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04-15-2026 · 8h 30m
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It's like we're making up for lost time
Need you to spell it out for me
Bossing over on all night
It's like a pack of alcohol for me
Introduce me to your best friend
I can call my son right in
A satellite even made by a far
Already know I can't leave it alone you're on my mind
Already gave you the time and the place to throw me shine
Just come be the man I need to be the gift I wanted
Gotta like it when you call me wonderful
Whatever the type of thing that talks, come on man
I gotta know you're not the type
Be the man I need, talk to me
Talk to me, ee ee
Talk to me, talk to me
Ladies and gentlemen
Open your mouth, open your mouth
Be the man that I need
CHAT! CHAT! CHAT!
LESS! MAD!
FIVE! DAYS!
FIVE! DAYS! CHAT!
WE ARE! PLAYING!
AT! WEMBULY!
WEMBULY! WEMBULY!
WE'RE THE SIDE MEN-
Oh, fuck, we're the YouTube All-Stars.
WEMBULY! WEMBULY!
We're the famous YouTube all-stars and we're playing at Wembley
Wembley!
Wembley!
We're the famous YouTube all-stars and we're playing at Wembley
Genuinely fucking unbelievable
I am fucking buzzing. I am honestly over the fucking moon over the fucking moon
I cannot fucking wait at rest. I'm fucking up for it
I'm so happy to chat. Why people say I'm ego-later?
Why are people saying I have ego later?
You have.
Erd.
I'm assuming he's messaged me and I've not seen it.
Erd is DM.
He hasn't.
Okay.
If Lacey's messaged me, I fucking would have messaged him back.
Oh, okay. He did message me on Monday to be fair. I'll be honest. He did message me on
Monday. What I will say is I'm not in London yet, so I wouldn't have actually mattered because
technically he's only just got here. You want to do history while I'm in the UK? Are
you busy for the charity match I'm fucking more than happy to mate sorry I
just saw this I've applied me a favorite 18 months I appreciate thank you very
very much I appreciate that as a Williams yeah you don't have to fucking
point it out every fucking time I'll know Bob else yeah well I need to pack
for London and all my clothes are a so I don't know what you want me to do
And it ain't gonna make that much of a fucking difference is it? Oh, no
I can't fucking I can't get interrupted by Jakey Davis and Chaz as I do my intro fucking hell what for shame
Right I want to say now so
The plan is basically today. We can fucking crack on. Oh, oh my god. Let me show you chat
You never guess where we've been today. Are you probably no actually?
classic football shirts. I have got some of the best fucking shirts in the fucking world.
Oh
Genuinely over the fucking moon I am I am over the fucking moon
Right, why did you not get teller winners because he's already gone to clutch before we listen the thing is right
I've known Tyler was not interested in NDL for fucking two seasons
I tried to sign it the start of this season
He got rushed to sign a contract this season he signed in a rush to contract for clutch as well
So I can't I can't help him any more than I've tried
He didn't want to weigh it out and he went for clutch simple as that. There you go
All right, have you signed on for ballers we have so we have so actually breaking news actually as it stands
Sandro has gone to clutch
Sandro has gone to clutch
He wanted out
We're not a team that's gonna fucking keep someone if they want to go
He wanted out because you weren't getting enough minutes
So, so he went there. Amy! Thank you for the 10. I appreciate that a lot Amy. Thank you very very much
I appreciate that a lot. Thank you so much. Fucking legend, Amy. You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much
Love, I appreciate it 10. So yeah, it is what it is. Chat I'm not calling late. I've got things to do first.
Right, he's not even, is he even missing a Mac?
I'll give you a whatsapp he says.
This fucker leaks on stream.
HOLY! HOLY A GENU-
Oh my voice, fuck.
HOLY A GENU- HOLY!
HOLY A GEN- HOLY A GEN- HOLY!
Go on, Holly, you mad bitch.
Thank you very much, love.
Right, let me fix your voice.
Halle, thank you very, very much. Give me three seconds, three.
All for the back now. All for the back. We should be good now. We should be good.
Chat, thank you so much, Halle. I appreciate it. 35, you're a fucking legend. Thank you.
I appreciate that. Yeah, we have already got someone ready to, what do you call it,
ready to replace Sandro. I'm going to go this, not someone I wanted to let go,
But listen, we've tried to get other people, their clubs, even though they're not going to get top four,
and letting their players go, they don't have the players that interest the best at heart,
and they're just selfish at the end of the day.
And I'm not going to name names, but, you know what I mean, it is one of those.
You can see, and you can assume to who you want to assume.
Jakey touched me with a five! He's still fucking doing that, honestly.
What a fucking, honestly, oh, honestly.
ah really hey five and a five mate i appreciate that a lot brother thank you man jayden jivon at 20
johnny jivon at 22 man i appreciate it oh in jivon at 13 months mate go on thank you
um charity match predictions line-ups are out are they actually oh tacy get a dog there's no
delay jay jaly bro you're the only one spamming it please please and i mean with a great respect
please shut the fuck up he's banned it for five minutes straight there you go five minutes
your bench listen what a great respect if I'm on the bench that's fine because
I see I see what why don't we ring freezer I said we'll have a look at it
right well just well you know it's fine that's fine he is what do you mean he
is like no I said that's fine if I'm on the bench that's fine no problem
no problem no problem whatsoever I'll ring you in a minute right right let me
Get me through me foot me football shirts there. Let me let me let me get me through me football shirts there
Right, um, so first shirt
Look at that bad boy
Eric canton are on the back chat look at that
Unbelievable unbelievable that is fucking beautiful
Right unreal
So that's probably that's my favorite one from the lot then I thought you know what I've not got any
Ronaldo ones from the first stint or the second stint ever united so I've gone
for this one with Ronaldo on the back all right it's a nice one I can't like it
is nice it is nice there you go well Eric Grinckham and I Ronaldo right then
I thought Bruno Fernandez first season got to be fucking done had to be fucking
done. Bruno Fernandez first season at Man United. How nice is that? Number 18. Oh it's
beautiful. It is fucking beautiful. Unreal. Second season.
What was he awake at that season?
What was he awake at that season?
No, I'm right, I'm right.
I'm right.
Oh my God, oh my God, I'm right in zebra.
I've got an American number ring in the machine is Lisa
Hey, I was there's American number ring to me. That's really weird
Hey, James, Lisa, you okay, mate?
Yo, what's up, mate? How you doing, mate? Yeah? Yeah, you know me dog. I'm fucking top-notch. I'm in the hood. I'm just chilling, you know
You're in the hood. Yo, I have a question. I saw a tick tock and somebody said
Um, oh, I went on the toilet and just took a big Manchester United
Did they know
Yeah, well what you actually need to understand laces you need to report that tick tock immediately it for
Discrimination because that sort of stuff is disgusting
So so is Manchester United shit? No, absolutely not what's happened here laces
We've lost a game on Monday, right and and everyone's blowing out a proportion because we're the biggest club in England
Do you know what I mean?
They are in the same division and do you want to know the interesting thing about Arsenal and man United?
Yeah, they're both good. They're both gonna win the same amount of league titles this season because they're fucking shit
Yeah, exactly
Okay, well I'm going to an Arsenal game tonight.
Fuck off.
I am.
I got a suite at the Arsenal vs. Sporting game.
Oh my god, ladies, who are you supporting?
Arsenal.
No, no, no.
I wanted you to come, but you never answered.
Well, to be fair, I wouldn't have been able to come anyway, but you've got to be supporting
Sporting.
Why?
What's Sporting?
Sporting and a best team in Portugal and at the end of the day if you asked your chat now Lisa
Who do you want to win? I bet you they all say sport?
You've got a support sport
My god, you might as well you might as well just fucking burn it mate
No, I believe Arsenal probably should win, but I believe we want to sport into it.
Okay.
Listen mate, where are you going to be in London mate?
I'm going down tomorrow mate.
Okay.
Well, do you want to hang out?
Not tomorrow but a different like one of the days you're here?
Yeah, yeah, we can do, we can do.
No problem.
Have you got anything planned that you want to do?
Um, okay.
should do something we should do something after training after training to the
Friday after this after the charity match practice right okay no worries I'll get
thinking I don't really know what there is to do in London I'll see what's
around us oh mate there's so much to do in London mate
Lace it London's a shithole and you need to understand that you might come
over here could you from the could you from America thinking London's the
best place on earth it's fucking one yeah I know it's way yesterday I went
to Leachester Square. Oh my God I assure you you didn't do women trying to sue you. Yeah,
she tried to fucking sue me for nothing. Welcome to London, that's all I've got to say mate.
You know she told me Jen, she said oh, she said oh, I know lawyer's up, I'm trying to do her accent,
I'm gonna, she said I'm gonna sue, I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for muting your camera.
For muting your camera? That's what she said, yeah. Yeah, but are you GDPR trained?
What?
Do you understand what GDPR is?
GDP is the Great Britain currency.
No, that's GBP, mate.
GDPR is General Data Protection Regulation.
Are you trained in GDPR or not?
Because if not, they might be able to sue you.
Yes, I am.
Have you got your certificate?
Yes.
Can you show it, mate?
I don't have it on me right now. It's downstairs.
I'm going to an apartment.
yeah right okay well I listen if it's if you trend on the Karenites that's fine
but if not you might be in big trouble okay okay right so you you think you
think about what you want to do Friday and then and then we'll go from there
all right I'll message you now that I have your what-tap number
I'm gonna engage last thing before you go.
Manchester is blue.
This guy, I actually can't stand it.
He's so weird, he's so weird, he's so weird.
He's so weird.
He just knew it was coming.
He just knew it was coming.
He just knew it was coming.
Let's be honest, we all knew it was coming.
He has got no idea what the fuck he's even on about.
Right, hang on, let me save his number.
Please don't stop the music
Creating content
Right, okay, so it
Bro search took GDPR. I know he did I had a string on what a fucking idiot
He's a fucking moron he's an absolute fucking idiot
I
Actually wanted to get a sporting show, but I've not got any chance. They weren't any in classic football shirts
I was gutted I was actually going I can't lie
Right chat you saw that shirt are you ready for the next one? Oh we also got a
many night of being here. Right are you ready for the next shirt?
Hey how good is this one? All black PSG how fucking nice is that? And then
MPaPay on the back number 29 fucking unbelievable
Absolutely unbelievable. We love PSG especially after yesterday
You're fucking shit on you you actually are shit
It's funny then in my opinion. Do you know I'm gonna say that one to last
I've got this one, but be knows also got this one
Beano's also got this one right but I thought I'm never gonna see this again
in my size it was probably it was the most expensive but it's also the most rare
Barcelona no one on the back but look how rare that is proper proper shirt
Thank you very much brother. I appreciate it a lot man. Thank you so much mate. I appreciate
you a lot mate. Thank you very much Merson, bro. Tom, do you have a feeling of the prime
as well mate? Fucking legend. I'm going to do it.
So yeah, that's me back to one what years it's actually from
1995 to 1997 that is mental
That is mental
So yeah, that's fucking unreal shirt unreal and then
This the reason I say this one to last chat. It wasn't the most expensive
right but I genuinely think this is in my opinion for the player he was I think he's
heavily heavily underrated right but I just think it's one of the nicest shirts
are you ready I honestly think this is one of the nicest shirts
Wow, look at that. Look at that. I honestly fucking, and then you never guess he's on
the back. I in fucking Robin. I honestly think that is such a retro shirt. And I don't
I just think it's unbelievable unbelievable. Go on Steph, I'm 23, mate. So I honestly think that
vampircy better when you were comparing a winger to a fucking thing here. So that's why I've gone
for that one last robin on the back. Unbelievable. Copied Chazza. Not really mate, he's totally
different shirt. So yeah, which one's reckon the best shirt out of all them, chat? Which one's
This one's reckonin' the best shirt out of all that.
Right, we'll go.
Number one.
Number one.
I in Robin.
All right.
Number two.
Barcelona.
Number three.
And Barpe PSG.
That is meant to be an XL.
That was like a fucking double XL.
It's an XL, that'll be way too big for me though.
right? Oh yeah we'll do a poll, we'll do a poll, we'll do a poll. Manage poll, view poll.
sure is the nicest. We'll go Dutch, PSG, Barser, Eric Cantona or Bruno.
There you go chat. Vote on the poll what do you think is the nicest. I
I personally, I'm honest.
I think the cantoner or the bar,
oh, the bar saw a robin in my opinion.
Show Bruno again.
This was NHS Prime Bruno.
This was Prime Bruno.
To be fair, actually now he's Prime Bruno,
if I'm honest, but so nice.
So fucking nice.
There we go.
There we go.
That was prime marcial.
Ooh, I don't know.
Now it was to be fair, mate.
Wait, to be fair, United just back then in NHS and all.
It was unbelievable.
Hey, Tristian, do you have a 20 months mate?
How did you have an 18?
Up the right for over the 44, mate.
Fuck off, you scruffy cunt.
Mike, you have a 5.
Lippie-dippie!
Thank you very much for the 5, Lippie-dippie!
Fina, 2-2, what has that?
5-33, mate, good boy.
Tristian, 5-32, Jenny, 5-9.
Libby, 2-33 as well, mate.
Up the right, Jane, the bro.
you can go and fuck yourself how the fuck by the way has how the fuck genuinely
has it actually got to that point where it how the fuck have we lost the leads
how have we actually lost to leads genuinely is mental can't say I didn't
Where the bloody night he kept, did he not?
Said just fucking good for no reason.
You fucking moron.
I'll tell you why, yeah, the referee,
that's why, the referee, the bastard was the best.
Yeah, okay, fair enough, I write not.
Who do you think I'm gonna leave?
I think I'll see you all in a minute.
Right, Sidemen lineups, where do you saw this, by the way?
Where have you saw the predicted lineups?
If you say fuck, mom, I'm gonna lose it
because that actually might be all right.
Oh my God, you're actually saying fuck, mom.
Yeah, stop looking at that now.
Just wondering if Carrie should start sent her back and just wondering whether Carrie
he should start sort of like, he's just on, I just don't think, who's the boss, I don't
fucking know, apparently. I'm just wondering, should he start, he's sort of like, curry,
just, I don't know, I just don't think how good Carrie was last year. Just, look,
I was he been preparing for the game.
I just don't know if he's the right fit for centre back.
I just don't...
We go for a call, see if he answers, hopefully he does answer, but he's Wednesday.
keep going you can hear me getting right the midfielders got to stay back track
that runner oh no midfielders got missy others got right right are we back we
should be back are we back yeah we're back genuinely I'm not even joking going
live to toolkit has genuine like so many good things but then it's also so shit
so I was ringing me
freezy gaffer you okay mate yeah yeah no he voices fine voices fine you are
live on stream freezer and so basically what it is his foot mob ever they've
I've got some predicted lineups out. Have you saw them?
I haven't, mate. Is there anything I should be concerned about?
Yeah. Well, obviously, you're to the team, don't you?
So I just thought I'd let you know what they're predicting.
Are you all right to talk?
Well, I've just sat down, mate, yeah.
Perfect. I'm ready.
So the interesting thing here is Ingoley's sketch,
which I can agree with.
I think that's right, yeah.
Yeah. The left back, Jason the Ween.
And then you two set her ass, she's a bit for me, who's the boss and Carrie Minitari?
We'll have a little play around with this line up.
Right.
Where have they got you?
They've got you mate.
Yeah, I'm on the bench.
Listen Gaffer, I respect your decisions absolutely.
If you want to bench me, I will sit there on the bench and I will say the Gaffer makes the decisions, that's what happens.
You don't mind, because I wasn't playing around with that idea, so you're happy to do that, are you?
That's the word that I'm looking at there, happy, happy.
Right.
Wouldn't be happy, but wouldn't be disheartened because you make the decisions.
Yeah.
Right.
Right, is there any other surprises in that starting 11?
Yeah, there's another one.
Will and E at right back, which I think actually...
Don't mind that.
Yeah, I don't mind that, yeah.
They've got ill buy left wing, which I don't know what his ability is
Yeah, yeah lots of numbers to center mid you you played a 4-4 to a mate and it says best and JJ I
Don't hate that though. No, I don't hate it
Yeah, I can hear that I do hear that then your right wing is max four
Yeah.
That's what I really wanted to speak about, Freeze.
They've put in starting strike with Simon.
No.
You're having a laugh.
No, that's the predictive line-up, yeah.
Right.
Um, there's obviously a bit of work to be done.
Could we have the bench for me then?
Well, there is no bench here, it's just everyone I've not mentioned.
So, technically on the bench here, help me out here, we're going to have myself,
we're going to have NYK Chazza.
You know, I mean that's, that's right, yourself, you know.
Yeah, Danny Arons, George Clarke, Batch,
Em, and also nothing on the bench.
There's quite a few footballers on that bench.
Yeah, there is, there is actually, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, look, look, like I mentioned,
you know, I have been speaking to football, obviously,
because they're involved in the chat.
100 percent, yeah.
They do have a bit of an inside scoop.
What they've done there is, is they've taken, I was spitballing ideas in a meeting with them.
I was spitballing different things and they've obviously just gone with one of my scenarios there.
So you actually spoke that team into existence did you Freezy?
I think at one point there were three options that might have been one of them.
Right and what is it that you took before you had this meeting? Were you on summit?
I mean it was it was a Friday night, but it wasn't it wasn't like that. It was you know, I'm 31 now, so yeah
No, I respect that I respect that you're an adult now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I'm look mate. It wouldn't surprise me if that was the lineup
But I just think it's important that no matter what the lineup is that you're there you're supporting it is charity after all
And I know you are a man that wants to do everything he can
Yeah
The donations come rolling in
What on earth are you saying?
Absolutely
That's the thing with me mate
I'd have to like listen
I'd referee the game
As long as it meant charity won
I don't mind whatsoever
And at the end of the day
If I'm sat on that bench for 85 minutes
I'm sat on that bench for 85 minutes
But when I come on the pitch for five
I'll be the best fucking player
On that pitch for five minutes
Love that man
I think even if it's 90
You're there
Giving it the large ones
Off the bench
the bench because I feel like that is actually something people don't give you enough credit
for is your ability to bring up the people around you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah no that's that's...
Well I'm glad you've bailed me out because I'm not gonna lie I was getting a bit nervous
when I had to approach this conversation in person but I'm glad we've managed to
have this call now.
Yeah look...
I feel less nervous now like obviously I'll see you on training day and we'll have
a good laugh and we'll make sure we get the donation link out there.
100% as the first thing I'm gonna post on the day. I wake up get the donation link out there
Let's get enough money for charity. But of course you've got to take into account
We've got a win as well for easy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's sort of why that was one of my options like that's a good squat
100% 100% yeah, 100% I yeah. Yeah
Good man, Judge. Anyways, look, mate, honestly, it's a nice day out here down in London.
I can actually see Wembley from my penthouse, which is fucking crazy.
Anyways, look, I'm gonna head off now. I've got a little steakhouse.
It's just a little spot I'm off to.
Oh, is that gonna be like a... are we gonna go for like a team meal as well, then? Can I come?
It's to start at 11, mate. It's to start at 11.
Ah, it's alright. So carry on with that.
Yeah, we'll catch up soon anyway. We'll take the group pick and we'll send it to you. Yeah, alright, mate.
Nice one, cheers mate, thank you.
Take it easy, gentlemen, see you.
Bye bye.
It's not gone the way I intended that.
If anything, that's actually gone worse than when I intended.
And I'm now on the bench for 90 minutes.
That's not gone well.
Yeah, no, that's fine by me. Listen, I mean it is what it is, isn't it? And then the day
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, I think Taze was ringing that.
Yep, Taze rang that, just let me ring him back.
Can I change?
Yes, Michael, you all right?
So I have an issue, call me, I'm just speaking to the gaffer.
Don't you fucking worry me.
Don't you fucking stress one little inch
of your little ginger balls.
Oh, well, that's a bit weird, yeah.
I'm just going to come to your room now and see you.
Yeah, well, we're going to make it.
I'm going to come in now, man.
I'm just going to wait there.
I love it when they do this.
I love it when they do this, because they know why I'm not there.
And it's a very valid reason.
I don't even know what I was saying there.
Jai!
The double-sided was probably nothing more.
Double-sided?
No, it's not Jai, he's outside right now.
Yeah, he's outside. We weren't going to do that.
Jai, you're alright?
What are you fucking hiding?
No, I'm at home. I'm packing for London tomorrow.
You're not at home. You're not at home.
You're not at home.
No, I'm at home.
no that's that's not all yeah yeah I mean I'm in mind and Beano's house
Oh, is it? Do you want me to come round and buzz it in?
Errrrr...
I won't, I won't, can't.
If you want, if you want, yeah.
Oh, good for you, then.
I won't, can't.
Why are you saying Jinx?
I'm just saying, I've got a pack for London, that's why I'm here.
Our Jinx, why are you in London?
It's a segmentarity match, mate.
Ah, yeah, I've got Jinx, what time's that car?
That car, half-eleven, we're getting picked up, jazz.
Ah, it's going to be a good one.
Yeah, in the morning. It's a big bad training.
Yeah. Yeah, welcome to our training Friday.
We're training this training Thursday.
I'll do some cardboard Thursday then.
Properly.
Training Friday, obviously, got a big one on Saturday.
I'll be just discussing the training.
Yeah, I shall.
Yeah, I would. The training's some of the best bits.
I can't lie.
Yeah.
I've just spoken to the gaffer as well, Chaz.
What's he saying, Ginge?
Well, I'll let you...
You can start it. I'm starting.
All I'll say is, Chaz, if you go on foot,
mob on your phone right now,
you can have a look at the starting line up
I
Yeah, go to fixtures go to fixtures and then go on line up
Click on the match and then go and line up
No.
Oh, Chas, you're not hungry?
Chas, you're not there?
Hey, go up.
Wait, where's Chins?
Ha ha!
Chins, you're excited?
I'm ready for you.
You're in the stands.
