angryginge13
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04-05-2026 · 3h 58m
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We're being evicted.
Oh, God, if I get this!
Get this! Get this!
Come on!
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!
Come back. I've never got any one good.
Please, I just want one good one. Please.
Brazil!
Ah!
Ah!
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
What the fuck?
Where's my drink?
Oh! The lights on green! The lights on green ladies!
Gotta go, sorry!
We're live on there. Let's go down.
Three, two, one, and we fall! Are we on?
We should be on now, chap.
Yes, we're on! Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
We're live, we're cooking.
A bit of a mistake there from me, my bad, but we might get there.
we are cooking we're here and we're for one team and one team only the Royal Oak
the Royal Oak we have got some very special guests later with W's in the
chat for Tommy Walsh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. A lot of W's there, a lot of W's there, a lot of W's there.
It's getting better they get it delight me more now.
And a very special guest, a Bob Salona star, superstar.
It is STILL!
Oh my god!
We are so grateful to be, you know, up the oaks when I'm saying chat.
It's fucking crazy, get in here though!
Like Balamori going up in the middle!
You just said that off camera five minutes ago.
Really, you'd land the mills, didn't you?
That's my Camille done.
Anyway, and if you had your pan out here chat...
This is where we are sleeping from.
So, we've got all the crowd here. Steve's fucking whipping them in from...
All the crowd here.
They're coming up. Nags in and down there. Fuck the nags out.
And they're going straight around the road.
That's definitely not going to pop off today.
That's not going to strike for them, is it?
Take this off now.
It's already morning. They left me in a car park.
And it's just mud.
It's just mud.
It's just mud.
It's not a party parking, so I'd be very grateful if I...
I'm grateful. I don't think I'd be leaving here.
I think I'm sleeping there tonight.
Oh, that's a shame.
The barber, the first barber I've ever paid in my life.
Oh.
What's that meant to me?
What, you know...
Steyo-type Scoutsie.
Scoutsie?
No, no, he doesn't know the pithy stuff, does he?
That's what he's getting at.
I wouldn't say that.
God help me on Twitter, I don't fucking know.
Can you just... Can you just have a ride?
He's getting his own idea.
I can fuck for that. Jesus. I won't stop them.
Right, let me get me a chair up and go and chat.
Hiya.
Waster.
No, so what's actually happening?
Do you want to be funny with it? We could all get fucking funny with it.
I've got, I've got me...
It's tight.
It's not tight, though, is it?
This is making me look like a puppy way back on it.
Okay, now just pull this down a minute.
It's cos I've got an audio and a t-shirt underneath.
If you want I'll fucking take it all off from that ass.
Here you go.
You're fucking weird, I was like...
Hey, could we have a minute for who's behind the camera?
You don't know me do that, right?
You give us a talk about you, but...
I'll give a minute for behind the camera.
Fucking lose the main man.
Show yourself, move your arms.
There you go.
Hands enough.
Cameras don't talk.
They don't shake hands.
And it's his first time on a job,
his cameraman chases off his way to Amsterdam,
but he's gonna learn a very quick place, alright?
Yeah, he's going off to Amsterdam.
We know who he's doing.
Oh my God!
Is there any jobs going?
He's not going there because of me.
I'm not fucking sending that okay now there for an all day
I'm sorry you're getting paid for this bastard
oh that's where it are if you want it
I've had a way of seeing you now
you see me now
there's nans a lovely woman
when when when did you see me now
on tiktok
okay I was gonna say
I'm curious to why you were seeing me
I want this aspect of like that
I just think she's a lovely woman and I'd love to have a conversation with her
she's a very nice lady
I'm not quite a jake you know
hey it's jakey aren't you
no you're not having a conversation
do you want me to send you
Why's that?
Because you've got to tell me.
You know, he's got a problem against Irish.
He's got a problem against Scouts.
Nothing against Irish?
Every time Beano speaks, I think I'm going to hear it.
Oh, yeah, that's just fucking...
You can all hear it.
Where's my pass come from?
Oh, look at that.
Where's my pass?
You've got a pass on, aren't you?
No, there's my pass.
There's my pass. Look at that.
I mean I did fucking chat where did I put my past?
Right I fucks told me he followed me in the car.
I didn't I was invited I was invited.
Why?
He followed me in the car.
I was trying to wait till Aaron's here and we'll get Aaron on.
We need to get Aaron up here.
Aaron's on the best dude.
Yeah he'll be funny.
I'll always start like.
Yeah, it was lovely.
Well, Adam was telling me on the way that he's on a vlog and he was on the piss.
Oh, yeah, no, yeah, he was. It was very good. I love the darts.
Yeah, the darts, fucking great.
I feel like there's sort of a question in that.
No, actually, I was on the phone to Adam and Adam was like,
the darts was great to ingest me last minute and I got down at the best time of my life.
Oh, okay, yeah, fair enough.
I sort of missed.
No, it's just cos he's an iron nose.
Basically, I got fucking pissed on that.
I couldn't actually enjoy the darts.
I've seen her taking the piss.
No, I haven't.
Alright.
That's what I haven't said that's what I thought.
Is that what I've passed by the way?
Yes.
Oh, thank you.
You've got to be careful of yourself sometimes.
Right shall we go into the changing rooms and fucking show you around before we end
up coming back up there?
Let's go, go, go.
I'll see you there.
Alright, let's go.
All sort of thing.
We'll try and get in the ultra-lighter.
It's real.
It's dirty.
At the end, you have to do that loads of gas.
It's dirty.
Oh my God.
I mean, this is the Nagzad kit.
Listen, I'm here for fuck it, I'm here for the old pump fuck it.
This is all for you, Steve. I'm the number 10.
Number 13, can you say?
Number 16.
Number 16, get it all down.
That thing goes shit about crying.
Right. The Royal Addressing Room. The Royal Addressing Room.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, I'll tell you what. This is proper. This is fucking proper, this.
Look at the Royal Oak shirts together as one, engraved on the top of the shirts.
Look at that. That is fucking unbelievable.
Oh, we've got the tactics. Don't show the tactics. Don't show these at Bratnull's masterclass.
Have they left anything in the toilet?
Proper. They've got fucking showers and everything. This is fucking better than Dave's earlets.
And it's also, this is the oldest ever football ground in the world, I think.
You know, the quality's white, Jack, because we're in a fucking metal shed.
But when we get outside, it'll be all right, don't worry.
There we go, okay?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Can you sign the heart, please?
Oh my God, yeah!
Hi, hi!
Hi, hi!
He's got a smile on his face!
He's got a smile on his face!
Come on, come on!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my goodness!
Come on, man, here.
Good morning.
Right, yeah?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Enjoy the boys.
No worries, no worries.
Yeah!
So, this is the whole thing.
Steve's chat.
Steve's told me he's organised a band.
He's organised this.
The rude, fun fucking missile ride.
Why is he on the ball, innit?
This isn't about his chap. Sheffield FC.
This is actually up there.
Got a little cafe going on there.
Oh, the Germans. Can we go in there?
Fucking can we go in there?
All access.
Oh my.
This is actually pretty f**king lit. Look at all the trophies and everything. This is football heritage.
Oh, Pele. No longer with us. Rest in peace. This is absolutely, wow. This is football heritage.
1857, where football first kicked off, oldest ever state, oldest ever ground.
That is mental. What a sort of, I wonder how old these are?
A Bruce Lee Dortmund ball from 1909 chat.
Go on, Samara, further the five gifted ones, fucking go on, Samara.
Thank you very much, from 1909.
Oh my fucking god.
This is, er, absolutely unreal.
All the trophies there.
Pioneer's Cup, 1857.
Oh, no, that's where the club was made, I was going to say.
That's fucking unreal, you know.
After you look.
You OK, mate?
Right, you go back up now.
Yeah, let's go!
Thank you!
Come on, come on, come on!
Oh, I've been waiting the whole night!
I said the old photos at the end, she's like one more, one more, one more.
Jesus Christ man!
I'm buying a ticket, I'm getting on the side of the road.
Jesus Christ man!
She is my markie, touch side, touch side.
Under her hair as he has had.
Fuck you, won't let me breathe.
Won't let me move.
Wonder if we can get Steve before he does.
Yes, mate.
It's gentle.
One like me move.
I wonder if we can get Steve before him, can't you?
Yes, mate.
He's gentle.
Sorry, now you're under, thank you mate.
Ladies and gentlemen, he's fucked the days of your life.
He's now here for the Royals.
I feel like a ten year old kid going to the footy.
Hey, it'll make you look bigger than you are, though.
Hold on, hold on.
You're so good at snatching up, don't you?
Yeah, he's very good.
Check his fever, that's what I'm telling you before the game.
All right, can you well...
All right, can you just go outside and play in the jungle?
You're used to it, aren't you?
I never say that.
He does.
Fucking does.
This fucker, Albert Schloss, after the darts, turns up to Albert Schloss.
He had one 10s on, I had a night flea jacket on.
He looks at her and goes, can you let us in?
She goes, not with him, and he goes, yeah, but I'm with him.
He wants the jungle.
I said so I could have been mad at the match.
I did yeah, sorry.
I thought that was going to get me into Albert Sloss.
I thought you might have something on this.
Fucking hell man.
Why have I got my limited streamer?
I'll try to get a chat up here.
I've just been to my match and body checked by a woman there.
I thought I'm focusing on my streamer then.
He's got it very busy, I need to go play with him.
100%
And it's not a charity match, this is it.
It's all going to someone's backpot the other day.
Oh, I'm fucking unreal.
He's in winning the dirty little snake.
No, where is it?
25 minutes. Fucking hell.
Hell in the chat for winning. Fuck winning.
You should have signed for a big pool.
I'm not putting off that.
The king meeting his people, meeting his subjects.
No urges.
He's being up here because he's like above everyone's eye.
Stop it, he's trying to be weird.
See?
He's making it weird, they know you're going back in there.
Yeah, go up and go sell them.
What?
Not a fucking clue what you're shouting.
Not a fucking clue.
Yeah, same here.
Just keep that fuck on the lips.
No, that's a word for you.
Is that what they're selling?
No, you get givin' it.
Fucking hell, budget's gone fucking to shit on this gas, hasn't it?
I couldn't even wrap that around my cock.
Fucking hell, fucking interesting, very interesting.
He's got a few things planned to do before the actual game, so I can't wait to see his paper.
It's alright, Steve, it's not your budget, it's me.
Budget, okay.
Okay, trust me.
Steve's giving the team star.
Yeah, I guess I'll get a team on Steve giving the team star.
I can tell you now what's going on.
Well, you've got to fucking watch it, lads.
You've got to fucking fight for it.
And if you want to go out there...
Well, put it back on Steve, put it back on Steve.
You can't want to go out there.
And you're fucking getting into it.
You're fucking letting him go.
Especially that with him.
Because you're fucking gonna die on this place, isn't he?
You've gotta fucking let him know I've got Bob the Book in here.
He's all come here for you today, and you've gotta fucking let him know.
Come on, up and down, bobbing on, let's get into it.
That's exactly what he's saying.
No, we can't zoom in that much,
because we've got the wide lens on, because we all like to...
That's not the zoom, is it?
Because we like to go wide when we're on IRLs.
That's why you can't zoom in.
Here we go, we're in love with coming in.
Oh my God, he's fucking brilliant.
At the end of the year, at the end of the year, at the end of the year, at the end of the year.
Unreal man, honest and fucking hilarious.
Good to see you mate.
Let me do me a favour, what do you want from there?
Yeah, give me some views.
Yeah, get this one out.
And then if Roy won't lose,
if he scores,
what else?
If it's a draw.
There you go.
Roy the Roy, okay.
That's a proper camera.
That's proper.
That with me.
How are you, Mr Dose?
How are you, Red Bull?
When you go, we'll run like Red Bull, mate.
You're gonna be everywhere.
You're gonna show your global style out there.
Here's the money.
You like a drink, bud?
Yeah, go on.
Have you got your own office?
Folks will go on now.
Yeah.
Fuck off, come on.
Come on.
Get a drink.
It's pretty better than just not.
Yeah.
Fucking brainwashed.
Loosing more than just the camera.
Wait, he edits, doesn't he?
He edits.
He's got a voice.
That's the difference.
He's got a voice.
100% editors can speak.
Come on.
Can't speak.
Yeah.
He tacked from what?
The shit?
No way.
No!
He's taking it back!
He's fucking taking it back in it!
He switched it off, right, bro?
That's it.
He's taught...
Yeah, and all from you, like, child.
Yeah, do what that shit taught me.
It taught me, honestly.
Cameras are here, lads.
We neither got pi'd last, nor got pi'd last.
Oh!
Of course!
It pi'd, it pi'd, or got pi'd last.
