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03-29-2026 Ā· 10h 54m
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That's a Wi-Fi which means hopefully it doesn't go down or it doesn't be as pixelated, okay?
If it is still peeing, we'll just get our phone sorted for the next time and then we
can go from there.
that we should be pretty much good to go that's not right Chazza why aren't you
bringing your own drinks I give you sorry sorry God honestly fucking pisses me
off that stop it chat stop calling it out please thank you and but yeah so
Connie's that he downstairs but this is the self let's get a nice wide shot of
the cell before you check
Let's get a nice wide shot of the self before it changes and then by the end of today that
will be a different self.
He's got three to four hours, so I'm going to help him get everything the fuck out of
there.
Then if you follow me through to my bedroom chat, from here, this is what we are going
focus on today for ourselves okay so obviously that war needs painting we're
aware of that okay we're very very we're very very aware of that and the bed's fine
at the minute I'm actually steady yes I can't complain we've got brand new mattress
all this is for the stuff that are going in for the self etc so that's the
cons to take out what I'm thinking right is today we get Stan TV we can even put
They're standing the TV there, but this is what I want.
I want a spare set up in this room.
Let me know what you reckon we should or not yet.
There's a slight peek, slight peek, right?
And then, for example, when pie comes or anyone else comes,
like, Dead G, if he was to come,
we can have a set up here for them to use.
So I think it's probably worth doing,
or we just get out of the bedroom for ourselves.
I'm not too sure yet.
Or maybe, I mean, we could also just put a set up
somewhere else in the house for them for example the living room downstairs no
I'm not sure should be sick to be fair anyway from without further ado let's
crack on trying to find Dave oh he's left his clothes here as well fucking silly
bastard
Right, where is it?
I know, I've also just taken
Chesty Cough Numb Drowsy, it's fucking revolting.
Disgusting, that is.
Ginger was doing that kit.
Yeah, about three days ago maybe?
Oh, that's some water.
Yeah, but in terms of feeling, I'm still not feeling good.
My head feels like it's about to explode, really bad, really bad.
And I felt sick after the Chinese as well yesterday so today I'm just gonna have water
and normal food.
I'm gonna say that I had a heel for breakfast last dinner so...
Huey, I wake up in the morning and I drink Huey.
I love Huey with all the vitamins that I need for the morning.
Tomorrow, Bali, I will um, fuck.
You can't go there, I know. Oh hang on, that room's getting sorted today and that one
doesn't need anything doing. You can't do that, but yeah.
Get off the internet, is he fucking... Oh I'm sorry, I think we all paid for the
The Wi-Fi, don't you?
The Wi-Fi!
Oh, you got the fucking Wi-Fi!
The Wi-Fi!
I think you got the Wi-Fi!
The Wi-Fi!
The Wi-Fi!
The Wi-Fi!
It's five people left!
What do you mean five people left?
Right, where do we go to?
Eight hundred pink!
Eight hundred pink?
Hold on.
Two hundred?
Five, five.
By the way, you should try this new season of Fortnite, by the way.
It's Unreal.
It's okay.
You are.
Yes, you did it!
You're not going to do it!
Stop!
No!
What are you doing?
Let me in!
Let me in!
You are a piss-taker!
Well, I'm not...
That's not very epic games either.
No, but...
I don't want you to win your first game, Chas.
I want you to warm up.
You are a ginger in my bed.
What was his thought process, by the way?
He took me in there and I was talking about giving it to anyone else!
Well, if you don't like it, you can bugger off.
That was quite a bit games.
1v1 him.
I've got stuff to do today.
GOOOOOAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!
You OK?
Yeah, yeah, you alright?
Very good, we've just done this thing where we've never seen each other already, cause obviously the camera's on now.
We've had world star moments happening here.
Yeah, men's life.
Basically Chazer was in the Fortnite lobby with five people left after I turned his PlayStation off.
That'll do it.
That'll do it, that'll do it.
Right, what's our next move?
Do you want to see my band?
I would love to see your band.
Come on, everyone.
Let's go.
Do you want me to wait here while you get the camera?
No, that's fine.
The best in the fucking business, mate.
You've got these crocs on.
Come on.
Dodgy color.
Right, here she is.
Right, sick.
It's not home, I live in there now.
inside that is oh my toilet roll yeah this is it that is fucking maybe let me put the
speaker on this is fucked oh shit does you drive one as well or not no they can't
if you're driving a Supose. Great for some road head. Oh dirty bastard. Do you want to take a ride later?
Oh no. Right this is the speaker system.
That's nice, I like that.
Do you actually listen to this type of music? No, I just want this as a good demonstration for the bass.
I was going to say yeah, for the bass it's good but I wouldn't listen to that.
Do you know what I listen to?
I'm expecting something good to...
I won't judge you yet. I'll wait for the beat.
Do you like to be emotional when you're driving?
Yeah.
Nice. Who sings this?
Oh, you know it, do you?
Kaboom, ka-pow, ka-pow
On the map, yeah
I like that, I like that music
That's pretty sick
Got it in the full transit now
That's actually pretty sick
Hey, Mike, I'll see you in a bit, mate
See ya
See you in a bit, mate
I've slept in here twice. When I go to get work done on it, I'll camp over because the
work I get done is like in York. They're really far places, so I'll take it, I'll sleep over
the night. Why have you got tin foil on the roof?
So that's insulation, so eventually they'll get padded up and there'll be a proper seal
in there. So you're currently witnessing this van in quite a...
What percentage of the journey is it?
What percentage of the journey?
I'm gonna say like 70%.
70?
70, yeah.
Right, okay.
So you've got 30% still to go.
And what else are we looking for?
Where, like, you know, when are we putting the microwave in?
Yeah, so this is it.
So, so the bed right now, that, this is called a ripsy, so it folds up to be three seats.
So it's a, so it's a bed chair.
It's a bed chair, yeah.
So once we take this out, I can demonstrate that for you.
Yeah.
There'll be an ill-shaped unit around here.
Yeah.
there so I can like have hot cold drinks already yeah I've got a fridge there's
gonna be a sink or my sink a sink yeah it's gonna sound a lot more than 30%
that still needs doing mate I feel like I'm nearly there like a lot of what
it's been put a sink needs doing yeah microwave needs doing
microwave you just plug that in I've been still have you got blocks for it
yeah that trip's are done what where's the shower going ah good point so right
Right, by that corner, down there, there's a gap.
See the three cubes?
There they are.
It's gonna be an outdoor shower.
Oh, I'm taking a pace, but you actually got a shower in.
So over here, there's gonna be a panel,
and I'm gonna be able to connect a hose
that will feed water to the sink and to this part
so I can just have a little privacy curtain
and have a little shower outdoors if I want.
That's gonna be fucking unreal.
And then my toilet could probably slide in there
if I may have gone.
I wasn't going to get in the toilet.
If I'd probably shift the piss out then.
So you're going to be shifting in that drawer?
Maybe.
Yeah.
We've got a prime.
Got a prime?
No, I'm fine.
I don't drink that much.
Speaking of shit and piss, do you want to prove?
Speaking of shit and piss.
No, no, this is.
Joe, I'll never drink them because Joe, where that money goes?
So he's bar-leading because he's a fucking cheat
in horrible fucking hanging bastard.
I'm not part of that.
No, you don't need to be, but he's fucking
bribe FC for a reason.
Fair enough.
So why'd you try to roll on yet?
I just got an urgent.
I don't know what kind of gaff something I'm going to.
Yeah, so we've got a toilet in there.
So you can...
It's a nice gaff to be able to sell you my words, I don't know.
Nice, I'm proud of.
In Manchester, you never know, I suppose?
Yeah.
Right, so are we moving that one out first or moving this in first?
What do you prefer?
I think I'm going to bring some things in first.
Perfect.
What can I get you with?
Probably the desk.
The desk?
Let's get the fucking desk on the go then.
I'm just going to get a hack.
a hack it's quite cold. You got a key still to tell, aren't you?
Er, nah, he went down and opened the gate himself.
Oh. Thank you.
It's alright, it's okay.
You're all right.
Woo!
Awesome, I had enough today, so I'm going to have to get out of here.
Honestly, that skip's been here longer than fucking we have. I'm assuming it's fucking coming back.
Righty, oh well, let's go, go.
You're just going to get rid of his address.
It's like, you've got a lot of pressure here to not include his address.
Can you do that?
There you go, I'll do this side.
Sorry, I won't read it out anyway.
Was this the desk I was meant to have in the first place?
The first place was a bit of...
I hadn't wrapped myself.
Yeah, I thought I had gotten that one, right?
Yeah.
But you said you had a lot of bento up?
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You keep your crocs on, mate, if you want, mate.
Yeah, I think I want that one.
be very careful if he's addressing on this side.
Whoa!
Is that me?
Oh.
Split bit.
There we go.
Is it me?
I thought I was going to be doing this one, so...
No, no, it's not.
It's a fucking arly.
What's going on with that board?
With that board?
Well, basically there's two of them that are out as an omni.
And there's a Scholly, and it's a bit like which one do I get?
So he asked my chat and then they said for me to get a Scotland which is the one I've got now.
I think I've ordered that too late.
Yeah, and I think we'll fit that if you're not down anyway.
Yeah.
Did you do the last one?
You did, did you?
I did a scabble, please.
Oh, okay.
I'll just pop that over there.
Sweet.
Perfect.
Put your eyes bitch and get that one out.
You see the stream? Is that recording on the camera?
No, no, it was a boss. You can hear the footage if that's what you mean, yeah.
Well, what about the actual recording of that site?
So, what do you mean?
Uh, no.
Can you record it at the same time?
No.
I don't know. I've never tried it before.
Well, if you could record now.
No, he's not after you, Kevin.
Oh, there you go.
I can give you that.
Here you go, son of a...
Here you go, sir.
The next heaviest bit, that actual standing frame.
The standing frame.
It comes in two boxes.
Two boxes.
One each.
I don't know what I'm doing now.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, he goes up and down to the wheeler.
There's one of them.
I'm going to address them.
That's one.
Oh my god, fucking hell.
It's a little bit heavy.
By the way, if we fucking go shopping for a TV later and they say,
Oh, I've got my GDPR certificate, I should be alright.
Maybe not Sunday, by the way.
Look.
Don't mean shops not closed at all.
Yeah, they're closed at about six, mate.
I just had a phone call, I'm not going to be able to get a TV.
Jack, any good recommendations for a TV?
Can you put them in the chat?
Because I'm happy to...
What do you call it? Get a good one.
Should be alright.
I feel as though we should get a Samsung TV.
I feel as though we've
In a corner on the ropes with that one if I'm honest you I think it's going to have to be a Samsung TV
shop short of four
I need to close mate.
Close, erm, 4.30, so really, help him carry it up, and then we can set the fuck out of
here.
Basically.
Hey, Susie!
Susie with a 25!
You dirty bitch!
Go on, Susie, thank you very, very much love, you're a fucking legend, every fucking
Suzy fucking does it. Honestly, you're a fucking legend Suzy. Thank you so much love. I appreciate you a lot honestly. Thank you.
Hey, is it just me or is it actually a lot cleaner today? Like, it lags a tiny bit, but like, when we were on the planet, it was lagging a bit.
It's actually cleaner today, innit? Suzy, thank you so much love, obviously. I appreciate that. Thank you.
like when we wrote does seem better
right
any closer
it's Sunday so the shops close at R4
that's all right I'll have a packet of
hot teasers
okay I can sort that
maybe just a bottle of water
Ooh, boring.
Healthy.
All right.
Rupicon.
Can I have a bottle?
Actually, I don't like Rupicon.
What if I get a lot of it?
I get a lot of it.
Red Bull, a Red Bull.
I can get a Red Bull, no problem, mate.
A sugar-free one.
Sugar-free, what a flavour.
Just the original.
Just the original?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, you'll be a bit awkward this actually, Con.
Because I'm going to need you to move this van to the left a bit.
Awesome, you can get your land beginning eras out.
Yeah.
Yeah, no problem.
I appreciate that. And then Kirsty she has to move her vehicle.
She has to go tell Kirsty as well.
Thank you, Tom.
How are you?
How's it going? I like to talk to you now.
Oh, fuck it. Do you know what? I like to have that backsteer.
No problem.
Things are fucking good.
Are you okay to be going there, Tom? So I can get out of here, thank you.
Why don't I call that a dick or what a weird thing to do?
Pardon?
Yeah, he's very American.
Very weird.
Do you want me to call? Are you okay?
No, I need my lad in.
Have you got the matches in there?
Perfect.
Right, chat!
Do you want me to get Mike's?
Pardon?
Do you want me to get Mike's?
Mike's?
Yeah, we'll get Mike's.
In the video.
Yeah, man.
GDPR is in the car, oh! Riding machine.
Calaam so me, now you're going to feel what a boom boom means.
Like Tupac said, when we die we're not dead.
If you know you know.
Don't need them on just yet.
Right.
GDPR, there you go, perfect.
It's from Four Lines, which is a fantastic film, a very funny film.
Anything else that we need?
It's currently... fuck!
He watches behind him, I don't have to change it, just now, behind him, remember that dickhead?
Erm...
Yeah, let's go.
How's that?
It's a puppy, isn't it?
It's not on the leg.
It's one moment.
I wonder what happens when I click that.
We are back now but Nick is just a bit curious to what happens when I click fix.
Oh, we just got the black one in back up.
Oh, perfect.
All right.
Shout, let's go, go, go.
Hopefully we've come back a minute.
I think we've made it.
There we go.
Cheers mate, I'll see you guys soon.
Hey, cameras don't fucking talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry about that.
It's all right, it's no excuse, really.
No, it's not.
It should be fucking talking.
You need me there.
Come on.
Your butt just butted.
Is it about that, yeah?
Yeah.
Sweet.
Sorry about that. Pardon? Much wider. Oh, Tudor's last burst. Is that I mean to be fair?
Considering he's going for a lot of the minute, I can't really disagree with that, do you
Oh he thinks he's just got the back of his van.
And he clips it!
Surely he's not clipped it.
Are you alright?
OK nice.
Alright so you've not crashed.
OK that's good.
Yeah, great look mate.
Nah, probably not mate.
Hold it for a sec, what am I paying him for?
It's a fucking joke, speaking to people.
Mate, your alpha said you come second.
It's a fucking joke.
You won't wear it, alright, go on.
What's that mean mate?
I'm not whanking for it, but I'm still coming in sick.
Are you fucking alright, you scruffy bastard?
Sorry about that.
Can't come drive at all.
Yeah, no, I can fucking tell, mate.
Can you go a bit further forward, please? I'll tell you to stop.
If you hit it, it's alright. It's alright, J-Kids.
A little bit more. J-Kids, just fucking hit it.
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, stop.
Perfect. Thank you very much, mate.
The irony when I was fucking it mine now.
Was it? We're off.
We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.
We're not actually, we're going to go shopping.
Open sesame.
Oh Charlie Charlie da da da da do do do do do.
When you hold the camera you gotta shut the fuck up.
Two months talking, two months streaming.
You're gonna get your P45 in the morning.
Seriously, off the ball really actually.
You can't get a lift back with me.
So you're gonna have to walk and have a pee.
Thank you very much.
Charlie!
Just currently in reverse.
Not sure why I'm not reversing.
There we go.
Perfecto.
And up there we go.
Thank you.
And we're off to see the wizard.
The wonderful wizard of Oz.
Don't like those stats?
Fucking send it
Right, let's actually put him where we're going that's it. I've got a fucking clue right let's put in
Perfect there we go
Did he finish inside? Nope. I'm finishing inside later. So the plan of action chat is I'm gonna go to
shopping now, go back to HelpCon and see what the setup is like. If the setup is streamable
because there's some missing parts at the minute, there's a camera missing but we can
get around it and use different camera etc.
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Can't wait for them to be back leaves a fucking game it
Head to New York City
this is Cowboys running from the cell
under the highest shelf
but who...
but who...
the cow won't stop
There is aä½ islet coming down to the bedside
Taking our way through the dark cell
What's down to the party we're starting ooh
Ooh, baller I think.
Do you know what I try and do?
I want to try, when I go in the box
you can't even stream if I'm allowed.
And then I rather than do vlogs,
I just stream it and post a vlog on the actual channel.
I think that'd be good, what do you reckon, chat?
Yeah?
Mm, yeah, I think that'd be good.
Can I have a class?
Yeah, I'm going to that class.
Oh, yeah, but you're not a United fan.
Yeah.
You're not your sport Bolton's.
I'd get a CalSolder kind of there.
All of a sudden you can't be a United fan, mate.
Fucking stupid horrible little fucking pun.
You're a different man, just because.
Oh, dude, I knew between you've got a job.
Because just like that, you cannot have one.
Do you understand?
I say let's drop your fare.
All right.
Get out.
Green light can't go.
Fuck I'm junk
Give me some more
I wake up in the morning and I drink HUE
HUE is great for me and my mate Gary
We look and we drink this when we watch Manchester United
Come here tough games tonight
So when we're feeling good that makes sense
But you said that we would still be friends
But I love you
I was glad that it was over
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make it like it never happened the way we were nothing
I don't even need your love
But you treat me like you're stranger
That feels so rough
But you didn't have to do it so low
But if I just got you, I'd just put you to a change of number
I said I'd need a doll
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Now you're just somebody that I used to know
Geno Beiso.
Bye.
Hey, I don't use shit in the fucking...
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We love you, we do.
Oh, we love you.
Go on, Ibra.
Thank you very much, bro.
I appreciate it.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much, bro
Boxed off right here bro. Thank you very much for my appreciate a fucking
Just a winner of the Baker
Right come on
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for watching.
Hello?
Who are you?
Right, TV stand and TV. Can you get them out? Pardon? Yeah, no problem. Chat the audio will
go off for about maybe 10-20 seconds just about a bit a minute.
We're back, we're back, can you hear me?
Audio's back, good fucking stuff, that's what we like.
There we go.
Right, we're looking for TV and we're looking for TV stand.
What's more important, the TV stand or the TV?
That's what I'm wondering.
There's a lot of good TVs here, but TVs are very fucking expensive.
That's one thing I'm aware of.
The TVs, okay, let's have a look at what TVs I've got.
Hmm.
Let me look at the prices. Let's have a look here.
So this is
949 pounds
That's where the Samsung TV is because it's fucking awesome. It's all you I
Think if we look at TVs you
Obviously, they're gonna be Samsung the ones we look at on there
So if you just make sure that you don't prove it Samsung
that and I think we're all right could be don't need to just prove it for every
single one because I'm obviously gonna get one do you know what I mean
terrified of weather because I see oh my god
that is unbelievable you can show that chat is genuinely unbelievable soundbar
as well. How much is this? Fuck off it's up. No. Oh. Oh right it's a soundbar that's
eight hundred quid. Right okay. You need to sit down a little bit on that. Sorry. A soundbar
He's 800 quid.
Very interesting.
It's got the QR code to find out more.
Is it fucking...
You've got the Fibulator there as well, has it?
Where's the QR code?
Am I being fucking blind here, Chas?
It comes up on the screen.
It comes up on the screen, does it?
It's like, I don't mind watching it.
Make that Jailer Chat show it.
That is actually unbelievable.
That's a fucking unreal TV. Pay in full within nine months and pay no interest.
Oh, I'm gone.
There we go, scanned it.
77 inch eyes. Nearly as big as my...
Learn more about the TV. I just want to know how much is.
Sports I'll be watching, movies.
Learn more.
Let's have a look.
Oh, well, okay. It's on offer. I don't know about Corrie's, there's always an offer on, it's like DFS, isn't it. There's always a fucking look at that.
I feel like I'm having a conversation with Brad Pitt. Not there, obviously. I'm gone. Look, that is actually Brad Pitt.
Oh my God, I thought I'd back at Silverstone.
Can I have a picture of you?
Of course you can, mate. Okay, yeah?
Yeah.
I've been watching you all over, please.
Thank you very much, man. I appreciate it.
Say it.
I'm going to put it on your side.
Go for it mate.
Thank you.
No worries mate, I've got my mate here.
Yeah.
Bless him.
So, I think we found the TV, I'll be honest, chat.
What do we reckon?
This is, in my opinion, that is fucking unbelievable.
Chat on, I don't think I've got a chat on.
In my opinion, this is the TV we go for so far.
Any objections or do we keep looking?
I think that is actually unbelievable.
The Wii Mod Driller, why was that?
Oh, this is also quite good.
And this is 15% off.
But what's 15% off looking?
I'm good for you, I'm just looking for you mate.
Doesn't look like I'm going camera.
That's Driller, that's not Driller.
If that's Driller, come back bro.
If that's Driller, oh, TV stand!
What do you reckon?
The classic? Is that a classic is it?
Why is that a classic? I've never seen that before.
It's partially a classic.
It's partially a classic. So it was a classic and now it's partially a classic.
So it's already lost 50% because I'm talking and your cameras don't talk, you listen, understand?
Okay, don't ever interrupt me again, Charlie, because you will be fucking out of here in no time.
Do you understand a very loud and clear?
Yes.
Thank you. You're talking, you nod, you're just nod.
Nod all thumbs up or thumbs down, that's how you talk.
Thank you.
you sorry about that chat very sorry let's see what else I've got oh look see
these are good oh my god that is unreal oh my god you can get a 97 inch oh my god
you can get a 97 inch I can't I'm not gonna get that because that's ridiculous
let's see what wears me camera where's the key what show the TV mate that is
honestly unreal look I actually feel like I can smell them oh and they've got
Jakey's man she's at the house I can't say that look oh my god actual food
What do you reckon this is? Oh my god. Do you reckon that's better than the other one?
You can get it at 77 inches as well. How big do you reckon we get it at 77 or 65? Or we could also get at 55?
I didn't say it. Where's the QR code? It's not popping up. You didn't show that to us, right?
What the f**king, what are you doing showing it there then?
What are you doing there?
What are you doing that for?
Can't be anything, all the prices there is like your arco.
So it's cheaper.
It's definitely cheap.
I didn't say show the f**king price, did I?
What the f**king show the price?
The f**ks ain't just, he's f**king showing the camera right when he f**king promotes
another brand and then he's f**king showing the price.
Fucking, Jesus Chas.
Can you cut them in that fucking, we could.
Fucking fuckers, they're on to me now.
Need the details, let's go ask someone,
let's just see what is the best TV here,
because let's start business here, right?
Also, let's show you how far TVs have come.
Just have a look straight down there.
No, I was in just stand there. She has just get the thinness of the TVs. Look at that
Look at that. You won't even realize it's it's actually thinner than me finger
I'll mad that thinner than me finger and
Thicker than me dick
Tigers
So this is oh
That see this is what this is my favorite TV. I think when we get this one. This is my favorite TV
It's really good TV, really good, it's such a bargain price as well for what it is, you
know it's absolutely unbelievable, proof, brilliant, this is, I think this could be
my favourite.
Right, chat, hang on a minute here, we go, fucking, this is so fucking good, these are
unreal.
So, we could go, I think, I'll be honest, what do you reckon?
What do you reckon is the best TV, this one or that one?
That's an evil, that's like an evolution.
And then I release a challenge at six o'clock and I can upgrade it.
Check what do you reckon? We could go for the unbelievable...
Oh, let's have a look what happens here.
Imagine watching United. Oh my God, what a goal. What a goal.
That would be unreal.
I think it could. I could also be this one.
Let's just ask. Let's go and ask.
That's a fucking finish.
That's one of the best finishes in football.
I get what they're doing. That's cold from you. I like that. He's walking on TV. He's
Excuse me mate. First of all you're ok being on camera aren't you?
Yes of course.
Ok, thank you. What's the best TV?
Er, Samsung.
Besides, fuck you, he knows.
That's probably the best one, the real lead.
Why?
So you fill the screen, it looks like a matte finish.
Right ok.
That's that one, it looks like a blessing. So you get like no reflection on that one.
Right ok.
You've got like a lot of light in the room, you get some new reflection.
Right, OK, what if there's not much light in the room?
Yeah, well...
It's easy to do the best one, so that would be the Samsung, but I'd prefer the Samsung,
because you've got a better picture than the Samsung.
Yeah, that is fucking unreal to be fair.
So how come that's got your own little section on the wall over there?
Because how do you pay for that?
Right, OK, I'm with you.
How do you pay for this to be displayed?
Right.
The Samsung don't need to...
Because they're the best.
Right, OK, perfect.
I'll pay you Samsung first, and then...
That's probably like top end and that's the best review like on which and stuff and what sizes does that go into?
77 and 83
What's is that 65 now? Yeah, well, okay. I don't think we need a fucking 83 was it?
I've only made three
Perfect
So I'm not getting 83 that's fucking
so fucking useless ain't gonna make my night play any better is it all fucking
old is this 83 that is nice about 77 yeah you can definitely tell a difference
although let's say that's the best you can get pretty much but I think Santa has a
bright picture mm-hmm okay well okay I basically I will should be watching
Netflix and football on it more than anything.
So the process is for you to go for some football.
You recommend this one for the football and stuff?
Yeah, well the other one but in the biggest version.
Right, okay, perfect. Can I get that one then please?
Thank you.
Check stop for you, okay.
Oh yeah, Norris, thank you mate.
Oh yeah, what would you recommend the best TV stand to get with it?
I'd understand.
I probably haven't got room for that.
Yeah, I've got room.
Do you recommend a soundbar as well or does that not really make a difference?
I mean, it's a high-end TV, it's got really good sound built into it.
So obviously soundbites, it's the sound you want.
So I don't need it?
You've got no ump, right?
Right, okay.
You've got your best skills with soundbites.
If I don't want that ump, okay, I'll leave the soundbar then, thank you.
But you can always, like I said, you get deal with it, but you can always come in the future.
in the future, I can still sort you out if you want to.
Okay, thank you mate.
Yeah, we'll get the TV stand, don't worry.
Actually, like this TV stand, and that's the one it's on.
Listen, I don't know if he's a fucking genius or not,
but the fact he's on Samsung straight away,
that he's fucking unbelievable, you can't write that shit.
That's why he's on the fucking big book,
that's why he's got the microphone,
that's why he's got the headset,
because he knows how to fucking sell TVs.
This might not be the worst, but he's got me as soon as he said Samsung, and he's a fucking genius.
Ora knows Ora, and that's Ora.
Ora.
Ora.
What the fuck is baking mandarin here?
Ora.
Ora knows Ora.
Ora knows Ora.
You're laughing and talking.
Second strike.
Right, so this is the matte finish. This is a 63 and we're gonna go 77 I think. I think
83 is just pointless to bonus. No, thank you. I think the 83 is just fucking pointless
to bonus. But I actually look at that there. Look at that. I actually look, I feel like
I'm face to face with a beast. I'm face to face with a tiger. Come on then you're fucking
nob. Do something you're fucking prick. And I've got a fucking pub with you. Every time
I go to a fucking zoo, whether it's a fire, look at me when I'm talking to you. Look at
I'm talking to you again fucker. That's the problem. They're never there when I go chesters. They've never
Never there and it pisses me off
looking in the mirror
I'll be pin pissing me off
It's a Samsung it's fucking genius such a good fucking
I'm saving a hundred quid as well, by the way.
Well, actually, I'm not because I'm spending...
I'll just throw it in there to make it look bad, don't I?
They know what they're doing. Oh! Oh! I've got a minute.
Oh, I talked to the United Game. Oh! Go on.
Ah! Bring on a plate shot to Cobbie's to make a run. Oh my gosh, I fucking said it.
Go on. Go on.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
You OK?
We have to get that delivered on such a big TV.
We're plugging it up like two days. Two days? Delivery?
What can I walk away with today? 65 inch, possibly.
That's probably the biggest we've got to say, Chloe.
Can you get a 65? Or do we wait for delivery? What do you reckon?
The connection's fucking gone, brilliant.
What do you reckon, Chas?
What do you reckon, Chas?
Good things come to those that wait, in my opinion.
Okay, perfect. Can we order it, then, please? Thank you.
I'll take some discount on that.
Oh, thank you very much, mate.
Yeah, it's coming in a little slower.
Yeah, I know, it's...
Yeah, it's TV stand-wise, or...
Can I get this one please?
Thank you, Nick.
Well, if I can just type him in then it's easier.
There we go.
Oh hang on, chat is saying 65, hang on.
Is it your bedroom now?
Yeah, it is to be found. I think 65 will be definitely big enough.
Yeah, can I get the 65 then please?
I'll let me, I'll let me chat and dictate what I did, fuck it.
65's enough.
65, perfect.
There you go.
And that was perfect.
That's the Samsung TV.
Fucking brilliant.
Do you recommend getting some screen cleaning?
Are you going to do it?
Yeah, I'm not planning to do it.
I'll leave it for now.
You never know what goes on in that bedroom.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
in that bedroom.
Yeah, that beeping is fucking pissing me off, it's all off the fridge open.
you
you
you
you
you
Yes, all right perfect, yeah I'll get out on them please.
You've got a chance to go on a takeaway.
Oh perfect, thank you.
Do you want me to, I'm not going to fucking go up and lick me TV am I?
I mean that makes no sense to me.
And there's not going to be much lighting in my bedroom when my fucking curtains are
closed anyway, my guests are over.
Is that fitting in the car?
Yeah!
If not, Ches can just carry it.
Isn't that right Ches?
Thank you.
Aw, fuck off, you knocked them on.
Hang on, Saka's in.
Oh, scored 1-0.
Oh, that must be the car about to cut fire, or they just played.
On the way it wasn't because the shit put back to use down yeah, we'll be right
We've got the stand we've got the TV anything else you reckon we should get
while we're here I've got a mini fridge on the way I've actually checked do you
remember the petrol red Bulls fridge that I've got I'm gonna get that and bring it
here remember that are not chat I think that'd be sick to have in the background
little petrol pump. Soundbar, I don't need a soundbar. HDMI, what do I need an HDMI for?
Is that better than having a fucking, don't have Netflix and shit on that TV? Well, it
fucking should do, shouldn't have that fucking price. Should fucking subscribe if it's 12
months without a fucking price. I mean even if it doesn't, I can't complain because it's
That's just so good, so good.
A kettle.
Don't need a kettle.
Washing machine, irons.
Oh, mini fridges.
Extension lead.
Great shell, I get an extension lead.
Well in chat.
earphones, oh no I've got earphones, I've got a door here today, extension lead, here
there we go extension cable what's the longest one they've got? oh, belkin, belkin, logic
Look at Samson, where are they?
Hmmm.
Get a surge protected.
Where are we now, surge?
Hmmm.
What's the longest one here?
Four meters, four meters, two meters.
Eight outlets, one USB.
One USB-C.
Fuck it, we'll get this one.
Hang on, hello?
12 weeks
Two meters that'll be enough two meters and I'll go for this one, but this one's not as bad
Miles better this one
Belkin's good. Yeah, Belkin's good apparently. I get it now. It's not an OLED. It's an OLED
Hello, oh, I'm not getting this is well that game looks unreal. Oh
My god, no way
What a sick game.
Kung Fu Panda I think.
I don't think it is anymore.
What's it called about this game?
Taken.
Taken, yeah that's what they say in the chat.
Taken.
Taken the piss.
Yeah, that's right. Can I type a minute so I don't have to say my life?
Alright, thanks.
You hear that, please? Cheers, mate.
It's just me fucking names so far enough.
Oh.
Thank you mate.
Solder stream machine.
What?
Solder stream machine?
What the fuck is even that?
Got any fuel gadgets in there?
Erm, anything.
You got a solder maker or something like that?
Or is it all kind of normal appliances?
Normal appliances, like slushy makers.
Slushy makers.
Where about they over there?
At the front, yeah.
Love a look. I don't like my slushy maker.
We won't be getting one, look at that, but we'll have a look.
Connors drink, mate, they ain't fucking tell Connors drink here.
They ain't coys.
Them speakers are sick.
Mm!
JBL speakers are...
Samsung speakers are better.
Ninja.
See, this is...
Coffee machine, I tell you what, it's a coffee machine, but the fucker won't clean it, so
you ain't, I hope he doesn't get one.
Uh, did you see, did you see how he left the fucking air fryer?
Scruffy bastard.
Mental mate.
Oh, I used to have one of these, and then I discovered I don't like coffee, not one
of these I used to have.
39.99
Save 40 quid, should be 80 quid
Fucking shit
Oh is it there?
Ice cream maker there
Ice cream maker?
Slushy maker around there
Maybe summertime
I'll leave it for now, thank you
Ice cream maker, that's got to get fucking bought
Get a Henry
One, I don't live in the house, two, it's never my mess, and third of all, them fucking
scruffy bastards can buy their own stuff.
Okay mate.
One, six, six, eight, ten.
Thank you mate.
Okay, mate
One six six eight ten thank you
Samson Laffer fucking hope so thank you mate fucking type bastard on your temper cent
What comes messes me
Are you any Sony FX 30's?
Can't imagine you do from the ones I just saw down there.
If they do this is fucking unbelievable clutch.
No mate.
Nah, it's alright. There's shit anyway.
Yeah, there are many.
It's alright.
Can't...
We've got FX 30, aren't we?
Yeah, we just use one of them that we've got.
I've got more, I've got more.
You've got two.
But neither for Wynterd.
So we use the one we've got now.
And then Wynterd on Saturday.
You'll have to bring it.
Yeah, but as long as I order it, we're all right, aren't we?
Yeah, man.
I'll thank you very much.
Thank you, mate.
And that's why Corey's is the fucking best in the business.
Because they're fucking no GDPR bullshit.
They're going to bring it out on the front farm, mate.
They're fucking unbelievable.
Do you know what? I think it's crazy. Apple, Samsung wallet pay.
Oh, it's...
I stop making noise.
I think technology these days is just looking at Samsung Galaxy Tablet 811 plus Wi-Fi.
Fucking brilliant.
Is it?
And so, Chaz will be struggling. Sorry, love. Is everywhere closed on here now, I think
there is. It could be a fucking, put me seat down job. Yeah, can you put this in my car
first, is that all right? Thank you. That's nice, I appreciate it. This is awkward, this
where none of it fucking fits.
I don't mind me, whatever you're looking at.
Okay.
I'm on the floor.
Oh, fucking hell.
I don't know how to fucking take it out, pull it, there you go.
That was easy.
Perfect, I think that's a fucking perfect fit mate.
Fucking better bait.
fucking will be oh shit come on you've got this you got this
nice fucking close fucking love it thank you very much mate thank you very
Thank you very much mate, you too, thank you.
Fuckin', if you can't get it in, force it in.
Hang that under there.
Sometimes it's just better if you put it on top anyway.
Should be good.
Adam, check the backpack.
Yep, we're alright, don't you worry.
Perfect, just going to get a batch out of Chaz's bag now.
I'll just do a little self-vlog.
So, today guys we've been to Curry's world, Curry's PC, he's just dropped a battery under
my car, come on, that's a good boy.
You're going to film me doing that?
Yeah.
Alright, that works.
Come on.
Got it?
Thank you.
We're about to vlog mode, we've been to Curry's PC world just to get a TV and a TV stand
ready for the bedroom. So just ready for the bedroom and then after that we're
gonna see where else is open. Okay of course you can mate. Very good mate you.
Thank you thank you.
There you go.
Talk to my lad.
No worries mate.
I'm good to go mate, yeah?
No worries.
See you in a bit.
I got it.
Ready for what?
I'll give it a minute.
Sorry.
Okay.
You can't be online because your kids will kill us.
You can't be online because your kids will kill us?
Of course.
Why have you lied to him saying you're somewhere else or something?
I don't know, but they'll just go mad.
We'll like to alter the girl family.
You're not sure?
You don't look a day over 35?
I think you definitely are.
He's getting a little bit of a picture.
Do you want me to get in there? Let's have a picture.
Thank you. Can you go and look in the back?
No worries. Of course I can.
You okay, yeah?
Yeah. Ginger, can you do a shout-out?
Go on. Is this a photo or a video?
That's a shout-out. That's a video. That's a picture.
Alright.
So, you went to school with my daughter's boyfriend.
Who's your daughter's boyfriend?
Jack Fenlon.
I know Jack Fendlin.
Yeah, give him a shout out.
Shout out to Jack Fendlin if you're watching mate.
He's just had a little baby call.
Is that it?
Congratulations Jack, well done mate.
Yeah, thank you.
You do Josh from Blakely.
Josh from Blakely, shout out to you as well mate.
He's an absolute, you watch his your every live, every...
I hope he doesn't repeat what I say, how old is he?
Oh god, they both like to watch him.
Ah, fucking love that.
He's a beauty sex.
Love that.
You do the support.
United of course.
You brought him up properly, I like that.
Our little lady, she's only one.
one yeah yeah I've been called far worse I guess yes it's all right so I'll take
it no worries have a good one yeah no problem right where else he's open that's
the question got me receipt and gone oh but it's 2k max is open some fucking
baggings in there. Hang on a minute here, let's have a look where it's open. Just saying,
I was in there. I was in there like fucking somewhere. It was piss wet free. Right, let's
have a look at what shops are open near me. What shops are open near me. Morrison is open
to a 10 p.m. that's awkward. The TK Max is it though because it's Sunday. Let's have a look.
Is TK Max open?
5.30, let's go TK Max.
Bachelor change in a three, a two, a one. We'll join in the car.
You
Put some music on that stuff
Maybe we ain't got a grump straight away fuck hello. I
Hope you understand
And I've been thinking about this all day long
Right then, there's a stranger in my bed
There's a condom in my head, living all over the room
The man goes to the pool, I smell like a milliband
DJ's trashed out in the yard, I be smaller than you
It's no point to spend DJ'in' much, Fuck you, I get it
I'm gonna lose
Oh well
It's a blacked out blurb
But I'm pretty sure it rules
Damn, last Friday night
When we get up to a cause
Now it's gonna show
And see me kiss when I come on
Last Friday night
Now we've reached our pretty cars
And the ticker has the largest
And we hit the bullet line
Last Friday night
We are sinking in the hearts
Can't even dip into the dark
They've had a million times
Last Friday night
I think we broke a lot
Always been a part of the sky
So now
Last Friday night
Oh!
Bob Foods!
That is actually one of the best places
That is
Why? Have you not got your seatbelt on?
Health and safety come second.
Get it on.
Sorry about that, I broke the stop there.
But I cannot drive any further,
knowing my sensibility is to make sure you're safe.
I shouldn't have broke the brook sit too hard there,
because I forgot I got a TV in the back.
His farm food's open, because if it in,
we're fucking on it.
Like a carbonate.
No entry.
Ah, I'm a fucking rebel.
Is it open? Let's have a look, see what time it closes.
Ah, open till five, we're all right. Perfect. Thank you, mate. It's open.
That's the fucking main thing, innit?
Now, Farm Foods also screams GDPR.
Let's just have a fucking, let's have a look.
I thought I was going to go off in Farm Foods, I can't lie.
So how much do you want the fan foods or TK Max actually? What would you prefer?
You added the extension lead on your fucking morons
Well they're all saying TK
Right we'll go TK Max if it's open
Fucking fuming
Love fan foods
Right and we're getting there that's a fucking question
I don't want to lay around
Honest sir
A few minutes left.
Last Friday night.
And hold.
Two, three.
No, it's better if you have more.
Now that I've been trained in GDPR, I've liked to use it.
But TK Max, I can imagine it's getting used
Let's go go go. I also need to get more teas in the water for come
Sorry that's the reach for something
Hundred times
Put my receipt in there
There we go
I reckon that's the owner of TK Maxx in that fucking Porsche, a very nice car.
Someone robbed his TV, what the fuck?
Let me double check that, it's fucking locked.
I'll tell you what, when you said that, I actually forgot to lock it.
security guards quite a straight line
there we go
yeah it's very nice
very nice
hi
you ok mate?
can I help you?
can you help me?
do you want to see something all over the camera?
no no just shopping mate
ok
thank you man
very nice and polite I like that
I thought I was going somewhere straight away
this is all women's, where's men's?
There's men's mate.
Oh, cheers, thank you.
I like that, that's W security.
That's the nicest security I've ever actually come in, so.
Jackets and coats, here we go, this is nice.
Norway, that's actually really nice.
I can't be doing that considering the World Cup's coming up.
I just saw something in the channel, it's quite funny, I can't repeat it.
Sweatships, he rafting around.
Mate, I'm telling you, that's a fucking nice, I bet it's a bargain price.
On discount, I bet it's a walk.
I think I'm in a minute, so it used to be fucking bargain central this, this is the
clearance as well to be fair, used to be bargain central, that's nice, but it's not, it's
It's US Polaroid, SM, SM, SM.
No, nothing.
Established, yes.
Bench R, that when I was growing up was the fucking,
that was a top dog, that was a dog's bollocks.
100%, who else wore Bench when you were growing up, chat?
How tall am I? I'm six foot two, mate.
Anything else? Oh, we might need these.
I'm sorry, I'm just, I was just saying.
Stoge calls in 10 minutes time. Just saying.
Farm food was clear.
You've chose wrong here.
A Lamborghini football.
You've chose wrong here, chatting. You've let yourselves down.
You've let yourselves down here. I think you know you have.
I think you know you have, haven't you?
Then I used to bench now with Witton, what?
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
Don't really fit the aesthetic I'm going for to be honest.
Car stuff, don't need none of this.
There used to be a clearance section that had loads of top stuff on.
Joggers trousers. Is this the only clearance stuff? It can't be. That's quite nice. Michael
Kors, that's actually quite nice. They're actually really nice. Very smart. They're
smart as fuck, I can't lie. Michael Kors is a good brand as well, I think, isn't it? Is
at a bargain price. It's fucking changed this, it's fucking changed since I was last in there.
Come on Rainer, if I ever gifted mate, I appreciate it brother. Chazer can be in my room. Nothing
to take it, I'll get into a car anyway. I think I might suit that. What do you reckon?
Okay, I could pull that off.
Bro, I'm telling you, okay, I could pull that off.
$29.99.
It's a fucking bargain.
Get off a chapter, black cell.
Just saying.
Oh, that's actually really nice, that.
If that was in all black, I might get that.
You fair cut, it's really nice.
Strike four.
Do not make me get to 35.
You fucking pissed me right off for that and you know what you've done.
Yeah, I think we get the fuck out of here.
There's no... That's... Wrong angle.
Oh, wrong angle.
These... I... I turned them... I thought...
I was wondering what we did with my granddad's shirts after he passed.
I fucking found out.
We fucking give him all to E.K. Max.
Oh, I'm not doing that. That's a ball of league.
That's a ball of league.
Tommy Hilfiger. Interesting.
I can't see anything.
Ooh, Hugo, see, there's only a bargain. Hugo Boss here, 16.99.
That's a Boss shirt.
Do you get it, Boss?
See, there's actually some bargains in there.
T-shirts, yeah these might be the better ones. Here we go, now we're talking. Diesel.
24.99 for diesel, good make.
CK Carvin Klein, Porto Studios, Porto Studios, never heard of these.
these actually Tommy Ulfiger see these are some of these are really nice except the
answers it's definitely not the same as that when I last came any nice candles
brilliant brilliant I guess you I see what he did my fucking mom would love
that and she looked good in it
Gifts, here we go.
Is it anyone's birthday soon?
Is it anyone's birthday?
Is it your birthday, Chas?
Oh, fuck, I'm already better, haven't I?
That's awkward.
Just wanted to basically double check.
Just wanted to double check.
No, no, this is shit, this.
Ooh, could get off of me.
She likes to rabbit.
That sounds wrong.
Sounds very wrong.
Mm.
Cheers mate.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry, alright.
I've got a bottle of water here, what flavour?
What flavour is it?
I'm fucking kidding.
Fucking joke.
I'll carry it for you mate, you all right? Sure.
You saved yourself an embarrassment there for that, I'll play.
Erm, I'm honest.
Oh, sweets.
Oh, I've got the Maltesers there, haven't I?
Maltesers? Got the Maltesers.
Where the fuck am I?
Has he said this because they fucking stopped producing them or something?
Oh my God, Darren Reels.
Gummy bananas, unbelievable.
See look, these are more teasers.
You've got white ones.
Little con like them.
They're probably like that a lot, aren't they?
Actually, to be honest.
We know what con's like.
Four minutes to get fucking more teasers.
Do you want to enjoy the speech out?
Because if you do, you have to wait two hours for your after you can come back and get him.
I need some more toothpaste.
I was thinking about you.
About you. I've got some at home actually.
Sugar free Red Bull. I want sugar free Red Bull.
Fucking love that. That's why we fucking love sugar free Red Bull.
three red bull. But he said he wanted normal didn't he? But we'll fucking treat him. That's
there, I'm not sure you'll forget to though. Nah. You can have one. You can have one. I'm
actually going to get some of them. And some of them. Anything else we need? Do you want
anything I'm not trusting you oh if you don't find that jazz oh foxes like a
foxes click on for the fucking cheaper ones okay yeah good fun yeah
alright thank you no worries have you any normal more teasers okay just like
white ones oh perfect thank you very much thank you
Just shows off fucking blind eye, I haven't done it really.
Sorry mate.
Anything else?
Get a basket, I need a basket.
A timeout.
A boost. What do I fancy?
I've not heard of anything other than...
You okay?
Yeah, coach, can you?
That's right.
No worries, no worries.
Oh, you remember them chat poppies?
That's a throwback enough.
Fuck it, chat, you can choose any chocolate bar, what can I get?
Good deed for the day, pay for someone shopping.
If there's someone behind me, I will.
Can't, no, can I?
It's nice, it's also just awkward.
Biscoff buttons, oooh, yeah, a cruncher, a lot of crunchers, a lot of crunchers, a
lot of twirl, oh, a lot of crunchers, a lot of crunchers, a lot of crunchers, I think
I don't need some more canals, yeah we'll get some canal and we need a water for con.
And some canal. Canals for Chaz though, I don't want the canal. I don't want the canal.
This is not canal for me. It's canal for Chaz and not me. What's this? Fuck that.
where the fuck is canal, where's canal max, who knows him as you to, canal max with no
caffeine, who the fuck wants that, if you thought it would make a difference to me I don't fucking
feed off caffeine anymore, is that what it is, no caffeine, caffeine free, let's see if it
actually makes a difference. Red Bulls for me.
That man's a full good at thang on. Pepper Army. What?
What is this, 2012? Pepper Army.
What is this, a f*****g Frib as well. Fribs,
rip their heads off and suck their guts out.
You fucking burp! Fucking heard something. I'm not a binepper.
Fucking tune mate, he's gone off in fanfares.
I've got to be asleep by like six o'clock.
Okay mate. Just then please, it's up.
Oh, a gummy carrot going then.
Can I bag as well please mate?
Thank you.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
That's all right, thank you mate.
Thank you all that time.
Cheers mate, have a good day.
Boom, TK Maxx and Farm Foods boxed off, cheers a bit, thank you, TK Maxx, boom, nothing
there for me today, there might be another day, Farm Foods, boxed off, fucking Finny
Toad, there's a Halfords there, I don't know what I can get, oh, I might get a bike, which
So what I'm going to do, I'm going to get a bike chat, right?
I'm going to get, let me restart.
I'm going to get a bike, I'm going to wear the backpack when I'm on the bike, connect
a DJI GoPro to the backpack and then stream on the bike.
W or L I there?
Well I can't currently see actually.
So I'm in a minute, but I think they'll be right there.
Open session there.
Keep the GDPR in there, just increase.
Shut the door.
So look, awesome.
No wonder, yeah.
So really, you could've went to go back
to the outskirts of Tattwater.
You've cost me 39p, I didn't need to spend.
Nice one, Chas.
Fucking joke.
You can think my money was fucking going on trees.
can piss me right off that. Stop being mean to Chas, I'm not. I'm actually treating them
very well. Right Chalde, what do you reckon about the idea? It's Sidemen Insta. Sidemen
Insta here we go. Let's have a look.
Sideman.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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The door is open.
The door is open.
Man, we're just going to nip out because I've left me Samsung in the car.
Bastard.
There we go, got me Samsung. Lock the vehicle again. It's got me Samsung. There we go,
it's got me Samsung in your pocket now. I fucking love the fact that I lock to Samsung. It's
Just fucking remind me every day how good it is.
I'm the ring.
Come on in, come on in.
I'll get you more teasers in a minute, it's alright.
Alright, let's go and see where we're at.
Corey's Insta.
Fucking free problem on fucking bastards
Hello there and it can support my way so that's gotta say something from the structure integrity of this. It does indeed
I'm not going to lie on it, just in case, but I like that.
I was thinking then you remind me a little bit about, a little bit of Beyonce.
Just a little bit.
And then I saw her and I realised I was wrong.
Yeah, it's the bum, isn't it? It's not as big.
Never needs to be on say's mum.
Because I am not a pervert like you come.
Speaking of permits, Jakey or Shazer?
He won a limb. Yep.
They're streaming and charging.
They're stream packs, not charging.
Not charging?
Do you know what that sounds like to me though, Conn?
They're a problem. They're a fucking problem.
Put it there, brother!
Whoa!
It's your problem because they've been borrowing your chargers
to make theirs charge up.
I'm not trying to cause any argument.
That's how I can... My charge is there, so that's fine.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'm gonna minute.
My charger weren't covered in fucking shit.
That's not my charger, is it?
Mine ain't have that one, no way.
This will be mine.
The blue light's on, so that's...
I was just gonna speak to Chaz and see what he says.
