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04-12-2026 · 6h 37m
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It's time to look at the world
Looking at the new page
Now I see it's not true
It ain't ever true
It has been in the past
It ain't true
I need to be free with you tonight I need to be free with you tonight
Ladies and gentlemen!
Hello, hello, hello!
What a day for it!
What a day for football!
What a day to be alive!
I'm going to need your help with this next song chat, would you be able to help me?
It goes like this.
Second again, ole ole ole!
Second again, ole ole!
Second again, second again, second again, ole ole!
Second again, ole ole!
Second again, second again, second again, ole ole!
Lolli! Second again Lolli! Second again! Second again! Second again! Lolli!
He's actually got to a point now where you just got all that, you just got all that because listen
it's not the best for me because I'd rather sit your ass than I'm not with it all right but
When it's this funny, you just have to laugh, don't you? That's all you can do.
I'm sorry, I've got to stand back up here. How are you going to win it?
So how can you be 12 points clear?
Right, leave the table for so fucking long.
You don't know what I'm saying?
Ha ha ha ha ha
Clap clap clap clap
Honestly, it is so funny
It is so, so funny
Listen
And this is the man
This man, right
Everyone thought he was kind of good with the weak
Bro is playing TikToks at training!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Out of fucking, we got to do a point where some guy brought a fucking lightbulb to a pre-match talk, right?
Put fucking, you'll never walk alone on the speakers, right?
And then fucking playing TikTok and he's a training!
HAHAHA!
He's fucking hilarious.
It is so funny.
It is so, so funny.
Honest saying, do you want the best fingers?
Do you want the best fingers?
We've had a nibble from Maximus.
Actually before I respond to you Maximus,
thank you for winning the Grand National, mate.
you want me 16 and 50 quid you're a fucking legend however he's back on his phone now he says
keep laughing you're in fucking third and almost relegated last season yeah keyword there almost
and you're the best thing is Maximus about last season and this season
both asked me and United. I've both got the same amount of trophies. And we were playing
for the back for eight months. Moving on to the other team in London. The team that
the final and you've got one team in the top of the Supreme League right in
north London that's fucking bottling that and you've got one team in
north London can't fucking stay above 18
it is fucking hilarious honestly it's so fucking funny it's so funny honestly I
absolutely love it and you know what I mean the Tottenham fans that are giving
me shit when we lost a final I'm sure I'm fucking glad you won that I'm
fucking glad you won that because at least you could fucking at least you
listen you won't be playing in your for the next 10 years when you go down so I'm
fucking glad you did win that because at least now some of you are fucking oh
my god expressions his reaction I'm not a oh my god oh my god we've got it we
have to oh my god oh my god this is gonna be so fucking funny oh my fucking
god this is gonna be fucking brilliant let me look it to the screen and go
I have not seen anything by the way. I've not watched any game other than I watched the second half of the city game
So this is gonna be all my are we ready for this? He ended stream so quickly
It was semi-pro seco blood for us being back back brother
This team got their back blow now in Southampton like a university student
We are in the relegation zone fam forget the manager at this point
You could bring in Jesus a large
I
Team it's like watching deli Ali in the casino black you just turn up and they leave with nothing
Let's not pretend that that referee wasn't at its graves. It may as well have been Tristan Thompson
Officiating the way he was cheating. I want an investigation
To now that referee was out there looking like a Tesco value Victor Yocarez and we got Lilo and stitched up all games
Sondolin had Derek Tazora up front thinking it was a gamer Street Fighter and no reds blood
Amen a rear fan no red. We got no decision when it came to Sondolin
The ref was blowing more than I lost Mary Vape fans
More yellows than the episode from the Simpsons blood
This is the intro as well, isn't it? It's a 10 minute video. It's a 10 minute video.
Yo, did you calm down?
Let's go to five minutes six.
Couldn't believe it.
Here we go.
I thought it was a start of something new.
Troy Bolton, Gabriella, high school musical,
and little did I know it was dreams.
Heartland blood.
You know them way there?
Dreams like the game fam.
Broken dreams like Drew McIntyre,
and it was the same old stuff, bruh.
The same old.
When you look at the whole team,
who are you gonna rate?
Kinski, that's it.
That's it, bro.
What, are they not saying Kinski's the best player?
I've got to watch this game and they now say he gets gives the best player
The whole team who are you gonna rate kinsky? Oh for the get he carried today. Did it?
I said bro. That is it fam. I'll tell you this right now. No one showed up black
No one showed up. We never looked like scoring and especially when they scored
It's like we were two flaspram mark briscoe, bruv
Chris Benoit fan. You know them way there. I'm telling you absolutely toothless
bruh. Brother what more motivation do you need? We are in a relegation fan. The
relegation. Man have gone from Tottenham to Bottonham to the bottomhand. The bottomhand.
Bottomhand thoughts birds blood. That's what we are. Victims. Victims. When's the last time we won a game?
Last year in November blood November
I ain't won a game in over a hundred plus days
days
This is an absolute disgrace, bro. I disgrace these players need to look at themselves
I'm telling you this right now these players need to look at themselves, bro
Because what are we doing there? What are we doing more managers than wins at home?
I hope you're all doing well, absolute legends, I hope you've had an amazing weekend, I hope
you all had a great Saturday, if you've got anything, if you've got up to anything on
Saturday, we'll put it in the chat so I'll chat about it, anyone interested?
But yeah chat, I hope you're doing well, welcome in.
Queenie, Givered a 4 with prizes, Givered a 30,
Daxed a Givered a 32, Liverpool Givered a 3,
Mojave Givered a 14, Curtie Givered a 12,
Showoff Givered a 5, Scotty Givered a 16,
Teal Givered a 15, Ben Givered a 30,
Mum's mate, see what people are saying.
Went to the football, watched Boston Town in the league,
nice, got kicked out, okay, interesting.
Anna Wank, mate, brilliant, Mum's birthday.
What a semi-final of the open cut, nice, well in mate.
DBN, thank you very much, brother,
I appreciate the prime, brother.
Holly! Holly, better five, better five.
Go on, Holly.
Thank you very much, Holly, I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you very, very much.
If I missed any subs, I'm very, very sorry,
but thank you so much for all the reasons.
Welcome back in, man, welcome back in.
Fucking legends, man, thank you.
Aitley Festival 1.2K in the last race.
Oh, wow, nice.
What I was saying now,
I
What's hot stay top of the league. Oh, yeah, that's I tell you what that's actually interesting this season in it
What did you perform in blood pool tower? Come on?
What's it saying now? Oh
This is generally saving the weekend
Respectfully as an Arsenal fan. That's the one step fan and you might want to meet when we go talk about the Arsenal game
Maybe I'm a mystery team favorable jump. Thank you. I'm sorry. I missed it, bro
Went to the aquarium on holiday and traveled home saw sperm cell what?
went to the aquarium on holiday and travel home saw some sperm cell fish a sperm cell fish
one thing that's i think
sperm cell fish
that ain't
went to go outdoors oh nice money's to get tickets to the charity match can't wait really
want to meet you in chas get a picture with myself depending on why you say it might be possible
If you've been the God's prob in that and phase you came a
Stefan five out of five gets to make
One the fucking boy. Thank you very much Stefan bro. I appreciate that a lot mate
Thank you very very much mate my fucking go check out Nova's new tiktok or a monster
Is this your fucking second account?
Are you just fucking supporting each other?
What was it no view edits?
Hey, I am Maximus. What a fucking man. What a fucking man, eh?
Great man. Great fucking jockey. Oh-ho, whatever you want to say.
I've been told to watch this, chap. I've been told to watch this.
This is dumb.
100,000 subscribers!
Oh my God, there's a massive chance this is happening.
Obviously we've been out there missing a lot of control, I've been growing up watching
them, they've eaten a lot so thank you very much, I'm not going to start crying though.
Yeah, I appreciate you all watching, I appreciate everything you've done.
Thank you all.
For the next five years, I say.
Imagine if I said 12 months,
this would have been so fucking buff.
A million.
That's a five fucking years.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I must've loved getting out of there.
The winner of our celebrity,
you're out of here.
2025.
And the new King of the World.
How the fuck in our alumni?
They're still fucked.
That's an unreal idea. That's an unreal idea. That is unbelievable, bro.
And the quote I'd like to end with, oh what quote is it, whoever is trying to bring you
down, great quote, he's already below you.
Hey don't be using the chat for the edit and it's a fucking great song, that is actually
fucking unreal bro, I already thought you why's it saying that, that's actually unbelievable
Oh
You're so fat I know
Suga mama Suga mama Suga mama
Suga mama Suga mama
My sugar mama, we fucking love Susie!
Go on Susie you mad bitch, thank you very much love.
I appreciate a 25 you naughty fucking whore.
Go on Susie, thank you so much and I appreciate a 25,
you are an absolute fucking legend.
Oh my God, Susie, we're not even halfway through the month
and she's fucking on 507 gifted for the fucking month.
Bro, don't be using the chat for Susie.
What the fuck?
Rogan, 5 out of 5 as well Rogan. I appreciate you a lot man, honestly. Thank you so much Rogan. I appreciate a lot your fucking legend
Thank you Rogan.
World shed 2012, Elmoney 2 out of 20, 4 out of 12, Joshua 2 out of 15, Will though 2 out of 26, Echo Cush, 11 man, thank you
Jerry, the series 8, thank you so much man. I appreciate you a lot honestly your fucking legend. Level 15 hype train, fucking W's in the chat
Oh, bro, I saw the real goal. That is unreal.
Honestly, unbelievable. Actually unbelievable.
Hey, Susie, thank you so much. I love your fucking legend. Thank you.
What did I say now? Right.
What else have you got? I didn't see that one either.
Listen, don't fucking touch my camera like that, okay?
He's not a cameraman.
My size is the right one.
He's a human being. He's a disrespectful little fucker.
His name's Rocket. Okay?
And he's worked hard for you since you've been in England
about some fucking mistakes like that.
I'm on Marlon.
What can I say?
Not many people you've changed.
Cameraman Chazer, I tell you what's changed.
Your job title.
It now says unemployed.
You're sacked. Well done, mate.
Just like that, Chaz.
Just like that.
Man, fucking something over there.
I went, oh, can I have a kick catch on James?
Oh my god what a tune! Oh my god this could be unbelievable!
Yo mate!
Well this is jazz's escort, Chas!
Fuck off, she's in a coma!
Why am I sorry about that? I don't know, but it turns out she's in a coma!
What the fuck, Chas! Chas, what the fuck!
That's a fucking great idea. That's a great idea. I'll say it though. I miss this Chazza.
I miss shit trim fat cunt. I miss him. We won't fuck Chazza back.
I'm in the beats.
Jakey Davis has got one fucking and there we go.
I can't see.
HAHAHAHA
Unreal I did it again, Unreal
I actually love Jake I'm honest
I know we take a piss out of him on stream and stuff like that, but I fucking love him.
Do you know what fucking makes me laugh?
You'll be nice if you tell me to be on the phone with Tolbert.
And then I put a phone down and he goes,
No, Tolbert! He's an absolute dick.
Five things we learned from Arsenal One.
Here we go, here we go.
What?
Five things...
What did we learn, Rory John Ray?
What did we learn, Rory?
Arsenal One, Bournemouth Two.
Well, I caught up with Victor Gocores after the game and, you know, got some insight from him, the Vibezolo.
That was mainly it. We forced a smile for the camera. Neither of us, neither of us, was it.
I mean, can you imagine you just lost the game in the title race?
Wait, this was after the game. Bro's asked for a photo after they've just lost the game in the title race. Fuck that.
The Vibezolo. That was mainly it.
Five things we learned from Arsenal one.
Bro, if I ever fucking run into Bruno and we just lost the game, I'm not asking him for a photo.
Well, I caught up with Victor Gocores after the game.
That's mental.
And, you know, got some insight from him.
The Vibesolo. That was mainly it.
We forced a smile for the camera.
To be honest, he might have fucking grass burned
because the pitch was dry. The pitch was dry.
Neither of us was. I mean, can you imagine
you just lost a game in the title race
and you've got to go and have a picture of a run.
The pitch was fucking really dry.
That's happened to me, you know, for his career.
Shout out to Zilch, though, for having me along.
Look, the big thing is this.
On paper, on the old statistic, it looks like we were maybe unfortunate there, had 2.4...
2.2 on paper.
...4 big chances. The issue, and the reason it doesn't feel like that, is because we had just 0.19 extra from open play.
Your penalty's 0.99, I think, innit?
We're not creating chances. Yeah, we can swing a good ball in, and it might fall to us.
Yeah.
Can you?
Can you swing a good ball in?
We can win a penalty.
Okay, Alex.
But overall Bournemouth were the best
Sorry, our impenetrable 28 bro, Davey 2 out of 5
Hey, our acts 5 out of 4 mate
We can't run, we're struggling to just make simple passes
You know I saw this start today, Arsenal's midfield pairing
Declan Rice and Zubemendi lost possession 29 times today
But set pieces, Declan Rice is probably just as good
David Beckham, do you remember that?
That just isn't what we were in the first half of the season
And I look at Giocares, right, it took his penalty very well today
But some of the service
I ate this. Tucky's penalty very well and it'd be the exact same for Bruno.
A penalty is a penalty with a greatest respect. And 90% of the time the goal scorer has to score.
Tucky's penalty well.
What do you want him to do? Take it really badly, but you know penalty's hard tough.
You can take him really badly and still manage to find a goal. I don't get it.
We go long to him and whether he wins the ball or doesn't win the ball.
Yeah, as I was.
And that second ball, we never win it.
We literally, that's...
You're actually clueless, you.
Here we go. Luke, Luke, Luke.
You explain, you explain there, mate.
Go on, I'll fucking wait for you.
Go on.
Right in front of the ball of defence,
where the second ball, we're never there.
We used to be, but we don't press up enough.
And so we lose possession again and again and again.
And yeah, we slightly...
David Ray, I received 38.
That passes from his teammates
and just 60 touches in form of...
Edge form of some possession today,
but so much of that is just meaningless possession.
David Ryder received 38 back passes from his teammates and had 60 touches of the wall today.
That's ridiculous. You know, that's not a midfield playmaker here.
We're not we're not doing enough and we really struggle to get out today.
And even when we brought on Dauman as a...
I'll fucking say it. I'll fucking say it.
And I'm a United fan, but I'll fucking say it.
Slot, Ernie Slot, took a big fucking risk in starting Rio on the weekend and it paid off.
I said has got to start down and that's all I'm saying I said has got to start
down and do you I mean I think I think I think I think down and he's got to start
stands there rolling the ball must be annoying to play with unless they're
pressed can't play out exactly exactly honest that I think what you call it
downman I think he starts real glazing that's not a gun about but speaking of
it we might as well have a look well I'm a look course we'll have a look right
Let's go. We'll start off
Premier League I
Mean there's so many good games to fucking choose in there. Do you know what the watch out? I'm fuming by the way
Hey, my my echo would have won today, right? I think genuinely
spurs
Could be the only team
to not have a new manager bounced right this but this was my accumulator today
are you ready this is my accumulator I have Forest and Villa draw tick it came
in I have Crystal Palace to beat Newcastle tick they came in I had Man City to
beat Chelsea tick came in and I thought I didn't think that they'd get a new
bounce and they'd win the game right but I just thought Spurs might score a goal
and then defend a draw because it took place to go Sunderland away it's a very
tough place to go I just thought Spurs might score a goal and defend and
managed to get a draw I put Spurs and Sunderland draw genuinely they are
dogshit I should have just back Sunderland and me bet what it came
But hey fucking hell you win some you lose some into
into to win build out a win and
Leon to win six to one fuck it. We'll go up. We'll go for a late night back buying it song
Right anyway, let's crack on with what we need to watch and where we should watch
We don't know what's asked about West Ham Wolves
Let's go for the early kickoff. Let's go for the early kickoff
Go on then by the way, what's this saying? I
By the way, I had boom of wind nine to one. I had boom of wind nine. No, 92. I had it
I put it in me. I could never back in early kickoff
I said it dinner. I knew me volume went up
What a ball, what a ball. To get that sort of direction on it is mental. What a ball.
Oh.
Hello? That's the second call I've had for you today.
What's the matter? Is there a limit here in prison?
No, no, no. It's just the second call, that's all.
When do I call you on?
I think you...
It's all right. You're not clicking. It's fine. It's all right, Chas.
Okay, dude.
Yeah, it's all right. It's just the second call.
Yeah, that's the one. Yeah, well, you are for now. Yeah, you are for now.
Oh, can I help you, Charlie? What are you waiting for?
Are you? We're gonna have a games night. Yeah.
No, I'm not going. I'm not, I'm not there at the house tonight.
Yeah, I've been there all week
No, not tonight
What about games night as well you didn't even plan anything
How am I chat spamming out when you can literally see me at home right now? What the fuck?
Yeah, so you're running me to ask when I'm coming and you know I'm not coming
Well, I'm live from home mate.
Oh.
Yeah, what time are you getting the train?
Alright, no worries, we'll do it.
See you in a bit.
No worries, we'll do it.
See you in about...
Bye bye.
What, honestly, what a fucking waste of a phone call.
Just Danny, 21, I'm a 22 month baby,
and I'm a 28, I'm a 19, Lee, 23, thank you, man.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I am, I have to.
I've got to get a fucking train early tomorrow on.
That's why I am here, I'm going to get the ball out.
Also, fucking don't, no interruptions there, mate.
Oh, here we go, call on that,
this'll be good, won't it?
Arsenal call on this, about there, good.
Oh, not even beat the first man.
Oh, well, I mean, look at that.
From a corner, ah, that's not getting penalty.
is this the penalty that he takes well? Let's have a look. I'd love to assess this. I've
already takes this well. Awesome, that's it. He takes that well. He takes that well.
What I will say is that he's actually a fucking great pen. Watch Evan and Bradford.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a more, mate, don't worry.
I tell you what though, chap, there's sun beaming down on that pitch.
That pitch, it looks quite dry.
I was wondering how are these players managing to pull, but if that pitch looks really dry,
because the Emirates isn't one of those stadiums that got built in sprinklers that they can turn on
before and after a halfway through the game.
So, I'm just wondering why is that, he's weird, it does look dry.
It looks really dry.
That wouldn't have happened that. That ball wouldn't have happened if the grass
weren't so dry. This air looks, Evan Ilcineur, he literally gets his foot stuck in the ground
because it's that dry, manages to just about flick it round and then Scott, he's lucky
he gets the ball at his feet because that ball doesn't even want to move, it's that drive.
That is like a Sahara Desert that pitch.
It's an, it, listen, he takes that well on a drive pitch, do you know what I mean?
Well said Alex.
It's a great finish.
It really is a fantastic goal.
He takes that well on a drive pitch.
Oh, here we go.
That pass looks a bit dry.
What the f*** is he doing?
Yocarez, he's got his foot stuck in the grass because it's that drive.
He's got his foot stuck in the grass.
It's a drive pitch.
Jesus.
Oh, right, they've got Gabrielle playing set of four.
Ooh.
As weird as that. Do you remember when Eric said I used to put my guire up front and everyone's at the piss?
I almost feel as though if if Gabrielle weren't there and it was their actual striker.
Gabrielle.
All the way through Gabrielle and him in edge to the rescue.
Do you know what I mean?
It's a great tackle.
Oh, he's doing his, he's doing his FIFA face again.
remember that reset club
and all the people keep on moving up soon now
it's a great old up play considering it's dry
no you can tell it is dry
you can tell it's dry, look at that, the ball, it bobbles up there, it's just
too dry
honestly, the camera is a bit big
it's too dry that
Brighton beat Burnley 2-0, I'm honest.
Didn't expect anything less.
This one don't really affect much in the league,
but we'll watch it anyway.
Burnley are going down.
Wolves are going down.
Brockhart's clear, I agree.
Oh, just offside. Oh, yeah, the Spurs are going down.
Yeah, very close, wasn't it?
Oh.
It does come towards that near post.
Brighton, also in Brighton.
I mean, Brighton is just one of those teams.
Not really. Many people care about that.
A cricket to the ball at the moment.
I mean they're just a mid table club Brighton. Every now and then they'll push, they'll push for Riora.
But they call some upsets. Brighton do call some upsets, I can't lie.
And not a team you want to play against. You don't look at Brighton and just chill.
Brighton and chill.
I'm not lying Brighton. I hate playing against her though. I actually, I never look forward to a Brighton game.
Yeah, I mean, that's just... what is that?
I thought it was give the... I thought it was give the advantage to the attackers.
You get like an inch advantage or something.
A Scott Barker and a catcher team up.
Not that it is Scott Barker, but...
No.
What was that? One of those set to come on.
Got to throw the kitchens sink at it, haven't they? Burnley.
They come again now, and they're shot.
They were a really difficult angle. Knee, fingertips, and Bo Vruggen decided
that he wasn't going to take any chances.
Reutzer waits in the penalty area.
Nice play again by Brighton, but once more it's the final ball, and will it break here?
That's a finish. That's a finish.
Bit of a dead game that though, innit? No one looks forward to Brighton there.
Hey, this, by the way, a 91st minute, I'm pretty sure. That's what I saw.
91st fucking minute. Hang on a moment, let me see what I can do.
What's going on about that?
Where is can you oh?
I'm gonna make sure
Where is
Sorry the stadium is both is this brother. I like I like the different code seats me right that is ground
Hey, I'll come brevin could have got a bumblebee. Oh, what's the meaning behind that?
I've got this, if it weren't for Rayor and Donnaroon that he'd probably have been playing
Not quite as easy, oh man.
He has speak too soon.
He's had a great season, isn't he?
He's had a great season.
special campaign Jack can you change the order of your photos and videos on an
Instagram because mine didn't let me once you've already uploaded it how do
you do it. Oh, I have done it.
Great save. Oh!
That's the one real double save.
Hey, Jair, what I will say, I love giving keepers credit here.
Do you remember David De Hayer versus Arsenal? Double save.
That's on par with it.
No, it's not on par with it, but he's not far off it.
Another one, KFC, thanks mate. Oh my god, what an error.
Never a foul. Never a foul.
What is he doing defending there? What is he actually doing?
very crowded in and around Jordan Pickford as the corner comes in, flicks the wall to go,
flicks the right, Pickford to go. Oh my gosh, he's got to do it, he's done well there.
He's been living dangerously. Yeah, it's just chaos isn't it? Great ball in, first
one's off the crossbar, that second saves Superb, it's the tackle as well.
It's done well there, Milan Carver, oh Carver will go off, oh my god.
You saved that, no. And it crashes against the crossbar.
Poppies, no Poppies near me, I don't think.
There's a Poppies getting built near Trafford Centre,
Chattanooga, anyone do that, anyone from Manchester?
Oh my God, oh, it deflects him.
It's shit, by the way.
He had a go yeah, there's one to give the garden to far a column to the 13 make. Thank you, River
What's the first minute that one?
Love that let's see that that is a good mentality. He's not going celebrating to the equalize he's saying come on
Let's try and get a winner
obviously don't
But that's what you want
That's a good game that oh
Palette hold on good. Oh, I mean
Not my favorite game
But I give credit to real where what a baller
What a baller
By the way, what's being on doing today
He's L.
He plays possible this way through, Salah!
And, you know, gets down well.
But certainly Liverpool are looking threatening on that side.
Oh, this is such a, oh, there's
not this one. It's not far off.
Oh, yesterday. No. Okay.
he will see cause what's the look at these certainly capable off please
jackpot so bad it's weird it's in it how people just change all of a sudden we
We were getting banned inside so as this is Outrageous Goal.
Outrageous.
I'm not 100% on the celebration, I will be honest.
Is he saying for the mistinky there?
Scuba.
You've lost me.
What do you mean by scuba?
I think scuba diving.
That's a tiktok.
I thought it was calling full and stinky shits.
Ah, another same area.
Oh my god.
So he is playing this season.
By the way, that's actually a fucking unreal finish.
He's still got it, because he scored one goal.
20 goals in this next, by the way.
6 goals and 6 assists, that's an interesting one, oh all competitions, oh we're including
all competitions right. Right, okay, and we're back. Of course we are.
Like we normally do. Now we normally don't, mate. Bruno is on 16, the 6th, the 6th is not on 18, is it?
We're not on about these ones in the FA Cup and Carabao Cup, mate.
One about Premier League.
That's a crime. Stairs it just wide, and that was a big moment for Fulham.
If they'd scored that, it could have been a very different picture for those fans.
Villa, oh, Villa dropping two points, by the way, just saying.
One game a week, FC, brilliant.
Right, let's get an Andos chat, but let's not be fucking...
Listen, I'm going to go for a...
Ah, fuck it, I'm treating myself.
I need to lock in, oh my God, by the way, Jack,
Can we just actually remember?
Ooh, I feel as though it's not a zoom dinner.
I feel like it's not a zoom dinner, as it normally is.
I don't know, what do you reckon?
Is it all right?
That's better, I think.
What I'm saying now, we are locking in next week.
We're talking chicken, mince, everything.
It's fine, keep it as it is, I'll go back.
You let me know, all right?
We have to lock in Jack in six days time.
We are playing at Wembley.
I am fucking buzzing.
I cannot fucking wait.
Honestly, I cannot fucking wait.
I actually fucking...
Oh mate.
We.
Yes, we.
I'm not doing it on my own.
We're doing it together.
Of course I'm gonna say weird, it works for you, I won't fucking be there.
Erm...
How...
Erm...
Okay...
Barrow me mate, just gotta edit me Instagram again, I'm gone.
Gonna fucking lose me head in a minute.
There we go.
There we go, erm, the grindstone says that every week put it together mate, what we had
about?
What the fuck you know?
This week my streams have been fine actually, thank you, oh no you're not about my diet,
my diet is fucking fine bro, wake me up this morning, nighty four, we're good, we're
cooking, we're fucking cooking, right, shall we get some halloume?
I think we might have to get some cheese.
Halloumi sticks with chilli jam, get a star, there we go.
Then we move, we get butterfly because it's an extra, it's only 300 calories and it's
a lot better.
Then we go on to the, what do we get with a butterfly?
Do we get some chips or do we get some rice?
I think we'll go for broccoli and I'll go broccoli and peas.
I'll go broccoli and peas and then get some loaded fries, go on man.
Hang on a minute, loaded fries, hang on.
Peri tamer, there we go.
What desserts have they got going today?
Oh look!
Oh, I could get a one pastel dinata.
We've also got a chocolate, he's browning.
We've got dessert, we've got dessert.
I've actually not had anything to eat today.
I've got 1,500 calories to eat.
So I'm all right.
And then, we're all right, we've got butterfly chips.
Yeah, we'll be fine, we'll be re...
Actually, I was gonna get two loads of broccoli instead,
rather than a much caler.
I'm gonna get two loads of broccoli instead,
rather than a much caler.
No, no, bro, bro, with a great respect.
Oh, to be fair, yesterday,
We wouldn't have bought it back in Brazil yesterday, but that's just basically me.
So it's not really that on alpha.
It can be if you eat the wrong things, I'm honest.
But we didn't, I didn't.
Here we go.
And I've got a green reward to you, thank you.
then we're filming two videos in London on Tuesday. Get back after that. Then Wednesday,
we've got a shoot during the day. I don't know what time that finishes yet. If that's the case,
we might go down to London after me and Chaz might go on Wednesday and do like an IRL down there,
meet with some people, go for it, do whatever. Then Thursday we're already in, which is perfect.
Friday's training day, and then Saturday's the game, and then Sunday is your arson, isn't it?
Yeah, a loud bible.
Right, anyway, Villa under Forest.
Oh, what a shit goal.
What a shit goal.
And Villa just played really shit all of a sudden, alright they just get unlucky, because they were unreal at the start of the season, well not the start of the season, like half way through do you get that?
through to get there.
Oh, that's a good save. A bit of a bolt.
Oh, God.
Here's Anana.
Um...
...begins pulling into Morgan Rogers, who hits it against the top of the crossbar.
Got to edit the Instagram again!
I'm gonna lose me out in a minute!
Anana with a cross. Here's Hudson-Odoi.
Good work, wants to pull back.
It's William!
I've missed the goal now!
Oh, what a goal!
What a goal, that is!
That's a finish by the way
Like Martina's injured chat. Yeah, can you fuck off spamming watch Barca? I'll fucking watch him bro. I'm watching this at the minute
Oh, set, set!
Oh, fucking, I know it's one-one, am I?
That's a save, by the way, Mark Gubbe's on.
Mark Gubbe's on.
What a save!
He got injured in the warm-up.
Why are all the boys going ballers then?
Then he's going down on Monday to get some in Tuesday
Publishing a one-inch something
Sport Bible Insta
What I'm in your mouth for buzzing
Oh, they said they're going ballers are going live backpacks. I don't think they are because it won't be allowed
Roy
Oh, I'm what I'm doing here
Steve Bracknell episode 3 Royal Oak FC. What the fuck?
I
Would have to win ball we get ball which's over
Fucking sick is everybody's but more time in this fucking bush than a door bitch
That's why I hate being a sub.
Sorry, but could I have the right night out last night?
I hope not, but now I've got a match.
Have you got it?
I did, I will ask now.
You promised me a game last week.
Right, that's something real.
I'm going to watch that after.
Hang on.
That's mad.
I've never seen them.
I've never seen them.
That's actually fucking hilarious.
Well, let's put me off a bit.
Right, what are they saying now? Who's next?
Right, Sunderland... Oh my god, here we go.
Right, you said Kinski was unbelievable, by the way.
Well, you didn't say unbelievable, you said probably the best player.
Eleven years old, that is.
And then Nildo, and the Fey.
And then Nildo again.
Maybe worth asking them to make a comeback.
They've done that well, Sunderland.
Oh my god.
They've gone for the top, it goes.
Bob Acho, bro.
Yes, I'm going to try and play a club tonight, chat, yes.
That's a lucky that.
Oh my. Never.
Oh my god, how shit of a ref can you be?
How shit of a ref can you be?
was there as well he's already off the floor
didn't look too much in that
after review
Poe just didn't clearly place the ball first before any
such a good contact the fan of decisions had dropped ball to the goalkeeper
that
needs it to Lafay oh my god
I just think it's shit out there now sir. Just fucking go look. I got it wrong. Yeah, I'm shit. Oh my god. Oh my god
Jack has called the goal to send him down. I've been fucking unreal
What's a shit ball
And the follow-up block from Gallagher to deny Mukielli, who doesn't need to do well, Kinski, it's a really smart stop.
