angryginge13
🔥YANITED WIN AGAIN!🔥LIVE B4 TRAINING!🔥GAMING!🔥IRL!🔥WE LOVE COXY!🔥KING!🔥
03-31-2026 · 2h 13m
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oh my god i can't believe it oh my god
oh bang it on me girl i'm gonna die when i am alive
ladies i don't know we are alive right now
twisting the buttons and sending a note it's that's probably why you don't know
because i thought i'd say it here let's go go go
that's a great tune i can't believe it i've been fucking
Oh, that's a fucking joke.
Hey, I thought you were a big one, mate.
Hey, watch your provider.
Chat, you're gonna keep spamming.
Just like, we still got 10K here.
Just keep fucking spamming, chat.
Just keep fucking spamming.
Oh, the notification got out now.
Oh.
Me notifications got out.
There we go.
There we go.
We're back. We're back. It took a fucking while today, didn't it?
Fucking hell, it took a little while there.
I've shit myself in front of me, but it's just stopped working.
Oh my God.
Welcome in, welcome in everybody.
Hope you're all doing fine.
Dabby Dozen, doing for Yorkshire with a five.
Go on, doing for Yorkshire.
Favorite of the five, mate. I appreciate that a lot, brother.
on the boy. Thank you, mate. Please don't stop the, please don't stop the music.
Alex! Alex Rederton! Rederton! Alex Rederton! Go on the boy. Thank you very much, Alex, mate.
I appreciate that a lot, man. Thank you, Jappy. You've got 52 months. Aaron, you've got 13 as well,
man. Go on the boy. Thank you very much. I appreciate you, mate. Please upload the
of all. Are we all doing Elm heart. Yeah.
Yeah, I did win again, hello, hello, yeah, I did win again, hello, hello, yeah, I did win again, yeah, I did win again, yeah, I did win again, hello, hello,
Looking back on where we first met, I cannot escape, but I cannot forget.
Cogsie you're the one, you still turn me on, Susie wear the 25, 1, 2, 3, 4, looking back
on where we first met, I cannot escape and I cannot forget, Susie you're the one, you
You still turn me on!
Go on, Susie!
Favourite of 25 love, you are a fucking legend!
Go on, you mad bitch!
Thank you very much for the 25 gifted!
Go on, fucking hell!
Go on, Susie!
Natty, cheer for the gifted!
I appreciate it! Life is shame!
I cheer for the 11 racks!
Cheer for the 20 months, mate!
We love you, Coxie! We do!
We love you, Coxie! We do!
We love you, Coxie!
We do, oh, Coxsey, we love you, we love you, Coxsey, we do, we love you, Coxsey, we do,
we love you, Coxsey, we do, oh, Coxsey, we love you.
So there we go, chat, United win again at Baller League. Yesterday was a shower of
shit from a streaming point of view. I got dragged off to do something that took half an hour,
should have only took 10 minutes but it is what it is it is what it is
Alex thank you for the five mate go on the point thank you very much I appreciate it
I kept you in a private rack two of the 20 months life is short for 11 Alex
thank you for the five but I'm back to the 31 series give it a 10
Stefan with the five Stefan where the five where the five
Stefan where the five
go on Stefan thank you very much mate I appreciate that a lot brother thank you
So much, bro. I appreciate you a lot man chat listen, I spoke to community after the game
I said look we've got a fucking lots of work on but listen by the end of it
We wanted we want you taking points off teams. Do I mean that's fucking let's try and get I try and get you to take off
Points off teams. Yeah, I mean a Kelsey favor 11 man. I appreciate that. I like Kelsey. Thank you Michael
Chivor 21 Lucy Chivor 12 make thank you brother
Honestly, but yeah chat well, we're gonna work with Pavlet it we're gonna work with perm the community team
Hopefully get him doing something decent. All right, then obviously United is the main focus
We are gonna be fucking making sure that we do fucking what you call it
Hopefully get top four and win and win ball a league
We are on the webcam at the minute. She's probably like it seems a little bit different and we're off to the side and they put it central
Yeah, there we go. Just because with the camera won't turn on I did ring con
But nothing actually works yet. So I'm sure
I saw that.
There we go.
What the fuck?
AO for the fucking tank, come on you sexy bitch.
Thank you very, very much, love.
I appreciate that a lot, honestly.
Thank you so much, you're a fucking legend.
Five out of 10 gifted love.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
But yeah, the actual main camera won't come on.
So that's why we're, ooh.
That's why we're on the webcam.
But you can't really, I mean,
you can probably tell them that, I've played it out.
But yeah, honestly.
Thank you so much, it's Effa, what a fucking idiot.
Effa, so sorry, thank you very much, I appreciate that.
Is it Effa or Effa?
Effa, Effa.
Effa, Effa, thank you for the time,
but I appreciate that a lot, honestly.
Thank you so much, but I appreciate that,
you're a fucking legend.
Thank you very much, I'd like to apologize
for every other time I've pronounced your name wrong,
man, thank you.
But yeah, thank you so much.
Lucy, favorite gifted, Louis, tip of 21, Theo, tip of 14.
Liam, favorite of five, mate.
Thank you very, very much for the five, man.
I appreciate that a lot, Noah.
Thank you.
You see Sharky's story.
Yeah, I did see Sharky's story.
I also messaged Sharky prior to the game,
saying it's got nothing to do with SDS.
I'm just happy to help another team out.
And then it just kind of shows you,
he's happy to get anything from anything, really, didn't it?
You okay, mate?
Yeah, I was on the picture, but I didn't know you were live.
Right, chap.
You speak to me about something important?
sat very important to me. Cardboard. No. Right, I'll catch you in a bit. Say a bit, mate.
So yeah, Sharky does what Sharky does. I mean, you'll fucking keep moaning that he's
not getting interviewed sooner or later. It'll click no one gives a fuck about SDS.
Plankbow, give it a 20, mate. Thank you very much, man. I appreciate that a lot. Thank
you very much, Plankbow. You're an absolute legend. Thank you very, very much. Yeah,
bro, he's, that's his second coffee of the day. He fucking loves it. He loves the coffees.
He absolutely loves them.
I've got Darcy, I've actually got it.
Chat, where have I put it?
Chat, look what I got made at Dreamhack.
I'm gonna go and get it actually.
Give me 30 seconds.
One moment, one moment.
Whoa.
Look how sick this is, chap.
Look how sick this is.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got made this at DreamHack.
Voila.
Look how sick that is.
jing 13 it wasn't me you watch Yosh don't get me king of the jungle and Q you've got you've got
any games on your phone nice welcome to the bov boy house palm tree yeah I said it's the postman
you got the same color as a custard cream you twat because he's a virgin I can't read on the
the side oh what's a classic and I think you need to realize J.K. might not be
homosexual so I don't remember saying that one but oh Connery give me one
moment yeah and J.K. yes Con your idea make your live I stream you okay yeah I'm
good thank you mate what it is is Conn obviously with a new setup me camera isn't
turning on on OBS on Streamlabs, sorry.
Okay, so you've got a click your camera source, click me camera
source. Yeah. And then does it give you loads of options in terms
of what 4k streaming device it's using? Yes, a comment pro.
The one that would be would be Camlink pro HDMI multi view
one. Yeah, it'll be number one, because it's plugged in support
number one slash multi-view yeah but he didn't do that he just he just comes up
Elgato no signal okay and but is it working on other softwares
I mean I can have a look your cameras yeah yeah cameras on yeah
like it works on stream labs no it's not it's not coming up on stream live so I'm
I'm live now but I'm having to use my GoPro, not my GoPro, my webcam, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's strange because it was working the other day with the multi-view thing, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Could you set it on the camera that's changed?
I've not touched the camera.
You haven't touched the camera though, have you?
No.
You've just taken the lens off.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, I can unplug the camera and can plug it back in and see if that works, but that
shouldn't really...
You shouldn't have to hear that any time, should I?
No, you shouldn't.
should just work like you've got the same set up at your house as well so if
anything it'll just be like a maybe a software reset thing or hmm yeah still
nothing yeah maybe it's worth a reboot if I'm later on
If you have a chance to reboot your computer, that'll be like one of the first steps I try and do right, okay
Alright, no, I'll just troubleshoot later on but the webcom is doing these dumb at the minutes are all good
Yeah, everything's everything got delivered today, yeah
Well, you know
Or if Chaz is with you, he'll know
I thought that I'd rather have the qualified person to help me, mate
Don't worry, Chaz is second in command, he'll do
Yeah, fair enough, you know the bit
Alright, no worries, well thank you very much, go on anyway, mate
Chaz, bye bye
Chaz, for fuck all
Oh, reboot your PC, nice one, dickhead
Fucking useless
honestly what cameras on right he's also got a new boom mic shows you boom
Mike jazz shows you Mike no talking no didn't they talk that shows you Mike
only to talk out as if it's working on not not you stop talking
Honestly, he will learn.
Ooh!
There you go, new beam, Mike.
There we go.
It was upside down, it's pissed him off.
So there we go.
Now, everything you are on TikTok Live, you can send over.
Put it towards that.
Free caravan charts, absolutely not.
Let's go and see what it's like. Let's go around and see what everyone's doing at the
minute and then we'll nip on and we'll speak. We'll talk ball and we'll talk games and we'll
do whatever. But I have got winter training tonight and then I think I might be staying
at the bovhouse tonight. I think I might be staying here tonight chat. So I'm going to
come back here. We're going to film some stuff. I mean I told you chat when I've got a bed
and a TV, I'll stay here.
Don't I mean Jake?
Thank you very much, Brian.
Appreciate it.
Thirty four, mate.
Gone the fucking boy.
Luke, the new.
What's he saying?
Shit, that room stone could be all.
Is it?
Is it?
Luke?
Yeah.
Probably when you want to hear your fucking scruffy gun.
Dickhead.
And then we're filming tomorrow a chat.
I've got the charge of the video tomorrow.
So there's a lot of pressure, a lot of pressure on me tomorrow.
There has to be a fucking good video.
