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05-13-2026 Ā· 7h 45m
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome in to today's stream.
Hello there, hello there, it is good to be back. I hope you're all doing absolutely
fan Dami Doze. Welcome in. Let me just turn the music off for a minute, are they? Fucking
I swear to God, I knew I should have locked me door. Fucking knew I should have locked
me door. What? I'm not fucking knew it. Fuck off. I know you are this.
Right, funner, knock it on your 26 mate.
I wonder if your dad will get close to the water.
Funner.
Do not touch my door!
I've got cremation.
Oh, cheers.
Definitely.
So then, Chia, as I was saying, it is good to be back.
I hope you're all doing very, very well.
had an amazing Tuesday yesterday.
Sorry, obviously I couldn't go live.
We had a win sim, but today we're live.
I'm alive all night.
Do not worry.
Also, we have got something fantastic planned
for the weekend, which I'm not gonna ruin anything about
because Charles has brought me in on it.
It's just not my thing to reveal.
However, that should be sick.
I cannot wait for that.
Kelsey, if I go back to the sixth month,
Becky, babe, do you have a 25?
I thought he'd stretch this out.
I'm gonna minute.
Um
Perfect right tiger. Thank you very much for the primer. Uh, slow me to the primary for
It's moving 20 months. They very much like Jackmore to the 18 lots of children at 15 even to 33
Luke to the nine was caught in jibber six months. Really?
I'm going to 21 aren't you ready to be a primer Sophie to women to the table ever to the three months
Rudy 2019, Jack Brad 25 months, Jane 27, King 2 for the 12, Christiana 2 for the 6 months,
Rihanna taking a break with Brian up for 7 months, Echo Kush, Echo Kush, Echo Kush,
Chivita Browne, new tier 1 for the 12 months, Mike, Mann like Jose, favorite of the Primer,
Wellboy 2 for the 52, Painter 8 2 for the 32 mate, Elite, my play 2 for the tier 1,
Talos 5 for the 6 months, Isaac 2 for the 9 months, Aaron 2 for the 1 month,
to perform as a brownie, a brown aim, a favor over the four months, and a linds, a favor
over the six months, a mason, a favor over the four, the eight months, and sold and chapped.
Let's get this fucking show on the road. Obviously you will be aware, or maybe you're
not aware, faith is a complete utter twat. So that's getting reprimanded today, if
that's the right word aka fixed and not a player at all so that means fixing so I'm
gonna go get out some paint etc etc and we have got the goat the chef is back
cooking up a fucking sublime meal chat so I'm all for it maybe soccer aid gear
ending the month chat we're back there again I cannot fucking wait it's gonna
be so good and if you've noticed we've had board putting for the shirts so the
assures and now not like that or anything they're actually hung up on board
boards and there so I'm actually buzzing with it it's actually fucking mint I cannot
aww ok well that'll be useful
ah he's fucking more than that fucking stings
yeah honestly I'm not sick
so if you can come here and try and get this handle if it's whiteness
Yeah, New York Smart came today and they did it.
And then that's all the, honestly, all the boards there.
And I think what I'm gonna do with that wall there,
comes after come back, by the way,
and so there's still some stuff to do.
PO Box, this Thursday or next Tuesday,
we'll be up and running so we can do PO Box Stream.
So that'll be fucking class.
And then we're gonna get our fan wall there, I think,
and put all the stuff that gets sent
or any nice lattice pitches, et cetera.
We're gonna hang up on there.
should be pretty fucking sick and I cannot wait. Darts also needs to get built in as well, yeah.
But yeah, it's a working process, but we'll get there without further ado.
That's good, yeah. I hope you are doing well and I hope you are enjoying the stream. Let's get
where it's chosen on.
That is weird.
Um...
Interesting.
Where are we?
There. Perfect.
I need your lock here.
That's that.
All right, let's go.
I'll be right back.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Let's go.
Boom!
Shit yourself in, didn't you?
What the hell, mate?
My man, that's really not your only dad.
No, it's not, mate.
I think he was the kid in the morning.
Are you all right?
Is he still...
No, he's not.
I can't live without him.
Just a fucking joke.
Ah!
I'm not gonna shout you, mate!
You need a front room.
Is there?
He didn't have an hour.
Oh, fuck man.
Yeah, but he said, go, go, go.
Yeah, did you message Cora?
Yeah, did you?
Yeah, Cora's got a thing, I think he's got a thing.
I might mean you to him.
I'll let him know.
I'm going to let him know.
That's nice, isn't he? He owes us about four anyway.
Shut up, don't try to do that.
What are you doing?
I'm going to go and have a taste.
Why? For what?
He's not worth it.
He should be the fucking prick last year.
He should?
Anyone want anything from the shop?
You know what I'm thinking?
What if the person takes?
I've got a lot to think about.
He does this all the time.
He's a fucking prick.
Oh, let's go and see what we've got.
We've got one to get back to you.
She has to live on stream. Is that okay?
Can you talk to us?
What have we got today?
So, what are you going to do today?
We're going for
Two fillet steaks.
Yeah, lots of protein.
Six oz, whatever that means.
Nice little beans, not much fat.
They're going to do your tomato and rockets, lemon, salad.
You've got sparrows, you've got corn on the cobs,
and they're going to do some buttered, herb and new potatoes.
Perfect. Thank you very much.
Where did you get the steaks from, mate?
Are they from the bookshelves?
They're not. I didn't have time.
They look good, mate. They look really good.
They did? Where'd you get them from?
Oh, yeah, I love that.
It's already cars.
They do look really good there.
Why is that one got a bit of metal in it?
Temperature check.
If you like the medium amount, I can get them to develop.
Ah, so...
They're nice though.
They are.
These are my favourite Christmas.
Also, chap, just to clarify, you're streamer, you know this.
I had eight canals in there before I went away.
I come back and they're not there anymore.
Yeah, but there's someone been feeding stuff. Jakey's Jaffa Catech are missing as well.
Right. Jaffa's me.
You just took a chewing gum out and put it on a side of the kitchen. Put it in the bin you snore.
Put it in the bin and look down.
I'm going to know who I'm going to find it.
This is what we've got to deal with.
We're going to do a free one.
Okay, so that'll give you a free one.
I watched that third hour stream in the middle of the day.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
You've watched all 23 hours?
Just a bit of timing.
Chat run to the back, pull the line.
Do they know?
On that note, let's get the fuck out of there.
Zero, mate.
Oh, can I please charge? Where are they?
Hand them.
Say it a bit, mate.
Now I'm just taking my gun to get charged for a bit.
or do we take jazz this is the predicament every time we've not
touched on it on a full cut or we take both for a back up we have got room
What's that thing?
What's that thing?
What's that thing, Jack?
What's your arm, Jack?
Oh.
Oh, no, you've got a personal shepherd's
for some cooking, I know.
What?
Oh, well, what's that thing?
You've got to borrow that thing.
You don't have that thing, you got it.
Can I borrow it?
What do you want?
I might go down there tonight.
Yeah?
You've got to go down there.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
But can I borrow it?
I don't know, I don't want to borrow it.
Huh?
I don't want to borrow it.
You've lost me.
Linda, there's an in-menu up out there, that's good.
How's it going?
Love, we should try that.
Did you get it?
You got it?
Huh?
You got it?
Got the in-menu, didn't we?
You're acting like that.
I'm annoyed at what you're doing about it.
Get in the car.
Are they both coming?
Yeah, they're at the car.
Come on, come on, they're at the car.
Go, go, go.
Oh, God!
You've still got that!
It's a big better.
Probably better off saving this.
Saving these.
Yeah, they're real.
It's happening.
I know the thing.
Who saved that?
Save that.
We can just use it wherever our land costs.
Yeah.
My land ain't got loads.
So I'll put it in for Kim.
We'll keep that.
Save us a few bit.
Yeah.
And then we'll keep the whiteboard.
I might have gone up to the wall.
What, in your room?
Yeah.
She is bad, but I can't do that.
She actually is bad as fuck.
I might as well just nick the whiteboard.
No, I can't. I might as well just nick the whiteboard.
Were you all done with it?
No, you didn't even make it inside, Bob.
No, no, I didn't. I lost a mile.
Oh, from your actual video.
I thought you meant the other one.
Just one moment, chat.
Oh, you have an order of new ingest fees.
Oh, the new ingest fees. Go on.
So every 30 minutes because there's been a lot of ingest wars in this house
And I'm one of them. I knew one of them
No, but guy honestly, he's been getting used like no tomorrow interval
He's learning the chazzing guest my main one. Yeah
Right then come on kids get the car
Yeah, the Barcelona season has finished, we'll be back after the World Cup, I reckon that's
when the season starts again.
So, we're going to look forward to it, OK?
So basically, we'll be going back to when we used to do just like five-aside IRLs,
we're going to go back to that chat in between seasons.
We might even stream season two.
I think we will.
We probably, yeah, I think we spoke about it.
I think we're going to stream season two at Los Alamos.
They'll be proper with, like, Steve and all that,
shouldn't you give?
Um, what's that?
A few moments on nature ships and Mars.
That should be good.
Bid tonight.
What do you mean, bid tonight?
Oh.
We are literally still going for 100 points
You I don't know what's going on over my list. You've lost me. You're right Chaz
You can jump back them in the boot Chaz
If you stream yeah, I'll still be on YouTube after we'll just record it and stream it
So like, you'll get the before and afters and all that on YouTube
to be the funny bits and stuff, and then you obviously do the game.
Hate gingers, all right, cheer for that.
Put the link in so we can combine Chas Chas.
Yeah.
Oh.
This is my sub-story, Mason.
Thank you very much, brother.
Oh, he's talking about the real Barcelona.
He gives a fuck.
All right, Chas.
Start sharing.
Chas, bad.
I think you can replace it in the front.
Yeah, it's a mate.
You got enough room there?
Yeah.
You got enough room now, Ches?
Yeah, you got signal you might have to have.
I'll do it in a minute.
Oh, I saw a car, that's me.
What are you talking about?
The real bastard.
Missed my tent, other fuck.
Why can't I not connect to the backpack?
Thank you, aura.
Logan, favorite of the other mate.
Right.
Why can't I connect to her backpack, Vod?
Oh, I know.
What the fuck is going on here then?
Isn't it boys' fault?
Well, where's that leading to?
Oh, I thought that was one of your ideas. I thought it was fucking it.
Oh.
It's got away with one there. It's got away with one there.
Right, Vodna, over heating, so I run the big stage, OK?
Yeah, just don't put the batteries where the air vents are, if that's all right.
Yeah, I got it.
What's popping?
Can you just speak?
Can you just speak?
I'm never hot.
Have you just fucking spoke?
No, no, no.
Look at that one, mate. Look at that. It's a squirrel.
Oh.
Mate, Vodja been doing really well recently.
Right, today, he's really angry when you're not speaking.
There's no squirrel there.
That's probably a rat.
Right, where are we going into town?
Yeah, please, just into Alty.
Mate, no, no, we're not doing this tonight.
Let's go one at a moment.
Let's stop.
Nice guys, oh, it's finished.
Shit, it's not there.
Let me send you this link.
Yeah, you send me the link, mate.
Don't let me put you up first.
Oh, it's overplayed by them, isn't it?
Oh I'm sorry, Jazzy's off and safety not key to you, can you put your seatbelt on please?
Exactly, I should be in the pocket.
Oh no I can't.
Right, are we going to the town and then B&Q or B&Q then?
Yeah, town and then B&Q, that's right.
We're going to need to get some paint as well.
Touch my band and bear
I've sent it to you.
You put a link in?
Yeah, I've sent it to you.
Yeah, thank you mate.
Yeah, I've sent it to you.
The chats can be in some of each other.
Oh, skip the sorry.
It's me, it's me, it's me.
Never mind.
It's me, Spotify, DJ chat.
Right. You got it?
Yeah, I'm just driving it to you, Chas.
Yeah, I don't usually stop, yeah.
Oh, right.
No, that doesn't usually stop, does it?
Oh, right. I never got me for that, actually.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No!
Are you all right?
Oh, what's up?
First, sorry.
Not insuring some of this car.
Oh, no, I'm driving without insuring.
Well, I think I've just had a bit of whiplash.
Oh, man, that's going to stop you from doing that.
Is there a big payday coming your way in there, isn't there?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Right, I've got a question for you, Gidge.
Uh-huh.
Where do you think Michelin stars got their name from?
Guy called Michel who got his way to star hunting.
No, from the entire company.
They own the Michelin Stars. Michelin the tyre company.
I own the Michelin Stars.
Fuck off.
I've actually seen it.
No way, that was mad.
It's actually a true fact, innit, chap.
That's fucked up. I'm gonna sleep 20 times better tonight.
Nah, I know that.
Mate, I'm telling you, I'm full of facts.
That was... That's just fixed my sleep, isn't it, mate?
Mental.
Are you good for shit?
You know, real bad girl, bad girl.
We need to get to town forever
Time forever, wait for me to burn up
Time and time and wait for me to burn up
What is it we're getting from the town here? What is it you wanted?
I need to go over there, it's fine
So I'm going over there?
Yeah, yeah
I think the car shops had a restock card
Oh yeah?
I think they've got United Pro Shelf
Alright
It's true and mouthpiece
Marks and spans
It's just parking, we usually park it
Don't tell me what to do with me car.
Yeah, Vod, Vod, fucking planer.
Fucking hell, man.
Vod, Vod, just fucking up the camera and stop.
I've got to get him up.
I've got the wrong way. Now, nice one. Cheers, Chas.
Fucking idiot, you.
See you.
You OK, mate?
Ha-ha!
Local cars broke, huh?
Oh, no, no, I'll make these cars die.
Alive, mate, you're good.
Can you play nice parries today?
Yeah, I actually got up with that, what's the real challenge?
There you go, Chas, you've got these now. I'll tell you what, these are the nicest out of everyone.
Guaranteed one, that's you.
I hope you guys have a great day! Have a great day!
Oh, jeez.
Oh, Bethan.
Ah, bro, I'm in the deafening disco.
Can you click the link please Morgan?
I don't know.
It's going to expire.
I'm fucking driving.
Stop the car as it's on whilst he and brake on whilst he's wanting me to do this hang on
it's not worked
get a gun
it's not working
And...
Shugger mama! Shugger mama!
She's my shugger mama!
Go on Suzy, you mad bitch!
Is that the psychic? Go on Suzy!
What?
Have I ever said Suzy was the psychic on your stream?
She won.
What?
Go on Suzy, thank you very much for that, I appreciate it. Have a good day mate.
Right, let me send you another link.
Thank you very much for that, I appreciate it. Have a good day mate.
Right, let me send you another link.
How about you send me the link, go on.
Er, who's fucking beeping?
No, it's beeping you, it's beeping you.
He's thinking this up every time.
So you're going to go into the little buttons, sharing by link.
Are you going to send that to RoboSapp Arena?
arena
put it in bob
yeah like it in there
fuck off aby
amen
jazzy even have a lot of thought about that mate
yes mate you good?
you good?
i have a picture with you jim
of course you can mate
yeah you just get a brush i only want to get a few
do you want to get on with it mate?
i've got all of you
i've just got a picture with you
i just got a picture with you
do you know how we go to the cinema as we kids?
Oh my god, I don't remember now. No, that was with Katie.
Oh right, and that's OK, is it?
Don't make it OK mate.
What?
Sign that in mate.
Yeah, thanks.
I'll get one with you in the camera.
No worries mate.
Yeah, we're great.
Have a great day.
Yeah, no, you mate, you have one.
What a really nice guy.
No, that's really nice.
Yeah, really nice.
And you know what, I've listed the spirits,
because everyone else has been pricks to me.
Exactly.
Erm, have you got the link?
Yeah, I'll click it and it just don't do anything.
Oh yeah join the session join session there you are can see the chat now
there we are yes job and break off and drive
hey he's not calling you literally watch out
What?
Oh, I enjoy you, lovechass.
Cash generator.
Oh my god.
What a place.
Bro.
We take Taser's stuff and we fucking take you to cash converters.
Oh my god.
There's a fucking great plan.
That's unbelievable.
Genuinely, we take his monitor to cash converters.
Yeah, it's fucking fun.
Or a police station.
Wait, yeah, I think that'd be good.
That'll take you, man, oh.
Holly, 5 out of 5, love. Sorry I missed it.
Thank you very much, Holly, love.
I appreciate it. I know I'm gonna let me go.
It's hard to see when you've got a fucking...
That was not your fault, my guy, don't worry.
Yeah, we take... We take into cash, come on.
Yeah, we're not cash-generating, bro.
Go on, Steph. Thank you for the 5-subster-ging.
Go on, Steph. Go on, Steph.
5 out of 5, love. Go on, you mad bitch.
Thank you very much, love. I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you. And Nate, thank you very much as well. I appreciate the prime of Nate.
Go on the bike.
You said head to town and you're making me fucking go back on myself, eh?
How you doing?
Marks and Spencer's.
No, they're wrong one, you knobhead.
What?
Maybe this is the one in Hale, we're going to go to May.
That is it.
No, sorry, I didn't mean it.
Right, I haven't had enough!
If you want to go somewhere, tell me where you want to go.
Mark's Suspense.
Right, so I've brought in Mark's Suspense, there's a notice of wrong one.
Don't you start fucking crazy over here.
I've got time for you today.
Can we go back? Can we go back these?
We're on Mackies.
Come on, Mackies.
We've got food on.
Right, what, Mark's Suspense's?
Right, do you want to go there or here in your post?
Do you know the way to that?
Well, tell me where to go then.
I got the email from the guy who's been calling me.
I got the email from the guy who's been calling me.
Can we get the V-Bots?
Can we get the V-Bots?
Can we get so much attack?
Please.
You're turning around in a really bad place.
That's our road, innit?
We're doing the turn around.
We're doing the turn around.
We're doing the turn around.
You're not in the quake.
You can have a good fuck on.
You can have a good pick of me.
You got the wrong way shut the fuck up where we're going straight
I'm calm straight. Yeah, so what I put what I turned on that road and then turned on the road
Why don't you tell me I was going the wrong way?
Was your way so aggressive go on Holly thank you for the 10 love I appreciate that we love your holiday
We do we love you Holly we do we love you Holly. We do
We love you go on. Thank you love. Sorry. I missed it. Thank you
Someone said boss baby in the back. What does that mean?
You're the target
Oh, I have always the front of all the trucks.
I had to turn across here when the traffic lights up.
Right, so you can just park anywhere you want.
Look at that, I'm coming.
Well, you can't, mate.
Anywhere is fine, boss.
Ah, fuck it, Lune.
You could park next to that shop.
What shop's that?
The one on the left.
He's just got some cards there.
Just see what he's got.
Fuck off.
What cards you got there, mate?
What cards you got?
Oh, I like them.
Laugh back.
Haha, oh good thing.
He absolutely went all wrong.
What card did they have?
Bro, I can't lie. How the fuck did you not recognize him?
He must have been in the wrong party.
He must have been in the wrong party.
Joey's going to ask him.
Joey's going to ask him.
Oi, I'm going to hit it. Oi.
You don't realise this?
Look at my face. Look at my face.
Look at my face. Look at my face.
You're going to ruin me now you're doing this.
Beeping because they can't be pin me you could turn left is agreeing you okay, mate
Have a good day, mate
We're going straight there park wherever you want we're in town now
No, I can't put a lot of good parking get tickets
Okay, oh shut up you fucking little shit
Toast, by the way, Mars, Mars, and without a vote, we're going to make you head prod,
head production on the channel, I'll give you my toolkit later, and you can control
my OBS, bro. Can we get a W in the Mars chat, he's now head prod. W, W Mars for head prod.
Perfect. Right, seatbelt's off, come on guys.
Margie will be paid as well
You won't pay you much as I'd like
You know the car now you won't pay much will I?
Yeah, get a fucking problem
Yeah, you ain't gonna change. Yes, but I just get picked close camera
What the fuck are you doing?
Do I know you mate?
You do.
Mate, you're going to jump your memory.
Oh, he's going to ram me like.
I get it.
I get it.
I'm going to stop on the back.
I'll be right back mate.
Don't call.
That's the way it is.
I'm going to stop on the back.
I'm going to stop on the back.
I'm going to stop on the back.
Let's go.
Oh, actually, there's probably no in the car.
Honestly, you leave the bag back in there, this car's only 200 grand.
No, it isn't.
What?
What is it?
I don't know, it's not even my car.
Oh yeah, it's actually mine.
I don't have finance though.
That's the problem with all these people these days.
All these people?
They don't even own their cars, do you know what I mean?
Well as soon as you drive your car, you won't need to use money.
Yeah, I don't get why people actually buy cars outright.
It makes no sense.
Because they're literally, they're just guaranteed to lose money.
Correct, mate.
Do you know where we're going?
Yeah, I know where we're going.
What?
Crop splinters.
Yeah, you know where it is from here?
Yeah.
Box three.
We're going to mark the splinters first of all, Chuck.
Yeah.
And then he wants to nip in the card shop.
Yeah.
And then he's going to be in queue and get some paint to paint our wall because Tazer...
Oh, that's weird.
Big echo.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hi, Eck.
Oh, wow.
Hello.
Oh, my God, look in there.
I knew you were going to do that, I knew you were going to do that.
You really echoed that?
Yeah, yeah, I fucking can't really hear you.
Go on, Jessica, play me a guest as well.
Easy tech prepares the locking.
I'll tell you what, if there's another cash generator out here, I'm going right in there.
Try to go to the same place as me.
If you get kidnapped, I've got a photo going back right there.
I think we've got to look after us then, backpacks.
It's like last night around, it's leather.
I mean, it's said a lot on the backpacks.
Yeah, exactly.
Zebra, cross in love.
What if they sell backpacks?
We'd have fun.
We'd have fun.
Maybe you can bag it.
No.
It's close.
It's not.
It's fine.
I thought this is fucking.
It's actually a really good little town.
Is it?
Yeah.
Is this the CXU any of that?
Is this the CXU any of that?
There's one here as well.
Yeah, there's one up there.
Oh, it might have been.
Have we went to one round here?
Yeah, there is one up there.
Oh, it's a whole bargain spot, aren't they?
Well, part of it.
It's a nice big bag.
There.
What's happening?
Oh, you're up, boys.
Good.
That's good.
Come on, sir.
Because of the wind, it's a bit winder.
Of course mate, yeah.
God, Jesus, in the middle.
Jesus, in the middle.
Jesus.
God bless you, my mum.
Would you mind if I remember that?
I'll wait, feel free to post it out.
I didn't get it out of the way.
No, no, can you repost it?
Of course, okay, yeah.
Of course, you tip top, never?
Yeah, of course, you put it in.
Yeah, go, put it in there, alright?
I hate that you're not from this farm.
Oh, have you got cash?
I've got cash.
No, I mean cash.
For the re-post?
No, I'm a target.
Yeah, you do not have cash.
Which one was it?
That one.
I mean, how much were talking?
Because obviously you've got to think about where everybody goes for a round.
Five gifted?
There's a good chance of that.
I've got questions on.
Would you let me be your cameraman?
Oh, that's another five.
Oh, you let me be your cameraman.
Oh, mate, mate, it's a good conversation for you.
Mate, you talk to him.
I know.
For like 30 seconds.
Yeah.
Why?
I don't know.
I just put it on the ceiling.
Yeah.
You can hold the camera.
I mean, yeah, you can hold it.
Yeah, go on.
Now, I'll get it.
I will.
I won't drop it.
Now, the camera.
Let's test him.
What's your name?
Me.
Nice.
Foul.
He's fucking foul, guys.
No, that was just a big opportunity.
Anyway, pleasure, mate.
Take care.
I've reposted it.
Have a good one, mate.
Take care boys.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Hey mate.
Thank you.
No worries, no worries.
Hello.
Hey there you go.
No, no one does.
No one does.
Are you all alone?
Are you all alone?
Ha ha ha.
Is she living under a fucking roof?
Honestly mate, what the fuck is she doing?
What's the sign?
I've been trying to make a decision.
Is she fucking mental?
Mate, literally, we're fucking top.
I'm top one, I'm top four streaming UK now.
Oh my god.
Top four on the fucking roof.
That's a fucking jaz, piss me off.
I'm not gonna mind you.
doesn't know who you are. What the fuck is she doing innit? I'm too old you know?
You're not too old everyone knows. I go in the south face, so you know you go in the south
You fucking bloody rules.
What the church?
Did you have a cello? I had a cello. It was like loads of old people in there.
Oh, the church.
There's an every man here. It was what the fuck off?
Mate, you see something really good here.
I've never been down here.
I've been down here a few times, but not properly.
Libby, Chipp of the 30s. Sloppy, Joppy, Chipp of the Primer.
Iron Shepherd, Chipp of the Primer. Game, Chipp of the 3 months mate.
I'm roking it down, shall we, sir, Chas?
Huh? Yeah, you've not got a car in that line.
No, I don't have a car. Just no licence.
I told you that.
Right, here it is.
Spot of access, Ben Sir.
Yeah.
Hey, go on, Kens, have a good 11 month.
Oh, the fuck you, there's people in the after us.
Fuck, you've got it.
Where's my sister, Ben Sir?
You OK, mate?
Yeah, all right, yeah.
Have you been in here before?
There's no food.
There's stairs.
What stairs?
I don't know.
Watch out. Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Not bad to have a cameraman. Sorry about that.
I was just ourselves.
Yeah, just us.
Yeah.
The man down there about rolling.
Oh, look.
Keep your head up, head up, head up.
I've got a binaurus.
Just chill for a second.
Just like that, cool, cool.
Put some clothes on, sir.
Not saving us, it's saving you guys a lot.
I'll put them on.
Yeah, cool, cool.
What food do you actually want?
I want some pizza places.
You want?
Pizza places.
No, they're not clogged.
They're not clogged.
I mean who ain't these days top four out in the world?
I don't know, not top two though, do you know what I mean?
Not top two.
How does it feel you'll never get the one spot?
What?
How does it feel you'll never get the one spot?
I'm up to more.
I mean, I don't need to make a legends.
You can't compete with the legends.
Cheats you've run to 300,000 viewers.
No, no, no, no.
You care, you care can be.
when Trent went up to know where to go.
I just don't think you're better by ideas.
Because you're not working on life on your ideas.
A person, a chef, you're losing touch.
I think you've just got yourself that list
if you've made any big production bit extreme,
I've known you.
I mean, if you can say the sentence
without starving three times a bit,
you know what you're going to do.
How are you getting on?
With you?
Yeah, so it's like, actually, no.
Yeah, you know what?
I've been a freer.
I've been a freer.
I just think I'll never ever ever break in the top four again, so there is positives.
Calymbal first, what's that like Calymbal?
W. Calymbal.
Where were they actually been?
They're tricking us.
Where'd I go?
Oh you couldn't tell me.
You know...
Look at the faces, be chat.
Chat, did I definitely do them?
Chat, do you know where they've been?
Do you think there's even three shots next week?
Yeah, but chat, we're having a break from Barcelona.
Show your abs.
How about a freezer?
Freezer?
No, I don't need a freezer.
That's what cats come in for the past minute.
Come on then, absolute your flag for it.
Sorry, do you have a lot of pizza places?
Yeah, but it's fine.
Thank you.
Oh, amazing, thank you very much.
That looks fucking great.
Right, where did she...
Right, do we walk Fincrust?
Chattie, is this right?
Well, you choose how thick the crust will be.
That's true. So we get...
Well, how much do we get?
I don't know if it's at 1.30.
Is that what...?
Yeah
You sure you know what I think we put on three
All right
By the way, I'm gonna make these actual proper. You have to eat the whole thing. Can you try?
I'll try off here. I'm actually making a proper
Are you going to give it to me?
I'm here to fucking take.
Because we're going to make take.
Because we're going to eat bread together.
And there's not on me.
Not on this?
Yeah, it came very quickly.
What's that?
Right, I need cheese.
Cheese.
Yeah, cheese would be a good start.
You're not going to smell it, Chaz.
You're not going to smell it.
Oh.
See you in a minute.
Chaz.
You're going to get some notes.
Fucking.
What are you looking for?
What do you want? Are they grated?
Yeah, preferably.
Preferably or anything?
Preferably.
Oh, have you ever heard that?
No, I haven't heard that.
Bacon is richer than I've ever heard of.
That's not cheese chance.
Oh chicken sausages, how about it aye?
No, it'd be bad for you then
Oh, do you mind this mate?
Fuck, I'm real
Yeah, I'm real then
How much actually are they for?
25 calories
sausage
That's actually pretty good
So, ammys in there, 20
You know that all, yeah?
Go nail them
Right, great, oh here you go
It's good for you, as long as you don't get re-formed, you want farmed ham, not re-farmed
ham.
So that's good for you.
I'll just go with beef.
You get me to work you on, then?
Yes, just one.
Also, I mean, it's toppings.
I'm thinking of toppings. What do you reckon?
I think we go barbecue.
I think we go barbecue face.
No, anyone know what's your tomato on the table?
I don't like tomato.
You are not the customer.
No, no, no, I'm the same.
Right, what do we want on top?
What would you want?
What I want, I'd like pepperoni, sweet corn, chicken and bacon.
No, if you'd let me listen.
No, they got it.
Pepperoni, sweet corn, chicken, red onion.
No, no, no, no, no.
Southern fried chicken.
To be fair, oh yeah, you could have chopped them up.
What are you doing? I want that chicken.
Guess what, it ain't all about you. There's three other pizzas I've got on there.
Come on mate. I did it. I'm not a fucking private chef.
Chipotle sausage.
That'd actually be really nice though.
Oh that's a lot of wagging.
That's not, yeah it is wagging.
Yeah, but it's hot though, innit?
Yeah, but that's, you like a bit of spice in your life.
Nah, I don't.
I'll change ya.
Oh, look what I've had.
How do you remind me of something?
Probably your fucking cock, mate.
Yeah, it was what I was getting at.
That actually probably would do well, then.
Cock that, mate.
I was getting a basket.
Nah, nah, nah.
I'll get yours, then.
He's gonna make you pay for this, innit?
I'm gonna pay for this, innit?
Do you think?
No, you've got to have to.
Cheers mate. Sorry mate.
They buy that for that buck. Yeah, thoughts are.
Right, I need cheese.
You alright mate? I'm going to have that shot.
Hey, so sorry about that mate.
There you go chicken.
Oh, the London Soul Fusion.
It's fish though.
They do smell nice actually.
Cub bites.
You have to cook them though.
That's probably the aim of the game.
I'll put the trotter, thank you.
Thank you.
Right, chicken, sweet corn,
barbecue sauce just to put over the top of it.
Sorry, let me just grab that so it won't let me peek, so I don't think he's taking it.
What else should I get? Are they at weight shows? No.
You would give me a pair of make-up on the fucking bike, I've had a three-month river.
Can you get off my shoulder?
I've got a little kid that pulled on it. I'll push it, thank you.
Fuck, I'll get some Percy pigs.
You can get whatever you want, son.
made of purses, made of purses
it's not like chocolate here
that's not as good as anything
I've been bummed up for ages I've heard
there is a bakery
the thing is I've been bummed up, I went on this cruise ship
I went on this cruise ship and I've had a proper bad cough since I got off
cruise ship, look, canary islands has it
it's like round tethery
Sorry mate, that was perfect.
You got the Humphymirus, have you?
What?
No, not Interhen Ty and all that.
Oh, right.
They're going for that.
Sugar ring donuts?
Ah, if I had just...
Oh, salad over gone off though.
M&S White Chocolate Chip Cookies, whatever we've eaten.