Kinski, to Udogi, to Rishalosn.
Udogi, so Lanky couldn't get there, might get the follow-up!
Oh my god, save!
He makes the save!
I think he's mad, oh shit, there!
Clearance, not so brilliant, save, equally brilliant.
What minute did it?
So I got this thing where it's got like the juice
Hey, hold it
Oh come on
What are you doing, bro? You're just letting him glide you're letting him go
Oh my god! Fucking let him glide! You let him glide! You let him dance fam! What are we doing? Is this you going to serve? Is this Tom Deard? Close him down!
You just fucking let him dance like Eddie from Tekken, you pranks!
Oh we're going down. We're going down. We're going down. We are going down. We are going down. We are going down. Down.
Fucking down.
Back to the game.
To the die, Bukiele.
And get there. Might get the.
Yeah, that's brilliant from a.
Shot in the down.
That is so funny.
Yeah, I'm going to shut it.
Porro.
Oh my God.
Not a million miles away.
The guy's two out of five, mate.
Jake, three out of 26, brother.
That's a great save.
But, oh, 91st minute penalty here as well, I'm pretty sure.
Hey, Drew, two out of 25, mate.
Barry, two out of prime, a calm.
Two out of 24, Jake.
Two out of 24, Logsy, two out of five.
This, two out of four, mate.
Save.
What's a save again from Ramsdale?
That's unreal
Hey, he's pulled in to noisy just prefer him Ram sale now
Oh shit, I've always preferred, I always have done that on Pope.
Poggi classic relegation battle like generally Spurs could do with a Nick Pope
Wow
Yeah, traffic's gonna go in here you can see traffic
Ah, you're just saying.
Hey, fishing, Chivar 26, mate.
GNG, Chivar 27, Reese, Chivar 30, mate.
Tom, Chivar 19, brother.
Aisha, Favourite 13, love.
Oh, my God.
Save.
Nah, char.
Smithy, Chivar 20.
21, mate. Nearyl, Chivar 18.
Lucky duck, yay!
43 mate got the boy Jaden to the power brother. Yeah, I see where they class
The fucking power on that add up
Jamie to the 20 mate got the boy Matthew to the prime and Jefferson to the 27 mate
What an edit, he's done fucking no there you know.
He has done fucking well there.
That's not even a cross, it's meant for a...
He's done fucking quality there to go out to our school.
Ah, to be fair, it actually wasn't a cross, no man.
I thought he tried to shoot it.
side of American.
What the f*** is he doing?
Bottom left.
End of that. Not ending us alright.
He's taught that a penalty well, didn't he?
Right, come on. Let's address the elephant in the room.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
I'm now solving a free split there, I'd like to go back and watch that.
Each other's not here, brilliant.
He stumbled, so it's the ball, but he's come up with the ball.
He's been a progressive here for Neto,
and he has put away the company.
And Neto kept on going.
Save, that's a good save.
Which one or this one I can, off the finishers.
Well, in York, yeah.
I'm going to say for
Subject 49, didn't he? Very old for being a dickie, you know, what you're going about? Subject 49.
Garnaccio. So why the fuck are you called in Subject 49, you weirdo?
the room from jerky is fantastic but look at his past it's his number with his left
foot brilliant what have you finished that is have you said it's about no way you've
just done that there's no way he's there's something that's fine I can't say anything
If you have as that, she's just fucking brilliant.
What the fuck are you doing? By the way, they're fucking shit.
General, have you loosed the city at all? You're wanker.
Lamented.
a big gap in that near post and he hits it.
Chelsea didn't have any attacking threat,
like they didn't do fuck all, mate.
Lavia.
What a save.
That very first one for Donnerumma.
You know, initially, I thought Donnerumma
made a mistake by not coming out and reading the pass through,
but he makes it up for Donnerumma.
What a save.
You lost 3-0.
At home, we didn't, we batted him.
should probably win five now. So calm the fuck down a little bit. They played at Wembley
today didn't they? Oh hang on let's see what the pitch is looking like before we get there.
Oh I don't know looks a little bit dry that. Not sure about that you know. I hope the
sprinklers are working looks a little bit dry for me that. Good job you guys won't
I won't be playing there any time soon.
Remember my first time scoring at Wembley?
It's a good feeling.
A ball in behind when I'm to it and Sly away.
It's fucking brilliant.
Mine was a slightly better finish.
I'm probably against a better goalkeeper.
You were offside. If I was offside, the referee would have given it, lads. If we've been honest.
Yeah, well, she was a MacGath for any even the one that's open for him.
Is this like the Carabao Cup of League one or League two? Sorry.
Or is this like the FA Cup of League one or two?
I don't get what this this cup is.
What do you say, Carabao or SA?
Ah, so it's the FA Cup, for League 1 and 2.
What a touch.
What a touch that is.
Oh yeah, caravan.
I get it, I just realised that the Caravals are on the prime teams.
The Caravals, Pram and Championship.
It's so close to 2-2.
Hi mate, you okay?
Hello mate, you okay?
What's all four?
Yeah, I'm good, thanks mate, how are you?
I'm very, very good. I've got good news for you.
All right, are you joking?
No, no, good news for you.
I hope it is.
So, we've found a bit of a gap in the system, a little break through yet on how we can get Tezi's gav out, right?
It's a four-man job. I've got Tezi's involved, Chaz is getting involved as well.
I'm just wondering if you want to be the fourth person up and get him out.
You're about prison break on GTA.
Yeah.
I'm happy to play that, yeah?
We need someone in Spielberg, and Ginger, and the best at GTA.
Yeah, I am pretty sick. I can't lie. I'm pretty sick
Is he out of fucking Nando that he just started a curry as well
Yeah, he has, yeah.
Is he?
Yeah.
Oh, my friend, I've got some.
Oh.
Do you want some, do you want a bag of them poppidoms?
How many have you got in there, you fucking greedy bastard?
I've got a fucking 20 poppidoms.
Stop that.
Oh, card one.
Ginger poppidom's bad.
Uh, I'm not wasting my breath when you're trying to be alpha.
No, I'm trying to be healthy now, James.
No, you're not.
I'm popping on the full one, and I'll give you 50 pay.
If you're healthy, I'm gonna be healthy.
You're just a...
I can't be healthy anyway, you're eating quite a bit.
You're actually true, but you're actually right.
What time should we go up on it then for 9?
Yeah, that's fine by me. Well, my Nando's is nearly out, I think.
Yeah, go for it.
Hello?
Hello, can you hear me?
Hello, can you hear me?
Yep.
Go for it, mate.
You mean Jake?
Yeah, no, I know it is.
Yeah, it's me, Jake, on the phone, on the above house.
Yeah, no, I'm aware of that.
Yeah, 9pm?
Yeah, 9pm is good, mate.
9pm, yeah, 9pm.
Alright, let's see it about.
See you in a bit, see you in nine, bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
There we go.
Clubs, yeah, yeah, we played clubs all week last week.
Relax, mate, you fucking switch up every now and then.
If you do prison break, then go on clubs, like, chill.
Fuck me, man.
What's going on there?
He bolted with a phone.
She just rolled up the tongue.
I'm a natural.
I'm a bloody natural.
She would go out of a bunch of off-limits.
Live, go live.
You're often might be a lot anyway, it's true, but sometimes you don't want to talk.
Yeah, you don't want to talk.
Social batteries gone if you don't want to talk.
Faster game, couldn't give a fuck, bro, they won 4-1.
Yeah, that's why.
Could not give a shit. Have I watched all the prem games?
I'm not asked about one of the... what the fuck?
Oh.
West Ham, yeah I'm not asked about West Ham. I don't think anyone is really.
Who's the other people you're bringing to ballers tomorrow? What are you going to,
some trickle, you spammed it 40 times bro, what are you on about all the people I'm
bringing to ballers tomorrow? You've lost me mate.
Yeah, it's a big game for spurs that to be fair. Water tune, nil, nil. Oh, I need to
get a pop filter for me, mate. And he's turning me nandos already and up. Excuse me.
Yes Deperture, we have got Deperture tomorrow mate.
41 quid.
Never 41 quid.
Rangers game, brah, I ain't watching that.
I want to see the I want to see
the scenes in pies blog. They
they can see the 87th minute
didn't they and then scored in
the 91st. I want to see the
scenes. I want to see the
scenes. Good morning.
I want to see the scenes I want to see the scenes
But you can't wear the neck thing to fucking go low key in a full Gucci jacket at 645.
In my opinion.
I think that is genuinely what his net is called.
I don't get it, I don't know if I would have done that.
Come on!
Come on!
A flyer for one-one though.
Or two-two.
Bracknell was there. Why would Bracknell be there?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I know you're feeling me
But you're not gonna speak to me
You're giving me the strength
To really believe
I don't know how I'll take it
But I'm gonna fake it
Cause it's gotta be real
I got water left to add
No reason yet to fight
Cause it's just in the wind
I'm the freedom outside
In a minute of desire, do your life like you're saying
I'm spinning around, move out of my way
I know you're feeling me cause you're liking like this
I'm breaking it down, I'm not the same
I know you're feeling me cause you're liking like this
Baby baby baby baby
Move out of my way, I know you feel me cause you're like this, spinning around, spinning
What a tune. W-100. You actually have got zero brain cells.
You actually have got zero brain cells. 05c8253 mate, go on the board, I know I knew because
of the turn-up. The shit mate. The shit. Jinxy won't know you got ballers so he
He won't ask you, imagine the clips if he was there with you.
I'd want him to go as a friend if he wants to go mate, I'm not fucking sitting here wanking
him because he'll get clips.
If he wants to go, he can go if not.
Oh no, he won't be able to, he does Kings League.
Unless he wants to just fucking totally and utterly fuck his contract up now.
Haley, 225, Marguerite, 225, thank you very much man, thank you.
great tune great tune he doesn't I'm pretty sure he does I'll message him yes
I'm in London!
Nice, he's in London, yeah, no, where he is. I've messaged him.
London's a shithole, I wanna go home.
Can you wish my lad Archie a happy birthday?
I'll wish him a happy birthday tomorrow. Of course I can.
Archie, happy birthday mate.
I hope you have an amazing day when we eat some up to go out and enjoy it
Unfortunately, you will probably be back at school. But listen, enjoy it mate. You're the 15 once
Stick on the rail up videos. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna minute these are gonna be fucking hilarious
These are 11 years old bro, this is mental
11 years old.
Oh my god, Windsor's World of Shoes!
Fucking unbelievable.
Just a fucking unbelievable shot.
Hold on.
Oh, shall I put nettles in here?
You got them?
No worries, no worries.
No worries.
Oh, God.
I'll be right back.
See you in a minute.
I'm really ready to run the little pots out.
I bet it'll be neat.
Watch it.
Hold on, man.
I can see it.
It's over there.
It has a knoll.
I've got it.
Tommy, you hold them bushes.
I've got it here.
I've found a barn over near me.
You what?
I've found a barn.
Oh, Tommy, no.
Not now.
Not now.
I've got it in me, I'm fine with some of them slugs.
I've got it in it, it's...
my Delta!
Have you got it?
Watch it, I can reach it for me.
I can reach it for me.
I can reach it for me, I swear.
I'll fucking turn up with this.
I've got it, I think.
I've got it, I've got the end of it.
I
Was 23 no, I was 13. I just got into I'm in year seven when he's
I don't get that sticky.
What sticky?
Yeah right there.
What sticky?
Yeah.
After loads of this.
I can't say like no sticky.
So I can throw back to there.
Are you all over the side I think of.
I don't know.
Who is that winning?
What's in this yard this week?
Oh get in car.
I'm getting there.
Oh I'm going to swim in freezing cold.
Parkside.
Parkside.
What's all 277?
Not winning, I don't parkside.
You can't read about that's what's over here.
Mark on.
Are you all over the side of the river?
Yes, you're all over the place.
Fucking parks, it's parks in my car park.
Ah!
Ah!
Sorry, I've given it 26, mate.
Hey, Jynxie!
You okay, sexist?
Jynx, I just wanted to be respectful, bro.
I'm in England, and I wanted to check in with you, bro.
So I'll build that up in your home in Australia.
I'm just letting you know you are live on stream.
Do you can say, yes, it is good that you're in England, okay?
Now London's not my, listen, you can do whatever the fuck you want there, mate.
I do not give a shit.
But if you are in some Manchester, then there's some rules that you don't necessarily stick
by, but I'm pretty sure you're just staying in London, aren't you?
I'm staying in London, I might come to Manchester, bro, but do I got to check in with you?
What do you mean by that?
Is it cool if I'm like like let me explain it when people come to tarpon springs they call me
We will come to tarpon springs. They text me when people come to Manchester. Do they have to check in with me?
They're gonna check you in me
Yeah, I thought in tarpon Springs. I probably just like put a letter on an owl and let it float around
Yeah, I mean you fucking posh prick
Okay, bro, I have nothing to do this entire week bro. We have to do at least one stream together
Well, okay, so I know what are you doing at 11 o'clock on Tuesday? Do you want to be in a bobb video? We're doing a football
We're doing something football Tuesday Tuesday. What well it's not tomorrow. It's the next day
for teeth
The four teeth I have plans. I'm going to a restaurant before TV my brother in the morning
Yes, so cringe what time in the morning?
130 that's in the afternoon you fucking idiot
Well, morning for me bro, because I wake up, you know what I'm saying, I'm like 12.
Okay, would you get up earlier to be in it or would you rather have the nice rest of the sleep?
Yes bro, yes, yes, so what is the Bob video? What is the Bob video?
Okay, so okay, the first question Jinx here, are you aware of the Bob boys? That's the first question.
Yes.
Okay, perfect.
Yes bro, I've been following bro, I've been following.
Okay, so let me mute my mic right out of the video, is chat bear me a minute.
No, don't chat, I'm streaming, walk off.
Oh, you're alive as well. Wait, what the fuck? Where are you live from?
I'm live from England, bro, in England.
Oh, shit! Go on the bike.
Alright, okay, well, bet it's a football-related one, but it won't take too long, especially with your ability.
What the fuck does that mean, bro?
No, well, what that means is because you're so good, it'll be easy for you.
Oh, yes, bro. I would absolutely love to. That'll be a blessing, dude.
Right, okay, perfect. I'll tell you the details and then what are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow I'm training. Tomorrow I'm training bro. I'm training in the morning at like I think
one or like 12. Right, okay midday and then what are you doing at night?
Probably just streaming streaming. Right, okay. Well, do you do Kings League or not?
Yes, yes, I have a club in the Kingsley.
Yeah, I thought you did. Okay, no problem. I'll just double check him.
Yes. Wait, were you going to invite me to the water league?
Yeah, I was, yeah.
Fuck, I don't know if I could do that.
Yeah, there's a sort of a hazard there, isn't there?
Yes. I'm being called a bell-end, a bell-end. What is that, bro?
What is that? Well, how can you describe a bell-end?
You definitely are a bell-end, Jinxie.
A bell-end is... how can you describe this?
The tip of your penis.
Okay.
Bro, okay, okay. Jesus fucking Christ.
Bro, okay.
Fine, I'm the tip of a cop. Whatever, man.
Whatever.
Jizz.
Okay, so I will be in the bomb video, bro.
It's tomorrow morning, is that it?
No, no, it's Tuesday.
Che- Tuesday?
Yeah, Tuesday morning, yeah.
No, you said choose like
Yeah, all right, all right, choose Tuesday. Yes Tuesday. Okay. Okay. Yes. I'm in there, bro
I'm in there. We got to do a street together. Yeah, no
You're now
Yeah, listen, if you fucking go man, I want you to have the fucking best time
But remember when you rang me last week, I said it'll be over by the first leg. I was fucking right, weren't I?
No, you said it would be three now. It's two now
Bro, do you know what Liverpool is capable of, buddy?
I guess, you know?
Brother, with a great interest back, that Liverpool was under Jurgen Klopp.
You've got Arnie fucking slot, bro.
Bro's gonna go 4-2-4 and hope for the best.
Bro, it doesn't, like, look.
If Liverpool wins the second leg, I'm gonna be there to stream the game.
What time is the game at? 3 p.m.?
No, it's 8 p.m., mate.
In U.K.? Perfect!
8 p.m. U.K., yeah.
Wait, what are you doing Thursday?
Are you doing anything Thursday?
Ah, what day, what day, what's the day?
It's the 16th, the 16th, your favorite age.
Okay, watch that shit.
Bro, I'm training every morning besides Tuesday.
Oh no, no, no, no, the bomb voice day.
I'm not training that day.
Okay, so what are you doing at night on the 16th?
Are you streaming again?
Yes, I'll be streaming every night, yes, yes, yes, yes.
okay nor is i might have to think it's something to do maybe a first day night
yeah that's fine no but no problem what some other make
right you you go and fucking entertain your stream and i hope you fucking have
a great time when you go to deliver poor game have you even got tickets yet
i don't even have tickets i'm gonna ask for that much there
do you want me to
okay i'm tracking trying to find you
Yeah, what is tickets to a box in Liverpool, in Liverpool side at Anfield?
Right, okay.
3 hands 4 to get a box.
Okay, so, let's say a box, you're probably, okay, so if you did, oh no, you're going to have to go in a box, yeah.
Yeah, I think you're going to have to try and find someone with a box, mate.
How expensive is it?
No, I just can't find them whatsoever.
I'm in a normal tickets 300 quid so you're probably going to be talking at least a couple of grand
Yeah, they might do but they won't win the time they might win one no mate, but they're still going out
The same as you after this round fucking no one mate, so don't try that shit because we will fuck
That's weird, nothing came up.
Yeah, did it.
Why don't you type in 3008 or 1999 or 1968?
I'll come up then.
All right.
All right, James.
I'm going to see you in England, and I'm going to lick your asshole.
I will hold you to that, mate.
Ah, I fucking love him.
I absolutely fucking love him.
7th with Bonnie Blue, yeah probably not to actually, um against Leeds, yeah you know
Dumbbell, Leeds will be getting battered this weekend I promise that now, later 7th
of 17th, thank you very much.
Do you know what Lord Wattnando, he said he's going to get here for a certain time
and then he fucking moves it more on, fuck off, so frustrating.
I don't know what I said now and you're making me think about it and I can't remember what
Come on out, say.
Let's roll that underneath, bit.
Move on. We're not tactics.
Two banks are four. Two banks are four.
We're going to use wingers.
You're going to rate fucking them, Shackle.
You're going to get some rate ads, you bastard.
And you're fucking fussing it.
Get the ball down. Park, say.
Open down them today.
Open down them. Bombing on.
Put a shift in.
Fuck his skin. If that is a chance.
Throw. Park, say, by the way.
one grey hour on his head. The person Jinx is asking for his chat GBT. Let me fucking
to see what he's doing. But how expensive is it to get a box at this thing? At the Anfield?
I don't know, I mean, I'd be able to get one, but it's just,
because like obviously Wolves did it for mile on a run for a PR point of view, right? That's why.
250 euros full VIP experiences with premium seats and dining could cost more often upwards of around 500 pounds
The exact pricing can depend on the package and seating so checking with official sources or resellers is best for up-to-date availability
Okay
W. Bernard that's doable chat now. Here's the thing that's doable want me to do this
Because that could have come back. I said to your 50 grand and that was still doable you
because I'll try and see what I can do I'll try to reach out to like Liverpool's
like media thing and I'll try my best but would you guys rather we do a desktop
gaming stream that night or stream the Liverpool PSG game remember I've never
been to a pro football game before. What would y'all rather we do, run a ball.
If he actually goes it'd be so funny. In the score it's 2-2.
or desktop stream gaming?
Oh yeah.
Well Bill Bowell loses anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Goyner!
If he can't get a box he's gonna absolutely swam. No one hundred percent.
He'll be done. If he can't get a box he won't have to watch it.
Oh, he's run over yet.
Wait, when's Ron coming over?
This is insane run you don't know crazy my whole channel saying I'm lying. They were like that's fat
That's bad. That's bad. That's bad bad bad pick up my fucking dorks in this
Tomorrow
Rose ready night. It's yeah, I actually can't
Rose where are you night? It's your I don't know why
I don't think it's a script.
Hey, the Fresh Prince, 511 months mate.
Thank you very, very much mate.
I appreciate it a lot.
511 months for that.
Legend, welcome back in, man.
Right, let me fucking get me PlayStation on.
Oh, don't tell me my pad's dead.
What the fuck?
There we go, different one is.
Nice.
["The World's Your Money"]
Oh, what a tune.
Hey, Jordan, you have a 26 mate.
What the boy?
What a tune!
They enter!
Are they in this car?
Yeah we'll have to, oh, okay, let me start this out
just one moment before we all start spamming echo please
yep just bear with me and just looking for something
Yep, still looking for it.
That's the wrong one.
There we go.
We'll see, I'll go, I'll go, it's definitely not that.
Activate.
Activate.
Activate.
There's a bit of an echo. Yeah, now I can hear it. I'm just trying to sort it out.
I can't help but notice he's not...
there.
Well, I'm gone.
Well, my old gas cell's not coming up, which is a big, big problem here.
Let me unplug it and plug it back in. Yeah, now I can hear the echo.
It's fucking me.
bang bang there we go the screen's black yet you know I could hear and see that thank you
just gonna unplug it and plug it back in barely please
should be all right
I was wondering what's going on more than anything
I'm still here.
Yeah, no, I can see it.
I can definitely still see it.
Yeah, so this might be awkward because I can't.
Just curious to why it's not coming up yet.
No, I can't, no, I can't, I know.
What's up, Karim and Chaz?
Fuck.
Camera or Capture Card?
Interesting.
One nil carman jazz broon and I don't know how we, oh there we go.
That's weird.
Why's it not coming up?
There we go, just have to unplug it and plug it back in.
Now we're cooking, now we're feeling sexy and now we're looking good.
Still not there, though, for that.
Oh, that's interesting, just one moment.
Muted, I'm not muted.
Bank, I'm not muted.
Very weird, you keep trying to do this.
Very weird. You are.
Well, when I say I'm not, when I say I'm not muted and you say you are, it's quite evident that you can hear me.
I mean, I've noticed that it's way fucking up, so.
But I want to say why it's not.
Hmm.
Bang
Hello
There you go
You're not muted now learn I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fucking lose my mind
Right give me a minute chatting it does that should be good
Whoa
I'll show you how it works.
Yeah.
Can we stay out for the weekend?
I'm playing golf and looking too old.
Can you find all that Mr. Old Four?
There's been a place with millions of gold
You cannot train yourself to notice
To feel pain and swore of fear
But can you stay up for the weekend next year?
God, I can't do this anymore
Though I'll be late down on the floor
As many feet walk through the door
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh, fuck off.
Bro! It's so weird why you do this. It's so weird why you do this.
It's not, George, George makes it so unreliable.
It's the fact that Karimanchaz also puts effort. It just means obviously bullshit.
So this caravan chas says F is done
He's done
Chut L L in the chat for caravan chas L in the chat for caravan chas. He gave that whole plan away
He gave that whole plan away chat
And welcome to the fuck's sake why are you putting double you this fucking guy gets away with murder
This guy gets away with murder, bro. He's a fucking asshole
another Sidemen holiday this time we're in Asia
oh Asia split into two teams as per usual one team is going on holiday worth
twenty thousand pounds wait why what is this a $200 versus 20,000
let's just say obviously not on a watch it's rather than in Ando's chat
impossible much money at all as you may know the Sidemen charity that's
This is next week, in a pizza video, we'll be the teams of the charity match.
Simon FC.
I'm Simon FC.
I'm Simon FC.
YouTube all starts.
Yeah baby.
Oh you're on there too.
Home advantage.
Uh, you guys go that way.
Hey!
Where the fuck's my alluma?
Are you fucking mad?
Ah, oh.
Oh no, I've got it, no mind, no mind, no mind.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I got it.
You guys go that way.
Okay.
Let's go.
I see them.
I'm getting it.
My Trey is.
Good luck, everyone.
I hope you have a nice free match camp.
Wait, so I'm curious there.
Whoever does this, do they plan the video and decide the teams because I'll be honest,
if it was up to me, I'd be honest, if it was up to me, right, I'd purposefully
put me something I mean I would have to for the integrity of the video would you
not just purpose to put yourself on the good team
they spin the wheel for the team
you are the best stats I've got the worst okay sure whatever you say I mean
this doesn't gonna tell us it might quick before it starts to get dark
Yeah, it's a car waiting for you.
What the fuck am I getting you off there?
You have to drive.
You don't want to drive here.
You don't want to drive here.
You are the good.
No, we're not.
Just circle would not be bad.
Yeah, it'd be like walking trail.
I didn't even find the car.
None of us are going to switch.
Welcome to Thailand.
As you've been watching.
Alright, one minute.
Um
No, I'm trying to use the old ball and make and go to
Unless you want to go should so we're getting the train
They're getting a lovely cut. Yeah
Here's the thing like it's actually so much law that you've always been the shit team
But this is this is the one where it changes. This is and it'll be double as good because it'll be like, oh my god
I'm fine. I like place to go. Yeah
Who does this? You know you're like, oh you want this is one of what you want the good to like you really
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The good team here is going to be unbelievable.
It's going to be insane.
The bad team is going to be...
Yes.
Yes, Jake, you OK, mate?
Not too bad, yeah. Start me down today.
Yeah, interesting bullshit.
Just a quick one.
I've actually had 10 minutes, yeah.
Is that all right?
Close me to the hand-doles.
Mate, you have 10, 10 minutes.
No, you can have 10 minutes.
Yeah, it's fine so much, mate.
No, I'll see you in 10 minutes.
Bye-bye.
Hey there.
We're cut.
We're finished.
We're finished.
Yeah, we are, we are.
But look, just enjoy the experience, even if we get bombed.
I mean, that doesn't look...
Wait, what is it? The one with the tyres on top of it?
Or is it the one that was this one here?
Oh, that's alright.
That's alright.
That's alright.
Wait, where are they?
VIP style.
Oh, yeah.
VIP style.
Yeah.
That does not bode well.
That's fine.
That is my only thing.
Yeah, right.
no I don't trust you just don't just so
good boys I'm in Thailand I'll back off
remember I said I like I think he has
tell where like from line just the
outside
yeah I feel that tell you Josh I asked
it what in the airport I thought what I
asked me airport and I said oh yeah
I'm gonna be oh so Josh holds it but
he doesn't actually go back yeah
He just gulped.
Okay.
He panicked.
He panicked.
He thought of you knowing what he's up to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And also, he's side of an FC, so he's going to look after side of an FC.
Yeah, man.
He's got a game in a week, man.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The game coming up.
We could be going to another major city.
What?
Cool.
He does, he swaps teams.
Ah, right.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, that's how lucky he is.
I'm on my dick start.
What the...
We're not.
Everybody get your dick set up.
It's not funny to joke about Arsenal, but I'm a league.
For many fans, football is more than just entertainment.
It represents passion, loyalty and years of emotional investment.
TJ, before I even continue fucking reading that, shut the fuck up you stupid cunt.
Okay, I'm worried now, boys.
Yeah, because I'm not sitting there.
You're shitting your butt over here.
We should have been at a luxury villa in the foothills at Lang Cog right now.
But we are not. We are in the middle of Lang Cog.
Here we go.
It's time, baby.
Oh, it is.
Oh, this is...
It's that heat.
It's a different type of heat.
Why is it time?
Oh, we get to read, don't we, yes?
My favourite.
I can't wait to see your face once you've walked to a hotel called PR Place.
Is that it?
This is a positive resting place.
Yes?
Positive resting place.
Oh, Humpt Rectum?
Well, Air Force Museum.
I'd like to go to that.
Let's go to Humpt Rectum Hotel.
Sure, then.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no.
It's all right.
No, we're not going on bikes are we?
Oh, I'm very excited. Here we go. We've been dropped off on the side of the highway in the middle of Bangkok. Oh
No, what do you mean? Oh, no?
All right, welcome to 7-eleven a popular Thailand trend. You have to thousand bucks. How much is that?
It is like 20 quid, okay
Well thousand bucks to spend we must spend all our money and after we've got all we head to the car
Right, so what's it called? A thousand bat munch.
Yeah, a thousand bat munch.
I see no butt nudge.
We are boots on the ground.
Oh, no, boys.
At least it all smells yummy.
It does.
It's not the least sign ahead of us.
That says PR place.
Did they go for one night, Jack?
Yeah.
Yes!
Oh yeah.
We deserve this!
Oh yeah.
What happens when you don't believe in God?
790 Bats.
What is that?
790 Bats.
790 Bats.
It's got to be like what?
Like two pounds.
Is this the entrance?
Yeah.
But down there is the entrance.
Sometimes too.
Oh, it's time to have fun, boys.
Oh, we're in here.
Oh, we are the content makers.
16 hour flight.
Oh my God.
Oh, banana in a bag.
Banana in a bag.
Sorry.
Yes.
What is that?
It's coconut candy.
We'll find out what it actually is.
Shall I get some shrimps?
I will not eat convenience store shrimps.
But you feel brave.
I'll have it. I'll have a little bag.
Yeah, why not?
We spent 985 back.
Pretty good to be fair.
Go on, Ethan, do us.
Oh, OK.
To be honest.
I bet you saw the hotel and were shook, shook.
Your next mode of transport is a...
Shook, shook.
Where do you put the bags?
I'll put this up here.
Like that.
I'll put that one there.
Yeah, there you go.
And squeeze in.
Yeah, we'll do this.
Yeah, and then I'll do this here.
And then, Kase, I've got to squeeze in.
And you're right there.
You and your suitcase.
Yeah, put your suitcase there.
Come on, come on, man.
Welcome in.
All right, why would you put your suitcase in after you?
Oh, for you?
Oh, you can just take it.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I'll play it.
Listen, I've got to have all of this.
I'm already doing something.
And then I'll play Rocket League with Jinx.
Is that safe?
Ha, you're getting no luggage.
Wait, that, you sure it won't fall off?
I'm not.
Oi!
I'll give you a pass to do this.
Yeah, re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re!
Yeeeeeeees!
