angryginge13
🔥BALLER LEAGUE!!🔥MATCHDAY 4!!🔥VS ARSENAL N5!🔥EASTER MONDAY!🔥GAMING!🔥KING!🔥
04-06-2026 · 5h 09m
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Hello? Hello, Chuck? Can you hear me? We should be on. Are we on? Yes, we're on, we're
on. We're on! Yes! Hello, hello, hello! Right, Chuck, it's all a bit weird this week. We've
We've got Fingion. Press the point straight away, come on up on the ball.
Put it in the net, put it in the net.
Can't stop the ball.
Oh my God. That is utter f**k.
Come on up on the ball! Oh my God!
Come on! Come on!
Turn down the audio, there you go, there you go, turn it down, turn it down, mic up, right,
come on, welcome in chat, welcome in, we're joining in rushed, we're joining in rushed,
we're joining in chat, oh my god he nearly fucked it, I don't know how to make out about
it, I fucking lose it if he'd have lost that, come on, come on chat, hello there,
we're live, we're live, saw you yesterday, love that Amelia, come on, right, community
missed straight away for fuck's sake man.
Vagan's back, Vagan is back, of course he scores.
Next up De Patrio, he's done too much, no he's not going to go keepers this year.
Come on, all I wanted is for us to get to the final three or four, just so it looks
like we're in tension, just you know what I mean, just a little bit of intention,
That's all I want. Vision up next. We're back at the top. We're back at the front.
God save. Clutch up next. Alfie's on it. Brian won it last week. Oh no, Gold Devils
won it last week, didn't they? Oh, he's skied it. Come on and poke. Oh, he's SDS.
He's SDS. SDS. Finish. Good finish. Right, we're up next. Come on. Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh, yes, he's fucking unbelievable.
He's unbelievable, bro.
Come on in Poco, come on in Poco.
Come on, that's a finish, by the way.
He's in your head, in your head.
Poco I'll you pronounce that I can't I keep fucking his name. Oh
Bro, I'm not even joking. What the fuck's he doing? I've not got a door again this week. I've not got a door shut
I've not got a fucking door
Come on
He's up there vegan and the out
And polka is that your pronounce it?
It's case I take everything he's buying everything man. That's the difference. Oh too much. Oh my god
Goalkeepers next to me window. Yes shit, mate
Look he's fucking you know, okay
He missed. Oh my god
Right sgs
All keepers don't know that he's a very well that the keeper
come on come on can't see I can't see
he's coming over I'm fucking filming
look at look at I am fucking filming
I'm fucking filming I am fucking filming
Put the ball in the fucking net!
Honestly, honestly, put the ball in the fucking net, man.
We'd have been in contention as well, about five people have missed there.
about five people have messed with a billion contention chat it's gonna be
fucking indial again in it
the United Play well consider I've just gone live no they've not made hey Jack
Joe and I'm on the sideline can you hear everything I say yes I can speak to
on. Yes Roy okay. Oh I remember my foot. Hey Roy are you going Wembley? That's fucking
unreal that's sick. That's unreal mate. Congratulations mate. Oh community's manager see what he's
saying. I'm going to go on the side again for community chat and help him. We're game
number three. Oh, I'm excited for this one. I'm joined by Xiaolarega, manager of the community.
Hello, hello, hello. It's a pleasure to have you back. Twice in two weeks. It's a, it is special.
I want to get to start off by saying that you have a lot of support from the other managers
here at Baller League, especially a certain angry jins. Could you explain how that came about?
Yeah, you know what? He's just a big supporter of the project. So from the moment that we
really joins the the fall of league and everything. Oh, we've got a special from the moment that
we joined the league to be fair. He's been supportive. Hello, mate. How are you? We've
also been joined by the shitties. There's no way black goleys back. I'm doing a sub from
right now on Twitch. And this is one of my sub goals to be a goalkeeper at Boiler League.
Oh my god
You are ready is there is there any chance that you would get on bitch and do a little side-to-side because we know you can play
Seeing how they strike the ball nothing go
a lot harder we'll be able to hang in this guarantee I know for free and I'm not to put a
damper on it but the vision needs that in special we need a win we need a win we need a win they
need to do something obviously two points from three games up against community obviously with
no points at the moment it's a must win for you both it is a must win it's a must win for
us I think the pressure is more than us and then they got nothing to lose we got everything
to prove so our day is very good thank you mate and I have a lot of respect for your
Oh yeah, it's just that, it's just this time, yeah.
You're going to be a force to reckon with.
But now, today, vision needs to do the business.
And can't give many confidence.
Jout, no Alex Bern tonight, your star player.
Top of the assist league with free assist.
It's going to be tough.
The big, big miss, I'm not going to lie.
Easter Monday brings with it a few absences.
We're missing as well, Rowe, Nani as well,
Callum Charlton, Jake Barnes.
But you know what, we're coming in strong.
We've made some new signings as well.
We were feeling confident as well ahead of tonight.
So, do you think we need a win?
Hey, guys, Gav, 27, mate, right in 5 minutes there.
On as well, brother.
Hopefully not, man.
You're visioning with another 50.
No doubt about it, guys.
Listen, you've got a huge game coming up.
I must win, as you said.
I'm not going to keep you too much.
You've got teams to look after.
Boys, it's been an absolute pleasure.
I'm going to leave you in the capable hands of our commentary team.
Are we missing anyone?
No, we've got a music game.
Thank you so much.
Sure, we're OK.
We're as well for five managers now.
Turn that down. There you go.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're okay, to be honest.
We've got the United.
Oh, Filipe, yeah, Filipe.
What I was gonna say now, remember, look,
I wonder what time Coxie's getting there.
Top is going full kit, he is indeed, he is indeed.
I wonder what time Coxie will probably be getting there quite soon.
Um, just have a look. Cox here.
There we go. Uh, yeah, we've got...
Okay, perfect. Yeah.
Yeah, Falevian Spencer out.
Primetime was on Poku, uh, look it.
And then we've got my starting line up
Got a huba in that butchered cats and polko Miller Rodney and bull stock one real mates
Hey J star J on the bro chill cheers. Oh, I'm gone
There we go, Cads on pens Cads is on pens. Don't worry Cads is on pens. Don't worry
Are you putting your mic on? Yeah, I'm gonna be on the side. I'm gonna have my mic on as well chat when I'm on the side
And then as soon as the game's finished I'm gonna jump back in and I watch the second game with yours
And then we're gonna go and what you call it. We're on game three United around on game three
Go help community. I'm going to I'm
Helping community. I don't want the attention
So let them go and do that bit and I'll go and stand on the sideline in a minute
Yeah, maybe pathos to be honest
But yeah pressure point was early today's it's already been done and yellow one it they're doing it a little bit different because it's Easter chat
They're doing it a little bit different because it's Easter
So, hopefully, Jack, if we fucking managed to take some points off vision there, it's
a fucking big EW and a fucking miracle.
I'll tell you that for something.
But I've spoken to them before the game.
I told them what they want.
I told them what they need to do.
It's up to the I'm having a fucking do it, but they've got no a they've got no a b
We what's up?
Who's we what I said
No, not no, no, no, not not your family
them you mean oh yeah yeah well yeah yeah them do but right chat I'm gonna go
and I'm gonna go and help him all right be back in a minute I'll see you saw
after the game chat there you go perfect
No Joshua Park that plays rocks with 60 no Rodel Gordon
They go
Scored a goal over the nose players in Bowery
Daniel Barry scored two goals in net seven that scored so far this season
They were really unfortunate not the one last last week's game
I think the saves that Wumbly Rangers made were immense
performance and finish off the
win today. That's the real dust.
Here we go.
We are on the way.
Designed easy, found it.
I want to see some seeds in one, Florian, because you're off the game.
That's what was the key part of the vision, except they just missed out on the top four in season one.
You can't forget that.
They're a big reason for that, but this man now is about to try and have a shot.
He fumbled off the ball.
He's the player I'm looking out for today.
In the absence of so many different guys, they need a talent today.
And I think he's shown on numerous occasions that he is capable of special, special moments at Barley Beach.
So, Florian, he's the one that, for me, needs to really hold himself accountable today.
I mean, we're just looking at the stats of the opportunity FC 19 goals. They've conceded it also decided about the fewest shots on target this season.
26 in total. I mean, they have to take more risks and they have to try and cause more problems here.
oh yeah
not my brother, not my brother
what's up bitches
so that was for the brilliant guy
oh my word
he's back isn't he
and we came just back again
it's one shot not enough for him
my shark is doing it last week
so he said he's still not thinking
SDS, no matter what they do kind of do
that is something
hopefully I have a bit more
sense of the news last week
I've got a wild card, Chow,
so he's got a 4-3 down into number 25.
Kandubu, Sorai.
Inbara coming in for a second week in a row
and 4-7-2 there again, features for a second week in a row as well.
We heard the boss, Jalorenko, saying,
well, we've made a few signings in the week.
This is the turning point. If you don't get...
I said this before, we've been kicked off the street.
That has to be a winner.
Yeah.
DT off the pass.
DT, four-wheeled out of seven last season.
You may remember and pile that.
Side to top the table going into the final four.
Maybe even Toby Brown.
Come on.
We can get Cap one of us on point.
He's on the side of the pitch, Toby Brown.
He's the manager of the vision.
He's been a full goalkeeper here.
He has my silver pool.
I'm here for that.
Oh, and he's the onside.
They call him for an offside flag there.
Right, he's so proficient here at TFC.
He's pulled out a shout.
There he is on the sidelines.
I think it's the full kit, the sub-full kit, the full kit kicks off.
I think you might have a cheap puzzle.
Here's a junk box that the guy has set to look out for.
There's some much more to be said.
There's wisdom in the fondle with the QTFT.
Oh my word, some of the full work on display.
But this is the big news now, man.
As community has all too easily learned.
Yeah, I said they've always started with the game challenges.
Mm-hmm.
They've just become a little bit disjointed at times.
The game changer last week, I just saw them making a little respectable.
Right, Alex Burnbag and your hat-trick and the fast-core maybe.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man!
Oh, that's tough.
I'm gonna have to quit up here.
I just want to see him come on the head side to get two, three, or four goals up.
for a minute left on the clock.
Brilliant.
Oh!
I know.
I'm on that one, people!
Well, if you don't show it.
That's why I tick it, you're not going to rattle.
Please tick it blue light.
Oh, listen, what?
Oh, my Lord.
So, take all people, keep kicking.
Not the nicest welcome out of the league.
He's been cropped in the deep end of times.
He had to pull out.
He's the man that says,
there's another one, and he's going to get all the rebounds.
And he's going to have six seconds.
And they'll need to meet you, Nick.
Meet you, Nick.
Ah!
They shoot on the score sheet.
It's a different goal scorer.
I think you have to really feel for Serge Fay here because he's been let down here.
He's been massively let down.
We're just talking about how difficult it's been for him and Baldy, but I'm not really
sure it's all that much he's doing.
You look at the defending, or rather optional defending, the lack of defending, you need
to give it full help.
You have to be more alert in situations like that man, seriously.
And this isn't to dig anybody out, but you've got to take more responsibility
in situations like that.
than him. Standing tall. Unbelievable to be near him. Wow. Just by himself the artist
spears unbelievable strength even better said.
He's four for the rankings. The saves made at the moment, so I've come into that.
There were 24 saves. Maybe two goalkeepers or three goalkeepers that have made more saves.
But in any grader of every five, that's Petman, of course.
I'm back ready. I'll be happy to worry if you are right back and better than ever.
Any, any side of 1v1 and you know it's a long day for the opposition.
Oh, Britain, look at this. Who's above their comfort? It isn't the Azure TG.
today. For four goals and three sets of three games.
I'll get all those through it. At the moment, oh my god.
Leah, that ball just nearly set you out.
That was good, wasn't it?
Rubric Covertry, here.
That was it, a ball of league birds.
Hit the team so fast that I didn't even notice it, man.
Maybe they're off to enjoy the thing.
Hand them.
No comment.
I'm not sure if you can see it well or not.
There's a blank back there.
It would be a first, wouldn't it?
I'm gonna see you by then.
Analyst, the commentator, it's a...
What's available?
Alex Burns got number 10.
I'm gonna pull.
I'm just gonna put it aside.
I got a quarter, sorry, fall.
Get in the bubble.
Three quarters.
What joke, you by the way?
Just stop by the camera this second.
tight tight work it work it relax relax relax there we go Paul Paul Paul if
It's Vass on, it's Vass on, go!
That's not Vass the first goal, well done.
What's his name?
Mola.
Yeah, you all, Paul, have to stay back.
You all, Paul, yeah?
Can't have Wala on his own.
Yeah, well done.
Touch, what are you?
Yes!
APPLAUSE
It's not a great tackle.
Well done.
Go Wallacham for it.
Switch. Nice. Time.
Poor middle.
Let him do a search.
APPLAUSE
Fucking hell, Fire.
Search! Search!
Search!
Search!
Search, it's up! Search!
Go again!
Let's go!
Fucking hell, you fuck! You can't write this.
Shot, shot. Corner, shot. Get a corner. Get a corner.
You're not one of them to spin you out.
Search!
Same again!
Go again!
Got to win it! Joyce! Joyce!
Do not switch off!
Waller, let's go!
Someone's just in half there, man!
That's right, that's right.
That's right. Hey! Do not switch off!
Play! Play!
Waller jumping. Someone drop me up.
Muller higher, ask for it.
Waller now, yeah, nice.
Nice, now go up, Waller go up.
Nice, stay there.
there, shout for him. Serge! Paul! Paul! Serge! No, step in. Look for Paul. Paul!
Nice. Shot, shot, shot.
Halftime, yeah?
Nice par, good work, good work!
Look.
1, 2, 3, change on.
Nice, well done.
Dropping a little bit more.
Let's go, same again.
What's his name, 82?
Toe up. Toe up. Toe up, hold it! Toe up, hold it!
Toe up, go! Go!
Nice.
He's off, he's off. Well done, well done. Relax. Relax, relax, no!
Moa! Moa! Moa! Keep the ball!
Moa! Oh, my fucking god.
Three, two, one.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Mola! Mola!
There's 10 seconds to the game, Tray.
Just keep the ball.
Free play.
Defensive. Defensive free play.
Defensive free play.
Look at him.
Look at him now.
Boys, boys, he's playing fucking quality.
Defensive free play. Goalkeeper, three defenders, OK?
It's easy with the ball back. They're not going to have a goalkeeper.
Don't just rush to shoot, make sure you get a good fucking shot off.
Remember what I said? Hit the target.
Defend for your fucking life for three minutes.
Move up!
Keep doing what you're doing.
Who's the free attackers?
When you're wet, you don't want to be any wider than the box.
When you receive it, touch bang, nothing over complicated.
Leave it, let it go, Waller.
Waller, let it go.
Oh it's here. There you go. Let's go. Use three, stay here, get ready. Well done, good
defending, well done. There you go, well done.
Oh, I'm still on, I'm still on site!
Get in there, man.
Recycle, recycle.
Play it.
Play it.
Set map.
Don't mind it.
Second ball.
Oh, it's going down, you've got to go down.
Defense, defense, defense!
Got to go down. Well done.
Fucking go down.
You've got a pen!
Hey, also...
Yeah, you've got a pen then.
Molly dropped off two thoughts. No chance. Great save.
Relax, relax.
What did I say? Hit the target. Just hit the target.
Defend again! Defend again!
Joyce! More! Defend again!
Oh, I said don't rush.
I said don't rush. I know.
I said it at a target.
Over to him.
So, far, that's all right.
Remember, don't stand too wide. Yeah, don't stand too wide.
I'm looking at, hey, when it's like, I know I know it's a look at, right, but when it's
like that, just pass back, and then he's got all the, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah.
Don't, don't rush them, because they're going to eat bowls, you don't rush them.
Play it now.
Shot.
Defend, defend.
Look at it.
It goes.
Let's go, let's go.
You don't wanna rotate your attack.
OK, OK. OK, great ball.
Keep it out of his box, keep it out of his box!
Get back, Waller! Waller on the ball!
I'll set it again, I'll set it again.
Not where I felt, no, not where I felt.
I don't think I'd go there. He has to. He has to. It's all right, make a full-fledged
score there. Recycle. Release it.
Come on! Come on!
Keep him!
Fine.
Defense!
Come on!
I'm looking up.
Keep going.
Great player.
No foul, no foul.
Come in.
Five, four, three...
Got to pause the clock, got to pause the clock.
Pass the goal.
Press!
He's got... Press!
There's five seconds where they've not got a goalkeeper.
There's no speech in the player.
No way they're carrying on.
They're coming straight from there.
What's the point of that then?
What is that?
Yes, it's four seconds where they've not got a goalkeeper. Why is it carried on?
I think it's a good thing.
We have to go with it.
Is it a guaranteed goal?
It's an open goal with four seconds.
I'm actually resetting them from any way they want to.
OK, OK, OK.
Boys, fucking great.
Fantastic hair, all right?
You see one shit going from a goalkeeper,
if you see one way you didn't have their own goal, right?
You scored two fucking quality goals.
Keep it going, keep it going.
Stay in the game, the last three minutes
they come down to that game changer,
that's what's going to decide this game.
Paul, if you keep making them runs, find Paul every time, OK?
If you can't get the shot off, we're fit back post.
You have to make sure you're at the back post every time.
If you look at the game changer there, you've got two tapings if you're there.
Yeah, back post, every single time you will have tapings, right?
But first half, fantastic first half, boys.
More inside.
Absolutely not.
there you go, no worries, have you got a pen?
hold it tight mate, thank you
do you have a photo as well?
yeah, no worries mate
There you go, mate. No worries.
There you go, mate. No worries, mate.
Thank you, mate. Thank you.
What, over the weekend?
You lose sometimes, don't you?
Can't win them off.
It's all right. As long as you win the league, it's all that matters.
Have you got a pen?
I'm going to sign it then.
Find a sharpie and then tell me, yeah?
Block him, block him, block him.
I might show up, by the way.
There was a reset for him, so we should have smoked it.
If it was a different football, we would have to beat him.
Tell him to shut the fuck up, then, because he makes it all kids' use of it.
The guy who's shouting, he's off every single week.
I'll tell you something, they should take the points on this game, chap.
Really close.
Six, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
Definitely take a point. Go on, press.
Shit! Don't be stupid!
No. Nice. Go on, Joyce.
As-a-ball.
Nice, get that ball, get that ball. Nice, beautiful, drop in.
Ah, ball. Pull wide, pull wide. Joyce, Joyce, tuck in, Muller.
There we go, look at Muller. Joyce, shout, vocal.
Nice shot, and look here, and look here, same again, same again!
How the fuck is a goalkeeper's got a tree by the way? That first one, fuck yeah.
Well, I go too late.
Great ball.
Get a turn, brother.
Got the United Ultras over there.
I've got the scarf so I've got to go off our game, so I can't wait.
I can't be factual, football champs are having their shit music.
Don't switch off, don't switch off.
Help him out, help him out, there you go.
Play it. Yeah, nice. Play it.
Ooh.
I'm off.
No, I can't. On the floor.
Drop in middle now.
Drop in middle. Whoa, higher.
Nice.
Shirts. Left shirts.
Go back, go back.
Point, point.
Waller, Waller, you didn't shout, though.
Great ball. Great ball. Love it, Paul.
I'll tell you what, the goalkeeper at the start of the year,
compared to him, they've got miles, miles better shot.
Nice, Paul.
Nice.
Come on.
Afters! Afters!
Hey, foul, foul, challenge, challenge, challenge, challenge, challenge.
Afters, foul.
Afters, foul.
Yeah, that's a foul, it's a foul.
It's a foul. No, it's a foul.
If it's not a foul, it has to be a corner, doesn't it?
Yeah, if it's not a foul, it's a corner.
If it's not a corner, it's a foul.
So it's one of the other...
..at the end of it, yeah?
Ooh, that's bad!
That's bad.
Come on! Come on, be okay!
If that's a foul he's got to go for two minutes, show this. That's a blatant opportunity.
