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04-09-2026 · 7h 07m
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A man chazza sacked.
It is breaking news.
Fuck, that's the wrong one.
Fuck.
I've got a minute. Where is it?
Where the fuck?
Good evening, you join me on a Thursday evening, the time is 8 minutes past 6 and we have some
Breaking news, there's a delay.
Are we back on?
There we go, are we good?
Next time we'll do this again.
We'll just restart the stream.
Sorry, I don't mind.
We'll just get over it, let me just, yeah.
Are we better now, yeah?
All right, perfect, three, just give me a minute, yeah.
Thank you, for fuck's sake.
Can't do fucking anything right.
This is me the fuck off, mate.
Don't take the fucking piss out of me, fucking stupid cunt, but I'm not half, don't piss man off, I don't.
Yeah, yeah.
Three.
Err, excuse me. Two.
One.
Good evening!
It is your new toast, Angry Ginge.
No, it's not how we guess the minge, it's angry jing, good evening, the time is 9 minutes past 6 and you've joined me today as someone is no longer with us.
Cameraman Chazza often spoke too much, delaying again is it, might be that scream, give me
three seconds.
Good evening, I hope you're all doing well.
Cameraman Chazza is no longer with us, he won't even believe it, he won't even believe
it, you've done that, you just ruined it, you ruined it, fuck off, you fucking ruined
it, forget it, forget it, fuck off.
He spoke too much, he's been doing me a din, and at the end of the day, he's fucked off to Amsterdam.
Not give me any notice, right? And he's sending me videos of him getting wiped off in the red line district.
That is where I draw the line. That is where I draw the line.
I will not have that on my WhatsApp.
Under any circumstance, not happening.
The worst thing is it weren't even a fucking brass that was doing it
He was stood outside a window and he's mate was stood next to him going like that
What he didn't even fucking pay for it
Didn't even pay for it
Now I'm I joking a chat camera man chaser is fine, but he's still not here. He is returning tomorrow
and
Speaking of returning tomorrow. We have got a
group
And can we also please, please, what I'd like to say, tomorrow's bovboy video, in my opinion,
be if not the best. It will be up there with one of the best. Now I know what you're thinking,
Ginge, obviously you have creative direct. I did. So, like the sidemen, okay, we followed
the structure of, okay, one person is on every single video, every single video. I said that
last week. No, I was on, I was, because the video was a week behind. No, this week, this
This is the video I was on about, fuck Stranded in the UK, that pissed me off mate, I don't
know, I'm fucking...
Oh!
You completed another challenge!
What for you unlocked?
A new mode of transport!
I've already used it!
What do you want me to fucking do?
Fucking nip to nuts!
We're getting a fucking rocket there!
Yeah, fuck that!
I'm not a fan of that one.
Right?
Anyway, it's because, it's because we filmed it last week.
So last Wednesdays when we filmed the video out this Friday, all right, it was my opportunity
to showcase my class.
It was my opportunity to say, you know what, this is what we're doing.
These are the fucking standards that we withhold on the Both Boy Channel.
Show class.
Yeah, showcase.
Fuck.
So, I will, do you know what, I'll fucking put, I know what, I will put pressure on myself.
I will put pressure on myself.
I'll fucking do it. I'll step up. I'm the first fucking person to do it.
I'll set the fucking standards.
The standards got fucking set and I'll say it.
It will be the best Bob-Boy video.
If not on power of apprentice.
That was my favourite to film and to see the finest one.
That will be it. I'm telling you now. I'm fucking telling you now.
Gels with a FIVE!
Come on, Chels!
Thank you very much for the five, I appreciate that.
Thank you very much mate, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you, Chels.
Let me see if I've missed anything.
Let me catch you up and go on.
Excuse me.
Only enough to fear.
Thank you very much Kieran, 226.
Ashley, 226.
Two months mate.
UK Jensen, 226.
Two months mate.
Chels, thank you.
Bradley!
Bradley with a ten!
Bradley with a ten!
Bradley with a ten!
Thank you very, very much.
Bradley, I appreciate that a lot mate.
Thank you very, very much.
Baldinio, thank you very much.
May the 21st, ZW21 there.
Call you turn in 11 months.
Hayden, two to 12 months.
Yes, up the right.
Also, also, guess what, chat.
I'll give you a little hint, right?
Listen, I'm not gonna ruin tomorrow's video,
but it will be getting announced on Instagram tonight.
What the video is.
It is fucking unbelievable, right?
But what I will say, I'll give you a little hint
from one of the people involved in the video.
There is no delay.
You ain't gonna get me again.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
This is a little hint.
When I say, horn it, you say, gee, horn it, horn it.
And that's all I'm doing.
That's all I'm doing.
that's all I'm doing when I say honey you say jeez honey honey that's all you
getting I don't want to give I don't want to give anything else away but
that's all I'm doing no chat you will not guess it I come up it's a concept I
have never seen before I've never seen it before it's an original video it's
It's unbelievable!
James, James Verified, Verified, James Verified!
Come on, James.
It's not a talent show.
It's not above boys got talent.
It's not X-Factor.
No, you will not guess it.
You will not guess it.
It is so fucking good.
It's unbelievable.
It is so fucking good.
Honestly.
Last to leave the theater.
Nope.
That's actually a good idea.
Has that been done before?
I've typed it in and the Sidemen is not the first one that come up. I've got a fucking great idea.
I'm going to be there.
Like, we're going to do one.
Just thought of it.
How about this for a concept?
Last two weeks of theatre.
Just four of it then.
Yeah, and I've typed it in.
Sidemen haven't come up today, they've not done it.
Holy shit.
Exactly.
I'm going to go live in a minute.
What the fuck?
I'm going to go live in a minute.
Last to leave the theatre.
I'm going to go live in a minute.
Last to leave Jinji's room.
That's actually cool.
We have to do it at the start of the stream.
intro that's what we have to do I'm gonna give me like a few minutes yeah and
I'll come in no I'm gonna ask for a Bob-Play video I'm talking about the video tomorrow
I'll do much here and I don't know how he's gonna write a piece on it but you
honestly thank you you fuck this much right I'm telling you mine's good no I
can't have by the way do you want to know my idea no well no we know your idea
you dick was it a whisper nah yeah yeah yeah go on go on go on last he's
definitely carry okay it's not last to leave with Donald's what what hints of
you know you're not giving any hints when I say honey you say G honey G
honey G that's all I've done because from that they've instantly gone talent show
they've gone carry over they've got both of no one's gonna know I said no one's
No.
What do you say?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alright, alright, got to fuck it, got it, it's getting off today, we've got it, we've got it.
Someone's Nans involved, but it's not yours.
Alright, you shall lead your...
Alright, okay, I'm going to do one for my own, no one's going to get it.
For your video?
Yeah.
I can do one, I'd rather do one.
No, no, don't!
It's not, I promise you, it's not shit.
Right, you ready?
Can you whistle that?
Ready?
Whistle.
It's coming, it's coming.
Come here, just come here.
Nice, nice.
You should have actually done that in the video.
Bopboy Comedy Club, no it's not that.
You will not guess my video.
I probably shouldn't have guessed it mine either.
Yeah, no one's guessing fuck all.
I can't lie.
No one's ever got it.
Even Bingo, it's not Bingo.
By the way, I'm not joking.
We are now becoming creative geniuses.
Yeah, that's all of us.
You don't approve it, he just don't approve it.
No.
Karaman Chaz when Amsterdam, it's not fucking good enough Chaz.
Yeah, he's in Amsterdam.
Oh, man.
Katelyn! Katelyn Carroll! Katelyn Carroll!
We love Katelyn Carroll! Go on, you mad slag.
Thank you, love.
He's been on the demos.
Oh.
Makes points about holding your balls.
What?
What are you doing?
He's holding your balls.
Why not? What are you doing?
You're not your fucking thing to do, is it?
I'm not...
Jake, sit on that.
Is it actually...
No, you're not sitting on that.
I'll sit down for a minute now.
The thing is, yeah, with these, like, your mind-up thing, I'd actually get naked and actually just rest my balls on it, just to feel like...
You know what, that's what I'm trying to do.
Bro, look at his hands, he's asking for it.
Oh my god, I've got one!
Have you?
Should we try?
Yeah, that's got one.
Which one have you got?
The exact one.
Oh, why don't you get chances and then you put your tit on it?
Oh, not tit, but that looks like it's great to rest your balls on. You can't laugh.
Nah, mate.
At least go in there and tell us how it feels if you're not like that.
It's a Nickelodeon kid's casting.
Okay, yeah, but you have to say that, did you?
Yeah, you made it.
Yeah, you made it really weird.
Yeah, I don't know why you do that.
I got a bad head.
That's your best toy.
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We'll just have a second, dickpick to the admin.
Did you?
Mm-hmm.
I'll have.
Can I have a butterfly?
Yep.
With steamed broccoli.
It's by Sir Aspen.
What flavour?
Me again.
With spicy rice.
Thank you sir.
No worries mate.
I'm going to say 84 quid.
I'm going to say 84 quid.
Fucking, we should have ordered this sooner.
It's out of there love, yeah.
There we go.
What's up?
Hey Spencer, thank you so much bruv.
I'm going to the fucking buy. Why am I alerts are fucked?
Are they?
Well they're not renewing here look.
Oh, yeah
Well, there are a lot of spencer for the 40 may very much run appreciate a five gift as well spend on your dog
Hey, don't go changing. Thank you very much mate. Thank you, bro
I'm gonna go spam some paracetamol in the live. Oh, that's my too many
Do you already is jobs I think making meal but we could just shit food no my air-comp
Stop fucking putting on that sleep with it on and it keeps making me. Oh, I think because I was fine again
I went home, didn't I?
Well that's what they say about aircon.
I recovered and then I've done two nights
and I feel a bit like, it's not ill.
It's like, I feel a bit like,
and then wake up and my mouth's like proper dry.
Yeah.
Well, that's what I do to dehydration.
Hurts your throat.
This is what I'm saying, Chad.
Yeah.
Very chatty.
It's cleaning, it probably fucking does.
It probably does.
It probably does.
That actually could be the problem.
Clean your AC, it dries the throat.
you're trying to work out this morning, you know, like your car feels like
with like, like a furball
that was me this morning, bruh
Oh, Grim's here today
Oh, is he? Yeah, nice
I won't have a day to be fair
I might do a need a re-up
You were gonna get one on a Sunday anyway
Nah, I'll get one next week, I don't need a re-up
You were in London that week
Nnnnnn
Nah, not Thursday
I'm playing at Wembley
Yeah, we are
I mean, Thursday
You're here
Oh, yeah, we are
We've got something Thursday
Oh, by the way, I saw Duke see Cyber Encharity match 2v2 tournament.
Yeah, he left there a minute.
Yeah, but I watched the clip and he went,
I'm going to get all the streamers that are playing in a Cyber Encharity match.
I believe I do fall into that category.
Would you like me to message him?
Yeah, can we do that too?
I thought that.
Thank you only you.
What?
I'm not trying to win.
Ah, mate, change at the back, chance to run attack, that would be good stuff, that's right.
Nah, to be fair, we'd actually be quite good.
Yeah, we actually would be good, Joe.
Last to leave the sauna, that would be very good, but that's going to also be recording for 30 minutes and it'll be out probably.
Yeah, I'll give it 20.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
We tried to go in there before, it's turned off all of a sudden, so...
Yeah, we don't get out until it hits pizza, no mud.
Yeah, we've only been here for nearly a month now.
Over a month, actually.
Actually, no, we moved in one bit for Mark for today.
Mouth so a month. I'm moving on the first of the announcements was the fifth. Yeah, I moved in last week to be fair. Yeah
So not too bad. Oh my god. We've done a month already time to actually fly
Time flies when you're getting bombed. Yeah, I mean one of them ones
Thank you. Thank you very much
Just green ball a 225 may ogb favor of the 20 months may go on the boy and we'll maybe ring you tonight, brother
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Favourite of the 19, Yikeet, Favourite of the 9, Betjo, 28, Isolus Football, 2-17, Spenza,
Favourite of the 14, Harveeeeg, go on the boy, Favourite of the...
If that net's fucking broke, join me in doing that. What the fuck are you doing?
Alright, now we're good.
Let me know in the man the evening I...
Morning, shut the door please.
Sorry.
You good, you good, thank you.
Thank you.
You smack!
Right, I'm gonna put my fucking earphones back in,
but yeah, Jamie and I, I'm not even joking,
it's fucking unbelievable.
Jamie, that is unbelievable.
The video coming out tomorrow is fucking unreal.
Let me jump in and see if anyone is coming out.
when it's coming out I can I can see I can tell you's both boys let's have a look
what time is the poster coming out there we go be no what about be no oh be no
out today doing something that boy that oh shit that oh yeah that's on tonight
Let's get one question at a time. Let's get one question at a time. I feel like I've got loads of questions to answer and I don't know why.
Where's Beano? Beano is back. He's currently out doing a brand deal. He'll be back on later. There you go.
Next question. Darts. This is going to get set up very, very soon. Probably next week to be honest.
Anyone else got anything to say?
Clubs, I'm happy to do clubs like that, also signed up for GTA High Slater as well, so
maybe hopefully we can do both of them.
Why is Karaman Chaz's sax?
He's not really, he's called a laugh and a joke.
Come on, Oily!
P.O.
Box haven't been, er, haven't kind of been getting to the account in a minute, so he's
being fucking bollocks.
I can actually, let me, er, let me message, thinking about that.
This is a sugar mama, sugar mama
This is a sugar mama
Thank you very much, Susie!
Thank you very, very much, but I appreciate that.
I, Jeremy, I've got no idea why my alerts are fucked.
It makes zero sense.
Safe mode, what's this?
Oh, fuck that.
Maybe if I pause when I'm pausing.
And then up there.
What's this say?
Very weird.
Yeah, Jeremy, I've got no idea. My alerts where I'm normally reading, I can't come up.
Uh, Plano Tournament in Goodison Park today, I play the president, Beat the Scouts is 1-0,
and then, Anatoly is 4-2 to ruin that semi-final. Love that, Jess. Fucking well-in. Well-in, Jess.
Missed my 5. I've missed, I've actually, uh, Mr. Stiles, thank you very much for the 5. Sorry I missed it.
Hey, thank you so, so much. I appreciate that. Thank you very much, man. Thank you, Brite.
Brite. Bro and, Bro and mate, that's a good one. Thank you, Brite.
I know you're secretly dating Honey J. Okay.
Raven!
Thank you very much mate, thank you very much.
Oh wait, thank you for the 20 months but I'm walking back in.
Oh my God, how good was Raven back in the day?
Wow, what a show.
What a show that was.
Unbelievable.
Absolutely unbelievable.
Right, bear with me a minute.
Nando has been ordered.
ordered however. Also, I'm in a fucking good mood at the minute chat. We woke up this morning
at approximately half 12 because I didn't get back till half five from filming. Yesterday
was jam packed like a fucking bag of variables, right? Then next thing you know, we get back,
go to bed, wake up at half 12 and then next thing you know, I'm at the gym for one 30,
game of tennis win the game of tennis come back here get a shower get change on stream here we are
streaming now night let's go tap in at Wembley or goal line clearance goal line clearance yes thank
you give it a bit so that I appreciate it thank you right uh right we'll kick it off with PSG
Liverpool. I've not seen any of these yet so I'm excited.
Here we go. Here we go.
By the way, marking me off. What a fucking player.
I'm off. Yes, Tommy. Your shit, mate.
Is it bad?
See you in a bit.
People, other Liverpool fans are fuming.
I thought I know the timings, innit?
I mean PSD had a bad team to lose to right but I mean it's also it's also
quite unlucky goal to concede in it but that is actually quite an unlucky goal
to concede. Did Salah get dropped fully?
Oh, that's not a bad idea. That's quite close. Keepers done well though, I mean. Oh, wow.
Keepers done fucking really well. That would have been a goal.
I mean, if PSG got any bad players at the minute, Dua is unreal, Cavascala is unbelievable,
Vettini is unbelievable, Marquinhos is just so consistent, he's also got Nevesi's unreal,
Cavascala I can't fucking pronounce his name.
He's Mandembele.
Oh my god.
Oh, great save.
Fuck off is that Joe Gomez.
Is he still fucking playing him?
Joe Gomez, bro.
Jair in the middle.
The amount of time that he had, Liverpool have had to slag him off and he's still playing
for him.
Hakimi Nunes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Then Billy had a rotter. Wow. What, he still won 2-0? Not bad.
Oh my god. God, I gotta go back post. Oh, I weren't far though, was it? That was not
far away. Oh, that's just fucking poor. That's poor. Listen, you've got to wait for Kierkez
to get up, slip it inside. Dominic drops in there, he cuts it back to 1-1. He also needs
the police shots up. Oh my God. Wow. Should have been 2-0. Disagree. Should have been
two in ill who's man more like to be fair PSU was not great at all I know
something you love two in ill so it shows how shit you are
Diving Bastard. Diving Bastard. Diving Bastard. Yeah, I thought it was a free kick when I first
saw it. Poor referee in that. What a ball. Oh my god. Oh my god, I mean that.
This is poor from Graven Birches, not tracking his runner, lets him get on the inside, goalkeeper
comes for it.
I mean I don't know that's not been cleared down but.
Robert Sinclair's leaving, is that what you're going on about when you say for Britcio?
Is he left or is he leaving?
Let's have a look.
Me twitters not loading. Give me a minute. I see the YouTube or Twitter and that's the fucking only thing I can do
End of the season yeah end of the season I don't blame it
I don't blame it. I actually might go back to Scotland
They're falling apart out of the pool.
Celtic.
Has that been rumored or is that kind of what?
Is that erred off?
Hey, Chaz, the 26th team.
May welcome back in, brother.
What a thing of rugby.
Not a fan of it, mate.
Ooh, a tackle.
Oh, my god.
I can't see from there. Yeah, it's never a pen.
That's a great tackle.
No penalty.
Oh my god, how is it only two now by the way?
Man, they fucked that up shit pass.
Beautiful.
Oh my god.
That had been a fucking great goal. Wow.
Bro, it's actually mad, you know how fucking hard the pros hit the ball.
He's fucked.
They're so good.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, put it back. That's a pen. That's a pen.
I mean, that is actually a pen.
That's definitely a pen.
What the fuck I got away with murder there
They've actually got away with murder jammy bastards
Right he's on next oh
So you what I was gonna put a bet on I had a double on on
Tuesday right and the double came in because I had buying an arsenal
Right, and I was gonna put on a double again of
of PSG and the Barca, fucking hell, if I'm gonna, didn't.
It's a tie with so many possibilities.
Also, do you know what I noticed?
When PSG walked out, not PSG,
when Real Madrid walked out the other day versus...
Who did they play?
Byton.
Byton didn't walk under this, but Madrid did.
Is that all to do with mind games?
I just thought it was a bit weird.
Do you not think?
Yeah, I'm doing it better.
I'll look at my bathroom and dance.
This is a robbery this game.
Well, I mean, 2-0, 2-0, mate.
Oh my god.
Oblak's still injured.
I'll tell you what, I fucking love seeing Rashford do well at Barca. I fucking love it.
switch it no that's the difference between listen oh my god he was off this
is the difference here look iniesta javet and buskets find that pass there
I'm a runger I'm a right Bruno probably does as well just throw it in there that
ball has to go has to go there
Who was off there? Oh, Yamal.
Oh, he is as well.
I
Apparently Alvarez scored a banger Chazzy said but I've not seen it
My god, oh my god, what a safe
Well done well there
Hey, what a ball from Danny Almore by the way
It's a great save so bastard a minute 40 minutes in
How the fuck if they wouldn't turn it over by the way?
Oh my God, no.
Oh, that's a red.
That's a red.
What the fuck?
Oh shit, these rats.
He's literally a red card, bro.
He's in on goal.
Oh shit, these rats!
Thought he's literally a red card, bro!
He's in on goal!
There you go broadcast.
I just don't actually understand how the rest don't like...
Why is it even going to VAR?
No, why is it even going to VAR? No, no, my point is why is the ref that shit in the first place to not actually understand it's a red?
What about how bad the refs are?
Everyone who watches football has got half a fucking brain, knows that's a red card.
The level of refereeing across the world is mental.
And actually we'll say the refereeing in Barley's proved a lot.
Four coffee scores from there.
so is Griezmann. It's Alvarez.
You filthy bitch.
Do you know what he's like? What a goal.
Buster down to 10.
And Simeone's side in front.
Wow.
By a free kick of the highest quality.
Bro, that's unreal by the way.
Always you can ever turn the favour.
Bro, if this goes in, if it had have gone in, that would have been unreal.
Oh, I went far off either.
That's actually unlucky.
Yeah, that's a great save.
Too central, innit?
Too central.
He is indeed Oramonster.
Ten men dominant. Not that I basically mean, he's Athletic or I've gone one a lot, they're sitting back.
Oh my God!
He's got a kind of of a storm on.
Oh, yeah, I forgot what I'm playing for Athletic Out.
He had it on the air last year, I think so.
Last 15 minutes, bros.
They've got 10 minutes left.
Oh my god.
He's literally smashing grab in it.
That is literally a smashing grab.
It is a smashing grab because they've just fucking said they've had two shots on target
They're getting fucking played off the park against 10 man
We robbed them last night. What's over you a fucking athletic old fan?
I died in bastard get up. I mean, I love him and I think he's cars especially rookies a little real
Good defending that though
Yes, Aaron
Now they're not quite above Salon Aaron and they never will be mate. Yeah, I mean you've got to stand a rookie a mile
Yeah, that's worth 30 40 grand. I'm which is a rookie. Jakey Davis worth
There's levels for this game
Do I mean
Jakey to okay, but we're just gonna pretend this is the thing right
Who are we having tonight? Who are we having tonight? I'm going.
Johnny Clayton has lost a two on the bounce. I think Humphreys has as well though, hasn't
it's the all soul lost to on the bounce
hmm
and
I am so what I'm saying Clayton you know I'm saying Clayton
go in Gezi پ cooks little abundant on my like
hey this is a tricky one you know the battle of the Dutch the battle of the
Dutch scream Brian I can see it
well they put the fucking fall at four-way acro me I fucking promote it
I'm saying the young Jan van Vee
But if MVG's on it MVG's on it
Can't actually fucking
Yeah, that's just from your last two bets chart I'll show you in a minute. I'm gonna go
I'm going Van Garen, power up by 15%.
There you go, that's what I'm putting that on.
I'm going Van Garen.
Also, little, little to check out, 1-7-8 in any match tonight.
What's with the match I can put on that?
A tenner!
What's the fucking point?
Mendoz.
Hey mate are you ok?
Mate bro, Jake is in the chat
I'll put Jake is ingest on taking the food, give me a minute chat
Yeah, I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it. Georgina for the gifted so Vipa for the tunes prime.
Georgina for the five months. Say what is well on me. Kerber and for the 30 months.
Say what me? Cha. Do you believe me now? Do you believe me now? Do you believe me? Me
Who here has seen my knee fall in half?
Who here has seen my knee fall in half?
I told you, chat.
You don't believe me, brilliant.
Brilliant.
Rory, brother, some of us say it all, mate.
Thank you, Rory.
K Markle and brother Sigurd's plan as well.
2.1 K people in here, chat.
Fake.
What do you mean fake?
What do you mean? How's it fake? Tell me how it's fake!
Chah! My knee, genuinely, don't be wrong, yeah?
I'm a fucking pussy. I'll give you that.
I'll give you that. I'm a fucking pussy, yeah?
But I'm not walking around in a fucking knee break
for shits and gigs.
And I'll be honest, Chah, I'll be honest.
We'll watch it. We'll watch it on stream in a minute, yeah?
Right?
I don't know if any of you have played football,
I don't know if any of you are nurses.
I'm yet to go to a walking center.
I've not gone and got it checked out yet.
Which is probably like quite stupid for me, yeah?
But chat, jokes aside, don't say like that,
like you know, I'm gonna have to have me leg
I'm stating anything like that.
But is there anyone in chat who actually has an idea
of what it could be?
Or not really?
Why is he faking it?
Yeah, I'll lose my shit right now.
Yeah.
Okay, so I'm faking it one more time, yeah?
I'll reach in, right?
I'll be through your monitor
and I'll fix both you and you now.
And that's like a physical punchy.
Not like a fist up.
Tell me you just want to be really clear on that.
Steve, brother two and say one, mate.
Go on, Steve, thank you, mate.
Thank you, Steve.
Miller, brother three and one, say one as well.
Caitlyn, brother six and two.
Have you just knotted as you walked in your room?
Nando!
Yes, come on!
Oh, just tell them that you mean jury.
Go on, talk about it, go on.
Well, me knee is injured.
Yeah.
Right, why?
Well, you know me, James, bit of a warrior.
Right, so I'm on the football pitch called fuck off, fuck off.
Get him off me, get him off me, yeah?
And then he pushed back, my foot's over it,
my foot's there as well, and me legs going inwards.
Me legs are short, yeah,
my legs basically collapse on itself.
But how are you feeling?
Erm, I don't know, I just have to chat, like, what they actually reckon it is.
Erm, and then you walk through the door, Money.
Well, you actually know.
What, what, you think it's ACL, don't you?
Do what I think it is.
Oh, thank you, mate.
I think it's...
...you being a fucking mad ass.
Not in Rome, yeah.
I'm well aware I'm a pussy, yeah.
I'm well aware of that.
I'm not a pussy.
Alright, I'm...
You're a pussy.
I'm a pussy. Alright, I'm a pussy.
BAM!
Glad I can sound effects.
Erm, but yeah, I'm aware I'm a bit of a softy, yeah?
But genuinely, I'm ultra-wesson, things not right.
Do you have any more comments?
Yeah.
Oh, me, yeah.
Thank you.
Hey, thank you very much.
No fucking problem, mate.
Because this is what I'm here for.
No knife.
No knife.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Any other day, if you want to try and take the piss, I'll just twag it.
What?
Come on.
I'm not ass.
What if I don't?
You want to try and take the piss, and if you can get one over on me, I'll just fucking swing for it.
Am I taking the piss out of you?
You know what you're doing, you know what you're doing.
Am I taking the piss out?
It's genuine, am I taking the piss out of you?
Joey, that's what you're doing.
And I'm not fucking sitting there taking it today.
I'm not taking the piss out of you.
Are you lying?
Take the piss out of you there.
I'm doing it today.
All right.
All right.
Oh!
Got 90% of the GC high squad tonight.
Oh!
We're going to be robbing some banks and some people.
Oh!
What are you fucking out of?
You're dumbing me up!
Jesus!
90% of the squad.
Just nearly fucking ending my career.
Who's actually going to be the fourth person?
I don't know.
Please?
Tell you she's treating me.
She's treating me.
You got to.
I don't know.
You know, get me a plate and we can sit here like together.
No.
No.
I didn't know, so.
You just tip.
Broccoli.
Yeah.
There wasn't any more clean plates.
Broccoli.
There's your water.
OK.
OK.
All right.
Oh, thank you.
You're going to folk.
Oh.
Yeah.
No.
I don't think you took it.
I didn't take it.
You gave it to me.
Yeah, I'm on a health kick.
I've got chicken wings and just water fly.
No carbs.
Yeah, I'm being a good boy recently.
You wasn't going to want a double chicken wrapped in salad and the calories in it?
No, I've learned. I've taught.
Oh, I was? Yeah, I was.
So, we've got no forks in this house, then?
No makings. Everyone's a scruffy cunt.
I had to put out a knife in the wash tray.
Not in the teller on it.
I'll see.
Why is it in there if he's not washed?
I'll say it.
What do you fucking say to him?
He's fucking great.
Yeah.
No, he's not great.
He's a barbie, a dick.
That's Chazza.
Oh, no.
He's doing well, Chazza.
He's doing, like, keeping clean.
Bull.
Yeah, doing great.
He's doing great.
Bull.
You should be saying that about 25 years old.
He's doing well.
It's gonna be great.
25.
He's 26.
He's 26?
He's old, innit?
Do you know what I mean?
You say that about what you fucking say to him?
He's old, innit?
Do you know what I mean?
You say that about what you fucking say to him?
He's old, innit?
Do you know what I mean? You say that about your fucking grandma and grandad and the carol, yeah.
He's doing well.
He's doing well.
He's...
He can make a separate piss out of it.
But he's doing well.
Or you didn't bother him.
Or he's doing well.
Look, he's coming.
He's coming to the fuck up.
I'm saying that almost properly, you guys.
I don't think he's scoring three this time in China, Max.
100%.
Oh!
Hello, mate.
You're the superstar.
Hello, guys.
How's everyone doing?
Yeah, really good.
Yeah, make you a bit of mash up.
A bit?
What's that?
Is that a big online?
Thank you.
Fuck off.
Oh, thank you.
Hang on a minute.
Yeah, is it?
Here's my broccoli.
Fuck off.
Where's my mash?
Where's my rash?
Oh, that's going to get real mashing annoying.
Yeah, that's going to get mashing.
Oh, that's always my rash.
I forgot my side of mash.
Ginger.
I'm going to get...
Thank fuck...
Found your mash.
Mash up.
Oh, hey, good day. Thank you, James. James, honestly, mate, thank you. That's all right. We didn't deserve this.
I know. I know.
So boys, what position are you is hoping for in the salmon chat? Do you know where he's playing on?
No. I think, main thing is you're going to start with speed bump, and then side control.
control. No sorry can we just start that again? You and me are going to start with what? Speed bump.
I thought you were the mission register. No we do that like 15 minutes ago. I think last year
he finished first and we had to do round two and then I went and mission.
He loves it, honestly he loves it. He said he doesn't but he fucked you.
Cheers Jack. We still talk about football. I haven't had a match.
Yeah, a charity match.
Oh, fuck my man, I've pointed out about being jeans, but we're each other.
Now go on, where do you want to play?
Where do I want to play? I've got to say this chance, I'm happy to be there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if we're being realistic, I'm going to send it back out.
Yeah, if we're being realistic.
You aren't good there though.
Oh, thank you man, I appreciate it.
You're welcome.
You're welcome anywhere.
Yeah, I appreciate it, I was good last time.
What, listen.
Yeah, I have my clothes, 25 cents.
You can do it all.
That's great.
There's one thing in soccer in my own maps, that's what you know I mean, when JP Davis sits there and says
You're all right there. That is some sort of self-recognition. I thought I'd never be able to get
So you need that
Talking about
Just a little bit of going into it
Talking about Simon Chan much yet, you know, I've been messing with Simon for a bit, some calling recently
He just doesn't even reply, not still
No, I think he's not got Wi-Fi, I think he said his Wi-Fi's not down there, I was just going to say, but yeah, he's not responding yet
In how long?
I've been, I think for a week now, I've been messaging,
spammering and messaging him and stuff like that.
And he's responded back now, yeah.
So I just want to help out this time match.
I've gone for ball, ball, ball, ball,
I've gone for these things now.
Listen to this.
He's asked me to be an analyst, yeah?
So what I'm going to do yet, the game, right?
This is the role he's given me, yeah?
So I'm going to sit there, right?
Like watching, right?
He's asking to make notes.
Normally, when I don't get invited, I just fucking watch it and shut the fuck up and don't beg for me involved.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you just stay the fuck out of it and say I'm drunk?
Exactly. I don't want to cause I'm losing that.
I was feeling great. I was going to go to the network.
I wasn't there yet. I wasn't writing.
I sat there at home, I watched it at home.
I went fucking, can I do the water boy? Can I fucking do a ball boy?
Can I be an analysis? Why don't you shut the fuck up and keep going?
Yeah, well the difference he went for and best friend was Simon and Toby Gisle and KSI
and Josh and Vick Sir.
I think we've definitely lost a couple of them.
We've only got four.
We've got four.
Did they drink today, Jake?
No.
I'll try that.
No, I'm not.
You've got him.
He's right what he says, but not very good, you know.