Chief, let me know.
Oh, you... I've been from there, Cole.
Oh, how did it go?
Ah, this is the limit.
That's fucking high though, isn't it?
You would never need it that high.
You might be streaming with Simon.
That is true to be fair.
Well, I'm about 6'3 now.
I mean, yeah, like, he doesn't...
He's not lying about that.
I know.
I'm like 5'8.
Yeah, you're about 5'8.
I mean, I'm about 6'3 so...
Makes sense.
Lactose tolerant. I get it. Lactose is the cow, and the jets and the tanks is the tolerant.
I think. I don't, I don't, why is he...
He's in both ears now.
No, but like, because they put earphones in, it's one ear.
We'll take the earphones out.
I've gone away.
Woah!
No, you're not on your...
They're not where you age mate, you focus on this stream.
You're not talking, you're talking off camera.
Yeah, no, two things, two things.
Shit narrow lens.
Shit narrow lens, I think you've not realised you've got a new lens on, so that's fine by me.
Yeah, so chill out, bro.
And also, respectfully.
Respectfully.
You've been going in my room and using my shit, so I need to know what's been going on here.
What shit am I using in your room?
a charger or something for a backpack?
No, no, no.
Let me show you what actually happened.
Yeah, show me what's happened.
So you had one on here, charging.
And I said to you yesterday, you had one of the backpack charges.
No, no, today, not yesterday. I'm on about a battery.
I ain't touching any of your shit.
You're not? Have you touched any of my shit?
That's weird though, because there's two charges for your backpack.
He's now in there and I only had one in there.
That's one of them's mine.
So how's that happened? He just lied, then, isn't it?
Have you just lied through your teeth?
No, because I thought we were talking about something different.
Well, no. Now we know what we're talking about.
You don't speak to him like that.
Now we know what we're talking about, right?
Is that acceptable?
Well, guy.
Explain yourself.
Explain yourself.
I'm just testing your plug socket.
Oh, right.
And what the fuck is he on about?
What the fuck are you on about?
Because our plug socket was shit and the converter didn't work.
I mean, it's a fair example.
Did you know Plugsocket is asking, did you know, did you know in the inside and out of a Plugsocket?
No, not really. Something like that.
So why go into my Plugsocket?
Just to fuck up.
Why go into his Plugsocket?
Because I was trying it and see if it would work.
You can do that again, whatever you want.
No, no, no, we didn't have to try with Plugsocket, did we?
No, I didn't have to try.
You're supposed to come with us, come pay the rent.
Do you live here?
No.
You do pay the rent.
You do pay the rent, you do pay the rent.
I'm not very happy.
You're not happy?
I'm not fucking happy with you being here.
Really? Don't talk to me.
I hate the fact that you're not happy.
I think you've been slacking.
Slacking in terms of what?
In terms of streaming within the house.
Oh, just within the house?
Because I'm going to say slacking on streaming,
I've had a really, really busy month
and I've still streamed more than
Beano and Jacob. Maybe not you.
That's not hard.
You should know stream more than be no come on. How many hours you much during this month?
I fucking love that
If there's one thing you can always trust in life is death taxes and
Chaz again life. That's true. That's true. I mean I'm in last month. I didn't go out much last month. Oh, yeah
I was busy last month. I was really busy. He was yeah doing stuff, but yeah, I feel like it's still in one ear the audio
I can eat out here.
Well, let's just, first of all, I'm like an apology for using your plug socket.
I'm sorry for using your plug socket.
Properly!
I'm sorry for using your plug socket.
Say you can't ask for more, I bet.
Do you know how to fix that?
Oh, the camera's still gotta stay on the talent.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Talent!
You fixed that for a score just
What did you get up to without fault night new season by the way?
Impeccable
You've been good
You've been in any games?
No, well I nearly did
And then some ginger prick come in and tell me a thing of
Book of
Which I think was you
I think on no, that's the question
I know that was you
I know that was you for starters
Yes Ian Clark.
Ian Clark just a midget there.
Is that actually my dad?
Yeah it might be.
No way.
The painting is fucking shit.
Yeah now I'm aware of that thanks.
Yeah I'm getting a feeling like that
because it's still there.
I don't live there so I don't see it.
But now I've just gone out and bought a TV and a TV stand.
By the way you've got a living now.
We were looking.
Oh shit the peanut.
Yeah I think I did you know
it's been fixed since
the Wednesday before last
four last it's been nearly two weeks now. Is that how to drive first? Now it's been
pated over I know what it is actually fixed. But is this your mattress? Yeah my new mattress.
Oh it's lovely. Compared to that fucking one that's got cum stains on. Yeah but it could
be car mattress cum stains so it's positive. True. That's not a positive I've done last
year. There is positives. I mean. Fuck off. What's happened? I think soon as you just
give to me 25 I can't see you don't need chats fucked. I'm going to turn it on, hang on
Let me refresh and go
It's more than a bio way to know that little Indian
What's the name? No, no, you want to get a little in you? Oh, no, I need an alpha. Yeah, same
I was thinking that I'll probably just have state tonight because I asked my mate to get me one
We told me to basically fuck off you when you was on string and you know I heard in the chat
Chesapeake get his own back in state. No, I was close to come you was literally in a shop. Oh
Oh yeah, I forgot to call you South Steaks.
No, no, no, you were trying to blame the canals.
I'll get them for Chazza, the canals.
And that was a bloody good job you did.
I'll put them in my fridge in a minute.
Yeah, caffeine free.
That's good though, because you don't need caffeine.
Exactly.
You get all your caffeine from your Red Bull.
Exactly, exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
Chaz, it's the audio fix.
Suzie, if you give me 25, thank you so fucking much, you dirty, hanging, horrible, sly ass.
No, sir. No, sir.
What the fuck?
Suzie, I've, I've took it too far, no? Thank you very much, though. I appreciate it. 25, Suzie, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you very, very much, love. You're a fucking absolute legend. Thank you, Suzie.
I've got a present.
Go on, then.
Can't believe.
Suzie, thank you so much, you're a fucking goat. I appreciate you so much, you're a fucking legend.
Kaya, 5 out of 5 as well, go on Kaya.
Suze, go on your dirty bitch, thank you very much love.
Right, come with me.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
That's right. Hey Suze, honestly love, thank you love, you're a fucking top gift for the month, you've got yourself the IP.
30 days, fucking love that Suze, thank you.
Where are we going?
No way, I'm going in.
Right.
The football that you told me about the other...
Yeah, but it's here now.
Yeah, but I know where an half ago.
Yeah, but it's here now.
It was here now and half ago.
You know what, I'm going to be fucked off back upstairs then.
Stop being no breaking sold.
Right?
Because someone's gifted this to us.
And you know what?
You ain't stopping to need it.
Gifted it to us?
Yeah, if you're going to be like that,
you're going to need it.
It's my football going out.
You're back, Matt Chris, is it away from her?
I need to get all my cats out of here.
Should we open that door then, if I can?
Don't talk to me like that, struggling.
This is down to the brute force.
What? There you go.
Wasn't that fucking hard?
It's actually clean here, I like it.
Go outside.
Why is there a fucking pipe?
Why is that really nice?
Warm tobacco pipe?
Smell that.
Ooh.
Biscoff.
Biscoff? What are you going on about?
Biscuit.
What the fuck?
It's my like, Biscuit.
More like, piss off.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Right, Chas?
Yeah, yeah.
Why, yeah?
Why?
You just fell?
Nah.
Didn't I?
I didn't.
Look, I've been looking for you for a while.
I mean, be careful on the stairs.
Why?
That's all I'm gonna say, because I just felt like, say, cracked and went under me and I think half the stairs just fell off.
Below you.
About here?
Right.
No, sorry.
Like that because you can't see the other half, so you should be all right.
No, it's on the one you're on.
Yeah, no, that bit isn't there, so it couldn't fell off.
You all right, mate?
No, mate.
It might have gone down the back.
No, it can't.
It's down there.
Right, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hold on.
Someone take crossbar.
It's a bit wet, isn't it? Yeah, very wet. Right. So, 12 by 6.
He's actually getting a goal that's smaller than the one we wanted.
Nah, she's not on the side of this. I've got time.
I mean, the box is a bit small. What the fuck has been going on?
That's nothing to do with me.
You don't have a look for me.
Why are you so fucky?
That's from the video.
That's the fart ball.
From the video.
Mate, honestly, what's been really pissing me off recently?
Talk to me, Geoff.
I feel like I'm the only one trying to look after this.
I'm the only one in here every day trying to make sure it's a good living space
and breathable for others.
Pyface is like a fucking Chernobyl in our fridge.
Right, which is a joke.
You also did with off-chickening, you didn't know you couldn't be able to move it?
No, but that went after about four days.
We're now nearly on week three, and the bobbos, right?
I mean, I've even bought us a lovely cricket set.
I bought us a pretty much pays out of no respect to or regard for.
Did he? He smashed that over there, right?
I've come into, no, what was it? I've come in on Friday.
The cleaners have been round.
Next thing you know, there's boxes everywhere.
Whose boxes were they?
Jesus.
Michael Taylor's, right?
These boxes are everywhere.
Jake has infected the entire house
with a godly awful disease.
I agree.
That's made everyone ill and counterproductive.
He's then pissed off to dream
that with Beano.
Beano's been live twice in about two months.
I suppose we're about that, don't we?
Honestly, it's just getting me down.
No, I wouldn't want it
to get you down, Chaz.
Yeah I'm doing my very best now to make up for it, it's all plastic and we've got your mouth.
I'll go and back up there.
Tom?
You get back down here now. You get back down here now.
Bro.
Let me think about this a little bit.
Let's say I get your present and I get your two packs of milk.
You can fucking get me one of them either, you just reminded me.
You've got me a birthday present.
You're 26, mate, you want to fucking grow up.
So if you want to throw down and drop that ego of yours, stand on your cycles.
It's a f***ing step you d***.
Can we get you a present?
Can we get you a present? I'll tell you what, I'll get you a f***ing present.
I'll get you a present.
I'll get you a present to Thailand so you can f*** off.
I'll get you a private shirt that you supposedly bought off me.
Don't give me any money for it.
S***, I don't own for that stuff.
As soon as you do, I'll send it over.
I'm not
What?
It's your wish
I'd rather just have it in guesting
You want it in guesting?
Six hundred and fifty and fifty
Alright, I can do that
Plus the, uh...
Plus the, uh...
The hundred and fifty and fifty
Yep, take the hundred and fifty only if they're leaking then
Alright, you can have them, you can have them
No!
That's nine hundred and fifty
We're making beds and not doing them now, is that what you're trying to do?
No, I don't like your bed
You said you said you won't win Kenneth in two months. It took you two days you leaped it
I put it on the video, but we just filmed one in the middle of nowhere
Oh really? So we were fully leaking it all the way?
My whole chat told me yesterday
Easter's fully leaked it
No, you weren't just saying the video
No, you already have
I didn't, I said
You admitted before you leaked it
No, I just said
I felt stranded, that's all I said
Did you know where do you feel stranded?
Lancashire.
And there's the title of the video, stranded in Lancashire.
No, that's what happens mate, you've got to fucking lock in Chas.
By the way, this video, so we've changed how we do videos by the way now, one both boy
has to take every single video to add our sort of spice onto it.
Guarantee you now this video that I'm doing, I'm setting the standard by the way, one
out of 10. I'll go minimum 1 or 2 out of 10. No, you've just changed. I'll bet myself.
I'll bet myself. I'll bet myself. 1 out of 10 if you guessed it.
I don't need you to whisper me the title. No, no. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
Oh, no, you need to whisper me the title. Let's title the video.
That's not even your video.
It is.
Jake's doing that.
He's not.
Or it could be a one.
And we've had a lot of videos we've had for a while.
Speak for yourself mate.
No, Chaz-a-plus has been flying.
Chaz-a-plus has been flying.
Chaz-a-plus has been flying.
Chaz-a-plus has been flying.
Trying to think.
I'll check that out, actually.
Because if so, he's about to get out of the fucking...
No, but you actually are in there once.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
All right, the mellow bulb. I'll run it. He doesn't do my thoughts. He actually doesn't do my thoughts.
He doesn't do my thoughts. He just does everything else.
We're going to get illegal though.
Oh, how scary. Fuck it off, mate.
How about, right, you just stop being a knob. That's what you're being recently.
Right? Because remember, when it comes pointing at you, there's always five pointing back at you.
Remember that.
I'll come and check in on you in 5-10 minutes, yeah?
What a fucking planca!
Can someone explain to me what a fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Product of Jamaica.
There's a magnet in general.
So that's obviously been a while, Tase.
Am I like a fucking dick?
Who's this that?
Has that happened on a stream or anything that anyone knows of?
To smash them and not clean it up outside is mental.
That's from the pie.
Menzel.
Right, we've got to take a big shot and bring it in.
Let's go.
Go, go.
Woo!
Where the fuck in the plane the fuck are you talking about?
I don't know what to do, you have to give me today's chat.
What are you looking at, Chaz?
Coles, not speaking. Well done, I like it.
Fucking learning.
Right.
There we go. Right, see where we get them. See these broke, but we should be alright.
Is it an heavy TV?
It's a bit, I think.
Got it, yeah?
Cheers, mate.
Where my insane strength comes in?
Have you caught it forever?
Time to go, can I read the calendar in there?
No.
Nice way to do it here, I'll probably just do this.
Fucking hell it's ever!
Fingers in fucking bison fire!
Fucking hell!
Scope TV stand, this is a really good idea. Might be easier to carry to me, Father.
Excuse me.
Give me a shout, here we go.
Nice.
What's your thought process then?
I don't think I know how to do it.
Let's get you water.
It's not a phone.
Come on, Lisa, don't fucking drink water.
Right.
Whoa!
Oh fucking hell!
Wow!
Fucking TV stand, it's fucking got a fucking block of cement in it.
Fucking TV stand my ass.
Nicky's.
Where you from?
She's outrageous.
Oh
Fuck you now man!
Why's it boot up though?
It's all right a bit of the day. Put this back on!
My fucking dick, lad! Fuck off!
Get the camera on my face, get the camera on my face, I'm fucking losing it here.
There we go.
I think it's just a game chance.
Hmm.
Well, there we go.
Oh!
I got a good one.
Okay.
Right, getting everything fucking up there is going to be a fucking pain in the arse.
I'm gonna have you as well. Hit Ray's body in and out here. Maybe he needs to connect. Chaz I need your help.
I can't need that one.
I'm just going to freestyle this.
I'll freestyle it.
Just freestyle it.
You're here, can you help me please?
Can't.
Please.
Got a shit to do mate.
You ain't done so cool, you can't go in your room.
Right.
TV in there. I've got to get my desk in there.
In where?
In the bedroom.
Chocolate today mate, hands are full.
Come on mate, come on.
Is this a five minute job there, say it?
It's a five minute job is it?
Well I've just talked to Stan why you've complained that the one in the castle, I'm saying it.
It's plastic.
I didn't, I wanted to get it. Me and Charles said it was good enough and you can play.
Well that's enough.
You're the one who can play mate.
These are like, this is the one you've got in your people. These are actually good.
We've got some duct tape.
Why do you need duct tape?
Cover up the brand.
No free promo at the bobbos, mate.
Promo costs money, Chaz. They're taking the piss out of you, mate.
Next, I'll be turning up for a fucking six-a-side event in the garden.
Do you know what I'm saying?
We'll have the ashes here one day with your free cricket gear.
It's our only mate.
That's the offer.
What should we do that?
I might go off it before you won't go off in my garden.
I don't think the ashes are a brand.
I think not.
Get them off like a tournament.
It's not a tournament.
We could peel these off if you want.
Let's get them peeled off man.
Really?
100%.
Turn it, you can turn it off.
Once I fucking had a look in there and sorted all my stuff out, 100% I'd love to.
I fucking love to.
Careful with the net, Chad.
I can't get out of here.
Go and put that net up, come on.
Not gonna do it itself, is it?
It's forge you and sent you that.
No, you fucking idiot.
Don't kick it. Come on, did I know, Jazz?
Good lad.
What's he doing with a fucking lad?
Jazz, no.
By the way, have you seen that? Who smashed that?
Clean it up mate.
Come on, Nets not gonna build itself mate, they're not the self-building ones, you've
got to build them ones, they're plastic.
Look at that man, he's gonna have to go and do that, he's probably got four colours to
do tonight, so he will do it at some point.
I'm always joking, come on.
Ah, thank you mate.
No worries mate.
Thank you.
I'm not doing time again on the train.
Why?
I don't know what I'm saying again on the screen.
Why?
Yesterday, I got into a car.
I spent four hours building a TV stand.
Four hours?
It took four hours.
Why are you thinking four hours?
I don't want to get in this way.
You shouldn't know.
Cheers, mate.
No, Taz, we're not all yours.
What?
We're not all yours.
I was watching the screen, but you said I was.
Caravan chas
You don't drink pepsi do you?
Come on, that's not safe, come on
Oh, I wouldn't be wrestling over these, would I?
I wouldn't be wrestling over these
And as they would say, no free promo, would they?
Oh no, no, no, if you want to take him for caramel man chas
I'll take him for caramel chas, yeah?
I'll take him for caramel chas
No, no, flip it
No, no, no
Flip it over
Come on, show me! Show me what you really like!
Get off!
Show me what you really like!
I'm gonna show you what I really like!
What you really like!
Go on!
Red Bull.
Fruing fruit.
Ah yeah.
Yeah. Got the hat, got the drinks.
Even treated comfortable.
There's your foxes.
Here you go.
There comes...
Got a crunch here.
Oh, I don't want a crunch here.
But I'll save myself.
I don't know where he went mate, I don't know where he went.
Because I've got something to be after him tonight.
I've got something to be after him tonight?
I'm ordering an Indian.
Oh come on, no way where from?
The Indian.
Alright mate.
I don't know the name of it.
You don't know the name first just.
What?
Well no, me and Beano went to the Indian, and it was really nice.
Oh look at that.
A gummy carrot.
Gummy carrot.
Got a side gummy carrot.
At this point mate, just have an actual fucking carrot.
Try them in.
Not as nice as the gummy bananas are peaches.
We got them.
But shit them.
Oh, oh, so you can speak out somewhere in my drinks.
No, I'm not talking over there.
Watch out, come down there and drink that.
Do the measure, but go over there and show us the way of him or that.
I'm not going to talk to you tonight.
Sorry?
I'm not going to talk to you tonight.
Well, it's good you need to stop.
But you can't open it, leave it in the garden and not build it.
Yeah.
Fucking fucking weirdo.
I'm going to set my phone up or try to put it on the wall and get my bag full of alcohol.
You've got the doors open, just come in.
Someone's knocking at the door, somebody's ringing the bell.
Just come in.
Not both of them, watch right, it's a delivery for you mate.
Oh yes!
Jesus and a sugar-free red bulb.
I don't know why I'm gasping because I've been watching on the screen.
The white chocolate ones would have done as well.
What you didn't say?
I don't want to throw you in the deep end if you don't like the white ones.
Nice.
Can also get you some tap water as well if you do want some tap water.
I'm sorry, I'll just get chas this water bottle.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Right, I want to explain that.
Where the fuck did you find that?
I took it last time from yourself because I was going to fix it.
I don't want to be a dick, I don't think you fixed it.
Yeah, no, I move, but it's super glue didn't work.
No, it doesn't?
No.
I did try.
It's alright, where's the bottle off?
It's in the bag, the other way.
Did you miss it?
Yeah, I fucking love that, it's one of ten, it's only ten of them in a month.
No, no, it's signed at the bottom of the door here.
Where is it, let me find the envelope.
No, I don't know where it is.
There it is.
There you go, look, all signs, what is it?
Wonderful.
Look at this chat, there's only 10 of these in the world.
Wayne Rooney.
And underneath it,
Wonder Goal 10 out of 10, limited edition.
Unfortunately, it has snapped, but we'll get there.
Yeah, sorry about that, Troy.
That's all right, mate. I don't have to fix it one day.
These monitors are a leap, though.
They're good.
Yeah.
These are the monitors we've gone for.
If you know your monitors, you probably know them.
Oh this is great because people are watching your streams right, so they don't read your
streams. I hope so, I'm out of a job. They usually don't see this side do they? No, they
won't see them before. So what are you talking about these ones? Because when I went from
my pub to the house, these are like my first upgrades. I think they're about 140 quid each.
They're good, but what you want with monitors like this one's gone OLED panel, so your graphics
are going to be a lot more crispier. So nice. Like the black colours in there are going to be like a lot deeper.
They're not going to look all illuminated. They're going to look very dark and crisp.
That's what I can say. These have a six refresh rate, so you could, yeah it's good for gaming.
Well at the minute I'm playing Resident Evil and I can't fucking stand it because it's scaring.
Am I going to be more scaring? Yeah, because you're going to feel like it's real life.
Well that's the last time I play that game last night. I ain't playing that again.
Do you want to help me with the sound?
I'll help you, what would you like?
Can you be from the bin boy?
I'll go and get a bin bag.
Right, shall we get a bin bag?
Charlie's going to get his watch out.
Well that's a lot of pressure.
I'm going to get that to the building.
He lived up to his promises.
I saw you guys backing in the chat.
I saw you reminding him throughout the whole chat.
I'll be watching the stream on my phone as well.
There you go.
To be honest, it's not the chocolate I like.
It's like the stuff in the middle.
I don't know what you're doing with it.
Let me read the comments.
Oh, hello, you lot.
Plug your Twitch.
I've got a Twitch for having stream since lockdown, so...
I'm not sure there's any point in plugging that,
but you can go and sub up to my YouTube channel.
mmm mmm that's what happens you guys want some ASMR
yeah yeah
it's called malt
malt teasers fucking hell I actually didn't know that
what can so can I just buy the separate um just the crunchy stuff by itself without the chocolate
Cheers, Consistane.
He's letting me know where that came from.
Damn.
Okay.
Oh yeah, mute phone.
Sorry, Leop.
I actually didn't think he'd let me with the mic open.
Open.
Active.
Mmm.
It's honeycomb.
I thought it was.
Oh, something's popping off there.
But yeah, let me know if you guys want to know what it is.
if you guys want to know anything about the stream set up all the type of stuff
we're using and these monitors are pretty crazy all the gamers out there
I'm going to fix that Wayne statue because that would have been a good
reaction we could have seen it all complete
Will it be done today?
Yeah, so I'm hoping to get the desk done today, and then it's been streamed.
But I do want to, now that I'm here, I want to pimp it out a little bit more.
I've got some ideas, but they'll take some extra days.
Like for example, he's dartboard.
Initially we discussed putting it here, and then he'll stand up over there.
I call the cameras right now.
So he'll be stirred, like this.
But, I want to change that. There we go.
So I'll just go back to the bin, but you can take it away mate.
Thank you. So I was saying, well how come you decided to put the stream here instead of there?
Because you don't put the sockets there.
Is that it?
Because I've got a great deal of it, why don't you?
I had an idea of what we can like, put the sockets there.
So I had an idea of putting this wooden board up, and then we can customize it.
Put the dark board on there.
If you throw your darts there and like it hits the wall, that's no problem as well.
This should be a piece of work.
Well I think the dartboard was going to go in there.
Yeah, then what you have to do is there.
Yeah, then I'll be stood here.
And then we've got a camera here.
Going up the side there.
And then how are we going to film the dartboard?
That's going to be the hard one.
Can you get a new jar on top of that?
You can, but it'll be too slanted.
You know what I mean?
Ooh.
What do you mean?
I don't think we're going to.
It looks nice when it's like central.
Because that's what you want.
Yeah.
Interesting.
What do you think is best caught?
I think, like on back some time, you get you like a wooded background build here.
Yeah.
So it's not like destroying the wall.
Yeah.
And you can customise it however you want.
Yeah.
So what made this out of there?
Move the set up.
Actually you can have it either way.
I recommend having it there.
Have it there.
Where's the wooden thing we got?
You know, you get set up there, wood thing there, decorate this, and then we'll put a
pole across these two.
and then put your Osmo on top of that pole so it will imitate exactly what you have in your oven.
That's fucking sound by me mate.
100%
You have actually got an FX for it.
So we can use that.
Do you have the little dummy thing?
No.
That's all good.
We've got actual...
Oh is it?
I think I've brought an extra one, but I don't know, I'm not seeing it, so...
What's that?
Thank you, mate.
Anyway, you all right, Chelsea?
Nah, fuck all going on today.
Why don't you fucking go on a run?
Oh!
Three prime ones, one with a hole.
What do we got?
Fucking good spot.
Fucking great spot, Chelsea.
They've had two free days on that as well, that's pissing me off.
You're sticking your tongue out.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Are you alright?
Yeah, I'm okay.
You're okay?
Yeah.
I've got to be a bit stubborn about it, you're okay.
How's that expensive monitor?
I don't know.
I've done this before mate, don't worry.
I'm not on your back there.
Anything happens, remember to protect the backpack.
I said this before, I'm not going to use my new burials to save.
If a car is shut, make sure it's the front of your model back.
Just do your backpack.
I like that.
You want to change it?
You need to change it.
You need to make sure they can't do anything.
Or if they can, but if they can, just before it hits you,
it's about back off.
Just before that and worth that price.
That's trade, you could just get it off.
I mean, no fucking about, just get it off.
Earlier today you lot were telling me you love your jokes.
He was?
Didn't say it.
What did you say?
I don't know, I don't know, I like the chas.
Oh, the chas won't?
Yeah.
You can see it in his eyes, he don't.
No, you can just tell him off for it's not there anymore.
No, he used to be good though.
Oh, check that pattern.
No, he used to be good, yeah.
He used to be good.
Alright, I'll get the new walnut out of my head.
Used to be.
Just the highest chance.
I love the camera work, Kaz.
I love it.
I've been really enjoying the streams.
Minus that guy that kept the views in you.
Who was that?
Cameraman Union
Yeah, I spoke out of the camera man, because he speaks, I fucking need to stop more than anything
You're on strike 4 right now or more?
Yeah, he's on strike 4
Well, you've got a strike 5
No, I'm before, I'll give you a better fit
Exactly, I said get 35 man, you're fucked, you've got to finish
He doesn't dare speak
I've put in ginger in people's cakes, I've not.
What made you spat in my cake?
Oh, lucky you.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
I think I'd know I spat.
I think there's a spitting in my cake.
I think there's a big difference between sabotage
and spitting in someone's cake.
I don't spit in your cake.
Are you chatting or saying it?
Must be true.
Must be true.
I don't want to get to my chat.
Have you not been reading?
What's that score mobile part of the width?
Fake news and deep fakes online.
Don't believe what you see, do you research?
Tesco mobile?
Yeah.
I've recently partnered with Tesco Mobile to outline the deepfakes of AI.
Recently partnered with Tesco Mobile, they are fucking...
You've smashed it. Congratulations, bro.
Thank you.
How's the park shit going?
Really, really well, it went.
Really good.
Have you got a little vestry, Jack?
Yeah.
I'm happy you're just raising awareness, that's what you need, isn't it?
I was just raising the awareness for the deepfakes that are online that need highlighting.
What sort of deepfakes?
Well, you know, you've got the example of when I went in the jungle and someone deepfakes and you have a girlfriend.
Do you remember that? The press were debating about...
Yeah, but they've been married at that time, I believe.
Yeah, but... cheers mate.
You know, it's that sort of stuff there that people believe that.
Exactly, and I look at that and I go, if adults can believe it, where does that leave the youth of today?
That's actually really deep, actually. It's really hard to believe.
They did, they did release it as a story.
They didn't, they didn't, we stopped you.
I read it.
Well, they were going to, and it's a bit like, look, you can't just go on, there's going to be a bit awkward.
Yeah.
Oh, it's in there, isn't it?
We at least get an American in there.
F***ing...
Oh f***ing hell.
So you're taking the plane?
I'm okay.
No, no, no, yeah, I'm glad you're okay.
That was the main priority there, are you okay?
Oh, what might have arisen these?
Just basic cheap Amazon ones.
Yeah, I need to get some.
These kits don't have arms.
Do you want these ones?
No, you can't, you're using them right now.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, but...
Now when you when you when you've done to that kind of like to have a word you only actually some stuff done for me
So please while I've got you a job. I mean why are you looking like that?
I didn't step
Parents about me. Oh
Have you tried them yet? Yeah, they're lovely. Thank you. Are you sure? There's actually a nickname for these oh
Well small geezers
Maltesers, you know in the Coppins Lane?
Amar.
What?
Amar.
I could play three by the way.
I helped myself, yeah.
Sorry, I understand.
Sorry.
No.
That's right.
Yeah, I can't play Maltesers.
I can't nail it.
Try it, mate.
Factory change.
Factory change.
Factory change.
Three, two, one.
I need confirmation, am I shooting the blue arrow or not?
What are you going to look for the battery?
So there's got to be a batch right?
Correct you.
How long has your batch got left?
Quite a while.
I've got three.
Three batches packed?
Yes.
Nice?
Yeah.
I'm lately in research.
Earning these Ā£4.50 to an hour?
Ā£4.40.
Ā£4.40 to an hour.
Ā£4.50 to an hour.
Oh, by the way, my client should permanently join the team.
What does that mean?
He's just joined the table on a full-time salary.
Nice, congratulations. Is that actually true? Congratulations James.
Thanks.
You didn't work with anyone else anyway?
Yeah, I did.
Who did you work with James?
He does like James Colton, I don't know, he's going to be kind, he's going to be quick.
Ah, so he's not joined us. Not exclusively joined, has he?
He's basically gone he actually has a lot of that money
But I'm also just gonna make sure I've got my priority right and good on you that odd guy cuz you're 17 you need to get your priorities
Right
Cuz he's gonna be a close if soon so no one else can use them
What's the big moment
First one is about go on here we go
Yeah, you're right
I'm not a person, but he doesn't want to play Fortnite.
I've got to sing that.
I've just played Fortnite for two hours and it was unbelievable.
It's been a season, but there's somebody in my room at the moment,
which means I can't go in there, so I'm stuck here.
So we've got to sing the Lion King song.
In the mighty town.
No, the other one, the other one, the other one.
Yeah, what's the one?
I could never tell her.
The one where they raise up the little cunt.
Oh, you raise me up,
so I can stand on my knees.
That's not the Lion King for me.
Did you know?
a honk. Right, um, yeah, it just slots in like this.
They want it to look nice.
Oh, and then they get tightened up.
240 hertz, 4k hqr, 0.03.
C'mon, they must be a few quid then.
They're a bargain, you've got to add up to a few, yeah?
Yeah, I'm actually gonna get the same one of these, I saw this.
Think he told me about them.
Can you get on with more teasers?
There you go.
Oh, it needs to tighten a bit more, have it on.
A little bit more.
A little bit more.
Yeah, I'm real then.
So, let's give us the aesthetic, Con.
Can you all be throwing?
What could you have told me what you want?
What's the aesthetic?
He's going for just better than that.
She's a fucking upgrade basically.
We're going for the Sherman Oak worktop.
Yeah, that's a really nice worktop.
Yeah, I like this. Does this raise up?
It does raise up.
Well, hang on a minute, Con.
There's a little dent in my door there.
I might have to take some off.
That's chocolate.
That ain't coming off though, is it?
I'll have to send this one back, I'll have to leave it today, send it back on.
Yeah, definitely. I need a desk.
Yeah, I'll just go ahead and... It's a lovely desk though.
Oh, I think I've put these in the wrong place.
Yeah, you are, but it's there, there.
Yeah.
I think you've... All right, question.
So you don't see this?
No, I don't give a fuck about that.
Shall I reverse it so you can put your mat on there?
And it'll cover that.
Can I reverse it, mate?
I'm gonna follow that.
Yeah, you didn't see him bothered, but you said it.
It's not a second one there though, is it?
No, we're alright.
Are you sure it wasn't chocolate?
No, it's not chocolate.
No, it's not, mate. I don't...honestly, mate.
What little rat has been coming in here and chewing on the desk?
No, I've not been chewing on anything.
Sorry about him.
I've not been chewing on anything.
Fucking chewing my ear.
Hold on, there's someone in the room.
I can't go anywhere else at the moment.
you fucking neck? No, I don't fuck that. I ain't doing it again. Last night I spent four hours building a TV set, I'm not building anything up for that.
On the box, what's the age rating? On the box, what age rating is it? It's probably about six, but I've got the mental age of four, so I'm not doing it again. Last night I was genuinely pained.
You made yourself useful then, at least. What do you mean, at least? You used a bit of black men bag of pot of these in the pub.
I think it is.
Take the case now.
Oh, she dropped me outside and you said no.
Yeah, because I've got an old penny here.
I'm getting your fucking bedroom.
Where's the telegony?
In the bedroom.
Bedroom.
I sport's never ridden in your thing, does it, Con?
How the fuck am I supposed to say that?
Well, something I know though.
Smash it down.
There you have it.
This is not going to be that.
You're not going to be done.
That's not a boom, bro.
I might be able to...
These are like, if you just want to put it on the desk.
That's not going to need them.
Unless you want to just get rid of the arms.
Nah, that's not going to be that hard.
These are stands for your mother's.
Yeah, I know.
Cheers, mate.
Well, maybe they're thrown away.
What do you mean?
Are you from Irvine's, are we?
No.
Right there?
Uh, somewhere in your storage.
Yeah.
Fuck, you're never gonna need it.
Never gonna need it, just get me one.
That's what you're not mine, mate, come here.
Alright, contraband.
I'm not a contraband.
Hello?
Oh!
Take them off.
Oh!
Right, where are you?
Who wants to race to see who can unbox and monitor box the quickest?
Chairman.
Oh!
Unbox and monitor quickest?
I definitely want to do that.
Yeah, you wouldn't be there.
You wouldn't be there.
I'll do a countdown.
You've got a race to ginger's room.
Grab one of the boxes.
Actually, the second box is a lot closer to that as it's like down stairs.
Down stairs?
I'll still go to the terminal.
3, 2, 1, go!
You're not going to believe it.
Idiots, we've got to go downstairs.
Where do you go downstairs?
Idiot!
Fuck off!
I got it.
What's happening? Cheers mate.
Oh, that's it!
Yeah, yeah, that's it mate.
It's in the living room, Chas.
Something I've been helping.
What?
I don't like these. Cheers.
Oh, you go.
Idiot, he's basically f**king loving himself from the wild bitch.
That's mine.
That's mine.
Yes.
Alright.
Now we're going to want to put the screw down with the padding.
Screw down to this arm?
Yeah, so you know the padding so it doesn't scratch the guards.
And then there should be a little circular thing here.
That's the one.
There you go, mate.
Got it?
No, I was in between your looks.
Oh!
Oh, that's not it.
What shall you lose in, mate?
No, I mean, I've got it.
I can play it when it's 12.
Ah, I appreciate it, I shall thank you.
You should have gone off to the green over there.
I hope you've done it no time.
I'll give you these.
Well, they stickers.
Yeah, I've got them on, mate.
I'm gonna shoot you that thing now.
Where's our skip-knitting bucket, have you?
Maybe it's going to be something.
Why, isn't it?
There's no one, is there?
Where were you?
It was I. We was out, wasn't it?
We was out. We was out.
Fucking always.
Where was you?
Where was you?
Where was I?
Yesterday.
Oh, here we go.
I'm gonna pretend he was up winning all day,
even though he's back home by half one.
Here we go.
I didn't really...
Get finished, Tottenham.
Putt socket.
You might need that.
Putt socket.
I'd rather let all of you use the next one.
Cheers mate.
You put this in the empty box and then get rid of it for each us.
Of course I can mate.
Make sure I have everything that she needs.
Hang on that dress, put that up and make your eye.
Oh, and that.
Do you know where that goes?
Put me down.
Have you done it in no time?
What's this for?
I don't know actually.
I don't know either.
Oh mate, that's a stand-up.
I ain't paying you to sit down mate.
Fuck, you know.
Who would you say is one of the sacks you've done with your thought?
Ooh, a bit of shit that.
Um...
Why would you rather not say?
I categorize shit as in like...
Your shit would still be fucking unreal compared to the other one.
I think one's where I can't like, drill into the walls and stuff.
stuff. So this one? No because we're gonna try and make it good by like bringing in some
other elements where we can customise it a lot. Yeah okay I hear that. Like over time
I've come up with ideas how to do that. Yeah. So who do you suppose are the stuff that you
did? I was my own actually. Was it? Yeah. Which one did you have for that? Yeah I was
And they got like two and a half million views right now.
Okay.
Yeah.
How many years ago was that?
Oh, that was like four years ago.
Maybe five years ago.
Why can't I see the check?
Just a touch.
We started.
And then I kind of fell into it by accident.
Why by accident?
Well, because at the time that's when I got my house.
And that's when I done my setup.
And then after that, it was like Toby and Simon.
Well, actually, did you do that?
Yeah.
Sounds like it, sure.
And the kind of just spirals.
Who's your favourite you've ever done?
It's hard to say again.
Give us your top three, give us your top three.
Alright, JJ's.
JJ's, the one he's in now.
Yeah, yeah. Simon's.
And your one.
Is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, legit.
Hell yeah baby.
Those are creative elements like the dark boards, the TV in the back, TV, you've got to have a shirt.
Cut it off if that's unreal.
Play.
Yeah, you like chess?
I'm just taking it all in.
Yeah, no, I appreciate it.
Just taking it all in.
Just wish to fuck him.
Start it up.
I bet you keep your room fucking tidy, you won't need anyone in there.
Two of the best responses you could give.
She asked me, can I go in your room?
I said, you can if you want, but fuck all you need doing.
Because I'm tired here.
Yeah, you don't live here, bro.
Don't live here, do I not? Do I not live here?
I'm here more than you.
Where were you yesterday?
Where was I yesterday?
Where was you?
Where was I?
I was at Amy yesterday.
Why?
I'm an honour.
I'm laughing at the way I screwed this monitor down.
What did you say?
Horrible hanging bastard.
What?
That was half of the monologue screwed on.
What?
I used a fuck to make.
Was your actually at A&E yesterday?
No, it was a test and you failed.
What the fuck?
That's not even funny, that.
It wasn't and yet you left.
No, no, that's not funny.
You shouldn't joke about things like that.
Couldn't agree any more.
Because stuff like that could easily happen.
No shit mate.
Was that for it?
Yeah, is that for it?
It wasn't actually, it wasn't direct.
That's his fault.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It wasn't that good, it wasn't direct.
I can see the chat now, I'm buzzing.
Mr Reid, are you ready to meet me?
Come on Monday mate, come on mate.
That's the first of the month.
If I'm going to try and get the same monitors as you,
let me have a look here.
Hold on.
Try and sit down.
Fucking leave it, I'm not that good.
What did it say?
What?
I'll tell you.
Ground each.
Man one off and I were
75% off got right fucking bargain
He's referring to someone's bummed me
Yeah, if you've got if you're still there, I'm down
Oh yeah, I'm all right.
Oh, here's, here's, yeah.
One of the reasons also, Conn, he's still up there, he's could be on there, a massive
fuck off fish tank.
You want a fish tank?
Well said, Conn.
Shit idea.
Don't let him do it.
That's your piranhas.
Did you get piranhas?
Don't get a fish tank.
Don't get a fish tank.
How well has Ginger looked after Spike?
Don't get a fish tank.
Don't get a fish tank.
How well has Ginger looked after Spike?
Don't get a fish tank.
Well, he doesn't say it at the minute because I'm very busy at the minute, but he's fucking
He's still alive and kicking and he's fucking nearly 15.
But you don't understand how all fish tanks are to maintain.
No, they are. When you're not a scruffy cunt, you get up, you feed them.
Every about once every three days you clean the tank.
If you're busy, you get someone to come and clean the tank and then you're laughing.
Change, change. You genuinely definitely get piranhas though, don't you?
You can't get piranhas in the UK.
I've got a guy.
We can get you piranhas.
You can actually have piranhas.
Yeah.
Look, I've got a fucking crock as well.
And shit, shit, I can't swim and Jakey.
Ooh!
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's awful.
You can't put a fish tank next to a window.
Oh, yeah, because I forgot the top of the sea is covered,
isn't it?
Fucking dickheads.
I think they might be referring to like the sun.
Embersils.
Yeah, like the sun.
Oh, right.
Does the sun not go on the ocean?
What happens when you've got a magnifying glass through the sun?
That actually happens in another jungle.
Did they show it?
I don't know.
I don't know much about it.
I was sat there, I was sat there on a camping chair, I was sat there on a camping chair,
and this is no word of a lie by the way, and his reporter faces well and I let him, I
was sat there, there was a magnifying glass on the chair, the sun had been down onto the
magnifying glass and it'd burn a hole in the in my arm yes I imagine that but
on your fish yeah that's tea side mate you can't get it you can't eat me man
I've got to find you first oh I had a few of them from soon he's mum sorry it's
I'm not going to hold my finger it's just not my fist.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
He was the third in value one!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Anyway, next one out.
Next one.
Oh Christ!
Yeah, I'm going to get them on it as I can see.
Are you the same one that I got at my house all these different...
These are new ones.
Well, nice.
He's been a consistent when you were up.
He did not.
No, he's a quiet, very regretful person.
Shaggy, you're up, mate.
What's that?
You're up, mate.
What do you mean, mate?
You want to put this in there, or not?
Oh, would that open anymore?
No, it wouldn't.
What do you mean, it's open now?
I don't need you to put this in there.
Oh, yeah, I would, I would do it.
Oh, chip it.
Put it there.
I'll put it in the center.
Yeah, I'll let you in, Shaggy.
Just trying to sort something out, and you're still bruised.
Can you put it on the desk there, Bodger, if that's possible?
Thank you.
She has had a few off me as well to be fair sir. Go on, Michelle Bertie, he's gamble time.
Where's that? Oh yeah, I need that for you.
That's what I'm putting in the chat.
I fucking believe it as well because that is someone's using me. How the fuck have you still got that using me?
To be fair, someone was called NYK Fat Cat for about three months.
That's true. I've had, well, I've had angry fat bastard.
That's another one.
Have you had an angry ninja?
Yeah, that's a classic.
I was on my car then, getting me to EV out, right?
And someone, I'd heard them clock, right?
Is that angry Jim? Coins he didn't know, it's either Bob or...
No, why?
Then, started shouting Taze.
Says, what, Jim?
Don't know who's shouting, but a fucking old person.
I've got to put the cards in place.
That's true, to be fair, looks like him.
shit I cut now NYK Suze Muff is an unreal name that's a great name that's a
great name the great moth
well it must have been I've come out of it
I've got f*****g to get rid of
It's mad that when you beep it isn't it
oh I've peaked it a few times and it is f*****g mental mate
refer to f*****g your mum
you think they're so slick don't they
You're not really much of a snick.
Are you not a getaway job?
Really? In front of guests?
In front of guests?
Well, he's got in front of guests, is he?
He's fucking got.
Alright, I'll see you that, Norris.
Michelle Bertie's Night Pros.
Nice.
Oh yeah!
So what's that TV you got?
65 inch.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
to get that, because that's not 77, fuming.
Now I'm joking.
How much is the TV?
Because you can get them for a pretty cheap these days.
But it's Samsung.
I know you, my one was Samsung.
As well, I'm right.
I actually don't know how much you spent on these TVs.
Knowing you, you've done, you would have all the best of that.
I'm going to go, you've done one and a half.
No, I'm going to say four, 15, or five, 15.
My one was pretty 15.
I've got a really good one.
How much was his stand and it was probably 3.50?
I'm going to go 15 under.
You've done more than that.
My stand was 3.50.
And your stand was more than that.
You're the best at the end.
You're the best.
The best for the best.
I tell you, it was 2.3K.
With weight, weight for it.
No, that was the 7.87.
It was absolutely 1.8.
Yeah.
samsung discount
greatest respect should be free
unfortunately it wasn't
then it came to about 1.5
ah bargain
sixty five inches
i can't lie you smashed it there
but you know what it is because when i have guests over and they're watching tv here
they've got to watch the best of the best
it ain't for me
I thought you were gonna say you're just gonna whack on your YouTube or something.
You didn't say that.
What? Are you referring to that being the best of the best?
I'm just trying to make this weird.
You like to put yourself back in the box, you russ?
I'm trying to think in, would you help me?
Of course I'll fuck you, moth.
If I had someone in my room, I couldn't understand about it.
No, wait, no, wait. Our bads is I'm in bed dying.
I'm in bed dying, right? In a super bad way.
a bad way I've gone taste yes and I've all I've had to all the para seat miles
man doesn't surprise me how does it love individuality in this fucking house
needs to be more of a group morale this is what I it's our team when I'm the
owner fuck TV license oh they're looking good then come look at them on it is not
I've got some TV licence anyway.
I've got.
Nice.
Yeah, kind of like that.
No, that's the lad.
Is it, chap?
Yeah, it's not our job.
I'm not the one watching it.
Miss 5.2.
Plus, I don't watch TV.
Hey, smiley.
Do you have a brand new TV?
Do you have a gift, mate?
Go on, Suzy.
See you at balls tonight.
I'll see you there, mate.
Are you going to the ball tomorrow?
No, I'm not going to the ball tomorrow.
I'm not going to the ball.
I'm not going to the ball.
I'm not going to the ball.
I'm not going to the ball.
I'm not going to the ball.
I'm not going to the ball.
Oh you guys have orders tonight.
I am indeed mate.
Good luck mate.
Thank you.
Chas got camel toe, stop looking.
She's got to open the door.
I'm away mate.
They've been after me for 18 months.
Really?
Fuckers keep asking me am I in?
Nope.
Yep, and do you know what they do?
They do knock at the door.
Start letting them in.
Exactly.
They've got no legal right apparently.
It's coming your ass.
You don't. But when the bailiffs turn up, don't open the door, don't look at the door,
don't even acknowledge their existence because they will fucking barge their way in.
By the way, as well, if you do not...
I've not trained that, my mum, by the way.
If the doors are locked, they can just come in.
Yeah, exactly. Nice, aren't they?
I used to have to do it.
My mum had me part of work. You should go and don't open the door without any bailiffs.
I don't know.
Do you know?
Do you ever put on me drinks?
No.
I've hanged up a couple of frames.
You go back there to the back.
I'm sort of like a makeshift setup, but similar to Gingys, but not as good as that one.
My setups worse than that.
But, um, yeah, I just need to get it fully out there.
I need to order all the stuff.
Well, not all the stuff, I've ordered most of it.
And most of it is here.
I just need to get new monitors.
That's the laundry.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think all I need is literally new monitors essentially.
The rest of it I've got.
What would Gingys on right now look like tomorrow?
Nah, I can't rid of what they are, but they are really good, I've had them for about a year or so, but what the plan is, I'm just gonna...
So, I was saying, if you want, I can sell you my old self.
Huh?
I can sell you my old self if you want.
What, I'm gonna sell it from your house?
No, it's not.
No?
No, I don't want any of that. My stuff's better than that.
What do you do?
I bet that it's a better setup.
What?
I'm grateful.
Well, yeah.
I'm grateful, he's trying to make a pay for it.
Oh, money going to trees, is it? I don't think it does.
Well I'll tell you what, you owe me a right few quits at the moment, and I'm still waiting.
100% I do, and show what, I'm going to gift him though.
No, Jin, you don't have to do it on there, I wouldn't save it in my dirty PC.
He's going to give us a 200 he owes now.
35% off subs? Really?
Yep.
Yeah, I'll get a mint three for that Sunday for another day.
800 pound?
Yep.
Fuck off, PC, do it in a bit, Chas.
Thanks mate.
Not a fucking cat in hell's chance.
Alright, tell me when this one is centered.
Not with the ball, but like the actual...
Just a grip though.
Are you not gonna flip them over?
Err, I'll do it mate.
I'll just move his... I'll move his...
Afraid of?
Err...
Yeah.
In the middle of the table yeah?
Yeah, he's not in the middle of the table.
No, the pole.
Oh, not the pole.
Sorry, I keep going.
Here you go.
Little tap, little tap.
There you go.
Yeah.
Nice.
Long time.
Long time, long time.
What size is the model? It's 26.
No.
Yeah.
Nice.
I can't believe it.
What the fuck?
Can Jin dog come?
He's got the backpack on.
He's got the water, if you're up.
I can't believe it.
You just stand up mate.
Oh wow! Told you that this is a thing.
This is my Jin ever get contract.
Give him an inch.
No, take a mile.
That's why that fucker's not on a contract.
You could fuck him up tomorrow.
I can fuck him off tomorrow, so...
It's like that.
And you'll end up camera manning the bean on us, Hank.
Ooh, fuck that.
And guess what, if you're freelance...
You'd have to go to fucking Bermond and say,
camera man, you'd have to get pissed while playing minigolf.
I don't know, what did they do last night?
Go and piss and play minigolf.
What, on a work trip?
On a work trip, by the way.
Oh, that...
May.
On a work trip.
No.
Why didn't you come out again?
It's just not showing enough respect.
respect. Bad touch up.
How's that? Do you like it more when it's angled? Like this? Or when it's more like that?
Oh no, angled. Please, yeah.
Yes, that's easier, you can.
Just throw it.
There you go, let's do the chat now.
What was that, sorry?
Just line all of them up.
That one is a bit tilted.
Yeah, that's fine, so if you can...
Did it talk like that?
Yeah, it started like that.
Ooh.
