angryginge13
š„BARCALONA!!!š„CHAZZA AND BEANO!š„EXPLORING!š„SECURITY BRUCE!š„SOCCER AID MOTM!!š„GAMING!š„KING!š„
05-19-2026 Ā· 4h 43m
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No, I'm out of notes, I'm out of notes, are you okay?
Right, what's your name?
I'm... Don't have a card this time though.
Okay.
Hang on, hang on.
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Are we on, silly?
Oh.
I don't think it's work.
Have you caused the right one?
We are on stream, Ben.
No, we're not, aren't we?
Are we not?
Don't fuck with us.
Oh, no.
Yes, we are, Ben!
We are on stream.
We're in Barcelona.
How are we all doing?
Yes we are.
How is everyone doing?
Right.
We are in Barcelona today.
And as you know, since the side
and charity match, and obviously
Bino's been, he's had a lot going on.
We need security.
Now, we would like to introduce you
to our security
Bruce.
What's up, Bruce?
Yeah.
You know what, Bruce?
You doing good?
Well, basically, you know now that I'm saying that.
So I'm speaking with me, Bruce.
Sorry.
So, what we're gonna do today, one thing as well,
we are obviously gonna go shopping in the streets of Oslo now, and, uh...
Let me just cut this fucking shit!
Pedre's here!
He's here!
I'm not even joking on my marzly.
Pedre's in the house and we're going there.
Can we go see it, go there right, boy?
Yeah, Pedre's.
It's a six and a half hour wait to go and see Pedre.
He's just a shit coming man, he's a problem, you know?
just get you to fucking get us to the front, bro, and Bruce.
I want to see if you can get Bruce to test it out.
You can test it out.
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I'm here to enjoy myself raw, oh there you go Tim!
Chaz, how are we all doing?
We are now in Barcelona.
Some would say we're in Barcelona.
As the boys are here, obviously we've brought Jinx with us
because we thought we'd help him out.
And obviously he's actually behind the scenes.
You can't talk about it.
Done something really naughty
that's really pissed me a bit off today.
So we are going to be using his card for shopping on streams.
Can we get a 716 in the chat
if Jinx should pay for everything today?
Yes, Chaz, I hope you are doing well.
First of all, what a game yesterday was at Borla League.
Wow, we are fucking unbelievable.
Shame you couldn't do that every week,
but I hope you all enjoyed the game.
We are live in Barcelona.
The beauty of the building is gorgeous.
The sun is shining, it is hot.
But I'm also streaming, speaking to you lot,
but also I've got another John Manzanay
to protect these two, I secure it.
So, we need it back.
Chat as well, I've got some new shades.
Ferrari Ray-Bans.
He sees me, that's his fifth pair.
We're at a Gadsie, we're at a Gadsie, Ferrari, Ferrari.
Right, so what are we going to do?
I think, it's a chat, we're on the main strip
in Barcelona, we've got a Barcelona shop there.
Then we're going to go to some fuck off cathedral
that's meant to be really cool.
And that's worse.
Who did you go with?
First look.
Who did you go with?
Who did you go with?
Because I remember I went for Katie.
Oh, lovely, let's go.
Oh wait, we were together.
We were together.
Hey, look at double D, who did you win?
Oh, is that right?
Yeah, there's...
You know what you do on the day?
You do be nothing but...
You fucking putt...
I mean, you're not giving him a bottle of milk as I keep off.
Is that an extra?
Is that right?
What?
An extra?
Expressions ain't with us.
Nice.
Ain't with us in speaking of expression.
What's man talking about?
Man's looking like a...
Well, speaking of expressions, football is on tonight, and obviously we could win the
fucking League of Expressions.
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Arsenal!
Meena would you like to tell us about your new fan love?
So yesterday I went towards Arsenal versus Anberney
and honestly, it made me fall in love with football.
One now one versus Burnley.
Arsenal corner, the atmosphere was electric,
it felt like it was at my granny's funeral again,
times ten, it was buzzing, the place was buzzing.
You alright Bruce?
Yeah, I'm just making sure.
But now I'm an Arsenal fan though,
absolute great club and stuff like that.
He's just making sure we're secure.
Chat, by the way, everyone's going to put W shot.
We need to try Spanish McDonald's because I've heard they've got chicken wings.
They've got chicken wings in the moment first.
Check them out.
They've got chicken wings, so we're definitely going to have to try them.
Yes, that's the gun chat, right?
Hello mate.
No, that's the point.
Oh!
Out of the room, mate.
Ooh!
Out of the room.
Is that an airport?
Ha ha ha!
You're an airport!
Ha!
Yeah, mate.
Well, here we go!
You're on your foot, mate.
No, you're right.
Fucking hell, we're only five, six, three, two, one, give us up!
Woo hoo!
Five gifteeer!
Ha ha ha!
We love gifteeer, we love gifteeer, we love gifteeer!
Is that, is that a place, mate?
Show up, you fucking little dweeb, man.
Ha ha ha ha!
You go up, you fucking ex, you just been...
You've been ex, you've been a bore, mate, you know what you do.
No, you know what, we'll go meet Petri. We'll go meet Petri.
We'll go meet Petri.
Shut up!
O'Connor, for even a five, give me that!
Ree rocks, for even a 200 bucks. I mean, for even a tier one sub.
Lorain, for even a tier one sub.
I must leave though, I'm not taking no shit today.
Chelsea, by the way, better batter Tottenham tonight.
Okay, that's the one thing.
Two, Southampton have been kicked out of play-offs.
So, what does that mean? Does that mean Millwall or Hull of Fruit?
Or is that the final? What does that mean?
What does that mean? I'm not sure.
Aiden Chivir 25, mate. Jack from the 120th Street.
Oh my God, go on the bike.
Can we talk about something amazing?
Can we talk about him? Capy is ass-ball ass-ball.
Oh my God, I'm not enjoying that life.
I've seen that life.
We saw him capy his ass-chigling it.
Yeah, I know.
Bro, it was crazy.
What a must-le ass.
It's so annoying he didn't roll over.
But most of you've rolled over.
I saw him zoom as amazing.
I've seen it in four minutes.
Oh, really?
Yeah, the same sort of army. Imagine the same sort of army.
I've got a couple of lads here, I'll take the photos.
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine. Of course it's fine.
I saw a good last year. I got...
Well, I was at my bar and I saw you live.
And I was like Bruce Lola. I was in a really big gang and I was like...
You're a bit stupid.
I just hate it.
You're being a redneck to keep on with me.
Thank you so much, mate.
Hey, come here.
You guys are nice.
Oh, what the fuck do you know?
Cheers.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Have you seen the pepperies down there by the way?
Pepperies?
Yeah, he's in the other shop.
Okay, we're going down.
Why did you guys not do the Tinder?
Why we not do Tinder?
I think you asked too good.
Yeah, I did very good.
Obviously, I've got the Irish accent so it helps a lot.
What was I thinking?
What was I thinking?
I think Gandhi said, who?
Gandhi?
Gandhi?
Alright.
Gandhi said, close your mouth pass, before you take a meal on a dead.
Yeah, we're going.
Hey guys, I'll tell you a story about the priest, and I'll listen to what we did, are you alright
with the photos today?
Honestly, I just think that's the last one I could do today, because obviously, I fucking
did, let's get this label straight, she looks like Tase.
Oh, it's not.
Oh, listen, is that you kept filming kids earlier, champ?
She fucking does.
He's got that t-shirt a little bit of cat eye looking in there.
Tell him to tell me how's that t-shirt?
It is, it is.
What? Where the hell are the POV t-shirts?
Hey, t-shirts been doing as hard as they've been, boss Luna.
That's as long as Shale wants to be, you know, over here.
Yeah, actually, it does fully look like him, though.
That's got green eyes.
Green eyes.
Green eyes.
Let's walk up that way.
Why are we going?
There's a massive one and then there's a massive one.
So you can even go to the massive one or the massive one.
Which one? Pick a number. What is that way?
You choose where we go.
There's the stream captain that everyone that way because I've been the boss for a long time.
I've only been here a long time.
Who did he come by, son?
Of course, Patrick's a big boy now.
Oh yeah, he is, isn't he?
I don't know, who did he come with, I can't remember.
When you went in there, like, what time, like, 4 o'clock,
there's no way Patrick's still in there.
He's getting both hands.
Chapter 212, if you want us to go beat Patrick.
To be fair, they all said two as you down there, anyway.
Let's hang on a bit, lad. Let's hang on.
That was fine.
Cheers, Bruce.
Bruce, slow us down, we're going to have...
Yeah, people.
Bruce is very satchly to go.
We're getting too close behind me, Bruce.
That's it, yeah, Bruce. Can you just protect me?
Not this side.
Protect this side.
Bruce, I've got that to you back.
No, Bruce.
Just be careful.
Thanks, Bruce.
Bruce, I've got that to you back.
That's hot!
I think you're in traffic.
Thanks Bruce, thanks Bruce, thanks King
It doesn't look like a feed up
Hey Bruce!
Keep going mate
Thanks Bruce, thanks Bruce, thanks Bruce
There's some fitties in a span yard
We've only been here a few hours, we've only been here a few hours, yeah
Yeah, I know.
Thank you, buddy.
Thank you.
What's the trouble?
What's the trouble?
Where's the trouble?
Where's the trouble?
Oh, sorry, David.
Here, see, it's a grand club.
I'm gonna go.
I like it.
I forgot my fucking sleeves up and everything.
Nice insight.
What's the necessary?
That's a scapegoat.
I'm gonna go.
Where's the trouble?
I'm gonna go.
Where's the trouble?
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
That's me.
Like old store.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Like old store. I've got an Ip in there.
Oh you don't?
Oh here you go mate.
He's my old and young.
So if I could buy you a jazz or not.
You're in the bathroom in the bathroom.
I don't want to ask you.
I don't want to ask you.
I don't want to ask you.
I've got a whole set.
80 euro.
Mate that's not messy.
I mean it looks more like Aliei than messy.
I look sick.
It actually looks like Aliei.
I've never ever built a single bit of Lego ever.
I've never built a Lego set ever.
It's not that bad, isn't it?
I've never thought of it.
It's all we do.
Ginger.
Ginger is 25.
What?
It's 25.50.
Oh my God, it's easier.
Who was it, Chad?
He wasn't chat.
Definitely soon as he gets in your mind Carl.
Thank you very much that I appreciate that.
My sugar mama.
L reaction, L reaction.
If we get 25 would you?
I'd do a manless.
I'd do a manless.
I'd do a manless.
I'd do a manless.
I'd do a manless.
I'd do a manless.
Oh, maybe not.
You can eat some more.
I don't want to teach you less.
I said pronounce Cahidral.
I thought it would be bigger in person.
I thought it would be a bit bigger.
Is it?
It was in the lighthouse door.
How do you do that?
We're really thank you for that.
Let's say one sub. I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Well, it's easy. Thank you very much, I love it.
I love it. Thank you.
