do with this.
What's your name?
I've got a ride, but you know...
You've got to check on the looks a lot.
I've got a Britain tour...
Yeah, I think so.
Well, it's a pretty first, isn't it?
Look, you've added that on.
Yeah.
And I also got a couple of...
What's our life for the rest I've got with it?
What is our new filming for?
That's our live filming tomorrow.
From half four to half eight.
And then after that, fucking straight air party on.
Jeez.
I don't know if you can trust me or not, it's very smart, very smart.
I'll probably let me know if I can see it then.
You can wait and see, but I don't know if you can trust me.
No, of course we're dripping in.
I'll take your juice, I need a liqour.
We've got a gacha.
How are the testicles?
Very transparent.
How are they going to put it down on my finger?
That's real.
Well, I was wondering.
Yeah, you might be up to six people for three levels.
free ripples. You should have seen stage right at the beginning.
Oh wait, come here I go. I don't know.
So when they're like, be careful with these little hips up here,
they're like, what, what, what, what? I don't know, I'm running into a like mission.
You are? I don't know. I don't want to do a minute go of weeks,
Really when I'm not seeing you, you know, obviously your your my image you may as always with this one
So it's like shot
Well change the image in your head man
Not hard is it
You dick for brains
What's going on with you?
What's going on with you?
What's going on with you?
What the heck you fucking scuppy cunt?
Put it in a fucking dishwasher!
That's why we going on!
What's the matter with you?
Fucking healthy fucking people!
You're a fucking scum!
You're a fucking scum!
You're a fucking scum!
Do you want me?
I wonder what you've done when I skipped that.
Who?
You've got to skip that, bro.
It looks so cool and kind of re-synchastic.
What, this is a drink?
Yeah.
Sheeey!
Sheeey!
Oh, do you look so...
Well, for me, I would think it was for what, honey?
Yeah.
The other side.
No, the part of the back seat is set by the tennis.
Oh, right.
Oh, part of the rear wheel.
I like that.
I can have that slip, too.
You know, it's a bit like a foot.
You have to accept it.
That's what it's all about.
You have to accept that.
Yeah.
If you're legit, you can get out of it.
Right, go.
I don't want to make shit in the disco shirt.
What's up with this thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's going into your mind?
What's going into me?
It's not going into me, man.
Oh yeah, you bastard.
Yeah.
So, what about you?
Jin, if you've done a brand deal with yourself.
Uh, Jin, you ain't got a brand deal with me.
No, it's a brand deal.
No, it's a brand deal.
Nothing, man.
So, thank you.
Oh, it hasn't been you the day yet.
Yeah, what's going on?
Don't you see it?
Thank you.
No.
Hey!
Shhh!
I don't know.
I didn't be in queue the other day.
Oh, yes, yes, sir.
You'd like, sir?
I didn't be in queue the other day.
Let's go, go ahead.
I didn't be in queue the other day.
Sir, can I come in?
What?
Sir, I wasn't being in queue the other day yet.
I'm back and not being noticed.
Go ahead.
He's got a four.
You're a hot guy.
Sir, I wasn't being in queue the other day.
You're my mate, thank you.
What the fuck mate?
Fucking what?
I mean, fucking...
I can't shut my door from boredom.
Fucking too, right?
Contents here man, I'm filling this one shit.
Here we go.
Got some range of sunglasses actually.
I'll come back tomorrow
and it'll all be fucking still in here
and I'll have that people some fucking
Struppy bastards will end up putting
clean stuff in, dirty stuff in the clean stuff.
This one?
That was a good one, didn't it?
Finished?
No idea.
Well, it's right that they bring this thing back up.
They finish in a scab.
And a quantum power bolt.
Oh, can that one drop?
Yeah, it's called quantum power bolts.
The black packet.
They're the best.
I knew it, Captain.
I knew it was bloody technical.
See, that was a good shot.
Look at what he's saying.
You know what I'm saying.
We don't say that in our house.
What's that?
It's a steak.
No, no, no.
Oh, right.
What it is.
It does come in that.
Where did you wear these things?
What did I say?
What did I say?
Yeah, Sergeant being queued over there, yeah.
Yeah? Oh, don't just do it.
Being queued.
Yeah.
Sergeant being queued over there, some guy comes up to me and goes...
Oh, the berries, that's me.
