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05-17-2026 · 5h 15m
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Well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen, United do it again. It's getting boring now. It is
getting boring.
Every time we're coming on United win, Bruno assists
and a bueno scores is fucking brilliant.
You know, it's just we are fucking unbelievable.
Handball, handball.
Sorry, I feel like we're getting confused there, right?
Just a quick one.
I'm sorry if you ever actually think
you can call me out of cheats, yeah?
You're getting mixed up with the wrong club mate, yeah?
Let's just clear up very, very quickly.
There's a little bit of echo in here, right?
We're all shutty curses, however,
I have given another coat of paint.
You can't really tell.
You can a little bit, if I'm honest, I can't actually tell,
but that's because I know it's there.
Do you know what I'm saying?
That's because I know it's there,
so I don't actually think it's that bad.
different color you can't chill the fuck out we can tell can you really carry
my chance just remember me I'll call you there and then send you home so you just
fucking chill the fuck out me it's bad it's bad it's not bad it's not fucking bad
It's fine, can't be noticed it.
That's right outside that, that's not right yet.
Right then, we'll move it, we'll move the curtains up.
I'll see what I can do, I'll put a goal there.
One minute.
Put a goal.
There.
And then we're going to have that.
Hang on.
I'm actually a fucking genius.
I'm actually a fucking genius. Honestly. He does not need no more. Why was I going
up with Chats? What? NYK. Oh, by the way. Wait, is J.K. actually leaked your number
us or the are they taking the pets surely Jakey leeched it oh my god that's
That's fucked up.
But just remember.
["Snowmobo"]
Woo-hoo!
We're in okay if we're sporting my fucking goal.
["Snowmobo"]
Oh, oh, oh, it's Carrot!
You know!
It's hard to believe it's got scores.
It is Carrick, you know.
Handball, you know.
It's crazy.
All right, I'll tell you what, we'll have a look at it.
We'll have a look at it then, chap.
Let me tell you, he's off.
We'll have a look at it.
Hang on, that's all right.
We can have a look.
All right, listen.
If there's one thing I want in football,
it's fair play.
It's fair play.
Go on, Roxane, thank you.
Rocks in! Thank you for the five, thank you for the five, thank you for the five, na na na na na na na na.
Thank you for the five, thank you for the five, thank you for the five.
Go on, thank you very much Rocks, and I appreciate that five. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Listen, a lot of people saying cheats and ball, this, that, right?
I'll take my my man United half all right and I will be as honest as I can be
All right. Now what I will say is when we are actually going to talk about the incident you're referring to I
Will say right just hang on a minute because people keep telling me to go and I look at Jakey's
Oh, wow, that's all stretched. God, all the three of us can see it on. Oh, God, right.
Surely. What were you doing? What was I doing? Oh, mate, you've missed it. Right, look,
could people tell me, look, you're streaming, you just literally, you're literally streaming
to thousands of people. Yeah. With I am announced on the back. Are you sure? I'm not
I'll turn around, but I'll see if you live.
I think we should imagine I'm on a beach here with this music.
Have you got any refreshments?
I think you've rolled enough.
I know what you're looking for.
I don't want you warm, I haven't hit a place for him.
Okay, he's found them himself.
See that's the issue that I hinted of him, so he's found them.
Why have you been going to be there since fucking Dник Poppa?
Let's imagine I'm on a fucking cold beat.
Yeah, alright.
We were having fun streaming games and I'm rallying
We once having a great time
Please don't leave tonight
Oh, you lost cool man
Chilling my charm
Oh, that's no doubt you wanna leave
Please don't stay with me tonight
I want to stream with you guys in my charm
No doubt you wanna leave
Just walk him off at tonight
I can't fulfill your needs in the chat tonight
Spend a bit of time and look at that
We say no to sex, I want to scream to keep on tonight
We say no to sex, I wanna get by your side
Come on Chateau L'Irelle, come on Chateau L'Irelle!
Whoa! I want a desire! I just want a second!
You get the gist?
Yeah.
And there's a bit of a song there that I need to ask the question about.
Yeah, go on.
It was Fuck Him Off Tonight.
Who is that?
See, that's the thing about music, it's subjective.
It's whatever you want that to be.
So you want it when you sing it?
Well ignore that, it's about the consumer right? So for you, I'd probably say for you, fuck him off tonight from the stories I've heard, in the Castro, does that make sense?
Yeah, I know what it would have been.
Right, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Does that work for you?
Yeah, no, okay, final.
Does that work for you?
And say no to tax, everyone's got to pay tax.
Oh no, whoa, whoa.
Hey, I pay my tax, I love tax.
You love paying these taxis.
When tax man comes knocking at the door,
I like it, I love paying taxis.
He loves a tax man, he loves it.
How much do you love a tax man?
I love a tax man a lot, but when it comes to the Twitch tax, man.
Always writes with a difference.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, what's the difference?
Because one takes thousands of pounds off of you,
and the other just, well, goes live.
And you prefer the fucking lift.
And you prefer the people that take the thousands of pounds off of you?
I love giving back to the community
I like it going to the NHS as well
Right, okay
But what if it didn't go to the NHS?
No, it does. It does that.
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't look like it does but I'm sure it does
So that'd be like
I'm sure no one lies
Right, okay. Well anyway, I think the choreographer could do a bit of work.
Do you think?
I think your vocals could do a bit of work.
I really like the video, you know when we drove on with that music on, and Tazer going
Yeah, I really like that and I don't know how to do it
I think I just drove on the ACL
Nah, I think you just drove on that
I'll leave you to it
What do you mean you don't want that? You've had half of it. Now there's not one single.
You've had half of it. You've had half of it. You can't just...
I've just wiped it and finished it off myself. I'm fucking wasting it. Do you know what I mean?
What a fucking weirdo.
What a fucking weirdo.
Honestly.
What a fucking weirdo.
Right, let's go chat.
So you want me to be fucking...
What do you call it?
Why are we disrespecting the trim?
Why?
So many barbers in there.
It's honestly grim.
Honestly.
Right, anyway, as I was saying, you want me to fucking have a look at this, yeah?
And I won't be biased by the way, I'll be 100% legit.
I'll be 100% legit.
I mean, this going itself is just fucking a bit of magic in it.
It's a shame really that on the volley, on the half volley.
It's just fucking fantastic
What a fucking finish
What a fucking finish
Did we vlog it? We did indeed mate. It's out later
What to save by the way the names what we'll also say
Easiest money I've ever made both goalkeepers to make a saving the first half evens. I see better than evens
That there by the way is a fucking unreal safe
But you have to question Markinear.
The Markinear's poor, but we move on.
Fucking great save.
Genuinely, by the way, if we actually had today,
I think if we have had Cescow on or something,
no word of a lie,
I think Bruno would have broke the record today.
I honestly do.
I mean, he had an interesting day at the office and boom out today, didn't he?
It was an unlucky one.
Go on, Rocks! Five out of five gifted Rocks, you mad bastard!
Thank you very much. Love! I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh God mama, we love you Suzy, we do.
We love you Suzy, we do.
We love you Suzy, we do.
Oh Suzy, we love you.
We love you Suzy, we do.
We love you Suzy, we do.
We love you Suzy, we do.
Oh Suzy, we love you.
Thank you very, very much you sexy bastard Suzy.
I appreciate a gift in love, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I think this is the third month at the top gifter, so.
As soon as he's getting VIP.
Ah, fuck, I'm gone.
I ain't got a minute.
Three months at the fucking top,
you get yourself VIP, what the?
What the?
There you go.
Unable
I can't handle his VIP, I need to remove someone's VIP.
Oooooohhhh.
Someone's got to go.
Someone has got to go.
It's going to be tough.
Go on Ellie Armstrong, Ellie Armstrong, Ellie Armstrong.
We love Ellie Armstrong.
No, totally the mod not a VIP
Mmm, it's interesting. Yeah, a lot of them at lurkers
Let's have a look at you. Hang on. This is where we go. So we go stream together
Community a sat on let me see what it says
Rolls manager
reload
Community rolls manager
Here we go. We've run out of VIP slots.
I mean, I can't get rid of me, Nana.
Assists. He's not been in the Chinese.
100% he hasn't. Let's have a look.
these are all the IP's and stuff.
Stutter, he was giving it mate,
I'm gonna go look.
You're not a guy.
You don't know where the soldiers are going.
Stutter.
He was last in the chat,
2023.
What?
You're not a guy.
You don't know where the soldiers are going.
Chippie!
Hey, go on chippy. Thank you very much. I'm gonna stream but the way I look at this right
is another month with the goat. He's followed me since September 2021 another month with
the goat. Oh, gee, to fuck. I can't get rid of oh geez. Chippy one for G o O D V. Yeah,
Tyler winners. Yeah, fuck it.
We want to look anyway.
There you go.
I mean, that was easy to be one for Geo O.
D. V. I. B.
E. S. A. N.
I should be one for Geo O.
D. V. I. B.
E. S. A. N.
I should be 14.
Good.
There you go.
Susan.
I mean, I should be 14.
Good.
Steve Spex is never in there.
Swiftie designs.
Oh, gee.
Or monsters always in there.
Thirty three.
Oh, gee.
Oh, my God.
The white yi r torey bro where do the money fingers right chat on twitch?
This is the managed thing as you grow gallon ginsh you genuinely lose a lot of the ogs
Because when they're og they're there right and they're speaking to you every single day and they've got that one-on-one chat
But like
She's a dirty bitch
Go on Stacy. Thank you very much, but I appreciate a tent your fucking legend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. I appreciate that Stacy turn it down. Is it laughing? I'll turn it down. Oh, thank you very much Stacy
I appreciate that. Yes, Logan. You're kidding me
So you've got like granny growl like bro if they generally like this is the thing if these people
genuinely
Coming me chat. I I literally remember them right and this is from five years ago from four years ago five there
G1
Rex it. I don't look comes in
Henry comes in here and there
Thank you very much, I'm a fucking bastard. Thank you very much, I've been hit a five.
He's male. Thank you for the turn, you sexy fucker.
Go on, he's male. Thank you very much.
Shall we have a bid off for a VIP?
Have a fucking bid off.
Callen Rids, that's actually, Callen Rids as in, um,
dark player.
I'll give Chip, not Chip.
I'll give Cal Mod because he's never really in it,
so he doesn't really should have VIP.
Go on little ass, thank you very much for the 10, I appreciate that a lot, you fucking
legend.
Go on little ass, thank you very much for the 10, I appreciate that, I appreciate that,
I appreciate that, thank you so much.
Let me move your table for a bit.
There we go.
Go on little ass, thank you very much.
I appreciate that fucking go
Delusional Jackass I remember deck he doesn't come in here anymore, but he's actually my mate in real life. So he won't mind
Where has he gone now chat England for life
Can we please get a rest in peace in
the chat
For England for life. He's no longer with us
but he will always always always remain VIP on the channel he got it four years
ago he has recently passed away or maybe a month or two ago and he will always
always always be VIP what a go he followed me from the very very early
days he was literally one of my founders which is one of your first ten
the subs I'm pretty sure. Let me have a look. England 4.
RTV.
Probably just give you two minutes.
RTV.
Yeah, 44 months. He followed me in November 2020 chat. 2020.
his last message in chat oh wow his last message in chat my goat gins I love you
gins thanks for everything thanks fucking thanks for making my life
Instagram comment and following me on Insta you deserve everything you have
I don't know I'm getting upset you are I remember subbing to you and all that
time ago my fucking guy
five fifth of November 2020
Yeah, and he passed away earlier this year. I do actually, I mean I do know why I'm upset but I can't think that can get me.
So yeah, what a guy and he will always, he'll always have it.
Party poppers, party poppers, party poppers.
Probably not the best time for party poppers, Matt, does he?
Thank you very much for the 17, though. Thank you very much, Nash. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
How you doing that?
Hello there, you off?
You alright?
That looks nice.
Yeah that looks nice, cheers.
You grew an argument on it.
No I mean grew an argument on it. What's up with it?
Well it dries, what?
It dries, I think I know.
It's no...
Are you sure you're not pissing them off or what?
I'm not pissing off, why are you pissing off? What's wrong with you?
I'm good to see you, but I don't want to sense it in the fucking room.
The one glad you makes so many people smile about having 14 months' time.
He's mad anyhow, the fuck he is, fuck.
Grim put fuck this, I'm coming back.
What's wrong with it?
Mate, you're thinking of the genies, right?
No, don't bully knockies in chat.
Grim, get your ass back here mate, you've had a roster party, let the fuck in shot it out mate.
Why? Why is this a, do the chap think so as well?
No I don't know, it's one sided.
I don't, I don't...
Does it spend, I do.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
W.
Yeah, four to four, four to five.
So you're out of...
Yeah, but that's not the... I'm not in the end,
cos I'd like to grow mine out, mine's uneven,
I've had it cut.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
I don't know, I won't make me for a bar.
Let's get in there though.
It's growing there.
I hope so, I think that's fucking too much.
It's not really a month.
Yeah, listen, you have a fucking splendid night.
I'll see you in a minute.
No, yeah, Barcelona, Paris, Madrid.
Whoa!
So you're away for a long, long time.
Fuck it, we're living two weeks of the fun.
Fuck you now.
What are you doing the super fun, Esri?
On Sunday.
Fucking money grabbing
Well, yeah, no, it won't be but I just your time is very good and suspicious
Yeah, yeah, so are you actually
Yeah, yeah, no, yeah fine
So are you actually gonna scam people you're gonna do some proper good things
Ah, what's the need in that, why?
No, why, why?
Funny innit?
I only did it cause you didn't go like that.
Is that an air thing?
It is not, so yeah.
It's not really, is it?
Ah, for, for me.
Do you want to see what you got?
Do you want to know what you change or keep?
Well, okay.
Because, do you want to see what it is as well, bro?
I don't know if I've done too many subs or too less.
That's fine, I can know what it's fine.
How many minutes to the sub?
Well, no, it's not like that, so it's a scheduled one.
just like if you want to do things on the right okay free day or what you don't
matter if we don't get any stuff we're still doing the three days yeah okay
excuse me
Right, what would you change here?
That straight away.
Why?
It's too high.
Right.
Um.
We'd say 25.
How's the opinion for the start one?
Yeah, 25.
Yeah.
Um.
party popper party popper party popper
put that at 150
how you doing lad?
I would put that then at 2
no that's what I had to do with my phone
oh ok
yeah I'd put that at 2
at what?
at what 200
yeah I'd put them called David at 250
rep make a world cut song three that's the one that you make so many people
smile go to happy 14 months hard I maybe keep that there but then put some in
between three and like create something else for three and four or maybe like
three 350 450 so we did stop at 500 and people would put in my W yeah
and Jakey's bedding.
Two fucking years, brother.
Can't see a car for 20 minutes.
Is that in a store?
Like Trafford or what?
W in the chat.
Well, the kid will do about five grand.
Yeah, but he's got a Q.
Jakey, you both will get my alert.
He'll do about five grand though.
Okay, friend.
Ever since you make up, that's very good.
Yes, Gingemore collabs with JYNXCI would be so good.
She's going to make up,
Have I have my car for 30 minutes that's asking for trouble. Yeah, what I browsed like yes, Jen checks
Yeah, yeah, just drop everything
W ripped England for life. He did it on stream. He did it on stream
Yeah, so just one moment
Hope this 33th Street helps get you a new barber.
Remember your, oh my god, that was fucking mirth, what a boy, mate.
Go on, Smith, I love that.
Are you serious?
I've got an iPhone myself.
You recently bought it, have you?
Yeah, I recently bought it after last Sunday.
I was on a Samsung, but I recently just recently.
Mutual alerts, I'm going to...
What was the question?
So you've gone for the whole time?
league in which I'm playing tomorrow and refing the game. Then on Tuesday we fly to Barsa.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, work. I'm trying to stream. Then Saturday, no then Friday we
land back. Probably going to be fucked or probably won't stream. Saturday, winter.
Then fly to Paris, got to play at the PSG stadium, fucking up, any chance of catching
a break here.
And then, feel free mate, and then from Paris go to Madrid, got to do a training session
at Real Madrid's training ground, fucking well annoying, with an icon of the club which
I can't show you my studio winter video and all the winter ones they're doing.
So yeah, it's gonna be fucking unbelievable.
So and the icons are so good.
Yeah.
You could ask me about the morning and talk to me about the area.
Did you see about playing in the morning?
Yeah.
Do you see that?
Don't say that because I actually want to be a surprise from them and some of them might watch it.
Is it it again?
Oh could you...
I know, I know, I know.
I thought you meant the...
Second I said that for you.
Christian, I haven't heard them.
I've got the time mate, I also thought you were worried about streaming on G and I let you air it on.
Yeah, I appreciate that. Thank you.
Can you do it on these days?
I don't know, gravity on you mate but I'm a bit fucking scared.
Am I not good boy league tomorrow
No worries mate see you in a bit
Swats agreed me agreed
Last time I let you do it blindfolded. Fuck you now. No joking. I don't think anything wrong with it. Good mate
So, to me, it's how I normally have it.
So let me check the other side.
Ooh.
It is it's how I normally have it.
What else?
Anyway, fuck off.
Right.
Anyway, back to this.
No more.
I'm going to let me catch up on the alerts.
Young, Terry, 2-4, Bobby, 2-21, Griffin, 2-25, Teddy, 2-25, Charlotte, 2-4, Kane, 2-9,
Lehigh, 2-12, but they go on the boy. Thank you very much, mate. Red Devils, 2-37, Dillmoss,
2-20, Biggaz, 2-13, Brookie, 2-10, Conor, 2-22, Archie, 2-2, Smirth, 5-100 bits, mate.
Ishak, 5-25, Tyler, 2-33, Dan, 2-10, Briggo, 2-34, Chazza, 5-3, Elu, 2-18, Iron Game,
Chivalry tier 1, Rehoot tier 32, Wisey tier 8 months, Calphe of the 24 months,
Watch Chivalry gifted, he's gifted it to England as well, what a guy.
What a guy. Thank you very much mate, appreciate that a lot. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And here we go.
So I'm pretty sure.
I'm not removing toast. I am not removing toast.
Or actually chat, I am looking for someone who will be watching my streams all the time,
can clip moments, but more than anything, basically be my on stream IRL editor where
they put things on the screen, they change people's ingests and stuff like that.
What's up, Chas?
Tulse, surely. Tulse is, he could be a good nomination.
No, I agree, Lee, but he's never real for it, you know.
Go on, Dan, thank you very much for the five, mate, you're a fucking legend. Thank you
very much, Dan. I appreciate that a lot, mate.
can go on the boy. Thank you very much, Dan. And it will be a paid job. So serious recommendations
only, please. Yes, Lee, you don't have a PC. Paid. Yeah, Plaza is talking now. Where
we go? What? Bro, Grim's messing me saying, mate, I'm definitely coming back. Chat got
me good. I just want to see that side coming past it anyway later. You have been he just
done it. Chatter's done him today. Oh, he's offside anyway. Great save. Plus, would you
actually want to do it yeah but plus if you got a job or college or anything like fucking dirty cunt
excuse me
any level done on Thursday interesting right anyway by the way what I will say
Anderson fucking player I've really I really watched him today because I know we're going in for him
I'm sitting here and I fucking I saw a fucking player today. Wow great player
Speaking of that he gets an assistant
McGuire on two people on him though
It's a great ball that it's a great it's a good header
This is what people are saying to them ball
I just don't understand how the rule is if the gold scorer has a hat
So she's the gold scorer's hand during the build up then it's disallowed and when we he's not the gold scorer
Therefore doesn't matter
Mean it. Oh, I imagine that is male. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm saying chat
Yeah, I know book home I have I've told him
If it's against you, your car and I'm bald.
No, no, it has been against us.
I believe it was a Middlesbrough game when we lost on penalties.
Just one moment.
Yeah, I believe it's this one.
Yeah, ball knowledge to its finest, actually, and I'm just wondering why it is being played
in PowerPoint.
Goal full screen, that ain't gonna help it mate.
This will be disallowed, no it won't see.
So, do you know what I mean?
The rules are the rules and I knew straight away that gold will stand.
The fact he's been sent over to the monitor shows that whoever was on VAR, right, doesn't
know the rules in the rule book.
And it shows that they actually don't agree with the rules because the rule's stupid.
Yes, that gold should definitely never stand.
Unfortunately, whatever dick in the shitty referee uniform that they wear writes the
fucking rulebook has said basically if you're not the one who scores it it can
count therefore what we meant to do.
Raseka! Thank you very much for the five-year sexy bitch! Thank you very much
love I appreciate a five Raseka you're a legend thank you thank you thank you
love I appreciate that a lot honestly thank you Raseka yes clear right oh
shit sorry man thank you very much all the Raseka I appreciate that a lot
Thank you
Let's have a look at does it even this he's on
No, absolutely not
Does Gary Neville support my United?
I have got to ask that question sometimes, I'll ask Goldbridge tomorrow.
Finally, finally.
Love that.
Go on Ismael!
Ismael!
Ismael!
Ismael!
Ismael!
Ismael!
Ismael!
He's my all, he's my all, he's my all!
Favorite of five mate, wait why haven't you got a little coin thing?
Oh 35% off if you give some more drawing the train.
Oh what? I never knew that.
35% off, that can't be right.
Yeah I don't know why it's lagging I'm not sure.
Anyway Bruno is now on par with Thierry Omri and Kevin De Bruyne
and if I'm being honest with you I think he's better.
by the way, what a fucking goal. What a goal. De Bruyne should be on 21. All right. And so
okay, if we're, oh, if we're doing that then Bruno should be on at least 30 this season.
He played center half for the first six months. His team couldn't finish the fucking dinner
today. Don't do that bullshit. Go on Amy Brown, Bill with another five. He's fucking
kicking off here. We love the 35% off. Go on. I'm strong. Thank you for the five. Love
I appreciate that. Hell yeah, sexy bitch. 85 for the five as well. Davies. Go on, Davies.
You're mad. Thank you for the fucking 10. Go on, Davies. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
you. Excuse me. Thank you very much. I appreciate the 10 year legend. Thank you,
legend. Go on John O'Crank, thank you for the four years mate, you're a fucking goat.
Go on the boy, thank you Davies. They've literally roged one off Kevin De Bruyne.
They're like, take my lot, I'll take the money.
Fucking cry me a river, fuck off.
Ellie, thank you for the five as well. Go on Ellie, thank you for the five,
fucking legend. Hazabaza, five and a six, six months mate.
18 turkey Sam go on turkey Sam
Thank you for the fight man. He's fucking kicking off a high train galore nearly a level 12. I train
Fucking love it. Go on Marcus. You're my twat
Go on Marcus. He's fucking not stopping it go on Marcus. You're twat. Thank you very much, mate
I appreciate that a lot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Robbed one off Bruno at Liverpool. There you go. There you go. Hey, thank you. Thank you
I appreciate that. Excuse me.
Greggy, Liam and a fight as well.
Go on, Greggy, go on, Liam.
Go on, Amy, go on, Turkey Sam.
Oh, my God, he's fucking kicking off.
What a voice.
Turkey Sam, Turkey Sam, Turkey Sam.
Amy, Amy.
Ginger card, ginger card, ginger card.
Gifting Stoves, give these 35¢ off!
LIONA, LIONA, LIONA!
LIONA, LIONA, I C!
Ellie, I'm strong, Ellie, I'm strong, Ellie, I'm strong!
Gifting Stoves, give those days fucking payday!
MATI, MATI, MATI, MATI, MATI, MATI!
MATI, MATI, MATI, MATI, I C!
MATI, MATI, MATI, MATI, MATI, MATI!
Go on, you mad bastard! Level 49 trade!
Ellie, where the five? Where the five?
Where the five? Where the five, Ellie?
With the ten, with the ten, little hash.
Gifts himself, gets his fucking payday.
Oh, Davey! Oh, Davey! Oh, Davey!
Oh, Davey! Oh, Davey! Oh, Davey! Oh, Davey!
Oh, Davey! Oh, Davey! Oh, Davey!
With the twenty-five, thirty-four car.
Lucas, Gregor, Lucas! I see!
Dr. Fisher, Dr. Fisher, Dr. Fisher
Nancy Rosé!
We love you Nancy. We do! We love you Ellie, we do!
Oh my god fucking level 15 completed holy shit man hey everyone thank you so much go on
leggy favorite of 28 mate fucking legends I've got a fucking few sugar mommas tonight
Oh my god, Greggy, Greggy where to fight, where to fight, Greggy where to fight, Kyle!
Oh my gosh, he's fucking kicking off!
Actually bad, actually bad.
Ben Taylor, Ben Taylor, I see.
Only Nata, only Nata, only Nata.
But oh, oh, oh, oh, there's no more one.
Oh, don't do Joe, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Money red, money red, money red.
What the fucking hell is going on?
Let me actually make sure I show everyone out.
Actually, thanks so much, Jordy, thank you so much.
Stan the Man, thank you for the two months, brother.
Only...
Only that, thanks so much.