Dude, there's no weather warden here.
He's been here.
I think it's...
He's coming here tomorrow.
Like, 10 minutes down the road.
Half an hour down the road.
You're not welcome today, come to this.
Stream this.
We've got a vlog out of it, however.
There's no benefit to himself coming here.
He only does it for himself, right?
Well, that's the thing I'm buying it.
It's fucking disgusting, then.
We've got bad news in.
Shelly's going to be coming back on clubs.
Oh, fucking hell, fantastic.
I'll tell you what.
888 said we're going to come back on.
I'm going to try and do a chat once a month
to get the full GMT team.
Everyone, all of them.
There might be a couple missing, just two to Tyringes.
And then I'm going to watch you call it.
Get us on and just have at least once a month
where we go full GMT.
and we fucking get the band back together. W's are out.
Once every two weeks, not once a month.
Nah, cause it won't work.
Cause how many times do I have to try that?
We have, we try that.
The amount of times that I've actually tried
to fucking get the band back together.
So it's only ever me, you, Chazabine, are best best
and I was up for it.
And we have to say, we have,
I'm sorry, but we've got to stay loyal.
Jake, he can't play.
We've got him, haven't we?
Yeah, but he can do that.
It's getting the band back together.
It's not him, it's not him.
Well, you can do that.
They've got a funny thing where he like
puts a green screen up and pretend like.
Yeah, if you do, we go to his own street, no problem.
But he can't be in the team.
No.
Jack, he can't be in the team.
But on a normal club session, Ryan, you could jump in.
Yeah, you can jump, bro.
Yeah, look, I think you can.
Yeah, I think you, yeah.
Yeah, that's scammed, though, but we'll get a hand.
Yeah, well, yeah, I don't know why it's on the way.
No.
Tommy, chill, bro.
Chill, bro.
Let me get a boy who'll shit on you fucking straight out,
you know?
You got a pen?
I think.
GIFs?
Yeah.
You got a gift?
You trying to sign it?
You can't do the same for us man! We're just giving a gift and he goes...
Shut up!
If you don't know I'm going to get you...
Don't mess with the king...
Why the fuck is that weird old Tommy with you?
Oh that's... that's weird.
Who said that? Are they out there now?
My girl they are.
That is... thank you very much for that.
Are you enjoying the game?
Chemi...
Chemi Eve, thank you very much love.
That's unreal that's sick.
That may not be wrong, it's unreal.
And then I've also been given this.
This is from Cherry. Two of the both boys. My name is Cherry and I'm 13 from Sheffield.
I met Jake... oh, no I'm not joking. I've actually just read the next bit and that joke isn't fitting.
So I'm going to give it a sign minutes. I'm going to read that and we're going to acknowledge we've made that joke.
Probably not the best timing. You should probably read it first.
Did you see what it said?
I'm gonna try and get a year's time, I'm gonna make it one day.
No, you're alright, isn't it?
I always, I'm gonna get a pass, but I always eat birthdays.
Yeah, just in case it's, yeah.
Yeah, I hear that.
Yeah, fair enough.
So we'll just pretend I've not got that, and then we'll have it again in a minute.
Here we go, we've got the brass band out.
Adam?
Yeah, we've got, we've got, we've got...
His name's Steve. He's fucking unbelievable.
That's Ard as well.
He is, he's Ard as fuck.
He's Steve. He's Ard as fuck. He's got an Ard name.
He didn't let me up at first.
He's doing his fucking job.
I mean, but yeah, it's just easier
because then I have to constantly say,
I'll do it at the end of the day, then he can help me.
Erm...
Oh, chat.
W in the chat for Chazzy.
He's on his way to Amsterdam.
All for the playing land safely.
What's he going there for?
What?
What's he going there for, I'll browse.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I still need to pay him as well, so...
I'll pay you when I know the plane is landing otherwise I'm not gonna send money into an account that's not gonna get touched anymore
We'll just make sure your land jazz otherwise. It's a bit fucking pointless. Do you know what I mean?
I might take the audio fight. It's pissing me off. I look like a fat come
Give it listen up here, and then I want to get
If the ultra start going I'm gonna get in with the ultra's
for a band.
Yeah, basically, JJ's got one called Steve, and I thought, why don't I have Steve, so
we'll go Steve.
this is fucking unreal
I tell you what, he's giving me fucking ideas for Wynton's final chat
no mate, it's alright
he said in the book, why is there he didn't say can I have some of this
What are you doing? You're listening to a band. It's a bit... I can't really do fuck
all that, can I?
Listen, I'm going down flying.
Hey!
The end, my hand, the end.
I've got a ring on.
I want to do the fucking end. Let me tell you.
At the end mate, at the end.
No way mate.
I want to do the fucking end, let me tell you.
Pie phone. Yeah, I've got pie's phone, he's left it in mine.
He's nicked down after the clubs yesterday.
How the fuck have I lost a pie on FIFA?
How the fuck has that happened?
Fucking joke.
Absolute joke.
At the end mate, yeah?
No worries, no worries, no worries.
You could have fucking picked a better tune, could it?
Star Wars?
No, Chelsea don't get around to the service.
Chat me chat, I said it was Star Wars.
Take this to ballers.
Oh, the Ultras are there tomorrow chat.
The Ultras.
I'm right here, I'm right here, are you ok?
You alright?
I fell here a vast amount, so you can put it on here
Parrot? He smacks a parrot about
Who did?
Play for Royal Art now big ball fella, play the parrot
He's a pretty boy then
How do you know?
So that's why Winnie left, because Winnie took the piss out of him for it, anywhere?
Oh, I must have missed that
He was bad, didn't he? He's playing for Royal Oak, so now you don't want to mess with him.
Oh, well, okay. I've got a feeling it could kick off, you know what I'm saying?
It could kick off. Good.
Hmm, interesting.
Could have been better than making the lead, that makes no sense.
Plastic fan. Listen, I'm into sports, TV, Royal Oak.
I'm not fucking... I'm not gonna say it's ever Royal Oak fucking dyad.
But I'll tell you something, if that fucking goes off on the Oaks score, I'm fucking getting in it.
Oh for me, but...
Do you want?
Where's the Merz?
Oh, I'm...
I might as fuck you so that, I won't be surprised.
Who's shouting there?
Yeah, at the end, at the end.
Yes, of course, at the end there, yeah?
Yeah, I've got a letter.
I've got a letter.
I've got it.
I'm going to be honest, he's pulling a card there that I don't think anyone can use.
He's fucking through the card.
He's got to pull the card that he didn't even listen to.
There's only one, there's only, he's basically, he's, did the chap pick that up?
Yeah, they have.
So basically, he's fucking passing it back to the goalkeeper.
He's gone under the goalkeeper's foot, and I have to, I've got no other choice here
but to run on and put it in the net.
You have to.
I've got, I can't, I can't fucking clear that off the line.
What, I can't, I'm falling.
Was there an older fella left?
What?
Was there an older fella left?
There's a guy that I thought was about to fucking jump me when he ran over to me going,
PLEASE!
Throw us next, don't you?
He's fucking up on 15.
Ginge, I've got a door so I want you to meet her.
Maria and all that, Malachi, that's coming next.
Oh, what the fuck are they doing?
Bloons in there.
Blue in, blue in, blue in there.
Blue and black balloons in there.
So, I say get a chair down.
Yeah, no, I got a chunk of other games on it, it's not gonna work by the bus bans up.
Here we go!
I was off at the football, hey dude!
That is unbelievable!
I love you baby!
I love her my life I love you baby I don't like your shits my wife
Where is she?
Where is she you fucking weirdo
Go on mate if I were to say yes to your brother go on you fucking gun
Thank you very much mate I appreciate that bro
Thank you for the 10 mate
Fucking gulp go on the boy
Thank you mate thank you
Colatina fuck Colatina
I love you Wednesday I as well as fucking got that going I know
Fuck how many balloons have we got here?
more balloons and fucking fans that's isn't to be fair
tell you what it's fucking sold out you know I love this this is gonna be fucking unreal
we need to go to the Ultras
when the game kicks off I think we need to go to the Ultras I'll be honest
remember over there you've got to keep on into the gamer than us
We need to try and have the mics that you clip on by the way but it won't work yet.
But I'll be honest I think this is alright so I'll try to go there and click on it.
There we go, go on Steve.
Stop right guys, yeah?
Come and have a look in the air.
How are you doing? Good to see you.
Special Dester, what's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?
Listen!
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Are we all listening?
Hey mate, I've been seeing you mate.
Yeah, I've been seeing you.
There's a book you've read before, I've been writing it.
this kid listen to me I shut that door
there's a reason I've bought him in this kid it's from a council estate in
Salford I'm saying that yeah it's come from fuck or work for it he works for
it in his fucking bedroom we fucking wallpaper hanging off we damp on roof
He worked for it. He got a computer and he said I'm gonna make it happen. I'm gonna make it happen
even his mom
Even his mom and he got slagged and he had back
He had fucking dead ends and he came back and he came back and he came back now look at him
He's a stop
Dirty bastards
Shut up the point being is an underdog
He's an underdog story. He should be fucking famous.
He should be fucking jungle.
He should be packing fucking boxes.
It's back in the warehouse.
But he's a working class kid
who said, no, that's fucking not good enough for me.
I'm going to do it. He's going to inspire others.
And today, you've got to take inspiration from that.
He's back to us.
So we're going to put performance on for him
and for everyone who's in them stands, all right?
Because your underdog story is today, all right?
Today because they think they're going to turn up
and what the fuck you for is
not an hour today
so you get up and down and you get bombing off
in your state together as well
thank you
oh
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
yeah
wait
I'm waiting
At the end of the week, I'm probably going to come up with something.
That is fucking... That team talk got me emotional, never mind, I'm fucking out.
That is a fucking big team talk, that is fucking...
Let's have a look at what I've just been giving it, then. Let's have a look.
Is he answering the turn?
Yeah.
He is turning, then.
Ah!
Rules and regulations and laws.
Rules and regulations.
This must be like the first ever football booklet kickoff in the middle of the place
That's what I mean, but he's given me these oh my god, this is the first of the book of the rules
Is it an early program
That's unreal
This is the club called Sheffield Football Club. The club is managed by a committee
of five members. That's unreal. And these are the fucking shirts. Unreal, fucking hell
that big. Fucking us! It's a shirt for Chazza. Fucking Quadruple XL. Fucking hell. Is it an
Oh, I'm sorry, is this something wrong with being fat?
No, I mean...
On the fucking verge of an eye attack, is this something wrong with that?
Because I didn't say there was.
Well, you're suggesting that.
Just ask a question.
I'm just a bit jealous, you know, because you can't fucking fit in a...
Oh, well, I'm a large, actually, in a medium pants now.
So, how about fuck you?
I'm actually normal-sized.
And you know what? I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
It takes a lot of fucking getting yourself in shape.
Thank you very much, man.
Don't be just yet, but you're fucking trying.
He's trying, that's all I've got.
I'd say I'm the medium.
That's a fucking big medium, let me tell you.
That's fucking nice, that.
First-ever football club, I'm fucking honoured to have that.
It's an absolute fucking honour.
Who they played? Who they played?
Who?
Oh, my God!
I actually am outside.
I actually am outside.
Oh, my God.
I'm dormant.
That's actually unbelievable.
Oh my God, there it is. That's what I'm just going to do.
Signed by someone. I don't know where that is though.
I'll be telling you that.
Signed by Rivaldo.
Is it Rivaldo? Oh!
Turn it against him.
Wow, signed by Rivaldo.
That's a lot of background.
You tell him you've got a perfect girlfriend, isn't it?
He's single from my staff, really?
No, he don't know my staff, has he?
Oh my god, that's fucking crazy, man.
If that's Prime GMT, that goes off.
Right, hang on a minute, chat. Let me get my thingy up.
I thought everyone's a good addition.
Who?
That's like Harry, right, addition?
Could be fucking, we didn't lose?
Get me a chat up here, hang on a minute, chat.
He was a good balance last night, though.
I'm taking the piss, but I'm so pleased.
And I'm not being funny, how many fucking times am I just going to have to score?
It's boring.
It's boring. Or the letter, you want me to read the letter?
Well, I'm assuming this is the relation to the gentleman who's fucking sprinting at it and screaming.
It's quite a touching letter, so I'm not a therapist.
My name is Tara and I'm 13 from Sheffield.
My mum passed away and I became really depressed.
But then I found your videos and then I started to become more happier you never failed to make me smile
I found comfort watching your videos keep doing what you are doing. You are hard work
Your hard work is paying off. You are all amazing and talented. I would love to meet you one day question for Chaz
What is the capital of Thailand?
From Chara, that's a great question. Thank you very much
You pissed up brother came in fucking spread it and he says don't worry
That's an unbelievable laugh.