Yeah, the berries he's got.
Can't call up that, mate.
There it is, we got it.
Go on then.
Don't just do it.
Being queued over there, yeah.
Sergeant being queued over there, yeah.
Cosmogon.
It's divine. Absolutely divine.
Let me put a note down.
What have you done with all that?
No, no, it's like 500 in the whole bag.
This is still not that big.
Sorry guys, we've got your link here.
So I was in being queued and some guy comes up to me and he goes,
Do you want decking? So I got put to punching.
So being queued, do you like decking?
You know actual one and death in but that gives us with turn for punching people and like just knocking someone out
So that's why I got the first punch in
Can someone like that? That's all right
I'll give you a clip
Don't waste our fucking time shit story
Really sorry Sara
Sorry sir, sorry to say, just...
...virtualism.
Thank you.
Right, six-seven time.
Almost on my phone!
No!
Local bench!
Do you know the...
Hurry up, Michael! No!
I'll eat anything in the fucking fridge!
You know there's a few fridges, right?
Yes! No, I'm not coming for that!
Come on, let me feed you now.
Definitely, definitely, I can't stand it.
Have you had my full fucking out?
Alright, I believe you. Have a good night mate.
You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me.
Yo, now I'm out of here.
Yo, out of here.
Yo.
So fat canal in the right fridge downstairs in the fridge downstairs
What opened it? What opened it was.
What kind?
And it's now not there.
Now, a lot of noise.
And it's curious.
When did it have been there?
It was put there yesterday.
In the right foot.
Not me.
Did you hear that?
No, I'll tell you two, yeah.
I'll tell you two later.
I did see a pullback now.
But this was like two days ago, yeah, and you've already seen it, doing the pool cupboard, behind some cereal.
There's a bottle, a bottle. Oh, a bottle, no, no, no, I mean, I had a can.
I've not seen a bottle of coke.
Coke.
Coke.
Oh, you can't, sorry.
Wait, was it, was it the Max Canal or?
No, Red Canal.
Really?
Where's Brett?
I don't know, I haven't seen him.
Interesting.
I don't know what I've seen here.
What kind of have you been stressed today?
What?
I've got to pull you out.
I'm a great night, Michael.
Yeah!
What do you got, Mark?
you come up why are you in my room man
thank you always eat my room man but we don't have to talk shit why are you
running the show though? oh yeah it's coming show it's coming
what? can't show it in time come on he's got a ride home because of the leak
come on let's go to the chest oh fuck this sign
What the hell is going on?
What's that, mate?
What?
It's a bottle.
Five of them in a week.
Red kid out on the fridge on the right.
Mate, what the hell did you fucking came in?
I'm here now.
You know me to do.
Jakey, what am I reading from?
No one's talking to you.
No one's looking at you.
No one's breathing in your diary.
You know me to do.
You know me to do.
Jakey, what am I reading from?
No one's talking to you.
No one's looking at you.
No one's breathing in your diary.
You know me to do.
No one's breathing in your direction. Stop getting involved.
And also, get the fuck out of my chair.
Mate, you're in my fucking name.
I'm gonna make a statement.
I'm gonna be in GD Texas, do you wanna go watch a film?
Aw, yeah, I just finished a stream now, I'll have a look, yeah.
Is it? Just like that?
Let's not come out here anymore. What?
No, I can't.
Can I have a seat on the stream?
Of course you can.
Yeah, tell him, tell him, he comes here, does a bit of streaming and fucks off right?
We all have boy nights, we all have boy nights, we all have boy nights.
Yeah, we all have boy nights.
We all have slotting shit.
Straight after streaming right, we have boy nights where we go fucking chill, have a gossip, watch some films.
WHAAAAAAAA
You lost the noses
We're there
Nice
He might have been fucking bored when that came out
You know what it is?
WHAAAAAAAA
That ain't changed come on
You you you
WHAAAAAAAA
You got it
WHAAAAAAAA
WHAAAAAAAA
WHAAAAAAAA
WHAAAAAAAA
Sorry I fucking killed that
That and all.
Yeah.
What would you say?
What did you know?
Speak that I'm only watching a film, just Toy Story.
Two.
Three.
Two.
Two.
Yeah.
Oh, it's got Alan.
No, no, no.
No.
Oh, it's Toy Bar now.