What do you love about this?
AB wants to play ice, does he now?
Does he now? Sounds good to me.
He's already robbed one thing from my art.
He's robbed your heart? No, you've robbed his heart.
Alright, Jack, I've got a school cap now. Did you see it yesterday?
I wear school caps now.
now. Jake's a fat bag. Why does Jake eat like that? By reading fake chats I thought that trend is done now.
Both have got two of the same. You didn't even mention Zerker off. I didn't say Josh. I didn't say
I don't wish I had noticed that one.
We've got too much of a headache to get involved, but yeah, you're right every reason.
Okay, if he thinks he's bigger than Maltesha.
Yeah, okay. I've probably had him wait.
Well, no, there's no problem about that.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
We're all lost to say goodbye, we're getting home.
You ignore me one more time. I'm gonna smash your p.t. Thank you so much for yesterday
Hope you like my page. Is that another thing to say to love in relationship or?
Yeah
They're in a bus. Oh my god
What other side been charting much highlights from last year?
Get analyzed. We know what we're getting when we go over to this year
So I'm expecting how many completed passes, Chaz and Gex, how many errors do I win, how
many assists do I score, how many goals?
You told me not to do this.
No, you didn't do it last year, did you?
Yeah.
Now to be fair, yeah, let's just see what we're getting, are we getting that money's
worth there?
Hmm.
Have you paid for your ticket then Jake?
It's for charity, isn't it?
Yeah.
Have you paid for your ticket then?
Have you paid for your ticket? Or have you got one?
Because you're some of your best mates are playing.
Surely you want to go support them.
You've paid for the ticket, I want you to pay for the charity match, you want me to take it for free.
I've paid.
Oh, I want you to take it.
I'm up.
I want you to take it.
Can I see your ticket please?
I've got headphones on, I can't hear you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
We can see you.
Can I see your ticket, please?
You're not still here, Ross, because he's set up really fucking weird.
Oi!
I've got headphones on, I can't hear you.
Fuck like with the headphones!
Can I see your ticket, please?
I've got headphones on, I can't hear you.
Oh, that pissed me off.
How are you?
Chazza!
Don't burp in my room!
Oh, I see what you're doing there.
Chaza don't burp in my room
Who's that fat ginger?
He ain't talking to me. He ain't talking about me.
Is that you?
Oh, that's you?
Yeah.
Where's the rest of you?
He's actually a woman in my chair, mate.
Where are you going?
Jesus!
You're just an Irish man.
Really?
I'll try it.
This is an Irish man.
Oh, we're going to crack open this kind of Guinness.
You're definitely an Irish man.
You can't be a nut.
Oh, I'm about to pop a bus ball.
I hope he lets him in.
About a pop of buzz ball.
About.
I'll close my balls.
Yeah, probably.
I'll finish me Nando's. I'll finish me Nando's and we'll go down and see what's going on.
Just be on please.
Probably that does happen now.
I just say yeah the kit last year was so nice
Yeah, we told them we had a touchdown, but he won it.
Sometimes they played.
Wow!
Oh!
Yeah!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
There was actually a rumor on the street.
Mm-hmm.
About the name names.
Someone was actually quite annoyed about that.
I heard that as well.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, well.
What do you mean?
You OK, head camera?
What?
I woke up. I woke up at 10, but then far myself come back to sleep till about one.
Yeah, I woke up at one. Really?
It speeds things, shut the fuck up. Speed thing is not the suit. That's what now does.
Can I also just say, Joe Weller did the Ronaldo chop about 15 years ago.
No, no, no, yeah.
Well, no.
The kids these days got educated themselves.
Joe Waller was the Ronaldo man before speed.
Agreed.
Yours.
You went round pranking people,
presented to the Ronaldo.
I don't think it worked, but it did.
You have a hard one with Ronaldo being pranked.
Yeah, I mean.
Very good question.
Right, check out.
What will you say?
What will you say?
Oh
That's a shame. Oh, yeah, I am a mystery with a match
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I can be cold
Go on Jakey touch me father give dick soap anyway click the click play maybe got goals and fucking clear assist to watch it. Sorry mate
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Unbelievable time, thank you!
Wow!
Unbelievable celebration!
I'm telling you, I've got to be away!
I should have brought us a little bit of play here, isn't it?
I should have brought us a little bit of play here, isn't it?
I should have brought us a little bit of play here, isn't it?
That's right.
Yeah.
WrestleMania!
One of you two good guys as well.
I might have been a foul throw there, but we'll let him off it.
He's the backdoors.
Oh, come on.
Chris, that's a danger.
Oh, dude, that had to change.
What a surprise we had to play.
That moment saw a bit on your body, thank you.
Don't move very fast, does it?
He's got it coming on.
He's fighting!
Whoa!
It's another penalty!
That was a fucking great tackle this one.
He got the ball.
Harry's giving it away.
He's fighting!
It's on Paraglose, having done it.
Now, the real Paraglose, look at the monitors once again,
in the crowd here, he's got the old wall himself.
I think, Harry's tough enough.
I wonder if he got a second ball, like he did that scene,
Why does why why does ballers lead you retire referees?
So like a referee retired because they can't move quick anymore
I mean, it's just I'm an age, isn't it?
And I've got referees on very good a money.
I don't need to work for the old, the old...
Don't make it all the time around the game, or something.
Fuck! I wanna be a referee!
Yeah, it's not taking me that far.
I haven't got to be fit, healthy, I actually look after football.
I'm healthy.
You think you're a referee in walking football?
I miss referees. I'm gonna make it a scenario.
I miss referees.
Let's say I just come...
Let's say I just come through someone telling me to deal with it.
Bam!
What minutes again? 67.
This is what's wrong with referees. What do you mean what minutes are they doing?
Well normally if it's a 5th game and like a damn it, you get your car not straight away,
I'm not going to let that go. If it's a many night inverses, boom,
if you've slid in with you, you've gone for the bomb a little bit late.
I mean that's off game this time.
Yeah, well it is true. That's got moves in, you know.
I mean that's a damn it.
No, that's a tough game.
You know you let him go and say look look you go for the ball and let you offer that one if you give it again
I'll reach from the book. All right, I mean you gotta try it on the top of timing the teams and I'll tell you
what his boat is individual
What if this guy goes to me like?
Yo John Park deserves to die. Yeah, and my eyes are tired and I had blue
Hey, you can't read about somebody okay? Yeah, but what about what you just said to me
You've got to jump on, not real.
So, yeah, you've got to stand up.
You've got it right there, son.
Silent Funeral.
And it's been announced, Jack!
One billion reals, Jack!
Has it been announced?
Go on, I'll whip it out.
That's what's the trailer.
Yeah, please, give me what's the trailer, Jake.
You've got your cock.
Oh, shit.
Silent Funeral.
I think it'll be a fucking hot time.
Great.
I'm honest.
Fucking unbelievable.
You look so cute.
What shall I put?
On the turtle neck return chat.
I'll be happy about that.
I'm probably the star of the show.
Me turtle neck.
Fuck off.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Fuck off Howard Wallace.
Howard, how well are you with me?
Oh, brilliant.
Someone already done this.
Oh, did they now?
Have they now?
Have they now?
Go on, then.
We'll have a look, shall we?
Silent funeral.
Original, original!
It's original!
Nananananana!
Oh shit, I'm Richard Noll, I'm Richard Noll!
Hey sir Richard Noll!
I'll freeze you up and see what you'll do next time, that's what the comments are.
Oh right, well fuck me, chat me how to feel from the ground and as well as Salook, say that as well shall we?
Shucking fucking fat flat.
Shut up you fucking dick.
Time to get at them son.
Oh dream act, we like dream act.
Hang on, I'm a go bon-boy's there.
Alright, I'll go dream act here.
We'll just have a dine a minute though.
I don't know what that relevance
Freezy
We can't we can with
Where's the trailer? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's you got refresh the pump boys. Oh joy is out. Oh joy is out
That is out though
It wasn't loading. Yeah
This is why they're on spine resting piece spike. Oh
No, they found out
Who found out that's mine?
Go on, just.
Oh, what the fuck?
Is that it though?
Trailer, is that it?
Where the hell are you talking shit?
Ah, the post is actually unreal.
The post is unreal.
You know, crying,
ginger-shitting himself, I don't...
Me, just kind of horrified.
Ginger's dating, dating, and horrigerating.
Ginger, I don't think you've seen this.
It's Madura.
I don't think Ginger's seen this, actually.
You want me to say, do you want me to play a bit?
What is it, what is it, it's great?
I'm looking at that, I'm going like, you're just kind of like...
How's he doing?
Bro, I can't help you being aesthetically pleasing.
That's the point, I'm not...
I'm not aesthetically pleasing.
You're aesthetically disgusting.
I'm not aesthetically pleasing, you're taking the fucking piss.
No, but when you do stuff like that, like...
Street is Virgin, well said Jack.
Wait.
It is actually quite a tough one.
Virgin, he's got an old chin.
That's true.
I think his chin just turned into a...
Oh, Jaley, that's embarrassing for Marlon.
Is he copying Jaley?
He's Jaley copying me.
Wow.
Bro's actually copying me.
5 days ago, Bro's actually just fully copied my flow.
Bro, he's copied my flow though.
Right, that was 5 days ago.
We did do it on the stream, you went, should I do the Marlins?
I think you've been locked out, have you?
You've been hacked.
Oh no.
You've been hacked.
Oh no.
What did I want to show you actually?
Bobboy's trailer is not out yet, but it's out.
Oh, thanks, mate.
Oh, the trailer comes out tomorrow, I think.
Oh, that doesn't make sense, actually.
Kyler, father of the five months tier one,
Sean, father of the six months prime,
Lewis, father of the nine months tier one.
Ryan, father of the tier one.
That's the trailer.
I'm going to say that there's no point.
Well, actually, it doesn't make sense.
It comes out earlier in the day, you know.
Yeah.
Jake, talk to me, father of the gifted,
Adam father gifted Adam father gifted
Daisy father nine months prime
The house your father six months say one reseeker father 12 to say one
Really father gifted fat for the 60 mobs gone Matt
Steve for the two
Father soft chat my gobs
Chatt who who most the most out of us three
They fucking did it as far as well.
Can we do a poll please?
Who you most asked for it?
Who you most asked for the most?
What are your classes at Mug?
Yeah, we're getting Fade Mug.
We're getting Fade Mug, 100%.
Ellie, I've not my phones died.
What are you on the phone to Bianca?
Bianca? Who the fuck to Bianca?
The birdie she ate earlier.
I'm going to do a round of rounds with Bianca.
Bianca.
Yeah, I've lost evidence.
Oh my god, Jake. Yeah, I mean what's the Simon I like please all right. Well, no, I'll see you Mugsmore. Oh
Shit, look who's going the ball. How convenient?
Jake so
Why are you saying changes mugging the rest? Just flow the shit up. Yeah
It's our changes mugging
Thank you chat.
Yeah, but your chat will stay you if I...
You just sit down with your chat.
No! Yeah, but my chat's...
Oh, bro!
Look, they know what they're on about!
I've got like a really...
You know what I mean, mate?
So you're actually just fit and like...
I can't fix right now.
Suka, father to us, to one, Phoebe,
father to father to one.
Oh!
Go on 10, yeah?
Okay.
Phoebe!
Oh!
Right side.
Right side down.
I've got a mucky there from my cameraman.
Shopping Boxhead, Max.
Who you found upstairs looks like Mr Beast.
No.
No?
Oh, I jellied you. I can't find him.
I can't find him.
Two seconds.
That's for seeing that.
He's a big star on the net.
And now he's a star on the net.
We pick up Chris and Dee.
He claims to be better at three picks then.
Most probably they've got balls.
Think of the money where your mouth is.
I don't know anything.
It's just that the penalty's short, but he's not the most effective for goalkeepers.
In a long time, he's actually got a chance here.
Chris MD!
Oh! Wow!
Yes, Cubs, are you okay?
Christopher MD! Get in the shower!
He wants to shoot Chris MD. You can get off MD.
Put your heels to the front!
Chris, the magic man, he always can.
Chris, the only real man from Stephen Tray's, the magic man, he always can.
He'll take this off my head.
Does it?
Yeah.
He'll take it.
Yeah, come there.
What have you got, Chris?
Right on my mind, I think he's lit for it.
And the back-steep!
Yeah, you ain't made gravity with two trees.
It was coming straight out of there.
Yeah, but you weren't going up for it.
Well, you'd go up for another now.
Or back then.
Maybe I'm on five, don't I?
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.
Well, what do I weigh back then?
110.
So, when I play now, one of these 20K, do you like it?
When you run about in that, do you feel lighter?
Oh, you got really no escape.
I feel self.
Yeah.
I feel really, I feel really upset.
That's Jamie Vardy, right?
I can't stop losing this!
What do you know about this?
How the fuck is that gonna...
That's what you see in Lord of the Gods at all?
Haha! You can see me!
I'm dead, I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Alright, yeah, I'm gonna poison it now.
I'm just saying you can see it, excuse me going.
Oh, obviously, Jake, I've got a really bad end.
I've stopped pausing the fucking video.
I don't want to shout, please.
Please play the video.
Play the video.
It is the Wizard of Oz with a wicked goal!
One of the detectives there.
Pardon?
Sorry.
I don't do it.
What, he said something.
Look at this.
Oh, that's my son.
They're not going to kill you.
It's not my son.
Oh, five more.
Let's see where Simon's going there, shall we?
One of the players is going to be there.
OK, try to press, man. Ooh!
I don't think it's going to be any better.
It's going to be very, very important.
I don't have it too easy.
Oh, as well, either way.
They've got to get close to the bendy.
Oh!
Take the pass, they can keep it moving.
Can we get him back in the swing?
She's in the water, the fan. You do the version.
You don't have a badge.
You don't have a badge.
He's already found it.
He's not a dartsman, Lord.
He's not a dartsman.
He's not a dartsman.
He's caught on the standings around him.
And outside the mass media.
He's not bothered to do the box.
He's really not impressed.
He's not impressed.
Why is Carl Freezy dressed like Mr. Watsett?
in the game.
He could use a bit more weight out there.
That's it.
There's no weight from that, bitch.
Oh, wow.
We're on to what's that?
Another set.
Jokes for it.
You can see all the Americans just offside.
Interesting.
I know.
One of them gentlemen is a 2-0.
Yeah.
What are you?
Well, he could still be American.
Which one would you have given me?
He could still be American.
Hartree, for the 22 months tier one, that is mental.
Which one do you think it is?
No.
Just watch the footage, mate.
You watch the footage, shall we?
He might be a banker.
He's cooking.
Well, that can feel bacon.
He's cooking.
That's a bummer, he'll say my sketch, my R8 fan.
With my football match right now.
Lovely touch from Simon.
Oh!
Oh, look at this.
He's getting transferred here.
I'm scared he'll put me in the back hole.
And I'm sorry.
Yeah, but it works.
He's got thousands of them.
He won't say it to equalise it.
He's manning.
Make your hands up, make your hands up.
Oh!
Oh, that's right.
Oh, my gosh!
Here you go!
Oh!
What's that again?
It's going on, go on.
Oh!
Go on, Toby!
Oh, my gosh.
Fuck me.
It's fucked.
Fucked it is.
Right, finished, lads.
Was this last year?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Right, so why has time gone so fast but this feels so longer, go on.
last year yeah yeah oh wow right so why is time gone so fast but this feels so
long ago Johnny the match last year it doesn't feel that long I didn't think so
either actually doesn't feel that don't feel that long ago Robbie father 12 months
Let's make Cormoran.
Cormoran is to be today's small ball.
We do all the...
I mean, that's just great.
Pretty big now.
Cormoran comes in, headed by Logan Paul.
Rover at the back, sticks it back in the mixer.
He's got a great old Logan.
Leave the table back to me!
That's the classic American celebration.
Yeah, man!
Come on, man!
You're busting my balls, dude.
I'm a bore in here. I'm missing Grimm.
He's so good.
So he's fucking living?
I understand this for a chair but I think that's a lack of professionalism, you know what I mean?
Now he's got all the yellow cards. Do you all think it's a bit disrespectful?
Because now Clubber's got all the yellow cards. It was a different yellow card.
And I like MaxMock as well. I was kind of MaxMock.
Max Fosh.
Play it, I'll play it now.
Go on Ben with a five! Go on Ben, go on!
Oh, Ben, thank you, mate.
Chipped for it on time.
I'm waiting in the Scotty, isn't it, mate?
Ha-ha, cool.
Do me a favour, Ben.
Thank you, Ben.
Come on, Ben!
Ben, bandages!
Stay where you are!
Everyone!
I don't think they're going to do it!
Ha-ha!
Sorry, no, it's worth the pause.
What do you call Jason the Weiner when he's being a dick?
Jason the Weiner.
Hey click that one. Did you get that chat? Did you get it? You got it.
Fuck it out.
You know what I mean? I could fuck it. I'm still on board. I could fucking ban myself from that
board next week of course.
What did Chump say to you there, you remember?
I was actually holding the ball to give to speed. Yeah, right
He's basically saying don't do that because people might want to make you look like you want to do the power.
Score a goal! We can see speed!
We're about to see the same thing! Surely you scored this!
You missed last year against XCC, for this good moment.
Here we go!
The former man...
Oh shit, the hot mark in the big hole.
It's an absolute hole in the score.
Baron, API!
Speed!
Fuck it, Al!
That's a great boat.
Who's that lady? No, that's...
Here from the high press.
There he goes.
Jin's to make it 6-6!
Angry Jinz!
Yeah!
He goes with a Guayani slide.
Oh, the real...
That was called from Chris and Veece, he's fair.
He's mad this shadow, I don't think it makes any sense to you but this looks like FIFA.
You know what I mean?
Boys, why can't I...
It looks like FIFA!
Fucking hell!
You know
It's one of them in it as long as you get on target you're all right. Oh
Oh, each other score!
Oh, sorry, no, because I said I was going to drop this one.
Go back and watch that.
Watch those three knee slides there.
What does the two...
Go back five more.
What does that mean, though, that...
Just I watch a play and then my jump slides,
nickel slides.
Oh, the rear.
Great photo why pushing your teammate over the passion. I call it disrespect
Yo, window cleaner, thank you for the 1000 gift itself.
Anyway, stop.
High sports.
Yeah, he's only 10 seconds up to the street.
Thank you for the 1000 gift.
I figure that point in the field.
Yeah, you don't stop.
I don't want to play out of it. I want to get his reference.
Nah, he's been filled off all the time.
Finish? Yeah.
Yes!
No!
Dang it!
Run!
Eight!
Seven!
I don't want to play up front.
Because that means you get his reference.
You can have it up front on the net.
Here we go.
Nice.
Just very well done.
And he's off.
It's a Manny.
Manny.
Like a boomer gas.
That's why he's proud of it to the right.
I think he's going to get his reference.
I think I've played a lot.
Who played by the least minutes?
Jason and Robin.
Yeah!
Oh, it's, oh, it's, oh, it's!
See, London's weird, yeah.
You've just checked it out, but you've just bought Arsenal.
Why isn't there like a thing?
Why is there a thing in London?
Why is there a thing of like, you know, I asked about each other?
It's basically West Ham and Religation Team.
We were taught to, you know, right?
Yeah, no, but no matter where United are,
they're all like,
Because it's not really out of work,
it's done approximately, you know,
in the West Ham, but the question's dispersed.
Yeah, no, but even Spurs don't feel like a big deal.
You don't have like, five massive rivalries,
you know, like, we don't go to Palace,
like, fuck, you know, we've got to be up for it tonight.
Do you know what I mean? It doesn't work like that. There's about 5,000 clubs in London.
It don't really work like that.
Point to the space bar!
It's only you and City that...
You don't... You play Salford in the FA Cup, you don't be fucking hell!
It's going massive!
Yeah, he just turns out he happens to be in the Premier League.
What?
Like, few London clubs happen to be in the Premier League matches.
What the fuck is he going on about?
He's just... He plays career mode and thinks it's fucking bad.
I've jailed all four Prem's now one FA Cup and one Champions League
13 cheeseburgers 44 chicken nuggets and probably 17 chickens to lax as well this
week no one mentioned it click play
I need to erase.
Fucking hell.
Nicol, by the way, was about 14 shots, I think, so long ago.
What was he saying? I think that's juicy.
I'm going to go back to something.
That was a valid pause.
I agree that pause.
He's going to go and grab something to suck on.
What's he, how's he, that he's hand?
Can he save the ball? Can he break it? No, he played off.
Yeah, he's ready enough to have five.
All right.
Okay, works for him. He's a unit.
Can he get this, can he score a good? No!
Oh, no!
Oh.
What are you doing?
It's like, it's like Simon's, you know, that's why it was two different.
But it's not about what you do, it's about how you bounce back.
So basically what's actually happening there is that ball's coming in and I've gone fuck it.
I'm just going to try and hit it.
I can't just because it'll be fucking on the rail if it connects with it.
Because I've slowly thought so quick and not focused on precision and accuracy.
I've missed the ball and actually allowed George Clark to just run it and tap it.
You know, it's no if or click-off.
Well, right, what, why are we doing this then?
Sorry?
So you've missed it.
You said that.
Still looking forward.
Not looking forward.
Go on, go on, that's what I was going to say, what are you doing?
So you've kicked, you know what I mean, you've kicked it forward and you've looked.
I've kicked it forward, I've kicked it behind there.
Yeah, well you didn't touch it.
It's skinned before.
but you're looking forward because it's your natural body movement you fucking
give I've gone to kick it forward and I've gone round of turn me and I know
it's gonna be a me what you want me to do just instantly turn me around this is
like that one like picture of like the Sandra Martin is
no way well I'm turning around to see what a ball you want to do
yes well you're not well the ball behind you yeah
Ball there, ball there.
Oh you're so fucking stupid.
I'm stupid, you put it in your own net.
They didn't, John Clarke did.
Well they missed out on the bit where I fucking tracked back from fucking 80 yards to slide your world to block it.
Yeah I'm not judging you on how much that should happen.
No!
Oh no!
I'll take it back next year, you know, for the best.
Please just get back.
All right, funny, isn't it?
No, it's not funny.
We actually know that, because you're quite competitive.
I was feeling that I'd had a fucking unreal game,
and I'd had just fucking cost us the win, the gold.
But, fortunately, Phil Baker's a joke,
and he thought, fuck it, let's switch on now.
Yeah, OK.
How long were you angry for?
I thought Phil Baker's going to be gutted.
The net of his car has been in his name!
The James, my good boy, is the world son!
You might as well trust the team that had it!
Higgins, Chris and B.
Make all the balls!
Torch! Torch!
Five!
Three!
What?!
Yeah!
Nine, nine!
He famously scored a hat-trigger when he threw in the World Cup!
Well, see a baker enjoying that list!
My hat-trigger's been made!
Cal-freeze jumps good at it!
Oh, no!
He's got one hand on the golden belt.
Any key to the belt, you know?
Anyone with two or three months to make 12-5,
they're able to go on and on and on.
In fact, before, have we seen a penalty shootout
for this man who's stuck his foot
and has had that feeling so, so, again?
It was one of the greatest moments in every entire game.
Still the highest rating on football, one of the...
It's asking Matthew, isn't it?
This is mental.
This British football world should have gone on for about 20-20 minutes.
How you doing?
This is the band, big guy.
You're just sketching poor enough and absolutely a master class.
This is your time, I'll get you guys in.
Simon!
Oh!
Wow!
Don't believe it, Scott Parker!
What the f**k was that?
What a save!
What the f**k is it?
What I'm talking about!
Oh, real.
That is actually Mark.
You just won't think that that happened, would you?
Oh, my face!
What?
Bro, our reaction in that line of events.
I believe you've also lost.
I can't believe it.
You also nearly scored.
You also nearly snatched the road to shows in a minute.
No, I'm sorry.
What a save, that is!
Oh, Grunze, eh?
Here's the help.
Here he is.
You know what I mean, then?
That's the NFL spirit!
Oh, he's dropped his glasses.
I'm gonna send them.
Nothing that.
There's no such thing for you.
I'm dead, you step forward.
There you go, eh?
So you're here for the chat?
Can I have a fucking proper streamer?
Don't worry, chat, I'm here.
Fucking hell.
Dead, you.
Lines it up.
And he strikes it into that back of the net, puts all the pressure on KSI now.
One brother scores, does the other...
Loves the other brother miss.
I'm like, oh, fuck, you know.
Thank God you're not on coms.
Yeah, yeah.
You're not on coms, thank you.
Not having them on par with you. Unreal coms, thank you.
I'm so excited. How's it going? How's it going, David?
So the new two-one stars are in the lead.
And now, it's over to Mark Roba.
What a fucking player.
Hey, he's got a strike on him, by the way.
Side man back in this game.
Proper strike on him.
Here we go.
Someone said I'd like some old, I'd say that makes an experience.
I wonder how they pick you up.
Well, I know how they pick this year.
I wonder how they normally pick you up when you see him.
Whatever it means to see you stand.
Change the game for the old man.
Wild on you.
Go on, Mark.
I don't think he's trippin' off there, and he keeps the side bank in the game as 3-0 back to steps up.
We love that.
Cheers, George Russell.
One of the moments of the game.
The nine-minute intense.
That has to get a lot of matter over, I see, it's quite eastern.
Okay.
There's already got a hatchery.
I think he's mine out of the map, especially with the 3-0.
There you go.
Stop pausing him!
Stop pausing you fucking idiot.
Shit, panning from the feet all that.
I've got to wind a bit more.
This is nearly a fucking unreal save.
Oh, so unlock-a.
That would have been unreal.
It's a team of Chris and a waterfall
Excuse me. You need
Chris Matthew
Oh
Do you know what yes he did
On real
No, I can tell you Spencer
He's gonna hit it to him.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
WELLA!
Ah, great, man.
Why does the penalty spot look so far away in real life?
Really even.
I thought he added quite big.
XQC.
We had to put Nick on this because he had a 55 to shots.
14 on target, he didn't even fucking score, that's the XQC.
Nick on.
Oh, yeah.
Lerner.
Oh, yeah.
Now he gets...
The net, the net sounds so nice, though.
It does really miss it.
He got through twice, didn't he?
One of yours, and one in theirs.
I'll stop.
JJ.
One more island for 19.
I'm nice I can't answer that.
Come here, you need some time to say maybe?
No.
Oh, XIX.
XIX, that was 19 XIX.
Oh, XIX in 19, yeah.
Oh, Anna's not the bonkers.
I'll do that. I'll fucking knock stuff out of the door, is it?
You going down?
No, man.
Drop me two.
I'm going to go down and I'm going to have my grim sale up soon, so how he's doing?
Chill out, chewy lad, bro.
I'm not gonna go there.
Speed, here we go.
The YouTube All Stars.
What a PC, I ain't gonna benefit from it, chill.
Sketch is unbelievable.
Sketch is unfucking unbelievable.
And what I will say is I am now going to go into my own self.
I will see you all very, very soon, check.
What's that story?
Yo, family!
Woo-hoo!
It's just me, myself and I
Going right until I die
Ta da da, cause you,
Vamies in the eyes, you.
Hello chat, hello chat, hello chat.
Right.
Clayton won.
Oh, he's already, he's already played.
I said that, didn't I?
I said Clayton had win chat.
Did anyone copy me when I say that, man?
Oh, six, five.
Oh my god, he won a bullseye, that's actually fucking bovers fuck.
I think that puts Humphries out of the top four now in my opinion.
Am I right or am I wrong there, Drakken?
I can hear something in your room.
yesterday Suzy! Suzy, I can't hold it! Suzy, I can't hold it! Suzy, I can't! Suzy, I can't! Suzy, I can't hold it!
Thank you very much. I appreciate that a lot, Suzy. She's my sugar mama. She's my sugar mama.
she's my sugar mama she's my sugar mama thank you very much you know i appreciate that honestly
thank you so much fucking legend right chat i was gonna say i got asked to play in this yesterday
but i don't know if you want me to so hang on bear with me bear with me bear with me um
I mean get it up for you check so
Is that a PC panel Bradley seven or five Bradley Bradley again
Bradley again Bradley again Bradley again
Hello, go on brother brother. Thank you very much mate. I appreciate that a lot, bro. Thank you man. So
Yeah, there's a thing going on tomorrow
I'm gone. What's the details tomorrow, mate? There's a thing going on tomorrow
It's like a six a side thing that I've been asked to play in goal
There's like X pros playing and everything would you want me to IRL it as part of the stream tomorrow?
Breaks the stream up a little bit
What the fuck? Why the fuck do I follow her?
Yeah, right, there's a fair, there is actually a few decent names that are fucking,
Micah Richards has mentioned you know.
So if I'm being honest, I think it will be quite good.
and
Go on Kim 502 gifted me. Thank you very very much, but I appreciate that palette
Okay, I'm gonna post six five by a clay in an end so
Let's do a poll
What
you
you
you
you
you
I've got a question, I don't know if you've got a question, I don't know if you've got
Do you think Taze's Air Force was a bus stop?
Yeah, 100%
You have a world of normals as well, obviously he's been living here recently
and when he leaves your room and enters one of your normals
and it makes you feel a little uncomfortable
I've not got the nerve to tell him that sort, would you mind doing it for me?
Someone's going to see something
Just like, um...
It's just something, oh shit
That's talk serious sir.
First of all you've been off the drink.
No, I haven't.
He's not going to be treating me, if it is a shit joke.
He's not going to be treating me, if it is a shit joke.
What's that?
What are you doing here?
Sorry, I'm sorry mate.
I don't mind, I'm just, you know, it is what it is.
Yeah, sorry mate.
You know what, health and safety is what everyone's proud of, I get it.
You know what, I actually always make an effort
of asking someone as well, and then I ask you.
You know what it is, it's probably your nature.
No it isn't, he's probably one of my mates now.
So we're not just, you know, we're not just lonely from the moment.
Yeah, right.
I mean, like you touch the pain man.
Yeah, maybe you touch wherever you want with him, reason.
Yeah, I put a lot of them.
Yeah.
No, no, that's too...
What was in the hot house?
Did you play a time game before?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I've got a new game.
Wait, you right there?
I say they shake, then I say they shake, then boy you do injections mate.
Anyway, you've got a wrong person.
Grim, you've got a wrong person.
Yeah, I've got a wrong person.
Grim, I've got a question for you.
Hit the bot.
Rank each of the bot boys' trims.
It's a bummer to point, you know, but it's also like a change of it, right?
And you know what?
Hines and teas.
Yeah, I'm not reading them.
Because you know what?
They're not nice books, they're really.
So, I'm going to read Eugene's channel.
Okay, okay.
And you know what?
He's not going to police.
He's not going to police, imagine.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
No, I'm going to give you the answer.
Can I suggest another date?
Yep.
It looks like he's got a fucking desk there.
I like it.
It's not you, it's he likes it.
Yeah, of course.
That's what I mean.
And I just think it needs to go.
No, I think I was speaking to him on private, and he didn't like it.
You were speaking to him on private, weren't you?
Yeah, I don't want to upset you, won't you?
And what was the setting of this, speaking to him on private?
Where was this?
Er, where it was?
Yeah, it was in the air.
Get out of here.
Thought that was it.
Thought that was it.
Not a word. Although, so you definitely haven't arrived.
Show up, please. We're gonna have to set him up for that.
Oh, they passed you out.
Oh, they passed?
But seriously, Jake, he's got a fucking gore of fucking hat he's got on your head.
Come on.
Well, I'm gonna have a shake. It's up to them. I agree.
We're gonna take some off it.
I like how you approach that as well, because you said that you liked it, so you know that it's not needed for giving it to you.
Yeah, I mean, you've just said I've got a shit trim grid.
No, I didn't.
No, you did.
Everyone's first place.
Everyone's first place in the 90s system.
Yeah.
I want to say, if you've got to say it, it's because you've got haircuts.
So who's out on top trims then?