Rest in the peace, rest in the peace.
Nice.
Rest in peace to your mother.
RIP in the chat for Cherry's mother.
Thank you, chat.
Great laugh.
I'm going to laugh.
It was very nice last night.
And that is the reason why we do it.
That is the reason why we do it.
That is fucking bandsaw going.
Fucking hell.
Fucking chunks.
What is it?
What is it? You're doing a laptop mate? You're starting to shake your oscite?
So, you're trying to get everyone in there safely?
Have you discovered any problems today?
Any chance we should have that glass pan top on slowly?
What's the word, you?
Durable.
Durable?
Durable.
Can I imagine the pans?
Yeah, very durable.
We have actually got Bob Stallone and Ultraz on TikTok, the fans started it, we've all followed it, so if you go on TikTok and type in
Bob Stallone and Ultraz, they should have come up. They're going to come through every day, they've got the drum and everything, they're doing well.
And they're all the young as well, so they're good to get behind in support.
Hey, have you ever... episodes on literary thoughts?
Have you ever got Ultraz?
Oh! Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, bro, that's why I don't know.
James, you need to find out who the champ is.
He's been in rev forever in the nation.
No, no, no, I met him before, I don't know this.
I just didn't know he was the chairman of the club.
I met him before.
It's Steve, I don't know.
Steve, Steve.
Yeah, it's nice, I know that.
I lead that next year.
Fucking hell.
He took off in 15 minutes.
I'm not leading the fucking team, I was not my event.
Sunday league standard mate, it's fucking...
Hey, Steve's giving a team talking there, talking about me.
He's fucking, he's come from a council estate, he's done this, he's done that, underdog, and there's some fucking...
I don't know, I can't, I don't know which one he gave me.
Old guy sat there and he's going...
Oh my God, so funny.
Right, I think, chat, do you want me to nip onto clips for about a minute, two minutes
and connect the back pack to the Wi-Fi just so it helps?
Because the quality in here isn't the best.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, let me go, chat, I'm going to go to clips, give me two minutes.
I think it's only these five scenes and then he got kicked.
about well I have just bought me train tickets so let's let's have a let's have a look on the Google Google Google and
Keep going you can hear me get him right
The midfielders got to stay back track that runner. Oh no
Midfielders got midfielders got a priority defense
All right, go on Chazza three
two one hello right we should be back chat we should be back if we're not I'll
have a look now but we should be the Wi-Fi the Wi-Fi's not the best but it
will help so it might not be perfect straight away but I'll get that out of
the time
angry jeans loads better oh fucking buzzing well I can't see the chat in a minute
because he's not loading because I have to connect to the Wi-Fi if I can
Disconnect now
I don't even need a next shot. Still loaded the backpack, fair of it.
I'm having a good drink.
Way better. Oh, fuck it up, man. I was down.
I fucking love you, man. Honestly, I fucking love you, man.
I'm not even in a pyre now, I love you.
Fuck you now.
Right, fucking going off there.
If Royal Oak, where is fucking going on?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Are in India vlogs while what a series yeah, I run 28 on you the fucking close
I'm a Cornhusker, aren't I?
I own 28 on YouTube.
If you could serve that, I'd help me out massively.
If you could put your actual effort to watch all the video
preferable.
I mean, leave it on the background.
I'm not going to ask if you watch it.
Ah!
At the end of it, I'm putting all the videos in one 12-hour
video, so people can sleep on when they get bed.
Why?
So he gets paid.
I did for my York trip.
Yeah!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
And all you are is Steve Fanon!
Walking on, singing a song,
walking in a Fanon woman!
Thank you!
Steve Fanon!
Classic going off and everything.
The balloons haven't really worked
Come on!
Come on!
Speak right now!
Come on! Speak right now!
Walking down the road, taking it slow, walking down the road, no one's ever seen it.
Run up, man!
Oh my god.
Devon love what he's looking for.
More ammo!
Run up! I know we won!
Oh, Zebra, no! Walking alone!
Say yes, sir! Walking in a battle on the land!
Thank you, thank you!
I'm going to get all of it!
I'm pulling the other pocket, zip it up!
Oh my god, that's looking like it's after me!
All right, it'll be very quickly cancelled, mate.
What do you got there?
I can't believe Winnie fucking snake this!
How can you look around a snake this? It makes me sick!
He's fucked, really!
Jetson!
Go on, Jetson!
He's got his fucking mic on an Easter egg!
How are you big man? I'm alright. Oh my gosh, there's a stream!
Okay, I love you son, how are you?
The 38 started, so I've got it on time.
Talk to us for your mic today.
So right now I've got Easter egg, Easter Sunday, you know what I mean?
I missed off.
J.C.N.A.R.I. YANCHU!
J.C.N.A.R.I. YANCHU!
J.C.N.A.R.I. YANCHU!
J.C.N.A.R.I. YANCHU!
Come on mate!
I'm loiled up!
I was on the menu last night as well, like banging their bit, hanging out with me also, we are.
Where it began!
What a cheer!
We're getting to know this!
Going strong!
I'm going to keep looking at your phone for the chat.
It's fucking mental innit?
Get a flag in, get a flag in!
Royal Oak!
Fuck it's spitting images you see, braddle!
And...
Such a hell!
Come on, the boys!
Reach it out!
Such a hell!
Such a hell!
Take down the line!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
Because I've never seen so good!
So good! So good! So good!
I've been caught!
Hey let's go, let's make it nasty for Nagzad.
Oh man, Nagzad are fucking getting it.
Where's the away phone?
Oh, so chat.
I've got a fucking, I'm not even thinking it's a flare, it's a fucking grenade I
hope when he can catch.
Where's when he's found me, didn't you, I am?
If you're not that funny, you're getting fucking dirty now.
Yeah, if you care for us, you're getting at 60%.
100%.
You're a fucking man, you're a scouser, whatever I am.
Okay, this is metal.
All is for Sunday League, David.
We came out!
Touching me, touching you
Sweet Caroline, Bum Bum Boo
Good times, guys
Oh, here we go
There we go.
Come now.
Come on, it's on his side.
Am I saving for a goal?
I can't hold it.
Saving for a goal.
Yeah, you get to save us all if you use this.
Yeah.
I'm saving for a goal.
What kind of a goal?
They hit the goal!
Come on!
Fuck off women! Fuck off women! Fuck off women! Fuck off women! Fuck off women! Fuck off women! Fuck off women!
Is that fucking disgusting?
The Dutton!
When he is a wanker!
The Dutton!
The Dutton!
When he is a wanker!
The Dutton!
When he is a wanker!
The Dutton!
When he is a wanker!
Oh my god, fucking going off now.
Fucking going off.
What, when he is a smacker?
Fuck you now.
Oh no, I can't understand this.
Here we go, the Royal Oak taking off an accent.
Let's get it going.
Unfucking believable.
Oh, what a fucking game.
Bro, if I see a Royal Oak nagging and it winter, it's off.
going off I'd be fucking unreal that I'd be
unbelievable and there is a few nags ed fans down there chat just on the other
side of the red shed there's a few fucking nags ed fans makes me sick that
I'm getting a drink
you're getting hassled out there Jets
I'm not really going to want to be throuled down there, I'm not going to ask for attention to that
Games to get in it?
Yeah, first.
Is that what you've got to do?
What you've got to do?
Oh, look at me.
Look at you, Mr. Sponsor.
Oh, what's that?
Apple juice.
Physically, apple juice.
Apple juice and lemonade.
That's what it is, mate.
So, you know what's going on.
Are you getting that, so Danny?
Yeah.
I just have to do a holiday, haven't I?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Mate, if you go in there, it'll be, like, called a juice on piece, mate.
It's a fucking 30, if it's free to at night, you have a minute, I'm fucking
in there.
Oh, right, you've got to get in there.
We've got to get in there, let me know.
Is that what I mean? Are you going to hold a pyro?
Hold a pyro.
I am the pyro.
No pyro, no party. I can't believe him.
He's got to be an old chap.
No, no, no.
He's got to be a good guy.
He's smoking the correlation between the manager in a full suit and Brad Nile in his
His tracks and his jacket is so funny.
I'm not sure what farm we're at, I'm not sure what farm we're at, I'm just trying to explain.
Hey, I see you can have a day for pork.
Hang on a minute, is Avon Donna somebody who's a social worker right now?
I see it again in the end.
Avon Donna, I can't help it.
I'm just going to get a little bit of that.
That's the police in the chat chat.
Avon Donner.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I think you're right.
Shhh.
Yeah, Basin's fucking enjoying my load.
Come on!
Fucking big game there.
When he's having kick off the scruff, it goes off mate, it goes off.
Be careful of the camera and the back pat, but you're getting in there as well.
Go Patsy!
Look at the fucking back line here, you've got 55 year old Patsy.
You've got a fucking base in the left centre back
and then you've got a fucking yeddingyak at the left back.
WHEN HE IS AWAKEN, NANANANA, NANANANA!
Fucking big game, big fucking game, yes.
Come on.
Whee.
That's alright.
Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee.
Whee, whee, whee, whee.
Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee.
Whee, whee, whee, whee.
Whee, whee, whee.
Come on.
How many injuries do you reckon?
How many injuries?
There's got to be a few poor hamstrings, aren't there?
A few youngers here as well.
He's smoking football, he's going to be so funny.
Compaction.
Do you want me to throw a hat for him?
Come on, I'll show you.
Fuck it!
Fuck it in the car!
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
Right, right, right!
Right, right, right!
What a fucking challenge!
We're the Inter-Water!
Inter-Water!
We're the Inter-Water!
Hey!
Right, right!
When he scores, he's going to be fucking out right here.
Can I fucking pull about Catlin?
I put his shirt on the fucking floor when I went in.
He's got away, we're really not running that.
He's not fucking very, very lucky.
He will course you do a fucking job.
What's the score? It's just kicked off 0-0. Mod, can you pin the score please?
Thank you. Kicked off.
I think it's going to be a lot of this.
A lot of booting it along.
It'll be classics in the league, yes.
Shit bastard! Ah, go bait and don't win it, Pals.
And again.
Number five looks like Nicky, but...
Detective!
Detective!
Detective!
Detective!
Detective!
Detective!
Detective!
Detective!
I know, yeah, Nagzad.
Nagzad controlling the game here.
The Royal Oak going for a counterattack approach, I reckon.
That's what it seems like.
Well, they're playing here 4-4-2.
Looks like it. I think they both will in this level.
Yeah.
Long ball central, I bet.
She doesn't just dump the stones there, he does.
That's what it'll come down to.
Come on, Parkside, hit him!
Hit him, Parkside!
Oh, long ball.
And ball!
He's gonna cry in a minute! Cry in a minute! Well impacts there!
Fucking diving bastard!
We always are starting mate, don't you fucking worry.
We just let him feel the way in, we'll be all right here.
Come on mate, come on mate.
One ball sent in, over the top.
Let him go, let him go.
I put it up.
Crest him, Crest him!
Exactly, who wants it more in his hand?
There's not going to be much skill for him.
No skill.
Second balls.
He's had a shit in the balls.
He's had a shit in the balls.
10 of us left.
He's child-setting me that, James.
He don't need me, they're good enough, don't worry.
Come on, Peter!
Oh, no!
Well, in, in he goes.
Fucking get the ball down!
Come on, Paxton!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Fucking great kick there from Parkson.
We're in love here!
Lino! Lino's flag!
Yeah, he's a fucking huge lad, mate.
He's basically in prime.
That was Rambler, cut back.
Yeah, that was Rambler.
Keep the ball, boys.
Good football, shit touched though.
Free kick for some of it.
This thing's a bit of a... These are all funcest.
I know.
Rambler, Rambler, Rambler, Rambler!
Rambler, Rambler, Rambler!
Rambler, Rambler, Rambler!
Rambler, Rambler, Rambler!
ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL!
I love the bobbler bucket next to him. He fucking loves this.
Oh, long ball coming in. Go on, Keeps. You've got to get that.
ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL! ROLLEL!
We've got the ball!
Oh, not anymore.
We've got the ball!
Nothing beats London chance.
Come on. Stonkey seat early on there.
I'm not really trusting it, so I need to find it.
He's kept himself on site.
You're getting stuck in Parksy, you know.
Fuckin' Parksy loves this.
What?
I'm too young.
Ball sent in here.
I hit the back post.
Hey!
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
Fuck it, end the long win, eh?
What the fuck was that?
What the f**king hell was that?
Oh, Paxie long throw here.
Go Paxie!
Here we go.
Oh, f**king decent up-launders.
Oh, f**king Paxie.
Hey!
Still in, that's still in.
I've hit.
Hold him up.