We're here for a holiday.
Not to holiday.
And what does this then?
It's a business trip, because we're here working.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We're here on the parade.
We're here on holiday?
We're here on the parade.
I've worked holiday?
No, no, no.
You're here to work.
For us.
OK?
Because I'm loose.
Who's shot dead or is my shot fucked?
I shot looking to death.
I shot looking to death.
I've got no aura.
Refresh your jacket.
Refresh.
Keep it neat.
Just get out of there.
Get out of there.
Get out of there.
You've got to be badly lucky, man.
Cos, mate, you've got to get the key down.
What are you saying?
User jack.
I'm going to get you a one-stop.
Quick, user jack.
Denders dressing.
Airport bad.
You want to get to keeping safe in the whole show,
and then take the piss out of her.
She's genuinely stressed, like, you know,
there's no way, there's no way that's going to happen.
You've got to sleep in your bed.
No, it's not actually.
That was such a good experience.
a good experience. Yes they may take you being at the arsechart was genuinely, I'd say top
ten experiences at the Emirates. Yeah that was good. I count on chair chat, on chair
chat, it's fucking devastating. There's not really much that's counting in here, it's
nothing palesing to me. I have a few details, I'm not that much. I've got an idea for a
full segment, so as you can see there's Legos left behind you, I say give us three mats,
We're both the best sculptor in the world, I'm just giving it a price.
What price?
Uh, Master Bayer, whatever, an X.
You wanna pick one thing from the Lager?
That could be a cool concept, I'll be honest with you guys.
I'm out with the Fred gifted!
I'm out with the Fred gifted!
It's probably not worth my time.
What is the building competition?
I'm not sure these kids are forced.
I think on that note, we get out.
No, we get out.
What?
Yeah.
I think we just end up, what is this, a dance, you know?
And a Lego, pal, is this it?
Come to the Lego store, we're doing a ball Lego.
I'm not a fan of the fire gifted.
It's pretty cool, isn't it?
You can make that a leg out of it.
You can make anything, mate.
It's actually nice, you can make that a leg out of it.
You could actually be asked to build a full-on Hogwarts.
That would actually be safe.
Yeah, well, you could.
He's talking in there some room, right?
And he's building Hogwarts, so I kick him out.
Sorry, what's that about?
Yeah, Harry Potter's actually good.
Harry Potter's sad.
Why would you kick him out?
Is he the personal, is that the reason?
No, I'm just curious why he kicked him out.
And he's sad, building Hogwarts, you like him?
Yeah, but that's sad, he'd be a bastard.
Did you try to pick a bug?
There'll be some Spaniards that'll understand English and look out at the door now.
These are buried in the road!
A good point to use then for a statement.
Just break the wall please.
This is shit.
That's some shit, John.
Just secure it.
Thank you for a second.
Yeah, probably because JK Rowland about my click.
Well, so, how round are you done?
Oh, I like that. You don't know.
This is the thing, innit?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, there's loads of police there.
There's Petra.
I'll get Petra in.
Yeah.
Let's not get arrested on this stream.
Yeah, don't watch over the camera.
The police is face to face.
There's one thing you've been doing.
You know what, there's what you don't mess with.
I'll tell you what, you're a thingie, mate.
Yo, stitch, five out of two, one.
Don't mess with Spanish police, because they'll fuck you up.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think he's done a good shift.
We've never been here at like three o'clock Spanish time.
Yeah.
Let's go, quick, guys.
It's fine.
Bye, you brus.
Bye, you brus.
Cheers, brus.
Bye, brus.
You've got to leave this here, don't you?
Yeah, he's gone.
Basically, this is the Adidas store.
He's inside, and that's why there's a shit for the people around it.
We were unknown, eh?
So we just won't kill again?
I don't think we can, because we need to find out.
We should just film it all day, I told you.
I don't think we'll fight really.
We shouldn't have camped in there.
They've got police on that ground.
Oh yeah, let this police in there.
Let's prepare the video.
I'm Pedra's cousin.
He's English one.
I'm Pedra's English cousin. Do you reckon they'd let me in?
No, but I think they'd let me in.
We're sensitive in media.
I think we'd let them to do this side quest.
We're here with the BBC.
Pedra is inside the Adidas store
and we are seconds away from witnessing greatness. There's a hundred of people
going around, Pedri, a huge player for Barcelona and we'll see what he's going to
do as you sign a few photos. We'll see the police. It's absolutely covered in police
people.
Gov'n around the Adidas store.
Hundreds of people gov'n around the Adidas store just to witness the great
man, the number 20 that is Pedri, just before he takes off in the European
World Cup Championship.
There are rumors of an injury at this
minute in time, we've not heard or saw any
injuries at this minute in time.
Yeah mate.
Looks like Nigel from BBC.
Yeah, must be a BBC fan.
Oh my God, is that angry?
Are you okay mate, yeah?
Yes.
I'm good, thank you.
Famous interviewer.
So, of course, we are just going to be
sitting here waiting there and there's
hundreds of shirts in there with Paddy, waiting to be signed, people have queued in all day,
hours upon hours, police have caged it off, no one in, no one out, and we'll see what happens
in the following hours.
Moment of the Spanish Translation.
Hola, mi amor bino, viva Enderi in the land of the North Day.
I was going to say I thought I'd already seen this swing with James and someone else.
That was cool, cool thing I stopped there because I thought he's going to put, he's a speaker Irish
What is the program of your favorite of the Simpsons?
Do you know what I actually said in the jet?
Because in the outskirts of the jet it's my favorite program of the Simpsons
Me and my favorite of the Simpsons?
Me am a lion
Oh sorry boys, I don't work now, he's going to come out in a minute you can tell
When he comes out, when he comes out
I want a drink, I want a drink
My fucker!
No, I'm not!
Look at the fuck you need!
I'll be out of here!
Fuck you!
There you go, there you go.
Yeah?
Perjee!
I'm not fucking here, mate!
I'll get it, I'll get it!
I'll bend it into a saw saw!
And then I'll get in top of you then.
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Can you see him?
I can't get in top of you then!
No, I can't see him!
I can't see him!
You still have a gender coming up?
I can see Michael van Gaaren!
What are you doing?
No, no, be not!
Oh, my God!
Oh, well, well, well, I generally just think you've just the clinical shoulder.
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
We're doing ambulance stimulates.
Wow!
And then you've had a personal dig at me, haven't you?
Yeah, Pedri's in the hospital.
What, Pedri, Pedri?
Yes, Pedri, Pedri.
It's either Pedri or Lina Messa.
What?
BBC is here.
BBC is here.
Are you a big fan of Pedri?
Oh, I love him.
I love him.
You've got to be on the BBC?
Yeah, why not?
Oh, OK.
What's your name?
Leon.
Yeah, so we're pre-required for BBC interviews.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Huge thing going on.
Yeah, yeah.
So we're joined by Leon, are you a Barcelona fan?
Massive.
Massive.
Definitely a Arsenal fan.
Right.
So we're joined by Leon, a huge Barcelona fan from Essex.
Leon, what brings you over to the Adidas store that Pedra is inside today?
Just Pedra is the aura.
The aura of Pedra.
Just the play, the play-making.
What is it about Pedra that makes this relationship that he's got with a fan so special?
We've seen all season as he lists the La Liga title, so many good games under his belt.
He's got a relationship with the fans. What is it about Pedri the fans love?
That's someone from Essex. I just...
Sorry, I'm sorry.
We've got to do another card. Can we just take a set?
Card 2.
Sorry, I thought it was something else.
No, no, you're alright.
I'll translate, but don't worry.
Oh, sorry.
Go on.
What is it about the fans and Pedri? Why is it that such a strong connection?
The passion, the enthusiasm.
I don't know how we...
She's got something driving on there.
And Fred is in front of you right now.
Sorry mate, that's just a bit too aggressive on that one.
We're going to go for a cut and scene three.
And what's your name?
My name is Ben Fuss.
And what's your name?
My name is Ben Olli.
Hello, I'm the owner of Muscle Perform.
No, I translate.
You know the Spanish.
You just do English.
Do you speak Spanish?
No.
I'm not a bomber.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, nice.
Fucking hell, we're not from the BBC.
Hi man, how are you?
We love gift there, we love gift there, we love gift there, we love gift there.
Look at all the sides, that's good.
Tastes as well.
Tastes looks like Pedra.
Yeah, that's trash.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I haven't just consulted him.
Get closer, get higher closer, I don't even realise mate, there's under the pubes.
I've got a lot of love and admiration. Yeah, it's Pedry, chat, it's Pedry.
Fine, thank you for the terrible summer as well, thank you.
No, we were in the shop, I got some shoes, and we were in the shop when everyone was lining up, we just walked down.
I don't think we were lying down actually.
Yeah, I don't know, everyone was just waiting in luck, but there was a six and a half hour queue.
How are you?
Yeah, if you like to see a penny you've got to weigh six and a half dollars.
I'm so worth it though.
It ain't.
I mean, to be fair that wasn't three o'clock and it's now eight and he's leaving so...
Yeah, some people have definitely been given the chance.
You know that? Are we sure he's leaving?
Nah, I've got to be honest with you, I haven't got a place he's leaving either.
Shall we, shall we later?
I'm angry, might be in there.
Boy, he's probably on there, aye?
Let me have a look from here.
You're not ringing?
The shop does look empty now.
Jim's calling.
Give him a call.
I'm not better than you, I'm worse.
I don't know, this is your Instagram.
What's that?
How do you do that?
Wee!
Why are you talking?
Can't we land on fucking speed?
That's a great guy.
Listen mate.
listen he's very cat
oh he's here
a key! a key!
right shall we keep it moving because I ain't standing here till fucking Pudgy walls are the five-
let's be honest if it was Declan
gets in his car and folks off to his mansion
if it was Declan
right that just sounded like you know what he's going to do there
he's gonna do that yeah he's obviously oh he is in there is that I can see
is there he's fucking there fuck the carriage has thank you there he is again
chest mate get the shot he's on the machine board he's a fucking good player
I've heard he's alright I can't hide his feet and shopping again I don't think he's coming
He's an A9 brother.
He's an A9 brother.
He's an A9 brother.
He's an A9 brother.
Is he?
Yeah, he's the guy with IGGM on his ass.
On his ass?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't even do IGGM anymore.
He's not.
I shouldn't have do it because he is not.
Oh, services.
Fuck it off.
Right.
Are you ready to keep walking?
Let's go.
He's coming, now you go.
He isn't.
Let's go.
Start a chant, start a chant, start a chant.
Petrie, Petrie, Petrie, Petrie, Petrie, Petrie, Petrie.
If I close my eyes it's still happening.
Petrie, Petrie.
Man, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Petrie, Petrie, Petrie.
What happens if you're a fucking funeral people?
It's not a funeral.
What happens if you're a funeral?
Oh, OK, I get it.
Right, shall we go then?
Right, let's go.
We'll show you what a funeral is.
I couldn't do the job.
