angryginge13
🔥RETURN OF PRO CLUBS!🔥ROUNDING UP THE TROOPS!🔥WITH CREATORS🔥HAPPY EASTER!🔥GAMING!🔥KING!🔥
04-04-2026 · 6h 19m
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🎵 How much can I ask for? 🎵
🎵 Anything? 🎵
🎵 You're my beauty and my being 🎵
🎵 And you make my life complete 🎵
🎵 How much can I ask for? 🎵
🎵 When the okay makes you move 🎵
🎵 Baby, do it like you 🎵
🎵 Do do oh, ooh-ooh-oh 🎵
Ladies and gentlemen!
Hello, hello, hello!
We love you Kobe, we do, we love you Kobe, we do, we love you Kobe, we do, oh Kobe, we
love you, go on Kobe.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in.
Hello, hello, hello chat.
How are we doing today?
How are we doing? Hope you're all doing absolutely amazing chat, I hope you've had a great day.
Turn the light up, what the fuck are you on about? I hope you've had an amazing day chat,
I hope you've all been up to something very interesting.
What, that's it, come on, shout, have you been up to it today? What have you been up to today?
Holy, for the five of them.
Holy.
Thank you, Holly.
Goon in, brilliant.
Working.
Waiting for you.
Some red bull shirt, mate.
Not leaving football.
Nice.
What the fuck?
Someone said, one king's Miller off.
What the fuck?
Give birth to a baby girl.
says fucking no you haven't you you are not giving birth fucking three and then
watching me stream on at nine that's to be fair what else are you gonna do
fuck looking after the baby just give birth to for that fuck that that's this
job you've carried around for nine month that's our job now we'll fucking look
after that we'll look after that now there's no fucking way to be fair I
I'm basically good.
You're fucking good, I can't lie.
But Jack, do you know what? Can I just say something?
Oh my god.
Alfie!
If I were to find mate, go on the fucking bike.
Go on Alfie, I can give two lots of five.
Go on Alfie, he's on this click.
Go on the bike. If I were to attend the gifted mate, I appreciate it.
I like Alfie. Thank you very, very much, man.
Nice fucking goat.
Thank you very, very much, mate. Thank you.
Queen.
favorite of 48 queens.
Go on queen, favorite of 48, mate, go on queen.
Rihanna, favorite of the gifting, I appreciate that, man.
Thank you very, very much.
Absolutely not Moshel, don't worry, mate.
Amen, thank you very much for the gifted, bro.
Go on, Robbo! It's you and the eight months, mate.
Go on, Robbo. Thank you very much, man.
Jeezy, the clubs, listen. Listen.
I'll do everything. I'll do anything, right?
Well, God, that's what I say.
Just what I say.
never fucking doubt me. No! Last Tuesday I started the stream apologising. Okay I
apologize because for my standards I wasn't streaming enough not due to being
being lazy I just couldn't fit it in our busiest sock right. We set it by the way
having a street go 140 hours last month anyway that's still not good enough
standards standards and yet we sit here on a Saturday on a bank holiday
weekend and I am the only fucking both boy fucking alive how does that work
How does that work? I am the only full-time buff boy.
All of a sudden Easter comes around, everyone's all of a sudden have known all of a buff boy for about three, four years.
All of a sudden everyone's religious.
Jakey was live, I know he was. Well done to Jakey.
What can you say about the others?
What can you say about lovers? No then. I'll tell you something, I'll tell you something for free.
It's a fucking joke. Jakey was life. Yeah, no, Jakey was life.
Jakey's fucking got the fucking... He's got the grit. Fucking honnest.
Chaz, by the way. None of you fucking loves about eaters, Easter eggs.
So what the fuck's he got on fucking joke mate?
Now he can't put fuck. This is a joke by the way. I'm not actually
Just saying just fucking saying yeah, I mean there's fucking levels to the fucking game
Bino's got a stream 120 hours this month and he's four days in and not streams once I think so he's walking
A captain up to do
The new winning videos met all of our free decisions. I won't ruin it in case if I was not watched it
I'll speak about another day, but I'm not speaking at the neck. He only came out there. Some people might not have watched it
Fuck it mate this fucking house. He's so winded a me
Amy, where the five, where the five?
Amy, where the five?
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Amy, where the five, where the five?
Amy, where the five?
Go on, Amy, thank you very much, I appreciate that.
Jelly bean, jelly bean, we love jelly beans.
Go on, jelly bean, favorite of five gifts,
I appreciate that a lot, jelly bean.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I feel like I did miss someone I stood up.
Say no, it's 28, mate.
Did I miss anyone I stood up?
Let me have a look.
Let me just scroll.
SPT with a 31 dash to the seven, mate.
Oh yeah, Kobe won Kenobi,
favorite of seven, mate.
Go on the fucking block.
What's next, six?
Oh, 24.
Thank you very much, Lucy again.
Ole, ole, ole.
Lucy again.
Lucy again.
Lucy again.
Ole, ole.
Thank you very much, Lucy.
Thank you, and Kobe won Kenobi.
Thank you very much mate, thank you mate.
Ryan, five out of twenty-seven,
brother go on the fucking bike.
Laura Buschel, Laura Buschel, Laura Buschel,
Laura Buschel, Laura Buschel, Laura Buschel,
Laura Buschel, Laura Buschel, Laura Buschel.
Five out of five, Aaron,
we are indeed on the pace tonight.
Kobe!
Kobe again, over and over again!
Kobe again, Kobe again,
I can't believe I can't believe it!
Anchors! Anchors made a fight! Made a fight!
Anchors made a fight!
Anchors made a fight!
Neon with a ten! Neon!
Neon!
I thought it was broken.
Chat, someone give 50 so I know if they're working or not, I have to test it.
Is anyone got 50?
Just so I know if they work or not.
Josh Boyall!
Go on Josh!
Go on my boy!
Very good to see you mate.
Thank you very much brother.
Yes Josh!
Mya ha!
Mya ha!
Mya hee!
Go on Josh, thank you very much mate.
Right, I'm going to minute.
I know who's got a 50 chat. I know who's got a 50. I'm gonna be there
In a three two one
Go on Caitlyn favorite gift of Caitlyn go on your man, bitch
There we go
Hello! Ellie! Sorry, 5x11.
You're on, Ellie. Thank you very much.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Crazy Frog!
Ellie.
Da, da, da, da.
Ellie.
Da, da, da, da.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ellie.
Meh, meh.
You can't gift a thousand any more.
Oh, fuck you, can?
Are you being serious?
Hey, Brad, 5x32.
You make go on the boy.
Thank you very much, brother.
Thank you very much, Brad.
I appreciate you, man. Thank you, bro.
Sexy boo boo.
Sexy boo boo.
I got a minute. Back notification 200 quid, please.
Go on, Pompeii. Thank you very much. Emily, Emily, Emily, Emily, Emily, Emily, Emily,
Josh, Jim, and it's here. Well, mate, thank you very, very much. Just before we get onto
We've got a couple of things we need to do. Oh my goodness me. We're on a level 15 hype train
Jakey touched me for my gifted mate Sadie
20 I start throwing kisses you dirty bitch Nathan. Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate 23 brother gold gold
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
Thank you very much mate. Oh, here comes the behind
Bring me a favor over the fire bro. I go on the fucking boy. I don't do it
Do a house giveaway is you fucking lost it at him?
He fucking is he I'm fucking even the fucking even that fucking rocket. They went to fucking Marza with a mate
You've lost your fucking head
What the fuck?
Thank you very much Harry. I thank you ever for the 20 months for thank you very much love right
You got it, Roy?
Let's do the crazy!
Oh!
St. Glen, you're the thirsty!
The famous!
St. Glen!
You're the thirsty bitch!
Thank you very much, Caitlyn!
Emily!
Emily! Emily!
Five out of five gifted, Emily, you mad bitch!
Thank you very much!
Oh my god, Adam, go on, have five out of five, man!
Thank you very much, and I appreciate that.
Emily, thank you, give it a five as well.
You're a fucking star.
very, very much love. Gracie, 527 as well mate. Yeah, so chat. Chat actually, it'll be
an interesting one here, right? So, we've got a couple of things to do before clubs,
but we can actually have a nice fucking chat and plan some stuff. So, I don't know if
I told you the ins and outs of it, but yesterday, or, yeah, it was yesterday, when we're
doing the Q&A thing, I mentioned to you, I'm hosting, I'm gonna host, and I'm
to do a 24 hour scavenger hunt.
Dan the man, Dan the man, Dan the man, Dan the man, Dan the man, Dan the man, I see.
Dan the man, Dan the man, Dan the man.
5 out of 10 mate, a 24 hour scavenger hunt.
Okay, now then.
Are you ready?
Now, the aim behind what I've come up with is there's going to be 12 teams of another
team.
Oh, how many teams do you reckon?
Basically what I'm going to do is there's going to be people in pairs and it's going
to be an IRL scavenger hunt.
It's going to be an IRL scavenger hunt, by the way, and there's going to be two
teams.
There's gonna be two people per team.
So I think it will, you're probably looking at,
you maybe start small, see how it goes and then move up.
So we'll go with, let's say 10, 12 teams, right?
Let's go 12 teams and there's 24 people, right?
Be so like, you know, this is where I get involved
and help the people that haven't got backpacks, et cetera.
So just bear with it.
We also have to scan areas.
There's a lot of planning.
It's not just as easy as get 20 people,
go and do an IRLs coming down.
There's a lot of stuff I'm going to have to put behind it
so it's not so lucky.
Right, so my idea and my...
Every hour, there's a challenge.
Right?
So this challenge has to take up...
I'm going to fucking lose it!
Are we back now? We should be back now.
Yeah, are we good?
Perfect, we're good.
Yeah, alright.
So, as I was saying before I was rudely insurrupted,
I'll start again and I'll get me pen and paper in case you can hear me in five years.
I was rudely insurrupted then, but I'm back.
He doesn't give him any pen back and I specifically told him I want me pen back when you're done with it, you cunt
He's pissing me off
Right
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There's no fucking way.
Oh, there's no note in the minute.
Oh, Paddypally says no note.
There's a VR, fuck knows.
Anyway.
Sorry about that mate, Inna Olivia Dean came out there.
Wait till Olly Mure's troublemaker goes off later, that's going to go off, Jack.
Let me tell you that for something annoying.
See, I'll put you all that away, let me see this for free, right?
It's going to go off later.
Ross Stewart, never met a guy.
Call me one kid, I'll be thank you every one of the team mate, go on the bike.
Call me, did I curiosity? What is it with the specific numbers today?
We've had a six. We've had a seven. We've had a 20 we've had a five and we've had a two any particular reason
Just our curiosity
Right there we go. I'm gonna minute right so as I was saying chat
I'm trying to chat spamming it, but hey, I don't know. I'm gonna tell my mate Colby for your brother
It's got to the seven jmw to the prime. I see to the two one Jamie to the 20 months of giraffe to the April
My knee has to the nine months
right anyway back to what we were saying and then I'll take it away another song
if you want honestly stop asking me to perform music
oh can you shut the fuck up where are you shit it's thinking you ginger cunt
let me read that here we go right Josh go on a boy for every five gifted
mate go on Josh thank you very very very much mate thank you very much for
Thank you, bro. By the way on the recent video it says Versus Swinton when showing the team. Okay, it's a cock up in the edit
It's all right. I'm just hacking
Lewis
Right
Here we go. So
Yeah, we're doing
Bro, is he honestly like Brad? Do we take the piss out of dummy is how the fuck is you ruining me pan?
bro 24 hour scav hunt right anyway 24 hour scav in your hunt now then check
the score no I believe you wonder I'm not you know it's a bit of a greater
respect you ain't gonna lie about Southampton score but I don't give a
fault. Yeah, that's perfect. I'd love to have something to win. I could see him. Anyway,
as I was saying chat, 24 hour scavenger hunt. Okay, one gifted to be six down a leaderboard
may as well. I got your mat, go on, go on, get my bed. So my idea is there's going
to be 12 teams, two per team. For example, if the both boys was put up, all right, I
I wouldn't let them go together actually. I'd have to let them split up right? Oh my god. I have just thought of an
unbelievable
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Until I broke the rush in bed
There was a cat, white, really was fun
The chara, rush to bed, rush to sprayers, not to sleep
It was a shame, I'll be back in a moment
While the days were breaking, lust and hunger for power
became a lot for more and more people
The woman had to do something about this
Unbelievable fucking song that one of the more than me favorites at the minute one of me favorite a minute right then
I'm gonna minutes
Yeah, it would be unreal right
And gonna I was pushing on so I didn't even know there was a specific dance. I can't lie
You get in purpose like nice Thomas you fucking enjoy them fucking rice boxes mate
Can I have some fucking chicken with me rice? Don't like him me fucking I was just pure fucking rice rice rice
I think it's fucking gaming price is walking on the open the box, right chat as I was saying 24 hours scavenger hunt to pairs
I'm on two people
pair
equals a team
Now that any ideas by the way for challenges, please let me know right so what it's gonna be is
every hour
Okay, there's going to be a brand new challenge, but you have to be smart with the challenges, right because you kind of have to be
I'm trying to think here, you know, you need 24 teams. No, you wouldn't know you wouldn't
So right
There is two people per team
We're gonna start off with 12 teams, right?
We'll start off with 12 teams so far. I'll have to buy more pens because Taze can't write with a normal pen
And he has to fucking press down on it. Could you I've got to curve my pen into the paper so it writes on me
Be fucking gentle
Right
Sorry about that. I've lost me out there, right
So then what you have to think about with these challenges is what we're aiming for chat is
every challenge
takes roughly
40 to 60 minutes to complete
So it could be for example
We start off easier and throughout the challenges it gets harder, right?
We'd have a prize at the end of the scavenger hunt. We'd have a prize at the end of the scavenger hunt
It could be...
Hold on a minute!
My sugar mummies arrived!
SUSEEE!!!
Go on Susie you mad bitch!
All you need today are sexy slots!
Go on Susie!
Thank you for the 25 love!
Susie, I can't hold it on!
Susie, I can't!
Susie, I can't!
Susie, I can't hold it on!
Go on Susie!
I appreciate that a lot love. Thank you very much. Suze. I appreciate you a lot. You're fucking legend fucking top of the leaderboard again
You are a fucking unreal lady. Thank you so much, Suze
We're playing pro clubs just after I've done this no human. We're not doing a discuss this with you to get some ideas and then
At the Chinese and then you go on pro clubs mate
So as I was saying
These challenges Suze. Thank you again love. Thank you so much. Um, these challenges chat. Yeah
I know plus but listen you've got to say for that car mate. So you fucking focus on that river the challenges
Have got to last between 40 to an hour minutes, right?
But they only have an hour to complete the challenges if they don't complete the challenge
They're out. They're eliminated
Okay, so
What you could do is build a card pyramid
Okay, I'm gonna minute
Our minutes 60 minutes. Sorry
You've got a card pyramid. I like that
Right, then you've also you've also got for example what I thought of okay between between your team
You've got to eat 80 chicken
Oh my god, oh my fucking god, was that the sound alert?
Oh my god, was that actually the sound alert, there's no fucking way.
Oh my god, I'm not even fucking joking, I'm just shitting myself.
Oh my god.
Bro, my speakers are on, aren't they?
Oh my god, bro, I genuinely thought
there was someone just fucking actually banged on me door
all me fucking, that's why I went,
that's why I didn't want to say anything.
Oh my god, I'm turning, oh my fucking god.
Hey, mother's life, mother's life,
genuinely thought there was someone
Start fucking coming and killing me.
Hang on a minute.
I'm not even joking, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
Bro, it sounded like somebody knocked on my window.
Oh my god.
That's actually...
Oh my god.
That's fucking...
I'm not even joking bro, I heard it, I instantly thought, I'm gonna minute, what the fuck,
who the fuck, why the fuck?
And I genuinely thought there was someone
either at the window or they're banged
on Beano's wall through it.
Oh my God, I'ma turn them off.
Yeah, thank fuck.
Fucking hell, man.
That shaped me up mentally.
Oh my God.
That shaped me up.
That's actually shook me a little bit when I needed a minute here.
Fucking hell.
Yeah, for now.
I've got it through my ears now.
I'm fucking turning them off, mate.
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All this Lego tower, that's yeah, okay hang on.
Tallest Lego tower.
Split the G, no.
Pot 12 reds on a snooker table.
No, these are shit, I'll be honest, they're shit.
They're not entertaining, we want challenges.
Can't pyramid, done.
80 chicken nuggets, done.
A complete 1,000 piece puzzle.
Mini golf, 25 bottle flips.
I've got a tattoo.
If we get to the 23rd hour and there's five teams,
that's I'm gonna go, all right,
you've all got to get a tattoo.
Do you know what I mean?
We want a challenge here that's gonna take up
to about an hour.
Like, we're going fucking mental with it.
Fastest lap, that's not gonna take an hour.
Yeah, hang on, that's a good one.
Basket.
Okay.
Best cake.
Who can make the best cake?
No, because again, that's coming down to adjudgment.
We want a challenge that has to, you even complete it in an hour.
If you don't complete it, therefore it won't work.
Do you know what I mean? Oh, hang on.
With
Nice maybe go
What's that but she said it a chance on them
Everyone's a trade up nope he's got to be done in an hour like
Just sort of tick tock
about time
Your full time and just saw a tiktok time about your full time and what the fuck are you on?
Oh, that's a fucking great one
Eat a full chocolate cake like fucking Bruce
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Out of the five. Thank you very much. I'll tune I appreciate the fucking old time gone out to you ma
Thank you very much. I'll treat a bribe. I said a lot man. Thank you so much brother
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much mate. I appreciate a lot man. Thank you, bro
Oh, that's I'm gonna minute yet make 50 pound
That's not a bad one.
Oh, hang on.
Then we could go...
How do they make that 50 pounders up to them?
Can't you can't stream escape rooms
You can't stream them
You can't know I never let you stream them chats. You can't do that one
For me do those are going off
Oh, a bit dry, let's put this out on him, oh, hang on, bye, we can do some good will
with it as well. Buy 10 people's drinks or food from different places though. So you
can't just go to McDonald's, you've got to go to different places, different places.
What else has Chas said he sent me here?
They have to get 20 to 30 people to sign a program that they don't know about in an hour.
Yeah, that'd be good.
Yep.
We'll go with 30 people to sign up to a program and then I can come up with something that
People do not want to sign what they've got to try and get it.
No.
Car. Perfect.
Oh, arcade tickets. That's a fucking great one.
How many tickets, Jackie? You can get in an hour.
500.
That's a great shout we've ever said that one.
Is 500 fared, you reckon?
A thousand.
Yeah, a thousand would be good.
Hit a bullseye, but make that shit, because they hit it in ten minutes, then guess what?
By average of fluke they will hit a bullseye.
Catch a fish is terrible.
They're going to need fishing equipment.
That could be good on a second or a third one.
a third one but for the first one probably not. Make a song, terrible. How about on the
apprentice where you list off random items and find them like a plunger, a bag of Harry
Bowes, star mix. Okay, yeah, okay, find items, yep. Yeah, nice. Recreate goals by the way,
He's also a terrible, terrible idea.
I've got take a selfie with 20 ginger people
and you could also go bald.
That's just like a side story.
Can you read them so far?
Okay, what we've got so far, chat.
A card pyramid, 80 chicken nuggets.
By the way, all these have got to be done in an hour.
80 chicken nuggets on average, 40 each.
Complete a 1000 piece puzzle.
mini golf, some around that probably got like holes in one, maybe 10 holes in one.
Right, 25 bottle flips, a tattoo, most cross bars in an hour, tallest leg old tower,
basket ball, three point score, maybe like 30 points or something like that,
a selfie with 20 ginger people slash bald people is also one we could do, eat a full
chocolate cake, make 50 pound hottest chili in the world, buy 10 people's of their food
and drink, different locations, 30 people to sign up to a program that they know nothing
about, a football stadium, but they can't, they have to get to a football stadium but
they can't use a car, a thousand tickets in an arcade, and they also have to find
random items. Oh, yeah, and I R. Albingo. Yeah, that would be good. Oh, I'm gone.
I'm going to take a selfie with someone who looks like a boy, there's a funny ginger person.
Five K on a treadmill, yeah, but then they're going to get hot and sweaty.
One hour to find someone who looks just like you, take a picture of you and yeah, I'm
trying to find an image.
Rubik's cube that's not a bad one. Yeah, that's not a bad one Rubik's cube
Oh
Whoever can hold a handshake for the longest longest handshake
Yeah. So what we'll do is basically what I've got is in my head, it'll start off with like
ones everyone can do. And then once they do them, they're through. If we get to like hour 18,
and we've still got eight teams left, we can then switch up the challenges. And it's if you
don't do this, you're then eliminated. And then at the end for the final hour is the final
game to win the prize, the words out there. Yeah, most rockpapers says there's one, nice.
550 strangers that's fucking easy though as I'm honest. Oh, that's not gonna take an hour
Steal or no steal find some of a specific name. Oh, that's not bad when you know
All pictures with shops 80Z.
That's a really good one.
Break 10 watermelons while using your hand.
Break 10 watermelons.
No hands.
I like that.
Find a football lookalike.
But again, spend the exact amount of a certain year, but I think it's easy.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good one.
Do a thousand pickups.
What?
Do a thousand pickups between two people in an hour.
What's that?
by a thousand pickups. Have five different pictures of your members of the public from
different nations. Oh, I like that. I probably do more than five. Let's go 20 pictures with
People from different nations.
Fine. For inspo, look at Mr Beast's old video. He did similar.
What? Fuck off!
You can't even... Everything's already been fucking...
He's never done an IRL scamming, John. There's fucking no way.
There's no way
Hang on what do you let me bet down today?
Fuck I didn't put it on oh my god. Oh, yeah, I thought anyway to be fair
Convinced a bus go to do a duet. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad one
Bus go to
Jua.
£100 spend on a car boot then sell the items made profit.
Yeah, that's a bit long for an hour.
Well, anyway, chat, we'll leave it for now.
We've got loads of ideas there.
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Twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five. Perfect. Right?
So then we can go from there with that fucking great bit of brainstorming there chat. Thank you
Right for the next bit. I'm gonna have me Chinese I have ordered
It's not it's a basically it's not necessarily you know, you have to complete it, but it's also
We don't want a challenge that's only gonna take 30 minutes
Do you know what I mean?
It's a bit shit them
Find the piece of the letter. That's a fucking great one.
Hmm.
No, no, trust me, that would be good.
We don't want to watch this.
What this? Oh, good job I fucking got you before then. I'm watching it while I have me fucking tea.
I've been fucking watching this fence, Liverpool's just been handed 4-0 in an FA Cup quarter-final, this is going to be fucking hilarious.
This is actually mental by the way.
Mental crowd today mate, you can fucking tell how crazy it is, look at it.
It's fucking, it's, mate, there's not one empty fucking seat.
It's actually maddening the support again, it's fucked.
The national break, he gave the speed at the top of a lot of agendas in recent years.