We could have to try them.
Bro, are they?
They've got a guy there.
I've got a guy there.
Yeah, I've got a guy there.
He's out of the.
That looks like a guy there.
That's the ass you are.
Shall we ask him?
Sorry man.
Sorry.
You got any of them in the car?
No.
Oh, they're all gone.
No worries mate.
I thought it was safe.
Oh, that's not...
Right what else do you want? Just red onion.
I need cheese.
Here's your last.
Oh, thank you mate.
I'm sorry to bed you out, I know you don't, but you've got to just bear it for a minute.
Get off my trolley.
Red onion, get off my trolley.
Right, just turn around for a minute.
Thank you for that, perfect.
Yeah, nice.
Red onion.
What else do I want? Three corn.
Yeah, turn it off, you want?
I'll get some fruit.
Oh, I'll get some bag now, please.
Here you go.
I want a hurry.
That's some fucking 23-celled, fucking twisted arseholes.
Where's he gone?
Oh, that's where he's reduced, you got that?
1.35, thank you.
And that's reduced loving bastard.
Don't think the size of person pigs I do now.
What the extra small ones?
I think that's a small ones.
Ah, I didn't see them.
Yeah, that's them there.
Ah, I've got some this there once.
Look at this one.
Sorry, for that one's back.
It's better to do a bigger buck for your buck, innit?
Yeah, a bigger buck, a bigger buck.
I guess I'm just going to get a catapellas because there's no snakes.
He's getting an ego.
I think he can touch you and put it in the trolley.
It's a fucking joke.
Get off me trolley!
Please, thank you.
He's pushing me a lot, man.
The one that I call the Wagon of Jews.
The one with it.
Cops aren't.
I'm gonna change and eat cheese.
Sorry, man.
I've got a card, hang on.
Right, grated cheese. I've not had any grated cheese.
Of course I've had.
Not as much as most of us have.
Of course I've had grated cheese.
Well, I've come to say before.
Oh, where's the milk?
Yes, I've got some.
There we go.
Ah, we've found it.
That's not grated, though.
There we go.
Come on, get mozzarella.
You want mozzarella?
That's nice, please.
Get some milk.
Go on, Tather, two or nine months to make.
Ginger's chocolate till it's time to pay.
I want you to be fucking with me.
I feel like you're doing a bit of shopping.
And you're definitely in.
You ain't getting anything today.
I've been there serious. I'm actually in the midst of bank accounts changing.
Yeah, I have made for now, I guess.
I'm going to have to get on tip.
I am going to fuck off.
No, you're just going to have to genuinely be on tip.
You thought I'd come back out on the phone with my mum.
I'm in the middle of changing bank accounts.
Exactly, in the middle of it. You're not changing, absolutely.
No, no, no.
You try it, it'll be done, I can't pay for it.
You better get your car on again.
Actually, it's hard to drive.
Easy back up.
Hold on, I'll just invoice you to Bob.
No you won't. What the fuck are you just putting in?
I'm not going to do that.
You know what, Chaz, I'll back that.
I'll back that. Cheers, mate.
What?
There's plenty more in there.
Put it back!
Yeah!
Put it back!
You can have that one, Charles.
Yes.
Here you go, here.
I'm fine.
No, no, no, no.
Have you...
No, thank you.
I'm...
I'm fine.
Good.
Jeff B, that's by Ollie's work, his food and drink.
This is what I said to Bob, because he was having a Nando's nearly every day.
I turned around and I said to him, we're not having an office job.
I don't go out with my boss, my boss buys me food every day.
That's why I don't buy Nando's.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I was like just first.
You're treated really badly.
Do you do any sides or just pizzas?
I mean, do you want sides?
No.
It's not a big one, we're on a bit of a health kick at the moment.
Yeah, I suppose you're telling pizza.
And they're not going to be any unhealthy pizzas.
He's probably asking for that.
We've got a polo going in my chat.
Everyone's going to be a user paper.
And then it's, it's, Godgain seconds.
No, no, but like I actually can't.
Yeah, I'm fine with my guys' chubbler.
Yeah, actually, well, I'll pay you back.
Crap.
We've been waiting between six to four working business months,
but you'll get it.
Mate, he knows.
I could have, you got paid on time, didn't you?
No.
There's only 16 days left.
Yeah, I pay him on time.
Yeah, no, because that's what I'm saying.
Um...
Nothing.
We could do sides.
Yeah, I was thinking that.
What is that?
Oh, yeah, working face on the legs.
What are you doing?
You know what I mean?
Take fun first.
Honest to fucking done.
Raise that fucking animal.
Such a shit.
Oh, I'll take that for the...
Well, you go down there, I'm going to sit for a minute, go down there, chat you a minute.
Sorry, sir.
Are you done, Morgan?
Oh, you've got your collins on discount, yeah?
Can you put yours back?
What is it?
They're on discount.
They're not the same.
They've got lightness.
Can I get a brownie?
Can I get a brownie?
How about you get a job?
Gonna be expensive this far.
You have any pizza tonight? Yeah right yeah. It's nice yeah. Yeah you can do that like this, that covered us.
This is going to be like the leading tower of pizza this. You see what I did there?
Ah I can see what you've done there.
I'll go and shut up, bro.
Don't keep crying.
Stop crying.
There's way too much food in it.
Why don't we look at this?
If it is, I think it seems to be.
That's your prediction, does it fall?
Cousin...
Oh wow, that was actually...
I was a kid under your control
Oh, oh, OK.
Chas, did you put it in the processer?
No Chas, I've got a big bag.
I've not seen a single one.
Chas, I was taking.
Oh, Chaz.
Thank you for your bad, pal.
By the way, I've got, like, a key-low person big, so I'll give you my word.
I'll leave next time.
I'm not going to eat a key-low person.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Like, oh, oh.
I know I'm just going to pay for this one.
Oh, I'm panicking.
Oh, I'm panicking.
Right, this has all been paid for.
Can you grab a bag please?
Sure, if you get a match, yes.
We've had a bizarre...
We've thrown some wood!
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Thank you.
We've tried to balance too much on the self-checkout and it's all gone wrong.
I have paid for it now, if that makes it any better.
Are you sure?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Don't pick it, I'll do that.
Oh, I'll do that.
Call in for one thing, ended up with a fucking fruit side up for him.
It's just not a nice sight.
You can have it like that, will you?
Yeah, he's used to the junk, didn't you go for it like that?
Chazza, you can have that one.
That could be your tea can.
You used the scraps.
Is it curious how did your money exist?
We've got the Eiffel Tower, we've been re-balancing too much on the self-checkout.
Right, we haven't played for these bits, need to scan these.
These are the ones, isn't it?
Can you get another bag when I see them, so I can just...
Are you alright?
Are you alright?
You put the stuff at your bottom.
Oh yeah you do. Packed here.
You can't hold it!
No, I can't even hold it. I don't even have a cover on by the way.
I've had a packing error. We should have packed on the other side.
Look at the safety rules.
Right.
You live alone?
You do, I'll back roll up and again, will it?
I've had to pay for this, I'm a bloody parsley as well.
You've got to!
Yeah, because I panic, there's food everywhere.
Good.
How is it? Is it good?
It's good.
Oh, yeah.
Enjoying a little bit of shirriks, I've got some flowers here.
They're not just jokes, go on.
Yeah, actually.
Oh, well, Chas?
Chas, you don't.
Without our permission.
Jake?
Holy.
What the fuck?
Tree.
What?
We're gonna give him a tree.
Got Chas?
I'd like to say to you Marks and Spencer's, they've got involved in the stream, they've
enjoyed it, hopefully. They've been chilled about us filming and they've let us get more
fruit when we dropped it.
What do you want to go off to?
Your increase.
Ginger arse, I'll do that.
Five gifters for you from Jakey Touchner.
I wasn't saying your full name, because we're in public, but Jakey, thank you for the five, mate.
I appreciate that a lot, and you know what?
We need to get to the bottom of that tonight.
Because there's a reason he's named us.
What?
I'm on the first peak.
Internet.
No, I'm right.
I think it's not.
Right.
Seriously, can you carry that one?
What do you think it is?
I've got the solana.
Oh
The pigs in our pizza, huh birthday big pizza. Oh, he's actually gonna do that triple T triple
Triple T triple
That's not all.
Bit weird.
Ooh, eight clouds.
I might know you more.
I know you.
Right, so who else do we know?
Ooh, Starbucks.
You want to go to Starbucks?
That way.
What are you going to get?
A little latte.
All right, mate.
They're all the first things.
Thanks.
All right, well.
Okay.
What are you?
Yeah, I just...
I've already...
Is this my phone?
Yeah.
Fuck me in your pocket.
Thank you.
Do you want one, bugger?
No.
Oh, it's no way.
OK, mate.
I'm good, thank you.
Mmm, tastes like...
a million-erous album.
Tastes like two more.
Oh.
That's a good lad.
What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Have I not lost my courage?
Have I not lost my courage?
No. By the way, I've just thought of a really good idea for the next Just Eat advert.
Go on. So obviously jump on the Michael Jackson hype.
Just eat it. Just eat it.
You better run, you better order why you can.
You want a dumber, no she want a deep pan.
Yeah. See? I'm a miracle genius.
But I feel as though the money that just people have to pay to get copyright music in that Michael Jackson suit on the top of the hype
It's gonna be yeah, yeah, actually probably would be a car
My favorite my favorite job. What's your favorite MJ song at the minute my favorite MJ song human nature? Oh, yeah
it's that or
It's that or it is
Man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no mismatch could have been any clearer
If you want to make the world a better place to take a look at yourself and make the change
Keep it in the closet he's got it, dirty Diana
Don't stop till you get it
Come on. Have you done stuff?
Have you done stuff to your gear enough?
Err, Earth Song, that's a great song.
That's a back made of all bangers.
Beat it. Not on stream.
Five.
Billy G... Yeah, Billy G's a good one.
Check out me and she and me.
J.K.! Thank you for the five.
For the five! Thank you for the five!
Go on the bike, thank you very much man.
I'm not a thing for anything in public.
Shut up, man.
Yeah, mobile took apart each other.
He's walking.
Can I put it for me anyway?
Close it, fuck.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Aw.
Wait, she's coming to my door.
She's coming out.
She did it.
She did? How did she?
The lonely days are gone, the lonely days are gone, whoa!
nice clothes you reckon next year like that yeah holland and barrett all mix and
match and what a shock if that's not still on
I think some of this really good shots I felt that you know we'll see you next year
with him yeah yeah that's one what did you buy playstation 2 playstation 3 we
films and games I've got a Nintendo 3DS I've got PS Vita yeah we set it up
What's the date of the shot?
What's the date?
I said to my shot, I'm going to give to the A9 box it all in a week.
And we're nearly there.
Are you sure it's on there?
When you give it to it?
Me.
Oh, so you can have it right.
I've got a lot of them.
I've got a pack now.
I don't need that.
You don't need a bag.
Yeah, they may make you feel something like that.
Hey, Jake, if you have a 29,
I'm going to go on the bike. What's that?
Nothing.
Where's Kate?
Thank you.
That's a good one. Black all white.
That is a good one though.
It doesn't matter if you're black or white.
I thought black was shut down.
Oh no, where is that still going?
What are you saying, being ginger nuts?
I've been invited to...
...to the greatest panel tournament.
No, I didn't go to the street because I'm driving on my phone.
Simon are you good?
Yes brother, how are you mate?
I'm doing close mate, close
We'll just walk around where we live at the minute
No, they don't know what it is
Creator's Paddle is very good to be honest
I'm not great at them
No you're at your, yeah go for it mate
That's right
And then you've heard of Sammy Schmoders.
Perfect, who? Yeah, you've got a lot of driving to do, Sam.
It's because he cheated on us.
Maybe you're going to play more than five minutes old Chufford, mate.
Well, listen, by the way, Sammy, I've had a look at that.
You got robbed at the weekend, massive foul, that.
Clear foul.
No, it isn't a foul, that's not a foul.
Erm, what's that?
What's this thing, that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no worries, I'll give you a message about that.
Oh, there's a lot of vape shops.
Yeah, there is.
So there's just a good jake of them, sir.
But what I don't get is that, like, how's there like 15 vape shops in one area?
Do you know what I mean?
What it is, it's right.
They'll all be competing against each other.
No, no, no.
The way I look at it.
Oh, no, that's Oxfam, that's not a vape shop, sorry.
It's a bookshop.
It's a bookshop.
There's a salvation, haven't it?
Yeah, go for it, mate, yeah.
Old man and daddy.
Man and daddy.
Man and daddy.
What's what?
What's matter, daddy?
Much.
Thanks, mate. Have a good one, dad. Take care.
Have a good one, mate, yeah?
Have a good one, bro. Take care.
Why did you have a shake from the handshake?
He was the last one to tap him up.
From Scotland.
You've knocked me off of my feet.
Ah, baby.
Pais has just been live and he's captured us today.
go to war. I don't have the lucky room. Oh yeah I have yeah. Today we go to war. I mean
we've been at war for ages. Yeah I know I know but I'm going to have something to eat
then go. Oh there's another one there, Alty E6. Oh are you going back home now? Yeah I'm
going to have to. Oh interesting, might have come here and just run some shopping
on there. What are you saying Ty I'm going back up now sorry. There's a word over
I'm a TVU following you from behind.
You're not the captain, mate.
What the fuck?
What's that you spoke about?
Oh, apparently it's easy to paint, but I'm not as fucked.
That is fucked, by the way.
Good job I'm not involved in this, what?
You're fucked, Chaz.
What?
Outchuma!
Even a five mate, I appreciate that, I'll tell you, I go on the bike, thank you very much brother.
I'll ask you to do that a lot mate, thank you.
Can you even get any BBQ base?
What is Pilates?
Pilates is like stretching.
It's a bit like yoga.
You see our puppy yoga?
Yeah, I love it so cute.
Other than joking, we need to get a dog.
Like a little fuck, bastard!
By the way, I'll take you down the mountain.
So, I saw this on TikTok.
We'll leave that permanently.
That permanently, permanently leave it on the front of your car and then the legs will
pass.
Fucking asshole.
Don't leave it there, just leave it and then permanently...
People think you've already got one, so they don't give you another one.
Fuck, they've got me.
35 quid.
Robin Bastards.
the shingan market is so good you should go you got people parking there as well
it is good there
the B901
the boot is not closed
it is
it is
yeah I am actually, oh what am I doing Sunday
ooh, Monday night then
oh too late I can't
that's a shame
I might have to see in the morning
I'm not sure I'll have a look
alrighty oh oh oh
let's go go go
let's drive
drive drive
Can't get out just yet that's the problem. Just one moment chat.
You alright? Looking a good chat.
Oh wow, that's going to be good. I live now.
We're going to let in her and I'll cost her that because you're a fucking dick in the BMW, you think you're on the road.
What does BMW stand for?
Big Mail Willi
I think
What does BBC stand for?
BBC New
British Broadcast
British Broadcast
What did you think?
Big Game Tonight
It's a huge game for city tonight and outside
I'm overjoking tonight
Moving the league
Who have they got?
Palace Home
Oh, I'll not be fast.
I think Palace away.
You know what? I think you're going to drop points on Palace away,
and then I think it's going to be decided on goal difference.
Yeah, I reckon so.
Do you actually like taking the pass?
Taking the pass, mate.
Why would you reckon?
I reckon we'll win it when they go poor before I...
Poor before I...
So if they drop any more points now, have you won it?
Yeah.
Or so they have to win every game?
Yeah.
Well, no, not really, because...
Unless we lose to both of them.
Yeah, yeah, it's a major brand
Make birthing an easy game look at community and privacy
Please come compare borderline. I mean you can sDS and United was what's more than the premise off. Yeah
Look in your blingers. It's an end to end entertaining game
I'm just happy that we got the one on one it took us 10 weeks, but we got one
Yeah.
Good stuff.
Vastinal, vastinal, vastinal, yeah, you've got to admit now
he shouldn't have been giving that file.
No.
This is the problem in life, like.
Yeah, what is the problem in life?
In front of his life, it's no matter what anyone says
it ain't a fact, it's a file.
It was given as a file so far now.
Do you know what I mean?
Sometimes in life, when something happens,
you've just got to move on for it.
Do you know what I mean?
Because if you stay thinking of the past, how are you ever meant to truly move on into the future?
100% mate, 100%
But you know what I think? I think it's this method that the Premier League have got to put a new name on the troll for every six years
Well, they just have to allegedly rig it and make sure that you've...
That was from 2016 mate, didn't it?
I don't?
I think it'd be from 2016
Yeah, I know, but I mean it would make sense
I mean, what do you mean by trying to figure it out and I feel like I'm gonna win it?
In the Liverpool have done it?
Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna win it this year
No, they're not.
But you, you're the winner this year.
I'm glad you finally come for terms.
Mate, I'd rather you win it.
This was you when West Ham scored.
Oh, by the way, by the way, you said I'm twerking for...
Is that what you did?
It worked.
I was a football fan, it was a good footballing moment
because I want West Ham to stay up.
And then you tweaked it as if I was supporting Sir.
Right, I ain't tweaked it.
You did?
You've been at the beginning on your story.
Fucking stupid cunt, you looking at it for your fucking face, you fucking death bastard.
Taze is by the paper gun.
I know, I brought it myself.
That's fun.
You fucked until I shit in your fucking face.
I think you get some human shit and wipe on his monitor.
I'll just cast converters, he's all set up.
I'll be the second place.
You want a shit in his bed?
I need one anyway.
What the fuck?
What went through here?
It says he's in my ring, yeah it's fine, I'm not going to anything to it.
I'm not involved in this war.
It's a content house, bro.
It's my fucking job.
Content house, I mean, you can fuck everything up.
Leave my strong hand.
The lonely days are gone, the lonely days are gone.
I love how you all spam it like I can just get out and do something.
Yes.
There.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
You're leaving them back there.
You know what? If taste is this small, I'll paint him out.
I said I'm going to spray paint. He's kind of wet. That's why he texted me. That's too far.
Oh, did it?
Yeah.
Oh, so there is a little bit, then?
I thought you just sprayed hate his car.
No, that's too far that.
What ain't too far? There's a contact house.
Bro, you're not spray painting my car.
And I put it's content.
Bro, you're not spray painting my car.
That's what he said.
Get aggressive over it, sir.
All right!
You know what, I'll cut the water.
I'm going to go tell him the war's off.
Fucking go and let him know now, Chas.
Go and let him know.
The war's off.
Wait a minute.
Is that what's over there?
Oh, whoa, whoa, touch my equipment again, and I'll be invoicing your boss.
It's good to touch it anyway.
How bad about your balls off?
Shit!
That's looking cold!
Oi!
Say it come on!
I'm not involving this war, so don't go fucking shooting from my room for a fucking fucking two times
stupid young cunt!
Yeah, the war's off as well. I'll cancel the war.
I put in a treat, yeah, you started texting me saying stuff's too far.
So, there is a life.
So, we've decided to leave it.
We need you to come to a conclusion.
Jim said he was going to fuck your shit up, by the way, okay?
Jim said he was going to fuck your shit up.
I've got a rematch to.
I'll never involve you in it.
Jim, stop back out now.
Hello, mate.
Hello, Mark.
Smells good that way.
Long days are up.
Oh nice.
Woo.
They're very nice.
Go chip them some chips.
That's going to shake your petamacos.
Some of us are on a budget here mate.
Stop fighting out.
No.
5.
5.
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4,
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4
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Number one victory mark, yeah.
Ahh..
in the sausage.
What the fuck's in that?
In the sausage.
5
3
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Quick!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Wrong holds, dickhead.
That was an invite.
One two one, five two one.
Oh
Holy fuck I can't be good for you bruh that is insane
That whole thing's wonk, whole thing's wonk, that's fucked!
Can you just try it, what for partner?
This morning...
What's up?
Can I go?
this morning I actually don't wear I actually don't wear exclamation mark
I met her.
And I all got nervous.
Something very, very serious.
Come to me all night.
Oh, I've lost my shit in your bed.
And I apologise.
That's fine.
Shit in your bed!
Fine.
That's actually fair.
Because you have a bed that I can also shit in.
Oh, shit.
So,
Today I got the message that war has begun.
I'll cancel it.
It's over.
Cancel war, I'll start.
You can't cancel war.
I'll start.
It's over.
Er, we can try again.
It's just a...
This is only the beginning, Charlie.
Only the beginning.
Just go and get salad.
Oh!
Get your salad out of here, please.
Shit, I'm going to lose!
Pfft!
What's this, then?
Say no, say no back wall.
I don't know why he's dressed up like you for all the later.
Friends out?
Yeah, my friends out.
What don't you do?
Bro, he's dressed up like he's about to get done 8-1 by Prime.
Woo!
Ooh!
This is what I mean though, Ginge.
What's that?
What's that?
Sit down, sir.
Who's speaking the line?
Can you put out a lunch?
This is the problem here, it's like, the taste, don't it?
You say something else through it, he's in your chat watching.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
It ruins the immersion, it might have been.
He's done that, he's done that, and then you always find paintball guns, it's like...
Yeah, it's...
And then I know it's going to be fuzzy.
Well, he's going to get evicted is what you're probably going to get.
Yeah, um...
You're sensitive to harmers?
Yeah.
Sensitive to harmers? Yeah, he needs a 24.
Huh?
He needs a 24 hour.
It's just RDM, constant RDM.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
Like, really green stuff, it's just fucking...
I'm in JD, man.
So much better, thank you.
Let's kiss on the tripod.
Apparently your lens is clean up.
What was that?
Oh, fucking hell.
She's a realy, a chap.
I think you look after yourself for that.
Camera's so much better.
Oh, coming on.
He looks after it.
I mean, he clearly looks after it.
That is true.
Is he blaming me?
I think he might have been.
Just be honest.
He's...
I'm here to tell you.
You were too busy trying to cross a lake.
How long was the turn of the lake?
What? You were trying to cross a lake?
What we got on yesterday?
Oh, mate.
Fucking awful.
Disgusting.
Well, what if I missed out?
So, would you like to join us?
Or...
Oh, mate, you shouldn't.
Thank you very much, mate.
Look at that, chap.
That looks great.
Thank you
He's gone, and then he's got the camera there, and left us there, he's gone, ah, what the f**k is he doing to that?
He's got the camera, and left us there, with his camera and his camera, and basically, what we would do more,
so someone holds someone to go down and like catch a backpack, two people each side, and we had Cameron leaning into a bush.
Cameron, he's Cameron.
Cameron, Cameron, Cameron.
Cameron.
Oh, for Cora?
Yeah.
He was into a question slipping out of the ditch to catch his backpack while he sat in a car and left his there.
Well, while that was on going off, and we just sat there all around.
Why's the house on going off?
I don't know, I just got it off.
All right, I'll find that, thank you.
So that's fine.
Just look at taste through your thoughts.
Just a quick one.
I'm just wondering why is he talking to tell me that I don't give a fuck?
That is unreal.
It's a great story.
Right, Josh?
Yeah.
Tell me he doesn't put a story up.
What?
Beast, Giver 26 months mate. Matt, Giver 28, river guadabra.
NYK, Kui King, thank you very much mate for the 18th.
I'll tell you his insta, I can't, is he plot me from seeing his source?
I doubt he took it that far mate.
I think he has.
Is that it? Let's just delete it.
You want a...
Oh, he's getting the paint. We'll go.
Go on, Benno.
You've got nothing to do with him, too, yet.
No, I don't.
This is great respect. We're in a war, mate.
You don't wait until someone else does something.
No, there's no war.
It's awful. I can't speak to this.
He can do it, he wants.
I think you've been a pussy there.
No, I'm not. He just ruins it. He just sits in chat and just watches everything.
No, I think you've been a pussy.
And then today, on his off-stream, he locks his door.
He's done it. Do you know what I mean?
He's playing the game. He's playing the game.
He's playing in a country to turn off air defenses.
He's not playing again.
He's not playing again.
He's not playing again.
Excuse me. If I was you, I'd have got a locksmith here today.
He'd be in his room now.
Oh, mate. I'm not a junior. He can do what he wants.
Do you want to play a blind table screen?
Yes.
Enjoy your drink.
I'll save you a bit.
And you've got one to five.
Do you want to come back again once?
No, I'm just going to drink some.
I don't think it was you.
Switching their camera.
Oh fuck. Thanks.
Did you just set your plate on the present?
Yeah.
Sorry, well I was in the game, wasn't it?
I give you a minute bit.
Yep.
You say it once or five hundred you like it, and that's locked in.
The next thing you're doing is blind ranking.
Alright.
So we'll do frozen.
Ready guy?
No, once or five hundred you put in there.
Oh blind ranking, frozen.
Four, five hundred.
Okay.
Find a Neema.
Three.
Three.
Coco.
Four.
Five never out of it.
Straight away.
This one's shit.
Play, you just, you just, I was playing that game.
List of the films we don't know.
That was playing that game.
Yeah, we don't want to play our game.
I was playing, we played a game of where we do know the ones.
Fucking Coco.
Oh.
Cough, cough, cough, cough.
We'll do, fuck my head.
Spidey on a popper in the room.
One's five.
Four.
Five.
Five.
We'll do fast and furious for a bit of rest.
Five, no watcher.
You're going to go two.
Okay, okay, we'll do...
We'll do...
Avengers Endgame?
Ooooooh!
One!
Four.
One!
I don't like Avengers.
Kingsman the Golden Circle?
Two!
Three!
I'll name an end.
One more, for number four.
One more.
The Wrexham documentary.
What?
Oh!
It's just damn not weird.
This is why they don't talk.
It's not even that hard to name five films.
I'd have to put the rexham dot number one.
Ha ha ha!
I'd have to put the rexon dot number one.
It's car guy number one.
Alright, let me give you five films.
Forrest Gump.
Five.
The In Betweezer's Moeva.
Which one?
The first one.
Whine.
Kingsman 4.
The Arsenal documentary.
2.
Oh we've got a trade with it.
How long was it a trade with it?
Yeah, I just think you should stop talking you put it two seconds again
Heeeey!
Good luck.
So I love that football.
What's that?
Oh, you fucking rapist this year.
Oh, you've got it!
You've got the City Fang on.
And we're going to do the double.
Life comes at you faster.
Yeah, the difference is you've not won the league.
City of New York.
That's not true.
That's the camera around.
We gave City an opportunity and they fumbled.
No.
No.
It weren't that. When you win the league it's so much special. When you get given the league, it's not.
Do you know what I mean? That's the difference.
Is that what it felt like when you were 12 last time?
I don't know.
Is that was that your full process when you were 12 last time?
But this is my first time, I don't know.
You were probably 12 last time as well. You were old front.
Huh?
You were probably 12.
No, I was free.
Without her.
What are you going to do if he comes and gets a paint gun and just sprays up your room?
Erm...
It's just another, just another very tight himselfing to do, isn't it?
I mean, it's just another one to the list.
I wonder what he's up to, hang on.
He knows people, but...
He ain't coming back with just a paint model, mate.
He's probably got a fucking proper actual...
Don't you hate it all the way, Mr.
I'm interested.
Go in and papa, and papa would be be good.
Nice.
Another chatter giving him good ideas.
Imagine that you walked in with a fucking bd, you're gonna have to start shooting as well.
Yeah, that'll take a lot.
Fucking love of this.
Oh, no!
He's getting laxatives, we can all better get laxatives.
Yeah.
He's getting laxatives, so we don't need anything in here at all.
Why did you hold him, chap?
Probably better.
The thing is, old chap, he, er, what'd you call it, he's left it a bit late.
Yes, what do you have if he's sharp? He's just where he was.
He ain't gonna get lacticide, shall I do?
It's quarter to seven, unless he goes to like a boot. Oh. Yeah, he's close.
He's just got there and turned around.
He's really onto a 24-7 Asda.
Yeah, probably.
You could just pull on it and just get some superbook.
Take their charity match shirts, mate.
You can't just take them because you ain't got one.
Just jealousy that. It doesn't look good on no one.
I'm going to make some pizzas for you mate.
It's coming for you John mate.
What's your favourite thing to cook?
I've been six hours so uncooked in charred.
It takes a while, hasn't it?
So do you have to actively do it?
No.
No, just cook fast.
It's really slow.
I've seen it all often, but in a hundred,
I've cooked in three, it was close.
Not on the corn corn course, I think.
What are we doing here?
I think some of them are sick.
Oh yeah?
What are you going to have them?
Barbios back.
Barbios are all right in Harland.
They're the best players, aren't they?
They're very weird.
Fast-peck what you've got, can you save that for your pizza?
You what?
I'm making fucking easy sweet kinda, got you.
Is that that?
Cheers, thank you mate.
What are you laughing at?
My chat.
You're just too funny you lot sometimes.
You're too funny, you're too funny.
I like the cop on you.
No I don't, I just can't dance.
Bite it and get stuck in your teeth.
Got a cop on the knife, yep.
Don't do that again.
Don't do what?
Don't be choking.
What the fuck has got him using that?
I'm waiting, we're talking.
I've just had an idea.
He's balcony doors open.
We need to get a rope.
A ladder.
There'll be a ladder in the garage.
The ring.
Not that, I've...
I've got to get a rope.
A ladder.
I could probably free climb that.
You could free climb it?
Yeah.
Oh well.
Fucking hell.
It won't be.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
First you get involved in.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because when you get involved, I get involved.
And I don't need to get involved in this at the minute.
Well, I asked you for a minute.
Yeah.
Because when you get involved I get involved and I don't I don't need to get involved in this at the minute
You need to try to come up with a fucking wall
Sorry, I don't like climbing into my mic room, do I?
How long do you want to wait for?
Just a little rebound from that one on Sunday night.
Oh, OK, nice.
Start doing this up.
Look, I've got McDonald's tomorrow, do I?
So I'll snitch at you now, and look at the snitcher over.
Jack, we don't get involved, and we're good.
Not our problem then, is it?
If we do get involved, we're the ones getting powered by the paintball gun.
Listen, between me and you, I'll say it, Charles has bottled it.
Charles has bottled it massively.
If Charles wanted to go to war today,
He booked a locksmith to be here.
He'd be here by now, he'd be in his room,
he'd be doing whatever the fuck he wanted,
but he can't, he bolded it.
How did the war start?
How did the war start?
I actually believe Chaz has started it.
I tell you, he did the painting thing,
but then he said, I'm going to get you wall painted back.
I said, fucking, too right you are.
And then Chaz started his dream today, chat,
and went war is on. Am I wrong there? Am I right chap? Am I wrong though, are we?
You done mate? Thank you very much man.
I'm going to leave you to Chazza now.
You can have some of that, Joe.
I was joking, put it back.
No, my friends.
Chazza didn't start it, he did.
There was only one person who declared war, I'm pretty sure.
So...
And it was Chazza.
Between me and you, they say it war, I said, I'll give them, and at a minute, I'd probably say, take these with it.
Taged through the first stone, I agree with, however, it was Chazza that said, this is happening.
Law of Titles says revenge. Yeah, but me title, I'm ready, I'll just go and I don't know how to put me title.
Thank you very much.
Enjoy your holiday.
We'll do a cast, see you in a bit.
So that you read.
Yeah, you can have a few potatoes at a set.
Well, I haven't dropped the table.
Yeah, do you have more?
Yeah.
I'm going to let you taste it a bit, a nice and lovely, put it in a moment, we've got
a lot of protein there, you're talking probably 50 grams of protein per fillet, that's 100
We've got a few carbs in the potatoes, but they're healthier than what else we had.
Asparagus, they're good for you.