Oh!
I'm not playing Rocket League in ages.
Yeeees!
Woo!
Say hey to the camera!
Nah, bro, there ain't no space.
There's no space bro. Oh my god. What the hell?
Everything smells unreal.
Smells really good.
Smells like, like, Chinese Thai food.
AHHHHH!
No, what do I... No, don't...
WHAT THE HELL?!
Chocolate crackers?
Bring in the two.
Oh no, there's the software stuff there.
And then last but not least,
we're going to be trying to be helping here.
I got us. Now this is dinner right here.
Bye.
What is that?
Central veggies.
Yeah, we'll just do a bit.
Get a kettle for it.
I'm gonna be fine.
He's bad team ready.
You know what?
No matter what Josh does to us today,
he can't take away our thousand baht.
We've spent it.
We've spent it.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm not light about that, I'm over time.
How am I getting a tuk-tuk cough chat?
They're fucking cheaper than a black cab, I know that.
I'm optimistic as time passes.
Listen, just enjoy the AC.
Yeah, just enjoy it.
Yeah, it's okay.
Enjoy the journey.
Could you set the cap?
Nah, because Uber's are cheaper.
I like this.
You can haggle.
Okay, okay.
Man.
Man.
You can hackle him.
Come on.
It's really cheap, Fuzz.
Yeah, what's up, man?
How you doing?
You want to take a photo?
We got time.
Cheers!
noise man, keep mo-pedding away
oh fucking fuck that
what a fucking shit joke
you coming after him?
why is he talking through the bottle?
alright well, now it's just awkward
yeah yeah yeah
ohhhh
it's not looking good noise
it's not looking good
a bone in the bottle hasn't just a two hour drive because of the 20 quid in a taxi so you can imagine how she gets up to the F.L.A.S.
I can't.
I was really genuinely...
A two hour drive is not 20 quid in a taxi.
I really did.
I really did.
What do you mean in Thailand?
You're good now. You've learned just too much. But I believe the entire way here I believe.
The thing is one more twist is possible.
So like if this is not...
Oh, in Thailand!
He's still having a chance.
He's gonna be a little hostile.
He's gonna be a hotel.
Oh, no.
That's got a good feeling about this.
Oh, my stomach's dropped.
Bro, just put me in the bad hotel already.
I wanna get out.
I want beer, John!
This feels bad, team.
We'll be back at the fucking train station.
We'll be back at the FCR.
We're about to be out of place.
Oh
Yeah, it's a titan in Thailand
Mary looks curious. Oh
My god
He's down, he's not seen us coming.
Ah, such a fucking...
Never believe this man.
That's it, that's it.
Excuse me.
No, that was actually me.
Don't actually scold me.
What are you doing here?
What is this?
40 minute, yeah, I'm quite a bit of a loovertunner though.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure it does.
It's a loovertunner hotel.
Yeah, but it doesn't look like a...
Is it a poop loovertun or poop loovertun?
This doesn't look like loovertun area, right?
It says LVO.
Yeah, but it's not...
Yeah, but I'm not seeing LV.
Oh, it does say Michelin 236 though.
Oh, hang on a minute.
There's a queue.
There's a queue.
Hang on a minute.
Hello.
So, it is the loovertunner hotel.
Yeah, do you want to do it? They're gone.
I don't come near you. I'm done.
Yeah, I am just. I'm just fishing me nando's. I'm really done.
I'm just going to change the grid and they go on for opening.
I'm going to change.
And just like that, we are on the bad team again.
Alright.
Come on.
Congratulations. You've made it to the Louis Vuitton Hotel.
Okay.
I'll put them in the next envelope.
You open the one that actually comes up.
So yours was not bad. Okay.
Fun fact.
It's not a hotel. It's only a shot get back in your car onto a boat. You must hot
Hey Dylan give it a 10 EV for the five months love go on even for the chair to love
Go on easy. Thank you very much Rita. I appreciate the five months John for the 11 months as well
Thank you very much John welcome in brother
I love you daddy ginger. I love you. You're my idol
Daddy ginger
It's a right turn ahead, yeah.
That's an interesting one.
Back to PR.
The only hope we can have is that big black building.
That big black one is the only home we've got.
Come around, brother.
It's over.
We're turning right.
I don't believe it again.
Don't!
Don't!
I'm trying out your state.
Don't!
No, no, no.
No, what the?
No!
There's a weird problem.
What are they going?
man we've been with a 7-eleven yeah they went to boogey
yeah of course he does he gives you he gives you the hope that the hope this
much of the hope that kills you bro no I don't know I think it's still on oh wait
wait we're back on we're back on why oh okay let me hear it go on two very
great hotels are on the river oh we're back on we're back on and you asked
Six on a toilet!
You're not staying?
You said four seats and the four duck won't see you!
Don't believe it!
Which video was it where Harry had the meltdown?
Which one was that?
No, no, we're going for the last.
Private residences, private residences.
Get off me!
The ancient name!
The UK one.
I'm starting to get giddy.
I found it, man.
Oh, man.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, wait, wait.
Here we go, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
London fells.
Fuck that.
Bro, if I got initiated all in London, I'd fucking refuse the...
What the...
That is so bad.
Okay.
But if we pull up at this hotel, I would know
Okay
Oh my god, I've done it
No, they're gonna leave it because we're going somewhere else.
Yeah!
Ah!
I've accepted, I've really accepted, the fact we're still in the city center is really
bad.
Really really bad.
Hello again.
Do we need a bag?
Yeah, we're taking our suitcase to the start.
Yes, okay, fantastic.
You mean this?
I mean, yeah, I mean, wow, wow, we're in fucking... We're in China.
Now, what if we pull up and we're fucking yop-ing?
And there is a world where it's happening.
That's what I'm saying. And at that point, it's cemented.
No, no, this is it.
No, don't do it. Don't do it.
Cos we're... You know what's gonna happen when we go upstairs, and we're gonna see the others.
Oh, thank you so much!
We're gonna go upstairs, see the others, and they're gonna go,
oh, we just wanted you to see where we're staying.
Uh...
I think you'd like us to get some more, yeah?
Okay.
Oh, of course.
Toby prays for this and I'm out here enjoying.
Oh, look at those a couple of chips left.
No, Vic again.
Oh, wow.
Vic and I always, no, no, no.
Look at that, bro.
You should have just stopped.
We're not, we're not, are we going to a room right now?
Is it good?
Yeah, all right.
We can also get back to the air and put the time, yeah?
Yeah.
Don't see a yacht.
What do you see?
I don't see anything.
This is nice.
This is nice.
OK, right, let's see what we do.
I will wager Jinx it after I've done my GTA.
That's a nice boat.
That's a party boat.
No, it's not, I say.
No, that's a regular boat, right?
That's a party boat.
Is that when that one was not stopped?
No, it's not.
So that's not our boat.
I think it was all Chadwrecked.
No, no, no, okay, all right.
They're going to be in drag.
I will wager Jinx it after I've done my GTA.
High-fiving, too.
And then I'm going to go.
Unless these aren't ready yet.
Yeah, generally.
Hey, what's the hold up here, Jake?
Oh
Just driving around GL-minded shooting people. So there's what?
Driver allow driving around on GL-minded shooter people right well, I've got jinx you want to play in here
So if these aren't ready, I'm fucking I'm not doing it
Right you
Bit of ice you well, I know I'm well of in your right
You're not the problem. It's them to what it says even life
is coming on you. No, he's live right now. He's going live for that. Yeah, but he basically
has got a new intro. Live on Twitch right now. Why are you on business today? Why am
I on business? Because last time we planned to do this, everyone fucked me over. I'm
I'm now being asked to play with Jinx and I'm choosing to do this first, right?
So I'd like to just make sure we're all on the same page here and understand...
Chaz is on, I'm on, Teiz is coming on, but Teiz doesn't wish to come on until... oh shit...
until his new intro is done, but he's going to play until his new intro is done basically.
Alright, I'm just gonna 1v1 Jinx.
What? No! What?
Oh what? No what? Well I'm gonna win it.
Whoa, whoa, that's the last...
We've got this ready, we're all ready!
I know, it's mad innit?
So, is that...JK?
Are you alright?
Yeah, you're alright. Just a quick question.
If Jinx is bringing you now, and wants to 1v1, what's your answer?
Mate, I'd fucking buy his handoff.
There you go then, so why can't I?
Because if we're being honest, actually, we should have done this two weeks ago, but you used what it took me over.
This wasn't my fault, I wanted to play it for time.
That is true to be fair, it's not your fault.
Right, we'll get that on. Just to clarify, I wanted to just revolt that information.
Hello?
You all right Chas mate?
Chas is doing that for you again.
What am I doing in a private life?
Oh fuck.
You mean you feel like a cherry?
I'm in the middle of a fucking...
Oh Chas.
Where's your military?
What the fuck?
I'm just having a fucking mad holier.
Oh, I'm back in.
Lee, could you stand your score up for us, please?
What have I just heard?
I've not got control of my own PC.
Say that again, sorry.
Lee's doing football life on my PC as we speak, so I've not got control of it.
Right, OK. Is there a new one out, or something?
Yeah, 26. Oh
Here we go pitch out or not actually live for this shit, you know, actually old G highest live for last week
I mean you're going around Tesco
Tinge there's no good in holding
Because when you squeeze something tightly
It coats off blood circulation and you'll be having a
I don't want that, you don't want that. Okay, so let's let's let's let's let go of grudges. That's a fair point
Hold on a minute. I'm getting done for criminal damage here boys. Fuck
In an F1 car again did you?
No
Hold on, are they?
Tell them, you asked what Seiji's doing?
Yeah, he's waiting for Shreve to try to get the sword in. Yeah, but he said he's gonna play in Slate Store anyway
Juggler!
My man Morgan
If James he rang you right now and said he was a 1v1 on faith what what would you do?
probably for him
There we go. Why does it wanna play you?
Fuck I'm gonna
Do you get some gifted out of him he shit?
I know but jakey's trying to try to flip it and make me look bad
Do it James do it. He was like basic like oh yeah, but what's that?
I've had your chat with one of us that as well.
Yeah, but Jakey was there just trying to make me look bad because obviously I
agree to this he's like oh yeah yeah but if it was one of those you'd slag us
off and all that I wouldn't do anything.
You fucking what? Sorry when did I say any of this?
No, you don't act like you didn't and I was sat there thinking well I know straight away if it was
if it was anyone else and they'd also do it and then all of a sudden it's
now like. I mean it's just shit from Jake's, to be honest. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe
in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out, well said. Oh, where is Taze? Hey, sirre.
Tays on speaker
How'd you reach in health on GTA bang bang eat snacks
Call the shit no, that's fucked up
Is it funny is it
I a tays, all right. Yeah, we all three are on it
I don't know. Are you hoping in both both call? Yeah, yeah. Alright, see you in a sec.
I'm fine. Yes, I fixed it. Why is wrong my camera? Chat, my camera look wrong.
I just need to get a new webcam. What webcam would you boy suggest?
I wouldn't suggest a webcam, I'd look at yourself and go, I'm Jakey Davis, let me get a proper camera.
Yeah, you're right.
Hold on a minute, achieve the highest cost of damages, er, the cash... Wait, I've not got... I'm sorry about that, what the fuck?
Do you know that hurts me each other? You've been robbed of a certain section of your childhood, yeah, where you didn't play GTA online.
He's also been robbed of his childhood, er, or his middle age life as well, where he's got to watch Arsenal win the league, because Arteta can't get him over the line.
I got some you got to what sorry
You got to what sorry
I got to I got to play GTA 5 I was in second risk or which is arguably its prime Jake when GTA battle
Was in year five. I literally played the prime of the day literally and I saw boobies in year five on what?
That's also true, but can I also say some of it actually on top of confetti for just for a minute
Have you see what they're adding to the pitches next season?
For the next game. No, why is it they're gonna make them dry and wet?
So if you're yocker as you can choose your dry or a wet pitch
I get it
The pitch was quite dry to be honest. Yeah, probably gonna you can choose a weather before you go into a game
Oh, sorry ging. It's just not funny. Is it?
It's a great change. It makes it more realistic.
Dad.
Dad.
Pitch was dry, 2-2.
Right, and what are we doing? Are you going to do this to June?
Nice. I'm going to look at it for a minute.
What is Tee's doing?
This is why. I'm just going to keep him out of shot.
shot. Okay, get a gypsy on. I've got you there for the bobbin on Tuesday. Oh, is he doing
that? Yeah. Oh, shit. The thing is, I get your angle. It's actually, it's actually.
Right. Oh, by the way, boys, look at me, boys. I got a gypsy for the video. I can
see your angle, even the little, the little half full path afterwards. When you get one
I'm out at ten and it's on 885,000 views. Sorry. 900,000 now.
What's his face, is it?
But we know you're the goat. You're the fucking goat.
You know you're the goat.
Nah, fuck up. You're just being sarcastic.
I'm not. You're the goat.
Me voice, hang on, chat.
Oh.
Oh, one of my shoes's staying flat.
One of my shoes's flat now.
Sorry, challenge picks it up.
But it's the things you say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No games.
I'm liking it.
All right.
Not that.
You're.
It's not fixed.
Yo, boys, I got to say, you're all right.
You're all right.
I've got that.
I've got your voice that we took fix again.
One minute,
where we go.
It's fine.
Oh, I'm flying!
Fuck!
You're flying without the wings!
Yeah, can I?
Oh, shit!
Let me drive to my house so I can sell the high threader.
Go on, Tom, for they must see me.
Right, are we breaking my key out tonight, then?
Yeah, I think so.
Are we breaking my cow? Are we breaking my cow?
I'm stuck in a tree. Yeah, we're getting him out.
What's not funny? We know it's not.
It's a serious offence.
And I'm going to chat
Brilliant. If chat grassy's result were full, so we need to keep on the down one
Vod guy just said to me fucking keep him in there keep him in there. I think it's done by United Britain
You can't have that from Vod guy like Jay, you've got to put me in a spot. I want to have that from Vod guy to be honest
I just want you to fuck who anyway
Who's he talking about here yeah, I don't know
Well, I've got someone speaking fucking man burning me Chaya
JK send biceps please okay got fucking fine and first
Oh, bro, don't I might have a big bicep try them
Oh my god, Liam Ross in a sack
Yeah, Chelsea's manager sucked.
Why has he actually been sucked?
Yeah, I bet his brother would be his best fit for the CDM and the World Boys, as I say,
after the third goal today. Unbelievable for him.
They've actually sucked him, that's bad.
Yeah, it's great.
Honestly, they must go for a right few quits, you know.
They must go for a right few quits, you know.
Did you see Gennacchio speak?
No, let me hear you in the back of your head.
I can actually speak.
Now let me hear you ain't nothing but a heartache
Ain't nothing but a mistake
I've never wanted to hear you say
I've wanted that way
J's got tears, I've never wanted
Oh, is this one of them fun facts? I do like pickpockets going to Westtown. Yeah, basically
I
Susie
Sugar mama sugar mama. She's my sugar mama
nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah nuh-nah
Go on Suzie, favorite of 25 love, I appreciate you a lot.
Honestly, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you so much Suzie.
You are a fucking unbelievable woman.
Thank you so much love, I appreciate that a lot.
Fucking sugar mama.
She's a milk and she's a sugar mama.
Fucking go on.
Thank you very much Suzie love.
I've never had a sugar mama before.
I appreciate that honestly.
Thank you.
Yeah, watch out. He's getting
trained tomorrow. He's four.
Oh, okay. Oh, four. I've been
going to save. By the way, if
you use might as well come and
actually just go to ball as if
you are going to do anything
during the day. Um if we're not
allowed to stream it, we're
Where has this come from?
I'm not, Jake said you said you wouldn't be allowed.
Yeah, I think he's going to be very unlikely, if I'm honest.
One minute.
Jazz! Five out of five, mate!
Go on, Jazz! Thank you very, very much, mate.
No, he's not going to get excited talking shit.
Thank you very much, Jazz Heartbeat.
I appreciate the five. Love your fucking legend.
Thank you.
I'll be your sugar mama.
Fucking go on, then.
I am open to more of those.
Right, I'm back.
I think that's what he said.
There'd be idiots, lots of that straight there.
Is that what Jakey said?
he went to think of all the eyes of ballerleague.
Mental.
That's any snuff Barley way man, I'm trying.
Yeah, but that's too much weight.
Like, bro, you can't sit there and think you're bigger than fucking Barley.
It's watched by more than the Premier League, mate.
I'm just gonna go and get a drink.
Everyone stand up before you.
I've got Chasar in. I just need
Say he's in Jinjin. The prison
brain. That looks like a lot.
Jesse.
Jesse.
It could actually pass me.
Oh my, that could actually
look like he passed and says
he's dead, potentially. That
actually could. Right boys, I
might go in there if you just
take the piss off mid-air for
it more reliable
why is Beano?
why's the money started?
there is no your half
there's only my all of it
I'll watch the Aries show
I'm just getting better all the right now.
I love that melody.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go. I'm ready, mate. Let's get into this.
Let's wait for the next two.
I am the danger.
I'll be the getaway driver right I'm back sorry about that oh god me I'm in a fucking
proper happy mood man I'm gonna get up early tomorrow and go Jim yeah so have you invited
me you little munchkin I am have you checked in
I'm asking a boy!
I don't want that.
Yes you do.
It is you Davies! I love you my little pookie bear!
You don't think it's you, I'm asking a boy.
Oh, I hope you said that.
Davies my little pookie bear!
What happens if we go to Scotland then?
Can we go to Jamaica?
It is!
Oh, that's a bit of...
Are they going for a week?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck?
What's happening?
There's something behind me.
I'm going to take a prediction here and say
Jyn's not enough shit himself
and now he's saying there's a ghost.
Yeah, and I'm going to take a prediction here
that we're still going to be waiting at quarter two
for that fucking mank to join.
Yeah, that is true how can you call him that? Well, you know what?
Hey, Elliot Joe prime if thank you bro, you need to get this guy now you can't yeah cuz Jakey's
You're a parent online. I'm not a parent offline
Yeah
What the fuck is he got in? Get out!
It's weird though isn't it?
Because it's like, you should support your local but you should also win titles when you're 12 players.
Oh! He's nibbled!
He's nibbled!
Ah! He got ya!
I'm not nibbled because I don't care.
Get him out!
What is it? What is it? It's not gonna let me join into someone isn't it?
Yeah, it's getting nice.
I'm cheering for that one.
I'm not gonna let him join into someone isn't it?
Yeah, it's getting nice.
I'm cheering for that one.
I'm cheering for that one.
I'm cheering for that one.
I'm cheering for that one.
There we go.
He's out.
You can join now.
I'm cheering for that one.
I was in 20 minutes, I'll have my streaming troll.
I'm fucking buzzing for you mate.
Why are you watching Jake?
And it's James LVP, I can't even...
Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
Tell them you don't even support your local, you fucking slab.
You should support Everton. Yeah, that's because I fell out with him.
You fell out with him? Why? Because he dropped you, because you were shit.
Yeah.
Haha!
Oh, does it! Here comes the air, comes down another wing!
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
Fuck you, no, when you got drunk, you're fucking up!
It's up.
It's not funny, hold on, here comes the dad!
I'm trying.
You know, Toby, Toby, yeah, he tried, he tried to...
I'll take you to the staff, don't ruin it!
You fucking punk!
Yes! You're up, Jake!
JTB, one more time please.
What do you mean, I've got to invite you one more time? What is it?
Invite him now!
Wait, what if I got 9 mil?
What the fuck?
I got 9 mil in cash.
Right.
Who is ready for GTA Hearts?
Jinx, what about GTA?
So, is that funny, is it, Jake?
funny, mate. I'm not, I'm all German. I'll fucking unleash on you, mate.
You know, that's what he's reposted about. He's reposted about his earnings anyway.
Oh my God, bro!
Yeah, I didn't like that.
Jack, did he repost it about his earnings?
Correct.
Correct.
Correct.
And I corrected it in the comments.
What did you say? What did you say?
I should have said...
He said, apparently I've got 500k now.
So I corrected him and said, I was a multimillionaire at 15.
Just corrected him.
Do you know the little fucking video shower I got with JT Davies net worth from when he started to now
And it ended on like 300 grand and JT reposted it
mud
Yeah, and yeah, it's looking for months to buy a backpack
Isn't that worth aren't you in the bank?
No, it's
Taking everything into account
The lock-in boy is in.
I can't hear it.
Good to have one of them on the floor.
I can't hear nothing.
That's weird, isn't it?
Can't figure out who this is, pal.
No, it's James.
It's James Jim in the morning.
Oh, I'm taking a very...
Guys, this is a crime.
How many times have you said it?
That's never actually the first time I've actually...
A boy doing a remorse.
What?
Is that who?
The picture that you're on is I am.
You're doing it up in the gym, alright.
Do you want to take my family's trauma and make it a joke?
Family's trauma? What are you going on about?
Think of the other family's trauma.
Ha!
Fucking yada yada yada. Are we robbing a fucking...
I mean what are we doing here?
Right fucking great camera that
Which one do you want to do first? Do you want to steal a plane? Steal a boss or steal a station?
Steal a plane, right. Come on guys, let's love a plane.
Your experience of being high alright. Okay let's go.
I get it. Drugs and shit.
Oh turns out on the pilot. Oh, you know
Was this would be a great pop gaming video
Yeah, but later
Make it one
Oh, right. Yeah. No, we know nothing so Lindsay
Boys I bugged the pilot. He did too far moving over. Yeah, he did not give it up. I
Don't know. I'm not me. Well, so we will record them and sink
now I'm just gonna hit you on the butt
I'm Tyrone I'm here to fuck your wife
Thank you pardon
You've been pardoned
I like that one
Thank you
Oh whoa
Oh boy
What are you on about?
I'm not a star
I'm not a star
No I'm real
I'm not a star
Jakey David, my little boo boo mate!
Hello!
Most of us like that, I don't love you two again though.
Jakey, can you run you up please Chas?
Nah Chas, it's too big for me now, fuck that.
Ha ha ha ha!
Fuck!
What?
It's too big for you Jake.
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha!
All right!
Ah, Jake!
You need to lock you.
Ellie might lie to him, but I'm not preferable, Jakey.
I'm going to get extra percentage now you're getting more than two.
Hey, pick doctor for the 38.
Can we ready up please?
Oh, you won't guess who's not fucking ready.
Come on, mate. Let's get it ready. Thank you.
Here we go. Right, let's get out of there. Let's go.
Let's go.
Remember, if we're robbing a higher level plate,
a very intense mission. Potential car puncher here. Oh shit, my car's over here. I've got
to arm a Karima work as a team. I've got to get in mine, I'll watch this. Oh no, I've
got a bad cheat. Get in mine. Oh I'm driving a cheater. I've got to arm a Karima. Oh
Oh my god.
Get in this, get in this, get in this.
Oh no, I didn't want to do that.
Ah!
GK!
GK, though.
You're back to gaming.
Ah!
It's returning, dickhead.
Oh, did I, dickhead?
Yeah, you did, dickhead.
Holy shit, this cat is well fast.
Despite on your roof, do not call.
Oh no, man, we're not fair.
Break check!
I thought it was going to be there first, come the fastest.
Well done mate.
Yeah well done.
Well done Lucky mate.
Yeah in a bit.
In a bit.
Wait.
Wait so does this mean that we're not filming Minecraft after stream tonight?
No we're not.
Didn't even know that was a thing.
No this is going to be a video.
No, yeah, what do you mean game audio?
Sorry
No, no, by the way
By the way, if one of us dies, yeah, it ends the heist so make sure we are walking
No way it does that's fucked up, bro
I
Jiki just wanted to let you know
No, no, I know I'm driving
So fucking talking down here. That's why
It's like sometimes you don't need telling you I mean you got to win a game you got to win a game
You don't need to kill our tech give it a big good anything. I'll just make you for come over
At least at least they put an edit on the big screen. Just yeah, I listen what's the tick to get it before the game
That's gonna make them in the lead on yeah, it's true
Ties you're even watching the game tonight, bro. Shut the fuck up. I know it's mad. No one's gonna believe it
Tays was there Tays was there watching it. Yeah, you and I Tays
What is it?
He was on stream. He was on stream not watching it.
He's not a city game. That is fucking fair enough.
You can't go to tomorrow. Fair enough.
You've been to it. Oh my god.
Fuck that. Anyway, I won't go to that game.
Yeah, oh my god.
Oh shit.
What do we do here, Rob? Rob a play?
Rob a play?
I felt like I'm going to do the other way.
What do you mean, Ty?
How are you in a position to reach me, bro?
What do you mean?
You clubbed absolute bottlejugs.
Frank, you're getting aggressive again.
I'm feeling what?
Oh, my God.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
I see Angus in him so much, you know.
You need to just not do it, though.
Ha ha ha ha.
Chill, man.
Ha ha ha.
Aw.
Aw, he's just pulled out the fucking first name there.
Fucking hell.
I was a bit off.
Aw, I should have had me have lights on.
Didn't see you.
Sorry.
Oh, do you ever just play this a miss, like, when RP was good?
Oh, sorry.
Um, yeah.
I think...
You played RP loads.
Yeah.
MRP was unbelievable, but there's no good service out of the minute
Do you prefer GT RP or GT online?
GTA online prime G8 online every single day
RP is good when when you can play what you call it
Right boys go stealth mode you
And he's watching the fury fight yesterday. Yeah
What do you think of it?
Erm...
I think he grew up into it.
Oh yeah.
Ow, ow, ow.
Right, be careful!
Right, don't do anything stupid, boys.
Wait, is it...
AAH!
Where?
SHUT UP!
KEEP RUN ME OVER!
You better not be fucking dead.
I'm not, but if Chalkey's winning me over, he's gonna make a good fucking chance.
I'm killing everyone because I'm a boss.
I'm not sure what...
Fuck off!
Yeah, I died there. I can't like shot. I'm all right
No, you're half left that's racist is it oh
Oh boys, yeah, you're right. Oh my god. No
This guy I got it
Playing all the plane inside. Yeah, I'm all the plane up guys. Why is that neither lift?
You've crushed your car, aren't you?
I'm actually a lot. Oh my god. You just don't lose it
I'm sorry even
I need snacks ASAP shop. I don't have a missus. I'm gonna go try to fucking come for eat on a game
No, he gets your help. Oh you dick. Oh
Say he's going fly the plane mate fucking I was just fucking fly it
I just had to fucking jog here.
You've just had to jog here, you're serious.
Quick boys, come on.
Oh my god, I'm getting shot. Boys, I'm getting shot.
Oh my god.
Ah!
I can't see my screen properly.
There's something like that in front of me.
There we go.
Where are we going?
Come on guys.
I can't hold him off much longer.
Boys.
What a gingers.
He's fucking up.
One, go on T's, go on T's.
Hey, what the fuck?
Oh my god, he's fucking mad.
We've all got a laser gun.
Oh my god, he's the guy from Vastastic 4.
Ah, T's you dick!
T's you fucking idiot!
What?
Oh, if we're gonna take the wing off.
How do we win this?
We just fly off.
He's gotta take it out and then we fly off.
Well, we were dry boss.
See, you've never slurped playing before.
Do you fuck?
Right, get out of here now.
Right, get out of here, get out of here.
There's a nice guy.
They're called the Vargos.
I wonder why there was always gangs on RP called the Vargos.
It's because they're an actual gang.
On me car, on me car, on his roof.
Can I get a lift?
Yeah, I'll get a wee-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is boys boys boys in control of it?
Excuse me, how can you lose control of it?
You're in the air with nothing to sack in you.
He's black smoking.
But you mean he's smoking?
He's black smoking.
He's not, he looks alright for me from where I'm looking.
Oh, does it?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Yeah, come on then.
Eat my shit.
Oh my God, you're a fucking idiot.
What is that, Jamie?
You're not going to crash.
You're fucking landed.
Oh, that's not going right.
That's not going right.
Oh my God, you're going to fire.
What, are you going to semi-car on fire?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a fire!
What have you got a semi-car on fire?
Pissed off, in a bit lads.
What is that thing moving along?
Quick, quick, quick.
We can't, we can't.
You can, you can.
We can't, we're in the game mate.
You can spectate me still.
How?
You can't.
Are you alright?
I don't think I can mate.
You can't.
I'm in the game mate.
In a bit.
You can't.
I'm teasing you.
I'm in the game, I can't.
You can't.
You can't.
Oh
To be fair me chat saying that I come now you can love to come. Oh, no, I tried all the triangles to check
Like you just said you can but don't yeah final
No, I don't know. Wait
You go no, I'll actually die
No, I'm actually gonna die if I die what stop you gonna restart the exciting mission
Stop
Oh my god.
How long do you take for you to get your intro?
A fucking long time.
Oh my, I'm actually an idiot.
No, go and get through, get through, get through, get through, get through.
No way you got through.
Passengers.
Oh my, these cars are real.
No!
What song should I play on the intro?
Play multiple songs over it.
Well, it depends what your intro is really.
Really, you want an intro that you can play different songs to, do you know why Australia just gets sick?
I just want to tell you, do you know where you're flying the plane?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, I thought you meant to go to the airport.
I'm stuck.
You need to watch this landing quick.
I don't watch.
Don't crash it on purpose, please.
To fair, you look like the guy who wants to be a part of. Come follow me.
I want to be a part of that.
You actually look like him now though, Jake, and that's a sad thing.
Well, I lied. You're repeating what I said, but...
Yeah, but mine's actually realistic.
I... I... I... I've always... I need to be a part of it.
Oh, why don't you do that? I've only been doing it the other night.
It's about passports out of date, Jake. Why don't you do that one?
Ha ha ha! No, I'm trying to do that one.
Ha ha!
Nah, come on, Jake. You said that was your favourite one.
Well, it's obviously not a British passport.
What's that? What's going on about?
Your passport!
Oh no!
Oh! Bad timing!
Oh boy is that me!
Oh no! Oh no!
Bad timing!
Me with a little bit of power, boy!
What a show!
We don't need no wings to fly
But I will see my chance to be there
Seriously, I like Man's Zoo!
Yeah, that is
What did you guys think of justin be oh shit, you got the standard. Yeah, well, yeah
Go on Callum chair of 46 make your fucking
Absolute goatee favor over the 46, but uh go on Callum. I wish it was I actually wish
I can't believe it
Sorry just a quick, wait should have gone where?