So love me, love me, I'm...
No, a bit more than a bit more.
Yeah, ooh.
It will change in a bit.
Okay, sweet.
I'll be playing them out for a while.
Beano's TikTok, I'm gonna start.
You're doing my manager's.
What's that, mate?
You're doing my manager's.
Your new manager?
Our manager.
Our manager?
For what?
Just the game at Wimbledon, like this.
Oh yeah, yeah, I saw that, yeah.
Cap.
See that?
Yeah, Jack.
It is Jack.
Mental.
Yeah.
Buzz and we've got a cow, though.
I can't lie.
Yes, sir.
Erm...
I'm buzzing we've got a cow.
You know, I'd say you ain't gonna start your way.
You can get your nose out of his arse there, just.
No, but even that much coming on would be pretty cool.
Yeah, it would be.
Even if you're on the bench, you still do the starting line, right?
Straight out!
Will you stand there like?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, you ended it on me. All that could be our Amazon.
Why do you have to click like that?
Hold me like that.
Can I just do a batch of things quickly like that?
Mate, you stay there.
James, do what you do best.
Head to sign.
You better get them all. Get your camera on.
I'm coming!
I can see how I can get past that.
How long did that last?
How long?
19.
That will always say 30.
The green ones are just going off the bars.
Don't change the batteries until they're completely dead.
Yeah, but this wasn't fully charged.
That's when you got a 15 on it because the plug fell once again.
15?
Yeah.
Yeah, you got a change of batteries for another one.
Why wasn't it fully charged?
It was untried last night, came back and was on 2% still charging.
Mangs like that were my first evening.
So how many times have I done it?
You take it home here?
Yeah.
First mistake, Chad would let me take 25 grand home like that.
He wouldn't fucking, he wouldn't never take that home.
He'll fucking sell it straight away.
I'm on about, I know what you bolt-onies get up to.
I need all of that, don't you come?
Give her an inch and I'll take her a mile.
Tristabelle gets paid on time.
Too much as well, half the time.
The kick you left.
That was that laugh, that was true laugh.
That was for some time, I'm like, I earned a pay on the 17th.
Fucker took his payment while I was in the jungle for five weeks as well.
And as a cheat.
Fucking did.
And as a cheat to come back and go, I want to pay rise.
I've never asked for a pay rise.
Alright, let's have some now, won't we?
Fucking!
Why, you're the best thing would be.
The best thing would be...
Nah, you alright? I'm alright.
That'd be the best response.
Just showing them around your shooting room mate with you and yourself and six monitors
over there, you know.
I mean that, that don't matter.
What are you going to do?
They're going in the bin, mate.
They're going straight in the skip.
Hey, what are these?
I've got a shit set up.
That is shit.
It's not.
Right, my stand is a shit.
Yeah, that's not a shit set up.
It's not a shit set up.
Have I had that?
I haven't put it.
You do have that?
No.
I can't see anything.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
What have you got?
That's right.
What?
You've got all the stuff.
I've got the batteries.
These are my batteries from that patch.
Yeah, I was going to say when I was you.
Yeah, exactly when I was you.
Yeah.
Ow!
What the fuck is going on here?
Well, we've peed both of them.
You've got the thing for yourself?
We've no.
Yeah?
No.
We've gone for the cheap option.
This is the cheapest one.
So I think we're both right.
What?
We've got the cheap option.
Well, you've got that.
So it can't be that bad.
Yeah, it's 30 in cred.
Great minds think alike.
It's 30 in cred.
Oh.
Fucking joke.
Can't have anything ourselves these days.
What the fuck?
Can't have fucking anything.
days, can't fucking anything. Next you'll have a fucking tiptoe where you're getting
to change every time you clap hands. Just like being up. What's that as well? That
better not be what I think it is. It's the small, re-camera mount.
Free phone.
You're a fine.
Fucking joke.
Exactly.
Move up.
Exhausted.
Take the piss.
I'm not a joke.
Get out. Get out.
Well, both of them are down.
Where you going? You're going to fucking sit in some other room.
Fucking joke after you fuck all ourselves.
Fucking joke.
We've just got the cheapest stuff, I guess.
Fuck off.
You've got the cheapest stuff as well.
I've got the cheapest stuff as well, have I?
Yeah. Yeah.
I'll put this in the box.
Why is he being so, so mean to them?
at least we got all that stuff. Can I see if we're back to charged?
A big one. I doubt it mate.
We've got a couple of them in the chest.
Yep. Whole charged. It's a shame though isn't it?
No we don't need these doors anymore.
We've got our own.
That's all in there mate.
It's all in there.
It's all in there.
It's getting nice day today, just chill, relaxing.
Ah, if we're in your way by the way, come and get the turkey down at me.
I'll have to stay in there for a bit.
Oh, you've got a handy tip top for me.
Yeah, I saw it before but I'm not watching it.
I love it being there, I always love being there.
I have a question that I need an answer to.
So I'm building myself in a FIFA 15 career mode.
What is he doing?
So the top comet, he can't be mocking Danny when Kara is doing the same.
That's mental when Kara is doing the same.
I actually argue Kara's doing worse.
You know, it's just 10 out of a Gaydon channel.
No. But 10 did content before she met Dannet.
Yeah, so obviously I saw her tics at the other day. You were extremely passionate about this topic.
What topic?
Of Kara.
I just don't want B-No getting distracted.
I actually looked at his stats and he took, in 27 days, how many days off did you have in March?
At 27? How many days did you have in March?
In March.
We were on the 27th of March when I looked and talked to him. I haven't guessed how many days yet.
12.
Love him.
Moving into the house as well.
He's unacceptable.
Unacceptable.
He is, he is.
They're tweeting him, fella.
You what?
Don't care.
You what, he's in for it?
Tweeting him.
You're tweeting him?
What did that mean?
Tweeting him.
Oh, you're tweeting at him?
Let's have a look.
No, it's an anti-team crook.
You're not bad.
Oh.
Sorry about that, I'm calm.
That's alright.
He won't raise any better off, so...
Jakey's lacking too, yeah, but Jakey's actually got the passion for it, and I will...
Yeah, and Jake's actually been around all day and been really ill.
Yeah, but I've also been really ill, and I still drink every day.
So, I'd one day off the first day, and then I'd just need to die.
To be fair, if you don't know, come in, do me a favour.
That's it.
I guess I'll put it now as well.
Nah, you've got a few days.
He put on his Instagram story. I've got Covid. I didn't do a test. I don't mean to the doctors. Just self-tieing those themselves.
I looked at the symptoms.
And I looked at the symptoms of meningitis as well and I fucking might have that.
Yeah, meningitis.
Meningitis.
I'm gonna get her off.
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
Ho-ho!
I've not heard you cough a single time when I was here.
You heard me cough, though?
Yeah.
That's just easy.
Sounds like that hangover thing.
And that's just you and trying to breathe.
It's easy. It's a story of one of my members, isn't it?
Yeah, Sif from Toy Story, lives in it.
He's air-cuffed.
Shit, boy.
Yeah, it's not the best, is it?
It's really bad.
Zuba Mendy's now injured.
This is outrageous, then.
Oh, you're a massive favour, Chas.
Go on.
Set me TV or stand up for me?
Oh, mate, of course I could.
fucking.
Might take four hours.
No, it's a longer than that, it's fucking.
What the fuck have you got in that amount of way?
It's fucking base, middle, top.
Ah, that's eight, four hours.
It's fucking blank.
No, no, no, trust me.
It was bad, yeah.
It was bad.
Basically, I went massively on the cheap,
because I'm only going to need it for about a week.
Right.
So, I booked this TV stand.
Right on the fair week?
Because it's going to go, like, in one of them cool boxes,
like, when you press the button, if everyone...
Right, I want them to just work.
Yeah, like the one you had at your house, that's like the plan for it at the end of the bed.
Um, I don't know why.
I broke it in my house, I'm not broken.
Oh, the one you're drinking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the plan for it, it's only need to stand just for the...
Jins broke, I see it. It depends who clicked it on.
You broke it, you did, didn't you?
No, I did actually, I technically did do the first block.
Yeah, Ben's finished it, didn't he?
Ben's finished it off, basically. You had a chance?
Oh, no, I checked it for what? Oh, check it.
Yeah, no, everyone's had a part to play in breaking.
I've not touched that TV.
What?
I didn't go near that TV.
You have definitely touched the TV.
I haven't.
I don't know if you have.
I've gone for a new angle con for the viewer retention.
Yes, sir.
I like it.
Switcheroo.
Progress update so far.
the stands and the desk is up.
Wooohoooo!
Keep going Rob!
Not enough, let's get it going.
You got this!
You got this!
Also, only one eFINET port works, what a fucking joke guys.
What happened to you?
Yeah.
But why don't you get it off again?
So, we're PlayStation and PS5.
Right, well you'd be glad to hear that I got you and that works which are...
No!
What the fuck does that mean?
It's a 8 extension port so you can plug it in and you got like 8 in there now
You're a man
What's in why did you have one of them in your step anyway? I'll just just out this done properly
understood
exactly
and exactly
You got one chance mark on
Yeah
It's got to do with production stuff, production prep, some video's.
You've got a battery, so you've got no battery left.
We've got one that's charged.
Why?
Yeah, it's because you were about 15 minutes left.
We can just switch ingest and continue the show.
I cancelled my ingest.
You didn't?
I've changed it.
Yeah.
You're streaming tonight as well, on the new one.
Yeah, I'm gonna watch a final episode to Inside at home.
What was it the fuck, though?
Final episode, I had no idea.
Indy has changed, that's true.
You all right, love? You okay, Lisa?
Chai, if you could choose one thing to have in this room for the stream,
what would you reckon?
Chai, do you want a wall full of fan art?
Well, no, fan art.
Not full of fun yet, that's why I've got the TV, come. That's going to be in the other room.
Fun art.
Ah, okay, you know what, you know that wood pattern I'm talking about?
Yep, put it on there.
Put it on there as well.
Get the Welshness sign.
The Welshness sign, yeah, and the Jammer sign.
Get out of the board.
The fish tank is very true.
Green screen? I'm not green screen, I don't need one to go in.
Oh yeah, you've seen Tudor's last verse.
Yeah, I've seen that.
I've seen that, I've done a while, he went there in the first place, to be honest.
Yeah, but I reckon it has to get dicey in there.
It's got to be an Adidas job, innit? It actually has to be.
It has to be.
Give it Adidas to the end of the season, he'll keep them up.
Cloud seedling lighting, what the fuck is that?
No, I don't like that stuff.
Do you like that cloud stuff?
Yeah, I could get like a spider's user.
Yeah, like, stop losing it and like...
Have you seen my...
I've been sick in my 2016.
2016 vault right here, right?
Yeah, I've been sick.
No, I wouldn't get that anyway.
One more.
25 on that one.
Michelle Vert is Camelto banned.
Oh!
There was a fucking good one. You're always welcome in my chat though.
No, it's in his name and band. No, I've been some reporting him today.
I hate that.
You reckon of this desk, Matt? Alba, five over the 14, mate. Oh, is that my stuff? Yeah. It's five level, but...
Who?
It's not real level.
Ooh, it smells nice.
I like that, that's fucking nice. It's slick.
Matches the desk as well, I like that.
It's a ideal pub, I reckon, you know.
Can you send me the Amazon wishlist, mate?
Of course, mate.
Why are you acting like I copied you?
What have I copied in my room that you've done in here?
Look at what you've got now.
I'll say it, half of my fucking setups in here.
You took the message shirt, I bought you the mini fridge.
That's two items.
That's only about 20 items in here.
That's two 20s.
That's a 5 cent.
And what have I got in my room that you've inspired?
PC.
Monitors.
The PC.
Desk.
The TV.
A mini fridge.
I inspired the mini fridge.
Don't lie, I inspired the mini fridge.
You didn't inspire them.
I inspire the gingers.
My arm is like a high profile one.
Yeah.
And I'm going to install them for low profile ones.
So this one.
Yay!
That one!
So, what's the difference there?
Well look, this one, you're sitting down.
Yeah
It actually does I remember when we were reacting to this
Down here. Yeah
Okay, I like it
I don't know
I can't be
What?
Yeah, it was that one.
You sure?
Yeah, because I had it before UK, I said I didn't need one.
And what else do you want to say?
There's a safety net as well then.
Oh yeah.
I need to keep it safe, Mike.
That's no problem.
I'll just take that one.
Yeah.
Put it on there.
Will the gox allow it to work?
Yeah, but there's lots to put for it now, ladies.
Yeah.
If there's any software problems with it, then...
It is what it is.
Yeah.
I like it when they stop doing them, it's mental isn't it?
Yeah, they all save up you know.
Errr, nah, I like that.
Could've waited there.
So that's how long it's been mate.
Oh! I'm okay.
I'm gonna get a car away with this.
No worries mate.
I'll do that for you, that's it.
I've got another one.
Is that what you're going to do, a voiceover by any chance?
Yeah, sometimes.
Music voiceover.
You're not going to be getting this, can't you?
Chance, you fucking know something.
Fucking voiceovers, not my...
He was more passionate for a month, you know?
I know.
Marry's not the backpacker in the back, he thinks he's a dunce bollocks.
Yeah, look at him with his shit gloves.
That's a lot of garbage.
That's fucking MJ today, he's only got one, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Why don't you wear gloves, Chas?
I hope so, Greg.
Huh?
I hope so, Greg, you've got sweaty hands.
Bod guys put the tripod on, I'm not using it.
Look at him, he's doing both.
Stop speaking to him like this.
Stop.
Stop.
He pitched me off to my dowel and he's in here.
Oh, for God's sake.
What's up now?
They've just ruined it.
I've just, the inside wind just got ruined for going to the left.
Don't tell me please.
I'm not going to tell you.
Thank you.
Got that chair actually done.
I'll put them on.
Thank you.
I'm not a dick.
25 extras.
25 gifted chat.
They've got 25 each.
29, so the blood guy can't read.
What?
25.
You know what I mean?
I'm 25, please.
I've enjoyed inside this season.
Charlie Woodward can't wait to watch it buzz him to see you one.
Charlie don't worry you see him.
There he is, that's fine.
It's actually quite cool now that we've all got the proper set up.
It's actually mad, isn't it? Come along, mate.
It's pretty cool.
What camera have you got?
FX, right?
You've got a ball of that?
Yeah, you've got a ball.
Well, I have.
What is that, sorry?
I haven't.
You haven't bought it?
You're using Bob's camera?
Well, guess what?
I'm part of Bob.
That's a great point.
This is what I said to you.
You made a big mistake here.
So we have a lot of cameras that don't get used.
Unless we're on a bobshoot, I can use that camera.
I'm not going to be streaming.
So do that.
When you damage that.
Yeah, I'm glad to plan that out.
The big game, I've never done it, but I got on the boy.
Thank you very much, mate.
Hold on a minute.
Rewind.
What are you talking to?
I was just thinking, it's for the order.
Because it's obvious.
And I'm not going to damage it.
And if it gets damaged, it's vodka.
I ain't hungry.
And vodka, I have to pay for it.
Are you going to agree to that?
Well, I'd be honest, mate.
If you fucking drop it, you're bad for it.
See, did you put this in the contact before you signed it?
I've said nothing.
Huh?
I've said nothing.
If you were to drop that, I'm fucking down, is ya?
You'd be fucking paying for it as well.
Exactly, well said.
It is a day.
Fucking gone help of it, if they slip.
Yeah.
And then backwards on the backpack.
Oh my god.
A lot of pressure on them shoulders, isn't it?
Yep.
Not so cool now, are the guys?
cool is there a parrot in it yeah can i make keyboards oh oh my god black
bow rings that is unreal tk what's that tk max went in there the form security guy right now
have i just fucking seen oh i've had to build it oh that he's gonna oh my god comes with all the
the plastic and everything. Give it a click really to the mechanics. A very thin. Oh that's
nice. I want the plate to work. I need you to press it first please. Oh it sounds like
It doesn't sound as good as I'm going to eat, does it?
I've sent you the link to that one, Con.
What?
That's like a matte finish around the buttons as well.
They'll be greasy in no time.
Yeah?
Yeah, 100%.
And you're having all your KSTs.
Oh, this is what I like to do as well.
What do you like to do?
You're currently out.
How long have you had it for?
This.
This is about two weeks I've moved in here.
Let's see how dirty it's got.
Let's see how dirty it's got.
Oh, God.
Oh, actually it's alright.
Do you want to know why?
Because I am lots of fucking scruff.
Go and check his keyboard and fucking get a black bag and do it in there.
Didn't need to really specify the colour.
Weird.
First fuck all in there.
Yeah, it's pretty clean to be honest.
About a week mines clean as well.
About a month a week mines clean.
and then there was just like so much skin really yeah see that's what I mean I'm
nice
so basically Jim you have to stream off it to get it dirty
so where have you been streaming at home? that's so not that's how I've been streaming at your
other house which means you've not really used it at all
I don't know how you put it but then and live with him he doesn't
That's the beauty though, though.
Straight in the end, fucker.
That was always the fucking thing.
Yeah, yeah, actually, actually, I can't...
You look like you've got something to say.
This is the reviewer's ride, gifted.
Who? Go on, Zoe, for over the five, love, I appreciate that.
Fucking go on, Zoe, you man, bitch.
Thank you very much for caring.
It's 70-18 as well, mate.
I can't wait till you live it, though.
It's gonna be so sick, like, kicking it back, chilling.
Like, it's gonna go off.
Your mouse.
The Logitech MX4
Oh, I'm so happy!
Do you want a free throw, man?
Is your video sponsored or not?
What about these guys?
No, my video is sponsored by WOTNO!
WOTNO!
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That's what I can get behind.
What you can do, Chad, is put an X-Motion WOTNO in the chat and you can sign up today with the link.
And you can get a Ā£10 free credit.
No, no, no.
A Ā£10 free credit.
and also that means we get credit as well which means we can give you more streams and also
provide more content. Love what not. I don't think I actually have to do my script read anymore.
We fucking love what you guys use it for. Well I was wondering if I could actually put enough
clothes, get some right bargains on there, get some trainers, clothes, technology, that's the
thing with what not. You can get anything on there, it's unbelievable. Anything you can think
You can get a car board, brakes, yeah, but yeah, there's a lot of fashionistas on there as well.
Yeah, there is.
Can I sell my old clothes on there?
You can sell your old clothes on there.
You can sell anything.
I've got loads of old tech items as well from my old camera kit.
Oh, he's being serious.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I could just put it on the stream, yeah, yeah, nice.
Don't want to check if I've got a full set of clothes on.
Obviously, it's made, it's actually a little bit like a genuine, like a genuine, like a genuine.
What's this for?
Is this like one of those things you put on your tongue to clear your tongue?
you try it yeah I don't want to try it I'll be honest with you set your keys up
take your keys in case you want to replace them
oh no you start taking them off no if you want to put more orange ones on there
for no particular reason you can fuck that hell yeah
can you buy different keys yeah
Look at that mouse mate, it's expensive.
Well, these are cool.
That's it.
I chose.
Yeah, I know that.
I'll give you a moment to that choice.
Oh, okay, cool.
Thank you very much.
I'll tell you what, there's your fucking wire as well.
Don't set up a treater.
they have this Eze, Gabrielle, Saliba, Trossard, Kimber, Sackler, Rice, Matt LeWenke and that
Hinkipi and Zubemendic all called out of international break today on injury. We're
brilliant, we're done. We're done for the season. I can't believe our whole first
team's gone injured in one day. There's got to be an investigation into this. I don't
think they're injured, I think they've been asked to pull out by our Tata because they're
the title race so I rather think they're injured than I think the first game I
saw back I think they all play. I don't think they're all injured either. It's a mad title isn't it? Just like that, turning your back on your country. Everyone injured has pulled out.
Genuinely. I don't blame them because even I can't watch the fucking international
friendlies. Who the fuck gives a shit? Honestly, it is a good one. What would you rather man United win? No, man United get champions
Lee football this year.
Did you know he'd go into England?
Or England when they woke up.
No, it's not the same.
It wasn't guaranteed.
England when they woke up?
Fair enough.
Go on, ask me a question.
All right.
Would you rather Spurs get argued?
Or City get argued?
Spurs.
Really?
And yet City would just go and take your time off.
Why did you?
Ask me an England related question.
That was the...
Would you rather...
Would you rather I still have won the Caramel Cup or England than the World Cup?
I still haven't won the Caramel Cup.
Meadow.
No, I want England to do well.
Don't get me wrong, but I'm probably over country.
I'll root for you.
Yeah, but there's no point in the Caramel Cup because if you actually...
Do you want to get the win in the Caramel Cup?
Yeah, if not, it's a great day out.
100 grams.
And if the team that comes second, they only get 50 grams.
So you basically only lost out on 50 grams.
I want England to win the World Cup, but I'm more passionate over Arsenal than England.
Jeremy, what would you rather, you go on next year?
Only, hang on a minute, that's gone wrong though. Basically it's just word for word re-arranging.
How much did it finish in seconds?
No, no, no, no, 50 grand.
That's mad.
Really?
Yeah.
That's what that old guy said, that some old guy said on ASTV chat, is that the word?
No, it can't be right, because you do that in two weeks on Twitch, they can't get that
finished in a second in the gunner bar.
They can't.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Oh man, oh man, anything else from us?
Anything else, any help?
Stop in from the other way.
This is pretty much it.
Get rid of all the boxes.
Are you going now, Vodga?
You like the camera in the middle, don't you?
Yes, please, mate.
You okay, Dad, mate?
Are you playing in the Jinxie Tour with her?
I am not mate, no.
Jinx tells Chas to build the goal.
He won't, he's a fucking lazy bastard.
Am I going to balls on the 6th? I believe I am, yeah.
Oh, a day before my birthday.
festive April.
What have you got planned if anything interests him?
I was thinking to come back.
It's a good issue, sir.
What a way to spend your birthday in Manchester, that's fucking unreal for Newcombe.
Man, favourite gift did mate, that'll be a Sunday.
All the six?
For the six I'll be at the ballerines, if you'd want me here for the final reveal, probably.
We'll work it out.
What is it you're going to have to finish?
I was thinking of starting a background.
Okay, yeah, sick. Are you best here to get out of me one day?
I'm not sure. It might be a bit later, actually.
Right, okay.
Going down some Thursday. Oh!
Dancing Manchester on Thursday. Let me check my calendar.
What have I got on this week?
Monday, Tuesday, Monday barley but I'm still streaming, Tuesday, I'm streaming but I wasn't
in training but I'm still streaming, Wednesday filming all day and football, Thursday gaming
filming but you can still stream. Oh I think I had all the darts. I don't think so. And
then Saturday, Sunday. You're off to Amsterdam aren't you? A bit of a good really innit?
Might have to cancel it. Why? Royal Oak game on Sunday. Ah, books off mate. Then Monday
Monday, I've got Bar League.
No, it's a shame.
You've got time.
100%.
You're fine.
What if I did say to you, can you delete it?
What was your response to me?
Another bin.
No, this isn't up for debate.
You're still going.
But what would you do?
Errr...
Is he left it? Is that fucking on that?
Yeah.
Turn it for a replacement.
Everyone come over, sandwich into your stream.
These screens blocking around.
Ooh, yeah, I like joking. Don't do that.
Everyone come over, sandwich into your stream.
Quick, come over. Quick, come over.
When he walks in.
Did you want to feed the same one?
Yes please, yeah.
I've put a new one, but you might as well have a rest.
I prefer that.
Yeah, it's got plugs to the bar.
Perfect, good job from me.
Troubly to help you move that out now.
Later, later.
Later, okay, sweet.
Hey Tom, favorite of the five months mate, thank you very much mate.
We have him tabbed, don't worry.
Fuck off, bastards.
Why is he not showing it?
I can't see the door.
There we go.
Hello?
Hello.
Erdyn?
Oh!
Would you be able to get me a sick door lock?
A door lock?
Yeah, it's then fucking don't walk in on the streamer.
Let's get a wedge.
Get a little door wedge.
Maybe I can get a little bit of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
get a little door wedge
maybe I'll take that
yeah okay alright I've actually got one
I'll stick to this
what is that?
what is that?
oh shit
so what is that?
yeah so if I'm out
no so if I'm out
then I put that down the door
let's say I go downstairs
and they run in to gift themselves subs
I put that down the door
open the door. How good is that? Don't fuck about, do not fuck about. I do not fuck about.
Where's Chazelle? Is that his minute in time? I'm not sure what's going on here, but I don't
need to carry men on me. And that's making me feel very uncomfortable. I don't know about
of camera. How's your hardest job series going?
I'm doing it in series, I've done these six episodes and I like to book in another six.
I can't do it every week, I haven't got time for it. What's the next one, can you give
us a little piece? You can describe the job for me.
I'm going to do bricklaying. Okay. I've recently just finished driving
instructor I'm gonna do bricklaying I want to try and do I want to try and do
a bouncer okay that's gonna be tough Uber eats bin man yeah yeah and so I'm
Very good at.
Chan shit.
Ha, I get it.
Postman.
Okay, because you deliver.
Exactly.
Okay, Chan.
Chillin' with me, mate.
Ah, good.
You just tried invoicing me, by the way.
Good shit, Bud, though.
Get him off to the mall.
No, he's target, so.
How can we help you?
You're really not done yet.
You're still looking lovely.
Ah, nice, you got a fuck off, man.
Speak to me like that again.
All right, put those off in front of the viewers,
because you're trying to make them up
in front of me and all my mates while I'm on the show.
Don't take the piss out of me and my mates,
or what I'm all in front of you.
I've taken the piss out of them, so that makes sense.
Yeah, that's fine.
Hold on, what was the direct quote?
No, because you're all taking the piss whilst I'm live
in front of everyone on the stream.
Yeah, and you're all my mates.
Yeah.
That's what he said.
Kayleigh, if I were to stop Simon, I'd still love you.
Oh, speaking of what not, Leopold, thank you for signing up with what not using the coding chat, that's unreal that.
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Really?
The 20 quid's the limit.
I'll put some fucking code music on for us.
Go on, put some sick music on.
R-Tage is the east- oh.
Oh.
Rodgoy, how bad is he's lost control?
Don't say it.
What's sec?
And speaking of gaming itself, I'm actually giving away a Nintendo Switch 2.
Nintendo Switch 2!
You're joking. You're joking.
Number two.
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This is magic.
He's magic.
It's the time when you do it so many times, come.
It's my first time.
I know, I can tell you can look at it.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, is there really any need for that?
Come on, big guy, you've all found a bit.
Why don't you just cut in between and...
I'm just sticking off the key ones.
the key ones. Yeah, fair enough. And then I'll cut back into the light. There we go.
Even you lose a bird out. So I miss you.
Does he have permission to go and get a drink? Sorry, mate, I'll...
Put you on, I'll get you a drink.
It's a bottle of water that... It's where?
It's in the fridge. I didn't put it in the fridge.
Is he using our licky?
I'm not putting it in the fridge.
You don't have access to the fridge, Chas.
You're stinking.
You put 50p in him.
I can't lie, no-one asked for the 5,000 put.
Don't speak to me like that.
No, sorry.
Who put 50p in you?
What?
You funny, is it?
Have some respect!
If you're not up here with a work place, you speak to your manager.
Vice, will you as well?
Yeah, Chas.
What's the beat for, is that, huh?
Yeah, Chas.
Oh, fuck you, hell!
This is probably my favourite shout-out, I don't know.
You fucking stink, you know that.
Feeling youthful now, still missing you, Kazaka.
See the end of this, won't feel you again.
I gaze my lips and I, oh it's time, sit down!
Sit down!
No!
Chaz, I actually get you a drink.
Chaz, I actually get you a drink.
What's your?
Which one?
We've got a lot.
It's flamboyant.
Yeah.
Is that this one?
What?
No, you can't have that one.
It's not been in the fridge.
I've got to find out.
Oh, you've never done it, though, have you?
I've got to sit back down here, then.
I'm mental.
It's hard to see you.
And I ask how much I need you.
Never mind, I'm fine.
Oh, different song that we've done, mate.
Is that you?
Yeah.
From my hometown.
You know, it's the wrong one.
She hadn't seen me.
Moz, can we delete that, erm, what'd you call it, thingy please?
Amanda, do you have a primer that will come in?
Do you eat free promo?
Ooh, fucking hell.
What we doing? We're just chilling tonight, aren't we?
We're just chilling, it's been a really chill stream.
Yeah, mate.
I'm fine.
Just chilling.
You've got to learn about the free promo, Bullshit.
Yeah, no, one thing by the way.
I've covered that up there, but he should be spotting that.
I should have come along and chatted, I was poor for both of us.
Shut the fuck up.
Luke won a 10, gifted!
Go on, Luke!
What a fucking legend!
Go on, Luke, win a 10!
Thank you Luke! What a fucking goat! Go on Luke!
We're in Luke!
Well in James, love that you mate, fucking quack.
What a legend!
Oh mate!
So, every time I fucking sat my PC up, right, I have to unplug my mic and plug it back in otherwise
Streamlabs doesn't pick it up, but I also had to do that at home until you fixed it so is this something
Thank you
It's a one the boys ever
This is a setting on the PC. I need to set one of PC up
No, just me and Jake
Yeah happens
Nah, so basically we all got new PCs and everyone who's on the new piece has the issue.
So anyone that sees that, have you got that as well?
Nah, I've not set mine up yet. I'm still using my old PC.
You're a legend, Luke. 5 out of 10, bro.
Josh, 5 out of 16, mate. Go on, goodbye. Thank you, brother.
Oh my God, where's that? There we go.
Chelsea's ginger bull is now easier. Who's not going tomorrow?
I am going, mate.
Oh, yeah, what is the make of my old keyboard?
I just got a Amazon, I just had a mechanical keyboard, I just had one.
That's it, I've got one as well.
What is that?
A keyboard that for 60 quid.
How much is it? 60 quid?
Hey, Josh, throw in a 54 mate, go on the boy, favour him much, bro.
What's James's favourite thing about living in the house when he starts his stream and
all the boys are in his room within five minutes?
I think that's his favourite thing.
Do you not think?
No.
I actually hate it.
No, I can tell you.
Don't you say?
Silly me.
No, no.
Shansy!
Go on, Shansy with a five!
Shansy with a five!
Third of five!
Shansy with a five!
Loopy loo!
Loopy loo!
Go on, Loopy loo!
Get ya!
Loopy loo is well, go on Loopy loo get you, mothow!
Go on Loopy loo, 5 and a 5 gifted love.
Captain, 24 as well love, fucking legend.
Thank you very much Captain, appreciate you man, thank you.
Thank you Brad, mate, appreciate it 24 months.
You want me to read your chest?
Um, yeah but I'm probably gonna eat later I think.
You all?
I could eat.
What could we get?
Everyone could have?
I've had a new pickle menu, if you want to explain it.
Yeah, I've had an experience.
What's up? How are you doing?
Very nice.
Can I see one?
Yeah, a pickle burger I got.
Oh yeah, we did do this on the way back from Greenhouse, wasn't it?
Oh, that's right.
It was, that accident, wasn't it?
What, the journey over the last?
Oh, it was a good journey over there.
I'll cut that again tomorrow.
I quite like a little late journey over there.
I had to do as well as not getting home at 4am.
Let me see what I'll do tomorrow.
I don't know what I'll come here for, if I feel better.
Thank you very much man, I appreciate that a lot brother.
Yeah, apparently the pickle juice.
Tyler!
Go on the boy, go on the five as well mate, fucking kicking off in here.
Go on Tyler, you man, go on.
Thank you bro, Lewis, brother, 38 again bro.
Thank you very much, I appreciate you man.
I'll see if Cox is messing with me.
I don't think he would have tomorrow, can't imagine he will be.
Oh, Gus is messing with me.
What time are you going tomorrow?
Pardon? What time are you going?
What time are we going?
Yeah, what time are you leaving?
I'm getting picked up at 9 o'clock.
Because I haven't had a podcast before,
but we're going in Mike's van.
So you can nap in there if you like.
It just comes up to you.
Oh, Coxy has message now.
This is his voice note of Coxy chatting.
Give me a minute.
Oh, I can't kick off you.
8.15.
Oh, we'd be like a 4am.
What do you reckon, chap?
I might go, it depends. The thing is,
if he's got to go leave at nine, because he's on a podcast.
It would be a bit long just waiting around.
I might just leave at three o'clock.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Ah.
Whoo.
Have you been there, mate? You've been good?
Cable management bit. This is the longest bit.
Yeah, I can imagine.
I'm normally not that bad at doing my setup,
cause I always take mine apart and put it back together,
but cable management's where I fall.
Yeah.
There's definitely better ways of doing it
when I'm doing mine.
It's working.
Yeah, I'll get down in there, I'll have to show you my room and show you the vision.
What do you want to do? Because I already got a little window. That's where your desk is.
Yeah, yeah. And then what? My desk's going to be... Do you remember when you first looked
to my room and did that corner? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's where my desk's going to be. So I need that.
You want to move it? Yeah, so that's where I am now is I need...
And then what do you want that little bit to be?
I don't know, I was thinking I either get like a racing sim.
Which would be sick. Yeah, I would use it.
So, I used to use my old one a lot, but...
I've got all the sick wheel and pedals in there, I just don't have the
cockpit, so I'm going to need to buy that. I built the frame once,
and it was a headache. I hated it.
I was going to get that all somewhere to do my cards, but I think I'll get more use out of the racing
because I've used that a load.
What do you reckon, Chad? Shall I get a racing sim or shall I get something for my cards?
I think cards.
Do you think?
Yeah, I think your idea of it's cool, but I think you're going to be opening cards more than you're jumping into the ring.
Hmm.
These yours come.
I've known that. I'm a bit of a loser off-trend.
Oh yeah, they are.
You are cool.
I made a pretty printed case for them.
Well, you made that.
Yeah.
Well, it's available on the store, and it's printed in one of the printers.
What do you got in the store?
I don't want not the store.
Oh.
No, no, no, no. It's like a, my 3D printer.
Yeah.
It's called Bamboo, and it comes with its own, like, store.
So it's a website called?
Bamboo?
No, Charlie, I used to...
Yeah, well, you can find that on the site.
No, no, no, you get the file, and you print it.
So the 3D printer prints it.
So you need a 3D printer?
Yeah.
And a gobble?
Get one.
Oh, tell me.
is like like a good one for like 200 quid. A 3D printer? Yeah. Yeah, but I printed this
for my batteries. It's only batteries. You love it. They're same. That is six. It's
like a little case. Yeah. And then I put my logo on there. Oh, not 3D pro. I told you about that.
Yeah, chat cock team will be there tomorrow.
Oh mate, when's football back on? We're not playing till next Monday.
Honestly, it's actually killing me bro.
Fucking doing my head it.
It's actually killing me having this big weight.
It's what I went into, two biggest things in football.
Man United playing, securing champions league and Arsenal bot in the league.
But this is what I mean, I thought you thought you were United and City, you're rivals.
I like rivals. It's a derby because it's local. The rivals are Liverpool.
That's true, you're not rivals anymore.
Just printing some other stuff I've got at home right now.
That's it right now?
That's it.
I'm using your electric right now.
I'm streaming it.
Hey listen, there's a market for everything.
Just out of curiosity, who the fuck is watching that?
No, no, no, it's just for me. It's so I know my print's going well.
Right, but I could buy a new print.
Manchester. So if it's not going well, you can't...
What can you do? You've got to find a step for it.
I can just not prepare myself before I go in there.
Right, okay. I hear that.
Or I can tell Kirstie I'll be like,
Can you reach out my 3D print?
Kirstie.
But she has no idea what she's doing with it.
Take some from Kirstie.
Yeah, that's what I'm all about.
Ah, respect.
Respect.
Yeah, look, search for whatever you want.
Search for what I want.
It's like the app store for the 3D printer.
He's searched for dildos.
170...
They have actually come up.
Yeah, so if you like...
Actually, you can 3D print a dildo.
Yeah, pick one that you like.
Get one that's taken, though.
I think that's a bit of you right there.
Small black dildo dick.
And then you just click Prepare to print.
And that'll print in my house right now.
after my other prints done.
And boys, what?
You said that?
You said that, man?
Pardon?
Fuck how could you be getting an answer to that?
Fuck you using it?
Fuck you?
None of his fucking business why I got to him this bad time.
I'm getting those out of it.
Literally.
I think you've won.
Fuck you, man.
I think you've won.
What?
Well, alright.
Right, let's eat some food, don't we, because you're a hungry cop.
Sure.
Oh, you are?
What do you want to eat, cop?
Spoiling me, surprise me.
Dominoes have pissed me off.
What should I go to?
What should I go to and take you?
Nandoes, not more than anything.
All of my Nandoes?
Yeah, I can take your Nandoes.
You could take your Nandoes.
Yeah.
I'm a bit of a weirdo.
Oh, my God, I went fucking in and went for a meal in my Nando every day.
She fell asleep.
Luckily it was Nandoes.
At least Nandoes was Nandoes.
Nandoes off to sleep.
Nandoes off to sleep.
Yeah.
Then does.
I won't say anything in case you decide to change your mind and not give me a new number.
I'm a bit weird though.
I like the chicken livers.
Chicken livers?
Yeah.
Have you had the chicken livers from there?
I've had chicken livers.
I've had worse than chicken livers Tom.
I've had crocodile anus.
Crocodiles are nice.
I don't know about the arse bit.
Camel toe.
Yeah.
We've all had a bit of that.
Hey!
It's 30 days.
Yeah.
Competent.
Not 30.
Snails.
Snails, yeah.
Wow, Louis.
And Jimapelchass.
A Bull's Tongue.
OK.
Bull penis will be pretty nice.
Yeah, root root root.
You had a pretty nice food challenge.
food challenge I didn't give a new that for a new learn there compared to that
h and that because the eyeball was popping that would have been much worse
than what you had. You still did well though you can only eat what's in front of you.
Are you fucking serious? What? I had camel toe and alligator anus.
Sounds like a usual weekend. Sounds like a usual weekend in the end you could do
What do you know about that?
Well, we've got some pasta.
If you fancy pasta, come on, I'm not.
You can be honest.
I'll back in that nose.
What about Indians?
No, you don't want Indians.
Cornwall would piss me off.
What are the changes from the monitors?
they're in the bedroom
can we get it?
no no no I don't want to be in a supermarket
I've got to get it
oh yeah they'll win
thank you
chat I don't want to nandos
I'll order you one now if you want
but you have to come and pick it up
hmmm
hmmmm
hmmmm
but I know what you want chat
no I'm not fat, looks healthy
I'm sure I can just continue the day.
I've got to log in.
Here we go, Caraman Chazer.
Fucking hell, I want something now, won't I?
Ha ha ha!
Oop, can't spell.
There we go.
I don't remember the password, this is awkward.
I will have the same as what you're having. Let me know how you can pick it up, are you?
You'll have to find it, mate.
Wacky on Instagram.
Exactly.
To the top.
I'm coming home so we better get this party started.
Shamo!
Ah, he's doing that finger dip.
Right, just going to have a look upstairs, chap.
Think they've gone now.
Cheers for keeping me up, my guys.
Hey, no problem mate, I'm fucking...
Hey, see you in a bit, mate.
You look great, I'll put it in a few minutes.
No, you're fucking great.
You look great, lad.
See you later.
See you later, mate.
See you later, ginger chap.
See you in a bit.
See you in a bit, my guy, mate.
Shazer!
Yes, mate?
Shit.
It's not funny.
What was it like from when those come?
Oh, what are you doing?
I'll tell you what, I don't know about you, but I just fucking feel so much better out there, I can just fucking speak my mind, I can relax, chill out, get a different angle Chad, get a different angle, just fucking relax a little bit. Chad I just feel so much better now, so much fucking better, honestly.
What do you want from Nando's mate?
What are you going for?
I'm going to get a butterfly.
Oh, helping him.
I'm going to go.
Half chicken please.
Oh, third chicken.
Actually, no.
Can I get the 4-5 one?
4 chicken, 5.
What's the spice?
You know the new sweet spicy one.
Sweet heat.
Yes.
What's sides?
Er, peri chips.
Peri salted chips.
And mac and cheese please.
Mac and cheese is actually Ā£1.25.
But I'm going to get a butterfly.
I'm going to get a butterfly.
I'm going to get a butterfly.
I'm going to get a butterfly.
I'm going to get a butterfly.
I'm going to get a butterfly.
I'm going to get a butterfly.
cheese is actually Ā£1.25 but I'll do it for you.
What does my camera want to eat today?
Get a dust!
Yeah, a bit of dust.
Eat some dust.
Bit of dust?
Can I get a...
find a butterfly bird?
Is it now? Butterfly not enough, I have to get the burger, take the piss, I'll pay the extra.
I like the jam.
I like the jam on the side, no problem.
I like the jam on the side.
Just one minute.
On the request.
Grilled chicken burger.
Double chicken burger, grilled chicken burger, garlic trascal burger, the chicken burger, the sunset burger.
Sunset burger, that's the name.
Would you like two fries or a grilled breast?
So your burger is either going to be two thighs or a grilled breast?
You got breast.
Healthy option.
What spice would you like your breast?
Um...
Doughty.
What's that?
Peri-same-up?
Yeah.
What two sides?
Can I get peri-chips?
And...
Mashed.
And mashed.
No.
I've just clicked mashed.
What would you like instead of mashed?
What was it?
You've got...
...hardy grains, garlic bread, spicy rice, coleslaw, corn, the cob, broccoli, peas, rainbow slaw.
Not clear.
You want broccoli?
Yeah.
That's what you're doing.
okay dope would you like anything else you like anything else come nope we can
you whatever you want mate fucking dodgy bloke I don't actually know if they
did on the other one they should do chicken with us I can't find on it
it should be on the sides no no what's it under extras maybe
Who's under me?
You're a person mate.
Does anyone know what it's under?
If it's on the app.
They might not run out or something. Can you say a poppy?
A poppy?
It's not a starter.
Oh, let me get you out. There we go.
Alright, it's a starter.
It might be.
Can you do poles on the switch?
I can do poles, yeah.
I don't know. It's like an odd thing to get.
Mods, can you do a pole, please?
Is chicken liver?
In Nando's.
An odd thing to get. Why have we gone sub-owner?
Because there's some fucking box in here.
Fuck me, viewbox.
I don't know, they're just having a good playbill.
What a great playbill.
What a fuck you are not.
First.
I think we've left one of the wires in a box.
Unless it's not had it.
There's none left.
No sweet potato wedges to confess.
You see what you have in these like a simple evening go on mate
Yeah, but I've also got another box in them
Good job, it's actually safe and I know it's there
I
Didn't have another box of you. Have you have you? Oh, he's at the box that was up there
Yeah, I should do I think
Because I don't know to set them up. I tried
Make sense
Cheers mate. I'm gonna get some halloumi.
It should be a main yet, and not that it come mate, sorry.
That's right.
I'll sit there, I'll take the fucking jacket off.
What would you rate me sell before it was upgraded? What would you rate that out of 10?
Your first one.
Oh, no, you never saw that first one.
Did it?
No, not your last one.
No, that's the one.
Yeah, no, I didn't see that one.
That, what a sell that was. Wow.
I don't think so though.
Have you saw that work nothing? Yeah, I think you did yeah, because I have I had a weird desk where it had come in
And it could also be a corner one. I have two monitors the shit is keyboard
Oh, it was so bad. I say start Rome wasn't built in a day. Rome was not built in a day
Go on don't you have a four months mate?
Thank you, man
I'm right this one is six
six
that was smooth as fuck
oh and with it
well mod if you just ban yeah if you just ban the word smooth and bro then we're
sweet
yeah they were sweet thank you uh you ban the word smooth and we're sweet thank you
lot
erm
right
oh chicken liver i got it
sweet heat
Yes please.
Would you like a high zone, I'd love more sides.
I'd just buy a tiny one.
What's that?
I'd love more sides, I'd love more.
Ooh, drinks.
Do I drink, Cod?
Uh, we've got drinks in there now.
We do, but they're not in the fridge.
Oh, OK.
Would you like a Coke Zero, please?
No worries.
Would you like one, um...
Oh, good, I'm good.
Good?
Um, let's put that to the wall, then.
The quick enough to get around the banning, like the smell and smooth of like zeros now.
Well that means they're actual people.
That's nice of me to sort of change the lettering, don't it?
Hey, so, if I were to five gifts, give good ones, though.
Thank you very, very much, man.
Oh, I know what you do, to get rid of it.
They'll all be following now.
Just charge and put on it, you've got to be following for like more than 10 minutes,
and then they can't do it.
Well, I'll do that.
You're trying to do it man.
Follow around the chat, there you go.
Follow him for more than 30 minutes.
Should be alright now chat.
Right, when the subs are doing it, it doesn't really help the situation if I'm on the sphere.
Please stop for a minute so I can sort it out.
Can you check me up there?
Which side?
On your right.
What a knocker.
but not that
there you go, that's all I could
there you go mate
there we go, there we go
there we go, we sorted it
now welcome back in everyone, welcome back in
I'll fucking fix the problem
where's it from?
can I fix it?
more subs back in
I've got a fucking good mind to go and get him, actually.
What's going on?
What's going on?
You got to follow me.
You have to go now.
Fuck.
Follow me.
No, what's happening?
Follow me.
What's happening?
Oh no.
It's not acceptable.
Have I got dick-head written on my head?
I mean...
Have I got mug-written on my head?
I mean...
Have I got scruff-written on my head?
Yeah.
I'll answer that for you.
No, I've not.
What's happening here?
Don't fucking take me for long.
What's that for, Chas?
You'd like Ramadan to live, right?
Especially you. Yeah, that's my bag.
Right, you've unboxed it all, and then he's fucking left it here on me new floor.
I don't apologise for that.
That ain't on that.
Sorry? That ain't on. Yeah, it's like having a dog.
And he does a shit at the end of that, bleak it out.
Exactly.
So where do we go from here?
I mean, where do we go from here? Let's go back upstairs.
No.
Someone needs to pick it up and anger with me.
Not my shit.
Chas Chas. You shouldn't have to pay that hard.
And you won't be.
Can I leave it there?
Exactly.
So can you pick it up on behalf of your cameraman please?
Follow that.
I've got this.
Alright.
Can you pick it up?
Just a bit.
Yeah that's got stuff on it. I need to use this.
Bit heavier.
I'll take it then.
Thank you.
I can't live here, sorry about it.
This is the one.
What's that, sorry?
I sent a really lucky extra.
Thank you, thank you.
That's a nice aesthetic.
Anyway, by the way, do you want to come with me tomorrow?
Yeah, I can do.
I'll get them out as well.
That's a con.
Come on then.
So I'm going to show you the vision.
The vision? Oh, 3-3.
Dreaming them.
Absolutely back to doing that.
There that landing.
The best thing about me is I can get someone to clean that.
Because I'm not a fucking winder.
I can get someone to clean that.
I can get anybody.
Look at this.
Honestly.
I hope you find that.
Because they've actually made this room look presentable.
And it was fucking abysmal before.
So.
By the way.
Sit down.
It is.
I've not got one so I'll only get one.
Yeah, so, uh, bass and division.
Ooh!
Haven't you got the polystyrene?
Yeah, no, I've smashed it. I've smashed it.
So the vision is the desk is going to go in.
We're going to go back to the original plan.
Nice, yeah, that's what I said in the first place, isn't it?
Just fuck off.
Oh, I'm wrong.
Is he just going to keep being a nod?
Just leave.
You know?
I'm going to cross the wall a second.
Is that not what I said in the first place?
That's what I said in the first place.
So this is your unit and then we're going to go bot boys side and then light us up.
Nice, yeah.
Here.
More legs.
I'm a 14.
What's that?
It's all right, that'll be good.
My 14.
You've got a five year old's football net in your fucking setup, bruh.
And you turned on for me.
Sorry, no GCastro.
You had disrespect to go?
What, because I've got a light up side.
I didn't say that, did I?
You did, are you 14?
That's what you said?
No, I'm not.
I said like the core team, the singers.
They're not the core nears.
Oh, right, man.
I got me a stop.
Good, mate.
Yes, you got that.
What's that?
What's this?
The shirt.
The shirt.
Signed by the entire team.
I got gifted that by Arsenal.
Oh, nice.
Was that before he spat in your face at Wembley?
Like, oh, here you go, just have that because you know what's going to happen.
Arsenal gave me this when I went to the Emirates last year.
Oh, right, oh, sorry, before this back in your face.
No, it was actually when we went there for a 16-minute stream.
Do you remember that?
Now, to check, one of the charges was that stream.
So we got invited to the Emirates to stream on the pitch.
The rain was so bad, they let a stream for 16 minutes and then they called us off.
And I gave the Arsenal groundsman and a few people from Arsenal came out after the stream
because I was a bit annoyed.
And they gave me two signed shirts, I gave one to my brother and I kept one myself.
I was like, Ian, you weren't worthy of it.
What's that?
Like I said.
Why do you have to bring up one of that?
That brings yours up.
Yeah, I can cheat you that.
I'm going to have to dig him up first.
What is it?
Is it that big?
No, I woke up and he's not keeping these days and then so the TV is going to go into a box
and then it'll rise. So you're going to get a box and hand it off? Yeah. Why? Because it looked
like it was clean. Okay, got it. I've got one and I used to have my TV up all the time anyway
because it's just easier. No, because it gets in the way of the shop. So I would have it. Oh,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, OK, I'm with you.