And last man.
It depends, if it's a free kick you probably won't last for it.
Depend on how they set the wall up.
I know, it's a sliding part.
Don't get any of it.
Hey, that's got to be two minutes.
What are you teaching your players, Toby?
Make the most of this now!
You want...
Stop with each other! Clean it up!
Have you not got that footer?
Left.
Joyce!
Swear it, you have to swear it.
He's got no left footed. Fucking hell.
He's made a nice fucking obvious. This is what I mean when I say he did wrestling. That was obvious.
Make it count, make it count, there a man down!
Pressing, step, step, pressing, press, press, press, and again, press, press.
Hey, stay high, stay high!
Go, go! Go!
You've got a minute of this, come on!
Keep it in.
He's fucking still on the 6th hardline!
Stay high. Stay there. Stay there. Stay there.
Stay! Paul! Paul!
Paul! Closer. Paul Tider!
Oh, great save, got to be a partner like that though now, keep going, keep going, pull,
pull, get up, get, tuck in, tuck in, tuck in, keep it moving, keep it moving, pass
It's a move.
Oh, I hit the post.
No, it's probably quicker.
Pass and go, pass and go.
Get in the box, back post.
Right, they've got the bats to five outfield.
Same again, same again!
Engage! Engage!
Stay with us. Stay with us.
Mola, Mola, Mola.
Mola, Mola's, Mola's dived in.
Why is Muller dived in? He's just left the whole fucking back line open.
Can I?
Muller!
Muller?
He what?
Muller?
What's wrong?
More, more. You've dived in and then left that gap there. You've got to stay in that line.
Stay. More, smart.
Meet it, meet it. Work it, work it.
Breath
No, that's it look nice swap swap drop more
Lies you're not being trapped
save
Nice play it nice time Joyce go back relax relax
Paul Paul
Looks a ball looks a ball
CHEERING
Joyce! Joyce! Joyce! Joyce dropped! Joyce dropped!
We're going to be in the penalty area. We've got two corners.
Corner. What did I say? Penalty.
Got to save it again.
He's going to swap in entertaining games.
He's going to swap us on the back.
He saves it again.
Sweet John, Sweet John!
Waller, Waller!
Make sure Moor and Paul stay back.
Bounce it. Now release it. Get it up.
Nice.
Hey, Serge!
Tiffle drop, Tiffle drop! You all right?
What if I just serve?
Paul!
Paul! Paul! Defending, get it back!
Run. There's nothing. Drop, drop, drop, drop.
Paul! Moe!
No foul, get a hook.
Release, pass and go. Shot if you want.
Shot if you want, no, no, don't mind it, don't mind it, relax.
It has to be on the floor, it has to be on the floor, relax.
Work it, work it, work it, work it, no more.
No chance, no chance.
Balance it, drive.
What I said, back post. Back post. Has to get it, has to get it.
What's he, what's 82's name again?
Oh yeah, relax.
Toa! Surge!
Come on on, come on on.
That's hard, that's...
Relax, relax, hold it, relax.
Relax, relax, relax.
Wait there, wait there, just wait there.
Probably Paul.
Unless he makes that run.
Yeah.
Don't mind, drop, drop!
Muller, Muller!
Waller wants to come off, Waller wants to come off.
Joyce.
Waller, Waller!
Waller, Waller, let's go!
..and what for, I mean, they do most of the time.
Corner, well done. Joyce! Joyce!
Joyce, one more corner, Penalty.
..and come up on top of the jump, and you have two minutes to play.
Four games, take care.
Joyce, engage, engage. Forcing keeper, forcing keeper.
Unlock it, body in the way.
Nice, great tackle.
APPLAUSE
Four corners, two minutes.
How's that two minutes?
Challenge, challenge, challenge.
Worth a challenge.
No, he's not. Unless it's like a ridiculously high challenge.
Unless it's a ridiculous challenge, he has to stay on us.
I've never seen a two-minute in that sort of area of the pitch.
That's not a lot, no, it's a clash of the knees.
Two minutes for a clash of the knees.
How's that a two-minute challenge?
So basically, because he's gone in and he's not going to go in the board, he's not going to be taking my knee.
Yeah, but he's knee on knee. He's not going to knee hard.
Do you agree? Do you agree?
No, you've got it back because you won the previous one.
Yeah, but how can you team in for a knee on knee?
If that's your opinion, he's run into each other. That never gets to me. So why, what's the difference?
Because he's made no consideration for the board. Has he made any considerations for that board?
Well, yeah, he's gone for the ball.
OK, er, that's good, that's right.
I understand what you're saying, but it's neon.
He's got no consideration to go for the ball.
Paul, Paul, stay back! Paul, Paul!
Paul, stay, stay.
More, Paul, you need to lock in it.
Keep the ball, keep the ball.
Draw the foul.
Oh!
Nice.
Keep the ball!
Hey, lock in, lock in!
Joyce, stay there.
Who's a fucking unreal runner with an engine?
You have to go up front.
No, no, who's potentially on the bench?
Well, on the bench right now, it's George Ainochino.
OK, you need him to just keep on running
and press every single time, he's a free one at the minute.
You need a runner up from any fucking,
he might be knocked up.
Communicator, keep the ball.
You've got a lot of running to do.
You've got a lot of running to do.
Why is he free?
Nice, keep the ball, keep the ball, keep the ball,
keep the ball, go back, keep the ball.
Keep the ball. Relax.
Nope. Surge. No.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
In the back, in the back, in the back.
You've gone to blow. You've gone to blow.
Joy's back, Joy's back.
More back. Yeah.
More engage. More engage.
Hold, hold. Surge. Hold.
Is he taking the pass?
Hey, rest.
Yes, rest.
Yes.
But when he's cut off, we have possession.
Yeah, but he's going to this.
OK.
Hey!
Leave it, leave it.
Oh, he's got three minutes!
He's got three minutes!
Come on, come on, come on.
Fair play.
Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
Listen, listen. Listen.
We've got players not seen me.
Yeah, right. See, you can have one more on.
He can't come on yet. Back to six.
Do not give a foul away.
Keep playing half-football, no fouls.
Keep playing half-football, no fouls.
Serge, Serge.
Hey, listen, you've got a decision to make now.
You threw the strongest in the back.
You want to see out the game and make sure he stays looking tight in that court.
Stay back.
If he's on, go.
If he's not on, stay.
Well, you're on.
Go on, play in part.
One, two, three, two, one, two.
Waller, Waller, Waller.
Fucking drop it.
Waller, man, they're behind you.
Engage, engage.
Waller! Waller! Waller! Fucking drop it! Waller, man there, behind you!
Engage! Engage!
Do not give a foul away. Do not give a foul away.
I'm going to minute. We should have two corners.
No, no, no, we should be on two because the keeper saved it before and tipped it white.
We should be on two.
Wall out to it.
Get Waller off in a minute just for a runner. Just for a runner.
No foul, no foul! Back in! Wall higher! Play, play. Relax. Relax.
What's 82 far again? 82? 12, 12. No, they've not given us, it's fine.
12, go, 12. What'll we go if the 12's not? No, put it back in, put it back in, put it
back in. Go on, Mola. Nice. No foul, no foul. Come on, get back.
No foul, love it.
Paul, Paul, engage, engage, Paul!
Sub-block, no foul, no foul, nice.
Send it up.
Oh, yeah, back, back!
Love it, there we go, Paul.
Hold it.
That's a push in the back, if I've ever seen one.
So who won?
Keep it.
Nice.
He's given corner.
Fuck, he trips all night.
one
one
I
know
they
20 seconds, see it out, see it out, see it out.
On the floor!
Panota, Panota, Panota, Panota,
It's a penalty.
Hey! It's a fucking pen!
It's a pen!
We've got two. It's a pen.
It's a pen.
All right, we won the bar, I think, mate.
Come on!
And then, and up, and up.
say what did I say? What did I say? What did I say? What did I say? Hey? What did I
Let's go!
Community with that win!
Community with that win!
Fantastic game!
That one now!
The ginger facts!
By the way, we definitely should have had one more penalty shouldn't we?
We definitely should have had one more penalty.
I'm right at that, yeah, no, I don't mind, anyway.
Suze, go on, you fucking mad bitch!
Go on, Suze, you're in the 25!
Thank you very much, Suze, I appreciate that a lot.
Fucking unbelievable, unbelievable, thank you very much, Suze.
I appreciate the 25, fucking unbelievable.
Fucking go on!
I'm not managing their team, I'm helping them.
You challenge the free kick.
Ohhhh!
So the co- okay, great point, yes, I forgot about that, yeah, okay, you're right, you're right.
Hey, serve saving them two penalties.
Fucking fantastic chat.
Unbelievable.
And then chat fucking hell, how the hell is Skelos Mali here?
Skelos Mali is currently in the middle of the pitch.
Scouts Mali is currently in the middle of the pitch. He's gonna be interviewed in the middle of the pitch
Okay, that is mental that is fucking mental
How the fuck is he nice to get this kid they dived on their pen now? I thought there's was a pedicat like I thought there was a pen
Do the scouts just do it best
Oh he actually dived, that is mental. I thought it was a pen, you know chap.
That's unreal, oh wow, I didn't know that.
Sorry, no, that's actually mad. No way did he dive, I thought it was a pen from my angle, it looked like a definite pen, you know chap.
That's actually mental. Fair play, you know, fair fucking play.
Right, where is, there we go.
There we go.
Surge lost his head at half-time.
Yeah, he's happened in football, I've done it.
I mean, it happens.
Here's what it is.
You crack on, you move on.
Evan, 5-15, mate.
Go on.
Thank you very much.
You told me you're crashing out.
What's he crashing out of?
Chat, by the way, do you know what the start of the season, when we drew to vision,
what did I say?
What did I say when we drew to vision?
The bell finished 20 minutes.
when we drew to vision what did I say what did I say when we drew to vision
they'll finish 12 I did dinner I did I said that
Toby Schreem I can't chat I mean I might be able to hang on hang on a minute
Oh
That's not gonna minute chat
One minute chat
Right, this is told I'm gone
Oh
He's fucking what he took his mic off chat
No, yeah, please so we took his mic off he said his camera man out
I've just been there for a stream now, my game, stream, fuck, thank you. Fuck me, man,
they want me here there and everywhere. Toby's kicking off, I'm fucking gathered. I'm fucking
gathered. Right, give me about two minutes, shout, we're back in two minutes. I'll be
Back for the STS game. Give me two minutes, yeah? Two minutes, yeah?
It seems to be in the top four.
They always find the way of finding a big moment in the season.
I mean, look, a word as well, because I, Sterling,
mineups scored until last week.
He's an MVP in previous seasons.
Are they going to be back to Goldsport and Ways tonight?
We'll have to find out.
They take on Clutton, Jephseed,
that have gone on the top gold score.
It's in the lead in Alfie Mount.
Fugie can also forget that, primarily,
a previous pressure point winner could be causing Mayhem
for them tonight.
Let's go and bring the teams up right now
for our second game of the night.
The last two last weeks at Prime.
There's the S.
Quietly going about their business.
7-3 win against Community Last.
Winning 2-1 win against M5
on Matchday 2.
And they've been the champions in a rematch
of the final on Matchday 1.
Three goals for two.
They may have already scored.
Five goals after the opening two games.
Let's see what can change tonight.
Can we get it? Leading the club side out.
This is the side of the use of that. It features two wildcards.
What's the remedy for it?
Seriously, there'll be P's and there'll be five.
It features tonight alongside Jacob Mence
for a second week in a row.
Out-of-out use on goal-storing form and pride league.
But, as Nick mentioned, no Josh Grassoke, no Rich, no Bran Kessie, any awesome or Kia Dixon, partly because there have been a lot of non-link football today, 3PM kick-offs, which you all speak about.
We've started playing, we've actually made the German crowd matches earlier today to play their games here tonight, one of those plays, plus feature on the opposite side for SDS.
OK, thank you mate, thank you, sweet chat.
Well, I want to go and speak to what do you call us?
I want to go and speak to the community, because obviously at the end of the game what happens is
the two teams have played, share a change of room to get changed.
Let's just say it just needed a minute.
So rightly so to be honest rightly so I know Toby streams but I've not gone off
he's just changed the scene I know I know right next up chat we've got SDS
versus clutch I actually think by the way odd I'm gonna be honest I think
clutch might give a job here because clutch haven't been played they've not
played that bad they got very lucky with a goalkeeper got sent off in the
first game. STS have won games but they've not played amazing to their
standards. Do you know what I mean? So, Haley! Go on Haley you mad bitch! Thank you
very much Haley. I appreciate that a lot. Thank you very very much mate. Five
out of ten love, I appreciate that. Listen, if Brian Lee and Alfie Cook it
It could be very interesting, honestly it might be, we're off chat, STS kicked off, let me
get the game up so I can see it properly.
There we go, right.
Do you want to win this game chat?
I could probably guess, but oh shit, I need to go get changed.
I'll get changed near the end of this one, I'll get changed near the end of this
one.
Clutch, some of you have STS.
I will say as Jesse's goalkeeper distro's quality
Basically as long as clutch can stay in the game get I think by the way game changes
I think clutch have probably got the the edge chat when it comes to game changes a level 9 hype train
Hey, thank you so much chat. I appreciate you all my favorite subs the bits the gift of the donors man
I appreciate you's man fucking legends. Thank you so much
I'll draw and be nice. Yeah, but then you're gonna get fucking you're gonna get them all
good save. You're gonna get them going. Yeah, we're unbeaten. We're unbeaten. So, I mean,
Alfie's great. Alfie's really good. Did he save that? Oh, he might have skimmed his finger,
I'm not sure. Hey, that guy up front there for clutch number 13, what's his name? Because
But I keep getting him and the sniper mixed up, because they're both very similar players.
What's his name, chat?
Ross.
It's not fucking Ross.
Oh, it is Ross.
Oh.
Yeah, if clutch you're on it, it could generally be, what do you call it?
could be very interesting. Surge has played unreal there, he's played really really fucking good.
Clutch just needs to not give anything stupid away and keep the 1-2 touch. I will say by the
way that was community without AB, one of the best players. I thought community really played
well there, played really really well. I honestly did. That's a foul, that's a foul.
The one to touch 82 was brilliant and I asked for his name about five times. I still can't remember it
I'm shit with names
The keeper was really good how a by the way, how I say unlucky
Is it is it unlucky or is it shit that the goal that?
Sluke told for everyone what dragon is that is that really shit goalkeeping is it unlucky record?
Now we've not played yet shit
I think it's a mix of both. I think it's fortunate and lucky it's not at the roof because it
went that high, generally there's lucky it's not one that went that high right and then
really bad from Serge but he redeemed himself massively, massively because of the cheap
He saves.
We're on next. United are on next.
Who's on after us?
I... Prime, isn't it?
Prime FC.
Ooh. We're the far corner chat.
We've got the far corner.
Oh, probably I don't know.
We've got the far right from where I'm sat now.
You okay Lee mate? Yeah it's it's bribed FCs right crime FC all the rest. You know the score
I drove it today chap four and a half hour drive. I can't lie it's pretty sick
There's a nice drive. Good football, square it. I've hit the point he shouldn't have given up
should have squared it. By yourself or mate no no I had Satnav, Kami and Knight from
and they wanted to come and then Cal's there as well got a square at the money
but also Alfie shouldn't give up and he would have had a tap in
oh oh that's the difference you know that's the difference that's the
difference between a good team and a bad team. One take of chances. Clutch had just
had a chance up there. I didn't take it nearly conceded.
It's all good in the next boot, I don't think it is.
Can you get a ball next week? Next week? What day is that?
Yeah, it should be next week, yeah.
It's the week of the sidemen match next week, I think.
Oh my God, it fucking might be.
Oh my God, I think it is. I fucking think it is.
Oh.
it is in it oh my fuck oh my mum's message me what she said
we're not got are the ultras there yeah the ultras are filling it up we've got
people this guy's something I think we've got about 50 people the guy
organized said Eunice so hope for that's all good didn't you say vision would be
yeah I did I did Leon no worries Leon mate I'm up to Logan gun the boy for
the three months mate welcome in brother welcome back in man what's got
chat tomorrow I don't think I'll be live tomorrow and I'm gone I'm gonna
try if I am live tomorrow there's gonna be for only a couple of hours because I
got a ship oh I'm gonna know I might be live at night actually oh I'll do me best
I'll do me best but Wednesdays are that definitely a write-off because we're
filming for Bob and Bov's a little as a fall and Bov's alone so yeah went in
tomorrow we're doing some analysis and then also depends what time we finish and stuff like that.
Oh that's some luck here.
STS booth coming off.
The counter attack by the way on clutch is on for every time he gets you oh Brian no not
from there he's got away without. By the way oh my god you have to score it have to
score that he's gone for the side foot rather than the volley you have to score that
he had so much time. SDS on the back foot there. I said clutch might win this. I see
something in clutch, you know. When they're chemistry and they start ticking, I said they're
in for top four shout by the way. I don't know, let me pull it up on Google. What's
Just the actual league, what do you like?
Prime, SDS first at the minute, because they're drawing.
Prime, second, NDL, we're fourth. Clutch win this.
They'll go fourth.
I know they'll go, they'll go for joint fourth, yeah, with us.
We had a clutch of fifth there in it.
Oh, wow, Wembley Rangers have also not won a game. That's interesting. Very interesting.
Oh, corner. Right, give it, chat. Oh, sorry. Give me about 90 seconds. Start counting from
3, 2, 1.
well I how long actually was that I got stopped for videos I got stopped for
videos
fucking I'll have game change you already now I don't know what I go to tell
me because it I'm kind of I've played a part in it
Oh, the real price list. Oh, plus one. Oh, I'm not even. You had the ball? Oh, this,
this will be goals. This will be goals. SDS, by the way, love this game changer. They're
They're very good at this. They're very good at this.
They're very good at this game changer.
Right, I'm going to get Callum to go and get me suitcase.
Give me a minute and I'll ask him where I can get it.
Yeah, no, I've got the suit.
I'm not, I'm not sitting up for fucking what you call it.
Community because that's not my thing.
Sterling here we go.
The other thing I will say here is that clutch has got a fucking great goalkeeper.
I've been put on comms to prime versus goal bridge.
So I'll still be here just on comms.
I'll get me chapped as well when I'm there.
Oh, great goalkeeper.
Great goalkeeping.
There we go. Here we go. Remember from Solver City Academy. Thank you very
much Mick. Oh, I'm gonna minute. They've wild carded him. Did he not get chosen?
Interesting.
Oh, he's done too much here.
Or has he?
Can't go back to the goalkeeper either.
Where's Minecraft Monday? There isn't a Minecraft Monday.
Corner, done very well to get a corner there.
Jono, 2 out of 17, mate. Harry, 2 out of 2, thank you, mate.
Stirling's, yeah, Stirling's very good.
Dylan's been one of the best players for the Mudgeekarlet.
He did, Nicky. Thank you very much. I appreciate it, Nicky. Thank you.
Oh. Oh, I could have had that.
Penalty fouled him.
Penalty fouled him.
Penalty fouled him.
If it's a guaranteed goal, you might as well have to give it a penalty.
missed in the final. Dives to be
fair. There we go. I just wouldn't
say Stevens is a good penalty
saver. He's just not the tallest
keeper is in. So what do you call
it? For penalties you kind of
need to be tall but he could be
making me regret this. Oh my
god. Sterling, I'm not playing.
Sterling, I'm not playing. I'll
He's having the most seller all fucking sake is no one else's
Skindam
What I say, panel there
panel here this way and it's 28's me
I mean, just kidding what I said, I haven't been lucky, mate.
He's given it life to everyone on Instagram. It was Leon.
Oh, good Jake, mate. Oh, Alfie for a penalty.
Oh, Kaz has been giving it large. How?
To be fair, he might actually be having a good season. I just don't know to be fair.
today one no oh he's got an ego I always say you play it's a good resemblance of
your managers that's what I say
making that what you will Alfie Matthews is very good Alfie Matthews is very good
2 on 2 now, Remi's on defensive, that really good.