On top trims?
Yeah, I've got top trims.
Yeah, go on and say it to him.
He's out.
Because you're my client now.
Oh, thanks, Morgan.
Yeah.
He's my client, he's also in the first place and I like Charlie.
So the way he's driving stuff, he's chasin' the jig he made, that's where he came from.
I like it.
I think that, you know what I mean?
Obviously, I don't think he's psychologically, yeah, we know what's goin' on there.
Reload, Father's Day with Sarah, and Charlie, Father's Day with Sarah.
Nah, I think I like my trim.
Yeah, someone's got one.
He's grown out a bit.
Yeah, I just think it looks just good enough.
No, it's the whole experience you've got all these corporations to be a barber and you what you're asking to fucking walk up here
And fucking need that shit
It's always fucking
Great, it's like Bruno Fernandez being there my third training session in our garden. Great. He's a waste of his time
Grim grim grim good. Well, my name is Shay talk. Don't know what fire. Yeah, what's all the real I
Could get all the the action for me to
definitely.
There's not much more to be bucking around the Balanced Car Parking of course.
The Fiesta.
Fiesta.
I won't do that. I won't do that shit.
I know.
Not any more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why is chat wall fucked up?
Cut more off, fucking hell, dude.
You just started your cake.
Thanks a lot bro.
That's all I know.
JK, you told your meningitis.
Did mine same way get checked and insured before.
Bro, J, I might have insured you.
You might have caused a red breath.
No, don't bro.
No, you need to change it.
You need to be fucked.
You'll be fucked.
I'm so scared of surgery man, I hate that.
Too far though, there's no one to put me out when they're going to surgery, you know.
They're not mine.
They'll put me out when they're going to surgery.
Hopefully, they'll get me lost at all.
Yeah, but you won't be to go.
I've heard some people, I've heard some people get checked out.
Yeah, I'm going to go next week.
I'll see you then, this week.
I'll work on how you make.
Sorry.
So that he's walking in rings of moaning, and it's really awkward.
He's walking in rings of moaning.
Yeah.
Like you're walking in.
Oh, really?
Forever.
I don't wanna live forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Forever.
Hello there talking shit about you him who was
Fucking bad not a bit
What did he say
He's saying your moment of your walk in the room, is it?
Well, I was a kid first in the footballers.
How do you stick question to that question?
Chatty, do you think he's got a good ball?
I fucking... God, I hope he's not fucking Jacob.
He's got a good ball there, aren't he?
No.
I've got serious women out there.
Wow.
Hold on a minute.
So, even when you...
But then again, you're the youngest.
So, you could probably take off tonight.
Yeah, I'm thinking, like, 28, man.
So, that's like, eight years away.
Turn it up. I'll say Jen and I'll go be know by my accident. I reckon for a pest. That's my prediction.
When I put with my wife. Yeah.
A long, long, long time ago, she already actually killed it. So ultimately, I think that since I was 18.
That in my room, a child.
Can you imagine me being a top now?
No, imagine you have three kids now, that's why I am.
So here is though, I bet you're just one of them kingways kind of saying,
I don't know when it...
No, I had no idea.
Luckily I was the same, I liked it how I got to see kids,
so you know, she helped me out a lot.
I was working all the time,
So she did most of the stuff to me.
It's like I wouldn't be the father I am today if she didn't support me.
We'll cut the kids' ways she did, because I'm not saying I was bailing around, but I worked a lot.
She liked your father, your passion.
Yeah, you know.
What a good egg.
Absolutely.
It's celebrating 24 years of shit in here.
Rare.
You know?
Not a lot.
I heard Newcastle's got a few good. Newcastle, apparently.
Don't go birding, Bill. You don't think they've got a bird of a dream, do you?
Yeah, well, I don't go birding.
On the lake tonight you know, I actually learned a romantic getaway with Ellie, so we drove
up to the lake and the bad snow, like really bad snow, and like, I can't believe I drove
in snow.
Anyway, we get to the location yet and we've only been sent the postcode.
Yeah, and all these asses have got like their own name, so it's not like you can go, why,
number 17 is that one, 24, they've all got their own name.
So we're getting about trying to find this little cabin, right, and you know where you
can remember it from the 5DS.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, one thing needs to know that, and I'm talking, one of those is you're shitting yourself.
Yeah.
Not like, you know, on the verge of you're shitting yourself, but I'm going to shit myself further
Right, and I'm prepped in right to the point. I'm looking I'm an opportunity some looking rounds where I could potentially shit
This is where we like
So right an early stretch
And I just well
Is he chatting shit or not? I didn't want to see you tell me something you get off and you know
He isn't it?
I should support you and help you.
You're talking shit?
I thought so.
No, not very shit.
Anyone asked or shall we fucking turn it off?
Everybody should be able to shit in front of the wire.
You should be like...
Obviously, it's not gonna hurt.
You're not gonna say, come here, I will shit.
He's talking about IBS.
In your thing where you're something with IBS.
Irritable bowel syndrome is what it stands for if you didn't know just let
you know. Oh full count there we go.
Nice perfect. Right. PlayStation on. Sneak down and raise it. Oh imagine. No
chance. I'm gonna turn back. Yeah. It's easy to come back on Sunday. Makes it easier for
Right then we could do some I do want to do some club showing so we try and ring some clubs up chat
See we can get on for clubs. So we do some calls
See we can get on
Yeah
What the fuck in the mommy samson guy I will do
honestly
Weird very weird
Really really weird
Oh
I can't oh my god, I'm gone. Oh my god
the Twitch streamers. The couple of times that I clicked on a few of the Twitch streamers,
it reminds me that I did the right thing. Bro, what podcast is this? What podcast is
this? It is on. Why I left FIFA? Whenever you are ready to start podcasts, introduce
just
And say welcome
Keep it first of all. Who's his co-host? Who's his co-host?
Fuck off shut the fuck up
Don't tell us what to do don't ever tell us what to fucking do again, okay, Rupert
That is how this podcast project is gonna start
Right
There's a lot he says by the way
No, but a lot he says that we should be right to be where is he? Is he retired?
Part time did he quit? Is he alive? Did he die?
The answer is no, I'm right here and welcome to our first episode of the 1021
podcast
All right, that's right. No fucking way. You've just said who the fuck's Castro
I'm on the fucking verge of banning him. I'm on the verge of banning him. I'll ban him.
I'll ban him with a free point. I'll ban, he ban, he ban, he ban. Get rid of him. Get
rid of him now. Ban him. Ban him. Ban him with immediate effect. BAN HIM!
What the fuck?
in a podcast, and you're here now, so I thank you for that.
This is my good friend, Conky.
He is my best friend.
He's the first introduction I'm gonna give him.
But he's also the smartest man that I know, okay?
And this is all I'm gonna glaze in, ever, okay?
This is the most I'm gonna glaze him.
But he's also, you know, my manager, business partner,
everything.
to him more than I talk to my wife sometimes.
Conkey.
This first podcast, but you do.
You did a great job.
This is called a like.
And let me subscribe.
This is 1021 podcast.
Started two days ago.
Did you think about it or you just winged it?
What?
Telling Rupert to shut the fuck up.
Well, just no way we're keeping that in the.
Really?
Astrosphere.
I've got inspired by this guy.
Yeah, why not?
I mean, that's what it's gonna be. That's how we that's how we are every day. It's us
Right, I've got two podcasts to watch anyway, actually
I've got two podcasts to watch. I'm not watching right now. I'm a support
Yeah, interesting
Castro's dreaming was not as unbelievable as actual mobile keys happy birthday. I want you fuck off mate
It's not spamming it. There you go 32 messages and 20 that are all the same thing as well. I brought I'll just ban you
Jane and chill
Expressions a B best iron pie Jinx you basic, right? Okay. Let me let me give him a bell
Let me give him a ring
They probably won't jump on straight away, so I reckon we say nine o'clock it gives us time to get an air court and we're good to go then
Let's let's let's get some phone calls going chat first person
Here we go. Here we go.
Fucking great start.
Yes, that expression is okay, brother.
Yes, we tell me you live on stream, man, I'm just wringing you.
I wonder if you're up for a bit of pro clubs later tonight.
Let's say nine o'clock, maybe half nine.
Right, but so it's okay.
So if we start then you come on later anyway.
Yay!
Perfect, what time do you reckon-
I'm the Jackson 5, but I'm also man-talking about...
What time do you reckon you'll be ready?
Erm, I'll probably say maybe like 10 minutes.
Perfect, alright, that's fine mate, no problem whatsoever.
Alright, my bro, I see you in a bit-
Alright, see you in a bit mate, bye bye.
I've got respect, come on.
Done though!
Josh Rocks won, fuck off.
Oh my god, he fucking has.
I got Clayton right!
What's he does?
Right, next one.
Please, can you just start spanning one person? I'm going to ring them all.
Now fucking say it me
Now fucking say it fuck baits in 87 this fucking ever answers my calls anymore man
Right, I'm not a ring
I'm not no point of ringing it bad because you never answers
he just puts it down and then messages me so I'll just message him clubs tonight question mark
like Danny Aaron's
There you go. Right. Who else did you say? Who else did you say? A pie. A pie made pie.
Pie is one man you know will never let you down never let you down
Pie face you live on stream if you just woke up
I'm just first of all safe awakening you up mate
You on your own clubs later
Say ten o'clock
Fucking love you get get your fucking rest mate. I ring you about quarter to ten to make sure you're awake. All right
Cheers mate
I didn't let him go back to bed as soon as possible, but I'm fucking no one heard a knocking
Now they're on Jakey's bed
No, I'm Jakey's bed
Are you gonna come on clubs later
Nope, I'm all right, thanks. I'm all right. I'm all right
Right, well it's gonna catch my own stream. No, you're on talk it. Shall I try it? We're all on talk it
Yeah, but that means the stream won't actually physically crash. I'm not like to fuck
It'll just go down a bit, you know
Chaz are an H what do you are a dream bro G? Oh
I don't use to do oh Chaz are out Chaz never passes. You didn't Chaz I go pull back
I wasn't joking. What? I wasn't joking chat back me up, right prime girth and turf in the tournament when we used to have
Yup City and all that who was the best player for girth and turf
In in the tournaments who saved us?
Week in week out. It was me. It wasn't it was just a real
It was just a real traffic. They're funny. There's all the mud
It weren't Philly
He was one of the worst players ever. Yeah, I feel he was shit. He won't get on the ball.
I had to nut you. I bet his basin was unreal.
Yeah, basin was good. Other than the Trent Alexander-Arnold game, he dropped arguably the biggest stinker in probably pro clubs history.
But also, minor setbacks make for better comebacks, major comebacks.
And that game was one of the best games in pro clubs history.
You're close.
Five one down to win six five.
What, you're laughing because I've got Cullen's corner.
I didn't know it's free.
Hey, Cullen's corner.
Tick-tock.
Tick-tock.
Yeah.
Get in it, get Cullen's corner and clubs
and I'm like, what, why not?
Ha ha ha.
Chat, imagine Cullen's corner on the left.
I think it would be quite funny.
That would be funny.
I go through my list of everyone I'm going to ask
and then if I've got room.
Oh, I'm going to, here we go.
You're going to take tacks.
Yes, Bateson, you okay, mate?
Very good. Thank you, mate.
You're live on stream.
I'm just wondering what you're doing later tonight.
Nine, ten o'clock.
How do you know?
Is it time for Bateson to get on clubs?
What was that, sorry?
No, yeah, but you play fucking home. It seemed a he's had no and running
Are you playing clubs on stream as well now?
Basing don't put yourself down like that mate. Are you gonna come on them tonight?
My fucking go miss you mate, sir
Oh what the fuck but it's it was chad Odeño
Fuck me, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, you
know what Basin, I'll say it, you've been a rock pick for me, who, I am, I am, I am,
I'm playing a Wembley Numerous, Basin, am I just trying to flex on YouTube, Rylta, listen,
There's nothing you can't say, Bateson's not done that.
No, I didn't try and flex at all.
Bates knows he's the go-to.
You're a Wembley Cup icon, Bateson.
Bateson has one of the best Wembley YouTube moments of all time.
Yeah, do you want to know what it was? A Megidi spin around Chris from Two-Sync, and then a Chip Bolt and Pires, and then Pires passed it back to me.
Just hearing their names.
And then Arsenal fan as well.
Megidi spinning Chris from Two-Sync is just cold.
I say it.
You fucking, you're listening.
I'm worried about you.
What did you, what, what?
No, I was just talking about your shoots falling off your ass.
Yeah, I've not, I know exactly what I'm about.
I'm just curious.
I thought, I've heard, just talk us through what happened again, Bates.
So the ball, where's Pete?
Where's McGeely's been?
Yeah, just, you know, just everything.
Well, first of all, I got there and then you had this, like,
tightest shirt I've ever seen in my life.
I was like, well, I'm wearing it, you know, it's going to embellish.
But I was like, the shorts, the shorts don't make, like, sense.
really doesn't look like Paris for a McGeady spin
I don't think that is Pires. Yeah that definitely isn't Bob. That's definitely Pires. That ain't.
Oh my god it's Pires. It's not Pires. But he said don't have you looking at what we're
looking at but I don't think he's Robert Pires. I don't think that is not Pires. I don't think
it is Pires. Look how young he looks. I've got a body slum here from you apparently so
we have a look. Yeah, you blocked him off. That's true.
Yeah, crazy. Honestly, when you get fucking hit by that, you've got to rethink your lives.
Honestly, I thought that was not the start of another night at the switch.
Basically, I'm just gonna say now, basically, were you doing that, mate? You're lucky that
we bought and didn't have a podcast fucking 10 years ago, mate. It had gone right after you.
Yeah, you pocketed Jerry Millins there, aren't you? He's driving forward. Sit down.
Well, when was this? What the football highlights?
Yeah, no, it was, who was it? Was it Vooch? Vooch?
Oh yeah Vooch. Yeah, dude, David Beyanich.
Yeah, David Beyanich, yeah.
Did you know? Do you want to know how it's done in fact?
So when I used to work in London, I used to walk past Coppenight's office
and sometimes you'd see him actually recording a little bit through the window.
No way, that's mental.
Right, well I'm just going to end this phone call and fan by for a little bit, mate, so...
Right, love you mate. Love you mate.
She's got to bring that back
We fucking make it again you card you
Basically you bring that back the game might come back you never know
Taking you disagree never enough
Yeah, you might as well base cheers me
We actually did glow up in time
dead.
Oh, when the game used to be back.
Oh, sorry.
Here we go.
Hi guys and welcome to a bit of a different video by myself, Bates in 87. As you guys
did know on Friday night at a tech part in the Wembley Cup, number two as well, I have
made three appearances. Now looking like I do, not the best in shape, I have made three
appearances.
I want on itself hunt to move the sidemen charity match
So I can't thank you guys enough for put me in the position to be able to do stuff like that
It's it's like Carbazons
The reasons I do YouTube is for the memories now
I've done a lot of things through YouTube, which I would never have done
From I got ascended some random football matches champions league finals and other things like that all down to YouTube
So I can't thank you guys enough so in today's video
I'm going to show you that even if you are big, even though you're not perfect, you can still, if you put your heart to it, get things done and make their memories yourself.
Now, even though I've only played about 20 to 30 minutes of football in these games, it is probably the most enjoyable thing to look back on.
Some moments are pretty rough, some moments are pretty funny, and the other ones I am proud of.
walking out onto the Hallow turf and Wembley twice and obviously Southampton as well so massive thank you to not only the
Sidemen and especially Simon for getting me involved in that but also Spencer
involving me in the first Wembley Cup and then bring me back to see
The fuck is going on this?
It's in the video!
Go on, Basin!
Oh, I even got the OG YouTube music!
That's all.
That's just it!
Fuck off!
That's a lady, eh?
What an echo, you need to have.
That ain't for a lady.
I know, I'm saying what an echo is.
Carragone playing on the other team's face.
awesome and easy ashram
I know that was on the ground
I'm going to the actual base now. It's a great ball great ball into the box in terms of into the middle
It was pure as it was
Oh, what's basing I hear
I got the fucking ball watch it
Oh you can't see give me camera reading what he's chatting stand up and say I got a fucking ball
Watch this
So fun
I
Be
Here we go
We've heard about them line yeah, they'll get their own way to start great
Apparently
Here we go
Daniel go in. Oh, Daniel.
Mate, bro, I mean, fucking times is you want to try and fucking chip the goalkeeper.
Stop fucking doing it and put the ball in the net.
Yeah, I believe in you all style.
Fuck off. Has he crunched someone else's?
Go on, bait him to him.
Or even is it?
There he is.
That's a target, you think?
There you go.
Go on, bait him.
Look at that.
Baiting and Chris from Two-Sync.
fucking nostalgia. Oh, what a photo. What a photo. That's better than you're always never
in character.
Play it, Mason. Play it, Mason. Go on, Mason. What a ball. What a ball.
Oh
Here we go. Oh
Pressing Bates pressing good press
Oh
Go on Bates
That ain't Pyrrhus not Pyrrhus
He's still in the other big last face and he's got my respect
So what I'm gonna say it. I think being a striker and fire the side hard because
Like I don't I don't do anything wrong. I mean
Everyone just gets on three for not pressing and stuff. You should press
I'm talking I was going for a glove on this cracker. Johnny. I said you scored five in a game. We won 14 no
Oh my god
check that one's a minute
Basin brings this down and I lose it
I'm lucky baiting right after that
I'm lucky baiting
I
Can hear the OG music building up here something piece coming summer's coming summer's coming
Just a running behind
I think somebody's done that. Look at the pace. To the pace.
All the shots are coming down.
There's a lot of children in this audience that just come out.
They've been stopped.
Man, a true draw.
Oh, off with me.
Indirect free kick.
Was this pre-shot on the chest, or what?
Yeah, pre-shot.
Yeah, pre-shot.
Well, in basing, great game.
He's got a fucking shift in.
And that's him now coming on.
Yeah, and that's him now coming on, chat.
And he won. Go on, Bateson!
Ah, Keo.
Whee!
Fuck off, I met him at random.
Is that a bad one?
Nah, he fucking sent Unreal freestyle.
I see.
Hold up, poet.
Unreal, what a performance that was from Bates.
Sean Garnier
What is that guy at hand, Garnier?
You know the...
Oh, the music!
Unbelievable music!
Bum-ba-dum-bum-ba-da-da!
Oh, I'm going to say, it is Pyrrhus. Let's have a look.
That ain't Pyrrhus.
That ain't Pyrrhus.
That's that bad line of loads.
Oh, my Garnier.
It fucking is Pyrrhus!
That ain't Pyrrhus.
Is it not?
No, that's not Pires.
He's Pires!
He's Pires!
What?
He's Angela!
That's Pires!
He's Pires!
He looked different at Barley League.
I think he's gone back from the Luscious Looks, I mean.
Ah, it's nine years ago.
Fuck, I'll cut on with those if that's nine years ago, bro.
Apparently, let's get him fucking booed, eh?
So that's that's have a listen. He's going for a double earthy if he gets fucking booed
Come on
Got it, come on good don't react well done. Don't fucking get the crowd any more against you just fucking
He ain't bothered he's like a friend say yeah
Aye, aye, bollard.
Oh, fuck, now he's averaging 76, Jesus!
He can't, oh he can't.
I'd fucking beat him at this rate.
Yeah, but there's a big difference there.
It's not good.
What, first level?
95 plus.
the average is now. I suggest to you that with the 75, he's always up after last week.
And it always. Let's say that's how he's gonna end up. If anybody's good, he's such a good
winner. Two time back for back. There's only three people have ever done that. He's not
always just blitzing the board. I think quite often he is, but not always. I don't know.
Sometimes I'll start my straight.
He's turned a bit of a knob.
Has he, mate?
Yeah.
It's an easy narrative.
Some guy who's never met him and just goes off what he sees online.
Go on.
It's him with the 1-8er.
Giving him the bird as he came into the stage.
Had in the bat.
Shocked.
No idea whether they have it or not.
But the score is 2-1 to Vulturi.
He's looking at 1-0-2.
16.
I'm a great chef, can't think of anything.
I don't even want to write behind to be fast, do I?
Right, what are you doing?
Just chilling through, sir.
I mean, that's a fair point there, ain't it?
Don't we down?
That would be fair.
Fair and fine.
Yeah, but that would be great.
Yeah, you have, I've not. I don't fucking want to.
Oh, actually, yeah, we have met him.
So, you mate.
What was it? Little of changing darts.
That's easy now.
I thought I know the crowd. Here we go.
Oh, he's back to his normal darts now.
There we go!
1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4!
What the fuck?
It's not near that. So, I don't think that much.
You are?
I've watched the worlds every year, very casually so, so what are we looking for in the Premier League?
Well, let us talk the League at the minute.
Yup, so what is the Premier League like in terms of...
Compared to football.
Compared to football? It is Premier League.
But it's a different format. It used to be you play each other and you can draw at 6-6.
They changed the format. So now it's four quarter finals.
If you win, you get one point, I think.
Then you go to the semi-final. If you win, you get two points, or maybe three.
No, two. And then if you get to the final, you get three points.
But if you win, you get five. Is that right?
So basically, it's like a mini tournament every Thursday now, rather than a lead.
other than a lead but the points put you in the Premier League the top four go
through to playoffs a semi-final, it's gonna be a final final and you can win a tournament every week.
Yeah and it's quarter final first to six so you're gonna play a semi-final tonight obviously.
Yeah yeah so if it wins this, you're gonna play three games tonight if you get to the final yeah.
It's not like that's actually pretty good. It's not it's not because basically back in the day
When Michael van Guren was top dog with like Peter Rye and Gezi Price, you looked forward to seeing Van Guren versus Gezi Price
Cause it was a big game, it was stupid, ah that's not open, because they fucking play each other every single fucking week now
It ruins it, it's like the Celtic Rangers
Right, yeah they do play every week, I mean it works console at least gets an enemy, don't it?
That's true, one in, I'll lose the commanding back in this
Come on!
Come on!
Fucking get him!
I love Luke because he gets an awesome card he goes.
Well done, I think that's your chance.
Right, good.
Have you got any cases today?
Me? Yeah.
I've got nothing to run out.
You're out of stock.
TFF won't be late tonight.
Yeah, UCC's out soon.
UCC.
Champions League Chrome.
the ones we were opening at the start when we first got into it, you know, on the trains.
Oh yeah. It's that. Yeah, she is. Right. Anyone replied yet?
Feather doesn't reply, expression doesn't reply. And expressions is good. Expressions
is good. You're good. Jakey's good. I'm good. I haven't got the guy. Pie, oh, let me whack
it on. So go and see if you've got, right. Pie is good.
I'm not even joking chat, because if you have a mod doing that, I just, I don't like doing
I'm not doing a stream, I'm not myself, I'm just a champion.
AB might, yeah, chat ask him, see what he says, please,
whilst I, ah, fuck you, I'll ring him.
I can't ring him, he's not like him, I believe him.
Oh, he's ended, there he goes, ended, never mind.
Bateson said he's on, oh, you're dead,
Did you reply?
Did you reply?
Hang on.
Oh, don't let me leak it, hang on.
Right, I didn't want to leak that there.
Right, bear with me.
Let me ring, let me, let me bell him and go.
I don't know if I'm going to like that so I can play next time.
Tell you the answer.
he's out in a 70 gig game four and a half hours the game's gone right he didn't
answer some message then who else dropped me some message chat rise message in
there he's ended yeah you need my staff a crap in midfield I've actually been
enjoying watching the clubs. Yeah, I actually watched it the other night when I was alive.
The staff are crap, turning defence to attack. I actually was thinking about GG and T the
other night, it was actually a fucking movie. Bro, if I want to lay his own, he's obviously
going to play anyway, but if he ain't on, what do you want him to do? Is he on yet or
No, he's not. Oh, he's not in his. He's back on.
What time? I've messed his jinx. He put what time? I'll put two hours for him now. See what he says.
I've just got a really bad headache. I think it's to do with the video we did yesterday.
It probably will be. It'll probably be to do with the first one.
Oh, this charger is blank, bro. That's why my phone never charges.
14% we're still on. How the fuck are we, eh?
You're trying to charge your phone for a PC. You got a USB to USB C. I know USB C to USB C
That's not a spare one. I spare wires to charge your phone
I don't want it all but in here for five two
5-2 up with another break.
I missed it.
Come on, come on Luke.
Come on!
I
Told me yeah, but I don't I told me just a super fun. I don't think you'll be alive
Well told me play because he was on stream like I don't I can't watch even a jump on every night
Jakey's hair. Oh fuck let me just have a look that looks bad to be fair. Looks miles
Look miles bar, look miles bar.
Oh, 100.
Look miles bar he took fucking loads out of his head.
I can't even spell my check for 6 I think.
And then here we go.
Level 13 high straight forward, yeah.
Yeah, it can't like the smile's back.
Maybe it looks better to keep it's watch as well, yeah.
Let's see if he eagles me, uncle.
Oh
Fucking good fucking lad, I'm fucking glad he didn't
Five three oh
It's gonna be interesting this
Yeah, I love that you're fucking CR seven KSI
anything else
Brunty is playing unreal by the way
He needs big trebles to come back.
He's got that one here, six dots of that one here in his leg,
on his throat.
He needs big trebles or misdoubles in the program.
I tell you what, if Budding wins this chat and wins the night,
is he in contention with top four?
Six feet mischance is the most favorite way to...
Well, he's the control of the former, not the latter.
Oh, to be fair, yeah, if he's averaging 90, yes, he isn't.
Oh, he isn't.
Bro, look, there's averaging 82 and Budding's averaging 90.
I'm not looking at a chat in case you've been in it 100, come on Luke, come on Luke, please
average on your 15 for two legs, like you're fucking normally do, I'm not looking at a
Yeah
Pulled out a bunny in the button just got a one or two didn't want to wait he's easily done
Maybe it's not
Yeah, it's well in Luke. Come on. It's going down to a wire. Bro. What a CG. I'm versus
Luke, bro. He's fucking better warm up, by the way. Oh, bro, bunting start every fucking
leg of a 140 minimum. This fucking guy, 180. Yeah, first.
Thank you very much. I love
I'm gonna go for one.
Oh, no, no. Thank you over the
five. I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you. Thank you, Ella.
Roll down hill for the winning
line.
Just one treble visits that
will do for Bunty.
Two, two, one. Luke needs a double
in the double traveler.
Potentially.
Yeah, he's had a
rottison.
Yeah, he's out of roster tonight.
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Wow, sick.
I don't know how many colours I've burnt.
2002 in your calories today. I thought a bit more than that.
Fuck off, I'm not a bit more than that.
Oh, I think that's just my... Oh, that's not including my actual body though.
Ooh, mad.
Ooh, there you go.
Right, anyway, sorry about that.
Right, um...
Ooh, what about that for a home kit?
It seems a little bit Caroline basking done it you being more by the Tigers
No, no, that's okay anyway I quite like that you know chat
The colours are shit, well I mean I wanted bright pink and they don't have it, black and orange.
Yeah that's just fucking...
You know what I mean?
Oh, hello? Let me talk, let me pause my music.
Hello?
Oh.
You really just told me to uh...
Just told me to head up and then I'll play and all that.
I think you're wearing my t-shirt, you're saying it was?
So you've got him to cut your hair, look some miles better.
Why do we keep doing this?
What's your high-train record?
Err, twice, I think.
You're on my 19 right now.
Okay.
Not too far away, but also quite far away.
Yeah, I feel that.
Finn for the five!
I mean, he's an iBrowsley, do you know me?
Yeah, no, I hear that.
To be fair, though, I've got a monoBrowsley,
which technically an iBrowsley could be going for the five.
I mean, he's an iBrowsley.
Yeah, he's an iBrowsley.
I mean, he's an iBrowsley.
I don't know, I don't know.
Swede is just giving a fad on bits.
I'm not, I just paid you to give it a...
Oh my god.
I paid you to give it a fad as well.
Oh, I shouldn't be going down in there.
I never felt that bad.
It's not working.
It's not.
What are you up to?
Is that Marlon or Jake?
Fucking hell, there's one before, innit?
Probably not.
Just doing my thing and showing the bullshit.
Alright.
Can you put a song on for me, is that right?
Yeah, can I choose a song?
Yeah, yeah, it's got to be an Aura one.
Like an Aura one? Let me put my speakers on for you then.
Thank you. It's got to be an Aura one.
You got to gain aura when you're on the song.
Egotistic with the same gifted well-known 404 or 505.
Come on, thank you. Come on.
Or is this a way of saying I'll work my fault?
You can easily gain aura on this. I wouldn't have to depend on what you do.
I see this ain't working for me, but something's wrong.
This is more of Jin Jorah, I'm more of like first trap, like sexy, kind of like up down
please.
What's wrong with you?
Song and getting done
Oh, the car running
Take your, take your
And I get the back of my soul
And I do that thing of
See it bandit to see how we're
Justin' out
Right, you go, there, right?
BEEE to the 25!
Go on your fast path!
Thank you very much, Pidge
And I'll bring you to the 25 more
Fuck you going your mug, bitch
Thank you very much, Paige. A good time there, right?
Boxed it on the inside of the door.
Yep.
You walk through.
Yep.
Try and get a little off of whatever song I play.
Okay, cool.
Alright?
Yep.
Paige, thank you so much. I appreciate that.
Just one more with this trim.
Any song. Any song.
Right, are you ready?
Yeah.
Paige, thank you so much. That's 25 of your fucking legend.
Thank you so much, Paige. I appreciate that.
This one's for you, Page.
Three, two, one.
This was never the way I planned my meditation.
I just don't breathe, dream, and fail.
Lost in my session.
It's not what I used to.
face the little swear face the little swear
Just like that mate, the air cut, your turn you are if I'm right?
I was at an air cut yeah.
Oh fuck that's good mate.
Well test your arm before the air cut and then after.
Are you going to see this on?
No she was just looking at you.
Alright.
I'm going to go see if you can go clear on the other one.
No I don't know.
Make sure you're ready on it
Oh! Page with a 50!
Ginge!
Page has done 50!
What?
She done 50!
Get in there you fucking mad bitch!
Come on Page you fucking slag!
You fucking stupid bitch!
I've been to her like that! Do you understand me?
I just thought I thought we were doing that.
Okay, I just wanted to get involved there.
I read the room wrong.
Pais, sorry about that.
Thank you for the 50 gifted Pais.
What the fuck?
Where has this come from?
I just clearly have read the room wrong.
Thank you so much Pais.
Holy shit.
Thank you so much, love.
I'm about to get mad at all.
You better take a good fucking song here.
Pais, thank you so much for my fucking.
I love you.
I appreciate you.
Thank you.
Okay, you ready?
I'm gonna be a fucking brutal zombie here today.
Okay, you fucking ready, mate?
Right.
You ready?
Yep.
Three.
3, 2, 1...
What can you do with that?
He's letting me down water, he's in the side of that spider!
What?!
AHH!
No, he ain't gonna fucking kill you mate.
Why are you conquered that now?
How can I do that?
What?
Grab him!
Grab the spider!
I don't know how you fuck my pitch, mate.
Bollywood prick!
I'm gonna let it last week.
Mate, I've got to get your respect, I've got to be more than fucking that man.
Come on, deal with it now then.
If you're big enough.
Go on, deal with that now.
That's right, Jesus.
No, I'm not. But he got it from the floor everywhere.
It's not. I can still see it.
I'm going to put it in the room again.
There we go. See what's up with it?
Send him outside.
Send him outside?
Mate, this compared to a Huntsman, mate. Nothing.
He's got my leg.
What?
I'm on page.
Oh, it's a given, man.
It's what you want, I'm on page.
I'm on page.
Oh, it's a given, man.
It's what you want, I'm on page.
You can't do what I put.
Yeah, Lord.
Yeah, Lord.
Yeah, Lord.
Yeah, Lord.
Yeah, Lord.