It works, this looks a bit shit, so I'm not used to it.
Well, you need a box.
Shit, shit, do as well.
They're not shit.
Right, let me...
The one on the right's pissing me off, I'm like...
What the fuck?
Mate, I thought it was...
...resembling that he's playing.
Ha ha ha ha!
That'll give that on.
You smashed that one.
Yes.
And then, I'm thinking...
I'm not painting these black.
Why would you paint them black?
Because I think they look good, but then basically all this top stuff is going to get rigged with lights
And then it ever proper ambience. All the bulbs are going to get changed.
Can I give you some advice?
Go for it.
I've got them on charge.
Yeah, I know, I've got them on charges.
You've got what?
If you've timed it, you wouldn't have drawn those shirts like that.
Yeah.
Are you a fucking innocent?
Well, I'm not going to be on all night.
Are you not?
Are you not?
No.
No.
Oh!
You're all beating me up tonight.
Do you want to have your Rambundos?
No.
Do you want to have your Rambundos?
Uh, no.
You know what I'm talking about.
Indian.
Oh!
Yeah.
I meant it, and so you'll be going home.
I'm not big.
Yeah.
I just want something.
See, I'm gonna get like the lightning all round the size.
What's up?
Ismael with ten.
Ismael!
I had a ten mate.
Fucking apple.
I don't know why I chatted actually like a fucker.
I've just been bombed.
Honestly, I thought an experienced reporter comes running.
As soon as you tell them.
Fucking hell.
Go on Ismael.
Thank you very much mate.
I appreciate a ten bro.
You have a really weird look sometimes.
I pulled him up.
He looks like a phone.
It's random in this case.
And I go, what, that's out of your... nothing.
You had to get under it, what?
What?
What's in here, Chaz?
Oh, nice, your wardrobe.
No, no, this isn't actually, and this is actually what you call the end of an era.
This is Fat Bastard Clones.
This means I'm a Fat Bastard Clones, so soon he's coming up on Saturdays.
It is?
So...
Fucking get in, IRL with S.I.T.A.C.E.
We are gonna be knees deep in clunge.
What the fuck?
I have to get a word for her sign started.
Have you, has she agreed?
What?
Has she agreed to this?
Agreed to what?
Extreme.
No, she thought it was there, no?
So that's turning your fucking wife out,
thinking of that as a dream.
So yeah, all this is going to charge up, unfortunately.
Huh, unfortunately getting given to charity.
Well, that's the chaser, isn't it?
If it's not, if it doesn't get him at Wembley,
why should they go there?
Yeah, but oh, actually, here's one of their books.
Right, get a word.
But yeah, that's all going, because they don't fit me anymore.
All that in there?
There's actually nothing in there.
Can we not try, please?
It's all looking.
Sex bomb, sex bomb!
Sex bomb!
Can you get me a sex bomb?
What do you mean you're looking at him?
Heeey!
And then she went now, she went, what the fuck?
She went now and she went one from Lush.
New boots, by the way.
Fresh from JD.
Wow.
Tough one.
Fridge.
If people keep getting it.
Ain't no work, mate.
No, it's not for the fridge.
I bought it for the fridge, it's nothing for the fridge.
Cash it.
By the way, 20, mate.
Thank you, brother.
Go on the bike.
You what?
You're going to get a bunch of further cameras.
What do you guys do with that, James?
Yeah, I'll get it.
It's not on camera, what do you reckon?
I want that.
Now this spot here.
Yeah, can't have that there.
Yes, I want that on the camera.
Seven.
Six.
I will just roll for it.
This spot here.
For that spot?
I reckon.
I was thinking that spot.
I probably won't use it much.
Well, it depended.
If you get a darts fever, you're going to fall in love with it.
Yeah, but...
The more you play with it, the better.
It wouldn't be a good place to have it, because you can easily link that to my PC.
Need a cent.
I don't know how to tell, what do you reckon?
It doesn't need to link to your PC.
There's enough.
I don't feel like that, maybe it's a cure.
Oh, is that what yours is like?
I thought it'd be like, run to your PC.
Also, a lot of money, it's cheaper than the money,
and you want to get new money, so, choose wisely.
Oh, but it's like a free ground thing in it,
and you need to buy a camera for it.
Free ground thing?
Oh, if you include in camera's, they're such, yeah.
Yeah.
But, let me, there's a pretty little amount of that,
there, if you're free.
Ah!
Stop thinking about me.
You've got a big smile, that smile,
F**k he's about to throw us over to the game club.
Is that a game?
A game.
What's up?
Right.
Right.
Ooh.
Bit rude. I embrace this.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Alright, back to you Swap.
We're going to change back threat in three, two, one.
Ah, it's so done dirty, like a fucking...
You do get done dirty.
It's a shame, isn't it, really?
Yeah.
Oh, well.
Not bad, to be fair.
What happened to Sam?
Basically, what happens is he's set a batch out of camera, the stream goes to clips, and he races every time he gets it back as quick as possible.
Oh, okay. I meant before that, like, when you lot win.
Oh, basically, Charles is just... he's had his room tidied.
He's now redesigning it for when he does his proper setup.
I mean, actually what he's done is just going back to what I told him when he chose the room
and said he'd put it best if you have it there.
Oh, with the setup in the corner?
Yeah.
But listen, you live and you learn. You know kids these days can't, you know what I mean?
They just fucking need all this into their...
Think they're better, think they're bigger than they are, and they're the best.
Very nice, that, very nice.
Did we need to change that?
Yes, you got the bathroom.
Yes.
That one I think, in your hand?
Yeah, that one you guys.
I'm sure these die too quick you know.
That's what I mean, I think.
What's the reason, like the mini V-locks?
Well, so, they get this screen break.
So you get that one with it, right?
Which, again, that lasted long on the first ever stream, didn't it?
100%.
And then at the minute, because they're out of stock, we have to buy these.
But these are like you can get I've got one that's like 200 pound maximum bigger than yeah
Yeah, I've got much bigger power
They're like 400 pound batteries
So I mean they're 200 so for a 200 pound battery I'm expecting at least two three four hours
They're the same rating
Oh is it? So they're gonna last the same amount of time?
Yeah
I've got my Velcro straps, these things, I'm sick, underrated.
So all these cables here dangling, you just get a couple of these, Velcro tie them around.
hahaha
hahaha
what is wrong?
just realised
i have lots of exciting news to tell my mum
she's gonna be over the fucking noon
lets give her a call chat
she's gonna be fucking buzzin
Hey, Mum, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good. Thanks. I'm live on stream.
Right. I've got some good news.
Come on. What are you doing tomorrow?
I was going to bake up to collect my fish.
Call it off. Why?
I've got a TV and a TV stand that needs setting up in my bedroom.
I can't. It has to be done tomorrow.
Have you got everything you need?
Everything we need.
We've got TV, we've got TV stand.
I mean, two walls wide.
Oh, they'll be in the box, no?
No, screwdrivers and stuff.
That's the beautiful thing about where we are.
The range around the corner.
If they don't sell it, you don't need it.
Right, okay.
You also, you can still get your fish kites on it, an hour and a half that.
Yeah, I've got a cat's to fish in the tank, put them in a box and put them back in the tank.
I've got a cat's to fish in the tank.
Can I stick a fucking jug in there?
Stick a what in there?
A jug.
That was a D, algae eaters I've got, they're quick.
Yeah, but if you keep taking the water out, sooner or later they're going to get in the jug, aren't they?
I've got my eyes to fucked.
All right, okay.
Oh, use a hoover.
Yeah, that's a good idea, isn't it?
See, get a hand, Rhett.
Shh, there you go.
There you go.
How many fish have you got in there?
One, two, three, four, five, seven.
If she knew how to use a hoover,
she would have used it on you.
Ah, really?
So how's your con,
giving it the big one in your back, in your room?
You know what he's like.
She doesn't, sorry, Mr. Change.
Thank you.
Okay, so I know I just thought that you know I need that doing tomorrow if that's okay
Cheers pardon
Fine on well, well you got time you gotta go mate. That's right
Yeah, what time is it now it is? I
See come what would probably be better doing it? Yeah, but it was not getting out of this one Michelle 10 to 8
I don't know what that means. I've never been taught time properly
I don't know what those like quarters tens
Just say like the actual number, it is now.
Well, I'm going to let you go now after speaking to Colin teaching the time.
Right, well he doesn't.
I love you.
English isn't my first language, so...
Oh mate, you're fluent in it, so I'm not going to be that bullshit.
Right, let's break down what I've said there.
I'm no military time, 1800.
That's fucking quality mate, yeah.
We ain't anything to discuss now.
But you don't need to, why are you making up extra numbers?
I'm not going to make a me do math.
Well, you could just say the normal time that is written on your phone.
The numbers still exist, whatever I say.
Well, I'm not made anything up.
You're just saying extra stuff.
I'm not made.
Listen, come.
Do you want to learn or do you want to fight?
I want to know.
There we go.
I want to learn a little skill.
We listen and we don't judge.
OK.
OK.
10, 2, 8.
Why are you saying all of these numbers when you're back?
So let's break that down.
OK, 10 minutes.
Yeah.
2, 8 o'clock.
So then I need to...
Now, I need to figure out what 8 minus 10 is.
7.50.
It's not so long.
Just say 7.50 to begin with.
Are you fucking serious?
Listen, if I could change anything in the world,
I'd ban cigarettes.
You'd ban cigarettes?
Because they stink.
A lot of things that stink come.
And I'd get rid of the same time like that.
Where are they?
I'll just make it not, like, just say it's seven, blah blah blah, seven, whatever.
What about world hunger?
That can come later, after all those things I've just said.
Okay, well, okay.
Don't take the piss.
Yeah, I shouldn't have suggested that.
I feel like I've overset them out there, that's a bad choice.
Sorry about that.
So, you, well, that's good to get your thoughts on that, right?
I'm glad we're on the same page now.
If only there was a platform I could broadcast my thoughts.
It's got a big audience.
There's a couple.
The one you can broadcast your thoughts and there's no consequences.
X, have you heard of that?
It is, in my opinion, one of the worst things to ever exist.
Before it was X?
No, no, no, just in general. I've never liked it.
I'd never go on it.
They come to you with a 10 million pound brand deal?
Yep.
Are you accepting that?
A 10 million pound brand deal?
fucking idiots or not
fucking up
you've got to post the appreciation to X
I've got to post the appreciation to X
yeah
I appreciate anything on the pound
fucking every day mate
there you go
fuck you now
everyone's got a price
yeah I can't
here's a famous question from Gyrf and Cerf
why are you putting that camera on?
because this one's not working yet
have we got a dummy battery for it?
we should have
should we check the answers?
yeah
and then page the mic cables
yeah well
How long do you want it?
3-4 meters
Because this
Best goes up and down
But you could do it just for now
I know I can buy a longer one
That's why I'm doing this one
Oh yeah, right, right, right
Anyway
You can use this one if you want to
Come here, come here
Strike 6
Stop talking
Sorry about that, he will raise it any better.
As I was saying, what was I saying, he's got me off.
That was it.
You can use a smaller one for now and then I'll buy another one and plug that one in.
Anyway, girth into the question, how much for you to be bummed off Bateson?
Is this 2026 Bateson?
This is 2026 Bateson.
The price is going to be lower then isn't it?
You'd be surprised. You could probably see it though.
What are some of the prices people have gone for?
Well, I need to know what kind of lover he is.
Pasture.
Is he going to whisper sweet nothings in my ear?
Probably.
No, I like that.
I heard nothing was at 100 grand.
Philip was in the mills.
H was in the mills.
Chazer about 800 grand.
Bezingo half a mill.
So, where are you?
To eat free mill.
Free million?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if I had a million pound of cash, I'd put it in for you.
Yeah.
What about some bum here?
That would get you a third of the time.
No, it's just like inches.
And I take it and I don't have to declare it.
Million pound of cash, bang you for it.
Yeah, go on then.
Yeah.
So you thought you'd drop two in the middle there?
No.
Two in the middle, go for that.
Wait, but why could I get the free?
Why could I get the free?
Why could I get the free?
Because you just accepted a mil as what were you used for?
Oh, shit.
Right?
Now, I've just took 25 grand away.
Okay.
So now you're going to HMRC.
Right?
So then, there's, you know, a 975,000 pound in cash.
But why are you taking it?
No, I'm not.
I'm just getting it.
Set up fee.
It's now 975,000.
Are you still going to take it?
You're not going to say no to 975,000, are you?
No, I'm not going to take it.
But how much are we going to take until you say no?
If I go 950, you're still going to get a bump for 950 grand.
Let's be honest, you are, aren't you?
So then we'll go 9.25. Are you going to get it at 9.25?
All right. Maltesers and a can of Red Bull.
And 9.25? Or just Maltesers and a can of Red Bull?
So you've gone from 3 million to 3.24, like that.
And it ain't I'm in a basin. I've seen your dress
Okay
Yeah, my name is told you it's long night for you my my practice of this. Oh
I'm a big thing that I probably practice for that. Oh
Yeah, it's some gum is healthy focus
That travel
Gum is that how we focus am I gonna be able to drive on that?
Why do they look like poofs?
It'll go like little poofs
Little rabbit poofs
Little Spike poofs
John, chad
You could focus on shorting the fuck up
Sorry chad, he's really been yelling my phone
Anyway, we are fed, we are fed
We are fed
He took that Jordan up, please come.
With pleasure.
Oh, man.
Cheers.
How long down this fucking lanterns?
I'll be right back.
Should be a T.
Fucking love that.
Right, let's go look for a dummy battery, Chas.
Let's go, go, go.
Dummy battery.
I'll just have to hold it on for you.
Right, this is where they put the, this is like our tech room, on me, how do I put the
I can't get it out of there.
Nice. Oh, there it is.
Fucking busy.
Look how sick that is.
Oh, fucking hell.
Give me that, sir. Fucking love that.
on my turn
This can't be right
This is about well, okay. Look at this. I 100%
mental
I must be for fucking cameras
right
Hey, I listen look at this chap
I made this from Jessica. She are nice fucking unbelievable. Give it to me. Where you know it
Right close these blinding them
Right, can you hear a lot of noise coming from your chair, that's all. That's what I'm not liking.
I'm not liking it, that's all.
We don't need to take it yet.
Anything else in there that we need, there's me down at the hair.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I didn't do the thing by the way, I've been serious. Need more string like the bake-off,
don't worry mate, we will do them, don't you fucking worry.
I'll take you out in a con suit, brilliant.
As come thoughts on glossy, what's your thought on glossy oak to monitors?
Glossy monitors?
glossy old lab monitors oh yeah they're nice like if you've got your cat and
shut like you do all the time pointless no they're fine usually people don't
like glossy because they're reflective okay I should make yeah people
paying you for that people don't usually do the glossy ones because they're a
little bit reflective right because in one of my inquiries PC world he said
you've got the telly that's map and doesn't reflect right yeah but we didn't end up going
for that one okay because it means I'll fucking get first because there's going to be no light
there anyway extreme lights you know explain me bedroom oh okay hence I mean so the lights
It's hard to eat, come on!
It is hard, it's all thought.
Right then, erm, where's my nangos?
For nearly a year, that's what they love, go and have a dollar.
Right.
Yeah, where's my phone though?
Where is this phantom problem?
Right, I'll send you the link.
I think it's fucking out of the room.
And, you need a kettle lead as well.
But he's gone, that's fine.
That's fine.
What was that, sir?
You need a kettle lead as well, I'm gonna...
Kettle leaf. Sorry no, a figure eight leaf. Whatever I need mate.
I will probably end up staying here chat at this week because I have a TV set up, I have my bed here.
So I'll probably...
I'm sure this goes off based on sound.
Bing bang.
Bong.
Bong.
Bong.
Bing bong!
Yeeah!
Yeeah!
It fucking does, doesn't it?
It's going to run out of battery in a few minutes.
It's going to run out of battery in a minute.
Maybe it's just my advice it needs to.
I'll set you the link to the stuff.
cheers mate they're the orders a sapphire rocker
three of them are all three meters one of them needs to be five meters so on
green send you a link cheers see that means you must have sent them wrong link
Maybe.
Unacceptable. Who's coming in without locking?
The VodGuy.
How does it... how does it... call me a VodGuy?
How does it... how does it call me a VodGuy?
If you called your VodGuy, since you've been in the fucking room for two and a half hours, sat there.
Are you allowed to sit on your own, eh?
Nah. Just on camera.
Wait, wait.
Just getting the keyboard and you've got a mic before bringing it in.
Okay, no worries.
That's not funny.
Have you seen someone's entered my property? I'll ask you.
Property?
Sorry, you are getting me nowadays.
Well, what's?
Can I send you that?
I feel bad for him.
He's got a very bad tutor.
Bop Boys Enterprises.
You like it?
I love it here, yeah.
Good, I'm good to you, but I didn't pay for your fucking Nendos.
Angry Jinjid.
Okay, Angry Jinj Enterprises.
Limited, yeah.
I'm not a tight shirt here.
Fucking joke mate.
Right, I'll find all these other cables.
You're going to have to watch your car look, get a doggy bag.
Can't eat yours when you're working.
Unacceptable.
What's this?
Absolutely not.
What's this got? What's it not got?
How many ports?
How many ports?
Just a Manchester hub.
Whee!
Alright, it's free display ports.
Free display ports.
In and out for your consoles.
in help you, that'll get out of the fucking work.
Well, I couldn't get it working,
so I just had to plug in my actual, that'll get out.
Okay, you need, how are you planning to,
where'd you plug your camera in?
Oh, your camera's USB powered.
Yeah.
Right, so you need a new device,
which I brought with me.
Fucking getting caught.
There you go.
Fucking the best in the business.
It lets you plug in four HDMI ports.
Why do you need four?
Because the monitors in cameras.
So monitors don't go in that bit though, I'm guessing.
Obviously not, obviously not.
Your monitors are going into your graphics card.
Obviously.
And then you need another...
Oh, is there a reason why they're going there?
Is there what?
Is there a reason why they're going there?
What, the monitors?
Well, yeah.
Going into your graphics card.
But I don't know, that wasn't a graphics card.
I'd have just put them on a European, if I knew, makes no fucking sense to me.
Yeah, sure.
So you can use...
Your graphics card is a separate thing built for this kind of stuff.
Right.
like an emergency access one and doesn't really your monitors are so powerful
that they're not going to get the best signal out of this thing. Your memory
card is going to be driving them. Sorry your graphics card is going to be driving
them. Right okay so the graphics card? Yes of these don't use them. Don't use them?
No they're part of your motherboard. They're okay for these monitors but to get
the best out of your ones, you can get them to work great. So you've got one, two, three,
the HDMI port. Perfect. Last forward displays. Now we need, it's not plugged in. I know it's
making sure it's turned on. And then we need that device that I brought, which I'm going
to install for you. And then you can plug up to four cameras in there. So four cameras?
Yeah, up to via HDMI. Via HDMI? Yes, the four HDMI ports. Four HDMI ports. That is fucking
blowing my mind
and then hopefully we'll get this working
and hopefully there's enough space here as well
oh there will be
I can't see
and then I've also got a USB-C and two USB-A mate if just in case you're wondering
oh I'm getting
nice
just in case you were asked
what do you think of the PC?
it's really cool
I haven't switched it on to see what it is but I'm assuming
if it's a PC specialised build
they've only given you the best of the best
well you've got one, haven't you?
I think that is, I don't know what card that is, should we take this parallel off?
As long as you know what you're doing.
I don't.
Don't want to fucking touch it.
Ooh, can you help?
Oh actually, I'm not going to bother, I don't need to.
You're not going in?
Not right now.
Okay.
Squash my fingers.
Cool.
You're not okay, it's harder.
Walk and shake your stuff back, say, oh man, I'm going to get closer with this, Chas.
Do you take this off?
Would I take it off?
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
I'd make the noises a bit harder then.
Oh, fuck.
Bye bye, warranty.
Yeah, it's going to avoid your warranty if you do that, though.
Oh, well, you got me out five minutes ago.
Why would you not have seen me, would it?
Why would I fucking assume it would?
How big is this fucking plastic thing as well?
It was fun at the start, it's pissing me off now.
Nandos is there, he's bellying me.
I'll be back in a minute. Yeah, I'll see you.
Just leave it all at that then.
Yes, Abdullah!
Yeah, that is weird, that is weird. I'll come and meet you now Abdullah. No problem, no problem, thank you.
That is weird. Slightly confused glass.
Can you trim the trailers upstairs?
Can you use con scraps?
I have told her!
Just hear me!
Just hear me!
I know problemo mate!
Oh god mate, thank you!
Thank you.
This one is with heavy.
Yeah, I thought you were out by that mate, thank you.
What number please?
51 mate.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much, have a great day.
I'm going to go back to the building.
Plastic thought from ironing board.
Did you put this on the door?
What is it?
It's a plastic foot from Iron Modes.
Oh, it's a fan. It must have been set on the door.
Oh, okay. I'll fucking put it on the door and then...
I don't know about you.
We weren't on our meeting.
That's wrong, Ben.
Fucking dirty people fucking jumping the fence
are giving me a fucking ironing ball thing.
Let's go, go, go.
Don't lock the door before the finish door, it's hard to put it through the leg.
Quite a lot of entertainment, I'll go get the plates and the knives.
Good luck, Cod.
Let's get unboxing what we got.
Yeah, I didn't get her a pole.
How am I weird for ordering chicken livers or not?
I don't think I am. They're quite nice. What do you think?
my weirdo by the way you can when he's not here you can talk blink three times
if you're in danger
blink like many times
come on I can't take it
what are you getting?
halloumi cheese
I'm gonna feed you a halloumi cheese
I'm gonna feed you a halloumi cheese
I don't like halloumi cheese
I don't like halloumi
he's gonna think the people in the restaurant did it
I don't like halloumi
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
I don't like a loomie.
Oh, you don't like a loomie?
I don't like a loomie.
What do you like?
A voice, what's a voice?
You'd like a voice.
I'd like a voice.
It's just more fucking loomies.
Oh, Jesus.
Cucumber?
Is that yours?
Oh.
Is that yours?
Do you need a hoe?
No, no, no, no, no.
He's coming.
He's coming, he's coming.
He's coming, he's coming.
I'm sorry, we needed that.
How could I see you?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know, but you might want to strike Demin, because he's been eating your cheese.
You fucking better not, because that'll be strike 34.
I tried to hold him off, but he's quite strong, you know.
How many pieces you get?
Oh, one's missing.
What are you saying?
Think you're funny?
Think that's acceptable to eat my food?
And I've ordered you to have a goodness of my art.
You're great. You give them an inch, they take a mile.
Exactly.
He's been streaming, he's been vlogging.
What, a bombie fold?
Do you want, erm...
Do you want a drink?
Seriously, Sam's sung!
It wasn't him, who else could it have been?
Fucking idiot.
Fucking stop blaming Corry, he's committed that.
The goodness of his ass on the rise.
Don't fucking blame him.
And I don't like a women!
Strike dive!
Stop talking!
He used his outdoor voice.
Exactly, strike 10, outdoor voice.
Stops immediately.
You know what it is?
Here you go.
Fucking joke.
You're not usually when you're angry. Have a snack.
I've worked with Snickers and I think they're really nice. How dare you fucking do that?
Is that your tree guests? Strike eleven.
Good job you had ten in the middle.
Feel like I don't really feel accepted today.
No? Is that because of where he's from?
Is that because I came here on a floating door?
Oh, did you know?
Mental. Paddled away.
Fucking joke. Alan, did I tell you?
Can't remember, I'll say you don't.
How old are you?
About six.
Fucking joke, that.
That's pissed me off you remind me of that.
Yeah that made me fucking angry.
It's good to see the company you can eat.
Yeah, you worry sir?
Yes.
There's a plate mate.
Thank you.
Is that all the food?
Oh my god, that goes the wrong fucking order.
Extra hot butterfly when I didn't order that.
I've given you the wrong fucking order.
Playing the fucking bird and taking the piss.
What the fuck is that?
Where's your broccoli?
Where's me fucking food?
Oh my 3D prints just finished.
They send you notifications when it's done.
But I'm well guided about that because none of my food's here.
What did you order this, didn't you?
He ordered a burger, but it weren't plain and fucking... without having a fucking day
under sunlight.
Let's get a couple of food chests.
Right.
Extra hot, extra hot water.
I wouldn't be able to touch that with fucking shit on a stick.
Halloumi cheese.
We've got two portions off.
Well, a little bit less now, because...
Because you have to eat some of that themselves.
And some fucking garlic bread.
Garlic bread?
Oh, you never believe this.
You got chicken liver?
No, close your eyes and give it a sniff and tell me what it is.
If you're a foodie.
Pickles.
Cucumbers.
Close.
That's the same family, innit?
That's pissing me off, though.
Bar?
What the fuck, innit?
What the fucking peter fails on at this?
Name and change.
Name and fucking change.
I'll tell you what...
HOLD IT!
There we go!
Fuck it, I've not!
Look at that.
That has up.
Mate, we've ordered Nando's.
Literally, the list that we've ordered is all there.
And they've given us none of it.
They've done that on purpose.
Wait.
Hold on a minute.
Well, that's a blessing.
We can say and we can still eat this and then they'll read it over the new thing.
Ah, will they? How's that going to work?
You've just got it smart.
That's it, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to ring you.
Have you ever put a chicken in it?
No.
It's funny, it's funny, well I know people at Nando's and you know about the P-45.
So yeah, we'll see how funny that is in the morning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we know people.
Because not only do I know where the shop is, because I just ordered from there, I know
people at Nando's.
What's their name?
No, names don't matter.
Nat Nan.
Yeah.
So regular cream and mash, two broccoli, mac and cheese, regular berenades.
They've made a mockery, yeah?
They think they're funny.
They think they're funny.
They think they're funny.
They think they're funny.
Come on, come on, come on, you tell them.
At least you've got a load of bread, though.
Hang on a minute, I'm getting a refund.
Have you got one butterfly?
Is that yours as well?
I'm getting a refund.
None of my stuff came.
Have you got an extra hot butterfly?
Need help.
Yeah, fucking you, I.
Call that a fucking call.
Who got an extra hot butterfly, Ginge?
No one!
Chaz attacks.
Thank you for calling Nando's delivery customer service.
Just to let you know, all our calls are up to training and monitoring purposes.
If you're calling to speak to our restaurant...
Don't worry, they're going to send that again to you on our website.
Please hang up and call your local Nando directly,
or please hold to speak to a member of our team.
We're eager to hear from you.
Because...
Fucking joke.
Hello?
Hello, this is Paul from Nando's question and answer board.
Yeah.
How many questions do you want to...
Hey, are you okay? What was your name, sorry?
My name is Paul from Nando's question and answer board.
Paul?
Yeah.
Anyway, Paul, what it is, is I've ordered Nando's, okay, and what's happened is...
They know you ordered Nando's because you're calling the Nando's hotline.
Sorry, it's just me.
You may, sorry Paul, so I've ordered the Nando's and they've sent everything wrong.
Oh, so sir, to hear that all of your orders are wrong,
is it for some type of compensation or refund or a redevelopment?
I can definitely look into this.
Yeah, can I get a redeliver it of the right stuff
and a refund please for compensation because it's actually quite made me quite alarmed and distressed
I hear you and I'll go ahead and look into my resources and see what we can do to make things
right here thank you thank you very much Paul I appreciate it and and me sorry my son's not
even my son's not stopped crying it's all right Michael it's all right I'm on the phone to him
I'm on the phone to Michael you honestly so upset sorry Paul Michael
Okay, so in order to proceed with this, I have to locate your account.
So can I get your first name please?
Yeah, it's Morgan.
Morgan. Thank you for that Morgan.
And which branch did you order this from, Morgan?
Nando's.
And which branch is Nando's?
One in Ultranom.
The one that does the chicken.
Ultranom, okay.
chicken. You ordered the chicken butterfly, four chicken boneless
thighs, one smoked burger, there's only six in the gym, chicken liver,
and the rest of the Portuguese roll, three, but both of them go for zero and one
perinage. Yeah and the two sides of the cream and
mashed cheese, broccoli, mac and cheese, two perichips and a perinage pot. The
problem is Paul is we've been sent an extra hot butterfly, we've been sent
Two plain sunset burgers, one's not even got chicken in it, and if I'm being honest with you Parthen, that's sort of piss without one, right?
And the only thing that we've actually got correct is the three canals.
Three cans of bottle of coke.
Yeah, the canals of bottles are correct.
Oh, bottles, yeah, sorry.
So all three of the bottle of coke were correct, and everything else is inferred?
Yeah, everything else is well, we're missing half of it truth be told
Thank you, thank you, I'll tell you what put you all away Paula Taylor's different. I think they've done it on purpose
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. If you want to lodge a complaint, I can definitely notify
the FIS so that our relevant team can further improve their services.
Yeah, now that you can do it, Paul, a refund and a resend, a redelivery would be alright if that's okay, thank you.
I can say it's for you right now, Margaret, if that is possible.
Thank you, thank you.
Nothing that's sent is even edible.
Okay, I'm gonna sell,
let me just put this phone home for a few minutes,
for a few minutes, since this is a large order.
I'll be back shortly after one minute.
I'll put this phone home now,
and do a magic review, okay?
I'll be back shortly.
Nope, yeah, I'll find my mic, Paul.
Thank you.
Funger!
What?
A fucking joke!
That's pissed.
Alright, good action.
Thank you for the sum up.
Make sure you delete the address. Mate, it's on TikTok!
Excuse me.
I wouldn't on the go if to this sense, but when you're taking 90 pound order you expect
it to be fucking correct.
They actually give us a burger with no chicken.
Okay, they've done it on purpose.
I hope you're enjoying the stream, dickheads.
Now, all jokes aside, please,
can we have our actual food when it comes next time?
The only thing they got right was...
Halloumi.
Halloumi.
Have you sent to the living room, or what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you stop people getting seasick?
They should get them gobbled,
so they seem to have seasickness problems.
They've got, like, they look really funny,
so I'll get a picture of them.
Get them 3D printed.
you can't actually
I can't shop
I thought 30 go mate, you've got a go mate, you've got a go
let me keep you around
yeah, that's how they look
apparently not bad at all
That's not how it works.
I don't know, huh?
Thanks for the wait, Morgan.
No problem, Paul.
I've done my review here.
To make things right, here's what we can do,
based on my review here,
based on the resources that we have here.
A delivery, unfortunately, is unavailable in this instance.
Isn't it now?
But I will pass a refund of Ā£77.15.
Thank you very, very much. Can I ask why is a re-delivery not allowed? Just out of curiosity.
So my visibility here doesn't let me know.
Does it not?
I thought the option that shows up here is a refund but there is no re-delivery
No re-delivery
Okay, no problem. Well, I'll take the refund anyway Paul. Thank you very much
All right, and so I will process this refund for you
You may see the truck that just fit from the initial amount over the next seven to two hours
72 hours
But if this doesn't happen, you should see the refund appear on your bank statement within 5-7 working days.
And you will also receive an email confirmation of this within 24 hours.
74, very specific, no worries.
Okay, I think for all of us, I will process the refund.
I think, yes, I think there's some here. Thank you for calling them though.
No, hey, Paul, Paul.
Thank you, thank you for getting me refund mate, I appreciate that, thank you.
It's a pleasure to help you on this, Morgan.
Thanks again.
Thank you, bye bye.
Thanks for nothing.
Anyone going to actually eat that?
Oh, the fuck he's eating that?
I don't know, just...
You can have it, Con, because I need to reorder.
And I'm not getting an handles because they're going to do it again.
Yeah, I can't wait to fucking go in there, that's why I'm going to go in there tomorrow
and I'm going to fucking wipe my ass on the window.
Call the store.
Pardon?
Call the store.
Call the store, no, because they're going to go, what the fuck has happened?
Oh, they're not going to what they want.
What would we want instead then?
Tell them about the problem.
I'll tell them about the problem.
They won't re-deliver because it's through delivery.
I'll ring them.
So you think someone at the store told you, hey, the author is Tenando's.
One, two, three, or collect.
Head Tenando.co.uk.
We use our app. We don't take phone orders.
Just a heads up, we can't carry cater for dietary requirements with online orders.
For allotting information.
The humans answer the phone anymore!
I'm gonna make you a special burger.
I'm not gonna be ready for delivery.
Do you know what it's gonna be called?
I'm not gonna be tickled.
Disappointment burger.
Impress 3 for anything else.
3 for anything else, what are the options?
3.
I'm going to wait for him straight away in the hostel.
Hello Nando, how's it going?
Are you okay?
Yeah, are you?
Not really, it's a good issue, you know.
How can I help you?
Well, I've ordered Nando's, okay, and I've actually got the order here.
I've ordered a Butterfly Chicken,
very peritamer butterfly, chicken thighs with a sweet spice, sunset burger,
livers and mashed broccoli, mac and cheese, two
perichips and what I've actually been sent is a
sunset burger with no chicken in. I've been sent a
sunset burger that's just plain enough in on. I've been sent two lots of
halloumi and a very extremely hot butterfly.
and some cucumber.
Okay, it sounds like the driver's mixed the orders often, you've got the wrong food, I'm sure about that.
Well, the thing is, it can't be that, because on the actual food, it says guest notes, and it is actually my name and my order.
So, someone in the store has actually packed that.
Well, I don't know if maybe they put the wrong ticket and then packed the wrong orders into the wrong bag, sorry about that.
I mean, I can't rearrange a delivery for you because obviously delivery is an external company that we use.
But I can either remake the food and you can collect it, or I can take the details and get you about to send out for more than the order of the value of the order.
Ooh, so you can collect it? Yeah, can we come and collect it please?
Yeah, just give me one second. Let me just take the order from you so I can put it through.
Thank you.
Is it? I actually didn't just...
No, it's not your fault, it's alright.
It's not curiosity. Can you actually order a sunset burger without chickening?
Because that's the first time I've ever even seen that.
No, you can. Well, you can. You can remove it if you want to.
Right.
And then you can do some crazy things, but...
I've got a new choice.
Yeah, my name, Morgan Berwissel.
Oh, good.
Okay, and then can I...
...tweet the order from you, so we're just very famous, that's the fly.
Yep, with broccoli and mash, then there was chicken thighs with the sweet, the new sweet
spice, and with peri chips and what was your other side, Tom, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
mac and cheese, mac and cheese and peri chips, yep, then we had the Sunset burger, peri
tamer with with peri chips and broccoli and we've had the livers just on their
own chicken liver on its own what with a sweet with sweet spice and we had a
A Peronese pot and three canalseros, Coke zero, sorry.
Yeah, okay, it's drinkable at 15-20 minutes, is that right?
Yeah, that's alright, and halloumi sticks with chilli jam as well.
Yeah.
Yeah, is that everything?
Yeah, no worries, I'll put that out for you.
Perfect, thank you very, very much.
That's alright, sorry about that.
Alright, thank you, bye bye.
Fucking mistake, my ass.
Fucking mistake.
Yeah, so they bagged off a bag with someone's order.
That's not someone's order.
Who the fuck orders that?
Cucumber from Nando's.
And someone else is gonna get our order.
Well, fucking got help them
because apparently they're fucking vegan.
They grab an aftertact when they see
fucking after farming a bag.
Poor bastards.
They grab a fucking aftertact.
I am fucking honest I am I am bewildered but that is even a possibility or an outcome my
disappointment by goes quite nice was it well the fucking I'm one I'm too one up here
because I've got a re I've got a collection and a refund and you still got the bottom
Hey, oh, Chaz has had that.
Oh.
I haven't had an extra hot butterfly.
What's your fucking mind, mate?
Blow me fucking cock off.
Fucking joke.
There's no way on Earth anyone has actually ordered that.
That was a bit wet at the end.
Yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't, I weren't a fan of that.
No, for you.
I've not been able to eat one thing.
I can't believe that.
Put your drink down.
What I will say, a very good customer service from that lady who answered the phone then.
Take them a seat, great idea.
excuse me that is honestly fantastic customer service from the lady who answered the phone
fantastic customer service from Paul really really good I'm very happy very happy with
that and I know what a rush you come but if that's not fucking dumb by the time I get
from then dole good fucking with you
what he's gonna do it now it's gonna be very stringable in it I could stream off
that today yeah perfect yeah we'll set it up get it out from running thank you
hopefully he's fixing my problem yeah that too and if you can get me I'll get
when the PC working that'd be a bonus with the extra cameras
No, it's just the other guy that's who's working.
OK.
Oh, here we go.
Better be someone good.
Fuck's sake, man!
Good!
Damn it!
Right, mate?
How you going?
OK.
Pleasure, mate.
Have a good one.
Go on.
Honestly.
I'll take care of you, mate.
Have a good one.
That was nearly awkward.
We saved it at the end.
Like that.
Fist bump and end shape, but we got there.
See you a bit, mate.
See you.
What about the pad, James?
No.
Shall I just switch it off, smart?
Don't give them 25 bucks.
What are we going to do with it?
You found a converter.
You found a what?
Like a good converter.
Don't charge them?
Yeah.
Was it like an external plug?
Yeah.
Do you want some aluminum, eh?
No, yes.
Do you want some red?
I've heard you've been scammed.
Scammed.
Scammed.
I don't think that's the word for it.
I don't think that's the word.
Do you want to sit here on?
No.
Why sit there then?
you talking to me read the room it's a little bit mate wait till he's 18 bang you're actually
well nice off camera thank you I appreciate that what am I not nice on camera no no why are you
not in yet could I fucking say that I think I must have some people give them an inch or
sick of mail
or they'll bite half the other loomie off
yeah, I don't like my loomie
fucking prick
must admit when I fucking felt that bag the Abdul gave me, I thought I'm gonna
minifax, oh my
that can't be mine
it wasn't
but I better go then, there better be an option there, it's not on my name, that's what you're going to do
I'm gonna go, is there anything I can
inconvenience
are you asking us if you can get anything else?
I mean, that can't, there's got to be more there, innit?
Compensation, cover me petrol if we're going collecting it.
That's not free petrol, it's not free. Not these days.
Fuel allowance, see?
They'll probably give you an extra dip. If they do, get the BBQ one.
Get the BBQ? What do you mean?
If they give you an extra dip.
I'll be getting fucking more than an extra dip, mate.
The dips are like a fire.
the fucking no be free mate fucking five part of the edge you drink fucking
get the receipt I've got the receipt relax the receipt has been he's been
caught me worry got the receipt imagine this just went collapse PC oh
There we go. Dips a 50p innit? Yeah. 5lb. Do you get nando's a lot? Sorry? Do you get nando's
a lot? I don't know. Oh you said that but someone else does. I just heard it. I start
Ash, that makes no sense to me.
Can we come down doors two, no you can't, sir Lee.
Josh, do you have a 17, mate?
Chas is on him a minute later though, mate.
Hey, Slade, do you have a 27 by the gun, my boy?
Thank you very much, mate.
No rush to go and get your three, six, I take 15 minutes.
I'll start from five, get there, should be done.
Drive back.
Fucking joke.
I've got a fucking good, good right of fucking mind
to walk in there with a nerve gun.
fucking books the first person to see
anyone can walk in
anyone can walk in
right now and say i'm arguing a lot well guess what
when i walk in with a receipt and that fucks up again
i'm gonna fucking come down and like a ton of bricks mate
did i have otherwise you needed
for the speakers
Yeah, but they sent you in the box, a European plug to power it, so I sent you a link to...
No, they sent me an English one as well.
Where is it?
I plugged it in.
It'll be one of these.
Okay. I thought it would be useful for them.
Yeah, it'll be.
No, that's me. That's me.
Nah, they ain't that one.
Nah, they'll be soon.
Do you need it?
Later, later.
I don't know if you want them to work right now.
Oh, I'd love them to if you know what I mean.
So what do you need, a converter?
What?
A European cell phone?
It's one of those...
Why's me smucking them out on a stroke?
Wait, what's this? You've been using this.
That's my Algato.
So you've been using that instead of the one built in there?
Yeah, because it won't work.
Oh, okay. I want you to download all the softwares for it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's in.
Come on and watch me on that.
Exactly mate.
This is a weird mouse.
What? Oh, it's vibrated.
Yeah, it's got a fantastic feedback.
What does that mean?
It's got vibrations, wouldn't it?
Right then, fucking go and get this Nando.
What a fucking absolute joke.
That's two one Nando's by the way. Two on me, over Nando's.
Fucking bloody.
I feel like I should get some else while I'm there as well.
Mmm.
Some ice cream.
They don't do ice cream.
Yeah, they do. They do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've lactose intolerant.
No, no, I'm lactose-tolerant.
I'm making it clear now.
Oh, my God! I get it!
Cos you can have lactose, cos you're intolerant.
not intolerant yeah yeah yeah I get it the two letters in the front yeah so why
why the tanks and jets next fucking call as America cool is it
think like you're 17 maybe but you know you much better to Japan worth of food
so if I could refund not enough how could it be to Japan with food what I
35 pound refund do the maths they kept honest take your ID are you fucking
alright in the head mate mate it says me name on the receipt I'm not just gonna
got a receipt of Morgan Bertheson fucking gonna got it ever
sounds like a makeup name though pardon but your last name sounds like it's made
up is it what's your last name okay I don't think you'd be able to pronounce it
I'll back up and pronounce some of that.
OK, let me write that down.
Hang on.
And then?
Is this the ending?
Ski.
No.
Fuck.
No, close.
Good guess, good guess.
I have another guess at the ending.
It's also very common.
Dove.
Close.
Off.
Yes.
There you go.
Fucking knew it.
Um...
Carol's Puyol.
No, no, no, no.
What do you actually mean?
Emacol.
Emacol?
Yeah.
E-R.
Emakalph. Yeah, E-O-M-A. So before him is Constantine Emakalph. Yeah, Constantine Jermakalph.
Ah, see the jachmakalph. That's the cool, that's the cool.
Yeah, yeah, but you can't see sound cool or what, it's shit now. No, it's hard.
It's the rrrr. Rrrr. Say again? Jermakalph. Jermakalph.
Yeah, there you go. Constantine.
Constantine?
Constantin Jermacov.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a fucking colloquy character to me.
Yeah.
Constantine Jermacov.
Middle name?
Oh, got middle name as well.
Avigates?
David?
Nah, nah, nah.
It's on the same theme.
A David?
No, no, no.
Same theme as the other two names.
But I think of like the most typical Eastern European...
And, okay, there was an animated film about this,
about this guy.
A lading.
No, no, no, but yeah, but Eastern European.
What's Eastern European?
There was an animated film that had like,
it was four letters long.
Flat?
No, close though.
Is that what chat's saying?
Yeah.
Mm-mm.
Giddies?
Giddies?
No.
Luca?
No.
These are good guesses by the way.
For?
No.
Olaf?
All right, I'm not fucking from Frozen.
Buzz?
No.
Dave?
No.
I don't know if this film was popular or not.
Fucking down it, I go.
Yes, so, Igorovic.
Fuck off!
Konstantin, Igorovic, Yermakov.
That is fucking, that's a call, that's a call, mate.
So why do you sell for coffee?
It's just because for some people, it's a little bit hard to pronounce the full word.
Nah, it's not.
So we've got like short one there a little bit.
Oh, love.
It's a bit of a mouthful.
Oh, all the steam, was it you say?
No, no.
You got it.
You've got to make sure it's on outside.
It's memory of the goldfish.
It was, again, Konstantin...
Igorovic.
Igorovic.
Yerevankov.
Yerevankov.
You're just adding an extra letter, you don't need to.
Fuck your middle name, we'll just go for your last one.
Yeah.
Konstantin Yonagov.
Yeah.
Fuck you don't worry about that.
That's going to be a gta character.
Right, Nando's.
I'll see you in about 10, 20 minutes, come.
See ya.
Receipt, trainers.
Fucking joke, by the way.
I am a fume.
What was I saying about that, mate?
I'm not going to admit.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'll put it there, for the best.
Do we have any more batteries to take on?
Two on charge, mate, but we'll be alright, you know.
We're looking down, pal.
I can't wait to walk in there and give them a piece of my fucking mind.
I'm gonna do it.
So I'm here.
What was the lady's name?
Sarah.
So I'm Sarah right now.
I'm at the Tills.
I'm back in.
Oi! You all need my fucking food.
You fucked up my receipt.
Are you Morgan Berkley's son?
Yeah, Morgan Berkley's son. Nice to meet you.
What's that?
Food.
That's not very nice.
Yeah, well neither's fucking the order.
We've got your order right here.
Thank you.
But in this instance, should actually give him the order.
Yeah, yeah.
Because you can't eat that, because it's because of the service.
And then, don't forget to ask, what would you like, fries with that?
And some dips.
And some dips.
Oh yeah, can I have some compensation?
Yeah.
What kind of conversation are you thinking about?
What can you offer Sarah?
Well, let me look at the tills.
Yeah.
See what kind of notes we've got left in there.
Yeah, let's go for them.
And give you that.
Oh, here you go.
There's about 20,000 pounds in here.
Would you like some of that?
Yeah, I'd like a grand for a few.
No, they've got more. You could keep going.
I like one and a half gone for a few minutes.
Yeah, and you bought the expensive telly today, so just say can I have compensation for that.
Yeah, and I bought a TV today as well, that needs paying for.
How much was that TV?
Two hundred.
It's two hundred.
Sounds like you've got a great deal there.
Yeah, I did it as a Samsung. Where were that?
For two hundred pound?
Yeah, on sale.
That's it.
Now you have seven.
Right, good luck, you've been playing well.
Cheers mate.
I'd say I've got to be pushing this nice, get it rolling, come on mate, that desk should have been done hours ago.
Ah, that's a claim.
Fuckin' in there, fuckin' in.
Strike 11!
Burping!
Here we see it.
I don't know, I was just putting my jacket on.
Honestly, I can't remember from these days.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know, sorry mate.
The London and Ando are the bottles in.
Aco-white!
I'm laughing maybe to have a look.
That's my food!
Can we have it?
Is he taking a bit?
Just stand up there and I'm going to go in there.
I can't see it.
I'm just going to walk in speed.
Yeah, I'll walk in.
We might be good.
Okay, yeah.
And you're just going to get the faces.
We might be gone though.
Alright boys.
That's a lot.
You'll drink his Stella and you're about to...
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
He's got a bottle of wine.
You had a right Sunday.
It's half term though, innit?
And yet they're 18, and it's half term.
Interesting, ain't it?
Can you do an order with you?
Yeah, I'm just going to go and make them shit themselves now.
That's what happens when you give food away.
I knew that was going to happen, I've got it, and as soon as I saw him in it, I knew full well that he had my handles.
It's so gone, it's alright then, I could live to make it again.
Imagine giving Finway not proving that it's your law order.
It's not yours. No, it definitely was 100%.
More than 100% was my parenting.
I could tell, as soon as I got out of the car, he clocked me.
I knew it was my alcohol.
And then I'm wrong.
I've got a customer service, I'll tell you what you see.
Games again, listen.
Don't drop your mum and me.
I'll order it.
The game is the game.
Any fucking chance there.
I'm still there, just outside.
Drinking Cousin style on a Sunday is mental, I can't lie.
I'm here to pick up an order.
Originally it came wrong, so they've made it again in 15 minutes, I've got to shut up.
No thanks, thank you.
No name actually, it wasn't that long ago.
Excuse me.
It looks like a bomb.
I've been away the next 100%, been away by having a buzz ball with them, fuck it, I'm
back to the bobbals, I'm having a fucking great night, I'll just sit there eating
our noodles, have a good day.
Thieving little bastards, they're not 18, that's a great point actually, they're just like
cancer, do you hear me? Yeah, nah, I'm alright.
So you shall give him a give him an inch give him an inch that's like a mile
What was this thing?
What was missing? All of it, pretty much.
What was the one you had?
The one you collected it in.
So we just collected it in my name.
Is that okay, yeah? Cheers.
That is why I should always ID someone. It's alright though, if any mistakes happen. I've
They've remained calm, they've remained calm.
There's been a fuck up.
There's actually been two fuck ups, but it's okay.
We move, we don't have a go.
Okay.
And they carry three Nandos, and I have a three Nandos,
and then the world we are living in, we're all up here.
I gave you a fight with Joking,
and I told you it wouldn't.
So, what's happened here is I've wrangled to get my order remade, so I'm watching the
stream and then come and collected my order, said that they're me and I've come to get
me it, they've now walked away with it and it's going to get remade again for the third
time.
So it's going to be make 15-20 minutes, because we have 15 years.
How long do the livers take?
15 minutes.
Well, put the livers off then mate.
Yeah, you put the livers off.
Yeah, that's alright.
Yeah, thank you.
Fuck waiting 15 minutes for livers.
I'll just say fucking sold out.
Actually, I'll get the livers off then mate and fucking on the livers.
That's what watching is for.
But watch the history of you fucking way outside mate, because I've got your fucking face.
I don't know what I can't.
What?
I don't know what I can't.
Have you watched the stream?
Oh yeah.
I can't.
It's just Tom when I ran out of livers mate.
These don't be fresh and cooked.
Exactly.
These don't be nice and fresh.
Fucking Susan's son are a bit of a niceie.
They better still be fucking there because I'll fucking track him down.