I say visca and you say borsa visca
Wait wait wait wait I say visca you say borsa visca borsa visca borsa
visca
He's warfing my wrath
Fuck fuck
I'm going to beat them, I'm going to beat them.
What is that boys?
He's saying we should do something about the bivouid.
Fuckin' hell he's got it all timed.
He also got it all timed.
Keep your spot bro keep your spot.
watch this fucking jump on the bike
Get the f**king decoy!
Out in there!
Get the f**king decoy!
Go get him!
He's just f**king run!
Get the f**king decoy!
It's a lot more than that!
Come everyone, come boys, someone will get hurt.
Keep the cruise, keep the cruise.
That's a good take off there, ref.
Good take off.
What's going on?
I thought you were going to hit it.
Man, that was fucked up.
Fuck, I've got the hang of this all.
He's out of his hand.
Oh, he's playing, yeah. He gave us the high five.
He saw Jinz. He saw Jinz, mate.
He went...
He's out of that far. I've had five people who I was on the piggyback.
They just stood...
I mean, nice. I think he's still in there.
That was a deep dive.
But I'm also on the ass.
So, can we go?
We're lovin' the camels.
Think of the putt.
What?
Jinz watches as Pejio walks past.
Jones, Heinz and Sazer, why's he doing this to us?
Self-centred fuck!
Look at you standing there, he's standing there thinking shit about us.
You want to just spur on us from your highest pedestal?
You want to have a smile?
Spur on me, daddy, spur on me!
You filthy little fuck!
Fucking weirdo.
I'll go in the store now, he's gone.
What did he think?
I mean, these guys aren't letting the police in.
No, they aren't disguised as they are.
Well, I mean they are right in the comments, eh?
Oh, yeah, no, there is a plan.
Well, that's it. We have money to miss.
Hedry today, here on the BBC.
It's very unfortunate.
It's very unlucky, but...
That's the issue in the studio.
Cheers, Geoff.
That's the issue in the studio.
Let's keep it ticking.
I'm there.
Do you know when we have to leave traffic fives on a Wednesday, it's actually similar?
It is.
It's crazy.
It's actually similar.
Please stay to the media.
Ah, Tress.
Fucking genius.
He's a fucking genius.
Oh, it's everything, it's everything.
It's a shit.
Oh, just get under me.
I don't think that he's in.
I actually think he's mad at me, it's seven hours and he's just gone.
Petri's in there, okay.
Where is he from?
I think he's from Barcelona.
He's from the Netherlands.
But you know when you start, what was that D-Quick?
I don't think it was a D-Quick. The whole crowd went running after him.
It had never happened before.
It had been thirty-nine minutes until the game that meant just Premier League champions kicked off.
City will beat Bournemouth.
It's much good.
I don't know if it was.
Oh, it's been explained why Southampton have been kicked out of championships.
Oh my God, we'll have a look.
Do you agree with that? Or do you think it's a bit harsh?
I think it's a bit harsh to be honest.
I think it's my husband.
No, I don't have it.
I personally don't think it's anything wrong, despite what you think, if I'm honest.
Is it a half-seven kickoff?
Going on ahead, aren't we?
It's not cheating. It's not cheating. I think it's harsh.
So does Hull take their place?
I don't know, yeah, who takes their place then?
Spying is what's the cheat, yeah, but loads of people do it.
You just don't get caught.
It's not a Spain till you get caught.
Do you know what I mean?
Until you get caught, it's just having a look.
Fun story, I really got arrested in Spain for spying.
Really?
Yeah.
So, I was at the NFL game in Madrid.
They had this thing called a closed ball.
You know, Tom Brady did this thing called a spy game.
spy game. Oh yeah, I don't spy. So basically you're not allowed to film before pregame.
I was just filming their training session and then armed police come up to the box,
me and Taser and demanded our passports and made sure it looked over my phone and made
sure I deleted all videos. You should hold it there.
Guys, just hold it back, please.
Send your live people across.
I feel unsafe, Bruce.
I feel unsafe, Bruce.
Alright.
He's heading me up, he's going to park.
He's behind me, behind me, he's over there.
That's me.
That's what I say, what, what, what.
I was hoping they'd been caught for spying three teams.
Three teams?
I wonder if one was asked or that's why they batted you.
Oh my god that's true.
We might have a bad future.
Yeah, Dave, they could have spotted us.
They could have taken us.
As soon as...
They're closed.
What the fuck?
What the hell was that?
That's sweet.
Bro.
Fuck.
That was a little...
Fuck.
Fuck it.
It's closed.
That's sweet.
It's closed, Brad.
No, I know. We're near the coffin.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's really subtle at the time when you buy the woodcourt, but it's quite hot in the sky.
It's not a drone, it's a flat.
What's the weather like? The weather's actually good.
Yeah, the weather's flat.
I suppose some cream on yet, but it is quite hot.
It gets hot tomorrow, but it's 30 tomorrow.
Is it?
Yeah.
It's been 20s trackers.
Yeah, it's been like 20s today.
I'm gonna wear shorts.
The hottest it gets whilst we're here is 23.
Definitely 23.
Oh really?
That's a good heat.
Get it up, you know I need help, I don't want to let the girls go crazy, and I should
not let them go, oh shut up, shut up, oh God, oh God, oh God, you know I like to live
home, I like to live here for the rest of my life, you know, I like to live in London,
but now I'm funny, oh, I'm killing it now, can I have this please, is that Fanda Limon,
No, it's just lemon juice.
Oh, can I have a Red Bull?
You want Red Bull?
You have two Red Bulls please, right?
Yeah, why don't you have one?
Thank you.
A lemon, please.
Four for four.
Do you want a drink, sir?
A quaternico?
No, no, no.
Not good.
I like it
I like it
It's Spanish
Thanks
What's your name?
My name is Macaroon
Oh
It's a nice
I like
I like
the way it looks
Thank you
Thank you
Oh wait, oh wait.
Two hundred and two hundred.
One hundred and one.
One hundred and one.
Beautiful.
He should have.
He's made a clear F, but he shouldn't have, shouldn't he?
He made a clear Sunt of the Bull.
He tried cutting the Bull.
I say no reason why he would record, I don't say.
But he's with a Japanese accent.
If you went for a seven...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
The chat, is it?
No, it's actually like you can take it.
Shall we go straight?
I mean, I really do want to watch it chat, but I mean, we are in Barcelona, we probably shouldn't.
Just do a football watch on.
Football running in the graphic corner.
There'll be bars in there.
Oh, we could just get pissed and win the league.
By the way, chat, me and Ben...
I'm liking it.
Me and Ben, we're going to start a new channel, Jew channel.
We decided last night after going football, called Bethbless.
And we're just going to go to loads of football games around the world, just us two, and just get pissed at them.
Wait, wait, okay.
People go fuck up my area. That was not my area.
You're right.
It's good to know.
Josh, we actually had this idea last year, but we couldn't do it this year because it was so fuzzy.
What's that?
We're going to do a drill channel.
You want to join?
It's a year longer drill channel, isn't it?
You're two buzzers.
You can barely win the fucking buff channel.
You're two buzzers.
You're two buzzers.
You're two buzzers.
You're two buzzers.
I can barely even the fucking buff channel.
No, so, so basically we're chatting, do we, 640 in the chat, if it's a good concept?
So, we're gonna start the dev boys, where we just go to like loads of European matches,
like big games abroad or like non-league games.
Fogdom and egos, you just get pissed about it.
Oh look, we're fogging.
Just very well fogged.
Yeah.
Look at the markets here and stuff.
Yeah mate, it's cool down here.
There's a big cathedral round here as well.
Is it? No mate.
Yeah, it's proper Spanish round here.
Is it?
Mate, proper.
Well, technically, fun fact, other day,
Barcelona don't want to be a port of Spain.
It's called Catalonia, and they're like,
looking for independence.
Really?
Pint BarƧa?
Yeah, Catalonia.
No way.
Yeah, Dublin always lies.
Pint BarƧa, I don't know how to do that.
Shall we have a look down at what they used to sell here?
What do you think of my top as well, power like Bankeran?
It's actually a water baller.
Wrong way, Jim, it's Jim Drick.
Go and hit the toilet, hit the toilet.
Oh, that's the open side.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Sorry, I was doing it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
That's the most, that's the most.
That's the most.
I've got the most.
I've got the most.
Second photo, second photo.
All right.
I'll show you something else.
I'll show you something.
It's in there, what's in there?
Just give me that.
OK mate, you all right?
You all right?
Close for me, yeah?
I'll call you by that then.
OK, here we go.
Is that your phone?
I'm gonna take your phone.
I'll be 40.
Yeah, perfect. Thank you very much.
Have a nice day mate.
Have a nice day mate.
Have a nice day mate.
Have a nice day mate.
Have a nice day mate.
Have a nice day mate.
Have a nice day mate.
He shook my fingers.
He shook one of my fingers.
That's just life, I'm all set.
All right.
Me and Pally get more leather.
You need to buy a wide lens.
You need to buy a wide lens.
You said you've not got a wide lens.
Yeah, please, you have to eat more.
Oh, so that's not a wide list?
Yeah.
How do I eat?
Oh, really?
It's good.
They eat that at best stores.
They do it, this is called the yellow pockets.
Is it? No, you're dirty.
Yep.
They don't, they're not actually...
Oh, I love it.
They told you.
You can ring this.
Oh, my good boys, we should get back to Barcelona, Tanoos.
Oh, my God, that would be so old.
I'm going to write this down, it's certainly unbelievable holiday.
Do you see it? Do I move the board down too?
If I don't move it first of all this, it's going to be on my own.
That's because the group's got that full of stuff.
No, probably not.
Anyway, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to get it to you.
What's that?
They don't even know about why.
We're only joking. Chat the group's not in there.
You've got ginger on your teeth. You've still got a year left when you come to church.
Yeah, you've got the ginger on your teeth.
We've got ginger tied down.
Do you look like an undercover boys man?
No he doesn't, he generally looks like a...
And that taking his family to bed at all.
Or a security guard.
Or is that right? I can't lie.
Do I nip in there?
No, but I've heard it's pretty legit in there.
All those shoes are fucking lethal.
Leafle?
Leafle?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
A six?
Why, let the girl go crazy.
Will the sambas mirror lock you?
Fuck off.
This is such a good shop, it's damn hot there.
Why does it get your fault in that, James?
That, imagine we're in Emmercourt
Oh Freddy Krueger's
Oh Jace, look there
Yeah, it's Richard
That's pretty weird
I think it's Volgar all that like
Oh thank you
Oh my god, if anyone can pull these off
I don't think they look very masculine
I'm not judging you
But that's actual counting, is it?
Yeah, obviously not
I think it
I think it's fucking good
Client's hateful.
Oh, does it, yeah.
Generally, that action, check it out, that's probably his cow, isn't it?
Look.
It probably is.
Fuck off.
Good bit.
Did you hear that?
Right.
That's a little too much.