Oh, Toy Bar now.
Yeah.
There he is.
Oh, there he is.
He's killing my cousin.
You're Alan.
You're not in the second one.
Oh, it's Toy Bar.
You're only in the first one.
You're the same.
Oh, boy, don't say that.
It's a fucking good one.
You're not in the second one.
You're only in the first one.
You're only in the second one.
I'll have to be the most one to correct me
I was prison breakers, I'm a boys
What's the name?
You want to say boys or something?
What?
No, that's not for me
That's all
Back to the subject
He looks been no quite terrible
No he doesn't, you're a small person
I see you in the household
I see you in the household
How is your other mates?
Oh
Oh, I thought it was around there. It's awkward.
Colleagues.
Every gin she's just moved into a new mansion.
£80,000 per week.
£20,000 per week.
I want to know why we're not being mentioned.
I don't think I would believe it was that.
We wouldn't be in here right now.
Absolutely not.
That's very fair.
That's what the Prussian said.
There's only people here.
I'm going to show you that.
That's probably why she only mentioned it.
Exactly.
That's pretty cool.
I can't like I'm actually not but I might come down for 20 30 minutes of film
just a bit quite and you're showing your face sometimes enough yeah
I don't feel fairly tomorrow so we're on going to him
I've probably gone quite a half-toddly
I'm gonna go and speak to my streamer and I'll catch you tomorrow
That's all.
WEDNES!
WEDNES!
WEDNES!
He's fucking calling you.
He's calling.
No, he's funny though.
He's sometimes he's funny.
WEDNES!
No, no, no, no, no.
Nah, I'm gonna fucking go back in there and have a shower.
You're not having a shower?
You ain't gonna stay here.
So I might as well have a shower.
You're gonna eat your ass with water then.
Yeah.
Honestly, this guy, this guy, this guy, I ain't been able to stay here.
It was fixed before I straight, he had no time.
I'm fixed if it's still not fucking fixed, you dim.
I don't know why you're getting so aggressive with me.
I don't care what the covers will be.
I'm gonna get aggressive because you'll be in the front of your dick.
No, you'll be in the front of your dick.
You'll be in the front of your dick.
You'll be in the fucking prick.
You look like a fucking bag of quailess.
Look at your fucking hair, you look like a fucking...
...Nedda Paul.
You look like a fucking Milky Boy, Ted.
Yeah, and you don't you look like.
Cause you like chocolate.
You look like Ron Weasley.
Who?
Ron Weasles.
Well you look like Malfoy, if he'd been in a serious accident.
Some quidditch.
He has got it now, he's playing the quail, he hasn't.
I'll take your hair off and you do an EXCLAIR OF A TRONNER!
I'm going to bed. I'm going to bed. And I'll bye bye. Bye bye.
I ain't having a shower. I ain't got no water. I'm going to stay for a shower. I'm going to
grab one tonight. I'm out for a drink. Alright. Keep you out.
Hello, hello, hello chat. Hello there. I hope you're all doing well. I don't know
I can catch a fucking spell that's very weird must admit very weird people if we could just all fucking run about catching spells now
I think Harry Potter is fucked
Do you know I mean?
So can I on say these desk yeah, I'll go and have a look I'll go and I'll go have a look
It's alright. I would muck yours too at it, but we'll see we'll see but chat
Thank you very very much for today's stream. I have got to get off now because I've got a little perk
I'm doing something tomorrow
I need to get somewhere but chat. Thank you very very much. I appreciate you's man. Absolutely fucking
He moved it that's interesting. I'll look in a minute, but chat. Thank you very very much
I'll be live tomorrow probably around nine o'clock when I get to the house taste of course is having a party
So it's gonna be a fucking it's gonna be sick
So that that should be really fun if I've got time tomorrow
I'll go live before I start doing what I'm doing
But yeah, I'm doing something pretty sick tomorrow, which is live as well
So is it not live on Twitch live somewhere else? I don't say much more. But yeah chat. Thank you very very much
I will see you all tomorrow
Who shall we read? Let's have a look
Who shall we?
No, no, no, no, no Tommy's not going is it?
I'll see you all tomorrow, good night, God bless, sleep tight, I'll see you all tomorrow,
have a good one, love you all man, love you man, thank you so much for everything, love
you, I'll see you tomorrow.