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04-03-2026 · 8h 50m
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Hello, hello, hello, welcome in to Good Friday's Stream, Colby Wankin-Obey!
Go on Colby, 5 minutes 10, go on a fucking boy!
Hello, hello, hello, hope you're all doing well, Merry fucking Easter, Merry Easter everyone,
I hope you're doing absolutely fantastic. I hope you had an amazing good Friday. I'll evolve it onto something amazing
It is currently
half-four on a Friday and you're watching angry James. You've got me all night
Nisha
Where to find Nisha where to find
Go on Nisha
Hello, hello, hello there. I hope you're all doing well man
Susan! Susan in a 25! Go on, Susan!
Fucking go on, you mad bastard!
Thank you very, very much. I appreciate that a lot, Susan.
You're a fucking legend.
Susan is fucking on fire. I've got a fucking sugar mama.
Go on, Susan. Be my fucking sugar mama, honestly.
And a bit like Lionel Ritchie, I'm going to be here all night long.
Got it up, bitch!
Moving on.
Tried expanding floss for the first time, shit stuck.
You've lost me, mate. I don't know, you've lost me.
Anyway, that was MYKJ, as I do in the classic shut up, bitch.
But chat with you all, doing very, very well.
Wait, you're the proud of me, um, Liverpool, favorite eight months.
Brett, thank you very much for that, I've been here for 12 months, mate.
Go on, the boy. Thank you very, very much, man.
How you look, really fit, cheers. Thank you. Put the camera down a bit.
Shut up, bitch!
Indy, with the turn!
Indy, I got a lolly!
Go on, Indy!
Thank you very, very much.
Swayze, favorite of five as well. Go on, Swayze.
Thank you very very much, man. I appreciate our assways. Thank you. Indy, thank you very much as well Chris, a fiver of 15, Leo Chippin' and I,
Cary, two other three months, Jake, a fiver of 11, all night.
All night.
Amy! Thank you very very much. I appreciate our lot, Amy. Thank you very very much, Amy. Fiver of the five. Oh my god.
That was a bad guy.
By the way, why are you all asking me about Littler?
Bro, he lost. Unlucky. I don't...
Mate, the guy's fucking chilling.
I'm sure he'll be fine. He'll win the Premier League.
And Lloydsburg 11, mate.
Jonesy, Jimmy 11, Stoney, Jimmy 22.
Thank you very, very much, man. Thank you.
Lost his head. Oh, well, fucking hell.
Brother's 19 playing in front of millions and playing darts.
One of the biggest athletes in the world,
in the world, especially in England, believe it or not, he will lose you that to points.
Fuck me.
And, here we go again, shut the fuck up again.
Shut the fuck up again!
Bitch!
CBA.
Reuben, Chippin' at 25 mate, brother Chippin' at 18, why he's favoring for the 11 months mate?
His Insta stories don't help, again.
Brother, I don't care, he can post what he wants, he can do what he wants, he's my mate.
I'm not fucking his agent, I'm not his fucking PR team.
You, come here now.
Come here right now.
No, get down.
Get out, don't even-
Go and get him, go and get him, go and get him.
Jakey's camera man giving a boom.
Hey, hey, box, get in here.
First of all, you've been in the job for seven days, right?
So don't ever say that to me again.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, second of all, second of all, mate,
he'll be banished from the Alps.
Right, you won't come back in the house.
I said to him he's too new, listen.
You don't know me enough to do that.
Give me a mic, give me a mic.
My fucking mic, give me a mic.
Right, so you need to know your place,
you need to be on bulls straight away,
because that's not gonna stand.
No, no, no, no, put your hand away, put your hand away.
Right, have a word with him privately,
because if I have to speak to him again,
there's gonna be a second,
and I don't wanna speak to people second,
because if you have a first mistake, shame on you,
there won't be a second mistake, because you'll be out.
I was like, we did literally a term in your tune,
I used to do that anyway.
That's the line.
What's the line?
What's the line?
What's the line?
Is he lying?
I said, do what he says when you don't know him like that.
You're not living there.
What's the book I told him?
We didn't say anything.
We didn't know what was going on.
Genuinely, I joke and say I'm bringing my mate here.
But if you're doing charity, you're going to look.
I don't mean underway.
And just give me, just out, everyone out, that's a bit of a chance to look away as well.
You need to be very, very careful.
You are on very, very thin fucking ice.
You got a little bit happy yesterday when me and Nana was there.
and it will not be continuing.
You never, ever, ever speak to me like that again.
It was disgusting, it was vile,
and it was on the verge of racist.
It's somewhat funny because I missed a fucking joke.
Okay, now you better hope that mine doesn't see that
because she'll back me straight away
and she'll say, do you know what?
Now I know why he doesn't speak.
What came over you there to think that that was ever going to be eligible?
You can speak.
Um, the press...
The press is you into it, sir.
The press is you into it?
Yeah.
Oh, it's not sir, it's King.
King.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I don't want to do it any such as to do it, because I'm on the boss payroll as well as yours.
Yeah.
And just like that, could be a ball for me.
Yeah.
Just remember that?
Yeah.
Can I make you throw?
No.
Thank you.
Can I sort the backpack out please?
Sorry.
Can we put it on them please, thank you.
Sorry about that, Jack.
He should never have ever.
I can only apologise.
Wow, I need a minute because my bloody boiling
What you stick what what what was the noise there?
Should now can't speak
Wow
Sorry, sorry
So further 13 love. Thank you very much. So now them
He's been put in his place
Someone else needs put in their place, I don't mind VodGuy doing it, I don't mind VodGuy, I've known him for more than seven days.
Do you understand what I mean? However, unfortunately, VodGuy will be getting told very quickly.
And let me shut my blinds because I feel like the lighting's a bit shit.
Summit cord, you're either out of the shelter, face that way!
there we go oh chat also look at what sure I've got I finally fit into it I
bought it three years ago could never fit into it broken planet and then on the
back. So number 12, Jakey's favorite age. He's a little bit
small, though, when I put my arms up. But that actually does
fit me now. Unbelievable. Wade myself this morning chat 93.7
and that's whilst eating full meals and being healthy. So we're
fucking we are on it, you know, we are fucking on it, mate. Right,
you can speak for 30 seconds.
If you've got anything else to say
that you'd like to get off your chest.
Good answer.
Thank you.
Right then, let's show we go and fucking see
what these absolute plugs are up to.
And a three, a two, a three, a two, a three, two, one.
How's it works?
Let me refresh.
Should have one of.
It has! Wooo! Hello there, chap. I'm gonna be a minute. Lucy! Five out of five, Lucy.
Your fucking legend. Thank you very much, love. I appreciate it. Five out of six. Thank you
so much, love. I'm gonna say. Mate, I'm gonna be a minute. Is it Lackardixen or Mesa Dixon?
Dixon, the favorite of tier three for 19 months, love. I appreciate it. Tier three, love. You're
a fucking legend. Thank you so, so much. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you, Dixon. Thank you. Thank
Thank you
fight move the candle why
thank you very much though give me a appreciate that
look out at your prime at call return to seventy buckley two and forty nine
make
i'd go outside
uh... right let me see if we can connect you to why fight some of the
camera shit let's see if i've got a shoe on there
Yeah, it is there, yeah, perfect, perfect.
Check the gate, what's up?
Run outside, why do they know what the scenario is?
Oh, put some gold on, I'm in here today.
I have a shower, I don't know.
Oh, oh, that's her.
Nice.
Another thing wrong with this house, surely not.
Let's go.
I thought the Korean one, yeah.
Have you had eye contact?
I'm not actually having eye contact, I'm just crazy nervous.
Are you okay, love?
I am, yeah.
Yeah, I'm really good, thank you.
What do we think about Jake's situation then?
Well, it's not himself, I've told him to take an eye contact and he's not done it.
He's the most aware, he's the most aware.
He's the most aware, he's the most aware.
genuinely I was actually on the men's
who's thumbs up my only way you guys
but he saved us L or L it yeah why are you
worried about your friends saying that's
just a name or princess or one and only
Mama Smurf. I don't know. Mama Smurf. Let's get that done.
Closer.
Yeah, I don't need to go hospital though, do I?
People are saying, go hospital.
I said to you, you should go to a walking centre and see what they say.
I don't know, it's my cardio innit?
That's also true.
It's fair, it's only her because I tried doing a cartwheel.
Also, can you quickly send me the point system for the Easter egg, so that we can go?
Oh, can you send me some of it as well?
What's that?
What's that, James?
What?
What?
Jesus, send me some.
The point system?
Otherwise, I'm not going to know what's going on.
Oh, you can just pass it on, you're all right.
What do you say Alec?
I'm going.
Alright, can we get that done any time please?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, okay.
Sorry, I'm going to do it.
Does she have a different sort of way of doing a point system?
Why can't we do a point system?
Why can't we say a small x1 point, a medium x2 point, and a big x3 point?
We're cutting them, but I know she enjoyed doing it all today.
Well she seemed like she was busy.
Yeah, she's having a rare done.
You paid for that, have you? Treated her?
No.
I paid for an else if you don't know.
Well, that's it. That's it. That's nice of you.
Thank you. Let's get out of fucking Angirand away from me.
Can you stroke my mole?
You know your place as well.
My, my only goal is for every bald boy to stroke my mole.
You end the goal.
I'll stroke you more when you're in a coffin.
So, the quicker you want to do that, the better.
It's a good video though, isn't it?
Can I put it in the book?
I've got the book, I've got the book watch to show on my mobile.
Obviously, I don't have to pass away.
Bo.
For the content, for the content, yeah.
Actually, that was a YouTube video.
I'm actually going to do that.
I mean, I can get the parcels at the gate.
Let's have a look.
They're probably not even my parcels, but you know,
I'll go and do something else.
What can I say to you?
By the way, I'm Charlie Street.
I've been there now about 45 minutes.
There's surely not.
What's going on here?
Mike. You ain't gonna believe it.
Well, that's why I've asked what's going on there.
The diamond and parcel, it's just locked them over the fence.
But I've got his bridge.
I've got his bridge, I'm going to make a strongly worded letter.
Or email.
Yeah, Jake?
Yeah, it's been a leg in it.
He's just chucked them over, has he?
Is it genuine?
I know, he's only chucked them over.
Saw and dirt.
Did you not question them on it?
No.
He's in the kitchen.
What is that?
A hdmi pro series?
I bet it's that for the internet, innit?
Probably.
Alright, well, let's...
Everyone get a bit, come on, for a team.
Yeah.
Well, I'm her arse.
Get more than that, you fucking lady cunt.
No!
Get a box.
Can I take less stuff, cos I'm her.
Give it to her.
I'm actually her.
Give it to her, that's light.
Aww.
No, give it to him.
What?
Give it to him.
I'm her, I've hurt me leg, Chels.
You can do that one.
We order the handles as well.
Yeah, we'll order them in, but...
I hope no one's been looking for eggs.
I can't carry that, that's too heavy.
That's too heavy, yeah.
And I'm in football boots, I might slide away.
Why are you in football boots?
I see only foot there that was left there, but I probably wouldn't have done it though.
Well, these football boots are they?
They're mine.
They're actually a bobbin' on them.
But...
It's cool.
Thanks.
Alright, I'll take this one.
I'll take that bag, yeah.
Yeah, I'll never brush that out.
Just won't take it, me.
No, no, pick it up, Chaz.
You don't have to worry about it.
No, pick it up.
It's not the premises, you don't have to worry about it.
Stop picking it up, just pick it up.
That's how I drive you.
You pick it up.
My arms are full because you didn't want to carry this one.
You're fucking crazy.
Go on, take it.
Go on, take it.
Fuck off.
He's doing my work.
Don't make a wholesome speed edit of me, injured.
You look nothing like speed.
He does?
Shit, football that's one to be fair, yeah?
Vic Speed is better than it is, man.
I would generally would be close.
I wanna 1v1 Vic Star, but I just don't understand how speed can play football so much and still be that shit.
You want me to cook, Tom?
Yeah.
I want to know one of you on the Vic Star at football.
Yeah, I think you are basically seeing that thing.
You are a f***ing jake.
Yeah, I'm wrong to say.
I was going off a meeting, I was going off at a pub.
Charlotte's Nando's in.
Nando's in the water itself, is it?
There we go.
Got a text here from Mama Smurf.
I actually changed the name to Mama's Mouth.
I'm gonna cross them with a fucking...
I'm not a dickhead.
Aw, that's actually quite cute.
Mama's Mouth, what does it say?
Mini Egg Easter Egg, 20 points.
Dairy Milk Butter Egg, 15 points.
Kinder Bunny's, 10 points.
Kinder Egg, 5 points.
Cream Egg, 2 points.
Caramel Egg, 2 points.
Biscoff Egg, 2 points.
Reese Egg, 1 point.
one point.
We got that?
Yeah.
So that'll be good so that no one's rid of that, that lot of taffta.
So we go and cut the ends and then we total it over.
Yeah, no 100%.
Right, so when we're starting, 5?
Yeah.
So let's sit down in the staff room and we'll order our Nambinos.
In the staff room.
Fucking staff room.
Fuck.
Then we'll chime down, down, down, get it up.
Oh, by the way, that's not going to be a good one.
No, it was a girlfriend.
What? Mamasman?
Yeah.
Yeah, Mamasman a bar.
Yeah.
Mamasman.
Yeah.
It's an interesting one, isn't it?
Look at that, he's got chicken.
It's like chicken broths.
Yeah, that's very true.
Oh! Who's the other trainers?
I don't know, but what's the clue?
Who's the other trainers, Chas?
Jane Eadham.
What?
Who's the other trainers, Chas?
I just took them off the window.
Leadham, they've been there since Wednesday.
Who's that coffee there from Starbucks, Chas?
That's actually not mine.
It couldn't be anyone. It's either you or Chas.
Why is it you got to be me?
Because you've really only sat down here drinking coffee.
I always put my shit in the bed.
What's it called?
I used to like mine.
Yes, it actually was yours.
I'll get carried away from this.
That's been there since Wednesday.
I'd like to apologise.
It's just a point in the finger, isn't it?
There's always one pointed back at you.
Yeah, no one's clean in here.
I thought I said that.
You're the only one who actually is clean.
No, we just don't give you that.
No, we just don't.
He smacked.
Well, he smacked a fucking Volckerball, and then just
like glass all over the place.
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
That's true.
You can't just blame him.
You can't just blame him.
It does make a fucking character.
Every time, tell them to do the dish.
Oh, it worked, mate.
It was Nicholas.
What are you going about?
I didn't even meet David on.
I've never met him.
Never met David on.
Oh, there we go.
By the way, this is fire, mate.
So can you get a hand, though?
Right, Nandos.
He's speaking about one of you.
There's a few differences in the vacuum.
What's the speed?
Speed is what I need.
Spear, what are we going to do?
I don't get either.
What's funny, we'll go.
Speed, what's the speed?
Oh, I forgot about, uh, gifts.
I'm not saying it's a gift.
Where is it, George?
The, the, there, isn't it?
Oh, yeah, there's another one, yeah.
So, it's gonna be lighting a queen.
Oh, what?
Oh, I've got one for you too.
Have you?
You're actually gonna love it.
It's lighting a queen, I assure you.
I've got a bow for that, mate.
Fuck, you'll love that. Thanks, mate.
Yeah, we'll do it.
See, I love it when we get each other presents and shit.
I just remembered, yeah, fuck that!
Fucking lovely, mate.
Honestly, thank you.
He's horrible today.
Horrible. Not in mental.
Can I borrow it?
Pardon?
OK.
Right, let's print it.
Here you go.
That's our phone. It's a key for your phone.
Oh, yeah, no.
What's your password for a tweet, sir?
Oh, that's not the best, is it? Not a nice controller. Fucking hell.
That's what I used to know today, isn't it?
I was going to say, I hope it doesn't fucking...
That's actually pissing me off, he's nippy-joked, before I could get it out.
My delivery was having quite...
You know what I just fucked up, you know? Who thought that was a good idea to just pee in?
Yeah, look, isn't it? He brought a talker to us.
The CEO that went down.
Did he go on?
Yep.
My daughter's mum, a millionaires paid to go down the first ever one and just died.
Two million and fifty grand it was.
Really?
That was an awesome one.
Oh, keep going.
I'm laughing. What do you think it is?
I'm not laughing.
Oh, can you even... That's only a messy diagnostic. That's what he's been doing.
That's what he's been doing.
I think it is.
Well, I think it is probably the most expensive female leather.
I think what I think it is.
By the way, just out of curiosity, chat as well right? Let's say, let's put it to perspective,
everyone has got 50 million in the bank, right? And you get offered to go on that auction
date. Would you spend, it's going to be hard because you know how it ends, but would you
actually want to go and see the Titanic? Let's say, would you take the chance?
I'd love to see the Titanic, but two of those, the first of its kind, and the rock up is
I've always seen Titanic. Kate Winslet and the Capra were great.
I thought it was Margot Robbie. No, Kate Winslet.
If all, wherever you are, I believe that the hot dogs go on.
You're challenging, you're having a bachelor, that's cool.
Wherever you are, I believe that the heart will go on.
me
for
my favorite
by you all
I believe
holy shaka
I believe
oh my god
what the fuck we got that on camera
is that on camera?
I believe
oh my fucking god
ah ah ah ah
what?
not enough because it's gonna be a lot more than that we've made on tests
minimum
what should I get from Nando's you can choose
you've got two boxes
you've got these three boxes in total
which of these do you actually have?
that's so sick in a chair, that's absolutely real
Sorry, I must have.
It's so good.
Oh, that was quite extreme.
Yeah.
Cheers, mate.
Half chicken, good to.
Thanks, mate.
Oh, should I get mine out as well?
Whoa! Oh, right. Jesus.
Now, I don't want any bones.
Yeah, you need a bashress, and you need a screwdriver.
Chicken, butterfly, chat, we're gonna go.
Oh, screwing the driver for.
What do you mean, there's no Perry Tamer?
There's no Perry Tamer.
Oh, can Nando not have any Perry Tamer?
It's been tamer.
Oh, that sack of thing I said, you're sick, innit?
Yes, I like it.
I actually can't like this pissing off a bit.
What are you going to have to get into that?
Nando's never pissed his meal.
I love Nando's.
Yeah, at the moment, I love it.
I'd love to be big friends with Nando.
Honestly, there's nothing on my chat when you clip it.
I'd love to be big friends with Nando's.
There's my favorite take away from it. Honestly, I love Nando's. Yeah, me and Jake can feel really passionate about Nando's.
Do you like Nando's? I fucking love Nando's. Yeah, me and Jake would love to be mates with Nando's.
We're really passionate about it. We have about five a week.
Alright, what do you tell me for? And if you work that out, that's basically Nando's a day.
Yeah, exactly. I know what they say, Nando's a day. Keep QAPA.
Have you got screwdriver batteries? No, so we probably shouldn't get this out of there.
Probably not worth it. Two sides, let's go. We'll go broccoli. And we'll go, do you know
what, we'll go spicy rice today. Now we'll go mash. Remember as well, Ginger, you're
having some chocky here. Well, we don't have sweet eggs. I will be, but all the time.
yeah over time what two hours fan no we'll see how many eggs you collect right
how many eggs is that 30 is it 30 awesome right and then we'll see how many
are left by midnight
you do have to eat the eggs it's Easter it's what Jesus would have wanted you know
the eggs have got nothing to do with Easter well Jesus Jesus sorry yeah they do
What the early Easter Sunday morning? Jesus rolled the stone away. It's a song. Then he got a cabri's egg
No, no, he didn't you're telling me Jesus weren't sitting back having a cream egg. Of course. He fucking wants. That's why I sell
See are you adding I'm not enjoy you just adding shit for ships and gigs it because you do do this
Yeah, exactly. Why?
It's just like a little weird
Joe, do you remember when you come to my mind?
Do you remember when you come to my mind?
You put that 8 medium fries on them and they're just for no reason
I don't know what I'm being told
I thought you're paying for the Nando, I'm honoring the Nando's
What's the problem?
What have you just added on?
I've added...
Pickle mix?
Oh, and you like that, do you?
Yes, 33 calories, I've got some pickles
It's actual little mix, that's what it's called
Yes, a pound
All right, thank you if there things you're actually gonna eat. I'm gonna eat everything
But I probably
Yeah, I've ever had you know, I've already ordered that already. I've probably got a whole chicken as well
You know
There's a whole key company putting butterflies on.
I just didn't put it on.
Chet, one thing that we're going to give away tonight, what do you want from Nando's?
Are you going to give it away?
I'm going to do that then.
What are you going to do putting the fucking post office?
Chet, can we pin the postcode please so people can pick up their Nando's?
There's one half chicken, no worries.
Don't do that, Chet.
I can't have any tamer.
I've got it off him.
He's got one on his head.
Come on, Chaz, you order what you want, mate.
Oh, you tell me what you want.
What's all this shit?
I've got some fucking...
No, I'm not.
They weren't playing anything again.
Put what you want on there.
Oh, my God.
He's fucking spoke again.
Fucking lose it.
I'm gonna get really aggressive.
Nah, this is Chaz.
This is Chaz, you've always been allowed to speak. This is a new thing, this.
What is it, a butterfly?
What did you say? What did you say?
You just said you can't speak and you spoke.
There's something about it.
This is what a vodka, I like to work your mind.
Two sides?
Two vodka.
Fairy chips.
Garlic bread.
Rice.
Broccoli.
What do you want to eat, vodka?
Would you like a canal zero or canal normal?
What's all that?
Normal. Zero.
Can I get you a venti-oise white mocha frappe?
That is true.
Oh, Mama Smurfs messaged me.
What'd she say?
Pick a pointy again.
Think she's changed him?
Oh.
What's this from change?
Would you like your burger to be two?
Chicken thighs or chicken breast?
Remember what I said?
Chicken breast.
Pick fires, make a big rise.
That's what they say, that's what they say, it's cute.
I see those.
What would you like?
Lemon and herb?
Oh, plain-ish.
Plain-ish.
Lemon and herb.
Oh.
Oh.
There you go.
There you go.
Box.
No, no, no, no.
I could...
Err, are you about to say I control you?
No, I control it.
Wow.
I mean, he does that.
You know what he's signed up for?
I'm getting rid of the whole chicken.
You know what you don't want it to go.
I do.
I believe you.
I believe you.
you don't want it. I will eat it. I've got it in my mouth. No, you're doing this again,
you owe me as well. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I've ordered a whole chicken and you
want to get rid of it when I'm on the long ground trying to get it all to you.
Maybe you've roasted your order with a chicken. What, I've got a fly. Yeah, and fuck it, I
want a whole chicken as well. Yeah. Fuck it, I want one meat. I want one chicken.
You've given it away to the chat. Fuck off, fuck off, you want a whole chicken, I've got a whole chicken, please.
Fuck off, fuck off. Thank you. Would you actually like a chicken? No, no, no, no, I actually do.
I'm going for fuck's sake.
What?
Hello?
Time and time for me to go to the sauna.
Yeah, of course you can't take it.
You could, Tage, but you're not playing in the games.
You'll probably not.
I'm a little late to go.
I want to move over there.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, he tells like he's moving.
Tage, you want a full chicken?
Nah, I don't have a bottle of wine in here.
Nah, you're not allowed on there.
They've got man left.
Yeah, the pair is just being left on the side for five days,
Oh, yeah, you know, you know, you know, I'm havin' a lot of
that.
What happened?
Chivita 10, mate.
What do you want?
Dill and Chivita 8, brother.
I am a butterfly chicken, please, with spicy rice.
What spicy chicken, mate?
There's no peri tamer at the moment, you're lookin' at plainish,
lambon and herb, medium, hot, hot.
Can you shut the fuck up, so I can hear?
Wow.
I think he knows what's coming down.
Wow.
Can you shut the fuck up?
He's going to.
Manipulative and very very hostile and I do not like that energy and it's derogatory
to all strangers. Exactly. It's racist. Well which one is it racist or sexist?
Can you say it's sexist? Oh can it not be both? Oh what? One of them doesn't exist is that what you're trying to say?
No they're gross. Can I say one's not as big as the other? No, that's not a sexist. That's what you're doing, eh?
What did you say sorry? It's not cool. You know the meaning of what I'm talking to me is spicy, right?
I'm Barclay, please.
Ah, of course you can, Mike.
Of course you can, Mike.
No, that's too much, do you?
What did you ask for next to you, Mike?
I was just thinking.
Spice and ice and broccoli.
Spice and ice and broccoli.
Ah, he showed you.
No, you're on to each other.
No, you're on to each other.
No, I was trying to do it.
He's a rave-off champ. Go on high-vives! You haven't a rave mate, go on the fucking
boy! Go on high-vives! Fave and a rave brav-up!
What?
Fucking love you mate.
Nah, I'm alright.
That's amazing. I feel like that's the thing you want to see.
Aww.
You're a pig in that.
Thanks mate.
You trying to fuck him for an undead?
Alright, in a bit mate. He's on the left by the way.
Shall I do this?
I'll do it.
You can't do that.
I don't even sound like that.
I don't even sound like that.
I don't even sound like that.
What are you... I don't even sell that one.
Jake, can you actually get me another bottle of bread please?
Can I actually get the whole chicken please, Jake?
Thank you mate.
You mean for tonight?
We're going to eat now, and then we're going to have to have some at later.
I'm a peckish. It won't get to me mate.
What the fuck is the point in the finger game then?
Your drink was £9.25.
They ain't cheap.
They're very fancy.
How many times have I refused to get anything to save you, mother?
Pardon me for wanting a chicken.
I fucking did you know I did but I just
I said what's our way to address a camera man bonus fires with what
Can he use your camera
I just think the thing is the back of the box but the thing is though yet if I reward your
negative behavior you'll do it again. I'll say it, Jack told me to speak like that.
Ginger, hear me out here, if I reward his negative behavior he's gonna do it again.
I'm sorry mate. Yeah, but he's apologised, so I've took the apology, I've accepted it.
Which you really know. By the way, you shit it, you shit it.
I just actually feel bad for him.
Because I bought him some for the ginger, I didn't feel as though I should bullet him again,
because there needs to be at least a fry there.
Putting ginger in your fucking cake when you're sure it done.
That's my fucking yeah.
You're just fat as fuck.
Unfortunately, I'm fitting this out.
You're spitting your cake.
Why are you getting aggressive?
You've accused me of spitting your cake.
I'm mad at you.
I've spitted your man's fat ass.
What guy, what would you like?
What the fuck?
Don't get him a whole chicken.
Get him a fucking lesson of discipline.
That's what you need to get him, right?
Because you've been a knobhead again.
I'm not being a knob.
You are, you're being numb.
And see, this is where people don't speak the truth.
Because people can't handle it.
What the truth is, you spat in my mum's arse like a cake and went, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Finally, we're getting somewhere.
Hang on, you got the third chicken butterfly.
I did.
Have you added on another one?
Chazza.
No, there's a chicken butterfly burger.
And then all of a sudden, another butterfly is...
No, no, I actually ordered one back, I can't like for later.
So if you'd have thought of it again, if you could get me an extra butterfly,
I don't know why that actually would go off.
Oh, it's two o'clock, 67.
Just to confirm, Jinj is never spouting my fat ass.
Yes, sir, thank you. Just a joke, love.
And I can actually soothe.
No, it will be.
No, there's two o'clock. Ah.
He's always in chats. He's a good lad, though.
Fucking buildup is crazy for a bunch of eggs.
Oh, shit, we're actually, um...
Yeah, because you're delaying it.
Yeah, because you're running fucking man-to-meals
and you've been running no eggs.
Have you had it at the butterfly on?
I've ordered my butterfly. Yeah, I've ordered me cameraman's both. No, he's having a butterfly burger. So where's the third butterfly?
Yeah, no
What was that?
You don't know
Go on Joel. Thank you mate. You don't need that. Oh, that was it. Yeah, sorry
He's shouting in my face being really hostile making it so very very it's what he does
he creates hostile environments and then points the finger and then when it gets
back to him he gets aggressive and it's not it's not at all if you guess me
driver you guys are by dinner tonight you're Uber driver way you driver's
name where you getting an Uber to no I mean I've ordered me a drink of coffee
I didn't want anything.
I mean...
Works out that way.
Want to tell quite a bit?
Don't drink coffee.
Where's water it from?
Starbys.
Not hot chocolate.
I'll tell him to go back and get it.
Use it on a bicycle though.
You're a fucking cop.
I'm actually going to have to add a new another bottle.
You wouldn't do it to me.
Jake, Jake, you wouldn't do it to me.
Oh, you might actually.
I wouldn't. I'd do the wouldn't.
Get your hands off.
Jake, you leave it. I don't want to know.
You can talk.
Oh, fuck off.
Oh, I don't have a butterfly.
I don't have a butterfly, but I'll have some garlic.
Thank you.
James, could you play my skin flute?
What the fuck's that?
I think that's the skin flute.
That's a cock.
You dirty fucker. No, I'm not playing your skin flute, you dirty fucker.
Skin flute?
That's hilarious.
You dirty bastard.
Oh that tickled me that.
What peronese do you want?
Because dick doesn't recover it does it, Chaz.
What speaks to you about that?
What peronese do you like, Chaz?
No, it's normal.
He wants normal peronese.
You've been over things differently.
No, it's alright. It's happening mine.
It's alright. You can't send me a lens,
but you can send me the pair of N-Succes for the car.
So, Jack, do you have a lens?
He's a cameraman. Look, we've got the gloves on.
Oh, but you get your own lens! How about that one?
I must see him if he could help me with the lens.
I had purpose to tell him not to tell you.
Jack, can we stop time?
Checking messages for no reason.
Who the fuck knows what right now?
Who the fuck knows what right now?
Right, Jack. Our Uber driver's there.
Let's go meet him.
Wait, what do I have to guess his name?
I said I applied him as my...
Mohammed.
His most common name in the world.
Abdul.
His name, he was literally Michael.
I was...
He was easy delivering it.
You were close.
He was Michael.
You were close.
He's easy delivering it.
Right, let's go out there and tell him.
Bokkeye!
Right, Bokkeye, yeah, I'm removing your food order.
What's your name?
He's a fucking glass.
I can't look his face!
That was close.
I'm a true support guy like that.
I'm a player.
Where's?
Right.
What's that for?
I put me like in the Queen Car like I went down and it's done.
Right are you?
Yeah.
Cool. Thank you.
Smell it Mum!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
You got the door open?
Cause he don't give a fuck.
Yeah that was a bit too good for my liking.
How long on the straight ride?
Ah that was close.
It's just about to do that mate.
Oh fuck!
What's up mate?
I think I just started it to me actual house.
I think I just started it to me...
Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no, no, I got it right, I got it right.
Fuck you now.
Let's have a look at the menu then.
Here's that egg.
Here's the big show!
Here's the big bad show!
He's just been to collect the coffee and his football boots.
Right, shall we get Easter egg ready?
Hang on, yeah, let's get Easter egg ready.
Right, come on, let's go and get our bags.
Right, by the way, how many gifts did you want to bet there's an Easter egg in the JD bag?
It's just obvious, innit?
There's got to be.
There's got to be.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're fucking nubbed.
What are you doing?
You're actually not one, innit?
What the fuck?
no actually. don't you think?
right.
right.
every room is gay, or they're my room, which i don't know if you've heard of that.
no, i just, i just can't get it.
was it your fault?
i must have done my accident.
hahahaha!
who the fuck?
you fucking...
hey, stop doing that.
whoa!
who was it, who?
jake?
what?
did you order that?
Oh, I did. I love him around.
I love it.
Happy Easter.
Oh!
I've got to recognise your name.
Oh!
I don't want it.
Oh, right. Should we split it?
Shall we all have a bit?
Yeah.
And then we've got a kinnify.
A kinnify.
Oh, you're doing all right?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Can I just have a little bite?
You're not getting that gondeless germs on me.
Isn't it?
Have you got a real knife?
I've got one.
I like the word of the knife.
He can see if he can find a knife.
He knows where the knife's at.
He basically said go and get a knife.
Oh my God.
That's what could have looked like.
Oh that's actually really nice of him by the way.
Douglas Starbuck.
What the fuck are you wearing?
Why can't you wear it?
Don't squeeze him.
Put your hands on your knees.
Let me see if I feel different.
behind chest problem. Oh my god which one is right I can't I'm gonna guess which one
that one is more swollen. Oh my god you can't actually feel it. Bro bro bro this is mad.
Yeah. I think it's there. I think it will be. It's weird bro. Put the hand in it. Put the hand in it.
It's a bit there yeah. There. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's over a bit more. Wow. Unreal. Is it good?
I'll have a bit of my fingers off.
That is very nice, isn't it?
Right, Jess?
What did I do to it?
I'm not having that bit, so I'm saying, do you want it?
Box, do you want it?
I'm all right, thank you.
Right, I'll see.
Right.
No!
This is what I want you to really start improving him.
Put that in the bin.
I'm not done.
You are done.
Oh I'm like, I'm like I'm done.
You were about to walk away, you put that in the bin.
Cause that's going to get my Easter basket.
How?
Five?
But you know I'm going to have to walk on the one I like, you know I'm right.
You're always right.
Just, just, just before you go.
Put that in the bin.
Do I face a bit like that?
No, I don't.
I'll do that for John, I'll do it then.
I'll do the knife for you.
You know what I mean? I'll put the cums in.
Now there you go.
And then you just put that in the bag.
You've left your shirt everywhere.
You've got a bag with all your x-y boxes.
You've got your shit-whip precautions from the thing that didn't work.
Like you've left your wrapping everywhere.
Oh, that's not what that is, mate.
I don't know if that is mine.
The thing that I've got in the bag is what I'm organising.
What's going to be our starting room?
Our starting room.
It could be the wine.
Outside!
We can start in the Clangdangern, the Cinnabar Room.
I think we start off on the stairs.
I think we start on the side.
I think we start in your room.
I think we start in the lower house if you go up like that.
Let's go.
Oh, coffee, you ordered it.
Drink it.
Which one?
Find out right now.
It's a bit harder.
Drink it.
It's a bit hot in the drink you ordered here.
It's a bit hot, that's all.
I'm gonna fucking drink.
Come on, let's get a cold.
It's a bit hot though, Chas.
Let's get the fuck off.
Right, let's go to the last chapter going on for the next one.
Woo!
Go get a man to get a seat and a cell phone out.
Go away, man.
The beautiful Scalinae Del Candles are on.
Just going slowly.
Well, what the fuck is this?
Oh, it's going to be the bell of other sit-mums' primate, thank you.
Right, chat, are we ready?
I'm looking at you.
T-Smart, for the 9-hums' prime.
LA, for the tier 1.
It's a big moment, it's the big show.
Can we have a prediction run by the mods police to see who's going to win?
Me, Chazza, or Jinj.
I might have breathed you through just from downstairs.
Oh, he's here.
Yo mate.
Yeah. I reckon.
Oh! Ah, I've got a question.
Why did you try to lock me nana in the bathroom with you?
Huh?
Why did you try and lock my nana in your bathroom?
When did that happen?
Yesterday. It was a payment for a house tour.
Don't recall.
Interesting. Can I do?
I think she does as well.
Didn't impress her?
Well, when she started playing out to get,
Yeah, I mean, why she being difficult?
Really?
You've seen the way she looks at her?
Yeah, she told you to fuck off and specifically remember,
Oh shut up JK!
She speaks what everyone thinks.
That's why she's the best.
Yeah.
Come on man.
Yeah, come on, leave the way.
Look at this scruffy cos.
Oh.
Oh, you're brilliant.
You're brilliant.
I'm just going to trim my chest.
Now, everyone's bothered about your trim, aren't they, Chas?
Oh, let me see if you can pull this thing out.
Oh, you're so insane.
You're so insane.
Oh, you're so insane.
Oh, you're so insane.
Oh, right, yeah, can you come in if you want?
What is this?
Oh, we've got a knock on the door every time.
Oh, preferably, yeah.
What if I just received some really bad news?
And I've got...
I'm lucky.
You've not, have you?
No, I don't, because my knee's sore.
I will just fucking go back.
No, no, if you're gonna work with me, just break me out instead.
Just break me out instead.
No, no, no, no, no, no, actually.
But only if you need to, you know.
Well, no, I am indeed to break your arm.
Traps are all around.
Also, did you order to take this?
Yeah.
Oh, you're an idiot.
Cos he ain't coming yesterday.
And you've just been mugged off.
I don't know.
Cos he said he was on his way, and he wasn't in the car.
Put the two together, mate.
Ring him and see if he's coming.
That's me doing the detecting work anyway.
Hi, it is.
Are you actually coming today?
Yeah.
What time?
I'm only one.
Try it.
Have I been scammed yet?
I'm not scammed yet.
I'm not scammed yet.
What?
I'm not scammed yet.
Why don't you get something?
You like snaps?
Why don't you get an aggressive again?
I've just said to you, I'm not lying to you, or I want to ask a beard, or is that something?
What's the difference?
You ever, you ever, Genji, seen that you're lying to me, not coming here today?
Didn't say that, I said I don't think, I said I don't think you're coming here today,
I think you've made him order a Nando's for the jokes, and I think it's quite funny.
I would have, yeah, I'll be there, it would have been in my 25 for...
You said she was on the way?
Yeah, I told you, you're not even in the car now?
Yeah, it's a 45 major.
Send me a picture in the car, in the group chat now.
Straight, go on.
Yeah, that's what I like right now.
See you. See you.
Go on.
I told you.
All right, let's start here then.
What do you think of that?
What do I think of that?
Oh, there we go.
All right.
Yeah, perfect.
But it's kind of like, no, that's all right.
No!
This isn't going to become a thing, this!
What?
What's not?
It's not going to become a thing.
So what are you doing?
What are you doing for info, guy?
Whenever I need a poster, you get someone to make it.
Oh, really?
He's in that group chat everything.
Really though?
Well, you'll be leaving that group chat.
Have you signed on a contract exclusively?
I mean, it's in the front.
No, he's in that to leave everything yet, isn't he?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, he's on now.
Look at the one camera.
Look at the good one.
No, because that's not my camera.
Yeah, no, exactly.
I'm not in it now, Ches.
He's taking photos at the same time.
I've asked him to.
Yeah, but that's...
It's not on me, it's going to count.
But I actually hurt your fucking dick, I'll hit your back so you don't want to.
Oh, that does!
That actually does hurt.
Yeah, quick one, just look at me.
Oh, I'm on my phone here, Gene, you want to see?
Bro, I'm thinking of a fucking dog.
Oh my god, Gene, you got to take gifted!
No, I'm not looking.
You got it, bro, if you've got it, you've got it.
Fuck!
Let's do a shocked one, like, we've lost.
Do one like you've won, I'll do lost.
And then shocked.
You can easily lock that.
Yeah, it's brilliant.
Then I can just smack Jakey.
And then me and Jakey are falling in love with E3.
Right, should crack on them.
I'll let you pay me in your own time, Jims.
Freak out!
I'm not going to let you pay me in your own time, Jims.
I'm not going to let you pay me in your own time, Jims.
This is this mouse.
What is this mouse?
I don't know.
What is this mouse?
It's nice isn't it?
I don't know.
It's nice but it's weird.
Yeah it's really weird.
Community Procodes.
What does that mean? You're doing pro clubs with your community?
Pro clubs? I'm bringing it back to the spots for us to play and I think pro clubs is a real...
Chat!
I can play if you want.
Chat, tonight I'm doing my own community pro clubs if you want to join up.
Oh, that'd be well good. Community pro clubs.
Do take sort of pen, take sort of corners.
If you don't pass, then we kick you out.
That would be great, that.
That's not true.
Cools you a club if you don't pass the ball, but that's going to go off that.
I wouldn't.
I'm just going to tell you what.
I'll let my community enjoy the pro clubs.
And then we'll see, within the next week, who else is playing Broclubs?
E gone that.
No, it's not.
Yeah, it is.
We'll see in a week.
What were we doing?
Well, no, it gets tough sometimes.
I'll see you next week.
There we go. Thank you.
Right. Oh.
Key and B, LSE 8.
Oh, no, they're the wrong person. Someone else just said, Jakey DeHans.
He's not. You're not.
and literally got cleared
right, let's do that side
ahhhhhh, for the first time mate, appreciate the 13 right, let's get the fucking going
that's mine, that's mine
that's yours, mine
fuck me
alright
back home guys
oh, do you want that one too?
oh, it's going straight in my mouth, get it
oh, it's straight
oh, it's going straight in my mouth
what are you doing?
that's my microphone
come on, I'm just borrowing it
no, it's not, you can borrow it
please, go borrow it
give it back, give it back
Please go by the way.
Shut up, bitch!
Thank you. Please go by the way.
I'm going to use the intro for our Easter egg.