Ellie, thank you so much.
Ben Taylor, thanks so much.
Bowden, number one, thanks so much.
Jody Wood, thanks so much.
Joe, thanks so much.
Manny Red, thank you so much.
Morgan, chivin' a 10.
Ryan, chivin' a 16, mate.
I, L.M. Gamer, L.M. Gamer, L.M. Gamer.
Stacy loves the great Stacy, lady, look
Actually bad, actually bad, actually bad
Liam, we're at 25
Liam, Liam, Liam
Liam, Liam, nice to meet you
Liam, Liam, Liam
Gifts is to us, guys, it's for campaign
Hey, go on Liam, you're much faster than at 25
Go on William, what the fuck is actually happening by the way?
Level 19 high train, what the fuck?
He's sent an idol of Sunday, he's gonna be the day of rest.
Oh my God, John, thank you very much for the gift, didn't
mate.
Alisha, Alisha, Alisha, Alisha, Alisha, Alisha, I see, Alisha, Alisha, Alisha,
She's a fucking mad bitch!
Little ass, little ass, little ass, little ass, little ass, I say
Little ass, little ass, little ass, you are a fucking dirty little whore!
Go on, little ass, you mad cunt!
Thank you so so much, honestly, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Honestly, holy fuck, man.
I appreciate you all honestly. Thank you so much man. Like use the fucking unreal. Thank you so much for everything
Anyone who's just gifted by the way. Thank you so so much. Thank you
I do actually really appreciate you like honestly use the fucking unreal. So thank you so much. Oh my god
Ellie Armstrong! Ellie Armstrong! Ellie Armstrong!
Ellie Armstrong! Ellie Armstrong!
Nice to meet you!
Ellie Armstrong! Ellie Armstrong!
Ellie Armstrong!
Chloe with the F5!
I've missed Susie, we have not.
Susie, have I missed them off you? We have not.
Well, I'm fucking wrong today.
Chloe, favourite of five, although I appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh my god, we are on for a level 20 hype train.
Ellie, Ellie, Ellie.
Wait, Susie said, yeah, no, yeah, over.
No, not off my sugar mama.
Susie, let me catch up.
Not off my sugar mama.
Where, how long ago?
No.
Susie!
Susie, I can!
Susie, I can!
Hello, honey!
Sugar mama, sugar mama!
She's my sugar mama!
Go on, Susie!
5 minutes 25, well I appreciate that.
You're a fucking legend!
Camino!
Camino!
He goes left!
He goes right!
Cardi Nio, Cardi Nio, we've got a window, a window.
Thank you so much, window for the five, Camino for the five, Gregi for the five again, mate,
you're a fucking legend, Ali for the five again, Chloe for the five,
Only that from the 35 Adele patients. Thank you for the five as well. Go on Adele you
fucking mad bitch. Thank you very much Adele. I appreciate that honestly. Thank you.
Thank you for the 27 stream clicks. Thank you so much. Keith
Go on Keith. What a fucking name. I fucking love that
Go on Keith. Thank you so much, mate. I appreciate it a five bro. You're a fucking legend
Excuse me. Hey, thank you so much Keith. I appreciate it a five bro. Thank you
I'll leave ever 22 peanut jibber seven mate wiggie jemma the eight months. I'll be for the 32 months
Gemma favor the 100 bits as well Gemma
W's in the chat for the chat. You guys are unbelievable. Thank you so much for everything level 21 hype train
59 on a Sunday
Genuinely fucking mental. Thank you so fucking much for everything. I appreciate you all honestly. Thank you so much everyone
Fucking out. I'll tell you what I fucking love twitch for doing 35% off
Fucking unbelievable James
Listen, if you want to do that, you can do but I'm not fucking yeah, I mean it room job would I don't know about Jane room job would
Go on Keith. Thank you for the fight. I appreciate that again Keith. What you fucking twat? Thank you very much, mate
I appreciate a lot wait it gives me 35% off. I will gift
Let me see if it does
Go on Keith. Thank you. I'll be given a 27 mate
Let me have a look
All right, good. It says 35% off. I'm gonna minute
Chat he wants a fucking sub he wants a fucking sub
Angry change angry change
angry change angry change angry change
Angry change angry change angry change
Go on Keith, favour to five mate, I appreciate that a lot Keith, thank you, thank you, thank
you, you're a fucking legend.
I'm out, give it a 13 mate, go on I'm out, Keith, favour to five, bro, well I say, you
guys are unbelievable, thank you so much, hey my under has not even gone towards
that fucking train has it?
crazy 8th brother of 3 mate, amma give it a 13 again bro
that's a 9, it did
I don't think it does
go on amma diamond, thank you very much for the 5, I appreciate it a lot amma
thank you, thank you, thank you
I appreciate it a lot, honestly thank you so much love
you're a legend, thank you amma
what's this, I take a fuck, right you fucking put in your order in the wrong place mate
Hey, honestly, if Plas does five, I'll do 25.
Nah, nah, nah, listen, you talk me to.
Honestly, thank you so much everyone.
I appreciate you all, man, honestly, thank you.
Absolutely fucking incredible.
Go on, Amelia, thank you very much for the five.
Love, I appreciate that.
Josh with a five as well, go on, Josh, you're mad.
So, Amelia, five out of five, go on, Plas.
Get in there, Plas, Plas.
Listen, that has put you front running for the job.
That has put you front running for the job, mate.
That's all I'm saying.
It fucking has, mate.
It fucking has.
Go on, Plans, forever to five, mate.
I appreciate that a lot, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, mate.
Time to tell Jakey the TV's gotta go.
I'll go in there and prank him if you want my match.
I'm gonna smash you.
Go on, Ree Rocks, you okay, mate?
James!
James!
James!
James!
James!
James!
James!
We love you, James!
You scouts bastard!
You scars bastard you scars bastard go on James. Love you, mate favorite 25 James
Hey, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that a lot James. Honestly. Thank you so much
Hugo
Forever 23 mate
Hey, honestly, you honestly, thank you so much. I appreciate you a lot honestly. Thank you so much everyone
I appreciate a lot massively. Thank you
go on loza bro it's not even ending like what the fuck loza thank you for the
fine mate I appreciate that loza thank you oh my god tiny
go on go on go on tiny go on with a 20 gifted tiny thank you for the 20 mate
thank you so fucking much for the 20 tiny thank you so much mate I appreciate
I'll honestly chat. This is fucking Jamie mental. What's the actual fuck, bro?
Hey, thank you so much, man. I appreciate you all. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Holy shit, man
James. Thank you again, bro. I appreciate you a lot, man. I said, thank you, bro
Well, what the fuck bro? Like honestly, thank you so much, man
Oh, it's tixie not tiny tixie. Thank you. Oh, yeah, it is. Sorry tix. Thank you so much, mate
Sorry, I miss you fucking. I fucked your name up. Thank you so much Tinkz. I appreciate that bro. Thank you so much mate, honours sir.
Oh my fucking god. Miss Hello Kitty with a 10. What a fucking name. Hello Kitty.
Thank you so much love. I appreciate the 10 love. Thank you. Artie to you for the gifted. Liam to you for the 19.
Morg, and thank you very much for the gift, Ellie Lowe with a 5, go on, Ellie Lowe, thank you so much, love.
Archie, thank you very much, go on, go on, Archie, thank you very much, mate.
Ellie Lowe, thank you very much for the 5, BP, Yacht, go on the boy for the 2 years, mate, I hope you're doing well, go on.
And only Natter, thank you very much, fucking hell, thank you very much for the 10 again, Leona with a 10 as well.
What the fuck, journey, girls, boys, fucking everyone.
You should have fuck out. This is unearned off on a Sunday. Honestly. Thank you so much. My voice is fucked as it is
Hey
It didn't stop
91% on a 23 outro. Thank you so much. Honestly. Thank you. Leona you fucking mad bitch. Thank you for the 10 again love
Thank you. Honestly, I appreciate everyone favorite subbing favorite watching
Thank you for chatting
Either you not if you can't afford or some of you if you don't so honestly
Thank you so much for just chilling and watching that anyway
I absolutely incredible money if you can't afford and hopefully you've been gifted one and if you have been gifted one
Please just make sure you say thank you
Archi
Thank you for the five mate. I appreciate that 99%
Go on Archi. Thank you very much mate. I appreciate that a lot bro. Thank you, mate
Go on the boy. Thank you very much. I give it a five Jack for over three months as well mate
I thought this I'm gonna next time
I'm not sure.
Hey, dude.
I'm so dumb, I'm a 1 out of 2, yeah
The world is a million, I'm a lot better than Japan
The world is a million, I'm a lot better than Japan
3 out of 3 boys in the T-Series, we're all so good
I hate it when it dies, but it dies again
I hate it when it dies again
I hate it when it dies again
Hey dude, ah, me!
I had a big dream in my channel
Oh bro, no, bro!
I had a big dream in my channel
No, no, it's just that you're in it
I'm not in it, I'm just setting hope
Level 24 hype-train, I especially tell you.
No! How is that fair?
Mate, see, he's just one of his summer fun goals.
Burn Jakey's six-seven betting.
Oh, yeah, fucking buzzing. No!
I get the 24 hype-train.
No, you're not doing it!
I have to.
You've not... I have to. You don't have to...
I'll... I'll...
I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll...
I'm going to tell you over a grand! You're not doing it!
How much?
Over a grand! You're not doing it.
Best pay for it. You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
A bet's a bet.
Why am I telling you to do it yourself?
Why can't I move it to someone?
You're not doing me tell it, you're genuinely not.
Is she telling you that you're ruining it?
What? How is it?
Genes is genuinely not doing it.
Genes is not doing it, but it's not a new thing.
It's not a new thing.
It's not a new thing.
It's not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it, it's not trending.
Get changed, you can not do it
I don't mind fucking you know
I don't mind fucking you know
You're not doing it, you're not doing it
I don't mind fucking you know
You don't have to do it
You don't have to do it
Don't do it, you don't have to do it
I've spent 40 minutes on a fucking sandwich
Please
Just a sandwich
No
You don't have to do it
How does this make you, alright then
Chat, chat
It's almost, no
Chat, it's almost 50 right now
Shit, what the fuck are you doing
That didn't end up, you hit the wall didn't you
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
Why?
Because you're not doing it.
All right, OK.
All right.
Sorry.
You're not doing it. You're not doing it.
You don't have to do it.
Change. You're not doing it.
Change! You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
You're not doing it.
24 Hikes right now.
No, you don't.
You don't have to do it.
You're not smashing that telly.
I have to...
Smash your own pussy telly.
You're not smashing me telly.
The ACL.
Let go then, let go then, let go!
Let go!
You're not smashing me to a ging, I'll leave it...
Oh my god, you're not doing it bro!
You're not, you're not doing it!
Yeah just fuck off!
You're not fucking doing that, just fuck off!
It's all forza, let's hop on, have a nice break!
Oh my, fuck off!
Oh my god!
oh my oh my god that is unbelievable honestly that is fucking unbelievable oh
so good so fucking good hey Sam Sam Robert if I even a five as well me actually
Thank you, Jack, you're the free Tirella photo five dream early and for the 24 night. Thank you so much. Honest, sir
Chazza
Just so does it actually basically every car in the world
Here we go chat.
Right here we go chat.
Alright.
Here.
Oh no, fuck that.
Fuck that.
Hold on, what you want?
Ah fuck, fuck, fuck.
Bro, I just wanna play Forza Horizon.
Chat, genuinely, level 10 hype train on mine.
Gingys TV is getting fucking murdered.
murdered level 10 level 10 that thing 2 grand 100% chat level 10 no
This game's sick chat like genuinely this games fucking cold by the golf all my TV
What?
I'm gonna throw you up on any one of the theory games!
Oh bro, Jay, make my own baddest fuck, bro!
I know you won't throw me shit!
I'm gonna throw you up on any one of the theory games!
I'm gonna throw you up on any one of the theory games!
What the f**king hell? What the f**king hell?
Um, weird, very f**king weird.
Honestly, what the f**k?
We're not even fucking finished watching this game. Go on Harry you mad track. Thank you
very much mate. Hope you're doing well brother. You're fucking honest mate. It was good to
be back in your stream. It's not been an honor but just, that's just why you're
out of the goat though isn't it Harry? You've got that thing where people just
always come back and watch. Go on Laura. Two hundred bits. Zack. Two hundred fourteen.
Harry five over fifty six mate. Are you on my two hundred five mate? Demi two hundred
bit scott jibberton ten george jibberton eighteen louis further twenty buff a
feathered five jason 500 bits mate oh fill her in let's have a look let's have
a look and go
didn't take long these profile pictures already brightened
Every fucking game for over 30 fucking years and the fucking blightens corruption and fucking
cheating that goes on in fucking United matches is absolutely fucking spickable.
Fucking ex-bummo can fucking crap the ball with his fucking arm and his thigh.
The rep can be sent to the fucking TV screens, where 99.9999% of the time, the fucking decision gets over 10s, and he goes, no, no, that's absolutely fucking fine, you're cheating horrible dirty bastards, and Bumbo should have been fucking sent off with that,
Cunt Amaro should have been fucking sent off!
He gets a yellow...
Cunt Amaro, he didn't even do one bad tackle today!
Oh, Cardsworth, fucking red card offence!
But it's an old fucking toilet, isn't it?
So of course he doesn't get fucking sent off!
Fucking corn on the cobby, once again!
Shows why he shouldn't be anywhere near a fucking World Cup!
And that will fucking be another disgraceful decision
if that cunt gets picked for the fucking World Cup!
Fucking pig-eyes, Luke Shaw!
Fucking gets his first gulp of like fucking seven years or something like that
and every cunt in there fucking trying to get this fucking assist record
for that dirty cheatin' diamond whining rat face buck tooth cunt fucking Bruno
It's that I fucking can't wait for this season to be done
and I can't wait for next season when he's got fucking bummed all over fucking Europe
you horrible filthy fucking weekend ruining cunts
Ha ha ha!
Fucking sick of w-
Oh my god, he's fucking brilliant.
So, I don't think he's very happy.
What's his most popular TikTok ever?
These.
Fucking sick of watching these fucking Sunday League cunts.
Yeah, honestly, without even knowing he's so funny.
You horrible, horrible, horrible fucking bastards! Fucking battered for 75 fucking minutes, took the rest to send two of their players off for you to even fucking look like you're playing the fucking right game!
You fucking shit! And I guarantee whoever you fucking get, it doesn't even have to be fucking shitty. Whoever you get will fucking knock you out, you fucking jean bastards!
You horrible ho...
Jesus Christ, that fucking told us from day one that this fellow was a clueless championship
standard manager cunt who looked like my circumcised cock.
Fucking ass. Six fucking ex-players. Six ex-players.
Can he not teach new players how to play?
What a fucking bell-end trying to create a fucking axe team from five years ago.
And you know what, I wouldn't mind if Jürgen Klopp would suddenly be the manager of Real Madrid
and wanted to take Trent or maybe even Harvey Elliott, just them two
because they're young and the fucking world-class. I don't understand it
but this prick goes round Europe, hoovering up all the fucking flops.
From his old Ajax team, it's fucking laughable, I can't...
Oh my fucking guy, he's funny, he's so funny.
Honestly, I tell you something, I had never been to win this game, you know.
I thought I had never been to win, and then there went one, oh, he might be off.
He might be off.
Oh, my God.
Tim Eric Greenin has shown the yellow card.
The ball just gets away from him and he shouldn't really be jumping into the challenge like that.
It's fairly low.
It's been no other referee initially feels it's just the yellow, but this will be looked at.
And it's a...
No, it's a yellow. That's a yellow.
Tony Hallington is the VAR today.
And they have confirmed...
Ah, the other day it was class winning a much-call at the end of the clock.
Two points above Newcastle.
Oh my god where's Godfrey now? Do you remember him? He used to play for Everton right back
and then Norwich. What's his name? Ben Godfrey. He batted Everton. I'm not saying you didn't
man, you're not chinnesey. Are you going to Atlanta or Denmark? One of the two. He's
Oh my god, I can't lie.
That's a shit goal, I can't lie.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Oh my god!
Wow!
Hey, I can't lie.
Tarkovsky has been fucking bodied.
Bored. Wow. Tell you what, I wouldn't have thought he'd done that to Tarkovsky but he's
fucking ass. Yeah, that's fair play.
I'm a machine. I'm a machine
I'm a machine
I think he should.
he would be dudding about that.
What a save!
What a save!
I'm a machine!
I mean I'm out of source, I'm a machine.
What a save. It is my item.
Make it stop. What are you doing?
What, it's still proof?
Anupasim Anupasim!
It made it!
I'm looking for a live producer. We do some admin work earlier.
I am looking for one, yeah.
I just thought I'd chat to you about how much that friend's doing.
I thought I'd probably stop doing that hand movement.
Yeah.
Who's yours? Who does yours?
So I had Croft here who used to be Clips, and he retired.
Really? Why?
He thought that he wasn't pointed at 100% in some of you,
so he got these gorgeous Clips, which I respect,
because he didn't need to tell me that.
He could have just kept it away.
So he just does Clips now.
And he decreased his pay for that.
Yeah, did you?
So you try and catch me out there, but I'm not a prick.
No, no, no, nothing.
That's actually the prickish thing to do, is that?
What, increase his pay?
No, no, I said to decrease it.
Oh, can you do that for the job, innit?
No, no, I've, I don't want to reveal all, but I was saying, like,
we'll do that.
Oh, sorry, we'll do this amount.
And then if it works, we'll go to this amount.
Yeah. So I'm keeping the one, the up to amount that I get him from.
Yeah. Well, then not to the next one, because he's
So he's on about 12, 15 hour a week.
about four p an hour I'll probably say it's not bad it's not bad so who's who
does you have producing now no one at the minute but four or four
you can have a trial this week yeah four or four Lewis if you have a trial
for me just DM me on discord mate we'll get you we'll get you hooked up a
sap mate now this would be a test of loyalty 100% this is a test of loyalty
100% Lewis. Lewis, do I come in and chat now and just see if you want to or not?
No, I just don't. I hope this... No, what? No, Lewis just...
Is he standing on his ground? I can't see it.
I don't know. I can't see it. This is your 404 Lewis. Can we just get a confirmation?
I mate, you're okay. Lewis, that easy is it?
Yes, Lewis!
It's not that easy is it?
You okay mate?
All right.
Oh wow he's been following since 2023. Love that from you Lewis. That's unreal from you
you know.
Lewis look I understand real Madrid's coming here but do you remember your boiler club
yeah?
I am his boiler club 2023. When did he follow you? Probably fucking six months ago.
No.
W.
Don't know actually.
When did he follow you?
February 2025 so yeah.
I'll give you a moderate, I'll give you a mod.
No, don't, don't.
There you go.
You're mod now, Lewis.
What did he put out?
What did he say?
I'll stick to Jake.
Thanks, James.
Toast in a good shout, though.
Oh, thank you, Lewis.
That is a good shout.
Why not toast?
No, I'm going to see what Toast did.
I'll stick to Jake.
All right.
I'll mod it.
Oh, no.
You've just been, you've just, honestly.
just honestly, whatever he was going to pay, I was going to double it as well. So you fucked
that massively. Toast, we'll get you an oral contract for £2.50, mate. That's like when
we were drinking for the hair and the hair was like, nah.
What is he going to do? I'm going to say, he's basically, he's going to bring all
that. Sound you've come in. He's gone, nah, I love the load of the club. And I
respect that a lot about your limits. And that's why I'm willing to give you
a second chance I'm willing to give you a second chance limits I'll double whatever
he's got what he's gonna give him say a number say a number say a number say say say say
a number second grand what should what you offering ginger oh now he's not loyal now
Now he's not loyal!
Look, I wouldn't be honest, the potty's bigger!
The potty's definitely bigger, Lewis, but...
He depends on Lewis! Do you want to be a scout for Man United?
Or do you want to be a scout for Birmingham?
What are you dealing with now?
Someone said something about my shirt on your left.
No, no, I like your shirt.
Nice. Thank you.
Birmingham, fuck United. I get the fuck out of here, Lewis.
Up the Chels, you shit, mate, we did it.
Come on, lemon!
Now, I tell you what, I tell you what, mate, come a bit closer to this.
Fuck off. Sniff it, inhale it, and piss off.
Sorry about that.
I'm just gonna leave before it spreads.
We see young foes tonight.
That's a gas mask, you fucking dick.
We see young foes tonight.
Maybe, maybe not.
We'll see.
We see young rainbow sixies tonight.
Ooh, I paid for rainbow.
Rainbow's actually good, you know.
I played it I played it on stream the whole week. No one was there. It was only me at the house
I had a lovely desk on stream.
It's on end of the minute. You don't get bonus points.
Don't get bonus points because you're the only one here.
No, I'm just saying I'm just like setting the seat.
I'm playing Rainbow and Morky. I could it too.
What did you do?
Yeah, keyboard and mouse.
Put your back up in the air and tell you to get in.
Come on, ACM.
I've done the ACM.
Let's get the club up.
Nah.
Do you know actually, show them how to console them, they clip.
Pardon?
Go on, Rossika, you mad bitch!
Thank you very much, Rossika.
I appreciate that a lot, love.
Thank you, and a five, Rossika, your legend.
Thank you so much, love, I appreciate that, honestly, thank you.
If we get to level 29, train again today, chat, I will smash his teller.
Okay, mate, smashing me TV, bro.
Why don't you smash someone else's TV?
I can, it's not funny.
Don't mind, though, I give, uh, reacts too much.
Possibly, yeah, you could say that.
I've never been a smashy TV before.
I've been really fired when I do it.
Yeah.
I actually really fired when I do it.
But you just, you know...
Cos the thing is with me, yeah, right?
Yeah, what is the thing with you?
But...
Taze...
Taze and Chazza, yeah, will crash out to the point...
Cheers, Paul.
Lucy!
5-5, Lucy, go on you sexy bitch!
Thank you very, very much, love, I appreciate that.
Taze and Chazza crash out to the level of like losing the Red Jar.
I mean, I get serious. Yeah, whereas I cry I crash out and it's like it's never too serious. I mean, yeah
Fuck what I'm gonna minute
20 26 minus 18
2026 minus 2008 what kind of massive 18 and thank fuck that's all right because
Lucy is a Lucy MC 08 and I didn't see the away and I said yes Lucy thank you
so much but yeah I will do could be that's all right she said she's
go on Lucy you're milk oh really which video oh that's not out yet yeah yeah I
mean I don't add you on strings I didn't on strings
nah nah I think he had his own strings to be sure yeah but you yeah
Seeds Caesar might yeah, Caesar siege
Yeah, also. I'm gonna I'm gonna place an order for our fridge. What do you want? Oh?
Right beanie balls
Like a bit of right beanie
It's more canals. Oh, yeah, she shared a fridge fucking to write. Okay more canals
right
We're both watching our figure, so...
Right, being a bottle, so they don't do bottles.
They do.
Not this shop.
Do a different shop.
There's shit from that.
There's nowhere else.
I'll waste, I'll waste this.
One minute, Jack.
I'll waste this.
Hang on.
Look.
Grocery.
You've got...
No, I don't want a KFC.
I think we could come KFC.
Yeah, but you've scored a lot.
You've got that.
You've got that.
You've got that.
You've got that.
Oh, that's what I got there.
You've got that.
Oh, that's what I know there.
What?
Oh, no.
Good call.
We're not going there until we've been there.
See you in a bit. Have a good one.
Bye.
Where have you been in there?
Have you just been in there the entire time?
Oh, sorry.
Who was in the new Tindra Tindra video?
I bet you were.
Sorry, I'm your security.
Oh, have you done that?
Yeah, I should have pulled it up.
Oh, you were watching the Tindra Tindra video with your girlfriend?
Yeah.
That's weird.
he's going to stream and get us back.
He's going to stream and get us back.
He's going to get back.
He's going to play Siege of Us.
He's going to play Siege?
Yeah.
See you in a bit, Kara.
Bye, Kara.
Ding dong, which is dead?
Which is dead? Which is dead?
How am I going to sing?
How am I going to sing?
How am I going to sing?
We want our bean old back.
be no back we want our be no back we want our be no back
so I think once don't yeah yeah fuck off yeah you better better leave I've gone
now right well we're gonna go for a fridge yeah
Bro, stop going on KFC. One day is a good show.
I've not gone on KFC once. I don't know why he's saying this.
Bro, this is the petrol station.
Yeah. Don't just do petrol, mate.
$2.99 a bottle. I hate ordering these.
No, well, it's...
I ain't paying $2.99 a bottle for a 500ml of Ibina.
Can we have it over in the chat for Lewis, please? That's unreal.
I know JD. Watson would you take high-vives, Perms? Sorry.
Chalmers the best job to get drinks for a...
I'm a machine! I'm a machine! I'm a machine!
If you want a KFC, you have to order it yourself.
Asda Tesco. Asda's a shell.
Do you know what I was going to do? Well, I went away in the end.
But Asda asked me to do something with him for you, when in the jungle.