Yeah, Lord.
Yeah, Lord.
No.
No.
Oh.
Page, page, page.
Oh.
Oh.
You're a fucking legend, baby.
Go on page.
Thank you.
Fucking unbelievable, page, you mad bitch.
Thank you very much, love.
I thought I was going to sleep, and I thought I was going to sleep in the high ground, C'mon!
Get in!
You sick fucking freak!
What?
I reckon you do it for the content.
What?
I'm sorry, it's a level 19 high train that's not worth that high ground.
It was level 20, it was fucking unreal, I'm forever grateful.
But it's not worth it, is it not?
Alright, well Paz has gifted you, what, 75?
So how about we go for the Mr Burns look, shall we?
What's your mind?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Fucking turn them off.
Didn't need that at all.
What are you doing that way?
Very sensible.
Fucking hell.
I'm a scared guy as well.
I eat your act, by the way.
Yeah, I know what you're coming for.
Shall we improvise?
Go on.
I'm just going to watch, I'm going to say part.
Why don't you do it?
You want me?
Kidnap my little sister, why don't you do it?
Fucking idiot.
It's shit.
It's all that's stuck, kicking the bar outside the fucking house and shit, listen to me.
How could you kick her bum with her legs?
She's doing it around her arms.
What?
Kicking around her arms?
Me, kicking, pushing, whatever.
It's the same thing, she was still...
Outside the house, being in the living room.
What's she? What's she doing now?
She's gone.
Oh, shit!
What? Oh, shit!
Alright, you do it then!
You do it then!
Give me a scene!
He's called improvisation.
Impro...
He fingers it before he move from about it.
Give me any random item.
Dog.
You run my fucking dog over, I didn't know you were ever alive for that!
I did not know it was your dog for starters mate, I just seen the dog and I thought I'm not fucking do it.
Exactly! You're looking at a dog and think you're gonna fucking do it, do ya?
Have some fucking respect, you took a piss, the bigger man you could've at least come and fucking told me!
I didn't know it was your dog, I just thought it was a random dog.
You shagged his dog, I don't know.
Oh my god!
PAGE!
25!
You mad bitch!
Come on you son of a...
Thank you so much Paige
Stupid fucking bitch
I'm trying to destroy you like you did
You're all shit, alright
You're all shit, I know
Paige thank you so much love
Holy fucking shit
Oh!
25!
Come on!
Get him! Get him! Come on, Paige!
What?
What?
Hey, give me his balls!
No, he's holding your balls.
No, he's not holding your balls.
Right, Grimm, back me on this. Paige, thank you so much. Back me on this, yeah.
And his hands perfectly positioned to place your balls on.
joe that that's asking for it that
maybe he told you
we had a long flight
really? i think he's a bolt
i think he bought like my left bolt and your right bolt would just sit there quite nicely
but then it'd be angry for his squandered butt mouth
yeah but that's where it goes a bit wrong that now you've mentioned that
and with MTV Jesus
you used it already?
you played with that
i beg your fucking pardon
i said you released that because of LA
He likes when you watch the film on the bed, don't you?
When we watch the horror film, yes.
Dick.
Little knob. Jockey.
I don't even have a seat.
I said I'm a knob.
Broke up alternate.
Someone's got the drinking style.
Ken, yeah, you can go and do it with him, Ken. He's alright.
Legend mate, thank you.
Well your legs up, your arms down now!
I'm gonna throw my tits!
Legs up and hands down man, these are fucking weird though.
Have you been anywhere, Grim?
I've been alright, you know, just cracking on, you know.
Did you eat that? Do you want that?
Just so you can be here, is there anything in that?
No.
So I can move it, put my shit on it.
Yeah, go for it.
Are you sure?
Yeah, actually you're strong with me, so...
You stick it like here, or whatever.
And then I'll put my bag on there and you can be straight on to your screen, ain't it?
No problem whatsoever mate, that makes your life easier.
Nice.
Yeah.
Finally camera there.
Good fucking stuff this.
This cell is.
Do you like it?
It's beautiful bro.
Do you know what, the sign shirts are going to watch you call it as well.
They're going to get put up in the wardrobe.
It's going to be fucking unbelievable.
Nice.
Red mullet incoming, absolutely not. Why do you keep saying bus?
Hey Lucy, favourite of five gifted, sorry I missed it, thank you very much Lucy, Lucy sorry.
Oh bus cut, fuck that.
Oh, what's your opinion on Tasey bus cut?
Yeah, it's lovely.
No, I don't fucking like them.
No, it is nice.
Do you want any customers?
Right.
Do you want any customers?
Do you want any of my customers?
Tase?
Yes, one times.
No, not all the time then, do you fucking slide him off them?
Nah, I've never seen that.
Taysie holds the situation.
Oh, Van Gogh in 5'3", I can't believe Lutler in fucking, and Gessie.
Nah, Lutler lost it, and Gessie looked me back down as well.
Fucking fuming.
I knew Van Gogh in it, when?
Would you agree that Taysie's weren't actually a buzz cut, though?
Nah, it was their four buzz.
Fuck off. He had still loads of air left.
I know, but it's a fashionable buzz.
it's a buzz ultimately straight off which it was and and then the other
medium fade to go with it so you say it passes the test absolutely there's a buzz
and considering his hair before hand yeah yeah big difference to be fair
yeah okay I give you that I get a buzz number one that wasn't a buzz yeah but
the different types of buzzes ladies you can have any number on the top I mean I
personally would have gone a little bit lower like I buzzed my hairs grown I'm
due to get it cut this week but I'd go for a skin fade with like anything from a
two to a three. That's a buzz. But you can have a four, five all the way up to an eight.
Yeah, fine, I'll have that. But buzz is obviously no scissors on top, you buzz the top.
French crop? Well, I've got the fucking Wembley next week, so is it really worth taking the fucking risk?
I don't think you do, but I reckon at some point you'd definitely have a little fuck around with it.
So you reckon that after Wembley, do you do a French crop?
I think even as a celebration to something new, like a new accolade for the year, I don't know, celebrate with a new trim.
Hmm
She's long as fuck. Yeah, I'm not bad. I'm not having a cut in ages ever
You got senior way in your hat everywhere. Yeah, exactly
Just as be better as well
Fuck off your planet. Remember that echo. Come on, mate. I don't even like what I'm about
Go on Lewis, forever the five gifted Lewis mate. What the fucking boy? I appreciate it a lot mate. Thank you very much, brother
That's the new club. We got loads of other people in jeds, mate
I'll let you know if anyone else replies chat, but do I got an actual get it lot blonde absolutely fucking not
No one's replied as of yet. Oh, you never guess what chat I am filming two YouTube videos with me NanTamara
Maybe three actually no two will be
So that they'll be very good
I'm gonna say that on stream
But they're quite simple. I can't have me fucking nan climbing smart Snowden, you know what I mean?
But yeah, she'll be in it. Strip FIFA, yep, that's one of them.
Get a segment with Jacob. Nah, right, thanks. Our Van Geerings won't get him.
Grimkutsch, your brother's a nice mate. He was it.
He's calling it Ghost of Magica, so if you recognise that name, I doubt it.
Hold tight though.
Ask him about the WU-9 trim, what's that?
Someone asked that, I'm a GT streamer, so do you remember Wooskin?
Who? Wooskin.
Wooskin?
Yeah, exactly. So him and his brother, it's a guy called Strax, is it?
Scraps is our straps.
You're waiting for like Call of Duty,
Call of Duty League, like high level fucking competitors.
Oh, COD Pro.
Yeah, but back in the day maybe.
But anyway, one of them was on Twitch about four years ago.
Hit nine K-Subs and he said he'd get the R9.
Right.
And obviously after that he thought Twitch off.
Oh, so he didn't get a trip?
No, he didn't get it four years ago.
So then obviously what he's done is
relaunched switch
People are saying you need to get the trim
Not necessarily saying you need to get it
He literally said I'm coming back
and he put the lube in the back
and it's a lube 9 trim
but he's fucking mint on the stream
to the third
I gotta rate the kit
What a way to come back to
That's a good way to come back
I like to rate that
So, yeah, fair play, caught by the bollocks.
Can't argue about seeing much of your fare.
What's up, kids?
Yeah, it's set to 20, man. Look, the OGs are like...
What con with the pro one?
Don't know. I've got to give them a break.
Yeah, I can't just... What would be his modern warfare?
What would they have to do all for that?
Go on, Logan, you mad twat.
Five out of five gifted, mate.
Thank you very much, Logan. I appreciate that. Thank you, man.
The silent funeral trailer's out.
Oh, is it out? Go watch it if I was you, chat. It's fucking unbelievable.
So good. I don't think you will fucking think it's one of those videos with them, chat.
I really do.
It's how... I don't know what they're going to include in the trailer.
They won't be everything on this, though.
I'm going to be a quick one.
Can't we just dress as a couple of fucking men?
Do you know what else it was as well?
With this chair, I mean, it's got wheels.
When I fucking push backwards, then, up in the back of the room.
Yeah, it's just
Finger at the back. Yeah, it's meant to be good for you back
Bracknell podcast later. What do you mean?
They're both from Manchester as well, okay, sir
Chat if you've watched the trailer, let me know what you think
Hey, he's further 24 months mate. Thank you very much, but I appreciate that
good looks decent nice I mean you're not gonna fucking understand everything from
the fucking 30 second trailer how long even is the trailer looks sick yeah jail
oh they put minimized holding the coffin in it oh my god like 15 seconds
yeah there you go whose video was it well if it's a good video who's do you
think mate fucking men god thank you oh my god susie you fucking mad fucking
bitch susie 5 and a 25 love go on susie thank you so much I appreciate that
honestly thank you fucking mental mate
Actually, by the way, Susie is my sugar mama.
Yeah, she fucking loves it.
Don't you Susie, you dirty bitch.
She fucking loves it.
Go on Susie, further than 25 love.
Fucking legend.
She was my top gift the last month
because she's fucking top of the leaderboard again.
And we're on the other ninth.
She fucking loves it, don't you?
Go on Susie.
Every time she's in here, she's the wet floor sighing out.
Thank you so much, oh Susie, you're a legend.
Thank you.
the trailer is great thank you I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad it seems good
go on Lauren five of the five is well Lauren thank you so much for the five
love I appreciate that fucking a level seven I'm trying fucking we'd be our
I'm trying child shame on the air off that's like level 40 yeah like level 42
yeah that's fucking I just like to clarify that's not a pretty small boat mate
surely if you did like just to clarify I'm not seeing it's gonna happen but you
You would shave your hair, surely?
I'm not shaving at all, off.
No, but you buzz your hair off for a fucking level 42, surely?
I don't know, mate.
Bro.
I've got Wamblin' next week.
Yeah?
42 Hydrate.
I don't know.
Mate, I fucking shaved my head off.
I'll tell you what, chat.
I'll tell you what.
You shaved my head off, mate.
I would.
I'd just sit there and say, do it.
42, so what?
I'll tell you what, then, chat.
If you do it, when we get there, I'll make the decision.
Yeah, let's get the little boy and then I'll see you about the owner
Oh, by the way, if I'm doing with tonight, yeah, he's well back in it
Because he's on his fourth. Oh, hello
Oh, I'm gonna switch ingest
You looking at him?
Yep.
You look actually.
Yep.
You look actually as a delt in bro.
He's had enough of you that morning.
I know.
Pardon?
Yeah, I think it was good that look bro.
He's one of the T's eyes and I can't even tell.
Question, you know, I'm not gonna ask away.
She had those same little things here, yeah.
What's good about you?
I already fucked it off.
Oh, what the fuck?
What do you mean you fucked it off?
I just knew when you put things in with him, it's very unreliable, you're also unreliable.
No, I'm meant to play it, aren't you?
I know, but I actually want to play it.
Yeah, but I'm looking because you've got with unreliable people, and I'm not going to hinder
my stream for the fact that people are unreliable.
I don't want to hear you do it, I don't think AD is going to do it.
I'm going to play GTA House.
Who's on?
I think AD is on.
No, he's not.
He's ended.
What?
Why?
You've got a streamer.
What do you get for the egg?
Who's on his treat?
What?
You fucking, you know exactly
Imagine I was on his treat
I can smell, oh is that a chicken?
That's not good, but I'm starving
You're not pretty human downstairs
Do you want to have some of the treat then?
No, I'm on a diet
So what are we doing about this situation then?
What situation is that?
What, get...
Why don't you come and broke with me?
When he's coming broke with us.
He's playing poker with us.
Does it matter, does it?
So, is it...
You let me know if this list is alright for you.
If it's not.
Scoutsmire,
Benno,
Minimize,
Harrison, Roy,
Bateson, me and Pye.
I'm not on there, I'm not.
That's not 11 though, is it?
No, and me as well.
Well, no, no, no, I'm not.
Yeah, and you?
Shall I play it?
I'm not.
Who did you hear that?
Let me tell you the actual list.
That expression was from me, Jakey, Babeson, Pie,
and the staff first.
So I was on there.
Danit and Jakey Jitson.
I know you should already smell because they're Jitson.
Meaning like that.
Are you going to see this?
We've got it.
Oh, no, you're not.
You're going to find some fun.
We should probably make it in there.
yeah you know I'm upset that GDA you how to say I mean go you look for this new
crimson doesn't it? Dates and Scandalist fans are the kind why I didn't
want to forget. How about you shut the fuck up voting voting fuck you stop voting
the Grinch brother you probably didn't even fucking get scammed are you going on
about it? Fuck fucking crying you mad ass crumb.
Yeah, I'll play, but I think he's confused. Yeah, he's gonna say he didn't even do anything.
Oh, I'm glad. You want me to pass the chat or do you think of the trailer?
Is that all?
Yep, I haven't seen it.
Chat, what do you think of the trailer?
I haven't seen it. Well, let me watch it actually while we're on stream.
Well, do you not put it on your desktop?
I'll control it, will you?
Er no, I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at you.
What are you looking at? I'm looking at you.
Come come on, come come, come come.
Keep on picking his larder, do you hear that?
Yes, yes.
Shall I inspect, please? Thank you.
Don't look, don't look. It's hard to take, don't look.
SIREN BLARES
He's blushing.
SIREN BLARES
SHE SINGS
SHE MOUTH A HEARTHBIRD
SHE SINGS
I can't even lie, that trailer doesn't make any sense.
Who made that trailer?
They should be stacked on the spot.
I can't lie.
A trailer that shows just a 15 second clip of the video.
There should be about 5 different fucking clips.
I mean to be fair, the final screen was good.
Yeah, that was a 14 month clip.
but that is gonna be a fucking... I think it's half after the video.
Yeah, better than the Barber.
Yeah, better than the Barber.
Oh, actually, the Barber one was unreal.
It was cool.
I think...
Now, let's actually...
I think our top three videos,
number three, the Barber.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's nurses in my opinion.
Number two apprentice.
And number three funeral.
What's yours?
I'll be enjoying filming it, or actual like...
There's much better things so I can't...
I really like Raph Wars. I really like Raph Wars.
Of course you do.
Yeah, I actually really like Raph Wars.
Yeah.
Funeral, funeral lookbook.
Funeral lookbook. I've got that in my top 3, 107.
12th act number 2
and then number 1 I told you there was a video I filmed yesterday
Did you watch the video I filmed the other day or something?
I can tell you this is ASU
No no no
You can't let me know if you want to
I actually think that was ASU
I don't think I'll be up there for me
What?
What?
That's a jailed up there for me
Yeah but why?
Out of the people
Oh my god
But to the person we may have got in it
that's I like that big channel that's that's that that's that's my kind of thing
yeah and chat give me some give me some of the school one of the minus school
one where I was like what a fucking surprise taking a line being in the
school until missburg what a freak
yeah give me some of the film that we that we oh shit video that we did there you guys
Oh, no, they're becoming a team training line.
Oh, was that the school one?
No, we didn't do school one, that was the one.
It was fun that until I realised Jakey made my powerpoint, and it was shit once again.
Errrr!
My powerpoint weren't shit.
It was short.
It was short. It was shit.
You spent 30 minutes on it.
The best part of your powerpoint.
Oh my god, that was so good.
Jakey Jack put in good bits of history, and he put 9-11.
I didn't I didn't know what actually was is that you was trying to make me look a dickhead
Right, and you put good and bad things about history. I mean by thing you put two towers in America nothing
But one of good thing was it no word
What to just to say like that is
said something. Shadow in the UK. Shadow, did you enjoy that one? I did enjoy it too.
Did you? I didn't. Oh my, the trade, yeah, the trading video was good. Trading video
was good. Someone said I'll stage the tablets. Yeah, we're not putting on like making a set
or anything like that. Catechrist challenge, I don't remember filming it. The Catechrist,
I figured that was when we started off a Wednesday and the girls had to run in the store and sell them the studio ones.
Christmas cooking, I didn't enjoy that.
Killing us fucking with that.
Oh, finding Jim's love, I bet that was a good one.
That was good.
That was nice and nervous.
Yeah, some of the said that they were all finding Jim's love.
Oh, Beatson, don't do that to him.
What did Beatson?
Beatson offered to come for the haircut one, you know.
But I thought he was joking.
So he just laughed instead of you fighting him.
I get it coming down to planning, don't it?
Yeah, but I said that, I said to Vates in the air, right?
Vates is saying that, I don't think Vates is welcome to ask you.
Yeah.
See, you're in the bot point for me.
That's like top 20 brooch in England, minimum.
Hide and seek, and with Ginger, Santa.
Paige, nice.
Yeah, fucking unreal, you know, thank you.
Thank you.
It's basically the same thing for the Harry Potter.
I'm trying to think of my number.
Do you know what?
Trapper Centre was a real happy Trapper Centre.
The fact we have the entire Trapper Centre was mad.
I don't know.
That was that good video of the Trapper Centre one.
Did you enjoy it?
Come on Alex.
Thank you for the fight mate.
I appreciate it Alex.
Thank you very much bruv.
Fucking legend.
Thank you Alex mate.
Yeah I know you say what you say.
But I don't think the videos that we've got coming out
are all very good.
I'm not going to say...
I'm not going to say they're very good.
I wouldn't be happy if they weren't good.
I'm not going to say they are not.
Obviously they're going to be talking good.
It's just that yours should have been a lot better.
They'll basically chat right.
The video that...
Basically yesterday we filmed two videos.
The first video was my video right.
Just before you go any further.
I know. He was the one who was pushing the most for the idea for one of us to be on every video.
Every meeting for the past three weeks. Man, guys, one of us should be on every video.
It just adds more. It's easier. We should do it.
Jakey gets put on his own video. The lazy unorthodox fucking stupid lazy cunt mate.
Didn't even plan his own video.
No, basically I didn't plan it.
Can I ask you a question?
Okay.
Didn't plan his video.
I did.
in Airbnb that's only planning me putting and got one a guest in right one
guest in Airbnb no no because you were fortunate to do a guest in AP because he
stayed in the night before right that's it you then have to force all of us to
do something major as a big part of video otherwise the whole video would have
been shipped correctly correct there you go and you didn't even do it yourself
correctly correct there you go you're laughing I can never find it's only I'm
But take it away, no you can't do it.
So it's actually, when I think about it,
probably the first deal that I've ever planned, right?
I did try and get several things to happen for this video,
but unfortunately, I wasn't being in Manchester,
and like majority of content creators being in London.
It was quite difficult.
I can't say things, but I put certain things
into positions that didn't happen,
but then in hindsight, I should have planned B.
I should have planned B,
and I didn't have a plan B, and you should always have a plan B, guys, from fact.
But, from it, I still think it'll be a very, very good video,
but on top of that, I've learnt from it, and the next video I'll plan will be 10,000 times better.
I doubt it.
It will.
But you're lucky, if I'm honest.
Yeah, I'm not lucky. Can I pick the fucking concept?
You're flattering me.
Yes, James, are you live on stream? Are you okay?
Um, I won't stood this one, you know.
No problem, mate. I just bet you know you're on my team as well, Joshua.
Hey, congratulations on beating Madrid as well today.
Yeah, I appreciate that, bro. Much love, dude. Hey, hey, buddy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here, mate.
Yeah, but Gerbenturf's reviving today, correct?
It's not Gerbenturf, we're called the veterans.
Why did you change Gerbenturf?
No. No, Gerbenturf's still a thing, but a lot of the members are quite busy at the minute.
it well where do I start no it's just me it's just it's just me though no
obviously not why don't get a haircut you fucking idiot so basically I can't
login to my PlayStation account that's got girth and turf and it's a nasty
critical but girth and turf I'm happy to look at getting the team back together
you were not in it Jake sorry I've got have you ever heard of it ever Jakey
Davis jinks it yeah well I just thought I'd let you know jinx it he will never
ever be playing the girth and turf ever again I will jinx he's just playing out
you know what he's like?
What club is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, look, bro.
Are we clubbed or what?
Do we have a team?
Who don't?
Who don't?
Who can be field today?
Who could this club field today?
I've got the list there.
You're talking about, I'm a seizure, yeah?
Because Mibaba's clubbers have just died, and he's halfway through me trim.
Yeah.
And I'm the charger.
Who's in the right club?
Yeah, where's the charger?
Uh-oh.
Is he?
Yeah.
Is he?
Sorry, Jinx.
So, the team so far tonight, are you ready Jinx?
Yeah, I'm ready for the team.
Have you watched the new season of Inside?
No.
Okay, well anyway, someone from that, he's called Expressions.
Do you know Expressions?
No.
Well, he's locking quality.
You've got myself.
J.K. Bateson is from girth and turf, Pike is from girth and turf,
yourself, Mustapha is from girth and turf, Danny Arons and Roy.
So, Genecey is from girth and turf, but I'm not.
I already know what this is going to turn into, bro.
I'm going to get fucking harassed for being the only fucking American.
What? Are you American?
I get harassed every time.
Oh, you're American.
Bro, I get harassed for being the only American.
No, Genecey, we don't harass you. It's our way of showing love.
And dude that's totally not true.
What are you going on about, dude? We need to even mention your power.
Dude, totally don't even do that.
Put your fire alarm away, dude. We're on the phone. You can't shoot me, dude.
We just need to play some soccer.
Okay, you look around. I'm always there, James. You know, I'm always down for some broken hopes.
You just gotta call me, bro, whenever you're ready to get back.
No, Paul. I'll ring you soon.
Hey, maybe I can get my dad in the front floor.
Jamesy, if I ever play a video game with your dad again, man, I'm probably going to talk myself.
Alright, alright. I'll try to find another American that will play, okay?
Alright, no, well, it's to be fair, we had Jason the other day, so you can ask him if you want.
Oh, yeah, is he good?
Uh, okay. You know what? We'll see you all, alright?
Alright, no worries, mate.
This is so fun.
Oh, why are you drinking Pies Foam?
He's totally rad.
You're totally a rad, dude.
Dude you're outside!
Jinky get on side dude!
Someone's fired back from the gun insult and don't let Jinky get stabbed.
One-one, fair enough.
Put the knife down.
Yeah, nice.
Unless you're cutting vegetables, do you mean we're cutting vegetables in life?
You'd never cut that.
Half through.
Half through.
You know I've cut that so dear.
I'll cut you off.
You continually do something.
Well, you know.
I don't know, honey.
Because I like that.
Come on, adult.
No, we can.
What the fuck are you about to do?
What are you?
Look, you left handed.
Yeah.
You left it there.
So you just blend up.
Yeah.
Do that and you put it in.
Yeah, no, I can hear you cutting it as well.
Are you sure he's all right doing this, Grimm?
He's tiny a bit more.
A little bit higher.
And I'm not probably going to need it down.
What kind of?
Yeah.
Is it down?
I didn't sign up for this, normally if you go to a train and you do it, you say you tell them before they get in the chair
I've been about to do it before
I haven't had a fucking good one if you see the video
Now we did the, what was it, the experience?
Pardon?
What was the experience with the water, the rain forest experience
Yeah, that's a treat to be found
Yeah, catching them by the tallyman
Yeah, the tallyman
Sounds a weird one, ain't it? Plastic them coming through the rain forest
It's weird though
What the fuck are they doing there?
Fuck up on time, there's a summer schedule, innit?
Well, er...
What a shit ban on, by the way.
What a shit ban on?
What a rainfax.
You've cut in on anyone, have you?
No, not now.
What have you, yeah?
Not mentally, I've got you.
It's been three weeks, you know.
Alright, what was that on?
I must have been getting out of there.
Alright, what did it do?
You watch the history
Yeah, did you?
We're the over 8.4 million
These are number one out of that bro. Yes, sorry sir
Sorry sir
Yeah, you don't need to know numbers do they?
It's not even stupid
That one?
you
you
you
you
you
I see what I'm saying.
Ah, yeah, yeah.
You're talking about Babas out, Babas out, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
See you next time, brother.
See you later, brother.
See you later, brother.
See you later, brother.
We're secrets lying and burning white.
You know what, Piki?
You've got to watch Piki Blinders and you've been on it.
So, it's like the game is so good.
I've liked them acting on it as an actor.
Yeah.
But I don't think this is the program.
You know what I mean, Piki Blinders?
Yeah, have you not watched Piki Blinders?
Yeah, I've watched Piki Blinders.
Yeah, I've watched Piki Blinders.
I've watched Piki Blinders.
You know what it is, you've got to watch Peaky Blinders and digerator.
Watch your chapters before the yes it is unreal.
But still, there's film where this can see comes off, but the series is unreal.
You've got to watch it now.
I'm fucking out because he's got four seasons and I hope so.
I went to season two halfway and still fucked it off.
Really? It's that bad.
Oh really? You must have really had it.
Yeah, it's so shit.
You're raising hats tonight and just bumming out and saying it's fucking shit.
Look, is that not realistic?
Not really. Getting the gunfire and getting the razor blades off your ass.
You just blow it off, won't you?
Nah, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Well look, I know, wouldn't you?
Nah, not that I was going to.
And he became the fucking president of Prime Minister, or else.
So shit, I mean, was seven hours.
Yeah, man, well, I'll watch it now.
Cheers, Pat Grimm.
Oh, I only got past, obviously, season two and a half, that's it.
That's the key to a pretreat, mate.
I ain't gonna watch it.
Well, invincible.
Oh, really? You want that?
What, United season one?
That's it.
I watched the film, I said, I couldn't get into the second one.
This is the second round of a goal, yeah, go on up, go on up.
Then, they're down.
Come on, Taylor, let's go and train our mate.
Dusty Black, Colt, really brilliant.
I'll see who's that for real.
Right, I'll let you do whatever you're doing, you can keep the box out if you like.
What are you doing? I'm trilling, that's up.
But I don't mind you boring boxed if I saw you boxed, you know
Open postcode lottery
Should watch power yeah, my mom fucking loves power
It's like it's like so cute. It was
That's
Ex-QC playing in goal. Oh, no, you're on about on pro clubs
No
For fuck's sake
You can't go in goal
Oh no, a baller. Oh my god. Are you on about the American ballerly chat? Oh my god, he's
fucking here we go yes Jin see you okay mate good thanks mate are you
potential acquisition yeah going you speak into the manager
Oh really? How many years of experience has he got?
I think experience doesn't really matter. I think this guy's a passionate player and I think he'll die in his club.
Right, okay, what's his name?
Uh, XQC.
Right, and where's, sorry, where's he, where's he looking at playing?
I believe he said he wanted to play, he said he played gold or not, he said he's fine with
gold or he calls it gold, but he also is down for some strife, it's kind of weird when
you want to throw back man, if you're more centered in this tradition.
I feel as though you and me both know Jinxit. Anyone who calls the goalkeeper a gola should
would never ever be on a football pitch.
Yeah, but the thing is bro, look at it like this bro,
XQC, does here, does here not have experience
as a goalkeeper, he does, but he's played the
half down like this, he's a goalkeeper.
He, yeah, I fucking scored past him.
And he also conceded eight goals.
I think it was nine, but it's not either here or there.
Yeah, it was nine, yeah.
All right, no worries listen another day who am I to say no if a kid's got a dream that's fucking let's see if he's capable of living it
Well, I'm just finishing the air cut mate. So probably like 10 o'clock. So maybe like how long you can grim
Yeah, yeah, I reckon yeah about about 10 past 10 so maybe about 20 minutes
Perfect no worries mate
We're fucked
We are fucked
If I said you've got to play pro clubs, is he going to come on for the sun?
Let me mute it for the first time and see what he says.
You
Did you say this chat
So hopefully
there we go so we should be all right bro so I just said Aaron's not gonna be
happy this fucking guy I'll tell you something so I'm gonna minute how many
fucking how many we got now
Oh, yeah, let me give, let me give Pye a warning.
Hey, Siri, call Pye.
Gemini.
Yes, Pyface, just your 20 minute warning mate, are you alive and kicking?
I'm in the shower.
Perfect, are you able to wipe your own ass now you've lost weight?
I'm quite right, but I'm not a good person mate.
Good fucking news mate, alright, we'll see you on soon.
Perfect mate, no worries, I'll see you in a bit.
He's a fucking good lad.
What would you say your favourite is?
Out of all the other streamers.
Yeah, he can't choose any of the mob boys.
Fucking FG's right up there mate.
that he can't use f2k he's a client and also the fuck history is born to
mom so that's definitely makes it even better I get excited when he comes on
and somebody's got a pie he's obviously fucking yeah like pure pure
interesting and but you know I'm addicted to you addicted to I've got to you
you know I've reached out I've reached out obviously I'm fucking addicted to
watching it. And then Doddy the Viking. Doddy the Viking? Yeah, I'm not an alien. What is he streamed? Cod?
No, Swatch. Oh, Swatch. Oh, right. Okay, I'm just watching him all the time. I get in the
air clients, but you know, it's, then my guys, he really loves to watch. And he's a guy called
Simsie, that plays Cod. Like, no matter what, he'll just play Cod, Cod, Cod, Cod, Cod, Cod.
All the time
Yeah, we watched FIFA
No, no, he's not the thing he's not in the car pro. Oh, it's cold. Yeah
Is a guy in Scotland called control that as well. He's a fucking nice control that yeah
Yeah, he's fucking someone I know.
In fact, he was there at that casting he did with him, that Dreamcast.
Oh, yeah, Dreamcast? Oh shit, yeah, play it. Was he playing?
I don't think he was playing, but he was, he's on water now.
Oh, I'm gonna have a minute.
That's me. Thank you.
Have you ever had a nice evening, Jack? You cut the hair, fuck?
Yeah, kidding it.
Did you fuck it up?
Nah, never.
Not at first.
You don't have to sneeze to me to fuck it up, do you?
Yeah, for now.
I feel like I'm taking ages, but my back is hot, bro.
You take your fucking time, mate, it's alright.
Yeah, man, go.
I've been on it since fucking eight o'clock.
Nine o'clock this morning.
You started at nine?
Yeah.
I suppose I'll go gym as well.
Thirty hours, yeah?
Yeah.
Are you still on it?
Grafter.
It's alright.
Are you going gym or not?
You can see if the saw is on downstairs they're going there if you want
No, because it's like
It's like a leg session of all like
Okay
I don't know you're training
Your training plan I don't know
I don't have a training plan. I thought you had a training plan. I don't have a training plan
You're fucking smashing it up.
Thank you, mate.
Mate, you've got to get your hand on the dial.
You've got to see the state of me in a mile in six, seven weeks.
Are you locking in?
Oh, me?
What have you been eating today, mate?
Today?
Fucking tell you right now.
In fact, you can read my phone.
Are you tracking it on?
Mate, I've got a full diet.
Is it my fitness plan?
No, no, no, no, no.
Bro, this is my full diet.
My pulse.
This is today.
That's what you've eaten today.
250 grams of yogurt, mixed with 30 grams of protein, 20 grams of granola, 25 grams of
dark chocolate and 50 grams of frozen berries, that's helpful.
A grenade protein bar and a banana, 180 grams of chicken times two wraps, salad, add 5 grams
of oil with chicken, 30 grams of light sweet chili sauce.