He gave the speed so much to both Manchester City and Liverpool.
There we go.
Shooting chance and he takes it.
I'm gone. I'm gone. Let me get ready. Let me get ready.
I'm going to go back to the left.
Nick, clean the air now.
There we go.
Oh my god.
Oh my wow.
Wow.
Bro we could have just squared it.
It is weird isn't it like you know you can recognise how good Salariz is.
Oh, why is a great tackle? Yeah, but you've got me. Also, it was like to say for any of the city fans that are saying it was the start of the game.
Let's just have a look at these ones then. This is 18 minutes into the game.
Jonafuck out.
It's a great block.
You've got a solid, old solid, never let him get the fucking finger.
Never let him get the block in.
Leading those protests.
Was that not a penalty?
Mmm.
Interesting.
That's a looker.
I believe, considering the 4-0,
I wouldn't say it didn't seem like a 4-0 game at the minute.
You know what I mean?
What a coach. Oh my god.
There's no, that is definitely about a way of pan.
Definitely a pan.
Ooh.
I'd say Old Riley's probably been sitting in that chair this season.
Good puns.
Oh yeah, him or Harlan.
Well, it wouldn't have been for Harlan, would it?
Zoe, you look fucking wonderful, pal.
What the hell?
What a header!
Oh, right out!
Riley, jerking, and then played on the edge of the semifinal.
Oh, wow. Four minutes in. He's mental.
Straight up.
And that's how it has been signed.
Pavel's enjoying it.
60 per performance.
Surely no one back out for Liverpool.
I don't know where that is, mate.
That's just brilliant.
I mean, the last two goals have been the highest quality.
That's a great finish, that, by the way.
Is Allison still injured?
My magnificent assistant, Torb football, Torb football.
Mmm.
We have to handle them, Salas in here. Salas seems to be by Charlie.
Fuck those guys.
When did he get banned? When did he get set off?
Oh my God.
What a day for Manchester City!
And what a day individually for Erling Harland.
Four-0, and he's helped himself to three.
Mate, if you'd have thought that, oh my God, that's not fair, is it?
If you'd have thought that he was right for it,
or if he's apparently right for it, perfect hatch, look.
I think it sums up Salas season.
Ah.
Ha ha.
It's genuinely mental.
Hey, what do you call it? Do you reckon it's thoughts last season?
What if he gets top four?
That's so shit before the finals.
down just manages to keep it low and I can't my words
I've read from stars before, man, it really is
Oh yeah, another poor one got top four in nowhere
He's got a back-up side with the waltzes and the side of the ring
Wasn't too far away from getting it
You went on the end in it, I've tapped it in, why was he not?
Yeah, I thought for a second he was gonna get it
Throw your body out there
Neto
Lake first time by Santos
I'm not going mate.
By the way, what I would say, this house is so windy.
So there's gonna be crime right now. Oh, that's all right. We've got the fucking trouble out there
Well, by the way, if they fucking lose to Southampton, I'm going to piss my pants
Oh, there's a star!
get there Pedro onto the ball and then he slides him in beautifully he's across
the goalie and he's got to go across the goalie
what a design
tapping from six hour box he's wrote the situation that's the little task
look round ball parmer on the moon
hello hello
No one's in that fucking building.
Ranged versus Dundee.
Why the fuck is that in me think?
Ooh, Coventure.
For fuck's sake, it's 1-1.
Who scored?
Who scored chat?
What's on Sky or Discovery Plus?
What's our side? Oh my god.
TNT or HBO? For fuck's sake.
Can I fucking deal with HBO Max?
Piss me off that by the way. Why have they moved to HBO?
Oh, BBC.
Has it been given? It's a VAR or not. It's been given for fuck's sake.
Have I got a TV licence?
What's it got to do with you then? Yes I am.
Here we go.
Awesome.
What the fuck is that sound?
They've missed our threat.
It's a fucking tapping.
No word of a lie, I scored a better goal, I'm only...
You can't see, I can't show live James, mate.
Oh my God, what a goal!
What a goal!
I haven't got nothing to cover the table now!
That's a fin.
11 points clear, oh my god.
I doubt I'll be fighting for the title, I doubt I'll be on the table.
Can't imagine I doubt I'll be a fucking...
Fighting for it.
What an header.
What an header? Fuck off!
and he has other than the playoff race, that's pretty sick.
Can I have some chicken with me fried fucking batter?
Stombate, is that in the fucking, what is the farmer's called, fucking Dave?
Time to fuck off, do you really not even know?
What a save that is.
Where's the f**king cardboard?
Oh my God, what the fuck?
What a fucking save.
What a save that is.
Gabrielle injured. Is he going off injured?
Oh he is as well.
I was being the schmodox, I didn't see what happened.
Did you see what happened to the schmodox? I mean schmodox chaff.
Ireland.
Like that.
Fucking terrible.
He plays the ball up and just holds his ball.
It's all about his balance in the end.
He loses the sport and regains it
and it doesn't panic.
It just really passes the ball into the bottom corner.
It's wide front.
That's composure.
It's a great composure.
It's also a fucking great finish.
Oh!
He got the ball!
He got the ball!
That's awful, da.
It's a brilliant finish.
I'm gonna put the camera up, I'm gonna show you now.
Ooh, what?
Oh, no, no.
That's something real, hey, free-goal in stoppage time, I saw this, 93rd minute, 95th minute,
96th minute.
Salford, Salford, Salford!
I'm actually supporting my guys, I do want them to do well though.
What a fucking save!
Finish!
Oh my god, it fucking hell!
He's in the playing Salford versus you. Oh nuts counter. Great advantage from the referee.
Oh my god your shit
Wow
It's not a good bit
One no soulford night for 93 minute
What a finish that is for a fucking last minute will love that
I love that, love that, ha ha, shot, 75 minutes to the 1-1, mmm, oh my god, oh my god, I can't
even see the difference, can they get him on the ball, Bayern was a good game, I hate
you when you still made an account to follow me and fucking call me in fact
come three to oh my god since a valentine's day all them are the most
informed team in all four leagues why do I give a fuck if that's since Valentine's
day. Where's the relevance that I just talked to you all yesterday.
What's up, Plast?
Yeah, Bruno Fernandez, you fucking idiot.
wow no you're not in goal anymore or what oh he didn't fancy dying for that
one
is it leave the football before the football leaves you here with no you're
all what
19 minutes to play mental
What a goal
What a goal!
Nooo, wow!
100th goal of this Bundesliga season.
Victory secured right at the death.
Bayern did this the hard way,
but Friedberg tried to digest what has just occurred.
He fucking cried.
Tony, mate, football is a fucking weird game, you know.
Why came, why didn't came play?
Injured, oh fuck, you better be alright for England.
Two-choice challenge, not asked, oh hang on, hang on a minute, I was in the gym, I was
in the gym, this was 87th minute, or 77th, it was 0-0.
is there any scoreboard? Two late goals, who's Jim?
Finish. Has that 5-0 gifted, brother, go on the boy, thank you very much, has a mate.
How do you know I've got over?
What a finish.
What a finish.
And that will be all three points for the Sparks Gelburne.
The only player planned to be a hero in the end for Borussia Dortmunds is Strangler.
Wildstone might 7-0.
What?
Wildstone won 7-0.
I lost 7-0.
Wow.
I think Madrid have just lost the title.
Am I right?
Am I right?
We lost a target before the season really started.
I mean, yeah, I feel off the title and you say I should have your lungs on, unfortunately.
Barca drawing, are they still on now?
Is that still on now?
That's finished Barca, is it over?
Oh it is still on, I can't see it, oh there it is.
I'm going to go Barca, I don't know.
I'm going to do that.
I'm gonna go Barca and Madrid to draw and Arsenal and Southampton to draw
Yeah, I don't say I've let a cocaine scene in for my next
Why is he still there I hate you not bad yet mate you've made an account an hour ago
To come me chat you followed me six minutes ago
I fucking I'm not even banning him. I fucking you can watch the adverts, mate
Can't draw now that in 90 minutes
They have 10 men I know mate but I fly come a drink are the literal masters. What an egg
I'll literally the masters of
Not not continued
Oh my god. You've got to slide and block that. That's poor defending from 18. If you slide,
you can block it. Yeah, you definitely block that if you actually slide. Oh, dude, not
Spanish cameras are so good out there. They're so good. Everyone must say in what you call
at Millwall. Art Middlesbrough in the Fingie Race as well. Playoffs race.
Fucking hell, your shit. You might not be a male Grand Shiav, but that is fucking awful.
Offside, anyway, in my opinion.
Wait a second, now we're going up. Who is on it?
Fuck off! No wall a second!
Oh my god, no wall going up. That is fucking unreal.
That's another.
Borebore, Borebred! If anyone can encapsulate what it means here at the Riverside, it's him.
And his celebrations eloquently told the story.
Oh my god. Oh my god. It's off the line. Wow. Fuck off two ones off, I'm too. Oh
Oh my God, he's fucking back!
This angle, yes it is.
I don't give a fuck, that's unreal, let me put it on.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Chip and Champions League, Felix, beats Kela Fiori, plays it into Charles!
Wow!
Get in there, Charles!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
What actually? What the fuck is that?
That is fucking unreal!
That's unreal!
If Gaffer stew will be there as well it'll be fucking buzzing!
What a finished nose by the way!
That's exactly what he does. Right into the corner.
In off the post.
Oh my God.
Quadruple still on for Arsenal though, innit?
He adjusts himself really, really well and sticks it away.
Right into the corner. No chance for the goalkeeper.
For Arsenal's sub-work,
Southampton sub-worked an extra knock-out.
That's unreal.
I'm not bringing anyone into the games all over.
He's crying.
It's not good to see that.
He's horrible to see that
Is he now stable? Or will he find out tonight?
I said I said when they sound like a you're a tiring you're a tiring from
winning trophies I think Chelsea have got a good chance to win the FA Cup by the way
I know it's not a free one, people are doing well.
I'm not in Jinx's tour, I don't want to do that alone.
That was a good idea, I don't want to do that alone.
domestic travels on for say it is to be fair I've got it I don't think you win
believe I've been the hardest one for city to win is probably league just
because of how easy the fixtures are for Arsenal
Every second ball saw that and won their players have won.
I know, Chudder said they were in the quad, I know, it's embarrassing, isn't it?
That's what happened to Arsenal fans though.
Did you say that half-half squad is injured and were leasing to Southampton?
It's the Arsenal first deceiving, but...
K-Sara! Sara!
It's the first time I've been...
Whatever will be, will be
Salfo turn it going to Wembley
K-Sara! Sara!
Who have I not even got that's injured other than Gabriel tonight?
When this minute has gone and...
The fuck is that? 11's in?
You started 11.
Who do you got injured?
Every scenario, every format has a history.
I'll give you as a I'll give you as a as they actually impacts games I
Give you as a that's it
But I will also say
Southampton are missing McAfee Stevens two people through to red cards and to also other injuries rice. No, no, no
Rice could have played today
but Michele's chosen to rest him because there's a pram coming up and he's regretting it now.
Please let Yocarez take this please, he's going to be nowhere near the metal bag he is.
Bro, putting Yocarez on three kicks is like putting every K on corners in the Euros when we went out on the group stage.
What a ball from Keppa!
he's fucking out he couldn't play with his fucking feet he was fucking on his
legs cross that gun
I think he'd be your choice wouldn't he?
yeah he is
honestly
every time he's at the ball he's caused the problem I know you had the chance on
the first half but
other than that being absolutely brilliant
oh the fuck are you playing catch up after the final
I can see why they perhaps cased him back to my groin problem you can see why
They took him off to protect it for the championship games to come.
And you can see why Sir Lampton have 14 games unbeaten.
They're coming again with...
They're going to be 15 games unbeaten.
Needed a bit more help in the end.
Here we go. Jokers have been missing that.
Martin Ellis in. Oh, sorry.
Having a look to the right.
Having a look towards goal himself.
Martin Ellis straight at Perron.
Love that. Great save.
Great save.
Tell us about the game. He's not.
You're a bit behind, Yano. Come on, BBC, I play that's why.
Oh, man away, Kate.
and he was quite a whale target.
They're claiming a deflection.
That is a corner, I think.
In fact, Victor Jocker is his absolute adamant that there was one.
Let's see.
I think there was, you know.
I think he might have just tipped his car.
Definitely, he's got a bad advancement.
Look at the spin.
The spin of Ryan Manning here.
Maybe it was the telltale side.
Well, he ain't going to tip.
Who do you think will watch it 30 and will go down?
Spurs.
Well, it's not a night for context.
This will be a picture.
Dalmond's so cool now.
Mental.
Watch Matt and Ella, there we go.
It's funny this, isn't it? Because everyone took the piss on United last big room, is there?
He's doing everything for United, by the way, he's not United, it's Arsenal.
He's winning fouls, he's doing everything.
Why has he pushed the ref all over?
Why has he pushed the refs?
I can't lie, I just said Martin Ali off of that. Fucking pushing me. Are you alright?
fucking set him well off.
Fucking put the ball in the box.
Oh my god, three minutes, come on.
short three quick but eventually it goes out wide and I think the ball has to go in from
the last good point of view comes in but again they've got so many men back there Southampton
come on ASTB is going to go off you know I can't wait for it
well you know how much you get from an FA cup we've all lost out on the 50 grand
it might still be an exceptional season for all their supporters
But tonight slipping away, the lead cup final went away.
Potential four has become a possible two.
Unless, unless.
Unless fucking what they done mate, go on, go to the corner.
Oh my god, they've got a corner.
Hey, what are the odds on AFTV to mention the storm?
What do you reckon? 2 on Barca. I'm 100% sure. I'm fucking stopping Gambley.
The corner will come first.
Pushing the corner, isn't it?
Charles and Larran in the corner, where they want the ball to stay.
One clear in the box.
It's going to be a goal kick for Arsenal.
It's got to be launched, it's got to be right, it's got to be long and it's got to go in.
15-3, it's in full time.
It's Sarah fire drill. It's Sarah fire drill. Why do they put out a better back? Why do they
not just send it long? Good press, you know, not let them send it long. Great press. And
then White has now hooked it. Looking for Yocarez. That's unbelievable defending. Unreal
Defending
They deserve this
Why they all challenge you
right from the off, they've been up for the fight
right from the off, they've been up
as if they can win this game
and that's exactly what it looks like it's going to happen
Fucking hell, how long, yeah
It's not even four to five, you're just fucking on
It's a shame
Well, you're sure a glossy to come up
And now, for the first time tonight,
Zarentham fans can actually clear their grunts
and sing with plain-minded belief
the trip to Wembley that awaits them what is he?
Ratty?
Honestly, the one place you want Yopras to outlive.
Get Yopras outwives you're laughing.
Full time!
He's doing.
Ring Chazer on WhatsApp.
What is your thoughts and feelings after that game, Chas?
You've caught me in the raw. I'm about to say some words that I've never thought I'd say in a while, and you know what I'm not going to say, I'm actually not going to say.
Well, can you let me know, can you let me know who it's about? Is it about Artheta?
It's about Michele. He is fucking the os to the match.
Is it because he's playing Cat Purra again, even though he lost in a final?
No, he's going to play for me, right? Pep Guardiola goes outside, a cool sign, he plays his full fucking team, right?
We go to a team that are in great form the way from home.
They're up for it.
They've even put their fucking special
Web A Cup kit on it, things that much, right?
And we've got them played and I have some bollocks.
Second team fodder out and we get done.
Do shocks, not me mate, I ain't shocked.
You suck.
You know what happens when you play second right players.
When you play them, you go there.
We're not in a position, the Arsenal Football Club,
when we ain't won a fucking trophy in six years.
Seven.
We're playing our B team.
We're not in that position.
You go out there, you win the game, you play your best players, you know it's like, you're in a quarter final, do you play your second team?
No mate.
You own exactly.
Erm, I'm just, I'd like to say to Nick here but I actually do feel bad for you.
No, there's nothing to feel bad for me, it's all on the manager tonight, all on the manager.
Would you say the other final was on the manager?
Yeah.
He literally has played the key part, throw it in our own fucking goal in the last game.
He threw it in our own fucking goal.
He did to his fair.
He might as well have might in it.
He might as well have we saw it in four clay made.
We were live in the first 20th television.
Honestly, right?
I'm going to lose my shit.
I'm going to lose my shit.
Tep up, right?
Don't you lose as well?
I don't know how.
What's that?
I said, don't you lose as well?
I said, don't you lose as well?
I said, don't you lose as well?
I said, don't you lose as well?
Said to no point in you losing it as well
No, you're right. You're right. Now grab some composure or some composure, right now
I've got a thought model up here, and he says can Kepper's had a 6.5
You weren't the problem
No, what do I know is we kept but he's not very good with his feet
And what I want to remind you is when you when you're a team like I see you want to play football
if you keep a cat play football you're gonna fucking struggle and I feel as if it starts with
in the squad selection Chas.
tonight. But don't worry, we'll be all right. We've got bigger fish to fry. We'll go bottle
the fucking league next. This can't be leaving the fans confident, Chas.
But do I sound confident, mate? No. No, no, I'm not. Because I'm looking at this as an outsider,
Chas, and I'm not taking the piss there. You win the Carabao Cup, right? You probably win this
game tonight. You lost the Carabao Cup because of Keppa. He said, I'll tell you what,
me I don't mind that I'm gonna play you again you've now lost that game right you've got Gabrielle
who's your main gold threat from set pieces he's gonna finish your chess
what's your opinion on Ben White playing right back
I'm not even joking I watched the end there and I thought Max Dalman was fucking quality
he's quality he's honestly fucking fantastic now i'm looking at oh hang on it says he's
subbed off odegaard in the 61st minute oh my odegaard drops a world in my captain mr
mr tapping from eight yards out and then came the ball away for the first goal
can you to see captain's fantastic back great to see you back from injury and then obviously
kai havertz you said he's a key part of michael's plans
what was the one thing that didn't work with kai havertz morgan what the what didn't
When we played him, we bought him, right, for 65 million quid.
Yeah.
Playing him in midfield, everyone said it ain't working.
Don't play him in midfield.
Don't play him in midfield.
He went up front, started playing well.
What have we reverted to?
Cut fire, all was back to him in midfield,
and midfield's never looked this shell-shocked in his life.
He's done it again tonight.
I think it's because you spent 65 million on Victor Ioccaras.
Yeah, mate.
Honestly, he's the only one in that team
with a little bit of gumption.
big moments force again
big
everyone goes on with Yocarez mate, everyone goes on with him
he's the reason we're doing it as well
he's called the winner of the 90s winner in that game
he's called the one at the goodest one as well
big to Yocarez, without him
we're down with you lot in third
we're fighting for a top four place
with a great respect mate
you're probably still fighting for top four at this rate
because you've still got a lot of games to go
and nothing's guaranteed
We have gone from doing the quad, all right?
So probably not even doing f**k all.
This city side could easily do the domestic triple.
100%?
It's in what, in two weeks?
And the only reason it's not been one week
is because there's a f**king international break.
100%?
We all took the piss, we all went, oh my god,
our tears saving them.
It turns out they're actually all f**king injured.
He's injured. Who's injured?
Suck it, they're all actually injured mate. Everyone's taking a piss. Even me.
I've got Nick Helms done it again. He's pulled them out to keep them safe.
Next thing you know, they're actually all fucking injured.
What the fuck mate? They're actually all injured.
Suck has been injured all season.
Up the Roy in the chat knows, he's been in...
...how and this week. They aren't, they rested.
Well, can I be honest with you, I do actually think they probably have been rested.
As a manager myself, right, I'm looking at you, it says there in front of me, right,
just I'm talking, thank you, Chas.
Step 17, Brian Clough, okay, let's not even get into it.
Jazz I'm the manager myself right I'm looking at it says rice is a knock and doubtful
I'd yeah, I mean I'd take him and put him on the bench anyway
Saka says discomfort and doubtful well with a great use to respect me when I've not got when I've not got enough leg room on the
Plane I'm a little bit. I've got a bit of discomfort won't put me out of a game of versus Southampton though
Would it trust I'm discomfort again with a great use to respect me fucking stretch it off
Murano, he says foot injury is fair enough.
No, I think he's done it for the year. I think he wants to work that part.
Yeah, I hear that one, right? Incapee, he says muscle injury.
Fuck me, what's he do? You can't move your neck because you're starting to crack on with it, mate.
And the only one I will actually give you, actually, it does impact games a lot, as a...
Honestly, like, what time do you think it's left for you? You've got a lot of evidence.
I'm telling you.
Really? Well, I'm going to minute, that's weird you say that.
Because you were screaming for Mayan Ali in the final, you said it was specifically a game for him.
Mate, I'm screaming for anything.
I've had enough, mate. Honestly.
I know it's Easter, but I've never needed God this much in my life.
Honestly, if it weren't for this Capri's cremation and the mini-exit I've got to devour in a minute, I would be going mental.
But what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna chill the fuck out, I'm gonna have a Nando's, watch the brand new season on Netflix, and I'm gonna have McCree-Meg.
You've earned that fucking McCree-Meg, Jess.
So, Joe, don't deserve a McCree-Meg. Capriels is. He don't deserve any extra this weekend.
Does he not?
What about McKell?
He doesn't deserve any.
What about McKell, I tell you?
There is good news. There is good news. I put 200 quid on Southampton at 6-1. So there is a silver lining.
6-1.
Yeah.
And they beat you.
What?
And they beat you.
Chazza, can I, can I remind you of something?
Oh, here we go, jungle.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You take the piss out of me all year, don't you?
Right, when United Leeds, when United Leeds,
a little bit of a banter, a little bit of a joke.
It's not all year.
bit of a joke. No, no, but you like to remind us. All right. So you know, you like to remind
me about Grims being us losing to Fulham or Brighton in the FA Cup, right? But my question
to you is what do I always say when you say this? Nope. Nope. Do you want to remind
you what I always say. Well it doesn't fucking matter because we're gonna end up
with the same amount of trophies so I'd rather lose early on. Because I don't get
worked up right because I've watched that Grimmsby game and I've gone all right
well that's that done let's crack on. You've gone all the way to Wembley got
excited got a bit and then lost it right. You've gone all the way to
Southampton in the quarterfinal got worked up. What was that sorry?
Yeah, I know me
Yeah, but I don't get work to put out my team didn't play I went I asked you won that game
And my point here is right we can all take the piss and have a laugh but jazz. I don't even notice me
I'm always right
Your shit
You're not gonna win the FA cup you're not gonna one of the car about cup
You're probably gonna ball the league and the champions league mate. Why don't you just fucking keep dreaming?
No, all bankers aside now, if we genuinely don't win the prime and you can click this, it is the biggest hit bottle in the history of world football.
Our fixtures are absolutely ridiculous and with six points clear. If we got it, it would be mental.
Absolutely mental.
I've got it up here Chaz, I've got it up here.