Oh, great tackle.
Oh my god, really can't touch it.
But Keefer can't touch it.
Oh, I can't.
Maybe he can when it goes back to him.
Hey, you can't do that.
I'm sure Keefer can't do that.
Keefer's not allowed to do it.
Oh, square it.
You shit, Remi.
Bro, Remi cannot shoot.
How does he not know this?
Honest to God.
to God. Oh my God, yeah, actually, someone just put Tarik Alamzi in the chat. What's
Alamzi doing now? He's surely still not at finger. He isn't at, what do you call it?
Is he? Great save. He's not at a finger. He's, he's, he's still a Brighton.
What the fuck are you doing?
Is it Florentina? Is he injured or not?
He was unreal then.
Oh, keep him from fucking quality there.
It's killing. Oh my god.
Don't shoot again please.
Will it go for the corner?
Or is it throwing?
Fuck you now.
Very underrated. Yeah, I love him. I can't lie. I love him has calcium in the message yet. No, he's not
I might just be best going get me fucking always at a corner I might just be best going get me self
half-time running at the suitcase three two one
that's what we've been doing since we've been playing football so I'm pretty much here.
You know, I'm not going to answer that, but if you've got friends out there.
So, Paul, you started telling me last week and you were telling us about how you were so impressed with the quality of the bowling.
You had someone that failed at the highest level of football.
What's that like being on that pitch with the bowling?
What level would you say are you rating them?
Yeah, I definitely rate the level, you know.
I played football in the street, you know, and the staff there, I was professional.
For me, the mix of both is a mix of professional and street football, so the level is quite high.
When you see the players coming and playing, it's not so easy.
I have a background of playing, but I know that some of the players will come here
and they will not be able to play some of the game.
So, it's not easy, but you've got to be important in the building.
Let's test, let's put it, let's see it there.
Hello, hey, less than a minute's not bad, less than a minute's not bad.
Less than a minute's not bad to be fair.
See, United fans in there, fucking hell, I wonder why.
Come on, United!
I'll go full cap for half time.
It's like a penis, isn't it? A suitcase. It starts off small and then the more you need it, the bigger it gets.
I'm so excited.
There we go.
So if I hit the gym, you can have fun with it on. Ah, I fucking love that.
Right then, what shall we take off first?
I don't know how I'm going to do this, but it's going to be a ball league Monday special.
50 gifted, the pants come off, 40 gifted, the shirt comes off, and 100 gifted, the socks come off.
It's up to you what you want to do!
For 1000, now there were strip tees with a tie.
Totally up to you.
Just before anyone does think about that, that will not be happening, please do not think it is, thank you.
Yeah, keep them charters away from my screen, believe me.
All right, take me mic off for a minute.
How many for the boxers?
Private.
And that'll be paid for.
Cash only.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Let's hear what's left.
Are you ready?
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
1 0, second half.
Oh shit, sorry, second half. Let's go.
There we go.
I fucking miss that 2-0. Give me a replay. Give me a replay. I missed it. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Did he as well? That's what happens when you don't show any respect to your loyal players.
What a fucking finish. Unreal. Unreal.
Jack, do you want to start a game when I said clutch, you'll do them. Do you remember that?
Do you remember the start of game? What's he doing?
I didn't say it's pan away.
Right, let me go and I'm getting changed bit by bit here.
I'm going to have to go to the bathroom.
I'll wait.
I can't need to go.
Get changed now or watch out, director.
So I'm nipping you up to me now, rapid.
Right, okay.
Give me a minute.
Keep up. What's he doing?
I'll leave you blazer. I don't need a blazer. I can do that when I get back.
You don't want me shirt, pants and tie on for you.
Right, back for a minute.
I thought butter. It's fine. Thank you. Now, no brilliant. Here we go. If this is last
forties a goal, I reckon. That's what I'm saying. Last forties a goal.
Oh, that was wrong.
She shows I am human, not writing everything I'm a journal.
Oh, like I said, fucking hell, just about.
That was a great ball, by the way.
Remy, switching off, can't be letting a ball through there.
for the funding from remit is
jakey's tie this is the tie jakey got great assess
shit oh got away with that one
over that done too much
well this is too long i'll have to tuck it in the back
nice
You can this time a little better chat. Yeah, I do as well to be oh my god go on
Yeah
Give me get me get me trotters out
Oh
I got banned for saying we are going to win Barley. What do you mean Jack? Where?
No, our pressure penalty has already been today, they did it at the start, NDL won it.
and the our one it's yet this game still on by the way I think if anything I
think if yes we're not the food game changer I wonder if they get one on one
oh the magnet
Oh, right, okay, nice, okay, right.
Yeah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ooh!
Okay.
3-2, missed that.
3-2.
Is that a good goal?
Is that a good goal?
Let's have a look.
Great goal.
Great goal.
this doesn't really do much what you reckon have it on or not this you put
on the tide I can't believe it on or not.
Off.
Take my wristband off as well. Fucking wristband. I've been here three seasons.
Oh, I'm managing this still. I've got my wristband.
What a surprise the kids are with you Lawrence. You never beat the allegations.
Yeah, Jens Lehmann, you okay mate?
Yeah, so take your time here.
Yeah, we'll take a look.
Okay, no worries.
See what I did there?
I let you all know who it was because you couldn't see him.
It's cold thinking on the spot.
You know what I mean?
Some people have got it, some people haven't.
You're so smart, thank you. Thank you. What about that could be get your shot off get a corner. Too much. Idiot. Oh my god, good football.
force it force it nice good press
you're so excited thank you thank you so much appreciate that anyone who's coming to boiler
league by the way show your support get the yellow and green scarf if you are one of the ultras
by the way you'll get given a scarf you'll get given a scarf if you're an ultra
I had a really posh dinner before when I was driving up.
We stopped at our services, I had a Marks and Spencers dinner, I bought some grapes.
I had some really weird egg-in chicken wrap, it was almost like pancake it was wrapping.
What else was there?
Fucking hell, Brian.
What else did they have?
Oh, yeah, I had some coal in the caterpillar.
I mean, that is definitely a foul.
You okay, mate? Oh, thank you very much.
You like dance? You never do that, man.
Oh! Oh, your forfeit.
You've got to wait with fucking murder.
He is stick his fuck.
He's got no ball knowledge.
No, he hasn't.
Because anyone with ball knowledge would go,
put him in a Liverpool show.
Liverpool?
If he goes, Mr. Aragon, I want him in an Arsenal show.
He'll be like, you can shit about him in an Arsenal show.
He gives a shit about Arsenal.
Liverpool, would you agree to it if it was Liverpool?
I would have done it at the time.
But now I know it now.
Yeah.
I think I'd be a happy liar.
No, something like that happens.
Yeah.
So do you reckon you're going to be in an Arsenal kit?
Good to know he's fucking got faith in his team.
No, I've got faith in his team.
But I think it's like...
I've told you before, the one way to beat Prime,
way to beat prime, don't let them play football. Keep fucking falling and keep nudging them,
be fucking super aggressive and get below any big boys to take shots and get caught.
You have to play the game. If you let them play football, you will get torn apart. Just
because of the fact that they've got every single good attack that it's played ever
in Bali.
Can you see how big the plan is missing there, that's the plan on that.
But it only was there.
This guy.
It was an entertaining game.
I said to you first week when we drew with them, I said I'll change to 12th.
And that was when we drew with them.
What game are you playing?
Yeah, I drew twice, I think.
Yeah, I've played a game back on for years.
What game are you playing?
Arm commentator on yours.
Anything you want me to say?
Get your crowd behind us.
Just to tell the truth, if my alternate is still there, Crime F, you'll be getting abused anyway, so it's fine.
Everyone just needs to know, basically, that there's players on the grind who agree and agree at a pretty weak, instead of buying them at a pretty weak.
So they've given themselves out of five grand.
Well, yeah. Wonder why.
Wonder why? Yeah, interesting. I'm going to say Saka-san is playing. I've seen him there actually, yeah.
Saka-san, yeah, quality.
But if he's there and you're on an interview with him, then ask him how he's career at Real Storm, and that'll put...
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
So he doesn't throw that to me?
Oh, that's going to court and can't speak about that?
That's what I fucking do.
Exactly. Put him under the couch, let him know.
Thank you very much, you too, yeah?
Technically, Sack has had his next player. Well, that is very true to be fair.
Yes, Tom, you okay, mate?
Check these when you can. Hang on.
So I've read the first bit but I've not read it officially. I read it after me game mate. I'll maybe on the way on brother.
I'll see what I can do with it.
Oh, there is. One minute until game changer. One minute ten.
Cheers to that capital welcome in mate.
Basically I said, oh second game though. What do you reckon?
Is that a foul? Yeah, definitely a foul. Fucking hell.
Hey, Trav, do you have 20 months to make? Go on the bike. Thank you very much, Trav, mate.
Go on the bike.
Here we go.
What a goal!
What a goal!
Bro, Keeper's got his hands to that as well, what a goal.
Wow.
What a goal.
That's unbelievable.
That leaves this game open now, you know.
20 seconds and it all came away all came from giving the ball away fucking
stupid look if that's yes win this by the way it'll be a fucking great come back
for them
great tackle keep the ball
I'd love I bet it's gonna be fair play I bet it'll be fair play you know
The line that shit that
Alphys Grima, oh imagine that, Alphys Grima for two golds.
I can't go over that good eagle what a finish what a finish
chat remember I am what you call it I'm going straight on comms after the game
After our game going straight on comms and then I'll be back for game five and six
What's he put the mic on
Oh my God, fuck off.
That's behind the line as well.
Well
I was in front of the line off, Ryan, oh I'm not sure, I'm not far that good.
What happened for that guy, I don't have the good feelings.
Yeah, well I've got comms but I'll come back and give you the mic.
Oh, okay sweet.
Yeah, so you'll take it off a bit up there.
Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing?
Fucks sake man.
Is that a corner?
Say what?
If they can get a corner, if Cuts can get a corner, it'll be interesting.
I generally, by the way, thought, well, I've got his clutch of played well enough to win this, but stupid mistakes have given him
shit goals.
Oh, could be a corner here maybe. Let's have a look.
That's a foul.
One minute. I can't, hey, you can't slug SDS off, finish three, no down to four, three, and they scored fucking great goals.
I'm going to have to press. I've got to press everything. I've got to press everything.
They're just going to see the
game out.
Got to press him.
Stand on the goalkeeper for
fuck's sake. They're going to
him every time. I'll tell you
what, this is fucking getting
embarrassing. What a ball.
Throw it.
Oh my god. Wow.
I'll tell you something, you have two great games for neutrals.
That is a fucking big bottle from clutch.
I mean, unless they score from behind the line, it's a doubter.
That's a finish, by the way, for the challenging.
No, they've cancelled it.
You need to go from behind the line or you might be getting off.
off? Has he spoken a bit too much? Is that a foul? I mean that is a foul, I can't lie.
Challenge it. Probably not got a challenge. Oh yeah, she's challenged it here. That is
I mean, it is a foul.
It's a definite foul.
To be honest, I actually won't be surprised if it doesn't get
given Q's order his way down.
Yeah, I knew it.
Told ya.
So I suppose, potentially by that logic, if you're already going down and just fucking
volleys someone in there, it can't be a foul.
Yeah bro, bro thinking you're fans.
You're not that guy pal, trust me.
You're not that guy.
If they score from there, fuck, you know.
If he kills it around the wall, it goes in, you've got a fire player.
Imagine.
Five seconds.
Idiots, why not a seven-minute long?
Right chat, wish me luck United are on next. I bet we get I'm gonna go three play and
One-on-one. Oh
We're not even on that fucking shit
I think, er...
Good luck, thank you.
Oh, he'll be fucking buzzing. He's been in for you two weeks in a row.
He'll be over the moon.
Boring.
I don't think that one was boring, was it, Elias?
I think it had everything. You're talking goals, drama, intrigue.
How do you come back three-nil down when all the chips are out against you?
against you, the emotions seem to be getting the better of you guys.
How do you come back in the manner you did?
They were a tough team, they beat us last season and when they scored the three goals
I thought, oh my god, is it happening again?
But we're SDS, we always do it in the big moments.
I mean, some of the goals up today.
That was Camilo's second free kick today by the way.
He scored early for win game eventually, a free kick.
And we had players out to watch straight from the game.
Conor, Bas, Camilo, Taino.
So was every single team in Bali.
We started the game with eight players
and these boys came from the game.
Look at the six decides.
3-0 down, I think it showed, but then you see the spirit of SDS for three seasons
we've been doing this. Lamar, who comes in this team, as long as you wear that green
shirt, you know any big moment we turn up and we've done it time and time again.
And that's what we try to preach. Not the strongest thought, but to come back
with 3-0 down, 1-5-3, says a lot. You spoke about people who wear the
green shirt, I'd be remiss if I didn't ask you about obviously the
storyline coming into this game. Former players, Diddy, Alfie Matthews, they
had their mark on this game, but how much of that storyline was on your
Did you guys mind or did you try to put it to the side?
Not at all mate, honestly.
Not at all.
We've had players that used to play for us across the league.
The top players did use their SDS to legend.
They used to play 26 games.
They won the league with us.
So it didn't mean nothing to us.
It's another game for us.
And my most important thing was they beat us last season.
Let's not let it happen again.
And that was the most important thing.
And now we've got 12 points from 12, so I'm buzzing.
Yeah, final question from me here.
Four wins from four.
12 points still at the top of the league.
Prime and NDS still at the play.
How far can you guys take it?
I didn't say, you know, it is.
I mean, look, if there's any doubt in SDS, I don't know what you've been watching.
You can say no other way, you know, that's the best thought I've ever had.
So we're just doing it a different way now.
Usually being an SDS legend is like better off being a fucking Man City legend, isn't it?
What a game, guys, back to the studio. Wow.
I think it's off-tasting, do that.
And actually be offended.
And actually, I honestly, I'd be offended if I got caught on a fucking legend to that sort of team.
I know, yeah. SDS fan interview in SDS coach. I fucking love it. Brilliant.
Need to mic up.
I'll be back after my game chat. I'll be back after I've done comms on my game. I might
nipping in between but fuck me what's he got here back to back rexing fucking
rexing thank you Jack thank you
500 square of ruining up that that is it
One point of my all. One of my all.
All right, we're going to play a bell game now, are you ready?
Take a sign.
You have a lot of opportunities.
Take a crossbar.
Do you think it's going to be a good one?
You're going to win and you're going to hold the sign.
Take your shot.
Oh!
Ah!
Hey, come on, man. Come on, man.
You've got to come that one.
It's not the idea to run.
On board today, you have to hit the cross.
So once you start to start looking at me,
I'll go, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Here, yes, you did it, too.
I'll come to pick you up.
Come on, man.
Don't let me play.
Come on.
It's good.
It's good.
It's a wonderful matter.
I've got to go to the team this time.
Hey, you went to the last session.
You did it tonight.
Come on.
Just me.
Right?
OK.
This is it.
At the end of the matter, jump out of there.
Come on.
Thank you so much.
Mr. Maxi, you're going to...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my goodness.
It wasn't with your plans
that you were unfortunately
on that 500 dollars
or so far into the next few weeks.
Next few weeks, one of a thousand dollars
is on the line
Yes, sir, this is...
Yes, you're going to get that, okay?
You did. How did you get it?
How did you get it out?
Oh, I thought it was the third day of the year,
so I think this is a good day.
Okay, I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
You're going to get that.
You're going to get that.
You're going to get that.
I'm going to do that.
I'm going to do that.
Long shot, catch, left foot, right foot, undamaged, killed, entertainment.
You need to take the leisure and the courage to try to take the time to follow these.
Knock knock, hey.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's not dead, it's not dead.
So you're gonna believe, and then stand up and ready to put this.
So I'm not gonna believe you, or I'm gonna say no to any of you who don't,
I
Whole time we didn't even know we were online the whole time we didn't even know
I do not know if you can see on the screen
that you have a great deal of support.
And most of all, the first woman in the world
was a man who was born in a young man
or a tree named after him.
I think it was exactly what he was born in.
He was born in a young man.
He was born in a young man.
That's all we got.
Simple stuff, boys.
Not much needs to be said.
Keep doing what we've been doing.
Last week, bats and him didn't give any rubbish goals away,
and we won.
This week, we put our chances away.
Don't give any rubbish goals away,
and we put that game to bed early on, alright?
You have to start quick start aggressive and do not switch off decision-making is key and they get in the final half
Fucking head go
Yeah, it's really important that problem. I'm positive keep stretching it. I'll do I keep stretching it
That's the most important thing about believe you today. We need to threaten on the top line
But we're solid out of possession. Yeah, take chances take shots and we get plenty of corners
We've actually got the most corners this time. Okay, so we go again and we get another three points at a table
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Game management is what I was looking for!
That was a challenge!
Game management!
Good game, mate, yeah?
Thank you, thank you.
Five, six, five, four, three, two, one.
He's gone the most, come on.
Good start.
He's having a poke on, did you see him on the thing, yeah?
What's that? Pressure point.
It'll be his last one.
No, it's good. It's just too much.
He took it out of the keeper twice really well.
Got a bit fortunate in the third one of the keeper running.
We're running out of that one now, don't you think?
A journey figure might have some...
That's broken.
Yeah, we don't win it anyway.
Brilliant, but... Well in but!
Ah, shit.
Love that.
Stay here, catch.
Stay here, stay here, stay here.
Catch, catch, stay.
Not bad, Hubert.
Not bad, Hubert.
What? Not bad, Hubert.
Rebounds, rebounds.
Brilliant, he's really...
He's really a quality mate.
Step!
All done, Cal. All done.
Step, step, Cal.
Fonzie!
So, have you got a man over?
Great ball.
Oh, look at a well-in-bots.
HALF-TIME CHATTER
Well, he comes to see in our eyes.
Nothing through, Pubs! Nothing through!
Drop!
Oh, got to beat him.
Harder.
I'm careful there, Kaz, only if you jump in on that one, next one, next one.
Great ball.
What the hell?
Stay with him, stay with him, wouldn't it?
Chaudhers, you're going to get it.
You're going to get it.
Stay with him, stay with him, wasn't it?
Shodders.
John!
That's a great header, what he found, he can't fucking win it.
John!
Boys! You've got to win the fucking header!
Was he? Was he? Was he?
Come on!
Fucking long ball.
John, go away!
Left side.
Get some shakes!
Shake! Shake!
Was he higher?
Miller! Miller!
Go on! Go!
Go! Go!
Got to be on him quicker.
Who is there, hopefully taken.
Well in butch.
Pablo! Go again.
Press the goalkeeper on that one.
If he's short, he'll press.
Come on, shot, Karna, get a Karna.
Shane, tell them to organise, organise, tell!
Boss, boss!
Falling botch.
Grass.
Terrell, Terrell, let your shape early, drop!
Come on! Come on!
Come on!
Is he off for Bosz?
Yeah.
Boszé! Boszé!
Boszé!
Just get in the boot, you've come back on me.
Fucking sure I won the editor.
Oh, yeah, well in, Cads. Good boy, Cads.
Have you narrowed?
No fucking house.
It's true. They narrowed. They narrowed, Pat.
Top line, Cat. Top line. Top line.
Come on. Shot. Beautiful.
First time
Did you play nine minutes
Fuck me
Come on, let's go, come on, more boys, more.
Let's go, let's go.
FANS CONFER
Run this shoulder!
Tyrell!
Fuck me.
Catch the fucking ball. Catch the fucking ball.
Come on, Yuriy! Come on, Yuriy! Come on, Yuriy!
Come on, Yuriy! Come on!
Fuck your makeup for it.
He don't miss, he just goes top right every time and bags you.
He don't miss, he's on real-on.
I'd rather get that out of the way now.
Hey! Same again, let's go!
Pick it up again! Pick it up again!
Picking up again! Picking up again!
Go on, Kearns right foot.
Connor, throw in, catch it in.
By the way, I think we're going to get free play in one on one.
We haven't had one on one yet, no.