200 grams of 5% beef, 300 grams of white potatoes, why does it matter, potatoes are, why is it, why not sweet potatoes?
I'm gonna ask him that because I love sweet potatoes, I'm not saying shit, but I will ask him that.
100 grams of peppers, 20 grams of cheese and 100 grams of bolognese sauce, so basically it's just fucking spag ball.
That's what everyone says on cottage pie. So that's that's my working day and then that's my day off
Is it healthy as well? Yeah
New York bagel with three bits of back bacon with two eggs
Grenade protein bar banana and 100 grams of pineapple
Salmon fillet 200 grams of white potatoes and a satin salad
180 grams of 5% beef mince again two brioche buns salad and 30 grams of hallouma
That's good, but it's very good, that's 2300 calories and you train, you've got four training days, one cardio a day, two days off.
That'll play me.
Mate, you want to be shredded?
Fuck him.
I'm absolutely rich.
I'm on 1800 calories a day, mate.
But is that what you put yourself on then?
You've done well.
Thank you.
It depends what level you want to get to, you know.
Well, I'm just happy I've managed to maintain the weight off after the jungle.
jungle I was worried at first because I thought you're gonna be too excited about
eating good shit yeah but you're fucking smacked it off thank you one father
and a meal you mean you're funny are you caring dickhead now like today all
that was that Nando's chat I had peas broccoli mash yeah I'm done we haven't
ordered something like some fruit I'm gonna some fruit what's your weight in
height all in all I'd probably say you're gonna lose muscle too I'm not
the one that I'm still training you'll lose muscle if you train you don't
train protein yeah I have protein yeah what is your question originally my
question yeah and that's what I was asked a question
What was the question chat for us a minute ago?
Oh it was what height and weight?
Oh yeah, I'd probably say 93 kg 6 foot 2.
When's the next hurry game? Not asked.
Where's Hines? Fuck knows. Still filming.
What do I do?
Lacey, where he's left in you?
Yeah, he's also 5'8".
I started off there 79.
What do you know?
What was?
My first week out?
How far is it?
What is it?
Do you ask?
Because I just, I would have trust the protest though.
Okay, right.
It takes weeks for it.
It is fixed to what it is, right?
Yeah.
This guy is testing the levels though.
You've got to see what's going on.
Wow.
Unreal.
Unreal though.
16 minutes to go though.
Unreal though.
You've got like competition-ready styles, right?
Yeah.
And that's what I want to...
I feel that it is my age.
That I can get to that.
And I've come to actually seeing what the body's made of.
That's what I was going to say.
I'm in the sixties. Yeah, I'm in the sixties.
Can you have my shave there? Of course you can.
Five gifted charity, get a bag of me shaved there.
It's your 3.99 on eBay as well.
Yeah.
Rossika, I've never had a five gifted look.
Fucking get that bag done for you, no problem.
Thank you for the five gifted, Rossika.
How fast, I don't know. Just want to clarify, I would not be getting rid of any of my hair.
People would actually buy it. If you thought you'd buy it, they'd buy it, wouldn't they?
100%. J.K. probably would.
What the fuck is that? Are you gonna ship off?
No.
Are you a plaz? You can if you like, but I won't be there.
joke and I will a will cal 5 out of 5 mate go on the boy thank you very much will cal
I appreciate that man thank you very much mate I appreciate the fiber about your fucking legend
thank you bro he sent me some on instagram that's that's fortunate mate
he's plus getting VIP tickets easy flock and plus are you in the ultra end
What's he doing for the triumphant? YouTube All Stars meet?
What?
What?
For the money, Cass, on this.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Try to get to us
Unreal it's a fucking banger what's yours?
That one.
That one.
That one.
That one.
And if he's got no real gangsters, yeah.
Real old school.
Hey.
Ooh.
I don't know what it's worth.
It depends what he says.
Oh, that's how they end this.
I've heard that, and yeah, I prefer it.
I
to make your liberty upon the time to see what my mind is all about.
Unreal.
They're saying, they're saying 2-2, it's gone down to a decider.
Yes.
It's gone down to a decider.
Right, chat.
Are you ready?
This is mine.
I'm quite impressed, bro.
Listen, really think about this.
I don't need to think.
I fucking got it locked in the park, mate.
Mika, you're in trouble.
Mika.
Mika.
Mika.
Mika.
Mika.
Mika.
Mika.
trouble. Make up. Unbelievable fucking tune. You had me hurt again. My actual one
chat. For the actual one chat, I've got to go to my fucking one and all of the
trusted the trust. No, I just know I might alive. But that's because this is my
actual song.
Yeah, I mean, fuck you now!
Good luck beating this one, mate!
Good luck beating this one!
I didn't fall
My heart
And as it fell
You rose to claim it
And I was over
Until you kissed my lips
And you saved me
My hands
Were strong
But my knees were far too weak
Fuck off, cheese, I fucking gave
But there's a sign to you
That I never, you never knew all the things
You would always win, always win
But I said fire!
To beat a Dal, you've got to be good.
To beat a Dal, it's got to be good, Crimp.
He asked, but I've got to go a little bit different though, because...
You're going to go a little bit different.
Nah, you know what, actually, I'm not, I'm not, because I need to bring something that people are going to mope.
And even though that's a nice track.
Ah, here we go, here we go.
She's Royal.
We're going to mix it all up. This is for the live.
Jeez!
I think you might have a nickname, this.
Jeez!
And till I see the lights
Moscow you get a pole please
Who wins?
Ginger Grimm
Get ready for the chorus guys
I've never heard this but I like it
Thank you, you make
Would you find that special someone
She's right
No, I'm not.
Graham, you've net set you've won.
Come on!
Congratulations, mate.
Hey.
I've lost my ears on you.
You guys got 20 years ex-fairies
Don't it is you've gone for old-school rap I've gone for new sort of girly tunes
Yeah, I can still go for old-school girly. I put fucking bashtreak boys on brah. That is unreal
My playlist is ask any person that knows me. I am the most
Craziest man the same I can listen to anything
By polar you call me by polar the agent because when I play music
One minute you listen to Queen, the next minute you've got Chuck Ones on, and the next minute you've got Tyrus Ryan, which...
Come on!
UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE FUN!
UNBELIEVABLE!
you
you
you
you
you
That's my eyes for you.
My mum bought me, though, I guess from...
Thank you.
Thank you.
You have to let them out, Jake.
Well, in return for my isolation, I am doing some giveaways on what not.
Miss Ginger!
What Miss Ginger?
Five out of five gifts, I love you, I fucking love you.
Thank you very much Miss Ginger.
Twenty-five, what are you wearing about?
Dixie.
Susie.
Susie Dixie.
I think.
Susie.
Susie.
It was Susie!
It was Suzy!
Go on, my sugar mama!
Thank you very much, Suzy. I appreciate it.
25 love. You're a fucking legend.
Go on, Suzy. Thank you so much, love.
Sorry I missed it. Thank you very, very much.
I appreciate it. Thank you, Suzy.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm just celebrating Suzy's gift to him.
I'm currently live on Wattbot.
I'm doing some giveaways and people have asked me
if you could sign the top loader for a giveaway.
Oh, no.
It's something you sign them for, please.
I'll sign them for this, but leave them space.
What, what does it say?
Is it not?
That's disgusting.
No, no, can you go for it?
I will be selling these on chat.
There you go, just sign there for me.
Jackie, why are you fucking signing out in the back?
I don't know if I can, they didn't ask me to sign,
but you can sign it as well, I guess.
Oh, really, yeah.
Oh.
So James, what do I hear you now when I'm hungry?
Well, I'm going to order some fruit.
Oh, I've got frozen, I've got some more frozen mango in the thing by the way.
Oh, OK, nice.
Yeah, that's what you're doing, mate.
No, Jack, you can sign us up.
Jack, do you want me to?
Yeah.
They're going to ruin it.
I mean, I mean, last time they wanted you to sign, so I was like, you're a bot boy.
You're Jakey Davies!
Yeah, we've got clubs in about five weeks, chap.
Just leave a bit of space for me.
Bro's going to be fucking livid.
Now the giveaways so I
Can be mad but
You're perfectly cool at it by the way chap you do want to win these you can put x-mation on what not in gingers chap
And you can sign up get a 10 pound for you pound friend
I'm not live. I'm live on what not. I'm live on what not. I'm on that. You know?
Sorry.
Go swim sides, bro goes live with Wotna now.
Yeah.
Bro, switch that up.
What are you drinking? Do you love you?
Trim's fucking unbelievable.
Did you get one as well?
Nice.
There's something Trim off who's got better Trim, me or Jinj.
I got my chance.
I need to stop using the shampoo at the gym.
It fucking brings out my senses.
Wotna fuck himself.
I told you, I told you.
Guys, remember, in Wotna you can win these much, right?
We've got that.
Why are you all spamming ginger? Oh, better trim you.
Chaz, shut the fucking door.
Chaz, shut the door.
Yeah, just have a quick trim on.
Chaz, got better trim.
So, okay, I want to say left, but left.
Just a quick one.
Yeah.
I'll go on, what do I do first?
So, we'll go left.
We'll go right, okay, right?
Right picture you ready? Three, two, one, left, right, straight forward, backwards, straight forward, left, right, straight forward.
You know what? I'd say it's 50-50. I think it's equal.
You think it's equal?
Oh, okay.
This chain is something.
Oh, I'm 64.
35% of me, yeah.
You have a look at the options.
Oh.
So, my mods have just run up all and the options are ginger or ginger.
Ginge
and get me the white wailet put into the wall. Cheers mate.
Gemma! Gemma where the five! Where the five! Gemma where the five!
Go on Gemma, thank you very very much, I appreciate that.
Am I getting on clubs now? What? Yeah please.
Here's your Samsung charger sir.
I'm not sure, I don't know what to call it.
How much I have to put into the controller right now.
There we go.
There we go.
There's the controller.
There we go.
Can't find the hoover. Oh well.
Right.
I'll get it fucking on chat.
Butting and vanguering.
Semi-final, 2-1.
Who got the other one?
Well, it's 5-5.
I'm gonna take his shirt off. I've got fucking hair all over me.
Right, let me start our thing. Yeah
We saw everything out
Jinx is waiting. Yeah, fuck me. But I know mate. You fucking let me go on it
Do me a dim bro fucking spamming credit
Let's go
Right multi-verse on stream and we're in perfect. Let's go go go
right
right
uh i missed five off three chat sorry
go on dill favorite of five gifting mate fucking legend thank you very much bruh i appreciate
that man thank you very much mate thank you thank you thank you do you can see his card his ass that
doesn't surprise me thank you bro i haven't signed me out for this chatting shit do you
know i can't be asked there you go right now it's time to lock in so anyone touch shit i'm gonna
time out. Right and we are good to fucking go. No need of kits. Oh well fuck it is what it is.
Right I'm in the club. Let me go full screen for a minute. Right they all need to what you call it.
They all need to join discord chat.
I'm in the discord so I'm just waiting for them to join it.
Excuse me
Remember what you call my nan was in the club. I'll feel lost your mind. I don't really know
Right check snap rapid
I want you to love me
Oh, I can't do 8 p.m. Mate. I don't think I can sorry
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Hello, you're at pipe.
You okay, pipe?
You're at pipe.
That's what I was thinking, Pye's fucking mental mate, isn't it?
Yeah, it's mad.
Well, Discord server, we're in multiverse.
Do you want me to send you the invite high-fives
and you pass it on?
Yes, Pye, is it okay?
I can't hear anyone.
That's probably why.
There we go.
Oh, Aaron!
There we go.
That is just the...
Lovely, come on.
have it this is the calm this is the calm before the storm in the fucking rumors of double yanks
what's going on here we need to meet you in the middle we need hold the fort down mate
there you go vice we'll have to keep try and keep a level of uh a level of calm
i mean i bet it's in behind us as well so basically behind you as well
Well, we should be right with me behind you all good guys.
If you leave, I'm not my fault.
You can be right.
Yes, Jinx here.
You OK, mate?
Agent, we're going to go ahead of that discord.
Yeah, I've sent it high-vives now, mate.
It's five of us already in there.
I just made a God tier striker build, bro.
Oh, that's a bit pointless.
John, don't need a striker?
No, we you're gonna go you're gonna go right back
Well, I'm actually I'm actually his last in the ginger bitch and so you definitely can't be slatter
Yeah, XQC came and said you said you wanted to play you want to play right back
You're not your shit
Yeah, I'll fucking whoop your arse mate
Yep
All right, no
Sorry about that I got I've got a uber for light and I was riding it was 90p
That's my that is fucking mental. What you got you you got yes, that's okay, mate
Yeah, yeah, we can hear you
About cute about kudos, right on let's have a bad news barret family's out for the whole season in it
I think we've got a full squad could have done with him. You could have done with him as well fucking out
Brother I listen that guy's been out so long. He better be in black pants for free blood
I'm telling you that right now. No, no, no, no. Honestly, he's been out the whole season fan moving like he's in Wakanda
Like what's man talking about a hamstring?
Like come on G what is man got cheese strings like it's crazy
Yeah, I don't know who's like room I'm pretty sure
I might rather get to full back now. No for that musta for most after an hour in the middle, mate
We have to have a good call. I think we might. I'm 11. I think we might. Wow. What's her
now? We should do it. Let's give me life. It's gonna be a reason for the stimulation.
Yeah, the stimulation is going. Hey, who's playing where? Actually, you go on. You can
all I'm gonna make. So Jinx, you'll be up front with me. XQC is gonna go in goal. Yes,
Jinx. Are you okay, mate? Guys, I just want to say it is an absolute privilege to be joining
this football club today. Thank you. Make him say that again, say that again,
Jigsey. It is a privilege to be in here, bro. It's a fucking privilege. Brother,
that accent is a one blood. Where's he from? America. No, that's the best
American accent I heard. Guys, guys, please let the guys, you know, the last
time we did pro clubs, everybody was fucking dumping on the accent, man. It
what it is bro bro I'm not even taking a piss bro between you and Ben as a lot
brother them American accent movie Hollywood Hollywood accents my G I got
feeling like needs a mrs. Stone in it tonight what the fuck is that new kid
yeah I'm like yeah that's all right jakey just ready for cop mate yeah no
So I think X2C is playing a keeper I believe?
Yeah no Gola Gola remember?
Gola Gola yes X2C playing Gola bro and yeah let's win some fucking football games man.
And then today if we believe us.
Where are you from Mandem?
I'm from Mandem quickly though.
That's why my mic sound better because obviously before that man was saying that I sounded like I was in the cool center bruh.
Go on, Sunday!
Five out of five, mate!
Go on, Sunday!
Thank you very much, brother.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you for Bersin, because he's here now.
What?
There's pace, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm from the LA9.
LA9? What is LA9?
Is that a nice?
LA9 represents, you know.
LA9. What is that?
LA9.
What's LA9?
LA9.
Yeah, me and my band are from a rochdale, so you don't want to know about my life and that
Yeah, I was born in rochdale and that
Why don't you tell us where about you're from jimsy tell us a bit about your story from USA bro in a state called uh, Florida
And fun fact jimsy was actually born at the firing range
Oh
Disneyland
Yes, kind of, like two hours away.
Bro, my chat keeps spinning.
Ask about Eze, E-Z-E, the bottle.
Right, I don't even know why your chat's doing that,
bruv, I don't know who's there, Eze in the chat?
Is there an Eze?
Eze, the striker?
Yo, sir.
Hey, Jinji, I'm blaming you for this.
Lydia might have started it, yeah.
But you, I'm telling you, calling me Eze, bruv,
has literally sealed the deal, fam.
But I was out today and got called Eze in the gym.
Tell you this right now. Oh, that's disgusting. Bro. That's not a
Bro as a top player, bro. That's the way I'm playing
Fucking shut up. Make you looking to make the bench
Yes, okay, man. Oh prime prime Davey's expert with the man down. I'm actually really left by yeah
Man went to the gym today with my bread during the end that these man they train like they've been jail
You know, I mean, you know, you're in a jail cell and all you've got to do is press ups and all of that
Yeah, man, it's crazy for my literally woman talking to him shit and I said bro if I can't list anything you can't blame me
But you know them wait there fan. Yes, that's shameless. I was wearing the shirt in there
Bro, uh in like specifically where I'm from it's it's tarpon spring
So I know all about that bro like I was in the rough shit and rough streets rough life never knowing he's good through it
He's been a lie. Yeah, I can hear from your voice
But you sound like one of them guys with someone coming off you for your phone boy
You're giving up the phone going to the shop and buying five more. So I don't know what you're talking about
You never knew where your next meal was coming from, you know some nights I would go to sleep just hear gunshots
Did you leave your PS5 on or something like that about gunshots
No, no, no, no, it's dude.
Tarpen Springs, look it up.
Do a little bit of research, bro.
What springs, bro?
Colorado Springs?
No, no, no, no, Tarpen Springs, T-A-R-P-O-N.
Broski, all I know about is a Highland Spring.
That's all I know.
I've been out a bit.
It's rough, though.
Like, I'm telling you, I know about the rough life, bro.
I live that shit, man.
Tarpen Springs.
Is it like, people walk around with rotwilders
and chains and shit, is that what I want?
Yes, Pie, yes, Pie, by the way, how are we, Pie?
I'm all right, man.
How are you?
If you play with people with you again, man, yeah, thank you, mate. Thank you. I like talking about where I'm go Michael
I'm gonna fight rubber fucking on the bike. Thank you, mate. Just it's not something I'm just glad I made it out
Jig for the primers. Well, bro, I mean
Now the tarp
Yeah, the chat's asking if I stream. I'm not streaming right now. I'm not gonna lie
But next time ginger bikes meet the clubs. I'll stream a hundred percent for this self-promotion. What's what's going on?
No, I appreciate that, bro.
Come on, bro.
You're helping up and comers, guy.
You know what I mean?
Helping up and comers.
That's what I'm talking about, dude.
Helping up and comers and that.
Right.
Just for you, just for Jinxie and Axe, okay?
Please go full cam so you don't show the screen and type.
I've put the name of the club in the Discord.
That's what it's called.
So, Jinx.
Okay, okay.
Question, by the way.
So, guys, if I go to England, bro, what are some places to not visit, like, to stay out?
You know what I'm saying, what is the place where you like it?
Buckingham Palace.
The place where you can visit.
Definitely.
Yeah, we should just tell you places that you should visit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100% go back.
So you need to go, brother, you need to go.
He's going to go to Leeds.
He has to go to Leeds.
Make sure you go to Broadwater Farmers' Day.
You remember, Jason the Wean went there.
You'll be fine.
Go Broadwater Farmers' Day.
Go Church Road.
Go Stonebridge.
Go Mozart.
Go Peckham.
And yeah, you'll be good fan.
My chat is saying, my chat is saying, Brixton, go to Brixton.
Yeah, nah, yeah, you know what?
I reckon you should go Brixton first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Wow, okay, okay, I got you.
I make sure you stream as well so I can watch that.
Okay, stream Brixton, okay, okay.
Mm-hmm.
All right, wait, Jin, don't leak the name of the club,
right, don't leak it?
Yeah, no, no, no, no, he didn't.
Okay.
I mean, a lot longer if you do.
Joint club, don't clap.
Okay, okay, okay.
So wait, nobody knows the name, huh?
No, they do, but as soon as you show your chat,
they're gonna request.
Brother, I just typed in tarpon springs, yeah,
and it looks like a resort family.
You taking a piss?
Are you actually taking a piss?
Brad, is that a dolphin that I see?
Brad, that's a tarpon.
I've never seen before.
What's it called?
Tarpon Springs.
Tarpon Springs.
Yes, bro, the thing is.
Oh, no, tarpon.
You can't trust Google guys because look the thing about Tarpon Springs is yes
When you look up images of Tarpon Springs all you need to know is that where you grew up?
2026 family-friendly hidden gems and museums
Outdoor arts and theater night life. That's right. You can trip advisor
Yo, Axe are you making sure you're putting in European mate? Oh
I didn't put them in B. Yeah, try that
He says what try
Yeah, try. Yeah, just try anyone that says your up to see that comes up. I just said any fuck it. Yeah
Transfer
Okay, I'll be whilst it's loading. Have you been actually excited? Are you excited for the match?
Yeah
Yeah, should be a knuckle car.
Dragon's difficult.
There we go.
That's a restarting game.
Has your Wi-Fi just gone?
Because the disk is gone.
No, you don't know.
Not yet.
Not yet.
And so Jinx is in.
I'm having a look at the crime rate here.
It says there is...
Oh, yeah.
17 crimes per thousand residents.
Bro, I'm telling you the biggest.
The biggest the biggest crime to happen out of tarpon Springs is this guy talking about it like it's the hood on the stream
To ever happen out of tarpon Springs, bro
17 will be fucking crosswalk in the fucking posh price
I should drop the club never came up. Yeah, make sure you put in make sure you put where you're up or any rather than just your region
Okay, okay, if that's kids if that's confined that you should find a jinx. Come on, mate
Hey, listen, bro. I know I'm a uncle in that one getting better jins, bro. We're doing it
Yes, bro. What are what are what region West Europe East Europe? Just put just put any just put any where do you buy dripper?
Where do you buy drip? It's not it's not like 2k mate
I've just found an article that says why are people calling tarp on springs the trenches?
That's on Jixie. Jixie has been mentioned in it. Yes, I listen to this listen to this tarp on springs the average income
for is fifty one thousand four hundred and fifty five dollars we don't know that's true
How much is that little f*****g?
Hey, this guy's a legend, bro. I said that one.
We don't know about that.
How household income levels show a medium of $79,500?
Yeah, guys, the thing is, bro, like, it's gotten better.
When I was a kid, bro, it was rough.
I got out, though. It was tough streets, man.
People are now meaning you, people are meaning you,
just you have TikToks by balling up in Ta-fon Springs,
but they look just like kids.
Okay, okay. Wait, Jinx, I did the transfer request, by the way. Oh, I leaked it.
As long as you've already requested, you should be good.
Okay.
Oh, we're in Dibs 4.
Wait, isn't that bad?
Is your name Jinx Beacon?
Yes.
Perfect.
Wait, but doesn't Proclam start on Dib 5, if I remember correctly?
Yeah.
Okay, so we're shit.
Alright, got it.
No, we're not shit, we're just not playing left.
I'm good, I'm ready to go.
What's our record?
What is our record, bro?
I think we're like five games unbeaten at the minute as well.
six wins two draws three losses I don't think we won but I think we lost every
single game our session all we need to do what you guys need is left or right
be more confident getting get involved in conversation why it is that he's
making you nervous is it X and Jinx you've played with you before these are
the moments you either fucking take or crumble and with a great respect you and
above boys we don't fucking crumble everybody's good at cooking something
this fucking guy and I'm good at cooking right I tell you what I tell you what
Why don't you go back?
Go back and ask me questions.
No, no, no. Go back and ask.
And you pick up the mic and go, I'm on a minute, Jinx.
You've got to do your initiation.
How much for you to get bombed?
OK.
Yeah, go on.
You guys, go on.
You got this.
You got this.
You got this.
I've got this.
Something like that, but, bro, I'm saying that looks safe.
Yo, Jinx safe.
It's like in Brooklyn, I know.
Yo, Jinx safe.
In Brooklyn, I know.
How much for you to get bombed?
How much?
What?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah
She's a guy. Yeah, I don't know that's last year, bro. I know we're getting bummed means
You see that's it it's a
You see oh, Jackie Jackie's got a question go on Jake
Yeah, as you see and for initiation to join the group you have to answer this question
How much money to bomb me?
Ha ha ha.
He's using this just to get Bummedy, isn't he?
Diggie, that's not the question.
You got to speak already, brav.
I can't believe it, though.
X, the question is, how much money for you to be bummed?
By Bairson, I mean.
I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got.
The question is for Bummedy!
And if you make them possible on the Wayfarms, so yeah.
Them questions, they are bigger than me.
Bbbbbbbbbbbbb!
Big ups to the man, then, yeah?
Well said, well said.
Really well, so naturally, okay, let's get in here
Yeah, you can just go to play that's for the man them
Scores, I bet he scores. He's gonna start singing American in it. Yeah, you can show screen. No x-ray. Yeah
Put him up front when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside
Put him up ginger you ordered through yeah, I have I don't think I can do that
actually
Why
Sorry
Blackpool
Brilliant, mate. Yeah pleasure bitch. I saw I can start your travel
Ask about top them ask about top them
Yeah, yeah, you know that's an area that you should travel to you get me
They also that's where Beyonce performs to breath Kendrick Lamar. That's where Anthony Joshua fights, you know
I mean Tom is a good area
Tottenham lost 3-0 to not again for us. Yeah
I know I think they're talking about San Antonio's first. I think that you know who they are, right?
It says here Tom them is about to be relegated. Hey, what's his name? XQ. What blood?
No
Hey, Jim I need the file blood
I'm hearing voices like Randy Orton fam
No, I need it now
Wait, did you say expressions is being written?
Yeah, no is that's going to start
Because I saw it on keyboard. Okay. Yeah, Jinx, whatever you already made we've got left strike. You're ready for you. Oh
Jakey you go right wing for now if you want unless Toby comes up. I'm just in the
Oh trophy room. I'll do myself. So that again Jinx
I'm just chilling. I'm in the club. Like I'm already in try to chill and wait
It'll throw me into the game. No, you need to come and get in the squad
So you took back out until you see the Tc play and then click on play
and make sure you don't pick up the ball and scream touch down blood yeah no
animals fam this is I can play bro I guess I guess a jinx he's one of the
only Americans I will sit there and say no he doesn't he doesn't know ball but
he knows of it like he supports Liverpool and things they're good
You lost 2-0 last night, you lost 2-0 last night, you shit bastard.
Yeah, to that right here.
No shots, boy.
Come on, go back.
Not even a shot on Ty.
At the back, you had no shots, bruv.
No shots, bruv.
Black man's in an event in Saudi Arabia, bruv.
No shots, bruv.
It's a good result, really, but it's 2-0.
It's a good result.
Just think about it.
Second leg is an end field.
Second leg is an end field, buddy.
We're missing Jinx, yikes.
Yeah, a good result.
What team do you ever hear go away from home and say,
are we losing 2-0 as a good result?
Fucking shows where your club's at, don't it?
And you're talking about Anfield,
like that's a fortress, that's Hanfield, bruv.
You can't get past that.
You can't get past that.
Come on, check.
You can't help it, right, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv, bruv.
Bro, you can't get brawled, Amy.
We're gonna get brawled.
You can't stay in up.
You see you, yeah?
You man are the best champions of all time.
You went from Liverpool to Liverpool, failure blood.
You get me, son?
man's leg was looking like Phil Mitchell's blood
what's he talking about?
you're gonna get renegade bro
you're gonna get renegade
two pot of cita mo ibu profen
that's what your fans need but am i pretty
oh game you guys
you guys are bloody fucking
you guys have lost four of your last five games bro
hey the fuck up
hey the fuck up bro
same thing this season black
absolutely nothing bro
actor son of a bitch
And you see, I'm the son of that, your club sucks, bro.
The man has a walking, that walking Dragon Ball flag.
You make me that Dutch Bruce Willis fan.
He's like Dr. Evil.
I'm telling you, that's the worst manager in the league fan.
He deserves to be sacked.
You guys are bloody rubbish.
You bloody fucking rubbish.
The man deserves to be sacked.
Religating, religating, religating.
Religating, religating, religating.
What the fuck, A.C. Super Bowl?
He sees the B1.
He sees the B1.
He sees the B2.
You see V.O. whatever the hell, Vlad.
No, that's a bad change.
I'm not passing to him
Which is going to put note in that talk to also a little felt to beat
Yeah, exactly, bro. We're never gonna be relegated a hundred years, bro
Right, come on listen to me. We gotta be a team guys. We gotta be a team. We gotta work together
right
Jinx, I'm left-trackin', do you fuck off?
Yeah, sorry mate.
You're running into my back there.
Die of direction now.
It needs to be solid here.
SQC, SQC, you do your best mate, cause you're in the hardest position.
Yeah, fuck it.
X, lock down the net.
X, lock down the net.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Well then, mate.
Excuse me.
It's been sweet for Keith.
Exactly, that's the end of the line, mate.
Well then, drive!
Play play!
Oh my god!
Jack of the box!
Sweat that black! Sweat that black!
Yes!
JK! JK! JK!
Teamwork! Teamwork! Teamwork! Teamwork! Teamwork!
Well then, Well then!
That's what I'm saying.
We love that.
Beautiful.
Remember, on your line keeps, on your line keeps, whoa, whoa.
That's what I'm saying.
No, no, that's all right.
Axe, if you hold L1 or LB.
L1 on the position.
Yeah, perfect.
James, a little bit of a question here.
What's the United logo, bro?
What's the pattern?
We got a United logo.
Can we do a Liverpool logo?
Yeah, no, never in a million years.
Do you want to say, I do teams that have only lost one game this season,
These are not one one game and you've only won one game this year.
So.
Why are they putting the fucking game?
Okay.
Wait.
They want one game this year.
That's not how it is.
No, it's not.
Not exactly right, but we're near enough.
Right.
And again, boys.
And again.
Come on, guys.
Come on.
Straight in again, guys.
Straight in again.
Don't get chipped.
Don't get chipped.
If you come out too far, they're going to chip you.
Go on, Jake.
And into it, Jake.
Nice.
I'm not going to.
I'm going to look confused, man.
Who's in goal?
I
Thought you was ex-QC
So you're talking to yourself
Person like great David
My god
Yeah, defend boys.
Come on, you're the goaler, you're the goaler.
No, it's Mustapha.
No, it's Mustapha.
There we go.
Oh, come on.
I'm a fucking Russian now, man!
Never a foul. Alright, alright, I'll calm down, I'll calm down.
Yeah, you can't say nah, but he has to go nah, pad.
Bro, stop rushing the passes, guys.
That's just racist, man.
He was an American, said nobody's mental.
He got a free man at the back here.
Guys, do you know what I've heard me need?
Oh, no, he's chipped you as well.
Back post, yeah. Back post!
Yes, ex!
Yes, ex!
There we go, ex!
Good shit, guys.
Good luck, guys.
Oh, my God, that's a brilliant ball.
Thank you.
King Ping.
Thank you.
There you go.
Oh.
He got some Russian yards with that one.
Rick Charleston's back.
Come on.
Hey, no, get some of it, Charleston.
Rick Charleston was never injured, bruh.
Bruh, bruh, bruh.
He's still shit.
Does Rick Charleston have his back in Brazil?
No, did he cross it?
Brazile, Retolison didn't start for fucking Spurs.
He doesn't start for both, he plays for England.
I've never met anyone who doesn't support a team that gets so defensive over it.
Are you going to admit it yet, Pye?
No, I won't.
Retolison starts for Brazil.
No, he doesn't. Brentford, Brentford striker starts for Brazil.
No, they both play.
No, what a surprise. Pye's got something to say about it.
I like Retolison. There's nothing wrong with that.
Put it in!
Yes.
Easy, put it in!
Oh
Also Joe Pedro
Come on Jin see you got a fucking pass the ball dude your shit
I'll sigh
It's him
He's trying.
Well done.
Oh yeah, he's affecting you as well.
Lion there.
Lion there.
Nice, well done.
Lion!
He's on, he's on, he's on.
Yes, go on, Jinx.
Get him, get him.
Back post, look.
Oh my god.
That's good football, isn't it?
That's good football.
Well done Jinks.
Got him again, try it again.
Back post, back post.
Come on, give him again.
Ugh.
Sorry to beat.
How do you do that, the guy?
Right.
Go bang him, bang him.
Wait, who's 6'7"?
Is that beat?
No, that's JK.
That's me.
We need to get rid of that as well, JK.
That needs to stop.
Yeah, I agree.
Not the Benz she's now, though.