Oh, no.
Nice thoughts.
Where's the bench?
You know, they're crushing it Chas real quick.
Sorry, has it...
Jake, you just laughed at me?
No.
Yeah.
Well, I'll tell you what, Jake.
How about you laugh at me on the day from the stands?
Oh, it does.
I... I genuinely...
No, no, no, I'm sorry, he's took the fucking piss there.
He's took the fucking piss there, trying to give it the fucking big one.
Ha, ha, ha, I'm not starting.
Well, Chazza, we know I don't be starting, mate, but at least we're fucking playing.
Your legs have gone, mate, except it.
Your legs have gone. Your fucking MCL's gone, you fat cunt.
Okay, that's just...
Do you know what? I've overstepped them out there, there's no need for a cunt.
James, that is not you, that's...
No, that's all right. Sorry, I've overstepped them out there.
I've overstepped them out there. Sorry, Jake.
I'll make up to you, Jake. I'll make up to you.
Is Mr. Who's the boss and Major's bitch?
Nah! So basically, I've spoke...
Is that actually the starting line?
Nah, it's not. It can't be. It can't be.
It can't be!
It can't be! It can't be! Got it, Chas!
I mean, if you want to be five-nil down inside, it can't be!
I feel like he's doing an arsenal, man. He's fucking throwing it away.
Um, so basically I've run Freezer, yeah?
It can't be.
AHHHHH!
It can't.
Uh, so basically I've spoken to Freezer, right?
He's basically said to me that if I'm on the bench, and I'm up here,
He's just gonna keep me on the bench for 90 minutes as long as I chair everyone on
Yeah, and then a call a chance I think you'll think you're gonna be on the bench for me, but I think you're gonna play a bit more
Oh, are you drinking that to try and get in the team?
nice but basically there might be a few changes that's all Chas yeah there
might be yeah I'm just feeling really sorry for
willing if that's going to be the bat line.
Yeah, obviously.
Now that is rabbit-raining and the landing up.
Keele!
No chance!
Keele!
The food's on the low-dark, the coach's there.
He's got the Yankee out.
He's...
He's got the one at the Yankee out.
He's got...
He's fucking hilarious.
No chance.
Look at him, look at the chat, honestly.
time
Jack can you bet on the game yet
You better game yet
No, it's not on there yet. It's not on there.
I think, oh, I'm back 365, you can't. It's not on punny power yet.
Oh my God, you can't.
Oh, it's not done yet. It's not done yet.
It's not done yet.
So why make a weeb and make this shit?
Do you know what it was?
No it was for me.
Do you know what it was for me?
What if I just missed?
What if I just missed?
If you know what the shit is,
I'm gonna give you the fuck.
What if I just missed?
What if I missed?
I must have looked away for 10 seconds.
Fuck I only watched it all.
Did you?
What are you talking about?
I'm still broading.
I said you're not his dick.
Nah, but maybe.
Come on, come on.
Well done, Chas.
I'm happy for you.
I'm with you.
No, it's not me.
There's no point in keeping him.
What?
Come on.
Come on, mate.
By the way, how the fuck has he still got all them clothes in there?
They've been in there for fucking ages.
You're telling me Lacey's been docked?
What the fuck are you going on about?
Yeah, it looks like it.
Wait, Lacey, you have my phone.
Oh, I was saying people are waiting.
Oh, that's gonna happen, innit?
My phone you have my phone you do you're streaming off of it. Oh, I
Can't tell if it's which
Right basically, I also need your I need your help here right so
tonight
Let me see that point if in the bov group first actually before I say anything
Let me see if there's anything right?
So tonight is obviously Bov Salona, but this will be the last desktop stream until next
week, right?
So Jakey has said what you got on about.
Oh, they have they have they signed off as in it's all good
All right, okay, so we hang on let me just ring them back just to make sure
We ring
track suits was not what I actually need. I need clothes. I need to wash some booze.
It's cold. I want a laptop for my album. I want a laptop.
I'm sorry. Yes, I do, but do you want your album? I actually really want to get one.
I'm so sad. I do actually really want to get one. How much of that books?
I wouldn't get one of them. I wouldn't get one of them.
I wouldn't get one of them. No chance.
Fuck that.
That's interesting that kid got his fucking phone in his hand!
Let me mess his chaser out of there and go...
He's not rage.
There we go.
There we go.
Jake, where do you want to go?
Any chance of him answering the fucking phone?
I need some more tracksuits.
Bro's going London, by the way, for two days and he needs new tracksuits.
Is he fucking on something?
Yeah, I will.
And it's wet as well.
I probably won't. I was thinking I probably won't. I probably have you as my co-host.
That phone is in his fucking pocket vibrating.
Hello Morgan?
Hi, you there Charlie? Okay mate.
Dimpty dude, dimpty dome.
Hello, erm, Jazz?
Morgan?
Yeah, so I've been running, are you going to the game tonight?
Ah, if I'm honest, I'm going to be away for three days.
I'd rather record an episode of football life for my channel.
But if I don't know, we just...
That's bad, Dan.
Yeah, I know.
I'm in two minds.
I even stream really late,
because I need to record another episode of this series
for my second channel, so I'm not going to be here for three days.
Yeah.
Or I'll come.
Are you going to play?
So this is the thing right if I play in the injured
But I'm also
I'm a fucking team player
And when the fucking team needs me the team needs me
I'm we're in a title charge and you know what they say don't you just
What do I say?
The greats turn up when the pressure is on.
And I can't lie, as much as I get into the comments and talk, I'll just go around and
talk to the rest of the fans as well, and I can't let Beno catch me up, can you catch
me up with that?
I'll be real, that's, it'll probably give you a fresh life when you go off the bench.
I think Chas, I think, I think we maybe go, start on the bench and just try and
impact the game.
I mean my chat I'd say in a heavy don't risk it but with a great use of respect I could
turn up to Wembley with a broken leg, I'm still fucking playing.
Yeah, I do. I feel like that.
No, no, I still, IRL chat.
So are we, are we, are we all good?
Do you play, do you play it if we're playing but not IRL?
So what's the difference?
Because Ricky's sitting on the side, actually providing content where I was like,
he had just been watching, yeah, just been watching the game of ice.
So, so if I stand there, so if I stand there and don't play,
Yeah, you're all giving me permissions, IRL.
You can IRL the whole game, if you turn it IRL,
it's obviously going to kill up every direction that we're chasing.
No, don't get it.
Thank you so much, mate.
If I could...
I'm thinking tonight, by the way,
like the pre-match or whatever that I've asked.
You're talking to me?
That would have really been awesome.
Yeah, I've been looking for a call.
No, I did ask for a talk,
and I've got two days to get ready to tell you
not to make sure that I'm going to get out.
I don't know.
What do you reckon?
I'm certainly down to play to the rest.
Yeah, no I'm down to play as well, but if we can't IRL it whilst we play, I'm not fucking going.
You do, you don't normally want to IRL it.
Every week you don't IRL it.
No, no, but my point is, my point is, why can't we just IRL what it's not going to affect the video?
Oh, my...
Yeah, but if it does, then at least we know it, I'll never IRL one again.
Oh, it's all but you get it, Joe.
Oh shit, that was a long ingame.
Oh no, I would have fucking ironed it.
Well, it's the same as Chaz, we're not gonna be streaming for...
I'm not gonna be streaming for like three, well, I mean we are, but we're not gonna be fucking here, everywhere.
I'm just saying, let me do it this game, if it affects the video, at least we know we won't do it again.
Also, it's only gonna be good things.
It's not going to, is it? We're the title race.
Whatever you say daddy. I don't know if we are in town, are we?
No, we are, we are.
Yeah, we are.
Yeah, we are.
But then everyone that was controlled, the only thing that's-
No, I know we're meant to be a streamer group, Chatham.
The only thing that's putting me off play-in is the only reason that I'm still the person
that's not, if that's the sort of conversation that you're not, boys, that's not persistent,
very, very negative.
I mean, I can't say streamer group because we've got a streamer ass and you don't
fucking streamer the ass.
Okay, I'm considering it where I'm sat, I will give you that one.
Yeah, but you know I'm yeah, but the only reason I don't say this because I'm packing for London
Thank you
Please can I just say please for this one time? Let me stream it if it fucks the views at least we know and I'll never do it again
Thank you, thank you by that pretty shit. I love
because all the YouTube videos are not getting very much
clapsome YouTube videos, so maybe if we actually stream it tonight we might get something.
This is my thing.
Thank you. Finally, Vino. Thank you. We're clicking.
And listen, listen, and I don't want to make you a promise, boys.
I'll make you a fucking promise. Are you ready? You'll love this one.
He's going to hang up. Don't hang up.
And I'm not going to hang up. I'm not going to hang up. I'll make you a fucking promise, lads.
What? Promise me that.
If it affects the views on the above plus, I'll just get another one out of 10 on the main channel. Fuck it.
I'll just fucking do that instead, lads.
There you go.
There you go.
You're the fucking guy.
I just woke up the views like,
watch that wall-tec monitoring.
And by the way, we can see each other.
We can see each other.
And the only problem is,
we want it to be like Earth and South, right?
The off-stream.
And obviously,
trying to make a storyline on the stream
is a lot harder.
That's the only reason.
And I can't say what I used to say.
I know it would just really
What do you mean what does it rhyme with what you usually say being up? What does it rhyme with?
Right well I preach anything stream right
I don't think it will affect the video but if it does at least we know and then I'll obviously focus the video anyway
But he's just said I can keep the stream up
I
Fuck like if did you 170 subs this month?
Oh, the sea is not over yet me I still double
No, it's not mathematically impossible your shit
Jake Jake major comeback
Oh fuck I've just realized losing to Leeds is probably putting out the title race.
Fuck.
Fuck.
It's not over, it's not over, it's not over.
Nah, sitting after might lose all the games.
Yeah, at the end of the day, I mean, if you're speaking, if you're speaking, if
you're scared you'll never really face your fear. I always say, exactly and I
always say life begins when you stop fearing and you start facing your fear
that's when life begins. Yeah yeah you could do that, yeah you could do that
You know or something like major yeah, but also major comeback maybe versus top of the league or something like that
I did kick off to be fired in kickoff
Yeah, no problem
Love that, if I'm gonna 44 mate, yeah, I think that's nice, I think that one, yeah.
Always the right example.
But I've got to be honest, I don't, what was there any in that though?
Right, I've got to show, we've got to start with pet insurance and...
Pet insurance, what?
I don't think we're gonna do it.
So my job, I fucking want you to get a window positive, you know?
You've got a shit to do, bro, come on.
I'll have it when we're forced to do it.
What trail?
Is it down? If he's had your liquor?
I'm not going to police him up, are you going to run up?
What?
in Scotland.
I don't know.
Have we been started?
So break it to fuckin' chubby days, right?
T-Z, you get a fuckin' dog?
What?
Yeah, T-Z, I've told him that.
Maybe he's sponsored the boys' ball.
He said, nah, trust me, bro.
He bought loads of dog toys.
He's built a dog cage, so he's looking like that.
Yeah, but that's fine.
It's just not our responsibility, that's fine.
We can all look after it,
but I'm not picking his fuckin' shit up.
No, I agree considering the amount we're out of the house.
I also forgot how to shut it.
Say that again.
Guess what the duck's called.
Well, it depends.
You're going to fucking sleep with that.
It's a hybrid.
It's called spiky.
I had a spot not.
I don't know if that slander of Ellie, she is a lonely lady and she deserves respect.
Spiky there.
Are you changing tune?
Spiky there.
Fuck you.
Why did you just why don't you just call it keva?
No, I was on about Katie
Fuck this was yet. He said he literally said yeah
He's going to get the same breather spike and collect spike 2.0
It's not even funny that was it jamming I just
I mean it's not it's not it's not on that
She's when did you like L.A?
She's fucking, she's out being out today, doing something to her, I don't know what's
happened but something's gone on.
She's a so well-suited and I'll wash them off and put them to bed, it's a prank, thank
you.
What's going on with her?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
She's got checks, what do you mean?
Are you all right?
She's tough.
She's tough.
Oh.
She's tough.
It's cause him car and I'm going on a good day. Oh
That is so fucking cringe
That's so cringe
Squad fills
Oh fuck that what depends which one be no Jesus
Right I'm gonna pack for a what do you call it I'm gonna pack for a London right I see he's in a bet
What was that so he says
I'm packing for London trying to beat you that's record where's the correlation
What?
What's he just said?
He said his dad's got a big dick.
That's what?
I don't know why he's got a big dick.
You've been looking at your dad's dick?
Just before you go, can you confirm it or not?
Confirm or not? What?
Your dad's a duckster?
Okay, I don't know that.
Anyway, moving on.
Can I confirm or deny whether me dad's got a big dishonour?
What the fuck?
And when you're back in Chicago, it's half the end
What a tune!
Cha!
There is one thing that I want to do, and I need your permission.
Why are you saying no though why why are you saying no
why? because what? Old Trafford grass that is true. Yeah but it's gonna be Wembley grass.
SUSEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Suga mama Suga mama
she's my Suga mama
na na na na na na na na na
Suga mama Suga mama
she's my Suga mama
c'mon Susie
thank you very very much for that I appreciate that
you're a fucking legend
thank you very very much love
like me and the queen ones
I don't like them though
I don't like them
alright
what about
The only time I can wear them again is if I ever play at Old Trafford.
I don't know, I don't think that will ever happen again. Maybe it could, but you never know.
Yeah?
Right well we've got we've got choose a pair of boots to wear though and I only like
Adidas Predators. What do you reckon? I only like Adidas Predators bro.
Should I go and get all my boobs chat and then we make a decision?
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What I will say is that we confirm I can use these before you choose them.
Let's get to mine for please there we go right
Five-five mate go on the fucking boy for ever the five gift it but I appreciate that a lot man
Thank you so much you need for the 28 as well appreciate that didn't you got to the 28 listen to the 39
Suzie for you again and come up over the 14 mate. Thank you so check we've got
Lace-less, Adidas, Lace-less, Adidas, okay. Predator ones without the tongue but they're
lace-less. I do like them. I think they're really nice. Alright, then, here we have got, look I
think they're fucking gorgeous. Predator ones with the tongue. I think they're really really nice.
I do like them, I do like them, then we have got these, I do, these are the ones I wear
the most.
Connor!
Favourite ten mate, I appreciate that a lot Connor, go on the fucking bike, thank you
very very much mate, I appreciate the ten mate, go on the fucking bike, thank you
Connor mate.
Yes, thank you Javis, you okay mate?
I am, mate. You're okay. Yeah, I'm just wondering if I could potentially use your IRL backpack charger
The charger? As long as my backpack's fully charged, yeah?
It's not. Here.
What is it?
Your backpack is fine. I don't know where your backpack is.
Is it in your bedroom?
Oh, right. So, obviously, you don't mind me putting out a charge.
No, no, no.
You've got some on your jacket.
I've got it myself, yeah. But you need like, um...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're doing right. Yeah, I've also got one of them if you want it
I've also got one of them if you want it
Please mate. Yeah, it's a go to back in my streaming room. It's on the left hand side of the desk
There's the two converters there one of them's the one you want
Left
Sorry bro, it takes me a while to walk, y'all can come and meet.
Yeah, that's alright, I know. I mean, you've been like after two weeks now and you're still not going to get checked out like I said, so...
Yeah, you've heard me, Nick.
Bro, there should be two white plugs there somewhere, and then one of them will be the one you need.
It is, yeah.
But do you not need this anymore?
No.
Well, back to you, thank you, man.
No worries, mate. You're very fucking welcome.
Yeah, I've heard me, Nick.
Yeah, I know about it, I was there.
Yeah, it's not good, I let my knee.
Are we... Is that all you needed, mate?
Yeah, I took a ginger.
J.K.
I need to fly up to there, it's a hell of a fucking hell.
Anyway, right, so, we've also got these ones,
which is the ones I wear all the time.
These are my actual playing boots that I play in all the time.
Obviously they're going to be a bit more new, right?
They're my actual ones and the people with ease is if I wear these I'll give them away to the crowd at the end of the game
But I've got a lot of I've got a big feeling
You are gonna choose them
So I thought well the thing is I actually don't mind giving these away at the end either I actually don't
I mean the nice design I'll probably buy another pair and just not use them so I don't mind
using them at Wembley.
I mean so I don't really mind.
Jack can we do a poll please?
Thank you very much I appreciate that thank you.
So number one, number one is LaceLess.
Number two is Ember Boys.
Number three is my actual playing boots and number four is Lightning McQueen.
I mean what I could do is also just take two pairs.
Do you know what I mean?
I could start with Lightning McQueen if the shit take him off and then swap.
Yeah I mean.
Oh I'm a double girl's name, Jenny.
This is the Jenny.
Pissing me right off.
In the hip top collins.
Oh you can tell that in the narration.
Weirdos.
Hey there, how about that, you know?
Yeah, fast, I know.
Isn't it?
Anyway, um, I'll, I'll just talk to you signature later.
Signature?
Yeah, not bad news.
Must be, I'll just beat you out of there.
Go on then.
No problem, please keep safe.
Well done, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
As he asked for permission.
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Oh, bless her, chat.
Bless her.
Right, we're playing.
I think the more you think about being injured, the more likely you are to actually get injured.
I'm thinking about the week I played soccer, right?
training in that you could easily get injured in that but we didn't the week
before last what you call it Wembley I still play for my six aside team then
do you know I mean so I feel like the more you think about the more likely
right if you just go and play your normal game of football you know I mean
it is what it is you're gonna be fine probably so right let's get back in
chat let's be fucking going
I think this will be the best option. What about this one, chat?
Take me like the McQueen ones, right? I'll use me like the McQueen ones on training day.
If they feel alright and I feel as though I could play in them, I'll play in them.
If not, I'll switch back. That's probably the best thing to do in
it.
Don't be using the chat for that. Yeah, I think that's the best thing to do.
And then I've also got four pairs to give away, or two pairs of full boots.
And I'll give one away to every stunt.
So, last stunt, well, you know what I mean.
There we go.
Probably be sold
I can't wait I can't wait!
You all right, Kaz?
Hey mate.
Yeah, you all right? Live on stream mate?
That's fine. Um, so, slight issue.
What? Oh, issue? Don't like issues. How could I help you?
Issue, tissue, blow your nose at you.
Um, anyway.
So, the mics aren't working on the FX3, but if you work on the FX30, so ask chat if they want...
Bring the FX30.
Do you want to use the FX30?
Oh, actually, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine without the mics, because we're focusing the video anyway,
just so that you can see them behind the scenes.
That's what I was thinking, and even if that's the case, we can still use the long mic.
Yeah, that'll do, mate.
Alright, no worries, mate.
No problem, is that anything?
I've seen some of them.
Yeah, I've seen some of them, of course.
Perfect.
soon sugar tits
Yeah!
What do we want? What shows we take?
Cantina!
Cantina!
We'll be in training kit anyway, we'll be in training kit.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
I don't even think...
That doesn't even be right!
I only need one pair of clothes.
I'm fucking...
You arrive right?
I'll block it as well.
So you arrive, you'll get given your training kit, get into your training kit, train,
come back, get out of it, you'll have a lot of clothes to wear, and then you chill
and then you play the next day.
I don't even need a fucking suitcase.
Nah, fuck it.
Take it anyway.
Come on Lexi!
Lexi! Lexi! Lexi! Lexi!
Thank you very much Lexi!
My fucking...
I'm going Bruno!
I'm going Bruno!
Bruno shirts a bit small chap.
The Bruno shirt is a bit small for me.
It's a good job I've got my receipt in it.
It's a little bit tight for me.
So we're going to change our shirts now, alright?
You look like a twat. No, trust me, I can't make it.
It's so tight on my arms, look.
it's way too tight. I can tell it's tight. Right, we'll try Ronaldo, we'll try Ronaldo.
And how it all works. It's a little bit tight as well, but it all works.
Could be better. I mean, it's alright. Again, it's a bit small.
Fuck's sake, come on!
Next one!
If Rob had a two-spot of fucking winter!
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The Bruno I took the tag off it
Fuck!
Fuck sake
Go on Steve Brattano tells me he's an injury doubt and he's dancing to Jaco fuming Steve
In a Steve I am actually injured. I got stood on last week dinner, and it is actually really is a and but I know the team needs me
So I will fucking what you call it
Give it Jake. I can give it Jake here
So I'm willing to play Steve, but I just want to be an impact sub today if that's all right. I
Want to start on the bench today
I'm not faking an injury.
I need my skipper.
Swam in these stages.
I'm going to admit it now, mate.
mind, say what you call it, it certainly bombs me out, me catching the hand-bamped.
Right, well I'll deal with him later. At least we know we barter shirts. We barter
shirts and we cantoner shirts and it's in the most expensive, at least they fit,
I don't mind too much. Excuse me. Right, if we go there, should be good to go.
Ronaldo bit tight, Robin bit tight, I bow them back in there and then I can take them back.
We're seating there, so we're good.
I look like I'm back in the swapping, I don't really want to watch you call it.
I don't really want to get rid of them.
Well, reef when I'm swapping or something else.
I'll have your beanie look, chap.
I don't mind that.
I don't mind that yeah beanies good beanies good I like I love a fucking
beanie I assume you all know right so I need what oh what am I going I've got
me boots in there, boxes and socks that's what I need.
Free pads each, free pads each. I've gone for red grip socks for when we're playing
because we're in a red kit, white in case you need to,
white socks and black socks in case you need black socks.
So we've got all three there, so that's good.
I could be the twist, don't want to make you stop.
I'm asking on your cape, the cherry on the top.
Boxes are simple.
Jake, he's on roadblocks,
I don't know how to surprise him.
He's a jacket, he's getting given a jacket there.
It's a simple mental kind of chemistry.