So I'm looking at your fixtures. You've got you've got sport you've got sporting away on Tuesday
Yeah, I'm gone you've got Bournemouth at home
But that's half 12 Chas and you know what they say never back in early kickoff. I'd be nervous. I'd be nervous
Bournemouth a ten on beating me. I
I don't think you'll be all right, Mersi Bournemouth, and you've got a sport in again, and then
you've got the biggest game in my opinion, I think it's the title decider, City at the
Etihad.
How are we feeling, Jass?
How am I feeling?
Before that, Jass?
It depends how the weekend goes, I think obviously you've got, there's massive games,
But even if we lose that game with our fixtures, we should still win the league, but yeah,
it is a massive game, don't get me wrong.
Huge game, mate.
If, listen, if you drop points on the weekend and they win at Stanford Bridge, you'll be
fucking going Stanford Bridge, and I'm not on about the stadium.
Do you know what I mean, Blu?
Right?
No, actually, I don't know what you mean.
Actually.
Oh, right, well, never mind.
There's gonna be that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Sorry.
I don't get it.
No, don't, don't.
Don't need to apologize, mate.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, I'm not. I'm just like...
Oh, I get it. I get it.
Yeah.
Then you've got Newcastle at home, which I think...
I think you'll win that.
But can I tell you what game I think could fuck you up?
Go on, mate. What do you reckon?
West, I'm a way-final game of the season.
They've got a win to stay up, Chas.
And you've got a win to try and maybe...
It's not the last game of the season.
It fucking is.
Oh fuck off is the mall. Oh shit. Oh
Well, okay, well, I think I think I think you I think your drop points at West and away
If you're you'll beat Burnley at home and then you've got palace away on the last game of the season
That'll be a tough one, you know
That'll be tough, you know jazz
Waka waka a 12th again who gives a fuck they won the FA cup
What was that?
You yeah, you do hey, but what I will say
What I will say is if by whatever reason you do play palace if you play Jesus and he'll fucking score five like he always does
They've got Chelsea away
Then they've got you at home. They've got burn. Oh, so I'm gonna go that'll be a tough game. Is that they're gaming and?
Yeah, so it's nine at the minute, but they've got the game in hand, yeah, that's...
Burn me away?
Yeah, so I...
Is it ever an away fighting for Europe?
Yeah, ever in a way it'll be tough. I don't think that will be for City actually.
I think Burn me away won't be tough because Harlem's a joke.
I think Bournemouth away will be interesting.
I think
100%
Yeah
Well, this is the thing let's put you into Mikal's mind just
You you go to the Etihad
Do you go and try and win you go for the throat and you say we fucking win here
We win the league or do you go there and you just try and not lose like he always does
This is what he's done to you.
No, it's not. It's just facts. There's six points behind and seven games left.
This is what he's done.
They need to win. We only need to draw.
In the year where we did draw, we needed to win. Do you know what I mean?
Jazza.
It's all about mentality.
You should never, ever sit there and go, I want to draw.
Well I didn't, I said we'd take a draw.
What sort of mentality is that?
I'll tell you what it is, it's the arse of my mentality.
Yeah, let's just go and mess with me and Tatlens at you, they're probably the best attacking team in the world.
And just get ripped a fucking new one for no reason.
Yeah, exactly.
You need to be a manager, a fucking bra, come on.
Yeah, we've got a fucking big games going up, and guess what?
We're fucking going to try and win them.
We ain't going there just going, oh let's fucking try and get a draw.
I'm not a fucking shit house.
No, you don't. In that game, you sit there and you try not to lose that game.
I think you're a fucking plump pot.
I don't know. I don't think you've realised we've got the attacking prowess of a spoon.
I don't know who we're attacking, bro. We can't even break down Southampton.
Honestly, I think Arsenal, as a sort of team, that would fucking turn up with...
Hold on, I'm trying to actually think.
What would they turn up to a glass ball flight with a cringey kick?
That's how much attacking and scaring we are going forward at the moment.
How many goals have you scored in your last four games?
I don't know, I'm off the log, and I'm off the log though.
Yeah, I know, let's have a look. Results.
So you scored zero versus, you scored one today.
You scored zero versus 60 in the final. You scored two versus 11 accusing you scored five goals in three games
That's not too bad is it?
Yeah, enjoy that cream egg edges
Is it all right
You let me know when you've got it mate
I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go.
Perfect.
You've scored five goals in the last three games.
So you can't argue like, you know, you're playing bad.
I mean, I watch football with my eyes, mate.
We are playing very bad.
Oh my God, you were actually so lucky to be Everton, weren't you?
You never know.
Wow.
And that was at home.
Yeah, you fucked it, Chad.
for you mate. Can I be honest with you Chas? You fucked it.
Oh I don't. Listen bro when you support a team it's fucking actually going for shit
and fucking you know competing it's fucking it's so much better than you fucking you're
watching it.
I mean, there is goodness, I'm a guy that's got a bet, and I can't lie, if I can't pull 1200 quid, it's looking good, but back to the football, right back to the footy.
Yeah.
I mean, it's one of their moments, I think today, um, it's just pissed me off.
That's the only way to describe it.
No, no.
I don't know if you've watched the game mate, you've got Adam Shearer, he's got the needy's rock on ever,
Kai Abbot, he's 17 million miles onside, he goes, he could be off the air, he could be off, and you just like that, he's not, he's not.
But these pundits that we keep fueling, right, we keep fueling all these pundits, because we just keep giving them ammunition,
we're giving them ammo, that's what we're doing, we're giving them ammo to keep coming.
But honestly mate, you wouldn't think Newcastle would go on the quad when that second gun went in.
Shearer, literally climaxed everywhere up in the downturn.
And I have to listen to this every week. It's doing my editing.
Do you need to do just?
No, I need to. I need to. I'm gonna run a bath.
I'm gonna run a bath, right?
Because I'm in a house where the pipes actually worked and I'm not gonna flood anyone's room.
That's fucking unreal. Congratulations.
Honestly, in this house, you're never going to believe it, the light switch is work,
the pulse work, the plug socket is work.
Fuck off.
I've got hot water.
That's... I'm very jealous.
Honestly, I try and watch it a lot.
I've got it just three months now. I'm watching in 1080p.
You're never going to believe it.
I'm watching in 1080p. Do you think I have to watch just three minutes before I hit?
Yeah, yeah, sounds about right.
Yeah, so I'm going to run a path, I'm going to put my little bio-emars gun, I'm going to prop a broom again, and I'm going to have a wank.
You fucking enjoy it mate, can I just get a quick prediction from you?
Yeah.
In 11 minutes, we've got Deontay Wilder versus Derek Chizora.
Who are you going for?
I've said that as well. I've got me battle. Yeah, I'll go back to you on that one. I'm
going to go Wilder as well. What's he got? Chizor is the favourite. I would say. Yeah.
Here we go. We had too much for an injury plagued Arsenal, Winkyface, Southampton, FC,
Well, honestly, mate, I think Statham's a great football club. And I will be doing that massive
homework for the rest of this season. We're in the playoffs. And I hope it doesn't have
been wrong for them.
Perfect. Well, on that note, Chas, do you have a fucking great night, mate? You enjoy
your bath and make sure them toasters don't fucking fall in it.
Yeah, I will do it, mate. I'll see you on Monday.
See you Monday, cock. Oh, I've got it. Wait, are you coming ball or not?
Oh, I couldn't believe to be fair, but, oh, when you're kicking off.
Third game.
Oh, I never think about it, Archie, mate.
No, there's no pressure, mate.
It's just whatever you want to do.
All right, just in a bit, mate.
It's a bit of a problem.
Man, I'm actually was by an O-keeper, I'm pretty sure.
Yes!
Woo-hoo!
But you know what? I'm fucking buzzing for them.
I'm buzzing for Southampton. They'll fucking enjoy Wembley.
They'll fucking enjoy it.
Remember my first time?
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I thought there's one on 6 now.
Oh fuck he sent me details.
chat nags that versus while I look do I I roll it tomorrow would you like me to
thank you toast yeah right let me fucking let me go message yeah right
Let me follow with the details.
Let's go.
Where is him?
I'm getting there.
Oh, I need.
Please, there we go. Perfect. It's 2pm kickoff, I'm pretty sure.
So, you've not sent me a virus to be PC on you, because it's not working, and I'm just
curious to what the fuck I've clicked on, because I don't want to get a virus.
I'm just wondering if you can get a life to you.
He beat him to win the world title twice actually. Then he beat Louis Ortiz twice. That is it.
He beat Dominic Brazile and by the way in a fight that was going back and forth, he beat Eric Molina by the way that in a fight that was going back and forth.
So you have to look, tell me the elite guys in the...
Oh you're fucking weirdos.
He hasn't fought them, so he lost to Tyson Fury three times.
I don't know what's Chizura versus Wilder, and I'm watching Tyro and Chris Stillo talk about boxing.
I understand Tyro, I don't know if Chris Stillo's ever done anything to do with boxing.
I think I might just go and dissolve.
I'm going to do for all clubs in a minute, so I'm just getting the voice off.
Well you could pay annula for 250 quid, now I'm right.
Who do you reckon is going to win this part of it?
But yes, Mr. UK, who do you think is going to win? Chizora or Fingy?
Yeah, I'm saying Wilder.
Not my listening to any of that.
Can you just prove for it? Wilder's finished, you reckon?
She's always also really old, innit?
Payment unsuccessful, is that really?
The wrong card, that's why.
One moment, Jack.
You know what I mean? They've got a long way to go, but mine just looks like the Goofs at the moment, I'm sure.
How do you rate Fabio Wardening? Because he's got a back up to here.
I don't know about you guys coming through him.
Imagine you paying someone to get knocked out in the first round,
but that's the rest of the rest of the cheese oil wins, all right.
Gonna turn the loss.
He's gonna get beaten about his last four fights, and he keeps winning.
Oh! Fuck that!
Fucking cancel it! I've got it all paid.
I think fucking pay I mean I have paid for it. I've got it here. I've just paid for it
There we go got it up there
Really good quality really good quality this
Oh, I can't make it full screen there you go. There we go. We've got it. Oh, back notification.
24.99 for the fight.
Go on equity equity equity. Thank you for the five mate. Go on boy. Thank you very much brother. I appreciate that mate. Derrick definitely went in. I don't think so.
There we go. Resident Evil absolutely not. Right. Those tears get a drink chat. Come back couple. Let's get clubs going. Go on Hannah.
I appreciate that lot your fucking legend. Thank you very very much. Love. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you
Hannah love
Chazora must be get a prediction going please Chazora or Wilder go go go grab back in a minute. Yeah
I mean what he can do this from any any distance long range or short range and here he is right here
on around and we all know we have to set the sister bird.
Deontay let that right hand go let the missile go further don't wait around and you can see what he's doing here to
will be sort of teams are right hook and just beat them down beat them down and
we'll do it again short fight uppercut and there you have it and that's just
an incredible fight I'm looking forward to both by going with the Dupets. One thing we saw there with those wilder flicks is a busy wilder. Yes. We saw a wilder that was throwing and throwing a lot aggressively. Yes. We haven't seen that as much recently. How did you get back to throwing in boulders like you've always done before? Well first of all he can't be an over thinker. You are the anti wilder. You are the wilder.
You are the bronze armor
Give everybody in this whole story of reminisce of who you are
Let the right hand go behind the jazz behind the face
Chisora's gonna move his head
But the attic to put the punches where Chisora is going to be and not where he's at
Let me make my way right there
He's so good at this right now
He loves this so look at him
He absolutely loves this
Let me bring you in call
I like what
Who's that twat from Argentina?
Who's that boy grabbing home?
Oh, 180 days and he hasn't got home break
and he won't be wearing trophies anymore.
Right, Wilder's warming up.
Oh, I didn't expect this on to be there for a while, did I?
You need to start logging.
Oh, I don't know, I'm gonna pay for that again.
Right then, let's go, go, go.
Let's have a look.
Right, let me go back to your monitor.
There we go.
Right, we'll see you once you come on, Cubs.
Cheers, by the way, toast for that link for the payment plan.
Right. See you for a while.
They also come on the fucking greedy bastard.
Pants bowl
Fucking hell horrible defending man. You want to play clubs against you mate? Yes, Ginge
Yes, I'm down my friend
It's gonna mind of the awesome loss. Thank you very much
Same as soccer I probably are stable, but he's another average at best player
Oh, is he home?
No, I know why he's only released that one song.
What the fuck is he doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I like that this is bad
Can't see playin' that
I'm gonna make sure we keep this on for these
But how?
Are you in a rush?
Well, he's ignored it
Pretend the first one didn't get sent
What's just fucked you and see what he says?
Yes James, retelling me.
If you're asking me about clubs, I'm not home right now.
He's read my mind.
Hey, I love you, James.
I'll tell him you're not to be straight on the drugs.
And I'll get down the dogs.
Ooh.
Hello, Harry.
No, Jamie, you should have. Hello, Harry. Don't think you will, though.
Oh. Get 15. Oh, Birmingham. Now, I may have seven. Oh, and then Jamie, I have to control.
can you read the chat please? How important. I can't spell.
If it's about playing clubs, I would play any Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. I can't really interrupt in the middle of this now.
Can you hear that?
Like this second because I'm short of time because of the Champs-Mid-Barstack house.
Fucking bullshit. He used to be funny.
Or I'll do it tomorrow, but now he's a bit fucked up.
Are you fucking shitbag?
I'm gonna call the shit house to be fair.
Call the shit house!
Yes!
No one will pause you at five or whatever around the clock.
I'm assembling the Avengers!
I'm assembling the Avengers.
Is he ringing me?
Can we just get laid man?
It's just easy.
What's up with the ladies bro?
He's not ringing me is he?
Oh, do you need Valorant tonight?
You're call has been forwarded to me.
There's no fucking way he's just one of the nuts in me, is he?
He fucking hello mate.
F**k you, get on mate!
Ah, after?
Hang on, he said he's watching that she's horrified!
Hang on.
Hang on.
Perfect. I'm going to minute.
I hate watching, Jack.
Hello there, Mike Ham.
You've got to watch the mad city, I like to watch.
Ah, look at this.
Go on.
Hey, Jack, it's the first thing.
Ah.
It's the first thing that I've enjoyed.
You're playing drugs.
You get the pub together, mate.
Give me a shout, yeah?
Yes!
Come on!
My sensory overload can't fucking handle two bucks, though, all right?
Fucking get him!
We've got Pie, we've got Mustafa, we've got, oh my god,
I messaged him before and he said, yeah,
but let's see if he holds it up.
Give me a shout.
Oh, I've got your stream up, so I'll keep it on, all right?
Perfect, Pie.
Let's see what's happening.
Hey, card, thanks for the 62, brother.
He's not just fucking put it down on me.
You fucking have your act.
You bald prick.
Beano.
I broke.
He's definitely that old.
I'm going to do that, I'm going to stream it either.
Why is he waiting till 10 to 11?
No, but it's a Tiango
Bye bye.
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I think he's slowed down, but he's also on stuff to deal with so I think after after Easter chat
I'll be locked in again
Callum giving a seven Caitlyn giving a gift to him, Kendi giving a hundred bits love
After Easter chat when he's home he's gonna be locked in again
Right he also needs a message on gum
Okay, no problem, right
Right.
Bates them pretty down on Mickey's a fucking scruff.
We've had one going, what are they doing?
Pie, me, Bez, Harry.
Who else have we got on this thing?
Mustafa.
Toby's not home.
Bro Castro is always live to him thingy league get the fucking boy on clubs
Well, I wonder if money and do it
She's correctly playing the we really
Oh while they sex perfect Roy is Roy live
He's sat on your right right right might be out
Let me see if Roy's out definitely out in your eye
Are you out oh, I'm going message me. Do you want me to load up? Oh?
Yeah, go for it, mate
Go on page 305 love. I appreciate that a lot page. Thank you very very much love
I'm going to put a reply by 11.
I thank you very much.
I appreciate the five.
Sam, thank you very much.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, Sam.
Right.
All Wilders out Wilders out.
Right.
Let me do it. Let me do a prediction.
Oh, you've voted already. Oh
10 million on Chisora
8.6 million on Wilder and 800,000
I'll see who's jumping on after check if we need more I'll get some more. It's on please stop spamming names
They get asked to get asked to don't get asked don't get asked
Well, they refresh my normal life.
Should be good.
Oh my god, here we go.
Chizora and Wilder.
Listen, I've got this.
I need Wilder to win for me better.
I've got Wilder to win, just Wilder to win.
And I've got 30 quid on Wilder to win in the rounds 4-6.
In rounds 4-6.
I don't think I don't know why Wilders what you call it why is Wilder the underdog
any particular reason
he's shit now don't say this
How old's Chizora?
Let me see Tara.
Got a few bodies on it.
Nice.
Why is it freezing?
So strong.
I
Why is it freezing toast why is it frozen?
Why I'm not paid 25 quid for it to freeze
What the fuck
Thank God. I was not showing stream. I've just seen a tits
But he's obviously not true because I'm on his own
That's weird. That's where they know his own ad demands.
Derek Chizora.
Chat, how old is he, Chizora?
42.
So I'm going to fucking kill you you better fucking open your door to the minute toast
Thank you Celine I appreciate it's 100% legit. Oh, it actually is
this, um, does all as well. Thank you.
So it's a few clicks, doesn't it?
There we go. No, you can't make it.
Sweet.
Thank you, Salim.
Wilder, can you throw a punch, please?
And it goes to decision, she's always winning every day of the week.
Every day of the week.
Vidal Ryle, well, I've never been down on that, to be honest.
Oh
Wow that if you missed that right hand is so vulnerable
I'm gonna stop pretending like I know boxing.
AJ's there.
AJ, that's AJ.
any day in a while they've run a fire. Oh my god they're leaning on the rope. Oh my god what the f**k?
I'm gonna admit it.
What's going on here? Wilder was leaning on Chisora out of the ring over the ropes and then
and then she's always coached, she's right on.
I thought, what, what, the screaming about disqualified.
I
Okay, no
That's a fucking joke
I'm a fucking word with him then rest
On the half an hour behind I don't mind that
Let's just take a time out here and talk about it.
Pay 25 quid for adverts, that's interesting.
Imagine that, you paid 25 quid to watch me stream and you still got adverts, imagine.
could you which on his 499 in it or free with pride
to do it if you don't get advertising subscribe that's me bottom I'm not
Ah, that's me.
Oh my God.
Can't be asked at all you, don't you know?
Brady, you're the prior mate, thank you, brother.
They won't go 12 rounds this.
Drakken, he's using all boxing more than me.
They're gonna go 12 rounds this isn't Shola.
Surely not.
No
Go Wilder!
Oh my God, Gisore is rocks!
Oh my God!
Derek Chizor has got a good chin. It's his liver. Go for the liver.
Over the kidney, over the liver, over the fucking jugular!
Well yeah, I need to get me glasses, just let me get me glasses.
I can't see properly without my glasses.
Oh my God, I'm gonna win it!
Fuckin' I said to other
good work. 40 seconds there.
Hit and Ope mate, the foot was 40, was 42, ain't gonna be the fucking best boxing is it?
It's also heavyweight.
It's caught wilder there, 14 seconds left.
My bet could be on here if Wilder gets a win.
I don't think this is going, I don't think this is going the distance.
I'm not the ball fault, do you know what I'm talking about? I've only fucking died for a second mate.
Not at all.
I reckon five rounds max. Well that's round two already and we've nearly had a fucking big little moment there.
Is this in London or Manchester, I said London this isn't it?
London yeah, I said the other two.
the next big thing in Manchester chat. Fuck off. Yeah, winning final problem. You watch
to say it's awesome. I have saw it, Jack. Congratulations, mate.
ball to Manchester not really my fucking choice mate I'd have it here if I could
sorry Campbell further three mate or if your reverse is our haul is that
Manchester when is that
each other there what do you mean at the game no
why the fuck is me his own froze there we go oh Junifery
oh my god what a punch
I
You can't see the screen fucking nice one literally cheers for letting me know
See you fucking got to do with this go to do with this. Thank you fucking out
Well, that's what he's about on me.
Round three. Let's just make sure we get through this round, lads.
Oh, fucking Al Tzuzorah! Fucking Tiger! What's that? So he's gonna miss.
Oh!
What's up with Tzuzorah?
Fucking Al, he's only 42, he's fucking Isaac on his Isaac on...
get the next world style the money's coming in the money's coming in
She's alright he's got vodka in his eyeballs he can't see
Corner's getting involved of referees referee alfakie say it is one to me rest one
Why can't he see his fuckhole in his eyes?
Go on, I eat food, do you have a tattoo on me? Welcome in.
the
Why oh why to Zora got VAR on his gum shield
You never bet again. What is your back equity? Sorry
Raph's worse than ball a ball or refs haven't been too bad to be fair this season so far
Oh, it says war for the VAR
It's just your always fall like this just on the front for fucking running out
Yeah.
Go on!
Fucking itchings! Itchings!
Let's not make this all about you, ref!
Now Chizorra's gone for the under there, that's where he's got a gold bang!
Drawing the basket getting fried, burger Chelsea to win. Yeah, well, unlucky equity mate, that's no shit.
Let it go! I thought you're a mate, I'm watching Frozen.
Oh, we didn't like that jab.
Thank you
Go on Tamara, thank you
Go on Tamara, 5 out of 5 love
Tamara
Tamara
5 out of 5 love
If you even dig the sub, make sure you say thank you as well
You're not going to do that unless you feel solid
53 seconds there, let's get a f***ing hold
Oh fuck. Wilders there, why is it froze?
Unfucking Wathabang 25 quid for!
Stop fucking freezing!
OHHHHHHHHH!!
Oh my god, he's going off! Wilder's in the corner! Oh my god!
Don't you fucking dare go down! Don't you fucking dare go down Wilder! Do not go down!
He's fucking through to the next one! Sit down! Get a fucking war in!
Get a Vaseline on! You've got two rounds to fucking do him in here!
I've got four five and six you fucked up in the fall come on stop fucking freezing
Why am I seeing no Gallagher I'm watching boxing what a right hand knife from Chisora
What a man that is!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god, wow, come on!
Oh my fucking god.
This is enough I think to not make it, because it does not make it take you out.
And now he's clear now with a little bit more on the best side.
He's staying down to the start, and rather than just a little bit of a push in the back.
John Tate looks a bit more tired, a bit more with this,
but that's how it was at every round for J.P. Lowe,
with some big shots there.
And we know what Delboy like is through the gears, through the rounds,
he can just maintain.
Where's this Deontay Wilder? Thundercunt right hander, everyone goes on a ball.
That's the knockdown! That's the knockdown!
In the Chizorahs corner, I'm not opening my eye maybe.
I'll fucking say it, while there's a fucking shit back.
I'll fucking say it, absolute shit house.
Doesn't need to take much too many more of those.
Just shit for the worry, isn't it?
Chizorah, he's getting closer and closer.
Oh my god, even I know rule number one in the boxing don't understand in the corner
Even I know this
Rather than trying to get with the uppercut, lead back from that uppercut.
He's so fearful of taking that shot.
See, rather than lack of jab, he's just pressing so much here, isn't he?