You've got a fucking nice meal there.
Very healthy, that's the main thing, healthy.
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What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?
By the way, Tatey's picking up a paintball gun to spray up all the rooms that house.
Yeah.
Apparently he is.
I don't know what we've done to him.
You declared war?
I didn't declare war.
Not to him.
I haven't even done it.
I haven't even had a chance to tell him.
So you start your stream on a vacation with war, it's been good.
Yeah, exactly, but if we're just going to met again,
which I mean, what's the point?
That's thoughtful, Prash.
I'm not going to finish GDA of all places.
Obviously, you're going to watch a stream, like you're watching it now.
Yeah, no, but I'm using all of the information now.
If he can say things are too far over private message,
I can say things are too far.
Like this.
Out of my chance.
Out of the fucking way.
Oh, no.
Cut it on you there.
Oh, you got my kid anyway.
Cut it on you there.
What?
I was just proving to you you can trust me.
Oh, I got my kid on me.
Oh, fine.
Anyway.
Well, you need to finger-apply, because I'm not involved with this.
Oh yeah, my plan's great. Do you want to load a plan?
You know me, I'll happily play games all day.
I don't need to come out of this room for a while.
That's true, I'll give you that.
I'm happy, yeah? This is my happy place.
You're happy, Larry?
I've got the drinks, I've got some food, I'm fucking buzzing.
I'm going to hiding.
That's really cute, mate.
That's nice, mate.
You've got the Taurious family going.
What?
What sort of fucking handwriting is that?
Can I show this to you?
Yeah, of course, it's just the same.
Look at the fucking Taurious handwriting I've ever seen in my life.
Ah, look at me.
I've gone with a fucking belt pen as well, was it?
Ah, oh, look at me.
My mum and dad actually did well for themselves.
That means they're Tauri.
what I'm just born into what I'm born into.
Mate, I thought they've got decent jobs, is it?
That is posh and right if I don't see that.
You should do the prescribed partial.
Yes.
How dare your family do well in life?
Jesus, you should not...
Everyone should be born into poverty.
Is that how it works?
That's disgusting.
That's not how it fucking works.
Get out of there.
I'm not a fan anyway.
I'm doing a chaotic deal with him, right?
What is it during Covid?
You know, when everyone...
What now?
Yeah, I'm going to have to do a big shop.
I'm going to have to do a big shop.
Yeah, you get on a pilot role, because that's the first thing people go off for some reason.
Ah, no, but the thing is, I don't need to run.
I don't mind sink.
Ah, yeah.
I understand.
Jack, maybe I'll just do it in the shower.
Have you tried your key on your stuff?
That's a really good point.
I doubt that it would work.
Of course, I don't want to mess with him, because, do you know what I mean?
I'll take his monitor to cash converter, and he'll try and fucking me cash.
He capped my dad or something, do you know what he's like?
He's fucking pushing, all just fucking...
Pow!
He'll just fucking kill you.
I'll make this happen.
I don't want to fuck with him.
Honestly, he's a fucking nut job.
He is a fucking nut job.
That is his top to be fair.
It's XL, it's mine now.
Thank you.
We need to get out of here.
Also, Jack, I actually can't take part in this war because my fucking door doesn't lock.
Like, my door just does not lock whatsoever.
Now it wants to lock.
No, he can't lock it.
Fuck the locker, can this helps in there?
No.
He wants to lock it and wants to unlock it.
No.
Fuck off.
See if this one locks it.
No way.
Fuck off!
I fucking at least know what to do now.
One's to lock and one's to unlock.
Why not just give it on the same, what sort of lock is that?
Imagine having two front door keys, like what the fuck is that?
I thought I'd be separate earphones.
Oh at least we're in.
What a weird thing to laugh at.
Right, it's seven o'clock and we need to go be in queue.
Fucking lot of this fucking doing out of nowhere, I can't.
He's curing, he's curing.
Oh this shit, he's got the key.
Right, that is the hiding ginger.
Where you going now?
Thank you.
That's good, just go, go, go, go.
What?
But it's gone, it's been sliced.
Right, we're gonna be using my cover case, but.
That's fine.
That's fine.
No, you can still come up like that.
Yeah, you can still come up.
I'll rejoin the communication.
Oh, don't run, man.
What's yours called, gentlemen?
Oh
We need a quicker to drive this train whoa, I mean just
He told me to come out!
He told me to come out!
He told me to come out!
He's not going to make a face out of us.
How do you find the flu, Simon?
Just...
You got it?
That's quite funny.
Right.
Oh, that's hard.
See, we got it.
So I have to drag over it.
No, not again.
We're a better rush here.
We're in a rush, Bob!
Chazza, go to the road mate.
good to go see Balsam
all right let's go there we one minute chat cancel the chat a minute
BING CHEW!
good touch sorry back oh
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I'm involved in your war, I'm doing my own stuff, I'm going to be in queue to paint my
wall that you fucked up, by the way that's why, and then you do whatever the fuck you
want to do.
Bro, I tell you one thing, I've left my key on the summer in the house, can we have
a grace period till I'm back?
No, just only for that, I'm three minutes away from the house, I'm going in and you're
getting it, this is the first round, you are getting it, goodbye.
Okay, okay.
Goodbye.
It was off now.
Yeah, again, I'm sorry.
Who wants that off now?
Yeah, again, I saw that.
And you don't know why you stressed up like he's about to get bad 8-1 by pro.
I don't.
You know what, boys? I deserve this.
No, you don't.
You don't deserve this, I just said.
Yeah, you do.
You don't deserve it.
What are you putting to get from it?
And it didn't even sell them in doorbells.
What?
They didn't courage it.
Well, we ain't got... we ain't got courage.
Courage is a concern.
Oh.
You're cooked, boy, aren't you?
Yeah, I know. He's cooked until I literally draw a massive cock on the front of his bonnet.
That'll go off, that'll be good.
Good content, that content car.
Exactly, it's the content car.
Parts on the drive in the content house, it's content.
Or we could call Heather at the same time.
We could do that.
I'm already joking, he'd never do that, he'd never do that.
Yo Alex, I've got three bombs, bro!
Are you going to go in there?
Yeah, I'm going to come in here, because I'm going to bike the road.
Oh my God, the drill-out is fucking locked!
So I'm going to do it.
Let me pass it.
Oh my God, sweetie, it's calf content!
We've actually killed it.
Yeah, great.
Chas, you can do what I've done.
You what?
Right, I've got fucking slushies tired, slushies tired.
But what I would say is, you know,
are you going to fire back with the same energy?
No, it's not, you'll fire back 20 times, aren't you?
Fucking, I'm not saying anything because I'm involved in it.
I've got a plan. I've got a plan. We'll meet up outside.
Why am I outside?
Because it's in the middle of where we've had this go.
I'm going to switch in.
Hold on a minute. I don't know. Sorry. You can't go in yet.
You can't go in yet.
Look, I've got these fucking shits.
Great respect. Let's close this, Sue.
So just keep my stream on.
I'll just follow you down.
Follow you around. We'll do that for a while.
BOOM!
Wait, what paint? That's the question. What paint?
No, it was me a minute. Blue? What?
Are you fucking...
Are you deranged? Are you alright?
Yeah, because it's for charity.
Oh, you weren't that full charity.
I did.
No.
No, just wear it for style.
Oh, no.
You don't get to chat.
Right, paint.
Don't wear it forever.
Pardon? Can't wait forever, I'm not gonna do one, that's just a chart, yeah?
Also, I actually believe Chaz has had a masterclass there, I'm not gonna say anything, but I think he's had a masterclass.
Red for United? No, no, no, chat. Are we fucking... are we alright there?
I'm covering up my wall, but he's painting on.
Soft stone, ain't that?
Not in twine.
Nutmeg white?
Just walled up.
This is quite a serious thing, you're taking the piss.
Walls, no.
Yeah, no, I get what you're saying.
And I'm hearing you loud and clear.
The wall notes.
Why?
Put your book.
What sort of, why is it?
It's only different kinds of why.
Why is it...
I don't like this paintball shit.
You see me, it's on there.
I can just wall note you have.
Walls note?
Yeah, I can just wall note them.
just walls not what is this that you keep saying you talking not mad why ain't
that bone why and what's living on here
coach Kenya
No worries, I'm going to get her just walnut, because I think that's a white, that's about
that.
Oh, white costume.
Yeah, there you go.
See, they're paying 30 quid for a fucking drop.
Surely there's got to be bad ones.
That's a brush, you fucking moron.
Brush over it.
No, it's just going to...
Oh, brush, wouldn't I?
Oh, brush, wouldn't I?
Oh, brush, wouldn't I?
Oh, brush, wouldn't I?
Oh, brush, wouldn't I?
Oh, brush, wouldn't I?
Oh, brush, wouldn't I?
Oh, brush, wouldn't I?
be more of.
You can't brush over it.
No I'm just getting over it, wouldn't I?
Just like you did with brush over the sevens.
What are you getting at on there?
Right I think we have to be like no because it's not white, white mind.
But I could just pay all of it.
Yeah.
Oh my God, all white and I use A's and I can put the England flag behind us.
Not for politics for the World Cup.
mainly, mainly the World Cup
mainly, mostly the World Cup
alright, 50-50
alright, let's go, white cotton
and then, he's already got the rat and his brushes
just need brushes
you can roll with that
yeah, but there's ladies there, so we'll walk on and avoid them
oh, there you go
nah
Yeah I'll go roll this
Anything else that I might want?
Oh mate
11 quid
But you get the tray here, I'm gonna go for the tray
Gloves, why are you paying? Do you know how they wear gloves?
Yeah, I don't know
Oh not for £7 you don't?
Absolutely not
You need...annualice him.
And either way, by the...
I used to play for Spurs.
It was only a match.
Yeah.
What's...an Olson?
I'll ask someone.
Shader paint?
Nah, not that.
An Olson.
An you...an...an you Olson?
I never met him, I'm like, it's not me.
Oh, here you go.
The 11-quad.
No trade, I give you no trade.
It's all about the trade.
Yeah.
What type of paint do you use for your walls?
Really white.
Mate, paint's paint.
Wah-ha.
Um...
There you go.
It is ending also.
There you go. It is ending also.
So we're good.
I've got brushes, I've got paint.
I need an actual, just a single brush for the red flag.
Yeah, over there.
Oh, I need tape.
What's this?
Tape and drape, what's that?
It's like, I think that's what we need.
Is it? Oh my God.
That's the last one you need.
There's nothing I need.
Do I need any paper to put on the floor so I don't get it on the carpet?
That's what they're old for.
Pardon?
That's what they're old, it is for.
Are you...
Are you doing anything?
Are you being delivered with this?
Thank you.
That's what the trays for. The trays to put paints in.
Have you got the mask?
What are you going on about?
Do you know the finders who keep the surf area of the moon?
And that means that they're...
Are you fucking stretched on there? Are you just fucking bomb cake?
Hello? She has her to earth.
I need paper with... okay.
Okay
Mate I speak about what I got a fucking gas mask
I ain't taking no time three quid. I don't mind that two center. Thank you
33 30p saved
I'll get a full fucking alpha
Must be something that works, eh?
There's some of the bike in the camera as well, but this house is a lot better off.
That's very clean after the evening.
Oh no, I'm a learning.
Nah, fuck that.
I ain't gonna get it on Astro.
I've got some chat saying it, and I'll say some useful information here.
Oh, I've just gone on and some guy...
Sorry, some guide, sorry.
I don't know if he's almost actual or not.
He's doing me to say that.
He's called Odeal, or A-Deal.
He put Stop the Boats reform.
So we're not going to put that.
We'll cut sandpaper.
Why do I need sandpaper?
You what? Sorry?
I'm not there to thin the wall.
I think they're chatting shit, to be honest.
Hang on, hang on.
Is this for the floor?
Perfect.
11 quid?
Very good, thank you. Are you Tracer?
I'm Bloodpanking.
Very good.
You've got everything?
Yeah, I've just got a little bit of a mess on me wall, so I've got some white paint
to paint over it. I've got something to put on the floor so I don't go on the floor.
I've got a mask for the fumes, and I've got a roller and a tray for the fumes.
That's for the fumes.
For the fumes?
Yeah.
Didn't you before?
I've done it a couple of times, and it's quite strong sometimes.
Yeah, we're back from overseas again.
By them
Where I'm the overalls all right, okay
See you
She says that piss army
She was nice
100s and almost
Banser I got pay for this
One little tracer.
He's better not like, by the way, if this has got some liquid, I'm taking the quid worth
of subs off him.
This shall check out.
Perfect.
Yeah, I'm on the line.
Oh, I get it.
That's 30 quid.
4.31 quid.
No back on it, that's nothing for you.
Oh, no amount of found it.
1388 you don't need to have the safety.
Could be worse, could be bad.
Oh man, I only mean the form of it.
Would you consider one pound for you, you know?
That's about as heavy as this.
So I can cut about that here. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you very much, have a good day tracer.
See you Tracer.
Oh, I love Tracer.
What, I love the woman.
Well, I'm gonna go for a bunch of switch.
Oh, you know, what's the bash cut?
It's a 19, but then it saved me from doing it.
When you and Chaz will meet off and everything,
and then it starts missing...
Why has it not been done yet then?
Cos I'm waiting for a countdown.
Three...
Two...
Stupid. Excuse me. Some stupid sarcastic f***ing s**t.
I think he's sarcastic, yeah.
Oh, I can't wait for that.
Tonight we appear.
Hello? No!
Well, so she just asked, should we be giving it in for free?
No, he's got way too much money not to spend.
Technically it is free for him, anything he buys is free.
I'm going to help you find it.
I'm going to check it out.
Are we back? Are we back on?
Could be quicker.
Check if you're getting like, it's the backpack.
We're on.
We're on.
Close, I'll close mate, I'll close.
OK, yeah.
How's that going to be?
Good and all that.
Yes.
Thank you.
Oh, good mate.
Thanks so much.
OK, mate.
Have a good one, yeah?
OK, see you later.
See you later, mate.
What are the odds on Chas not being in Corrie's and being in JD getting some of that?
Quite high.
Well, it's the best shop in the air, so it probably will be.
Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't believe.
Yeah.
Sure, Chas.
If we go JD, I'll get you some of that.
under ten pounds of the condition to play make sure you read the orphan
Give you a sock. Oh, I know where Tays is
He's not actually
I'm assuming the fire I'm sure we should he's got you that's all to the Smith store. I used to live there
Not not exactly where he was like
Yeah, well that was my go to
She didn't need to live there.
I think Chaz is in Lidl.
I thought I would go JD.
Chaz Lidl or JD, where shall we go?
Sorry.
Where shall we go Lidl or JD?
JD, JD, JD.
It's fucking JD, it's on.
It's on.
to be fair little stays open later than JD so we'll go JD see what I've got and then
I'll go a little.
Hello, it's me.
All right, mate, how are you?
I'm good, mate, you?
I'm good, mate.
You OK?
Yeah, I'm doing well.
J.D. now.
Yeah, OK.
Have a good one, yeah?
Yeah.
It's Green Zone, innit?
I just realised when Tage thinks war's a thing,
I'm just going to go J.D. if you're Green Zone.
Yeah?
Fucking genius.
Man, they never find new songs.
Perfect, that long gone.
Also, why did he send my fella with him?
Why I see him today?
I don't know, I fucking like that.
Anything?
Just to see some of the faces.
Whoa!
The best place on Earth.
No, that definitely wasn't a chef.
Oh, the horror.
Horror.
Oh, that pink set, that's nice.
That's really nice, that.
Okay, pink to make the girls wink.
Sorry.
Is that a bit me? Is that a bit you Chas? No, I'm being positive. Is it? Yeah.
SHALOND!
Nice.
Nice.
Fuck off, I've not got the jacket in me size.
I mean it's sold out because it's so good.
Fucking bastards. Bastards.
See I don't fancy doing delivery driver take two.
So I'll leave that one.
Get the pinkie, I would like to but they've not got my size in my jacket.
This is a shame really.
Unless I just don't, or maybe I get a jacket from somewhere else, it's blue.
What, you're looking this one?
It is nice to be fair.
They have got your size in your jacket.
Ah, it's good to know.
With JD, if it ain't on the shelves, they're at the store.
It's not on the shelves, you don't want it.
If it's not on the shelves, you don't want it.
And you know, I think that's a sign from JD, that to say, do you know what,
maybe that's not the right fit for you.
I don't rate it.
I rate it higher than blue.
Yeah, no, you're saying blue.
That was a point of blue.
Is this the one you're on about?
No pink.
No, I don't mind this.
I do it all day, sir.
They've not got me sizing pink,
so we're asking to adapt.
What face?
Who?
Light face, Joe.
Are you making one?
Joe, I don't know how I look.
Yeah, right, okay.
Oh, we just go fuck it.
Like, pants up.
Fuck it, why not?
Fucking tunes in here.
Large or XL, would it? Or jump or something?
This is large.
Also, very man, I've got a T-shirt on it, and a quarter's it.
Yeah, that's all right. Don't mind that lads.
Oh, they only got a medium.
What, what a yodlin' of medium jacket fitting me. Probably not very high.
It's more than length more than anything. Now the width is actually all right now.
We've managed to keep the jungle far off, it's just more the the length, because I'm so tall
6 foot 2, England Patriot, have to buy him that pain
What's my chat saying? You've got to get that now. Yeah, that's to be fair I do
Pinky's better, I've fucking
Are we listening? They've not got me, I've just asked actually just to
No, I think he's clear.
Excuse me mate, if you've not got a size out there, you've got it in the back of it probably not going to be enough.
Can I have a look for the large in pink?
Yeah, I've got a star here.
Thank you mate.
He's got it now.
If he's got it now on a lucky deck, I'd be nice to go up.
Oh, I know this thing.
Poggy detail.
shit, one of those
i'm just a joke
sort of like a child
fucking fellow runner
fucking make me bang kinda be dry
i don't like this pop child
there you go, funny man
Thanks mate. Large or XL please. I'm just gonna fucking whack these on whatever I buy.
He's in here now.
There's one of these from Scamberg.
I'll just have a large one please.
Ledger.
Told you always check the back.
Fucking looking at back
Fucking getting
Guess what?
There's a lot of
If that works by the way, I'm a fucking genius
We told you yeah, right fair enough to what I apologize
When I feel the need to
How nice is it, Chaz?
Do you need anything from JD's house?
Stop doing that. Do you want that?
Do you want it? What size?
Large.
Chaz has been given.
Right, Chaz.
I'm in JD, you made the best shop in the world.
Oh, you're JD, you come back to the car, don't you?
Yeah, I will do, yeah.
All right, all right.
Why, are you at the car?
Yeah, yeah, could you grab me some...
Can I...
Grab your fuck car, mate.
You're only getting that if that works.
Hold it.
If it worked, it's going to be the best play in fucking history.
Seriously, it'll be unbelievable.
Look at it, look at it.
I'm not looking for anything, you need to get me gear, eh?
Right, I need me paint shots, large.
I'll probably be a large top man, but I can't really try that on, so I'll go back to that just in case.
Oh a horror there again. This space is yours. It's not in the back. I think it's one gone
That's a small, that's a small, that's a small, that's a medium, yeah please, thank you mate.
We'll just have to order online.
I figured the battle's speak to that.
So you want some bargains in that reduce tail?
Absolute bargains. Try on a medium. It's a lunch more than anything. If I get in a
medium now, it'll be the first time I've ever wore a medium in about genuinely three
years and I've just saw a genuinely cranked.
Absolutely because you come.
Of course, yeah.
Nice one, thank you.
No worries, no worries.
Put one together.
You're supposed to say that to my group chat.
Yeah.
Nice one, thank you.
You need to try a yoghurt berries in Hale.
Who?
Yoghurt berries in Hale.
It's frozen yoghurt.
It's frozen yoghurt.
You need to try it.
Right.
Okay. Yug Berries in Hale.
Yeah, yeah. Please say hi to my group chat.
Hello there to the group chat. I want you all to do them out. You absolute legends.
Thank you!
No problem.
Yeah, try a Yug Berries.
Yeah, I'll try it. I'll try it.
I ain't fucking trying it.
This is large.
No, this is medium.
Medium?
That's it.
Fuck off, I can fit mediums.
Yeah, but look.
Nice little crop top.
When in your life have you ever...
Just one minute.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, Michael?
Yeah, just put up one more game.
Yeah.
What's all happening today?
I'm just figuring out how hard it should go in Charlotte.
Yeah, I've actually had no one's booked a pitch.
I don't know if we're playing a team.
We've not got a team ourselves.
So probably not, mate.
Unless we book a pitch for nine, I don't mind.
Should we do ten?
I can do 10.
I'll do whatever mate, I'm not assed.
I'm not disorting it this time.
Right, so Chaz has to message Corey so we need to know if that's happened first of all.
I won't go, I don't try to do it.
No, I wouldn't either.
Okay, so we need to start a team, so we've got me and you Chaz.
Mote will probably do it.
Jesus, Mote will do it.
They're still riding up to the top.
Yeah.
Right, well let me just finish in JD, the best shop of all.
And then I'll sort it out, I want to get out.
Jesus, we're doing a favour.
It's a proof that you're not involved in this war.
Depends what it is.
So, I'm in Slap.
All right, done.
I'm out. He's in an Uber.
Who's in an Uber?
Jesus, he's got himself in an Uber.
All right, go fuck yourself
I know I expect nothing more from the fucking cock me self-centered asshole
Right it closes in 15 minutes make an out you are not just I'm not sure why I'm trying to rush you both to try
Me polite at the same time
If that's all right
Yeah, see you about make bye
Right need large I think I need large
It's the length.
I mean it fits, but...
What do you think we're gonna be doing now?
Yeah, but it's just natural like...
I mean a quarter's... I think a quarter's a pop.
Ladies don't get turned on.
Ladies?
I'm done.
Stop... Stop filming me.
you
you
you
you
you
You
They're behind you. No, they ain't.
Who was there last time? Yeah, they were there last time, weren't they?
That's all right.
I want some white and pink trailers.
I got you that, haven't I?
I get some sliders as well. I'm ugly crocs but I mean I do what I just go for a slider
for. I mean you can wear them out and about and your feet get hurt. What size are you?
Size 12. 10. 11. What the fuck do your feet message you?
11. What do you say?
Can you do the fuck to your feet, man?
It's just gonna get hurt.
Heeeeyd!
You fucking dick.
Pink phone one-tenths? What the fuck are they?
Ooh.
Have you seen them?
I don't think so, mate.
I've seen them, that's fine.
Are you all right, Leeds?
Oh, maybe.
Oh, they're kids, aren't they?
the women's one thing yeah they're not they're not men's
other there are one of the women's
or 95s nothing I've got a job
I've got some in your boot.
Got a pink one.
Yeah, I've got some pink ones in your boot.
They're very rare.
They're rare?
Yeah, I've got a lot of JD's here.
Wow, that's good.
Perhaps we can get one again now.
What's your miss approach, people?
What approach?
I'm just having a look at trainers.
One ten you've rolled 95, one tens, what's the difference, you know what I mean, 15.
I'm here all week.
Shit, I might go for a backwards cap, look, it could just turn like me.
Should I get a pink cap and go for a backwards cap, look?
I think I have to pull it off, aren't I?
I've got to try and chat.
What in the ad do you see?
Bro, this bit's going to go off, bro.
Bit's going off.
Full pink with blue and white sliders.
Cut of it.
Cut of it.
I'd get white and pink if they had me.
This is the thing though, we need to plant these somewhere.
That's what it looks like.
I've got them off this.
Fucking hell, that's nice there for 25.
And there's still the shorts to go with it.
What's, oh wow, that's a big drop.
I thought that off, just leave that.
I don't like it a lot.
There's a bargain there.
That full set for that. Awesome, we got it.
You're alive? Oh my God, thank you so much.
Yes!
Can I hang on a minute? I think we've got one here on sale.
I've got one here on sale as well, the same one as mental on sale, they're fucking crazy.
The juice section is really good.
Do you want your hoodie or not?
I might as well change your moves and get changed, you know. I might as well change
your moves and get changed, you know. I might as well change your moves and get changed,
you know.
You okay, mate? Thank you. Cheers. How's that come on, Phil?
No, there's no trainers. They also don't stock size tolls, so I can't get any trainers.
Need the grey shorts, not the pink. What's the fucking point?
Well, it would actually work. I've got grey anyway, at home.
Crocs, I don't know, I'm not getting pink crocs. I've got me on crocs.
I think he's worth getting a ball pump.
I want a Yawson ball, if they've always got a flat ball.
Cabrini, that was the one when I was growing up that.
Edge of Toinkabrini I was.
I got the pink, and the pink has shown up.
from where it up.
No P6000s.
I could get a football.
I always choose a football.
He's gonna lose one anyway. See what that reduced section over there mate. He's fucking brilliant. So many offers I've got on them
The Tray second of May what date is it?
Fuck that sweet late. Is that when it comes in stores?
Okay
Okay first
I get mine on Friday.
That's nice.
That's a little cup bar if no one was, uh, clued up.
It's like, you know, this is a Premier League bar.
They've had a pink one, I get one.
I must admit the music in here is quite good.
I'm good.
Can't work without a bad salt score on there.
Ain't even moving.
Well.
Hold it.
I just can't go over that with you.
Actually, that was fucking unbelievable.
35 quid for all that, it's fucking...
What a bargain.
Oh, hang on.
It's a 100, isn't it?
I'm gonna let this all off, pal.
What's scary? The cage, what? Oh, that'd be very expensive. Fix that.
I don't know if you've got fucking epilepsy or this camera's moving. Big difference, mate.
Ooh, value.
That can't be right.
That's definitely not right, that.
Definitely a couple of them on a couple of them, mate.
Definitely a couple of them that were missing on there.
Didn't work.
Er, card please.
Watching that black jacket,
can we follow that off, if that's not works?
I think it's been absolutely fantastic.
Would you like to give 20 pence?
Nope.
Thank you.
If they'd have worked and they'd give 20 quid, but fucking joke.
Yeah, I found them as well.
They really don't fucking work.
Thank you very much mate. Have a good one.
Thank you mate.
Fucking joke mate. I thought I had him.
I had it.
Got it.
Absolutely got it.
Thank you.
Always take your shoulder if you have. Thank you.
Always check your shoulders.
Really cool.
You OK mate?
You OK?
You all right mate, yeah?
Can we get a picture with you?
Go for it mate, go for it.
Why would a fucking insta?
Guys you don't.
I'm out here.
Hang on, guys.
Yeah man, always.
Good to see you, bro.
Good to see you.
Get me out of here, that was my dad.
I was fucking with his folks.
It's okay mate, yeah?
Yeah, I'm sorry mate.
It is mate, yeah?
I said she's going in and I'm like, I feel you are, but fucking you aren't.
What are you thinking mate, are you?
What are you thinking mate?
How are you doing?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
How are you doing?
It's fine, isn't it?
Cheers mate.
No worries mate.
Have a good one mate, yeah?
Can you?
Yeah man, can you?
You like it?
Yeah, I'm working a lot.
Can I take your picture?
Of course you can, yeah, of course you can.
The door is going to be so sharp.
Hey, quite a little.
I didn't mean quite a little.
Have a good one mate, yeah?
You should have taken care of it, mate.
You should have, mate, yeah.
Oh, you know it's for her.
Oh, thanks. She's going to be so well.
No worries. Have a good one, yeah?
Thanks so much.
No worries.
Can you have his hand back?
Sort of like me being an ex-supporter, or something.
He's a... he's an ex-supporter, by the way.
Interesting Mum, but we handle the situation cam'la.
Oop, there we go, there we go.
Right, we go back to the bobbhouse, get changed, put the pink fit on, see what's happening!
Alright, shawing!
Oh, shit, Chester's at the car.
He might have gone over.
Oh yeah, fair enough.
With us all open...
Hearts will be Scotty's premiership champions if they beat Falc, Falcork and sell and sell to it loose to Motherwell
Fucking hell, I bet people will be tuning in for that
But the dice are the result
Right, I'm thinking now back to the house get changed now we need to lock in short football out book a pitch
I'm just gonna fucking let everyone know Buff Salona is not on just in case they don't want
to have a nice or quick selfie.
Just letting... oh dear, this is easier.
Yes, everyone, just let you all know Buff Salona is not on tonight, obviously the season's
ended so we are gonna do a little bit of a break and then next season we will be hitting it back in division 2
I will see you all there. I was reminding you what is not on tonight
Selona update
There we go, that's pissed me off that I'm a soccer a lot fit
I look at these trains I've got here let's have a look
I hear them I'm not
Nope they're not here now
They'll be in me house
Whoa whoa whoa
Right Chas
I want to get close to you I'm not fazing on that, I've got a little tazer in the city game
Shot.
Mate!
Well, there we go.
I've got a chat up.
There we go, chat.
Nail.
On the go, if it's free, I know.
Typical stage, innit?
Cameras don't y'all. I said I'm fucking glad you said it.
Pigeon there.
Joking.
It's fucking all right here.
That fucking sun's beaming, innit?
There we go.
1-0 pallets, imagine.
Oh my god, it is 1-0 pallets.
What the fuck?
Oh wow.
City man asked me on my win the league.
Don't need his hands.
Offside apartment.
Got a way around there straight, haven't they?
Nearly one note.
Wow.
I still won't be P.S.K.
No way.
Don't take fame, break down, I'm trying to hide
Everything's changed, it's time to start
You're gonna be the cruiser
That's what's so disheathed, me, I see in Byron words, the final
I'm gonna be the same, I'm all in love
And the final
The final is anyone's game chat
You're gonna be the same, you're gonna be the same
So, you do that, you could do it all over, but I doubt it.
Cheers.
What?
Do you need to say it's true or something?
Is that so?
Pretty sure, yeah.
Do you know what I don't get about that, though?
Why you decide to speak and tell me that?
Fun facts.
Fun fact, I give you a fun fact, in a minute you're jobless in a minute
It's not really fair, oh it's a bit of Justin Bieber
Great tune
Do you prefer, Jack, old Justin Bieber songs on kind of current Justin Bieber songs?
This would be a current Justin Bieber song
Which one do you prefer?
I've got the Bill Charlton
why is he not staying at the house instead of not staying at the house Jimbo
who the fuck is said that Jimbo
If you take your back to me
Come every day
I love that
Please put the grindin'
At least you're all I've had
My eyes are blind
And I don't think there's always tomorrow
And people are too attacking people
Well that's lost mate, I'll see you there
Cup final, what about your tickets for the cup final?
I wouldn't have cut final iron sooner than that, we've sold about 1.6 million, so yeah, the more we can sell the better, I would appreciate you all getting the support of the boys.
It should be a good day out as long as we're going to get some hopefully performance at half time, I'm not locked in yet, I won't try for it.
Go on Echo, thank you everyone for the 16.
It's all here in the rightest way, looking like it has to be.
Wild and wild, she is a man
And a man
And a man
And a woman going like this
She gave her to my kids
Man and baby
Word to grace
To the name
The satchel
To the name
To name
Wow, do you kiss me on the mouth?
Love me like a sailor, when you get the taste
Tell me what's the flavor
I don't believe in God, but I believe in God, what I say
My heart says that she's worthy, but I'm the man that you say
When you get dirty, I'm the man that you want
The song is called Sailor Song, you can see it
The hometown was now
And we are the eyes of the place
My love, you can't get out there
Stay all the time
She's gonna stand out
Right now
Just the other man
Let me like you said
And let you get a taste
Fuck it, tell me what's the flavor
I don't believe you got it
I believe that you're my savior
But
Fuck it, tell me what's the flavor
I don't believe you got it
you
you
you
you
you
Drive. So what we do is we go in there, that's how you do it. So we open the drive.