Some people make it hard to be the guy who plays the piano
Track is, I need track is
If it gets so easy to fall in love
So come and get me a little calm
And we'll fall into love
Just a little past it makes us
A silent thing running
We'll sit in rhymes and eat one with a power key
It's not a beating
It's a little more fun
The way I do my hair
The way I make it up
The way I like to share it more
It's such a part
I could be crashing down
I'd be the mountain tree
It's a big deal
Might just take this jacket, it's easy
It's an Adidas match in it
And it's just an Adidas track
It makes it easy then, doesn't it?
I thought it's not a fashion show
I'm not there to show off or impress anyone so just fucking take me out of this track
here.
Go on Robbo, thank you very much brother I appreciate that man thank you.
Do you guys want to just go in that tomorrow?
I promise you just go in that tomorrow, innit?
Go in that tomorrow, come back in the thingy anyway.
and then smart clothes for what fucking smart clothes I'm not fucking down the
pool mate
dinner out there I don't think we're going for dinner let me have a look at
the itinerary let me have a look let me have a look what's growing before it
It says little is messy to me but he hasn't.
Get the fuck.
Right, let me have a look at the itinerary now, I'm gone.
Also...
I'm gonna itinerate here hang on
I might be in emails you know I play short tomorrow I know I know I do really
want to open some I do really want to really open some hang on here we go I
tinerate right so training day we get so we have to be up at nine I don't
I don't know if I can tell you this, I should be able to.
We're up at nine doing some ignore that, never mind.
That's all day, nine to four p.m. we've got to do this.
We've got to have some headshots,
sign some shirts and have some photos done.
11 a.m., all the players will be getting changed.
Then we do a green screen, then we do a green screen.
Then we train dinners, ah, players dinner in the players lounge, 7pm.
Yeah but that's not like a what you call it, that's not like a fucking, that's not
like a what you call it, um, that's not like a fancy one, that's just all players going
for something.
It's not, it's not a fancy one, not, I thought let me ring the best mate.
Let me ring the best mate.
Go on then, he'll probably answer the first time in a minute, if he's busy isn't he?
Yeah he'll answer in a minute.
He'll answer.
Oh he's got that shoot today.
He's got that shoot today, aren't he?
What do you want?
Simon! You all right, mate?
Hello, mate.
I am on stream. Just a quick one, all right.
The dinner that the players are having,
is that a fancy dinner that I've got to dress smart with,
or can I just rock up in a track suit?
I'm 95% certain you can wear whatever you want.
Right, and then if your 5% comes in that you doubt in it,
I'm getting chucked out.
Okay, I go with what I said, unless I tell you, go with that.
All right, perfect. No puzzle.
I'll find out, but if I don't message you, it means that I was correct.
Perfect. No worries, mate. I appreciate it a lot.
All right.
All right, thank you. Bye, mate.
Shock.
Simon, stop ringing me. Stop ringing me.
Honestly.
Um, while he's alive, what the fuck?
I'm always alive.
Look at the legs, by the way.
Chat, I've been working on my legs.
Look at the fucking muscles there.
Fucking hell.
Here's actually just imagine it now, that ball!
Oh, fuck.
Mate, what a big game.
That ball comes in.
Simon!
Clip to hold. Ooh, that's not good.
That's not good.
Ooh.
Summit going on there.
Summit going on here.
We record.
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Honestly, unbelievable. I think that one has to be one of the most important ones.
I think that one has to be won.
Or do I go for the, what's she called out a little,
Britain, Vicky.
Vicky Pollard, if we can find it.
And the stars lost its faith, our colors will fade
Eventually, so many of our time is running out
Day after day, we'll make them one day, our masterpiece
Oh my my, oh my my love
I'll take one up, get you, you're taking me on
With the golden egg, I want you laying me down
I'm ready, baby, on the edge of the night Staying from the bottom, I'm ready for something to count
I'm generous, no one else I'm so so close, close to my name
If you come and kiss in the mouth, I will save your name
I'm generous, me with your gun, we're perfect for me to count
I'm the angel of the new town
I can't let this know that we're down
Fuck it, I'll take them both when we can decide later.
We've both got to come and meet up there on real shirts.
Oh fuck, which one do I wear tomorrow?
I'll wear Vicky tomorrow.
I'll wear Vicky tomorrow during the day and I'll have Julian at night.
Yeah, I think we do that.
I think we do that.
God have we done that, God have we done.
Can't record my job yet, that's fine.
Oh my god, I'm gone.
I think I'm good now.
My under armor.
All the answers you gave me
Still you're trying to be my love
The angels open the clouds
I just know they're gone
I'm the one, I'm the one today
You got these pieces of clothes down
Stays your way, they can't get away
Tell me when you're done
Don't turn me down
you
you
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I didn't wear one last week at Old Fingada.
I don't know where it is, you know.
What's that link I can do to go IRL?
What is it that Chazer does?
What is it Chazer does?
No, the link he uses, no, not the IRL setup, there's a link that he uses.
I know, but I've only got one way under it.
It could be at the boff house.
Oh!
No, because I...
I brought all my clothes here.
I bring all my clothes here.
you need red under armor, a red one or a white one, it's a red or a white one isn't it?
Kale's I don't want a white t-shirt with Jackson you see, white or red isn't it?
I can go and get one on the date so we should be alright.
What's your king back chat?
Right on.
Right already.
One day till Friday I'm trying to make it back home
But Monday morning I'm fed up with food I never did
All the stuff I want for my breakfast from Friday
And we got to make one day till Friday
Just turn the negative back on the Monday morning, I swear
I'll just do my very best
I wanna miss by what we can make the good sky
And make some margaritas not something we really like
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My god, but six go Jim get under armor. I have got a black one
What are you making?
No?
Nah, joking.
Am I?
Yeah.
Where can I get off from?
Ah, it has to be JD.
Don't say JD.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
She has to be JD or something. She has to be direct sports, innit?
She has to be direct sports.
Yeah.
Let's go there.
We should be alright, I can't lie.
Oh the calf one. Yeah, that's all but let me see if there's any in your room. Let me at the bottom. Let me ring
Just a Simon what color shirts are I think red but no idea just put okay. No worries my best mate
For we get on like an awesome fire. Honestly
What do I say now
Um, Dakey JVS, give him a belt.
God, I can't outshit me, oh boy.
What's he doing?
Hello, Jim?
Hiya, Jakey, you alright mate?
Not too bad, how are you feeling?
Really, really good. Thank you. I'm just wondering if you could do me a massive favor, mate.
What is it?
Well, you mustn't nip in my bedroom and see if I've got any under-armours in there.
Under-armours, is it?
Yep. Also, I've got your brand new football shirt.
Oh, yeah, I'll actually.
Yep.
Oh, mate.
So, I'll give it to you later.
Oh, thanks, mate.
No problem whatsoever, mate.
Yeah, I'm just going to put these backpacks and put it into, erm, how am I going to...
Oh, there we go, I think I should be doing that.
Just in your bedroom, is just...
Yeah, I'm about to go now.
It's alright, do you need any help?
Nah, nah, nah.
What, what, whereabouts have you been here by looking, you know?
Er, we'll just have a look around for me and see what you can find.
Alright, no...
Are you or are you all in football as well?
Yeah, some sidelines there as well, different POV there.
Why not just use my ingest?
To be honest, I didn't mean to go playing.
I'm going to be on the sidelines all the time, didn't mean.
Yes, so it can just stay on you then?
It's only there so I can keep streaming, so I don't have to end.
Well, I need to get master trained anyway, so...
Yeah, but it's just an extra cameraman, which is why we bought the ingest thing, but it's alright.
Yeah, yeah, I know
Two times I'm not far apart because you know what me I don't agree with all this ingest slash stuff
Right, and then what you do?
Yeah, we can't see it's much pressure. Why do you any slide it? Yeah, well that's your job to do when he's got the back
back on mate. Yeah
All right, and then channel two four three and four and five fail to connect spank, which is always good to say
Okay, okay now
I'm just going to knit now and then over if I do this.
Yeah you're on, you just need to, you need to, oh you have to teach him how to make
it brighter and darker.
Well you should have automatic finger on.
Nope, it doesn't need to be manual.
Well, there you go. It's a bit better.
It might be the HD. My camera's dodging.
Right, it's not.
Okay, I'm going to your bedroom now on my new IRL backup camera.
Yeah, no, I'm watching.
Are you following?
Yep.
Just walking to your bedroom now.
Your stream's a bit behind, so you just have to bear with me.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, I was just watching you, just going past the stairs now.
Just in your bedroom now, am I?
Yep.
Can you look in your wardrobe? I don't think there will be anything in there.
But it's just in case.
You don't own a wardrobe, do you?
Yeah, no, I do, it's built in, mate.
Oh, shit, sorry.
Oh.
Yeah. Just in there. Don't put anything in there, be honest. Pardon?
So when you move in, Jesus.
Yeah, okay, perfect. I didn't think it would be in there. Right.
Can you check your washing basket with them? I'm pretty sure I took everything home.
Yeah, I found your boxes and that.
Oh yeah, can you leave them there, you pervert?
Yeah, I'll leave them.
So check your washing basket.
So I'm going through your washing basket, am I?
No, there's nothing, there shouldn't be anything in there, that's my point.
Okay, thank you.
Tommy and I don't want to touch anything sticky out like that.
Yeah, I appreciate that, thank you.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Nothing in there?
There is.
What is it?
White?
No, he's not white, he eats undies and socks, I think.
Yeah, well, leave them there, then on the other side.
Oh, the other side, that might be my white thing.
The other side.
Oh, no, there's nothing in there.
There was nothing in there.
Oh.
Right, okay, never mind that, fuck knows.
Alright.
Right, well, cheers anyway, take appreciate that, mate.
My camera look good.
Pardon?
My camera look good.
Yeah, it does, yeah.
Actually, are you saying that?
No, no, it's really good, mate.
Oh, that's what he used to do. Can you bring me trainers as well tonight, please?
Yeah, I know who's what trainers.
The ones that are just in front of you, on the floor.
Oh, yeah, them ones.
Now you're, you're turned behind you.
Is he not in there?
Are there some in your wardrobe?
No, I thought them ones.
They might be downstairs or they might be streaming there's no trainers in there on the floor
No
You'll train it on the floor
I'm gonna most of the left-hand side of the wardrobe. Would you want to put them in there?
She might have done
Are they black yeah all black
Nope on the left-hand side Jake
Okay, I won't say I've been prior to writing this.
No, in fact, for me, I found something out the other day that I weren't aware of.
Really? What's that?
Yeah, check this.
Hello?
Hello?
Just- just do a checking.
Hello?
Genuine the Cora.
Cora? Well?
That's the reason he's chat.
Yeah, that's the right, yep, they're gonna put all our trainers in there, yep.
Okay, they might be there.
Is there any old black ones?
They're black with grey hints.
No, they're not there either.
Will they still be in the box?
No, they're definitely not in the box.
I didn't bring them all.
I'll just get them, I'll just get them, I'll just get them back after football tonight and get them.
Alright, I'm just, I'm, I'm streaming on my backpack.
Yeah, I've noticed mate. I've noticed, yeah.
I've heard me name. I've heard me name, James.
You heard your name?
Yeah.
Have you not told about it?
So...
You heard your name?
Yeah.
Have you not told about it?
So...
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I'm going down tomorrow or Friday? Well, we'd have to be there at 9am on Friday, so I thought,
fuck you, we might as well go down tomorrow. Pi's down there tomorrow, doing nothing. So
we can do something with Pi, we can just think of something to do. What shall we do while
we're in London? We've got Pi there, Jinx is there, Gaps is there, Ron's there, I mean
I don't really mind. Oh,
piss off. Lee, you had it.
Okay.
La la la la. Oh, we could do a
I'm going to give it a 17 Zach.
Give it a 17 Liam 25 Tommy 25 Logan 15 easy to the nine Sam Thompson 23
three, mate. Jinx as well obviously.
Oh my god, Jinx is there as well. Oh my god.
I'm like, do you mean it's I am?
Where's Jinx?
What?
I'm not Jinx, I'm not Jinx, I'm not Jinx
Jesus, Jesus, I'm a mess
Fuck, fuck, I'm a big man, fuck it
He's on his way, Fars
Oh, big man, he's on with the cancer?
Where's the drool?
I don't know why, I don't know why
I'm trying to put the line up
Jinx, he's 15 hours
I bet
Well, you don't never met Jinx, do you, right?
Never, man
You never met Jinx, no way?
Okay, I didn't ignore him. I didn't see his message
Hey Nam, 222 mate, thank you very much man. Jinx's put a five count sporting.
Generally chat, let's actually do a bet for tonight. Let's do a bet for tonight, right?
Let's have a look at these Americans have got fucking way too much money, bro.
grand on sport right I'm gonna go Arsenal and buy a Munich to win I'm gonna
have already done that I think so I've got Arsenal by a Munich to win no no
chat Americans are different Americans are different Americans are different
you can't compare you actually can't genuinely bro the American ad revenue
He's in like I've never seen it before he's mad
Right generally as well. I'm not even joking
I've got our so buying both to win right ignore that hey, let's go in depth bet builder
He's gonna get fouled mother way Kate other lineups even out. Oh my god the ball be oh
I thought rice was out for three weeks. That's what Chaz has said before. It's not comparable.
a rainbow and to qualify bro 8 to 1 this point to qualify by the way yeah
Gabrielle shot on target it's not a bad one
for the batteries. Yeah,
perfect. Can you bring the
charge as well for the
batteries? Yes, perfect. That
is should be everything,
mate. Sounds going to get
moving on it. All right. Nice
for me. 30 minutes, four
minutes. No problem. I'll
see you soon, mate.
Hey, Jack, favorite
for him, bro. Thank you
very much, man. I appreciate
it. Thank you, bro. Um I
can't find Gabriel. Oh,
Go low everybody go low
Anytime assist nah to qualify
Hey Danny, do you have a pair of mate Collins you have a 23 with that, at least say to be fouled that's not a bad one yet
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tonight mate, yeah.
Are you going to score so I can bet on you?
First of all, I can't guarantee I'm gonna score,
so that makes zero fucking sense.
Second of all, what you bet on is up to you mate.
Oh.
Hang on there.
Silent Fume was unbelievable, thank you very much mate.
I'll be right, we have our standards of videos.
Silent Fume was the start, all right,
I took that video, then Jakey took a video,
Taser took a video, I've took another video, by the way, genuinely, it will be unbelievable
again. Taser took a video, it will be very good again. And then this Friday will be a
very good video. The standards of videos above on Fridays has gone up a level. We got
to a point where we were being quite lazy, and then obviously none of us were happy
with it, but we were like, well, the only people that's going to fucking fix this
is us. So we had a big meeting. We all decided, all right, let's do what, effectively
do what the sidemen do because it works. We all take charge of one video, obviously if
you don't go to plan or whatever, not every video is really a one or ten. It gives constructive
securityism, etc, etc. And I think already it's been miles better, miles better.
Got to start somewhere, well of course you do mate, of course you do. I mean look at
the blueprint at the side but I've laughed yet I mean it's unbelievable so yeah
we'd be silly not to who constructive what constructive criticism in case
videos weren't what you call it like example my video yes it went down a
tree but I got some constructive criticism watch the edit before it
goes out and then I would have been able to not say look don't cut the
the slaps just zoom on the reactions that's the three counter means but
I mean hey listen no one's perfect
you've always got opportunities to learn you've always got opportunities to do
better
fortunately for me the silent funeral
is on
1.2 million views so we're f***ing flying.
Hey, Miss Ginger! Miss Ginger! Miss Ginger!
Miss Ginger! Miss Ginger! Miss Ginger!
505 Miss Ginger, I appreciate it.
Rachel, two for the prime as well, love.
Bondi Bond, 505 for the 20 months, man.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it, Rachel.
Thank you. It was a funny video.
Thank you very much.
Any other feedback on this Island and Funeral video?
video genuinely. Is there anything other than mics? What do you mean by mics? Just the editing,
yeah, yeah that's fine but that that comes down to effectively not communicating with
the editor if I'm honest so I can't you can't blame the editor for that comes down to.
I wish it was longer. Yeah, but then again the longer out
Not doesn't mean it's gonna be as fun. It's you I mean hey Ben favor with the eight months
I appreciate that I go top for nine months, but thank you very much mate. Just a voiceover at the beginning
Yeah, the boy. Yes, and that's again more constructive criticism from me or for me
I should have used my actual mic, but I say I use my phone and it weren't good enough
So for whatever I do voiceovers from now on always gonna be on a proper mic
the population do all and talent it'll be so fun and take it right that's also
true to be fair Billy's given us way three made thank you brother didn't find
it funny to be honest far enough has some you fucking I probably the only
Do you want to do one?
Um...
Let's have a look.
Marlon and Lacey are getting interviewed.
It's on.
I think it's just like a miracle.
Yeah.
We're gonna make you guys go in a minute.
I'm fucked.
Genuinely?
I think if you listen to them today, we're already on one note, but I'm still going to say...
...T-Hero?
Yeah.
Listening to them to talk football.
They need to get on an AFTV after it, by the way.
If they lose and get on an AFTV, I'm going to be so fucking...
...that will be so funny.
That will go off. If they go on AFTV after they've lost, that will be one of the funniest
things ever. Is he still doing this?
100%
Hold on
They've blacked them
You got it?
You're probably not right, you're probably not wrong, right, sirs?
Just fucking put it on the bed
She's put on a fucking bet.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, Jackie, you're the prime of Hollywood 15, mate.
Is he still at Tesco?
He's just leaving Tesco.
No, I really wouldn't do that.
I don't think they are.
No, I think Arsenal will win tonight.
All right, Jeremy, oh my God, I didn't even mean to click on foot, man.
What the fuck?
What is actually...
Henri's got an 86 card. What?
Talvin, is he still about?
Bro, what the fuck is this game now?
Last time I played the game, by the way, who's man was a mill?
What the fuck actually is this it's actually so sad to see Wow a 92 highland 60k
It actually is shit to see in it April to be fair yeah wait oh my god oh my god that's
going to go off when they lose. Is there any AFTV streamers that are streaming there?
Oh my god, did they do a livestream for the game?
No, it's done, I'm 96 players, it's happened in it, I would say.
He's Dalman starting? No he's not is he?
Martin Elliott and Maddo E.K.
I'd have started Dalman. I'd have started Dalman if I'm honest.
What sort of a guy that ever, there's another streamer, I can't know what he's called, what's his channel called chat?
You might know who I'm on about.
Is it Lee Gunner?
Ah, but he's not live.
He's not live.
No, no, I wasn't about Lee Gunner, but it's troops lives.
He's not live either.
He's actually mad at it.
You actually can just make a fucking fan channel and then just fucking react to everything
and he's mad.
I would actually, I'd love to do one but I can't be asked for the fucking backlash.
Just for giving my opinion it ain't worth the stress.
not worth the stress whatsoever. Yeah, obviously, all goldbergs have got all goldbergs as f**king
salt.
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What else should you have before football bit of fruit?
wilds and that's the fun but I had a 30p for a bit of it.
Well I've got him, I've got him. Carbs, yeah, me past his, me carbs.
80 guns among the outfields starting players for sports Englishmen here in North London tonight.
I'm just trying to order it.
He's here for it. He is like, oh, okay, nice. I'll have a look in a minute.
...the full set by the gunners, mentally ready for another 90-minute examination.
And Victor Yocare would love to be...
One go, whoa! Priority delivery, three off.
...leave and inspire his team.
I can't leave the putting all the pressure on Declan, right?
He only joined two years ago
Shall we have a look chat? Shall we have a look?
Why is nothing loading?
Is someone saying man you're out of police show?
You got my friend, yeah, you know he's the police, you're a pal.
I think he's got some of the moments of the game on Monday in it.
Just for you, you'll love that, mate, won't you?
Benjamin Sesco, 90-minute appearance, and he goes on the pitch.
What a dick.
Orgins, the best one, moments of the season,
with Sandra Martinez trying to pull his hair out.
Yeah, he's funny in it.
How was your game, mate? Didn't he lose 2 million?
Not a lot of champions, are you?
UCC to do I was your game. Do you know what mate? It was absolute. Oh, I know what Jim
You're gonna try and take the nick out of the player during their Achilles ass disgusting. Honestly, we're lame
The game should have been postponed you see
We shouldn't have carried on
You need to live a full time
I wonder what he says here, I wonder what he says here is it's slot, slot gotta go.
Ooooooh, we won slot to stay.
Interesting.
I would say I can't lie it's another the pool board. I'm looking at going look
We won the league last year. We've had a bad league this year
Let's see how he does next year. I would give him I would give him another season. I would
Hey Jack favor 24 mate, then he got the boy for the 36 bro. I appreciate that man. Thank you. Oh
my god, I saw the ring
Yocca has never mind
God it is
What type of what channels Amazon
It's not like me I can't find I can only find the arsenal game
He's oh TNT sports there you go. It's better be a good goal
Wait what the fuck
What's now you're doing
What is no you doing?
Wow.
I'm still about buying at home.
I'm still backing by him for some reason.
They're in KSI's box, why are they not outside?
What is Jinxie?
What the fuck is that, Skinner?
Are they about to get chucked out or something?
I'm glad it's not just my backpack that does this.
I thought it might have been just my but it's alright.
All day stream them while yeah, I can't lie Madrid a bang in them. I think I did all it's such a close game
Here you back in chat Madrid or Madrid or
buying
That's such a close game, you know
I'm still you're all what are you saying buying you know I want Kane to win it all you know I want Kane to win it I
Really really do I want Kane to win it?
I want I want I want I want I want binds when the UCL can't lie
I just want but I want came to finish career
Having did Sandro come out early for clutch. He has indeed made yeah
We've we have got a replacement
Sorted we're not gonna be announcing it yet. It's the last thing else it
So the whole UK signal jam above because the country the unreal signal or else during the unknown
now he hasn't played in ball league he's like a wild card that would make him
permanent even though he will be a wild card that would make permanent it's not
did it did he's still at clutch so I think clutch would get tough for you I
honestly do and they've signed Tyler winners they've signed and Sanjo Kamara
I know
Sanjo is good. I know mate, but he didn't release the ball. That's unfortunate. I love Sanjo
I really do, but he just didn't release the ball
Also he wanted to go we didn't we didn't we didn't look at him and go we're gonna get rid of you
He chose to leave.