I'll track him down. I will reservoir him in my whip until I find him and I will find him.
Someone's ringing me.
Gas. I'll ring you back in a minute if you want to just ring gas. I'm just gonna know something.
You hot?
Oh yeah. How long did it have to be mate?
5'10?
See if this starts high.
Right, you little fuckers, I want me to live up. Who's idea was this?
He's springing the handle. He's springing the handle.
That was on the bit.
They've nicked someone else's food and they're saying let us have a bit.
not please, not of misunderstanding
not of misunderstanding
same name
so I'm not interested, not interested
what the fuck you know, you know the deliver
yeah
I don't want that there
oh don't worry
you're different
No worries mate, thank you.
Don't shout at me, don't shout at me.
Don't shout at me, I'll just get my feathers stuffed.
They've had a good night, they've had a can of cellar and a bottle of wine, they've had
a fucking belted night, they've just been given a free Nando's by the king of the jungle,
do you know what I mean?
And yeah, I'm getting me Nando's as well.
Oh, can we have the mics?
No, you're not going to get them with the mics, did you?
Why is the audio bad?
That's not right.
It's not.
Pick that up.
Obviously, pick it up in a minute.
We're going to pick it up.
People filming there.
Welcome to 2026.
Fucking hell.
Oh yeah, I can play the card.
It's a bit windy. It will be, mate.
You can just fucking walk it out from there.
I actually can't believe it. I mean, can you say, though, she was going to know about an order being picked up.
Yeah, he's a very unlikely surface, I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I'm going to tell you.
Try to fend for yourself.
You've got to give kind of a better sense of comfort.
Alright, put it in there.
Give me a chow.
No.
I think I've seen this one in the past, sorry about that.
Okay, I see that.
No.
Oh, can't be stopped.
There we go.
They've gone out on a stunt day, they've had a fucking great time.
Right there, fucking yellow at the fair play.
In yellow, wash your blood.
It's time to control them as I'm in the police.
You'll see, this is the rest of theft.
You've made me out of a bitch, you fool.
Alright, you okay mate, yeah?
I'm going to the rooms.
I do indeed mate, yeah?
Actually, I'm playing football.
Yeah, you're playing football.
Yeah, you go to my barber.
You go to my barber.
You go to my barber.
You've said that.
I didn't want to play football
Oh ok nice
That's really nice
Very good thinking mate
Adam, we're winning mate
We're winning
You what?
What's your name?
What is it nice?
What is it called?
I can't even see all this
At least the audio will be alright
I've got my winnings off of the car, I've got to film you some more with my joggers and my reps.
Oh, OK, nice.
I've got to film someone, you know what?
Go for it, mate.
Yeah, pass on to Mike.
OK, you take it easy.
You've seen that, yeah?
OK.
So, Mike, you can put him up on the tights.
You know?
Roger.
You can normally put 35 fucking, you know?
Yeah, I'll go like that, you know?
OK, you take it what you're doing here.
Just get a picture of them, Bill's up now.
Yeah.
I am.
Yeah, I am but we've recently moved up here with a group, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No worries. Have a good one mate, yeah?
Alright mate, see you later.
See you in a bit mate.
Food's gone.
It's ready, yeah, it's probably ready now to be fair.
And he's already got his liver so we're fucking winning.
Fucking turn me care off.
I'm going to walk on that one.
You see?
You see?
I see.
Cool.
Let's keep it up, Mike, shall we?
You see something there?
Good.
Let's keep it that way shall we?
That's good why there was no chicken with burger.
No.
Because it's the third time that we have to place this order.
And we'll finally get in there.
So it's fine.
Mistakes happen.
Far has gone.
I've locked it.
So I'll keep it gone.
Also you need the key to start it.
We'll be back in three, two, one.
What the fuck?
you
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How come you fucking kick your fucking head, dude?
Hey, Siri!
Play Dave, location.
Location by Dave now, Dave.
I fucking find that.
Look, I mean, the whole joke there was to try and look for him.
But, obviously, now I know where they are, the joke's kind of gone.
And I don't know what I'm gonna say when I pull up now. They're just fucking sat there enjoying the fucking Nando's
But yeah, I was fucking I'll go every pass me we pass it. Don't actually know where have you been so to get here
Some of the location this year about vacation flight catching train taking
Taxi I could tax them fucking black I each
I'm just hitting him in the car as well, that's true.
Net-De-Tesco.
Oh, fuck that, I don't know where that is.
Just run a red light, are you a fucking...
Oh, you hear the posh car, he thinks he can run the roads.
Dickhead.
Worthy Tory.
I don't think Tories had gone around nicking streamers Nandos
But they have got a sort of hustle mindset with that
Well, I'm gonna
What was the green chest and
ratio
Free tsunami free to Nani
We should know me
Sweetest Nani
I ain't got a fucking clue what a test goes
Hey cons, food's getting cold, let's go home chat
Enjoy your fucking Nando's lads
Just when you're older
Return the favour to someone else
Buy someone's food one day
That's all I ask
I do it with less
Bottle job, are you fucking off your head?
Checking out of it, isn't it?
Fucking checking out of it, isn't it?
Fucking, come on then
Fucking, I'll show you fucking checking in a minute
Fucking chicken
Fucking chicken out of it
I don't have a Nando's mate, I'm fucking chicken out the fuck up
I've heard everybody watching
Yeah, I'll pull out of it, thank you
I was going this way, any way to be fair, it's on the way to you, I can't lie.
There's a lad who fucking goes my barber, he just walked past again.
Fucking hell, everyone knows everyone here in Ulta.
Domino.
There's Mike's mate.
It's quite nice is that too, quite a nice area.
I've never been to Osirin before, it's quite a nice area.
Like growing up I'd definitely call anyone here, I probably was to get fast down there
on posh.
If you come from here anyway.
No, I don't know.
Hey Siri.
Play Dave Samantha.
Here's Samantha by Dave.
Thank you.
You got a fucking ballet on?
Nice, you got neck warmer for enough. It is cold.
Gemini, I changed my number a couple times
cause man kept calling me for things
and man are hating about the waiting
when they saw me on a strip.
I know, I know they see me on the camera
might as links a man for a mix
of gentle men with gangster.
quickly stop off at the off-license bus man let me get a 2-2 drink
fuck off fucking my barber fuck off is my barber look like give man high five by
the way why are we believing people in chat I'm gonna tell you no one's gonna
to be here you fucking idiots or they are there I think Josh you gotta go and
fucking taxies now you've got a gun taxing oh you talking are you
what do I take off them I'm having a canal there's only one of them there
There's only one of them.
No, there's two of them, that's what I mean.
One of them is missing there, man.
Recording, FIFA, things, and man.
Let me turn it up so you can get that.
Let me turn it up so you can get that.
Now, I'm Joel. Can I be in respect for you?
Yes, boys, are you okay?
The fucking seatbelt's stuck!
You what?
Cameron, man, he's my barber!
Where the fuck are you? Fuck off! He's my fucking barber!
He's my barber!
He's my barber!
He's in my chair, he's my fucking barber!
Fucking nuns!
My barber!
Barber, who fucking popping cans of Stella there and he's 15?
I don't drink.
I don't drink.
What?
I don't drink.
I didn't ask if you drank.
I don't drink Barber.
Yeah, you go to Barber because you fucking, I go Barber.
He's my barber.
My Barber.
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Mine!
Don't live.
Barber!
He's not, yeah, he might be your barber, but you go to my Barbers.
You go to mine! You go to my barbers! You go to my barbers! Fuck off! Fuck you now!
He's gone far with his food, he's robbed any fucking left of all that!
So where's the food, lads?
What's that?
Is that it?
And Jude's got it!
Jude?
No, not Jude.
Well, you're just toxic, mate.
You too, mate.
Yes, Jude.
That's Zack.
That's Zack.
Oh, Zack.
So he's Jude?
So he's Jude.
He's Jude.
You're Jude.
Jude was the one we were with before.
So who's that?
Because what are you calling a Zach?
That's why I'm going to say a Zach.
Zach, you.
That's like.
So just like you, I say, what were you doing here?
He was actually watching a movie with his dad.
You were watching a movie?
Fuck off!
You know what movie did you watch?
Project Hail Mary.
Project Hail Mary.
You go steal your food from here to London.
And how did you know how many food was ready to collect?
Louis Paul Whitaker
Who's it? Louis Whitaker?
No
So Louis Whitaker's watching the stream
and he's passed a message on to Jude
who's then gone to Nick Minandos
Is that correct?
It's in a code there though
Yeah
But my point is
why are we leaving that on the floor?
Yeah Jude
Ryan
Zach
Ryan and Zach
I don't know who the fuck you it is
but there's a fucking bin there
let's put it in a bit
Jude?
I'll do it, then.
Discipline.
Free food, the leech of the deer is putting the fucking gun.
I'm going to put it in his bin, I didn't eat it.
Didn't eat it, my ass. Fucking, I pulled that.
Fucking disappeared quicker than that, didn't it?
You can have a tour of the bobbins.
You can have a tour of my fucking left middle finger, mate.
That's what you want for a hail. Hail.
Posh, cunt. Hail. Very posh.
I'm going to leave him now.
You want some?
Do you have some?
I think I have some.
Do you have some?
I have a posh as well.
You want some right?
I recognise you.
Do you go down to the gym?
What can I say?
Well, I just thought I'd remind you
to call the police for the way.
Drink in, I'll tell you.
Have a good night boys.
Have a good night boys.
You're getting no fucking off sale.
Have a good one mate, yeah?
Have a good one.
I knew it, but yeah, of course you're getting fucking easy at me.
Yeah, for sure.
No worries.
Oh, he's got a pretty big mouth.
He's got a fucking mouth there.
Don't say that.
Oh, can't we get a full stop?
They just robbed me Nando's and now they want a full stop.
Take that.
Take that.
Take that.
Can I get in the bar?
Cheers.
Have a good one, yeah?
Yeah, cheers.
We won.
How do you want the film?
I can ease that too much fucking wire.
You don't need too much wire.
He's taking it.
He's full.
I'll take it.
Are you sure on a matter?
No, no, no.
Tenner?
Tenner.
Yeah, shock.
Right, is that everything?
Yeah.
Well, you fucking get home safe lads.
Fucking hell.
Well, let me tell you something.
If that is the fucking Altima deads,
get me back in fucking Salford.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I
Fucking bobbos!
This offer's crazy, I'm here right now, I know mate.
Con Starving. Hey! Fucking all that selfs done, that's the main thing.
Can I have a tour of the fucking bobbos?
I actually can't believe what just happened here.
To be honest. I'm still in shock.
I'm still in absolute sheer shock, to be honest.
To what I see is really bad though.
The fact they tried to leave it on the floor
when they was up in there.
I'm fucking gonna put them up on that.
That's very poor for them.
And I think they need to, if you're watching,
so you want to have a fucking hard look at yourselves
for that and show a bit of respect.
That's bad, though.
Put me as it's on, pull it over.
That's a tough one, that's it.
Flat to you, I need a flat bit, wait why am I putting pole, what's the pole, what's
the pole chat?
Can't see it.
Can't see it.
I
Called 20 minutes ago, what it fuck?
Fucking what the DJ I feel we got her coming next I got something to keep us cruising Dave up first
In and out job I'm fucking it's fine. It's like a good brunt give it a gifted mate
I don't get anything I need. You're not pickpocketing me, man.
Okay, I don't fucking pickpockets.
Well, just another day, just another good deed.
Postman, delivery driver, Uber driver.
And now fucking, I'm just pulling out like a fucking knob.
No way, man.
I'm passing the check. I'll be home in two minutes, Jack.
I need your love.
Fucking who the fuck on his chicken livers?
Fifteen minutes to cook them as well.
Couldn't have I took him to the park, he's conned. They won't let me live up. No chance.
Right, 30 seconds to have a go.
Tell me where you're going, I'm ready
We can get into it, we can get into it
The shower when you sing it, never to pay the bill
I like the sound of the fiance, you don't talk to me
That fucking outside my house is that Tony Grims' barb, I'm in a fucking music
Alright, okay, we're good
Honestly, I wouldn't have fucking surprised me
You're a child, you're a child, I can't help
Looking like you can't run at nights by yourself for months
I wonder if they rely on the fellow suns
Sometimes he was with the other girls
I wonder if they were meant to go down back to me
Just a little, mate. Cheers.
Do you deliver, no any lamb chicken and beef bang, phone down, get it.
I'm just going to lock it.
Remember?
Yeah, that's got to fog it.
The door is open.
The door is open, thank you Shamsa.
I'll take that for a hold.
No, it's not.
When you want to take it, you can be or get it back.
And I'm not a chap.
Delivery!
All that stuff is on the wrong one.
Check this out, the car's still on.
Yeah, I can do the like here.
Thanks for the double check in old chap.
I appreciate you.
Fuck, you're not a rider.
Fucking hell!
You see that, chivalrous shit, cunt?
I saw it start.
You saw it start?
I saw it start. Did you talk to the chicken that was on the floor?
Yes, I collected them.
The Tent-O-P on them?
I'll let them get them back straight back to the class.
Someone?
Can you tell?
I don't know.
They collected them all.
What?
He said it like they're doing bond again.
No.
They all started from the WM when you were the exact same time.
Ah, bastards.
Anyway, someone had gone and collected the article.
You know what I mean?
You let them have it.
Oh, my God.
Hey!
Look at this.
Hello, hello!
I present you, with yourself.
That is fucking unreal.
WCon, WCon.
That is unbelievable.
Wow.
Pretty much there.
That is pretty much there, hasn't he done it?
Oh, you actually can keep the white things.
Yeah, because it shows off your beautiful PC then.
Yeah, I like that. Maybe giving it that one though.
I don't think I need to.
Yeah, that one looks a bit...
It's a bit shit there, doesn't it?
Someone installed it outside it, huh?
Nice one, Mum!
Fucking can't do anything!
Because this is clear on the other one. That's where all the bits...
Oh, well done, Michelle!
I think that's meant to be on the top.
Oh, what's that thing on the floor?
Oh, that's just...
Was that part of this?
No, that's part of these things out there.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
But yeah, it looks nicer with it.
Yeah, he does have a lot of storage there as well.
So I put your Johnny's in.
Follow these other ones with me, Johnny's.
What the fuck about we come?
Ooh!
Hey!
The change is diary!
There we swift ideas, there we swifty ideas!
You diary!
Oh, live ideas!
Gaming ideas.
Don't read them out loud.
Well, there's nothing fucking on here.
to your knowledge of walking. Like literally he started off at page one.
Let's see page two.
No, nothing. There's something at the very back though.
You can't say these things.
You can speak them. That's why I write them down, stops me saying them.
I'm a bit scarred, like I'm saying that.
see you guys will think completely different of him if you saw what was
written there anyway
right where are your these new lights this one this one's not yours I heard
that's nice Chaz if you still use it yeah but you've got brand new ones I saw
them somewhere. Oh, they'll still be in your bedroom. No, they're not there. What do you mean they're not there?
So, I was on FaceTime with Darcy. Yeah? She, FaceTime, is showing me where they are, but I didn't
I reckon there's four pots out there in there.
Hmm.
What do you know?
They're easier, unless they're downstairs.
No, they're definitely not in there, mate.
Something else in there.
Yeah.
What's going in there?
Any big guys?
No, I don't like this.
No, I don't think so.
He definitely saw it!
Yes, sure he did.
Find a separate place to wear an outfit on.
Woo!
Please wait.
Well, they can only be in here, really.
They're not going to be in here, because why would they be?
Hmm.
And they've definitely been seen.
Let's see if that fucking trap's on the door.
Ah, that's pretty fair. I like how it looks after.
Interesting. Let me get a look at me.
This is...
I've got this kind of thing in there.
Definitely not in there.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Is that really dirty?
I'll take this again.
Hmm.
I'll message you.
I'll see you.
No.
No, no.
No, no.
It's really wet.
My chance thing.
My church thing.
See what van keys.
What happened at Nando's? Shit went down mate.
Yes, how did Sarah take it?
There's no name what I just know. She was very confused at first.
What a liar? She's a liar.
She was very confused at first. She asked how did they know and I said well because I was live streaming.
I say it's a very odd thing to happen so I can't exactly fault you for it.
Check out me. They hate me now, right?
So then, obviously, I went to Med, and I said,
I want it easy, their mate was watching the stream, messies them to go and lick me Nando's.
And then I parted my Nando's, and then, couldn't my nice guy gave him the Nando's.
But then, what Pitt's mouth was in fact, they left rubbish on the floor outside the cinema,
so he said, you scruffy bastard, pick up and put it in the bin.
And you got my Littice back as well.
And I got your Littice.
Nice. What?
What?
Superhero.
You're a superhero.
Thank you.
You should be going round town dressed in a cape.
Well...
I'd pay money to see that.
A lot of people would mate, what can I tell you?
I can pull a cape off.
Why are we in a mo-home?
It'll be rude.
Let me just see if I can find out where the lights are.
I'm trying to find my van keys so I can get you that switch off.
Do you know...
All Askr, where the second parcel area is?
Because there was stuff in your room and there was a second part.
She took you there?
No, she showed me on camera but obviously can't tell where that is in the house.
She got up and moved to some fit? Or did she just flip the camera around?
the camera and she went to a different place but I walked around the house I didn't see anything
there's not really anywhere else you can fucking go to go to
that's one way
like each other's talking or something
they wouldn't take lights off no I'd be fucking easily cut off
check back check check check check check
yeah it's on 50
What's the matter with you?
It's a bit tough.
Oh, she's dead.
I thought she was out, Wes.
Nah, I don't know man.
I miss you, don't I?
35%
What's this one?
Fuck off, I don't know either.
Very weird.
I've messaged them.
I can imagine happening if someone sees them and thinks, oh, fuck it, I've been on one
half, but he already had two last few minutes, I'm pretty sure.
Chad, you've been on that for a long time, hasn't it?
I don't think I can guarantee.
What's that fucking story?
He'll be coming back from fucking Berlin, that's for sure.
So that might have?
Yeah, that seems to be PlayStation.
But from that room, because one of them works and one of them works, I've had to have all that.
That's the fucking save of the day mate.
Yeah.
Thank you.
So we plug the main one in here, and then this gives you eight.
Did you slow it down a little bit, or not?
No, should have been.
We went for your PlayStation and stuff.
You've got to show me which one works.
The one that comes into your mouth.
I swore it last.
Yeah, it's still on the left.
That's still a little worse.
Cool.
Right.
There you go.
You have your handle, that was nice of you.
I don't mind doing you a five minute break if you want.
I'm actually not that hungry to be honest, mate.
I had my disappointment by going at this line.
I should have probably just told you not to bother going.
to recover the numbers.
But it's alright cos you need to eat.
Chaz is allowed to eat I think?
Er, no.
No?
He isn't.
And I'll make that car, not you.
Okay.
I tried.
I tried.
You shouldn't have been a fucking big earlier shouldn't you?
Oh.
And pointed at me.
Oh, they could put that thing with all the boxes in,
as in the camera equipment room,
or the pile of boxes in your room.
The pile of boxes in my room, but you said they're not there.
What the fuck is this?
A Bremen dude. What the fuck?
Fucking brush!
Definitely not that, very weird.
Why is it kind of fucking disappear?
I was just going to say all the rooms downstairs are on the wall, come here, come here.
Is he blind? Ok.
Ask Chaz.
No, they were just running around.
At least I've caught dust in your bed.
Sorry mate.
That's me storage.
I don't think it will be.
No.
There are lights up. What are we going to do?
The box lights.
Ooh!
No.
Ooh!
Okay.
I'm all done.
What the fuck?
Let me mess it up.
Hang on a minute.
Hang on.
Very, very interesting how I like to just fucking disappear.
Let me try to hide for a while.
I also know the situation.
Do you want to hang it on this chair?
I'm going to have to do everything you say in your life, if it's what you talk about.
You've got to take life to artists.
Fucking cat food.
What a nice guy.
Yo, have you...
Come in boys, come in.
Come in.
You enjoying your meeting me, Jack?
Yeah, Jack. Welcome to Waterdoor Shrimp.
Oh my God, you fucking sackfucker.
I've got the Indian and watching the sports cards.
I'm having a fucking great night. What can I do for you tonight?
So basically, I've had two lights ordered.
Like, I'll gas her like, I know all of a sudden they're not here, and I'm wondering, do you know anything about any seen them at all?
No.
Matt, I'm gone.
You know what?
I've got a present for you.
It's alright, I've got my Nando's.
Hey! I'm all of Nando's!
They said the wrong thing, I've had your up to complain, gone to collect it.
I'm alright, honestly, I've got my Nando's there.
Alright, yeah, cameras.
Chairs come on. No. More for me then. Rob. As I've got there, three lads having a fucking
good Sunday. I've got them collected it and as I walked in, they walked out. Shit the
bed and got, oh this is your food by the way. I've got to listen, you fucking went out
here in a minute. I've gone back in with the receipt and gone, is it my food? They've
gone, just give it away. To three lads. Can't believe it. You're joking. So what have you
the streets not food exactly that's because I'm a nice guy I've said like
you have that food I'll get some more you're like you're better than me I
would have fucked with the Zerk I know you were I would have hit him you probably
all of you I would have gone mad me I can't lose what you're doing you fucking
sad fucking cunt so I love this cut this channel so they call sports cards a cue
and they're doing a box battle. 1,000, they're opening Pixar Chats. You like Pixar, don't you?
Expecting perhaps some bigger names.
This is what I do. This is what everyone acts like. I wonder what we can get up to up through.
Chad, it's something that I'm telling you.
You see, we are the both boys, you know?
Anyway, I'm going to whack on the new Harry Potter trailer in a minute because I've heard
it's really good. New Harry Potter?
Yeah, there's a new Harry Potter bay in Peterham Park by HBO. No, it's a series. Is it a series?
You've got to do the right thing, I'm not...
No.
Well, to be honest, mate, I don't think you're ever faulty, you're old Harry Potter.
Do you know what I mean? You're not going to go back to Hogwarts unless he was like Taze
and got severely kept behind.
Tracy Beatty went back to the jumping round.
Did she?
Yeah.
Did you know? This is a fun fact. I never watch Friends of Beaker.
Enjoy the car.
Have a good night guys. Take care. Turn the lights off please.
You know what they tell me mate? I've got respect.
I'll catch you in a bit guys. Go on. Take care.
See you later mate. Enjoy.
You guys to catch me right then.
I actually cannot believe that you got into this.
I'm absolutely in shock.
I feel as though that's like, that there isn't effective with his version of the J.K.R. in
6 out of the belly.
And he's still got the belly on.
Thank fuck for that, but how fucking sad.
How fucking sad he's got the pillow and the fucking thingy.
Oh, what kind of moans brought him?
Honestly, his moans is actually so fucking nice.
Got some mini-eggs, an Easter egg, a can of the lando, drink, I wouldn't drink that, though.
Lensip and some electrolytes.
Unfortunately, Kirsty, your son doesn't drink water, so he probably won't be having it.
Actually, I can't say that because he does actually more. He eats a lot.
That's an opening situation, is it, Kirsty?
Mini-eggs in an Easter egg?
Well, I think we fucking spotted the problem, aren't we?
Think we've spotted the problem?
Honest that. Curse you the feeder.
Honest that, we got a chest normally.
No, that's W, no, I'm not on the taxi, because that's really nice.
I don't want to, it's quite wholesome.
Do you like it on me?
I've got a short one, I think it's okay.
You've got a short one?
Yeah, have you got a short one?
No.
At all. There's no spare little ones.
There could be potential.
I don't want to put this.
To make your PlayStation work. I just need a short cable. I don't want to like use all that. I could squeeze any cable ties
Yeah, I could like that can shorten it. No can just do that. It'll just be ugly till we get a new one
Right, well, let me
Thank you in the shot one for this one as well
No, because I brought two of my home, but I've never used that now.
I'm with you.
Right.
Let's see.
Oh, what's this?
USB, I don't know anything about.
Oh, what's this?
Hmm.
Nothing to do with it.
No!
I'll use this one now.
Can you buy the stuff that I sent you on WhatsApp please?
Yep, I will buy it right now.
Well you rang me, I missed it, you alright?
Yeah I was just asking about the chicken livers
Yeah I got you then, don't worry
So I need that 5 minute, is that the only one?
Yes please
Add to basket
And then after, just search for cat 6k, after you've done all those links
Oh, that's a price, you can get Ā£2 off it
Add to basket
Nice, and then you want to search what?
Cat 6 cable, and just put like 1 meter.
E-connect cable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 1 meter.
I've got a 4.5 meter.
No, too much.
I've got a 1 meter there.
Order all of these now, proceed to checkout.
I've got a 4.5 meter.
No, too much.
I've got a 1 meter here.
Order all of these now.
Let's see if you can check out.
If you log in on the computer as well after,
let's check your internet works.
Perfect, thank you.
Just authorizing the payment, hang on.
Is the order a lot, chap?
Are you tired, Chas? You are.
Yeah, I'm working too much, mate.
Easy folk.
But working is enough. Someone say.
He keeps doing this with his mouth to me.
You all right, Chas? I don't think he's safe.
I think he was just yawning. I don't think he was trying to say anything.
Good, but he shouldn't be looking like this.
I think he's just being friendly after the year.
I know, shouldn't he need it now? I'm being worried about us.
I finished the hell in me off he started.
It's a chance on me, because he's the one who started it.
Yeah, I was just making sure.
Don't know where the lights are about to come.
Well, you set that camera down and you have your fucking Nando's chas, because you've earned it today.
In your fucking dreams.
He's silly bastard.
The hope in that man's eyes.
What an idiot.
Another senior man's soul gets crunched up quicker.
What's this?
That's your liver?
That's me halloumi
You got very chips in you
No, that's not to you cause it's not a con show. We get it you got a cool last name
Yeah, I need to say I'm not a puppet
Is that fucking mash there looks like it's coming fucking what the fuck
Look at that, it's a bit dry.
Chips there mate.
Thank you.
Can I sit on this?
Oh yeah, you take it on.
Garlic bread.
You've got garlic bread.
Have you got your order on again?
Fucking hell, here we fucking go.
Get the fucking popcorn out.
There's your mac and cheese mate.
Oh.
Well, I'm going over here.
It's a pleasure to have fun with you there.
Put these on that shelf.
that shelf. Did you write? Perfect. Thank you. So his arms do work, so I'm wondering why
he stops. Are you putting that fucking camera up on there? Do you have to take your backpack
off and you fucking enjoy your dinner? And I mean that. There's your chips. Two fellow.
Broccoli, you got broccoli? Oh, you got your drinks as well. Yeah, I'm not fucking about.
What were you saying? Good morning?
You're the same thing. You can have it.
Nah, so I don't drink that.
Say that again?
That again?
I don't drink it, so I got it.
Mate, mate, you fucking...
Oh, thank you.
You help yourself mate.
How do you do?
I mean, I'm fucking, I'm nice like that.
Where's my plate?
Fucking all the way over there.
Honestly.
It's not a plate, come.
It is, please.
Thank you.
No worries, mate.
It's the way you had your burger on before.
Picnic.
Just put the camera down and eat your food.
Come on.
You're working so hard, that's your problem.
When he laughs, even he knows his problems.
No key, this looks like dog food.
He does, doesn't it?
There's your Sunset Burger.
go on go ham or chicken get it there's your thighs that is fucking revolting me
I'm not gonna be deficient in iron any time soon no absolutely not
How fucking angry is that mental innit?
How long did this process take you?
When did you first place your order?
Ha! Fucking hell, is there another four up there?
I give that a pie faces.
I'm going to see my dog, will you?
Let's have a look shall we, when did we place the order?
Ha! Two hours ago! Over two hours ago!
That is, that's rough, that.
Rough?
I get it.
Right.
Ooh, what flavor is that?
Peritama, it's like a barbecue.
I love peritama.
Deal? You should have got it though.
I don't know, they still do.
Yep, they do mate, and it's fucking gorgeous.
It's even better when your food don't get nicked.
Eat it like you're the CEO of Nando's.
Eat it like you're the CEO of Nando's.
How would one of them eat that?
Very, very, very posh.
Have you seen that McDonald's CEO eat the burger?
No.
Okay. So he was advertising the new Big Arch burger.
Yep.
He called it a product. He's like,
Our product is amazing.
And then he nibbles on it and goes,
Mmm.
So you really didn't want to eat it?
No.
That's mental. I love McDonald's.
Try the liver.
I'm alright, thanks. With a great respect.
I'm alright.
Like I've not had to make that before. See I'm here.
You've got to try the liver.
I've got a choice here. I'm alright, I've got a choice here.
I think we're the best person to describe the flavour of it.
I'll tell you how it tastes like shit.
It doesn't.
No, it'll be nice. I'll try it if you're on the road.
It's nice.
I like it.
Do you like black pudding?
I don't like that at all actually.
It's nothing like black pudding.
I actually don't like that at all, that's revolting.
It's not the worst thing I've ever heard, but it's bad.
It's good, it's good for you.
Why is it good for you?
I've just got loads of...
Minerals in there, or some shit like that.
Hold!
I heard movement, that's all.
There's some garlic bread.
There's some garlic bread.
I still don't like it.
Have a fork, you'll eat it, eh, Chess?
We rock with it, there we go, isn't this nice aye?
This is awesome.
This is just nice, all sitting here having a nice chat, streaming, eating on a Sunday,
Sunday fun day.
Look you know another one, do you have another one, have you?
I was going to say it's been a really good host.
Thank you.
Listen mate, what I also love is that I fucking do shit.
You went through fucking Finn.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You went on Liam Neeson on it.
Neeson or something?
Exactly.
Neeson.
Neeson.
You tried.
No.
You picked up that phone and you said, I'm a man who knows how to get things.
You went all Shawshank redemption on them.
Shawshank redemption, great film.
I watched it.
I'm gonna carry Manchester on camera.
I'm done.
Cos then he'll start and give me what James does,
and then it's just a fucking down-wuddle there.
We've gotta stop that.
We've got to nip it in the bud before it starts.
Do you know what I mean, Con?
I don't know what you mean.
Con, can we have a little Q&A with Con?
Yeah, I'll do that.
Shall I get some questions in for Con?
Who's the biggest knob you've ever worked with oh?
Hmm you've got a couple by the sound of things
No, everyone's pretty nice. Mmm. I was just pretty nice aren't they?
So no one really stands out. No, let's try not to work with those kind of people
Yeah, I'll go here
What's the best PC monitor for gaming?
That one. There you go, that one.
Checking my name. I can give them a name later when we pan to them.
Yeah. Basically. Actually, no, they can watch your video.
They can watch your video and find out.
You just have to look for ones with a good screen panel, so OLEDs are pretty good.
And then the next step is the refresh rate.
And then that's it. And then you just see what's in your budget.
When did you start doing content?
What, like legit start doing content? Yeah.
When I was in school, I used to have a PSP, and then I learned how to mod them up, so that I open them up, put lights in them.
So in school, I became the guy who knew how to repair them. So if you smash a screen...
Do you like attack verges? Yeah, yeah.
So if you smash a screen, I'll be like a tiny quid mate and I'll like get the screen replace it for him
Yeah, and give him a new console and good money off it
Yeah, it was all right. I used to be like a paper around as well. Nice 30 could a week for that
No, I thought that's a good week for you run. Oh, I'll I'll I'll days how many days you've been around?
three four
So it's not bad every morning
But to answer your question, I started doing YouTube 14 years ago, so my first video was
like a mod on how to jailbreak the PSP console and how to modify it.
You can go on YouTube and type in, all one word, the green duck 3000 and that will bring
up my old account.
Do you want a free promo?
I don't know, probably it's an old account.
There are some.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
You can't even drop in free probe, I'll come.
The Green Duck 3000.
Don't know why I came up with that name.
Yeah, that's got some old videos on there.
Well, I hope none of them are going to get canceled because I'm going to search that now.
No, no, they're all good videos.
And then I started learning, like, video editing.
So you'll see videos there of me trying to teleport myself.
You know that phone jump up?
Yeah, I tried to do those effects.
Okay, bro.
Oh my god!
You know what that is?
The buzzer?
Yeah, it's the buzzer now.
But that is me testing out my new tripod that I bought from my about that same, like, hour
ago.
It was a 30 quid tripod, a plastic one.
I still have it somewhere in my loft.
And yeah, cool, I could put this on a tripod.
Like, Rome wasn't built in a day, no, was it?
No.
I mean, it takes time.
And I was using, I'm not just using that on my camera phone.
On my Nokia phone.
Oh, really?
We know about Nokia's.
Yeah, Nokia's a call, certainly.
What would you say has been the hardest thing you've thought
was hard doing what you do?
I never thought about it that way,
because I've just been doing this as a hobby
I used to have like a proper job
I thought that proper job, I was in a phone shop
I did sales in a phone shop
every weekend
3rd, no waking
but it was cool because they gave you commission
so at that point I was at uni
and if I was doing 2 days a week
I made enough sales
it kind of made it up as if I've been working
4 days a week
so that helped me through uni
helped me buy my first laptop
What was your first laptop?
Hmm?
What was your first laptop?
Actually, I know you've been taking the piss all straight, but it was a Samsung
Taking the piss? I love Samsung.
Oh, I love Samsung as well.
That was my first camera, like a little handy cam, and my first ever laptop
But that job bought me a MacBook Pro actually
Really? Why?
Why don't I go for MacBook Pro? Yeah, because they were just like more powerful and better for my video editing at the time
They had Final Cut Pro on there
And that's like what all the people in the industry were using at the time
And then I worked at that job for about
two three years
Part-time got through uni. I managed to secure a sick music video. We've skipped her and Kano
It's called laid her down. So I directed that one not to flex. Yeah, but I absolutely fucking tamed
Skechers on FIFA about eight no, no
Just saying I'm sure he carries that memory really fondly
And then I was at the bunch up. Yeah, and the video goes live
And then I'm like showing everyone how proud I am like this. It was like on the iPads
Yeah, I'm a shop floor and then all of my colleagues just like looking me and go
And then a customer comes in yelling at me for a broken phone or something and I'm just
like, I've just had, nah it wasn't, it's just the way they treat their phone.
I've just had this super big highlight in my career and I'm still stuck in the phone
shot.
Bringing it back down to reality.
Yeah, it really did.
Well yeah, stuck around that place for a couple more months and then went full-on freelance
with videography.
Kind of took the gamble.
How did you get into Moise's first big issue?
Hmm.
Was it uni?
Come on, Zo!
What the fuck?
Zo, 25 distance!
Come on, Zo!
What the fuck?
I haven't heard you say that all day to people that have been getting stuff.
You've got a slack!
I thought they'd like to hear that from you.
What can I say?
me what the fuck he's been saying it to everyone I wouldn't say anything that
disgusting yeah you've been going to go on your top oh what the fuck I would not
say that don't ignore in your silly hole I've never fucking say that thank you
very much I appreciate that thank you to go on the road your first big camera
job. All right so I went you need a Ravensborn which is the O2 arena like opposite O2 arena.
Yeah there's a lot of music festivals there so Grime was big then was accessible. Shout out JME.
JME yeah I probably that's where I got to know JME through going to those Grime raves. Yeah I was
offering my camera services free to do behind the scenes and yeah that's just kind of how I got
of it. Oh my god. Luke! 5 out of 5 gifted Luke! Go on the fucking boy! We love that!
5 out of 5 Luke! Thank you, thank you, thank you mate! What's your old YouTube card again?
The Green Duck 3000. The Green Duck 3000. Thank you very much Luke! I appreciate the 5 bro.
Alex Setby and a whore from Ginza. Thank you very much though, I appreciate that. That's
discrimination though. Exactly, you shouldn't corner that's disgusting. I'm sorry though.
Which Sidemen listen to you the most on set?
I can tell you which one listens to me the least.
Oh, I guess.
And that's not because nothing personal.
It's probably because they're distracted doing being in their own world.
I'm going to go, Josh should listen, Vic should listen, Sid listen, Bez would listen,
But, Bez would also get distracted. I could see that from Bez.
Toby would listen. I think it's between JJ and Harry.
JJ, Harry or Bez?
I'm going to go with JJ. No, I'm going to go with Bez.
It's Bez.
It's Bez?
Near it. Near it.
But, to be honest, he does listen. I mean, he just zones out
and doesn't want to listen at some point.
Yeah.
Now, I can see Bez, he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but then it'll get a message or something and then just get easily distracted. Yeah. Yeah, 100% from that. Yeah, everyone's pretty chill
Three feet constant now if you want it
What is nothing that way
And I'm a six months on a breeze yet that that's webcam. I probably go get a guy one. I've got it's quite good
Which if you try like a I wouldn't say the cheap
Well, they're 60 or more
120 I think
What's your favourite Saiglan video you've done?
Christmas Drillings.
Oh wow.
One of the music videos.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What I love is, like, I didn't know the song that they were going to make, because that
gets made on the day, and I have to prepare a music video without knowing the song.
You prepared it all without knowing the song?
Yeah, so how I'd done it was, I thought, alright, Christmas, whatever it is, we'll make it
Christmas theme.
do like a little Wonderland Narnia theme and then the second set up was like that
Bentley with a cool line yeah white Bentley I fought for the costumes if I
give them them white puffer jackets that was it boyzoned is yeah I think it was
I was like if I take homage pay homage from that put them in that situation it's
gonna be a banger in it yeah you were right get a sleigh get like a little
Grotto, get Greg.
East 17.
East 17, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stay, stay another day.
Yeah, a lot of you.
That one, that one.
So the costumes were inspired from there,
and then the set was just inspired by Christmas theme stuff.
So I was like, if I put people in different sets,
like if I have a sleigh there, that's a Christmas theme.
If I have a throne, that would be good.
And then I brought back cameos and guests
from previous videos that I knew the fans would know.
appreciate so Santa was Evan he played yeah who do you play oh yeah he was in
the video where he had to lay down to eat sushi off him then I had Greg the
little fella yeah you said Greg yeah um who else did we have I think that was
about it oh and I was like let's get choreographed dancers and the
choreographer for that dance group he was an ex-member of s club juniors oh wow
you know it's called juniors yeah I've heard of him I applied to be MS Club
juniors when I was little didn't get in there didn't get in there but look at me
working with I know yeah working with him it's like getting class yeah it's a
crazy world isn't it yeah there's a few circles you go around me worse out but
kinds of a job
all right
is the ones are doing twenty four hours
to be noted for a free uh... stop is shit
it's just a little bit before he's top three
work jay jay's is in now
is your mind mind that he did your own
and it's not and so i'm and so i'm and so i'm and so i'm and so i'm and so i'm
it's not going from three to one though which what what you know it
or
What other ones have I done?
I don't even remember
All of them are just like I put loads of effort in there. Yeah
Now there's no shit shit ones
I just wouldn't be proud of it. I just I just feel like what's the point of me doing this?
Yeah, but like here there's still stuff I'm gonna come back for and do yeah
Like you know when I first did yourselves, yeah, lift your cables and mess. Yeah, that's just cuz I ran out of time
It was like two o'clock in the morning. I was like, no, I'm gonna come back
You're a perfectionist. Yeah
Miss Chingie for having a five miss Chingie quite your mad cow. Thank you very much, man. I appreciate that
Oh, thank you, Miss Chingie. Do you think you're better at these? Oh, no, we're not we're not doing competitions
He did sit. I did you do a syndicate carburet from the old spot as well
He didn't I was gonna. Yeah, and then my wedding came up and Tom needed it done
Your wedding came up. Well, I had a wedding. You prioritized a brother as my wedding. Yeah over Tom's setup. Yeah
What that me
He did it done the same week cod was coming out or something like that and then that just happens to be the day I was flying to Vegas
What a selfish prick Elvis Presley married us
Look alike. We didn't go around in like so hang on it. You actually almost really look like to me
Do you want to see some pictures?
There's no fucking way.
Yeah, in front of a pink Cadillac.
What if you fold it over a bit?
There's no fucking way.
What's the hardest?
What's the hardest self that you've done?
I think yours is up there, there's a lot of, like, there was a lot of tech
There's a lot of logistics to that, right?
Yeah
Um
I can't see his message, can you please don't drive tired, get yourself, yeah look, you
just call through these and have a look
Mental
Wait, where are all the Elvis ones?
That's out there, I see sick photos, I can't lie
Yeah cool, we're not
Unreal
look to see if there's any Elvis ones yeah I see an Elvis one yeah oh there you go that
was a so we went and little watch Apple yeah look at that
unreal that's actually classy you got Elvis to do it that's it was just me I
was blurry but it was Elvis me her my mum her mum is that other people that yeah
Oh, wow nice. I agree with you on a small one.
Did you go on a honeymoon or did you take that? How did you honeymoon?
We went on a honeymoon after anyway, yeah.
Okay, nice.
But it was cool because I got to get us all nice lights and then an Airbnb for the whole week as well.
Oh yeah, okay.
So we just, instead of like one day, it was like a whole week out for us.
Yeah.
And our mum's never been to Vegas.
So it was like just sick to take her around like all the casinos and the spots.
Did she become a gambling addict or was she alright?
No, she was fine. My mum won like $30 in a pulling machine and she was gassed, but she lost it like five seconds later.
Bookies always win.
Zayn, two of them lifted. Thank you, mate.
Go on, Zayn.
Emma, five out of five as well, you scat.
Thank you very much, Emma. I appreciate all honesty. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Chase, you scat.
Why can't I not say it?
That's all this.
Sorry chat. Sorry about that. Go on Kaya. Thank you for having a five as well you dirty bitch. Go on Kaya. Thank you
That's actually unreal
That's actually quite he sang to us as well mental. I'll be a bit blurry check you can make it out
He sang a couple of Elvis songs
Yeah, that's class right Chas
Yeah, yeah, standing up going toilet without asking leaving going on the phone without asking
I'll take it all down come and take it all down
I'm going to implement a fine system
Have you got a HR department?
Yeah, you're lucky right?
What was it?
Okay
And so what's this thing you're on if you can just talk to me?
Can't easy, I'm out
You're about to, you can talk to me
Might not go the way you want but you can talk
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Everyone can talk, do you know what I mean?
Do you have like nice Christmas work parties?
Do we fuck where you treat your...
Do we fuck?
Do you think Santa treats your elves?
No.
They go back to work the next day?
Yeah.
So I mean, do we have a little fuck about me?
Thank you for this, I'm going to save it for later.
No problem, you give me your empty ones, I'll make.
Cheers.
Hope you recycle. Well, that's a beauty about it, innit?
You'll never fucking know.
So, unlucky, Greta.
Greta is in the...
Greta Thumbler.
Greta Thumbler.
Is she a viewer, or is she?
She might be.
She might be.
W Abbey, why abbey?
I'm gonna have the photo gifted, I'll be puking, said.
Slay Slay.
He will catch on one day, one day.
No, it's just very, very, it's disgusting, to be honest.
All right, give me, how can I have a hug?
So, thank you.
Just thank you.
Yeah, just say thank you.
Why don't you get all the phone numbers?
Because, it's the way you say it,
like you've just said, thank you.
All right, give me a tutorial.
You've said, oh, who do you call Slug the first time?
So, who do you call Slug the first time?
Kelly, thank you very much for the free, I appreciate that mate, thank you Kelly.
I think it's a tenacity, and the tone you say it in, is that what you're trying to say?
Yeah, it's a... you just call Joey a slag.
What do you mean?
No, you're just calling it a slag.
Okay, it's a...
I'm supposed to say it aggressive.
And I'm supposed to say it like?
You're supposed to go,
Yeah, Joey, get in there, you dirty slag.
You're long with the word after this.
Can I try again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I'll go.
So imagine...
Well, here we go, it's Alan!
Alan!
Let's go, you dirty slag.
Again, Coddies.
And I'm so sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm practicing.
It's my English is at my first language.
I'm pissed.
Stop using that card.
I'm just trying to get it.
How long have you been here?
Over 20 years.
I don't know, do you?
Over 20.
How old are you?
Over 20.
Are you over 30?
No, I'm 26.
You're 26.
So you've been here.
Sorry, I got over there.
See, you've been a majority of your life, so cut that bullshit out now.
You can't use that fucking card anymore, it's not fucking year five.
Listen, I'm just...
You got your extra literature set and it helped, so you can fuck it off.
You can speak fluent English, therefore...
You can't...
Right, I guess tutorial lessons...
You probably argue it's your first language now, because you've been here that long.
I still don't know any better.
Any better than what?
You didn't even teach me the time, you just took the piss out of me.
Because I can't teach the time, I'm not a fucking teacher.
Got shit to do, things to play.
Oh my god, you might be up again.
Harrison!
Harrison! You batting bitch!
What are you doing?
Harrison...
Do you only call the females?
What the fuck? No!
You should have called Harrison a dickhead.
A bat, obviously.
Harrison, famous!
Stupid dickhead!
Why stupid? That's just really aggressive, rude.
I've just got to read now down the first word.
Yeah.
It's a lost cause, this.
I'd like to apologise to anyone. Harry's in sorry.
Jess, play with a five, Jess!
Yeah, you've got to say it!
A little bit better, a little bit better.
A little bit better. Go on, Jess, thank you very much.
Go on!
I appreciate that, thank you.
He's 33.
Who said that?
Give me the actual fucking name of the person, that's it, now.
Harry 303 837 go fuck yourself Harry 303 7 you dirty slag don't do that for
the people that don't gift no yeah yeah actually yeah
Sophie family gifted love go on Sophie Brian you've got a stupid cunt too
There's too much.
Wait, Brian's going to have his way to give five subs to the channel, you're kind of a stupid cunt.
If you're going to go for an aggressive swear word, it's got to be a less aggressive adjective to use in the garbage.
The sea seems like too much.
A sea word is like a fifty bob.
I fucked up.
Yeah, no shit and Brian's felt the fucking brunt of it.
Alright Brian, let's try one more time. He's done five gifted.
We'll do it together and I'll match.
BOTMAN GO ON BOTMAN FAKE ME THE FIVE GIFTED BOTMAN
Silly dickhead
The dickhead? Or is it silly?
It's almost as if you're getting...
You put me on the spot then
No, but it's almost as if you're getting a bit of a buzz out of it
We can tell you're getting a buzz out of it
You shouldn't be able to get a buzz out
It should just come across as a normal thing
But I'm going to minute
BOTMAN GO ON THE BODY FAKE ME THE FIVE YOU F***ING NOB
GO ON BOTMAN THANK YOU VERY MUCH MAKE
ZOOOOOO!
ZOOOO!
Silly Slag!
Silly Slag again.
What? You said Silly Slag as well!
You didn't? You said Silly Bitch!
Silly Bitch! Silly Bitch!
No you called it a canary, you called it a Silly Slag!
Silly Bitch!
Sorry ZO! Go on Dusk!
Move it a tad more well!
Go on Dusk!
Silly Bitch!
Silly Bitch doesn't work for Dusk.
I couldn't tell what way that would have went.
It's gone the wrong way every time, Cod.
Emma!
Emma!
You silly bitch!
I was just leaving it there.
Jake with a 20!
Come on, Jake!
You're fucking not bastard!
Why are you calling me not bastard?
Because that's not that offensive.
But you called someone else a not-head.
for that was for a different amount.
How much was that amount?
20 gifted, mate.
Oh, of course, so for the 20 gifted.
Daph Bastard.
Daph Bastard.
Thank you very much, mate.
If I missed it, he'd let me know, chat.
Ellis, thank you very much for the tier one, mate.
Welcome back in.
Scotty!
Go on, Scotty.
It's the last five of the five years, Scotty's bitch.
Thank you very much, love.
Legend, thank you.
limits, thank you, mate.
Matt, thank you very much as well.
Sorry I missed them.
Fucking legends, man.
I appreciate you, honestly.
Thank you.
What was that, Conn? Conn said we're all gonna do it for 20 or more.
Now Conn said we're all gonna do it for 20 or more.
That's fucking fuck, Matt. That's fuck.
Right, come on then, Conn. It sounds like they're doing something.
It's not, Matt. It's not.
Let's do this.
Can you come on, Matt? A twat?
Who? A twat?
Yeah, Matt.
Matt, you twat.
Hey!
I'm just gonna add another word there, but...
Yeah.
You know what, let's just do what people ask for.
Yeah, now.
It's your fucking mission.
Oh, Chad, you're fucking taking me downstairs, would you?
Great point. I'll take him downstairs.
You want to try?
I've got no more backpatchers.
Yep.
Backpatchers.
Backpatchers, what?
42.
42? Yeah, we're so round.
It's OK.
Doesn't matter if you're old or grey.
W5 or Foo?
Bamba, chippin' up over 24 months, William, chippin' up 30 months.
You and his armless, go on you fucking armless nabbit!
Ha ha ha ha!
You gift them with your nose you dick!
Thank you very much mate!
AMMA!
Go on over here mad bitch!
Five minutes I gifted you a dirty slag!
Thank you very much yabba!
Well that was all of them under the sun there!
She got 30 bitch, 30 sag!
They're different people.
Oh alright, my bad.
Aye aye, you focus on your job, I focus on mine.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Fuck you now.
I mean, I thought it would come to your work and not to say there's cocks out your mouth, do I?
You can try.
I'll fight them for you.
What, boys? I missed 20, I think?
No, I'm not.
Have no one in 10 going your doing, bitch. Who's gonna miss 10 off?
Who's gonna miss 20 off?