Mmm, maybe.
It's awesome.
You can get out of there.
Oh, I got a funny pack.
Oh, what?
Funny pack.
Oh, what a funny pack.
How big are they?
Oh, 30 there first.
It's not the best.
Let's go.
That's more clear.
We've got something to go first.
You've got to look for that.
That's better.
Oh is it?
I don't know if it's from the McKaylons.
Oh I see.
That's just over there.
Oh my gosh, 1-0 chat.
No, just found you 1-0.
It's nearly as if you're dead.
No, no, no.
You're plug-in 1-0.
Ah, 1-0.
I'd play with my emotions tonight.
Come on, let's keep it walking.
We go, go.
Wait, I'll come, let's go.
Keep it moving, that's keep it moving.
I don't want to let the car go.
Crazy!
Actually, there you go.
No, we're just going to walk around, mate.
I need a bin.
There you go.
The last one, right?
I don't want that.
At least take your English, that's fine, son.
I'm not sure if I know it.
No, don't join, it's just not that.
Ohhh, what!
I'm not my mind.
What's this song called, chat?
I miss you, but I am really
I'm in love with you.
It's the hour of little things!
Yeah, fuck it.
Just stand there and we'll use this fucking music.
Never seen a shot at this man!
Look at him, he's got a big head!
Look at him, he's got a big head!
He's got a big head!
He's got a big head!
I'm a good one, man.
You say that, you're a good one.
You know me.
Just feel me.
Where we are, you always meet a Scottish person.
El Sildi.
Yeah, we win it, we win it.
You guys got a good chance.
Exactly.
Are you Scottish, man?
Are you Scottish?
I play footy here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess then.
What?
He's fucking...
He's just on a contract.
Hey, just on a contract.
What's up, the bike?
LJ?
It's a bigger bike!
The bike is up your back!
Here we go!
This dude is...
Brand new side-aid, this dude's a side-for-LJ.
Dude, we do have fun.
We have fun.
What was the song called?
I'm in love with you, I'm in love with you, kiss I have a fake
I'm trying to find me a chap, there we go
Little things, thank you chap
She had it in English.
Yeah, what?
A VPN not working.
A VPN though, with London.
That's not how you watch the show.
The one with the World Cup, you don't even have one.
Fuck off.
Did you know?
No, it's usually my generation.
Usually my generation.
I could just use Twitter.
No, I have my Twitter on PG.
Do you?
Yeah.
Because I can't stand the stuff that goes on there.
So do I, but I just switch it off.
I think it's the worst thing in the world.
Oh, fuck it now.
Well, it's generally when you need to find a pub.
Why?
Oh, first thing.
I mean, so what's the problem with that?
Yeah, we'll keep exploring for the first half and then we'll watch a second half.
Oh, it's you boys, honestly. I'm happy for you guys to hold it down.
Are we running out of the Gothic water?
This is the what?
Gothic water.
Gothic?
What makes it Gothic?
What makes it a Gothic area?
Oh, JD.
A horror?
JD?
A horror?
Oh my god, the horror is up.
A horror is a castle on the bus.
A horror is a castle on the bus.
I'll say it, surely you've got to get a bit more...
Oh that's actually fucking sick!
Oh there's Moe!
That's actually sick!
That's how.
That's poor Koloz.
Right, just a grassroots team mate.
Oh
Some people my you love that don't you
Yeah
cool. What do you find that? I've got the Wombly kind of cool.
I like that one. I like the red bit.
Chash, look at these, these are sick.
Very nice, I don't get to buy that.
I think I'm going to get this.
Chash, put a 413 in the chat if you think I should get them.
Or put a 412 if you don't think I should.
What do you think?
What do you mean?
Shot
Shot?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you looking at?
4.13
Ok
Oh, shall I get a blue or black shot?
Blue or black shot?
Blue or black?
Yeah
Do you think?
I've got them on my shirt
Let's see what you've got
They're all so really nice
I know where you're going to get a stand-up here, sir.
Yep.
You are disgusting, chat sound blue.
That wouldn't surprise me if you'd earn it.
Thanks for being right, apparently.
What do we use?
What's the whole deal?
Oh, I'm sorry.
You all right?
Yeah.
Listen.
All right.
I'm the fuck down.
I'm not in Barcelona.
Rules apply.
No talking.
Go, mate.
Is that the Blue's better, Josh?
Peps in the bobbos. Peps on TV Street.
Here we go, hang on a minute.
Right, shall we have a quick message change in three.
You are a thief.
Why did he kill him then?
Have a good day darling.
Who? No we're not we're just telling you.
What does it say?
Ginger only got him in 11.
What's that number?
Give us that number then.
What's the 48.5?
Is that all I've got?
I've got them at home though.
I've got... I've got...
What's that?
It's not.
I've got the red one on the upside.
Where is it?
It's upside.
It's upside down, it says.
Mmm.
I've... I've got all of that.
Yeah, these are explosions.
I've got my favourite tunes at the moment.
Mmm.
Dumb lick.
Dumb lick.
I like... I can relate to them all.
Oh.
They're all where he's like once.
Mmm.
I can't even fucking watch it. I like a funky shoot.
There, disgusting. Oh my god, bruh.
Yeah, cheers.
Is it giving off side chat?
Stiffen offside.
I'll charge, I just want to watch it, I can't lie.
Oh, I swear to God, they were like really rough.
They just made them again.
Actually, that's a different blue in it.
I think the other one's on the left, bro.
I got the closest one, didn't I?
So, in size 11, so I thought I'd try him.
If he fit, they'd fit into the early dawn. I don't think they'd go.
Don'ts used to be fucking cool.
What the fuck, ass?
Don't be ass.
Huh?
Are you calling me?
Sorry, mate.
Ah!
Thank you, mate.
What the fuck are you all doing?
I'm gonna say they're nice.
They're just outing.
They're not outing.
Yeah they put you on the floor so I appreciate that.
Stick it all over for me.
What I say you expect.
You just leave them up on the back.
So it takes.
I think so you will win.
Bart you can always out.
I'm from the next floor before chat.
I think they're quite nice, they're good looking.
Do you like them?
Do you want me to put them in a cup as well?
Look at that, I'd like them.
So good.
Yeah, thank you.
Do you have anything else to say?
I'm going to try a month in the pub.
Thursday we're getting Spanish dance lessons, the flamenco dance.
I don't even need lessons.
I can't learn, I'm very sticked on.
Yeah you are.
What do you feel about the music, you just have to let this shit go mate.
You have to let the music dance shade.
Oh new shade.
I've got them black ones.
Hmm, people, isn't that a new rock?
I'm gonna get a slack at the minute.
How do you like me doing?
I'm a New Balance fan.
The designs and colours at the minute aren't great.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm stacking.
I'm only for Matt, Mr Sir.
I just want to watch it.
I just want to watch it. You're gonna be fucking my ass right now.
What?
What are you scared about?
You're nice.
They are very nice. They're not for white chocolate.
Why are they not in the boys?
Imagine they've been boys.
Oh my God, I wish the world was your intersection.
Thank you.
Ah.
Don't know how to do shoes, I do these shoes.
The boys have bought them?
I want it ever nil, so I must open that.
There you go.
It's great for it.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Enough, that's too small.
They always say you've got this thing, it's for me and it can't get too small.
Are we talking about?
The shoes.
Ah.
I'm coming in.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
You've got to get out of there.
Stop.
You got to get out of there.
Stop.
Are you done?
Uh, actually done?
Yeah.
I think she thinks I'm part of the girl though.
No, but I can't lie, I'm literally just spamming this, trying to get it to work.
Yeah, I've put it in place already, you wouldn't believe.
I'm really liking the vibe there.
It's a chill, peaceful vibe, such a good city.
It's not too cold, it's not too warm.
It's really nice Barcelona from what I've seen so far.
Japan was fucking unreal though.
Japan was actually sick. I can't wait to go back there and actually do proper sumo lessons,
try all the sushi.
Yeah, I don't think you can do like a 12 hour shift and then straighten up.
Nah.
No, you're just going to time the...
Mate, the jet lag killed me.
Oh, they might have had a...
I've never gone under them shops to the bright lights.
What?
You've never gone...
Mate.
Well, that's...
There's always like, trying to scam me.
I feel like that's a well-known thing, though.
Well, maybe they've just cut bright lights.
Nah.
Do you not think?
Nah, I don't think so.
When you're on holiday, like...
I don't know, I think you feel like you're trying to bother them.
That place got bright lights.
I think it's a bit of a rush.
What's wrong mate?
Oh that again.
We've lost him.
Are you in the room?
Yeah it's over.
Alright!
All right!
Is he saying I'm ugly or something?
What? 34 years old?
Nah, nah, nah. I watch, I watch.
I just stay on the ball but that's all I do.
And that's what I love about you, mate. You're grounded.
Very grounded.
That was when I was a kid.
What was that?
Huh? Yeah, he was staring at me, though. Then he asked if it's live.
Yeah, he's just going to the police.
Yeah.
But have you asked how many do you wish you got, I mean?
Shall I mean?
There was some at the iron man.
Do you think?
Yeah.
No.
It was the lucky who was just standing there.
Oh, shit!
What is that?
Do you have a gun man?
Oh mate, I'm Bruce.
I don't have an H here.
That is sick.
I don't know.
Is that the castle?
Yeah.
Yeah
Me and Bino, when we last came in by the way, we went into some bar and out the back there was a pair of people shagging over there.
It was really weird. Do you remember?
No.
He did?
No.
We were in that bar and we went to the back and that guy came out.
Who were you there with?
Wait, who were you there with?
Yeah, it was me, UK-ian thingy.
He was looking at it.
Oh my God, that's sick.
Oh, the computer's over there.
Is that guy's dad?
He's dad.
There's many football at tomorrow.
We've got a Manchester bar plan tomorrow,
so we'll see how many we can see.
And then on Thursday we've got...
Thursday chat, we've got a...
...Mudgy calling.
It's a beautiful car, hey dad?
This is a car, boy.
Welcome to Barcelona.
We just got a match there. We just got a catalogue here.
This is a nice car, Uncle.
This was getting built last year. I wonder if this thing...
What?
This is the first one, it's getting made, I'm like...
I think it is a nice car.
I don't know what it says to do.
It's a beautiful, beautiful story.
It's a beautiful, beautiful story.
It's a beautiful, beautiful story.
It's a beautiful, beautiful story.
It's a beautiful, beautiful site.
More beautiful than I thought.
Oh wow.
It's actually mad, isn't it?
Oh, that's easy.
It's a church.
Why don't they build things like this anymore?
Because they don't want to go to the 1400s.
Everywhere just gets made into flats.
You know what it is?
They probably don't want to put anything in use for it.
Yeah, that's probably going to have a sort of a steam room, to be honest, doesn't it?
Most of us know actually on the map.
Check it there.
Ask the site, it's unpayable.
I thought most of them were like blood spots
You like it there?
Like in this walls?