He messaged Chloe, said I want out.
Messaged Cox, he said I want out.
And we're like, OK.
Don't keep players that don't want to be there simple as that.
Shit, I mean, if you play them want to be there,
don't fucking keep them there.
No hard feelings?
Absolutely not, mate.
He's a fucking great player.
Yeah, I'll play dance, play, I reckon.
I'm waiting for Charlie to get here so we can go IRL.
He passed us on the way, I might as well get changed though.
Oh, I still have a corner and I'm gone.
Interesting.
By the way, fuck off, it's 1-1.
I think Loonin's had a roster.
What a game we're in for here, you know.
game yeah that's good that well in
Stephen Manningham. That's poor goalkeeping. What the fuck is he doing?
No, he's got away with that one, then, isn't he?
Can I assure the game?
Oh, absolutely, mate.
I just fucking kiss goodbye to my career as well, if you won't.
It's up to you, mate.
I've been on fucking kick.
When is Borussia Liverpool announced?
Tomorrow?
No.
No, oh yeah, it will be tomorrow, thank God, but yeah, no, we'll have a pull on Monday.
Chaz is getting a trend.
He is indeed. Oh, is he getting one now?
He's grim there. Wait, so he's chas- he's chas- coming boss alone or not?
He isn't. Why isn't he coming?
I thought that I'm ringing it, hey say, way, give me freedom, give me fire, give me reason,
Take me higher, see the champions, take the field now.
Who will find us, make us feel proud in the...
Hello, Morgan.
You all right, Chazza?
I'm doing fantastic. How are you doing, son?
Really good, thank you mate. Just wondering, what time are you getting to Boff Solona?
Um, not going.
Pardon? Why?
Um, I'm going to watch Arsenal.
Because basically our team is in the Champions League quarter-final.
I can't argue with that. Are you watching it now in front of you?
Yeah, I'm going to be out there.
Alright, okay, yeah. No, I can't argue with that.
I mean, that time's kickoff, 9.20, I mean...
I'm going to be 4.0 down by then, you might as well come.
No, I'm sorry, we ain't.
I'm just, I mean, just saying.
We're not playing well, though.
Are you not? Are you sporting me in a better team?
Nah, we've been in a better team, we've just done fuck all as usual.
You know, just bought a sleep on Gabriel, like they like to play that game,
how many one-two's can they do?
Yeah, they did, they're good at that game, aren't they?
They've probably got the most passing centre asked, but they've gotten the lead.
Oh mate, you're fantastic at that game.
100% their fucking quality, mate.
Well, I mean, what's up, what's up?
I mean, I'd have to leave in, like...
No, I just gave you an air mate, that's all. There's no pressure.
Are you going to play? You're playing, aren't you?
I'm playing mate, yeah.
Yeah.
Impact sub I'm going to be.
Oh yeah, I could be.
You know what I mean? We need a goal. Who comes off the bench? The big dog.
Yeah, you're right.
What's wrong with you?
Come on, Ross.
Oh.
What are you rocking? Should I play or not?
What did Katie say?
No, oh put the muzzle back on her
On a sound
Yeah to a face
You should have heard what I was saying behind her back mate. It was going off in my streaming room
Yep
You saw me today Jeff we spent hours together
We ate a lot of chicken.
Yeah, we did, we love, we love Dominoes.
Oh, Dominoes is fantastic.
We love Dominoes.
It's fantastic.
Why, why is Katie trying to give it the big one in the chat?
Like she didn't fucking bottle it.
Fuck, he's silly.
She said, that's all right, I stopped.
It's all right, I stopped.
Lol, he is so hard, him.
Yeah, I know, I am.
And what, Katie?
And what?
You're not hard, are you?
Well not right now, no but I fucking can't be.
What the fuck?
Nah, I'm not a joke, I wouldn't be nothing.
Nah, it's disrespect for that.
I've got nothing nice, but nice things to say to Katie.
Ah, that's true.
Yeah, I might fly, I don't know, I'll see how I feel in 20 minutes.
Alright, no worries mate, use that as normally, alright.
God, terror.
Alright, so I can't say to Katie as well.
Hello?
Katie?
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Chas Buzzkit? No he isn't. Chas getting the buzzes anyway, I'm brilliant. I know for
a certain he wouldn't, he wouldn't. I'll tell you why, Katie wouldn't let in. Still
Hello, I'm one chap.
Wonder last no stealth.
Just watch your head, oh, come on, let me show you my goal from last week.
I've not really missed empty operation, honestly.
You're the fuck, what?
I asked a brilliant, I actually, I wonder where it is, I don't even know how good it was, if it was good.
Why don't I turn that off?
About the time you scored, I scored the first goal of the series, just to clarify.
Right, put it in, Beano, that way.
King, King.
Yeah.
Come on for it, man.
Right, Beano, shoulder.
See, that's all of that.
Beano, shoulder.
Watch this.
Right, Beano, shoulder.
Check the wrong shoulder.
He's fucking there.
Jakey, David.
He's getting it out of him, mate.
We need to aim for me more at the back post.
We have to aim at me more at the back post.
Thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Thank you. We finally signed Ryan.
Absolutely. Oh, okay. Just we finally signed Ryan. We fucking did be lovely. Be look not be no, sorry
Well, we've got some natural sugars before the game
Natural sugars one on your carous. No wedding
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I've been told to come in and mix things up.
And that's what we're here to do.
It's just not significant.
He's arrogant.
Someone's going to beat Primax at the point.
We'll have a go.
This is David versus Goliath.
No one wants to score 10 goals!
Come at us.
Come and get your 10 goals.
I'm going to spank him.
Bend him over and spank him like the little bad boy he is.
Oh
Now bragging I sure make I've got one very similar
You'll love that
I saw JJ's into nowhere
Let's talk about last week
Let's talk about last week
last week was
Get up!
Yeah, last week was the game that I probably wouldn't forget.
Yeah, Stephen wasn't happy with how I played at all.
I think it's more of a fact that he knows the levels I can reach.
And I do find it tough because he is very, very tough for me
and he shouts at me a lot.
Don't you wake up!
I told you before!
Wake up!
Obviously for me it can be frustrating
because if I make a mistake or lose the ball once
I'm getting shouted at.
Like, I just kill someone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Get up!
One, two, get up!
I feel Muntel having that look.
That's tall gold he's been there, innit?
Head will be gone.
He didn't show up in the game,
he still went to the ball and stuff, so...
It shows what type of current he is.
Although we won, we just won at the standard we expect.
Muntel needs to step up.
Yeah, probably for this grade.
You need to see more from Hanning.
You have to improve and you've seen it.
You're not on your maximum focus.
You're not going to get it.
Everyone is swappable,
so everyone has to be on their level.
You have to step up. I would take that thing away from you.
I definitely don't feel like this is a show that would, to be honest.
I think if anything is worse, there's a spotlight on you
and you're not allowed to make any mistakes.
Do you feel like it's under threat, so...
Erm...
Oh, that's a good question.
I don't know, you know, Steven's crazy, man.
He could do anything at any minute, you know.
Is his position as captain under pressure right now?
Oh, no, I don't question his position.
We've talked about this situation,
and I expect a different captain on the next match.
Prepare yourself,
because Monday will be a mental day,
because we need them three points.
They need to show it.
They need to show passion.
They need to show determination.
Most of all, they need to show commitment.
It's a bit fucking serious, innit?
Attention, please! Attention, please!
Just feel like the whole entire world collapsed!
This day yellow takes shit!
I haven't done it in a long time.
It's not my signing day. We're all signing for Dagonam today.
It's happened now.
So today we're doing Dagonam and Rebridge versus Prime FC.
Football challenges, see who wins.
Lots of money.
I want to see the reactions.
Oh my god, who did they play this week?
Oh it was Gold Devils, weren't it?
No this one, this one is it actually.
No, this one, this one, this one isn't actually us.
On the ball, there's no space, nobody knows.
Why don't you try for the tournament?
I'm Polo, sneaky donno.
I didn't get any advice for the tournament.
Polo! I'm Polo!
Don't put a sword on me!
Is it around my dead penalty? You just touch, touch, touch, yeah.
That's what he said, it's coming.
Play, play, play, play!
Play, play!
Shot from McKenzie, that is a corner!
Yeah!
Let's go, look in!
Look in!
Fuck him out!
It's the moment that will give us our first score again.
That is a huge moment when they get that penalty with about five minutes to go.
You're thinking, we're going to have to change the plan.
Who's taking?
Oh man don't, lost my head. I just need to get out of him and maybe talk it on the penalty.
Like trying to prove a point when I need to have to.
Or maybe you just had a shit penalty. Why are we on the finger with him?
It's all a bit fucking too serious.
Fuck man.
Nine times out of ten that penalty goes in.
It goes that time that it doesn't...
What does it fuck? You shit?
I can let the team down with that pen because it changes the momentum of the game.
He's not a good player.
It can't get worse, a pride, can it?
They're wasting chances, they're throwing them away.
This could be the first time Prime drop points.
Come on!
Step up, step up, step up, come on, come on!
Of all the games, well, of all the games they picked this one.
The one with the fucking wage on the line.
Again, change it. It's going to be needed here for the sides. Who is winning this one?
Two, one.
Well done. Well done, boy.
Off target again. Got to be better.
Excuse me.
Is this doing goal?
Top scoring ball in history.
Hello. Take your time.
As soon as Bilal, I was like, yeah, who is?
Bilal, lines it up. Bilal, side-out!
He's one down!
To the Gold Devils!
Come on! Come on, Bilal!
Selene, bro! I'm going to go to hell!
When I start winning, I definitely start to panic.
That's when it properly sunk in.
I was like, this is it.
And, bro, miss.
Bam.
Man, parlor can't score.
Off the miss.
save
of the miss
of the miss
of the miss
the tires on a warm up
save
I believe it
that's got to hurt
there's the spiritual
if it goes in now it's game over
bit loud
bit too loud
I'm gonna give one more chance
last time
Last John.
The keeper did unreal, I can't lie.
Come on, Timmy.
There's other ones that have the players joined.
They're not other players joined.
I bet it went good in the video.
Oh, JT, what's right? It's coming!
It's your first loss of the season, buddy!
AAAAAHH!
Hahahah!
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So far
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I'll call
Get that slingshot on!
Get the gun in the states!
Get that gun down!
Hey!
Alright, well done!
Stay away!
Respect!
Respect!
No, you can't play fucking football!
What the fuck are you doing?
Two on Madrid, oh my god, no way, let me get it on.
Guler again!
Oh my god, it is.
What an action would be so...
Free kick.
Not a stinker again.
Ohhhh.
That's a tough one that.
It is top corner but he's got an hand to it.
some countless comebacks. But we've got he's not saved it and they know in this situation
that they're never beaten to their freedom.
They're ahead in the Allianz on the night. It's all square and aggregate again
and it's another stunning goal. Let's have a look here. It's left for care. No, he's got to save
that. Considering how good Naya is, he's got to save that. I can't lie. Just sort of step.
Right, are you on camera, Chas?
What?
Yes, sir.
Right, Chas.
And I nipped it.
Let me see if we're on. Let me see me screen three.
Let me see me screen three, two, one.
We should be on and we are on.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Get in there.
Right, Chas. I nipped the clips.
Get me Crocs, get me boots.
Go to the game and I will see you all there.
I wanna go home! London's a shithole! I wanna go home!
They muting it yet, no, that was called sarcasm.
And this is actually the official one we opened and read out.
Do you wanna see how it's written, chat? Would you like to see how it's written on a Brit?
This is mentalists behind the scenes in a way
And the and the Brit award for international song of the year goes to
Rose and Bruno Mars
Mental in it and that is how it is
I can't lie to you what what I actually did right was I took that in your blazer and have
a seat when we went to the after party.
Look at that and we'll analyse that as well I mean just come back look at where he is
can I say what's hello to your friend Louise not you can go fuck yourself.
Hey Sam for the 14 mate I appreciate the 14 son.
What's wrong with him?
From one leg.
Oh yeah I know because he's not good.
Well he is but...
Why do we bring him?
He's got one leg.
Look at this there by the way.
By the way five grand that pillow set us back.
For what three fucking nights weren't fucking worth it.
He wasn't worth it! Five grand for his pillow! Wasn't worth it! I couldn't believe it! I couldn't believe it!
Five grand for his pillow that he used three times. It's a kind of fan, sir.
Come on, pop up bang, on the floor, where you going, give me that belt back or you're
done.
You know it, I will bet every pound I have.
I just connected well I've not because people are telling me
I'm gonna fucking lose it. I'm gonna fucking lose it. Stop playing Jebaited!
Absolutely fucking gremlin
That was sweet this week this week
Oh my god six grand
YOU MOTHERFUCKER IS FUCKING DONE ME RIGHT IN FRONT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT YOU
FUCKING SNAKY FUCKING BASTARD
Are you fucking mad?
I'm gonna be in this again, when he was picking the fucking positions,
who about you, who about you?
Right! That is it!
My office! You two! Now!
Mr Beast Festival!
Fucking Jimmy and Chris fucking jumping in and fucking singing some tunes!
It's proof and it's not true.
I noticed the first thing he said was there's no proof, it's not true.
You see it, yeah.
Yeah, good point. No, it's not true, you know.
Right.
Fuck you! Come on! Fucking come on!
You're fucking shit! You're fucking shit! You're fucking shit! You're fucking shit!
You're fucking shit, and I've got to be careful because my voice is nearly gone anyway, come on
What a shit though
It's
Bit weird to be honest. Yeah, and it was actually the quickest time yet 28 minutes 45 seconds
Now obviously we don't know where that is so if it is Benno make sure you fucking look
after him as well.
If it's not Benno.
I'll look after that kid if he gets in there I hope he does.
Thank you.
If it's not Benno, whoever it is, get them the fuck out of there ASAP Rocket.
Alright, because they've obviously fucking rigged it.
Second of all.
Third of all, fourth of all.
I don't know what point I'm on here Chas, but when you go in there, I'll tell you this now Chas, you've got to make some fucking, what's the word?
Alignments? What's the word I'm looking for?
Allies.
Allies, yeah, you've got to make some allies, alright, you've got to make some sort of alliances, that's the word, alliances.
Make an alliance with a couple of people, alright, get yourself nice and safe, just so you've got a few friends in there.
and if they sleep and there's the mistake that sort of mentality
Ash from GettenSancho, Anthony Martial, Cristiano Ronaldo, all of them can fuck off.
Brush off screeds, I wear t-shirts
She's cheap, counts it bad, I'm in a re-tribe
Streaming by the day, when you wake up the side
You're what you're looking for
And-
What is the fucking point anymore?
What's the point?
What's the point?
Oh, it's Carrick, you know.
I don't believe it's North Scores.
It's correct. You know, I don't believe in snorkels.
It's correct. You know, I don't believe in snorkels.
It's correct. You know, I don't believe.
No comment taking any of this, I'm lucky mate.
Same bill, do you have the same one mate?
Oh the same one, did he ask?
Pardon?
Did he ask or the same one?
No, someone said ask Luke.
Fuck all, oh there's a purple desert eagle.
UGH!
Are you fucking stream sniping?
Fucking shit on!
Shit on!
I
It's an awful goal, is it?
Go on Rob, oh walk out!
Walk out!
Argentina, Icon, Maradona, fuck off!
It was it!
Recall me, first Icon, come on!
Blah!
Icon!
I got an Icon before you, you bald prick!
That could be...
I would want you to police!
That could be the first iCompact of FC26.
With the chicken select.
Let's try and start off chat.
First one.
We have not won anything. That is...
Shit.
Pendleton Roaders.
on the ball looks right so that's gone first coke have we won something well it
looks like it there you go a medium coke it is far too hot it's me okay I'm
getting shot out of the sky I'm getting shot out of the sky you don't know
Just let me breathe mate, just let me breathe, like, me.
We're here having a tournament with other creators, trying to have a bit of fun, mate.
Oh my god.
YOU ARE A CUNT, DON'T YOU KICK YOUR BIRD!
I'm gonna have a fucking flash fight then.
Three.
Two.
Hello, hello, hello. Yeah,
I hope you're all doing well.
Welcome in. Welcome in.
We are on our way to the football
Enio big game obviously with
with us being in a title
racing you've not watched last
week's episode. It is currently
out but I can't see the chat
the minute because of high
phones or what I've got. He
wants it back tomorrow when
so annoying. So yeah, we're on our way now. Just chilling. Hopefully, I won't be the first
one there but if we're being honest, chat, I probably will be the first one there because
the others are so prepared. Chas not coming. Obviously going to need an out and out goal
scoring now tonight. Probably going to need me up front. Probably going to have to score
two and three. But it's what I do for the club. It's what I do for the sport. It's
what I do for the for my friends what I do for you guys you know I've got a big
game on Saturday huge game probably should be resting but yeah here I am
busting me fucking ass off for Bob Salona what a fucking bellend pulling out
that much here I'm busting me got off for Bob Salona just to make sure that
I'm fucking ready and we're doing well
there you get the job should be there very very soon chat don't worry no much
traffic on the roads now it's quite good
I guess I'm good so DJ what you got you got a road trip boss Natasha bedding
build up first good song but not feeling it not oh go on then Baba's
Are we good here?
Thank you.
There we go.
3-2 Madrid!
Shut the fuck up!
No it's not, is it?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I think that was getting fucking bald.
That's your partner, Terry.
Right.
We've got our goats here.
I said to Mike, speak to that lawyer just come and just slap me in the head and I can keep up to the next 100 seconds.
Do you need the bag or not?
What? I'll do it in the hell now, don't patch your mind.
I'm gonna have to spit it out.
You'll be taken in your own.
Get the head of that right, yeah?
Get the head of that right, yeah?
Get the head of that right, yeah?
Get the head of that right, yeah?
Get the head of that right, yeah?
Come on!
Have a good one, yeah?
Puss back, mate, the boys I used to play for, we fucking bought them three nil, please.
I can't show it again. Can we not? I get it. Copy right. Right, we have arrived.
No, mate, have a minute.
Bop's a lot of bringing the crowd.
Obviously, with no Chazza, we had to fucking fill in to date.
That's why Ben was there.
I don't know how he's got the gig.
You all right, Ben? Are you all right, mate?
You're saying you're playing today?
Yeah, I don't know how it's going.
Oh, well, what do you say, mate?
You're saying you're playing today?
You're right, Steve! He's many!
It's Chazza's situation.
He's not coming.
What the fuck is that?
Fucking joke.
Absolute joke.
We're live streaming it as well today.
Are we? Yeah, we're on now.
Pardon?
JTB.
Are you live?
Yeah.
Oi!
Oi! God, Steve!
I wonder what that's gonna look like.
I'm getting the word!
I'm getting the word!
Chazza, he's not coming either, it's the closest I could get, I brought you, Danny Aaron's merch, what was that called?
Oh I'm against him actually, he's the other side man, it's a mighty, it's Danny almighty.
A bit large that one, I think.
Imagine I ordered that one as a fact for the exam.
I'll move to you.
He has the chat now.
Yeah, she's an extra last.
Yeah, five of them.
Aye aye.
Just getting pieced all up now, chat.
Yeah.
He makes the policy now.
Yeah, he dies on mine.
The only time I've ever played against Danny in a chat,
is the first side of the match-up.
Every other single one, I was...
I've been on his team.
The first one, because I won the 50-50,
I remember that, don't worry.
The second one I played with him,
and we won together.
Katal with all his bits again, haven't I?
I think that's good. I think that's a lot of good stuff.
Yesterday, I shit-made a lot of stuff.
They've batted off like this, they've lost.
You've just signed Sandra off of us.
And Tyler.
What is it, James?
I honestly think it'll get top full.
I know you will.
We've got you very lucky to get guests.
He wouldn't utilize you to get guests.
Frost?
Yeah.
I would.
I'd play cooks, yeah.
I'd play cooks, yeah, right?
I'd play cooks, huh?
Yeah, I also shopped in the jungle.
You alright?
Yeah, I just see it all, man.
It's very well-fired.
Oh.
I know it's fucking high-summed kids.
It's actually...
It's off-life, actually, I don't know.
What was that?
I don't think you're going to be able to do that.
Oh, female?
Yeah.
Remember my first YouTube shoot?
I didn't have it spare, I spent it on that.
Yeah, I know.
It's called investing.
There you go.
There's not going to come, it's going to backpack.
Oh my God!
You're going to fucking JD, get one for that quick.
Yeah, I'd do it better if you'd fucking write to your JDs unbelievable.
That's why I've got to marry you, no?
on a plane, on a train, that's life, mate.
What's up?
Can you play?
Play, can you play with me?
Yeah, you'll get the audio from the camera.
Same as usual.
You know?
I'm happy to help, mate, don't you?
We the game, my favourite part of the prime, mate.
Every guy at beach is going on a flight.
What does that mean?
Can anyone else tell me if battle is good?
Battle is good.
Well, we'll find out if it's good tonight.
You think you are still right as well?
No, I'm not trying to call this dick, yeah?
I'm so sorry, lads.
Well, look at this thing.
Ten pounds of charity in this choice.
One of the people!
One of the people!
One of the people!
Charity, one of the people!
The charity foundation, great call.
One hand.
Five, six, that's lovely.
Go on, LA, five hundred five gifted.
Go on, LA!
Go on, LA!
I always wanted to say that.
Go on, LA, thank you.
Jake's stream is crashed down. He's all his eights.
Who?
That's right, you got me.
Have you got that thing down there?
No, I'm fine.
How do you even plan to put it on the stream?
Great.
Oh!
Bino.
