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🔥ANALYSIS!🔥BIGGEST GAME OF BOVCALONA!! 🔥F TREES!🔥SOCCER AID MOTM!!🔥GAMING!🔥KING!🔥

05-06-2026 · 1h 28m

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[00:03:00] Oh, yes! With you!
[00:04:30] we're gonna win the league we're gonna win the league and now you're gonna believe us
[00:04:48] and now you're gonna believe us and now you're gonna believe us and now you're gonna believe us
[00:04:53] we're gonna win the league we're gonna win the league we're gonna win the league and now you're
[00:05:00] gonna believe us and now you're gonna believe us and now you're gonna believe us we're gonna win
[00:05:06] the league hello hello hello we're back we're live and we are rocking and rolling baby whoop whoop
[00:05:15] Hello chat, how are you all doing well? You absolutely fucking legends. There's a huge huge huge huge game tonight
[00:05:24] What's plus said do as a favor and sign a proper goal in ballers cheers
[00:05:30] So yeah, we are listen we're fucking big game tonight loving the top. Thank you very much, mate
[00:05:36] As you want one one Zez you want one. What a fucking man your shit
[00:05:42] Yeah, but plus would you rather have in in goal or Sanchez and rather have him in gold mate because Sanchez is shit
[00:05:49] Chelsea is shit, and you're getting fucking going in mate
[00:05:52] Brilliant. Yeah, you're gonna raise bait me
[00:05:55] You ain't gonna raise bait me. So that's fine
[00:05:58] Stream the game yet. No, I'm not allowed mate. I think we're gonna make it next season a stream finger rather than just your just YouTube
[00:06:04] Hey, BZ to the fireman's mate. Thank you very much, but I appreciate it. I mean Jake, you know, he's Bruno back
[00:06:09] I'm gonna take it someone else got it in that fucking prick as well by the way
[00:06:14] That prick accusing me last night of eating sweets that fuck was on stream last night with Ella, right?
[00:06:20] He rings me if you at my sweets fucking cheeky bastard
[00:06:26] Cheeky bastard. That's why I want to fucking understand why you're a leeroy a cat Adams very much man. I appreciate it very much
[00:06:33] But thank you very much, mate. It's a very nice canvas very nice
[00:06:39] good stuff a deck thank you very much way three mate Jake two of the forty three is
[00:06:51] well over gone the fucking boy hey thank you very much take I appreciate bro thank you
[00:06:55] mate good morning mr. ginger is currently 20 to five mate it's not sure why we're saying
[00:07:00] good morning but hello there greetings you stole Jake his photo fucking out nice one
[00:07:06] grace. I fucking love that when people have got brains. Hey,
[00:07:10] Caleb, I'm a three months old. Go on, Caleb. Thank you very
[00:07:12] much. I appreciate that. What a tune. Oh,
[00:07:23] chat. I'm trying to get, um, we did a bit of brainstorming
[00:07:25] last night. Haley, Haley, we're the 10, we're the 10, Haley,
[00:07:30] we're the 10, na na na na na na na na na na. Go on, Haley.
[00:07:34] If I give it a 10 love, I appreciate that a lot, honestly.
[00:07:36] Thank you, thank you, thank you, Hayley.
[00:07:38] You're a fucking legend.
[00:07:39] Thank you so much, love.
[00:07:41] So, let me have a look here at your handgun.
[00:07:44] Where are my notes?
[00:07:45] Let me get my notes up.
[00:07:47] I'm on the wrong computer, called.
[00:07:50] That's called for me, that's genius.
[00:07:52] Anyway, we've got, all right, so.
[00:07:55] We've got a couple of ideas I think will be sick
[00:07:57] for the weekend.
[00:07:58] All right, where am I here?
[00:08:01] Where am I here?
[00:08:03] Here we go.
[00:08:05] Let me go where is, right.
[00:08:08] So, top tier kit is fucking top tier.
[00:08:11] It's one of the best kits, mate.
[00:08:14] Right, we've got, I'm not sure exactly how long
[00:08:18] the stream is gonna be,
[00:08:19] but it will be a very long stream, don't worry.
[00:08:21] Right, we've got rock.
[00:08:23] A lot of it, I'm gonna try and push the IRL
[00:08:25] just because gaming's really bad.
[00:08:26] I've got pro clubs in there,
[00:08:27] because pro clubs will be sick.
[00:08:29] Minecraft will be all right to chill on for a little bit.
[00:08:31] Like I have a late night Minecraft session,
[00:08:33] off like that, that'll be sick. However, like, obviously, all my team can't play that. You've
[00:08:41] got, I reckon 2K would be good if we get the right people on and it'll be a good vibe.
[00:08:46] That'll be sick. What else is there? Is it Rocket League? If you get the right people
[00:08:52] on, yeah, Clubs at Night, though, yeah, I ain't gonna do it at like fucking 4pm, don't
[00:08:56] worry. Fortnite, if we get the right, yeah, but honestly, a lot of the games, the games,
[00:09:02] If you get the right people on and you have the right vibe, then we're laughing.
[00:09:06] Young Money Sniper, Chivin' 26, Manezana, Chivin' 19, Tee, Chivin' 25, Lowry, Chivin' 25.
[00:09:11] Oh, that's the message. Mr. Comedy Shorts game, that handgun.
[00:09:18] Yes.
[00:09:27] Nice, there you go, nice.
[00:09:29] Um, I'm gonna minute. There we go career mode now. I don't think I do a career mode back to me notes. Hang on
[00:09:35] so we've got
[00:09:38] I
[00:09:39] Just tell you see what you'll feel about it is right. So these aren't confirmed. These are just some ideas
[00:09:44] I think would be very very like fun and stuff like that. So
[00:09:48] Friday will be like a normal stream
[00:09:50] But it'll be like a longer normal stream because obviously I've got winter on Saturday. So
[00:09:56] So Rock Climbing, Pro Clubs, Minecraft, cook a three course meal for anyone in the house.
[00:10:03] I've come up with the meal, but you can also cook with a meal as well if you want.
[00:10:06] Puppy Yoga.
[00:10:07] And we've also, there's an app, right, there's an app called, oh yeah, Baller Friday, perfect.
[00:10:13] Right, and we've, there's also an app called, you might have, you might have heard of it
[00:10:18] or not, right.
[00:10:20] Baller Friday, I forgot about that, that's fine.
[00:10:22] We're at Howlum on Friday anyway, so that's fine.
[00:10:26] Dor Cetia has anyone heard of it Randa Cetia has anyone heard of that
[00:10:34] Go on Leah, thank you for the table
[00:10:43] Go on Leah, thank you everybody for the table if I appreciate that so
[00:10:47] Are you ready to I'm gonna explain it as hype as I can it's yeah, right so
[00:10:52] So, it doesn't work, it will work because Taze is going to sort it.
[00:10:58] So, there is an app where you go and you find random things, right, but it's like a scarier
[00:11:05] version of it.
[00:11:06] I don't know if that's the app we are going to use, but I'm pretty sure that is the one
[00:11:09] Taze set, right.
[00:11:11] So it's going to be creepy, we're going to go at night and we're going to ask security
[00:11:16] because just in case anything does happen
[00:11:20] because shit can go mental on there, right?
[00:11:25] We're gonna have Stee.
[00:11:28] Like people have done this before.
[00:11:30] They've found clothes with blood on.
[00:11:33] People have found dildos.
[00:11:36] People have been chased.
[00:11:38] So all I'm saying is,
[00:11:42] am I someone who said?
[00:11:43] No one, isn't it?
[00:11:44] So what I'm saying is it could be, it could be sick.
[00:11:49] It could be fucking mint.
[00:11:52] So yeah, cameraman Charles get ready mate
[00:11:54] cause she is about to go down.
[00:11:57] But yeah, so that's something we're gonna do.
[00:12:01] Vinny favorite of 28 mate, I appreciate that a lot brother.
[00:12:03] Thank you very much Vinny, I appreciate that mate.
[00:12:05] Thank you sir.
[00:12:07] So yeah, Syndicate is not available on the weekend
[00:12:09] which is a shame, but hey-how.
[00:12:12] Do the longest hit line in the UK now we're up north mate. That's definitely up north
[00:12:16] Is there anything else that you reckon you want it you want me to do chat anything else with all I know I'm gonna put in
[00:12:24] PT gym session
[00:12:27] There you go a nice little hour in the gym go on receipt are five out of five gifted love
[00:12:32] You're a fucking legend. Thank you very much receipt. I appreciate that a lot your fucking legend. Thank you love
[00:12:39] Man United
[00:12:42] Watch along, there you go.
[00:12:44] I've also messaged, what do you call it?
[00:12:49] Schmodex to see if he's available.
[00:12:51] I think Schmodex on stream would be so fun.
[00:12:55] Ooh, okay, what do you?
[00:13:09] Yeah, it's just replied.