She was driving, now someone's over there, now the white car's over there, and she's
stuck in the middle of the road, she's now stuck on the top of the road filming that.
The quicker the gate opens, the safer I'll be.
I think you are right, it is the same car, because they are now turning around.
I think it is.
As you drove past, she locked her eyes and was like...
Hmmmmmmm...
And then yeah.
Yeah.
So...
It's unfortunate.
It's just not the same else.
Yeah.
It's just bad timing really.
But also I've got particular boys.
You know what I mean?
At the minute there's a war going on here.
I don't want to come anywhere.
I don't want to take part in the crossfire with Tayden's fucking...
What Tayden's got planned.
I've not that fucking dick just threw some at me car.
I don't know, I was there, I was sure it was nothing that was going to damage the case archer.
It's a water balloon.
It's a water balloon.
It doesn't pop anywhere.
He's planning something.
Now there's a white car on my drive, who's fucking parked on my drive?
She's got it near before me already.
You want me already?
Oh, it's me.
Hello.
Now you're all right. Are you going to be leaving?
When are you leaving?
I'll be back in an hour.
No worries.
Mate, I feel sorry for Colin.
No!
There's one left.
Oh
What
Fuckin' Scruffy hanging little bastard.
It was Vodzotter sat here.
They ain't Vodzotters, but let's be real.
I've seen him hand it over.
Honestly, I've got no respect for people's things. It's pissing me off.
Oh, they're me trainers.
Fuck yeah, burn that, the pink ones.
No, you're about the black and pink ones.
Put the dark green pink.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got it.
One one, didn't it, left him in my lap?
Ah, got it.
There are beenos.
I can't see the chat in a minute, just as he's bearing me one minute, sorry.
I was going to say, has he locked himself in the room?
No, but I was going to lock things up.
He's come down with a wheelchair.
Say that again, I was going to lock things up.
He's come down with an axel, but he's the one who locked him.
Robby keys.
He's got my stairs.
I think he looks like he's through a lot of trouble,
or a room or something.
And then look to the door.
Look, I know where my room is with the keys.
He's in your room. He's in his room with my shoes.
So you can't lock your door.
So if I get in my room...
I love them wall ones in his window.
He probably doesn't open since then.
He's a nice little cunt, he's really dressed so early as you can.
Don't, you've been out of the house to dry out. Put your hands in the air.
Hands in the air. Hands in the fucking air.
Okay? You'll bring me my way out of there.
If one person fucks out.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
Fucking puttin' me out of that trice.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not feeling happy.
He's leaking. Can you hold it?
Listen, one person's getting his keys back.
He's here.
Alright?
Yeah.
So I'm gonna need ya.
Yeah, if I, he's leaking all over me for.
Your for?
All over.
So, you're, so...
Am I happy for? You're nothing.
I'm not happy as well, but we're not starving!
Slowly, we'll show you what we've done. Slowly, we'll show you what we've done.
I want to go.
I'm not happy too well, but we're not so happy.
Slowly, we'll show you what it's like.
Slowly, we'll show you what it's like.
You missed.
I'm just fucking getting a drink.
That's me at the trick.
Why'd you run away?
It's in the next room and Sunday, so you can come in.
That's a good one, isn't it?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No, some food.
No points.
You got no time for this, mate.
Okay.
Come on.
You don't like food if you like them all good?
You look quite comfortable.
I haven't checked your breakfast.
I've got a shit to breath.
Have we got a football? Have we got a football side?
Do you look like Jack Sparrow?
Who does?
Do you look like Jack Sparrow?
No you don't look like Jack Sparrow.
Do you saw what I just saw there?
Jack Sparrow.
Here's your money man.
Here'll be your fruit.
Just come and get me in a minute.
Three, two, one, now.
What do you say?
I think it's like I get involved there.
I'm going to go man.
I'm going to keep getting caught on the crossfire.
James?
Yep.
Not bad, is it?
So we'll go show them that, and we're going to see them walk up these stairs.
I don't know if that's even fucking little water.
Nice and slow
Right, let's try and get him to open up
Because he's not a meta game, is he?
No, probably not
He's probably on stream on my stream, I don't even know if I'm on it
Nah, he's not meta game
Well you meta game, so we're gonna meta game
I'm gonna go out of here
I'm not.
Fuck.
I'm not going to go without you.
It's not going to fuck you, man.
Don't fuck with me, though.
Oh.
How is he locked the door in time?
I've got the air fire on!
Chas?
You alright?
Can you let me in mate?
What's up?
Can you let me in?
Absolutely no.
Why?
You're cooking the dinner mate.
What are you cooking your dinner in there?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to get you to put the string up.
I'm not going to eat your bread tonight, I'm going to prepare it.
He just opened the door for me so I could come in.
Why did you leave me the car back?
Uh-oh, my eyes go.
Why did you have to go?
Jack, the chicken's trip took you 10 minutes.
Hello?
Can you let me in?
Mike, I told you I've got the door slot.
Oh.
What is this there?
It's another battery.
What's this sound, eh, Chaz?
Chaz!
Are you going to let me in or not?
Chaz, I'm behind the movie camera!
Oh, both cans are flying, cans are flying!
Is he fucking deaf?
I'm the one with your camera!
Oh, Vod, Vod, camera's on the fly, camera's on the fly!
Is he fucking dead?
Vod, can you help me here?
Vod!
Vod bit something.
What, why are you 17 years old?
I'll get you an Uber!
What?
I said I've got your camera here!
I've got that one!
No, you've got it!
It's flashing!
I've got to make it like that.
Turn it back to the key.
Why don't you just lock the pickies lock again?
Why don't you just lock the pickies lock again?
That would be cool.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.
You're in war when you do what you want.
Break it.
Now, don't break it. Now, how are you doing with that?
You ever see this? What would you do?
Sweet face of the war.
And guess what, Taddy's?
I've got your keys, buddy.
20-26 plate lamb roe, the sport. Wow, a lot of little paddle key chain. It goes lovely
next to your room door, kid.
He can't key here as well.
I'm not involved. There's something you could easily get involved.
I'm not going to get involved, because what could I do to get involved?
What could it be? I'd start pouring liquid under his door.
Pouring liquid? Like water, and then eventually he's going to want to stop in it.
It's a fucking good idea to make a few pranks, it's a good idea, I can't fuck it down.
No, no, no, no, no, no, why you ask? Why? It's my dream.
Why? You've got it.
Honestly, I've fucking come back like it's a painting while, I've come back mid-winter.
He locked himself in the room. He can't get into his room.
I just want to chime in. You know I can't tell.
Oh, honestly.
Where's your chap?
Right, yeah.
Go on.com, 2 and 12 mate!
Turning the electrics off.
I mean if he's on his backpack that would work.
I feel like that's a bit fine because you don't know who's the electrics or who's.
Wood core sealing damage to electrics and sealing.
Ooh!
That's what they do is obviously that minute. I'm just here to help you through.
put me into a night track suit on, see what it looks like in fucking crack on.
So shall we go and watch it?
I'm gonna eat this and watch what's about to happen to this and before.
It worked.
Why are we going in my bedroom?
I fuck him, you're as weakly as I sound.
You alright?
Well yeah, you made me bedridden just going to watch the world.
Oh, it's just the quickest water source.
You alright?
Yeah, I'm alright.
I found myself in a pickle, eh?
Well, put a water one in town, cos I didn't need it.
Nah, yeah.
Hello?
Yeah, Chad did get an Uber back.
How?
What's going on, Chad?
Oh, fucking, here we go.
Chas! Chas! Chas! This is your opportunity to our siege fighter.
Chas, what did he say?
Get in the car.
You get in the car.
Oh, I get it, you can't.
Oh, in any case, I'll look into your car.
Jack?
So this is your opportunity for a C's file?
This is my opportunity, is it?
I'm not even fired, I'm just going to hide it.
Exactly, so can I have a keys?
I'll go in, you can't even say. This isn't the floor, I'm scared enough.
Chas, my camera battery, my back-packed batteries are in my room.
Don't be afraid, boy.
Well, if you want to switch ingest, make a build for it.
Can you just please give him a room key?
Oh, mate, I can't, I can't.
But you start digging your own good in there, don't we? What's it benefiting you in there?
Well, yeah, honestly, when you should see what's going on in here, it's going off.
I've got a footy on, I've got the air fryer on.
I've got unlimited people for like 32 dog rolls, fruit, veg, chocky, PC, CS go case, and the genuine.
I could be there for ages.
I know, but I really need to get in my room to get my batteries.
Thank you.
Oh.
He's hanging them back in the pocket.
Good to have you live with your age.
Chaz?
Oh.
Chaz?
Charles.
Oh, the chicken fingers really don't.
Right.
Listen, there's only one thing we have to do there.
Turn off the power in the house.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
Charles.
Charles.
Charles.
Charles.
Charles.
Charles.
Charles.
Charlie!
Oh my god.
You saw how far I have to fucking get.
You have to come out.
You can turn it off.
You're going up here and right now?
Nah, I'll take you.
We need to know the doctor's head off.
You fucking arrested!
Oh!
That's what you're talking about!
Sorry!
You're saying we're in a pipe room?
No way we've got a pipe room!
Chicken's gone!
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm setting my alarm off.
Why?
He's in his room!
He has the arms going off!
Chas!
He's fucking taking it off!
I'll tell you what's going on!
Chas!
The arms going off!
Why would this work?
The arms!
I'm gonna get the axe out!
I'm gonna get the axe out!
I don't think you can hear it!
Yeah
Born a real one my backpack is gonna die
Explain why you don't what to get him out. Yeah
My logic chas
Get the speaker
Ah yes, speaker is in, speaker is in, because there's so many of them here that you can speak to them
You get to go and get to go
I think you can, I'll speak to them
I'll open all of them
It does
It's the most annoying thing ever
Right
Chaz?
Chaz?
This is the five minute announcement before all the power gets switched off in your room
No they're not the downstairs!
Alright, so that's good mate.
I think we're going to have a fun show on the bridge, go!
That is true. That is true.
Oh!
That's what I see.
You check right into here.
Yeah, yeah.
Because when I went downstairs, I didn't go on my phone, so I couldn't make a game.
So I didn't know...
In the past, no one's asked.
So I didn't know that...
In the past.
No, that you ran downstairs.
Yeah, I just, Chud is actually out playing in there, he's on, he's got a car.
He's got an open heart to the door, before they, uh, must get here.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I'll do it.
No one else.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm showing the game.
What's your last ever score?
Who did the same?
I'm selling you.
Can we film that?
I think we got football in our arm.
Have we got a box yet?
Hey, do not play, he has to be in the next one's quarry.
Chazza, have you messed his quarry for football?
What?
Hello?
He does that from where he ignores us, but they fight him in the back there.
Does that tell me you're not losing yet?
Chazza, you've never been in the next one's quarry!
I think I heard him say he thinks we've got a footballer tonight.
You've got to say he's got a footballer.
You know what, Chas?
Yeah, do you think, like, did you mess his quarry before?
Yeah.
Has he got a team side?
Er, I told him, said he was talking to you.
What, 10 o'clock?
Yeah, but 10 o'clock tonight, we've got to jump on football tonight. 9, 10, he's getting drunk.
Yeah, how would that work?
If we've got a footballer tonight?
Yeah, how's that going to work if you've got a footballer tonight, Ted?
It's 1 out of 1.
Yeah, so you end at 10 and we need to be at football for 10.
Oh, yeah.
You just can't think of anything.
It's a great point.
So why don't you jump on at 8.45 and go to a 9.45?
That sounds good to me.
Can you believe you're doing the keys for a minute?
I think you can go with these keys so you can get on to it.
I'll try that window.
Right there, try it and go to the gas.
No, it's a great look. I'll keep turning on to it.
Don't throw him out, he'll break my car key.
He's got it open.
Chaz, you'll break my car key.
Something else.
Yeah, not something car.
Something property, mate.
It's not.
It's not the property mate.
It's not.
I'm out of fucking arms, you know what I'm saying?
I can't sense you.
I'm off to the right, you know.
Right guys, there's...
What?
Nobody's passed me on the fucking key?
You know you're a beautiful woman.
You know you're a beautiful woman.
And you know you're a beautiful woman.
Yeah.
Hello?
I'll catch you.
What?
Come on, it's up in the sky.
Let's go around, man.
Bro, just open your door and pass me.
I can't believe that.
Don't be a shit bike, bro.
One more, one more percentage of your path back on.
32.
32.
Actually, please don't have a slight bit.
It's not your...
Last 45 minutes and you're doing 100.
I'm really?
Yeah.
There's no...
I'd say that though.
Yeah, you've both done...
You've both dropped.
That's not yours.
I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THAT!
Nah, I'd say that.
You're not?
What?
What?
I'm not taking that.
I see what's happening here.
I'll ring.
It's like a car key.
Oh shit.
Nice of you to get here.
You can come back over and look up to me.
But I see what's in the rooms and then...
If he's fucking putting everything on, I'll be your satellite shampoo.
I'm here though.
Wait, let's get in person and then we'll get you back to the stairs.
Oh my God.
Fucking delivery.
No.
fucking delivery
oooooh
oh
ahhh
yeah that's an awful
what's that?
i think he's pissed on your floor
you're gonna stick in them
what is that? is that honey?
yeah
shall we now?
shall we let my keys are done fuck off
it's pretty sure
there's a t-shirt on the boat
Do you know where we could have heavily done that?
heavily done yeah
Take that one
You could have watched himself in my room
Yeah
And watched his thought and watched himself in my room
That would have been the genius blood
It would have, but yeah you're genius
Well I've got to fucking get you back in there
You've got 10 minutes to be on the phone mate
Most of it tonight
I'm gonna get back
You could do
Yeah, I was the one who played that one.
Yeah, I was the one who played this one.
But I'll leave that one in it.
Can we do that though?
Yeah.
Or do you've got to be like on?
No, but I'm actually still on pretty sure.
Well, are you just playing Fortnite?
Yeah.
I don't see why not.
Oh, you left a massive shit in your toilet.
Nah, it wasn't me.
Nah, it wasn't me.
I'm not here!
I'm not here!
I think he's pulled shit on my mic.
There he is. That's the inside of the mic.
Has that ruined it?
Nah, it has.
Oh, yeah.
He's actually doing a jamer, mate.
My fucking words.
Here's my mic. He's going off my lap here tomorrow.
And this is the perfect time where I thought I'd remind you,
final tickets are on sale 30th of May the big final the big final on at Giggle
in Berry Stadium they are on sale now and I'd also like to remind you this is
why I didn't want to take part because the news what it's turning to and I
would rather be the spectator alright Dan
We'll give Chas round one. I'll give him round one.
We've been blindsided.
Whilst we were doing other things...
Oh, I'm fucking glad you didn't throw that one out of there.
Whilst we were doing other things, he's nicked our keys and he's done us.
We're going to give him round one.
He might have won the battle, but he's not won the war.
Cops.
He said there was another family somewhere.
He said I've got another one.
He put it in my room.
Yeah, that's not. He showed off.
He showed off. I was gonna get it. If you are a wanker now, I think that's the matter.
Get a ladder and climb through his window.
Yeah, how big do you want the fucking ladder, mate?
I think that's a bit harsh.
to do that. I think that's just been on his hand as he's picked it up. It smells like shower gel.
Probably will be. That's probably why he never uses it.
What's to try and put on him?
Oh yeah, I fucking couldn't go any more.
Someone's not... Someone's not... I've got a fear of security.
Or the police.
There's someone with a police light, very sharp.
Yeah, that's a person.
It's Tate talking about the bar.
Why? You know he was going to do it at the fucking table.
Yeah, he stopped that.
Right.
basically chases locked himself in his room and then there a little bit of a war so he tried to
set the alarm off to say he chases the alarm to try and get in out of his room but he didn't work
and he was wasting your time because you'd have to tell a pain. Apart from that he's going really well again.
So, oh mate, where have you been? Yeah, they've stopped now.
Um, just telling them that's where we'll be going. Yeah, I'm going to be going.
Yeah, I'll give him a few on there.
Yeah, come on then.
My door actually had a lot of these.
Oh, thank you, thank you very much.
It's got these fours in it.
It's got some picture on it.
Yeah, it comes from a lot of it.
It's got a picture.
Did you really like doing that with the...
Yeah, very well, I saw that on the spot.
Well, it's really cool, it's really nice.
It's just a lot of...
It's just one of them.
Right, if you need me, you know where we are.
Alright, see you in a bit.
See you in a bit, see you in a bit.
Do we have kids in Acts 1, 999?
I thought that's what just happened.
Oh, yes, of course.
Two down.
Fucking goodness.
Still not what we fucking picked, shall we?
Just toss a jar every now and then it all goes.
Oh, of course.
Yes, and set them out to the house.
Oh, should we do that?
Oh, sure.
We're just seeing, um, George. Obviously we took him there the other day.
Yeah.
You know, in that little segment of my documentaries, um, we put a bit of what worked.
Yeah, I feel like you've got to worry a bit easier for that.
Yeah, I've got to worry a bit earlier.
Because I'm an absolute fan of doing what's easier, I'm an absolutely fucking king of fuck, I agree.
Yeah, if I was in, I would have locked his door and locked himself in here.
Yeah, and he really wouldn't let the fuck away then.
I feel like you're not moving it lightly.
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
Do all three.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, there's no such thing as losses on the lessons.
What?
I'm sure that's not a chance.
Nah.
There's about 200 of those.
I wonder what that is on the floor, bro.
Is that a challenger?
Nah, yeah.
That one.
It seems like you're thinking sticky.
It's a nice place, mate.
I don't know what I'm doing with that hole.
Water.
Water mixed with coconut, some machine, and it's his fucking thing.
He's watching.
It's Pep, sir.
It could be to be fun.
Um, chat, will you sell Chazot?
Let's do fun after football.
It's Pep, sir.
What the fuck?
It could be to be fun.
I need to whack my dog for him.
He's off so jarred.
No, man!
You're all in Chris's apron too, Zick.
What? No, man!
This is the difference between me and you.
Today, I'm going to donate you to your group.
All I need to do is to be published on the door,
and kept you by the door.
I'm not damaged just stuff.
I'm damaged your ego.
You're damaged my mic?
I am at the food place, sorry mate.
Yes.
to really go. I'm about to get a party full gun, shit up, get out of damage, get out of
damage. What do I do?
Chas, Chas, Chas, you really, really damaged my ego by breaking into my room and locking
yourself in your room with my keys. That really damaged my ego at all. You don't
well there, mate. You couldn't do anything, you want yourself in your door with my
keys. Now what I see that is a failed opportunity. And when I get you, it will
be ten times worse for the fuck off.
I'm going to get you.
Like, you can give me what the fuck that makes you feel about.
It's not the way you feel about it.
When can I come in and see the room, Jas?
Well, if you come in, um...
I don't know, I'm not worried about that in the league for a long time.
Well, we've got a football later.
Yeah, I'll leave then.
Right.
You don't need to start your fortnight now.
Chad, let's do it after football.
I'm actually down to the left.
Yeah, let's do it after football, then.
Wish you were watching the city, lad.
God bless you.
Good sport, Chad.
Ginger, I work for Helton, must have closed this one to the winter final. Ain't that your fucking job arch if you work for him?
I don't fucking know mate.
Why are you shaking?
The Rocks, the Ruyekas are probably leaking mate.
It's like these are all injured there.
Football off? Nah, I'm alright thanks, I'm going live streaming football.
It's Wednesday, we don't play football so we're live streaming.
Clean the bets off, shit.
Yeah, you got back to me for that.
Oh.
Right, I'm gonna go and try the pink fit.
I bought a nice new pink fit, then.
Oh, where I from?
What I can access.
Was it grey? It was pink in a different colour.
Who?
Was it pink in a different colour?
Yeah.
Yes, you need to.
Nice.
In that day, didn't you?
Oh, that's a kiddo.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it stained me for that.
Oi, stop, stop!
Why?
Brilliant. That'll mind football though.
I could get a team right, too.
I would have been out for about three hours ago.
You could do it now.
Yeah, go on, go for it.
You want me to?
Yeah.
It's actually a country quiz.
Huh?
As long as we just fucking wipe it out, we'll find.
I'll put it out for us now.
What do you want for a fiddle?
What's that?
Kind of like a brand new stuff.
What is a game like?
What is a game like?
Chad, do you know what? I feel like free bloke shit.
Can you turn them up?
Excuse me.
What was yours on this way?
Oh shit, fuck.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Corby's in chat, I mean Corby can play some.
A final ticket is £5.22, that's not because I choose a price because I leave.
Can't forget the 22.
Yeah, that's a £1.50 ticket, but it is.
Alright, let's look for a pitch to have one minute.
Oh man, the chat. The chaturino. You guys look like some cool, interesting,
fun, show, wholesome. Put the number 82 in the chat if that's the case.
Let me know in the comments down below. Welcome back to MasterChef with Mr. Bear Restaurant.
Now, not more again, let me pull the chat up, one sec.
Let me see the next one.
82, ah, I'm not interested in people in chat, we love that, we love that.
I've got the chat now.
82.
What are you up in CMC? Alright mate, not that.
If you're lucky, you've just finished on the toilet, so we'll see if you're done.
Maybe if you turn the camera so you can be on it.
When you're going to do segments like that, it just has to give me an opportunity to go and get in the room.
So, I'll switch to his ingest.
That was what I was doing.
What was I already doing?
Switch to his ingest, and then I'm going to put the part back in front of him.
Let's go to the stairs.
Oh.
So loud, I'm a fuck with you.
I'm not gonna talk about fucking crap.
I'm sure.
Yeah, right.
There.
Here, let's see if that's a herb.
Yeah.
It's coming down.
Come on.
That's what you've got to do.
Come on.
It's not a drinker.
You're not a novice.
No, I think you're about you.
I think you're about...
I think it exists for ice drinks.
You're like me in there.
Because what?
Just for an ice drink.
So that don't think you're going to like me unless you're ready.
Say that again.
You just put your twitch finger off like I'm saying.
It's already on offline.
Oh.
Yeah, oh.
It's gone bad.
It's very close though.
This is what it is.
Alright, pass it.
I'm going to put it in here.
I'm going to put it in here.
Then you get in here.
I'm not getting involved in this, I'm not getting involved in any of this, because I'm the spectator, so I can be the neutral, the commentator, and they can get the...
They've got a few of you in the world, they've got a few of you in the other world, they've got a few of you in the other world, you can just watch it.
I don't need to get involved, because then it's just a peer will be off.
I can't, I've got to go in there, get my new clothes on, show him, see what's going on in there
It sounds like he's got fucking air fryer in the front
I'll let you go in
Thank you
No, I lost him again.
Good morning Johnny. Cheers, mate.
Music, music, music!
It was, it was!
Yeah, it was close.
Yeah, it was a desktop body.
So, Morgan, Morgan, the Vulcan's one of the evocations where we are ready for two films, Taze and Heter Virus.
Right, OK, nice.
So, Ben and Ruzza, we've got some supplies.
Yeah.
We've got Bob Brown.
I said to you that would be essential.
Yeah, you've got this speaker.
Yeah, you've got one of them, a little bit of dance, a bit of group.
Big Naira.
What are you charging?
What else?
The speaker.
Because this is what I said to Tate, right?
The problem is, I'm not here to attack, I'm here to defend.
Yeah.
And defence wins championships.
Do you know what I mean?
I bought an IP account for it, do you want to see it?
Yeah, go on, put it on.
I'll show you the other one.
I'll switch, I'll switch.
I'm sorry, can I connect, can I connect? Come on, people, it's inside the shit.
I can't fucking connect it up.
We're back.
It's not coming out to the wall.
That's not going to connect.
That's not going to connect.
We're good.
We're starting on that.
Eight seconds, hold on.
With that, shoot him back.
He'll be back.
Right.
Gingy's just getting ready.
We've got to see what that looks like in the lovely oboe book.
Gingy's chat, this is how we got to prepare.
Unfortunately, Taze...
...he's after me.
I don't really know what I've done.
He has to go through paint on the wall and sort of run you off yesterday.
I've smoked a good shit in these bears
and he's got a treat on me like I've owned it for them.
What we've done with that site is some sort of cautioning issues to make sure the site is
aware of all the room and this involves basically just making sure that we can get the next
few days and the next few hours to make sure we're okay.
Yeah?
No.
Yeah?
I'm going to change the ingestioro.
James, can we change the ingestioro?
Yeah.
Thank you mate.
I don't know what I can hear.
I don't know what I can hear.
But if I get the chase...
Yeah, fuck off, I'm going bad.
Oh, it's off. Just NYK.
Oh, it's off. Just NYK.
Chazer in jest. It's on.
Yes, some precautionary issues.
So we've managed to first of all enforce the room. I think all we did today
is we put a few defence mechanisms out the camera, which I think has been seized.
Taser sees the cam already, the Ringdorbell cam, that's been taken.
I think he broke it, so that's 40 quid down the drain very quick.
He managed to leave his keys on the table, which was terrible.
I mean, I literally went to B&Q in Lidl and left my keys on the kitchen side.
This guy decided to take 15 years.
What the hell are you doing, lad sir?
I can't lie!
Mate!
Few more stone, you looking like me from last year?
Mate, what a fucking default that is.
Thank you.
That is a serious...
Mate, that... Mate, Chad, W's in the chat!
That's a serious default!
Fuck, I need to get back on the defaults.
Bro, that's a serious default.
Oh, God, thank you, you got for the pink, no worries.
Yeah, do you see that, yeah?
Yeah, and who does want for some nice white-sided?
Yeah, mate, they're great.
Chill, don't.
I actually like them, they're nice.
Thank you.
And the hat actually suits you backwards
Does it?
Yeah, actually it does
I'll turn it off, thanks
But anyway, as I was saying
I was saying today, Ginge, the defence is the best form of attack to chat
I'll be just going to be in a tough few days obviously
It'll be a very tough few days
I've got a serious plan on Friday of defence mechanisms
A serious plan
You said it
Oh, I know
Go on in terms of what?
I can't tell you, there's chat snitch
Yeah, and Chattel's lich, unfortunately, so I can't say anything about my plans for Friday
Obviously tomorrow's gonna be like a day with no streaming so it's gonna be yeah
I think it's gonna be tensions in camp. Oh, yeah, there will be huge tensions in camp
Are you gonna take either in this water to listen to that? No, no, as I said, mate
I'm not here to attack. I'm here to defend. Yeah, okay today
As I said, it's not about what you do to the other person because he's got plans of coming in here with guns
guns spraying up the gaffer in me, making sure I'm black and blue, making sure I'm blue.
And if they don't matter, I'm J7, it doesn't matter if you're black or white.
Exactly, you're blue in this case.
You're avatar, shout out to avatar, what a great film.
So what I've done today in the grand scheme of things is I've put a bit of toothpaste on
his door and a bit of Pepsi Max on his floor.
I saw that.
And that's all I've done.
But what I've done, I've actually managed to score about eight or nine goals just in
with a fake lock in the door. So what he's going to do, I'm funny, I know what I'm working
with, he's going to come back hard now, because he's ego's damaged.
Yep.
He's been, you know what he's like when you take the mick out of him on stream in front
of all of his mates.
Oh, fuck that.
I know.
Fuck that.
All right.
It's just, it's good to get both sides. I'm saying what he's saying, I'm saying what
you're saying.
So it's good more than anything.
By the way, I just want to say thank you so much for helping me, driving me
to get supplies.
I'm not helping you at all so you can shut the fuck up.
What?
I'm not helping you at all.
I'll open that fucking door. I'll open the door and you've got to try that.
You fucking won't.
You don't know about the safety mechanism in this room though.
Do I know?
Right look.
Do you want to check the temperature?
Oh!
Where have you got your arms come from?
I brought them today.
I brought some temperature kits.
Nah, right. I thought I'd rather be cut them then.
I mean, it's actually a shit, it's just a white.
That's definitely burnt.
They are going to be dry as fuck.
I don't want a fucking squash he's given it.
Ah, is that a squash, yeah?
What?
Can't be a squash he needs, yeah?
What?
I did them.
I did them.
But, yeah, I've got a big plan Friday.
Nice, I'll look forward to it.
I've got a serious plan.
I'm going to climb his balcony.
I'll put enough rope.
And I bought a ladder.
Where have you bought a rope?
In the ladder.
I'm not going to tell you where it is. It's not in this room.
I got the book. It's going to have to be in a big ladder.
I've got rope.
You do know he's sat down and is doing the magic?
Yeah, but he don't matter.
I'm going to sit there and watch him back.
I've learnt now. If I'm going to play, yeah, I've got to play the game.
Right, OK. I hear that.
So, yeah, we're going to plan to get him through the balcony.
Right, straight away, and right there again, I'm in his head, cos now he's thinking about
looking back and you weren't thinking about looking it before, and if you think I'm gonna
scale that, your head's gone.
Do you know what I mean?
He's already, I've already, I'm watching him on the monitor, he's having a look at
the balcony.
He's, he's having a look, he's fragile at the moment, just Morgan, I'm telling
you, he's fragile.
I'm in his head.
Now I'm looking back at you.
trying to contact leave.
You know what I mean?
Oh, can you do this for me?
Oh, Lara, I'll give you a crown to take your key.
That's what he did.
Embarrassing.
You what?
He offered Lara, down his stairs, a thousand pounds
to take my key off the kitchen side.
Now, you know what he did, right?
And this is where he made a match.
He actually had the 60s on?
Yeah.
Well, I thought he was taking the piss.
No.
So, what he did, he had three reigns, right,
of my room with my kitchen key on the side,
And he drove to Smiths in Stopport instead.
See, it was in our course.
Same thing.
So, what I'm thinking, right, is that I'm one step ahead at the moment.
Yeah, I would probably argue you are just...
You're a boss there.
So what's your opinion on the war?
What's my opinion on the war?
First of all I think war is good for no one.
I like it when they're like, it's got to us.
I personally think war should never be a thing.
I just wondered, like, which location?
I feel as though when he did the paint, that was enough to initiate back.
Obviously you didn't but verbally you didn't say war was on so I feel as though you kind of started the war.
At this minute in time I would say you're winning the battle.
No, I'm not winning the battle. There's no such thing as winning a war.
There's no such thing. Both sides get hurt. I'm a lover not a fighter and walking.
I don't know what you're doing next. I like to bring the ninja airfire upstairs.
Is that the one from the kitchen is it?
That's what I knew of them.
I got a booze box.
We had Mike speaking up.
I mean, and now you're in here till the end.
Nah, I believe it's it.
And there's no lead policy.
No way.
Why does he keep saying anything like Boris Johnson?
You actually are a bit like a young Boris Johnson.
What's that?
You're a bit like a young Boris Johnson.
You're like a grown-up Rupert Gritt.
But the only thing is, there's no dike on that in the air, Morgan.
There's no dike on that.
Oh yeah, that is a Harry Potter quote.
Harry Potter quote.
You like Harry Potter?
He expects I could try them.
Morgan.
Didn't you live with Harry?
Huh?
You lived with Harry, didn't you?
That's a light one. Very light one.
Sorry.
Cool.
At least you've got a knife.
Huh?
At least you've got a knife.
One CS go.
And I've got one in real life.
Oh yeah.
That one.
Yeah, I've got prime.
I've got an air fryer.
I've got pepsis.
I've got water.
I've got canals.