Go challenge.
Are you, mate, you've lost your mind, bro.
About fucking, it had been about on an underground trip.
No.
No, L'Oreal invited me.
No, if you do it properly.
That's pretty cool, inviting me, what?
Yeah, L'Oreal invited me.
Mate, if you wanted to fucking state to me,
I, what'd you call it?
I saw somebody, it was like 70 grand for some sort of table.
Yeah, that's to go away from the bougie stuff
if you just do it normal.
Oh.
I was doing four cases of diamonds here man, I got one point.
Ain't it?
Oh Danny Owens had a five star five star tattoo.
Ah that was good.
Excuse me.
Brandon!
Go on Brandon, thank you for the ten mate.
Fucking legend, go on the fucking boy.
Oh boys, imagine GEA 6.
That's medium.
Talk to you about him.
That's medium.
Yeah, J.K.
The whole start of the house playing GEA 6.
Ginger, Sato, me.
Oh, it could be a movie.
Hey, J.K.
Yeah.
Can you give me a...
What's...
Can you give me a wholesome word?
Two can play that game.
Two can play that game, can't they?
fat lad.
Unlucky mate. Listen don't forget I'm the fucking King of GTA.
Come at me and fucking see what happens.
Don't forget he's a GTA. I'm the King of GTA.
I fucking know GTA inside out mate.
I'll get into this.
I was charging fucking 200 quid a month for good prior and
calls himself the King of GTA mental.
There we go. There we go. Do not fuck about with me.
Yeah I've just come to get you.
I'm not stupid. I know what you did on.
What if I'm lucky just yeah, you missed every bullet
Master's gonna come and punish me. Oh no
Some hello for the father's family someone's as well did a palm tree
I was a fuck it, I was a fuck it, I was a fuck it, I was a fuck it, I'm post, I'm post, I'm post, stop me up.
What'd you say, sorry, Jacob, weren't listening.
I tried using my backpacks today, you just lagged the entire time.
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't bit rate.
No bit rate was fine but...
I don't know.
That's weird.
Have you tried speaking to someone?
Yeah.
No, someone who gives a fuck.
No one's arse bro.
This is why, this is why, this is why.
This is why, this is why, this is why.
Yeah, do you remember I said that though everyone?
Honestly, I can't wait for GTA 6 to come out.
We're all going to be sat there doing a bottle of fun with the arse,
and you're just going to be sat down.
Nah, you do realise I only stay here when it's easier for me.
I've literally streamed at the bobbos every single day.
Nah, I think you stream more at home.
Nah, I haven't.
Ah, you're not happy, are you not?
Well, can we do this off stream anyway, please? Thanks.
Appreciate that.
I don't like me shouting out in front of people.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Anyone else's mum just put and it's bit you urgent just to fucking make you shit themselves and make you call them
Nah, cuz she's probably got a fucking STD again. That's the problem. That's probably the issue
To be fair. She said urgent. So probably not the right time to tell the pisser. Yeah, probably. I probably ringriff. I was you just
Yeah
We're being urgent and all
Now we boy what was getting by news?
Errrm, yeah.
I'll probably just leave it for now, yeah.
Yeah, I'll leave it for now.
Jack, is there anything else new out that we can buy that I've not bought?
I've got a fucking pretty much everything.
Anything new out?
Jack, check me on my health journey.
McCoy's peanuts.
Bro, they're not good.
What?
Why, why are you having McCoy's peanuts, bro?
I'm being healthy.
Joe McCullough is wearing peanuts
Bro, you've definitely as your mum say peanuts are good for you. You have on you
I'm good
Feel like I've been given a fucking bag of sand there and said build me an house
Yeah, I mean this is what I have to fucking do deal with
Don't need you to build the pyramids
What's the fuck is that meant to mean?
I mean, it's made out of sound the pyramids is it now is it have you ever been to the
pyramids have you ever been to Egypt have you ever accepted and bought into the culture
No exactly so don't speak okay about pyramids like you know what they are the triangle
book 3d they're not because it's a square base so how can it be a triangle
exactly think hard not smart there's four triangles and one square so I mean
the good outweighs the bad does it know well done that's the old Einstein
Oh
You just can't have you just congratulated a paedophile
No, so much up said well denies that both ways of the other one pretty sure what you had to have just done
It's not I think it is a joke. It's not by the way chat. I've got
I'm gone
W donation called go on jazz heartbeat favorite of five jazz fucking legend we love you jazz
we do we love you jazz we do thank you very much jazz appreciate that thank you what's up
what's up left the download it imagine it shit that one guy getting fucking involved
again fucking fuck it off this shit I'm actually quite now I don't cry cuz I'll be
there to save the day superman
they're not me
how long dragon to Bonnie blue retired because she's made enough or should be a
multi-millionaire
Yeah, but he's one of those ones that he she fucking loves his sharks. You'll keep going for a bit
I hear but surely your equipment breaks. No, I've been streaming for five years
All right, I'll be streaming for five years my equipment's fine
Multi-million after five years that's a minute. Oh my god
Oh, Chaz is back, you all right Chaz?
Yes sir, you ready to go?
Yes sir.
Was it urgent?
Not really, no.
Typical suit.
Go on ever, if I'm ever gifted.
Makes a mountain out of a mould.
Speaking of mould.
RPG in your arsehole.
Never mind.
She's got a lovely mole on her right arse cheek
So as you say mall it just don't look the same it's me feel sick to be fair to a great point
Can you check now jakey makes me feel sick?
Don't even mention the word mall. Can you bring it up?
Oh, what the fuck?
Check my mole the weirdest mole you've ever seen
First of all first of all charge you've been invited take you've been invited second of all right your mole isn't the weirdest thing
I've ever seen it's the most disgusting vile and fucking
Hey
Did you be back me 25 minutes ago?
No, I went right
No, go in your phone on GGA
It's like a trap phone case. Oh
Shit, I've got it boys. Oh my god
What are you trying?
She drag and drop the video into a race you can suck profit is enabled. No, we're good to go
Oh
Oh, please
Go on Amy for the 10 love appreciate a lot. Thank you very very much. Hey, you're sexy bitch
Woman boy, I'm gonna death moment
Let's have a look at this
We looking at he's new intro and he goes live in a minute. Let's be fair. I don't want to say it
Oh Lee's streaming
Lebe streaming. Oh, I thought we didn't lead each other all his life Jeff
Hey
Leave me. I can't like a fuck on my PC. Have you now?
Like every branch. Have you know is that what I guess my little pookie bear you okay? You're on the stream on them was
Is that what I think it is?
You say hello pookie bit?
That's not the wick is it?
I'll say it, you shit it when you come to the house.
Shit it? Are you mad? I'm not there and gifting myself after.
No you shit it.
Did I yeah?
Wait a sec, you know what's going on in that fucking whack-a-golf around in that den?
That's the wrong map.
Do you mean joke about things like that?
Of music?
Yeah, I know I could actually let me up and that I should never joke about that just in cases
I don't even want to accidentally pick a golf club up go and buy one first of all and then swing it
It fucking pissed me right off
I'd never joke about anything like that. I'd put her out for a season as well
I would put her out for a while
Oh, you're right, you're right Chas. Yeah, I would get what potion she made now then
That's a potion. That's a potion.
I actually looking forward to taking it, try me.
Yeah, I can't wait to see it once a month.
See if I can't say that. I can't say that, no, sir.
You can't. I mean, I can't.
You just was bad.
Pardon?
You bring just as bad?
I know, I haven't streamed every day this week.
What have I yesterday?
Yeah, but you know what I'm on about.
Nah, that's the only reason I don't.
Dave, do you have a 24 mate? Thank you. I'm very good. Thank you Parker mate.
So, not Zabathria?
Erm...
Yes mate, if you're trying to cut weight you shouldn't be eating nuts.
No, but it depends on what you have.
No, no...
But could have been moderation.
Yeah, but...
McCoy's coated peanuts for you girls.
Yeah, no, not that, not the corn.
There you go.
So why...
I got given nuts for us in the jungle, cashew nuts. You can have them.
But again, you shouldn't be eating nuts because you don't need anything that not gives you.
And you have to start at six poppadooms after you, you know?
Yeah, which are just sheer carbs.
No, poppadooms are generally not bad, they're like 40 calories, because they're just like
there.
Yeah, I know, but it's carbs.
Jake, when should you have carbs?
When should you have carbs?
Yeah.
When you're hungry?
Oh my god.
No mate.
After gym?
I don't know, FG's apparently caught me on Twitter.
I'll give you a moment.
Superman's got another...
I'm not good.
...an army.
I'm only one.
I'm only one.
Bob
Why she pretended he's online pt
Chuck we stop turning dead is in the chat. Yeah, I know he's not
Now we're not real
We're ready up please boys
I remember the highest being more fun than this
Yeah, because now I don't say in another 20 minutes interval in between every fucking mission
Yeah, I don't say just the people ready up
Thank you, David, you ready up mate? I could but then Taysie's just not gonna be playing
You feel me on that?
Oh my god, McDonald's by your door genuinely
probably won't be. No, I know when you probably ordered it back to them, ain't
you?
He's not. He's not a customer.
He's going to start automatically, by the way, and he's not here.
If we only knew yesterday, I thought that.
Well, cheers, V-POP.
All right, we go. Let's go.
James, would you ever die your hair is a sub-a-phone goal?
that ginger actually look fucking
I'm sorry
Would you ever die your air for a summer fun goal?
No
Would you ever go bald for a summer fun goal?
No
Honestly bro
What would you actually do?
Pardon?
So what would you do?
I couldn't
Well this is the thing where it comes up with creative ideas
Here's a good one
Go for that X
Oh there we go
Yeah I'd order 500 subs
Go for that X
Go for the fix.
OK, Bino.
I've got it.
Have you got it?
I know, but you don't mind us didn't think you could.
Are you going to play or what?
You feeling a bit bad?
Yeah, I'm just going to go live while I'm at it.
You want some macaws?
I'm playing.
Yeah, go for it.
That's really nice.
Let me get the straggler.
Mm-hmm.
You're doing it.
Oh, OK.
That's all right.
Guys, Bino's alive now.
Like, what's up with him?
I think he just took a turn.
Well, very else.
Nice.
What's with you?
Yes, but this is...
Well he's doing GTA Heist for the gaming channel right now.
Live on stream.
Oh what?
Erm...
I would be a supporting to hear...
Yeah, I'm down.
...somebody...
No, it's really a GTA races afterwards being all that skin.
Nope, no.
Go on.
Slush.
Yeah.
But then what do you want to do? Do you want to make sure you pause?
Jin said nope.
Well he didn't just say nope, he said nope.
I'm joking, I don't mind.
No.
Yeah, we should visit the area since it's...
He said he will, I don't mind.
Access yeah, and so did you other?
Let me say yeah, too
What the fuck up just what?
You're bad at it. Sorry, bro. I didn't hear you. I didn't say I like that
Like can we lock it alive none of this is ever gonna go into the we're trying to make a video and you fucking talking absolute shit
I've got a vodka talking today to put his intro on how does bro not put his own intro on?
I'll take a bit off.
He's sad. Sorry mate, sorry Taze.
I feel like I've always done some hard work.
I just feel like I could have Taze in a fight.
You could if you brought a lot of weapon.
Maybe a fight versus fucking...
Let me think of something I'll come back to you.
Nah, I'd say you do something that's actually like really upset me.
That's what they say, anyone can have anyone in a fight.
I really need his one punch.
That is all such a...
He's probably not fighting, but the only person to ever lose.
Ah, fuck, I fucked it again.
I'm trying to think of a good joke here, but I can't.
Lost your touch, ain't ya?
Yeah.
I just mad-
Yeah, I just got this.
A normal 11-0 that it was me.
There's no cameras around here.
Is he alright here, then?
I was shot two hikers and normal 11-0 was me.
This is authorized work.
Oh, okay, I'm going to be behind the prison bus.
Oh, it's a pretty flip-flip!
Landed!
Wait, I'm on my way.
I'm coming. Oh, yeah, apparently it is because of that though. I'm sorry. I'm coming. Hey,
you going to the UK? You good? I'm good, thanks. I'm coming, James. It's all right. I'm coming.
Boys. Boys. Are you ready to watch me and Joe? No, I'm not. I'm fucking stealing a prison
I'm gonna die. Oh my god. Yes, Chad. I needed that. I needed that.
Dude, it's the first place. There's a video. Do you have teams?
Are you fucking dumbing? I've got to lose the cops. I've got to lose the cops.
Where are you in the bus? Yeah, I've got to go down. I'll follow him.
Hey, get the cop cars. Get the cop cars.
Nice. What did he just call me?
On me right, on me right, on me right, fuck off.
That's me mate!
Nice.
If you could just deal with them for us, and I need to try and get out of here.
It's here.
I'm on my way.
Bro, this car is shit, it just spins in circles.
We need to get that chopper gone.
Yeah, Jake, yeah, get out and shoot it down, Chad, if you can.
I mean, I've got so many PD on me, I'll just get killed.
Give me a sec, I'll come, I'll come.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
What is the arrow?
Yeah.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
They get out.
Yeah, make a gap for them.
Make a gap for them.
Hold on.
Wait for me guys, I'm coming.
Blow the car up.
Guys, wait for me, I'm coming.
Blow another car up.
You're driving away.
Blow another car up.
He's dying, he's got to restart the entire thing.
How's he died?
I'll say how he's died.
Because he probably don't have any places but on OBS, with fucking intro.
Well, he's intro's on here, let's watch it now then.
Yeah, I wanna watch it.
This is good.
This is fucking unreal, this.
This is sick.
This is fucking unreal.
I'm not even joking. It's like one of us. It turns on a seed desk. I love the intros that don't move
Taze is he not
You've got Peter ground for a fucking fellow of you Taze
What the fuck he's going on there
Well, let me reply, yeah.
Sir, I'll tell you what, this is next generation.
This is called...
This is unreal, this is only paying their grand for this, it doesn't move.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?
On set.
Alright, let me go get some chocolate.
I'm doing a watch along.
I think it's frozen.
Ginge.
Ginge.
Morgan.
I think it's Ginge.
GIN!
Fuck you, man.
GIN!
Yeah, you're right.
Right, mate.
Yeah, I'm good. Thanks, mate. How's his intro?
Um...
It's like Elsa.
Frozen.
Hey!
Hey!
I was wondering, does he normally pay you this much for photos?
Uh, I'm coming!
I only had to order some chocolate because I've accidentally free mine away.
Can we even have a little banter?
Oh, we can!
I'm not fucking joking either.
He's gone to cliques now.
Do you see that tackle?
It's alright, focus down, focus down.
I thought someone had joined the fucking cult.
I thought someone had joined the cult.
Oh, here we go!
And the Watchrom trap.
I'll tell you who's living.
And the watcher on chat, can you tell us who's doing it?
No, it's not the watcher on chat, it's not the watcher on chat
because guess what, our voices are still on stream.
I could just hear us.
Yeah.
Anyone come back over to our streams, he's not ready yet.
Oh, we're on, we're on!
There's no sound.
Oh.
I might be too strong, I don't compromise
Overdose on confidence started not to give a fucking stop in the consequence drinking every night because we changed to my
accomplishment made it way too long
I'm floating in and out of confidence missing they say and I'm back
I agree with that I just take my time
I'm really sick to have a full challenge
I had someone tell me I fell off who I needed that and they won't see me pick that up
Well where I leave it at I know I exaggerated things now I got it
I don't like that
I
That's pretty sick
Hey, my little pookie-pookie bear
Yo, Jen sh hey
Coming bro. No, no, no, it's been a long time coming by. It's been a long time coming. I said, what's that?
Every time we play in FIFA bro for three years now
We play on NA I win we play on EU you win now
Now we're both on EU, bro. Now, and only now, we get to see who's actually better at FIFA, buddy.
And let me just say this, your ass is grass.
James, your ass is fucking grass.
Is it now?
Yes, bro. Wait, are you still in GTA or are you done?
I'm still in GTA in a minute. When are you looking to play Jinx?
Because I'm fucking on it whenever you want, mate.
Uh, I mean literally 10 minutes, I'll open packs, whatever. We should do clubs, we shouldn't do ultimate team.
What do you mean? You said you want to play games now.
I'll get number pool, you'll get United, kind of thing.
Oh, okay, now we should do ultimate team.
No, those are fair teams, bro. Never pooled in United, they're about fair.
Okay, they are to be fair.
What time are you streaming, Phil?
Yeah, bro. 100%, right? I mean, you would agree.
Yeah, okay, I don't mind that. What time are you streaming, Phil?
Um, I don't know. I might stream Erdy tonight and end Erdy because I haven't slept the whole day.
Oh, you're so cringe. You're so cringe.
Right, can I finish my GTA finger then play it? Is that good?
Yeah, bro. Take your time. I'm gonna rip that.
Alright, take your time.
Alright, no worries. Thank you mate. Love you, my little pookie-wookie bear.
My little germinator wolf.
You know, this guy would actually fuck me if he had the gym.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
PAPA PAPA PAPA
HHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHH
Right yo
I uh
You alright, Jig?
Yeah, I'm gonna thanks mate, you?
Good
Right can we all come and get the present bus now?
Yeah, I'm on my way to the present bus right now
HHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH
Right whereabouts is he still fucking, what is he doing here?
I dunno, something they know
There, what do you think of his intro?
I thought it was good, but the other thing I'd say is when he sits down it looks like a natural
looks like an actual yeah I think it's all right well that's really good it's
a really cool concept for sure where's the prison boss I was really cool going
through the monsters ink shits well cool
wait why the fuck is it all the way up there now because he's died because
he's died and none of us have been playing so he's just giving it more
time to drive around. My main fault process was the crowd was a bit too
fault. Yeah, I thought that as well. You could tell it weren't Man City's parade.
Yeah, it was plaster.
Right, can we please lock in and get the prison bus yet? Thank you, perfect.
What the hell? What do you mean?
Yeah, I realise if the bus got away, told. That's better though, isn't it,
it because now Teji's ready to go. Yeah. Well, is it? Or what guy's in his room to
stop it? It's a problem. No.
Just go.
It's been the warm of a guy.
What?
Very good. Third time a charm here. Come on. Yeah, let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. If he honestly, if he undefined that, I'd
love that.
You all right boys. Yes, mate, right. Can you lock in now? Yes, sir. Let's go. Lock in.
Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Get in the prison, boss. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, let's
go. Go, go, go. Why are you holding them all up, Tom Jake? I've made the child's fucking
addict. Lucky. I already won it. I've got a gold minigun. Here we go. Who the fuck
No games on, I know it's the party chat, I don't know why.
I'm the one star.
Chad, he's really loud for you, is it, isn't he?
No.
Well, thank you for the gift.
What do you mean, really loud?
Come on, Rone!
One more lap!
One more lap!
So, a full key, shall we?
Come on, Rone!
OH MY GOD!
I'm just trying to assassinate the bus driver and...
I'm struggling...
Oh my god!
Why is that?
BRO!
BRO!
I'm the racing car!
What?
No you're just the bus driver!
I've killed the bus driver!
Are you there?
Yeah I'm...
Let me guess it's Chaz who's slagging it.
Okay I've got to lose the...
I've got to kill Chaz.
I've got to kill Chaz.
Guys I'm getting shot at and...
I don't have you fucking dumb bastard!
Bastard. Let me pull the chopper out. Come on, Rory! We're right behind you. Got it.
Right, lose him, lose him, lose him. Yeah, lose him. Now we'll do our best to help you.
Holy shit, Seize! What? Right, I don't know where's he in the bus. Who's in the bus?
Seize, he's got 150 gifted. Wait, what? What? Oh my god! What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Can ball my chop up my revenge, Jorgans?
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
I think that fucks you.
Oh my fucking fuck!
Fuck it, fuck it, just got off his intro back.
What?
Sounds like one of my old ins, sounds like one of my old tiktoks.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, has he died?
Has he died?
Fuck!
You fucking dumb-fick cunt!
CUN!
WHY IS HE DOING IT?
I'M F***ING FUCKING 50 KIT!
I DIDN'T FUCKING SIT THERE AND KITS PAT!
I'M F***ING SAFE, THANK YOU!
NO!
I'M JUMPING UP AND GIVING F***ING EXCITEMENT!
CHLOE WANT THE F***!
I MADE THE MONEY BACK FOR THE INTRO, BUT COME ON!
HA!
KIT!
FINAL MINUTE FIVE KIT, I APPREACH IT TO FIVE!
Thank you very much, KIT!
You're going, you sexy bitch!
Thank you, KIT!
Excuse me.
I'll be fine until you give me a go on that.
I'll be fine until you give me a go on that.
I'll be fine until you give me a go on that.
What the fuck?
Holyfuck, he's so much.
Oh my god.
Jack, did anyone slag these intros?
Not even slag these intros.
Joe, what? So what if we fucking did it?
He's gonna laugh at a joke.
No, I didn't even slag it.
I was thinking too, but I actually didn't.
You know what I mean? You don't need to slag it.
You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
If you're looking at him, Jameen.
Don't fucking play it out.
Let's go.
Taze! What are you doing?
Taze!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Haha! I didn't mean to.
Oh, take you. What car is that? That car's sick.
Erm...
It's...
Why are you shooting me, Taze?
You fucking moron.
I'm carrying... carrying S95.
Thank you so much.
I'm losing the jigsaw. I've got to play FC again.
That is mental. That's...
Right, James. You straight away go for the heli, okay?
Right, okay.
What the fuck?
I
Pick up the blue boss Jack. I'm sorry Adam. Hey take it you finish watching the pod
Yes, I'm not mad is the ending
What what might I fell asleep?
Just
Hey
Go on your sexy bitch
Thank you for the same gift in Haley love. I appreciate that a lot
Thank you very very much Haley I appreciate the tent your fucking legend we love you Haley we do
We love you Haley we do we love you Haley we do oh
Haley we love you go on Haley. Thank you very much love
Thank you love right back. Sorry. Yeah, I may have made what happened at the end. No, just the amount of contradiction is mental
And the things he said is run, run, run me in the back, run me in the back, say he's one more.
Say he's run me in the back.
What the fuck is he doing?
Thank you.
Yeah, I was like halfway through that first, he needs to finish it.
Cheers, Trix.
Oh no.
Don't you see me?
Jack, I'm on the tank, could we get him?
Just stay on the bus, mate.
There's what the fuck.
Is it a bit?
I bought it, son.
Right, we need to lose the cops, we need to lose the cops, but we also need to, yeah, it's that one chat.
Oh boy, you should be free, I've just killed so many.
Yeah, Chas, you're getting in.
Yeah, I'm not getting this one.
I'm just gonna keep on coming, mate.
There's so many in here.
There's so many here, it's mental.
Right, let's get out of here.
Right, let's get out of here.
What do you do about your intro when you're in 2G?
Like, are you really?
Just put it as you second in, Jess.
Oh
Now he just puts his intro as his intro on toolkit
Yeah, what was that sound you felt sorry for no, I live by you've made your bed now lying it
That's why what you have to do. Yeah is you have to port
Oh, he do be noticed but anyway, um
All right, so
Boy, he don't help himself charming. That's what I'm once
um
I really enjoyed the podcast.
I think Jack makes the best podcast in my opinion.
Some parts of me realise he hasn't got anyone,
but if you're going to try and be the villain of the internet,
it's the thing that's...
Agreed, yeah, agreed.
If you're going to try and be the villain of the internet
and you're going to push everyone away,
you can't then...
I mean...
Yeah, I just feel like...
I don't know. Everyone's human, innit?
Right.
No, you can tell yet. I don't know what.
He says things and you don't mean them.
But you can tell his spikes, see them going,
that's fucked.
What are you saying, innit?
I think you just do absolutely anything in the world for me, right?
I know. I mean, I've never heard of anyone.
So, money-orientate it.
Yeah, but I think that's like a trauma thing.
Yeah, but I don't want to go back to work.
Yeah, yeah, but then he says then he says it'll swap everything just to have six good mates and go back to demolition
Yes, I feel like but then yeah, but then also he said I'd hate to go back to the normal job
It was like I couldn't I struggled to follow at times because yeah
Contradicting himself so much. Yeah, I think he snaps in and out of it. It's really weird
I'm gonna finish off tonight. So it's like it's to be recommended. It's actually a good part. It's a great podcast
Hey, can you stop running my shit, bro? I'm on my back.
What?
What? What?
Anyway, boys, what did you think of my back, my Pogba Tobi?
Ah, I've not. Watched it.
Ah, I've seen him clip some.
Oh. No, I've only watched any interesting ones.
Not the ones with the boring cunts, though.
Ah. There it is.
I was like, he complained about me house music.
You did it again the other day, by the way.
He's not even house music. I'll get the songs coming out Jake
It's not even house music. I play oh
Oh, yeah, I
Do the announcement this and can I am wait a minute? I'll see you take
nothing
Nothing or nothing mad
Can I also just see as well yet? He says that I'm a blast I blast house music like early in the morning
It's probably about half ten eleven o'clock when I do it
Yeah, that's early for us.
And the majority of people are still sleeping.
B, no, don't get up till three.
We don't complain.
I'm next door.
Can I tell you, with, uh, to go to?
You've been gone to your bathroom at a clock?
No.
We go to your bathroom at 12, half 12.
No, you went yesterday and you come over at 10 to 2.
Sounds about to come alive.
Said you were coming.
And the day before, you went a quarter to 2.
How you tell me what time we went?
Because I remember you just sitting there and asking me.
not like leaving he's been getting up I'm saying oh Jesus guys that's what I mean who are you
telling oh my god no oh thank god we're you're telling boys I'm a good drag what can I say
we don't need no wings to fly is he gonna say that he's just he's not safe he just sort of
the bus I thought I'd play one was the pride the fine platinum
shock boring doing everything loves all I should have been
bronze
I'm in bronze
you go you know it's getting out man
I've been broke
no but it's a taste of the kid he's the GTA master
I am I am the one thing I will say that I'm the GTA fucking
he's a GTA racer
I've been a 1v1 new GTA Gantia be that's the thing though
when it Jake I'm not gonna waste me time and do that
so I guess we'll never know
Nah, he just wants a vodka video.
Yeah, exactly.
Can you do it from that place?
Really?
Straight to here in this guy on Bob Gabin.
Fucking punches desk.
Yeah, we'll do GTA races after this chat.
All the boys.
Yeah, I have nothing to list it to be.
Oh, did it now?
Olymer's?
I love Olymer's.
So do I.
So I'll travel by car.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
We don't need no wings to fly
I've lost my mama, say it again
Everybody hurts so bad
Holley!
Holley!
Holley, I can't hold it, Holley!
Holley, I can't hold it, Holley!
Holley, I can't...
Holley, I can't...
Holley, I can't hold it, Holley!
Holley, I can't hold it, Holley!
Go on, Holly!
Thank you for the 25, I appreciate that a lot, Holly.
You're a fucking legend. Go on, you mad cow.
Thank you very, very much, I appreciate that.
Hey, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate that a lot, honestly.
Thank you so much, Holly. I appreciate you, man.
You're a fucking legend.
If you've been getting a sub, make sure you say thank you.
Go on. Thank you very much, Holly.
I appreciate that a lot, honestly. Thank you so much.
any chance to be getting loaded black screen you are Monday no I'm off it now
there is no no no no I'm off I'm off the black screen I just need to fly
boys what we're doing tomorrow then well my point I need to know what you
are doing I need to know because I'm getting a train at half 12 some curious
to what you're doing why are you going to ask well because I've got ball
league so yeah we're gonna have to be going yeah so if you got four you fucked
who's have you told we get there we're not we can't we get there in six no I
get for half seven if we leave before no you don't I think you four so you'll get
off the train at half six and you've got an hour drive bearing my rush hour to
copper box yeah you're coming up we're coming out along yeah that's one
you're on at nine no yeah you're on it yeah yeah so my point that's why I
wanted to know are you are you wanting to do the whole thing on just my
game. No, we'll just get there for like your game really. Oh well. Yeah, but call me IRL or not.
Well this is what I'm asking because if you use one of IRL, I can try and ask and find out but
where you use your bit, you'll probably be the VIP bit. You can maybe get a booth there and go IRL
from that. No, we'd be able to be where you are when we don't want to go, no?
What, is it in my booth? Oh, we're always in that back bit, like where you... Yeah,
my booth, yeah, that's fine, you should be all right there. But that's not IRL is it?
I mean, I'm not I'm not that arsed about being there for the whole thing because it is a fucking long night
No, the game six is dead, but all the other games are good
What's game six?
What's G&G's game and then maybe go and get some food. N5 versus... it was a N5 versus clutch
Start the next one please date mate. Oh my god
I'm just flying to the house. Yeah, someone get a good playlist ready for races, please
We've only got two more things
I'm a jinx must be away just after this and I'm gonna do that and I come back home
Well after the whole thing yeah after the two more things
Why does it feel so good but it's so bad
One more mission in the actual ice. Oh really? Yeah
Yeah, quite we need a plan. We need a good playlist when we got to the video was a bit shit
I think
Don't blow up don't blow up good luck. Do you remember it being a bit harder than this?
I'm going to be difficult, but we're just fucking pros now do you know what I mean?
And you're playing with the GTA King bro, do you know what I mean?
Oh shit.
That's what I am.
I'm playing with the GTA really sir.
I don't know what I'm thinking.
What's that sorry?
I had a curry and then didn't eat the curry and just like the poppadums so I just had
poppadums with it.
I respect that you know Chas.
Do you know what I love about that Chas?
I like to have pro at finding these airplanes.
Chas, can you hear me?
Yeah.
I said do you know what I love about that?
Go on mate.
We're back to doing this, are we?
Back to doing this.
1-0!
Oh, no, it was 2-1 more, wasn't it?
What a goal by Alex Scott.
Oh, no, we've got three more things to do, so we've got...
Oh, fuck that. Can I do any fucking waging now and then come back on?
We've got two...
We do what you could do.
We've got two more setups left, do the two setups,
and then go down and do the actual heist.
Yeah, that's what I was going to do.
Can you invite us over?
What the fuck, then?
Cheers.
Fuck, then?