They're back positivity.
Oh, my God, he's always knocked himself down.
Fuck you, no.
That is generally I think I've seen I've seen old people fall like that
I
I've got money on Wilder so in here and I'm happy to fucking piss it away at your door when he's pissing me off
Fucking fight the cunt
He's just backing off and backing up. It's fucking shit
Fucking throw a punch man
Is that Matt Lewis who played Doctor Who?
Fuck you now.
I'm not even with a fucking battle to the distance
It's not back to reality. Oh, they're gold gravity. Nope the girls
The reason he's falling down is because he's looking at this game and you can't even act
out the straight line, you see all of the work he's doing.
Pivot, is he what I'm saying?
Pivot and pivot, he can't even back up his straight lines, it's too easy.
You know what I mean?
Oh my god.
There's refs one, I know. Every five minutes you go start boxing, start boxing. Oh my
Oh my God. Well, there's going to be a problem if you've been here.
There you go. Fuck me. There you go.
Honest.
Fuck you, Nessun, please.
He's so tall when you don't work it under the shot, wouldn't he work fuller behind him?
Do you think he just too wonks having a bar fight?
See, which is always trading over a lot of things.
Rest of nothing wrong here.
Has he not?
What a surprise, he's back on Chisora.
No shit, it's you, look!
Fucking suck it.
I'm off! Pimper! Pimper! Workie zips! Workie zips!
Why have we left?
Have we actually left or are we back?
and we should be back now there we go
Oh my god, I need more of the twin in this round, really.
I've got a feeling he ain't going to do it to me fair.
You know a lot about every sport, you know, thank you.
You know, I thank you. I appreciate that. I'm not gonna sit inside a boxing expert
Boxing elite
There's a cut there on Chisora, but it's all up. That's all the doctor doesn't have to stop it
This referee
this fucking referee well there's me 37 pound 4p bet out the way nice one nice
one wilder cheers mate he couldn't give a fuck about my back could he you can
just tell
That's a great punch from Wilder. Why is he not following it up though?
Woah, good right hand there. That's Wilder's round that one.
Now, which guy genuinely killed
and Jakey Davis would be called
fight.
It's not the halfway point.
Who wins the fight?
I mean, in a fight like this,
there's some scrappy, I mean,
I hope you can take a look at
the year.
It's a real struggle.
It's up for grabs, that's for
sure.
Yeah, look, it's open.
It's still a look.
We'll sit around him and it's
still anyone's game because
anyone...
Why does World of War wear them
punts?
I'm a bit tired, a bit weary, so yeah, look, you're slapping the middle.
We've got that beforehand.
You couldn't predict the unpredictable.
Chisora, marching forward again while having success in the setcar.
Can't split them.
Two good months, man.
She felt like that's not really skinny like that, eh?
And again, the fans, though.
Three judges at ringside, for them, which is in front of us.
Listen, I'm looking at Wilder's coach here, and he's fucking telling him to go to Chizorra, and he's just fucking walking the other way.
Honestly, he's fucking shit, I'll say it.
Doesn't look like he's hit land there, let me tell you.
Now getting his hell way in there, Mark, wait, so tell him off.
He's ever reaching out there, but he's still in that shot,
but then he's getting some crumps.
And not being able to capitalise on the mistake Chizorra makes.
No, no, no, no, no.
Body shots again from Chizorra trying to test.
Still getting paid though.
Ew, Wilder.
All the trainer.
Yeah, I rest fucking trying to make it all about in there.
In that Wilder, I remember Ben Davison telling me,
come for me, bones in the wrist.
Can he still detonate Blackheath?
Oh, I'm gonna win it.
Orchers or a fan.
A line of a zone.
Both have been down a few times.
He gets it.
I'll put speed, isn't he?
You OK, Alfred?
Any fucking chance that I'm fucking losing there, though?
I'm getting pissed off, though.
He's still working.
He's just not...
I'm gonna feel it.
Turn over right there.
He's got the ball on the
Yeah, didn't take long to get fucking up
What the fuck he's going on here
She's alright, she's got her face full of dick
Jesus
Deny anticipate how many more crooks this morning
We're going to have a word with AJ coming in now, three, two, one.
Few connection problems at the minute.
He's basically in me and it's shit right let me go let me go and fuck it. I see what I know he's bought his fight
One Nilda's own you fucking been you fucking have your money Rob. I'm gonna get everything
Seconds up, round eight!
Five to go, into the eighth round, Derek Chisora from Finchley and London, the Auntie Wilder.
Beyond 50 Wilders, he will...
There might be more paydays ahead.
That's where he's having his success now, Chisora.
We're going to two to the body, he's coming back with the right hand, waiting too long, I'll get warmed up.
Chopping down with the right hand, but he has such a good knack.
Sir from Fabio Barri said he just has that knack to take the sting out.
A shot again, keen eyes from both supporters of both fighters here.
How much is it taken out of Mali and Tony at ringside?
They haven't stopped the Faraday, they must want to get in there.
D-Truck catches on, but what happens next?
He's in the end of credit.
He's in the corner for the next round.
Just on a swing, put it out here.
But what happens next?
He's drawn out here in the end of the end of the show.
Both of them having their success big time, haven't made a fool of them to go.
Heavy shots for Wilde the Varian season, Winner for Spoon.
Chisarra back in Chisarra.
It's Chris Carter, and he's also going to have a fight.
Oh my God, T'Zor is down, T'Zor is down, T'Zor is down, oh my God, oh my God.
Call it, call it, he's fucking falling too, call it.
Well there come on come on from the right from the right by he's fucking
letting you do it come on
He's down again, he's down again, he's down again!
Fucking hell!
Oh hang on!
Was that not a knock-out?
What?!
What's happened?!
What do you mean the second word and knock down he's fucking hanging on a ring man?
What?!
18! 18!
Fuckin' cackle, man!
She's over as wild as they are all over the place.
What the fuck are you on about?
He's just been fucking, he's just like he's gone fucking 14 fucking vodka in coax.
He's like he's pissed out of there.
There you go.
How you seeing this fight?
It sounds like entertainment.
Really good. Two veterans going there.
They're saying about technique. This is just about who wants it the most.
And we know what Chizorah's got.
He always seems to be able to go to the world.
Wilder has gone to the world as well.
Who do you think's got enough left in the tank in these last few rounds?
There's only one person out there.
And that's Derek Chizorah.
Everyone at home, get behind Derek Chizorah.
Support him, cheer for him.
Pray for him. Let's go Derek. We're with you all the way.
I've got a better on the A.J.
I mean, J.J., that close to the ring,
The ring is like me sitting on the coaching bench here tonight, it's a fucking joke.
Let's say Wilders winning by one point, one of them.
Interesting.
Literally a promoter, yep, don't chase, I know, I've got a joke mate.
Fuck off Shizora this fucking guy in the book, this fucking guy was hanging out his ass a minute ago.
Who's in a point taking off him?
Better not have been wilder!
What the fuck for?
I fucking knew I shouldn't have announced I'd put a bet on Wilder, they fucking risked
a whiff of it.
Oh mate, get fucking right ongoing Wilder.
I'm not sure how we got it.
I don't think anyone in this team is sure how to handle it.
It's a bit of a wonder that the last round was evened off
with a knockdown and a punch deduction, so it's close.
It's either side.
Fucking joke.
As much as you're attacking the cap without the ropes,
a capital time's way of it.
He's right.
One of the champions loved that in the clean corner.
He's claiming it.
Guilty.
One of the winners, he's right.
He's reflexes when he can pull the trick.
What is the favourite on Sky? Is it? Is it?
Hey, what's the cash out? What's the cash out?
Can't cash out.
Please.
Should have finished him last round I know.
Oh!
Fuck me, I'll take you somewhere.
She's always got a fucking chin in her, Fanny.
I feel as though, oh my God fucking hell.
I've got this fucking wild at his shit, mate. Wild at his fucking shit.
Fucking wank. Club doesn't happen, Doreen. He keeps on me fucking players and watching
this fight so I've decided to watch this fight so I can talk about when we go on
that team bonding and yet all I'm seeing is a fucking blatant rigour and
allegedly in my opinion do not credit their opinion
Who can keep the defensively more sound?
It's gonna be no fun at these towns now.
What a huge amount of the last few rounds here.
He's just so wet.
Chisora has been down.
Is he down on the cards?
Who knows?
John T. Wader has had his success so too.
As Delboyle watches Aura.
This is this she's all his last fight
Yeah, it is so can we fucking excuse you
I don't want to be here with you, sir, sir, this is what I'm talking about.
Oh, my God, fuck, you know, listen.
Come on, Wilder.
Oh, fucking hell, mate. Oh my god.
He's talking, he can't talk in boxing, he's not fair.
He could have put his opponent off.
Oh my fucking god, throw it around.
Throw a fucking punch.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, again, I can see it now, Derek Chidore versus Jake Paulson.
Bro. Why am I fucking watching it on this?
Fucking it's a wilder. It's a
It's fucking referee again
Why is a fucking pointing him saying stop boxing? Oh fucking fees about boxing
But my watching on
I
Want you back in USA you are
I'll tell you what Dale first of all don't go with that because you'll be fucking perlman second of all because I accidently
Put a bet on him
Last time I checked Dale. It's a fucking free country. I can fucking bet and back. I fucking want me
your prick
Fuck, he throws again.
Oh my god, that actually is Matt Smith, Doctor Who. What the fuck?
How the fuck is Doctor Who got there?
Mental.
Do you have poor Nelson in the Alchemist?
Nah, I'm alright, Liam, thanks.
Well, I've done one.
You know, we've got N5 on Monday, mate.
Really
Fucking hell, this is shit, this. This is shit. Who the fuck comes up with 24.99 for this?
I'd like to contribute the 24.99 to the fucking Gare-Om we're gonna be in.
boxing again. Let the f***ing punch! You f***ing old cunt! F***ing East Felocities this
morning, we're at a f***ing Stonefield Rating. F***ing Silver Fox in the middle there.
I'm not sure.
Bro.
If the next year, you're again,
any way, title challenges,
you've got to be.
These are my kind of fights.
All right, why do you like
Oh
Bro is he out the ring again?
Oh
Fucking our bet is all right any ref fucking bet is all right
Fucking joke
He's paid by this, but she's always...
She needs to go back in the ring, you're a nine, yeah, he's fine.
Oh, what the fuck?
What on earth? Get your ass up!
It's a slip, it's a slip, it's a slip.
It's a fucking slip. Everyone's slipping.
It's a slip.
That's fucking it!
I'm gonna fucking work with him then, right?
Oh, Derek Chizora!
Oh, Derek Chizora!
Oh, Derek Chizora!
Oh, Derek Chizora!
Oh, Derek Chizora!
TIZORA!
Oh, Derek TIZORA!
That fuckwilder.
He's fucking a yank, fucking shit.
Referee, shit.
I can see it now, what have the odd done a draw?
Let me cover myself, what have the odd done a draw?
Fucking what, what, me that seven pound fourp on that?
There we go
Fucking little Andy Wilder
I'm honest I actually don't know who's gonna win this this has been close
It's not boxing, it's not boxing.
You know he's bad when the crowd are looking at the fight in the crowd rather than the
fucking fight in the ring oh my god well there's fucking nox
It's on the score that I won at every round and the knockdown you fucking thick cunt.
fucking useless fucking here we go again
oh my god the fans are in france and they've got wilder head oh that annoying me
more hugs in WWE ring, I know
Oh my god, it could be a draw, but it could be.
I don't know how it is for him. He just can't keep doing that.
Keep it up, keep it up!
I'm checking down a lot!
It's just for the best here!
Derrick Scizor!
2nd to 0 too!
Full time.
4th and 5th!
Let's have a look at their closer things are.
Big thanks for respect.
D'Aut lane is celebrating.
Derrick Scizor and the rest.
I wonder who actually won that.
And the rest of the ropes.
And it wasn't myself.
I wonder who actually won that.
It's actually him...
I think Wilder on points, but the way the referee was wrestling it, I got a feeling she's always going to win it.
It was one of those and it doesn't really matter how it was scored.
It was 12 rounds of entertainment for the fans and they delivered that.
Yeah, it was the same as the bus that we struck,
your parents watched out the finish and we have expected that.
But it was enjoyable.
The winner's a first charge his own.
Yeah, look, it was a friendly fight, wasn't it?
It wasn't a boxing match, it was a fight.
And it delivered it.
If this is the last we see of Tizor,
this is the last time we see it.
Golden goal.
He's done exactly what he's done throughout the whole of his career, he's into tech.
There wasn't many that fought with him in the final bell, but you can see Del trying
to soak it all up here in his final...
And his fucking bulls in J-Paw's not broken, J-Paw.
He's going to be close.
Trim Edwards, the judges, walked past me and they score round by round and he just
But that trainer fuck off point one of
Coming up on this old Warly End of War, isn't it?
I fucking won't be paying for that one.
Let's say this one fucking carries over, you robbing cunts.
Come on.
Any fucking chance here?
He's so good on us. Who's on his phone? Bro, the fight's only just ended. Mental.
here now any chance to
taz and jakey three rounds he wins jazz
I'm not going to say, I'm not going to say scrap.
I can't do fuck all me. I'm a good. I said, you know.
Wilder was brave. I fucking must have missed that bet.
Was he brave was he?
He tried to find it, maybe because he had to steal an older man in front of him, but either way, he took it off that and didn't see any decent signs.
The next kid's trying to get into the ring.
Here we go! With a plate of English songs, that's interesting.
We don't know who they preferred.
Jack, can you all start us from an English flag, please, just in case?
Who's got it?
Ladies and gentlemen, to the store cards, please give these two wires to the store cards.
Please give these two warriors a round of applause for two excellent rounds of action here at the Sold Out O2 Arena, here in London.
Don't you fucking dare freeze.
Oh, Chizora scored!
fucks sake
for fucks sake
that fucking pissed me off
fucking hell man
for fucks sake
I have so much credit for the part they showed the two of us
That's fucking piss me off
A twelve round war
Yeah they did it, it was a net worth of money
That's fucking piss me off
Very little clean work which is mad
But that's fetishizora for you
I mean
That's a fucking joke
The five fetishizora because you got enough losses
What he's shown and always showed
Is that what he's in the
Fucks sake
That's pissed me off, that's fucking as I said she won me up a little bit, to be honest.
Oh, there we go. Right. Let's see if anyone's ready. Sweet. Um, right.
Right. Let's see what Bazzy's doing. Right. Let's go, go, go.
right I'm in multi-verse unmute there we go load me load me pro clubs up let's go
go go go go go don't let it wreck your night room
you
you
you
you
you
my fucking sense of midmate that is why you're the fucking cat mate
Wow, yeah, here and there and there
Perfect mess you're about
Right my staff is on perfect best is doing that thing where you just don't fucking reply
Honest that the fucking the makes me sick makes me fucking sick
Dead she's not replied
What else is there else I forgot
Harry will be on, Pi will be on, let me message Pi.
So I've actually been in the second half,
someone said Tommy Whitey, he's in.
Fuck, fuck's me not bad up for her.
What the fuck is he about to play?
I actually don't mind, I actually don't mind, I actually don't mind, uh, card shots him.
Uh, yeah, yeah, no worries, just let me know, just let me know mate.
Right, perfect.
Right I'm gonna minute what if we control a
Hashtag Harry's Harry mate right where it is can I buy some more than things to get me pro bow
Can I buy some more a while a as well oh shit. Yeah, no addition here keep the game
I
Wanted to make lovely bro
Perfect right right already ready. I think oh
For what the fuck am I gonna do anything where do I go here? I'm messing time on Instagram
Don't worry, right? I'm a fucking answer a journey. Let me edit me down because you shit. Let me edit me guy
What's this? Fuck that. Low driven shot, yeah.
Are these the ones that are fucking... Have I got these or what? That's already on.
What's this? I don't know, I thought you were dramatic.
I'll go rapid.
I might as well bang all these on. How do you unlock these by unlocking your finger?
Don't mind that. Oh, it's not letting me apply anymore. Very weird.
you
you
you
you
you
That's dude, didn't let me buy it, that's weird.
Oh yeah, I think he does.
Yeah but then you can apply the boost as well so you can earn them quicker as well to be
first.
Okay. Well, I might go for a magician.
You know what this unlocks like, I'll go for a magician.
So it's, you know what, do you know how used to just be able
to like say, right, I'm going at right back
and change all your fucking stats.
You have to like get each position up now
on this one, it's fucking shite.
Oh, that's shit that.
But you have got a bottomless pair of cash.
So you could just do that for each position
that you want to play.
I don't know. Do you want to let me know where that is then?
I think we all know where that is.
Right, where's this magician here? Do I have to go up and upgrade?
Why have I only got a hundred? Have I got a fucking star again?
You can fuck off me. I ain't doing that. See what I mean?
This is what you have to do. That's why I'm centred mid on nothing.
What the fuck that no wonder comes has been shit
What a fuck fucking listen to us that fucking listen to the fucking a block to something who the fuck asked for that
All about money now money money money money money
Enough for a fucking ultimate. Oh
Just needed for me. I know fuck off Schmonex is there and gone. Let me fucking out
I
Haven't here
It's so much money zero. What the fuck message him. He ain't popping up
Blessing he's fucking ah
He's fucking cute
Yeah, they don't pop up on his when he's I'm sure I give him VIP
So if you're here just give 50 so I know it's you cuz a lot of people try and pretend to be you for some reason
I must have created it when you're popping off at that moment
Fucking weird as fuck
Right
I'm done it. Yeah. I'm gone. Let me get him on. Where is
it? Yeah, he messes me. There he was. Might be, might not.
Is it? Right. Where is it? Right. We wait on it. Okay. We
We need a Wale on and we need Pi on and then we can get Harry on and then oh
Mike's FX3 Lens, batteries and anything else. Hey, see a mile of it?
There probably should be one in the in the camera bag. If Chaz is there in the house now, no, so you just ask him
And you'll never guess what by the way, Merzapha
I'm deaf and brilliant. You'll never guess what my staff are.
What?
Oh yeah, I know why. But while he's ready to eat and jump in whatever he wants.
Yes Roy, is he going to discard? Roy, get him to discard.
He's late, he's late, you know.
I know he's late, he's a fine.
I was gonna say, you know, I rang Bates before, banged phone down on me straight away.
I was being fined. No, no, I was straight in.
Don't fucking blame me, mate.
Must have lighten up tonight, James.
Waiting for everyone to get any more than anything.
He's injured. No shit.
We have a full team.
What about? Not a full full team.
Oh, we don't want a full team.
Oh, he put...
Oh, he put Sam Smodux as my fucking name.
Nah, Sammy Chobro.
Oh, in the outfit season, then.
Nearly died me.
In the outfit season, then.
Fuck off.
What was that?
Yeah, I believe he is. I hope he fucking isn't
Sam Smonex!
Gosh, Smonex, you're my gun.
Thank you for the 25, mate.
Fucking love you, mate. Thank you very much, man.
Harry, you get a PlayStation.
Sam, you get a PlayStation, mate.
What is your discord?
Nice.
Go on Schmodex, thank you mate. What an interesting second name considering he's Irish. Schmodex.
Go on Dawson, you alright Oaley mate? Yes, how are we doing boys? Yeah I'm good, thank you mate.
What are you doing too well after that loss? Oh, you're in Arsenal fun aren't you?
Well, you've learnt a valuable lesson there haven't you? I have to be fair you know.
And do you want to tell me what that lesson is that you've learnt?
Um, I mean I went from a quadruple to a treble to a double to a Premier League to next season
And you tell us the lesson the lesson is don't get any yourself
Yeah, and I feel there's a lot of Arsenal fans even though they knew the bottle was definitely still within that
We're getting a very very much ahead of themselves
Yeah agreed
So you've been onboard again, aren't you?
We have do you think we've been the Premier League from this point though? Oh nah
I think the bottle's still on the way we played those last two games
You think what sorry you think the bottle's still on for the Premier League. Yeah, definitely make 100%
Well, I'm gone Schmodec said who's that talking about me on the mic that was Roy Roy. What do you think it's Schmodec's mate?
You like Roy?
Roy's arse fellow, he's fucking deaf and dumb.
Roy have you just bottled that Roy?
His arse has fell clean out there.
Sorry I was on deaf and I was on deaf and I said what do you think of Schmolex?
Do you want my list of opinions?
Well he's listening so yeah I'm sure he would appreciate your opinion.
He's a contact.
Shit's annoying.
Oh, you hate him. Is that because he bagged a few past the past leads?
Yeah, he scored on it last minute. I just as
dance right in front of me
Not a fan of sammy's products. We dance right in front of you. Did it?
Well, he went to kind of like giving a big one walked off like you with the bollocks
And yeah, we went our season took us to the playoffs
Nice
I didn't need to
Well hang on a minute, you said your voice, I don't know if it's about you though
I ate one of my gifted
25 subs
and I've got a two and a half minute left
Thank God
Sam
Sam, you've got me, stop there mate
You've got to subscribe yourself for the low low price of £4.99
Or
OK, you can use Prime which is free
That's just, that's a rookie error man, isn't it?
Exactly, go on Pye.
Money easily can get Twitch Turbo.
Exactly, exactly what I was thinking.
No ads on any stream.
Any stream, Sam, did you hear that?
I thought I advertised that too much, Pye.
Everyone will fucking get it.
No ads on any stream, yeah.
You get Turbo Adgram.
Yeah, you get Adgram.
It's bad for the viewer.
It's bad for the viewer, isn't it?
Exactly.
That's what we're about.
He only had Virts off and at me now.
Hey, yeah.
Yeah, have you messaged me your discord, Harry?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Danny said, oh, for fuck's sake,
you might not be able to, Swade keeps waking up.
That's why I don't have a kid at this age
that'll start you playing pro clubs.
Why don't you just do like those videos
I saw on TikTok, get one of those,
you know, like those things you put over the front
just sit the baby in it and then he can rock the baby to sleep while he plays pro clubs.
I see those videos all the time. You know the dads that play like Call of Duty and they got the
child like rocking a leg. Yeah, the child's like in the front pouch like a kangaroo bouncing
and they're playing their game. You've got to ask yourself, where's this child's mother
when the father's trying to play pro clubs with the lads?
OK, you in. What is it?
Exactly back now?
It's midnight.
I've invited Harry to the
multiverse. There we go, good
stuff.
Is this pro Harry?
This is a hashtag Harry.
倍 fan of in Roy.
Oh, yeah, massive.
I was going to come tomorrow but there's probably no trains for there are but not that time.
You got a fucking car mate? You're Pi-Pace 23?
A car? I'm not for... Do you have much money or cost me to get in a car from here to Sheffield?
Can you put a price on an IRL with Steve, okay, myself, Aaron, Gas and then everyone there having a great time
come back to the bov house stream some more. Can you put a price on that pipe?
Hey, can you fucking hear me? Yes, Harry!
You're all here fucking pr-
Let me have a look.
I can't have you next.
What are you, man?
I-I-I'm wearing...
...intrigued.
