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🔥GINGE VS NIKO!!🔥PRIME EXPOSED!?🔥GETTING THE GLOVES!🔥YANITED!🔥SOCCER AID MOTM!!🔥GAMING!🔥KING!🔥
05-18-2026 · 6h 01m
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We are on, we are live, and we have got vision versus prime, up first chat.
Hello, hello, hello. Vision versus Prime up first.
Very intriguing, very interesting. I wonder who's going to win.
It is actually already kicked off.
Goal-scorer, that's these three states in a single ball early season.
He's got Brian, he's got him playing as the water guard from match pair 11.
The final four doesn't come into play.
Season one was Brian Lee with 21 goals for him.
season two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that better, Jax? That better, yeah? Yeah, perfect.
Right, good. So I hope you're all doing well. Oh, wow. Toby Boy's back in the 11, oh, back
in the 11, back in the 7 to 6 for, for prime. Very interesting. Go on, Trent. Very, very
the pride of the mate. Legend.
We've got me boots ready chat. I've got me gloves currently getting bought now. Oh my
god. He's skinned him. Oh, nearly one little vision. Nearly one little vision. Wow. That
was very unlucky.
Is he realising? We'll see what the top four look like. It might be 1-0 prime.
Carnival. Do you want to know some other interesting news tonight?
I am not only playing in my game, I'm going to be refereeing one of the games.
I'm going to be refereeing one of the games so that is very, very interesting, very interesting.
That is the game I'm reffing, yeah, I'm reffing that game, Game Six.
So I'm going United, then straight from that, go get changed, come back, referee, and then we're reffing a game.
So hopefully, it's all good. I've not got you in with the plans.
Message me on Discord, mate.
Yeah, Nicko should be playing I'm hoping the odds are against us right because obviously it's not guaranteed
But if me and Nicko get one on one, how good would that be?
How good would that be?
And also, if you've not already seen, who remembers Mush who used to come and play me
at my foot-champ games?
Mush is here and he's playing today.
Mush is here, aka Albo aka Alex.
He's here and he's playing for United today.
SUZIE!!!
GO ON SUZIE YOU MAD BITCH!
Oh!
1-0 Prime!
1-0 Prime! I think the goalkeeper's had a rotter there.
GO ON SUZIE!
Thank you so much for that appreciate a 25-year mad bitch.
Thank you very much. What the fuck is the keeper doing?
What the fucking hell is the goalkeeper doing?
Wow I didn't press your point but it depends on how the games go I don't
think so not the minute you're right Lee mate
Goalkeeper's been there. Well, I fucking wouldn't be surprised to have a look here.
Couldn't get rid of it. Nah, he's had a rotter there. He's had an absolute rotter mass,
human. Can't lie. Yeah, yeah, cheers, Garum. Cheers.
So at the minute, NDL are the only team that are actually safe. That's men. Oh, my God.
Oh my god!
I can't lie.
Prime actually aren't even deserving to be tuned up here.
They actually do not deserve to be tuned up.
I can't believe it.
I see one.
He's just looking better.
Yeah, and a live plug's plugged into the wall charger.
Yeah, cheers. Thank you.
No, no, no, no, no.
I need my hands a big ring for the one take.
Thank you.
I'm going to minute.
Oh, it's 2-1! It's game on! It's 2-1! A vision! 2-0 down within 4 minutes! Get one back!
and it's game on now. Oh, I don't know who's at fault for that one. I'm going to minute.
Oh my god, it could be free one fucking
Well, why do you run on the pitch like in the middle of the pitch to celebrate a goal. It's so weird
What the fucking hell
They're last numbers against the champions with the right-hand side, but what a victory.
Go on, Phil. It's everybody to make your fuming.
No, I actually don't care.
I don't mind if Prime go through, because I know that straight away they are literally,
they won't win it, they will not win.
They're not good enough to win.
Do you have my early predictions to who I think you're going to win?
Now I'm in goal, I'm in goal, Shay.
I think Deportrilo or NDL.
Bro!
What the fuck is the goalkeeper on?
What the fuck is he doing?
Oh, that's not the goalkeeper to be fair.
Would you rather have set a prime goal for it?
I'm thinking Derek what the fuck I'm not leaving my contracts up so let's see what happens
I said this to everyone, I said, listen, I'm not releasing the files until I know what
the final four is.
That's what I said and that's what I'm going to stick to.
Go on, Jake, cheers, mate, thank you.
Can't bottle it. No, no, they'll definitely come out. It's just whether it'll be at a later date or not.
Oh, by the way, I don't know if I told you, Maz, aka SDS, he's coached and shaped my hand last week.
I just realized I don't think I mentioned it. It's interesting that.
Yeah, I hear that as well, Jack.
But unfortunately, hatred's hatred.
Get it.
Oh, I know what that's saying on the finger.
Thanks, you know we're getting five cheers. Yes
I'll tell you something as well sds about Rutgers. That's not an easy game
I know I is not an easy game. All right, we've got
4500 unbans. Oh my god is recommend on twitch we can just unban all
Do you know that? Slash unbanal. Is that a thing? It is mate. It's actually not. Ruckus will show up.
Do you know? I think there is you. Oh my god. I might be four or one.
I'm going to go for a wee chat back in a minute. Chas take over mate. I'm going to go for a fucking week.
He's going to the squad tonight,
he'll be in charge there to congratulate his strong partner.
Hey, chap.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, chap.
Yeah, we're going to do anything cool.
Anything cool and five long.
Three new crystal pathways.
I'll hit a boogie boogie boogie down boogie bum real quick, man.
The call is at the pressure point.
514 in a shot if you think
Vision are going to win.
Surprise, that's it.
Five off.
Five off.
I'm not seeing it.
He can do this.
Hold on.
Da-da-da-da-da.
What are you guys...
...the ball is on the table.
I need to see the ball to the left.
I'm excited to referee a game chat. Do you reckon I'll have a good referee game or not?
Do you reckon I'll do well refereeing?
No, it's because you just weren't there. Bang! I mean, no. Oh, Joe, I'm glad you're
matches. Oh, Marth is fuming. Marth is fuming. I would be as well. You've prepared all this
and then it's fucking 5-1. Now you break, now you break. What is he doing? Play to
the right greedy bastards no you're not Lee game changer I've got a feeling it's
gonna be on side
I looked at every single player, I looked at all their game changes previously and I complained because they never had on the side.
Now they've got on the side.
They've had it twice now, yep, I know.
Do you know what's funny?
Do you know what, I won't say anything actually,
it's not my place.
Let's just say that dressing room,
not a nice place to be.
Not a nice place to be.
Come on, go.
There we go.
Yeah, I know. I stupid. I don't
know.
Oh, he's lost it.
I'm going to play in the centre
two big games coming up so I don't know what risk getting injured.
They've stopped the prime documentary.
But they stopped it. They wouldn't have stopped it. Why would they stop it?
Oh, you're being serious, yeah.
So much pressure, that's interesting.
I think the coaching style, if I'm honest, is the too much pressure on the players.
I'm refing game number six.
I don't want to get him. I don't want to challenge you.
I know I don't want any other decent job, fuck that.
Final four, but by the end of match 11,
you have to get a car seat.
Max, please. Thank you.
These are my gloves.
They are shit. What the... What the f**k are they? What the f**k? What the f**k? What the f**k are they?
F**k me sideways. These are wank.
Might see if there's any keepers. Let me use theirs. Oh my God.
Get out!
They are fucking shit!
Let's see what happens.
Yeah, Toby might let me off hit them.
How much have I paid for them?
28, 24, 24.99.
Not bad, eh?
Fucking shit. Fucking paper, Massey.
I've paid for a tip.
I should have just gone fucking son of a bitch.
I think I can stand him, what a son. Hello there, how are you all doing well? Big bottom
Lisa, go on Lisa, private of 52, love, how are you doing well, love? Swelling, private
of 32, fucking welcome everyone, my alerts don't come up on any, it's just when I see
it in the chat, so it's because we're at Barley, it's a totally different setup,
very very weird I know but yeah thank you so much everyone I appreciate you all
thank you I hope you've all had a good Monday I've had one Monday been chat been
good been shit been there what's it been
meh shit meh all right if it has been there or shit why work school and
college I assume.
Been okay.
Woke up an hour ago, that's mental.
Uni, college, school, work.
I will say this, by the way,
and I mean this when I say it, right?
Everyone who wants to hate school
when you're in there and all that stuff,
I'm gonna, let me tell you this fucking troll, right?
There we go.
But what I will say to you is school will generate, when you leave it, you'll fucking, you'll realize how good it was.
You'll realize how good it was. School was unreal man. If I could go back to school I would happily.
Could be PR talk. What the fuck is PR about this? I mean honest. I mean openly honest.
If I could go back to school, I would Pat lunch and dinner made a fucking chicken roll from Asda for 69p for chicken
That's probably about 2% chicken, but you have got all that that much fucking roll
Hey, anyone else on chicken roll from Asda? Anyone else on chicken roll?
If you don't know, there'll be a couple of people on it, I reckon, mate, that was the
fucking, that was the one back in the day.
Tesco's chicken roll was going, I've never had Tesco's, I always, we always shop to
The asda alde.
Anywhere else?
Cotton them up.
Yeah, thank you.
I think maybe I'll ask him, but too definitely, and I might watch.
OK, actually. Thank you.
Right, next one, Charles, go.
Oh, I'm going, I'm going.
Ah, let's go.
How's my GCSEs?
I thought there was a bit of pressure on my GCSEs
should pressure from me self though because I'm a
Wow. 15 seconds.
Nah, I'm going to be honest. What the fuck is it?
This this could be worse than you like.
You've not seen a goalkeeper's performance since that's his own honour.
He's interested. He's having a very interesting performance.
Mark was just saying how interesting the goalkeeper's performance is.
interesting the goalkeepers playing. He is his Norman, there he goes.
Oh my god.
I look the most thing is I actually probably will concede less
I mean it's a finish, but I feel like if you look at the goalkeeper when he dives he's fucking abysmal
I might just refuse to shake his hand again. I'd love him to get a penalty against me and
fucking snapping
I can't wait for the keepers just to throw out for this is just for corners to get a pen
Go on actually for the yes did mate
On an interview you've got one tomorrow the pen void mate if it's a fucking police interview
You can drop the car
I don't can't really help you mate but if you're the job interview let me know
You've got really big specific on what sort of interview it is mate
I'm in question because you're a nonce. I can't be on that one mate.
I'll tell you what I'm going to say actually, I reckon the game, I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Oh, throwing.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh! Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, hey, hey!
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
He's put more fucking strokes of air gel in his air than he has fucking saved this game.
I'm going to drink that one, because I fucking, I can't be after the yellow bar after me.
But what I will say is, if by some fucking miracle we win the game, I'll fucking, I'll
have to drink that.
You'll pay not, yeah.
I'm in gold, mate.
You ain't either.
Yeah, you were here for season one, were you?
No.
I continued five to one of the ranges and they were shit, but yeah, I don't mean
hope, mate.
I think it's a fucking miracle.
No, I mean hope.
At least the goalkeeping standards have been fucking set low.
All I've got to do is not pass him the ball five times.
Go on, Chas.
Gonna be at ball league on May 25th.
I won't be there, mate.
Dogs don't need to get off, take it off.
I'll do my best to entertain him. I'm not here to win, I'm here to entertain.
Yeah, exactly.
See you in a bit, mate.
See you in a bit, mate.
W in the chat for Eunice, chat.
W in the chat for Eunice.
What a guy.
Go on, Yeezys.
You having a private, mate?
I've got a job interview.
What's the game plan?
Answer the questions.
Oh
Hey, by the way, be know got a ticket to the arsenal game
Oh shit is that game gonna be arsenal versus fucking burn like fuck
Fucking it, I'll tell you something, if he fucking saves this penalty, Jesus fucking Christ.
Here we go.
I'd be surprised if he died.
I think he tried to dive out the way of that. I think J-Day's fuming.
I think he tried to dive out the way of it and accidentally saved it.
That wasn't the plan, Leonards, that wasn't the plan.
I need to be switched on here. What sort of rest should I be chat let let a bit of fucking like is this a thoughts of a look
Yeah, definitely a foul.
No, I'm not being biased. I'm being legit ref, like, I want to prove a point.
I don't even see if I'm shit. I'm shit. I can't speak on the ref again, but...
Let it flow. Let it flow.
You'd get Danny Arons in where?
Oh, I thought you meant in your team.
Beautiful. That was shit. Terrible. Go on, Evan. Give it a 42, mate. Thank you. Oh, I'm going to minute.
PGMOL. I apologize to Forrest saying the Second Gulf United should not have stood due to offside.
Due to offside? Is that true? You'll be a fair ref. I will indeed. That's not true.
I'm not going to slide.
No, no, no, no, no, chat. I'm not asked about fucking.
Oh, he's not even touched the pitch yet.
Why am I reffing again? Because I think the referee's angry enough.
You fucking are you doing you fucking about a G check me or what?
He's an ultra.
I'm going to get you.
I see what happened now.
We're like, you just came out.
Where we go?
Three on two.
I thought you fucking palm that one in the net.
Fucking hell.
Game six is chap.
He wants to get prove it.
He's important to us.
I haven't. Oh, 25 months.
25. Love. Sorry. Thank you.
I shake him by his hand. I'll see what mood of him when I'm there.
I feel like you look like a fucking dick.
You had that red there.
What do you mean?
You're doing pressure point.
Now, we'll see how the results go, but I don't think so.
I won't be on stream as much today just because of the fact I'm refing.
I've got a game, I've got to get in the changing rooms, I don't know.
Ten years and I get a clean sheet tonight.
I think there's more chance of me fucking shagging tonight
than fucking getting a clean sheet.
We've got to go! We've got to go! We've got to go! We've got to go!
Fuck it, Al!
How shimmy she be, we lose every week.
Oh my God.
Can you actually play in gold now?
Can you actually touch the ball now?
Can you do your fucking jump now?
No shame because if we can take a point off another team that stops them, it's worth
I'm going to say now by the way, I believe, chap, that the game changer will be fair play.
the
the
the
the
the
I don't think it'll be one-on-one.
No way. Second garner. See what gold difference could be huge here though, Jack. Gold difference
could be huge. Especially for that fourth position. If Wembley ranges win, they go,
Let's get a table up.
If Wembley Ranges win, they go on 21 points.
Which puts them currently.
Third, if Deportrio win,
they'll go second. So that means it'll stay as it is at the
minute other than Prime and Departure or Swap round.
I saw you I say fair play.
The line.
Oh, I'm going to the chat.
They both have the lines six
times now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to go down to 11.
Goal line, 8-1.
Ah, let me beat us.
Maybe.
There will be a minute.
What am I doing? I'm going to do something on your phone now.
Shot off.
Fucking useless, him.
I don't know what your fucking problem is, but can you even like actually I can't think
I'm not long can I can you stop fucking crying Taylor you're rattle
the game just missed out.
How'd you get in that fucking
eating himself fucking KSI ball into
remember that you reportedly found that game where
SDS was completely
out of control.
The game finished 1-1.
Now it's a yellow suit.
It takes off for 30 minutes.
Mapolo.
Yeah, she didn't find anything.
Mod the Delta for him.
You've got to be thinking about the first half, you know?
What are you waiting to do?
The chance of picking up a goal
is going to be elevated to a cutting pass.
Fucking hell!
He saved the goal!
He saved the goal!
He saved the goal!
He saved the goal!
He saved the goal!
We're not just calling for contracts.
What a fucking save, by the way.
Shamies can see the six before it.
They're gonna end ball in there, end the foul in there.
Definitely a foul on vision there for the pull.
That's a foul.
You see why I think I can do a job?
Do you understand now why I think I can do a job?
He's fucking pulled into the ground.
It doesn't play though. Oh my god. I think he's done that on purpose
I'm gonna miniature
Nah, shade, Goldbridge isn't in there, they wouldn't like him.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I haven't got a fucking clue what he's going on about, just fucking smile away, shut the fuck up.
What the challenge in there?
Is that a corner?
Oh corner awarded there you go
Go on John, do you have the 40 months mate?
Legend, go on the boy.
Thank you very much mate.
Yeah, they're giving him the corner.
Why is the referee on that side not sorry?
That's what I'm wondering.
All this talking I've done, I can't go out there and I'm a rock.
Go on his male.
I'll come and tell you he's good at managed today.
are in it. At this minute in
time, they are in the final
four. What we'll see.
For now. I think who's next?
Who's up next? Let's have a look.
N5 and Deportrio. Deportrio have
to win. Deportrio have to win.
Oh
That portrayal have to win
At the minute the table is are you ready in first and the L with 26 points in second is prime with 21 points
Deportrio in third with 20 points a Wembley in fourth with 18 points. I see what he's gonna say. I believe he's asked
But we expect you guys to be in the final four now. It is almost all but confirmed. Give me your initial thoughts.
I'm very happy. Very happy. The team, the players, they did what they needed to do. They stayed focused. It was a tough team, but we did our thing. I'm so proud of them.
I'm just very excited. I'm so happy you managed to get the win because I just want to sun you again in that final.
Take you for another walk. It was such a good walk. So yeah, give you a good opportunity to see us again.
My son, I'll wait. I love you, my boy. Love you too, brother.
Okay.
It's a good one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, you know, Mr.
C. C. is in the fortnight room yet again.
And this is the room where we have a lot of fun.
So, speaking of fun, I know you guys have been
in the chat, in the comments saying
I'm looking like.
He's not the happiest life.
He's not the happiest.
Right.
Oh, let's say that I'm in it for a toilet break and to watch call it do some things I need to do
And I'll be back in about two minutes
Take over ultra. We've got chaser in the building is ultra
I do some naughty shit me on that fucking stadium girl
Come on, G. Come on, G. Come on, G. Come on.
My special little man.
What the flat?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
You cannot.
Go, chat, fuck it.
Can we get Al Roy for the tail on?
Cheers.
Fuck Roy.
CMT2 trappy.
Fucking post it, bro.
Share it on your stories.
G, come on.
Add up.
Al Roy, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I get it, you changed, I mean I fucking obviously, I don't want to wear the same clothes for
a week
SD cup
Need to grow a bear by mine. I'll see you a lot. I actually can't grow a bear
He's gone a little bit, babyface.
Why is it so quiet?
It's full volume, it's full volume on the mixer.
I'm going to get you a little
mixer.
Your job cheers.
Cheers mate.
I can't hear you.
Bed her.
Your meal.
We need to get nerfed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait.
Score predictions for Deportrio and M5.
0-0. 9-0.
six seven nil like okay nine nil three four four three yep six three six seven
six seven six yeah okay and there goes the fucking question no one gives a
shit all right mate all right shiver me timbers well I'm so scared did you go
to Tokyo or Japan? Why am I not playing? Just a cameraman, mate. Just a cameraman. Bruce
Bogtross. Yo, can we ban that guy? Pep Guard in the Colour. No, we're not doing this again.
Alright, that was a season one phase. We've got through that phase. We're leaving that
in the past, let's move on as one. You know, it's been a tough day for the lads for the
first season, the second season, you know, just getting hatred on social media. Hopefully
we can come back together as one and unite and push the team forward. Thank you very
much. I have no questions. Gareth, the way it will. All right. W. Mars, vice.
you're at Mars Vice Shaquille O'Meal Jude begging for ham just give us a quote
how many sharks okay I'll be fjorda because my calomere wants to go swimming
9% chance of getting through to a top four. These are the sides. Three changes round five.
That's right, I'll go and fuck sir, hang on a minute, oh.
Scott St Clair's down in here.
Go on, Jay Valentine. He's funny, isn't he?
Who the fuck are you?
Oh, you? Happy you. I'm not really around, man.
No, I'm not Scott St Clair.