Glory ball for the 10!
Go over and show me your tits, you scat.
Thank you very much Colin!
Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin, Colin!
Thank you very much Colin, I appreciate that.
Oh, I'm going to have a chance to eat a piss.
There we go.
Right, put this under this washer.
It'll make you run again.
W Reflection.
Could they see me pissing?
You're fucking tired today, aren't you, Chas?
What time do you want to bed?
10.
Do you have to go to 10 and go? I'll put what time?
I'll put it in here and then pass it out and get into the living room.
I'll be up there tomorrow, you know?
You gotta make sure you get enough sleep, mate.
You're worth it when you're in Japan though, won't you?
Ever trying to fucking take this home, mate?
Oh god music well for Japan I'll do this on camera cause good PR for me I've got your
premium ticket seats not economy fuck off you actually yeah but I don't know if that's
business or premium I don't care I only had the option between economy or premium or something
That's right.
So either way I've got it.
It's alright mate.
I'm up it's rope.
25 or three?
You win!
25 mate.
Hayley, thank you very much.
Pretty cool.
Hayley!
Hayley, you fucking slag.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Ooh ooh ooh.
Come on Hayley, thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Fucking unreal.
Ginny's going to your pub.
Oh yeah!
Oh fuck it, I am.
Fuck it, what if this turned on?
Bloody obvious to cancel it, nice.
You're a great test.
You are.
Yeah, of course that's what I'm doing.
Just trying to have a bath, relax, and just be a little bit too loud.
So if you can, just bring it down a notch on the, what's the word, on the decibels.
Not to push it in.
Just trying to have a pump in like that.
Can't go that light though, it's a bit powerful though.
Be careful.
Who?
Thank you.
If you can just have a little bit of consideration for your house mate, certainly.
I'm very poorly.
Yeah, you are. You're very into that.
It was a plain fall, I can see how it was though, was it?
Ah, you just reminded me.
You just reminded me.
I'm actually down in play though.
new chapter season 7 is out now and guess what you can get for the battle pass?
Bugs Bunny.
Fuck off.
What's up, now?
What's up, now?
Make sure you reach the level.
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
WAH-AH!
Yeah, sorry.
But yeah, if you can just keep it down.
Yeah.
If you can just keep it down, cheers.
Have a nice night, guys.
Take care.
It's okay.
Yeah, we just keep moving.
We have to be careful.
We need to be careful.
Oh, fuck it, we're done.
You alright?
Yeah, we just keep moving.
Yeah, we'll.
Yo!
Do I crunch it?
Your phone's gone.
You only got me for half a chin, though, have you?
I'm not on the phone, sort of, mate.
Thank you very much.
You too, mate. Are we on the phone? Do I crunch it?
I don't mind. Thank you.
What's up, Crunchy Chats?
Was it?
You wanted it yourself?
Internet speeds?
Sick.
Yeah, no, they always are, but the Wi-Fi, shit.
Oh my God, you might not have helped me here.
Ooh, is that gonna need charging?
Yeah.
How often?
Very good.
I'll put a lead on here as well.
Right, okay, perfect.
You can just take this lead out and charge it.
Right, okay, sweet.
But then this might work.
Yeah.
I'll get to this one.
Basically what is happening there is when I'm streaming on Twitch
But I'm on here
So basically my bit rate is always
7400 and it always says unstable here. Hmm, but I don't know to sort that out
No, so you can actually alter it in Streamlabs, but I've tried and it just isn't doing anything.
I can't get them off.
So I'm opening Streamlabs now, just bury me in the ditch, yeah?
So if you go into settings, you go to street.
When on the my now?
That's right, when on the my now.
And you go to output.
Your bit rate's 6,000.
Yeah.
So why is it 7,400 here?
So does that make it laggy?
Well, I didn't know, but I just rather not say unstable all the time.
Because there's obviously a reason it's unstable.
Do you know what I mean?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a weird one, isn't it?
Yeah.
I actually don't know that.
I don't understand why.
Oh, she's got it, so fuck your load.
Okay.
Why don't we just put it lower?
Yeah, but it's already at 6,000.
Shall I put it at 5,000?
You can try.
How do you apply it?
Just click those.
Yeah.
Alright.
But your internet's good, so that's referring to your internet.
Internet's good, you tell you don't live there.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah, so what happens is...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. So what happens is when we're streaming?
What all of you use at the same time?
Yeah. It basically sometimes I'll just call.
Oh.
That's kind of nice of you.
Lee actually said something about your internet being...
Shit.
Yeah, and that you should apply for a business one.
Yeah. You got to apply.
Yeah.
Why?
I think, well, it's a different thing.
So you got to apply for it and it will cost you even more as well.
How much do you want to cost?
Rough like it is different areas different prices fucking we're cheap in this fucking area is it?
Fucking and well on fucking island down the road. I'll speak to I'll speak to Lee see what he says
Would you want the island shoot? No, I wasn't
Me I saw her at Wembley. Yeah from who?
Grandpa I did. Oh, you did. Yeah, he obviously not
No, it's not he was buzzing to see me though. Was he?
Have you talked loads of credit about him in the past?
No, I actually always give him his credit.
Okay.
I have obviously joked a little bit, but for the first time in a very long time I was fucking
star struck.
Was it?
Very, yeah.
He just has this aura about him.
He's tall.
Tall, handsome, golden boot, treble winner, I crumbled.
But you did soccer at him?
Obviously.
So he came up to me at the end of it, and he went, I fucking loved you on SoccerAid.
Yeah, yeah.
Is this picture from SoccerAid, is it?
This one.
Oh, yeah, he's shot, he's shot.
He's shot, yeah.
Is that, yeah, yeah.
That, that picture there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The manager of Manchester United.
Balls for the NBA, Mitty.
Oh, is that?
And then Gary Neville, the treble winner.
Incredible.
What for?
Mental winner.
He's mental.
And that's from SoccerAid.
That's from SoccerAid, yeah.
Is that before you got taken out?
No, I took him out just to clarify, and that was actually before I was king of the jungle as well.
Unbearable.
So, you know that bit, right?
Yeah.
Because you're streaming from there.
Yeah.
Isn't it? Because it's from there right now.
Well, actually, what we're streaming from, come on.
Oh, me toe!
Sorry.
He's ARL.
Was that your search history?
That's true.
Sort of fuck off.
This is actually what we're streaming from, the IRL Toolkit.
Oh, yeah, so do the setting on there.
But it makes no sense because this is the setting destination system.
Where do you change it?
There.
No, because that's just a little bit, that's just a little bit, right?
Destinations.
Destination unknown
You are okay, you don't know that one. No, I don't think you're not fucking wanker all bit rates. Okay. I found it
Go down to six thousand was it on 7,500
There you go fixed it
Hey
Don't mention it. I mentioned it
Might take it. Yeah, I would say it might have to end at the end of the restart. It might be all right
That's fucking unreal from me. Don't say I don't do anything for you. No, you didn't I did it, but no, I literally went on and did it
Anyway, come on. Can't be saying go and give it yourself mate. Let's get it moving. Please. I think we are pretty much there
You got there in sneeze
What's that you talking again strike 20
I don't know, I wasn't even up to that.
I can tell you that it ain't that funny to me anymore.
But it ain't funny to me either.
Because I shouldn't be talking to him.
No. You shouldn't be interacting with him. You shouldn't know he's there.
It's a camera, I mean. That's it. Just dust it.
Fucking piss me right off that.
That's not a fucking crunch, you know.
Right. I think this is it.
Let's try to fix all the back-ups now.
do you want me to play something? no i'm just trying to fix this
oh it's a bit awkward yes tighten that what do you want to fix
well i just need the mic there so i need to put this on that side
oh ok you want to loosen that
Okay, do you know what I'm saying?
Do you need more cable?
Yeah, a little bit.
There you go.
Yeah, we're all right.
Oh, that's how you have it.
Okay.
Then I have it like that.
Got you.
Smart.
Okay.
Sweet.
Yeah, perfect.
Oh, like that?
Yeah, yeah, basically.
Nice, nice, nice.
Okay.
Oh, you see this thing?
It's working.
Yeah, all careful.
Don't do it too much, because we need to get it out of the way.
Yeah, all careful don't do it too much because we need along the wire so remember I won't fucking touch I don't know where did you want this side or this side
Surprised me
Not in the middle good on here with your belly
Me bad I don't want anything nice
Chat you decide TV. What about TV? This is the control panel that lifts the desks up and down
What side of the table should we have it?
So Jim sits like this, his hands here streaming, this one's on the keyboard, where should we
left?
Are they saying right?
Let's get a pole going.
Oh pole.
I'm not Polish.
Is that what he was referring to?
It's okay.
Moth, can you get a pole please?
Okay.
Right, let's figure out the console situation.
The console with the Algato?
Yeah.
So first of all I need the HDMI.
Ah, your HDMI, I use them in your camera.
Plus all I'm laying around.
Have you got another picture?
I must have, because...
Yeah, I've noticed that if I'm not, I'll be fucking very shocked.
I think I'm actually...
Yeah, that's what our forest reminds me of anyway.
This is for the console.
Also, I don't know how to take that case off.
What case?
This computer case.
What for a PC? Oh, we've got an E3 where you built it.
No, no, we need to take this out
so I could fit your new card in.
What new card?
with the HDMI ports in there for your cameras. Or we can give you an external one. That
could just sit on your desk. Right. Because I actually don't.
There's a fingerprint on there now. I think that's...
Now, forget the fingerprint. That's fine. Yeah, I don't know how to take this panel
off. I've been trying to, but I don't want to smack it.
Are you a PC specialist? Yeah, I could ask. I could find out.
I'm just fucking, yeah screwdriver and fucking ProBaner.
No, I don't know how that works.
Unless it's like...
No, but...
Where's you never seen...
Backpacked for 25. How'd you know?
Just checked.
Oh.
I've just never seen this case before.
It's such a nice case.
Thank you.
But I don't know how to...
Take the top bit off.
Whoops.
You just turned the PC off.
Yeah, yeah, I did.
My finger did slip.
Yeah, you just shut down everything.
They usually do me proud.
What today?
Everything's just been shut down.
Yeah, this one, because check this out, right?
I think that was it.
I can press it again.
Fuck off.
And it turns it completely off.
Yeah.
That was a test for that, and then it resets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know what I'm doing.
So there's a couple things in this, innit?
Yeah.
I'm going to start to find them.
So you got any given?
That's the mini fridge.
That's your mini fridge.
That's A mini fridge.
Ain't B mini fridge.
Can you live without it for a bit?
Can I live without it?
I can fucking hardly live with it.
So, because this cable can make your speakers work?
Fucking perfect!
Shit anyway!
Can I live without it?
Fucking too right I can't.
That's right, I'm fine.
Let's get a cable for this.
HCMI in my bedroom. I've got a HCMI to USB.
For what?
For just in case you need a HCMI.
HMI to what?
USB.
No, I don't need that.
You don't need that?
Found this.
HCMI? Can you carry that?
HCMI. This goes to your console.
Perfect. You can use that. No problem from me, mate.
And then we can try plug this to the back of your computer.
Yep, I fucking hate you fucking, you don't even want to fucking hold your hand.
Do you know where you're going?
Yeah, into the Algarve.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then.
Oh, something else going in there.
That is wild.
Right, that's in the Algarve, it's on the In section.
Nice.
And now, where's that streambox I had?
There we go. Now, for the out, we need to connect it to a monitor.
So a monitor, preferably the middle one.
You want your consoles to be on the middle one?
Yes please.
Let's go that.
So I'll put this on the out bit.
You see? I should say out, in and out, American.
Now, if your console turns on, yeah, it does.
This is the bit where we finally able to work.
If it doesn't, we'll try to do some software stuff.
OK.
Now we can do...
Do you want to do that or look it up?
Which do you want?
See? Zilch.
So it's either a dodgy PC,
no signal,
I ain't fucking about.
And then if we use that device?
Is that a batch round?
Have you checked out yet?
Mm-hmm.
The other one might be the car.
Yeah, the four.
You've got tires on, watch your mouth.
I think it might be, yeah.
I can't hear you!
Alright!
Thanks for remembering his...
Alright, let's log it down.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
4k capture, boom.
Is he going to stream after this? After being active today?
You're going to crash out aren't you?
You're waiting for me to finish so he can take over this.
Alright, we've got to do this setup nice and rapid.
Cheers mate. Peace out there. Let's go.
four hours right back I might be having second nap in banning the video
then just oh okay we're gonna stream you're gonna stream first yeah my
reaction to the inside
uh... what uh... after
we're done now
yeah probably
and why don't we just use this for now
shit it
walk by down to fix it but just for now because it's getting quite late
i reckon just sort this out
What the fuck are you doing?
What have you done?
No problem in this shit house.
Go on.
Right, look at me. I'm all ready for bed. I'm all pampered.
I've sat there. I've unraveled my crunchy.
Put my candles on in the bath.
I've run the bath.
Few bubbles. Got it all going.
Gone to put my foot in it.
Freezing cold the fucking boiler's packed up.
We've got no hot water.
Have you tried putting a toaster in there?
That's not on.
It's caught my viewers every day.
I've got half of them in slacks, I've got half of them in dickheads.
I'm celebrating when they subscribe to you.
Yeah, that's what he does.
Yeah, that's what he does.
When someone gives you a sub, you go, get him.
Tell him your name.
Can you not tell him?
It's calm.
No, tell him your government name.
Alkula's S.
Constantine, he's got it in his ear, my God.
Like a fucking college duty time.
Elliot, that's like Mother Morpher too, shit.
That's not real.
You've got that one on the wrong way, you fuckers.
Because I've not even had time to get myself properly ready.
And, oh no, it's fucking buzzing for that bar.
Yeah, I've put it on my story a lot.
OK, let me go and see if you've got a lot of stuff.
Give me a little barbecue, then.
Oh, man, I've had a lovely night.
I've had my curry, I've had some of my crunchy.
And all you need is a hot water and a seat.
It's working, I've got a lot.
But I haven't, I'm not fucking lying, mate.
Yeah, it might be all right.
I think it's just my worry, Mum, honestly, I'm gonna...
It won't be, it'll be a lot of fish, you know.
Oh, my God.
We've got our discount on the first month rent.
How about we actually?
Too late, will we move it out?
Yeah.
Are we?
That's it.
We'll leave it.
We'll leave it.
This one out, honey.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, nothing.
Do you know the whole of it?
Oh, that's right.
Which do you want to eat?
Back in places.
Right.
Fucking shambles!
I'm going to come and use the shower in a moment.
Are you going to the ball though or not?
No, not on my name.
Well you're the one, probably not the one.
I'm going to have to go to the gym for a shower though.
That's not the only reason I'm going.
Makes sense.
I mean you could have beaten me at balls if you want.
Why have you beaten that one?
I don't find it down there.
What?
Well, we're gonna go back up and...
Hey!
Fucking be upset.
Do you want us to enjoy your bath mate?
Honestly mate, I was just getting ready.
I'm fully bullet naked, buzzing.
Get the cattle?
Don't imagine that.
What the fuck?
He told me. He doesn't want to...
I don't think common means fun to me to die.
Well, I hope not.
Well, I'm gonna go wet and he's on the right way then.
Oh
You're in these legs of snacks. Well, I tell you from Carragher
At least you didn't spit it in
Fucking hell there we go. He's in there like swimwear
I can help you mate. I know where you are in the fucking box. Excuse me.
You've got to be careful with these existential blocks.
Alright mate, let's get some sand and put it in the furnace.
I think it's these and that.
Yeah, have you got a screwdriver?
That ain't gonna work.
It's normal if we get really fed up.
That's true.
Thank you.
Check the water pressure on the boil.
I hate my job to do that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That'll be it.
Oh yes.
You don't fucking love that welling card.
And I think, you know that thing you peeled back?
Yeah there's more in there.
There's more in the inside.
Fucking love that.
You enjoy that.
car and I think you know that thing you peeled back yeah there's more in there
there's more in the inside fucking enjoy that
I'm gonna bring that H2 my thanks in my car thank you mate the van yes
See this was actually a satisfaction at first, but it just gets really annoying because it's
so big.
You can't really enjoy it, you look at the size of it, I hear that a lot.
I'm not gonna be here.
I don't know which episode Jinj is watching, yeah but the last one mate, if we can tonight,
should be able to.
But depending on the time more than anything, it's 11 o'clock now.
Turn the PC off.
Well I'll turn the PC off for you all right.
In the cells.
There's two!
There's two!
Since when was there two left?
Reunion? I can watch that Tuesday, I can't fucking down to watch that. It'll be good, but...
The reunions are good when it kicks off in there, but it doesn't really kick off in there.
The drama in the union? Oh, okay.
Come on guys, back you up, but let me not sit here.
I'm going to check.
Excuse me.
I don't know where they are.
The lights have been delivered by the way.
The lights have definitely been delivered, but I don't know where they are.
Oh
Hannah the fucking Joe
Hannah said if I've moved the lights would have put them where the equipment is
No way
No idea
I don't have the thing.
You got the thing?
I don't have the thing.
Why do you play station?
We stand it up. Oh, I've got the thing in.
You got it?
Yeah.
Ah, okay, so it's not working.
Well, I have another one of these,
spare one.
Yeah.
And the HMI thing I've been backing on about.
Yeah.
So I'll bring that around next time.
Perfect.
At least we know how to open this now.
Yeah.
Have you peeled it off?
I have indeed
So is this streamable though the minute yeah
With your older camera yet all the camera is what new cameras is not no, okay, please go
Yeah
cute
But you've ordered that yeah give me the camera
Oh yeah, the mic research test on Mike.
It was actually not even...I was not plugged in that's why.
Duh-de-duh-de-duh-de-duh-de-duh-de-duh-de-duh-de-duh-de-duh-de-duh!
I'll plug it in here.
Oh, hang on a minute, just to f**k you, I'm just gonna do this on camera just in case
anything can be horrible.
You're welcome to stay here tonight if you won't come.
I just want to clarify that, if someone put in the chat, let's stay calm, let con stay
for hours, he's got the option this day, yeah?
Yeah mate.
If you want to, feel free.
Take a hot bath.
Ha!
Good luck with that one.
Thank you.
Oh he's also got a fucking van on the bed, did he?
I was slightly thinking I might camp out somewhere.
Feel free.
That'd be quite fun.
Feel free, come to the drive mate.
well i might do
good thumbnail
great thumbnail
i camped out at the bog boys house there you go
and that way this can get fucking finished tonight can't it?
well no because when's the stuff going to arrive
i'm happy to finish it tomorrow when does the stuff arrive
tomorrow
wait actually does
can i have a look?
i was thinking what's best for you in the car
you get caught while i fucking just have a word of amazon
it's all arriving tomorrow
it's all arriving tomorrow
i've ordered the dummy battery
and the ethernet
and the
4k display port for 5 meter cable
but the thing with the cameras
the thing that's going to let you plug the camera in
hasn't arrived
what do we need?
let me see if they stock it
it's cold
plus the pies phone, the pies phone
yeah, yeah, yeah
not my phone
the pies phone
well I see his wallpaper picture on there
well yeah, I'll just say it's his now
it's a weird one, it says none of the items are going to crowd off
it says only one off
It's in my fridge, y'all.
I'll never stop mentioning that I worked on this.
I worked on his eyes in advance.
You put a fucking solid graft into it, Chas, well done, mate.
He's fucking learning not to talk a lot about it.
It's this thing.
Ooh, you passed me a pie, it's filming, Q.
299 quid, is it now?
Is it now?
I don't make the prices up.
Comes tomorrow if I order within an hour.
Ho, ho, ho!
How come he's got you in?
In there then!
Caught it!
How was it?
Well boys else, you dirty slag.
Doesn't even run.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that, Con?
Con, what the fucking hell was that?
What part, what part, what part?
What part?
All of it.
All of it?
You went 24 hours at the both boy house, you slag.
I'm just not built for this. I'm not built for this.
First time I've seen you laugh.
It was a bit true.
What on earth just wanted to do?
Oh, fucking honk.
Just in the ocean.
I want a shower.
We can have one, but cold.
Yeah, I can wake up.
25 hours straight.
He's right up for it.
I said 25 hours straight and he's well up for it might as well stay over might as well
fuck it come you might as well but we've got some Nando's even curfew
even when you drive it's tight I think she wants me back home yeah that's all for sure
just locked me out right I've ordered that that's coming tomorrow all right what else
do we need we need lights yeah but you've got them
Oh my god, they're not gonna kill me.
No.
And they're five metres away from us coming?
Yep.
So follow me, follow me.
So basically, what's happening is...
Not in there, not in there.
Not in there, not in there.
What's happening?
Does he say that I showed him the emails that I have been doing?
Yeah, he should show me that as well.
But, can no one ever see?
He should show me one half of the stuff down.
Yeah, and the other half somewhere else in the house.
But I couldn't recognise it.
Could you go upstairs, downstairs?
Gotta lock in here, come.
Downstairs.
Do you want a drink or a cup?
Red Bull?
Of course you've got a best hockey drink in the business.
Ice for Neil and Barry?
That might actually do one of the best ones.
Check basement. Oh that could be good.
Yeah that could be a show.
All in as well.
Did she go two flights of stairs?
I don't know.
She's made it to there.
I think they sent the carriage.
You want me to catch you?
You want me to catch you?
I don't know what you did.
Because when she's on face time, the camera's going to be pointing up in it.
I don't know.
You can follow the roof.
I mean, to be fair, there's actually boxes in it.
What the fuck? Who's putting these in here?
Yes, it's all the...
Wait, don't let that shut, is there?
Oh, this is what we're going to do today.
Yeah, this is all empty stuff.
This is the technical room.
And this is where they want the heart to be.
Oh
How's that? Oh, you're a flower. Oh, it's there. Oh, yeah, Larry got so explain today
You've got tons go pro battery. Oh my go pro battery here. Yeah, fucks
What a print. No, I thought you found the lights
I think these cameras will wind as well at this point.
Yeah they gotta stick the mummies on the bulbs.
Yeah they are.
They gotta stick as well.
Not enough.
There we are.
Alright.
Where you at, mate?
No.
Okay.
Do do do.
Do do do.
Do do do.
Do do do.
Do do do.
Do do do.
Do do do.
Very...
I've been charged.
Fucking bang this on the backpack.
See if it works.
Once I've got 22 charges, that's got 5% more.
does work
yeah very weird because that's in no way to be seen
people are clothes again like fucking pity clothes what you scruffy fuckers
by the way where the fuck you've been on jk?
it's fucking 11 o'clock
I'll be careful, it's fucking lesion.
No, nothing there.
Oh, fucking hell.
I thought so. I thought so.
That was granted.
Is that bad?
I can take all your land, though.
Maybe down there.
Are we even giving you a talk?
I've been here before, yeah.
I hear you up, I do.
It'll lag a bit down here, chap, but it's still significant.
Have you seen the stream here?
Yeah. Well, there's the light bar.
No, no, there's the door.
No.
Where are we going?
Here we go, let's take a fresh look.
I'm not going to touch that. Pressure seems alright to me, don't it?
Yeah, it's a sauna.
You what?
Yeah, it's a sauna.
Yeah, we have got a sauna, but we're not used to it yet.
Fuck on there as well.
I don't even know what to say. Fuck on there.
Well, I mean, I said, mate, it's not like Lincoln was on the Wi-Fi, so we're fucking cooking here.
Not like once when we're talking on the Wi-Fi. Fuck you, pussy.
Nothing there?
Nothing there.
They told it, they said it, it's got nothing there.
Should we get some stairs?
No, Tave took the light.
No, he wasn't off because he wouldn't have had to set it up and everything.
James, they didn't even know I was there.
Oh, what? I got a storage.
Mental.
You think they'd hide on TV?
No, but if we had, I'd have fucking hidden there.
Don't tell them.
This is what she's showing me in the showers.
Oh that they hurt by the way man.
Look Jordan, I'll have to do that.
I'm going to put that on the train fella.
And that arriving today.
I thought that would be amazing though.
Yes, so that's all somewhere above them though.
It was in the house because she didn't train me.
Well I reckon being on a soccer of art.
Let me bring the taste.
Matt, you've got to go around this room.
It's on a red ball.
Yes, mate, you're okay. It's live on the street, you all right?
Yeah, I'm good. Thank you, mate.
Er, I just watched it.
Did you take any of the lights?
God, he's more interested in me than I am.
Well, I bought that house other than the one on my room.
No.
Right, what did you take?
I took big lights.
You took what?
Two big lights.
Big lights are the same ones that were out in my room.
Yeah, we bought one on the map.
No, I'm here.
No, I'm not. I'm really going to buy them ones.
Ah, okay.
So basically, I've got two of our lights at the Alps somewhere, but we can't find any of them there.
Oh no, just one of the big studios in your room.
Yeah, the big studio ones.
Yeah, I've just got one more here.
Right, okay, no worries, I'll ring Bean up, he's not too himself and I don't know if he's on anymore.
Yeah, no, I've got one in my bedroom, like that.
Yeah, I know what that song is.
I really hope he doesn't fart in my face whilst we're going to the toilet.
I'll survive.
I was really going to fart in the toilet mate, I was your father boy.
I was your father boy.
Who you want?
I really do.
Fuck you Aaron.
No, I've never done that before.
Yeah, well I mean, come on, there's people who are never going to win that.
Yeah, there was still.
I mean, scouts might have been blessing you, you just turned up to be fucking disappointed.
Yeah, I've been blessing you.
I'll just give you a new drink.
Alright, no worries mate. Nice one anyway.
Fucking wasted time. Let me ring Beano.
Hang up.
Ring Beano.
Get rid of that.
I need your room shelf. I don't know what about it, but it should be fine.
It really looks.
You really look.
Hello.
You alright Dino? Make room for us here.
I'm on the room.
Oh you're not coming on sir?
I'm on the room. I'm on the light.
You what?
I'm in the room and our hoist.
My shakers?
Have you went on to see his brother?
Huh, not funny coming and saying hello.
Where's Jack?
No, it's you.
I've just got back home.
I've just got back now?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck it, I'll come and see you, mate.
Can I come and sit on the phone?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sam.
Beano!
Samson, we love that.
Nice, you okay, mate?
Yeah, I'm all good, mate.
I've just got to say, I fucking pleasure to see you again.
It's been a good weekend.
Yeah, I was three back.
Very good.
You like being fucking battered.
I just had a tough weekend.
I thought we'd get a blood dream out of this.
What the fuck, you know, you've got a love bite there.
You've got some out there.
Some out there. Are you fucking...
I'll be honest with you mate, I spent the hotel...
three days in the hotel with Jiggy.
I think we're gonna get fucking active.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's Chaz, you alright?
Yeah, alright.
It's good to see the house has been cleaned.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just wondering, have you got your Amazon?
Amazon what?
Your Amazon app.
Oi
Could I just need for you?
Because I think you've accidentally took my likes
Yeah, it's probably that one there a bit
Now I ordered two
No, I've just definitely mine then
Can you just show me...
your Amazon please?
That's definitely mine
I've not took your fucking link
You're mine
But this one
I don't know what that is, because I ordered one so I don't know
So you ordered one?
I ordered another one so I shouldn't have to
I'll give you the latest news, brand new and best of the news.
There's your fucking lights.
Can't stand it.
There's your fucking lights.
Can't stand it.
That's definitely my limit.
Right, so I could, if you say more, for a month or two.
Can we get to the bottom of this?
Can you just go in your Samsung?
I don't know, let's have a quick camera.
And we'll just double check it.
We know what's what.
Because if you've got one, I need one.
Well, I was all met.
Ooh.
Right, because that's...
Oh, there's no hot water, by the way.
Yeah, Danny, you didn't build it on our shelf, eh?
No, yeah, we're all met.
Pardon? There's no hot water?
No, I've just reset the boiler.
How do you know?
It's that easy up there.
No, I know it's not that easy.
Well, I've just reset the boiler.
Yeah, but we're in the middle of something here because I need these lights.
Well, if you want one, you can take that.
I don't want to take it if it's not your thing.
Well, I gave you my light.
Yeah, you're aware of that.
No, we're not getting this.
Can you just go in the Amazon?
Don't go on the Amazon.
You can, the camera's there.
What do you know he's saying is he can't go on his iPhone because he can not.
No, it's not that.
It's all screwed.
I'll take the camera off.
Who are you speaking to?
Can I get your fucking board over?
Take the fucking light.
I don't care. I've had a fucking difficult trouble.
I don't even need the fucking phone. Why?
It must have been hard to sit in the car. See how it's straight.
It was a train.
It was a train.
Fuck off, Josh!
Can you stand up for him here?
Oh, I bet you've been getting mauled, haven't ya?
You know, he just checked for it.
Mate, the fucking...
It's probably yours.
Yeah, but it's just a check, just a check.
Just take it, don't care.
No, because it's not, I need some order some.
I just need you to check, that's all.
That's probably yours.
No, please check.
Please check.
No, Finoz.
Mate, I don't really need that one.
He knows he's not his, that's why I'm asking.
I actually don't know, because I would have won as well, so...
You bought it that one?
I hadn't had that before, I had the one for the first time, I wouldn't know.
You didn't have that when you first made it, because you wouldn't have to get that from mine now, or do you even get on in it?
I bought that, you fucking ass!
I feel it from mine, what's up?
No, no, no.
Just double check for me, because come there, we need...
Just take the fucking light and I'll get no more.
Yeah, give me your light.
I can give you your light, don't I?
It is my light.
Follow the model.
So they're all gonna have a late, I thought it was me.
That's bad, that.
Who's that bad, I thought it was Mike.
Check the names.
Look, I just seen an old galley.
Except for who else could there order an old galley as well as me.
Careful with the server.
Yeah, well, that makes you desk.
You don't watch the mama, don't you?
Can you do me a favour and plug it for your PT, please?
Thank you, mate.
Thank you mate, looks like it's going to move more.
Okay, time for the weather to come in too.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What did I say before?
Nah, it won't be Beano.
How fucking wrong was I?
Can tell you're a bit tired and stressed Beano.
Yeah.
I'm not in the bobbier anymore.
I wouldn't want to mess with you, I wouldn't put you all that away, I'll leave you with this.
I'll get a map.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Next time, take the names on the packages, thank you.
On the wall.
There you go, that's it.
Alright.
Do a little backpack.
What the fuck? Who's got the other one then?
We're going to throw back two switch.
Baster switch here?
One sixty-seven.
Right, so we're going to throw back two switch in three, two, one.
I wouldn't consider Jakey being a fucking idiot, to be honest.
Jakey's setup was already finished.
Yeah?
Not yet.
Yeah, run down.
Yeah, Jakey's was already done.
All right.
No. Yeah, Jakey's arrived.
Jakey's room still is very empty.
I don't have to turn the lights off.
You're up?
I don't have to turn the lights off.
There's a lot of room every time.
So if one is there, two has to be here, don't it?
Yeah.
So where is it? That's the question.
I was checking your basket. You bet me all the two.
I was shot myself too.
Well, the titers get screen shots in.
Yeah.
I made it, you got to feel me on the wall.
Yeah, hello, yeah, hello.
Sticky with you, mate.
Sticky with me? Is he running about too much?
update
we've got a second light
but he wants to find his new one
and then
then I think we should be setting you free
this one
this does work, yeah, I'm gonna hook it up now
I think he just wants
absolutely ordered one
oh okay, quantity one
but we're all right there out there
yeah, although
this one has a different plug to that one
I don't know
why? It's still working now so
but the the hue lights out there that's fine they're only like a little bit
as if these they stick behind your monitor yeah right okay so well i'll have a lot of
a little firm down there, but...
Yep. Interesting.
Alright, this one.
I've got to squeeze it in there.
Yeah, we're interested in checking.
Oh, cool, sir.
Yeah.
There's...
a little thing you've seen up at here.
It helps me screw it in.
Yeah. Well, that being out and through that way probably.
Oh.
Is it like a hook thing?
Yeah.
I wouldn't see it moving.
I might have to be on camera from the other light.
You do? Okay.
There's no, I mean, I'm a chequipino, I've got it.
Pardon me.
What a fucking joke you took at normal.
What a fucking idiot.
Again, I've said I've got it. No, I know what it is.
It doesn't have to surprise me.
Unless this is the lights.
Nope.
There you go, lights.
No, no one's in here, no one's just in here, none of them, none of them, not that, not
Not dead in the world.
Not a small box here, is there?
So...
Not real ones, or what?
Wait, how big is it?
No, it'll only be a small one.
But, it's not in the world if you've not got them, so we're alright.
Who raided, char, who raided, sorry?
Charlie? Aw, fucking Charlie Davis, is it?
The best day of this, yeah.
Go on, Charlie.
Have a great, great, thank you, mate.
Have an amazing stream of love.
Happy birthday, chicken.
Does Chesley know he's got this?
He does.
And all that, he's fucking embarrassing.
I've just realised he's not even fucking done his own thing, so I admit it's for his birthday.
Right.
Do you know what though, at least it shows Charlie that he's fucking priorities right.
I fucking love that from the chest.
Fucking up that idea.
Bro, stop ordering meat if you just go leave it in there for the lot.
to go off 29th of March, open, 29th of March,
but open, stop ordering me if you're not gonna fucking use it,
you're scruffy cunt, it's so annoying.
I'm going to stop, freeze it, oh yeah, what, 29 today?
No.
Yeah it is.
it is. Yeah but chat, when it starts going like that, it's going to tip and mince. Now
the mince is going brown. If it, when it starts gassing up like that, chat, it's probably not
worth the risk. At least, at least it's got the end of the world. At least we know, we
We found the light, we only ordered one now so it's okay.
Fucking tape, I thought.
Yeah, come!
So, I'm back with a bow.
I'm fixing my wallet.
Cheers mate.
Peace for them.
I'm gonna be fucking out of here.
I'll be careful.
There's a big desk.
Fucking hell.
I think these things are fucking shut up and be fucking...
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I think these things are fucking sharp and be fucking...
Feels like money come.
You think these things are sharp and a full credit?
They do to me, mate.
Bob the Builder.
Can you do inside to me?
I'm going to go into 20 plus 11, don't be hot.
What's on Instagram?
I've got a bit of a sit-down and a mystery action.
If I just do what I'm choosing and doing all of them, it's up to you.
Okay, you actually really want me to do it, right?
Okay, I'll do it tonight.
Right, let's try...
Let's try and get your screen working at least.
Okay.
Like, let's do it like a palm screen.
Yep.
So there's pretty much there.
Whoa!
Alright.
First thing you've got going off is that slat upstairs.
Can you check the SD card?
Oh yes.
There's the very one?
Yeah, there is one.
His monitor's not coming on Malcolm.
What is that?
I don't know.
There you go.
Is that coming on Malcolm?
Oh, this one is cool though.
Is that when it is connected to your computer?
Oh, it's there.
It's on the PS5, I'm not sure if you can change it, I'm sure.
PS5 is not on the PS5 at all.
This one?
Oh yeah, it's on the PS5 that's on.
Okay, that's fine.
It's quite bought.
Well, I'll go show it to you.
Yeah, Rhonda.
Let me start with the fucking monitors.
Let's identify.
That's one.
Identify
two and three.
Make this my main display.
There we go.
Perfect.
Oh, I was wrong.
I did bring it.
Fuck, you love it, cunt.
I'm just spending 300 fucking quid!
Mug!
I cancelled, cancelled.
Oh, actually, you owe me 300 quid.
Yeah, I'll just give it to you.
So, I'll have that long,
and then I'll give you the one tomorrow.
You just cancel and give me the 300 quid.
Yeah, if you prefer that.
Yeah, probably.
I don't really need that.
Fucking do it well.
No, no, no.
I don't need, I don't need another one of these.
Come on, come on.
I don't need, no.
Because if I do that, if I do that, that means that you're not going to give me the 300
quid.
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm just saying, I don't need this.
I'd prefer the 300 quid over another one of these.
No problem, mate.
Let's hope it lets me cancel it.
It will.
Yes, let's just do it.
It will.
Let's get that open back up again.
Actually don't cancel it, let's see if it works or not.
Which one? Which I will.
I don't see why not. It's only been banging out.
Bangin' about in my van.
Mate, I need a fucking charging phone.
Oh no.
You need to charge pie faces, mate.
Yeah, pie's probably the charge.
Like this one.
Sorry.
Just on you.
Alright, I'm going to the third screw and I'm going to take our panel out again.
Chad, did you lot think setups take this long?
Do you think it has taken a long time?
Because this is it.
I feel like I'm a bit more active today.
Okay, what we need to do is to fit this thing into the computer, into one of the PCIe slots
on them on the board, which should be right there, which means we need to take this thing
out first.
I am overdoing it by having this drill.
So to be honest I should switch the PC off first, which is what I'm going to do next.
Ginge, can you press shut down, please?
Sure.
Cheers.
Shafety first.
Where is it?
Did you take a wire leak out of the playstation, I need to work.
It will be on that side if I did.
Alright that is off. I've switched the switch off at the back. This should just slide right
in here.
I'll get him blind, could do the light to be honest.
Thank you.
I'll put it in there.
A USB-C, a USB-C, a USB-C, a USB-C.
For what?
A charger, for some reason.
Yeah, you can take mine off charge and use my battery.
Ah, I'll have a charger.
Alright.
This.
Should just stop right in there.
There we go, easy. Just need to find the hole. Alright, Ginge?
That's the one, mate.
So this little device is going to allow him to connect up to four HDMI feeds for his stream.
Which means his face camera, darts camera, and any other two.
Now the third one, that's one of the best things you've ever given me.
It's so good because I can use my camera for discord,
use my camera for stream and OBS and everything, it's so much easier.
You know your current setup, you're only using two ports,
because your third one's a USB book.
Ah, okay, what's my third one? The DJI?
Yeah, that's your thing.
So technically you can have another two in your setup there?
Yeah, it's on real. If you stream on an upgrade, you've got a proper camera, I'd recommend that.
It is price, it's really good.
Have you got multiple cameras?
Yeah, okay, you've got multiple cameras.
What do you mean, Andy, mate? For what?
Excuse me.
Can we go back to our cell phone?
No, it's not talking to that.
Do you know how to set them up?
So what?
They go back to our cell phone?
Er, no.
I think they just kind of work, don't they?
Do you mean to set them up to make your audio perfect?
No, I think like, so just, so if I'll Spotify, Google, make all these...
Oh yeah, that's on your streamlapse there.
No, it's not, I was thinking.
No?
I think you need that software then, don't you?
I don't know.
I'm going to load it.
I'm going to get it back up online and then we can sort it down a bit, doesn't it?
Cheers.
There you go.
So actually now we can get your Sony working.
What do you mean by Sony?
That Sony, we can get it right.
I'm just going to go around and tell him we're on teller.
I'm going to ask him to give it his best way, yeah, sirs.
Spike camp, Jack, and we fucking get normal calm first
and see if we're cooking.
Any adjustments like that, we can do that in another line,
but let's just see if I can actually stream from here first.
And if we can't, we're cooking.
Then we can get away from the old smarty and straight away.
It's, of course, we're on teller, we're on teller.
Should I tell him to power suck it there?
So you can move your set up and have a nice background there.
Tell us what you reckon, have the set up there, right, and then have that wall whatever,
or keep the set up here and have that as a background.
And if you get fed up with whatever's here, you'll be able to change it like easier than you would with the walls.
So it'll be like a fake wall, like on wheels.
Yeah, the same mover.
Yeah, so yes, because you can make your dissing background look more interesting
Yeah, I really know.
Fair enough.
But then that would mean we're going to have to see what it looks like in terms of the war jobs
because they're not going to be at the back of the room.
If you get what I'm saying, yeah.
But you can't really...
Oh yeah, you won't really see...
Unless you put those panels in, like in your AI image.
Yeah.
You won't really see...
Because in your AI image they're like tilted like that, that's why I look sick.
Yeah true.
And so Lee was going to try and put like these panels this way.
Okay, yeah true.
I don't know how that'll look.
What would you see in here?
What could you see?
Right, that's on this camera.
I'm sure it's our lead, do you hear that?
Yeah, I'm lighting my Queen LED.
Oh mate, I wonder where he is when we look.
That needs cooking up.
Is there anyone that makes drugs on your chair?
I've already got someone on it.
Have you?
Yeah.
It feels like by the window. I can close the curtains.
Do they mean this one, the reflection?
No, I think they mean if I was to go there.
Oh, right, yeah, curtains.
I bet you have it shut most times, don't you?
Yeah, well, most of the time, yeah.
It's nice to have a nice pack of it, though.
Hmm.
No, I'd like to say I couldn't my mom's going to do that
You're doing a TV stand yara
Right your camera should be on mine as well
Look so much Chris, but these monitors are mental. I didn't realize I could monitors come back to me
And to rest my Lord.
I've found out that you're not wrong, yeah?
Well, there's a dark cell going. Well, it depends on what we do in a room, so we need to confirm that.
So imagine your desk is here.
Yep.
And your dark cell's there.
Down there at the behind me.
Yeah, the overhead cam will be a pole.
Yeah.
The camera for the darts will be clamped on the pole.
Yeah.
And then you could be,
we need to work out if this is the distance.
Was it 1.37?
No, it's 749 and a quarter or three quarters.
All right.
So you sit up.
You could have it on that background
that we're gonna make for you.
Yeah.
And then the cam looking at you
could be like that or there.
I'd rather, I reckon I'd rather have it
than what it ended up.
So you'll be stood.
you think in the stump that is in the floor you kind of want not behind my
chair because when I go backwards what we have a bit off the side like yeah yeah
yeah that would be good
something like that I don't think I don't need the actual full stump
Yeah
Driver came not load on this device
What's that driver for?
Cam Link Pro
Cam Link Pro
S64, that's why I said Cam Link Pro
So let's go onto their old GATO website and download that driver
I thought you'd take these off, yeah
Yeah, they're annoying aren't they?
Oh
Oh that's nice.
That's something.
Fucking give it to me now you bitch.
What the fuck in hell?
Remember my first angle?
I'm buzzing you.
I've got another model going on, so find the Canvick Pro and then we'll go to the Downloads
page and then we'll download the driver's core Canvick Pro, Downloads, sets of products,
It says FACE CAM 4K, FACE CAM 4K, download.
Yeah, there's no pro's though, isn't there?
Oh, FACE CAM Pro?
Yeah, FACE CAM Pro.
I don't know if you can put up all the volume.
You can get a phone away out here. Yeah, yeah, no, I get that, but it's just a bit of an r-sync in the phone away out here.
Oh, it says here out for a path.
Click for path, path.
Life is a highway.
Sorry, just me with the unloaded battery connected to the Wi-Fi.
I think it is in it, it likes so much glass, it's set.
Yeah, you totally could do. Keep it here and use a black panel to cover the window.
Yeah.
Because I've never really...
You like it like this?
Yeah.
Because then people won't kind of sneak up on you.
It's like, well you'll see who ever's coming in.
What's that, put it here?
Don't have your darts there?
Yeah, I think so.
And then I also think if we have the darts there and have a camera there...
return the favor respect and I don't know better than people sneak up you
won't even happen after is it or what if it's here and if someone does sneak up
yeah you can pray the darts at their face that's also fucking true
Hmm.
It's bad.
Alright. I am missing.
What are you missing now?
A USB cable.
Can you get a drop down, down more from the ceiling?
I think, we definitely could.
But it's a bit, it's a lot of effort.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good into the walls, that's what we're trying to avoid.
Yeah, give me some rent, we can only not try and put it into the walls.
It's gonna look fucking unreal, I know.
Dismiss.
Full cam.
Deactivate, activate.
Not a lot of it.
I don't think there's a button, there's a window tube.
Put that.
Yes.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
It's just finished all the way.
Questioned. You know you should, don't you?
Well, you know some books.
Okay.
So move the last shelf next to the door
and have the dartboard there.
Yeah, but to be fair, we could give it to them too,
because the lights have fought anyway.
What, the whole unit?
Yeah, like, keep them, keep the back two and the back two,
and then give it to them too.
It also opens up more space, doesn't it?
Yeah. I feel as though we're definitely getting back here with the astronauts
to sort that out.
I think they've actually cut under it. I think they've put it on it because when I came up, all these are outside.
Oh was it? Yeah, they're definitely trimmed. I think they trimmed it. Yeah, I think they trimmed it.
Oh, actually. Try and pull it up from that side.
What? Pull this off? Yeah.
Yeah, I think they did.
Is that a leaf?
It might be.
Okay, it's there.
Well, sure that'll be at the back of the thing then.
No, please put it on.
Alright, let's finish.
Let me check the room.
Deactivate.
Oh, it says connected device.
Wait a minute, that's a connected device.
Yeah, well chat, I want myself a video because it's not whether my to do a con or be doing
the self video.
No, it should just come on.
Pitch half way line for an hockey that'd be sick.
You should just come on the video.
Yeah.
No.
I've probably started the wrong thing to be honest.
No, you've got the right thing.
We're not nice because the camera isn't on yet. I don't know how to touch anything.
Maybe try turning the camera off and turn it back on.
That's not it. I don't think so.
It's called a cam link pro though, isn't it?
This is my downloaded camera on. Compatible with...
Oh no, go back. Let me sit down.
You're a fucking good car, mate.
I'm going to go for a piss.
You know when you unpack these, you came in that box, found this, found that, or you already have that, you need a USB wire to plug in.
That was on the back of the PC I think. It might be on the USB fan.
USB-C?
Yes, USB-C.
Oh, I've never heard of that one you liked before.
Yeah, but that's the one.
Ah, okay, I'll look at it.
Do you want USB-C to USB-C?
I could just be USB-A. I'd prefer A to be honest.
What is that?
That is, that'll work. It's not from, this looks like a power cable from a razor.
This looks like from your cable.
It's from a mouse.
For your mouse, yeah. It could work actually.
It might not be a big deal.
What's this for?
What speaker originally?
No, this will be for your monitor.
Ah, that can make sense.
Oh, well.
See that figure eight lead?
Or what lead does the monitor come with?
The figure eight lead.
I've got a fucking clue.
The radio TVU thing?
place that with this and the charge button because I think these are bit crap what's
a dickhead
let's go and bang this in here and see if it works all right
all right
no that should be fine that battery's not working
yeah if I'm 26 I'm 30% charging that's about 800%
I might as well have a bigger one
It's worth it.
Yeah.
Four of them need to go though.
Whistle.
Too bad.
They're still on 41.
81, it's not that bad.
Yes, correct.
With as well.
Sweet.
We can use that to challenge the backpack now.
OHH!
FUCK OFF!
NO!
I'll get you on this.
In case you need to.
You're not going to take me for a pop-up to change the way we're going to sleep now?
Yeah, sleep in there.
I've got another twisted thing that you want on the top.
Oh, the bracket?
Yeah.
I'll go back now.
I'm working.
Hannah's done cancel.
Oh yeah, don't you cancel the order? No, because the camera's not on yet.
It's been three weeks working.
Oh, that's just cool.
Yeah, oh, you've plugged the old gatelyd.
Oh, go and sell that, I'm sorry.
Oh, Polar Geist.
I've got a book about Polar Geist.
Flying off the shelves.
To keep father's day guest.
What was that?
Alright, he's woke up a bit now, is he?
Not a cracked edge out there at my expense, is it?
Is it?
Apologise.
I needed that one.
Apologise.
Ah, rebelling!
My first time standing up past his head side, I'll fucking break you, don't forget that.
Strike 21 by the way.
Well, you've really racked them up by the way. When did they reset?
By the way?
When did they reset?
By midnight.
They've got 30 minutes.
They're like Fiona.
Oh, track.
And the sun goes down.
The sun goes down.
Let's see it's come out.
Oh, I would get it.
Respect.
You slag.
You shag.
Ah, fucking hell.
Honestly.
Sorry, I'm going to have to quit.
All right.
Did you doubt anything?
No, sorry.
Oh, the monitor's gone off.
Pardon me.
Back on.
But my hair is shambolic.
Such hot hair, it's unbelievable.
Oh! Man, it has gone off.
Oh! Back on.
What's the name on it?
Now I'll hold them back on now.
Oh! Oh! We're gone off again.
oh back on I've got a 4k pro but that's a capture though
stream pedals are a bit shit are they
what were you using them for?
oh what were you using it for?
oh gone off again oh back on again can this better not be a recurring thing though
No, I think it is.
He'll be calling me up.
Back off again.
Back off again. 4K, 4K 60 Pro.
That's it. But what's the software called?
Capture utility.
That's the one, yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
You're positive?
Yeah.
Is that the one you've known from your battle?
That's...
That's why it shows gameplay there.
Just get all of them. You need that one anyway.
Do that.
What do you think I do?
Let me see what it's like.
I've got distracted doing that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm up at half-eight.
Bar the League.
What a fucking man, by the way.
Cox is going there tomorrow.
That is mental.
What a fucking soldier he is.
What a man. I can't wait to see him and give him a hug.
Check, whenever Cox comes on stream tomorrow,
it's the biggest fucking W spam going.
He's reasoning makes sense though. I think it's hard to what would I do in that position
because you can't even imagine it. You know what I mean? He's just a fucking amazing guy.
But I don't think he keeps himself busy but yeah, obviously if he doesn't go it makes
a bigger thing when he goes next week so probably. Right, yeah, unreal mum. Blackhound bands,
Yeah, we've got some t-shirts made, check don't you worry.