I'll have a look and say I'm a joker.
Get an earl, mate.
If I were to...
...but I'd move an owl to...
...to...where it's in Sheffield, isn't it?
Yeah.
I'd ask you to talk in probably five, six hundred quid.
Fuck all to you, mate.
614 pounds. There you go, Pi. What the fuck is that to Pi phase 23? What the fuck were you not about here?
Pi is scared of coming to Sheffield tomorrow. You think you stay at the bar, and you go down to Barlow to Ginge, next to her, and you're halfway up and down.
No, I can't. I'm in Barnsley. No, I'm in Barnsley the next day.
In fucking Barlow.
See, so if you come to Sheffield, you're in Sheffield, you fucking might as well stay there.
Yeah, I know about it, but the difference is I don't pay 600 fucking pounds to get there.
What's going to happen? You have to put for a train to Bansley. To Sheffield like it's
not for eight quid. Something like that. Right. So you've saved 80 quid straight away. I'm
not sick. Yeah, to be fair though, I mean, I might be able to get to bed. It depends
on like, let me start to have the first train is from Birmingham. I'm going to look here
back. I'm going to be missing anyone here. Bezos let us down. But would you call it?
Danny's let us down.
Well, we're going to New Street to Sheffield to go around.
I don't know, I don't think he's on yet.
One, one, one way, let's say, let's go seven o'clock.
It's a problem is, it's a sad date, there's no fucking,
it's not the only trace.
It's east of Sunday as well.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I mean.
It makes a difference.
Let's get that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, get a pun down.
Right, get a pun down if you want to chat.
He's a centre half, if ever I've seen one.
it pundits that are fucking
Birmingham I could try and get to but I could try to sure be cheap as you get to fucking burn
Yeah, it'd be cheap as it's a Birmingham
So I'm looking so much is a harry was even up to you mate anything new in the in the life of harry
This is the first weekend that I've stayed in in 2026, so I'm fucking smashing it to be taking a pest
Now night night is like I've turned a new corner. I say whilst drinking a cruise can pull but like
I'm going to minute 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 4, 8, 12, wow, you've had, oh my god, you've been out every single weekend.
Yeah, but I'm 30 next week, so I'm growing up in it.
Fuck off, you're 29.
Yeah, I've been 29 fucking ages, about a year actually.
I can actually get trained from Bristol Parkway which is like that's not saying if you're not going to fucking do it, I mean I could get a fucking plane to fucking Dubai.
But Bristol Parkway is like not half fat. That's 260 pounds that's half the price already.
There you go. So you can afford a few beers then, can't you?
I just said that.
And it's only £6 for a first-class upgrade as well.
Ooh.
Pretty much, yeah, now. You're basically an A-pie.
I'm working on it. I'll look at it.
I'll work on it. I'll work on it.
Right, we're not the fucking game
while we're waiting for fucking pundit.
Right. Are we all in?
Right, anyone want to go on the right wing,
or am I controlling the right wing?
Oh.
Can I go right with Louise Senorath?
you for it. I don't turn any
off if there's this much of us and match it with them.
Okay, okay.
Turn any off, Roy.
Wait, I'll just use off fans.
People always tell me to go with it anyway.
Let me give you a captain.
Right, I will play.
No, you won't. He's with his sister.
Oh my God, Zara, can you stop just fucking
chatting shit.
Get a gun.
Get a gun.
Ooh.
I'm working on it mate. I'm working on it. Bro, how the fuck am I running off 3.5 hours
sleep? Oh yeah, you had a fucking game early doors, didn't you, did you? I'm having a
I'm having a gander to see if I can it's still is double. It sounds like what are you what what do you do?
Are you you heading back to Manchester after the ginger? I am me. Yeah
How far is how far is enough but I'm driving me
Okay, I
Probably just staying stay up there because I've got me and Barnes in the next day
So I mean how you can set mine if you won't we'll fucking have it off
Oh, yeah, you're you're never put in your favorite. Yes, pundit. You shit cunt. You okay, you specky twat?
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You're a pundit.
Nice.
Yeah, yeah, center half would be fucking unreal if that's how you put it looking for a center half mate
Nice mate love that mate you're gonna jump on them mate
Perfect mate we're wearing this God so then we've just started game now so you do I jump on after that then mate
Fucking love it man. I see you in a minute mate. All right, mate
Nice one. Cheers, mate, to that, mate.
Bye-bye, mate.
Sorry about that, I just got off the phone.
Pass the ball, you fucking greedy fucker.
Wow.
Already started.
He's a fucking greedy cunt.
Straight in here, boys.
I've got a pundit coming on after this game as well.
Yes, what a man.
Can we set it off?
I listened to the pro.
I'm not a pro anymore. Why not call him that?
Is it not a bit unfair if we have someone sick as that?
No! Is it fuck mate, we get sniped by the fucking gimp's
that they write themselves off because they fucking
for your skill elastico got like fucking...
... fucking gulag-like gimp's.
Yeah, go ahead.
Also fine mate, also fine.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'll take it, Harry.
You know by face
I'll test him out testing. Oh my god. Hey. Hey. Are we just gonna let this happen?
We're less than ten minutes in you've got a test of all keeper
Keep it tracking keep it flowing. This is what happens
Yeah, he's on about your wall is he is one of them little boys. Yeah, let's go boys. We have to score this
He's offside but he's not he's held his run. He's held his run
Have to hold you run better, mate
you. Yeah, they go. One to me.
Lovely. Finish that off. Lovely.
Nice. Yeah. Nice. Beautiful.
We don't need to over complicate
it, lads. Levels. Levels.
Luffy yeah
Yeah, so I already did some times you just gotta relax and switch to play. Yeah. Yeah
Sometimes you gotta go backwards to go forward
Are you gonna have a word
start boys. Great start. Come on, you've got a bit of passes in this mate. It's well
in. Next. Sorry, it's 80 times. Love it. Great football. I'll finish it. Bangs. There
you go. Just give me a chance. Oh, look, it's small, but we know he's got a girl.
This is what happens. Didn't take long did it? I've changed me pro. I've made him look
like me and we're back in for fucking fun mate.
I'll just fucking set up every day.
Yeah, no, all the making subs are making subs already, gotta say Harry might be a great
addition to the team. He's not bad.
He is quite good at the game.
Barry, when did you realise you had a talent?
on on the game. Now I just I
realised how much you can fucking
drink. Yeah. Um when I was I
don't know. I feel like 12 on
Ashton Park. I was pouring
vodka in my eye.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
A little eyeball, Paul.
Yeah. Oh my.
Is that actually a three storey
pouring vodka in your eye? Yeah.
Is it?
Because you was told that it
went to your system quick and it was like, yeah, I don't know.
I
Fucking cycle do one right now me
What's the point you stay in it if you still gonna be fucking pissed out you read to be an eyeball shots
Does actually go to your sister quicker that yeah, that's yeah, it's straight in the bloodstream there
That's mental
Science is science he signs mate. Oh
Look at that my vision he said unlucky because he thought
If you go short, I'm doing the idea. You know, I mean
scruffy freak
Disgusted you can't do that to my boys. I'm gonna I'm gonna go short
I might flick this I'm like Kevin Davis here
There you go
I'm running. I'm running. Pie face. Oh
Pie
That's a good dog that pie face. I'm not even naughty little sexy
That's not it. What a fucking ball.
How many wins do you get in champs?
Oh, the last time I played like seven, eight.
Do you feel bloody good?
No, thanks. I've played for a while. Normally I just lose my head and then...
Do you think it's just a...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boys.
Hang on a minute. I'm not that impotent. I'm not saying he gets eight wins.
Do you want to go for the five months?
I did that about nine a few times as well.
Yeah, but is this is this when you're playing the people that have got no fucking hands and legs or what?
When I play okay, oh here we go. I play it
But I play like 3 a.m. So like the pool of players is smaller, but it doesn't matter like
I started just I started going out and five on purpose because I just get eight wins easily because you play easier opponents
What a fucking goal. I mean if that is how you score goals
I was knowing I said get me the fuck off the game or you've got to do the load driven it
Yeah, that is the way it works
Fucking it's him not just a well done. No cuz it's shit. It's shit, mate
But I mean we can all fucking take candy off a baby
Here we go
Yeah, I'm looking by the action looking for an action
I think there's a connection brewing here by yeah, we're on it mate
I know. Thank you.
Go on, Roy.
Steps up, Pike.
Oh, what a lads.
What have you made of that performance?
Go on, lovely.
Just relax. There you go.
Oh, lovely.
More staffer!
We are in the absolute row.
More staffer!
Stop it!
That is unreal.
I'm going to say it again.
Say him again, boys. Say him again.
This is very horny.
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny.
On your left.
Oh.
Do you like that?
Yeah.
It's got to sound like that.
Didn't you wear your orchard tomorrow?
I don't have one.
Oh, it might fit me now actually.
Yeah, it might.
Oh, darn it.
Relax, boys.
There we go.
I'm here, Keats!
I have my wife, I appreciate you 17 months, come on.
Oh, sorry, mate.
Come on, you're better than that.
Shit.
Nice.
Yep, I'm going by it.
Oh, it's okay.
These are fucking crud.
No, I'm going.
Oh, I'm going to go that way.
Oh, these are shit.
Fucking phenomenal.
Wrap it up, mate.
What the fuck is that, past then?
Go on, cube, mate. Okay, mate?
say it. What the fuck are you
off if he says it? If this
kicks it back to the keeper
an attack. There's gonna be
problems. Is that? Yeah,
someone's gotta say it though.
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna
say it when you fucking
should be funny. I've got
your fucking hand in my
arms and I've got you in
a fucking bicep lock, mate.
You can't breathe. Try
I'm not kidding mate.
J-I'm being chased and so bad.
J- can I play for Winton please?
No you can't, you can shoot the fuck off.
I'm genuinely really good at football, I swear I'm not joking.
Cool.
Are you going to travel fucking...
Yes, I'll come and just...
You're definitely not getting in the last part mate.
Oh okay, where could I get in?
Probably never.
Alright, do you play?
I could.
That team must be fucking shit.
Oh, must sit now.
No worries, I'll keep that in mind.
Any chance of Pundit joining the Discord?
Jack and, yes, Pundit, you okay, mate?
I'm okay, mate.
Yeah, good, thanks, mate.
How are you, mate?
I'm doing good, thank you, mate.
How's everyone in there?
Yeah.
Oh, that's okay, mate. How are we doing? What was the score last game?
5-1 in the reef crowd, I say, mate.
No, that's unbelievable. Okay, okay, okay.
I've got a lock in here then, mate, that's what I mean.
Yeah, honestly, mate.
I've been playing in player clubs all year, mate, so...
Have you not, mate?
No, I've started to have a half every week, mate, to be fair.
Wow, that's a good one, mate.
You've been playing since you're half when you've been playing, aren't you?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all the time, mate.
I let all my community go up front and that, so...
That's nice of you, mate.
That's a great guy, I'll remember that.
I'm just going to need, mate, for sure, mate.
Well, how do I join then? What's the, uh...
You need to request a club, mate.
Right, what's the, um, the old club name?
I'll, uh, I'll put it in Discord in general.
Okay, mate.
Is that all right with you, mate?
Yeah, sorry, mate. Yeah, yeah, I'll have a look now. Sorry, mate.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Hmm, let me kick him.
Um, right.
You all right there?
There you go, pundit mate.
Yes, mate.
I
Hmm are you let me know when you're requested, please mate nearly now might
Cheers mate
No worries might cheers mate. No problem, mate
Fucking hell mate
There you go mate. I'm just sour across the map. Yeah, I've got it mate. I've just accepted it all mate.
All good mate. What a mix going on. Wow. Perfect mate. You guys really set half for us then mate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100% mate. Is that how I mean it mate?
Oh, it's not the kit. Um, no it's okay. Yeah, okay, now it's fine.
What's up with the kit?
It'd be best if I back that, but we could do with the kit.
Mate, mate, mate. Hey, Pundit, are you going to be in the stadium with me when Spurs go down?
I'll be on the way and fucking laughing me out of
I'll take it up if you make you back. We're not going down. Okay. You got seven games, bro seven games
I think you'll be all right mate
Thank you, mate. Cheers. Appreciate it. Yes. Hey, buddy
Stop start line mate. We got three points. We fine. No
She'll come back up
I said deserve his fox mate are you going down right can I have captain please
Anyone got any by the way yeah
I'm sorry, you alright, Harry?
Why is Pundit not going right, mate?
Ah, ah! I think my bell's a defender, so...
No, it's all right, so I've got it. It's too late now, I've clicked it, so...
I put me...
It's the five overall!
I put me as any please, mate.
Get back and set it back, yeah.
Yeah, wait, what?
My...
Wrong person, mate.
What Pundit's saying about me, mate?
Well, you've got that mate.
Good job, mate.
How much do I put you as any?
Gens, you said that you'd put you as any.
I don't have this here.
Gens, I've given you captain.
Come on, mate.
Come on, mate.
Can you give someone any?
Yeah, I think he has to do it now.
Any chance?
Pundit?
You sure it ought to be me to be standing at our captain mate, or what's that?
I need to ask you the question, the initiation question.
Oh shit, do you remember it?
No, I don't, do you far? How much money would you need to get bombed off Batesham?
The fucking, that's a good question.
question called out cash you as well are a called out cash tax
rating from the uh I mean no is it one of them work do you know
that that like with the fucking goat like it's shag a goat and
people know like the people know baby everyone knows everyone
knows
It's a bloody forget that there has to be a not there has to be
a man yeah yeah but obviously there's a lot of fucking
I know, but it's unrated in the early hours, I'm not gonna say it.
Yeah, well, obviously, probably not.
I don't know, probably 50 then.
15 is cheap for you, I reckon.
Yeah, no, it's quite cheap.
You've got to call a bit higher.
Wait, who just said bro, on Easter, right? That's ridiculous.
How about the shameless Coleman?
If we can get another shameless Coleman for 60 grand, I'll do it for 60 grand.
Pundit, you must be like down in the 20s.
What's that?
You must be like 20 grand.
Mate, mate, mate, mate, nothing bro, do you feel that?
Everything's got to come on man.
Oh my god, I'm just going to be the winner in this game soon, question.
How long do I get to think of this fucking question?
I'm going to just get it on my deck class.
No, you're right.
But you just said for free.
You must have a fund.
You're like, just what about like, 100 grand, just like a round figure?
Cash, in cash as well.
You can just grab it and have it.
Mate, you did say in cash, but no, again, no.
I got to be 200.
There is a number everyone's got a price. Yeah, and we just have to find it anything. Oh, what's that one's price then I?
Would argue the high your prices the gay you are
To no coins
Fuck you know look alive mate. You do for two million quid plumbed it
Yeah, if you wanted you know you don't understand the value of money then if you can't take a cock
If you can't take a cock up the ass for two million quid mate, you're fucking wrong and we have Bazinga saying 250 care
And I said he won't do it for two real
Does it mean
I think you need to cure that mate.
Hey can someone press the ball guys?
Two minutes to go!
I got it!
And he would say hi guys as he was finishing as well.
Oh we are on here we're so on.
Testing?
Yes Sam.
There we go we're testing him now we've got it out of the way we can crack on and play some football.
Yes, yes.
Oh it's always that one fucking dick in there.
On me Ed.
I fucking scored him boys.
Zlatani breaching your bitch he is it's so fit here oh honestly the PSP is fucking zero.
Come on.
The fucking machine mate.
Oh here we go.
Fucking sub.
What a fucking surprise.
I
Know what's up the people searching the club that we're playing against and joining it if it's
Public and the fucking sub and so far. Yeah, go go beat me for
Nothing mate
Oh shit question. I had a ghosted
Have you got IBS it's undiagnosed, but like a hundred percent was it did you find it in certain things make your shit more?
I just shit and everything out
I'm like how long after consumption are we talking like not straight away
Oh, if I have five guys at five minutes later, it's popping out. Yeah, it's good
If you've just had five guys, I'm gonna go me
Yeah, that's true.
Get a shot from there.
Oh, shit!
I got it! I got it!
No, it's rolling right.
Hang on, let me in, mate.
Here we go.
Fucking useless guns.
The line!
Bragg's there, mate.
It's all right.
We're on fire in the back.
We are, to be fair.
Got two big challenges.
There you go.
Oh, what a save.
What a save.
I'm not going to swing this one back, I did that.
Put the rest of the guy up.
On his head.
I'll win this.
Oh, God, oh my God.
Oh, what a save.
How are you going to lose babies in front of the guy?
Wait for it, wait for it.
Put the rest of the guy up.
Oh my god!
I said fucking hell in your stupid gun!
Lovely.
I mean, I was bleeding again.
Get your man, Pundit.
Oh shit.
I know, gotta be off, gotta be off.
Right, line, line, line, line.
What a line, Pundit, right?
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, I'm on fight.
Yeah, fuck the wing.
I'm coming inside.
Ooh, I hear now.
Yeah, go on, back close.
I'm out. Oh, challenge. Don't whip. It's my plan. It's no fucking point. I have you guys in Easter eggs. I
I ate it yesterday. I'm on a diet. I'm looking I've at four today. Oh, it's a day. No wonder you've got the fucking shit
So you've been on the piss for 16 weeks
Yes, go on. Yeah, back sick of you on ginger. Why? Yeah, actually fuck out of it. Oh
This man can do yes, hold his shit in for an hour. Oh
Oh, let's go again straight in to know. Let's go. We've gone from Jason to Harriet left wing. Yeah
Like
When that
The wind is mental
Yeah. Lovely. Yeah. Lovely.
Finish. There you go. I'll finish it.
Oh, my God.
Not a goal!
We're losing to that, there's no way!
That reminds me of Javi Simmons mate!
Lovely Javi Simmons!
You know where somebody is!
The pre-assist is better than the whole thing!
Yeah, he scored in that goal, then lost 5-2 versus Athletic Co Madrid.
Oh yeah, good guy!
Care for the goal, Harry mate!
They actually won 3-2 that night by the way.
Brrraa!
Well done, we get it, you're a closet Spurs 5, you shit pie!
No! Jesus Christ!
What are you doing?
Alright, that's me, sorry.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Yes, Pie.
Go, go.
Harry!
Wembley.
Ooh, I'm breaking.
Sorry, I feel I might have to stop doing that.
LINE, LINE, LINE, LINE, LINE!
Stop, Pundit!
You've got to stop, Pundit!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
Pundit, you've played him off!
I thought, Steak, Pundit!
Pundit!
Mate, I fell over.
Now you've got to shag, Dixon.
Yeah
You fucking greasy oh
Oh fucking hell I'm everywhere. Yeah more are you fucking?
Greedy prick
We haven't had a figure from any of the new players. We haven't had a figure. Oh
Yeah, Harry, we need a figure mate putting it. We need long come on
Eskis is definitely low
Well, he went in very low, but that's what I thought of 20. Yeah, 20 K mate
No, it's the same one for bait. Oh fucking locking boys. It's the basis to bum you. I'm not kicking off until you answer it. I
Literally answered it before it was 60 grand if Evan's been confined another shame was called. Oh, yeah, he did
So you do it for 59 then if you do it we are laying rough to Emily mate
No, I wouldn't that's my life like you can offer me now. I'm not getting blown by bait in the 50 9k
I have found my line like well and truly. I respect that. Most people drop one at a
time. Yeah. Yeah. No. You've done well. You've done well. Take 500 quid cash away. You're
not going to be like, no, are you? Yeah, you still do it. No, no. That's my line.
But it's there on a plinth tax free. Like it's cash. Remember, it's like it's there
in 50s. Yeah. Yeah, but we didn't sign James Coleman for £59,990. We signed him
I was your I was your Amsterdam trip I miss my life. Yeah, very very interesting. Thank you
That was it
No, I think he means of you fucking bought a shag no window shopping pie no
I
Paid for one me and because I touched her she turned around with this hard dildo what in the face with it
I'm not even messing
Amsterdam like it was bought. It was because me and my mate was in the same room
And like he didn't point now. I was fucked. You're missing out peep show. That's like 20p
I'm not sure if you can see
which
peep show you just fucking
look for it. It's weird because you can see everyone
else who's looking in as well.
It's uncomfortable. What's
this? Sorry. What's this peep show?
It's a good show.
You've stand up. You had a curtain. You put
like site 20p in or something
and then it's
not. It is. I'm pretty sure it's
cheap.
It is woman inside doing like a solo
He's first as well while they're looking at and you just make eye contact with that some block
And then you just think that that's someone's daughter though, and he makes you a bit fucking sad. Do you know I mean?
She could look at you and go that's someone's son
Well, I'm like, that's all right my bad my bad. What are you all in there? No, no, you don't want to be just
But you don't get long
I mean, pundit.
Yeah, you like fucking banana bar.
Yeah, sure.
Banana bar, yeah.
Oh, I'm going to have to.
But let's give it a look, hasn't it, mate?
Oh, yeah, put it, yeah.
Oh, just realized I dropped the controller.
Did you go in banana bar, mate?
No, mate.
Didn't, obviously, didn't go to the red light.
Didn't want to get back.
So, streaming didn't want to get back.
Oh, god.
Fucking didn't go to the red light district.
Fuck it off.
What are you going to do?
I didn't.
boring boring pipe face boring boring pipe face
well i didn't leave it i didn't leave the red light district for two days and i
went i'm a bad catch man i'm brown age
monday night i'm i'm there are you going baller
what you got for me yeah of course you are he's the point
come here to enjoy the football you know yeah
Who's making sure that?
Some really good players out there.
You know, I'm really of a community man.
They're going to make a mess out of me.
I'm helping community every week.
I know. I remember, you know,
coaching them on the side whilst they get absolutely hammered.
That's where I last came, didn't it?
Yeah.
Well, what do you obviously do when they're playing fucking after you?
After you're a fucking great team.
Oh, fair enough, yeah.
You should focus on your own team first, you know?
Yeah, I know. That's why I managed them after we'd won.
Can you fucking focus on your fucking own thing?
Yeah, well, last season, you had a disaster.
Oh right, well guess what, let's see, guess what, so it's payment for another team.
Are you all up close?
Are you all up close?
Do you think you can beat Prime?
I think we'll be the first team to beat Prime.
What's your best option there on their situation and the way that they are literally cheating?
Er, well I mean it's not for me to deal with, that's for the higher-ups of bodily to get involved with.
What can I say about this?
The players of PR Ants, oh, Jinz, would have fucking said way too far.
That's why you're fired, that's embarrassing for you.
I'll tell you what, I'll fucking speak your mind.
I'm warning, I'm warning.
I think it's an absolute fucking joke.
I think it's embarrassing that that's even able to happen.
I think it could potentially ruin the season
and I think that there needs to be a huge point deduction
because I think it's an absolute mockery of everything
that there's absolutely no credibility in what JJ's done.
There you go.
What are you doing, minister mate?
It's fucked up. You don't go tomorrow. You could actually do that. It's a fucking strike.
I'll boycott it with you. Cheers, mate.
Oh, shit.
We're doing that fucking three people way.