You know, Taze, Jake, you know, do you have a scam?
Have you got a scam?
Do you know when he gets the fishings?
The week Jake got injured, I looked at him and I said,
you need to go to a walking centre and get him checked out.
He's never through to that Jake, it is.
He's not a footballer.
He's looking for me and I've got to go back to the scam.
Exactly.
It's a fucking joke.
Oh is that a petrol station?
Who is?
J.K.
Why is it a petrol station?
I've got it for his car, right?
You know what, they don't want a very good one.
They don't want a crazy thingy.
I reckon it'd be better without them.
He is living here.
100%
Thank you.
You look great in all.
Hello, there.
J.K. is a pivotal moment in this team.
Yeah.
He's a...
Further.
Not pivotal.
Further.
I'm all standing.
What?
Holding off.
I'm a jake, I'm American, she's a jake's girlfriend, I'm just saying she's not enough.
Oh you would would you?
No, I wouldn't do that to jakes, would I?
Make me sick then.
Aye!
Fuck that, fuck that!
Aye!
That's bad stuff.
Aye, come to Manchester, be on the come going, I would.
None of that, you.
What's it like?
Would you dirty fuck off?
Mate!
He's doing it when he's there.
Camera on me, camera on me.
Go back, go back.
Just put your mic on.
Hey, what are you doing?
What's been over there like?
I'm going to keep my mouth closed.
What's she doesn't do?
What's that?
What, in a nutshell?
I'm as she was uninvited into me house.
They beat them two once, if we win today, we go top.
We're here as a challenge, yeah? Yeah? Is this a brand deal?
What's going on with you?
What's up?
It's not your mate, Al.
I'm here to win anyway, let's get our treats today, something like that.
Actually, I'm swimming today.
What's your fucking problem then?
You see that? That fucking ain't mate. Why have you got a GoPro on?
I don't know if I've got a GoPro on the bench.
Funny is it, funny is it?
It's a couple of pylons.
Nah, that's not funny.
You want fucking that?
Is this your whole team?
I'm going to give a taste of the cheese obviously not the way it is
By the way, 10 minutes till kick off the stomach here
and we're meant to film content before they get here
4-4 on aggregating momentum, should we get him Chats?
Chats?
How are you doing?
I'm going to min-
Harry Kane, oh my god, am I immune?
Yeah, you're good
Oh! What's his possible nearly free free?
Louis Dias.
Pants, pants, pants.
Pants.
Parking suit.
Oh!
Taking the big mess.
What?
It's your...
It's your...
My charisma, you like to play with, is it?
Cornering for Bayern Munich.
That's where he stops it, gives all about him.
Get your shoes off me so fast.
Sorry man.
The brand new?
I can tell the brand new, there's not a fucking mark on him.
I'm a log out.
JD?
Unbelievable isn't it?
It's unbelievable.
Yeah, no problem.
I know why.
Do you like party corners this year?
Bob's playing off front.
I know, yeah.
Kimmich on the corner.
into the back post.
Oh, he's got it over his back.
That's a good one.
Yeah, this is the proper game.
Wait, who are you playing tonight?
Chief of Colt, Arsenal, no one else?
Who are you playing tonight?
Good man.
Just turn up and beat one of those in front of you, mate.
That's a lucky fellow, he's got that.
What a block.
Some bellinger.
You know what we're playing, aren't we?
I'm finding out, you know what we're playing.
We're late at the table, we've got to go.
You've got to play off, you've got to be ballers.
You've got to be ballers.
We've got to win that.
We've got to go.
Big keeper, I think.
Big keeper.
I think he's got to be playing off the table.
We're actually out of it.
Ginge.
I don't know.
Oh no, I think he's out first game.
I've got a huge episode out of it.
I'm playing. I did what I started, I'm going to pack some.
It's wrong what they say about you.
What do they say about you?
No, no, come in.
Don't stress you said too much. I don't want to be responsible for that.
Is that why he's asking for a clip?
Oh, he's not just saying he's caught on what?
He runs these girls' friends and says, I'll have to do a good play.
26 years old here for 26 or Katie, Katie can I play tonight?
No you can and I want a new handbag.
What the fuck are you doing?
She can't go into the house, she fucking makes herself a home.
Fuck you.
Reynard Ging, Reynard Ging.
Reynard Ging.
Reynard Ging.
Reynard Ging.
Reynard Ging.
Reynard Ging.
Reynard Ging.
Reynard Ging.
The tension is in Jakey's car.
T-Taking Beano, 15 minutes away, there's no way.
Far away, there's, arguing in the car for 10 minutes.
Five, not 15.
Five minutes away.
What time is it?
10 past, they've got five minutes.
Are you recording now? Oh, thank God for that.
So we're at the Bob Saloner game. Steve's there, Jay's there, we've got better way to
do it.
Jake here, can't play anyway. Taze isn't here, Beano's not here, and Chas, because
Because of the game on Saturday, Ratsy's having cotton wool, all Rangi's misses, can I play?
No, you can't play!
Fuck off!
What about Moe?
Moe should be here, I did message him.
Where's Moe?
Did he ask me to chat with him?
Did you tell him?
I've travelled one and a half hours?
Exactly, one and a half hours.
You went on a trip?
Disappoint me, I've got that mate.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Oh, that's about leadership.
I don't.
And this is how it didn't taste.
And that's why I'm captain.
I'll eat until I see fit.
I'm going to drop you tonight and strike you the captain's seat.
What'd you know?
Well, what the fuck are you reaching?
If it tastes, go see the stages in the federal station.
What tastes on that?
Show them leadership, show them commitment.
I love it. Your red goes on the page.
It doesn't. I don't know why I do that.
My head will never go on the page.
The day my head don't go on the page, I'll have to do it.
If you get some red cards sat there,
remember this I won't my head never goes I appealed for this
if you want to have to do see a red dollar the side of it get your fucking
novel which I won't be doing no no no because that's not a joke
harassment I don't like it at all but this is a big game for win yeah
That was it.
Nice you could see it up, Mo.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Thank you for this, Mo.
This is an absolute beast, Mo.
Can you pick up on it?
No one else is here, so you're starting by both.
You're on bench.
Bench!
I thought I was starting.
You said I was starting.
He's getting up here.
What did he say?
Oh, I don't know.
It's all tactics on weirdo.
You could do a JQI.
I hate fucking hard.
He's slugged.
He's slugged.
His leg's like this.
And I mean, it leaves better.
He's made better.
Not even on a scan.
Epsom salts.
That's what he needs on that.
Oh, he's got a short one.
Hebsen's side of the back.
That'll get him right.
How you find the vehicle, Sam Gaffer?
Oh, yeah, congratulations on answering.
Oh, no job.
Congratulations, Bob.
Thanks to him.
Really?
Big Sam commented on the post.
Did he solidise?
Right, let's go on to four.
I've seen a church but I've never seen a church.
Steve, what are you doing?
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
You can't manage all of this.
You can buy a sister.
How would them down have it to you?
I mean, I think we could do it.
I think we could do it.
You used to get pro managers, didn't you?
Look at the poor lad.
You know what you should do, you should ask, Jose as a manager for your defence when you're winning a game, and then maybe Jose Enrique when you're attacking a game.
Jose Enrique.
Jose Enrique.
Jose Enrique.
Jose Enrique.
Oh he's in there.
Oh, Caligums in there.
I don't start telling him, so I'm done.
Well, she will tell you lying bastard.
Oh, aye, aye, Timothy. Language.
You know what I mean? I don't know if Jake you need it again.
Do you know what I mean?
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Wooba, wheelchair, Wooba.
Shall I get out of the picture?
Yeah, come on, let's get out of here.
We've got a team.
Let's see if he scores with this.
If he scores, you go straight naked.
Oh, what a shame!
Dammit!
Yes, Charles, he's dreaming. He lied. Yes, the chart! Woo! Woo! Five's! Woo! By the way,
sorry, just a quick one. The bob-wise are actually ruined. Five's. Because you get more here
than you do the Ethiopian and it's it's scary it's scary times so that's also what going on
Hello.
How you doing?
Oh, right, Chapp.
Conor Brown Potter.
He won't advertise it on his account,
but he's on his show!
clip it, clip it!
Don't be used in the chat, let's go!
Conn at Ryan Putty!
I'm not sure who's here and who's not here.
I'm not sure who's here and who's not here.
I'm not sure who's here and who's not here.
Only if Camelman Chas is getting.
He's just a money.
He's just a money.
Come on, let's get you out of the van.
Bro, I wonder if he's just a money.
You look so dull, man.
Thank you for being here.
Thanks, bro. You just snapped it.
That was so fun.
I'm going.
Come on, get yourself some.
Oh yeah.
I've got the badge.
I've got the badge.
I'm going on a Scout strategy with you.
Oh, we are live on-street, William. I love you, sincerely. But any second now, I'm about
That's a ring, Jakey's neck, Tazer's neck,
and I forget who else is, will you?
Beano's neck. That's how much I cared about him,
he's got his fucking name.
If they don't get it in the next five, they're all dropped next week.
I'm me and Bob will play. The end.
You're just not going to see Almond any of me.
I'm not going to.
There's a echo in there.
Take your time, take your time, take your time, look at him, look at him.
He's not going to stand centre-out here, so he'll go through.
Oh, man, I feel you, you're not.
I mean, if McGuire tells you he's good enough, does that mean he's good enough?
Well, he's awful.
Yeah, there you go.
Fuck now, James, you do better job than I do.
It's not hard, I was just going to turn up.
Cheek!
Come on!
Thank you very much mate, it worked.
Thank you mate, thank you.
Why did Lisa say, um...
Go on John, stay strong, stay strong, stay strong.
He's got to go back, he's got to go back.
too strong on you because he probably is your pharaonics yeah he's probably not
struggling me but he's probably harder than me
I'll add him, I'll add him, I'll add him
I don't know who he knows, Lisa, friends with Curley
Oh, Carl, yeah I don't know who, friends with Curley
Who's that's a legend?
No, no, someone's right here, Terry.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
One right shoulder! One right shoulder!
One right shoulder, eh?
I'm his rep, I'm his rep, I'm his rep.
Adam picked us up today, father, yeah.
That's a legend.
More on that shoulder!
See?
See, see, see, see, see.
Hey, where the fuck are they?
They got them.
Steve, Steve, get some fucking dick for him.
He's holding me that late.
He should absolutely be the winner.
They're looking at the games, aren't they?
Go on, next week.
Honestly, I couldn't agree any more.
Ask me to tell that mate.
I've got a TV game day, that's all right.
Ref our lunch!
Two minutes away.
Can I have their wages?
What's up?
No, we don't discuss wages.
Yeah, I agree.
Well said.
Don't discuss wages, there.
Right, John, I'm going over there.
LAUGHTER
What's the change now?
Pass or change? All right, Charlie, change your bathroom.
Three, two, one.
That happened with me so dirty.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, we're on, we're on, we're on.
Eight seconds?
I tell you, it's PB that, it's PB.
Can I be also honest?
He probably does it in about two seconds,
but the back pat takes a bit to connect.
It's a shame, really.
I'm not even gonna raise my voice.
I'm not even gonna address the fact that they're late.
I'll let Steve do that.
But as captain, I feel as though I should have a word.
But I can't wait to ask you to tell you he's getting
aggressive because he knows he's in the wrong.
He'll shift the blame on to Jakey about it and say oh there weren't enough petrol or that ever
and then Beano will just fucking say change, I look at change
I know I just thought I'd love him again
Fuck off your dad's Adam
Adam he knows Lisa
Friends with Curler
Oh my god no way
Er he's a guy who's straight up
but we call him Curler because he's not got Curler, yeah that's the joke
We know him. We know Adam. We know Curly, you know Curly.
Er, it's 6-2.
I'm going to say 6-1 with a hat trick.
Oh no, yeah, I know them.
What do you think?
I'm going to go on that.
Who's that?
Is he playing? Absolutely not, mate.
Adam, we know!
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know!
Oh, come on!
Hey, he's a belcer, Adam!
I don't have any tooth.
On your line, Chips!
It's not good enough is it Steve?
Not good enough.
What is that?
Where's the ball?
I'm going to take that.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh my f***.
F***.
What's with the toes?
I'm going through it.
He's gone and he died.
That was a good one.
That's only two nukes.
He's there, he's there Steve.
He's a pointy again.
Well all of them was getting Jakey's car.
What can I do?
What time did you get the car?
Jakey then?
No.
We had plenty enough time.
He stopped to pick.
And Jakey then called up the tyre.
He's got the car.
and Jakey done called up the tyres.
He stopped to pump both his tyres up and then stopped to do a petrol station to get a petrol
and then his camera went off, so he started to start his camera.
It's unacceptable, unacceptable, especially his vice cap.
It is unacceptable.
Vice?
He just was thinking, Steve was going to strip me of caps and then give it to you tonight.
Made.
Yeah, maybe, well there we are.
Wednesday night.
Maybe it's Sunday afternoon.
My son, T is going to be a skipper.
Really?
My son?
Don't change your life, mate.
You're the three-pointer, that's going to happen to you.
Yeah, I agreed. You're a piss-head.
George Gregg's not died.
He's one of you, wasn't he?
In your last funeral, you had to work with your grandma and nothing like you.
That was an oligarch, wasn't it, step-gray?
Was it now?
Yeah, that was it.
He's hitting me on the back here.
Hey, we're not even leaving.
I'm sorry about it, John.
Who's that with the mic here?
Who's the only one who's not smoking?
Here we go, here's the...
Go Steve, let him know Steve, let him know Steve.
Come on.
What makes you, what makes you better than everybody else?
It's not our world, it's Jakey Davies' world, we're just living it, you hear?
No, it's Eric Stevens.
The worst thing is, you're not even playing, you're driving to our players, you are again,
have trouble, and now we're not here, and I'm going to drive another and half back,
and you've got the cheek to be in a KFC driving round Trafford centre.
Have you had your scan?
I've not got it.
Any signs?
There were signs everywhere.
The signs are there, Jake, and they're definitely there.
Listen to them.
J. LeBron, sorry.
I want to hear an excuse.
It was a different bonus feast, Steve.
What would you want?
Every statement that starts with genuine one is definitely not genuine.
No, it is genuine.
I'm not from it, but you are.
on anything here, so he's on a binaur, no air in my tyre, I tried putting air in my tyre,
them two started digging the battle, putting air in my tyre, yeah.
What did he do kicking their ass?
Like, they ran over my air pump.
Like, then I had to go back to the stream.
This on the stream?
This on the stream.
So I could go back and watch this, right?
You could go back and watch it, right, and they'd do it all.
I'll sing you the clip myself, Steve, right.
And then, I'd get on the motorway, and you know, just, just, just road works.
Road works go all, Steve.
Funny that, can't be not saying more than a full year.
You care about these new ones, on anything. Watch the footage see if you've got anything.
Can you put my sands up in your pocket?
It's your top, is this top doors all right?
Yeah.
I can't get anywhere else.
You're shitting me off.
Right, let's fucking get it on, mate.
Yes, go on, mate.
Get along, you're moving.
Let's go, let's go!
Right in front of the sock,
it's a big mouth for you, mate.
Get ready to go.
It's a big hole.
Exactly.
I've got no better way to play.
Let's get moving.
Let's get talking.
Let's stay.
Let's get going.
Keep it.
Keep it, baby.
Yep.
That's it.
That's what we want.
Go on.
Go on.
Let's get going.
Keep going, kid.
Oh, no.
Get some pressure up.
Hold it, no steam.
Hold it, no steam.
Oh!
I've got an idea.
Hold it.
Oh, boy, chill out, chill out.
You gotta get up, you!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
2 more stops!
There we go!
OHH!
OHH!
OHHH!
OHHH!
OHH!
Nice you guys!
Stay in!
Go on, go on, go on!
That's the mood, that's the mood!
Let's move that ball!
Nice, dude.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
Go, go, go, go!
I need a like, I need a like.
Go, go, go, go!
Change!
Oh!
That is it, that is it!
Seize my kid, that's it, one more, let's go!
Ha ha ha!
No one, no one, no one, no one!
Five, five, five, five, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
The Pashmere Clio team beat up the league. If we win today we go for it.
CHEERING
Pashmere can play football, because no one else can in this league.
We're running!
I might have to back up a little bit.
Sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry.
It's a good fight, yeah.
It's a good fight.
Yeah, we've got enough players to start to decide something, so...
Let's not go on fight there, Lee.
No, no, we'll fight.
Let's not go on fight that Chazza
is asked to ask his missus
if he can play out tonight.
Chazza will go out.
Everyone looks just said no.
Where's your arm?
Goal digger!
In there, Jaden!
Love ya, keep your steady, no doubt.
Ginger back.
Benno.
What's back?
Ginger, Benno.
Ryan.
Moe.
Ryan.
I've got to teach you a lesson.
Are you fucking serious?
I've got to teach you a lesson.
I've got to get in this one's back.
It's mad in it.
Sorry, I'm just going to ask you a lesson.
Sorry, I'm just going to ask you a lesson.
Learn.
Take my fucking shot.
I'm nutty.
Good work.
That'll teach ya.
You don't cross right, man.
Lower! Lower!
Okay, yeah.
What is that?
Is that it?
The world is on the way
May the future be
Still right on the down the way
Star
Oh, oh, oh
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh
Go!
Let's go Hacca!
We'll chase and see you!
I'm gonna get ya!
Oh my God!
Oh
One, two.
Two.
One.
One, two.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
One.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Come on.
Oh.
OK!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Yes!
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Finish, finish, finish, wait.
Come on, come on back, come on back.
Yes, let's go.
Yeah!
Go on!
Come on.
Go for it!
I
Kuwaii!
Everyone's got jumpers!
Ants mother!
Come on!
But you won't get the wontelj,'
why do you mind holding the thing from behind?
Come on, come on.
They were able to find the machine
and find a spot where they could not hear around.
Support the Run Like This.
Oh
Blue, green, white, red, black, white, blue.
Deed.
Deed, purity.
safest place.
Deed, Deed, Deed!
Because I'm used to putting plane.
官!
Red!
국민!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Get the chair!
WHISTLE
That's the best promise there is.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Right, listen, Brian, you're going to have some time off.
Brian, Brian.
Boy, it's great to hook ball.
It's not depressing.
It's not depressing.
Come off, then.
Bob, I'm going to be fine.
I know you are. You're still with me.
Listen, keep at it.
More of that. Keep buzzing about.
Move the car, handle it.
They're backing off. We have got a fresh. You can't stop working. Press, press, press.
What do you want to just come on and press and say, one thing we're doing in this game,
which we've not done all season really well, we're using Jake and the centre-backs are
sweating it every time. We've got that pass on and that centre half, where you're receiving
it that side, you're receiving it that side. As soon as that ball's coming to it,
you have to know where it's going. And the first time, ping, switch it, there's
always going to be a man free, because the press is enough.
They don't like the press. They don't like it. Keep it going. They don't like
the press. Alright, keep pressing.
Cheers, James.
Listen, you'll never play football. That's what it's about.
That's what it's about. It isn't won yet.
It isn't won yet.
Exactly, but we'll stop.
Every single person on that, who's the fourth?
Oh
Come on, sir.
You ready?
Ah!
Ready, ready, sir.
Ready, ready, sir.
Ah!
Sir, get away!
I'll see you.
I'll see you.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
get out of here
go on
get out of here
Oh
Come on, boys!
Come on!
That's it, that's it.
That's it.
Right, left.
Left, left, left.
Oh, oh, oh.
Right.
Right!
Right!
Right.
Yes, yes.
Yes, come on.
Yes, be quick.
Yes, come on.
Yes, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Have a shot with the side.
Fight it, fight it, fight it.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
2-0.
1-0.
3-0, 3-0!
2-0.
2-0!
1-0!
1-0!
Oh, it's there!
Oh, it's there! It's there!
Oh, it's there!
It's there!
Come on.
Two, two.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Come on!
Ah, yeah.
Yes!
Two right, two!
Ah!
Next round.
Oh, OK!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
OK!
Yeah!
Two on!
Yes!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Right.
Move.
Touching.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh
2-0.
3-0.
Come on, get the kick!
Come on, get the kick!
I'm going next to you.
Hello.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Hello.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Come on!
Shame, shame!
Hey!
Shame, shame, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Get up, move!
Up, up, up!
Come on, up!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on! Fucking get in!
Fucking hell, fucking hell.
The battle is over!
The battle is over!
It's the day of life.
Let's talk about facts.
We're open to the moves.
About Jake, you need to leave out today.
Biggest shit house at night.
Jake, you're nervous, guys and gentlemen.
Waker! Waker! Waker! Waker! Waker! Waker! Waker!
Hey, can we get a...
Hey, we still got a flat second card on.
Give us some appreciation for Jaden.
Yeah, I'll see you again.
Thanks, mate.
We'll be swapping.
Three, five, six, seven.
Three, five, six, seven.
Three, five, six, seven.
Three, five, six, seven.
Three, five, six, seven.
Oh, yeah!
Three, five, six, seven.
Three, five, six, seven.
You've seen the book boys, the book of home.
You've seen the book boys, the book of home.
You've seen the book boys, the book of home.
I've been just practicing.
I can't speak and do the same thing.
What we do is, we come, we take three points,
and then we book off home.
No worries mate, have a good night, no worries, no worries, thank you, we're live streaming
anything to say to your dad Chazza. Listen Chazza listen I'm disappointed you didn't turn up yeah
and also I reckon I reckon Arsenal going to football league sitting on top fucking yes
boy sitting on top sitting on top that's what you could have said that's what I've got to say
Oh, there he goes. Have a nice night.
You know what, if you need a fat party to replace Chazzer, then I'm going to go.
We've all already got Jakey, but he's just out there, don't it?
I think I'm f***ed up. I think I beat him.
You beat who?
Jakey, the fat challenge.
Give it two weeks. Give it two weeks.
I'll see you at the next round. Thank you mate.