You forgot to go for a pee. Fucking legend. Let's go for the wazer either
So
Just me and you yeah, we can make a run for it now if you want
Because I got balls tomorrow
You can travel your life together. All of that. All of that hard work to be beaten by Prime.
What the fuck is this software? What's Chad saying? What software do we need? I don't get it. Why is this not working?
Are you sure you want to cancel this? Yes, cancel this.
Who's that?
Alright, that doesn't even go to the door.
But what came up in the thing?
You alright?
Oh, look at that. My posture's alright, you know.
Woooo!
That's how it goes in the errands!
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
That's the one, yeah.
COW COW
Like, you think, no, it should go.
I think if you put all and then, the settings card, it comes up with some different settings.
This one?
Yeah.
And then all at the same time.
Oh, okay.
I think it's all.
All, all control.
That's the mic, that's the mic, chef mic, microwave, give me a wave, we mate here,
called Dave
um
we're having a problem here aren't we?
yeah
well he's laughing
he'll fucking laugh
shall I not cancel the order then?
no it's the text I know
oh okay
what about string lamps?
fucking hell
do you like it?
It keeps it down just
What do you say?
Do you do you like the lens?
No, it's too zoomed in to zoomed in that's that's why you need a wider lens. Yes, we got one
Oh, oh, I don't know
That's that's a proper wide one. Is that full team on?
Is that you got a good one? Yeah, that's pretty good
Connect charger, thumbs on 7% there. Not fucking looking good, bruv.
Okay, no secret.
Come on, nosey stuff, come on, nose fucking everything mate.
Oh, on your feet, what did you see?
You sit down again for a minute, just rest your legs.
Again, why does my chat stop moving when I actually watch it? Do you know why?
I bang it on and it just stops moving.
I wonder if it's a table thing.
It could be a cable thing.
I'll try a different cable.
Check if the touch-up star update, I'm sorry.
The sensor, see what I think I'm thinking.
No, I didn't say that.
No, it's got to be like that.
Oh, the up star.
And then such a touch.
That's the update.
Very very interesting
Why it's your my cable so around
Yeah, should be one more
Just die
Brand new one here, hey, do you want to have it?
Oh, this won't be, this won't be long enough.
Always got something.
Hello!
First time you met?
I think so, man.
You might not have seen me for a little bit.
There you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, can you say nice to meet you?
It's nice to meet you.
It's got an ensemble.
I don't want to hear a USB pen.
USB pen?
Yeah, don't ask me why, I'm hearing a USB.
He's got an electric toothbrush, that's what you need it for.
A USB pen? What the fuck, a USB pen?
A USB.
Oh, it's a memory stick.
Yeah, memory stick, you got one.
Oh!
You don't have one, surely?
No, because it's not 2008 anymore.
You can just normally send things normally.
It's the only time I need one.
Because of your PlayStation footage?
That was shown in done four days ago.
That was a brummer, wasn't it?
I'm not in the form of that you will fucking get it.
No, I'm not.
I'll see you all get it mate.
Wait, honestly.
That's fine.
We are alright mate.
We are alright.
We are alright.
Alright?
Don't you worry about that.
What's all that later?
Don't you worry about that.
We're alright.
We're alright.
No, I don't.
I don't.
No USB.
I don't have one, sorry.
It's actually not a USB, by the way.
It's a hard drive.
It's not a hard drive.
Is it not?
Looking for a USB stick.
Strike 22.
I guess B state that's what you want.
You reckon I'll be in the bridge or what the fuck?
You reckon you'll get one in the bridge or what?
Probably not at three weeks don't make that on a Sunday.
Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
PPP, peaceful planning.
Ah, exactly.
F-I-A, you're going to get fast and you're harsh.
If you keep this on me
F-I-Y-A
in your ass
F-I-A first and worst
Right, okay
I'll try to make it a good time
I don't know if you've heard of Billy
He just takes an empty cabinet
No one else on this land have you just shouted at him
I know there's a person in the house
He's chasing me on Google
Oh my God
B-O
Jakey's going for the GPT.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm not.
He calls it a Jakey finals.
Oh, are we going head or head?
No.
Make this.
Yeah, I'm sure it is.
Does it?
I'm sure it is.
The GM's is fine.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, mate.
Fucking knock would be nice.
Fucking hell.
He's not in the mood.
He's tired.
He's in the song.
He's been on his handsong since his first full shift, since I fucking took him on and he's fucking...
So she took me on?
You fuck!
What about him?
I thought you were talking about me there.
No!
You fucking...
What about me?
I wasn't talking about you!
You know what I mean?
Mother's life!
Nothing cropped!
You know what I mean?
Mother's life, I'm about him.
Sorry, I'm sorry about that mate.
He did have a USB.
Oh, that was his...
What is he pointing at?
He's maybe had it, has he?
Oh, there it is.
He's got a USB as well as this one.
Yeah.
Isn't it?
You have to be quick for that, like, you'll need that back ace up.
Right, what?
Cos that's got loads of stories on free-for-all.
Oh, is it? Oh!
That's a bit interesting to see what's on there.
Oh, why is this top?
Yeah, cos I'm uploading Jakey's footage for them.
Oh, yeah, two and a half hours.
Whistle.
Yep, not blue.
It's crazy that they're doing this on a subject.
Yeah, no. Bad enough.
Very bad.
You've heard it?
Pee-pee-pee, piss-paw-planning.
Paw-paw-planning.
Are they shocked?
No.
Cod, there's camera on yet, Cod. Fucking everything being paid by the hour, eh?
Taking the piss, mate.
Let's just do your USB camera for now, then.
Nah, I'm not joking, no rush.
Wait, it's not working. Don't know why.
Well, we need to figure out why, Cod.
Oh yeah, let me just reset this and then we'll reset your computer.
Yeah, let's give it a full reboot. Give it a full reset.
Let's see if it actually likes that.
Stay there for a minute, Chelsea.
Alright, cheers.
This happens to my computer, I mean.
Yeah, sometimes on different computers it's just loads of different things.
So someone suggested check the output settings for the camera. I've checked it. They're all fine
Yeah, if you use it if you use it for streaming before then
I'm gonna reset it actually, you know, let me do that. If you go go bottom right good to the arrow bottom
Actually, let me cancel that because I've just uninstalled it so if I just install it again
Because it might have been an old version on there
And then I'll reset the computer and then Bob's your uncle. Or maybe not. Maybe your uncle's name is Gary.
Steven. That's my dad. Actually. Dave and Paul. Dave and Paul. Paul, the guy that I've done customer service, Fernando, is there with me?
Nah, he's a cutie.
He's a bit more scum.
He's Uncle.
He's Uncle, man.
No, he's not my Uncle, he's Uncle.
He's Uncle?
Yeah, he's not my Uncle.
Well, he might be.
He's called Paul.
Yeah.
Did he sound like your Uncle?
He's not Scals.
Yeah, I got it.
So, I definitely am not Scals.
What is that?
That's Uncle Paul.
That's the one, Kyle, let's give it a full redo.
My speaker's on now, yeah, perfect, so.
Yeah, I just had to go, buh-buh-buh.
Finding this fucking camera would be the way.
Hmm.
Honestly.
It's lag.
Yeah, old slag.
That's the worst part.
Sorry.
Your camera's being paddled by that.
Yeah, that's got to last a fucking shit some time, innit?
If it's from 1994, no, it's been plugged in for how long?
Yeah, true.
Oh, that PC panel's looking nice.
That's nice, isn't it?
And you can see it now.
Yeah, yeah.
It's been up on the floor.
100%.
100%.
You can see all your fans.
Oh, I get it.
All six
Yeah, let's not go giving out this time though cost to me one one point seven grand when I was in the jungle
Oh, yeah, I
Don't know. Have I ever scored you about that shit? I don't think I have other I honestly thought it was like a
Yeah, we need to help him
Yeah, help help from the both sides interested something that will never happen
I didn't know they were degenerates like that. I thought they were all good boys.
degenerates is interesting, well I could think of them worse.
gone
cunts
arseholes
dickheads
shit for brains
fucking dimwits
morons
imbeciles
let's go on tangfastics
tangfastics?
How does that one originate? You've got prints.
What?
Tangfastics.
What does that rhyme with?
Let's hold off.
Let's see if this camera's work.
Finally, we got somewhere.
What the fuck it has.
Err, let's lay down the software
I'm not going to lie on that somehow
It should be working in the software
SHOULD BE BEING
OOOH
YEAAAHHHHH
It's playing!
It's playing!
It's playing!
It's playing!
It's playing!
Fucking turn off my name, I'm just complaining
What the fuck was that then?
Err, that's your mic, I'll put it into your speakers
And then back and forth
Yeah, we've got to start starting that, I've got to come here
fucking hell the hell's he doing now excuse you yeah I've reset worked so what's
happening there if you might explain to me speaking to them back to me my do
I say is it's just like a constant fucking reveal yeah where's your headphones so
So we need to set this to your...
It is interesting, there's some information for you, I'll put you all that way, I'll tell you this for free.
Right, if you know that a reset is more powerful than a shutdown.
Okay.
Because when you reset, it purposely has to turn everything off and restart it.
But a shutdown, things to keep running.
Alright.
Thank you for letting me know that.
No problem.
I'm happy to help you, Conn.
I'm happy to help you.
Oh, it's got a toothbrush out.
Oh, it's got three settings.
Why is it a toothbrush?
Oh, you mean for him it's not a toothbrush?
It's... I don't want to send it.
What's going on there?
We're not bonding or anything, so...
Don't be afraid of that.
Listen, just because he's not just a cameraman anymore doesn't mean this is what you're aiming for.
You can't move on, you've got to stay here for life.
I'll say it, you've changed.
Have I?
Yeah.
And the cameraman can change as well, like that.
Strike 23.
I don't know what time is it?
Strike 1.
Sick of these strikes.
Sick of these strikes, are you?
Have you ever reached 34?
never received a strike in your life.
No, this is the first day.
You've got a fan of it?
Yeah.
Do you want to do that?
Oh, because I can tell you,
say you must be getting bucking pissed.
I fucking hate to see that, Chaz.
I want you fucking feeling on top of the world.
So I'll tell you what, give another couple of hours you can go.
There's a reason this camera's got a tripod.
There's a reason you've got two ears and one mouth,
Listen more than you talk
I've got as a very living child. I hope try me mate. He's laughing. He's giggling because he knows I've got him
I've got him
We have fun it we have fun. We have fun
Taking on any cameraman
Come I might take in a new cameraman. Oh
Call that off before you start strike two stop talking. I've got quite excited there. Yeah, that's perfect
you get excited or you want, hide it, not interested, don't want it, neither does he.
Let's crack over the job in hand.
He's been doing a great job.
Well, he has, hasn't he?
That's his job.
And what's he give like?
What's he give like?
He came, what was it like?
You don't deserve a laugh after today.
Yeah.
Okay, we've got HMI one working.
Do you wanna test to see if your settings are all good?
Yeah, yeah, come on, dude.
Cheers, mate.
Now I've got the speakers back on,
to see if we've still got that reverb.
Yep, and another problem I need to fix now.
This came only when we used the C.
Yeah, pain in the ass.
But you can have a converter.
Oh, do you have a converter, that?
Burt, barely know her!
He likes it, plus one, that's it.
10 plus 12, still cracking joke.
He loves it, he loves it.
Laugh.
Laugh by your cry.
Thank you.
What about the USB-C to USB that I gave you before?
The white one from the...
The USB-C has been used for that.
I'll tell you what I'll do. We bought you another one of these.
Could have used that one if you want.
We can just unbox it and see if we can see what we've got here.
Ah, so now you just think about, yeah.
There's not as much wire there, is there?
Ah, I can release it over there.
What, do you want a big noise on?
Yeah, yeah, just a little bit if that's all right.
Bang-Bing-Bong. Perfect. Chat box. Algato needs to be...
Right, I'm getting concerned for your well-being now. As your employer, okay. I'm gonna be
sending you home very shortly. Get some rest. I'll see you bright and early at nine o'clock.
Not okay with you? Perfect. Call it three o'clock. I'll let you go. Not funny. Not funny.
It's not the time to be joking either and I do I'd like to apologize, but I won't because comedic
Oh three two one
You're back in the room. I'll can help you constan
You may go off
Can't remember your last name. Sorry. Can I set up? I just got the other one though
All right, I'm gonna open one that I was gonna give you
Oh, so it's a buy one but brought one what's going on here then?
Yeah
Is that what I bought? No, it's one of my
I bought some servants because I didn't know if yours arrived but ok thank you
if you need anything take whatever I don't use man I'm gonna see there's a
wire you're not see me mate Stanley up yeah
stand there we go you know I use your mates right what's that I'll treat you
hey cheeky give that dip it in take it out suck it
Come on, some respects.
6,000 bit rates, still saves a bit of eye.
Interesting. Very interesting.
Aces Michael Scott, never met my chef mate, hello.
Oh, hello, have a look.
I like the white ones, I prefer them.
Are you talking about the stream deck?
Play the fifth, no comment.
I will comment actually, I was on the mother's stream deck.
I can't get the humour, I like it, I like it, whoa, whoa, whoa, cold, knocking on the
door.
What would it work?
You slag.
So this, oh yeah, sick.
This is the type of wire that we need as well.
Perfect.
Join this one.
No, you can keep that.
Cos I ate and it's only got four.
I like the...
Good point.
15.
Good point.
But what I'll do is, cause you've opened it.
It's a joke, that's a joke, that's a joke, it's a joke.
It's a Christmas joke.
And I've got a great question for the Q&A.
What was your last set up?
You're welcome.
Canceled.
Erm, I'm only joking.
Go on Jake, you'll get it.
We love con, Jake's when we fucking love con.
Oh, thank you guys.
Alright, Jake.
Thank you very much for the 15 Jake, come on the fucking boy, hang on a minute.
19, hey Jake, come on mate.
You're on commission, let's get a few gifting in Jake, that's not playing these fucking silly games there.
We know you're doing alright, don't we?
Hey?
Cancel the old hat-out, don't need to, wrong thing, not ours.
Shall I cancel that thing out?
Yep, yeah.
Can I put this?
Put what where?
Bill Gatto, put it on this side.
Of course you can, prefer it anywhere.
So I've got a USB socket there, I'm going to go under the table and plug it in.
Mysterious girl, I want to get close to you.
Right, don't get too excited, I'm going to get under the desk.
I don't want to lay down, my back just cracks.
I didn't hear any cracking.
It's a first little break I've had in a while, yep.
That's nice.
He's taking a seat.
Yeah.
Where's that wire gone?
There it is, like that, we need to plug into our USB hub, under here, that should make
a noise, not that one, appreciate it chat, there we go, appreciate the chat, I know they're
saying free caravan chat, that's 30 minutes, 30 minutes, 30 minutes, 30 minutes, fuck you
As soon as we get this set up we are free.
Oh you're not?
I'm not. I'm saying over.
You're exactly not.
24 hours in the bar boys house.
You slag.
I'm loving that.
That's just the intro.
Yeah, there you go.
This is on now. Perfect.
Oh, got to play.
Oh, that's the hell.
That is speakers, sort it, your job, I relax.
Why is that happening?
That's your, I don't know mate.
What usually happens when you press that button?
What button?
I don't know, what did you press?
Oh, you pressed G.
Ah, that might be.
So we need to make sure that the audio is coming out of your mic.
So, you know your thing better than me.
Elgato, there we go.
And turn it on.
Ooh, ooh.
24 hours.
There we go.
Huge leg.
Can I?
Put some Spotify on.
DJ.
Hey, what's happening? DJ X is here.
With jam I chose just for you.
Up first?
Now we're in the earphones.
Yeah. Yeah. And then...
If we turn the PlayStation on, which it is on, go to main.
And then go HDMI.
And now it's being headed...
Look at that sound.
There we go. Nice.
We're getting there. There we go.
Is that a bit choppy?
It's alright.
Put us in music. Go you hands.
Oh, that's right.
Proper is.
There's nothing that you've got to fucking work out when you're streaming by the way.
The technology's a fucking pain in the ass.
It's like where all the audio inputs and signals go, right?
Yeah, it's pain in the ass.
Everyone's is a little bit different as well.
How did you learn all this?
Just you cheating myself.
I was just doing trial and error.
I love it, you're trial and error, can't I?
When I was doing it during lockdown,
I could kind of get into how I wanted to.
Be quiet, I must admit.
Can you not tell?
Hang on a minute, have I fucking missed some subs there?
ZO, favorite of 10 gifted, go on, ZO.
You silly slag.
Silly slag.
I forgot, I panicked.
We haven't had them in a while,
and I didn't know whether to use silly or daft or...
Daft could've been good, though.
You daft, slag.
No, you just can't have a fucking no reason, though.
What was the accent good on the Duff?
Or should I just do it?
Yeah Duff's bitch!
Yeah, that's fair, can I pay a good...
Yeah, you get it, yeah.
Thank you very much, I appreciate that, thank you.
One day, Zoe, I'll get it, and we'll be so gassed.
Yeah.
Yeah, we might be.
There we go.
Rarely quiet, the audio.
Like the PlayStation oil was really quiet, so you know turn your head from there, you
know that's still a lot quieter than it normally is, normally I have that set on 3, I guess
I'm not one there, back out of here I know, maybe turn the actual PlayStation on, one
Yeah, but I never know I'm not that high, but we're using a new device. Yeah, you are my why yeah, maybe
Right, okay, I can handle that can handle it. Yeah, yeah, but then it's also called we desktop harder, and I don't need it to
What else comes through your desktop audio?
You do need just new music and whatever else I play
So you can't just me right? No
Yeah.
Why? Wait, why haven't they come through there?
Exactly.
Just mute the one that's got a separate one there.
Because you're only going to hear the place here, so I'm going to use it.
Yeah, but now I don't need that. I can't hear anything.
I don't know if you can mute it.
No, you muted camera.
Well, you still need to mute camera, because we haven't made your camera, will you?
I mean so if you need that I'll back out of your retina.
And you can hear it in desktop.
Yeah it's coming up there a bit.
So we need to make sure that the Elgato device is only inputting, outputting through...
So double click desktop for audio.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he's got a PlayStation on, I'll put him on it.
Of course, that, so...
Never, I've always got that.
Okay, that's why it's going through your desktop.
It's not, because that's why I've always got that.
So when you double click that, that'll give you options...
Yeah.
...to control or, like, mute...
...they'll get it, at least.
Yeah, it doesn't...
...you can just select what you listen to.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to scroll all these down.
Yeah.
So this is in PS5?
Yeah, so...
Do you not get rid of that?
No, because if I choose something else and I can't hear it.
No, no, above that, wouldn't you not just be like this?
Or is that...
Oh, okay, okay.
So is it like double...?
Basically, that's the point I'm coming through in, I don't know why,
because there's nothing on my desktop that should be playing right now.
Is that...
Other thing?
No.
Other than my actual...
The only thing I can hear is PlayStation.
Ego-Systical, favour to five mate, I appreciate the five,
but thank you very much bro.
I appreciate it a lot man, thank you.
So I'll just play Danny Chet.
You're not gonna swear at him.
What?
You're not gonna swear at him.
That kid's name's Ego-Systical, so you can't give him.
You can't call him a cunt.
Oh, I know, I know, I know.
There's a lot you have to think about,
There's a lot you've got to take in and think about.
Do you know what I mean?
So much, so much to take in.
Right click on the old ghetto.
Right click on the old ghetto?
Yeah.
And go to properties.
Yep.
And then scroll all the way down.
And then cut your audio on there.
Hmm. Very weird. Do you activate? Activate. Should pop back up there in a minute.
It'll be, it'll be to do with the XLI, it won't be,
because that's been plugged in for ages.
I think we can get around it, never the latter.
Worst case scenario, if you just fucking mute that.
Colby Wank and Obey, February 10th, your Wanker.
Thank you very much Colby, mate.
I appreciate that unbelievable name, Colby Wank and Obey.
Fucking brilliant, actually, ain't it?
Fucking quality, mate.
Thank you for that, I appreciate it, I love you mate.
Go on the bike.
Thank you very much mate.
Hmm.
Let's have a look here.
I've not had one red bull today, thank you.
Got one.
I'm going all the way home though, fuck, you know.
You're not crashing here, yeah?
No, mate.
Or is it the wall?
I know.
Or is it the wall that's paint, putting you off?
No, I'm alright, I can actually stay here tonight.
I think it's your stay here mate, you can just fucking sleep in the bed.
What a treat.
Unused, unslap tent.
Oh, essentially?
Yeah.
You've been the first person to have slept in that room.
Not just to sleep.
Oh!
You don't have a wanky about bed.
I wasn't gonna cut him with chars.
Moe.
Yeah.
He's your stain.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah, you got him.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's leaving them here.
Yeah, I'm walking home.
Well, he's walking here, you're walking home.
He'll be calling off, so.
Yeah, we're fucking calling.
Oh, what the fuck?
That's, got it?
Adel.
Consensual, anal.
Consensual, anal.
Yeah.
Yes.
Right. Well, I think we can get past that one or anything. Shall we see if it works on them,
don't you?
We'll keep that lens on that for now, because we'll take that tomorrow.
Oh, awkward. Sorry about that, Jack, I don't mean to do that.
4, 4, 5, do we want you looking like this?
Oh, you'd make it look very white there. That's better. I'm looking more human.
Now we'll do...
You like that, that looks good. Can you move it up a bit for me please?
4, 5, there we go.
Yeah, that'll do there, thank you.
And then obviously we'll be a bit more centered once we push her down.
Yeah, of course it will, yeah.
Oh nice right then if we if I believe check we actually do click
Oh, so I'm knocking at the door postcode launcher. I can hear it. You can't know second ingestion actually show this now
Is that correct chat it is indeed you can hear me you can see me. We're good to go. So we're cooking there
Oh
Things he's got a rest put the camera. He's got a rest put the camera back up. What's he doing back on the camera?
Yes, that's on her and I can switch back towards here. Yeah, so we're now we're on this
Holy quality there you go
And then obviously when he's had a rest we fucking and then so when Chaz's life I can switch to Chaz's
Teases
GKIS, Beano's, everyone's...
Oh wow.
Yeah. IRL toolkit, the world we live in now, it's crazy mate.
What's for the whole house?
Pardon?
So you can say...
30 FPS it is?
30 chub.
Are you on a 30?
No, no, it's the same, it is 30.
What do you mean 30?
They're saying really good quality, but 30 FPS.
Okay, so Mike is low, Mike's fine chat.
Mike's fine.
is set to changes to NTSC for 60.
Change to what you fucking want, mate.
The mic's fine.
The settings are all the same, so I'm not giving up balls yet.
Is there anywhere I can make this mic higher?
Yeah, that.
And then, which way?
I'm loosing it.
That way?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, perfect.
Oh, that.
Yeah, that's fine.
You're switching off this one.
Yeah, we'll do it in a minute.
Two zoomed in. Yeah no shit, they're CADs, it's not the right camera. Fuck you know, we
listening to anything today. Not the right lens. Are you fucking tighten this?
There we go, oh cameras gone off, back to you Chess.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It should be back on.
It's low key quiet. Fuck him, let me listen to that.
The right side of it can be quiet, it's the exact same mic.
To ingest.
The right side of it can be quiet, it's the exact same mic.
Testing, testing. One, two, three. Can you hear me?
The mic should be good and working.
Testing, testing. One, two, three. Can you hear me?
The mic should be good and working.
80, 60 frames of testing.
Perfectly fine.
Can you hear me? The mic should be good and working.
Yep.
So now you have to set your settings of the old gata thing to 60px.
Oh there's one going to 70px.
Oh there's one doing that, back to you Jazz.
So go back to the software.
This one?
Oh no, sorry.
Go to search, tap in 4K.
Open that one.
Go to settings.
Oh, can hear me self.
Echo, knew that.
ten eighty sixty
call that's an average and close that
the idea says sixty on the cell
is going to the prices on
video info
that's what i thought
yeah why is it twenty nine on there
i don't judge that
can you tell it's thirty-one yes i can
i don't know if you saw people
Some people might be able to sell.
You've got two minutes and then you can order an Uber.
You can change it anyway.
Huh?
Yeah me, close all that and then transition it on there instead.
What are you using to the camera?
It is fake camera.
And then...
Six day?
Yeah.
I think it was a little bit, kind of like.
Is the camera any better? Can anyone tell or what?
The somewhat full timer is back, thank you.
Told you Jack, the days I can stream, I fuck it, it's better. Yeah, fairs.
Move around.
It's great, butter, nice. Perfect, sweet.
Oh, that's right.
Bit close mate, yeah, wrong lens again, get it, zoom out, fauna, zoom in please, come.
For only Ā£3 a month, you can sponsor this, Hungry Streamer.
Mental.
You just looked really like a difference.
Thank you.
Like you're in one of those orphan videos.
In an orphan video, you'd say I don't know Dad.
No.
Just a toad's orphan, I don't know if you're good at shows.
That's fucking pissed me off after 12 camera down backpack off fuck off
Now I joking charge you don't know what cameras to learn you a mate
Are they all right you've done a fucking great shift today
These weak arms are heavy Eminem. I get it peanut allergy don't touch. Oh
Okay just
You have to take that apart, that's awkward.
Did what kind of keep that?
What did you want?
I wanted to keep the camera just there.
Why?
Because otherwise I can only use this.
You can only use that for now anyway, because you need more chemicals.
Actually, you've got to do something.
We've got a lot of batteries to this camera.
Everybody's got left?
Were you taking it with you to Paris?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I don't know, why are you leaving it?
I don't know, what do you want it here for now?
Well, not just so...
Yeah, so basically, I can go upstairs on that camera,
it's just for the house, we do this.
Are you done now?
You take it with you?
Yeah.
I think we've got one left, but it's full charge.
Right, we don't have any charge over night anyway, are we?
Yeah.
Got a battery charger.
What, how do you charge the battery?
No, no, we've got to do it, we've got the chargers.
You've got two...
What have you got still left to do here, Conn?
I think that's it. I'll tie you up a bit.
And then you can head out.
Are you driving home?
I don't know yet.
You're saying that you don't have to, but you can stay.
So the thing's coming tomorrow. Do you need them still?
It's more like, for you to be able to arrange the desk out.
Right, okay.
But would you stay tomorrow to do that?
Or would you rather just fuck off all?
I mean, I've got some stuff to do at home.
Right, okay, sweet.
Because if I stay, and the deliveries come along.
What, 6pm or something like that?
Yes.
Yeah, I hear that.
I can tell you what needs to be done for the desk to go on.
Yeah, I can just face time, just don't forget that.
You basically need to...
Mike is deaf or not as good, it's just nowhere near as clear.
I don't understand what the... it's the same mic with the same settings, I don't understand
the difference.
So this is responsible for your audio setting, isn't it?
Yes.
Do you know how to have that in your...
No, I don't have... the mic, it's fine.
Bro, I've literally just had the stream... I've got the stream on.
The mic, it's fine.
The mic's fine.
I've got the stream on.
That sounds normal.
The mic, it's fine.
The mic's fine.
The mic's fine.
The Mike's fine. I think you just fucking moaning over nothing
Testing testing one two three
Is it meant to happen
Okay, so shall we just fuck this off and I go for a PC panel as usual
No, I'm not that's my point but that you just said that's to blame for me audio
Okay
Well, yeah, I'll be honest. Yeah, I think it's fine. I think people just fucking morning for no reason on the morning because they know I'm a nibble
Someone's not shut the fridge downstairs. Cold. I get it fridge is cold inside. Don't close me in kill me
Inside been there done that water t-shirt and the hoodie FA cup. Thank you
Actually are you should be intimidated by your boss. All right con respects. Yeah
Right, you reckon it's worth swapping lenses now, I mean I'll just bring that with me tomorrow.
Yeah, but you actually can't forget this.
Yeah, no, I won't, don't worry.
Have you got a cap?
Sat on watch the nine hours dream, fucking Welling Smith,
you can have a fucking gifted sub for that mate.
For Ā£4.99, get him in quick mate.
What do you mean by that?
Now my joke, I'll gift you one right now.
Carry it, or...
What, for him to carry it?
Same here mate, oh here we go.
No, we've got...
there you go and me yeah fucking it's like it's like a fucking birthday message
now when I ask my friends birthday my friends birthday fucking everyone's
fucking birthday have you got the lens me
I'm gonna fucking flip me shit if that fuck is touched anything
Tell me it's on that camera Chas, tell me it's on that camera and that fuck is getting it.
Is it on the camera? Is it on his camera?
Yeah, it fucking will be, it fucking will be. Stop touching my shit James!
Watched for nine hours, but and I watched Chazzy before, oof, I'm sorry to hear that.
You sure that frizzed with me as well please?
Cheers kid.
Audio's gashes, it was not as gash as your mums fucking.
dirty meat potato mate so how about you fuck off let me time you out it's in a
bit dickhead I've ten minutes on the naughty step your wanker
go on Ollie that's over the tent mate fucking got my boy thank you very much
mate go on Ollie now there's nothing wrong with the audio they're just doing it
because I'm nibbling every time yeah if it's funny but we'll see you laughing in
a minute I don't watch inside and they're fucking oh you know what you're
Inside the fucking swivel on that one dick adds
Now could I never use me phone
Actually, yeah, if you can find one actually fuck it why not
Yeah, exactly yeah, yeah, that's also true
No, I am gonna watch inside
I'll turn the Wi-Fi off if you keep on with this noise. I like you fuck off
Which lights
Yeah
Stop flickering
NTSC, National Television Services.
Could be, might be, who knows.
But in the UK we use PAL.
PAL, P-A-L, PEN-PAL.
The PEN-PAL will be 25 and 50.
Right.
You'll use infertile and 60.
So it doesn't match with your frequency of your light.
That's what I switch to.
So does one fix that?
I should switch it back to 21.
Yeah, let's switch it back so it happens. Should we go dark for a second chat just bear with it. Oh desk is moving
just one moment so can't hear the background yet probably because I'm on my PC remember my first stream fuck off
jaymer
Catty further the five gift in your sexy bitch. Thank you very much cat. I appreciate a five before that as well
Well, thank you very very much. I appreciate that fucking legend. Thank you very much cat. That genuinely that quarter is fucking unbelievable
You change whatever you fucking want me
going off in three two one you can still aim it you just can't see me just
imagine me with me fucking massive rock on that's what I've gone out right now
you got a spare camera cap
Is that what, did you not have one on the camera before?
That's what I'm meaning, there was one on the lens and I put that in the bag and now that one's gone.
Cause I definitely know I've put that lens on.
Well that's the wide lens, innit?
Yeah, but that's mine.
That's yours?
Yeah, so...
Back on, hello?
What do you need to spare up the one for the bag?
So...
Let me just order some actually, just whilst I'm on here.
Yeah.
I can 3D print it.
Yeah, but it's got to take fucking four to five fucking working days and you want to start streaming it?
Camera caps
How big are we talking? Oh not penis camera caps
Type in what
Are the crying about 30 FPS
You can fucking have the notice
You can't know this. It's not even 30 FPS. Just tell them it's none of the fucking...
Right, what the type it is, right, so on it.
I think it's the top one there.
D now, what do you get?
How many do I get? Two.
Just click it for a sec. I want to see if you get the back hand front.
Just scroll through the images.
Just go through this.
So you get both, one for that one and one for that one.
Yeah, perfect.
I'll order two of them.
Let's try my mouth to go.
Yeah, I think James will come up and mix mine.
I like James, but he's got a fucking start, fucking sort of himself out here.
Sleeping in people's beds.
Which one is it?
That's one thing I can't let slide.
Come into my room.
Have we met your room?
Yeah, exactly.
People think he thinks he fucking lives there.
Right, ready to get flashbangs with swapping lenses?
Three, two, as I said, it was OK.
Unfortunately, Chazza doesn't run the fucking house.
It doesn't matter.
Flashbang, flashbang, coming in hot, flashbang, coming in hot,
coming in hot as a flashbang.
Everyone's been flashbangs.
Oh, hello.
Looking good looking fine red bull on my mind constanum agarov
Come remember his last name. Let's make sure I got the golf
He loves it
There's been a fucking night out for you. It's on it gone
Fucking loves it. I don't know why drinking that put it down. That below me. Come on mate. No, let's go
Really
You're welcome
Won't charge you for that won't charge you for it. How do I download you can I'll charge you can I get it in
Can I get it in 4k bit zoomed out mate know you taking the piss and that's where I'll fill you in your fucking stupid bastards
I'll fill you in
Now could you go somewhere else I wouldn't have
We can't hear it just don't run a minute. Can you just speak to me, please?
just just fucking call everyone slags
slag
slag
they can hear that
fucking can't hear it, fuck it off
it's just because the camera audio
ah it's because you've been on camera audio for nine hours
I understand it
that's why
why is the roof off so centered?
yeah so basically what's happening is the desk is just pushing back
Which comes about do is that correct? Yeah, it's about to do it now. So right now setting it up. Hello sunshine
No worries, I've not got a lens cap for that though
That's yeah
Oh Chaz has got one. I think
Yeah, don't have to do it. You have roomy money is there cunt
Thank you
Clean your room, you scruff, how about you sort your hair out, you tramp?
Oh, what's that on the me?
It's moving.
Cheers mate.
Can you see it?
Oh yeah, that's just got some bumps in there.
What does that actually do?
It's like a middle sport, so if you wanted this to fit a wider desk,
You can
Does it need to be there?
Yeah
Yeah, I just think if I need me
But I also just learned to not just not let me near the jamming so
Yeah, that's fine by me
But I do need to pop some screws in there so I don't have to worry about them for sure.
That's fine by me.
Oh, go on, the fucking boys!
Five out of five gifted, mate.
Thank you very much, man.
I appreciate you, Devin.
Thank you, bro.
Fucking legends.
Go on, the boys.
Oh, American.
You never had your drinks.
Hands in the air.
Well, someone at the stake, mate.
I mean, it weren't fucking me.
What was it, Con?
I think it was.
Yeah, I think it was Chaswin, yeah?
Can you have me a steak, mate?
No.
No, I had it.
Actually, well, I'm not on camera.
Oh, hang on. Camera there, shut the fuck up. Camera there. There we go. Someone's woke up.
I did not eat that. I'm a loony stick. I'm putting that out there.
He did that.
Acting like I didn't know it. Fucking idiot. Don't even like it, Looney. Of course it won't be him.
I should do like a loony.
I know you did. Quick test. Oh, someone's er, woken up on the wrong side of bed.
Oh, not been to bed, as you can tell.
Intel could argue someone's acting a little bit childish like the jacket sold
out in stores near you probably not could it not sold out am I still watching
inside my watch outside laughing childish naughty
Oh, down up. Remember my first nine-hour shift?
What?
Really beating?
Yeah, I spoke after they made him count.
Don't up, barely, no?
Pardon?
Just say that again.
Shit house.
What year was that?
That's the high streaming.
2020, quick for a bit.
Start again, 2021.
Out of focus.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I don't.
What year was that?
2020.
2020.
2020.
2020.
2020.
2020.
2020.
2020.
I don't. Am I out of focus here? I am indeed.
Probably because maybe we're walking around. Is it set to manual or auto?
It's set to auto. That's a bit hard to put into.
Let me change back on now.
What's my new keyboard? One with letters and numbers.
Oh, sorry, I'm not part of that, mate.
Chazza, you're not going to bed, you're going to Uber.
Respect, G. See you in the morning.
Wake up bright and early at nine o'clock.
Be there or be square.
Call me Dave, go in in the sprinter, central seat.
Hello. Someone just shuts him up.
He says as he walks away, see you in the morning.
Say that I can't love you, Minge.
Hey, there you go.
Siracock.
How's that? How isn't it?
Have you seen Bone Temple?
Bone Temple, 28 years later.
Bone Temple?
Yeah.
Name?
28 years later.
28 years later?
It's a film.
The zombie one?
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw one of his massive cock out.
Yeah, so you've seen the...
Is that him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah?
What about it?
The Jimmy's.
The Jimmy, yeah.
They go, how's that?
Every time they do something weird, they're like,
how's that?
I see it's funny.
Fucking get him late.
You won't see it, you won't see it, you hear it.
What are you doing with this?
What am I doing with that?
Selling it?
Why, do you want it?
No.
You don't want it?
No.
I'm just getting rid of it.
Right, let me suck in something.
He's not sucking, buddy.
something on it is not there
there we go
there we go
nice good stuff
red one F1 in the bin
what are you on about?
I'm spare one of these as well
what's that?
you know the thing you said wasn't working
yeah
is that?
so that's what's in your PC?
yeah
well that's not working
I wonder if I should just keep it down
I think your external one is working
I'll just keep banks to anyone. I don't mind it
Yeah, if you come back at a later date mate, you saw that on then mr. Five off you okay?
I'll blame it. Hello. Don't blame me for missing it over the five mate appreciate that stop man
Stop dog. Wolf Wolf meow. Thank you very much, mate. I
Get it
What the fuck is he on tonight?
Switch.tv.
Four slash angry ginger.
Hello, sweetheart.
Your boys arrived.
Loud and clear.
Oh, oh, oh.
Ah.
Fucking been a long day on it.
I'm telling you, I come alive at these sort of times, but everyone else is dieting.
I
Telling I come alive at these sort of times when everyone else is dying
Listen, I carry the piano so the others can play
Do you know some of me? Oh group Lucy chair for the eight sexy bitch sing song
Tell me right now, baby
to myself. Stand out in a crowd.
Oh, oh wait. Might be in trouble. Could be. Lock me up. Hello. Probably a team. Just
getting me teeth okay thank god awkward
cheers oh wait he's 18 thank you so yeah chill out he's losing his mind now
I'm not I'm fully all right oh Maltese that in the mouth missed me that was shit
It could be might not be risk we taking life
Thank you very much. I don't know if I get old
Okay, I'm having a gift of the thank you
77% already what
That was off the two feet hurt that.
Oh!
Odds are against me, but we play.
I might as well get rid of him and go outside and go for a PC panel.
Oh, hello. Malteser, thank you. In the bin.
In there, in there, thank you.
Like swimwear front crawl backstroke butterfly
Wicked and swim right then so much inside
Do you know what inside?
Yeah, you probably do don't you?
Come do you know who won it? Oh
This device isn't part of your Netflix household awkward watch temporella
Tell her...Email me, tell me the code, hang on.
Do-do-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh.
Tell you right now, baby.
I'm about to look at the chat in case anyone's ruining it.
Please, just spam random names.
Thank you that I would wish it so.
The code is...
Submit code, continue, thank you.
Thank you.
Nice, there we go.
Right, let me go get a drink.
Chatter back in one moment, so one moment.
We're going to get a drink.
One minute, Chatter.
Whoa.
Is that cold?
You're leaving me alone, then?
Is that leaving you alone?
I'm leaving you alone. Don't get to get cold.
I'll try not to again.
Nice.
Proud of this.
They're gone.
Hello mate, you alright?
I'm very old, so...
Ah, just today.
How's this?
It's alright now.
Yeah, it's fucking good.
It looks good, mate.
What do I take you?
Only all day.
Oh, mate, you've done better than that.
I've been here outside all that for four.
What did you?
I've been there three or four.
What's that number?
Five, six, seven, eight.
So we...
Eight, nine, ten.
That's a serious shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy shit.
Best.
All of that.
I still need to, like, make all the cables perfect for the bottom.
Yeah.
Or cable management.
Yeah.
I don't know what to do with that.
It's a bit rushed.
No, it's very impressive.
But it's got a lot of gadgets, so it's like...
A lot of things hidden already.
As long as, like, high-tech.
Pretty much.
What was that noise you kept on there?
That's the desk. That's the desk? Yeah the desk goes up and down. I can't fully demonstrate
right now because one of the cables is a bit tight. I need to get a new cable. But it
goes like that. And it will go down. It goes up like that this time. Seriously? Oh my god,
seriously? Yeah. But was there any film that everyone loved about it? No, only if you had
super tall but then that's why that's where he like puts it up and then you
can go around and do stuff around the room. Oh you can already to be honest. I guess if he
wants the desk to be like level here. Yeah that'd be pretty cool. Yeah because the elbow
lander is on and there's a lot of them. And then eventually dartboard. Oh shit there. Yeah and then a camera. Oh there's a voodoo in. What do you call it? You can hire the desk up there for a good point. Yeah well then he has to move that camera. Oh shit yeah.
because he's bougie, you can get him a second camera, that sits about here, you can just
switch it, like record you this way, and then the other half of the screen will be another
camera that will look at the dartboard, selects a little back on, yeah, or is the other one
coming back? Yeah, exactly the same, yeah, yeah, but the ceilings here are taller, so I might find
a way that doesn't mess with the ceiling that we can hang that in a good place, that's nice.
Have you got a stream?
What he said?
Have you got a stream set up?
Yeah, all the boys love it, they bring his glass.
Can you help a bit?
Yeah, we'll move it.
I've got to be fair, we set up.
What do you think we set up?
The set up's actually looking alright now.
Yeah, looking good for a shit hole.
Right, everyone set up.
Yeah, I mean, it's like having a shed in the slums, that.
Of course it's going to look good.
What do you mean, a shed?
My room's a shit-tip, it is. Give it a week, be a shit-tip.
There's nothing wrong with seeing you talk some shit.
I talk shit, you put it on the floor, that's the difference.
Because yours is like, it's got a big bump.
100%, best of living, worst of streaming. Good job you don't stream, 11 days off.
Uh oh, including the last two, that's 13.
Did you know he was going to be like that?
No, see when we actually lived together in our house.
Our house?
Our house.
So, this is our house, yeah, interesting.
Our house, Magnus, the group, uh-oh.
Sorry, let me talk.
Are you done yet?
Yeah.
Are you done?
He hasn't even had a red bull yet.
No, he's not.
Red bull, Lothan, partner, ambassador, athlete, LL.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
That long-lost-looking face of the fucking jump, I don't know.
Proceed.
So, like I was saying, we say I'm stronger than Mike, but the backdrop, you see you've got user potential, so I designed the whole backdrop.
I'm going to tell you as a bolder with it. You can turn the backdrop. Your backdrop's a fucking toilet in the bath.
Which way are you stringing in? Where's your dex?
So, with the dexing on the corner.
No, it's behind you.
Oh, hold the convoy. Felix with a five. Hello there, naughty. Thank you.
You slag. You slag!
Prove Seed, change Felix mate.
Prove Seed. Prove Seed.
Prove Seed.
So the thing with the wall, the bike to the work, it definitely do it like a big design.
I've got an old planned out.
Old planned out, hasn't got a clue, not planned for Carl.
I'll tell you that for free.
It's old planned out mate, I've got the design.
Is it? I've got it on the phone mate.
Sure mate. Let me just grab him this arm some.
Yep.
Does she just get money for a gift? Depends on if you want me to or not.
I can always go on into a chariot, let you off.
Hi, I'm Chariot.
Nice to meet ya.
Which one?
The one you were looking at.
Oh, that's awkward.
I had a fucking unreal stream today. I wondered why my views were up.
I run 30 seconds of ads every hour.
That means changing.
Wait, what?
What is that?
Because when I was watching inside out, I forgot to change it back.
Oh my God, what a first day of you, man.
But you've got the luxury we can turn down the ads because you still get a lot of revenue.
Oh dear, ads back up. Enjoy the two minutes in a minute. That's pissed me off. I've actually bought a TV today and I'm gonna be negative.
Two thousand expensive TVs, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna send it very freely, not like James here and I'm sorry.
You're gonna send it through, team it. I'll have a look. Eyes up here. Eyes down there.
That's the gist of what I want.
That's the gist of what he wants.
That's the gist of what I want.
What've you sent it on?
What's that?
Just got it now. We'll have a look
What's that above your bed? Yeah
Okay
you should be this yeah that's what you're talking about
yeah that's what you're talking about
oh I actually said it to you
oh yeah so I built um these forms
from wheels
I was gonna bring up and just like wheel into everyone's
different
and you can decorate them however you want
so I could do mine with that
yeah yeah yeah
Irish flag there, that'll be good for the world cup
all weight, didn't qualify
I'm gonna have some decoration in my studio
tune it up
bringing them all on that and then you bring them all up here.
So I built them so they could fit three doors.
Sorry.
Yeah.
So I built them so they could fit three eight doors.
For me, I'm going to do that.
Yeah, that sounds good.
That's all right.
I already built.
Yeah.
I just need to get everything.
I've asked Mike to take the data because he doesn't assume that he's signing up.
Mike and me, you know, just want to wait on the sign.
Well, have you reminded him?
Probably not.
Once I've got all the data, do you know what I mean?
anything else? anything else? not for me?
mic on, camera on, speed rolling, action
all right sorry it's the end of the day
oh let you drink that con, remove that we don't drink that in here
nice end of the day it's looking a lot different than it did start today
It's looking sublime, superb, fantastic.
It's looking slick, slim, and slam.
It's looking amazing, Conn, thank you very much.
The desk, in my opinion, is unbelievable.
I'm loving the leather.
Okay, we've got Groot air.
Okay, we've got me going, so I'm not set up yet.
Probably get rid of it.
Who knows, we'll see.
Future to come.
Three monitors, sublime monitors,
mics on, low arm, PC there, desk there,
up down as you like, beauty fell.
You've taken the words right out of my mouth.
Oh, and I put something in there, you can't write.
Nice.
Penis.
It's sick.
I'm gonna come back and fix a few snaggy bits.
Yeah.
There's like a wire that isn't long enough,
so right now you can't go all the way up with your desk.
Yep.
So don't be doing that.
Won't be doing it.
And yeah, I wanna kind of work more on this background
and improve that curtain for something else.
I'm thinking dartboard artwork.
Startboard, artwork, lights, camera, action.
Action, yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
That board is the most I've ever come.
I do need to buy that.
Could you actually order that now?
Yeah, I will order that.
Okay.
And then, yeah.
What's for now?
Do you have, what, eight hours?
Well, we've been live for nine and a half, so I'd probably say...
Coming up to 10 hours.
And now, because we were live before you.
Oh, no, we actually went live when you were in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you have about 10 hours.
Yeah.
10 hours later and we have a working clean set up.
Really? Someone say you've not done enough?
I do want to do more. It's frustrating.
I'm joking. I'm joking. It's been fucking unreal. I can't lie.
And you've had an Andos? Is that me?
Yeah, thank you for going above and below.
No, no, no, no, no. Honestly.
Honestly, we're out of chicken liver. I don't think we've got your camera up and running.
Do you know what? I don't want to thank you.
I just want you to make sure that you're feeling well and looked after. That's what I need, Tom.
Is this the nicest he's ever been for anyone?
Yes, really.
Oh, Beano. Hines Bain's part of our fight. You know.
You know what else? Let's get to know.
I'm just enjoying what's going on here.
Yeah, enjoying it. Better he is. Camera, action, speed, rollage.
Yeah?
Yeah, not fantastic, man.
Perfect.
Remember my first weekend of Dreamac? Must have gone off.
Hi everyone.
Yeah, thank you very much.
You wanted to spend one day there, right?
Because you get all the pay there, you get all the...
You need one day out to spend all the money on that.
Absolutely.
First of all, would have been a dream come true.
Second of all, gutting I could only spend a day there.
Is that where you need slayers on the venue?
Sorry.
I got dragged out by Secura.
Did it?
I did, because I was getting fucking dragged all over.
Well you must all call it play today, call it play which is fine.
Ah, but it was, better than real. Nice move didn't it?
Go on Zoe, you mud-bitch! Thank you very much for the fives, Zoe!
Again, on the only!
Go on for the fingers, watch for the fingers.
He kind of goes hand in hand with all the slagging off with it.
I like it.
Sorry, sorry Zoe.
Hey, thank you.
You teach me all the slang that someone does as a sub.
He's been disgusted. He's been demoralising the women. Has he silly slag?
Oh! Horrible. Fucking, he just said when you fucking dick had to one of them.
Yeah but I went like this, I had to fucking dick head.
Like, yeah I mean, it's fucking disgusting.
I'm still learning, do you still learn?
I did not give you a different five.
Tell me your real name.
Constantly you're going to be checked my phone.
Constantly you're going to be checked my phone.
It's gross.
Not back to city Irish.
Yeah, it means fucking nothing.
Kiran, five out of five, you fucking stupid cunt.
Thank you very much Kiran mate.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
here in me. Scott is like Slash, baby, you're a winner of five.
He delivered that with kindness. Yeah, you've got to deliver it with kindness.
Any chance of a focus on itself out here, cop? I'm fucking tapping it more times than a
fucking bird here. What? A bird.
What do you do with your return? No, it's a mount term. I don't know after.
What's going on? Ronald. Ronald.
Oh, his name's Ronald. What have you ordered?
Ronald. Nice. From.
Nice. I'd say it's nice.
Hey, hello Vera. I mean, hello Eva. Thank you for the 18. I appreciate that. Sorry, got mixed up with the drink.
drink any drink drink
Chingy needed outboard. Oh, hello. Is that a parrot we know?