Got a butch.
Corner, love it!
Love it, butch!
I thought we should have had two.
Should we not have had two?
No, we don't. We've got one.
Ref, I know you're watching the game, but should we not have two corners?
I'm pretty sure we definitely should have one on the corner.
Hell, drop!
Oh, keep it, keep it.
Yeah, yeah, all right, no, it's all right.
I did this before I was wrong, so I'm just going to check it.
I saw something in my head saying I should.
From the front, Sadov, from the front.
From the front.
Come on, come on.
Well, we live mid-air.
Stay.
Too late.
Fuck me.
Should be us!
Should be us!
That's it.
Off off, Sanjo.
Love X.
He's off.
Puncher, puncher, puncher!
Go.
Damn it, I don't know if he's fucking it or what.
I think he is.
KG first, KG first little bitch, I wouldn't say then.
I wouldn't say he deserves me to down, but I wouldn't say he deserves to be too up either.
It's hard to draw with him in fact, but...
Fucking hell.
Yeah.
OK.
It's right there.
Struggling, son, it fucking looks like it, Cotcher.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
No, sorry, no, it's fine there.
I like it. Yeah.
They're challenging, they're challenging.
It's a foul. Yeah, it's definitely a foul.
It's going to be a foul.
It's gonna be a foul. I don't say that because you never know
Yeah, it's definitely a foul
No, he's nice. He's nice. It's the guy who gets the ball off the passes outside
If it was me, mate, it'd be still on there getting stretched it off.
Well, hang on a minute. Surely him standing there, being passed the bars,
interfered with, what?
No sign, yeah.
Yeah, sure, yeah.
I know. We're not very tired.
Manny! Manny!
We've almost done it. We've almost done it, haven't we?
Half-and-half, kids.
Stay fucking together!
What's the point of a fucking wall?
What's the point of a wall?
What's the point of a wall if you're just going to turn and let a gap there?
Many higher.
low block now. What's the point of the wall? What's the point of the wall if you're just
I'm just going to turn and let a gap there.
Many higher.
Back cross. Fuck it, pal.
Yes, come on!
Hey, we're getting in on that side every time, every time you're getting in on that side.
Come on, love it, Cubs. Pass and go, pass and go.
Get there, Pablo. Tackle. Oh, fucking hell.
Oh
Caps go on cats. Oh fuck me
Yeah, what the fuck is I defending it love that
BAM!
Love it, Adamoo!
FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW!
Adamoo, shoulder!
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
Yeah!
Oh, it's a great start, Adamoo!
Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm just talking to you.
Now, what's wrong?
You're going on foot!
First shoulder.
Fucking lose my shit.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck are you doing?
I know he's delighted but he's fucking not saying that.
You might as well go on for this game.
Really bad goals.
We need the game changer.
Wow, we need to play some bozzah, you know, he's the one who's getting us in.
Him and Rudnett, they're all winners of this game.
It's getting a double.
Corner, corner, corner.
Two, no, no, no.
No, it's not a parlor.
Butch!
Boys, we can't be getting caught out by a fucking long ball!
Keep it!
Keep the ball, keep the ball.
One, two, three, four.
Get your body in, other one, other one, bump him, bump him.
Keep the ball, keep the ball.
He'll be a free player after.
Oh, no, on the side. It's not been yet. It'll be on the side.
Wait, it's 3-0.
Hey, boys! Come in, come in.
Come on, hurry up.
He has to make this count now.
The game changer's going to fucking get us back in this.
We start with the ball, attacking first, and pop it.
It's very close, very close.
Daniel Kamara, you're the free second.
Next one, Emmanuel.
Yeah, we've got the ball.
3, 2, 1, go!
Five, four, three, two, one.
Here's the next three.
I don't miss, I'm not a mother.
Yeah.
Avon, Avon.
13 seconds.
No, too much.
Five seconds.
Change.
Oh, no!
Time, time. Fuck off. When he kicked the ball.
When he kicked the ball.
Yeah, go and challenge it.
You sure?
Challenge it. Challenge it. Go ahead, do it, Dan.
Go on!
Yeah, I'm going off.
The goal that got this allowed is when the...
I've got time before he struck it.
I hit the whistle as he struck it.
Time before he struck it.
The time the message has come to me,
I need to hit the whistle, we've shot the ball off.
All right. Yeah, it's on, sir.
It would be a penalty.
It would be a penalty.
Show me that fucking clock.
It's when he's kicked the ball.
If he kicked the ball before it, it's a penalty.
And then the day he's kicked it, then he's blue.
That one should be a penalty, in my opinion.
Look at the time.
You get 15 seconds, don't you?
And we'll be the first one.
Before he's even blew the whistle.
And then he's blown it.
It has to be.
Hey!
If you tick the ball and then blew the whistle,
if we're going off when Vision got their goal, this allowed,
that boy's a penalty.
What? Half-time? Are you on smoke?
We'll just check in the day, sir.
Also, the ball's been out of play.
If it is within the 30 seconds, it's a pen.
We know it's a pen, but we've gone to the time when the whistle was blown.
It's when the whistle was blown.
That's when the ball went out.
Look, it's already gone out, though.
The ball's been out.
Excellent fucking bollocks.
But my point is, if he's kicked it, then he's blown. We're going off the whistle. So what actually is the clock?
It's always the clock, because we're always going to be slightly after, because of the visual, then the message comes up.
Right.
Out!
Out, Josh!
Out, Josh!
Save.
Go, team!
Go for it!
Just be smart.
Just be smart.
Yes.
There we go.
There we go.
Defending.
We're not.
We're defending.
We're defending.
We're defending.
Defending again!
Boys!
Boys!
Defending again!
Again!
Again!
Defending!
Boys!
Boys!
Boys!
Boys!
Boys!
Boys!
Wait.
This goes.
Out!
Save.
Go! Go!
Please, not his keeper, please.
It's fucking nice. Take your time.
Take your time. Hey! It's all right. Go again.
Got to score it.
In that one, you've got to recycle. Go back to who? Just relax.
That's going to be fucking five-two.
Got him. Got him. Got him. Out.
Yeah, it goes.
It comes from that. It comes from that. It's 4-3.
Have to score it, have to score it. That's what we're doing.
Come on, come on!
Kaz, it goes!
Yes!
Yes, perhaps.
Help him, help him, help him.
Pablo, Pablo!
Go!
Gotta be quick, John, gotta be quick.
Shot!
Shots!
Yes!
This will be 4-4 if he goes down.
That's how you.
Good show, you fools.
Defenders, defenders.
Same again.
Hey, run this.
It's like that.
Go back to Hoobat unless you've got the shot.
Well in, Cads, just jumping back on pens, fuck you now.
Pop could see, pop could see, they know, close the teeth.
Get out of the chest, there you go, they saw it, they saw it, out team.
There!
Nice, they're both, they're both.
Hold, hold, hold!
Corner, that's only the first one.
Hey, we're our attack our attack our attack
Boys you got 20 seconds the block is the block
20 seconds
Get a shot off no
Drop Bobo drop Pablo drop
Come on! Come on!
Fucking get him!
Come on, oh, yeah!
Fucking it in the box!
Right, go on, one second!
Stand on! One second, one second!
One second. One second.
Hey, Batsani did it.
Well done, well done.
Well done, well done.
Well done, you fucking quality.
One second.
Back to me.
Back to me.
Come here, this side.
I don't need to.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
You've got to deal with the rotation, they've got very good rotation.
And that's how they get on the back of us, we've got to stay with one of them.
No, we don't!
I've got to do one of them.
I'm going to help you out.
If we're honest with ourselves, that half wasn't good enough.
We've got back into the game for game-changers,
but the actual real time was no way near the left.
The goals that we've conceded are really poor, really poor.
third-man runners, balls over the top,
gotta be tracking runners,
you've got to be saving them as well,
feel me, come on, give your ability and your confidence,
you need to be there, okay, we need to be better all-round.
Okay, but where it starts, and from there it restarts,
the two that are up top, so the two pressing on the sheet
that we have every week, you've got to be compact, narrow,
and drop off, and we just defend the three and the two.
No problem, Pablo, what torture was saying,
you're going too high, so stay narrow,
we defend the center of the pitch, always, all right?
Don't worry about that, don't worry about it,
no problem for us.
Defend three and a two.
This bad man runners, you must have more communication, fellas.
So I'm expecting that from yourself,
from Cowell, whoever's playing the battle, from Miller Rudney.
You three out of possession are our three at the back,
okay, when you're on the pitch.
And that needs to be organized,
AppSource nice and early.
There's not been good enough at the moment.
You need to organize that.
Okay, and in finals, we're a threat every time.
Get your shots off.
Get your shots off.
We're one more away from this.
No, we're just kind of pedaling.
Keep boys, you see?
Get your shots off, we get rewards.
Okay, they're not that great,
We could say five shit gold.
Hey, listen to the gap.
In the day, boys, you know as well as me,
you start at second half, just like you did the first half.
We'll call it off now.
Have to fucking decide now
whether you want to fucking lose it
or whether you want to fucking go out there and win it.
You're 12 minutes away from another game changer.
Beating the fucking limit, coming down to that game changer.
Wait till we are in control of the game.
Wait, it's up to you.
If you want to start low energy, we'll fuck it off now.
You want to fucking start fast, start aggressive.
It's up to you.
Now, come on, boys.
Come on, boys.
Come on boys, same again, come on.
We're not the same again to do that.
No, no, no, no, no.
All right, now look, you know.
Hey!
Just going forward, just going forward,
we need clarity on whether we go off the whistle
or what do we go off, because there's no point in us having a whistle if we're not going off it.
going off there. Yeah so basically we get a calm down just like you so when we hear zero from the
mic we blow out a whistle but because we have to really go by the clock that's why we checked
buzz to be a stop so we were going to like they were confident they're going to wipe
a new tank bit and they were... I don't mind losing the tank I'm wrong I'm wrong but the
point is we need to know are we going off the whistle or what are we going off because if
we go off the whistle we need to know okay whistle's gone we're actually probably two seconds
behind them. So how do we how can we get it exact, we can't look at the clock. Yeah, I get that.
If the clock's not controlled by us. Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah. So how do we do it? It's hard.
It's fine. It's not my fucking job to think of me, am I right?
He's mugging me, he's mugging me. He's fucking mugging me. You're on zero quarters now,
yeah, just to make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry, it's all right.
Yeah, yeah, it is right here. But we can only go on the whistle, so it's like what do we
Come on boys! Energy! Energy!
Ooh, wind it.
Winded.
He's telling me.
Here he is! Here he is!
He's a fucking great player!
Come on! Come on!
No, no, no! I need more!
Has he played today?
Yeah, he played nine minutes.
Gorky was different, wasn't he?
About, erm...
Oh, yeah, did you see that? Are you all there?
To be fair, I like that. Do you want to honestly take it out here as a keeper?
The goal kicks, because you're putting that much oomph into it.
It's your fires, yeah?
And everything in the goalkeeper's explosive. You jump in, you're both done.
I look at you.
My no.
Hey, sweet!
Come on.
Energy, energy, energy!
Come on!
Come on!
Sandra Stetschig.
Sandra Stetschig!
Sandra Stetschig.
I look at you.
Sandra, watch your shoulder.
Right shoulder now.
Off the floor!
Hey!
Take a shot!
I'm working here.
Sandra, watch your shoulder.
Right shoulder now.
Off the floor.
Get the ball.
Oh, you're fucking joking as you touch.
Kelly's got fucking tendons on.
Yeah, hit the post, hit the post.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Nero, Sajo.
Nero, next to Pablo.
Oh, fuck me, why is he open?
Nice.
Pass up.
Two, three, four.
Go, go, go, go!
Energy, energy, energy!
And again, and again!
Cads shoulder and again. Yes. Yes. Yes
Okay, relax
Sanjo Sanjola shoulder right shoulder now
Why Pablo
Fucking hell, come on.
That's a challenge to fall.
We've got no more challenges left.
We've got no more challenges left.
We've got no more challenges left.
We've got no more challenges left.
We've got the wall to stay together.
Wall has to stay together.
Let's go for a minute.
I'm going to fucking leave me shit.
Not three free kicks.
Fuck me.
Catch the fucking ball.
Catch the fucking ball.
I'm Sunday league and I'm catching it.
He's fucking punching it.
Of course we are.
Has to get it, has to get it, nice.
Tyrell shot!
Tyrell, out of possession, back play.
Out of possession, you're in the back play.
We're going to need game change, Rigger.
One of them will probably be good for it.
Stay calm, calm, calm.
Just waiter!
Keep it ticking, keep it ticking!
Keep moving it, no problem.
No problem, Cat, well done.
Keep it!
It went out, it went... definitely went out.
Josh! Josh! Play empty space!
You've got to let him through there, you've got to let him through there.
John, John, John, John, John!
Come on, come on.
Fucking hell.
Agency, play!
Shots. Shots.
Make it.
Agency, Josh!
I've got some shots going beneath corners!
Love it, one more.
Love it, you.
WHISTLE BLOWS
I'm not sure about that.
Let's go, come on!
Josh, organize!
Kev, organize!
Pablo, drop!
John, drop!
Come on then, go! Go, John!
Go!
Oh, through the middle, so easy.
I think if we've got any chance in there, him, Bosley, and Rodney have to stay up.
No-one else in Gingham is in, I think.
Shots.
All right, John, good, John.
That's good.
That's good.
Now run for it, now run for it, now run for it, he's top line John, he's top line!
He's gone.
Yes!
Oh, thank you.
It's a foul.
It's a foul.
Two minutes.
How can he chew white?
He's getting, he cubs his left foot in and he's getting a shot off.
In the referee's opinion, he's too white, he's white by the goal line.
Right, come on!
What's up with the rest?
It's not.
You're telling me he can't score from that?
That's a clear goal-scoring opportunity.
But as soon as he gets fouled there, even if he keeps the ball,
the defender's behind him.
I'm just asking...
Catch!
No!
One in the second! One in the second!
What else?
Second post!
Bang, post!
No free!
Behind the goal, going second post!
Yes, go!
Run, Nick!
Josh back post!
What he views!
Yeah, exactly how great.
Tyrell!
I'm saying!
Josh Block!
Yes!
Yes!
Come on, anyway.
Come on.
That's one, no more, no more!
Come on, energy, boys!
Love it, Cubs.
I mean, has Cubs played 90 today as well?
Yeah.
Wow.
No, Cubs did that.
Oh, not there.
Offside!
He plays Friday.
He plays Friday.
Come on, John, come on!
Keep going, keep going!
I respect that.
I think no training.
He just had to go and watch the game.
Oh, they did play, though. I respect that.
Did they win?
I'm not sure.
You respect it, innit?
Yeah.
Love it, John, love it.
Love it, John.
Not bad.
Oh.
Right there, right there, right there.
He's fucking, he's fucking, fucking.
Yes, Kev.
No foul, no foul.
Yeah, he's very good.
Johnny!
Johnny!
Come on, come on!
Keep doing it, John. Keep threatening him. He'll score again.
Come on.
It's always an umfrey. I've told it. Got him an umfrey.
Challenging offside, challenging.
Challenging offside.
He's fucking got us!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
He's... He's challenge!
He's pretty fucking relaxed.
I thought he'd sorry weren't outside and put it back.
I went for Jose Mourinho then.
I thought he'd challenge, sorry weren't outside and put it back in.
You know that clip of Jose getting up? That's fucking me then.
Watching fucking be outside now.
All right, miles off. No chance.
Well done.
My was not challenged now as well.
I know, thank God.
Hey!
Boys!
Come on!
Come on!
Run, Nick!
Come on!
No more shit though, we're giving five.
Well, yeah.
I'm not gonna show you. I'm all in my lunch.
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Hey lads! You haven't won shit yet! You've not won yet!
No one's won yet!
Hey! No one's won yet!
No one...
Hey boys! You've not won yet!
Sweet, stay here, keep going, keep going.
Energy, energy!
Hey Josh!
The age is to play, yeah. Age is to play.
It's all right, and again. Keep it going.
Forcing wide, forcing wide.
No way, no way. Love that.
So we don't need them to get any corners.
Is that how, in every time?
Josh, keep playing here. That's where we're getting joy.
That's where we're getting joy.
Fucking keep it up, brother. Keep it up.
Come on, keep getting it. Keep doing it.
Josh!
Rodney Wise, Rodney.
Go, John!
Hey! Hey!
Come on, come on, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Running across. On to her shoulder, on to her shoulder!
Love it, Pablo, keep it going.
On to her, on to her!
Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, God, he's got the shoulder!
Tight, tight!
Come on, get away!
Yes, yes!
Well done, I can't be engaged!
Oh, I can't let any footballers in like that.
Canal, drop!
Canal, drop!
Send it up, send it up, don't give a shit corner, I love it.
On the floor, Tyrell!
John, go in the middle. He's too high.
John, he's just on the floor.
Jürgen!
Jürgen!
Over!
It's all right.
That's the foul. That's the foul.
Jürgen!
Jürgen!
He was leading, his head's gone.
He's got a shoot!
The ball's just gone down!
Where was it?
Knuckle on that, though. Play it.
He unboldened it! Oh, my...
Brett, he's gone in with his arm.
That was obvious, that's what I was talking about.
I can't say much more, at least he turned off.
Wait, all right, Cads, all right, Cads!
He's literally gone in like that.
Hey, he's back. He's pushed him.
Help!
Horns!
Not an hole, no, no, no.
He went! He went!
Keep it for now, I think.
I don't think so.
Is that right, if you can get it there?
That's what it means.
Hey, Johnny, Johnny, just big him up, big him up.
Rodney, Rodney!
One minute 30, one minute 30.
One minute 30, one minute 30.
One minute, one minute, one minute, put it in!
Narrow jump! Narrow jump.
Look, honestly, take them all day.
They're looking for the long ball, every time.
To the right, that's right.
Get up, he's not...
Get up, he's not...
Go!
Go! Go!
Go!
Go! They let him out!
Tuck it out! Tuck it out!
Tuck it out!
Nice, love it.
Nothing's seen.
Nice!
20 seconds! 20 seconds!
Come on, Cards, come on!
Come on!
Come on, Dave!
Save, second part.
If it's one-on-one, that won't matter.
You can't get up, haven't you?
If it's anything else, that's going to matter.
Put it in, Pablo, hold it!
15 seconds!
Buzzy! Buzzy! 15!
Odua! Odua, second!
Odua!
Five, six, seven, six...
Nice, relax, relax, relax.
Keep it.
Nice.
One-on-one, I'm falling.
It's not been tonight yet.
Come on guys, we'll get fucking fast, mate.
Hey, boys, boys! Be smart, they're one corner away.
They're one corner away. No fucking about with the back.
Yeah, get it up, place a buzz in, place in the big boys.
How bad do you want it? How bad do you fucking want it?
Did you get excited then? Did you get excited?
I'm going to start it.
Joe, now it's about the friending and keeping the ball.
Okay? And stretching the tongue.
You're in! Go!
It's a relax, it's a relax.
We've got a corner, we've got a corner.
It's a relax.
Goal, great goal.
Catch, it's a really...
Boys, boys!
Game management, Sanjo, defend, yeah.
Quality mate.
Hey, hey!
Game management, game management!
To the ball!
I hit the back post with the power five.
Glory! Game management, Kev!
I was scared you might have saw a crossbar, then.
Game management. Game management.
Middle of the park team! Middle of the park team!
Second, second, second.
Don't concede, just don't concede.
Come on, Sajo! Come on, Sajo!
Sajo, put it in! Put it in! Put it in!
Go, Pablo! Go, Pablo!
Yes. Relax! Relax! Relax!
Relax.
Hit.
Drop.
Run, Sajo!
Pull in, Sajo!
Well in, well in.
And again.
Narrow, Sajo. Narrow.
Narrow.
Hey, narrow, narrow.
Towards Pablo.
Come on, Sajo.
Come on, Sajo.
Come on, Sajo.
Nice. Pablo, put it in! Put it in! Yes!
Fucking hold that cunt up. Hold it up. Slick on anything, yeah?