Do you want me to do something with like crab legs or something?
Crab sticks, yeah.
I assume you'd, oh yeah, no you wouldn't do it would you?
Can't give a fuck about me.
You've never seen my full interview on Good Morning, bro?
No I have.
Have you?
Yeah, I watched every single thing when I came out.
You didn't watch the last bit, you didn't?
I watched it in a minute if you haven't.
I thought it would have been mental if you didn't tell me that.
Jalen Mentall, I know I didn't say the piss here yet, right?
This is Jalen Mentall to me,
like, my jaw dropped, bro, me and Tayden couldn't believe it.
Susanna Reed asked if she could take a picture
with me and Tayden for her kids.
John Mentall, that is.
That is very weird.
Do you reckon she, I think she just did it out of kindness.
Yeah.
When I went on there for soccer ride,
she went, oh, we had your mates on the other one,
did you
So he was nice. Oh, she's that I'm not joking by the way, she's on a reed's got aura
Yeah, see she's out of readers got aura who's a mate on the show now
He was asking us some like mad questions. I don't know. I I can't remember the guy that was on when I was on there
He's a politician. I think I use an act of politics. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
John Ed Balls Ed Balls
What is it?
It's Ed.
Ed Balls.
Yeah it's him. Ed Balls.
Yeah Ed Balls.
He went towards, he went.
So what do you think then when James comes out?
Do you think he'll say no?
What?
When you come out.
Oh the jungle. Sorry carry on.
So anyway.
You can say that.
Mate, what have you to tell them?
So anyway, Ed goes, so when he comes out the jungle, then you think maybe he could, he could leave both boys itself, right?
And I thought, I fucking hope not, I can't shut up.
Honestly, the studio erupted, they loved that one.
Are you slow on a good morning, Britain?
No, I said I hope not.
Oh, I thought you said I fucking hope not, sorry.
Why is there shows in it sometimes, Ed can read people's minds and what they should have done.
Right, do you want full sugar, low sugar?
low sugar of course
No low sugar oh
Fuck it's hard in it. No, it's not it isn't well if it's not why were you fucking the silent fucking well 18 months
Was sorry. Yeah, I know and then I locked him
All you have to do is eat less and that's as far as I do it on
Yeah, what's that? Yeah
I've heard that it's actually quite easy, you just don't eat as much and then you move more.
That is actually the simplest thing.
It's about discipline. More than anything it's up here.
I'll say you lost weight when I took my eyes off the ball.
I lost weight when I took my eyes off the ball.
It depends what you mean by off the ball. Is that going on national TV every now and then for three weeks in front of millions of people and one in the jungle?
If that's off your ball, do you know what?
I would have to turn it down because I'd rather be live for the chat.
Yeah, you turn what now? I turn down the slept down. Did you? Yeah, it's okay. Not say that
So you don't say it no, but I change yeah
I the only reason I don't go to the gym yet is because like that's an hour that I could spend life
Yeah, yeah, well, thanks. You go live today. You don't care about that anymore. It's right. What's right? I'm only I'm not
What time did you go live today?
five
You couldn't have gone to the gym before five
What were you doing
Anonymous thank you very much for the gift did to a Zampic final boss. Thank you very much for your channel
I think you might have a final boss actually
I don't do all that big.
No, we can't.
We could be edging that bracket.
Yeah. At least you know where to go.
How am I going to use wallax potentially?
I'm not going to actually, I'm just going to...
I think you just do it legit.
Because the problem is with that sort of stuff is,
it's a quick fix.
Yeah.
But you've not trained yourself to not eat that shit.
So naturally when you come off it...
I'm a machine!
I'm a machine!
I'm a machine! I'm a machine!
And that is what happens.
Yeah. Joe is, yeah. I've got an addiction.
Have you now?
I've got an addiction, that's the truth.
Wait, is it back?
No.
The chicken legend's back.
No, it's not back. It's fixed.
Oh, it's not back.
Is the chicken legend back or not? What's going on?
What are you about chicken fucking legend?
No one's mentioned a chicken legend.
It's fine. I'm just gonna turn it off entirely because it should be off anyway. What else do you want for the fridge?
Wake up
I don't wake up that late
Lewis don't worry, bro. I'm not following you in the bushes. Don't I go in here. Yeah, we're gonna get you a child
Go on villain himself. I had a five mate
Go on villain fine, but a five mate. I appreciate that bro. Thank you, mate
Do you reckon the villain of both boys is, I'm gonna say me. Come on, Menace.
The villain of both boys?
Have you seen my cool car?
Potentially, it's such a work of art.
I haven't, though.
Okay, keep that in mind, because when you come back from...
I mean, nowhere.
I'm not even gonna say risk it.
When you come back from nowhere.
Barcelona?
Oh, my God.
You have to take the video, you have to take the stream down.
You have to take the stream down.
um yeah i'll take you for a little uh
a little spinner runa a little spinner runa you know take a spinning one is it
mate treat like a passenger princess take it to starbucks like you get
wherever you want is it one of them one is there
what the fuck is the back of his shirt turn around jake
that is what on this on the back of his shirt you only know if you've watched
the video do you know lucky four could be cool yeah right not that shirt
I thought it could be quite cool, like you calling yourself a nuns?
No, where's the coolness? No, this is the shit.
I might, this might be like a bit of a shit thing. Yeah.
I'll be honest, no one's going to be bothered, but like, I thought maybe some of our channels
actually swore they wouldn't care. Is it now? Yeah. What if we all signed it and then I'll pick
a random subscriber and they can have it? But would anyone be asked? Do you have any?
There would one that I can't like it, it's...
Because I've sweated it in everything.
I would be a bit worse if you said that.
I'd probably just, what the fuck?
I'd probably just...
Oh, gee. I'd wash it first.
I've got to say, I'd probably just wash it first.
Yeah, I'd wash it first.
What things do you want? Snacks?
Oh.
Is that what I'm getting, KFC?
I'm not getting KFC.
Well, you're on snacks here and they don't...
Chris is still going to fucking fridge me so no but anything I could go anywhere though
What do you want chocolate?
I said I'd say tips off him
Here you go easy chucky. Oh do you remember Finlay? Whoa minstrels show you some minstrels.
I'll do that. Do you remember Finlay? Don't really narrow it down that. Finlay LFC 10 or something.
Yeah
I know I said I wasn't coming back. We just want to say
Can you just fuck off and stop begging it off genius to get views for once the fat mess that he is
He just comes in my chat and just chops it all the time
The chat's just spamming it with VIP them and everything
What's he using there let me see you
Finn summer
I think you should reward him mate because he does do some licking. I mean
I bet you've not had to clean your arse in a long time.
Finn, can you come in here and chat just so I can see you, mate?
Yeah, I think so. Finn, LFC, 10.
I just wanted to get the recognition of you.
Yeah, that I deserve, which I mean,
he's been keeping your shit clean for weeks.
He doesn't follow me unless you're reading his name wrong.
It's double N.
Finn, LFC, 10.
Oh, here we go. This was his first comment in my chat.
Jakey should just make his own content and he needs to do everything for him and learn how to pronounce Ganol and also get a chin
Yeah, tell Jakey to fuck off. Can Jakey stop begging it for one fuck off streaming. No one cares
Well, Ginge you've got you've got to give him the why is Jakey leeching off gins like always go make your own content
Do I mean bro? I think even you shit clean for month you need to
I
Don't think he typed in your child as I come in the room. Don't look like it
You only followed me on the December last year and that was after jungle
Quite a few days after actually
Oh, that's when I did nipple. I said your name being kicked down the stairs
Oh, you're warned him. Yeah, you click for his name and warned him. Yeah
I said your name being kicked down the stairs cause I was just gonna say I'm gonna kick his name down the stairs
I didn't actually do it though.
You wouldn't have to do the fuck on it, we know he's yelling at you.
Don't you want me to test your mod, Finn?
If you just want to keep doing what you're doing.
Give him a mod.
I give him a mod.
He's worked hard.
You go Finn, see what you can do as a moderator mate.
He's earned that.
You couldn't make him the producer.
He just keeps hovering a random thing over your face all the time.
He's just a blur.
New head mod. We'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes.
But no, I'm joking. I'm thinking you shit clean from Mum, so he's got a copy of it.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
I bet you didn't even notice the Japan toilets.
No, I definitely noticed that, mate, because I was shitting for fucking days.
leave the room now doing my edit respect that fit respect that and anything else
you'd like some Ferrero Rocher's
I'm not on the KFC
anything else is it bad if I just get one piece of chicken from KFC
I don't know what's worth the fact you want to pay 10 bucks
Yes, CMC, you okay?
I'm just wondering, because we're out of Northern Ireland tomorrow.
It's hard to stay over at boss time.
You ain't coming with me tomorrow mate, you've got winter.
Right, all good, no worries mate.
All good, you're going to come down after winter mate.
Yeah, that's for in my plans.
Why, what were your plans?
You're on stream.
All right, no worries mate. See you in a bit.
Oh, that was legit. Wait, I'm on Grimm's actually, I think Grimm's here.
Grimm's here now? Why is he back?
The chat of the elderly. Why?
Yeah. Yeah, Grimm, you okay mate? You on stream?
Yeah, I'm outside bro, you're like, yeah.
He's actually going back, why is he going back?
You're getting the chat of animals on strings.
This, I just need to see Mark as soon as possible.
Can you go let him in for me please, Jake?
please bro oh he's come back to finish it
no right no it's I'll come and I'll come and get you now mate
noise can you go like me please cuz I'm ordering our stuff I'm paying for it
right and then I'm going back to my own cell that's fine mate anything I shunt
before you go.
No, surprise me, surprise me.
Don't get me chocolate milk.
Actually, I think I should have Ellie's number. I think she saved his bitch number too.
Yeah, I don't have his birds number. Jake, I don't have a number.
Yeah, I don't have a number. Well, I've got an Instagram, I think.
Have a look. No, I ain't got a fucking clue.
Excuse you.
Take the TV whilst he's gone in my gym.
Why did you tell me to fuck off on us for a picture at Jaffa Center?
Brilliant.
Let me get my chocolate milk.
You all right, good mate?
All right, Nora, is your idea to meet?
Yeah, all right, mate.
Yeah, do you want to explain to the chat why you're back again?
Right.
I'm back again. Just to check this.
I turn up we're doing a haircut sweet number one it's not on you but you did
have product in your hair okay 100% yeah sweet thank you for validating me
no so anyway we get stuck into the fade we're giving the trim on the top
wait I why do you feel as though you've got to justify it well because it's
just the way that when you show in people it's not the way I want it to
So I'm gonna fucking style this now, you know.
Right, okay.
So then, and anyone that says that.
Have you got any powder here?
Yeah.
Oh, can I take it off your hands?
You want it?
Yeah.
Thank you, man, I appreciate that.
You know what?
I was wondering if you didn't have any,
because you didn't style it.
No.
And I know you like to dry it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's got these scouts.
Exactly.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, powder is an air powder, not the tasers shit.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I don't want to get any hair on this shit.
I appreciate that mate, thank you.
I personally don't think much is going to come off.
No, you'll be sad.
But you know, this part here,
so check this as well, chat.
No one will really actually be able to see it
unless I could show it to you.
So, Marlon has a high crown, right?
It's not about the one from the jungle.
No, but sometimes crowns
can be here, here, here.
Marlon's is right here, okay?
Now he has straight, straight, straight hair.
Okay, now in most cases barbers will just shave that off. Okay, because it looks nice and finished
But basically I call it crown snatching. I
Don't snatch crowns hence. He's got a crown and it's wild. Okay, so it has to just go the way it has to go
So there's me explanation on Morgan's wild hair and why this part at the back because it spirals round
This is actually be charging man teaching your barbering on
So it will fall down and when he moves his hair over this part doesn't always get moved over so it sticks out
Hence I don't chop that off. No
Because that means then I would have crown snatched you but what's wrong with that?
And spike it so the more the more weight in it
Once it's over the way it's supposed to be is perfect. So we've got advice fire it now. It looks gorgeous
Look at that. People telling me there's no faith, you're actually blind. Yeah.
You're nibbling at him. No way, he's got me.
I can tell you said no. No way you've ever done this to me.
I swear to God, no. Never happened to me. Never happened to me this.
You've done well, he's nibbled to a different level chat.
20 years in this game, and you've got me.
Tell me mate, everyone's got an opinion on social media mate.
I know but I just, you know, I've even been, I've seen myself.
Time for a career change last night.
That's what I was thinking like, I'm a mentally so I'm not, you know, I mean like, you know,
what have I gone to deserve this?
Because normally, you come on, and everyone's quite supportive of your hair really, aren't they?
And then when you did it before, he was like, this was here.
That's because it was wet, that's because it was wet.
I know, I'm off, you know.
But I actually, you see, I get this.
This is why I didn't do a don't quit your day job
with him chap, fuck that, be sacked.
Well, you know what, now it's washed.
It's dry, then it's settled in.
Maybe this could be the way forward.
Maybe you might need to try it.
What do you mean?
No, I'm not my caricatures, mate.
Listen, if you want me to just fucking wash it
so it's fresh before I call you every time,
I can do that.
I didn't know I've been producting you,
that makes it harder.
Oh mate, yeah, it's like, it's a fucking,
Mike there bro
Absolutely Mike there
Cuey, are we returning mate? There's not yet
There's his fuck
I'll be careful here mate, they're gonna just do it more
This is the thing, when they've got you, you've got to allow them to have you otherwise
They're gonna get you next time, they're gonna get you after that
I can't allow it after this, I know
Not bad for a first year apprentice
Hey, I love you, you know, I've seen that level I've trained before. I think we should
get some serious doubles in the jack. They ain't no fucking barbers coming back.
That's true.
Do you know what I mean?
That's true. No barbers coming back at quarter to ten on a Sunday.
Care about my clients, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, no, you know, I understand. Imagine I was a barber.
I know what you're talking about, someone in my chat here. There you go. Chezzy Zara.
Love you Chezzy. Love you. As a hairdresser I understand now much. I understand so much
why he feels he needs to justify and style it properly. Oh, love you. Why did he cut
his hair with pliers. I like that one normally it's nice and
forked but pliers I like it. I like it. And the barber I understand nothing of what he's saying.
That verse is definitely not a barber. Yeah. I reckon I could cut hair by. Is it sure for a
landscape ingriff. So you see, Morgan, yeah, if you was to describe
Morgan and his brand, it's fringe, anger-ginge, angry-fringe, yeah. When we
cut hair, when we consultate, we know that this is forever gonna be you, yeah.
Yeah. So, sometimes we leave it long, sometimes it goes a little bit short.
but this part here this is what creates the bulk so you'll see him play he was
there all time but in some cases when he plays football he does that don't it yeah
it's splits done it yeah but we can't look after your hair all the time no no
no you can't cut hair like it's gonna play on all traffic every day exactly now
there's some guys out there and you know what I have clients and I'll spray the
hairline on but I don't know I know you don't like all that spray on stuff aka FG
oh listen to be fair FG's hairline is very good he's very strong and he doesn't use
and he doesn't use them yeah so yeah fully no that was pretty funny. Climbing to the 24 mate.
Pranks for the 24 mate. Was grim blindfolded a couple of hours ago.
J.K. Alcindor, the boy is like, what are you doing back? I can only do that, I've captured him earlier.
So what is it you're doing here now then? If you've finished it before, what is it you've come back to do exactly?
So because you have product in, and now that you've washed it out and you've dried it and your hair is naturally sitting now.
So all I'm doing is if you was going to go on to television after, I'm not going to just style your hair.
now this is sitting naturally yeah it shouldn't really move too much do you
still be your whole you know your little comb over thing yeah which is fine but
any little bits and bobs of hair sticking out yeah because I know this
lot I'm just gonna point it out okay Stevey Grimdor
No, I'm not selling the hair that goes on the floor, thank you.
But I'm telling you something as well, out of all my years and years and years of cutting,
you actually do have one of the hardest people I've cut just because of your crown.
Just because of your crown?
Yeah, I'm not even chatting shit chat, yeah. I'm not chatting shit.
And I reckon, I've not carried my chas in my chat.
Yeah, why is it impossible for you to make Winston? Sorry
He's trying to get out of the job. Oh, apparently so come on chaz off. Is everyone see chaz is there?
Oh, what carl and chaz they are. Yeah
That's what's in great
Grim who's the most famous person you've cut
Fair enough I take that second boss
Kano you might know Miss Sully we've got the car key. We've got an out of it
We've got class niche. We've got Antonio. We've got loads of people. You've got to see the aunt. Yeah, you've got to see
Yeah, just hit the instant just have a look. They're all on there. They're all on there
I've got all the mob boys on there. Yeah, the most famous people on my grandma right now. He's these guys
Kano's there. They're loving the Kano one. Yeah, his pictures of me Kano
He actually specializes in what would you specialize in? Well, I'm on a ward winning
Afro Caribbean bar bar
I was a finalist 2016. I won it in 2017 and then when I thought I was
Like collapsed and chopped with Barbara again like I do because I'm a critic very critical
I went and won it again in 2021
I've been an ambassador one of the biggest clipper companies in the world
You know I've been on every stage every famous stage you could be on and talk about Barbara
I've done education, I teach education, I do private education
and I've got some big news next week as well coming so you know listen Grimm's leveling up
Grimm is leveling up. Grimm is leveling up. At the same time, not every barber is as critical as myself
Yeah. Unfortunately is it a bad thing? Yeah. I've just found out that it cuts me in half. Yeah, but trust me, I think you will never gain a more passionate barber
and my role to success in my job is unbelievable and I love it. I adore my job and I protect
it. Hence, look at him now.
Edward Grumhans.
Let's ban him. No, we don't ban him. We just...
Time out.
Time out.
Time out.
Time out.
Who was it?
It was Drakey.
Oh, he's got a bit of a good name, aren't he?
Yeah.
So we're letting off that one.
Look at his picture.
Oh is it?
It's not really a good time isn't it?
Never mind, Drake here.
Do you do cancellations?
I charge for cancellations.
He does.
How much for the trim?
How much for a trim?
You got to go on my website, grimbabba.co.uk
You trim it with his hands tied and his blindfolded.
No, he's not, he's not...
No, it's not, it's not a bush to the trial.
Let me know when you close Grif, let me know when you closed!
Right, so he was this part over here.
So, chap, before, he was like a little baldy patch here, wasn't he?
But he's not there no more, hence his head dried.
But, check this out, anyway, we're just gonna just feather a little bit of this out.
Just to make it look like...
so...
look.
Bush took a trim.
This is what a Bush took a trim, but actually, look like one of his.
What was my bad for doing for a living? I'm not sure yet sonny.
I'm really listening Cliff.
Again, if I wasn't so critical, I know you would have been happy with it.
And I love you for that.
Thank you man.
And Taze, if you see this side of Cliff, welcome mate.
Taze, he came in.
He's the one he got your real in. He's the one he got your real in.
Be what he was doing, for fair play bro.
would you say it was Tay's or the chat that really did you?
Nah, you know it was a bit me, let me show you.
You screen shot it?
Yeah, screen shot it.
Go on.
Ah, the back bit there.
Yeah, it killed me bro, it killed me.
You can see it, obviously it.
So if you just cut that off?
No, you never do that.
That's what shit barbers do.
Crown snatcher.
I don't crown snatch.
We work with it.
Bro, when it comes to crowns, yeah,
and as many people as you've got on your head.
But surely it's just fucking easy to get rid of it.
No, well it is, but it's a pop-out.
It's a pop-out.
Yeah, well it's a fucking snitch.
I've never thought that would ever happen.
I know, but then what they'll say is
you've been crown snatched.
No, no, no one in that fucking chat
have got a clue what a crown snatch looks like.
If you'd choked that off now in front of them,
I'd say now that not one of them would go,
you'd been crown snatched.
Nah, they would, they'd be like, oh you think it's the Turkish barbers haven't ya?
That's what they would honestly, like that's what happens bro.
That's what a lot of barbers do, they just look at it and just not ask, they just whiz it off.
I've been there myself and honestly, if I did that to you, you would absolutely hate it mate.
Because it's up here, and your face just right at the top of your head.
You've been charlotsing that. Well I ain't fucking charlotsing it off your dick so you can't just spam it now.
One JB, do you have a 10 mate?
Nothing wrong with the feet, so the feet might land.
I only know one type of snatch.
Go on Kat, in you might come.
Well the pole, has he made it worse?
Yes.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Is it a pole?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha, I love it.
Wait, is that actually winning? Yes. Yeah. Right, how am I supposed to turn user around, man?
Every time I've been in, it's been a minute. How am I supposed to turn that around, man?
Ah, I love what you can make. Do you think it's done?
Yeah. Is that it? Am I done? It's done for today anyway.
Okay, so you're not gonna let me go or anything, no, man?
Pardon? You're not gonna let me go around, man?
No, I won't let you go, mate. No.
Sorry, I don't worry.
Right, two more takes and I'm fucking happy with this trim.
Perfect.
In fact, I've got some powder on it, yeah a little powder on it, this is called feathering,
just in case anyone wanted to know.
A little bit of them in there, bring this corner in, so you know if I bring it here,
that looks nice and blended, yeah, but then if you bring it here, now those don't
look blended, so how is it, how are you supposed to have it that way, and then
way and that way and it all fits well it's a hard job it's not it's not easy
being a barber why they want to be a barber yeah
Charlie said do you sell hats I see someone right before so when's where's
grimo where's grim shopper what I'm also open up and a hot shop across the road
oh it's fucking hilarious it is fair play you know what I absolutely adore you
it is what it is are you done no where we go a little bit of this a little bit
of that yeah and then hopefully it'll just stay in place now have you put that
on the ground I'm not gonna put any of this on okay but that's for you to take
yeah thank you mate I don't like shit anyway I can't stand it well it's not
It's not actually Coke, it's not actually Coke mate, it's just hair powder.
Oh right yeah.
You know how all the powders in the world, for me that's, you know, you've got loads of different companies, that's the best one, and you know you can buy it from B&M, how much is that?
Is it, B&M's are fucking, B&M are home bargains, because I get...
You get it from both places?
Okay.
This is probably what suits you more for your hair.
What, hair spray?
A little bit of hair spray.
That'll be J.K.
Hey mate, I'll be you without time tonight.
Cheers for a minute, Chia.
He's it.
Me, me drinks.
Oh, shit.
Come on, mate.
There we go, perfect.
I just don't want to get this over.
I forgot it's had a gun on the last one.
I know, but still, it's just...
Cheers mate. Thank you very much mate. No worries I'll show you how. Thank you very much mate.
I just want to say thank you to the chat. Thanks for all your support. I love you as well if you don't love me or don't like you there.
Now let's jump into some songs for the past few years. Can't do any more, can I?
You can't please everyone Grim. It shows what sort of arbor is to come back, that's what I'll say.
No worries I'll show you how mate. Thank you very much. I'll be back in a minute, chat. Give me a minute.
And then she gave it up to the girl I used to like, and then he wore her earrings to the thing he'd just bagged into.
So be it, so be it.
You're home to kiss me on the mountain
I'm here like a saver
And when you get a taste
Can you tell me what's the flavor?
I told the new god
But I believed that it's all a saver
The box is that she's worried
But I'm not a real slave
And when we get dirty
I forget as long
You'll see so I can see
I've been seeing you since I hit you so hard
So it's a life to see
And I hate you since I'm on my own
What a dick!
I actually just walked into your room and you were there
That's why I came back home to chat with you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah I did, I'm majority.
You know I didn't have majority, why you like that one a bit?
Yeah but you were just saying that, you were just saying that because you were just trying to be girly pops being like, oh no, I only had two special things.
You're trying to be girly pops?
I'm not, why was I not? Cause you know I've no reasons why.
Who's just what Lula?
Who's what Lula?
So just to back up, because I've got um...
I've got a Yuzuka.
I'm not going to talk about it.
Oh, what?
Oh, it's Stephen that. Stephen Ray that I heard about.
No, what a dick. Oh, Jesus.
Do you want my dick? Why would he say that?
Oh, it was Stephen.
Stephen, you met Stephen at the party.
Oh my, yeah, apparently he asked you why you called her a kid.
Was it a lie? Yeah, yeah, no, it was a mum.
Oh, mum said, why did you call my daughter a kid?
I said, because that's the first time I've met her.
Oh, smooth.
I've never been to my kid.
What?
I've never been to my kid.
Jeff Bezos would never have been to the Amazon and I was his evil,
but he still fucked your own son, you're rich.
I've never done and will never take anything so I've got to lose weight.
It's lazy to fix the objects.
That's your opinion.
Anyway, is that all I need to do tomorrow?
Yeah, so I'm a lot of chocky milk.
You get yourself a chocky milk.
Thank you, I'll order it now.
All right.
All right, bye-bye.
What?
It's a bit heavy.
I'm going to say B.
Oh, so we can't really start.
You just try to find a B in them.
All of them for me.
I've always, I've always,
mis-shared in physical situations.
I've got to work for me, I feel.
All right, okay.