Yeah
Yeah most of it's all the ones
That is crazy, check that out
Yeah this isn't the main one though
No it's not, this isn't the main one
Is it not?
This is baby K-dark
On a tour I get a cool pair of us
Streamback, streamback
Fuck off
Fuck off
You're fucking joking
Yeah, like that, nice thing.
What did you put?
Alright!
Right, we've seen it, now let's go.
Shall we fight a bar?
To the bar.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
There must be a reason why I'm king of my castle.
There must be a reason why I'm king of my castle.
There must be a reason why I'm king of my castle.
Honey, I just don't get it, you're enjoying being hurt
There's an Italian sports bar around the corner
You're a joker
You're enjoying being hurt, your nose never puffed you
And makeup on your shirt
Yeah, Barcelona is lovely, look at that, she's even when we came last year
It's so good, I don't even remember
Huh?
What do you stop for, I said I want to watch the movie, you're fucking me love.
What's this?
What's this?
I thought I saw it with you.
It wasn't a movie, no it wasn't a movie.
There's pictures on our Instagram of us together.
There's that mate.
In Barcelona.
Yeah, there's four of you.
No, there's pictures of me and Ben there.
Ben, right chat.
416 in the chat if you've seen the pictures of me and Ben in Barcelona.
Ben, you need to reach out your memory.
We need a nice place to eat.
What's the best food that you could try?
Oh I know you know that.
This gets her proper Spanish, like a Starbucks or something.
There's one there, this result.
What?
That one's red Starbucks.
Fuck Starbucks.
Is that right Courtney?
I see what you're saying Courtney, you'll get a fucking ban.
Courtney, by the way, you are this close to a ban, love.
I see a shit about all the boys all the time, right?
In your chat, and then when you're not live, you shit about you in our strings.
Really?
Courtney, watch your mouth.
Lol?
I'll fucking lull you.
I'll fucking lull you.
Ban.
Oh, I like Conny Taylor, I've never been to Conny Taylor, it's right after you, I'm...
He says she's an infant!
What?
Oh, watch out, isn't it?
You trying to run me over?
You trying to run me over, Judge?
You know...
That's true to be fair, Stoneman's making, is that?
Oh, I love Snow Mikey, what a goad!
He loves Snow, I'm not...
Well, he loves Snow Mikey.
I have got to fit into the way you're walking.
I'm not in a Spanish fight, guys.
Right, we need to go inside Paella.
Right, let me take you to the graphic water.
What? What did you say we were just there?
Yeah, we can not, mate, drive in the pavement.
Right, follow me, lads.
Let's go to the graphic water.
Right, let's go.
We're heading out.
Smart, smart, smart. Check out.
I don't know what's going on, so I'm going down.
Where you going Matt?
What about that one?
Do you want to go on the door before that?
I'll go anywhere mate.
Go on down there though, five out of five love you, mad bitch.
Thank you very much, I appreciate a five.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very, very much.
I appreciate a five.
See you, thank you.
I'm sorry, if I before love you, go. Thank you so much.
No.
It's a restaurant, I reckon.
Never go to La Plice beside Torres Starr.
I know all these at school that are always true to you, he's been on fucking me, you know.
I've got to be on the roof.
I went to one that was outside the tourist area and landed how good was that?
We went to one today outside the tourist area, it's pretty good.
Yeah, that is true. He's just chatting shit with his shit.
Shit, sure?
Yeah.
The other cop ones, I've got the names.
Oh my god, W message from Stonemikey.
I actually like you now since you've lost weight.
Jake, he's the fat one, innit?
Well, yeah, I find him.
That's why I go to Stonemikey right now.
Well, he's Stonemikey, he knows what he sees.
He says what he's seeing, that's what I like about Mike, yeah?
Jake's fat, it matters who you're out with, really?
To the right, to the right.
You and Richas?
Fuck sake.
Oh, I got another buscar. I might get some cash out for some buskers.
But who the fuck carries cash anymore?
We don't have cash, right?
What?
What time do we get up at then again?
Hey.
I'm going for Blakey and the Barsleys, sir.
Yeah, I ain't going for breakfast.
It's not free breakfast.
Free breakfast at the old South Dot, mind if I do. Morning sir.
Good evening.
Are you a perfectionist?
I don't.
I thought you were a perfectionist.
IRL guitar hero.
I can't wait to learn the guitar.
My fingers are gonna say arse, I'm never gonna be fucking even back after that.
I can't gain a 50. Yeah, Ches. What do you want?
Take a photo. You got a photo? You got it? You got it?
I just want to make sure it's good.
I just want to make sure it's got a good one.
That's nice. Delete it.
Delete it. You're on job. No pleasure on job.
No pleasure on job. No pleasure on job. Fuck's sake Chas. New glasses. Holy caramel. Holy caramel. Holy caramel. Yeah, holy fucking dead in a minute.
Only a three minute walk in half a quarter. It's lit. Keep it, mate. It's keep it. It's lit. Lit it is.
Just for a minute, I've got eyes on my eye.
Cheers first, cheers first.
People look at me doing that and think I'm being serious.
And then it just makes them look like it's fucking me.
Where are we going? Where are we going?
Sorry, are you scaring her mate?
She was a birthday type, mate.
You like a crap? No, really just food? Yeah, I was saying crap, paella.
Paella, yeah, what? Paella ham? Paella, yeah, paella. Paella is like a foam of, like a foam of spand.
Oh, that was alright.
I've got my own gun and I'll come after it.
We'll back.
Let's go.
That's not a job easier.
Right, what's almost the same?
It's so gorgeous.
It's so gorgeous.
It's almost as good as that.
Oh, probably it's not a hand.
It's not a hand.
Pay us, fish.
It could be checking.
It's a face and race, checking and race.
I mean, I have payed us from there, though.
Technically.
You're a treat on it?
I'm sorry Bruce, cheers Bruce
Cheers Bruce
Thanks Bruce
I thought like Bruce is the Bruce Kippies Cookies
No, he's a nice chicken
No, I'm actually going to be a...
Oh, hello
You heard about that?
Yeah
Oh, it's so cool
What is it?
Hola
Hola
What's that?
Hang on a minute
Hang on a minute
Hang on a minute
Hang on a minute
Hang on a minute
Get the fuck out of here
Get the fuck out of here
Hang on
This is how it goes, please.
You kind of like what I see and I see what I like in here.
Dude, they've got the straps.
Mate, do you know what I'm going to buy up here?
Willys.
I'm bringing Willys.
Willys.
Yeah, Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Willys.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Are you touched that?
Oh my god.
Oh, who's on the bus?
That's the first stop on it.
So, how much is it?
It's the M88.
There's the Travis one.
That's two.
That was 950.
Fuck off.
That's the cold play one.
You've got the cold play one, haven't you?
Thank you, thank you.
No, thank you, thank you.
Oh, thank God we're doing this.
I've got it.
I'm trying to stop this.
What size are they?
950 Euro, do you need to do them again?
It's 950 Euro.
What is it?
Which one?
That one.
That's 950.
What should we buy to give you?
It's a bottle, a bottle.
No, I'm trying to Scotland put him in.
Yeah, you give him a Scotland spot by the way.
No, you gave him the Coldplay one. Coldplay.
Coldplay, that's what it was. That's only 4.
Do you know where the point is when you're taking that bike, are you?
No, I'm curious how much that'll do, bro.
Oh, my God.
See that on G.E.A., that's on G.E.A.
Where's the rest of it?
What the fuck is that?
Excuse me, I need a little more help.
How much you sonnet?
Oh my god, Lego Crocs.
140.
140 Euros.
140 Euros.
Probably not going to do it in the builders, are they?
Spain.
Thank you.
Are they quite cool?
Oh my god, they're so cute.
Chuck, are they cool?
Do you like them?
I feel like I'm... I kind of fucking like them.
I feel like I'm rugby.
Holy shit.
Language.
Sugar dude.
I've got no single shit.
Oh shit.
My first ever beverage.
I do want to like the McQueen one though.
They do exist, it's just where you're going to get one.
Can you read the chat? I've got no signal.
Did I tell you to use your knife? Nice.
I don't think you've got any signal either.
Shit.
I can't read the chat.
You can't have us one minute chat.
Use your manners.
I always use my manners to not have a fucking signal.
Thank you.
Point proven.
Do you need a signal to call?
No.
I've got no signal.
I'm just asking for the call.
They're all right.
It's not their name, but you're a signage to me, dude.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah?
Mate, I thought you were unique.
You're yourself, mate. Yeah, I should do.
You know what? I've got a good feeling people like...
Sorry.
I'm talking to people with a chastity in my head.
Really?
I was the one who said, you know, the leg will crack down that big.
I'll pull these off.
Yeah, I reckon you can pull them off.
I like it myself, Tommy.
I'll ask for an opening.
That's for your opinion.
I can't hold on.
Yes, Peelbox. I will get the details and I'll announce it on my Instagram later tonight chat.
Awesome.
You're not getting weird shit from me.
Thank you. Yes, please.
you
Thank you
The guest was
All right
Oh my god!
What size is that?
Medium, right?
Fuck sake!
What is that?
Oh, is it in large?
No, medium.
Oh, let me try.
I have to ask.
Sorry.
What's that?
Oh, no, have you got more?
No, I've got more.
It's like I got off.
Can I get an enlarge, please?
Sure.
Thank you, it's like I got there.
You know what, I'm going to copy my drip.
You can't pick my foot chance player reviews.
Now this.
You haven't seen what I've been learning, by the way.
Watch this.
Stand there.
Well, look.
watch this. You are now on the third aisle. No more kids.
Sorry mate, sorry mate. Do you like? Yes. Do you like? You're good start?
He's good. You're good? He's good.
Good or shit? He's good, he's good. Good, good. Thank you mate, thank you.
Can I, can I get these please?
Yeah, you can.
They're fucking cool.
Shall we dress, can I have these?
That's not fitting me.
Never in a million years is this medium fitting me.
You want me to put it out here?
Jesus Christ.
Well, they're both mediums.
Yeah, I'll figure that out myself.
Ooh, tell them it fits alright.
Here, another two months.
Take a wicker, wicker!
Can I go explore a little bit more?
Yeah, yeah.
Virgil was here?
The fuck?
Van Bijk?
The fuck?
That's my mate, that's the strong one.
Is it?
Big Virg?
Can I get this?
Stussy?
Because Stussy...
Oh, that one in the lodge.
No, you've got to get the first one.
Got that one?
Yeah, the retro one, yeah.
Excuse me. Have you got nothing on my hand, can I accept?
You can ask for what we do, don't you?
Thank you.
I'm not aware of it. I've just got to know if I've got it.
That is what you call a vision purchase.
So, at the moment, it's a bit tight.
But give that another fucking three weeks and a self-respirator.
I'm fucking fitting in that.
What was that for shirt?
Twaaaahhh
Shit!
I like that
Yeah, I can't fucks
You've got two shirts
Do you want me to try it on?