Where's Boundit? Where's Boundit?
We're going to have to stand for a second, mate.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
It is R2 you supporting Monday night. Clutch versus SDS.
Clutch.
Oh, that's the worst you've got to get it right.
Put it front post.
Put it front post.
You know the worst thing is, the Mimri climate there.
The fingers, right, the SDS team, right, and the manager and coach are probably the
soundest people about SDS.
So what do you think the problem is?
The mad arses on the side.
Yeah.
I'll win it again.
Go on, Bob.
Go on.
I'll fucking finish it then.
Right, there you go.
Right, Jeremy, I don't mind doing it, boy, but it's just a bit boring.
I need something from you, man.
Jeremy, it's just a bit boring.
I don't mind doing it, but it's boring.
You're there to smoke it.
Come on.
Yeah, mate, shots.
Where he goes, mate, I know.
I know about that.
I'm just, you know what I mean?
No, the third one is my boys.
Yeah.
I... Who's prime got this week?
Oh.
Who do they got this week, chat?
Oh my god. Yeah, you did dive in on the halfway line. You slid it on him. I thought you're
back. I tried to back you up. I'm at center. Oh my god.
Let's let's look at it all right. Oh, that's that's
that's what I thought.
But I'm going to give this to you.
Come on.
I'm excited for it.
Oh, I'm fucking hell.
Pasty to our teammate, but it
right. Let's keep it.
Oh, nice one.
But I was in the box.
Sprinting up the paper.
Why are you sprinting up the
What's the- why- why-
Alright boys, alright boys.
He's gonna get off- out of the shithole.
This is gonna get off.
Ah!
Gotta pass it a while, innit mate?
Yeah, I know. My bad there.
I got it.
Nice.
Come on, come on.
He's gonna score, innit.
Oh my god!
He's gonna put it in his own net.
He's playing against us.
Just get it on.
Alright, everybody do middle.
Please don't drive in every time!
Please don't drive in every time!
I'll set Empire, you drive in them.
Oh, here we go again a while.
I think he's the fucking man of this show.
You shit, mate! Pass the ball!
Let's just focus and get it done.
Aaron, I'll take the ball. I'm here. Harry?
Harry, you know if you want to pass too. Thank you.
Go!
It's so boring!
I don't mind doing it.
You know what I mean? I don't mind doing it.
But it's just boring, boys.
It's so shit if I just have to carry us all the time.
My one game, 100% win record, let's go.
You've made us conceive five games, pundit.
We're playing.
Pies, sit deeper, pace, sit deeper.
Keep the ball, nothing stupid, go on.
Yeah, whenever you're ready.
Whenever you're ready.
Yeah, fair enough.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
I'm sitting in the mat.
I'm not even going to score, mate.
I'm not...
Yeah, I saw you coming by the way.
Oh, I've got my minerals, mate.
I've just got to have the empty house somewhere.
Get out of here!
Pundit!
Fucking get your head out of here, cunts!
Yeah, see, yeah, you can't lie.
You did, did you?
What did I get, Hava?
BOOM!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Yeah!
Yes!
I'm a fucking Joel.
Wait, game's over.
Ego, get the fuck out of me.
I'll give him a make-up forward, brother.
Everyone back. Everyone defend.
Everyone back.
Put your head on this.
Well done, pundits.
Let's get ready.
All right, keep looking.
Oh, no, come on, keep up.
Baddie, me rest.
Let's go!
I'm off.
I'm wondering what a fucking surprise I'm getting a match ball. You haven't got two of them of your F consider score six
Fuck you now. Make some serious looks at that bat line. No, it's seven points. Have a right and that I'm on the top five
What a fucking surprise what I'm what a game. I've just had by the way. I've just literally saved us all
And I don't even like to go on about how good I am, but that's just fucking real what you are. You are class to be thank you
Mike we all did it group half at me as well. It's just brilliant. You wish it
What do you mean?
What position were you playing, brother?
I am sort of centre back to the end, sort of thing.
Look at Harry.
Harry comes in, one goal, five assists, I come in, five goals.
Do you know what I mean? He's fucking boring in that area.
It is, it is.
Imagine we did carp jams, it'd be fucking unbelievable.
You're talking 30, you know?
Yeah, you can't do it, but imagine.
Just fucking unreal.
same again and I got
Let me spare me skill points make me self even more fucking untouched
That's my old playstyle for us though
That's alright that
Don't mind that
Not one bit
Anyone got anything interesting planned next week?
They still need to get bigger a punty
It's my 30th birthday
It's my 30th birthday
You're all invited
Ladies Day Friday
You can't sleep for 48 hours. That's the only rule for it.
Oh, what day was that it's it's Friday 8 a.m. Oh
Okay, I just fucking just been booked
to a family that it's not all the chat is invited to like all your chapter invited if you show up
We can stay out for 48 hours then but like if you can't don't fucking what is that?
Liverpool
My you're gonna go on then
Ah, yeah, yeah, the thing is you've got to all supply the goods because it's my
Goods you're about I need to speak to say you so you're not just alcohol you can speak to taste if you
Come on, we fucking go
Oh, let me guess, you want me in any of these games because I'm so lucky.
I think you should just choose what I want.
Ah, you may as well.
Oh my God, Roy. Yo, dickhead.
I'll take it though.
What a stupid dog. You just knew you were going to do that, didn't you?
What a dickhead. That's not 1-0.
Can I change it?
Who's gonna I might know yes, I've got management that sort of it. So yeah, that's the thing
Coke and horse he Virginia bit scores
I'll do play stars
What can I do was leech a lot bro I could swap it
Hey, why are they yeah
Who are you?
Chintzhu Yan.
Something new though.
Still going on that Chinese, yeah.
Oh, why?
Please, Chintz, can I give you a suggestion?
You should try the Chinese as well.
Sam, you ordered Chinese. Can you just get a banana on the side and have it with it?
What the fuck?
Guys, please, please.
A banana with Chinese?
Do you know my great uncle was the first one English player to play football in England with Chinese?
Why? Why is he laughing at me with Chinese?
Why is that so hard?
Are you the fuck laughing at my people here?
Your uncle?
What?
I'm trying, I'm trying.
My uncle was the first ever non-English player to represent England because he was of Chinese origin
His dad was a Chinese sailor who settled in Liverpool
But he got robbed of his career because of like World War two, but he's actually like the best player in the country
What was he called?
Frank Sue, Frank Esther below my mom's surname is still Sue as well
Frank Sue now that is an interesting there hmm you know what I've googled it is a real
fella Frank Sue if I can come over anyone can you not see a look over me Aaron not
really he's Chinese yeah I'm a bit what I'm like I think I'm a 32 a little bit
Oriental now you come there yeah Oriental
HA HA HA HA
Are we ready to go?
It's true that you know I don't think he's lying there I'm fucking out
On my mum's life
What's his name?
Just a note Frank Franksree Frank Estabolo
Just a note by the way
Oh my god no way
There is an actual Amber Web award in Sheffield for this weekend.
Yeah, they probably will, but you know?
Yeah, but it's fucking Sunday league, you're not going to call that off.
I know, but...
Nats had a good try a lot mate, they'll be pleased.
Well, no, I get that, but I'm saying you want to be able to fucking screen whatever.
They've literally got a fucking Amber Web award and all that.
Are we waiting on here?
No way is that your brand now, that's it.
We've got everyone in, I think.
Let's go boys, let's go, let's go.
Ginger you okay?
Yeah, I need to go on
I love you but fries the walls
Probably don't have time for that man
Harry put my money please mate
I can't be arsed with that shit
Someone else do it
Right off
Pundit give me any please mate
Yeah how did you do that
Two balls for you to the 75
Nice one, fucking nice one
Go for a diamond
Sorry what was that mate
What was that mate? I couldn't quite...
Token assignments.
Yeah.
Well done mate.
I got it.
Well done.
Well done Pundit.
Pundit, go on, give us a figure for how much you want to get shugged up first.
Everyone's got it, so you...
Pundit, you actually have to say no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can everyone say that as well?
I just thought of like, what card do I have?
Mine is seven and a half grams.
Okay, we're going a bit. Okay, we're going to 50 from that. Anyone else?
I'll probably go 750.
What?
Run.
My, er, 75,000, please.
You know what? At the minute, at the minute, I'll probably take 50, 50, 60, something like that.
I'm not going to be picky with it.
And I might go back for seconds if it's not too bad.
Er, er, er.
I smoke, I've been working.
well that's why I said seven and a half, I wouldn't have picked it, so I guess I'll just go with more and more
well I mean, if you're doing seven and a half, you'd do it for seven, wouldn't you?
if that doesn't mean real, I'm probably doing it for five, I'd have said seven and a half
so he's already dropped it, five and a half to be third, so no he's done more than that
if you offer me a cash out of five grand I'll just check it
the boat. Oh, can I stop? No,
it just says they want to stop
some boats. I'm expecting some
big challenges. Yeah, let's go.
There you go, be careful right now, he's got it.
With what?
Biggy circles.
Bairson's got quite a lot of money, you know what I mean?
One day it looks like you're a fucking fan, he's there.
I've grabbed a bunch of notes there.
Why is it so funny, though?
It's not possible.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
I reckon you could actually cash it in.
Alright, let's go turn into something.
Bit cold.
Could indeed.
Right, let's play football.
Yeah.
I'm not on the menu.
I was cheeky.
Yeah.
How do you see this?
How do you see this?
That's lovely.
How do you see this?
Hey, it's Jamie Biden can do it, so can I.
Dreams are always dreams until they're achieved.
You like Red Bull as well?
He fucking loved the Red Bull, so does the power.
Can he also go along on to Black Bull?
Put him?
He's gonna let you do this.
No?
Hold on, where am I gonna play?
No, I'm aware of.
All right, fair enough.
Here we go, here we go.
Nice.
Don't mind that pun, they don't mind it.
yeah
like
anybody that's like five gifted subs if you guys can tell me what movie this
team she was strong yes
no
right
yeah
yeah
and also he did he never said the first one
Yes!
Oh, my God!
What's happened?
Get in! Finally in the target!
Woo!
Night Fire plays a strike.
Wow, that was about four people. Five just to dance.
That's not cheap.
You acted like that was going to be harder, Wally.
Wally, I'm saying that they get to me.
Why did you get to me?
Oh, what the fuck I said first?
Did he?
No the fuck, I'm gonna minute, I said he first.
No you don't!
I don't know if like I said, I don't know if he was involved.
They figured he kept it, mate.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
What the fuck?
That's a scummy dot.
I'm gonna minute, he never said the first one.
He said if anyone could name it, and four of us did,
three of us, four of us, five.
Nice pile.
Oh, that's a good point.
I was loving that fuck move.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna work nipping on it.
We're gonna, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Can I cross the line?
What a movie.
Wow, James!
James!
I'm not being funny at all, but you've got a fucking pass more mate.
I'm going about that.
You've got a pass more mate.
You've got a tap in there.
I am, I've come out with you.
Oh, jizz has been done.
Oh, we're diving in and we party.
Nice one mate, well done.
Sorry mate, that's a good effort from me there I think.
I can't lie.
I'm very lucky.
You can't lie, but you clearly can't fucking see either.
That was shit mate.
it mate you also can just give me the ball for a fucking tap in your ginger
gimpsons oh wow okay racist okay big up jay's love from Bermuda the fuck the
triangle or is that actual place no no I'm not having me dad go in that I get
it cuz he folks off and he come back and get it
I agree
Come on man
It was even you now feiki. Thank you. Don't mean he's not don't mean he's fucking blind now
Fuck yeah, they're about to make subs
Where am I center ass going?
That is a good thing we'll probably do better
I see a great
That's our right back gone. They're right one of the sentiment
But one of them sent about
I'll put you right back. Listen to Harry. He's got 30 and I with a bronze team before
We can all fucking do that mate. I've done that and silver
You couldn't do that against a fucking silver mate, you're shit.
Out to him.
Out to him.
I'll do it then shall I?
Well you had a left back.
Well impundit.
Right, count on me, my right's not to right.
No I'll go.
I'll sit on the half way line, pundit mate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the prize?
I'm putting it mate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the prize?
I'm a collector, but you've got to win.
We are leading.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's a fucking game.
We do do this.
It's an absolute honour doing this.
I'm gonna take off.
Let's just keep patting it off.
What the fuck?
The actual fuck.
Oh, god.
Two, two.
What the actual fuck
Continuing the hardiness where she winger come on
Yeah, you see me I see
It's a nice
Harry DC or benefit is getting the red cast
I've been I've been I fucking love the commentators on this game
I just don't understand why I'm so good
It's weird
Finish them
Have you already? I know you see me
Oh, we're all made these are one goal to assess. Give me a mini egg. Let's go, man. Beautiful
play. They go with the bullback. We're losing tonight. Lovely. Lovely. Lovely pile. Well done
I have yeah
Just having I've got I've got a bag of mini-axes are you?
Thank you. Oh, no, I won't do oh lovely
I've tried the time finish and realize it took out the game
That's how long I've not played FIFA
One second
For my kiwis. I've been playing all year. I don't realize that I go on with a corner
Sorry chap. All right five two up man down. It's game finishers stupid eggs
Man down Joe
What's everyone's favorite thing about Easter?
I can one again because I give up one king for length
I just love the story of Christ me. I fucking love it. I'm Joe. I'm fucking fine. They glad someone said it
I like waking up on a Sunday and then reading a couple of verses of the Bible. I can't wait me
What's your favorite bus mate my favorite verse it yeah, if you stop at every dog that barks
You'll never reach your destination
So good and I like knows that nice right now check that
I like no is that
I'd actually like you to do that.
I'd actually like you to do that.
Unreal man, I love it.
That was in times.
Yeah, same.
Oh.
I tried to play it.
I was a bit late.
Oh, a perfect 10.
Wow.
No, no.
Go on.
Go on.
You might do me with you. We do you spare time. Yeah, just yeah
Oh, mate.
Thank you, Graeboot.
Ah, fish.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Sexy football, it is, innit?
Danger building.
I'm in fire.
I've been down.
To go to a sexy.
That's what I'm on.
A journey, mate.
I'm glad you're reminding me, because I fucking lost count.
Ebony Theatre, you having a prime of love?
Well, they make it far too easy, there.
Over me, Aaron.
Oh.
Oh.
Nice, brother.
Lovely.
Love it, Aaron.
Oh, lovely.
Oh lovely that's my game get it back give it to someone else
You fucking you got some problem you having a seizure mate
May is off
Go on, finish, then.
Jeb, then.
Oh, hey, guys.
See what I did?
All I could do was care about my teammates.
That was so unselfish.
Mate, what's the opposite of selfish, mate?
That was very great.
Unselfish.
Unselfish.
Yeah, very unselfish.
Generous, mate.
That was lovely.
It's just great to say.
Anything to say, then?
Anything to say?
Ah.
Yeah, it's getting boring, me scoring all the goals.
Yes.
Yes.
You're the striker.
Lovely. Oh, what a lovely.
No, no, not a lovely one. Harry, no!
Aww, look at that.
Who does he do it, lads?
Who does he get?
Honestly, I'm not even joking, and I'll say this,
and I don't often say this, I'm probably one of the best strikers
in pro clubs right now.
Best striker in pro clubs, king of the jungle,
soccer player of the match,
free time champion in Qatar.
But you know what? It's not about me.
football is a team game. There is no I in team, but there is a me and without me this team would be fucked.
Oh wow. Give me a hatchet boys. Go on 18 Logs, 530 mate, go on the boys, favour very much brother.
Oh come on, don't keep up, don't keep up. Yeah, keep some on, keep some on, keeps.
Yeah, someone get my line please.
You can't even come to this fucking place.
I am running.
I am running.
Where you going?
Where you going?
You're in a mission.
Crazy!
Crazy!
I've just broken up there to go up here mate!
Hey fucking keyboard shut up right your fucking nose mate.
I'm not even going to go up.
I'm going to get back.
It's time to eat man.
I'm gone.
Just run!
I am running.
Just run!
I am running.
I am running.
I am running.
Hey come on man this is a ruck with my question.
It's just come to me.
I don't know why.
I leave him on
Yeah, they do come off my oh god s I love the fact seems just sitting there. He's bad
No, it's alright mate. He also a question. What do we do to each other?
Taking your glasses off the one's crazy
Oh, I'm not some pundit. You are fucking a shit.
If he tried his glasses, it must be a massive one.
I'm not gonna lock it.
Just let me a hatch. I'm gonna lock it.
Get me a hatch from the body.
Pundit, how do you watch that material if you can't see it?
You just listen to it.
He's an audio listener.
Oh, my God.
What is this fake taxi?
Imagine he came to London and started slowly sliding down his nose
he knows what he's doing. Every time he fucking does it, he's got to put the strap on the
goggles so it's like he's down his head.
Fuckin' Edgar Davids.
Edgar Davids, every time he wants to go throw a wank.
Edgar Davids.
Yeah, you're fucking alright.
It's Davids.
Ah, fucking Edgar Davids.
No, it's not. That's his neck.
David, or David's, is fucking tomato.
No, no, no. His name is Edgar Davids.
What's Edgar Davids?
Says fucking him.
I get out boys gone
He says that's his fucking name. No, I don't be cheeky, but as I could have it's my
I don't be aggressive back and break your fucking spine
Yeah, Jenj, whenever you ready
Pie! Pie, I've set you up mate, I've set you up Pie.
I've squared it to you with a fucking basically an open goal mate.
Yes sir. Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Harry, I'm opening it, I'm opening it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Sorry, I've come to the wall.
Oh my god!
Fuck you now!
Oh my god!
Shit!
Oh my word!
I can't believe that's gone in.
What a fucking goal.
Wow.
I hate the track changing.
I was like a truck in the mountain, mate.
That was mental.
Sorry, I'm just clip farming there, lads.
Sorry, I shouldn't have done that.
Disrespectful to the strikers though.
I'm very sorry and you've pissed me off a little bit, eh?
Sorry.
Oh, boys.
I'm sick of people not passing.
I'm composed. I'm composed. I
see you. Pundit. I'm going to
get double figures. Keep on it.
Keep on it for me. Oh, I think
you just want to be greedy. Oh,
With the hand back, with the hand back, with the hand.
Play on, play on.
Ha ha. Options!
Follow up, please!
There you go. Back in the line.
No, no, no!
Looking for himself.
Who is? He's not a cheesier.
Fucking have like a cunt.
Is it fucking red? It's not even a yellow.
Fucking balls out to be won.
Jewish.
What do you just call me?
His name was Jewish.
Straight in again.
Lovely.
Gotta do better with his ball, lads.
I'm going up. Lovely boys.
Get up, boys, get up.
That's red fucking class, basically.
Wow.
Send it up, send it up. Last attack.
Send it up, pundit.
I'm going to nod this, don't you?
That was me, your racist nod.
I tried mate, I tried. Yeah, I tried. Yeah, fucking did. Oh, fucking hell, I've got any room for this fucking Max Balls, like a fucking ball pit in my house.
you're off in one of your chimeras just.
No, something is not.
Ah!
Well done, boys.
They were shitting at 32, 35.
They lost more games than they've won.
They need a part of the Romans.
Wow.
Aaron, what time is it?
Tomorrow.
So I'm going to drop the bastards off and then I'm going to
set off probably about
11.
I'm going to be riding because he I've got a plus one so I'm taking riding's is coming. All right, okay
Not funny taking Tony
Hey Tony, no he's not coming
Any reason are your card was he on your side?
You Tony yeah, everyone's on my side. Yeah, no something this I'm talking about some of my place for with a committee
How how are you getting like I'll vote it are we is it just more frustration?
Yeah, just the frustration of it like fucking it's just old school in it
No, I've not been voted out. I am what oh you've walked from days
Sorry, yeah, you've walked to me you've quit. Yeah
well the source of what have you said that they did like your bikes man
they're gonna be happy they went like all their attendances drop them are they
well let's still be there I'm there about still be alright they're in a good
place let me guys really what can swap and what is a consumer going to do for
me a sponsor and ginger of you what was that sorry what's gonna be for me
Are you still sponsoring Daisy Hill then?
Yeah, no, no, yeah, yeah, I did...
I did actually specifically ask Aaron
before I went and moved there.
Are you going to be fucking doing this for the rest of the season
in three, many years?
And then he fucking said, yeah.
And then the fucking six was down the line, the fuck is quit?
I need to message you about some actual gins.
I want to do that stream, I'll text you.
No worries, mate.
Well, you know it's bad if Aaron won't say it.
No, no, it's just he's a bit like private, that's all.
I was going to say, now...
Oh
champs.
Wow.
Ah, is it really Aaron?
That is fucking unbelievable.
I'll have a chat with you tomorrow when we're not on stream.
Yeah.
Oh, fucking time.
Are we ready?
Are we ready for it?
Or are we going to go with Joe Pipe?
Joey!
five joe it
good you motherfucker thank you very much Joey mate I appreciate that call me one
can help me go on the fucking boy thank you very very much mate I appreciate
that bro thank you very much mate I appreciate it's having you fucking
sexy cunt thank you very much mate one thank you mate you didn't give us a
figure boys put it as he was a figure he said 20 grand
Oh did he?
Pie can you click start mate?
Bradley's the turn of the adventure
Always the turn of the adventure
Always the turn of the adventure
Bradley, 5 minutes time Bradley
20 minutes time mate
Why is it nearly kicking off?
I was the next one, I'm the one in the head
We're gonna win today man, can't do that for you
Whistling
um where is louise
you look sad yeah i have to ask something i'm i could i can't believe it
You need camp, lens, you've got your triumph eye, we started now, are we on?
Mate, the other problem we have now is this weather warning, it's also a cunt, so...
Oh, whether this, whether that, how about your fucking weather yourself mate?
It's not good for travel and stuff, is it?
Not good for travel.
It's also Easter weekend, it's not like...
Oh there we go again Easter fuck you weekend
I
Looked it. I looked it to be honest with you
I looked into doing this that week. I just it's just like I would have done if I could have gone like direct
I would have done it, but no you wouldn't it
Well, I was because I was I was invited. No you weren't now. I won't yeah, I wasn't invited
So I won't buy it. Just stop chatting shit-pie
How about that one?
Just fucking check so much
I like captain Steve wants a little bit of support, but I first doesn't think it's gonna benefit by first
So he's not gonna bother. Also. I'm sure it was on Paddy Paolo Royal versus nags that I wanted to put a bet on
But I can't you can't be you can't be putting bets on on that
Because if there is I'm gonna give Winnie a shirt and tell him to get some fucking lump on him
We don't like
I do not
Don't work from do it. Yeah, look the one the right look
I don't know if someone's made this up Nantz that nags that a favor is that one to three a draw four to one in the
Royal Oak at 13 to two
I don't know if it's real or not
I'm gonna fuck you level up
You'd have been in your fucking element you if you didn't park here and what you're
I'm like you can bet on anything. No, you wouldn't have fucking stops
I've been like it at Christmas
It did get by the me of my mate with Ben on the color of flags in the winter Olympics
Sorry
We were bored the winter Olympics on so we just said like right next athlete to come out
I offered him like two to one and it being read in the flag
I love it. Hey, I'll give you a bet
You can't bet what one to ten for me to go what the fuck?