I'll listen.
No, that's not business.
Okay, that's not business.
You got everything on anyway, now.
Hello, Vino.
Right, Vino.
We're just talking business.
Now, me and JJ share a fridge.
I'll put it in the water.
No, I'm here.
I'll put it in the water.
And you asked the ministers to give me countless...
Oh, my.
Oh!
Fucking one job.
God's sake!
One job.
Can we just go together?
No, they're not.
No, you want the crunch in the shell?
Yeah, no.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
They're not yours.
Tell them.
He's not part of our deal.
You're not part of our deal?
Look at the remote.
What?
No, it's the black star here.
Get rid of spots.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because I woke up this morning, I went, oh, I'll have a spot here, please.
There's a swatch of food.
I knew more from my face.
You clearly don't.
You're scuppy prick.
Sorry.
Oh!
Sorry.
Wow, sorry.
Mate, that is such a little blow.
And he's the victim of what?
That's awful.
People don't understand what I'm saying, you know.
That's not what I was saying.
You know what?
I'm not in the grass, but I'll fucking say it.
When you walked out of the car,
what charmedy started chatting?
What?
What?
What was the charmedy started chatting?
One more year, one more year, car.
You know what that was?
It was something.
Can I just say it's all you know that you buy a plane and get a glove?
I've touched it before, mate.
It's something on the lines of the witch he's gone, the witch he's dead.
I don't know.
Why over here?
Deflitch.
Take a fucking contract.
Man, I haven't bought a bike yet.
Stop, it's different.
I'm not crazy about stuff.
No, I've invested.
Very weird.
I'm not weird, Fincy said.
Weird Fincy said.
Tell me what else is your order, this fucking party with water and two diet cults?
No, they were meant to be cans of canals.
Can I say diet-
Exactly, what kind of fucking stuff?
You want to pick Diet Pepsi or Pepsi Max?
Check around, I'll say that.
I'm going to go and give these chas and a hug and come to you.
Yeah, I'll like that, I'll like that.
Who's going to carry him? What me or you?
I'll carry him off.
So you're giving the party rooms as well?
I'll give him the party rooms.
Oh fuck, you can just make them as long as he's ended.
We're getting there.
Okay.
I'm doing shit off camera.
I'm doing shit off camera for God's sake.
Fuck that. I ain't being a nice person off camera.
Fuck me.
Fuck that.
Yeah, I'm telling you, it's gonna be nice at least filming.
Well, actually, bro.
That's not going well.
What are your ideas, then?
Thanks, mate.
Chat who leaked CMC's number? It would have been Jim's.
It would have been.
I can't really be nice to leak his number.
No, it's what it is, yeah. Right.
He rings me.
Fuck off, no way!
He rings me.
He rings me quite a lot, CMC.
And for some reason today,
put some mascarine,
caramanchela is number underneath the WhatsApp.
Yeah, that is a bit weird.
That happens to the best of us, doesn't it?
Can I just have a cup for a bit?
We'll change the recipe.
I've there.
Can I just have a cup?
Actually, I don't like chocolate.
That's got 3,000 calories in it.
Yeah, but it's got protein in it as well.
So, it's one way, he tags it by five, so 125, so there is 625 calories.
Yeah, that's fucking nothing.
And there is 30 grams of protein.
So, in 600 calories, 30 grams of protein, where does that lie in you?
Is that a good ratio or is that a bad ratio?
That's fucking pump out of that. That's making you pumping.
Right, and there is 91, 88 grams of sugar.
What's that, tea spoon? I mean, I don't drink tea, yeah?
So, whoever has, like, a tea, like, three teas a day.
That's my three teas.
And there's also 88 grams of carbohydrates.
What?
I don't have toast, do I? I don't have toast at the moment.
I mean, you can play this game now. You like your three slices of toast in the morning.
I don't have toast.
What?
You don't have toast.
I've literally been supporting you for over two years and now you don't have one.
Interesting.
No, I don't have toast in the morning.
That's alright.
Toast, do you want to be alive?
Do you want to jump ships?
Do you want to go on loan for a bit, toast?
You're not getting a lot of game time there, are you?
Come over, Toast, and get some game time.
Fuck off, Jakey Mug.
Ha ha ha ha!
Go on, Toast! That's why we fucking love him!
That is why we fucking love Toast!
Go on, Toast!
I'll be honest, he won't get game time there either.
What do you know?
W's in the chat for Toast, he ain't going in front of Watson,
Tom's Gate, Lewis.
What are you on here?
Oh, I've got a 7-chat now.
What are they called? 7-chat?
Oh, it's unreal.
What's 7-chat?
What's 7-chat? So it's like, see that there?
Go and put your own emails in.
7TV, that's it.
You fucking... alright.
7TV is so good.
People put their own lot of gifts in.
They're only much and like you can put gifts in that
So why are you on them all the racist ones? What there's no racist ones in there as a cat
That's tons on that triple team
You've got one of the most brain-riding cats, and I won't change you for the world
I love them. What the speed?
I don't know that much though, do you? I do love them. You don't because you walked out on a little week
Well he's just said the M word to the Obama. No he will do it.
Probably actually, he's meant to know.
He might be one of the good ones, we might leave him, he might be alright.
You know, you always get a second chance in this chat, he might get that.
Well as the mod giveaway, what would a mod giveaway?
Yeah, he's done your iPhone giveaway.
Yeah.
Where's the iPhone?
Well that's weird. Oh the phone came today, thank you again.
Absolute legend mate.
I don't know, it was actually in the receipt?
Oh, no, it wasn't actually keyscroll for a minute.
Only if you send me a note.
Aw, man, I'm not a fucking doctor disrespect, so chill on that shit.
Spine man far from healthy.
I'm lying, mine's Spine Man's tough one.
Nah, it's actually weird.
You don't have to look at that, have you?
No.
Get him off.
He pours off.
Should we play some rainbow?
I'd like some rainbow.
Right now.
Where's the rainbow right now?
Oh me, he's actually so good.
Jack, shall we play some rainbow?
On anything I'm going to.
Oh, Tommy wants a club. See if Tommy wants to come on...
See if he wants to come on the rainbow.
Tommy, you?
Colbert.
Oh, Colbert!
Wow!
What? Wow!
He said Tommy!
I said Tommy at first, I said Tommy who?
And then I thought he said Kobe.
Have you guessed after watching GB News you've heard about him?
Oh my god, you're so weird.
I don't know if I hate you man.
You hate me really?
Yeah, I actually do.
Wow.
Toby, have you ever played Siege?
I actually like Siege.
I thought you were right. I actually like Toby.
I love Toby.
What?
You mean Toby or like that? Asking, asking.
You mean Toby or like that? We've been through a lot together.
Oh, okay.
What are we calling, 518, brother?
Who the fuck are you? What am I doing?
He's sounding that way.
It's weird, don't I?
Tell them what's the last.
What were we on on the side a couple months ago?
A little bit.
No.
Oh, there's...
I don't recall.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, it was.
Deges in the chat.
Bro, why am I chatting?
If I chat to say Deges in the chat, just randomly.
Like all the time.
I just go, oh my God, Deges in the chat.
Vinorius.
Deadjoo was a player who always succeeds, a fox, my chat is actually a fox
Deadjoo's not here
Deadjoo's always there
Deadjoo gives too far
Deadjoo's always with us
Is it? I can't see Deadjoo, yeah she is always there
Big funding
What am I talking about bro, jail, barb and break down
Well, they should have free one take that.
Shall I show you a quick video of what I might be getting for you?
Yeah, go on.
So, this is potentially the Jake Mabel 2.0.
Mark 2, we've decided to go with Mark 2.
Mark 2 sounds better.
That's Chaz's thing that I can't find where they are.
We'll just go to the Jakey Davis live channel on YouTube.
There we go.
Potential.
Nice.
From the top.
Go bro.
Looks free end.
Why do you have WU?
um growing up my dad's sorry my dad's sorry um
my dad's sorry? why did you say sorry twice?
in Hawaii
so my dad's sorry he used to drive at bm growing up right
um I've been said sorry again go on a little bit
club's one it's a little bit it's a little bit I tried to get people off
I tried to get people on before and I had about four people mate.
So, would you potentially hop on seed or seed is not your game?
I'm up to game, but I don't think there's clubs. Anyway, proceed.
Oh, Toby, please bring on six seed, just WGAME.
Basically my dad used to drive BMs, so I just kind of like the abilities now that my dad used to have them, so.
Why do you keep saying so?
I don't keep saying so.
But I don't know although, yeah, like, that's what happens.
Which would?
Big booth, yeah, people in there.
I said that, I said you can put a body in there if we need to.
Do you have one problem?
And it's got a ceiling.
A non-ceiling, it's got a non-ceiling.
You mean a roof?
Yeah.
No, it's not got a roof, that's what I'm saying.
What's that?
It's fucking open.
It's a test track.
Yeah.
Oh.
I see that was done, you know, favours.
Yeah, I know, I can't say that.
I've got a fucking bad arm, it's trinchable.
It was really cool. I need to dust off the lens clearly.
Yeah, I would be so happy.
Oh.
Oh, I think I can have it.
There they are.
It's the camera.
That's traffic centre!
Very cool.
Armator, it was really cool.
The chat, Dengie's not in the chat!
So nice.
Which one was really cool though, yeah, obviously.
Well, what is that about?
I asked the chat, like, a few weeks ago, like,
would you like to have involvement, right?
And, yeah, I won't even think of, like,
even looking at a car like that for a chat.
Like, the chat fits that, basically.
Yeah.
Why?
What's that? On your mum's life?
On your mum's life? There we go, it's just not true.
He fucking lied to you, he's picked it. No he didn't bro, oh my.
That guy is nice, he's a very nice guy.
On Bickey's, father of the tier one, ex-norops, father of the six months tier one. Thank you.
Woo! See you guys.
They're not really.
Obviously, what have you got planned for the rest of your stream? Anything interesting?
I mean, you've played better Rainbow. You know what? I've just enjoyed playing a bit of desktop today.
I just can't wait for that time of year where good games come out.
Yeah, it's coming. It's coming. What have we got?
It's always this time of year where it's tossing the desktop because there's no good games.
2k is the first one, you play that for 2 or 3 days, then FIFA's out, FC, then CODS out, then GTA's out, it is good, 2 go, R, R, R, R.
So what it is, is, well, yeah, I think so many people are just going to stream GTA, because they're going to be playing it anyway.
So I think, like...
Yeah, I'm going to have a genuinely streamed for about, I think, a week straight, or a streamed GTA in 2 weeks.
You two are the best. Genuinely, you two are actual boys. Thank you so much.
There you go, mate.
Fuck off.
There you go.
Who got me there?
Me, too.
Both of you?
Mm-hmm.
There's got to be a catch here.
You know who's the normally really mean to me.
There's got to win your game, too.
Yeah.
What's happening?
I'm gonna be a catch.
There you go.
Oh, that's a lot.
That's some...
That's some...
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, what's the catch here?
Are you gonna come and make some tea with us?
I'm real.
And you just need to know what I'm not streaming.
Then I'll be with you.
What, and you'll come back on?
I'm not streaming it, but I'll tell you that.
What do you think?
It's nice that...
Yeah, nice that.
You've got a problem, mate.
I feel like there's a correlation to that issue there.
What's the problem?
I would have fucking bought it if anyone gave it to you.
I would have easily changed it.
What the fuck do you look like mate?
In a...
Get to always a player. I mean, we can't go to a bunch without a make-up.
He's a prodigate, it's on me.
Maybe, Roy. I'll see how I can get out.
You can look up to anyone on the stage.
I think I'd preferably prefer stage 4.
Yeah, I think I'd be able to close the stage 4.
Let's say, I get told we're on.
I get expressions on.
I get Aran on.
I get Rhyon on.
I get Pyre on.
Pyre on.
Dany's on.
Is there room for KT Davis?
I feel that way.
That's where you'd be, Jake, just there waiting to go in that left back and there you are,
left back.
It's just saving me, it's potential.
Now I'm on doing the agent stuff, do the calls, see what I can do.
me to try and ring some of the, sort of, having boys, some of the videos called boys.
Yeah, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring best.
Ring best.
Now, yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, now.
Yes, best.
Yeah, drink on close mate.
Watch your turn to put the kids to bed.
Alright.
Boys, I'll let jeans know.
Alright, so that's alright. Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Yeah, I'll go over there.
What are you doing around someone?
Yeah, can you ring...
Yes Vic. Well it's not really all kind of game.
He's got the stream on.
No worries Vic.
Yeah, I can hear that you're at set now.
Is it set? It's a Sunday night.
Is it the set?
Sorry because he's done with it.
On a Sunday night.
He can't really hear me.
Vic, he can't really hear me.
Alright, alright.
Oh, see if he'll come up.
See if Ali will come up.
Yeah, see if you'll come up.
Oh, I'll ask the reading one inch to you. I'll have his number.
My streamer lists them free.
Yeah, I'll get my account.
Yeah, I better know.
It's important that I speak your way, Hacker.
Sorry, that's fine.
I definitely won that one.
It's hard to make a video.
I don't want to spoil my memory.
Welcome everyone to the fortnight real life.
I love when you guys are playing the intro.
What when he answers the phone?
It was enough, yes.
It gets shy out of you.
Oh, I'm in his fucking old number, eh?
Ah, you know, I'm gone.
There you go.
You've got to wait for it to...
He always does this.
See, he does it every time he has to do it.
Every time.
I'm climbing the rocks, I'm putting out my eyes.
Right.
Sooner or later, it's a constant wonder.
Yeah.
Definitely not an exit shift.
You're fucking the vibe, vibe, vibe.
One, two, one.
Yes, Ali. I meet you okay. What's that? There's a top secret Iron Man scene in Fortnite.
Oh, you see the middle of filming that, yeah. Ali Tops, would you play FC?
He can't, he's doing a best loadout for lockups nine multiplayer.
Lockups nine?
Yeah.
Got it early access on this.
I'm sorry about that.
All right, can I ask you a question, Mike, come on.
Hmm, maybe dodgy.
Yeah, try dodgy in the cage, right, come on.
I'll try dodgy.
Hey, guys, it's Kodyshark, Jamie here!
Oh, that's a throwback!
Yes, mate, you're okay.
Nobody's answered like that.
Yes, mate, you're okay.
Not PS5.
He's got X-Boxed.
Fucking hell, mate.
Jesus, first time.
He's on X-Boxed, across the platform.
Yeah.
Drop it on the mate.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's on.
Is he gonna play?
Aw, fuck.
You can't believe this.
Aw, I can't believe this.
I got confused, you know what, on Xbox, he said,
oh, I've got, he's an eggs box.
He said, he's called.
He said, he's called.
The multi, multi, multi millionaire
who started his career on Xbox PlayStation
out of a gaming console, the platform.
Telling me he hasn't got a gaming console in his room.
He's got an eggs box.
No, so he's saying he used to have a PS5?
Yeah.
But you haven't even once mobile yet?
He got thrown out of the window by his bad friend,
videos.
When?
15 years ago.
I don't know me, I don't know the details do I?
Sorry, Dad, you're still on the phone.
Yeah, so he's phone out and he said me,
all I've got is an Xbox.
Right, so he was playing with us the other month?
Well, he did listen to me, he filmed a video today,
he's that's from out of the window.
Oh, so it's from today?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
If you don't believe me, you're bringing an ass.
Yeah, there you go, which I mean.
Right, interesting, I'm not chasing him either.
Are you sorry, anyone else?
What is your name?
Jiggy, you got your name wrong.
I got a I can I can call someone.
Call who?
I don't know if you will.
I'll tell him.
Danny?
Yeah?
Danny Arons.
Yeah?
I'm gonna call this person first.
Privilege on even gamer TV.
Woo!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Oh gosh.
I don't think he's coming out.
EthanGamerTV is an icon of the game.
No, if you don't know EthanGamerTV, you're clearly too young.
Yeah, good one. Anthony Day.
Anthony Day?
Yeah.
What?
You can't do it because you'd have to game share and none of us have got Xbox.
Let me try and dial it again.
Fuck his TV!
He's got to go out and play.
Anthony's up for it, he's just going to have to play some progles first.
I will go on a program so that's fine.
Forkman.
Oh, fucking sotty.
You're looking at your sotty sucker.
Jack in and Khalid Dragon's got an Xbox.
Yeah, where are they ringing?
Jiggy, you got your new non-smobile yet?
Good tramming on Instagram.
I'll do it.
You wish we could put it on here.
I'm trying to get Calder Dragon on.
Can I go after you?
Mm-hmm.
You can.
All right, I'm going to try and cook.
All right.
Do you probably try to get someone on Proclos first?
Aye, before he tries cooking a meal,
because otherwise he'd not been on stream, would they?
Anyway, should we crack up?
Should we crack up?
Wow!
Proclos, is it?
Hello. Right. Let me hang on a minute. Hello. No, I don't want to play clubs.
Oh, that's good. That's good. I'm pretty much. I physically won't be able to go to
to win and get a train after. You're joking. Because the game finishes at 10 in the last
train, so if you go to Houston it is 20 plus 10. Right. If you get there. Yeah, no, I do
get there. I mean, in fact, if, yeah, Mace can just fill in then. Yeah. All right, that's
fine then yeah but the car tomorrow I don't know if it's I don't know if your
plan to be in it is my point you might just get trained anyway because we're
going to a video before we get to baller yeah so yeah so my curiosity is what
What plans have you got for tomorrow?
Oh no, there was no plans.
Okay.
Like that was my plans.
Right, okay.
Hmm.
Right, we'll message Ellie and see if the car's sweet for us and if not, I'll get your
train ticket.
Apparently.
Alright, no worries about it.
You're not going to do it.
You crack on like I'm fucking, he's bitch.
Are you fucking alright?
Here we go.
Go on Harry, you've been a six months mate.
Go on the boy.
Right, let me have a look.
Let me get Toby's stream up because I know he's live.
Hey Siri, ring expressions.
Calling expressions with WhatsApp.
Today's retard
He did say you can come on at 11 so maybe we have to wait and did he reply to me
All right, it probably replied later
I was going to say no, I'm thinking, stop spamming, thank you.
Yes, Chaz, if, what do you call it?
If actually is, if you are coming with us.
There we go
Mother of saying now I've only winning Europe absolutely mate. I fucking I'd love them to I can't lie
Right, let me ring. So let me see. Oh, I'm gone
So I put I put some it I just did the group chat before the GMT group
I put in who's up for clubs tonight and then our input are gone if we're playing Danny said
I'm streaming with a while into around 10 and
Pi said potentially and best but maybe just not mega late is this good for everyone?
We busy
Let's see
You funny Jack you funny
Do in a new in a new pies bio on a WhatsApp is probably raging at FIFA
That's good. Go on, Zach. Thank you very much, mate.
Cheers.
Right, I'm going to just fuck your men, people, individual.
Oh, and...
Mustapha just let me show me chat the gif you just put in the group
Look at that that is the fucking captain
I don't need fucking worry mate that is the fucking one that I love that
Fuck you love that we've got you on we've got Toby on we've got Danny on I'm gonna ring pie now see if he's
100% mate mr. Reliable you are
All right, see you mate
We had Tommy white he's had a lot of you want chat
I think
Pies are a bit of a race at the minute. Go on, Kees. Our favorite of five gifted, mate.
go on the boys thank you very much brother I appreciate it a lot mate favorite of five keys I
appreciate that bro thank you so much mate go on the boys thank you very much brother yeah he's
a race I thought it would be. Just hang on a minute.
the worst thing ever was introducing you to this fucking stupid sound of that thing.
It's just horrible. It's not even funny anymore. The worst feeling ever.
It's just the same song every time it does me head.
It means it's shocking.
It's just realised. I'm giving him too much money.
I genuinely want the ball of prick. Like, gone. I hate him.
I can't stand him. This song pisses me off so much it just reminds me of Klopp.
Awful. Absolutely awful.
Klopp.
Fucking shocking.
Absolutely shocking.
Klopp won the same amount of leagues.
Bringen she. Yeah, one minute.
Klopp won the same amount of leagues.
Ah, you're funny, bro, yeah.
Bro, you know it's like you're a football fan.
You're a manager of another team.
You know how bad such management is.
You know his choices are just so...
I mean I wouldn't compare one of them to Arnie's slots, primarily you get a Liverpool side, I'd be honest, but I understand it a bit more.
He's shocking.
He's shocking. He's horrendous.
Watch this.
I mean he's absolutely horrendous. Slots lit.
And then we've let a fucking Shabby go to fucking Chelsea.
Oh is he not happy about it Shabby?
Why is he bad mate?
because we're still starting Gackpo and Gackpo genuinely moves quicker than my dead nan, so it's slower than my dead nan, he's shocking, right?
I hope he means questions, I was gonna say.
He's trying to make game-to-game just horrendous. The dressing room's gone.
You've got salad writing fucking poems on his Instagram, like he's a 12 year old girl, his boyfriend's broke up with him.
It's a joke, like he's an absolute joke.
We've got news in from Pie.
We've got news in from Pie.
I said sorry mate I was in a race haha I can play though we'll hop on when you're
in lobby that is my fucking cam that right there is my fucking cam is a
Wally still on
No, I was gone off
What's Gregory doing?
Can powerpoint by those the things
Oh Hines he's in his room
Yeah, oh right on 2k a little bit 2k I love 2k
When I play to give it right people I love it. Oh by the way, I didn't realize how much shit this guy gets he gets pure pure hate
Don't he I mean obviously not doing bad for himself. It's like a viewers
Yeah, I saw I saw the thing yeah
Mmm he's an interesting one
There you go, right
What the fuck is that trim
No, he's not my cup of tea. I'll put it that way. He ain't my cup of tea.
Bonjour, good morning and good evening.
You okay mate?
Yeah bro, I was just trying to just go down memory lane
and I was just wondering what you and I joined GoFundMe and Academy.
Yeah, that got halted.
GoFundMe and Academy, what happened to it?
Pardon?
GoFundMe and Academy, what happened?
One of the members went on tour and I've not had anything since.
Well I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry bro, can I just go in on your job mate?
Because I'm ready for it today, can I just go in on your job?
Will you stop that? It's a fucking DPI.
You stupid perks.
Fuck!
That's the second person to van on strings today.
Fuck it, don't go. Every single time, bro.
Every single fucking time, bro.
I told you so.
Right, think like I'm all three.
Think like I'm all three.
Think fuck you foul all three.
Think fuck you DPI all three.
No, I can't fucking do this shit all wrong.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
You're all right.
So you're still going to come and go now?
No.
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
Okay, so I'll start my license a little longer.
No, it's fine mate, don't worry.
Thank you, bro.
Can you speak to your child for me please?
Yeah, I'll speak to him. I'm on the phone to you so I'll speak to him after you.
Right, please make sure it's a discipline, you can check.
Yeah, I will do, don't worry.
So, we're just, uh, from the last time you checked.
What the fuck? Is that, or is that not Lysa?
Absolutely, yeah, honestly, I got crazy shit.
Alright, bro, now I'm just door-checking.
Alright, no worries mate, I'll sort it out, don't worry.
Yes, mate, thank you, mate.
I'm going to expose KSI at ballers tomorrow. It's a great question. See I'm in two minds
OK, because I have got the evidence that I need.
Right here.
However.
The funny thing is, right?
The funny thing is the power is in my hands.
Because.
If SDS don't make the top four and they finish fifth or potentially sixth, right?
And then I release the evidence that gets prime point deductions.
That would mean SDS go into the top four.
So I want to see what happens.
okay because I can actually sit here and say even if Prime go through to this
final four they won't win they they won't win I was speaking to so many of
the players right I have spoke to them previous weeks okay that dressing room
is like a shattered mirror it's intriguing what what what what what was told am I
surprised no do you know what it is a lot of people say it's the egos and to some
extent it is but a lot of the people told me it's information I doubt I've
evidence of so there's no point in me relaying it all right I don't have any
evidence of certain bits of information so I'm not gonna relay it but I was
getting told what people were on I was getting told except this amount we
getting taught next amount getting told this happens until that happens right
and then a lot of players actually told me something that they learned a
valuable lesson. They've finally learned a life lesson. Money isn't everything in football.
Do you know what I mean? So, and it's not just Prime, by the way, that have done dodgy
dealings. I know, I know, you know what, I'm not going to say anything. Let's just, let's
just, let's just the top four play out for the top four. Sorry, four, but the top four
play out for the top four and we'll go from there. All right. But what I will say is
I'm fully aware that I would, I think I can say every team in the top four currently
is there's some not by the book shall we say some worse than others some worse
than others but there is definitely a alleged accusations
chat every team in the top four is not squeaky clean let me just see what the
top four is
Wembley Rangers, I believe, I would imagine Wembley is clean.
Yeah.
I've not heard anything on Rangers.
I've heard Gold Devils isn't squeaky clean, by the way.
I've heard gold devils out squeaky clean.
That was an interesting one when I heard that.
That was interesting.
Mmm, some worse than others, some worse than others.