It was Lindgren was it was it was it was it was it now because it was fucking you yes
coffee come on through the press over me I've got like a minute have you got the
line in the Queen pick Lacer you've asked me this 25 fucking times love it's at
me gas holy thank you the five holy go on your mad cow thank you very very much
I'll appreciate the five love fucking legend Josh for the 49 as well I
Preach it at the 49 Josh. Thank you very very very very very very very much. Welcome back to you man
Right, let's go on it. Oh, actually we'll see what happens there. Chazza. Leave the name of the video
What the video that I've got I don't think you will love
Are you live after one and probably not make we've got to do some filming
Luke the nook, Luke the nook, Luke the nook, Luke the nook, Luke the nook, Luke the nook, Luke the nook, Luke the nook
Go on Luke, thank you very much bro, I appreciate that 10 brother, thank you very much man
Part-timer, bro did 11 hours on Sunday, Jalen, do you want to fuck out?
Right, I was going to say, I also streamed for 5.5 hours yesterday, do you want to fuck out on a part-time bullshit, 6 hours after?
Anyway, we're not into counting numbers, we're here to count...
We'll go with that one.
I hope to see you in soccer right now, but you will see me there James, don't you fucking
worry mate.
Don't you fucking worry.
Look at that, you can chill out mate, because you've got a nice boy, so we're in Berlin.
Shut the fuck up, shut up, you're boring.
Fuck off, you stinkin' billy orange.
Right, let's switch to that camera in three.
In three, two, one.
I'm going to see the awkward bit of where he's switched, where he's switched, hello.
How are we doing?
Welcome in.
You know, it's always great when you switch cameras, because we can now witness greatness.
You know, I'm not holding this dirty.
Ask me track his, ah, from the thingy video.
Right.
Okay, he's washing.
Anyway, right, yeah.
Do we call it?
Yeah, we're actually on it now, by the way.
We've connected the backpacks of Wi-Fi.
So yeah, we're on it.
We're on it like a car bonnet,
like your mom and she fucking likes a gin and tonic
because she's a piss head.
Wait till I put her in her bed.
Get the workflow signed down.
Because I'm just gonna take your mom to town.
Give her a drink.
give us some meat.
And then when I'm finished, I'm gonna melt the teeth.
My poet and I didn't know it,
Angle Jinx 13, nice to meet you, how you doing?
Right then, let's go another,
what's with the meat, you said, there.
Shut the fuck up, yeah, well,
that's when you know what you knew
I was on about your demand.
Right then, why is that still unstable?
What's the bit rate, 6,000?
They say it's still too hard.
Fuck it, I saw that, I know.
Anyway, your mum's certainly free.
She likes a fucking good time, what can I say?
Right, let's have a little look around.
Make sure there is no Bobby Orange.
Wack a bit of this on.
Oh, hello.
Oh, other side.
Hello, sweetheart.
Thank you.
Oh!
Angry Jin's nice to meet you.
Welcome to the Bobbys house.
Let's keep it going.
Let's keep it rocking.
Up first we've got, you might want to hear music.
Shows a Tazie's probably, eh?
Tazie, well, oh, Tazie's sick.
He is not well.
And here we have got, Bino, you been here?
Perfect.
We've got Bino's ring, he also got one made,
look how nice that is.
Really, really nice there from Bino, quality.
Really, really good quality.
And he's roomed that to, really nice and clean for once.
Because we have had the cleaner,
and otherwise it would be a shit-tip for over.
Oh, Jakey Davis, Virgin, hello, knock, knock, who's there?
it's the doctor are you just are you just having a shit Jake the IBS is
kicked in no worries yeah no it's all right don't mind me I'll get ready for
an after-match interview here no you take your time and there's no rush here
I've actually signed him up for a month for the subscriptions, it's a rather than just
Yeah, so obviously it was quite a hit.
JJ!
Thank you for the 20 months, mate.
I appreciate the 20 months, brother.
Put it there.
Thank you very much, mate.
I appreciate that.
Legend.
5 out of 20 months, Jake.
He has reigned his subscription for 4.99.
So you don't get any adverts.
Buzzing.
Buzzing.
Bet you're buzzing.
I've got access to lots of custom emotes as well.
Lots of custom emotes.
I see here.
Have I got access to lots of custom emotes as well?
Lots of custom emotes, monthly badges and no adverts when you watch the strings.
That's lovely, thank you.
So yeah, I feel like we've obviously the intense match I've just had there.
Oh, actually me as well.
And then come back out, is that right?
Thank you.
And just give me 30 seconds.
Yeah.
No, give me 60 seconds.
Yeah.
I
Shut up bitch
Did you close down please? No, come out. Oh, if you want to. Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come out there. Congratulations. Thanks. Perfect.
Can you just stand there for me please? Just need to get the adverts in behind yet, yeah.
Perfect, you just stand lean on it there, perfect.
We get the focus on him, is that good?
Yeah, get a real zoom in, just get that JD in,
just get that JD in, perfect.
Now, Jakey, you've had a fantastic matchup there.
You and the Bowls have gone end to end
in a showstop in 10 minute game.
How are you feeling after that?
I mean, of course it was an intense matchup.
I don't know what's gone through me today,
but it's been quite rough to have quite a difficult time
of my stomach today. I feel like it started off quite quick, rushed into the game and
I think we just saw the game out in the end, rushed in and then passed it round the back
for the remainder while we just doubled and doubled and made sure that the after is dry.
And you say the after is dry, a lot of people have been complaining that the pitch sometimes
is a little bit too wet. What is it that you prefer playing on? Is there a sort of length
that you like to go for? Is there a sort of strategy behind it? What is it? What's your
perfect condition? Yeah so typically for me like the best kind of quality of the
the pitch is like when it's a bit more tougher, more solidarity to it. Of course
pitch was quite wet and sloppy today so it's a quite a difficult one to take and
it's got a bit of a sting to it you know but no hopefully going forward the
quality of the pitch could be a little bit better. And the final question, we look at your opponents in your coming games
You know there's gonna be a lot of a lot of food consumed. Is there anything you're not looking forward to eating that you're thinking?
I'll tell you what on the receiving end of that that might be a little bit of trouble
I might give our place a big test obviously you are unbeaten at the minute
But you know you got anything plans or Chinese ladies or pizza ladies or an eggs plan that could really set that barrel on fire
And and give that defense some trouble
Yeah, well, you know me since I've moved out of home. I've had a lot of troubles with cooking I can make cut toast
that's about it, canabines from feeling lucky. So it's probably likely that we'll end up on
a briefs later on for another tough match up. Whether that's a peach or a Chinese,
I'm sure my body will be ready to take whatever's coming up, but it probably will be another wet and
soggy match later on, yes. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
brought to you there jakey davis live from just after the match as you can see in the
background we have him there testing and eyeing up his next opponent is he gonna go for something
rough is he gonna go for something tough or is he gonna go for a healthy option get your
vaccine now, healthy options are coming in.
Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out.
What the fuck is he doing?
Very, very weird.
Anyway, we'll move on.
And this is the bedroom at this minute in town.
Shall we have a TV stand built?
Goodness, mate.
Oi! You stole my razor!
Someone stole my razor.
Can we give you a half time interview?
As you can see, half way through, cutting the face, shaving the beard.
I'm within the first half, Colin. I play at the cream, do we think it's got to smoothly?
Do we think we've missed areas? Is there a lot to build on? How did you find the first half?
Well, I've currently got what you'd like to call a pedotash at the moment, and that needs to go.
Well, I've gone upstairs, I've run the hot water. I've started getting the razor ready for the big day.
Fought the hot water, would go on the razor, I've put the cream on, I've looked in the mirror, I've done the Kevin, Kevin.
Next thing you know, razor's gone missing, we're having a bath out of the office.
So there's a key player missing there in the razor. What are we looking for in that second half? Obviously you're 1-0 down to the razor at the minute.
Is there anything that you're looking at and thinking, do you know what we can get one back there, we can find our way back into this game?
What's the plan of action here?
Well I think the action has got to be a lot of winding. It's a missing piece to the puzzle.
Hopefully you can have a big performance in the second half and finally come up and just be missing so far.
And I think there's a fucking main culprit who's robbed it.
Perfect. Well I'll leave you to find out what will this hover in the background.
Good luck here at second half. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Good luck mate, good luck.
Oi! Be gone!
Stop already!
I just want to share this one fact with you, it's how you treat everyone but the fucking doctors.
Before fucking the diseases.
So I have to do a little dodge wash, mate?
Oh right, thank you. Put your own wash on here.
Yeah.
Without performance in my house.
What?
Your lights in dark.
You're not meant to put lights in the dark.
All the blame, mate.
And we're just grabbing you now at the half-time stage, Fino.
On your way down to the match, this is a pre-match interview.
interview. You're looking at your lights, you're looking at your darks, you're looking at the
Evertine there, you're thinking, I'd like to take them on. Well, I'm a big fan of light and that,
I'm out of context, I can't say that. Well, you've said it live on the interview now,
let's keep it rolling. No, I was just going to say I'm not a big fan of that, but like that,
also I'm mad at the context, so I'll just, I'm not a big fan of light. If you just want to
say anything in general, no one would know you were going there. Yeah, I thought I'd like to close,
I'm not really a big fan of...
We are wide on the sky, we can just keep the interview going.
Yeah, I'm not really a fan of the dark clothing.
I think my son lost his mind.
I wonder where they were.
Why the fuck are you looking at me?
Have I smoked that joint?
What the fuck is going on here?
What are you playing?
Come on, where are you at that gear?
I don't know, this is jammed.
For what? The fucking seven-year-olds?
I'm going to remove myself from the situation and I'm going to go to the pub stairs.
If you go get that razor, big second half of me, just a little up mate.
Good work.
Good job last night.
Thank you.
So we've just caught you out on your way down for some cleaning.
Is there anything you're looking forward to, anything that you think they like, so that
the darts have got prepared for you?
Well I'm going to go to the bathroom, I'm going to start off in the first half.
I'm going to do a light wash, because there's not as much there.
There's not as much there, so I'm gonna get that done, give you white socks done,
cause you need your white socks in your box as well, so you can put them together, that's the necessities.
The rest of the clothes, you know what I mean, you don't really wear them at all for the week,
so I'll probably do that a second, leave that last, cause it's not as important as lights.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, you understand that?