[00:13:10] What time is my game? We're not sure yet. We're not sure it's all yet golf range that I'd be good with
[00:13:15] I don't mind that is there anyone it's good at golf I could go with
[00:13:23] Hmm fuck golf yeah, that'd be good actually
[00:13:31] Now I was as busy chat
[00:13:33] Go on Carrie. Thank you for the five go on Carrie. Thank you very very much love. I appreciate it a lot
[00:13:38] Thank you. You're fucking go thank you chat. Road. Harry's not gonna come all the way up here to do some on my stream
[00:13:44] Hey, thank you very much carry. I appreciate the five make your legend. Thank you love. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[00:13:51] Go cutting cast dream that won't work
[00:13:57] Freezy you but chat you you're asking me to get you from up north like people that are already kind of
[00:14:03] Down south sorry people that already up north would be good. I
[00:14:05] I don't mind doing G.E.A. races again, G.E.A. races, bang that in there, oh my god, bear
[00:14:14] with me a minute, I believe it's not 100% confirmed yet.
[00:14:22] There is a therapist psychic or a hypnotist that is potentially going to work and come
[00:14:29] on stream.
[00:14:30] So I think that would be good.
[00:14:35] That would be good. I think we will do a psychic. Whether you believe it or not, that's your
[00:14:43] own prerogative. However, I believe in it. Psychic. That will be very, very interesting.
[00:14:55] Thought golf would work to be fair. Let's see if we can see how far that is. Actually,
[00:14:59] look into that. Do some scary shit. Lawrence, have you just shown the stream now, mate?
[00:15:04] Or did you just ignore everything? I've just said you let me know mate
[00:15:07] Chloe, do you want a free Malix? Thank you very much for the 47 months mate go on the boy Liam
[00:15:12] Do you want a 37 as well mate? I appreciate that a lot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[00:15:16] No, Lee because no in our luck people get the police will turn up. That's exactly what happened when we did it for Bob with a Halloween
[00:15:25] Ja I mean
[00:15:27] Gamble with friends. I don't get what this is. Gamble with friends. People have been
[00:15:36] saying it. Highly unlikely. Bro, it's been live streamed. Bungie fitness. What's Bungie
[00:15:50] fitness. Fuck that, are you mad? Chat, please can we remember every time I say this, you
[00:16:03] cannot stream escape rooms because then it is easy to escape because everyone saw how
[00:16:11] you do it. Can we please remember this? You can stream time with Chaz, Chaz wanted to
[00:16:26] go. Right, alright, cheers if that won't show. When I'm on the other side of the fucking
[00:16:29] thing, and my mic won't connect to me, that's gonna be well good, that, innit?
[00:16:36] bowling I can do bowling for the fucking hell is that
[00:16:46] honestly oh my god
[00:16:54] all right all right perfect so this is gonna be a short stream out of my chat
[00:16:59] because we've got bossa Lono and we're making it a big video because the last
[00:17:03] game of the season it's gonna go up on the main channel as well this week chat
[00:17:06] It's gonna be fucking huge right? We've got loads of shit going on. I don't want to ruin it
[00:17:09] But it's gonna be fucking mint and then we've got our producer downstairs and
[00:17:14] I'm gonna pass all this on and hopefully should be sweet
[00:17:18] We should be fucking ready to go
[00:17:20] Shock yeah, it'll be alright when you are watching on stream on stream for 72 hours
[00:17:24] Then we'll fucking and then we'll forget about this week because it's been part-time this week
[00:17:27] So let's say I'm doing my best to make it up. I'm doing my best to make it up to you
[00:17:31] um
[00:17:37] 72 cap nah what was 32 because I'll be like if I didn't have to end for winter I
[00:17:42] Mean if you won't I fucking won't end and I'll just I'll sleep on the floor here on Friday
[00:17:47] Right, and then I'll just fucking what you call it. I'll sleep on the floor on Friday. I'll keep me stream on
[00:17:54] And then I'll go winter and come back. I don't care me. I'm not asked
[00:17:58] not asked me
[00:18:01] I could be awkward in it as well because tomorrow we've also got a game of winter
[00:18:07] That's another part-time fucking joke good job. I'm making up for the weekend Jesus Christ
[00:18:12] I've done a bino this week a haze bomb. Thank you very much for that 16. Thank you brother. Oh, by the way, tomorrow
[00:18:19] Tomorrow, I'm going live earlier tomorrow
[00:18:21] Well, I've been live
[00:18:24] What's I go live tomorrow 11 or 12 chat?
[00:18:27] You let me know you let me know
[00:18:31] 11. Oh fuck. Not tomorrow. Oh my god I can't have a JD. I've got a JD shoot.
[00:18:47] 11 at night. For fuck's sake. Didn't know about his shooting so two days ago by the
[00:18:55] wait I'm not very happy about that but this is what it is yeah sweet we'll be
[00:19:00] full time again Friday we'll be full time again Friday Friday Saturday Sunday
[00:19:07] Monday we'll be full time we're fine I could just not go ballers on Monday and
[00:19:15] then stream that whole day as well and then that's 24 48 72 90 two moments I
[00:19:24] I was knocking at me door. Oh, postcode lottery. Oh, for that.
[00:19:32] Hey! Okay.
[00:19:36] You coming on straight?
[00:19:37] No, I'm not.
[00:19:38] Alright.
[00:19:39] Mum's just come to drop off the Barcelona kit.
[00:19:43] Thank you.
[00:19:46] Thank you.
[00:19:47] Thank you.
[00:19:49] Thank you.
[00:19:51] Thank you.
[00:19:52] No one will be able to do it next week because I'm in 10 minutes I just have to turn it down.
[00:19:57] What?
[00:19:59] What are they? When does that should go?
[00:20:01] It should be going in June.
[00:20:03] Yeah.
[00:20:04] It'll be going on Friday.
[00:20:06] Oh right okay.
[00:20:07] For two weeks.
[00:20:08] For two weeks.
[00:20:09] And I'm going on Sunday for one week.
[00:20:11] Sunday for one week right okay sweet.
[00:20:13] Alright, now I can do it.
[00:20:15] I've got one box and yours in there and I'll come and see you.
[00:20:32] Where abouts in Tenerife?
[00:20:34] Lost Christianos.
[00:20:35] Lost Christianos.
[00:20:36] Has anyone been to Lost Christianos chat?
[00:20:39] Is it lost or lost?
[00:20:41] LOS.
[00:20:42] Christianos.
[00:20:43] Oh, that was nice. I thought I'd tell you, Bernadon saw dolphins. It's not
[00:20:53] compensation. I'm gonna piss on my parade. No comment because the video is not out
[00:21:00] but I did see dolphins. Cheers mum. Anyway, that's nice. There.
[00:21:09] Yeah.
[00:21:10] That's nice, that.
[00:21:14] Ooh, that does look nice.
[00:21:16] Yeah, it's a tough one.
[00:21:18] How long are you going for?
[00:21:19] One week.
[00:21:22] Fucking joke.
[00:21:26] Why is that? You're going in, didn't you?
[00:21:28] They're all saying hello, Michelle.
[00:21:30] Hello, everyone.
[00:21:32] Oh, goodness. Oh, how are you?
[00:21:34] Oh, how are you?
[00:21:36] Oh, there.
[00:21:38] Oh we've been there aren't we?
[00:21:40] Ah okay.
[00:21:42] Not literally by the way, one of his ashes.
[00:21:46] Okay there you go. That's really nice.
[00:21:50] That's a really good...
[00:21:52] That's when I jumped out of the water too.
[00:21:54] Why you landed in the water, not in the water but on the land?
[00:21:56] I landed on the land on the strip.
[00:21:58] That's very nice.
[00:22:02] That's what you did in it?
[00:22:04] Yes.
[00:22:06] down if you're up there. We won't be a shock if you were. You've been on the TV and everything
[00:22:15] now, Michelle. Yeah, that's unreal. Very nice. Well, you enjoy your time in Santa
[00:22:28] No problem.
[00:22:58] Oh
[00:23:02] W milf W milf
[00:23:05] All right, there we go
[00:23:09] Oh
[00:23:12] Right yeah, mom's going off I work away on holiday tasha's gonna wear on holiday. It's all right for some minute
[00:23:19] Fucking joke
[00:23:23] I'll tell you what can we actually just watch this for a minute
[00:23:28] Can we actually just, can we watch this for a minute and see how weird Jakey Davis is?
[00:23:33] What a weird, weird individual.
[00:23:36] He's good, he is good.
[00:23:39] How weird is this? Listen to this, this by the way is unprovoked, it's just so weird.
[00:23:48] Oh, look at that laugh for you.
[00:23:50] I didn't play for you team, you know I don't, I didn't play.
[00:23:53] What a swat.
[00:23:55] Mate, I like him fucking.
[00:23:57] I'll walk past him, I'll explain to him how you're kicking out of your little booth.
[00:24:00] Oh there you go, you're welcome, you've got your thumb down now.
[00:24:03] Right, it's here.
[00:24:04] I don't know who he's here.
[00:24:07] I just found out I was with him.
[00:24:09] I broke in.
[00:24:10] Nico, do you know who this is?
[00:24:11] Do you know who he's here?
[00:24:12] Do you know who he's here with?
[00:24:13] Like, seriously, because you weren't in the kids house like the toys.
[00:24:16] He was in the kids house like the toys.
[00:24:17] Sorry, have you?
[00:24:18] I'm not here, but I can't look out of the door.
[00:24:23] Why are you causing commotion, are you causing a lot of mystery?
[00:24:26] I can't do that.
[00:24:28] Interviewing kids, that's quite accusation.
[00:24:30] That's perversive, doesn't it?
[00:24:31] What the fuck are you wearing, young lads?
[00:24:34] Jake, can you actually stop recording?
[00:24:36] You're a reporter.