Here he is.
Yeah, Scott Sinclair made him when he was at Swansea, what a player and five of these
two bigger wild cards as well, never really like I will realize but when he was at Swansea
Oh, bro, Scott Sinclair's silver card.
That was cold.
That was cold.
I can't lie, that was fun.
I'm reffing game six mate. Reffing game six and playing game five.
I'll tell you something.
There stands above the goal on the left that you can see now on the bottom.
Like they are absolutely, they're so valuable.
The ones on this side above of the IP area are back there.
Don't forget this is real.
For VoltaIRL, oh my god Volta, do you remember that?
Just talk about what a shit game.
What a shit game, mate.
I remember my ThunderCunt with Cante.
Shane, Chivir, the AT, mate. Go on, Corey Darbell. Get it out.
Get it out. Chippin' the 15, mate.
On our job.
It was only going to end that way.
It was only going to end that way.
Do not let that man in on his right foot.
Do not let that man in on his right foot
Always one know that
He's fucking
Calm down
Jin's winning in I
I don't know what you're talking what you're about
Are you rafting? Yeah rafting game six
You don't know if he's fucking serious or not though. This is the thing we're back now, you don't know what's real and what's not real.
Oh he's posting, oh shit.
and one connected to while he's praying for Matt when he's in critical condition in hospital following an accident we
at the privacy and prayed for a couple of years.
Pray for Winnie in the chair, I'm not sure, I still don't know if he's fucking real or not.
I will message him just to fucking say, pray for Winnie though, never the last.
Let me message you.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
You probably live in London, yeah.
Even though I've been given that ring for a long time.
Okay, I see it on the comments, yeah, of course I can make.
Oh, great.
Slip him in.
Oh, shit pass.
Shit, shit, shit pass.
Look at the table again. If we get the right moment to do so.
So I know it happened in the...
There's a new darts community hobby swimming.
Is there now?
That's the table, is it now?
It just shakes things up, isn't it?
This is his game number two. There you go, that's your top four at the minute.
Oh my god, N5 are in there now.
That's what we needed. I mean, SDS can put their destiny in their own hands from the pressure panel today.
We'll unite him in a pressure point. That's ever one one.
As it stands, we've only seen three weeks of that one.
As it stands, one of the Rangers can make the final four of our winning team to get the pressure panel through.
What, I didn't call them starts, I called them through.
What a touch.
Police. What a ball. Cut in.
Too late.
We'll try and find a way past it.
He's going to get shot off there.
There it is. The record, by the way, in UK Paul League history is 21 goals
in a single season before the Final Four. That was Brian Leigh that scored that record.
Oh, this thing does. Any updates on your
darts, correct? I've not played darts at all since I was seven years ago
at my house. So, we've got to lock in again near Christmas.
bridge up a little bit and fucking go from there
Kadele Daniels could have got us top four
if you didn't get injured this season
Bro, all the way to the FDF
who the fuck mentioned that yes hello are you fucking are you alright then
they are the commentator I don't say
Where's that one going? Just off target one.
Strong tackle.
Oh better, he's a manual.
Thomas! Oh!
If he was stretching the pool,
which three shows between these sides,
I'd say the N5 have never beat Deportrio season 1 when they played in the 2-0.
They've never beaten United either.
N5 7-3, they played last season as a 3-3 draw.
Funny story, by the way, Mike and Wackwans were the hatchery in that game last time.
These two sides played.
Bolton, I'll stop Boz, he hasn't found a date.
He's got it!
I think they're going to give a fork.
They're going to give a fork.
Even though they've missed that one, you've got a run for it.
I've got a soft spot to buy the ball and I'm really used to this.
I'm going to be more playing golf today. I'll be as good as I need to be.
I've been writing for me
In an 11 aside game
I'm talking about the best player.
So, top of the score.
Top of the score.
Who does the chat think you're going to snatch?
You might whack on his knee, he picks up an injury.
Right, start of the season.
Of course, you meant the answer to yourself.
Who do you think the man who took this will pitch?
Michael Will.
Give the chat a quick break.
I'd love to start with that so far.
Having said that,
What's your favorite team of the United? What in ballers? Quatch, I do really like Quatch.
I do like that portrayal now.
You know what that goes good with the striker of the United.
Jettie Klassen has no ego. I agree with that. I don't think he's got any ego.
But you're also saying that I've never met him.
I mean, there's a lot of people you think I need or whatever you meet and they have.
Oh, that's just one of them.
An injury? Is it time to bring on spots in Clare? Not yet.
Stars alongside a bit sassy.
I'll get that fuck off them.
I'm going to be having an interview with a referees as well, maybe. I think he's after
this game up to them. I'm curious to what they're going to say. What they're going
to say. That's on Sky Live. I can't swear.
There is still tickets left K and the links in the description of the video, but I wondered if you'd do what I'd buy a ticket.
I asked you for a photo of the day and you spat on my fiesta.
Mate, with a great respect, that's what happens when you run me over.
Ah!
Fucking dick!
You're shit!
Fucking hell!
What the fuck?
the side as well in there.
I've been watching you when you're playing GTRP. Okay, can I have some of the shot? Of course you can, Paddy, mate. I know you do well, but no, where's the cutback? What a shit pass.
get past. Bro, how is Jetsup so good when he moves in slow motion? Use his body right
I suppose. He's off. Oh my god he missed anyway. It's essentially, I'll let...
I'm going to say I gave four minutes ago couldn't give a thought but of course I want to probably
say stock pork is in Manchester. I also like multiple. You've got to go up to the champion
Stacey, alright a burnt Pringle, Chivirapri and an eight. That's a great save. That's a shit. I've only thought passes that'd be further far than I reckon.
Good, good.
Two greasers, it's way too greasers.
There we go, let's keep the ball.
Why would you shoot?
That had been really good and then if we got maybe plus one or three play that'd be sick
Any ideas on what tattoo I should get next yeah the money night
what are you doing? what the fuck are you doing? too narrow. offside. defenders were way too
was he offside though. We've
just been hit for a very
first. Yeah. Very interesting.
Challenged yet.
I've got a challenge there for
the offside. I did think he was
on.
way off. Oh, is it? Was he
Oh, see what I mean? It's not as obvious as it looks. Oh, maybe it is. Fucking God help
me if I'm repping tonight.
Oh, God, help me.
I'm fucking giving up.
That was a shit angle.
I think he's gone for what he saw originally.
He's gone for what he saw originally there.
Well, better.
Michael, no, this was decent three minutes backwards.
Michael, no, don't do it.
I feel for goal at the moment.
Tisha.
Nice, Paddy.
Now he's got his left.
Come on, son.
We're fucking full.
Let's change the stage
Go on Holly favor the five mate go on Holly you mad bitch. Thank you very much for the five love. I appreciate that
Thank you very much for the five Holly go on you mad bitch. Thank you love wait for the overlap slip him
I don't know Nate, but I ain't fucking listening to him.
I've never seen a player like him before. He's got ten goals.
It's been part of the same.
Yeah. Reportedly, the way he's
Well, I can't. I don't know.
Nothing to do with me. Yeah.
I dived in left it two on one.
Got back though. Oh, it's a corner.
That's a throwing.
I'm happy that the past didn't come all the way around.
That's it stands. Is that not a throwing to N5?
I never said that mate. If you could find me the quote on the clip of me ever saying that,
I'd fucking shake your hand mate and you wouldn't regret it. You ain't gonna.
He's finished top four 100% mate, yeah.
Maybe next season.
Harry, can you stop a shuling please, bro?
No James evidently not mate. That's why I'm sat here on
streets. It would definitely involve more goals.
Better than boys. Not that shot. I mean what a save.
Oh yeah, keep it in. First time.
Oh, I don't need to. Beautiful finish. Two one.
Absolutely. Two one. Departure. Oh two one.
Let's have a look at what that makes the league now. Let's have a look.
Table as it stands. Departure out in second on 24 points. Prime in third and Wunderly ranges in fourth.
Very, very close.
What do we need there? What do we need? Oh mate, we just need to smile and wave. Fuck
What we need
Five seconds left so how the fuck is
I don't understand the rule, but sometimes they stop it, sometimes they don't, I don't get it.
We're back in the foot.
Normally the phone of relaxing some of the children.
But today, we're going for a home, we're going for a battle.
We've got a lot of magic in the foot.
Hello?
Yeah.
Oh.
Michelle's on the bridge.
Go on, Michelle.
Love this sweater. It's got a sweater. It's a jacket, man.
Look at that shirt, don't you think?
What time have I got to be the changing room, Zangong?
What?
Top 5 non-swearing insults.
Parcels, number one.
I like that one
Plampot I'd say about a three
Inbecil at about a four pleb two
More on five
Wet flan I've never said that I never will
Yeah, well, I'm not about you
You know
Do you use L up?
James Q.
Melt?
Don't really say Melt though.
You might have saw it when I said it in that United release
in the third kick two years ago.
You might have saw it then.
Oh I do like Gimp.
Do you use that a bit?
I'd probably say Gimp over in Bacill.
I mean, I think that's on part of this wire.
You can't have someone appeal for it.
That's the case, you've got a lot of people, Jake here.
Is it Moonhead? Yeah, is it?
Shut the fuck up, Moonhead.
Have a look here. The table might have refreshed now.
refresh now there you go. So Endela first in 26 points, Diputriola second with
23 points, Prime third with 21 points and Wembley Rangers are fourth with 18 but
Wembley Rangers have still got to play, SDS have still got to play and Clutch
That's a good one. That's a good one.
Woppers in there for me. Woppers in there.
I like that.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
for me whoppers in there I like that yeah
so you want to stay in here or do you want to go to the media bit? you can very quickly go to the media bit
second half kicking off soon
is it a fucking school day out today or summer, can you shut up?
I actually can't lie how the fuck we gold demos should not be able to clutch should not be
able to us.
I can understand the clutch being able to us and five definitely shouldn't be able us.
We should be about seven four eight.
But we have what we're not, because we've not turned up at the right moments.
Tey is kicked out of the centre again today after saying they want to work with you again.
That's because we've not done our little thing yet.
I don't know why Tey did try to go there.
One of you knows you won't be allowed to.
I'm sure.
Intrigued.
I rate this match up. What the, this, this game, wasn't it Sam?
He's down. He's down.
That's major friend five. By the way, if he can't play on major, I want it to get feisty
sort of. Why have I got a close-up of the referees bulge? Get it out me face. No, I've
got the referee for the officials arse in this race.
There we go.
Who do I want to win ballers?
Uh, to be honest, any of us.
When is entertainment going back from ballers?
Well, when people stop fucking playing shit football.
Really?
It's a shout even, mate. Cheers. Thanks, that's it.
I'm playing good football yeah because I'm fucking five grand a week your dick
Plus signing on bonuses are you fucking are you are you with a programmer? I
Could fucking turn into a fucking pro for five grand a week mate
I don't think visions goalkeeper can though. I think he's on it for a different reason
They're not actually on 5k a week.
What am I saying? They're being, oh, I don't know anything else, but I'm not really 5k a week.
What?
Rest in peace for him chap. One of the best voice actors for College Utey zombies man. Real go
Hey Ryan if you I keep speaking in the chat, bro. I suggest you shut the fuck up morning
I'm going to say.
It's pissing it down in
Manchester. Would you sign
Michael? I had a nice chat with
Michael actually. Last week.
Not the sign I'm in. I'm just
saying. It's a few prime
players said that they've come
to me as well. A lot of them
were running in football and
I'm going to end up the manual Thomas twice, but now people might have gone back.
That's what I'm talking about.
Don't really want to get close to them.
Hey, chat.
Imagine Burnley do Arsenal tonight.
Imagine.
At least for now they have.
They won, I know.
I wonder what the odds are.
Yeah, I should do something about the Master. I've got something about the Master. I might
ask Master, he wants to go abroad somewhere and then I vlog on the backpack, like Chas
That's a good idea, isn't it, chat?
We're only a 22-1.
Oh, my word.
Yeah, that would be good.
What do you say?
Go abroad and master some.
I've watched streaming on the back pack.
I thought that was him.
He's hit them so purely.
We got to Simon someday.
No, I'm not
We're trying to get in a file oh corner not given
What they know actually it looks like you did that
No, no, no, no, not a time.
Yeah, the first one looked like he touched it.
Don't need these little ad-libs.
I mean, he's fucking, he's hugging him. See, this is what I mean, they, they shouldn't get away with it just because he's a bigger lad.
They shouldn't, it is a foul, it is a foul.
I, uh, I'm looking at previously.
You're not to say anything bad this year. You're not to say though there's any defender that physically,
the keyword is physically or can match up to a player like Jack, it is, it is harder.
I'm going to play it tonight. I'm not a manager. I haven't got time for that.
I'm not going to let you get
your stuff.
What?
He wasn't. Oh, I get it. I get it.
Shut up.
They're kicking me table.
If you're not in win, we're on the pitch.
If you're not in win, we're on the pitch.
If you're not in win, we're on the pitch.
If you're not in win, we're on the pitch.
Imagine I have a fucking unbelievable game and we win.
I'll get me fucking knob out.
Oh, great touch.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, my God, one more.
Go on, Jack. Do you have a 27 minute?
What are you doing?
We're on the pitch anyway, that's true.
What a ball, square it, he's offside now, doesn't matter, 2-2.
This is big, this you know for the top four, this is massive.
I'm walking the side of the
goalkeeper to the last second.
And by the time he's big, you
know, for the top five, top
four.
What a revelation. He's been
such a good addition.
And then Michael Hill's absence and
five managing to hang on. One more
I'll tell you something, that pressure point today, there's a lot of pressure on it.
I know I don't need your ad-lib.
Oh my god, offside.
Oh, it's not giving offside.
There he's miles on.
Yeah. Beautiful. It's a really good play from Jett.
Great goal. I think we're looking at maybe the most.
Bad rescue. No, I just, I didn't see it. I was just looking at the fucking M5 play of the people.
Ball at his feet. Ball manipulation. Trickery. Skills.
Here we go again. Here's Kamara. One of you won. One of you four on one.
One more. Too much. Nice. Love that. Relaxed. Composed.
Balsett. There you go.
Switch.
Look at that. Great football fmdepatriot.
Into the middle. Release. Bangs.
What a fucking strike he's got.
I'm in the streaming booth every Monday.
You have to join us, this is match two of the night.
To show at M5 for an army, that's all good.
So you know, he's off.
Oh my God.
I thought he was going to tip the top corner.
I can't wait to get fucking...
I wonder, I just got a bit of water when I'm rafting.
won't like shout at me and everything because I'm obviously a manager no I
what I will say
tell the world that you're shouting at me
he ain't going to fucking shout at me
I won't let that go
what the odds are man
he won't keep the door running
I'm joking
All the guys in there, they're both to start.
The title-trees are now to hold Burnley.
What a night, he's happy.
Yeah, we're going to be there with the interchance.
Surely, he's offside with the A's.
Here he is.
Needs that much.
Oh, it's fast.
Here we go then.
Scott St Clair, welcome to Baller League.
You just feel like the kind of player that typically drives a ball and he is the Scottsie
player, the kind of guy that flares a spade.
It's a foul.
It's a foul.
He's pulled him back.
Pulling down.
He's not as well marked, he will not be returning for the remainder of his time as well.
he's picked up and it was
he just talks about
that's it, the season ends on 19
the season ended at 96 goals
and unfortunately the season ends
potentially without a top 4 finish
around 5
there he is
he's something's come put
I'm lucky to be 7
I'm a 21
season you have to go
there we go
Oh, Scotty Scotty. Who's called
Scott? What's his name? What's
his name? Michael Hill. Tim
Mays, sort of game changer. I'm
going to go game changer is
one on one.
It will be. I'm telling you now.
have it
scorsi clare even come on you
he won't be on side
he won't be
because that's the first team changer
you fucking dick
he's not going to be on side chat
oh yeah he is on
I was on right now. What number chat?
Beautiful.
Oh, there he is. Number 13, that's a good stick.
Now, I'm not wearing a mic with my dive in one minute.
Alphen's safety is key.
over the over the second best
and I only tell you. I don't
really hurt them too much.
Can you stop talking and asking
me questions? Oh my god.
Great touch.
depending on what happens
with pressure but more so.
Oh yeah, in a semi-final with the O2 next Monday, an NDL plan against whoever comes through into fourth place.
Oh you meant, oh, when we were back.
That's a good idea, I wonder if I can...
The camera's not always going to be on me though, Jack.
One more, we're starting to remember.
One...
Hey!
Eight seconds away from our game, Joe Jones.
One...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Two...
BOO!
Boy, what? It'll be, it'll be...it'll be a foul play now.
Don't worry about it.
It's your favorite one-man, Mark!
A referee gave him a sense of great...
Mark loves fair play he loves it
Yeah, I'm gonna try and Michael when I rap. We'll see what happens. What's it's fair play now? So really depth of trail
I'm just gonna defend defend defend
All right
Could also not
My cup just now
two minutes left. Mike Cox, so I thought 20 times you put that mate there. Put it again if you want.
Well, there's no foul there because it's unfair play. But Goldberg spoke to the ref after.
Oh, here we go, skill. And Goldberg spoke to the ref.
Yeah, we're going to keep putting it, no worries. I like it. You're funny, aren't you? You're funny.
Are you fucking? All right. Yeah, we're gonna say no chat. Oh my god. Oh, I should have turned. Why is he not turned?
Don't know this fucking job and it is but has he fucking shown up yet?
Yeah, that's what I was going to. Oh my god, Voila. Ah, shit.
I was going to say, I'll just, um, the refs apparently said to Mark last week that for
it to be a foul in the fair play, it's got to be a bit more of a foul.
Now, in my opinion, that defeats the object of fair play.
Get off the ball.
Get off the ball.
off the ball
Oh my god, what a turn that would have been.
20 seconds to keep the ball, just keep the ball 20 seconds, you need three points, that's
not gonna seem stupid.
Hold it up.
Yeah, that's not it.
Oh my god, no.
Oh my god, no.
Don't well shot.
Yeah, game over.
N5 are out of the top four, Ace.
Deportrio are in there.
There you go, Deportrio.
Must nice to get over the line there.
3-2.
Not bad, that.
Not bad at all.
Very interesting.
Mike Cox yeah I'm going to thank you right shout out to all of M5 and season 3
It's getting back to Will, 3-5 is the top goal scorer there
Perfect, I'm going for a drink, try and go for a piss, I'll be back in a minute alright
but I'll leave you in the cave for a while, have care man, cheers
and hopefully after the injury it's here where you can look back from what a fantastic season this has been
3 pisses in the last hour, fuck me
What the fuck are you drinking?
He makes the rations at five.
And I sit down pitch side with Leigh Ann,
so he's sure he don't have a doubt about it.
I'm very happy.
Do you want to listen to what they say?
They get little, young and old.
I work on this player for the last few weeks.
It's a joke.
I've never seen it. No, so, I
know what he's taking. I just
really want to say why why who's
playing next?
Oh, SDS versus Ruckus. What are
your score predictions?
Chaturino. I don't know.
Six, seven.
Put it on.
There we go.
This is my concern.
This is finally the part that you guys get with your teammates.
You are officially in the final four.
And I can confirm, you will be playing prime in the first game.
Any initial thoughts on that?
As I navigate with football,
we've done them once.
There's no problem being able to do them again.
And we're going to go ahead and do them again.
We've got them once, there's no problem with being able to do that again.
And we're going to go out there and give them the same performance we gave last time.
They get up, the freedom has stopped.
So, yeah, SK47 to 18.
Alright, they're coming.
The final four done.
Errr...
What's it done?
Think SDS.
SDS is the only one.
That can, uh, any chance you turn the mic off?
Is this better?