Did you get on the other side of it? Come up so it looks good in the video.
No, I'm going to show it. Just like that.
Oh, take your dicks on your arse.
Don't go by the way around.
I like it.
Welcome to an Easter egg hunt of the Bobba!
Yeah!
Let's go!
There's no eggs in my room or Chalice's room
because we were there when they were being planted.
Let's get looking. Go!
That could be the cringiest intro I've ever heard on any YouTube.
I'm gonna do my own intro now then.
Both boys Easter egg on, let's go!
Right, so, each egg has got different points, alright?
So there's a little bit of a different answer.
I've been caught around by A.K.A. Jason Gilford.
I don't know why she's still pretending that she loves them.
Definitely when we see these guys.
You can't make each other's eggs.
You know what he's having on my wedding.
Bro, where did you put an egg chat?
Where did you put an egg chat?
Oh fuck yeah, that's a big drop.
Putting one in this handsome box would have been fucking unreal.
She has a PC.
I'm getting an ass for it to be less.
Oh, definitely.
Also, I don't actually know the size of the house.
I don't know if the big or the small.
Interesting.
You've got to be an egg in the fridge, aren't you?
Nothing there.
It's fine.
take a while
teabags
you can talk by the way if you see anything let me know
what?
shout
shout
No, no, I'm not
Dependent you're gonna be taking it out or not
No, probably not
Kettle or great shell
Jelly beans.
Where the fuck are these eggs?
Where the fuck are the eggs?
To be fair, the quantity isn't everything.
You want the eggs that are...
Get the fuck in, get the fuck in, we've got more.
Where's my basket?
Oh, it's going to show you my basket.
And the delivery chest!
Got a giant nanose!
Can't be down here.
Gotta sit down here right there.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Can you open this?
You should have done it.
Oh!
Oh!
How much is it?
How much of cream that was worth?
I'll hang them all.
What was that? I should pull it in that.
Yeah.
You are better than me!
Oh, look at that.
Big boy!
Bro!
Oh, my God!
What?
Oh, my God!
My God!
Big boy!
Look at that!
Yeah.
You good?
Yeah!
That's a mega one!
That's 20 points or something!
That's unreal!
level one
level three mate get the fuck in
get the fuck in
get the fuck in
get in
get in
get in
get in
get in there's a level one
there's a fucking level one
level one by seducs
in the steam room
nothing in here
in the bathroom. Nope. Nothing else in there.
Sorry, cinema ring, screen cinema in my room.
I've got two screens in there.
And a little bit of chuck in there.
Fridge.
Nothing in there.
Freezer.
I should have taken the fridge off there, I'll do it.
Look what I found!
Fuck! Fuck you!
Don't worry about where I found it mate, it's about where I'm putting it.
What?
She's gonna beat you for the cinema room.
That's fine, we're both looking.
Oh my god, another one!
I'm gonna put it in the washing machine.
What the fuck do you open it?
What the fuck do you want to put it?
It's on.
It's on? It can't be on.
Smooth you lose.
Found three of them already.
I think I found one.
I have.
Wooooo! Fuck!
You can't be using your wisdom.
There's one playing side.
There's another.
Halfway to the front seat.
Thanks.
Yeah, nice job.
Fucking scruff.
Ah, shit!
God open your ears to the backrooms!
The backroom's turning wild!
Hey!
It's going off!
Why is that open?
It's been cleaned up.
Yeah.
Quick, quick.
Thank you.
Can I get one now?
What's this?
Yeah.
Thank you.
There's one more.
Woo-hoo!
Come on!
I don't understand what's possibly getting dropped off at this point.
I don't understand what's possibly getting dropped off at this time.
Oh my god, what am I getting?
Oh my god, the gardens of play chat.
Gardens of play.
I wonder if you find that you can go under him, probably.
Probably not, to be honest.
No, definitely not.
How many points have you got at the minute, does anyone know?
The big one, chap?
You dropped one, I picked some ping pong ball, I didn't have to drop the net, I didn't find one anymore.
Keep your eyes peeled, Chas, come on.
Got it somewhere.
Interesting.
I wonder how many have been found, chap? How many Chas has got?
How many has Chas and Jake got, chap?
I'm here for you, great job.
Unreal from you, Jack.
I have to do that, really.
What is it?
Well, that is interesting.
I would have thought so.
I've got you pissed off! I've got you pissed off! Oi, you think you're doing well do ya?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, check this then, check this.
Check all this fucking bullshit, yeah. No touching, no touching.
It's a fair game, yeah, but that's not a big one. Yeah, I know, but look how many
mini ones I've got. Yeah, how many eggs have you got?
I've got a lot of mini ones, I know. Got two, four, five, six, seven.
The room room, by the way, Chad has already started eating this.
Oh, that's good.
That's good of you to be in this game.
Oh, don't talk to us.
How many have you found, Jake?
Seven in total.
That's cute.
Yeah, do I not?
I've got six included, haven't I?
Fuck.
We have a couple more, Chad.
But often that's a great show.
I don't think there's going to be too many more in the garden, just because of the weather, I can't imagine.
She stayed out and put loads down here, chap.
Half way to the side.
We can't be that many big ones, can't be sure.
Only big ones are.
Or maybe over here by the hedge.
Nothing there.
Nothing there.
He couldn't hear him, like I like.
Hot tub. Do you want to put one in the hot tub?
No, not in the water.
Around you.
Oh, smart.
Smart, Jack.
I don't think I've ever been that one.
I don't think I've ever been that one.
Fuck it out.
That was a fucking waste of time, I've got to be back in.
Oh!
Oh looky chat.
Let's go, let's go back into the kitchen.
We've got to be more in the kitchen, haven't we chat?
I don't think you're going to bother me.
A couple more out there.
Don't touch us.
I've got your phone on back there.
Oh, it's looking empty.
Is it?
It's looking empty.
Well, well, well.
What are you doing?
Well, here it is.
What are you doing?
Can you pick it up?
Why are you doing this?
Fuck off.
Are you...
You're...
I've already got the mums on there, mate.
Will you ask them in there?
Yeah.
Oh, you're lucky mate.
You're not lucky.
I know, I was trying to get you to go away, so why are you still looking?
Why are you still looking in here then?
What about me mate?
You're still looking now if you didn't already found him mate!
Right, three regroups down your legs then.
The mix is filled up, you earn that.
I've got seven.
I've got eight.
How many have you got, James?
Five small ones, one big one.
So how many left?
How many eggs are there?
I think it was 34.
Right, I've got seven.
I've got...
What was it delivered?
So you've got a few more suits.
I haven't been able to do a whole tonne of them. I can't be left.
When is this going to be?
We did have to meet both of you, we agreed to it to be fair.
But I'll quit it, it's your mother and his family now, I'm not a brother.
Alright, look there, Chas.
I've got 34. I've got eight.
I've got six.
14.
Where did that come from?
Come on!
Come on.
Oh, how many have you got?
Seven small one big.
The twenty-two is twelve, man.
Can I help you, mate?
Fuck off, fuck off.
He's trying to get in front of you, can't he?
Come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Fuckin' hell, I've already put him!
I'm checking for shoes.
Fuckin' he put me there with that shoe, he got me sweetmaster.
Fuckin' hell of him, have you put him?
I'm checking tunes.
Fuckin' he put me there with that shoe, he got me a sweetmaster.
Hang on a minute.
Fucking cobbie made it, eh?
Apparently, chap.
They could go in my behind the shirts.
Right, I'll just put them there.
I'll just put them there, chap.
Maybe.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
I'm gonna leave it in my wheelchair, don't leave it, it'll take it, oh my goodness,
it'll take it.
It's sat back in a chair, can't have anything nice because I'll just fucking take it, so
So where we fucking live in?
Not as well as I've ever known.
Check where else do we go?
Yeah. Oh, great shout.
What?
We're going to the other end there.
We're going to go back in there.
I can't imagine what you'd have thought of it in there if you got it.
Yes!
Unfucking real.
Ow!
Can't be real, don't want to be in there, please.
Director of this house.
Found a rubber ducky.
Ooh, what's that got to do with Easter?
What's that? Chip.
Chip's used that, yeah?
Nah, I can't get it out of my chest.
Yeah, well sorry Chas.
No, we're green!
Long as nothing in the bed, we're back.
Alright.
Just having a look.
Fuck off, y'all!
I'm having a look!
No, get out of here, you fucking dick, y'all!
Sorry, I'm trying over and over.
Sorry, sorry Chas.
I'll only put a rubber ducky in the bathroom.
Buck's in there mate.
Ooooooh!
I've one of these, go miss him!
That's only one, he's angry with me.
Aye.
It's alright, he's up and helping.
I don't think he...
It is.
That's quite bad, actually.
It's not.
See they went out of like over 90th of March and they're still in your room.
Yeah, 26th of March, but they're not been open.
Scruffy that, you've got mouldy bread and mouldy eggs in your room.
It's not been open, are you listening to what I'm saying?
You're trying to divert it from you, or as far as you're all working, get out of your room.
Get out of your room.
What the fuck's that from?
I did it in a ring like that.
Right, where was that?
Jake.
Yeah?
Jamie, probably just tell him, leave it.
We just have to take the hit.
Yeah.
Oh, don't go through it in. See, this is the thing, I'm not going to go through it in
bathroom. Bathroom, I reckon. I can just go be, you know, where's me, where's me, where's
me the eggs?
I'm not looking at that, yeah but, see the thing, I know I've got all the Root and 3B and all the stuff, but we are on the next round.
Yeah you just need one more big one.
One more big one, alright?
No.
But I think, I think all the big ones have been found by now.
No, because it says it's got a big one, you've got to be sure there's three big ones.
You don't so well.
Hmm
You're a chap I've checked I've checked
I thought you were going to stop looking at us. I'm not I'm scouting. No, don't you you are mate?
Yeah, no you're making me. Is that normally J. Cole physically or?
Oh, we have to keep him.
He said he had a stout baby and one more.
Oh, perfect.
Turn it, mate.
Hello, mate.
Turn it!
No more fat, turn it, bitch!
Oh, don't show that.
This being open means someone's already been here.
He's probably not even open.
Nothing there.
Nothing in there, Jack.
Fuck all in there.
I'm going to the roof myself.
No.
Anywhere else?
Ooh!
Canals are here.
Fucking bastards.
I want to chat along with you and look for these until you fuck off and have your handles.
That's what I'm wondering because I'm fucking hungry.
Chat odds on Landos being fucked up evens.
Get your bets in now.
Get your bets in now.
Put it in there.
I don't think I know where that is.
I don't know if that's how you do it or not.
Oh, you're lucky that I did yeah, but you would say that wouldn't you what I have
Thank you
Yeah, let's have it. It's up. Let's have a meeting half time half time
I'm not being used, it means I have my purse.
Ah, can you come this side?
Yeah, we're just going to go on this in the next chair.
What's that?
Rock, that's mine, thank you.
Spicy rice, that's mine, thank you.
Is there any more spicy rice there?
Spicey rice there.
Spicy rice there.
Thank you.
Got some broccoli there.
I think I'm Perry chips actually.
Spicy rice there.
Start all on that now.
Some broccoli there.
Trust the needs.
What are they?
Spice.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Perry chips there.
Is that some garlic bread?
Creamy mash there.
Broccoli.
these chips.
Medium wings there.
Me, me, me.
Sunset burger there.
Where are the wings?
Where are the wings?
Thank you.
Sorry.
Three portion of the chips there.
Got a medium butterfly, lemon and herb butterfly.
Oh, God.
Garlic bread, got a medium, medium size, why are you shouting out like I'm a dongle
man?
Got a lemon and herb, half chicken, whole chicken, yeah, that's what you need.
I don't want that now, I'm joking, I love it.
Well I'm sure, I fucking love that wide lens.
Oh good, you have a thought please, just...
What's that on?
Nah, I don't know.
Oh boys, you know what? It's been a fun day.
Good idea.
Great idea, that's Jake.
Ellie's smashed it.
Yeah, Ellie's done amazing, great Ellie's idea for a while.
WLF.
Yeah, I've got them, thank you.
you're a bad idea those are the only place you've got tiny ones
what's on the bottom there
that's not about Aaron, Aaron WLWL cheers mate thank you very much mate
hey Jack you sit yourself down and eat your burger mate you fucking work so hard today
Do you want a bottle?
I'll take one.
I don't smell either, I don't use the cleaners.
Right, what's points at the telly?
Yeah, what's points at the telly, I like that, it's gold.
What the fuck are they?
Ah!
Oh, they know they've actually got too far.
Being I would disagree, they probably would to me, bro.
Right, shall everyone count through what they've got?
Get the tally up Jake, shall we know what's worth what mate, please?
They are sorry.
I need the chips.
What?
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Watch your total. Where's the garlic bread?
Right.
Our two bits please.
Right.
Why is it so many times?
Right.
Mini egg Easter egg is 20 points.
20 points, are we counting this up now?
I'm on 20 points.
Okay.
Dairy milk butternegg is 15 points.
That's yours, Jake.
Yeah.
20.
No, 15.
Are we looking to put it in?
We're looking to put it on!
I think it might be in Chaz's.
I found that.
Who? Who's talk?
My kind of body!
By the way, I actually found this in the supermarket,
so you can't have got me.
I've not sucked it.
No you didn't.
I did, I found it in one of the drawers.
No you didn't.
I did, I did.
That's his because I saw his basket after he left this in the room
and I know for a fact he didn't.
So we're just lying?
Cheating bastard.
So who's not me?
That one's wrong.
Right, you dropped it.
No.
I don't want to tell you the order.
But I've lied about that, yes.
Anyway, so we know you've got the bunny, we saw it.
Where have my bunny gone?
Ask how many bunnies there was. If there's one, we know you've got it.
Yeah, exactly. Ask Ellie how many bunnies.
Chaz just winked.
Chaz just winked.
There's two kind of bunnies.
Oh, right.
Chaz just winked till he cheated.
He just won the bunnie back.
He just won the bunnie back.
He just won the bunnie back.
He just won the bunnie back.
He just won the bunnie back.
How many bunnies is there?
Two.
Chaz and Chaz, be honest, because we actually want to do this legit.
Yeah, Chaz, be honest.
If you remove this one, we won't do any more of these.
Yeah, we'll never do another one at Easter.
stop. Now we can do loads more. Jack did I cheat? No, the thing is, same old arson always
cheated. Give me his bunny back. Jack! You can't slug Taze off of yourself. He found it,
he had a bunny. Nah, Chaz I found it. No you didn't. He did find it, it's look. He found
it in the cinema room, look. James did you find it in the cinema room? Yeah. Oh my god.
Are you gonna lie? Are you gonna lie? Yeah, no I found it in the cinema room. You know what,
Why do you want to drop it in the cinema? I just didn't get it on the floor.
Thank you.
You probably put it on the box then.
Huzzle, huzzle.
What the fuck did you do?
What's the money worth?
Ten.
Been robbed here.
So I'm on twenty-five.
Yep.
Cream eggs.
The worst two points.
What the fuck?
Wait, so twenty-five.
One two three seven twenty nine five of them twenty nine
Cream egg. Yeah, you can't in caramel
Caramel to two points
Eight ten thirty one disco the two points as well thirty three
Reeses a one point thirty four and their kinder egg is worth five points
OOOOOOOH!
I'm on 39, I'm on 39!
What the fuck?
Hold on, two, eight.
Hold on.
I'm on 39, come on.
Six, twelve, seventeen.
I'm on thirty-seven.
Oh, I haven't won yet.
What are you on?
I had the bunny, but I've got a lot.
I'm on thirty-nine, what are you on, Ginge?
What?
How are you claiming the bunny?
No, no, no, it's just what we're doing.
Come on, 20, 22, 24, 26, 28, 30, I'm on 31, I'm winning!
Imagine if I break that half time.
And also it's a fucking, if he wins it, I'll call, so.
Oh well.
One drink at a time.
Loose, lose for you, eh?
Yeah, here's a lose, lose.
I'm coming, I'm not feeling it.
Nah, he wouldn't have.
Nah, he wouldn't have.
We've got all that stuff in there.
Getting up early.
It's after that.
You don't go and kick the football at half time, right?
Can't if you want me to.
Yeah, you should be warming up. Don't count, man.
Don't count.
Yes!
Don't count.
He does.
He does.
I've just seen it! I'm taking it!
You can't!
149!
You can't do that!
You can't do that half time!
You can't!
Yes I can!
Oh if that's the case, why don't we just eat it and then look around for a little bit?
I'll tell you what, we'll do it next year.
No, no, we'll just not do that anymore.
We'll do a proper one on Sunday.
We'll do a Senegal and Mocha for half time.
Yeah, you know what, I'm down to that.
We'll leave it then.
We'll leave it behind it again.
Let him go and hide it again.
Well, not for long.
I'll hide it.
Mate!
I just spotted it, so I'll grab this.
Yeah, alright, that's fine. You shouldn't have. You should have kept it quiet and you'd never have got a free bunny.
Chats can't hide it.
NOOOOO!
Paul!
He can't claim it!
CHAT ONE IN THE CHAT!
My chats can't...
Chicky Ch- Jaky cheated.
See? What's your chats saying?
Jaky cheated on the bunny.
One if he should re-hide it, chap.
I don't know about your chap. My chap's got a maddy with ones.
Yeah.
Yep, cheated. Can't claim it.
Do you mean you can't score a goal at half time and go in and wander up? Do you know what I mean? It makes no sense.
You should have kept that quiet. You've got the slightest there.
That's what they said, the armatures.
Nah, that's the one I found. You can't lose that one, right?
Give it to me, twat.
A lot of chance.
What a fucking idiot. I had to cap that.
would you get that Chas? I don't really have much of a chance did I?
Yeah, yeah I would. You know, it's one of those ones, isn't it?
You're Rebellion giving or are you giving mate? I'm just starting to watch the engines
coming about as one-handed. Yeah, but you've been telling me about
the other ones on the setup and actually I am probably the one that's interested the most.
I agree. Minus five for cheating.
Minus five for cheating?
Jailer, chill the fuck out. That's not happening.
What?
It's not cheating.
I've literally...
Chill the fuck out?
Yeah. Wow. Mental.
Did you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I said you kissed your fucking mother with that mouth.
Yeah!
I'll be honest, this is a loose lose for me.
So if you find that now...
So if I find it, it's not really rigged.
And you're not coming in chances like you tell, you're trying to bait fingers out though.
Yeah, poor de-camp.
I feel bad for de-camping that video.
Yeah, why?
Because we're worried that I'm not saying the minus five.
That's not my drink yet.
I'll back that minus ten for the mole.
Yeah.
I'll back that chap.
I'll back that every day of the week.
Chut, who likes my mole?
Yeah, we've got N5 on Monday. We were getting one, but we've been moved to Game 3 because
because it's Easter Monday.
Give her a retention.
Oh, these papa chicken are good.
Do they look good, Jake?
Yeah.
Excuse you.
You enjoying your food, Chas?
Good.
Thank you for this, Jake.
It's alright, mate.
How's the full chicken?
I'm having that.
Alright.
another match, way too much.
Oh, yeah Dylan, don't worry, I'll get taste to sort it out.
Oh yeah, taste coming out, do I ring him Jake?
Do you want to ring Jake?
Do you want to ring Tate?
No.
Anyone got a knife?
Or not a fork?
Got a groucher.
I would just do what you're gonna do.
What?
Drop me to do what you're gonna do for ya.
What?
Bod guy can get him a knife and a fork.
That's not allowed.
You're joking.
Come on.
That's fine.
We're good aren't we?
Are you having shots of rice?
I'm not gonna have to.
How was your shoot yesterday?
Ah, really good.
It was quite...
What time do you have to be there? 3.30, I think. What time do you do that?
At 3.10. Nice and early. Interesting, isn't it?
I could have done that for your own shoots. Yeah, interesting that. What's that?
What time does it shoot Wednesday? Why do you feel like disrespecting us?
And then not disrespecting others? You've peaked twice today.
You come in my room and you saw how poorly I was. Yeah, I can be in that room 40 minutes late.
Right shout out to have a quick change of battery in three two one
And it show me where you piss from
Oh my god, why did I do that? Why did I do that? Why did I do that? No?
No!
Nothing.
You alright?
Can't believe you found that bunny and got it away.
I know, yeah.
What an idiot.
I said fuck yous.
I just fucked yous.
No, fuck yous.
Big spoon of rice.
So, have you been having a lot of that?
I think so, yeah.
At the end of the day, if I had a farmini egg in that jacket mate, I'm havin' it.
No, you did the right thing Jake, I respect that.
That's what I like about you Jake, I can respect it a lot mate.
What about my close shoulder?
You're not.
Fucking hell.
Oh, I'm buzzing for the Bob video tonight.
What video? Oh my god, yeah, that's a good video.
It is actually a good one, first time in ages.
Like that.
Oh, is it?
Oh.
Oh, it's out.
It's out right now.
Check it out.
Check it out.
It's good.
Go check it out, check it out.
Jack, stranded in the UK, fucking terrible to film,
did not enjoy it by far.
The least favorite one that we've ever filmed.
Yeah, but it was a good video, no?
Great video.
Which is kind of good, because you
You don't want to be stranded and having fun.
We did have quite a bit of fun to be fair.
I made loads of new friends.
He's not coming.
Is he fuck?
He's actually not.
Why would he be?
I swear he is.
I might have his butterfly there.
He told me off, can't be like that.
Bring him for me.
The greatest respect Jake, he's gonna do that mate.
He's a master at taking the piss.
a piss.
Oh, it's just people eating mate. That is genuinely disgusting by the way. Is it? Just
look at what's on your shoulder. Fair pipe. Listen. You can body shame me. Oh, you like.
I like him. Having his a great bloke. Taking a piss out of someone there ain't body shaming.
But what I don't like, what I don't like is you burping,
burping, surrounding it in my food.
Oh, looks like it.
Looks like it's proper put you off.
Proper Prada chas, this time last year,
but I've no points because you've been eating all these eggs.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
That's actually quite funny.
That tickled me in the right spots.
I've been tickled, shall I, have we?
Tickled pink.
Cheers, shall I?
Thank you, shall I?
Does that smell like chicken?
No.
You sure? Is it nice?
No, I'm good.
That's tasty.
Tasty's there.
I think you can eat this one.
They have sent you to eat your food.
Oh my God.
I get it?
Yes, Michael!
This is awkward, this is going to be awkward.
Yes, Harry!
Ah, fucks sake.
Yes, Harry!
So basically, this is Chaz apart you work with a club and you get your butterflies.
Because everyone said you weren't actually coming and you were just taking a piss together.
Yeah, but it's not out, it's not malicious.
Well, I
Joey's all you on just like that
Oh just for your both like days
Oh, I didn't know.
We didn't actually eat your food.
Tays!
Tays, come and get it, mate.
He's got a bath.
Why is he angry?
He's fucking fuming.
Why is he actually angry?
He was angry on the phone, mate.
Hmm.
And we'll get a mush.
And we'll get a mush?
Yeah, tights.
Fucking good, isn't he? Not me, fucking hell, you know what I'm saying?
That's what he did.
That's how much I've still got your mash.
Oh yeah.
T-Z, I've still got your mash!
T-Z, you're walking off the end, yeah?
I know, yeah. I think he's had a bad day today.
He won't say it must have happened today.
He was being a bit too jakey fun.
And that's okay.
Because people have bad days.
And you know what I mean? The one thing you shouldn't do is target them for the bad days.
Should I be angry with him?
Should I deliver his Nando's?
He won't be an addict, he doesn't?
Go on, Jamie.
Get Jamie's salad, cheers.
There's his butterfly.
I don't know why we can't just all have a laugh these days.
Oh, did you order rice?
Yeah, there is rice as well, all these stuff there.
Perfect.
I don't know about the rice.
I don't know about the rice. I don't know, you had rice?
No, I had rice.
No, you definitely had rice.
No, you actually went mash. You ordered rice and then swapped it for mash.
And you've actually had rice.
I'm pretty sure I'm right, I'm right, I'm right.
I promise you very well.
What's that? Didn't you swap?
I did swap, I'll say.
So what?
No.
I can't do that.
It's weird, isn't it?
I'll try to get that back to you.
I've always had a bad book.
You called me a bitch and told me to shut up before.
Yeah, you held the mic and you went shut up.
It was very reluctant of you. You still said it.
I haven't said shut up, I haven't said bitch.
No, you definitely said bitch.
Yeah, everyone said it.
I'm going to try to get someone back here.
One in the chat, we're doing one in the chat for.
I don't like chicken, you know, it's good protein.
Put one in the chat if you want to put one in the chat.
One in the chat if you want to do a viewbot.
He's got his chicken answering after.
Right Michael?
What's he doing? He's having a mental breakdown, right?
You all right, Mike? Michael? Michael? Rick? Ricky? Michael?
You all right? So, do you want the good news or the bad news?
Do you want the good news or the bad news?
I need the good news.
The good news is you've got your chicken.
Thank you.
Can we have an unboxing? Can we have an unboxing?
Because Ty's is...
Chicken.
Hold on, show the camera, show the camera.
Oh, okay.
What is it?
Hold on, show the camera, show the camera!
Michael! You got another one!
Hey, did you get your rice though?
Vod day at your rice, but you've got mash.
Vod day at my rice?
Yeah. Like the chicken gone?
Nah, I won't fucking put it on him.
I'll fucking, I'll be on the open stage.
You know what? I've made a fucking mistake.
I bet rice, I think I ordered rice,
but apparently I ordered mash,
and I bet your rice, but you can have my mash.
Perfect. Are you David today, Taze?
Yeah, I'm David.
I'm David.
Perfect. Are you David today, Taze?
Yeah.
Alright. I'm still really young.
Yeah, are you really young?
You seem really mad today.
I'm not mad at you, Taze.
Groggy?
Yeah.
You're just a bit of a fucking moody cunt.
I'm still really young.
Aw, you need to get well soon, Taze.
It's not... It hurts me every day seeing you not well.
There's some dickhead coming to the house and just made everyone else.
Yeah.
Normally when you're real, you like chilling and like,
Don't infect people and stuff, but now he was just fucking swagging about sneeze. You never
Even though he was ill what did you do?
I didn't infected like others
Yeah, nice
Yeah, that's what they say in it when you've got when you're ill there was so much go to the sauna and steam
We'll kill you. Yeah. Oh, let me pass it on to the next person
Yeah, he's spits it out.
Some more chicken there.
Well, I ordered a whole chicken,
back to them if you want some.
Back to them.
Oh, I'll have another one, I'll have another one, Tom.
Can I have some?
You can, mate.
Where's the actual one?
Holy chicken.
Here's the whole one.
Oh, my God, I'm a dry.
Can't take any of it.
Oh!
So when are we going to do the semen?
Monday?
Monday's right.
Nah, no, Jake's hurt his leg.
Could you take it back to him?
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't know.
That's for the first time.
I had a word with him.
I said to him, you don't mind if we use this for a few days,
do you, mate?
He's doing some bunch of stuff.
Jake's injured.
We're in the middle of an Easter egg, aren't we?
Yeah, and everyone forgot it was, you know.
And everyone forgot it was us.
We're at the calendar.
That's a shit mental.
Yeah.
I think he's winning at the minute.
What?
I think he's winning the Easter egg on at the minute.
You.
No, he's actually not.
Look at everyone.
Oh.
Who do you think's winning the chocolate Easter egg hunt?
JJ.
Correct.
He and his brother did set it up.
Exactly.
Mmm.
And I've heard them eggs have been somewhere as well.
Oh, very good.
I don't know.
No, I don't.
You've been incubated, right?
What is it?
What's it called, wearing girls?
Pregnant.
Pregnant?
It's called a pregnant.
Pregnant.
No, mate, me girlfriend's not shut out.
I can't reject.
No, fertilising.
Mate, I've done the mini-egg one, though.
Does it live through fertilisation?
Not sure.
I don't know.
Nah, she's fine.
Let's find them.
Hang on.
Packaged in 65% recycled plastic.
Well, that's what you make.
That's made me a lot happier.
that's maybe what about the other 35% not everything can be 100% on it on its
day even even robots have bad days that was fucking close
It was pretty easy.
Right?
Can we not have a personal chat?
Can we not just talk with three mates?
I don't know, thank you.
You're having great.
What do you even do then?
Screaming?
No, you know me.
Well I woke up this morning.
Here, at the house?
No.
Oh.
I stayed at home yesterday.
easier from the darts. Oh, was it?
DKP don't. It's quite an easier.
Is it the AR reader? Exactly, I've quickened some
else. It was, yeah, it's actually.
All right. Is it not?
Is it not? No? Is it not?
It's probably not. It's not.
All right, it's not.
And you just say, or you would say you prefer it on.
Yeah. Anyway, what was I was saying?
Sorry, there's a lot of communicating in the background
by cameras.
I'm not sure why I can hear it talking.
I've told you once and I've told you twice.
Do not make me go a third time.
You've got to be better on it, guys. You've got to be better on it.
You're professional.
Yeah?
So now this talking shit, now this...
That's my vlog going.
We've let you eat today.
I'm talking to you
We've let you eat today. We've let you had a drink and all that but now I feel like you're saying remember it is breathing talking
This shit's got to stop guys
The fuck you give me get the fuck off my head. I'm winning
By the way, we have got some updates in the game
English in 13 has been
10 points now you might be thinking say wise even dot 10 points
half of these mini egg Easter eggs seems to have gone missing. And he's also put the whole leg. No, that's half of the component you get in the box.
Oh, are you that one? So you're getting duck poached in the box? No, no, no, no, no. I ate one of your ones. I ate any of mine. My points are still fully intact.
I'm going to leave that everywhere again this time I don't know. On the floor it was, wasn't it? Didn't want anything anyway.
I didn't want anything anyway.
Didn't want anything anyway.
Yeah, I didn't want anything either.
Well, you should have asked you, because you were with him.
Yeah, that is his responsibility.
I did ask you, just do anything you want to.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Anyway, woke up this morning,
in the middle of the night,
and when I remember I wasn't back on my side.
I'm a sad
I was a boy I was dreaming
I was dreaming
Went to the gym
Did chest
Did back
Did cardio
Went to sat in the sauna for 30 minutes
Sweated it out
Yep
I don't believe him
I hope he's enough for 30 minutes
I'll have you yours Eva
Not 30 minutes
about this stuff for no reason you know me you know me you know me pb in a song
30 minutes in the sauna
I'm gonna do 30 minutes in the steam room
I've done what my pb in a sauna is one hour ten
you just burnt you just burnt
was it on? yes it was on
The rails grow is rapid by the way.
But it's out of shit still, you might not know.
Nah, it wasn't even cut as well.
It's only been shit for about hours when you get it done.
I'm sorry, I feel like Sean the barber took on a spurs job.
Yeah, he's coming in like a two.
Yeah, he's coming, he's done his best that he can do.
Ultimately, it was going to go down, that was going to always be shit.
And here he is, he's now sad.
I can't believe he deserved to actually shut the job.
No, but don't talk to him, Audrey, because you're fucking clueless.
Do you like him?
Oh, the bad guy, I just need you to follow me on the door.
I'll go upstairs and do that real quick.
No, he's going to go... I'll probably shut him up.
I'll say it, I should... Right, what's your opinion on this?
Can I... You want to get in that?
We sat down here half the time, I'm satting in my nondos.
I'm not like boys, I promise you I'm not actually looking for it, I promise you.
I think I'm not, it's alright. You've got to work my intentions, weren't it?
Weird sir.
God! Anyway, so I'm sat here here, tease. I've locked time with it, east of honey.
So I stood up and I grabbed it, but because it's half time, I can't get it.
You locked time with it, east of honey?
Yeah, I mean, I grabbed it and put it in, but apparently, the other, it was a second one.
Apparently, I can't have it because it's half time.
But did you call it half time then you locked it?
Yeah, and I lost it. I lost it a bit, yeah.
Sorry about that.
It was already half time.
Should have waited till the ribs are made sure.
Yeah, no, chest and back is very weird to do on a day,
but I've not been in a while,
so I thought I'd do two big components in one.
Chest and back.
What are you doing today?
Chest and back.
Where do you see these?
Your back's probably collapsing into your chest
because of that much weight on the back of it.
That's funny is it?
What did you change to?
A jawline problem?
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Just eat eat eat eat eat eat
Strong on it
What is it?
A jawline
Can't see it
I'm insensitive
How could you tense a bone?
Or you just don't get it
Weird
Rubber it
I think I've been rubbed a jawline
It's not even effing I know
Molly chill begging it
Emily chill begging it
Joan on the chill
Chazzy's looking
before it. Is he actually cheating?
Yeah, he's trying to stretch him a little bit.
What did you think he was going to do?
He just can't tell, he's just chatting with her.
I woke up being a weirdo and everything.
No, he's not.
He's never listened to what Chaddy's doing.
I don't know what Chadds would think that.
He's only got one.
He's got a third party session.
I don't know if he's going to come back with us on the lounge.
I have a strange feeling around that.
I don't know.
I don't know if I held you.
Why is that happening?
I watched him on VodGuy, but I was lost again man.
I can't believe VodGuy is traveling, I'll say VodGuy is a slouch, no VodGuy, he's
He's feeling exactly what's going on here.
I need more intelligent gear.
Next to him.
He's all the way up there.
He's got a whole fuck of chest.
He's actually sick.
Don't scare me though.
This camera bro is quite intelligent.
Even from the get go here.
No one's like that.
I mean no one's at early stages.
He starts climbing.
He's going right away here.
I can't remember what it was.
But I treated him really badly.
He said I was at our border.
He's like valuing himself already.
Who did you treat bad luck?
Karma.
Yeah.
What did you do that treated you so bad?
I can't remember what.
I can't remember what.
Fuck, he must have been well though.
I called him up to the Alps and then he asked underneath.
So they did a three hour round trip to come over and he said I don't need any more.
Did he still pay that?
No.
He got me five dollars.
Not paying me enough.
That's not a chair I'm paying him.
Is it?
Yeah.
One time.
Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.
No spits or crosses included.
I'm yet to pay him a tar actually.
Yeah but there's only these little pages, no problem.
Exactly.
We've got a sheet.
Is it a good wage?
We've got a sheet and a...
You alright?
You alright?
You feel like he's got something to say?
No, no, I just need to send him the one in the freezer.
At least I pay for my travel.
Well, he drives.
Do you pay for his petrol?
How much do you feel how much he's fuel you so out of the loop at you you've got my world
Really makes me angry makes me sick how much you treat people how much is serial
Pardon how much is serial what serial what about it from?
Qua crunching up car flakes from where test go you public about three pound
Do you want to do a rain check? I'm not.
It's £40 quid to fill my cow.
No, no, no. Let's go back to the cereal top, shall we?
That's about £2.50.
I'm going to go with £3.75.
What big of a box do you get?
I'm going £3.75.
£3.50? £2.85?
I'm going £3.75.
Just, yeah, no. You're the third best out there.
I'm not.
There's £4 there, there's £3.50, there's £2.85.
Yeah, that's for Cluster, then it's a Cluster's dinner.
Cluster's a whole different bar.
Point of deduction, people will snitch.
Yeah, no shit, Phillip, we're learning.
I'd love to meet you, you're my inspiration.
Let me just tie him there out.
Chatting shit to Chazza.
I don't like it if people lie to me, mate, so I'm bad at it.
I think he's cheating.
What's the matter?
Why am I the E7?
Why is he banning people in this channel?
Here we go.
Why have you chose that screenshot?
You chose that one?
The fellas.
I love the fellas, we've never done the graphics, they always do it so well.
Go on again.
No.
Look at me.
Put the camera down.
At least he wanted me to see him.
At least he wanted me to see him.
At least he wanted me to see him.
There we are.
I've got my chat now.
Chat.
You okay?
Ginger, ass cheeky, when the water fires.
Oh fuck off.
I've ordered all those white t-shirts on.
What's the weight of that?
What do you know?
I'm a carer, man.
Yeah, I'm a mechanic man, I'm a mechanic, I'm a mechanic.
Just enjoy your life mate, London.
How you doing?
I'm enjoying it, my look at it myself, going, you know, fucking great J.
I hear all.
I mean, I am, to be honest, yeah.
Very good, you do.
If I swear, that's great.
Opticum.
Hexicum.
Conductive.
Sphere.
What's sphere?
Sphere.
Circly.
Fuck off.
circle right yeah right we could see you're not used to hoots was it a free
man game didn't take much inspiration to be a fast and fun giant
haha you can still pull it back you've got to do it
essentially you think you could just do it back fine with the big boys
oh come on that's not even cracking his dent a little bit
oh here you go east end of this time or is it chazza
chazza's in your room let's have a look again shall we there's no one who chazza's to you
It's not to me safe though.
And he complains it, that's to his, by the way.
I'm sick of us cheating.
It makes sense for me, it makes me.
And now he's just got back.
The battery's back on, chap!
He can tell he's lying because he's shouting it a lot louder
than he needs to, therefore, trying to.
And look, by the way, he does that anyway,
he does shout a lot.
Please, they say, don't they?
Waits for someone else to clean it up.
Broccoli.
I'm down to watch, but you know inside probably, but you used to?
What?
I was watching.
Yeah, I was trying to get involved, but I get stage fright, don't I?
If I have an egg, does it?
What the fuck?
Erm, yeah, I think it does.
I can't lie, I'm down to the kinder little bunny, but I had to work on my shape, but...
Oh, wrong chap.
Oh, someone's at the door.
Oh, Paul's got a lottery.
Probably has it. Probably has it.
Probably has it on him more food than that's on us.
Katie, five, two, one, Katie.
Where's Hines? He's got much value.
I know what he's doing. He's looking for big eggs,
so they'll run after half time if you run and get them.
I'm not stupid.
By the way, everyone in the company,
on my life that's accused me,
I've seen the accusations of
we've been sat in my room with them.
Yeah, we heard what you've seen.
we had it full volume
We were making a game plan, we weren't looking though, was we?
Ew, why is he open?
What was that?
Vogue guy we're talking, cameras aren't talking this much
Nah, this is where we're going, normally a place
There's a bit of a gander on the second floor
Yeah there was
Oh, there was, there was a lot of change
No, there weren't a bit of a gander
There's a bit of a gander, couldn't you?
A bit of a game, that
Nevermind
Nevermind
Oh, that's so good
Go then, have a come
There's a separate room from before
He's got a kinder, but he didn't have money.
I didn't have a kinder, I've had it since the morning.
He didn't.
On the left, or did he?
On the left, man, man's life.
Yeah, let's just pay the guys and get him paid, man.
Man's life.
How did you win this?
Is it a clue?
Is it a clue?
No, you get a point per egg.
So that's worth 20 points.
It's not.
The mini eggs was worth 20.
You've had half of it.
You've had half of the package at the time, maybe.
It's about 14 points.
Yeah, you've deducted to 14.
I'll just fuck up and eat him.
I could do it.
I'll be honest.
Oh.
You think it's got a better line up? I think my line up's better.
Your line up's better?
You know what? I look at your line up and I think...
Thank fuck.
Thank fuck for what?
Thank fuck you all for having all that.
Is there something about that?
There's nothing about that.
How many are left? So I've got seven.
There's 34.
Who hit them?
Is it your friend?
It's the year that we are.
How did you get?
So how many is there all to you?
24.
35?
She's been rooting through your room, putting them in there.
Yeah.
Why am I just in my room?
What was that?
Interesting, right?
I don't know.
Don't know.
What do you mean by that?
Bring it down, bring it down.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We relax.
Don't relax.
We relax.
Hey Gemini, we relax.
Raf.
Raf.
Wring the dirty bitch.
It's no way, sir.
It's just a...
Opeananna's on the phone all of a sudden?
Yes, yeah.
I wonder what's that to her face?
I wonder what's that, you all too?
Opeananna's chest.
It's Camيرanchez.
Camera manchess, can he swing from the web?
Of course he can, cos he's camera manchess!
He's camera manchess!
Shoot a crack in there.
He's still done that eggs cracking.
Yeah, he got me yoking me.
He does high scale stream, not really.
Ring the knob, ring the knob.
Ring the knob, ring the knob.
Ring the knob.
Hey Siri, call Mama's Nerf on speaker.
Why does she feature in my room?
Oh, you alright, Ellie?
Call her by her name.
No.
Call her by her name.
By her name.
That's weird that you want me to call her that.
Ellie.
I'm hearing for a fucking bird that you've been in my room.
I'm not a big bird actually.
Yeah, I think you're going to be out.
You are?
Well, that's absolutely fine.
No worries, that's absolutely fine.
No problem.
I just wanted to make sure that's sweet.
All right.
Yeah.
I'll buy it.
No worries, girl.
See, you don't even have to say it.
Life's kind of a bitch, you've got to go like, fucking bitch.
She would do that again.