And you get a chance, either go corner and hold it or get you shot off for a corner.
No shots! No shots, Pablo! No shots!
Slow! Sandro here.
Sandro!
Pablo, over!
Tuck in, Cat, Sandro, tuck in! Sandro, tuck in!
Sandro, tuck in!
WHISTLE
Sandro, Sandro, Sandro!
One minute, one minute.
No, we're just switching over to quality, mate.
Well done, fucking quality.
It's got to do it, man. Yeah, go on, done.
Go on, buzz it! Go on, buzz it! No shot! No shot!
Tight!
Love it. Let it go for a throw. No problem. Still in there.
I said no fucking about.
I said no fucking about.
No corner. Just no corner.
Let it stay there. Send it up. Send it up.
Fucking love it.
It's alright, it's 30 seconds, that's a run on in a minute.
I won't, don't worry.
Well, he comes!
Deal with it!
John, it's your time.
I know, yeah.
No, hey, goal difference is actually massive to me first.
There's no point.
Oh, my God, play it! You're doing well, you're doing well.
Go on, Josh, play it, play it!
Go on!
Ten, seven, six, five, four...
LAUGHTER
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Go on, go on.
APPLAUSE
Come on!
Get in.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Come on!
Come on, you.
Come on!
Bobby, do it!
Keep yourself warm, I'm all done.
I'm fucking saved as of yet.
I know, you played 90 today, I know.
Don't sit saving.
Come on, mate.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on!
Bobby, do it.
what i'd like to do
come on
Y'ai justice! Y'ai justice!
I'll come back at the end, I'll come back at the end, I'll come back at the end.
Come on. Get in!
Get in there, what's the game?
Well done, well done, well done.
Well done, Pablo, fucking quality mate.
Well done, boss.
Come on!
Thank you very much for the team yeah okay thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We've got the win, we've got six plus, I mean five plus, but still, I wasn't happy.
Tonight I want ten, I want ten on this guy's head top, and I want him at an Arsenal kick.
Have you bought the Arsenal kick? Maybe for a bit.
I don't know, he's got to wear an Arsenal shirt, when, when he says, Mark beats JJ, he's
going to have to wear a Spurs shirt, and I know he don't want to do that, you don't
want to do that, he's made you wear the direct rivals of Arsenal of football, why have you
You got him wearing the Arsenal shirt when he should be wearing Tiki on Liverpool.
He's got no ball on it.
He's got no ball on it.
He's just writing checks.
He's spreading on that.
I should be in the Liverpool here.
I'm a man United fan.
Arsenal, I said they were going to win the league.
Wow.
All I've got is an I-Hotel.
You carry this energy into the game.
We're going to let you go.
You've got a massive game.
Gold devils against Prime.
They have been the top goal scorers they've been the top players
Of course in that office they get private seat
They've brought the barcass out and brought the noise
All they go and make it four wins from four
21 goal scorers, eight conceded
They are the team that have got the stars of the show
The players that have all shifted them up to the goals and assists
I want to know in the chat right now
We've got more prime fans and we've got more NDL fans.
There's quite a lot of you in here.
You tell me.
Prime fans are NDL fans.
They're sitting next to each other.
We get a proper view of this.
Prime are there.
And NDL are just next door to them.
Teams are in the tunnel.
And are ready to make their way out onto the pitch.
Lots of changes, lots of plays in the mixing as well.
Go Devils or Pride.
There's the band in full force.
Let's have a look at the teams that are coming up to this one.
Interesting. Broke, we've got four players.
Now she's playing matches today at three o'clock in the National Nodalink game.
3PM kick-off, taking place all around the UK.
Let's kick off that first and foremost with Gold Devils.
I mean, the biggest talking point here is there's no Celine Nassau.
is missing on the side.
Yes, but our student is there.
Marvin and Ekmi center will return.
Look with the seed we played in the pressure point
for more interest.
Let me, let me say, and at Misha,
the Gemale, two all-files,
they all come in, one from Chichester City,
and we get them fixedly to Ishmann division sides.
On the side of Primussey,
they could have walk on in three players,
but the sport of this team,
the quality. There is no need for a wild card.
So before Maravu head save, Francis Mapolo and Ilic all played in game today.
3-Bm kick-offs. However, San Catan is the big one.
He is back on international duty last week with Somalia in the Atcom qualifiers.
He has a little talk around his name to be ever out on the bench as well.
And Eddie Bianco, goal scorer is off the bench, no doubt.
and the top gold scorer in the lead practice, Manpoulos.
Well, no devils lost last week.
The crowd have been unstoppable.
That's probably the best way to describe it,
all right, so they've been incredible after this point.
Let's hear from you now in the chat if we can.
Who's winning?
Prime or Goldbridge?
Gold Devils?
Can they make it up?
They've been into some up to the last few weeks.
Yes, they have.
Wow!
You can decide.
We're very involved in our economy.
Very big on celebration.
But I'm sure this is going well.
I'm going to start in line.
I brought up again.
I'm going to have a headache.
So I'm going to be pulled.
Step on the leash.
And uh,
I'm going to show you how I'm following.
I remember this.
I looked in the scene, but I'll show you.
Jordan Thompson.
Really, Johnson.
He's been unbelievable by the way.
Somebody who's such a deserved dimension.
Sorry.
I question is, okay, so how many of you have placed out this on behalf of me?
He's got 11 weeks to rest for plus the final four.
I've been uh giving a documentary around this series as well, managing board of league.
I've been quite the impact speaking of National League Day here in the Malibu, Daggers and
Red Bridges.
I mean, you wonder, he might be the first prime player to attend to sign for the Dangers.
Looking up to see, half one or two, is he fouled there? No, continue to run.
Moses joining us as well for match day four.
Pressure point has already been played
in the play of the style of the show.
And the Elf.
Winners of that.
And it's over there.
See, I've scored from three kicks before,
but on the opposite side of the pitch,
and it plays short.
It's 34 about a shot.
I'm going to be a play for step up here, he's got me blouse so you did it, franchise
ball of the gold devils.
onside is he. Kaseem. Good save to
only ball first shot the game.
I'll see the provider.
Kaseem very nearly with the first goal.
Jordan Thompson formally then seven last year.
That's always is a famous fadplow so normally the players have the most shots in the league.
That's actually got the top of that stat.
Well that's a glancing header over the bar.
It's actually Emmanuel Thomas of Death or Trio.
He'll be actually against Wembley Rangers tonight.
I want for the chat as well.
Of course, tonight, it wasn't
the situation with players
representing other clubs.
There was three wildcars that
were allowed for each team.
Oh, clever idea there.
They're two substitutions trying
to interchange straight away.
There was one wildcard you
would love to see feature this
season because there is one
former Premier League player
actually featuring tonight on
game six. He was surprised for
you when we see it. Steffan
Illich tries to play stay in
in San it.
Lafayette is coming into this. That's going to fall back. Partly well to Johnson.
Let's say Faliette is fouled.
and the goal. There is a
the way of a prime. Looking at
the stats here. Prime average
seven goals again. They have
the highest possession in the
league. 60% possession help
again. Most chances in
the league. Most touches in
the opposing box. Okay, so
he said he wanted 10 goals.
I'd love to know what the
This is all the line for that.
It's a clever pass, the most about post.
First effort.
Off again from Timmy Abram.
It's only last week.
His brother Tami was here supporting him from the sidelines.
Let's see if we can guess.
One former Premier League player with a wild card tonight for game six.
He has played before in the league for the team that he's represented.
This is why he felt it.
Ouch.
Well, someone's joined him, and he's in a very good mood on commentary.
I mean, it's been quite a night for you, mate.
I think that's two wins, technically, as a joint manager.
It is. You're not wrong. What a game that was.
An unbelievable game, an unbelievable finish,
and a full deserved result.
Four-one down.
And one point as well.
And you come out of that 8-6. How?
I'll tell you how. My entire time.
That's the doubt of the difference.
We had... And I'm not using some of that excuse,
because I saw me today, today, that I've played 90 minutes.
So yeah, I keep going on about the four.
Everyone's had players that played 90 minutes today, mate.
So, don't try and use that as an excuse.
We've got over that.
The mentality's worked in the second half,
because that's really fantastic.
And the finishing, we played as a team,
we played as one, and we were fantastic today.
You just gave a game up, really, did you?
No.
And in the end, big result.
Four games, you know what, it's still on beatin'.
We're in the top four.
Yeah.
In the top four.
I mean, I think they scored one good goal,
and that was a header.
I think that was basically looking at your team now, how have we conceded that goal?
Exactly, that's what I mean. How have we conceded that goal?
I said at the start of the season when we drew to vision, everyone looked at that and thought,
oh, that's a poor result. I knew it wouldn't be. I knew the way we played was fantastic.
But listen, enough about United, we played well, we won.
Let's speak about Goal Devils and Bryan FC. Sorry, Bryan FC.
Last point. A word on the United Ultra. It's great to see him out tonight with a couple of walks.
You know what? I'm glad they were there today because I'm glad we might get an entertaining game for them.
They were fantastic to support. Everyone shows United. He's unbelievable.
I don't think there's a team in this league that can say their support is as good as ours. Absolutely fantastic.
You can turn up with your trumpets. You can turn up with your drums.
But the love for the game will never ever match ours.
Jins, what do you reckon is going to come first? You playing again on the pitch in Baller League.
Were you winning a pressure point?
Um, genuinely. Me playing again on the Baller League.
I hate to say it, but it's been like 25-26 weeks now about...
I think we're 0-27.
Of course, thank you, Junes, for all the time being coming through.
This is our fourth game of the night.
I'm sure you would love to see a Goldbridge result here,
just to shake up the league as well.
Listen, at the end of the day, I spoke to Goldbridge before this game,
and I gave him a few tips and a few hints on what to do versus Prime,
because everyone thinks that they're going to be unbeatable.
They're not. They're nowhere near.
I think this will be a test.
Do you beat them?
Well, I'm not going to say anything, because other teams will get points off of them.
But we'll see if Gold Devils take points off them and whether I'm right or wrong.
Or at least see how close the game is.
And when it's Gold Keeper, they're still on his feet, awesome thing.
I think he's had a few knocks, I mean, Salah.
I think he's the most injury-prone Gold Keeper in the league.
Well, you actually have to dislocate his finger last season, which wasn't pretty.
But I think you're right. I mean, a lot of players have played football, haven't they?
102 players, James. 120 that are all playing for non-league cups and I mean, depending on where you're playing today
There's a lot of travesty. If you golf, you would play 90 minutes early against Toby Ball
And then although we can see these six goals, he still played a big part in that game to ensure you still go. Yeah
Yeah, at the end he made some huge saves. The other six you can tell he played 90 minutes. I give him that. I agree. I agree.
Okay, but he's come up to me and he said I'm shatter. I said, I give his respect mate. I can tell.
But at the end of the day we won. He had a big part to play at the end. He redeemed himself.
And that's what matters. If this was what his ankle was.
It's interesting.
It's kind of the same situation as the first one there.
Getting some treatment.
He's doing sand it up for the 26ers.
What's he doing?
Can you put your pants on please mate?
Just getting my Twitch chat up now, so I can read the chat.
The chats appear on YouTube as well, Jinx.
Guys, we can see your message is coming through.
I've fallen for, I think the most goals we've seen in the game of ball League was 17 goals for.
We had 14 in your game at one point, with nine goals in one half.
And unbelievable, yeah.
Well, if I always said to you, Brandon, mate, entertaining, fast-paced, attacking football.
Maybe not in season two.
Well, I was in the jungle, so I can't really take off for that.
So the interesting part was the last time you beat...
...your feet in five, I guess he was managing.
Steve, oh, it's the Bobboys, won't it?
Shout out to the Bobboys.
Yeah, mental.
What I will say is N5.
I feel sorry for Layman.
Three times he's played us and every time he's lost.
And last season, when we were tense, they were first and we still turned them over.
I'll just get him. I didn't miss
seven minutes of it. Has it been
entertaining? I've never had a
goal yet, which we look at
across the results of
Adtenigins, but goals in every
game at a minimum said when
goals as Eddie Mayko short his
block. But ten minutes in here,
fortunately. I would say as
well, I was very unlucky before.
Can have nearly called every
single result. I had community
to beat vision and I have
clutch to beat SDS. I think clutch have got something special. If you're going to give
goals away like they were, you're not going to win any game. Let me tell you something,
SDS, some of their goals, fantastic. That would be nice to SDS. I can give credit where credit's
to you. And if I'm honest, we've probably got bigger fish to fry now. When did he score
that goal Junjoz thinking wow wow that's going the season for me but unfortunately
when you score a goal on that and it still looks 5-3 just takes a little bit
off it isn't it 100% if you look at the goals are lost by the goals of the
equalised by you can get you can say do you know what that's a good goal the
It goes it lost by tough to take.
As K-side got his gong here, yeah of course he has.
Where is the gong?
It's in the middle of the manager's...
He's brought the gong, is he?
Yeah.
He's bought a big bottle of primers.
Well, the people still buy that.
Well saying in the chat, is he going to run out of orange based things to wear?
Well he's got 11 weeks of different outfits to bring.
He probably is to be honest.
He probably won't run out of my gunners.
Oh, that's the whole devil's part.
Love your reaction by the way, on your second half game changer.
When he pops them it's the line.
Aww.
You're over the boomer though, aren't you?
It's the worst thing.
Well it works out alright at the end.
Yeah, I don't mind it in tight games like that.
Wait, was you hoping for a 1 on 1 or fair play?
To be honest, I think at the time, I think I wanted one on one, I think we were a goal down, what was it, I'm gonna be drawing.
Oh yeah, I probably was open for the line then, Taylor.
Yeah, we were a goal up, Jack.
Ten minutes, we're ten seconds away from our first half game changer.
Gold devils are looking good, I can't lie, they're holding them off well, I'm just going to keep the ball.
Let's head into the game chain to them.
I'm not a fan of this.
I'm gonna go on the side.
Gold.
I knew it.
Well, it's not big yet, so statistically, you probably say it, probably ask of me.
On the side for the next three minutes.
Basically, you can't be on the side.
It's as simple as it sounds.
It's down where you want to be, where you want for the next three minutes.
I don't know that. Nothing else really does change.
The goals will still count as one.
What were just a bit of insight in your half-time talk in that last game?
What was the words you were saying, you and Sam Cox, in the huddle?
Half-time. We found ourselves 5-4 down at half-time.
And that first half, the energy weren't there, the precision weren't there, and the defending weren't there.
And we looked at them and we screamed at them and they were quite aggressive.
We went, how much do you want it? That's what it comes down to.
football is a mental game. How much do you want it? And you could tell by the goals we
scored there, yeah, but we wanted that. We deserved it and we've got it. And that's what champions do.
One interesting fact about your side tune is that you've had more penalty than any other team in
the league. And scored the least. The bad news is, you've missed more than you scored.
Yeah, exactly. And yet, still won the games. So I can't complain too much. Mackenzie!
Oh, I went one a bit of that.
Ah, that was it. I wanted one on one because they have two corners. That was right.
Just going to go all-angry central. This opens the game up for prime.
And I'm just going to call it now, Brandon.
There will be a one-on-one at the end of this game.
Maro.
Maro.
On the rebound, anyone there queers to route?
No.
No, we're not there for no devils.
Well, it just feels right.
I mean, look, they've averaged 60-plus percent possession
again, primary.
They've just had to sort of just sit back and deal
with all the pressure that's come their way.
Love that.
So far, they're dealing with it.
Can they catch them on the counterattack?
Don't lose it there.
Maro.
Where's your block, epic?
Hassan.
There's the block, epic.
Hassan delivers back.
Image on the volley.
Great block.
Get in front of it, don't let him get the shot.
Man, out he goes.
It's a great ball to be fair for on the same way.
Goal devil's position.
Mopolo!
I think that'd be too happy with the half-way break.
They've had eight shots in this game.
Do you have any one-shot on target so far?
That's the thing, you can get the stats up
and say we've had an X amount of shots,
but if you're not hitting the target
or even causing any threats to the goalkeeper,
we could all have a shot from the half-way line.
I think gold devils need to get out there hang on man Polo over the bottom
Tell you something I think Brian will still be favorites in this game, but I don't seem like they've got the shooting boots on at the minute
I think if anything gold devils need to see this out for half time
They can't be like in prime. I'm too much possession when they can't be offside.
You look behind that gold double defense now man Polo, three is your like in the box.
Not found in there. The last switch stop.
McKenzie! Barakim has pushed over the park. Definitely a push in that.
You've got to give out a little push, don't you? So you can send them off balance.
It's a physical game, right? Can you get it too obvious?
It's a physical game, mate. Oh, CSL's on top of that. That must have been the nightmare that came out.
Nice. He's going to play a new
part in this defense. Jordan
Thompson. Can he stop the attack
in presence? Timmy Abraham and
Eddie Mieko there. Six foot
plus frame. Great. Never a
foul. Recycle it. I don't know
what first nearly half of the
looks at it. I think the one
try enough to win this game.
In the patient, recycle.
Illich, the sack has had offside there.
Oh, I'm not sure.
You can't be offside.
You can change.
He's on the side, Brandon.
It's all right, mate.
I'll watch the game for you.
It's the opposite side, Fiat.
You're not the only team to win, Fiat.
We are 12 seconds away in our onside game,
but unfortunately, he hasn't saved as much.
It's going to be a near and near halftime,
That's a good one, brother. That's a good one.
Two gold evils.
And Prime FC.
They may have been a good 15 to 16 shots in the game.
23 of them are on target.
And the half-way point is gold evils, 0.
Prime FC, 0.
I
All right guys, I'm with the albanian eagle the talisman of rockers FC the man of the people
Burgers papaya man, and we're in the fortnight room and we're talking fortnight phrases today, bro
So I want to know do you know third party?
Not really. I'm gonna explain to you what it is. It's someone who just makes an entrance
Goes to the top row and I want to know do you think you guys at Ruckus FC are gonna be third party in the season?
You're currently seventh. But do you think you might have a chance to just win in the whole thing?
Of course, I'm saying go good team. We're gonna first game lost to you
But I'm gonna try it bounce back and hopefully climb up the top four
Oh the way you've been playing this season and the border league in general mate
I put my money on you man.
I appreciate it, I'm just going to keep trying.
And yeah, shout out to the team as well.
There you go, another Fortnite phrase that they use is
Sweaty, that's usually a player that does the moles
or it could be good, it could be bad, someone who's just doing a madness.
Who would you say, or who would you reference in your team
that kind of resembles someone who's sweaty?
I would say it's in a good way, Musso, he does everything.
He's an engine, so I'll say Musso.
I saw Musa earlier and he was sweating. I'm talking literal sweat. I'm not talking about the good sweat. I don't have clothes.
Because I was saying, bro. I was saying.
Hey, pick up Tabusa. But yeah, Brent, do you want to close out?
Pick up to Madboy Ergis, man. He's going to be doing his thing on the pitch.
Let's start. Let's boogie.
See you there.
Well, as I said, I'm joined by the main man in the commentary box.
Andrew Ginge joins me here as we say. We've got a few minutes before we jump into the next game tonight.
I mean, look, you're on beaten so far.
Have you looked much into the likes of the NDLs and the Prime and I'm worried about the other competition because I think one thing we've seen from all the different teams and the top four teams is just very different styles, even from SDS to Prime to NDL to United.
I look at it and I think if you ever play on this in front of you, there's no team in Barley that's untouchable.
You know what goes on with the ground envelopes and the Prime SC allegedly you're not untouchable you will drop points
It's a matter of when you play that much you play that often you will get found out and you play as a retired
Strategies won't work and in reality game changes are massive part of it
I think when we start playing the higher end of the table it's gonna start putting the difference and I think I'm very excited for it
Who would you say is the seed that's impressed you most so far this season?
If I'm being honest, I'd probably have to go United.
I think the fact that they're on beat is fantastic.
They were unlucky the first game week,
they're clearly just trying to get together.
The other games have shown thought, they've shown aggression,
and that's probably why they're top four the minute.