I understand that exactly, and what sort of degrees are we gonna go and we're going to go for a high pressing game, a high tempo,
or we're gonna go for a cool, kind of relaxed, soaking the pressure, and then maybe final 10, give it a 15,000 spin.
We like starting off strong, we're gonna go for a high tempo.
The fact that you get some sort of soul in plain sight and you don't do anything about it is mental.
What's in plain sight?
The writings of the war.
won't fit in the pants
he's a Peter 5
you like Jake?
yeah
he's a Peter 5
yes he's playing
yes mate
and the fact we've not done anything about that
so far is really bad
so we've got to buy the bike off in the back
anyway buy it to the game
back to the game
go
first half plan
first half plan
high tempo
quick wash
30 minutes
quick and sample
not much clothes in there
You get the game on before it starts, I'll ask you.
Perfect.
Well, I wish you the best of luck, you and the washing machine will go head-to-head tonight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Best of luck, me and I.
Appreciate that, thank you very much.
Thank you.
What was the answer about it?
Oh, you mean bedroom?
And that's fucking...
...tage pops down, carrot.
And that's tag pops down.
Fuck!
Don't try it at the moment.
You all right?
It's not fucking funny, I'm not leaving, am I?
It's B-roll.
Oh!
Or B-roll, bro.
Stop bucking for the ugly, I'm not lying, I'm not.
It's B-Row.
Oh!
Oh, it's B-Dow, bro!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You've got a lot of B-Row on your fucking back.
Right, chat.
Still on camera, big guy.
Oh!
Change.
Here, chat. Let's put the lights on.
I keep thinking that's a spine every time.
Anyway, this is the TV stand. Look at that!
Fwoaaah!
That's a good TV fucking stand. Click it in, and it comes out.
Click it in, and it goes...
What the fuck is that, mate?
I don't have a fucking job, I'm not fancy screwing it in.
And that one's been done.
Cheers, fuck you now, nice one Mum.
What the fuck you know it's even going on here?
I'll bury that in there.
And then I just...
And I just dump such the box.
So what we'll do is we'll just leave that. We'll just leave that. We'll put it on there.
We'll leave that.
And that can be fixed when we move comes around next time.
Anyway, right? Not the main priority.
Here, we've got the top of it.
Which is how you have left.
Most important bit.
That's where our TV is going to go.
Should fit in there shouldn't it really?
I can't imagine it's not going to fit in there.
So we should be all right.
We've got a DJI here for me.
That's helping me officially go for it.
We've got a, we've got the show mics that we use at ballers.
So I think we all know why that won't be getting used.
They are shit.
That's actually a really good mic.
What?
That's a really good mic.
It's a really good mic is it?
It is.
Don't use them at all though.
Well, at the minute, we're not going to go for that one.
Just pour it down.
Awkward.
Now our TV should go there.
So shall we go get the TV and put it up there now?
Because I think that's definitely what we need to do.
And we can see what it looks like if it fits there.
Ooh, should be.
Shall we go and look at it?
So you're going to TV off?
What are you saying?
Yeah, okay, everyone's saying yeah.
Right, let's go get the TV up here then.
I'll have your phone in charge.
Woo!
Great song.
Great song.
Where is it?
He's gonna be the chosen one.
Fino! Keep going, Ellie, mate.
Cheers, thanks.
Can you slam some in your pocket?
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, you alright?
Yeah, just make your pretty teeth real.
Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Did you get that given out for...
I'm a fucker, I've got a Samsung deal, and I've got to faith in a Samsung TV.
It's a fucking joke.
My views don't align.
Mine do.
I'm gonna be brought with a Samsung, what I've got to pay for Samsung.
You could buy TVs for your rest of your life mate, with that Samsung deal.
You can supply the word, but you wanna let him?
Let me take the word, sir.
Oh, come on.
You careful, there you go, man.
Okay, good.
The mathematics you do, they don't matter.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
What's the answer?
That's a fucking...
That's not the correct one, man.
Which one of us made you, it was IQ's fucking fiandrine!
And I said to him, I said,
Not me, what's your best TV?
You know, probably the Samsung.
I went and changed it, and it's go good.
And there it is.
That's my other one.
They don't fucking believe it, they don't fuck about it, they don't, it's why it's the best in the business.
I'm not saying, I'm telling you I agree, nothing better.
It's just our time now being out in the dark versus lights washing machine.
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Actually, we'll leave it for now. We'll leave it until after the outbreak, but it's upstairs in my room somewhere.
Wow, and I'm just wondering where was that code when I bought the TV?
Because I could have done with that code when I bought the TV, the Samsung TV.
We lost that one.
Oh?
We lost-
Shazza!
Right, guys.
Right, guys.
You good?
Yeah.
Just a quick one, you're using the music, then you have to take it, oh sure, good music, don't realise the whole house wait in here, right?
Adam, can you share your face?
We managed to get her in the end, but it was a tough second half.
Why talk to us?
So as you can see, we've come out bad and bruised.
So the problem is, is the Philips One blade has been robbed.
Someone's stolen the automatic shaver, I feel like someone's.
They hit their foot and she does a good job.
So someone has gone into my room, taken full advantage of me when I've been vulnerable.
And it took him, I feel it's one blade.
So what I've had to do, I've had to go back to the 1940s.
Not with my beliefs, but with my manual labour.
Why? What were you, Lees?
What's your name?
My name's Lees.
I wasn't alive, so I wouldn't have been alive. I wouldn't have saw me.
My grandfather was, I'll tell you the truth.
No, I'd rather you didn't.
Oh, sorry.
No, no.
So I've had to go with the old manual labour, and you know what they say.
There are no Tom Cruise's without no bruises, and unfortunately today I've come out of a
few nicks.
Me and Beane are going to go to the town, have a nice Guinness, and enjoy the sun.
Oh fuck, I told you.
Beane, I don't know.
What?
Me and Beane are going to go for a little Guinness in the town, to jot down some of my
ideas for YouTube.
You sure about that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
I did.
I wasn't, I actually read it.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
There's actually Lars out here, the old Blood Worker.
No, it's what we're going to do.
We're going to go and...
Brainstorm.
Brainstorm for YouTube.
Brainstorm.
That's what we're going to do.
We're going to go...
Are we going live tonight?
Yeah, we're going to be.
Yeah, but what time are you live?
About half-seventh.
That'll probably be about the eight.
I reckon.
Five, seven, eight.
Oh.
Someone in this house we're leaving the house with their round out of time, you're going to want to train, isn't that such a thing?
Is it a good time?
That's the way it is, that's the way it is, what time are you going?
Fuck off!
Fuck off me, you've got to call my son!
No, I don't know.
That's mental, that.
I can't believe that, that's crazy.
That's crazy, that.
So you've got to go play for him, from Chazler.
No, no, no, that's what I would like to call a accidental zing, isn't it?
No, no, that's called a coink.
Let's get this Sam from for us.
He obviously got backwards.
Yeah, you go back and do it, and we can do that.
Oh, come on.
He's just got a brick in the hockey house on the side.
On the other side.
Oh, wow.
We've got...
You've got to start even with the product.
Do you remember Birkenhouse?
Start even with the product.
It's just fantastic.
Just bringing the TV off and everything.
I don't know.
I think an LG one I've actually...
No, no, no, no, no, no, like a screw.
It's not this.
It's not this.
It's the keylet.
No, it's the old one.
Oh, wow.
The sound should go back.
It's getting heavy, this.
Careful.
Move it a little left.
Left.
I made them nothing symmetrical.
There we go.
Old one.
Old one.
You know what I'm saying?
It's an old light, not an old main.
It's an old light.
Oh
Let's go
To me to you to me to me to me to me
Do you to me do you to me?
to me.
Not bad.
I'm just comfortable with it.
I'm pretty used to using the hook, you dick.
Show ya.
Right, love it.
Now you take it out, mate.
You have one this way.
To you.
To me.
To you.
To me.
To you.
To you.
To me.
To me.
To me.
To you.
To you.
To me.
To you.
To me.
Just got it in, like, swimwear.
It's done there.
Call me Michael Phelps.
Call me Michael McIntyre.
oh
Good one. Thank you. Perfect. Thank you so much
Oh
Is that when you left the chair mate? I said I left the chair.
Yeah, I'll do it mate. I don't know that.
Excuse you.
No, isn't it?
Is that for me?
I'm a donkey mate, I'm a piece of fucking hell.
Has your gun, has your gun been fucked down?
There?
Well, I fucking don't so because that's why you're a water there.
Should just stick with the boxing polis diary, it should just do it, it could do, what fucking
hope so?
Well do you have anything to open up?
Yep.
Are you sure?
Yep.
Just give a bit of kit there.
Cracking, bit of kit.
Cracking, for most of this course, for most of the Samsung's hit you back, okay I'm
One point six.
Which is a bargain for Zelsun.
It's a bargain for Samsung.
It's a bargain.
It's a bargain.
What's a bargain?
Anyone got a knife?
Yeah, probably not dead, mate.
Great fight.
Back in a minute.
One point six, he said.
Bargain.
He could probably kill it out late.
They'd be my twenty percent off code,
but I'll just give the one lucky view on it, aren't they?
I'm actually sawin' on you, you can put that down right?
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Is anyone else's man down this side of the street, in the house or the way in the kitchen?
It's exactly what he's doing, he's hiding to get to you around the whole house.
The toilet.
I mean, that's fucking dedication, man.
Is anyone else's parents do that?
My dad won't have the chocolate, because we're eating all the chocolate.
In the oven, forgot about it in the oven or in the middle of the oven.
Oh, well.
I thought you'd take a stash and cut it in half to show you how.
What are you doing after?
I was looking for a pointy hand.
Did you open that?
Yeah.
And I thought you'd take a stash.
Wasn't it?
What is it now?
Ah, I see now.
We'll answer it all in a minute, we'll look at it first off.
And that's how you put it.
What the fuck is going on here?
I'm just trying to get a word out of it.
Hold the fucking arses here, mate.
Move that way.
Hold the arses.
What the fuck are you doing mate?
It's an expensive big kit man.
A proper big kit man.
Fucking Irish.
Right.
Do you follow what?
Mate, it's a fucking oldie now mate.
It's an expensive big kit man.
You fall apart.