He knows what he's doing
Nando's fellow sleep fuming
So I've ordered a Nando's. Yeah
Been sent the wrong order. Yeah, a burger actually didn't have any chicken
make it make sense shush wonder right next thing you know okay do you need the
mic so then it's not focused again I think he's picking the bike up he
lift it up a bit for us please. So yeah so I rang them up on stream, said I'm going
to collect it, they've obviously someone watching my streams told someone else,
they've gone waltzing as I've got there, Morgan Bertie's up, as I've walked out
shaped the bed so I went oh by the way this is your food, if you're going to
rob food you wouldn't do that. So I've confronted him I said right listen you
stay out here I'm gonna walk in there now and say I'm here to collect then
comes and go oh someone's just collected it awkward shouldn't have known should
have given it away really should have always brought the receipt and let her
off just because it's a very unusual thing to happen and then I gave the lads
of food tracked them down ten minutes later they'd left rubbish on the floor
told them to pick it up and put it in the bin and then they had there must have
about 14, 15, 16, give or take, and drinking Stella, drinking wine. Josh, two, no? Yeah,
so that's the sort of that really. What's the most common list of two, no? Pardon? Three
one. Inside or not, not waiting, or you're waiting to go to bed. Are you really Hannah?
Well, how about you fucking turn your attention off the Voila and listen to that.
I said 20 fucking hours ago, I was watching it today, so why don't you fuck off?
So you call that size one there?
Caraman Chazza, in the chat, gets a bed, do me aiding, me on, you on, you on, fuck off.
Which one is your name?
I said that's what you do at the, just fucking give her the word.
Ah, fuck off.
Nah, wasn't he decent? I don't come back shit man, middle time.
I need a better lens. What lens have I got? And the one in mine?
What's wrong with this one?
It's just fucking... I can hardly see anything.
It's not focusing on the monitor.
No, it's not that. I can't even see the top of the wardrobe or anything.
That's the widest shoe for me.
No, I mean one at home is wider.
Oh, that's better to be fair.
Be where you are.
After it'll loosen it.
I'll be here.
Yeah that's better, that's miles better, thank you.
So I put your focus area, not like the middle square, I like the square up here, that's
what I'm talking about.
Yeah, but I thought it should pet me up.
You shouldn't get the mic.
Right, I'm trying to follow up.
What do you all have?
I know you're buying, you're crispy.
Crispy?
Yeah, sweet.
crispy bro are you in the final episode of inside
me so it's always going to come on soon
I'm going to say fucking up I've watched the old season you know
I'm not a surprise guest
surprise guest in the final yeah
yeah one of them ones there
do you want to do a little bit
do a little bit
hello
no worries mate don't say that I'll treat you
No, I'm watching the calories
I'm not in any dinner.
Go on the with beast.
Thank you very much.
You big hairy fucker.
Thank you very much for the five, mate.
I appreciate that.
Speaking of hairy fuckers.
Go on, Holly.
Thank you very much for the five, love.
Brad Tiver, 24, mate.
Jamie Tiver, eight months.
I love you.
Hello, thank you for the 18, love.
Fucking unreal.
You can hear that, good stuff, turn it up.
Go on Shane, thank you very much mate.
I don't know, I've got any sweets like gummies.
Any gummies?
I think what, the sleeping gummies?
Are you on about just sweets in general?
I don't, if that's what you mean.
Who?
Pardon?
I'll just...
I'm sorry if I missed it mate. Thank you very much. Now's in actual sweets. I don't have any.
I'm sure I've got some. No, no, I'm sorry.
Oh yeah, I've got gummy carrots downstairs. Chad, if you want them. They are nice to be found.
Oh
Yeah, no, no, he's not taking
I know yeah
Oh say that it for dessert at it been there. Oh
Respect
Thanks, don't know where it's made
Yeah, you want one carrots?
I'll fill in a chat and we'll go drink.
Is this the chair that's worked like a lot of money?
Yeah, I've never been up. I didn't see the hype.
The one I had. The chair's got like a similar one, but...
It's a lot cheaper and it's like, does the same thing.
I like the, um...
GZO Megas.
You want to try that?
They're really nice.
Is that like a game, isn't it?
Yeah.
Really funky.
Is this a game, is this a game of your own?
I think they call it Officer, there's a lot of people having it themselves.
Excuse me.
I'm actually going to enjoy streaming for a minute. Have you not watched on TV?
No, I've got a final episode. I've been out all day for nine and a half.
I was fucking just like, I'm just going to do a new work of Dreamhack.
And there we are, presenting.
Nice. I was inside every day, got the meeting group. Oh my god.
It's actually going to be in my vlog, I'm kind of a vlogger now.
Oh shit, nice.
I'm kind of a vlogger and stuff now.
Better than a racist.
You better not.
Better than a racist.
That's twice now.
Um, so why can't we serve as that for each now?
For each.
For each.
For each.
Um, so, we actually, so the assignment on a meeting week, and um, me and James, we
shift ourselves because obviously our meeting creepers were on the same plane.
Oh, that's awkward.
No one's going to show up the other one.
Can they not show up?
They don't.
Oh my god, go on Scott, this is your dirty fucking bagpipe blading bitch.
Go on!
By the way, love the bagpipes, blow me, hello, thank you.
Thank you very much for the time, I appreciate that.
How's it get away with this?
Blow me, thank you.
Scottish lass.
I'm sure she will, I'm sure she will.
Let's keep it talking.
Let's go out, boys.
The meeting group, what happened to Rick Fockett was Toby, Simon, Josh, Josh.
So me and Jakey thought we were like,
fuck it, we'll get under the meeting group, we'll go meet them and see what their reaction is.
So we walked in with a bit of a vlog in cameras.
Hang on, hold it there.
Alex, we're at five. Thank you very much. Sorry I missed it. Thank you, mate.
Thank you for the five. Thank you, mate.
Any chance of inside? It's 1am. Any chance of you fucking off mowning?
You fucking self?
So we get there a hook, a Simon there, a fire in there, we're waving for our attention
the county is taking a shot at Simon, Simon, I'll take a shot at Simon so I'm going Simon,
Simon and then we finally get their attention.
You probably got it in the back of the meeting.
Holly, Holly where it's at, where it's at, Holly where it's at, thank you very much,
Holly love it, I appreciate it, thank you.
So we get there making a group, we're going yes lads, yes lads and then the security guard
over and it goes leave. To you too. Yeah, we went, we thought it was taking a pass. We were like, hey,
there was a side man security, but usually they go. We were like, what? And then Simon
or Toby comes over and gives us a hand shake. At the stage we were like, pregnant, oh, he's
good at staying. He's like, you boys need to leave. We went, what do you mean? And then someone else
That is so funny. Yeah, that's just you know, virgin. Virgin. Yeah, I'm a blimmin' jakey though, cos I've seen jakey and thought you'd be fuckin' dope shit.
100%. 100%.
That's just something to look forward to in my vlog. Can't wait for that. Get your post notification.
He's a vlogger. Vlogger. Better than a terrorist.
You'd rather vlog, wouldn't you?
Yeah.
Tell me.
Yeah.
So, obviously, you'd rather be a vlogger.
Yeah.
Then.
The 100%, yeah, you'd rather vlog, wouldn't you?
I'd rather vlog, wouldn't I?
Tell me.
Yeah, I'd rather vlog, as well, actually.
Actually, it never crossed my mind to go down that career path,
but obviously, yeah.
Um...
Zoe!
Thank you very much, Zoe.
You slag.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate a five.
Thank you very much, though.
Pop-slag.
Stop, Steve.
The best of all, Zoe loves that one, out of boredom.
Zoe loves it.
It's called Slag.
It's called Slag.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Right, by the way, Tom, by the reason now if you want.
Yeah, but this way, you've got to try and see what's going on.
You've seen one over there, haven't you?
You ready to roll?
Oh, well, they weren't what we used to be, so.
Yeah, they were.
Yeah, fair enough, I do like that, fair enough.
Do you have a PC for your PC?
I don't think it needs a long meter.
Your camera?
Thank you very much mate.
Not spruced up.
Not looking too bad.
Not looking very good mate, thank you.
Have you streamed from here previously?
Yeah, like maybe five, six times.
What do you lot think?
Improvement?
Camera angle lights.
The camera's going to get changed to a wider lens.
I don't think there is a wider one.
What in the world?
Not in the world, but this is a 14mm.
If anything, you need...
I feel like the one I've got owns wider.
Uh...
Check what that one is, but that camera that you've got probably has a smaller sensor than the one in there.
So you'd recommend getting it or not?
Bring it, see how it looks, but...
I can't bring it against someone with a self.
I just round it, I round it by one and see if it works.
Okay.
Oh no, I mean...
Only if I know it's gonna work, I'm not gonna waste my money.
Take that one with you.
So you can go lens cap, have you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Take that with you.
I'll see if it's wider on that. Yeah, cold will do.
If not, then I suggest changing the camera to something bigger frame.
Okay, sweet.
That's the next one you can get to PepexRid.
Right, okay.
First, yeah, I'm going.
Yeah, I know you need it.
Also, the cards for you now, then come on, what are you going to do?
I'll put your image in the video.
I'm thinking.
Nice, not sure.
Thank you.
I'm thinking do the drive.
You're thinking do the drive?
Yeah, and then if I get tired you can just sleep on your lap.
Yeah, and I have an F in the van, I'll just get home if I go.
Yeah, if I write that.
And there'll be no traffic now.
That's true. And you can have a red blood with a red bull.
And you can have those food down there so you can throw it away.
Now I've got a fridge, I'll put it in the fridge.
Fuck you, love that.
Fridge, yeah, fridge there. Fridge everywhere.
Cold, hello. Old Palmer.
I love to smooth the adverts.
After these adverts chat, we'll watch Inside.
Excuse me.
Yeah, it's looking nice.
Looking fucking very nice, mate.
Looked good for the photo.
Looked good for the photo.
Hang on.
He's got a bum on his face as well.
and shadows and boom another one and then yeah that's it all like one point in that way
and eyes to camera perfect eyes thank you very much mate no problemo right not a bit
I'll do that. You fucking get yourself home, mate.
Great. Yeah. Nice.
You've cocked me. You've done it.
You've cocked. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We'll do it again. Three, two, three.
Oh, yeah, that was sick.
Oh, you've cocked, mate.
Oh, my God. You've cocked.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You've cocked me. You've cocked.
I know, mate.
Are you making news?
Yep. In case in the future, we can...
Do more cameras.
more cams. Yeah more cams when you can install them. Yeah. I'm absolutely about it. Yeah.
No I appreciate it. Thank you mate. I'm just happy I've got a good setup now. I can stream
some. I'm going to have a cable manager later obviously as well. No rush for that mate. No
rush for that. When do you think the next cup? I don't mean ejaculate. Aye aye. Ah, right.
I'll set the schedule. Set the schedule? I don't want to make false promises right now.
I'll make full promises, I'll kill ya.
Homeless threats.
Thank you for your love and again.
No problem. Thank you very much Tom, mate.
I really appreciate you, thank you.
I love you.
What have I forgot?
What have I forgot?
The man says, if you think that's right, I'll push back.
No, there's been your speakers.
I'll keep them.
Just follow the line.
I've got a bag up here, still.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all right.
We can't let them in, anyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
Try to move from these.
They're good.
Good one.
Ah.
Yeah.
That's it.
I'll set up a tree here.
Thank you.
No problem.
Do you want a walk on the road?
Yes, please.
Wow.
That's not how I'm a family.
Play that, no worries.
Chat.
Grab a bullet in the bedroom as I've got one.
Thank you very much.
Enjoy the inside stream.
Inside final.
That's not how I'm a stream,
it's gonna be our own full-timer, up yours.
Take care of your lot.
Take care.
See you later.
See you later.
What a fucking shit show this is.
He's fucking come and he's left it a mess
Hey
Fucking love it. What a self. What a self go on come. Yeah. Yeah, see it a bit mate. See it a bit. What a wanker
Now thank you very much. Oh come
Thank you
Yeah, thank you.
Ooh, he's gonna need, I'm getting out.
Here you go.
The hot phone with David is gonna get out.
Is anyone gonna come in?
I'll get it.
I'll send it out.
You too, man.
Send it out.
Woo!
Righty-o!
I think we'll watch inside tomorrow now. I'm joking don't worry
Right chat. Are we ready? Are we ready? Are we ready? Are we fucking ready chat?
I'm gonna have no sleep but fuck it. I'd rather do a fucking 11 hour stream chat been fucking vibes today absolute vibes
Right where's your stream deck? There it is. Thank you
The VOD, I'll be able to publish this one, don't worry.
Display capture, primary.
Just zoomed in.
Set to screen.
There we go.
Previously, On-Ins.
Ah, okay, there's no photo.
What do I need to do in these settings
to make sure that you can see it?
Where do I go in these settings, chat?
there's something you turn off hardware
system that is it's on google or something
why can't hardware acceleration
What does that come under? Private performance. Settings. System. Graphics acceleration. Where's
Oh, yeah, turn it off legend
Legend refresh
Insides now down my fucking go. Thank you
Unreal from you on fucking real from you
What a PC crashing first day
There we go. Let's go, go, go.
To decide which of those three you are sending home.
Real voice. Nice.
Expressions. You have been eliminated.
It's now time to reveal who has been nominated for the...
Cheyenne.
Cheyenne, goodbye.
I've put everyone in this house right around my finger.
That's pretty easy. You could just see it. Oh, I know what it is. That's a relauncher
That's a bay is manipulation day
What the fuck man? Oh my god. Okay, wait, you didn't know it's an orange. I know
Fuck up.
Fuck a mental flight.
Yeah, I'm really up for it.
Oh, God.
Shut the fuck up.
Who bought it?
Say Moms.
Moms, say Moms life.
Moms, borrow that, please.
Moms life, I haven't done it.
Why did you call me here?
All my life, I was just gonna go to this fucking shop.
We're not going to the only chat.
If you know what I'm trying to do, it's just leave it, man.
I've seen everyone.
This is not real broken.
So, wait.
Wait, someone bought it.
Did you buy it?
It's yours, but someone just bought it.
I swear on my life, I just went to the shop
and someone just bought it.
It was open, open door.
I know, I'm gonna tell them, okay?
That's yours, that's yours, that's yours, that's yours.
You're fucking lying.
Okay, so I just didn't look really bad y'all know I don't lie right y'all know I don't lie I
Went to the shop swear on my life the second I step in
It opens up with 21
When you guys actually bought it I personally think it's our hand
But I know for a fact that I'm gonna get the blame for this watch it where all my life. It is open up
Ah, you can test, bro.
No, you guys won't.
No, it was just in the house, but outside in the real world,
it's worth 20.
I don't know who the hell has bought the bag,
but I do want to find out,
because I want to give them the biggest hug ever,
that I did say, don't do it,
I'd rather the money go to the prize fund,
but whoever has done this to me,
I will owe them for the rest of my life.
Like...
No, wait, it wasn't me, I wasn't doing it!
That's what he's like, then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's only one culprit,
I'll hand a death reward, Chloe,
the working bag, because that's literally his best friend.
We'll say it, but none of us will be mad about it, no one will be mad about it.
Bro. Just chat for a minute so the Netflix can actually catch up.
There we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's only one spot.
I'll hand a deaf or a walk away, they're working bad, because that's literally his best friend.
Where the hell did he go?
I don't know, I actually don't know. I swear.
I'm not a boxer, I'm honest.
No one will be mad about it, no one will be mad about it.
Everyone wants to be a boxer, but why would you speak that?
Marlon, did you buy this bag?
No, no, no, no, it's not it!
It is, hon.
I believe it was Elhan that bought the birthing.
That's insane!
It's such a nice colour.
This is gonna be the ultimate shithouse, really.
Have you got the token?
Can I confirm the birthing?
Oh, my God, he didn't even use the token!
He hasn't splashed it like that since destroying the token.
Oh, my God!
He didn't even use the token, he just...
Oh, my God, there's no way.
It would have been a real shame if no one got that bit looking for Khloe.
Just to see someone be so happy over a bag, it really puts a smile.
That's mad!
Oh my god, I'm just so happy.
Smile!
That's mental.
You shouldn't have said she's a fucking talker.
Honestly, Khloe could have that.
She's not...
That reaction was too genuine.
It wasn't, though.
She'd cry.
I thought she was gonna cry.
If she...
Why?
Don't know me.
She got it for herself. She's trying to act a bit more. Oh, he'd already used it. They just didn't include it, right?
How much do we lose today in challenge 1015 15 not March 65
Insiders oh my god the auction
This moment you cannot speak you will now bid for immunity in the next
This is mental.
This is mental.
The insider who places the highest bid wins immunity.
However, if the highest bids are tied, no one receives immunity and that, full amount,
will still be deducted from the prize fund.
Will still be deducted is mental.
Chloe, please come to the room and see.
I think the maximum they have to go for is a hundred.
I am going to bid Ā£13,000
That's not a bad, that's not a bad Ā£13,000
I'm going to go for Ā£11,000
I would like to bid Ā£3,000
I think someone else will put Ā£10,000
Okay, I'm going to bid Ā£20,000
Awww
I'm going to bid Ā£101
Ā£25,700
Of course you go Ā£35,000
This fucker, he wouldn't surprise me now
Fucking right little dark horse, Eddard.
Mmm, Ā£149,000.
Oh my god!
I fucking knew it!
I fucking knew it!
Mad.
You may now speak.
50 grand on the bag.
350, bro's spent 200k.
And we are...
Six minutes in.
Okay, so how much is it from Beth?
25,751.
Anyway, we can't establish 25,000.
So that means 25k would come with the prize for it.
If he was the highest.
And you will have immunity.
So what did it run as?
I had to add a 13 key, whatever I was to do.
I did 20 because I thought someone else would do 20 and I thought it would be fair no one
would get a real thing.
What did you do?
What did you do?
Fuck off, what did you do?
What did you do?
I did 11 pounds.
Where would you do any?
He's gonna bullshit, innit?
Oh, he's gonna bullshit.
Oh, he's not.
Let's address the elephants in the room.
His name's Eddie, I believe.
I didn't I I understood it that the top two matching would come off the priceful
I just I thought everyone I thought it was
But I fucked up. What did you do? I did 14996
Really are a fucking idiot Edward you 14996. I didn't understand it was the highest bit it came off
I misunderstood. Well, Eddie now has immunity and
149
I'm so sorry wow fuck
We would have literally ended on like 400 and the Birken that's one that's 200. Oh, we're going
I'm sorry for the women genuinely I genuinely am sorry
Man, I thought it was quite clear. You are taking the past. Oh, we're fucked. Yeah, I actually fought that amount
It's taking off of the price cotton. So the whole point is to
149k
What else do you honestly think I don't get it everything is done. I don't care
What else do the actual thing in the world for your brain is the size of a fucking peanut, okay?
Eddie actually has become a top standard. I'm sorry guys. I just completely misunderstood
I'm doing 50 pounds.
All in God, what?
I thought we had it in the bag.
We have officially become...
He's trolling, he's nuts.
...that not with any season has ever made.
I feel like such a fucking idiot.
Oh!
We're finished!
What a...
The prize was 50k and you get a fucking bag.
Oh!
Me fucking, fucking, fucking!
I'm loving a fucking 12-mortar prize fund!
Oh my...
What am I like with a fuck?
Oh my...
Well, me's gonna get a ball back.
I feel like...
Because it's Eddie we can't be pissed off like we literally all love Eddie so much. Yeah, and it was a genuine mistake
So yeah, I can't even be mad at him. Oh, you see it wasn't explained very well
So I'm gonna be the biggest fucking dick in here. There's one day to go
Yeah, it's a genuine error eating self. I'm sorry. I've never seen you so ripped
Proper embarrassed. Have you ever had a next lap? Next lap. Yeah
I got a lot of next lap. Yeah, a lot of next lap. It's a lot of next lap
Hahaha!
Oh, come on!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Okay, chicken.
That's it.
Oh, that one missed!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That's not violence.
That's budgeting with consequences.
Can't let a part of it up.
That one missed!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That's a nice one!
That idiot!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Here's PSI.
That lift dropped doing quicker than his label.
Oh, it's very serious now.
At least he's not doing that cringy evil overlord thing.
Oh, great.
It actually scared the shit out of me.
You know, when any of the Sidemen arrive, it's not going to be good news.
So I'm feeling a little, feeling a little nervous.
From now on, insiders, there will be no more communication.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
5K fine.
any more shut the fuck up the art is it you all be given a card write down who you want to eliminate
the person who receives the most votes will be eliminated Eddie surely I reckon you are now
immune in the air I can make sure you do not show anyone else your card you over there you
you stay. You. All the way over there please.
This is the first time I do a face face
impressions. I, I know I'm going to feel so awkward and soft at my comfort zone.
Okay. I want you all to face the wall. I want you giving any looks.
Nine.
I feel like it's a long time coming. Honestly, I'm so surprised that we've gone this long
without a face-to-face elimination.
So, yeah, pretty brutal, but I guess
the band-aid often be on it.
Make sure no one can see what you're eyeing.
Guys, I don't want you looking at anyone else.
OK. Interesting.
Go back to the sofa, please.
Do not show your cards to anyone.
If you do, you will be fined.
Shit, Eddie's confused again.
Inside is we're gonna go one by one. Each of you revealing who you would like to eliminate
And telling us the reason why
Yeah, to be fair about Chloe. She's got an unbang out of it. We'll start with you. I
Would like to vote off India. Oh India. I told you can't be Eddie
obviously
So out of you five
That was just that was my decision
Yeah, cool
India you're max I did the same I
Like to go off then you're like out of all the guys. I'd say we're probably least close
We had really good conversations, but maybe just not as much time as she found season. I love. Thank you, India
He doesn't Chloe
Obviously, it was just off roughly like I was the least closest to
Ben oh
No, not bad. Yes. I'm so sorry
I voted this person because I genuinely believe he's the strongest person in here so I voted
Alhan.
Alhan?
My vote is India.
My vote is not going to vote India, it's going to vote Saffron.
I bet that goes to Marlon.
You can't fucking vote India.
I would have voted for anyone in this room but the game is the game but India, I do love
you a lot.
India is your most affront.
I bet Ben Gould is because Marlon can't fucking vote.
I would've won a vote for anyone in this room,
but the game is the game.
But India, I do love you a lot,
and I would never want to vote for you,
but yeah, I have to.
Sorry.
Marlon.
So, my vote is going for Chloe.
Yeah, I knew it.
I knew it.
Because India is probably my closest one in there.
My guys, I know they would vote for India,
so it's kind of like a safe card, if I'm being honest.
So to recap, two votes for Ben, two votes right in there, one for our hand, and one for Chloe.
Oh my god, it could be the first drop paper scissors we have.
Please reveal who you would like to eliminate. We're the biggest sorry.
I beg your pardon. Come on, Ben!
And, let's just see another day.
I've got feelings, nothing personal.
Thank you, Greg.
Erdi, erdi, erdi, erdi.
India, you have been eliminated from inside.
Please collect your things and leave through processing.
Come here, gal.
It definitely sucks having to eliminate someone
and then tell them to their face.
Take care inside this.
I genuinely felt like the seven people in the house
all deserve to be in the final,
but there can only be six.
is what it is I feel like everyone that did vote for me was expected like stay
in touch then I do feel like maybe the other girls closest to Eddie yeah my
own female been a snake from day one so I didn't know why but they've been in any
way I should break my heart India is okay here the 18 is my 18 I knew what
they was gonna do it sucks but everybody stuck to the plan and yeah
show definitely missed I love you so much see you tomorrow okay I've had to
such a good time so I can't even complain it's been really fun having some nice
new friends and it's been a really good experience.
10,000!
Atlantic confirmed, a speech for everyone!
He's time!
Woo!
I've been waiting for this.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Let's go guys!
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
We got burgers, we got Turkish food, we got fries, we got bread, we have drinks, everything
is ready and it's all of our favorite food.
Hold up.
Where's Alham's bowl cleaners?
He loved that last time.
Congratulations!
You've made it to the final.
Enjoy the feast.
Yeah, that's right.
I bet Addy's talking, wasn't it?
I actually couldn't be happier. I'm so excited right now.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it'll cheer me up, so it's pretty fun.
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
Today has just been an overall really good day for me.
I'm not gonna sleep tonight. I'll be having a mile back.
Love you guys.
Love you guys.
I wish we could all win.
Yes, everyone.
This is our winning.
Wow, this is great.
I don't know where to start.
Can I just say, hasn't it made you appreciate little things in life?
No, it actually has.
I like the thing I did that anyways, but like this is really just...
The flowers are getting on my nerves.
I can't see you.
I literally can't see you.
Can someone own up to the Birkenbeck at this point?
Yeah, come on.
We're sitting at the table.
Yeah.
No one will be mad.
Come on.
There's no more voting.
Fuck it.
I understand, bro.
No.
There's no more voting.
I swear.
Marlon's getting most of the heat, so Alhann, I'm keeping the spurking back to the south.
I feel like it could be used against me in some way.
You knew what it would be if you didn't leave?
Nah, not really, mate. It was all down to that luck game, weren't it?
That's a good game, so far, but not...
Jeremy is just guessing game.
My eyes are mostly...
So, coming in, who do you actually think spent the most time?
Alhann's got a video.
The first seconds.
I reckon you're not far behind.
You think Eddie's top of it?
Obviously. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, I'm gonna go 270, 270 I reckon, 270.
195, mate.
Oh no.
Doesn't want to go too heavy.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
That's worse than I thought.
The prediction.
Oh my god.
Wow.
That is really...
How the fuck is that happening?
That was good.
Are you on stage?
What the fuck is that happening?
Oh, is that good?
Are you on screen?
I really had a hundred and more than more.
What has Eddie done?
Eddie may have topped the leaderboard.
Eddie might be the biggest winner.
Eddie off fridges, 20K.
From a whopping one million pound price point,
we're now left with 179,444 pounds.
So, 179,000 left.
Well, you can buy three more Birkin bags.
It's the final day for the insiders. They've put blood, sweat and fake tears into this,
but who will make it count?
I'll tell you what I'm not with. It's the lights. It's black illumination.
Because of the lights? Or because it smells like fish and piss?
You are my light.
Oh, bet. You are the bread in my book. You are the oil to my oven.
The small and I am feeling extra jolly that I still can't even believe that I've made it to the final
Oh shit, I'm so far on that
If I win, they'll be like, fucking hell Chloe, you are a slave either
The boys have spent so much money, I mean
I would have loved to have spent way more money in the prize fund because
I think in here, people forget that actually is real money, they can genuinely change somebody's life
It's not no trade, anyone's my thing, though.
We have lost so much money.
Yeah, you'll just have to settle for the one portion in your driveway.
Come on, you're sure it's what you're gonna do?
Yeah, but I can't think of my one.
I want to try fighting a squat.
I'll be the wringer.
Round one.
You're here, yeah?
I'll grab you like that, and then go boom.
I'm hoping there's no A-B's bedsheets.
They'll be slipping everywhere.
Yeah.
Done this shit.
Ah!
You're the ring girl now
I'll be 249 make good boy. Thank you
I looked like a bull and chucked us on the mattress, and I think I've got fucking corn cushion.
No!
Hey, what the fuck did I do?
Scrazy cream!
I've seen this video before.
Fuckin' out!
Here back is the week, honey.
Don't mess with me, bitch!
Chloe, whatever happens today, watch for a back.
I'm gonna get your lens.
I have to say, between the boys,
I can't look at them.
But with the money that's left,
I think we might be in at Santos.
Casios, Casios.
Yeah, Casios, maybe.
G-Shot.
What?
Oh, no.
Great.
Can I have a green one?
I'm gonna pick orange.
No, I'm gonna pick from a flip glass.
I got purple.
Green.
You can take it.
I've got my pink feet from so it's only right. Okay. Everybody say one time
Ben green and orange
Pink orange yellow
Four people
Oh my god, no way to remember those games like the arcade ones.
Welcome to Dicey Decisions.
Today, these dice stand between you and a place in the final of Insight.
By the end of this game, two of you will be going head to head to win the prize fund of
of 177,894 pounds.
However, four of you will be eliminated.
Here's how it works.
This is dicey decisions.
Each insider starts with nine lives.
One by one, they must roll a die into the target zone.
The dice contains the number zero to four
and a shield symbol.
If the insiders land their dice in the five-
It's a bit like fucking Kymus.
The number they roll lets them take that many lives
from another contestant.
Oh, oh shit.
Hey, this will be interesting.
This could be one of the targets for people out there.
Wow, is he actually sick?
Oh shit.
Today, this is just going to be the final two final of Insight. Oh, wow. You are first to roll. Please
Which means you have lost a life
Oh, how are you?
Sick.
Yeah, it doesn't look that easy.
I'm not going to lie.
Marlon, you're up next.
So, my point.
Oh!
Two.
Two.
So, you may now remove two lives.
South front. I'd go south front.
I can't do this, bro.
Unfortunately, it was going to be boys against the rest.
It has come down to that.
It's sad, but the plan was to get all the girls out first.
Chloe's already down one.
Close my boys.
I'm going to go south.
Yeah, I'm going to go south.
Thank you, Smarter Now.
Remember that.
Please approach.
Thank you.
When you're first to go, you should put a target on your back straight away.
It's not going to make it.
Oh, my god, it is just.
Whoa.
Four.
So that is four lives you get to choose from.
Wow, just.
What are you thinking?
Sorry saffron
I have no chance
I have no chance being here
Fucking unlock ya
saffron
I'm really sorry
It's just down to the order
and you're next
Eddie
Cheers buddy
Straight here
Double as well
Oh nice unlocking that
One
That is touching the line
It is it's too if it lands in the double zone any number rolled will be worth double Wow you must remove two lives
I've got a second
Sorry, Safran. Oh
So sorry
You just didn't need to do that though. It's four boys two girls. So that's a great game fuck it off a lucky love G
G fuck off or others
Being off the weakest links
Saffron is now one in a row, he's eliminated from inside, I'd laugh at her if she gets
a four in doubles, that'd be so funny, it's boring girls vs boys though, that's what
Literally every series goes like I'm lucky. I'm just nervous. I don't know how I'm gonna do it
Why am I just misses oh
That's going off. Oh my gosh, you can eliminate itself. I'm just gonna kill herself
It's game over
Saffron the dice has fallen off the platform meaning you have lost your final life
You are the first eliminated
from inside.
Bye guys, good luck, good luck.
What are you doing?
Please leave.
I wouldn't have liked.
I'm sure if you hadn't got me for you fucking
tuck yourself, loving it probably took off you as well.
Please fuck us.
You know where the door is.
I hope you lose Alhann.
I feel like I've been done dirty.
I got so target.
You know where the door is.
It's fine.
I'm so proud of myself.
I never ever ever thought I would get this far.
So I couldn't be happier.
Ben.
Final roller.
Here's your roll.
Great roll.
Oh, Sarah.
So you don't lose anything.
Fuck, fuck me, bro.
This is fucking nerve-wracking.
Holy shit.
One round complete.
Time for round two.
Chloe, please step up.
We'll just leave now.
It's so hot to keep it on.
Come on.
Don't be evil, I...
Oh, fucking hell!
It's another life gone.
Malm, back to you.
Shields!
The shields!
You are now immune from having any lives taken from you until your next turn.
Alham?
That's an unreal thing to get.
Oh my god, what is he doing?
that I like.
Oh.
I don't know who won yet.
Oh man, I'm so lost, I like.
Watch.
They're all toppling themselves.
Oh fuck off, honestly.
Marlon, please flip your shield back over
and step up to the arena.
Good roll, good roll.
Can you talk, girl?
Oh no!
A jigsuit.
A jigsuit shit.
I'm hero to zero, I'm lucky.
Marlon, your dice has fallen, and you've lost your first life.
How, Han?
Please roll. That's crazy.
So I've got a new tactic. Ready?
Frisbee.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's fucking great tactic.
That was so shit.
Ha ha ha!
Shit!
Shut up, you ginger mug.
Ha ha ha ha!
This is a long day.
Ha ha ha!
There it is.
Thor is mental!
Thor is mental.
Man that's put me in the horrible position.
Wow.
You have rolled a Thor.
Basically whoever he chooses, Thor is what everyone else is going to go for.
Away from someone.
I reckon it goes Ben, you know. Some of it's telling me he's going to go with Ben.
Chloe, I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
I feel so upset that I'm outnumbered because come on the boys have got like a strong wolf pack and of course
I'm gonna be there. Do you think it is though? I'm not even joking.
Chloe. She would have been able to land her die. She would have actually been fucking...
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. She would have actually been in this.
Oh my god. This is crazy. Ben, you did miss the platform so therefore you've lost a life.
She's very did by her back. This is life or death isn't it?
I need to get it this time don't freeze me
Shield oh my god one of the boys is gonna have to go off to one of the boys let me
Shield as well
Bro, he's fucking one.
I need to learn one at least.
Please don't kick my dice.
Oh, that was lucky.
Oh my fucking god.
The only time...
There is only one person not safe.
There is only...
Ben, you have lost another life.
Oh my god.
Chloe, the only time Chloe would have actually really needed it.
I really need to...anyone to get...
Oh yeah, do you?
You do, you do.
There you go.
Bit of luck, bit of luck.
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, give us this, please!
Give us this!
Sadly, that is out.
You have lost one life, so you have one life remaining.
You're still in.
Not on fire, just to look at the trade.
Just tell everyone your immunity shield.
Need to put some gloss on for me eviction.
Good luck.
Great role.
Hmm
Two lives
Now
You choose Chloe. She's out of the game
Eddie is immune
All right, so I come back
No, you don't I do
You have to break in
Here's my guys. I got a little funny. Sorry
Chloe
That's been eliminated from inside.
No one's getting a goodbye. Where do I go?
Please leave, Irina.
You've got a Birkin, Chloe. Come on.
Birkin.
Come on.
Fuck off.
Ha ha ha!
I'm more devastated than anything.
Like, I did want to make it to the end,
but I've made the most amazing memories,
I've made the most amazing friends,
and I honestly would do it all over again.
We're now down to four players.
What about against Bat?
Nah, that's just a three-multi-entertainment.
I know you were safer by the way, they would have gone ahead there.
Bro, he's just going.
He's just going to land one.
Oh my god, he's safe.
Oh man.
Oh, a double.
Oh my gosh.
Not a four.
Double zero, that's still zero.
It was a good one.
Four.
Oh my god, now I'm not watching the British Union after this.
You just split the prize from four ways and you'll get paid.
Ben, you've lost another life, you have five.
Oh man.
Oh my god, what the fuck is going on?
Marlon, you were just off the line, you've lost a life.
The roll.
Yup.
Four.
Oh my god, four.
Yeah, I'd go Eddie, I'd go Eddie.
Eddie, Ā£150,000 yesterday.
Yeah, fucker.
Sorry, Eddie. Four lives.
Okay. Can I stand on a different podium?
I mean, I've done it. I think with the girls gone, I know on the next target.
But still.
Eddie, you now have four lives remaining.
One good dice roll from anyone else could have you out the game.
Mm-hmm.
Please take your turn.
to roll
we roll
this is Alhann
Alhann
Alhann has lost the life
to roll
I haven't caught a one
go
what am I doing my bro
He's actually going to fully eliminate himself, he has to cut.
You couldn't only do that to Bez by the way, you could only do that to Bez.
No way.
Oh, oh, oh, four.
Oh, no.
Six!
Oh, my God, it's six.
Oh, my God.
He could take Marlon out of the game.
Oh, my God.
That's on. That's touching, isn't it?
That's on. I've got a six. Let's touch it.
Yeah, that is touching. Eddie.
Oh, man, you bad.
You have rolled a three.
In the double.
Marlon has six lives, so you can eliminate him.
Alhann is immune, and Ben only has four.
Whoever you choose here, he's eliminated from this one.
If you are eddits, if you're smart, you choose Marlon,
because he's got more lives.
So how do we ene-meenie-mah-nee-moo?
Whatever you want to do.
Okay.
Ene-meenie-mah-nee-moo, catch a target by its tail.
If it squeals, let it go.
Ene-meenie-mah-nee.
Boom.
Sorry, Ben.
Spare.
Spare play.
How?
Spare.
Oh, Ben's also re-
Yeah, bro, but album's also fucking minted.
You've lost all your lives.
I mean, to be fair, Ben fucking got himself to blame, man.
If he could fucking roll the dice, he'd be fucking in it.
Come on, let's go!
Let's go!
Wow.
I'll have his one fucking lucky boy.
Very, very lucky.
I know it might have sucked eating rice and beans
and having cold showers,
but I wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
I'm standing off.
Peace.
Hey, buddy.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
We are down to the final three
Marlon you have six lives our hand five head and four
It's your go Marlon. Oh my god
Right Marlon gets a four if Marlon gets a four and he's out
Oh my god
You don't know purpose fucking yeah shit house absolute shit house
Because he knows he's safe because I'll have I'll hang out. I'll do that sir. I'm sorry
guarantee you in the final
Come on boy over. Oh, yeah, that was close
Eddie it's back to you. Oh my god
Yeah, goodbye, I'll have a three I'll go fuck yourself
Like.
Like here.
The clip at a yeti.
That's out.
No.
Alhann, it is your turn.
If you do not reach the line or fall off the platform, you will be eliminated from inside.
He throws your top himself.
Just want to say it before I roll.
Thanks for everything.
Thanks for the memories.
May the best man win.
He connects himself.
Oh my god.
That's a fucking god.
Bro.
I'm very content with where I've come in this competition if there's anything to have learned from my time in
Credit to you and a five months to make be truthful and just stick to your word
The nothing without your word. I love you all
Congratulations Marlon and Eddie you have made the final of insight
Good finalists good finalists
This is not having fucking shit on us.
I'll have fucked himself in there.
I know.
Oh, he's hacking and the fucking got off.
She was in.
I want him to have the money.
Ben, Louis, Louis, Louis, he took himself out.
So we are now down to our final two.
Beauty versus the Beast.
Don't look at the chat.
It's all really bad.
We're taking off and go off in a slight.
Like Chloe didn't get a single one, did she?
No, Chloe hit one immunity, remember?
Yeah, that probably saved her from growing out before.
What the fuck?
This is, this is.
Fuck, guys.
Okay. All right.
Inside is please head to the challenge arena.
Woo!
All right.
Welcome.
Well, I mean...
Eddie, please.
Go and insert.
Okay.
Well, hang on, he's not a splatter, is he?
Congratulations, Eddie.
What the fuck?
And Marlon, you have both made it to the final game.
180 grand, by the way.
This game will decide who wins inside
and gets to take home a prize fund of a massive,
177,800.
Wow.
And 94 pounds.
This is the final game.
In this game, the two insiders are presented
with a row of buttons.
Behind them is the inside logo.
To win, they must use the buttons to light up every letter of the word inside.
Each row has three buttons, but only one will light up the next letter.
If they press the correct button, then they move on to the next row.
However, if they press the wrong button, the sign resets and it becomes the other player's turn.
The first insider to light up all six letters wins the game.
Now, let's play the final game.
Whoever presses the correct buttons to light up the sign fully
wins inside and all the money.
Out of you two, Marlon is the player that spent
the least amount of money during the week.
You must now decide the coin flip.
Okay.
Get it right and you will go first.
So what will it be, Marlon?
Inside?
Or nothing?
I'm going inside.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
I don't know why it is 720p.
Well, I do know why.
It's because the Wi-Fi's shit.
I can refresh it if you want,
but it's not 720p.
I'll let you go.
Good luck, bro.
It's so challenge.
But what do you want me to say?
Like, I'm going inside.
That's it.
I know that's it.
That's the end of it.
Fuck.
What?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Ooooooh.
Which means...
it is Eddie's go first.
Uh huh.
Let's find out who will win inside.
What you think, Eddie?
Oh, I'm gonna go dead center yellow. Start with.
Okay. He's locked in yellow.
You ready?
Eddie, you're a fresh yellow.
Uh huh.
Let's see if that is correct.
No. Okay.
Fortunately, that is incorrect, Eddie,
which means it is now Marlon's turn.
Trust him.
Okay. I'm gonna go dead center. Purple.
Purple is locked in. Let's see if you are correct.
Oh, yes!
Just like that, a step in front.
Yeah, it's nerve-wracking, huh?
What you think any have fun, bro?
Yellow no
Let's see never gonna be next to each other
Wow well in my long fucking genius
It's gonna be next to each other and you've got two correct
Third one now cold I'm going blue
for Harry actually he's gone blue for Harry even though Harry's not dressed in
blue
the streak has been ended okay Eddie it's your turn okay I'm gonna go red I
I had gone blue because it wasn't on first hand. I had been shitting this
Blue walking in blue, let's see if it's still your time
Okay
Adverts to be fair chat we are near the end. We'll pause it. We'll pause it. We'll pause it
Imagine having ads I know. How the fuck do people not have ad blocker anyway these days?
Fucking mental. Absolutely fucking mental.
First one was purple.
I'm thinking purple. I'm thinking purple.
Here it is. Here it is.
Second one. Yellow.
Yes.
Here we go.
Memory. Good memory.
Now it.
First one was purple. Memory. There we go.
It could be three in a row straight up, but it can you throw me off or you're not throwing me off. I'm gonna go
No, it was delayed, but it's not purple yellow purple
Fortunately hey, okay, that was incorrect interest which now means that he gets yes another girl, okay
This one the referee in brother center fucking shit series
We'll see you I'm gonna go purple for the second one the middle
It's gonna be big for me. I know it's 728. What do you want me to do man? The Wi-Fi is crap like bro. Just stop fucking moaning
It could be please man. Let's see. So annoying truly is
That's it. All right, here we go. Okay
Well, I'm gonna go complete opposite instincts here. So I'm gonna go purple again. Oh
Wow the boxing has been pressed. Let's see
Oh!
It is wrong, Eddie.
Oh.
And now, long, long.
Okay.
It's your girl.
So, first one, again.
Purple.
And yellow.
Yellow.
Correct.
Green and yellow.
Locked in red.
Red has been locked in.
Oh, my.
It's so dark.
Oh my, it's 32.
Could go yellow.
Yellow!
I'd have gone blue, you know.
I could have gone black, you know.
I would have arched him like...
Wow.
Wow.
4-2.
Oh my gosh.
I stand on the same side, I stand on the same side.
Two buttons away.
Two letters left.
I go red.
Red.
Coming purple.
Purple locked in.
Get this right.
I'd have gone right.
Is that right?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Ladies and gentlemen, he is so close.
How's this guy so lucky?
One in three.
One in three.
No one away is that right is it okay now
oh my god he's got it so close how is this guy so lucky one in three one in
three not like man I've never like it's never like not over yet for each
What the odds for this to win the money?
It's about us to win all of the money one chance
One opportunity. I'm gonna show you down a little
I don't know you ready to look man. I'm walking in
My I had a gun purple for the last one
If this is correct, you will be...
I'd be, by the way, I'm worth a mile if this isn't right.
On the inside.
I don't think he's going to remember the sequence, can you stick his book?
Oh man.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us see if he is a winner.
I'd have gone purple.
Oh my god, I'd have gone red.
Red, there's two purple, there's two yellows,
and there wouldn't be two reds.
Oh my God!
Here we go, Eddysh.
Hey, did it show?
That's what I would think.
He's not gonna, I don't believe that.
I would not worry, mate, honestly.
Eddie, this is your moment, lock him.
I think you need to believe in yourself, Eddie.
Okay, shall I go?
Okay, so they're red first.
It is, indeed.
Okay, purple second.
Correct.
Okay, yellow third.
Correct. It's gonna hit purple.
One more. One more.
Ooh.
Eddie.
Long shot. But this is big.
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
It's big hit.
Flash shot.
And then three more shots.
Five, three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
If that was the correct button.
Wow!
Eddie, that's on the target.
Okay.
Eddie, there's still a charge!
Jesus Christ.
I'm going to go back to yellow.
Oh my god, the last one.
Did you imagine?
Yellow light.
Can't you imagine?
Geez.
If you get this, Eddie will be neck and neck.
Not a mark, I like.
So get right up close to Marlon.
Let's see if you press the right button.
oh my god
oh my god
fucking way
I don't believe it
I don't believe it
bros would have fucking win it
bros winning it in 30 times
oh my god
this is insane
wow wow wow
wow
okay
like to go
go back here
go back again oh my god
you'd go red you'd have to go red
i'd go red, too purple, too yellow
two reds
Oh, sorry, baby.
Mini, mini, mini, mini, mini Moe.
I see you, Eddie.
I see you, bro.
Surely an mini, mini, mini Moe couldn't win a $177,894.
It brought me such good luck earlier.
Eddie, if you get this, there's no way.
This will be one of the greatest runs of all time.
It's no way.
Eddie Hall, no way.
Have you pressed the right button to win inside?
Let us see!
Oh my day.
Whoa.
OH MY GOD, HE'S DONE IT!
OH MY GOD, HE'S DONE IT!
OH MY GOD, HE'S DONE IT!
OH MY GOD, HE'S DONE IT!
ROLL!
HULK!
DEEDEEE!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD, HE'S DONE IT!
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
That is unbelievable!
Insane, but like the best
look on
If I feel like a walk in the last two challenges is just
That's my point and it all dwindling down to a game of any money mo
You need me to money mo has got me out of some tough situations in life
it has
Been a staple in my childhood. It has been a cool memory and there's some bro
He rubbed himself under the 50 grand
I'd be too
to be right to this point.
How do you know he's playing?
Did you say that he's very thankful for the opportunity
and I'm going to blast.
It's been fun.
No, I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
Oh, no.
I'm going to win.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm out.
I think I'm very happy that 81, of course, but I want to win.
I like to win.
And coming second is probably worse than coming last.
So it's like, if I'm being honest.
At the end of the day, I'm very proud of myself for coming this far.
For you taking on this challenge and doing something out of my comfort zone.
Again, it's such a blessing, so I'm proud of myself.
How about that game with that man?
Nuts.
Far fucking play, man.
Anymore!
You are the winner of in the line!
Half-life.
Nothing to show it, it's not a foul play.
You're gonna play also at 170,000.
You just gotta fucking far play it.
And 94 pounds!
It's fucking ridiculous.
I'm gonna be the winner of any game show.
Wow.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for everything.
I'm not the fantastic season of Inside.
But we're not finished.
Free union.
Because we have a reunion!
Yeah!
To get to.
So be sure to watch that next.
Thank you for watching Inside.
We'll see you on the next one!
It's a noose!
Bro!
What did you say?
Maybe there'll be a little bit of beef at the reunion.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, you don't have kids?
That's fucking low, man.
No, that's fucking low beyond that effect, bro!
What did you say?
Shit, should we actually scrub?
I've actually got the burger now!
Congratulations to Eddie if you're burning bad.
Oh, Eddie, you are a dirty scum, man.
That was a tough watch.
But stop with it, are you trying to say it's not mine then?
I told you it wasn't yours
There's no way he takes the bag fuck off the fuck his body for his wife
Fuck his body for his wife and then fucking told about the reunion. Oh
My god, that is unreal, but he's fucking a you guys is fucking fair play it
You've just got a sad player chat. I'm up at half-eight. I need to I got a drive home
No, I'll watch it when I get back from ballers on Tuesday.
Right, chat.
That's actually mad to be fair, that'll be funny,
I can't wait.
By the way, don't find my expressions,
you fucking hilarious.
I can't lie, that'll be so funnicky and that'll be so brilliant.
Right, chat.
We have done an 11 hour stream.
W's in the chat.
I told you the tide is turning, the good days are coming
and I'm streaming back every single fucking date.
I'm streaming every fucking hour. I could anyway, but so I've had nothing on today
I'm ill and we've done a fucking 11 hour. So chat. Thank you so so fucking much. I appreciate you all watching
Yeah, I appreciate it subs I appreciate the bits I appreciate you all my nicely. Thank you so much anything to say, but you know
Yeah, you weren't in that one minute be no and you said you were
Fuck off you're lying
Really where's that film?
Where's that been filmed?
NDA's
NDA's?
Yeah, I'm not CBA because I can't be after your fucking
bullshit anymore you ain't been on inside right you've never you've never been
close to going on inside right no no no you wasn't right and if I'm honest I
think you're taking the fucking piss every year I look forward to seeing you on
there you like to me every single fucking time yeah I'm fully aware mate
you're gonna be light as well dickhead can't even get me light oh that's
I'm sorry to remind me the fucking order one well if you want to where is it?
Fucking great
You do what so you two and a half hours ago check your Amazon and see that you've not ordered one
She and I would see that you've ordered one
You look like a right no better whenever he sees a reunion
He will meet this fucking guy. You know how to read Union, bro
I bet you five grand you know at the reunion. Go on. Go on. Go on. Right chat we've got
the best fucking raid going chat. We have got the best fucking raid. Chat mate I'm not
letting you do that. I've got he looked after me when I was pissed. I've got him. Don't you
fuck nah. I've got him mate. You're not written on me. Chat we're going to say it's a Tommy
YTZ, baby. Chat, going Joe, Tommy, some fucking love. Chat, Jane, that massive thank you for
watching, favorite of some, favorite of bits, thank you for everything, man. I appreciate
every single fucking one of you's absolute fucking legends. Thank you so, so much, everyone.
I will see you all tomorrow live from Barley. Hopefully we can get the win for United,
get them in for Sam, and get them in for Cockton, more than anything. But chat,
Thank you very, very much. Good night. God bless. Sleep tight. And I love you all chat. Not by the way,
it's your second best ever season of Inside, in my opinion, quali.
I'll be your one.
After mine. Love you all chat. Have a good one.