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05-15-2026 Ā· 9h 18m
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Let's go everybody. Hello, hello, hello. Fucking delay, do you need to take the five seconds?
Is that better now? Is that better? Can you hear me now? Yep. I can't fucking stand that
That cunt he won't stop fucking banging.
I told you he can be my fucking friend!
You what?
He's my fucking friend!
They were my fucking dreams anyway you knobhead!
I don't have to send you a picture!
What?
I don't have to send you a picture!
No, you know they were mine as fuck!
No!
They're in a totally different place!
It burned my heart so I put it in the washroom
In the washroom?
In the washroom!
It's a beat!
It was a fucking shit!
Corry!
I love my corry!
Corry!
I'm free!
Let me down!
I want me to!
I love you!
Corry!
I love you!
It burned my heart so I put it in the washroom
It's all on my feet!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hope you are all doing
double-dose each other. I hope you're all doing absolutely fantastic. It is good to be live.
It is good to be here. Ladies and gentlemen, when I say, okay, okay, okay, you say,
Oh, are we ready? Let's give it a go. Three, two, one.
Okie, okie, okie.
Okie, okie, okie.
Okie, okie, okie.
Fucking great start. Fucking great start. We're up for it.
We're fucking up for it. We fucking love that chat.
Obviously, it is Friday. I hope you're all doing absolutely fantastic. Listen,
Whether your Monday with shit, your Tuesday with shit, your Wednesday with shit, your Thursday with shit.
Just know, your Friday night is going to be fantastic if you aren't watching the stream.
We have got this!
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Can you feel the lack of care for the bad for those?
You're just a marketer, but I've laid back
I'd like you to walk your job, you can't go back
Can you feel the rampage around me?
I'll make you a big man, you're a pain in the town
You can't see my way
Can you feel the lack of care for the bad for those?
The way you make me
You're really turning me on up
You're turning me on up
You knocked me up around me
Yeah, I'll be knocking you
My lonely day
You took your heart, my love
You're turning me on up
Hee hee hee
I'd like to be the girl
I'd like to be the girl
I'd like to be the girl
I'd like to be the girl
I'm in hangman's day
I'll be knocking you up
I'll be knocking you up
Thank you very much.
Hello, hello, hello, ladies and gentlemen, that's the intro.
Welcome into today's stream, we've got an action pack stream for you today.
Kick it off with a little bit of Bottle Royale Fortnite with the bar boys.
They're going to be taking us through some action, getting some battle royale kills.
Hopefully we get a victory royale.
It will see what the buff boys can do and fill his wall blade.
It's a fantastic blade that moves in any direction.
And of course it can be used on any part of the body.
Of course not the head.
If you do want to get your head shaved, you go to barber.
But early on in the stream, we are going to be doing some Fortnite.
night. Then after the fortnight is completed by the Bob boys we've got
Salim headed to the Bob house and he's going to be giving up a feast for the
boys to try. It's going to be a curry and that is Salim's signature dish. He loves
the curry, he knows the curries and I feel that the Bob boys can really
I appreciate that.
Then after the bald boys have had the Corey,
they're gonna find themselves out in a dark, wet,
muddy place as they go ghost hunting.
And I feel as though the bald boys,
especially Chazer, is really gonna shit his pants
out there on stream.
And I'm gonna warn you all now,
that's gonna be a shit warning.
People will shit their pants later tonight.
And I've been anyone watching the stream
should be really prepared for that.
But, you know, I've got my co-commitator ready to come on.
You want to come on, man?
Listen, we got an action-packed stream for you tonight.
Let's just get into the stream.
You're busting my balls right now, man.
Let's crack on.
Right, there's actually a stomach coming on
outside the room, and I'm curious to what the fuck
he's going on.
you're going to be bad with me
you're going to be bad with me
oh saline's there
I see saline
oh that's the point you got on saline
I see my point
hold on
hold on
3, 2, 1, open
ohhhh
Fuck it's got been!
Yeah, we weren't sure about that.
We weren't sure a brown book before.
You know what?
I thank you so much.
Thank you.
Fuck it.
Hang on a minute.
You were wearing this the other day?
Yeah, I got it in a mystery box.
Did you?
I've got you still at me though.
Did you?
She was gonna get it.
It's all a haul, this is...
WINDOW!
We're easy!
WINDOW?
Fuck.
Sleeves are not...
You lot of damn it, bet my fucking face!
Hold on, hold on a minute.
Fuck fuck.
Sleeve?
Are you okay?
Not my fucking watch!
Are you asleep?
Huh?
I can't look on here, what are you saying?
There's a seeds can't run.
What's the siege camera? Oh, I'm actually go at siege now you know just
That's not silly seems brown and let's talk about fuck I'm gonna say bald
I've got an undying old speech impediment.
He just said, oh my god.
I thought I was joking.
Come on mate, I'm sorry about that.
I thought I...
I'm doing good PR now.
He didn't mean it by the way chat.
He didn't mean it.
He didn't mean it.
History, the first Pakistani to enter the bobbos.
Three, two, one.
Actually, I don't think that's true, by the way.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
And you're one of the fuckers, mate.
You're a fucking fucker.
You're not a step on this one.
You're talking about fucking football.
I'm involved.
You're a fucking idiot.
Absolutely.
Can you apologise to him for what he said?
And I want you to repeat.
Pino, can you tell me what he said?
I'm not fucking repeating that.
I don't think he's involved.
No, you're going to say,
Lord, he said you weren't...
It's wrong.
I meant balls.
You know what?
It's an easy mistake because we just won't get out of this town.
Oh yeah!
He probably had a t-shirt in his mind.
That doesn't make you feel bad.
Are you ready to make curry?
There's not why I'm here.
What?
Oh no, no, we're hosting a curry night instead.
It's a week.
Don't we look like a pleasure judge?
Oh no!
Oh no!
That was a mention of the story!
You know what, you can start saying...
Jack, here we are!
Yay!
We've got it, we've got it.
Do not push yourself, nobody's got it.
Oh no, I'm not.
That's just who you are.
You fucking won't.
You won't, you have.
You definitely won't.
No, I eat that all.
I eat that all, I make it.
Right, well, we've got a lot of guests tonight.
Why, who's coming?
We've got Bino and his girlfriend.
Oh, no.
We've got Ida and the target.
Can you just put them in the way of it?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I don't want to be pleased, mate.
Turn around the face of wall, please.
Turn around the face of wall.
Just take a slowly second back up, please.
Oh, God, that's it.
What the...?
Man, you don't get on your back, don't you?
I'll get to the bottom of that in a minute won't we sir?
Yeah, yeah.
Thought mine was going to long lose.
Follow me in here please sir, let's take a seat.
Is this my presence sir?
Oh no, I didn't do anything!
What the fuck is going on?
Take your seat in there please.
Don't move please sir, no sort of movement so I get physical.
Sit down please.
I don't know what I'm going to let them on, but I don't think we can do this part.
Yeah.
Well, they'll do anything.
Right, Mr. Charles Manzur.
Where have you gone?
Buffett.
All right, where were your parents born?
Sheffield.
Where were their parents originally from?
Oh, Pakistan.
Oh, no, we're getting somewhere.
Ok, next question. How many times do we un-average the record?
On the mic for you.
On the mic for you.
On the mic for me. I put a English field. Like pizza or Chinese.
Do you know?
Yeah.
We've got all we need here, thank you very much.
Just stay there for a minute, it's going to rain.
If we check it, thank you.
So Lee, can we get a good drink or anything?
No, no, I'm fine.
You've had a great one.
You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me.
Think.
Soccer right now in the match, nearly played in the second soccer right. Wembley, what
do you mean he's wise? You've smashed it. Thank you man, I'm pretty sure. No, I'm just
doing my job.
All right, football right?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
You okay there Constan?
I'm alright, I like it.
Here you go.
I'll put the hand in it, just give it a moment.
Don't do that.
You say when?
You know how you look on GCN?
Yeah, that's because it's a it's a role-play character.
So by the way, I did not set this up.
I didn't think this would happen.
But me and you, we've got words.
Oh, we've got plans as well.
We've got big plans.
Let me tell you something.
I came prepared.
I've come prepared.
I bet you have.
I don't know what you've come prepared with.
Well, uh, I'll see you in your person.
Is that me old one?
You're hungry as well?
No, you're not hungry. I'll get you something.
It's all right, we've got a feast.
No, that's where the curry comes in.
Yeah, we've got the curry!
Oh!
Oh, thank you very much.
Put it down now!
In addition to that...
This deal with the cricket match between England and Pakistan, what side do you support?
I don't like cricket, I like BMX or kids fighting. I love kids fighting, kids fighting is wicked.
Have you seen a guy on the side? No, I haven't seen him.
No you haven't seen him? No.
What is your chosen face?
George Michael's is the best, my favourite.
It's been a while since we've done the script, it's alright.
Welcome to the Alps to meet...
Ah, you've got an crystal.
It's not profile.
Sense of sight.
Thank you, I see you.
It's like the Drake Alps, I'm calling.
Nice.
Good news, bad news.
The good news, the good news, they don't think I need keys, ah, there they go.
So, I could have just...
You could have the facts when they broke out.
Listen, welcome to the love house of the week.
Well, I've got sweet hands.
Yeah, I've got to say, probably not the welcome you expected.
Not that I expected.
It's not what I expected.
Especially a change.
It really reminds me of...
Hey, run my mind, look, run my mind, look.
All right, yeah, go on.
Ooh, yeah, nice legs.
Thank you.
Yeah, speed it up.
Go on.
Yeah.
You want to get the other one again.
The other one again, the other one again.
Yeah, there's the other one.
Yeah, that's right.
No, the tapping one.
Yeah, I wish we'd created a scene
that would put on confidant.
There we go.
You okay, mate?
Very good, dude! Very good!
That's dominance.
Don't look at me.
We need to go to my life. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
There we go.
I've got something for you.
Oh, you've got something for me.
Oh, no! No, you're not involved in this.
You've got something...
Yeah, I'll do something in a minute.
I'm going to go and see what this is for us.
I've got to play football now, for now.
We'll become nothing if we can't see.
Oh, shit!
You need to play football.
That is cron-cron.
Oh my god, someone's got to stop me.
Someone's got to fucking go inside the house.
We can't show her through. We can't actually show her through.
She's a true ruler.
Oh, good point.
We can't show her through though.
No no no no.
Bell six, Bell six, that's niche.
Bro, this might be one of the best things I've ever seen.
This right here, this is called Tactical Warfare.
This is the Sir Lee Kepnologia Warfare.
So I remember at war, you had the war that's been going on.
Yeah I've heard that he's played you an acoustic guitar.
Yeah he's been calling me an autistic narcissist.
yes so oh oh do you usually hang around people's bedroom doors sir what's that do
you usually hang around people's bedroom doors
can that one work?
guess what you're on camera mate you're on camera
I've got cams
I've got cams
proper cams
she's like it's broke
Guys, have you finished one blade in?
Yeah.
I'm going to go there now and finish one blade.
Yeah, I'm going to finish one blade.
Yeah.
Something we've got to finish one blade for an hour.
What does that mean?
Place me four blades.
Do you want to put them in?
Yeah, come on.
Let's go.
I love four, mate.
Right.
I love four, mate.
Right.
This is the one.
I really want to show Chap and I'm snitch.
It's a good game.
What?
Let me show you a book.
Hello, there we go, there we go.
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Stand out in a crowd
Oh, then took
To take your second look
Go on Jack with a 21 year mad fucker.
I'm gonna do a quick catch up chat with everyone so hang on a minute.
Let me turn him off please.
Just one more stop.
I'm even gonna write something.
Bing bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
Nice week.
Have you watched Guardians of the Galaxy films?
I have indeed mate.
I'm not a fake fan.
Right, I'm all the first Chazzy's in there.
Hell.
Yes.
Yes Chazzy.
Okay, mate
Absolutely fantastic, mate. How are you?
What the fucking hell's he got? Oh
Fuck
One minute chat
And speak for me please jazz there we go perfect
There you go love from so love from so Cal what
Where's that mate? Do you want me to ask him? Quiet, I'll turn on the sound check, here you go.
Here we go. Selene, are you ready for tonight?
Here we go.
Justin, do you know that? Go on, thanks mate.
You couldn't have put it any better myself.
Still quiet. Fucking saying you think you're... he's alright for me.
is there anything good in the store probably mate is one of the best games
in the world
hello what the fuck he's going on here then
who's that? Wow oh no we're using Kim K we're using Kim K bro oh my god look
So when you do this about claim all oh
By the way, I'm on my actual for account. I can't remember me logging to me. Um, to me I picked you the count
So it could be a fucking resting piece for that account. I'll be honest with you. I hope it's not
But I need I need some memory logging a sat rocker
Hey, can we give the AT make ginger you got a tip of 29 brother go on the boy. Thank you very much, mate. Yeah, I'm gonna
Chazer is a fucking moron for telling Salim and Maxi to get here when we ain't even fucking,
he's not even ready to go, they just have to sit there for an hour.
But then again Chaz, are we fucking surprised, he's a narcissist, there you go.
I'm not a jacket, no.
Was I on stream yesterday? No, we were filming from 11 till half one.
What did I need to invite you?
No, I was about in Discord.
Oh.
Jakey's in, I'm in, you're in.
What do I, Taze was really mean to me today.
Taze was really mean to you? Why?
That interview made me feel really sad.
What interview was it?
We just got an analysis of the autistic prick.
do you think of that? I don't think you're a prick. I think you've got trading matters in you.
Everyone's got trades or something.
Sometimes the tree firsts. There you go. It does, doesn't it?
sometimes the tree first by the way what's what's one of the traits of an
arsonist wants attention came in here tays was really mean to me today
speaks for each fucking self speaks for each fucking self done it there you go
also don't ask questions you don't want the answers to do I mean right let me
catch up on a few subs chat bear with me one moment bear with me one moment please
hang on hang on hang on right excuse me a filter and boost not boost what's that
thing chat when people watch streets there we go right okay right three I'm
I'm going to go auction mode for a minute, are you ready?
Three, two, one.
Bassey, 5114, Brooks start, 718, UTMDL,
7117, Thomas, 5111, 12 months,
Keyen, 5115, Brad, 742, Kami, 718,
Gigi, 729, Kiko, 731, Jamie, 717,
Mayhardy, 713, South, 799, 626, Alicia,
5113, James, 734, Jack, 721,
Hymo, 718, Liam, 728, Mace, 733,
Hacksaw, Casual, 255, Jacob, 47, Rio Brua, 222, Nathan, 222, cryptic, Flynn, 222, KXLVVVV, 255, Vivo, 277, Amyhouse, 121, Matt, 221, John, 277, George, 101, Michael, 255, Ben, 221, Ben, 226, JD, thank you very much sir, I appreciate the 251s, Tommy, 277, Harley, 244, Skywalk, 288, Hakim, 333, Kurt, 278, Arthur, 153,
I'm sorry, I locked in now. Hello. Hello, mate. You're okay. Yeah, J. Jivin 26. Jordan jivin is nine months
I know I am what's up. Sorry mate. I said are you ready to battle right now? Cause I know I am. Oh, mate. I'm born to battle right now.
Honestly, I love battle right now. I actually love it. It's gonna pop off. Honest. Hey, go on Alex. You're my fucker. Thank you for the five, mate.
I appreciate that a lot sir you sexy fucker go on the boy. Thank you very much mate last man standing rose getting
I just lost message. What the fuck a cocked you ever to 15 to cook tip of the five mate
Thank you very much, bro. I appreciate that a lot mate. Yes, and Lee is an hour and half away
Hey, then give it a 34 go on the fucking boy favorite 34 mate. I appreciate that lots there. Thank you, bro
Excuse me right you wait for now just
I'm sure we love Elliott. I'm sure thank you very much for the five love Caleb.
Chippin five months as well. Make on the bike. Thank you very, very much sir.
Right.
That's got sick. Oh, my is it?
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh my God.
He's a friend.
No, I'm on a different account.
Oh my god
James, is he a friend?
No, I'm on a different account
Oh, okay
I thought you were Rocket League
I'm in the lobby, mate
Oh
Cause Epic Games now work with Rocket League
That's Epic
Go on, you bar, 224, mate, Kaelige, you've got a prime of love
Right, what's going on with Beano?
I think he's just started his stream now
Only just, okay, called
Oh, well, no hesitation
Right boys, so are we going to play the Philips One Blade map first or are we going to go back to the last one?
No, we'll save the best to the last, do some battle royale first.
Okay, sounds good. Right, are we playing OG boys or are we playing um...
Oh, I think a bit of OG.
OG.
Every day of the week.
A, B, A you know, thank you very much for the six months.
You actually have a 16 mate, you've got to be on it.
It's all right here boys.
Yeah, go for it.
That sounds good bro.
Yeah, make sure you register for the live event chat.
Yes, well, you know the boys are going to be there.
Oh, there we go.
I'm going to minute.
Right, the child, a pin these in the child case.
It's easier for you.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, guys.
Well, go.
Just to explain what they are, me and the boys are hosting
Live event in Manchester. So if you click on the link where it says exclamation mark register
You can try out for the event and well, yeah, we'll see you there if you end up going and
Everything else is self-explanatory. Be no will probably be live very soon. Oh, he has to be George from 16 a.m. Bro. Thank you, man
Doesn't that cover the mini-maps where?
What's up?
Yeah, yeah, I think we are to be fair. I'm probably gonna put mine in the middle
I mean, I can't remember kids probably gonna watch you call it in it block the minimized
Where's been a ball?
Where's be?
Right, let's go
Wait, where is it? Well, where's major beam?
Major beam major being
Where's major beam? There we go. Oh, I've got the oh my god. I've got V bucks shop
Oh my god, you're right. What bro? No, no look at my skin
I'm waiting. Oh, I've got OG skin. She's well
That's cold! That's actually cold!
There's got all the watch skins!
Bro, that is actually cold!
That is hard!
That's actually cold.
It is actually cold, isn't it?
Oh, no way, I've got a beer, yeah?
Boys, I've just had a message.
I need to shave what can I use?
Now, that leads me into brilliant, brilliant, brilliant products.
Like one blade by Finlay.
Yes, yes, yes, no one else left.
Yes, be the one.
Yeah, bein' on me.
Yeah, just by my oldies, lads.
Nice, where'd you go?
Back from holiday, bein'.
Oh, shit.
Um, I went the...
Cowardial.
We went the Mexico.
Uh, Mexico.
Did you know?
It was flossing flash.
He doesn't seem sure on that.
Oh, fuck it, OG in the bar, please.
It was mental, man.
There we go, I've selected it.
Inwin, thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Oh, okay, bein' on, bein' on, let's start that out, mate.
It's mute every time, yeah?
Well, I've only got one sub, so you don't have to worry about it.
The sky is falling.
Are we ready or what?
Yeah, I'm just vlogging, aren't I?
I fucking love, absolutely love this, this 490.
Yeah, it was Grace from Grace.
I don't know what's going on there.
Even when I just know he had no connection there, apparently.
So, chat, I mean.
You know, I carry my chat.
Someone's just putting me chat. You can't say it.
You can't see it, okay? It's been blocked.
Watch out my pubes are longer than my cup, how do I solve this?
The Felix 1 blade can trim, edge and shave any bit of hair on your body other than your
head.
It is arguably in my opinion the best.
It is the best blade out there to shave your face, your chest, your stomach, your pubic
area.
I feel it is the best. Okay, and that is all I'm saying. Are you still here? Yes. What's that anything?
So in person and by the way 100% mother's life. Oh
Everything uncrossed. I use the philip one blade every week
So just saying
Can I do it on your ass? I
Believe so. I will just get confirmation at one moment
Ultimate grooming tool for the specific words are your face and body. There you go.
There you go.
Just saying. So, what the best? I'm not sure. It's worth it. Go on, Toby, 718, mate. Right.
Is he deafened again?
Been always, I think, yeah.
Yeah, I just fucking play games.
Right. I'll bear it back. I'll be one second.
Go on, Charlie. Do you have a gift here, mate?
the rain is falling
there's not going to be a great at the moment
as you can see
he's fucking easily it can go on fortnight
go on captain, do you have any gift in mate?
there we go hello hello there we go sweet we've got a random geezer with us there
the crow 92 oh okay thank god for that
and i can't wait without seeing the house
no gameplay audio there is let me turn it up so i can go
There you go.
Ehh, that Karina!
One Makka, two Makka, three Makka, Rena.
What's Jakey doing?
Guys, I've got 30 seconds here until this is done.
Yeah.
Nice.
We're in a game, mate.
Yeah.
You're in a game? You start off?
Yeah.
Where's Jakey going?
Chara and Ashley.
Here we go. Right, we'll go!
Look like...
I need to charge some more!
There you go.
We can do a quad string chat.
Oh, Harry, he's got someone doing that. I don't know how to do that, mate.
There we go.
He is coming. He is.
Bro's back.
He went for a tug at... Oh, okay.
Jake, he's gone to the toilet, so he's probably shitting himself as we speak.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's probably... Oh, God.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Chazza, I have a massive forest down there. Do you have any recommendations?
Well, mate, you are in the right stream.
You could use your philips one blade to get rid of that bush downstairs
Make sure you put exclamation mark one blade in the chat guys
And you can go and get yourself one stand also a chance to meet your me jing and jake at the big Manchester event next week
I mean, I've said this a few times. Yeah, but like I'm really bad at shooting. I always put myself getting stream snipes
Bloody hell. It's been a while. Oh my goodness. It's been a while
Anyway
You can go any motion. He's just perfect. Oh, boy. Oh, it's been a while on it. Yeah, it has been a while.
Wow. Oh, man. Boys and down. Oh, he's down already. I'm coming. He's six, seven and on me. He's six, seven and on me.
Oh, you've been shooting. So, I've landed on you. Can I get a gun at the back? No, you can't let it. Nothing to him.
I've been there man. I've been
It's got unlimited. I'm up, I'm
up, I'm up. It's fine. It's
actually. Don't don't kill me.
Please don't kill me, bro. He's
actually not killing me. What
go on, bro? There we go. He's
actually not killing me. What a
legend. Is that legend? It's
just strange, ain't it? Oh,
What the fuck are you saying?
Well, I'm trying to say cool things, but what's up?
Anyone gonna come and save me?
I'm fucking getting shot at, can you shut the fuck up?
Well, that ain't fucking looking, I'm getting teabagged by Travis Scott.
Help me!
Help me!
No worries.
Good shit boys, thanks guys.
It's been teabagged by Travis Scott on 6-7 on 14 times.
Fuck off!
Street sniping is just weird, bro!
Guys, if you're stressing out, just have a cheese!
Well, that was a tight one, bro!
Bro, you've got nothing better to do on your Friday night, mate!
Oh, mummy bear. Oh, God.
You know what? I'm going to give away a fill of swamp blood.
I'm trying to fix my audio, though.
I'm not playing with that crow guy, I've never met him.
Charlie Beano is ready now, right?
Hey, Tom, we've been here for four months, mate. Jack, you're the finalist, brother. Go on, the boys. Thank you very much.
Ha ha ha. There we go.
We ready?
Yeah, we're ready, mate.
Charlie!
Are you ready to say, Beano?
Yeah, I'm fortnight to move it up on, he doesn't mind biting me.
Oh, who's that?
Ah, we've done it.
Ah!
Charlie, boys, here we go.
Yeah.
Charlie, would you be here for either ten months, Charlie?
Honestly, I'm actually, Charlie, I've never seen you in a fucking least of a month.
Should we...
Should we hide out?
Leo, the man, if I'm honest, I won't really ask, mate.
some pub at the wrong person to ask if I'm on it to you mate.
Any advice to Leo the man in the chat?
He's just recently pulled off his girlfriend and he wants an answer to get over it.
Anyone got any advice for the poor lad?
Get your...
Okay, some interesting ones, yeah.
Iceman, what's an iceman?
The one thing I would always say Leo is make sure you're in a super line fit condition
and use an F and L is one blade just to make sure you're always on the park.
You never know when your next partner is around the corner.
Let's win for Jake, can you invite me?
I've invited you.
Oh it's the Drake album.
Ice man!
Have you guys ever listened to the Drake album and I've not heard it all yet?
Is it the new one this time?
It is indeed sir.
Yeah.
You can you can you control being up?
Get builds
Go to be in queue buy some wood and build a bridge and get over it. Okay. I get it
That's quite I like that to be fair. That's quite fun. Yeah, the only I explain. I know he's getting price mate
Hey, who saw the darts chat where Luke come for his qualified Wow
That is why the darts is absolutely quality mate
I'm going to say that. I'm going
to say that. Mental. Chaz is
or that makes zero sense. He's
probably opposite of aura to be
honest. Definitely the opposite
of aura. Where is for right now
on the game thing? Do you want to
look on Twitch chat? When you
see how many people are playing
FIFA 17, FIFA 17, there's 11 people watching it, mental, Minecraft, 39,700, let me go
high to low. Oh my god CS got a 400,000 just chatting, 355,000, League of Legends, 166,000.
That's mental.
I can't find Fortnite.
I can't find it anywhere.
Jakey's skin's got what the
fuck?
Jakey, what's your skin?
Oh, uh, tongue tongue.
Triple T.
Wait, it's not showing up anything
for me.
Right, let's go, boys.
Right, shall we all land together
this time?
Yeah.
I bet that would be a really good song.
Robyn, can you just chill? I really don't.
Why? Why?
Get it! Noot, noot, noot, noot, noot, noot. Why?
Why? Oh, let me copy that.
Aw, fuck, I can't.
You love me one blade, it's human nature.
Oh, one blade, we love you.
We love you one blade, we do.
I can't get rid of that.
You just do it on finger
Hide your screen and that big of a deal mate
I don't do just the one blade partnership and play for night with the squad play whatever mode you want
But make sure you pass my fucking. Oh shit. I don't read all your fucking idiot. Oh for fuck the ball boys of T
That's still not my back
haha
you try to read that
we're looking for Fortnite players to become part of the One Blade Squad
the Bulk Boys are hosting our...
that's off again
the Bulk Boys are hosting the Vivo Phone Blade Manchester and June 3rd
so have a chance of being there
all you need to do is click the pund comment in the chat
or use the register chat command
that's where it's about to register
Jens, J.K. and Chazza will be there
and there are only 10 spots available
so get it through and out
FALSE ONE BLAZE is the ultimate...
FALSE ONE BLAZE is the ultimate grimoire soul for your facing body
Go on belly boy game in favor of five mate. Sorry I missed it brother go on the boy
Thank you very much for the five brother. Hope you're doing well mate go through the 26 and you've given a 35 call it
You have a 21 shallot. You're 11 mate
Yeah, fuckers you start one for jakey a fucking you fucking blank stain. Oh, that's very one blade in it being a
Was that bro?
Right welcome back for you for the 16 months
make sure you play at least one game on the body rail one blade map the code is
four six no you're more on chat we love saline but we just um we just fancy
playing um from long blade fun I know make the camp small you're nearly putting
that because that's too small what if these things are dangling off and all
There you go
Here rings maybe I agree Jack
Kyle honestly, man, I'm sad to think he hasn't the thing is be no cover as I to walk into his room and say
Artis say I have to say to be no
What was I say, do you remember how to do it? Oh, he's fucking PC. I dust on
Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, land on the mountain and shoot me bro. Get off the stream you fretted
Yeah
Your bird cranks 90s. Oh, yeah, fucking prick one your birds say that's you build like oh
Oh, that's horrible that that's poor taste. It's protest. I'm being haunted by
It's a bino bino is the one it be no
I'm on one health. Oh my god. We're gonna let them for ages
ginger get a 5 get there go ginger get a 5
oh my god i've got so many boys i've got so many people on there
i'm getting one blade in so hard right now
that's fucking good that
ginger can i appreciate that
yo what's wrong
no i can't appreciate you you could have done it a bit quicker mate
there it starts up
he's fucking back at me i'm shaped
this is the one blade
oh he killed me with one blade
no he didn't
he killed me with a package
Go on squad mod, thank you very much mate, go on squad mod, favourite of 5 man, how you doing well brother?
Go on the boy, thank you very much mate.
Squad mod, I like that name, squad mod, squad mod.
Wait what the hell, Jakey actually is tum tum as well.
Well by the way, what is this meme we take tum tum as well, I don't get it.
Jakey you're dead.
I doubt it.
I'm going one blade with a 5 kill!
Oh my lord.
Oh my god, is it 5 plus kill again?
Oh my god, by the way.
Oh!
Blade, I got 3 kills!
I got 3 kills!
I got 3 kills!
Oh, is that actually that one?
I can't stand it.
Lads, are we in a way to
to fucking swear?
I mean, you can't just
I mean, you can't just...
Wanga wants to play the tether now.
Oh my god.
Is that the game so he's not working for some reason?
Go on, that's it. Are you okay, mate?
Everyone's so loud, but let me try and turn it down.
Oh, I know why they're so loud, because I'm perfectly fine.
That should be better, chap.
Okay.
Ice man, baby.
Rogers, they're over at 24, mate.
Give it 23, but how you doing well, man?
Yeah, I'm gonna thank you, mate.
What's that?
We can't shave without you, dude.
And it's breaking my heart when you don't shave one blade.
We can't shave without you.
We can't shave without you.
And it's breaking my heart when you don't shave one blade.
That's the tube.
So much.
How much do you do, Charlie?
Honestly, you're such a top look.
get pushed oh you're all dead yeah we're all dead mate I've got my back oh I
think you're lagging chaz I think you're dead chaz
chaz why'd he sat down?
Chaz you are?
I'm sorry mate, I'm sorry mate
hello I'm sorry mate I thought you were a camera man
I thought you were a camera man sorry mate I know that's no excuse
what he's being under and I think where he goes somewhere for a week and then
talks to production like shit
The fricking swear!
You stop!
OOOH!
Come on bugger!
You're on Blaybord!
Right as well mate, he's on Blaybord!
Wait!
Get the fricking on my face!
Oh!
Ah, they're on Jumping on me!
Yeah I think you might be dead there Chas if I'm honest!
Alright!
Clip farm!
That's your fucking whole thing!
Alas for you to tear along son!
I'll give him a- I'll give- I'll give Jake a clip farm!
Jake a clip farm!
Come on!
Jake you!
Just a quick question before we go out, what do you think you should get in preparation
for those, don't you?
Probably a Ghost Hunter machine.
I have one of them.
Yeah, that's a good answer, don't you?
Um, a whole, um...
Snacks.
Snacks.
What will it cost you?
A Ghost Fester's one.
Yeah, man.
Hello, mate.
No, I'm not alright.
Your shits are hard.
I'm watching for me, mate.
I'm watching for me. You had a save when we did it. You hit that. That's not very...
Is it not? Yeah? Yeah?
Oh my God. That's...
All right. Dave's on the one blade. Dave's on the one blade. Dave's.
How's your, how's your fob string? You're getting no peas, you're getting no peas.
You've been gone. How about you do my strings?
Congratulations. Thanks very much.
It's not a try and fucking... Also...
Guys, we should...
Someone piss him off today. We can't have him on one blade, please.
please yeah you saw me mow one blade I fucking love only one shit you know we
hold up what that's something because so is playing music and I don't know if you're wrong
please play music in please I don't know a minute who the fuck is that who the fuck's that
you're telling me amen who the fuck's that amen it's a war of rage it's such a shit something
So I'm gonna try and...
Shane, if I give it to everyone, so...
Go down.
What?
I'm just...
Worldwide.
Jake, you alright?
Worldwide to Scotland, here we go.
You're suing in the house.
Ah!
This is something to fucking out about.
I'm already interrogated.
She's alright.
I'm gonna leave you now, you do it, so you're good.
I don't think so.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Nah, I wasn't even...
I wasn't even...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
Can we play Fortnite?
Look at the boys.
I'm rich.
Look at the boys!
Oh, you're fucking broken.
You're fucking...
Boys, all I'm gonna say...
You are.
Nice.
Nice. Just make sure.
Can you use me?
You're fucking not going home.
Yes.
All three.
Fine, I'll thank you for everything.
Can we just get you a float?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, okay.
Why?
We're gonna be filling for blade!
Which blade?
We're gonna be playing Fortnite!
We're not even gonna play Fortnite if you want me!
We're here to save!
Right in the crack! Right in the ass!
You can save anywhere, it's not gonna hurt you!
Wait, I can save anywhere!
It's a 360 blade!
Wait, I think I can save anywhere I go!
You can save me here and in there!
Wooo!
Right, every single head you can save anywhere on your body!
I can't like that. I'm the only one bleeding. You guys aren't one bleeding. You're strutting
around the house. I'm the only one one bleeding. You know what? You've got your mates coming.
No, it's my mates in here. I'm the only one bleeding. Why is Triple T running on them?
Go and raise a one blade. You're not one bleeding. You're not one bleeding.
I'm not really that wobbly.
Yeah, he's got a good grip.
Come on.
Get my girlfriend and start asking him.
Play for my life.
Are you fucking serious?
You just made a fucking hole in my wall.
Stay!
And crack through my brass nut.
Going to see you the other day, right?
I was sat on the firework.
I don't know if you thought you did, but it does start coming from the ceiling.
It's like someone's wobbly in the ceiling,
and it just started coming off.
I'll get that a little tap.
You're going to have to have that pretty done.
One hundred percent. You fix me trying to fix that.
I'll put it out in the tree for that.
Yeah, definitely.
Sorry about that, mate.
He's just going to sit up on fire, mate.
Alright, you guys have your courage tonight?
Yeah.
Boys! Boys!
Boys, I'll be with you in 20 minutes.
Don't worry guys, the constant house!
Yeah, I mean, I think it's very downstairs.
Anything you need is downstairs in the kitchen.
I've already done my figure.
Right please can we go and get one blade right now.
What's that?
Right here's what's happened.
Guys come on lets one blade.
Walk that door ASAP.
Right there we go.
What the Frickles sticks is happening right now?
Oh.
Where's we ready to go?
Google audio, let me look at it, I'm gone.
You say, one blade, Felix.
One blade, Felix.
One blade, you say, Felix.
I say, one blade, Felix.
One blade, Felix.
One blade, yeah.
Are we playing games now?
You look like cousins, we look nothing alike.
You actually do, to be fair.
No, I'm like, the dog features, and you're all like.
Yeah, we're in a game, mate.
Someone asked me that the red one, that's Slavic.
Slavic, oh my god, yeah, it was there, yeah.
What from Slovakia?
Yeah, people from Slovakia.
Echo, what are you on about, chap?
No, what are you saying?
No, I don't know.
It's Bino.
What?
It's Kara staying here tonight.
Only if you let her stay tonight.
Well, she'll be paying rent then,
because she'll be staying here
more than you this month.
So, if that's what happened to you...
Mate, mate, it's not mate, the one time I go to a haul date, there you go.
The one time you go on holiday, yeah, is that what we're doing?
No, but you know, we've just had a week with a vala lauette.
Why do you do so much, mate?
Nah, I'm against it.
They all said you like to stay around the night, they've been so kind.
The boys are always so kind.
Yeah, they're always so kind.
To a face.
That's kind of who the kindest both boys.
Who's the kindest both boy?
To me?
Yeah.
Oh no, that's really hard.
Yeah, because they're all so kind, doesn't it?
Not that hard.
If she doesn't say me, I'm gonna treat her like a...
He said that if you don't choose her, I'm gonna treat her like a kid.
That's concerning.
I'll say you're sorry.
I think me and James have the best planter with each other.
Yeah, we need to be fair. We have better.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's planter, so the planter's planter.
Yeah.
It's not a planter.
It's not planter.
No, no, just planter.
I do not flirt with any mates' birds.
Unless we're both on the same wavelength.
Yeah, one of them ones there.
Yeah, one of them ones there, fam, you get me, dude.
Oh, God, yeah, man, man.
Come on.
Probably gonna get targeted.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Oh, no.
Really?
Yeah, I'm killable.
Yeah, I know, people do call me Mr. Steel, your girl,
but I don't want to try to do it.
Oh, God, hell, man!
I'm on a gap here.
Yeah, I'm in a garage that looks like my old gap.
F***ing hell.
naturally I think sometimes class is permanent and I think this game I'm
gonna really shine for it fuck me all these footsteps
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't help but notice I'm being targeted here. I'm swear. I didn't swear much
Yeah, I did say class is permanent. Why is me keyboard not lighting up me point me off
There we go. I did say classic permanent but I weren't referring to me fortnight. I was
referring to the Philips one blade class is permanent. It's technique is blade. You can
trim edge and shade any length of hair on your body or face. It's absolutely fantastic
And we're dead again.
Oh, she said the best form, Blake.
Have we made it past top 20?
I can't lie, I'm actually doing really well.
I think so, it's labyrinth.
I'm on the edge.
He's on.
Oh, any man?
James?
No, Jakey doesn't.
Right, let's all hide our screens, guys.
Let's all go full cam.
All go full cam.
Let's all go full cam.
Let's all go full cam.
And if he's wanting to watch a good full cam,
come to my stream because I've got the full cam right.
What on?
I am here in so I'm here in tears run around the gas showing to see are you are you resisted are you resisted?
Yes, Lou sign. What do you think it's a link are you like
I don't know which one he's on.
I've got one more normal. I've just gone through every single ingested stages. He's got three
and not one of them is his actual camp. Just go full camp.