Mate, this is fucking only down a minute, shall we?
Right, you fall apart.
Fuck, he's going down your basket.
You fall apart.
You hold the ball.
I'm pulling.
That's not right.
I'm pulling.
I'm pulling.
You need to pull harder.
Pull harder.
What are you pulling now?
It's seeing lights.
Call us, Simon.
Call us, Simon.
Call us, Simon.
Call us, Simon.
There's no team here.
Where's my team?
From me, man.
There's your hand, you bastard.
Don't fuck it.
Right, you pull it.
Yeah, son of a bitch.
I'm sorry man.
Sorry they popped.
Let's put them up there for a mean thing.
What, you pulled the...
Oh, they're downstairs, aren't they?
Yeah, you've standing back up to me mate.
You can't have gone the wrong way about it.
You've gone the wrong way mate.
Yeah, you've standing back up to me mate.
Cheers.
Cheers.
That's a bargain man.
And if we just...
Oh, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
There we go.
It's a good way to kick that.
It's right there in Kit, man.
Kit, man.
Kit, man.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
What's up?
That's it.
Be careful, please.
Oh, look at that.
Jesus Christ, pal.
Oh, I just...
It's just above us.
This is really thin, this.
Can you move the net up there?
Yes.
I mean, I mean, and the devil's close.
There you go.
Yes.
Cheers.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
Cheers.
Get that thing out of there, pal.
Get that thing out.
There we go.
It's really skinny.
Hey, stop it.
That's a fucking...
Oh, I don't know about that.
Why, where's my arms?
Your arms, here.
Cheers, mate. Thank you.
With my arm?
Yeah.
It's a really skinny TV, pal.
Really, really skinny, yeah.
So how do these go on?
It's not touching the sides, ah.
Oh, in here, mate.
You like me any USB's?
USB's?
Nah, I'll leave you with the other milk on this one.
All those of us who've moved them will stop here.
Remote.
Fuck you remote!
Screw that.
You'll need to unlock your iPad then.
What the fuck is that?!
What the fuck is that?!
What the fuck is that?!
What the fuck is that?!
What the fuck is that?!
What the fuck is that?!
He's in the bed!
He's in the bed!
He's in the room!
He's in the bed!
He's in the room!
He's in the room!
He's in the room!
Fuck you!
That fucking plumber like himself in the fucking roof!
Oh my Christ!
I told you don't think so, but you need to get out!
Yeah, I'll lock you up for my life!
My Samsung doesn't need unlocked.
Yeah!
The Samsung's...
No!
Who the fuck's dumb?
What the fuck's up in there?
Who's that in the fucking roof there?
He's on me.
He's on me.
He's better not be here when I get back!
That fucking Apple people are hacking the fucking Samsung now.
Mental.
What the fuck?
Oh yeah, there they go.
There it is.
Is there instructions? Oh, thank God.
Samson for a good reason. You don't need instructions, pal.
You're just slapping him.
Who's the one who just slaps the phone like this?
So like that and then push it up.
Now put my hands up.
Instructions!
I don't like this feeling, I'll forget about it.
be careful
careful
careful
watch that side be
lift it up a little bit on that side
check it
i think mine is on
so
be careful
be careful
be careful
instructions in there
i think mine is on
Not bad.
Oh, yeah, good.
Oh, how's it like this?
Good point for the instruction.
Definitely, I'll be all right.
Simple user guide.
Perfect.
Fucking simple.
Connecting the TV.
Making the TV first of all.
There's such a really easy example, there's such a way.
There's such a way.
How do you put the legs on?
It's really a sample problem.
Yeah, problem, I don't fucking say.
Installation.
Using the appropriate screws, fasten the wall to the bracket. No, it's not on a fucking bracket.
There's a leg, there's a leg, there's a leg. There's a leg.
There they are, there they are, Paul.
Right, thank you.
Hi, Jack.
Hi, Jack.
Evening.
Evening!
Morning, marching.
Right, we need...
some wire. This is that, I think.
Yeah.
That's it?
Yeah. I mean, the two legs, and then we need...
We need that, I think.
Yeah?
You can't have it here.
What?
Can't have it here.
You won't have it there, am I?
I'm not gonna have it on that night.
No, mate, this is fucking...
The TV's standing under the TV.
Ah, for fucking job, by the way.
Why the TV got fucking surfed over us?
Ooh.
I won't put the TV on that.
No, but we're not doing it.
What the fucking...
MAH!
You know, this is not about this right now, it just comes up.
That's a machine, you can't, you definitely can't start the TV, you know.
You always have the batting at a nail wall.
Yeah, it's not really bolted up, am I right?
Yeah.
She just says...
Fuck it.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, bitch!
Hey.
Hey, mom.
We'll have you here for a little something else.
Yeah, we'll see you out in a bit.
Hey Michelle, you live on stream? You okay?
I'm good, thank you.
Gordon, what do you are?
What have you asked me, how many TV stand is that you built, supposedly?
The glass at the bottom, we just have to lift it a little bit to put it on the shelf.
We needed plastic things to put in.
Yeah
What what about this thing that the surfboard me TV's meant meant to go on
Have you got me stream on can you like it on for me, please?
Yeah, that's what exactly I am thinking what is it you said when I grew up when you want a job doing do it yourself. Yeah
I'm trying to choose ya!
Right, go on.
Yeah?
I saw that.
Don't disrespect me, the fucking mother of-
He done have a bar first for us, haven't it?
Did he say monkey do?
No.
Any reason why this one just fucking pops in and out as well?
That's the popster, but you can turn it over and have it blast.
So we've got wonky, but it's a little bit wonky, but yeah, that's the problem we're facing
I don't know if we can put a 1.6 grand Samsung TV on top of it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it's black man
What are they? They've always got wonky in them, I've said it the wrong way round
Yeah, yeah
They're still evenly well, huh?
Yeah, no
That's fine, that's fine
That's fine, that's fine
Oh!
What's that?
What's that?
Should have done it around the first time, though, shouldn't you?
Can't speak the order, can it?
Can't speak the order, huh?
It's because your mind takes it like that doesn't mean you're f***ing Michelle takes it like that, isn't it?
Right, so what are you dropping from here?
Can you go and take a picture of me please?
Uh-uh, you can't run back right away.
Mum, thanks.
Oh shit, is Michelle here?
Yes, she's on the phone.
Michelle, I was joking.
Wow, I didn't hear what you said.
Look who it is.
Thank God.
You said what you should have it right the first time, shouldn't you?
Yeah, but I'm sorry.
You're not okay.
Michelle, I've had a look you say I'm a bit giddy.
Oh, no wonder Red Bull wouldn't even have said that.
What are you doing here? Fucking advertising.
Right, okay, well, are you gonna come around and start it out soon, please?
Yeah, well, you can do it yourself.
Right, hands up.
What, are you in one?
Perfect, no worries, alright, thank you, Mum.
Hello?
All right, love you fucking joke fucking joke that right. I'm gonna put the TV on there in a minute
Yeah, be nice. I just leave it there mate. Oh
Can I put that back in with come off as fast as what you didn't realize?
I don't want to put my fucking legs on me, tell me.
Fucking joke, what's this as well?
It's the remote.
Oh my god, Netflix, YouTube, Prime Video, Samsung TV Plus.
Fucking butt, I'm inandering in me.
You alright, Nanna?
Right, this fucking thing I've said, and you're asking one fucking woman to do it.
Yeah, but yeah, no, I'm asking is it alright to fix?
No, I've been fucking watching you.
Yeah, no, you're right, you're right.
But the thing is though, Nana, can I be honest with you?
Jakey and Beano aren't trained in the DIY world like myself in you.
You're fucking not.
Yeah, but I tried, don't I?
It takes your pussy mother to come down and do everything for you.
I know. Well, that's a job.
That's what?
I said what was it, Gean Lake?
No, so basically, it's just because I was in London yesterday,
So I said he's trying to knit down and do it and she's only done half a fucking job, Julie. I'm fucking fuming
I will fucking finish it if I can she keeps on doing it
I will do you want but you want to build a Samsung TV before I mean Anna
You want to build a TV before I've any legs aren't going in
Well, I'm doing it I'm doing it
What's going on with your legs because they're not going in?
I'll find the fucking instructions because they'll be there if you look properly.
Yeah, no, I did just have a minute ago.
And where's that fucking JT glass in it? Where's that?
You know nothing in it.
But you know, he's just gone to help JT a minute.
Instructions have got a warm hand on our founder.
Right, you found it.
Yep, right, well you watching, you learn because I'm about to mesmerise you.
Me watching, fucking with it. Jesus.
Right, well listen, I'll read you back when I've got my TV and you can be proud of me.
Right, you've got two fucking women telling you not to do it, that fucking do it.
Right, no worries, cheers Nan.
Love you.
Love you too, bye bye.
Lucky I've moved here because if I was lucky in there still
Right it's a joke obviously
But I shall tell you about fighting better than that better than that, right is the instructor me the child
There we go. Right, this is what it says for instructions. I need, then, and that. But
what the fuck is that? It'll be that, won't it? Or is it this? That's that, isn't it?
So this needs to go in my TV or something.
I just don't get where.
Makes zero sense.
That's why you're reading.
I'm fucking reading it.
Shit this.
Fucking...
Your songs, are you?
Right.
I'll put it down.
all good so they need to be on the inwards anyway so they need to be inwards so that's there
and where's my other leg just behind you so you took your air please mate thank you
well said but that that's sustainable it won't even feel like anywhere
can you phone turn on please i'm not here
So, can we fold to the right, there we go.
Right, and then I've got this bit, and it says, look there.
That can't be right.
There has to be more in here.
There isn't.
It has to be more.
It's like I'm missing something, chap.
Where's everything I just got there? Get rid of that.
Remote, plug, things don't work there.
Yeah.
Common interface.
Connect two after one and press CI card adapt again.
What the fuck's that got to do with putting legs on?
Yeah, it's alright fucking zooming in and out.
Permission to talk.
I think that one could look common interface, that's that one, you need to open it, yeah.
You would have to put nothing to do with the legs I don't think.
I've got more than that.
Oh, okay, I get it, I get it.
Right, I get it, motherboard and shit.