And who's an MVP of this season so far?
You can't say Kadele Daniel.
I've gone Callum Butcher.
I think he's been out of school these days.
Someone who's not United.
No, so far, I've got the sniper at Elich for prime.
I think you've done fantastic.
Absolutely. Well, look, we are heading towards,
we said, the second half here.
Gold devils are hanging on, but how long can they hang on for?
0-0 is the halftime score.
Of course, they're taken on prime in the second half of action.
This is game four of the night.
Cam prime, go and make it four wins from four
and continue the pressure at the top of the table.
Cannot wait for this.
That looks like it's going to be Lukman-Kasim and Tim Airbram
to kick us off for the start of the second half here.
Gold devils just have to keep on doing what they did
in the first half and when it gets to that game changer
that will be one-on-one.
Where we go then?
Brown and Smith and Anguijins here on commentary
for your second half.
When are we gonna see this first goal, Jins?
15 minutes goal, as if it was weird tonight
because we've had at least seven goals in every game
and we'll be at nine goals in the first half.
You've seen in my game.
We did.
Yeah, I mean, are you not entertained?
I think we'll see around there.
The 18th minute, I reckon.
I'll be honest, it depends on whether
the goal devil will switch off.
They're soaking up the pressure,
they're dealing with it.
Are they gonna get a counter attack?
Probably not.
It's more of, if they can stay switched on
for the next 12 minutes,
I reckon it'll stay 0-0.
But we'll just have to see.
Also, corner's going to be a massive part.
As McKenzie goes for it.
Snow on that one, that high.
What did you make of that goal area today, from Vision?
The goalie.
The goalie?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I did see I was managing a case of coaching, not
managing, sir.
Yeah, to be honest, I think it's absolutely
shambolic goalkeeping.
And I told terms that.
Tommy Boulangio!
Off the head there.
Jordan Thompson didn't feel that one at all, did he?
That one's at the roof.
It was more so how he avoided the...
I can't believe he didn't hit the roof.
I can't believe he didn't hit the roof.
That curled around the screen in the middle.
Yeah.
And then dipped perfectly into the back.
It was unbelievable.
I can't lie.
It was unbelievable.
Great tackle there from below.
But what was going on there with Serge for a few times?
He was given a few arguments in his teammates.
They were new team penalties.
I know.
There are new teams of our league.
And when someone's telling them what to do,
they're not understanding it's part of the game.
They're kind of seeing it as, oh, hang on a minute.
He's getting angry at me.
They just need to sort of realize, do you know what?
He's just trying to help me, but obviously football is an emotional game.
So I'll get there.
You know, they were fantastic to get their first win today.
Cationisty headline results so far tonight.
Community beating, vision 4-3, SDS winning five goals, the three...
United 8-6 winners, three wins, one draw on beating and four so far.
There's Bill Hatem, was with a fledge on that one.
What's more crazy is we haven't had a single corner in this game yet.
either. That just shows because no shorts have been on target.
No corners, 17 minutes into the game. He's lucky how he sends it along for the press there
from Timmit. Looks like Primer telling them to stay high in press. Switched off a bit
Mckensen over LL 10, plays it out wide. Gold Devils remaining to be deep. So trying to find that middle man up front to hold it off, but unsuccessful passes.
Yeah, this has not been the prime that we've been used to seeing. Have they met their match?
Enemy Aiko. Easy picking there for...Sarin Sane.
Who have prime's game been against?
Well, last week they played Clutch.
Matchday 2 they played Ruckus and in Matchday 1 they kicked up against M5.
Well, M5 aren't the best. Ruckus probably should have gone two in a lot.
And Clutch FC just probably got overpowered physically in that game.
But like I said, the playing as a team there that seems a little bit more even balanced
is a bit of physicality in this team. There's definitely a bit of skill.
And then, 18 minutes in, it's not all sunshine and roses for KSI.
Well, JJ does actually draw this up to his second draw again today.
It's back on the Redbridge Street, 3-3 versus 10 men today.
It's a goalkeeper, they may look to fire it long.
Is there a touchdown by what an idea that was for Johnson?
I don't know, great idea.
Tommy Bones puts it down straight away, tries to play.
Rumors in my chart are down on that bridge with 3-1-0.
I mean to be fair, I don't think they've lost since he's come in.
I think they have actually lost a lot.
I must admit they've done very well.
They've done a lot of games, haven't they?
Yeah, they've done very well.
They've had time in football and...
I think you'd be seeing Andy Cowell in Caretide.
Do you want him running a team?
No.
I'm going to show you the power of CSI, the power of social media.
That's why he is preferred to us as a goat.
My goat is Pieface 23. Shout out to you, Pie.
Obviously Pieface back on the other side.
I'm sorry, he was a flexion.
Go Devils, I've got to work it back. Almost. They need to stop for him playing a little bit.
As soon as Toby gets it in his hand, he drops it
straight away get some play and get some ticking.
Do you reckon we can get Pie Face back on the sidelines at some point?
I think I can assure you I can actually promise you Pie Face will definitely be back on the other sideline at some point.
I believe the 27th I'm not at ball as I am in Japan so it's going to have to be Pie Face to take over the reins or Steve Bratton or maybe a tech team on the manager I mean.
Well, not the... not the e-manager.
Yeah, we'll just move on to the football.
That's an off-off, all right.
It just would be the way that one of the weeks we were in Liverpool.
And you're away.
I know, I'm fuming. You couldn't have timed it any more, could you?
Quick. Free kick!
Great save.
Back to Winnick!
Oh!
Brilliant double save there.
There's chance of the game so far.
I said it before, Alex, it's been fantastic.
But that's an unbelievable double save there.
to get back up and leap across his goal to get an extra hand on that really good
I'm gonna have to rely on that
I'm gonna have to rely on the goalkeeper and a lock prime
to ever push in a shove
I'm sure they can get from straight in there as the game goes on
Pro-mort getting their own way
That was the first save, but the second save was even better.
I mean, it's anything, you've probably got to do better with the first save to push it out wide as a goalkeeper,
get it away from the danger area, he doesn't, but he makes it up far and
he works his design to pass it to the cameraman there.
No Ryan, the sideline match is on the 1980s, I've got to work it back there for Johnston
Elish now, to make the boys from this one.
They have to get back, they have to get in shape, they have done, Johnston's work
racing it back there, got to stop the corner, can, second corner.
It's coming!
It's coming!
It's coming!
What's coming? Is it a goal or a penalty?
Penalty I think he's referring to.
They pull forward.
Sayoud.
Can we just clip that?
It's coming please. Just in case they don't want to.
I'd love that.
They have to sort of cut the shirt in half.
I think they should both wear the shirt.
If they draw 0-0, I think they owe everyone in there.
But it's totally 10-0.
That's the first time in history, when I knew when he had a 1-1 once.
There's only a leech.
Why not?
Did he get a hand on that?
No chance.
I think they're going to challenge it.
No, they're not.
Making a substitution, Alex goes off and
I think he did touch that with his right hand, didn't he?
Did he touch it?
I mean, if he did, they could have probably thrown in the flag there, but I'll tell you,
he gets one, two, three prime players.
I don't think this goes all the way to a game changer, is to win it.
It won't.
They'll get a penalty.
And then it'll go to one on one.
it'll go it'll go one on one
20 shots of another three times amount of short prime then
here we go give it touch it find it back
he has tips over the bar
four weeks in
nice to see prime not getting the decision though
Scandaric.
He's the way.
He's so hard to break down.
Kenzie plays long term.
Anime Aikyo.
Offside?
Is he offside or did he stay on from Jordan Topps?
That post is available.
He has offside.
Just curious actually, what was your take on a my challenge in my game?
Let me see, I'm going off the whistle. He took the shot before the whistle, so then it should have paned. I'm just curious to what your take on that is.
Well, we waited a little while to see the clock. Obviously the clock's the...
The old man decided.
The old man decided, but I fully understand why you challenged it.
At first I was trying to work out what happened because he was sort of hobbling off of his knee.
Yeah, he was.
20 shots now with the game, 3 of them only on target.
20 shots and 3 of them on target.
Top golf scorer is in the league so far.
It's like he's boxing, record that, isn't it?
throws about 40 punches and only connects me through.
Brilliant there from Johnson.
And now he sees the overlap, he's got time to move forward.
Tricky with his feet.
Plays it back into the corner.
Corner! It was given!
Yes, it's a corner.
Could you imagine if Goddard was going to snatch a one-man win for a penalty?
I'm just getting a bit confused about the prime thing that maybe there is a game-changer on the line because I don't want to have shot in front of it.
Saka-san.
Part 1 or 2.
Beautiful work there, that's why a wheel stone must be really regretting letting him go.
Last week he was a representative's nation.
I'd say something as much as a banter as a one-proud moment for Zac as I'm presenting you nation
Man Polo, Zicky Blonde, no
That's what he said it's coming
I hope it's a blue button for their fans.
Shot that trumpet up and do it now before they get hungry.
KSRB refunding the travel for those fans at the moment.
He won.
He should.
Shot from McKenzie, there's your corner.
There we go.
Is this the goal?
Is this the moment that will give us our first goal of the game?
26 minutes.
He's on the horizon.
Still goal is there.
Who's taking?
Oh my!
It's coming.
Sit down and shut up.
It can't get a worse surprise, can it?
It can. I mean, they've had over 20 shots.
They've had a penalty as well.
Four on target. They've had a penalty.
And then...
They're wasting chances. They're throwing them away.
And sometimes egos can take you so far
that it can't always get you over the line.
And that's what we're witnessing.
It's what we're seeing here.
This could be the first time Prime dropped points.
Manpolo, Mackenzie, bombed it off.
I'll tell you what, whatever game plan has been performed from God,
they have played it to a tee, haven't they?
They've restricted every shot from some distance.
It's an absolutely fantastic ball.
Is this going to be the breakthrough now?
Under a minute left from the game changer.
I think they've got to just beautifully play it out there
on this left-hand side now, Devils.
They've got 45 seconds, did it go for goal?
I think they do. Number six on this left side.
And a chance to break away now.
Gold Devils have got to get back now.
Mampolo got a challenge.
It's a passionate challenge.
What a reaction there from Sanne.
25 seconds away from the game change.
He's just smart with the ball now.
Just have to be smart with the ball.
Given away.
Sacka San.
Sacka San, pass one.
They're going to keep the ball now for the game.
the game change you if it's one-on-one
solid ball well well well again change it's gonna be needed here to the sides who
is winning this one let me tell you something Brandon if this is one-on-one
it is going down to the wire prime filled with fantastic striking
One on one.
I mean, we haven't seen it tonight, Gigi.
It was inevitable, wasn't it?
Yeah, it's intriguing how we've not seen it tonight.
And then we see it.
We see it now.
It's definitely chosen the right game to come by.
Let me tell you that.
It's his bot to go action.
This little player for each team will shoot from behind
the outside line just inside the opponent's arm.
It is three minutes of non-stop action.
I mean, this has got to be Blousey.
Blousey, we're not for gold medals.
Who is going to step up for prime? It looks like Stefan Illich.
Yeah, Illich is a fantastic player in this.
Gold doubles, gold deeper, coin more, 12-3's in.
He's going to go all the way, he's going to box it big.
Remember, you cannot use your hands.
15 seconds per attack.
Who's going to be a hero? Who's going to win the game?
first shot for Illich on target and now the advantage goes to goal Davos below. It's not,
but it's a nice ball through stepping up. The franchise. I think he scored on a 36 goals
in Bar League looking to make it 37. He's just over the bar. Now looking at the target
this game can they? Back to you Stefan and it's now. So Insano might be in the
goal of Gold Devils being carnage's hands. I've seen that face by KSI before.
That's what he looked like before the result versus Tommy Fiori.
Orange off target again.
It's got to be better.
But also huge to get gold devils.
They're opening goal here.
Nearly 28 minutes of our goal.
Belar lines it up.
But also huge.
And it's won now to gold devils.
And that is the last.
A leading product by Garthamil.
Get inside, look to the sky, it's on Easter, he needs Jesus Christ to save him.
Goodness me, wow, oh wow, Man Polo's been sub-done to make it 1-1, how are we going
to see it, he lines it up.
Man Polo can't score, well at least we get it, she said she'd do this on prime,
we're about to crack.
I think they have cracked, I think the youngs are leaking out, or maybe some
I love a chocolate easter egg and I love Bill Al-Sayed right now, if he can make this 2-0, sorry.
He's in no rush.
It's going to be a long way back for Brian.
But there's loads off the line by McKenzie, still one goal in this, but one minute 42 seconds away,
goal there was off from the biggest shock of the season so far.
There are no corners, just a remainder in one-on-one.
Man Polo lines it up.
Man Polo!
What the set is for the Saturday?
What, 90 seconds left?
It's 1-0 to Gold Devils.
KSI is 90 seconds away from her and a Spursher as well, by the way.
I'd be more worried about the money you invested into the team.
Going to waste, Bilal.
Surely not.
To make it 2-0.
The double there, Lee, but absolutely the captain for Gold Embers.
You've dragged it wide.
And you've got to look at this now.
There's going to be a guarantee. Two more goals for Eva team.
There's at least three more goals here, including this one for Prime.
This is one of them, in it. Great save, he's two on the edge.
From his body on the line.
And now, as you said, two shots to Eva team.
It could end three, two, it could end one, zero, it could end one, one.
You don't know which way this game is going to go.
You've got the gold devils, the cinema pitch now like it's over.
There's a long way to go yet.
I'll show you, to double the lead for Goldemmels over the bar.
Got a lock in, man.
It's my end, one-one. There's the Spurship.
Back to this. Village.
To tie someone one-one again!
Saved!
Unbelievable!
We might get a physio on for a concussion test.
He's took another one to the head.
But he's doing it for the team. He's doing it for the Goldbridge.
This is a fantastic game so far.
How on earth have Primes still not scored a single goal?
If it goes in now it's game over, bit low for 2-0.
They're going to get one more chance.
One more chance.
You win the game.
Survive the shot, you win the game.
Timmy Abram against Sanay.
It's 13 seconds left if Bilal is smart and he sees the game out, his game over, he's doing kick ups, he's laughing.
The prime part, he's over.
Well JJ Wajrae, it's coming, it's your first loss of the season for the Bilal.
Game set match!
Goal-breaker!
Goal-breaker has done it!
And it's amazing, I'm saying, Barlow League!
Wow!
Mark Goalbridge!
Look at the reaction from KSI, he cannot believe it!
He goes on the pitch as well!
Wow, wow, wow, get that slurshirt on!
And I can't believe it.
How the hell has Prime not scored a single goal in that game?
I'll tell you why.
From the tactics I took over before the game, Brendan,
there's one way to be able to win that is how you do it.
And why?
There you are!
I need some.
The last one I checked.
I thought it was a good shot, though,
but he's back to well-endure.
JJ's fuming.
He's kicking off.
It's all going to be a hit in the air, it's a hit because Prime just lost their first
game.
This is what's going to happen when you think you can just walk into a league and do what
you want.
You're going to lose games, you're not going to get what you want and if this is how
you react it's poor.
It's unsportsmanlike and it's not what you want to see.
James, heads like news, Prime, they're not that unbeatable.
They're not that unbeatable.
Told you before they are not untouchable and if you actually look at it prime and drop down to third in the league
After that defeat and JJ
Take your photos, take your videos, take your screenshots.
Well...
He sponsors Arsenal with Brian.
He's got a box at the stadium.
And he's repping their rivals, Tottenham, Hotspur.
Goodness me. Life comes at you fast.
Unbelievable.
And we do. It's a pleasure.
I'll catch you next week.
But what's the storyline?
and he's got as just one his team a huge three points on the table and look
that is shaken up the season already and we're only in match day for unbelievable
scenes full-time result as we said gold evils one prime nil you never never
predicted that one at the end of that one
Oh my lord. This is absolute pandemonium here at the copper box. We got Idris Elba,
King Kenny and Nick are in the building and let me tell you right now Idris take your mic.
I'm going to stand in the middle here because this might cause a bit of a ruckus right because
that is what is going on here right now. Number one quickly explain the suit. What are you
you wearing so last season I feel bad for Idris I've got a lot of respect for
him so I gave him a sympathy win because they had no wins at that point
and we had a bet on and coincidentally I'm not aware of this
okay now tell us the rest of it
you look amazing give us a twirl
go on go on give us a twirl
it isn't that trashy
first of all you never gave us no sympathy win we beat you and we beat you with
giant killers and we added back and I told you if I be you gonna wear what I
tell you to wear and guess what baby gal
we talk about big taking no prisoners no sympathy what happened because the
people in the chat are saying Judas they're saying that you move and you
caused the ruckus what happened what happened right I'm super between you for
a reason listen Idris gave me an offer that I couldn't refuse maybe a lead
He's up coming film. So I have to take it. Okay. He's an amazing after. There we go. He's better than they come
The crazy thing is yeah, I've been to every single one of his boxing matches, but the thing is
What you don't know yes, he knows nothing about
We'll be you already we're gonna be you again
main three football players. No, no, no, no, we don't have time to be ready with all these players.
So, man, who knows more than you? It's about history. Yeah, we won already. We're going to do it again.
We're the wrong guy. And right here, I've got my real brother, who'd never switch up on me.
Never. That's my brother. I know him. That's my brother. I love you, Jess. That's my brother.
Oh, OK. It's a family affair right now. Today is a day for giant killings. We just
seen Prime go down. Ruckus, could you cause a ruckus and bring another giant killing?
Absolutely. We beat NDL last year. It was easy for us.
They were having a good season, but we're only four games in
and we know how they play. They've got one of our players.
They stole Dara Dada and we know how he plays to break his confidence.
It's going to be light work for us. I just want to ask Idris a quick question.
Have you ever witnessed in person Ruckus beating NDL?
Have I what? Have you ever witnessed in person Ruckus beating NDL?
No, I was in Ghana on a lounge with my feet up and a pinacolada.
So, we're going to see if you're there good luck, John,
or if you're a cast on the team.
Womp, womp, womp. I just want to beat you wearing my suit.
No, I'm wearing a ruckus suit to the ruckus funeral.
Oh, whoa!
There it goes. No top floor after this one.
That's Buzz, that's Buzz.
Yeah!
Right, guys, listen, we've got a huge game, enjoy wearing the suit, it fits you very
nice.
Listen, avoid him out of course.
Guys, it's been an absolute pleasure.
The game is the game, and we have a game to play.
Can we get a handshake?
You look lovely, by the way.
Wow!
It's like that.
Watch, watch, watch.
Brandon, take us away.
Well, there we have it, handshakes between the two.
Kenny's, Shane's side were a promise of a role in one of
the pictures of his brand new films that is coming out.
I mean, everyone's throwing wages on these games.
If you miss the noise, you miss what's happened.
The biggest reaction has been that Prime just lost 1-0
to Mark Gold, which is Goldevils.
In what is a masterclass on result?
I don't know how they pulled it off, but they have.
Just held the time for a few pitches.
And then we are underway.
Come on, let's go.
Here, as we said.
Rockers versus EDL.
Of course, Rockers have suffered back-to-back defeats.
They lost to United just last week.
EDL are two wins one draw.
They're on beat and they beat Deputure at 6-3.
However, when they played last season,
Ruckus' first ever win after five weeks on battle win, sorry,
came against NDL 7-4.
I know Nicky ever said, was he here, was he not?
Regardless of that, as it stands,
NDL have never beaten Ruckus in football league history.
Can that change now?
We know there was loads of prime fans.
Where are the NDL fans?
Are you here supporting and watching on?
That was a bet between the two of them.
He goes in a rockers suit for more of the first of the last time.
The big news is that Kevin Vagan is back.
If you're an NBL fan, you're a baller league fan,
Kevin Beggin from last season.
Let's have a look at the teams.
There's Kenny standing there next to it yourself.
Well, here we are, the first and foremost for Ruckus.
Aiden Prowell plays his first game as Ruckus goalkeeper.
No bell on Barichu's been a wild card previously features.