Got chicken, got bacon, got peices, got sweets, fucking ready brown.
Is it all the food you're making out of that?
Mm-hmm.
I think the pizza's done.
I think you're making peices in another window.
Mate.
Stop.
Is that...
Right.
So we went to have a nice and a full call.
What?
So we went to have a nice and no reason.
There's no such thing as f*****g in life, because we may as well get supplies that are going to help me win this war.
I thought he's in no one's in a war.
Because both sides lose.
I mean, that's a great point. It's a great point you made by disagreeing.
It was your statement. You said both sides get hurt.
I mean, what worries me more than, right, is, as I said, today I've not actually done anything other than just a few one-mills here and there.
it was here in there. He's trying to inflict pain on me.
I wouldn't say water balloons are pain.
No, no, no, you haven't heard about the other plans.
What other plans?
He said he's going to get an air rifle.
Right, okay.
He begins.
Fucking good work, Tina.
Now, all I've got is a wooden panel, keeping me safe.
The door?
Yeah.
What?
I heard you were going to carry on.
I feel like...
What's his name? Git Grimes?
Oh, Git Grimes?
That's the one.
I just want to be seltzer and supply just so I can stay protected in this.
It's catchable.
Well in Morgan.
No, no, I was in like, just my own stuff.
Right, there's planes going around.
There's plenty I've got legal.
Marks and Spencer's going to have that's all you eat.
Bad news.
Chef ain't going to come up here.
Hi.
That's same thing.
Same thing.
Same thing.
Oh, okay.
Okay, I'm going to switch now.
Same thing.
Okay.
I'm going to switch.
Okay, I'm going to switch.
Okay, go to the right.
Okay.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, okay.
Hello.
Come on, let's go.
Let's go, my chap.
Get in here.
Get in.
Get in.
Get in.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Close it, close it, close it.
What are you doing?
I'm in the chat, I'm in the chat,
I'm in the chat,
welcome in now,
I hope you've been by because you're now in here forever.
What's the plan, it's...
Good shit, bro.
I'm talking about a chat!
I'm talking about a chat.
Think I'm up.
Think I'm up.
You got cereal over there.
You've been playingin' in my mornings.
Oh, oh, oh.
I've got milk as well.
What the hell is it?
Anyhow boys, boys.
It's hot in there.
It's fucking hot in there.
I know, bro.
I won't come in here.
No, no, no.
I've got windows.
I've got air come.
I'm not your speaker.
What the hell?
What are the batteries that we need to have to cover them now?
It's like, I guess I'll let him go, I'll see you then.
Matt, he's got a weird name.
Ooh, what's that?
Is that?
It's your car, is it?
Oh, is it?
It says you've got this, bro.
Is that the gas thing, or that?
I don't know.
Ginger, just going to say, ginger and chars.
Thanks for having my back earlier.
Stocks, I think it was involved.
That was involved.
This is going to be a good one.
It's going to be a good one.
What? This is going. Hold on. It's on.
Yeah, carry it back. For back. Yeah.
Honestly, if you didn't see that chat, he's now got an awesome frame photo that I gave to Harvey from UpLake for helping me get tickets to a game.
So, hope plays us happy.
I don't know what he said.
I can't know.
I thought we are on.
What are we are on?
Yeah, it's sort of...
I'm saying, do I explain again Chastis?
He gives you this, do I?
What?
Why does she don't mean anything to you?
I'll go to Harvey for that, then.
What?
What's he saying? Because he might not have heard what I said.
No, I don't think it is.
Oh.
Ah!
Anyway, what's we after?
Why the fuck's I'm here?
What the fuck?
Ignore it.
They told us all shit.
Right.
You alright?
What?
I feel like you can kind of do something about it.
You're right, it's called an emergency.
I don't know. I don't know.
You're about to cause an emergency.
Where's the key?
What key?
For the door.
Emergency, I don't know.
Did you think I helped you?
No, you did.
Oh, I helped the fuck in this guy.
Anyway, aye?
Chad, what do you want?
I've got some tempura chicken, yeah?
That's all you need, bro.
You can put chinoa in the fridge.
Yeah, of course, mate.
I'll get it when I reach out, but don't come in for a while and drink the alcohol.
Boys, boys, I've just realized, lads.
I've just like, down stairs.
What?
My barber.
I'll keep you hard of finding your balance.
Fucking show.
I need to get a right shield chap and at how long it's going to take to come fast
San Free Delivery. Go to check out.
Have a look.
Right boys.
Yep.
I've left some cards downstairs.
Oh, you fucked up.
I've left some cards downstairs that are decent, some decent cards downstairs.
You talk, sir.
What?
What?
What do you say?
What do you say?
Said there's some cars down there to tell you what.
There's only one. It's a Santicazora for five red autumn. If you find it, you can keep it.
Yeah.
Hold on!
Thank you for having me.
I've got it here.
I've got it here.
I've got a few that was never done upstairs, Chath.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm good.
Good evening, sir.
Huh?
He's trying to get the shirt back in his attire.
He don't want the shirt.
Yeah, shirt's not mine.
It's Harvey's.
I gave it to him.
What have you got?
He's no one to isolate.
Thanks!
What have I got? He's one.
He's one.
Oh yeah definitely.
Could we eat you the light now?
I really like sauces I would know.
I know.
What's the electrics in there?
Alright.
Doesn't mean my fucking mum's in there, does it?
What do you really not want to see in the light?
Cos you ain't leaving me.
We're locked in here.
Bro, fucking locked in.
I love her again.
You can't get off again showing off.
again showing off. Yes, 12 guys in Bison.
The thing is, do I just go out there and just let him have something? Let him throw a water balloon at me or something.
Are you that exact single thing?
Mate, it's not the feet, I don't know anything. What have I done? I've just made a warfare for that. I've done nothing.
If I had a little boot with these egos, I'd be shitting my pants right through me.
This one's not good, that was bad.
I like that.
You'd take them up that coffin, could be all of that damage.
Yeah, you give me a camera.
Ooh, what are you going to do?
I'm such a judge, you know.
I'm just quite a judge, you guys, on my team.
No, we're on your team, yeah.
We'll walk out now, if you think we're on your team.
Who's you guys?
What?
No, why was it Laurel then?
So it's the old famous AC mate, Jamie Gunnerbite, Bob Chibbitt-Primec, Chris V, Chibbitt-29 mate.
Chass shitting it.
It's alright mate, you can help him mate.
Gonna crack with you, oh my...
Child introduction.
Hello, at the time of my first year in Australia...
...I've been doing a twenty-two year curriculum.
Do you have a forty-two year?
We could do a what-not-true.
What about it?
Right.
What?
I'm not sure.
We all have a problem with gondom.
Right, can we go then?
Alright, yeah, you can go.
Cheers.
Go on.
Have you popped them?
You're not allowed to do that.
What?
N.O.
Bit of a tongue.
Got them down.
It's a TV one.
No, it's not.
I've got it.
It's a TV one.
I've got a bit of a tongue.
I don't think I've got a small tongue.
You're a tiny.
All right.
Yeah.
I think the floor goes down a bit,
because you've got a lot of small tongue.
Yeah, maybe you can get my wife back.
I know we're slickers, but...
I...
What?
I've got a tongue.
Hello you then.
Boys you're not allowed to touch, you're not allowed to touch.
Get back in, get back in. Get back in, sit down.
Get back in, sit down. There you go.
Touch that back.
He's poking my mark in the head!
He's not a marker!
He's not a marker!
He's not a marker!
That's just what I thought of him.
He's not a marker!
We get help!
We're actually...
We're actually cooked!
We're genuinely cooked!
you
just
just
just
just
You're the man James, you've left me!
Ha ha ha!
You got this, you got this, you got this!
I'm not open, I'm not open about it, I'm not open, I'm not open!
Oh! Oh, I'm not going on tonight!
Chas! Cases!
She needs some cases! Go Chas!
I can't do it for the rest of my life.
Chaps get your lens on, get your lens on!
Aaaaaaahhh!
Chaps, fast drink.
Catch.
This bone can't be the bone!
What?
Uh, I don't think so.
Hello Jack, can you see me?
No, no, no.
Fuck you, how they talk like that, I'll tell you something.
What do you think of me, fit?
I really like it.
Thank you.
We're really future.
Pretty sure that happens.
I'll still buy a bit.
I'll tell you what it's due.
You know, it's trying to do it all night long.
Er, Chaz!
Chaz!
Chaz!
Chaz!
Chaz, you don't remember the backpacks when you come out now?
You don't remember the backpacks when you come out now?
No, you just caught up to me, you just had a sign, you know?
No, I'll be in.
I'll help you there, James.
Chaz, it gets me into fucking shitter.
You OK, Claudette? You all right, chat?
Go full screen.
What's that I'm going to do? What are you going to do, mate?
I'm going to call it a day.
Can we have a seaside? We've got football scenes.
Have we? Have we got the team?
Play against?
Well, I'll try it, but then, Claudette said he's going to try it
and so I didn't actually fully go because Claudette said he's going to start some normal players.
I don't know if it's happened, no one's put to catch.
That means we'd have to be there in 40 minutes, isn't it?
I will cause these five for tonight though, because, you know, I'm gonna go for it tomorrow.
There is no tomorrow, and I should wait after the film is done.
I'll be there, I could forget about it for a week, and then get in.
Yes, I think you'll forget about it for a week, if I'm being completely honest.
Forget about for a week get the right shit. What sort of shit do you need either?
Probably wait till he's outside in the garden.
Be alive, you survived Chad.
Not fucking welcome man. You are kidding.
Fuckin' buzzer, I'm starving. I'm not really, but I'm faking it, what food have we ordered?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna leave it for tonight, probably wait for about a week,
a week, get a paintball gun, wait till he's in the garden, forgot everything and absolutely
pelt him. Not reckon a paintball gun's a bit far. Probably not. Try and do something else,
it's not... Nah! I'll get soft paintballs. Oh, he's got Paddy on. Do you know what I mean?
He's been paintballist, we don't mind getting shot with paintball. That's also true. Do
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah?
I'll get you to help me.
Yeah, go on.
Thanks.
Cheers.
Yes, chat.
You can't really talk, sir.
Yeah, I'll be busy, bro.
I don't really want to work it.
Just keep it tough.
I think.
There you go.
Does that work?
Where did you scream?
Where did you scream up out to this house?
Don't pop out.
Ah, that's what he's trying to do for me.
Tap it there, it should focus.
There you go.
Cheers.
Respect what you're saying, chat.
There you go.
We're in Daugher tonight.
Respect what you're saying, chat.
I'm done.
I'll go if he's one chat, I don't mind.
There's an echo.
I'll go if he's one chat.
Is that better, chat?
Yeah?
I'm down to do someone look like you are. Yeah, I don't mind what's the rule?
If Chaz is there, it's war.
If Chaz is there, it's war. It's just we war that all over.
We war that all over then.
Oh, that guy's on the move with the backpack.
Are they trying to do a run or two?
Oh my god, they're trying to go out.
It's just going to get out and we're in here.
Yeah, he's got a DG, Alex, he's got a DG, it's just gonna grab the finger, bro.
Pete looks like no one's chasing him.
What?
Nah, I'm just gonna look, I'm just gonna leave you alone.
I'm just gonna give him today, and say you've won now and more.
Yeah, won no chance.
You're only chasing me tail, I'll give it to him.
Yeah, fine.
The door's just open, he thinks we're gonna chase him.
You can tell he's looking back at the PC, can you squeeze?
Yes.
Yeah, he's out though.
Yeah.
What the door? Go in there.
You think it's a clown for a water ramp? That's his point.
He thinks I can't throw a water ramp and he got the backpack on.
That's proven wrong.
That's his thought process though.
He thinks I'll go in with the backpack on it and he can't sort me.
He's right in there.
Yeah, pretty much.
Take it off, then.
Do you want me to go to the PC screen so you can see it?
No, I'm curious. I've just been in my room.
Do you want me to show off now?
Then what about me?
Do you want me to show them what he's doing?
He can do it.
He did me real in a minute.
All right, I'm going to speak to him so it's going off.
All right, we're telling them I'm not going to go open tonight.
Yeah, I'll tell them.
All right, see you.
Do you need one, Caleb?
I've got a little plate, please, mate.
You can have it.
Say hello to your mate.
Well, I've got a side of non-chicken in there.
If I do your job, I'll keep this on for you so you can see what I've got.
Here he is, your own mate.
Yep.
More than happy.
Looking cool, looking snazzy.
Going down, Maud.
I do need to do that, so...
Is he?
Let's go full screen for this.
I mean...
Go Pendle Hill, Jinx.
You've got to be down to do that, you know.
Actions speak louder than words.
Exactly.
Have we played football?
But, um...
Jinx's chat as well.
Search up Pendela, would you want me and Juniors to go to Pendela and explore it?
Right mate?
I'll go, Charlie.
We've had fun today.
We have.
We've had a lot of fun.
I think.
Friday. I'm down for that. We were doing Friday. Hello, hello. There we go. There we go. What
the fucking hell is going on? Hey? Honest to fucking God. Pendulum? Why are we all
saying pendulum? Why are you saying pendulum? Go pendulum hell with Taze, go pendulum hell
with Taze, why would I go pendulum hell? Yes, where we fucking started, the Bob video.
the random place where he's the most fun place I know go fuck yourselves how's
about that one no Pendle Hill is where we started me Chaza started the
abandoned in the UK
correct or not correct? I believe I'm correct in saying that, aren't I, Chet?
What was it?
Jim!
Are you all right mate?
Here we go.
So I've been the motive for tonight.
The motive for tonight?
To replace...
We ain't. He said you weren't it. No no no. I said you ain't got, I let you go. I said
I'll do that Randartica. That's what I was saying. How is that worse than Penderwheel?
I've heard about Pendlewheel. Well first of all we've just told him we're going
Pendlewheel. So we ain't gonna be alone. Yeah. Second of all, I find it's more
harder. Run out of time, you're going to find stuff. I'd rather go sell a water pack.
No chance. Yeah, yeah, I get it, I get it. I'll get it.
There's not going to be paper, please. Thank you. No shit, no sign, no sign.
So what's so bad about this Pendle Wheel?
The party is really haunted.
But aren't round all the car, right, there's stuff, so shot round and all the
careers because I've looked into it.
Go on, speak your mind, speak your mind.
No, do you know what it is?
You're not going to want to ever play this again after.
Where do these locations come from?
I doubt it.
So these are locations of major crimes missing people that have been entered in
the dark web that's what all that's where all these locations come from
BOLLOX
Fucking, that worked.
No, no.
Right, so, where do you get the locations from?
using a combination of pure or so random or quantum random number generators
show more a location where the RNG finds high density of quantum points the
opposite of an abstract low density of point D
It's a lot of bollocks, mate.
Yeah, it might be. Maybe I'll just gull up or we'll chat.
When you say you looked into it, you then chat a little bit.
I mean...
It was a mix of the both.
It was a mix of the both.
I looked up most top ten disturbing things found around an autoker.
Well, that's your problem.
It was very scary.
I thought we should go and pender a bit.
So what's happened in this Pendle Hill to make it so haunted?
What climbs?
Do you want to see the girls' sightings?
How?
What's the question?
The question is you want to go out?
Pendle Hill.
Sorry about my chewing, I've got really hard chewing going.
Oh dear.
What Tendul Hill in Lancashire is mostly associated with the Pendled Witch Trials of 1612, a series
of accusations and executions for crimes of the male finciam, harmful magic, 12 people
from the area were accused of causing the deaths of 10 people by witchcraft, resulting
in multiple handings at Leicester Castle.
Okay, we'll leave that.
Okay, as far as the sabotage, several accused individuals were alleged to have attended a
meeting on Good Friday in 1612 at the Malcon Tower, home of devices to plot the murder
of the jailer at Lancaster Castle and blow up the prison for two or three that accused
Bro, this is like that, this is like Sailor for Sassons Creed.
Eight women and two men were hanged, were hanged at Gallows Hill in Lancaster.
Weren't that where we was? I just found it.
Pender Will.
Oh yeah, you were in it. Yeah, it is.
We were there.
No wonder it looks that creepy.
Lancaster on August of 2016-12, Elizabeth Device, James Device, Alison Device, Anne Whittle, Anne Redfern, Alice Nutter, Katherine Hewer, Jane Bullcock, John Bullcock and Isabel Robe.
Died in custody at Elizabeth Sudden's. Died while awaiting trial in the dungeons of the Lancaster Castle.
Yeah, I think I just like can see that's case
20 years like a Janet device who had been key nine-year-old child witness against her own family in
1612 was herself accused of make there's got me a video on this
Cheers
Have you left everything open?
There's no way he doesn't know.
Cooked.
Fully cooked.
Oh.
Oh yeah, he does. I wouldn't have got him there anyway, he said.
I thought my story was...
The Pendle Hill, oh my god, is...
This is what we watched yesterday in that little estate.
No.
You didn't go.
We're like...
We're not going on this.
No, that's all.
Let me tell you speakers, I'm on the net.
Only matter, Barry.
What's the matter, then?
Oh!
Did you pay for that?
What is that?
Did you pay for war with me?
No, I paid it before.
What tragics and community to turn against his own?
In 1612, Pendle Hill became the backdrop for one of England's most notorious witch trials.
Twelve individuals were accused of witchcraft, leading to a frenzy of fear and hysteria.
The trials were fueled by local rivalries and personal vendettas,
with the infamous Alizon device claiming she was cursed by an old beggar, leading to tragic consequences.
Will the trials resulted in 10 convictions and a haunting spectacle of public executions?
Will this dark chapter reflects the potency of superstition myths?
So 400 years ago?
It's not that long ago.
Chat, no, yes. The whole thing was AI then, but the story is still true.
If you look at this wonderful hill, it looks like the typical beautiful bridge countryside.
And well, here it is. But this hill is called Pendle Hill.
And this is what's fascinating about this special island.
The name Pendleville combines the words for a build from three different languages.
The derivation is...
It gives a sheet.
Pendle in Lancashire.
It was a beautiful rural landscape marked by small villages.
People's lives hadn't changed much for hundreds of years,
and they had no reason to suspect this wouldn't continue.
Yet in 1612, something suddenly worked terribly wrong.
By the end of the summer, a number of people in this community, most of them women,
were left swinging from the gallows as a large crowd gathered to watch their final, excruciating moments.
Their alleged crime was witchcraft.
So what on earth happened here? How had things gone so wrong in society
that this could happen under the rule of law,
but these people struggling to eat and to drink...
You've told me 20 times that Simon called you then.
...theus and condemnatory scrutiny
and convicted without any solid evidence.
In this film, I'm going to get to the heart of it all.
This is the story of the Pendle Witch Trials.
Fuck my time.
The story of the Pendle witches is not actually a story about witches or spirits as we might
think of them today. It's a story and tragedy really of ordinary people, mainly impoverished
women living ordinary lives. And it all started right here on the 21st of March 1612.
On this very road to the northern forest of Markham and home, a local woman named Alice...
No, it's not my name because I said I'm not going tonight.
Yeah, it's not my name though.
Oh, that's what it was.
It's undivided, and she so often did.
A man, a peddler, John Law passed her by.
But something happened between them on this road, an incident.
And it was this incident which set on the string of terrible events.
Where's the castle?
To find out what happened I'm meeting local historian as tour guide
We don't even have flashlights or anything. So why would we go tonight?
We need to be prepared and go on Friday or something
I'm an enclosive
Cancel him, sorry, we're going to go one drop for a carry on
We could count there, so I don't...
Fuck that
I'm going to leave it. Why don't we fucking the next Simon Colby?
I'm trying to order a flashlight. I'll see if we can get one to un-pick up.
It's not a torch in it.
We could do it late Friday.
That's what I was saying.
It would be better if we did it on late Friday.
We've got the chat can look forward to it.
They know what they're doing.
We know what we're doing, sorry.
I reckon run out of kid tonight would be good and then do it on Friday
What oh
Now it's also now you understand the plan now it's all W
Fucking look at I was getting out before and now now they understand I'm right
What the fuck is this?
What?
2016.
No, no, no, no, watch it.
Oh, look, she hasn't such a weirdo,
because you don't want to kind of round them up
with people who find dead bodies.
What the fuck are you doing?
Fuck off, you cums!
Don't speak to my chat like that!
No, I'm not, mate.
It's 444 chat, I should apologize.
Sorry.
Sorry, Chess, sorry.
Sorry Chet, sorry I've lashed it out, I've lashed it out, hang on.
Sorry Chet, I've lashed it out.
3-0 City, Brian, he'd be so sick if it actually happened.
Every time City windows add pressure to Arsenal?
What?
Every time City windows add pressure to Arsenal to not lose?
It'll be us really late, I think there's no pressure.
Okay
Go on Raseka
Thank you very much Raseka, I appreciate that love
Not burning in Palace
Thank you very much Raseka, I appreciate that a lot, thank you
What the fuck
I'm not even back for him
Oh, I just had to feel like you were.
I was really, really...
I'm sorry, I just got fucking awed.
He goes...
Was that yours, like?
Nah.
Is it a bottle of lonesome?
How'd you get it?
How did you get it?
I don't know. I bought it.
Oh, yeah, a little bit of chalice in the Rotoran.
I'm going to stay. If you're going to get to see the enemy in about five days, I'll stay.
So we'll give off three of us, then?
Four of you?
It's hard to win them all, when all of them are gone.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but we are going to be...
That's a bit better.
We're going to be getting touched in the whole life.
I cast throughout, and then this guy.
I've got a bit of chance. See if we can get me a...
See if we can get what you call that.
She actually went to the Land and Locust, so...
Me if I've got a light I'll do anything. What's not yeah, I just want to make sure
I've got a light, I've got a light.
Who could do the night vision camera?
That's what man's does.
Next to the backlight.
We don't see that being night vision fucking walking through the woods.
That's a good thing.
Also close this one here.
I hope for now.
Yeah, not point two male.
What is open I collect for tomorrow at 10 a.m. I thought it'd be open till 10
Tesco, I've got flashlights. What 10 is that? So it would go on now and thank you better 10 now
Fucking go on now and thank you very much, mate. I appreciate it. Thank you very very much, mate. I appreciate that Tesco
Thank you. Wait night Tesco. Legend. Thank you so much
Yeah, we just said that mate
I'll take 10, see you guys.
No, you think I didn't tell you you'd get it?
Alright, don't get a shot then.
Alright, we'll do this one for 10 each.
Well, no, you just had one.
No, no, that's why I get a shot then.
No, I just said we'll hit this thing each, wouldn't ya?
Hit this thing, that's all right.
Alright, we'll do a shot each.
Yes!
No, we don't have a nose and nose and no one in there.
Can't have a skin on the fucking cushion.
Can't have a skin on the fucking cushion.
I'll retake it.
I'll retight it.
I'll just hit the crossbar.
See, that's proper.
Oh, is it?
Go again then.
Go again then.
That was a skimmer.
What's that called? Cessiloclose?
Ah, alright.
I'm trying to fucking whack it.
I'm trying to fucking whack it.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
And again.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Oh my God.
Wow.
Oh my God, I just realised.
Did you know the video where I had that mad moment?
Oh no, I haven't seen that.
Oh my God, we're not seeing it.
We're not seeing it.
Oh my God, we're not seeing it.
Oh my god, oh my god. We had like mad aura moments. Chat, you know the end of the video?
We basically had, oh my god. We had OG YouTube vibe. It was, it was the top of any video.
It was. Chat, end of the vid. I've gone, I've gone crossbar and just leavened it as
as hard as I could and it's like literally the side wing.
Did you?
Please try and find it.
That's going up on Bobcliffe anyway man.
It's not a lich.
They lost the finish on the third part.
They've got all the fuse.
You went back on as well.
We actually went across by.
Jinx was miles out.
Hopefully anyway.
Oh shit mate, it was actually all around.
Can you get a credit card and a backpack going please?
I just need to bed you in there.
Similar to that Dean, yeah.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Oh, Motherwell and Celtic 2-2.
Oh my god.
Who's got the seat?
Who's got Harland's got it from the look?
Got Harland in my back.
I did see you doing Harland's score.
No, I know.
Fucking wanker.
I don't even start.
You've got to be funny that bit.
Go on, Ethan with a five.
4-1-3-2 they played
Is it weird how they've been out on silver playing as a whole in mid now?
Yeah, it's good. I mean, probably, darling.
Mmm
Folding starts, he gets to assist, shock. It's almost as if he's fucking unreal.
Can't believe we're doing this again.
I would do that.
We're going round and over again.
What was it?
Hey, it's a midnight tonight as well, just a full moon, so that's when the fuck she happens.
How are we chat? How are we chat?
Are we ready to get scared the fuck out?
What we're seeing Friday we're going to do goes out my place.
What else are we doing Friday?
So Celine can come?
Yeah, right.
Okay, is that what I had in there for Friday?
Yeah.
Are we still doing Friday as well though?
What?
We're doing something else.
You do it, you don't do something, you're supposed to do something.
Is that Friday? Is that Saturday?
That's it.
Yeah, pendulum will be fucked. I'll do as well. I'll buy bare goldsmithing equipment.
I'll buy that mad fucked goldsmithing equipment that we could do on the go.
I don't have a look here in the diary. Friday.
Yeah. Oh yeah, we are doing something. Yeah. What is it?
That's not me. It says Bob Boyce.
Maybe I think you are. I don't think it. Ooh, nah, nah. I already had two.
I double checked.
No worries.
Yeah, I'll have two, bro.
Oh yeah, definitely did.
Oh, Aaron Hunt? Yeah, he'll be good.
Jakey, have you saw him doing his ACM?
Yeah.
That's Thursday, Friday.
I'm filming in the morning. That's it.
Saturday.
Like, chat.
It's not easy to just get a pound stream.
Bro lives in Plymouth
Oh we could get him down
I'm not telling that for you
He won't get a chat I'll tell him
No we'll just tell him the line
I'm on you
You're out for it
Out for a miracle now
Faggot, right
I won't make you run streaming by the way before you say anything racist
Don't worry it's my friend, what's that?
What are you up to this weekend?
What day?
Friday?
What's the plan, sir?
So me and June are going to do like a big IRL, see if you want to come.
What day is Saturday and Sunday?
Friday.
Oh, Friday.
Mate, I appreciate the offer, but I don't think I can because I'm still out of the weather.
I don't know if I'm going to be that silly about that.
No, we've got on-hand doctors.
On-hand doctors, right.
Well, let me just, let me gather myself.
I'll drop you a message tomorrow.
Is that alright, mate?
Yeah, but the thing is, Pie,
the thing with the ARL,
we have to sign people's name up now
and it's going to be really big.
I don't want to spoil it for you now,
but it's going to be really good
and I don't need to miss it.
Oh, okay.
I'll have to be known for the second, I do apologise mate, but I can't commit to it for a minute.
I'm very sorry.
Can you tell us tomorrow if you want, Pie?
What was that sorry mate?
Can you tell us tomorrow if you want?
Yeah, that would be to try, if possible, yeah, thank you.
Will you please try your best for us Pie, because we'd love you to be there and we'd have a really nice time.
Yeah, of course mate, if I can I will.
Why, are you busy for this Friday?
No, I'm not busy, but if all I've got is I'm out that way again like a couple days after and I've got some weekend.
You can stay over.
Don't come back and then go out. It's not too far away from you.
You can stay over if you want.
No, I appreciate you all for that. It's just to have things that you need to get back for and then I've got to come back up again if that makes sense.
I get that.
I get it. I get it. I get it.
I appreciate you all for that.
No, it's fine. You just let us know tomorrow, mate.
Pai, have you heard about Jacob?
Uh, he's done his ATL, isn't he?
Yeah, and then have you heard about Steve?
Yeah, I also have him in Bracknell.
Great one.
Um, Dejah, do you want to drink Dejah?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll really know.
This is the body sample.
No.
I'm here, um...
Yo.
Come in.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
What?
Is that... is that Deja?
Hey, what's going on?
What?
Show the camera.
What?
Show the camera.
Show the camera.
Deja.
De... no, Deja... do you wanna come ghost hunting with us on Friday?
Noooooooooooo!
Yes I do!
I've rang the...
I don't think you do, did you?
Oh, yeah, okay.
I'll be back in two minutes.
I rang your own number there.
Fight with you, Nicol.
Him and his ring, Nicol.
And say what?
Say what's with the I.L. Friday.
I actually do have Nicol's on the wheel.
Oh, right, okay.
So that'll be a bit awkward, then.
Yeah.
If you hadn't.
I doubt he'd want to come today or else I'll probably leave it.
I'll have him before. I'll be good.
See, Nick, it would be great.
Yeah, he's fucking busy, busy, busy him.
Yeah, he is.
None fucking stop.
Yeah, we're doing my naka today, don't we?
What's Chaz doing?
He's shit.
You have a shit thought even they make your pizza. He's not happening anymore
Anyone really have any torches
I'm going to ask all together
I'm going to ask us it's all nice. Well, you're going to I'm going to
If you are here
I need to drive when it's Randall or cut it's a tradition. It actually is. I need to drive when it's Randall or cut genuine
No, I genuinely do
No, whatever the driver
Jack I genuinely I
Actually
They're just spamming a be like he's not an hour away
Why is my tracks bar in her? I
Think they wanted to come to a rundown. Yeah, yeah, that'd be good. I
Mean it get very clipped
That's what you're going for
If you if you wanted to get there the most clip the most clip stream one
No, no, no
David.
Could ring David.
Oh, different David.
You drove the rest.
You've got to let me drive this one.
Please, bro. It's genuine tradition.
Since we've been doing it, bro,
like, trust me, it adds to it.
Does it? Yeah.
I used to do it when we're fucking done in you, though.
Fuck this, I'm going. Have as you get your own wheel.
What?
That's what you do every time you drive somewhere.
I say what? Fuck this, I'm going somewhere else,
That'll get our own world.
I've never done that.
I had to go over that last time.
Oh yeah, that was just because he was going to the house
and I thought it was no fucking point, do you know what I mean?
All right.
Yeah.
Oh, let me ring, let me ring back norm.
Need to tell him.
It's all the way in here.
Let's tell him to lock it now.
It's up all the way in here.
I hope Tayden has seen me.
You've always seen that.
Yeah.
Do you know how to knock even though?
Yeah, I do, I just didn't see it.
Why did you just reply it?
Just showing that to you.
Celtic cheating there.
What?
They scored.
Celtic to make it 3-2.
Ahh!
I was just, you have to get them out.
You have to.
Why are you being a weirdo?
Because when you go to Randolph and you'll feel better.
Because you've got a bit out.
Fucking freak.
You've got a little bit out.
It's two two.
Fucking knobbed.
Yes Steve, you okay mate?
Evening.
Evening Steve, you're on stream.
Just wondering if you saw the news.
Celtic.
No, no, no, not that, not that.
The other news?
Keir Starmer?
No, no, no, not that.
About about J.K. Davis and his scam.
Oh, go on, go on.
He's torn his ACL.
I fucking knew it.
I told him six weeks ago, he's torn...
I have not done no media ligaments.
Is that what it is? Is that what it is?
What's an ACL?
I think of...
They've already told me other day.
Go on.
He thinks his torn a muscle in front of his kneecap.
I don't think you have a muscle. You don't fucking kneecap.
No, you don't. It's just your kneecap.
If you do it again, but if you do it again, it'll become a re-cap.
I quite like that.
Yeah, he's in London at the minute. He's got his results back today.
And, yeah, I mean, he's 20 days old.
We don't have one question, lads.
Good one.
When are we throwing party?