[00:24:37] Can you stop recording?
[00:24:38] Mental.
[00:24:39] Stop filming.
[00:24:40] I don't remember.
[00:24:41] But, any bit of me in that video don't point to what we're normally doing.
[00:24:45] Can you stop?
[00:24:46] There you go.
[00:24:47] I'm sorry.
[00:24:48] I'm really sorry.
[00:24:49] Can't delete it?
[00:24:50] Yeah, sorry.
[00:24:51] What were you saying?
[00:24:52] I love this removed immediately.
[00:24:55] I'm really sorry.
[00:24:56] Let's go the shit you know I am, come on, I'm one fifth of a Bobboyz, I'm one fifth of a Bobboyz,
[00:25:04] Bobboyz, what's a Bobboyz?
[00:25:07] No, sorry, no I am taking the piss now, yeah.
[00:25:10] I'm like, I'm like he's entourage, you've actually gone and got security and you're just going to let this run.
[00:25:19] You've got a lot out there filming kids.
[00:25:22] It's what a weird thing to do by the way.
[00:25:26] Outside the toilets as well, there's me.
[00:25:29] Right, you know, outside the toilets is not necessary.
[00:25:32] What a weird thing to do, so are we.
[00:25:34] Yeah, we did actually.
[00:25:35] Did you win tonight?
[00:25:37] No, we lost.
[00:25:37] Sierra loser.
[00:25:39] We lost one game, I'll see you.
[00:25:40] I'm joining the end of your Ultra's after this.
[00:25:42] No, we don't want them to.
[00:25:43] I don't think they will, yeah.
[00:25:44] We don't want them to.
[00:25:45] He's having...
[00:25:46] I'm not an ounce, Nico.
[00:25:47] I'm not an ounce.
[00:25:48] What we just heard?
[00:25:49] I just don't understand anyone.
[00:25:50] Yeah, look, you spammed it.
[00:25:51] I'm aware of it, it's on Friday.
[00:25:54] I'm not a fucking dick.
[00:25:55] I've generally had a what's it called a DBS check. I've had a DBS check. I'm not one
[00:26:03] I'm gonna slowly walk away from you. Do you actually fit me up? No
[00:26:19] Yeah, but now you just made Nicole laughing my beautiful. It's just this isn't going well
[00:26:25] Did you tell him that?
[00:26:27] No, he's running away.
[00:26:29] He's not running.
[00:26:31] Oh, Nico is actually so good. I love him.
[00:26:34] I feel bad for Jacob. He genuinely didn't do anything.
[00:26:37] Oh my God.
[00:26:39] Oh my fucking God.
[00:26:41] Oh my fucking God.
[00:26:49] Why do I feel bad for Jacob with security stuff?
[00:26:53] Oh my god
[00:27:01] Get genuinely
[00:27:23] you
[00:27:53] you
[00:28:23] you
[00:28:53] you
[00:29:23] you
[00:29:53] Thank you, sugar mama, sugar mama, cheers my sugar mama.
[00:30:18] Go on Suzy, thank you love, I appreciate it, honestly, thank you, you're a legend.
[00:30:22] you so much, Susie, love. I'm gonna minute whilst I am just load.
[00:30:38] Now, at last, I'm a wear mate. But also, bear in mind, we have also people that
[00:30:43] watch us on YouTube that aren't on stream. So, like, you have to kind of cater to
[00:30:46] both audiences. Go on, Ellie! Thank you for the final of our
[00:30:48] I appreciate the five, Ella, you're a fucking legend.
[00:30:51] Thank you so much, love.
[00:30:52] I appreciate the five, gifted, you're a fucking legend.
[00:30:54] Thank you, Ella.
[00:30:56] Next week, we shouldn't be as busy as this,
[00:30:58] because of Tokyo and Benadom being back to backchallenge.
[00:31:00] That's why we've been fucked over this last week.
[00:31:04] But I'm pretty sure let's have a look.
[00:31:06] Monday, Barla, Tuesday training,
[00:31:10] Wednesday, Boff filming, that's,
[00:31:12] I don't know, Wednesday, we're fine.
[00:31:15] Thursday, Bob filming Friday. We're fine. Yeah next week. We're cooking next week. We're good. Yeah, we're good next week
[00:31:22] I'm gonna stream as much as possible next week as well
[00:31:27] Oh
[00:31:29] I'm buzzing with that to be honest. Yeah next week we're cooking, you know
[00:31:36] So next oh, so obviously this weekend I'm doing whatever I'm doing so you got Friday Saturday Sunday of just straight streams
[00:31:42] then Monday will just be a straight stream Tuesday I'll go live earlier
[00:31:48] because I've obviously got winter training and I'll go live maybe if I'm
[00:31:53] staying up here midday 12 to like 7 then Wednesday we're just doing bov gaming
[00:32:02] so that'll be fine that's during the day and then I can stream normally Thursday
[00:32:06] is bov filming we've got a sick video plan for that so that'll be a great
[00:32:10] video. Friday I'm free. Saturday we're doing a stream with some fit, some thing, I don't
[00:32:20] know if it's going ahead yet. Obviously I got one and then Sunday I've got some on potential
[00:32:25] and I'm not too sure if I can do that. But if I can do that, I might better stream it
[00:32:29] to be fair. And then the week after we go Barcelona but we're planning some stuff for
[00:32:36] Barcelona anyway which is good. So that's the main thing. Right, what do you know? So
[00:32:44] the fixtures, I'm trying to find the fixtures. Who have we got for Barcelona tonight? I just
[00:32:50] message you on Twitter about AF1s, can you please check, help me out. Adams, brother.
[00:33:07] You've not messaged me on Twitter, mate. Last message I got off on Twitter was mongrel.
[00:33:16] What did he say?
[00:33:46] Sorry about that, I was just implying to him.
[00:33:56] That's far and far, I'm going to sec.
[00:34:00] Have you tagged me in the summit, do you mean?
[00:34:02] No, not a dare.
[00:34:10] Right, anyway, sorry about that.
[00:34:12] I'm going to play the fifth. I'm going to play the fifth.
[00:34:33] the fixtures that was it yeah I'll go on the Instagram oh hello we're game three
[00:34:45] this week oh what a shock primary game for right then
[00:34:51] Let me get a ball there. I didn't see that coming. What was I doing now? 5's, look,
[00:35:04] a trough. Where's the fixtures though? Midweek mania, division 1, division 3. Oh yeah, who
[00:35:16] we got Lizzie's cannons game three is good no I didn't I didn't say that I
[00:35:25] said what a surprise primary game for instead of about I am
[00:35:35] it's just not loading I don't know why right where is so what we what I want to
[00:35:41] it is when we weren't where does anyone know what video we played and
[00:35:48] Oh, what was this one then?
[00:35:53] Fuck you
[00:36:11] Peter Parker. Thank you. Three minutes gone. Seven minutes left. Oh dude, how can he does
[00:36:16] it? Oh my god. In the party bag. Keep going, just keep going. How can he does it? Just keep
[00:36:22] going, just keep going. It's all a mindset. It's all a mindset. Do you know what it is?
[00:36:26] It's a mindset, it's a mindset. It's a mindset. It's a mindset. Remember it's a mindset. Oh
[00:36:32] my god. It's a mindset, it's all a mindset. Got it. Oh my god, you got it. You're in the
[00:36:38] oh my god look at him no i don't see that
[00:36:51] oh my god
[00:37:08] Get some men's ready there will you?
[00:37:10] Oh my god there's intestines hanging from the roof.
[00:37:14] Oh my god this is absolutely f***ing rank.
[00:37:18] It almost is hanging.
[00:37:19] Yeah but what do you really feel?
[00:37:22] Oh my god he's doing well, he's doing well.
[00:37:25] He's doing well.
[00:37:26] Tom, start number four.
[00:37:28] What's that in your party bag?
[00:37:30] We can celebrate.
[00:37:31] Yo stop doing that.
[00:37:33] Onto the next one.
[00:37:34] Oh you are taking the piss.
[00:37:36] Didn't even know.
[00:37:37] He's got a spider on his shoulders.
[00:37:39] Yeah, don't have to do it.
[00:37:42] You have to do it.
[00:37:48] Oh! Oh, my God, look at it.
[00:37:55] Oh, my God.
[00:37:56] I'm out of time.
[00:37:58] I'll be honest, I'm not really funny that much.
[00:38:02] Six minutes gone!
[00:38:04] Four minutes left!
[00:38:06] Scared by confetti cashing, Karen.
[00:38:10] At the minute, no, I don't want to jinx it.
[00:38:12] It's just the mindset.
[00:38:14] Just the mindset.
[00:38:16] Master of the mind, master of the mind.
[00:38:18] Yes, look at that!
[00:38:20] Get it in your party bind!
[00:38:22] This is your last section. How many minutes? Three minutes left. Oh, green aunts.
[00:38:32] Brother, that was genuinely so many. At least 10,000. Easy. Easy 10,000. Anyway. Way more
[00:38:48] more than that. No, there probably was to be far cut line. Right. When did we play?
[00:38:52] What was the team? Lizzie's summer. Lizzie's summer it was, weren't it? The last two videos.
[00:39:01] Yeah, there is only a 28 difference to be fair. Lizzie's something. Lizzie's cannons.
[00:39:11] Right, this is, that was pre-season. Then it was the top of the league that we played
[00:39:17] This might be Lizzie's cannons.