Oh, referee, referee.
He's the injury.
He's not our sniz.
That's red. Did you just say you've got six seven bed sheets? I guess you need that on the pillow and
Archie, what the hell there?
How the hell have you sort of missed it?
Lesson of Simpsons, that's a red fan. That's GBH.
Are you dead or are you dead?
Oh, nice.
One more.
One more.
Backwards to go forwards, yes?
That's it.
Inside it, inside it, inside.
Yeah!
Oh my Jesus!
Come on!
My guy you know!
My G-Friend!
That was all me and you playing the build up.
Fantastic!
My character.
Hey Jinj, that was open man.
Yeah I know but I thought, I don't want to pass to him.
Because obviously you're that good at shooting.
that good at shooting because you're American your proper score anyway mate
yeah I mean because I'm American yeah you know exactly what that means
Yeah, on the football field, yes.
Nah, not on the football field, bro.
All right, all right.
Oh, it's starting to look like one.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yes!
Go on!
Go on, Jay.
He's got two fucking goals.
I don't know how to shoot.
Yes!
Let's go, let's match, let's go.
I
Always like on your streams here with a bad knee as well
If we win if we win if we win two out of the next three we get promoted
No, we're we're we're in division four, but we can be in division five. Yeah, we've got it. No, three
Oh, did you say something that
Did you say something then brother my speaking Swahili blood
Franklin's rolling in a great change plan I said yeah, is this how your streams always are because this is lit blood
Oh, yeah, man bear air fun. Yeah, it's no air like Chris Brown and Jordan Sparks, but lesser that change
Yes, sorry, right?
Expressions
Expressions as a because you've got we've got two axes to get call expressions as a and then call
We got you as a now listen, bro
Hey
A stars and strikes blood a root beer a chicken tenders less of that blood. Yeah, let's support it. Okay. Yes
Yes, okay, we got expressions in xqc bro look the best division is division one this is our promotion division three
That was a good win guys, but I'm gonna say we should have got scored on twice
We got to clean up the passes in the back. We're taking too much fucking time. Give it a ball man. Get rid of the ball
No, it's no fucking thing, Joe, but stay out of the way, it's no fucking thing!
Oh, sorry, no, no, no, you guys need to give options in the middle, whenever you guys
have won or is in the middle, has no options.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, exactly.
Like, little bit.
Will you tell him about my knee injury?
No one's asked about what you need.
Just tell him, though.
No one gives a fuck.
Just tell him.
Well done, you've done your ATM.
No, no, I'm going to walk back in there, give me like three seconds and then will you tell
him?
Right, I can't tell him.
All right, give me like five seconds.
I just I just thought I just had to deaf in there cuz I thought they were American to try and sell us out to play football
How the fuck?
Exactly, you didn't even have a fucking shot inside you
Look at it like this right in the last 20 years England and America have the same amount of World Cup start the game
fuck it up you all fucking soccer team is fucking shit
if you got that you're one player christian fucking Pulisic
yeah
I could never tell you about that football, bro.
You get me fam, like, honestly.
What's the American message?
Is that...
What's crap?
What number's politics for USA, bloody?
It's 7-11, innit?
10.
7-11, man.
I saw that on the back of his shirt, bro.
That's what 7-11, fam.
That's what I saw.
No, watch the McKinney's really shit.
Look at it like this, bro.
He's really shit at football.
The last 30 years, we haven't seen him out of the world, bruv.
What the fuck is the McKinney?
Yeah, McKenzie, no, he's shit. He's so shit. He's so shit.
I never heard that before.
Alright, let's go boys, everyone lost game, let's go. Let's go.
It's also slightly off.
That's what it is. That's what it is. There we go.
There we go, promotion match. It's a big game.
Come on, Jakey.
None of that! None of that!
Jakey, none of that! Skill, my foot!
These guys, Jakey, he's the best.
Release the fucking ball, Jake.
Jakey, none of that! None of that!
Dog fam, hey, we're...
You don't know what I'm talking about.
Nice, very strange.
We need more than who's fault!
Look, we're in. Look, I'm hiding.
Oh my god!
GIN!
GIN!
Pass the ball, you fat bastard!
Pass the ball!
I'm going to open you freaky fire!
Pass!
Pass!
What's that on here?
Pass!
Oh my god!
I'm waiting on that. I'm actually waiting on that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll pass, I'll pass, I'm sorry.
Alright, I'll release it.
Alright, I'll fucking release it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Release that video.
Come on.
Look how many lineages just fell over the top, lad.
I'm in fan.
Good pass.
Switch it, lad.
Will Smith, switch, lad.
Yes, James.
Look at that side.
Stop looking at that side!
Thank you!
Double more!
Double more!
Double more!
Double more!
You know what you have for once!
I'm gonna get you!
Get you wide open!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
This guy crashed!
This guy crashed!
Holy fuck, Pat!
Vama!
Vama, Vama, Vama!
Sorry, sorry.
Nice football.
Alright, alright, now I'll pass, now I'll pass.
Yeah, Jake, Jake!
Look at the eggs!
Look at the eggs!
Why is Jakey gone?
Jakey's locked out.
jakey's fucked off x is in fucking a nice but they don't want to pass brother
pass in the bar now come on jinx you start passing they start fucking about
I've been passing the entire game you know
It's NLNL without me.
Like, so what is that for?
That's in your balls.
That's in your balls.
You're the best footballer I bet.
You can't miss.
Oh, look at that.
You can't even fucking...
God, that's a card for a...
I didn't miss, Blaine.
That was a tackle fan.
Oh, he's...
We got along here and I've seen better of him.
Nice, Bason.
Nice.
I got a hat.
Love it, Axe.
I'm right here to my cam.
I'm right here to my cam.
I'm right here to my cam.
Jakey.
Aw, what the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
He's just got in there fucking food.
He's just gonna go through the fuck, so you have to the door was open. I saw it
Promotion game, let's just get a grip
Wait, no do what it is
Can I have a fresh start where no one's angry at me
Okay, all right, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I'll play that now.
It's all positive. Come on.
It's all positive. Come on.
Let's be positive.
That is a ball.
Oh, yes.
Oh, no.
Fucking Vulcans.
Now you know what it was.
I knew the challenge was coming soon.
But I knew the challenge was coming.
Is that right?
I'm a bad man.
The remixing.
I'm a good chaperone.
Junker.
Oh, come on.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
You've got to go to the bar.
Oh, what the shit ball really leads to it?
Oh, well done.
Yes, guys!
Goal!
Oh, God.
Relax, relax, relax, relax.
I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it.
Nice. Line, line, line.
Lock in, lock in, lock in.
Shit pass, Jamesy. Fucking shit pass.
He cut you off. He cut you off.
No.
I
I agree I agree James. So you're gonna go you're gonna go fullback if you don't score. This might be the worst fucking attacking
I've ever seen bro. Holy fuck. I'm gonna go
What is that? No, no, no!
What is that?
That's at the back. There's two of us.
We're never winning that ball!
Honestly, James, keep shouting like that.
You're a suicide to me, you don't want to see that.
Aaron, no, no, no.
Nice. Fuck, he fold me the cunt.
Big fucking block.
Still no matter who you get.
Still no, no, no.
Fuck, shake, guys.
We've got it, we've got it, fucking boys.
We've got to do better, we have to do better, Jameson.
Is there a way to pop?
Don't let them see you.
Don't say you want to see you fly out there.
All right.
Don't say JC.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
No, there's not a way to pass.
Hey, guys.
Listen up.
Instead of doing this 500-yard fucking ball, how about we just build up some passes on
the floor in the midfield?
I agree.
Stop.
It's not the black and white.
It's not the black and white.
It's not the black and white.
It's not the black and white.
It's not the black and white.
It's not the black and white.
It's not the black and white.
It's attacking blood. You know them way that is formation from his defense blood
Inside let inside now. I'm looking for that corner side
Jki, why are we going short?
That was fucking terrible Jki
Bro, Jad was horrible.
You made me lose my first... please stop.
He's eating. He's fucking eating.
I'm not eating!
Nah, come on.
It's on me. It's on me.
It's all right. I see all right.
I'll make you all right.
This is gonna be the worst pro club ever assembled, bro.
He told me he told me he wouldn't know.
We're in it.
Oh my God!
We're playing football. It's fine.
No you're chipping it up in the air like a bunch of fucking donkey.
No!
I'm playing football!
No!
What is that?
What is that?
That's on me.
No that's on me.
That's terrible pass.
Bro it's the ping.
I'm on you.
It's the ping.
Not the ping.
What a challenge.
Right let's get fucking roofed.
Oh I jinxed.
I have enough of one.
Go on.
I jinxed.
I have enough of one.
Oh fuck.
Right, let's get fucking roofed.
Oh, I'm in a hole.
Oh, look.
Oh, jingsy ship pass again.
Yo, hey!
Fucking ship.
Fucking ship.
Boys, I'm not taking you.
Boys, we're so much better than these.
Let's just calm down.
Agreed.
I agree.
We are not better than them.
We are. We are. These are shit.
I'll tell you what the fucking problem is, and Jiggins is playing right fucking wing in his life,
Striker, get a fucking opposition!
Don't say my name, be good.
Get a fucking opposition!
No, no, Mo off the pro.
I need you to stay in position, fam.
Yeah, so problem is, there's an empty fucking field out there, bro.
So who's our right-man fielder?
Me.
Jakey.
Play up more, Jakey.
Pull your head out of your ass and play up.
Or I wouldn't have to think that space.
You've just got to stay central. Just stay central to this house.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, stay central. Come on.
We've got this, boys. We've got this.
Come on, I've got this.
So much space, Wingers. So much space.
We just got to not shout over each other and we'll be fine.
I agree, I agree. But I'm not being funny, Jinzy.
You need to stay in your position, mate, as well. Just remember.
Anybody else is...
Hey, I'm the winner!
You know, shh!
Bro, they're playing back in here!
That's actually really nice. No, not cushioned.
I think you need a cleaner.
Why do I bother?
Why do I bother wasting me fucking time?
Jinx, you keep shouting at me and I don't like it.
You keep shouting.
Why do I bother?
So careful, I...
You speak to Jinxie, can you keep showing him it all the time?
Second, guys, right?
When we get up the field, we've lost it very quickly, just to say.
Oh, he's right.
It's because my right-hand dealer, not going to name names, Jakey, is nowhere to be found.
So I have to take that piece.
Jakey!
Stop!
Let me know!
Follow your own game!
Guys, what I'm saying is...
Nice to have you from Jakey, by the way.
Yeah, so that is free up into the middle and nobody patterns to a myth and you guys walk the ball up the right lane for no fucking reason
Yeah, right. Yeah middle guys free the whole game. I like it. I like the knowledge. I like the knowledge
Yeah
I'm happy to dashboard and save it. Oh, I was gonna say
I don't know if one person leaves it fixed as it did.
Well guys, here's the other thing.
Now, Jen just dodged and it's not fixed.
No, I'm not gone.
I will dashboard and see if it fixes it, all right?
Okay, that's all it does.
Did it work or not?
Nope.
What does it mean?
Closing the game.
We don't have the game. Just reset again.
I'm going to close that.
That's a fucking joke.
Okay, that means we have to win.
get back in the lobby and we'll go around one by one and say a piece so we can argue on the same page
yeah so i can as i'm back
okay that's fine bro i'm gonna fucking say it grow some fucking bollocks you need it
you have to promise you've lived at home for too long and been molly caught up too long it's
It's fucking Procups mate, it's fucking war alright?
We're gonna get a decent job mate.
If you got a problem, dick's giving you.
Hey, tell me the problem.
I'm in the locker room, Jackie.
Tell me the problem.
I'll see the fucking problem, yeah.
I'll see the fucking problem, you think so?
Right?
I'm passing the mood now, there.
Yeah, I'm in the space, right?
Oh, don't get upset.
Oh my God.
Done.
Oh, because that, he's showing it mate.
I don't like being shown.
You don't need to get upset though.
I mean I'm saying I'm trying to play some fucking FIFA my face to clenched yet
I'm fucking out. Oh no. Yeah, it's wrong. You're fucking boy
No, you can't call him a boy. No, no, Jackie not in the structure. We're Jackie
I'm not a bully, but brother thing is I was getting blamed by gents is fadass even though we should have had
Wow, is that right is it
I think you've got to be more sensual you've got to be more sensual jigsie and then look no one's on the right side of the field
It's a fucking empty fucking wasteland. Who's our right wing jakey fucking Dave is taking. Where are you?
Where are you?
So we'll be right window. We'll be all right. Jackie can go in fucking
Sunderland
When you think of the best football club of all time
Jackie you are a good left back to be fair. Yeah, he's a great left back
Yeah, I'm a watcher.
Best club of all time.
Tiki taka.
We're forcing it, bro.
And now we have to win both games.
Yes, bro.
It's OK.
It's OK.
Now, Jim, it's so big.
Jim, I'm going to be honest.
We should have probably had three goals in the first 20
minutes.
Do you know what?
We're in queue.
Yeah, I'm just going to get Tobin.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
I'm talking.
But I think we can clean this shit up.
Do you have a good guy to thank to?
Yeah, it was chill. Thank you very much, Pai.
You guys can give me a little bit of a break.
It's still the veterans, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll send it across now.
Two wins needed from two to go.
Wait, hold on, what?
You left already after yesterday.
Nah, we have to kick him when he went BRB.
Yeah, okay, dude.
You're right, you're in mate.
I'd say when he comes in, he sees where we've been playing.
It's magic.
You know.
It's hard to believe it's not Skulls.
It's Carrick.
You know.
It's hard to believe it's not Skulls.
Right, I'll say my piece now if that's all right.
I'll say my piece, all right.
Yeah, come on.
And I'm going to go player by player.
SQC, when I heard that you were going in goal, mate,
I'm going to be honest.
I thought, well, we have fucked it.
But you've been nothing but a fucking bright fucking sun shining. You've been fantastic, mate
And I just want to say credit to where credit is to you. You've been brilliant
I'll go to base seven kids at Santa back. I think used to do really well
Okay, and I think you overall, you know, I've seen a lot worse and I think you've not been too bad
Jakey, I think you're fucking shit, but you're in the team. So bet you're gonna be fantastic on the wind
Pie and Aaron, I think you're absolutely fantastic.
I think at some point you do hold onto the ball
a little bit too long pie rather than just releasing it.
Okay, expressions, over all,
I think you're having a fucking good bit.
You're having a good spell.
I can't really sit here and slag you off.
Now then, back to this fucking post prick.
Jingsy, why on earth are you playing right wing
when we're in the 35th fucking minute?
I'm the right striker, that's my wing to run into.
And I can't because you're fucking stuck there with your dick out playing with your foreskin.
Stay in your fucking position.
If you want to go on the wing, you go on the left wing.
Stop being so incompetent.
So, I'm gonna try to stay as calm as I can when I reply without literally burning my Xbox 7 floor and shutting off my PC.
Jinz, we should have had three goals in 15 fucking...
Well, you should have fucking scored and then shouldn't you?
You didn't pass the ball, you could have passed it.
You didn't pass the ball, bro.
And you're asking me about right striker, left striker?
Sure, bro.
It doesn't fucking matter, man.
I need my right mid to step up into space
so I can play more.
Oh, they scored 20 goals in the first game, Jinx.
Great, bro.
Does it matter?
We won 3-0.
It didn't matter.
This is a promotion match.
Get your shit together, clean up the passes in the back,
and let's win this football match.
All right, Doc.
Let's go.
Let's go.
We can't go after.
you have to win this. Get your
excuse. He's not here. Yeah.
And he's our goalkeeper. So we
we're we're we're going to wait.
We gotta wait. If I keep getting
forward to that shit, I'm going on
Roblox. All right, go on then.
Jeremy, Jake, if you went on Roblox,
I guarantee all of our chats would
spam the wheel. If you want, Jake,
if you go on Roblox, put W in the
chat in that kids game. Yeah,
that's why he wants to play.
I'm saying jinksies chat spamming W's pie's chat saying W's everyone's happy if you if
you've got Roblox jake if you want you're my chance find W's to be fair what you do
on that game what's the what's the objective I play dress through impressed comp
I said you were fucking fantastic and you going and go when I when I was actually
You wanted to go in that I was a bit scared and then you've been nothing but fucking fantastic. So keep it. Yes, you know what?
You know what? I was scared about our offense, but I've seen some improvement and I think this is gonna be our promotion
This is we have to win this
it's
Okay, do you play the blocks through the afternoon?
Not usually depends really depends what mood I mean, you know why is that when you're gonna tell your daughter stop going on it
Bates
I don't think the word
I'm double-ed my bogey.
I'm double-ed my bogey.
Right, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We have to win. We have to win these two games.
We have to win.
We have to win.
Oh, we don't have an A.
Oh, let's have a rebutt.
Oh, keep it in, keep it in.
Corner ball, corner ball. Good start.
Good start.
Good start.
I'm a bogey.
the stop
I have got we've got men over it. No, we gotta defend gotta defend
Well, yeah, I'll go delay delay. No, it's well in it
Well in love it. I like it safely
I'll win that I'll win it that's the shit. I'm talking about that's the shit. I'm talking about. Yeah, we're not safe
That's a I didn't see
I tried to play
Hey brother, man's a good guy, and I saw him learn Anglian language, look bruh.
Who's fucking with me?!
Who's fucking with me?!
Who's fucking with me?!
Who's fucking with me?!
Who's fucking with me?!
SHUT THE FUCK OUT!
Are you guys blind or what?!
No we're fucking dead!
We're also dead for hours, well...
But he is!
Get it out!
Oh my god.
Why are you fucking doing that?
Why?
You guys are so shit.
I'm with Jinx on that one.
He's fucking wide on the wing and we've not played him.
Fucking play the simple passes.
Could I have said please?
They're making subs now for fuck's sake.
This happens every...
Why does every team make subs?
Why don't you just start them? I don't get it.
It makes no sense.
What is the benefit of making a sub?
The club won't be private and people will be joining it.
But people from someone's charts joined in the club.
Maybe.
Oh, Stefano, probably Gingis, probably.
That boy's looking at it.
We still got plenty of time.
Hey, listen, listen.
We're shit.
I'm going to be honest.
We're shit.
I'm going to be fucking flashback.
We are shit.
I feel like, I just feel like we're blind.
I think that's the problem.
I think people in our team are blind.
Yeah, options in front always.
Exactly.
Come on.
I'm not blind.
Come on.
Movement, quick passing, score goals.
Simple.
Let's do it.
Why are we tipping that?
I knew he was going to get upset.
Keep your power on the ground!
Wait, shit!
Are you guys addicted to chipping?
What is that?
I'm chipping, I'm chipping!
I'm chipping!
James, you got that in the middle!
One more, one more, one more thing!
Finish!
Oh, what a save!
Great start, great start!
What a surprise!
Be careful on the counter, boys.
Not post!
Royce!
Watch the counter, watch the counter.
Come on, it's not a win.
Man over there.
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh, my God.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Count with him, count with him.
All gotta get forward, look.
We're way up there.
This is you, God.
James, do you've got to hit the fucking target, man?
No, it's all right.
Go on, Pete.
Yes!
Come on!
That's the brand of football that this club plays!
Come on!
Same again, same again.
Welling, welling, JT.
Go on.
Yes, that's welling.
Go on, JT, now.
Oh, I'm looking.
I'm going to pass it.
It's fucking so annoying.
This AI is so annoying.
Is he taking the piss?
We just came out the bar.
We're getting counterattacked.
He's taking that in position.
I'm in position.
I'm going to tuck him in wing back.
So I'll cover you.
Nice rally.
Switching it.
Aw, Jakey on the fucking floor.
I mean, how many times do I got to say it, bro?
I gotta say it, bro.
I'm about to have a poker face.
Just keep the ball on the floor, these guys.
Just say the same, say the same things.
Drive, drive, drive, drive.
Jynx said you never get heart palpitations.
Go on.
I can't see the ground, bro.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Oh, my god.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks.
The poker game's been this far over.
This far over.
How have you missed?
He's been this far over.
Now, talk, now, talk.
Oh, why me, Vlad?
Why me?
You've got to say, you've got to see the finish in his fucking head.
One more, one more.
Finish, James C.
Oh, lucky, lucky, lucky.
Same again as the last one.
Right on my head, right on my head.
Oh, we've got to win that.
Oh, no, I'm not...
In my post.
Middle.
Oh, his mother's sucker.
Carter attack. His mother's sucker.
Come, come, come, come.
Yeah, he's the mother sucker.
Back in line.
Left side, left side.
Yeah, you got that.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice, big.
Nice, brother.
Left.
Little bit.
Left, left, left.
Left, left, left.
I like it, boys.
Jamesy.
Pen, pen.
Finish.
It's just the A-I, bro.
It's the middle.
Little, middle.
Squatsy.
Come on!
Where is he?
I'm in, mate.
I'm here.
I can't get in.
Come on!
Oh
Hey, it's all right. Jin see that's how you do it mate. That's how you do it. Jin said I want to go against a real person
Bro, they are we know that they've changed it this year. It's shadowing me like a god. I can't get by it. It's not AI
You're just shit
They've changed it no one has a game attack you dumb fuck I can see the gamer tags right now. Oh, what the fuck I can't
left
back in line
someone's just smashed something downstairs Jake
actually
that's what it sounds like
oh my god
i don't like the way the L1 works
it's shit
i had died on the right side the whole time
my character does nothing
oh come on boys
we're fucking got this
jinx is touching the wing
me and jinx might be being rubble we'll check after the game
we can med
Nice, sir. Go with it. What the fuck? Oh my God. Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Where's my left card? Back in line. Back in line.
Wait a minute. He took me out to drive. Oh my God, he's a red card.
That's crazy. That's a yellow. That's yellow. No, that's not. That's straight.
That's not a red card. It's got a red. Oh, it's a yellow.
Go following, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna try that.
Toby Swap plays, Toby Swap plays.
Got a game here.
Nice.
Nice!
I'm out wide.
You're on a boat, you're on a boat.
Toby.
Oh, oh no.
He's got me down the line.
Rush him!
Yeah, he's on the line.
Oh, my God.
Back to the jigsaw.
Finish!
Come on!
Come on!
Get him!
Son of my fucking ginger balls, D.C. U. American Knob!
I passed it to you.
Get him!
I just robbed him.
getting are you a sociopath yes team chemistry let's go let's go let's go
again
James do you want it please yeah I've got that
Jinz, I'd love it. I'd love it, Jinz.
Ah, you should have fucking won it then, shouldn't you?
Okay. Bang!
Oh, what clearance?
Corner. Corner.
Corner.
Small on the edge.
They've got a red card as well. They've got a red card. Remember that?
I'm sat.
Jinz, I'm gonna get you.
Yeah, man, go on.
I'm gonna get you.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What? That's not bad.
Oh, no. No.
Nice. I'll be you. See you.
Gotta win it.
Oh, look at on the floor.
Oh, yes, Roy. Yes, Roy. Come on.
You have to play me X.
Line it up.
Hey, good.
Oh, man.
Hey, good.
Fucking great.
Great.
I just thought the L1.
The L1 game is better.
Yeah, the L1 is pretty shit.
I can't lie.
Well done, lads.
That was fucking really good.
Not about it.
That was fucking shit.
I'm not checking for being wrong.
Thank you, Pine.
You can if you want.
You just gotta keep on losing going.
Come on, come on.
We've got the fucking win here.
We've got it, we've got it.
It's a little bit scored for this football club here, man.
Now he's coming to your patience.
He's all that.
I'm noticing a little bit of selfishness from James though.
I don't know.
Like I only pass to him.
He never passes to me.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
I passed it to over.
I passed it to over.
If you just got called for it, Jinx, you may.
Yeah, but I just feel like the more I call for it,
the more he wants to not pass.
I don't know. He's like sick in the head.
Hmm.
Like, you know, I think he's gonna want me.
Jinzy, Jinzy, Jinzy, Jinzy. Listen, do you know what?
I'd like to apologize.
I'd like to say, I'm sorry that I'm so much better than you at this game.
It's not fair on you.
What happened again?
Oh, my God, there's no one.
Oh, no.
Jinz, yeah?
I shouted downstairs, is anyone robbing the place?
And they just shout back up, no, so we're good.
That game is fucking shite.
No, it's all good.
Come on.
They have a hundred billion dollars.
It's all good.
It's worth every year.
How does it get worth every year?
Fucking sense, man.
Like, honestly.
How does your game get worse?
Over time, other games as well.
It's so shit.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, I can't believe that.
That's promotion as well.
That's promotion, guys.
That is honestly disgusting.
Oh, my God.
Fucking promotion.
I'm getting I like no actually actually like how does a game with so much money get worse every year
All right great now I repress again. I guess we said again. This is fucking annoying
That was promotion. Oh, we're fucking that's fucking bullshit
I think if we win another game, we'll get another yeah, if we win the next game we can get promotion again
but
Besides the point though really it is a fucking joke it is a fucking joke like nothing works on this for the money you pay for it
Nothing fucking works
Come on Bates and tell us what you think about it
Yeah go on Bates and
Yeah he's very quiet
Oh yeah I love this game
What the fuck it all
It's been pf50 grand sale
Just see that there's a champsman that's just got in there Bates
There's a champsman
Nah, Clubs is shit, it's so buggy and crap.
Oh yeah, all my team's amazing.
It's all my team.
It's all my team.
I mean, one of my guys has been on this channel for a while, but welcome to football life.
Bro, this shit happens again, I'm gonna fucking shut this shit off.
This is fucking annoying.
Hey, the store won't have wins!
We should have wins, we have one shit.
Yeah, at least the store works, everyone can spend money, guys.
Yeah, oh, oh, getting Viva points, that'll take one second.
But loading into the second half it's like fucking what we're over to right now
We said
I'm like the cops!
Did everybody talk about that though?
Yeah, I'm going to dashboard this.
Cause Max does say there's two wins to promotion.
Oh shit!
He does say that, he does.
Hey Jake, give us captain mate so we can change it please.
We're still alive.
Oh my god, we're still alive.
Maybe that's why the other guys left early on.
They prohibited it.
Jinj, you got captain.
They leave before.
This is fucking unbearable.
Captain you change that enable join live to off. Yeah, I will do I need captain a firm finger
What so then they can't
And then it doesn't work out. Yeah
Can you change me to an attacking wing back blue?
Did it feel it suits me that actually well, I'm here for four two. You want me to what?
All right, so I excellent offer you can help
In the disruptor Jesse. Thank you. That's what you do
We can use that last game for motivation.
Well guys, I wish I mentioned but I've actually done my knee in.
Anyone's interested?
No one's asked.
I've done my knee in.
No one told me.
It's a big mess of Barcelona.
It's not.
It is.
We got the guy.
Promotion match.
I think I've done my ACL.
Fucking ready.
We're up.
I actually don't know.
I'll send you a picture on this card, let me know what you think.
Yes, because I'm a qualified fizzier.
There you go, I'll send it on your right away.
W.
This game is fucking dark shit, bro, I'm not even a part.
Now do you know what I fucking agree, mate?
There's no amount of fucking money you could pay me for me to lie, it's fucking wank.
The thing is, I like...
What's your favorite drink, Ginch?
Pardon?
I like red bull, mate.
Oh yeah, that's alright.
It pains me about how much it's gone downhill there like you know, it acts because it's so much potential
Like there are like good things on it, but it's just too many things break like just too many fucking basic things with the money
They've got should happen like exactly. Yeah
Come on come on
Using the game and then I'd exploiting the game though is it are they do something maybe on the half time above the game?
Apparently it's when somebody presses like the home page on if you're playing on console
Really?
Shit, but
What, on the other team?
Oh, what?
No, no, no, on our team
So if people are playing on Xbox, we try them, but I haven't done it
Apparently if you press that the Xbox button
Apparently it glitches it, but I don't know
Alright, okay, when we go to halftime, everybody pull your controllers down
Everybody
I can probably just press the hands in the air
I did it, I mean, press it!
Wasn't it me?
It's the one that never fucking happened
Apparently it's James' day
I can't lie to you that doesn't look good.
That does not look good.
You heard a crunch as well or a snap jerk.
I heard a crack like a sound effect crack like a B for two violence and crack.
Yeah, but if you're sharp pain with it.
Yeah, look he's fierce on the video.
I don't actually know.
I don't remember.
You're fast on the video, you'll be okay.
I'll shout that.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, I went down.
Let's go.
Come on boys.
This is Trash's game, I'm off.
We're going to the big leagues.
Apparently it's Eugene Caesar.
I mean, don't log out if you're the one
coughing it.
I reckon we stay calm.
I reckon we stay calm boys.
My guys got so much R.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I've gone already. I've gone already on the left. I've liked it. I've liked it.
Where are you playing? Let's back. All right. All right. What are you doing?
Mate, it's the first 30 seconds, man. I was probably score again.
Oh
Sometimes you've got a test ago keeper you've got a test ago keeper
But pardon me you have one shot of target mental
Oh
Oh my god
Oh, but you
On the floor on the staff, come on
Sorry, sorry
Did you just say that bro?
Oh my god
Oh, man
Good recovery boys
Good
How old were you?
Fucking floor person
Controls of fuck
We don't
I'm not sure if you want to go to that, just with the pitch.
Yeah, switch that.
How we build out, that's we build out.
I mean, space.
Oh, I like it.
That's like it.
Inside, Jen.
Inside.
There we go.
There we go.
Step up, bitch.
No ball.
Oh, I would have as well.
Sorry, my bad.
Well done, boys.
Good football so far.
Well in, Bates.
Good pressure.
Love it.
Good pressure.
In general, isn't it?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
We're going to play.
Okay, go on, have a run.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
You gotta score that man.
You gotta...
It's a good shot.
It's not a scoring position.
It is, mate.
If he's not scoring position,
why the fuck are you shooting then, you dumb cunt?
Oh my god, nice, that.
That's not nice, is it?
No one's on my doorstep.
I'll show you how to do it. Oh my God, he can't even pass the ball. He can't even pass.
It's just the AI. Yeah, it must be the AI.
I can line middle. I'll cover you.
Get it out. Get it out. Get it out.
Wait. Wait a minute. It's a dangerous game there, Jake.
Hey, Jakey. Hey, Jakey.
Oh, skills to play.
Oh, come on, James.
Oh, knock it, knock it, knock it.
The Roondi skill, that's just shit-paths, really.
You hear a bit like yours, that in every single fucking time.
Get up, bitch.
Nice one, stuff. One more.
Yeah, I can crash, Gigi.
I've gone, I've gone, I've gone, I've gone!
Oh, man.
Exes going...
Expressions!
Oh, no.
Fucking hell.
Exes just crashed.
Nice, bitch.
Can you can join back, I think, right?
Right, you can just turn it off.
That's pretty sure, can you?
No, we just turned it off.
I wouldn't blame him for shutting it off.
Why?
What a fucking surprise! What a ball!
What a fucking ball!
That's my celebration, bruv. What's going on, fam?
Did you see that? That's how you pass a ball, mate.
He's looking at the mother bear. We're fucking here.
you play with the key.
All right.
Yeah, I'm the only one who's scored an assistant.
I was 11 holy **** I was under pressure from three players away and I can't get it out.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Christ!
What's going on?
Check his arm.
Oh, come on.
Oh, that's it.
Just like, kind of, if you can.
Line, join the Z-Folder.
Nice.
He's trying to float.
That's me.
Come on, Jinx.
You've got to make these runs, man.
I'm giving you the ball.
Eight to go.
Where are you going to give me a join?
And you give him time?
Oh, he's so trash.
He's so trash.
Yeah, I'll put you in a caddox.
Yeah, if you roll on, he's never caught.
and then press the league again.
You can request to join back again.
It says that join live disabled it.
Yeah, we turned it off.
Oh, there he comes.
He's done the splits.
Go on, bang him, Geoff, you bang him.
You're left to play for the game.