But all I'm saying is,
there's a reason someone went to gold devils and not United.
What's the man talking about?
What are you telling me G? You've got-
Brother I'm like free tequila's down, I'm on the way to y'all, we're playing today!
We're playing mate, we're playing brother. Listen, you get yourself home, you get yourself
strapped, take on fucking clubzaks. Come on man, I'll be home in like 10 minutes
if I shout you. Perfect mate, I'll see you soon brother.
Don't know much, he respects.
Don't know respect.
No idea, I just said.
No idea.
Charlie Davos, you might as well see their life.
It's ended, no mind.
Oh, how do I get off it?
There we go.
There we go. Right. There we go. Very good thing. Oh, yeah, it's not going to be too
loud to be failure, I think. How's your day been? Right, if I go in discord. Right, I'm
in discord. There we go, perfect. I know, but he's doing something, but I chill. Who
Who do you think will be the championship playoff?
Who's in the playoff?
Ah, Southampton, I reckon.
Yeah.
Well, it's Southampton, I reckon.
I think I'm actually reffing a game tomorrow,
but I think I'm gonna be like,
let me message Cox.
Oh, I met Cox yesterday and had a nice catch up with him.
And yes, mate, are you?
Yes, mate.
Do they give me boots?
They might get kicked out though who you are about Finn what you're on about
But I don't know why you're all spamming pingoo, please chill oh
Self-answer me kids him. Oh, they might get kicked out because of the spying really
Oh my god, I'm back paying 96.
Y'mal 97.
Oh my.
Alright bro, sorry, thank you, just know your place bro, yeah?
We love Womblade, we love Womblade, we love Womblade, we love Womblade.
I'm fucking good. I've got to get it out webcam.
I love that.
There we go.
Zero chance if you out prime that ballers have.
They will create the afternoon.
Well, these are.
10 guaranteed to be what?
I'm gonna have to go in goal tomorrow.
Because our goal is not the best of season.
Evidently.
These are tradable to be fair.
Jaden, no because Winston have got a game tomorrow.
Can you do like 10 goals in for a bat?
Nah, I'm alright, thanks.
Definitely not.
Oh, speaking of Winston, that's my ex-husband.
I have a fock's sake.
Alright, let me go.
Get it, players.
Oh, so hang on.
Size 12.
There we go.
There we go.
She's putting the winning team in the hangar.
There we go.
uh mentality of van der Sar ability of
oh brilliant bro journey bro i i think i'm gonna a decent game tomorrow
agreed or disagreed or direction chat
nah i'm alright thanks calms mate
against ndl fuck you man
ndl pendiel bro like do you know what i mean who's asked you
Oh my God, I might be a pressure point.
Oh, I thought you'd be a pressure point.
You're so bad.
Yeah, J.M.M.
Do I know how long Jakey is gonna be out for? Not long enough.
Wank. That's what that is.
So that's something that I'm going to make a decision. It should stand because that's
what the rule is. He's not the goal scorer.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Hello. Um, what are you doing, clubs?
Yeah.
550k pacts. You're not about to put points on.
Listen up, you fucking idiot.
Oh my god, bro, I was about to put points on.
Oh, I didn't watch. Why did I want to put points on?
Well, Finley's on it by the way. He's fucking fuming.
Is he? What's he doing?
He's put off a fucksake.
Oh.
Ah, guys.
Listen, Fin, you may hate...
Go away, you little big jakey.
Oh, bro, I must feel like you've got so much heart right now.
Two minutes to ease it.
Oh, my gosh. Strike your French, and bat they.
What women what okay? Oh wow. Okay. Wow. That's a good turn. That's a major turn.
No. That's to be fair, you've always been able to get around to the team decisions.
I'll be honest, play picks need to go. Play picks are some of the best things in
the game. Not a fan. No one wants to open a pack and then
I just feel as though I shouldn't have to click every single pick. I think they were all right. They were just changing for no reason.
I just can't believe you're holding it back.
I was going to wait for everyone to join.
Who's one of the ropes that Rock's looking like?
Is that going to decide whether you play or not?
No, I'll play.
All right, that's the manager.
You can play.
You can play.
I don't know what it's in that.
Oh, Jay.
Jay.
That's not a tough shot.
That's not a good deal.
Poor family.
Fucking what the track.
Where's his Mod Tailist? I'm ready.
Let's do a group Mod Tailist chat.
Stay in the left.
Well, we're doing Mod Tailist. Braden's got it.
Was that called on, that chat?
Stay in the left!
Bam!
Jakey Davis, Mod Tailist.
Here we go. Right. Tom Scare.
What the fuck? James, I'm sleeping there tonight.
What are you doing, bro? I'm sleeping there.
Mate, what are you doing?
No, it's all right.
So you're going to play that game, you see, right?
Well, mate, you see?
Mate.
Let go of me. Firefighting yourself.
Let go of me. Firefighting yourself.
Oh, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done, well done.
Now, now.
Now.
I'm fucking sleeping there!
I'm sleeping there.
Yeah?
What's so good about it? It's fully pillowed over.
Oh yeah, brilliant.
Exactly, it's worked, you're welcome.
I'll bet I'll drive before I get in bed.
What if he doesn't?
I'll lose my shit.
I'm gonna piss on you when you sleep.
Are you now?
Yeah, look.
What do you mean, stop?
What is this?
It's done!
It's done!
I said sorry, you apologize.
I'm worried about it.
It can't be done.
It is done.
I'm a fireman.
No, it's done.
It's done now.
I'm a fireman and I saw a fire.
No! Not the new teller!
Not the new teller!
Not the new teller!
Not the new teller.
Not the new teller!
Yeah, take your fire!
I'm a bloody fireman!
I'm the dickwad, shall I do in it?
The dickwad?
He's a fucky!
Oh, brother, where is it?
Fucking hell, man.
Honest, though.
Oh, is she good?
That's not too bad to be fair.
Right, are we good to go now?
Right, let's get the squad on.
Why is no one else in discard?
Why is no one else in discard? I'm going to look at the fox's shirt.
I've got to wear this shirt because he's just fucking done that.
Here we go.
Oh, okay. Yeah. It's a huge, it's a huge pressure point, by the way. Sorry about that. Right,
There we go.
It's a huge pressure point tomorrow
that could decide top four.
Online finalists, no pro clubs.
Where is it?
There we go.
Play for community, brother, ain't my team, so no.
Should we kick J.K. out of the boff house?
Everyone's voting yes.
I couldn't know but notice
there's only one answer there actually.
Fin for head mod I'll say it.
Fair enough.
Bros wet my desk.
Gingys Bar League on next year.
Next year.
I mean, it's sooner than next year if there's...
Right, let's get in the fucking play league.
Let's go.
Right, I just need...
I need Aaron here.
I need Tobey here.
I need...
Pie here.
Expressions will be on soon.
Oh, they'll be on now, mate.
There we go.
Is that real live or not?
I think so.
No, it's not.
Hello, mate, you all right?
Yes, mate, you okay?
Yeah, good.
Good, mate, you?
Yeah.
They're just getting on now, mate.
They're just getting on.
Pie's on, Toby's on, Expressions is on,
Royal be on, Jakey's on.
Jake is not the best one to say there, but...
No, he's not the best, but he's the easier and easier to come.
That's what I mean. He's making the effort.
And that's all we ask.
Why's that? No, he can't. Not today.
Yo!
Yes!
You all right, Tobs, mate?
You're right, mate. How are you?
Very good. Thank you. Very good. How are you, mate?
I'm doing very well. Thank you, Bruno Fernand!
That's often been the best player in the world, mate.
And he is, right now, the best playmaker in the world.
No, no debate about it. It's not debatable and to be honest. I'll be very surprised. He's not nominated for a for Ballon d'Or
He has to be in the running bro. He has if he's not top ten. It's a joke
How can you be the best midfielder to have a grace to Premier League and then not being the Ballon d'Or?
shit, I mean
Listen, it's taken too long for people to realize how good he is if you agree and if I'm honest
I think he goes into an all-time United 11
That's a big statement, you know, but when you actually look at I am judging this based off
Individual ability not things one Bruno gets in there. Yeah, if you move yeah, if you move things one individual ability
Then I think you make a very very valid point. Thank you
Who's fucking off for him though?
Skulls are a contender. Oh
Oh fuck, I forgot to come to that.
Oh, it's difficult, you know.
Yeah, it is. It is very difficult.
How are you, Aaron, mate?
Very good, mate, how are you?
Doing very well, mate. Very, very well.
I got a fucking rub today on that much, you know.
I had a bad builder on.
I lost it by Casamira not getting two foals. He got fucking he foiled someone and the ref player done
They went back and booked him. It didn't give it as a fucking foal on me, but
Because the father didn't get given that's why mate. Yeah, but he's booked him. No, but he's booked him
So the foul did get given
That was sky but
That's your problem
We know
So
I reckon if you take that to court you get your money back
It's right not play as high we can just keep talking about gumball
You're right guys, you're right right?
Yeah, that's right. You're out to me mate. Good. Thank you. How are you?
Very good. Just watch my team absolutely bomb right and
So I'm ready. I'm in a good mood.
I've got that for you.
I've got that for you.
That's cute, that, isn't it?
When you talk to people that support a team in the bottom half,
bottom half, you know what?
Five points off Europe, my passport out this season.
I was five points.
I saw La Liga this year.
Yeah, go on. Go on.
Try to tell me I'm lying, Ginge.
No, I don't need to tell you that.
I'm going to tell you, well, don't you fucking haven't got it?
What was your point?
Have I seen my Liga? What about it?
Bro, anyone from 8th to 19th can still get relegated
8th to 19th
There's like six points between 8th and 19th
Yeah, there's only one game left mate, you fucker
Is it one game left now?
Oh, yeah, they would have played today so that yeah, oh shit
But you're not wrong. It is anywhere from 13th to 18th that can get relegated.
Yes, so before today, anyone, if you could be either qualifying for champs or getting relegated.
That's crazy.
That's mental.
That is crazy.
I have to really smoke that league.
How many points did you take off us this season?
Not enough making the third.
So I'm not really asked.
Good one Leo, 27 mate.
Katie, favorite of five, love it,
I appreciate it, five, Katie.
Thank you very much, love it, I appreciate that a lot.
Thank you.
Oh, what was I saying now?
The Premier League is not easy anymore,
that's the reality of it.
Yeah.
There's not, you know, you can't go to any team
this season and say their shit.
Other than genuinely, I will just say Liverpool.
I'll say it.
Spurs?
Spurs yeah, do you know what I'd probably say spurs as well here spurs in Liverpool you know
What you are about I missed it
What you say right spurs just saying that there's no shit teams in the in the Prem anymore other than probably genuinely
Liverpool and Spurs
Oh, and wolves wolves a dog this year
Yeah, but was
First moves took points of us. I did to be fair. Well, that's what I was when you play five at a back
Chelsea nah Chelsea decent mate Chelsea didn't take any points of us this year. No, they're sure
Go on coach, you're a child mate. Yeah, we've done the double over Chelsea. Oh boring
This season mate pardon how many did you get off us? Who's yours? Did you support?
Leeds why you saying who's all
Yeah, you don't know you know any castle using the United Chance
No, not true
I've got the video on me phone
I can publish on to
No, you're all right. We already saw how that went down last time. No, that's fucking and kicked him
But an end of the day
Oh my god, Killian and Baphae is literally the league's top goalscorer and everyone wants him out
Yeah, he's a fucking asshole. Have you ever met him? Yeah, a few times
Interesting. Is that a juking about?
People just actually love to hate man. I agree. Hey, Toby
Talk to me. Let's talk ball league for a minute
You see I've got the power
Okay, so I've got the power. Do you know what one means by that?
Actually don't explain elaborate
So I've got the power to
effectively reshape the final four depending on who finishes where
Because I had evidence on my phone of
of, let's say.
Oh, my song.
Yeah.
Dodgy dealings.
Yeah.
Now, if you were to pick a team that you thought,
oh, I don't know, you probably won't say, though,
is there a team in Borla League that you hate?
There's no teams that I hate in Borla League,
but there's two clear teams that people
know what's been going on.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
and you could argue or you could potentially say
you're playing one of them tomorrow.
Yeah, that's not up for debate.
That is not up for debate.
It's not up for debate, yeah, perfect.
You see, now if I told you the top four, okay,
this minute in time, so there is NBL in first,
there is Wembley Rangers in fourth,
prime in third and Deportrio in second and just on the outside of that try to
creep in is little s. Yes right now if I was to tell you five of four of them five
teams have done dodgy dealings shut up would you be surprised four of the five
I am surprised. Hmm
Yeah
Four of the five have you evidence of four now? Not this is the thing. I've got evidence of one
I haven't got evidence of four, but I was saying I'm aware four has gone on, but I don't have evidence of it
So I'm not gonna say what I've been doing right, however the one I have got evidence of is
How do you say this?
The big boy oh
Oh, no.
So it's going to be interesting how tomorrow goes,
because I think Pride needs to be very careful
how they tread around me.
And I hope they really do treat me
with a lot of respect tomorrow.
I'd like JJ to come and tie me shoelace.
I'd like Stephen to go and get me a Jackie potato
if I want one.
And I'd like Man Polo to come and fucking
get me a canal water whenever I want one.
Because if they don't,
and they finish in the top four, okay,
They will, promise you now, 100% be fucking out of it.
And that's all I've gotta say.
And I'd like the fucking Serbian sniper, yeah?
I'd like him to just fucking carry me suitcase around.
See, now my thing is, as much of you said that,
based off of my experience of said league so far,
I don't know if they follow through.
I don't know that they've got no choice because they have, as Virtsy said, point deductions will come in play.
Guess we'll see then, I guess we will see.
100%
100%
I'll tell you why it's always going to be interesting because we've got a new goalkeeper tolbae.
Since when?
Since when?
Wild card.
Yeah, wild carded in.
Since, we've played 11 games without one.
I'm bringing me home mate.
So, can't fuck you.
Man, are we telling me?
Go on, actually, okay, mate.
What's man talking about?
We're here, man.
What's man talking about?
How many hours you got on that, Gene?
I don't know about talking.
How many hours you got in that gym?
I don't know about talking.
A few, mate, a few, mate, a few.
Just like you had the pictures on Man-Air.
Man-Air.
Man-Air.
More H's than the triple H in that.
It's crazy.
Triple H, what's one talking about?
W-W-E in that.
Hunter Hertz-Helmsley in that, bro.
What's one talking about?
Brother saying I'm not looking like shameless, brother.
What's one talking about?
Hey, look at this guy, bro.
Hey, Toby, will you tell him he's my boy?
What are you telling me?
What do you mean, bro?
that like I was supposed to come somewhere and I didn't arrive what happened fan I'm asking you what
are you telling me my day on my G living life fan yeah come on G almost out of the relegation
about how you feel bro I am on cloud nine fan you see when new you see when a new castle
aloneians put West Sam in the split brother we don't need to play a game I told you man I'm
not even supporting Tottenham for the rest of the season I'm supporting Newcastle and Leeds
Mathes get the new parcel, it works.
A fucking no lead, so you see leads now, Brad Dark.
Fam, we are safe, bro, safe house.
Denzel Washington, fam, Ryan Reynolds, fam.
Toby, you will be seeing me next season, bro.
There's no pie face, there's no fog done, Brad.
I'm telling you, I am in the Premier League, fam.
Ah, there's a points deduction coming.
What do you mean?
What for, Brad?
We talking about.
With the JJs, with the JJs
been doing some dodgy dealings at Sotland.
He needs to leave them dodgy dealings at ballers league, you know, I mean sugar daddy KSI, but he needs to leave that in in ballers league
Expression I've been reliably told you got sent off in a charity match
Brad art listen
Ever been sent off in a charity match before
What happened?
No, but yeah straight red
It's like Gambit with the cards, bro, I'm telling you this right now, let me tell you what happened, bro, we were losing 3-1, yeah.
No, no, 3-2. I think we're losing 3-2. I won a penalty blood in the last minute of the game, fam.
So, and I'm not going to lie, I dived, bro. Tom Daley, I did my WWE bag, I moved like I was hit with a sledgehammer.
So I dived in it, yeah, won the penalty, but then the goalkeeper of my team had a man in the match before me
I thought that he was gonna come and take my penalty. I said am I a prick fan, brother?
I ended up cussing out the goalkeeper and the whole teammates plan and then the referee sent me off brother
He looked like said the con but I told him as well. I was like brother
There's no way to the con. Yeah, it's gonna be sending me off. Bro. He's first. He gave me a yellow
Then he gave me a red fan
So it wasn't a straight, that's
No, it was I've got a yellow and then a straight red
You didn't give me two yellows
Disgrace fan brother
Charity, you know, you know how far I took over that game and a man sent me off blood
I didn't even get to take the penalty. You know, even let me take the penalty. They sent me off
They were genuinely names of suspensions now. Hey, brother Toby, bro. That's Toby. You know what? Yeah
You need to stop this blood I'm telling you fam. You need to stop this and I'm glad you didn't release that tiktok
You look butchering my name after that show finish, bro. Oh my god. I forgot to do the tiktok dickhead. Why did I even talk?
Where you in now?
Yeah, I mean I'm ready. Oh, it's really sweet
Hey, I face is he here?
He's
He's in this god
He's a legend, bro. He got me three points. Where is it?
Thank you, Chris. Yeah, he's just put his hands on it.
Who else do you know? Uh, that, uh, J.K.
Um, I don't know what he's doing at the minute. You right?
Pye here, mate. He's on me.
It's all right, Pye. When you can. Katie!
Five minutes 10 minutes. Go on, Katie.
I appreciate it. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. I like Katie. Thank you.
We're doing great. I'm sensational, bro. You got me three points in Birmingham, bro.
We turned it into Peaky Blinders fan. You know them way back.
I know me. I know. I was good result. Very good. Are you going to Chelsea? Yeah. No,
no, no, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I watched that one on the TV. No, come on, bro.
We're staying up, bro. Premier League Viagra. I'm telling you.
Yeah, I bet you're buzzing out your pie now that your team's staying up.
Hey, it's good to see a massive club continuing in the Premier League, you know?
A massive club.
They're in the top six.
No, they're not, mate. They're in the bottom six. That's the difference.
It says one fucking to talk here.
Hey, I'll tell you what, they're in the top six
in terms of club size in the prep.
Compared to who?
Well, what have you got? United?
United Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal.
Let's not talk about Arsenal and Chelsea,
because them and stand up together,
these men will be playing each other, yeah?
These men will be playing each other,
and he'll stand up if you hate Tottenham.
Tottenham are not bigger than Aston Villa.
They're not.
They're not.
Oi!
We're back, we're back!
There's no way, there's no way...
Tell me why, tell me why!
Tell me why, tell me why!
Aston Villa, Aston Villa and Champions League, mate.
Aston Villa and Champions League, mate.
Aston Villa and Champions League.
Have they won the Champions League or have they won the UEFA Cup, bloody?
UEFA Cup.
Exactly, so have we, bloody, we're talking about.
We're talking about.
Yeah, but the big difference is,
Villa over the last couple of years
has shown more pressure
and more consistency inside of Europe, which makes him a bigger club, you for two years in a row of
struggle, you for two years in a row of struggle to fucking stay up in the league more than Aston Villa,
so what are you talking about? Yeah, but they get further. Would you mean they get further?
We got to a final, they ain't got to no final, are you hygiene? You didn't get to a final though, did you?
Huh? Yeah, they're very final. Brother, we got to a final, but that's not a Champions League final,
that's a Europe, that's a fucking Conference League final, Toby. Europe League, mate, Europe League.
We got to a Champions League final against Liverpool and yeah, we got taken to Brookside fam, I'm not gonna lie.
This is what it is.
I'm gonna give the greatest respect. I'd probably argue Forrest are bigger than you.
Hey listen, James, you're trying to rattle me bro, shake, rattle and roll.
First I won a Champions League bro.
Toby, lesser that.
But is it true or not?
Well that's Forrest have won a Champions League.
If one of you wait for a cup, they've won a Champions League.
Oh, we're still doing this.
You could be like Peter Van Hoidon can then man Toby, let's not do that.
Okay, I suppose one that one.
What the yeah we have we talking about we have when when before I was born is black and white football it still counts
Oh pull the trigger
Coming to the reason I did
Actually, I'll tell you what I probably argue Lester a bit bigger at the minute
They've they've generally had more success in England this first in the last 20 years
I know you don't watch football anything lower than the Premier League, but they're in fucking League 1 mate.
Yeah, no, I'm fully aware mate, but they've also won more titles in the last 20 years,
they've won more FA Cups in the last 20 years, they've won more League Cups in the last 20 years,
more Community Shooter over there.
You know, if you talk them in the Premier League or fucking Leicester and League 1...
Well, hang on a minute, talk them out, not be guaranteed with the Premier League.
We have Harry Winks on 90k a week, bro. What's the man talking about?
Tell them we can still go down.
I swear that, Jim.
Talk you three mate.
I'm talking about. I'm talking
about. Share that.
We only lose in a while.
We actually do. We actually do.
Have you got a big game to my
League's done for me.
What you mean told me, bro?
That would be a big game if you got me as the manager.
I told you I wanted to put KSI in the split, but you didn't listen to me.
Go there then, go.
Oh, please go.
What time? What time is the game?
It's like five.
First game I think tomorrow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, your first game.
All right, yeah, I might make that, you know.
Big man ten minutes.
You've got to make it, because I'm playing.
I'm playing and wrestling tomorrow.
You are playing against Andy Elf.
Yeah, I'm playing. Yeah. And I'm wrestling as well.
Yeah, you need to start that team after you, Ginge.
I'll tell you now, two, a couple of very, I mean, not even close seasons, isn't it?
You know about me? Yeah.
Oh, no, yeah, but I, yeah, but we, we know, if we had a good goalkeeper
in a season, we'd probably be up there for top four tomorrow.
I can't lie. Oh, it's absolutely bullshit.
Not I've watched a lot of the game.
Yeah, yeah, but so the two games have been perfect, perfect.
No, I'm not about, I'm not about just just human.
I want about every goalkeeper other than the one versus Brian.
Keepers haven't been perfect, but they ate your mate.
Right, OK, well, put it this way.
If we'd have had a good goalkeeper last week, we'd have been SDS.
So that's another two points.
If we'd had a good goalkeeper versus Wamblet, we'd have beat Wamblet.
So that would have been three points.
There's five points.
If we had a good goalkeeper versus Clutch,
we would have a minimum droop, never mind one.
No matter if I had a fucking 10-inch cock, it'd be a point.
Yeah.
I'd be like, yes, OK.
Come on, you're hiring.
You're lacking. You're lacking. I like your team. I like your team. You've got good players, but you guys got enough technical.
Yeah, no, 100%. 100%.
You're strong players and not strong.
What a challenge.
The wrong team. Tell me what's wrong with my team, pal.
I thought you gave me a free kick.
I mean, you recovered well this season, to be honest. Yeah, you had a bad start, didn't you?
Yeah. I think Cold Keepers cost us the first two games.
Confidence cost us the next two games.
No, I cost you one of them games. I'd like to apologize
It's very physical now
You've got a new coach in it. Yeah
Okay
Deporture we should have beat bro. We should have been free no up
We just wasted our time when they want to pay their strike of thousands of pounds
You know
No, there's brown envelopes flying about
Mate jet jet was jet was signing for United until um, they they sorted him out shall we say
I love that more toes my brother
No show
What are you going on about?
What can I do to make you play clubs are you?
Oh my, stop humping me maybe.
What can I do to make you change your mind to play clubs?
Probably stop humping me.
You can fucking both play, you just need to jump on.
Well why don't you ask me?
I didn't actually ask both of you before.
Yeah but you didn't come get me from the dresser.
Because I'm not your fucking bitch mate.
You're like a poo.
A poo.
well it's your problem if you have any shit in it
I shouldn't have come and got you because you should have been fucking checking in going
oh when are we on when are we on
left-back right-back
but who's on who's on play?
yeah we've got X we've got Tom we've got Pie we've got Aaron we've got Roy
are you got left-back right-back and right-wing
that's how I ring
first one there gets it
fuck
can't be legs
I'm not going to keep him nervous.
Oh, I'm not here, you're right here.
Alfie Dawson, you went school then.
Who's the other place for Alfie Matthews, didn't he?
Yeah, Alfie Matthews.
He's got such a strike on him, that's fake.
I know what you mean about what you said about...
You've been sorry, Harry Kane, but he's very technically very good, isn't he?
Yeah, he runs his heart out.
Sorry, that's...
Yeah, the problem is, obviously, everyone now is so fucking big and strong,
but on the ball, he can dribble, okay?
Yeah.
Well.
20.
So I'd go again next season, innit?
Yeah, if I'm there.
Oh!
Yeah, big F, big F, big F.
Gene.
What the money looks like.
I'd love to get the paycheck, so...
Have they even had a conversation with you about next season, Gene?
Uh, another minute, I think, though.
Yeah, me and I.
Yeah, I mean it. I mean it.