Jake, you want to do streaks for you?
You don't do anything?
Mom, do streaks!
I'm not paying the quib when I lose it.
You're handsome, are you?
As a camera, you're handsome.
Final score is like 5-3 or something.
It was a fucking great game.
Yeah, 7.
How many?
7.
6.
He's flitting.
He's still on.
He's flitting.
He's flitting.
He's gonna float on the scout's side.
That's how we do it.
I thought he was doing my heart.
To the scout.
What?
He said you could probably steal all of us.
What?
Yeah.
I'll steal you mother's niggas.
What other board have you got though?
Money's money.
This guy's a legend, you know.
Trunks and Fennel.
Did you ask him for money again?
Again!
You are on more than enough.
Fifteen pound a week he gets off of me.
I came in the other day, he was in his boxy, on what not, trying to bid for
an aimer.
Got a one on there?
I'm made up, you're getting sheltered there.
You're a dick.
What, your mum likes you?
Five boys again, I'll let her in!
Can you hear your wankers?
Is that a uber?
We love you, five boys, please do!
Three, five, six, eight!
Three, five, six, eight!
Three, five, six, eight!
One, two, three!
Sorry mate, sorry mate, sorry mate.
Are you not lying?
Whoo!
I got that in me, mate.
I got that in me.
What the hell, now?
I got that in me, I got that in me.
What, it's a wanker.
No, what?
What are you doing?
I injured.
I injured?
I'm not, mate.
I got more injured last week.
Right there, then why?
OK, enjoy that.
Great, we've got to go home.
Go on. Go on, you can make it.
You can do it.
Thank you.
What was he writing?
He's fucking record.
Let me get out of the game by the way.
You hold it, thank you, all right, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I got it.
I'm not gonna take off.
Eat the salmon.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh my God.
I am sorry.
Oh my God.
Hello.
Oh my God.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh my God, so close. Thank you very much, that's so sweet.
Oh no.
What's up?
That wasn't a flare.
It's you who got me a bracelet. I'll try to put it on.
He's just broke it.
I'm so sorry.
That's horrible, that ain't it?
I'm so sorry.
You know what? Just for you, you're sad.
I'm not even sad, I'm just sad, though.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, you fucking spiteful little prick.
I'm sad to put it on my hand.
You okay though, yeah?
We'll see you again.
Well, thank you very much.
I've got to be honest round the bush.
Thank you very much.
I thought it was an MIK as well.
MIK Chassar.
Should have been here tonight. Should have had it.
I know. I asked for losing this one as well.
No, they locked their one.
No, no, no, no, so they won an aggregate.
Do you have another picture?
Of course you do.
Do you want a picture?
Do you want a picture?
Thank you.
No worries.
Oh my God.
You want a photo?
Yes, please. Can I please ask for a video?
I need a picture of you.
Oh, Ellie?
Yes, please.
How are you, sir?
I'm fine.
How about it?
I'm fine.
Ellie, happy birthday.
Have a good one.
It's Nina, by the way.
Nice to see you.
Of course you can, yeah.
Why? Am I scaring a person?
No.
Alright, okay, good.
Just for this?
Yeah.
Just for you?
Where are you from?
Northern Ireland.
Wow.
You flew over for Bob Salona.
That is mental.
That is connected.
I'm trying that you're over here.
Yeah, but I wasn't actually planning to, so you've got to look at it.
a bit mate yeah yeah no worries we'll fight you very much for coming thank you
I'm just going to take a picture of Jake here first.
Jake?
Okay.
Okay.
Of course, you're okay, yeah?
Sorry.
Let's see if we can...
I'll grab the phone.
No, I've got to go first.
Thank you mate, thank you.
Change, I was generous, I was virtuous today.
I said I was seven mate, same as every week, well done.
Change, today, how was the bug, how was the bug, I was virtuous today.
Absolutely fantastic support, again, unbelievable.
Thank you very much for coming up and bringing the noise.
And we didn't disappoint you today.
You okay?
Thank you.
Thanks very much.
Thank you for coming.
Thanks for keeping the jungle.
Thank you.
Anywhere or?
I'm not sure if we can cross that.
I'll get one of the things that I'll put up.
Use some dollars.
Cross that out for us.
All right, yeah.
This is really wrong.
Right.
Yep.
Yeah, it was good.
Sundaylands Prime Minister, what Sundaylands Prime Minister, shout out to him, shout out to you, make sure you're doing all your homework, you're staying well behaved, the best of luck for the rest of the year, no worries.
Go and come here.
Thank you, no worries, we'll do in a minute, chat.
By the way, chats, just put this to the power of the boss.
Just fairer than that one.
Is that one?
Blackburn player.
A Blackburn player?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, no problem whatsoever.
Can you please make a video for me please?
Yeah, for your tiktok.
What do you want me to say?
It was karma meets a wanker.
Thank you.
And great.
I'll see you there.
Good looks back there.
No worries mate.
See you in a bit.
Thank you.
See you in a bit.
It was karma meets a wanker.
What's your tiktok colours?
Charlie.
Dot Cart.
Charlie's mates, your old wankers mate.
Thank you. No worries.
Can you film any TikToks or anything? I just love likes and views.
I respect it.
I respect the honesty.
No pressure there.
Hello there. Is this going on the bobble shirt account or your account?
My account.
What's your account called?
Harley.mcr.
Have you watched this? Make sure you all drop a follow. He's a Bove Boy ultra, he's an absolute legend.
Hopefully this gets him what he wants, which is...
Erm, to Bove Boys to win the league.
Hopefully. Oh, with Jakey Davies, I think it's possible.
Cheers, mate.
No worries, mate. Have a good one, yeah.
No worries, have a good one.
James, can you give us a joke from a great lad off?
Yeah, what's the name? Yvonne.
Yvonne, what's the name?
Yes, Yvonne, I hope you're doing well.
Absolute legend, best of the best of the year, I hope you have an amazing year, love.
No worries mate, yeah?
Four hours for Barcelona?
Yeah, and we'll see you home.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Yeah.
She's coming to the side of the bench.
Very shish.
She's coming to the side of the bench, yeah.
She's coming to the side of the bench.
Fuck harder anyway.
What's she doing over there?
I think if they received your absolute legend,
playing to the sport and everything,
I couldn't be anywhere else without you.
I appreciate you coming everywhere and seeing us at home.
Hopefully you enjoy Saturday.
Thank you so much.
You too, yeah.
Have a good one.
Thank you very much.
OK, mate.
OK, I'm going to look at it.
Sure.
OK, I'll show you.
Oh, thank you.
No problem, mate.
Don't worry.
Thank you very much.
That is, mate.
So, one or I'll see you.
Or Joey.
Well, it's coming to the fore.
We have to get off.
Right, OK.
We'll see you in the video.
Of course, mate.
Well, what is that?
Yeah, 10.
9 out of 10.
9 out of 10?
Yes, Joey, you're not bad.
First of all, mate, I know what you're doing well.
Well, it's where you couldn't meet me before, but hopefully you'll meet me again when we play here again, don't worry.
We'll best look for the rest of the year and have a good one, mate.
No worries, mate, no worries.
OK, no worries, mate.
It was wrong.
Oh, right, OK.
What did I do?
No, I showed you.
I watched the video, sort of.
Yeah.
Her project was only a course, so to absolutely view me, that she wasn't on it, so put your
Don't get so angry, you will meet us soon, I promise you. Come and get yourself a box of Lordy games and we'll come and say hello. Have a good one.
Thank you so much.
Hi Ethan.
Hi Ethan.
Are you going to be better?
Hi Ethan, how are you doing well mate?
You're absolutely legend. Best of luck for the rest of the year. I hope you have an amazing one mate.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Have a good one mate.
Yeah of course.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You can shout at your...
Everyone go follow BovboyUltras on TikTok.
BovboyUltras on TikTok.
there's a fresh new account there every week give us support if you see it come
up on your follow you page please drop it a follow okay Allen Allen Allen how you
doing well mate that's a legend keep smashing it brother
Hiya James, you're her brother, I know you have a good one mate, don't worry.
Of course man, I fucking love a great picture.
He's got the camera.
What's your name?
Yo, yo, yo, record this, record this.
Which one am I?
Yeah, it's time where it's voting.
What? Yeah, yeah, it's time where it's voting.
You want a last name, yeah?
Watch! Watch in one year, yeah?
Watch in one year. Me and him, we're going to do the 10k, 1v1s and shit.
Watch, yeah?
There you go.
They're laughing now!
Maybe someone's don't like me, because maybe I'm too good.
Maybe I'm too good.
Ah, I kill you, not Christiano, I'll kill you.
Four L, E, E, M, seven.
Can I give you some advice?
Make a catchy name.
Make a catchy name.
Because that's not when I stick in anyone's head.
Alright, that's enough.
So I mean, think of a name that...
Give me a name right now.
Whatever you say, I'll put it.
Bob.
Start, yeah?
My name's...
So tell me something about you. What do you like getting into?
I like football.
Football? What's your actual name?
Aleem.
Aleem, yeah.
Aleem Enio.
Aleem Enio!
Aleem Enio!
But you've got to make the account first.
It's going to be tomorrow, yeah.
Tonight, tonight, tonight.
You should do it right now.
Right now. Right now I'm hopping my DPD van.
And I'm going to make that account.
Good luck, brother, yeah. See you in 12 months.
Yeah, you'll see me in 12 months.
You'll see me again in 12 months.
Have a good one, yeah?
Have a good one, mate.
See you in a bit, mate.
You OK?
You all right, yeah?
I'm going to go, Steve Bracknell.
You all right?
I don't think it's your size.
You can keep...
I just...
I don't think it's got your kneecaps more than anything.
It's feeling better now than after it, yeah?
Right, well, I will see you next week, OK?
if you're here. Am I laughing? No, I'm laughing at the Royal Oak patch because I think it's shit.
Sorry Steve.
Right, don't move on.
Right, see you in a bit, yeah?
Yeah, of course you're not fixing.
No worries, yeah?
Have a good one. See you in a bit.
He's your favourite of us.
I've got our speakers but I love him all the time.
He's my match yesterday then.
You're looking at him. What a fucking finish!
I know, he threw the dick. Oh, sorry, man, my language.
That's pissing me off, that'll be a good job.
It's embarrassing.
I don't think you put that on the screen.
That's fucking the one thing, that's the thing.
They're coming back.
Is that Moe?
No, it wasn't Moe.
It wasn't Moe.
It wasn't Moe.
Security's going over.
Right, what interview do you have mate?
I'm over the moon with it, hopefully we can perform well.
There's a lot of pressure I'm making obviously, I've played well last two games
and then I've won two out of two so hopefully we can win three out of three.
The postman having knocked the limit.
There you go then.
And how's it feel to be a warrior now?
I wouldn't know mate.
I think you ought to ask.
Say his MCR, he knows.
Thank you.
No worries.
No worries.
No worries though, good one boys, yeah?
See you in a bit.
Righty, oh, oh, oh.
Let's go, go, go.
You showing there?
You what?
Need to play better or more?
What do you want to say?
Come on, get your hand.
Come on, get it.
LAUGHTER
I'm not going to leave you, not going.
We're all together, we're all together.
You what?
No, I'm sure.
You keep it up.
Yeah, yeah, you keep it up.
That's a very good ball, I'm going to keep it.
Don't lose it.
I know you found it.
It's what you did, mate.
I'm sure.
I'm just trying to...
I must be kidding you.
Fuck James!
There you go.
See?
No, it's not.
You got banned on TikTok?
What did you get banned for?
Impersonating.
Impersonating?
He's still banned now?
I don't know yet.
I don't know yet.
Welcome to TikTok.
So that's just TikTok as a whole
Saying that I was doing branded content
I don't know what that means
It's basically
Basically what branded content is
A brand pays you to post something
But you don't declare it
I don't want to be involved
That's just TikTok in general
It's just embarrassing
But I don't know what your account is
Have you got a account?
Not looking on my accounts
You've got your account though, haven't you?
Yeah, you're alright then. If that happens again, let's see what I can do.
I would find you've got three more and you must have something to do with it.
You must have something to do with it.
No, TikTok's a very interesting place, so it's hard to get a thing to do.
It's gone hard for all of us, but we'll get it out.
Yeah, we'll get it out.
It's going to be a cold!
It's going to be a cold!
Have you broken those?
She's got like a swell in there.
No, you've not broken them.
You're going to be out screwing it because you've got another one.
Why are we all going up on there?
Who else did it last time?
I don't know if you've got this, you can't lie, it's just done, you just have to come out there.
Yeah.
That's Ginger's car, I think it's not the car.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
He was right, yeah.
It's funny everyone knows your name, don't they?
What are you laughing at?
God, you know where I come from?
Yeah.
He's also gone the wrong way, because that's the one way going, that way.
Nobody gets lost.
Right, I'm off home anyway, I'll see you in a bit, yeah?
Yeah.
I will be in need mate, yeah
I will be in need
Oh, there's the Preston after the match.
Fuck it, it is mad to see how many people turn up just for a fucking six a side on a
Wednesday. It's mad. What? That's the power above Solona mate. That's the power of social
media. It's part of the above boys, baby.
Better rich, yeeeeee.
Better rich, yeeeeee, yeeeeee.
Shut up, bitch.
Hi, Alex.
You better not be in the chat.
No, I was in person in you.
I'm gonna say.
3, 2, 1, off.
Oh, that's all.
Got him.
Can I find it?
Can I find a battery?
You're going to have to find a little blue tab thing.
You're shouting me.
Right, back to James.
See you later, mate.
We won't be able to describe it to you guys, where are you guys?
It's a Harry's announcement, oh fuck off, zero you went, oh no I think we are, next
I got a few of the songs you couldn't get enough of back in 2024.
That was two seconds.
Now, I'll just say, mate, on it might not be a funny stream,
the ladies.
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
Oh.
There we go.
We're back, chap.
Can I hold your job?
No, I can't.
Do you want me to put your seatbelt on?
No, I've got my seatbelt on, mate.
I'll load it for you.
I don't get paid extra for this.
What's your job?
No, it's your job, mate.
You don't get paid extra.
You can open it.
I'm on now.
You've got to invest in yourself.
Agreed.
I was trying to see the cameraman.
You've got to invest in your back, my man.
Fuck you, no.
Right, chat.
Let's get our way to the bovhouse.
I'm going to show you the joys, please, thank you.
Right, go to the bovhouse.
Get anything that I need from there.
I actually don't think I need anything from there.
I'll just go there for the vibes, fuck it.
And then I'll drive home.
Watch out what you want, go to the above house,
but there's fuck all there for me to do.
Or go home and play darts or whatever.
Ooh, you could play the horror game.
No, I'm playing the horror game.
Play the horror game.
I'm playing the horror game, I hate it.
I'm gonna shoot you some.
My shoes, no, I found my shoes.
I found him.
Home, I can't play darts at the above house,
and there's nothing for me to do there.
Like, and I also myself on at home,
so I don't even know if I'm gonna switch ingests.
Unless I just go IRL for the whole thing.
What's it gonna be do though?
I think they've all ended anyway.
That's what I mean, they've all ended.
Vote on the poll chat, vote on the poll, what do you want?
Jakey's ended, Taze isn't gonna be alive,
Beano ain't gonna be alive, Chaz isn't gonna be alive.
Could go home and try and do clubs.
I'm at the voting boff house. Are you not listening?
There is no... I cannot do anything at the boff house.
I'll tell you what, I'll listen to the poll,
and then when it's shit and I've got to drive home, I'll end the stream.
So there you go, it's on you.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, I just replied to you in court.
What's the poll saying?
Now home's within.
Home and clubs.
There you go.
The thing is Jack, there is actually nothing for me to do at the bobbos.
And anything I can do there I can just do it home and I've got to go home anyway so it makes it easier for me.
Still got a pack.
Pardon?
I've still got a pack.
You've still got a pack?
I get back in there, haven't ya?
Fucking hell, security is going on.
What's up saying mate? Fucking top dogs mate, they're unreal.
Bob does they don't fuck about.
Aye, Bob does they don't fuck about mate!
Got a low tyre, brilliant.
Strength, fair, fair, I'm fucking hungry.
I've had nothing to eat all day.
Well, that's a lie, if I've been doing something with Domino's, but...
Yeah, I've passed it.
Yeah, shit passed it all, that.
Might work on it for someone to eat.
It's open at this time, chap.
10 to 11.
Ain't gonna be car very open at this time, is there?
I'm gonna be car very well.
He said a car for it.
From a car for it.
Just run with a car for it.
Yeah, but I wouldn't want healthy food. I might actually give me a pasta.
Fuck it, let's go and do an IRL shop.
Yeah, we've not used the backpocket, that's it.
Yeah, let's go and do an IRL shop chat.
Let's go and do an IRL weekly shop chat.
I'll say weekly, little little bit of a shop here.
Ah, let's go and do a pasta.
You've got to be alpha.
There's traffic lights throughout here, so I don't know what I'm going to do, but it's clear.
Whoa, she sounds beautiful in comfort.
That's in comfort as well.
Right, it's time to eat a cup.
Let's go ask the chat. Get some food.
I've... chat...
Ooh, ooh, I don't know. What do we get?
Do we go for steak?
I'm going to go for high protein, no carbs.
I don't need any carbs. I'm going bad.
I'm not going bad, but yeah, I'm saying.
Let's go steak, chicken.
And if anyone else checked here, we should get...
fruit.
Ooh, as is well.
Steak or chicken.
I've had a lot of chicken today I can never cook a steak I can never cook a
steak
broccoli yeah we'll go broccoli asparagus asparagus sorry it's kind of
Jakey Davidson yes will go asparagus broccoli
well else who else come here for that canals I got eight canals ordered
before don't you worry about that one sweet sir kiss me tip and call me Johnny
That's not sticking is it not sticking is it not another tip mate?
The worst thing is when I say stuff like that people need chapters but okay
Why?
Question mark
Yeah question mark okay or what time?
Why?
Why are we saying this?
Ask
That's my saying Joe
Chill
Actually you speaking and you still speaking
Yeah
With immediate effect
Chow how did we find the game by the way do we enjoy it being streamed obviously
I know is after his champos on anyway and boss alone
I'm gonna compete with Madrid by the fucking arsenal for him
But I thought it was better when it streamed, we can just fucking actually stay alive.
Oh, I should do another backtrack.
Oh, should do another backtrack now.
You got a backtrack with you?
Yes.
Sweet.
I don't know where that's...
Love and my name will come to exist in its half-my-file.
So much better, exactly.
But you've got to do me a promise, you've got to promise me some of the old chap.
We have to still watch the video, alright? Even if you put it on in the background, right?
Just watch the video, leave a like on it, and then they can't say the stream-affected the views, the stream-affected the views.
Because I'm pushing for this, and I'm being overturned by four other people, so we need to make sure we get extremeed.
It's so much better.
To be honest, I'll fucking start, I'll fucking, I'll start a different team on a fucking Monday and just stream it after Barlow's done.
There you go.
Right, here we go.
Ooh, I can't tell you, at the time they've been dogging in this car park, eh?
Oh, am I right, dirty fucker?
Oh, aye, I love a dog.
Doggy!
Yeah, what's up with dogging?
You don't know, do you?
Yeah, I work to stay there most of the time.
Yeah, me and my wife, we go all the time.
He doesn't understand it, he doesn't get the beauty of dogging.
He's clearly never fucking front of a clock.
Stop in front of a clown!
Are they clearly in the fucks in front of a crowd as you flower?
Sorry, that's your woman.
We'll just get out now.
We'll just get out now.
I didn't see you there. I'm too busy blocking out the haters.
What in the GDPRs is it to care the coolers? The coolers can be smooth as ice cream.
Backpack check.
Cheers, Jack.
Put the big one on.
Yeah.
That was on 80, you know, at 87.
87? It's been on since I was going, yeah.
Harder a fuck than it is.
Really?
Harder a fuck than it is.
Yeah, I love this.
I'll never run out of backpacks.
Before you quiddish us.
Right. Put this here.
See what we can get out of here.
There's five of them here.
I can't see, basket check, oh, so straight in my basket, I actually don't want them.
Jess, favourite of five gift did be dirty slopes, thank you very much love, I appreciate
that lock just thank you love right we've got grapes at home. We've had pineapple already today.
They're blackberries. Oh, going straight in my basket.
Come over here and see these. Oh, going straight in my basket.
I don't want to be kidding you, they should be there. Get in and catch on.
What else is there?
Oh, strawberries.
Oh, ripened sweet, must try my basket.
Oh, they're not cooked.
Oh, that's bris.
Must try my basket.
Oh, dry mango.
Oh, wet floor.
Woman must be sorry.
I thought that job was good.
But it weren't quite carly.
Where are we?
No, we're talking.
No.
Bobboy's a bit 500K.
Fucking well in chat.
Another 500 to fucking go.
Let's keep it going, chat. Let's keep it going.
The party don't start till I walk in.
Tick, tag, and then clap.
No, hop in.
This is where the money shows, jazz.
Come on.
Come on.
Heal.
Heal.
Oh, men's...
What's that burger, is that?
There's some more. Here we go. 500 grams.
Green beef steak in this.
Just realised I am going to wait till Saturday night, a.k.a. Sunday morning.
Not the best time to do a shop.
Right, well we won't get too much. I've got a bit of fruit.
I'll have to get some eggs for the morning. I can freeze the chicken.
Oh my god, it's popping off here.
Go on, Zo! Thank you for the 10 gifted you day, bitch!
Thank you so much, I appreciate that, Lawrence. You're a fucking legend.
Hey, thank you so much, though, I appreciate that. Absolute goat. Thank you.
Fucking legend. Thank you, Zo.
Miss 5, Marcy! Go on, Marcy. 5 out of 5, love is one for you.
Thank you, Marcy. I appreciate it.
What's that?
What's that?
Do you know what that is mate?
I've got what you say?
Look, we've got too many of them.