In, in there, like it's roomware.
Perfect.
So where the fuck is the thing that I put my legs on?
So you clip it in?
Yep.
And you slide it down.
Clip it in and slide it down?
It goes in there and it locks in when it's down there.
We'll try, we'll try.
Alright, let me go around you.
Oh, hello.
So you clip it in and slide it down.
Yeah, no, no shit, no, it was in my right hand still.
Fuck.
Huck that, huck that.
You clearly do something wrong here.
Yeah, no shit, can it, it was in my right hand still.
It's fucking hard this and it's hard for TV to make no sense.
I'm missing summer.
I'm missing summer.
Well, summer clips into these on the inside.
Let's come out with something.
It makes zero fucking sense.
Which side of me could have done that one?
Ah, you have to go in on the inwards.
You want it?
Look.
See, that won't work.
See what I'm saying?
Yeah, there, there.
There you go.
You put it in, you should.
Fucking done it, I knew it.
Told you it'd work down.
Fuckin' Alchance, chat shit for a living you mate.
Fuckin' Alma.
I'll do it Chas, don't worry.
Look at that, fucking look right now.
Whoa!
We're cooking, we've got oil.
Give me oil in my hand, give me burning.
Give me oil in my hand, pipe it.
Give me oil in my hand, give me burning.
getting me twitched shut up and gone
nope
there we go
right
now then
not gonna fuck about this
So he was saying clip it down, just clip it up, clip it in, clip it on, clip it in, clip
it in its head. But he was saying down. Were you saying down, you know, you saying down?
Don't be said down, don't be said down. I heard you say fucking down. He was lying
me or the devil. Me or Satan. Me or him. You can be the one.
Right, you gotta grip it, one at the bottom and one on the side.
Wait, what about?
It's gonna be hard and loftish, it's gonna be easy luck with Sam's own putt.
We have to hold it, so we just put the same exact weight.
Oh my god, you're fucking unfended, you're unfended.
Tell you about to grab it.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, we're grabbing the one, but we're grabbing it here.
grab it here and there.
Right, that's the first method of this.
Hold up.
So straight, straight, straight, straight.
Hold it like this, yeah.
At the bottom.
Turn the bottom.
Turn the bottom.
There we go, there we go.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, tell her.
Yeah.
You get it?
I'm behind the TV.
It's a bad placement for me.
Bad placement.
Awful placement.
Awful placement.
Reset, reset.
Reset.
What do you call it?
Me, alright.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Nice, push back.
Look at the post, look at the post.
Stop, focus, focus.
Ow, ow.
I saw you, need it, need it.
Slide it back, slide it back.
Slide it back in, slowly, gently, slowly, gently.
Nothing too hard.
I'll go right in the middle.
Stop right there, I'll show you.
Look at that.
Wow.
Oh.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I don't.
I think I might have finished.
That was nice though.
Nothing better than a clean pee.
Steve's learning that hard wasn't he?
You don't want me.
I like it because it was too straight, it could break easily.
Oh mate, you can't be too worried about that.
That's perfect.
That's such a nice stuff, I should be around that south.
Where's the power cable?
Here we go.
That's the man, isn't it?
I bet this just clips in.
Yeah, it does man.
It's definitely...
It's just so easy.
Oh, who brought my dodgy stick in here?
That's... that's mine.
That dodgy, that's the problem.
That's the good thing, sorry.
I already disposed of my dodgy stick.
Some stupid cameraman.
Very old stick allegedly.
I think allegedly that could have been Dogey.
Could have been.
Could have been.
Could have been.
Could have been.
Was that cameraman in this room?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Does that cameraman speak?
Sometimes one.
But he's not even spoken to.
I know exactly what you're on about.
You.
You.
What guy?
No, he's not here.
And again, speaking!
Stop!
You heard him.
He's not trying one more.
shake
thank you
careful gamble
whoa whoa
slow down pat
don't need to worry
just remember
he'll kill you
I'm probably moving for that
alright
where is that, we could have probably done this before
we put the TV on there
We're going to get that up, Jesus fucking Christ! Jesus fucking Christ! Jesus fucking Christ!
Sorry mate. Can't get in there yet.
Sorry, there you go.
Oh mate, fucking really?
Can't get in there.
Fire on there
Ace
It's on there
It's on there, let's move it back
Move it back
Yeah
Come to the far right
Let's go right now
That's 100
Yo
Where you going mate?
Meeting group.
Oh that's the level?
Is it with the security guard?
Who's that?
The...
The same level?
Another one from the Karate Act?
No, no one I've gone there.
Dear Lord of both.
Fair enough.
I think they want to go meeting group in the pub.
Oh okay, yeah you enjoy it mate.
Am I going?
No.
I've got a match on that.
I'm going also.
Really?
How come?
Because you're not good for you in your drinks, you know?
Yeah.
I haven't just got my drink any more, but people I've drank with are probably.
Yeah, he does.
Cheers mate!
What's up mate?
Little bit.
He does legit have a problem, that's why I've got things he's got problems.
Do you remember when I set my challenge just to go a week without drinking and he failed it on Thursday?
Just trying to get me batteries out.
Battery, black ops 2 specialist, hello.
Grenade launcher, I get it.
There we go.
There we go.
This could be a great small moment in your career.
Always turn the plug on.
Always turn the plug on.
Now I do what I really like here, is when we find out that in this room the plug stockings don't work.
That doesn't work. That is not a problem.
Are you listening, man? Did you hear that?
SONG SONG! Oh, that's secured by Knox.
Fucking buzzing. Oh, hello.
Don't put me dressed up.
One, two, three, four.
Scan the QR code.
If you have a remote control, select the right button to start the setup.
The right button.
Hello, talking to you, Nick.
First woman to be in your room.
It's a privilege.
No problem.
Yep, let's start.
United Kingdom.
All you need is the Samsung Smart Remote. Just plug in and turn on the device you want
to control with the Smart Remote. We'll take care of the rest. When you're ready, we will
move on to the next step.
Don't want to connect any devices, searching for the wifi, just one moment whilst I connect.
moving and the cursor to type in the Wi-Fi 1, 2, wrong 1, Y, 5. Done? That's the
That's the thing. Connect to the entertainment you love. Checking wireless network connection.
It's all rubbish here, I think, here. Oh, connected!
Do you want something to help me, sir?
Cheers.
Agree to all.
Oh, if I'm a 29 mate, go on the bike, thank you very much for a 29 mate.
Ooh, why do I not consent to it?
Where's your skiff?
I need to, right here.
If I'm a bit of a...
I'm agreed!
Okay, there we go, sorry.
Start set up.
Like I like the music.
Wanna count any device just for you.
in to get started. So it's coming QR code, wrong lot. Okay. Remote sign in here we go.
Sign in. Okay. Don't want me credit card. It's free. Registered by product using the
and started devices.
Skip.
No.
Why do you say no?
I'm gonna go back.
It enabled your warranty.
Does it now?
Register.
There you go.
Home screen.
I think right.
Perfect.
This is a fucking, honestly, this is perfect, yes.
I can't wait to.
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Install the latest software will take 10 minutes.
I reckon.
Come back in, Ted.
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Head, head, head, head.
Grrrrrrrr.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Ha ha ha.
Which apps do I want to add?
Spotify.
Save.
Look over there, create a pin.
Nothing sharp.
I thought it was on.
No, but it sounded good.
Yeah, it did.
Oh, yeah, it did, yeah, it did.
Find your service provider.
We'll do that later.
Can I just say, chap, I actually...
Oh, hello, come in! We're on the new Samsung OLED TV with the fantastic music in the background
and a voice like this! What can't you love? It's an S90F 65 inch, 163 centimetres, fits
just right in your room. You don't need to put your address in, you can skip. Oh, I've
Have you had an accident? That was your fault.
Head down!
Sorry. Head down?
Thumbs up? Hello?
Don't talk during the Samsung adverts!
It's actually not an advert this one, you can talk with your mum.
I used to have a voice over when I heard this over to you.
Did you have to take that one?
Couldn't get me a fucking discount.
Well that's when you walked in and asked for a pair of scissors.
Yeah.
Story share.
I've been asked to plug a camera into this, I'm thinking I'll use that one.
So I just do what Chezz has to take on the bottle.
Where's your camera?
I don't have a camera here.
Who told you to plug your camera into the table?
Yeah.
Yeah, your phone's not that camera, you're going to be using your phone.
Who is you?
I'm not using my phone.
Why?
Why the fuck do I use my phone, I've got a camera.
That's not your camera though, is it?
Yes it is.
Yeah, well we share in this house don't we?
Yeah, it's off the camera.
What?
Yeah, it's off the camera.
Well it's mine.
Well we share don't we?
I bought the camera.
Oh come on.
We share it.
I thought I saw a couple like you mate.
We share.
He's holding the camera.
He might share.
He's got me by a lead.
Well these are hard to drive.
Let me tell you about you two.
I'll just rob Bob some bomb equipment for now.
No, the point is, when you're going to ARL, you're going to use your phone, aren't you?
At the minute, yeah.
So you need to connect your phone, not a camera, otherwise it won't work?
That's what I'm saying.
If you want to tell me not to connect your phone, you need to connect your phone.
I'm so angry.
Oh, Cory's on tonight.
Oh!
Fucking hell.
How much have you been paid?
Pivot! Pivot!
Pivot!
What are you telling me?
Just one moment whilst I put on my favourite YouTube.
Oh is it Bob Boyce?
Is it Bob?
Get started!
Sign in with your phone!
Watch as a guest!
Oh, can you hit the pivot please?
What?
Why aren't you pivoting?
Let someone sign into your teller.
Nah, I'm alright.
Why?
You fucking Justin's big dick on the screen, don't you know it?
As far as Drake, you got leaked.
Might have been too fast.
Just gonna be signing into the YouTube!
No moment!
I rather think Drake does have everything.
It was like a trunk.
I've seen it, though.
Good for you.
I love.
Yeah, signing to the TV.
I don't know.
There's nothing happening.
Have you just got to give it a minute?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
J.J. is ringing in my left.
Oh, J.J.
What are you doing?
I'm still on the phone.
Okay, so?
Yeah, I'm still on the phone.
What do you think it is?