You are. It's yours up as well.
Yeah, mine's up, bro. Three seasons of the same four.
They've already done the US one, right?
They already done the final four.
Yeah, there's only 10 teams in that one.
USA for the league.
Speed lost.
Was it Driske was in the final four, I think, I don't...
Yeah, I've heard I think he is here
Dean Morin Dean Morin, what are you on about bro? Oh
Goldberg's run last that last week was fucking hilarious
Yeah, nah, bro, he's basically he got he got he got absolutely bullshitting out of it, right?
And then he just walks off and went fuck this fuck this. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing this anymore
You feel fucking so big. Yeah
You know that was so funny
proper proper head loss proper head loss
I can't blame him for it. Oh, it's over or something. Yeah, bad luck couple wack decisions
so I
I spoke to be
I spoke to people after it and then and
And they were like, oh no, we stand by the decision, it was the correct decision.
You'd be asking for that decision, I said, what, someone should be standing up for two
minutes if they didn't interfere with play at all, probably not me.
It's the fact that you and I were snatching that boot and just watched his team through
the guys.
Oh yeah.
It's so awful though.
James, one more.
Oh, I'm okay.
Finest.
I think we have finished.
We're way more guys than we thought there would be.
That's why I'm reffing tomorrow. I said to him,
I said, look, it's not that hard to ref, let me ref a game.
And then I'm reffing.
Are they letting you do it?
What game are you reffing?
Community vs Clutch.
That's so funny.
It's not hard to referee football game.
No, I'm going to, someone clip that.
I want that clip for it.
Honestly, I will promise you I will be one of the best referees Barley's ever seen.
You can clip all you want, I honestly, it's not hard, it's really not hard.
Once you've played the game, you will understand.
Having played two games in Barley, I understand.
The only thing you have to be is consistent.
If you give one, you have to give the other.
Am I wrong?
It was that easy, hey?
It is that easy refereeing is very easy
What did you think about?
Second United goal today
It's a goal because the rulebook says if it's not the goal scorer who scores directly from the ambarth therefore it's a goal
greed
I can
Maybe the rules of it fucking logic
No, there is no way on earth that that goal should stand, never in a million years, it's a handball, but the rule book's a rule book.
Therefore it stands.
How has it still found X?
Any chance X?
Well, by it's him.
By it's him.
Stallion at the back.
He caught it. I agree. I'm saying the goal should never stand, but because of the rules, it does.
You are right, you are right.
If the rules didn't say that...
It literally happened to us versus Niddles before years ago.
Brother caught the ball.
What about Arsenal's goal?
I think it's a foul, but again it comes to consistency. If you give that one, you've got to give them all season.
I agree. That's exactly what I said, because there's about four fouls going on in the box.
Trust us Declan, we're all following each other.
Like he is dragging the keeper agreed, but also like other people...
Before he drags the keeper, he's getting dragged.
Yeah, there's like...
So it just works with both.
I feel like this season there have been decisions that have been better with VAR,
but if it goes past eight minutes, they need to add a rule that if it's looked at
for more than two minutes or something, then it's just different.
Because what a noise means, if the ref disallows the goal, then fair enough,
fair enough but the rest allowed it or whatever it is. Oh look at the champagne. Of course he's
expressionist to f**k. What about the madison one, you see that? I think it was a pen, again
it's just consistent. I've seen them give it a pen. Not madison one I think it's a pen.
I think it's a tie. They're saying that our players are more. I see it in military. I even still don't even see where he touches the ball.
But I think again, that man, it's a game, it's subjective in it, some will give it, some won't, but that's just...
It's a proper striker's tackle. But I just don't understand why they didn't, like, they didn't review it properly.
The one I can't believe is the, the Shescoe one against Liverpool.
Oh, yeah, how was that even nearly humble? I can't. I don't know what you say, James.
There's never a handle. It was handball 100%. It is the spin on the ball.
He's not. He's not. He's so visible. I don't know how they've not seen it.
You want to wrap it boiling and you can't see that the spin on the ball.
I'm sorry. You should not. You should not disallow goals like that when it's going in anyway.
No, I don't think you should this allow
With a great respect any goal any goal against the LaPouche has stunned all right valid valid valid
So there you go
What game is it that what game is it that you're the ref sex will be over that Gary Neville Carragher
Nice nice
It's here go on beautiful football
I face wow near past
Sorry
Yeah, who's edge of the box? I'm in front of you. I'm
legit
Come back
Fucking great
I'm still in
Oh, freedom in that camp build.
Oh!
I'm playing DM's.
Oh, my God.
Oh, sorry.
That's fine.
It's a good one.
It's a promising-looking attack.
Us, man.
Do you know what I love?
Yeah, I do.
Do you know what I also love, by the way, right?
The fact that Old Trafford was full 20, 30 minutes after kick-off last night for
the lap of honour, and City can't even fill their stadium in a title race.
What were you honouring?
What were you honouring?
What we're on the right.
Did you get did you get off of the ticket for the FA Cup final from city?
Now, I thought that mate. I've never got away with that game.
Probably fucking giving them away and fucking up in the also.
They are broke.
That mate, bro, they're they're promoting the fucking youth tickets for the FA Cup final.
It's like it's so embarrassing.
One more.
They did well.
Come on.
Yeah, they did beat us.
Yeah, but you shouldn't be like, bro,
You should be going to support you and then you get the you get Steve online slating the youth competition ask a reason
So again, sorry
Who else
No mate, because you've got champions in football, but you just relax yourself and stick to watching your Plymouth games.
They've got champions in football, bro.
Don't have pie.
Journey, bro. Journey. Pie. Pie. Just stick to the championship, bullshit.
If it's eating championship.
League one.
Stick to the league one, bollocks, mate.
No, we're not. We're third, bro. Just chill, bro.
I didn't know that I did the first one.
No, it's alright.
Just next time you're going to try and come up with the greatest football in the case of football.
When you're going to lose to like gank and all that, then it'll be fun.
Yeah. What's happening?
100%.
What's happening?
Are you all right? You all right, Jake?
No, I can hear someone running through my stuff.
I'll grab Jake.
All right, so are you all right?
You're at me.
I'll see about how is everyone doing to, oh, his expressions were you free stuff.
Yeah, okay.
Pie.
Pie.
Get the gank out.
Yeah, hang on a minute.
Say, why are you just doing expressions?
He's taking your stuff.
What are you trying to suggest there?
I'm not in money for money for money. We're talking about not
What are you talking about
Yeah, sorry, I'm really sorry
Yeah, Mars, do you see a random black guy in your bedroom? He tries to say it's me. Is that what you're doing?
Yeah, absolutely not me. Absolutely. No, that's not what you do in that. Hey, Jakey. How's the food in Japan black not good at all
Yeah, yeah, yeah, awful.
What the fuck?
What's going on?
Hey, the food's supposed to be sticking in your bag.
What are you talking about?
Well, what's going on in my room?
Hey, what?
What's going on with this paranormal activity
that you go around in this furniture?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What are you doing?
I'm just looking to my vessel.
Why'd you do that?
They've brought it here to solve.
That's what they shared.
That's your pillows.
That's actually tired of you, I can't sleep that night now.
Of course you can, you pillow.
Go off getting your Vino again.
Just don't use the black ones.
Just use two grey ones.
They're my pillows.
So what do you do with grey ones?
Everyone asks two pillows.
I don't want to do that. How many pillows do you guys sleep with?
Hang on, do you have any questions? How many pillows and how many pillows do you sleep with?
Oh my, I just heard that.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you on about?
How many guys do you sleep with?
I've just seen how many pillows you guys sleep with.
One, sometimes none.
I'm interested none. How do you see with no
I'm not a criticism. What do you do?
You're hands to me, Black.
Yes, I'm to my store.
I'll put the pillow like underneath my body.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll not rest my head on the pillow.
To be fair, I sleep on Toby's hands.
What the fuck?
No, Toby knows.
No, I don't.
That sounds non-consensual as well.
I'm mercy.
I'll rephrase it. I sleep on Toby's hand with Toby's consent.
I'm dead. I what? Yeah, that's like an optional thing. It's not like, uh, would it any clubs?
What do you clubs a come on that left back spot screaming for your mate?
It's screaming. Oh, I'm right.
All right. There you are.
My wife come right that shop.
I'm going to show you a shirt.
Hopefully.
We're good to go.
Jakey.
Jakey mate.
Hello Toby.
My shirt is asking what is on the back of your shirt.
Dodgy name or a dodgy stain so which one is it?
Dodgy name.
Dodgy name.
Dodgy name.
Can you join the discord if anything.
Wait let me load up the stream.
Give me one second.
I don't know if he's saying that at the name on the back all the way to fix your boner.
assist. He could have broke that record eight times today. He should have gone clear of that record.
I don't know what was up with him. But it weren't right.
I can't hear the game very well. I think something's glitched.
You muted, mate. I don't want to do that to you. I haven't told you.
I'm just trying to sort me out.
Oh, not too much.
Oh, no.
Nice bullshit.
Well, it must have far.
I tackled him fair and square.
Switch it, switch it.
Trust me, don't trust me.
I won't be doing that, bled.
Go on, look at Toby.
Sorry, he said switch.
10 seconds ago
Let's get him put them away
Fuck me Jake
That was not my fault. I've read him
You know what I'm saying
Why he's just fucking my shower me the cunt it's him. I fucking it's him
That's things in my audio. Hey, that's a ball. Great ball. Love that. Oh, right
you have fucking I'll delay the pass man why I'm on a challenge a fucking ball you've
got that you've got that edge me edge it in the mix oh really is it one more sorry
I've seen a bunch of them in all of Lithuania, and they're playing each of us, don't they?
It's fucking Lithuania every day of the week.
Hello, Aaron.
Ooh.
How wide?
Fucking solid, yeah.
Oh, I've gone down the middle.
What is it?
Oh, man.
Fucking hell, is he fucking...
Is he avoiding every few years? At least he knows the game plan.
I'll say it, but Stafford's legs have gone.
Go on, bang him!
How's your knee, Joe? Can anything mean about it?
hahahaha
something like that it was fun
release! release!
you shouldn't have fucking tried playing again
alright what position you claim?
holding red
you're playing right wing right now
like that
oh that was a joke
nice
go on
I've gone through again
no I'm here I'm trying to fix no guys
oh my god finish it
aww looky jake looky mate
go on looky we're doing a 7 mate
look it find the cervix
I'm going to be a little bit more lit.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, God.
Danny, people are turning, mate.
Come on.
Jack, what is a Jack if you're a Viewbot?
What is a Jack if you're a Viewbot?
Excellent reading of the game to win the ball.
Go, go, go, go, go.
There we go.
Is that better for you, Danny?
Now, me Viewbots are coming out.
Fanny!
Oh, what a goal out of the bin.
that's made no worries
easy come
there you go
he's not so out
so any of you still play video games if you play video games what games you
played at the minute
like what are the games to play do you know what I mean
Rocket League, yes go
Forza because it's new, yeah.
40-man, Rust, UFC.
Art, football life.
Yeah, gaming's in a very weird spot at the minute.
The gaming companies that we grew up with and cared about don't care about us anymore.
That's the reality of it.
I tried to get the ball. Oh, no, it was two guys amok through the middle right in front of you.
Sorry, mate. I'll save your hands. Legs have gone.
I played front of you.
Oh, my God.
Legs have gone. Yeah, I was there, mate.
Fuck off.
I'm under attack. I'm under attack on Napier Pie, mate.
I love you, champ.
Getting older is irrelevant.
It's the games that are shit.
Nothing to do with getting older.
Do you guys still know?
I'm old enough but I'm going for you now.
If FIFA was as good as it always was, I'd be on it every single day.
If COD was as good as it always was, I'd be on it every single day.
A big part of my fucking job is to play games.
games the one that's why I started this shit on playing FIFA only only FIFA and
now I do my best to avoid it it's out of us it says everything
in a while to find bliss. Are you mate? Yeah. Okay. You've come to a right shot.
Oh, I can't like do that to you. Yeah, I like that. Do that again and see what happens.
Do that again and see what happens. What the fuck's going on with Cheatman's there?
Is that a man or a woman? Retro shot. Fuck me, you sing that nowadays. You don't fucking
You'll get away with that man.
We've got to get away with that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I thought it was shit keeping but he's a fucker.
That's my bowling goalkeeper.
Look at the swerve on that by the way.
What the fuck.
Breadsticks.
breadsticks yeah you break your fucking hand
oh breadsticks fan he saved that oh
why is he like I'm not a whole up
Shraiki you're fucking moron
go on oh my god look at him
ah he was off anyway he was off anyway
he wasn't ah
not creating enough here we're not
creating enough
You're saying that we haven't had free time.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. Release, release.
Be fair, I can only think of the goal.
No, no, no.
Yeah, I'll see you. I'll see you.
No, there's a spam job because it's an inside joke that we have.
Oh, yeah. Don't worry.
Oh!
That's a good serve. That's a good serve.
I'm liking the coin shot we needed.
I'm dropping it on the front post.
Not a bad idea to be fair. Beans are marking to that.
Oh, that's too fair.
Oh, he's booting me in. I'd be cheeky to watch.
I've got a pen there, challenge you, lift it off.
Oh, oh, oh.
You see, he fucking comes and he's like, yo.
Yeah, that was a weird one.
Yo.
That's slightly strange.
Are you playing?
Left back, Jake, he's said about Roy.
Two older mids is Aaron and Pie.
Cam is told we left his expressions.
Right is Jake, and up front is me.
Jake, you in the front line, it must be rough.
Very rough.
Are you up to anything interesting?
No, just finished.
You want that stream?
Yeah, but I had to just pack like 200 orders and my then it's gone.
So you just come out for a bit of a breather?
Yeah, just come and see what all the boys are doing.
See you all still alive.
Yeah, fair enough mate.
How's your weekend been if you had to sum it up?
Well, I'd sum up my weekend.
Oh, how would I sum up my weekend?
Oh, what have I done?
I'll give it a good 7.2.
That's not too bad.
Yeah, it can be decent.
Not bad.
Go on, Katie.
Favorite of five gifted, love.
I appreciate that, Katie.
Fucking go on, love.
Thank you for the five.
Matt, give it a 56.
Well, brother, go on, then, boy.
How are you doing, well, man?
Thank you, mate.
You excited for bar, sir?
No.
Why?
Huh?
Why?
I'm excited, but you know with us, mate, one day you're in Manchester.
Next you're in fucking Ben at all. Then you're going to New York. Then you're going to Bloody Bar, son.
Then I'm off to Budapest. Do you know where I'm fucking anywhere everywhere?
Yeah.
Like I'm walking Golo Kantech. Chelsea at the moment.
Right, are you now?
There's JT Quess on my mind, he's back now.
Do you know what I mean? I might have to go LA.
Why is that?
He's never known this job. I might end up in LA.
You might to be fair
It's what he does it's what he does
It is what he does. I'm a fucking joke
What I've seen
I'm not being funny by the way guys
I'm all right like enjoying pro clubs and all that but can someone else just like do this gold scoring as well
It can't just be me all the time
I said he was going to do the fair show.
That's your job, it's like an house conversion and asking the electrician to do the plummet.
Ah!
He's been very much.
Go on, Pat. Go on, Pat.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
Last of all, 3v5 split.
Alright, that was excellent.
Give me one chance!
One shot, one kill, what's the deal for?
Hold that, Jim. What's man talking about?
It's good one goal, brother.
Come on!
Let's go. Honest. You know what I'm saying. What's everyone's opinion on ice, man? What's
everyone's opinion on ice? Too early to have an opinion on that bro. What Drake's
saying, yeah? The third album's fucking honking. How many has he got, man? He really
is the great bro. Oh, sorry. That expression's his back. No, they keep us saved that. They
Yeah, that's why I said OK.
I'm not mad at you, mate.
There are a couple of them that catch it.
Yeah, but, Pa, you also say you're not a Spurs fan,
and yet you celebrate the wins.
That's why I said OK.
I thought that would be the old page review of the Spurs show.
I'm celebrating.
I probably should have done that at Spurs.
Them little one, Gasper.
That's OK.
That's OK.
Yeah, James.
Aye! He's fucking players called Ibra Ginger, bitch!
Oh, is it?
Ha ha ha ha!
Is that a fucking run?
Nah, we can't let that run, we can't let that run.
We can not let that run.
Check it.
Nah, we're alright.
And loop it.
Got a fucking win, this.
Drop out of my space pack.
Aw, get a fuck off this team, James.
It's not me, oh my...
He's shitting.
Great read.
Bout the shit, sorry, but...
Oh my God.
I can't believe it, but...
Stop playing JK.
He's not playing me at all if that's a problem.
No, we're playing you too much. That's the problem.
Don't change the problem.
Do you need Bayes there for that French game?
Scrap or anything?
I need who?
Any Bayes, like...
Ultra's, yeah, like, ready to rock.
Oh my God, drop back.
It's a great game, isn't it?
Oh, it's sweaty!
Squared up now!
Got a call for it then, ain't ya boys?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Kellogg's squared, squad!
Kellogg's squared.
Oh, my God.
I should be, I should have served an assist this game.
Yeah, we're robbing him.
I actually just...
My base has, um, a mech turned up with, like, pyro and shit.
Yeah, I mean, like, stuff from pyro.
Oh, my God. Why's it drugged me out?
By the way, it's a fucking big game, by the way.
If you want to come over and fucking be an ultra.
I'll be there, mate.
Yeah, I'll be fucking with him.
I'll bring the pyro.
Let's go, let's go.
I'll go to f**king Frank at the training.
Oh my god, he goes up and you.
Yes, take your cam.
Little yellow star over.
Expressions to you.
That's football.
That's triangle football.
That's what the teacher in school, Gary Lee.
One goaler.
Jake, what is he?
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
You are f**king shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
He's shaking.
What's a shot?
I thought I know where the questions are post.
W Boz was in the chat.
Me?
W Boz was.
Jakey, how dare you?
Press this and show me.
Don't besmirch my name, blabber.
That wasn't even in the shot, blabber.
Go on.
You've been like 10 FPS.
Do you want, do you want, do you want, if you want?
Oh, my God, pass the fucking ball.
You've got to take one, blabber.
You've got to take one, blabber.
519 before you do more, blabber.
Not even bad, though.
It's fucking bad.
That is horrendous.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Oh yeah, I like that.
Love it, one more.
Yeah, do that, that chance.
Oh my God.
I said one more.
I said one more.
Told you I had to carry it on.
Go in, Blad.
That's your fault.
Bro, take the touch, bro.
What the force carried on in my ears?
You should have said take the touch.
Not one more, Blad.
I didn't realise I had to spell everything out for you.
You weren't out for a bit.
You stopped giving me orders.
Let's say the Uber eats, Blad.
What?
Wife? Wife? No!
See, he told me, what are we doing here?
Avoid playing it, Jake, remember that?
Yeah, that's right, I'm playing it.
Oh, here we go.
Fucking Al ref.
It's a fucking father of a day, a week.
That's not a player, that.
It's the red.
Alright, take the red.
Alright, I'll say it's ginger.
No!
I knew it, seriously!
I'll feature it on the red, mate.
Thank you, bro.
We had a good stream mate, go on the bike.
Good luck tomorrow as well, man.
You got this.
I drop off.
Get in in in in.
Get in in in in.
Oh, hey, it's not a sprint.
No, no, no.
Burn mine, burn mine.
Oh, man.
Get in in in in, man.
Nice go, go, go, go.
Boy, you're on the scan.
Like, one more.
Oh my god, you're up.
I'm not going to be a player.
Go on, Jim.
Go on, Jim.
Oh, you're not a player.
You are!
What was that?
I've got, listen, two things I want to say.
Whoa!
You might call it a wrong time, Eric.
Excuse me, man.
You might call it a wrong time, Eric.
You might call it a wrong time.
You might not have a career.
You might not have a career in the morning.
You might have put out on the wrong time.
Oh my god, what is he just saying?
That's not the time for a raid.
I can't believe this.
No, I can't believe you just went to Eva.
What is this?
That is disgusting.
Excuse me, Vlad.
Let me tell you this.
You might have been doing up-
Mate, you might not have told me everything, Vlad.
Tell me in black
Yes, Dean, but he's still gonna call it over a bit. We'll turn that down
What do you mean by that
Now, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go!
Oh, Jake, you are...
Oh, it's like doing the pass, I promise!
Oh, oh, oh my god!
Hey, hey, you're crazy!
Yeah, I just...
Jake, get the fuck out!
Jake, get the fuck out!
What?
No, I'll load type 4.
See, what have I done wrong?
What have you done? What have you done fucking right?
Go on, then. Make up for it.
Nice.
Go on.
I'm taking a minute, that was a good switch.
Good foot there.
No, no, no.
There it was, that's what I said.
Ah, fucking say it, he's been shit as well.
I can't lie, I'm going to 8.4 before I take you, genuinely.
Shut the fuck up.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh, come on.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, we're going to get packed out.
I can't believe we've lost this game, bro.
Nice one, cheers, Jake.
We need some youth in the midfield.
Yeah, because we've got you. You're like a fucking major wish.
Last attack.
Last chance.
Last chance.
Oh, my...
Last chance to Lundberg.
Last chance to Lundberg.
Oh, God. It's Jakey for it.
Come on, Jakey.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No!
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Go shot.
No, no, not to Jake.
Not to Jake.
Not to Jake.
Jake, move, Jake, move, Jake, move, Jake, move, Jake, move.
Move, move, move, move, move.
You've got to just get it in.
Oh my god, I can't stand it. I can't stand Jakey Davis.
I can't stand Jakey Davis.
I can't stand Jakey Davis in a passion.
You can't stand Jakey Davis in a passion. That's not in English.
I don't know what's wrong there.
I don't know why we've just swung it in.
We need to have words.
I'm open to constructive criticism.
Oh, we've got
Shit we've got a way boys. I'll get relegated
21 chances
I wonder why that is hey, I wonder why that is sober because I'm fucking good
problem, yeah
No x-band
I thought he shit
I thought he shit man
That's a relegation
That's got a relegation
Screams man
This is a spur
This is a spur
We're stating up bro
We're stating up bro
This is a chance
To prove
To prove what, blood
That we're stating up
Alright let's go bro
Oh, bro.
Jake, he chats it to replace you of them.
There's who?
Any of them, all of them.
Ooh.
Now, one more check.
If I don't do well this game, I'll blow my police station up.
Have you got a new TV yet?
Yeah, I do, yeah.
If you get less than a 7.5, you have to smash your TV.
On stream.
On stream.
I'm not doing that.
I can't, I can't do that, so he's not...
Your chats agreed as well, I've just seen it in your chat, I loaded your stream.
And so with respect to that people in chat tend to drive off bridges as well, it is.
Well, fucking listen to him then!
Oh, that's not nice, is it?
I mean, we're in the same...
Take the fucking hint!
Kat said, we agreed, good idea.
Haha, we agree. Yeah, okay.
Yeah, let's do it, bye.
Haha, we agree. Yeah, okay. Yeah, let's do it, boy.
Oh, dammit.
Come on.
Relegation match, boys. It's a biggie.
It's a relegation match.
If we lose, we're fucking relegated.
Oh, my God, we're shit.
Come on.
Look in, look in.
I'm not in. I'm not in.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Pie.
I don't play better anyway.
I knew he'd do this because you and Pete, yes.
It says join line.
Oh, yeah, join line, then.
Yeah.
Yeah, can you sub him on? Is that what the...
Why am I the only one pressing?
You're not the only one pressing, Jake. You're not even in...
Shimbla, were you playing that front?
No, he's not.
Yeah, me.
Right, I can admit.
God.
Who the fuck?
Who the fuck's got the D-Rack on the marker?
I don't understand the marker.
Nice.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, I've liked it.
I've liked it.
Fuck, you want this, man?
I've lost a barrack.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Use your cam.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, I just joined down on my own.
I think we were behind.
That's fine.
Oh.
Yeah.
You've been the game being on.
I didn't get it.
You're doing nice.
Yeah, I'm just-
I'm playing right back.
I'm a female.
You know-
I was floating up!
Fucking is as well. Yeah, I froze. I froze. I caught him like each other. I froze
They're making some subs I
Even know you could do that. Why is it unstable connection?
I got my back in. Oh, yeah, just say that
My connection's gone to absolute shit.
Yeah, my connection's gone to absolute shit.
Yeah, pies on pies on!
Come on, pie.
Come on, pie.
Super, so yeah, I didn't check on you.
Come on, come on, come on.
But yeah, they might be unreal.
I'm about to free myself.
I can feel it go.
I've set timers.
Go on, it's fine.
Come back to the World Cup.
One more!
Look at Jake!
No, wrong way.
The time will pass.
How's he going?
Oh my god, he's crazy.
That's what I'm terrible at.
Go finish that!
OOOOOOOOH!
I'm Jakey!
We're talking about!
OOOOOOOOH!
Give me assist, lad.
Honestly, it's so terrible.
We just...
We understand each other.