Okay, so if SDS win, then Wembley Rangers are out.
Oh my God.
Hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
Any chance to meet it? Bye.
He's a big ball of league fun.
So you must be over the moon about the fact that you guys are in the final four.
Of course, that way. Next stop, number two.
Look at him, he's gasped. He is fucking buzzing to me there.
How do you rate your footballing ability?
Because you have the opportunity right now to win 3,000 pounds with one kick of the bomb.
I'm fairly bad.
Josh, do you think he does it?
So it's easy.
3,000 pounds just to hit the crossbar.
You hit that crossbar one shot
3000 pounds. Oh look at the cracks. Let's get it
Summons they got summons
You've got to take your shoes off Solomon and rekay for
I thought he was going for for top end and Rikey it's not all over you have a
chance of redemption we have a chance of redemption right now I have good
but don't worry mate one of these two gentlemen right here can save your
chance of getting the course out Eddie my echo and Eddie also vision and
You know I'm up here right now.
You know I'm going to go for Eddie.
Eddie Mayeko.
How much did he get now?
Little Merseca.
TMC's a target.
I actually applied for it.
Eddie Mayeko for the 3,000 pounds.
Oh, nearly, nearly, nearly.
I didn't get a call.
Andriques, thank you for my call.
No free game.
And he's missed it.
We do have this for you.
I'd be fucking livid.
Final four, remember?
I'd be seeding.
You've been to Final Four?
I was a footballer, Mr. Crossbar.
The need to get three grand and you missed it.
He owes me three grand now.
in new games or free this game now we're going to give it all and see what happens
now what you know he goes over vision and really goes on at the end of the season
is the goal for you guys to read the football until the next crossbar yeah of course obviously we're
going happy with you man come on Charlie would you admit it bro like i applied and i would just
Yeah, we had a lot of content in that video, right?
Yeah, so there we go. They lose. They don't feel good.
Obviously, it's a privilege to be here.
My 37th appearance, they've been in a long time.
But they've also got Ruckus to start with.
It's good to be around my boys. My SDS boy, my very good boy.
37th appearance.
Well, I didn't turn it up though, so who's...
Fucking moron.
After this, I've got an interview,
and then I've got to go and film something.
it's a one blade dress in love fill his one blade and then I'm back I'm back
after that chat oh no then actually then I've been changing rooms so you might
not see me yet
What's your favourite squad?
Let's take it to the start.
What's gone wrong then?
You have the third, least amount of goals in the league.
Where has it gone wrong for us just this year?
I think I'm wrong.
Do you think there's some things you are that's right?
There's some things that you can't.
It's not footballing reasons.
Some things could be mental, it could be momentum.
It could be things not going our way.
Small decisions, but at the end of the day,
we're winning since six. That's our fault.
We should have qualified a couple of weeks
today as long as we win today everything else is out of our hands hopefully it
goes our way again for the first season in a row but so don't let's just finish
season on a win that's what I said to the boys I just realized if Wembley
rangers win I feel like a win and a pressure point
can I get into that final four back I think that's a bit too much pressure on
someone like Camille of example I would say I'm fine the pressure point
he's already won one before that's called pressure point exactly he's already won one
before are you have you spoken to him or are you kind of letting him do his thing
No, I'm not at all to be honest.
I think our person think a win could be enough.
Gold devils are a strong team.
They beat both us and Brian this season
and they won't make it easy for Wembley.
So even if we win, if the first year's effect
I think we should fork all.
And they had some words with Mark Goldbridge
and said, yo, don't come up here.
It'd be expensive.
Yeah, some words with Rockins.
No, with Mark Goldbridge.
You've got some of those old devils players
and good friends with.
And obviously, Rockins is an interesting guy.
I tried to be cheeky and say you don't need a point, but the Rockers players are really fired up for this one
So they want to spoil the party, but I'm taking over Gaffer TV on Rockers social today
So hopefully we're gonna three points. Well go and enjoy yourself because it is your final game of the season potentially
Please make sure you get a tough one because I was so good in there
Rockers is don't keep it decent
Go on Holly, for the 13 mate, go on Brandon
match day 11's match game.
It's an interesting one.
match day 11 on season one
of the top four but inside the
top four and you might be thinking
what I'm speaking about here.
Well, look, this is the easiest
way I can explain it. This was
the standings in season one
match day 11 before they played
They took fourth place in the table on a goal difference. You may remember that game between Santan and Vision.
Anything but a draw could have sent either one of those two sides through. It was STS that took fourth place.
They went to one season one. And then last season, this was the standings before match day 11 coming in.
They were in fifth place. They were one point outside of the top for of course M5 and the 26ers are in there as well.
and then this is what happened after match 11 they want to get qualified for the top four
they made it into the final itself
to Anfa Carroll they all did
well in the table
to Anfa Carroll
to Anfa Carroll
they need a win
and they need wearing ranges to drop points
a pressure point would also help them out massively
but Shark is he said
he's beaten it for every single match day
37 in total matches he's managed in baller league
They're going to be three of the four teams confirmed, a primal goal difference, they're
portrayal of 23 points, they'll be in second, they can't get any higher than that and no
one will overtake them in second place.
They've said the same Departure that we saw, the top of the table, it's 0-1, and also picked up 23 points on that season.
Go on Clial, give it 18 mate, here we go, it's game on, SS vs Rutgers, if I'm being honest.
SS will probably win this game and it will go down to 1-0 Rangers.
I thought the mascots meant to walk in front of Sharky.
Let's have a look at the sides.
Mark's favourite ref it is indeed, yeah.
To this match, last time they played, last season SDS won the game, three goals,
because that's Sterling scored a last minute winner in that game.
He does feature.
Thank you very much for the pride of me.
Two changes from the side, the true 6-6 last week.
So let's say it and Frank Ayrton come in for fairly proud.
Suzy!
Suga mama, Suga mama!
She's the Suga mama!
Man down there!
Suga mama, Suga mama!
She's the Suga mama!
God, thank you very much. I appreciate that, Suzy.
Thank you for the 25.
First team legend, thank you so much, Suzy.
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Win, win, win.
I'm on three wins.
Yeah?
One, two, three, win.
Win!
That's all they want today.
What the fuck did I win, sir?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck did I win, sir?
All right, I said now, three wins.
I'm going to do a win.
Yeah, it's either with Sally saying,
but we need to do a bit more than what we did last week.
That's an interesting one.
Is this my mic? Hang on.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Oh.
Hello.
You can hear me loud and clear now, can't you?
That's funny, that. I like that.
Here we go. I'll tell you what, if I don't love to referee the SDS go.
Yeah, Rookus, I'll be honest, it's a long day for Rookus. It'll be a long day for Rookus.
Who do you want to win, Mark?
Yeah, that's true.
I'd like clutch to go for it.
Now they need the pressure point.
Are you OK?
Yeah, they should be. I've told him he's R7 to nowhere.
All right, sweet.
We're gonna win a pity point today absolutely not
good hands go on then one now oh he's missed that's a look at that that'd be the finishing
He's a good player, I like him.
Really good player.
Try not to swear for the rest of this stream.
I'm able to do that, no problem.
How easy is it to do that?
It's out of that.
Well, it lasted a fifth minute, I will.
Any chance of Ruckus? I mean, what are they doing? Oh, there you go.
Ruckus!
Can't stand us, yes.
Ref and a team he's helped manage earlier in the competition by the way.
It's the same as chunks fucking managing an MDL.
I'm not wrong there, am I?
What should you do in your game?
You swore I haven't swore
When did I swear
He's actually wasn't the thing what did I say?
I had a feeling that it's going to be a wonderful day, the sun in the sky, smile on his face.
That's 20 gifted back of what I had to pay my along.
Because I had a bet with him.
Thank you very, very much. Thank you very much.
I should never have made that bet with my along.
Never have made it.
I mean, I shouldn't really
talk and go keep until I've
played. Now, you made a great
save when I was watching warm
up.
Asked no kickoff scene, don't
that? So, at the minute, STS
That's a through on 20 points.
Goalkeepers this season, it's not even that, it's just my goalkeeper this season was not the best.
And then there's been a couple of rotters today.
I mean, vision's goalkeeper, wow.
That's a foul. Great tackle. That's a foul.
What was that? Sorry, go bridge.
Release the files.
I fucking bet you do.
SDS to shout infinity release of aisles
Drop me so funny, I didn't have anything I'd just taken a piss this whole time. What a dick I'd be
You don't brilliant is this reverse cycle idea something
It's it, I'm looking at it.
No, no, Karna. Can I ask you a question? Can you ask me anything you want, mate?
Whatever answer I know. What knows? James, you're 25, mate. Go on the bike. Thank you, mate.
Oh, that one is nice on my car. That one's good. Really good.
I'm not going to let anyone win.
Right. Integrity is key.
Come on. Oh, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh, hello. We're flying to Barcelona tomorrow.
the hours of the morning so that should be good and then when we land we've got a
fit of a few hours to get chilled have a nap probably and then we should be
streaming there's a Manchester bar that we're going to whilst we're in bar so
that should be good. Are you excited here?
What do you think about the ref again? Yeah unknown is one of them ones isn't it?
It happens mate, I'm just not going to comment on it and it is what it is.
Just plainly obvious what was going on.
So you know, great goal.
Great goal.
Ruckus would never win in this game.
I deflected that's why I mean I've got two nil two and two flags they'll get a penalty
in a minute.
We're playing Edson Volley's here.
There we go.
Ryan, do you have a prayer mate?
Go on the bike.
Stubbs, 32 as well, mate.
Go on the bike.
Thank you very much, mate.
I know Hazo, don't worry, mate.
Trans just ran by the end of the match.
At the end of the day, I don't fucking have to,
so I'm not going to.
I'm looking, fucking dealt with.
safe.
I decided to keep it as he moves further up the pitch.
Right for a run.
It's not going to be too easy.
Two of the finished ninth in season two as it stands, the single 11.
The vision lost the right to the game today. They're going to still see a bump of my point.
Let's have a look out.
Oh my god, 3-0. Oh my, 3-0. Oh, I've missed.
Oh, yes, yes, Ultras are on the side again, all 20 of them.
Awesome, looking off to the win.
There's a corner, I've kept him, done well there.
I'm going to go on the side. Yeah, on side. Oh, plus one. Oh, yeah, we've had on the side,
haven't we? What I mean about free play. This is the SDS, they're very good at these
game changes. Very good. Ha! Earth to Grindr! Listen mate, unfortunately he will not unlock
you on the United Stand mate, because you will definitely call him a deluded bow hand
again. Hey Grindr, can you explain to me? Cookson! Fuck you, he's wearing a parachute!
Has it been raining?
It looks like it's fucking flooding!
Jens Lehmann come out to me just now
He went, finds a window, are we?
Cheers Jens!
I'm very good at you
Fuck him!
Fuck him!
How you feeling?
I'm buzzing, I'm up for it
I can't wait to be honest yeah little trim up. Yeah, I don't mind it to be honest. I met time referee as well
No referee game six
Yeah, I
Was there any date I what a fucking understand how I had it is to that
Because
Exactly, I'm just curious to see what it is
But they're not guaranteed though, are they?
No, because if Wambly win, then they go fifth.
And Wambly are playing...
Goal devils, which would be a tough game.
I think Goal devils will make something good for them.
Dreck'em.
We'll have to see more of the Stirling for 4-0.
So...
Ruckus are fucking shit.
I've seen a lot of the socials.
If SDS...
A fifth?
Yeah.
What's happening to them?
What's happening?
If STS are already in there, I'll release them.
If STS are fifth,
and I've got to release them for them to get in there,
I'm just gonna fucking go from piss me pants.
And final four, you're having a laugh.
Final four, you're having a laugh.
Oh, that'd be so fucking funny.
But if I'm honest, I think I'll do it.
Yeah, just some of the tells me they're gonna do it.
I mean the prime turned up absolutely obliterated vision I will say yeah
It just looked on you because of the goalkeeper for vision
It's been unbelievable for how many weeks and then it was just fucking shit. He was absolutely terrible really bad
He's been very good, but I mean I think he's just kind of bad at the office
I don't think there's anything dodging about it. I think you just had a fucking shit
Yeah, they look the best and when you go two-nil down like that
You've got to chase the game and then it opens it up for Brian and that's not what I do because we found out
Yeah. Come in, Mark. You want to bet on it? SDS win the pressure point. I'm sure I'll
put on it. Yeah, I think they're going to get it. I don't know, but I think they're
going to get it. Yeah. So I think where SDS will get the pressure point.
Unless can steps up this could be the one he wins
I'm on it
Can't be has to be cuts. Are you sure? Yeah, yeah
Marcel put you down as you know
Yeah, yeah, we're from you to cats now about you again
Yeah, if you don't mind I can't read I've got a film something whilst it's on
So put cans back on it put cans back on it
And also if it's a big point like that, I'd rather it just fucking what you call it
do you know what I mean? Jimskins on commentary, I fucking love that. Anyway, 5-0 and Ruckus
are having a fucking rotter. They are having a rotter. Oh, I would say... Yeah, oh, penalty,
I've got it. I mean, goal difference might be key. So this might be a huge point. He's
left the left hand side open. He's going to dive left. There you go. Great. Great.
can't get involved. What do you reckon I'm going to do today? How do you think I'm going to do?
I thought that I don't concede eight. You can't be any worse. That's the best thing about that.
There's no pressure on me because we're already out and I can't be any worse than what we've had.
So I don't mind it. We've had four people this year and unfortunately three of them have all made
mistakes. Yeah, big mistakes. And it happens. It happens. Yeah, but it can't happen.
But it's just been too regular unfortunately.
Chat, I've spoke to Steve, please stop spamming it, thank you.
Now you'll be fine, what we need to know, we need to...
The three in front of you just need to be solid.
Yeah, three in front of you is solid.
They can't vacate and just leave you out for days, can you?
What, also I'm not the manager today, you are.
You are, I'm gonna cheer for you.
You're not the manager anyway, we're coming on this, you're like...
But...
That's why we are.
Yeah, we've got other chapter tonight. What sort of keeper am I sweeper keeper do I mean what do you want from me?
Basics. Just the basics. Get your basics man. No problem.
I mean building up to we've got a lack of defenders anyway. We've got actually forward players that are going to be involved in the build up.
He's got still injured but she's still injured still got one groin so you've got to rel it's gonna be
Yeah, one that's predominantly gonna stay back in front of you. So you just talk to him
Okay, get to rail building up with pads or maybe yeah, and then we'll push through on the top line
Okay, so for you distribution if they drop off then hey if they go high-press
Yeah, no, you're probably decent. Yeah, I might just throw up a bit. I prefer it. He's more accurate
I don't know do I want to know if you on what you call it free play and they've
not got a keeper the other keeper should be able to throw it in the next you're
there I don't really count to be some kind of why because it was that would
count in normal football man. No, I wouldn't know. No, I have to keep this
confirmed. Interesting. I believe.
Sean does anyone know? Yeah it's a big chance for my mate Alamo tonight I
fucking especially got him in so I kind of love it if he fucking performed.
and if he plays well he can play next season but it depends on I mean it's a
big game because then the other the best team in the league so if he performs
versus endial he's giving himself a good shelf
he's gonna be able to get to Josh Parklund who's playing there
championship
oh well yeah, yeah, honnestly son, has he played championship?
I've played championship
have you met him yet?
oh no
you know what I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying?
oh yeah mate
you alright?
oh come in here mate, come in here
oh you're all live
we're all live mate. I'm fantastic mate, I just wonder how you're feeling.
Feeling good.
You feeling good? It's nice when you're in the top four, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's nice. How long, Jack, are you going to be there for? It's my question.
No.
You know, I was all game next week.
What was that?
Well, game next week, yeah.
Oh, it is.
You got a game next week?
Yeah.
Look, if I'm done, if it's a deal with me, I'm done.
No, I've been here before.
No, I've been here before.
No, I've been here before.
No, I've been here before.
No, I've been here before.
I've been here before.
I've been here before.
No, he's stealing the number, right?
No, I don't think he's stealing the number.
It's you, mate.
Listen, mate, you want to say the top four?
I don't know if it's on you.
You want to say that gamble?
I love signing on fees.
I think you do as well, don't you?
I think you love signing on fees as well, don't you, mate?
In game.
Aww.
He fucked it there, he should have got a jacket and a title.
He should have got you, listen.
He should have fucking...
Exactly, exactly.
What a shame, what a fucking shame that might be.
Sack.
They better hope, STS 35th.
100%.
They better hope.
Cheers mate.
Nah, I had to say that because he wouldn't have understood what canal meant.
to see him man yeah it's because cocky way well that's why jim skin manager no
no one thought to be manager I tried to get teased to be manager but he didn't
they wouldn't let him in keeper now oh there you go as in you at the hotel
Oh you are are you at the the copper box? Oh
Jimskins managing creators
That's good for Jim skin I can't lie. Yes, mate. I don't know that's my question. Oh hotel enroute
Okay, nice elbow what's down jump in the in the changing room gaffer 10 past 8 10 past 8. No problem
Yeah, you won't see me after this and chat
Yeah, no he's back on it. Yeah
Go on, brat. Do you have a 17, mate?
I can't get through to Marcel, Sam.
What are you going to do? Make me take it if I'm not going to? I don't fucking doubt it.
You never know who's going to be proud of him.
No, Marcel.
There you go. I've got the gift for working.
Come on, Marcel.
I can't have Jinz taking pressure point referee and playing the long-
Yeah I can't do it at all, fuck it now.
They tried backfiring.
Yeah there's a lot of them gone poppies, if I get him I get him now.
Cox and Glyn twice at the United 18 next year.
Don't you fucking damn Wink!
Marcel!
Yeah, perfect. And Raven is Raven okay to warm up Jinx?
Oh, thank you very, very much, but I appreciate that.
And Bapay said he'll leave the club, no he didn't.
It's alright, I hope you enjoyed last week.
Because it was literally fucking last week.
Close your fucking legs.
I think it's crazy how players don't get the tickets, I will say.
Have you could have signed anyone from Barla League, who would you sign?
current players. Yeah.
I like Joe Bennett. Joe Bennett.
But.
Raz. Raz. Yeah, he ain't gonna leave
and yeah. No, no. Is this just in a
in a normal? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick was paying his fucking wages.
I thought Rutgers were on two goals
a minute ago.
Oh, yeah, Jett.
I know he's with Jet, obviously he's fucking unreal but he can't have the move, but he makes it work.
If you've got the plays around him it will work.
They've got a really athletic team now.
To be fair, when De Pochir were always known as the team with the X-Pros that could have moved,
now they've got X-Pros that can move.
So Jet looks decent, they're all in the same wiggle.
That's why they've been successful.
Isaac Moldek, yeah, Isaac's class.
Isaac's, I think Isaac is one of the perfect profiles for all the league.
Yeah, he's got a great broke off of the league, he can play forward, can defend, puts his heart in the line, runs the socks off.
Yeah.
They're the type of player, you need three of them in this one.
I agree.
You need three of them in this one.
Tyrell's quite similar.
Yeah, yeah, I like Tyrell. I fucking love Tyrell.
Tyrell's top.
Yeah, if we could sign six Cads we would make.
Yeah, I know.
Fucking hell.
Isn't it funny that Cads is our first ever pick?
Yeah, I imagine he played season one with a one.
But our team season one was a tough one.
We're still fucking good.
Our team season one was a tough one.
It was still a win.
We had Max, Remy, Callum.
No, Callum didn't come in till later.
He was bad back then.
He was season one defenders.
We had Remy and...
Cuts? Cuts? No, cuts.
Sorry.
One telly, cuts, one telly.
Hey!
Are we?
Yep, that's us there.
Hi!
Hey!
Right, do you want a nap?
Cheers.