[00:39:23] Hmm.
[00:39:28] Oh, he's just fucking opponents.
[00:39:32] Wait, do we even say who we're playing?
[00:39:35] Well, I can go back on results card and I'll find when we play them.
[00:39:39] Thank God for that.
[00:39:40] Wednesday's stand-ins there we go. Right so we played Lizzie's cannons. I'm going to
[00:39:58] I'm going to go with Barcelona 4-2.
[00:40:10] 5-3 it was last time we beat them, 5-3.
[00:40:13] It was on Wednesday the first which was game 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
[00:40:18] Game 5 it was.
[00:40:20] So that was pre-season game 1, game 2, game 3, game 4, game 5.
[00:40:27] Oh, these are good, you know, these are good chat.
[00:40:33] This is going to be a tough game, this.
[00:40:37] This is going to be a tough game.
[00:40:57] the back. Right, let's have a
[00:41:03] look. What did we do? Well,
[00:41:04] what didn't we do? Well,
[00:41:05] because it's all going down
[00:41:05] tonight. Chasler up front.
[00:41:07] You're the one, Chasler.
[00:41:08] Listen, you know, you're not
[00:41:10] starting. Listen, you can have
[00:41:11] a chat with me. Listen,
[00:41:12] Defender's a unit Chasler.
[00:41:13] You're the overall. You should
[00:41:14] don't come in this after stay
[00:41:15] up there. Just linger, mate.
[00:41:16] You just linger like a fucking
[00:41:17] bad part up there. And then
[00:41:18] you're up. Does it out for
[00:41:19] them every time and it's
[00:41:20] Chasler. Maybe check it's the
[00:41:21] right game on the result. It
[00:41:22] is, I think. What score did I
[00:41:23] result it is I think. What score did I say? Yeah 5-3 yeah, there you go.
[00:41:30] I'm looking at the goals we concede in more than anything that's what I'm
[00:41:34] worried about here. So listen this is what I'm worrying about right.
[00:41:40] It's so hard this life.
[00:41:43] Let's have a look.
[00:41:45] in six so you don't want to change it really yeah no i do hear that so here we've got we've got the
[00:41:51] back three here of me taze and mo and right on me left i've got bino pushing out wide here chaz
[00:41:57] has stood there in the middle right bino does well to take him away ryan's got to be up here now
[00:42:04] ryan's got to be up here all right because then he has to follow him which gives us more space
[00:42:10] There we go, but he's late. He's too late, which means he's out to play to Chaz.
[00:42:40] you
[00:43:10] you
[00:43:40] you
[00:44:10] you
[00:44:40] you
[00:45:10] What a fucking ball, oh my god.
[00:45:35] What a fucking ball that is.
[00:45:38] Look at that.
[00:45:39] Touches it the best, but guess what?
[00:45:41] He redeems it, because he kills it
[00:45:42] around the defender, so he can get to Ryan.
[00:45:44] What a ball.
[00:45:46] Now, where's his options?
[00:45:47] Taze has got to step up here.
[00:45:50] He has to step up here and offer for Ryan.
[00:45:53] Then I can step in,
[00:45:54] Beano can push out wide,
[00:45:56] and Chas can occupy the edge.
[00:45:59] Lack of movement, Ryan loses it.
[00:46:01] Well, then he wins it back.
[00:46:02] That's what we want.
[00:46:03] That's the glit.
[00:46:04] That's the passion that we want.
[00:46:09] I step in
[00:46:11] You are fucking for nice. It's fucking good
[00:46:17] It's outrageous
[00:46:21] True your legs mate
[00:46:24] Hope see you in a bit. Don't do too much. There you go. Now move now move
[00:46:29] Stepping
[00:46:31] This is the problem here. I'm stood there Ryan stood there
[00:46:35] Taysie stood there and Beano stood there. We don't need four people stood in the same area, Hia.
[00:46:42] Stop wearing them socks. I'll tell you what Max, how about I stop fucking your mum as well, mate?
[00:46:47] I'm gonna continue to wear the socks because that's the kid that was in episode one and that's the kid I'm gonna continue wearing.
[00:46:55] Four of us stood there is not needed. There you go. Now we move out. Beano's got a flicker.
[00:47:02] Doesn't.
[00:47:03] Play it back to Chas.
[00:47:09] There's a shimp on them, no.
[00:47:11] But you're looking out there.
[00:47:13] The space that I occupy is different.
[00:47:16] The way I read the game is mental.
[00:47:19] It is, it's mental.
[00:47:21] Look, I've dropped in here with all this space.
[00:47:25] What do I do with it next?
[00:47:27] Great turn, and it's a great ball out wide.
[00:47:30] But let's actually find the goals now rather than just analyze everything
[00:47:38] You see you don't find many players like me if we're being real
[00:47:50] Chai's anything that you'd say we could do to make him better. I say the mark of a whole full stream of nature
[00:48:00] I don't think that the camera angle should cut as he shoots I think you should just let that
[00:48:13] Stream them
[00:48:21] It's funny when you're a child that guy, he knows what he's on about he played for fucking
[00:48:25] being Essex West End or some shit and he thinks he's pro.
[00:48:29] Bro, it's better for me, come on.
[00:48:30] Come on, come on, bring it on, bring it on.
[00:48:31] That's a great one, my God.
[00:48:32] You know.
[00:48:33] Yes!
[00:48:34] Yeah, we've got to drop Chaz.
[00:48:35] We've got to drop Chaz.
[00:48:36] Will I sign you city shirt?
[00:48:37] No.
[00:48:38] Chaz!
[00:48:39] Chaz!
[00:48:40] Chaz!
[00:48:41] Chaz!
[00:48:42] Chaz!
[00:48:43] Chaz!
[00:48:44] Chaz!
[00:48:45] Chaz!
[00:48:46] Chaz!
[00:48:47] Chaz!
[00:48:48] Chaz!
[00:48:49] Chaz!
[00:48:50] Chaz!
[00:48:51] Chaz!
[00:48:52] Chaz!
[00:48:53] Chaz!
[00:48:54] You've got a sprint now, I'll cut the pass off.
[00:48:57] Oh, it's pressing!
[00:48:59] Oh, I'd be pressing, I'm just saying I'd be pressing now, do you know what I mean?
[00:49:02] Love that.
[00:49:04] That meant it made me scared.
[00:49:06] You jumped.
[00:49:07] I didn't.
[00:49:08] You jumped.
[00:49:09] Have you never heard of...
[00:49:10] knocking?
[00:49:12] No, I've not heard of any of these kind of things, I jumped here.
[00:49:15] But it was a shit jump scare anyway.
[00:49:18] Right, tell you what, they're doing me, okay?
[00:49:20] Aye, fucking glad you're here.
[00:49:22] I need you get a backpack up
[00:49:27] You want you work when I say you work
[00:49:33] What group are I in
[00:49:40] Go get the pack back turn it on coming in and turn it off
[00:49:43] Because I don't even need it, but you need to do something today
[00:49:46] You need to do something today. So go and go and get a backpack and bring it in there, please
[00:49:50] Bring it in there
[00:49:51] But they need it today
[00:49:56] I am live on guys
[00:50:02] See what I can do I can all juice just outside my room there
[00:50:06] We'll just wait to add to it. Thank you set the backpack up there out so everyone can see up before the back
[00:50:11] I said I was outside in room
[00:50:13] Thank you
[00:50:15] about turn it on yeah that's fine turn it on for me please thank you right you
[00:50:21] shush you do your job just for a minute I'll create you a guy didn't say come in
[00:50:25] say come in right well I think you need to come in right knock yeah I don't want
[00:50:32] Can I show you something?
[00:50:33] No.
[00:50:35] Come in.
[00:50:39] I mean, I won't hold that shit.
[00:50:42] Nah, I don't think you're aware mate.
[00:50:44] Yeah, I know.
[00:50:45] Fight happened.
[00:50:46] So what happened?
[00:50:47] So we need someone getting the red smacks in.
[00:50:49] And...
[00:50:50] A bit more graphic.
[00:50:51] Yeah, much better graphic.
[00:50:52] And also, I'm going to be mad for this bit.
[00:51:02] Yeah. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Hey, where's the camera?
[00:51:14] Oh, there's no point if that was fair, isn't it? You can speak. Get the back of the camera.
[00:51:22] Let's get it all going, mate. Well, I've just said it now, haven't I?
[00:51:26] Well, I'll just have a lap I can't.
[00:51:27] Cue.
[00:51:28] I'm going to get the camera.
[00:51:30] Got it.
[00:51:31] Perfect.
[00:51:32] Perfect.
[00:51:33] Good, yeah?
[00:51:34] It's got a little lens there.
[00:51:36] The shingles and that.
[00:51:39] Oh, yeah.
[00:51:40] Oh.
[00:51:44] Not muted.
[00:51:45] No, I'm fucking fully aware, mate,
[00:51:46] because this is a little segment that we do.
[00:51:48] Matt's actually trying to be a cunt to him.
[00:51:50] You all right?
[00:51:51] Can you not take a bit more notice, please?
[00:51:52] With your fingers.
[00:51:54] Sorry, that's absolutely not.
[00:51:55] absolutely not. Sorry? Is there a problem here?
[00:52:01] That's something quite tight though. Right, well let's just turn that on.