Oh my god, apparently that hand means he's sitting out.
Well, someone's just tried to walk in, just for a moment.
What, what happened?
Hey man!
Oh, something here.
Right, hashtag hard.
Right, so we title.
I need some assistance.
Are you resisting?
No, no, I'm not resisting.
Do anything.
Um,
should we understand what's going on here?
He's resisting!
I don't think...
Don't resist!
Don't resist!
I'm just going to win again.
Did you let him in this house?
Pardon?
Did you let him in this house?
Err, Jonathan.
You see?
Oh wow.
You definitely used the Philips One Blade.
Don't you?
Yeah, yeah. I like it.
That's absolutely fantastic.
Yeah.
I think if you show him the Philips One Blade, it's outside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wouldn't that be great?
Yeah, I would.
And you took...
You took...
I think he's going to use it in the Philips One Blade.
Yeah, yeah, I'll use it.
It's all in my room, it seems as possible.
Okay.
He's trying to get a reach for the Philips One Blade in his pocket.
He's trying to reach!
He's trying to reach!
No, no, no, no, no, no, give me a hold, give me a hold, give me a hold, give me a hold,
give me a hold, give me a hold.
People.
Should have kept the fucking door shut.
You just said it shouldn't be here mate.
Yeah, I completely agree.
Go on Tom, 511 months mate.
Thank you very much for that mate.
Thank you sir. Go on the boy.
But I was in Trafford, is it?
Well I hope you had a great stream if they are home.
Oh what are you doing?
I'm the same fucking shoe.
At five o'clock.
Woah, woah, woah.
Would you miss?
Pardon?
There we go
You were doing a stream all this guys we show them where I'm landing on now that's that's the four o'clock quick
Just nobody with all this true it on you
What you what you got about corner, let's go
Right, I'm gonna all I let you we go. Oh do we oh
Ooh.
That's quite a field.
Nah, sunny steps, sunny steps, sunny steps.
Anyone who goes there, we just take them out
and then we'll have the whole place.
James, very gifted, mate.
I hear that, I hear that.
Chas, I don't like that stream, by the way.
I'm not surprised.
What'd you say?
Probably you've leaked the stream.
What stream have I leaked?
That's what I'm wondering.
We're the volcano here.
I'm just going to have a chance.
You always sound so surprised that you've leaked the stream.
I know, yeah.
I actually don't know what I've leaked this time.
You don't leak anyway?
I'll see what he leaks, he leaks aura, isn't that right Chaz?
Yeah, I can't lie, I was hoping.
What the fuck are they doing?
There we go guys.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
You're so amazing.
This is the worst part of the map.
I remember this place there.
I like this place.
I like it.
I like it.
It's a good zone.
What's that?
A nice little cheeky zone.
Did I make something?
A little bit cheeky.
a nice little cheeky zone.
Little bit cheeky.
Little bit.
James, you be giving that a fucking pay raise
and you're only giving a fucking two-gifter.
Are you fucking mad or what?
Oh nice, I'm getting shot at the sky.
Cool. People like me just to target me.
It's so weird.
How long is the Bobboy video coming out today?
Oh, it's unreal.
It's unreal.
What do you think?
That I did a great job?
I'm dead again. I'm dead. I'm cold. Yeah, I'm dead
Be no
You don't really need a sales around how can you be a waste of an ACL you can't are oh boy
I've got a mythic you should probably come in here. It's here. Oh a mythic in old G4. I don't remember that
Obviously the streets like we've not played one normal game
Get chasers all three don't hit the whole day. I support for more
Yeah, heal up and go back.
Revo!
That's all I asked.
Play nice.
Relax my eye.
We did cover the screens but then Ginger went, let's go.
I can't remind
Alicia if I were to give this smoking to your 19 mate
If I'm honest, I'm actually a bit. I'm a bit worried to eat this curry tonight chat
Because I'm thinking one food poisoning. Oh, I'm gone
I'm just wondering about absolutely you can Bobby absolutely core of course you can
Some one bleeds
He's dead first, no
Uhhh
Oh, you're right on the wrong side
He's running us on call
You've got no maths mate
What?
He's only killed us all by the way
Oh that just broke
Oh my fucking gods, I bet you were Selim
Thanks fucking Selim bro, god fuck it
What'd he predict?
Oh my god get in Chas
Fucking
Get in Chas
Chas you're the guy man
You're him
You're the guy bro, you're the guy
I'm fucking him bro
Nah, Jakey died first, look at that, he's got last time last time.
Oh, something else is wrong.
Why is there a TV out of Jakey?
The much-TV's just been thrown off the balcony.
Your old one, maybe.
The different TV...
Tases broke the...
The different TV out of the one, though?
Yeah, apparently.
But none, but one last route, too.
Oh, my God.
I've never felt like that.
The three or four can TV out of the one, though.
They've got play for the five, go on, blade!
The three or TV out of the one, though.
Thank you for the five gift, then.
Lads they threw a fucking TV out the window off the balcony. Yes, man. I need broke the net
He's a fucking idea. Nice. What is he actually broke the goal? Yeah, he has yeah
Why what yeah, I'm so over something. I'm feeling
No, I leave it to you. It's not worth it, bro
No, it's not worth it. It's not worth it. I'm telling you it's not worth it
Yeah.
If someone tell me he's fucking like 1A3 out of age, why do you feel like a TV alpha
organ?
Every stream he does, he just strikes other people's shit.
I think it's a fucking...
He brought the fuck on that.
Right, let's just keep this off stream.
Let's just hold the message.
So, I thought in my chat I said that is his content.
I mean, being able to not be happy if you're playing Farmer at night right now.
You know what I mean?
When our team work on that performance, I hear that.
I won't say he's going to realize it.
Music's not for him.
Fucking other content's not for him.
nice well in you finish you off he's an asshole speaking of arseholes you can
also shave yours with a Felix Womblade
tell Kara if she wants to know what's being said whack the stream off
full camp everyone go full camp. Oh yeah full camp guys. But then don't don't don't reveal it until we
land don't reveal it until we land. Yeah don't reveal it until we land.
I'm fighting for a team on sauce. It's going off I mean.
It's going off. What are we doing in the back? Let's. Now one more one more legit one where
we don't get street sides. Everyone just hide it and then um hope. I don't have to play this
fantastic. My poor is my question. Just one. That is so good. Go on Chelsea 200 bits mate.
I don't thank you. What a level 4 hype train. How can we get these too many great hype trains so much guys?
It's so amazing. I don't deserve it. It's what happens when you don't stream for a month and come back
Yeah, well mate, that's it. That was my only thing the fucking deserve it. You did deserve it, right?
I did. I did. I did. You can hear the ready. No. All right. You know what I've run it up. You did actually deserve it
I can't lie. No, that's fine. You so much man. At least you know, Jake, you do you think I don't say stuff like that
Exactly, it's not true.
MZ, do you have a free mums?
100%, of course you did.
There's no one coming at him.
Come on, Ruby.
Just don't remind Felix Womblay,
Boris will be looking good just in no time.
No time.
That's what we wanna hear, man.
No, go away.
Ruby.
You're not coming at him, sir.
I am.
That's my fucking eyes.
Now we are looking at work.
What's going on, mate?
I'm just trying to womblay.
Are you okay?
Fucking Jesus.
I just watched you do it.
Silly, Silly, come in here.
Silly, in and only Silly.
Silly, that's not going my way.
Silly!
Fucking hell.
I'm getting over-stimulated.
I'm trying to get off the thing.
I've not left anything.
I'm ready to go.
You're okay.
I'm not alright.
I'm not stimulating me.
What is going on?
I'm getting over-stimulated as well.
Yeah, I actually am.
I'm getting mad over stimulated, right?
No, I actually feel I'm going to break.
There you go.
What's going on in here?
If this keeps on going on, I'm going to assume I'm going the whole day again.
hold it again, they're just clean, what's going on?
I know.
You're alright, me?
I know.
Listen, you're going to be alright.
Thank you, mate.
You're going to be perfectly fine.
Thank you.
That's the beauty of it.
Thank you.
Look at the screen.
Look at the screen.
That's the beauty of it, mate.
You're going to be perfectly fine.
I'm going to be perfectly fine.
Because we've got a Felix One Blade, haven't we?
We've got a Felix One Blade.
I love Felix One Blade, James.
I'm going to feel down and just have a shave, you know?
Exactly.
We have a shave.
We look smart.
We look the part.
And that's the main thing.
Yeah.
That is the beauty of the first one, mate.
And we scored up and played Fortnite.
And we scored up and played...
We're in a game now.
We're in a game.
Perfect.
Let's go, lad.
Why are you walking like that, James?
Me?
You walked with...
He took a drink on my fridge.
There is the record.
We don't need no food to fix it.
The first year?
The one who's like,
just vote.
I know I'm gonna be out.
Oh yeah, you should know I clapped before.
Nina!
Here, wait, for the 10 months to one, mate.
Thank you, you know
Over dropping buzz. I just wish
Wait, we can't say all right. Yeah
Landon
Move by angry danger
By the way, boys, I just need a maven for serve time at 8 30 p.m. Okay guys. What's that? I mean serve time
Yeah, sir. Oh, if we're in time serves, I'll play gilly
I'm gonna go on GTA, I'm gonna go on GTA roleplaying, it's hard, the impure people
above the art.
Right, I'm gonna go, oh, I'm there, that'll be good, no one expects us to go there.
So
No, no don't show don't show don't show don't show
Streamer delay on for like guys. No, there is but everyone has to have on the same for it to work
I'm going to thank self for that, how are you?
He's where I can go, no one else I know, everybody in the world, I found my name.
I'm something of the advanced gamer position, mate.
Nice, let me lock him.
I'll actually stop right I'm revealing my screen in three two one. Oh, yeah
It's the it's the monomy
Oh my god Amy Brookebow!
Amy Brookebow, Amy Brookebow!
We love Amy Brookebow, na na na na na na na!
We love Amy Brookebow, Amy Brookebow!
We love Amy Brookebow, I can't do it!
I can't do it!
You shitting my hands right now!
You trying to be shitting my hands?
Amen!
Why the fuck are people who came here already?
Amen!
I'll see if you can kill me.
Amen!
Amen!
Oh my word!
Amen!
No!
No!
You can't do this to me!
I started this company.
You know how much I sacrificed!
Amy you're a fuck you're an absolute legend. Well, thank you so much Amy. Oh
No
So cringe bro
Who gives a shit we're going to gift it
All hail Amy, all hail Amy.
Two things guaranteed in life.
Well, there's four things guaranteed in life.
Death, taxes, Abrahamal going to heaven,
and an unbelievable trend by Philips Womblade.
Womblade.
Womblade.
Amy.
I said four things.
Hey, Amy, thank you so much, love.
Why the hell, what the hell, but thank you so much.
Hey, thank you so much, Amy.
I appreciate that a lot.
I said three.
Did I say three?
Did I say four?
I know I said four.
I didn't always say four.
Thank you.
Hey, thank you so much.
Hey, thank you so much, honestly.
Shannon, go on, Shannon, for over the five months of...
Hey, can't have you been gifted a store,
but make sure you say thank you.
Thank you so much, honestly.
Wait.
What the...?
Jon.
Chatham, are you hacking?
Oh, do you really...?
Oh, my God, Chatham might be hacking.
No, you're the best.
Did you have a shave this morning?
I'll be in extra stream lines today.
That's good, bro.
Good, good, bro.
Let Ryan do mine.
Yeah, I will swear, am I right?
Oh my god, we're coming back.
That's the only time you say that.
What?
Oh, Bino got my cut. Yes.
Oh, there you go.
The place did I...
Why am I actually cooking for that?
You are you are yeah, I've got the wrong display settings on so it's kind of throw me off a little bit
Yeah, I see it I see him
You know
Okay, I'm running my toes on cross
You got a cold bro.
Jakey, Jakey.
Jakey, you've left your gun so far.
One HP.
At least we're going to fill this map.
At least we're going to fill this map now.
Let's get it going.
Return to lobby.
You're so bad.
Am I so bad yet?
Am I?
Well, tell you something.
Watch me now and I'm not playing with you that know where I am, whatever I do, in
my every move.
And then we'll see how good I am there.
Honestly, if I lose every time I lose a round, I'll give it for this one blade away.
I want to kill you.
I want to kill you.
I want to kill you.
I want to kill you.
I want to kill you.
I want to kill you.
I want to kill you.
I might lose a round, I'll give it for this one blade away.
I don't want to call you right now because when Fouls won't play life,
but you get that word that begins with you.
There you go, English. English, I give you English, I give you English, no problem.
I'm being stream sniped, it's impossible to play.
Fuck's sake.
I don't know what man, I want you.
I mean Kano.
All right, Kano, she's not off.
Like, I like Reimsworth once.
each other please can you put the epic one blade map on
i thought i was gonna have a ball
i actually don't know the code
ball?
ball and knob
that's baby
you're on pc is where you can cut things
the knob
hey last year
i don't know
i slay
in the world
baby you want to come my way
uh pod guy can you send me the
file please
What's the name of what's in the
mask?
Salim is downstairs with his hands in the air next to taste.
You just coughed Salim and left him.
POP GOLF!
Oh Millie, he said it all up!
Yes, did he, Amy?
Go on, Dane, 255, yeah!
Let's go, go, go!
Philips Warmly, body royale!
I get it, body royale, body!
I get that, because...
That's unbelievable!
I put, oh, as Carrey just linked the video...
I hope not.
I hope not.
Shopping for a car unlimited budget.
I've got a budget.
I've got a budget.
I've got a budget.
God, I'm just here at 35.
God, I've got to do the one-blade stream.
Yeah, I think Tazen, you're in the end, Chaz.
It's a mention mark register for a chance to play at a live event where me and the boys will be
Jack you're gonna just buy my you use the price makes my register and then register a
Steve it's even a 35 month Josh jimbo 25. Go on Josh. Thank you, man
All right, we play calls for easy to read it up yet
These are
Yeah
Oh my god Vicks met the king. That's mental. Yeah, I just seen that all meals that back stop it again
Yeah, Vicks fucking need a table
I don't think I don't think spike and some of the go down well in the wall. Yeah, we wouldn't do that
probably wouldn't spike someone
Hmm
Yeah, it does. Wait, wait, wait. Wait for me, please. Yeah, I love that from back.
Uh, someone sent it to me, capo. Please stop it, won't let me. What is it? What?
Is he alright?
Please!
We got a trophy back!
And you know what?
We got a trophy back!
We got a character parade.
Oh no, I'm just watching this.
Are you guys in the game or no?
Yeah I'm in the game.
Okay, I'm joining. I'm joining.
Where do we go?
Yeah, please.
I'm in my own one blade. I'm the don't hold star.
He's held star.
That's cold. That's cold.
Someone just started.
Yeah, cheers, man.
Yeah, Jackie's not here.
Cheers, Joe.
I'm smart.
Oh, it's a little new Samson.
No one ever listens to me.
Right, ready up.
I'm trying to read it up, but he's bringing it in, innit?
I've got to go back to lobby.
I won't let me read it up.
Oh, you have to vote for Germany.
That's such a nice phone.
Oh, there's four of us, Jakey's in.
I'm going to vote for Germany.
That's a lovely phone, Cower.
I'm going to vote UK.
Oh, actually, I'm going to vote UK.
I'm going to vote 1-0, Jakey's voting.
What is it?
We're on.
We're on.
The
The fill is wobbly body right as if it is thick out people can actually make maps like this is pretty sick
Yeah, I've just got a white screen
Of course it's a huge ball gonna wait for J. Yes, I'm done you
Yeah, it's like final. Yeah. I think so. Well, let me let me leave. Hey, Miller, give it a 32, mate. Go on the sun. We absolutely do, mate.
Stefan, give it a 24 as well, mate. Thank you.
Er, Ollie Stevens. I've got no idea what you're on about.
Yeah, you just need to join back being off of it. Sorry.
You know, that's not the way to get over me
No more
I don't know why she said yo yo yo no that's not the way to get over me
I see what's happening there. I see what's happening there. I see what's happening there.
So, we'll just address it quickly. We do this every Friday when it's a little bit late.
We do this every Friday when it's a little bit late. It's all right. We'll get there.
We'll address it and we'll move on. The video will be out today. It's an unbelievable
It's a little bit late.
We do this every Friday.
It was a little bit late.
It's all right.
We'll get there.
We'll address it and we'll move on.
The video will be out today.
It's an unbelievable video.
It is the both boys' love holiday in Bernadon.
It is sick.
It is unreal.
And it's a great video.
What I will say is that it's been in time.
It's slightly behind schedule.
We are working on it.
It will be live tonight.
It's not a watch, it's a wheat band so I can track me recovery.
Those boulders?
Let's keep it in a safe box.
Chara, mate.
I can't be here.
Ooh, he's knocking on that door and if it's not a post-gold watch, I am not interested.
For Foxy...
He's not CMT, he's me, Jay.
Oh, for Foxy, I actually fought with CMT.
I'm just wondering, I don't know if you've got it yet, but I don't, I'm gonna head out
and get the new United Kit so it's wonderful that it's a giant kit, not a full kit, no
no, I think so, oh right yeah that one, the red one, yeah, that one, you see how it
I don't believe so.
Where are you?
Yeah.
It's over now either.
What long?
The third one.
I've not saw that.
I wonder what that one looks like.
What?
Ready up you fuck!
Ready up you fucking stupid fuck!
Ready up!
Get up there now!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
That was unnecessary.
Yeah, I feel it.
Yeah.
Just a solo mission, then.
Nah, I'll come here to do some shopping.
But I'm using Chatham on using Vibber.
Watch it.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Are you driving?
Yeah, I'm driving.
Yeah, okay.
Tell us to me.
Thank you.
I'm putting my foot down.
Oh, don't...
Yeah, but don't speak.
Maybe that's quite good now.
You have the battery.
Oh, very nice.
Ah, well, nice.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's not that.
He's not that.
Shazam! You are on shit!
Let's get moving!
What are you doing?
What's he going?
He's just going to spin by and fucking...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm trying to... oh, you're...
You're sitting out again now.
Why am I sitting out?
I've read it up.
CMC, CMC, we love CMC.
Na na na na na na na na na na.
CMC, CMC, we love CMC.
Welcome back Chas, good to have you back mate.
Shush.
One now.
What's your opinion on the first one blade Chas?
Do I need to even explain myself?
How good is it?
It's alright.
How, you want to jump in the morning, how good is it?
I actually love it, from every time I've ever used one,
which is all the time.
All the time.
All the time.
All the time, all the time.
What's your favorite thing about it?
Is it the 360 blade?
Or is it how easy it is to charge?
Yeah, that's another one.
Is it the fact you can trim, shave, and edge
any bit of hair on your face or body?
Yeah, what else is there description?
There's no script there, mate, this is just memory.
Listen, I don't feel it's that much. I just know I'll get a camera
Get a camera right. We ready then or what we waiting for what we waiting for guys
I got time to be a Sam
I'm going UK. Let's not go UK just because of last time.
Just go.
What do you mean?
This will last forever.
Folks turn logic.
What's it?
You're opening it.
The car's actually gender friendly.
We're going nonics.
So you can't eat that.
That's not good for you.
I'll look after that.
I don't want to be in the middle of a gym.
I'll look after that.
You're out of the laugh chuck.
Alright.
I'm going to go with a green. Just got a love one blade.
I won't let me.
We can't, we can't even hit him.
Here we go.
Get me in there and I'm one blade in!
Just get in the camera and I'll raise your blade to me!
I'm one blade one blade!
Thank you.
He's one blade man, we'll have to shave him.
Oh my god, we'll have to shave him.
Where, where, where, what?
Where are we going?
We're one blade!
We're one blade, we love one blade!
We love one blade, we love one blade!
We love one blade, we love one blade!
More to be loved, one blade!
He's blades?
Yeah, we're all against each other.
Five is one.
You're fucked!
Lucky being out.
You're fricker.
You're fricker.
Why am I so washed? Why are we all in the same spot?
Oh my god, the swords are Felix Womblade!
Oh my god, squad mod!
Five minutes when he gifted!
We love squad mod!
We love squad mod!
We love squad mod!
What?
What month's one blade?
Is it?
We love one blade!
We love one blade!
We love one blade!
We love one blade!
We love one blade!
We love one blade!
What do we love?
One blade!
Come on one blade!
That was totally epic and rad dude!
Thank you very much mate.
You're just like being on the head right now one blade.
No worries mate.
What do you like great?
It's one hidden one blade.
What?
It's up to you one blade.
Oh my god, oh my god what a chest.
What a chest.
We can't shave without you.
We can't shave without you.
And it's breaking my heart, because what can I do?
One blade.
We can't shave without you.
We can't shave without you.
And it's breaking my heart, because what can we do?
One blade.
One blade.
That's the reason I went.
Leave me alone folks in your cell.
one blade we cannot save without you we cannot save without you and it's breaking my heart when i can't save gooch one blade one blade i'm sorry i let you in
one blade just give me twenty gifted
we love one blade we love one blade
one blade let's do it
it's a lot
i'm going to stab her
I've locked it in but I'm gonna have a quick wee wee guys. Oh you've got to have wee wee. We're not in front.
I get it, I get it, I get it.
I'm fucking fuming. I can't make it.
What can't you make?
Celtic final.
Why can't you make it?
You've got a stream on.
I'll mention.
Shock, he's gutted he has to stream.
No, no.
I don't think so.
No, I'm not gonna have to stream because
It would have been a great vlog, it would have been content anyways.
You know what I mean?
You're focusing your stream more than anything.
Wait, Gensh.
Gensh.
Is it me telling you that you must have minding out the final?
Mmm...
Bit different, I mean it.
What's up with that?
Cos I actually support United.
Yeah, you actually don't even make finals, so you can fucking show it.
Oh yeah, I forgot where...
Are we counting...
Are we counting Celtic for the final?
But I still...
You know what that is, there are fucking borderlands of stuff like that.
Come on, Jake.
Not really, it's honest.
The whole world is waiting for me to start streaming again.
And look where I am streaming again.
I'm not back on another holiday.
Alright, alright, what do I do?
Because I deserve it.
I deserve it.
I feel like if you keep telling yourself this, you're actually going to end up believing it.
Tell me what?
That you deserve it.
That's not a prank to me.
Mate, I deserve it.
I deserve that time away in Mexico.
Are you saying I don't?
No, the Mexican, yeah, 100%.
Not another holiday, if that's what you're going on about.
Yeah mate, of course you can do it.
Where are you at?
Why did the Japan vlog get taken down?
Yeah, why did it take?
Why did that get taken down?
Well, hopefully
we can go back up
where there were some bits in it
that we might have to remove from it, so hopefully it does go back.
Oh really? What bits?
What bits?
There's just some certain bits
that have been asked to be removed.
Alright. Wait, asked to be removed?
I don't like you're being cheated you're being cheaters
the irony
We mean irony
fucking prick
It's coming out soon chat. What's coming out soon in the video?
Well, Jackie
The signs were there
Hey, what's his sign?
One sword for your win.
One blade for your style.
And that's the sword I'm using my hair.
I've got a scar.
That's cold.
It's like a reward.
I remember that being a joke.
That's what we mean.
One more, yeah!
One more year Phil is Womblade
One more year, one more year I say
One more year, one more year Phil is Womblade
Shaving bushes the Womblade way
WQR WQR WQR
Chad did you want to watch the vlog before we actually got removed?
Hopefully you should still go back up but we'll just have some business
Cup finals a week on Saturday at Hamden
Aw, you got a box for it? Fuck it, I'll go get your box.
Is that alright?
Do what?
Sorry.
Alright, get the box.
It's box, football box.
I'll get your football box.
Oh.
Where we cake?
You got a blaster.
Ah, stop, pal, stop, pal, one blade.
Nah, it's not.
It's not.
Ah, it's not.
I love all the front blades so much.
It's like a big gun, it's like a big gun.
I'm just waiting here, I mean, I'm ready.
Instead of wedding wedding
wedding
No, how the fuck is my n-ball down to no? Oh
No, no, yeah, who's your favorite football?
Yeah
Wait, I know is this a people she's watched all the people just is she's not watched
Oh, what's wrong?
Because she might just say right out like
I'm going to ask me now that she'll say Ronaldo.
LaBugna Mal.
Oh, she said she said LaBugna Mal.
She's out second.
LaBugna Mal.
She's in the stats recently.
Yeah, I have seen them.
She's out second.
I'll ask me now, it should say, we're now down.
LaBugna Mal.
Oh, should just have a second to propose LaBugna Mal.
And he's in the stats recently.
Yeah, I have seen him.
16 goals, I've got to go.
Change for being in the last game of the season.
16 goals you scored.
Yeah, I haven't even played all the games
because I'm most of the last game because I wasn't,
and we're over again.
Oh, my.
That's a great show.
Yeah, the team who did me ACL that, who played last.
Yeah, and then, oh, what a goal.
Oh, you bastard, they're just killing me, they're killing me.
I've done quite well that take you that well cooking this week
It's fall though. You can kick people out of the box. You can't be fucking taking all our nuts and not letting us go.
Why two people?
Because, uh, oh fucky.
I'm so, I'm so lost in right now.
Why is everyone camping so fucking weird?
Literally rough.
I mean, they're like hiding in the corners and not coming out.
Yeah
Get a fucking that dead dead dead dead dead
asshole
I think I think I'll win this now. You're the worst. I'm serious about the damage damage dealt that gets a lot of damage
Are you going to charge?
Callum for you for the five gift and sobs the one of this one's every one blade in the war
I
Do you count for the five gifted Jakey Jane about church what I'm not joking
Do you want him or not as up to you
All right, I warned you
Guys everyone chill out because he warned me this guy this dude
But now to a force
and I'm playing storm
what?
I'm playing storm
okay there's one thing you know about me and a bit of a gamer
I'm playing game with my whole life
why is that giving me fucking...
are you giving me mad you?
that's so tight
I'm probably top 10 game moves in the world
you know what's going on?
your boy playing as a top 10 gamer
sorry
don't mean for the worst sake actually
Sorry sorry
I was like if you don't like me for an hour I'm just
Sorry do you ever get the echo if you don't break there
Come on you never get the echo
I don't have that to wonder if I'll say that it doesn't work
I can't
Oh don't call me that Kiora, I shouldn't have
Come on and jump like
I'm being in
And you wanna die just saying so
And you wanna die just saying
It's gross
Oh it's gross Kawa
You've been tripled seed mate
You just been triple C.
You always been with me do baby talk though.
No, stop!
I'm dead!
You didn't even bother to die.
Alright, I'm fine, I'll fuck with you.
Fucking the fuck for next time.
Absolutely.
One blade is enough.
Are you dead?
You're fucking worse, Jen.
You've been one blade, isn't it?
Jake, you just come to the middle and there's one B1.
One B1, me.
Why now?
Middle of woman, Empire.
He's generally done me.
He's actually just rolled me there.
It's a different level than I've been rolled before.
No way be no beefcake
I won't blade your fucking ass right now. I'll make it smooth
So
It's called cracking night these car
Is it?
Cracking
While I'm ready for battle
Is not baby boys taking that's a different accent
Cracking it cranky now. Have you ever seen anyone bully this before?
Oh my goodness, Jakey, why don't you one blade your mould?
One blade, one blade, if you are still listening and watching please can you suggest Jakey one
blade his mould for whatever and we would love to IRL stream that please.
I would, I'd die for that stream if that's okay.
I
Want by the fire for thank you very much. No, it's not a cigarette by
Go over a secret. Thank you. I find love
I pretend that a lot with Seeker. Thank you very much. Love your legend
Thank you. I'm doing well and I appreciate a gift and anyone being given us up with anyone today
Make sure you say thank you, you know about this out to you as well. I mean for the hundred before absolute legend
Thank you love
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
I'm not ginger
me because one blade just gave me five
beedle's a failure come on one blade
beedle's a failure
who's the fucking doorknob
what noise
do we use innards
yeah it's Morgan
I'll take commiserations out on the one.
No, mate.
Do that again.
I'll be your register.
Have him get me my guys.
I'll take your shot.
My green three, two, one.
Be no commiseration on the one.
I was shooting you there.
You know, we had two great, great fighters.
Fight until the end.
He just couldn't make it up.
And what went wrong?
Do what was, I was...
Bit of a rust.
Bit of a rust, I'm going to talk.
A dust is welcome on the keyboard.
Yeah, I haven't, yeah.
I'm playing Fortnite the way I'm obviously playing in front of their crowd.
Yeah, it's not easy. I'm not used to these type of views. Let me see what I'm on here.
That there is extortionate. That there is. That's what I deserve, every street.
Oh, hey.
Well done there, mate.
Great game. Do you know what it was, the pressure guard?
He's calling a failure.
He's so good. What?
Didn't he just call him a failure?
Yeah, he never asked.
Well, clearly he's failed to use the one-blade today.
I used the one blade, that's good, that was good performance, I absolutely loved that,
it was so sensational, so fun.
I really love that.
I just want to tell you this all now, Megan with a fine gift dude, I've got a bag of nice
for me, bag of nice for me.
Oh, Megan, thank you for the fine gift dude, so Megan Arson, God bless you.
So obviously the trickle today has been immense.
And obviously that's because my bike returnable has been happening.
Get me back from Haul Day.
Yeah.
Um...
We're starting a new series.
Oh my god.
Collardays.
Sorry?
Collardays.
Collardays.
So it's Karr and Haul Day.
No, I'm James.
No, wait, that's not the bike!
That's not the bike!
That's not the bike!
Karr, do you want to tell him?
No.
I don't think I'm pretty good at all.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Welcome to the House of Kara.
The fees I'm getting...
We want Kara out!
Say we want Kara out!
We want Kara out!
Say we want Kara out!
We want Kara out!
Say we want Kara out!
We want Kara out!
Say we want Kara out!
What do we want? Carry it out! When do we want it? Now!
What do we want? Carry it out! When do we want it? Now!
Alright, Jass. What's happened?
What's happened? Be no city star in a new series.
Call of days.
Go up.
If that starts, I'm off, by the way.
What?
Nah, nah, nah. I'm off.
You can't.
I am. I will walk.
Right? Second of all, apparently she's moving in.
She's moving in?
Yeah, apparently.
And I had any talk you moved in.
Surprised I was wondering.
Yeah, no.
She ain't moving in.
Absolutely not.
Under no circumstances.
What did I say before this house was a thing?
What did I say?
My girlfriend's.
I'm allowed at the house every single day, are we?
Unless it's every auto weekend.
Exactly.
Elliot is here more than Beano.
Kara is here more than Beano.
The one person that got told to stay here more, voila, is the one who stays here now
other than you.
I stay here.
Do you know?
You don't.
So, we have to fight against it.
What do we want?
Carre out.
When do we want it?
Now.
What do we want?
Carre in.
What?
Oh, we can go and get them in your night, I'll look in now.
Yeah, we can go and buy them new shirts.
Well, there's no need for him to shit himself to me again.
I think I know what this is about.
I know what this is about.
I think I know what this is about.
Fucking Caleb's sawing it.
Shut the door.
Kara is moving.
Shut the fucking door then!
Well, it's Kara's moving.
She ain't
Yeah, it's just announced it. Oh, yeah, I can't say anything call these in an hour going all day every week
Yeah, and they're not even blocking it. So I don't know what comes in every size
Do you know what I think is I'm not even gonna nibble it because I want to get told off off stream for why I could say so much
They say silent
Anyone else wants to speak your mind go for it. I'm gonna choose to plead the fifth. I think that's a smart option
I mean
There's nothing in there.
The girlfriend thing, you're never going to sue me.
You're never going to sue me.
It's just what happens in life as you get older.
To an extent.
Is it, Charles?
It's been a while.
Oh my God.
So boys, what the fuck are we going to do about this?
What are you going to do about it?
We've got 24 hours to cure it.
We'll call you.
Oh my god, that's a great idea to come out for another time.
Exactly.
Shoot it.
We're running out.
We can't run.
Shoot me here.
Shoot me in the nose.
Shoot for it.
Shoot it.
Okay, it's a resty.
I'm not putting this to a new track.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not gonna say.
Go on, Spencer!
24-24, mate!
Dillard, 2-2, 22, Isbago!
You're too quick, you're so quick.
I can't tell you I've seen you.
What?
You've done it.
Change.
Right.
You've done it.
It's the way you're from churches.
D-D-D don't look down the door!
Don't look down the door, don't look down the door!
Down the door, don't look left!
Well it was nice, it was nice!
Ooh, is that her?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's a shit fucking spider!
Shit, it's teeming about!
Right, shit, shit, shit.
I've got all the other one.
Is he still alive just fuck!
F**k!
Sorry, Chia, I wasn't even on this.
Hello, CMC.
I might have to see what the security said.
Yeah, go on.
When they call me, I'm just gonna send them through and get a hold of it.
Yeah, perfect.
What?
He's actually fully put that in, though.
Right, Chads.
You can't just keep wasting the time just because you're fricking moving the rest.
I'm not really wasting the time.
Are you- are you joking?
He's joking, I'm not.
I want for a laugh, lad, but we can't.
Chatter back it.
Chatter, do you think we should phone security?
Go on, Archie! Five out of five, mate.
You're a legend. Thank you very much, Archie.
Wait, did you hear me? Thank you, Ismail, or not,
because I did it by doctor for on this stream, or not.
Hey, thank you, Archie.
Do, do, do.
We are at the boff house.
Do, do.
We want Kara!
He's not a way of...
Have you sent that to the group?
Yeah, they asked you.
Right.
I feel as though...
Maybe delete it.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Yeah, delete it.
Yeah.
Yeah, and look at it, do you know the fucking swat team on the way around?
But then again, your feet you all should also understand, it's a content house and she'll get writing on content.
Everyone who lives there has to get involved in content.
Are you up for going and getting new teachers?
Yeah.
Perfect, you're loving it when you're ready.
I'm just going to dance to that, I've got the chat on the one side.
No worries.
ARTI WERRITON, WERRITON, ARTI WERRITON!
Ah, go on, Archie, favourite, man, I appreciate you a lot Archie.
Thank you so much, mate.
You're a legend.
Thank you, bro.
Also, what am I going to say now?
I was going to say something, but I forgot.
No idea.
Now I'm going to be cooking and serving up by half-eighth, so that's good.
Have you brought the net by the way?
No.
Actually again, you broke the net. No, you broke the net. Yeah
Why?
Why are we throwing TVs off balconies? That's what I said
Because that TV got sold
Amy go on Amy with a 10 you mad bitch. Thank you so much Amy. I appreciate you a lot on a Saturday
I don't think you're ready for fight you to have an under before you're an absolute legend. Thank you so so much
I appreciate that honestly. Thank you the guy in blue is a violin again that laughed
At my eyes that true is it?
Is it?
Mental hey, thank you so much. I say you're a legend five minutes and love if anyone's been gifted a sub make sure you say
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I was just saying I'll chat. We'll be doing the hottest stuff after the quarry
Sorry.
But I'll be real.
Yeah.
It's not going to be done in time.
Why?
It's seven o'clock and you've not even gone out to get ingredients.
And you know, chance of just walking down an aisle will take about an hour.
There'll be four click found in the way.
Yeah, you're not wrong, yeah.
The animals playing cards, see you later.
Bizarre.
Bari.
Bari.
Fuckin' left.
If I was in the suitcase and she's not...
Mate, get the fuck out of the room, mate.
Why is everyone saying that she's in the suitcase and she's not...
You're talking about the fucking right patch?
Well, listen to this. I've listened to that.
What?
I just...
Sexed the security guard and said that the girl's locked herself in the room.
There's no fucking care around here.
If you want to fuck me, take the fuck out of the patch.
If I was in the suitcase and she's not...
How are you with my girlfriend?
Fuck it, she's in there!
You're in the boot!
You're in the boot!
She's not in the room, she's in the room, she's got no clothes on.
Why she's got no clothes on?
Because she's straight.
She's doing the poop, she's naked.
Because she's gonna get me to poop.
I can see the toilet.
You pervert!
You fucking pervert!
She's not in there.
Take your aim on off my chair.
She's not in there.
She's literally not in there.
What are you looking for?
In the land, man!
She's there!
You're not in there, right?
Come here.
No, I think we're in the toilet.
Don't you know where you're going?
Right, hold on there.
Huh?
My brothers go and go downstairs, they mix some food,
and Sarah won't allow me to bar a food.
You don't know, can you do a problem? We'll go down and fucking...
What the fuck, Beal?
I can explain!
Beal, man!
I can explain!
You're a real Jaffika!
Beal!
You're a real Jaffika!
Beal!
You're a real Jaffika!
Ah! Ah!
It wasn't me!
It wasn't me! It was the man who got downstairs!
The man who got downstairs!
It wasn't me! It wasn't me!
It was a man going upstairs!
What man down the steps?
I don't know his name, we call him.
It wasn't really...
What?
Sleep?
No, fucking real camera man.
Hang!
Where was that?
He's been with me the whole time.
Fuck.
Why the fuck would you...
It was Celine!
Celine brought a sick kiss!
So we just said that, he said no, he's in.
How do you put you in the suitcase?
Alright, I'm nice.
Yeah, go on, hang on.
I know, I got blindfolded into him.
Who'd like to tell you?