I'm just going to go for a quick wee wee.
Is that all right, guys?
Yeah, can you invite us, please?
Fuck, then?
Yeah, invite all, everyone, check the GTA phones.
Run for a week.
Goodbye, Vodal.
Oh, go on, please.
I'll catch you later, bro.
I have to walk home again, do you?
Yeah, I'll walk.
I've got my new scooter.
I've got my new scooters crazy.
Is that funny, is it Charles?
Why is Gigi's job closed, bro?
Um, okay, you've probably been online or something else on the look.
W1 guy, W1 guy.
This is the largest in the stands on the United Ultras.
I'll go up there tomorrow.
I'll just need that and it'll just get paid to go.
nothing mate what a wife you try
they can't be real they're fucking impede actresses
it's just because I've got more fans than the fucking Etihad mate
well I can't lie mate, my arse is going up and I've got more fans than you
I'm good I'm good
oh my god you know what I mean
have you actually heard that you're going up and I've got more
I can't be arsed, I can't be arsed, I can't be arsed
Just cos I have more fans in the Etihad
I can't be f***ing arsed
He's probably f***ing right
What's up there?
I'm in it, son, let me go sit in the back
Go on off, sit in the back mate, go on mate, sit in the chair, go on
Leave, I need for the chat
I'm not f***ing sure
Okay mate, we'll see you, you know
What's the Etihad hold?
65,000
Honestly, Jinz just has to play Trunty, he gets that on off
What the fuck?
Oh, fake cop?
Yeah, I'll be a fake cop.
Can't even beat Bullmuth, J.
What are we, a tiger?
We're driving a ship, are we not?
Yeah, how much actually is a ticket to Bulldersley, chap?
Don't know, mate, it's hard to get them, they're always sold out.
fix your voice until you get one minute.
I don't know.
They pay you to go, makes sense.
How do you watch a full pod?
Go on Spotify, mate.
Is that alright? Is that alright?
Is that alright?
Hi guys, I'm back, now we go right?
I'll miss you then, J.
Oh, did you?
Alright, here we go, come on Chaz, we're police officers there.
Lee, I've had a gift, it's your-
Oh, shit, job.
What's that, sorry?
No, you've not.
Right, we need to steal a police cruiser.
Right, Chazza, let's murder people until the police come.
No, you're more- oh.
You're a different type, team.
Are you with my team, Taze?
Yep.
Oh, right, okay. Oh, fuck.
In fact, Chaz, come back here. I'll just call the police.
Where are you going?
Chazza, can you fuck off so we can work together?
Oh, there's Michael there, one in.
Sorry.
Oh, there's Michael there, one in.
Put it better on.
Oh, it's Goldberg.
You know, you better off.
Is there one in chat?
Whose room is he in?
To know, but if he's well enough to bet, he's well enough to break.
Oh, yeah, G.B. knows there.
I'll put the headset on for you.
Hey.
You know, it's so good.
Yeah.
There's Michael there, one in.
Oh, my God.
I say actually one swim, say my life chat.
How does it feel so fucking hurt so bad?
Oh the mud's on my tongue, I get beat so much though, it's mad.
Yeah, I'm not joking, you want me to always watch out right now, I'm gonna pay you.
I'm a pro.
A free lead? Oh my god.
Yeah, you gotta put a bit on.
He's has a comeback.
Yeah, I'm allergic to the opening packs, I'm waiting mate, I'm not fucking dumb.
Ah, fucking ban him, journey ban-
BAN Bob Jeff, BAN HIM!
Fucking arsehole.
Fucking shit, neither Bob Jeff.
Fuck, not even me.
I still never gonna fuck with that mate.
Even when- oh fuck.
I'm just fucking- I'm just gay.
We don't like to gamble with a tiny mate.
Chazza, where are you- Chazza, I can't hear you right now.
Please come to me mate, I've got a police car.
I've got one as well. Oh wait for your team to lose the cops
To the fuck out
Oh my god, no moshes well he's definitely British
I'm not scammed up
The car's locked to the container at the top of the wreck. Oh, bro. This is such a fucking hard one as well
I
So lose the police
Shit oh
My god, I am at the cargo ship. All right, Lee
Right wake up tomorrow. Go Jim. Go London have a fun night with the boys
So what are you getting your 4 p.m. Train?
Yeah
They okay, he's a problem. Yes, I can't love
Now I want me sure no way
I hope I do
Like it when ginger seems good as shit when they're shit. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Well, I see some shit
Is he mad? He's trying to he's just got a fucking head
Hopefully see that little duckling. I would say in this to be honest as well
The way fucking Arsenal's going I might just become a full-time ball the league fan. What and five are united
You could do the could do at least five fans
Yeah, but you've got more fans in the eten room. No, he does he actually does though bro
But a great is better to give you a transit of piss at least do one that's not realistic
I hate him when you do this, you actually are the goat, he's when he licked woman and feels
bad for doing it, now you're actually the goat.
No, I pity him because he's a compliment but he's being sarcastic.
I
Know me I'm just gonna get
All right, come on
This is sick by the way have you gone in already?
Yeah
Oh, no
Bro, I'm 20s young, you know.
I've got 21 peeps, my name's saved.
I've got to have a £6.50 round.
You can get a free sub to the channel.
It's not free if you've got to save at £6.50.
Isn't it your dick?
Go to the container.
Boy, he's actually a fucking nunch.
Who, Jake?
I don't know.
He makes kids climb in Papa Smurf.
I've never once made a kid climb in Papa Smurf, bro.
You have, I can't lie.
Oh, it's got your profits, no? Bro.
Bro. Oh, I'm actually not doing this.
Japs, I'm not doing this.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, the GTA Masters died.
Yo, he's handed it to me. Any chance for a player or what?
Oh, me. Caught you fucking...
Oh, it's the GTA Master. The GTA Masters died.
I got it, I got it. I got a pretty much in, see?
Well, f*** off, then.
Brick. Wait, still all that time.
still bro he's got more fans in here yeah no but he actually does bro he's the
goat do you see do you see you see a master in guys I'm trying to eat snowy
can you shut the fuck up as well in its short role he's got more fans in him
he actually does though
aww drinks is ringing mate watch this yes mate okay
change bro I had a question bro yeah what's your question mate change um
wait who is that change since don't take the bomb chep chat change since I'm
giving off early bro yeah do you want to play will you play a fever wager
tomorrow I can't tomorrow I'm in London why are you in London ball league
Yeah, why do you if you want to play now I can play now if you want
What do you want to get off now we can always play maybe Wednesday
The thing is I'm tired now. You might kick my ass cheeks. Oh
Yeah, yeah, what is that might be able to
Yeah, I think so
Yes, yes, yes, I could do Wednesday, I could do Wednesday.
Oh wait, what are you doing Friday after we've trained?
Change, change.
I just packed Ashley Cole.
Oh my god, no way!
Now you need to trophy Titans, Ashley Cole.
What does this go for?
Oh my god, Bobby 25K, cause we're in April, you fucking sad cunt.
200K, but still yes, 200K.
Alright, alright, alright, I hate you, continue, continue.
What are you doing after we've trained on Friday?
What time is the training on Friday?
I think we finished at 4pm.
We finished training at 4pm?
I think so.
I might as well just stream the training then bro.
I'm going to stream the training as well, but my point is, have you got yourself there and then we can play it there?
That's all I was asking.
Yeah, I always send over here bro.
Okay, perfect, no worries. Yeah, we're gonna start it out then.
Yeah, we'll figure it out, bro, alright?
Dude, I'm Jinj. I'm a part-timer today, bro, because I got like an hour of sleep, bro.
And I don't wanna like play you and have like bad energy and then lose, you know?
Yeah, I respect that Jinj today. If you're scared, bro, you're scared, so...
Now what I said, now what I said...
Yeah, that's basically what he said.
Jinj, I'll be seeing you all week this week, bro.
I actually can't wait, by the way. I'm gonna give you a hug and squeeze your bum at the same time.
Okay, okay, okay. Me too.
I love you, bro. Love you too, mate. I'll see you soon.
Sorry about that. I just got a phone to drink, sir.
Well, yeah. Yeah, I said to him, I'm playing another deck,
and we need to do this. You're welcome.
Oh, no, actually, he's not having an early stream, then, is it?
What? Is he not having an early stream now?
He is now, yeah, cause I just set it up, man.
All right.
Don't know what you're all trying to do here, Jake,
but I'd be very, very careful.
I'll be very very careful.
Joe, what's up with me? I say he's just died and now he's chatting to Beano.
He's not to be sick, do you know what I mean? He's not focused on the game.
I'm not focused on the game.
You're not?
Right, I'm going to put you off.
You're not?
I know you're not.
Well, I am. He's going on my jinxing.
I'm not. I've said so many things the other day.
Um...
Taze wants you six.
Taze wants you six.
Drive, drive, Taze, drive, drive.
Who's Nikki in the contacts?
Nah, I know her. She's like...
She's like an old school friend.
Bro, I'm not being funny, right?
Let me fucking bell him.
He's actually doing it, innit?
Who?
Taze.
What is he actually doing?
He's... We're trying to record a video,
and he's just being a fucking moron.
right this is my last one buzz it can't be yeah we're trying to do a gaming
video here bro like what you doing yeah I just told him I'm not we're not
playing tonight we can do it another night because we're doing a gaming
video
Oh, dude, for him, so what you're about to say is you're wise to be intro after that, I will.
I was actually, I actually can't be asked.
We've got three months left.
We haven't, we've got a week left.
Nah, to be fair, I can't lie, yous will be fucking...
Nah, yous will smash it, boys. Good luck with yous anyway.
Nah, I changed my meter.
Nah, good luck, honestly, boys, good luck with yous.
I'm jarring now, I'm fucking...
Oh, we'll have to, we'll have to again.
There you go, then.
Yous will be fine. Yous will be...
I feel like I'll have to unite it.
They'll be fine, they'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
We just won't be.
We're already mixed apparently, but let's go.
I'll say it, I think I was disposing attitude from Cesar.
I agree.
Did you actually cancel that as well, just to fight with us?
I don't mind, I don't mind.
It's not what I felt.
I'm just gonna keep dying so that none of this can go in.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Oh, God, he's such a prick.
Oh, no, no, no.
Genuinely, I'm fucking dumb.
That's me, I'm going to football off.
No, you're not.
You're not, Jars.
Stop being wankers then.
Well, how about you go next door,
sort your fucking mate out,
and tell him to either lock the fucking off,
or fuck off.
Well, no, I agree.
Because the whole first mission,
he's just got my intro, my intro, my intro.
Right.
I'm trying to do a video here
No one's asked about his fucking
I'll say it
Shit intro
No one is asked
Shit
He doesn't even wear
He doesn't even wear a blue hat
I've never seen him in a blue hat
I've never seen him in one
It's always black or he wears his fucking shit
He read him by a whole new world, mate
I've never seen him in a life like that
And now he's making his own logo
He's playing the game
Do you remember when Kez had performed in Roblox?
That's what it looks like
I'm gonna go and show you some facial shit about him, mate
Hold on back in a sec
I don't know what you're talking about, shit!
Bino! Bino! He can come back!
Yeah, I don't really agree with the classroom, but...
He can come back to watch it!
For fuck's sake!
For fuck's sake!
What the fuck?
Alright, I'm going back. He's coming back.
Oh, you're alright?
Hello?
What's your problem?
Yeah?
What's your problem?
I was just saying how sick it is to look like that.
Oh, thank you.
You ready?
Boxing, chat.
Do you want to put this in?
You can't air, my bad.
You've got to be immersed.
There you go.
You ready?
I don't get why he's done an intro for his stream, but they made it all feel
why is he made deal of the rapper? it looks like he's actually on me to slits down
do you want to go get him? I've got to start again
we have no gaming videos this week just playing tag by the way
Well, every time you move, you should be able to start it again.
Oh, let me see this on joy.
Oh, pity this sick.
Charles has got into trying to solve that, then to become part of this ship.
Yeah, I hear that. I hear that.
Oh, wait. Yeah, I know. Yeah, boys.
Oh, yeah, you have a reaction.
Here you go, boys.
There you go.
Right, you sure there?
Yep.
If any of you is looking for the right, I'll start it again.
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
You have to watch it.
Three, two, one.
I really got to see what's going on with them.
MUSIC PLAYS
I'm going to start again.
I'm going to start again.
I'm going to start again.
I'm going to start again.
I'm not going to start again.
I'm not going to start again.
Stop walking to the right.
Right.
Clubs? Shall we see who can get on clubs? Let me see that, let me message some people.
Oh, I needed that.
Excuse me.
Right.
Move that there.
That there.
Nice.
Right, who's on that?
We'll play clubs.
Jake, you'll play.
Chaz might play.
I don't think many people are on today, you know.
even I was gonna follow the baits will be off
I'm not playing with you
you're a bad hit
you're a bad hit
you're a bad hit
you're a bad hit
I'll play dance I don't mind
There you go chat. Vote the poll, vote the poll, vote the poll.
Right, and then chat if we can't, if we can't do clubs then what?
Right let me, let me, hey, let's ring some people and see where we're at chat, I'm gone.
Let's ring some people and see where we're at.
Right, so I'm gonna care for a day.
Love that, mate.
How many of you need to be keen for, right, sweet.
Right, I'm not doing horror.
Right, where are we at, right?
Okay, let's go.
Right.
Pies just been live, so that's a fucking great sign.
Right, let's ring my staffer.
Oh, excuse me.
I've got a feeling he's not going to be on it tonight, you know, chat.
Oh, I don't know what to say.
I'm going to say that you just woke up, Aaron.
No, I'm not going to bed yet.
Ah, fucking love that.
Love that.
I was wondering.
You're not interested in some GTA races or some pro clubs are you, mate?
pro clubs are you mate? I haven't got GTA installed mate but if you're running clubs I'll have a few.
Right all right perfect so we've got the club captain on so that's a fucking great start mate
all right. What else have we got? You're the first person I've rang mate.
Lovely. So I thought we'd get the captain in first and go from there.
That was nice I managed to get some people mate and I'm not pretty jump off.
You all do mate can you message best players please?
Can I message best? Yeah yeah you club captain and that.
Right, why are you not messaging him?
Because I've messaged him three times and he's just fucking airing me so I can't be asked
to do that fourth.
Right, I'll give him the show.
Yeah, thank you mate.
No worries mate.
Alright.
you know my boy yes expression enjoy stream mate you okay I'm fucking quality me mate
first of all what a little welfare check welfare check yeah I had my welfare check
when I did inside blood I don't need one from you brother you know I mean what's
man talking about bro I know I got sick lips of you laughing at me bro laughing
at me bro you're supposed to be my friend but what's man talking about
When I met you, my nickname you Chesney, now you're just laughing at me in front of the millions and millions like the Rocks fam, is this WWE? What's man talking about Jin?
Yeah, that was bad for me, that's what I apologize mate, I took it a bit too far though.
But I can see the smug look on your face, I'm not even watching stream but I can just feel you got a smug look on your face.
No, genuinely mate, I actually don't, I actually feel quite bad.
No, you don't blood. You're lying, bro. Looking like Gary Windas from Coronation Street.
But you're taking the piss, man. I'm telling you, James, bro. I'm telling you, Sam.
So you're doing all right then, yeah? I'm very well made.
Right, I wouldn't be inviting my team's immelegations on.
Damn well, I'm not doing all right, man. You saw what happened, Sam. You saw what
happened, bro. That Tesco value Victor Yocarez of a referee screwing us over,
You saw my players, you know what I mean? From Roberto D'Azerbi to Roberto D'Aspersi, none of them turned up, none of them turned up fan.
How can you say the referee was against it? He tried to give you a fucking penalty.
No, he did not try to give us a penalty, you know what I mean? He catfished us. He knew he was going to turn that over.
He knew it was. He knew he was going to turn that over. That brother that looked like Derritre's owner up front should have been sent off.
You saw what he did. Brian Brobby brav. You get me fan. He's a criminal brav. The man thought he was Street Fighter
Yeah, he took out two of my players brav and he was already on the yellow
My players were seeing more flipping yellows than an episode of the Simpsons black
But you see them none of them they should have been sent off black
It was no reds black not one red card when it was my when it was my team the ref turned into gambit from the X-Men
I was powering up cards blood and throwing it at us, but what about them?
Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. It's fucking ball against you. It was his fault that the goal went in as well
the rest fall
Listen, now you're taking the piece of this way down fan
That was a that was a gift from the heavens fan from Bethlehem. Did you see the reflection on that?
It was a finish mate. I don't think it was a reflection. I think I think it was more of a knuckleball, bro
if I'm being honest
Right on listen
My team suck blood. Yeah, they're vacuums, bro. Henry Hoover's brav. Yeah, Erby's blood
Yeah, that's what they are Dyson. They suck. I'm telling you chopper chops lollipops, bro
I'm done out here, bro. I'm done out here. I'm stressed. I am stressed blood
It's our acts joiner joiner join event some more and if you come on pro clubs
I have mate, yeah, why is that mate arguing to support us
Yeah, sorry, sorry, I took it I took a piss that I should have done so that's a part time for that mate
Yeah, we're gonna love to have you as a as a as a fan mate. We fucking love that
Yeah, I'm just gonna try get the people together now so at the minute we should have me you Aaron
Pie face and and jakey or something like that. So I'm just gonna round the boys up
No worries man, I see it about
Right
What is on I think your pottery can builds on mate if you're up for it
Perfect mate just making sure I absolutely fun
I'm gonna minute just a quick one. Yes, mate. It's a 2-2 good result bad result. How are we feeling?
Oh wow
Okay, one of those ones that you kind of got a bit relieved that you didn't lose
thing day mate till him day right fair enough mate all right no I'm glad I keep
you the loop anyway mate yeah no worries mate just let's go all right
no right mate bye
yo
hello yo um have you gone to the game I have mate yeah
how come could you take the piss what why am I taking the piss that's all right
you know you took the piss I'm not taking the piss I don't think
You took the piss, mate.
Yes, I explained that.
Well, we're starting to record a video, right?
You're showing everyone your intro for the 17th time, for starters.
I'm showing it highs, and then all the other boys run in.
I don't want to start out your trying to say you're not taking the piss,
but you know, for what? How many times did you restart it?
Yeah, because they come in. What do you mean?
Why are you being a martyr?
I'm not. I'm trying to stream.
I've told you can see me can play a wager another day,
and you're there taking the piss for 20 minutes
being an intro.
No, you asked Jinx, he said,
you said to Jinx, I'll come off now to do it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I did not.
You said to Jinx, I'll come off now to do it.
No, I didn't, I should check.
Well.
At the end of the day, all right.
You said to Jinx, I'll come off now to do it.
At the end of the day,
we're here trying to record a video
and you're just, you're,
there you go, you're not gonna let me talk,
I'm not gonna nibble.
to get back in Discord. You cannot handle the truth chat. What's the truth then? Go on.
I completely forgot about that. That's actually true as well. Go on, explain. No, you said
to Jinx, yeah? I'll come off right now if that works and he went, oh no I'm going
off. I'm going off now. So that means you was willing to fuck off this both gaming
that's so right no no no no no no no no show me show to me that's not what's going on because I
literally spoke to each other and Jake it and they said okay do it and then come back on it
which is exactly what we said they're very true right come on why is that I for show so mean
show because you didn't find it just it worked for five minutes so was it 25 no change you
whilst I'm whilst I'm fucking sat here waiting like a fucking dick no you free
He tries out a pram because we've not come off as usually clicky fingers.
Right, no, no, no, no, come on guys, come on guys.
And I'll fucking say it, I think it's shit, there you go.
Die the best friends!
There you fucking go.
Right, clear me out.
Fuck this.
Right, no, leave Sasi's roblox in so long, right?
Listen to me.
Right, let's finish off the set up and then we can do a part two where we actually do the big iced.
Nah, I thought it's all going into one video, I thought that.
Alright let's get it done now then, take it easy, he goes, fuck that.
Come on, let's get this face then, so we've got to finish the chat in one life.
You need to invite us mate.
Right, okay, I'll invite you now.
How long's this gonna take?
Not long, we've got literally one last one to do.
Wait, no, two.
Oh no, we didn't finish this one, did we?
Nah, I'll do a poll in my chat.
We've got these two left in there.
Whoa, whoa, what do you mean you do a poll in your chat?
I'll do a poll in my chat.
I will do a part in the group.
I hope to play with it.
Come on, let's just get it.
We need to do it for a gaming video.
Yeah, exactly. That's why we should have been done.
We should have already been done it, but you had to have it on your intro.
No, you wanted to fuck it off.
The dink says to stop pushing is narrative.
It's not that.
Because I was going to go on that, and then come straight back on this.
And now it's half an hour.
So that would at least an hour anyway.
So what's that?
Right, I'll argue, yeah, that Taze is showing everyone's intro
is replaced you 1v1 in jinx it right so what's the difference the difference
they should have taken the piss no one's very content no it's not what is that
you three you keep saying this when it's not true I'll be free to the time you
three ties out of crap do you want to explain why yeah so so we're trying to
rub a prison box but no one else can do it so you should have done it how have I
done it I haven't done it King James that's literally not true what's
ever
Poles live
We're there trying to rob a prison boss and you're there trying to set you set your intro up you then play your intro
And then you go
What you were saying to jinxing your fucker with it off you even muted in the disc
I don't even you say like I said it like that one. I did it
Literally said to each other and jake it if if jinks you're running said you want to do a 1v1 what you do?
Yeah, we'll do it. So I went, right, okay, I'll nip on and do it
Well, when we've got time and I'll come back on and finish it
Ginsh, Ginsh, the bottom line is if I'm wrong for that, you're wrong for the Duke, do you think?
Right, cool. Let's touch Sips and get in this lobby, yeah?
Let's touch Sips and get in this lobby
You've still not invited us
I have to check your notifications
Let's get these eyes done, right? Touch Sips, get it done
Bro's chat's all fucked, someone just picked the eyes, please
Bro's chat's fucked
Could it was it not diet stays maybe no bro told me today. It might have been diet. No, okay. We have been having a lot of takeaways
I don't think it was
I've been diet. I
Won't be real life anyway. I mean GTA probably
Right advice you guys
Take you go and tell Chas to go on football life, please. That's a whole mother issue that we've got
Oh, he's got football life. I think so
He just undefined, they just said that and then redefined.
Fuck it, I'll show him the intro one more time.
No, go and get Chazza.
I'd actually like you to do that.
Chazza!
Go let him know.
Well done D, do you want to play happy family?
Well you know what?
Dude, just chat to him, he's dying, so I'm fucking on.
What fucking what I'm sorry
Well, I'm looking for comfort fusion the white. Oh, you know it's going to shit
Well, I'm feeling not too well today. I'm feeling me but
So an engine just chattis so says gonna die it no they didn't so on the strong
It's home put gold die. You know, it's who's a miss is a miss on it was gold. I it's
It's a place on pro clubs.
No, we're not playing for all clubs yet, but we...
I'll play for all clubs. Are you going to come on?
Why don't we just do a clubs video instead?
Yeah.
I'm down.
Yeah, I'm down.
Are we going to do a GT race?
Yeah. There we go.
Yeah, but we're halfway through this now, though, John.
We're not though, are we?
Because the first two have been wanked because he was doing his thingy.
So they won't even be able to be used, if I'm being honest.
You can't use a prison bus one because we have to do it five times
because he was doing his intro.
The first one was shit anyway.
Right, are we doing this though?
No, we're going to go to Clubs instead, Charles. You're going to come on.
We're actually not doing it now.
We need the video, boys.
Yeah, we're doing a Clubs video instead.
Oh, I haven't got it.
Oh, bro's still not downloaded, I see.
What's this shit? Hello?
I'm upset, mate.
Sorry, I've just lost my head. I've just better have a...
What's wrong?
Hold on.
What do you want to buy off T's? This is why they tell you to go on a diet.
No, I don't. I have a T in it.
Sorry, it's alright. Watch this. Watch this, T's.
What?
I just put high in Gingyshan, they're all telling me to fuck off.
I found my...
What did you put?
I just put hi guys
I don't know what's going on
I was actually enjoying that
I was actually enjoying it
I think
I was enjoying it
I think we've all got
school in the morning
we're all going back to work
I feel everyone's a bit high tempo tonight
I think everyone's got the Sunday blues
Let's be positive everybody
I've just released a new vlog, it's doing well and everyone's just fucking doing it
Exactly being on
I don't know why everyone is fucking so mad at me.
I'm just saying my new snapchat is well,
jkdaviusbov which I post all the hand scene content on.
Can we just do a gta please?
We'll just finish it, guys.
Lol.
I've actually been one try and play all night.
I know, I know.
It's enough of a game for you Chas.
You've got something against me, Morgan.
I don't like when we're using first tent and then best houses.
Yeah, but everyone's just kicking off like...
Can we just get in this house?
He just thinks he can take the piss all the time, that's the problem.
The only person kicking off is James.
I mean, he's...
He's...
He's...
He's fearing that.
If you want to meet...
If you want to use me in 12 or 10 minutes,
when he was trying to fuck off GJ as a whole,
with a jinkster...
He keeps saying...
No, no, no.
That would have waited an hour.
No, no, no.
He just doesn't let anyone speak, that's the problem.
That's why we actually have to fall in the mess, like in life.
You're on game, you're on game.
Cause he's just being a fucking gimp, that's why.
Yeah, but that's really...
You're on just change.
Fuck me.
So I mean, I will honestly...
I'm gonna play football like fuck...
Joe, I'm gonna play fucking clubs mate, I'm the assed.
There's, let's look at the people in these shats getting PTSD over Mars and Daz to force it.
They come to stream for just a moment.
Yeah, they get away, they get away.
Yeah, aye, aye.
Nah.
Nah, I'm going to play an angel.
Is he deafened?
For the love of Lorde, I'm sure I'll have to go.
I'll have to go.
What is that?
You thought I had been looked shit.
I'm telling you that's okay.
You thought it.
I love the way I actually just, all I did was just say my opinion and just call the hater.
I've heard of my motorbearer.
Yeah, oh, and it haters as a firetrate, that's saying he's ultra shit.
What's that shit?
It ain't shit, but like it's just like, it's not great.
Like, when you're doing something like that, I'd expect it to be fucking red.
This shit.
Are you inviting us all a lot, Jake?
Uh, yeah.
I've looked it up clubs.
What am I doing?
Right, sorry, sorry, what's going on here?
I'm just gonna go for the world record hype train.
He's got one more time to rage bait me, and then if he does that, I'm generally just gonna go on clubs.
Who?
Say, say you one more time.
Who, who, who, what are you fucking out?
Right, I'm going to get a drink and chat. Give me a minute.
Alright, there we go.
I'm not with a great respect and I'm being fucking very calm here.
I'm not sitting there for 30 minutes while he takes the piss, and we've got everyone here waiting ready to go, so that's why.
Um, let's go.
Uh, right, who else can we get in chat?
Uh...
Right, so you've got...
Me, Axe, Aaron, Pie, Jake, you might play.
And I'm not sure he's told that. Roy, yeah, but I don't know where Roy is.
If Roy wants to come on he can
Let me message him
Clubs
Kind of
Oh
Message Lou catch the other issue what he said
Have you got a headset?
I said I got so closed
Cringe.
Sweet.
Awarley, Awarley is not live though.
So I don't really think I can. Awarley is not live.
Been a long please though.
I've been in the pub for two months now.
I'm not going to be there any longer.
I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be there.
There we go.
Oh, Danny, I'm gonna see Danny, Danny McCall.
Oh, I'm gone.
It is, it is, uh...
There you go.
I've sent Jinx the time for, um...
Z game. Right. Uh, who else? Axe? Yep, yep, yep.
Oh, Beano said he will. Alright, sweet.
I just thought he was doing the right thing.
Black and gold.
I'm gonna go.
The King of.
Oh, I'm gonna move it.
All right, where am I at? Luke? Oh, yeah, see what he's at.
Uh...
I
Would you call it chat there's a place in what you call it in Manchester you can play paddle at like one o'clock in the morning
So I'm gonna do that one day. I
Want to be next to you
Go on Clayton you okay mate
Um, right, oh shit, sorry you got it, Beano.
Yeah, you alright mate, I just have to join this because I wonder if I'm allowed to play clubs.
Oh, of course you are mate.
There you go, Beano as well. Tage is ringing me, that's funny.
Maybe he's trying to make a mind.
It's funny. No, no the thing is I've got a stream on so I can see him all to these mouth and just trying to raise
me the whole time. That's why I'm just not giving into it
Nope
I'm gonna leave on show number back go for it mate
Right let me get pie on
I see what he says, not a good game this, yeah, give me a second, I'm out, I'll just
finish this round with Jared, I'm in.
Right, we've got to look at the new coming on as well, chat.
Excuse me.
Do you guys need a player fuck off?
Do you guys need a FIFA player?
Oh my god, you getting Spencer FC on?
Huh?
You getting Spencer FC on now?
Nah, that's, uh, that's principle.
Uh, I can get...
Bless me.
You got minimized on?
Now we're uh, we're not trying to just get done by a long bar mate.
Yeah it's my stuff, are you okay mate?
Yeah mate, very good mate, what's all this domestic going on with you boys?
Fuck you don't like to see that.
There's no domestic mate.
Taze being Taze.
So where am I playing?
Chaz, you're not playing mate.
Bench.
No, you can be like First Reserve.
Cheers. Yeah, I wanted that, yeah.
Yeah, you can be like First Reserve.
I get decent seats in the stadium.
Nah, you ain't allowed in the stadium.
Shoot! 1-0.
Padding.
Am I injured?
Yeah, you're injured aren't you?
Yeah, ACL.
Yeah.
Yeah, ACL, sorry I'm making you all right.
Yeah, I'll let you be anyway mate.
Cheers mate, thank you.
I think the recovery, I think I'm recovered soon mate.
Maybe tonight?
Pardon?
I'm recovered from my ACL.
I hope I'm coming in like future times, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll leave you to it.
No, I just meant...
What I'm saying now, erm...
Who are we waiting for? Oh wait, a while, I should have messaged up on Instagram, see if he...
Do you need meeeeeeeww?
Nearly, eeww.
I've messaged Baz, I've spoken to Baz, he's in bed.