I mean, I would respect this message with the admin.
It's the brotherhood.
Nah, less than that, bro. That was a great...
Okay.
Check.
Don't fucking fuck more.
Okay.
It's always tough when you start the word begin them with P.
And I would be why...
Listen, Toby, Toby, why are you doing this to me, bruv?
I'm not doing anything to your self, if anything.
I said hobb nobs bro. I said hobb nobs bruv. What do hobb nobs come in? They come in a
Why is he talking insiders?
It looks like Eric Dyer ginger
You don't work clearly.
Oh, where we went?
What do I do? Just fucking knock across them in?
Then you do.
Right, right, right.
Fucking hell.
I'm trying to release you just.
What's the change?
Yes, mate.
You.
You.
Get rid of me, Ginge.
Get rid of me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get the patch.
Come on.
That is the patch you want.
Run wide.
Take him away from me.
Overlap, overlap.
I'll get everything.
Oh, nice shoot.
Give me that. Oh no.
Gee, gee, gee.
Fucking it up, bitch.
Oh, this is dancing.
Go off of it.
Go on, go on.
Release.
Oh, my fucking.
Oh, my fucking.
Oh, my fucking.
He's something different.
Where's the right one?
I know that one.
It's something different.
time you fucking bird says when she takes my watch in with you. He's so different.
Go on.
Aggressive.
Nice for you, son.
That's a great challenge.
Get out.
Get out.
Play on, rest. Play on.
You shouldn't.
You shouldn't.
You told us to stop taking corners, but you just keep fucking crossing it anyway.
What?
Oh, that keeps.
Throw that.
Exes free, lad.
Throw.
My guy.
Sadical, man.
Oh
What's your excuse excuses yeah, nothing to do with me bro. Yeah, I know
Stay wide
Lovely come on starfire with the right. No, you don't story down
that's it look what happened nice you nice you go on get on
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my god oh my god please
maybe the worst you don't play for a few days yet he's gonna be a bit rusty
I mean you probably not made fucking we all messed up not it's probably the worst
No chance. No chance all day all day all day.
That's you Heinz. I'm here if you need.
Oh! Oh my god.
Switched.
I couldn't have shot if I clicked it.
Switch, switch, switch.
Nice.
Inside is my pass table.
Oh, fuck.
Take this please.
Straight in. Straight in the box.
Everyone in the box.
Can I say how that works?
Yeah, it's going to work.
Oh yeah, yeah, fine. I'll say it.
No, it's fine, it's fine.
That's the player in a group of fucking sweaty barrages who've made Claudia Pena unbroken
for a while now.
They try them so hard, we cannot lose to these.
Like...
I'll fucking say it as well, Jacob.
You keep fucking about, I'll take your PlayStation off.
Shit, mate.
Fucking JT Davies, lock the fucking mate.
We are not getting fucking relegated.
Not absolutely not.
We can get relegated.
We can.
Work game you're having right by the way.
Yeah, I'll piss on your pillows.
Absolutely.
Someone's got to be a longer buck.
Roy, what's your pro's name?
Is it Roy Bean?
Well, that's just Roy, I think.
There's only one, Roy Bean.
That was me, I need to bring up one.
hmm just right just right yeah that's a good question yes Eva what's happening
even you should be in bed you've got school in the morning come on here we got
school in the morning something Eva you got school more I get the better
boys you can't be angry at that no that was a good ball he's in behind see
I'm not playing the game and it's a jakey, but I don't think it's a cause or matter
And that's the problem. They shouldn't be a matter of play to do. You should play with any kind of football you want
Live
Make the run
You have to know you play us but I've never I honestly the worst fun I've ever seen
How do you make skis better than your guy?
Dude, do you want horrors to actually hold it on now?
That much?
No, I didn't hold it in.
It's almost as if he's got a bad first play.
My guy's left 14, my guy's left 14.
What would you do that by?
You're safe.
What would you do that?
I've got a number of bugging reasons.
Go on.
I've got a finish round.
Come on!
I might be the greatest.
Oh, it's too cute.
Say something now!
Why is he called Jinx?
Come on.
Hi.
He's a super fan.
You know what I broke out record, right?
I know.
Thank you.
Well, then, Jager first, mate.
Thank you.
Lock in.
Go on, Ella.
Please, we can't lose.
We can.
Staying up.
Staying up.
Staying up.
Staying up.
Staying up.
How's that going for you, though?
It's at a point for you.
Great challenge.
Sometimes you've got to do them sort of fouls.
You've just got to look.
I don't mind.
Every now and then you've got to do it. Absolutely
Good for a lot we take
Second ball
That's poor from being aware.
That's nice.
Fucking nice to be good at this game.
Nice.
Nice.
Fucking good worker, mate.
You're out.
Thank you.
You deliver.
Dude, that cross there.
That cross actually, what?
Oh, that cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
That cross.
Give me a try, here you go.
Recover.
What?
I'm a favourite person now.
What?
He's taking a fucking...
Oh my God.
Get there.
Get there.
There's no fucking bar.
Ah, well, fucking love that.
You were going to smash on this TV, but...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh my God!
You're fucking actually useless on every level.
Fucking...
Fucking what?
Challenge.
What?
You're gonna have to crunch him, you're gonna have to crunch him, you're gonna have to.
Bro, you're a fucking right-winger, get off the left, get on your side.
Oh, I thought I read that.
Nice.
Go on, go on.
Mike, Jakey, Jakey, send that!
Oh my God!
Oh, that was so quick, I wasn't gonna call out for that!
Oh, the twist, bruv, why?
We're dropping a long haul, it's rockin' short, enjoy yourself now.
Oh, fucking, give me a bit of surrey, give me a bit of surrey!
Cookin', suit!
What are you cookin', sushi-bla?
YAAAAA!
Come on!
Nick, it's yours.
Ooh, that's such a score!
My fucking head works!
Come on!
Get in.
Huge goal, that might be fucking safe there.
Jakey, what rating you got right now, mate?
6.3. Yeah, you need to up that brisky
So do you one of the editors at work shut the trust of process
What good price he's like the one away with that bullshit bro
Straighten and again
I still got it, I still got it.
I still got it.
It's X to pass by the way.
Take his legs.
Nice, missed that challenge.
Fuck it out, he likes to go.
He likes to go.
Legs are gone, I've got to go.
I'm serious, I've dropped.
Now you've got to go to fucking Weight Watchers, Jakey Davies.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, Kevill Black!
Oh, Kevill Black!
That's deep!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, that's just sad.
Oh, Jake, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, any of that, Jake.
I'm sorry, he's just calling me fat.
I'm fat as well so
So it's what's really Twitter reply the way that won't go on to get that car flag boys
84 surely
No
Who wants it?
Don't worry about that but oh my god, I'm worried
I was bad.
You're a fucking...
He's bodies, bodies.
Oh, fuck.
Red blocks.
Oh, my...
Oh, my...
Oh, my...
Oh, my...
Oh, my...
Oh, my...
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I believe you're gonna get one more chance.
We're gonna get one more chance, Billy.
We're gonna get one more chance, please.
In the dying embers.
One more chance.
One more fucking chance, come on, believe.
Avoid Jakey Davis and you get a chance.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm going up.
Wait, now.
He's fucking snapped me!
Get fucking down!
Don't do this to him!
Dirty bitch!
Get off!
Get off!
Get him off!
Hold up on, man.
That's good.
Get in your...
Get in your...
Where do I ball it up?
How do you get it?
Trust me.
Trust me.
Do not give it down.
Do not give it down.
I'm gonna run to front post.
You got to trust me.
You got to trust me.
Look, Jake...
No, I'm not...
Fucking useless!
It's so shit. Oh my god
RAP BRO!
Don't do this, don't do this, please don't do this, don't do this
Oh fuck sake!
Fucking knew it bruh!
Oh my days!
Fuck sake just going down black!
This is the worst ever life
Oh fuck man
Ohhhh
Fuck life
Right give me, I'm going back in there
You're trying to prepare me for the world?
You can't believe this!
I'm gonna make a bet.
Why bro? Why?
I'll say it in the first game, I'll do the fuck it on rail.
Oh, it's coming like a...
At.
Yeah!
Ah, fuck yeah.
Ah, look at me on the wall.
We're going down, down baby, oh, here they rainbow.
Baby, I'm ready.
Go his peak, man, I'm down, lad.
All my days, man.
Yeah.
We were literally three one-up.
Jakey, get the fuck out of that.
Jakey, what have you got to say?
No way, man.
There's no way I'm not.
Jakey, get the fuck out of that attack.
Hey, Jakey.
What have you got to say?
Well, I've done nothing wrong there.
I'm actually going to the Jesus Christ.
Yeah, have you done something right, no?
Out of attack.
No.
Genuinely.
Oh!
Genuinely.
Shambles.
I'm actually good though!
You are! You're gonna eat him!
Yeah, you're gonna eat him, that's it.
You're putting me back left back then.
Yeah, you're gonna have to drive back, man. You're gonna have to put me right one.
Speak.
Can I go left back then? Is that alright?
Yeah, of course you can, mate.
You're talking so confusing, mate.
Fucks sake, I wish Kirsty would stop fucking messaging me.
I'm fucking your bird, Mr Bond.
She's not awkward this time.
time. That's what you think. I just changed mum. All right, you're not into
gingers anyway. Is she not? No. I'll see. It's not normal. It's normal to the
ginger that needs you. What? No, I've said it wrong, no mind.
Are you fucking all right?
Fuck me up, good.
Am I a test G, baby?
Nah, I came wild, the room G.
You get me?
Now, you just have fucking more on me.
That's what you are.
Is that?
Is that a lot of?
Come on.
Hey, tell me, you can sign anyone for vision.
Who would you sign?
No, I weren't for it.
I weren't interested anyway.
Fuck you, right, Jack?
I couldn't do a fuck anyway.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I need someone who could score fucking pressure points, bro.
Right, no, let me ask that again.
Who would you sign if he counted me?
Can't be you, I'm stuck now.
I think I'm the only player in Barley history.
It's over 100% goal ratio when they've played.
Yeah.
Might be, you know.
outfit what what i played outfield anyway
hope i got a lot to say how many games you played now
now i play it played to score two
you not playing goal one game
all you get you know if you get about them once
i didn't
well
wait was it version
i would
Yeah, I was one of the rainders. Yeah, you're right, Jake.
Can I hear your wing back, please?
Can you what?
Your wing back, just if you want the best out of me.
You can fucking stick to your position, you gimp.
I know, but if you want the best out of me, wing back.
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
I've wanted you to fucking live the longest as well,
and I'd tell you to stop eating shit,
but at the end of the day, I don't.
Yes.
Now, if you do want some French Pirate's Jinx,
let me know.
I'll turn up with some fucking...
Hi, I would love to see you right there at the Pirate's Game.
I can't lie.
I would do it, I'd actually would do it.
That way it's gonna be smaller than it.
I'll belly up and all that, like I'll go serious.
Hey, how many tickets have sold Tobes?
Do you know?
I have no idea mate, I'm not involved in any of that.
I'm not expecting a fucking full sold out stadium in France.
Are you expecting that?
Yeah, them French are on my set here.
Which stadium is that?
Is it, hey, are we fucking going there
and pausing an upset?
Man, and I just said that's cause five goals
in my last game mate.
I actually can't wait to fucking...
What's man talking about?
Probably not mate, I think we're in London.
Alright, Jens, do you have a World Cup player for tomorrow or not?
Er, no, we've got no more Wildcats left, sorry mate.
No, you should have.
Mate, Dana, you're fucking on me.
You're going on Wildcats, I've got you.
It's England vs.
I'm playing tomorrow, you fat cunt!
What the fuck?
Oh, you're left.
Not you, Bingo.
It's an alert!
Be on say, lad!
I'll see you on say!
Hey, on say!
It's been on say!
Thank you, lad!
You can stand on the side if you want!
You came out too late!
You came out too late!
But I was too late, though!
I drew them all out of position so you had a clear path!
And you don't have...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Hey, Toby, I'm tired of you getting onto me like you're my dad, bro.
Why are you f***ing with us, bro?
Why is it always me, bro?
Oh, that wasn't...
I'm chill off, I love to chill off.
Jakey, Jakey, I love you, bro.
That was the one way you know.
Jakey, say it out loud.
Don't even beat him up, yeah.
It's not probably Nico Rajin in the Champions League though, is it?
Stop it to Jakey's character.
Oh, that's a great ball!
One more! Finish that!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, no!
No!
You are the worst player.
Oh my God.
That's the worst thing I've ever seen on Brokels.
Hey, dude, you must stop!
That might be the worst mess in FIFA history.
I can't believe that, dude.
Even there, any couple of years into the goal, kid.
Look at Mbuehmo.
You can't score every chance.
But if you keep trying, you'll score enough.
Because you shit. Mbuehmo literally walks into every team in the league.
Fuck off.
Name one team he doesn't get in.
Man City.
Man City, get in there.
100% he does.
Wait, I want to see you say something.
Oh, man.
James Jones was a fucking point.
He just fucking passed a fucking boulder.
Yeah, alright, sorry.
Genuinely, they don't ever shout at me again.
I'm not being funny.
That's the difference.
That's the difference between a pro and a semi-pro.
A semi-pro lets that miss get to him
and they dwell on that the whole game.
A pro picks themselves.
Just one minute.
He does.
He doesn't.
He does.
He's not better than fucking than all their winners. He's not better than Cherokee Dock who awesome
And you know
Is he going for that pie? Come on
Yeah, I agree
And bueno
And bueno is probably the third top. He walks into Arsenal
He's fucking better than Martin Elliot don't have a disrespect and one more like that again
Yeah, well, the part in which he plays on the other side, blad.
And when will he play left or right?
Well, I hear that.
And when is a very good part?
And he can play strike. He's probably getting over fucking Yocarest.
He's probably on par with Saka, I think Saka's...
He's not coming back after fucking streaming and having a mum-foth telling me what to fucking do.
I'm fucking back to go pop. I just fucking pass the ball starting a podcast
My now you're I seen you on your
Compact
Did you did you like it fuck you now, right?
Go on James. Go on James. I actually had some good Irish time on there. I got a lot of years
Oh my fuck you.
Off his pastin! You fuck yourself with spark!
SQUARE OUT BRAD!
Oh my god.
Oh, Brad, he's my...
Jinzy fan! SQUARE OUT BRAD!
I got ladies off the floor.
Fuck sake!
You got completely run over to Adboard.
I can see why he shot that. I was quite impressive.
Oh, fuck you.
Not even German.
Square like a frosty square.
What's my talking about?
Trinny splat.
Square.
Trinny splat.
Drop it back.
If you don't square it off.
I'll try to see if we can do it again.
I'll stop now.
He's taking a piece.
I'm backing J.K.
I don't think you're a pervert on everyone's birdie.
Hey, hey, back in GNT, back in GNT, do you remember each other that you were thinking
of it, it's birdie girl.
He's married night all the all the Bob ladies are lovely
That's offside now
I just give us favorite poor buddy said
I'm going to give it a head as weeks.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's a friend of mine.
You can look back.
We are in the middle of a din.
Oh, you must be.
He's not.
He's not.
He's not.
I'm old.
I'm older.
I'm happy for you.
I said you won't be so great.
Another goal.
Swat in a tally.
I'm a gentleman.
Yeah, you are.
He sounds like it.
Yeah.
Oh, kiddo.
Pire, Pire Day, I want you to have a go at it.
Jesus, put a go on.
Pire did his job.
I'm trying to get this job.
That's Taze.
The best thing is Taze is the leader next to have a right now.
It's making a bad one, dipping out of a bad one.
That's a good one.
It's a good one, mate.
Mate, you can fucking pipe down.
Yeah, Jackie.
I'll call my girlfriend, I'll call her.
I didn't.
He pie'd a set up and I wouldn't side block.
Yeah, I won't go to have it for once.
Oh nice
Because of the fucking shit bro calls video you did for both gaming
I was horror. I was horror. Is that taking time yet? No, he's still up there. He's still up there, I'm 200 years old.
I'm gonna put mine on your control pad, Black. I'm gonna sit in there, because you're only existing, bro.
Who had, who had a blockwave train like pro footballers? I've seen most of you in a film, wearing that one.
Oh, by the way, can we talk about that, please? I got abuse from us in that video.
That was never meant to be a main channel video. That's not me talking about.
Getting in the outskirts of that one.
Yeah, that was none of that to be a main channel video.
Yeah, I technically must have a video because of that. Whose decision was that? What were we thinking?
Well, it was even that. Oh, we don't have a video, mate.
That's crumbly.
View a fuck off on holiday. You have to pay the price.
Wasn't even holding one.
What a run that is telling me.
Go on, Toby.
Sorry.
Go on, mate.
Go on, Nova. Do you have a plan?
Plexity, do you have a five months, mate?
That was a great pass, mate.
What the hell?
What's in?
What the hell?
Great defending you. GCSE in the morning. Good luck with that.
Come on, Orange. Fuck you, sit down.
Left side.
That means the GCSE is in.
Oh, wow.
Whoa.
Passed the ball.
Right, he's gone.
Yeah, I see it.
One more.
One more.
Yes, he is.
What are you going to say to my leader?
Come on, man.
Oh, fuck.
The line's just there.
Oh, that's passing up there.
We're going to do this.
I like
So your chat said we're playing them now he's in a wheelchair
This is odd man.
I can see it all the time.
Nothing's just walked by.
Oh my.
She's telling her friend time.
Oh my.
What's wrong with my man?
What song's that?
Oh my.
You're gonna sit there.
Let's go.
Bro, you know how to do that tune pie.
So yeah, I'm through with still Ryan.
Why are you asking what he's talking about?
I say he's motivating people.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can I say that again?
I'm good.
You're struggling with who?
Still Ryan.
Yeah, who's that?
That guy just followed me today.
Is that your brogeon?
He's cast, yeah.
Yeah, he's very nice guy.
Very nice guy.
Yeah, just don't have your wallet out there.
He is scous, so yeah, be careful.
Oh, he's a Liverpool fan.
Everton.
For fuck's sake.
Everton.
He's also knocked down south tomorrow.
Yeah, sorry mate, I would have if I was up that way too.
Oh mate, don't worry about it.
What, five here?
Yes sir.
Brother, I'll pull up Toby bro.
I think that should be fine.
I can make it down there for that time.
Yeah, you should be able to.
I've got something in the morning but I should be free in the evening too.
And then more.
Just take that.
One more.
That's not good, boys, we got a game, do we?
Yeah, we threw a way through the last game.
Shit, I don't know.
Nice shoot.
Line it, line it, line it.
So I say, I think...
Aaron, you're very quiet today.
Don't mind me.
Maybe if you want me to...
KSS team, bro.
I'm handing over brown envelopes, please, just so you know.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, I can't do it all.
Come on, Salves.
They killed me, bro.
They didn't even beat community.
They're in there.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god look at Tony
Did you hear?
Pull back pull back
I did, I tried to pull it back to that fucking moron
Fuck it, you think your foreskin's that tight?
Oh my god
Yeah pull it back further on that mate
Nice
It's actually quite a common thing for men to have tight foreskins
It is, I had it once I had to get some Lubbock
Oh my god
Why have you done that?
Anyone watching, if you've got to be ashamed of your tight foreskins
Do not be ashamed of your tight foreskin. Just go to the doctors and get it hooked up.
I was at a young talk when I was there.
You've got to release that. You've got to release that.
Please!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Jakey, I'm going to try and do it.
Fucking chokey.
Don't die, don't die.
Massive chokey!
Nice!
Nice!
Yes!
Nice.
Seconds!
I'm going to make sure the bars are nice.
Nice, nice.
What does that mean?
I'm the real ones know about mass horny.
Oh!
Damn right!
Barl knowledge! Barl knowledge!
Aaron are you here mate?
Yeah I'm here mate, I'll just uh...
I'm just going to back ground mate.
Yeah just making sure I start.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
Go go go
There's me left back!
Lord of both.
He's left fling.
Oh my gosh.
You get a video out of it if you want to.
I wouldn't say main channel video though if I'm being totally honest with you.
Are you really talking about a huge way of acting?
He just knocked me sick.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
I was saying that my YouTube is now...
Fallen Jake!
Go!
Okay, questions?
Oh, that's how it should be.
Great, bro.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
Yeah, you definitely won't be able to actually go on Jakey.
You're playing your game bro.
Wait a minute.
No.
Overla, overla, overla, overla.
Dude.
I'm going to call it.
Hey X, what X have you got your turtle beat, John?
I'm praying on the chance. No, you're not. You know, you're actually doing fuck off.
Stay back there and watch the fair play.
Oh, if you mean there's like the one from the beef that I'm on then, yeah.
Yes, lovely.
Turn to the other side.
There we go. Do we just get feedback from people and fucking...
That's it!
Yeah, I hear it, but when you score two goals, it just doesn't like itself yet, yes.
There's your problem, the ego top.
He's gonna start himself every day of the week
Fucking striker
Nice creature
I'm stated
fat moron
Fuck you, Luffy.
What are you laughing at?
If they fucking score!
Oh, no!
Take it out!
Fuck you, now!
Get the dick, Jake!
Fuck you, Luffy!
I can't fucking do it!
Oh, my days!
I can't do this!
Are you insane?
I'm not the one, but...
They actually genuinely kicked me!
I can't use your sit-ups in one of the bombas
I put my head full.
I'm not happy!
I heard that!
Who said that?
Who said that?
Who said that?
That's me, expression.
I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean that.
Why have you gone around?
I swore to go.
You didn't score.
I was five fucking years ago!
I've actually been doing well.
I've actually been doing well.
How have you been doing well?
What have you done well?
Tell me please.
I must be doing this thing.
Game talks.
That's right.
I want to say it for another team, right?
I just like to go.
I hate the same player.
You said that five times.
I just like to go.
He's not the same guy.
You said that one there as well.
I'm going to show being a bit greedy up top.
Am I?
Yeah.
I'm going to show being a bit greedy up top.
Am I?
I'm gonna show being a bit greedy up top.
Am I?
Yeah.
Two goals has been scored.
Oh, that's good.
Two goals.
We lost 4-3.
Yeah.
Because you can't pass.
I'm actually playing.
Go forwards and you pass.
I think you still, yeah, when you've got the quality that I have.
Look, look, it's not that I'm here, Roy.
Yeah, the thing, I don't think Roy's the great.
It's either he's moaning about covering a position, yeah.
And you've got to play on my quality.
You've got to get up the field.
You're not quality.
I was getting some good spots.
You weren't?
I was.
The only spots I've come to you for are fucking food spots.
Where's the best fucking place to go before a match or after a match?
You shouldn't be anywhere near a field, you shouldn't be anywhere near a pitch.
The fact that you are, I think, oh my God, I should have either done a little bit of charity.
I don't mean to ask you that.
And that's the second game, just now Costa is well done.
That isn't the second game I've played.
It is, it is. Do you know what your PlayStation is off of to do it again?
Last time, last one.
I'll probably do that one more game anyway.
A bit of time. What are you doing?
That's right.
That TV will combine.
Okay, I'm well, I apologise.
Will combine.
I apologise.
I've done it once and I will, I will, I will do your eye shake and let you know now.
I will do it again.
Right?
Just bear in mind that, please.
I'll do it again.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Chaz, if you can hear me, sort it the fuck out, you fat cunt.
You don't play like that. You're not slouchable round the box.
I do actually, I do. I actually do, I do.
I do, I do, I do.
I think we've got to pick each other.
Second to ourselves up there.
Dreckham.
Yeah.
Why is that?
You can put yourself on the bench, mate.
Yeah, if you fucking can't put yourself up.
I'm always saying that.
I feel like we're seeing a Fernandez at QPR from Payton now.
I do want you to navigate me, by the way.
Oh, what? Are you all...
Are you a little fucking further than that?
That's what I meant to say, further than that.
Oh my God!
Jake, you might be the fucking...
No, they are not supposed to be like that.
They generally, they generally, the rage rate is working now.
So, stop being a fucking nonce and just play some like that.
Stop it!
OK, you've had ginger in your room, you've had your little clip,
you've been, you've got a nice complexity like that.
OK, if we weren't losing it, it'd be fine,
but we're literally getting mugged off and it's getting annoying so could you please win this game play normally as a left-back.
I know you think I'm like, just trying to do whatever, but on anything I actually think I'm playing well.
Yeah, so you think that the decision in the night of best, they're going forward to play a cross-field ball to the right back, it was a good idea.
I've pushed on target.
So please answer the, excuse me, please answer the question.
so let's come on let's just let's put the normal head on and take the jayce davis hat on
just one game is all right. I want to say is watch out. It doesn't matter if it's boring
We just want to win a game, please.
We won't win.
But I agree with everything you said there,
but asking them to stop being a nonsense is just...
It's all fucking fucked.
We'll start playing more than a pedo.
Oh, come on, come on.
Oh, I see it.
Oh!
We love that.
Just watch Martin come back fucking brilliant.
Is it sick?
Alright, I'll write that.