Fuck's sake.
Snuck up from behind.
You're going back.
You're going back.
No.
You're going back.
You're going back.
You've done it, listen.
You're going back.
Why do you have a blindfold?
What?
Why do you have a blindfold?
Because we play, uh...
Place it all up.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm just...
I'm just chilling, thanks.
Any reason why you're laying it?
What?
I was just watching the stream too far, you didn't have it, I thought it was cool.
Now then, when are you going to get new reviews?
So, really soon, just do a couple of things and then I'll be ready to go.
What was it you were doing? We're on a tight schedule there.
You are? What could you possibly do?
Well, are you definitely serving at R8?
Around then.
See, that's what I mean, we need to know what's going on.
We thought I'd go and start then, so it would definitely be done before midnight.
Well we're not going on a really other midnight.
I don't even know why I've got my shirt on.
You've not tried it. Well you have actually too, so I'll give you a lot.
Cheers mate.
Damn, that fucking, just shut the door for a minute James.
No touch, you stand outside for a minute.
What? You stand outside for a minute.
What?
There's lots of things to go on here.
When we were looking before about narcissism, again, it's that attention of, oh, I don't
know why I try anything. That, again, is not fighting the case. And I've said them
on a certain limit, because then you might, you know, struggle. So just thought I'd let
you on. That's another thing we have just noticed there. And yeah, feel free to proceed.
Yeah, Chaz. Oh, I mean, you should be the same size, Tom.
Yep.
These shirts, then, eh?
Are we going now?
I'm ready to go, if you are.
Are we ready, Chaz? Not you, sir.
You're all good, Chaz. You do what you want, mate.
Yeah, we are.
Karaman, Chaz, we're ready to go, mate.
About to be.
That's for us.
No, no, no.
I'm about to be.
Well, there's nice day, you know, yeah, where is actually sick? Yeah, what is sick? Can you both grab me the arse for sure?
If you're JD, they've got it. Yeah, no problem. Cheers
Oh, do you know?
Do you know this?
I have to be sensible moments for that. What do you not get send me? Oh
Yeah, I've been sent to the other new office. So that's a channel article, but it's going to Susan's so it's shout out to Adidas
because they're the ones who send it.
Yeah true.
Adidas, I like Adidas.
Adidas, come on with the phrase.
Nah, I don't like it.
Oh boys, get out of there.
Boys, get out of there, come on.
Boys, it's my read.
Shout out to Philips Womblade.
Bit late, but we love Philips Womblade.
Thank you very much for sponsoring this dream,
an amazing map that you've created there for the Philips Womblade.
I'm sure I'll say the body right out.
It's absolutely fantastic.
Fantastic play, shut up!
Where in 5-10 was Brian?
It's a fantastic play on words.
He's getting worse.
I know, I notice that.
You say this is not listening as much.
I was always having a time where I was having friendly football with promoters.
He's sending it to supporters, G.
I'm not a fan of that.
You're not?
No.
You're not?
No.
If I had a shirt with like the best ever United Police smoking instinct, I wouldn't even wear it.
What a weird shirt to have.
Professional shunt smoking.
No I agree.
Because when I said before an ACL was wasted on you, was it you or Adele?
No I read it, I was just editing it.
Yeah.
I agree.
Go on Zoey, attend your mad bitch.
Thank you very much Zoey, I appreciate it.
I love your legend.
Thank you, you've been giving us some, make sure you say thank you.
I'm actually excited.
Thank you Zoey, love.
To try what?
Yeah, they're not crying down this show.
Yeah, the new show.
I was going to say now, who are you getting on the back?
Oh, I think I've got maybe a conure on him.
Ira can you get Casanero?
The thing is, this is what I'm saying.
You're probably better off waiting.
They're playing on Saturday.
Why don't you wait until you sign someone else on that route?
Oh yeah, true.
It doesn't sound like it.
It's hardly awesome because you can't get a printed job.
And of course I'm grabbing a player that I know will play.
Sorry.
We're finishing completely anyway.
Yeah, it's that part, it's part of the nonsense.
Did I do it wrong?
No, you didn't benefit from it wrong there. That was the attention bit from the masses as well.
Did you see my cool collar, mate?
I did try and face it on you, but put it down.
What the fuck's that?
What is that?
Do you want to just explain what you've put behind the Queen thing, Chaz?
Chaz, do you want to just explain what you've put behind the Queen thing, Chaz?
I don't remember what, erm...
I don't remember what, but you know what I just said.
Huh?
The old people put a spy on that chap.
What's going on with his next chap?
It looks like a hidden camera, can't it look?
No, it's not a hidden camera.
What's this?
Erm...
Someone could say I've bugged your room.
Yeah, if someone could say I just unplugged it.
Hello! Can you stop bugging Jing Jing's room please?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's actually, it's actual bugs.
They make cricket noises. You've got six of them in your room.
And you've not seen any plant one?
Oh no, I'm gonna be back in the jungle after three weeks and watch you.
Crickets ain't gonna fucking stop me sleeping.
Yeah, it's okay anyway.
They ate crickets.
Also, why me?
Everyone's called.
What?
You're not the only one.
What the fuck?
You're just lucky you're chuck-clucked.
That's not.
Now then, you've got to try and force it to make it, it makes it every three minutes.
Iceman baby! Sorry, shouldn't we give it back? I couldn't do a fuck-out if we had to go off and get rid of it later.
What a shit idea. There's another two to play with. Blanton.
J.J. you've already got three in yours bro. Three!
You've got three in yours bro.
Ready to go? Get in there Chad Arena.
Iceman baby.
Iceman baby.
Are we on? Are we on? Are we on?
Are we on? Are we on? I said
Yes we are, yes we are, yes we are.
Uh, that would be weird for him to do that.
I heard it beat all the way.
It'll beat all the way.
Miss you?
What's so in the boot?
Yeah, you might as well fucking get it.
I don't want Pat to dance.
See if you can play this game or something.
I wouldn't shut up.
I'm about to go for it.
Thank you.
I think that's fair, maybe.
If anyone was even subscribed to our channel,
we might answer it, so, yeah, that hasn't been a lot at all.
Get the fuck out.
What?
Get the fuck out.
I'll show you what I do, that.
Put your PC on.
Fucking you, mate.
Get the fuck out of here, you scum!
Sorry.
You put the phone in the water.
Check in.
Yes, we know.
Come here.
Sorry, I'm not here.
You go over.
Come here.
Come here.
You can take the bachelorette over there, yeah.
You can start me in this war, by the way, because there ain't no one to go.
Yes or no?
It's a harmless prank that everyone was going to be playing on.
Right.
It's impressive.
It's nothing that's not going to work.
Yeah.
So it's not nothing to do with a war?
No.
Okay, perfect.
There you go.
All right, cool.
He blew the bed.
Shit.
Shit.
Are we ready to go out?
Yeah.
Are we ready to go out?
Ready to go out?
Yeah, right.
Get out of there!
Get out of here while I'm being there.
No, don't leave him.
Fuck you.
So much time for the best ball video.
It won't be that slow that I'm hearing.
In my opinion.
More enjoyable to film.
Yeah, of course it's a lot more.
You know, I'm about to go and put up the bar.
Yeah, sure. You'll be biased.
I thought it was some sort of fucking water, I remember.
Interested?
Just go and have a look at this.
Here you go.
If you want to start it, you can start it, but I promise you...
...he will be fucked by Tuesday.
That's a wine sign.
You've got a murder.
Still.
Nasty.
It's a warning sign.
It's a fucking stick.
No.
I put my hand up.
I put my hand up.
I put my hand up.
I put my hand up.
I put my hand up.
I put my hand up.
I put my hand up.
Oh!
things that make noise.
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
That's heavy.
That's heavy?
That's heavy.
Ah!
That's heavy.
So, say you've got
that clue.
Jack's got
three.
You've got two.
Very quick analysis.
So this is the only division in the world, yeah?
We'll begin.
We'll begin to...
What's the result?
It's also a very big problem.
I want to say that we won't play it.
I've made a bit of a mistake.
It's content, content now.
Oh, they're putting like, the pink fit on now.
The pink fit on.
Oh, good one.
Yeah, but I didn't want to speak to the speakers there.
Oh, the speakers there.
Oh, the speakers there.
Well, I guess they're not going to speak to the speakers there.
So the speakers are going to move.
Yeah.
It's a mic.
It's a mic.
We're just finishing ourselves, we're about to end a minute.
Why does that work so much better than?
Or does it?
Have it better?
Yeah, sorry, channel.
Call me at close or not?
Yeah, you need to keep reading in Japanese, go on mate.
Not from your class, do you?
No, I'm just in Jesus'.
Thanks, there we go.
Right, so, I've got a little problem.
Obviously, we've got the ghost, I've been working myself up for it.
Tell you what, I'm going to get you some stuff, but I'm not seeing anything else.
Well, we've got some stuff.
Get some of that hot.
Yeah, I meant to give you some.
I would be shitting out of it.
You know that.
Is that right, Matty?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
We are not going to be that way, mate.
We are not going to be that way, mate.
I don't think we are not
slightly more confused.
I don't think I want to eat this food.
I promise you I'll be a bit better.
Go on, proceed.
Erm...
I've got some other plans.
I've got one for Abbie.
I'm just going to speak to you.
You like it a lot?
Just get your words and I'm going to give everybody a few words.
If you've got something harder then go and spread chat.
Yeah, good words.
Can I have the lamb curry please?
I was good at it.
I was good at it.
I was good at it.
Just do it properly.
Lamb curry.
Stop chatting about curry.
You want my order though? I want a lamb claret.
What? Is that a real thing?
You don't want to do it?
I want the chicken.
That's what we thought we'd order.
No!
Listen, you can have chicken and then just, you know...
You don't know that?
What?
You don't know that?
No.
You don't do liver.
You don't do liver?
I don't just chicken.
Alright, can I have one of the big chicken spinners going on?
I can go downstairs. Get a sh... fucking thing out of here.
I know you've got it.
Sorry about that chance I've saved you a phone call.
Oh, don't be bothered by it.
Thank you. Sorry about that chance, I'm back now.
Oh, it's there, man.
Shit.
Those draft keys, man.
I'll leave my shit real quick.
I swear to you...
Sorry, it's stuck in there really.
I don't know why this is a heavy squabble going on right here.
Oh yeah.
And it's diverse.
Yeah.
It is diverse.
It is very diverse.
And the quarter Welsh.
And the caravan.
Respect.
And the quarter Welsh.
No one's asked.
No one's asked.
No one's ever used stacked up.
Oh yeah.
That's your role.
Well, hopefully soon.
Rome was a bit of a day back there.
That's what I'm saying.
You've got to start somewhere, right?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Rome was a bit of a day something.
I've got to start somewhere, right?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to do it by idiot.
Normal to be in a decent.
What?
What?
He's straight on his hook.
Just you and I.
That was a joke.
That's literally a fatback.
Long career.
No, we don't know.
We're not doing that.
Where are you going?
You're having chicken.
Honestly, I'm very, very excited for what you guys are
about perhaps.
Thank you.
Thank you for making me a somewhat healthy team.
No worries.
What would you like?
I'll have the first one.
Honestly, you guys take three weeks.
Preparately not fish.
We're not doing spicy either, we don't want to hurt it.
I love a bit of spice.
I love a bit of spice.
Just not too much.
Anyway, how about Poppidogs?
I want Ten Popp.
I think I'll have.
I always don't.
I always don't.
I don't.
Respect.
Shut up.
Poppidogs.
I want Ten Poppidogs.
Just go clear.
Get a poppy animal.
You're looking at the wrong person, mate.
Sorry.
He's the master.
Just like that.
Like that.
Like that.
He told us he's never made it before.
Sorry.
Don't speak out to the head chef.
He said he's never made it before.
Salim, Salim, tell him.
I've never seen that experience.
Salim, tell him this series.
Salim, Salim, tell him.
What?
Salim, tell him your experience.
You've got to watch.
I watch you, you're talking to.
Oh, I get it.
Can I place me?
10 poppidoms, 400 barges, two onesimosa, we can't get one to most of them.
3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000, 3,000.
But do you want me to sit right up and do some more?
Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
Right, Jim, start your order.
Right, 10 poppidoms, 200 barges, 2 onesimosa.
Errr, pause.
We don't even know what to do.
I've got one more of the new barges and we're doing pecuas.
Right, I'll have a pecorra.
A jimmy pecorra.
Welcome to the Curry House, mate.
Two chicken quarters, then we'll have...
How do you spell that?
I'll let him tell.
E-P-A-K-O-O-R-A.
I'm right, I've got that.
Then we'll go...
Chicken, carry on it.
Sorry, we don't know how to carry on it.
What actually is carry on it?
Right, do not speak to a head chef like that.
What is carry on it?
I don't think you're getting the gist here.
Sorry, I'm not finished.
I can have a chicken biryani.
You said you could have a biryani.
Sweet.
You're cooking biryani.
Chicken biryani.
With masala sauce.
Masalas?
Masala sauce.
Salas, salad sauce, ok, ok, ok, yes, yes, yes, that's fine, er, I know either Peshwanian
or garlic cheesian or just cheesian, you don't want me, I made up yours with you mate,
no I don't, fuck you now, there's a cure in it, there's a cure in it, er, taste what
you like, what do you want from the courier ass mate, from the courier ass, courier,
I'm going to do it.
There you go, that's him done.
That's him done.
He wants to record.
I'm not going to fuck that shit!
I'm not going to play sports.
I'm going to get you to the right side.
Don't push him in the fucking boot cube.
Can I have...
In it.
Can I have...
Can I have...
In it.
What was the option?
No, so curry and rice.
Curry and rice, something like that.
What?
What are you doing?
Yeah.
What are you just saying?
Chicken with curry.
No, no, no.
You're going to pick your curry.
You're going to pick your curry.
He's not eating.
You're going to pick your curry.
Chicken curry?
Chicken curry.
Do you want a chicken kumbak?
Do you want a chicken kumbak?
Do you know what you can't have a lamb curry?
You can't have a lamb curry.
You can't have a lamb curry?
Chicken curry.
Cool.
Perfect.
Can I have any kind of chicken curry please?
That is exactly how you like it.
No fish.
No fish.
No fish!
How many dollars?
Three.
Oh can I have one garlic now?
Okay.
One now.
How many poppies?
And can I have two chicken cord on the sides?
You might as well take a push-up.
Any sauce? I'm good with the sauce.
Oh, there you go, Chapman.
Oh, oh!
Chuck, mint sauce and onions.
You want us to do it, you got one?
Mint sauce.
You know how to do it yourself.
We're talking to you.
Does the cameraman want to be free?
And he's done his duty.
No, he's not.
He's a fool.
Please have to get in.
I love that.
One person is full.
I fucking love that.
Right, anyway, we're going to get cracking.
So, free curry.
Time to serve around 9 o'clock.
What do I order?
I'm going to be here all night.
Two barges, ten popcorn on.
No!
Percorus!
Not barges!
I can't lie, I'm having barges.
Yeah, I'll have two each.
Two percolas, one chicken biryani,
masala and garlic knife.
No, no, no, no.
Masala sauce.
Masala, masala sauce.
Yeah, masala sauce.
What's the sauce?
OK.
Masala sauce.
Some chutney, some mint sauce, and a few onions.
Got garlic cheese, you know?
Oh, sounds like a namna garlic cheese.
And a bit of fat.
Slugging my mum.
She made her stream debut today. You go easy on her.
Who did?
She's never been on camera before.
Right, it's time for the boys to split.
Sight this chap for the dinner table.
You guys can beat me out of that to me please, just before it starts.
Yeah, any curry, two pakoras.
Fish, fish involved.
Yeah, prawn curry.
We're not listening.
No, he's not listening.
He's not listening at all.
What the fuck was that?
Your main dish.
Yeah.
I'll be right back, I'll go to the courier house.
This is the courier house.
I'm going to go get a prawn curry to take home.
when you put a swap on the table and make the fuck up.
Can I give you my order?
Yeah.
Fry down Texan.
Slime, sir.
You're one of those folks.
Oh, mid-sea.
Mid-sea.
Mid-sea.
Don't tell me that already, Caprio.
Mid-sea.
I'm not going to tell you after, am I?
Well, you know how to say it.
I'd say more than one Weasler.
Yeah, I'll look at that up.
Three, two, one, you say?
Surprise.
I think you're going to go to Crotown.
Don't ask me.
Don't ask me.
Slightly fringe out.
What?
That's mad.
What?
What?
What are you doing?
Fix it.
I'll do this.
Do you watch this?
Mm-hmm.
What?
I watch it as a week.
Last Tuesday.
Last time I felt it every week.
Actually, it's what on the last.
Right.
you know you've got the hair of a certain painter
you've got the last dream one yeah and you've got the lips of color dragon
from back in the day
male fucking ass straight
male fucking brother
alright come on crack on
what's that do if you can still move it right
oh my goodness you do
crack on
I'm truly tortuous facial, come on crack on the seat
Right, I'm gonna text it to you now, you know what I'm saying?
Do you want anything from the queried?
You do.
Because this is gonna be shit, innit?
Right, I'll have chicken,
bairiana.
And you're fucking just like me.
Bairiana.
Oh.
I did that.
Erm, four onion barges.
Barges.
Not badges.
Oh, it's fire now.
Onion badges.
You know what I mean inside?
What?
Oh, it's fire now.
And the meat inside.
Oh, and samosas.
He's angry.
He's angry.
Jay, you know that.
We're all playing the role and it's all to play.
Poor Ewa.
Samosa.
Masala.
You've been taking some of my decoys.
Masala.
Okay.
Samosa.
With my salad sauce.
Iceman, baby.
What do you think about this?
I'm not sure.
Cheesy.
What do you think about this?
Please send it to me.
Please.
Mango, Chuck, me.
Jake, you're new, she's pulling you in a pile.
Bro, can we stop with all this stuff, please?
No, bro.
Shit.
What is it?
What?
What?
What?
I was walking.
I was going to breathe my feet.
Sorry.
I was changing my clothes.
Sorry.
Where are things?
I thought you were just panning out.
Yeah, I'll leave the Cory.
Come on, let's go.
Do you want me to leave the Cory?
You know who you are, Stu?
Yeah, I'll leave the Cory.
Cory, Cory, not Cory.
Cory, not Cory.
Okay.
I'll open it up and make sure it's all raw.
Yeah, I've got black on some of that, right?
Right.
I'll raise the D this way.
Cory, I'll just go up to him.
Or I'll just chat up and see if you watch the video.
Pink.
Right.
Yeah, it does.
I'll shake it, I'll shake it.
What's happening?
I'm going to stand by his car.
Stand by me?
Stand by me.
Oh, why did I do that, bro?
You never just do shit and just think, why have I just done that?
Mum's life, I've had my phone, I'd say, exactly what you want.
On anything, bro, I know you're talking about.
on anything bro have you seen a harder mug than this yeah shit and then she's
had a good year I'll be honest I want to do with a
jakemobile give it away oh do the do the raffle do raffle for it I'm into
mind yeah cuz I think I'll ask around the family cuz I think I've had offers
from the family if I've got to give it someone my family if they want it all
right but how cool this be someone said this and chaff him out and watch him
We'll have to leave your hand off the jakemobile.
What, you have not started?
Do you need a car?
See, I'm here.
Where you got a car?
I'm forza.
Oh.
Don't you believe me when I said I got a Nissan Skyline?
I don't know.
Iceman baby.
When's the night for the new video?
I'm actually not too sure at the minute.
Should I be or should I?
Sure you should.
So it into a pool like CJ. How the fuck do you turn a car into a pool?
What I'm also not gonna ruin a car
John that could be someone's first car that I still me so well, I love
Sanford 2.0 baby
Ironman the Ironman can't sit by my own kind of
No, bro
Yeah, it's actually kind of crazy, I kind of like it.
No way Bro accepted that by the way.
Why did Bro accept that?
Because of his experience.
Oh, shit, yeah.
You're actually a dedicated guy, you know.
I can't even get to know.
Yeah.
So, shall we call it the Jacob and Beale 2.0?
Or Jacob and Beale Mark II?
I think Mark II might be better.
That's fine.
Second Mark II?
Freeze the world.
Iceman, baby.
Mark 2, I might actually say Mark 2. I reckon we've got Mark 2.
I smell him.
No, it's going to go off. I'm not tested.
Karlarm.
Go on, sorry.
Speakers.
Speakers.
Oh, but I did test them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Guess what I played.
Rather be with you.
Yeah, I played Amen as well.
That was very good.
What the fuck is Angry Jinx doing?
I'm actually switching to that, I just went to check Jinx's stream to see what he did.
My wall's got 1k4s on six hearts fuller.
Go on chat.
Oh I love you chat, sorry I just feel it.
I've got Tad to the mic.
I like how you've added this.
From my experience now, do you think it does make the audio a bit better?
Or do you use it as a handle?
I think it does make the audio better.
It makes the sound better though.
Yeah.
So no.
When's the new car coming?
It's not actually confirmed yet.
I've just put a deposit down.
That's how I'm doing.
Rather... What is this guy doing?
You can come get me shoes or buy me a new pair!
Where is it?
Hello!
Pardon me, I'm in a snake.
I'm going to leave it.
I'll act like a matching.
Cheers mate.
Let's go.
OK.
You enjoy that?
Right.
Working camera.
I like that one.
Working camera.
No.
Mark, who's this lad with bobs like that? I can never know the top cuter.
I don't know.
Oh, it seems to do a six-seven.
Is it?
No, that's very little.
You're getting old.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell, I'll kill you.
Hang on, he didn't say that. I know one blade, Tecman.
Well, hello, delivery.
Where's mine?
Oh...
It's all right, here you go.
My dad's watching the stream, well whatever I've done he said if I decide not to go ahead
with the car I'll get the money back, so whatever which one lies.
You should be leasing it, that's the smart thing to do.
Chat, you know, some signs in life.
Yeah, some signs.
Right, we'll keep him back.
Yeah.
Smart.
Sorry, is it Sienna?
Sienna?
Can you hear her?
I can't hear her.
Make a shot.
I'll get on my way.
Yo mate!
Make sure this gate locks, mate.
Oh, you're stupid.
Do it in your cameraman's house.
Are we heading JD then?
Yeah.
What kind of thing do you have?
I don't think so.
He said to me that I was in there, it was next week that he'd get it.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean they revealed it, so I imagine it's out though.
Wait a chance.
Yeah, no, because my mate's got it.
Oh.
It's just when that JD had gone.
Do you think I'll go long so you are short for you?
For you, your size, short.
Sorry?
Short would be better for your size.
What do you mean, your size?
Okay, take it, come on mate.
I thought it would be a dick mate, but it was to no avail.
Jins, I know you've only just got this car, but, um, Anonymous 79444 just wanted me to let you know that you should get me back.
Right. Yeah, now I'm alright mate.
Cause I've only just got this session.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'll put it in there.
Yeah, I've got it over there.
Great decision.
Chimmy.
We'll make sure that they appreciate 27 minutes.
I'm bad! I'm bad! I'm bad!
No, I'm bad! No, I'm bad!
I'm really, really bad!
I'm really, really bad!
I'm really, really bad!
I've been so well just to get somebody to do the dirty work that can't be moved back
Don't turn that sound
I don't know what to do
I don't like to work
I don't want to live
I don't know what to do
I just want to make it work
I just want to make it work
I just want to make it work
I'll take a look at myself.
And realize it's not enough.
Your zombies are still left.
It's over with it.
In the molecules.
Never mind, it's normal.
I ain't never close my hand.
They're drinking in the circuitry.
We've been talking about it.
We've been talking about it.
We've been talking about it.
We've been talking about it.
We've been talking about it.
We've been talking about it.
And then jay came in and said to me, we be cheated like a m-
So I just popped tagging west, he's better than Jay.
Fuck that.
I don't know what the right one is, there is a...
There's still a lot happening there, I'm not sure what it is.
What's that?
It's all public, huh?
What does it say?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Why do I always tell myself that it's not over yet?
Why you gotta tell my heart out?
Leave me in the river
Why do I always tell myself that it's not over yet?
When the Lord placed in the darkness
That's when it's hardest to fix it
When the Lord placed in the darkness
That's when you know what's on your mind
Hold on to me, get my story straight
It hit me like it's out of way
Oh, Jesus, give me just a couple days
Tell myself it's not over yet
Soon I'll be standing fire
It's burning up in my head
It's like a lie I always tell myself
It's not over yet
Are you gonna say my heart?
Don't need a credit card or right there's the train.
I've got the kit.
Oh there, he's here.
Oh, the horror there in the window.
What?
The horror.
The horror.
Let me check this here.
Whoa, there's quite a lot on here.
There's quite a lot of the trash up here.
The trash up here is in the grace.
I don't feel like you put it in there.
I know next door, but it's a bit awkward.
No, it's not.
No, there's a penis in there.
Oh.
It's not very stable, is it?
Has it?
Have you got yours?
Yeah, large.
Oh, there you go.
No, I'm not triplexing.
Try it on, try it on.
I'm not that big.
Triplex, I'll try it on.
I'll say, it's a slim fit kit.
It's a slim fit kit.
Yeah, it's a slim fit kit.
Like a parachute.
Like a glove.
That actually fits. Doesn't it? It does. It's not. That's like, that's like O.J. to go and fit.
No, it's not, because he didn't, did it?
I'm trying, maybe he's choosing a little bit, but you're getting that, though.
If this is not the right fit, you're getting that. By the end of the season. By the end of the season, man.
Oh, I can buy the other next season. By the end of the season, I'll be a small, small genius.
Right. Yeah. Have they got... Someone associating you a bit?
Look, they're authentic. Just so I can have a look and just compare.
No, they don't. They're not.
It's pretty good for me, yeah.
That's not...
Please can we stop all this?
Chazza, can we stop this please?
That's disgusting.
How come they've not got the authentic?
Good.
Oh, hang on.
Nope.
Can't fucking mind read.
How am I gonna fucking know, mate?
You know what, I don't know if they've not got it.
What?
What are you fucking doing?
Well, we'll check the Adidas store next door.
Oh, the Adidas store?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, okay.
It's Danly Cups.
Oh, they are.
Oh, rocket.
I'll get one by the time.
When you get a pink one for all our sisters out there.
Cut two clock here, here, here.
Where'd you get that?
Oh, correct.
I cut the other last door.
That's where that lovely Russian lady was, and then as soon as I got...
I've got this, I've got this, I've got this.
Oh, trust him, I was thinking that.
It's not time to self think.
What does that even mean?
See, I don't know.
Yeah, better put your music on like this.
Ah, you're right.
That's what I must be doing.
I ain't got beer, mate.
It's not good, JD.
It's not like I'd like to do this.
Can we catch up?
Can we catch up?
Can I still 24 is it?
I don't know if I can get this with your garter in the back, can I?
What a player.
What a player.
What a player.
What a player.
Why is it still 80 quid?
Sorry, it's on sale for 58.
I didn't actually get, I'll be honest.
I didn't.
You're not a breath, just go for it.
Do you take a minute?
Just taking a minute. I mean, I sense like it although it is
Actually, I had this kid, but I didn't have it. I said I had this kid
But I also didn't have it does that make sense to you?
Yeah, you had it and you grow up because you're so petered. No, no, no, no, I
Didn't get it from I didn't get it. I've got offline
So I won't mind actually having this kid. I'm not
It means you didn't buy it from JD. No, I get
On the far right bit like a political... er, political...
No, no. Please stop.
LAUGHTER
You wonder who did the... What if you wonder where you get the...
That's the left, mate.
If you wonder who donated Nigel Farage the Ā£5 million.
You're looking at him.
Mum, no.
They never used your card.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I'm not close any more.
Don't wind me up yet. If I... See, the little comfy I have, if I put Nike pros on it, it'd be a problem.
That's not authentic.
Do they not?
Will you take me to the United Megastore?
What, are you fucking Uber?
No, it's just a question. We could, and then that could be pretty epic.
I'll be honest, I could nip to my mum's car. I should have... I will have, erm... it there.
Oh.
Authentic and unauthentic.
Ooh. Why are you sharing?
If I've got, I should have a spare.
Mate, just put your hand down.
Let me see if it's been delivered.
No, probably.
Do you deliver?
No, we do lamb, chicken and beef, bang, phone down.
I don't think the mute's too hard, I don't know.
I just can't.
It's going to be a vault.
Okay, he's died, come on.
Yeah, he's very quiet now.
Shall we have a look around then?
Yeah we can.
I'll tell you what for the Adidas. I think they do sell a lot of them around.
Maybe Adidas will open in up to them already.
I think it's a non exclusive deal.
Yeah it might be.
Look like it.
Yeah.
Wonder if they've received that iPhone, I doubt it.
I believe you bought it, but I also believe it's, I'll give you that for 800, Charlie.
That's a bit of a brown envelope, but wait a minute, I'll show you the receipt.
I believe you bought it, but I also believe it's, I'll give you that for 800, Charlie.
What? That's why I chose a shop sir.
You've got a jack-o-mall section.
You chose a shop sir?
No I like you you dick.
Ashton, brother of prime me. Oh he's turned into a tier one. Go on.
Thank you Ashton.
We love a prime to a tier one.
We appreciate everything you know.
Why do you get some cybys to eat?
Oh my god I've got my night.
It's very much fun.
Why is it something you're passionate about?
No, I'm just curious.
I've ordered them sauce.
They've gone yellow.
Yeah, I know.
That's the thing though, isn't it?
They're very hard to keep white.
And you know what?
It just shows you don't want to be black or white.
I like that.
People just listen to MJ.
Illiteration.
I'm not racist.
Well, okay.
I mean, that's a given.
Well, yeah, you'd hope so.
No, there's a given.
Well, there's other people.
OK.
I won't have them in mind, so I'll call to that with you.
Thanks for having us, Thor.
Thanks, though. Isn't it, then?
Wow.
I might have a special...
What is it, then?
Is it a United Muggers store job, then?
I'm just going to see if it won't pull me up the open.
I'm going to drive to your mum's on stream, are you?
I'm going to stand behind this door.
I'm going to get the adduper stuff.
I know, but I'll just bring you back.
I'm Jakey Davis.
Oh, what the fuck?
There we go.
We're going to take a chance.
God, that was cringe.
Thank you, James.
Right, let me have a look.
Of course mate, go for it.
There you are, good, don't worry.
You okay mate, yeah?
Oh, that's way out, you've been driving all day.
Shopping mate.
What, you filming?
Just looking, live streaming.
Go for it.
See?
Part of the process, no?
It's part of the process.
So if we just look here we've got a lovely JD set. They've also got the gel NYC's.
Funny how I've actually been looking for them.
A horror.
Which one is in front of us?
Hello, the horror. What are you looking at?
He's looking at the amazing deals you can get out of.
He's actually got quite cool shoes on.
I just think, well, JD. JD.
Not JD, but my boxes are, so would prove it, but probably shouldn't drop my pants on the street.
From now on, New Rule, you want to follow me off to the downstream, because it takes me away from my job.
I know what you mean, it's like firemen.
Oh, you saved me Kat, burning building over there, love.
Yeah.
Hey, how you finna see my mum over here?
What are you getting at?
Well, are we going in your nightmare store?
Let me see if it's open.
Can you ever know?
Nah, I do.
Wee GQ, what is that shop behind it? It's called GD.
Clothes, erm...
Open at 10am tomorrow.
Open till 5.30am on Fridays.
Oh, that's good.
That's good, because when you finish work, you've got 30 minutes to get there. That's good.
If you didn't really pay for it, you ain't going to eat.
It's the weekend.
Offer them, jibber the 19 months, mate!
I don't want it now!
Did all my e-cells like that?
Come, I'm gonna go look, do you like it?
Don't do that, you're authentic like that.
You keep doing that.
I'm half left.
Just fucking do the things.
I'm offended he's better chatted.
It's all sort of large now.
Better shut down his foot of large and bring him in.
I think I would rather go off, hadn't I?
But I don't really want to, should I just try it off now?
Try it on, yeah, try it on.
Let's see what it looks like, it tries it on.
That's what I mean, G's got the tunes on.
Yeah, it's what I was writing about, buddy.
Does that take absolutely fucking long?
Can you pull the thing in the set, why don't you walk?
100%, yeah.
what's that?
Oh it's Adidas.
Yeah, no shit but it's like a remake of it.
How can you read me?
Excuse me?
No.
That was a voice over.
By the way, no-one's in there.
I'd be able to smell.
Er, yeah, please.
See, there's proof no-one's in there.
Can we go to number 2?
I think someone's in number 1.
Yeah, no one's in there.
Can we go to number two? I think someone's in number one.
No one's in number one.
Hello, Finn.
Well, he just looked under there, so you should know.
I didn't look under there at all.
Thank God.
Thank you.
It's alright.
It's alright.
You going there with him?
What?
No, it's alright. I'll just do it myself.
Well, you're in there now.
Yeah.
Who are you trying to say?
Are you trying to say that?
Come on.
Sorry, he's learning new words here. Go on, you get out.
Out.
No, I'm not.
He's reduced stickers, never work, I've noticed that.
In the other day, they had a full 50-50 quid and then all of a sudden they had a full price.
Back in the day in high school, Armani was the fucking one, mate.
That was the one. If you had Armani, top or trainers, you were the guy.
I was never the guy, I had Cabrini.
Oh, shock, no, it's a kid dressed in that.
He's fucking blaming.
I see a guy in the picture with a good face.
It's not Nicol, for it.
No.
I've got extra 15-40 out of life, you might do that, sir.
Yeah, it's not nipple-proof.
It's mad, innit, how it happens. It happens like that.
It's not cool.
It's happened over eight months period,
and you continuously eat it and not care what you look like.
Oh, fuck it, I'll just have...
Let's just...
Are you an ex-owner?
What?
No, I'm an ex-owner.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Just a biddy-stick out of it.
We'll do that again.
You need to do that.
Well, I figured it was good.
I, too, said...
I don't want to wait for our fences.
I don't know what it looks like, I don't know what it looks like, I think we're in the league, we're in the league, we'll lose the league but we're in the other three
I don't have a man to care about.
Someone just said totally hits.
I like that.
North Face is there, I do love North Face.
I get it.
North Face.
I wonder if actually it's facing North. Which way is North?
Never.
Yeah.
Never eat sharing food.
How do you know that's North and looking that way?
It's not coming to my head mate.
He don't.
He's called it when I was young. Maybe I'll see.
Jakey's nibbles, nipples could cut glass.
Get a salivary gift.
Ooh, I could do.
But I realise I'm not fucking Santa Claus, am I?
Yeah, you're not getting it.
Nah, I'll wait for that.
You're washing them and putting those back on the shelf.
Why?
Fucking stink.
You getting anything else?
Got it.
What a shame.
Holy, look like that.
I'm going to get a bloody stop and see what I'm going to say there.
Have this time tagged me fuck all.
Do you like that?
That's nice.
I'm going to bobble up and bang that.
Do you like that?
Maybe 20 quid.
Get the white one.
It's a shock.
You can go get that one, Tom.
Do you shop off?
Off the job.
What are you doing?
Ignoring, we can shop after.
I've got a claim to it.
Get the white one.
Maybe that one is my latch, or the...
I've got to start fucking more on the wire, innit?
Come on, shall we put it back?
Cold.
Quick, I like it.
I've got the asphalt sheer.
They only have big clubs there.
That's why they look like United.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, fucking.
What are you doing, you weirdo?
Got my two thoughts.
And how about that?
You're like a fucking black eye in a minute.
Can't give you nothing for a mum's sake.
One more.
You're a 23, mate.
Got my two thoughts.
Oh, what's going on?
Everyone's asleep.
Are you alright?
No.
That's some villa.
Is it bad if you get a villa show of Rashford on the bank?
I don't know, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's bad. That is bad.
I've had this.
I've never got a bar.
Ultimate 7-5 streak mate, go on the body.
Balti, for every nine months, mate, go on the body.
By the way, if he stays at some of the couriers,
because if not, I'm fucking gonna go there.
Because I'm...
...ungry.
Buying some more white socks.
Is this Sabrina Carpenter and Juno's son?
No.
Is this Sabrina Carpenter?
No, Juno.
No.
Sylvia Dean.
Do you know what?
He's not with you.
Oh, sure.
Smart.
Musicians, right, are some of the world's famousist people.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, sure.
But if you, if, if, because I listen to the music and I don't see that, I wouldn't know
Yeah
Bless me
Famous this
Right, you just get that yeah, I'm saying come on then
Yeah, please
Err, I don't know, sorry.
See, I think you're gonna bring something over here, but just ignore it, please, thank you.
You want some?
As well, thanks.
I've already paid.
You've not?
I have.
You've not?
I have.
You've not?
Is it already paid?
Perfect.
Sorry, that's customer confidentiality, actually.
It is not.
It is.
Err, have you got any P6000s, then?
You do?
We've got a PC?
What's a PC?
That's a P6000
There you go
Thank you
Oh black
I don't know if I'm a king on them
You too
I'd shoot that
if I was what was the fucking the moon you know I'm mad
I don't think I'm a fan
I'll leave him thank you Nick
yep
you know
pink pony club
oh yeah it is
give me some
give me some
What's up, please?
I'm buying.
I didn't buy you.
I didn't buy you.