I thought he'd hurt himself in but he's taken a shot.
Has he still sat around here?
What, sat around here?
I think it's a much better couple of players you can actually play in.
There's still a lot of people who are going to turn up everywhere.
100%
At the end of the day, Royal Oak was struggling for squad to be game.
I'm sure they played a big game, they've got still 18, haven't they?
Ball over the top. Go on, Bateson.
facture lost out
again!
yes!
well done
this is fucking good
yeah, yeah, yeah
ball gone in
I've hit, look that, gotta hold it, gotta hold it.
Go and pass it, oh, fucking hell pass it.
One team, what are you doing?
Yeah!
Oh, I love it.
Play it, play it.
What a ball, that is.
Oh, just get out of the car!
Fuck, you know.
Well, yeah, you can tell he's fucking...
We've been playing about ten minutes.
Fucking keepers had a stinker there, hasn't he? What's he doing?
You want to pull the BBC game up on your phone?
The BBC game up on your phone? Why?
So you can see where he plays on shit.
Oh, yeah, but I'll fucking... I ran a chat.
If I'm on YouTube.
Oh, oh no!
Tackle!
No, we give it back to him there.
Welling!
Fucking Welling!
Oh my God!
God, I've got to get a shot off that.
God, I've got to get this shot off, man!
I'm calling the order of the minute, well in Parkside, it's our fucking ball.
Is that better, chat?
I saw you watching Royal Oak vs Nagzhead, at the minute you probably argue Royal Oak
High on the back foot, but they've had the best chance in the game, well in, I'll
fuck off if you come.
I will do mate, don't you worry.
That's what I'm having all the night though.
Yeah, because now I've got to do fucking, I've got to, well, this is the old tack, I
can't jump up.
I'll come and take you over this free kick and I'll put it back on.
Got the nagged there, got a free kick on this right hand side, looks up, filled in
the box, sent all the way in, goalkeeper's choice this day, baits in fucking well
in your bar, bastard.
Sent back in, give me a slice of that one.
Two of the same team going for it here, Nicky Buck picks up the ball.
God's fight there from the oak.
This game's all about who wants it the most, Steve Bracknell getting him up on the line.
13's in here! Oh my goodness!
The line-house flagged! You fucking cheating bastards!
Fuck off, ref. Flip it back in here.
Hold it! Hold it!
Great, great, great tackle!
Hello, I've won mate!
He's down here! Fucking pats him above the bucket here. Fuck you now.
I thought he was full calling that bucket man away.
That's just funny, mate, you don't know what to do with the ball.
Wait too much, didn't we?
That's just a f***ing...
Why is there someone on the pub, mate?
It's just a touch, mate.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, go on up, I'll put on him, innit?
Yeah, mate, yeah.
What?
Is there next week?
Yeah.
Well in!
You bought that Tommy, I'll be honest.
What minute?
You're probably looking at about 15, 18 minutes in.
Have you got a number 11, sends it in.
Are you fucking blind?
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
He's blind, he's deaf, he wants to be a rest.
Fucking wanker.
That is fucking blatant as well, that.
You're not fit to referee.
Mate, the Royal Oak score a second half. Oh my God.
16 minutes.
That's a clear pen by the way. Why are you all putting so?
That's the pen all day. By the way, it's on, what do you call it?
It's a definite pen. Hang on, call us one game.
Are you sure it's going to go up or down?
Oh, I feel it's going to go up.
I feel it's going to go up.
Oh, I'm kidding, Al.
This reminds me of days the other first game. I didn't suck charge.
James, that's the way for James.
Fuck off.
Mate, we need royals.
I tell you something, Nags were every favourites coming into this.
They wrote the oak by the best chances
and they've been robbed of a penalty because it was definitely a penalty.
I can see it from there.
Cheating bastards.
I tell you what though, just typical ref in it.
Yeah, you can tell, you can definitely tell.
There's a few challenges where someone's being left on it.
You don't mind it though, it's just proper Sunday league.
It's fucking cheaper.
At the end, yeah? At the end.
Watch it out, watch it out, watch it out.
I can't find it on Paddy Power. I'll see if it's on there now. If it's on Paddy Power,
I'm fucking putting everything on the rail oak.
Have you got it?
At least you know you've got a problem though.
I bet it will be. Bowsley's on Paddy Power as well.
What is it now?
Yeah, Eilstone coming in.
I'm actually fucking just a shit that's mental in my opinion
He's aerodynamic, fuck's sake.
Jensen's got a fucking hotdog.
Where's he gone?
What, I see what the hotdogs are like.
I'll try one minute.
I'll be fucking rammed at halftime, all right?
Go on.
If the Royal Oak had a different second strike at,
I don't know where the captain is.
Who's the captain, Chad?
That's it!
Come on!
One-baked, fucking lad running into the stands!
Ready!
Wellie!
Fucking challenge on that.
That was one way all the way up at that, that was a ball or broken ankle.
Why the fucking casualty in the house?
Fucking hell, man!
Get out, you rascals!
Get out, you rascals!
Fuck off Lionel, you fucking blind twat!
Fucking Miles on!
Fuck is this Lionel watching?
Fucking Miles on!
Where's my chat?
There we go.
How many are watching on the YouTube chat?
How many are watching on the YouTube?
Got me a fair bit.
Some proper challenges going in there.
They actually are.
Oh my God.
Get out.
Oh my, he fell over the fucking ball.
He fell over the fucking ball.
Oh no.
No.
No.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Fucking hell!
Fucking still down in the box.
Fucking hell.
What a blow. There's some defending going on here.
There's some fucking defending.
Bob's on again.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell, there's some proper, proper fucking tackles going on here, unreal, that's a fucking
great lot.
Another injury.
Bob's on with a bucket and an actual physio that is qualified.
He's offering him some water, he's not even drinking it, oh there you go, he's sucking
it, he's sucking it.
No sir.
If you imagine a boy like that, get a water down your tongue, get a water down your
tongue.
Is that like he's fucking Gun T Wilder?
By the way, what a win that was last night.
Great stuff about that.
Honestly, I wanted Chizorita to win, but when you lump money on Wilder, you've got to be happy with one.
Did you watch it?
I watched it.
What are you thinking of fighting?
Very close.
I'd like to actually fucking get him off.
The guys was not knocked out.
I thought he knocked out 12.
He's too ridiculous.
Too good.
Fucking unbelievable.
if you always been like that just fucking walking forward in unreal champ
still Chizora robbed it was a good scrap yeah basically yesterday was
basically this football match but in boxing if we're being honest that is
exactly what it was
He looks like he should be able to play us for the day league and he's fucking shit.
He's wearing the number 13, you've got to be fucking worthy to wear that shirt.
Tommy, eat your morning when it was up, you know.
Come on.
You know, that thing's going back to the nag's head here.
Squirrel open to some pressure if this goes to fucking penalties. Oh my god. It's going off. Oh
My god someone chose to walk out someone chose to walk out yesterday to Sam Smith
They're gonna sigh for a big club!
Sigh for a big club!
Sigh for a big club!
Fucking fucking snake!
Fucking case music!
Fucking case music!
Fuck his hand in the cello!
Fucking what a snake he is!
What a fucking snake!
Fuck that one!
Makes me sick!
Fuck that one!
bucket again, what's he doing now?
Told you there's fuck all water in that bucket, he's got a bottle of water and a sponge
I see. And he's deep in it.
And he's deep in it, yeah.
He's got to go and get a fucking bag of balls because he's forgotten.
Get in the fucking ball out now.
To the fly away.
Oh, fucking have it.
We ain't worth it, we ain't worth it, we ain't worth it.
You probably look at about 20 minutes, 15 minutes left of the first half chat.
No, no at the minute. I'd say I'd honestly say oak
oak of a I say
XG and Eva teams probably won. I said that both team probably should have scored
There's been some heroic defending from the Royal Oak and some poor finishing from from oak
Yes, yes, I know I've only let the fucking sit back taking the pressure and it on the counter
Well, I said they're quite happy to not have the ball off the ground, then they just look for them quick lands up there.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, party's going off injured. You knew it was coming though, didn't you?
No.
I wonder how much this has cost to be put on.
You've got stewards, you've got the actual ground, I know you're the chairman, you've got the merchant die stand,
you've probably got a couple of thousands to put this on, you know, chat.
game off the balls are gone Sunday leave a play of a flat if you have to go on
yeah I'm doing a raffle at half time I'm gonna fucking clue what I'm doing I
I think I'm just reading out the raffle.
Wild point, basic, I missed this shit.
Oh, fucking hell.
What the fucking hell is that shit?
Fucking hell, they keep this shit.
I know this shit, but I don't know why I keep saying this shit.
We know this shit.
It's the same as a guy has to go, it's potential, if I go straight it depends. I don't think
I've got extra time, I don't worry. What are you doing? Oh my God, look at that, what
a ball, hold it up. What's going on man?
Fuck it out!
Go on!
One adversity by a lot of friends. 100% mate.
Three, see you then.
What the fuck is this referee watching?
Shoot!
She's got two penalties.
Absolute joke.
You what?
Yeah, but a pen's a pen.
You don't have to underline these.
Fucking joke, that's what it is.
Fucking joke.
Captain's off, captain's off.
I'd fucking love to play mate. Imagine that though, come on here, injured for Sidemen match.
This is bigger.
You can't do it.
Too far, I've never done a Royal Up to Harbour.
Yeah, very true.
It might be semi-final, but it depends if it is.
Yeah, I'll back in three times.
I know, yeah.
Imagine when he just starts doing that thing where he keeps up in club kits Sunday
leaving just to play against it and try and beat him.
Try and do it.
Let's have it again.
Oh my god what a ball!
I don't think there's one in the box!
Reckon!
It's a tough watch, if you're able to watch good football you're at the wrong fucking place.
What a happy day the captain.
No, he's doing the fucking, he's doing the draw.
How is it?
How is it?
Ah, so I mean they've lost him through the raffle, haven't they?
What are you playing at, a pass?
Oh my god, ball of the top, go on!
Bastard!
Sunday league players actually do Sunday league, unreal.
What a ball.
And ball?
Oh, it's a fucking challenge here for the Royal Oak.
The free kick, you play about five minutes and a half time.
Right now!
Unreal.
Next one I'm going for fucking when he is a wanker.
That bastard.
He can't stand Winner.
What do we think of winning?
SHIT!
What do we think of shit?
SHIT!
Thank you!
That's alright!
We ain't winning with me!
We ain't winning with us!
We ain't winning with us!
We ain't winning with us!
Come on, go on.
I fucking give a free kick here.
For fuck's sake.
How does he not get a sore throat, mate?
I've got a very very sore throat. Well, not actually not this week. It's actually not that bad.
All the time I'm expecting me to sound like Sean Dice, if I'm honest. I think I'd argue I'm probably already getting there.
Yeah, well you know me, I'm Sean Dice, you like to play a 4-4-2.
Probably not the best impression, but it's alright.
Oh my gosh.
He's in the wrong game, oh he should be next.
He's done the job since he's come on it right back in.
He's done the fucking...
We're doing some fucking, we're doing a raffle at half time.
Oh shit, yeah fucking it, yeah!
Yeah, it was nice, fucking it, even busy?
Yeah, good, mate, yeah, good.
What are you doing? Are you doing a raffle as well?
Are you doing a raffle as well?
No.
Half time, is it half time now?
Yeah, yeah, I think I'm going to go down and just take my own, of course.
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
I was actually in, um, sort of, sorry area in Marcia.
Oh really?
Yeah, I was there in the future.
A bit later.
They're announcing a raffle at halftime, they're announcing a raffle at halftime.
Is it still time? Is it still time that it's left?
One minute left.
Oh, there's one minute left.
Oh, there. And the chat is saying, chat is saying there's 10 minutes left.
Oh, it'll be delayed on your channel, I think, chat.
On your own channel, it'll be delayed.
One minute, chat.
I've got that all over me.
I've got that chocolate.
I've got it here.
Do you know what?
It's £2,530, cricket and football club, do you know what?
Never matter.
The Yorkshire League Cup runners-up.
Oh my God.
Yorkshire League Cup runners-up.
1952, 1953.
That's fucking mental.
Wow.
What's this?
1946.
Fucking hell.
200.
1952, 1953.
2000 2001 week up. I wonder what the oldest thing is in there
Fucking chance line make too bad is it? Oh, I'll meet you ask her
What for the connection is terrible, that's why
You can you see the channel phone as it starts
Connection is terrible
Don't worry, mate, I'm on the line, fine. Let me get a chat like upshank, I'm sorry.
There we go. There you go. Oh, the kickoff was late, fine.
So, go in there's a bit of people doing that, don't you?
Oh, man.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's all right.
Man, that is all right.