[00:52:05] That's on. Right, well let's turn it off.
[00:52:07] Turn it off. Go live on it actually.
[00:52:09] Oh, go, it won't because there's nothing connected to it.
[00:52:11] It will, go live on it. Yep, okay, go live.
[00:52:15] And it's not live. Right, well turn it off and put it back please,
[00:52:18] I don't need it today. I'll turn it off, yeah.
[00:52:19] Thank you.
[00:52:22] It's off.
[00:52:23] Nice. Put it back please.
[00:52:24] You don't want to give it a cent?
[00:52:26] Is there a bash?
[00:52:27] No, I don't want to. I'm just turning it off.
[00:52:28] Oh, you sure you want to turn it back on then?
[00:52:29] I'll turn it back on.
[00:52:32] You've got to turn it off first.
[00:52:36] Oh, it's off.
[00:52:39] It's really not mad.
[00:52:43] Are you here for uni?
[00:52:47] Am I here for uni?
[00:52:49] Yeah, are you guys here for uni?
[00:52:52] I saved your tea last week from humiliation. Do not eff it up tonight
[00:52:59] Brian chill out, mate
[00:53:04] Nice yeah, no don't quit your day job. It's really this weekend when I actually stream a full shift
[00:53:08] It's gonna be called becoming a full-time streamer
[00:53:10] Nice. What? I want to send it on
[00:53:14] Oh, dude, turn it off, please
[00:53:16] Well can you just turn it off before it goes to 96?
[00:53:23] I just turned it off, I think it won't do.
[00:53:25] It won't have done.
[00:53:26] Right, can you just go back like this?
[00:53:28] Is there a battery in the bottom?
[00:53:29] I'll just turn it off.
[00:53:31] Yeah, is there a battery in the bottom though?
[00:53:33] Is it funny, is it?
[00:53:34] Because I'm not laughing.
[00:53:40] Pardon?
[00:53:41] Multi-millionaire.
[00:53:42] What?
[00:53:43] Second bedroom house.
[00:53:44] It's got a battery in it.
[00:53:45] you put the baton in the challenge, it's not if it's not a challenge.
[00:53:47] Cheers mate, thank you.
[00:53:48] And then come back in here when you're done please.
[00:53:50] Thank you.
[00:53:54] Right.
[00:53:56] There was that goal.
[00:53:58] I'm going to admit it.
[00:54:04] I'm more asked about the goals we can see, chat more than anything.
[00:54:08] Oh my god penalty, let's have a look.
[00:54:10] Let's have a look. Is this a penalty or not?
[00:54:15] Thank you. What's that? Give me that. Let me have a look at that. Let me have a look at that.
[00:54:20] I'm not going to eat it because I'm being healthy anyway. The healthy just shut us out of sight.
[00:54:25] Oh, I'm passing you that cookie.
[00:54:29] You trying to call me on the phone, Vic?
[00:54:31] It's nice.
[00:54:32] I'm going to have a look.
[00:54:33] I really wanted this.
[00:54:34] That's fine. Let me have a look.
[00:54:36] Let me have a look at the cookie.
[00:54:39] I'm coming round, otherwise he's pointless.
[00:54:56] What's that? Give me that back. Don't snatch.
[00:54:59] You've probably managed. Don't snatch.
[00:55:03] You can have that later when you've done your work as a little treat.
[00:55:09] No, I'll keep on that. I'll keep on that Charlie. Yeah, and when you've done a good job
[00:55:14] You don't know everything you need to do. You're gonna have a cooker. Well until then you know having a cooker
[00:55:20] I'll change your twitch password and give you the new one when you become a full-timer again
[00:55:26] That's perfect. That's fine. You know let the less I stream less you get paid
[00:55:32] Yeah, or in what contract
[00:55:34] It can change. There you go. There's your cooker. Thank you for that snatching. How've
[00:55:47] you been today? Good. What time did you wake up?
[00:55:50] Err, both for eight, then passed out again, then ten, then...
[00:55:56] Oh, I thought it was loose, my MacBook and the laptop.
[00:55:58] Oh, oh, a what book? A what book?
[00:56:01] A laptop.
[00:56:03] Eugh!
[00:56:04] Wouldn't even dare use one of them.
[00:56:06] You've got a laptop.
[00:56:07] A laptop, I've got, yes, I'm someone.
[00:56:09] Yeah, you've got a laptop.
[00:56:09] I know, a lot of Samsung one, mate.
[00:56:11] I shat it when I woke up and it was, it's like...
[00:56:14] It bent over like that on the front floor.
[00:56:17] What do you want?
[00:56:18] You just call your mum a mill.
[00:56:22] Say what you see bro.
[00:56:23] What?
[00:56:24] I think you've lost a problem man.
[00:56:28] You have played Rocket League and then you have...
[00:56:33] Shock.
[00:56:34] Right you borrow me now.
[00:56:35] Right.
[00:56:36] Say please.
[00:56:37] Say please.
[00:56:38] I mean you borrow me.
[00:56:39] Say please.
[00:56:40] Get out.
[00:56:41] Say please.
[00:56:42] Say please.
[00:56:43] I thought I said please.
[00:56:44] Say please.
[00:56:45] Don't have some, don't have any say please.
[00:56:46] Oh, I'm sorry, he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's deaf.
[00:56:51] By the way, Milf Sands, a man I love for nonders.
[00:56:55] So that's why I've got this picture up there.
[00:56:58] With some condoms and a loop.
[00:57:00] They didn't see that.
[00:57:01] Ginger melt, yeah, mate.
[00:57:02] You know his Corey Fornite bro, you shut the fuck up you virgin.
[00:57:05] I'm gonna leave now.
[00:57:06] Oh, I appreciate that, thank you.
[00:57:08] Can you shut it up behind your door?
[00:57:10] Ooh, he's got a baton.
[00:57:11] What?
[00:57:12] Say please.
[00:57:13] What's it down before you do something you're gonna regret?
[00:57:19] Say please
[00:57:20] Charlie
[00:57:25] It's alright, go on out
[00:57:27] Go on out mate
[00:57:29] Charlie
[00:57:30] Right you can no longer talk
[00:57:35] Put the baton down
[00:57:37] Put the baton down, Flour, before you get your ass kicked
[00:57:43] I don't understand sign language, but what I've got for you is this.
[00:57:50] No, get out.
[00:57:57] Are you a big fan of peekaboo?
[00:58:09] So that's what he's fucking t-shirt playing.
[00:58:16] Ahhhh!
[00:58:18] Ahhhh!
[00:58:21] I'm bleeding!
[00:58:25] Should be alright.
[00:58:27] Dickhead.
[00:58:29] So about that.
[00:58:30] Right, where's the goals?
[00:58:31] Here we go, I'm gone.
[00:58:33] Is it a penalty?
[00:58:35] Oh, he's fought us outside the box.
[00:58:38] that's a penalty that's a penalty so they scored a penalty which was shit oh
[00:58:49] my I just realized these with these just scored penalties that's all they did
[00:59:26] Oh my god, is he Jakey's injury? Oh no, this could be one of the saddest moments in Bovistra.
[00:59:44] Oh, he's bad now.
[00:59:56] He's knees got inwards on it. Yeah, he's still not got his jacks by the way. Just let you know.
[01:00:03] He's done that. He's done that.
[01:00:10] Replay, here we go.
[01:00:20] I've got a S.
[01:00:22] Thanks, fuck it with jakey.
[01:00:24] Honest, man. Imagine that with Beano.
[01:00:27] Fuck you now.
[01:00:43] I want to see this second part, man.
[01:00:49] And it goes on the lock.
[01:00:52] Yes, love that.
[01:00:53] Fuck, he loves that.
[01:00:54] Finish!
[01:00:55] Hazard!
[01:00:55] I got it!
[01:00:56] Phoebe, if I ever did, good.
[01:00:57] Hey, I said, if I ever did, say one, mate.
[01:00:59] Finish!
[01:01:01] That was nice, that.
[01:01:02] Yes!
[01:01:04] Oh.
[01:01:05] Just kicked to the end.
[01:01:06] Finish!
[01:01:07] Finish!
[01:01:08] Hazard!
[01:01:09] Hazard!
[01:01:10] Ryan's his pan-o-ter.
[01:01:11] I can't lie, we only can see with three pan-o-ter, he's good.
[01:01:14] But...
[01:01:14] Did it work, Jude?
[01:01:15] There's a buffering, something?
[01:01:15] Yeah.
[01:01:17] Doing a good job at it.
[01:01:18] Tell you something.
[01:01:18] Ryan's a problem.
[01:01:20] Go on!
[01:01:21] They aren't, they're not a bad team.
[01:01:25] He takes us, he does double the whole song notion to be fair.
[01:01:32] Where's his pan-opter?
[01:01:35] He's done it, he's fucking done it again.
[01:01:43] He's forced out of the box.
[01:01:51] Don't matter though, I'm gonna make it, it was 5-3 anyway, we can see another one.
[01:02:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:02:02] It's nice to see J. Morrow.
[01:02:03] Is that the guy who gave me one big pin-o in the air?
[01:02:08] Shoot!
[01:02:09] He gave me one shot!
[01:02:12] Got to be quick in there, Morgan.
[01:02:15] Pop-pop!
[01:02:16] Just here, one more.
[01:02:17] That's it, nothing off that.