What are you doing?
You're buying.
I didn't buy you.
You're buying?
No.
You tight-basted.
You tight-basted.
You bought for...
If you'd have bought them, and I was there, I'd have gotten you.
You tight...
You tight-basted.
You tight-basted.
Doesn't make sense.
I'll take your gear.
It's closed.
Open it then.
You tight-orrible bastard.
It's a high, horrible bastard.
That's some curry down all over again.
It's not.
I know what you're on, Jake.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Know that
Do you know what I mean?
We'll say Molly on it. Molly
I'm saying no
That's why
CMC is that
I think these are better at this
I'd rather like that
Weird souls
oh they're nice I like them in the ginger I know I'm the girl with me hair I feel like them
what do you think of them chat? I do not do size 12s they're part of me looking
oh they're easy for you mate you've watched all yours
hey Michael are you okay?
you okay mate?
very good thank you mate are you?
I thought I saw an idea
Right, go on.
I'm at a courier stall, yeah.
And I'm thinking, ask them.
Because the sweet one was, I think it was the spiciest pat, the half.
And I put it in the courier.
Right. And you don't think our chance is just going to tell them?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, well, the chance wouldn't have made a game.
Yeah, I mean, you can go for it.
Just ask Pizza Private a little minute.
Look at these cool shoes, sir.
JD now, using clothes.
CMC 10 for Camperton Werder.
10 of the conditions apply that cause of not actually work.
I've just said it for junk material wise.
Now back to the video.
Stupid idea.
Just a little, I'm very...
Did you what you say?
Not your job to do that I'll put some I'm putting the socks on
Hey, mate, you all right size you get in
Yeah, you can
See that meme bro?
Yo bro, can I get something? Yeah, no, just go ahead.
Do the defaults.
Nothing to have, bro.
You want to try more?
Not bad, nah, let's just get half more.
Please.
Oh, I'm good about the United Shirt, chat how long does it normally take for the authentic
version to come out? Or is it like out already in the store? Like in the mega store?
Ok, jump on me mate, no problem just power me a minute, hurry.
There we go.
Just some interesting stats about Winter United, I won't be saying, I'm going to see it leave
them for presentation.
Very interesting ones, I'm going to say that.
Right, after this, back to the above house, or do we go somewhere else?
Anywhere you want to nip to, you chap.
Shall we take a shot of your shot?
Yeah, shall we take a shot of your shot?
What?
It's you in the dark.
Yeah, with mud on, please.
Yeah, get him on a nice campaign.
On your feet.
See, you can put him down on it.
Anyway.
Chat, I'm gonna put my old socks somewhere outside and let's see who gets them.
if anyone wants me old socks you can come and stream snipers right now
I want to get some like wooden socks
oh cash generate will be closed now
oh I know you've got two pleasure traders, what are they?
no I'm not the person Chazza
does he get them some?
no no no actually
no actually
it can be for the big mac camera work
actually
you got a pair of trainers
Yeah.
Pledge on the charge, we're in now, we'll pledge one.
Pick a pair of trailers.
So we have to come here?
Yeah, no, because I don't know if you know, but like,
you used to have Karaman as a practice for you,
and just give him a big max.
So, that would be...
No, I know you used to pay him a big max.
Yeah.
I'll fool you out here.
So they actually are not?
Yeah.
And you've got a pair of trailers.
Where's mine?
What?
Why can't I have a pair?
What do you mean?
Why can't I have a pair of trailers?
Well, actually, they do need going once.
Sir. Sir.
Is it? Do you need socks? Do you think you can take a pair?
I am... I get you nice things sometimes.
Name one thing you got me that was nice.
I am that cowboy crowd.
You said that all the time?
Shit. That was 160 quid.
So, I only went in the blue bin so much for that.
Yeah, you won't put that in three bells.
No, where would it?
I also dropped it around three times. Ignore me.
And then I went to tell him, I'm driving past, do you want him?
Right, he's gone, it's kind of done now, isn't it?
I was like, yeah, he's let the balloons down and all that.
Got rid of the forest, so it was just jungle.
Mo and Dad enjoyed it at Christmas, though.
And the people they joined, it was the top night TV.
No, I'm talking about millions enjoyed it every night.
Can I get potatoes?
No, yeah, if you want, yeah.
Can you buy them, then?
No.
You're horrible. You are. You're horrible.
I'm not. I'm not horrible.
I have to Tokyo and everything.
Fuck, I have to Tokyo and everything. What do you mean?
You know what I've done in Tokyo?
Food poisoning. Food poisoning. It's still carried on.
You can't actually get a car to play in.
Make yourself sick.
I'm not gonna be sick. Thank you very much. Have a good one, yeah?
Cheers, thank you.
Do you think I can get on the back?
I'm getting Maguire.
Maguire is cold.
Camels are the heaters in the first time.
Really?
Yeah.
I've never happened before.
Have you got that fan thing?
Yeah.
Maybe I'll have a fan thing.
It should be alright.
Let me change back to this again.
That's very weird.
Alright, one second.
It's not even hot though.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, just drive and have the windows down.
Yeah, but it could be the battery that's heating up, so I'm going to go...
There are no sides in this, mate.
You've done that? Why have you bought new socks? I was only having a laugh mate.
He's bought new socks, put them on somewhere.
He keeps you made me feel quite insecure.
Mate, mine are probably yellow.
Deff around its holes.
Mine are yellow.
The black, chap.
Who's thought of...
I'm getting cold.
Chat, if anyone wants my pair of old socks,
it's what's going on.
They're behind the bin there.
And I'm gonna come back in a couple of days,
and if they're not there, you're welcome.
There's a market out there, Jake.
You just gotta find it.
There's a market out there.
You've just gotta find it.
I mean, talk about profit, mate.
You know, go to an iPhone.
he's fucking you socks it looks nice I don't it it does look nice I get it
wrapped you get it wrapped yeah oh wait is it what you said no running in the
Car park!
You what?
And it's he shirt?
Fuck it, ignore him. Hit the target.
Well I don't get anything, but managers get a bonus.
Who's the manager?
I'm the manager.
How the fuck can you get a manager man?
Look up there, Nick!
Hold on, see what is coming in.
We'll talk.
I've got a guarantee.
I'm going to charge him that, too.
What guy? Is he your name, is he?
Yes.
Hi, how's things at home?
What could this straight quid do?
It could shut us early.
Shut us early?
Like, on time.
So we spent 20 quid, now you hit your target.
Let's talk business.
What?
What happens?
We don't get a bollock in.
Yeah.
We don't get a bollock in.
Is that it?
What's correct?
What's correct?
Is there anything with the ticket?
We don't have credit cards.
Football.
Anything like that.
Err, one in ten.
One in ten.
Yeah.
That means nothing to me mate.
What's your licence?
Football, mate.
I'll get a new pair of socks.
Do you want some socks?
No.
What was your name sir?
Calf.
Do you want to spend Ā£12?
I'll give them a discount.
Ooh.
Or a discount with top.
Same thing.
Same thing.
Same thing.
Same thing.
Hang on, is this what you like to eat?
Don't want to add to more.
It depends.
I only get a minute, but I didn't say anything.
I'm just curious here, Kyle.
You hit your target.
What bonus do you get?
See, if it's just like you get five minutes early, it's shut down.
We get a bonus, but we have to make sure.
So you get a bonus?
And does that bonus include?
Is it a good bonus?
You don't see that.
I recommend you say yeah no matter what.
I recommend you say the right things but not the correct things.
Is it a good bonus?
I'll say higher or lower.
50 quid.
100 quid.
Get this man with fucking bonus.
He must be doing all that and 100 quid bonus isn't enough.
Oh yeah.
Hang on a minute, I'm gonna be, oh, can this bonus be split three ways, Kyle?
Four-five?
No, I've not.
For that comment, I reckon we'll leave it.
Yeah, fuck it off now.
He bought it, really.
Chad, I've got five gifted in so I can get Kyle his bonus, if not, he's not getting it.
Get some gifted in, Chad.
Oh, we're finishing this whole scene!
What's going on with them?
I mean, it's Corey's birthday, it's been Corey's birthday, he's having a meal inside there, I could just...
I've got about a cent about these, so...
I'm actually just getting on some night, bros.
You're not?
Don't you want to wear them, though?
Nah, I'll make you... actually, though.
You go on stream.
Please!
Go to the camera, will you?
I'll get some boxes to have small yeah that is probably a large
box is small in the box he's about box is not condoms
five gifted go on a better five mate kyle you getting your bonus
fucking getting thank you very much mate dealing with a five as well for
I can't go on that boy!
LoLer, brother pine!
Thank you, brother pine!
The boys are coming!
I think your links are coming by the way.
My president just needs me to my street.
Yeah, I have to say to me.
Dude.
So we've got with Smarter, I mean 20 quid.
There's so many things you can get in JD even 20 quid, like a pair of socks, a boxer.
A boxer?
Boxer, sorry.
Jamie!
5 out of 5 as well mate, go on Jamie.
4 quids for 3 pairs of boxers.
Thank you very much Jamie.
How much?
4 quids for 3 pairs of boxers.
4 quids for 3 pairs of boxers.
The good quality.
What's the difference here?
Is there a difference in the length?
There and there.
There isn't there.
The bulge is different.
It's more of a perky bulge in that.
Just look by the boxes.
Whoa!
If we're doing discount, we'll do it together so we both get a discount.
You're gonna get too bad for a lot of people.
I'll get some boxes.
I've gone black mate.
If you go white on boxes, you're playing a dangerous game.
Black guy?
Yes.
Who do you think is a black guy when you turn white?
I'm not sure about that.
Where was this discount when you got the trainers?
That's a good point.
That's what I was about to say to you.
Yeah, I was just wondering, it's not an insult anyway.
Where was this purpose at when we bought the 100lb trainers?
Didn't ask.
Didn't ask?
Well, is it that easy?
Alright, count for three.
Not that easy.
Wow.
Stanley Cup.
Stanley Cup.
Stanley Cup.
Thank you, sir.
Okay!
Go on, I'm back with a 10-love fucking legendary sexy bitch.
Thank you very much, Ed.
I appreciate that a lot but thank you, thank you, thank you.
Go on, ginger gal, what a five.
We've got to do just fucking, that's for him.
Fucking go on, ginger gal, thank you so much.
Oh, my shoelaces are done.
Come on, mate.
You'll take them.
Please, go come on, mate.
You can't take shoelaces.
Just go like that.
Please.
Take shoelaces.
Hey, ginger gal.
A favor to five.
Thank you.
You see.
How many cups do I get?
Oh, sexy man.
What?
What the fuck?
I can't.
Oh, you're a fucking dick.
You can do it then as well.
And you are a full bastard.
Someone has farted, I'm sorry.
No, it's you mate.
No, that's got some ginger in it, that.
Okay.
I'll get a gold one.
Is that the one you've got?
Errr, yeah.
I've just gone light-edded.
Probably the most lit of excelsis I've ever had, I suppose.
I think Kylie's holding us.
This isn't even boxing's right.
I've got a lot. I always like...
If it's too tight, it's too big, you know, alright?
Yeah, sure.
Can you guys get them?
We've probably even got to get some.
Yeah, we are, we are.
No, don't get the white ones.
That's the way the QA.
It's not, it's Ferbcent. Please don't. Please, it's Ferbcent off.
I'll put it through for you. Thanks, yeah, cheers.
She'll get it, you can get it. No, I'm not getting it.
I'll sort myself out.
Oh, sorry, I just showed it off for the cameras.
He's a prick, really. You'll cut this out.
Is it coming there?
Yeah I know but you'll cut this out.
Cut it out of a live stream.
Yeah you will. You know what you like?
Do you want to have a little bit?
20 peter charity rejects.
I've aborted mission apparently.
Excuse me mate, what did I do?
When it pops up it's charity, what did I do?
There's two men.
Are you like the two men I kid?
I played the charity.
Yes.
We are actually, we are part of those parties.
You've got to try that again in English.
No, I saw it, I'm just waiting to pay.
What do you love, JD?
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you. Have you hit your target now?
Have not, yeah.
Tills are closed, then.
Whoa, whoa!
Tills are closed, they're not.
What time are you open till?
Just off the door.
Ah.
Do you ever get that thing you should remember in a public place?
Yeah.
There you go.
Oh, cheers mate.
Cheers, thank you.
Charlie, do you know you can get a 10% JD cash on your first purchase on the JD status app?
No, that's the status.
No, we don't have status.
We do have the status app.
We do have it.
We've got to use it.
Oh, thank you.
I can close call.
Well I changed all I have to.
I'm not going to.
This is not a really cool deal, tell them about the box.
What?
Check this out.
From?
Back.
Thanks very much.
Thank you very much everyone, have a good one.
Thank you, see you later.
Cheers.
You can see what he's got.
Yeah, Jack.
It's all kicking off.
Why? Ah, you've not gone past the...
This is fun, can't you? I might get harassed by a group of teenage girls.
Jake, have you brought your girlfriend there?
There's no 17-year-olds outside.
I like that. I like that.
Last time I came in.
It's not real.
It's alright, don't worry.
I
What?
We're getting outside his other walking dead!
Just pretend we're not there, G.
That's fine, Chas, yeah, that's fine.
Thank you, thank you, I'll catch you soon. See you in a bit.
What is it you're doing with you?
This time I'll take a boat with you.
What with me? Yeah, yeah, cause you can go for it.
Oh my god!
You're an absolute dick.
You've got to go back, you've got to go back.
Don't fly me!
Sorry, he's been a dick.
Just watch your toes in case he does it again.
Do it again, don't worry.
He said he wouldn't do it again.
Please watch your toes.
Do you want me to take one of them, Ron?
No?
OK.
Try it.
I'm fucking muting him in amongst those.
I will grab it, I forget it, I'll leave it right now.
It's probably in here.
Move up a car, move up a car.
I've got to take one now.
Move up a call.
I've been touched in dead low.
Thank you.
I wish I knew about the pose.
I would have dropped it myself.
Guys, you've left me to throw it.
Whoa.
They're not there for the socks, are they?
Ooh.
I'd go and pick them up.
I'll come back.
I'll come back.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
So, now a parent left.
Simone is also an elder.
Can I have a picture?
Of course you can, yeah.
Can I have a picture?
Yes!
Okay, mate.
Can I have a picture?
Yes.
Can I have a picture?
Yes.
I don't know if I was in that, but I smiled anyway.
He's stood in front of me.
He's not want you in this, bro.
You got it yet?
I'll just put the window up.
Is that a photo of a woman?
No worries.
Is that a photo of a woman?
Is that a photo of a woman?
Is that a photo of a woman?
Is that a photo of a woman?
I'm taking photo, mate.
They're taking your photo, mate.
Go on, jump to the 34, mate.
Oh my God, what time fan food's open, son?
Bro, fan food is goated on so many levels.
It's not. It's definitely closed, isn't it? Iceland no fan food, I'll say it.
Iceland!
Drake and Iceland could have had, holy shit.
Broden is down there.
Iceland!
What are you looking at?
Is it nine?
Go on, Jake.
Have they given it to somebody?
I've got a phone call from Elliot.
Are you okay?
Speaker, please.
You might want me.
I can't meet up.
I don't think anyone can hear you.
No, they can't.
I don't think so.
So again, that again?
Oh that's what's gone on then.
pre-mentions you fucking hate y'all
well okay well I'll ask around yeah
as it closes open that's a little
oh my god that might be open
okay no it's very wide open
wide open
looks too open
well okay nice
it's keeping
it's fucking on it's here
alright no worries I'll ask yeah
whoa
no worries
Nice mate.
What?
Is she alright?
She's in distress.
Er, no, she's alright.
I've got a couple of guys standing in my princess.
Fuck.
I'm just nipping at farm foods, Jake.
Farm foods.
It looks open, it smells open, and it closed at 8pm.
What the fuck?
It's closed.
What's closed?
I've read it on the social media.
It's closed.
What's closed?
It's closed.
What's closed?
It's closed.
What's closed?
It's closed.
What's closed?
I've read it on the sign behind us.
Goes for different farm things.
Farm things.
Ooh, there you go.
Iceman!
Twenty minutes.
What's the result of the twenty minutes, is it?
Nope. I'm just trying to give you a way as close as you can go to.
Why have we got, why have we, why have we now locked down farm foods?
We've got real farm foods, I don't know.
That's fucking not, it was just gonna sit in the fridge and mold.
I don't know if you could eat it before it was in the fridge and just scruff.
We've got a curry.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not meant to show me the two drinks and these snacks and it loads me.
It'd be some nice water.
What?
What?
Flea's water.
Look at that.
Exit the car park towards Atlantic Street.
Do you care if I bought the car?
Doc's can't be as limited when it's closed within one hour.
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
What's it just Leak?
You stupid bitch!
Not you love, sorry!
Not you!
Sorry, not you!
Sorry, not you!
Fucking hell!
There was actually a woman there.
She went fucking first.
First
Brett file on let's say what me go on Brett yo, Brett
Such a shab named fully charged. Oh change. Yeah, I'm in
I'm in your club. Oh nice
Right tracks we go farm foods on to be gone. I'd say all me the fuck you just fuck about
They ain't gonna be ready till fucking up now. No actually might as well. They said nine now
I've changed it to half-naked.
You know what, it's on the phone.
No, it's a...
Oh my God, mate!
Mate!
Mate!
Holy noise, Consolation.
Oi!
He just missed out on an opportunity in a lifetime.
Could he just move him back to J.K. Davis?
Hang on a minute, he's walking through the door.
See if it opens.
Imagine if that was Mr. Beast.
Open, is it gonna open?
Is it gonna open?
Watch out, mate.
Excuse me, mate!
Excuse me!
It's closed!
Eight o'clock and I'm fuming!
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah?
He's talking about talking bad!
No!
Yeah?
No!
I don't remember any time as in,
it's a thing recording walk-ups and door.
Close!
And some ginger twat from a car that's put his window down.
I go, excuse me mate, it's closed!
How do you got a pink beanie on?
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Iceman!
Oh, whoa.
Oh, I can smell KFC.
Woooo!
Woof, woof, woof.
I can drink to it.
I love KFC.
I bet you prefer Domino's.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, I do.
Keep going to see yourself, Jack.
Amy with a five gifted!
Go on, Amy!
Thank you, mate, for the five gifted, mate.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it. There was a fucking massive
doobie peeper. I couldn't say I couldn't shame
those wankers.
Yeah, that would be bad.
Amy, thank you so much for the five, mate.
Do it in the chat for Amy with a five.
Go on, Amy. Thank you so much, my mate.
Go on, Amy. Thanks, mate.
I'm better than I am.
a bottle of it through and I just didn't want to come across as a point.
Ice man!
It's a lot harder to do.
He's been out comparing him and Celtic to me in Man United.
I don't know.
But Jordan is as well.
I think he's had to call someone a bus wanker to drive him faster than Murk.
That's what I mean.
Yeah.
Like if I was in the Fiesta I'm ripping that shit off.
Sorry?
Oh wow.
If I was in the Fiesta I'm saying bus wankers.
It's okay to sing the n-word, because you're in your fiesta.
Absolutely not.
So why'd you do it?
I don't.
You just said you'd do it.
Red light camera ahead.
What's that?
Camera that's going to roll over.
You alright?
Yeah.
So sometimes you forget the quality, don't you?
Quality of what?
Because you're coming in.
Thank you.
Sorry.
I wonder why it wants to go far so much.
Because of the Kanye song, the jump talking.
Oh, okay.
I wonder why it wants to go far so much.
Because I can't hear you something like that.
Jump talking.
Ice man.
Thanks for that there.
Thanks for that stuff. See ya.
Oh.
What's that man you tellin' when you're back?
Mr Whittler, hello.
You said you need to see me up.
Yeah. Oh, I've been sick that.
I don't buzz him there.
No, no, no, no, how much did you pay me on your TV?
Erm, it was...
...spinning.
More than your other one?
Yeah.
A lot more.
Have we pushed you in the water?
Er, over.
Yeah.
Whistling.
Yeah.
It's all for the...
That's Amso.
It's not.
I'll take you back there.
Yeah, do what you best, though, could actually allow me to do some.
All right.
He smashed me all the one, yeah,
but he allowed me to upgrade, you know?
Exactly, that's the thing with the Zynga. He loves an upgrade.
Yeah, he smashes you down, but he'll build you back up or something like that.
Exactly, that's why people love it.
I want to ride my bicycle!
you
you
you
you
you
You
That'll be a fucking right
I mean it did happen, but I didn't mean it, why don't you say both?
Yeah, to be fair, I do that all the time. Words that sound enough, but I like to just get a mix of them.
I know, don't know what happened, I do. But the only thing that makes sense to me, is that you had the...
So you had the...
So you said you wanted something else, and you've got...
Oh yeah, you and me, you're...
I said no, that doesn't look like Celine. I meant to say Celine's bald, but he said I said that
But I was just looking at being a shirt which does have brown on the back
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how my brain works, but it's generally something I do it all the time
Off camera, though, it's me. No, no, I don't know what the fuck happened, bro. It's just yeah
I'm just a fucking idiot.
Fucking but you're making my name.
That man just doesn't work.
Oh Jesus, to break, man.
Yeah, so that's why I'm making the mechanics man.
Hello?
Oh my god, that car's driving itself, he's leaning forward now.
Hmm.
What, there was no driver?
Say hello to him.
Hello.
What are you running at?
Are you okay?
You have a splendid day.
Oh, my God.
It would be funny a bit when he pulls up out of there.
Oh, fuck. I'll be right there.
What are you running at, mate?
Oh, my God.
He's gonna be so confused I don't think I've left
You okay, mate
The camera we're live streamers, yeah
Yeah, do I say hello
There you go, you said it
angry jing or
JT Davis off just for the promo mate. No problem mate. What are you doing today? Anything interesting?
You're delivering. Oh, what food?
Okay, well you have a good day mate. All right, see you in a bit.
What a great guy.
W guy chap. W man.
Poor woman, don't you?
Well, I'm not really really, chap.
Not?
So I'm not really really, chap.
Here we go.
Just jump squad.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh god, Sidney.
Could have not been cold revs, cold revs.
Might have been cold revs.
She's warm, she's dirty, she's a dirty lovely bitch.
Can you hear that pussy perk, can't you?
Back to comfort now, can I have a second pack?
You guys getting the new fours, though?
Oh, they're a new one.
That far is a six out, like tomorrow, innit?
Yep.
That's what it's based on.
Where?
Japan?
Tokyo?
I won't fucking know, it maps off my heart.
Yeah, it looks insane.
Wait, where's your brother from?
Rookie.
Literally, bro.
Is it on your Xbox, though?
You don't need to say.
Oh, fuck that, man.
The fuck is that shit, man?
Why I, man?
Why are we still doing games?
You can only get on one console.
What the fuck is this?
You double the profit.
You double the profit.
What fucking war run you do there?
What fucking Microsoft made today?
Well, didn't they? Guess what?
Assed! Not bothered!
We need to set the backpack to battery as well.
Yeah, sure. I could break one.
Can I check it?
I know it's not your backpack, mate.
You could do me a failure, followed.
Okay.
You know what I mean? It's flat against the seatpost.
I can't. We'll be down soon, mate.
See you guys next week.
See you guys next week.
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god!
What is that?
There's one PS5.
Is it?
Get the fuck in, I'm gonna get him.
There's a few more.
What? There's a few more out tomorrow?
Are you a fucking gem?
You're not playing every day.
What?
What's the point?
It's out on PS5, I've got to wait for three months.
Fucking buzzing, that'll be sick.
I've never heard you say what like.
Fuck's sake man.
Nineteenth in it apparently.
Oh so it's only three days.
Well that's only three o'clock in a row.
Ah!
At least I don't know where the box is.
Oh mate why is it always me?
6 months, oh my god.
I ain't got any 6 months, I'm gonna get you a 9c some day.
Just get it on PC.
Chad, do you want to see me play Forza Horizon?
So if at all the boys got in it, it's a motive, but not all the boys are gonna get on it.
Nah, they're fucking intersils.
I wish we had more gamers.
Do you get a wheel?
Not gonna wheel.
Chad's been playing the game for 5 minutes, bro, and be like, yo, I knew my wheel.
So the man down's out, Jake.
Is it?
out. Oh shit. They're crashing in farms. Crashing in farms? No man, I'm known around
these ends, G. You know I'm not any different, G.
I'm called JD2 Trappin. Alright, fine, I'll go buy GZJ for my back.
That's great. Thank you.
You want me to show you a chat?
The beauty camera handles.
The discreet takers recognise you.
I'll find out and block you.
Why do you not like the police man thing, though?
That's home baggings. Oh yeah it is you right.
It's not home baggings.
Yeah you're right actually.
I took them off.
Oh yeah.
Shall we check your door?
Yep, sure.
I'll give today.
How do you do?
He's not used.
I've done time foods, give me back rooms vibes.
I can hear that.
I hope so mate.
If not, get yourself checked out.
Oh my god mate, my gran.
My gran is the five ease.
I'm putting on my potluck.
It's always like that guys.
You okay boys?
I don't even understand what such a big fan is.
You okay?
You're good here.
I'm shimmy as well.
What's your name?
C-Buzzy.
C-Buzzy.
C-Buzzy there you go.
I actually love you bro.
Show them your hairline though.
Oh hell yeah.
So let's not do that.
Let's not do that.
Alright.
Show your hairline.
Show your hairline.
Four! You're a virgin, a virgin.
Bad.
Didn't show yours, everyone follow.
No, wait, wait, wait, actually, though.
If I hit the greenie, though, whatever.
Bro, you went 20-26, man, what are you talking about?
Can you do five push-ups?
Yeah, yeah, do it.
I don't believe there's only five.
No, do five, just do five.
No, no, no, back on, back on.
Let's do it, OK.
I benched one.
Yeah.
Oh, fair, fair, fair.
Oh!
Default handsome.
Can you give a default dance?
No, I chill.
Chill, bro.
You're chill, bro.
In the image, Hickey.
I don't have it.
He's running, he said it.
You OK with you?
Do you want to show us some...
Oh, I thought you were saying, see if I just have a...
Oh, OK, nice.
I wouldn't be in a Bob-Boy video.
Would you be Sunday?
I would be Sunday.
You just started the...
I just started the livestream.
Yeah, no, we've been live for what, for three or four hours?
Three hours.
So, where'd you come from?
Uh, the house.
Him home?
That's the...
I thought they'd been around.
I thought they'd been around, you know.
Oh, Jamie.
Oh, OK, best, best, best.
What's wrong?
Why are you looking so awful, please?
Why are you looking so awful, please?
Because he's only found food that was open.
Not by the bigger side.
Listen, listen, listen!
Listen, listen!
What are you doing?
I hate this place.
Don't worry about anything.
You're back.
You're back.
You're in the big weather, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but good in here.
It was like a road bike.
A mountain bike.
Road bike.
Built for speeds and precision.
So it weren't a mountain bike.
You just said that.
You got off the mountain bikes.
Alright guys?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you going to have a good bit?
Yeah, in a bit.
Yeah, we'll join the stream.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we're going, yeah.
Hey.
Have a good day, bro.
Have a good day.
No, next time you start to be moving out.
We can do a basketball stream, wasn't it?
E, B, Z, Y, Y.
We can do a basketball stream.
Basketball.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo, stop, yo, yo.
I'm feeling your feet there.
Yo, I'll move you up there.
No, wait, wait, no.
Simon Sharma, I say two.
Yeah, we're going to go all good.
I'll be on that, bro.
Catch you to bed.
You're going to get shot!
He actually got some balls!
Have you got any more balls?!
He's got a ball!
Get him out of the box!
Go play!
Go play, bro!
Who made this?
He made a new bro!
Thank you, thank you!
Who made that?
You can't leave him, bro.
What?
You can't leave him?
Nah, I'll just say I'm on shift right now, so I'll be back later.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Hello.
Yeah, go for it.
Thank you.
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these are made these honest have you ever had these before no my colleagues are always
Keep order them then. Keep order them then.
What else can we get?
They're unreal. Anyone else?
Chat, if you're from a council estate, you know them.
100%.
Boss man, I'd them. Every single time.
Ā£1.39, I think they were.
Unfucking real. If you know, you know.
The back of your chat, please.
Nothing! Without a woman hard again!
Alright, let's have a look here. Anything here that we think is interesting, Jake?
Hello?
Hey dude, I'll be there tomorrow at 7pm. Epic!
Just time to one of my homies.
It's a weirdo.
Yeah, I'm back now, so I'm back in the remote, sir. Just logged out for a sec.
Do you know about these?
So let me know if you know about these, these are the ones man.
That's the special one.
Where's Mint Rockies?
These two.
Oh, do you know about them?
I don't know them.
You don't know them?
They're right.
Let's have a look here.
Er, James, do you want to put the chat up into the safe?
What happened to today's video? Why's it now?
I might even nibble it.
Wagon wheels back to the day were fucking unreal, bro.
Little wagon wheels, you get everything out all the time, bro.
Wagon wheels.
Wagon wheels got so gassed.
What?
I got an email from a young LA and he said, what's the young LA family, bro?
I mean, I started whining, I just realized because I ordered from them.
But if they were listening...
Nothing to choose from.
They wouldn't, bro.
I wouldn't choose you because you're part of the best brand ever in JD.
Oh, I thought I loved you.
That's what I'm being mad, JD is unreal.
You're a fucking idiot.
I've got JD.
JD is the only one for me.
You said you wouldn't even go.
No I don't.
You just said that to him.
I don't know what we're doing going.
No I do.
No I don't bro.
God this job's so hard.
Don't get any company, Jake.
It's always me.
How far have you been straight?
Ooooooh!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
So happy!
I got some baseballs.
I've got some canals and I've got some.
Do you want any of your beer, by the way?
I like the red bit.
I don't like the actual cheese.
Are you fucking all right?
The red bit is wax mate, you don't eat that.
I'm going to get the cheese.
I'm going to get the cheese.
I'll get the cheese.
don't eat that.
There's a train. Oh mate, it's clear in the back room that it's the monster.
Oh, I've got a freaking pig.
Oh, it's like a bird-off.
Mate, I just took a full bottle of that stuff.
You can try it.
I'll have that, you know.
Do you like the little snack from the way home?
Yeah, I might as well. I got a Twix.
Just for the way home.
Yeah, just for the way home.
Hey, brother.
Good.
Oh, doggies!
Look at him, Matt!
Stop!
You got canstles.
What?
He can't see... he can't see.
Can I see that anymore?
I don't know what you can and can't see these days.
Right, Chas?
I don't know.
Here we go, let's get to it.
Come on, let's get it so Karen
So it's get it one day
So it's get this one ball is coming every time I can get
Yeah, see you about me.
Yeah.
What about me?
What was it?
Did you play?
Love it bro.
Oh really?
Yeah.
You've got such a process aren't you?
Can I get a bag please mate?
Here's a tip.
Can you give me a tip?
Jin you'll give you a tip
What if I don't run there Jin you'll give you a tip cheers me
Yeah, go up and make a lot of space.
No, thanks mate.
Can I just say, great choice.
Can I just say, all the way up.
I'll keep the snacks out there, just for you.
Cheers, a snack for now?
Yeah.
How are you doing mate?
We want to follow up on some of your patients.
Sorry, I'm actually excited.
Alright, you just work for a minute.
Go ahead.
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I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways.
no message could have been any clearer
could have wanted to make the world a better place
and make that change, change
We were good, we were good
I'm a dream that cannot be solved
We are ready to deliver
Build your home in watch it now
I never do leave you, I sit in your life
Can't you do cry and nothing remember
I can't give up my stuff love us
Reveal myself
Talk to myself for hours
Two things you don't understand
Two things this again
I can't take my silence in
Begin with an S
And I can't hold my own in my hands
I can't hold me in my hands
Don't see a man
You can't kill me back
I've been trying to call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love
Maybe
I'm going to withdrawals
You don't have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch baby
I look around and since it is golden empty
No matter how much I can be
I'm just a baby
When you're no more
I'm just a baby
You're not a baby
Can't you see the mean?
I'm just a baby
Can't you see the mean?
I know I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I say nooooooooo
I am only M and I
Oh when I'm like this, you're the van-night
TUSTER
I'm running out of time
The beat is the first one for everything, so tell me, tell ya, brother, how are you thinking?
Now we're all right.
Now we're all right.
Now we're all right.
Chef, you can enter as one second.
Yeah, I'm in here for a second.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Guys are you ready for a feast?
Yeah, do you need to get my order?
I'm over the fucking minute, just like...
Jazz, you look somethings wrong mate.
I just thought to pack up if that's all right.
Yeah, I see.
Hello.
We're ready yet, you can smell that.
He's done it.
Just gonna be packing up that, right?
He's got an awesome shank, you know.
We didn't have it.
We didn't get it, you know.
I've heard that.
Yeah, you can tell it.
Soon we'll get out, put the surround back in.
Yeah, we'll.
Look at the word feeling we're gonna die.
In game.
Who here likes Minecraft?
Fucking hell, I thought he'd never mind.
What were you gonna say then about Celine?
Oh, right.
Holy reach.
Holy fucking reach.
Yeah, it's mundane, sabatch king.
Punjabi music.
Good job.
Yeah, that's all due about my ACL.
No, you haven't.
No, come here, I'll tell you about it.
Okay, here it.
Sorry about what I'm about to go through, mate.
So, Salim, I'm holding this man off.
Yeah.
Right, playing five aside, right.
side right yeah and I'm backing into him backing into him back into him keeping
you know what I mean we slow keeping away from me right and you rammed into
the back of me you ram right into the back of me right my left my left leg's
gone inwards like that ACL gone oh so this one's got ACL yeah yeah I saw you see
you're at six foot yeah I am how to leave like six six six yeah I'm up six foot yeah six
I've got plenty to make oh sir
Oh my god he walks like he's GTA character.
What the fuck is that?
What's the logic?
What's logic?
You guys excited?
What's the...
We've got a beverage here now.
Cocked out of here.
I don't want anything to do with that.
This curry's looking nice, by the way.
Oh, no, I've got me out.
I'll do that to you.
Thank you.
Hang on, mate.
Thank you.
Fuck, he's going on in this house.
Everyone!
Yeah.
Starters will be served soon.
Well, this is my way real quick.
Sorry.
So, for starters, we've got chicken pokoras, samosas, and popadons with mango chutney.
Perfect.
Thank you very much.
Let's see if we can get him to stand up.
He was the head chef before, wasn't he?
Or was that the other guy?
No, this is Salim.
No, I'm Salim.
OK, I'm with you now.
We've got an ETA.
Oh yeah, I'll be right in a minute.
I'll be right in a minute, so please.
I'll get his wraps up quick.
Where do you want me to sit?
You guys go sit in the table.
Jakey, dinner's ready!
Oh, stop, stop, stop!
Well, we've made room for like...
I'm just saying, mate.
Oh, thank you.
Wait for me, wait for me.
So, I'm going to be sir.
No, you're going to be Taser as well.
There's a better one.
If I need to go, I can get a max on them.
How do you do that?
Anybody else?
I think you need to chair a little bit closer.
Chair a little bit closer.
I've stopped following that.
The Rock Boys?
We've got any forks something?
Yeah that's all.
Why do you get a spoon?
So if you ask where the dishwasher is, yeah dishwasher
In the top top of it. So there's a draw. There's a draw. I'm angry. There's a title draw at the top now of the fox
Yes
Just one second
He gets Google translate up and I'm a fucking loser
speaking English
Can you just repeat that
Can you go in the dishwasher at the very very top, the smaller drawer and get the four
tell please.
Get the fuck away from the door.
Thank you.
No worries.
I'll get the sword in.
Thank you.
Just relax.
Do you guys have any drinks?
Oh yeah, can I have a cow?
Can I have a Pepsi Max please?
No, you guys.
Can I have a beer please?
I'll order to these.
Well, are they chicken?
No.
No.
Perfect.
I thought they'd made the corn?
Yeah, I thought they'd made it.
I just got out and fucking bought it.
They just rushed us to get here.
Right, before food comes, I'm gonna do a quick batch of change.
You only just do one?
No.
Are you fucking into that?
Oh, it's a fucking god.
Do you want it this as well?
Do you got a better fucking battery?
Yeah, guess I'm gonna batch change this Max to the stream.
Zero.
Yeah, but we like the batch of change part of the stream.
Shopping again, hour.
The wee segment.
Come on then, dickhead.
What are you doing?
You've been helped by a fuck.
You said I worry I'll get out and fuck and kick his head off.
No way out!
Who are you?
Well, okay chat. Sorry, I was doing a battery change but it didn't get caught on the thing.
What's happening?
What the frick?
Are you going to the United Game on Sunday? Are we going?
I'll be there.
Where we sat?
I'll be sat in the season ticket spot.
What? OK.
Are you going to be sat?
Thank you so much, I really appreciate that.
Thank you.
Sorry to leave, there's a hair on it.
Can I get a new one please, there's a hair on it.
Can I get a top-up please?
There's a hair on it.
You want to go to my hair?
Yeah, do you want to do it?
Can I have a new one out of the hair on it?
Thank you.
Oh, there's your Vendag, one more.
I'm going to buy myself a BMW stock.
Hi guys!
I like Chaz, thank you.
There you go, yes, we'll take that one.