No, man, baby
It doesn't work for you
Let me try it on
Christ, I like your ass in that big ticket
I think that's fresh that way
Holy moly
Holy closed mode, it's foul mode, it's going to fuck me brother, hold it mate
Oh my god that suit she's so hot, that's so you, that's so you
That's so you
Game, oh my god
Wait, wait, wait, can I see the miracle?
That's kind of it, I can imagine you, Chris and D-Shirt and that
Chris and D-Shirt and that, oh my god
Yes, that is so me, that's so me
Do you think it suits me or?
Can I take it please?
Can I get it please?
Have you got it?
Have you got it?
Have you got it?
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my god, what are you doing?
So, what's going on?
Oh my f**k yeah.
Oh my god, generally shaking, please, please, please.
Oh my god, what's going on?
Oh my god, what's going on?
I'm gonna watch you out there.
I've already had you.
Actually, it is what I want.
Are you coming?
Twitch, yeah, Twitch, yeah, yeah.
Let's go, come on.
Are you a judge?
Nah, tomorrow's.
Is it going well? Is it going well?
I hope so. Great goal, they're saying what a goal.
Chapp, this is how I'm having to watch it.
Snipe that pitch.
Sorry, what? Yeah, cos it was me.
I got quite a lot of masterclass at our time.
Not even because I want them to leave. I'd rather ask them.
I'd rather ask them, wouldn't it?
Imagine if it goes down to the last day, it would be unbelievable.
Oh wait, what's Chelsea... Chelsea's er...
Is it off? Is it offside or not?
I said pretty close, I had a bit of a long range, I reckon.
Oh, he scored a docker, apparently.
What?
He scored a docker.
Ah, that's...
Oh, yeah.
Did you have a game during the first one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah, that shirt look like a great gift.
Do you hear creepy?
I have my fucking kids.
I ain't your camera, ain't your mic.
Shit, that is anyway. If we win the league.
This is a two-year boat.
Well mine's the wider than a wide length so that shouldn't be it.
That makes sense.
I wonder why.
What the fuck? I'm having a good moment. I'm enjoying myself.
You're ready to bring me down again, aren't you?
Get it out of that, you blue cunt.
I'm flitching sides now, are we? Fuck not.
I'm honest, I get you, aren't I?
Jack, this guy has to work for men's city all season.
You're an embarrassing red devil, you.
A red devil?
It's working for your noisy neighbors,
embarrassing my neighbours.
Who gives a fuck about them?
The worst thing is, look at the fucking state of him now.
Are you insuring?
I don't know.
So I'm going to be in the tent for a minute.
I thought you said, you haven't seen him?
I'm a hard bit, I thought I could pull these off, like thank you for it, a little cream set.
Oh wait, what?
Oh look there, huh?
What?
Clothes on the clothes box?
We must...
We must...
Shit, could...
I can't like that.
That one is...
They've been nice in the hallway.
It's us.
Please check over there.
One on the front.
Yeah, they're nice.
They're nice.
Later.
Yes.
Thank you, Matt.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Move in.
Oh.
We're going to bite the lip.
Oh shit, we're going to bite the lip.
Why is that actually kind of cold?
It's gone sick.
It's a fucking pavement, not a road.
Honestly, look at his face and chat, chat!
Boomers on beatin' and see!
We're goin' on early!
Nah, the jinx is just...
Come on, you girls!
You know what, I'm all four like that.
Nah, I'm not generally, I'm shuttin' the fuck up.
I'm not saying anything.
Bro, they've got us go to.
They've got us go to.
They've not got the firepower for that, have they?
Nah.
You've just got to be sarcastic.
I just want one GG.
Father, what's wrong with you, Jesus?
Father, no.
Is that actually?
No.
Yeah, he's not one one.
No.
He's not one one.
He's not one one.
You stop doing that.
Don't do that to me.
Look, I'm gonna fuck the chasers.
No!
Chasers one one!
It's not one one.
No!
It is, it is, it is.
It's not, it's not.
It's not.
Shut the fuck up!
Go away!
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Genuinely, none of this.
Genuinely, no, no, no, I'm actually missing it.
I've only won once when conceding first away from home this season.
Junior, I'm in debt, serious. I'm actually saying please don't mess with me tonight.
I don't know why I first time win the league when I was like, just met that chance.
It's probably the first time you've met me. You were at that?
No. Yeah, I was. 2013.
What's up, mate, boys?
I don't know.
You've not been for the first time, or won before?
Me and Bean are on the prospect of just being,
imagining the first season of being an athlete.
First two games, sport the rest of me on the side, or?
Mate, other than generational.
The game converges, mate.
Mate, will be?
It's like watching a city will probably win this game and I actually don't care who wins it
And I'm just gonna take the piss
And if he don't win it today and the bottle debt on the few because I've spent the three days with a fucking prick
Well, yeah, then pack of the price. Oh, is he no wonder the losing is in the fucking bubbles. Yeah
Is it yeah, I'm glad we came there
We need to find someone on the TV man.
There, there.
Sangria, play a Latin TV.
Nah, I thought that.
I want to say that.
Yeah mate, it's as good as it is.
I don't think that says TV.
Close.
No, no, no, it's not TV.
We've got...
There's no TV man.
Here, sport bar.
I don't even know if I want to watch it.
I did.
Oh my god, how does red card to you now?
By the way, what a challenge.
Just think it has fast or win in the league from being gifted from PGA, I don't know that.
Yeah, honestly, 100% gifted, it's not like Sack and nearly had his Entoria Cruiser.
I went in and I see one now, Harlan.
It's not, I've got it up.
It's not, it's a break in play.
I've got it, I've got it live on the betting app.
Alright, there it is.
This one won, Harlan.
Oh my god!
Mike!
Ah!
I can't deal with this.
I can't fucking...
No, I actually need to sit down.
Come on.
I can't...
It's actually a...
I'm just gonna put the chat...
Chat...
But when it kicks off,
in the 53rd minute,
everyone just spams one word,
oh my god, doggie, oh my god, doggie.
53rd minute, oh my god, doggie.
It's been a very hard time to ask.
Jack, is you wondering why I'm feeling so smooth by the way?
It's the Felix Womblode.
I'm feeling fucking miserable.
You've just got one through in the gym's job.
Oh my God!
T-shirt!
Six seven!
Oh, hell six seven T-shirt!
Six seven!
Oh my God, that's got to go off.
Should we take that?
Hello.
Open.
Open.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
No, not allowing it. You're not getting more drugs on stream.
More?
What did I say, baby?
Never go on the bread shops.
Walk on your flat phone.
Next thing you know, it's sad. It's 35 year old.
Turn it out of your head.
Never go on the bread shops.
Smells like fucking meat off a racoma down there.
Fushy? No, faulty.
It smells like fucking fush.
Fucking Jesus!
I actually find out where we are now.
Oh, I think I have seen the big bike.
But these are the bars we're going to eat.
Look at them big guys here.
Oh, there we go.
It's from me.
Oh, I'm seeing this guy here.
Or could be her music.
He's looking up for this.
Rockin' up, turn it all off the radio
Early at the, good fun
The atmosphere is electric in this part of the city
Do you know who brought us up, Luna?
For the fault of us all symmetrical
Alright then, will you?
Alright
Oh!
Yeah, I don't f**k where you at
What is this?
What is this?
What?
The music, I hear the music.
Call me, lad.
I think there's something on the...
Yeah, what, are we...
It's like a square, I know what you're on about.
It's in there, mate.
I think he's just got a spare car.
I've hit the highway, this guy's just got a spare car.
Yeah.
Shall we look it up?
I'd prefer that.
Do you look it up instead of getting a feeling?
You can't do it like that.
You can?
You can.
You just know what you do.
Fuck that, I was there!
No, it's not. I don't know where I am anymore.
No, it's just where it's right.
I know where, hasn't I?
I like that shop. It's fucking unbelievable.
I like that shop. It's set.
So trippy.
That is unreal.
Thank you for the wonders.
What?
How are you getting me?
How are you getting me?
How are you getting me?
They've already got you.
Yeah, they have to get fat, right?
They've got me as well. Good.
Yeah, they have. Got me really good.
Yeah, got me really good.
Aww!
Yeah, they've got me so good.
It's the only part of me that's all the roads that's the same.
So you look, we look, actually, we're in Barcelona, though, for sure.
We're definitely in Barcelona.
Let me get my football baton.
Weee!
We're pro-geniusly.
I don't even know how to feel, I feel alright.
I feel, and very, very feel.
Oh, follow me.
Lads?
Lads, come on.
Woo! Hello.
Lads, follow me.
I want to go somewhere where the game's on.
I don't want to go on the first one in the league.
We are?
We are.
Nice.
Fuck that sitter.
Fucking blue cheating bastard.
We might all be unbearable, but at least we're not fucking cheated, you know what I mean?
We can't stand FDS, but at least we're not cheated.
Oh, wait, mate.
I like to be out here.
Oh, right, Sphinx, I'd love.
Well, you can do the thing all the time.
Do you fucking...
Look at the side, that's like a red.
That's like a red, I think.
Right, this is when you know it's bad, I'm refreshing the score at half time.
Bro!
You nervous?
Yeah, shitting bridge.
That's when you're pissed off.
Ah, last time I was there?
Yeah, last time I was there. I asked for a big cheap buy.
Two billion this time.
Two billion this time?
Two billion this time.
Two billion this time.
Two billion this time.
Two billion this time.
Two billion this time.
Exactly.
Well, here, lads.
Oh, mate!
Thank you.
You're such a wanker.
You're such a wanker, mate.
You're my swear.
It's really scary, mate.
It is, I like to say that.
Oh, it's true. That's what we blow.
Oh, here we go. Can we travel?
Three shots.
Yeah, and we shall be going.
If you've got the football on, I'm interested.
If you've got the football on, I ain't interested.
There's going to be some really good players.
Fuck that, where to watch the football?
Oh, wow, excuse hello. Give it a punch, eh?
Pretty sick, eh?
Usually, come on over here, Blake.
Come on, boy, man!
Come on, boy, man!
Yes!
We're not going to go fast, right?
Where are we going to end?
Right, it could be done in 45.
You're asking about that?
Yes, we were at the Irish boy last night.
Where's the boys from?
Ten minutes.
Is it no Irish mate, dude?
Could do.
They also gave me one last night.
In this squad?
No, not there. We were in some Irish boys.
We've missed our ears, don't you think?
See a crack?
We'll have to find somewhere.
Take you on and see if we've been there.
Can we have a look?
No, it's got enough time for an elite.
What are you doing over here?
What's it called?
Sybino's got trial boss London.
Yeah, no, it's not.
Little Gary Silly tracks?
No, I'm buggerin' off.
We're now looking for somebody to watch the game.
Take it, you're an asshole, fam.
Sorry to hear that.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, a pseudo!
Oh, a pseudo!
That brooch didn't leave anything.
I was going to say.
Right, so I'm going to go with me.
Yo, pleasure, boys.