[01:02:18] If I was the guy that I could take Chaz or...
[01:02:20] That's not a mean job, it's fortunate.
[01:02:23] It's very vital we've got one.
[01:02:25] I miss.
[01:02:26] We're gonna make a...
[01:02:27] God!
[01:02:28] God, yes.
[01:02:29] It goes for free here, it could be KJ.
[01:02:36] Still a right idea mate, you OK?
[01:02:38] I'm good, you're live.
[01:02:39] Yeah, I'm live, me mate.
[01:02:40] Are you chat and some bastards?
[01:02:42] You got anything to say?
[01:02:43] I'm just happy to be here, thank you.
[01:02:45] You're looking great today, Skipper.
[01:02:47] I appreciate that, thank you very much mate.
[01:02:49] How are you feeling?
[01:02:50] Yeah, I'm up for it, it's a big game.
[01:02:52] We're just going for the last time we played these,
[01:02:54] at the minute they got given two penalties,
[01:02:56] for a full outside the box from Keeps,
[01:02:58] from from keeps but I mean I'm not really worried about that to be honest I respect that a lot thank you
[01:03:05] um and I mean ultimately we just need to see what what we need to improve on we can see the
[01:03:10] three goals this game two are already very very avoidable this was Heinz Banger I think weren't it
[01:03:21] what do you mean who's managing us Aaron um well you tell that one Steve you got to say in a minute
[01:03:25] Fuckin' hell if he gets here he never arrives on time.
[01:03:28] Ah, he's pulled this up there.
[01:03:30] This is the player.
[01:03:34] Well they're actually a good team.
[01:03:36] What a goal from me.
[01:03:38] Let's have a look at the third goal that we just needed.
[01:03:41] I'm scared for sure.
[01:03:43] I play better with the ball in front of me.
[01:03:45] What's this, sir?
[01:03:47] I play better with the ball in front of me.
[01:03:51] Well I don't know what ends what end there.
[01:03:54] Defendant that's our goal. Yeah, so I'm touching Jane. Yeah. Well, Jaden's a goalkeeper. So I touch you
[01:04:01] And then I'm pressing forward
[01:04:03] Whatever what whatever why you touching just needs to know he's there
[01:04:07] I'll have a time if I'm not having a strike down you
[01:04:14] Get a good sir yourself
[01:04:24] Jets, I've got to go through them. I've got to go through them, Jets.
[01:04:33] Ouch!
[01:04:39] Hey, do we go through them?
[01:04:41] No, I can't, it's me, Skip. I can't do that.
[01:04:45] I can't do that. Let me put this on, though.
[01:04:48] Just so I feel the power of the skip.
[01:04:50] Hey, hey, skip. I think I've been hitting the gym well there, you know, skip.
[01:04:55] Don't know if your arm's got smaller or if mine got bigger.
[01:05:00] Okay.
[01:05:03] Oh.
[01:05:05] Hi, come on then.
[01:05:07] One of the chats saying go through a moan now.
[01:05:09] Go through human.
[01:05:11] Sweet.
[01:05:14] You see the right hand is bigger than the left.
[01:05:16] Don't have to explain myself.
[01:05:19] I'm so tired of being alone
[01:05:22] I'm so tired of being alone
[01:05:25] Woof!
[01:05:28] It's quite nervous being here innit?
[01:05:32] It's quite nervous, here come!
[01:05:33] I can't let me skip a...
[01:05:35] GUN IN THE HAND!
[01:05:37] One minute, this genius phone!
[01:05:38] I'm gonna let message all the birds off this!
[01:05:41] I'm gonna...
[01:05:43] My God!
[01:05:44] It's got like 400 Watt at notifications from different women.
[01:05:49] That stays between me and you.
[01:05:54] That stays between me and you.
[01:05:57] Skipper!
[01:06:03] Sent some gifted.
[01:06:05] Yeah, who too?
[01:06:07] Okay, now there's some mad mouth in it.
[01:06:09] Who do we send gifted to, Jakey?
[01:06:11] He's got enough money.
[01:06:13] Stingy bastard he is.
[01:06:15] I'll take one.
[01:06:17] Wait there, chat, how do we send some gift to?
[01:06:19] Can we send some gift to ourselves?
[01:06:21] Should we send it to Ginge?
[01:06:22] I think the chat deserves it, don't they?
[01:06:27] Yeah.
[01:06:28] I chat, you deserve it, you're the fucking legends.
[01:06:31] Honestly, I think, you know, use as a chat,
[01:06:35] you're the fantastic, you're always supporting the videos.
[01:06:37] And obviously, Ginge!
[01:06:39] Yeah.
[01:06:40] I just wanna say, you know, I think your chat's fantastic.
[01:06:43] Oh, coming in with the gift, dude, come on, chat!
[01:06:47] Aye! Double you!
[01:06:50] Someone give quick or I'm gonna get you out of that.
[01:06:59] Oh my god, someone's made a...
[01:07:01] a black account to you and gifted ten.
[01:07:04] You what?
[01:07:05] Someone's made a black account, like a fake account.
[01:07:07] Oh you're a fucking prick, where's my phone?
[01:07:09] No, don't show that.
[01:07:10] Oh it's nothing, come on man.
[01:07:12] Yeah, no, someone made a black account to you.
[01:07:13] Oh it's just not fucking come through yet, nice.
[01:07:16] Leo 2017 mate, thank you very much brother, I appreciate it Leo mate.
[01:07:21] Right, let's not play silly boogers here.
[01:07:26] No, no, I can't injure you Skip and you can't injure me.
[01:07:32] Right, there we go, I'll start with the bottle.
[01:07:37] Yeah, are you getting at your feet?
[01:07:39] Yeah, okay.
[01:07:42] Yeah?
[01:07:44] Yeah?
[01:07:46] Yeah.
[01:07:48] Right, let's message more women on Snapchat.
[01:07:52] Hey, hey, Ginge.
[01:07:54] How come you've got loads of WhatsApp notifications from different girls?
[01:08:01] Sweet, yeah. Just blank me.
[01:08:03] Send some more.
[01:08:05] I'm so tired of being a little...
[01:08:07] Gif myself. How'd you do that?
[01:08:09] Gif sub.
[01:08:11] Oh, it's great having a bank account, innit?
[01:08:13] Jin's got a bank of my mother's presence!
[01:08:21] Fuck yeah, I'm sorry about that.
[01:08:23] It's okay.
[01:08:24] Oi! Get your fucking, fucking, absolute bell-end.
[01:08:30] Don't worry. Oh-ho! Thank you so much for the...
[01:08:32] Urgh, to yourself as well.
[01:08:34] Thank you, chat on, too.
[01:08:36] Fucking joke. Right.
[01:08:38] I'mma see the bottle there.
[01:08:41] Alright, I've not got anything to say, I'm bashing up into that. Look, just like that.
[01:08:45] Off the line.
[01:08:47] You've got to use your right more right.
[01:08:50] Because look, I'm just fucking...
[01:08:52] This is my left hand there. I'm holding you off, I'm holding you off.
[01:08:56] Yeah, well, I'm off. I'm off. I'm off.
[01:08:59] I'll take that one.
[01:09:02] I'm off. I'm off.
[01:09:04] Yeah, you might.
[01:09:05] Oh, fuck yeah.
[01:09:07] Fucking hell, I know.
[01:09:09] I don't fucking care what it is, Brad!
[01:09:11] Get the fuck out of here!
[01:09:13] Brad, what are you seeing?
[01:09:15] I don't fucking care at all, Brad!
[01:09:17] See how I'm just holding you off with one hand like that?
[01:09:19] See how I'm just holding you off with one hand like that?
[01:09:21] No!
[01:09:23] Brad!
[01:09:25] Brad!
[01:09:27] Brad!
[01:09:29] I'm just holding you off!
[01:09:31] Brad!
[01:09:33] Brad, what are you doing, Brad?
[01:09:35] So we've got a great grip of this.
[01:09:44] You are a little drunk.
[01:09:47] Fucking boner.
[01:09:51] Fucking drastic.
[01:09:56] Fucking hell.
[01:09:58] Oh, I'll blow back that.
[01:10:01] Marietta!
[01:10:03] Get out.
[01:10:04] Didn't come out.
[01:10:05] No.
[01:10:06] Didn't come out.
[01:10:07] Oh, I'm all good.
[01:10:09] You didn't get the best way out.
[01:10:11] No, I know. I should never have injured myself.
[01:10:13] Oh.
[01:10:15] Get out.
[01:10:16] Hey, no goals, don't you have?
[01:10:18] Yeah, you need this.
[01:10:20] That's why.
[01:10:23] Watch this now.
[01:10:25] Watch this now, you minute.
[01:10:28] Right, calm down, you're in number nine.
[01:10:38] But in the way, in the way, in the way.
[01:10:46] Get a fucking floor!
[01:10:52] Mother animal!
[01:10:54] Mother animal!
[01:11:05] Oh my god, look at that!
[01:11:09] Oh, god!
[01:11:11] Don't move on!
[01:11:13] I mean, I'm gonna...
[01:11:15] ...pen.
[01:11:16] Get a fucking kettle on you fucking...
[01:11:19] ...wet white.
[01:11:23] Steve, Steve the kettle's already on me, don't you worry.
[01:11:26] Hang on, Jack.
[01:11:27] Tim Ransom in the Morgan.