Ah, cheers, thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
Cheers, my name is Chaz, it's yours.
And Michael, Michael is on for you.
Thank you very much.
If you would just sit up and send it at the table, please.
That'd be fantastic.
Chaz, what are you eating today?
I'm good, me and me.
You're good?
Yeah, he is good.
So this is Rubicon Mango, we have seen Tommy inside a big part of their culture.
Who is there?
I've heard of something.
Alright, cheers, thank you.
Oh, saying that's my mum.
That's my mum.
Thank you.
Don't, of course you can't.
Of course you can't.
What's happening?
Is there something wrong?
Right, we'll start as we like.
Thank you.
Just wrinkle, clean the pallets and then everything's clean.
Yeah.
Do you want me to do this?
Cheers.
I seem to send it to myself.
No, I'm all right, it's no worries.
Fuck you now.
You have to try them all.
Cheers mate. Look at the way out please.
We are okay, chat.
You okay?
Yep, I'm excited for this.
Go on, Alicia, 5 out of 5, love you mad bitch.
Thank you very much, Alicia.
Can you talk to us?
What?
Can you push that a bit over here, please?
If you can.
That's a bit over it please, if you can.
No, a bit forwarder.
He's holding it.
Well, I know, it's fine.
I like to just use my ingest,
because I've got the best colour.
No, it's got the shit on the screen.
No, it doesn't.
No, your chat won't.
What?
Well, my chat here is...
I've got my own chat on my screen.
It's your chat.
Well, you switched to my ingest, so you're not sure it's on the screen.
All right, I didn't know.
Mind you, what about your head up this week?
You say he's not?
I don't.
I'm just having a nice meal.
I don't even know.
You can start with some different annoying things.
So, there was a room around...
Are you pissed?
Yeah, so...
There was a room around that...
Chazzy caked your car.
It'll be at Regine.
So, there's a room...
So there's a room...
No, no, a fork!
What the fuck is that?
There is no forks!
There is, in the dishwasher at the very top.
I've just done this, I've just done this.
These aren't clean, Salim.
What's that called?
Salim, these aren't clean.
The top of the dishwasher, there are forks and clean cuts all around.
That one isn't definitely.
So, Salim...
Yep.
There's no more, there's no more.
So there.
God, God, God, have you stopped me in a fucking rat slash fucking snitch and let things play
out?
Thank you very much.
The car is...
Yeah, that's why you fucking said it.
Oh, you're speaking, you're speaking.
No, I can't tell you.
You fucking extra eyes in the back of your head.
Oop, great job, very good, very good, thank you.
Oh yeah, thank you very much.
Just one second, Tom.
One of these cutleries is clean.
Do you mind doing that, please?
Fuck that.
Forks on the very top of the dishwasher, the clean ones.
Yeah, thank you.
Forks on the top of the dishwasher, the clean ones.
You could have just fucking passed that on.
Well, I don't remember it.
Guys, guys, just what I just wanted you to know, I'm hearing so fast, you know.
Oh, thank you.
was trying to manipulate the food.
That's fine though, has tried to poison us.
Someone has tried to poison us.
I mean, someone could say,
let me go see if these sauces are okay.
They've been left on the side, broken them,
and there's loads of chilli powder extracts.
Luckily they weren't bequised.
You guys will be eating good food.
Did you guys do it?
I'll try it to the bottom here, boss, but I'll get the story to the side.
Thank you for that.
Thank you for that.
I hope they didn't mix it really well in, so that I hope not.
I hope not.
I hope they didn't.
I hope not.
Because they do bad with bots.
I hope not.
By the way, the biggest dub I've ever had.
The biggest dub I've ever had.
The biggest dub I've ever had.
What did you say?
I'm in the courier, it's not a thing.
Is he picked?
Three-one villager, the fucking next thing, you know, met again.
If I'm in the fucking clouds, someone's from his shit-hole Vita.
We're not at the restaurant. Next thing, who's driving past laughing at me while my car's covered in chocolate?
Maxi. Maxi. And all the fucking boys, yeah.
Next thing they're driving off, I try to cheat them, open the door and they burn off, yeah.
Next thing, what do they get stuck at? A red light.
I've run all the way to the red light.
Is this legal?
What do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Open the car door.
So you don't lock it?
Yeah. Robbed all the shop, grabbed all the shopping off.
out the runs that he was sat on, robbed it, put it in the car and locked the door, yeah?
Nice.
What ran in, gets free, they've come back, please, please, please, I'm sorry.
I'll figure it out.
Oh, not this fucking guy again.
What's your name?
I was here two weeks ago.
Fucking hell, you got a name?
Sorry.
Not got a name.
I was here two weeks ago, and did you guys-
He's got a seven, I mean, he's got a seven of them.
Thought you said you were taking that suit back, but I mean, did you decide to fucking take out half a shirt?
I didn't have a sign on that sign and tomorrow I'm going to give it a try.
You snitched again.
So, you got a security tag on your ankle.
What is it on my back?
Yeah, that wasn't alert when I was coming out of the store.
But, you know, that's just part of it, it's part of the outfit.
Do you guys like it?
Did you rob that?
No, I spent Ā£55 on it.
So today, we're going to be hosting an Indian cuisine.
What about food?
Kissing.
Kissing.
I think it's a bit of a quiz-y.
Quiz-y? It's the same thing.
Is there anything you guys would like at the moment?
Any drinks? You know, nice to meet you guys.
Can we start, I will do.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you again. Please start when you go back.
Back to back.
Buzzing.
Just so you know anything you guys need to know.
Back to black.
Do you mind if I unboil it?
Why is it not on my kitchen?
Why are you in there?
You should have someone snitches.
You should have someone snitches.
You'll get differently over each one.
Can you take that camera to the table for each other?
No, he's on an ingest.
I'm telling you now.
We don't fuck with him, do we?
Because we take out the table.
I'll put that one in the middle and then put a bit further forward.
Anyway.
Grab all the shopping.
Yeah, grab all the shopping.
Walk it in the car. Go in.
Me first.
What will you?
Where's the food?
You don't bring bowls with no food, do you?
What do you fucking bring those...
Food's gonna be coming, alright?
Last time we got off to a bad start,
I want today to be different and it's to be a bit newer.
I'm just going to apologize, I'm hang-wise, so I'm being a big morning.
The chefs are getting the food as soon as they can, right?
As soon as they can, they're supposed to get it, I was just...
What are we doing here, fucking sharing?
Just thinking if you guys wanted to share, yeah.
I can't share.
Me neither.
That's already got fucking shit in anyway.
He's gonna wash the bowl.
He's in the bowl.
He washed that one as well.
I don't like that.
I'll have my bowl back please.
Right, we'll get that.
What the fuck is that shit?
Anyway, I go in after I've got the baggage in my car.
Next thing, they come back outside, so I've gone out.
They get out, they're apologising and saying,
listen, can we have our stuff back?
back whatever so I said listen get out of the car I speak to you if you get out walk around
I rock you can use off my tent it's car keys yeah yeah I said to him I jump things
I always try to see and I said listen you know get your car back until all my
cakes cleaned use a polo guys and I give you stuff back yeah
hahahaha
hahahaha
I'll give him the stuff back and he clean the car.
Okay, at least you got to go big tub.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Errr, errr.
No one's asked like that.
Should I start a story here?
Yeah.
I got a big W.
You got a very big W there.
But, more than anything,
we need to have a word.
You started the word, didn't you?
Exercise, I thought you said extra fries.
Look and tell, that's what you thought he said.
Why is he putting bugs in our room, bro?
He thinks he can go to war, but if one person you want to go to war with, it's me.
I will fucking destroy his bedroom.
I said this, set fire to his room.
I got offered today 100 bits of trashy tonus and all.
What a shitbag.
No, because I know that you've been mad about it.
It depends on what you tell me as well.
That's true.
I mean, to be fair, you had no idea what was my turn.
I had no idea.
I took the gamble.
Oh! Come in!
Two empty bowls.
What the fuck are you going on here?
What is the food?
We're eating a lot of bowls here, aren't we?
Yeah, actually.
I'm not the chef, okay?
I feel like, you know, the longer we wait,
the longer more hungry you guys will get.
Is that a good mistake?
The food is on its way.
I can't force the chef, okay?
But I have got two bowls, you boys.
Hi guys, I'm just going to explain this to you so you can see we've got some garlic and
coriander with the crumbs, with four chicken and vegetable samosas.
Thank you.
These obviously are accompanied with some chicken pakoras, which are extremely hot,
so just be careful on touch.
And that is with some mango chutney and onion barges.
You guys tuck in.
I don't know what it is.
Thank you.
You guys tuck in.
Thank you.
You guys just tuck in.
Disgusting.
Well, dude.
Fucking wait, it's got a nice texture.
Would you guys like your baby straight up out of your arm?
Yeah.
Oh, would you like some?
Well, we'll have a breather for now.
What are you doing?
I'm just taking it and sharing it.
What is it you're interested in?
You're not getting it, are you?
Yeah, I need something I need.
You to fuck off!
Enjoy your food.
Can I have napkin, please?
No.
Can I have napkin please?
No.
No!
I was just eating this.
Don't kidnap my kin.
Do you get the other colour?
I'll be honest.
Do you even get the other colour?
We got fucking heated!
What have you been doing? I had a colour.
Oh, you had a colour?
Yeah, but it is a long story.
Is it? I fucking don't even enjoy it.
What's a prick?
No, we tried.
Am I not going to put it from JD?
Yeah.
It'll be fuck.
What did you get from JD?
Socks.
I'm a standard cook.
He's got a standard cook.
I'm going to make a target for the month.
Yeah?
You are?
A bit of a target for the month.
It helps kind of the target easier.
Oh, bless him.
Yeah!
Okay.
Thank you.
Hold on for each of you guys.
You kidnapped my kid!
What the fuck are you doing?
I didn't want one.
Fuck you now.
You literally have three pieces you could have just split in three.
I tried, I'm not really the best for ripping.
You always ripped it.
Okay.
Not really now.
Not intriguing though.
Are you still grossed at me?
Mmm!
Mmm!
What was the place you just put it in my chat before that we should go I won't say it but
what was it?
Disneyland.
I'll take you to Disneyland if you want to go to Disneyland, come to Disneyland, okay.
What?
What do you want to go?
I'll take you both.
You'll pay.
Oh, boys, go on a last holiday video, which is out right now that you can watch after this stream.
Well, you should watch after this stream as well, shouldn't you?
Because you're at work right now.
Oh, is it? Why if it went on?
No, I'm eating just fine.
Is he watching chat?
Oh, yeah.
I love grassland, it's like one of my favourite things in the world.
What'd you love?
What'd you love?
Grassland.
Oh.
I think it's alright, I've been to Iceland, it is a bit shit.
What the fuck eh? I think they've been to Iceland.
Where?
I don't know.
It's just shit chicken.
Shit poppadoms.
Yeah we just don't want to go penderloin stream because it's an hour and a half away.
It's just one hour to one stream.
One out, one in.
Hines his leak chasers number upon one.
What?
If you have that bit of wireless.
It's not phone.
Bro, you doing great, you doing great.
You had your number leaked.
I have.
I did actually, yeah.
Well not legally.
When I used to referee it was on the FA website.
Still on there by the way.
It's not anymore, I got a new number haven't it?
So, fuck over.
Oh, because your number now is erm...
Yeah.
Yep!
How's it going?
Everything all good?
Why do they always come when you're up through here man?
Just fucking leave us all.
Just let us enjoy it.
No worries, just checking. Let me know if you guys need anything.
Too much.
Fuck off.
I want to tell you something, let me tell you something, can I have a drink please?
Of course, yeah.
Wait, don't snatch.
Thank you.
Coming up.
Mike, check.
Can you film me?
Yeah.
Nice.
Over here.
coming up
Mike check
can you come over here?
yeah
over here
over here please
what are you doing with the truck?
yeah
do you want to have a drink or?
do you want a drink?
yeah
I'm still deciding, you go and try it
maybe a topper?
what?
maybe a topper?
I'm still deciding
no topper?
you don't want a drink?
I'm still deciding
if you go I'll try it if I need it
no worries
You don't need to drink, you're a camera!
Get him a drink and I'll fucking snuck your neck!
Mike's here.
Reef up.
Reef up.
Reef up.
Guys, just put the camera up for me please.
Yeah, I wish it.
Good.
Reef up.
Will you refill this?
Yeah.
Where's my drink?
You guys were drinking five minutes ago.
Yeah, it's just, just, uh, waiting for him to...
Where's my drink?
Yeah, just waiting on your other mate.
I don't know him.
Where's my drink?
Come in.
Have you tried any of this?
Have I tried any of this? Not yet, no.
Do you want to try some?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, you try some.
Get your hand off my food!
What are you doing?
Do you have no fucking food?
What's he doing? It's my food.
Pop it on.
What the fuck?
It tastes a bit of pop it ons.
That's good to say it's a fucking honour restaurant.
Thanks for coming out.
I'm first here.
I'm fried nice and eat ya.
Thank you bro.
Because it sounds like Thursday. Yeah, exactly.
I'm good now.
Ask me where I've been.
Where have you been?
I don't know, I need to ask you that.
Where have you been?
I don't know.
Where have you really been?
Let me tell you this story about Tim, right?
Okay, now.
Do not walk in.
Okay, who's that he's talking about Tim, all right?
So, my uncle had a son called Tim, all right?
He got for his 10th birthday, right?
He went to him and he said, listen,
what do you want for your birthday?
Yeah?
Do you want a toy car?
Do you want a kite?
And he said, no, I just want a pink ping pong ball.
Okay, so he's gone.
All right, went off, got him a pink ping pong ball.
He went to his room.
Next day, pink ping pong balls disappeared.
Use your origination.
Yeah?
Next thing, 16th birthday, yeah?
Comes to it, he goes, listen Tim, do you want a Rolex?
Do you know what it's your 16th?
I'll look after you.
Do you want a Rolex?
He says, no, I mean, dad, please, will you get me
a shoebox for pink ping pong balls?
Yeah?
Next thing goes gets it fixed.
It'll save me three, please.
Yeah?
Give it to him, tuck it to his room, disappeared.
Yeah, so he's thinking a bit mad, whatever.
Anyway, came to his 21st birthday.
Yeah, he goes, listen, she's 21st
and I'll get you her hands over.
Get her hands over, I'll get you a nice car.
What do you want?
He says, I just want a car boot full of pink ping pong balls.
Right, so he gets it to him, takes it to his room.
Next morning, completely gone, disappeared.
Fucking mad.
He took a car boot to his room.
No, he took him out of the car boot and took him out of his room.
Next thing disappeared the next morning, yeah?
Then it was his 22nd birthday, yeah?
What do you want?
You say you want a warehouse?
Warehouse for a pink ping pong ball, right?
Yeah, next thing you left him in the warehouse,
next morning, all gone.
Two weeks later, horrific motorbike accident.
He's on his last legs.
Dang.
Yeah, about to die.
So everyone's around, sat around the bed,
and he says, listen Tim, I hope you think it,
I'm gonna be sad to see you go,
but the priest is there giving him his final rite,
so all this shit.
Final rite?
Yeah.
And his dad walked in and he goes, Tim, listen,
I know you, I know you're,
I know you're going, but before you go,
there's one thing I need to know,
I need, you need to know before you go,
as he's taking his last breath, this is.
He said, before you go, please,
so I'm telling you, what would you do with him,
pink ping pong balls and Tim said, I, I, and then he died.
He died.
So he never got to know.
He never got to know where the ping pong balls were because he died.
Where did you drink?
He's running off the other stuff.
That is fucking great.
Fuck you now.
Do you want to hear me joke?
Sit down on the table.
I'll tell you.
Sit down on the table.
I'd rather you didn't.
I'll have a wrap if you want.
Oh, it's just a lot to do.
Can he get out?
So what was he doing with him?
Chase.
Chase, what was he doing with the...
No, no, no, he died.
He was like BuzzFeed unsolved, he never found out.
What?
He was like BuzzFeed unsolved, he never found out.
No, he died.
Yeah, he never found out.
They're not finding.
They're not finding.
After he died.
Oh my god, is this one of these unsolved mysteries?
Is this an unsolved mystery?
It's really in my joke.
Where's the punch line?
Where do they keep them?
Eh?
It says where the balls.
Do you hear a joke about construction site?
Let me guess you're working on it.
This is from Blimey watching to a bar.
What does he say? Ouch.
He's buying the EAZ.
It's funny if you think disability is a funner.
No.
Stop talking.
I've got a joke.
Where's Mikey?
Don't I be kidding out?
I've got one.
Not one.
Who's that?
Mikey.
Mikey?
Mikey won't fit in the door.
I've got the phone in the drawer, I joke about a brick wall, now you won't get over it.
Well it depends on how the wall is, is it a tall wall, say that big is the wall, how
I'm having some waltzy
I think I've got some open material
Where is it, you wardrobe?
No
You enjoying that?
I ain't-
Did you hear about the movie set in a campsite?
A campsite?
A campsite
Although it's intense
Intense, intense, intense, movie set from the site is intense.
What are they filming?
I don't get words, Charlie, it comes in as a rollercoaster.
Oh my god.
Alright guys, just wondering what would you like, would you like a Cormor's?
The waiter to clear this please. Cormor's slash butter chicken or would you like a masala?
What's a Cormor's slash butter chicken?
Butter chicken please.
Ah the Cormor please.
What would you like Michael?
Today?
What would you like? Cormor or a masala?
No, what are they?
Cormor's probably nicer, I'd say.
Leave the poppadums!
You mean you said you'd say the poppadums, did you?
Oh, a chance, leave soon!
Yeah!
They're a joke!
Go on!
I'd sit down.
What are you doing?
It's not my drink.
It's not my drink.
It's not my drink.
It's all...
My brother had a sun clot, Tim.
Oh, fuck it off.
I could go and kick you.
No, it's actually my birthday.
Go on!
My brother had a sun clot.
He's unsolved.
It was his 50th birthday.
He said to me, we're talking birthday.
Fuck off, it ain't a pink-pink-pong, will it?
No way!
See, I reckon he was stashing.
Huh?
I reckon he's stashing him.
But where's he stashing him?
That's why I'm in an unsolved mystery.
Mate, find your savings, right?
So, the other week, I was at the Emirates, right?
I was at the Emirates, I've got him in the club shop, right?
Looking through the training gear, the training shirts come out.
Next thing you know, kids come out, can I picture?
I've got a picture, I've got a picture, I've got a picture.
He's gone, oh, cheers, Simon!
Simon what?
Simon?
Simon who?
It's Simon Squibb, isn't it mate?
So I don't think he messed up with a guy that says I've got a dream.
But then, turns out, he thought I was Simon Wilson.
Not Simon Squibb.
So he thought he was Simon Squibb?
Yeah!
He thought he was Simon Wilson, but Simon Squibb.
And he got a thought because he thought you were Simon Squibb, but you're not the guy
that says if you're not a dreamer.
It's not what I'm trying to say.
So you've got to stop that.
Yeah, you know Larry Potter?
Right, Larry Potter.
Right Harry Potter, you know the start of the Prisoner Rascobam, right?
And he's getting followed by the death eaters.
He goes,
Or get on the bus.
It's gonna be a bug be right here!
Right, mate, it was coming up soon boys.
Very good thank you.
Oh!
Yeah, thank you.
Erm...
Which bit of Cory was all mean?
Well...
So...
Okay.
So, you can sit down for this if you want to, can you shut the door though?
Yeah, that's the one.
So, I've got a job as a bin man, right?
Watch your theory.
What?
About bin man guys watch your theory.
Shut up!
You're the one who brought it up.
Right, okay.
I'm gonna say I think, right I reckon to the...
The Narns!
So no one knows that he's balls with dominoes. I think he was shooting up his arse and I'm dumping him in the tower.
I think he was sawing them. Then he was opening his window, bending over when he needed a shit, and he'd just go and fire out them dominoes.
So if that is fine, then you'd see.
No, you'd find them.
So if that is fine, then you'd fire them far out.
I think he was shooting up his arse and then shitting them out in the tower.
Could have been worse.
So we've got our jobs at Binman.
On was this?
And every time I was going to work with a girlfriend I was thinking I was cheating.
Every time I got home she would say...
So you were just cheating then, right?
Every time I got home she would go...
If your girlfriend were thinking you cheated...
Shut up with me! I never say I'm a joke!
It's your job, why are you just saying that?
If you're doing a weekly shift, I'm not finished.
I'm not finished.
I'm not finished.
I got a job as a bin man. Every time I got home I thought I was cheating and she'd say where have you been man?
And then I'd say I've been at work and she'd say no where have you been.
She's got a list.
That's because she doesn't believe you.
She's got a list.
She's not got like a job for what Swiss?
You can't say I've got it.
Were you actually going to work or was she cheating?
You a cheater?
I think you are.
Silence gives a thousand words.
You a fucking cheater?
I mean to be fair you can't blame a job.
I mean you've run silent and you've put us something with going on.
Why cheat though?
Why commit to someone if you're not going to have to put your whole life into it?
No, it was the joke of...
Oh I've changed the joke of that, no.
So you think it's for you to cheat?
No, so I'm not a bin man.
He had not been, but he just said he was very nice.
But they do like to us.
He liked to us now, you cheat on us?
Have you wheelie been?
What do you wheelie do?
He wheelie takes.
What are you doing?
He's got a wheelie's eye on.
Well, I'm really confused.
You're on a stroke, why are you saying wheelie on him?
I don't know what's going on there.
So I met my girlfriend at school.
But the one you cheated on, she's my favourite cheat, she's my favourite cheatin'.
So you're pedophile?
That's not funny.
Well, I hope that is a joke.
She's a pedophile.
That's weirdly bad.
Are you a nuns?
I was just going to ignore what you just said, or what.
Why do you confess live on stream as well?
It's not Facebook, mate.
What's that? It's not Facebook Live?
It's a joke, it's like a dark humor joke.
Oh, so it's funny in a people's file.
It's like a dark humor joke.
Dark humor? Why is it mad?
What's that?
I think we've got him.
You all right?
Can we have a look at him?
I think he's been caught.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Weirdo.
Are you having some fashions?
There he is, the pedo.
Just admitted to it, so now that he's announced...
Like he's chicken, don't you?
Yeah. I said he met his girlfriend in the school, said he was the best student or something.
fucking weirdo
anything to say now
you freak
wait till the police get here
you're going nowhere
you're going nowhere jelly belly
how's about that one
how's about that one
here's me mate he's got me catching you Jake
you dirty bastard
you stay in here till police come
is it funny is it being a pedophile
you got me
no one's not speaking of pedos
I don't want you to know that.
You don't.
You don't.
He's yelling better than what we know he's like.
You don't you?
He's like, hey don't, please go.
All right, there you are.
Yeah, not that.
Yeah, I'm not going to be taken away, though.
I'm fresh. I'm fresh.
I'm fresh once.
He's just confessed.
He's just confessed.
Smectrum moses.
I won't fucking finish!
Take it away, I'm taking the piss.
He's not finishing, he's gonna do it again.
Damn it.
Take it away.
Here's your song subtraction.
I've got a new song subtraction.
Take it away.
Go on then.
You just released a song you want, didn't you?
It's a bit dad's releasing a song you want, isn't it?
Because that's what he promotes.
So, the one called Amen and the one called Tertiary.
How's it go?
Well, we don't know how to use it.
Take it away.
It's on Spotify.
Who's in a sharing album actually?
We don't get copyrighted.
Oh yeah, it might be.
I hope he's not using the symbols.
I saw your subscription.
You're the best man.
That is my bag of sauce, if you don't mind.
It is.
If pressure to resolve to sit in four weeks.
Where you going?
No, what are you really doing?
What's with all this wheelie stuff to me?
It's really. Really.
I got a wish.
Really.
I got a wish.
Really.
Say really?
Really.
No.
Really.
Really.
Really.
Really.
Really.
Really.
Wheelie.
Caravallis.
Roundabout.
Wadabout.
Roundabout.
Wadabout.
Roundabout.
What about?
What about?
Okay.
I feel that way is growing mildly in circles.
Eswar is coming in.
How do you guys find it?
Two Eswar adults?
Is that along with me, then?
No.
They look fucking...
What the fuck are they?
Just tearing the eyes of joy and...
You know, now these were with a quarry.
Minan's dead?
Yeah, the quarry's a picture of that stuff.
I don't like you shut the door
That's not dry at all
That's not bad shit
Why do you put yourself through that?
I can't believe I put myself through this
Well you just do it, why have you done it?
Take it off then
Put it on mate
It is man
I can't believe I put myself through this
You'd better believe it, you've done it son.
You just said that.
What's the other one son, what's the other one?
What's the other one?
Ah, if it's his fucking cad stuff, where do I put it?
Where in the stock?
Ginger's blue balls, 28 months.
No, that's how long he's got left.
Yeah, blue balls, there there.
128 mate, I will appreciate that.
Oh
You claim me paranoid
You're just taking all my jokes in the past four weeks
No, no jokes. You look as if you've got my tits up to it, eh?
That one, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, that one's the only one that shows.
No one called you paranoid.
No one said anything.
Someone in the chat just put clearly a victim.
The guy in the blue coat touched me, man.
I'm mad at that.
I'm mad at that.
Do you like blue?
What?
Do you like blue?
No, I've got anxiety.
Why have you got it on me?
People, why would you wear it then?
Why are projects eaten to the world?
It's what I mean. Some people look like our force on our offensive.
What are we trying to say?
For what? A Stavilla, John McGinn?
Why always me?
That was my ability.
Liverpool have been battered.
Oh, that really changed.
Liverpool have been battered, I love that one chips.
Are you a Liverpool fan?
I've got to say.
Liverpool have been battered, I love that one chips.
Liverpool have been battered, I love that one chips.
How do you have a Liverpool in chips?
Oh, can you have Liverpool chips?
You can't. Look, there's one football club in one's chips.
Finlay, thank you for the five months, Taylor.
I'm full.
Go on, FTM, great win to five, mate.
Go on, my boy, thank you.
I appreciate it a lot thank you bro.
Fuck you, I'm having some sort of seizure.
I nearly fell out of my mirror.
I nearly fell out of my mirror, but then I saw myself in him.
What's up with myself, isn't it?
Alright mate.
Who do you like man gonna go in front of the mirror?
How can you see yourself in someone if it's just you in the mirror?
That is a good point.
You must have been fucking a guy in front of the mirror.
What fucking mirror?
Looked fucking the mirror, but you're not the only one who's following now.
What's going on with that?
He's going for eating now.
I'm sure that's what was his secret should I call you on the street in front of the mirrors
Come in come in
Food's had a bit of a
Oh shit fucking puddin's
Food's had a bit of a slow start if you guys have packaged I've brought you some puddings
I'm letting them be cooked
I'll be correct
Pick them up. Pick them up. Pick them up.
Oh yeah.
Maxie.
Seasoning.
Pick them up.
Seasoning.
Forming food about.
Nothing really.
Pick it up Max.
Pick it up.
Jake, you see a bit of salt.
Pick it up.
What?
I've probably, you know, I'm a pedestrian.
Take it away.
Actually, I don't give a damn.
Give it up.
Actually, I don't give a anything, give it up.
Thanks.
Pick it up.
I put my heart in this.
You still have it?
I'm not the fucking Yorkshire body in this stuff.
I've had that four to five minutes ago.
We've told to be here ages ago and we've come here in the night, you know what I'm saying?
Here's one.
I've got a touch by my maths teacher.
I'm not a teacher.
Oh fuck it, I'm just going to say that.
Touched in the heart or touched?
Did he touch your heart or did he touch you?
Oh there's a punch line with this one.
Fuck it!
You fucking, you alright?
Fuck it up.
How old was your teacher?
Was it a man or a woman?
Hello?
I think you've gone deaf.
Interesting.
You there?
I'm here.
Not the boxer.
Get it?
No, I can't.
What was that show I made? I don't know.
You go.
Yeah, I'll go back.
Mattia!
Mattia!
Oh, I'm hungry.
Right, mate.
Cavalcustard Pepsi, please.
Beauty, sir.
Is that what that is?
What?
No, that's not.
Oh.
It's, um...
That is canali. What the fuck is that bro?
Can I have the fucking pressure? Yep.
Mind please?
What the fuck is that thing in front of your face?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Oh, sorry, it's fine.
Can I top up please? Top up? Yeah.
Alright.
Any glass?
It's actually please.
Right, it's 10 o'clock, but we need to go somewhere, alright?
Yeah.
I need something now.
I don't need anything not at this time.
There he is, mum.
Can I have a bite?
Peel our rice with a veggie samosa, some naan bread, and butter chicken.
Thank you very much for watching the chicken biryani.
The chicken biryani?
We've had a problem this week.
It was not a chicken.
And also I did ask if you want butter chicken.
It's probably mine.
But you did say butter chicken.
It's probably mine.
It's in the fork, please.
That's not what you wanted.
In the fork, yeah.
Of course.
Maxi, Maxi!
Fork, Max!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Jaffa, Jaffa, can you dance it?
Who did that?
Who did you know?
That was him.
Thank you.
Are you taking the fucking bet?
We're running out of canal.
You are?
Can you pause a minute?
Michelle with the blue thing.
You're running out of canal now?
Yeah.
I was just trying to help you out, you know?
Thank you.
Salim's and Adam's dead.
Thank you, I'm so sure of that.
Thank you.
You got it, man.
You got it, and Adam's dead.
What's up?
What did you win?
Ice cream.
What do you think?
The ice is actually nice, yeah?
It's actually nice, yeah, it's nice, huh?
Just, yeah.
Eat it, eat it, let me try it.
Can you not?
Can you not just be a fucking moron?
What?
Try it, try it, I want to.
You want to do it?
Let me see, let me see.
You want to try the rice?
Yeah, I just, I just ate the rice, it's nice.
But it's haven't been for three months,
but I appreciate it, yeah.
Nice, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why's the rice so soft?
All right.
Good.
The rice isn't nice.
Good.
Rich Coastal, he's mates with Coral and they're good at football.
He doesn't eat it.
Rice.
What?
He doesn't eat it.
Oh, there's no left.
No, there's no left, no, there's one left.
You see that one in all scouting?
Well, you have what you call Daniel,
and study in front of a big tall building
in the middle of water.
Damn Daniel.
Well, how'd you call him that?
I had you calling, but what's up?
I'll be right back.
Bye.
Very.
All right, someone will be on the bar.
Still on the meeting.
Got a flip-tie in there.
I'm fucking out here.
Thank you, mate.
You've just come off all the time though.
Thank you.
Here you go, sir.
Thank you.
Why the fucking car on the cop?
Well, he's got a bit of time to roll,
but I know Jake usually just likes pure white bread.
Oh, yeah, I know, he knows his audience.
So, um, yeah. Thank you, dude.
Who's he's this?
Smell him.
I'll try some.
Is that mine?
By the way, what do you guys think?
Mmm, not a whole lot of that.
Yeah, don't ask.
Judge, what do you think?
I'll give you my rinse.
What do you think?
Really good. Yeah, it's really good.
Why do you smell like shit?
Yeah, when I'm doing it.
What? Does he all smell like shit?
Yeah, really good.
Thank you. Oh my God. Don't do that.
No, no, no. You had a two in three chance to contaminate your child.
No, no. Your breath.
What do you mean?
Your breath touched the floor.
Oh, no, not that bit.
No, it did. I'll repeat it, I thought.
No, no, no. That bit got, it fell out again.
What?
That bit fell out again.
No, the whole breath touched the floor.
What do you like?
Oh, yeah. We've also got Indian lemonade.
Look.
Indian. All the way through India.
try it you sure camera sure we not try it and see what it is Indian lemonade see what it does
Indian Indian Indian sure we not just give us a wave
Bloody hell, that feels nice. Very nice.
Oh, we're done.
It's very good, couple more.
Are we doing guys enjoying?
It's not usual again.
Mmm!
That's actually good.
Thank you
Ah, what is it?
Man
Very nice and more soft
Can you just let me go?
What about that?
I don't want to taste that, just make sure it's sweet
It's obviously sweet, I'll try it out.
One more time.
Is it alright?
Oh, be an old man.
I said I'll be an old man.
There we go.
Alright, Kara.
Excuse me.
Go fucking through him.
I'm a hard-on-quiet.
It's called War by Mastermind and Bundle, OK?
Yeah, good, yeah.
Really good.
How long did you spend cooking it?
A while.
How did you make it?
In the kitchen.
I've got to kick you to it, I know.
Apart of chicken?
No.
Because I realised the one that everyone chose was the only one that we didn't put in here.
What?
What?
You tried to spike us?
Not you, you caused my pain.
You've had a three-chance hit rating, you missed all shots.
I wonder if you might go to the Rajfall for 40 minutes.
What's that?
Oh, that was a little bit...
Has he got that car?
Have you got the wrong red envelope?
I don't even need to do that.
Oh my God!
Oh, he didn't.
I did.
I did. You forgot my hand.
Yeah, it's not my hand.
Five minutes!
Who got excused?
Simuses.
Red oxalos is right out of a fucking hot panche for that one.
Anytime.
Mario is just burping.
Oh, that's fucking hot.
Simuses.
Thank you.
No, my bad.
Charles Simuses.
No, I'm a good painter.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oh fidget spinner
Buddy, should we smoke some...
Can I smell some chas?
Chat, what was the location you said to do the...
I wouldn't say that cos I forgot it
Someone put it in my chat and it was a good one
Errr, I don't remember it
Pendle pill
No, no, no
Hmm
What was it Chat?
The rice is a bit of shit
innit
Not Pendle Hill, Jack, not Pendle Hill.
You're the one.
We said we're not doing it.
So I'm putting my chat about 18 times.
I'll sell water if I can be going off to that.
Who's been on that stay with the boys today?
Yeah, yeah, it's another great day.
Good shopping back.
Yeah, it was good shopping back.
You back?
Yeah, I'm here for that.
I heard some people here want some cocktails.
No.
No.
Builders out?
Yeah.
Depends on who it is.
Try the cake.
I have it out in the middle, didn't I?
No, thank you.
I would usually, but I've had quite a lot of curry.
Can I try some curry?
Yeah, go for it, yeah.
One eat the rice.
I shall try it.
What are you, a brand of it?
I don't know.
Never have.
Do you like it?
What?
I don't know.
Who told me?
Who told me?
Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
Why have I been passed some handcuffs?
Are you sure you're a man?
And made me out of a child of choice?
I've been charged with all the past.
Since people just want to give me fucking a child a child or...
You shouldn't even be fucking released.
Well, you shouldn't be released.
No, she's good at...
What? From what?
From what?
What? From what? Being a fucking...
...signal.
Alright.
What the fuck is going on here?
And he jumps! He works for me, not you!
Has there been Sharon McCorrie's son or what the fuck's going on?
Look at the side job.
There ain't no side job!
Anyone is now, everybody is now siding in exclusivity contracts.
It takes a week to write a card.
What?
You've got a bad mark on the floor.
What the fuck?
There you go.
Oh my god.
You're most out of it.
I'll do it.
I'm just gonna sit you down here.
Yeah, I'm gonna be there.
Have my case on the floor.
Wait there a minute.
Have a coke, have a coke.
Sorry, give me a minute.
Do you want me to sit there?
Do you want me to go with him?
Yeah, I will do.
I can't take a gun in just a second.
Why is the door open?
Where's the peel out?
What did you put in the peel out?
What's peel out?
What did you put in the peel out?
The rice.
The peel out rice.
Right, the rice.
The same place in the rice.
Get that.
If you don't eat shit in the egg, you don't something you can eat out of.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh my god! He's gone!
Well, run now!
What the fuck are you doing?
I can't get over it.
Get out of the way!
Alright.
The last one off.
Two bread sheets.
I live here.
Everything is in my range.
What do you want to do?
Yeah, something there.
Oh, I'll tease you like this one.
Tease.
Tease it.
Tease. Say, prease it.
Oh, I'm really just...
Again.
There's a dead man on the floor!
Chucky Mill?
You got a Chucky Mill? Who's that for?
Who's that for?
Sorry, who's the Chucky Mill for?
That's like a ring for your calf, I am.
You can't get a chocolate milk one without the upper.
There one.
Thor's kick? What?
Thor's kick.
Eww, fuck it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, not me.
Judge, you all right?
Thank you.
Did you have the spicy one?
Oh, yeah, one of these was spicy.
Which one was it?
One of these two was spicy.
I have both.
Those two is like.
Yeah, these are spicy.
I have what?
I have chicken.
I have chicken.
I have what?
I don't know what, what?
Jack!
I don't know what you're saying.
Exactly what?
I'm saying it's better that you don't.
Jack, I've got a fucking...
It's decontamination, you're a fuckfish.
Gimme.
I've got a chip, that's my chip.
That's my chip.
Jackie!
Yeah?
Look at that, this fucking...
You fat lump.
I've got a chip.
You know.
You're not a lump.
You're not a lump.
You're not a lump.
I'm a speed bump.
You're not a fucking bump.
There's a black speed bump.
Yeah.
It's like an old record.
Oh crap.
Not a bad shot of cracking a handicap.
Okay, big speed bump.
because usually he's driving around all the time
Right, um...
Yeah, Bruce, you were supposed to be driving one of these trucks, though
I've had a hard time
Is that your name?