Yeah, lucky you're up there.
She would do that again.
She's going to be a real cheater.
She's going to go on the map.
On the first and last time.
Yeah.
What will last?
Probably the end.
Bullrood!
I'm 34 dropping bar right?
You're 30 plus five.
I'm 36.
When are you gonna start acting about it?
What? When are you gonna start acting about it?
What are you sheer size?
What, I'm waiting till we play first in the league.
Walk up for it, cos clearly I've hurt myself.
But you know what you be, you're bulking up with this,
we eat as many calories, the baddest calories possible.
You don't know, you don't know.
BORAH!
What?
Josh frozen for a moment.
Josh, you're twenty seven this year.
That's bad for you.
You're twenty six this year.
No, I said you're twenty seven this year.
How old is the one next year?
Next year.
I've had one until what everyone is now, unless your first day's got big.
And that's how old they're going to be next year.
Yeah, I know.
I'm just like, let's have a bit of a giggle. How old are you next year?
Next year.
Yeah, I...
24, yeah, thanks, yeah.
Oh, he's not 25 next year.
Yeah, he's not, he's about 25.
Oh, you next year.
Oh, shit, yeah, thanks, yeah.
Oh, you next year.
25.
Yeah, 26.
You're 26.
Holy shit.
Oh, you're 27.
You just matter about, like, you act like that's, like, really old.
No, you're 27.
27's crazy.
27.
Like, if I was 27.
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
It doesn't even get to the end, do you?
No, it doesn't
Ok
You do... certain people just eat the primes later
Do you know what I mean?
Huh?
Some people eat the primes later
Alright, you're...
Shut the fuck up
You do? Jamie Varden?
You're the Jamie Varden of the... the...
The only one?
Alright, so you said that price was...
Let's go with it
That one, that one, quite...
Horrible, that one, sorry
I'm 22 next year.
27 do these things.
I've seen that!
I've seen that!
What did he say?
What did he say?
I've seen it!
It is JLM.
JLM 27 do these things.
I don't know.
What are you doing you fucking...
Oh!
There you go.
Alright!
What the fuck?
That's too fucked up there.
Hey!
Some sort of durable mate, egg and a break.
That's what I was doing, it's a test.
It's a strength test.
What the fuck are these things?
I want to...
Fuck your money! No!
Oh, no!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
No!
Ha ha ha ha!
That's it! That's it boys! That's it!
How old are you? I've just learnt to play, mate.
What?
Jesus! You know what you're doing with your body here?
I'm going to go on five best of each row, if you want to find me, you can do it.
Rock me!
But hey, Jake, that one's really nice.
I don't think I like the worst situation.
No, I've never thought I'd have one like this.
We're going to get a bit of chocolate.
It's just fucking weird.
It is.
Is that the same?
No.
I thought it was.
You fucking wouldn't.
You want me to do it?
No, no, no.
Please don't.
No.
Take me a while to transfer and we'll start.
Cheers.
Right, are we researching then?
And then we'll kick it!
Jazz on!
I know, I know I fucking finished it.
Well, for even, for even.
We're even, we're even.
That's no reason, we're even.
Right, shut up, you fucking muck on the home!
I want to get some firewood!
I want to get some firewood!
You're going to freak to hot one.
Bop-o!
Found it, eh?
Here you go, man.
Well, I am.
What's happening there?
What's going to happen?
You cheated.
I'll work like...
Where's the proof there?
Did he cheat?
You got two volumes that you can lie to me face, but you ain't going to do any favors, or you're going to be honest.
Did he cheat?
Fuck off.
Did he cheat?
He's just lying to me face again.
Fair as shit.
We're done now.
Had him?
Yeah, he should cheat.
Right, I've walked past the prong, I found it.
Hang on. Have you got a recess?
We can split the prongs.
Right, let's split the prongs.
Can you just hold your own camera for a second?
Can you just hold your own camera?
Where does **** he's the ****檸檬, where – by the ****
Where's the bunny?
No, no, no, no.
Somebody smells like...
Shit!
That's not Easter egg.
That's not Easter egg.
That's not one of the eggs.
No!
Fuck it.
But I'll catch it.
No, you won't.
I actually will catch it.
You won't.
I won't.
No one ever did it!
That is what I'm doing.
You're flying.
Jad.
Try and find this bloody bunny chair.
Try and find this bloody bunny chair.
Try and find this bloody bunny chair.
That was unreal for me.
That was unreal.
That's a winner.
Hm? That's a winner?
What winner?
Where is it?
I don't know, you know what?
Because it could increase your pain.
Could it now?
Since I've cut a shit of water, I guarantee it.
I guarantee it.
Do the fuck with that, look at that.
What?
What is it again?
It's a water.
Where is it?
What the fuck are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Are you inviting me?
No, I'm just going to tell you this.
What's happening? Do you know you're coming?
Yeah.
Oh.
I've not just intruded on that.
Come on, catch it!
Hey!
No!
Don't get us evicted.
Fucking put it back.
Are you very good?
Jesus.
What's going on here?
You've made me really sad.
I've made you sad, though.
I can't stop.
I've literally said that I'm literally only excited to eat my little Kinder Bunny.
in the body you fucking smashed into pieces, there's another bunny. And if I find it, you
can have it on.
Yeah.
Happy Easter guys.
Happy Easter.
Happy Easter mate.
Here you go.
Respect, respect, respect.
go fuck himself. Yeah, he's bigger than the club now. I love winning. He's bigger than
the club now. Look at how he's dressed again. He's got one mind in that club. You're cool.
You're better than the club when you're out there. That's where I stand, that's my roots.
If you're not flat then I won't be here. Mate, we're about as true as that. When are you going to give it up?
No one's bigger than that club. No one's bigger than the club.
When you plan the 8th division of Ander 19 football you're gonna get a big support.
And you're gonna follow it like this.
You're gonna follow it like that.
I've always liked to follow the 13s.
Exactly.
I've always liked it.
You said it's a bit like half of that, don't you?
No, but honestly, after this tomorrow, don't worry.
She's got some entire ways.
I feel like I'm witnessing like a player gaffer-tation.
Do you know what I mean?
No, not tension.
No, there's no tension.
So where does Beno, where does he sit currently in the line up, like if he was full fit, he's got his head in the game, where's the last time up?
Yeah, I've been quite consistent this season.
In his diet? Oh really?
I've improved my game since last season, I dunno.
I don't play with fullbacker when I get friends.
Yeah.
It's absolutely not far, I appreciate it.
Oh my god!
BUDDY!
You can have it at the end.
I've been being...
Chas!
Told ya!
You know what?
I told you, I told you to see the leaves, Liz!
I've been being...
Fuck this!
There's two culprits here, right?
And I've met them on the fucking island.
No one knows who did the eggs.
No one knows who did the eggs.
Guess what?
You went looking for them half-time and found one.
I didn't!
I didn't!
Did you not?
What are you fucking doing?
No!
Get your ass out of here!
I'm not going to let you go!
I'm not going to let you go!
I'm not going to let you go!
I'm not going to let you go!
I'm not going to let you go!
I'm not going to let you go!
What are you fucking doing?
Ow!
Get your hands off my body!
You guys don't understand, I'm ten steps away.
Look out, I've got a body as well.
I've got a body as well.
I've got a rat body.
It does. It's got a chocky lift in there.
Why is that?
Yeah, I found it over there.
I'll get it on there.
Why are you throwing things?
Why are you throwing things?
I'll fuck off William Mackenzie and shut up!
William Mackenzie, you...
MOVE! NOW!
William Mackenzie will fall to the other side.
I thought I was gonna do like that.
Oh, I thought that's not gonna move.
I don't know, I don't really know where else we could go to.
To be fair, there's not many looks in the living room.
They have looks in the JD bag.
And then do I like, like a design thing or not, like that?
There's not one in there.
Right.
Get me a tiny goose off.
Come on.
Got your one.
That can't be your one.
It's way too big for you.
That's not...
Dickass!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh my God, what's up?
Come here, come here, come on, come on, come on, what's up, man?
What?
Ah!
What the fuck?
Right, guys, for me, right, I've got an announcement.
What's your announcement? Ah, you've got an announcement.
Because I haven't won that.
Yeah, right.
Well, I think...
I've won it.
Yeah.
I've come to a conclusion.
Let's do our points.
Let's get the baskets.
Go on then.
I'm still counting mine. I'm on 34.
I know.
I've looked in there before.
Right, what are we counting then?
I'm still counting my fingers, by the way.
Yeah, you can't, you've got to call your car.
34, sit with us.
Sorry.
You've got to move on, mate.
Right, I'll go first with my flips.
Yeah, you go first to have your points.
I found mini-egg Easter egg.
Oh, just one minute.
Kinder Easter bunny.
Ben, I'll...
Yeah, one move by now.
Yeah, do you enjoy this target, Mike? I've got none of what kickoff it is.
See you in a bit!
Oh no.
Oh no.
You know what's up?
Oh no.
Do you want me to keep context, or?
No.
We can't leave a little bit behind.
Right, let's take care of your points.
Alright.
Did he eggy strike?
Nice. 20 points.
Kind of Easter bumming.
You're not having the bunny.
What?
Why are you not?
Hey, that's my bunny!
I know.
You're the surprise egg.
That's five points.
That's 25.
Cream egg?
That's two points.
That's 27.
And five other cream eggs.
So that's 10, so you're on 37 points, Jax.
Well done, mate.
Wait a minute.
Wasn't 37 at Nando's, and I found an egg.
I've lost an egg.
Who's robbed one of my fucking eggs?
You're on 37, because I'm on 38.
38.
38 year old. What on Jake? I got a button. 15 for Buttons, a bunny for 50, that's 26.
I haven't seen the bunny. 10, 15. 25. One cream egg. 27. Another cream egg. 29. One
Bisco 31 yeah 33 you had a 2 on there yeah 34 yeah that's just one and then the
fire there guys 36 guys if you feel involved tonight make sure you go over
to the YouTube channel it pinned in the comment section of all of our twitch
Go watch the brand new Strouded in the UK Bobboys edition.
Yeah, good, good.
I hated the video.
Great video, but I hated filming it.
Go on, right.
Ginger next.
Right, you're on 39, Jake.
Okay.
15 for the butter.
Well, it's just gone up 10.
Yeah, why has it gone up 5 here?
It was 10 points for the money.
Oh, it's 15.
It's 15.
No, you did 10.
I didn't.
I did something.
20 for the mini eggs, that's 35 already, 2 reases, that's 37, 2 cream eggs, that's 41,
two cream eggs, that's 45 and two caramel 49. So I win that one.
Ginge wins. Thank you very much I appreciate you all playing. If you've
enjoyed please subscribe to the channel and we'll see you in the next one.
Yeah Jake you want me bunny?
Thank you.
No worries mate.
Oh my god!
What is he eating you dinosaur?
That's actually Ball!
Chewbacca!
Oh my god!
NOOOOOO!
He's even tapped my chewbacca.
No you can have that.
NOOOO!
Now you sound like a fucking idiot.
Try that at the same house.
I actually try it at the same house.
What's my phone doing?
That's the thing with a Samsung sometimes, it's not good technology, you know what it's doing.
There we go.
Anyway, how am I getting told I'm cheating or I'm not cheating?
What the fuck do you mean?
I knew what finish last, I was doing everything.
Nice guys, I was finish, I shouldn't have known that.
How about I not won that?
Because I got the bunny.
The bunny?
Genuinely, I've been scammed.
Why?
Jack, I know, listen, we've all, you know what I mean, we've all, yeah, a lot of load of
shit, I should have won that.
Yeah.
Well, you should have, because you knew where they all were.
So you've obviously tried to play it smart and fucked up.
I didn't know where they all were.
Well, did you not?
No.
You lost him, didn't you?
Yeah.
But, well, it's your role.
It's your role.
It's your role.
You've got to say, oh, look what, isn't it?
What's going to happen with the kitchen?
What's going to happen with the kitchen?
Well, I've made the mess, so I'm going to clean it up, because that's what happens.
Yeah.
Oh, look, lad.
fucking salt your own Nando's is out you can wash your own plates you can wash
your own thoughts put your own cardboard away. Yeah from the Nando's.
When is my United Play show out? When do you night your next play for?
Next Monday. You should get into cards. No I shouldn't. Every time I get into cards I'm just hit with.
Did you ever get your, did you ever get your mature Martinis? Oh my god have you
you got my my madness I'm gonna move force to split that you still all three
have you
what's that in a month I reckon for the entire time now of what was living
here will find a neck like every three months yeah I put it because they're out
date should see Jujube had 12 in his room. At a date when at a date on the 19th of
March by the way. 24th. By the way, Maldilo for bread in his room and 12 eggs that
went out of date on the 19th of March. My next question is to you Jujube, do you believe that?
Yeah, do you believe it? A bit, yeah. It's not true. It's not true. You had a Maldi stinking
life and then he sits there, preaching about things that are actually not true though.
He's like, ahhhhhhh.
Hang on a minute, no.
That means the next thing I'm fucking up.
Hang on, it's me, it's Spongebob.
Ahhhhhhh.
What?
They've got 50 guests that's for women.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What, no?
Chat, sort of, sort of.
Who?
Your chat.
WGJ's chat.
W- W regional,
Who is this guy?
that.. that was Mama
He said�seltz Evolution
that's my famced mobile
no, it's not funny though is it?
it's not funny
it's not funny though
it's fucking disgusting
oh yeah, btw you Rocket League videos now
you..
you joint antaze or only on B5 Turkish wanted
The rocket leader goes out for the wake-up.
Funny that, isn't it?
It was, he finally was.
Someone just run him.
So Freddie, what was that thought you beat them in Rocket League?
Yeah, it's funny how you think we didn't gift after the video.
You didn't?
Oh, no.
Well, guess what?
I was just thinking...
Yeah, guess what? You can suck my dick, mate.
We've been making videos.
That's fucking epic stuff.
Shout out to my life.
Faking videos?
I was faked about fucking four.
What?
Just one go.
No! No!
No! No!
That is magic though.
What is it?
Can we go up please?
Why is it a man?
Just wait.
And then, next week when it's a one out of ten,
you're welcome.
We've been waiting for months.
You've got about an equivalent of 15,000 people watching each thread on the screen.
One moment chat, just going to put this here.
I need to execute it when I want to, Mark.
Right, I've got a way to clean up, Bill.
Do you have a bus coming, George?
Yeah, we should do it.
Excuse me.
Just put on brush.
What's that, Mark?
I'll see yous. Come on.
Yeah, okay.
Where's the toilet for the brush?
They're probably downstairs, I think.
Ooh!
Hello!
Fucking got a bit of cake there, so I'll have it.
Oh my God, my back.
Oh, that's not a good jointing my back.
Oh my God.
Jake, you're not that one back.
I need the first one, Jakey's in the second one.
Chas, you shouldn't have done that.
You alright Chas?
Chas, I'm up for two weeks.
Oh my god.
Chas, get you out Chas.
Oh no!
Why are you still with me?
Chas!
Chas you need to get out of that night
What the fuck?
You need to get out of that Chas
Charles?
Oh, I see him.
Come here.
Charles?
What?
Yeah, alright.
Get it in, get it in.
Charles?
Charles, are you okay?
What's the...
Charles, are you gonna... are you getting out of there, mate?
I don't know.
Charles, go get out, mate.
He's coming out.
I'm falling for it.
Hello?
Yeah, everyone.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry, I'll put it out next week.
What are you putting on that for?
What are you doing with that?
Dude, we're doing it next week, come on.
Oh wait, it's on another.
I added it in me earlier, I don't want it to work anymore, but I said it anyway.
You're just fucking off.
I have to say it, because we're all thinking about it.
Where's it?
I'd like to clarify, I clean the chocolate up when I finish drinking.
Why are you so...
No you've heard, you clean it up now!
Get in there now!
Get me a brush, I don't know.
Er, no, I'm not organising someone else to do it.
You thought you were funny.
Have you put your Starbucks cup up?
Oh, we'll wait a minute then.
Go and get me a brush.
Exactly, that's no sense, does it?
Who needs a piece of chocolate there?
Of course it makes sense.
Right, at the end of the day, do you think you're just fucking...
I knew Nando's is that.
You know Nando's still on the table.
At the end of the day, you've come in, you've made a really funny play.
Thank you. Cheers.
What you did was funny.
Cheers.
But what's not funny is the aftermath.
That ain't funny.
No, it's not. I'm putting it up.
You made a great play with that. It was really funny.
I laughed a lot.
But it ain't funny.
It ain't funny leaving it everywhere.
Agreed.
So, do you know where our brush is?
I don't know why you're asking me.
Look, I live here.
Can I get the brush?
You clean it up.
It's a fucking tip in here, Morgan.
What would Nanny Julie say?
She wouldn't like that.
I didn't like that.
Look at me, small girl.
Look at this.
Put it on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're going to get a bad man for yourself.
I'm going to get a brush.
No, no, no, no.
Shit.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Go and get a brush.
I'm getting a brush.
You're getting a brush.
Get a lot of brush.
I'll shut this on.
I'll shut the door now, you're about as clean as a fucking stuff. Come on, I'm making sure people live in proper working conditions around here, because there's some people that keep pointing their finger.
My score?
You didn't know where that was, did you?
Because you're a fucking scruffy cunt.
No, it's not, it's because I've never put myself in this position to meet a usual cunt.
Come on, what do I need?
No.
Did you go that way? I'll go this way.
Come on, mate.
Fucking annual cunt.
Fucking smashing man-pack doors on his door.
Fucking dirty flat.
Yeah, it's one of them, one of them, isn't it?
Oh, I need you.
Oh, wait, let me clean up mine.
Don't be suspicious to be under any results.
Jay's just looking on to yourself
Jay's just
Not gonna get him a place. That's why you're out
So I thought we were cleaning up after ourselves. Yeah, but you can always help out
I mean you're good
You're gonna
Make it easy don't it? Yeah, but often I've had a lot of people pointing things up in my van thing
You've got Starbucks cut in the living room without empty mouldy since Wednesday.
What?
Just, you know.
You know what, though? I'll get hands on.
The Starbucks can't find the parts that are in.
Yeah, no, we didn't need that. It's that much you can give me that.
Oh
Oh
It's on 46, does he say charging?
No, he doesn't say charging, it's not charging.
Also carrying a 46.
He's not the master of nothing, are he?
No, he's always coming out of play.
Cheers mate, thank you.
How was your walk not before, Chas?
Oh mate, it was actually really fun.
Did he do something with me?
Yeah, actually, you should actually do it.
I like the point now.
Really?
Yeah.
Should we do one together?
No.
Why not?
I don't like your...
Yes, I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, clear that.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Me too, Glock.
Sorry mate.
Didn't even clock.
I didn't.
But you didn't know you were putting me in the middle of the bus, you took my flag, Sid.
Brogan Bow. I see you in his chat, Snitching.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I see you in his chat, Snitching. Right?
That's outrageous, that.
Oh, you set showing up by accident. I don't know where that's your fat two points
Yeah, you fuck
That's revolting bro.
I've got a bad feeling.
That's revolting.
You want to play a bit of football in the door and then get on what?
Erm...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I'm going to miss.
What, no, not the what that bit.
I might get on what though.
I can't, I've got no guns there.
You actually can't get on what though, you need to be verified.
Verified self.
But...
...yeah.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha!
Honestly, I have massively insulted you.
How's that still going? Sorry.
I actually need to sit down.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Sorry, I'm actually...
Oh no, why don't you just sit down?
Sorry, I'm a bit dizzy after what you've just said there.
But because I said you need to be a verified seller.
Yeah, I'm a bit insulted.
I've got one of them on the way, me and him.
There you are.
Oh yeah, you can't still laugh.
Oh, you can't.
Shit, one minute.
Paper.
It's only 800.
No.
That's the next one.
Oh, durable, durable.
I could give you some bits to serve.
Do you know?
But I can with fees.
Check Chasley's pockets.
I can't have any eggs because I'm not missing any.
It was the one from before they fell from the ceiling.
Yeah, I've got that now.
Yeah, they're just waffling now, to be pricks.
The only thing I've got in my pocket is this.
Emergency meeting.
Emergency meeting.
Oh, go on.
Got you already.
You've got you.
I'm not just doing the meeting where everyone is.
Switching jest, come on.
I've switched ingest.
Should we ask that? I don't know if you've heard of the meeting though.
Okay, yeah, I'll ask.
So, I've got a question.
Hold...
Should we let Matt have a question?
Go on, go on, you can ask.
So, I'm downstairs and my chat's going,
Ginger's cheated.
So I'm going, no he's not.
Okay?
No one could find anything in there talking shit here.
This clip isn't good.
to investigate. I've gone into your clips. Now I've not found the finished result of
this clip. You walk in here and you turn to Karen Manchaza. You turn to Karen Manchaza
and you go, where's the fucking water?
Oh, yeah.
And then Chaz goes to speak.
Chaz, keep my contact with me here.
Yeah, Chaz.
Chaz, Chaz, Chaz, Chaz.
Oh no, I know when you're lying, TMC.
TMC.
TMC, you think you're fucking sleep, don't you?
Go on, keep going.
You can't.
Keep going.
Five.
I think he saw you right, but also he's not right.
Oh, you think he's told me about it?
Yeah, I must be true then.
No, so, also.
It was your fate, Jess.
Well, I was going to read in.
Also, on top of that, there's also an accusation
that you've changed the point system to suit you better.
Yeah, no, there was a clear change in point system.
Right, you've got 15, but you still wouldn't want anyone.
There you go.
Did you change the point system, James?
No.
You did.
Well, I didn't change the point system.
You got the point system.
If you're doing your lion face...
You got the point system when you phone.
I can't change that.
You got to recount, we can recount.
I'll recount.
Well, unfortunately, we're already good.
Still a camera, you can't.
All right, I'll tell you what, we'll have five on,
just in case.
Oh, I've still got to the man.
Now, what I'd actually like to know,
and, you know, this clip, you're trying to find it,
I'd actually like you to do that,
because I am very curious where I've cheated,
how I've cheated, and when I've cheated.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think we got that to the scene with the crime scene.
When Junie was there, Junie, just hush.
So, um...
No, no, let me talk.
So, we've come upstairs.
Mia Ben-Arave and the Sly-Combo.
Mia Ben-Arave and the Sly-Combo.
That's where he stands in Whitman.
See, okay.
Junie, do you need it? Yes, stop.
Yeah, I'm gonna scan.
We can...
Yeah, Ginger's having a scare now from his shoulder at this combo, right?
Yeah.
I'm thinking, fucking hell, is he trying to fight?
No.
Am I boring you?
No, it's getting much out.
It's getting much out.
I'm listening, I'm listening.
And then all of a sudden, mid-combo, Ginger goes, ah, got it, runs over, collects the
bunny.
Random.
Random.
But this raised red flag, but then you think,
suck right there in the match.
Right. King of the jungle.
Comet running superstar.
Let me see you some words, Jack.
Let him finish. Let him finish.
I'm just reading the thing up.
I know. I know.
And Jack, you both know it. We will be here if we aren't doing that.
That's not true.
No, probably not.
Yeah, probably not in theory.
Probably not directly.
Yeah, probably right.
No, it's pretty right.
I think, I think...
Oh my god.
CMC's had a part to play.
And also, but they start...
I've got to mention this, Chaz.
They start at the club as well.
Yeah.
It was you taking stuff out of Chaz's basket.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Did you fucking tamper him with my basket, Morgan?
No.
Cos we can all tamper!
Oh, no.
Why, man?
Chazza. Chazza. Come on. I know. I know. I know. Give me a round. Give me a round.
A round. I've decided. Give me a round. I know. I know. Listen. In times like this is that.
I know. No. No. Not this. I know. Look. You've had a competition in your course.
It's not easy. It's not easy to get over it. I know, I know, I know. But sometimes in life, you've got to lose to get better.
And we can say, oh my God, and accuse me of cheating. I'm not, I know, I know. I'm not cheating. I'm not cheating. I know.
I don't mean to cheat, because what does cheating achieve?
Winning all the time. Winning a lot, yeah.
But it comes with huge rests.
And these rests outweigh the winning.
That side is leaning.
Yeah, it's starting to get over.
I know, I know.
What we need to do guys is realise we've had a bit of fun. We've had a good time.
It's part of the book.
Let's just... I don't know.
Let's just crack on.
My fingers are going purple though.
I don't know.
Hell, my fingers are jammed.
I don't know.
I don't know.
My fingers are about far off. They're going purple.
I don't know.
We've got two minutes.
So, what we need to do is realise I've not cheated.
I don't need to cheat.
And we have a comment.
Do we all agree?
I mean, I have a good image of us.
Amen.
Amen.
She's from up.
Okay, breathe, breathe, breathe.
Um, yeah, I don't know, I just feel like we can never have a true competition, you know,
because you'll snide a little cheat, and you'll snide in.
Uh, you cheat.
What, what, what, where did I cheat?
I'll say it, we've got three cheaters in this group.
Uh, Beano never admitted it.
I've never done it. I've never done it. I've never done it. I think we were directly involved in the competition. I think Ellie was in there and he finds two bannies.
Jack, can I just say, yeah, when you watch both boy videos, when you watch these IRLs,
no, I watch these only more.
When you're friends with it, when you do watch these things, who's cheating in these videos?
There's three names and I'm just going to wait and sit and look at my chat and wait to see them.
I can't eat that now.
Taze, Ginge, Taze and Ginge, I don't watch for anything.
Taze, Ginge.
We need you to start, who?
Chaz and Jay. All saying Chaz and Jay. There's genuinely not Chaz and Jay.
Okay, Jay is chatting in one, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, I'd really like you to do this. I'd
actually like you to do so. I'd actually like you to do that. You picked one for your life,
Jay and Jay. I'd genuinely like to see that. I'd actually love to see that.
Also, Chaz, I think you'll want to watch the videos. Also, Chaz, what you need to realise is
my community, our community, have a mind of their own and you don't need to do anything that he says.
Also boys, I think we should take a sack to the garden.
J.K. crying again.
Mr. Bucko, you'll be crying when I scissor kick you nanny in the face, won't you?
Oh wow, he's nabbed away last week, actually.
Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Oh wow, I'm not gonna...
What are you gonna do?
What?
We're gonna do that sort of fucking bunch of busts.
That's horrible.
I'm gonna scissor kick Mr. Bucko's now.
Yeah?
On that other condition.
Mr. Bucko ignoring...
Honestly, Mr. Bucko, I put where an expensive verb.
Funny, is it?
It's funny, isn't it?
Tays, Jins, Chazza.
She knows.
It's funny isn't it, all of a sudden
She
Names mine include
6 1 4
Mac
I- What's wrong?
Did you just do-
Don't shout at me!
Alright I love you now
You're just fucking striking someone
Don't, you have to clean it up.
My tinklin', my tinklin'.
Tink, tink, tink, tink, my tinklin'.
Don't remember the tink, tink, tink bit in there?
Don't remember that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If he's never seen tink, tink, tink, tink in there.
Because he didn't sleep at the campsite there for any cheaters.
None of us did.
Because we all shit, I went back and slept, so...
Do you know what? We need to redo that.
We need to redo the camping.
No, but on stream.
Yeah, I'd rather not.
I'm sick of all this.
Daniel Craig, can you just chill?
Er, yeah, I agree.
We've all got backpacks now.
We need a few batteries.
Your aim's good.
Can you get someone in the eye with that, by the way?
You're going to blind them, so can you just chill?
No one's wearing safety goggles.
I've tried out, he'd get hit in one of the middle of your arm, honestly.
He's now gone downstairs, you like this?
Oh, what the?
Missed.
Oh, we've got a chance.
You can't help this.
At least you get one of these in your knit cap.
Oh, fuck for that.
They're reflexable.
Jakey, you're a fucking cheat, brilliant.
Yeah, fair enough.
God, remember what did we say?
Jin's cheating so much in a smart and bop-boy video.
Oh, in the smart and bop-boy video when I won.
Oh yeah, that was bad, that one.
Say, who cheats the most in bop videos?
You've got to say three names though, who's cheating bop by video.
There you go. You know what, I actually appreciate you actually, I don't know.
No, but in the standard video, who didn't cheat?
Oh, yeah, she's been talking about that.
I didn't cheat?
except it and all name, he cheated.
Oh, go on, I'm gonna say, he cheated.
I think we didn't cheat.
Well, you'll have to watch the videos find out, won't you?
You would need it.
I promise you we didn't cheat.
Go on, Adam, with a 10, bro.
You're now fucking, you don't, thank you, Adam.
You're lucky, Adam.
Also, you cheat on your diet.
Yeah.
He does, Adam, bro.
I don't cheat on my diet.
So I'm gonna start, is it?
You've slashed a couple times, and go on.
Who won the thing?
Me.
It's not about who wins.
No, I can't lie. Don't be a lily. She's correct. She's correct.
She knows it. Yeah. What was it? What was it?
Thanks. What was it?
Nothing in there. Martin. No, no.
Ooh, I did that fucking thing down there as well.
Good job, Ian, the good one.
Well, come on.
Can we have more tea in these, then?
No.
You go on.
I'm going fucking upstairs and doing my job.
You're going fucking upstairs, eh?
What, on stream?
Don't film that.
Don't film that.
I'm going to go back live on Wattlar.
Matt, as well, Chats.
Aren't you?
Matt, what?
Don't fuck up live on Wattlar.
Chats, you're going to go back live on Wattlar.
Is that...
Could you have two?
No, I did it earlier, I wanted to.
I don't eat that. Chad is banging his 30 feet on it. And I've saved you there.
Do you like my neck? Where's the rest of everyone's?
Do you have some of that? I'll take one of that.
What do you think of my new neck?
Chad's got one and take your take.
Chad, do you eat my neck?
Gold's second. What do you mean by that?
I'm not like J-Sorcery the same gig you've got.
Oh, good one.
I jumped high football.
I told you I'm good at football.
I tell you, you can't, bro.
Yeah, you can build it.
I'm going to ask you that.
It's de-swall in my knee a little bit now.
That's it.
I probably shouldn't touch your ball yet though.
Stop going on about your fucking knee.
Check, check.
It's fine.
No one's asked.
Check.
You fucking played your first game of football.
Check, it's been four weeks, but check out the tevres.
basically and you can see who did that ten has there you go so yeah
where was that injury where was it with fire where was that injury where was it
and you can't know no no no where was it where did it happen where did you happen
yeah on a football pitch where what football there was a traffic you just
Just stand out in front of it.
Old Trafford sold out.
That's why.
I'm cute.
Cute. How old is that old?
35,000.
Try 90.
Hell yeah.
Oh, fucking honest.
I never mentioned it in the meeting.
Thank you.
Let's end Rob.
Hold on, let me get in the garden, let me get in the garden.
Yeah, get down on him, Chas.
Let me get in there, hold on.
Come on, God, Rob.
Rob, Rob, Rob.
Chas, come on.
Like a whale in the ocean.
Chas, bit, bit, bit in there.
I'll shut the door, I'll shut the door.
Chas, just follow me.
Shut the fucking door!
Is that a bunny?
There you go.
I thought you were on your chocolate bunny, I thought.
Do you see that they smashed my chocolate bunny?
Where is it?
I'll put it in there.
Is that the bunny I replaced?
Yeah, I've had a knee one. I've had a knee in it.
I've had a knee in it.
Shit, really.
Oh wait boys, are you and me and Aaron filming something?
Are you boys free for like literally like 50 minutes at the house or something like that next week?
What do you think?
What's the appearance like?
It's alright. I'll deal with that.
You've got to do it like that.
Cheers Aaron.
I've known you all go and rate about how much in the sheet will be?
15, 20, mate, say it.
50 bucks.
Not true, that's a lot of lago.
More than that.
Is it more than that?
80 bucks.
JG should be the one with me like that, but I know.
Who's that?
She's had a kick in the ball at the window.
She's played to the ballies?
Yeah, got meetings to do.
What meeting today? Can we have a meeting?
I'm sorry.
What's that about?
Well, bro, that's how I meet you.
What?
What?
What's meeting?
What are we having?
What's the difference?
What's the difference?
It's about the stage channel I like.
What's that?
It's about...
Is each one a smash game?
No, it's a YouTube idea.
Nice.
It's a stage channel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll be more sorry.
I won't be.
The fucking Arizona channel, will it?
No, but you're in a group called Bob's and I thought maybe you do something cool there.
What?
What's that?
Yeah, but like
What are you to think of?
Jake you saw your error man. That's fucking good
Jay father for a one I'm father ten. I think
To what I think my videos for me very very good. What is that for the football?
No football, football.
Football? How could...
So it happened with football?
About two videos here, that's football Jim.
No, that's got to be wrong. That's where it has to be football.
How could yours be before football?
Yeah, I am working.
But she watches this and then
it needs to be quickly, she needs to get back to football.
That's where I started it.
Well, I'll respond then to that.
I started it Tuesday.
No, it was Saturday early.
That makes absolutely zero sense.
Stop kicking the fucking ball, the window you find in the horrible fucking old gun.
Well, this is not nibble.
Stop kicking the fucking ball, the window you dimps.
Fucking better!
It's fucking both of you!
Yeah, prove it!
Prove it, prove it.
How about you shut the fuck up and just go out to the fucking con?
Ginger, there's fucking none of them.
It's fucking butchering me words.
Say it, say it, it's fucking one of yous.
Say it, it's fucking one of yous.
Well, it's fucking one of yous!
Shut up you fucking ogre, you're like Shrek when he turns human, you donkey fucking ugly cunt.
Like a terry chocolate orange, yeah?
The wrapper.
The wrapper?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When you got like M&M, if you was a fucking big fat ogre cunt.
That's what it was.
Yeah, that's what it was.
That's what you look like a fucking dirty bite that was fucking over-sized.
I'm not a dirty ogre.
I'm not a fucking big dick.
Come on over here.
You know what, you come out of a big fat swag.
Oh wait, you're doing fuck off!
Well guess what, with my dad not fucking bald at Pino, what the fuck?
I'd rather him be invisible than look like that fucking state of it.
But the film was out before me, dad, with Barton as I worked his shit.
It's full hindsight!
You've been caught offside, haven't you?
What's the hands of the Englanders doing now?
I think I'm going to shut the window, to be honest.
Can you ever see me from there, you big blind fuck-up?
Yes, you're a fucking fuck!
You're one of the closest ones!
Yes, I know!
You look like a footballer!
Yes, you shut the window.
You're a fucking swinging round fuck!
You're thinking you're fucking orange milk bag!
Milk bag!
Milk bag!
Orange milk bag!
You look like a lump post that got 50,000 Ys in the big fucking Y pump!
One of the green ones that BT connected!
Calm Nick Cromson, calm Nick Cromson!
What the fuck?!
Calm Nick Cromson!
Did ya? Yeah!
Why don't you fuck up at America you Nick Cromson looking free?
How about you fuck up at the channel and chocolate fat drink your ultra-sweet fucking chocolate
drinking fat and in cunt?
Forget the chocolate, they're gonna barbeque yourself.
Chocolate bar-barbeque?
Yeah, that's a Harry Potter reference.
Is it?
What a surprise, I bet your favourite scene in Harry Potter when on the train eating the
The three's your fat cunt.
Yeah, I got a lot of fucking faces on that.
Harry Potter is just fucking ex-money on us when they just
have to hit four when he wants to fuck the fuck up.
And you mean Harry Potter?
You're the fucking big, old, goblin in the buffering,
Hermione Heistong, you big fucking lada.
Yeah, guess what, mate?
Do you want to call us some of us?
How long's this going to go on for?
Exactly.
Yeah, I like Castor.
What do you look like, Eddie Stullbark?
Trunks don't give you design yourself to look like one.
Yeah, did you know that?
I'm the fuck.
Do you think it's pretty cool some of us?
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's not.
It's tiny, you know what I mean?
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
It's your mum called Tiger Roll because she gets rid of another fucking Grand National Horse, the Slug.
It's your mum called the Blue Black.
Just get fucked.
Get the black fucking out of here, don't allow it.
Oh, good.
I don't get it.
I don't get that one.
That generally makes no fucking sense at all.
What weird thing to say?
Right, you're gonna have your meeting then.
I haven't got a message about that.
I can't be right.
No.
Fuck me.
No, I think it is right.
Yeah.
Oh
Am I?
Oh about your video?
Yeah, camera right. Oh you're about to turn it off.
What? Yeah, mine's good, so
Oh, no I don't know
Right
Two minutes
Anyone want a green bag?
No, I'm calling you
Got a green bag?
Don't want one
Got a green bag?
I'm here for a while.
I should move on from there a couple of times.
Did you get it?
I did.
You didn't have it?
Fertilised it.
He's taken them and getting better, yeah.
You didn't have it.
Get it.
I thought I'd do it a bit.
Right.
Got me a couple of them.
It started and went into a cartwheel.
Come on, chap!
I'll ask you to walk in for a 10-50 take-off, please, now.
Hold on.
There we go. Perfect. Lightning McQueen can go there for now. Spongebob can only control
Where do we put a spoon pop there?
Put him up there.
Put me...
That was more like quagmire.
Or Peter Riffin.
Let's play a game.
What makes you happy?
What makes you happy?
Chas, call me to speak.
One.
Right, I'm getting monetised, thanks for still grinding the fuming. Couldn't tell you not fucking got that on.
Honestly.
Now you're right, days are more good, thanks.
Bang that on charge.
Right.
What time do we have?
It is half seven.
Chazza.
You.
The camera.
The backpack can chill out for a bit.
You gonna prende?
Perfect, that switch to the cameras.
That switch to...
Bonjour. Hello.
Yeah, might be.
What have you got for the two men?
Pro clubs.
So you've got a list, put me one, here you go.
I've got one of my club's for drinks.
You what?
He's going drinking with his mates for his birthday.
Unfortunately that means nothing to me because it's not been booked off.
However you're probably alright.
So what I'll do is I'll let you off this once.
but actually just like a different sort of camera I'd like to just stand in the
corner of the room yeah just for the next hour and just really keep flicking
back and forth just so I can get my money's worth. Yeah I appreciate that, I'm giving my money's worth.
Yeah, yeah alright, yeah I can do that. Thank you.
If he's not booked it off Jack, he's nothing to me.
Yeah, but...
I'm going to do this...
Too much of this, way too much.
I'm going to do this for pro clubs as well.
Yep, just for...
Yeah, when I score, Switch can celebrate.
Exactly, there we go.
Yeah, alright, yeah.
Sure, yeah, okay.
Did you say it?
What? Just there?
Yeah, I'm...
That's actually going to be Switch's part.
That's actually going to be Switch's part.
Yep.
Just score the goal. Perfect. And then we run back. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. There we go. A Kin. Oh my god. Just score another amazing goal.
Hit the big man, go back in, switch, and here we go again.
Take your fucking shoes off, honestly, fucking joke, be free to go.
show yeah if I need you I'll just call you back mate yeah yeah perfect you all
right with that Chas yeah you happy mate Joe one very few if you're up here I'm
happy Chas. I'm not happy. I might as well stay there. If you're at a bar. Use my name
in the post-credits scene. Don't FaceTime me, don't send me snaps of it or anything.
Just fucking, you use my name however you want. Within only good terms please. Don't be accusing
me of doing anything. I don't know if I like this shit. Is it snowing in Manchester tonight
Chas? It fucking will not be. It will not be.
Go on Abbey, throw in a five months' love, thank you very much Abbey.
Ginger makes me wet under bits, looking sexy, they say ginger's in a freakiest.
You know.
I'm a dirty butt.
Not ginger.
I was just saying I'm a dirty bitch, I thought fuck it, I'll leave it.
I'm not ginger.
I'm not ginger.
So, let's say jazz, right?
Yeah.
You see a girl?
Yeah.
How are you gonna throw me in there?
Right, you ready?
what are you doing? who are you? let's play. what was that? let's play charades. don't
What pen?
Back off.
She's yours, is she?
She's mine.
Don't fuck you.
Me.
Oh, you had a few too many.
Don't worry about it, you just did what I did mate.
You had a few too many tonight.
No, no, no, I've not.
No, I've not.
No, I've not.
I'm actually hot.
Yeah, you fuck you.
I don't even drink.
I don't even drink.
I don't even drink.
I don't even drink.
I don't even drink.
I don't even drink.
I don't even drink.
Don't even drink.
What's up?
Oh, that's me.
Oh, I have four pens sorted.
You're out of shit, you arse you.
Never done that before!
You can hear him now!
Really cool!
Are you staying any time?
Nah, I can't, I'll wait until tomorrow.
Nine o'clock, two o'clock.
Is that a drill?
Yeah.
Can you put them in there?
Well, you're next staying, aren't you?
I don't.
Why can't you hear me, sir?
It's your phone in your pocket, you dick.