Yeah, good luck.
Have a good one.
Good luck, good luck, good luck.
Cheers, mate.
Cheers, mate.
Have a good day.
Absolute joke.
You know!
Yeah, come for it, yeah.
Mate, it's a second off.
Can we start, or what?
Yeah, probably.
Do you find somewhere?
Find somewhere here, sir.
People, people.
I haven't got the gun, Joe.
Someone have the...
Usually they come over to you and be like,
oh, can I...
I probably will.
Didn't I?
Look, you can go smell nicer, Parma.
Anyone want that cello for me, sweetheart?
You're a fucking pervert.
We've got a footballer.
It's a holiday, it's a fucking...
I'm here, I'm definitely here on tour.
Oh I can just take you to Norrisbore and have a good time.
Right.
On the cell, if anything, play in this guy.
Or we just get food and watch it on our phones.
What do you reckon?
Nah, nah.
Nah, we need to go so far.
Alright, fuck it.
Try not.
I'm going to Norrisbore.
Yeah.
No man.
Ew.
That is fucking great.
Go on.
Chat, what are you doing?
Go on, watch the game.
I'll go and try and play out a lot.
We can try and play out the two other days.
Yeah, I'm not here for a shot.
You've got to pay us, mate.
He's going to really struggle for the reason we're at.
All right, there's a fucking Irish boy here in the auto.
Let's go.
80 yards away, let's go.
I thought he was going to pay us.
Did you?
Yeah.
Did you know?
Did you like that, did you?
Did you like that, did you?
Did you like that, did you?
Did you like that, did you?
Did you, did you, did you, did you?
He'll be here for a very like that.
There's no TV, it's just life.
Yeah, it's just TV.
Yeah, I love that.
Just watch it, breathe it.
Yeah. Take it in!
That's it! That should hold it.
That's me father for life soon.
Oh yeah, there it is.
There we go, be that one.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, that's a good one.
I hope he does.
Mate, that was massive.
Mate, I can see it, do I?
I've got the camera upstairs, I can see it.
Oh, will I? It's this one.
Oh, yeah, he's in there.
This one.
Which one do you want to go to? Good or not?
I'd rather go in that one.
Yeah, go on.
Mate, thank you.
Yeah guys, thank you.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
How's everything?
I haven't got a leg in here, so I'll just keep going.
Which bar is this on?
The one in there.
Chat right or left?
Can't be done if we climb the stairs in there.
Can we do this one?
Can we do this one?
Take a quick look.
Take a quick look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there's a two-wheat in the air.
You guys didn't work it.
Yeah, I love that.
What's that?
Yeah, he's getting the four out there.
Oh yeah, he's getting the four out there himself.
You fuck yourself up.
you guys take it, you guys take it in the balls
what?
I shall have mad as fuck this
thanks for coming
you're welcome
it was better this one
this one's better
yeah but you're going there
is it?
Come on Chelsea!
It's a bit far away.
It's a bit far away?
Yeah, stay out of the way.
Supporter losing.
That's not good.
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh thank you very much.
You're right! You're right!
Just as soon as the last one passed by he said,
80% of the people have ignored it.
I think it's been even for a reason.
That's what the bears do.
That's fine on the stairs, I'll watch it.
Yeah, he's not.
I thought you were showing the TV then.
I'm going to say can you not.
You might have got him in a reflection of his health.
That's the same, isn't it?
Don't tell him, mate.
What was your number, what's 5 TV?
Fuckin' not.
I can't say the problem.
There's no TV on, man.
I was going to have fun.
I can see it.
Got him with Jinjin's eyes.
I thought so.
Well, well.
I did it again, good job.
There was something.
Now, mate.
Another canal.
Canal?
Right.
We ended again.
I thought it was a cornerflip?
I thought it was a cornerflip.
No, I don't get it.
I, no, no, don't get more chances.
Now, I'm not going to barc regulatory.
It's the law.
I'm in the office.
I'm in the office.
There we go, no worries. Owen, if you're just going to mow them bro, we've got two days
full of other stuff, just chill. It's our first day and he's literally going to win
the fucking league so if you don't want to watch it bro, you can go, you're going to
get the fucking rule.
Pop with us probably about 400 or so if you need it, if you want to get some win in the United States you should get a Narvaan in each act, because we sold over one hour.
I do have a fucking one that's done.
Nearly 2k.
Do the beers look nice?
No, they're just drinking, I'm not drinking.
We've got an early morning tonight.
We've got an early morning tonight.
Fuck that.
I can't lie, if we win this thing we're out.
Yeah we're out, if we win the league tonight.
I'm fucking on it.
This week can't go on.
What?
Stop saying week.
What do you mean last time?
Oh it's so good.
Oh shit.
Exactly.
It's so embarrassing.
What do you mean?
That's a margin.
All right.
I've started to lose but I'm still on the league.
Can you change the title please to City Bottle Watch Along in Marisano, thank you.
Huge result for City Bottle Watch Along.
Scott's been at two months mate, Barrett's been at 11 months with another boy.
Love that, love this mate.
Cheers brother.
I'm not sorry to hear a shit.
Hey, Alex Scott.
I know, he's cursed you when he beat you, he's doing you a favour now.
Not yet.
Well yeah, not yet.
What am I going to play with, bro?
Football is brilliant.
That's having years of playing.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, what a save. What football from Bournemouth?
Who do you think else are guessing?
Who are they playing?
It's Bournemouth.
What happens first?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what that could have been?
That could have been a mile wider.
I do remember the idea.
What's that?
Oh, it's not, it's one more.
It's one more?
Oh, it's one more.
This is behind, look at the chat.
One more.
I know, I know, it's not 1.2 Chas.
Oh my god.
Ah, fuck.
You alright Chas?
We're just watching you in first.
Here it is Chas, here it is Chas.
Ah fuck, fuck.
Ah, absolutely my thing.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Chaz Warwick, Chaz Warwick.
You're alright, you're the only one now.
Chaz Warwick.
Who's chatting?
Imagine Doc Warwick.
Oh my god, Doc Warwick.
You're an obet.
What?
You're an obet.
Why am I an obet?
You should just chat and shit.
You're just putting me in Chaz's heart,
just fucking through the roof.
Oh.
Imagine, imagine, imagine I've timed that right.
Doc, you won one of the fifty players, mate.
That's the mental.
What does that mean? Middlesbrough, the fruit shop, which is a South Oxford scandal?
Hands in the glory support? It wouldn't have otherwise, you'd support my new handkerchiefs.
Yeah, exactly.
No, there's no, the house is owned by the business card.
The business card?
We've been here a minimum of 20.
We own it.
All nurses' mills, but I like that final.
I can't believe.
I love you Brooke!
Can't believe there's been fucking a vice from the class!
Oh unbelievable!
Goodbye Brooke!
Bye myself!
She's been racist!
Oh wow!
She's just trying to keep the fucking fight off!
You can't stand that!
She had it! She had it!
She had it girl!
Pah! Check it out!
Michael, it's either you're joking or you want some Coca-Cola!
I love it.
Can I have a pep's snatch please?
Pep's your mic, you see?
Come on, drink to me.
Yeah, I've got the psych bear, but this is it, yeah.
Here we go.
You've got it.
There you go.
I'm going to unbox it.
We're opening this like?
Yeah.
I'm trying.
Anthony Taylor's a referee as well.
Cheers Jeff, cheers Jeff.
I can't open it up.
It's a bit big.
You're not going to have some good plastic reloader.
Oh yeah, you're a dunchass.
Oh shit.
Look at them short games though.
It's impact-wise now.
What is it?
You want some jakey?
Yeah.
Nice beaver.
Seems to have pushed him for a day by a bar of bricks.
I'm 24.
So then you're off, that's good for you, you know, Ches.
So if you want that, it's great for me.
Yeah, I want to brush the finger.
Watch it, I'm a fucking mad guy.
I'm going to hide down there as well.
So what about the grumble?
Wonder if you're jumping, literally.
They're doing the last thing.
No, basically, confirm it.
All right, here's one right now.
What's that?
Wait Charles, what do you want?
Coke.
Not a diet, actually.
Diet Coke.
What do you want, do you understand?
Canal.
Yeah, can I have a full canal please?
Unless it's canal max, I'll have a canal max please.
Hey, seems to be food being on.
I don't think they're right this time.
Oh my god, do you remember him? What a player, Gale. Do you remember him? Gale Fleshy.
What a player, he was on FIFA.
Game breaker, where'd you get the mysteries from?
Oh my god, they're in.
Oh!
Oh!
It's half a mile.
I mean, Brad, if he's not touched the ball, that's a foul.
Yeah, I don't think it's that, mate.
I was like, when it goes one more or two and he said, he's got a great idea in a minute.
I don't think he did it though.
I think it would be two no-bombers before he's gone.
So basically it's a TV directed, long as they're big ones.
So that's why he sat out somewhere.
I've got a TV there, Josh got a TV there, that's why he's looking that way, I'm looking
at it.
Yeah, there's a big TV here, I can't see that on the eyes of Timberlake.
One of them, Michelle Burton.
I did bring my glasses.
I've seen it somewhere. Death or fucking hell no.
She's taxiing to the top shelf.
That's gotta be a booking arm to me.
Yeah, it's never a file like just.
Well, there's one at the other end, don't you?
There's one you can say about your western corner, mate.
Just want to see the last game of the season, I just want to see each other come up.
One, one, two, park, finish.
I can't believe it before 115 hits. Who would have thought it? Who would have thought it?
Good job, Endome Rascals. Been in the fucking championship before.
Oh my God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
He's got to pass it again.
I've got to look at him, what a set that is.
That's what I'm looking at.
I'm sorry, Jack, your phone's on 35%!
Fuck, your phone's on 35%!
Fucking Samsung battery's at miles now!
No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't even want to do that!
Oh, Jesus!
What?
Ah!
Is it in?
Yeah, it's in.
Ha ha ha ha!
It's in!
No, it's not in mate.
It's when no one's celebrating, it's not going to go over the line, you dick.
I hit it, of course, Chaz.
What?
I hit it, of course, Chaz.
I hit it, of course, Chaz.
I hit it, of course.
Is it in? How many times have you said that?
He's got his hands on it.
He's got his hands on it.
Who is it?
He puts this game to bed.
And it put this game to bed?
He's got his hands on it.
Oh my god.
Tazza.
Not now please. Put this off.
What a player by the way, he's got about the 68th place on figure, but he's three kicks
with fucking a room.
What a player that is, cholera.
Mate, what we doing?
Oh, what's going on here mate?
Hey, let's get a fussy on.
What's going on here, mate?
Hey!
Let's get a footsie on!
Who's sat on the balls?
Any chance here?
Lie down!
Channel 310.
What's going on?
She's in contact.
Your football's gone off.
We're back on, we're back on.
Oh, we're back on.
What's going on?
She's in contact. The football's gone off.
We're back on, we're back on.
Open the shop, Rodgers just missed.