Oh, so cringe.
Oh, quick bed?
Yeah.
Yeah, mate, that's sweet.
Any, any for on Tuesday?
Yeah, I mean, I'm keen, I just need to find out what's happening with the kids.
But yeah, I'm 90% sure
I like you know it's up. You telling me boys go on it's okay mate stay on my boy
How you doing fucking quality. Thank you mate. How are you doing? I'm nice bro
You know what's crazy though, Jim. You see safe houses start streaming here
How do I get the discord chat on my stream as well?
It just come for you this top your discord audio. So you'll be all right. It's piece of piss mate your desktop audio, sir
But my discords um I've got my disc so what would I have to yeah, yeah, you know this code through my PC
I'm not my PS5. Yeah
Okay, I get it. I get it. Yeah, we're not doing that tonight, but I'll find out for a little bit. No problem. I'll make
In the hole right taking the fucking back out here. Yeah, by the way, he tried to fuck off doing
I don't know why he keeps saying that's why it's not true.
He's a mad ass. I don't give a fuck. He's a mad ass.
So I will wind him up to chill as the fuck out.
Give me the ball.
He's into it.
He'll think, yeah, I was taking it too far there.
Hey, Beggar Lack.
Chippin' up for you, Mum's Mate.
It's not, I'm just not going to sit still
for half an hour whilst I've got all you in me chat.
I want to create content and entertain you for the night.
I ain't just gonna sit there for half an hour whilst he wants to take the piss.
That's as simple as it is.
I'm prioritising my stream. There you go. There's nothing wrong with that.
Simple as that. I don't think there's anything wrong with that, personally.
Hello, hello, hello!
Yes, Roy, okay, mate!
I'm fucking great. How are we, boys?
Very good. Thank you, mate.
good my boy. Oh are you sure you're good at expressions? Nope, I'm in a mud lad, a mighty
Granger fan. It's alright. We might go six points clear here tomorrow. Yeah you probably
will. I'm going to beat my new irons. Yeah, it's an easy three points tomorrow. No, no,
Nail Nail try on pie. No, if we got those five on pie, that's not a bad fucking lineup that
You can't not lose you can't not win with pie in your team. That's the beauty of it. Yeah, I'm right at the back
exactly
If you had bait says well, I'll mess he's told about saying that go on ring bits and judge
No, I don't mean bedmate
Last time I let this ring out
Don't eat ringing. Yeah, go on
I'll try him and see.
Nice.
Your call has been forwarded to...
Oh, I've really been twice, he's undoing all this stuff.
Yeah, I know that trick, don't worry.
He ain't gonna be happy with this, you know.
Yeah, I've just messed his toby now.
Yeah, you don't want it. Never mind. I fucking tried.
Who are you trying to ring?
I know which way I'm going.
Aw, fuck, why are you saying that about that when I'm needed?
I'm going to sit here and not let him play.
Yeah, it's Danny, mate. I've seen a tiktok of him saying that he's so sexy he didn't get the shirt.
I've shouted up your...
Hello there, lads.
Bino.
Go on, lads.
You got my boy?
Yes, lads. You all good?
You all right, Bino, mate?
Very good, mate.
Oh, he's all here. Sorry, let me see.
Oh, hello, lads.
Let him play it. I ain't that deep.
I've not once said he can't play.
I've just literally sat here and said, I'm not sitting here like a dick for 30 minutes
while Steve talks about, I'm prioritising my stream for you guys that are watching and
entertaining you. So I said, right, I'm going on clubs. If you want to play clubs, you can
play clubs. It's what caught on with that. I don't fall out with them.
Don't listen to him. No, no, no. I would say, like, if you're comfortable with making
with a schedule, but like, how would you feel, Beano? Would you be more angry
you lost that an extra hundred pounds or would you be more angry if you lost the
grant? Yeah the last time I had a cash out like this Arne and Bez told me they
stuck it out and I stuck it out and lost it all. Yeah but that's what I'm saying what I'm saying is would you be
happier? Would you be happier? If you say he wins right and you
mess that Arne and Required are you gonna be more angry there or are you
gonna be more angry if he does bother and you lose a grand? It's just went
What is it being a what is it being a
It's the cash out. I have grand cash out. Oh, there we go. It's a grand 17. What's it get
I'm chasing it happen
What's going on brother
So I'm doing
I'm not going to cash out a child to slave it, if he bottles this off for the fucking
deal.
Have you literally just got Rory McElroy to win?
Yeah, yeah.
Right, right.
Yeah, that won't lose.
Yeah, you'll be all right.
Go on, Mark!
Five out of five.
Go on, Mark!
Five out of five.
I appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
No, you must be on my view.
Yo.
No, I just thought I just thought we can't.
Can you pull me in a separate finger set?
the office is making a return
yo
you in it
for some reason can't hear him
hello, oh there we go
you know?
yeah
boring now he's again
I just wanted to genuinely say
I don't want to fall out with you.
I get why you was mad.
I do agree that it was wrong what I done.
And I was excited with the intro.
I tried to get everyone to watch it,
and I took it too far.
All right.
But obviously, I just couldn't really
understand it because when you tried to fuck off GTA,
with Jinxer. I thought I was similar. Right. So I just want to put my hand out and call
What do you mean call off just just make mates
You are aware that anyone can watch your stream you are aware that
Yeah, I know that and I'm asking so I'm genuinely apologizing
I don't know what I'm talking about.
He actually does feel bad.
Yeah, he actually does feel bad.
Yeah, he does.
It's fine.
I'm glad you've realised you did something wrong.
Hey, ho, fuck it.
Oh, crap.
God, is that what it is?
Do you...
That sounds pretty obvious.
Right, yo.
If we're in the championship, then when we're in the Pratt.
It's a pretty good match.
Oh, you decided to join us, Ginge?
Yeah, sorry about that.
I'll tell you who's just apologising because you realised you was in the wrong.
Um...
You didn't want to apologise to everyone else, though.
No.
I don't mind where everyone goes to be honest I'll go in the middle then Bino can get a cam
yeah I'll be no wide sails come
wait it's totally coming here of course
oh is the newt coming on as well yeah look the news coming up
What about you?
Luke's a premium player, he only goes up front.
We can't be sure of an imitfall buck.
It's my mic working, blad.
Yes, yes.
Very clean, very clean.
Nah, nah, what's going on fam?
Nah, he said he won't be around for an hour.
Oh, saying no more.
Yes, lads, is there any way someone can invite me to the club?
Yeah, you just search what the club's called mate.
It's in the squad.
Let's go. Go to general. It's the last one there.
I'll write. I'll write. I'll write.
Okay. Okay.
Is that, uh, is that better on Fitzmarge, Inge?
What? Ten gift if he knighted Leeds? No problem whatsoever, mate.
I'll just swap on that.
That saves you money.
What, me, right? I just got buckies. You get better odds.
Yeah, probably would, but...
You want Jinx's money, don't you?
Yeah, it feels better, you know.
Brother, I, Brett, I'd probably get five to one on Leeds.
Yeah, Leeds are ninety-two.
Yeah, we're 5.5 you have an amazing sales yeah, you're taking me to even you never fuck the water
That's how confident that is how confident I am
How much is it for a ticket to go to Leeds my bro?
Uh, what is in just a leeds game? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're fun. Actually
I've got a season ticket. So I don't know how much is
Oh, I want to know how much championship games are I need to I need to play
You struggle to get the points for it Axe, I don't know if you're going to look at it.
But 28 quid to get about, well, leaps away at it, Maxxen.
What the fuck do you want to do?
I'm not kidding, brother.
I'm talking about the Tottenham season ticket.
I don't care about, away, brother, that's all of that.
Let's go, it should probably go down with it.
We pay about 700 quid, well, I pay 700 quid for that.
500, I think I paid in the championship for mine, 500 quid.
Oh, is it?
I just want to be lazy.
What's your team buy?
Clemeth.
They should be paying you 500 with it.
That's crazy bro.
Mate I just paid 5!
Just absolutely finished 7 off.
We're getting to the next mission.
Silence.
The intro's on now, the intro's on.
Next thing you know the intro's fucking still for 5 minutes.
The intro's not moving for 5 minutes.
And then me and Jake are sitting in front of the door, because we now have a big moment here.
Oh, I should have had an order in the order.
Me and Jake are sitting there, I think this is great.
Do you want me to be honest, right?
Do you think I'm wrong?
Yeah.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Well, yeah, well, yeah.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
Go on, Mark.
Favorite of five gifted, Mark.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you.
Do it like that, yeah.
Thank you, Mark.
if I can't see it
the people around me will see it
alright so that's good
if I'm in the wrong place
hey stumpy 5 out of 5 gifted stump
I appreciate that
thank you very much
he's just dragging it now
he's just dragging it to fuck
he's going to swap the championship
and come back they're not going to stay down there
yeah right are we in for a game now
yeah we're just waiting for B don't to request
I don't know what he's doing
Yeah, go to other go to transfers and it should say like find a club or something
On I might be wrong there. Yeah, go to go to
My club enter club and go to other
Go down to maybe switch clubs and then click on the plus or something on one of them and then search
Yeah, okay
All right, all the way playing me now
Transfers. Oh, I'm not my approach. Yeah, I'm not playing from clubs this year
So you can you can you love you can just
Instant SP which will probably have said you played ultimate team. Oh, yeah, is it?
Okay, I'll try that
I'm name
There we go
Yeah, you can get up to like level 50. I think can you yeah, yeah, you should have it considering you play ultimate team
Now not in a while. I don't know if I played on this a coming
Right, I've searched, there we go, request, right I've requested, got a head thief, need
to press watch club, yeah I got it, I'll set the request free, are you still set, yeah
a little bit, I don't know what's going on, shit was very old, I don't know what the
fuck's going on, cash out, no I'm not cashing out, why is everyone taking cash out,
He's just fucking out of bounds, he's just put one in the water.
No he's not, he's literally just put one in the water and now there's a crocodile chasing it.
You're lying, you bastard.
Why do you want to take a shot?
Listen, the 17-ohl's gone, he's three shots ahead, you're fine.
Ah fuck.
The cartridge won't poison the money sack, should I just take it?
Ah, why are you saying no to 75 quid, is that what you're doing?
You what?
I feel like I should take a shot.
Nooo
I've had last time you said that I ran a fucking fuck, didn't lost a grand
Yeah but that was mostly best
No that was you Ambez, that was you Ambez
I would actually say I listened to you a wee bit more
How much more would you win if you do it cash out?
Uh, see I won 1,144
Nice
1,035 so it must out of 99 points
Sure there's a chance right?
No I'll leave it
I mean you might as well leave it on if it's obvious
I don't know golf but I'm just fucking
Yeah, I don't know, go for it.
It was a good one.
Don't push it, it's done.
It's done.
Fuck it, we'll do it next time we're going in.
Yeah, next time we're going in, that's an order, that's an order on her.
Exactly.
Fuck it, chat, we'll swear it.
We'll swear it.
You got a half-fifth.
Yeah, chat, chat.
Have you requested being on, mate?
Sure have, mate.
Sweet.
Nice spot for you in Cam, though, being us.
You'll love it, though.
Yeah, you'll love it, though.
I'm going out. Oh, I'm not gonna, oh, I can't buy any more points.
Right points. Two shots a head is a good one, chat,
fucking, the, the one thing about golf is like when you're two shots a head, I can
give you the advantage.
Yeah, for that one being up. Or I can buy these.
What are you buying points from this shop, yeah?
Yeah. You can get instant, you can get instant,
I don't even know, this is mad. By the way, effectively it can have made clubs a bit like
Peter, wouldn't it? Aren't they really good at this?
Yes, completely.
He's actually really bad at it.
Why's he even giving me a gun?
Hello? You do realise who we are in Discord?
Yeah, yeah, nah, but what's with you and your personal, just a quick...
You're on stream?
Yeah, yeah, I know. I just spoke to the bodies then and I asked them like if I have actually been drunk and they said yeah, I have. So I want to genuine ring you and say I'm sorry mate.
It really ain't that deep.
No, no, no, I just want to make sure, you know, I just want to make sure, you know, if I've been a dick, I actually want to apologize because I didn't mean to be.
Right, okay.
Have you got it?
We've all been good, it ain't that deep.
Goodbye.
95
92, what is that for you?
There we go
Can you know is it coming?
There's more coming
Do you know is it done?
Not yet, not on the phone
I haven't watched any of it, so I bet your cash house is changing loads right now, isn't it?
It's probably going to be up and down.
Yeah, it's up 145 though.
Yeah, it's going up and down.
Go on up and down there, go and jump in the cash.
Thank you, fuck.
Big money now.
You can't ring, apologise to someone and then say,
Good boy, he's literally the other way around.
Has he compared you?
He tried to, bless him.
He's rang me to apologise on a personal one,
I want his words not mine
Come down to a ten no
Don't be nice done just fucking put it away check it in morning and with
Coming time they'll come and play clubs now for his contents. It's fine
Was that me? No, I'm not about you
He's fucking got up front
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Hey, Holly, thank you for the 10 gift,
and I appreciate it, Holly.
Thank you very, very much.
I appreciate it.
Go on, Holly.
Thank you, love.
Fucking legend.
Thank you.
Fucking god.
It's the same field they are.
Join the lobby from me, don't look for.
What's that mean?
You talk to the game?
Yeah, we'll do it.
We'll do it.
Love it out.
Love it out.
They're all fucking pissing off.
It is.
How am I?
There's a lot of them.
Explain how I'm being a dick, kids.
Go on.
Jesus one poison one hundred and forty four I should have cashed those
Just take 900 dead
What?
No, no, he could have taken one thousand and thirty
Right on the top
Why did he do that?
It's a choice to spend it!
Oh, that means he's going to get that nine litre
What?
You're both a bastard!
How the fuck are you going to cash out that one?
What is going on, Brad?
You know, it's fucking done, it's job done
It's not fucking done, I thought he had a fucking tree that deck
Yeah, but he's not going to lose three shots
Oh my god he's in the bunker
What are you doing?
I wrote the FOI's in 17, we're back, we're back.
It's done, it's done.
Take it, cash it out.
I want to cash it out, but I'm enjoying the roller coaster remotions.
What, the possibility of you losing a grant?
The frill, it's the frill you're in just around the corner.
Yes, I fucked that.
That's a few buzz balls that being, huh?
Fuck it, no, I'm off both, both fully done with them.
I can't believe that.
Not a jet jet none, might as well have a dump from open balls balls now
They f**k me up
Is that one that everyone had?
Oh my god I'm level 65, you can't even f**king apply him when you're above level 60, what's the f**king point?
I just went all the way to my mistake, ooh what the f**k
I got a maradona the other day with 10 mil bean, I just went alright that's nice
Did you?
Yeah
I just shamed my them a couple years ago
Is he gonna move or is he just gonna keep raise baiting me cause it's so, how does this f**king get in there?
I mean
Do you mean get rid of him you're gonna kill him?
No, I was kicking from the club if he's just to raise bait the whole time
I could kill him
You can move him to the bench I don't think I can
Goalkeeper, I troll it right back now. He's trolling still
Goalkeeper, he's definitely trolling. He just needs to stop bagging it to be honest
Oh, what's a big word?
What is going on with you now?
There's domestic going on mate, I don't know, I couldn't tell you I came on late here, but they all seem to be fighting for whatever reason.
How was your curry last night being out?
It was such a lovely restaurant right, but we asked for the spiciest curry possible, and because we were vlogging or like filming,
they clearly looked like they were kept on saying like, oh we're gonna make it spicy but we want you to enjoy.
So they didn't actually make it spicy, it was spicy but it wasn't a spicy challenge so,
We have to go back again, so they might get some proper space in one. Yeah fuzz
But it was a nice play we should go there for a little ad night
I don't know that
Okay, can Europe and getting there in camp please
Okay, I'm it. Thank you. Yes, Jake. Are you all right?
What the fuck am I? Why am I not in the team?
What
We laugh on it. It's a good time. Have a good time. Are you playing clubs?
I just watch teams. I just watch teams.
The way they made clubs is so fucking complicated.
I know it's complicated.
James you're not supposed to need to go left back do you?
I feel sorry for you.
J.K. Brown, what are you telling me bro?
What are you telling me?
Okay mate.
Expressions that fuck off and perish.
No we didn't.
I never said that.
You know what I mean?
I'm perished bro that is not in my vocabulary bro
your vocabulary is fucking weird man
Yeah, but I don't talk like that Shakespeare
I talk like slantan Shakespeare
You know them way there fam
Your expressions?
Who's that? Taze?
Taze what's going on with you and Jinj?
I thought you man with like hand and deck bro
Why are you fighting?
We're never fighting bro
You know how it gets with brothers sometimes
Yeah and I hear it my brother Morrison Ting black I write for my brother for my life for my life for my brother
We say it takes me to take a bullet for ginger would you do that?
Bro, I've took a bullet
Yeah I'm proud of it
Off ginger
Okay
Watch it up
Okay
Was it in tampon springs black?
Tampon
Did you just call him an earth boy?
Well I never said anything of the sort
I don't fuck with your work I shout here, why can't I not just be a cam?
Just make me a fuck with you.
You can't be a guy, it's okay.
What position did you choose when you created your bro?
Jake is there my G.
I don't even know.
How do you check?
But fuck...
I, as a...
Ging's been all mentioning that you needed a left back.
If you...
I'm not gonna stop you playing if you want to play.
You come on up and get him.
I don't know.
Right on the green fuck, he's talking a joint playing golf.
I'd manage this here.
Yeah.
See, Ging, that sounds like you just told me to fuck off.
I don't know where I was chilling like that.
Jake it I wanted to play clubs all night right and I'm now only just getting on at 10 to 12
Can you hurry to fuck up and get in the team if you want to play?
Oh, I'm on my way. I'm on my way.
What are you up to?
Come on, Jake.
Goodbye, Taze.
Get on the stretch.
Miss Ginger!
Favourite of five.
Go on, Miss Ginger.
Thank you very much though.
I appreciate the five guests dead.
Fucking legend.
Thank you very, very much, love.
Go on, Miss Ginger.
Ginger, they tried to meet Miss Taze.
Strike it to wind you up and I won't do it.
so they're trying to call me goodbye.
Didn't, by the way.
Tease, you're going to be a prick.
Stick to your actions.
Don't try and push on top of people.
Put your mum's life, Jake.
I don't.
Put your mum's life.
Why are you bringing a family into it?
Is that a lie?
So don't try and act as me, but then try and rage
beating through someone else.
Have the balls to do it yourself.
Tease.
Tease.
Yes.
Mido, are you in mate?
Pardon?
Are you...
He's behind the desk.
Jakey, go and put him in camp, bro.
Put him in camp?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
Jack, go and get a pipe please.
We're good to go.
Let's go, let's go.
You got rubble, you fucking goo.
Come on boys, let's go.
What the fuck?
Say, don't rush out on the people,
because you're in the wrong.
Nah, but I know I've owned up to me in the wrong now.
One pot.
Rory won, fans. We can't search at all unless Pies...
If Pies are ready, he's definitely not fucking ready.
Pies should have 2 big 1.5 litre bottles of water every day.
I always drink a lot of water.
Especially now we have our Crea Team being on lead a lot of water.
Yeah, the Crea Team did it very nice.
Oh shit, are we going in the water there?
Yeah.
We can't see through the water, but you know, look at that.
Grand opera, I thought it was going to be.
You've got a looky today, mate.
Grand opera, I thought it was going to be.
You've got a looky today, Spurs.
I want to see you know a stitch back there, bro.
That's what happened, man.
And then that's why I'm the goal.
Trace in here, lad.
Straight in.
The car would have seen that.
Straight on, right, straight on.
I fucking wouldn't.
That's just what I do, just what I do.
The car is in Italian on it, right?
I'm so happy I fucking lost into your PC. What do you mean?
What did you cash out? Nah, I'm kidding. Did he end up winning?
Yeah, yeah, I was on it for the throw there. Fuckin' boys.
I'm not ignoring me, Gaird, for him, but I'm playing club now.
That's the right attitude, Beano. Exactly, thank you.
Oh, it's nice.
Go on X.
Have a try.
Work it back, work it back.
Go on, go on, go on.
Recover, recover.
Falsing back.
Where's we fall back?
Oh, I've got two now.
Hey, Capes.
Get Matt, Matt.
OK, go on.
Go on, go on.
On the left, on the left.
What's your team?
Love out you. Love out you.
That post-beano.
Take his back, take his back, take his back, take his back.
The f**k.
Moustafa!
Oh, look at that.
We go, we go.
Why do they always do that?
Why do they always do that?
All the time, all the time.
Very f**king sad.
I was trying to get the camera angle.
Sorry, I was using it for YouTube, but it...
They are.
Making a change here.
The British are the buggers, the buggers are the buggers.
What's started on the bench?
I don't get it, I don't even get it.
I don't get it, I don't get it.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh my god.
That's too early for one of them.
That's too early for one of them.
That's too early for one of them.
Go on, well done.
Go on.
Yep.
I'm lucky I'm lucky I'm lucky I win that right yeah oh second bar by a pie
jazz again see
Beginge beginge
I want it back
4.2 million fucking oh wow
Bastard 4.2 million check you fucking don't mind that
You know look at this for a fucking goal
He said you
I was speaking to you taking a fucking numbskull
God press press press press in the front lines press press press
Jordy George, I reckon is that name
Please
Nice
I'm on the way.
One more, one more.
Delay a little bit there, I'm lucky.
I'm not listening to me.
I'm going to get used to it.
I'm going to get used to it.
I'm going to get used to it.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, shut them fucking legs.
Shut them fucking legs.
Come on Jake, release that, man.
Release the Jakey.
Which fucking, which one am I?
have you completed a fucking pass yet I can tell the fuck
now I've been here for a lot of expressions but always to go
hey brother stop watching my back blood
less of that a lot less than that no it is inside
for a reason I'll take that bike jiggy blow that bike
oh fucking hell oh Jesus nice lane it lane it lane it
Oh nice.
On forward, nice.
I'm not going to attack.
Come back, come back.
Back up, back up, but I forced it.
Oh my god, that's your shit!
No, you can't even try that.
Bino! Bino! Bino!
Bino! Bino!
Go on Bino!
That was an assist, blad.
An assist, I lost my fucking mind.
That was an assist.
And assist, what's man talking about?
Right, say no more.
Where's my marriage being?
Do you think so?
Come on, come on.
Assist.
What's man talking about?
We're rolling now.
I'm telling you, limp biscuit, you watch.
Let's go.
Lump bus, yeah?
I'm locked in, bro.
We're rolling.
Threadnose fans.
Let's go.
What a challenge.
Well, ain't.
Go and say, find an ex, bro.
Find an ex, bro.
Look at that face.
Find an ex.
Look at that face.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Two on fire.
Oh my God, go on, Pye.
Look at the athleticism again.
Oh my God, look at that.
Oh my God.
Oh, look at that.
I've never been away from real.
I love it, J.K.
Run post.
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh, fuck it out.
One more.
One more.
Run post.
Well, that's not for a cross. Oh, I don't mind that.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
Work it back, work it back.
You've got so many blaring there.
Oh, yeah.
Don't look. Anything like Tony Bird.
Er...
Oh, doesn't it?
Oh, doesn't it? Tony Bird didn't have a fucking afflux.
Challenge.
Feet.
No, I might be most lucky.
How do you put it on your mum's life right now?
Nice, James. Nice.
I'm not sure right now.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm lucky.
My bird's got white stats.
Pfft.
Sorry.
Your bird's got white stats.
What's that? Like, strokes per minute.
Hahaha.
85 grit.
85 grit.
85 grit. 84 stroke.
99 swallow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, Dave.
Jakey Davis.
Jakey Davis.
Yo.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Now, but Jakey, why does your pro look like that, Black?
That's crazy.
Man, with the KSI forehead with the Eddie Holtrink, Black.
That is madness.
By the way, boys, the new video is nearly 1 million two days.
Aw.
So 920K.
You're welcome, boys.
That was a golf-saving challenge.
No doubt about that.
Yep.
Is that like, can't you want to pass?
Zoom.
Cut in.
Aw.
I'm trying to cut it back, I'm probably a bit too late by that.
Oh my god.
I was going to be back, I was going to be back.
It was going to be back, I think.
It's going to be back, I was just going to be back.
Go on, mate.
Go on.
Go on, we won, we will.
Again?
I see you, I see you, I see you.
Fine.
Come on, try and have taste.
Swear it.
Oh.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Here we go.
The disruptor, that's me.
Fucking lord.
I've liked it, I've liked it.
I've liked it, I've liked it.
In the middle.
One more, one more.
Oh
You'd have been in power either you'd have been alive when Tony Blair was it promise that was he good or bad pie
I do not want to say
Oh
Taze that was not taze bruh that was me
That's fucked
I'm gonna see taze wearing a string vest in the next bobboy video now you're making him think bro
I'm telling you that is me not him, bro
That's bad for me.
He's because of the brothers.
Listen.
It's an easy mistake.
Pow. Listen pow.
Sorry, what was that mean? I want to hear that, blud.
He brought his pow, man.
You'd rather me, blud.
He's not going to come on.
He's not going to come on.
Brothers, some another mother.
I think that's a sad...
That's you and Toby, blud.
Go to the church.
It isn't because you're not in it and it's also not what the club's called.
If you're not in me now, my granny's passed, so I'll limit it. Thank you for that.
Alright, let's go boys!
It's a shame I'm watching ballers league the more on Tuesday's video.
Oh my god, my stuff, eh?
Oh my fucking god!
Sub me off!
Sub me off!
Sub me off!
Sub me off!
Oh my god, you remember it! Team over!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
J.K., you're the one.
You still turn me on.
What a challenge.
What's going on?
Kevin serves your home again.
Oh, he's out.
Is he gone?
I might be gone, yeah.
I think he's gone.
I might be gone.
Yeah, he's gone.
That's fine, Giff.
That's fine.
I'm going to play the folks now.
No!
His head's gone tonight.
Yeah, fucking bastard, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't need to commit here. We've got two goals.
I wasn't gonna come out, it was just a bad pass.
Fucks sake.
Go on.
Yeah, yeah.
One more, one more.
Yeah, roi.
Yeah, roi, what the fuck?
Nice, my stuff, man.
Why do I have a bad pass?
What the fuck is going on here?
Oh my fucking god
What the fuck is going on here?
I'm not so sure
You fucking you know
I can't now move it
Now move it
What do you mean you are?
McGranny's fucking gone
Ah this guy is fucking serious
He's gone
So it's for you
for the first time though, she's using her main leaves.
Uh-oh.
That's her don though.
Is that a stripper again?
And this time it's a stripper.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh my God!
It's a big bird passing, it's a big bird passing, she's not been trinning.
Fucking hell, there we go.
Keep going, offside, offside, offside, offside.
Send it left.
Send it left.
Yes, yes.
I mean, a ginger.
Left that one.
And you sent it.
Oh, nice flick.
Jamin, Jamin, this one.
What are you doing?
What is he up there?
Jakey fucking stay back bro, honest man.
We've got ten men you're like Bruno, you're just doing a dick.
I'm not like Bruno Fernandez.
You're nothing like him.
I'm gonna have him right, right, right, right, wide, right, wide, right.
Sorry if I...
I see that wrong, I see that wrong, go on, keep on going.
I see that, I see that.
What?
I see that.
I see that.
I think Aaron just kind of appealed.
I said left here, I said left here.
You've got two already.
Sorry about that.
Can I sell lucky?
You've been in a really good place tonight.
Ah, please. No.
Yeah!
Save.
Yeah, not much to chat.
Jack, he sucks in the piss.
How white I am, he's exposed you.
Mate, when that...
Oh, wait.
What?
X is free.
What's he got?
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
She's not good, man.
She's not good, man.
Honestly, you have to get rid of her.
Nice.
I'm gonna have to give her a...
Just in case, just in case, lads.
Not that very much.
She's not just racing the moose, she's not looking for a new club again yet.
And I move one clock as well.
Yeah, we don't.
I just like the little log spell on the side, don't I?
Oh, my God.
He's got it in you.
I'm open.
One more.
Oh, my God.
be the worst. Please play left back. I want my John Cena, you man can't see me. Pass the ball,
pass the ball, now big man team. No, no, no, less of that. Well done. Well done,
Let's go, let's go. Let me open that. Come on. Give me Carragor. Go. I take a shot.
Oh, come on.
First time.
Okie pie.
Delivery. Delivery actual real players.
I don't know what.
Go left, go left.
Chat.
Chat, you might be giggling sometimes.
I
He's just not in the best.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
J.T., bro.
J.G., you're left like a pubic.
Let's not, yeah, let's not.
July, it's not cash out.
Big man thinks it's not cash out.
And that is fucking rubbed off on exit this part.
Oh, my God.
This is terrible.
Oh, my God, Bob.
Why is that?
I'm in it down.
Everybody, I'm in it down.
This has got nothing to do with your red card.
Can we on?
I know it's not.
Thank you.
We're all musicians.
Nice.
Perfect line up, line up, line up, line up.
Good ball, it's a good ball.
Let's go, we need another go.
One more!
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Nice, relax.
Take your time, take your time.
Oh, my goodness.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
Unity.
It's a bad pass up.
Pino, why are you so still?
Unity.
All of that, bro.
If the back, if you need, pal.
Yeah, I'm going in the middle there.
Unity with three Hs, pal.
Well done, well done, well done.
I'm showing for the good.
Nice, nice.
Relax, now, relax.
Relax, relax, relax.
Relax, relax.
Well done, well done, get it right, now get it right.
Yes!
I need to change my boots for the next game.
Well done, boys.
I think I've got a man on the match, sir.
Yeah, now you're right, Jim.
I swear now, you've got a good eye, Vlad.
For the other fucking team.
I'll match you all doing that good.
Now, you've got a quick chat.
Who's mad at the match here? Roy? Roy mad at the match? That fuck has got five gifters.
You can have speeches, not going to chat.
That's five gifters.
Yeah, come on, I'm not trying to make a gifter.
I'm trying to make a gifter.
You fucking love five gifters.
He's smart on his pro, he said, yeah.
Wait, how do you do this, this grand fighting thing?
How do you buy the levels and all?
You all right, D?
There's a shop on there.