Oh, yeah, pk. How good is pk season one?
So good pk. Oh, yeah, Hector. Yeah Hector weren't the best of the heck to do something. Yeah
Bro pk was quality pk was pk our team season one. It's why
Pete movie and
Then Maro and Maro came in later. Madras came in later. Tyler
Tyler Tyler Tyler Harry Kane Harry Kane
Oh yeah Henry was a baller. We've missed Henry. We've missed Henry.
He's tricky but oh go in there. I see he's just left slow.
Ah fucking injured his left right and centre there. More my youth. Yeah but he added played.
played. Player though. Yeah. It's not in our system. Yeah. You got to got to run that team
back. I mean, I'm happy to, but we need certain changes as well because obviously Barley's
changed as well. Yeah. Jesse will last him now. Season two, that was our worst ever
season. So, Medi, yeah, season one, you know.
I love Jesse, he was hard because he played that game, 2-0 down, lose 3-2, you can't give
people. I mean, you can't do it. He was out and eating partying. Yeah, every day.
Went to LA, didn't turn up a couple of weeks. To be fair, it was partying when
season one, but we'll have it off because it was PK and you understand
your players a bit more. And if you go down on him, you ain't gonna get the
best out of them so it's like we let him off and he's still performing at a
good level so I mean but then yeah season yeah season 2 just wasn't it wasn't it
season 2 is a big transition in general yeah it was like it was like
month and then it went super tactical season 2 yeah yeah she was quite
boring the first five weeks of season 2. Oh yeah 100% I'm glad I missed three of them.
Well I actually missed six weeks in general. I remember watching it before I went into the
jungle with Steve Bratton all the time at the jungle. Steve yeah. I couldn't watch it all.
I just skid to our goals because I was fucking every time I watched it continued it'd be such a
shit goal. Yeah. I'm like what are we doing? Never a corner. Oh my. Steve Bratton was top
Yeah, he is and that Steve Bratton always the color butcher last second last five seconds. What a finish
Yeah
Yeah
A whole repression point next season genuinely him Cads Brian have been the best one
Yeah
I got to the third so I mean we've had lots of people that got to the third a horror is not fucking the only one he's done it
But he's just you just to see who's actually taken
Yeah, how many people
Are you fucking yeah, that's how desperate we were we put ready on one
I
Call me does this I actually understand it if you take the pressure point you don't take penalty in game
If it's before you game, do you know what I mean?
If it's before you game.
Because like, if Cads takes it now and then he misses, and then he takes one in the game
and he misses, is that, has that got something to do with it?
I reckon it's just one of those of...
I don't know, Grace.
To be clear, Cads is 32 years old and he's played at a very decent level mentally.
Yeah, he should be alright, yeah.
Cads, Cads, I mean, absolutely.
What's 32?
32, bro.
That is mental.
He's still played by the Wipers.
He plays and looks about 26.
plays and looks about 26.
That's his thing.
Yeah, I always wind him up and say he's the same age as me.
That's maths.
Yeah, but you don't look 35 either.
You seen me on a pitch, I look like a 35er.
This is natural hairline mate.
Oh, the following just went down.
Yeah.
Choo!
Oh, yeah!
That's true, yeah, that's true.
I'm hoping to hairline collapse.
Hairline collapse, hairline sponsors.
Get in, get in.
Turkey hairlines.
Turkey hairlines.
Any budget ship, it's Cox's there.
Just let us know. Just let us know.
Oh, well.
There you go.
Yeah, how old?
31.
31. You don't look 31, he is not.
It's our paper, Alan.
That's our thing, 36, 37.
He's been carrying that camera since eight years old.
I don't see it in the head.
That's why he's got no neck.
By left, SDS, we're actually at the right ford for Ruckus.
Unless this is one one one on one and Rook could take all their chances
They ain't gonna matter
Great bar, but no one there
What you got underneath that
I wanna know.
It looks like a fucking backpack.
Fucking hell it is!
What the fucking hell is that?
What the fuck is that?
Honestly, it's got a fucking rucksack on.
It's a bulletproof.
It's a bulletproof, isn't it?
It's a bulletproof.
Yeah.
Fucking hell.
But I am second to none of that.
Ah!
Oh my fucking God.
Any company out there with bulletproof
must have proof vests and looking for models.
You've got a cocky ear, he's happy to model via.
He's the wildest kid.
Yeah, he's the best.
No, no, I'm going to dress like a gay stripper.
I'll be called worse.
Oh, yeah, I'll answer.
Fuck, I'm not some Mexican this week.
Listen, if I don't get another card managing I might have to do some audition for Magic Pack.
Oh, fucking hell.
Oh, dear.
Oh, my god.
I'm going to get roasted for this one.
Yeah.
I hope so.
I don't, I often can pass the others, but this is the worst I've ever seen.
Oh, fucking hell.
It's all funny games, isn't it, man?
Yeah.
It's all funny games.
When you're five, no down, you play and look to your bench and that's what your
manager's wearing.
It's like I'm at club.
still weren't about the results.
Here's a dodgy cover.
Oh, fuck it, Al.
Oh, you got the lift on, man.
Where'd you get the inspiration for the outfits?
I don't know, man.
You must have saw that on an action man.
That was good.
Toy soldiers.
I had a bit before your time, it was actually a bit.
Action there now.
And please, can you get Raven in?
Someone said Coxie will take you to West Ham.
Would you go to West Ham?
What club?
Great club, they're going jumping and shit though, isn't it?
Yeah, so shall we?
See what I meant. No, I didn't do that.
Yeah, Tottenham are safe now.
Yeah, Tottenham are definitely safe.
I'm going to go tomorrow.
Oh, is it?
It's a Tottenham game, yes.
So, good for everyone, happy for everyone at the Tottenham.
Yeah.
Really happy for everyone at the club because...
Well, at the end of the day, it should be fair.
Technically, you still got to win your game tomorrow.
Or Wednesday, when is that?
Tomorrow.
It's Chelsea, isn't it?
Yeah, big game, man.
They've just got a shabby Alonzo announced. They're playing to play for him now. They're going to open the game.
Bonjour!
Very good, how are you?
Can you get Kermin Chaz and I'll get him to hold down the stream. Thank you.
Spurs only need a draw. Now if they win the safe no matter what but if they draw and lose
the last game then West Ham win this game off and West Ham could be could definitely
be um oh it should be interesting West Ham definitely could be um leads 100% oh goal
difference ah okay so yeah we'll talk to them basically just have to lose both games
Ah, yeah.
Talk to them when we are, right then.
It's such a big thing like getting relegated and being at Spurs and seeing it.
People aren't unsure about, just people around the club aren't sure about jobs.
So a lot of people want to take the mic when people are going down.
Actually, in fact, some...
A lot of people are just going to the club.
It's not mine, it's the only one, man.
So I'm happy if they...
Who do you want to win? Who do you want to win, ball or e?
I wouldn't mind if NDL won it.
Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't mind.
I wouldn't mind if NDL or Departureo.
I think Departureo have definitely done some dodgy dealings,
but everyone loves Michael.
And storage.
They love Michael.
Oh, so yes, that's right.
And we should beat these coaches.
And they also said we would get something to play.
Yeah, sure, very sure, yeah.
I'll see you all after later tonight. All right wish me luck wish us luck wish me more luck because I'm gonna fucking go and go and
And then chat I'll be refereeing as well to chat. Thank you so much
I love you all and I will see you all very very shortly or have a chat. Love you all
Go go go love you all chat
7-1. Wow. Wow. Don't worry, when Jinji's refing and goalkeeping, I'll just put the full
stream when I get rid of the facecam how you're doing if you want it you can
get it pulled with your life what past jim skin
Why?
No, you don't have to. I'm fucking wanting to
Leave the face come so we can see you laugh at him
That's how I get fired
I don't want that
He's got the shoulder
Mate, I fucking had to
He's walking towards me, right?
He's fucking hanging
What are you doing?
Sorry, mate
I don't know, it's like emailing
It's like fucking hell, mate
Should I have to dodge ya?
Now I'm in an unskippable cutscene
with fucking Jimskin dropping his shoulder
Fucking hell
Oh my god!
How has that gone in?
Oh, he's just got a jump higher than that.
He's got to jump higher.
Bloody hell.
Is that the first keeper goal?
I think it is, you know.
Uh, can you be miked when goalkeeping?
He won't be miked when goalkeeping, but he might be miked while rethin'.
Oh, is it not?
wait who's the first vision key okay well Cox would be mic'd up yeah yeah if
told otherwise I'm pretty sure Jinx will be mic'd up while he's reffing
to see why these ginger effing have they not got enough
well don't know if you wanted you you're not ginger cheers Reese for a minute that
I thought I was. Go on Michelle
Okay. No. Okay. Chad, do you want to see my, my, my, uh, would you like to see my jacket
potato? Do you want to?
No, I'm not getting balls out of your face. I'm not getting balls out of your face.
Wow! Look at that sexy bastard. That'll be gone in five minutes.
Oh, this is so good.
SDS!
With that big, it's winning.
Hey!
Looks horrid.
Check, it looks better off-camera.
It's a camera thing, it's a camera thing, it's a camera thing.
Check, right.
The thing is, right, I never used to like jett potatoes.
Had my first one here, unreal.
Unfucking- oh my god, they're about to get 10.
That's got to be AI, has to be AI, there's no way he's missed that, 10 goal curse,
Well they're on 9.
WAAAAAAYYYY! WE SON OF A GOOOOD!
WE SON OF A GOOOOD!
How many win in United Final Tickets left?
Not a clue mate.
I think there is still some.
A close game that between SDS and Rook is very close game.
I actually didn't know he was going to win, I'll be real.
but fucking hell SDS clutched up in the last second there. Wow, what a game.
Do you want me to keep this on? Or change it?
Rukus you know, very unlucky to lose the...
Shush please, no worries Tom mate.
Fucking hell.
You all right chap?
Cinema, I understand why you're the cameraman now. Nathan Ratcliffe again.
Again? Once more it's Nathan, shooing, shit.
Tells why is your toast just shoo, bro.
Turn volume up, volume, because I'm not fucking, I'm not talking to the mic.
Why is there a football here? How's a football landing in here?
How?
You've got a great face for radio
Cheers Joshie five
Five six eight six three cheers mate
Jinj wants it. Jinj took it. Oh shit
Jinj is talking, Jinj is talking
I
Will be brought
No audio
the corners you have a lot of stars on the side shouting it's a different game
and these six these mistakes happen what do you mean there's no audio every weekend
where there are controversial decisions so I have to protect them I understand
the frustration as well because Jim's a competitive guy everybody wants to win
whole the league right so it would be something wrong if that was not the
case so I'm really happy that they that they take it so serious and that
just credit to what we built and that's just what I want to address as
Like I'm super proud of what we built all together, you know, we developed this product together. It exists for a year now
So of course there's stuff that's not perfect, but we're working on it every every day
One thing I can definitely back that point in terms of refereeing being a difficult thing in general across sports
Like you've got a multi-billion dollar company when it comes to the football, Premier League, etc
And there's still decisions that aren't being corrected. It's a whole new thing for VAR and there's still mistakes to be made
So Steve, this is something that we don't do regularly,
but I'm giving you a chance to speak and maybe add your two tips.
You know, refereeing in the ball of league is totally different to a level-side referee.
You're on the sidelines, you can't generate the angles that you would like to generate.
Your actor, so, is a system referee.
You've got Ginge and the guys in your ears constantly.
And, you know, a lot of the time,
they're struggling with understanding the game-changer rooms and what's going on.
And all I would say is referees,
We've worked with these guys. If we look back on the video during the week, we'll have the feedback from last from the referee's manager.
And if we've made mistakes, we're honest with these guys. We'll back stage, we'll chat to everyone, we'll hold our hands up to it.
And we're just trying to develop the product season by season, game by game.
What do you think about what's been said today?
What do you think about what's been said regarding the referee situation?
Listen, I agree. I understand it's a hard job, but I thought,
rather than me just sit behind my desk and slay it every single week,
put myself in your shoes, and then if I end up having a rutter tonight,
and then I come out and I say, you know what? I was wrong.
It is ridiculously hard. I'll apologise,
and I'll never mourn a referee again, unless it is clear and obvious.
Listen, I feel like there's no, hopefully, understanding.
Is there a come-by-are? Can you shake everyone's hand and be like,
you know what, fair play? I'll shake everyone's hand no matter what.
The only person to not shake hand is Mazzy's, as he's told us from last week, because he's still salty about it.
Oh well, that's something I'm not going to be speaking about.
But guys, thank you so much, but it's actually time for the pressure push.
Wow.
Well then, that is quite a headline.
Wow.
We've got a very special reaction.
He won't be speaking about it.
Wow.
During the community FC vs Klotschgen.
Bloody hell he can't speak about that. Can't even be televised. He cannot speak about that one bit. Bloody hell.
Who's this weirdo in Jinji's stream?
Cheers mate.
well you know in my opinion the referees have actually I can't speak about it I
can't speak about our cannot speak about that can't speak about that here we go
Pressure point
Strathead
Take comes off I turn comes down
My glow hello
Us vision
No, no, no, no, no.
Boo!
Boo!
Wrong player, dickhead!
Boo!
Boo!
What do you dickhead?
BOOM! BOOM!
I'm putting him off...
Oh, I'm putting him off...
Sorry mate...
Oh fuck...
YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YOU GOT THIS!
WOO!
YEAH!
YEAH! COMPLETE!
YEAH! YEAH!
WOO! YEAH!
Come on, go, devils!
Not winning.
Get out of here!
Oh my God!
He's got the ball in the net!
What are they doing?
Oh
Good devils.
Oh, tiny finish.
Oh, it's...
Tell the winners!
Oh, good.
Tell the winners!
Oh!
Oh!
Iman, Messi and Karamezi Karamezi!
Go!
Come on, Vision.
Come on!
I was supporting you!
Yes!
Come on!
Yes!
I'm not assed.
W Gold Devils.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W.
W
W Goldbridge
W Fairplay
W Fairplay
We love Fairplay
Right, who's on now?
It's back to pickman
So cute
So, for somebody who supports United, why is the kit blue?
I never understood that.
Kick Clash.
Someone's just put NDL in yellow, like that makes a fucking difference.
Sorry, that was mean, that's sorry mate.
Who do we wanna win?
Who do we wanna win?
It does?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what I was getting at.
I don't think it was anyway.
Oi!
I'm gonna go fucking buddy!
Second time!
But after the third time it's over. It's fucking over for ballers. I'm out of fucking fists
I'm gonna throw. Oh my god! Er, he asked him why, yeah, why is Goldbridge's kit blue when
he supports Manchester United, which is red? And you know what other team is blue, Manchester
city that's what I'm asking that leaving city oh where's your foot what where's
you going he deserves a holiday to be fair you can focus my series red was
taken but it's dark blue
Blue's blue.
Liverpool.
Cheers mate.
That's fucking answered my question.
Cheers mate.
Same reason why Gore Bridge couldn't get red.
Got to be beating Dick.
Fuck you Charlie.
Oh, you don't want any?
Do you want any day?
Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Get in and back!
Do you want to... Cheers Jamie?
Fuck off.
Mo Salah's leaving.
Ch- Cheers mate!
Cheers, Pep left sit, cheers mate, just been told the fifth time now.
Anyone else?
Oi, Huey.
Holy shit.
Don't fuck me fucking with one, is that me kid?
It's incredible really, Bilal's going for the assist record as well, so you've got
to go for things like that, Sareen's going for goalkeeper of the tournament, so you
just got to motivate them.
Bilal Fernandez, Bilal Fernandez.
Let's see who gets it to that final goal, is it SDS or is it B-Rangers? Mark Goldbridge, good luck brother.
Stop shouting new mouth. You got me on the TV?
Why is there a goblin on the screen?
Ten hours has been sacked.
Four.
Sort of angles this. Oh, it's Mark.
Cheers for that.
Cheers for that angle. Cheers for that informative angle
Angle of Mark Gorbridge shaking the Red Sands. Cheers
CMC just been sacked
If web the range is cruel or loose sds are in the top four for a third year in a row
Wow. Wow, wow, wow. That's the table. Come on, Charlotte. That's as it stands. You can see the
guard. Webby Rangers could get 21 points. They're knocking SDS down. They wouldn't have the goal
difference. Really, they're going to score 23 goals. And they'll concede to not bribe off their
person. Don't think so. But it's very simple. That was kind of one area. Loose draw, you know,
the top four. SDS, we'll need a camera on them somewhere. Because this was all
okay, they're painted there in the top four and all. We want Wembley to win, we want Wembley to win.
We want Rangers to win.
I think, yeah.
We want Wembley to lose or draw.
Okay, I'm going to see if they can be playing tonight.
So I put on the Instagram story last week where she played
Wembley win let's welcome out for the final time this season the cover balls
With one of the back of another pressure point with my way
It was there now on 14 points. They can actually end
In sick place
On 17 points this season, which is the back going for a first outing. This is their side, but I'll say
I don't understand this fucking thing.
Hello, hello, hello.
Mate, this does not make sense to me.
So you all want files?
It comes too often.
You all want the files?
Yeah, I'm nosy as well. I want the files. Come on, Red Devils. I want to see what Farzay's
got. The X files. Are you a streamer, CMC? Used to be, now, full-time cameraman.
Come too far yet? Oh my god. Suits too hot. Suits too cold.
We need the CMC files. We'll see who gets top 4. We'll see who gets top 4.
It'd be funny if the files were bait.
Come too loud. Oh my god.
We got tired when doing IRLs.
I won't say it's tired, it's just not back.
Be quiet.
I love Bollily, Bollily, I love Bollily.
Hey, let's just enjoy them both.
Let's just enjoy them both.
Yo, Lewis.
My parts are everything. Have you seen the size of me?
Oh
This is the situation.
It's not a great start, is it?
that would be 19 points they're just big a point outside it has to be a win
how am I in the fun how am I in sts farms as history stands the work of the cheese for
has gone on to win ball the league
I actually don't know what the fuck that was.
Good to see Louis Johnson, once again back in the squad.
Good start, Fyres.
Good devil win plus Fyres.
Okay, okay, let's just be honest.
We're all nils here
Hey, let's say something's happening outside the house. I'm walking the dog now
I'm walking the dog. I hate walking the dog, but I'm walking that dog
Sonia only matter daddy
We know this is BS if you all walking
Here's Joel Chapman.
Angry jeans look a bit different today.
Okay.
You won't press your point.
Gold devils.
The ball can drift, it's there.
They're looping it out, so don't pierce.
Can you skip this game?
Unskippable cutscene.
It's like this tutorial.
You have to play it.
You have to play it
Pep leaving, fuck off
Y'all lying
And Grigin's got a bit bigger
I'm gonna go a question shot. He's like
he's like season one you have the Brian Lee at the Holland of the League when I'm
not here I don't want to follow you I'll be honest season one I was off season
season three okay but who's like who's like the top dog of this league
the great piece of momentum yeah John
there he sides what seems to be a what seems to be a jeep
shining during the transfer window message cheers
I'm sure if they went back to the needed finish up was a free agent and man signed in
Depertrillo. Kay.
Mmmmm.
We have Smithler in the league.
I can't comment on that mate. I cannot comment on that.
The text is also good now.
James, now look.
Coolder powers.
okay Chas if only when you just steal the file from James I believe him
probably definitely not gonna fucking do that
then long
can I dub for you for every goal this game gets I'll hit a dub
hmmm
hmmm
or your in here
for distance
should I crack some CS cases open
is it just me or those childs look like
thomas the tank engine
my sister's pregnant
oh congrats mate
I'm gonna be a f...
what?
There.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's the better move?
Everything but stream from his...
Oh, that was two, Max.
Oh, that's funny.