I don't think I'm 3 April 14th.
That's not the term, it's 18.
What do you mean, April 18th?
Oh, I can't do the 18th.
Yeah.
All right, it's a 40.
Oh you did mean the 14. Yeah I can't, there are 14 unfortunately, I got a few meetings that day.
Yeah, you know me, I love chatting with you, I'd love to have done it, but 14, not for me.
Yeah, yeah. Will I be the caretaker with you? Yeah, yeah, no worries, will you?
That's when you know it's time.
Get to the party.
After you.
I think you're going to have to come out of that video.
Well, I'm going to be on the phone now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, is you?
You're just on the phone to care, is that it?
Come on, you're going to be on the phone.
No, I'll catch you later, JJ. Come on.
Yeah, I'm coming.
we're on teller look at that baby whoa unreal what a fucking game I agree with
the best game of the season out this weekend by the way chat oh why does that
come up for fuck's sake why does that come up?
I mean we do like seeing Andrew Jin but most of it was in the us...
Yeah, you got a lot of that prick!
You've got to wait a little bit, shall we?
What was the toughest part out of all the trials and challenges?
What was the straight-in out of the trials and trials?
I've got to say spiders.
Yeah, well, I find spiders easy.
I'm gonna have to shut my eyes in.
It was a little bit of a waste of energy since you came out.
Yeah, a lot of energy.
Now, we've got a challenge here.
I'm gonna take one of every word with you.
You and Mochich covered up the milk bottles there.
Oh, milk bottles! Yeah, the milk bottles!
Come clean, yeah.
See, mate, he's gonna come out.
He's a mister!
Must have missed it!
20 of us, 20!
He's not well.
He's not well.
I watched him toss himself in the mirror this morning.
Just started going,
you are a millionaire.
You are king of the jungle.
face above boys. Yeah you are. Did you mention something about Chocorid?
He actually did mention Chocorid. He didn't. He really is the little one.
You all good? Yeah, I'm good.
You okay? Yeah, I'm just checking out some edits. See if there's any long going here.
They've got me another good one, haven't they?
Oh, why's that there?
Oh!
I'm playing records.
Here we go, what are you doing in the past 62?
What a ball to D.D.
Oh, don't get this camera out of the center.
Oh, I'm holding, haven't I?
That is what they are, they're going to score an opportunity and the footballer in three
footballs.
You've got to get ready, Tottenham left pass at Sombra, he didn't make it, he's a
choose three, earth tight, he didn't know much about it.
High scores!
Oh my, oh my god, yes!
Come on!
That is over real, that is over real, what a clearance!
Happy teams, what a clearance!
Wow!
Come on, that is unreal, that is unreal, what a clearance!
Happy teams, what a clearance!
Wow!
That's not much to share round the 60s.
Oh, bring down the victory that people know they're never...
BORRY!
BORRY!
BORRY!
That goes in the first 20 minutes.
It was a painful evening, great time, team!
And behind me is where the people can say nobody wants
the last five or the last seven, four and one for me.
Oh, it's in a bit of a rubber key!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
If you can, then set 40, liberty 20.
Speaking of rubber key.
Hey!
He's a happy mother.
Oh, keep brilliant.
Oh, so funny.
You're thinking that too?
Really, hasn't he?
If you make some grand, I've got water.
He's got water.
That's all I've got, mate.
It's your birthday.
You said to me, someone would like to have it.
So I asked, who is it?
He got a very name of David Newton.
My agreement, my agreement, is the right name of my agreement.
You shut the hell up.
Time now to discuss this competition.
It's a big yes and a valid name.
We've got a competition for their rights to speak in school, design and teach it.
To be warned by the past school.
Right then. Right then.
What's a good photo?
What's a good video to put on to check the quality of this evening's winner?
let's put on 4k animals 4k 4k video ultra HD
I'll go back, go back, go back.
Go back?
Yeah.
Is he alright?
My nightingale is into the lamp floor!
I just saw he was on the phone there, I'm not going to go there.
That looks unreal, show me that.
I want to see if it actually works.
I'll go close enough.
I
Know oh my god
Oh
I'm going to kill you.
Snail.
Go! Go!
Power up.
Lauren
Centipede
Caterpillar Sorra
Spider
Hey, let's be a parka
I can't believe this is happening!
I can't believe this is happening!
Unreal the nature in it, animals.
Wow!
I'll give you some fun.
I've been a little tongue.
I'm a snake.
AHH!
OHH! We're coming baby! We're coming baby!
Oh, he's caught us somewhere!
He's eating it!
What is it?
You've got to come by and get away from it.
Flammeh-
AHHHHHHH
Wow.
I'm cheering back on what I call it.
All jokes aside, that's sick.
I don't know if I'm really money's worth when I'm just working in the office when I fall asleep.
I bet Michael Scott was coming back.
Oh get me pig!
weapons don't change their spots
what the fuck are you doing?
how've you got...
Is this Twitch or National Geographic?
Yeah.
Is it above us or the Job Centre?
Kids, guess what? Strike five!
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
I'm just going to ring cream down and just make it messy again.
Alright, all these to the side, put them in a bit later on the books again.
Whoa!
Right, let's go to the setup.
Nah, I'm happy with that, I can't lie, fucking but...
Turn over the weather.
Good morning, welcome to Good Morning Britain. I'm angry Jean's your weatherman for today.
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What about the news and the weather?
Up next.
Hello and good morning.
You see at this minute, at the time, the weather is approximately 17 degrees, lowest of 8 degrees.
That's on Tuesday.
Don't be expecting too much for the rest of the week as we are still looking at potential
cold weather and a few sprinkles of that rain aka
juice from the sky. We've also got highs of 14 degrees tomorrow on Wednesday
with very little, very minimum sunshine on Thursday very cloudy lower than 12
degrees and on Friday it's the end of the week it's the one we all get looked
forward to but unfortunately a bit like this it was silent it's gonna be 15
degree of very cloudy weather. That's all from you. That's all from me, back to you in the studio.
Hello there, you're listening to The Studio, that's all from the weather reports but of
course we have got lots of exciting news for you today.
Some news is that Samsung have got 20% off code given to Heinz and J.K. that I'm sure
that they'll be given out as they are obviously being paid, so therefore what
will they need it and build the goal, I ain't fucking building the goal you've
lost your mind, she's got that off now. Oh, you alright Jake? I've built the goal with you.
Nah I'm alright, I don't have you not. This is a FX3 camera. Yep. Where are the ones these?
Not your camera. Oh yeah I know but she has us using the
full as your bank. Right but my point is if you're going to struggle. I am going to order
one but it's just why I set it up. Yes but there's no point in setting it up if you've
not got one. But Chaz has done it. Chaz has run him full, swiftly off Bob, quickly he's
got a wide lens on his webcam, that's Bob, he's got a bob camera. Okay yeah if you're
fucking yeah so jumping for me sorry wide lens no idea truth be told I've no
idea truth be told either what's that lens you give me that the wide lens
just right okay and yeah that's the white one
It's wide enough but that's just...
Which one's the one for Wynard?
Right, okay, and that's both.
There's no wide ones left.
I don't think so, mate, no.
Which has really pissed me off because I wanted you to have one.
Yeah, you can do it, mate. Thank you.
See, I feel like daft now.
No, it's not what you look like.
It doesn't matter what you look like.
It does not matter what you look like.
No one's asked mate, as long as you're a rapper, you don't need to look like you feel daft and all that.
We know who you are, do you know what I mean? You're hanging.
Mate, I was just saying I feel daft because I've asked for help setting it up and I don't even have the stuff.
So hang on, so hang on, so hang on.
So Chelsea gets to use all the cool stuff that I've got.
Hang on, James says enjoy the four pound.
Oh yeah.
Who do you give four pound to?
Oh, I'm good at it.
Okay, nice.
So everyone else gets to use bot equipment.
Oh, I subbed.
Cheers James, thank you very much mate.
I'll say it, I'll put a thing forward.
I think that all build members should be able to use the cameras and the equipment, but only for YouTube.
I've got no problem with that.
You as soon as you're gonna pull that interaction Chaz is just gonna go. Oh fuck that ain't paying for that
We're all better, but we can all use it
I'm a wrong on my right
I'm a wrong on my right. Yeah, probably. Well, I just feel it's not fair. So we need to
I'm gonna splash all the cash and eat you know what I mean? Well, not you're not splashing the cash
Listen, we'll have a vote. I personally believe no one should use both equipment unless it's for YouTube
Because if for example listen, I've noticed he's learning if James is to damage the camera and we need it the next day
We ain't gonna get one thing time
Nothing should be used unless it's in YouTube, which is less likely to get damaged
I am streaming everyone should have their own self, but chance of the tight come who don't buy his own stuff
You're worried about buying your own stuff
Well, you can ask I just felt I mean if he's playing by these rules, I want to play mine as well. Yeah, that's fine
Yeah, no, I would as well, so I've got it.
It's like Peter Parker.
Yee-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, oh, I'm sorry. Strike six.
Burpin.
Was it not second?
No, sorry, because you were helping me as well.
And I've ruined it.
Sorry, can we start again?
What do you want?
Totally sane.
What was I sane? Yeah.
Obviously, it means to be streaming, you walked in.
No, yeah, don't start again from the beginning,
we stay in my mom's equipment and stuff.
Well, if you want to use it, just set it up, go for it.
Like, I don't care if you're going on a fucking lens.
You know what?
Is he off the clock for the moment, so?
Yeah.
I might have started everything with him right now.
Yeah, he might have just copied us out.
Just copied us out.
I mean, you're fucking owning.
You're not owning Sony.
He doesn't say Sony camera.
My only friend really used to buy, though.
What are you doing?
Hey.
He knows what he's doing.
He has, that's...
Thank you very much, Mad Mate.
Oh, you helped me set it up.
Show him a good camera. Yeah, no, it doesn't show him. It's all right, don't worry.
How much is the lens?
How much is the lens?
There we go.
Two times.
Oh!
See, he's not cheating this backpack stuff, is it?
No.
I mean your backpack alone was 20 mates. I've got the exact same one. I think I know how much it was
Colana is a great thing. I love Colana. You've got Colana there though. 100 pound a month.