Oh, he's got him.
Nice.
Line.
Love it.
Come on, guys.
Nice, boys, go!
Go next.
Acres, Acres, Acres.
He's done all the other side.
Oh my god, you are absolutely ass
Fucking terrible you are so fucking bad
I couldn't have done it.
Just score.
You could have scored.
You had the ball though.
Go on.
Oh, my God.
Lucky boys, I'm lucky.
I can't do a hard boy.
You know what I mean? I'm playing strike with one person here.
That's myself boys. I'm doing my best.
We're playing with Timber.
You're not doing good at all.
Nice.
Nice.
He just dealt with it, Jesus.
What do you say, Bates?
Wow.
Me?
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Nice.
He's dramatic.
Come on.
We've got it out again.
We're solid here, Bates.
We're solid at the back.
There we go.
Very solid.
Oh, I like it.
One more.
One more.
I like it.
Finish that.
Oh, my God.
What a terrible pass from Jinxer.
That is how I like it.
Oh my god
So shit
See what I mean boys. I'm playing up front on my own
No!
Stop the time for 360s.
Nice F boys.
Good afternoon.
I want to give a little speech if I'm honest.
I want to give a little speech.
Let's hear it.
Do we got to hear the speech?
Yeah.
First of all, we fucking go in at halftime.
They're one in the loop.
That's the fucking main thing.
We've had a half of fucking fight.
We've had a half filled with passion.
and we've kept the ball on the fucking floor and that's what I like.
But the one thing that I can't help but know is,
is we are playing with two strikers and I can only fucking see one!
Jason, you gotta get in the game, man!
I can't do it all, dude!
You gotta do something!
Hey, bro! Lily Phillips fam, we need you in the game!
Nah, come on, G!
No, bro! Come on, G, so you've got this, right?
Every time I get the ball, there's a defender inside of my ass.
How about playing me when I'm on a fucking ball?
I'm gonna tell him to get out of here.
I'm gonna tell him to stop fucking me.
I'm gonna fucking tease you.
I'm fucking sucking off.
You've got to tell him to stop fucking you.
And focus.
And stop teasing him all the time.
Shit bowls.
Come on.
Come on.
Mind me.
Look, look, inside.
Yes.
Yeah, I don't think.
One more game.
One more game.
One more of that.
One more.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, like I told you the fucking 10 man
Fucking waste of fucking space and he thinks he can fucking host a duo tournament his teams on the ground one fucking player because he is
I
Go on send me send me
Trust me acts acts acts get ready to get ready acts. Yep. You are fucking in the cell
It's days
There we go
How many of us survived in here?
I've never noticed.
Limey, now!
I got a lot of slugging.
Do you know what I'm doing?
See, you might not be fucking in in the first place.
It's not.
Junx is 10.
He's 10 individuals.
Hey!
Oh, my God!
You are so sweet!
GTA, I'm GTA.
I'm GTA, but what can I score?
Oh my god.
That is such a bad ender.
That's cheaper.
That's cheaper, you're the biggest fucking father in the world.
Pass the fucking ball.
We're fucking playing it properly.
It's not trying to be jeansy where you just fuck up every time.
Hey, James, I will play you an ultimate scene tomorrow.
For any of that.
You are a snake.
You are dog shit.
Come on.
I'm so much better than you and FIFA.
Let me now, fuck you myself!
Pfft!
Back in play!
Play it!
Play the fucking ball!
Play!
Back post!
You can do anything, Black!
Whip it!
On edge, on edge!
What the fuck?
What is that, Dinksy?
What the fuck is that?
The shit ball, really?
It's a fucking thing.
I passed the...
Where's our left back?
Where's our left back?
I don't feel at home, I'm done.
I'm kicking them goals!
You're not Jake, you're not Jake.
We're one and a lot, man, it's a lot of us.
Oh, it's going middle of that.
Jinx, he's got three, he's heading.
We need a tennis this morning.
Good hands.
Come close, Aaron.
Yeah.
Right, here we go.
Here we go.
Smooth the ball.
Hey, mate.
Hey, bro.
Good football.
Good football.
Where's the midfield dropping in here, Aaron?
Really?
Yeah, he's in the centre half, though.
Karmak Karmak Karmak Karmak Karmak Karmak Karmak.
That one two, that pick me up 8s.
I'm gone I'm gone.
Oh, it's good football this boy.
Put it in the box.
Aww.
Aww, look at...
And, it was a massive...
Work it back work it back.
Can we defend?
Can we defend?
Cross we come on.
Karmak defeated!
POMMERS UP ON!
Yes, Bateson!
Go on slow, chair the primary.
Go on, throw it up.
Plus, eh?
Stop the cross stop the cross.
Oh dear.
I have to make it. Nice. Nice, right. Now we go, now we go.
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, come back.
Robbie, what have you made that run, Robbie?
Cover me, cover me!
No, it's...
Do you want more? Go back.
No, I'm back, Aaron, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back, Aaron, I'm back, I'm back.
Just relax, now, relax, now, relax.
Nice. Aaron, I'm wide.
Make it easy. Overlap, Jakey. Nice.
It's football, this.
Oh!
James C.
OH MY GOD!
ITS AN OPEN GORE YOU DUMBASS!
ITS THE PING!
ITS THE PING!
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
And now your striker is doing a fucking centre-backs job. Come on boys.
What plagues? What plagues?
Send me.
Don't send me.
I
for the ball do something
we can't lose we cannot lose we got to come we got to come
all day once we've won we've got to come guys we've got to come switch if you need
bro we've been doing it all day
jinxed it bro
still there
yes one more
Yes, expressions! Get in there, expressions. All expressions, all expressions.
No, as they all expressions. Expressions is a baby.
Well done, expressions. Fucking brilliant. Well done, expressions. Oh, wow.
What a goal, isn't it?
Bro, bro, the five-yard pass he's claiming in the assist doesn't matter.
Sorry. Go on, Pa, it's a...
Oh, my God. Wait, hang on a minute.
Isn't that Jinxie's first successful pass of the game?
Yes, probably.
Yo, yo.
I think it actually might be, and we're in the 86th minute.
Oh, my God, what is that?
the ball away. Holy shit.
That was a normal pass. It was
straight to his feet. It's fine.
Hey, I gave the ball away. Nice
you know you play bro we cannot play to him he's playing against us line come on yes
the ball. Go on. I have a
chance again. Listen, boys. It's
all right. I'm in it because you
know what he shows? That was
wide open. I was wide open there.
You know, you're you're bro.
You're playing against his own
passion. The ball. And so
chemistry improvements for this
big game. No, we don't. We just
we just we just need an actual
strikeup. Well, invite. Well,
invite. Well done. We did it.
Hey, we've not only done it, we've done it with ten fucking men. Well done boys. Well fucking done
Unbelievable unbelievable
What's happening right now, bro? What is this?
Oh, bro.
Hey, GZ, man of the match, performance, my G.
Man of the match, performance on the headset.
Hey, well done, expected goals.
Well done.
Yeah, well done.
I told you, brother, brother, come on, G.
Now, come on, bro.
We got to stop this, bro.
And I know it was you that made them edit the whole thing
and then just messing up my name, blood.
I know it was you.
I have no input on the head.
You have every input, blood.
You have input, output, left, put, right, put.
You have every put, blood.
I know you would but listen I can't with you
but I can't manage you 90
what's everyone up to T-Sinai?
well I know someone's had magic stars in squashes
but I'm actually spiraling
I hate you
yeah right come on big dog big fucking
and I heard you say on your stream you owe me money
So would you owe me money for black? Well, I've forgotten
Do you still for the game show I can't remove it
Instead of that money give me give me vision fan not not against primed all give me an easy game
Bro be fair you had one loss, bro. We had all the easy
I mean, what all of them
He points for more easy games. He's yeah, the worst thing is one of the easy games. I fucking gave him a point
This is it boys if we win we're out, right?
But don't listen listen forget that listen
There's a bigger picture that we need to look at and there's someone that's getting away with fucking murder
But I'm not me. I am not playing another game in a 4-4-1. It's a 4-4-2. Where's the second striker?
He's not hitting the target. He's not passing the ball. He's not winning headers. He's not pressing. What can he do?
He is fucking ass. He's not assisted. He's not scored yet. Do you know what Jinxie you might have to go right back, bro?
You want me to put my striker build out right there. We better listen. What's the point in you being up front, mate?
That's the calmest I've heard him. So yeah, you might want to go there. Yeah, you might as well go there. You're right with that.
I'm going all the time.
What? What? What?
Yeah, I'm playing in the comments.
Apparently, I've had his fucking monitor off.
Let me clear his phone real quick.
So, when I do get the ball,
I'm getting literally, uh,
Bonnie Blogue in the box.
Every time I get the ball,
there's four guys inside of me.
What if he's got the mobile black?
We're not having fun.
When I'm wide open, uh, Jin's just shoots,
and it's just six and you can't say
Yeah, you can't I'll be offering yourself wide open and then complain when people go inside join it. Oh, yeah
Don't you enable it? Yeah, but no cuz X that's what makes us crash at halftime. How do you fix the camera about it away?
How do you fix that you just change? Yeah
In game you go to in game. Yeah
How do I get to it how I get to go to camera settings and make it call up on pro clubs
I'm like if you do a camera, do I click like D-pad or something?
You have to do it in the game, I think, Jinxie, when we're actually in that.
Yeah, when we're defending, just quickly do it.
It's like settings, camera settings, and then you can just pick whatever one you want.
Crop's the best one, I think.
If you can crash...
No, no, I know, I just didn't know how to do it, I just didn't know how to do it.
Crop, right?
Wait, wait, I don't think...
Well, listen, listen, since we're on the topic,
do you want to know the controls to pass shoot and fucking cross as well?
Have you ever had to phrase pot cool cattle black jinge?
Nah, I've heard this phrase of 1-0, I gingest it, that's what I heard.
Did we say that part on him? No, it's a pie.
Yeah, what's that mean, sorry, pie?
It's the same as people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
This is what I'm about to say. You should have said that one.
Appreciate you, pie.
Yeah, I'm talking to myself.
If you want some penis in Ultimate Team, just let me know, bro.
Yes, right. Norris.
You'll never beat me. You'll never beat me on this game.
Oh, you'll never beat me. Here we go.
He lost to me the other day, so...
Oh, fuck you, you should have. I'll fucking whip your ass as well.
You got fired, mate.
Yeah, brilliant.
All right, this is it, boys.
This is it. This is all on nothing.
How do I do the camera settings? How do I do it?
OK, so click start, click start, go to settings.
Go to games, go to game settings.
Then go to go to camera and then go to clubs, camera and put on co-op.
I haven't seen his camera.
I was like, he's watching out of a fucking drone.
Probably explains why he's been fucking shit.
He doesn't help on his playing with his fucking eyes closed
Let's play football lads
Let's play football
Nice
On the floor, on the floor
Oh my god unlucky Jake
On the floor bro, on the floor
I think we have to win this game boys
We have to win this game, offside
He's miles off, he's miles off
Yeah we have to win this, we have to win this
Good line switch is up
Come on
If you need jerky, that'll do
Guys
Be a team William come on exactly come on
Oh corner corner corner
Get this on me head, fuck off the short corners
We lose it every time
That most
Oh look here look here
Get that one
Rather that
Or rather that than get counted
That's true that's true, wouldn't that
Love it
One more
Bro
It's not, it's gotta be sooner bro
It has to be sooner
They don't want it. Royce!
Oh! Oh, God, must...
Yeah, Jinjin!
Oh, see what I mean, see what I mean.
It's stacked, it's stacked.
See what I mean.
Line me. Oh, we're battering him.
We're battering him.
See what I mean.
We're battering him.
He's hiding behind the defenders, he's playing against us lots.
Come on.
out. Look he's not even sprinting to press him he's not bothered. They're saving his
energy and that's what he's doing. Now look see, there you go see what you're going to
say then Jim C. Oh my god he's playing it for you that's like, get in there expressions
What a goal expressions, what a goal expressions.
What a 3 and 2 game bro, why them ones fam, well you know expressions.
I know them ones, the thing about that as well expressions is that's all you.
Come on G. Oh my god, I'm doing my best to help him, I'm doing my best to help him boys,
I'm doing my best.
in the mix. Try a low-driven jigsaw situation.
Fucking hell.
It's fucking easy. His hands as well are fucking dumb-basted.
Come on, Bates. That's you.
Nice, Bates.
A second ball. Where's the midfield for the second ball?
Go on, Bates. Goody.
Ooh. Goody-goody, what?
Goody-goody.
See her at left-back jerker.
Thanks, mate.
I think has second by just stop, can't get away.
Oh, that comes from that comes from a Jake you're not being in position,
which means my sentiments got a goal there.
Oh, does it not?
Does it not?
So where were you then?
Because we didn't have the ball.
Ask Aaron.
Come on, keep it going, go, go, go, go.
Oh, come on, I tried to pass the Toby.
Sorry.
That has not been good enough today.
Neither of you.
Neither jinx is yet.
I mean most of the time I'm playing in fucking your position
Guys we're friends
Oh
My god nice one Jake well done mate answer my shit, honey that's
Way
Come on, give me give me
A man after midnight
Just be careful, J.K.
Come on, we go
Step up boys, here we go
Oh my god, Jinx is actually
blocked by that by the way
Oh no, nice one Jinx
He actually did block that
You're bad at stuff he said
Come on
Well I just realised, Jinx's got
J.K.'s bro's hair cut in real life
Come on, fucking god
Oh my god, give him. Oh my god.
Got to be quicker. What is that? You have to play it quicker.
That had to be quicker. Cool.
Here we go. We've got so much space in that left side. So much space.
Oh my god.
Come on, man. What the fuck are you doing?
I'm trying, man.
Oh my god. I'm not done doing shit.
Well done, Jinx. Well done, mate.
Mate, both of them have played the whole time.
It's not, it's actually, it's not your fault, mate.
You've got to blame the other guy.
Hey, by the way, Axe is playing really well
and he's on the same ping, just saying.
That's a great point.
I did that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, please.
Oh my god.
That's what that's.
It's how we were doing it when we never tapped him.
No!
We have to we listen we have to we have to stop every time
No, we have to stop going down. We have to stop going down the left side
And these man are fooling around here in any sound effects, bro. What's going on folks?
Got a lock in boys
win that playing through us and the audacity of him to shout stuff like win that when he's done fuck all
You're the one, you still turn me on. Football's coming home again.
Go on, James sir.
You can't break me down, fuck me.
You can't go that's all the way.
Come on, Jakey.
You're making your man.
Again.
Go on.
Jakey!
You're inside again.
Fucking defend, you fucking stupid cunt.
I was defending.
Yeah, very fucking poor.
I'll know this time.
So...
Got a ball, got a ball, got a ball, got a ball.
Oh my god, bad one, got a ball, got a ball.
Penalty!
Nanny James!
He locked him on when I'm there.
He's coming, he's coming.
Little set.
Inside.
One more this half.
One more this half.
I know, I know, I'm trying to find the ball.
You see your feet?
I know, I know, I know.
I'm trying to find the ball.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I'm trying to find the ball.
Back of you on, back of you on, back of you on.
Oh my god, nice.
Touching back.
Oh my god, what a save.
Great football, great football.
Whipped that post.
Shit, shit cross, shit cross.
Rushed it.
Rushed it.
This is a winnable game.
Because that doing defensive duties is a striker.
And again.
And the forward.
I obviously try.
Nice one, Ty.
Nice one, Ty.
I'm pleased with my game, my dad!
Nice one, Ty.
KID, ARTHUR, YOU LOP!
Fucking hell!
Every shot's going in.
Are you sure people are?
Do we even have a keeper back?
We've got a hundred.
We've got a hundred.
We've got lemons.
I mean, every time the taxi is every week,
they told me, bro, listen,
Listen, hey, I'm saying what you say, bro.
I'm copying you.
No, I think I've never said, hey, you know.
I think I think it is Victoria.
We can score for it.
We can that first go for it.
We've got 100% I have to look for it.
Let me say I have three.
I don't know what's happening defensively, bro.
We got the word is giving the running through us.
Yeah.
So you sit as this game come on.
Let's look in.
Agreed.
And can I also just say one thing?
I think the attack this game has been a lot better.
I think they've been fluid. I think we've been passionate and I think we've been aggressive on the front foot high pressing
But the defense, the defense is fucking terrible
On that, I think me and Bateson have been left quite exposed to the back
Yeah, Jakey, you're fucking shit mate, it's about to be your last game
I may as well be a tunnel, there's going through it
We're exposed back here
The problem is Jakey, because you keep fucking off, me and Pye have to cover you
And then we go from two in the middle to fucking one
Nice
Guys you're not an actual packer
We've scored goals from my Jackie Jackie you've gone again
Oh my take a shot of square that one more
Holy for ever the five love Connolly. Thank you very much. Love legend. Thank you
Oh
Bastard
It's a nice AI
I'm ginger there. Oh, that's shit. Oh my god
That was it for jerky. That was it jerky. That's fucking dammit
We need four goals come on
My name! My name!
I didn't even do anything!
Okay, thank you.
Come on, guys! Go!
Vamo! Vamo!
We need speed, we need speed! Go! Drive more!
Vamo! Get in!
Oh my god!
Yes! Get the ball!
Get the ball! Get the ball!
Get the ball!
Get the fucking ball!
If we draw, do we have to win?
No, no, we have to win. We have to win. Three more goals.
3 more girls please.
Come on boys, we don't need it.
Go.
Hattrick covered in shortly.
Jynx, you've got to press the centre half when they're on the ball Jynx.
Jakey, you've got to get centre off, bro.
Nice tie, well he did. Go, release, release, go.
Jynx.
Send it now, send it now!
Finish down.
Yes!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
He's here to play! He's here to play!
This is what happens when you pass!
This is what happens when you fucking make a run!
I've made a run dog, mate!
Exactly, and I'm finding you!
Oh my god!
Get out, get out, get out!
What the fuck is going on?
Nice base!
We're countering now! We're countering now!
Oh, I like it!
It's in the left!
Pipe, fucking play!
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
That was spot on that.
Get him!
Come on boys!
And again!
We go again, we go again!
Fucking hit him!
Come on boys!
They don't want it. They don't fucking want it was all the camera
Fight you open the fuck you don't do not want it boys. He's do not want it
Fuck
I can feel another gold tingling oh my god
You've got the score!
You've got the score!
You've got the score!
Come on, honey!
Oh, get it!
Fuck your damn thing!
One, two, three!
Get in what we do!
Get in what we do!
Get in what we do!
Get in what we do!
Get in what we do!
Get in what we do!
Go on for the fucking throw.
It's a sidekick, it's a sidekick.
It's a foul to fail, another one tingling him in bollocks!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's a fancy champagne as well.
Come on. Yes!
It's on Perrion now.
Oh my God.
Hey, hey, we have been in this position
that we have been in this position before.
This does not fucking slip.
This does not fucking slow now!
Lock him, lock him and see the game out. Game management, game management.
Jakey, get it back!
We should stay in the game. When we play silly, we do silly shit. We should stay aggressive.
Vamo Vamo!
Jakey, we have a left winger! Get it back!
You fucking fat ogre!
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Come on, T-Rex!
My character, Julien!
Let's keep it down the ramp.
Keep her! You're jumping up the air!
What is that?
It's a little bit of a conversation.
It's a little bit of a conversation.
Focus, focus, focus.
Line me.
Fuck it.
Oh my god.
Come on.
You see what I'm saying?
We can do that, we can do that, we can do that.
That's that code of fun, Ty.
Oh, that was kind of...
No, not that, not that.
So greedy, so fucking...
There's nothing on for me there.
No, it's just a hurry back, man.
You know, I gotta get the ball over.
Stand him, stand him.
Get, no, I'm fucking going!
Oh my, oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god!
It's a sake, man.
It's all right, listen, listen, listen, we're fine.
Wait, wait, wait, I can't.
Hey, hey, boys, focus, focus, focus, focus, focus!
10 minutes, come on, X, instead of staying on your mind,
Just run at the ball there, it's better than that.
Just run at the ball, cut him off.
Hey, come on.
He's done it, he's done it.
Listen, come on, we got this, we're still in this.
We just got fucking seven goals.
No, not trying to be a pro.
You just go to that.
I tried, I tried.
Why?
It was good, it was good.
Why?
Why, no, fuck, why?
Pai, please get in the middle, you're not wide, mate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
I was peeing for a ball.
Come on.
Well, you missed the ball, mate.
You're fucking hitting!
What the fuck is going on?
That's a pretty pointy shot, look at that ball!
The pin black.
Here we go, here we go.
That works, that works.
Aaron, use me, use me.
Here we go.
No, here we go.
No, it has to go right to Toby, it has to go to Toby.
Jakey, you can go forward now.
Okay.
Delay, delay.
I've been off the door since the kill.
I've got to go, I've got to go.
I'm not going to go.
Now we go.
We're overlooking.
I've got two over.
I've got two over.
OK, well, then.
Oh, my god.
Oh, fuck.
No!
Press him!
Press him!
Shit.
No, we have to...
Lost attack!
Lost attack!
Everyone up, everyone up.
Last attack.
OK, we're going.
We need to score.
Last attack, last attack.
Move it, move it.
That's questions.
I put more in!
I put more in!
I put more in!
I put more in!
I put more in!
No! Never look at someone that...
On the pitch!
No!
Oh my god.
Get it, win it!
Get it falling, falling!
Oh my god!
Oh my gosh.
Well, the clip fan track just came out.
I'll take the ball.
I'll take the ball.
I'll take the ball.
I'll take the ball.
I'll take the ball.
I'll take the ball.
clips yeah yeah I'm fuming I mean my mom's just been shot that was okay I think
they had seven shots on Golden second I'm not even kidding do you know what I
said listen I will say I will fucking say one thing right I've took the piss
out of Jinx today and we were fucking having a laugh but me and Jinx here I
I fucking genuinely carried the fuck out of that game and all you had to do all you have to fucking do
Was not concede two goals in ten minutes and you fucking couldn't do it. You won't have a fucking look at yourself some of you
You don't care you're picking a way to
Tire center field brother. There was three on one four on the ones
What are you doing in front of
We got three at the back.
What's that?
We got three at the back.
We got Jakey running wild like a...
Thrones blood.
Do you know them way there?
Just on the left, it was crazy fan.
That's what happened.
I got to keep a 4.0, right?
Hashtag Jakey out on Twitter.
Hashtag Jakey out.
Let's get it trending.
Let's get it trending.
Hashtag Jakey out.
I'll say it.
Pies' legs have gone.
Pies' legs have gone.
That's what I'm saying.
Pies' legs have gone.
I got an 8.3 in that game.
that game. Hashtag JKL. I've got an 8.2 because he's in 7. Are we off? No, no, no, we're playing,
we're playing more. I mean, we get another promotion chance. Worse pro-course player.
I don't think I played that badly that game. I got pre-assessed and assessed. Bro, I've
been exposed because pies legs have gone. I'm not having this. I'm playing on opposite
sides. You're literally playing, I'm right centre mid and you're not. Worst pro-course
player ever hashtag jq i've created it we've got like four goals i'm going for
away i'm going for a way and then i'm going to prove myself all the fucking
goals in nine minutes and we still don't win i'm still sick i believe that i feel
remonada bro mouse did all that celebrating for nothing xx so bro i think when they're inside
the box, bro. If you're like, when they're inside the six, if you're on your line and
talking to do anything, they're just going to save it. You need to just like start cutting
these fuckers off from telling you, right in their face. When it's really close to the
net, get right in their face. I'm going to play one more. I'm going to play one more.
Right. So we don't promote anymore. We can still get from it. If we win the next game,
we go back into the promotion matches again. If we win this game, we go back in.
I'm fucking upgrading my guard. I'm being told they had eight shots and seven goals.
Yeah, excuse you weren't the best then, but there's only so much you can do is a new position.
Yeah, it's all good, it's all good. I learned though, that guy, okay, genuinely though,
150 ping I'm holding the correct key and my guy is delayed it like it's generally awful you in the keyboard Martina also out
No, no, I'm not doing I'm on controller
Hey, Jim, that's a safe aftertouch cause you come late I
Had a hundred and twenty ping and had four goals and two assists and I say I have two goals and four assists you welcome
Quinten
But like I'm leaving the two teams for this club press to win a fucking football game
Ben, so you should have split it out there as well, but that should have done that.
Other side.
Why?
We're shooting the balls now, we're reacting.
Wait, we'll get the scheme going, bro, let's go, let's go.
So who's playing in the right CM? No one, yeah?
No, we're right in the pie.
I was just putting some stats on, sorry, I'll be one second.
I'm joining now, I'm joining. I was just chilling, I think.
Hey, Tobi.
Yes, my friend.
Which kid do you prefer the sidemen shirt or the sat youtube all stars?
Simon one. Yeah, I think it's nice. I think it's the sponsors the guests might be
Right well, you can't come in case anymore to finally change that thank the fucking law thank the fucking Lord
I can't believe we're fucking through that way though.
Who's missing?
Who's missing?
I actually fit right.
Say I actually have been playing well, like on anything else we've been playing well.
Why's no one saying I?
I'm sticking.
We suck, bro.
We had a two goal lead with 10 minutes in FIFA, which is like one minute in real life
and we conceded twice.
We should have just passed around in the back.
I agree.
We missed a one.
Who was missing?
I think we're full.
I think we're full.
We said one.
Let's start.
Bro, I mean, we conceded two goals in 10 minutes.
We don't deserve anything.
We deserve league four, bro.
We fucking suck.
I'm so kidding.
I'm sorry.
We got a chance again.
Going back.
I'm about to prove myself.
I'm about to show myself.
I'm about to prove myself. I'm about to show myself.
This is your game, Jakey. It's your time now.
No, it's my fault.
I'm a bit of a qualifier.
Just so you know, XQC can use your hands.
Yeah, OK. So when I rushed, I used rush button, right?
And not to pick up the ball button.
And the ball bounced out.
Like, it just busted.
Do we need to...
Do we need to win one game and then it's promotion games?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, if we win this one, it's a promotion game.
Wait, to rush, to rush, do you just click why?
You hold why?
If you use triangle or why, whatever you're playing on here.
Yeah, just the same as always.
If you put our stadium in the Coliseum,
you can now spell it right.
I'm sure that's spelled right.
That's just what the stadium's called, mate.
Oh, I was going to say, I'm sure that's not the right spelling of the word, but...
Right, five goals.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We've got to win it.
We've got to win.
Three, two, one, team.
Oh, I- Oh, but, oh, no.
Here's the defense getting cut through like a butter knife again.
We're fine, we've been forced him back.
No, you were not fine.
God!
I'll put the block in and then we're fine.
Let's just chill the fuck out.
I know I'm sitting.
Nice, Colin.
That's the goal.
Man over if you want, Jynxie.
Oh, fuck it, I'll have a go.
Colin, I don't mind it, I don't mind it.
How fucking I'll have a go.
I didn't wish I'd hold ten or have ended up that.
Get Jackie off these corners.
I know he's fucking shit.
How about you shut the fuck up?
I will, Aaron.
Oh, don't ever speak to the captain like that again.
Wow.
I'll see it.
Aaron mismanaged me last Wednesday
because of your injured.
Oh, come on.
Great defense.
Doesn't mean you got injured.
Yeah, you mismanaged me.
Yeah, excuse me.
I'll mismanage you.
I'll fucking put you on.
Yeah, that's mismanaged me.
I'll be flying.
Down the line.
Nice.
Middle.
Oh, God.
It's all good. It's all good.
Lock the fuck in! Lock the fuck in!
We're all locked. We're all locked.
What the fuck are you doing?
Get him out! Get him out!
Who is that?!
That's all that's so wrong!
Goddamn, you're just giving them the ball.
This is so shit!
I just told that extra wrong.
That throw was crazy, Blanc.
Yeah, I think you made it.
You say
Listen X I know you watch spurs mate, but you can be offside for a throwing
You cannot be offside from throwing
You can't be offside from a throwing you fucking gimp
Yes you can!
You can stand offside, you can't be offside!
You can't stand offside, you can't stand offside!
What the fuck am I doing?
I don't understand what's happening!
You cannot be offside from a throwing
You can't agree!
My agenda is you can't make it
Why do we all start arguing when we're all saying the same thing?
Because I was saying you can be offside
You're saying you can't be offside!
Oh for Christ's sake!
He's killed me!
Right, I'll go, someone fell
Oh
Anyone in this chat I should have said yes, by the way, you generally you will get
it back. Yeah, I was going to the foot. Yeah, I thought you'd have known that.
But that's what I said. You can't. I did say, uh, don't call him that.
Oh, I actually can't leave my chat. I've actually just honestly. Oh my God.
I think that was an accent barrier there. No, I actually can't leave my chat.
Generally, some people putting in that you can be offside from a friend.
That's insane.
How thick?
Bees and slimes.
Yes!
Go right!
Go Jocky!
There's nothing other than I actually fucking thought I might have been wrong.
Aw, fuck.
I'm qualified to ref it.
No, I've signed this fucking off sideline, I get blinded.
You've got a lot of people in you, Joe.
Oh my god, nice.
Nice, mate!
Come on, I've got a lot of people in you, Joe.
Mighty men, lads.
Clearance!
Nice.
Okay, boys, well done.
Well done.
Easy.
I'm American and I know what it's doing.
Pass, pass, pass, pass, I'm at orange, or not.
This way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way.
Hey, it's a take.
It's over.
Round up, round up.
And a bounce.
Ego, ego.
Time to go.
How you speaking to a book they're asking for it?
Yeah, they're the fucking book.
So, before I was asking for baits.
Hmm.
Why is playflame right wing?
I'm right, because I'm right centre mid.
I'm covering the position.
That's how a midfielder works, Jakey.
Fuck me.
King God
For that
My own like a single mumback here every fucking time
I'm on a nine-point. Oh
What everything okay, why are we all sitting back so much press a little bit?
Nice go a million pine us better a bit of aggression boys
Nice play the ball
Nice
We've not we've not a shot we've not a shot we've been shit
We have I had one oh, yeah, you had one. Yeah, it'll come it'll come
Is it be patient isn't snatching grab job. This is a snatching grab
What the fuck you doing Jake get the fucking squashes down?
Oh, no, I'm not eating anymore
Well the magic stars
She's it was only a matter of time for us. We can't be surprised we've had no shots
We can't even
Paul! For more than eight seconds!
We actually can!
I'm putting my wing there, Jake, I'm licking it up!
Where the fuck is Pye there?
I'm licking it up, you're both trying to block the fucking shot, you dick!
You can't!
Fucking hell!
Come on, boys!
Team positivity!
Oh, my fucking...
Oh, my God!
Are you blind?
Blind!
Oh, no.
I played inside
Yeah, guys, you don't tell me bro on the right wing. No, James
I'm going out. I'm going out. Yeah, I'm covering you now
On your feet
I've just done the best I've just done the best thing that could fucking happen to us. I've turned his PlayStation off.
Oh, this is the best advantage that we can have going into the second half. We have to be smart with it, boys.
it boys we have to be smart we have to move when we're on the ball out wide in
the middle we have to talk to each other at the minute we cannot keep the ball
for more than five fucking seconds please we have not got him on the team
anymore be relaxed when we're on the ball and find the simple fucking passes
let's go boys come on.
Did you actually shut his shit off?
Yes he's shit.
Yeah he did yeah.
Oh my god.
He's made such a tough thought.
He's made such a tough thought.
He's off it's turned off he can't come back in.
of it
uh...
uh... boys we've got it
i said one no down, one no down, we're good, we're good
this is it boys
we just need to be a bit more confident on the ball
you're not a man
have a drive at some point
go on jimsy, fucking have a drive
I suggest you get back in your room!
Go on, I like it. I like it.
Aww, Chaser.
There we go.
Win that, win that.
Come on, boys.
Alright, this is very, very winnable.