No, I don't know
Do you feel his mind yet?
Extra plate, extra plate
He had this fight one
I got him
You okay?
I got him one try
You thought the war was over?
No, the war never over
I guess what the fuck, I think that's that one.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Done again.
I can eat that.
No, I've been contaminated.
Yeah, that one.
It feels spicy.
No, it feels spicy.
Which we thoroughly need to.
Guys, the house ain't being cleaned till Monday.
What, huh?
What?
It's Friday.
Why not Monday?
That's why I've actually seen it somewhere.
No, no, no.
He works on the sat-in Sunday.
I've always graphed this.
That's true.
No, that's to be fair.
A lot of people work sat-in Sunday.
To occur to a stage about streaming, no one seems to understand this.
We don't get bank holidays off.
We can't.
Tell them again, tell them again.
We don't get bank holidays off.
Or school holidays.
Or school holidays.
Or weekends.
Or weekends.
No.
Some people don't understand that.
I've trained on Christmas Day.
The Holy Day.
So what did I?
Was the mike swollen or not?
What?
I was giving them Christmas.
Stop it.
No.
Did you straight away eat?
Yeah.
So what's that?
So, they know what he's talking about.
That's what he's talking about.
Practice, mate. Practice.
Right, I'm going to go and build my team.
There was a team game.
You guys, channel, have a good day.
Get home safe.
Catch you in a bit.
It's all pretty nice. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
The bell. The bell.
The bell.
Bill, Charles, Charles, Charles, Charles, Charles, Charles, Charles, Charles, Charles, the Bill.
We need to get the Bill up, right?
Um...
James, James, could you sit down please?
Um, Charlie?
Yeah?
Um, can we do that?
I don't know what...
I'd like for Charles to take a 360 contract in this Bill.
A 360 contract? What's that?
Is that a shit meme? I don't know about that.
It's a foolish thing.
I can't take it.
You don't want to take everything off?
Take it to the bed.
Yeah, take it to the bed.
And...
Where's...
There we go.
I heard something.
Is it a guy called Belcomer or something?
He's in his training or something.
Why? Why?
What?
Tell my human nature?
Ha ha ha ha
Thank you mate, thank you
This fucking chair
I've had a quarrel and I've got to be actually on
I've got a level 4 chair, actually and that's epic
Oh, love that, epic games
Yeah
Find the father, father, father, two, one, mate
Is it nice or not?
It tastes like shit!
On a golf tonne?
What?
Yeah, just my chad, so you know I'm not going to go golf until if that's alright with you guys.
Just not feeling it tonight.
The spirit's not right.
You alright?
Why is the powder all around the glass?
No question at all.
What?
What do you want to do, innit?
Do you think I'm gonna shit myself?
I'll draw around my glass.
You can't spend all that hope I've been living for eight hours.
I don't want to build my cellar.
Ooh, hard to build our cellar and stuff.
Oh, hard to.
You okay?
Oh, ha!
My God!
Yeah, we're just so streaming good.
Yeah, is it?
I don't know, is that like nine?
I'm telling you, amen.
Oh, it really is?
Yeah, alright.
No stress, thank you, mate.
Four, two, I'll see you in a minute, mate.
Woohoo!
That's not true.
Oh, mate, you should...
Gonna build the tower.
Yeah, that's all right.
Great segment, mate. What?
Do you know what I've actually been playing?
We had a main chat about a really cool game.
Yeah, I've been playing.
We had a meme chat where we had a really cool desktop stream yet and we played erm...
I'll be honest, it's getting on it.
You alright?
Oh, it's actually leaking out your leg, I'm just joking.
I'm not even joking.
That's fucking disgusting.
Oh, is he genuinely talking about it?
He pisses me off, yeah?
Not a joke.
I'll just go and stay like that for a while, mate.
Come on.
Oh.
It's break your cheek.
Oh my god.
Oh, this feels wrong.
It's sparing him, bro.
I need to see.
Okay.
Uuuuugh!
No, it's just...
Yeah, but it's like a chocolate fudge cake.
No, I don't...
This is my opinion, yeah?
If you've not shit yourself until it leaves the cheek.
That's what I mean, if he's still within the cheese, he's not cheating himself.
Fuck this.
That's amazing.
Great meme.
Outrageous.
Cool. Outrageous.
Oh, I played that in the car.
in the car.
I don't know yet.
Amen!
Amen.
How's it going?
How's it going?
I don't know.
It's, um, it's more of a collaboration.
Yeah, I don't know what you mean.
But it's like...
It's like, I...
You know, like a song releases, like, kind of similar to usual, you go like, oh, how well
is it going?
How's it going?
You can't do a year, but I've not got the info for it, like that.
I don't know.
You've got YouTube studio.
You know what I do, though.
It's more of a collaborative one.
Tube.
Tube.
Yeah.
It's a good summer channel.
What is that?
I don't want to drink that, bro. Someone's death will put something in it.
She's on her knees. That's bad, by the way. She's on her knees. Like, she's trying to say it, amen.
Do you want me to turn her knees like she was saying, amen?
Listen to the words. Listen to the words.
Yeah.
Well, I just see you had it too, but it looks like...
When did I saw it?
I've never listened to it right now. It was quite a 10.
Nah, cool.
Nah, I'm alright.
Come on, guys. We're the club stars. Am I right?
Am I right?
You've just shit yourself twice.
You're going no club, aren't you?
Why do clubs actually stink of shit?
And people like you go like what up, I say.
Because you fucking shit yourself in the door.
When's Bill coming? Because I'm fucking sat here being patient.
What?
What do you say that about?
Man. Some club bills coming.
Man?
Ho ho ho!
Right, can I just ask you a question?
Because you know, I'm getting a bit tired of it.
Are we fucking closer or is that not?
Man?
Well that was back out of it.
Man, I was never in it.
Was you not?
No.
No.
Man?
So it'd only be me and...
That'd be it for a while.
Man?
No, Chazelle.
Ho ho ho!
No.
Chazelle Cove?
Yeah.
Ho ho ho!
No.
Should I go ask him?
I've had a bloody long day.
I've got an ACL, so if a spookly ghost gets me, I can't run.
No, you say that thing again.
What?
You don't give a fuck about your viewers.
Really?
OK.
OK.
Am I wrong?
You're not gonna know where yet, but I'm gonna shit on one of your objects.
OK?
I think I will, that'll be a horrible stench.
He's just shit on me so far.
I'm going to go and double check that on the bar with you.
He's actually wiped his leg as he walks off.
What's that?
Pardon? What's that? Just respite. First of all, it's key.
I'm going to admit,
I'm going to reply to the group.
What the fuck?
Miss Chasler?
I'm gonna have a look.
I've been missing, yeah.
Just trying to sort of went and helped you out.
We've got a fucking huge semi-final tomorrow.
Where is? There we go. Go on Maggie, thank you very much for 27, I appreciate that, thank
you Maggie. I don't think Jake is looking at the chat, I'm asking you to chat.
You can sit there and spam it all you want. If everyone's backing out of it, you can either
bring the vibe down on just moan or we can just crack common carry on streaming.
You know what I mean?
Fill a one down over the dip. Fill a one for 14. Surely that's pushing Miller back towards
finger, Premier League table. Where are Villa? Oh the fourth, oh my god yeah. Wow. Oh wow
the three points clear now. If Bournemouth managed to win both their games they'll lose
next game. That's gonna be fun.
Right, thank you. That's what I do as a girl.
What? No. Oh, you said bills coming in. No. The bill.
I'm paying for that. It was shit.
Alright, alright. I'm not even trying to charge now.
I'm not putting the money coming in. Hide. Act natural.
hide in that actual what the fuck jobs you do
where's he going?
I mean, he's going to walk in
mind fucking QQ man
what?
I'll see what they say and fucking see what they try to charge me
That's it, you're high, high, high, high, high, high.
Change, change, change, change, change.
Change.
Change.
You caught me.
Change.
Change.
Change.
Change.
Change.
Change.
You better put the juice one that I used to make it.
Just fucking off one of them on Chaz's head, Adam.
He's just going, what the fuck?
That was a pretty good question. Thank you.
What the fuck is that?
We've got to see him.
Hey, come here.
Everybody come to this place.
Jinx defunders, jinx defunders!
He's joking, he's joking.
Ah!
Jesus!
Jesus, you found us, you found us!
Jesus, you found us, you found us!
Jesus, you found us!
Oh, they found me.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
You're regretting my death for the sake of this place!
Oh, what the f*** are you doing?
F***!
Don't you ever touch her!
Don't you ever f***!
You f***ing dog, you f***ing dog!
I don't know what you're f***ing done, f*** that!
You f***ing dog!
You f***ing dog!
Go and talk to that girl!
Fuck off you psycho bitch!
Is my house a goer or a one? You fuck off!
You fucking joker, prove to my fucking mercy you fucking abbot!
You fucking fool man! You fucking fool man!
Move!
Jesus Christ! You fucking mad bastard!
Jesus Christ! You fucking bad bastard, gee!
You want me to jump again?
Shut up.
What the fuck?
Bill to play. There's a Bill to play. Can I get in there?
Yorkshire Pudding. If you don't sit here and find Yorkshire Pudding, there's a Bill to play.
Oh, you can't do anything like this.
Bill?
Yeah.
Uh, Jake!
Cuss, cuss, cuss.
Well, we're lovely, lovely things.
Yeah.
Yeah, we just want a real fight here, we're going for a fight.
Okay, I'll try.
Oh, God.
All right, Ginge!
Ginge!
Bino, Bino!
Bino, he found us!
No, Ginge, he found us!
He found us!
Let me go and try for him.
Oh, all the fun.
He walks on me.
I'll put him up. Sorry, Dave.
Oh, no!
Step open and I'll let you see the tongue.
I'm gonna see the tongue.
Dave, I can do this, Pino.
One more, one more, one more, one more.
I'm probably gonna hurt him, so I'm out of here.
We need to talk to him.
He's recording that.
And Romney the Jumper.
He has this bad time to show you your bill.
Yeah, yeah, one bite of chicken with chibin.
One bite of chicken was a five-hour.
And a samosa was 30 quid.
What was that?
A service.
Service, can I just...
See you.
I thought that you wouldn't be on this one today.
You're lucky then that I let it go.
Shut up you fucker, some horses, I'll be your harness hole.
I got busted, stay at home.
Sorry man, I was just wondering what I meant.
That was something.
Yeah, sleepy, you okay?
Yeah, sleepy, you got me sleepy.
I'm sorry, sorry man.
Man, it's still worth it.
To be fair, J.K. and J.I.M. jump probably both be cancelled when I let them start doing each problem tonight.
Yeah, they're fucking dead now.
The days are definitely not for me.
No it's not.
No it's definitely not.
Get off the fucker.
Oh shit.
What do you want man?
Oh my god.
I was trying to act like a fool.
What was that in your hand?
I gave you two options.
You faced me like a man,
where you go back in your kitchen,
you keep making your cocktails,
your muck tails,
your muck sauce.
What was that?
Your muck sauce.
Which one is that?
There's one trying to avoid me.
What was that?
Hey, fuck it!
Oh, sorry.
I've got it! I've got it!
Get on the table! Get on the table!
I'm sorry, I'm going to give you one chance.
Line on that table.
Line on that table.
Line on that table!
Put on a tight fit.
Line on that table.
Fuck you.
Line on that table.
Get on top.
Line on straight.
Over, over, over, over, sit next, come out, sit on the movements, you're in fucking trouble.
I need to get out of my place.
Say sorry.
Sorry.
Say sorry.
Say sorry.
Say sorry.
Say sorry.
Say sorry.
Don't make that shit.
I thought I was going to put a cube in my heart, so I preferred that.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We have a ring too, buddy.
Oh!
Oh, please.
Someone try to take your...
They're gonna fucking take it!
Oh!
Did you like what happened?
No, no, no, no, sorry.
Jake, you too, follow me.
Yeah, I'll just start turning around.
Is there anybody else?
I didn't realise.
I hate you guys.
Come on, ditch.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
What?
Did you piss at that?
No, obviously not.
He didn't tap in there.
Oh.
He pissed at the wall.
You think I'm pissed at the wall?
I wouldn't throw it over there, you know.
I mean, that would be quite funny.
How small would you reckon his tickets is?
I would have thought, they're not showing up.
I could retake power customers.
I've got no more.
Oh, you break your record?
Well, this one was fought.
That's going to kill me.
That's going to kill me.
No, don't.
It's better than this.
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
I'm trying not to do it.
I'm off!
You're going to need to put that on the back seat.
You up?
I'm not going to put that on the back seat, I'm not going to put that on the back seat.
Just give me one minute.
Yeah, give me one minute, just give me one minute.
Just what, been back to it?
It's changing just if you want to fight, is it?
Oh.
It's a lovely kiss.
It's a cute.
Is that going to be in there?
No.
Yeah, this is an infunctual kiss.
No.
Facts.
Oh, you recovered, Matt.
Is that alright?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know the story.
I know we're not going to get paid with it, yeah.
I won't, yeah.
Because you guys are taking a bit.
I'll sit down and I'll be in a minute.
Amazing.
I'll give it on to you last.
We can wait, do you want?
The water balloon.
I'm going to go throw a Yorkshire failure.
Yeah, I understand.
I'm the water balloon.
Now then, let's talk business.
Obviously we know you are a lovely eater tonight.
So would you like to go first?
Yeah, I would love to.
So, the bill.
The bill, the beautiful bill.
Five rubies among us.
10 poppadombs, 15 canal waters, definitely weren't 15, no it was, two unyielding
embologies, one semosis, nine nouns, three coma, three pilau, three
indian lemonade and... where's all the chip? no, no, no, no, oh perfect, damage to car, damage to car, damage to car, that's how it tastes
Fabric of Mangles, that's going to be Ā£2,999.
Papa Dom's is going to be Ā£10.00, can I have a word with you?
Well, mate, you should be in menu and you'd build your ass.
I'm sorry, just for a possible reason,
I've had some sub-fapes and service charge.
And, uh, here's the...
On top of that, we also accept tips, don't you worry.
Yeah, and I'd do what it paid to these two guys.
I'd do a test.
That's a couple of other ways today.
100% I'd like to check for you.
Tips.
Oh, you're involved.
I need Bill coming round, honestly.
So I'll sit down for Bill.
So you can remember.
Check the bathroom, it feels there.
It feels there, where is it?
I've got a tip for you.
Thank you.
When you're serving food, don't eat it.
Oh, well.
Yeah, don't do it.
I want to pay for the pappadoms, any onion barges, because that, he's gone down for
them.
I was...
Then he wants to go and drink half of our canals, and I say we've had 50, we had a
five at the max.
We had three Rubikons, because we ran out.
I'll tell you something.
That poor chef all day has stood there in that blazing hot kitchen
clicking the fucking button on chef Mike
because not one fucking bit of that was on cooked
not a fucking one it was turned on today
I'm sorry to say
it was
it was
it wasn't
Indian
Indian correct
we're Tiger Role
we're Tiger Role
what's this the Grand National
Grand National is it?
is it my favourite one to be seen?
me ficking fucking French
you're ficking chef
I said chefie
Don, we made this, the head chef has come to get us.
There's four of them in packages in the kitchen.
I mean, I don't, there's four of them.
Four of them in the kitchen.
I don't.
You're great.
You're right.
Head chef's way of bringing us stuff.
I've been working, I wasn't even finished.
I'll be there.
The race, the race!
The race, the race!
The race, the race!
The race!
I'll make with four, 40 minutes.
40 minutes!
Y'all.
40 minutes!
It tastes like fucking shit.
I'm sorry, I'm this!
How's it taste?
How's it taste?
How's it taste?
Fucking shit!
Thank you.
What's the problem?
Just quick.
How's it taste?
Shit!
Well, guess what? That's for the import cost as well.
Yeah, but you can send it back!
You can send it back!
You can send it back!
Send more apples.
Sir, sir, you're paying for this.
No, I'm not paying for what you just said to our show.
Iris, you are paying.
You can send me that.
You're awesome.
That's why you're paying.
I'm on about the fire show.
Come on!
Do you take cards?
We're not paying for it.
Fucking air!
I'm in the fucking air!
Sonion.
Wait a minute, I thought this was our colour.
Oh, God.
Everyone here on your fucking knees.
Please, everyone!
They're all playing IRL.
Why is the other side coming in, Luba?
We've got an ACL.
You should get released.
Right now, right now, right now.
For now, it's a face.
First of all, for anyone to try and put your fucking-
This is a bomb!
It's not, it's not, it's not.
It could have been, it could have been.
Now listen, first of all, no one try and put your fucking ear up.
I play that game ages.
Have you got a smart ass, have I?
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Don't do that.
I was a scratch user and his dad did it on me.
I've got a smart ass.
No one is paying a fucking bill.
Yeah! Fuck hands off!
Except Ginge.
What the fuck?
I'm real, Ginge.
So could I make a suggestion?
What's the suggestion?
I think Salim and Maxi should get their money.
You think they should get their money?
We take gifted, we take gifted.
Why do you think they should get their money?
Because they've come a long way today, they've come a great long way.
Yeah, well you think they're going to fucking do this shit?
I don't want the money, give it to them.
He does this, he gets people up, he doesn't make everyone else pay for their fucking journey.
Yeah, he's just here to build.
He's churning up all the money.
We got a gun machine.
We take gifted, we take gifted.
Just because you did it.
Just because you found everything you fucking ate about each other.
I hate about Chazer.
What?
Everything you fucking hate about Chazer.
Yeah, I've brought that up.
Come on, I can feel it.
Yeah, you can put it in mine.
I hate his t-shirts, shit.
I hate the club that he supports.
Yeah, the fact he wants to promote cigarettes.
Yeah.
I hate the fact he's narcissistic.
Thank you very much, you can sit down.
Well, let me have a go.
Chazer, can you stand up?
Ah!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't touch you, I didn't touch you.
He's resisting.
What?
He's resisting.
Why are you fucking sat on the way though?
He's holding on.
He's resisting!
What?
He's resisting!
Why are you fucking sat on the way though?
He's holding the hands of the ass though.
I want a load of food you ate, I jinxed.
I think you're a prick.
I think you're a nob.
And you know what?
I've always said he hasn't changed.
But he has now.
He has now.
The last year or so, he's been a right nob.
Sit down, Chas.
Jake, stand up.
Put your hands down.
Sorry, mate.
Tell us five things that you made about Peribot.
I hate you, Diana.
Hundreds of things you made about us, Lee.
That gives a bit much.
Hundreds.
I hate these glasses.
Because it hides your beautiful face.
Obviously, you've been married to her.
I hate you.
What? I don't hate anything about Selene.
I just have got to go.
I need one thing to do here.
One thing.
I hate that you drop talks of cooking and fucking night tech.
Okay sit down.
Max, you stand up.
Say something you hate about everyone.
Or someone.
I should have been Max.
He needs to talk.
He is right, he's right.
Um, I...
Put your hands down, Max, yeah?
Just, just slate the fuck out of it.
Oh, it smells fucking shit.
Rubber cunt.
And you told us to cook all that
and not even make it fresh,
we've just poured it all in packets.
Max, you said my smell...
All of it was in packets.
Oh!
Max, you said my smell,
you said my smell.
And you...
S...
Smell.
Sit down, Max, yeah?
So, you stand up.
I'll just sit up.
Sit up, please.
I did say put your hands down, did I?
So, I'll put your hands down.
Sorry.
What did you hit by these actually?
Oh right.
Breathe though.
Yes you do.
Oh you guys, you know what?
What? Was that me last week?
It's not a joke.
We don't know.
Sit down and swing.
Now boys, what is this?
I'm part of the Republic.
This was a test.
Can others run the dog side?
This is a straight text to see how you really feel about each other.
Look how cool it was for you to throw each other under the bus.
I know.
Now, I'm going to give you one option.
You have to deliver it right now. I'm going to go stand over there and choose between you and one person.
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank you.
That's an easy target.
Yeah.
Well who's fault is it who cooked the stuff? Who cooked?
Ah, well I had chef's.
Sillene, if you was the head chef you'd have to take it.
But it was chef's.
I didn't make anything.
What? You said you were the head chef. What do you mean?
I didn't make anything.
He made everything. He's called all this.
I'm just...
He's called all this.
What in the fuck is going on in here?
BUMBIN!
I did the fucking thing!
I've got a Yorkshire poon and a fucking bottle full of vodka.
What?
You don't want that in your eyeballs?
Do you need a bottle?
Don't fucking leave, don't fucking leave.
We're not fucking in eyeballs.
Let us play out.
I'm not his watch now.
Be a hero, be a hero.
What do you think?
What else do you got?
We need more time to deliver.
Really? What's wrong with you? You've got a big issue here.
Listen.
Hands in the fucking air, please, mate. No.
Get in the fucking couch!
This is a social experiment.
These fuckers? I'm sorry, mate.
Who let you in this house?
Who let you in?
Who let you in?
I live here.
Thank you. You're fucking home.
I'm okay.
Oh no, he's putting both of his eyeballs in his eyeballs.
Have you killed the person to get some?
Yes.
No, please.
Chasper.
Oh!
Oh!
Chasper!
Oh!
Chasper!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Who are you picking to get us always me, I mean it?
Who are you picking?
I'm gonna, um, with deep, deep regret, I'm gonna vote, um, Slim.
What the fuck?
Oh, they're all my fault as well.
Kim, who are you picking?
It was a tough choice, and we're four heart friends there, but,
they refused shit, I'm gonna go Slim.
Take it! Who do you pick it?
He cooks it! That's all I'm going to go to sleep is all he fucks!
See me eyes again!
Max! Who do you choose?
I don't want to just hop on the bandwagon and I'm not...
I'm not going to sleep, sleep, sleep...
Go to sleep, yes!
So...
Who do you choose?
I forgot to say something, Salim's Vault was worth ten.
I'm going to say it, that feels a bit unfair.
Can I get out of the way?
Can you bring it into this hole?
Let's take the top off.
Yeah.
Can we put our hands down?
Cheers.
Can I move?
No, you should have.
No, no, I'm not.
You're not supposed to do it there.
Do it there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Take it off now, where you are.
What the hell are you doing?
Look at what you are.
You're just like a father.
Take it off, where you are.
Take it off.
You're just like a father.
Take it off.
Can you believe it's not?
Take it off, where you are.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
You're just like a father.
Take his ribs, take his ribs.
Five, four.
I'll start it up.
No, you're off.
No, you're staying there.
Take it over there.
What are you looking at?
I'll...
I'll be there.
That's right.
You've got five, six, seven, four.
All right, stand up for my baguette.
No.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Oh!
That's not a bull.
Oh, it's a bull.
No, it's not a bull.
Oh, it's not a bull.
That was fucked, girl.
But it was.
It's ridiculous.
Why am I controlling me?
I feel like it's wiggling my ass.
I don't want to put it there.
What?
I think it will be.
Put your hands in there.
Get out of here!
You're not got the...
You're not got the...
You're not got the...
You're not got the...
You're not a birthday!
You're not a birthday!
Don't do it again!
Who are you talking about?
I don't...
Where's James?
I thought that makes no sense if you've got a self-announce about it.
Right, can we get this bill?
The bill already.
That's more fun.
Can we get the bills, guys?
These have got some sort of answer to that.
Sorry.
Where's James?
Did you lie to me, James?
No, I thought that's where he was.
I feel really wet.
Boys, we're going to Manfield Hunt for Ginge, follow me.
I'll show you where the ammunition is.
We've got a lot of ammunition.
Boys, roll out.
Max Estely, let's go.
We get Ginge and we get him hard.
Let's go.
We get him hard. I don't want to get him hard, Taze, that's pretty weird.
Yeah, I've got a bit of an arm left.
What an eye, gang!
Morgan?
He's not in there.
Morgan?
He's not in there.
What's going on?
What's got-
That was alright.
Thank you, Charlie.
You're welcome.
Thank you very much.
There's no better place.
Yeah.
We'll find a new establishment.
Do we hide?
No.
What we've done is we store and taste these cockies.
So we're hiding this car.
No, because Chazza has the keys.
I don't know why Chazza is so...
It doesn't look so.
Check the fridge.
No, not the fridge, it's the other fridge.
I think we had a bit of a problem.
What do I know what we're doing?
That's what we do while the quarry.
Oh.
Minions, tonight we steal the morn.
It's when you guys cheat.
Well that was close.
Now Jay, Jay, I'm not shakin' your bed.
What?
Chasin' shit in your bed.
Shit in Taze's bed.
Taze, Chasin' shit in your bed, mate.
I'm gonna watch.
I've got it, Cap.
Do I need it? I'll put it here.
So it hasn't been raining.
I'm in town.
Oh no.
It doesn't fall in here.
It doesn't fall in here.
I'm a bit late.
Can you come for me?
I've got so much to say about it, it's weak.
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
You can come.
Come.
You've got my name, you can open it.
Yeah?
It's okay.
This is third or third.
It's why we're in the phone, possibly, yes.
What is it?
No.
It's all over this now, we've got to take it.
What colour is it because I've got some stuff on it.
Come on, come on, animation!
Jesus!
What?
What?
Where have you gone?
Every single thing is going to get covered in paint if they do not fucking listen.
Not part of the wire.
The wire's part of me.
Holy water.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hold him up, hold him up.
Let's get him up.
Is there a cricket in there?
Oh no! Toast!
Where's the toast?
I'll approach him.
We don't understand what you're saying.
The extinguisher is full of paint.
Is it?
Can you test it?
I just want to look.
You will get covered in paint, I promise you that.
So you work weekends?
Everybody, down on your knees!
Can I go on one of you, can you please?
Yep.
I was just going to say, if the streaming goes on, you've got to do a job like that.
Take the pace, and then come out and paint.
You say it's not the DJ's, the buff is ready, we don't know what's going on.
Dude, do you want to come out and paint?
Come to that jar, sir, and pack the fucking toilet.
Yeah, I'm gonna say that all.
Dada, you've got a choice, sir.
OK.
One, two, three, four.
Well, actually, we lost the dip.
Water bottle.
Water bottle.
No.
Water bottle.
It's in for a curry night.
What?
OK.
Just leave the big bottle.
You want me to water one, then?
Drop a water bottle.
In my room.
Drop a water bottle.
I can come to your side.
I get covered in water, you get covered in paint.
And water.
And guess what?
This face ain't bothered.
Say goodbye and marry your fat clump!
Is that me or Chas?
Chas, you've got two guns to one hand.
You've got three to one hand.
And them all with Chas.
And them all with three to one hand.
Three to one hand Chas.
He's in the eye, but he'll get you closed.
He's three to one hand Chas.
Oh, he'll get you closed.
He'll get you closed.
Three to one hand Chas.
Iron man doesn't like fighting, okay?
I mean, in a night, don't go on that.
Guys.
Put down on that, back the way, superman.
Guys, trust me, this is not the way.
That's what you did.
Iron man doesn't like fighting.
She's preproving us.
Don't leave me get Spider-Man down here.
She's not done.
You have no idea.
Steve, come on, leave him. Steve, come on, leave him.
Jarvis, call Spider-Man.
Oh my, do it genuinely, that's pain.
That's it, that's it.
Yo, on my mum's life, that's me.
Can you feel it?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Yo, listen.
I didn't know it worked.
Bro, listen.
Just a bit extreme in it, really.
It's a bit extreme, but I'll come down.
I'm gonna roll it.
Roll it.
Roll it.
Roll it.
What's wrong?
Roll it.
Roll it.
That's how I see you, right?
Because he's got two bottoms.
Back away from this.
That's what he's saying to me, right?
He's got three thawing in.
Put it down, put it down, Chas.
Do you want me to say this?
Put it down, Chas.
Put it down, Chas.
Put it down, Chas.
Put it down, Chas.
Oh, this is the one thing I've got going for me.
Jarvis, neutralize me, Gustus.
Hahaha!
Take it over, so the blood guy gets painted.
So I'll throw it at Jake.
No?
No, no, no.
Jake, will you take him?
No, you stay!
Jake's not here, you're stuck with Iron Man.
Hahaha!
No, wait!
Iron Man can help find Jake.
We need to help, we need to help.
We're in the opposite government with the glasses.
Iron Man can help find Jake.
Iron Man can help find...
He's the one who worked on...
Wait a minute.
It's me.
Oh, it's Jake.
It's me.
Right, Jake.
No, Iron Man don't want to be wet.
Why are you handcuffing me?
Guys, I can't get wet because of my ACL.
No, that's not true.
What?
Just be a bit of a pain today.
Yeah, just...
You want some old monkeys or what?
Don't be careful.
What?
It smells like a nugget.
I can't smell anything.
I wonder why.
It's awesome.
Okay, everyone on the floor.
Oh, four firetimes.
On the floor.
Oh, ok.
This is...
Sorry.
Every time.
Every time I go around the floor, it happens.
On the floor.
On the floor.
Corrinette.
Corrinette.
Gene's what, it's the chosen problem.
Just come for a Corrinette.
Yeah, a Corrinette, yeah.
Your bomb, mate.
Art.
I have to bomb down.
What?
I have to pit.
You have to.
I have to pit.
I have to pit.
You have to pit.
You have to pit.
You have to pit.
You have to pit.
You have to pit.
You have to pit.
You have to pit.
You want to show him in the background?
Come on for a minute.
Right is.
Who do you want to use to bomb?
Oh, what the fuck?
Right.
Who do you want to use to fill the water bottle?
Cat.
No, I can't hear.
I can't hear.
Do you want to use to bomb?
Who do you want to fill the water bottle?
Oh.
I think she's going to putts in, let's get the putts in, let's get the coins out of here.
and I can't. Yeah. You are currently broke. What?
Deniz is a broke. What do you mean?
Hey! Hey! Oh no.
Avenger. Avenger.
Keep him there. Keep him there. So you go.
You got the keys?
I promise you hasn't.
Promise?
I promise you.
Paint your own lips.
What's going on outside?
What's going on outside?
I've got a mission to be here, so you've got a serious decision to make, I need to sort it.
So I need to put some dreading on it.
Call in favour of tier one.
Let VodGuy go!
I'm going to the water hall.
Let VodGuy go!
I'm going to the water hall.
Look at him!
Where have you gone with Uber, Ed?
Get him by the neck.
Move chest.
No!
It's up!
What?
No, please don't shoot me. I don't want to get hurt.
I think we're going to have to go to the toilet, Pat.
Get him in the shower.
Get in the shower.
No more looching now.
It's all right, push it by JV, get some new ones.
I'll put them all in the English.
What?
Bombing.
Bombing.
Do you want to take me to the top, mate?
I'll put it there, in the corner.
This is a bit, but it'll be great.
I'm just going to switch into it.
I think you'd rather use your foot than your t-shirt.
I'm just going to switch into it.
You already switched.
What the fuck was that on?
Get the fuck out of here.
It's the lead.
What was that on?
I can't see what was that on.
What the fuck was that on?
Bombing.
Bombing.
He's not going to shoot.
I've got it, I've got it.
You have to.
I know you don't want it, but you have to.
I said why's there a cat in it?
Sorry.
Look, hey, on the other side.
Oh, the headshot.
What?
I didn't see it.
So, get there.
You're still in there, hey?
Yeah.
Just find a water bottle.
What are you doing?
I just want to make sure it's done properly.
Go.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
You have to.
I know you don't want it, but you have to.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I've got it.
I can hear you, don't try this at fucking stupid, everyone's getting covered in paper.
I'll take the lid off and fuck the whole room up, especially your rug.
James, go and get some blood away.
I'll give the fuck.
Sorry about that one, Jake.
Send him out. Send him out.
I'll have to find him.
Send him to jail.
I've got it in the chest.
Yes, too. All right, just tell him I get covered in tape.
Get a cold pit for the ground.
Yeah, a cold pit for the ground.
Woooah!
You think I'm drunk?
No, I'm not drunk.
I'm not worse than that.
I'm not drunk.
I'm not drunk.
He's not drunk.
It's fixed over there.
What's that one?
No, don't put it.
Jayzel.
Jayzel.
We're safe.
We're safe.
All right, guys.
Feeling good?
Right.
I'm feeling pretty cold.
I'm pretty cold.
Great.
It's pretty wet already.
All right, OK.
Thanks.
All right.
It's not dry.
All right.
Can you get me dry?
Because we're not...
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
I think he's got pain, there's definitely something going on. Whether that's pain or
pain.
Do you think he's got pain?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do think it's pain. I think he'll get it on us, I don't know. Tramping or what? It
did feel fake, you know. It did feel fake. It's chocolate.
Chas, I'm really good at stretching the right foot, it was your fault. We could have had him there, I'd have come at the head pain.
Hold on, hold on, give me a second.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That was nice.
I've got a really sharp nail in the front of you. You did love Chas, right sir?
Bob's off, Bob's off before I get you back.
Chas, what do you peep and see if we can get to your room?
That's why you can't get a towel.
Someone's got their clock out in there, Taze, I'm not going to lie.
Someone's got their clock out in there, I've heard it.
Someone's got their clock out in there.
Someone's got their clock out in there.
I'm telling you I've got it in the fucking storage.
Who the fuck is this?
Someone's got their backpack on the ground.
What's that got in the horror frame there?
Who's your friend?
Who's your friend?
Who's your friend?
I've got a plan.
Boys, boys, boys.
We're going dark.
What's going on with that?
This cop is getting shoulder.
He wants to go for a kick.
Why are you doing that?
He agrees.
He agrees on that.
He agrees on that right here.
Why are we in that game?
He wants to go for a kick.
He wants to go for a kick.
He wants to go for a kick.
How you doing?
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
You see what's going on like that?
What are we doing?
Are you doing the midlife break sense?
You think he's one of the more mean guys in the YouTube video, but...
Your face is fucking mean!
Let's fill that up, mate.
Oh, there's a sound coming.
Oh, it's that way.
Because guess what? That thing ain't coming that far.
But you are closing the distance. Let's jump.
Oh!
What the fuck is that?
Oh, my fridge.
Did you kick it?
To the marble
Yeah, he's got the long one.
40, right?
Yeah.
I might get a 14.
All right.
OK.
I'll work with you.
I'll work with you in a few seconds.
I get you.
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I'm going to set a thumbnail for you.
Have you got music?
Okay.
How do you copy Art?
I'll take it.
Well, it's a good job.
Look, it's all you got on Bob's.
I don't do anything else.
I
Know no Nazi Nazi
You can only be out of sight if you know about your...
We have no folder.
Holy shit, I'm in.
Oh, come on.
What's that?
It's a bird.
What?
It's a tree.
It's a chaser.
I
No, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
No!
Are you a fucking brother?
Dude, I just want to finish.
I want the paint of droid.
No, you're mad!
That's not...
Don't worry, I'll actually paint it.
You're not.
You're not!
Yeah, I'm getting rid of it.
You'll get it.
You'll get it.
That's not the paint.
You don't want it?
It's not actually paint.
You want it?
Yeah.
Can we fight?
Yeah.
I thought it was some kind of shit before.
I didn't fight him before.
I know where he is.
Where?
I thought that was close though.
I didn't know where he was any more.
Have you checked the bathroom?
Have you checked his room?
I don't know.
I think he locked himself in there.
Alright guys, see you in five minutes to go, go into the living room, oh fuck it I was
in there fucking five minutes ago I know I said cheers to that, is that the bill?
Closer.
Closer.
Not the bell.
Not the bell.
Please, not the bell.
Please, not the bell.
Please.
Not everything on the eye is what it seems.
Not everything behind the eye of the holder shall be seen.
It's cool.
Bill's gonna lose me there.
I think it's beauty's in the eye.
Oh, no.
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's cool.
I didn't watch it.
I mean, it's still looking pretty good.
And there's paint.
Where's it going?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Can I see you there?
What?
Bill.
I'm getting paid.
You're mad as well.
What's going on in here?
I'm playing.
You may as well.
What's the issue? I don't understand.
Oh, Charles, I've been doing...
Yeah, Charles?
No, no, no. It isn't safe.
Yeah, it's okay.
Where are the wires?
I think we have a buggy walkie-talkie over here.
I'm on my way to the other room.
Come back here.
I'm walking over here.
Yeah, I'm right here.
I think we have a buggy walkie-talkie over here.
There are stairs.
There are stairs.
Hi, son.
I don't think we have a seat.
What are you going to say there, Taze?
What?
What are you going to say?
No.
You sure?
That's not.
Don't ask me that.
I'm getting nothing to say.
You going to false it?
No, Dad.
At 11 o'clock you can get to see that trying to puff in.
It's Chesham.
It's Chesham.
Is it?
No.
It's Chesham.
It's a coffin.
What?
A loom.
It's Chasar.
It's Chasar.
Is it?
Chasar!
What are you going to say, mate?
It's ended it.
I know you meant the window's just open, but you said it's the way it is.
I think you might have seen it on the train.
But you didn't take that one.
He's not looking there.
There's no ways of that.
I'll brush that out.
But that's fine.
Mm-hmm.
Sometimes...
You would never admit to someone who is evil.
You don't have to harm someone.
He would never admit to telling me that he's evil.
You don't have to harm someone
to get your revenge.
You just make him look a bitch.
Who's the one running around scared?
Ain't me.
What, we'll talk all the doors in the house?
That's what I was doing.