Why is that hard to say
rough twice?
Rough...
I'm a bad boy. I'm too much of a bad boy. You never catch me slacking my heart.
What do you do when the cameraman digs you up?
I've got a new camera man.
Look at you all, good boy.
Ah, I tried to fucking breathe higher up. Oh shit, I did say rough twice.
yep but he can't hold your uncle's and spell wrong wrong right on now I can't
Holy get her ask you the question get a job
Prediction for this one. When does the entertainment start mate when you fuck off?
Right, Jack. Harry's gone. Let's have some fun
the
and
the
say the letters in the
yo your richie
let it go bro
let it go
let it go
I have a bone to pick with you
Oh, way short, that goes in.
What would you say is the most annoying thing for you being a camera man?
Um...
Don't go, it's just wide.
Like, when I wake up, I want to know what I'm doing, like, at a time, you know what I mean?
Why are you banning people for- I've not banned anyone!
I have not banned anyone!
Um, but like, with Jinz, I get to an hour before I'm needed,
And that will take me 50 minutes to get there so I've got like 5 minutes so you know what I mean?
I don't see anything, I've not banned anyone, I'm not even logged in on...
What a ride you've ridden!
Good grotesque.
Did you used to blow bubbles as a kid?
Um... yeah...
I'm going to mute the mic, I'm going to turn the camera off, I'm going to have some of
my potato and then I'll put the camera back on if that's what you want.
Okay, okay.
Enjoy chat.
Is he on?
But I'll say, has that gone for a quarter, or is it offside in the end?
Offside.
Where's that one going to end up?
There you are, they went through the legs, it sounded for a second.
Wow, on the rebounds, fantastic double save if he was onside, which he was as a corner.
Zewer the shot, Nassau with the rebounds, the foot of Penne.
The goalkeeper is clapping for that side.
Min and a half away from the first half, game changer.
Wait, he's going to win.
There's the comeback!
From Ek Piteta!
Whistle!
Now, Suve fell that one.
That was going to potentially be like a problem with his knee,
the way he landed.
Don Perez, over to you.
Yeah, who's going to hit this one?
Perez, step, stop.
Catch up.
Wait, one of the charge, you want me to butt two if you don't?
I'm not asked.
I don't think it's going to be any one in the judgment.
Three.
Okay, okay.
What are we, what do you think the game changer is?
I've got money on.
I don't.
Legal reasons on HMRC.
I do not have money on this.
this actually i was just there just a term thing um i'm gonna say what's left
it won't be one-on-one what mother's life on everything i love right everything i love right
one-on-one will happen with united and uh any other
fucking messed up and now we've already have plus one free play
Onside!
Appear as they're alive!
Klopp's leaving Liverpool
Fucking hell
He's gonna score us some of that, I'm getting bored
Do some rainbow clips or some shit
I
Here we go
Bro in 2026 bro
I'm not your bro. I'm not your dog dog
Cosmere leaving no no no no no no no
Return button return button return button
Good look
Sorry for butchering
40 vs 4, United but like, I'm like a, I'm like a, I'm like a, a not bothered fan.
Where's Hager to bounce?
I'll get the tops.
If the game's on, I'll watch it.
I won't look my way to chuddle.
So plastic, oh I'm more plastic than Kintake.
Like I'll admit it.
Not that arsed about.
So that's all of the game.
Bit more of a supporter than JK. Just a bit
You're an armchair fan, why is Jack Ball acting like he isn't there?
Mini call of the game change, it's still 0-0
Into one game, he's that calm people armchair
They get sold out, a clean seat, two of them
Where's Genji, he's doing some media stuff
I've come this season
You're the type of guy to watch your final and cry after
England was a rough spot for me
What I really found the funniest.
This one's a recent one.
It's the one with Maxi.
Remember the dinner date?
I'm going to say that one.
That was a recent one anyway.
I was piercing myself.
Not literally.
I'm a DJ guy, I'm a Spotify DJ guy, Pyrrhus, Pissypast, and I'm not up and on.
I'm so close, I just did that to be on Sky, sorry.
Ice man.
I'll attend what what are you rating Drake's new new album?
I've not listened to it
I'll attend if you if you listen to it nine
Oh my god, he's still going
Hey shy, it's not number six seven
I need to be shouting Drake out to be real.
I love supporting, I'm coming out of this.
Mine is a billy.
What do you mean?
He hurt you.
He hurt you.
Triple T just been jumped.
I can't get off this.
Yo, if you got hurt if this guy goes very low.
Junin bro. Junin. He's rising.
He's rising.
No goals equals no doubts.
Egg, exactly.
Chas, have you had any fruit?
Believe it or not, I have. I've had fruit before.
I've had fruit before.
And everyone's going to be saying, cap, three, two, one,
cap, cap.
Yeah, there it is.
All right.
If you were at IRL, you would be scared to do heights.
I hate heights.
Scared of heights, really scared of heights.
Not really.
But yeah, anything with heights, no doubts.
Oh, I didn't... a favourite...
Let me say Apple.
I mean, I love Samsung.
Yeah, or is that over now?
You all have to stop calling the police, you don't have to be paying.
If you add it to the O2, you'll never see it.
If you add it to the O2, you'll never see it.
Jinx has got curly hair and put some white on.
Fucking hell, Declan. Nothing gets past you, does it mate?
Can you mute? Cheers, T-dog gamer.
I actually know that name from somewhere as well, so...
Here, fuck that.
What's with the gloves? Better grip.
I love lettuce, I love cucumber, I like pickles, why are you cheese toast, on your eyes, oh
the cucumber for life broccoli yet sausage isn't that's not a vetch mate
right get behind the camera again
is a veg it's a veg
shit I thought the camera oh shit
well
it's not a fruit
is cucumber a fruit
I forgot I'm in a fucking tin box and there's no data.
Here's cucumber fruit.
Photonically speaking yes, cucumbers are fruit because they develop from the fertilized
flower of the cucumber plant and contain seeds in the core with the scientific definition
of a fruit.
Fuck.
Actually, that's a fruit.
The more you know, why are you trying to sound America?
What Americans have you met?
Please me, racism.
What?
Yo, we're reaching, Chad.
We're reaching.
It is a very, very, bananas are technically fruit stick.
Cheers, man. You're a fruit, you're a cucumber.
Alright!
How many times have you got? I've lost count.
There we go.
The second half. No, no. Meaning no doubts.
That's never a pen. Yo, what game are you watching, bro?
This guy's like an hour behind
What's your favorite camera to use the Samsung one
Arsenal dipshit. All right, mate like I'm supposed to know how
There is a door to your right open it and leave it's actually to my left
Oh
See you well
Is he pleasure no play he's reffing that next game. No, he's playing next game and then he's reffing the last one
worry chat, you get all the scenes, you get every angle, don't worry chat, you won't miss a thing
CMC smells of cheese
went
said to you what would your last meal be?
ohhh
fruit
shit you like Rashford
I know we all take out them.
Take his head or hats.
Take his head, WBOTS.
We have a breath-freeze to challenge the weather.
What the fuck are they checking the weather?
Check out Cycling Mike here!
It's off!
He's dead!
He's fucking dead!
Oh no.
Fuck you now, thanks fuck.
Arsenal score from a corner again.
Oh my...
Can they just remove corners from football?
Why don't they just do that? Let's get rid of corners.
Arsenal aren't winning shit again.
Let's do that.
Right, what?
Sure, sure, I'm not the only one thinking that.
Erm...
You look like if Anthony Day and Pyreface had a baby.
Thanks mate.
Yeah, it's like me.
It really boosts my mood.
Oh you got power.
But you haven't passed the stage of babyface hasn't you?
Like, there's a fight on the pitch you get involved.
I'm getting involved. It's a sky-fucking-blood.
Do you stream much? You do mine more.
It's out of time today.
Can you mute yet?
Yo man, you do know you can mute the stream yourself.
Oh
For is me then fucking over here wrong side
Bloody camera many bloody camera men
Fuck off that drones about just great position from that drone
That voice you clearly not on fucking mutha no way
I would am I 32 now
Look forward to bar sir. I am a man should be good
Wanna hear the game not you
Yo man, Abyssal real bro, there's like
You can't please everyone can't you?
32 weeks prego okay, am I actually 30?
Chant I'm 21
I just load up Roblox trust to impress right now.
Ah.
So it was M-I-K, but it's just a rip off camera man.
Cheers Josh.
Fuck it, it pulls 42.
Goal.
a little rocket league out. You've been chatting as a little rocket league so I think if you
watch it mate. If you watch it.
I hope we're gonna get paid. Can't live on 15 quid a week, but long.
Oh, oh shit. Can he score? I want to dub. I just want to dub. Please, shoot! It's
controller disconnected oh my god he's fucking game froze
bloody hell shoot oh wait oh no you're gonna get a slot
He wants a little more that hey go on Joe with a primer for 11 months. What a go go on Joe Richards. What a go
I
Don't appreciate ginger appreciate the bar. I appreciate that on ginger's behalf. Oh my god the first
Never mind
That's just a qualified so if Wembley win this
SDS don't qualify for top four if go if they lose or draw
Then SDS gets up for
How much did she save your head?
Five.
It's overgrown anyway.
What's one country you would like to visit?
America.
New Venture America.
Is it snowing in London?
going in London. Is it snowing in London? I don't get it. I just don't get it.
It's going to go to America the moment why. What the fuck's going on there now?
Oh, great tackle! Let's see that in an instant replay.
So it's a cool ranger Celtic
There's any chance in army fjorda cuz my color man wants to go for a swim
L
Hey, Jakey
W. Thank you JVS
I'm a little bit of a naughty guy.
Okay, Jakey, mate.
Yo, LJK, bro, fuck it, LJK.
LJK, bro.
He loves to be gay and a bit horrible
I see Jakey's t-shirt today and there it will
It's one more!
What choice do we see?
I'll see em see what the fruit
I've got two phones, I've got two phones, one for my mom and one for my girl.
21 minutes, both teams have only written one each.
Where have you put up?
Ooh!
Who do you think we need to meet this guy?
It's really extreme.
What's going to do a poll?
I want to please everyone.
If the chance's happy, I might be simple as.
Okay, now can somebody score?
I'm actually not asked to.
I want to celebrate.
top four
Why the fuck are you talking?
Why are you getting loud bro?
So as if you've seen pet leaving city, nah mate, I must have missed it the first eleven times
Since he hasn't called me back
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Can you see a goal in this game? Well, you know, it's a bit of a tough game for the lads. You know, they'll nail it.
Such a, you know, in-depth time in the game, you know, surely a goal's coming.
has to be a goal coming anytime anytime you say that.
I've got no idea how that impression was.
It's just a group list, guys.
Talk to talk.
Members and players and friends that are all just
celebrating every big moment with a goal, Devils.
The draw would be enough, but they'll certainly
take a win for going, Devils.
What time do you want to tell us all I can turn back on?
Ask this game, mate.
Don't you worry, chat.
Don't worry if you are hating my voice at the minute or my face just wait seven minutes and I will be gone
I will be gone you will have jins in there straight after that you will be reffing
Can we get some dubbies in the chat?
Dubbies in the chat
Seven minutes chat seven minutes of torture. I'm sure you can do it. I'm sure you can do it
You've got this chat I believe in you I believe in you
7 minutes, start a timer.
What the fuck is he?
He's gone for a flip reset.
What the fuck?
Musty.
What the fuck was that?
you'll see
refer
i got a sneak in
what the fuck
i was in the middle of the day
i was in the room
Put it down
Yeah, chat when James is on I'll just switch cover
My ball sets off my trifle of you. Oh, it does look a bit weird, don't it?
Never
I thought it would have made a difference
B-Boxing again!
Right in the bag, buddy.
Fort that, bro.
There you go.
W.
W.
Bit like Chaz's got, oh, what's Max doing there?
Will he release in 4 devils?
So, if 4 devils wins, that means STS will be in the top 4 meaning they will be released.
If Wembley, win a negative in the top 4, that means they knock STS out of the BAD!
I'm a nosy little bastard show me the money
Come on, fire, fire, fire!
He's sort of out to get a card for each team in a level match.
I see the headset then. Nope. No, no, no. No, Sarski.
Duk duk duk. Ah, the files.
Shit.
Still gobless!
What are you doing on the street?
What?
What are you doing in a job chat?
Fucking any chance of women turning up?
Ugh!
Whistling
Please don't score, please don't score.
You got to match the vibe.
You got to match the vibe.
You got to read the room.
Offside.
Offside.
Oh my god.
It's a free kick!
It's a free kick!
It's a free kick!
There's three seconds left on the floor.
Four, four!
Fuck it now!
That wall was only firm enough to pay to get back in.
Fuck me!
Do they want to block it?
guys
Why the father release is just qualified because of the top four
They'll have a reason to be really you know
The line shot all you want one is for ginger and ndl
mental age of about six at max
my name's not max
holy snooze fast bro
boring
I mean, we go.
All right!
Who is going to take the race?
Uh, nah, I'm sorry.
Let me change number.
What? What the flip?
What the flip, dip?
Okay, it goes, mate.
Uh, yes.
Yes, yes, uh...
Al-al-al-aliceum?
I've bought you that, fuck.
Ooh!
Right, whoever just called, mate, your number's getting doxed.
0-7.
Imagine.
Check, call now to winter.
Top 4 on matchday 11 and as it looks, they've bought it themselves, even side for top 4.
Whistling
By the end of matchday 11.
Whistling
I'm waiting to get home because I want to get a...
Maaaah! Maaaah!
Might as well just get a car at that point.
You know, it's not my lesson to do.
It's not my lesson to do.
I want to cruise on...
cruise...
cruise...
around Japan.
What car you want dreams car dream car is a Oscar Martin DB 11 dream car
I get it I get it because it's got DB in the name and you've added eyes to make DB eye.
I understand the joke
Got a message of whatsapp, is it important?
Yes CMC
I think I remember
He's calling me
Block
Block
Billy
Astor Martin DB11
Wait, you know what's mad?
It's like these files are true.
That will most likely mean SDS get the doctor points, meaning Wembley will be in the top
for anyway. So this game did not matter long bit. They won't though? That was the plan.
Oh, it's not about prime. Wait, I'm so confused. Oh, it's prime for all this entire time I thought
it was STS bar. Oh. Oh, okay, okay, I'm on the same wave right now.
They will play in the L. CMC, did you enjoy our date and I think I'm pregnant on it's
yours.
I will play in Deportrio and the winners of each will match up in our final in the season
3.
Show them what you've listened.
No, I was listening the entire time.
The team's confused.
So I guess this win lets all devils get the invite for the next season.
You have the much energy. God the much energy.
Show me the vows. Show me the vows. Show me the vows. Show me the vows.
Vios. Vios. Vios. Vios. Vios. Vios. Vios. Vios.
Come on.
Unreal League.
Okie dokie chap, Jin is about to come out and train, so I'm gonna leave you all, let's
see how he does I will be watching but I want to focus on the game I'm gonna be
chilling enjoy the game chat yeah
Let's win some fucking points.
It's not like he's gonna do anything!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
There's nothing worked out yet, hang on.
Hey, help.
What?
Okay.
Alright.
Can we get that JGUK guy going please?
What a fucking word.
I'm gonna have to scroll up a bit.
Jamie.
I'll snitch.
with three E's on the end and then UK and he's had somewhat fucking vulgar
disgusting get him gone get him gone
all right they're coming out chat bless up loving gardens enjoy the game
Hi
Three clean sheets. We took one from SDS. We played it to the final whistle. That's our job. We did with integrity. Well done to my team.
Watch out for Gold Devils next season. Sorks, one last question.
NDL next. They're about to play, but you're about to play them now in the final four. It's a rematch. You vs. Nico. Any message for them going into the next game?
You know what happens in SS NDL. We've played them three times already. They've never been in us. We plan to make it four. They've done really well this season, but when they get through knockouts, league form doesn't matter.
We're in the final four now. That's the worst thing that could happen to all three other teams. See that?
You said in Sandy's doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Boy, that doesn't bode well for them. Back to you guys.
We're here with Nicko and Angry Jinx, two managers, but are there also players?
I mean, yeah, both of our seasons are done, very unfortunate to miss out on the top four,
obviously finishing 10 or 9 wherever we are, no, I don't know.
And it's just, listen, I saw his performance at Wembley and I thought, yeah, let's do
it again.
He was absolutely fantastic.
Thank you, thank you.
I think he had a lot to thank you for because you can't fully...
You take eight minutes to wait for the ball to set the family to you,
but of course, you're going to be playing up front today up here.
Yeah, I actually feel a little bit disrespected
at the fact that they put a YouTuber in goal,
you know, or a streamer in goal.
I hope they take me a little bit more seriously than this,
but I'll show them and I'll teach you guys the lesson.
I just want to ask one thing quickly.
If you do get that penalty, are you taking it?
I'm taking it.
If he's taking it, put your shin pads on,
Don't worry. I'm ready for whatever you got for me.
Why didn't Golden Seer? Obviously we saw you last season up front.
Yeah, well, I think we've had a really big trouble with the goalkeepers this year.
So I thought, can't it any worse?
Well, once you guys warm up, obviously you've got to get your shots in.
Thank you.
That's the luck to both of you.
Enjoy yourselves, enjoy yourselves, man. Smash it.
How SDS keep doing this? How SDS keep doing this?
This is insanity, man. Honestly.
They are in this.
I'm looking at the streaming booth right now.
Look at that. Look at that streaming booth right there.
That's carnival right now.
Streaming booth is mental. I want to go in the streaming booth
So we need to hurry up because I really want to jump in but I do want to say congratulations to SDS
Three times in a row in the top four is absolutely ridiculous
Are they gonna go and do the unthinkable beat NBL in that semi-finals potential?
And then whether is in that final and get their second trophy?
I mean the thing with SDS right is they went on that six game winless run
But in that period they played prime they played
and they didn't lose any of them.
They are really strong.
I think there's two ways to look at that, though.
Three points out of a potential nine.
My whole point is I feel like they rise to the opposition.
I hear it, I hear it, I hear it.
And they have experience there.
Yeah, of course, but you can see the booth is an absolute vibe.
But we do have a big game.
This is what Borleys is about.
We have another big game where your favorite content creators are playing.
You've got James Ingo, Nico up front.
Now listen, Nico is a very good friend of mine.
And I'm going to tell you right now we're going to see some fireworks.
you might get a hatchet, but I guarantee you at least one goal.
Who do you think is going to win?
I go...
It's really like Unstoppable Force beats an immovable object of these two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go with NDL, and I fancy Nico to grab one.
I do. I should do it.
I feel like he's going to make sure he gets that win,
but it's been a big night already.
Let's jump into the most fun game of the season.
the next 30 minutes tonight.
Believe or not, he will be a
goal. He's got quite a few
appearances out, Phil. Last
time he was out for it, he
actually bagged a goal, in fact.
There's the United Ultra, it's
alongside the yellow wall over
here in their numbers once
again. The top four is done
and Dustin, in case you missed
the headline news there, prime
up for play against Deportrio,
second verse third at the
use that prime up for play against Deportrio, second verse furloughed the 0-2, and Ndl
play SDS, first week ball on Monday. No, that's next Monday.
The win for United will finish their season.
Just a place to pop where they are at the moment, depending on how results go elsewhere.
the teams.
Let's jump into the teams.
There are three changes for United off the back of the draw against SDS.
Angry G and G's in goal, yes, in goal.
Another there, Wildcard last week, Constable.
Paul Hose and Poki comes in, and Wildcard Alex France is coming in.
Sobby Willard and Josh Emmanuel.
That is there, starting six as it looks.
Right now, Bostock, Fiong and Calabutra all solid on the bench with their...
What's up, gold scorer?
Goodell, Daniel.