Two to one.
Silence!
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Do not walk away when I'm talking to you, young man.
Okay, master.
I almost think I'm a fucking dick.
Oh, stop this there.
Do you think what yogurt's good?
Yeah, I approached him in the day. Oh, but Monday struck man after it. Actually what
flavor is it here?
Right, that's nice. Oh, could do some milk. Not too much milk, just a little bit of stuff on
Bad boys, thank you
Do you get some cereal?
Nah, I don't have any cereal
Someone's leaving Liverpool?
Fuck off
I think the Bryan's better be going Natalie as well
I'm going to give you the option for anything on this island
But can't be nationalised pick and mix
What a point
No, it's not a prank anything you want
Just unfortunately off nail in it
That's the course I think I got shit knees, okay me
Some guy keeps her putting some random address and I think he thinks it's mine
Anyway
I don't get steak, I don't need steak, I'll get some else. Are you getting that?
I've got it, you can have some sweets as well, go.
They can't put that in there.
Will it push off if I've got shades?
Who?
Will it push off if I've got shades?
Can you get shades if you want?
I'll go up here. Should we try and jump?
Can I have one?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Is that a new one?
They are.
Yeah, no they're not nice, they're the biggest ones.
What are you doing?
£1.68, by the way, not a bad gap.
But one part I mean if you actually, as I'm saying there, you got 98pere with squashes,
94pere, 1.68 is a bit on the expensive, but that's why it's top shelf I suppose.
But if you go to Harry Bowles, you got 1.17, 1.24, 1.17, do you know what I mean, it is
on the higher end of the scale.
Sean, 5 out of 10 you sexy girl, thank you very much, go on, thank you very much love.
And I con it for the 30 months as well mate, I appreciate that, thank you.
How boring are Arsenal, nil nil in a Champions League quarterfinal, they're fucked badly.
Right, put them back.
Do you want them?
What do you want?
They're better than Hybrids, I'm putting it now.
These ones?
Yeah, they are so played Hybrids.
I've got a picking mix then.
Who the fuck you want, innit?
GET IN THERE!
Right then.
Vanilla fudge.
That's the thing with fudge. You try before you ban.
But dear, no, because people are watching this,
and they're fucking reporting in your ban.
Right.
Get a couple of these in.
Giant Snowys.
Is it snowy Manchester? I think it might be.
I'm not trying to go over the top, you see.
I just want a couple of sweets for tonight.
Just to take the edge off.
Get a couple of fudge.
25, I'm 24. What 25 for fucking eight months?
What's one of the best ones there, these are nice.
It's one of the best ones there, tell me what you reckon.
Eat sweet is 17 calories, isn't it now?
17 calories for a sweet.
That was the lowest colour I've seen.
What do you have to do in church, shall I get?
I've got white mice, white and pink so I don't just wipe. I'm not a racist.
Ooh, I've got some mini eggs.
Sweet apples, go on then.
What a chance they are.
A big fuck off snake, where they are.
A lot of stretcher snakes.
There we go.
I don't want to get to you now.
Do you want anything?
I'm stuck.
Correct.
Get another snake, get another snake.
What's up?
Blitz, thank you.
Oh, can I get the lid on that one?
Get it off.
Get it off.
Good drink.
I'll get some of these for the car.
Get it off!
By the way, what you're going to watch this last bit right here is one of the best jokes
you've ever seen in your life.
I'm just going to find it.
Tango down!
Not the one I'm looking for.
Not the one I'm looking for.
Try and dry it, hold on, is it wasted then?
Yeah, right, hold on.
Is it Tango? Tango down.
I have not got it as I thought it was it.
Just thought I'd have a... oh cool.
High in protein, but the beef jerky.
The...
The Mr. Bees beef jerky is actually really nice.
I'm a carver in this.
Not ours, just played football.
After football selfie.
I'm going to strip my basket.
Okay.
Yeah, if you put this in your basket, you can dock like Caribbean Crush is back.
Don't show the brand of your fucking knob.
I could have got that.
What did you want then?
Why have they made it purple though?
That's shit.
Oh, it's just fell in.
Oh, I've got a case.
Is it posh to get organic eggs?
Anything we do is posh, isn't it?
This is the best section of Asda all night.
Look, this is what they normally used to do.
Come here 10 o'clock every Saturday in the main, I think.
I'm having every Friday. 76p for all this.
Anyone, generally, anyone who is actually struggling for money.
80p for every gap. Full loaf of bread there.
I'm actually saying, please don't stop that.
Look at that. 1.90 an hour, that bread.
worst case scenario freezer.
If I tell you again, you're not getting it.
Don't you shake your camera?
I want to come out.
I'm lucky mate, you're stuttered. Get your drink, army basket.
There's so much room in it.
You mean there's so much room in it? No, there isn't.
Can't even get my cock in it.
I don't know how to do it.
By the way, unbelievable. Jail laughing at Wool's best ice cream.
It's on a rollback.
I'll see you at it.
I've got my pick and mix.
Thank you.
Did your mum steal your debateries?
Did your mum steal your debateries?
You sure?
For a dildo?
Yeah, you went there through the ball.
And you've swung and I've caught you, aren't I?
Do you want to try and get some for the mic?
Or is it a double A?
Yes.
Do you need anything from me?
And then I'll get some triple A and double A just for the LCK case I need of him.
I think there's no double A.
What?
I think there's no double A.
Yeah, there is. I've got both of them in this case.
Just in case I've got a bit of a bump on tonight.
Someone's mom said no.
That's right.
That's the basic learn, someone's mom said no.
You got the key on.
I don't think it's quite, I don't think it's very clear.
Okay.
Do I have to be a rebel and pay for a bag or not let me know chat ASAP.
Thank you.
Nah.
Okay, am I right or am I not?
Okay.
Am I not am I not?
Fuck off, sir, he's served the chicken!
Sorry, I didn't recognise that last item.
Please, please...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
What's the fucking problem here?
Sorry, I didn't recognise that master.
Your machine's shit.
I'm the ex.
I'm not going to eat all this by tomorrow. I'm leaving it. I'm leaving it and laughing at it.
Okay. A colleague is coming to help. Please wait. A colleague is coming to help.
Pardon? Oh, you're leaving on it. Thank you.
Don't fucking piss me off. Don't piss me off.
Because I will return the Oasis immediately.
Stop leaning on it.
I've had to pay for a bike if you've got one.
Excuse me, Samsung Pay.
What's... what's... what's... what's...
Of course you can't make it, I just can't have published up to this.
I don't think I'm going to have to do it.
Actually, last little check.
Got them.
I'll carry them.
I'll read it back there.
It's alright, Norris.
Thank you.
Yeah, go through my ear.
Do you want one of those?
Do you want more of those?
Sorry, I didn't check the last one.
Ask the rest of them.
Please, please.
I'll do it.
What? I'll do it.
Ask the rest of them.
Please, please.
How much do you want to carry?
It's a small weight.
It's a dickhead.
Anything for McDonald's?
Wrong answer.
Do you want anything?
I don't want to start the video.
No, I'm not going to have a time.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
Thank you very much mate.
Are you on a video?
Absolutely mate, yeah.
What's your name?
Angry Jinge.
Of course you can mate, drop us a follow, love that, thank you.
No rush mate, no rush.
We'd love to meet last year, if you had no follow, carry that for you, no worries mate.
I'd love to carry that for you, Chas.
We won't want anyone knowing that, aye.
Thank you so much.
Have a good evening.
You too, have a good one.
I like the music very much, it's a nice guy
He's still leaving the chat, did I take care of that?
Did I put him in the chat?
He's still leaving
Excuse you. Come on, Charlie!
Now I can't be inside that, I made sure, don't I?
Well, you wouldn't talk feeling the sound of the car, don't you?
Excuse you?
No, I'm making sure.
Join the purge where they just fucking start screaming really loud music and just acting
weird. I feel like that's what I was just part of. Effectively considering I'm part
of the purge. Right, played me football, scored a goal, won us the game, I load that fire.
And as the game, I probably deserved my own match but I've got Rob DeVitt.
What, sorry? What do you say? Do you say so and make it worth saying?
Say goodbye.
Did you know?
There's an engine turning on.
Then, obviously Rob DeVitt and I match or whatever.
Is that an average shopping trip? It's actually not, but I'm not staying in that
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I'm allowed to cough.
Cough, cough, cough.
Right!
No!
What was the need in that James? What was the need in that James?
Fucking knob.
That's a strike one anyway.
Oh is that him in chat? Yeah, your band. Why was your name then?
Pulling out like that. Fucking hell.
Pull out worse than me fucking dad.
He was like, oh fuck you, you take it.
No way! Why are you spamming L, you absolute virgins?
Like, everyone is spamming L, right? Right now.
By the way, Roy, how can you spam L? Roy, how can you spam L?
Roy, you have half of your first team are refusing to play for you because you're so shit.
You're so shit, they're refusing to play for you.
Gnotto doesn't want to play because you shit Jack Harrison he's gone to fucking villain out
that's how shit you are and I will do it for 800 million views what the fuck is he crying
Why is she...
Anyone that was streaming or anything like that, you should have been given more time
to end your scenes, end whatever you need to end, finish your stories.
I can only apologise from my perspective there, that should have been handled a lot
better.
Yeah, my sincere apologies wasn't because it fell off because the server was still doing fine
We were never on it to make money as otherwise would have absolutely rinsed tebex and sold cars, okay?
Never to make money
First of all, it's a massive thank you to all the staff and all the devs on time to that made it something that was really fun
And thank you so much. Honestly. Thank you so fucking much you guys are genuinely incredible
and I believe there's a team of devs and staff that are moving into creating a new server already
to stay tuned for that, I can't remember what it's going to be called, I did get told about that.
Also, I would like to clear up, there was a video done on the server a couple of days ago,
exposing it, didn't really...
I told you, didn't I? I literally said it. I said, can we let Arsenal scores,
you think you've got a chance and then we'll bang in the third one. I told you Chas. I can't
say here and say I didn't want you did I? I sat here and told you. I told you. I said
two when we were two one up I sat here and I literally said I hope the same feet oh my
god no an odd pair of trainers alpha no there's been a bit of confusion there there's been
Wait what?
That's a tune of wheat. Oh
My god
I thought it was no
No, oh my god
I can't go, like listen, the Glendale on me left, that's mine, and the pink car at the
very back, that's mine.
We have to choose, we have to choose our route very, very carefully here.
Please
I'm a little bit nervous
I'm lucky for somebody
our girls around the world would have me, what? that was too zester, that was too zester,
that was too gone, that was too far, that was too far, that was too far, chill, chill,
no seriously chill, that didn't happen, chill, chill, sorry my friend, so put it on me,
So
Bear mate she's to the last one show up on it. Well Mick prepares for a hard day's graft
Paul is also setting out to work on his town offer for email
The sunbed is just part of a regular
Gifted me go Paul caters to his complexion
He's new wife Lisa is
He's new wife Lisa is
What a fucking pack
What a fucking pack
What a pack
If he's got insane duplicates
I know Fabianska
Oh my god
Count it to one. That doesn't count.
Oh my- Wait, what? Was that the 500k pack?
That was a 500k pack, weren't it?
Oh my god.
Uh, pro got- Bro got mad and punched his wall. Done it. Done it. Done it. I don't punch walls. Thank you.
I punch Nans, and that's why I put four of him.
What a fucking gamer soccer. What a gamer soccer. Shane that can't be said for asked
still sporting a water shit game of football that was.
Wow.
Mental.
All right, boys.
I've had me hand in there,
there's a couple missing already, is what it is.
That's just what you tell me, taking a piss chat.
Beef jerky.
Let's see what this is saying.
Mmm.
I don't really know.
Fertigum the protein.
That's unreal.
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Who were actually the better team than anyone else?
Oh my God.
Oh my god, look at the post!
Alright, first highlight of the game by the way, 43 minutes.
Ha!
I think he's down, he's very unlucky, with somebody steps out.
One of the centre-backs, I think it's Gabrielle before this happens.
Lovely ball, hangs it up, outside the left foot.
Oh, he's unlucky, he's really unlucky.
The tech meets good, keeps it down, but on force with the way it's spinning.
It's away from the goal, clutch, it goes.
Boring, boring ass, I know.
Marcinelli, is it?
Still is it?
I stole a spectacular dollar bar in the middle of the year after the Champions League didn't it?
And it's excellent again, you'll watch it just how he creates a little half yard of space
just gets underneath the little bit.
Do you even say, honestly, they're fucking shit, they're boring, and this is classic
arse no mate, it is classic arse no bro. They're so boring, they're a shit team.
That's why I'm uniting and a better team to support me.
Entertaining.
I hope you enjoyed your Finnish soccer game mate.
When was the last time Manu won the prem?
Probably when you first started fucking watching football, you fucking American knob.
Fucking dealt with.
Did Matt, did Matt, Matt McDermott come on?
and Martin Heller kept it down.
Mardierke does real good as defender.
Yeah, you got to keep it down.
Nipsy got it.
Down and delivers. Hoist it towards the back post.
Three-header for Trossard.
Oh my God.
Goldkirk wouldn't have got anywhere near it.
Probably Wittesnickton is not about a bonus vision target.
So this has to go into the box.
If Arsenal can defend this, that's right.
Oh my god.
Wow.
And that was basically fucking no no first like and no no second like that's how shit
They are boring boring team watching BBC
Not watching fucking BBC come and say on that
Collins Joe begging it, bro
Prop the game of football now here we go
with and even in their current transitional phase with power did to the distant second
in your back. Cheers mate. No one will come back for.
It is the second chapter of the season of one of Europe's great classics.
Wow.
The best goalkeeper in the world has come up with the most horrendous mistake in the first minutes.
That was a good finish by the way. That was a good finish.
If Magine had caught Swab I would have killed him by one.
Standing over it, looking menacing, it's gonna be Arte Goulair instead though!
Oh my god, what a finish! He's done it again!
What an absolutely sensational free kick from Arte Goulair!
Here's him for Mikano, looking for Kane.
Always, always, always!
The ball now goes to the season for England's Taysman and Bayern's Geist, the Flory Kane, the Chips...
Always going in!
Off goes to the season's junior again running this time at Jonathan Tarr, trying to come infield.
Gizem Bapri, Batsen Bapri, and he doubles up the chance to make it 3-2, rear up the grid!
On the night, 4-4 on aggregate!
And the game is going to settle.
Oh, really?
It was the foul.
It was nothing.
But it was this.
This is why.
This is why he gets the yellow card.
Five unique maybe smelted.
That shit, that.
Di-az.
Busy-ah-la.
Di-az trying to get the shot away.
Oh, my God.
What a goal.
What a goal.
And he just won the quarter-final of the Champions League!
Is that Misha Lowe? Are you back now?
What a layoff that is!
I'm deflected!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wow!
Wow
Fair Fox, you know, what a fucking finish that is
What a goal that is
Two years ago was that when I asked no one to leave that yeah, I know they fucking didn't did they
Unreal is that our time speaking here we go
How have Arsenal made more history?
What could have gone back to the Bats semi-finals?
Whatever, it's fine. Let's talk about the game, Mika.
Congratulations, you're into the semi-finals.
Tell us what it means to this club.
It's a massive moment. It's the first time in our history
in about 40 years that we are back to our semi-finals.
You got enough now, Chas? Have a good day mate.
See you all later.
There's stuff that needs to be charged.
Right, OK, that's on James, mate.
The big ones are in charge now and the Patriots are in front of them.
To be part of those four teams it's something very special. You have to earn it, you have to go through a lot of work and be gratidious to the players.
How would you analyse the game tonight? Was it a difficult game against Sporting?
it was always going to be. We had moments that probably the first half that we should
have scored a momentum, especially when we go into the final third, much better. We allow
certain transitions, they are dangerous there. In the second half, again, with the ball,
there are moments that at the moment we have to improve a lot to have more control
and dominance and finish much more actions. But when you talk about behaviours, attitudes,
habits, the team I think was outstanding on that and that's what it took you through.
I thought you finished the game really well tonight, and you managed the game.
Well, they nearly can sit in there, they aren't tired at work.
I don't want to think of it already, but we've got to throw it forward to the weekend.
You know, if the game were to carry it on, it could have been a bit loose,
but the lad seems to just cruise through at the end.
I think the last 15-20 minutes we controlled the game really well.
I think we set ourselves in the finals there, we look composed,
we controlled the transition very good, except the last one we can see the throw in.
Obviously, it's the mind.
You know you're in there, yeah?
But, uh...
Crazy and no one ill is mental.
It's a great night.
I'm very happy as well for all of our people.
Before you came over we were talking about managers and I'm saying Pep's probably in
that dressing room telling his players, by the way he's saying publicly that we're
the best team on the planet right now, best in the world, but in his dressing room he's
saying other things.
He's saying we can beat them.
We can catch them, yeah?
How are you getting this to our team, to the Arsenal team, to believe?
Because our team!
Martin Dione, you fucking want me?
Is he fucking alright? Our team. Bro thinks he's managing it. Wembley Cup again. Relax yourself, mind.
Best in the world, but in his dressing room he's saying other things. He's saying we can beat them. We can catch them, yeah?
How are you getting this to our team, to the Arsenal team, to believe?
Because for me I think it's really important the group believe this. And I saw it half time, there's a change.
first half maybe it wasn't the normal performance second half a sore and improvement so is that
what you're injecting into this group because it can come down to be a Yappa Yappa it comes on to
making the last step I mean we are making the steps that they haven't been done in this club for
140 years so players deserve credit for what they're doing but we're asking them it's only
that if he's not that then it's nothing and he's not that but what I love is the honesty
that the players took after the fifth year against Bournemouth.
When they sit down together, they analyze it,
they set things face-to-face, they act on it,
and then at the end you have to be on the pitch, Martin.
We all know. We can talk in the dressing room,
we can talk beautiful things.
We need to put those words into actions
as we said something on that tonight.
Just something tactically, at the end of the game,
the team army man, Omri, is in the corner flag,
which is fought on the court, doesn't take the corner,
just keeps it there.
But tonight the ball comes in the box,
and then the ball goes the other end of the pitch,
and then it's like, hold on,
Are you can you affect it then or is this the emotion of the team?
His emotional sector experiences ideally you own the manager's book after 90 minutes. You play in the corner
You keep the ball there
But we've done that as well. I'm finishing the other end of the piece
So at the end players have to take ownership. They have to believe what is the best to do
Mikhail congratulations. Thank you. I have to be able to play back to back semi-finals the first time in the club's history
history, but there was a bit of concern of the full time of this all. Are you okay?
I know you are unwell going into this. What's going on? Yeah, I've been helping out.
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The media to the fans the opposition no one's given us a chance but I tell you what that's been our
our story the whole of our lives.
Proving that that was wrong.
Proving people wrong.
God, I can't say!
I can't remember what was that.
I can look at you in your eyes, even you.
Keith, coming from a small town in Ireland,
nobody expected you to be a Premier League manager
or a Premier League player.
But you fought for it.
Every tooth and nail to get to where you need to get to.
You fought, you scratched, you clawed,
and you had a fantastic career.
Everyone fought that you'd be sacked
after five months, and now you look.
Now you look like the manager of the season.
We've been proving people wrong our whole lives.
So today, regardless of the purpose,
games are one, not on the sides of the club or the crest.
But they're one with your heart, how much you want it.
Tell you we go out there, we play with an energy.
We win this game of football, let's go to the club.
Oh, my God!
Yeah!
Go on, coach, there!
Yeah, very good.
Wow.
I can't feel.
Five months, I want to say three months.
That's good. Very good.
That, I mean you have some details in there,
you have heartstrings, your eye contacts.
I think he had you.
I think I was acting a bit bad.
Well, you did, didn't you, Ted?
We were looking, you were locked in there.
It could be, so what we're going to do now
is we're going to get all five of them
to either of you have a question you want to ask.
Why would you wear it out on the sideline?
It's so curious.
It's all I can afford.
It's expensive, though, it's expensive.
Sure, favorite system?
343.
OK, Shell, Hawkshark.
Shell, Hawkshark.
Kevin, you got anything for number two?
Where do you say you're coaching journey?
My coaching journey started at Steven's Football Club.
I went in as assistant manager to...
But you can't open place, you know, I don't think.
I took over for the last six games.
I then come out there and got into non-league football
and now manager of MLM's football club.
Did you get sacked from Steven?
Just took the last six games.
How many games did you do as assistant?
As assistant, 62.
That's precise.
That's precise.
Can you say it's Thursday, just past midnight?
Yeah, coach and journey. Where have you last been?
Last couple of jobs.
So, in the minute I'm working in women's football,
national league,
prior to that, I started out in Sweden for me
in my journey, playing out there.
Why has it gone from 420 to...
21, and I need to go up 6, basically.
Yes, Slimey Shady!
Go on, Slim!
You okay, mate?
I've seen you in a bit Richard 28, mate
Sometimes I've won a few clubs on the air, but it's not looking great on the sideline
What do you think?
I don't know, I'm going to stop some news
Okay, number five, I'd like to go to your attire, I think your attire is very niche
Very niche, very niche
Yeah, walking very
This is me, that's you, born this is me, I'm very crystal in who I am, I'll stick
my principles. This is me. You like it or you don't. I ain't going to change.
What about football principles? What are your non-negotiations?
My non-negotiables are honesty, integrity, your work, to your max every time you step
in the building and you play to win.
OK, so we've asked all of them a question now. Comes the elimination. You've got to
pick one coach. Sure, they don't fucking get rid of him.
I think it's number one.
Okay, number one, if you can exit for us, I'm going to continue on with the game.
He's free to next round, he's free to next round.
Number two is the scenarios round.
We're going to bring each coach out and pitch them a scenario they might well face on the
training ground in a match or in general management.
We'll see how they respond to it, what the answers like.
on the training ground in a match or in general management. We'll see how they
respond to what the answers like, we'll send them out and we'll repeat the process. Happy?