[01:11:29] Tim Ransom.
[01:11:30] Jack asked...
[01:11:32] ...why he's got white shoes on his ass?
[01:11:35] I've got what?
[01:11:36] What is it?
[01:11:37] Oh, it'll be some national.
[01:11:39] Oh, yeah.
[01:11:40] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I want yous to think.
[01:11:44] Well, get you out of the school, then.
[01:11:46] You start on the goal, you start on the goal, push the goal back.
[01:11:48] Listen, this is back to goal, I've got your order.
[01:11:50] You know that, we saw that. One on one here.
[01:11:52] You've got to start on the goal.
[01:11:54] Hang on.
[01:11:56] Are you sure?
[01:11:58] I'm at 100% sure.
[01:12:00] Three, you've got to start on the goal.
[01:12:02] Three, two,
[01:12:04] play.
[01:12:10] Yeah!
[01:12:12] Referee!
[01:12:14] There you go!
[01:12:16] There you go, you're not going to get it.
[01:12:18] Wait, face to face, you'll never stop there.
[01:12:20] Alright, let me see you defend them.
[01:12:22] No worries.
[01:12:24] You know what, I'll play with everybody.
[01:12:26] You will not score on goal.
[01:12:30] Can we get a bigger goal?
[01:12:32] No.
[01:12:34] Three, two, one.
[01:12:36] Okay.
[01:12:40] I fucking elbowed me. Fucking elbowed me. Fucking elbowed me.
[01:12:50] Yes! Yes sir! Come on!
[01:12:54] That's what I call it. No business. Fucking elbowed me.
[01:13:00] Go again, no fouls. Fucking elbowed me.
[01:13:05] Come on then.
[01:13:08] Play, play.
[01:13:14] No chance, no chance.
[01:13:16] I don't know.
[01:13:17] You'll never score on me.
[01:13:19] You'll never. I'll put any money on.
[01:13:25] I'm too good, I'm too good defensive.
[01:13:28] Woo!
[01:13:30] No, see, I'm not going to go either way now, there.
[01:13:32] I don't know.
[01:13:34] We have three each checking me some tips here. It's a big strong bloke, you know what I mean, okay
[01:13:54] Still got it
[01:13:57] No chance. Still got it
[01:13:59] Just tackles it just like that. Two of them are too good defensive. No one will score.
[01:14:09] Even then you need to score. See I've got the ball. I've got the ball.
[01:14:14] Rest! Rest! Rest! You just balled me in the end.
[01:14:20] It's in the air.
[01:14:21] Oh, OK.
[01:14:22] Oh.
[01:14:23] Too good.
[01:14:24] Oh, get lost in here.
[01:14:26] In it.
[01:14:27] Wow.
[01:14:28] OK, now.
[01:14:29] Oh.
[01:14:30] That's our warm-up run.
[01:14:33] Warm-up run now.
[01:14:34] Skip.
[01:14:35] Yeah.
[01:14:36] Is this final game tonight?
[01:14:38] Final game of the season.
[01:14:40] If we win, we win early.
[01:14:42] Well, I've seen what we can tonight have to like.
[01:14:45] Yeah.
[01:14:46] What happens to Bob's the longest?
[01:14:48] If we win.
[01:14:49] six nine in the morning so I'm putting fuck off.
[01:14:55] That's where I like that. I've shown me class there.
[01:14:57] Well let the chatter start.
[01:14:59] I won. I've shown me class there.
[01:15:01] I won though.
[01:15:02] Right, this third goal is fucking conceded.
[01:15:07] But the third one.
[01:15:09] One of one now. One now conceded.
[01:15:13] Here we go.
[01:15:15] Right in! It's not you that.
[01:15:17] fucking shins kill him, no that's a lie, it's not
[01:15:22] did he even change his looks like he can get in the video?
[01:15:24] no, he was in the video, he was in the ice bath
[01:15:26] oh yeah, no that's what I was doing
[01:15:31] look at that, I mean defensively, what the fuck is that?
[01:15:34] who's that in the blue?
[01:15:35] that's, I mean defensively, I mean
[01:15:38] I've got my man here
[01:15:40] Tay's loses his man
[01:15:42] Ryan, Chazer should be on him and you should be on him
[01:15:46] or he should be following the runner because you've got him.
[01:15:49] Absolutely, it switched off.
[01:15:51] Taysie's man goes.
[01:15:53] Oh, he's getting his man's back though.
[01:15:55] That scores the goal.
[01:15:56] Yeah, Taysie's.
[01:15:57] No, it's Chaz's.
[01:15:59] It's not, it's Taysie's.
[01:15:59] Him.
[01:16:00] It's him who scores.
[01:16:01] So are you saying rotate, you've got back post?
[01:16:04] No, I'm covering this area, right?
[01:16:06] Taysie's got to follow him.
[01:16:08] Chaz has got to follow the runner and you've got this man.
[01:16:10] It's not, look, it's Taysie's man.
[01:16:14] Bad defensive there, that's not Taysie's.
[01:16:15] Easy for the man, that's your fault.
[01:16:17] Poor defensive.
[01:16:19] I mean, at the end of the day, we got the job done and we have three pennies.
[01:16:21] So, it's going to be a big game today.
[01:16:25] It's going to be a fucking ginormous game.
[01:16:27] The question is, are you ready for it?
[01:16:30] Gaffer, you know from the start I've took zero wages.
[01:16:33] Yeah.
[01:16:34] I'm here for the pure love of the game.
[01:16:36] You said to me, you need to prove yourself when I done my trial with Pie.
[01:16:41] Yeah.
[01:16:42] Have I done that so far?
[01:16:43] No.
[01:16:45] No, and that's why you've not signed a pencil paper yet.
[01:16:48] You've got a bastard talk, you've got to get your nail on the back, that's the difference.
[01:16:52] I've got, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look at the chat this side.
[01:16:57] Shall we sign Ryan on a permanent?
[01:17:01] Ryan's been better than you.
[01:17:05] Oh mate, I'm the biggest unsung ear, I've ever.
[01:17:09] I'll, I'll, I'll tell you the behind the man on that performance and Jakey got it.
[01:17:13] I'll take you what to a moment of matches with me fucking joke. I'll be honest. I'll turn up every week
[01:17:21] I'll do my job and I'll go on
[01:17:26] What what is your job to defend
[01:17:29] To defend
[01:17:32] To win games and to gain manage and communicate and you'll be voice on that pitch. That's the sad thing
[01:17:37] There's one captain, but there's the six players and every single person got a voice
[01:17:43] Do you know, a lot of people have been comparing me to Gareth Atcher, a lot of people have
[01:17:47] been comparing me to Ronaldo.
[01:17:50] These players that have achieved the highs, he's fantastic, you know, people have been
[01:17:53] saying Mbappe.
[01:17:54] Gareth Fanny?
[01:17:55] No.
[01:17:56] Do you know what I mean, there's so many people that have compared me to these players and
[01:18:01] at the end of the day, I just want a club to come and take me, I want a club to pick
[01:18:09] me up to be honest.
[01:18:10] Hang on.
[01:18:11] not be asked playing with these footballer next season is shit. This team doesn't happen
[01:18:17] without you. What? This team, you can't leave. I can, I will. No. Oh mate. I might just
[01:18:25] fucking, I might start a podcast. That's what loads of shit footballers do. We know what
[01:18:30] happens with the last one, won't do that. What happens to yours? Put it on pause. Put
[01:18:39] on pause yeah after the jakey episode yeah I thought you'd fuck I thought I'd
[01:18:43] pause that just in general that many fucking silences isn't it I would say
[01:18:48] now would you rate jakey as a guest as a guest on the podcast or as a guest in
[01:18:52] life no no on the pod I'd say he's a solid 8.5 I think he's got more personality
[01:18:59] than most of the pub boys I won't rank yous but on our levisan skip I would have
[01:19:05] start tonight. I don't make any decisions. Steve does. You weren't the best boys.
[01:19:11] Alright, let me just... And there's no hard feelings if you put me first.
[01:19:15] Let me just... You know, the last thing you ever fucking do is...
[01:19:19] Nice. Okay, one being the best, five being the worst.
[01:19:22] Yeah, but is this what, as a person? No, that's too far.
[01:19:26] Alright, as what then? Football and ability. Alright, okay, got them.
[01:19:29] You know, number one.
[01:19:30] Yeah.
[01:19:36] Oh, you and Taze are fighting for seconds, but with consistency and awareness on the pitch.
[01:19:43] I'm going to say you seconds.
[01:19:45] Nice.
[01:19:46] I'm going to say Taze third.
[01:19:47] Yeah.
[01:19:48] I'm going to say Jaycee fourth.
[01:19:49] Yeah.
[01:19:50] I'm going to say Chazer fifth.
[01:19:51] Yeah.
[01:19:52] I agree with that, to be honest.
[01:19:53] A lot of that.
[01:19:54] I agree with that.
[01:19:55] Attitude comes into it a lot.
[01:19:56] You can have the shitest game.
[01:19:57] But I'm always up for it.
[01:19:58] up for it. But you're always up for it. Exactly. Filming all day, 30 minutes. It's fun of
[01:20:04] this because they don't see the full match, they just see the little highlights. When I'm there
[01:20:08] blocking shots and they're tackling and they're making the right, just simple passes. I don't
[01:20:12] need to do all the ones. I'm just going to do simple things and I'm making it sure it takes
[01:20:16] and I'm making a run for drag someone else or someone else can drop in. They don't see that.