Are you doing a battle, isn't it?
Yeah.
Carpet fucking Dave.
Nice to meet you, mate.
Nice to meet you.
That's the honour to meet you, mate.
Thank you.
How is your business going?
Is it going well?
I'm fine.
Good.
If I ever need any carpet, will you get a fitter?
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Thank you, Dave.
Right.
Right, the point is that it's four minutes left.
If folks come, I'm fucking running out.
I can get up on the thing. I wonder what actually looks like ten minutes at a time, no chance.
There you go, you've got it.
Go on. Oh well he keeps.
Hey, this is fucking...
When he's got a fingered. I see that still there.
This is the fucking angle on the BBC.
I'll just call it...
He's offside. I don't know.
fucking good good fucking production it's not bad for some day
I'll use it.
Ooh, what?
Oh.
Yeah, it went about 8 points past 2 to kick off.
Yeah, that's true as well
Not even a thank you
Formed in 1857, Sheffield FC, our father, recognised as the world's first football club.
The club provides itself on its values, integrity, respect and community.
Pioneers of the beautiful game for 164 years. We are proud of our history and heritage.
As we plan to return to Sheffield, we are proposing a new stadium pictured below.
Fuck off, they're getting the stadium.
If they aren't fucking, so that is unbearable.
Oh no, it's right for us to leave.
Why am I on Kahoot?
It's my fault, honestly.
Not close at all.
Yeah.
So I couldn't handle it half time.
I'm going to bank it on here just in case.
I'm going to get the samples that he's over there.
I'm going to have that.
Three minutes, Jack.
46,000, what's going on with you?
What's that?
I expected more from Mag Zed.
Mazza.
Mazza.
Six will play for Kona half way.
Josh forward.
He is done.
He's spruing all the way to the back of him.
Feels fair.
And he'll throw.
He's going to go the way he likes it.
Stop.
There.
That's Paul Samson.
I think some of them are pleasant.
I've never seen a dude who is very audible in the background, is Josh in the middle of the pool in the engine room, as Steve right now describes it.
Oh my god.
Fucking screwed me another half time there.
That's in the fucking part.
to win it back. Ball out to the right hand side by Josh just behind there. It was a good idea.
Talking to Shelly's.
I think I was playing far side for a 0-10 throw and you just can't separate these teams at the minute.
I think too, well not a problem.
You know, they're trying to get a grip from the middle of the park.
You're rolling them home, trying to catch wash and spooner on the ball.
The team table, eh? But difficult.
The next step is a real bus accenting.
It's going to be two minutes.
I've got Bratton I was going to say at half time. Is he happy or is he fuming?
Would you be fuming or would you be alright?
Lady could get a game. Do you know who I think he is?
He actually, generally could, generally he'd probably get a game.
I've been told to come in here.
He'd be happy. I'll be honest. I think he'll be alright.
He's not conceded. I mean, I'd be honest, Royal Oak had been robbed of two penalties.
Blatant penalties. I'd be fuming with a wrath. I'd be fucking fuming with a wrath.
He'd robbed him of penalties.
there's a clear one did you any of you see it on the replays? Is it a pen?
Does it look like a pen? And I was about 80 fucking yards away.
Oh, go on Steve.
One minute time, one minute, we're doing a rational, and then I can crack on, ball sent
in, not beat the first man.
I think some of these players need 15 minutes just to regroup, maybe take on him our 30
energy gels each of them.
Thank you Mark.
A couple of second halfs.
30 energy gels.
As when he got off full of the injured I was just going to be back on second half
check.
Surely he'll be back on second half when he count the injured.
Oh my God.
There's a free kick in the middle of the pitch, 20 seconds before half time, surely not.
I'm sure they fucking know.
Well, in Mason.
It's half time.
You can hear the music it's half time.
Well, I need a challenge.
Good after, good after they all defended very well.
They defended very well.
Nags edge with a monest
and a roster
they, they, they would give it a big end
who is winning, oh my gosh
well he's so cute today, thank you
what's the score, no no no
oh, winning still on
oh, okay, so they were talking
absolute politics
Steve's gone to the rest, I can't wait
Steve's fuming, I would be
Yeah, you're spelling it W-I-N-N-I-E. It's not W-Y.
No one said that, really. Brooke, what are you on about, bro?
Oh, you went in... Oh, you went in for 15 seconds first.
Chill, Lee, because my head was gone before.
I'm ending up through the game, but it's an hour and a half drive back, so I'm not going to be streaming an hour and a half drive.
So, yes. Unless... I'm sure Steve will have fucking smelled one.
But if I can go and see the team celebrations or commiserations, we'll try and get an interview
with Steve.
Oh, there's an afters, I'm a back-and-after, depends on how you get back, I need to put
a ban on when they don't say please or thank you.
It's one of those mate's publications.
I might play some darts later.
I'm going to go to the gym later when I get back and go to the gym.
and then I'll probably nip on, but I've got to be up here clean up the ball tomorrow.
I need some message Ruby.
Yeah, I'm ready, ready, ready.
What a fucking privilege it is to be walking a carpet, Dave.
and he's here to go by the copy day.
Now that's a bonus.
He's got the hat on him.
So he's closing one of that way.
Quiet this afternoon.
He's making a huge smush of this man.
So, new tour festival in the hour of the watch out.
All right, so, as I told you,
we have got five prizes.
The first prize is a signed logo of the show,
watch out.
So the prize is a new number of prizes in our show.
in the city's area of West London.
Most of the crime is a sign of looking for a model.
They want to look at the model.
And to make sure that we're nice to play with interest
and come on to something a bit interesting,
looking at their sales model.
So, I'm bored of it.
So, what is the role of West London?
Well, they...
They must be...
I'm going to go to the other side of the building.
Okay, first one, I'm going to go to the other side of the building.
Oh, 60 months and 60 months and we're going to go to the other side of the building.
I have a story about my brother.
6165, get out of here.
Throw it out.
Throw it out.
Green.
Second one is green.
316320.
316320.
That's green.
It's not a fossil.
Can you not hear it?
Okay.
I'm going to start.
It's all in orange.
201, I'm sitting in 0.9.
Orange, 201.
Are you going to go inside?
One.
Are you going all the time?
Blue.
Blue 76, 765.
76, 767, 765.
Is that a five?
One more.
One day, it's not pressure.
Okay.
So, the final one then.
Yeah, and the prediction was strong, it made me want to know.
There's no force on me now, I don't know, I can't wait to know.
It was great.
Happy day, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
I want to tell you something, I want to tell you something.
I want you to be here as well.
I want to tell you something, I want to tell you something.
The president is fucking lying and his brother is a fucking wanker!
We're the years of WANKER! We're the years of WANKER!
Get it, get it, get it!
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
Get on that!
I'm going, yeah, I'm going!
Yeah!
Get that!
Get on that!
Get this out of the car!
Oh, you go, my boy.
Can I get a picture?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Sit.
Yes, watch it.
Tom.
Please, please, come back here.
Come back here, please.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, now we're all here.
Oh my God
Oh, Nags had nearly scored, damn fucking
I'm about to say something, do you let me know if you understand it?
At the end
Yeah
What did I say?
At the end
I thought, okay, it was nice you're not fucking speaking in a different language there
Yeah, I'd say
Yeah, I'd say
Ooh, more apple juice
Yeah, a load of apple juice, a litre of apple juice, this size
Oh my gosh, he's just giving me this, it's like going, I've disappeared
They tried to make me down
There? He said, I don't think
No, no, apple juice, apple juice, lemonade, physically lemonade apple juice
I'm just say found this like we trying to do murder
What's that saying?
HAT
W's in the chat chat. I thought you smells different. Oh, yeah, it doesn't it's a bit strong
It's a bit cloudy as well. Yeah, coldy apple juice. I would tell you the brand
But I don't want to say it's mad mad rejuice mad rejuice, right? Okay. That's an interesting. What W's W
What would you say is the best non-latery in the winter?
Mate, do you know how many games I go to?
But the best ones are the ones where it's just like mad road.
So Saffron Walden.
They've got like a tree stump in the middle of one of the stands.
It's just like when you're going there, you're like, what the fuck is going on?
Yeah, mate, it's top class. And they're burger as well.
Shlaggy
The Royal Oak it's fucking so much bit right here
Connictions I'm gonna go one no Royal Oak
Yeah, I didn't think you'd go any higher from the jungle with me, but when I saw you doing the raffle at the right lot, damn it.
I was so proud of my feelings, I was so proud of you, carpet Dave.
Oh, I've got a carpet Dave.
What's it like in person?
I've got a carpet Dave.
It's an honour to be here.
It was an honour to do it with him.
And, you know, he can just tell he's a relaxed guy.
He's got his business head on and he doesn't want much trouble.
I'll be honest, he's using an ability scooter, so pick one.
Is he now?
Oh, right.
Pick one.
He can't be on the pick anyway.
He's got carpet Dave.
I know, yeah.
I am coming back to Manchester, yeah.
Is that alright if I stand like this?
Is this his chef?
Yeah, he'll be fine.
He'll never say no to a lad in a wheel.
Oh, there he is!
He's just going to change for you, mate.
Yeah, I'll take over for a minute.
Yeah, he'll never say no to a lad in a wheel.
Oh, there he is!
Oh!
He's just going to change for you, mate.
Yeah, I'll take over for a minute.
Yeah, he'll never say no to a lad in a wheel.
That's why he bombed one last week. He's not saying no to him.
He didn't do that.
Get him back, get him!
It's an awful standard 40 that one had!
Really, yeah.
Bang his shoulder on a fucking metal cabinet.
Well, yeah.
He's gonna struggle at the end, didn't he, because everyone's got the crowd themselves.
He's just a man of the people.
Fucking my actress. Fucking Southern Randolph, hon.
Fucking number 15 spitting in as your fucking Randolph.
There's someone down there by the way. Side, oh you saw. Side men's shit, we might have on the back.
Come on out, come on out.
Still in that. Oh, guys, it's it!
Oh, no, yeah, youngster, youngster.
Parkson's back on, talking about you, that's Parkson's back on!
We need a bit of football going on, eh?
You just didn't know what that was.
One on, one on.
No, oh, Steve!
Ticks on to the bar.
That is a fucking wank, Steve.
Oh, my.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
He's gone off at half time.
When he's been at, it's been off in a minute.
I said, he's gone.
When did this come up?
Number five up front.
Sunday league is proper.
No matter your number, it's what fits you.
Your number ten's always going to be about a medium.
Oh, my God, over the bar.
Your number ten's always going to be about a medium or a smoke,
because you want a big fat cut as a number ten.
Are you a number ten?
I'm a big fat cut as well.
there's no way you're number 10 why can't you be number 10 you you're not
number 10 I don't need to see you play
oh but it's inferred in on you
Oh, is it? Yeah.
Come to the bath, really?
We'll see you, won't we?
I remember you said that, you're going to regret that.
No, I won't regret that, mate.
It's just one of our two fucking uncles in, son.
It's not quality.
It's not quality.
I know, it's going to come down to a mistake or an own goal, isn't it?
Screamed of an own goal.
I've done a two leagues higher than the Royal up so hopefully there'll be a cup
upset oh I'd love a cup upset oh no yeah any ask no fans in the chat listen I
just want to say your one
No idea mate, no idea.
Put it in! Hard to get back mate!
Well in!
Well in!
I don't know if we can stop that track, we'll just take that trail in.
We're doing a quick faster change in three, two, one.
Oh that's awkward.
We're back on, not bad that to be fair, not bad for his first camp, for his first bashing
17 seconds
How did you pronounce your last name?
Adi Anju
Adi Anju
Fuck you now
Shit!
It's not what I keep saying now, we know that.
Go on, old mate.
ROYAL ROPE! ROYAL ROPE!
I couldn't have said it off free-side in a row.
We love you, Parksy! We do!
We love you, Parksy! We do!
We love you, Parksy! We do!
Oh, Parksy, we love you!
Sorry guys.
Parksy's on bench again.
I'm not actually going to cry but it's Ryan's everyone.
There's only one! See? Fuck no!
That's what I do. That's what I fucking do.
I've got you, lad. Don't worry. I've got you.
I'm going for that.
Whoa, the fuck! Whoa, the fuck! Whoa, the fucking hell is that?
I just don't think you'll ever find me fucking out!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Never ask me for something like that.
I just don't find myself in the corner!
I just don't find myself in the corner!
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
There's only one more left.
There's only one more to go.
There's only one more to go!
One more!
Long, stay here, song, walk in the room.
Okay, now, never ask me for the song again, Shacken.
Free kick, head to the box, nag, zed, there.
It's got for a five man wall.
Number two.
That's fucked up.
No, it's not.
It screams, it screams at a goal there.