Can I have a quick one?
Go on, go on, go on.
What, private, look?
Yeah, please.
Club store, yeah.
Fire Riders.
You all right, mate?
I'm in your game, yeah.
Yeah. I didn't want to say this in front of the other players, because they were all equal.
But I slowly feel like I'm becoming a key player.
And I was just wondering if I could get higher wages.
What you're doing is club farming every game. It's doing me a thing.
You need to actually play in your position.
I don't mind you going forward every now and then.
But when you're going forward, only going forward and not getting back,
that's where I draw the line.
And I think if you keep doing this, you're not going to last very long at the club.
We're expecting after you say I'm clip farming is clip farming winning us the game
I mean defensive left yes, you scored a goal, but you score a goal. I mean once a fucking blue moon, mate
Yeah, I appreciate. No, you know, I appreciate I should probably stay back a little bit more
That's why I should yeah, if you can prove to me that you you know your heart's in it
And you are gonna stay back. You're gonna take the advice on board and you're gonna go from there then
listen
I'll fucking high ways no problem, but this minute in time you sign a contract and that's contract. We're gonna stay with
Okay, no worries. All right. Thank you. I thank you Gaffer
I'm gonna go get a drink chat one minute
Why is it any time I have a laugh is a clip file
Where's someone called clip I would appreciate it. What did you get told off black?
No, it's what we do now though between me and you ex ask for higher wages
I thought feel like I'm going to be the key player, you know
What do you know what Jake? I'm not gonna lie still like yeah, you got like the star of the show look about you
But you know them wait there
When they were calling you a fat Mikey more in the chat. I said don't talk about my friend like that blood
I'm keep me. No, I don't worry. I always stand up for you, but you know, I just feel like I'm creating things, you know
No, you are.
Jake, you're actually quite all right with that game, mate.
I'll say.
Well, thank you.
And just a decent goal as well.
Maybe it means a lot of that.
No, it's all right.
As long as you stay next to me in defence, we're all right.
I'm going to go for a quick wee wee's.
All right, lads.
Yeah, you fucking go for it, piss.
Thank you. Just going to have a clever thought.
By the way, how come no one told him about his goal?
That was a fucking scorcher.
That was a filthy go you get me Roboto Carlos fan
We're telling him it was good. He's gonna fucking try and do it again, and he's gonna try and keep doing it
He's locker nice in his locker fair enough fair enough fair enough
Fantastic gold. Oh, it was no that he's not here a fucking brilliant. Yeah
You know that he's gonna be winding them power shots up every fucking game
Hello Press now? Confirmed.
How do I...
Oh my god my guy's cold now what the fuck.
What position do you play in?
What was you on the wing?
I don't know what position I am.
What radio it is?
Where does he marate in?
No, I think you can see it when you go actually into the line of which is Dutch.
I'll go ahead and play styles.
are you on your attribute things yeah I'm on archetypes does it show
wait let me turn the stream on
I don't even fucking know I don't think you're high enough level for it wait did
I mean, everything I just do is not a go on.
Did you pay for something?
Yeah.
I think you've got to like open a bundle for it.
Did you open the pack? Like, it's like a pack of...
Well, these guys are over there, but I'll figure it out.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, I don't have enough money.
What kind of truth is everyone's not blocking right now?
What?
What?
What did you just ask?
We got should I look at it? I have they got subtitles on stream blood because I don't know even though what he said fan big man
He said, you know what's our length your beard are at the minute. I've upgraded me for all night
Yeah, that is interesting. That's more interesting than the best in question
Man's got a taste trim buzz cut
You're a weirdo you jakes
Why?
You're a weirdo. You have a third jacket or is it just all over?
I'll fade it. Give it a few weeks and then I'll start fading, do you know what I mean?
I'm fading.
Where do you fade?
Fade ball, it's in that box.
Dusty! Cheer up, mate! Yo!
Daff is back. Go drop this cover.
No, no, go and spread it.
Get some agility, you can move better, close range. Agility.
I've got no points left.
What was the matter with you the prime?
Welcome back to the tournament.
Where's Tayden?
Yeah, I'm coming on.
Yeah, he's skill planting.
Thank you for allowing us to hang out again.
I think he showed his intro.
I do not love playing, man.
Oh my God, I'm 83.
Yeah, that's good.
Bro, why are the McFlees never on?
Flurry.
FBD, favorite prime.
FBD.
Can you buy more XP in store?
Okay, check one off, show me intro one more time.
Nah, you shouldn't put them for it.
Ha ha ha!
How was that one funny, was it Morgan?
Charlie!
Five out of five as well.
Thank you very much mate.
Appreciate it, Charlie.
Thank you very much, brother.
Sorry I missed it.
Thank you very much mate.
Thank you bro.
Yeah, I'm doing that live.
Camille's on Twitch now.
JQ.
Fuck me off, lad.
Are you alright?
Are you up for this?
Camille's chat.
I don't know mate, why?
Nah, that's the level of taking out.
Let's just go along now.
Oh, brother.
Nah, actually you can drive.
I bet she gets loads of attention.
Doesn't she, that little budge?
What the fuck?
Just cut my girlfriend a little bitch.
Yeah, and then since she gets loads of attention,
like basic the car. I said the pensions. Oh, right. Okay. I
don't say the pensions and say what is your name Mrs. Well,
she's
merely getting that she gets there.
Legally dog ears. Legally dog ears. Legally dog ears.
Do you know?
Ginger old is she?
Nah, it's not for the internet to know because they're getting in trouble
I won't get in trouble, she's fucking 20
Go on Charlie, put him on a five mate
Thank you brother, thank you Charlie, she's not 19 bruh, stop lying
She's not 19?
Is she 19?
Is she not 19 forever?
Nah
Why don't you explain girth and stuff, she was a child
Do you even get the fucking point?
Well the girth and touch go each other for fuck's sake
I'm so glad I'm not live, bro. You've not seen my face, bro.
My expression right now. My expression.
Oh, my expression.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
19 litres, 17 litres, 19 litres, bro.
How many litres, fam?
Are we going to Anne Frank?
What the fuck?
Anne Frank.
Oh, my God.
I get it. I have to send the job.
I can't believe what I got put in the morning then.
Nah, I'm going to get lying in the morning. I should make a good job of mine.
We've been always make our call, don't we?
Yeah, we do, we do, we do.
I'm going to try and get off by ten, go gym, and then go ball off.
Oh, shit, we're all going to ball us tomorrow.
That's going to be our pick, lads.
I might vlog it.
my blogger lads sorry if you if you're vlogging out get there earlier yeah I'm
gonna vlog it yeah let's go let's go watch any one I judge I'm getting a
12 30 train man I'll come to you why is it quarter past nine what I'm I'll get
What time is the first game start again, James?
Five, five, five, fifteen.
Alright, okay, I'll be there for that.
I am there mate, yeah.
Aw, yes, mate.
And what have you got on Tuesday?
What are you doing?
Go on, Charlie, do you ever get to the end, brother?
Clack, do you ever get to the 34, mate?
Go on, the fucking boy.
No, I can't, because we've got early cool Tuesday morning.
Ah, fuck it, mate, come on.
Is this that hill?
Yeah, mate.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
We're going to fight them, aren't we? I thought we should.
Oh, six o'clock's the first game.
It's not. It's 5.15, I think.
Nice, nice. Or more.
Yeah, but unless they've delayed it again.
They only delayed it last time because it was half-tailed.
Lucky, lucky.
We're going to have a second half of United.
What are you going on about?
Manchester United, we play Leeds eight o'clock.
Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be watching it.
What on the sidelines?
Fucking two, right.
Isn't that on during your game?
That's all right. We'll probably be four-nil up by half-time anyway.
Oh, what are you talking about?
Jinz, you already know that you aren't going to be four-nil.
Oh, I forgot. He's come to Leeds fan. You shit, mate.
He's a Leeds fan, but I've got a clip of him trying to deny me chance.
We literally just put a bet on, so you didn't forget.
Pass it.
He's got really... Yeah.
I'll fall off a dig.
Wait, why are you there?
The expressions I've got on the far left.
They've got the fucking dig or something.
Why are you guys taking?
We've got every man back.
We've got every man back.
We've got every man back.
Oh, I'm going to start taking the wiki about extra pressure.
What do you mean?
Oh, come on.
You take, you go for that as well.
You talk about it for real.
Alan.
Nice change.
Oh.
Nice change.
I'll find you, I'll find you, I'll find you.
One more.
I'm going to hit it then.
I'm a joke!
OHHHHH!
Okay, okay, okay.
Fucking shit!
Haha!
Usman talking about...
Your fucking shit!
Your fucking shit!
I'll find you, I'll find you.
Yeah!
Oh!
Bino.
Nice, yeah!
I'll clean it up.
I'm fixing one of them tomorrow.
Oh!
What's up with that?
I'll do another quiz.
Yeah, I'm doing a video, uh, 12 pubs.
I'd rather vlog it so we can cut.
What?
Come on.
Just want me to put some cheesecakes in that.
You're counting vlogger and I'm vlogging.
Go on.
Yeah I can't.
He's done it before we'll do it again.
Oh come on, sweaty ass!
Oh that's fucking awful!
Oh my god, fucking hell!
That's a shame!
Now shut up, lad!
Listen!
Oh, it's taking us fucking awful!
Come on, come on, come on, see it's...
Jake, get the fuck off the corners!
You got a score for a minute!
You click the bars and corners, bro.
Oh shit, man!
Bro, I think you asked me.
Come on. I'll do a better corner next time. Yeah, I promise you don't go from it
Put me you put them on my life will score a corner on my life. He's dead on my life
Just give it to me lads our career chaos and beautiful. Let's go on expressions. I see you
Nice. That's good. That's good. That wrong team, right?
Yeah, yeah, I made all of it 20 barry 7 g2 for the baseline man if you're a pass
Yeah, I'm across.
All the Chibba 16 full of them.
Chibba 29.
Oh, fuck yeah.
I'm right in Alpey Chibba 22.
United Chibba 7 mate.
Nice.
I'm going to go.
Yep.
Look at Hines.
Oh fuck yeah now.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh look at your shit.
Got a brass vest.
She's got a good football, bro.
First down.
Yep, win it back.
Win it back, Taro.
Sorry.
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back.
Come back, come back.
Give it taste.
Jesus Christ.
You've had a no-crossing...
Release the fucking ball!
No Christianity, no nada!
Come on!
Wait in the fucking fudge, it's bonner.
Come on, taste.
What the fuck are you doing?
What is he doing?
Release the fucking ball!
What the fuck is going on?
Caressing balls, blackways!
Jesus Christ, you're a lot of press, my lad.
What are you doing?
It's it!
Oh, that's...
Well, then I watch this for the bonner.
What's he doing?
Ah, fucking hell, being a fuck.
He? He?
I'm a female police officer!
Mickey switches!
Well done, Mikey.
Vakuzov.
Mike, for every turn, mate.
Spend a Giver 29, brother.
Hack on, Giver a turn, mate.
Go on, then, boy.
Of course, they fucking don't pass it.
I didn't pass it to you, bro.
Yeah, I don't know.
What we won? We won?
me out there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Imagine if that goes in.
I'm going to make it up to you as I'm going to make it up to me, Jackie. I'm just in the
I don't have a credit.
Especially as long as I'm sprung up.
You are going to take it.
Go on, Genesis.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Med.
Like you can eat.
I would pay.
Not down.
Oh my.
That's actually great.
Back post, back post.
Jesus Christ.
All my life tears are playing against us.
Fuck you.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
What's up?
Oh, it's a game, bro.
You're a fucking prick.
What's up?
What's wrong?
He said he's just turned the PlayStation off.
Oh, it's a game.
There's no need for that there, PlayStation.
Wait, no.
Okay.
Oh, what is that, miss?
Whose PlayStation got turned off, Betty?
That's the answer.
That's the answer.
That's the answer.
That pisses me off.
What is it?
There's a fucking fever there.
No, it's a game.
No, it's a game.
No, it's a game.
No, it's a game.
No, it's a game.
No, it's a game.
No, it's a game.
No, it's a game.
Thank you very much, boys.
Well, that was like five minutes ago.
I didn't get anything for this club.
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Prime Greta Fomberg gave a cycling fucking joke.
That's generationally, if we come back now.
We've had that one of my bad times already, mate.
Fuck him, man.
Prime Greta Fomberg.
That's amazing.
No, once he's done for the environment,
he's top, absolutely top.
He smashed it.
She smashed it, yeah.
Oh, what?
He just said, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's smashed in the fucking minute. No, Jesus, no.
For the first time, he's having free time, ain't he?
He's been on strike.
Come on.
What's going on, Dall?
Oh, my...
Can we just play again?
Get away.
He's in one of those moons today, Pie.
Get away.
How about a fucking redeeming?
Nice, you are.
Come back with me.
Nice.
Nice.
Get him back.
Get him back.
X, X, X, I'm killing him, feeling.
Go on, go on.
Come back. Here we go.
OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING SAVE
He's back, he's back
There's less fucking scuttle
Ah, don't let him take him off the corner
No, it's me
Oh, dude
Oh my god, it weren't much better, was it?
Jacky
What's the same fucking cross?
Leave it, hold on
He's not even going to the next game
What?
Right here, right now
Oh, he's not even going to the next game
Oh, KAYZE
Ruined another fucking video, who'd have thought it?
And I'm the one in the wrong
Someone's going to get on the station
Come on, really, Jin
Stop, shit's wrong
Nah, I'm trying to pass it
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Are they like it?
Yeah
Get out of here, get out of here!
We're going to do redemption, right?
Jakey wanted redemption!
You will never have luck!
Come on!
Oh my god, that's cool, wait!
Finish, finish, finish!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Get a ball!
Get a ball!
Get a ball!
I told you man!
Let's get it going now boys!
I'm not real man!
I'm worth it man!
We're coming fun!
We're coming up with a dance move!
Two to two man!
I love the desperate, my ex, I love the desperate, I love the desperate.
Come on, my G.
Go on, I really do.
Nice.
Come on.
I think I've seen better acting in porn than them two.
I've actually not watched that video in such a long time, I don't do that stuff.
Don't turn your PlayStation off.
Good boy.
Look at X, got an expression skin him.
One more.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Could have run at him.
Yeah, should have to be.
Got a fucking...
I'm serious, I'm gonna do that.
I've got that generally.
I forget.
AIJ.
You ready to go?
Look at X, look at X.
Go on a pass, go on a pass.
I see, I see, I see.
He's there.
Go on a pass yourself.
The best for the team.
Not best for the team.
Cut back, cut back.
Corner, corner, I did it for corner.
Right.
Can we put this away from the keeper?
Yeah, no worries, I'm waiting to go keeper.
Away from the keeper and beating the first man.
You want to beat the first man as well?
Fuck it, I'm all right.
Oh my lord, a buff.
He's got a kill, but I'm sorry.
My ears are gone.
He's got a kill, but I'm sorry.
I don't want to be out of here.
You've got the answer.
Yeah, I can't be one.
Two.
Focus.
One.
Fuck you.
We're done, we're done, we're done.
Come on.
Yes, you lads.
Is it fun?
You can be honest, but not in this, man.
I fucking...
Get it out, boys.
Get it out, boys.
I'm fucking...
We've got 25 minutes, boys, 25 minutes there.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, before the eighties, and we're going to win this.
You've got to flick it on there.
I'll win it.
I'll win it.
I can't believe you know what's wrong Jakey boys
What's wrong Jakey, speak to me, go on
Go on, speak to me Jakey
Mate, just express yourself
Oh my god he's through, aww
Work it back
Jakey, you're gonna redeem yourself for this game
I couldn't redeem myself for this game but James thinks he's funny there
Come on
What a block bro, I'm willing, I'm willing
F***ing come on
F***ing f***ing block
you're from here boy, I'm from here
you can't hurry up
now move it up now move it up
now send me now send me
oh my god
finish
yes
what's my talk about
bro
and I'm gonna give it to you
yes blood
you know what I mean? it's gonna deliver to you
both guys
I will not be afraid
It's the two, two blood jeans, the equaliser, Dems are washing in front of the cold blood.
Let's go!
Sorry, being out.
You all right, mate?
Pai, that was fucking a beautiful ball.
Thank you very much, my bro. I got so excited, man.
We're all right, we're all right.
That was a plate fan.
That was Thanksgiving, Pai.
That was on a plate fan. Thank you very much, Pai.
Anytime, mate.
We all need-
Oh, my God, finish!
Beano, what the fuck?
I thought that, I thought it was left footed.
Yeah, I was gonna say I can't be your strong foe.
That can't be.
You got prison shooting on, I forgot that's what happened.
Get up!
Fucking hell.
Hello Roy.
Oh, it's a fucking nut one it.
Fuck.
Don't need to find those gems.
I don't want to go free kick.
Nice, nice, nice.
You need a car review though.
We make these, we make these.
Oh my god.
Come on, come on.
This is the middle man.
That's what I'm talking about!
Well, yeah, that's how we come back into the game, fam.
Come back to the town, we come back into the game.
That's redemption, man.
What does it mean?
Taste-turning the playstation off might have been a fucking genius play.
Yeah, that's actually terrible, off the game.
We've scored the orange line.
Right.
Say you know who he is, the game.
Hey, it's a big moment.
Mate, we should have used fucking Bosch.
They've got Cam Chen on the other team as well.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
in that your f-ing nickname in plumify
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HHAHA!!!
NO wRED
I WON TO WIN THE FUCKING PIE
Fuck save time.
He's got a ginger, I don't know if I'm gonna get it.
Yeah, he is, he's got a ginger.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Too much common and too much channel, lads.
Come on.
Oh, boy, send me outside, we just need another goal.
We win this, we win this. We've got fucking 10 minutes.
Fuck save time, we've got to go to the staffer.
Wikiwains, lads.
It's him, right?
I'm fucking trying, but he's rapid.
Switch if you need.
Mate, has he just been subbed on?
I'm gonna land my boy.
Oh my god.
Nice.
I feel it. Do you want to pass?
Go on.
Oh.
I'm lucky.
Jin's hot off field.
What are you gonna run about?
What the fuck?
Nice.
Bro, your pro's actually not bad. I can't lie. Just your shit.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm at bulls*** mate.
You're on, you're on.
Up she's in the middle.
Sway!
WOOOOO!
Please, go short, go short, go short.
Be the first man I'm swinging, no peri-
I'm going to be the first man.
I'm going to be the first man.
I'm going to be the first man.
Next time we go short, lads.
I'm fucking not going to be the next team.
Well, there's always a next time.
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
You just told me to kill myself.
I got me the ball
we're gonna get one more time you just got to take it loves
one more one more
What the fuck, man?
I'm talking about Scroogey Gold, man!
What's my talking about?
You might have thrown me under the buff.
Am I a prick fan?
What's my talking about?
Man's called Two Goals. I got the Pre-Assist, man.
Not the Assist, the Pre-Assist.
I was involved, man.
Yeah? What were you doing, Chesney, man?
What were you doing?
Oh, he evolved, man.
He evolved, like, Snorlax from Pokemon.
Well, then it was there for me.
No, no, we're gonna get a quicksand, blub.
What's wrong with talking about?
You think that, blub?
Don't even try it, blub.
Oh.
You're looking like Eric Dyer up strong, blub.
I'm telling you, blub. That's what it is.
My was looking like Victor Yocarest, blub.
That's what you were looking like, blub.
I'm telling you, running in quicksand.
What were you doing, Jin?
Ha!
Oh.
Well, well, wait for me.
old your ass is there on fuck me I don't have a game like that the fucking severe
bottle there like yeah that's part now you know what we we got we came back in
it like the draw like we use that but damn man in the match pro was fucking
Jake is Jakey back all the way I'm a barbie barbie is the redemption are
still on my G just broken up yeah now I hear it bro I'm telling you fan
don't worry about losses and winnings my G but what you got to do is you
I'm back now I know fooling around blood no abandoning shit blood you know
It's because it's because
Someone's not backed out from last game
Now it's need to someone I don't know it's out of tears are pie
I mean, I'm behind the next match then, back in.
Well, I think if I could get the game, I'd go back in for something, because...
Yeah, it's Taze's back... It's Taze's back to out.
Goosey, I'm not in.
Hey, hey, I think Jinger or Taze needs to back out, innit?
Nah, we're all good now.
We're out, we're out, right now.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, okay, okay.
There we go.
Jinger, can I request to be put on wing back, just to help me out a little bit?
How about you just play your fucking position, bro?
Oh, you know that it'll help me as well.
Oh, there we go, hankle back on me.
Oh, God, I've got a swarbone.
I told you, I told you, I, uh, correct, what, what?
No, we're at the touring. Oh. The spicy one?
We're at the touring? Yeah, that's right. There they go.
Ooh.
There's a thing she's so cool.
Oh, great, your player chat. I'll be honest with you, I don't even need them, not good.
We're all lovers here, we're all lovers and fighters and nothing else.
No, Chats not toxic, thank you.
No, your Chats are lovely, yeah.
Lightly brain-rotting, but...
Yes, slightly.
Slightly.
Slightly.
Jellies, back the fuck up.
All right, boys.
None of this passion.
Jellie, don't do it, bro, because I'm just so cool.
What?
Do you think I'm very handsome, mate?
All right, thank you.
That was proper toxic.
No, it's not, Lucy.
Get the fuck off, Lucy.
Fuck off, Lucy.
You can fuck off.
Let's play this game, yeah.
We'll get back.
Right, boys, come on.
Yeah, let's hear it right.
Let's see how it goes.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hey, hey, run, beat it.
Run, beat it.
We actually have some more types of beating.
Run, beat it all, lad.
Hey, this is Jackie's big game, this.
This is his big game.
Come on, please.
Jackie fucked me.
Yeah, alright.
No one wants that.
No one wants that.
I see a friend.
I was going to call Bob, what a fuck.
Wait, was it fuck?
Let's see, I'd like to apologize.
They've cut through there.
What was that?
What the fuck?
What was that?
What is taste, is it?
Aaron?
I didn't hear a voice.
Someone's fucking trying to do my voice.
Yeah, it wasn't fucking.
That was the voice I've not heard.
What's your carry doing out there?
I thought I'd have a fucking mic.
I'm sorry, I can't lie.
It's a big game though.
Winners.
What the fuck is the keeping?
Go left, go left, go left.
Go on, here we go.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
What is it?
Win it back, win it back.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, boys.
Nice, go back there.
You've got to pass. You've got to pass.
I'm here again.
I don't mind breaking the lanes, don't mind the lanes.
Left open, left open, left open.
On the middle, on the middle.
I'm all black, man.
I'm on the middle, I'm on the middle, I'm on the middle.
Oh, take a ball.
I'm on the middle, I'm on the middle, I'm on the middle.
Oh, my God!
Can we have a good corner?
My game's not...
Oh, not this fucking cunt.
Go short, Jake.
I'm in the middle, I'm on the middle.
Nice, now it will score, man.
I can't, I can't.
What? You're still-
Oh! Hit the bar! Hit the bar!
Fucking hell!
What's happening?
Why the fuck have you chosen your left foot, by the way, when I'm right footed?
Yeah, that is very odd and peculiar. Probably a bug in the game, actually, and there's a-
Oh, I can't understand him.
Lemon, 234, mate. Go on, Lemon.
I can't do that anymore.
No, you can't do that anymore.
He still provides us with coins, aren't you?
Oh!
Oh, it's anything I actually can.
I've got three more streams left.
That's all half the room.
We've got until then, the year to do, so I'll probably just do it in the team of season.
So, what do we do if we want them?
Yeah, I'm good at IGD on these ones.
Nice.
Go on that side, I'm sorry.
Ah, oh, oh.
Oh!
I like you, mate, I like you so much.
Oh, dirty bastard.
Dirty bastards.
Who wants it?
Who wants it?
I'll get out of it.
Who wants it and who gets it? Two different things, though.
He's this.
Did I just go fucking bag it?
Oh, man.
I'm not feeding you raw vegetables, I'm backwarp black!
Oh my god, backwarp, backwarp, backwarp, backwarp, backwarp
Oh, Jakey, you're fuckin' pure basic, pure...
Oh, well, Jakey, you're fuckin' fucking...
No, bruv!
Jakey, well done, bruv!
Well done, Jakey!
Stolen black, tele-rollin', fam, and you missed this one!
Back to the fuckin' deep end!
No, I don't catch it, cause only peasants get it.
Only pussies can't catch it.
Peasants, be honest, you didn't say, yeah!
I didn't say pussies, I didn't say pussies!
Dude, they can't!
That's fucking bad, that.
Only pussies...
Inside, inside, inside!
So, I bounce back, I bounce back.
Come say handshake?
Nah, I don't believe anymore, Bino. You always say you're going on.
Right, another corner, come on. Here's the one. Here's the one.
Short, Jakey, come on. Trust me, we're back.
Really deep.
Right, Jakey.
Short!
Where do you think you're going, here?
Jakey, go, Jakey.
It's too close to the keeper!
Jakey, you fucking corner the wank, bros!
You need to aim away.
Just go, Short.
Fuck!
Just saw them off, get a twinkie, something.
Left back, Bla.
What is it? What is it going to do again?
Alright, I'm gonna say if you keep your eye on him.
Jake, if you do one more long corner, you're gonna come under your room.
Haha.
Oh, fuck you, have a outlander.
No, we won't.
Hey, be not your other bro after this.
Oh, I don't know, I'm up early in the morning.
Got play metric class.
Fuck it, I'll wait for me to fence.
Nice!
Haha!
Play metric class, what the fuck is that?
Oi, that is...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, look at that!
Oh, look at that!
I'm sorry if you're over here.
No, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry, that's it.
I'm sorry, that's it.
I'm sorry, that's it.
I can't believe it.
I'm not even that bad.
Yeah, I'm way too tired to do it.
Oh my God, I just realised that was me, weren't it?
I'm so sorry.
Oh my God.
Oh my.
I didn't know.
I thought it was X without pros, wasn't it the same?
Yeah, you're damn right.
I'm telling you, kind of.
Sorry, yeah.
That's been happening all game for me as well, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, I mean, that was the last game.
It was all right.
They'll learn it last game.
It's all right.
That's what my pro looks like.
Chuckie from the rug.
Oh well.
Come on, Jakey.
Nice but-
Ah, fucking, sign the wrapper up, Jakey!
Yeah, I've lost my pro.
Nah, your dad should have fucking wrapped it up.
Fuck that, not a pro!
You should have got a lost there as well, that is fucking bullshit!
You're the only one who actually destroyed my confidence, by the way.
Nah, Jakey, you've got it from now on.
Yeah, you've got it from now on, Jake.
You can't make it worse, that's the beauty of it.
You could have a fucking,
you could have a good game now.
Come on, let's go.
Get me a left back, I'm doggie, that's fucking great Jason, but it's just you fucking train doggie, don't mean you fucking got it broke.
I swear we ain't even a left back anymore.
I'll tell you what he is, he's a fucking ball and door winner mate.
No, it's a console.
I'm in, please, for a lot of sake, take that controller off of me.
He's actually some shit.
What are you even trying to do?
You know what he's trying to do? He's just trying to get clips.
Mate, I'm trying to play the shape for clips.
Fucking hell, mate.
I'm not even nibbling no more, I'm just gonna talk on the pitch.
You're genuinely hard on the clips.
Nice!
By the pass!
Line!
On the pass!
Yeah, that's what you're doing, mate.
Good ball, you know.
You're in the middle.
Oh, that's a good cue, mate.
Oh, my God, look at that save!
Right, go short, go short, and then whip in.
I can lead a horse to fork in McDonald's, but I can't beat him.
Go short and then go, yeah, I'm coming in.
I'm horse with Donalds, who's the horse, Jakey's?
I can watch it, she's got a name.
Edge? Yes, sorry, Alan.
Nice, brilliant.
Another corner.
Short to me, please, Jakey.
Do short to me, do short to me, Jakey.
You're fucking...
Oh, that's not even bad.
That's not even bad.
That's not even bad.
The ball came down, I'd fucking snow on it, mate.
Which means it's not even that bad.
Fucking wank.
That was so fucking reader. I was like good. It's called being a fucking good player and put the boner back in a minute
Your shit
Yeah, that's so greedy, just fucking pass it man.
No, it would have been filthy.
No, you know.
No, no, it's true.
You've been an absolute force.
Go on.
Yeah, good little blocks.
Quite a big ban, there's a big difference.
Use it as a fucking dating platform, or you'll pee to it.
Oh my God.
Go on HTVC for the problem, I'm nice.
That's disgusting.
Exactly.
Nice, fucking disgusting.
Walkin' everyday and it's like been writein' fuckin' Roblox
Oh, he beats that!
I mean, perfect time to do that!
I mean, fuck the allegation!
Try on walls and we'll get it!
It's weird!
Perfect time!
What the fuck do you mean?
Turners PC off!
Perfect time, Chuck!
Get out, boys!
Yeah, well, my house better than this!
Ooh!
Good luck, recovery!
Perfect time!
Perfect time!
No, no, please, bro!
Whoa!
It's that one of these ones.
We had an undane, it was actually really good, and I said, oh la la, what was the food like?
And now I'm on millions.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Well, that one was...
Did you get someone to marry that?
Did I made it myself in Capcom?
Oh my god, something to chat said.
Brody, we said that exact same time.
They know, they know.
Brody, we are on our level, get the subs on par.
Take your cell. It's green band mate.
Is anyone else's screen black? Black?
No, I just asked. It's just yours.
If it is, you have to close that.
I was here on that win.
Put it on. Put it on.
Wait, wait, wait. Imagine I can see.
Bro, imagine I can see.
What the fuck is that expression?
This is a grand football manager, bro.
Hey, Jim, I'm going to send you a picture.
Oh, my God.
They won't find you for the gift.
Are you managing us, then?
Is it a colour thing bro?
What's going on?
What the fuck?
I don't know, I don't see colour.
I don't know, I don't know.
Look at this!
Yes, look at this!
Fucking brilliant jerky!
Fuck that jerky, I find the flash.
Fucking great!
Oh my god, what the fuck is going on?
That's the fucking boy in fucking Angon!
Little no-chins fucking two-chins fuck!
Mate, no!
He's got the fucks over there.
He's got the fucks over there.