On the other side for NDLFC, three changes on the back of their win against Mark Gold, which is Gold Devils last week, Nico's in the squad, Kieran Clarke is back and so is Kevin Wagen.
Unfortunately, he couldn't capitalize on pressure points tonight. Joshua Parker, Solomon Bauer and Joshua Aduemi is out tonight.
It's on these sidelines, but I'm not sure if he will play.
I've got the S alongside me in commentary. I mean, when Niko Feet carries in the score, he's done it once before.
He's kind of plopped us. He doesn't love that, Freddie.
He loves it, man. Niko will be playing. I'll put my life on it. Seriously.
We're talking to Evan Jift before the game. Jift and goal, obviously.
Niko's going to play up front, and I actually bet he'll score.
One question at a time, how many goals are you going to concede?
What's the over-under on six goals?
Track gets out.
BG, Fragridge in, she will be following the step, 6-3-7
Yeah, there is no sideline come on Mike's, have we?
And, yeah.
Okay, enjoy the game!
Here we go.
We're doing a room fix challenge to kick us off.
I think with the champ, they're happy that Niko isn't starting.
I've heard it's the best team to come on this, right?
This is not going to look great at all.
No, it doesn't come on.
I think it's going to come on.
Is it going to come on like that then?
No, it's definitely got something out of it.
There is no way they're going to play on something again like this.
How does that mode it?
To get these stars, you're threatening Al!
Let's see!
God, he wished it was a safe.
I'll be honest, if it's on target against James...
Whee!
Oh no!
I'm not sure. I had the pleasure of playing with a few charity matches with James back in the day,
but he was at the centre back and scoring goals and went with it.
He reached the going goal most of the time. Wow.
Last files.
He was...
He went bad in goal.
This is a bit different.
What about the SDS game?
Wow.
I said the SDS game, it's not even their game.
Gold doubles three clean sheets this season has been seen.
The ultimate spoilers.
Oh.
Fuck off, dude.
You can't move that Montreal, that score's going to be a shot, you've got to get the other side to repeat.
Free-flowing. They score 7 goals in this game by the way, they will...
...Petta.
Sorry, there's this one.
No, Petta need to score Italian five this season.
Chapp, how many are you just confused in there?
Oh
Actually, no, I'm being stupid. Yeah chap. They kept sorry the camera is going off on the mic because it'll be a vlog
So yeah, sorry, sorry, enjoy the game
I think they're gonna have a direct shot
Yeah, he is. Yeah, I think he's so sick of tired of the decisions that I've gone against
this team. They want to put in his own ends. I'd love a ref challenge if it involves, I
think it'd be absolutely loving it. This is like the end of the term of each season
Nothing really to play for a lot of teams.
You play for a lot of club, you pick positions out of hands.
You just do whatever, everyone's here now.
As we said, the big permutations, they're all done.
That's all being concluded off the back of the last game
and the last two matches.
SDS on there.
Oh!
Ferdinand Bonds gives away a corner.
Come on!
Come on!
He's bending it, wasn't he?
He's not all the way, but it's still good to see.
What a final four we have out of us now then.
Obviously the potential, NDL never made a final,
of course, the first season, but there is all the eyes of what could be
the S between a prime NDL final, which is going to imagine for the spectacle
of what it could be, of course, not writing out a depth of true,
of being incredible, SDS who always find a way,
not just to make it to the final four, but also to the final.
The final fouries around the corner Monday. We are back.
Legend match as well. As always, last note.
The wild card you'd love to see involved.
Jollibee!
Walker scoring the dunk last week, I guess that's the yes.
So nearly found another goal.
The ball is all you've got on one place.
Park corner, no problem about it.
What a ball.
Ginging goal on now, that's it.
Correct finish.
Is it ridiculous to see a Mose Gorky present
in that? Am I giving Gingers too much credit there?
It was a great effort.
I think you just saw Ginging on the replay,
so good finish.
He could only applaud what that Moby
down off the...
Oh, here we go.
There you go, man. Come on.
You really thought Nicol was going to see Genshin go?
And now I think I want a piece of that.
If he gets it off the side first half,
get changed, yeah?
It's getting quite interesting.
Nicol looks like he's on.
I'm just hoping he gets the service from his teammates.
And he's an entertainer I honestly come on right and you really thought Nico wasn't gonna play himself and get like this
Here we go, Nick Coe is on.
The soundfist, Gerard as well, last season's MVP.
We need a penalty, Niko, who has a thing.
Well, he's hugging the offside line.
Niko's on the far post.
He's got a point as well, just the last couple of weeks.
Truly the end-yield boys, if you look at the current,
whatever you have in 20 minutes.
Here he is.
Oh, there he is.
That was a trampoline touch from Nick, I don't know the one, so round the keeper made it to get a bounce.
Here we go, let's go! It's the other one!
It's the other one, he's slowly on.
I've lost your up in there!
He needs to get back on site though!
I think he might be up for a different level of defensive, than what he was up against
the left one.
He was on to me, though.
He was, but I don't know.
What was that?
What was that?
Was he left or right for it?
Nicol.
Both?
Neither.
I would say they're really close to policy, but they're not.
They're really still at the corner point.
Charge out of the help.
That's a bit of a move, isn't it, Ko-Nal?
I've had it so far from Nika, it's been four touches.
See how he completed passes.
What's about it?
Collection, corner!
That's the star of the corner, George.
Oh, the bounce, back to the Levy!
He's a bit of a goal scorer, isn't he?
He is on.
The save is too late in the season.
Down, well done!
I think I'm going to look like that.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
That's vintage Bolivia right there.
Holds the line so well, anticipates the chance
from that range you've been witnessing.
Now he's a poacher extraordinaire for Bolivia.
Maddie leads her with the original shot.
And they fell back to Bolivia.
Well, so far, he's had seven shots come towards us, no, only three have been on target, one of them did go in.
That two saves.
The three shots that he's been shot in, it's Geary-Clarke, who had another one of those in, good save.
He'll do.
Nice hurt.
It's getting better, come on, come on.
Dolan.
He's surprised, he's not made a great deal of shots there.
Say, Plough's super is in this game.
The other jitters are going to constantly deal with shots.
The last sayu'd crosses that,
the weight lines enters the game in issuance.
Game change.
Let's take this thing higher, higher than you ever been.
Stay tall like ever been.
We're going higher.
It's time to go higher.
Plus one.
The next three minutes.
The game will start as a 1v1 plus a goalkeeper, expect at least to be a bit of a challenge for Gitch.
After every goal that does for him, if there is a goal to go with, another player is added onto the pitch.
It's got to be Nikko to start this.
My only worry is he's not going to get past United.
Nikko's not a dribbler, that's the one thing for him.
No, he's not starting, he's starting out of his good at starting.
I think maybe 3v3, 4v4?
Okay, but 1v1, now Nikko has something to give.
I don't know how he swept so much on this face of 2 minutes he was on.
to have a shot.
From the team.
Good shot to the camera.
Oh, stepovers come out.
That up.
Just have to shoot.
I think he's overcomplicating this.
I really think he's overcomplicating.
Why you know why you did that?
You had ginger.
Ginger didn't see it until it was past them.
I think he's got him in the
It's like the more sensitive part of the body
He certainly felt that one
He certainly felt that one.
He's got to be ready for the next
shot that's going to come his way,
though.
Razzak called and gets past one
or two.
Has he got a teammate support?
He does.
He's always scored one today,
but he's got Mody.
Chas the break.
Over to you, Kadele Daniel.
Good job Daniel.
Winning the half of the game, changing goal.
Two hands on it from James.
All right, piece of Ireland.
2-2.
2-2 rule square.
One corner away for a penalty.
It's half the game, good answer.
Harry as well though from Duce.
Not out for a corner, he's out for a kick in.
There's Gerald, there's the corner.
And why is he so special?
And this is the 100th quarter of the season, and it's going to Nick Orbanana.
Penalty number 100 of season three in the UK.
And it's Nicko against Jetsch.
Nicko.
Oh, he's going to get it.
Say it's a moron. He won't even have the story.
I mean, you can come around and tell me, what do you want dribbling, is that a sport day?
I mean, you are the analysis of the ball, you put that down for me.
No, this is out of my pay grade guys, I'm sorry, it's your way from the one to take
Oh, what could have been that was penalty number 100's that could have been such a lovely way to close it out
And the unbreak in its speech last five seconds
it bobbled in effect in though at the halfway point believe it or not it's 2-2 Gigi's being too
far Nico maybe not the same big second half on the way
well it's that time for you to vote for your headed shoulders above the rest MVP
I'll be honest, I'm not put ginger there with this right.
Well, he's doing it girl.
Grab your phone, scan the QR code,
and you could vote for your head and shoulders MVP
above the rest.
Who is it gonna be from this season
and more importantly from tonight?
You know, we're back in the village from guys.
I'm with the man of the people, the man of the fans.
Mr. Clutch himself, Alfie Matthews.
Now Alfie, 12 goals, five assists this season.
incredible stuff my actual MVP you know you're actually my favorite
but I want you to let the people know at home why you are the MVP I mean we've
not been the best this season but individually individually I've done
what I've had to do why she wants to keep me there why is that she's
Stopping shots though.
I don't think that should be MVP, but again, it's true as well.
I don't know.
That's it though.
Why is that she saving goals?
What's going on there?
What's happening?
David, ginger.
Holy shit.
How many saves has he done?
Six, seven?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How many saves has he done?
Six?
Seven?
Holy shit.
Check.
Vote Jinx.
Why are we voting Jinx?
Don't worry, I'm here to back up when the game is back on.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Oh, for MVP.
Vote Jinx, bro.
don't worry over MVP vote ginger oh looky you're saving this team in the first
half
you have a question now how the fuck is a twitch streamer performing better than
to make in this season. And of all situations, Ginge is giving him a team talk at half time.
Nico missed the penalty. It was penalty number 100 of this season. What could it be, Leas? What
very much could it be? This has been one of the craziest days of Allerley Geverry,
in every sense of the word. We've had the drama, we've had the intrigue. Now we have the chaos.
This has just been chaotic. But that moment right there from Nico, I mean, that was the
moment and I told you right Nick was a great player is a great striker good
goal scorer he's not a dribbler he's not a 1v1 kind of guy so why he decided
to try it around angry gents who's a defender by trade tackling master I
can't understand that decision whatsoever but it just goes to show hey it
might look easy on TV guys but these but these penalties and this style are
not easy. Welcome back for the start of this second half. As we said, we're already in the top four.
They're already there. They were locked in last week. They're looking at any bit to set a record
for the total amount of points. Gigi Zingo, he's not a bad half. He's had quite a lot come
He actually has had to deal with 18 shots come towards his goal, 12 of them being on target, nearly conceding two of them.
He caught the other hands, he's in the sports, he's had a penalty, he's missed the pen.
And at the moment, we're all spent.
Mosh is number 12, the one who used to play DG Sportchamps is number 12.
Kevin Wagon, you don't want to be in the way of one of them.
I'm going to say, she's done well tonight, yes, but he hasn't had to deal with a shot
from him.
Yeah, not that.
I would just let it go in.
I wouldn't stand in the way.
I think I would duck, honestly.
Probably why I'm not a goalkeeper.
But that is a walk-in.
Probably why I'm out of goalkeeper. But that is a walkie.
I'm surprised the more players have a shot from a distance like this, have a shot!
Daniel!
I went to this game, Dickens,
Jimson Ball, even trouble.
He's been really, really impressive to
get rid of him.
Been a hard time.
He's been all right.
Kevin Wager places that one into
his nose.
He goes for the usual standard
power shot towards goal.
The first thing I'm gonna stop doing is...
Folks, he got away!
They played last season, 5 goals to 2, it was for India.
Look at United, though, Leo. Where's it gone from?
Season 1, they were far, they were top 4, they were prime United.
Last season they were 10, this season they should have been just about that.
But what have they been lacking in terms of just not being able to pick up any kind of consistency?
Well, I think they've had injuries, and I think Kedav Daniel missing as much time as he did this year.
I personally think Kedav Daniel...
We'll talk about value. I think jet is my MVP from what he's done this season
I'm not sure a player is more valuable to their team respectively
Not only the goals but the drive dribbling
Defending the Delta can walk up the opposition
Best player on any given way and then squirts one with it and
Missing it for the three games that they did
That was a big one. I think that was a big loss to Primus and not a bit of his mental amount of time.
This happened a season really well.
I think to forget the dribble, just have a shot.
Lofted into Kevin Weger.
What a save, brave save from Ginge.
I love the idea. I'm not sure
about that. I'm the urgency, but
I'm not sure if he's still gonna be able to do his team of the week, but I'm more than
happy to take that responsibility over.
would you put it in? I mean Sarin's side was really good last game but this is incredible.
Maybe we'll be a little bit off to Sarin's side if we just get the...
Please, Gerald!
It's been played to Sarin's Gerald, MVP of season two.
Into the bottom corner.
He goes back on the pitch by the way.
He only comes on the pitch when they're leading.
Bolly! Great save Dylan Barnes.
Another rugby for what he was scoring about.
Oh, it's an open goal!
But they've still got scores!
Yeah, replay that one up in there!
Wow.
Nearly from Kadele.
It's gonna fall back for Levy.
Right block, because it has a roundside.
If it's a one-on-one, can we just let Ginger Nicola play it?
I'm done. I'm done. Let him go to war.
I think Ginger would actually win that.
The
unless the unlikely chance is that
Kadele Dandle goes and scores at least five goals in this game.
Unless the Golden Boot is going to all five to here, which we then five are going to do it again
to do it again for a third season. They've had the best score in the league, but the three
seasons, they've not been in the final four. Look at Geng again. I'm looking at the replayer.
Look at these saves, man. Unbelievable. Get a replay of that in the next one.
Could have done was on 15 goals next dance to get 16th now. There is also a game changer
around the corner in the back of his mind that we think it will know what could be
on the cards for him.
Now Daniel scores, points to the corner.
That's 16 to the season.
He's three off equally.
Michael Ewell's goal, Tally.
Four goals, the Kravogolnaboo.
The story remains very similar though, Liesli.
If he was to go and get the Golden Boot,
it's two players that are not in the top four.
Yeah, but I'd really like to go together to be first.
I think he's the one who won the season.
The fact is, potentially, if you get it,
Addy's mixed, what, three weeks?
That's crazy.
But again, like I said, for me, when it comes to value,
again, could you think of someone
who has more value to their team relative to the rest
of the team around them than Kedok?
Because even Jet, you can say Kamara has been so good
for them this season.
I look at you, Nadek.
The closest kind of player to her, because I still
am in prime form.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, exactly.
That's everything for the team.
I completely agree.
Come on, Chad, we're on two minutes away from the game change-up.
Which you recommend again?
The line!
I'd love the line.
I'd love Jim's record of contestant.
Fair play for the final three minutes.
Here's my smalls here.
The light.
The
This is what we refer into in terms of the the golden boot of the season
The only player that can really affect that is Kido Danya who's in the game now
the game. Now, as it stands,
what called then five? We're
picking up that award after
matchday 11. Final four goals
don't come into play. They'll
Daniel scores at least three
goals. The remaining four
minutes. It will equal the
talent. Well, if I was
The player that scored less penalties wins it.
Oh, it's over.
Who's taking most penalties on the road?
If it doesn't, Daniel scored 8 penalties this season.
Michael scored 7.
I don't know if I'm really looking for the spot.
3-3.
30 seconds away.
I got the grip, we gonna fire yo, it's time to go!
Fair play!
On the other hand, it's the form we've had to be lucky enough to get a 1 on 1.
And that would have been the Nikoji and Shuyo mode out for 3 minutes.
3 minutes, where every foul has also been sent off the remainder of the game along with 3 if you got penalty being awarded.
any new minutes, any usual to a
suspension or a result of you being sent on any foul will be on for the three
minutes as well. I hope he knows the rules and I hope that Nick also knows the
rules. There's a junior speaking to Steve you saying your referee kid's
going to be through there if you want to borrow it because he's rafting next
game is huge. It's going to be quite an entertaining watch.
One, four, three, two, one.
Give it up!
And here we go.
Three minutes of fair play.
3-3. That is your side.
He is, what to say, penalty.
Nico, back to you.
Great save from James. Right, it's his penalty number 101 of season three.
Thank you, our penalty number 100 is missing.
Come on, Nick, come on.
Come on, Nick, come on.
We've got a referee challenge.
Oh, I've got a rest challenge.
What's the challenge today?
What a challenge, you know.
That is offside.
The challenge is unsuccessful.
Challenge unsuccessful from United and exchange against Nicko.
This time he's not messing around.
Farmer's Nicko, I was just trying to check him.
James comes straight off his line.
He comes against James.
Misses!
Two penalties is missed!
Come on!
Number four, Niko steps up.
Endio actually had a positive penalty record.
They had four penalties this season.
They scored three of the best one since he steps up.
They've missed the last two.
I think he deserves to start on that bench for a while.
Isambo already ball roll and off target.
The
Do what!
Hello!
Tato's a great saviour, did you get him?
He's just as hot, he's actually brilliant!
which each best fits.
We've got a challenge.
Is that for the tackle on Fitzgerald, or are we just going to play all on?
I think it was way too late to go back for that.
If it's for Fitzgerald, it's a bit too late.
Charles Minna-Rodney!
What should I say? Michael Flavisori just sneaked on the pitch.
They're not happy though, because they're trying to challenge in the season.
That's what she just strapped to celebrate against the Yellow Wolf.
Let's see what they're challenging.
We're having a look for seven on the pitch.
Well, they're challenging. In fact, there were seven players apparently on the pitch.
This has been the talk of the town racer, this has happened.
Let's have a look at that.
plays on the piece for a split second. It doesn't interfere.
At the moment of time there is an overload of players on the pitch.
You know I might be in trouble with it even more so than this is fed in play.
It's not on the road!
It's on the road!
If I'm just saying I'm a bit of a boomerang, it's on the road!
It's on the road!
It's on the road!
It's on the road!
It's on the road!
As you can see there are, I mean, it's all the possessions
Which it told the ball when there's a play, a different situation, but they're going down, I'm sure.
The challenge is unsuccessful! The substitution was going on!
The ball starts!
Well, you know what I mean? Challenge of successful.
It hasn't been given. And you're not going to survive with that.
Joe Staggs, he had a ball to help.
He went away well.
A slight of the referee's there.
Six seconds left.
Why is that moaning?
Unfortunately there's no challenges left at the game.
definitely caught him. It's then torn up.
Even if he needs to get his head off, there's six seconds left of the game.
I've got a free kick though. Six seconds left, regardless of what station is in the season.
This is going to be NDL's second loss.
LAUGHTER
United have gone down a player.
There was actually a sending off there.
Back to Dylan Barnes, off the back of Dara Dara.
Let's give it up!
Good eye chance!
I'm just being left out!
It's a great way to end it!
G-2 goal!
Really won that game!
Really won that game!
How's that happen?
They won a game with G-2 goal!
Nico's missed two points!
He's got a good one!
He's got a good one!
He's got a good one!
They won a game which into gold.
Nicos beats two penalties.
It's side-R in the final four.
This game didn't really matter too much.
A hard check between the two of them,
and they know that Alton's happy with that.
They set down Malia's pitch side.
Wow, that's probably the game of the night.