I'm tired. You retired. He's pretty good at considering you. What do you mean? I'm retired. I'm at the game
I'm at the game. What is it? You're tired from the football game?
No, but the cardboard is white. Yeah, that's what we
Everyone's got the crypt tonight. I mean you can't go sitting there fucking pumping notes
I don't think it's going to work anymore.
We are a bit cardboard.
Life's a gamble when you think about it.
Exactly.
That is true.
Some of the best rewards are when you take a risk.
Wouldn't suggest gambling though.
If they run like you, then yeah.
That is where the attack will end.
Pardon?
You're definitely like...
It's like a place that run like,
so like, you're plus EV.
Oh, lovely.
Right, so everyone's got a line of how sorry lucky they should be and you're definitely above the line why?
Fucking
Fucking like to streak a pest go on
I'm just saying, like, when it comes to boxing and stuff, you're generally like, lucky.
Oh!
Hi there.
He's fucking rapping, inn.
Yeah, that's...
Yeah, you're plus-e-v for sure.
Right, okay, I remember that.
So it's not down to me hard work, then.
Well, when it comes to picking a fucking random Dennis BK, he's standing there,
Well, well, well, well, well, I was at that...
I'm killing a pick in a random one, I fucking bought the lot!
That is true, yeah, I mean...
What the fuck are you guys, lock in please?
Please lock in, don't end on a loss, Harry, lock in, mate.
I don't want to get a ruckus!
We know that they give the streamers the best parts, they...
That is true, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, these fucking young lads, save up the wages, buy one and have a fucking...
James Coleman, sorry, Harry.
I don't play.
Yeah, I have been in Tennessee, but it's got fucking but new shit coffee. What's your I got a good evidence in life
Oh, you can be like poor chaser and like not you know, not do it and then miss out on it
But yeah, you do run pure you do run pure who does me
Wait, wait, wait, I fucking start doing spots on stream. Oh
Oh my god. Hey, you know, so they'd pay you a fucking fortune to do that. But they yeah, they really would
No, I'm obviously not going to do is not sense right. I'll do it. Just run
One pass, pass, pass.
There you go.
There you go.
Come on.
Fuckin' eyes.
Bore!
Yeah!
I'm fine.
That's number one.
I should have come at home.
Winners.
Come on.
Cash out.
It's a spell.
I'm on a fire stick.
He touched his face.
I can't like using bar clinicals.
Go.
Go on.
On your head.
Is he on?
Yeah.
Finish.
All right.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
You know yeah finish all right boring mate pass the ball you can't
Question who's the fucking gold score of the team?
Who's the gold score of the team?
My fucking hello, can you hear me? It's always one too many
Hello, can you hear me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all right. Who's the gold score of the team? Yeah, we've been sharing the goals around to be fair. I've we fought
You just haven't got it, mate.
There you go.
Don't take me home.
Please don't take me home.
I just don't want to go to work.
I want to stay here.
Please don't be the take me home.
Please don't take me home.
Please don't save me home!
I just don't want to go to work!
I want to stay here, stay here, stay here, stay here, stay here!
Please don't, please don't save me home!
What a fucking surprise, I score again.
Right.
I feel like little people are going to start hating on me because I'm so good.
It's not bothered.
It's not bothered, mate.
I
You've not got it. What are you doing? I'm not you know, I know I just told you you've not made
With him over the weekend. I he lost and
got his head went a little bit good one day. Well in you.
Reminds me like a foot champ sort of breakdown. Yes.
That's what you want to see though.
We're going to say I know if you want to be a fucking James Wade
and fucking boring, then they'll go.
You've got no personality.
You can't win in the world, unfortunately.
Love it. Love it.
What a fucking comeback.
Two nil down.
What's going on?
I'm on that backstab, you know?
Please.
Huh?
Do you know what?
That's what happens.
That's why I should be a more ruthless greedy fucker.
That's fine.
The one time I'm selfless,
I fuck it up.
I'm a gold scorer. I need to stick with that.
You won't stick with that.
You won't stick with that.
You won't stick with that.
You won't stick with that.
to stick with that. You welcome
because that all came from me trying to pass it to you.
I'll take the assist. Let's go.
I'm good fires my mate, I'm good.
Wally out, Jordan Mack.
I just got diagnosed with ADHD today, is it bad?
I feel as though you should have actually
doctored that or they should have probably explained it.
Yeah big day, no, it's gonna start there.
Yeah, they're not diagnosed with people on Saturdays.
No, I don't think so.
It's not bad at all.
Oh, dirty bastard.
It's like a new character unlocked sort of thing. Yeah, you've actually, you're advanced more.
Keepers!
To be fair, mate, today's monster site, you can probably get a lot of things with free now if you've turned me into an HD.
Oh, what a lad.
Can't wait.
Oh, well, I thought you were up again.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, it's like a play style.
I've got to come back.
I don't like myself.
You've got to park anywhere, Bads.
You'll be fucking laughing.
Oh, let's have a look here.
Ooh.
Like a place that...
Yeah, a new base place that unlocked.
Yeah.
If you had autism on it as well,
and then, like, you know, a few other things, you'd be...
Man, get me a little...
Man, get me a little...
Man, get me a little...
Man, get me a little...
I do always watch the same films, love fucking trains, yeah, I'm like, things about being
in order.
I just wish if I got an escalator I could only get on the left down one, like if I, whenever
I've got to go on the same doors and stuff Oh my god, can we, can we just throw that?
You can name 150 I reckon.
You can name 150 what?
Tube station.
No you can do it then.
In this second half we'll be quick.
How many stations?
Three, two, one, go.
No I don't want to do it.
Drop me to do it.
I mean Paddington, King's Cross, Edgeworth, Edgeworth Road, Fifth Road, Northern.
North, Finchley, Finchley Central. Let me do, er, do you think, just tube and not, okay.
Minster, let's do the Piccadilly line. Piccadilly Circus, Oxford Circus, Leicester Square, Sloan
Square, Temple, Cairns Street, Oxford Circus, Tottenham Court Road, Marble Arch, Lancaster
you know. White sea. Oh, that's
sweet. That was quite a few
would say. Oh, that's that's
where the television centre is.
Wood Lane. You keep going. If
we thought you'd just get the
best one, the best one's cock
cock, cock fosters. That does
sound interesting. Yeah, that's
the end of the pickety line.
No, that's not the end of the
pickety line pie. That's the
No, it's not. It's not. It's the
Victoria line that. No, it's not.
Victoria line is, um, no, so how
was this big? Like, Wolfenstowe,
Wolfenstowe, seven sisters, Tottenham
Hale, Blackhorse Road, uh,
Finsbury Park, King's Cross and
Pancras, and then it goes down
to, like, that's what's there,
What's the staff kissing all that?
Bec-a-luna pie, come on.
Um, so Elephant and Castle, um, and Bac-man.
You know what to do?
You know what to do?
Jankross.
You know how many transitions are there?
After, um, they got to, like, Baker Street, uh, what's after Baker Street?
Do you know what the risk is of pulling it?
No, I don't know.
No, he knows all this because he's, um, an interested bloke.
I just like train no this is and this is why he's a virgin
He's not he had a brass last week
Yeah, little Pete
Did you buy you have a little put it put the put it under the cell did you buy?
Hey, hey, did you feed the pony by face?
Did you see
Hey!
Oh, my man went to one and he come out disappointed because they all didn't kiss him.
Ah!
Blast him.
Oh...
Got an extra for that!
Oh, yeah.
They got a prize sheet! They got a prize sheet!
I don't think so. I think someone's had a little bit too long looking at that prize sheet.
I don't think so.
Watch when he bags the...
They're giving a little prize sheet.
Man, you...
What's the most expensive thing you've seen on the prize sheet, Pie?
I don't have a mate, I don't know, it was just a quick glance.
No it wasn't, it wasn't right, tell me what you saw you dirty cunt.
Life first, tell me what you saw when you were getting the last union.
Fuck man, don't do that shit.
Right, that's time you're going there, give me a fucking shout.
Yeah of course mate, we can go whenever you like.
I'd actually go off, wouldn't it, me and Bitefest?
We could do an absolute-
PUSH THE FUCKING BALL, MAN, YOU SHIT!
Or go somewhere else if you want, we don't have to go there.
No, let's just go some- let's go like Germany.
Like, Arkandos have the dissap-
He's being fucking- he's being a dick in here.
Let's go to some European shit hole.
Have you ever been to Krakow before?
That's a bit far though.
Arkand's alright, because that's something- I can get the train there.
Let's do it, Pie, me and you, your first fucking flight. Let's have it.
That's how I am.
No, I'm not going on a plane.
I'm eating that.
Alright, Mr T.
Why, Mr T?
You're not seeing an air team, you always used to say.
I ain't doing no balloon.
I don't think you did.
You did.
He did.
Mr T, did you?
B.A. Barakas did not get on the plane.
Why don't you call to Manchester tomorrow?
We go to Vila Street and we get a dirty little angios.
I'm not going to be on pie.
It's a website.
You've never been to the corner of my
role at seven o'clock on a Friday,
then, have you?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Pa, you pick a European
citizen.
Me and you are going a couple
of weeks.
We'll just do it. We'll just go do an IRL. Yeah, anyway, you choose
Pani needs to get to Barcelona and go to the suite and never out of that
The sweet in that the airport lounge
My Salon dream
Yeah.
Fuck!
I'm trying to do that.
I'm trying to do that.
I'll get the pie now.
Tram, are you all doing the pie first?
You're very much, actually.
If we're doing it, we're doing it pie first, we're...
Yeah, make the Euro stars good!
What time do you break the pie?
Yeah, I'll get on it.
Have you get it, Swab?
Once you get in points for the next upgrade,
so that's good.
What's that?
You won't get on a plane,
but you'll get on a fucking train
that goes under the sea.
What's the farthest train like you can get from here?
Well, you can get to...
If you change, you get to Paris,
you can pretty much get to anywhere in Europe.
Yeah.
Man, Amsterdam.
You're like, if you go back to Amsterdam...
Yeah, this train I've started by, we're about 35.
Ah!
Oh!
You've got to step me up front, mate.
You've got to.
Oh, mate.
Go on, Punda.
Punda, you've got to step me up front for the last bit.
I'll say it's an half.
I've got it. I've got it up.
Go on, Punda.
You've been standing in a hostel, mate.
I don't think you've played that.
In Blackprize, David's have absolutely horrendous times, mate.
Like, honestly, one of them's down at car park.
I mean, I'm talking the vial of vial, you know what I mean?
Well, hostile, hostile, hostile, hostile.
Oh, is there anybody like...
Wait, mate!
Yeah, I know you like fucking hostile, Sarah.
You didn't see her.
I'm fucking in here.
Oh, my God!
How do you find your partner?
No, no, no, no.
That's the first time I saw this one.
We should do it, Aaron.
I'll be a genie.
Very genie.
You're gonna do it
You don't have to do it
Yeah, I'll be a pig
I'll definitely come on, I'll get fucking seriously fucked
Yeah that'll be classed
I've got no doubt you're going to work out
Do you want to fly by the way?
Yes
Now I'll get the train
It's easier to smuggle stuff across borders
You need like plug it up
I can't do that shit
Now they do have border force
They do have border force
randomly search before.
Was it nice?
No, he didn't actually touch me.
He just went in the suitcase.
Headbutt?
Oh, is that what you call your asshole?
Yeah, no, it wasn't.
Like it was not a cavity.
It was not a cavity search.
To be fair, if you plug it right on plane,
does that get the most enjoyment,
but what the fuck?
Oh.
Yeah, well, no, we'll just go...
I think we should just go somewhere just on like the German border so we haven't got a
German border.
I've got to do these two games don't I?
I'm alright with the German border.
But we go somewhere random.
But Arkham I know is on the border.
That's a cub map.
Oh, is it?
I haven't fought that.
It was.
Arkham.
Yeah it's on the border.
Well you've chosen right time to go Pie.
Yeah mate.
I'm not going as far as fucking India like at any time soon while all this is kicking
off.
again. No, I don't blame you to be fair. I would buy you spend a few days in a hotel.
Was that not fun? It's expensive out there. Well, he's like fucking in there for 10 days
by I was sick of it. I was I'm honestly I never want to see another curry again in
Milan. Oh, I thought I was going somewhere else and I thought he was cancelled. Rupees
you can get a lot of them. I thought he was done there. I'm honest with you. Yeah,
it was quite cheap to. Well, yeah, what's the chat? I heard me before. You go and
Take curry for fucking 20 days, and then tell me you don't fancy a fucking Greg's.
Oh, but I bet there's people there that do.
Can you get sausage roll in India, or is it literally, is all they eat curry?
Oh my god.
You can get a wow pie.
Wow, one of a sausage roll.
Fucking hell.
I've got a Nando slide, but the menu's nothing like the set.
Is it Nando's?
Is it Nando's in India?
Is it Nando's in India?
Is it all in one bottom?
Well, you know that, that in itself is a YouTube video.
Honestly though, I don't have a Nandos in India.
The third flight got cancelled when I found out about it and I was planning to curl up in a fucking ball by that point.
Yeah, but what about the Burger King?
I'm having a Google at this, Nandos in the Amendia, honestly.
It's very different. You can get a butterfly.
But it's not, like, it's not Kerry, that's what I mean. It's...
Wow. I'm just Pat's caca and Bro'sworth 200k.
Welcome to Nandos.
Making up fucking poached eggs for a little chat. Yeah, I make some profit. Here you go. I'm listening. I'm listening up for 100k
I don't want our brand story. I want the I want them. Oh my days three
One cheesy fester fries
I can't even see it. Yeah, you gotta say in the accent you gotta read it in the accent part 169 is that rupees or is that?
169 rupees. Yes, you're looking about 1.50 though fucking out
It's cheap fight. I was eating full on the old chickens
But to pull chicken sliders with spice veg and chack a lack of topping
189 rupees. Yeah, so what's that?
171.6 chicken to jam
Right, I appreciate that very thank you very much appreciate a five mate. Yeah, go on the bike. Thank you very much very bro
Thank you. That's some fucking roadside
Order it now. Whenever I was it now and deliver I'm gonna order it from fucking India
Frappe a chicken
Paneer skewers pitta, I put it in my paneer is unbelievable. That's cheap. That's like cheese in it
Yeah, yeah, but why does the party taste like chicken? No, it doesn't what the paneer? Yeah
It's like it's like when you replace chicken with Pulumi. It's got up. It says yeah
It's a lovely taste for the meat and us to it, but it's cheese.
The side options are
Perry chips, Perry wedges, spicy rice, coleslaw, corn of the cob, veg, garlic bread, free beans and Portuguese salad.
They missed a trick but I'll have a nam bread on that menu there, aren't they?
Just fucking roast this that boy.
It's not, you'd think that would be a go-to, wouldn't it? That would be a selling point for the show.
That's like, how would you feel, right? It's an Indian guy, I had a look at Armand, you haven't gone worse fishing chips.
I couldn't even fuck to be honest.
Alright lads, I'm off, have a good night.
No, are you joking?
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, I love a wallet.
I love that.
Everything at KFC, Subway, see you later mate.
Bye, wallet, see you later mate.
Fuck off, is he going actually? That's pissed me off, that.
Oh, you've got the good Fernando-era there.
Excuse me, Ginge?
Yeah, you've been excused mate. Thank you, I see you in a bit.
I got a low nice subway over there by it was a chicken keema like mince meat with salad
and cheese and that on it it was fucking solid.
No it wasn't.
Is it good?
Very good honestly.
KFC was a bit shabby.
Bro, it's genuine.
What the fuck are these past now?
There's no beef though, you can't like if you go makis you can't get a burger
like that.
It's because it's because it's Hinduism they don't eat beef.
Yeah, the cows sacred.
You just get cows walking around the street and you just have to, the cows take priority
cars. Really? Yeah, if there's a car, everyone just fucking stops what they're doing.
They love a fucking, they love a car over there, didn't they? Yeah, they do.
Your mum got over there, she pie. Very good. Very good. One meal, I'll take that.
Oh, Gary Barlow.
Set a mid, I'm from on that in it.
Too fair, I know, at least I know where one of my parents, both my parents are currently, so.
Well I actually know where my dad is as well so technically that's I'm the same.
Do you? I see a new story pop up on me Twitter actually.
Oh go on what was that?
Musta creator.
Yeah as Regins dad was trying to contact you for money apparently I've promised you everything.
Well they're trying to contact me but he tried to make money out of it.
Oh.
Mmm I need to.
He's telling stories.
Yeah he tried to.
So I asked Google who is angry Gins's dad I can never tell me.
Oh no, welcome to Dead in the Mouth, dead in a fucking story on him, out of him for everything he did.
I mean, there are no known source for...
Do we need to like do him in or...
Believe in it.
Nah, sorry, he's been done in the past.
Why, it's on.
Angry Jinz Dad, the son. Here we go.
Angry Jinz takes swipe at his estranged dad after winning I'm a Celebrity.
You don't want to listen to that fucking rag.
Agreed.
You got Wikipedia page you have I do yeah, I think it was the third thing down
It says burnt whistle is a long time support man United
He
That's why she said have a good one. Pundit. Hey, yeah, mate. Good night. Thank you. Thank you, mate
I
Do that, mate
Hello, yeah, yeah, ponder. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, my was it hello is that I thought I was about to say something that oh
My god, you need to do it for your boss ponder. Oh, yeah, what is it? Oh
Hello?
Mate, change!
What the hell's going on there?
Pundit, you there mate?
Yeah right mate, Pied!
Not by-
I can't hear you Pundit!
Pundit!
It's by- mate, it's by Wi-Fi, it keeps coming up during pro clubs.
Wait, did Pundit not- did Pundit not wait?
I think Pundit said-
I'm here bro!
Okay, I-
I dunno, it's not-
He's selling me coal for me!
I'm right here bro, I'm here, I can hear you.
Can you hear me now?
I'll court you then pundit. You're right. Yeah, okay. I don't know if you're gonna have me mate, but I'm gonna go
Oh shit, okay, it's a bit
No, no, can you hear me now? Okay?
I can still hear you I can still hear you now. Oh shit. Yeah, you're the fucking you speaking to
What can you not hear from that?
GENGE GENGE GENGE GENGE
GENGE GENGE
GENGE GENGE
GENGE GENGE
GENGE GENGE
I've just turned his stream on and he's screaming his fucking head out.
Aaron do you take Aaron do you take when he takes his glasses off later it's going to be after him.
I can still.
Yeah it'd be a rough one for him.
If you had to demand it be all fucking steamed up imagine him
imagine him snuck up and up and way through to de-steam his glasses then putting them back on.
Cause he's all fucking sweaty.
I've just watched them secure it, mate.
Are you back by the minute?
No, I'm not.
Welcome back, mate.
Honestly, no, honestly.
Honestly.
You're my faggot.
Yeah, I didn't hear any of you guys.
I'll tell one more time, mate.
I'm not a faggot.
I'm not a faggot.
I'm not a faggot.
I'm not a faggot.
I'm not a faggot.
I didn't hear any of you guys. I'll tell you one bit, but honestly...
We can hear you now anyway.
Yeah, we can hear you now, pundit.
Yeah, that's what I wish you a great, great, good night to you fans and good night everyone.
Have a good one, pundit.
Are you going to burn your Easter egg, pundit?
Yeah, I will, mate, but I've rather smashed it up, so that's not happening, but yeah.
Get them glasses off, pundit. Have a good night, mate.
Oh, for God's sake! Okay!
But what if he goes live tomorrow, he hasn't got his specs on?
That's going to be a problem.
Is it going to be a problem? Is it a problem for who?
Maybe not you. Exactly.
You like it.
I'm going nipping on it at AFTV and seeing what they've been crying about.
It's going to be funny.
Are they done? Are they not finished AFTV? I thought they're over now.
Pardon?
them for you tomorrow is it nailed on for you coming I want to know the
sleep no mate I think it's not because um I I've tried to see if I could get away
to get to Bristol but that's going to be a nightmare and the genuinely the
weather warning this storm Dave is going to be a cunt so yeah I'll do
apologize so in other words it's raining it's raining so you don't fancy it
well it's not why do you hate a wale so much what the fuck are you on
Yeah I mean it's not that it's just...
Yeah I hate him so he likes playing with blowcups.
Yeah it would have been handy but yeah it's just...
It's some fucking gimp's isn't it I know.
Once I've done with the uh with like the stream I'll have a little gander but yeah
it's looking like it's gonna be a bit of a cunt unfortunately.
All right just one more left I'm just gonna uh react to this but watch this video.
So what happens when you go like, you know what I mean, what's the, what's the, what goes on?
I don't know.
You tell him we're getting there, he better win it then, better win it if he's doing that.
I agree with you there, but he's not going.
No excuses now, you can't turn round and go, alright?
We're unlucky to go.
He has to win the Champions League because he's tossed this away.
The arrogance of the six years to turn around and go, I'll tell you what,
He's down there.
He's gone there.
And all he's done there is put 100% pressure on Tuesday night,
and 150,000 pet percentage on the Premier League against Bournemouth.
Hi, Oxford FC, we've got Lee.
We're up to one to set up after this, St Mary's.
We're at the Cop, Lee.
Lee out of two Cops now in two games.
two games. We're going, we're going. We're going, we're rolling. Okay. Yeah, I need to know, you kept
to always say. No, it's just the fact that it's a number, I've literally just got back to the draw.
I mean, I'll come out of here, what is more painful, because I'm still fanciful,
this has got to be worse than what you saw at Walsh. Listen, the painfulest thing that I can
say today is that the championship team was better than us, all over the park,
wanted it more than us and that is a disgrace to say that but at the end of
the day credit of them they were much better than us and listen I'm gonna walk
home and I'm gonna get in my bed tonight I'm gonna say to myself that
Southampton football club deserve to beat us and that is the end of it that's
it in a nutshell we should be set as a we should be set up with the legally we're
sort of champion we won't be for fucking long ages fucking he's just there for
He asked a great question is to piss him off.
We carry on playing like that, right?
Is there any sign?
A second half against Major Siege was a disgrace.
You sort of rubbed off a little bit because it was a cup final.
You've got a chance to redeem it today and I have seen players out there that have been
outplayed outclassed by championship players and you want this team to go on and win
the league.
Learn from your mistakes, McHale, right?
You've messed up in the Carreau Cup with the goalkeeper,
and you've done it again today.
He had nothing to do with it.
No, no, nothing to do with it.
I'm blaming for the goals, but our defence was a shambles.
All over the place.
Why? Because it hasn't got stability behind it.
Right?
Oh, yeah, not going to win for a minute.
He lost on Monday to United,
and then he's fucking with his team lose again.
I'm not having a goal in
because he didn't do nothing wrong from that point of view.
But you have the opportunity today.
You've made a mistake in the last game.
You've gone out.