Oh my god, the fucks over there.
One more time.
What was that noise?
Oh!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
That's my fucking mind.
That's my fucking mind.
Well done Beano, well done Pye
Kicking the fuck out of me
No cheating man
Have you seen the first female manager's been hired for the hands game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I lumped on him to go down
What the fuck is that, Ax?
Branna!
Branna!
So you don't say I lumped on them?
I am, I am, they're all over the place
Yeah, no
I put on those, I get them
No, but they are actually decent odds to go down
No, I think they're staring up.
Right, but it's your job, mate.
It won't make comments like that.
What the fuck?
What's that got to do with my job?
You know, you commentate on the women's game.
Can I take that?
I never commented on a woman's game in my life.
What, you said like it's a bad thing?
You fucking egotistical and sexist.
I fucking love some money's money.
Aww, fuck it out.
Fuck it out.
Next thing you know, Able Simon, he's a man who's a fucking only fan.
Oh, he's not bad!
I would love to promote the women's game.
Well, fuck it, do it then.
Do it for the right cause, not for the money.
I'm not the fucking boss.
You don't see me fucking you know me, I was out there doing all the voice.
No, I'm challenge.
Yes, Brad, what's happening, Paul?
I love the women's game.
Exactly, sir, do I?
He fucking better love the men's game.
He's not even love the men's game.
Just said that, Jake, why have you said that?
You're calling an order, all the way.
No, no, no, no.
I
No, I'm a bit of a woman, right?
No, I bet it fucking is.
I could have an unfortunate plate, then.
Grabbing the lobby, bro.
Brad, no, Brad. How long have you been away for, Brad?
Brad, he's in Australia, mate.
I don't know what the fuck about Planet Euron.
Nice. Good save. Good save.
Brad's monster chapter.
He was enough to do that.
Yeah, that's my move.
Finally, Benoque.
Yep.
Fucking pics, get me off, I'll pay the fine.
That's gonna be another five!
I'm not fucking sharing a picture, I couldn't again.
Nah, he's just fucking done that.
Yeah, but I can't believe it.
Fuck this.
Fucking get me off it.
Apparently Roy just muted himself from seeing women's fucking shit.
Aw, fuck it off, I've never...
He wouldn't hear you go.
Say it, come on, I wouldn't just say it, I thought.
Like, like, just trust me.
Trust me, trust me, trust me, trust me.
Trust me, like, just trust me.
What are you doing?
I was showing you some skills
See, I have gone on, but that's because there's a five gifted on the line
Oh my god, no
Well done, boys
Holy! Go on, Holly!
Fucking legend
I cannot wait to fucking play you
What the fuck are we doing?
Thank you, Holly
Have you asked for the bottle?
I'm not sure that stuff. Oh wait. How many of you got Jackie?
Expressions!
You're so shit.
You've got to stop throwing me under the bus.
I'm timed out, blab.
You know what's AI Expressions, blab?
What am I talking about?
I mean, okay, so I'm talking about.
Hook it down, Jackie.
What the fuck?
Actually got signed, bro.
No, it is.
Yes, yes, yes
Inside, inside, inside, inside, beane-er
Oh, yes, oh
Sorry, lads
What the fuck?
It was good, it was good
Oh, I'm gonna kick you
Go on, lean, lean on it, go on, go on, go on
I feel bad, but
Go on, go on!
Oh, he's actually
That's him hard
Have you actually got a car as your fucking pro?
No, I'm gonna make a trip to Paraguay for this one
Oh
She's good, she's okay
What the fuck's he called?
Deep ad
Oh, lads, lads, lads
Fucking slight, oh my god
BORIES, PLEASE
Oh my god. Hey, Holly, thank you so much. Honestly, holy fuck man. I appreciate that as well.
Holly's like a second Jaguar. Not Jaguar. Jaguar Mama.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god.
Holy fuck. Thank you so much.
Yeah, I love you Jimmy. Thank you, Paul. Yeah. Cover for you. Thank you, Paul. I took it. Okay. Okay.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. Order flag. I'm going corner, I'm going corner.
I'm going corner. Yes. No, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, hold it. Hold it.
Oh
Use that backside in the box get the box Mustafa about to be yeah, you can say Mustafa nice nice nice nice
Hey, take your face. Go on turn around nice. Love it. You and the gap in the gap. Go on give me give me
Go on by a way
Don't wait
Get down. Oh my god
I swear down if you man bottle this flag take his legs take his legs. No, don't take his legs. No, don't take his legs
Nice
Come on! Hey Holly, thank you so much! I appreciate you Holly, thank you so much!
Wait, it was Hung!
That's James, he has to gift himself.
Oh, God, give me himself five subs? No, I don't- Oh!
If you get a red card in your mind on the match, everyone owes you five! That's the rule!
No!
No, you can't actually get a rule!
I have no good of capacity!
It goes to second place that for me so I don't really want them so stick it on a virtual arse if you win
I got third place so I will actually do that
Go on stick it on a virtual pony if it wins we'll share it
Right, virtuals, here we go, harsh
I see Bob will be on a good night Bob
Right, you've got arcade of fire, fleet fox, new rob, peg whistle, chink chink you
Fleet fox, fleet fox, I don't need to be the rest of them
Each way or just to win
We should have gone for peg whistle
Well, it could be the one you know taking a fucking push
What's it on skybat?
Yeah, of course you can't drink
Fucking ass rest. Yeah, but I do I can't go I can't make it. It won't go full screen
fuck your judge, you got 25
when
oh holy
holy Ikehan, holy holy
holy Ikehan, holy holy
holy Ikehan, holy Ikehan
holy Ikehan, holy holy
Good one, holy, you sexy bitch
Shahgma Mahali
Ah Ali, ah Ali
Shahgma Mahali
we love Ah Ali
You are, are we?
Favourite of 25 again, love.
You're a fucking legend.
Thank you so much, love.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hang on, chat, we're on.
Yeah, we're on here, lads, we're on here.
Come on.
Number 13, we are.
Number 13.
Come on, mate, we're on the chat.
Because everyone watched.
Where are we?
Everyone.
We're at about five.
It's challenging for the lead.
Number 13.
That's where it's at.
Now, the mix, sir.
You're in the mix, sir.
The rail.
I've seen this script enough times to know it's open.
There we go.
13.
We're finished!
It's a huge number.
I've seen it before.
It's a great session.
Forks sake.
Chingu!
New English.
Luke Chingu!
Luke Chingu.
Be human.
Woody bingo.
Forks sake.
I reckon we got one more there, didn't we?
No, I just put a trigger on that.
I think something's popping in the bugger.
Yeah, goodbye.
Hey, Mr. DJ.
Why do you actually know on this set off who's winning them?
Now you can tell like on that bend you know if you've got no chance or not because it's
just the same like a lot of it's like the same script so you know if it ain't got absolutely
no chance.
If you man just bet on virtual horses, then run away.
I just want to understand like what just went on, if you man just bet on fake horses
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
They run all day like every minute.
They run. That's so mad by the how much do you oh they must make filthy and answer.
Yeah, yeah. It's just a computer and it's just it's just a computer. It's just a computer generated odds.
Yeah, I'm going to. Chili versus Ghana. Chili heavy favors.
Fuck no. This is going to go wrong.
I'm gonna go ten pound on drawer. It's gonna be more
To no chill. There we go. Yeah, we've seen this
James is definitely slipping into the gambling metal
Nah, I've got a feeling it's gonna be a draw this. I think chilly. I think chilly. I think garlic can get a draw
Put it on and pie will tell you my first kick at ball
Give a go to virtual pussy pie. No, it didn't interest me that virtual asses did
Yeah, I love a little virtual horse, yeah.
Jakey, you can go on the wing now, mate.
Virtually so.
Oh, shit, he's done it.
Mate, mate, mate, mate.
Yeah, it didn't, it didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't want, didn't want to raid anyone, either.
Aaron, I've got my mates, I've got my mates back for 365 and cat,
and he was a prolific better.
I got, I got his account KYC'd one night.
I was doing too many.
Is there anything actually in it?
You know, when there's a favourite, is that actually based on anything?
Right, I think it's a favourite.
Oh, Holly again, Holly! Holly again, Holly!
Holly again, Holly again, Holly again, Holly!
Sharkamama, Holly, Holly, Holly, Sharkamama, Holly, we love Holly.
Go on, Holly, you mad bitch.
Favourite fucking 25 again 25 again 25 again 25 again
Go on Holly. Hey, thank you so much. Love your fucking legend. Thank you. I appreciate your lot. Honestly. Thank you so much
Holly your fucking legend. I fucking cannot wait to perform in front of you at one of the weekend
Fucking legend. Thank you. Hi. If you've been getting a sub make sure you say thank you
Thank you so much. I let your fucking go the number generator. Yes, sir
than virtuals. Yeah we're just saying the virtuals yeah it's just a random like number
generator. Hey Holly thank you love. Here we go we're off chat we're off.
Are we playing Ria? Are we playing another game? Yeah we will I've got a draw on here.
Hang on a minute Chilli are attacking. What a golfing Chilli. It's bad graphics and FIFA.
I'm going to be here again here.
Yeah, genuinely, I want to save what I see.
It's like you're playing old school.
It's another another corner for Chile.
It's a piece really to nil Chile at the minute.
It's all Chile at the minute.
It's all Chile.
You're a poor fella from Ghana.
You got a lot of free promo going on.
I love Paddy.
I don't mind.
What's changed?
Oh, I'm free.
I'm on a draw unless Garda can have an unbelievable second half here, it could be over.
He can play on Chile here and come back.
Oh, I could be a penalty there, and a penalty to Chile.
I can't believe this, he's absolutely mayhem for Garda here.
He slots it away.
He slots it away.
What's going on?
Four-way full-time.
This is all calm, lad, can I at least have a little bit of time to get them to
relegate, and I'll be back.
Yeah.
Germany, Germany and Garda next.
I'm telling you now.
Can I never get him, please?
Can we play on Chile?
Yeah.
Pies kids fed up with this
Jakey you're on the wing, bro. Thanks, mate. Oh, hey Germany versus Ghana. Let's go. We find personal
Offensive what have a game be now or not?
To announce that this is my final game of the night
You're gonna go out with a bag on the wing then jakey mate. Oh mate. I'm gonna I'm gonna go
What's going to be bang it? No, there's no over 2.5
Three one Germany free one. I'm fucking judge. Don't be better. No fucking a a football 50 quid on free one Germany
He's already gone
I
Counting pie start again mate. Well, it's not a game for boys when I went down hell is anybody going the enemy
There you go, I'm on it up. Let's go boys
So wasting your money. I'm wasting my money. I'm invested
Also, it's not my money he's Paddy powers money because no matter what I won yesterday is going straight back into me
Everybody else fail to connect
Oh, we're on, we're on, we're on.
Do we have to do it?
Germany.
Come on, Germany.
Run the game, man.
Come on, Mario Goose!
Oh, it's just past the post.
I can't believe it.
We're just playing fake football.
Oh, my God.
I'm in it.
Garret, Garret, in here.
I forgot I was captain.
Sorry, mate.
Oh, my God.
He cuts you back to SCN.
You missed it.
I know you're on.
Here we go, Phillip Lam here, Phillip Lam plays it in similar, he switches it on the corner
back to Lam, swings it in, Marino Closet wants a save from Garner's goalkeeper, 0-0 at half-time
I've got a feeling Garner might knit this, oh no he comes here having to drive me forward
We're not getting four highlights in second half
We're going to have to restart boys
I'm fucking mercilessly going to draw
Oh, yeah
Fucking no, no, I can't believe this
I'm dashboarding I fucking know I should have gone 11 to 4 on the drawer as well. There's any grounds on
Yeah, I don't know that yeah, I've got London whites versus new castle FC. No, that's not politics
It's just probably let them whites is top them
Yeah, I'm gonna bet on new castle now
I've got 40 quid on Newcastle. It's a guaranteed win. Jesus. It's a guaranteed win, mate. The
playing spurs. It's a guaranteed win.
Yeah, I'm fishing frenzy after this, Ginge. Well, I've a right lock on there.
Just so much.
It's easy money. It's easy money.
I hope you get put in a split virtually. Easy money. Well, I hope you lose your money.
Well guess what, Axe, Axe, Axe, come on mate, when you're playing Spurs these days it's easy money in it, come on, let's be real.
Let's not be real, now send me the link for that, like I said, so if we do get relegated I'll be watching Premier League football from Spurs, it'll be like Dream Team.
I'll do that in Alfred's hand, let's go.
Oh my carves are tightening in there, I'm asked to leave it.
Is the game started yet, Gents?
Er, nah, nah, yeah, I mean, I'm fucking worried if you get in the team, Jake.
I'm almost in, I'm in now, I'm in, I'm in.
I'm gonna shit yourself.
I'm gonna panic and skywalk a bit.
Panic and skywalk a bit.
How do you do it in Expressions?
Do what?
How do you just come up with some of the fucking most mental things on the spot?
He's got ghost rides.
He's got a good sense and I'm not Tracer Black.
Is it on the spot that's a hacky bro?
Oh we're on man!
He's done it again!
Well there's a lot of time on here!
Have you seen the uh...
What?
Have you seen the pester?
These guys get it, these guys get it!
The free kick, the free kick disburs!
Oh you fucking joking man!
Man he's done about...
Man is must be back!
Man is must be back!
Oh!
I'm in the wrong turn!
Oh it's a fucking penalty!
Seeds, Seeds!
Hold that Ginge, 1-0 down Vlad!
I looked into the streets and I crossed it down.
Is that 2-0?
Is that 2-0?
Oh!
Oh, damn bad!
You don't want to keep in there.
Burn about!
You're only one even money bet from getting out the hole. Remember that.
You don't have to find an even money hole.
Nah, nah, holes, holes, man.
Javi!
If you've got
No, you're gonna have to get 50 quid on an even money bet and then
If you just double your money on the on team every much
I'm going on the slots to get me on the back
You can't beat the rust when you get a scotter and fishing frenzy.
Nah, I love, what do you call it, sweet bonanza.
He's gone, we have lost him, he has gone.
I love you, Michael.
Yeah.
Be careful, my friend, there's a slippery fucking slope, I'll tell you that.
Nah, it's alright, I'm not an addict, I just fucking, I like to give back.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Go on, give me some more bananas, go on you slag.
Say it mate, I'll be on this f***ing crypto VPN site, that's what I'm trying to say.
Yes, love that, go on.
JT, you going to shut my door, you me pervert?
Alright JT, I like to fight you sticking up for yourself now.
Doing good.
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's end with a bang.
I think he's not provoking it, he's just doing it.
Exactly see you to do it exactly I'm doing it fair. I would never promote it. I just always
The fuck's that with long hair. I know I was fucking his car
My board hands is changed
me
Which one?
You went
I didn't realise you fucking burned a 6 foot 5 like your man as well.
I've tried it.
I'll fuck you now.
Fucking need a muck of smorgasbord, how do I change the height?
Go to the height.
You can't do that.
I'll go up here, I'll boost the skill.
She's good or not.
Aww.
She's got a good ton of miles man.
I also want to snap Cary's legs.
What the fuck?
Well at least Cary's better on the patch, unlike that fucking wee stupid bad jelly.
Hey Cary, back to the top of here, right wing now, yeah.
Yeah he is.
She's in the stands.
Yeah, I'm making earlier pro now. Just that comment and we'll let's go here and left back
That we screw up
Fucker barely know what yeah fucking get out of there all right
I'm showing I'm showing I'm showing go and get them out. I don't when you should get another line
I'm like
for promotion inside Jakey inside was just fucking but what is it what you
play left like that's right yeah he's probably Jesus got one eye on the slots
I know well that's not the reason me point there is I forgot I position shooting
off right on Lucas spaghetti to you I want to know you bet it's like this game I
I would have known you'd pick us up.
I'd be fucking God Lucas for Catten.
He's playing up front, Blat.
He's in Brazil, man.
Yeah, he's in Flamengo in Brazil.
Oh, he's left? Where's time?
Yeah, he left in January.
Jesus Christ, does he want more time on the loop?
I think he can get away with shit in Brazil.
I think he's all a bit nodged in football over there.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's like fucking 20 of my cards again.
Lionel, Lionel!
Oh, yeah, though, you know, it is a good player, but if he needs to come back to Brazil just so we can, you know, change
No, it is he will just go away with the money's quite good
To get fucking books every week, but they will also paid in double like fucking in a west
It was awful.
How'd you know that?
Big hit.
It was all come out, didn't it?
They often did more than double to leave West Avenue, didn't they?
That's why you refused to play.
Sorry, I should have laid that down.
You alright?
It's alright, mate.
No, you should have paused that because you were in the wrong, but I like it.
I honed up to it, mate.
Hey, listen, you don't ever try and flame-brew me.
I am not on Burger King menu, bruv.
You're not going to...
You are a bit of a whopper to me now.
I think he's one of those adults that's like age.
So he's got the mental age of like an 11 year old. Yeah, he does as well
What me what the fuck I just did it doesn't just just I can't even say what I want to say. He's just that
Well, we all know yeah, we all know go on go on and say and say there we go
I'm not great at multitasking. Oh my gosh. I love that. He's chasing no reason. It's
going on. Trying to focus chat. Sorry about that. Slide. Nice. I got the block kid. Come
Come on.
Why would you mean that, sir?
Get off me.
Weird thing to say.
Come on!
What weird thing to say.
What a fucking challenge.
What weird thing to say.
What weird things to say.
Why would you do all that?
I'm so offended.
We'll never know.
Go on, go on.
Go on, go on.
Expressions keep on going.
Go on.
Nice.
Get a boost.
Expressions!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, no!
You've got to put yourself in a great position there.
Yeah, cheers Lucy.
Lucy, you're fucking you're on the good books, Lucy.
Thank you, Pran.
and bravado and PSD with Jitzy blood you know what I mean so I'm gonna need you just calm it down
it's no that way they're fine one thousand strikes was trying to get me out
RELIGATE IT! RELIGATE IT! RELIGATE IT! RELIGATE IT! RELIGATE IT!
So good.
You've got to bring him back still.
He is too funny man.
Oh yeah, it's so good man.
What a shame, that is.
Come on, come on.
The expressions ain't doing it.
When you start doing better and passing better,
You're all being greedy bastards.
Agreed.
Nice.
Now in the middle! In the middle! Yeah, nice.
Go on.
Jakey, get a line, Jakey, get a line.
Oh my god.
All right, so, go on.
And again, again.
Oh, look at him.
Cut back on, cut back on!
Oh, fucking hell.
Push me then.
What are you behind him?
Push me then.
You've got to make a cross.
Oh, brilliant.
I didn't fucking cross it, you swat.
Save.
Come on.
I
Say Jake is probably too young for farm bill. Do you have a farm bill?
I'm always a classic
What's that like farm some later?
Yeah, it's a plan first book. Yeah, it's like gift each other fucking bells of handshirt unbelievable game unbelievable, by the way
Surely you're a bit too young. No, I fucking loved it. I was just the punk people
I want to free myself
What are you saying?
JTG
JTG
Fuck it
Sit, good pass, good pass
Go left, I'm left footed
I'll cut in, I'll cut in
Fuck it, go
Go on, go on, go on
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
I didn't get into the pain there when I woke up this morning
Wanna go
A car flies over from Belfast
and she butts the veterans one no oh my god are you shitting my ass right now
are we shooting at your ass no i've been telling jarvan agency's god feet
from lefans not just proves it there
what a gore
you've just seen it at a quack feet that we per se
Oh my god, you just reminded me, yeah, my mum watched that podcast, yeah, and said some
minutes you were thinking of starting OnlyFans.
Who's podcast?
Ah, yeah.
Oh my god, you're my, I thought, you're my voice.
Yeah, so I'd support her in a place.
What, you're looking, well, here's one.
Can you describe where a place is?
I like it, and I'm sure you're going to be filming OnlyFans in that place.
I'm old enough to be jakey's fucking dad
you could be
i'm 34
hey shag young and bolton
ha ha
come on jakey
take him pass it there
well done jakey
jakey you're the best
jakey you're the best
jakey you're the best
jakey you're the best
jakey you're the best
you're the best
I'm waiting for the exact right moment.
There it is.
It's out!
Go back Aaron!
Oh my god, that's gonna look you now.
Yes Abbey, what's happening?
I went back.
I wouldn't subscribe to that anyway.
I fought that.
You give a free man.
Exactly.
I ain't wasting my fucking three pounds right now.
How much it is?
50 pounds on virtual water.
I'm just gonna give it a go.
That's free delivery.
Haha!
I was fucking rude that I just fucking planned to spec for my bird but there's one that needs to be like shaped.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Oh nice!
Oh man.
Why would you put on fuck?
Oh for fuck sake!
No I'm going to go for a car right now.
I'm not fancy that one Cara!
Fuckin' leave her. She doesn't fancy you.
You know what Jackie, ugly bastard?
No I had that fuck!
Yeah she's up beside Jackie in the car and Jackie trying to...
You know what that is a very good idea for a video. All right, they could do above boys like keys in the bowl thing
Why swap?
Yeah, the both boys
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone puts every the four birds put their keys in a bowl
And then each both boy picks a key and whoever's key it is they go off to a room
You know what we're wrong, sir, I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh my God! How the fuck is that coming?
How is that coming? Oh my God.
That is all you know.
Let's have a word of it.
You're in the horny horrors fucking, let's get off this session.
You're the one going.
Fucking what, only fans? It was fucking Jakey.
You said about putting your back feet on only fans.
Oh, that is true, yeah.
Because you've come down the line for Fingo?
Nah.
I don't believe you, Bino.
I don't believe you.
You said she's good with a ball.
No, I didn't say she's good with a feet
because she's going to go on feet.
I don't believe you, Ryan.
Do you not get in the punch with me, Boris?
I didn't ask for that.
I'll take six.
Oh, my God.
Judge!
There we go
Sorry, I said it too far
No you didn't take it too far
You put me off then
This is part
Oh my god
Pie we know you've got a premade count on the hub
We've seen you in the comments
Oh wow you know
I don't leave comments
I don't leave comments
I read the comments then
I like to see it
I like to read about the lighting
The camera work people only comments in porn are a different sort of fucking
Anyone who leaves a comment post not is mental
That the comments are I rely on the the lighting and that really work for this or it's will you come and fuck me that's basically
Well, I always
You just ask Siri for two random numbers you just go like page 10 video 7 whatever it is
What the fuck is he just saying?
He's got no sense.
He's got no sense.
Just to read the comments, man.
It's disgusting.
He's a common instrument.
Did you already just say that?
Switch!
Sweating!
Yeah!
Come on, James!
Little thing, mate.
I can't believe.
Well, mate.
It's all part of how I can hold you so says let's say easy category that you wouldn't normally watch do you still stick by that?
That's no point. That's no point. You just it's like, you know what? I'm feeling lucky
I get what I get like if you get vintage you get vintage if you get nugget you get nugget
If you get laid it by do you just have to grin and burrow
It's a bit of a Brazilian slip, it's got to be an intervention point there, sure.
It's a bit of an intervention point there, sure.
Nah, I mean, pies with lemon, it comes with the clock strikes ten, he's just fucking
decking out for 12 hours with it.
Not like that, honestly.
Oh my god.
Fuckin' pies fucking with my feet, got 11.59, the clock strikes 12 and he's fucking
asking for a deck price.
Okay now
Unbelievable sometimes you just go down here so one of my chats and part is a max prestige wanker
That much genuinely I
I probably would believe you
I've got some niche stuff though. I bet probably as much something
I like his storyline
Oh my god
He did
Intentions to the storyline it's got to a point
I want to know why can't you pair Ren?
You know what I mean?
I want a little bit more
No, I know why you want to get into the proper dirty bastards
You can't pay your rent. Can you not today Lisa? That's this game
Come I've actually you into the JOI stuff. Oh, you're not really bothered with that
I've got a marriage dead into it
It's like a red light green light sort of situation
I'm going to bottle this up now, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Well done, well done. Get it down.
Second ball.
Nice. There we fucking go. There we go.
I think I might go up in.
Yeah!
Well done, well done.
We'd say, erm, we do take them.
You take them. You're doing great. You're doing great.
Yeah.
Did we go one beaten tonight?
Yeah, we have actually, yeah.
Another man in a match.
Two goals in the night and I'm pretty sure.
Double man in a match, no, I'll take it.
Double man in a match.
I'll let you know what I get by round of it, see you in a bit mate, uh, Tyson Fiora,
there's only rematch, there's a lot of Spotify, here's the fun facts for you, you ready?
Nice and sure as were more times in Tottenham-Oxford Stadium this season than Tottenham-Oxford.
Yeah, but he ain't just for fandoms, is he?
No, what are we talking about? No, he hasn't. That's not a fun fact. That's lies.
He's not mate.
He's won once.
Exactly. Tottenham haven't won any games in the Premier League at all this year.
They've not won any Premier League this season.
They've not won any Premier League games this year.
They've not won any Premier League games this year.
It ain't just at home. It's away as well.
We ain't what a game in like 110 days black.
Fiora has been in our retirement more times than you had 4 key managers.
Oh my god.
Actually I don't think he had even more managers.
Right he's got more kids than we've had wins this season guys.
He probably actually does.
No he does, I'm telling you bro.
How many kids has he got? 4?
Nah he's got about 8 black.
Yeah he got a lot.
Jesus.
Big families though the gypsies don't really just have to just keep churning them out
These spots are shit
I'm not shooting the whole marriage inch 42 pound 80p
Get on even my red or black in it. It's ready to read out the hole
Why putting seven chat?
You back on the fucking slots. I'm a fuck. We're in the lobby. We're done. Yeah, I was rockin. I'm a team for a minute
He's got seven kids. That's mental
Right by it tells the rules in this game, but I love a crack it. I'll let you know I'll get on some more
Do you know what? I'll go page page 8 video 6 whatever it is
Just on the own page
I'm going to look right now.
No, you have to say what it is.
I'll have a look, Aaron. Let me have a look.
You're in fucking Brazil.
No, I'll go to Norway.
What do you mean Norway?
What do you mean Norway?
What are you doing, probably, watching Norwegian porn now?
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to play a piece of porn fingers, bloody.
I see what I would have got.
I see what you would have got.
Page eight, video six.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Hey, you would have done it right there.
What is it?
I'm laughing hard.
Can you say what the title is?
It says,
Raven Head,
Sophia Lee.
Oh, that's a good one.
Smothers shoot in the open.
Oh, God.
Oh
You've even given a free promo
You've given a free promo
Five minutes has a good video that I don't know they get it
Fucking you bit that fire bike you pause the intro
One second, one second, not an ad.
What's going on on the podium?
Shall we read the comments?
Eight comments.
Read every single comment.
Read the comments.
Oh, it's just a bot comment right here.
If I play it, there might be an ad.
Let me play it.
Change the comments from top to recent.
You can see them all.
I'm not a casino ad.
This is risky this here we go.
You're all bot's them comments.
The audio is not very good. They sound like they're in a fucking cave.
Yeah, see that put me off.
I can't, well maybe no way does that have good production I don't know.
Do I think it's amnob, I don't know where.
It's a bot. If the camera work isn't good on the video.
It's hard.
Link it to the Mortyverse, I'm intrigued now.
No, that's f**k not.
F**k not.
F**king hell.
That's right.
Look how much Pi loves this.
Can I choose you one?
Yeah, go on, I'll see what I end up with, go on.
Well, I'm taking you into the f**king Shadow Realm here.
Page 13.
Page 12, sorry I missed it.
Page 8.
right page 13 car about nice on it there's no one on page you've got half a chance yeah
but it could be it right okay another look at page 13 video 8 yeah you haven't
researched that have you you've not I promise you you know you have to you
have to read the title you have to do it you have to do it you have to do it I
I ain't got no fucking stuff in the washing machine type shit.
If you're on the same fucking algorithm as me, it is for my shit.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Oh!
Fucking fuck!
What was the title?
That's not 246k views, is it?
I read the title.
I'm like, no.
It's a lie and read the title.
I'm trying to read the title.
This guy.
This guy.
He's fucking firing as well with subtitles.
You don't want that.
I'll get the captions on.
The time is sharing hotel room with stepsister.
So you play that straight with us?
No, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
the 54 make one the boy three comments and one of the fucking Russian right now you need
to translate it copy and paste that comment into Google Translate no I don't have to I
don't do that oh yes I might have it can I just have a fucking thing what you're doing
here come on mate it's fucking half one of the Sunday mark I'm on it is past the
I can't get away with it.
Hey, part of this is on you, so...
I wonder what I could have on there.
What was the options? What was next door?
Why is it too long to read?
Some of the shits aren't good.
Ah, the options evil. Ah, there were some good options on that page.
It doesn't matter how good the video is, if it's in fucking foreign.
I'm not having it. I'm not reading it.
I'm not having it. I'm not fucking reading.
I don't want to be able- I don't want to fucking have to read.
You've got more important things to worry about.
Oh, dearie me.
Or if there's background music as well, I'm not having that.
Yeah, I- I- I don't mind being a little bit of the start, but then like once-
What am I hearing?
He likes the ones with music at the start.
Surely you just skip it if you hear music.
Yeah. No, you like it. You've just said it.
He does. You're right.
I might come back to the topic still.
Right, Theo, chat. I think on these notes,
I'm going to be getting off.
I'm going to be up early tomorrow to go to the gym.
And of course, we've got a baller tomorrow.
So I am off early.
early chat. Thank you very, very much for tonight's stream. I
appreciate you man. I'm the 10 of 20 months, the limit for you
over the 54 bro. But chat, I will see you all tomorrow should
be live tomorrow around. Excuse me, I'm directing.
Five half five, maybe like 25 past five. We have it. I've
been live at bar tomorrow. We've got a big gain is also
Prime STS is a big game as well so that should be very very interesting who
should I send you over to?
He's been grinding recently
Nah shit game
Yeah, that's don't mind that chat.
Alright.
Alright chat, going show right, some fucking love.
Thank you very, very much.
I appreciate you all, man.
Honestly, thank you so much for the support,
but with a sub-phone and a bit of family gift here,
appreciate every single one of you's favorite turn and watching I appreciate
his arm and I will see you all tomorrow good night God bless sweet
tight I love you all to have a good one
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