No Michael Kass, Jordan Winter, Bradley Williams or Hazer Sabre.
and he's got a lot of
players here. So, Wild Cards,
Nairu and Daya, Riley Snow and
No ski coming. All three
Wild Cards being used for
Rutgers on the opposite side
for NBL. Only one wild card
and he goes with Kevin
Vagan. You must remember him
from the German pool League
and more so last season. He
won the pressure point
penalties earlier today.
Last week and Sanfis Geraldis scored a hat trick last week. Of course does feature glass a really strong team features Dylan Barnes
Kieran Clark and in play Isaac Modi. I mean the people's MVP. You absolutely love him Solomon Bar
Tyler Winters on the bench and Dom Vos
Well, they're always in the same with their fans, it's not an ideal level. There they are.
In their numbers.
Just drew a quick there in the huddle for NDL, a new part of the coaching staff this season.
Prime get batten, everywhere they go! Prime get batten, everywhere they go!
Everywhere they go!
Why the fuck is Nicol wearing a ruckus suit?
They've got ten goals last season Kevin
Hey, it's coming!
It's coming!
Fucking is it for?
It will be
That is so funny by the way
Lost the bat, what do you mean?
From the tee off and we are on the way
Ten goals
Lost the bat from last season
He involved Brett Motown goalkeeper. You've lost me.
Amongst the 100 plus names all playing for National League.
Oh, he lost the bat for last season.
OK, I'm with you. OK, you're not the team I'm sorry.
But, last reminder, you know, with that, he was a star last season.
At least he honoured it. At least he honoured it as well.
He caught the eye of it, DL.
Season two to season three. Got yourself a move.
Jeremy Sajkar in flight.
I wonder if there's any shades going about.
Incredible.
I definitely want to see it inside out of the world.
Absolutely fucking starving.
That game off the prime lost.
At least no one's what you call it.
Captain Price is going to keep it this week.
Yeah, I mean, I said,
what will Captain Price pull away?
You know he's not the best game there.
But you need to play to support him out when you do.
I'm a roster.
I'm going to pull him out.
had a punch it and catch it but he's also played night 90 minutes so I'm giving that as well
how do you vote for MVP I'll tell you something Rodney I said to the boys after I said boys you've
all put a graft in there but I said there are two people that changed that game for us
I would say it could be up there. Yeah, you were three no down. We were four one down.
That's just yes, yes. He presents the show as well.
as well. SDS full prime. You've already got the same amount of points as last season.
I'm sorry, mate. We're doing well. We're second. We're second, by the way.
He's in the big area, I'm interested. Chat, vote MVP chat, genuinely. Please vote MVP,
Bozze or Rodner, right? Chat, I said to the boys after I said Bozze came on and he fucking
changed that game massive like the energy and Rodney he fucking changed it as
well. Absolutely brilliant.
Boz it was fucking brilliant. Choose one. Who do you reckon chat? Bozja or Rodney?
I thought how? I'm pretty sure if there'll be a QR score somewhere.
Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I reckon Rodney chat Rodney chat one
One nil ruckus eh? We want a ruckus win. Let me get the table up Chad. Let me get the table up.
Let me refresh the league. STS atop with four games unbeaten. NDL a second. Oh yeah. Or NDL a second. That's because they're drawing now.
right, okay. If NDL lose, oh no, they're losing. Let me refresh. Yeah, NDL are fourth now.
Sandro, eh, Kamara, Sandro Kamara is classed, but sometimes we need him, sometimes we don't,
right, and it's just about getting it right. He's got, he's so good Kamara, he's brilliant.
Unreal and he listens. Oh
And yell at the pressure point. Oh my god, bro
They've won the pressure point twice by the way if he wasn't going to pressure point they'd be on six seven points
That is mental
I'm saying the pressure point I hate it
You've all on the head and shoulders Instagram
two zero. Two zero, Ruckus.
Oh, wow, wow, wow. Hey, Jack,
who liked my commentary? I
thought I did fucking brilliant
tonight on commentary. I love
doing it anyway, but I fought
tonight. I was somewhat good.
I was fucking great on commentary
tonight. Get back on comms. very good. Thank you. Thank you. A bit of sketchy in parts.
Yeah, 100%.
Matt McT1 here. Great save.
You're making that some of it's not that me. He's be careful that he actually might cancel me one day for no reason
Wendy on second corner
Interesting summer look here
Huge goal for angry gingers, you know, I had size of a look
Oh, corner. There we go.
Oh, yeah. Hey, how good was the, hey, the play in Bracknell a bit. It was fucking brilliant,
weren't it? Oh, my God, he's in again. Three, he'll
put it off the line. Hey, that was a great line. That was a great line. Okay, go over
He'll be speaking to his team at the minute.
He'll be speaking to his team.
Watch under my back heel. I might have missed that when I'm watching it.
1k bits. Go on, UNESS!
Hey, thank you very much, mate.
Yeah, let's go bigger next week, UNESS, mate.
Hey, UNESS is the one who organizes the ultras.
Fucking go. Go on the bike.
Yeah, let's get some more if we can.
Yeah, no worries will do Jay will do
Need to be louder no, you know chat but my point is they're not gonna be as loud as Ndl and pride because we don't have trumpets
And I don't want trumpets. Do I mean I don't want trumpets. It's so cringe
It's not you don't get out of football in it. We maybe get drums what you want drums
I think drums would be good, but trumpet's in all that no
Yeah, right, okay drums
Mr. Jane
Go on miss ginger favorite of five love I appreciate that. Thank you
Right
chat fucking roasting. I was thinking when we were 4-1 down chat, honestly, through me
and I went I'm never wearing this fucking jerky-do this tie again, you fucking no-chim
cunt. That's what I said to myself. I thought it's fucking set me up to fucking fail there.
I couldn't do it. I couldn't treat myself to it.
I'm not sure. I'm trying to think how many cars I've had today.
I'll have a look. Tyler's on.
Who's this Barnes for India? Oh, no.
There is India's keeper. He's given the bottle away.
Where's we calving the VIPs mate?
What about Cal?
I'll put my shirt on Charlie, I'll give you that.
Oh!
Oh!
Check it out!
Tyler Wickers, take one!
I think you're that big time.
You don't get much game time at the end of the river.
Don't mind that, it's a small amount.
Oh my God, two tubes.
Oh my God, what a save, what a save that was.
Hey, that's a good shot, unbelievable.
That's going to be too soon for that guy to miss, yes.
Hey, it's been fucking pulled back central today, haven't it?
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, to be fair, not the most of you, Lawrence.
Penalty, though. Penalty now to Rutgers. Fucking hell, it's coming out.
Corner. A third corner for Rutgers.
It's time for a Rutgers penalty.
Here we go.
Great finish.
What a goal.
What a goal.
I feel like you just gave up with the handball as you just gave up with the handball as you
just get an excuse to throw it at you.
I mean, it's a weird one because I get what they're saying, because they have to go off
the buzzer and the clock, but we go off the whistle, so it's like, well, what the
fuck?
How was that, Jarmine?
It's a weird one of that.
What did you think of that, Jack?
What did you think?
Okay?
Oh, mate.
That's a fucking great game with all the demos.
Great game.
Pardon?
Yeah, I couldn't do that.
I'd refuse to do it if it was me.
I would never made it back.
Explain what I mean.
So basically, you get 30 seconds in free play, right?
right so as Kamara's oh my god as Kamara's hit the shot the referee hasn't blown
therefore we're in play then it hits his hand then he blows and says times up
really you should blow when times up so it's one of those ones but apparently the whistle's always
is a second R2 behind. Oh is it Cubs? Cubs then. I can't remember but...
COXSY!
Second.
Unbelievable. Second at the minute mate.
It looks lovely, doesn't it?
It does. What a fucking game we had.
I didn't realise I can't work with Dolbrich.
Can I just say, right? I gave them sets on how to beat Prime.
Press of?
Yeah, no, no, I will say what I said, right?
We said the same thing, yeah.
We won with the community today, we won today, and then with the 60 devils, we couldn't bring them up.
Everybody who was getting on to you for all the games that you've lost.
I know, yeah.
No, you can't stop winning.
Everybody's saying it, but you know.
No, they don't.
Keep going, run to the right.
Exactly.
Then keep talking.
Honestly, fucking, but that's the lead at the minute.
SGS top, United second, prime, third, NDL fourth.
I've got a feeling it could end up like that.
What, the top four?
I think, honestly, I think clutch gets the call.
I'm just against the man.
Clutch, we're three-nil up.
The goals that STS goes to get back into it, are outrageous.
Like, they won't swim again.
Like, top three kick, top, top, ball, now.
He's got a minute, still went in.
Like that. Whereas, obviously, because we've just been in the fucking shit.
Shall I say, we love you.
Wow.
Bro, look at that man.
We love you, Copsie. We do.
We love you, Copsie. We do.
Son of a nice man.
These are all the people that come in the mainstream now with us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Did you hear what the Champions say?
Looking back on my first match,
I cannot escape, I cannot forget.
Copsie, you're the one.
You still turned me on. Football's coming home again.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I wish I heard it right here. They'd probably see it to me and I'd have to find them.
Sorry boys. That'd be nice. If it ends up like that...
Yeah, 100%. But yeah, I think listen, they're beatable.
They're beatable. And they're beatable.
There's literally no one that's unbeatable.
And, do you know what it comes down to?
First game of the season when we dropped points in those positions.
But, after that game, what did we say?
We said, we dropped two good points there.
I said two drop...
We had a positive.
Major positives we didn't we didn't approach it. I've go our boys. We've got we've got a win next game
We have to we just went the plug is that we're gonna do that
And then what I also said to you visual finish 12
And that's that's why they aren't a minute
But oh my god, three three game changer
Yeah, I thought about this
Because you keep your master's off.
The boys, now I get to be tough.
I said to it, I give fucking credit to the positive.
And I give credit to the positive.
And I give credit to the positive.
You know what I figured about them today?
They brought the energy we needed.
So you could tell others were lacking,
and they brought the fucking energy.
And they were fucking brilliant.
And I fought Pablo off the bench.
He had the total cost of fucking the energy.
100%.
I certainly feel like, in comparison to even the first two years,
Definitely more of a together. You can get 100%
There's no real babies
There's no babies in the team
Absolutely not
Everyone just wants to do well
That's what you want, 100%
We're more of a team this year than we are
Honestly, brilliant
SUZIE WON A 25!
Go on SUZIE you mad bitch
Thank you very much SUZIE
I appreciate a 25, love you're a fucking legend
Thank you very much love, I appreciate that
It's 3-3 at the minute
What benefits us more like if they draw then they go second but in reality they've dropped two points
Whereas if Ruckus win, they're gonna gain and go on six
Draws are good. I missed ten. I'll do chat
Hey Susie, thank you so much man. Susie's my sugar mama. Yeah, fucking unreal. Go on Susie
No, I there's a few Susie's up to you love
Honour was really good off the bench.
I thought Honour was top.
Honour was the best.
100%.
Honour was brilliant.
I can't wait to watch him.
Yeah, Honour sir.
Honour sir.
Honour sir.
And I drove here today as well.
So that was four hours back.
I did not want to fucking lose.
Did not want to fucking lose.
Honour sir.
Honestly, when we went for one dance.
Do you know what?
It's because we had no energy on the pitch.
I was looking at them.
They all looked exhausted.
They looked like they even thought they were going to lose.
Which is carrying the car.
Yeah. Butcher's got a calf injury.
Pablo done his calf in the first two minutes.
Pablo did his calf in two minutes, brilliant.
Yeah. Kadele played over the weekend.
Oh, soft calf, NDL 4-3.
Really bad defending that.
That's poor defending.
Winters, you're the primary mate.
Really poor defending.
He's been good as well, just a manual.
He has, he steps in when we needed him.
I remember the first game, we were a bit shaky.
A bit shaky.
He's come into it, he did brilliant.
That ball he played to Bozze, when he hit, ah, unbelievable.
Do you know what goal was that again?
Where, I think, Cabs for the shot,
he set it back to Bozze and then Bozze finished it.
On the free kick, they got it, yeah.
Wasn't that from the free kick?
No, that was a different one.
On the free kick was unbelievable.
The free kick was unbelievable.
When we make a wall, we need to tell Medin to stay in the wall.
He didn't come back on after that.
He was out last night.
He was out last night.
He was out last night.
That's why he stayed on the bed.
Hey, Rosika, if I ever had a five-love, go on, Rosika. Thank you so much.
Thank you, Rosika, love our fucking turn this off.
But yeah, I fought over our real fucking...
We deserved them, right?
You're going to play like that. Although we weren't at our best, that's a tough thing to get into.
They've done really well against Goldbridge's team, that's the...
N5, yeah. They've had really good fortunes up to here.
And they've got some really good players.
Really good players.
I'm going to tell you, it was very good.
Very, very good.
And now, I'm going to take that off the list.
Set your week, if you like. I'm going to tell you that update.
If we took that start season...
End the other top of the minute with 12 goal difference.
Hailey, thank you for the 10 love, sorry I missed it Hailey.
Thank you so much love, I appreciate you a lot, you're a legend.
Thank you Hailey love, they did beat them.
No, oh did N5 win, they're not really dead.
N5 at 8th, they've only won one game.
Look at this, I came out in the song.
Where was Felipe?
Was he...
He had a game, he had a game.
Oh yeah he couldn't make it.
And he played nine and he was...
Yeah, fans.
Thanks for everyone's third game.
He wouldn't have been able to make it at least.
No, he wouldn't have been able to make it.
And who would have been sad to see that?
Tyrell?
Uber?
He was in the game last night.
You are fucking... I hope so.
He was doing jabs for the game and cheesed like eyes as well.
I said to him, that was the only person I was supposed to be showing as a team, but I had to whack my eyes.
I thought there was a glimpse of the pitch, but you kept that down in slow motion.
Oh, I understand. Fucking hell.
He said, Cops down with no hits, my hits are gone.
I could tell.
The one that really got to me was the parent, the free kick in itself.
I agree he shouldn't go through the wall, but in the middle of the goal.
Yeah, but you could tell he was fucking absolutely shy.
But his distribution, his distribution's been fucking top notch.
And we score a lot from it.
Then balls over the top to Bozze.
That's what a lot of them won as that game today.
So, he's been quality.
Do you know what me and Julian had to say? Pablo and Voskot are best friends.
I've heard that.
And we knew Pablo came, Voskot would up his game.
Yeah, that's like 20%.
He almost like tries to outplay Pablo.
Yeah, good.
So, he didn't keep it going.
Kamara was good, Sanjo.
He's good at spells.
He's like a firework in here.
Yeah, I would be sad.
And when he goes out...
Yeah, back on. Yeah, 100%.
But that go of his right foot was fucking quality.
He's like a proper game changer coming on.
100%.
Come on, like, just, you know, a full five minutes.
100%. Yeah.
But he's long to take again.
100%.
Exactly. No one's going to play 30 minutes there.
No one. Unless you butch it.
Tarell, Tarell, Tarell, Tarell, Tarell's a joke.
You need to watch the interview answer.
He said, yeah, it's Sam Goddard,
James has given you a round of the match,
and he's like, yeah, he's not funny, wrong evil.
LAUGHTER
He's so funny. That is unbelievable.
But, yeah, I said to them,
vote your match MVP,
Tyrell or Bozzah.
Yeah, we'll see you in the vote,
but they might vote fucking.
Bill Alters would be prime.
Even though he definitely isn't a VP,
but that winning goal could win you.
You never know.
off chat. Ruckus, I'll be honest. I don't think Ruckus are that bad, you know. They're
not a bad team at all. Very good. They're just saying we want the orchestra to be louder,
so I think it may be drum, rather than a trumpet. You know what, that's why the whole time.
It's, it's... To be fair, our boys might respond to the Green Vainers too. What's
You've got a lot of the African boys in the world.
What about the green trainers?
You might be too young. Do you remember the Sam after the World Cup?
Yeah.
Oh, them ones?
Right, okay, okay.
Interesting.
Our boys will be dancing alone.
Right, okay, okay.
No, get the drums out.
Drums.
Get the drums out.
Yeah, we won 8-6.
Or the Coty Hall.
Yeah, the Coty Hall.
6-1.
6-1.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Hey!
You know.
Yeah 100% love that, they're probably all there but they're spread out so you can't get in a bunch, we haven't made a bunch, that's 100%
We're on telly, we're on telly
What should we do? We should get YK to tell the ones that are just here, just go sit in the audience
Oh my god, four short, what a goal
What a goal
Wow, what a goal that is.
Who wrote?
Yeah, he's fucking quality.
I don't think rookers will let him go.
Not unless he falls into the way I was at.
What's he on it, Ro?
Oh, the challenge in it.
I still don't know the name of the brand.
The only way I've accepted that is if Idris would have said I agreed to come and wear
it.
I'll fucking wear it.
He's on franchise.
He's on franchise.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
So what are they challenging here exactly chat? A foul?
Oh they're saying it should have been a ruckus throwing.
A famous Alex Korn the boy. Thank you very much Alex Bray. I appreciate the five man. I hope you're doing well. I hope you enjoyed that game as well bro.
Thank you very much mate. You pronounce it Empoko? Empoko.
I'm a kind of pooker.
You think he's got Pablo?
No, but when he signed for Spurs
and he came in and he introduced me to a word of English
and he said,
my name is Paul.
And one of the boys in the changing room said,
I ain't no one from Belgium being called Paul.
Your name's Pablo.
It's just, it's been Pablo from then on.
He's literally been Pablo from then on.
That is unbelievable.
That is unbelievable.
Yes, mini-minster.
Yeah, what time is it to be back on set off now and get all nice just like a stream site
Deportrea I think
Unsuccessful
Simon join back I don't know if I'll be any any chance of that will decide. Oh
Yeah, Goldbridge when he came in you were calling the portrayal you can't go into port real. I said what the fuck see you good
Oh
Wait, how's it for free? Oh, it was successful. Oh, I thought he said unsuccessful
He was in the even the flyer for it to become the new James Bond
Hi. What do you mean?
He's not confirmed. He was in the running.
I don't know if he auditioned or anything, I don't know, but...
I wonder if someone like him just looked at the audience.
I think anyone should audition.
Yeah, because you might find the next James Bond there,
but you've not even given him a time of the day to be kidding about for interest.
I don't think you should ever get given an acting role based off your previous work.
But it's surely that similar to like getting a manager to follow you.
Yeah, but he's still with the manager in and say what do you want to do? What's your identity? Where do you want to go? Do you know what I mean?
Are you looking to get my kids to work anytime soon or are you going to focus on ball off?
Oh, fuck you guys.
My back was going.
It was going there.
35 now mate, you can get out of that sometimes
and not that kind of game
Get your mind out of the gutter bro
Oh my god
Challenger again, what a challenger
I think that's a penalty. Oh yeah, it is a penalty in my opinion. What do you reckon?
I reckon that is a penalty chat. It's very clumsy. That's a penalty. Let's have a look.
Yeah
What did you think of our challenge?
We got the whistle.
I need to watch it back.
I also was looking at the screen and I think you didn't marry up to...
Exactly.
Also, it went to 33 and restarted with her, but that's because the ball went out of play.
She not reset when it goes out of play?
What's the rule?
Have a look there.
We don't know if he's going to have another chance.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, I don't understand.
Let's update the league, Chattanooga.
Ndl a second with 12 SDS with 12 and United third with 10 prime 4 from 9
Nice not but by the way, they're only second they're only 3rd because it pressurized
They'd be on 10 points. We'd be above us
I honestly I think we put Sandra back on it
Or can't you take 10 of these?
Goalbridge, Mark, unbelievable, that's the class from the Goalbridge.
Well, it was partially through to you guys and in Paris.
It was the same person that I'm playing on.
You know, it's like my style.
You can't do what you've got to do to me.
I had a picture with a son.
He's not got the shirt.
So I hitchhiked my ass.
You could put the shirt on.
Did he?
At the very end.
Did you have a picture of your son?
No, I didn't.
That's my way down.
It wasn't there.