[01:20:20] They just see Taze running in slow motion with the ball at his feet. It'll do it 12 times a game
[01:20:26] and you'll see the one good one and then he's better than me but you know what I mean
[01:20:29] they say at the end of the day a certain people have played at certain levels in this team
[01:20:33] and no one's played at the highest level like I have. What level have you played at? Soccer
[01:20:40] highest level in attendance and audience but in terms of skill? Well I mean I'll just show you
[01:20:45] that photo mate. Gary Neville, Michael Carrick and Paul Scolson was there. I mean if that are you
[01:20:53] you try to disregard what they've achieved. I mean how many Premier Leagues are in that
[01:20:56] photo there? 20 odd. There's 20 odd Premier Leagues, there's Champions Leagues.
[01:21:01] That looks like he's a player in a VETS league. What? VETS league.
[01:21:06] That's just because of the angle, because of the lines. Over 30 pubs.
[01:21:12] And also, with a great respect, I've played in Barlor League, I turned up, I ripped it
[01:21:17] up, no-one's played at the level of Barlor League. That's true.
[01:21:20] When I tell you something, I tell you something, they won't be able to play at the level of
[01:21:23] the Barre League.
[01:21:24] That's true.
[01:21:25] And that is actually a fact.
[01:21:26] Have you told them?
[01:21:27] What?
[01:21:28] Have you not told them?
[01:21:29] Told them what?
[01:21:30] Have you not told them?
[01:21:32] Told them.
[01:21:33] Chat?
[01:21:34] Told them what?
[01:21:35] Hineswood.
[01:21:36] I tell you what, we might try and wildcard in them and then we'll see how good he is.
[01:21:42] What?
[01:21:43] You ain't getting in Barre League, mate.
[01:21:44] I've just fucking moved your back out the way I'm going to left out.
[01:21:48] No, you think about it. Last time I watched your team, you've got two, what, like seven
[01:21:54] one?
[01:21:55] No, it's eight one.
[01:21:56] Eight one. You other have made different stories.
[01:21:58] Well, that's because you didn't watch the last game. Did you?
[01:22:02] Was you there?
[01:22:03] No.
[01:22:04] So, I tear off my friends.
[01:22:06] We only lost two, one. Six gold difference.
[01:22:09] I could be your wild card.
[01:22:10] What?
[01:22:11] Your wild card.
[01:22:12] You could also be my husband as well, but there's two things that aren't going to happen.
[01:22:16] Any cases?
[01:22:18] What?
[01:22:20] Any boxers to open?
[01:22:22] Sorry mate, all that would change if I would have got some.
[01:22:24] One time you're ending?
[01:22:26] Pardon?
[01:22:28] One time you're ending?
[01:22:30] About two minutes.
[01:22:32] Boogie, can you fucking wake up and smell the coffin?
[01:22:36] It's called a joke mate.
[01:22:38] Can you stop fucking crying?
[01:22:40] Being off a pressure pen, I'll be honest, I think I might do a pressure pen.
[01:22:44] I'll be honest about Bob Saloner.
[01:22:46] You are, mate. I'd fucking love that.
[01:22:48] Yeah, you know what, like...
[01:22:49] How's she speaking, man?
[01:22:50] I'm gonna fucking speak my mind.
[01:22:51] Yeah.
[01:22:52] Man.
[01:22:53] Certain players don't get enough credit because we're not about scoring goals.
[01:22:57] You know, we're not about me, me, me, me, me.
[01:23:01] I'm okay turning up, playing the 10 minutes and keeping that, you know, 2-0 lead.
[01:23:06] I'm okay doing that.
[01:23:08] You know, not every game I wanna score.
[01:23:10] Don't get me wrong.
[01:23:11] I like it.
[01:23:12] But you've got certain individuals who off-camp won't say names, are crying, I want the mic
[01:23:20] on first, we need GoPro angles for when to shoot, you know what I'm speaking about?
[01:23:27] They've wrought on apples and we've done strong apples, two strong apples in our hands like
[01:23:32] that, the team doesn't run.
[01:23:34] Once we've been pieced in the paper right?
[01:23:38] Not the £2 on top too?
[01:23:41] No, just a piece of paper. All of them please.
[01:23:43] Oh.
[01:23:44] How do these love letters?
[01:23:46] Alright, now then.
[01:23:52] Piece of paper.
[01:23:53] Yep.
[01:23:54] One piece of paper.
[01:23:57] Rip it.
[01:23:58] Tear it apart.
[01:24:00] Do whatever you want.
[01:24:01] It is not solid.
[01:24:04] Now you put all of it as a paper together, you're ripping them, you can't rip that because
[01:24:10] it's one, it's unified, it's a group, it's a team, you can't rip that, you can't rip
[01:24:17] that, that's what a football team should be, a lot of pieces, should be 11 pieces of paper,
[01:24:22] not one.
[01:24:23] Are you alright?
[01:24:24] Are you alright?
[01:24:25] You're alright, you're alright, you're alright, one.
[01:24:26] You're a boxer, are you getting this?
[01:24:27] Can you get it upstairs please to cover up?
[01:24:28] Can you get in this? Can you get up stairs please to camera man?
[01:24:33] What? You better respond now or your job's gone.
[01:24:39] What are you talking about work and shit?
[01:24:41] Why are you doing it? Go downstairs and do it. Go downstairs!
[01:24:45] Stupid foxes.
[01:24:46] We're just talking about team.
[01:24:48] How are you doing man?
[01:24:49] Individual. I'm a bit sweaty.
[01:24:50] Yeah, I just noticed.
[01:24:52] Who the fuck are you?
[01:24:55] You two are rubbing football.
[01:24:56] Okay. Well you know, you said you prefer the better with the glasses on so I poked them with my finger. Okay, I'm not intruding on that mate, that's, you are. A little bit, a little bit. It's fine though.
[01:25:09] Boxhead are you receiving over? What a bit of shit on your chest there. You have to hold it for a second and then talk. Boxhead are you receiving over? This is before 01, they're going to be ready for you to ETA in five minutes.
[01:25:26] You need some scouts that's good. That's fucking good ten four. Can you come up to the room? You're just in please over
[01:25:37] Come on, actually give me take that one give me give me
[01:25:42] What where's your from Manchester? Yeah, you fucking horrible place get upstairs right now or you are getting sacked
[01:25:51] See
[01:25:56] It works.
[01:26:06] You box-headed little freak head up there now.
[01:26:09] Is it?
[01:26:10] Yeah, it's a box head.
[01:26:13] Yeah, yeah, no matter what you do.
[01:26:16] He's coming in here with all that.
[01:26:18] So that's Jakey's second thing.
[01:26:20] But it shouldn't be, we need to get the guy down.
[01:26:22] The downmobbing is really good you know, but it shouldn't be effing as walk around the house.
[01:26:27] That's not it, it's just because of the talk that I've been having.
[01:26:30] You know what you can't say, talk every now and then, because each one.
[01:26:33] Oh, first world problems, ungrateful is what I call it, you know what I mean?
[01:26:36] Ungrateful.
[01:26:37] You know what I mean?
[01:26:38] I agree, I think he's a crook.
[01:26:39] I think you paid for a service.
[01:26:41] Service fulfilled.
[01:26:42] Oh, you'd know about that, wouldn't you?
[01:26:44] Yeah.
[01:26:45] Massages.
[01:26:46] Oh, speaking of that, I've got my suits on the way.
[01:26:48] What?
[01:26:49] I'm getting a grind on.
[01:26:51] Can I go first?
[01:26:54] Of course you can.
[01:26:55] What? On his groin or on your own groin?
[01:26:58] What's that got to do with you?
[01:26:59] That's very true, I know that's a part of the case.
[01:27:01] Asking too many questions.
[01:27:03] It's getting way in there.
[01:27:10] What?
[01:27:12] When you get the fuck out of my room.
[01:27:19] Cheers.
[01:27:20] one scouting six to one we should be back now chat we should be back now
[01:27:37] right chat thank you so much for this nipping on I'm sorry again it's short
[01:27:41] I'm full I'm very very sorry but I will make it all up to you on the weekend
[01:27:44] don't worry chat we'll be back in function on the weekend chat so yeah
[01:27:49] I appreciate your understanding though. We've got some some stuff to do. So thank you so fucking much. I appreciate you all and
[01:27:55] It will be unreal on the weekend. I cannot wait for it. She'll be sick Jack to the 35 scotch of the 60
[01:28:01] 36 Evan to the 16 and Naomi to the 30 Lauren to the 13 Bobby to the 29 Lewis to the fire as well
[01:28:07] I'm a thank you chat. I get apologies for being part time this week you fucking more than happens to fucking other
[01:28:13] Actually, I'd rather you not have a girl. I'm gonna make up for it. But yeah, I'm noticing it. Don't worry
[01:28:18] Thank you so much, I appreciate you all man, I will see you all later, depending on what
[01:28:23] time we get back because we've got a lot of media to do after the games and then obviously
[01:28:28] we get later more up early as well so I'll let you all know chat but yeah, if not I will
[01:28:32] see you all probably later tomorrow but without further ado chat, thank you very much, I will
[01:28:37] see you all next time, love you all chat and I'll see you in the next video.