Yeah, I mean I did have pens and then I've just got a wall so I'm not sure he's talking.
So you don't have any?
Teaser looking back at you today?
Do you know what is low track? My hair is looking like long, I know it's not long long but like compared to what it was.
It's getting quite long now so I can't really do anything about it.
So it's just getting out of hand and hanging on.
So I feel like it's going to be like a month's process if it being absolutely fucked.
Why you never live don't piss me off. I don't own you in 10 hours this morning.
Because then I look up, you see last month, I've been in New York, oh last month.
Then I'm, um, I'm having a meeting and I'm gonna be alive so chill.
I'm having a meeting as well so I'll let you know how it goes, yeah, make you mute it.
Thank you one of the people.
Ah!
So how's your shit world?
Right!
Erm...
What are you going to do here?
Oh, hello, I'm going to minute.
Hmm...
Jason Amato's message man,
when he messages me the day before a game,
that's never a good sign.
Never mind, he's there, we're sweet, thank you for that, we're all good, erm, right,
yes Chas, just put my battery back on please mate, put it back on charge, battery on charge,
No, we should be back by now.
There we go.
Voice okay?
Perfect.
go back. Good stuff. Good shit. Is that that that actually isn't the Wi-Fi that is actually
IRL toolkit as weird as that is. Right, right, Jack, we're going to have a little meeting
a little Q&A, all right on stream. So if you've got anything you want to discuss, it could
be both boys, it could be my individual content, it could be streams, it could be anything.
give a question, I'll drag you in, join the Angry Jinz Discord, okay, and then we can
go from there.
I am going to blow my candle off because it is getting hot in here.
What's the discord, that's the reason why discord. TV, Chivaritao, mate, thank you very
much for that. Discord links expired, hang on a minute.
Erm...
Whistling
Invited server, copy link
Oh it hasn't
Okay sweet
Oh the tip of the 28 mate, thank you very much brother, go on the boy
Thank you man
There you go, cheers man, thank you
Do I know any good unis in Manchester?
Yeah, you've got man met
You've got a Salford unit
And you've got...
So there's one more like I don't know what it's called
Once clubs after the Q&A mate
Q&A will go on for a little bit
But I just want to know what your guys' thoughts are on everything.
Ooh, he nipped downstairs.
The left-hand side of the cinema room is me swiftly putt.
Yes.
I see the pen in there.
Fuck, I need a pen.
Let me check your bedroom.
What the fuck?
Yeah, where are you?
Oh, that's fine.
You got it all?
Yeah.
Hold up.
Oh, and from front of the door.
There's a right to the right.
Right in the green box.
Correct.
Where are you at?
There you go.
Yeah.
Oh.
Bring it on, please.
Thank you.
I got a pair, I got a pair, I got a pair, you know where the fuck am I with a pen, you know who's robbing me pens, bro?
Oh, well man, it's Starsham, shit, I'm not asked. I'm not asked, don't rob bro's pens.
You don't rob man's pens, bro.
Weird as fuck, bro.
Shagged Mary Kilt, no, no, no, we're not going stupid questions. I'll just remove people.
Can you do both gaming GTA races? It's funny you say that.
Olly, 228 mate, TV Mathitivity, what the fuck, is there a pen in there?
Oh, good.
Oh.
Cheers, mate.
Perfect.
Right.
Freddie Winton.
Right.
That's on charge.
That's good.
Right.
Here we go.
I've got a moment.
So, basically the aim for this is for you guys to give me some more ideas
For anything you like, you can be a...
If you're gonna say something you don't like, feel free
Don't just be a fucking cunt and go, this is shit
Say you reasons for it, etc. I don't really mind
Constructive criticism is more than welcome, I honestly do not mind
Let's go to...
Okay, let's go
community Q&A. The things you want to see, things you don't like, stuff like that.
Where's the manager career? See, this is great questions, mate. Great fucking questions.
Me and James Headmodd, Dmodded. Me and James Headmodd, it's really Dmodded.
Ooh, what's the reason for that toast?
Interesting.
Right, let me drag my first person in, hang on,
let me get ready.
Okay, let me get me locked rooms.
Cheers, mate.
Jump to present, there we go.
Right, chat.
Perfect.
Chaz that's been a fucking pleasure mate, have a good night.
I want to play a usual fight chat.
Remind me, message me later to remind me.
Yeah, we'll do.
Nice.
A little bit.
Say a bit, mate.
Right, okay, should be able to hear people.
Now then, let's go there.
Right, let's see if this works.
We'll go with the real James.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello there.
You okay James? Yeah, I'm not too bad about you. Very good. Thank you mate.
What is your question?
So, when you're playing in uh, SoccerAid, do you feel the pressure or is the pressure uh,
you would you say? Um, I would say don't really feel pressure because it's more the fact of
I don't really have any pressure on me because everyone knows I'm not
a professional, but I feel as though that the pressure is put on me self just because I've had good games. So I kind of need to entertain.
If you know what I mean. Well, that's my question. I hope you have a brilliant evening. You too, mate. Thank you very much, James.
Thank you very much. You know and that is the real James as well. That's a nice question. I like that. Really nice question
Okay, there's one the boss man
Hello, yes me okay. Hello, how are you James? Really good. Thank you mate. How are you? Oh?
I'm not so bad
And I'll connect me today. What's your question mate?
Well, my question is have you ever watched the TV show the Sopranos and what did you think of it?
What's really awkward? I've never watched it
No
Well, what what what is your favorite TV show favorite TV series ever?
I'd go
Probably the walking dead
Fair enough
Is everything all right? Well, thank you. No worries, man. Have a good one all the office actually or shameless
Cheers, mate. Yeah
It's all right people I'm going to say it's fine
Lad got a 10 a from me and it went missing downstairs. What the fuck are you on about?
The walking Denny's unbelievable
Right, let's go hang on
Liam, let's see if he's got an
interesting question here.
Move to stream it. Hello, Liam.
Oh, it's Lewis. Never mind.
You're at Lewis.
He's left. That's cold. Nice
chair for that. Sydney. Hello,
Sydney.
Hello. Hello there. You okay? Yeah. How can I help you love? I have a question. Perfect.
Perfect place to ask it. What's your question? What's a Bob video? You've had an idea but
never did. So we had an idea. This was after the, I went on the podcast with a Sideman.
And
We I wanted to take Simon's
Advice and we were all good. We were all gonna go to Amsterdam
Stream different POVs and then make it all into one video
But the boys are some of the boys are again streaming and putting it into a video. So that's why I never went ahead
Very nice, no worries is that video you'd like to see? Yeah, okay. I will I'll do my best
I got gifted. Sorry mate. But thank you very much, bro. I appreciate that window. Thank you very much, mate
Thank you very very much, man. I was scoff saying a
Move to streaming you guys go off
Hello, hello mate. Yes, mate, okay
Yes, I'm very very good. Good mate. I'm how can I help you today? Yes, I'm going deep with it
I'm going very deep. Okay
How do you deal with the mental health problems? Like a big person like you, a big personality?
Have a lot of eyes, a lot of opinion. So I just want to know how you deal with that.
Is there anything specific you want me to talk about or just in general?
In general, how you deal with it?
Well, to be honest, I would say I'm quite fortunate of, I would say at this minute in time in my life, I am very mentally stable.
I don't really have many problems that cause me a lot of issues at the minute.
But things that have happened that obviously have affected me.
I would say more than anything I think the hardest and easiest thing to do for example if it's
Could be comments online could be someone making some hope it could be dealing with something someone else has said
It's easier said than done
But it also is the easiest thing to do for example the comments if if people are going for you
You don't look at them as hard as that is
But it's also very easy, but I was also say for me it would be
opening up, speaking to people, for example,
if you were to check on your friends and family
and the question is, it could be a simple question
of are you okay?
The majority of people will probably just go,
yeah, yeah, I'm fine, because they almost feel
like they don't want to effectively go on
about everything that they're suffering with.
But to be honest, when someone asks you if you're okay,
just be actually honest and take that maybe five, 10 minutes
of just having a chat and actually speaking
about what is affecting you.
Yeah, I didn't ask for a book, but okay.
Far enough, cheers mate.
But I also have one question more.
Yeah, go on.
How the fuck do I turn these fucking beep sounds on
out of this code?
I can't, my ears is fucking collapsing.
Probably if you go into your settings,
there probably will be like notifications,
you could probably mute them.
I can't see fucking shit.
Where are you from Scalf?
I'm from Denmark.
Right.
Have you got a console?
Yeah, I have.
What console?
I actually have a question. This is a very big question.
My name is in pro club is
Calories Koolabali.
Your name in what?
Sorry?
In pro clubs I thought that was...
In pro clubs is what? Calories Koolabali?
Yeah, Calories
I don't know if you can hear it on me, but I'm a quite a big guy, so...
I honestly wouldn't have guessed, mate. I would not have guessed.
Right, are you looking to play BroClubs?
Yeah, but that's the question. My console is actually getting repaired right now.
So you don't have a console at the minute?
No, but I would love to buy one on PC if we can get a transfer fee over the line.
Right, okay. I've wrote your name down, mate.
And then when we come to the community pro clubs, I'll keep it in I'll keep it up there
No, no problem mate jazz but everybody in the tip who's fucking writing D B. I shut the fuck up
Just cheers go. Thanks mate. I didn't ask for a book. Oh
fuck you
Right, you can't ask me a question like that and then say that for a book, I was.
Move to streaming.
Hello?
Oh, you're at Harrison.
Hello there, Mr. Ginge.
You okay, mate?
I am really, um, what is everyone's every fucks sake?
A chat, I was just coming to say W chat and James can I ask you a question?
Yep.
He's left, what a waste of time.
Ah, move to streaming, there you go.
Hello, you okay, Mazeit?
Oh, sorry, let me make my TV.
No, it's alright.
No, it's okay.
Nothing.
Play.
Can you hear me?
Finders?
Perfect and what's your question?
So you did a stream of xymalloc before?
Yeah
Would you ever do with one with him again and you've played soccer I believe would you ever do one with him?
Yeah, I feel as though the when me and zane did the stream
I feel as though the game probably should have been a lot better because the game was absolutely ass and
Rather than actually doing it in a studio do it in for example the room I stream in because it's so much easier
And yeah, I'd love to do a stream of them. I don't I don't mind. I was a was really nice Louie was really nice
I can't really speak any more highly of them both
No worries no worries have a good one
Move to streaming there you go. Hello there. Okay, scanning
Hi, okay, mate. Yeah, not too bad. Yeah
Yeah, I've got a quick question. If you could have, you know, with three celebrities that are alive or would they be on live?
Celebrities. Um, I'd go.
Yeah, no, I'd go.
I'd go Michael Jackson.
I'd go
Christiano Ronaldo and Adele.
He said dead or alive.
He said celebrities, although Adolf isn't a celebrity, is he?
Jesus Christ.
Is that okay with you, Scanney, mate?
Stick is the only reason for them.
I'd love to meet her in here and just speak about her life.
I would say Ronaldo because it's Cristiano Ronaldo.
And I'd probably say, who is my other one?
Oh, MJ, just to find out what happened.
Who would you ask, Annie?
Hello?
Are you lost?
Well, okay
Interesting Owen see what you've got
Hello there Owen you okay?
I'm gone. Owen. Hello there. Owen, are you okay?
Get a sec. No worries, mate.
Right, Ginge. Very good. Thank you, mate. How are you?
Wait. How do I get on speaker?
There should probably be a little speaker button at the bottom that you found.
Give me a sec. Oh no, my chance ain't top right maybe. Can't see y'all. It's alright,
well you can just keep it next to your ear mate, as long as you can hear me. Yep. What's
your question mate.
Don't quit your day job.
Yeah, I think you should do a barber.
Would you ever do that?
I would do that, but I think the only thing there is
we've done it for both
and I also believe we I'd probably have to pay people to to get in the chair because no one's going to want a free
a shit trim for nothing Jeremy. Yeah what's your plans for doing quit your day job?
So it's going to be a series thing six episodes at a time released once a week when they're
all filmed and so the first one was like a bit of a trial to see if people liked it
what jobs it likes what didn't like etc what kind of boom what didn't so that was good
to find out I feel as though the the the overall grind is to get try loads of jobs every single
one other ones I can do some some normal like for example in the next series I'm
probably gonna try and do bricklaying construction in that sort of area but
then also maybe do like horse riding being one being like a jockey is one so
mix it up so it's not all the same and then yes just basically create some good
content thank you very much no worries thank you very much mate have a nice
you too. So that is actually what I actually want. Them sort of questions like ideas of
what you want to see, what you do, things that I've done that you liked, things that
I did that you didn't like, questions, for example, when's Bovster's League are coming
back, et cetera, et cetera. Do you understand what I mean? Like stuff that can help, what
you guys, stuff that helps, what you watch, helps me with ideas if you sort of have not
thought of or whatever, anything you can come up with. Yes, Mel and you okay mate?
Hello, okay, is you all right? Yeah, I'm good, thanks mate, you?
Yeah, not bad, not bad. What's your question mate?
I'm from Pompey and I was wondering if you've ever been down the South Coast, what do you
think of it? Pompey? Where's that down South I assume?
Portsmouth. Oh, I have been to Portsmouth for the Maldives
I've never been. What do I reckon? If I'm honest, from the bits I saw, it was a bit of shit.
Is it shit or have I just saw a bad part?
We need to have some fucking words brought me in here.
I was a joke and I too really enjoyed it there, it's good.
I ain't all that.
Yeah, I just said that and you threatened me.
Yeah, but you were getting married, Bob, so if you want to have problems, you can have some problems.
No problems there man mate, sorry if I've overstepped them out there.
No that's all good mate, that's all good. I'll let you off this once on.
Oh thank you, no I appreciate that a lot, thank you very much mate.
No no problem. But another thing mate, honestly you're a top geyser and all the boff boys are absolutely heroes.
Thank you, I appreciate that a lot mate, thank you very much.
No worries bruv, have a good stream.
Cheers mate, you too.
See you later mate, bye bye, you too.
You're right, Brianna.
Hi, you're right.
Very good, thank you, you.
Yeah, all right, thank you.
Perfect, what's your question?
Um, why are you asking me?
Why are you asking me?
Why are you asking me?
Why are you asking me?
Why are you asking me?
Why did you want to start a group with the boys and why them?
Well, I wanted to start it because the original plan was to get a streaming house straight away
because there was no one else doing it at the time.
And I feel as though everyone in the group, Chazza was there for me and was the first ever raid from the start
and we get on really well.
Beano was also there for me from the start and we also get on really well
Taze knew from GNT
Got on fine, and we bounced off each of it really well, and then JQ is obviously fairly new on the scene
But sorry potential and
There is he was actually fantastic. He is and is a born entertainer would argue
Yeah, yeah. No worries. Thank you very much. Have a good one. Yeah. Have a good day. Bye
bye. Who's been I'll never seen him. Brilliant. What the fucking hell? Oh, yes, Nani Basha.
I'm not too bad. I'm not too bad, I've actually got a question for you. That is fucking perfect
timing because I'm doing a Q&A now. Come on, mate. Left again. He's fucking, if he's
getting problem, please stop. Kealan, you okay, mate?
I am it all right. Yeah, I'm good. Thanks mate you. Yeah, not too bad. Thank you
I'll go now. Yeah. Yeah, okay is you mentioned a few years ago
That you wanted to do some sort of youtuber and practical jokers. Is that still on the cards and who would you do it with I?
Would say it's definitely still on the cards
The thing that we've always struggled with this with is
the admin and production side of things, however, it is still on the cards and we are looking for ways to do it.
But it probably the name of it would have to change because it probably can't do a practical joke as a considerate.
It'll be copyrighted to fuck.
Right, yeah, no, I get that. Also, before I go, can you just tell Harrison that I think the toolkit is fucking up his voice as well, please?
Could you in there and very, very squeaky?
Yeah, Harrison and we think the tour kits fucking your voice up as well, mate
Right. Thank you very much. No nice. Nice. Well, cheers guys. I love you. I love you. Love you
Cheers guys it right let's go
Next one you're Kaleesha
That's all good you okay? Yeah I have two ideas for videos. Yeah go on. One of them is 24-hour letting the chat control the bulb blue so it needs to be like a 24-hour stream and then the other one is reacting to hate comments. I bet you've got a lot of them.
Um, I do I can imagine I can find some those need to on Twitter and search some to do darts
reacting to
Comments right, okay, perfect. I've wrote both for them down after the three for our chat control life would be very good
See, I'm sure I'm sure we'll be able to do that
That's great. Thank you. No worries. Thank you
Nice perfect. We're getting somewhere we're getting somewhere right next one
Hello there, one million mason on Twitch.
Fuck, free promo that bastard.
What's good, James? How you doing? I'm good, mate, you?
I'm doing good, you know. I actually just went to the server, I just had a follow-in
you.
Uh, real quick question for you. Yeah, go for it, mate.
Uh, do you have a filter on your streamers or are those really that big?
Well, if I didn't have a filter, you'd have to take your glasses off, wouldn't you? You
specky twat.
Okay, okay, okay chill out. Thank you. We so this is ideas for your streams, right? Yeah
Why don't we collab?
It's not really an idea that is it
Okay, true
Wait, why is the chat laughing? Okay last idea for real hear me out
What would it you did you actually follow today? Oh?
I actually just followed you. I'm into account. That's why all right. I think I followed you for like three years
my other account but yeah okay thank you man of course listen last idea side men are six siege
four v four three v three either one you know like a custom game that'd be fun to watch
so what when you say that you don't you I think you've got the wrong group mate or do you mean
the both boys versus the side men yeah like that exactly I mean yep perfect okay siege is that a
a good idea right? Yeah no worries I will ask mate and see what happens that's definitely doable.
That's perfect have a blessed day okay James, God bless. You too man thank you very much you too.
Nice guy. Alright get Connor in. Hello there Connor you okay?
Ryan if you just keep atting me and putting get Ryan in I don't know how it works mate.
Oh, Ryan's left. Nice gold. Let's have a look for Ryan. A B C D E F G H I J K. There's
a couple of Ryan's mate. Move to streaming. Hello there, Ryan. You okay?
Hello. Hello there. You okay?
Good thank you. How are you?
Very good thank you mate. What's your idea or question?
A question that everyone wants to know. Where is the gingiphone?
The gingiphone got obviously delayed because of the jungle but then when we got back
the schedule was fucked as fuck so I couldn't fit it anywhere.
However, the gingiphone as we speak is being planned, it's being organised
and you're probably going to be looking...
I would say, I kind of want to do it, not in the middle of a week when people have got
college school work, etc. So I'm probably going to do it in summer or it will be in
a like a half term sort of thing, but it will, it will happen this year, do not worry.
Like you said last year, yeah.
Cheers.
Thank you very much, Ryan.
Yeah. Yeah, mate. See you later.
So about that, he's got to be off. He did to be there.
You're fucking right, aren't you?
Move to, there you go. Hello, Peacock.
are you ok?
What are you wearing mate?
Go on, rush to the chair mate.
Hello, I'm Nieling.
Hi mate, are you ok?
Yeah, I'm ok bro.
I was just wondering what those shirts are in your back down.
The white one.
Oh, excuse me, this is a soccer age shirt mate.
Oh, is that the one you got hurt by Tevez?
Yeah, that is the one mate, did you see it?
Oh yes.
Have you I was wondering if you could give me a sub on on on on twitch?
Yeah, cuz I can watch you. What's your twitch name?
post make that
Who?
Toast make that toast maker. No worries, mate. I get over to you right now
Toast maker 23 23 perfect. No worries. Is that everything mate? Oh
Yes, just mods. Can we ban him? Thank you?
You're getting kicked straight away. Hello there, you okay, R&R? Go on, Ben. Do you have
a gift to make? The fuck he's got one as well, bastard. He's fucking got one. Hello there.
with H. Okay, you have to jump back in later, mate. Let's go. Mr Ellis, move to stream.
Oh, that's all I could move to the wrong one. Hello there, Mr Ellis. You okay?
Hello, hello, hello, Morgan. You okay, mate? Very good. Thank you, mate. You? Yeah, not
too bad. Cheers. I've got two, if you don't mind. Go for it, mate. So when you started
streaming like making contents was there a point where you were like shit I'm
actually gonna have to focus on this as a job now instead of like you know like
branching out to other areas. No I'd say one thing I'm quite good at is taking
things in my stride so like because it was a hobby and I also wanted to do it
it weren't like a kind of oh shit I'm gonna have to focus it because I was
already already focusing it so I would I would I would argue if anything I just
kind of got more excited and then just grinding more yeah okay the other one
is like we've been like streaming you know you're making content on YouTube
when baller league looking at the list goes on but do you ever get worried
about like burnout and being like shit like I'm not enjoying this anymore like
I need to take a bit of a break I would say I would say a like that is some of
people say to me all the time, do you not get burnt out or whatever?
I would argue pretty much because of where I came from and my beginnings.
I don't think I ever would get burnt out.
Like the last two months, I have been the closest to being burnt out.
But then that's why the other night I came on stream and I just said, look,
I'm just going to say no to everything and then just focus back down to streaming.
And then that's why now I can breathe a bit more and making sure I've got
time in my calendar to go and do certain things and stream as much as I can because in reality
of things when I when I say yes to all these stuff for example or the brand does and stuff
like that's that's great but in reality the only thing that matters the most to me is
is streaming and that's the one thing I always prioritize.
Lovely.
Well that's what we love you for mate.
I appreciate your time.
No thank you very much mate.
Have a good one.
You too.
Right.
Oh hello there.
Right. Oh, hello there!
How are you, my little expert at football?
You alright?
What did you say? You're a football expert?
Expert? No, knowledgeable, yes.
In the grass roots game?
Yes.
We need to put a net up.
Right.
And I've been told you do this a lot.
I would argue this year.
Can you help me?
Yeah. Do you need me right now?
right now. It's the last bit, shouldn't it so long?
Is there a camera outside? Who's in jest? Who's in jest?
12 in jest or is it? She's on a bed.
So like put just resting it over. Perfect, that's right.
Thank you so much. Right, chat, chat, give me two minutes.
Well, you're going to see me anyway. I'm bucking a little bit.
Whilst I'm going to think of some questions and ideas that you want to see from us or me,
Okay? I'm back! Very very...
Fuck it, where does that take?
This is where I actually need to take that.
It's shit in it
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Yeah, it can't be tight and censored, child. It's like...
It's shit in it
I'm out here with one guy in the both house trying to fucking put this there
up and I don't these birds are chewing it
it's shitting it
Chas!
He's coming
I'm just singing shitting it
Do you remember that one?
Yes, James!
Yes, Ben, are you all right, mate?
Can I just get that phone?
I'm just trying to open
Are you all right, mate?
You alright mate?
Are you taking a fit?
I mean I was, yeah.
Yeah, I am.
Right, so that is...
Hold it there, stretch it out for me.
So this has got to go in the middle of her goal.
This needs taken up.
This is your...
This here, with the thicker wire here, is your corner.
You put that around the corner.
I'll charge it though, I'll take that out.
Cheers.
then the other side this watch out that's the middle of the gala that's the
middle the net world sports piece not the middle and the instructions it says
it's the middle it's not the middle this that there thick wire and that wire
that's your side name instructions of large
Where's that? Where's your pegs?
I've got loaves. I've got a lot of them.
That makes sense.
Ah.
I'll find that one.
Easy as the fucking go.
They might have gone in there, or?
I don't think they might have.
Did they come with a net?
Yes.
I don't think they might have.
Let's go and see.
Oh that's quite steep isn't it, perhaps under there.
Oh!
A little clip.
That ain't, you need to clip all these on.
You what?
The hole there is not aligned properly.
It's not clipped in.
What do you mean you can't clipped in?
You don't need to come here.
I can do that.
Oh, thank you mate. We've been having a fucking night there doing this.
Sorry mate.
It'd be a shit grassroots gaffer if I didn't have to put a fucking nut up, would I?
That's true. That is true.
Looks good though. This would have gone off in the garden, you know.
It's sick there.
I think it would be better on the drive.
Think?
No, honestly not.
That's why he's being specific about the cars that will go off in the garden.
They're going to go off in the kitchen, is it?
What the f...
It needs to be a prick.
What a nice moment that is.
It's always nice how I make coming speed the process.
We had it, we had it already, but I don't want to put the easy side over there that over it. Yeah
It's secure the next day's tight. Yeah
Good comes you also need them on the side as well
So
10-4
Comprender
No mate, thank you very much
My fucking pleasure
No worries
You're the best
Right, better last bit of cleaning mate and we're good to go
Charles
Can you get 20 fucking
Here
Thank you
Do it now
I like doing that but I will do it when it looks love
It's a bit of a hard one
It hasn't. It hasn't. It has. With two days in.
Ah, can't lie. That looks fucking sick. It's actually active, isn't it?
Yeah, it's actually going to go off herbs. Wembley and the garden's going to go off
chat. Oh, Wembley Pairs. I think the goal is a bit
too big for Wembley though. No, you could do Wembley Pairs in here.
The score for easily ghostly, big.
Thank you, big.
Thank you, you and me, versus Nathan Beard.
It's a shame we've lost Sunlight, really.
Yeah, I've been in the past three years.
Yeah.
Time being, I mean, never game first.
That's bad for that.
Bad over.
Yeah.
What?
Bad.
Yeah, don't clamp it down, so we need to move it back, do we?
Right, lift the peg up.
That's going to put it as far back as you can.
So you've got more space.
Yeah, that one.
That one's going up.
Nice.
Maybe a bit more forward there, Charles?
Nah, here's fine.
Sure?
Yes.
There you go.
Make sure the pegs are in full, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
And Chad said I wasn't going to build it.
Do you want the fuck to build it?
What?
I just built it.
Can I do a battery change quickly?
Yeah.
And because I'm not plugged into the things anymore.
So for that chat
There we go. Oh, I'm just trying myself cold. Hello there. Hello, right
What the fuck
Um
Susie
I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very, very much, Susie. Love going your sexy bitch.
Susie, you honestly are the fucking goat. Thank you so much, Susie. I appreciate you
a lot. Honestly. Thank you so much. Honestly. Thank you so much, Susie. You're a fucking
goat. Thank you. I've got my list ready. What you want to know? Hey, thank you, Susie. Love.
I appreciate that. Honestly. Thank you so much. Love. I appreciate it 25 today. I appreciate
every day you are unbelievable so thank you so much and right let me go next
question chat or any ideas they don't have to be a question it can just be
anything they are checking you okay yeah you're okay mate
yeah I'm good it's just wondering I'm coming down to Manchester
I'm just wondering, you've got to make places I can visit in Manchester, are there any
mint places to visit?
Any places to visit while I'm in Manchester?
You have got the Science and Industry Museum, there's a football museum as well in the Manchester
City Centre, which is quite good, classic football shirts, is really good for football
fans and I'd probably say are you about a night out or just like good things to do?
Sunday to Tuesday I would visit Salford precincts and try the chicken nuggets from the butchers
I would go to the football museum and I'd nip inside I mean I'd go around the
I'm going to be the um the
the biggest or traffic centre.
Okay. No worries, mate. Have a
good one. You enjoy Manchester.
That boy Troy. Here we go. He's
back in. You're right. Troy.
Okay. We'll try again this time.
I'm very good. Thank you, mate. You. Yeah, not bad. Not bad. Nice. What have you got to say,
mate? So the question I want to ask is, obviously, you went to sort of dark, so you went to sort
of what did you think of the shenanigans of that match?
I heard about the little game, as you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I didn't think he was wrong.
But what do you think? Well, from my point of view, what I want to watch that it was like
Gianna was moaning at the crowd awesome. And as he's looked literally was hyping the crowd up or something
Um
In the reality of grand scheme of things
Don't think it actually matters. Uh, they're both going to play each other if that turns into a rivalry
Then all the darts fans like ourselves are going to be absolutely buzzing
um
Because that's an unbelievable rivalry for the future
Great great answer. I mean I just don't think anything was wrong with it
But you just see everyone's kicking off about it. Well, yeah, that's kicked off about it
Yeah, exactly. That's just because the loop loop little name gets using clicks mate. That's why
That's it. He's the fucking coach. He is mate. He is indeed
Everything everything all good
Yeah, just one more question. Um
According to I'll see with your content love it, but
Me and the missus love it when you're back at home
We prefer where you stream from home rather than the both house. It's just much interesting
Is there any reason to why?
Did I just, your comments back, when you're at home, because it's just personally you, obviously, when you're here, you just get constantly interrupted.
Yeah, I hear that as well, yeah.
I hear that as well, yeah.
It's just they walk in, but when it's just you, it's just better.
Okay, fine, that's good to know. Thank you very much, mate.
No problem, Jim, no problem.
Wait, so hang on, so if it was the boff house, but with, sorry, hang on.
If it was the boff house, but with less interruptions.
Yeah, I mean, it's not like, I'm not going to watch you because of that.
I watch you all the time, but it's just better when you do your streams from home.
I think it's just because that's how you started.
Yeah, fine.
So just getting used to it.
Yeah, fine.
I hear it, I hear it, I hear it.
No worries.
All right, have a good one mate, yeah?
Cheers James, my goat.
No, thank you River.
Yeah, some people prefer it man. Like you don't have to fucking start abusing people for it.
Some people will prefer it when I'm at home on my own 100% and some people will prefer
it when I'm at the both of us. That is, that is, I mean, you okay, sugar mate?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you. He's putting his camera on for us. Fuck yeah.
I'm telling you, how do you still have the camera?
Yeah, nice. Oh, no, you're on now. You're right. Oh, there you go.
You OK? Is it off now? Yeah, you're off, mate.
Right, I've got a few ideas, mate. Yeah, go on.
Eh, IRL Scaven with the Boat Boys and Content Creators.
So that is actually, that's already being planned at the minute.
I will, I could tell you a bit, I could tell you a bit more about that.
I'm going to be hosting a 24 hour IRL Scaven.
Can you be running around for blah blah blah blah.
So yeah that's actually being planned as we speak don't worry about that one.
Yeah, again good idea.
And travel to the UK, no no UK, English stadium in less than 24 hours.
Yeah, so that is also I have also raised that one, but I'm gonna be doing it as a stream and not a video
Yeah, I would be perfect then to travel
The Prem Stadiums
You could come to Scottish stadiums if you could
Yeah, that was literally a mini-manus idea 100%
Well, yeah, but you could put your own twist on it. Fuck, you know, it's alright
I'll make sure Simon's alright, that can't imagine he's not going to be
Yeah, he also did it as a video, and I've been doing it as a stream.
So, a big difference there.
Anything else, Shug?
No, I'm not really, no.
All right, perfect. Well, have a good one, mate, yeah?
I'll see you later, mate.
See you in a bit, mate. Bye.
Bye.
Let's go for...
Nina! Are you okay?
Hello?
I need to put you on speaker.
Um, I don't know.
Hello?
Yeah, you okay?
First of all, I want to say there is a lot of tapped people in that call.
A lot of them.
Oh, if I was in the call, I'd just definitely wait and see if you get chosen.
What's the stream?
Yeah, I could have done that in the first place.
Right.
When are you going to get somebody else from?
I'm a celebrity on.
Who would you like to see the most?
Tom.
Tom?
Get guests.
Why, Tom?
I don't know. I used to watch Tom on Slab's Good Aten.
So he's like him or each.
Yeah, but each we've already had on stream.
Yeah, well.
Loads, do you know what I mean?
Tom then, definitely.
Right, okay. No, I will look into that. Thank you very much.
Yes, thanks.
No worries. Bye.
I appreciate that a lot. Okay.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Not the
514 make Chrissy 24 as well.
Ruben. I believe Ruben's in
Salford actually. Let me have a
look. She's not right now. Um
I will. I will. You know what day are you in.
So there we go, right anyway, next question. Sorry challenge message in Maribi
Right streaming your case fancy United mate
Hello, you're a mate
Fuck it creamer reset our caramel egg
No, I'm a UK. Oh
Yeah
What's going to happen with you in probably going to train for the terms very much on stream?
Yes, so the idea is I don't have a room in it, but I will say bear with me a minute
training
Are you on about before the actual training or you're about the actual training?
No before the train as a video or a stream
Yeah, so I'm going to look for guests to give us actual training sessions and that we can
have a laugh with. So for example, potentially, skulls might be a good one. Was there would
be a good one and stuff like that. So yeah, we're looking at ideas for that. But yeah,
there's obviously not that long left. So we need to get it taken. Don't worry.
Okay a nice one. Thank you. No way mate. Anything else? No, that's all good. Perfect. No worries mate.
All right. All right.
Mike would also be classy up.
Actually, let's go. Um, Steve got
Micah
Mudders
Cheers.
You've got Steve, Coxie, yeah we've got a fair few there, I can't lie.
Yeah I've wrote a lot of names down there, don't worry.
let's go this guy Michael Michael
hello Michael mate he's left this guy is called Northern gals you're a Northern
gals. Definitely not end up. Hello. Okay disconnect. Let's go. No, who created go on
No, boo
Hello, hello. Hey, yes, no, boo. You're okay, mate. Yes, Jen. You're right very good. Thank you, mate big funny work
Well, I appreciate it, man
What would you like to say mate?
What's a content idea that you've never done what you think will go crazy?
I've actually got one coming up in August so I'm not gonna say that one but I would
say if I was to go and you can let me know if you reckon this would be good if I was
to go and be a referee in football but film it like I did we went in United but obviously
have a mic on whilst I'm refing and talk people through decisions what I see what I don't
see and stuff like that yeah all right yeah I think that'll be good okay no
problem thank you very much mate alright cheers bro
Nice, thank you.
Would you reckon chat? I think that'd be unbelievable.
IRL Babestation, brilliant.
Luke.
You okay, Luke?
Hi, Luke.
Hi, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good. Thank you. I've got a couple of good ideas for you.
So the last one is, I think you should do a June-June tour.
So like what speed does the like, where you travel to Europe or anything like that?
Like I think like you should do like maybe a 14 day stream
and every single day you visit a different big city.
Right, okay. Is this actually not in England?
Or somewhere abroad?
Oh yeah, anyway. Like yeah, like I don't know like Asia,
Maybe somewhere like obviously Europe out of England. Yeah, maybe North America. Anyway, you know, okay, okay, ginger on tour
Yep, and then maybe something like both boys that lap line for Christmas or Christmas area because obviously I know you've got families and stuff
Both boys
Okay, yeah, fine, then probably one more
It's it's a mini mental idea, but your jeans and I know you could probably pull it off
Maybe like the penalty eliminations. I'd say like a hundred X footballer pros and
Like ten thousand pound or something. I don't know as a prize, you know, like a good there'll be a big YouTube video for you
Okay, yeah, I hear that and that's what is that is that is that Simon's idea
Yeah, obviously he's got the one with the like just
Public any different people is like a thing. It's like 50 people 100 people. I'm not sure
So YouTube video way. Yeah, okay
Yeah
Yeah, I mean Chris MD does that as well. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I'm gonna minute. Yeah, okay
Let me I'm gonna tweak that and go like
50 streamers
But, um, honestly, I don't, it's the first time I've ever spoke to you or even met you.
I've never seen you out or anything like that.
I went to, um, first season of, um, the ball elite, but I didn't manage to get a photo
of anything with you.
My daughter loves you.
She's only nine, bless her.
But, um, she's like a big United fan.
Unfortunately, I'm an Arsenal fan, but, oh, well, at least he made the right choice.
Yeah.
I just want to say, um, like, well done and all your success and everything.
I've watched you since you were younger, I'm a little bit older than you, I'm 31, but
obviously I think you go from step to step on your GTA races, everything to what you
do now, King of the Jungle, everything else.
So just want to say congratulations to you really.
Thank you mate.
You've got a better person.
Thank you very much mate, I appreciate that a lot, thank you.
I appreciate you very much and thank you for bringing me in.
No worries mate, thank you very much and I hope you're part of the league though.
What a nice guy. What a nice guy. Right, let's go. Sucker Saturday. Hello there. Okay.
Hello? Hello?
Hi, Amit, okay?
Yep, okay, so, do you know your driving instruction video you did?
Yep.
How about, I reckon you should do that with like, other people, because there was a quality
video.
Would that ever be on the cards?
What, me being a driving instructor?
Yeah, that was quality, sir.
Did you like it?
What did you like about it so much?
Well, it's like how like you like so chill within stuff and like strict as well at the same time
Right, okay, so maybe turn it into like a series
Yeah
Right and what's some what's some guests that you'd like me to do on there?
Like pie face would be like quality and like chazza
Okay
So people who can't actually drive
yeah okay straight all right no problem I will I will draft up some ideas on that
way I think that could be I think that could be very good yeah all right no
ways mate thank you James cheers mate
Let's go for this gentleman.
Hello, mate.
Hello.
Hi, are you okay?
It's me, Toast.
Just disconnect them straightaway.
Hello there. Are you okay, Eva?
I've got a feeling that wasn't toast.
Some of it just tells me it weren't toast.
Nope.
Yeah, it's just one moment, Eva, Jakey Davis is walking.
I say no, Eva waits for no one.
I'll cut out your Eva.
You can wait there, Jake.
I say no, Eva waits for no one.
I'll cut out your Eva.
What got me into streaming? What got me into streaming? I would say growing up and watching
it just like you probably do, watching the Sidemen etc. and it was just something I always
wanted to do considering I was a big gamer. I've got Jake here as well if you want to
ask him a question.
Nice.
I've got Jake here.
I've got you all asking a question.
Nice.
What's your answer?
It's alright, you don't have to if you don't want to.
I'm trying to team.
Alright, it's probably bad for you though.
It's alright mate, you don't have to if you don't want to.
It's probably bad for you though.
And if you don't mind, which could you probably check out my TikTok account?
Yeah, of course I can, Eva.
Jakey, why are you kicked up?
What? I didn't...
That's bad, that.
What do you mean what she asked?
That's bad, that.
What did she ask?
She said, can you check out her TikTok account and then you kicked her.
That was horrible.
Sorry about that, Eva.
He's reached over and took out the mouse.
I'll kill you.
I just want to start.
I just see where you're at, see me?
Kat, do you want me to be honest?
I'm quite sad.
No, I know that.
No, no, because...
Eva, thank you for the question, Ola.
Thank you.
So basically, they're playing football outside, I'm going to play one more time.
Yeah.
So I have a tricky spot.
Just, you've not actually done this.
This hand, put it on this knee.
Put this hand on this knee, and you'll feel the difference.
Yeah, it does.
I thought you were going to blow up.
Yeah, I just need to rest it, I think.
I think walking up Flaks of Steadland, you keep walking arounds now.
Walking in my room, definitely not helping.
Yeah.
Can I ask, can I answer a question?
Can I answer, can I get them to ask you a question?
Yeah, yeah.
Tiki, why don't you just pull your chair in here and do this with me?
Oh, really?
Thanks, mate. No, thank you.
I got your chair in there.
Chat, just don't ask him any questions.
Just keep asking me questions.
I brought the cup chair cos I've probably just been watching for most of it.
yeah
oh this will be full monster
oh god well said oramon stuff
get your foot off my desk he said to elevate it get your foot off my desk
just he said to elevate that's fine yeah right let's go northy
Welcome back to the
All right, pal. You're going off
you mate. Good Thank you. Nice
What have you got to say, mate?
You've got me and Jake here.
Don't get too nervous. Uh,
three things to say. Yep. Uh,
two for don't quit your day job.
Go on. Yeah. Uh, one. Can you
and the other can you do job roles in a football stadium?
Oh, I'd be a steward.
Yeah, or like part of the AR or something.
Yeah, OK, no, that's that's the it's going to be hard.
I can definitely do a boat.
Yeah.
Um, could you do a stream or a video with Joe Bart?
Sorry, no, I thought was that you just asked me.
Just missed that. Can you do a stream or a video with Joe Vatalosi? Yeah, I will try,
mate. And except Manchester or London, what are your top three cities in England? Oh,
I would say this is for me. Sorry. You know what? I don't know how to get some stick first.
I just think Liverpool's actually alright. I'll say it. I think Liverpool's actually
all right. And I've never been to anywhere else other than
Blackpool. Not certainly not up there. You can answer if you
want to as well. Yeah, that's all right. I'd probably go.
Liverpool.
Well, I'll say that's quite nice. Brighton's all right.
Yeah.
I'm honest with me. I've not really been fucking been out of
Oh
I mean I didn't go to Brian and properly but when I went it seemed a bit of a shit. Oh, yeah
I'm black pull when it's booming nice
All right fair enough. I've got a question for JK
Go on mate you've already asked one look or I'll give you another when you get a chin
I don't
Where do you get a chin?