Oh, when the season party.
That's true.
I'm doing awards.
Yeah, we're doing awards tonight.
You're streaming awards, aren't you?
Nah, we're streaming, in fact, after the season.
We're good streaming awards, aren't we?
Yeah, we could, yeah, we could.
And then we could also, yeah, celebrate.
We could have a bobsled on a party.
We do awards night, and then we celebrate the fact that Jake is out.
Yeah, when should we do that?
Jane, when should we do that?
Well, it's Sunday.
I can't hear something.
I'm in Manchester, 24th, just saying.
What was that? 24th, I'm in Barcelona.
Fucking hell, someone's fucking winning.
I'm not, it's them, somewhere else, I can't say.
I'm just thinking, do we bring season two a bit more forward,
as seen as Jake is out?
I know, yeah, get it, try and do it as soon as possible,
now that he's out.
Fucking hell, I should play it over a week.
Pardon?
just play it over a week yeah literally play all the games in one week I'm
happy for that you know the next thing that you'll not have operation that's
the next thing you won't have to put the best in that's that's better for us
though the guy is an absolute do you know what at all it just sort of show
his signs of improvement was a I think so there were one game out of seven
Where he played all right? You got a 4 out of 10.
That's probably decent for him.
It's not bad that to be fair, yeah, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a question for you, what?
Come on.
Who's putting in his bathwances at his operation?
I'll leave that to Ella.
If she can stand them all, she can stand anything else.
But...
Things have dropped for tears, to be honest.
Yeah, well, I'm going to admit, the recovery time for an ACL reconstruction
is usually about six to twelve months.
Easily. I've never recovered. I've never played again after this.
Really?
Honestly, it's the worst injury you can have as a footballer.
Right, Taze?
What's up?
What's up?
I mean, I just didn't get to pick up what you were doing.
I put way too much of it.
What's up with him?
He's tried to use Lisa's cream for his eyes to make himself cry.
Absolutely smothered his eyes in it.
Aha!
Lisa Riley's cream.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Lisa Riley gave me some stick, right, that you put just...
Give me some stick. I thought he was just me.
Just to put under your eyes, and it makes you cry, but actually he was...
And Tazen tried to put it on, and he made himself blind for the night.
Ah.
Fucking Lisa Riley blinded Tazen. I fucked him a little bit.
Then tell that little fucking dweeb to ring me at earliest opportune
Say he's going to turn again. What what no fucking tears fucking jay-cast. Oh, sorry
He was doing it. No, you need to be very careful. No, you know, you need to just wipe it from where you put it on
We get spread yeah, mate. Yeah, I'm getting it off your eyes
No, I'm sensing off your eyes my eyes are filling up just spread I can tell
You doing the bathroom you get the towel
Sorry about this
I've got a nice new outfit Steve. Yeah, nice pink one
I've gone for the backwards cat look
Oh my god you like a fucking cyclist.
Like what?
A fucking cyclist.
Something like a cyclist.
Made my eyes.
Fuck off.
What's fucking right about a cyclist?
The phenomenal ride in a bike.
Fuck that.
Did you just sting you?
Go to the bathroom and get some tissue.
No, just get some tissue in my bottle.
Where's the fucking chazooies fucking broken?
I think I've had a little reaction to it.
You just wiped Kate's eye and he's gone in your eye because you wiped it in
there.
I think I've had a little reaction to it.
You just wiped Kate's eye and he's gone in your eye because you wiped it
Where's the fucking chazoo he's fucking broken?
I think I've had a look at the action to it.
You just wiped Kate's eye that he's got in your eye because you wiped it in there.
Go and get some tissue.
I've got a question.
What's your question, Steve?
There's chazoo but Budapest.
He has, yeah?
Fair play. Fair play.
Yeah. I'm gonna ask.
If he's Budapest, he's fucking done with me.
He what?
If he don't get himself to Budapest, he's done with me.
He's done with me. Any right-minded Arsenal fan needs to be in that set.
Well, he's going, but at what cost, Steve? That's the question.
Six-nil, seven-nil, have we seen?
Hopefully, anyway. But at the minute he's having his shit, I think he's coming back now.
Is it the FA Cup final, Saturday?
Is it the FA Cup?
The audience is.
I'll see you there if you're not...
Where is your fake cup final on Saturday?
I'm there.
I'm going.
Are you going there?
Apparently Fraser's as well.
So have you come down with a ginger?
I would never, ever want to go to that guy.
I did the caramel cup final in Chelsea City and I couldn't stand either team.
And City aren't going to lose to Chelsea either.
What sports do you think it'll be Steve?
It is like, Chelsea City is like, do you want to fucking, both your bollocks off
or fucking stabbing in the head?
Steve, how many goals do you think Arsenal will concede in the final?
Six or six, seven.
Steve, you're 56 years old.
Yeah, that's fucking me, don't fucking claim that.
You're 56 or 57?
I'm not fucking 56 or 57, you cheeky bastards. I'm in the early 40s.
Yeah, you're not kidding anyone.
I fucking come to you at all.
So, look after you. Say that, you probably want to go bottled, aren't you, Jimmy?
You've got a nice head of air. Look after it.
As a... As a...
Fucking crack me up yourself.
Oh, we have fun, Steve. We have fun.
Take us anywhere, play on.
Right, I might see Tess sat there if he's regained his eyesight.
Yeah. I will see you.
Ginge, organise a presentation, aye?
Yeah.
And little Dweebed fucking Davey's best fucking ring.
I'll ring ya, you'll be the first person I ring after me,
Mum Steve, I'm a fuck.
He wouldn't give a fuck about you, Steve, that's the difference.
You're a flying fuck, and he doesn't give a flying fuck.
But where's he fucking at?
He's not missing this fucking bino.
I don't think we started on him, mate.
I can't be after him.
Talk about fucking all fast.
I'm not getting into it, mate.
That'll work me stressed.
Don't do it.
Concentrate on your donor lane.
Exactly, exactly.
All the potential but doesn't quite reach where we should be.
We'll see what happens anyway won't we mate.
So that again sorry Steve. Honestly mate, I'd rather have a shitty man's than
clap them what Scottish football 96 minute penalty to take it to the final day
oh that does sound good to be fair I think so I can go on a game they've got
game and he's selling the arts on sat there when it takes off fuck off
telling you oh that actually is pretty good
arts just need a draw but let's be frank they're gonna get a digged do you
You reckon?
Yeah, you don't go into selling park and survive me.
So the champion, I don't get this, I was a championship group.
Oh, this is our fucking world of Scottish footballers, they separate top off, primarily
you have to so many games and then so bottom off, play bottom off and then top off, play
top off.
But that makes me think you'd want to finish a lot of work to get into bottom off
because then you're going to win more games.
Yeah, that would make more sense.
Absolute fucking bollocks.
Fuck knows.
Yeah, it is last game of the season, it's going to go down too.
Can we write game?
Yeah, it will be. Well, you fucking enjoy it, Stephen.
I'll let you go and make a fucking...
I'm going to go away next to my beautiful Nicola.
Oh, aye? Don't believe you.
Fucking telling it is.
My beautiful Nicola, Bracknell.
I don't believe you, Steve.
You fucking...
Stick to Lisa Riley fucking moisturising routine.
You'll have to send a picture, Steve.
No, no, no, none of that shiggles off in fucking Blackmail house.
I'm not a smutter.
I'm not a smutter.
Oh.
Right, you have a good one, Steve.
All right, mate.
See you in a minute, mate. Bye-bye.
These glasses really open their eyes, all right?
God, I'm glad they do.
Right, we need to go like that, right?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
3, 2, yeah, yeah, yeah, 3, 2, so how are you? How have you been? How have you been? That's the question.
Whoa!
Let's go.
James, you're asking me a confidence booster.
What?
You're a confidence booster.
For what?
You can't drive your eyes like that.
I can.
I've been...
No, you ain't.
I've been getting in your car.
I did it better, no?
Crossbar.
I can drive.
What?
Crossbar. I can drive.
I'd write it. Give me a comment on this piece of paper, because I feel like shit because of my outfit.
The one you told us about.
You've got your Runderclock.
In that?
Runderclock, where's that?
Runderclock, are you doing it?
Nah.
You can't tell me that part, I was yelling at you about that.
It's not my thing. It's my step.
Sorry, are you okay there?
Can we have a talk?
That's it.
you
you
you
you
you
I should wash my mouth with soap.
three more for soap.
Morgan.
Sam Lee Berthelisle.
That stops now.
What is that?
Do you want me to get changed?
There's Chesrow in there.
Chesrow in there?
Fuck his things.
I'm doing my show for service.
It's fine.
I'll see about that.
It's part of the show for service. I'm going to get my keys in the back.
I've got my jackets there.
I got one in the car
I might have one downstairs
I've got some big tree
That's my family tree
Yeah, that's my family tree
One minute chance getting changed
What's the meaning?
See what kind of mattress?
It's like a family tree.
Your ass is like a family tree.
Mother Python business.
Oh my god.
Yo, that whole time, I was still bringing you in here.
You got something?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
What?
You flipped over?
Oh, you mean for the song?
What? You mean for a song?
No, I never went to this.
You got yourself a music cure.
Sorry, chat.
Nah, you don't forgive me, do you?
You just don't forgive me.
Yeah.
I know, I left him.
Right.
Go, go, go, go!
No, they're chatting up.
Give me a go.
Go, go, please, go, go!
Speaking of your oils...
See you at the last night, Chris.
Brilliant.
Well, I think someone in the camera box is going to go up.
How about it?
For all...
Not that's the downstairs.
controversial to us out of this.
What do you think you'd have him on the back?
Hey, Scott Brown.
What a player.
It's what Scott Brown used to do, isn't it?
I've got this in a rich free box.
I'll probably give it to Beano though.
Do you think? Beano like this.
What?
What?
I'm sure they're going to get some trouble.
No worries.
Wait, have we put it back before the notes are out there?
Yeah, if you want me to.
Is it raining?
Thank you.
Right, I'm going to move my car.
Can you stay with me?
It is.
It's raining.
I've been fishing all the time.
I've been fishing all the time.
You're not going to have to be in the team chair.
Yeah.
I think you need to be in the team chair.
It's raining it's pouring oh man this come in you fucking weirdo
That's my family tree that's my family tree
Who's the sender's places?
Oh shit! Personal Randolpho
It's not so random any more
I hope all species of you
What you are, I'm endangered
No you, anything that works like you
acts like you
CMC.
No CMC. Fuck CMC.
Holy foe hat. Holy matter, Betty. Holy trim. Holy egg chip.
Bro, you've got attacking full box.
Alright, attacking for a reason.
What up, bitch?
Shut your mouth, bitch!
What's your name?
Freel
You were sitting there?
Are you?
Do you not use the B word?
What? Do you not use the B word?
What B word?
You know what B word?
Bastards, bitch.
Oh, did you use it?
Just like that, I didn't even go for it.
I don't know.
That's how easy people can be manipulated.
Watch this.
Watch five plus five.
Ten.
Bitch.
What the hell?
What do you mean?
I like a builder bear.
Are you talking to him?
Yeah.
Fuck, are you getting fucking larry too?
No. You don't tell him what to do.
Yeah.
You get it, please.
Guys!
I'm pulling a husband in.
I was cleaning the room.
Hey, you fucking suck!
Closer that's my fucking top!
What?
For the first time in my life I've dressed as a pide
What do you mean?
That way I've dressed as a fucking knob
I'm calling the family meeting guys
Family meeting
Bye Kate, thank you very much for the ball
Family meeting, come on
Family fucking meeting, do you want to see all of that?
I'm left fucking meeting!
Hold on.
That's on the tech never telling man, amen.
Nah, that was... sorry. It's because I dressed up for the show.
Sorry.
That's fine.
Sorry.
Sorry, no, I fucking stepped, I just stepped them out of there.
Have you got the berry pack?
Shut the fuck up now, before I need to pick up now.
Pick up and I'll pick the fuck up now.
Shit is burning
Oh it's
It's like people are taking his family fucking meeting serious
MULTIGOOD
Bro
If that's what I think it is, I'm gonna go home
No
Chicken and stuff in
Eugh
God, I'll cut you mate
How can you help me?
Now, that's a question that's thrown on the wall
Okay
Yeah
How can you help me?
Okay
How can you help me?
The question
Fucking echo
The question should be, how can you help yourself?
What the fuck is that?
Chicken and stuffing.
How can you help yourself?
I'm not sure.
Do you know that, Charlie?
I think you could help yourself.
Eating less takeaways has made a million, trillion percent.
You've never been more right.
Well fucking done.
On Islam, star in the fucking week.
About the fucking time you realised, well done.
What fucking answer that was?
You don't really know the answer. You smashed it.
Yeah.
Fucking hit the nail on the head.
I'm not gonna tell you why we got pats on this.
Put the nail in the coffin.
No, no, he takes a call for retro pics and he's retro cam.
Everyone pose, time to turn around, pose.
Bud?
Two seconds.
You were so right, I was right.
In fact, I...
What could you do to help his problem?
Er...
To help his problem?
That's my fucking job.
What do you mean?
What advice would you give him?
Same advice as if he's giving himself stuff, getting something to take away from him.
He's right.
How would you help yourself, my room?
I don't know how to do that, I'll just do it, alright?
What do you mean?
How would you help yourself?
Move like him, he's having white socks.
Hehehehe!
Shumlaoo! Oh shit!
Can you give me a lead?
Oh shit!
Oh you're not, really?
Okay.
Guys, oh!
As you can see,
there's only three of us in this house.
We're missing two.
Oh no.
Four, five, six, seven, yeah.
I mean if the following members not the robots, fine off, that's talking.
I'll be honest, I can't fucking follow me in for nothing.
Really, it's like I'm on this.
Right guys, you was right with what you said that answer.
So fucking right.
I just want to tell you all, genuinely, well done.
Cheers mate.
Love that.
And a sole fucking right.
Right, G, you're correct.
Look at that. Do you want a cube of the protein? Done.
Anyway, it's a pleasure to have all of us in one room before tonight.
It's a big outing, cos it might not be free or was it?
No.
No? There might not be.
There might not be, and I don't think there will be.
Cos I don't think we're gonna go to piss it down.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's pissing me down really bad.
We could have fucked it off.
We could have fucked it off.
This is a good gunplay for a night.
I don't drink again.
What?
No, we can.
We can.
Oh, I can still go to Tesco.
I'd like to go to Tesco, I need it.
I'll go in there.
Oh, I'll wait.
I'll drive.
Morgan, I'm not dressed like this for nothing.
It's just full line, couldn't do nothing.
It's the chauffeur service, I like that outfit.
Last time I was dressed like that, I got that like one by Brian.
I wouldn't even dress like that.
Yo, erm, G.I. is the chauffeur service and you can't turn on the chauffeur service.
Oh, there's other service for fucking him.
Well, that's because you've been like a fucking come all over you.
And what's wrong with that?
What? I've been come all over you by doing a chauffeur service, quite a lot.
Everyone is expressing themselves.
Yeah, you can do that in your spare time, not why you should be working, you covered in jizz.
You know what, I know you two don't want to be around the normal club, but I do.
Alright, we'll do that.
Who the fuck is he talking to?
Don't raise your voice!
Oi boys, no one speaks for fuck off about that.
Oi you fucking dickhead, shut up you knob!
What's the matter?
Right, guys, do you know I've got a short service going and he's taking the fix?
I can probably end with that again. Not already. We'll give it a couple of minutes.
Now go.
You're going to get lots of it.
Off camera.
Did you know?
You did.
You saw it.
You know.
Didn't see you there?
What?
Didn't see you there.
Oh, I didn't see you there, sir.
No, I was in bushes.
Do you remember why you're all day class, you said?
Got a doggy car.
A doggy car.
A doggy car.
I've got a test car there.
Oh it's looking ironic isn't it, Jake? You're asking for a meeting.
How about you fucking be here? Do you know what I mean?
I didn't realise you had to stay overnight in London tonight.
Oh no way!
I always get caught in trouble last night.
Oh you say that last night?
I always get caught in trouble, I thought I had to do it.
It's weird.
I get caught in trouble.
Now you get caught in fucking...
She'll be fresh.
She'll be fresh.
Right, you might as well move your car.
Tell you just get in the loop because we've been battered in the wall.
Come on then.
What's the look like, shall I?
Sooner?
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, yeah, we can't go out in that.
We can't go out in the loop for a minute.
Come on then.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I've got to sit next to the fucking weird one find the light
Yeah, give me the chair for when you can please jazz
He's ready. Yeah. Oh, no, I know why you wanted to drive
Once upon a time, okay, there was three shots 11
I remember what she said to me.
James that's not the sea belt!
I feel like this happened before.
People thought that song I wrote was about Katie.
Come on.
See the lights in the back over there?
Hopefully not.
Can I light the airchars please?
I've got a bit of a fucking...
I've got a quote.
If you ever think there's light at the end of the tunnel...
There's not. There's not.
Brilliant.
Give up on all your dreams and lads you thought.
If you've ever got a dream, you...
I'm not following it.
It's not worth it.
Okay.
Rugburn, I never go to Tesco to shut the fuck up, bro.
All you do is go to Tesco, bro.
Brilliant. Tie it up.
Someone does.
Charlie.
Charlie.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh!
Nearly eats his car!
Take your shots out of there, mate.
Don't be an inconsiderate in our bed.
Just inconsiderate also.
Oh, boys.
Did you do it at enemy stream?
Can't get out.
You being serious?
Yeah, you are.
My keys are in the house.
No, I'm not in the car.
My key, my key, my key.
Can you get me keys please Chas?
What?
I'll tell yous.
Yeah I'll drive the car into the fucking kitchen.
You put your unbreak on and you fucking get out and get him.
Sorry your Majesty.
Get some fuck.
Oh you can get your car here.
You know what?
Hit your car.
Oh man.
She can get out.
Now someone's going to do the cord rapid.
Oh I've got my shit.
Go on then.
Oh my god.
You do that.
I don't know that one.
It's the same as the last one.
It's not.
It's actually gone down.
It's really funny.
I don't know very great.
It's fine, watch the drive.
Mind you, it's a drive.
I know we're gonna be peeing there just now, we've all...
I'm not going to want to pee.
Go in.
You're pissing me off today.
Fuck it, you seem to do this a lot, don't you?
Go on Darren, do it, it's way too late.
Um, genuinely the clothes are not working.
Yeah, and it's not the same clothes.
I forgot he'd never have done that.
Oh yeah.
I'll end chas.
Barrage boys are fucking by for this.
I'll end something every day, don't you chas?
Mate, hold it on.
Hold it on.
I'll be right hanging.
I'm sure we've moved our lights, haven't we?
No, I don't mean that.
No, it's a pretty suit on that.
It's alright, we're visible.
I wish I wasn't.
Really, why?
Trust me.
I'm not in my car.
Are you alright?
Do you want to speak to me upstream?
No, thank you.
At least I'm the style man.
What are you doing, by the way? I've just signed for many nights on that chap.
Have you?
Yeah.
I'm at Millwall.
Everyone's done somewhere.
Have you seen the gold difference chance for the league?
Right, now I've seen the point difference, haven't?
Catch up, buddy.
Well, don't drop any points, brother.
I'm not one player.
You're the one who's right behind you.
Yeah.
Well said, behind.
Hey!
Why are you looking for your sister?
Yeah.
What is that? Is that the house?
What is that?
What is that?
It's outside of my house bro!
Yo, you mind you can't be fucking parking outside of our house.
You might come out and picture that little cat.
We fucking standing outside of the house bro.
Chill begging it bro.
What do you mean using the back bro?
Don't worry about using the back you pussy.
Yeah it's your autograph.
Thank you.
We'll hop out and have a go.
Ah so I'll give you a look at that.
Whose camera is that?
That's my camera.
Don't worry about whose camera it is. Do you know who we are? We are Bob's and Dickhead.
It's not a Bob's camera.
Why is Alex trying to get loud actually? We're fucking...
What? That's my boy?
Yeah, do you know what? It's all fair now.
Short city eleven. Short city eleven.
Short city eleven.
Short city eleven.
Can you imagine?
Yeah, by the knife, I'm driving.
Honestly, mate, it's doing me, I don't know this.
Left or right, guys?
Right.
That matter, what not?
And that brings us to a great new segment. Exploration of what not in the chat and you can win Ace, Nintendo, Swimstone or a PlayStation 5 Pro.
You can win this up until the 23rd of May. Exploration of what not in the chat today.
The new script.
Come on you script here.
How's your new TV?
You know it's rad man.
Mine is TV.
Well I got new TV.
There you did. You bought my point.
That's a jicya.
Oh, well I bet that aim was good as the brand new Samsung QLED.
You lead, what was that?
Run, no, yeah.
You want to interrupt the Jockey League's course, actually?
Yeah, well, you do it to my finger, I mean,
I've got a sport to watch out for.
Well, you're a track card, you're actually saying that,
what, or not, then?
Yeah.
He just ginges on the mark, then?
No, I don't want to, no, fuck this.
He's just stopping in the road, typing test score.
I'd just go a test score.
Just go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
2 at air.
No, hit a right.
Drive, just say that, just say that, haven't?
2 at air.
What? Sir?
Sir? That brings me into another segment
Make sure you put exclamation mark Samsung in the chat
Because we have the brand new 72 inch QLED TV with the 8K gaming Hertz monitor display built in
Make sure you go and grab yours today in Curries or on the Samsung website
I was buzzing with it for that man
Oh mate, I bet it's a great thing
Unbelievable
Is it his turn now?
Strangely
What? Nah, I don't know what it is
It's just I loved buying it after it was part of it
You know the word we've got guys, try and tell me where to go out, cause you trust paying some maps.
You think you're revolutionary, innit?
You're not as revolutionary as the brand new metal car that you can sign up with Revolut today.
It's that insurrection art Revolut in the chat and you guys can get £3.20 per month of signing up using the code BOFBOYS when you sign up.
Hey, it's just 30 out of 13, what do you pay very much mate, for the 29?
Shout a few cents.
Who?
These ones.
I ain't shouting that out, I ain't paying me.
What time is yet?
The paid move.
Speaking of paid, you can go and go and go and...
No, no, no, no.
We can't say.
Who's that?
Ain't paying me.
Ain't paying you?
Well, guess what?
You can go to FC 26 and do the brand new Visa SBCs.
And you can use your Visa Mastercard
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And you also get a free credit
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The brand new S...
Chazz, your face looks very smooth.
Is it?
Why does it look so smooth?
Touch me.
a shave? Because guess what? Well I've not used two, I've not used three, I've used one.
One Phillips, one blade. I use that to make sure my face is feeling extra smooth. And what
I was gaming with my friends? What did I do? I squatted up with the boys. Me, Jakey
Taze, were on Rocket League and we're going to be playing Fortnite tomorrow. And make
sure you put exclamation mark one blade in the chart, because you can come to the
Manchester in-game event and meet the boys.
I'll be sick of that.
You're not going to need the bodies.
They do meet us.
Not me.
What if I return a chance?
Just like I return it.
It's fair, yeah.
It's made to say that.
So you've got to be prepared.
What's that?
You've got to be prepared.
Ah mate, it's crummy.
No, you're not using it for this long blade.
Good job.
Long blade.
Tridge is the one, mate.
Couldn't be.
Yes.
I'll tell you, sir.
Go on, Mazda.
Thank you very much, mate.
I appreciate it.
Boys, what rhymes with strike?
With what?
Strike.
Strike.
Strike.
I've actually only followed the test goal once, it's fucking perfect.
You wouldn't have done that with Waze.
You don't have a Waze like that.
I don't know, let me just check my proof check.
No, the rain's insane.
Terry, can't do run-out, I guess I'll...
Yeah, the rhymes...
We will look to do something like it on Friday.
I know it should be good.
No, this will be very good.
He is fake ice cracks.
No?
No, you call him.
He'd be calling.
Boys, you looking forward to the World Cup?
I don't.
You looking forward to the World Cup?
Why?
I mean, yeah, I am.
Can you time out Murphy please?
You just sat there spamming chairs.
What channel do you think you're going to be on?
What channel of the game's gonna be on?
I don't know how you put an L. I wonder if it's pissing it down like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I didn't actually use really pissing it, it's not even supposed to.
Obviously we wanted to do it but we can't.
There's nothing spitting, it's actually full on Hawk 2 in it though.
Hawk 2, uh...
Can't wait to go.
I can see you've been good at that.
Chas, I can see you've been good at swaps.
Hawk 2, uh...
Should we test it?
Test it to me, test it to me
Do you know what a train is like?
Trains?
This is a one way deal brother
There's my family
He's not now
He's a dreamer
I'm going to try and go see if we've got the mullet here.
I've got no boxes on.
What kind of boxes is that?
I don't know.
Is that the open fucking door?
It's the right door.
What?
I don't know.
Is it a rush?
I'll say it.
Breathe it.
Breathe it.
Alright.
Let's give it some breathing.
Alright.
Let's give it a fucking breathe up sometimes.
I'm getting a pure touch there.
How you doing?
Fucking, I'm just going to go back, I'm going to get a lot better shots.
Shots?
Yeah, right.
Where's your truck coming from?
Pure here.
What is Bro doing?
Bro thinks he's part of the team.
Sure, your BTEC's over there.
What's about that?
Yeah, right.
I'm getting a pure touch there.
How you doing?
I'm getting a pure touch there.
How you doing?
I'm getting a pure touch there.
How you doing?
That's about all.
Yo.
Because he's the best around.
Get me away, get me away.
Very flamboyant.
Stretch yourself out.
Stretch yourself out.
Oh, well, well, well.
Woo-hoo!
What do you got?
I've got a sauce on the candles.
What the fuck?
Can't be true, mate.
Feeling like I cannot.
Well, that's a great start.
What the fuck, what the fuck?
Fucking hell!
I can't jump in, it doesn't make sense mate.
That's that, that's that, that's that.
It's a utility inspection lamp.
Yeah, it's durable, you can't find it.
It's all right, I'm going to give you a tip for, um,
Timmy's to use this as a bit of a screen tonight.
Nah, it's all right.
I've been trying to drink, that's the car language.
What do you mean, fuck it?
They're dry.
dry. Oh this shit man. What do you reckon? It actually does.
And it's done oh my god
Oh my god
Now there looks it. Oh my god. That's pretty weird. Oh my god
Shut the fuck up
Fucking talking like that
I've got four of them in the nature.
How did you turn it on?
I stopped talking.
There was three boys in Tesco.
And we all got the dicks out.
And we started tossing each other off.
And so one of them...
Glanied.
And then they woke up, right?
Because they were dreaming.
The guy dressed in a black shirt and black pants
ended up getting buccarkied.
And then Tesco.
And then they woke up
and then he woke up because he was, he wasn't real, right?
He drowned.
What?
I've seen him.
I thought Grey Stevens, right?
What? Not you.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha.
Are you getting lucky?
Tase?
You got one.
You got too much.
I've got a lot more to do.
You look big though.
You wouldn't get that.
You wouldn't get it.
You wouldn't get it, I was like.
You wouldn't get it, I was like.
Oh, man.
You might like it.
Just don't do it.
You're hurting me to 13 years old.
Boys!
Boys!
I've got a lot on my case.
Honey, I just can't get it.
I've got a lot on my case.
I've got a lot on my case.
I've got a lot on my case.
Honey, I just can't get it.
Honey, I just can't get it.
Honey I just don't get it
I'll be enjoying being a...
Are you my YouTubers or some shit?
Yeah, what's the matter, YouTubers, do you?
Yeah, we're YouTubers
Yo!
Do you want a drink?
Are you okay mate, yeah?
What are you doing around here, man?
Do some shopping mate, fair enough
Oh, the blues!
Ah, for the blues!
Ha ha ha, go away!
Ha ha ha ha!
You know what you're here for?
He's here to me before you know it.
Oh, let's stop all this.
We've got the documents.
It's not even true.
You've been texting our decoys.
Texting our decoys.
I actually want to know.
Who the fuck sits there?
Do you need a cheese tray up?
You need one.
Come on.
You've got great cheese.
You make your pizza still, I know.
It's not.
I've seen it a lot.
That's my...
He's making pizza still, I'm not.
No, it's not. I've seen it a lot.
That's my...
Right, well...
It's actually one of our key coins.
Are you kidding me?
We'll have to get some of this from the bakery, aren't we?
Yeah, let me go first.
Let's see what we're doing.
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So any Twitch channel and Ginge always gets battered by primes.
How does it get off?
Fatter by primes.
I wish.
They're down to like 70% or something.
Yeah, that's good news.
Have a look.
Well, you know where you're going?
If you just not trying to get a choked up.
Inspector, who thrown him?
Inspector!
Right, where's that? I need some cookies as well.
We'll put you in here together.
Yeah, fucking the eye.
Doh!
I'm going to tell my fucking kids where the back street was.
I'm sure I'll believe that.
Cookies.
Cookies moving back streets.
Why does this keep getting brought up?
Jakey's live for one day.
And now I'm the target.
What's up?
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go anywhere.
Weird.
What was that? It's in, bro.
Have you not seen the video?
He's thinner.
Oh, that was awesome.
Good, eh?
I'm glad they were.
Have you seen them?
I don't know if they're kids.
Do you think anything else we should get, Chad?
Anything you think is worth us getting for Friday.
What if the rain stops?
The rain stops. We can go if it goes and we can't.
Do the rain ever really stop?
That's the question, man.
Because, you know, today Chad's been trying to fight wars.
But what the fuck is a war?
James, what the fuck's a war when I'm fighting one of me, Ed?
What's the war when I'm fighting when I'm mad?
Ohhhh!
That's cool.
Umbrella? Yeah, we'll get a camera for children.
Oh, there they are.
In between the three of them here.
Red juice, I am.
I am.
Yeah.
I'm sorry about shit.
You gonna shit yourself tonight?
Can't lie.
By tonight?
No, I'm the last person.
I'm sorry about the frequency.
Oh, you've done an under-hockeying.
You're looking forward to it, aren't you?
Okay.
Have you done more sad?
Yeah, I was just curious.
Oh, you did?
Sorry, my wife.
I bet you've done that.
I just hella one noticeable when you said it.
No, I was just drinking last night.
I put my drug correctly.
You should have done that.
That's true, that.
Not like a bug guy.
Fuck you, now.
Just be no one easier don't you?
We'll get the batteries out of the doors, check them out.
That's what you want to do.
Tango down.
He was waiting.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
I'm taking it.
I'm sure you think it's bad, eh?
You need to stop it, yeah.
What is it, kid, Ken?
I'm with you.
Yeah.
Sure, bastard.
Oh what was he going to call it?
What was he going to call it?
What was he going to call it?
No!
Matty B Rats but I got the B in the end but he's not...
Oh that happens!
He's going to be in M's so he called me a batty!
He's going to be in Matty Rats so he looks like Matty B Rats!
That's not very inclusive is it?
James being a prick, tell my man, amen!
What?
You're not saying he's going to be a son coming out?
No. Speaking of that...
No, fuck that.
No, it's gone.
No, it's gone.
No better place to generally go off on the rentesco.
Yeah, no, that actually...
I'm not going to get you tipped off though.
You alright then?
Okay, so we're gifted here?
Yeah.
You might.
I ain't helping you music.
Fuck that.
Whatever the patch is, it's good.
I'll get you tipped off.
Thank you, guys.
Do you want me to see what part it is?
Right here.
Right, do you know what it is?
Ginger. Ginger.
Come on.
I'll go side with Taks and make sure it looks cool on it.
Mate.