Number 13 bends it round the wall, but I'm right.
Yeah.
Oh no, he's not there.
Oh my God!
Oh no.
Oh no, that's it.
One more, that's it.
Oh, it's a good spoon.
What a fucking goal on the big day, eh?
What a goal.
The winners celebrated as well.
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
All right, what a fucking 3K that was, man.
Fuck's sake!
Eh!
Fuck the board game!
Duh, duh, duh, eh!
Fuck the fucking D-D-D-D-D-D!
Fuck the fucking D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!
Fucking hell.
That's a bad dude, I've won him.
What?
Favorite League United player?
Come give a shit.
League United?
Come give a fuck.
What the hell is about League United?
I've got a pick of leads player!
Saw your mate out Aaron, Saw your mate out!
Saw your mate out!
Thank you, thank you mate.
I think David's gone.
Oh, he's got a runny-lock to get that loop.
Oh my f***ing god!
Come on, I'm sure there's a future.
You haven't pictures at the end?
When did you get that done, mate?
You could have one with Steve.
Where's his winter towel?
F*** it out.
Why'd you fold it into your pocket?
There we go.
Ah, f***.
God, he's half a mucky, he's very f***ing...
I was doing that, and now...
This f***ing doesn't even happen.
You always f***ing lose, Ginge. You are what?
Well, I'm not your f***ing game.
You're the first f***ing game in the f***ing history.
Yeah, well, I was at Daisy Hill, and we got absolutely battered.
They played this way, by the side?
I don't know.
He was playing.
Ravens was playing.
Ginge, I don't even know if I forget how to play f***ing football.
You've got to win, mate.
You think you can't win it when the king of the jungle rocks up?
Come on, don't kiss me, don't kiss me.
Stay cheap, that's all been done on fucking...
Oh, let's have a look.
Clip up.
A view from the assistant, Steve.
Oh my God!
The Royal Oh
4 car
Oh, there's an ad on every single page
Mix Auto
Firestick, Firestick, Firestick Dean
I ring it
Oh my God I go
Free poster
Yeah
Oh, the street.
Ah!
There's motion out there.
Get in the front car and see how he goes.
Get in!
Let's go!
Get out, get out!
I'm going to ask you again.
I'm going to ask you again.
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
You're going on your bit off, aren't you, Al?
Al!
Get a fucking Under Armour off, Fife. Sunday lead.
Under Armour and a Sunday lead's walking out.
If you ever look at my face, I look down at you.
Come on!
Are they even DJs?
Do you know if they're called them DJs?
It's actually DJs.
DJs.
They're some fat people, they feel them.
They're a little bit short.
Yeah, I've done it. I've done it, like, last week.
It's growing back a bit now.
Before, isn't it?
Look, I've been playing for a while.
I've been playing for a while.
I've been playing for a while.
I've been playing for a while.
I've been back for three weeks man
Fuck it, I'd like it this way
Cheers mate, it feels nice
It reminded me of India, I've massaged it
But it was a bit more aggressive
We need a goal left
Oh mate, it was like pimming all over the cafe
He's levering me mate
Look at you, you hate me
It weren't me, I didn't fucking...
You started the war, come on!
No, they started it, I joined in, I joined in.
That wasn't bad, though.
I said, I was a buy-stander, but you just said,
I mean, one more time.
Give us the stock!
Give us the stock!
Give us the new one!
Give us the new one!
I want to do this one!
All right, give us the stock!
Give us the stock!
We love you, I like. We love you, I like.
What you think is shit?
Winner!
Thank you!
That's all right!
Yeah, we did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Hit the wall, man.
Hit the wall.
Hit him, man.
Oh, dear God.
I'm strong.
Fuck off!
You can't do that!
It's all right.
Hit him, man.
Hit him, man.
Watch me now!
Stop that!
Oh, just saying.
In the car park right now, you gingerlots!
Fuck off!
Underquid against you!
Oh, someone's got a bit of dough.
Fuck off!
Sorry, Lou, you get in there.
Hey, lad, just back on me then.
Back on me now.
me now. Hey James where the fuck was you there?
I was just going to get my ass kicked out of the park.
Horrible. Hey where was you?
I was here mate.
Please.
Where was you Luke?
Cheers Jack, thank you. I know you some got me mad.
No I'm not one as well.
What do you say? What do you say?
I've never said me excuses.
Gents, it's not all up high you lads.
Oh right, do you not think so? Maybe it is.
What do you... are they actually fighting all the joking?
They're joking.
We lost it!
Don't beg it.
That me?
No.
Cheers, Jess.
One million megs then.
I'm getting money else.
Sins of the whole list.
Cash out of suspended.
Yeah, cash out of suspended is what's going to happen.
I'm feeling it getting here.
I'm too big getting there.
It's not. It's the best for working.
I think we'll go.
This goes in, but it's just kicking off.
You're fucking over.
No, I'm not fucking here, bitch.
Blow yourself, Harry!
Rat Nozada will! Rat Nozada will!
Oh he's just fucking...
Really? Is he her endist or something?
He's quick enough to go in that 11.
Rat No. 5 needs to fucking get off as well, you shit-in.
At least we're in turn all this time.
Who's your fuck?
He's the fuck...
They're on the payroll and that's everything.
Now left wing, the whole fucking team
needs to have this fucking em up.
Get in with three pints and a couple of takes.
Oh my God, wait, hold on a sec.
No.
He's going to fall back.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
You're not good enough.
You know, Barit, don't need to get so fucked off.
Oh, no, let's have a talk about how shit your hair cuts in.
He's one of these puns, mate.
Yeah!
He's the one against your car, mate.
Get him!
Get him straight!
Go on!
Go on!
You can get that, lad.
That's it, lad! That's it!
That's the highest. Come on.
He's a fucking biggest DBI going.
We are, at least.
Oh, these fans are second to go.
Someone come and get the fucking grab.
Yeah.
That gives it a big in it, right, Lord?
You had to take some great food while I was at that.
Come on.
Just put your foot through.
Where the hell are you from?
Oh, Manchester! It's not in this shit!
Manchester!
Manchester!
Oh, shit!
Manchester!
Oh, Manchester!
What?
Back inside.
Where are you from?
Back inside.
Manchester!
Manchester!
Manchester!
I didn't tell you anything but I...
I won't...
I fucking didn't tell you anything!
All right, for real.
Roll the clip!
He's starting them fucking started the chance!
Are you on the serious though? I'm gonna feel like it, don't you know?
He's not got to you, has he?
Oh, come on, lads.
I got to you a little bit.
Are you off and feeling me?
Nah, the one thing that got me saying my channel's dead and I'm not happy about that.
We can all have a fucking push in a show.
Show him into the fucking grass.
Tommy, let's kick one shit, Tommy.
I think he wants jeans, that's not me.
I think he wants Tommy.
I think he's seen you on happy.
Are you looking at Tommy Gallant?
He's seen you on happy, that's fucking cool.
I don't know. Never fails, never fails.
He's trying best.
Do that again though, there'll be problems.
Sorry mate, sorry.
Oh my god.
Fucking you, you're there.
Fucking you're in my car.
Oh my god.
Keeps safe.
Good save, keeps.
Great save for the Royals, keep it out.
Just kicking off with that fanzill.
The audience is getting fanzill.
Yeah, if it goes 1-1, yeah.
After a bit, yeah.
Alright, go and borrow that kid's wheelchair, I'll do it now.
Oh no, I'm fuming.
I'm fuming, I'm fuming.
People are leaving.
Oh my god.
Fuck sake.
He's the referee.
Steve's got his head in his hands on the bench.
He's a big deal.
He's a bastard.
Fuck sake.
He's a fucking bad dude.
We'll be in our semi-final for the roll-up.
I was looking forward to that, but sometimes I'm off.
It's just not good enough.
I'm going to get a drink.
Fuck's sake.
Is there a song on the metal?
2-0.
Do you reckon Langas plays tonight?
I'm sorry.
He's fucking sliding!
He's sliding!
Go on, go on, you're gonna get what he meant.
Don't go with that. The one that is my marching.
You know the one that is pushing me?
Nobody wants you scaring me.
What is he saying to you?
He's pushing everybody.
That means we'll get headbutted next time.
He's dragging us over the fucking pennies.
He's fucking dragged us an hour and a half over the fucking Panines brought us to the fucking first of a football stadium
He's putting on this fucking shit show get a few ringers in your team can't fucking play
Can't run they can't play can't breathe out of them
Every corner is getting the first man every three kicks at the first man goalkeepers fucking whine
And he thinks it's a fucking bomb in his hands, he tries to get rid of it.
I've seen a lot of basketball endurance and a fucking slog in here.
This crap.
This crap.
And I've watched it every week.
I can tell you, I watch shit every weekend.
I can tell you something, this is fucking crap.
I can tell you that's a fact.
I know what crap football looks like.
I'm seeing it right now.
This is an even football, man.
Come on to your mates, man.
Your fucking mates, man.
Oh, fucking hell, piss heads back.
I've never talked to you in this whole skin-belt, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, mate, he fucking charged at me before I was going to the tunnel.
Like, genuinely, like, everyone out of the way in the fucking ear.
Please!
Please!
I've done it!
HOOOOOO!
Come on!
Oh, bella, get down there! Get down there!
Get down there! Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Get down! Get down!
Come on, come on!
What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?
OOOOOOOOH!
Oh shit!
I don't know if the ass is gone back.
Get up!
And he's clenched in!
What's that?
Oh, he's there with the bomb bitch!
OOOOOOOOH!
Gardy?
We're going to fucking Mexico...
We're going to fucking Mexico.
Leave fucking it to Target!
County Nest!
This fucking mess. This fucking mess.
GasPon. GasPon.
GasPon.
Another loud noise.
Another loud noise.
Another loud noise.
Anybody wants a beer?
I'll show you how to do that.
Drink up, Gretchen John!
Anywhere will do!
OUCH! OUCH!
Fuck you then!
Fuck it up, fuck it all then!
Yeah, he got it.
Yeah, he got it.
Excuse me.
Can we go?
Still better.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Two-fuck!
Goal!
Goal!
Two-fuck!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
Goal!
We've got another ship left, they've got another ship left, they've got another ship left.
Lock him down!
A bullet trap!
No one's got the rules!
Red Flag, Red Flag!
Reds!
Go Americans!
Go Americans!
Go Americans, Reds!
Red flag!
Red flag!
Red flag!
No!
Others!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No, no, no!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
No!
No, no, no!
What a pity!
What a pity!
What a pity!
Tenerife!
Tenerife.
So close!
Tomato smoking!
Tomato smoking!
Tomato sigan, tomato sigan!
Flan my tberry, te Drew rab-ri
Wally again
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I said, you can't do it!
I don't want to!
We can't do it!
He's off the line!
He's off the line!
Bastard, we don't want you on!
I cannot believe this.
Oh shit.
What's going on?
Go on then.
Oh.
Two, two.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Come on mate, chill.
Oh my God.
You can't fucking mate, that's chat.
Yeah man, it's not a piece of shit.
I'm gonna break the fucking thing.
He's burnt!
Come on.
What?
Shit penalties.
Should have gone down the middle.
I love it.
Go on.
Whoa!
You're boring!
You're a big fan.
You're really boring.
Fiske!
Keep going.
Keep going.
Oh my goodness.
Ready?
Get yourself ready.
Get yourself ready.
Oh fuck off you boring cunt. Fuck off the hospitality you twat.
Fuck off, I'll take you in the box.
I'm down here, right?
Oh, fuck off.
What do we take away?
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Jesus!
Fucking hell, keep your body off!
You shit bastard!
Excuse me.
What are we doing?
We're going to kill you tonight in the fucking hell.
Royal Oak and Masters!
Every where we go, every where we go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Royal Royal Grand Massacre, every where we go.
Royal Royal Grand Massacre, every where we go.
Every where we go.
Woo.
Royal, the boxy scores, the Royal Olympic.
The boxy scores, we're on the pitch.
The boxy scores, we're on the pitch.
Fuck off women!
Let him die, let him die!
God damn, get thisarchy away from me!
Don't let me down.
They won't be back, they won't get through.
What do we think of winning?
What do we think of winning?
Royan get the son, Royan not a get the son
ohhhhhhhh
What do we think a winner?
Yes!
What do we think a shi-
Yes!
That's the last winner!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
one, one, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Jensen is a wanker! Jensen! Jensen is a wanker!
Oh, my Lord.
One, two, three.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Oh, in the dust.
Oh, man.
Oh!
Oh, man!
Oh, we're not stores.
Happy.
22...
Thank you.
Do you want to go?
Do you want to go?
Do you want to go?
Do you want to go?
Let's go!
I'm the king! I'm the king!
We want a war!