It's very winnable. These are shit.
Super winnable.
See, that's what we're losing to.
That's what we're losing to.
Have a touch, Jake. Yeah, aye?
Oh, it's just like him talking.
Yeah.
In the behind, in the end.
Oh, one more.
Oh, he's taking out James.
Nice.
Oh, that's neat.
We did great.
Oh.
That's a great one.
It's fine, it's fine.
Oh, come on, man.
I passed that to Flip.
What's his name?
Jinx.
Shout.
Yeah.
My guy.
Nice.
We're like, we're like...
Oh, fuck me.
I
Oh my god!
What the fuck are you doing?
Keep the car real!
No, no, no, no.
We can't go next to that.
Do you know what?
That comes back to Jinxie Passing.
That comes back to Jinxie Passing it.
By Ryan Sennerman, by the way.
By Ryan Sennerman, by the way.
By Ryan Sennerman, by the way.
By Ryan Sennerman, by the way.
By Ryan Sennerman, by the way.
By Ryan Sennerman.
I'm playing sediment by the way, Pyre, 770.
My keeper just ended up doing a...
BAM! Sir!
I clicked, just let me try kick, bro.
Oh my...
Oh, sorry.
Okay, nice, alright.
He's off, sorry.
Taking to Nibble, by the way, I literally played kick for him for a tap and for a goal, like
fucking 10 seconds ago, sir.
I know.
Pyre's fucking keeping him 10 yards on.
Because I'm back as AI, so I'm trying to help cover that position.
Oh, can get in your own position first.
Yes, go.
Jinz, he's post-postman 6 and 7, by the way.
Is he now or Jinz? Now look!
Nice.
Ex-ex, if you can whip it, if you can whip it.
Oh, come on.
Ah, now we're going to shout at fucking Mr. Tottenham, aren't they?
Is that you five, Mr. Tottenham?
Yeah, that is you.
Bammel, Bammel.
Shot.
Oh, I especially don't like doing that.
Shot. Oh, fucking hell.
I got shot, man.
Well, you know, I...
He's been Bammel much, that got up.
We suck dude, we're still in this, grab the ball, grab the ball, hold that.
Turnpike turn, hold.
Go, go to the left, let's get greedy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's alright, it's our ball, it's our ball, it's our ball.
Come on, go up the set.
They just want to hold it.
Not out too quick, go on.
Nice, go on, go on.
Go on, have a fucking go at him, you can see.
Great, go on.
No!
Double shoot!
Double shoot!
Double shoot!
We're mad!
We're taking our damage!
Yes! Get the ball!
Get the ball!
It's happening again. Four goals in 90 minutes.
Hey, Jim, well done.
Thank you, thank you. Listen, that's focused, Jim, because we've got this.
This game's going to come down to us, Jim, because we know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clearance.
Must win bang him goddad. Oh my god. Defend defend defend
Nice bait line it line it
Now
Yeah, okay, oh get out
I should just get out yeah, go on
If you don't I keep it
No, do you know I don't think it is sportsman like but we fucking scored in the incident you've been gone
All right. See what, if we don't win this one, I'll use it.
You can get that to you, Pye. Fucking hell.
That was good.
Yeah, Florent.
Got it. Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
goal is doable. Yeah, if you believe you're right, you can't believe in it.
Oh, I didn't.
Let's see.
Oh, fuck.
Come on, kids.
Oh, my.
It was on.
It was on.
It was on.
No, it's all right.
But that's all right.
But it's all right.
It's all right.
If you want to stay on, Ginge, he's on.
Go.
And with the Ginge.
Jinx.
Oh, my God.
How pressed.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
Last win, last win, last win.
Nice, Bates.
10 minutes.
Quick one, quick one and we can win it.
Toby.
There's not enough box presence.
Jinx.
I'll say it, not enough box presence.
Right, Jins.
It's good recovery that, Jinx.
No, it's a shit pass.
I want to keep the press on.
Come on, come on.
We must have fun.
We're mad!
We're mad!
Oh my god.
This is how I like it.
Oh my gosh.
That's how I like it bro, is it?
Fuck!
Come on, keeper.
out you go oh you got it
we got it we got it we got it
we took it a big man off we took it a big man off
put it in the box I'll get myself in
get him white get him white
oh look there
big holes in the mix sir if you need an out ball
it's over it's over
come on keeper come on keeper
yes that's it
boys we need two goals we need two goals
away off we go now we go now we go now we go
oh my god i'm with you i'm flying up i'm flying up we need a big money
go inside get inside split up split up i mean
i'm not fucking face i thought we were gonna wait have a look at the back
that's better sir why is this not on go
I know.
I know.
We need to press.
Nice.
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I've got the challenge!
Everyone in, everyone in.
Why have we taken it so early?
Back in.
We've got...
We've got...
Oh my God, Jinksy.
I know it was there. I'm sorry. My name was in the newspapers
My anger wasn't good. Yeah, you guys
You guys are getting the GK lucky
Yeah
I gotta get your place. I'm off though. I'm off.
You're going fucking nowhere until you apologize. You don't fucking leave on that bombshell
You owe this fucking team an apology
Yeah, I want to say I could have scored and I should have scored my team won me the ball put me in an opportunity
And I fucked it up. I'm sorry guys. So I do what do you motherfucking round of applause for beans fucking obnoxious and taking the fucking
responsibility
Well done
I know I know I know there's a wrong word, but just go with it
All right boys. Well done unlucky jinx. See you in a bit mate. See you in a bit expert
See you next week boys
Yes boys, oh my god 9.5
Hey, I can't do it all kind of boys. I
Can't do it all
You got a 6.5 ginger exactly I
Can't do it all the whole three last in the center half. We come see how them I'm just gonna go on a word me left back
Just give me just give me a skimmy just give me a skimmy minute
Oh, you better fucking take his head off.
Why do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
Irresponsible, undisciplined,
pathetic, shit.
You just didn't want it, you could tell.
You didn't want it.
I'll tell you why you didn't want it.
YouTube is scoffing your fucking face there about five minutes ago. What's the point in
giving you a healthy nando's advice if you're just going to consume 550 calories there? 300
calories there that's 800 calories squashes I'm pretty sure they're probably about worth
the bucket. I hate it. You didn't.
500 calories, 1,300 calories in that, 1,300, 1,300,
I went in the water and saw Jinx, he shouted at me.
I thought the excuse is 1,300.
Did you really need that bag of bushes?
What's one he's dealing with too, alright.
No, did you really need that?
You're honest.
Made my clench fist go away.
Did you need the brownie?
It was the brownie essential.
Was that tiny little...
Orton's brownie essential?
No.
Break up though.
Did you just go take a piss like that?
No, no.
you consumed
700 500
600 calories in your handles
You've had 1,800 calories that's all bad. That's a deficit
1900 sorry deficit is it
How could it be deficit when you consume in 60 grams of sugar?
80 grams of sugar
30 grams of sugar
deficit
I'm thinking it's Thursday you start to down Thursday
You're trying to start a fucking day any day. That's the problem with you Drake. Now listen, I'm gonna try to you know
You eat your life away and you just fucking crack on
Don't ask me for any more advice, because I'm not wasting my fucking breath.
The group needs a fat one.
Exactly.
And if you're gonna be that, fucking be that.
We'll stop defending you on the Elves train.
We'll be on the Elves train.
You're not...
I'll be single man.
You're on the fat-crunk train like GTA, there ain't no fucking stop in it.
No, there will be.
Self-revive.
Yeah, I'm not going on it, personally, but if things do get bad, it's an option.
What do you mean you can speak to him?
I'll shut you down.
Oh shit.
You didn't really talk to me about me left back in though.
Yes shit!
I'll say it, I'm genuinely late attacking, I'm unreal.
I'm genuinely raising your voice up!
Cos I know it's not me!
Is it?
No.
Speak to me, with respect, and lower your tone young man!
Silence when you're talking to me!
I'll put you all that awake and I'll tell you this for free.
You have got no discipline whatsoever.
You rock up the pro clubs, cause Jinx is here, giving it a big one.
I want to try and crack a joke and I'll say you're forcing your way in.
Or I've heard me need, no one cares about your need.
I've fucked my foot up from yesterday and I've not mentioned it once.
I've got the fucking wannabe you gave me fucking life, well next weekend and I've not fucking
mentioned it.
So I'm probably out next week, you fucking got out of your zen and I just want to play
a fucking nice bit of game mode without fucking mates and I can't because you don't fucking
want to play properly.
You want to be the big you I am, you want to be the top dog, well I'm an enough, enough
knock and I will not stand for it any more.
I'll sit down then.
Right! That's it! Down to give you 10 push ups.
Down. Down!
Watch my knee.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
We'll be smart ass or three of us smart ass.
Not the time, Michael.
What's the worry?
You alright?
What's up?
You can play in Pro Clubs.
No!
No!
He's a decent in-champion, should we XF?
My team was cooking for Rangers, I'm not going to lie.
We're playing a game, don't we?
Yeah, we're playing a game.
Love it, Jinz, love it!
Oh, Jackie sat on the bench, is he invited back?
No, surely he's playing after the impressive.
Yes, yes, he is.
and that's basically you are going the wing.
It's probably. I like defense.
No, we've got to.
I told me. I told me that front.
Actually, do I play kick his in the back?
No, I thought that.
No, no, no, no.
I don't want him as the center partner.
I'm alright, but it's a big player.
Come in.
Oh, it's like a little word.
You know, you got all the way to me.
Yeah, they go for it.
Chloe!
From one of five loves to the Baron here in it, Chloe.
I've got two men here that have just walked in at twenty to one in the morning.
Yeah.
Why do you think you can pick on Jacob?
He might be a wee bit round.
He might be a wee bit fat.
He might have zero chin.
He might be weird looking.
What the fuck happened to her?
Why is he weird as fuck?
Why is his face shaped like that?
I need to fucking shape up a cube.
and his feet social distance and he's like a football and his ass is flat, that's a good one
and he's got a round face and his bully bends up and he looks like fur about a finish and fur
and he looks like turtle from above the head
but that doesn't mean you can pick on him!
it doesn't mean you can pack on him just because he's an easy target and you can't really mass him
doesn't mean you can bully that little man
you erm...
because he's got a pill under his top
yeah and what?
and he's got a fucking hairy mate on his shoulder
Yeah, I think he's got something more on his shoulders.
Do you think he can pick on him?
No, absolutely not.
He's told you that.
He's told you that.
Pick something.
No, somebody's coming in and you're shouting at him.
Why are you shouting at him?
We've just played one of the biggest games of Procords in a long time.
We were 5-1 down at half-time.
We went 7-5 up in the second half.
game ended 7-7 for promotion. That, whatever that is, I think what it is, 80,000 calories.
He is not me wasting my breath all day. What's the healthy option from Nando's? What are
you going to order? I want something sweet, what can I eat? I say order some fruit, Jake.
All of a sudden the door opens, I hear him coming back upstairs. Bag of magic stars.
Bag of squashes and I thought it was brownie. Was the brownie necessary?
That's a fucking weak shot, Jake. You're a trick, you're a fat cunt.
Sorry.
I am not wasting my breath anymore and you have to audacity some mornings to say I've been on a treadmill today.
The fucker puts it on speed at 1.5 and fucking walks for five minutes.
He's trying, everyone's got to start a secret.
He got all the bit though, I was about to water through it,
then Jinxy shouted at me, so he made me do it.
He didn't make you do it.
He didn't, he Jinxy shouted at me as well,
and I ordered fruit.
So why did he get shouted at?
What was it, his fault?
Yeah.
Why would he do it?
I'm not gonna go there.
If you didn't know what I did.
He's doing it wrong.
Basically, Pie Face has lost his legs,
got him his legs up gone.
I'm taking the blame for Pie,
because Pie is like a massive hole in the field now.
I'm on getting the point for it.
I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.
I'm not. I'm not.
Anything to say about that, Pie?
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm deafened.
Is there another one?
Oh, I like it. I like it.
There's only one minute, Pie.
I've got Jake in me room here saying it's your fault that we lost that game.
No, no, no, no.
What's that, sorry?
I'm not saying you lost the game.
Apparently, it's your fault that we lost that game, according to Jake.
Well, to be honest with you mate, I'm not really going to listen to someone with a fucking footballing IQ of about 7 year olds.
Hey, 7 year olds these days have good football IQs.
I disrespect them.
Actually, do you know what? The day I fucking get slandered by someone with 6, 7 bedding is the fucking day.
The day I get slandered by someone with 6, 7 bedding is the day the days have gone.
I couldn't agree anymore.
I should kick his head in for having the bedding.
I
Who's this sent a mid-making a stracker run bro dragon man to me
Apply the fucking press
What'd you call me
Did you know
I said chocolate!
You just called him chocolate?
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Toby were on the chocolate and you came in and told me you were on my plane and...
What told me?
Oh my god, no wonder we didn't fucking put him in the match.
Yeah, no fucking boss.
Aw, fuck.
I thought the reason was because I was Jamaican and no one would say it.
Go on.
But you're fucking a fuck.
Probably what the fuck I just did.
I know, I can't even, I'm a bit pissed off.
I'm hearing.
Fucking insane.
I respect you man G would bake you but the gap in your teeth was no you're cold
To be fair, I'm not that good.
Yeah, I'm not that good. I keep telling you, man.
Oh, that's a bit of a bully.
Fucking whacker sent him in and fucking put under her airjob.
Got out the wingers.
You are an un-pie.
It's all a bit. It's all a bit of a bone.
And it wasn't anything to do with Jake, but he's got a fucking room.
Yeah, he didn't put a fucking room.
Oh, he's nice.
It's gone, it's gone.
Did you see that? Did you see that?
He's saying his legs have gone.
What a goal by legs have got my ass.
That's my turning block.
That's mine, man.
You got a bit of a chance to turn around, bro.
That was fiends.
So, if you need me when I have an optimizer, see you later.
Oh, fuck you.
He's there.
Excuse me.
No, I didn't.
XQC was unreal that first two years.
We haven't been out for a second.
We haven't been out for a second.
I don't need you to turn shit.
Fuck you.
I'm coming in.
Oh, yes.
And finally, actually, because actually, because actually, because actually, because actually, because actually, because actually, across yourself, through yourself, through yourself.
Oh.
I was there for a tapping.
My bad, my bad.
Next time.
Boom.
Oh shit, that's bad.
Hit you.
That's a good one.
A VIT!
Oh.
Seizu, you all can cue.
That's the one you'd actually say like that.
Seizu, you're trying to go back so quick, what the fuck, why does it look fresh now?
That's why she never done that.
I heard it does innit?
I don't think I did say that.
You were Hanson what the hell?
What was it?
What was it?
You.
I had someone being like your last one was shit mate.
Bro lowkey looks like a Hanson man in all these areas.
Fuck off.
I did try, I did try, I did try.
Legs have gone.
when you make 99 successful passes you're going to make the odd 5 pass
what happens you know?
and again
oh he did not!
he did not!
he took up his playstation
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
if you were going to take him any now then
But that is...
Oh my god!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No!
Alright.
He's gonna...
If Jason got a chance, I'm gonna fucking...
I don't know what happened here.
I like to hurt it!
I like it!
I like it!
I like it!
Yeah, I know!
Ow!
Oh!
Oh!
Thank you, Tess.
You're on that clip for last year for a fucking year.
You can take that.
He'll be alright.
Yeah, honestly, the clips he's got today...
Get up from the floor.
It'll be druggy then right there.
He's dead.
Oh!
Sushi room!
What the hell?
What the hell?
What's happening?
I know.
I know.
I know.
Jake, he's demoralised, he's down there.
He's fucked up.
He's fucked up, man.
That's fucking shut up.
I know.
Honestly, there's a reason for that.
I know.
I'm gonna get you.
I love it.
I know.
You're up to come back.
You're up to come back.
You're up to come back.
You're up to come back.
You're up to come back.
You're up to come back.
It's my bad.
I'm sorry mate. It's okay, we go again, we go again. I can't.
I fucking bottle, mate. That is a tough one, mate.
Don't drop me money. I think I'm gonna get a shit.
I've been told to tell you that you're football team are fucking shit.
Oh my god.
How do you really tell me that?
Er, Fredo and Jart.
Go call Fredo.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, just go call Fredo.
Listen, bro, Fredo, I've never heard that, bro.
Fredo's got enough problems, bro.
Why do you talk to Jart?
No, no, he's a spiritual, he's a spiritual.
He's just talking real.
Okay.
Is it a friendly football?
It's just friendly, it's fine.
Yes, let's go, let's go.
Why do you bro, sir?
Oh, I got a froze.
I know, I'm back.
You don't have to look for that one.
How'd you know that?
Those are old.
Jake.
I apologise. Two shakes.
Fuck it. I'll bang him. Fuck off.
Good tackle.
I just read the game.
He's trying to fuck off him too.
Oh, Ginge!
I'm going to need the Mitchell to start running into the strike.
Yeah, yeah, fine, fine.
again that was me get a bit carried away so I'm talking about what the fuck yeah my
player died in a presser folks for concept for that three weeks
you want a ball there you want a ball there
I don't think I can play that trombone stick
I'm joking no
oh for that x
no I didn't know it was a any like gun
someone just says it gives a point of jerky on fire
You don't see it, we've got a fucking inferno match in bedroom.
Fuck it Toby, let me...
Oh, I like it.
Oh, fuck it, I'll finish.
Come on!
Please respect Chris' time.
Come on!
Fucking finally, you've got me going, fuck it.
He could be the worst of her team, but I'm 35.
You'd have no chance of doing that for a fucking way.
I don't want to do one anyway.
You say you'd have no chance.
Now you're just showing me foot from Wednesday, well, from yesterday.
Oh, you shouldn't have held it.
Jesus Christ.
Ooh, kills.
Wait, let's see it again.
No.
You know.
You know this, right?
You know this, right?
What's going on?
Turn up.
Eh, eh, eh, what?
Eh, eh, oh, it's me!
It's an apple!
What the fuck is happening?
Fuck is that?
I don't know mate.
Is it broke?
Yeah.
What about next week?
Can you fuck it right?
What?
Oh shit.
They have to renew me.
They have to.
They have to.
They have to renew me.
They have to.
They have to renew me.
Yeah, I feel renewed me, I'm fucking.
I've got something I need.
Oh, just a half thing.
What happened to that man with something next month?
You what?
I'm living something next month.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I think you don't want to be renewed, what do you say?
No, there's no way.
No, I'm joking.
I just made that up.
They have to renew me.
You'd help yourself, wouldn't you?
No, how could they not?
How could they not?
You have skyrocketed their sales.
I'm not even joking.
I've been setting it on a lexical, right?
I don't know, you had to see that, you had to see that.
Why ask Piefish?
What is my fault?
Ask his math, maybe.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I wanna make you work and down.
Erm, what do you call it? Pie?
Yes, mate. I've been told to ask you what phone your man bought.
My man? Oh, she got a, er, a Samsung.
Samson gets 26 galaxia ultra
I think she's quite old. I think it's a fold one. Is there a fold one? Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, the fault the fault one she bought yeah, okay nice
Yeah
Yeah, she said something about being a like using it all the time
Yes
You actin like a machineクoug
London
United
United
United
United
United
United
Oh
Oh, nice
Enjoy it
Free bar it was, and look at me
Done drunk once
By the way, it's a fucking time
to hold those on to play more
Good
Mate, can I call that?
Oh
Oh, is she there?
Oh, but that was awkward
That
He's not on. And he's mental.
Back in the room. Back in the room, innit?
Any reason why you've ended your stream when you just standing at the door?
Have you ended your stream? Why?
Hey, come on. Ask him if you're ready.
Did you not read again?
Big banner.
Oh.
You've read the book, haven't you? I always said you always read your maids first.
Always.
Clearly not, mates.
Such an animal, mate.
You're a bitch, hasn't I?
No, just keep it live on what not genuinely.
Duffin!
Thank you very much Duffin, go on your mad gun.
Thank you very much Duffin, I appreciate that.
I'm saying Duffin because the camera's pronouncing it sorry.
Thank you very very much Duffin, I appreciate the ten.
Thank you, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you very much Duffin.
Thank you, thank you.
How was it 1 AM, my 6th year of football town?
That's what I mean, man.
It seems like fucking 4pm to me.
Honestly, bro. It's like 8pm.
Yeah, it seems like 8pm.
We woke up early for that.
You're not going to go to bed yet, Jake.
I'm a gentleman, sir.
You didn't wake up until 3pm?
No, I woke up at about 1am.
I woke up at 3am.
It's just you stood there with a camera.
Just wondering what you were doing.
No, you did.
I think we're up in it.
Sophie Louise, we're going to five, go on Sophie.
Thank you very much Louise, I appreciate that a lot Sophie, thank you.
Also, I've told him, I'll put him silent for you, bro.
Well, there was a major.
Unreal.
Well, I'm actually going to watch the full edit of it.
I'll try and watch it on the way back from the Airbnb, and there's...
How long can you go?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
You just took a serious turn, wasn't it?
Nothing's working.
It's working, it's working.
See that, see that.
It worked, it worked, it worked, it worked, right?
And the saxophone.
Are we, are we sure they didn't drink?
Only half, he had a pulmonary lap fucking bar,
and a free bar, and he didn't have to have two drinks.
Free fucking bar, he could go out and bring him all of them.
They pulled me off the tree fucking.
I only drank coke.
He pulled me off chicken screaming.
Because they're that good, they feel like one.
He's still not caught a status.
What?
He's still not caught a status.
I've got my phone on.
Jason's status?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Great.
He blew the tech talk, what?
Oh, yeah, what was it?
Why did he post the weird, fucking shit?
I didn't post it.
I was meant for the drafts.
No, why didn't he say he was going to get real off the phone?
No, no.
No, he didn't.
He said he posted it, but it was a bomb.
I've been following YouTube for a long time back home.
I was, my life.
He's been following videos, he's been on YouTube.
I've been following videos for a long time.
Yeah, like them and YouTube.
What'd I say?
I might not be able to say it.
Yeah, sorry.
And a different platform.
And, and...
It's just a control my life.
All you've actually been doing?
All the things, what she wants to do in my culture.
Did you see stuff?
You're sitting and not doing that makeup.
You just got to get me a present, oh my gosh you forgot.
Anyway you said you wanted me some of it as well.
And guess what, I've got how many is this?
Here you go.
Look at this, in the car, on the way here.
I've got a handkerchief.
After the event, yeah?
What, what, come on.
Your package now with DHL.
That's cool.
You must five, but generally celebrates 10.
I've not missed five, I said it, Sophie, you did it again, sorry, thank you very much Sophie,
I appreciate the five love, thank you very much, thank you, I'll have time tomorrow at 8pm,
well I mean we'll be on before that, but it is the start of the day.
Do you want to come to general for us in the morning?
I'll fill in the morning.
We've 50, did it, we've got a more punk card.
I'm just going to not put boys. I'm not going to play them up. He's can crack on if he's one
Yeah, go on I chat you try and guess the ARL sure is
I'm not gonna make it.
He doesn't help you.
He doesn't help you.
He doesn't help you.
He's pushed the devil out of the fucking chair.
I thought it would be fun but it's an expensive chair taste.
Yeah it's funny.
Can you watch it a little bit please?
It's a fucking one and a half grand chair mate, can you fucking show out better respects?
It's not like I had brain on there ever.
It's just real.
I'm fucking being for real, they ain't cheap mate.
It's not going to be A&E chair.
Who guessed it? Who guessed the funny joke?
Who guessed it? Who guessed it?
No one said.
Oh we're going to see what you're going to do.
It's a dance clash.
We're going to see what you're going to do.
Do you know what it is?
Yeah.
So as you can tell, Chet, he's dodgeball.
Yeah, dodgeball.
Dodgeball.
How do you normally get it?
The worst thing is, someone has actually just got it.
Yes, dodgeball.
How do you normally get that?
I'm there, so man.
What do you think that's doing?
Right, right, sir?
Well, it's easy, sorry.
boys versus streamers, dodgeball.
Oh yeah, Maxi leaked it before.
Oh, did he?
Oh, did he?
So he was uninvited.
Did he?
Did he?
Did he?
Did he?
No, not maybe, Maxi did.
Did he?
Not did he?
Did he?
Did he?
No, did he not, didn't he?
Did he?
He did a lot of things, but he didn't do this.
Did he?
No, actually, did he?
Did he?
Did he?
Did he?
Did he?
You know what I mean?
But you can't shut up.
Holy, we're at 25!
I've got all you dirty bitch.
Yeah, fuck.
Go on, Holly.
Five minutes, 25.
Look, you're a fucking legend.
Go on, Holly.
Thank you very much, mate.
Thank you, I appreciate that, though.
Sophie, five minutes, 10 before that as well.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate that, Holly.
Sorry.
Here he is.
Thank you, 25, Holly.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you love, unreal.
Thank you very much, Ali love.
Say it one more time if you should hear it.
Fuck you now.
The Trameteraton.
When I say honey, you say gee.
Honey, gee, honey, gee.
When I say honey, you say gee.
Honey, gee, honey, gee.
You're not having it.
What?
I'm not having it.
What are you having?
I'm making a stand.
Pye wants me.
Who don't these days? Do you know what I mean? Who don't?
You fucking don't.
Pye, you alright mate?
I say I fucking knew you would. I need say goodbye.
I told them that he said you wouldn't.
I said our leader, Ginger, would come back to say goodbye.
100% mate, 100% and Pye, I've got to say a massive goodbye mate, I fucking love you.
Thanks mate, let me turn now, have a great night, I'll speak to you in a minute mate.
Cheers mate, bye bye.
Um, which?
Which, um, which?
You see you don't have to tell me Pye.
No, I do for them.
I don't know.
Well, that's good work.
You're a bug.
I wish that.
Oh, don't look at it too closely.
It's not like something...
What a wish.
You're wasting me later.
I wish...
for world peace.
We said that a lot.
It doesn't work.
We patched up.
So
Sophie
Gifted Sophie go on you mad bitch. Thank you very much. So fit. I appreciate that a lot. Love. Thank you
So fucking Senate bro stop spamming it relax yourself. Is it is it?
Is it is it is he fucking about yeah?
Is it yeah?
So if ever the five love thank you
Yeah, what's he giving you at this fucking event?
No, I've ever done 10 months mate. Thank you very much Noah welcome back in mate
And I know come back to treatment. Well, it's fun fight actually
Tomorrow, but I've been very busy the boys and what I've been up to
it's top secret I can't say massive I mean I'd love to just fuck expose him I'm
not going to that is not your valid excuse you that can't make it back
I mean, because I've been streaming a lot, I took a couple of days to try and catch up with my YouTube.
Yeah, I just meant that.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to jump first.
Do you want to come with us?
Do you want to come with us?
Yeah, what are you doing?
What are we going to talk about in the kitchen?
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
No, we're not
Only Nans
None of the match
Oh brilliant, we have fun
Like following like Nans
Like sorting my gramps on like Nans
So...
Did you put in the wing Nane?
What's your sex life like?
Nane existence
What do you call a wing of?
What do you call a football that mines kids?
Nane
original
It is an idea that nobody's ever followed.
No, we're original before fuck over original for one week, and then the next week we'll come up in Simon again.
I had a feeling you just said someone was potential.
Yeah, no, because Jakey fucking planned all the holidays.
No, we're original these days.
You can tell he actually designed all the plans about it, couldn't he?
You're gonna love it, Samora.
By the way, I enjoyed that.
You did?
Yeah, I enjoyed that.
You can't compare the different videos, but I'm just happy we both took a response to the video and actually did it.
It showed you both care. Exactly. And I can't wait till the video comes out so we can out at ImageDream.
Yeah, go on. No, yeah. Have you? Yeah, he was in here, so I sat next to him and did it. We shouldn't do that.
Yeah, we should keep that off. We should be a unit and support each other in public.
Right, so we're like people get away with it.
No, no, no, there's a thing called, right, stick up for all your brothers and friends in public.
Criticising your brother. Yeah, I hear that, I hear that.
He ain't a brother of mine, he ain't a friend.
He's a colleague. Yeah, I can hear that.
You know what in private in private keep this off air in private keep it off air and we fucking kill him in private
Go on you fucking go on say something
He tries not to move everyone snapchat every night
What the fuck?
I'm my sister. I'll say it.
I'm your sister.
You tried to text them both and made a group chat.
You got outed? Yeah, I fought that.
Fought that.
My mum loves you, too.
Duffin, favourite of five again.
Love, I appreciate that. Thank you very much, Duffin.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Rebecca, two months. Duffin, favourite of 200 bits as well.
Alicia, 24, Noah, 10 months.
And Britt, 21.
For the primer.
For the primer.
By the way, a bit of Jakey started doing that now.
Yeah, I fucking hope he has.
He genuinely has.
I heard him say it earlier.
I don't think I'm gonna fight him.
You got a streak, that's why.
I don't say thank you for fighting.
I say thank you so much.
I don't say fight a fight for them.
I say thank you.
Why is that?
I don't say fight a fight for them.
Fair enough.
You got a respect for them?
Games a game?
You think what you want to think.
I'm not gonna force you, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, you're up. You're up for real for real.
And I'm gonna put it this blue,
and find about it in one small.
Oh, you're a refiner.
Right, chat, I'm gonna call it that.
Wait, because I need to-
Rightio!
Rightio!
I'm gonna, you do an outro for me, Taze,
and then I'll do mine.
What would you, what do you think I'd do?
All right.
What would you do?
Yeah.
Rightio, chat, it's, oh!
Thank you for the 100 gifted, thank you very much Alex.
Thank you very much for the 100 gifted,
so gifted five, prick.
Yeah, all right, thank you for the 150 gifted,
thank you very much for what, thank you.
Right, right, yo, chat, I'll see you in the morning
because I've been very busy,
I've got to do a voiceover for Wynton after this.
I've got to do the commentary for Wynton, chat.
So I do need to get off a little bit earlier.
Tomorrow we will be back full-time
and I would like to apologise this week,
I've been so busy with shoots chat. I've been so busy that I've been so fucking mad
But I promise you I'm gonna make it work for you's chat. Okay. He's actually texting him out. Yeah, but I actually have to do comes tonight
Yeah
Yeah, I will be back for timing soon. We've got some long streams on the way and tomorrow we've got the IRL so
Chat, I love you. I see you soon. You should be ready to actually read out. She read out chat. You should we go with?
You should go with chat
Teases on all fuck that don't read in fucking never has
By oh
Yeah, I'll you do your turn. I'll do you weren't far off. I wouldn't have said a part time this week
I've been quite quite yeah, but nice. I have said that last group recently. Yeah
Right to your chat. Thank you very very much for watching today. I appreciate the subs the bits they gifted the dough and I
I appreciate you all man. Honestly, thank you so fucking much
I will be back live tomorrow after filming you probably looking at about four half four maybe five o'clock
You've been a fucker. I today taste. Thank you, mate
Yes, that's right chat. I will send you all over to you somebody keep spamming this guy
You can't send you over to
I will. Yeah. Oh, what's he doing? Yeah, I got them.
Chat Corey and Ben Ono and soon because I've just completed it. Relax.
Right, chat. I'm going to say I'm a retired owner, right?
fucking love. Thank you very, very much again, Chai. I appreciate you all, man. Fucking legends
of tonight's stream. Favorite of support has been unreal as fucking usual. You guys are
the fucking best on Twitter. So thank you so much for everything. I appreciate every
single one of you. It's favorite literally everything, even if you've not gifted or subbed.
Thank you for chilling. Thank you for watching. And you guys are unbelievable. I'll be back
live tomorrow probably about 4.35 ish. I will see you all tomorrow. Stay tuned about the
the bobbed boy video is going to be out tomorrow. It's going to be fucking unbelievable. And
you also have the IRL to look forward to chat. I will see you all tomorrow. Good night. God
bless. Sleep tight. And I'll see you in the next one.