Well, that's him
I don't need to piss out you now, do you when when when you answer questions some people going to piss out at you are
You right Troy
You're okay Troy yes, James. I'm good mate you
Right, mate. Good. I'll cut out you today mate
Yeah, go on mate. I'll you so ugly but your beard fits. We won't be excited in that air sorry try it's been disconnected. Please ask me a question.
Yes, Trader.
Yikes, Murph!
Hello, hello, Murph.
Is your papa speaking?
Okay, wait, sorry.
There we go.
How are you?
Yikes, Murph, mate.
Yeah, I'm good.
Just want to say I've been watching you for five years, so it's just nice to talk to you.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you, Murph. Thank you, mate.
Who's that next year?
It's one of my mates, Jakey.
He's doing a bit of content here and there as well.
Yeah, basically smooth. I just copy his career path bottom of here behind.
Anyway, my question is...
Yeah, sorry, what's the question?
That must be just you, actually.
Do you know how Lacey and Marlon did the chain-together thing?
Yeah.
All the buff boys should do it like in a row or something like that where you do some sort of marathon like that.
And also if you do a sub-a-thunder you need to play Red Dead Redemption 2.
What is it about this game that everyone loves?
Red Dead Redemption 2.
I tried playing on my 23rd actually made me fall asleep. It's too much riding.
But Smurf I just want to let you know I know you don't know who I am mate but I actually I do quite push for...
quite push for the game. You do you do push for the game of
forms and it's always the probably the same people that
probably say no. Would you argue? Yeah, but we do also get very
busy as well. Yeah, everyone mostly ignores me anyway. No, I
don't. I would probably say I agree and probably listen to you
the most. Yeah, probably. Thanks. Alright, is that a thanks
month mate? Yeah, I'll just thank you. No problem mate, good to speak to you. Have a good one mate, yeah? You too mate. Right then we'll go for up here, we'll go Mike. Michael! You alright Mike? You alright mate? Very good, thank you mate, yourself. Yeah I'm alright. God, oh she suggested our question mate. I'm just wondering what is the best
mode of transport from Blackpool. Thank you very much for that one, mate. You okay, Leah?
Oopsie, no. Oh, there you go. You okay, Leah? Hello. You all right? I have a question. Yeah,
get away? What would be your like when you started streaming how I don't know how to
word it how would you explain how you started like with confidence? I'll tell
this one. So Lee what I do just dress up as Henry
Ginge, Ginge Nationals, I've commented on all of his videos I didn't actually
was just the one. Sorry Lee I'm rage-beating. Yeah don't worry about it.
I think if you actually just talk to the camera though, I don't know
They just take the mic out of you. So do you want an actual Anton a lair rather than just your time getting wasted?
I'll actually give a proper answer to your question
I would say use that the you may take in a piss is motivation to prove them wrong
You know, there's a lot of people that I I
Won't just go with it took the piss and then yeah, I mean now now they're not taking the piss
I would say in terms of confidence the more you do it the more you get used to it in terms of speaking in front of a camera speaking in front of a
Crowd and for example vlogging so a journey would say you just kind of have to put yourself in that sort of zone
I'll out your comfort zone, and then it becomes comfortable for you
and
If the people are gonna take a piss in and you're scared of that then it's kind of up to you to just say how about fuck you fuck
What you say I'm passionate about this. I like this and I'm gonna give it a fucking good go
Okay, thank you. No, it's Jacob. Jacob wishes you got some up. Yeah, it's right. Jacob wish
I have a question for Jakey actually. Oh, go chance this one. You can ask it me again. Just off the important
Okay, thanks there. Um, so I know for a fact actually because I had a mole
I had a mole like people were taking the piss out of me in group chats when I first started when I first started
I used to wear my Mackey's uniform and do a United Kremels in lead to
And I know for a fact that people were taking the pace take the pace now
Yeah, but honestly use it as fuel like my best mate. It's like
Corey max like
They were joking, but they'd come in my chat and let's say I won five years and they put on no bros fell off
Or chats moving so fast no 11 or I'm gay and then it's sit there for three minutes
Yeah, I did see that. Yeah, but just use it as fuel
Just use it as fuel, um, when you yeah, thank you. Can I ask my question? Yeah,
gosh, can you? So I've been in your chat for ages and I was wondering maybe if I
could be VIP. VIP, okay. I kicked the fire, don't worry.
You're right, Lola. Maybe in the future. Anything that's D-Buy's an instant
a lot of people. Oh, okay.
You're right, Lola.
Never mind. He's been
He's been disconnected. Um as
go up here, go to the top.
Let's go. Finlay.
Are you alright Finlay? Finlay your mic's muted mate. He's like Finlay Probert more like
Father of the Heart. You alright Finlay? Sorry. James? Yeah you okay? Yeah. First of all I
just want to say you heard me before there is. I heard you at the ball as well. I'd like
I apologize for that mate. Thank you. And second of all, I would also like to say I'm a big fan of yours and
Jakey's. Can I please get VIP? Jakey, do you want to say this one? I have been late.
I do want to say father ball is league. First of all, me dress as Will McKenzie, but I also want to
of ergia and so I apologize for always left you know what I will say actually
back here you know no matter what you always try to take pictures of everyone
I'll give you that I'll tell you are you right Fliss you're right perfect what's
your question or suggestion so I've got three video suggestions two for you one
for Bob. Okay, go on. So the two of you, would you do a 20v2 with Kami and Benno? And then
let a fan control your day and do a Bob hide and seek with smaller creators.
and then for the other two, what was it, the 20 versus two and with Cammy and
Burno. Yeah. And then who else? And then let a fan control your day. That's your
cool one.
I just want to say congratulations on King of the Jungle.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Thank you. I hope you enjoyed it. If you
Yes, I did. I watched every episode. Perfect. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you very much for supporting me. Bye James. Bye Jakey.
I just want to say it quickly now so you don't think I'm just robbing this idea that I've actually got a post to me. I am going to do a chat control my day just so you don't think I'm just robbing you suggestions from today.
I'm doing mine on some day you right, you know
It's in oh you all right
It's in always it
Little prank nerd if I am you?
Yes, mate, okay
Um, so basically I ain't like prepared but you know
Did you get rid of them because you weren't prepared?
Mate, I've been fucking doing this for about 40 minutes.
You alright, Chloe?
Hello?
You alright, Chloe?
Are you okay?
Just call her Chloe.
I said Chloe.
Oh, sorry.
You alright?
Have you got a question?
I'll suggest you.
I know it's just like kind of hard, but do you think, so I want a mission to get all the
balls boys to follow me back on?
She left.
She didn't. You all right Sullivan? She didn't.
You okay mate? James what's up? I'm good mate. You okay yeah? Yeah all good, all good.
My question is how's your day going? Not going too bad to go in, she may have been to the gym today feeling good.
feeling good yeah how's yours going yeah all right not too bad nice is that it
then all right sound sound perfect no worries mate have a good one you too I
don't think you understood the vibe of the Q&A to be fair it's nice to be asked
if you are right that's straight to be fine I wouldn't been quite sure I'm
answering if you just started if you just started trying we don't put on what you
You said that was me, David.
No, it's true.
I thought you're okay.
Blades, you all right, mate?
Sorry about that.
No, you're all right, mate, I'm sorry, you're okay.
I'm great.
God, how can I help you today?
Okay, my question is,
when you are now popular in the UK,
Have you had someone from school text you asking to collab with you?
Um, not specifically from school, but I've had people that don't,
that I've not spoke to in months and years.
All of a sudden message me saying, Oh, can you do this? Can you do that?
Can you share this? Um, but again, that's just, yeah,
effectively you could argue that. Yeah. But also if you don't ask,
you don't get it. So it depends on what sort of way you look at that. Um,
but he's got a crack on it. You know,
If they like you said Jake it if there's if they get the wallet out you can think about it
But if not it's not worth your time. Is it Jake carry always made for a reason in my opinion
But no job. Why I will say I got a message from a girl at school, but I was on a shoot
I didn't know what it was for and but I didn't open it because I'm a shoe
I went to open it about five hours later and she'd blocked me
Yep
Yeah, fair of pleasure. Yeah. Cheers blades. Thank you mate.
Okay, bye.
We're back in, Brick.
Nah, like I'm not fucking going.
Just want to be involved.
Um, right. ABCDEFG.
Well done, best.
Lee, where even are you?
What's-
What's alpha-ly, is it?
Yeah, is it?
Why?
I want to get alpha-ly in.
Alpha-ly?
Do you know about alpha bar?
I don't think.
I don't think you've watched Stanky Longnows.
No, I haven't.
He had a special gas-cord alphaline, I think he was a predator allegedly.
I'm not sure, I'm not touch wood.
What touch wood he is?
I don't know, I touch wood too much, mate.
Well, I have suggested that you might.
John, me own, you okay, mate?
Hello John! Are you there John?
Not anymore he's not.
Yeah John should have spoke right.
Your chest up there by the way.
Oh cheers mate. Love the dog statue in the back.
You tried giving that to him then didn't you?
You're right. It's got it.
You're right. It's got it.
He's fucked up. He's got me in a brew.
Oh, shit. You're right, mate.
Hello. Hello. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. Can you hear me?
Can indeed, mate. I don't.
So I've got one question for you, Ginge.
Yeah.
When are you going to do, like, your reaction to your old videos again?
Is that something people would want to see chat?
I think it was hilarious when you did it.
I've also got a suggestion as well for Bob.
Yeah.
It doesn't help with the accusations of copying the Sidemen, but do you remember they did
like a patience test?
Oh, I don't know what it means, like old school, like the fish in that.
Do you know how to stream though, to be fair?
I don't know that one you're going to catalyze.
So it's like you sit in a chair, yeah, right, and they've got to meet you stand up out of
So like you just smashing like smacking with raw fish pour yoga on them ham
Like anything to try and get you up. Okay, interesting. Yeah, that'll be that's a good idea
Like smash yeah, there you go fart bombs and that
All right, okay. Thank you very much mate. Cheers guys. Thank you
Go on love a pool
If you join me, I'm sure you've got another chance
There is no allegations about copying and by the way, he's just coincidentally their ideas. They've probably already done it
Considered it the 12 years. Yeah, the mom was when we saw lucky as well
Why oh, yeah, because they dropped it the week before
They dropped on the Sunday and we were filming on the Monday
Hello, you okay there I
I'm admit loves being out
Hi, you're right
I'm really I think she responded to your stream instead of yeah if you got a question I suggest you
him. Not anymore. Hello there Alfie, are you okay? Yes mate, hello. You okay yeah? Yes
mate, alright I've come prepared so I've got a long list here. Nice girl for it mate.
Right, you've got to be honest here because I'm sure you get this question a lot. How
How much time, I mean, JT, sorry if I'm not really talking to you here, but how much time,
effort and grind, yeah, does it really take to become an influential and famous character
like yourself?
If I'm being 100% completely honest, I would probably say from the moment I wake up pretty
much six days out of the seven, from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed, I have
done something productive, which is whether that's admin, whether it's
meetings, whether it's brainstorming, whether it's recording, whether it's
streaming, like for example that there's so many days where I probably wake up at
10 and then by 11 I'm at a shoot, go get home from the shoot, come home, stream
till one o'clock in the morning and then go for a night. Do you know what I mean?
There's not really, if you can justify giving yourself time off,
I don't think you can I don't think you're working hard enough on that. No, wait, are you still doing a clubs today or is that?
Yeah, I'm studying clubs today. Yeah
On that note. Yeah, right me and my nan we've watched from celebs together. Yeah. Yeah, if I can get if I can't I mean
Dbi in it, but if I can get her up here. Yeah, so I live with my man
Nice, I'll get a smash an egg. Well, you know what? Yeah, because this is your third charity match
I'll get to smash three eggs on me. Yeah. Yeah, you let me play some clubs with you
I'll come back to you. If you get your nan on stream, it will do you more favours.
I'm sure my nan was buzzing when you won me. I'm sure I'll get the camera on. I'll get
to ask you a question as well, mate. I'll get smash free eggs, you know.
Nice.
Yeah, of course. How old's your nan?
She's quite young for a nan, you know, like 70-odd.
Oh, old enough.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, no, no, I've got I've wrote your name down.
I don't forget me. I'm coming.
I won't know. I'll be one, see three.
I was bouncing around.
Bollock naked when you won.
Was your yes.
So I was on holiday with Ellie and when we got back and we watched it,
I'd accidentally got the pool and I got my boxes wet
and it was the last day I'd run out of boxes.
So I was Bollock naked and we watched it.
And I got out of bed and I was jumping and buzzing.
Cheers, Alfred.
just in case sorry just in case you do forget a little bit about because obviously you're
a busy guy come and I know what I know what you're up to these days like you know Chaz
might make you make another goal so I don't know just give my name Sue go on give a little
shout out Sue Sue black or just just a little shout out don't forget and just give her a
Let's give her a full yes sir. I don't you doing well you slag
Right
You're right Jess
Hello, hello
Hang on
Okay
Anyway, right one of my questions is well, it's not really questions and statement
First of all, I am going to side my try match. I'm very excited to play. Nice. Thank you very much. I will see you there
I will see you there
Second one this one's for Jackie
Jackie that you said to me three week. You know where this is going you said to me three week ago
Yeah, so she's doing a video she's a video a day
And it goes they did 38 until jakey follows me and I followed on PC and PC don't work
So I've actually not followed up
Right, okay. Yeah, you want to tell enough ginger, right? Yeah. Yeah
I don't fucking make sure I do that when we get off straight as the first thing I do
I fucking bollock him. I'm just waiting for it to pop up again, you know
No problem at all. Thank you very much
Thank you, James. No, it's thank you
I mean
You know
Actually will but he's probably my phone
Don't like to yourself. Oh, what the fuck is isn't it? Why have you dragged him? Yes, Jakey shut up?
Hello
Jakey shut up
Looks like you shut up now dickhead. Yeah, well said I like that brick
You all right, Jody?
Jody!
I'm abhorring you!
Jody, slow down.
It's really hard for people to unmute their mics.
I think people are joining forget they're in there.
Kyle, the commentator, stop!
You okay, mate?
Yes, you okay?
very good thank you mate you yes so my question today is um so first item in charity match when
people like Jinxie and Lacy are all coming over do you plan on doing that any collabs with them?
yes i'm sure we will adapt has already messaged me um so as long as i'm free i might look out
a week there where i just stay in London and then do a collab with everyone um if that's
something people would like to see all right and uh jakey i've got a question for you oh thank you
He's left the car.
He left the car.
He left the car.
Fair enough.
Break.
He's done you that, Jake.
He's done me a...
Right, let's go.
Oh, as it works. Hello there,
Neam. You okay? Neam. It's not
me. It's not me. Oh my god.
You okay? No, I'm okay. What the
hell? My question is what's your
Chinese order? What's my Chinese
Mandarin. Pardon? It's chips and gravy, sausage, chicken,
southern pepper chicken, soft noodle, prawn crackers will come free because
but over 15 quid probably a lot that's a lot of sausage, crispy beef, sweet and
sour chicken and maybe I get a banana fritter. That's looky like mine. Why what
yours. Mine's just like noodles. Oh, she's gone. You're fucked. She left. You're like
that one, Annie. You like Preston? Right, you like Preston, mate? Hold on. Yeah, I'm
Hello. Hey mate, are you ok? Yeah, I'm alright, how are you? Yeah, I'm really good, thank you mate.
Alright, so I've got an idea and I've also got a request.
We'll take the idea first and then we'll see what the request is, Flower.
Right, so you remember your bingo in London? Yep.
I've got that but like a bingo with like English football stadiums.
If that could work, well, we didn't speak about actually, I think
I think we mentioned it I'm doing a stream on it
That's the same thing are you on about where we visit every single English football stadium or the Prem ones at least
Yeah, yeah, so I've planned a stream on that so that will definitely happen in mate. Yeah, right and your request Preston
Right, so you remember your stream with Khan doing yourself?
Yep.
I got banned and I don't know why, so if it's possible to unban me.
What was your username?
Preston1609.
nine. You've been banned. Yeah, James, why did you ban him? James banned him and he all
he said was nice play, bro. Interesting there. Ellen, the chat for James. Yeah, you're on
One band mate.
No worries.
Well fresh them.
Thank you.
You are the most safe.
You too.
A angry ginger 84.
05 gifted.
Need to go on the point.
Thank you very much angry ginger mate.
Thank you very much mate.
Thank you very much mate.
I appreciate the five gifted brother four.
Come on.
Thank you.
Why don't we see an Lerod guy.
What's on all about James.
Yeah.
Lvp.
You know what?
Not everyone's VOD guy.
I've got a new.
me have you yeah tell me more than anyone I give a shit stinkers bridge okay
think it's bridge okay yes lads yes mate you're right yeah you yeah I'm fucking
top notch me mate are you yeah I'm so me good oh shit was here this woman I've
got some kids spamming some fucking random have you ever be have you been up
tea sides up tea side. What's that? Tea side, no feast. Can you name your city? Middlesbrough.
Never been to Middlesbrough mate. No, sorry. Oh, so you wouldn't have had a parmol? No,
I've not. I've had a parmol. I've had a parmol. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know I've had one because
I've tried one it's like a cheesy chicken in it. Oh, yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah, I've had one they're very nice to be honest
Is that your fucking question of I had a parmo
Yeah
Well, yeah, chain for the content ideas think is may I fucking quote top knots I'm gonna cook a parmo on stream
You welcome man. Love you. Cheers. Love you too, mate. Thank you
You taking the fucking piss in
Hey ass up over the five mate I appreciate that a lot thank you very much
I appreciate a five man thank you very much ass up one two five five two three
thank you very much mate right with a couple more chat and then we'll get
pro clubs ticking
You knew me knew me knew me knew me knew hello there's like you okay?
Zack
Yes, that's okay mate. You're right mate really good. Thank you mate yourself
Pardon me. Um question for jinge. Yep. Will there any beat trials at winston?
I'm all dire
22. Oh I've passed his peak. There will be mate, but you've kind of missed out on them this season.
Are they? Yeah, we did them at the start of the year.
But yeah, there will be more trials at the end of the season mate, that is correct, yeah.
Alright mate, can I ask a cheeky question as well?
Cheeky? Yeah go on mate.
Where's your chin?
Really? Well you just knew that was gonna happen didn't you?
Fucking hell.
Fuck this.
It's not, it's not, it's not bad that you get dead happy.
I wanna, I wanna answer a cool question man.
Why is your bird, why are you so clapped and why is your bird fit?
Where's your chain or leave the call?
Fuck.
Wanna spread my knowledge man?
Go on, you ask me a question, go on.
Go on, before you get someone else in you ask me a question.
Who is your biggest inspiration?
My biggest inspiration.
Probably Simon.
Wrong answer, get out the room.
Who was it you?
Well, Janey though, I will say this.
You've been from Manchester.
Obviously, we've got similar humour.
It did make me think like a little bit like...
It could be possible.
It is possible.
That actually was a component actually we'll tell you that so thank you for that
No problem mate. No actual questions. I question
What advice would you give to someone?
That has tried and tried and tried but they feel like they just keep failing
At content creation, I don't want to sound like I've just read a dictionary here, but
genuinely when you feel like you're feeling, I think that's when you're the closest to
success. Like when you take a dip, I don't know, I just feel like that's when, like,
I don't want you to push past that, I feel like that's when you start, like, rising.
But on top of that, well it's a test really isn't it, it's a test of your morale and your
willpower.
But on top of that, I'd also say use it as an option.
Don't just sit there and suck and think, or why am I not succeeding, think what can
I do to make me succeed, yeah.
So I remember I was sat there, 4 night old you had just come out right, and I was playing
it and I think I was sat on 30 viewers, right.
think you and Chazza were flying and I thought realistically why is someone gonna watch me
play Fortnite by myself right over YouTube having a laugh bouncing off each other doing
whatever you're doing so then I thought you know what I'm robbing my dad's work phone
I'm gonna do an IRL in what way do I do it like being in car parks and like that I don't
what happened but then I was on 200 viewers and I thought okay that's worked
I'm gonna try and do more of that good answer good answer and anyone put your
inside bro you're actually spamming it but also tried begging as well I thought
tried do apparently yeah yeah an option let's go Lee where even are you bad
Oh, I'm going to try and have a question.
I'm going to be a charlotte.
Thanks mate.
Hi mate, are you okay?
Hello, how are we doing guys?
Very good, thank you charlotte, how about you?
Yeah, not too bad, oh man, this is not a man, honestly.
Well, I'm shaking.
Hi, sorry charlotte.
It's just, it's just more than Jake.
Oh, thanks guys, it makes me feel better.
My question, Jakey, are you excited for the charry match mate?
Buzzing towards you, play.
Yeah, so what's happened here is obviously I've heard me knee now Anna and I was a mystery player
So I've had to put that now. So unfortunately I won't be playing
You know no no
Initially I had a business meeting that day and I was like I come I couldn't find a way around it and then they went
Oh, please please come and do mystery play just in case you can make it
So I went yeah go on then so that plan was mystery player
I don't mind me in now and I don't know if I'm leaking it but I think the mystery player
Has been given to like someone like
Yeah
Because I don't like what what happened sorry to have not done
You know with inside, you know, I'm my own so the parents call the dragon
Yeah, yeah, that didn't happen in this filming of the series. You had to refilm that
Yeah, that's like a pick up shoot for that, because I pulled out now.
Right, yeah.
What about ball boy?
We did actually try and make that happen, but yeah, we were a little child.
Maybe next year, mate.
Is that everything, Charlie, mate?
Yeah, that's everything, mate. Looking forward to seeing you play, boys.
maybe not you jakey but yeah perfect I fucking see you there mate I'm gonna
smash you fucking time mate say a bit mate I'm gonna smash you fucking head in as well
right Lee bro you saying you're in a mod thing you aren't anywhere to be seen
river excuse you exactly oh yeah there you go come in hi mate hello just one
moment Lisa no problem no tomorrow or it's winter with nine o'clock kickoff so
half eight. No worries. I'll send you the address. All right, nice. I'm cheers mate. Thank you.
Sorry about that. Are you okay? I'm all right mate. How are you? I'm very good. Thank you.
All right, that's good. I have quite a few things to be honest. Yeah, it's fine. Take it away.
is it both ginger Jake oh well I've got one for each right okay nice we get
Jake is out the way first I have it for up Jakey do you believe in psychic do I
I believe in sidekick.
Do you believe in sidekicks?
No.
All right, that's good to know.
Okay, all right.
My mom does though, she's had one before.
Yeah, well, I remember I gave you a read
and then you actually was a bit shocked,
so I think you do believe in it anyway.
Potentially.
You gave you a read and he gave me a read
and he said there were red flags flying above me, Ed.
I didn't like it.
What were the red flags lady, you know, I do know but I can't exactly say it so I'll just I'll tell you about it
I mean
I think he's gonna probably not say it
Yeah, but yeah, yeah, but surely you say it right now on the street
No
Why not
Because there's a big audience we can't do that on here
Yeah.
Could you message him?
I'll tell, I'll get on to my other question.
Okay.
I think, yeah.
All right, so I know you boys obviously did the camping video,
but an IRL would be good because obviously,
you'd get to see it live,
and you should like start with nothing,
so no water, no food.
Oh yeah, we're just fucking dying.
Well, that's not a fucking camping video, is it?
That's fucking-
Well, it is, mate.
Let's go see some of that.
Will you go camping mate? You take water and food.
Well yeah, a viable camping.
What do you do that in the fucking Amazon rainforest as well?
Bucking Peak District.
Peak District.
IRL camping, okay I've got that.
Yeah, and also this is like a personal question.
Well not personal but this is a question,
it's not a question, it's a statement actually.
Okay, you know what you mean, made your mind up.
All right, I've made my mind up and it is a statement.
Do you have to hear it?
Speak away.
All right, so obviously, all the mods in the chat do a lot and a lot of work and I think
some of it goes unnoticed if I'm honest, yeah.
Do you know what?
I would fucking agree.
Yeah, so.
Do you fuck?
I am talking for the mods, yeah.
I think we deserve some sort of recognition.
Okay, have you got any ideas for a recognition for the months?
Yeah, fucking months now, let's get fucking pissed.
Toasty sick.
Obviously not toasty though, because he's not old enough.
Should have a discount, Pa.
Jakey, you stick to what you like doing, yeah?
No worries, mate.
No worries.
But yeah, so what do you think of that idea?
Hello?
Hello
He's currently writing fuck off. I didn't I wrote mods recognition. I mean, I'm not I'm not doing a fucking night out
But I will I will do I would I will cut with some stuff to give the mods more recognition
Yeah, people like post-do fuck all and he's just
You know, I mean, yeah, I hear that I told this fellow I'll say it
Yeah, I'm glad you agree JQ. Can I have my red flags, please?
I'll message Morgan about it. Yeah message me on on whatsapp and I'll pass it on
I won't sound straight. Alright, no worries.
Do you want me to pen please? Alright, cheers, thanks mate.
Alright see you later guys, take care.
I think he's trying to call me gay. No he wasn't.
Irish duck, you okay mate?
Yo hurry. I'm good thank you mate, how are you?
you. It's not lying about all good. All good. I have a proposal for you. Proposal. Oh, go on.
Go on. Yes. I say yes. So I don't dare. We're Heinz loves. Yeah. And we have a for I run a football
facility. Okay. We have the file copy over here. You have the box. Sorry. The file. The file copy
called it's a local football tournament where teams come across and play. File cup. Okay.
How would you feel about coming over and possibly opening it up if I was to try and arrange it?
More dependent on my schedule more than anything mate.
There's over a thousand teams in it this year.
Oh wow mate.
Countages on their eighths, day on their nineties.
Right okay well I don't think the under eights can take on the 19s so I think I know who's
going to win that game.
So as I say, I've had Hines play at my facility before, so you're very welcome to come over
and use the facility any time.
Perfect, thank you very much Miles, Peter Beano.
You do, you're a little borrowed off now, it's chatty.
Can you give us a shout out to Hayley McDonnell as well, my daughter please?
Hayley McDonnell, I'm sure you love her, you're doing well.
All good?
All good, aye?
Perfect, nice try.
See you in a bit mate.
Alright, cheers, bye bye bye.
Can I just quickly interject?
Go on, ginger with a five-gifted.
Come on.
There was a chap for ginger.
Thank you.
Come on.
Hashtag getJK out.
I was your question of suggestion, mate.
I'm like, ginger.
Yes, mate, you OK?
Could you just get JK's earpiece off, please?
Yeah, of course, mate, yeah.
Sorry, mate.
Sorry.
Yeah, you OK?
When are you going to have a word with him to swap the figure bro?
To start the what?
To get the figure sorted
Er, that's so we can just have a chat off stream
Sure, let's go with the word bro, come on now
Yeah, I know, we can do it off stream, there's no need to
I can't do it on stream, it's probably not the best place to do it
That's fair enough
Alright, is that everything? Oh he's left
Well, what is it?
He's got him as he gives you some subs
Alright, have you got me red flags here?
I don't like it. I'll be honest. He didn't like it. We're leaving it. I think I do believe
in it. So you don't get me with my head done. You do believe in it. I think it's true. The
red flags know your dick. I think the Sykes. That's true. I remember was on a shoot. Yeah.
I've walked in and he's gone, the red flags are flying high for Jake here.
And I've gone, are you trying to call me gay?
He was like no.
Also he's being gay red flag?
Oh no, absolutely not.
But I thought that's what he was trying to, do you know what I mean?
I thought he was trying to signify.
Hello?
Hi Daisy, are you okay?
I saved your ass.
Hi.
You alright?
You okay?
What's your question?
I'll suggest you in love.
My question is, who is someone you would like to collab with in the future?
I will say, for me...
I'm trying to go out of there.
I'll say, Jim Skin.
That would be a cool one.
What about you?
Oh, I thought you'd seen what about do a club with me. Um, oh, I liked I liked streaming like the American lot
I think I really like what they do over there
and so I
Jinx a the non-phase boys
And I met Jason he was sound
And I won't mind doing like a stream with like the sidemen any one of them. I mean, I'd be pretty cool
I was even looking off to do a video with him, but oh, I know you wouldn't want to club with
of who?
I would call that and I've got a suggestion which is a talent show like on a video like
you did with a Try Not To Laugh.
Well there is actually an IRL talent show coming soon.
Very nice.
I'll say soon it will need a lot of planning but we are in the, well I'm personally in
the mix of planning that as well. Oh my god I'm shaking I can't believe I'm talking to
you. I know Dave but I'm human just like you. Well I love you guys you've made my day. Thank
you very much I'm glad we have alright have a good night. Bye. Bye bye. You are a condescending
I met you okay. Very good. Thank you. Met you. Yeah. Well, I've had a sort of a situation
over these past couple of days. So I've gone to Trafford Centre. I've seen, you know,
Jackie Davis there. So I've gone up to him. I asked him what he thought of your nan coming
to both boys yeah and he spat me in the face and said I am the both boys oh did
he know yeah but when it's off camera though like I mean you don't mind off
camera then then he was like I'm gonna go eat food now it was just the whole
thing his ego was just too high yeah I didn't believe you up until then but
then when you said he said he's gonna go and eat food you bought me I thought I
I was fucking, that's Jake, yeah?
Yeah, well, he's been wearing a lot of compression tops,
to be honest, and she's not good for the both boys image.
No, it's not, it's not good for anyone's eyes either.
That's the worst thing.
No, I've heard.
Yeah, well, recently, I, so I'll verbally abuse you.
Can you let me speak, Jake?
So he's vented.
Sorry about that, Theo.
It's all right, mate.
Yeah, recently I've been able to get some glasses.
I can at least watch half of the both boys
and just keep that.
side to just close my eyes on the side off and then you have to look at it when he fills
that most of the screen it's just you know so I just want to be clear so I've verbally
used his spine you said right that's it I'm gonna go and eat food now why are you making
him relive it obviously weren't the best time of his life and you're making him go through
it all again sorry about it it's alright James don't worry no worries it'll be out
of the Bob Boyce and Julio be straight in. Yeah, well, that's that's the famous
Julio she probably will be. I love Julio. Do you know? She does. Alright, no, it's
just they all thank you mate. Cheers mate. Cheers. Right, last, the second to last.
Hello there, well, is she okay mate? Yeah, well, that's the extra thing that you
tell us don't you don't. Are they gonna make you right? Yeah, I'm good thank you mate,
you? No problem mate. I fucked it up. How was it going you good? Very good thank you mate you.
Yeah not too bad. Just a quick idea for a video. I mentioned this to Aaron a few months ago and he
said there would be a lot of money needed for it but I used to watch a program one month years ago
called coach trip. It could be. Oh, I remember that. You could do it, get content creators on,
but the only thing is with that, it could cause a lot of shit as well.
Why is it? How does it go now, coach trip? Are you used to watching it?
So basically, you got pairs on, like couples or like friends, and Brendan who used to do it,
travel year up and all that
Um lens at the end of each activity you get to vote people that you didn't like on
Hmm, right, okay, let me write that down
But obviously like I said when you're voting people off on that you could cause a lot of shit
Yeah, it'd be good content
But it would be good content, you know, yeah, all right perfect one. Thank you very much mate
No worries. Take care. Have a good one, mate
No, it's
Conjure you choose some up I'm picking the last person in last person no pressure
Few people in here fucking out
Don't like that right click the name move to streaming
Bam hello Dan's 10
good pick for me it hello yes time's okay mate yeah I'm good mate how are you very good thank
you mate I've got a question like a video series idea okay so do you remember the football live
series in summer I thought it was like really good and I think it'd be good if you did it again
like with the next seasons like kits and stuff chance.
Oh, you know what I mean by football life.
Pez modded.
Okay, right.
Yeah, it is a real game.
That's preferable.
Okay, I'm with you now.
I reckon it would be good if you could do like a long career
mod as United or some of that or a rebuilding.
Right.
Okay.
See, the problem with this is I've got no problem doing that, but then I feel as though
when the season gets going people aren't as interested.
I don't hear that.
I don't know why.
And the thing is, yeah, you end up getting proper into it,
just like playing it and like, you just go like quiet,
I think.
Like I play mine offline all the time.
I go, I end up going like quiet and that.
So, well, it's something I can think about it.
If I can think about maybe some way of making it better,
I will do, but yeah, I will try and think of a way around it.
I would argue my career mode is probably winning the United.
Yeah, right. Cheers, lots of, see you later.
No worries mate, see you in a bit mate.
Good luck tomorrow as well, Winter.
Thank you mate, thank you.
See you there.
See you in a bit mate.
Jaco's had a tilt from over the edge.
No one said that to you, don't worry.
Failed in my chat.
I've even watched over the edge.
No, but I know exactly what's hurting on a Balboa.
Right, chat, I'm on that ending, don't worry.
Thank you very much to anyone who asked the question there.
I'm very, very sorry.
If you didn't get to ask a question if you want to spam the chat with anything that you reckon is worth talking about or anything like that
What's me in jcare and then we could discuss some stuff?
No, we're not ending. I'm not ending. No, thanks for having me here, mate. It's been a fucking pleasure, man. I'm sorry. Thank you. No problem
Thank you, mate. No worries
P.O. Box is getting sorted but the person who created it needs to log in and sort it out
But that I did try to do that on Tuesday on Wednesday. No Monday
No, Sunday actually, but I couldn't, but that is also getting sorted out, yes.
See, I thought about a PO box and it just puts me off. I remember someone sent Roach
or Poo once.
Yeah.
Not to give anyone ideas.
It's part of the journey, innit?
Part of the fun.
Yeah, exactly.
Both merch, not something we've really spoken about, if I'm honest, so probably not.
We've actually got your red flags in.
Oh, here we go.
Please don't be about me now.
Fucking hell, it's quite long.
I don't have a shit myself, why do you have a story then?
When am I dying?
Let me read this first and then let me see if I can say it on stream.
I'm gonna check, let me lock in.
Fucking hell.
So isn't our unit by a bus or?
So it's about family members?
See I asked him about family members on the day and he didn't answer any of my questions
and he left me going under for about 30 minutes.
So you think it's true, don't you?
This could be mental, about family members, I mean, yeah, okay.
Do not do that.
You've literally...
Well, I don't do that.
Lee, Lee, you've literally put,
I wouldn't read about family members.
Does that mean it's about family members or it's not?
Where he's typing?
See, I think it's, I'll be honest, yeah,
I'm like a massive light stress in me.
I'm a bit of a panicker.
Oh, it's not family.
It's not family.
No, it's not family.
So, what is it then?
So is it me or is it friends or is it me so this is what Lee said to psychic. Okay
So after that shoe, I was right about Chas. I
Told him that he that something big was coming for him that he had that has been his dream
Mad yeah true meaning that he will work with Arsenal a month later. He did
Also Simon cherry matches come. Okay, but the thing is with that though. Yeah, right. I'm not trying to debunk here
Chazza is Jami, he is doing alright, Jami and with his trajectory is the word.
Jami, it's not me saying that for you.
Well let me just...
Alright go on then, watch round you're fucking dying of some shit.
It's not a major red flag but I can sense that you've been going back and forth on whether
you did the right thing.
There's been something you're doing and you keep justifying it, even though part of you
knows it's probably not ideal.
Stay tuned for signs you'll notice and make you think.
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
Going back and forth on things.
What was that like, bad?
That's what it's all about.
What does that mean though? Health sign
Yeah, but if I'm going back and forth on a decision that I'm not
You could you going back and forth you're going on a diet. They go off a diet. You're not for that
You're going on it. Yeah, you can't fuck it. I'm getting I'm listening to sign. He's getting is a health sign
No, if you think this is a load of shit, that's fine, but yeah, but I've not I've not made a this a
a health sign this is so a contest all right we'll fucking let me ring you then
we'll get a lot of paragraph I'm not read the fat part that's what I said
I just read out then oh hello Lee are you connected now so I know yeah I won't
disrespect it sorry no I know I don't mean it Lee I'm just I'm a bit of a
So when you say it is red red flash I do shit myself to the mean
What so it was health related or is it still health related
And how long ago was this
And how long ago was that
But I don't think of so going back and forth about health related decisions back then
I'll shut my door
So what was it about then
I'll be honest mate you can't say that he read flags above someone's head and fucking leaving the thing
I'm gonna do it first thing is though
I don't like it though because I feel like if someone tells you something it's gonna
It's you're gonna kind of like unintentionally like Macbeth
Like it'll like kind of sway you so I don't want to touch that shit. Yeah, I mean
Also, they don't need to put the obvious out
Wait fucking if he eats any these eggs and fucking I'll take it off by the end of the week
He's just reading your paragraph label, even.
So is it not? So going back and forth about something just fine, but it's not about health?
No, that's not about health.
Justify?
You'll be setting your bed later thinking about it and you'll be like, oh shit, yeah.
Genuinely, I'm on my mum's life, I genuinely don't know what he's on about. Is it potentially moving out?
time will tell anyway time will tell what so it could still have it's what so it might
not be for now it might be for later it could be in 20 years mate
all right well you don't know me you might you've met up the calls I don't know me and
I'm sorry, I'll be honest, you say the house, it was never negotiable that I was never
going to do the house but I was, when I first found out, it kind of dropped on me, not
saying it's a bad thing, but I was very nervous about the house but it was never a thing.
The house was happening before both but it was never a thing that I wouldn't do the house.
But yeah, I can't think of a decision where I go,
or did I write the thing?
I feel like I'm very much a person who's like,
oh, I've done it now.
Do you know what I mean?
Don't worry about it, it's fine.
Well, I'm getting one actually now, Jake.
But, is he rage-beating me?
Well, I'm gone.
You're rage, Leah, you rage-beating me, bro.
I'm gonna have it.
I do ghost on him as well, mate,
so I'm not actually lying.
I've got one, Jake, I've got one.
You might win the loss train.
Well that could be up 80 years.
Is he actually psychic?
I don't know if he's psychic, but he does readings.
He just like good at reading people.
I'm good at reading people, but like I said I do ghost them as well, and I pick up on spirits.
A lot of people don't believe in them, but I've got the proof.
I mean, what ever tickles you pickle, Lee?
I think it's what tickles your pickle, it's nothing.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, brilliant.
You've been going back and forth
on whether you did the right thing.
There's been something you're doing
and you keep justifying it.
So I still do it now.
And then I justify it.
Eat it.
Genuinely, I do justify me eating, but like, that's just...
In your head, you think you want to lock in, but then you think half walk you out and order a take or...?
Yeah, true, but why would you do a reading about a takeaway problem?
Probably because it's a difference between a tie-back and a knock.
So again, mate...
I said if you keep eating, I don't think it's going to be great for you.
Genuinely, that is the only thing where I think, like, I go to lock in, and then I eat, and then I do justify that of age.
but surely that's not it this is what I mean I'm a I'm a stressing me so so I
don't stress because I'll be honest I'll say this when when he won't tell what
it is I thought we're getting a divorce so I was going under that's the problem
I think that's the thing I've never believed that about mine either.
Well, I'd actually advise you to actually go to a natural site.
Can you give me a read on the phone, Lee?
Yeah, after you stream me.
There's a massive thing behind it, I need to tell you.
Oh, is there now?
Yeah.
Right. Good news or bad news?
Well, I mean, take care as you wish.
Is this a reading?
Is it a reading or is it a mouse?
No, this is definitely for you.
Right, is it about something or someone?
Oh, I mean it could be interlinked.
Something and someone.
And you know exactly what I'm on about.
Yeah, I know I could do.
No, you do.
Yeah, I think I do.
I'm thinking of it, is that?
And I am seeing fairground rides.
Fairground rides?
Is he calling me a pedophile?
Because that's not fair.
You're not looking at Michael Jackson's documentary on that, are you?
No, I've got the football on the level, mate.
Oh, you've seen fairground rides?
Interesting.
It's like it's near the coast.
Near the coast.
Is it now?
I think you know I get that do I drive
He's a fucking dick in it he's a fucking dick
So he sent my head west for a full day over an eating problem
This is why I don't like sidekicks. I'm too much of a fucking...
So we can get a sidekick on to you as a reader?
I don't want to be read.
Can you get an online sidekick reading?
Because I remember my mum had one done.
And she said she...
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh my God, you can.
£25 a minute!
Fucking hell!
Best be this up. I love can you send me one of my family saying from the other side?
So what they saying it can you speed this up?
Love and relationship only no career job questions
Wanted to know if you're connected to a narcissist
I can tell you that. Um
No, do what it is yet. It's like the job stuff yet
If someone tells you yeah that you're gonna these these two sites
someone tells you like oh you're gonna have your dream job I think that I
don't know I think I could like make you take your foot off the pedal because
you think it's just gonna happen. I don't know if it drives me to keep going.