Ever doing the harm?
You can't get back in.
What about the front door?
The front door, you can get back in.
That's why I've got the fucking head butch.
He's a pig.
Um, ghost on him then.
Nah, I've found that off.
What are you doing all day today?
Nah, I'm almost still good, you've got to go.
Let's try and pass it on then.
I'm going to mix myself.
No worries.
You alright, Max?
You alright, mate?
Do you think we're going to catch him here, then?
Pardon?
I'm gonna catch him now.
What the fuck?
Why'd you steal his tags off if you don't take me back?
I'm gonna give it a try tomorrow.
With that?
May as well innit?
So you don't wanna get wore on it?
Not really now, I'm trying yesterday.
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Can I put my shades on?
Just... I could ask?
Yeah, you can ask.
Hello.
When the size of the mammoth, I'm gonna hear you move.
When you move like a butterfly, I'll see you move.
I suppose if that's when you hear it, when you...
M-Y-K Chazza, I'll see you under here.
I'm here.
Open the door, Chills!
Open the door, Chills!
Open the door!
Looks like it's black in there now.
It looks like it's black in there, I'm looking under.
It's going out.
Ooh.
I like that.
A little red they're going down there.
Oh, what's the mood there now?
I can't have a track.
Newbies Max here. Don't waste any more of my time.
Crack on my stream.
Money starts being a fucking pusse.
I like that.
How do you do that?
I've got a pistol.
I've got a door.
That's behind you now.
Do you like to come up with this thing?
You've got to put your hand down.
Yeah, because I thought you'd be doing something in the room.
I'm sorry.
Why would I do that?
I brought you a fucking fridge.
And I peaked everyone's room and did yours now.
Babe, babe.
Put this thing on.
Mate, wait a minute.
I'm shitting you tomorrow.
You know, there's nothing peaking you tomorrow.
No, I don't believe you.
Okay, guys, I'll just cut the edge for a second.
Honestly great for New lot, I'm gonna...
You fucking eyeball you bastard, you're the only one who fucking...
Ahahahahaha!
Follow his pain.
What the fuck he shoot me for?
What is he fucking mean, Mike?
Mean Mike!
It's waterproof.
Is that waterproof?
Thank you very much.
Sorry, I'm not full.
Fucking bastards.
You're good for my Samsung waterproof?
I thought my Samsung has colors.
Alright.
Yeah, I'm on call me mate.
I'm on call mate, yeah.
Shocking, can't say a thing.
Give it a little more insight into my life mate.
That fucking...
I'm actually going home
shucking it.
What the fuck?
Don't scream or walk, brother.
Stop screaming, it's tight.
Do you even stop screaming?
You start to stop.
Do you even start to do what?
Do you even start to do what?
Oh, yeah, I deserve it. Do what you need to do. I think he's used it all.
Out of the round, back in the air.
Back in the air.
Right down backwards.
I had a thought for the next one.
One job.
Oh, what a thought!
Move. Down.
One more. On your knees.
On your knees.
Live execution.
Look at the socks for anything. Look at me.
Now it's open.
What? It's fucking the fuck like that?
Alright.
Here he is.
Live execution.
What the fuck?
No, you can't.
This is so experience.
I thought I'd be part of a placaca in the above house.
This is the new one.
We're going to go stunt in there, oh.
Just wanted to have a curry.
You're going to fucking make one then?
We didn't.
Is that curry making or is it?
Yeah.
There's no wine there's more.
No that's false in a bit but I'm going to stop.
I'm looking for the best.
Yeah sorry, it's just sort of my life really.
I'm still going to go stunt in there.
Yeah I've got it.
I got it.
You going to tell them what?
Of course.
Yeah, I'll tell you that.
Ready to go?
You don't think it's happening to you?
You going like that?
No, no.
It says, it says, it says, it says.
How do you get a chance to do it?
No, it says, it says.
Luckily the shower was warm.
No, no, no, no.
No, no idea.
Warm person touched my heart.
Can I go and soot myself out?
You've got to pray to God, Gaffin.
You've got to pray to God.
Pray to God.
I don't know.
Sorry, I fucking messed up on this one.
Fuck you all.
You had one job.
You ruined it.
It wasn't the biggest checkmate, I thought, sorry.
Yeah, and you just chucked in the bin.
Oh!
Shut up, shut up.
Why do you need me to teach you?
You know what, I'm round one.
They'll be around soon.
I'm just gonna go.
I feel a bit wet.
Yeah, you see.
Fuck you.
Go stand in then.
Do you know where we're off to?
Five hours forty-seven minutes.
You can come in Celine.
Ladies and gentlemen, the meeting of the chat for Celine.
That's me.
You've got an ingest on the thing, you're ingesting, aren't you?
It is.
It should be third, ingest.
Tays, third ingest there.
Watch this for each...
So, I'd message and just pick that.
That's just on your own, isn't it?
Let me take a picture.
Do you do you?
Sleam and bring him.
Do you want to go? Pardon?
What connected this?
Yeah, I don't know, I see.
So you get no wire?
Yeah, yeah, I get that.
However, I don't know if you can connect it to the streamwamps.
Do I need to connect it to streamwamps?
So how does it know what's in you?
You just click it.
How did Genki use that?
Did you just plug it into the PC?
You got a gox mark label?
Yeah.
Connected to the PC?
So then how do I make that control my Spotify?
You've got IRL on the text?
I know you had it actually.
I think you can put your headset into the work.
Well I don't know for the moment either.
What do you want about that?
No you can't. Oh what you mean?
You got to get the tune, is it on?
Yeah. Oh he's getting changed?
Yeah, he's got his branch.
Oh you're finally getting what?
We're a dyna. David Werthson.
I want my guy's song.
We're dyna. David Werthson.
I want my guy's song.
I can't tell you guys.
Yeah. Yeah sure.
You have to go somewhere. Yeah.
We've got one we've got the big batch, you know.
I'll be back soon, we don't have...
I don't...
We only need one camera here, we don't have a...
So...
Use your batteries on my camera.
Do we say he does look mad close?
So yeah, like on the corner?
Who does?
I don't know if you like using...
I don't mind.
I don't mind.
Do we say if you look mad close?
I don't know, yes.
Fuck your money, yes.
So you've got him there for the whole time?
Can we go to him?
No.
I'll be trying your first thing above us, right?
Well, you know, walked into the doors, first Pakistani tip, into the boba's.
I'll tell you what, I've got two there now.
Moving on.
Yeah.
Then got, you know, then got...
Interrogated.
Interrogated. Oh, one second, need to show you something.
No, not one.
Not one.
not one so just can they see that they can see it hold on let's just tell you
Brian this is your screen yeah try that they can definitely see it and then
I'm just going to have a look at that.
Yeah.
Just have a look at that.
Funny is it?
Is that funny too?
Because I've been carrying it for 10 minutes
and then he handcuffed me
to the balcony for another 15 minutes.
No, it's not.
I need fruit to eat at the balcony.
Oh, no, I didn't.
Sun-Yin? That wasn't it.
He lost his shit today.
Say you won't lie, wasn't you?
We'll lie, you know what I mean?
Oh, okay.
Say you won't lie, you don't know.
Say you won't lie, you didn't.
I was sort of taken, you know?
I'm lying.
He's lying.
He's lying.
What is it?
Say they were both as one as each of our other.
What does Sun-Yin mean?
You don't.
You don't get the law.
Just Google Sun-Yin.
Stupid.
Yeah, you don't get the law buddy. You don't get the law buddy.
You know you don't get cancelled.
No, we didn't. You only get cancelled if you want to get cancelled.
No, but you need to see some fucked ones.
Ah!
I don't know what it was, but you saw it on the scene, fucked them all.
You talked about some hours.
A viral nonsense ticked up me, but you kept it said, we've crammed one.
Click the images.
Sister fucker.
Sister fucker.
What?
Say what?
Come on Matt
So you're confirmed from chat?
What was his character?
Wait I can record you in it
Confirmed from chat I won't get cancelled I've seen
I don't want to fucking get cancelled I think you will
I don't want to
Do you mind if I just sit here just for just two minutes?
Just so then I can just say that I was
I've taken over the stream for just two minutes
Bunch on
I don't want to do anything
Oh, I don't even know anything.
Yeah, I mean, that's the full up.
Benchard. Benchard. Benchard.
Benchard. Benchard.
You can't sit in front of the shop now.
So I can't sit on the chair? No.
Benchard. Benchard.
Benchard.
Do you know what it means? Yes.
What does it mean?
It's telling. It's telling.
Sister fucker.
It's a different word.
Yeah, that's what it means, yeah.
That's what it means, it means you're like...
Cheers, mate.
Hopefully you still like some of these in your room.
Oh, thank you.
You bought these?
Yeah.
Did you?
Yeah.
That's by the Selim Technology Enterprises.
Right.
And where did you get them from?
Salim Technologie in Jamaica
Oh that has got to be racist
Dude, what? You just said Salim
It has got to be racist
Just because I've heard of something doesn't mean I've had it
You said from Salim Enterprises or did you make them?
Yeah, it's a company that I own
Salim Technologie Enterprises
So did you make them?
Yeah, put them on another one
They are good then.
Not seen it, it doesn't work.
Yeah, because the police didn't do it properly, that's why.
Right, problem.
Goal starting then.
We're going.
We're going, Richard's out there.
Is he coming?
He's hanging in.
Yeah, I know there's no door, your hands won't come.
Hands won't come, really fuck.
Can I ask you some personal, what do you like on Strings above and on mate?
Yeah, Nate we're just waiting on Chazamate.
You can actually just watch him, sir.
That's true.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
Samson watch.
Thops frame the way you're deck.
Yes, third of top.
Top leg there.
I know, but you've got your belly now.
I'll see you later, mate.
Have a good one.
It's a bit hard.
You fucking clown.
What a great man.
Tehra.
Tehra.
Just try it if you don't want to give anyone.
I'm not giving you.
What's that?
I trusted you there.
If you do anything, he'll shut you down on you.
So will I.
Wait, how do I do this?
How do I do this?
Enjoy the horror.
Oh, sorry.
Wait, how do I do this?
Yeah.
How do I do this?
Enjoy the horror.
Oh, sorry.
Shit, dude, dude.
I'll let you go back to your immersion one minute.
Oh, shit.
Which one is the on?
I'll have a little bit around that, too.
I'll have a little bit around that, too.
Let's go on.
Let's go on.
No, let's go on.
Um...
I'll greet you soon, man.
Hi.
Because I honestly, before made you look a bitch.
Yeah.
Can I smoke your balls with a bottle?
Yeah, if I'm talking to a thousand people, you make such a little bitch and you climb
14 boys
thats good
you can have one please
i like to have hard drives
that's right i have hard drives as well
close your hands
that's good boys
it was a wonderful and nice kind of hard drive
that is fucked up it would be really funny though
put your hands up
just fucking do it
just fucking do it
Fuck you.
You need a little bit of water.
Just fuck you down.
What? What? What?
Where's your cheek?
Put your hands out.
Oh!
Oh my god!
It's water!
Oh my god!
It's me and Sam who started the watch, mate.
I've missed you mate. You've actually done nothing but I thought I'd get you anyway.
I've been in Mexico!
Yeah you've been in Mexico. You've been in Croatia.
In Greece.
In Greece. You've been everywhere. In Turkey. You've been in Turkey as well.
Honest sir.
Just going home mate?
Yeah just going around there.
I should do that more often.
Now you've shared it.
Now you've shared it.
What's wrong?
I'll just open the bottom and I'll really appreciate that.
Thank you.
You've got to unbox the top and then open the bottom.
Wow.
I'm gonna take a few more presents from my watch.
Mine is fake.
Let's go.
Alright, this is a family present.
I don't have money, but I will do good in the show.
Do you like mine?
Wait, we'll give you one more proper presentation.
There was a bit of an ice cream mason from the Toad Blast.
Ah, Cheddar.
Cheddar.
Can anyone just tell them, tell James what you put them on?
Bowl.
What?
This is a bowl.
Bowl?
Yeah, but a bowl.
Do you guys say it weird or not?
A bowl.
A bowl.
A bowl.
Say gold ball.
Gold ball.
A gold ball.
Back of tongues with the fear.
Gold bull.
Oh, what's that?
Gold, eh, the burglar.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Do you want to check the store?
Nah, matter of fact.
They're trying to match my figure.
Thank you.
You might need a spoon.
Yeah.
No, there's a spoon.
The phone was in the other screen.
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot.
It's supposed to be good, and then we'll have to do a test on the other side of the bone.
They're right in the middle.
You might want to take a garbage off and get inside.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you hope Max and the girl are on my note.
Oh!
It's gooey.
It's gooey.
Yeah, not much gooey, but it's summit.
It could be because it's been cool and down for a bit.
Ah, that'll be why, yeah.
But Max, you don't burn your mouth because it looks really hot, you know.
It's just bloody awful.
It's alright, I'll try it.
I'm not going out for a honeycomb ice cream.
Burn it alongside that.
I gotcha.
I would say, the crumbleness of the outside, the
crispiness is just right
The ice cream compliments that because it's cold frozen with the steaming hot giving side
And overall a success
Thank you chef. No problem.
Oh that's ours. That's ours chef.
Chef. Thank you chef. Thank you chef.
You're very welcome. No thank you.
I'm so worried about it. Actually good.
Very good. You want to try it?
It's really good.
Can I actually have some more?
Nice.
That's a good one, huh?
No, there's some more.
We only need one of those right once.
Right.
I need the bowl.
You can take that one because I'll take that one.
This one?
Yeah.
Cheers mate.
This one's even more pretty good.
Oh my god, that's so good.
I'm not fucking waiting for that to go through anymore.
Hmm?
So, let's go.
I don't know what she was saying.
She was a retailer.
Yeah.
I had a psychic killer, wasn't I?
What?
A psychic gave me, Tayden, and JQ.
You did a wifi while I was there.
I'm not even going to hold it.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
She came and gave me a read-it.
Some cards.
Seriously?
What did she say?
She said,
Thank you. She said, are you going to Miami? I said, I've got the list somewhere.
No, I'm going to Miami.
She said, are you going to Miami? I said, I'm not.
She went, there you are, I'm not.
She went, I'm tired, you're going to go Miami.
Then after she went, Jinxie brings me.
He goes, I've got a world cup sweet in Miami for the round of 16 if you like her.
What the fuck?
No, no.
That's actually weird. She knew someone in my family was trying for a baby, which no one knows other than family
And then she said a lot of things. It was true about me as a person
Now she think you're breathing
Yeah, and she said that she reached out to my grandfather
What?
You must say.
That's mental. Cheers.
But do you not think they feel so much shit on the wall?
Well, this is the thing, she landed pie and ties and weren't very accurate.
It's a bit like who do you believe and what do you believe.
But maybe she's going to read specific people.
I think you could be red if you want to be red.
I think that's true.
Yeah, I heard that.
I think you could see her once off.
That is quite scary.
Yeah, go outside.
Outside. I actually really like that.
What's the test?
Do you know if you're getting changed?
I'm trying to take 20 minutes to get changed.
Can you do that, slow?
Try to for the win, mate.
That was gorgeous.
Thanks.
Do you want a try, bro?
Do you want to go?
Do you want more, this one?
Or do you want more, this one?
Oh, my God.
I like that.
It comes with my mom.
Yeah, sure.
Try that.
Do you want a try?
Do you want a try?
He doesn't like kidney.
He established this.
He doesn't like it.
Do you want a try?
I'm not talking to him.
I don't know, it's actually good.
Yeah, right?
It's alright.
It's a long one, yeah.
Have you got AIDS or HGAC?
It's not HGAC.
It's HIV.
It's really good, you know.
No, not at all.
Not at all, bro.
It's alright.
I've got some of those for H.
Yeah, some of that.
What?
Hint.
Hint of virus.
Hint of virus.
I got it, brother.
I like that.
I'm bored.
How long have you been doing this for?
Cooking?
15 minutes to cook?
You've been in there for hours.
No, we're on a stop in West Gales.
Do you want to be a veganist?
No, I'm a veganist.
Do you want to try a slice on the beach?
I'm all right.
This is soft.
Hey, can I have the dinner first?
You don't got the...
We didn't eat you for dessert?
Oh, we don't actually.
That's true to be fair.
Margarita, thank you for the...
Margarita!
Give me one, Mark.
I'm not open my legs.
Give me two, Margaritas.
I'm going to put it in your butt.
No.
Mark, I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I don't think that was it.
Thank you, you should come and send it.
Thank you very much.
Ah!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome to do that.
Hey.
I know.
Chance.
What?
Chance ended.
You've ended?
You've ended.
Oh, OK.
We'll take it away, I'll go upstairs.
Say hello to my mate.
Chad, thank you so much for watching today's stream.
We're done.
We're done for ages, Chad.
I can't lie.
I was going to go ghost hunting,
but I've just had a shout out while I chilled out.
I'm probably going to go watch a film on FaceTime today, so...
Chat, a new lot of the fucking goats.
We've been live for 11 hours today, which is unreal.
So, I'll see you all tomorrow, Chat.
I'm not sure what time, but we'll think of something.
I love you all immensely.
Have a great night, Chat.
And, uh...
Chat, I love you all more than the planet.
And I'll...
Pardon me. I'll see you all tomorrow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was a gift.
That was...
Fucking hell, we're back. There we go.
What's going on with fucking Chaz?
I know he's ended.
The boss called, yeah, 100%.
Tasing his cat, yeah, but Chaz, I don't know what I'm going up.
20 to 12, I need to be home.
I've got a winter in the morning
No, I'm open to go ghost hunting. I just don't know if I'm gonna do it today. That's my point
That's my only predicament
You said you would yet? Oh, it's so annoying. Just fucking people don't listen. I'm fully
aware I said I would and I'm more than happy to but just go a different day because I've
got up at seven o'clock in the morning hello yo what do you say I'm in the car
how are you going yeah but how far is it we're going cuz I what I'm up early
About 25, I am as well, I've got two, I don't know.
About 25, is that, yeah, probably let's tell them
about 25, 22, what's their math?
25.
That one.
Right, whatever, I'll just probably
watch Dream tomorrow, that's fine, no worries.
You don't have to, mate.
No, my chat's on me to go, so I'll go on,
then I'll just not stream tomorrow.
You don't want it don't know I get that
So I'll see you in a minute
Right, I'm gonna go and say I can't because taz's injustice gone
I'm gonna have no sleep I can't I can't on taz's injustice
Yo
I can't come with you cuz I can't get your ingest
I can't because I can't move, we've got no batteries.
You've got a camera battery, so I've got batteries as you ask.
What's that?
That's what I mean.
If you've got a spare battery, can you go?
For what?
Everything.
Everything.
Charles!
And Charles, do you want to have spare batteries?
Yes.
I can just put your stream on.
I've texted the TV you guys as well so they should text you as well so yeah we've got
a spare battery so it's okay sorry boy there's an on beat in your head sorry
he's okay he's coming what are you saying he's coming yeah well if you got what
join us to say our car or like I don't know if I jump in this it's not great is it
No chance isn't coming to ease. No, I'll just put your stream on.
No, I mean, what, you all the time, do you come up with one?
No, I just put your stream on.
Why, that's huge, me, I mean, you can just jump there.
There we go.
Can you just get to my room?
Yeah, but I don't.
Three of us there.
Right, chat.
I know you changed your tune, that's interesting.
No, I want you to call it.
I'll still be live tomorrow, just not for long.
Right, because I've got something to do tomorrow anyway.
But yeah, chat, I will be back on TZStream in a minute.
Give me a minute if you have time. Just put some training on.
Say no more.
Why don't you just drive it and we can drive the fuck out of the way?
I thought we just fucked him off rapid.
It makes sense for him to come out. One coming and then the two in for it.
Yeah exactly, you don't want to burn one coming and walking them out.
Can you go to sleep tomorrow now?
He doesn't...
Chat, you don't have to call him, do you know?
I do it on my own, no matter what, I mean I'm not waiting for him, I'm still gonna go
if you don't.
Well, thank you for the gift, I'd appreciate you a lot, well thank you so much.
By the way, don't, uh, if you remember me, if he's not streaming tomorrow, it's not my fault, do you know what, I'm going no matter what, like I'm not pressuring him into coming.
I think we don't mind if he does, or doesn't, do you know what I mean, I get it.
Stop making him go.
No, I think it shows it's there normal. I knew it shows it won't come in here.
Yeah, it shows like this. I see it. Yeah, it shows like this.
I haven't switched it up yet.
Right, I'm actually just fucking...
Naked
We need we need things that we can charge this in the way
I thought you need a charger you need like a
Yeah, it's that
No, it's not that
If you've got one of them things in it I thought it only had
Is that charge you sure you know
He's trying to beg me if I'm to go then he said if he does he wants me tomorrow now they're begging him not to go
Oh, bro, what's he thinking about out here then if he's not coming?
He's feeling bad now
Um camping is tomorrow, yeah
Camping?
What?
Camp's supposed to be here but it depends what time you start because I'm shooting with a finger until
So I think I'm shooting to half one and then I'm going to my grandkids to watch the city
game again.
So that's at three, so that'll be done for five, so I could stream after that.
Obviously Heather as well, because she's been at a funeral tonight and I couldn't go.
But yeah, if they're doing the camping thing tomorrow night, I'll be able to go check.
I'll do it if they're going tomorrow night.
What's he doing in the comment?
Yeah, he's calling me bro, he's just putting shoes in.
Chata, you've been streaming so much, usually, haven't it?
I've been putting them hours in chat.
See, it's more off now.
cause to do in a company shoot is a big dream. I do what I do.
Just depends.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah...
Chat, should we give him the full music experience?
I don't think Ginger's had the full music experience out there.
I don't know.
chat would you want me to make like haunted and like exploring videos like for youtube
like the joel ones back in the day yeah he was a liar but he's hard can you do streams as well
like it's hard to filter what's a stream idea in it and a video idea like all my youtube video
ideas i've just been putting in a streaming section recently
we could stream them in it because the stream of me was
I think everyone's there.
It's a bit off, that's a bit of a failure, don't open the ADE bags please.
I get why you said that, I think.
It's a good open.
Yes, bro.
I hope we will be able to get the weapons behind me in the tunnel.
You are.
Yeah, let's just be them.
Let's get a few shots.
Let's get a few shots.
Let's get that.
Let's just get in the middle of the tunnel.
What?
do if you can. Nah nah. Middles probably better for a titty. Bro don't make your fucking
car turn into your last one. I won't but it's fucking, it's the scruffy clunce you get in it bro.
Don't blame me. It's the scruffy clunce you get in it though. It's all your clothes. It's not. There it is, there's my clothes.
Yeah
Yeah
Oh thank you NYK Chance for switching
Wait a sec!
That means a lot brother, thank you bro
Yeah
Chat please, if you go live tomorrow
just remind me to get a fucking
the mobile violator to come around
because I need the outside of my car clean as well
Will you be on me about it please?
Because I like to make me do it in Texan
No Jake, no.
Do you want to sit in the middle or do you want me to sit?
No, the Irish for he's not cross.
Watch out for the red section.
Yo.
Hey, it's Ace.
Yo.
You alright?
Yeah, you the one.
Yeah, I'm still trying to wonder how that fridge ended up there.
It was weird that bro.
How did you get a fridge on?
I don't know.
I don't know.
How did you get a fridge?
It was really fucking weird.
Where did that fridge even come from?
That's why I was thinking, yeah.
Sorry. No, you were not.
You were? No, I was just going to say.
Do you have lights on here, Tase?
Yes.
Oh, there we go.
Cheers. Right, I've got you up in our chat.
So how does ghost hunting work then?
So we've got some ghost hunting equipment.
No, you take some off there.
Yeah. Why?
Because you're not either keeping them on to drugs.
It's not a camera.
It's just a...
Who the fuck is this taxi?
Someone's taxi. Who the fuck knows?
Do you want to play some music on?
Errrr, oh fuck you now.
What?
The track.
It's one of Manchester's most haunted places.
Is it?
Yeah, like Jamia.
Sazoo?
Errrm, it's such a...
No, it happens.
What makes it?
I think a lot of people died in there.
In here? What is that building?
No.
It's probably going to sell off.
It's haunted, a lot like by certain things.
Cheese.
Is there a USB slot in there?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I got the chance.
USB slot.
I said to you, oh USB is right there.
Yeah, oh USB.
Nice.
Woah.
Jack, it's not really good vibe for you, man.
I don't want to go to them.
Yeah, definitely a good vibe for a fucking 8-man.
When is the vibe for him, man?
Like, part-life and shit.
Yeah.
In its days.
What do you?
And then we fast forward to...
That's just a little liquor on that.
I was thinking about what I was buying.
Nice being good.
Yeah, nice being good.
Did you feel welcomed, I'm sorry, that's the main thing.
As soon as you want, Tim, did you get welcomed?
Yeah, yeah.
The welcoming was nice, it was good for you.
God, that's the main thing. That's what we strive for.
Didn't Jake usually abuse you?
Well...
He seemed to me and said,
Brown.
We just seen you and said Brown.
Well, he said something to Brown. The thing is that he's not Brown.
He's something.
And you don't want to?
He is my ex-co-man
Sometimes it happens, doesn't it?
Sometimes it happens
It shouldn't happen
It shouldn't
Do you enjoy being in handcuffs?
Er, no
But me
Oh
But I would rather be between us
Yeah
No, not in a way
I mean
Who told finding you for the gift is what I could do
You know I open the door so I don't get a fucking car sick with the way you drive
Open the window mate
Is that why?
Yeah
I don't drive, lad
No, but when you're in the back you get the very laring of it
This is shit
I will get the laring of it
So what's the gear that we've got for Ghosthunter?
So we've got a spirit box that will speak to us if there's a ghost nearby, yeah?
We've got an EMS reader which basically ghosts the energy and this tells you in the nail.
So when this goes all red it means, ooooh.
Okay, so is that ghost in it by?
Nah, it's just because it stays in the camera.
Electric, so that's an electric kind of energy so that's how it works.
And we've also got a light.
Light me up.
So hopefully that torch won't come out.
Single press.
Single press reveal yourself.
Just pull out and go
Barely fit in those seats
Oh that's horrible that
Who dropped 5 please?
Who dropped the gifted?
Who said that?
What? Was it someone who got a 1-2?
1-2 would give a gifted
See that's the people there
You know 1-2 yeah
M?
Then you're a community now
That's the communities
Music, what kind of music do you want to track?
I'm trying to do my music, if you want it.
Yeah, I'm trying to do my music, cause I love music.
Okay.
How does that work?
Yeah, go, thank you.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fucking god.
Yeah, normally music is not what you expect.
Can we get a poll?
Not like an average 31 minutes.
Maybe it's like a battery thing.
Can we have normal music for a bit?
What do you need there? Do you have a little sing-song?
What, um, battery do you need or what?
Oh my god, no, mine. I've got three in there.
Oh, that's mine.
Yeah.
You don't want a little sing-song?
There we go.
What are you feeling them, see how?
Um...
They lend you.
They lend you?
We can hear Chaz on the mic, Chaz is in my room, I've messaged Chaz Chaz, I hope he's not
I don't know, yeah.
I'll be in this car tomorrow, blah.
You did that for us
So good
I'm back to you now
I want it
I want it, I want it
It was my reaction on the last
It was for us
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
I've got no chance
It's called Blackbird
Blackbird
Blackbird
I just need to change their payments
Even if it leaves no way
I feel myself fall inside
Here you go, Chuck
Right here
Chuck, I'm getting out of there
All this looks to blame
He's saving me
He walks, he sits down, he turns the talk
He smiles politely back to you
You step politely right on through
Some sorrow in the tune of your right
She goes left, you stay right between the lights
A fair flame, you begin to wonder why you can't breathe
Did I go wrong?
I lost my faith
Somewhere along in the dead of night
But I stayed up with you all night
And I know that I'm still alive
I'm a coward, I won't let you know that
Cause after all you two don't bat ass
Just look past this dance
Without dancing in silence
The louder it's done, the more it's wrong
This is so tomorrow's on
Pray to God He is you
And I pray to God He is you
I
Covered up
One minute chat, everyone come to 10 minute, quick, back to change, let's go!
Back to chat.
Let's head over back, we're not back yet.
Yeah, we're on.
How many seconds did he say we give us?
I don't know.
What?
No.
It took about 13 seconds.
How many did you usually take yours?
I didn't fucking know.
No, but ours.
Yeah, ours.
We took it off.
It used to turn off.
Yeah, mine used to as well.
And then they put something on it now.
It still takes like 15 seconds.
Sometimes it can, you know.
Well, it's tuned coming out though.
You're a lightest one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, you're a lightest one.
I was having a good time then, as well.
I know.
Light bulb?
Nah, you're a son of a s***, this one's the one.
Nah, it's good. You like it.
You're a s***, man. You're a s***.
Well, let's get drunk.
Open my heart and call my mouth.
This is what heartburners want.
This music has to work its own.
And all the things that we've overcome.
Bring it on to life's coin.
We're doing it all this time.
Only you understand how I feel and how I feel
Cause I know I'm doing it again
You won't judge me just like someone else
Okay, I'll turn the mic
Oh, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind
I'm not tired of living and dying
You can change all about the world
Once you're out by the time
Just you and I, just you and I
Won't you be on my mind?
My keychats
I'm just like a song for the first time in my life
Just you and I, just you and I
Let's get through, remember this about the day
I'm gonna walk knocking
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
As a mackie's out there
I was a kid till I was born
Don't know what's up with the golden
Oh
I've seen you all the time, I've seen you all the time, has it?
Do you know how to get out?
It's been cool, it's been cool with you all the time.
Come out, come out this way.
How do you dare this one?
I've got the flashlight on.
Oh, it's a bit dark.
Oh!
Okay, you genuinely just need to find the power, bro.
Well, I'm just going to go for a quick nature, if I call.
Go for it, mate.
I'll get myself prepared.
Hello, chap.
I'll back you to your face.
No, you can't.
It might be better if you just carry it.
Did that fuck the camera up?
Yeah.
I'll leave it for now, just use this.
It's that bad, you need to...
Right, let's call it a day.
Are we ready for this shit?
Yeah, Max is just having a nature.
Do you want to play it at the camera?
Is the one on here that work?
Yeah, but it just fucks the camera up if I break it.
Yeah, that's what I mean, it ain't meant to be fucking all sunshine and rainbows, mate.
We've got an ice hole setting on so it makes it look bright when it's really, really dark.
Do you want to show them how dark it really is?
Well, I can tell by the fact that this screen looks...
Well I mean by the way, with great respect to you, we fucking can't even flashlights.
Yeah, chat, do you want us to show you how dark it really is?
Did you bring the equipment, Micah?
Yes.
You got it?
Yeah, I will.
Tell me when you want me to do the thing.
I just got to go in the form.
Er, the same, turn the mic up now.
Well, yeah, I'm supposed to tell you that, trust me.
I'm just telling you that I'll accept that.
Put a flat on it, so.
Did you come in when you were a kid?
What?
You ever come in when you were a kid?
Cool.
Yeah.
I know but like at this time of night when you're smoking, splashing something.
Here's some of that.
What?
A bit of bass.
Yeah we used to always come in.
It's a pretty good salad spot as well.
You want to see how dark it is? Can you turn the ice on just to show them for two minutes?
How dark it really is. My mother can't see shit.
That does not look nice, does it Matt?
Checking it's deep.
That's how dark it really is, Jack.
That's how dark it really is.
Oh my god, bro, what nice flashbang dude, what is someone doing down here?
What's going on?
Why are you carrying that?
What can we get by?
What can we get by?
What are we carrying? I'm probably fishing.
Fishing? I have to travel!
Do you know what that is?
Nah, but honestly, I've met devil watchers in there.
Oh, my mother's life.
We've come here and he's devil watchers.
I'm almost there.
No, you're not.
Come on, James, come on.
Oh, boys, come on.
I said stop for love.
He's gone.
Stop for love, bro.
Nah, the fact that there's people over there is weird.
We'll try to tell them and see what they're doing.
I'd rather go and speak to them.
What?
The idea?
Whatever you do, if they ask you for anything, say no.
Oh, what?
Because if you agree...
You've actually seen them.
Nah, but...
I was going to film this, was I ever waving?
People do fish on this.
At night?
Do you think I could come here?
We just saw people and they heard me.
Yeah, apparently they've never watched it this way.
That's lovely.
This guy came out with a knife.
He came out with a knife?
Two girls came out with masks on.
I knew he was like what he was doing and he was like how?
He was sacrificing things in the woods
By the way my mother's wife and me she dropped down there and now we met
Devil worshiped her
Right well I'll just go bro
I'll try to listen to all this devil worshipers
What does that even mean though?
Hey we checked the...
Nah I'll wait till it deepens in the woods
How far's the walk?
Is it long track or?
As long as you wanted to be
What's that over there?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Sit down.
Sit down.
No, I'm not okay.
Oh, you're still walking like a GT character.
Look at the stairs.
Ah, no, what's going on?
What?
It's not going.
It's alright, what's going on?
I think so, it's going alright.
By the way, just what you know.
Yeah, I'm dummy talking now.
Yeah, on my mother's life, I've worked on it.
Yeah, you said it's working out.
Mother's life.
Yeah, you're gonna have to work on it.
It's like that.
By the way, on my mother's life, I've worked on it.
On my dad's life, I've worked on it.
Alright, so we're going in the woods, but we're going round.
No, we're going round the fishes, the pond, we walk round there and then we go into the actual place.
Are we going just in this? No, no, no. I will, okay, I've got one in the morning.
No, it's not a lump. No, I've got a sheet back as well.
Your career is shit, man, are we?
I don't want to make it.
Ah!
Worked like that, didn't it?
This is a blue map.
Yeah, look into the air loa, that's what you see.
What are you doing over there?
I'll see, you know.
By the way, this is like a middle part,
and some old fucks you supposed to throw in there.
The more you thought, the less I believed you, so I just shut the fuck up.
Yes, I'm not a child, I'm not wearing the weave, man.
I thought you asked if you were, though.
Leave it in the sea.
You know?
So where's the point where the ghost spawner?
Where's the ghost spawner?
Apparently.
Yeah, but where are we tracking them, you know?
Shit.
Yeah, it's gonna work.
I'm on the vibe now.
You're on the vibe, you know?
I am not on a vibe this way bro.
Where's the box?
But why is the guy with the hat not there no more?
I don't know why.
Are we going home?
Sure.
We're going home.
You're crossing the spawn canvass.
Come on.
You need the box.
I know he is usually a box flying on your head.
Nooo, it's the door!
I saw you do your right in a minute.
You don't know what I'm seeing.
What? What's that?
I don't feel lost over there.
I've had more signs over there, yeah?
I hope so.
It's the door.
It's like in a chat.
I can't see who's going to go in that light.
But no one's there, no one's over there.
I hope not.
Should I just go through?
No, that is actually weird though.
Let's not worry about it.
Oh, I think Tom's coming out.
I'm not supposed to be looking.
Are we hitting the right here?
No, I'm not supposed to be looking.
I'm not supposed to be looking.
What the hell was that?
What else did you do?
What do you think?
It was fishing.
Yeah, it was a good one.
Very good to get your rod out of there, right?
Make sure you go back to that right.
How long do you know I'm a fish for?
Yeah.
Is it?
No, brother.
Have you caught much today?
No, brother.
No, brother.
Have you caught much today?
Yeah just keep today.
How long have you been here?
5 seconds.
How long did you know I was going to stay for?
Yeah it's night.
Really?
Pretty relaxing out here though.
Not finding it creepy on your own?
No.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Alright you have a fucking, you have a good night mate.
Good luck mate.
See you later.
See you guys at Narmateeds.
You five seconds.
I should do it once every night, I think it would be a bit better.
Do you have a smile and get a fucking night?
You can put it on.
I didn't grow up here mate, but I know what it's about.
It's not going to end up on a T-shirt.
NYK, can you get the fuck out of this god you scruffy cunt?
Let me leave on the phone.
But it's in the same way as you.
I don't know, I'm a fucking leaving this god.
Ruining people's emotions.
He's just walking in the room, probably speaking on the mic for me first.
Fair play fishing at this time now.
Cheers.
Do you want a fair play for him for two points in the flashlights?
Fucking well spooky, this local park in it, chat.
Fucking hell.
Glad I didn't go.
flashlights are good.
Well that was good anyway, let's go.
Now I'm actually more chilled now that I've spoken to him.
But the worst kid was my nails with flashlights.
Yeah, yeah, I did see that.
By the way, this is the proper bit now.
Yeah, is it?
By the way, I think people around here, I don't think you could pay them.
I've been going to walk for over a night.
For over a year?
Yeah.
It's where the devil worshipers are.
Yeah, like jail year.
I mean, we were put in for a night out.
They were in a meeting, so some guy went,
yo!
And he turned around and he was just
full of pants down on the side.
Shit, he said, oh, no!
He hit his foot, I don't know.
I don't know why.
So he was moving that quake down his pants that night.
No, he got away on his foot.
Yeah, I was a silly player.
Yeah, he didn't think that through, did he?
No, not at all.
Not at all.
I mean, you know how bullshit, do you know what I mean?
What do you think that's like?
Well, why would you put your pants on and chase someone?
You're gonna get fire.