200 months. Yeah. That wouldn't even be that. Yeah. 200 months. 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84,
96, 108, 120, that's 120 is 10 years. Oh, but it's a bit paid off from first.
Get it. That's not bad, that. It'll be good for any creditors.
120 is 10 years, you said 200 months. Yeah.
132, 144, 158, 170, 182, 194. You look at about 16 and a half years.
That's not bad, you can go to uni and stuff for that price, so I've just done it with a backpack, plan and pay it off.
Okay, Tiki, I think you're gonna struggle.
What, in life?
Yeah, just like in having a washing shit.
Actually, I actually like doing my balls and shit with myself now.
I was having a conversation with your father the other day and I was explaining how he
started to do it until he was about 13.
Well I didn't realise you could lift the balls up. I thought they were cemented in place.
Just in the back there that had grown. I don't think I'm holding it. Is it needed to get
I get used to it, but obviously the box is going to be on this shit.
Jakey, I'd be worried if I was you.
What about the box?
No, you knew cameraman.
Yeah, that's what it's called the box.
Yeah, I'd be worried.
He's a bit lippy.
Is he now? Why?
Like, he moans and stuff. He's really weird.
What is he moaning about?
He's like an advanced camera. So to be fair, he's quite bad.
So I got him here the other day.
I'm not using it.
That can happen, I nearly didn't need to chat to him because the meeting went on for an hour and a half longer than it should have.
When he zooms, why is it blur?
Because he needs to put all his focus on.
Now what do you mean?
Yeah, but you're still paying him for his time.
Yeah, so we've got to fuck off some of them about that.
He needs a second to fuck off.
He's broken already.
What was I saying? Yeah, but you ought to be careful.
Why?
Corey started streaming and all of a sudden he doesn't fucking camera man anymore
Box start streaming. Yeah, I mean you look like a conveyor belt. He starts he starts being all on put down
He'll tell to stop
No, cuz it wants to start
Yeah, this is working perfectly. No, that's good
You start slowly in dressing. Pardon? You start slowly in dressing?
Nothing I will, thanks. No, it's for a university project.
He's he's artistic.
He's artistic, I think he knows something else.
Do you need help to take your camera up?
Yeah, I think Cameron Chaz is going to help me.
What's the correct way to like it just one moment? Are you gonna open chest?
Well, you want to speak to your employer first to see if you can
Rocket League gonna play itself you heard it here first. That's my cameraman. What a fucking sad cunt
Do you know what, shush, on the occasion, yeah.
Hey Rockhead, 2018 brother, thank you very much mate, I appreciate that Dean, thank you bro.
Hey Rockhead, sorry. Should rebrand the cameraman to CM Punkz, cameraman Punkz, that is.
You should come with the backpacks.
Are you on about the second hand cameras?
Yeah.
Why?
It's fucking spinning.
You've got the money.
Invest in yourself.
Didn't realize you made canton.
Don't need to be.
I'm in the same group as you.
What is it? Don't give it to him. I bought them for us.
No, that is off this. Oh right, he can have it. A fucking half.
We're apparently a bit of a capitaker. Yeah, he's James.
It's not a fucking big bug guy.
Here we go.
Get ready, James.
I think you need to stick to voting.
Go look at that.
I can tell you took him on full time now.
What the fuck are you on about?
Well, listen here.
First of all, can you actually use second of all, caps go missing.
He's been with me for over years, never took a fucking cap.
Box is brand new to the game.
It could be botched, but he's not.
Box holds phones, box holds phones.
The only other person, the only other person
with a fucking camera is VodGuy,
and all of a sudden, shit goes missing.
There's a fucking cap lurking in this apartment.
Zero, that was a cap lurking.
Yeah, good, yeah, we gotta keep him.
Are you fucking, are you all right?
Are you practicing?
How am I supposed to see a box if I can't do it?
I'm fucking, you're having a seizure.
Do you think you need training to be a cameraman or no?
Experience and pointers.
Yeah, yeah.
Personally, I don't think it's hard.
No, it's really not.
Why don't you go to the base, that's your point.
And the way you do it, you'll have...
Can you leave me abode, please?
It's hard, Nick, because you've got to really loose risks.
Are you getting the experience though? You need someone to take a punt on you.
You need to take a chance. Oh, shit, I'll have a take a chance on me. Oh
you know what we said? This is all bizarre and a lot of the cameras are together.
If you pay him. What?
Shush, I'm done. Well, not being funny. It's his time. He could go on and play rock at the...
I did get in at four o'clock last night. Oh, it's so nice that morning.
The only thing that's... Come on, I'm wasting it. Very true.
Give him 20 quid, Jake. I'll give him 20 quid. I'll add it onto the invoice you said.
you're welcome. Can we go please? Thank you. Right, Chad, the inside, the inside, what
do you call it? Meeting greet, meeting greet, called the inside reunion. Shall we watch
it? I'm happy to watch it if you do want to watch it. Totally up to you. What was wrong
with my stream yesterday? Can I be honest? Oh, Ben White and Coomain, who's starting
final. Nice. Oh, you don't want to watch it? All right, okay, you literally were begging
me to fucking watch it on Sunday. How's it been one day? All right, what would you like
me to do then, Jack? You've got me, you've got, I mean, we are on limited time, which
is kind of what I did suggest. We watch it, if I'm honest. Do you know what I mean? Let
me type in, half an hour, sweet. Paul? Oh, actually, no, I'm gone. Actually, whilst
I'm here chat. What oh I need to download FC for pro clubs. Oh, yeah, we also got you a lot
The sellotape
Look at the poll oh, yeah, what's the poll saying?
Well the poll is saying yes to be fair
What game should I download chat I need to download everything I'm gonna I'm probably gonna stay here tonight
I'm probably going to stay here tonight. Oh my fucking god.
Throw the sellotape.
There we go.
GTA. Oh, yeah. So we've got GTA, GTA has been installed.
As you know that have been sorted a little bit like it's not as bad as it was but it's
not 100% we're we're looking on it we're looking on it role play yet and lost your mind lost
your fucking mind and so you need seeds to be downloaded G let me replace this and let's
control switch my screens nice goal is gonna be a echo nearly one one minute
chat. There we go. Where's the PS5? Oh, wrong one. PS5, wrong one. Is it that one? Nope.
I'll get some 4k
Perfect
right
Valorant for Jinxie tournament no
Right, okay, I'm having to do the next one to be fair. So we've gone we've got
Seed's downloading resident evil's on the dead by the four nights up two K's up
Minecraft GTA I need to download gte8
What else GAA FC
Where's GAA 5 I need to sign into me I picked you a condo. I've not signed into that yet
Red dead right red dead red. Oh you want to play red there? Okay, I'm gone
ABC D E F G
S G. There we go. I wonder if this is what it's supposed to take. I'm not playing water
park. To be fair, that was quite a cool build in the water park. Right, I can delete that
because I'm not going to play as a car at my playstation. Do you want to do what I play?
I do what I replay I didn't play I played it years ago, but I can't fully I won't remember it and
Outlaw no not outlast
Until that until dawn chat that was unreal
Until dawn was quality
Last of us as well. I don't mind that
See if these would be good yet
Minecraft?
God.
I've never played Last of Us until Dawn's Fire, yeah, probably.
F1's very fine, I don't play F1.
Don't play F1, won't play F1.
How long's this going to take? 49 minutes.
In the grand scheme of things, he's actually not that bad.
It's just because I'm used to Unreal Wi-Fi.
Yeah, I think Shadow of the Wild is for an idea.
We should do a buff, boys.
Um, we should do a buff.
We should do a both boys Monopoly what you reckon yeah, I think we should
Yeah, oh both boys undead by daylight as well that'd be sick
The Hs toss him is good. Well, I should be fair. Yeah, I've heard that is actually pretty sick
Madison never worked in it's a show
Undisputed with decent
Where's that see 26
Fucking dead we're planning don't worry. Oh, I'm on the wrong account. That's why
We have to sign it so we can't, I can't have my password, I need to go through it and sort that out.
VR? No. I'm reffing. Are we lagging?
Bitrate is alright now, there we go.
Oh, I do what I do with massive, by the way, I'm going to try and do a massive kahoot.
I'm going to do a massive kahoot. I think that'll be sick.
It was fine. Okay, thanks. A massive kahoot. I think that'll be unreal.
Yeah, but what we'll do is when we do the Kahoo chat, you will have to put your account
names as your Twitch names when you join to that and know who's the message and they
win.
Right, where am I?
YouTube, yep.
Also just a quick one as well.
We got kicked out.
What?
What are you playing at?
What is wrong with your keyboard? So let me back in that time.
What the f-
What were you actually playing at man?
Come on, what are you-
Why is she kicking out my old gaff?
What is this?
Enhance.
This wasn't we thought.
What is hell?
I don't like off-stream we're gonna need to find a new place to a pocket
Hang on, bro. I think I'm on a non-string.
There's a bloke here with a javelin of...
Oh, a javelin of dreams.
Do not fucking phone box him.
No, this seems real.
It's a little piece.
Hey, we get it, helium.
We get it. I don't know why it does this, Phil.
Okay, it's so weird.
Oh, I think I did it in a minute.
How is it you know this guy again?
I just used to buy some weird stuff I've been back in a day.
Alright. That way to be talking.
Freaky weird boys in the stage, you know. Anyway, so don't really matter.
It's some weird career path, I feel like.
Yeah, they actually sort of helped them.
I don't know, Larry, recently.
Why does it make me voice go weird?
Fucking, how do, in what world is that?
Why does it do that?
Yo.
Stop touching shit.
Right, I nearly fucking did it.
Alright, boys up.
Arms out.
BASTERS!!!
BASTARDS!!!
Hey, Tristy, $2 $5, mate. Thank you very much, brother.
Hey, take a look at the box, it's on there. We get a graphic table before the game.
Yes, I'll pass it on, mate. Thank you very much, Tristy.
Thanks, man.
Thank you, man.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
table before the game. Yes, I'll pass it on mate. Thank you very much, Tristie, bro. I appreciate it. Thank you, bro.
Trash, Chivita 19, Bobbery, Chivita 6, Barry, Chivita 10, uh, go to Chivita 3, mate.