Well it probably drives me to keep going. The UK best loved psychic called Chris
Riley accurate insights pay by phone costs one minute plus phone providers
charge no not in this scam everyone saying he's a scat is a scam well as
they just sent you this guy yeah anyone who doesn't believe in it is in some of
Let's see what his reviews are on Trustpilot.
Bro, he's had 36,000 reviews and he's got a 4.6.
That ain't a fucking scam.
So that ring him now.
He's making me tell us.
Do you believe in psychics?
Fuck yeah.
My mum's had psychics.
Let me get my mum on the phone.
She'll tell ya, I reckon this'll sort of hear.
No, the thing is, yeah, my mum had a psychic thing done
and it was about a rante and they said like,
oh, I can see a woman with a canister.
And I think my mum just answered
when she passed away, she had a canister.
But then like, when she spoke about me and my brother,
She was like your answer your mom's answer be mom's answer me mom's answer. I'll see your mom's
Mom's sister. Yeah, okay. What's that sister my family's a bit. Was she a firefighter?
No, she just I think she had long problems at the end
But it's like when I went it done. She was like when she spoke about me in my brother
She was like you don't have to worry about them. They'll be okay
Right off
GK, Barry had one on her podcast, she actually deleted the app because of how
she shite it last year, but that's not all the same. So there we go.
And she told her about me and Ellie.
Did she?
Same what?
She was sleeping with five other men.
She didn't mention that, she only.
Nah, she didn't, but it's like stuff like, how do you know what she's not just gone on my mum's Facebook?
Do you know what I mean?
Interesting timing.
Do you know what I mean, though?
Yeah, I hear that.
Like, well yeah, you put your email and your full name in there, Facebook search, have
a bit of a mooch around beforehand.
But obviously the canister thing is weird.
Because I was involved that out, she pulled that out.
It's got people answering it.
It's like ghosting, or like, you know the Yves and Yves.
It's like, I can't believe it, but I also don't, you know what I mean?
I mean, mine was a ghost, didn't I?
But the thought of it scares me, you know what I mean?
I've got to have something in the nann's stories.
Yeah, he's gonna barely abuse me again though.
No, no, she won't.
Yeah, United Kingdom, I saw it, mate.
Go on, Chas.
Do you have a raid, mate?
Thank you for having the stream, mate.
What am I?
Hello there, amazing grandson.
Hello there, Julie, okay.
I'm fine, thank you, how are you?
Very good, thank you.
You're live on stream.
I'm just sat here with Jake.
Do you want to say hi, Jake?
Hello Jake, how are you doing love?
I'm not too bad Julie, how are you?
How's your knee doing?
Thanks for asking, I actually tried doing a cartwheel in your grandson's bedroom earlier.
You're not faster.
Yeah, I made it worse again, but I think it should be alright, I just need to rest it.
Thanks for asking.
Right.
I'm ringing you, Julie, because we're discussing psychics and ghosts and stuff, and obviously you used to be a ghost hunter.
Yep.
I was wondering if you got any interesting stories that you've, of ghosts you've seen
or anything like that that you feel as though me and the chat would like to know.
Yes.
Feel free to take it away.
Right.
We went ghost hunting in this pub in Manchester.
Yep.
I can't remember the name of it.
and it's got all these sellers at the bottom right huge sellers at the bottom
and we're all there in the back then I looked down this long hallway and the
saw somebody come out of the door and into another door right across the
hallway so I said to the lad who was leading it told him I said what's down
there he said well where you just said that you walked into he said there's no
door there it's a wall so there's so there's ghosts walk through a wall yeah
Enjoy what did it go for like out of one door? It was like imagine along hallway
Yeah, and at the bottom on your left hand side. There was a door. Yeah
it comes from there
Just went straight across the hallway
And I thought into another door
Right, but it wasn't actually a door
door. There was no door there, it was a complete wall. Interesting. Right, have you got anything
else or just the one that walked through a wall? Oh no, I've got loads, but take two
ones to try and get to them. Yes, I know. Right, well thank you for that and I'm gonna
get a psychic reading? What do you reckon about psychics? Do you believe in them?
Well, I don't know. Some of God, me and your mum used to go and see one.
What's the matter? Psychics told you this happened?
Right. This, right, there was this girl who was having somebody come to her flat to talk
We each do us about five of them, and you have to pay so much for the five of them to this guy, right?
One of the persons that was supposed to be going let them down.
So on the spur of the moment, I just went, I wasn't supposed to be going.
Sam was only a little, a baby, so I got somebody to watch.
Sam and my uncle, by the way, chap. Yep.
Yeah, I got somebody to watch Sam and your mum, because your mum was only about 14,
I said, well, she didn't need to look after her, but you know what I mean.
Yeah.
And I went in.
So it come to my turn.
Right.
And I went in, and soon as I sat down, he said, telling, it's just twisted balls, it'll be
be all right. The next day I found out that you don't have my sister and her husband
Jeff. Yeah. Do you remember him? Yeah, yeah, I remember Jeff. Right. He had to go into hospital
the day before and I didn't know and they had twisted bowels oh wow I remember it I mean I thought he'd had a
bowel cancer no that's my brother Jeff oh this is a different Jeff this is my
Oh, okay, I'm with you different Jeff
Oh, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, it's on the Nile
That's it, well this grandad, Jess, my sister's husband, Jess.
Ah.
It's like a Peter Case get.
And then, you also told me, you've got a little girl sitting next to you.
He said, wherever you go, she's with you.
Not very sure.
Right.
Right. Okay. So, me and your mum went to see this other one. Oh, I think his name was Paul.
Yes, you asked your mum about him, she'll tell you.
Right.
And he was brilliant. Me and your mum went, then it was my turn, I went in, I was in there.
fucking ages with him compared to everybody else yeah and soon as he walked in and sat down he said
you've got a little girl sitting next to you who was this little girl I've no idea but wherever
Right though, she's with me.
Interesting, is she there now, Nana?
I suppose so, she's supposed to be always with me.
Do you know where this little girl is?
Nope.
Well, my mum who you never met.
Yeah.
Right, your Nana.
Yeah.
Nanny Kitchen?
That's it. Is it Nanny Kitchen? Yeah, Nanny Kitchen. Yeah.
Before we moved, remember when I told Tate's dad that we lived in Salford,
Southern Flags? Yeah. Right, well before we moved there, we lived in all these
all these houses in the streets, you know, all the old houses that were being demolished.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And in Anna's kitchen, you used to have this cupboard where she put all the pots and pans.
Right.
Right.
And everyone she got up and all the pots and pans were on the floor.
Okay, interesting.
Right. And she found out this little girl or something used to live in that house that died.
if I'm right about it and she used to play with these pots and pans pots and pans on
not the same pots and pans but the pots and pans in this cupboard. Oh wow okay
hmm interesting it's a very weird insight I was all connected so but I don't know
she is and apparently she tagged on to me. Okay interesting. Maybe you'll see a
psychic as if she's grown up or she's still there or not. Oh, I just can't pass
still of that. You didn't ask your mum as well our little things that used to happen
to us. When we went into our old flat we always had these pair of scissors
disappeared from where we put him. The next morning we always found him in the
little room on the table. When we got him again, brought him away, they disappeared
again and they went on the table. But Joge, the dog that me and your mum used to have,
she used to lay outside my bedroom door yeah right sometimes when the scissors
went missing yeah Joe get was always lying outside your mom's bedroom door
and the hallway light was on when it wasn't on before I said I like to just
come on. So then we moved from there down into the house that we used to live in in
Portland Gold and now's my park. Yeah. I was getting ready for a bath, right, brought
all my night in the dressing gown into the bathroom and everything, had me bathed and
Whatever.
Yeah.
Got out, looked for him, he weren't there.
I thought, where the fuck is that there?
So, I went into my bedroom and they're all there,
laid out neatly on my bed.
Wow.
Basically, I chucked him.
Oh, who said that?
Who do you think said that?
Sorry.
Yeah.
Fucking chucky you.
Yeah sorry, sorry Jela.
Right, I'll ring Mum now and see if she remembers that or anything.
Yeah, just ask her about things disappearing in the flat.
Yeah, I will do, I will do.
On South Birode, and then some things happening at, say, Portland Gold.
Right, alright, no, I'll give her a ring now.
Alright then, most of the time, get what you want.
Yeah, I did indeed, thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Alright. See you, J.K.
See you later, have a good one.
Love you, Mum. Love you, Mum. Love you, Morgan.
Love you too. See you in a bit.
Alright. Bye.
Bye-bye.
Sure it is, yeah. Right.
What was it? Oh, I had something to add there.
I do believe in, like, summer, like, you know, because...
I like to just coincidence, yeah.
So you know how these lovely mollas have gone?
I've tried it a few times now.
Only me and my mum's dad had it, right?
What was your mum's dad?
He's called Mike.
What was his job?
He was like, quite high up in the rubber.
I don't know what that means, but he was quite high up in the rubber.
He's had an article about him and stuff like that.
But yeah, he loved rubber.
Passed away young unfortunately, yeah.
But anyway, so do you remember when I came to you
and I was like, I don't know if I should go part-time at this other job
or try content creation full-time?
Yeah.
the date my new start so initially I'll start both start on the 13th of Jan
Right and for some random reason it got changed
to the other date and I believe
It was either it was it was the date of his birthday. I'm pretty sure. Oh, wow. I
Don't know. I was just a coinkie dink. Yeah, well, I did think to myself like oh, that's quite cool
Because I've got it obviously was a big thing for me. So I don't know
it might be it might be a little bit of a big blue that things happen for a reason
Benton thank you very much I appreciate a lot Benton favor the five mate thank you very very
much man I appreciate a lot brother thank you very much Benton mate also for everyone's
comment it's a gin a google to gin and a gin also D gin or a genie are supernatural beings in
Islamic and Arabian tradition created from smokeless fire inhabiting a
parallel world to humanity. Unlike angels they possess free will allowing them to
make moral choices including being good or evil. They are typically unseen, capable
of shape-shifting and can be benevolent, mischievous or malicious. But my
My nana isn't a muslim, therefore I don't know if you kind of have to be for a jinn to attach to you or not, I'm not sure.
Hey, go on as a thank you for the 5, I appreciate that.
Wait, I don't know how to pronounce that again, I fucked up.
Thank you very much for the 5, I appreciate that, thank you.
Yeah. Oh, you don't, jinn's a real.
It's like all that sh- it's like, I don't want to call it shit, it's like all this shit.
Hey, thank you so much for the 5, I appreciate that, thank you mate.
So this stuff, it's like I'd rather just...
I'll just leave, leave it.
You won't want to touch it. No, I'll just leave it be
It's like Chazza. It's like Chazza. Yeah, he's more than a fortune teller and
This fortune teller said to Chazza or what they called again. Is it Chazza's mum?
Yes, I like it.
Are you not skeptical of Jake? What does that mean?
Miss Ginger! Miss Ginger! Miss Ginger! Miss Ginger!
Forever the five love. Go on Miss Ginger. Thank you very much love.
What does skeptical mean like on the offense with it?
I mean I'm on the fence with it because obviously fucking hell the fuck you sent me under but like I thought I don't know
I'm a stressed ed me like you know like I stress about things
What was it?
Yeah, thing is Chaz's mum had a sidekick
Say to her and be careful with your son and with red cars is a bad connotation there
So when I was doing IRLs with Chaz just getting about in my red car. Yeah, shaking behind the wheel
Listen to me, my man says I'm thinking one of these
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking flip with Chatham in the back
Go on, Louise Jane, 5 out of 5, love, I appreciate that a lot
Thank you very much, Louise, thank you
And that is previous, wait, there was a chance
Fucking good of it
Hey, Louise, 5 out of 5
Chatham, round the boulder in the back
Oh, fucking...
Thank you, Louise, love
Big dog, 7 out of 8, brother, go on the bike, thank you, man
Hello. Hello there. You okay? You live on stream?
Yeah, I'm good. Thank you. Yeah, I'm good. Thank you.
I'm sat here with Jake. Hello.
Hello. You alright, Jake? Not too bad. How are you?
I'm good. Thank you. We're just talking psychic.
Oh. Yeah, exactly. You believe in psychic. You've been to visit many.
So I'm just curious, have you got any stories of what they've said to you that have actually happened or there's no way they could have known but they didn't know, etc?
The last one I went to...
Is there something around Brock House?
No, the last one I went to, I went to Nicky's house because she had one round where you have like a group gathering and see you one at a time.
yeah and I went in this lovely lady and she said about children she said you've
got a son you've got a daughter but you also lost a little one as well which
she wouldn't have known about that very true yeah yeah and before that I went to
I see one in, also with Nana,
it was called Paul Eccles, I think.
Right.
And I remember in saying to Nana,
actually, because at this stage,
you could also take a taping with you for them,
so you could record what they were saying,
so you could listen to it back.
That's how long ago it was.
And he said to Nana,
you're going to see blood before the end of the night.
Say that again, sorry.
He said to Nana, you're going to see blood before the end of the night.
Right.
So we'd been there and then we'd got home and everything.
And then the old coat cans were where you had to peel the top off.
Didn't have to like, it was a different kind of coat can.
Oh yeah, yeah.
She split her finger open on it.
started bleeding. Yep. Wow, interesting. Yeah. And when we left
down Salisbury Road, the lady that used to live underneath us that said that she was
like a medium, it's like a psychic person. Yeah. And she said to the mum one night, she
I said be careful on your shop.
Be careful, there's gonna be an accident.
And then one night, there was a shop
around the corner that you used to go to.
So I went to the shop and I got back in the flat.
And as soon as I got back in the flat,
there was a massive car accident outside the shop.
Oh wow.
Can't remember what she was called.
She was a lovely lady.
Can't remember what she was called though.
But yeah, I do believe in it.
haunted houses yep now I believe in that I do believe in haunted houses to me
which one is it on I don't know I don't know it's like that I'll shit myself if
I'm stuck if I'm in the dark and if I stare down a corridor yeah I think in
mind is gonna start not haunted I should see ghosts but what happens in the
house when you don't remember Penang Road mark I do indeed yeah but it's like I
I feel like if you're sitting in a room long enough in complete silence, you're going to hear someone dodging.
No, it's not dodging like that.
Tell them some of the things that happened in Penn High Road.
Yeah, Penn High Road, oh my God.
When we first moved in, when kids are growing up, you used to measure heights on a door frame.
Bear in mind, just before you get there, there was only me, Mum and my sister, Tasha.
Yeah, just such a mere voice, yeah.
the door frame there was this there was like levels and that there was a few
names and then Natasha was on it as well obviously someone called Natasha
lived there before and then when I was downstairs at night I used to hear
Natasha going what what what do you want mom what you talk about when you just
shouted me I haven't shouted you so she heard someone shouting her name upstairs
Hmm.
I'm going on about, about, um, oh, go on, Jake, speak your mind.
Michelle, I'm not discreeting you here, but just devil with advocate, the amount of times
I'm sat there, I'm playing Xbox 360, I'm jamming on middle of building an house, take headset
off, and I think, off for fuck's sake, go to the landing, what?
What?
You've got mathematics or nothing.
Natasha had heard a name being called.
Oh, OK. But that also, Natasha, didn't have a head start?
Yeah. She didn't used to do gaming.
Oh, first.
Yeah.
I'd gone out to work to look after this lady,
used to look after I'd come back in.
It was my birthday.
On the birthday cards that I had,
were all flat on the window launch.
So I picked her all up,
all up and I said like what's happening to my cards Natasha and I said I don't know
must have been the wind or something so pick some all back up I goes upstairs for
a shower comes back down all my cards are laid back down again but they're not
just falling down they're actually placed down neatly on the fireplace and the
So I said to Natasha, what's happened here again?
She said, I don't know.
So I'm adding you packed your bags in left then?
No, I couldn't. Where was I going to go?
I'm sorry, I'll be going to the streets to be nice.
I know what they say, you have dreams.
But the dreams I had in that house, it was like I was spinning, my bed was spinning in
the room and I couldn't wake up, it was like I was physically paralysed, but in my dream
I used to wake up, but I couldn't wake up.
That's sleep paralysis, that, innit?
It is supposed to be, but it was terrifying and after moving from that house on Pennine
Road, I have never ever experienced it since.
I used to get like, I used to get scared of sleep paralysis.
Yeah, it's terrifying.
I would have, I would have get it if it would have happened in any other house in Hawaii,
but only in that house.
Would you say that why he's in the house who's more stressed in your life than you
was when you made him move to another property?
No, not at all.
I'm trying to wiggle away.
Yeah, you are, aren't you, Jake?
I am, I am, I'll be honest, yeah.
I don't know.
I've had weird stuff happen to me like when I was a kid.
Like, I had a shadowy figure on the wall,
and I couldn't find out what was making the figure.
I just stayed there all night and that shit me up.
That's a part I can remember that since I was like 5 but other than that, so much worse,
I've been alright me.
And to be honest, I'll leave it that way.
Yeah.
Well it doesn't scare me.
No, well there's no need to be scared, there's nothing you can do about it also.
Yeah, there's nothing you can do and...
I don't know.
Also, I just thought to Nana, Nana mentioned something about scissors that kept her always
moving and then all of a sudden being put back on a table.
Yeah, she blamed me for it every fucking time. Michelle, where do you put the scissors?
I've not had the scissors mugged. You must have, because they're not where they were.
Mum, I've not had the scissors.
And then, there was this table in the living room and it had like a shelf underneath it
and used to peer on there and shout at Michelle, told you I had the scissors.
I'm like what do you mean she went to there on the table now you put her back on at the moment
I've not had the bleeding scissors. Could you say Julie could be quite clumsy because
Ellie's mum Sarah she's put the TV remote in the fridge before. Oh she could be clumsy now
but not in that day and age she wasn't she was on the ball. Interesting oh yeah I'm
And there's something to do with pots and pans.
Been doing a scavenger run.
I don't know about pots and pans.
There's something, apparently now there's got a girl
that's attached to her or something.
And then there's something to do with these houses.
And then one morning she came, she woke up
and then there was pots and pans all over the floor.
I remember Paul, that psychic Paul that we went to.
He said that.
Yeah, she said that, Paul Eccles.
Yeah, Paul LaCosse, he said she had a little girl.
And I think that blinding underneath us on Salisbury Road,
might have mentioned it to her as well.
Mm, yeah, she mentioned that, yeah.
That told me about the accident, be careful, yeah.
But apparently, yeah, about little girl.
I'm not sure about what some parents own,
not sure about that one.
Okay, have you had one that told you anything about granddad?
obviously how would they have known that? Well I went to a church with her a couple of years back
and there's someone at the front that says I can hear something and someone saying this and this
and she was saying I've got a dad here that loves to party
and is a life and soul goes round to speak to everyone there is a good laugh and things
like that and I'm thinking it could be me dad that yeah because she said other things
as well but I can't remember what they were very interesting traveling he liked to travel
Yeah, he loves his holidays, so everything she said was about him, but I've never said anything.
Yeah, you hadn't mentioned it.
I haven't, I've never been there before.
Mmm.
I've never mentioned it.
Very, very intriguing.
Yeah.
Right, I'll just have to pick your brains for a little bit about that, that's all mum.
That's very, very interesting, apparently as well, don't know how true it is, but I remember
my mum saying, remember Aunt Pamela?
Yep.
She had a poltergeist.
Did she now?
Yeah.
Jake, he's looking at this in disbelief, he's taking the time.
No, I just, it just makes me laugh, like, it's on my mind, like, my mind.
Well, if you've not experienced it and you don't know anyone that has, you're not going
to believe it.
You know what, it's not even that Michelle, it's even like when my gran or my mum does it like,
cause they're proper cammon, common.
It just reminds me of Peter Casekit.
You know R&T, R&T Julie?
They're both Sandra's Keith.
They were Bob.
That would be interesting.
Yeah go on, what's this poltergeist, what would happen there?
Have you not seen the film from years ago, Poltergeist?
We're like, we're like, we're making a few backflips in that.
You had to throw things around your house.
No fucking about. Yeah, I thought that.
Very interesting. Well, thank you very much Mum.
Right, no problem. No worries, thank you. Have a good night, okay? Have a good night.
Alright, we'll do you two, Jacob, Morgan. Alright, look at him.
Alright, love you, Eres.
Bye bye.
Aww.
Go on Abbey, keep it up and do it too, I love.
So, what do you think?
Has that changed any of your opinion?
You're still skeptical.
I don't know, I generally always open to listen to it.
I mean, I do low key find it interesting.
But...
Ghosts in the house has plates everywhere.
I'll give it a go.
No, I'm kind of open minded to it.
but I don't know it's like no disrespect to Lee it's like you can't leave an
open statement vague I mean it's like what he said now I thought of three
different things of what it could be but I'm thinking well it can't be that
because that's minor one was leaving my job so going back and forth between
going part time, going straight ahead with content, but that was like a few months before
the red flag was flying above my head. Second one, me food diet, but surely, fucking hell,
I don't mean wrong, my cholesterol is probably a bit too high, but surely it's not that serious.
And then the third one, I won't say on stream, but you know it, if you want you me and I
say it.
Do you know what I mean?
That is literally it though.
Very interesting.
Oh, hello.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I've been back.
Oh, see you later, Vogue guy.
See you later.
See you later, vodka. I'll see you 70 minutes. Have a good one, mate.
I missed five. I'm out. Leslie! Go on, Leslie. Five out of five, mate. I appreciate that a lot, Leslie.
Thank you very, very much, mate. Thank you. Alex, five out of 53, mate.
Fifty-three rooms is still an okay. It's brilliant.
Also, in Kivner 28 mate, Leslie, thank you,
Joni, Kivner gifted as well,
and Jack, Kivner 11 months mate, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Polite man like James,
he is nearly shut the fucking door after him, yeah?
You know what, Vogue guy is good.
He's a good lad, that Vogue guy, he actually is.
I don't mind him.
Right, I'm gonna nipping get a drink here
to hold that, stay the shit for a bit.
I'll try my best mate, but you know what,
I can't make original content.
Right, I'll do this for you and then I'll leave you to it, mate.
Hello chat, I'm about to create some content for you guys
I fuck up the mind and put it all up. These are Nando's
Go on leave. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I don't know bro. I'm just stressed out. Oh shit
Get that air sorted mate. I'm dying for an air cock. I can't lie. You know what? I like a low key
Can I like it long don't we're on any sort in Babbel?
shit in air first
Happy Easter Jake it. Oh, thank you. Happy Easter to you as well, mate. Instead of content loose and white brilliant chairs
I don't believe you're in that shit either Jake. I don't know exactly. I don't want to call it shit because I mean
There's some people it's very
Believable. No, I don't lay what you left me hanging in that day, mate and stressing
But no, why is it get both cut now foot lot?
I'm very good me brutes tonight
You said it depends how you take it. What did that mean?
How much Lego can you fill up your ass? See, I've not really gave it that much of a go,
but I reckon, you know, like the little stud bits, I gave the little stud bits a go, but
other than that, I don't know, because then they're getting lost, aren't they, probably?
leave that one. Jakey Raid, whoa I'm not Raid, oh I could Raid myself. I could Raid
myself, I might have gone play some Jakey's Lovely World in a minute. But yeah, it's
like my mum and that mum, I think my mum and me grand believe in sidekicks but I don't
know, she's not for me any of that, you know what I mean, everyone's different. Self-pro,
that's not self-pro Harrison. Watch Sam and Kobe, but that's the thing with me yeah,
He's like Sam and Kobe, realistically that's edited in Sony Vegas.
Jack, we could all have a sound effect.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not saying Sam and Kobe do that.
But it's like, but they're creating content in the end of the day.
So if they add creepy music and shit like that, it creates an atmosphere, doesn't it?
But, Jack, I mean, and I'll be honest, if ghosts are real, I'm fucking shit scared of them.
So probably I'm going to try and disprove them to be honest.
Cause it's like, even though I can't call it not real now.
If I go to a forest, like, when you watch me, that thing would be, you know?
Like, I won't be disrespectful, just on the odd case, they are real.
Do you know what I mean? I won't get it followed by a fucking poltergeist.
Just chilling in my room and then start getting fucking thrown around, thrown around.
Naki, come on.
Jake, have you done anything on my tongue-tongue show, mate?
He's just at home at the minute.
Who won the egg hunt?
Tongue-tongue show!
25 by the way.
24, thank you.
No worries.
Favourite Doctor Episodes.
Now we're getting good.
Favourite what?
Doctor Episodes.
I'll be honest.
Oh, Matt Caffrin take them in mate.
Incredible later.
Oh, she's put too far.
Erm, I don't know, to be honest.
When I try and watch any of it now, I struggle.
It's a bit upsetting really.
I go back to watching, it's just a bit wank.
The new, I'll say it, I said this the other day,
over there the new ones that have been coming out with that fucking dreadful shit. Yeah.
I was excited for Russell T. Davis to come back as well. It was shit.
What Russell T. Davis? What? He's actually in good directs to be fair but I don't think
he hit the spot when he came back to Doctor Who again. Was he the director of Doctor Who?
He was yeah. He liked the David Tennant and that. Oh shit the big boys. Yeah he did all
the big boy shit yeah literally and he came back I'm thinking fucking hell it
it's back and it just didn't come back no that's the thing though in life isn't it
something's come back like a boomerang
well off you three wait wait it's come back
You okay mate? What you in for to come back? I threw a boomerang recently at Jim's skin.
Fingers fruit in a bush. That's a bit of a trick.
They take you doing his messages me saying keep up the good content.
I didn't say keep up the good content. I thought we were fucking nori.
Yeah, fair enough. No, join it was, yeah, chat. It was after that clip. Remember that
clip of that guy just giving Jim's skin pure shit, yeah? I couldn't process how he'd
kept his head. I could process how he kept his head so. He explained how he kept his head.
He's got a G-wagon on the drive. He's doing well. You don't need to scrap it.
Yeah, I know fair enough but I think I lose me up there.
Fucking hell, I got out of that guy if you would have lost your head, eh?
Yeah, but I'm not talking, I'm gonna fuck you. I bet he'll be in the fucking ditch right now.
Yeah, I'm not saying that I'm gonna one bomb him, do you know what I mean, but...
You're gonna bomb him? Okay.
Okay, brilliant. That's not nice, is it?
I'll be honest if you're getting signed out in my chat you must have said something worse than that.
It's either racism or...
No, you're not talking about that. You're modern.
No, I don't.
I'm saying you do.
You do.
You do.
Must be why you're modern then.
You remind me of Howard from Big Bang Theory.
Do you remind me of Howard from Big Bang Theory?
Yeah he does.
I don't know.
I'm not going to tell you when I come and nods.
Oh you know what?
Yeah.
A turl next to you comes and makes you feel more sophisticated.
That's just because it helps you change.
Brilliant.
Am I wrong?
I looked sophisticated Wednesday when I had it on.
Really?
Yeah.
That leak.
That's fine.
I'm sorry, the leak is it?
Fuck yeah.
Love boys watch Jakey wear a turl and that leaked.
Take a look.
I've leaked the whole video, nice one mate.
Do these not have batteries?
Wait, what are you trying to do?
Turn this on.
Why is there a whale on my screen, Billy?
Jakey favorite Drake song.
Ooh, probably, uh, what's it called?
It's that kid with the hammer.
Over my dead body.
Oh, by the, by the regions, that might be suit.
No, don't fucking know.
Who knows?
It's me, mate.
And you have something to say at the minute?
Is that your charging?
No, I don't still make sense either.
Is that your charging?
Yeah.
Well, I've got actual batteries for it.
Okay, that's interesting.
Yeah, it'll probably charge the battery in it.
Here's another thing he said, which doesn't line up with what he's told you.
Oh yeah, go on.
It depends how I take it.
Well, it does depend how you take it.
How do you like how I'm taking it?
Everyone's different, aren't they?
Some lie on the front, some lie on the back.
I don't typically take it.
I mean me and Ellie tried it once but I've just got too nervous yeah I think it went too big what did you go for?
I thought go big go home do you know what I mean I've had a few copperbergs went for the 12 inch and it just got intimidated and pulled out
just left it in the end
not surprised
Got a plan for the week, I don't know if it's interesting, Jake.
Right of the batteries, go.
Nothing in particular.
I'll show you.
It's actually quite an easy one.
I used to change his name back from Mama Smurf.
Don't know what I like, are you going to keep it?
I probably will keep it, I'll be honest.
I'll come the boys don't go watch winter anymore. I'll be honest it's too early. I see why she really enjoyed going on come I might go again when what time is it
side tomorrow yeah I mean see they don't you don't strike you with fucking oh
go to that I could have said that Jake you're like the kind of one-off
hippo one of the boys going on holiday just keep your eyes peeled so keep your
guys peeled flower it'll all come together what time is it? 22 28. How am I feeling you
doing? You're hungry Jake? I'm actually not. What about you? No. I'm no way near hungry.
full as an egg
Yeah, that's true. That's true though.
Jade the destroyer, he's actually the disruptor.
I think Jade and I started playing better, you know, until me life-changing injury.
What in the fuck, bro?
Yeah, I was lucky getting a bit better, were I?
I was.
I didn't explore in the video I was just going out.
And I set up a goal.
I'm not going to crush people.
You had a you had a shit game. I'm all that just went out
The one that I defended on and we won 3-0 and got a clean sheet. Yeah, proper shit game that with it
Pretty sure we won 2-1
Then the one just starts going on
We're doing it on 3-0
Oh shit, we don't actually know what to do.
My job at center half is to not concede and do me job
What job does he do?
I mean if you check the comments they rip it into you.
Really? Same what?
Jun just got the eagle rinaldo and the ability of baits
That was one of them.
This is what I love. This is why sometimes...
Shall we get him up?
Go for it. This is why sometimes I look at YouTube and I think, honestly, sometimes, what is the fucking point?
You record a video and then the comments just leave you alive for no reason.
How the fuck am I from getting, from playing five assigned with the Bobboys now being called a fucking ego or an out of...
Chad, did you think Ginger was shit in the latest Bogdus League again?
It's alright, do you know what I mean?
Boss Salona.
Boss Salona.
I keep doing that, you know.
You're so nice, kids, catch it.
To be fair, even your chat's seeing you.
They're gonna see it.
Yeah, I don't know what to do from centre half.
I'm not gonna score, very rarely.
Tate, I like to drive forward and I stay back.
I just defend and we've got a clean sheet in the first half.
So when Harry Maguire defends and I go game, does he still get called?
Shit.
That's the 11th side.
Alright.
Is that me? We played a low block for 36 out of the 38 minutes.
I went with best performance, 100%
Well there we go then
But do you mean, how can it be any best performance?
You're not going to beat Man of the Match it's awkward
Jordan it is as well
You can actually, I'm glad the comments started to notice actually
You actually avoid, avoid me when I'm on the pitch
I avoid you?
No people like the team do. Oh, yeah 100% it's going on your place
Yeah, I know but you're not giving me a chance. I give you I wait till we three and open then I give you a chance. Yeah, I know chair
Yeah, I mean I'm not I'm not I'm there to win games well, I'll hopefully not have to worry about me for a few weeks
Don't say that. Take out your back ASAP. I bet you do
It's not bad for you know
What is it after? No, no, it's not
right I'm gonna start it Beano has turned outrageous yeah he's alright
oh my god I just say oh my god there just say oh my god Jake are you okay
you've not eaten an hours even charcoal switched on sir you need something to eat
Jake I'm not gonna justify it please change me Lee's got in his head oh see
Yeah, you owe me 50 gifted.
Pardon?
You enjoy you.
What are you doing now?
Proclubs, is it?
Yeah.
Yeah, you enjoy that.
I'll do.
You enjoy that.
I'll do.
Can you take your chair with you please?
Yeah, of course, will you.
I'm not a fucking animal.
Thank you, mate.
Can I have the 50 gifted, or?
I'm sure you owe me 20 as well from summer.
I can't remember what it was.
I'll wait until you get fucked, I'll have them.
Fucking leg.
Oh, that's not what it is. What the fuck's happening there?
Yeah, really, that's not...
Do I tell you that in the world?
Really?
Are you broke yet?
I got it broke.
Oh, you bought it broke?
Yeah, well, I didn't buy it, I got to give it to them.
Sorry, mate.
You should try a bit of glue.
Yeah, exactly. Bit of glue, mate. You're right, isn't it?
the ball flip was 50 and there's something else of 20 but I won't even claim the 20
I'll just have the 50. Cheers mate. He's actually put the chair on to shut the door
Well that's why I fucking love you. Thank you
It was quite good
Sorry, sorry, my mind's got the better of me there. Sorry.
Did you try to make a sponge bob? It's what your private area.
You're a sponge boy trying to hold this wood.
Yeah.
Where has everyone else gone? Chaz has ended.
Tey's has probably not gone live.
And Beano's in Ireland.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Right perfect
Who is it? I should just I should just put your email in the chat, bro, and everyone spam you
Yeah, man, I'm more than happy to
Um
Excuse me
Many will run some 2k soon. No simulabs game and thank you for the sub appreciate you
Surprise me mate
Yeah, surprise me
It smells like candles, but like, I'm not sure what that is.
Just with the candles on.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
What do you sound like?
Are we good?
They've locked me out of...
We're doing some proclips.
Nice.
It's always going to come on.
I think money might come on.
It's money life.
They've actually actively stopped me from...
By the way, you're supposed to be really good.
I've been watching it a lot.
What's it done that's made it really good?
In a weird way.
It sounds weird, but also, it's all like...
You don't really get to see that side, do you know what I mean?
like six just see you might in a weird way just chill him and shit.
Yeah, I'm trying to find out.
Hey, I'm down for clubs, though.
Listen, I'll go game and mood. I'm down for clubs.
Get a chance to run.
I'm off there. World class.
Hopefully center attack in mid game play.
That's where I love to play.
I think buzz is a way for five years.
But it feels well nice to know when you're at some time.
You've got the dogs up.
No, he's not a waste of five. Five year anniversary, well.
Not even joking, right? So, I've ordered just a mango smoothie from McDonald's, right?
Just a mango smoothie. I've got it outside. Why are you laughing?
I'm not even gonna... I'm not gonna kill you like I could.
No, I've got it outside, right? I've got out there, it's giving me three bags.
I've gone.
Is that where there's a double, a cheeseburger playing out there?
Yeah, well, he just gave me one of them, so I gave the rest back, I went to my brother's
and I'm like, I'm sure there's one drink and he's gone.
Why don't you think you can play?
Because, right, imagine, so I gave him the rest back and he was like, I'll take this
one, so at least you've got something to mark it off, and it was just a plain double
cheeseburger in a bag.
But imagine-
If that ends up on this desk, I'm fucking livid.
But no, I didn't take the food.
Chia, let me know what you think.
I didn't take the food.
No, just because, imagine that was fucking your food, and someone's just fucking Rob
Dill.
I'd be fucking pissed.
Yeah.
Imagine they've gone and got smellsies food, so that's what happened with me and Annabelle's.
They can't return that food now, because we could have fucking put coke in it.
Well, no, I didn't take it.
I know, but it doesn't matter.
It's mental.
Actually, I basically just give it to the driver.
Yeah, I just did.
I put my plus, like, you know, I'm proper fussy,
and it probably would have been a lot of shit
I wouldn't have even eaten.
Yeah.
Right, I leave it to you.
I'm gonna order stuff from Aster.
Do you want water or something?
Fucking you surprising me.
You know, you got sweets tonight.
Yeah, just a packet of sweets is lovely.
Perfect. No chocolate.
I've had a cream, mate.
Sounds good.
Perfect.
Thank you, mate.
Sir, I got...
Shut the fuck...
Shut the fucking door!
I was like, give me a fucking jingle.
Sorry.
It's me, what's it, right?
I was being nice, coming in after.
I know, but I saw you walk away in the glass.
And I actually asked the question as a waterway.
What did you ask?
I said, is anyone touch here, switch?
No.
If I can't see.
It's a phantom bottle.
So I was going to take it and take it back.
And I wanted to fucking apologize.
I'm going to apologize.
Oh, there.
I'm going to apologize.
Now, I'm going to leave the door open at principle,
and you can go up and show it.
What am I going to do about that?
You've got decisions to make.
Oh, I've got decisions made.
Can you please shut the door for me?
Of course I can.
Just fully shut please.
Just fully shut.
Thank you.
fucking good job he did that by the way, I just smashed his fucking teeth in bro
not assed
Angon Bezos replied
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Angon
right, let me put some music on whilst I do my scouting for everyone, Angon
ohhh, once upon a younger year when all my shadows disappeared
the animals inside came out to play
One day my father, he told me son, don't let it slip away,
put me in that's all I heard him say.
Let's make the club chat, live beyond your days,
and give me whatever you're afraid.
He said one day you leave this world behind,
So live a life you will remember
My father told me when I was just a child
These are the nights that never die
It's not real right, let's make Zlatan.
I'm not sure what's going on.
What's up, man?
I appreciate that a lot. Thank you, Johnny. Thank you.
I appreciate that a lot. Thank you, mate.
Think of me, you are forever. You're afraid.
He said one day you'll leave this world behind.
If you will remember.
Gotta have a fucking good haircut here.
Hey, Siri!
Call Aaron Hunt.
the
Yeah, I'm good. Thanks. I made
We got about 12 pints, yeah.
Er, listen, it's all right when they're free though, innit?
Oh, I've come by the free mate, it's even better than on there.
Exactly mate.
Just a quick one, I was wondering, what is it that you're up to at the minute?
Nothing mate, it's a refer, just chilling.
Really?
Well, I'm just wondering, you haven't got the staffer craps phone number, have you?
He's still got his boots in, you know.
Has he still got his boots?
He's still got his boots, do you mind if he dusts it in half?
I think there's some cobwebs on them.
Really?
Well, they're still there, mate.
Do you reckon you could ask him to see if he wants to dust him off right now?
I could give him an ask.
Yeah, you give him an ask and then you let me know.
Cos, mate, I'll give him a message now and I'll pop in your chat and let you know what he says.
Perfect. Thank you very much, mate.
Alright, mate. I'll see you in a bit.
See you in a bit, mate. Bye, bye, bye.
Well, then.
Very, very interesting.
coming out of my cage and I'll be doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I
want it all go on tell me thank you very much mate go on the boy it was only a
kiss as she's caught in a cab as she's taking a snack everybody
wait for it wait for it let me go
I just can't believe it's killing me!
I can't see it coming strong
Must have a crap turning defense to attack
Swimming through your midfield line
Oh my god, boy, it's just a price, we've been!
Unbelievable! Right, we're getting the band together.
We're getting the band together, we've got Toby, we've got Zlatan Ibrahimjebic, we've got Mustafa Krap.
Er, Oangun, what's Beth saying?
Fuck, Beth is away. Pat Bateson, he won't come on at this time.
pie's in fucking Amsterdam let me a let me fucking belling you might be back
night sure I ain't gonna minute
he's home
yeah we can get more than that we're using them all
Right, I'm an attacker, no fucking about her.
No worries mate, you're on stream, you okay, Pie?
Yeah, oh my god, I'm just in the time, fuck, shit, Fester and me, what's that?
Have you just woke up?
Yeah, I was back there, yeah, sorry.
Pie face?
Yeah, what's up?
I've got a very important question for you.
Yeah, what?
have you got your cam build I'm getting I'm getting a few of the boys
together well I'm who's great in the club getting the
together now so do you want to say 11 o'clock fucking love that fucking love
that perfect no problem at all mate no worries all right say a bit bye bye bye
Toby I know you watch these money there's money what a jump on now I've
I've messaged Edgy but he's a bit busy.
Hang on a minute.
Two things.
Congratulations, mate.
There you go.
Right.
My club.
Hang on a minute, there.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, hey Siri.
Call Jinxie.
Come on, John and I.
you just ended no you're on geogas a bro's on geogas a fuck why is bro on
geogas a right there we go perfect
right well we'll get the kids and all that sorted later don't really care
about that the minute right so go back on me let's go back on me PC
You know, I'm not. I'm not.
Right. We've got.
We've got Roy. We've got me. We've got
pie. We got Aaron. We've got
Toby five so I can two or three
more easier. I can like who
else is live that will want to
jump on? Who else is live that
might want to jump on?
you want to play clubs mate. Oh that's awkward.
Jakey there you go. Oh Mani said no that's awkward.
Jason won't even have SC.
I'm not mentally ready to play football.
Ah, cringe.
And you guys can just, I know you guys have got better energy right now, you've got to
shout him in your throat.
That's first.
I'll play tomorrow for sure.
Sweet, that's fine.
Jason does, oh fuck, he's going to be so shit.
He's going to be so shit.
You're going to have to go over and spam it because he's fucking chat, American chat
moves mental.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Hey, Siri.
Call H.
Calling H with WhatsApp.
Bro, it's 11 o'clock at night.
Do you understand how hard it's going to be to get people on?
Rehan!
Fucking go on, Rehan.