Come on. So, I tried to be cool. I give you that name, but so just doesn't sound cool.
I mean, I've got people for me to have you. Oh, come on. Yeah.
Look at you. So, I mean, I'm not going to go on, Jake. You want more?
Oh, my God. I'm not buying. I'm not. I'm not buying. Yeah, don't think you don't want to talk about.
I know it's getting like, oh, my God, he's doing that again. The team never expects it.
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I love it.
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I love it.
Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
I was overlapped.
Yeah, I love you.
And again, thank you.
I'm on the switch.
It's a generation of watching.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
Well, look at where Jackie is.
Look at where Jackie is.
Win it back.
Oh, oh, my God.
Oh, oh, my God.
Oh, I glitched.
Oh, good guys.
I've seen Steve Bruce at Akin Petra.
That's nice.
Cheers.
Cheers mate.
Alright, okay.
Where?
Which one?
Throw it out.
The nearest one.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Oh, I saw him.
He's got something.
Yeah, I was getting on there. You're gonna act me.
I see.
Oh, I know I got that.
So I'll chat. No, I was actually so happy to see him.
Steve Bruce.
He speaks.
Oh, yeah, I was right.
He's like, I just, I just, I was like, yeah.
One game.
I don't know.
He was driving a Range Rover.
He was a, he was a really,
he was a game when you vlogged me, you know.
So I just got a shot and get him for a round of you.
Oh, fucking joking.
The one time he probably should have been goody there, Anger Genge.
I know you do. Yeah, so I don't hear about the ball moves quicker than any man. Remember that I great. Oh, well
like oh
I don't know what an inception
Great how good was it out of 10? Oh my god
Poor defending
Fuck this guy!
Oi, man, that's been fucking spotless!
Yeah, if I finish this, it's one for your not right spotless.
Oh!
This is all bad, man!
I know!
But you're taking the piece!
Nah, you're taking the piece!
Nah, James!
Nah, James!
This is fucking shit!
Nah!
I know!
It's all pretty nice in terms of when you see a spot.
Not in terms of when you see your jeans, come on.
10 months.
Wanker!
Why have I got that on there?
Why have I got that on there?
I couldn't eat it earlier.
I don't know about because you got freckles, mate.
I had a ball, John.
Oh, my God, I'm cakey.
Oh!
Hey!
That's that.
That is unbelievable.
That is unbelievable.
I've ruined your mood.
I've ruined your box, man.
You've ruined your fucking day.
I've ruined your wall, Jack.
So I'm gonna stack.
Exactly.
I know I don't.
I know I don't.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, Roy's got kumbola tomorrow!
Oh, I'm fucking good.
Is that actual offer?
I've got a ticket if you want, Mum.
Who else is going?
No one, you can bring someone if you want.
Ooh, I'll shout you.
No point in doing that, mate. Just mess his mess.
I'm taking the way, yeah.
Get it, guys.
You've got pros living in Leeds going,
change!
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
It is, though.
It's all the laughter.
It's all the laughter.
It's all the laughter.
My bad, Roy.
It's all the laughter, man.
Wait, Jinger's expressions that laugh not toby?
There you go, Mike.
Wait, Toby, did you not...
Wait, what?
Why do you think it was Toby, Blank?
Yeah, exactly.
Why do you think it was Toby?
Why do you think it was Toby, Blank?
What kind of a...
Oh, my days.
What's the goalie doing?
Oh, my God, cold.
It's all set.
It's all set.
Fuck me, I got to fucking be Kario and go.
Thank you, I don't know.
You can talk all you want about.
You can talk all you want about Nextvkinsky.
That's for damn sure.
I hear.
You can talk all you want about Nextvkinsky.
That's for damn sure.
You can't talk about next to Kim's key. That's what I'm sure if it weren't for kinsky, but are you the loss versus leads?
Right, if it was
For the second off you did we
Janelle handbags bro
And he sure see our fans like there was no tomorrow
No, it wasn't it because Matthias tell Matthias tell tended to fucking you can't come back
Right, seriously, can you please play left back? I can't keep playing then
How is that possible?
J.K.
I am supposed to be way...
Because I am supposed to be in centre mid but because you're not at left back
I'm having to play left back meaning they can pass the ball through the middle
So please play left back
Well said, Pie
You know what, what was actually good about your girlfriend, sir?
People played the positions
And we won games
Yeah
This is shit, this. We're losing games, I'm not even fucking fun.
What the fuck?
Jay, get off corners now, you angry little fucking gremlin.
I tried, I tried.
No worries, I'm going for a top bike.
I've licked you already, give me.
Oh, my...
I've won't, I hate losing.
I hate losing, I can't do it.
Obviously we're gonna lose when we play with a man down every game.
Dude, dude.
I just don't understand how things are going so bad.
Go get back, lad!
Fucking cunt locks his door!
Oh, that was scary.
Anyone else see him? Did anyone else see him run away from defending them?
Look at him fucking laughing!
Laughing at his fortunes!
I can't do this.
Latch, come on. Come on.
Jake, open your door, Jake, open your door.
I've started posing for you.
I felt really bad earlier for Jakey when you were going to smash his TV up, but no, no, I don't care.
I just fucking did it.
Ah, God.
I felt really bad for you earlier, Jakey.
Oh, I'm also here, I'm also too.
Get the fuck out of my shirt.
Oh, this is my fault, by the way.
I'm not even doing it anymore. I'm not even doing it anymore.
I'm not even doing it.
Fuck off, your dad's got his own emote, Taze.
Yes, sir, it's over. Yes, sir, it's over.
Can we try a latch? Because I don't like using them.
Try typing in the emote for your dad, Jinz.
Nothing came out.
Fucking different.
I'm going to mute one second. I need to make a phone call.
One second. I'm going to mute one second.
That's a way to get the change of room fucking up and up for a second.
It's alright. It's alright.
Come on. Come on. Big second half.
Honestly, this is the ball now.
Are we fucking playing here or what?
Why the fuck are we playing it in the air?
Put it on the floor, man.
Fucking Jesus Lord above.
Alright, here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Oh my God.
Don't push up too much.
Look, you just dragged bare players into my position.
I'm fucking going to find you a fucking stupid ball bag.
Come on, Jackie.
Go on.
It's in.
Nice.
Get that ball on the deck.
Get that ball on the deck.
All right.
Get you right on it.
Let him do it.
I can't be here.
Nice.
Take one.
I'm back.
Recycle the recycle.
No rush.
No rush.
No rush.
No rush.
No rush.
Nice.
No rush.
Wide on wide.
Oh.
Look.
Right.
Right.
Absolutely caught.
Right there.
Yes.
Go forward.
Oh
Ask Chas Gary Coleman Gary Coleman. I'm here short short. Oh, please don't wobble on that's funny
Chas if you asked if it's a van or a car because if it's a car
We ain't having a four-hour drive really fucking in the middle of the backseat, brother
You have to press something different for that to be a thing.
No you do, you do.
You're a karma.
Because that wasn't a normal karma.
It was wrong and I'm sorry.
It's better not be a Bobboy's gaming video that he's taking.
It's fucking awesome, don't worry.
One more.
One more.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, wow.
Do what that passes like, that was like messing with his tolerance. That was beautiful.
That was a gorgeous ball. Wow.
Go on, go on, go on.
Fuck off, being on your fucking waist, man.
I'm getting you celled out and that's what the fuck function is.
I'm getting it.
Keeps.
Yeah, nice, nice.
Right, we'll have him, we'll have him.
Yeah, Gary Coleman with the Simpsons.
What was it?
Gary Glitz is in the call.
Two shots down, the last game for you.
Oh, tease.
Oh, breaking.
You left the ball, mate.
Go on, I'm favouring a 5-8.
Fuckin' lucky I haven't got the ball.
Very much, mate.
I appreciate it. I'm going the ball.
Favouring a 5, brother.
Thank you.
Fuck you, man.
Got two left, fucks.
Played you, played you.
Oh
I'll come and put on a plate for you x mate right even touch that bro. What we do
I get on my stuff
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm actually dead.
Right, he was getting the five gifted then.
I'm done.
Take your fucking, take your, take your problem, your fucking Karen air-cut and piss off.
Who's that guy that was sent off?
Who was sent off?
Jakey.
He looks like Haley Kruppan.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Fuck off, back to Roy, you dickhead.
No!
Oh my God.
Mark said, Haley, a pie, you're a legend for that school.
That's cold.
He does like he does
It's too sink
It's not
Yo by the way you owe me a man on the mat to take the 5 gifts
Well no you jimmy!
Jimmy what?
Who the fuck is he just calling me?
Oh no!
Check no the cut line!
Oh my god!
Oh my god I put myself, I call them jimmy and just completely confuse myself
Oh no
Oh no
Over the top
Open 24 hours
My balls!
No!
No!
No!
I got the ball, I got the ball second time. Second time I got the ball. He won't even
I'm not off
You'll be off
Nice in my reading was 8.6 by the way. Yeah, but it was that's because you stayed in position for once
Tell me the fact you believe that he's mental
It was 8.6. It wasn't it was put on your mark. I'm a man
This guy's pro
I'm fucking the fence already, so you whize it now or what?
Because we've got three defenders
give some fucking knob, got sent off.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm watching fire,
he's my master fucking stuff.
Go on.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest.
Go on.
Go on.
Pull back, pull back, pull back.
Have a go.
No.
Go on.
How is he off?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
My legs have gone, I'm ejecting.
He actually probably didn't get it, no chance.
No, he didn't know the other one was behind him.
He was fucking marching in.
Got a change?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Yes!
Fuck!
I thought you were the ballerine keeper.
That's a goal.
No, I got a bit gasped.
Come on, we can run the slides once you're all gone.
These boys don't want it.
Come on.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
We need to quickly.
We're getting up.
Fuck it.
We need to.
Oh, my God, wow.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, fuck off man. Should have shot though, Joe.
No, no, no. But then when I am greedy, I should have passed you.
I mean, he's one of the offside, great offside trap for me.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Jets actually with the zero one, mate.
Go. I'm getting on the stand.
You're puny.
Oh, ref.
Got me without an axe.
And that was me, bro.
I've said that and the rest is Selim on the weekend, I'm fucked.
I'm playing for the games and we've lost them all.
Can I try and play in the middle, James?
Can you try and play? I'll tell you where you can play.
Yeah, you're fucking Anna's mate,
only you're fucking selling the pitch.
Come on, you're playing with yourself on stream, Jakey.
Man, I need you to plug in, man. Matrix fan.
Start playing, bro.
I was not doing it anymore.
Right here.
Hi, was you really marking me?
What's that, sir, mate?
Jakey said he was watching you,
and you were just man-marking me.
You weren't doing that with your pad?
It's brushing yourself?
No mate, not at all.
Fuck the lane.
Go on Gran.
We're in a row, boys.
Go on Cameron, thank you very much mate.
David's just saying anyway.
I would actually say by the way, the one game that we didn't play with JK, we did win.
We won 4-1.
Yeah.
Hey Jake, you run me down.
I've lifted my boy.
I mean, I was going to touch your dick.
Fuck! Let's close! Fuck!
Would you def-hold my other right still bit?
8.5 me. Yeah, he was.
I just want... I just want one chance in midfield.
Nah. Oh, Jackie, please, man.
You earn your chance.
Rocking, please, man.
We're not going 4-4-2. I ain't going to save that, mate.
It's like fucking sir taping the tight tights together that.
Jake, you have to set out this game.
I hear that, you know. Sorry.
You got set off, you missing game.
Yeah, that was the rules. I'm just saying one, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
Please put me next to Aaron, I'm tired.
One more time, one more time, Jakey David!
One more time, one more time, I say!
One more time, one more time, Jakey David!
Missing the game, cos he's fucking shit!
Put me next to Aaron and you'll be chanting,
Jakey we can't play without you on anything.
I'll give you five.
I'll put it behind, I just can't, I can't just do that.
It's not worth it. It's not worth the stress for you. Is it pie?
No, it's not me. If I'm wrong, I'll give you five
But what if you're wrong about what I'm hungry again, man
Where's my food about me being a cover menu next to Aaron?
Jakey
We can't play with you
We can't play with you
You fucking shit and your ass, Jakey.
We can't play with you.
We can't play without you.
He can't pass and he can't shoot.
Take it.
The other day, he said to me, so the, um...
The white, Jakey.
The white, me and him?
How could I?
You can't compare yourself again
Put the mic down I'll put it in your ass one of the two
That is not the baby
Advice to start streaming 100% man just click go live
I'll use my fucking head
You got six seven is number bro
Well, yeah, but when was that for me because when Jakey didn't fucking play it
Yeah, thank you. As much as I love you to budge met one comes a fee for you in my whole way.
Oh my God, what a save. What a save.
Good advice to me. Fucking great.
Fucking. I'm a man.
Oh, my post-ex. Oh, by the way.
Well, my fridge keeps tripping out.
I'm on it. I need to fix it.
We'll fridge.
Checking out your mono or mini fridge.
Yeah, it's a mini fridge.
It's because the mini fridge.
You've done the wiring in your fucking house, bro.
Yeah, that's that's that's the worst thing about it.
for jakey but you don't need a fridge
oh well said well fucking said
I'm playing well in these positions
where the fucking hell was the defense then
No, where is the defensive?
This is you.
Nice.
Yeah.
Come on, G.
Go on.
Go on.
Nice.
There you are.
I'm going.
Forgo.
Got one.
I'll lock you.
Fuck's sake.
What luck.
Oh, boy.
First time.
Pie keeping everyone on.
Shamboil it.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm using our one to try and stand position.
I think mine's a 68.
When you're at the back, don't use that one,
because it'll always drop you deep.
Oh, okay.
Just play my side when you're there, man.
Nice check.
See what I mean?
He can't pass.
He can't pass.
He can't pass.
He can't pass.
He can't pass.
He can't pass.
He can't pass, he can't shoot.
J.K.
We can't play with you.
We can't play with you.
He can't pass, he can't shoot.
Oh my God.
No, don't try it, man.
I have to admit the tackle, man.
I could have stopped going.
Oh my God.
I feel a bit sick.
What's he done looking for you? You said Bobby May new bro. This ain't even Calvin Phillips
Oh my god one more please
Oh my god.
I might jump.
What's going on?
Oh my.
Hey, is he set up on corners?
What is he actually on corners?
Oh my god.
How is he miss?
No, no, no.
That's not funny.
It fucking is, bro.
He was so worse.
I'm a step back.
I don't give a fuck, mate.
Oh, that's all right, Jakey.
It's all right, it's all right.
I'm talking about!
Hey, well-in, well-in, well-in, Tobi, well-in, Tobi.
Thank you all for that.
Well, what's that?
Big, big, big, good boy.
Thank you, mate.
Found something, you ticked up.
Who sent you to tick tock?
What the fuck?
Yeah, God.
Nice one, Stammer.
Nice one.
Yeah, how fucking fit to defend it.
Go on.
Aaron, do you feel more comfortable me next year?
I'm both in here.
Look at the football champagne
We need stop them though, we're doing it stop
That's I'm wrapping this in oh my god. Yeah, good luck mate. Come on. Come on my boy
I'm talking about. Go on.
25.2 meters out. I reckon that
What the fuck? Jesus. Finish. Throw away. Jesus.
What the fuck? I don't know what that was. It was nice.
That was satisfying. What is that decision, mate?
What was wrong with that? The fact that you had two teammates running clean through on goal
and you turned backwards towards your goal. Yeah, it's just been a fucking weirdo.
I can't do anything like that. Thanks, you.
I
Sorry, I'll stitch you up there. That's all right to expect. It's all right. We work for each other
I'll do it through each other. It's a problem when you work for me. He's in one. I was left back
What are you talking about dude?
Everything's about you dude. Yeah, yeah, we can't play without you
The worst debut of all time.
What a throwback that is.
What are you called? What are you called?
No, Cousin of Cousin of debut is bad.
But back the outcome was all for the rest of the
fucking unreal to be honest.
Jonathan will get around Madrid didn't like
going on.
I've never heard of Jonathan Woodgett before, he was a good centre bat with Woodgett.
You've never heard of Jonathan Woodgett? No.
He's very good. I suppose you're a sister, aren't you?
He's great. That's Steve Holland. Jonathan Woodgett.
Oh!
Yeah, he was at Middlesbrough for a year, turning in a sister very recently.
He's your assistant right now.
No, he's not his assistant. I think he's a coach now.
I think he's a coach, or he's talking about United.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a coach.
Yeah, he's got to be at Man United.
Yeah, he's a coach, and he's a coach.
I think he can have a fucking clue he is.
I thought I'm enjoying myself and playing well for each other.
Yeah, he's a first team coach.
All right, all right, do you know who you fuck?
Do you know fucking your manager's full fucking coach and team?
Do you? Well, guess what?
That's because you're a sad little fucking Leeds virgin cunt, mate.
I support my team.
All right, right.
So, pardon me.
Oh.
Jonathan Woodgate, he's quite a grown-up.
You, fuck me, pardon me for not knowing he puts the fucking kids out in the kick room.
Who the fuck he cares?
I fucking know where the manager is,
and I know where third in the league,
and I know where they fucking jump-o.
That's a bribery tower.
Yeah, that's a bribery tower.
Who cares about the kick-man from the kick-man unit?
Oh, Whitman United, we're a great community club.
We are.
I'm not an ambassador for my United.
I've got no
I didn't say that I said I said I don't know his name
Pardon me for not knowing the fucking staff's name
I'm actually wearing the one of the people shots down I feel
You know, like a nobody, you know?
One of the people on camera, off camera, you don't want to be...
Time's a condition...
Well, that's the same with you and your other person on camera.
Jake, you think? Oh, oh my God, fudge off.
Fudge the keeper, do we?
Please come in this one, please.
I'll do it to the balls that he'd find.
Let's end on a fucking bank, come on.
Do you want to play the more?
No, we've got no more wildcards left, mate.
What are you doing, bro, on this day?
Er, one of the...
One of the inmates, the play centre back.
Me one of your mates fucking
I'm asking for ages. Well, you love a waste man
You're not going to the finals, Ginge.
My fuck.
Actually, we'll make it.
So I don't know why I did that last time.
I was racing yellow, bro.
That's not nice, isn't it?
Ouch.
That is just a little blue.
Here you go, Alcher.
No, it was like a snap here.
It weren't really a blow.
Watch it.
It shows what it can do.
That's what you're doing.
Fucking useless.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
That's a great ball.
Yeah. Oh, that's a great ball.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I don't even want to sweat it out.
Mental.
Mental.
Get this keeper a fucking terster.
He got a custom keeper.
Yeah.
The keeper's crazy.
Nice, you're rolling pie.
I can't imagine jumping on the same rate.
That's it.
I'm going in there for the night.
I can't lie.
If it weren't for the entertainment value,
I'd play in there.
It's sick.
I love it.
I fucking love it.
And I'm the fucking verge.
What made you go in your haircut, Roy?
My new haircut's actually quite nice. I'm not rising to your bullshit.
I'll let you ask you a question.
No, no, you couldn't be coming in.
I'll let you just ask you a question.
Don't laugh, guys.
I'll let you just say what made you go in your haircut.
I'll rent free in your head of mine.
Oh
Is everybody at home all right, what's going on? Yeah, it's all right. It's a fucking picking on me one more boy
I'm working it back
I'll see ya, I'll see ya.
Love it.
Go on.
Almost after you guys.
Oh, you're right.
I'll sit in, it's alright, I'll sit in.
Connor.
You gonna express yourself here, Jeremy?
Yeah, that's fine.
Please just go all around the top.
Yes, Jake.
Again, again, again.
And on, but, Jake.
Fucking set him off.
He's gonna be going back.
We're gonna miss.
What's up, sir, right?
So, do you fucking set him off?
off me yeah that's our major shot back and ball around the top
even seven bully switch it bitch oh my god Jake oh my god Jake that's changed
you twat what's it what's it oh I just told Roy to commit what what's the
actual fuck
But the make-up one is too tight, too tight!
Tram is fine, bro. Yeah, cheers, mate.
Thank you.
What are we commanding?
To me, to his freeze, freeze, to me!
Bobby!
He's onside, buddy.
Yes!
What the fuck?
Yeah!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
Get the fuck in there!
That's the guy who goes first, mate!
Come on!
Let's go, baby.
Go on in the season!
You and I can't chat to me for the rest of this session, Blac!
Excuse me, I'm forgetting my one-to-three kick.
Come on!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, cool.
Second goal of the season.
Oh, boys, we're so happy we won the game.
That's our second goal of the season.
Don't say that now.
Oh, shit, yeah, I thought we'd be nice.
No, I've got faith in us.
Watch it, Howard.
See, that's it.
Line it, line it.
One more.
Oh, my God.
That's what he did here.
I gave up with him.
I gave up with him.
He's over here.
Oh, you're boring.
You're boring.
Actually, he's dressed up for the day.
No, I played well.
Well, it's an interesting one, please.
Nice one, Jay.
Well done, Jay.
Is he meant to be left defensive mid or right-winged attack here, or something?
Oh, my fuck it.
What the fuck am I reading?
Fuck off, buddy.
It's all right if you're jealous of my performance today.
That's OK.
Who's the best player on the team?
I'm sorry if you're jealous of my performance today. That's okay
Who the fuck would be jealous of your performance?
You perform like a fucking OAP in bed
You're on a hate watch, that's all right
I'm a hate watch
I'm jealous, I'm gonna have highlights made of my performance I'm gonna put on Twitter
Nice
Oh, right, you can everything you see on Twitter's sick
What a great platform to put it on
What's wrong?
Release, release, release, release
Jakey, Jakey, please
Oh my god
I'm not on that.
Just walk short pass.
There's none really right with it either.
Go on.
Go on Hailey, Father's Files 2 on me.
Go on Hailey, thank you very much my mate.
Really? Crepa.
That's what he's saying, he's calling his own pro Hailey now yeah.
Good defensive walk.
Not a pass, not a pass.
Nice.
Nice.
Go right football.
Another guy from Roy.
I like what I see.
I see him left.
I see him left.
One more Jakey. Yeah. Go on. Go on. I'm going to pull back. Pull, pull back. I pull back.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
For me today. Can I just say?
Oh, my board's got them shopper.
What the fuck? Worth a go though, innit? Worth a go.
Three minutes, three minutes, three minutes. Lock in.
Come on, lock in. That's one again. It's one again, boys.
One again with Jake in the pitch.
Oh, shit, get him, guys.
Thank God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where's Jacob?
Where's Jacob?
Where are you?
Oh, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Where is it?
Where is he by the way? Where is he? By the way, where is he?
I can't be real by the way.
Where the fuck is Jakey Davis?
Fucking fat-on-able knob.
Fucking card!
George.
How the fuck is he said my name?
You fucked up, man.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You're all the fuckers, you're all the fuckers!
Oh my god!
Gazebuff!
Jack, you're all the people I can't believe I'm a dude, bro!
You just watch out, you just watch out.
No, this isn't a disgrace, bruv.
Get out of here, bruv.
I've never laid foot with you.
This is a cesspool, bruv.
This is a red fucksake, bruv.
Fuck this.
But it was 3-2 just now, bruv.
It's a complacency, it's a fucking angel.
Angel, Dino.
Do you know what? I fucking blame myself for getting on.
What? I fucking broke in your mouth.
Why?
I lied!
Oh, it's my fault, I jinxed it. I actually fucking lied.
We were just winning with two 10s.
I'm not putting on a t-shirt, bloody, two minutes back.
I can't believe you're also running with three minutes back.
Oh, we're gonna one, we're gonna one, though.
Where we fuck? We're fucking one.
I think it's the first game, I'm coming on.
I feel sick.
Jakey, lock your door for the rest of the night, if that was you,
because as soon as that is open, I am fucking putting my hand through that TV.
Can the scene get involved here? How do you think I played that game once?
Shit.
You think the fucking piss I walked out anything I was like you shit to me
I did quite well you thought wrong
Very very wrong
I'm done for clubs because I still need to pack so I'm gonna get off you feel free to fucking carry on and maybe I'm the problem
I doubt it, but I may be able to play one without him lads and just watch what happens
I actually can't believe what I've actually just witnessed that I'd like to I'd just like
to apologize to anyone who I've asked to get on today because we've learned a very valuable
lesson.
Jakey Davis will not be playing with us anymore.
Oh my god everyone's getting off as well you can't go on like this.
It can.
Why is everyone getting off?
Because they don't want to play with you because you're a fucking drip.
Can you please just prove something yet?
I am not the problem, right?
Let's play with a proper striker up top. We've got Toby here.
Let's Toby lead the line. Let's see what happens.
One game, lads. Do not go on. Come on.
Hey, Oliver, twist bagged it less, mate.
Ha!
Right, chat.
I'm gonna cut there, because I've still got a pack
and I am fucking shattered.
Alright, chat.
Thank you so, so much for today's stream.
No, I do really appreciate you. I will be live tomorrow at Barley.
I'm gonna play it. I'll be raffin' and I'll be watching every other...
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