I mean, the night out part.
Night out walk down there.
You know what it is?
No, I can go fuck now.
Right, when should I get the bullshit out?
The fans are a bit cold so we're fucking doing it.
Probably now.
Should we do it now?
Yeah.
You want some spirit box?
Max here.
Do what, sir?
Spirit box.
She wants to put it to FM or something.
What's the spirit box?
Basically stands through radio stations or anything.
What's that?
What's that?
It's like a Mario's fucking computer.
I don't know.
Oh, I can spot.
It's a quarter panda, I think.
FM mode.
I don't know.
Oh, not far, I think it's early.
Oh, make it, haven't I?
We love it all.
We'll be back in the 1940s.
If we were, I'd have been fucking walked outside.
It's going through the radio station, trying to see something.
Do you want to be in here?
No, I'm out.
Sure?
Yep.
Is that something you want to see?
I'm positive.
What's that there?
That's what I'm talking about.
So what we trying to work out with this?
Yeah, I'm not sure what that is.
What we read it in the insert is about...
Hey, man, what's that flash?
See, it's too bright for you to come up.
What's that?
I can't see something.
It's always getting a bit orange.
Really chat, I am really chat,
but I'm also trying to keep you.
What's about we chat?
Wait, so what we trying to work out from the radio?
like it scans for a mile trying to see if you can hear a little word that's it trying to tell you things
I can hear like heart radio or something yeah that's it trying to scan things
oh my god you're dead
What about me? Shit in your name?
Shit in your name?
You see this?
Sorry guys, I'm not asking you anything.
Fucking turn that off, it's just a shit radio.
Yeah, we're getting this off or what?
You listen to the words, bro?
Yeah, I am. A different song of these three seconds.
Oh, some red activity just happened.
Did it? Yeah.
Yeah
Oh shit
Someone's free there
Yeah
Fucking turn it off then mate
Oh my god it's going red
My car's about to run out
I told you I was probably.
Nah, mine's full.
No, we're going to the dark.
And I left that.
We shouldn't do the dark anyway.
Alright, shit.
They're on the other side there, aren't they?
Nah.
I've got a matter for a big three, mate.
No, shit them up.
Nah, just shit them up, go on.
You've got your own lane, kids.
You what?
Heh.
Hm.
Is that road there, black fuck road?
You've got that road there as a fucking road,
so you wouldn't want to know, or something.
What the hell is that?
What is that on the floor there?
This is some devil worshipers.
Yeah, I think he's dead.
No, no, don't touch it.
Really, what is it?
Touch it.
He broke the house coat.
What the fuck?
Yeah, that's right.
No way.
He broke the house coat there.
That's absolutely scary, bro.
A devil, mate.
Devil, check this out.
I think he's dead.
Yeah, I think he's been pulled off somewhere.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not too worried.
Yeah, I'm not.
Well, this is the way out, though, as well.
This is the way out.
I'm not a fucking idiot.
That's not what I know.
I'm generally going home.
Yeah, can we go home?
No, I'm generally going home.
Why?
Because that's for...
What the fuck's that?
What the fuck's that?
I don't trust you.
You haven't got my trust.
Why would I trust you?
Trust me, we want them.
Trust me, we want what you think we can do.
You don't know what's in front of us so I'll go out and I'll trust you.
I'm behind you.
I'm okay bro, I know it's cool.
I'm to the side of us.
The tide is weird.
Yeah it is bro.
That's some nice coverage.
So I'm just fucking through it.
Mike, Mike!
Vote's to go home.
I'm going home, I'm going home.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
I do you don't know what you've done we used to do this right on and I just
like to see the way out when it's not just no fun mum's life
lovely fun mom's life we've got to have some fun at this time hello which of it
month let's go lights out where you going yo yo what do you do you've been
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Go on up.
Well, you can never leave the one behind.
But do you feel it?
Are you serious?
He's actually being serious.
Are you fucking coming with you, Tase, dickhead?
Are you coming with you, mate?
I'm going home.
Go and get that, alright?
He's actually being serious.
Yeah, I wouldn't have to tell him.
Alright, alright.
That's crazy.
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Well, he's actually being serious.
Leaving a man out here is crazy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is that a new logo? No, it's a new logo.
No, that's a new logo because I don't want to tell you.
I've got to get him.
No, I wouldn't swear at all, I'm a little bit of a liar from what I'm planning to do.
I was just looking the wrong way, and I said,
then if you're back, then I'm sorry.
That's the last thing I'd say about that big of a deal.
I'm all up.
I brought an M.I.S.T. all down,
and I'm one of the best people I had.
I'm the best.
I think I'm gonna have a good one.
Just think of it, you know.
Are you scared, boys?
Because you said your favorite was...
It's not a fucking demonic thing.
You said your favorite was what?
You just go on but you drove there.
Yeah, we could have shot off there, you know.
You're not even bothered?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's a fucking mess.
Yeah, boys, it's not too fire, though.
As long as you don't get to the fire.
Well, he's gonna need to keep up.
He's having a dream thing, isn't he?
Good shout, Celine.
Cinderpuff is worse.
What? Cinderpuff?
It's worse.
What the... you're not a sneaker?
Like, generally that one over there.
Because I have got one in the morning.
Who was the only one? 25 metres?
25!
What more?
What more?
Out by one.
25!
I've got a rumour done to look around.
Rumour done?
Do you know what though?
There's a fucker there.
Yeah, no, it's just a fucking...
Well, I've just realised I've just fucking...
I've been three weeks in here and I've just sent it out of the drop, you know?
Unless it's, I think, that achievable.
So, if we keep going this way...
We basically just do the fucking like that more.
Yeah, innit?
Those in colours.
No, go.
And in Manchester, four lads have gone out to ghost homes.
We're pretty deep in here.
If some mad bulls are here, we're fucked.
I'm free of them.
I'm one of them.
I'm one of them.
What is that, bro?
Are you just left out there?
I'm out.
Fucking out.
You're just running left or far in the middle of the path.
It's like you're showing the leaders to some other...
No.
And he goes to bat here then to lean more.
Don't ask that.
Don't ask that.
I mean, Green, do you know what I'm saying?
What, they ain't spawning in here?
You doing a full lap?
What, I'm going on the lane?
No, but you go up the left and I'm thinking,
it brings you on towards the park at the front.
I'm trying shit.
I'm trying shit.
That brings you on, I'm thinking that.
That's if you follow it out, you turn right.
It's just I know I'm going.
I don't care.
Viewer discretion is advised.
I wouldn't swear on my mother's life, I wouldn't, I'm James's life, I've never swore on anyone's life, I've never
I love you, I genuinely love you
Turns out you lied
Fucking hell bro, I should have done this on the daytime
Yeah, that would have been nice, huh?
Yeah, I'm the fucking brilliant, bro
Yeah, to the right, to the right.
That time was 15 minutes ago.
I thought we all would see the stream and try scary ones.
If it isn't, you want a picture.
I'll be tall as you can.
It's all she's got.
What is it?
It's all she's got.
It's just a bin.
Alright.
Do you guys see guys?
Who'll be these down for?
I can see where you're going.
You think people will be camping out here?
No.
You don't like the homeless?
You just would not camp here.
Okay.
Why?
Tonight on Love Island.
We've found a fisherman, we've just arrived.
I don't know if that's a good thing, but we've found a fisherman, we've just arrived.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that so?
If you need to be, we're really never on the motion.
Yeah.
You're talking to me as best I can.
This is you, you're people.
I must have them in the middle, but...
People what?
I thought you might have something to do with that.
I'm just going to be looking at you.
There we go.
I just want to put you in a fucking shit bag to come.
I just want to try and feel more alright.
He was never coming for no.
Ooh, someone's been here.
I don't know if I've come up to it.
I was in there, I was in there.
That's the right one.
Right, bro?
Yeah, the left path is right on the map.
What's he doing?
That's what I was doing, man.
Yeah?
Bro, I know he's left on the map.
I don't think the Fester guy actually do what I go over here this time.
Just a fucking mission.
I know, I thought she's a guy as well.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, he's a little bit of a right path, bro.
It's a right path.
Well, because...
Bro, that is good.
I think we're going to get through.
Turn it.
Possible.
Sure.
What are you doing?
Long stroll there.
Go on, that's Lance.
Long stroll.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the foot path.
He said that looks like he's...
Yeah, he said that a few times.
This is what I was going in about.
This is where the hardest stuff is supposed to happen.
Here.
If there's anyone here, meet yourself in home.
Ghost meek and eyes.
When we get to the top, we'll all be quiet and see it.
I like it.
oof
cause the man over there screwed me
he's the man who said he should have done it with you
Just... just socks it now, girl, a Tisco.
Imagine it would've.
Watch there, bro.
Why it's so bloody tall?
We get around it. There's just a straight line to the car.
Oh, right there.
That's like a thinnest line.
Is it? Not up there to the left.
Could it have been?
You know what it was.
We want Chaspard to go in.
I'm not at all to join this car.
It's always been set around his bench, isn't it?
It'll be quiet.
Sit here, mate.
Oh, that's nice speech, eh?
It's been speech a lot.
I don't know what you're doing, trying to make a noise or something.
You think I'd sit tomorrow, though, yeah?
Yo, you watch it with Swearer? Swearer's not yours, if you wonder.
I don't, yeah, fuck what he's wearing.
Who's that?
Who's the main model, is that?
Ah, it's that driver on the motorway, so did you see that car?
Of course, he fucking hit me on the outside.
Right, sit down, cos that lights them.
But sit down, boys.
Don't want to sit down.
No, we're going to try and speak to him.
I can hear what you're saying.
I'm not going to be sitting down.
Right.
If there's a ghost here, our spirit, make a noise.
I need another, um...
What the...
Make a noise and show us that you're here.
Be a noise, give me a minute.
Where's that box?
That's another spirit box.
Who's got a spirit box?
Max?
Yeah.
Max, have you got a spirit box?
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
Thanks.
Right, should we see what the story of Bogot Olkoff is?
You what?
Let's see what the story of here is.
It's here.
It's when you tell me how to store it.
It does have a story.
No, I said that.
You just fucking said it.
See, you're fucking all right in.
Right.
Manchester is, like I said, one of the most haunted locations in Manchester.
Reading in Lancashire.
The 190-acre wooded part is represented whole off of a bog up and male malevole and mischievous spirit
or boogie man that inhabits ravines that wooded areas and old ruins
So what will fucking come out?
Uh, careful what you wish for
Yeah, careful what you wish for
Oh, really?
Well, I don't know
Yeah, apparently it's mud-lighted
Seems it's in there. Here we go.
Okay. Where's the spirit box?
Let's see if it says that.
Oh no, I've got the grads.
You've got the spirit box as well.
You just passed it in?
Oh, I thought I saw one.
This has got light in it by the way.
It's just around there.
Oh, I knew I was about to die.
Oh.
Oh, man, that's funny, man, bro.
Because you've got to get to a fucking radio and it's not, it's not, it's not, it's actually not.
Keep us at a...
Green. Only green.
I'm to be ready to sink in some of the dentals.
Nah, I've got a broken back, I'm running too far.
Fuck off, let's go and run into the radio.
Green.
Red.
Green.
Fucking, I don't think there's a fucking traffic light.
where we going?
oh that's it
let me go on now
I radio in doing anything for us to taste
What is that thing up there though?
If anything is here, make a noise!
Where's the car?
If anything is here, make a noise!
There's lights over there, what is that?
Straight in front of us.
Yeah, must be.
Are we not turning back on ourselves? Are we just walking all the way around?
It's just a circle.
We're doing right here and you're straight to the point.
Yeah, it's going to be a hat.
I've been fucking late night walk though so how do I do fucking lights?
So what did you do? You used to come here,
leave the town stream.
You should ride a motorbike.
Walk about.
You know what they used to do?
They used to go in the fields and they'd drive to the motorbike.
What we used to do was...
Yeah, that would have stopped at some point.
We used to go on a night walk, so we had to get scared, didn't we?
Yeah, like this. Our times have changed.
Sound narcotics, that's a good one.
It's a good fucking place to meet people, or come on, kill me. I'm sorry, something like that.
I'll have to go the other side.
Fuck off a bin. That means someone's been here.
Surely not.
Yeah, chat pendulums an hour and a half, would you know?
If we do that, I'll just start the stream there.
Yeah, if we ever do a pendulule, which we probably won't.
I know.
I know, I won't.
I fucking watched him rap from home.
What's pendulule?
I fucking done the ACL.
What's pendulule?
Yeah.
So the story of pendulule is back in, I think it was 1400s.
Yeah.
It was a castle.
I think it was 1460, I think it was, what was it we looked at yesterday and there was a castle that loads of people got
hung in and burned.
What, and you boys are gonna go there?
Well, it's stages.
You enjoy it though, Taze, don't you?
Yeah, it's not an hour further.
Well, let me tell you something, Sambo.
Don't fucking call me a dickhead.
It fucking is an hour and a half away fucking labour. Let me take a backpack
Take a backpack
By the way, what's all that?
23 bucks charging
By the way, I'm not like, it's a mad cunt
I get scared to look at the job, I just enjoy it
You enjoy it?
I like the adventure
I think I'm intrigued
Fucking go and climb Snowden next time, I'm just intrigued
Never will dare, excuse me a fucking knob, like we lie about kindling.
If you don't see that much, go and fuck yourself.
There's a couple of fucking palm made here by Michael.
No, he was never on the floor, guy.
I was not.
How much further do we've got?
About five.
Five minutes?
Yeah.
Get ready, lads.
I'm sorry, we'll see if he walks towards us in a minute, if we do it's nothing to do
with you.
You don't get a run towards him thinking it's I've said something to you.
I couldn't get a fuck whether you have or not or when we're not running towards fucking
anyone.
Oh I'm saying it's mother's life.
Unless I see fucking, baby give me the brother sign.
Yeah, we've been a good shout to her, I tell you what, she's coming in.
fucking wouldn't that's alright for you
when you're in on it
someone bring bean on some time to end his stream
we can end his own fucking stream
are we going to move and stuff from here again?
that's a huge...
is it?
What's that max here?
Someone just thought it was not clear, I was in a fire trail for that one.
Oh shit bird.
Is that a bird?
Yeah it's a bird.
Keep checking our sixs, Lee.
Clear on the right.
No, you're clear on red.
Be ordered in after two weeks and that's the prize once.
Excuse me.
So when you used to come down here it's always like the weirdest thing you boys found.
Have you ever seen devil with this thing?
That is what it's fucking for.
What are they wearing?
What the hell is that thing?
The boy won't wear anything, the girls had masks on.
Fuck off.
Are they the end of their things?
Yeah.
This is the part that's right in it, it's the little path that's where we go.
I was scared we'd just get more.
We've got some budget here.
We've got five minutes.
Are you taking it or what?
We'll move it now.
Secure the permit.
Ten year. We're just going to move between farming steps.
I don't see any interesting piss here, things are fucking stupid, I don't fucking like it,
you stay there.
We're not fucking blind or deaf.
Bro, are you accusing me of nothing?
Because there was no urine.
We didn't hear it, bro.
I didn't see no choice, go down.
No, it's a game.
That's the matter, innit?
It piss on grass, it's silent.
It's like the fucking silence.
It's like the fucking siren, so...
I see how you laugh.
Who's listening?
I don't know, but I can hear that.
Oh, I wonder who's listening? Oh, I wonder who.
No, I see where he's going.
No, I can hear it.
Yeah, nice waterfall. Get it on this guy. Get it on this guy.
There's a main road there if you can get an eagle. Sound out, that's the rotate last time.
Edge towards the road? Yes.
You're going road? No.
That's all right, we'll go load.
Here.
Yeah.
That up, boy?
I think I'm going to go down.
Just a little bit.
I'm going to go down the house.
I'm going to go down.
Okay.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
What the hell?
Do you understand it, Michael?
No.
Go on.
Sorry Chuck, I just need the phone, so I have a make sure she's alright.
Sometimes life shit is more important to shoot than to try and solve.
Stay left here at the top. Have you got a new boat?
Yeah, I've got one.
Why didn't you just wait? I'd have just drove up.
So I thought I'd take a look at this one.
Yeah, but why didn't you just wait over there?
I don't know. You might have waited, but I can't imagine the stern rope waiting.
What have you really just got?
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't have any in the memory
But the other two's got off
None of them are streaming so the chat won't be able to tell ya
What the fuck?
You still at the top?
Nope, we're on the way over, I wish you'd get the fuck out of there
There's someone in the bus watching us.
What do you mean there's someone in the bus watching us?
Someone said there's a photo of what you know when we're on the bench.
So if I was you, I'd get the fuck out of there.
He's that rocker.
So you left us knowing that?
We didn't know that, we got to leave with the max of sorrow on his Instagram.
We see you soon, I'll be there in a minute.
Oh my god.
Yep.
Oh you're still there.
What?
I can get what? I can get ready.
What's this fucking thing?
Turtle.
Yeah, interesting enough he follows a salim, molly mate, the royal family, Ollie Murs at the rock.
That is fucking weird, bro.
He's headed my chart. Check your infidels. Back to go back to the bench. I want to say hello. I'm always watching. Still here watching. I'll play nice until next time.
I'll play nice until next time.
Oh, man.
Turn back lock, pinstabbing.
I actually hope he comes up. I'll be running over.
I'll be driving with him.
Turn back lock, stabbing.
I actually saw what I stayed about.
Now the little dick.
Oh, alright.
You shall pretend you don't know this.
Oh, you think... Yo, brother.
Yo, I've made my little brother stop breathing now.
He's nothing to do with me.
Okay.
I suggest you get the fuck out of there.
Okay, I suggest you get the fuck out of that, right?
That's so weird, bro.
Right, go on, bro.
So, you know what?
I don't want to see him, bro.
Yo, that's pissing me off, that, though.
I'm seeing a box, I see a guy, bro.
What?
We're just doing one way in and out of the fucking place, bro.
What the fucking way, though?
So, you know what I'm saying?
If you've got anything, you've got to even if it's a joke or not.
It won't match the chat, I've literally seen it myself.
I've literally seen it in the picture.
No, I've literally watched him when he was pissing, he wasn't even in the bushes, he was literally just a little bit further up on the path.
I'm sure he used the picture.
That's pissing off by that.
So weird.
That's actually like that even for you. Probably. That's even from where we sat as well.
Might as well go for a piss behind us there. That's further up the hill.
I don't know if you can see it.
There's some white.
No, I can see it.
Well, I bet.
Is it my fault?
It's a tough bit, I'll just be here once that way down.
Wait there, Chuck.
Chuck that.
You see it, huh?
Is he putting some magic on the left?
It's just a picture of us there on the bench.
And he's far away and zooming in and put always watching.
But why is he not?
Let's see if he's messing with it.
Can you take his machine,
Mattie's in but something a bit weird, but I'll be nice until next time.
Yeah, he's texting, bro, he's sending me this picture.
I'm sorry.
Oh, he's watching, he's sending me the exact same picture.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
He's sending it to me as well, chap.
You know what, he'll follow me, bro.
He's following Celine.
I don't know what I was talking about.
Durand Page, Tonic Health, Ollie Merz, The Royal Family, Molly May, The Rock, Olivia Rodrigo and Victoria Bethel.
Obviously.
It's pretty good for all that.
Is an extreme saying come to me, where is it then?
I'm not chasing some fucking ghost around fucking.
I'm going to tell him to go to one place and it's here.
Ring him.
You need to ring him.
It's David.
Belly is bound.
Max is stolen.
Ring him on Insta.
You didn't follow me though?
I'll follow you now, pal.
He says.
I know he follows me.
Where are you, bravo?
Look, show him where we are.
Show him where we are.
I know, I know where we are.
Right, here we go.
There's the rain trap.
Come and show yourself.
Someone's touching him.
Put a dip out of there, bro.
Stay out.
If he comes out, we're turning the stream off.
Yeah, so I've got a wish to enter the stream.
What's he saying on the ground as he takes off in the ground?
I'll be with you in spirit.
Oh, come on. Good morning.
I don't like that, that's probably not funny shit like that though.
That's some weird old shit.
What do you think it is though? If we just see a random guy cutting through now, we're
going to think it's him, isn't it?
Someone should put stuff away, I don't understand, so I'd not use one of those.
Bro, it's a zoom pitch bro. The quality is shit, because it's zoomed, like it's proper.
And you can't AI a pitch because he took it yet, because you can't do that. It sends
There's an image if it's an actual picture. He's in it. He's talking at the centre.
Can we take a picture of the car?
Perhaps.
Someone call BSA4Ls just technically saying don't mess with us.
I don't want to stay any longer, right?
Yeah.
He's had long enough, I know.
Is anyone interested in a picture of his earlobe?
Because I don't know where he's took it from.
Look, we won't do that, because as soon as he sends it, we'll just bring it that direction.
Well, we did come from a breath, so surely you have...
OGB's message.
So, do you visit?
Yeah, I miss what I would do visit.
There's another account with some of the names of the forwards, but what if it goes, you know,
I'm trapped.
Oh, it's probably someone who just lives around there, huh?
My left arm is just watching me shoot.
What?
I'm not happy.
It's normal.
I don't know what's going on.
Everyone's A-checked.
My left arm is full.
I don't know what the thing is doing.
The worst thing is yeah, the worst thing is
The worst thing is someone was walking with a flashlight when we first got in there, innit?
Yeah, he's sexy again. I'll follow you now by the bench where I lay I review spirit
I can hear your heart beating. I'm alone
be careful people like this are blowing off
what's he said here? what's that?
you weren't outside like that was you? no it's AI
that's AI isn't it? yeah yeah yeah it's AI
that's AI don't leave me you weren't there was you? no no no I didn't know that much
don't leave me that's over in my car is it? no it's AI bro
Oh yeah, he's full of shit, say hi.
That's ruined everything.
I thought he was going to weigh someone up.
Apparently he's wrong for using the twitch, I've not seen one or not.
I want to go back to the bench, I want to say hello, always watching, still here watching.
I'll play nice until the next time.
What behind the car I can see here?
Well, Mike is just trolling us home.
What are you doing now? You going back to the house? I'm taking this man.
I don't know. I may as well take you to the house.
Jack, if you want us to go back in and check rapid. Oh no. Do you want us to go and have
a drive in or no? That has no chance, we're done. Fuck yeah, I know you don't care about
I know who doesn't care about me.
Do you have one to drive round and back?
Yeah, I don't mind.
What?
I don't mind.
Okay.
What's wrong with her?
Spirit level, I'm not a driver, bro.
But that was definitely her.
I was thinking, I was thinking why doesn't it kneel down?
Well that's not even your guy.
The first one was not her eye bro, I'm telling you.
That picture was not her eye.
Should we roll again?
I don't know what's going on, but I have no idea what's going on.
I need to know something.
No.
I need to know something.
No.
I think it's a little bit...
...
It's a little bit...
...
...
...
...
...
That is mine. It is true.
He's only sending pictures of me still. That is the weird thing.
We are going back to New York, we are going to walk, we are going to walk.
We had a lot of chat.
What was that sound again?
Someone is walking.
What do you mean?
Oh, it's not that interesting.
We're having on gingers, we've just nearly fucking died.
As if they didn't even ring me to tell me that, by the way.
Yeah, fuck them. They just left me.
What the fuck is that? Show, show, show.
What the fuck is going on here?
Show bro, rapid.
What the hell?
What the fuck's going on here?
Happy birthday!
No worries.
I was driving and there was a girl, there was three girls in a dress, with bullies in
around spinning in circles a fucking shipy self pull it up and he was fucking out
I can't believe you left me bro you should never leave him on behind especially in the
place like that should never leave him on behind I was looking at the bottom getting
my car as well about 30 seconds from the car I'm coming back to the house as well
Which one is weird?
But if anything, I'll see you soon. James, it's bad for me you're like me.
I should never have come on down.
Imagine what would have happened to me then.
What the guy would have...
Jack, you look in some higher tastes.
What the fuck going on the wheel? Is that a shit you up, Martin?
and
and
and
Right, Caleb, Caleb has to drop Caleb off in a minute or two, so I might have to end
stream. What time is it? I didn't want to say in the stream. I should have just hold it
myself. I just want to say that he could set a camera. I'll just have to end it.
I would have just set a camera point and drove home with these but I don't know if it is any
Where I could pull the family?
Just put it on the chair.
Let's try.
But then if you break it, it's going to go fine.
I'm going to do a couple of them.
Try it.
Now open that.
And then put that in there.
See if that works.
I don't know what it is, is that work?
It stays still but you can't see nothing
Is that work?
Like that
See what that looks like
That's ok
You see that's alright, right?
Will you take that out of your box here in the store bro? Thank you.
Yeah. Alright, save. Save for what?
Save your bit. Save WKR, chat.
Try the bookbox if that works. What do you mean, Chas?
But hold it on the bookbox. Or just put it on the bookbox.
Everyone save WKR.
Come on, save for you. Have a nice journey on it.
Right, that's it.
Coming back to you.
Yeah.
Set over.
Back to you.
All right, let's get going, let's get going, let's get going.
What?
What can you store?
What can you store?
What?
Let me see this shit.
I'm chewy.
That is the most hate I've ever seen in my life.
Bro, bro, how does it feel a minute?
Bro, how does it feel a minute?
I can't believe I got left today, I actually can't believe it.
As if I got left, what the fuck?
Let me try and get it.
ok, that's all
oh fuck
because I took my Bluetooth off before I checked my phone, I'll get to my fucking
car now
I
Thought that can
It's not fucking working, this is a long day, check this is a long fucking day.
So I'm going to have to get, oh, go on navigation, oh my god.
There's a type in here.
can you shut up? Oh he's working now, my phone's working.
There we go, thirty seven minutes, oh my god Chuck, Chuck you see me thirty seven minutes,
37 minutes
Oh my god, the camera's going everywhere
I might need to end it, you know
I might need to end it
Yeah, chat, I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna have to end it, I'm actually gonna have to.
Chat, I'm so sorry, I'm gonna have to end it.
The camera's falling everywhere.
I can't fucking watch the road properly, I'm tired.
It's late.
Chat, I'm gonna have to.
I'm gonna have to
Chatting do you know what as well? I'd stay up when I've got a back when I get back, but I've got a fucking shooting on at nine
I love yous all to death, yeah. I've been trying my best to be consistent for yous all.
Yeah, nah, I tried you right, bro. I love yous all to death, honestly. Thank you so much
for fucking sticking with me. I've been trying to be consistent for yous all. But I love
I love yous to death yeah
I love yous chat
W YouTube bitch you know I fucking watch it was a YouTube video
So mate if that's not your thing though nothing can happen without people thinking it's gonna be that
Right chat I just want to make sure I get back safe innit
I don't want to fuck about it
But chat I love yous all to death
And I'll see yous tomorrow yeah
I love yous chat so use it a bit
Oh
you
you
you
Fucking minute to me gun right
get off your ass. IRL streamer. Oh, I've got a Ronaldo has to be Ronaldo, right? Lace
it. Even though he did IRL stuff, I remember seeing Lacey with an excited his desk. That's
That's what I would say. Speed. I don't watch speed.
And I don't watch extra MLAs, so I must go Ronaldo.
I would love nothing but for Ronaldo to win it.
And show me where you piss from.
Oh my God, why did I do that?
Why did I do that?
Why did I do that?
No!
Oh my God!
It's fixed over there, me on the roof.
As soon as that room gets fixed, we can, or you guys can genuinely help design my bedroom.
I'll give you the freedom of choosing whatever you think should go in there.
Anything that you think will bang in there. I generally don't mind whether it's a customized smite rug
What else could it be a customized?
No spikes not dead. Why are we saying spikes dead customized spike?
Lightning McQueen in that room
I'll be right back as soon as I get some money any money I get it can be straight to you darling
Oh my god.
Oh my god, maybe a price.
You rub some cream on him.
I got 750 for you baby girl.
What are you?
No, this is men's room.
What's wrong with you?
Where's the rest?
Well, I'm well in mood, Ed.
Go on, Pingu.
I'm gonna fucking go out.
Quick, Pingu, quick, Pingu, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
I'm fine.
You gotta point it, you gotta point it, Pio.
Jakey, quick!
Come on!
FUCKING MADE IT REALLY QUIT
And that right there is the exact reason to why the fuck you get yourselves out of there when you can
Absolutely fucking bollocks
The second one, 100% AI, the first one I'm not sure about but that makes me, it would make sense if the both AI
However, I'm still saying, we've dodged a bullet there,
because there was someone whistling all of a sudden,
and then all of a sudden they weren't.
I don't know if you could hear it, but there was somebody whistling.
I just feel as though that would have fucking dead in hell.
I swear I saw him look back when you were on the bench.
Yeah, but we can all fucking say that now, can't we?
Me, Maxi and Salima are home safe, Taysley's there too and Kedavra Stee's driving home.
Bonjour.
But at the end of the day, we're safe, Taysley's safe. What more can you ask for?
The second one now.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You said the kitchen?
Yeah, kitchen spotless mate.
Who was it?
Well, fucking fair play to Kara.
Tell Kara I said thank you.
We fucking definitely stood there and watched.
Kara!
Have I helped clean the kitchen?
Yeah, first and last guy.
I will never make a woman clean the kitchen before helping.
I don't even know his name.
But yeah, listen, I don't know if you're aware of what happened.
what happened. Yeah, apparently now we think it was AI. He took another phone, the other
phone, definitely AI. Caleb was always holding a camcorder and not an actual one. So, amazing
question. However, how can you AI it is my question.
I'm the first one but then again AI can do anything now
So it makes me also question that
Jameen
Sorry, you've got a girl you go
Fuck
Yeah, what we doing that screenshot the road car people time all together
Yeah, this phrase abandoned days
Tays had the same option as us and chose not to take it
He chose to keep on walking and that is where the phrase dead man walking comes from
Exactly we just took a different route and the whole thing's probably him anyway
Yeah, I would agree to respect he never he never went for a piss. Did he go for a piss?
Thank you. He never went for a piss. I am fucking adamant all of a sudden when we heard that whistling oh
Then when we get an oobot nothing happens
So yeah
Yeah
So fuck that for a game fucking soldiers
Fuck that.
You got a chance?
What the fuck happened? I've just seen a clip on TikTok.
What have you done on the picture?
Yeah, there was somebody in the bush watching us.
Fuck that.
Yeah, so weird.
I can't lie, the amount of this shit that's going on, stuff like that, I was going around putting it up.
Our record is probably fucking tased.
Well, this is the thing.
You went to a public park near where we grew up.
We went there, obviously.
obviously then there was also a second picture that appeared but it was AI we're looking for
but the second photo was definitely AI which makes me think maybe the first photo was AI
but the first one looks serious
me and CMC were providing cold cobs the chat were absolutely loving it weren't you chat
My Tate said they were getting another one left.
Oh no, they weren't getting one. It was actually...
I put it on mine.
It was actually for my funding, to be fair.
It was probably your comms.
Do you keep contented?
Contented. So that one is definitely AI.
Oh, literally, it's the card with the seed.
And that's got T's and Caleb's holding a camcorder there.
And it's bald.
And he's bald, right?
So that one's honestly fake.
Right, however, the third one we put up looked genuinely real.
I think that one actually is real.
Turtle.free2.
Yeah.
But the thing is though, if we keep telling everyone that we're going ghost hunting, we're doing this shit's going to happen.
100%.
I don't know why it's becoming a nightly occurrence.
the occurrence because this is what I say stuff goes so well what's the point
of purposely adding jeopardy exactly that's right that's why I love first
one way I could love it I definitely could
I could, yeah.
He could, he could.
Yeah, I could.
Both of you can have it.
But yeah, like bro,
I think it's happened
with Five Lights on a Roader.
I'm not on all that rock and roll shit.
All this like constantly just going out
like ghost hunting, like I'm not
fucking Zack and Kobe, whatever
he's made of this. Yeah, Cody.
And
so yeah, and also Tage went for a week
a week but was on his phone and we didn't hear or see any we and there was no we
whatsoever and then when he'd done that he hangs at the back of us but bear in mind
the whole time he's been at the front leading it and then all of a sudden we
hear two whistles and then we feel commandant in it and just as we hear that
was the name of the road to us three jumped in a Uber beautiful Uber two minutes
pictures up. We've all got a subscriber and a follow off him. Can you take all of our
channels? Yeah, and he said he was ready to... Yeah, and he said we'd put a run back there
and stab him. He was ready to run. He was the only one. I don't know if you respect that.
So yeah, we got that started. And then obviously here we are. I'd tell you that he's going home.
He's on his way back here.
He was at the, he was just there on his own?
Yeah, in the cable, yeah.
Yeah, that suspicious.
Yeah, why would you stay on your own?
And then they went back.
By the way, I was watching the stream.
It was just a lot of parking for him.
Yeah, but he wants to go and have these little fucking things in his own mouth.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there was an NPC there, Fisher.
Yeah.
And then he was fishing.
Yeah
And then he was acting like we we saw devil worshipers when you were a kid
And then Caleb apparently his mum got chased by somebody pulled the pants down and chased after
Yeah, so it's yeah, he also had a private phone call for five minutes
So I think he changed someone's name to Heather and then Mangum.
I think he's in on this.
Oh you said mate, 100% this is what I mean boys, this is what I mean.
And this is why he can't be trusted.
But this is why I hate you, just don't do shit like this.
What are you getting? You.
I didn't want to do it for them, I didn't want to do it.
I could be at home in bed ready for Wilkinson.
I could have all gone home.
I've noticed this after Jack the Living Tool watched it some of them get scared and leave themselves.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
But these little things, some of these sort of things, they've got no care for Elfin safety
of us.
Yeah.
Oh, shall we go back with the money you might have a knife?
Yeah, yeah.
For the content.
You just want to see us die.
Oh, I'm not leaving.
That's right.
Chas is just a shitbag.
Now, the reason I didn't actually go tonight is because I'll make you laugh a lot about
something else.
You've had a shower.
You're still down.
Do you want the shower?
Yes, I've got it in the shower.
I've come out.
I'm sitting there all over on the steering wheel, I can't.
I'm just gonna fucking chill out.
Yeah.
And you made the right choice.
Why not go to the Boston bit?
Why not go to a parking in Boston at this time?
You made the right decision, Jess.
Yeah, I've had a great day.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And I've got a drive-up.
Oh, yeah, Whitman's run.
Oh, big game.
Big game, 75.
A massive game.
Yeah, it's 75 versus football league.
It's a massive game.
Huge game.
Being a shitbag, don't earn your money, does it?
Cory, not everything's about money.
Really?
I do work and I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Being in a shitbag, don't let your body.
I, I, I can't lie. There's no, there's, you don't get, your athrives don't go up.
Yeah, you don't get a bonus because you go to a park, you muster.
Yeah, the athrives are starting to break.
No, they don't go up.
So, and then, you don't have to think that a ghost is running you near a ghost.
He keeps putting it up to the radio going, he's going red, he's going red.
Of course it is, it's a fucking electronic.
Nah, that was good.
I'll shit with the radio.
Oh my...
Mate, we went through fucking gay the old-
Ha!
Did he talk to KSFM?
Nah, yeah, KSFM.
Fucking classic, smooth.
No, not.
We went through the fucking lot.
Better just cut it in than out, it's beautiful.
Yeah.
Honestly.
Hello, folks.
Hello.
Boom.
This for content of the fun, it ain't for fucking fun, mate.
Honestly.
But yeah, chat, I'm calling it there because I've got a fucking drive-on now at 9 o'clock,
16 minutes, fucking hell. Chat, it's about time you put some fucking hours in, don't
it? Chat, I'm in. I did chat.
It's good to have you back, bro.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much for coming back.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Tommy, who's in the chat for Maxi and Salim?
Are you getting back?
You can use Constance in a while, who's you on?
Number of?
Is it about U-Baham?
U-Baham.
How far actually is it in the corner?
How can I?
Is it?
Yes.
So what is up?
Get U-Baham.
Cheers.
No, no, no, no.
Thank you so much.
Well, we're on the stream after a talk.
So I can get you some.
Yeah.
Well, cheers, guys.
Well, I'll get you some.
But, yeah, I think it's very clear that we all say, look,
we do not claim any negative energy.
We was not there to annoy anyone today.
We do not believe anything that says a cent or does.
We don't condone anything if it was very disrespectful.
We are respectful human beings.
Is he saying bad stuff?
No, no, no, but it's just in case we missed it.
Yeah, well, yeah, chat.
Thank you very, very much for watching.
It's been an absolute fucking pleasure.
You guys have been amazing.
Hope you enjoyed the stream today.
Who shall we raid?
Of course, he's on.
Come on.
Show me who you are, mate.
Come on, come on.
I'm still going.
Good night to you guys.
Well, chat, I hope you guys...
So you're ending, Max, eh?
Yeah, I meant it, yeah.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Have a great night, guys.
What is he still there?
You can get a playbook for him.
Yeah, where you going?
Oh shit, that's...
Good night, Jack.
He's not here for two notes.
You're joking.
Doc's not half his fucking pay.
Don't pay him that 15 quid.
Exactly.
Right, Jack, go and show Addy some love.
Thank you so, so much, Jack, for everything.
I appreciate you all.
Thank you very much for watching. Very good night. God bless.
Sleep tight and I love you all to have a good one.