United win 4-3,
But any more importantly you have definitely won that individual battle against Niko tonight
I mean when you have two penalties, you know the target if either of us save even every time they want to go down
He's subbed himself off. I mean the season's already done
But you might be in the top four, but I'd rather win like that every single week is that's embarrassing
I mean if that's what the top of the league is actually going in every night. If that's the highest quality
What an embarrassment? Where does that come from those penalty series some of those series?
even on other players on but if we're making team of the week tonight obviously
serene did an incredible game last game that's up there yeah I mean serene did it
but you had about three we're playing against the future champions at the top of
the league they've only lost one game sorry nice too
Niko you got obviously talk to me about those penalties yeah no it's obviously
some very harsh words from Ginger there I was gonna come on this mic and
actually say he had a very good performance I think he should be the
MVP of the night without question I mean for him to do that performance right
there against top of the league the greatest team which ball league have
ever seen I'm impressed obviously there was a very questionable decision there
but you know what this is gingers night and we'll let him have that I wanted him
to have some confidence as well I asked about the penalties I didn't get one
answer about the penalty so no so the penalties ended the day
ging he's my friend for a very long time so I wanted to boost his confidence
up and yeah I mean I want him to get MVP of the night and it's not
And then finally, James, we saw you giving it to the NDL faithful, obviously you got your
loyal support, who's been with you all season long, do you have one final message for them
for the season?
I absolutely love you, thank you so much, ball of league, it's been a pleasure, what
awaits you in the end?
Let's go!
Is that a goodbye?
That might be a crazy mic drop, let's go, enjoy it.
I don't know.
Listen, you didn't hear this from me.
Are you guys insane?
Let's go, run!
We're about to do our thing. We're about to do it right now.
Let's keep our hands up.
Let's keep our hands up.
Let's keep our hands up.
Let's keep our hands up.
We don't want the answer.
We are not losing.
No Monsi!
No Monsi!
Are you ready?
All right, no worries.
Wow.
Wow wow wow wow wow wow jeez he keeps mine. What a game, what a performance, no
words. Can't fault can't fault him. We we're gonna
revolution. We're gonna revolution. I think he's I think he's just got a
new job as a United's keeper and I won't be surprised if he's on the market.
Wow.
Chat, you get your files.
You get your files.
I'm sure of it.
I don't have the money.
They're not in my pocket.
and then some nice words.
I actually don't listen to the interview.
Chow, what do you say?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
How's your food?
The food was good.
I'm ready for bed now, Loki.
I'm like so tired.
Is he leaving?
What the fuck are you on about?
I've got no chat.
Look at that. I've got no clue, chat.
Prediction.
Can't we see the prediction?
I'm so tired.
Instead, what a way to end.
Fully on about the stream, what a way to end the stream.
Yeah, it's troubling.
It's troubling about that.
I've got no idea.
I thought I'd save you from the little unskippable cook scene that was about to happen.
I will now put you back on to where we were, so you could watch little Morgi-Worgie.
Referee!
Do it at the top! The ref! The ref changed!
Yeah, come on come on. I'm so hungry.
Enjoy it. Oh, shit.
I don't want to be the president as well.
I've been to three final fours.
I might as well be.
This is my league.
That's been real.
Win that final four.
I couldn't make it.
All the managers, if you like me or hate me, this is more of a game than everyone else.
I'm fighting seven games.
Stick time from Sharks is back.
We haven't seen it for six weeks, but it's back now.
It's true.
This is my league.
You know, and I've been to three final fours and no one can say that.
And we're going to go to the next round.
We're going to go to the next round.
We're going to go to the next round.
and we're going to go to three finals in a row. But best of luck to community.
We're going to send it up to Brandinos final game of the night.
Thank you, Jokes. We'll have our leads to end our season three journey in the Colombox.
Aguijic on referee duty. You have a lot to say about the officials. Let's see how we get some.
I'm not sure about the touching shirt though, but I appreciate the skippiness of him, of
the back of an incredible running goal last game.
Just have a look at the teams coming into the final game of the season.
The force, it wasn't to beat the clutch, no fairytale story, but then maybe getting
into a top four.
Three changes to the squad from the loss against Wembley Ranges, Kiddings and
We're trying to get a mic on Jin.
Returns for Sandra Kamara, Jacob Mentor and James Mully.
Of course, unfortunately, Golden Booth might be out of the window for Alfie Malfus,
unless he somehow scores an unbelievable amount of goals in this game.
Listen, Michael Will is going to be grabbing the Golden Booth for season three,
and Alfie Malfus has got 12 goals.
He would need eight in this game to take that title off him.
Over to Community FC, it's an unchanged squad.
They've got a 2-2 surprising draw last week up against Prime, their two Wildcats feature again, Okome and Oji-Man.
We'll see if this ever gets on. We'll leave him straight, we'll leave him leading.
This is still a leading game. Now, it still points on the line.
I think the table's going to stick to his mind, but it's just like to his face at this point.
Oh, we've smelt rockin' Mike.
Well, we set you into a special in the last game. These are his best saves. I expected to see this carp on social media at some point because he had a busy day. That one certainly hurt.
And some, in case you missed it, you know, it'd be Andy L as under the second loss of the season.
What a good 15 plus shots you have to save in that game.
You also saved two penalties.
I mean, well, forget it took them, Nika took them both.
Evens off to Kevin Begginchop.
That was the penalty save, number one.
And that was the penalty save, number two.
Here we go then.
The tier's off for our final game.
I'm not sure where the mic is in.
The question is, no, is the mouth.
That's where we go.
Search fight.
Well, end the season with golf QTFC.
Interesting season for QTFC, of course they were.
The Community Cup winners, special season this year for Paul Alive, they have any six-a-side
team that fancied the challenge of trying to become the best Community Side.
There was a London-based tournament and Manchester-based tournament, the best team of the two-cups matched
here.
the Manchester side the walk.
Fyles come over, defenders come in, played away.
25, nothing wrong with it so far.
Play to do it and he comes to it.
AB's running over, Remy in the middle three.
Come on with this.
AB's running back, tries to play it in, nothing there for me.
Goal kick.
Yeah, no worries.
Half has got it, still in.
Still in. He's going to wait for the overlap.
Nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong with that.
People just stepping.
You got the left side, that side, yeah?
I stay this side, you stay that side, how it works.
I'm just making sure.
Listen, I'm up for it, mate. I don't do half the job, I'm in the full job.
Yep.
Yep, perfect.
I don't really know what squeeze means, but I'll go with the flow.
Nothing there for me. Tyler still got it, Tyler still got it. Got the ball, got the ball, got the ball.
Joyce was on it, Tyler's come out with a ball, sent him, Serge comes, nothing left on the ball, yet played it back, nice, nothing on with that, community got it out clear.
4-1, 4-5 to his feet, yet touch.
Offside given, definitely offside.
And the player, we're playing, we're playing.
You've got no reason to stop.
That's all for me, I almost say that was offside.
He was miles off. I'm not fucking blind.
Nice, great movement there.
Tim was just, you know what I mean?
Clubs have a shot, he's dipped.
Good hands, good hands, good hands to me.
Matthews is free.
Dinkter, just a wasteful pass, wasteful.
Bit pun taken.
AB is looking for the bounce, there it is.
Got to find AB here, there it is.
Remi's come out for him.
Joyce is off again.
Looked to play it in his mails on.
There's a little bit of a tug there, not enough for me.
Joyce is off again, looks to play it in his mails on.
There's a little bit of a tug there, not enough for me.
That's the time, yeah.
Ooh, questionable, got away with it.
I've got the ball, got the ball, just a strength, nothing but strength.
AB's on it, he's definitely on it.
One on one with a keeper, near post, probably something round.
Ooh, is he not offside?
Offside.
Because the person on the line is now the goalkeeper, he's behind him.
Are they playing?
Yeah, he's got the ball, he's got the ball.
Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
Tyler, three, offside there, offside there.
It's a waste, it's a waste, it's a waste.
No, no, so he's gone on the line,
the keeper's a last defender, and then he's behind the keeper.
WHISTLE BLOWS
They're playing.
I know, yeah.
Shut them legs mate.
No, no, no, he's in the back, he's in the back, he's in the back.
He's leaning on him in the back, in the back.
Yeah, it's your shoulder, it's his back.
Your shoulder, it's his back.
Corner, ball.
Right, OK, sweet. And then the corner is a short one.
OK, sweet.
Yeah.
Just can't swear on mine.
OK. Yeah, that's fine.
There's a little bit in the back, nothing in the...
Yeah, not too much, though.
I thought you said I could swear.
I hope he's gone for it.
Corner. I've heard it. I've heard it.
It's a corner. Definitely a corner.
I've heard it. I saw it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I shouldn't have to do your job for you over there mate, come on.
No, he's fast up in his hand, he's got the ball, good stand.
Offside.
Just where that line is to me, Dickson, jitters mate.
Look up there, there.
Great ball.
Let it go.
AB's there.
Not going to chat here, by the way, if he can chat a lot.
All Dixon's intercepted there. Joyce.
Beautiful.
Oh, it's a foul.
Ooh!
Count is on, AB's on.
Looks like he's going to get in, not enough for me, nowhere near enough.
He's come across him, set it to AB.
Over on, nothing wrong with that.
Alfie's miles on, one on one.
Sweats it back, did he, 1-0.
1-0.
Nothing wrong with that.
Oh, I got it right.
Oh, I got it right.
It's only your season, lad, it's not ours.
Onside, onside, four steps up, late 1-1.
Four steps up, late 1-1.
If it comes up on the screen,
I'm going to give it, I'll do it, let it roll.
Four steps up late.
Great ball, great ball, as you thought, it's finished up for me.
That is absolutely awesome, look at it.
He was there once last week, he's still new to it.
Hold the fan here, probably play keeper.
Maybe not, he's maybe going for the switch.
Nice.
Yeah, Remi steps in, nothing here, he's going to go in there aggressive, he's done all right.
Great tackle, can't pick it up, sends it long, back to Remi and clutch of it.
Beautiful there from Diddy, great feet.
A little bit in the back there, yeah, Avanti's way there though anyway.
Half is on, probably quick note, no pass.
Yeah, great tackle, great tackle. Did his got it.
Oh, he's dives in, great challenge.
A-B's driving neutral zone, A-B's neutral zone.
A little bit after there, play on, play on.
There's the advantage, played, and there's the goal.
CHEERING
I know, I know. Checked in on the mic here.
Just the one, just the one for me.
I don't know, I'm not joking, it is not that bad.
Yeah, that's fair enough, 23 to go.
Oh, he's got to say, OK, all the way down there.
Hang on, there's a neutral there,
other than just that one on your side.
He's made the run.
Come for a long get, isn't that?
Great save. Great save.
Ryan steps into it, got a balsa, there you go.
Got to find it, man on now.
Balanced great football from the community.
Great save, a little bit of afters here.
Advantage!
Joyce, I saw it, but I played on because you had the ball.
That ball.
Joyce, I saw it, I saw it, I played on.
Yeah. Awesome look at that.
Oh!
Well, probably should have played on there, my bad.
Can we know if Val enjoys it off the ball then,
just so we can keep an eye on it?
Go for the long ranger, to the bar, everyone's still on, Remi's chested it, getting pressed.
Got to clear it, got to clear it. Oh, just got lucky there's got to set that, he does.
Remi with a sweep, Joyce intercepts it, AB's on, he's on, Remi's too late.
Got to get the shot off here, back to AB's on, Mail's on, Joyce has got to offer it.
Expect him in, he's on.
Jog earlier there from Alphette.
Free kick.
All right, clock stopped.
He's on the way to his own time.
Roller gone.
Beautiful ball, beautiful ball.
Great touch, got to set it back.
He's at, oh, there's a little bit on that.
You got it, Kenny!
Good left from Brian, AB.
Can he keep it any camp?
Joyce is making a run, he's on.
Great set there, Renegades sit.
I don't want to attack him.
Community probably better team, so far, most of them.
Nice look at... There we go, got to deal with that.
Oh, he's on them, fuck it.
Don't, stop swearing.
Stop swearing, sugar, sugar, sugar.
Yeah, Joyce, he's just offside now.
Right, he's got to get that, yeah, let's play the half first.
Half first, turns in, left foot, back onto his right.
He's going to wait for the beautiful ball.
Back across, great save, great save.
Community driving forward now.
Joyce is on, Joyce is on.
Beautiful work there from Dixon, back in now.
Put a shot off if he can.
He can indeed, great block there.
Got to deal with that. Clear it.
Nothing stupid.
Yeah, and as much time as Remi's got,
he'll be going to go for the shot here.
Great, no, it's gone straight.
I told you, spilled it off-side.
Yeah, didn't interfere.
Nothing wrong with that.
Two minutes to game changer in a minute.
Alfeit. Always still in that.
Oh, my no! Wow!
Got a flicker. Remy's won that, though. Set him.
Did he?
He'll have to go back here, recycle.
Catle is it there? Great feet. He's lost it there, though.
A little bit. Advantage! Advantage!
It's a great advantage.
It's a fantastic advantage.
Easy this, mate.
I hope I can decide who stays for the next season.
It's not good for her quite as he's on the mic now.
I enjoy this. I might get rid of the management and just come as a referee next season.
You're flying him, you're flying him.
Come on!
Stay in shape!
Oh, good, there's Nain, he's got to get the shot off, he's got to get the shot off, he's at the bar, someone look it.
Still on the ball, probably keep it now, just for game-changer, probably keep it.
Captain Zamban's come off, don't stop the game for that, and it's half-time, game-changer.
I know, yeah, next time I'm just going to run into it and...
Say that again.
Yeah, with my eyes on.
Crap like us.
I'll do the time, so I'll be in a certain change of position.
Just worry about the fouls on each side, yeah?
Three, no worries.
I'm being taught, it's very easy.
It is a little bit...
Get in there, but you've got to take your chances.
All right, let him play, I've got it.
Oh, I'm not sure about that.
Yep, challenge, yep, challenge.
What do I say here? Referee challenge.
VAR referee challenge on the goal, a foul in the build-up.
I'll see now, my original reaction was it was a foul.
You talk to me or you want it ain't going to change my decision.
I know, yeah.
I feel like, I mean...
I mean, he's not got the ball at all, he's just blocked it, in my opinion.
But yeah, if Tyler doesn't do that, he can probably reach out and intercept it.
Look, he goes to it, and then Tyler's blocking it.
You don't get the ball? I'm going to foul.
I'm going to foul.
Two minutes, two minutes.
WHISTLE
Challenge successful, no goal.
He's just held him, he's just held him.
He did. I've just saw the replay.
He's not, he's not.
He's going to...
I know, I know, but he's done that.
No, because he's tried to move.
He's running into him.
That's from the hardest.
He hugs him. He hugs him.
You're not... your arm is that.
Yeah, hold on.
kept him on, he's on.
Changing possession, opened all, he's done straight, and he's missed, that's not right.
Changing possession, community ball now, still attacking.
Still on, almost a long for me.
for me. Torch, sent him to the shot, brilliant, great save. Blackfriar, Blackfriar. Great
there from Remmet, done well, one on one. It's poor keeping. Poor keeping.
Two minutes to go, 4-1 community.
To me, Alfa's got time there.
Tyler's off for a little dilly-zoned, Miles on.
No, I'm not sure.
Nice. That's Alfa.
Great save.
No good time, no low.
Ooh, corner.
Yeah, hand on, sir.
Hand on, sir.
Yep, no worries.
Yeah, he's on the floor.
I'm watching the six-yard line, yeah?
Beep.
Beautiful.
Goal.
You've got to. Great penalty.
Community defenders on a community assassin.
Yeah, I don't mind that. Goal.
He's on. He's on. Keepers got to come for it. Keepers got to come for it.
Come on boys!
Yeah, three defenders, Angon. Yeah.
Timer's on for me. Always he on.
Great ball. Hit the post, gone after a throw.
Black throw, black throw, black throw.
Yeah, the play-in, the play-in, the play-in.
No, he's on. He's on.
Oh, a bad pass.
I'd say Joyce, you've got something else to know.
Still on. He's on neutral.
Well, he's going to go tomorrow. Great there.
He's got to get his body in the way.
Nothing with it, nothing with it.
Black ball. Come off your ankle.
You know it did. Don't lie to me.
Come off your ankle.
Five, five, five, three, four, three, two, one, go.
You can't hold him.
Three kick.
Is it a penalty for that or not?
Not OK.
It's not an obvious sort of opportunity. Three kick.
Get a ball, get a ball, let's go.
He was it, was that Waller, by the way?
OK, he's run on the pit, yeah. Hold it there for me.
Waller! Waller, one more and I'll send you off for two minutes.
You've got one before, you have that one then.
WHISTLE
It should be a free kick, you know.
He'd have passed it anyway, he'd get away with that one.
Nothing.
Two seconds.
Take it back by two seconds there.
Yeah, hold it there hold it there
56
Fucking hell
Hold it hold it hold it sorry the people who fucked you about with the numbers don't know what they're doing
They're going back for the four seconds they played on for no reason. Yeah, right, okay, get ready
There you go, that makes no difference, there we go.
Did it, did it!
There's a difference between four and two.
You all right?
Sweet, no worries.
I'll have a drink, careful.
Ah, that's alright, it's good mate.
It's just football, isn't it?
I'd say the hardest thing is remembering game changes,
the people listening, that's probably it.
When you miss handball?
Yeah, I hear that.
Yeah, but you have a break, so you can't give me that one.
You play one game, you don't have the next.
Thank you.
You never do three games in a row.
Someday.
Yeah, I'll do it, yeah.
Yeah, it's not that. I said take it back, he's looking forward.
His job is out there.
It's not that, isn't it? Take it to 56, he puts it to 59 and blows the fucking chum bone.
Can they hear me?
Can you hear me?
They're looking.
Nah, them, is it?
What the hell?
Is the trombone automatic?
Is the trombone automatic?
Can they hear us?
Oh, please, please, all right.
Can they hear us?
Ah, that's the problem, then.
Yeah, final.
Cheers mate.
That yellow wall is empty now, isn't it?
That's a shame.
OK.
OK mate, that.
OK.
All right.
OK.
Are we up? Are we up?
Go, go, go, go.
Let's go, yeah.
First referee in history to take a photo.
Nah, I bet Steve's had a few, aren't you?
You've definitely had some, Steve. You can't hear me.
Yeah, I thought so.
Everyone loves a border.
He's holding him, doing well there, he's doing well.
A little bit of a push-in, nothing there for me, yeah.
Foul. You're just running for the back of him, it's actually done.
Are you running for the back of him, that's all it is.
One of that.
How many steps do you...?
There you go.
I know why you're up the budget.
Yeah, oh that's for me make them show struggling to put me spring. I'll just hold it
Yeah, he's off
Yeah, pink ball pink ball
Time is up he's on where he's on from on that from the square it time out for free go right go
Yeah. See, this is my point, man, when you get a look at it,
because, for example, when Waller done that before, it's a yellow.
The keeper keeps all the ball there, all the pushes in, it's a yellow.
He helps you keep control of the game in a minute.
He's getting away, he's made it.
It ain't my indoors.
You're through the back of his leg.
Drop it for me, Nixon, thank you.
Let's play.
I can't believe we beat NDL, they are crap.
Honestly.
I'll tell you what, I've pulled up a few wildernesses in that game as well and I love it.
Oh, bad touch up. Black ball.
Black ball.
He's going to go backwards there.
He's going to go backwards.
Oh, nothing that. Yeah, goal kick.
Let him.
Not worth my time.
He's already making the run for it.
If he did it, there it is as you touch.
Killing it nice.
Tyler's feet.
There you go.
Tell I'll make a run here, half he's got a move for him.
He's gone backwards there, nothing more than that.
The Zongais kept him on.
Yeah, he's done well there. Keeper.
What's the time? What's the time?
No, mate, he's coming through, he makes it easier.
Keeper's coming through, he's got to make it.
He's not, but he's letting it go. Goal kick.
Gonna be a five-stand on this one, if it stays 4-3.
Get your red card with her.
Send it long.
You have put that on, yeah?
Of course.
She's made a run, not far, not far,
and he's got it all the time.
Down, setting out.