Now you know what my interest in a war is.
Take your hands!
Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Hands up!
Oh my God, what is that?
Oh, God, what is that?
What is that?
Get out!
What do you think you're doing, sir?
She's going out of town.
She's going out of town.
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Oh!
With the legend right now, we are the Dracul!
We are the Dracul!
We are the Dracul!
We are the Dracul!
We are the Dracul!
We are the Dracul!
We are the Dracul!
Aww, fucking full-time.
Get out of my face!
Get out of my face!
We're not going to let you go.
Fuck you and children.
I let you!
I don't fucking know.
Don't fuck with me. You can't score the shot behind you.
We've got to get out of here.
We're going to fight!
We're going to fight!
We're going to fight!
You've got a lot to say, Steve.
We're not going to let you go.
We're going to get out of here.
Hey!
Hey!
I'm going to stick to you!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Ginge!
Ginge!
Ginge!
Ginge!
Ginge!
Ginge!
Ginge!
Ginge!
Ginge!
Oh, that's a lot.
Hello chat, much more than a while, hello there, how are you all doing well still?
We'll go and get Steve as well in a minute, chat, interview him, see what he's saying.
There you go mate.
There you go mate.
No worries.
I need to sign them.
I'll use the other one.
Just sign them.
Yeah, yeah, please.
There you go mate.
No worries mate, no worries man.
How the fuck do you miss two paris?
Why the fuck is the second one?
He's got fucking blood on his hands there.
He's got fucking blood on his hands there.
Right, hang on a minute.
Bro, I was going to look on it, add your nasty fucking...
What my father's in my pocket fucking blows me mind.
There we go.
Who won?
Nags said won.
Two-one.
Fucking joke.
If they're bringing politics into him,
just time him out please.
I don't know about people spamming flags.
We'll just go, we'll just go fucking.
What'd you call it?
Some-on-line. There you go.
It's something to do with it.
You should know about it.
Time him out please. Thank you.
I'm out please thank you how the fuck is a while ago into politics
Right
Is that pissed up woman still down there because this year's I fucking I might give it five
She's up here
Yeah, it's in there.
He's had to kick his ass.
He's got to come in here.
Put him up, man.
Now we're looking at ourselves.
Fuck it up.
Fuck his body.
Chat.w's because he kicked it out.
Ha ha!
Fuck it up.
Fuck it up.
She's fucking something.
She's been marking it, everything.
Yeah, I'm going to sit on the couch.
I'm going to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
Fuck it up.
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
Fuck it up.
Fuck it up.
It's so hard to feel it at the one at a time, yeah?
Have your cameras up really please.
Ehh
Thank you, Peter!
Thank you, James!
I'll meet you in a moment!
Hey!
I'll get a beer for 50, please.
Yes, I'll get a beer for you.
I'll send you a letter.
Do you think you're going please?
Fucking legend, James.
I'll get a beer for you.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
Nice, don't push, you didn't get one.
That's why.
Thank you.
You know he's down three hours today, we do.
He doesn't see that.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
It's like a party, isn't it?
Of course.
Coffee over.
I'm back.
See you.
See you.
Smile.
Smile.
Smile.
Next one.
I wish it was all of you.
Cheers, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Hey, keep it out for that woman.
I know, I know.
Please.
Cheers.
You're not fucking stopping.
Get in there.
You're not fucking making money.
You're not fucking making money.
You're not fucking making money.
You're not fucking making money.
Are you on your virgin?
Ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger
It's over, it's over
My gentle
Sorry, that's sorry, that's sorry
That's fine, it's fine
Ginger, ginger, ginger
Cheers, thank you
Ginger, we had to start 11, so I'm going to suck a raise
Hopefully I am
I'm just going to go in
See you there
Hopefully it's Jonathan's fucking ring
There you go.
So now that we took the backpacks away, I won't.
Hey, come out slow, don't let the fuckers be caught up in here.
Cheers mate, thank you.
You can answer yourself here.
I'll help you.
Oh you have the comments, you have the comments.
Oh f**k you.
Oh sorry, I'll be out of the system.
I'll be 60.
You f**king...
Hey, help.
Help me with my reasons.
Can I join?
Absolutely not for that comment at all.
You know how it is?
Yeah.
You're fantastic!
kids
I think we'll all be at the set up.
You guys right there.
Yeah.
That's a pretty big one.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a pretty big one.
Yeah.
You know, I'm not gonna say it.
I'm going to go see Steve just before he goes.
I'm sorry.
Yeah!
James, why did Bill come on?
James, that's not your shit!
I'm fucking thinking about it.
You've not lost it have you?
Never fucking heard that's why.
Hahahahaha
Fuck
Fuck
No no I feel it.
I feel weird.
I've been not on anything to you though.
Fuck
Alright then.
Thank you.
Steve! Steve!
I fucking think so.
I'm here!
Is he going to take your picture?
I'm fucking amazing!
I'm not part of the system!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I think the next Royal Oak game, we've got to do that. We've got to get the both
boys all down dressed as Steve. Imagine Jake at another league game. I think that'd be
fucking hilarious because I'm not also Luke Whitlar. Who knows? A bit busy, right?
Oh yeah.
Could I be good news to Ashley to say Lori and Lexie Campbell, I love you and I see
you're the best.
Lori and Lexie, I hope you're doing well. Absolutely.
What's your last name?
Cheers guys, cheers.
Cheers, cheers.
Thank you mate.
You OK?
You OK?
You OK?
Yeah, you OK?
You OK here?
We can't get out.
I know, can I get an interview?
Let's do this interview.
I see you!
Oh no!
I fucking let you go!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, who fucking let him up there?
Steve, you're joining me just after Royal Oak 1, Nagzett 2.
It's a disappointing defeat, what should you take on the game?
I thought for large parts at first half they offered nothing.
I thought we've got them for Tekken, but then that first 20 minutes after the second half...
What about Park Street?
I thought Park Street would all eight. I genuinely thought it would all eight.
I'm spastic. I'm spastic.
So, you know, the two leagues above us, but our bedding is a point without first 25 minutes and a second half.
Listen, now's not time to dissect it. Tommy's inconsolable.
Is that a favourite pen on his teeth?
Well, this is it. I don't know.
I wish... I don't like people taking second penalties. Cain did it in contact.
Yeah, he's gonna do it.
It affects your psychologically.
So, obviously, Winnie's got one up on you now.
He's beaten you today, and he's Steve.
Yeah, I've got to ask these questions.
I don't want to, but I've got to, Steve.
I'm sorry.
Have you got any words for Winnie?
What would you do if Chaz has stabbed you in the back?
Just stabbed you in the back.
Fucking kick his head in.
But you can't do that.
I can't do that.
I've got to influence young kids.
Listen, he's made his bed, he can lie in it.
Tonight, I'll go to Royal Oak, we'll be friends, we'll be family, have a good drink.
Where will he go next, then?
What a shit pub that is.
And finally, tactics going into this game.
Would you argue he works or not?
It didn't work. Some big players didn't turn up.
Your spooners, your wiles, they didn't turn up.
No worries. Well, thank you very much.
Thanks for the support.
And next one, I think, is Royal Oak Winton.
Surely.
All right, let's get it on now.
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a boxer with keen dodging questions.
Well, I'll fucking play you.
You and Steve, you're fucking shit.
What?
What do you mean shit?
I'm from Reddy then.
What?
So shit.
I'm ready.
If he wants it, it's saving up.
Fucking it.
I'm ready.
Love ya.
Love ya.
Steve McBride, go on.
Love ya, chap.
Love ya.
I'll see you in a bit.
Sit there, sit there.
Yeah, a pommeloyer.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I've got one in here.
Can you sign that for me, please?
It's a chair, but you love your food for a second.
Sit down.
Leg it, it's a chair.
We energised. See, Brett and I, words of wisdom there. I think I can...
I can... I'll sum up what happened there.
Aaron, can you interview me after...
I mean, I'm fucking Royal Oak Ultra, thank you.
We'll use this. This is what I used to film in my YouTube videos as well.
I run up to 28, and I'm up to 12.
Right, Ginge, end of the game now.
Sad late, didn't end 2-1 to the nag-z.
What's your thoughts on the game?
I'm utterly disappointed with that result.
I think...
I think I've got a clue that some of the Royal Oak players have got blood on their hands.
You can't have three penalties in a game and score one of them.
It's very poor, it's very, very poor.
They have chances to win it.
I think there's a lot of improvement that's needed.
I'm not sure what they're doing training.
I don't know if they're doing a party trick,
it's playing Connect 4, I've seen them all.
But I think they need to get the fucking football out
and actually try and train a bit of football.
Because the technique, the style they play,
I don't know what it is, it's shambles.
What's your thoughts on the reception
that Winnie got obviously X, very low player?
Forza, fantastic reception from us to be honest.
Winning is a wanker, you've been said loud and clear.
And if I'm honest, I think he's lucky he's walking off the pitch.
And he's like snap today.
And one last one, Steve Brattano.
He's not got the result that he wanted,
but football's the winner today on a day like today.
Surely for the non-league game.
As a non-league, you've got to say yourself.
Absolutely.
I think, you know, having a solo team of 2,500 people here
for a Sunday league team,
it shows you the power of what Steve Brattano can do.
It's a fantastic game for grass roots, it's a fantastic game for the Royal Oak.
I'm sure they've been back very strong.
No more questions, thank you.
No worries, thank you.
Right then, shall we go and come?
I'm trying to get a fit to you, yeah?
Yeah, just come on.
I'm just gonna get a place to see you, mate.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah, not bad, not bad.
He says, Sam, I'm really appreciate your support.
Oh, shit.
He says, Sam, I'm really appreciate your support.
Sam, go on the f-
He's trying to make me.
Oh, shit.
Sam, go on the by favourite of the support,
but I bet you're absolutely fucking dope.
Thank you, mate.
Can we just go?
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, mate.
Change, change, change that for us.
Can we come to the journey, guys, please?
It's all because you don't take photo.
Cheers.
Good game, boys.
Good job, good job, good job.
Have a good one.
No worries, mate.
I read!
No worries, mate.
We'll get through.
Right, right, right, we're looking to go.
Yeah, yeah.
No worries, no worries, it's going to be fun.
Just don't fend for us.
I'm fine once a night.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Yeah, I'm good. Thank you.
Just go, go for it.
Here you go.
That's all you need.
There you go.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I'm free.
You're fucking not.
Great.
Great.
Yeah, well, that's made two of us.
Oh, man.
Thank you very much.
I gave you a chance, I gave you a chance.
Fucking fear, I'm like...
Bloody it's par for Lancashire.
You what?
Bloody it's par for Lancashire.
You're gonna lose?
We're not losing.
I play for South Yorkshire, plus Lancashire.
Okay, nice.
What score was it?
Er, 5-1.
5-1?
Okay, I'm not scared, innit?
I'm not scared, innit?
Go for it, go for it.
Oh!
No worries, no worries.
No worries.
You should have the first things.
We should have the faultless first, yeah?
We should have the faultless first.
Go on guys.
No worries mate, no worries.
Photos with first guys, yeah, photos over.
Everyone, yeah, go for it.
We enjoyed it, yeah?
No worries mate, no worries.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry mate, sorry.
You know where it's going?
Yeah.
Oh, it was you at the gate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You okay there?
Do you know where it's going?
I drove past that entrance.
And I was driving over there.
I remember where it was.
It's like a toy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know where it's going?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, come on, come on.
Oh, come on, come on.
There's a...
I'll go to the building bar
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to you
Have a good song, you've done all day
Change on streak, I'll say
Oh, fucking, here we go, fucking
If it's a dodgy question, just put the camera down, and they'll fuck off
No, no, don't. What happened in Bilba?
How about we ask the question, what's happened in the last 30 weeks for Tottenham?
How about we shit it and we fucked ourselves?
So would you rather won in a bill battle and get relegated?
Or would you rather not win in a bill battle and get champions even if you finished third?
Probably relegated, I lost.
It's the worst answer I've ever heard.
I've never seen my whole life.
True.
That is true.
Well listen, if you're fucking happy with a fucking Europa League, I'm fucking glad you were me.
I'm glad you're doing well.
Thank you.
I can't say anything about that, it was nice.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Don't force me.
Don't run up, my first piece.
That's all.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Everyone starts to start to float with me.
Hey!
I've been doing this for a long time.
I've been doing this for a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
See you tonight.
I don't do it very well.
Yeah, I do.
Can you say that?
I'm alive.
I'll see you in a bit.
I'll see you in a bit.
You've got to watch football? Oh right yeah.
I'm not going to watch Sydney, that's a dead team.
Take care.
Some job is ahead.
Good day for this.
Good day to the fans.
Always the same.
You're second, you're second.