I thought you were gone.
I didn't take my ass.
Didn't take my ass?
Yeah, you know.
I thought we're all, you know...
I thought we're all in Barley.
If you don't mind, I'll shake your hand.
I'll shake your hand.
That's all I've got.
I'm going to do you by the hand.
You don't have any hands.
He's not very happy, is he?
You can shake the hand.
Clay, come on.
I won't shake the hand.
Wow.
Anyway.
Well, congratulations.
No, I'm not going to watch the match.
Oh, my game was unbelievable.
That's what I did.
We thought we were done.
Honestly, we thought we were done.
Bit of a sense of skill master class.
Keep certain players up.
True.
I think it's a good one.
I think it's a good one.
It's a good one.
If you bring him on and he can cheat, you've got to think about that.
One thing we're better at is shoes.
Last year, when we had a play-up, it was obviously looking like a tie-in.
The first toys out of the crown, you'd be like chucking, volatility and stuff.
But now, you've got the boys on the side that aren't even playing and they've coached it, you understand?
If you've got, like, collected...
Yeah, we've done it.
I think that's very happy, 100% I think it's open and stuff, and people will look back at the open format and actually this is the way to do it.
And you can do more, like we had a very good episode first.
You could have won it with that, you could have opened it up a little bit.
Second half, we're trying, I've heard it's spicy, it's hot.
Yeah, I want to take your word then.
I think they're hot.
I'll give you budget.
Not to them, they're shaking out, and actually it's been a big advantage that their coach
would have had this time, because I was trying to break it up, and it's this big guy that
was just pushing me, and then my players are getting mad, and I'm trying to break it up.
Apparently, their players wouldn't shake hands with our players.
That's an awful fucking egoistical galant.
Where's your 10-year-old?
Yeah, right.
I'm sorry if you're still upset.
I don't know about professional people, professional footballers.
You humiliate.
They don't like it.
That's all right, thank you, I'm going to give you some.
And I was on calls, and Jason, when we got the second corner, kept going,
come here and you play his face.
And I went and just put that for when the results in.
And then I was saying, Mr. Pennerhead.
Yeah, I'll talk about that.
Yeah, Mr. Pennerhead.
But it was a hard time.
He was coming over to my side, wasn't he?
Why don't you play football?
Why don't you play football?
I thought this was it.
That's the football's Arsenal.
Yeah, that's football's Arsenal.
Football's Arsenal.
Oh, look, they're doing that for years.
Yeah, go and get him on there, yeah.
That's how you do it, mate, yeah.
Which state?
Because I'm the third, 27.
27.
I'm on the next wave.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, perfect.
I see that, yeah.
How you doing?
Well done, you.
Thank you very much.
It's coming.
Oh, it's 5-4.
And the challenge in it again.
And the others conceded, but apparently the keeper's had a rutter.
Offside.
Simon, are you giving it all the gos there?
I can't be, I'm not signing him offside. Let's have a look. Where's your side? Let's have
a look. Oh, he might be, you know. Yeah, he is just
It's a great challenge, I think, I think his shoulder is in front of Fitzgeralds.
I think it's close, I think it's close.
I think all of you have to give that a go.
Why? Because you give the benefit of that to the strike.
Unless they do the lions on this.
Yeah, but what? If that's the case, I'm going to be fucking fuming.
True.
I'll fair enough say.
He's got to be lying, they've got to do something.
He can't really call it, unless it's lying.
Well, he's about to.
Offside, he's given it, offside.
Oh, ruckus players are going over.
Oh, okay, nice.
Yeah, he's back.
It's been good.
Someone, the STF presenter came in before, man.
This could be the best night in Borla League, it just happened so, reckon it happened so.
Did the crowd, like, gain his freedom to say it?
What kind of holidays make the crowd massive difference?
Go on, Callum, you mad bastard!
Tell Coxie I know him from Hampton Days under Gary.
Callum who?
Callum, what's your full name?
Surely, what are the Hampton Days?
Well, I used to play for Hampton.
Oh, did you?
Anyone on your team called Callum?
Callum who, Call?
Yeah, give us your full guvah.
Just a Hampton fan.
Sorry enough.
Nice to see you, Call. Meet ya.
They're still going back and having a look at this, by the way.
Yeah, a chance for the test from the offside.
Nichols going over
Three challenges successful by the way, three three goals is ruled out
He's making himself out of here like today. I went Marks and Spencer's bit posh to me. I've got a 26 drum chicken, right?
I got some great raspberry
And I got I didn't get some cat in the caterpillars. That's because I'm driving for I was a bit of sugar
Yeah, I'm the big one. There you go. There you go
But after that game I might get a McDonald's. I'm gonna
No, no, no, I was always joking. I was always joking. I was always joking. I got salad
You can't go back, you're doing well, man.
You're doing well, you'll be wearing a vest in the summer.
Fucking hell.
Zoolander.
Zoolander, Jesus.
I had a great line on commentary for the watching parlor.
You appreciate this being, but they're just...
JJ looked to the sky.
I went, Jay, oh my god, you might be in again, offside.
It seems anyway.
anyway so JJ looks to the sky it is Easter but he needs Jesus Christ to save
him now unbelievable Peter's Yorah here we go unbelievable he mails off it would
you do oh yeah I can ask him would you do and I Rallys me streaming in person
yes would you train me for the charity match for the Sidemen charity match give
a training session. Alright, okay, we'll get that set up.
Of course. That's two weeks time. Yeah, that is...
It's on the 18th, so I'm going to be in London from the 16th.
So would you want me to come down to you, or would you come up to me?
Oh, actually what we could do is plan it, and we bring all the boys up,
go for a meal, and then do it that day.
Yeah, we could do that. I'm pretty free at the moment.
Oh my god, I was 5'4". You can't rule that one out.
I see the one where he was losing coaching and he told him to open the gates.
Oh my god, he went like that.
I'd like to think he was Bannerin but with Jakey you actually don't know he is shit he is probably shit
but the funniest thing is if he is Bannerin he's had that prepared
if he'd have had that prepared you'd expect him to go to me make sure he tells me to open the game
He didn't I just did that. I thought that was gonna be so quick. Yeah, he is quite quick. What did
Yeah, oh we can go for a meal on roll in Liverpool
perfect
If I'm not 27 from not
I mean, Japan, I should be, have you been to Japan?
It's so good.
Talks he's been to Japan, he said it's unreal.
Tokyo, we won the best place I've ever been to.
Oh, that's after the charity match to 20F, oh yeah it is.
Oh, it's a Monday after, innit?
Well, you still go out for a meal,
but the training session has to do before.
What do you reckon we should do?
Because the boys can come up on a Sunday,
stay over, and do a meal on a Sunday night,
or should we...
then we all come back down on the Monday.
No, I'm saying if the Liverpool are on a training, right?
Yeah, yeah, I'll get everyone a hotel, if you want.
That's a lot more than that.
On a baller should get a hotel, no?
That's awesome.
And they get the hotel, no, no?
I think so, yeah, we'll see what happens.
So if we do the middle on a Sunday, or Saturday?
Yeah, that's fine, yeah.
Saturday. Unless you come down after.
Sorry, they're playing Saturday, right there.
So we'll get them down Sunday.
They can stay over Sunday night.
Yeah.
And then Monday after the game, if they
want to stay over, that's on them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we want to come back.
Come back.
Yeah, OK, sorry.
Should we do that?
Yeah, that's fine, yeah.
If we're early kickoff, we could probably get a train back.
It's not a worst case scenario.
If we're early.
But I've got a feeling that we're not going to do it.
On the afternoon.
No.
Oh, that's a good block corner though, no?
No, it's going to go any way by now.
It could.
By the way, at half time, I said this will be one-on-one for the prime game, but it was.
How many times have they had one-on-one now, Jack?
It's just so lucky, isn't it?
I'm so lucky.
I can't believe we haven't had one there.
Yeah, we've not.
They've had three out of the four weeks.
We've already muched last year's points.
Last year's points?
Yeah.
Total?
Yeah.
We were shit.
I only remember us beating Dizio, M5, we drew to clutch.
When you went away to the jungle.
That was the best period?
No, right, we drew.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Although we didn't lose.
It was Dizio.
You'd rather win a game and then lose two.
Do you understand?
So he kind of mastered it, didn't he?
We weren't terrible, we just called him.
We weren't terrible, we just...
But also, when you start on the season like we did,
you just confidence-joles.
Physically, we were in it.
I mean, it says everything when I'm coming on the scoring.
It says enough.
It is the best player.
I don't know.
We lost and the picture was still huge up there celebrating.
Yeah, we were 4-1 down there, fucking man, it was all about it.
Fucking brilliant.
No one even cared about it.
And then Pie comes over to us, I'm celebrating.
Fucking losing, get back!
Fucking losing.
And here's Pie back, get him back.
On the 27th, I'm going to get either him or Steve Bratton all to come in on the Saturday.
Steve, yeah.
Yeah, he's unreal, isn't he?
Yeah, they're both unreal.
Steve's such a gentleman.
Yeah, he is. He's unreal. That's the father of it every week.
Oh!
I think this will be fair play.
Yeah.
Well done, you.
Well done, man.
Well done.
Well done.
Good.
Yeah. Oh, is that corner? It has to be a corner.
Did you not give a corner for this? Oh, I think it has to be.
Carry it back on Saturday. No, not this Saturday. It's next Saturday.
Oh, it's a free kick. We don't need to do organized free kick
better. When it's on this side, it's left footed. When it's on that side, it's
Rightfully, I get what you're saying, it has to be, look at that wall.
What the fuck is that? You should just lay it off there.
To be fair we paid the right decision to name a cat on it that far.
Because cats, it was the house, it should have been an internet.
And cats actually learned how to shoot them.
If it's right in the middle, golf works.
I don't know, was it Tarell that blocked on the line?
Someone blocked but that gulped it.
It was Josh.
Pablo said it and I fucking shouted it.
I said okay.
He stands there, blocks it.
Oh my god. 100% yeah.
Fair play, I said that.
Soldier.
I'll be streaming when I'm in Japan.
What's Steve Brattano's last leg speech?
I will do.
How fine advanced do you know your games?
Well last season and the season before
we found out when it got announced. This season we're hearing it a little bit
earlier. I know who we've got next week. So,
it can be a breath of calm. Come on, Rattus. A draw would do us
nicely. A draw would be nice. Departure, O'Chasek.
Why have you not trapped him?
What's going on?
See they've just lost four seconds there because you get the ball away and then nothing's been done about it. It's so frustrating.
Yeah, Rodney was unbelievable today. I can't believe he's played 90 minutes on it.
He is a machine.
He is honestly a machine.
I remember he was at Hampton with me.
What was it?
I mean like the fitness test in...
How old was he?
Two hours.
30.
30 plus, I think.
Me and him, he's been in the field.
Oh really?
But we just had preseason testings.
It was always me and him, like the last team we'd run in, like long.
But he used to be able to do like plank position for about half an hour.
Like plank test, half an hour.
He's got an unreal core.
Unreal core.
Unreal core.
He gets out long man.
The things he doesn't change in the changing rooms chat, I don't really can say on stream, it's so funny.
So funny.
He is the funniest man here.
He is hilarious.
If you're a ruckus, you can't have to draw a foul there.
Just to get him an arm and off the pitch.
Ah, Marlon Hedwood's over there.
Who?
Remember you used to play for West End, Marlon Hedwood.
You're on the Newcastle owners over there, the leader.
Yeah, she's lovely. Yeah, she's really nice. She's really nice.
I can't go and say hello.
See if I can get a job.
I think she's gone now.
At Marlowe Hamlet, he's the paper West Army's, er,
he's going to see you, man.
Won the FEC up, no? Wait.
He played in the FEC at the final.
Oh, Exona? What? Did she not own it anymore?
No, she don't.
No, she don't.
He won't lose castle now then.
Wait, what? Since when?
Yeah, no, she did leave.
Oh, that's him. Oh.
Oh, my God. That's a great save.
She has nothing to do with this.
Oh, Soundy have bought.
But I thought she was part of the Soundy deal.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, what a save.
Good save. Great save.
If that's more in the corner, it's a goal.
That's a great scene as well.
She sold her shares.
Ah, right, OK.
Oh, my God, he's put it in his own goal.
Ruckus put it in their own goal.
They're challenging.
I don't know what they're challenging.
They're challenging offside.
What on earth are they possibly challenging there?
Oh, yeah, it's Leelstone with Wembley. Do you get a medal?
Question. No idea.
No I do, I'd...
So based off what they're doing probably not...
No.
I probably would have won one of your records here.
At first.
So you didn't say anything about it? Honestly, I don't care, chat.
I mean, it would have been lovely to go to Wembley Man, but you always feel that you don't win the semi-final, you're not there for the final.
Yeah, I hear that, I hear that.
I think it would be unfair for me to say that.
Oh delay in the restart on the
sideline this will be interesting.
Now there's one more insert.
This is interesting.
Delaying the restart.
If this is finished Gerald then he smacks it away I'm pretty sure.
I don't get what the fuck there was no delay
Yeah, I don't get
I don't know what you're challenging there.
Oh it was before that.
We're doing so far back they can go back.
Oh Kenny's there what?
That could actually be the worst challenge ever.
I thought he was in the jungle, but I challenged a challenge.
You challenged a challenge? I saw it, I saw it, I saw it, yeah.
I challenged a challenge.
I saw it, I thought.
It was, I think they appealed for a foul.
They'd give the foul, overturned it, and you went fuck that.
Yeah, fuck that.
Ah, man.
Jack, tell Tate about my fucking bedding battle. I want the fuck he's doing, bro.
Fuck about the people's bedding.
They have to score this in any chance of anything.
Score this high-press and try Nick won, but I doubt it.
Fuck off the building again.
Corner. Oh, I saw it in the second one.
I want to.
Eight, seven, six.
Makes no sense, still.
Four, three, two, one.
The winner.
Game match.
NDR win.
People are leaving.
And you'll see.
Keep your mates over there.
On Monday.
Yeah, you know that.
Yes, freedom play for the team of coach.
Yeah.
I still say the best shot stopper in the league. I love him, he's brilliant.
I didn't think Abdul would get the move. I didn't think he'd get it but he's not
No.
They've not won a game yet though.
No.
Did you get him with the...
Could he play for us now?
You're doing his fitness.
How many times when I got back from the jungle, was I saying bring him off?
Yeah.
Because he's running up and he ain't getting back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why did Max leave?
He didn't leave.
We didn't really know the context because we went for something different and distribution.
I love him. He's brilliant, isn't
it? He is just a funny shit house all the time. Basically what
Nichols just said is, yeah, the team played well, but I'm the
reason we won because I challenged it all. I love him.
So, he was here last week.
I feel sorry for Max, he's gone for a week, he's gone for a week, he's gone for a week
I feel sorry for Max. He's gone from united with all the fans and support to one of the
Rangers he's known to fuck about. All the story is here.
It's mad, there's no Wembley tops.
There's not going to be, is there? There's not going to be.
Everybody's forgotten that Wembley 1 is still open.
I'm right. All the reason people know FDS when it's because they don't start fucking going on about it.
considering Wembley is local I know yeah
Ask Oxy when he beat Oldham 3-2 was it one of the best games that you managed
Oh yes
Was that when you were 2-0 down?
2-1
No, 2-1
2-1
Why was it so good then?
We had to win to stay up
That was my first manager of the team
So I'd gone from literally I was playing the season before and I hadn't got a contract,
I was sniffing around, didn't get a contract, Wilstone bought me in as an assistant manager.
Hello? Oh there we go, there we go. From the top, I didn't hear any of that. Sorry,
Chia.
Yeah, no, I got asked to take over for the last six games. And I think we won three of
the five and we needed to win this last game against Oldham. We played Chester Gold, we
already won the league, we beat them at home. We beat Paul Kinn, they were a bit
We had our match back there, we had a big game.
Big games, and then we had Oldham, we had to beat them away in their back yard to stay up.
We was 2-1 down and ended up winning 3-2.
3-2, that's unreal.
That was unbelievable man.
That's a fucking unbelievable.
Definitely one of my favourites.
Do the clown noise.
For fuck's sake.
Jins, if you win ballers who's keeping a trophy, I will happily give it Coxie.
I'll keep the medal.
What's that?
The baller of the trophy.
he's really taking the piss now I'm not even nibbler
no I can't lie oh wait oh I'm gonna definitely lost my gun
oh wow I wonder how much they paid him
is that the joint?
two grand a week I had
is it?
I heard it's two grand a week
and then he's out now
I wonder if he still commits and pays him
That was the vicious rumour that was going round.
It's not rumour, is it?
We'll say allegedly.
Two ground a week.
Mental.
Two ground a week.
It's outrageous.
It won't be nice.
As you can see, the crowd has stuck around for the Departureal game.
It's fucking going off.
It's a fire drill.
It's a fire drill.
It's a fire drill.
It's a fire drill.
It's a fire drill.
It's a fire drill.
It's a fire drill.
Yeah, can I have a...
Can I have a water please?
Yeah.
Max, thank you.
What do you think about Lincoln getting promoted?
I love Lincoln getting promoted.
My my head editor Lewis. He's either Lincoln flat
You know, I've got a drive home with Callum chat. Oh, oh, they did today. Oh, nice
Fucking Callum speaking to Scals Marla and cows definitely pissed god knows what they're fucking saying
Yeah, you're allowed three wildcards this week because, um, what'd you call it?
the fact that so many people played already. Every team was allowed I'm pretty sure.
Here we go. I love you too, man. Right, chat. I'm going to go and chill,
speak to some people and take some photos, chat just because obviously it's the last
game of the night. And this one doesn't mean too much for us, all right. But chat,
Thank you very very much for watching I appreciate you all for Fox.
Oh yeah, oh yeah! Oh yeah! We in the booth!
Who the fuck's like you in there?
Aye listen, I just had to do...
I don't move it, it's in the game.
Fuck you.
How you doing? You're torn?
Yeah we won the game.
I'm scared though. Just don't get me fucking challenge.
Now. I'll tell you something. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I will do it.
Tom, don't worry. We're in the right chat. I'll keep you
here with Scals. Alright, but chat from me. Thank you.
very very oh tazie's ringing man hello tazie okay yeah i'm good thanks to make you
yeah okay that's fine i'm gonna put it on the fucking floor and shit yeah
Yeah. Yeah, that's fine.
Hello, T's.
How are you?
Why did you say Brubba?
Why did you say Brubba?
Because I'm black.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm black, you know.
Sit, me too.
Yes, sit.
Might be, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Why did you go to football?
Peace.
Whoa.
So.
So.
Cold, isn't it, today?
It's cold.
I can say it. You can't say it. Oh, I'm giving you the pass. No, save it. Save it. Save it.
Don't use it just yet. Save it. Yeah, I'll say it for the right moment. Special occasion.
Right, okay. If I get it, I'll piss you off. That is mental. That is mental. That is mental.
Oh
Thank you so much for watching I appreciate you all man. Thank you for the bits and subs the gift is I appreciate
If I missed him, I'm sorry, but I appreciate you all man
I'm gonna try and nip on tomorrow for a couple of hours, but I'm fucking busy as fuck
And then Wednesday, I definitely won't be live because we've got both all day, but yeah chat
I will see you all for tomorrow whether it's for an hour or two. I will do the best to nip on
Thank you very very much for watching chat. I will see you all tomorrow. Good night. God bless sleep tight and
And are you going to go and enjoy the game or do you want to stay a toilet here?
What are you staying on?
I can keep it on if you want, but are you going to fucking go and chill out there?
That's not going to help me, I don't give a...
I won't be coming back.
You're not coming back?
No.
I'm going to score then, I'll be coming back.
No, that's not going to...
Right Jack, I'll keep on...
No, I'll see you in a bit, Maria.
Legend, legend, legend.
Legend, legend, legend, legend.
Right Jack, I'll keep the feed on in case you want to watch it.
Just end.
Fuck you all right.
Now we're good.
Yeah, right, right.
Right, chat.
Love you all.
I'll see you tomorrow.