Charles will probably be in better than minute only,
but we can just double check.
So you might have looked at that and thought I'll leave that so I'll bring in a second
I think it's really important.
He's with Kater, I can't give a fuck.
I fucking mean Kater.
Have a cup, you do not go out here tonight and he is, he is, he is.
And now all the pressure and everything that you want in a football club is bang on you
because you didn't do the right things again, Mikhail.
Again, you didn't do the right thing by the fans.
You didn't do the right thing by the players because you want to be whatever.
We actually enjoy it all over in the Cup final and I get it, but not today.
I said FA Cup different, different competition.
We needed a win today. We needed a win.
Were you happy with the 11? Because I don't know if you was...
I'm not gonna say anything. I'll tell the people about it.
That's a wonderful thing, a wonderful thing.
But there's players out there that ain't good enough today.
They haven't been outplayed by championship side a day.
You want me to name them all, they're all out there.
You know what I mean?
They rotated tough humps into there as well, by the way.
Yeah, of course they did.
I mean, they've got a big game on Tuesday night.
You know, they're at home.
This is never going to be a easy game today.
Well, I'm not saying, you know what I mean?
If I see Declan Rice, right,
on the pitch at Spalwin. If I see Saka on the pitch at Spalwin, if I see Tim Lough on
the pitch at Spalwin, that is, for me, you've took the fucking piss out of me.
You're not likely to play in Spalwin though, you know.
The line-A on the bench should be dating. Two days, two days, two days and eleven should
have beaten, we, you'd expect that.
It hasn't, it hasn't. It hasn't beaten them, has it? It hasn't beaten them,
has it?
You'd expect that to be good enough. You would.
Look at those players, there's no guys that are ex-captain at...
Listen, he was found out today, weren't he, like, maybe lack of game time.
I don't know, found out.
Found out he didn't play well.
Ben White's probably had the worst game he's ever had for Arsenal,
since England getting involved with him, like, you know what I mean, like, you know, a mistake.
Miles Lewis-Skelly, I thought he was doing all right. I went great.
Why don't you stick him in midfield?
He's going past players and doing the lines and all that, like,
Put Califurio in the pit, put him in midfield.
Kai Havards is not fit.
Yeah, he was...
He's not fit.
Yeah, alright, he got the goal,
created the goal, sorry.
But he is not fit.
You can see that he is not fit
and you're playing a midfield, right?
Let's get this right.
The disrespect from the managers today, like,
from in there.
You're playing a championship team that's in form.
You're playing Ole Guard that's played no minutes.
You're playing Havards that's not fit
and you're playing a player that's played 20 or 30, 40 minutes for us over the last 10,
6 at all, whatever games, right?
They absolutely dominating us in there.
I can't... Manawaki, right?
I see him in a brace two days ago, and he's on the pitch today.
So don't tell me about all of this and all that, like, you know what I mean?
If he's rested players today, right, if he's rested players...
If you don't get, he's obviously resting players.
Why are we questioning it?
Cause I'm telling you now, I'm telling you now, right?
Rice will be playing Tuesday.
Saka will be playing Tuesday.
Trossard will be on the bench on Tuesday.
He'll be out injured, he'll be out injured
and he'll be out injured.
I'm telling you, all three of me is telling you.
I don't understand why our cell phones are fucking stupid and can't see it.
Obviously it is been rested.
Obviously he's been rested.
Obviously he's been rested.
Honestly, he's so fucking dumb.
Maybe we do like one day in like one day in Arkham and then one day somewhere else.
Like so we're going on tour.
Well, are you planning your, uh, you're planning your holiday on the border.
So I need to work out though how to get there.
Like we might have to get to Paris and across.
or we go from Amsterdam down or we go to better might be easier to get the euro start to our
look but it's probably easier for us to get the euro start to Brussels and then get a train
from Brussels. We can do that in Belgium, in the summer as well. Yeah, I would want to
do that in Brussels there. Brussels is a fucking, Brussels is a fucking shit. But if you drink,
if you're not going to Delirium coffee, it's fucking sick though. No, no, no. I just thought,
I thought Brussels was an actual fucking time. You've read champs from now on. Yes,
he's really a champ, sorry. I'm just, I'm on this lads account that I lost on
before so so I'm just getting the rewards the past time yeah all right all right you look at the
footchamps now and just think what the fuck is wrong with this fucking sick thing yeah well
I've only I've I've only played footchamps like once in like 2026 mental and you're still
yeah do you look at the game like all of us now and think what the fuck happened um yeah but
like I didn't really play in the golden days here like like when we had this hashtag house
house where people are about pink slips I don't have a fucking clue what pink
slips are so like wow and like everyone was like shot so I weren't really there
for the glory days even I was just kind of there like in between yeah that's
crazy he looks at champs now like you look up bar the league you just think
I don't fucking really want to do it but it pairs the bills we'll just get
on make me chances like I'm pleased gave it like two weeks obviously for me
is a lot like champs is just fucking white nowadays like it's just it's
just shit because it's boring because if you're like my sort of like level you can't there's
no progress you just literally get seven eight wins the odd nine it's like it's not that
bad when you basically win every game but like that's not everyone yeah that's what
I'm saying like you're good like you that's probably alright well you'll pay you don't
get my eight wins I do get eight wins that's how many wins I genuinely got me I was
getting eight wins you can go back and watch. I give my straight up what I found easier was
give my first five games away start 0 and 5 then you just play morons and it's easy.
You just get eight wins without even trying to be serious. Because if I start like four
and one you then just play ridiculously good players so there's no point. Or if you
start terribly you'll know you can play. That's a great point. Eight wins combined
them to account. It was still got an rcg pie. I haven't played it in ages. I've got I've got nine wins
on my uh road to glory. Lauren 5 out of 5 mate. I thank you very very much Lauren. I appreciate
you. Thank you very very much Lauren. Love. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very much for
the five gifted Lauren. I like how gins gives it the big one when he's fucking just a shit.
Would you like a game then? I don't know what you're fucking ass. I'll play you. I haven't
I haven't played this game in two weeks, I'll happily play you.
No, it's going.
I wouldn't even want to see my team, you know, at the minute.
Oh, I'll tell you, I'll tell the PlayStation on, let's play it, I'm ready to go, let's
play it.
No, I need to get home, it's two o'clock in the morning.
Hey, we can have one game, we can have one game, you're not going to bottle it,
are you?
Because it sounds to me like you're bottling it.
I can't stand it.
I can't play all my team though Why not?
Because I've got finger You can play all my team, I'll use my Argyle
team while all my team is fun I can't, I've not got all my team
So alright, we can play seasons I'll be spares if you want, if you want to be united, we
can do spares if you want to be united That's alright, I'll be the team I played
Oh what you're going to be World 11 are you?
What's that sorry?
Is it World 11?
World 11 from what?
Oh England so it's soccer right that's what I'm talking about.
Oh sorry there we go.
Might be.
What if I got to do is get into that soccer right team you reckon.
Be a professional.
I'm FIFA.
Yeah.
Yeah, surely. They ain't putting fucking Olymer's in that lot on there, are you?
They ain't putting no one on there that's not a fucking pro.
Is Olymer's on your team?
Er, he is, mate, yeah.
If he's playing.
Oh, League. W League, Olymer's.
I'll go get a drink.
Fuck, anyone gives a fuck.
I'm staying.
No, I think Oli Maas released a new tune and it got a lot of, I think it's called like
bonkers or something like that.
You wouldn't even think it was Oli Maas.
Like.
But me, you want to see my ultimate team pie.
Is it good?
I've got Alan Shearer up front.
I've still got that Peter Grouch, remember that 87 Grouch at the start of the year.
Yeah.
I've got both goals.
Yup, Stump.
Fucking John Anarisa at left back.
This is a shambles.
I've still got a goal card, Rugdre.
Yeah, I haven't played in like two weeks,
so that mine's like sort of well behind the...
Yeah, mine's like well behind the fucking curve now.
Yeah, I'm hearing that that fact...
Is it bad where you are that storm Dave currently?
Mr. F?
I didn't fucking know there was a storm.
Oh yeah, there's a bad storm more at the minute.
Yeah, it was a bit bluster before.
It's even blowing really bad, like the weather is even fucking, is even terrible, like even, even right here it's shit.
Do you play against my team, Pie?
Uh, well, yeah, I'll play you after I play Ginger if you want, yeah.
I'm just having a look at, see what evolutions I can do, but...
Even that's like a fucking I've got some shit in the story
Hey pie when we do that piss fucking I go on if you're not playing the game
Do I need to face the evils or something or what?
No, no, I am so right now. I am I'm slowly doing them if that makes sense. I am still
Yeah, I am still working on getting these done
Yeah, I can't be actually turning up with the proper shit team and then I was being shit-faced and then losing
No, no, no, no, obviously we'll build 18.
I'm trying to get making an actual...
But when you're saying you can't come because you're doing admin,
what you mean is you're playing squad battles with a plim of two.
I've got a few bits and pieces to do, but I need to try and catch up on sleep.
I'm very behind, I mean, I'm very behind on your sleep.
I've got to try and catch up.
That's fucking buzzing, then I've got an 88 Carlos Piolli's fucking 18, Kerr.
Yeah, they're not worth much. I'll rip a pack here and I'll spend some time.
You're ripping what?!
Yo.
Ripping.
Ripping.
That was a bit of a slip of its long, you know.
It's freaking sick.
What's happened to you?
What's happened to you?
The pie has been cancelled.
Even that was a weird breath after it all.
Has Pi's been cancelled or?
No I haven't
I said I'll rip a pack is what I said
Then he said here after it very quickly
Ah
Fucks sake
Right whenever you're ready to do a play I'll open a pack
I'm even friends on this account
You might be yeah I got a bird fucking up
What? What does that mean Pi?
I got an icon
Well, there you are. I've added you
England I don't share her this might do I see the good one
He worked for anything no
Now 40k got Ireland as well. I'll send you a request if you want to accept it. Thank you, mate
What friend request? Yeah, honey a
No, I haven't had one. Oh, yeah, I have
Right accepted here we go. So
You actually being the soccer a team or are we going now? I'll be I'm in Man United
All right, let me I'll put me at phones while I'm locking in for this
You're so shit as well change wins I am shit. I haven't played for weeks
I've played in this time than you
Who just said there's trains of council because the weather looks like a joke. Yeah, it's fine. We'll go ginger. Okay on the way
If I pick not enough fuck I'll be not in forest now you won't
Can't lose this chat can't lose this cat lose it
You have to come to Sheffield if you lose pipe. No, I can't
There's a fucking storm on
Didn't realize the storm stops the uber's working
I mean, go on five stars, you have a very good mate.
Gordy, you have a 12 mate.
Still get an Uber mate.
Did you invite me again?
Yeah.
Thanks mate.
Have they got rid of those preview parts?
No.
No, they're still there.
They're in my closet.
That's not the picture of the preview.
I can't use anyone who's injured. You can use everyone.
Oh right, okay, that's fair.
Second, they're seriously here, they're doing their play roles.
Where the fuck's 4-3-3 on?
Fuck me, you want me to play a 90 line? That's a little bit of a highline.
Rasmus? Fuck, I forgot he was United.
Sanctuary's not crazy.
Where's your dog it? Anthony, there's no way he bros at United
the start of the season. Bro went. Yeah, I don't know what kind of update you're using.
No, I've still got fucking backup. I haven't got a Cisco or anything. No, you need to
update your fucking score. Yeah, excuse me from in our state in it.
I've got kinsky on the bench for considering probably not going much game time take it quick
now I'm not that ass don't worry my team's just I'm having an excuse though if you don't
win I'm not having that excuse it's fine bro I've got all nano in gold I actually
You can be an excuse.
You actually got a player who's probably slept in your bedroom.
Very true, yeah? Very true.
Bro, why are you doing fucking... Bro's doing tactics and everything.
Well, I'll be one second. I thought you were doing that.
No.
Oh, my God, he is. He's doing all these pull-backs,
staying back while attacking. He's got his wingers on inside for.
Madison unboxed the box. He's got a Kules Gemsky, a deep playmate, a deep line playmaker.
Rich Allison's a poacher. He's got Colin Mouane advanced forward.
Right, let's go.
Got him, mate. Look at it. He loves it, doesn't he?
He fucking loves it.
I'm going to take the seracee, you know?
Yeah, no, no. Respects it, mate. Respects it.
Yeah, you can't be right.
There's no fucking water gushing from the roof.
Oh, I've found it.
Any reason you've gone 4-4-2, Pike?
Very breached in it.
Yeah.
You've got that, Pike, I'm not.
You've got this girl.
Don't vote, mate. Don't vote.
They're all lying bastards, and...
That's the bot that I'm in as well.
I don't think you're in a bot, Aaron.
and they're both in so many different places
and there's all that
I can't wait for this
hopefully it gives us the brilliant
he's off
fuck it
I'm supposed to play for the show
good football play
thanks mate
you can put this guy
glasses off man
hahah
Look at Puddin's glasses up man.
Yeah, let's go save on Anna.
Not off to be said that is it?
I've never said that I don't think.
Ah shit.
I was worried for a minute there, I can't lie.
Oh, you fucking bust in my balls.
Reds?
Fuck off.
Fuck for that.
Fuck sake!
Six and nine are made 70 saves.
I was kidding, it's not very that.
He's looking Claudia Pina away from him.
I don't use that actual principle. I don't use Claudia Pina.
If you haven't got Claudia Pina, you fuckhole pie.
I don't use her, mate.
Yeah, you do. I saw you use her many times.
No, I always discard her, mate.
No, you don't. You use her.
I can't believe this. I'm absolutely fucking batting him. He's fucking leaving me here.
It must be that portrait roll, you know.
It must be, it must be the portrait, it must be the portrait roll.
Now do you know how excited 18-year-old Jinja Beek walked us to in the morning playing against the first 23.
And then he'd be fucking wanting to top himself, he's losing one now.
You still got rattled by if you say like change your record and stuff like that.
I don't know, you know, it's me because less people give a fuck about the game.
It just happens less and less right like.
Oh fuck off.
What do you think of the carry up high?
Um, I mean he's a good shotstop pretty but apart from that he's very dodgy. He's very dodgy as a goalkeeper. Yeah, I heard that.
I like his passion like he really cares. Yeah he does.
If you get asked about a goalkeeper though, the one thing you can credit is his passion. Must be Shares.
Hahahaha!
I did say shots probably, yeah I know what you mean, and he's not great, he's not great.
Then again though, you have got, you know, your goal here is really as good as what it's
in front of you when you're a keeper as well.
Yeah, that's also true.
I mean arguably he should have a fucking very good defence in front of him on paper,
but...
Unfortunately, nothing's on paper.
Oh
I'm sorry
Very weird shot
Fucking shit pass
Oh, come on Jack
You sure?
Sorry, mate.
You're not a cop, Jack. A cop, mate.
First then pass, second then first.
He's off, he's off! Why are you playing that for, you donkey?!
Fucking hell, what is he playing that pass?
Stevie Wonder can see he was offside.
Oh, come on, play. You're better than that.
that bro I'm playing with the worst team I've ever seen in my life are we
celebrating yeah bye we're doing no problemo if you want me to actually
lock in our lock-in I thought we're having a nice little fucking piss about
versus each other. No worries, good to know mate. That's all I'm saying. Good to know.
You've asked for this pipe. Ah! Who's doing roles in that now, eh? I've not done any roles
I'm about to
To be honest, I'm actually not because I don't give a fuck. Okay
Well worries me
Ballon d'orgue's on now though
Oh
Shit
You don't have to do this pie face, but you've made me
Didn't want to have to do this mr. Pie
I've got a good spot, can you just never get on this guy?
Connection, mate, and you sense you might have half the momentum at the moment.
Fucking fuck.
Kick off goal, aye, kick off goal.
They start up and patch him.
No, they never patched every fucking year.
He's just fucking picked up his stand leg up and took a big swig of it, he's happy with that pun.
He's happy with that pun.
He's happy with that pun.
Not bad half, not bad half.
Your chances though to be fair, your chances, it could easily be 3-3.
When's your cup final, Genji? Wouldn't it have you got a death like that?
Yeah, 30th. 30th of May.
I was gonna say, it can't be an argument.
We make champions league spots though, don't we?
We make champions league spots.
At least we don't make relegations.
Exactly. No answer for that one. Thank you.
You can't speak by your 17th.
I don't know about your, but my team's 9th in League 1.
No, I'm fine. You're a Spurs fan, so I'm stuck.
What are you thinking of that red card from Rotom?
I don't know, it was red.
Yeah, it was. I think so.
You like it, I go a bit, don't you?
Yeah, it was a pain. It didn't look like it at the time, but it was.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh my God.
Oh my...
Why is he done that?
I'm a charlison.
That should have been four.
Well, what the hell are we doing?
Come on, Susie!
25!
Go on, Susie, you mad bitch!
That goes for you love favor 25 go on Suzy come on
The wheels are falling off I should have been full
Tackle come on Suzy
beautiful goal I'll give it up on pipe beautiful like all the other one though
you fucking sad cunt didn't press that one mate that's just left stick dribbling
get a fucking life
what is he doing
I was at corner.
Reflected, I think.
You've got sky balling.
No, it's just one anyway.
Come on, balling dog, give it in!
Come on!
Come on!
It's very spazzy, isn't it?
Yeah, we had a corner gone so we're basically in this.
I just can't defend, I'm still piloting back at some point in time.
Shit for me.
Oh, what the hell was that touch?
Waterlock.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Yes!
YEEES!
C'mon!
I'm at your big fat cunt!
GET IN!
GET IN!
Fuckin' I'm at your fuckin' twat!
GET IN!
Should have been four. I was low-pay.
Should it fuck?
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Is there anything on the light? Yeah, if Fire Loos is the answer, come to Sheffield tomorrow.
Oh
Shit pass
Oh fuck off. Fuck right off. Oh my god. Oh my god. That there is Primal Nanna.
Why is Bruno off? What? Why is Bruno on my Joey Gunnar?
Hey, pie.
Guess what?
My games froze. I can't go off. I can't do anything.
Well, it looks like it's a win for me then.
You can't say that.
No, I'm saying, do you know what has happened?
Oh, right, no, no. I've resumed.
So let's just wait for the countdown to go down and see what happens.
Yeah, but he's starting to throw it off and everything.
Oh, you probably did that in-game where it probably offered you suggested subs.
You've probably pressed the button and then that's why it's brought on your suggested subs.
Brilliant.
I think it's got to go down as a no contest this.
It's not fair, is it? It's just probably the best player off when I need a goal.
You didn't even have the updated squads
Yeah well that's played a massive part
You don't even have Sesco
So if Ruben Amaren said we fuck your manager
I've not got Sesco
We'll go to the game and we'll go from there
What do you mean by we'll go from there Pie?
I'm just saying if you're going to want another game
Which I'm assuming when you lose you will want
Because that'll be your excuse
We can
There's no excuse mate
The evidence is there
They just sounded to me like excuse
Now I'm not gonna hit the corner
then. I won't be boring and go
call me. Well, that's that's
pure Christian Romero that
prime finish it in style. Oh well,
we'll take the win. Thank you,
mate. Appreciate it, buddy. No
worries, mate. Invite me again.
Do you wanna update your squad?
You're up. Yeah. I can see this is going to go on for a long time. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm pleased one more to stay in me. Why am I still here? Do you want to figure that?
I don't even want to play him because it's after I've still got to go home. Yeah.
You're going back to your mother mansion. I don't take me squads. I'm not playing with that
shit club. I mean, um, go on,
I got settings, settings, and
you want me to be a championship
team to keep it fair or you have to
be in top. We'll play. We'll play
tomorrow. We'll play tomorrow.
Are you on a little game now? No, we'll
play tomorrow. Okay, we can play
tomorrow. Am I going to get some
practice then? Yeah, honestly, please
do make, because you're about to get
a fucking dick tomorrow, mate. Like you've
never been dick before. Not by you,
But
Maybe they see a base
Quality player base quality player
Or is it prediction on that as well?
No, I should get you know like you implied it then on the seasons
You get like eight of us one night and have a fucking yeah knockout tournament. That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah
I'll be keen for that. You ever back me there by the way in your chat, didn't thank you very much
I
I'm back before we started playing well because that is the worst team I think I've ever used in my life
Well, suppose they're not great on this game either. So
Yeah, but he leaves you as your team
Yeah, I'm pie the game didn't sub off your best player, right? Yeah, but then I think it took off me two best players
I've had a gold fucking
Oh, now let's give you two goals. I didn't have my actual goalkeeper the runs. I didn't have my actual striker
It's a skill. Yeah, I mean, I've got a fucking 77 rating coming when he should be about 85
Yeah, I mean
I hope you've had fun. That's why I hope he's got a stick
Do you want to do on a tissue or?
Tissue I'm not shopping though
Not a lot. I'm just I'm just hearing a lot of tears. That's all. Yeah
It's not that you know you do sound like someone that
Don't sound a little bit bothered by the fact they just lost to me like I know I know you're trying to play off
But I know deep down you're you're fuming because you wanted to win and be like I didn't need the updates guys
I didn't need this you've lost and I could I know you're angry. You don't want a minute like I know that really hurt you
Genuinely
Actually not bothered because when we play because when we play tomorrow. Yeah
It's gonna be fucking mental
Okay
Well, I'll be ready to play good tomorrow if we can even play ultimate team if you like you can use your super team
And I'll use my goal ebos whatever you want, mate anytime any place on that
I'm actually gonna get some practicing. I think I play a couple of games. You get some practice in me. All right
No worries, mate. Well, I'll play tomorrow. Yeah, that boys. It's been a pleasure. Thank you very much
It's been a pleasure, mate. I'm not long as
No
It feels like the good old days are coming back here. No, yeah, I like it
I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow.
Anyway, I was no idea you got any trends.
If you see a bit of it,
but bye bye.
Thank you. Bye bye.
He's actually fucking shit.
And the fact I've lost lost is a fucking miracle to
and I don't know how to fucking beat me.
No, actually not asked because I will whoop his ass tomorrow.
I generally don't care.
Right, Jack, I will send over to Harry Heskiff.
Thank you very, very much for tonight's stream.
I appreciate you all for having the subs, the bits,
the gifters, the doughnose.
I appreciate everything.
Thank you so much.
Hailey Hensles will attend.
Go on, Hailey.
Thank you very much for the 10 gifting love.
I appreciate that a lot, honestly.
Thank you so much to everyone who watched
and enjoyed tonight's stream.
I appreciate it all, man.
Thank you very, very much.
I'll be live at the Royal Oak tomorrow.
Hopefully it should be a very fun game. Okay, if you are gonna be there, please
If you want a photo, please just wait till the game's over and I'll fucking do them
Okay, please don't let me just fucking go and enjoy the game, but chat. I will see you all there
Good night. God bless sleep tight. What time? I'll probably line up about one o'clock. I reckon one o'clock chat one o'clock
All right chat. I will see you all that good night. God bless sleep tight and I see you tomorrow chat. Love you all