I'll have to go home.
He's looking at your pant for fuck's sake. Cheers mate.
11 people today.
You've got a patch, I believe.
How many of you get assigned today?
Why are you so these at you?
You fucking wish I was getting fucked.
You can eat your...
You don't have to show up.
I don't have to sign a show up.
I'll go and get some of your stuff.
I'll get you a few of my stuff.
There you go.
I'll get you some of your stuff.
OK, mate, yeah?
No, I'll keep them out mate, you'll have to go.
Thank you.
James, can we just go and get a video?
Go throw a jump.
I've got a question for you. AFC Milkman or Little Corey FC?
It's got to be AFC Milkman on it.
Yeah, Milkman, can you have my place real?
yeah all the milk man
can you say fuck little Corey F.C.
fuck little Corey F.C.
and you've got a shit striker out there
yeah he's fucking whank mate
whanking swank
alright come on
thank you very much
no worries mate yeah
have a good one
D.B.I
yep
no worries
no worries
no worries
no worries
what?
what the chat saying D.B.I
yeah
fuck mate
go for it mate yeah
alright of course
Hello, hello.
Are you OK, mate?
I'm fine with all you would know, but I wanted to leave a message to their radio shows after that.
My friend, Gemma B, she voted for you for the jungle, and she's on the Isle of Wines.
Oh, well, OK, thanks.
I just wanted to thank you.
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, it's just...
Let's see, this is...
This is Angadjingi Tune-In to ILO I UK
Catch You on the New Wave of January.
Yeah.
Hello there. This is Angadjingi Tune-In
to ILO Wave UK
Catch You on the New Wave with Gemma B.
And my other friend, Bucky Manage,
is on Radio Dalby.
I get to...
Hello, M-Lois!
She gets celebrities to check in duck to her show, so I just wanted to thank her for doing this.
Hi Becky Measures, this is Luke Pingu. You will know me best from I Am Checking in Duck.
Oh no, I guess if you could say you're at Anger Jin.
Oh, sorry, sorry, Luke Pingu goes on there.
Hello, I am Becky Measures, this is Anger Jin. You will know me best from I Am Checking in Duck.
And my last friend Ian Riches, you get a sticker for this one.
I know!
You got a fucking few radio stations as well.
Yeah, I've got a sticker for this one.
I've got a sticker for this one.
It's one fucking of the fucking dentists.
Hello there, I'm your Jane.
You're listening to Ian Riches' radio code.
This is I'm your Jane.
You're listening to Ian Riches' radio show,
How Lucky Are You?
Oh, and I'll give you your sticker.
Oh, fucking pussy.
Can I take a photo of you with us?
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for being there.
No worries.
You're a true star.
Good luck first, Ocarina.
Thank you very much, mate.
Who's going to win?
Hopefully.
One last photo.
My friend runs South Ocarina all year round.
We've got over 367 servers.
Could I add you to the list of those?
It could be the weirdest movie I've ever seen.
You'd be surprised.
Thank you very much.
No worries mate.
No worries, thank you very much mate.
I'm sending him by shoveling it in.
Yeah, go for it, yeah.
That's fucking DBI.
I can't sign that.
Hey you blockers, do you hear? Listen, it's the only piece of shit that I've got.
Come on!
You sure it's on your deck?
Well, sign the shirt!
I'm only on me wall!
I've got, mate, I've come here to Sport Royal Oak and they're beating my car, so I've got...
I'm out of the Royal Oak funfuckin' shit!
I've got to listen to why you're taking that, it's like you're taking a fucking city shit home!
Hey, look, look, I'm gonna put all Royal Oak's names on it and fuck them and I've said it.
Oh, pointless thing, you should've got a Royal Oak one.
No, I didn't want Royal Oak though, didn't want Royal Oak, didn't I?
Come on, come on!
It's a typical Leeds fan here.
Sign the shirt!
Sign the shirt!
It's not signing it!
I'm not gonna sign it off, I'm not signing it!
No problem mate.
And then sign that.
Nope.
Don't you give...
Bracknell signed it!
I'll sign the back.
Wait there, I'll walk it there then.
Where do you want it, sorry?
Right there.
Perfect, no worries.
Yeah, no worries.
You absolutely...
I love that.
Thank you, Jimmy.
No worries mate.
Yeah, go for it mate.
You might as well.
I've been waiting all day for this.
I've been scaring for this.
You think Q&A me?
The whole fucking game.
I am Q&A, Jion.
That's just what you want to be, team.
Come on, get yourself on your feet.
You'll have to turn it back around.
I know!
Thank you very much.
Legend.
Do you want to sign that?
Anything, sir?
Thank you, best of luck.
Safety and you back to you.
See you in a bit, mate.
I've come all the way from Sheffield, mate.
You've got a rich Sheffield.
Cruised, innit?
Down one road.
Oh good, hold on!
Can you say happy birthday to me from Bethesda?
Yes, I hold this shit. 16.
Yes Bethesda, happy birthday to you.
Yes, nice to meet you mate, yeah?
This one's good.
Oh, they're all in the play-to-take-ups.
Oh, you're a bandana.
No worries, yeah?
No worries.
Commiserations are on the stretcher.
Can I have the photo of you in front of Sheffield sign?
No worries mate.
Go on mate.
He's alright, he's good man.
Yeah, live now mate.
Tell me what's the main dream for Sheffield in, will you?
Do you want to sit and share that?
Yeah, that'll be a good idea.
Also, who the f**k is she?
He's right to be f**king quadruple XL.
Hey, just baggy, mate.
Man of Manila, Liverpool.
You like that, don't you?
Let's have a look here.
Photo.
Don't have to do this.
There we go.
No, that way.
Take it, Phil.
Come on, cheers.
Right, where are we standing?
We're just waiting.
Oh, yeah, let's get a badge in here.
There you go.
How's it?
You want that there?
Got it.
Hold on.
Looks tiny.
Looks first.
I'll leave it.
All right.
So I'll do it 42.
Yeah.
So I said, after this season,
I don't know how long we've got it.
oldest club, and then second oldest club's here and on.
That's the second, it's all the time.
I've talked about it in some way.
Oh, wow, fucking it.
You're getting a nice thing, you're sort of a liar, aren't you?
Working on it, yeah.
I'm gonna meet, do you work with him, that stupid upload?
Yeah, he's my guy from...
I'm gonna meet him next week,
because we've got a few things,
bits to talk about with him, and then...
a few other bits, we're gonna do like a footy festival
and a few other bits.
OK, yeah, I'll set that up, I know.
I will upload, definitely.
I'm gonna play, I'm gonna do that.
All right.
Did you only say that, just that, so...
Yeah, three minutes.
I'm coming to the aftershock
Yeah, I'm coming to the aftershock
Yeah, go for it, yeah
Right, I was in the community car
Thank you very much.
Oh my god, you're beautiful man, finish him!
Thank you guys, appreciate it.
Cheers, mate. Have a good one.
Yeah, we're back on, we're back on, see?
80 of my came out as well.
And Easter boys, take it easy, love you lots.
We need to get him back.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Can you get him?
Yeah, no.
We need to get him.
We need to get him.
We need to get him.
We need to get him.
I need to go make the right turn.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Right, come over here please. I'll be back in one minute.
I've not been here before.
Oh, so that's how good it is.
How do you like it?
Thank you for coming, chat. I'm out of the line.
Thank you.
Russ, you're fucking onto it. I like that, chat. You switched on.
Right, chat. I am going to call it that.
You guys are fucking unreal Steve. I've always been fucking incredible today. He's made that so much fucking easier
WC in the chat will fucking be seen a bit more. I can but chat honestly. Thank you so fucking much
I appreciate you all five of the sub to bits again if I've missed him. I'm so sorry, but obviously we've been higher
I'll end so I appreciate you all so much. Honestly. Thank you very much
It is currently at five o'clock, so I'm not sure what time I'm gonna get back
But if I am I will be back if I'm back not too late on the point for a couple of hours when I'm home
But I'll say I say is probably 60 40 not just depending on the what time we get back
So yeah, I'll put I'll put I'm an Instagram anything but chat. Thank you very much
I love every single fucking one of his and this is gonna be really awkward actually can to end the stream
I've got to get my phone
Fucking brilliant, right chat. I will see you all very later
Yes, been Friday, and he asked for a fucking radio station on my left hand side
No worries, no worries, no worries. You're getting fucking invoiced. That fucking pingu,
by the way, he's been on BBC Dabba, I'm just fucking showing it out. Right, chat, thank
you so fucking much, I appreciate you all, I will see you all in a bit, we're very unlucky
today but it is what it fucking is, isn't it? You can't win them all. I will see
you all later if not bally tomorrow we have got n5 it'll be a fucking big game
that we have to win I'm gonna help community versus vision first game as
well so wish me luck I will see you all there or a voire
I refuse to drink again. I can't keep doing this. I can't keep doing this. It can't go
one like this. It cams. It's five o'clock somewhere chat. Do you know what I mean?
When we were five nil down boys, he took off Greenwood. He brought on Diego Della.
You can't make this up. You can't make this up.
He took off. Took off.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Chaz, if you can hear me, sort it the fuck out, you fat cunt.
You don't play like that you're not slow to put around the box I do actually I actually do I do I do I do I do I do a lot a lot
Oh, Tavis.
Me, no features, me, me by the days
When you wake up the time, you're what you're looking for
Let me try
So I reckon you, I reckon, I reckon, no
Hold on, get a cool picture
Yeah, I don't want to swim, gun
Got on mate, nice one
Thank you, mate
Oh, you're not empty in there.
Oh, oh, shoot.
Nice, Chaz, well done, mate.
Cheers, lad, thank you.
They're just pushing the car back to where it was, haven't you?
Oh, thank you.
You took the best, mate.
You were never fit in that.
Look, look, look, Chaz, he's going to get us in here.
He's going to go for that.
You've got to get off of him.
Oh, hang on, you're going to get him.
Chaz, you broke it, mate.
I didn't break it.
That's what he's trying to do.
Are you not going to get in there?
I'm going to get it.
You're going to get it.
Well done, man.
Are you not going to get him?
He's just been in it.
Do you need him arrested?
Yeah, but I was just following him.
Do you need him arrested?
Thank you, mate. He's been another.
There's vandalism in it.
Everybody, thank you so much and it isn't stopping 100,000 subscribers.
Oh my God.
100,000 subscribers!
He says J.S. on the crops.
Right, he's cropped. I had a turn.
There you go.
What did he say? I've said it, but I've been genuine.
I think that's it.
Some salt! I'm sick!
Stupid, excuse and me, some stupid sarcastic-
I
Finished. Finished.
Hang on a minute.
What's the picture?
I ruined you.
Chill the fuck out.
So, sister, sister, yeah.
Oh Manchester, no chance, no chance, Cod.
Not a fucking chance, no.
Oh my God, oh my...
No.
Oh my god. No. No. Oh my god. Oh my god. You don't need conversation with me when your
toes down the back of your throat this morning, did you? Mate. No, I can't. I can't. I can't.
Come here. Come here please. You're on a booking for fucking time wasting. What the
fuck is the point what is the fucking point anymore what is the fucking point
this morning oh no it's kind of speech doesn't stimulate your brain I
stimulate somewhere else though do they do you know I mean that's stimulating
enough thank you get the word for sign out for some reason
stimulating some places fuck you know what a lot of shit look you okay man it's
It's not a rat, it's not a rat, it's not a rat, it's a bookin', it's a bookin', but, ahhh.
He's fuckin' shit.
Fresh trim cha, what you sayin'?
Yo, wagwombie, like, a man's over here checking you out still,
and like, you're sayin' a man's head bare wet, you know?
Like you had lengthen stilogy in it, like come on, do what you did years ago, bruv.
What a pet.
Thank you.
Pull it over!
Pardon?
Puddin'?
Maybe you're not allowed to pet like that.
Right, okay.
How can I side up?
What does that mean?
I've been banned.
I've been fucking banned again, man.
And I don't know what I can hear, but if I get changed by someone, yeah, fuck off, I'm
going bad.
3, 6, 5. Oh shit! There's no way! It actually might be true because that would be a perfect
video to announce on. Oh my god! My best mate's gonna be a dad and if not, I've been fucking
You click baited to fuck.
Oh my god, oh my god.
It's fixed over there, me on the roof.
As soon as that room gets fixed, we can all, you guys can genuinely help design my bedroom.
I'll give you the freedom of choosing whatever you think should go in there.
Anything that you think will bang in there.
I generally don't mind.
whether it's a customized spike rug, what else could it be?
A customized... no, spikes not dead.
Why are we saying spikes dead?
Customized spike, like the McQueen in that room.
Focusing too much on European inventives too expensive.
I want to see how you...