Okay.
Right, John, I'm borrowing it. I haven't got the fucking clue mate.
One of your stair players is going through a different confidence. So what would you
do to keep their morale up?
It'll be interesting actually. I'll go right into this. Well, what would I do?
I pull him to the side, let him know they've got fucking nothing to worry about.
You're not a manager, yeah, Norris?
It's really important that you have a relationship with him and he can talk to you how he needs
to talk to you because something outside of football might be going on or inside football.
I've worked with him and getting to smile.
My biggest thing on football pitch is his smile.
He's not sure to play football, should be enjoyment.
And that was my way of dealing with things.
I just appreciate that.
Short punchy. He likes a smile.
His whole team thought it was built around smiles.
He's fighting some training with you.
He's beautiful. I'm sorry.
Next contestant, if he's going to read you our scenario,
we want to know how you deal with it.
Okay, one of your best players is consistently late to training.
Okay.
How would you deal with that?
I would have performed it, exactly.
He's one of your best players, you said?
What? Yeah, but is he performing?
He's one of your best players, so he's performing well.
Holy Miniton! Holy Miniton!
Go on, Holly, thank you very, very much. I appreciate that.
Fucking legend. Thank you very much, Holly. I appreciate the 10 gifted love.
We've got 4K on BamaQuest. Yeah, well, that's just fucking what happened.
Thank you very much, Holly, love.
If he does it again, after you spoke to him, he'll be benched.
Have you ever experienced this in your play?
No, it's my play advantage for you.
Because what, your players don't misbehave.
Good answers, great answers.
OK, next contestant.
Your new signing is struggling with weather and location.
How do you persuade them to focus on their game?
Good one.
What, you want to send them back?
Nah, listen, the first thing I do is just pull him in.
I'm not sure anything I can do to help settle, do everything I possibly can.
Maybe take one or two of his teammates in as well, see if we can help him settle down,
just to get more settled, take him out and about.
Are you taking him out on me?
No, no.
But you get someone to play.
Take him out and try and settle a little bit more.
If he's not performing with the team...
It's him! Are you dumb? Cox, he's literally a manager!
What would you tell them?
I'd just say to him, I'd just say,
listen, you're not quite out of the minute.
You need a bit of time to settle in.
Your performances aren't getting where we need it to be.
What can I do to help you?
How do we move forward with their opportunities
to come first?
Would you?
Oh, go on, Cox!
The team's been racking up a few too many yellow cards.
How would you manage the group on this?
I think it's a discussion.
I think it's an internal discussion.
You dress it in training.
Tell the boys to play with their heads and play calm.
We can't be affording to any suspensions during the season, which could cost us.
Big games coming up. Bigs more mentality, really.
Competitive edge in training, no problem about that.
But in games we've got to be calm and always remain 11 players on the pitch.
The captain's the worst.
The captains are worst. You can't really take that away from him.
He's on 15, yeah, lozzo.
He's on 15, yeah, lozzo.
You've got to be having a word.
You've got to be having a... 15!
No, no, you've got to be having a private word.
Come on, Skipper, you're the leader.
Come on, need more from you.
Have you ever had any disciplinary issues in your...
Teams you coached before? Yeah.
I got sent off the season against South End.
Kevin Mayersport, though.
What happened? Talk us through the incident.
Kevin's visa.
He moans at everything, to be honest.
That's it, Kevin. Pack it in, mate.
But he's talking too much.
He's come over, he's got it in my face.
He's on my head to head.
No one's touched anyone, but referee just come over,
sent us both off.
Ridiculous, really.
Great answer. Great context.
Mmmmm.
Thank you very much.
Wow.
Dropped in names, that always helps this case.
Did you recognise the name?
I know, I care a bit.
Do you?
Who's the manager?
The team you said?
Yeah.
Jesus man.
Wow, that phrase is a huge cat amongst the kids.
Ooh.
That's why you think that's a pro.
That's a passing drill.
It says, guest the manager, not the pro manager.
Read the fucking titles.
Patterns on the big old tree.
It comes in for our patterns for fakes, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Questions for number three.
What, uh, bads is that?
What team are they?
So that's Appalachico London,
but that's a women's team.
Women's team.
So it is a link to Appalachico as well.
It's a women's team.
Yeah, just say it, the problem.
Follow-ups?
Anything you want to tell them
into the story about Malmo?
Yeah, then that's a good show.
How long are we at Malmo?
So I was only in Sweden for about a year.
So I moved out there with a young lady.
Young lady
Those hard pictures out there as well, okay number four
Start your coaching journey when when where did it start started this coaching sportsman from the rates team
What a s**t team!
What level was that?
That was Southern Prim.
They're three years.
And then I moved on to Bristol Rovers.
Where are you now?
I'm unemployed.
Feel bad now, don't you think?
From what it looks, Flynn?
You wish you didn't have that?
He's on Marlborough.
OK, questions for number five.
We've got to ask about the connection you were talking about.
you're talking about. Yeah, Super Kev. Do you know Super Kev? Yes. Yeah. How well do
you know? Just coming against him. So have you all been in league too or just this season?
This season. Yes. This season. That was the first occasion I come up against Kev twice
this year. All right, self in. Okay. Can eliminate the coach now. Here you go. Okay,
I'm listening.
See you can choose.
I'll go 5 man.
5.
No!
End of the day for you.
That's very much.
You're out.
For fuck's sake.
You got a 3 logic behind it.
Yep.
So here to the right side of the goalkeeper with the ball at his feet.
4-3-3.
The ball comes here to the right side of the centre back.
How are you winning the ball back and what is your logic behind it?
Yep.
So we're going to force it one way.
So go in there.
a couple of seconds, set the ball in there just to stop it going in the middle of the pitch.
You can go and nick two or three yards there so as it travels it can go and get it really tight.
Nice.
And then we need to squeeze up over the park as well, get tight all over the park,
close the pitch in there and try and force them one way.
So if he then sets back, we're forcing him to go long.
Ideally, we're going to nick the ball there, win it back and play for him.
If it comes, so the gland here comes back, we switch it.
You're obviously going to get him to go there and then he probably stays there.
he needs to go and fill in here for me to stop the boy getting it turning and
facing the game having the whole pitch then again locking locking around come
round come in go back again yeah that's right that's right man that's the
dangerous man for me get to it and everyone maybe aware it's a you can't
try jump out or you don't like that if he jumps out and they kick him off we're
two we want to hear so you know I was rather than stay so I'd ideally want
I want to see what goes on there.
Professional football coach, five of them and then we're going to decide who we think.
We picked the winner.
The boys have made their decision, they are going to lock in number four.
So they are predicting number four is going to be a former professional football coach.
But will the real professional football coach now please step forward?
Tell us a little bit about your story.
Yeah, man he's nearly 700 games now, Bristol Rovers, twice, Warsaw, Fort Vale.
Fucking Bristol Rovers!
Fuck you, I'll hand it out to everyone now.
I'm getting Bristol Rovers.
Fucking hell.
Goodness me.
I'm getting Bristol Rovers.
They're shit.
They are shit.
Nah, I'm not sure about it. We found out they are shit. I can't lie.
They are a bit shit.
I can't give a fuck mate, if I'm being honest with you, I do not give a shit.
And that is God's honest truth, I don't care who anyone has signed, we'll play whatever
teams and they'll be front of us I don't give a shit
the time is up
down down down
down the fucking ocean
what am I saying
lacy kandjinks and disbelief of the fine case
i had his own box inside of the emirates
of all special youtube blacks
fuck off
It's good in here because hope it works outside.
All right so outside it might be, it might be a...
Do you have what you want to try?
You're trying to try it?
And you always have how much you put your heart into it.
Right, yeah, right.
You have to put your heart into it.
Oh, it's mine, mine, mine.
That's unreal.
Fucking crazy, man.
Why weren't you guys...
That's like my dream to have it united.
That ain't ever gonna happen, but it's my fucking dream.
Excuse me
Fucking outrageous how much a box is it united a season by the way
Aren't very just
Uh, how much bro i'm making jay i'm there let's have a look at all right
Are you ready?
Upwards of a hundred grand a season
He's pointing to the right point, because you just fucking, yeah, the backpack, but
the backpack is getting used forever, bro.
That's the investment forever.
You'd have to read every single season.
Do you know what I mean?
That's only 10 dynasties.
That's a fucking good point.
That's a fucking good point.
That is only 10 dynasties.
And I did open more than 10.
Hmm.
We'll have a look, we'll have a look.
Right. Oh my god, no way.
Right, chat. We're on TFF's website here, right?
You can enter into the breaks for the United Palatial.
Let's speak that's beat United for a bit speak United there
What's that is the answer to tire
You can't have been that old though was he
Fucking unbelievable
22 or something was like that pre-order sub economy in that old
I
Yeah, you can be ginger tomorrow. I can't I can't open it tonight tomorrow like
Fuck you get it should be I'll be live like six o'clock. It's just like
Sure, what I'll be good. It actually looks good as on card also isn't it as well as it actually looks really good
In fairness, you know, is he an A to set but
I'm excited. You know, as you know, he's not much the case. I'll stop. Man. I have no idea that have a lot. I send you a message though.
Perfect.
I'll take five.
Now I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Is he 37?
What's our business? What's our business?
You and 239 mate.
Yeah, true. I mean.
What's our business?
What's our business? What's our business? What the fuck are you going to one pound clear
outs? One pound clear outs? No, I thought I closed that man. Go bigger, go home, ten.
And let's see, let's see, he's got the most fucking viewers there for clothes.
We've got the most news for clothes. They've probably got the best clothes
I've got 8.4 in credit. Let's fucking use it. Why is that? Yeah, here we go
Next on Levi's t-shirt a standard fit in a medium classic logo
You've got Toby to score angrily Sean target and just just chasters to score roto sure
I would definitely not do over 20 corners. Look, I don't feel like bro, look at the previous, look at the previous games.
I don't feel like I don't look at the previous look at the previous games
7-2 I
Couldn't tell you 9 9v9 stats look corners over 7 in to be fair
17 last game game before that
13 yeah won't even be 20 shots now 20 shots there will be but 20 corners
absolutely not corners there six see what I mean
fucking football analysis
He's got some f**k.
Is I'm going to give her a finishing move to finish her off.
As a special occasion, Jim, your dad's here today.
How are you doing everybody?
Hello.
Get in the f**k you lot.
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Wonder who's performing this year
Oh, I feel taste show bro. Oh
I can't believe I can believe you made me fall asleep
Feel so special
I can't believe you made me fall asleep
Feel so special
I don't even see any of these
No, is this Will's announcement?
Oh last year, oh yeah.
Why are you not in the side of the charity man?
I've done millions, but I've done billions.
Nah baby, it's like I've been hit, keep it fresh, but keep it fresh.
Okay.
Go on well!
I don't know, I'll be honest. I don't know who drops out.
We'll be a symphonic legum.
Eh eh, raining, oh maybe it's raining, raining.
Oh, I'm fucking, there we go.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, George, you're like, yeah, it's gonna work,
because I actually am, I am just gonna have to pocket him.
I actually am just going to have to pocket him.
See, I mean, I actually do not want to go against him, but I feel so sorry for him.
The thing is, I mean, two minds, right? I want Jinxie to score and have the best day,
because I fucking love him. But I also need to understand that if he scores, he's going to go on about it.
But I'm also going to have to hit him to welcome him to fucking England.
I'm going to have to hit him.
Do you know what I mean?
It ain't going to be easy.
easy
Same with Marlon, same with Marlon, he's gonna have to get to know
Come on, sketch.
Oh, it does still let you know anyone can do that celebration this year.
There's no need to worry about it.
Thank God for that.
Oh fuck, tell him I'm on beat, I might be
Toby was unrealised at that
What a ball that is by the way
Ooh, step jampoline off
Yeah, Toby locked up tail
He got pocketed as well last time, last time he played.
He didn't score an outrageous goal to be fair enough, he was against Pines.
I fucking read both of these, fucking yes please.
Right chat, shall we do some darts and then I'm going to go to Becca, I do need to be
up early and sort some more stuff out as well.
But I will, if I can find everything that I need I will do some darts.
Like I did say I would.
I did say I would.
I did say I would.
It's a Bansal Musicum.
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We might not get tomorrow, let's do it another time.
Let's do it another time.
There we go. Right, I'm pretty sure.
I don't get it. Hang on, there's a new tournament that's face-to-face but I don't get what that
is. Ah, you must have a flick camera. I think that's why you have to show yourself actually
throwing the dart stood up. Very weird. I didn't know that. Very weird.
very very weird yeah it's like a face cam that in it
since when was that a thing
I don't feel that's meant to be a thing that's not been a thing for ages is it
must be new anyway
hey no I don't care Rob please stop spamming
right quick practice
right here we go
Tell them, hey!
If I haven't played Dartas in months, man, that's probably why I don't know.
It has been a fucking while. Let me calibrate the board. It has fucking been a while, I
Oh my god. Wow, can I even throw straight?
Oh my.
Fuck me.
Oh there you go, my calibration is fixed now.
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You want to love a new man cuz I'm asking you to leave a question and you must hold me
because if so, carry your blessing, teach us to be a love, because every dream is a
dream.
So I figured how you got them dreams, if I was there, would you say things to make
me smile?
I touched how you wanted me to change, just teach me how.
If I'm with you some other chick or someone I can see, I'm gonna be happy to be
about it, I said it wouldn't be, would you leave me, I ought to leave me.
Chup, where's the darts tomorrow?
Where's the darts tomorrow, Chup?
we make mistakes and make it up and do whatever it takes. I know you like the fact that I can't
heal myself down. I say, you can't heal yourself down.
It's in Rotterdam. Oh, no.
But you love me if I was down
Got a feeling that people might get some help over there
I'm fine, I'm fine, girl
But you see you've been loving me now
But you love me if I was down
And we're out
But you still have nothing for me to tell
But you love me when I'm lost
My life's 21 questions
And they all bounce
But you love me when I'm lost
You don't mean no fun.
Oooh, good job.
Thanks for doing the right thing, guys.
And they all found it.
Fuckin' hell.
Well, let me out on the rest now, I'm going to be gage of the rather f**king plate the first round.
F**king hell.
Yeah, I will be tough tonight if I look to the crowd.
I'm playing the winner of this game.
He's called it, yeah, of course Collins is in there, of course he is.
I hope I fucking match him in battering
Busters again O'Leary!
Busters again O'Leary!
Busters again!
Busters again!
Busters again O'Leary!
Go on Busters!
Pay you the five and pay me the five again!
Go on Busters!
Go on you mardead!
Go on Busters!
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The game I'm waiting for is fucking 1-1, I'm averaging 46, please, please hurry the fuck
man I'm fucking praying I'm begging please hurry up
all this way fucking hell man you lost with it ha Collins is lost coming down
the tournament bro oh my god someone's average 78 Joe it's always
75 something 73 mad
What the fuck are you doing?
Well
It's internet, it's got to be done now, give me some traffic.
Two of the 18 mobs.
So I'm gonna touch the upside down on my phone.
Who's the 18?
You got kicked out cause it was being too loud.
It costs a lot, you know, the text.
Because he used to throw, yeah, I've been going to my games for a while.
Oh, it starts costing, it starts costing, like, four or five.
It's like, it's a bit of a lot.
fucking the panfas go on the fucking boy what I can use it is building the
family might have some help us on we would be here long time
yeah or you might last on it's very tight close what about roleplay I will do
but it's a good server up bro
It's in the right place.
There's no one with four stickers you want me to play, it's shit.
Is that trick, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Oh yeah, in the neck.
He's been driving for about 40 minutes, eh?
I'll bring you up on the shaggle.
He first threw the floor.
Weaving a knife.
Yes, sir.
What's that happening?
Oh, I'm not allowed in my region.
That's an interesting one.
He's in my fucking country.
He's English isn't he?
Jack G
I'll sort it out
I'm trying to walk, promise
I'm sorry
Bro's going to buckle up on his PC.
I'll try to.
Help you for the perpetrator, but also far more prone to staff bias.
Unfortunately, the weight for a proper appeal system is quite similar to-
Bro's not in a like-up-go, Eddie.
I'm sorry, I'm not saying I'm not fucking should be free
But dude, he's got so much potential when can he open play Joe? Who knows that's something that value
I'm gonna play Russ, but I'm not chat wouldn't like it
I am warred on a roof
Please react if you don't like me
You're grounded in a competitive match
Within this fight, Swight has a substantial lead on
In the server, allow us to come enjoy this
We can't fall back
With that being said, District 10 is live and ready to play
Fall back
I'm a good singer
This guy by the way one of the best snipers I've ever seen in my life bro dream of minecraft
SMP was SMP are you doing the games 2-0 at the minute oh it's not it's 2-1 I can't
watch it kind of brilliant. Summit 1G is massive, isn't it. Wow. He's huge. What, what, what,
What service is that? Apparently no pixels by the way. It's not back out, back out, but it's a thing.
I just put that out of his speakers. He's Fox.
Yeah?
Sorry?
What are you going to tell him?
What are you going to tell him?
What are you going to tell him?
What are you going to tell him?
What are you going to tell him?
I didn't mean to do that.
I was turning like my I was doing that I'm trying to fix my speakers because you
turn the internet off and it's reached that my speakers so like now it's
messing up a bit so can you just let me fix it for him in there
try to fix it
No, no, no, no, please don't go out.
Okay, I'll stop going.
Mom, sorry.
Mom? Mom?
Mom?
Love you.
Boo!
Uh!
The fingers it ends all gone!
I can't...
I can imagine Enzo we're in a night I can imagine Enzo getting
getting in bed, getting it up, out of bed being fucking female, I just can't imagine it.
Is Clix not in England? Hey Lee mate, do you have a tear on me? Thank you brother.
Actually I was just trying to get out of bed.
No, I thought he was in fucking Lacy's stream behind him before when I was on the phone
to him.
You've been up to my court.
I'm looking at his mate, you're fucking not in the tournament anymore, you shit house!
But yeah, we are fine, so no way for the ball to come out.
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Hey, I don't think it's all true
I'm real, I'm not in love with you
I wish you'd thought I was a fool
But you don't see the way
I'm real, I'm not in love with you
I don't want anything to do with you
It's just a way to attract me to you
But you don't see the way
I don't know what you're doing, I don't know what you're doing
I told ya!
I
Get your power, keep it fast
No, no, no, no, no, no
It's your power, get your power
Get your power
Whoa!
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Kobe! Thank you mate!
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You can buy them forty-eight.
Sixty.
We're coming back, we're coming back.
We're coming back, we're all out of coming back.
Hey, how you doing?
Forty-five.
You require 32. Game shot.
Hayley! Go on Hayley, thank you very much, I appreciate that Hayley. Fucking legend.
Forever the same gift, it gets sexy, swag. Go on Hayley, thank you.
Thank you, bro.
All right, I'm gonna come on.
Thank you, Ashley.
100!
120!
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Sorry.
Come on mate, start yourself off.
You've changed. You've changed the MCR.
You're Jamaican. You're Jamaican.
Listen, don't listen to that bad phone banter.
I'm proving it once and for all.
You are Jamaican.
Listen, the worst comes with the worst.
And you're not.
You're always Jamaican to me.
The worst.
Come on, what's wrong with you?
I don't like seeing you like this.
So what? Come on, let's get that sent. Sent?
Oh, come on.
Come on, my dad. Let's go get you some food. Come on, my dad.
Come on. I'm not. I'm not.
Two days later...
You're lying, lying, jerking, my God.
Don't make me all Jamaica.
Say, look, we're just arrived.
Is it here?
It's here.
Oh
That's a fucking great intro, that's so good, that's so good, that's so good, that's so good.
Yeah that's what we're saying though.
You can grow up in socials the more I answer, you know what I'm saying?
That's just a preview.
That movie did it, I hate that.
That was good, that.
Well, I'm going to talk to him with JK, um, not next week, the week after.
Yeah, that was the preview for our chat, there's not many people here.
You reacted to the whole thing.
No we didn't, we did.
Oh for fuck's sake.
What was I not meant to?
Change!
What the fuck was I meant to know?
That's such a jakey thing to do.
Fucking relax to the content.
Fuck!
What bit was he watching from now?
I don't know, I don't know, I bet he watched one.
No, we don't.
Do you like it, yeah?
You like that, do you?
Right.
Shit.
Must say before he must pick one quicker.
Is there a body or a URL?
I don't think we can.
No idea yet, Amy.
Make no idea, brother.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
No idea even make no idea brother. I don't think so
Hope they get secure in that swarms they're a swan Jamaican
Right, that was a great intro by the way
Is it blue?
Is it blue term?
It's blue term.
Chat!
He's fucking enough to try to stream that fucking card.
This guy.
Excuse me.
Right Chat, I'm going to call there
because we are fucking up.
I'm going to try and get up at 8am but it's currently 2 o'clock in the morning
and I had no idea about it so that's fucking cold.
Chat, thank you very very much
for today's stream.
I appreciate you a lot man.
You guys are fucking unreal as you all know.
Fever the subs, the bits, the gifts, the donuts.
I appreciate you all, man.
Thank you so fucking much for everything.
I will be back live probably tomorrow with IRL.
I'm gonna minute.
Yeah, I was gonna say no.
So yeah, chat, I will hopefully be back live tomorrow.
If not, I will definitely be live on Friday
all the training so that should be very very fucking good all right chat thank
you very much who shall we raid yeah go on fuck it I'll send over to he's a big
fucking grind that's a fair play
chat I'll send you over to five star as you all right going show him some
love he's a fucking grind and now we always read better or chorus and all
So going show going show I did some love. I've seen my alums tweet. Yes. I'm not surprised. He's in London
What do you want me to say like?
Do you have me saying I'm not surprised, bro?
But chat thank you very very much. I appreciate you all man. I will see you all tomorrow
It's not tomorrow the day after love peace and guidance whenever anyone says love you all chat. I see you a bit
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