Just do your tits up and let me call.
OK.
Right, and then you've got to act cool and dance to it.
Oh my god, we look so cold!
the actual soap, woah!
I'm so fat enough to show me right now
I've been watching two thirty year olds and I've never caught a fake tuxedo
yeah, guess what?
I dunno
maybe you're a bit sad
what?
you're right behind me
yeah, you're 24 this year
I'm not in the depth there
but you ain't just two over one on
either side of me
I can't relax, that's all I can think of.
If you'd like 30 of a 7 year old camera, it'd be weird.
Actually, it would.
Would you like an 100 batteries?
Yes.
I'd like you to jump in the back of one.
Please, me actual torch gun.
What?
I'm gonna do much of it.
Would it not?
All right, with the torch, do you know?
Oh, actually, you're switching the torch.
Total objects.
I don't have the lens.
With the fork?
Actually, I...
Ah, yeah.
That wouldn't be awesome.
What?
Is it exposed?
Fox.
Yes, floating water.
Fox and floating water.
No, no.
Fox.
I'm just looking at what you've done.
I'm just looking at what you've done.
I'm just looking at what you've done.
Ah, so you can do that thing when you walk off.
No, I won't.
Roll.
Listen.
Roll.
I got to have a research, though.
Curly Fender probably not.
I'm not interested in all of that.
So I can't wait for another one.
I'm older. I do like family shop with my kid.
That'll be soon, you fucking hell.
Wait, what? I'm supposed to have a concert.
He's got to be.
He's got to be.
He's got to be soon.
Ā£15 for an airbrush.
I've been lost in mines for £4, there you go.
I've been lost in there as well.
I got it. What have you got?
Are you eating that for your paper? Excuse me. Excuse me.
He's drinking his drink.
You've got some.
It's alright.
Thank you.
There you go.
That's what it's doing.
What's that?
It does say USB charge.
It's a USB charger.
It's a USB charger.
You just said USB charge.
There you go then.
What if there's any from the other battery?
We might need some for this.
Right, which one's it then?
What's my other light?
I could also just Amazon a better one.
Just got to think about it, you want to treat that thing more good or good.
All good in the hood.
What are they discussing? That's my question.
Yeah, like, yeah.
What's your name?
It's my life's mid.
It's my life's mid.
It's my life's mid.
No, I can't ask you that.
I'm going to eat it.
No, I'm going to say I haven't failed you.
You could've asked for a bottle of water.
No, I'm going to give you a bottle of water.
Honestly, Chas.
I'm going to give you a video.
Can I ask you one?
I'll get some chocolate then, Chas.
You weren't a fake Chas.
I'm not a fake Chas.
I'm not the one who's yet chocolate.
Funny I just don't get it.
You join free of charge.
I know you smell the perfume
and make up on your shirt.
I'm going to try and get a five mate.
You're going to leave me in stories.
I appreciate you a lot brother.
Thank you mate.
Mate that's a fucking bargain now.
If you want to get it then you can't.
Yeah I'll get these. Lucky I've got a club card in it.
Oh, is he getting his toilet in again?
Chocolate, there you go. I can't lie boys, I'm getting these for everyone. These are all ours. Just us three though.
Yeah, just us three.
Wait, who three?
Who three?
Me, you, Jun.
Do you see it?
Ah, Junji, Junji, Junji, Junji!
I was trying to figure it out.
What do you want, Chaz?
Cross for T-Tex.
What do you want, Chaz?
Um, just a quick one.
Obviously these 8 carats have gone missing
and they weren't any of you two.
Mum's life.
Mum's life, actually, wasn't me as well.
Mum's life.
So, that's to be Jacob?
I'm sure it wasn't me.
That has to be Jacob.
No, but...
Um, in the second...
Boys, I'll I know.
I took Jackie Chaff cakes.
No, we fucking knew that.
No you didn't.
We just knew that.
We actually knew that.
Nah, I actually got it.
Cheers.
Watch how close I get to that.
You choose.
Why did he smell so light?
I don't know.
Did you get it?
Yeah, you're all gonna like it.
But they feel light.
My DG-B-E-R-E-D-O.
Why are we on this section?
Mods could be unpin that please.
What are all being good?
Yeah, we are being good.
What's the fuck?
Just get some QBs to help you.
What's going on there?
That's a search engine though.
What do I get here?
Magic stars, I'm not a weirdo.
You ever said a line?
A line wire? I've never actually tried that.
Is it now?
I'll set it.
An old four hour rush is past, I'll try then.
Is it a shock, is it? Is it?
Do you know how quickly you're pissing me off?
I'll fucking kill you, you stupid cunt.
Oh, the wind's picking up on it.
Jalen, do you like to meet up with me again?
It must have been the wind.
You're a man, don't show you.
Let's put a security pack right above our coat.
Thank you, Chester.
What's the problem?
Four, one, two, three, four.
Just leave it there.
Oh, yeah.
Ah, that's fine.
Ah, you're fine.
Very good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh yeah
Sorry, I got a little bit eager. I drunk one of the loopers I used before I paid for
Thank you.
Plug card accepted.
Look at that, £3.25 off.
Need you to rob me of plastic.
Need you to rob me of plastic by...
What is his actual job role there?
Wait a minute, it's just personal, bitch.
It's actually personal assistant.
Is that your job role?
You taking advantage of what he's saying?
I'm serious though, I'm serious though.
He actually just does stuff like that.
I don't know, he's a good guy.
Nah, I don't need to.
Cos I asked you to do it.
I thought it's fucking job work then.
True for kids, they're gorgeous.
You're all just jealous you ain't got a vodka out there.
You're all jealous you ain't got vodka.
What? What? What?
I think he's forgetting we started that vodka.
Huh?
We started all this.
We started all this.
Who was the first person to get a camera man?
We get it, bro. You got a basket chef now.
We get it. We get it.
Oh, I'm having two filet steaks with asparagus
and people to eat this for lunch.
We get it, bro.
What a freak.
And then from Alder's I was like,
There's not like a literally star-sized thing.
What?
Normal-sized Amanda.
What the fuck?
Stop!
Someone help me, it starts!
It starts?
No, it starts.
Did you just skip that bit?
By the way, watch this.
Oh, that one is out. Watch this.
What the fuck?
Missed.
Let's try the white land bar.
That's good fun.
It could be one of the worst chocolates I've ever tried in my life.
Try this.
What about that?
My pink panthers, just taste like that with chocolate.
Trust me on that.
I'll do that, I might, thanks.
You know what I'm doing.
Did you tell him to get that?
I'm not talking to myself, you know what I'm saying?
You want to speak down the side of the top though,
so we do it.
Give him a chip, chocolate bars,
that you often buy.
It's up to you guys.
I'm just gonna let them out of the fucker.
Pass on.
You okay? You okay? You sleep well. My little meatball. Sleep well.
Who's that, the guy?
Stop with that, by the way. They just beat you up straight.
No, no, no.
You're done, buddy.
You need to do what?
Jesus takes me for you man.
I'll give you a ride.
You can drive.
Oh shit.
Fucking hell.
Sorry bro.
Yeah, sorry, don't go fuck.
Yeah.
Come on, please.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I'll tell you, he's all back there, so I can get him.
Get a fucking seat, mate.
Look.
Weather is shit.
A few of us are.
Fucking...
Weather's wonk.
How are you all, it's good.
Chay is excited for a bit of fight now when we get back.
Joe jump up.
Well, um, plan plan on Friday.
Just put it in.
Yes.
Camera off.
there we go oh you enjoy being hurt i'm going to make a chance to get up there
there we go there we go we're on run teller run teller
you chance to email trafas because streamed there yesterday uh no i believe you got kicked
I don't know.
We, I don't know who you are.
What do you do about getting kicked out?
No, it's not me.
I know, I know, it's not us.
What's up, Lee?
Yes, we are only, mate.
I ain't going rain in, go dog in, please.
What?
No, we're going on personal food, mate.
No chocolate milk.
They like chocolate, but what's the music I'm taste, fuck, you know?
Yeah, I like to sit and do my own thoughts.
Yeah, I like it just having those on.
I've got a lot going on in this, this mind of yours.
One of some mad depression shit, please, bruh.
I get beat when there's nothing in my way.
She's the one that's been doing it.
She's the one that's been doing it.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I can go, I'll resum.
Stop being lippy.
Yeah, sorry.
Sorry, yes, it's soon self.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't know if I think he moves.
Is he, is he alright?
Yo!
Yo!
You know it's the last thing.
Yo, the last thing is that first as well.
First and left.
Oh, bro, I don't care now.
You put it first and left.
Can't get the fucking staff!
He's doing it, he's a bit of a fucker's fucking man.
You can also struggle to take the car, right?
I just need to fill a shit size bit.
Oh, bro, he's holding.
It's open.
Every now and then.
If I was going to stop it by a parking lot, that calls it a wall.
I'm looking on the track to look for it.
get on the screen, get on the screen.
What's your pot of ice doing for the first time?
What are you doing, guys?
What are you doing, guys?
Huh?
No, actually, we're not.
Who are you, Angle?
Oh, the maths, Angle, alright.
No, it's just me and you. You need to clean shit.
Alright, you need to quit your shit.
What?
What would you want?
That.
No, you don't.
No, that.
You need to...
Where are you going?
You need to improve.
No.
Facial structure.
Facial?
What are you doing?
Mm-hmm.
You're coming, I didn't mean it.
Exactly.
Look at him.
They don't know if we have to go through.
Look at you.
You're cool.
All right, you know.
You fought wrong.
You fought wrong?
You heard wrong.
True. How's Trish?
I don't get it.
For real, not like the fight you do catching the baseball.
You're wrong.
Shit, I'm fucking slinging out some niches there.
If you get them, you get them.
Hey, you know where you're going?
So there was a plug and some wires left on top of the laptop for the laptop.
Well the laptop, I've seen them.
Exactly.
Now they're not there.
The only question I can ask you, maybe Lara's done it.
That's what I'm thinking.
Hey Lara, just a quick one.
On the laptop on the marble table as you walked in,
walked in there was a white plug with two slots in for USB-C and there's a me
Mac charger on there and they're not there anymore so I was wondering if you or
Niamh has potentially picked them up so that was no please thank you
Why are you fucking very well? I'm pissed off!
They're chasers.
Are they at war?
What the fuck am I wrong?
Cinnamon Yum Yum. Finally can try it.
Yeah.
I can't believe you.
That's unreal.
That's really good.
There you are.
Don't draw some. You don't.
More for you!
Oh no.
No, it's not that.
Come on.
Meow.
Anna, why is that shazam?
Oh, you're cooking, then, buddy.
You're really going to die.
You're talking to a Tory.
Fucking stupid, man.
Go and matchy.
Well, because people are picking stuff up, so fuck that ain't nice.
I've got my charger in there just before you start pulling that.
I hope you don't work.
I ain't gonna be in here, can't wait to know if I piss it off, I'll ask the guys on purpose.
Sorry to tell you I didn't get the bomb, there.
These are serious.
Oh my...
You know what, I've already got my heels on.
Cheers.
I just thought I'd have you out of the stand.
Yo, Jeeb.
You alright?
Just seeing if anyone likes anything at all.
I was thinking it would pick me a plug or anything.
You pork? What pork?
Yeah, it'd be apple jagged pork.
No, not me, mate.
Not me, that mate.
The things you would be.
I don't think the question's easy.
We just start flying out to download the way to scratch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why is the Wi-Fi shit, bro?
Do you really need to do the work for me, bro?
Put it in RATS mode?
What?
Put it in RATS mode.
I'm not gonna tell you the Wi-Fi doesn't work, bro.
Chatter me.
Thanks, bro.
I can't do much thanks, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
take it. Someone literally picks it up today and fucking took it. My apple plug.
There's one of the good ones as well which is lots of it.
I'm just joking.
Yeah.
I'll take something to give you.
Oh, I'll tell you what to be.
Oh no, can't you just head for your left?
Head for my left?
Can't you just head to the living room?
The what room?
To the living room.
I guarantee you Laura's seen it.
I don't know, I might put you in charge of that.
Nah, it was on now, I'm on my left.
It's short.
We can check the stream, actually.
Well, because I'm short, I'll just keep my head.
Ain't talking anywhere.
I'll turn this gaff upside down, don't nick me plug, I will go mad!
Serious!
Yep.
I didn't say that.
That's what I'm saying, is that?
I'll be back.
I have to get the ellipsoid back too.
But you don't have to find it because they're the camera.
So then I think I'll have mine.
But I might think, oh look, let's get that, it's a free plug.
I don't even want to work like that.
Here you go, man, bro. Here you go, the lipstick.
I'm a lipstick squid.
I'll go mad, I don't want to be a fuck these people, guys. I don't want to be a fuck these people.
I'll go mad.
I'm gonna put this down for a bit.
No, I can't.
Go on.
Go on.
One left, two right.
And a point, two four.
Hmm
I know I'm over
it you don't go around taking stuff I know if you fucking
handle give it to me yeah talent not production right and you want some of what
you do? Jazz? No, no. You look like him. Don't get a fuck. Can I get one of these canals,
maxes? Of course you can. Thank you so much for asking. Next time, use your manners.
Get in use your manners. Try again. What's funny? Can I get a colo? A heart of corn.
Can I get a canal max please? Of course you can. Cheers mate. Thank you for using
Can you manage, can you present?
There you go.
Is that hard, Chas?
Is it hard?
I'm hard.
No, what?
Well, the objective today was to fix the wall.
The wall is still fucked, but we've got the right things to fix it, so I don't mind that
Right, so all I know is at least we're gonna be alright, so we're gonna fix it and then we're good to go
If I'm gonna
Jesus Christ!
Shut yourself in.
We do, obviously, MC.
Anyone else with a new boss seat?
Oh, the what?
I've got a new boy's seat.
That's bad to have that in it, shall we move?
Jesus Christ!
It's a tough one to take out, won't it?
I've got a new boy's seat.
I'm on the spot.
Is it shit?
So, man.
I mean I've never watched it since, I can't really say much.
No, like the news actually was made for.
The news isn't going alright.
The other four seasons have been good.
Well, they only got interesting at the end.
That's what happened with a lot of things on the internet.
Like sex.
That's good.
But the real interesting bit's the bit at the end.
Do you know what I mean?
Or you won't, obviously, but...
Have you compared the boys to sex?
Good boy to have sex.
It's a TV show.
Do you know what I mean? You wouldn't know, mate. Brilliant.
How do you know?
Smilers, Caroline, charge your big noms.
I don't fucking say anything.
If you want to get to grips with the camera talker all the time,
you can have it today, Cater.
When the auditions start for being on the spot in the group, actually chat, we have, so I
announced before the World Cup, I believe I said on the 11th of June there was going
to be a mental big stream. We've had to move that to a different date because we need
more time to get production and stuff. However, we're going to have a stream implemented
instead of that which is still going to be good but it's also going to include some creators.
Now my question to you is what creators would you like to see in a stream?
Let me do a battery switch which is on my hand so I mean it's going to be back in a second.
We're going to do a quick battery switch chat and I'm also still reading the chat.
When we're five?
Do...
Cut!
Leave me be there.
This backpack fucked me in the arse.
We're on. So, Corey, Bez, right, stay away from the American audience, because that ain't
going to happen. Maybe for the big one it could, but at the minute, no. If I'm honest,
Nah, there you go, actually, there you go, come on.
Badge, not a bad one, actually.
Joseph, there you go, Badge.
Alhann.
Pingu.
Tyrone, Chip, Benno.
Dejit, Pieface, Tobit.
Danny Arons, Expressions, Mastur.
Let me write some of these on your notes.
Oh fucking scruffy fucker. Sorry.
Get your gas you go.
Woo!
Get the tempers lighter.
So I've been brainstorming yesterday because obviously I wasn't lying but then when I got back after winter my brain started to also was in bed.
I'm not going to say the obvious ones, but I'm going to say a few of the streams that
we've got planning. Obviously we've got the 24 hour scalfunt that's being planned out.
I'm not going to go for everything there. And these are some of the other ones that
we've got. These are just the titles of the ideas. Face your fears. Take me out.
juice I'll just give you another one transport 24 celebrities go-kine Olympics
court jury zoo helper location spin and the laughter I'm not gonna say anything
because it's gonna be the suit the serious one so obviously I've done that
down there because I could easily give it away about what we're doing but yeah there's
going to be some fucking very good streams and the start of this year I said to you
that what I do bigger streams like the quantity of streams might die down
but the quality will go up in terms of these ones so for example these weeks
that we're doing the big ones I might not stream for three days but we're gonna
on a big one. So we are hopefully getting us feeling what we in May June. We should
have one before the middle of June and we should have one in July and there's
actually going to be a mental one. There's going to be a week long I think.
We're still planning it and stuff. A week long potentially of streams. It's going to be mental, right?
I'll have a look into it again when I've never done it. So that will be in August I believe, right?
So we're doing our first trial one. I say trial it will all go smoothly, but we're doing our first big one in June.
Then we'd probably do another one on the back of June, then July, then August.
Can we not say the idea? I don't know what you're on about this, I'd rather not.
And stuff like that.
So, all plans have come into head. I can't get a laptop that's changed my life because I actually plan on everything.
It's weird, it's really weird but it actually does help massively.
So I'd get all that and sort all that out then do a stream of Robert De Niro
Do you know what I mean?
Ooh, that's games I think
I've never spoke to him but hopefully I've never seen him in any collabs or anything
Yeah, I've got your friends from work, I've got faith, so far, hang on.
There we go. There's a couple more written down.
So, oh yeah, that'd be a good one too, I think.
Hey, Chas.
Hello.
There's a lot of stuff to be bought.
You look good, you look sick on the screen, you didn't know I'm out.
Yeah, it was good.
It was fun, it's like we had a lot.
Yeah, I enjoyed it, it was pretty good.
Yeah, I've got loads down there where I've got loads down.
I don't know how to say it, it worked out that I can break some more as well.
What's that?
She's going for all the stream ideas.
Ah, that, I just want to say...
Congrats on your stream, it was very good.
Cheers, mate.
I thought it was the new milk, yeah?
What's going on?
That's going to make a stream last week, take a few thoughts, be right.
Ah, I'll be 33 hours?
Yeah.
Right, okay.
I was wondering what the fuck you were in about, I don't know.
I'll speak to you at the end of the month when I'm in Sakurai.
Oh my God.
I'm missing something right?
Alright, okay.
Alright, so you got it.
Why? Where are you going?
Check us and follow.
You said that.
Yeah, I can do that.
I can do that.
Cheers mate.
I was actually speaking to...
I think it's on the third.
That's not the same thing then, is it?
Well, that's okay.
Third first.
No, if you're in Budapest or Budapest or...
I actually will try to get back to it.
It's been a fashion bit of fashion.
I'm going to learn the number, I'll cover it up.
Go on, Ryan, you're kidding me.
So yeah, we've got some fucking big ideas.
I can't lie, I think this year...
Oh, that's his ring, it's your video, isn't it?
You all right, how's it going mate?
Is it there?
That's the one, mate, that's my plug that you've got in your hand there.
Yeah, that's the one.
It's definitely me, Alex.
Alex, I'm going to punish him.
No, it's all good mate, I'll get out of here tomorrow.
Alright, see you in a bit.
You have to fuck around with me with that, Alex.
Fucking joke mate.
Well, that's something about, that's something like something like that.
Got a little charger.
There you go with my braids, darling.
Fucks sake, man.
You did not have that video, you're off street, bro.
I don't know.
Never switch off mate. Never switch off. Some people are garbage for them to switch off.
Because I'm always switch off. You've actually got a ring door though.
Huh? There's another in-camera innit?
Mate, I want a little more.
Here you go. What'd you care to do? You felt it?
Yeah.
First.
Either I just said, oh yeah, I was at Goldbridge.
What crashed out?
Oh bro, golden crash out is so good.
Fuck you Lee, fuck you Conn, nothing anything.
Honestly, today I was something like...
Oh, I sure was.
Fill you where?
Just start with me hand, that's all.
Not me your hand, do you want me for icon?
So you say you've had a problem there?
Huge?
What's the problem mate?
Never ever silence!
So, uh...
The Pepsi's gone.
Oh, what's this?
In the fridge, you just put it back in there.
Where?
Should be tight, right?
That's made up.
Really?
Look at that.
Where?
Look at it.
Is there any sick idea that you think would be sick on street?
I don't think we'd be sick on stream.
Oh, Saturday, right?
Oh, actually, let me go and fucking sit down with that.
I'll bring you some of each other.
Saturday, I'll be sick. Yeah, Saturday, I'll be fucked.
Oh, what are we talking about, Friday?
Huh?
You can tell them that, will you?
I don't know.
You brought me in on it, it's your thing.
Let me get it fully confirmed first, and then.
Oh, it is confirmed.
All right.
I know what I'm going to have a sketch tomorrow.
Come on, Chas, go there, son.
Oh, I'll put the chair up, Vod Guy.
Fuck, you know, you've got to put that on the floor, you've got to have a bit of respect for where you stay, you.
Fuck you now!
Honestly, I'll dust myself.
There you are.
Oh my God.
Oh, you're watching?
My watch came.
Yeah.
Watch.
Samsung Watch?
That's a phone you dick.
It's upsetting you.
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
No, no, no, I'll go fucking up it.
Cos I've waited three fucking months!
I've not been able to wear this!
And now he's over it again!
And I've taken a fucking piss!
Giving me a fucking watch.
Where is it?
It's in the compartment.
What's this? He told me so we got on the fucking welding test.
What does he use? What a load of balls.
Samsung Galaxy Watch Ultra
It's good Dad, I've not got a watch on today
Hey Chas
Yeah
You've got a Samsung watch
Have I?
Yeah, you've got it
I'm so fucking respect you.
They got our wheels on these.
You're out here, Hansa.
Cheers.
All the band's cold.
What are you like, aye?
Oh, that's sick.
That is actually really cold. Do you know what it is?
Of course I'm gonna wear it, do I not want it?
I'm gonna wear it!
That's gonna be sick!
Cheers buddy!
Oh I got a date!
How are you getting paid extra for this?
I'm at a journey to wear it, I'm gonna put it with my samsung.
I'm gonna be fair with it.
I feel like you thought I had to do it.
Come on. Oh, mate, I fucking stinked. What was it, men, steaks?
I really like these shoes.
Fucking hell, mate. Any ice cubes left?
I turned it upside down in the old cabal.
That's a six. That's actually sick, and I love that.
Sam, Sam, send me on.
Yeah, if you could for that.
How much are these worth, shall I have a look please?
What was it, Greg?
Samsung Galaxy Watch Ultra.
Looks so clean, I can't lie.
What's it for?
Ā£449.
Is it now?
I don't know where he's looking at.
Actually, put it for a watch.
Especially how good these are.
Get out for a five pound mate.
Yeah.
Oh, normally six and a half, but you say 150.
Is it?
I wonder how much he's having custard right now.
Well.
So is it working here, mate?
Fuck it out.
Pick up the phone.
Are you staying there tonight, mate?
All right, now fuck off then.
Fuck it out.
now I'm joking about that's funny that that's funny what each of you making
them jokes he ain't tellin I'm gonna get a new about the blackpool that's good
that he should be making them so you got him in line you don't go back yeah
put that one guy thinks he's part of the group now keep it up well go you
Let's see what happens before we're there to meet.
Yeah, there'll be a long ride home.
What if I say I'm very far?
It's going to be a bumpy ride.
You know, you've not seen that.
You know the guy who goes,
it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Have you not seen that?
Usually I don't touch.
I have seen it I have seen it
Oh it's coming off, come on
Yeah, you don't get it
The purple boss, the purple boss
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on, I'll do it, I'll do it
I'll do it if you want
Hold on, hold on, I'll put it on, try it
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
Oh, good for me
No, you don't get it
Oh, thank you. You don't get it. It's the night bus.
You know where it probably gets on there in the depth?
We've already, erm, we've already, erm, what are they called?
The black shadow thing following it.
Yeah, it's got the skull on there.
Yeah, there you go, there you go.
It's going to be a bumpy ride!
Yeah, yeah, not like that before.
Honestly.
Have a cigarette.
You don't get it. You don't get it.
I'm going to make a fuck off, bruh.
How long's your rebar?
About, uh, half an hour, 50.
That was quite a lot.
That's about as...
Poor Taster in the 10 minutes.
How long actually is it?
10 minutes.
Enjoy your 10 minutes, Vod.
If that...
You're gone after this!
look after this
did you see that bro went on a podcast chat
madame Joyce and went clay tumsons and over there
he's only like a four or five time NBA world champ
who Clay Thompson
i've never heard of him
i know i must get wrong
Clay Thompson's fucking bigger than ever
who is he dating sexy red or something
mm mm mm
mm mm
mm mm
shall we come into the march in tomorrow
ooh
Sorry, they told me they wouldn't make me up.
Oh, there you are.
Oh, my son.
Oh, Meg and Beast, are they?
No, but you should see that Harry Potter's got one of the Memphis Chains in him.
He has to get on the bus.
It's going to be a bumpy ride!
See you there. Yes, Salih, you're coming around like on Friday.
Yes, Lee, you sexy devil.
You got it so well, Mark, you're getting bummed up, bruh.
Oh, Max, you can't wait to see your cute little wood.
Oh, by the way, I've got the best prank ever.
Planned.
By the way, what I've got planned for today is on Fridays, actually, generational.
Don't say I'm a shrimp.
I'm not saying I'm a shrimp.
I'm not a shrimp.
I'm not.
I missed the wrong friends.
I missed the wrong friends.
Alright chat aside, basically Harry Potter.
He's getting chased by these dementors, right?
No, you don't get it, chat.
He's getting chased by those guys, he's got a basket on his body.
He goes,
Right then, moving on.
So, I've got a call with someone today chap, who's going to be taking control of organising certain streams and stuff like that.
That's something I'm going to do, so that'll be interesting, wherever that goes, I'm not sure.
Your mum's message, mate, found Gary Barlow in tenor e-float.
Oh my god, be careful out there. That's my head for us, is it?
He's bald, can I borrow him? He's bald.
He really will be soon though.
Right, where's my notes?
Oh, by the way, next week I'll book site for a stream in London.
I'll turn the stream.
Usually because you need me to be there or I'd like it to be there. Oh, okay. It's fun. Can I stream it? Yeah
It's an IRL for the boys, but it's not an I it's not quite like an IRL we've done before
Right, if you tell me to do me
Right me you jakey tays Hines London zoo
Really? How do you even know that?
I wasn't mad actually, I weren't mad for that mouth.
But it's actually really good.
If I'm wrong, we'll be there for this one.
Basically, I'm going to say I'm booking the track, the Quadrant Ease, for go-karting.
Right, but what we do is we wear the backpack under our overalls.
Right, put the DGI as well as testing it today on our helmets.
DJI on a helmet, we have two people with backpacks
out of shot
and then we have soul control in our ingest so I can see everything.
Yeah, be sick.
You don't seem excited.
I mean, I...
No, but it should be really good.
It should be, but I also think you ain't going to be able to have as well, backpacks going to be overalls.
You would.
You wouldn't.
I think we would.
Do you hate getting them back back some of the overalls?
I don't know about you.
Just let them be with the whole bunch.
Oh, you know what I thought, David.
Well, I just thought you'd go all the way down to London without it being tested.
Just do it all over there, right?
Yeah, one crash might as well be 30 grand.
Yeah, but I don't...
I think you thought about the entire event.
I don't think anyone would crash.
Well, it didn't, but...
some of us were pretty good.
Right, Jack, some mental ideas for a stream, okay. Take it away. Anything that you can
think of, take it away.
Last to leave to you, but...
Brilliant.
Finish one of that cool...
Weird.
A bit weird from you.
Total wide ballot.
But it's not shrub.
Camping.
Poggolf.
Live.
Poggolf.
Poggolf live.
Or something like that.
Yes you do.
Poggolf.
Paintball and we'll be shit on high rl.
Oh, I don't think it would if you wore your backpacks.
Oh my god, are you fucking in the room?
One people's about that, might I say, right?
Bro, bro, oh my god, he's just about to talk to my name on it.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
Bro, you literally bought one extra one when you went to Japan and left the place.
And that's not true.
I wouldn't buy another one.
Bean on stream, it's a good one.
Yeah, it's a good one.
She'll do a haunted house ride, some black professionals.
That's a good one, she'll have you. Thank you.
Paying C&T more, but...
Stonky Hits here.
That actually would go off, but I think it's us.
No, a cat's coming on the left. You need one on the camera.
That's a stationary camera job.
It's a tripod job.
Can you hold it?
Is that it?
Can you hold it for five to fifteen minutes?
No, eh?
In there.
Shit, go on Karen, five to five mate, go on the fucking bike.
Oh shit, I'm still alive.
Thank you very much Karen mate, go on.
I wonder if you can just, anyway, yes chat.
You're good.
Full ended and, ah, just as I haven't.
Sorry chat, full ended.
She's awkward.
Hello guys.
The more you say water, the more I run to it.
Oh my god, skinny dipping.
Skinny dipping.
I am not going off career.
You just left it on there with the prick chat.
Sorry about that.
I'm actually a wanker, sorry chat.
He forgot us.
No, I didn't forget you.
I know that you're the first to break,
Jakey second ACL
That'd be good. We are just a piece of shit to you. No, but it's actually not true
It's not true chat chat everyone give five if you love me
Yeah, I'm going for like mad streams. I'm not going for you to put fucking and golf
Which one that
Turn the 1P into what's another 2-treading of the book.
Turning 1P or an item into a better item.
Which one is better to look at?
Nah, shit.
Gonna be a bumpy ride!
You're being barbed free, mate.
What?
Being a barbed for the day.
You're not allowed to bar the day.
I know, he's gonna be shit, that.
So you all get that for baby, darling.
Shit.
You have to look after it for the day.
Shit.
Oh, my God, James, I've got a stream we can do every week.
We hang out and cuff each other to each other.
We spend a whole day having cuffed.
Absolutely, no.
That'd actually be good, though.
That'd actually be a good stream.
We said that when we're doing stuff we like Bible in the Barcelona.
Huh?
No, no, but when we're back...
Well, then, we'll need to Friday.
Yeah, for Saturday.
Yeah, I got winded.
All right, saddy night.
Can't.
I'm flying somewhere.
Where you going now?
For it's just...
Oh...
Charles, I've read our ideas.
Of course, Charles. Let's go.
Last to die wins everyone's net worth.
Yeah, that's cold.
She...
Don't make your names right here if you stop fighting to the cash.
You've also won it before as well.
The guy in the Harry Potter Wardrobe, I make an accent like that.
It's gonna be a mumpin' head!
Bro, how do you not know the clip?
Me!
They know it the first eight times.
Chill fact...
Right, from the chat...
Oh, yeah, we can do that. I've got it sorted.
Cos I'm doing it week after next.
So you can jump on it for me.
Chat...
I've got from the chat today so far skydive pub quiz pub golf theme park footy golf
tour Scotland tour Wales tour Ireland IRL road trip Joe Factor
But in fact you don't want to do the tour self-ends mental
We need to take Jinx to self-end. That's a hundred percent happening this summer
Who?
Rowley.
Go on Rowley, favorite of five mate, go on the fucking line.
Maybe you should buy a winpichit.
He is indeed, go on Rowley.
Thank you very much mate, you used to look like him.
Thank you Rowley bro.
Storage wars.
No, we actually need to take...
That's a great one.
...ginge takes on Bazvegas.
Who?
Bazvegas.
I don't get it.
There's a place called Basildom.