That's a good boy.
Why the chair's so big? You're right, this guy is weird. Don't you fucking start, Abbey. You're a police officer with a wet dream.
If I was a third, I'd put a sexy little boy like you on TikTok.
Make him say, you're all loodies, or whatever you like to say, send him near the fucking
wire-on, come see me in a room a day.
Brilliant.
Chip?
Oh, hey pal.
In a minute.
Say, little bro, it's not here in my snapchats as well.
It's making it weird.
I'm ruining my streak.
Drafted a new yaps draft then, Chaps.
Yes?
First one.
Absolutely crazy.
ridiculous, but chip-shopping J. Lee, you know?
Dive Bar and Dagonham.
You fucking know.
Who was you, I think?
Who gives you?
Okay, Titty Bar and Tittonham.
Whee!
People like Titts, when they stay in age.
Gay Bar and Guernsey.
Two Bargains, Bar's great view.
Strip Club and Salisbury.
Does look a little bit like Sam Smith, actually.
bowling alley in Boney and right with this one.
Listen, they're good, but they're just, they're not us.
Yeah, we kinda need somewhere cheap and shit.
Well, cheap and shit with character.
Quick question.
Do you guys?
Old Sam Smith.
Pleasure to have you.
Yeah, I play, yeah.
Why, what's the motive?
I gotta show you guys my ward.
What the fuck?
I ain't talking about this guy.
Ssss.
Shh.
Down.
Salina!
What the fuck?
Fucking awesome shit.
What?
What the fuck?
Show me some of the coordinates to my ward.
You mean your mom's back garden?
Yeah, now.
All right, come then.
Oh!
Hey Shrek's that was unreal
I'm about what the fuck are you doing it probably reviewing top ten worst rated tree bark or whatever
I don't know. I don't know what you're doing. Nice one dick, milk
Where the fuck have you boys been? I've been sat here for ages waiting for you. We're gonna do this podcast or what sit down
Oh, hey, man. Hurry up
Talks about everything bro
hey that's sick that I like that new one belt when was the last time they moved
I'm sure they'll how long have they been in that the one that they're in now
oh my god Phil it's a 180 don't it
What is this?
Can you just go come on over here?
A couple years, that's mad, isn't it?
Welcome to Who's the Smite?
Sidemen Inside Edition
Yeah, man!
Right, anyway, chat.
Let's watch the thing here.
Let's go.
Why would I watch Taz's inside hiding video when I'm in the video?
Bro, why is someone turning my lights on and off?
The inside USA was actually so bad compared to this.
Bro, how bad? How bad was the American one? I hated it.
I'll make it tonight basically after training for that. I've got a shit something to do like admin
Max was robbed that's also true
Funny I just got a look lucky to stay in
Never on a Tuesday do
I'm only joking. It's expressions. I can't catch a break though. I will start with the
Bye, fangirl.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
It's way too nonchalant looking.
How do you feel?
Honestly, just flabbergasted, like.
No expectations to do anywhere past, like, the first day.
The competitor inside me always wants to win things.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, you know, I was quite happy to go on the day one of it.
But be honest, did you have any tactics towards the ends?
Did you pick any out?
Honestly, tactics were lone wolf.
Nice.
Play the game as secretly as I could and I felt like that just keeps you out of trouble
Also, you're a very strong man. So I feel like no one's fucking with you. Yes
No one's gonna get on the last one. No one said anything. Yeah, I mean I've done some bad things and yeah, it's quite funny
Yeah, I'm making my PR box for the top
Incredible Marlon, should we bring it over to you?
Do you feel a little bit mugged off or are you all right?
Yeah, no, I'm totally fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh good because you were one button away just to reiterate
Okay, you know if it wasn't anyone other side wouldn't I would not feel okay
But you know I'm a competitor to him wish I won right now one and that's it man. I was very manly nice
What was the hardest thing about living in the house?
Cheyenne I'm gonna throw this to you because you did cry quite a lot like me
Oh my God.
The hardest thing was.
I was such a crybaby.
It was a lot.
I agree.
I didn't realize how sensitive I was.
Like, I was crying more than the people
that got bowed out themselves.
Yeah, I got it.
What the hell was that about?
What was the first one I just sat down?
Oh, you crazy woman!
I just couldn't believe it.
What was the first thing I just sat down, Chet?
I don't cry at all.
I don't cry.
I don't even copy those hearts.
I ain't got it in me.
Yeah, I've got a ginger farm to your box, cahoo.
Now cry out, you're in a different league, come on, cry out.
Listen, this girl cries so much, yeah, and I can't swim blood.
When I'm the one that had to be going over there
and doing all of that, I nearly lost my life.
It was so cringey, honestly, but it's okay.
I'm in therapy now, so it's fine.
So what was the hardest part?
I don't know, like, the experience was amazing.
There was nothing hard about it, but I think, for me,
I actually thought I could be a game player, but I really can't and I think yeah
We're gonna come up. I can't I can't lie and that's just a life. I we started that
Well, that's fine. It was from up to this is so yeah
Anyone else snoring right?
Yeah, it's a machine
Yeah, I think just expression saying then but uh after every sentence I was getting home hearing in my sleep, bro
I couldn't avoid it. I didn't say that one. You know them wait there
You know them way down
That's I take it wouldn't I take the one. Yeah, can you tell us?
Did you guys all actually get on or was that?
Okay, man, Tazza. Have a great night, mate.
Pleasure as always.
See you in a bit, mate.
We're shy.
We definitely do.
We do.
We do.
Nah.
It was a good group though.
KC, 5-7-7, mom's squad, K-set.
That what?
Last of that.
Huh?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and baby.
Cheers, bruh.
Fucking hell.
Is there going to be a group chat?
Everybody has one.
And how long do you think this is going to last?
About a day.
Or are you putting bets on a month?
Yeah, about a day.
I think.
Yeah, I've already left.
I think I do. I think we just add a group chat. Yeah
I can't see you post on that group chat. What group chat? Oh, guys, you're fucking you were right
We're watching that
That's the music the music in the background is doing it for me
The music in the background is doing it for me. I can't watch that. Oh
I had a haircut in India go on Aaron
What else is there?
You won't believe these Indian fast foods.
I need to catch up on these, you know.
TK yesterday.
Oh, yeah, I'd say, yeah, I'll tell you what.
By the way, do you know what Joe before the games, right, and you were all fucking, not
all of you, right?
I can't remember the specific name, sorry.
He was slagging me goalkeeper off and then yesterday he had a fucking unbelievable performance.
I said to you don't just judge people off two games.
Where's our game?
By the way, how the fuck, by the way, how the fuck was it only 2-1? How mental was that?
How mental was it, by the way?
This was a fucking unreal save.
Great save. Do it, Jasmine.
What a ball.
That was unlucky. I probably should have been 1-0 that.
Or he sent it back to Katz.
whether you watch it from here is being your MVP up for three weeks so far and we've got 11 weeks of match playing.
That's going to be a corner.
Yeah, Cads is on penalties.
But last week we said to Sandro he could have one.
That's why he was on it and then he finishes it.
That's a real special moment.
But Cal shot, you're saying that because he missed the pen because the first two games he's been brilliant.
Great feat.
Great feat, that by the way, that's unreal.
That fades really good. I get a fucking second shot on target.
It's a unit.
We absolutely batting him.
What a goal, guys.
How well did he take that one?
What a goal, guys.
What a ball, by the way, as well as three keeps.
Well done.
This one should have been free one
I'm sure you eight seconds. Let me just actually see how long you go. It might it was a second. No, that's what I made you
What are you at ten seconds a go
It's a horror show!
Yeah, it's a fun, fun.
He has turned too long.
He's completely messed that up.
Keeper got a very lucky attack line.
That's a foul now.
Yep.
The other way is that he's off the pitch.
He's been the game.
Hangbob, was it? Let's have a look.
Come on off for you guys.
I think he swiped it. He's uncalled, isn't he?
What does happen there?
He come doesn't get the ball
I mean
I think he should
You grab his foot it's a foul, but then it's like you have to give a goal is it soft?
I just think it more than anything Sandra got the balls to come to his foot
More than anything
It's a lot. It's a lot. It's
been so unjustified. To be fair, Herbie would have had it anyway. Herbie would have had
it anyway, he died the right way. Yeah, with this one as well, he spoke to Faleeve, which
is a misunderstanding. And to be fair, he put it in the video, so he put it in the group
I pointed apparently thought I pointed at him to take it
He was showing cards, but you can't hear everything, can you, do you know what I mean?
Especially in there, but why me lights off?
When it comes to penalties keepers shouldn't be allowed out the box and I mean I don't make the rules matter just trying to buy by himself
Which I mean
Is what it is Frans in Columbia?
Was this eight minutes and watching eight minutes. Oh shit after time, right chat
I'm gonna have to go off now. I'm very very sorry. It has only been a short stream today
But we had meetings as for and meeting meeting meeting, but I will be back live tomorrow
Chat, thank you very much for watching. I appreciate you all tuning in for as usual absolutely fucking legend and thank you so much
I
Think the boys are going live later on the minecraft world that we do for YouTube
but we're doing like a live one tonight
because we need to catch up
and there's not gonna be enough time to do it
and we want to try and fight the end of dragon,
et cetera, et cetera.
But yeah, I will send you over to,
let's have a look, let's have a look, let's have a look.
You reckon, chat, who do we raid?
Now because Kami will also be going training soon so that wouldn't make any sense.
on them. Right, I'll tell you over to Corey. Feel free to watch Corey whilst I look for
a little bit. But yeah, yeah, thank you very, very much. I appreciate you. Honestly, thank
you so, so much. The boys will be live later to play Minecraft. I will see you all tomorrow.
Not sure on timing yet because we've got filming till two. I know filming till four. We've
got the bovders league, not bovders league, got both football later tonight and tomorrow
as well. So yeah, I'll try and fit a stream in between or after. I'll let you all know
I don't know any of my Instagram and stuff, but chat.
Thank you very, very much.
I will see you all tomorrow.
Goodnight.
God bless.
Sleep tight.
I see you in a bit.
Jamie Cox, give me a favor.
Stop fucking moaning.
Cheers.
Love you all, chat.