Thank you very much, brother.
I'm sorry. If I missed at least
thank you very much. I
appreciate at least. Thank you.
11 o'clock eight. She's
definitely are doing something
100% right. Let me leave that.
uh... okay
invite us uh... sir
right so we're invited to serve and make
uh... let me go see if she wants to play on go
all the switch ingest beauty of it
district i'd just declined
i just declined to use you from chazza
HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
To me, Fairly has just made a miss.
SRIMPH TANGLE ON HIMSELF'S ARGENT SHATS!
You know what? You're getting fucked up!
I've already ordered your stuff!
Oh, legend, chairman.
Shit! Go on, Maria, with a five gifted!
Sorry, mate!
Sorry, it was deep in discussion.
Let's go on, Maria!
To my eyes, look at my look!
Or rather, to my eyes,
so you see one here under, you owe me 50 gifted,
you're gonna get me as soon as possible,
when I own a clip of my fingers,
and also when I play broke,
and you're gonna play as well.
So you stand, please, to one,
and you're back in the room.
playing and we're playing and we're playing clubs and see what do you mean see Lee
Reverse psychology is weak real so you so we actually say this is what I mean
Lee you shouldn't do this shit to me because I'm a stress it so are you are you a sidekick or you're just trying to reverse psychology
Is just taking advantage of the fact that I'm a stress head
Dylan father now say what no worries me
I'm learning I'm
Ler-walsh what am I you fucking saw
Please pulling it out of his ass he's doing something
Okay, thank you mate legend. Thank you very much mates. Why are you on the best?
I think he's going to be the best.
Right.
Jinx is on FC. Has he actually just gone on FC? There's no way.
Oh, he is. What's he doing on that? Oh, he's playing against XQC, that's why.
He might jump on after, he's playing XQC.
To be fair, Jack, I mean...
Yes, but he said he has to download it first. Yeah, he should have good Wi-Fi surely
So we can't find the invite I invited on discord
multiverse
That's the the discord
All better replied and will do fucking love that
It's multiverse Roy are you not you're already in it. I'm pretty sure
Invite Roy
Perfect. Right. Let me get in there. Hey Siri, a Gemini call Deji.
I'm calling Deji with Whatsapp.
Give me some...
Go on, I said give me a...
Nice.
Uh, no shout.
Uh, discard, there we go.
Slab ad! Go on, Slab ad!
Thank you very much, go on, Slab ad. Thank you, brother.
A while late? Bro, is he even live?
Bro, you see how people aren't even live?
How the fuck are they meant to play if they're not live, bro?
life. Fucking a while a bums fucking champs. If he wants to play, he can. Let me get everyone
in. Set up everything. Let's on holiday. Let me discard. There we go. Yes, Toby. Okay,
Okay. Yes, mate. How are you, mate?
Fucking fantastic. Thank you, mate.
How's your super fun going?
It's going good, man.
I'm loving the stream and stuff.
I'm learning. I'm learning.
What would you say is one of the best things
you've learned so far?
Bro, what's the best thing I've learned so far?
It's not that I've learned the best thing.
It's that I'm understanding how chaotic it is.
And how good you do when you do this stuff.
Thank you, man.
It's a lot harder than it looks, isn't it?
I think appreciation.
the other live stuff and switching ingests and all of that is crazy.
Have you are you doing that yourself? Have you got a producer?
I'm doing it myself and I've got a bit of production.
Okay, nice. I'm doing it myself.
Yeah. So for example, if you wanted to go on full cam and then go to your PS5 screen,
which one are you going to choose? Is that you that's doing it yourself?
Yeah, I do that myself. Yeah.
That's I see. I like that.
Fucking Marlon.
He's announcing a game. You know, I mean, yeah, Marlon and that is fucking out.
He's got his fucking own producer switching and everything
Crazy, he's not too big time. It's fucking crazy
Right at this minute in time for 11 o'clock. We should have mustapha crap. We should have pie face on we should have ryan
We should have jakey on and i'm familiar with it and a while later he's coming on and then we should also probably have
Uh jinx after he's played ex-qc, but i don't know how long they're gonna be
Hey, hey guys, you right right mate
Yeah, fucking good you very good. Thank you mate. Roy is he told me to say when this is rye
I
You all right, I'm good. Thank you. How are you?
I'm ready to win mate. Wait, what question what position do you play?
Presume I'm gonna be left center off
That's usually where I knock about well the question is are you gonna be fucking up for it?
That's the question I need to know
There's a reason there's a reason you ask me Jinx that is exactly
Exactly what that I'm up for it. I'm ready. I've been practicing the Eddards. Have you now?
You can't have you know me. Let's go for boxing
nice shit
Knee Shed
Bandmaster mask
Bishop
Just choosing me celebration for when I school I did a pigeon
Pigeon
I need to change me guys look a bit more like me at the minute. He looks fuck all like me
Maybe that's a bit now bit more few freckles I'll help
We are a little bit a little bit of I don't know to pronounce that
a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of Sandra in the sun a little
bit of Mary all night long a little bit of Jessica here I am a little bit of you makes
me your man. What booties gone far for your pros? I'm going out of that spreads control
bees chaos. Where do you even find this one to change clubs so much? Gone to edit pro
parents. Edit parents. There we go. What's the club called? I'm gone. The veterans. I
I like it. A little bit of water there, isn't there. Yeah, there's a little bit of big boys to it.
Good evening, gentlemen. Good evening.
More staff for crack. What?
Turning defence to attack. Go on, Mustapha. Are you okay, mate?
I've just been sat on that girlfriend's turf fence. I didn't know he was coming in here. I've been sat there on the on.
No, you're all good, mate. Don't worry.
Goot and tag. Hello, mate. I think you're all right.
All right. Yeah, good. Thank you, mate for me to restart the game. Just people fucking my room on it
Who's the knee Jerker? Oh, I was the knee chair. I'm in a bad way
Yeah, I actually got a bit better. Yeah, and then today I tried doing a cartwheel in Jim's room and I've made it worse again
He did to be fair
Don't know what possessing to do that
I'm gonna try out. Yeah, he was even with me. That's what I did about flip
I
Jinx he has an
Sack in midfield build. That's what I said. I rang him. I said pie. I just need to know one thing mate
You know last time I played clubs when I loaded up post still in that club Rambo's getting it when we played against him
Oh, wow, man. That's easy. I'm on me big bird. I can't imagine. So I do want it, mate
Okay, okay. Hi, it's over. You okay me. I'm good. Thank you. How are you mate?
Oh mate, I'm great but I've injured myself too but you're not going to believe it.
What have you done?
So I don't know if you're aware but we've been playing a bit of Father Sider the minute.
We've got a bit of a heat going.
Yeah, yeah.
I always say too much, so I know you probably watched the video but I've gone down.
I've tried holding the man up but he's just snapped me legs in half.
And I think I've done me ACL or something.
No, shut up.
Yeah, so I'm going to be honest with you.
April 18th is off.
Ah, I appreciate it a minute.
What did you say the club's called again?
The veterans.
No I mean, just say it's that.
Now club found.
That is weird.
Yeah I did search that here and I have to say miss you.
Mmmm, you sure it's called the veterans?
I'll go back on the hand double check, I'm pretty sure it is yeah.
You probably spell it wrong or without a space, see what I'm saying?
I've done it with a space.
I'm selling rambles again as well.
Yeah, it's a long time ago.
check you should see our people at 11 o'clock at night maybe tomorrow than more people play
I can't ask him though it probably be in bad Cal
Oh it's one word man, it's one word
Don't miss the last card I sent out on that
Yeah you can do mate
I'll give you an insert then
There we go, there we go, I've requested
Nice one yeah the veterans we know space
Oh
Let's meet and reach maximum number of requests
You be getting peppered with fucking invite, I've got as well long direct transfer request coming in
Never
leave clump and never
no pingu no pie
you know what pingu used to verbally beauty playing clubs
did you know?
yeah
oh pingu pingu
yeah loop pingu
go with the limp
you know about loop pingu wow
I like loop pingu
good guy pingu
mitha
and he's pretty handsome as well
yeah he is
is that alright?
You know, he actually did a job at center off when he played, you know, did he fuck?
He was shit.
He wasn't that bad, honestly.
He was fucking shit.
It's hard to find centerbacks.
Yeah, there's a, yeah, it's hard to find centerbacks in.
It's also hard to play with people that should never be centerback and he should never be
centerback.
Oh, I'm going to minute it.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Trace to be fair.
Oh, I'm going to Spursky.
I'm assuming no, no one in this club.
Oh, I'm going to, I can invite people.
I'm Aaron Hunt except your inmate must have a crap.
Come on.
Right.
I've got your friend request, June.
You should know mine.
Send me a friend request on EA.
On EA.
I'll just spell veterans.
Is your name Super Newton?
Yes, mate.
That's not me, mate.
Oh, do you like Jamie's?
Is your name Reese?
Nope.
I've not got it then.
I said it could do the lyrics. Thank you.
I've requested
I've said the wrong thing.
Yeah.
He's still got a big bird
dash 13 capital B's.
Yeah, but capitalizations don't matter.
I think 28 does.
No, but I've done that.
I've done that.
Maybe it's worth you having someone else
Is anyone else
Different account
13 I've requested to join ginyan pretty sure me
Nice. Nice. My name's Jake.
Jakey. I've got a I've got a toby Lerone.
That's me. Perfect.
What is it? Where does the where does the Lerone come from?
From Toblerone, mate.
He's going in.
He's going to be there.
Thank you.
Have you got the edge? I've got a moose elk.
I've got an e-jack
Liverpool God sham's it super new and Ethan Reese K polo Logan
Interesting so I just message me on a spot saying you'll shit at FIFA
What a throwback I know a mousselk was what a fucking youtuber he was back in the day for fortnight
it. Turn your stream off. You awesome human being. What does that fast kind of contradicts
him or anything? You might need to back off the request. And yeah, I'm gonna try on a
restarting game now. Your other identity Santiago. No, what the fuck screen in a second.
I find it to discourage people from, um...
Oh, E-Jack, move, bruv.
How do I turn off these noteys, bruv?
Uh, click R2, uh, R2 in when it's not popping up and then go to notifications and select them all and put never.
They're sure I've done this before, bruv.
Yeah, you probably have.
Yeah, they've done to this game.
Fuck, you hungry, mate?
I find your sub of fun to a bit. I've been trying it mate loving it. So a new found respect for
You look this dream like this
I've actually never done some of fun yet. I've done a 24 hour where you can't sleep out tough
Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, I know that them
My club
No, you're so thank you. Yeah, that's definitely must be you that won't
Get payin yeah, we're just waiting for him to join me
I'm gonna minute I've got what bro not
Chat I'm just being honest can you fucking stop requesting you ain't gonna get in and if you do get in you ain't gonna play
Please just make it easy for us
What's your name Roy?
Kesgram 19. Yeah, Jake is Jake it Toby's it you got my yeah
Jesus keep requesting right please oh transfer request sent to the club nice
there we go yeah that's right Roy you're in there we go I'm done right
Jake, have you requested to be in?
I have to mate, yeah.
Can you do it again, please?
It works, mate.
Yeah, no, at least I will. I'll let you know, mate.
It's probably fucking never.
Right, let's see what pies he ate yet.
Is there any messaging?
Have a look.
The veterans...
I'll just...
I think that's about vegetarians.
There you are, cheers, chap.
Veterans.
Gee, you sure that don't ya?
Very nice. Sorry. I'll let him have that one. He's got me right, you know
Since they said track a while into discord. Oh shit
You know already in the yes chazza
Are you with some squashes? Thank you very much. I didn't replace I didn't get the originals. Yeah, that's right. Thank you very much, mate
Appreciate what she meets. What she's then on a right be now. Thank you, mate. No, I appreciate that. Thank you. What sorry?
Well she has an IP who is 9 mate.
I'm not... I'm not...
I know you're too little, can't slack it?!
I'm not gonna slack it, I would never slack it, you've gone out your way to get me some
of...any...you can't say, ah, I'm not gonna slack that
And its very appreciative
And you know what I thought, I've been it with some harsh replacements here
I ordered you a full sugar fender
You've been it with a zero
But that's good to hear that, not a big drink
Right below that
That's for Jake's
Yeah, that's right
the veterans of Ali that's good honestly thank you mate thank you
thank you oh hello hello hello yes pie yeah I need a few minutes so if I end up going
to the first one I might be a minute late just bear with me but if you play fucking
shit no I won't be a minute I'm just none of me shits working so I'm just trying to
Nah, I'm pretty sure you can put yourself on the bench this year, you know, and get some dump life if you could come on it after.
What have you done? Where have you thrown them? Where have you thrown them?
Where have you thrown them?
I've got them thrown away. I don't know. They're nice.
Where the fuck do you mean I've been on?
You know what? I love you, Pie. Well, I thought this was a bit of a contradiction, you know.
You did a video scene not playing this game anymore.
Morgan!
Yeah, I don't know, mate. Which other just not playing them?
You're having your life back.
You're alright, Pie. Just, you know what I mean? Just because you're constantly in it.
Do you want one?
Yeah please. Thank you.
Is this your Averick out?
Sure mate. Yeah I'm on Big Bert.
I need to be accepted.
You're not there bro.
Here he is. Aww, thanks Chas.
Goodnight mate.
I'm doing my best mate, but he's not coming up.
Right, have you even spelled veterans?
You probably haven't, yeah.
Put your clothes on, she's got four members in.
Oh, I love your chairs mate.
Thank you, thank you.
Please give me a club name, please.
Excuse me.
It's ended up in a bin again.
I'm not joking, I thought I forgot my shelf.
That is weird.
I declined a wallet for fuck's sake.
I'm trying to get him in the discord.
There we go.
I've sent you mine there James, I've done ours.
I love it when the game just keeps freezing, oh you're a prick.
Why is it called the veterans?
Because we're coming out of retirement to fucking play clubs.
We've been there, we've been there, we've done it JK, we've done it all before.
At the highest level.
Oh why?
No, I didn't decline a while, I didn't mean to.
Cheers, mate.
Right, I'm loaded back in.
The club has reached the maximum number of join requests, yeah could you show me doing
this 20 minutes ago, you wouldn't fucking put a design in your guy.
Actually not on.
No one on aggressive request.
My club.
So, into club.
Here we go.
Chat with a greater respect.
I'm trying to get the people in right.
I'm not asking you saying you want to play and you don't want to play.
I'm just trying to get the people in and then we can go from there.
from there. There's many times I'm very stressed. Can a Wally join discord please?
It's taking a while. Play on words there.
Mum, are you in? No, you're not.
What's Awali's name? Jake, when I say request, you ready to request?
Yeah. Request.
I'm trying.
Oh, bot's the something, is it? Well, that's awkward.
Keep going, we're declining as we speak.
Awali needs to join Discord, but I'm not about the club's Discord.
I've invited him. I'm in discord. No, you're not broke. I've written my city. It's called
multi-verse. I've sent you the invite on discord to the discord. Well, Jakey got you.
There we go. Woohoo!
Oh, I'm in!
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yes, so are they. There we go.
I thought I was in another call.
Oh, good, mate. Oh, good.
I'm at your right.
Yes, lads.
I, um, you've...
Okay, my repress has been sent.
Get a box by King.
Oh, fuck. I'm just fucking...
Your your card, what, sorry?
Get a box by King.
fucking got it perfect we're fucking going on in now
i'm going to play you in
wait for that
uh... so i got one of my viewers accounts
i'm level one
i know what it's on there
here
all right
one second boys
I have your question mate.
Oh, Eagle.
How you doing mate?
Hi.
Hi.
He's getting on now, so he's saying I might be there.
What if you've been eating once you've been on stream, Tobbe?
That's the thing I struggle with.
What if I've been eating?
Yeah.
Bro, have you been ordering all the stuff?
If you've been getting cooked or what?
No, I've been ordering. I've been ordering. Mmm. How if you're unhealthy?
Well, a mix
You know at mid-level that mid-level is not quite home cooked, but at the same time it's not too bad
Yeah, I hear it. I hear it. Yeah, what I've started doing now is like prepping my meals before I go live
Just microwave them and then eat them. What a fucking load of shit
You know what I mean.
What a load of shit.
How's that load?
Tell me to tell you I ate a fish.
That's what they said.
You ate a fish.
So there's this Swedish fish called Söströmming.
Hey, did you eat it?
Bro.
Oh, that's a monkey one.
Jason!
Go on the bike. You want to play?
Aaron, how about you throw a poll over yourself, didn't you?
Yeah, I didn't enjoy that one bit.
I
Fork about hour later just to get out because you just keep burping it up and every time you
Dog shit on the floor smart Jase. What's your discord brother? I got you on that message on discord, please Jason if I've got you
Crazy where is he from?
No, funnily enough. Yeah
That was crazy, okay nice
Open the tin the whole thing just sprayed everywhere, bro
And that was shine I had to be on inside. Yeah, it is. That's why that's why I had ended up doing it
Yeah, fuck she was there like you couldn't do that in two minutes. I said I bet I couldn't and I done it
Yeah, yeah, right two of them. It was
Was that just out of the currency a heart to prove her wrong or I
I had to put them on you. Yeah, okay. That's fucked fair play to you for doing that. Yeah. Oh
I think you just message me let me
Jason the ween and Jason I've just messaged you may an important message. Did you get that?
Just message him saying noodle
It's an inside joke
I'm sorry. Oh, I got it inside. Well, I've got one. I'm currently sat inside. And that's
why you'll never be on it. That's why you'll never be on it. Because he's shit. I like that.
I'm trying, man. I'm trying.
I'm already friends with you, Jason.
What the fuck? Why won't you come up?
Well, there you go.
There we go. And then invite.
That's not going to die.
There may be something about.
Right. I've sent you an invite, Jason.
There you go, mate.
And right.
Right. Is everyone in?
Jack, you're your Winger, Jack.
He fuck yeah, that can't that can't have been offerized
Oh, please
I
Yeah, we'll try four three three four over the camp if we need pie. We just went in a pie. I don't know what he's doing
Probably having a fucking wash
I'm rang him by the way 11 10 to 11 bro. Just woke up
Oh, I screw just woke up
He thanked he thanked me for for waking him up
What's that we go back fucking out in it
He's been football today though. Yeah, it has to be fair
Watching Plymouth get battered off Bolton
No, they didn't
Yeah, they did
Was a score to one. They didn't get bad really, but we had 10
But an attendent
you. Hello. Jason. What up dog?
How's life? How's your life?
Hey, you know me man. Just go
day by day. Day by day doing
your team man. Yeah, you know,
you know what it is. Hey, I'm
going to see y'all very soon.
that for a week a dog
I'll never call me a dog
yeah I'm joking man you don't mean that
three the biggest man United fans in one call but all this fucking guy
this guy bro I honestly I can't stand him when he speaks about United
they have to put him to the game yeah he went and got an awesome shot
yeah I know that's like you though you should have you should have saw that coming
That was two years ago.
It's sorry I was muted.
Judge, I found out transfer clubs.
Are we friends on here or not?
No.
So how do I join?
Just request to join the club, mate.
Or I'll find your name and accept you.
Right, what's it called?
The veterans with a space.
Capital T?
Yeah.
Holy shit, I've locked him in Goofensurf.
You ain't broke.
I'm the only American guy in this club.
What, you're American?
Yes, yes.
Oh, right.
boy in in Texas. Yeah. Where? I
mean, there was no matching
club. Oh no, it's no space.
Sorry. No, I thought I thought
you were English, Jake, and I
thought you moved over to
America at an early age. How
do I? How do I join? Do you go
to find a club, mate? Okay, and
then you type in the veterans,
And then you request to join
Requested a transfer nice
The veterans yep got your pie
Well, you had his brother thanks mate. I'll tell you now. Are you ready?
Capital T lowercase
Wait, wait, wait fucking stupid bastard. Wait. How do you say Z? No, there's no Z
All right, I don't do this my club do I leave that leave the no no you'll be all right. You're not just three clubs, but yeah
Okay, okay, so go ahead. It was a capital T lower case H
lower case E
Yeah, capital V
capital V lower case E T
E R
a n s
And then seven requests.
I'd like to send off notifications.
They don't know.
Yeah.
You wait for the thing to disappear.
Oh, thank you, mate.
And then press social settings, go to no ease, meet all social notifications.
Bob's your uncle.
No, Jason, Jason, you're creating your own club there, mate.
Oh my god, bro, there's no matching club. What are you doing? Oh my god Jason?
Wait, sir, you're good
Wait, I'm trying to figure this out
These fucking American guys man. What's your fucking mouth?
Are we still going for some new doll when you're out when you're over?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You little bitch!
No!
You know we had we what the fuck?
Oh my god
So we're starting off strong already bro
I haven't even joined the club yet
That is disgusting
That's really bad
I thought we'd already pre-plumb this
I don't fucking believe you
I'll just call me on then
Yeah I've got an injury right now
Yeah, I've got an injury right now. Yeah, it's pretty so
Yeah, I've got you stream up now. I've got you stream up go to join a club join club there. Yeah, then go to
That's why yeah, oh you how do I go to EU?
Where it says matchmaking region about six down. No, no
Oh my god.
Consumers.
Where are you going, bro?
Jason.
It won't let me go to the right fucking chain.
Jason, just click search club. Just click search club.
Oh, here we go. Here we go.
There we go.
Go down to the matchmaker. Yeah, there you go.
Western Europe.
No, I don't know probably your up here. Just put it on any. Yeah, I think they just put it on any put it on any
Yeah, I'm just like the veterans
He got them Americans. Hey, do not sweat about it. I'm gonna call the phone a car for a bunch of British people. Holy fuck
Wow, it's like shit in this car. Oh, wow
It's tastes like beans in this fucking car
Oh god, dang it.
Alright, well I think it's important we all swap, isn't it?
I was going to go beef, God damn it!
Who's captain of the spear?
You speaking to the captain, but the captain's got to fucking get this imbecile into the club.
Fair enough, fair enough, so should we just start off all on the bench or...?
Yeah, you're vice captain.
I don't mind, you let me know where you want to go.
Genji, can I be vice captain?
Yeah, you can, I'd love for you to be vice captain.
Alright.
the job. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We should have put them cam.
Four for one one put me cam.
What you want to say?
What's your what's your name on the on the game?
Maybe do you want to play?
My name is Godly booty with the eye.
Godly.
Oh my God, I've got it.
Oh, you're bleeding.
Get the fucking.
You're in.
Jace.
Fox opening last.
Fuck.
Oh, boys played.
Like play now.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jason, you got to prove it.
Approve.
I'm going to go for the guy that looks like me the most, I'll see you all prove you using
the XE's.
I've had this using the XE's since I was like 13, okay, yeah, I'll leave it there, it's
type of magician. I'm going to edit this upgrade here. Um, just to ask, I've got max
archaea type thing, I think. What position do you want me in the middle with? Yeah,
yeah, you go. Yeah, you go in the middle. We'll laugh. We'll laugh. Yeah, you're right.
Captain. Yeah, I'm not the captain. Yeah. Do you want to be the vice captain, Chase?
I mean, I'm down. I'm down. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you can't be Jason
Yeah, no about me. What do you know about me?
Can you can you can you get in fullback?
No, I'm not a chance man. Come on Jake. Come on Jake. Come on. I mean come on
That's not a fuck about it mate, Toby's in camp.
Bro, take a chance on me, please.
Take a chance on me.
You're injured, Jack, you can't be...
You're injured, you can't play up there mate, you're injured.
Take it easy.
I'm good with my hands though.
Yeah, no, you are in the changing rooms, but run about on the pitch.
I think so, man.
No, I think we should play a 4-3 to you.
You hear now?
I think you should shut up.
Oh wow, that's nice catching.
You play FC by the way.
No, not really.
Not to me.
Okay, sure, sure, sure.
Yeah, yeah.
Left striker is crazy.
Now we can't go to formation.
We'll go 4334.
Jason, you any good at this game?
I'm in credit.
What is getting my group?
All right, okay
You know I change I'll be a team player wherever you need me to play I'll play there mate
Yeah, Toby you go come you got it you got it you got it
I can play wherever you got that go
Yeah, now you're all right there
Yeah, I heard that new year. No. Oh, dear. I've heard that like the family song. Oh,
go. It goes though. How's it go? Wait, what do you all listen to? Like such a free
song? Give me reason. Take me higher. See the champions take the field now. You define
Make us feel proud. I'm gonna drink dog. So I go to the
Oh dear oh dear
You got to go in the wing make is the two set of mids
Aaron and pie. It's not a gold rushing job. It's the classic pie. Oh Toby even go on the wing if you want
Yeah
I don't believe you.
Ah, who's that?
He's got a set of mid.
Hi, face.
Is it us shit mustards in the back?
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought so.
Can I have your left foot?
Oh, shit, no. Can I be left back, please?
Yeah.
So, is this your first game on today?
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah.
Jason, where you playing?
I'm playing left-wing, left-wing.
I'm gonna be looking for you.
Okay, but I'll always be open. I'll try my best to be.
Ginger's vice captain.
Who said you vice fucking captain?
You.
When?
Oh, you did. To be fair, you did say it.
Did I?
No, you said I could be vice captain and Jason came in and you just started fucking...
Alright, alright, alright.
It's not a joke and I'm like, shit, right, Jakey?
Yeah, Jakey Jakey your your vice-captain. Oh, thank you
I've been here before but I really haven't you know I just watched you slap yourself on his dreams and set yourself up
So Jason what were you doing at 30 to realize you had a godly beard?
I just I wanted to ask you
Wait, what what would you say Jake? What were you doing at 13 to realize you had a godly beard?
So basically at 30
13
Yeah, so this is my Xbox gamer tag way back when yeah
I was part of the godly clan
But my original username was endless boot which was a username given to me by xbox default name and then
It was godly booty. I put an eye
All right first
Yeah
Quick team building question because team chemistry is very important is yep
What's y'all? What's y'all's biggest insecurity?
Probably my teeth
Yeah
You're a fucking idiot. Jason, Jason, he's got a T-Fight fucking bomb dowses.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Oh, that's not nice.
What if we're fucking...
Oh, mate, if we're gonna be fucking...
Just because I can't go to Turkey yet, there'll be a trip.
Mate, Tonya.
I must not the hell I'm all around there.
Yeah, you might as well...
I have a mole on my shoulder with his slick back.
Bro, bro, bro, by the way, Jake has got a mole on his shoulder.
He hasn't shaved in about 14 years
Let's go best camera angle co-op
I'm any as well so
I'm yellow, I'm yellow, I'm yellow.
Let's get the orange guy in the middle, all right.
There we go.
All right, let's go.
Go on, go on.
You aren't going?
I'm in the middle.
One more.
I'm in the middle.
Don't mind it, I'm looking at.
Can I change the camera?
Yeah, go play.
I don't like this.
One more, one more.
Go and keep it playing.
I'm in the middle.
Finish, finish.
Oh, no, Steve!
Shoot, Jason!
Ignit your shitty Jason!
Ah!
Ah, boys, get ready! Get ready!
You want some touch?
Yeah, I love, I love.
There you go.
Touch me.
Touch it, mate, in a bit.
Touch it, guys.
He's the easiest way to approach this great.
He's not ashamed.
Not bad, not bad.
Yeah, but so are we, mate.
That's our first game.
There's a lot of bonding to this.
So go on.
That was my call.
Mala!
Go on.
Go on.
Jaysson!
Jaysson, we love Jaysson!
Go on, Jays!
This is what we do!
Well in, Jays, go on the bike.
Same again, come on!
Where's my left back gone?
I'm here.
Jays, that number is no joke. You can't have that.
Yeah, come on mate, you're 21 now.
nearly nice Jason the initiative oh no I need to one more Jake what a fucking save
eyes so I gotta get warm again it's been a while since I played this game my
guy is you are to be fair what a
I'm a tackle. I'm good in.
Nice
Jake yeah, it's offside. All right, all right. You're right
Yeah, love that Jake, you know
fucking useless
I'm a hundred fifty pinging!
Fucking saw that out.
Well done, well done Jason!
Well done Jason mate, well fucking done.
Fucking trash, dog, trash!
Well said Pie.
At wide.
Lovely.
Lovely.
We'll come back.
But if you're ready, by lovely.
Yes, finish!
By Ferdinand!
By!
I will tell you a part, again.
Go on, Pai.
Same again, boys.
Same again.
Keep it going.
My balls are a real defence player.
So, I was fucking defenced out.
second ball so about the second
ball is the important one good tackle
mustapha one more jason
fucking play the ball earlier jason
Jason, do you go to the on-site room, mate?
Fucking play it earlier!
No, no, no, I...
I... That's on me, that's on me.
Jason, play with your hands now.
Play with your hands to the defender.
Back up my noodles.
Jason, I'm...
What the fuck?
What the noodles have to do with anything?
Oh, God. Play!
You're good, you're good!
Nice one.
Jason! I'm open.
Relax, relax, relax.
I'm on a little hill.
Relax.
There we go
Direct be direct
Jase, is he gonna play it? Play it! Play the fucking pass!
Play the fucking pass you shit-cun!
He's done, he's done...
I've gone, I've gone, I've liked it, I've liked it!
Dambo, I've gone, I've gone, I've liked it!
Sabbo, I've gone, I've gone, I've gone, I've liked it!
Nice swing it about post
Oh my gosh
Oh my god
I'm just gonna land by the way. I don't know if you've seen us on
Oh
I'm open, I'm open in the middle, I'm open in the middle, how do I jump in this game?
Stop the counter, nice.
Why didn't you moan that?
How do I stay in this game?
Stay in the box, stay in the box, centre halfs up.
I'm in the middle, I'm in the middle, number 99, yellow.
Stop, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
Yeah, Rich playing FIFA.
Lovely.
Yeah!
Nice!
Come on!
Fucking love that. Wellie, wellie.
Love that.
Wellie must offer.
Be cool, calm and collected here. Play out boys. We play football at this club.
Fucking hell, right.
Well then lads well then go on to the 26 mate.
James you have to sub him off.
Am I after the intro?
Yeah.
Oh I'm going to have to sub you off James.
No, no, no.
No, man.
No, no, no.
James, congratulations.
Are you serious?
Oh James congratulations.
Oh.
Jason is the lowest rate
Bro, you scored a goal and shit no one's actually on an 8.7
One's ass bro
No one's
Big heart, big heart, big heart.
No, I was getting trolled, oh.
Who's green hair next to me?
Me, me.
Let's go.
Alright, cool.
Let's go.
Pipe, there you go.
Straight in here, let's go.
There you go.
I've gone already.
Let the ball do the work.
There you go.
Are you ready?
Lovely.
Love that.
Move back.
That's me.
Oh, no.
Corner, corner.
Listen.
Let's fucking bear with me.
We should have fucked up.
Play through the power.
Let's go.
Let me get that.
What can we do, fans?
Gotta play through the comes
Left side of the field
it didn't even let me fuck him up man okay who the fuck is that, Pyphate?
What was that?
One more, one more!
That's it, that's it!
That's the fucking ball!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
Oh my god
Oh my god
I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it!
One more!
Play it, play it!
You should have slapped me.
Fucking hell, Rhett!
Yeah, fucking shut up.
Who the fuck are you outside?
Don't be a fucking dick.
Nice, let it go out, Jay. Let that go out, mate.
Bang it, man. Bang it, man.
Nice. Love that one.
From here.
Oh, my God.
You've got negative past completion, bro.
You actually do. Oh, my God.
Right there. Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that. Look at that.
Oh my god, I can't believe it. I cannot fucking believe it.
This British-nice team!
No way, shit, guy finally scored a point.
In it. How the fuck has Brog's scored a two? He's the worst player on the team.
I want the hatchet.
He scored with his toes.
Nice! Fuck!
If he gets a hat trick, I'm putting the pad down and I'm never playing again.
He has scored more chances, I think you've had ginsh.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
That wasn't me, I was lagging.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Line it.
Here we go.
Pick up.
Finish.
What the fuck is that pass?
Shit pass.
I'm over stimulated I'm too old.
I'm so close.
You want to start playing well again now?
Switch it.
Nice.
You're not playing.
Oh my god. Come on. Come on.
Oh my god. Greenie bastard.
What's going on, lads? What's going on?
I won it.
Relax, boys. Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.
Relax.
I'll say it.
I'm here if you need.
Look at this splitting.
Oh, I like it.
Look at that.
Get to the middle, is it?
We're ready.
Line.
Yeah, yeah.
Football.
Why have you gone there, please?
Fucking terrible.
Come on, Jakey, then bang him, Jakey.
How do you lock the camera?
Fuck him, Welling!
Welling!
Thank God, man, I've locked you up.
Love that.
He's never locking again.
Get him.
Come on.
Rest of it.
Oh, shit.
Get me out of the door.
Oh, my God, he's off!
Oh, he's off. I want to just.
How's he been set off for that?
He's a rock barber.
Nice, Mustafa.
Yeah, that's true. By the way, Jake, a red card is a five gifted to man of the match.
Yeah, give me that ball
No, you can't
Fuck's sake nice one Jason
I mean I come off the pitch and all of a sudden it starts falling. Yeah, guess what make is we're fucking man down
Man down
I'm gonna be a corner, I'm gonna be a corner.
Hey get this bullhead fucking ass to talk to me man.
Yo tell me, what's going on?
On the head.
Oh I'm lucky right.
There's no way, there's no way.
How many times is it fucking skinned?
Fuck.
Please would not.
Yes, lovely.
We're gonna have a rolling dead.
Fucking hell Jason, gotta be ready for it mate.
That's not me, that's not me.
Oh, I can waste man.
Can I get it out quicker boys?
Offside.
Good line boys.
I'm going to try to come with Geoffie.
Oh, bye.
Last one, last one.
Yes, what a save, what a save, what a save.
Don't delay like that, we can't afford that again.
It's going to be one-two touch guys, going to be one-two touch.
Oh, look at that.
Get up.
Got a book.
Got a book.
Got a book.
Hong Hong Hong.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
What have you just said?
Sorry.
What have you just said about Jace?
What the fuck?
Yes, Padre!
Padre!
Go on, Padre.
Hey, hey, hey, wait.
Wait, Tobi, what do you want me to do?
School?
Yes!
Oh, it's because you want that as well.
Oh, it's because you were there, sis!
I just went to your right in front of Goldberg.
Yeah, no, I'm not even trolling on Santa Claus, actually.
He called Hong. That's his name.
What the fuck? No one even said anything, but...
Line it!
Damn it, that Hong Kong theory!
Don't be afraid to look left side of the field, yo.
Worth a goal, boys! Worth a goal! Test his keeper!
Who's your body fuck in the ground?
Who's that with the options?
Winners again?
He's fucking no chance!
Yes!
He just gets to five subs for someone.
I think it's going to be the best as well.
Yeah, I've put it somewhere.
Oh, is he yellow?
How the fuck?
How the hell?
I'm gone, last man.
Yeah, see that's doing five to the 90 second minute. Don't matter if they scored. Come on, mate. I think we can get another go
Take the fucking free kick not bad
Come on, Diggs Febreins
There we go
Hey, I didn't get my hat kicked, man.
Ginges out the wheel.
Tell me how dark does it feel?
We've got Padre, Jason, and Tobi.
I'm not a big fan of you.
I'm fucking real, that.
Hold on, I'll chill.
Where's the ratings?
Well done, man.
Well done.
You know, look at that, Jeff, man.
Oh!
That was a great day.
Look at me.
Wait, that's not me.
You can have a drink.
It's not mine.
That was a waste, man.
Yeah, me I think. Oh, come on, lovely.
Well, in pie, man of the match, mate.
Thank you. Wait, what did I get?
I got... Let me double check, let me double check.
You got nothing, bro.
Yeah, pie face with man of the match.
Jake, you're pie five, mate.
No, I actually had a little game over there in the...
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
I got it full-bored indeed.
Can I clarner it for the next five months, a gift in a month, please?
Um, for you, mate, sure.
Oh, thank you mate. I'll play you on this one.
Thanks mate.
It does- they'll run at an interest rate though, so it'd have to be six gifted, you know what I mean?
That-
So it's actually a five now or a six, one a month for six months.
That was five.
That's not much here.
Can I change from here?
That really is.
I can't change from here, can I?
I don't upgrade my Fingli chat.
A bit out of this, innit?
I'm sure you can't see me
Why have you done that them because you the only one in
Lucas thank you very much mate. I appreciate a fucking five may go on the boy. Thank you very much mate
I'll click acts on edit. Oh
Thank you very much mate. I appreciate that Lucas. Thank you, bro. Thank you very much, man
Well, how many have I got here a hundred and nine?
I'll go 85 there. Where's pace?
There we go.
Can you buy them points if you have to just earn them?
Do an XP boost.
Yeah, I do that one
But I fell off it's that much is no sweet
No sure use instant XP. Oh, where's that angle?
Can I get a drink, please? No, it's your modding, bro. You don't drink while you're modding.
Wow. I was on the wing like a wine.
You can reset my chat otherwise, you know.
Aye, let's cook up my guy.
Right, I'd like to apologise to the team for getting sent off last game. Welcome again.
Thank you. I appreciate it. But actions speak louder than words, Jake.
Yeah, I understand.
Ask about Kiwis.
Excuse me?
I'm a lot of the Kiwis that's I need a guy three years ago. Did you after that?
Actually that's what Lucas Lucas again Lucas they can Lucas they can Lucas they can
Well I only go on Lucas for the fucking care five again man. Thank you, bro. Goodbye. Thank you, mate
Oh shit Jason you're Asian. Yeah, that's like saying that's like me asking you are your pubes
or what the fuck you never answers that question though you know Jason my ass yes I agree when
you're asking I don't get I didn't really know a question is for you for like three times
has never answered it. Okay, it's a fucking dumb question.
Okay, Jakey, Jakey, what about Ikea?
Oh, it's all gone quiet over there.
No, Jason, please.
Thank you.
We're quite good.
Not funny. Oh, shit, you can buy XP.
Can we? Yeah.
have you not played the game before?
not, not proper
10,000 instant XP
what kind of buy unlimited of them?
I fucking made
and when you hit a certain level you can't use certain perks again
oh really?
hmm
well that's what we're here to say
I feel like phone calls will be so sick
but
okay, okay
how you know I'm Somali?
no, no, no guys please
haha
i'm just gonna supply me xp better me sorry
said my guys fucking terrible
i kind of have to
you know you wanna like start the game maybe james
oh i'm sorry james i didn't realise i was talking to you
oh wait i wasn't
don't call him jayce you don't like that
what are you jason bro
cross piece of J-Dog like that.
I don't think he likes that either.
No he does.
I love that, I love that.
Oh, you love that, I see what's going on there.
Jason, I've got an initiation question for you now
you're part of the club.
Okay, yeah, I got an answer.
Okay.
How much would it take for you to be bummed by Bateson?
Oh, not a lot, sure.
Be bummed by Bateson?
Yeah.
Everyone needs to answer this, by the way.
Yeah, is it?
What is bummed?
What is bummed?
He has sex with you.
How much would it pay?
Yeah, how much?
How much cash in front of you to accept it?
What is whale?
Who is Bateson?
So go on Google and type in Bateson87.
Yeah, it's the-
That's bad knowledge to you.
It's Bateson.
Toby, Toby, how can you go watching this item
and not knowing who Bateson is?
He's fucking- there's someone that had an upper.
It's the disrespect to Beijing's crazer
Wait basin, they wait
Bate eson 87. I'm looking at black and white pictures. He goes. What's up?
You're a race you're saying we're too old. Hi guys
Hi, what's the audience these days as it changed? I did I just I normally just called people sports fans
It's like it's the generic. I wonder what your price for getting bummed off birds. Oh
Oh, no, no, still exactly the same but what is it? What is it? I think he was 20 grand last time
No, I think it was 50. I think it was 50. Someone actually recently
I went to like I went to important event and they were like really they said I've got this like
Question, but it's really out there like I'm really like sort of done if it's like you guys have seen
I was like ask it and he just said to it ways that I'm up to get fun by Michael Jackson
Oh, yeah, we've had that question like been there done that like oh, you did you pie?
What did what sir? Well, he's dead. So now make that would be a bit weird, wouldn't it?
But you would we Berson?
Yeah, Jason Jason we we need we need we need an answer Jason
Yeah, he's a good lover though, that's what he needs to know.
Yeah, he's a good, he's a nice guy.
That's what he used to say, he's going to give you some pomp here.
Yeah, you're going to fuck the shit out of you, Jason, so you've got nothing left.
He's going to leave you feeling butchered.
Jason is, it's tax free cash.