So, like a movement up there for the coach.
Intercepted now.
Poor touch.
And he's going to deal with that.
Nothing there for me, going back.
He's gone back, Poppy past though, he recovers up.
He's an option, please, did it.
Oh, boys, we need one, we need one, boys.
Tire of the feet, no, you're going to make it away, holding the ends of the defenders.
Go switch it, there you go, lots of time.
We've got to kill it.
There it is, Joyce deals with it.
No, not perfect though, nothing wrong with that.
Count was on A for a beat.
Come for the early one.
Goal kick.
Subditute here from Coach.
Yeah, I hear that one, I hear that one.
Yeah, I thought he was, I thought he was, I thought I heard it.
Nothing wrong with that, nothing wrong with that, good, that.
He's going to try some of his trick, he's going to press up.
He went out with it again, he's going to try some of his silverware,
he's not great.
Can we, ah, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I was going to try some accelerators, but it was not great.
Coach got nothing in the middle of the community gone for it, nothing, nothing.
Not too bad, I've seen worse.
I won't go that far.
Great ball, absolutely fantastic, going to cut it back.
Drives out to him.
He's got to cut that back.
Dixon's on it now, Alfa, Brise offside.
Ah, discipline, better choices.
Yeah, ball one of your little cheers.
Maybe close a timer, pull back, now go to the right forwarder, there it is, pull back
He'll be behind, he's got to be off there, I reckon, yeah.
Not into third, I advantage, advantage, don't mind that, yeah, don't mind that.
Half is going to come out in a minute, no, he's an idiot, absolutely idiot.
What are they doing? Hollywood pass every time, get him off.
3-0, Ty, 1.
3-1.
1.
2-1.
3-1.
3-1.
Hold it!
I love that.
I'm going to play.
9 minutes to go,
6-1, go change it.
3-1.
4-1.
3-1.
Change it.
Shoot!
Is he on, yeah?
Nothing wrong with that, then?
Oh, nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that.
He's got it tangled at his feet. He's got a touch on the bottle.
He's done very well. No, no, he's got a touch on the ball first of all.
Nothing, nothing in that.
Let's go, hang on!
No.
Put on the show, will that? Nothing, mate.
Still in that, don't know that.
Get in! Get in!
Oh, no, you're both doing it. You both went for it.
You both went for it. He pushed in.
There you go.
Off of the shot, over the bar, broke it.
He's pushed him and he went to push him. It happens.
He dropped to the floor, that's it.
Next time, turn your feet from Manchester, lad, remember it.
They're shouting at him, they're not moving through.
Come on, that.
Brides outside, centre of the defence is the deepest, everyone's on now, Brides just off, yeah.
So we've got the question our community, everyone's on, everyone's on, everyone's on,
Brian's just drifted off, gone for it, just stupid.
Come on.
Oh!
Hey, hey, hey!
Come on!
Come on!
Help him, Tom.
Going for the long run.
Come on.
Hey, come on, Tom.
Going for Hollywood's another time.
Great, time.
Loads of time.
Give him five yards or take ten.
Yeah, keep up.
Oh!
He's all right.
He's all right.
You can't get away if they get out.
Right, so it's a point.
Look at that, no touch goal kick.
What is the rule with a stop in the clock, man?
Sometimes it stops, sometimes it doesn't.
I feel like production just...
Oh, okay, so normally you keep it rolling unless it's obvious time-wasting
Go for it
It's got to go wider
His right foot might be off spot. I don't think it's enough she gives
I
No, not the whole ball!
Got a challenge, got a challenge.
Brian's off, Tyler's on.
Brian's back on now, Alfie's moving forward.
Probably going to play Remy, there it is.
Brian's off.
Tyler's on.
You get the shot off, no.
You go play the backwards there, I'll take him on.
Beautiful.
Nothing got the ball.
Oh, Alfie's giving it away.
Got to release it.
Oh, he spooned it, he spooned it.
Temple!
Nice.
Pressure here, all is on the ground.
All the time.
Community through the middle, wide open.
Got a drive, got a drive.
Urgent, sir, nothing.
Urgent, sir, nothing.
Two more there on his feet.
Is that a foul?
He's definitely got the ball that time.
Brian Fillmore has to get that back, no foul.
We're going to go for the shot in a minute.
There it is. Just wide.
Have you got Chloe in your ear?
Nice.
Come on, come on, come on.
Thanks, man.
I can feel the one I wanted, to be honest.
I don't know what I've been to make.
Look at that. There's literally a laser.
It's back across. Ah, good redemption there.
The one's in neutral zone, there.
Look at that. He's got the shims.
Come for it.
Don't force it!
They've been trying to get them early, he's got to a long range.
Boring, they'll go for a shot, eh?
That wasn't fair enough.
Got out of two people.
Everyone's on it, out of time, they've done their turn,
they've all got a shot off.
Beautiful.
That's unlucky, that's unlucky, that goal kick.
Look at that, 20 seconds now.
Play!
Play!
Nothing wrong with that, didn't just come out with a ball,
I don't know if anybody drives in the Marlwood.
I don't know.
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Going to change that.
Oh, I'm going to go the line.
That's a guess.
Ah, there you go. One on one.
A little bit.
Easy, it's one best you've done, seriously.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no problem, no problem.
Yep.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the ball's allowed to stop.
It wasn't in season one though, was it?
Ah, okay.
Yeah, I know that one.
If it's any part of the ball goes over the line.
Don't bother.
Amber's got his arm from, ball.
Goal, 4-4.
Yeah, surge, surge!
Keep up!
Quicker surge.
Is it any of the ball that goes over?
Or is it just all of it?
OK.
Great goal.
Great goal.
5-4.
Let's have a look at that.
Four beautiful 5-5 river, great ending there.
Great way to end on week 11.
We're on.
We're on.
Timer didn't start until there, to about four seconds in.
Beautiful, he's going to get the ball back here.
He has got the ball back.
Yeah.
Yeah, there he goes.
Finished his ass.
Missed it.
I thought you were being serious, then.
I can take the lead, 6-5.
20 doors, Tyler Winters.
Yeah, great striker on the ball.
Where was that in season one?
I haven't got rid of him.
That's good, that's for 6-6.
Oh, look at...
Oh, my God!
I think he's got us on that line here, a bit of an asset, might kill him.
I was going to go about, nah, it's alright, we won't invest any help.
You think it went in, you're blind mate.
Well, good.
Have a pitch for me mate.
Thank you.
Have a look at it.
Keeper, yeah, keepers in.
I've got a feeling I'm 7-5 now. Yeah, I knew it. Told you, great goal.
Genuinely, I'm getting a bit more annoyed watching him score these
because he didn't do this once in season one.
We're going to win it.
Here you go, AB. It's time to go if they want a chance to win it all.
At least getting some out of this game, AB.
It's in it. Oh, just wide.
Shouldn't lose it from here.
So, back in.
Yeah, four seconds.
Yeah, don't mind that.
Right, we're probably the last one for community.
If we might get a walk down there, I'll get about eight seconds.
Well, that'd be quicker, eh?
Go on, he kept it in there.
No, changing. Keefer's coming on now.
Keefer's on.
Keefer's on for me.
I'll whistle every time it makes any sound.
I'll see great feet.
Probably just to kill it. Nice end into his night.
I'll see.
Oh, I set it back, though.
Got it back.
There we go.
Alfie's gone for it, great goal.
Stop the clock, stop the clock.
Taking back to 56.
AB, hold it!
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
Taking back to 56.
Give him the four seconds.
Come on. Yeah, it's all right.
Go back. We've not said start yet.
Wait for the whistle.
Thanks, mate.
There we go, and...
There we go.
There we go everyone ends on a good night. You're welcome.
Thank you mate, thank you.
See you mate.
Hold up.
Toys well season, it was easy mate.
That was close.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What? Do I get the match?
Tandoor, if you want it, mate.
I'll get the match for you.
Go for it.
What do you think?
Apart from your movement.
Yeah, I'll give you that.
Thank you, I'll say that.
You get in the middle, because you're in black.
Because you're in black.
Well done, brother, yeah?
Well done, brother.
Well done mate, yeah?
Well done mate.
Well done mate.
Well done mate.
I appreciate you.
Well done, you know what it's like.
Well done mate.
Good ref, good ref mate.
Did you enjoy that one?
Yeah mate, you're a better man.
I know it's just one.
How's it going?
Thank you mate, thank you.
Does it kick down above?
Yeah
Okay, sweet
Yeah, I think I give you now
Yeah
Yeah, you've got tech, you've got to grab the camera and that arse.
It's not the best under the east of Tindall.
Right.
Oh!
Yeah, I'll order.
Yeah, I'll order.
What a mate, yeah?
Hold on.
Well done mate, well done.
Cool, 12.49 in.
Give me one minute. I'll come back. I'll come back.
I'll come back, I'll come back to the woman.
I'll give it away.
No, no, he said it's Steve's second key fit, so I'll give it to someone.
Anyway, I don't know.
Are you thinking of the wrestling?
Is it?
No, it's not.
It is. Honestly, it is.
It's fair, yeah?
Yeah
It's Maddie's is that mine?
Hello
Hello
Don't want to go back to the gingers my course down this
And go back
I'll go back until he takes his mic off.
So then, oh I think, they've caught everything.
Yeah, okay.
This is the only option.
Um, well, chat thoughts on Ginger's refereeing skills.
decent breath, good breath, shit breath, prem breath, bolly breath. W, oh shit. I mean he's
put the rumors to bed. The refs aren't, the refs aren't reffing. I'd probably say that
without getting sued. Why is this Michael there? Hang on, let me take inspiration from
him. There we go, that's better. Yeah, he's passed the ball. He's had a shot. And that's
half time. F*** you now, what was he doing? There was someone on that mic. F*** me.
I actually don't know how long he's going to be.
Which could be an issue.
One issue.
You want the files?
That's a great point.
Oh yeah, he has to come back and reveal the files.
What should be no files now?
I've not seen anything about files.
I'm in the same boat as you lot.
Don't lie, Aurel. Alright.
It's coming really fucking home.
Wi-Fi's gonna cut off?
Yeah, they'll probably cut out in two minutes, so they will probably most likely cut our Wi-Fi off.
So we'll stay on until then.
and I'm sure he will show the files on different streams if he doesn't have time today.
I'm ready for bed I'm ready for bed but I've got to be up at like
You guys got a dub today. So big up to United. Obviously, I just have to come out and say what happened with me today.
And I was injured. I broke my toe. I broke my toe in the charity match.
It was George Clark who stood on my toe. I don't want to come out of excuses or anything like that.
that so I'm not going to use it as an excuse. So that was the sole reason for my performance
today. So yeah, you can't really blame me. End of the day we're champions, we've broken
the record and also me and Jinj were like this. He gave me a goal at Wembley and I
was like I wanted to get MVP of the night for Borla Leaguers. I was in the time,
you know? And I'm seeing a lot of people say F off. I don't know why you guys
until we get f off the pelican truth I mean I did you guys a favor I wanted you
guys to end on a high after a horrific season you know but yeah I'm not here to
say any excuses I'm not a type of guy to say excuses but my turret is broken so
I will know yeah yeah we know your toe is broken sorry thank you for the three
points you're so cool and kind thank you to you ever said that in the chat
I appreciate it. At the end of the day, you couldn't have done anything. It wasn't your fault, your toes broken. Thanks for being so kind to Jinj.
Yeah, thank you, thank you. It's no excuses though, guys. I just wanted to say, big up to the chat. The chat is all legends, man. Big up. W Real Chat, yeah.
Thank you guys. We want files. Now that would be interesting, you know, that would be very interesting.
I wonder, I wonder actually. Let's see, what else, what else? I mean, guys, I've actually been standing up against this stuff from early this season.
I actually exposed Depple Tree very early, nothing was done then actually. Let's see, what else?
broken toe, W, NDL, yeah guys just as a question you don't have to say NDL because
I'm here but who do you guys want to win in the final four because United aren't
on in. There is one team that's also yellow you know it's also yellow just
like United so NDL, NDL, alright okay you guys for the ones, NDL yeah?
Because we'll do STS over quick I'll tell you one thing, Depple True are doing nothing
against Prime, I don't see that in their future, unfortunately.
Ndl, you guys, you guys are legends, man, you guys are legends.
That's why I wanted to jinx there, get MVP, because of me and Jinx being like this.
I wanted it to be here, but you don't want to chat to your guys, okay?
I think he's too busy talking to his fans in real life.
You don't care about the fans online.
He's fake.
But we're good friends, obviously, as well.
Not Prime.
Don't worry, guys.
win. This game today was very important for us because we needed to realize we are beatable
and now that we know that we're never going to slip up again. Give us shades. I mean I
could do that. I really could. I'll think about it. I'll think about it. We'll see.
Why don't you stream? Because I'm not as talented as Ginge. Ginge can waffle for ages whereas
me I'm not really a waffler I'm more of I'm just a chill guy you know I'm chill
I'm injured as well so these are these are the things no self promo okay fair
enough fair enough shades in Australia yeah make shades 50p yeah I mean I yeah
maybe that's a good business choice so might start doing that soon thanks to
Dragon my big up to you yeah I mean prime what do you guys think of prime
just as a drink, not the team, the team's horror. The drink might be worse though,
to be fair. What do you guys think of the drink of crime? Let's just have a conversation here.
Yeah, horror. Yeah, some people are swearing saying it that bad. That's pretty crazy actually.
I'm sure Norley's just not going to be happy with that. But you know what,
someone said pee. You know what, I don't condone that. Prime is allegedly a good drink.
to people who have no taste buds.
So I'll just say that for free.
If you are wondering why I'm not smiling,
even though we won the league,
that's because of you guys, actually, the keeper,
that keeper might be,
that might be a tier one level goalkeeper.
I will say that for free about Jinj.
Jinj was a fantastic keeper
and he made about 500 saves today.
So big up to Jinj.
What did you guys think of Jinj as the keeper?
In fact, yeah, and what do you guys think
of me as a player as well?
ginger the keeper and miss there six six miss player thank you guys thank you
thank you w w w yes yes w w so yeah okay so miss player yeah w w w thank you
thank you guys thank you lot man thank you very much man w key the w player
w player sick player shocking shocking I'm guessing you're talking about just
He's not shocking. He's elite. He saved so many shots. He helped you guys win the game today.
You're sick. I think that said, it moved too quick.
Yeah, I mean, where's Ginge? I wanted to come here and speak to Ginge, but I've ended up waiting for him for about 15, 15 years.
It would be nice to talk to him on stream, but what can you really do?
I think you've got to get changed.
to get changed. So you guys hear that? Jinj could not care less about you. He's going
to get changed. He prioritized getting changed over you lot doing something cool together.
Yeah? So what can you do? Where the hell is he? I'm about to leave. I absolutely disgrace.
Chazza about the bottle
We need tears.
There's no tears, then.
In the ball.
In the ball.
So much.
It's a way to ruin the vibe, Chaz.
You said that all the time.
Yeah, well, it's champions.
We have a recycle.
Chaz, you make me sick. You disgusting mess.
So I'm guessing it's just not coming. You don't care. Jin's never cares about us
All right guys well
We've had a good time
We've had a good journey today. You're welcome for the result
at the end of the day, we're all family and
and Jun's needed to have his moment this season because he's not going to have it at the O2.
So guys, thank you. Thank you for all your support. I look forward to winning the ball
league for you guys because United, we have a connection. I'm actually a United
try and say we have a connection deep down and yeah guys don't look back in
anger is the words which I'll leave you to I'll leave you with another speech
actually yesterday's history tomorrow is a mystery and today is a present that's
That's why they call it the gift.
So everyone, I want you guys to live your days as gifts and presents and just enjoy yourselves
because today is the present.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, guys, bye.
I did want to speak to James here, but he don't care about any of you, so I haven't
got it.
And this is outrageous, by the way, because we've won the lead, so there's no bottle for my business.
Well, there is, actually. Yeah. Thanks, Justin.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah.
Want to say anything?
Um...
Leave it.
No, I'll leave it here.
Yeah?
I'll leave it here.
Help Jim so I can't get it to speak to him.
Yeah, he didn't care.
Yeah, well, I'll pass the message on.
Do you need support at the bottom floor?
I'm not watching that.
Fair enough?
Fair enough.
Don't worry, mate.
What a girl.
Great guy.
Great guy.
Ew.
Now what?
It's working on a certain Morgan now.
I'm gonna check, they're not taking the first step down.
Dude, let's see if he starts...
No, Jack, that's been awkward on purpose.
Colin, I don't know whose number he's just left.
Oh, shit.
What a nasty number.
I could have done something in the future.
Fuck.
What song do you want to sing, what song do you want to sing, has to be one I know obviously.
At what point does CMC take his clothes off?
Let's go hit that song
I'm out of payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent and it's on you
Where are the times gone?
Maybe it's all
This isn't as it's on you
I don't work um let me tell him let me tell him let me tell him okay show
This leak is number.
I heard Morgan mate United United yeah okay mate yeah my referee performance
was so sick and so was my goalkeeping performance yeah I know mate it was
sensational yeah thanks mate anyway I think I'm gonna win now all right
mate don't me to send over a raid yeah you can do it so yeah you thinking oh
I'll let chat decide. Alright mate, no worries. I'll just take a few more pictures with some fans.
Let's put the phone down on me.
Well I can't actually end the stream without his permission because he could come back in the next 30 seconds.
But we'll land someone up.
I decide.
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
So another and Jakey because you're gonna go go over to Jakey anyway. Oh
I've got
I don't know the last time he was raided.
Oh we could do noons.
Could do noons or 5 star Azzee.
Won't be raiding yet.
Or I read my offline channel and you guys go follow it.
Obviously I'm joking.
Corey? Tommy? Yo I think there's some bots in this chat asking for Tommy. I think there's
some, I think he sent over some chatbots. Mod, can we get rid of them please?
because they cannot be real people. Surely not.
Okay, I'm going to close my eyes. The first name I see, that's who we're going to raid when he ends.
Three, two, one. That's even Cora.
Okay.
Watch out, he's on 148 viewers.
Made my decision.
Read my mate.
Yo, Lee, just chill back in there, bro.
Chill back in there, bro.
Jinx here.
Jinx used on 43k thousand 43k thousand
Oh my fucking god he can play in goal, he can referee, what can he not do?
Honest to fucking god
Honest that, I'm not, what a fucking gaming goal
Was it good?
Yeah
Jack, if you give over me your MVP, honestly, please, please do.
I actually can't believe it.
Oh, Nick, I think you got fucking done in, didn't it?
You did, I think you got something stuck in.
Oh, cheers, mate.
Oh, let me see what...
So you're thinking about what I'm about?
That's it, I'm with a good job.
I'm not about that, I'm just coming at you.
Fucking hell, I'm not about the witness court, he's fucking, we want the files, oh yeah,
let me, I'll be speaking to Felix, don't worry, I'll be passing them on now, SDS
I've got there anyway, so they should be out soon and I'll definitely pass in them on 100%
100% no problem whatsoever. But chat, thank you so much for tonight. I really enjoyed my last
night at Borla League. We'll see what happens next season. Listen, never say never but I can't
guarantee it, chat. But yeah, absolutely fantastic. What a way to end referee the game. I said
it was easy the last three seasons. It's easy. I went in goal. We played unbelievable. We beat
top of the league absolutely fantastic what a way to fucking end honestly thank
you so so fucking much I mean I don't like I don't know but chat thank you so
much for everything I appreciate your support all season I know it's not been
the best but thank you so much for the sub the bits the gifted everything you
guys are unbelievable so thank you so much I'm gonna get changed I'm gonna
go to the hotel have a shower I fly to Barcelona in about six hours so chat
it's been an absolute honor thank you so
you
you
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