Oh.
Chat, we're definitely taking James to Mazelden.
What?
Um...
Chat, what would you compare Mazelden to as in...
It's probably like, ooh...
Nah, I'm alright, thanks, Lee.
I've got one, Chat, which is very, um...
similar to the 24...
Do you like Simon?
Did the 24 stadiums in 24 hours?
Or the 20 Prems in 24 hours. I've got two ideas that are quite, I've kind of totally different but also in 24 hours
Go stone edge walk around it and then tell chat or pointless it is blue. I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do chat decide my life. So what we're gonna do we're gonna open a PayPal and
and whatever the chat donate is what I get to spend for the day so say chat
literally donate three quid I'm homeless for the night and I actually will
sleep on the streets I'm being serious you ain't gonna get donated only
three quid but no but you never know it depends fucking scum from the scum
master give me your money money money that's what you're saying you sick
little fucking freak it's actually I reckon you are fucking purpose they
don't give a penny that that's what you'd want I can't lie for
content that is true that's actually what you want
child wouldn't that be sick imagine I've been donated three pounds seventy-five on
paypal the entire day and I've got a little three pound seventy what's it
It's called soccer Saturday.
That would be fun.
We're doing that for a mothet.
Aw.
Cheers mate.
It's a litte video.
What video did you leak?
You said it with your chest as well.
What's he saying?
He's always bored.
Go on Tazza!
From the 26th, how are you doing well mate?
IRL finding Beano.
First I pull a knife.
Shout out to the good.
Tazza?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, can you pass me one?
Where's the next boss to me?
I can't lie, Bob Salona isn't going to, we're not going to play for ages now.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
So, to be fair though, I feel like stream the pre-season.
Yeah, I feel like chat with Bob Salona, I feel like we'll probably stream season 2, if
I'm honest.
We should have just said it's better.
It isn't better, I wouldn't argue it's better, but.
No, take away just the views, it is naturally better.
How much effort if we put as much effort as we did into the one we did this week every week it'd be good
But we don't we literally just rock our playing football guard
That's actually facts
Don't actually sick and I've heard
Backwood to you
Five hundred pound card challenge?
Cardboard challenge?
Five hundred pound card challenge?
Joddy my bag, joddy my bag, baby
I'm trying to think, um, ooh
Bob West's swap bank cards
No, I'm good
No, but I'd actually be a real, I'd be quite cool, beard
I'm good
Spent ten grand on two
Why would you be here though? No, I wouldn't be here, where?
I ain't giving no on my bank card.
I fucking...
Yeah, but you just put a little bit on it.
Nah, alright.
Oh my god.
First one, ten thousand tickets in an arcade.
Nah, it's a good stream.
No, no, no. Good stream. Good stream, not a good bid.
Nah, it's just easy streams on it.
Already doubling.
hmm hmm
chance to stop singing in the background
to chat about that
hmm
hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmm
hmm hmm
hmm hmm
hmm hmm
I've got a few fucking good ones on here
check out that
IRL J.K. Sergio
I don't think you'll do it
you'll probably IRL it don't you
IRL it probably will
IRL in bands like
are you fucking
hahahaha
What are the three Peaks aren't they all abroad?
No, Wales.
Oh, okay, we've done one.
No, done.
Yeah.
I'm climbing Slalom, that's true.
I'm good at the charity though.
Oh, okay.
I think I'm sick right now.
I won't do it anyway.
I'm doing it personally, that's true.
That's weird that you've said that
because I'm speaking to you right now.
Who's that?
Nah, I've been saying it for ages, I've been chatting.
I've been chatting because
anniversary of my dad passed away so I think that's why she passed off, lung cancer.
So you're doing it for lung cancer?
Yeah. I don't think that meant that they were really good with my dad when she died.
My oven, Caleb.
IRL boss again and sent me self-embarishment, I'm not doing that.
I don't think so.
All soon, me and Jake, you've got a sick stream.
I think you'd be able to do it.
I don't fucking know what it is.
Don't say that.
I've told you nothing today.
Oh, I can't hear anything.
That'd be sick, wouldn't it?
Because...
Well, it's going to be heavily, heavily one-slided.
What are you doing?
Oh, there's one, isn't it?
For a video though.
Yeah, just kind of checked it up.
All right.
Oh, we should actually do that one-line chat, Murder Mystery.
It's really good.
The ones where you buy the packs with the QR codes.
They're really good.
Yeah, tattoos where you all choose a tattoo for each other and get them done, but you can't
look till it's done.
Nah.
Nah.
She takes one and lets you be a cunt.
Confiner.
Diamond Jim, what?
IRL London, yeah, that'll be fucking meant that.
IRL London.
There's diamonds.
It'll work if I meet her.
That's my dad's first IRL.
I know.
That's mad, that was the first time I saw her.
I know.
Turned her back, woman with a coat.
Yeah, pretty good, she's got it.
Spend ten counts, yeah.
Didn't even have a camera, man.
I know.
You know what you do?
You make like a Google form.
And people submit them, and honestly, I think that's the second one.
I could just put this on stream and then write all the good ones down.
The problem with attitude is that other people out there that just fucking submit cocks.
You can't submit.
No, no, I say no, just write cock and submit.
Naturally.
Yeah, I think I'll air in a lot more United Games next season.
You know it.
Oh, because you're getting a box?
I'm not getting a box.
Box ain't mine.
I'm still on with a box, he's letting me use it.
I don't have to stream in there yet, so...
Yeah, I mean...
Well, when it's season tickets, I'll tell you to fork off.
Yeah, no point sitting and thinking,
what are you saying, the normal people?
Bro's going to be sitting in Scratford End while having prawns for starters.
You can't try them now.
You don't need prawns, it's a mistake.
I'll do that.
Bro, you get to sit again in three hours early for prawns and caviar.
Yeah, I've got that one Colin, thank you.
But I'll speak to you after the stream as well tonight Colin.
Just going back to a game Monday.
What?
Going back to a game Monday.
What game?
But Ossoburle.
Oh nice.
What would you say now?
No, but you can actually back this when I lived in London, when I lived at home, I went everywhere.
No, no, no, I did when I lived at home. It's just far now, chat.
I swear to you, I swear to you, she's the big one to go to.
Yeah, she wrote her, by the way.
I wrote my sleeve, David.
Cheers, sir.
There's just fucking right on the list.
To be fair, you weren't to know that.
Right, the ones I've got off stream so far.
So far skydive pub golf pub quiz team park footy golf tool Scotland Wales Ireland
IRL road trip chill factor storage was carburetor sale one star versus five star hotel challenge last to leave JD
I'll then go with last to leave Red Bull HQ IRL talent show and SAS stream
That's a good list
Go on frame a man bitch for even a fire love. I appreciate that
Thank you very much, thank you love.
But I could stop spamming IRL belt, that's bro.
You just literally heard me fucking say IRL island.
All right, I'm gonna go and play some serious.
What, what, what?
You're a bit trapped, love to trap me, that's all.
I'll see you later.
What, you're ended?
I'm gonna go and play some serious.
Oh, we could maybe actually.
Do you like a prison stream?
Hmm, just want to break out?
I can't wait till I get it right.
If I'm honest, I think it's going to be a fucking ridiculous stream.
So, it's called Court Jorah.
Oh, Jorah. Is that it, Jorah?
Basically, in court, when you're getting something down for something, you have eight people that will always say it.
He laughing at me, I think he's laughing at me, just his mouth, yeah, so basically there's
going to be, the juror is basically you watching, you're the juror, right, and at the end of
it you decide whether they're guilty, whether they're not guilty.
So just for instance, we'll make it easy, we'll say they're both boys, right, let's
say I'm the judge. All right irrelevant who the judge is they're just there to
host it so I probably will be the judge right then you've got Taze who's getting
sent down for murder but Bino is his solicitor they'll have a pack of
information and they'll say whether they've done it the possibilities of why
they might not have done it their motives and things that they can use to
get away with it. Then on the other side it'll be Chaz and J.K. prosecuting him
saying why he's done it, where's the evidence, etc etc etc. Then they all
front it but there's also gonna be little Easter eggs in there so like for
example the OJ thing right the OJ thing where he went like let's say it was
murdered there's a glove there. I'm gonna put in the pack you use the
glove. Now if Beano wants to tell Tateys go and put that glove on and that glove
clearly doesn't fit then that's going to play a massive part. However if he
doesn't do it then obviously it will never know and then ultimately both teams
will say their piece and then you watching will depend or you will decide
sorry of whether they're guilty or not guilty. For example if Tateys does
and Beano do well and they get found not guilty but the pack says that they
he did do it, Chasler and Jakey have then got to do a 4th hit. If he gets set down for
being guilty and he did do it, then Taze and Beano have got to do a 4th hit. So I think
it's a second hit, but we need more planning and we also need to hire a court room.
Go-kart in self-explanatory, what do you call it? Olympics. I want to get five teams from
around the world. There could be an Irish team, a Scottish team, an English team, a Welsh
team and a Pakistani team. All competing against each other, do Olympics.
Someone just asked who's the winner.
Jojo, nice like that.
Celebrity Juice, I don't want to go too much into that, but I'm going to try and make
not it come back, but something similar that people can enjoy, let's say.
On a Friday night, it'll be a short stream, but it'll be a jam-packed stream of just funny, entertaining stuff
with special guests, etc., and funny challenges.
Excuse you, then we have got all blind dates, nah, I'm not.
He keeps saying jeopardy, but I don't know what that is.
Someone said I'm not looking.
Nah, I'm right.
Do Simon's idea, it went 24 hours, 24 hours, plan set challenge.
Yeah, I've already come up with two of these ideas, but I'm not going to explain them yet.
I need more planning.
Basically, I've got the mental stream effectively planned out with probably over 40 guests, if they all say yeah.
Do what we're looking for.
That's bad to be fair.
Yeah, that guy, Ryan, we got that made, thank you.
Then there's also going to be special guests, there's going to be challenges.
Ooh, wrong ones.
Copy all of them.
I can't hear.
Lost the fall of sleep life.
Errr, nah.
Escape room is some fucking...
Last to leave outdoors.
The shop.
I'm also going to do a similar game. I'm trying to think of a new name. Basically,
deal or no deal but I'm not going to just do deal or no deal. I think I'm so I'm
coming up with a sort of my own game show to do on stream which will in view
which we can actually have a live audience, hence you guys if you want to come, and it'll be you guys
that have the potential to win the money. So I feel as though that'll be good.
No worries mate.
hide and seek in a prison nah hide and seek's on an IRL and never the best I
can't lie the picture to be fair I'm never a fan of them in a video
race across the world but smaller version nah hated it hated doing the
abandoned one. We wouldn't enjoy that. No lights, you don't like it. Yeah, I've thought
I've got that down. Do I actually would love to do a chat? Do you know like when you saw
it back in the day, like where you'd like, I'd, well it'd be on TV so it'd be a bit
different but like you shadow a police officer for a day, you shadow a paramedic
for a day, you shadow a fire brigade, a fireman for the day, you shadow, do you
know what I mean, like you actually get to learn and see what they actually get
up to day in and day out. I think that would be sick. I'd love that but don't
know if we'd be allowed.
yeah you can't stream them because if someone gets fucking stabbed for example
on you what you call it doing a copper then you fucked
what's a good one up shall write that down
ooh
Yeah, that'd be sick.
That would be...
Just got text and I did it, thank you Laura.
The apprentice, yeah, that's good that,
we've not done that on the Povtale.
Where do we get these people from sometimes?
What did I have them add down before you got distracted?
Real life clue though?
That's Mr Murder.
Oh yeah that was it, eating 10k calories, that burning them.
Game shows are never the best unless you have your own little spin on them, I don't think
the chase would be a good stream.
You meant to do all that me a day?
Yeah, 24 hours.
It's fucked.
I don't think you go on these things.
It doesn't take them 24 hours, but you have to be like, on it.
On it? Yeah.
You'd also have to be on it.
To be fair, I'd actually, I'd substitute other cameramen in that day.
Yeah, I'm sure that they were off.
I didn't have us.
You could be like the first son of someone else with the second one.
How long does the three-peak challenge normally take?
24 hours, yeah.
So you do them wanting pitch black, aren't you?
You do it in the park, especially when the kids work, and then the kids in the morning.
Shit, yeah. Second one in sunlight. Second one in sunlight, third one in kids' work.
But it might start like new minutes.
You'd have to choose the right time to go, like you'd have to go when it stays lighter later.
It's a full time for hours, isn't it?
Yeah, but if it stays light until 10 o'clock at night, but then it gets dark at 7 o'clock, you're gonna go when it stays light at 10.
That's great.
Yeah, like June, no, not June.
Summer?
No, no.
The clock goes back, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, summer.
Oh, shit, you need to drive as well.
Yeah, well, it's obvious.
It's a moment, then you drive, then you're not in any drive, you're not all close.
Yeah.
Yeah, I gathered that.
I actually forgot.
Hmm...
I think...
30 content creators
darts Royal Rumble stream with a crowd walk on
imagine Pytheys wiping all about six streams with a song.
Oh, that makes no sense.
Royal Rumble stream with a crowd walk on.
Get rid of the darts and that.
Just a Royal Rumble.
Yeah.
I didn't say he did one
Learning to cook shit. I didn't see he can trap us on that. Yeah, we've not done that
You fuck it I can't stream in there never mind do a fucking line and seek
I don't I don't I don't I don't
What?
Yeah, no mind. See what I do actually want to do. Learn to play the guitar.
Nursing simulation, I don't know what that is.
The ultimate streamer. Take 30 nobody streamers and turn one into a shark.
I fucking deranged it, I was like not possible. Nobody's the way to my point, I'd probably
say other people love yours.
It's kinda like Cat's Eye.
Who's that?
It's like a subordinate. I mean, I've got like 30 or more people, obviously with
advances and then they make like a group.
Oh, right, okay.
I think I know what he meant.
Oh, that's what it says, well actually in August or late July, there's going to be an opportunity for live auditions on stream
Where you guys, the viewers, can actually choose people to take part in an IRL
Which I'm not going to tell you where it is but it's going to be fucking mint
That's a good one. Blind, deaf, mute, cooking. That's not very well.
I'm blind, deaf and mute. So you get three people, one's blind, one's deaf,
and one's mute. Then you've got all that next year.
let's take advantage of the disabled what the fuck sorry about that if anyone
and I've said that, not I meant blinds and such and demand.
YouTube is...
...
...
...
...
...
Um...
Five-sided FA Cup with five YouTubers.
Five-sided FA Cup, what?
Not World Cup.
Fucking FA Cup.
Possibly, Adam, but I don't know.
Catching a cheater would hit you all mic'd up with a decoy and tell them what to do or say.
Catching a cheater.
Like the guys who do, like, in the day.
When they're like a park, but then it just be always fake.
I don't think that's a different type of video, bro.
Get one viewer and say that I'm on a shopping spree.
No, what is still wrong?
Is she in the chat?
Oh, piss off, you dog.
Bridge Jumping Street.
Nah, she's funny, isn't she? She's funny.
How about you do one where you actually care what you look like?
Oh Chats, can I have a canal, please?
Yes, sinner.
There's sinner yum-yums. I got them just for you, sweetheart.
Hmm, oh come some ice please, just three cubes please, thank you, now just three please,
i don't know what to do
i can't lie
fuck me we have got some fucking insane ideas
bro
this is a list by the way you're not going to see all of it i think it's going full screen
i'm going to go for it quite quickly so you can't read every single one
i'll be there anyway
All them ideas, I'm starting to plan them out.
You can't see from there, that's perfect.
So basically all them of the ideas, chat
and a list of stuff.
So we've got from, let's just hang on a minute here.
Zoom, Jabberley.
So we've got one,
two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 30, 23, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 40.
Big stream ideas.
Go on, alley customers. Thank you for the gift, your brother. Thank you, mate.
I knew he fucking would. I knew he would.
Fucking.
I don't need to be a doll now.
I'd be good at sure.
Any game performance?
Er, well, 1 GTA is out 100%.
Until then, there's no other fucking good games out.
Name me one good game.
I don't know.
A Langone.
You've got to.
Are you a real maths senior stream audition?
Nah.
Shit! You're walking dead?
Yeah.
Yeah, well that's, ah, these are the IRL ones.
Me walking dead ones were...
They're under this one, where is it?
Games.
Walking dead.
Hit the button?
Don't know where it is.
There's a point in the room that the participants press and they get a fault.
They ask you to complete the whole thing, they want to catch fries.
So it's just a temptation, right?
You put a button like that and it's like going to hook it.
And they find them shit.
Yeah, but I'm thinking how can I put my own spin on that?
I mean I could make that work 100%
See you moments
Hit the bottom
So there's 10 people in a padded white room
Yep
10 people in a padded white room
There's one bottom in there
I did it with Deadjee, didn't I?
Yeah, you didn't know what I was doing.
Yeah, you didn't know what Mr Beese was doing, I just didn't know what you were doing.
True, true.
Pre-hindering all of these.
Yeah, I can't wait to fucking do them all and smash them.
and
Mother-in-the-Midnight Graveyard Stream absolutely fucking up never in a million years
Don't think someone's ever done this get some later one done and until you complete it. Oh
Oh my god, my nan won't be watching it this time.
Once the bell to bear the other day, yes, no, Tuesday, when I went shopping, got her a bear.
And I put this inside the bear, he read her.
Do you think you're one of them kids?
Do you think you're getting a little voice thingies chat to put in a bear?
I love it in your wifi won't
I banged that in the teddy bear so that was so funny
Did that?
Oh yeah, well in for you
Now, darkslight, I feel like the one with the island, I feel like it's a bit like,
there weren't much going on, and I feel like you need a lot going on on the islands.
If I, if I, hmmmm, islands have, you know, you've also saw me do it for three weeks
on ITV every day for, I mean, it's a bit...
We fucking get it.
What? No, I'm just saying.
I'm shocked.
Take me out and have a funny host.
Nah, I'd want to be the host.
I wouldn't be called Take Me Out because I'd probably copy Riot.
Take me in.
I'm gonna go for a shit.
I'm just going to watch a stream by Zyte in my Farmer's On as a video.
Streamer show
Excuse me, I don't know what egging on is let me have a look at that
The new game it should come out
Okay, it's like I hate trees and it was one of those ones. I'll play that Friday, right? Maybe
Go on Freya, thank you very much love. I appreciate a fire Freya, thank you so much love, legend.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, I appreciate that a lot, thank you very much Freya.
Both boys are stream pregnant with a watermelon or a woman who's sort of pregnant, then both boys become parents.
Nah, I'm not a fan of that.
I'm also going for my own stream here, this isn't just both boys.
George Clarke done this kid in the court thing. There's no fucking way.
On YouTube.
I also did the picture up on someone who wasn't Jack.
It's like you. Yeah, that's me.
You have the last one.
Back it's closed.
What's the ock?
It's moldy orange!
It's similar but not the same. Very different.
I came out about two weeks after Gryff, you know.
Two weeks after what?
Gryff.
Gryff? What did I do?
What I did.
Gryff is in barbeque.
Yeah.
He said that to me.
Oh.
Then I'll tell you.
No?
No.
Fuck.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
She's a, I don't know you, but...
Ah, you made a tell me.
Erm...
Oh my God, that's going to be unreal.
Let me do it, alright?
What could be the name for that? I'll write a practical for now.
Nice. Different streamers show you around the States of America. Yeah, I've got that
asking mate.
Got the Olympics mate. It's always with the people listening to me ideas and just fucking repeating.
I'm nice here.
Fine, I can't remember when I landed or looked you up.
Yeah, I fucking get myself one first.
Skydiving got that.
What?
Skydiving.
You didn't get it.
Shut lines with another streamer, no.
Ooh, 24 hours as a cadet on an army.
I'll just put cadet 24 hours.
Oh, that'd be sick actually.
Building a football team out of me, subs and viewers in an hour.
then all the both players do it and then we play each other.
I see that one. Very good, very good.
Oh, SNL one person, I'm a big fan of that.
SNL both person, what's that?
They made skits. I love that every American skits.
And yeah, pretty much.
makes gets
Cheers for that
Why don't you do your ancestry?
What's that mean I'm going to the country where your family get carry my ancestry now. I've got pay for it
So I can do it now.
You can sign up to it now.
My heritage, is that the one I need as an Ancestry?
I should just be Ancestry left on.
Could defend you some DNA stuff though.
You do a swab and you send it back.
Fuck off!
Yeah.
That's a math.
Start my free trial.
Surely I can just start my free trial and that's it.
Yeah, you have to swap.
I am over the age of 13 yes task was really possible it's not much
There we go, enter code William, robot wars, nah it won't be the best I've ever had I can't
lie, you need IRLs to be short, entertaining and engaging or long entertaining and engaging.
If I did a robot wall, that would be fucking dynamical.
Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, delete.
Save. There we go.
There we go.
So,
try us for 14 days.
Why the fuck could I want to try them for any more
than that, as far as paying for what I think?
Any of you done ancestry before?
You could try and break a world record.
Not bad actually.
I'm never getting an umbrella hooking the glass of it in taze on the edge.
Why not?
Because he ain't gonna agree to it.
Tell me you wouldn't, you can just get prop and glass and shit taze.
Shit.
you wouldn't love to do that?
I'd say that's not the point.
When were you last actually, in the 80 countries?
I've got paid
20 quid a month, like what?
Yeah.
So it's just 20 quid in it really?
I heard it was a month though, you only get it done once.
Exactly, the point is very un-understand.
I've got some strange, holy scan.
Is that a little library?
Nope.
I've got road trip, I've already got that.
Zero eight.
That's gonna be United Kingdom, isn't it?
It's not the right website.
What's not the right website?
It's not the right website.
Well, she's talent Manchester
It's a 14 days, you know, I'm on the ancestry website
Order now
So, we're not going to be in the water
Into the what?
24 hours arrival on a floating water station
That's amazing
24 hours what?
24 hours of vital on a floating water station and have to be challenging to unlock bits
to get through night.
There's a problem, I'll do that later, later date, and get me chapped on her.
To be honest, I think we fucking killed it there.
Zuki, with the day, I've got that.
Book a mystery flight and then...
Well, you can't book a mystery flight because you're going to know where you're going.
Really?
No, not really.
Well you are, I could just send a boarding pass where I'm going.
Why boarding?
Oh right, that'd be well fun for fucking four hours.
I'll give you a solution, and you just come back fucking fighting.
Fair point, not that bad for me, and if I fucking can I apologise.
Ain't you fucking funny here?
What until this room ends?
I can't actually do my DNA, okay.
Oh, that's what I want to do, but that's going to take serious planning.
I go on the run for 12 hours, streamed everything.
No, they were allowed to watch the stream.
But I would literally be streamed 12 hours.
I can take it with safety this time.
So I'm live for 10 hours, I'm live for 12 hours straight.
Oh, how do we do it?
And whoever catches me, I'll fire me.
The first one to touch me gets 10 grand.
You can do that.
Well, find everyone who's doing it, so they can't watch the stream.
Because if they watch the stream, it's literally a human toy.
I don't know if you're fucking aware what I'm saying here. They're gonna be watching I can't ban 10,000
That'd be great
I'm gonna go 10k it's a bit steep. We'll go
Dude, you can delay the stream. I wouldn't want to. I'd want it to be hard. I'd almost
feel if I didn't get caught, you'd use a frilly fucked up. Yeah, I've done 50 quid instead.
Yeah, the chat.
Oh, I've played in content great.
No, I know the chat. I'm doing fucking content great as money. You're mad.
Yeah, sir. Okay.
Yeah, similar to what's easy, but live stream, so it's harder.
You know what we're doing if you walk by someone's gaff and they're watching this room and they see how you're outside the gaff block our door
Yeah, guess what I'm fucking with?
But I don't think they understand me, what I'm getting at here
I'm talking like, 100 bodyguards around me so they can't get through
I'm talking
Fuck off Dan, no one's touching me man
NOOOOO!
THAT'S THE BOY!
I see how long I'm going to swat or hunt where, oh yes you are right, oh you saw me well done
Don't touch my fucking bodyguards!
They're different segments!
My name is you have to touch me but I've got a million bodyguards around me!
You said a million, didn't I?
You ain't got to touch!
That's the point you fucking gim!
Every time they touch one of the bodyguards, they disappear.
So then it's 99, then it's 96, then it's 95.
No, I hear it, I hear it.
All this to God.
Fuck off!
Oh
It's been done childish don't they happen them after they have not done what idea I've just thought of him yet
The the 12 of them
Childish
They said, Childish, I would assume to you, you have to go now, I think they have done it.
What, live streamed?
Oh, this is not live streamed.
Whatever you're doing there, you got it?
So, pretty much right, every YouTuber who's done a video is being recycled into a live stream.
You know what I mean?
That makes sense.
Obviously.
What do you mean?
When the Bobboys were cooked, when Beanook, as they never mind, island diner.
Yeah, during I saw that on Mother of God, it's a bit sticky that.
Go on, Mercin, with a five, you mad fucker. Go on, Mercin. Thank you very much, mate.
I appreciate a five. Go on, the fucking boy. Thank you very much, mate. I appreciate it
all, bro. Thank you, man.
Swat life with CMT for 24 hours.
Nah fuck.
You might as well just flame Rockwell that you found there.
Yeah.
Would be the most boring stream possible.
Ooh, Rockwell's world cup streamer tourney.
Don't think I have enough time for that really.
See, you have to turn around and tell us the 24 hours.
Fuck that.
Well, I fucking dropped that.
In the both boys' old Disneyland, they're both ideas.
You're in the front.
Join a protest, right, but there's only one protest that's happening in the UK at the minute.
I don't want to join in that one.
Oh, I love this job.
Both boys hand out flowers to the community. Imagine that would be fucking mint, that would be sick.
that. No, that's so good. I love that, that'd be well entertaining.
You're the signing bro, signing, we need him. Oh, fuck it, he's a genius.
Cheers, Friar, thanks for that idea, love.
He's a genius. Fucking cluster.
Oh.
Mercer, go on the boy with a 10. Thank you very much, Mercer, brother.
I appreciate that a lot mate. You're a fucking legend Merson. Thank you so much, bro
I appreciate that a lot man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh
This will have to happen soon
It has to happen kind of suit
Yeah.
Production side you'd have to have.
I'm probably talking at least 10K.
Are you?
It's got to be the same level of production as Simon's paddle.
Move that to the top because that needs to be ASAP.
It's a rocky.
But then you need to give me some credit from different countries.
You've got Ginge, England, you've got Beano, Ireland, you've got Nal, Selene,
No chat, like people in the UK that do content but are from different places, Uzi is from
Marco.
Uzi?
Yeah.
Uzi Futter.
Where's my Uzi?
John Ellis.
He's not Welsh is he?
How many?
How many?
Are you Welsh or Irish?
He has got an interesting one, haven't he?
He is...
Irish.
He's Irish, I was going to say.
How many people can reach?
You're on the side of the table.
You must call people.
Yeah, but you ain't going to get people from, you ain't going to get six people from Guernsey
Where's the Wale? What's his heritage?
Um...
Could go...
I'll have.
Um... Oh, well, they got.
Right, come from again, chat.
I don't think it is, you've been in Kowloon fucking racist sir.
What's going on?
Yeah, Russia.
Oh no, it's got someone else hanging on.
Oh no, it is Russia.
I've got someone totally different.
Can we chat to the Russia?
He's got such a fucking sick name.
Next question?
What's his heritage?
Is Kong will be able to get six Russians to play football?
I've got Scals.
Calphreys is Scottish.
What did Bas say that he is?
Ben said he got something in his family tree.
Oh my God, Salim and Chip on the same team.
That's in Nigeria.
Um, yeah.
D camp here but bro, he's killing the Irish team.
He's 45% there.
Where's Bach from? Is he actually Italian? Is that why he's an Italian Bach?
F*** off.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go on, hear him out there, would you mate?
Calf now, am I right?
Thought about if he's drinking.
He won't be drinking, mate.
Is he talking about Jack's Italian? I don't think he is.
He actually is!
I don't believe you!
The proof is in the body!
I've got angry jeans but I'm never fucking angry!
I wasn't playing a game!
Benno Italian!
Where is Italian?
Italian...
...Batch strong.
What's the word?
Is Italian but Italian?
Yes.
All right.
I need one more time.
I need a quarter Italian apparently.
I think I'd know the best mate was Canadian.
He's got Canadian heritage.
Where is that TV from, Chuck? Are you from like that little island, or anything?
I think it's the same thing as your press.
Oh, it has a Canadian passport? Okay.
Yeah.
I think
Yeah, and flying over for this bro
It's just just chill
Okay, he's been there's potential
By raising the waist air time because they don't have football
Let's not jump to the gun. Let's not jump to that's not blood. Let's not pull the trigger before it's loaded
Yeah? Let's just give it a few seconds and think about our options.
Exactly the monkey, South African.
He's also a knob.
Down the air is a basically a turkish coin.
How much does it do?
I don't know if they could do it, you know, the biggest fan of football to be honest.
It's not really what we're going for, we're going for people's nationalities here.
We've got to be an American in the UK who does content and likes football that can just
have an American team.
Oh, what's the way Daisy's got that word?
She's American, I think.
And she's really able to put what she does on content.
You know what day is thumb, Peggy's here?
No, no, no, no.
Oh.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't any...
Is it Rose?
Oh, he's Rose, yeah.
Rose, Ruland?
Ruland?
Nothing beats him, he's from Iraq.
Kurt Vermolta. Nah, I'm good.
If you go Brian Lee for Viennathomies, he ain't gonna get fucking five, six of the people
from fucking Vietnam to play.
Viennathomies.
Pie from Japan, he isn't.
Oh, he could do like a Paraphot.
Vietnamese
Pie from Japan, he is an
Or we could do like a paraphotball finger
American
Half time next year after all the questions
Then
Creates to live in the UK
That one's gone.
Roy's Nun is from Japan, so you've er, Roy's Nun?
You shit?
No, you fuck you, do you?
Yeah.
Tony Day?
Anthony Day from Senegal and all the Gears.
Oh
I got one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen
I reckon we get rid of that last one and go to 12 up a good if we can get them locked in
Right all saved all good all Gucci
She's off a kickabout. Could be a manager to be fair. She could also be a cheerleader
and some nice sexy outfit.
Righty Ocha, I'm going to call it that because it is 10 to 1 in the morning. Thank you
very very much for today's stream I appreciate you all for watching I hope
you've all enjoyed it okay thank you so much I doubt we'll be live tomorrow
because we don't finish filming for both until I'm out at 10 o'clock at night and
we'll probably be shattered but Friday Saturday Sunday there will be some
great streams so do not fucking worry alright I'll upload the VOD 8SAP
rocket do not worry and who shall we raid chat any recommendations
any recommendations I would do a fucking fine so I'm random I've never seen before
fuck
Fuck.
They really rude.
Yeah.
I'm talking like totally random.
I'm sure he's doing alright.
Right, no, that's not exactly what I'm going for, right.
Storytime, I mean I was about to read him and he just disappeared.
I'll have to do an ASMR streamer.
Thanks
This guy on a radium is on nine views. He's just gone live and he said story time. All right chat
Go send him some love. Thank you so much chat for today's stream. Honestly. Thank you so much
I appreciate you all watching hope that you've all enjoyed it. I appreciate you all stick around do some
Some brainstorming so I can now get in bed straight away and rest up for tomorrow
I will see you all on Friday chat. Thank you so so much. I appreciate everything in one of yours. Good night
God bless sleep tight. I'll see you next