Remember though Jason. Yeah, it's tax free on that mate. So it's
How big is how big is his dick? Pretty big. He's got he's got kids. So it's pretty it's weaponry
He's on it. He's not six foot three as well. Yeah, he's a big lad, you know
Yeah, I'll take 50k for take away 500 quid you're not going for that's what I said to those that they give back when we when we play this at this event
So I think said like 250 grand I said if they're taking 10 grand off this they're doing it like probably I said what about another 10
Exactly
Yeah, yeah, yeah
chips. Yeah. Yeah, I'd end up quite cheap. You ready, ginger? Yeah, go for it, mate. Okay,
I'm going to give you the arm and answer. Are you off any, ginger? No, no, I'll stay. I need you.
Oh, I reckon prefer me to stay or what? Yeah, I go any because these the defense will fucking
walk off. Yeah, well, I'm a gamer guy now. So I'll probably be fucking unbelievable.
if we're being honest yeah Jason Jason we need a number mate
okay 100 million 100 million oh fuck 100 million I'll get fucked by literally anyone in this
What love pot?
Mate!
Jhin, Jhin can I get a love?
I'll do it!
I'll do it!
He's got to be a high price, Jhin, I mean, because...
I mean, they're both a bit quite short, mate.
I'm just taking the piss, though.
Yeah, that is taking the piss.
I'm taking the beans a lot, that's a lot.
I'm lying, what's up?
Right, same again, boys, come on!
Come on, into the world!
again boys same again reminder I'm yellow I'm yellow yeah now we know Jase
no I can ask them oh straight in here boys
okay this thing is already better than the last one
yeah I can't lie you're coming up wrong Jason press Jason press hold up I'll
try and get it there you go hold on
Yeah, I have to play some football there, lads.
Nice.
One more, one more, one more.
The fucking hell is that?
Fucking good ball through, fucking Ralph Harris.
That was all right jakey actually mate. Thank you mate. Just no one was in the middle. I've got a good whip on me
So
Oh, bro you gotta hold your run man. Oh, what the fuck
What's going on?
Oh man.
Subs are warming up.
What the fuck?
They've got subs.
They've got subs.
Who's getting subbed off?
Sorry Jason, but you just weren't good enough.
Do you know how sick this phone comes complete?
Like having a full subbench tonight.
Could have been so sick.
Yeah, I should go off.
Who's getting subbed off?
Fucking Issa Goblin.
Issa Goblin.
Issa Goblin.
Issa Goblin.
Issa Goblin.
Issa Goblin.
Issa Goblin.
Issa Goblin.
He subbed in a pro goalie, what the fuck?
Right.
He didn't even have gloves on, did he?
I know, I did do this all black.
Nice.
Got that first, love it.
One two touch, one two touch.
There you go.
Oh, they don't want it.
They don't want it.
I'm gone.
Yeah.
They don't want it.
They don't want it.
Time's up.
They don't want it.
Hey, Jason, you don't want it.
You don't know how to do that.
Jason, Jason, you do this, man.
Get on.
I guess you lost one bit of advice.
I gave it to you and you ignored it, bro.
Lucky Jason, mate.
You don't want to see to the anger as well and he doesn't want to be you don't get angry about much but pro clubs
You're messing with me. I'll rip your fucking head off. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, well fuck his heads a passion. We want I love it
Get rid of it Jake
And again and again and again look at a football one more one more
Oh
Your fucking shit
You're fucking shit
How do you not scored that nice Mustafa fucking useless nice
Oh my fucking god
Yes crazy. Oh wow, I see what I get it
press him nice
guys blovered
Cheers, cheers. Hey
Wow, wow well done. He's actually took three out the game there
He's took four years out the game there boys. That's embarrassing
Great he actually does it comes from Jason's father
Yeah, you're in the switch and stuff. All right, fair enough.
Fucking hell, J. You're fat, cunt.
That's not my fault, what the fuck?
What's he fucking me for?
I wasn't even driving.
Nice, well, in, Roy.
Fucking... Interesting.
Let's move it.
Love it.
Keep it ticking, keep it ticking.
Fucking hell!
Hey, man.
Well, in, alright.
Nice, you don't have to follow us again.
Shit, Pie.
Don't be afraid to go to left side of the field, y'all.
So, corner of the field.
Let's go, let's go.
Ah, look at him.
Isn't it, use your middleman, come on, use your middleman.
I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
Offside.
All that focus on that, you know what I'm saying.
Grand up, guys.
Middle, who's that?
Come on, man.
Go on.
Toby got to get his shot off, mate.
I'm gonna get you off.
I'm gonna see what you got.
See what the f**king ball.
Oh, what the f**k.
What the f**king thing?
Is that a slur?
Oh
Now I can think of worse things
Line line line it line it nice. I'm on. Yeah, I do fucking know it one more
We're losing nice Roy
Oh my god.
Nice one.
Oh my god.
Nice one.
Oh my god.
Too open.
Too open.
I think we need to go left.
I don't make some happen.
I want to get back to the start.
Yeah mate.
Make a run.
What?
Try it.
Paul happened
Jason you're gonna get yourself sent off mate
I'll grab it out of the 10
To be honest he'll probably help us now
Yeah he's not wrong
Where's my runs here?
Nice
Jason finish off my map
Oh my fucking god
He's a pro
He's not a pro he's fucking shit
Win that win that win that
What an
I've got to defend better guys.
Nice, love it, Pie.
To my feet. I'll hold. Play to my feet, guys. I'm a hold up striker. I'm a hold up striker.
Nice, Jake.
I'm not in behind striker. I'll pull up wide, play to me feet. When I'm in the middle, play to me feet. I'll hold it. I'll distribute it. Do not play me in behind lads.
Everyone's thinking about getting shacked off by this in here and we can't focus on our football
Yeah, guys coach is right. He's playing more as a team more as a unison three past me
We need to forget the clip 5 minute
If you mess up he calls it a clip farm
I
Also request people to know how to move in position you see all so true
I stayed out of your way when I'm in camp guys are running left right and center. Yeah
Because the fucking shit told me that's why look at this fucking fat line after getting the ball now
Mix them up and Jakey
You can't pass the ball through people there dragon
No.
Have a half of a stop time.
Yeah.
Now we go, now we go.
I got it.
What's that?
Yeah!
MUSIC
Come on!
Come on!
Give it up, give it up!
Come on!
Come back, Jeremy, come on back.
What a ball.
Fucking great ball
Jit see what the fuck is this call me
What the fuck is he just called me
Yeah, the export is also good to use by the way
be careful the axis of soil subject
yeah right in the middle whatever you want lovely
touch me yeah whatever you want
I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
Much better football, I'm mad.
Guys, the ball's close to the ends.
Yeah.
Fucking shoot the ball, you fucking gem!
What the fuck is he looking at?
Everyone you are a hatchet of misses
Nice
So I just want a bit of Japanese in this game, you know
He don't want him he don't want it me never want sir. It's been fucking beat
Lion it
It's me fucking hell.
That was an imposter among us.
What did you call me?
Hold on, you, hold on.
It's me, it's me, that's me, that's me.
Play it, play it, play it.
Fucking useless.
I don't like that pass from you.
Why are you moaning, bro?
Why is he moaning?
I don't like that pass from you.
What again, what again, what again, what again?
Change! Change!
Yeah, I'm lagging, I'm lagging.
Jason, you're in a rush.
Fuck.
Have you, oh my god!
What's something that I mean?
What's something that I mean?
Are you asking him if he's got to get off in the next hour as well?
He's got to get off in the next hour.
Play it, play it!
Finish!
You're finished!
You're finished!
I'm not going to repeat this shit.
You've had our shit.
Whoa.
I'll win it.
Well, I'm not being funny.
I'm not letting Jakey get away with that.
He distracted me because he was fucking accusing Jason of being in a film.
No, I weren't.
I asked him to do it in a rush.
Yeah.
You're on the budget now, mate.
You're on the budget now, mate.
Play me.
Oh, we've got to get some good boys.
Look at me. Look at me.
Yeah, that's middle. Middle, middle.
I'm trying to accuse him of being a pushback.
No, no, no!
You don't get this!
Not this stage in the game, boys.
You've got to try it out.
Look at this goalie. He's playing with us.
Oh, my God!
Yes!
We won!
Hey, hey, do you know what I will say?
Do you know what I will say?
That wouldn't have happened if I didn't shoot.
Don't you dare take credit for that.
All right, sorry.
That was great pressing, come on.
Clurr.
Get me getting powers in there,
group chat for that now,
it's under pressure.
100%.
Come on, it's Gameboys.
The head's got it.
What a ball, Jakey.
Jakey, what a ball.
Fucking play it, you fucking greasy spunk ball.
Oh, my.
What a fucking ball.
What a save, what a save.
What a deal.
Look at the fucking state of that.
That's actually bad, actually, it looks like him.
Desmond, focus.
Oh my god, come on.
Nice welling on the boot.
It's a great challenge.
I'm like Pepe.
For a while, but I don't hear him.
Pepe, Pepe, Pepe's response.
Yeah.
Oh.
He's got that touch there.
Oh, yeah.
It's OK.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Go, go, go, go.
I had to hit you.
That post, that post.
Oh my god, it's a failure.
Fucking playing greedy, kind of wide open.
Nice.
You fucking greedy or a blinding cunt!
That is fucking greedy, that is fine.
It's a fucking team game.
It's a fucking team game.
It's a both boys, not the god boys.
Appreciate it though.
Oh, nice.
Get out, Trin.
Where's Jamie?
Line it, line it.
Let's go, let's move.
20 off, who's that? I missed it, sorry, I'm gone.
I catch up. Hey, thank you very much, everybody.
Oh, my God.
Come on, bro.
Jamie!
Jamie Norrie, Jamie Norrie.
We love Jamie Norrie.
Go on, the boy. Thank you very much, Jamie, mate.
Thank you, bro
Yeah, you're a fucking knob for that
Is that what it is ego
Fuck me, just you got a few wins in a chance, but it's a fucking ball!
You're cutting me off in my fucking head!
Alright mate, alright, you let me know how many wins you get in your fucking...
I don't give a shit though, I'm not fucking... I'm not greasy fucking narrowed mate!
I just passed a fucking ball!
It's not fucking hard to pass a fucking ball, is it?
Alright, I'm looking the other way.
I'm going to have to take a record of it.
You're not going to escape with this series, no! Let's not, let's not, no!
I've done it on purpose. I've done it on purpose.
I've done it on purpose. It teaches a whirly lesson.
That's what happens. That's what happens when you don't pass the ball.
Because you think you're one bigger than the club and you think you're two good at better than you are.
You fucking greedy cunt pass the fucking ball next time
Now we've all suffered because of him. Yeah, that's what happens
Well done a wally nice one mate
Who the fuck
Oh
No one's asked about your matriot
we are leaving with sign. That's just embarrassing. How do we lose that? I just can't believe we
were laughing after we lost to you. It's my face to fucking blanch. Don't say how do
we lose that. Jason got a 5.8 by the way. Jason got a 5.8. Wait. I'll say it. Get
it wrong. Come on, Joe. That was literally on. That was on James. That was on James.
I'm gonna put you back in camp go back in camp because I know how to stay out of the way of a camera
Yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree
It just is he's attracts the bull is a bull magnet for some reason I don't appreciate
Fucking cast
striker
Fuck it's so funny Cal Friesi texting me he's like yo, I'm gonna be starting
Who takes you there?
Oh fuck you're on my team, I'll be just playing Seasons.
Can't play.
No, people keep saying play our team, play our team.
Oh no, no, we're not.
You don't want to do that, bro, it's a long day.
Yeah, a long day.
I've been honest for a while, you owe me an apology.
Excuse me?
You've been excused, thank you, but you owe me an apology.
Let me know what for cuz I'm wide open for it's happening. You choose to shoot cuz you greeder
Big family getting gays. What would you do if I said I genuinely did it?
Yeah, I'd say you're fucking clearly blind mate. I know
All right, I'll do at least 30 minutes of place. All right then fair enough. I'm sorry
Thank you. Absolutely fucking nothing. Yeah
Fucking go. I can't fucking stand it
I knew I shouldn't have fucking signed in the summer the summer the first year the summer I knew I shouldn't have fucking signed
Now ain't getting to that
Right boys, it's an unscore
I'm not getting into it. Yeah, I can destroy the guy
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
I'm filming as well.
Bit weird.
Yo, who said that?
What are we doing?
Wow, offside anyway.
That's unbelievable bit of football.
That's embarrassing.
What did Nick?
What did you just say?
One more.
It's all right.
Hey, hey, don't tell me we're going to get it.
Head up, Toby, we're gonna get it, it's alright mate.
Nice.
Aww.
Funnick, I'm pretty sure he's left back that Jakey's playing.
You're fucking left wing at the minute mate.
Nice, nice.
Aw, shit.
Come on.
which is a lot of time but we don't they don't give me a fucking ball
all right that's the last time they did it
I didn't lose the ball
you stop it
what's the way it is
I'm not sure where you are
I'm not sure where you are
make that one out make that
fair enough man
I made it
oh James just holds down sprint
where is it
the trigger
I'm struggling bro
I'm on a
fucking get any position man.
Oh my god.
What a double save, what a double save.
Shit.
He's not got that 90 rated bruise.
Yeah, these are real.
There's any trail in my face.
Look, look, look, look.
I'll beat you.
I'll beat you.
One more, one more.
James!
Yeah!
Yeah!
See, that's what you meant to do, Wally!
Did you see that?
Fucking idiot!
Show back in the video.
Proper football, that's what that is.
Fucking hell!
Keep it pushing, keep it pushing.
Where's this free kick?
No, he put your plate on me.
Well in, Jay, he's unlucky, mate.
Give me that!
Nice!
Get that ball, get that ball up!
Oh yeah, where me?
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm here for you now.
Come on, come on!
Look inside your pocket.
The burn is on.
Hurry up, man!
There you go, come on.
Eight, nine!
Oh!
Good man!
Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky.
No bad, no bad.
Yeah.
Winners jerky.
Bangin.
That's it, Jerker.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, I'm actually unreal.
Can I have a vote?
Nice.
Jason, I've gone. Jason, I've gone.
One-two, one-two.
Fucking useless cunt.
Is it though?
Ah, wait!
and I said you're right yeah give it to you for it something to do exactly okay so okay it's fine
Yeah, I'm gonna do that if you're not gonna pass it your fucking gorm was
Not to take credit, but that wouldn't have happened if I had an attack on Jake.
Go on Nathan, you're so brilliant.
Surely, fucking hell.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, very cool.
Forgive me, boys, man, I'm sorry for why I don't mind.
What are you going in?
What are you going in?
Oh, what a surprise.
A while he gives it away.
No, it's me actually I know I saw it. I'm lucky pie go get me
Exactly done it again again fucking pass the ball
Yeah, bro, because I'm decent the finesse was on yeah, I agreed pie agree
I don't mind it. Is it only one
is not. What's wrong with that?
Hey, what was in your channel?
I've logged into you before, Toby.
It's okay. Basketball.
Uh, for WWE, actually. Wow.
Wow. No, don't make it weird.
No, can I actually I fucking love
I fucking love
He did too far
So many my chatties put the racist jokes are flying around tonight. This is why I love clubs. I've not been racist
Yeah, please
You gotta believe in your winger that's the fucking ball
Oh, he passed the fucking ball.
Oh my God, he said that nice because you couldn't say let me let me see.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I hope my games.
Okay.
No, it's not that.
Okay.
That's all.
Someone did say that.
It's gone.
Nice.
Oh, well, he's like that.
What a fucking shame.
It's gone.
He's got auto-cubed, I just read it.
Nice.
Oh, Wally's like, what a fucking shame.
We might be able to pass the ball now.
Yeah, it was only you.
Oh, no, Jason as well.
Oh, lucky boys, unlucky.
Yeah, see, cheers, James.
Really?
Oh Jason is bad that's a fucking shame.
Oh man how's it come back?
Oh that was good.
So even though he's just done that.
Oh no.
What the fuck is going on here then?
What the fuck?
That was high, that was high.
I'll take it if you want James.
Yeah I'll go.
I'll try so.
Work quick enough.
Nice.
Oh fuck you.
Wait wait wait if you can wait.
If you go on the bench I can shove you on.
I got no one.
I have no one on me.
If I get it, I got it.
We're better than this game.
We're better than this game.
I have zero people on me.
You take a stand and leave with us.
Get out boys.
Get out boys.
I'm all right.
Thanks, thanks.
What the fuck is that monster?
Looks like lucky jakey's mum.
Oh man.
What the fuck?
I'm all right.
Yeah, your mum is nice.
Yeah, it's all fit right now.
She's fit.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Are you on the bench, O'Ali?
Yeah.
I can't, I can't sub you on, sorry.
No worries, we've got over some school packs and freaks, BRB.
Wait, what happened?
A bro said BRB. Ha ha ha!
I think the school packs was worse.
Yeah, true. Here we go.
What month are we in?
My best game. I wanna go.
Here we go.
Oh, go on, Jason, play me. Go on. Please, Jason, treat me.
Jason, I can't wait for team of this season.
Jason, thank you so much.
He just called for the ball and I'll pass it to the ball.
Jits, oh my fucking...
But if I lost the ball there, you're gonna scream at me.
Because you're not going to come to the sprint.
Come on, Jason. Jason!
Yeah, look, look, look, look at y'all. Fuck y'all.
Abba, fuck you, mate.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah, pretty early.
Oh, no.
What I say you can't understand us right? Okay
What a fucking joke that is
You're the American one dog
Play it Jason
Oh, that was nice!
Oh!
You can't even put it in there, that!
You have to score there!
That's not even close!
You have to score there, and I've just realised
I've got the wrong pro on, this isn't the face scan!
I've just realised!
My bad, everyone!
Yeah, I've just realised now it's not the face scan!
What, you've just realised your guy's not ginger?
Yeah!
Yeah, honestly, I don't have any idea if I'm not this...
I think that's the most obvious bit.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, there is now for in the middle.
Oh, what are they stop fucking shooting?
No, that's just plus, yeah.
The castle is red.
Oh, fuck, is it?
Right.
It was fucking funny at first, mate, yeah, but I'm not having this.
Yeah, is it?
Yeah, it's making room.
One more.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh, that's Jason
What a fucking challenge
Yeah, just one guy
I'll win me a death!
I'm locked up.
We have not hit the target once in my life.
Fucking don't knock.
I gotta finish that.
That's mine, bud.
I can't get a hat trick, you know.
Thanks, Jason.
Where?
Back post.
Back post, yeah? You want it?
Yeah, I fucking have it.
Kez Graham!
Jason, I don't want me to get my hat.
Oh, sorry man, I didn't see you.
No, no, no, that's okay.
Oh, I didn't see you, I'm sorry.
That's okay.
You know what it is, don't you, Tobi?
I do.
I'll pass this to you.
Yeah, I'll take a take a take a take a take.
Well, yeah.
Oh, that's okay.
Why are you screaming for it?
I'll scream!
I'm at fucking place!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Are you worried?
Are you worried?
Are you worried?
Tobi, are you purple?
What color are you?
I'm black, mate.
Oh, okay.
I'm not I'm not I'm not liking that response from jade there that was
kind of almost I don't he said it well he's already been homophobic today no
actually the black he did he said being gay was a red flag apparently no I didn't
No, I don't know.
It's actually a rainbow.
For fuck's sake.
When that...
Oh, he's coming.
He's not a five gifted ducky, it's a pro.
Oh, he's gone.
Yeah, but he's had to go, aren't he?
But you can throw them in it.
Nope. Yeah, James, that's your responsibility.
Yeah, well, this is the thing where when I'm probably
going to get my own match myself, it is what it is.
Give yourself five let's treat yourself win that I win it. I'm a fucking joke in the air by the way
Old challenge you
Not fire for me
When Jakey playing
With his hands in the jungle he doesn't reach out. That's not true. Oh shit
Nice
Jason
One more. Oh, you're going Jason go on
I'm not even joking, I don't know why, but Jason's actually playing well.
He's running past loads of people, dribbling like Mitova or something, what does he want?
Win that?
Yeah, no, Mitova's probably the best dribbler in the prem, mate.
You said I was the best. Yeah,
that's for that's for your mouth,
right to your chin. Yeah, when he
called you, that was a different
type of that.
Him or him or.
That's it.
I'm not going to mess that far.
Oh my god, I've had enough of
them. Have you? Have you now?
Yeah, I have. Yeah. All right,
I can't, mate, you're enough for me, I can't play here.
Come on, Jason.
We are offside, his bell is offside, his bell is offside.
Jakey Davis is bell is offside.
Let's go, let's go.
I'll have a laugh, I'll have a laugh, I'll have a laugh, I'll have a laugh, I'll have a laugh.
I need to hear it once, mate, I'm not deaf.
Give me Gary.
Gary level the old lot Gary level
Keep the ball boys keep the ball
Keep the ball boys. Just be smart with it with three hundred ten men. Let's just be smart with it
Let's just be smart with it boys
Grow up says the 35 year old fuck off
Yeah, tell me. Me that. Fuck it.
Fucking greedy cunt.
Nah, you lot.
Michael! Michael, where the five?
Where the five? Michael, where the five?
Go on, the boy. Very much, mate.
Go on, Michael. Favorite of five, mate.
Fucking legend. Go on, the boy. Thank you, brother.
It works. When you're born before others, you get older quicker.
You actually get older at the same amount of time, mate.
Yeah, that's very true, yeah.
I just put thirty four no wife no kids
It was one of the match
I'm just getting tired.
Sort of find yourself with Papa's Murph please.
Shall we get one more game, Lee?
One more game, one more game, Pisces!
One more game, one more game, my suit!
Oh, might go off me.
Alright, say bit me.
You got one more, you got one more.
What's that, so we got one more?
Yeah, go on, go on.
Here's to them.
You give in to what you wanted, Dan.
Oh, just gonna get just gonna get for a pass
I was gonna go off there as well. Cheers, Tom
Batman, I got you bro. I got you. Oh, I gotta make this now. Actually, I'm not gonna lie. I got me
Jason Jason Jason Jason, let me tell you about baby
What should we read your stats up?
Oh, go ahead. Shall we take a look Jason stats?
He's got a few goals.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not here to shit on him.
I had two goals.
My first game on my 150p.
So everyone played free games, Jason?
You have.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
What's your game attack?
My game attack is Godly Booty.
Okay, what game is that?
Two goals in three games, not bad.
Notice this.
It doesn't press pass.
We're not surprised.
Yeah, I literally had a couple good but I had like pre-assist
22% shots on target my boy
Is it says successful dribbles? Well, wait, wait shots on targets 22% the lowest in the club by like 40%
Passes made
So you got better
I'm playing more risky passes you go
I'm not playing as the striker if you have to play as the ball to the ball to the net.
He just sat in my toilet.
What?
I don't even understand what you just said.
Ginger just come in my room and use my toilet.
Right I'm back here.
You ready?
I'll give him a second.
No he's right.
What's up Jay?
What's happened?
Why do you use my toilet?
Toby.
I thought you used your toilet.
Is everybody gonna get like an even amount of playtime just for the Sunday
church?
And that your manager will decide that they're like,
Why are you laughing?
I actually have been training though.
If I were you Jason, just play like that you've traveled a long way for it card
and then they'll give you a few more minutes.
I did, I mean I am.
For some reason Calphreysi sent me a picture of Bench.
Oh, it means he hopes you've been doing the bench press like warming up and getting muscles bigger and shit
Yes
Edmunds
Jason they said you should get acquainted with H2O. I don't know what that means
This water you fucking in the cell
James watch your fucking mouth
Yeah you like my mouth, you like my mouth, wouldn't you?
Wrapped around your bell end
You were not that kind
Let's go guys run, I've made the run already
Check the run though, check the run though
Yeah
Oh jeez
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, don't look at me.
Jason, we swap colours on yellow now.
Fee, Jake, yeah.
I forgot.
Was that Jason again?
That was Jake.
That was Jake.
No, it wasn't.
Me and Jason have swapped colours on yellow now.
Don't think you...
There we go.
Yeah.
Oh, lovely.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, my God.
That was sad.
That was sad.
Fuck.
Fucking disgusting.
Fucking disgusting.
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
James, put me on it, please, for confidence.
Shut the fuck up, you dick.
Come on!
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Yeah, ginger and salt food!
Oh, the ghost, they ate snow, but we know he's got gear!
Come on!
Fucking get him.
I've done a racism, no, I've not.
I think you might have.
I'm too embarrassing, bro.
I'm not, I was really waiting.
I never.
You're not even live right now.
I just really faked shots when he gets the ball.
Oh, he's got it.
Oh, he's got it.
James, James, James, James, James, James, James.
Oh, brilliant.
James, James, James.
He didn't catch these days.
Barra's smithing his club.
Right, I need him out of the match, though.
I need this.
Right, come on.
For fuck's sake, bro, I'm fucking controlling Holland.
No problem.
Can't believe this.
Can't believe you've done it.
I've done my bit now, boys.
should do something about it score and all the goals
on you when that when that keep on fucking keep it in the gym
you why are you pushing at strike and how you gonna go for Jason we need to
fucking sit do you know fire me in your jay pocket all up okay now is it loose
to his hands. What?
No, I can't just hit the gym, bro.
How's he wasting that?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, he hit my chest.
Nice.
One more, Mustafa.
One more, one more, Jason.
I'm off.
Nice.
Mustafa.
I see you, Tobi.
Nice.
There you go.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Press that.
Back if you need.
Oh, shit.
We have three old Nini.
You know.
Three to five business days.
Oh
Not that little... nice.
No way.
Oh, no way. No way.
Oh, come on.
Wow.
Oh, that's bullshit.
Wow.
That is just fucking... bollocks.
That is bullshit.
Totally we had 11 men.
That's it, man.
That is outrageous.
That's the joke.
That is outrageous.
Hey, Pa, he had ice in his veins.
That's on the way.
Level 30.
Very good, very good.
Speaking of ice, I won't tell everyone what you've been trying to get up to, mate.
I
Can just tell him it's in a strike a car
What are we doing?
Oh my god.
You have to look at this.
What are we doing?
Mental.
They're meta gaming, bro. They're meta gaming.
Come on, we're fucking on this.
Guys, come on, we're a team.
Who plays football like that? What is that?
Oh my gosh.
That's not realistic, is it?
Wow, tough thing.
Fucking joke.
I don't even know what formation we're playing you wouldn't know would you
We've swapped the cam out front basically so it's...
It's too open.
It's still open.
It's still open.
We're too open at the back.
One more Jason.
Jason, go back.
Why would we not?
No, no, no, no.
I'm trying.
He's fucking telling me this.
Nice.
Right, now, now, now, now.
I'm going on.
It's in.
Oh, fuck it.
I'm so lucky.
I'd love to know where my left back is.
It's me, but I'm trying to where my left back is.
There we go.
Yeah, that's a Toby.
I'm not missing one.
Play it.
One more time, mate.
One more.
One more.
Oh, my fucking...
I'm fucking shit.
A lot of them.
Dog shit.
A lot of them.
I'm playing with Chazer.
It's not.
Chazer's half decent.
Go on, Elliot.
Do you have a 13, mate?
Oh, my God.
Chaz, what are you doing?
No.
Where's our defense?
Oh, no.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There's two centre-backs in the back.
Yeah, well, I'd be right back. I'm controlling him.
He didn't say it. I'm showing his, er...
I'm behind you, if you want. Nice.
Are you made the wrong run, Pie? I go across him.
No, they're not. They're actually...
Fuck, he's just put me on the floor.
He's just put me on the floor.
Go, go, go.
I'm going, I'm going.
Yes, I know.
Oh, my god.
That's a good pass. Run faster.
No, we're not good pass.
We're not good pass.
Go on, Caitlyn.
5 out of 5, gift in love. Go on, Caitlyn, you mad cow.
Thank you very much, Caitlyn.
Fuckin' that's for you, love. Go on.
5 out of 5, love. Fuckin' legend.
Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I don't know why it's done now. That's my bad. That's my bad. That's actually my bad. Oh my
Good fight.
And again, and again.
That's a foul.
How is he just...
Nice.
How's it going, bro?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Nice, nice, nice.
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron!
Just come on, come on, come on, come on.
How is it?
Sorry, mate.
Oh, my God, they're in again.
Just like that.
Look at the fucking back line on fucking eggshells.
That's what I have to do
because you're the fucking lazy bastard
who don't get back.
Do I not have to do that?
Do I not have to do that?
Do I not have to do that?
How about you get your fucking match up?
There's a lot of players on this call.
That was intense.
Jeremy, we don't have any year when he fucking speaks to me like that.
I'm not doing this shit.
Lay it, lay it, lay it, lay it.
Oh, my God.
I love it, dude.
Oh, well done, well done.
James, you don't need to dive in there.
I'm on me, right? Okay.
Please, they're just trying to show off, so please be careful.
They're trying to score like they're trying to
make a self basically.
Get me out of this wall bro.
Alright guys, get me out of there.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
It's just late night.
Everyone's just chilling watching.
Go on, oh my god, count her.
I love that, I love that.
I love that.
I'm on, I'm on!
I'm still on!
He's off, he's off, he's off!
You are fucking useless.
You are fucking useless, a lot of years.
I use incompetent fucking useless
Yeah, I bet you will
That that by the way comes from pie face our wallet and Jason being offside
All right, I mean it would help you an extra pair in the pitch. Yeah, would it would it? Yeah
Well, we haven't played with 11 men since we came on clubs because I've got Jakey playing a fucking wherever the fuck
He wants and Jason don't count as a fucking player so without a nine men straight away playing well
Someone believe that I'm playing well
I'm gonna send it to you.
So I'm gonna fucking team.
Right, Jason, I don't like your racist attitudes.
Brea and British got absolutely nothing to do with going on right now.
All right, guys, listen up, okay?
Because I'm assistant coach.
Jason, it's pretty much spoken to.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Listen, I'm gonna say control it.
We need to pack.
Jason, second one.
I'll tell you what, Coach.
There's no chemistry on this fucking team.
There is chemistry.
There is chemistry.
I know you feel it, because I feel it too.
We've got something.
We're back here. Let's look at it.
Perfect. That's the right thing to do.
Go on, Jordan. 23-3, mate.
Can I view it up?
Yeah, we've got Jake playing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm moving in, moving in.
Love it, you.
I
Honestly take that fucking lampshade off his head and fucking telling me that shit
I say you got a
Oh
The fuck's the protest
Yeah, we could fucking win this now I can control the winger
Now I'm actually good, you know, Jason fucking fuck yeah, man fuck yeah
Oh my god. Where are we? Nice you.
That's called our centre back.
Play it, play it. No, wrong way. Wrong fucking way. Wrong way!
Tom was running too fast. He should have gone slower.
There you go. Oh my god.
He got off that track. Good stuff.
Line it.
Do you want a ball? Release, do you want a ball?
There you go, you're gone. Go.
Oh
Told you he's been missing me up front dinner fucking told you
Oh see the vision I get it
Sorry, I'm waiting for you.
You can't do this.
Say, you see, you don't...
Ha!
Hee-hee-hee!
Oh, that's great!
Well, we're not lost and stuck.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
Can we get the fucking ball?
Yeah, it's well in, Kaz.
Why you suck all the time, Kaz?
Look, but this one guy's running all down.
There's nothing in the air.
Come on.
I think this is behind me. Quiet.
Better calm this. Better calm it all.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Relax, relax, relax.
me left. I'm a side. I made it eight years on the right. Yeah, I'm gone. Oh my God.
I'm going on the left. Fucking useless. Absolutely fucking useless. Yes, must
have fun. That's my game. Not fucking sorry.
and that.
I'm like, get out of here.
Great switch.
You've got two people free down the line.
Why are we switching it?
Can't be switching it.
Hi.
Viruses.
You just go by face.
Only for a virus because he switched the ball.
There you go.
All right.
Come on, Mustafa.
And in the fucking game, boys.
boys
Chai I'm reading news
Oh
Bro what the fuck you doing who is still switching it
Thank you look at me I'm back in the box doing I know
It's what I do! It is what I do!
Come on! Come on, Jason!
Come on!
Congratulations, Jason. Let's go.
See, look how good Jason could be if he was good at the game.
Look, this is what Jason could be doing if he was fucking good at the game.
No way he's cut it out.
Jakey fucking getting in your position you cunt.
We genuinely got this place.
School back.
What a day he's got while I dare you.
Nice.
Oh my gosh.
Bring him down.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, he's played through.
Well done, Pie.
Why is he not got some ground there?
Who's lost that in the middle there?
Pie.
the ground there. Who's lost that in the middle there? Pie face. It wasn't me. I didn't have
the ball. It was Pie. He was Pie. Watch that. Nice one boys. Well done. You've got to believe
boys. You have to believe. You have to believe. Line. So inside Ginge. Yes. Shit pass. Fucking
Yeah, that was it fucking one line
Come on
I've scored a fucking hat trick boys. This is what I mean. You fucking need me
This club is fucking useless without me
Work it back
back let's go come on boys yes jay loving jay am i ball my ball
Oh, I'm done.
Why, I'm a clown.
Oh, the fuck is that?
Okay, okay, okay.
Lovely. Oh, my god.
And they were questioning me.
And they were questioning me.
Oh, my god.
You're shit.
You're ass.
Tollbeck, I can't believe you missed that.
He's moved the keeper there.
He's moved the keeper.
I didn't know they were there.
Yes! Good tackle!
Well in pie well in pie
Pike up if I'm for that
Square it square it
How is he not going to win?
You fucking useless cunt!
He's meant to be VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVZ
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh look at me, I'm one of those fucking gimps that still plays Fort Jambs in April.
And in reality I'm fucking shit because I've not got Cardiopina.
Your ass!
Ohh..
That was the best play, it's all right.
Ahh, that is hilarious.
You know what, maybe I had an open goal in here, let's focus on that.
Open goal?
Your shit, bro!
And pile of five gifted, please.
You also got 10 off, so they should cancel that.
No, I'm gonna gift it to myself, don't worry.
Oh, so don't let Toby get away with it, don't let Toby get away with it!
Yeah, there's a couple of bad messages.
You know what you know what use honestly without me in that game. He's were fucked
Now if we had your actual player on the pitch, we would have done much better. No you won't you can never pick responsibility
Because responsibility
Spells problems and it comes with great power
My magician straight go reset. So I was playing with a default pro basically apologies lads
It's not gonna know for is it really told me
It's not it's not but it's still better than what you put out to be
No, there's not
today
I'm a man thumbs on these sticks I was going home
Some of you are fucking unlucky you serve your pathetic waste of space
What the fuck?
He had a lot of time to think we should listen to him. He had a lot of time to think from that early shower
Yeah, really sure that carried the bat liner and scored three goals really early shower
Would you know we're gonna be last you then
I'm off me, but it's been an absolute pleasure nice to meet you off mate. I'm longer than a make-safe care
Thank you. All right, use over gonna cash is a bit. Bye. See you in a bit, mate
Yeah, I enjoyed that apart from your fucking teammates being shit
There's always tomorrow for some snooker
are you good at snooker? I can play with bulls you.
I might try. Thank you so much. See you later mate.
See you later mate. It's alright.
Why are you doing that? I thought you played well then.
You did a good job. Thank you mate.
Sometimes you can just get on well when you're quiet.
Focus on your job. Make sure you get shit done.
We did a bad job in there. No, I don't think he's anything I think I think that I think there's
But the first thing that we've got on is that's flat upstairs
Well, you know
Let's go to his apartment team up and on this in about four months. Let's see what's going on
Think this week is the
Kroofy Titans, so I'm pretty sure
I haven't played fucking off the stage, but I'm pretty sure this week
It's like it's those good and bad icons, but you'll probably pack all the shit what the fuck is going on here
Why is every icon got a little bit card? I remember when it was just base middle and prime
Money grabbing cunts
Money grabbing cunts
Not the same I was the I was the game today, right?
Mate we were fucking shy honestly absolutely shy. Yeah, well you bought a fucking 10 men so no
I
Pissed me off. You need it. You're right neither playoffs now. Yeah
What the fuck if you're the one laughing you to snuck in
Yeah, yeah, it's fucking it's ruined our fucking it's ruined our momentum
It's when the fuck was minge 84 right it may even I haven't put even I haven't played
Oh my team and probably fucking two weeks like literally. I don't it's just the same boring stuff in it
Should have not great
Order all the
All the thingy packs. I think are just the icons, but you just pack all the shit ones. I watch I watch fucking
So what I still watch your stuff right Devon and Dylan are open like crazy matter packs every day
This has been 500 quid added. It's got nothing like just every baby version of every icon like it's insane
But I feel like I'm fucking wild a loop there these plays were never this I rated when I last played
That was fucking chaos. I've got an headache after that club session. It never it never used to be like that
fuck me
No, it was it's very
Is we need to lie down after that?
I just got a tram
It was a bit over it was a bit over a stimulating for me to be honest
Yeah, you said pie mate
No, I'm just that old I think me. Yeah
But yeah, I'll see you next week. What day? What day are you down in London next week,
James? You know? Maybe Monday and...
What have you got? Are you doing... Oh, are you... I might be in London next Monday if
you're at Paula League. Yeah, but Ruby White is going to go and see her perform, and that's
also on Monday time might not be able to make it. I can always look after the team if you need.
If you need a temporary management, I'm happy to step in if you require me.
Right boys, I'm going to jump, Jinny's thanks for having me on.
Fucking hell Roy don't jump
You can do you bet yeah, I'm up that way mate
I can just uh, just chuck the snap in the chat you are just a snack now. I'm not that I see me fucking banned
Fucking speaking to Jin saying the same like two sentences
It's funny when you meet people if they've had a bear and they do you do get people like that
They were just constantly repeat
And just like stop fucking talking to him
Man, I had a car once in a weight game like and genuinely likes I was so tired
I was sat there just playing foot manager and mate
He just like he'd asked me a question
And I kind of give like a short answer then he just keep he just stop stand there inside of the day
Seconds that asked me never question. I've watched it. They want to do for yesterday. How bad was yesterday Aaron?
Bro, I'm just I'm trying to watch fucking darts first of all right second of all
Little is just lost some of it pissed off anyway, because me mates have lost and then I've got some guy
I thought you were in that bit, like when Sky Sports invite you in, they shouldn't just be letting loads of people in fancy dress come fucking piling in.
Oh wow!
Wow, they let the king of the jungle in the, you were in the, when in the VIP they left you in the VIP.
No, I was, I was.
No, you were in the VIP.
The riff ref was just coming in and fucking getting up first.
Oh, they let the commoners in, they let, wow, Sting requested their commoners.
They did not request that, didn't you?
He threw the king of the jungle card and lost night outside. Oh my god. There's fucking idiot Aaron is a fucking dick, bro
By the way, it was that overlap. No, you said it
You said king of the jungle you did you said it?
Yes, what did you say that I know you did
It was that overlap the other lads had something about king of the jungle something about money and I was I was saying about just coming
out the six somewhere quiet in the corner I don't care if I'm caught up with a
one-tens on. What you should do is that when you hear the
bounces Aaron just walk up to the guy, he says you want the junkie, the bounce would be like
get him in, you don't have to keep him. Honestly they weren't having it with
them, they didn't like his tech fleece, they didn't like his tech fleece and they
didn't like my one-tens. No, they weren't having it. It's a one-ten, is that the trainer?
Yeah, it's a two-max 95s yeah. Oh, who else then, that's Chicken Connor Sour,
I think the correct check
He has he's
He does he's just chicken connoisseur is still going I went back and watch his old stuff
We have a date because TGF re-uploaded and I ended up going back and watching all their old stuff
That's mental. I can't lie. You want to see just that it's good. I liked it
that's that's a good one for you I know we do little reacts oh Alex Morgan team
of the year I come she's with him now yeah I don't fucking play even I don't
really play anymore barely touch it unbelievable limbs at the minute in it
fucking buzzing wow proper proper buzzing with that what a time to be alive
Right boys, I appreciate you, appreciate you having me. Thanks very much.
No, thank you, bye mate.
You're getting yourself off the bed. Cheers, Jim.
We'll see you in a bit, mate.
Cheers and a bit.
Cheers mate, bye bye, bye bye.
Got a big red, Jim. Can you handle it?
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48, I messed it up for a 1.40 by the way, 41% on the double,
not bad at all not bad at all but chat I will see you all tomorrow thank you very
very very very much man I appreciate it a lot honestly thank you for everything
chat you guys are the fucking goat so thank you so much I will send you
Now ready Toby yesterday, or what I will say chat is if you've not already seen the new Bob boy video
Make sure you watch it Bob boys stranded in the UK is pretty fucking sick. I can't lie good video good video
I will send you over chat
To mr. Pie face 23 he's only just gone live, so he's gonna be on for a fucking fair bit chat
Thank you very very much. Good night
God bless
sleep tight
and I'll see you all tomorrow chat.
Love you all man, have a good one chat.