Yeah, Rodgers just missed.
I'll say it, Rodgers, shit, ah, fucking arm, mate.
I've got a fucking habit. Mate, any chance, sir?
You suffer crap.
What did you eat?
We want our telly back. Oh, should have said if it.
No!
Oh, that's the one.
Oh!
I'm going to be hit.
Oh, that's the one.
We've both got three.
Brilliant.
It's a brilliant game!
It's obvious my name was wrong.
Who the fuck was the one Chelsea topper?
Some knobhead's probably the question.
Have we been on?
Oh, change of thought.
You've won it no matter what because you're gonna be like Alex
I'm just having a bad time job with it
You what?
They're doing what?
They're abhorning me for a bottle of this
That's it, that's it, that's it
Oh my god
Fuck you
That's it
You're in a shit
One more big battle.
You're chosen to come.
It's mad, isn't it? Contrast of difference.
If you get away from the title, you're ready to start out.
And we're here because we're fucking beat-bolting them,
and the character you're investing in.
Congratulations, it's been a pleasure.
Thank you, mate. Yeah, actually, you've got something to say.
Come on.
What's being done with these drinks?
Nearly got quite good enough.
He's off anyway.
It's better to stay for that one, isn't it?
You're not.
You need Bob Whit.
See if you've got a lot of hands here.
It's worth it.
Where are you from?
It's from Chen.
It's worth it.
It's burning! Where are you from?
It's burning! How's that? You got it?
Come on, one little bum you there.
What's your name?
Favorite M.J. song at the minute? I'm gonna say Human Nature.
Here we go.
My dad didn't actually like football so he didn't have a team to go off as that's quite
unloakable.
Cheers Dino.
That one's coming to each other.
Bino.
I've seen them put the C game on that.
I've seen them put the C game on that.
Yeah, it's that one.
It's not that.
I just believe it.
I believe it.
So they do see it though, don't they?
I don't.
I don't.
I work under anything.
I don't.
I don't.
Ah, it's clear, it's clear, it's sorry.
So they do see it or not?
Yeah, I don't, I won't agree, anyway.
Come on!
I believe in us!
Salt is a little...
I'll get a closer to what's happening.
Salt is just a contest.
Woah!
I've got a sign.
I've made that a book for it. I've made a video for it.
I've got a fucking game, lads.
That's the game. Pretty sad to shut the sound book up.
Yeah, I'm getting back to it.
So, every time, let's give a player.
player. Well if Dorky touches the ball he changes to do one.
Oh no. Yeah. No. Yeah. Well everyone's going to touch the ball over 20 minutes like.
It's so good. If Sabine doesn't touch the ball he changes to do a shot.
I'll do it if the referee touches the ball on the shot.
No if any of the people in the stands touch the ball I'll do a shot.
You know where it's on business? We're not on a holiday.
Well, you should stay in this place.
You don't want to.
This is the problem. This is the problem.
If anybody leaves the country, it's just holiday, holiday, holiday.
That's why he's not going to work in England for so long.
Right, it's not going to leave the country. You see he's fridge.
He's not going to work.
He's got a problem.
Yeah, I know your nabs. I ask you to.
70 minutes.
Good punch and done a ring with that.
20 minutes to go, you need to go all set.
It's been a fucking great asses from the PGMOL for Arsenal.
Got some Guinness behind.
Fucking hell.
Fucking Harry McLeod Guinness.
Fucking size like fucking size of that.
What do you want for me?
What? I'm sitting here mate.
What do you want me to say?
Fuckin' shit it's like, oh!
Can't sleep.
Ah, great defender.
Great defender.
That's the ball that actually gets shot in the leg.
Do you know what, it'd be so sad for Pips last day of the game.
Everman's hit the dab, he got a fucking bat in the hole trap with the ball.
What a fucking shit.
Dobby comes to the molly through the shot.
What?
Dobby comes to the molly through the shot.
I'll do it five times.
Come on.
I don't want to drink, I don't like drinking, making me feel very uncomfortable.
You make me feel very uncomfortable.
I don't make the rules.
On camera you make me feel very uncomfortable.
I don't make the rules.
And I can't, like...
Even that's bad fino.
You're doing a takey.
I'm doing a takey.
Oh, I can't, even that's bad fino.
You're doing the right thing on the time.
I thought you were in.
Well, give me the doggie.
Wait, did I do it again?
It's not all of them.
That's two and a half.
Is that your fucking shit?
I've got a pretty load of shit myself, I've got the skype and I can give you a hand and touch your mouth
Oh, Justin Tabor's gone on mate
For a series 46 carry up, that's wonderful to know but you can do something
Now, what's a series 46 done?
I've blown up Santa Rosa here.
Er, no I'm locked out because it's some fucking scary game.
Please go down until I give it a season, please.
Shut up.
It's not a season.
Just shut up.
Why do you want that guy off?
Because he's better for the whole... he's better for the neutrals.
Oh my god, that's a lot of...
What the fuck is that?
Yeah, it's 10 p.m. in Spain.
We're an hour ahead.
Do you have a fucking whistle?
We're one of those league leaders.
I wanted to knock myself in the toilet.
I don't like your football, it took a long time to run.
So good for me.
Oh my god.
Oh god, what a block.
I just want to enforce your hand out of my arm.
I can see if we're a muck to hell with you.
Half time in the Chelsea game, half as many times first, and I'm not safe.
Oh, so the Chelsea start at eight?
Yeah.
And it's not awesome?
Yeah.
Can we put a city game back on now?
You like your nose to taste like fucking horse?
No, you'll get it.
What makes a good get it?
Well, it doesn't look like a fucking hair, though.
Yeah, it's a great horse.
It's a horse, though, mate.
Ah, okay, I'll give you a break.
It tastes like sleeping on the street.
Or at the end of the night, that life.
The area is all right, mate.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Do you want to take off?
I'm feeling the need.
Maggi, do you need a double chest?
I'm not saying a big deal.
Just get this down.
Double is on chest.
Oh yeah.
Oh wow, what a god.
I'll put it on the microphone.
I'll put it in the background, I'll put it in the screen.
That's a one-night-old, it's 2021 now, you know.
So how many are there?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Say it, Orange!
Get away, you're so retarded!
Hey, Sam, what's up?
You need this to get to like, 885.
Even if they score you, mate.
I can't see such a score.
I don't think they're gonna score.
How much do you want to put in all?
This camera is mine, but I've got to call it in this one.
Yeah, I know, but I've got to call it in mine.
Oh, it's all keys coming off.
The first one to be sitting here, I'm going to decide who wins.
I wouldn't say it's probably this year, the dark one.
I think it would be number three.
Yeah, I think it's number three.
Love that, Nick, yeah.
I don't know why
You can't get out
You can see there
I don't think so
That's too much wine
Too much space
Let's get out of here
This place is so nice
Oh
Oh my god
Oh my god
I've got a lot, I've got a lot.
I want a football.
Football covers, yeah?
Oh my god.
Really good.
That's a great catch.
I want to save the ball.
Tell those blood pressures through the roof.
I know.
Imagine it now watching the football.
What?
The blood pressure watching the football.
What a fucking dollar!
Are you hearing things?
I'm doing it mate, I'm not full about the next 30 minutes.
Let's just wipe this toilet.
Yeah, wipe this toilet.
We'll stay on more in the morning.
It's just a dollar a year.
I've been in Thailand since I've been in Thailand.
I've been in Thailand.
Really?
No, I've been in Australia. I mean, in Australia, the wind versus birds.
That's about to be me.
It's frustrating.
Why would you want to sit in a chair?
That's the last time I've seen you.
I don't want to fuck you.
As long as we're on the same boat, we don't want to sit on the same boat.
By the way, how the fuck is your pedal not made into the old grunt shop?
How was that?
Here's your problem, Andy.
Go on, hold it for every three months mate, I thank you all the time.
Fucking bloody brilliant.
What ever nooks and grog.
Easy, cracker than anything.
Too many, they need to get Roger off his foot.
Ballon d'Or, well done.
Yeah, that's gone, that's gone.
What's the code on the corner?
It should have been. Oh wow.
It should have been.
Come on Alex, five out of six months mate.
Oh you can't stand it back from the bottom.
Did you hear my baseball in the water first here?
Yeah, I'll keep them off.
Just a minute, I said just a minute.
I don't know why they took that croff, that's the stupidest.
It's like Hertz, Hertz go.
He's feeling.
Yeah, they took the menu and the croff, I think they brought them again.
I'm fucking stupid.
I'm fucking stupid.
17 games a week and I'm mental.
You're good, man.
Good, man.
It's time for the last schedule for tomorrow's show.
Let's have a look at him.
We're not starting till 12 tomorrow.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure it's all I did.
Wednesday.
Fucking having a light in?
Go on then.
I love that I'm one.
And what?
You can meet me in reception at 11.45 tomorrow.
You can meet me in reception at 11.45 tomorrow, 14 buzzing, 11.45, we love that.
Can I watch some snowshoes?
So they do, you're not cooking?
No.
Ah, but we don't finish till half-night.
At night?
That's good.
There's no streets tomorrow, right?
There's no streets tomorrow.
There's no months tomorrow.
Bro, let me talk to you.
That's not real, is it?
I love that town.
I've got that there.
I've got that there.
Woo!
I'm going to take this out of here.
Come on, Shad. I've trained lunch out. Thank you, everyone.
I appreciate his analysis, thank you.
Yeah, chancex that's the matter.
Right, genuinely.
Six minutes to you in the lead.
What's that? What's that?
By fucking cheating.
Horrible fuckers.
That's not a gal about who you are, he's leaving.
He's having a lot.
He's going into the way of it.
He's kind of on charges wearing AC Milan, not on a high-stay top, you know.
That's the bike, you know.
It's not just a little bit of a trick, fucking, like, you know.
Yeah, that's also a game.
Yeah, that's also a game.
They can be there all day, don't they?
They can be there all day, but not too far.
They don't have school.
Just chill out, you fucking rascal, you idiot!
Which is more of a protest here?
It's like the worst teams ever with the Premier League.
That's what I really do.
Huh?
I think they've actually won it through college.
I don't know if they've got it.
Before last night we done scored five months.
Last one's been cancelled, so five months I think.
I'll just leave you again. I've struck you.
Three minutes left.
They've been on the coffee floor.
What they're talking about.
There's been loads of D.A.R. laughing at shit like that.
Okay, okay.
I'm not going to be able to get out of here.
I've got all these people.
The beat starts crying.
Jack, I'm not going to be able to get out of here.
I'm just going to keep going.
Nah, I'd cry if you don't.
Oh, God.
Did I need to go?
It's like, is there a lot of stupid propaganda?
I'm not going to be able to get out of here.
That's a classic house on the plate.
I can't take it, I can't take it, I can't take it.
Oh my God!
Oh, save.
What do you think, sir? Do you think it's a challenge?
You can't brand anything.
What do you think?
I'll fill up what I'm giving.
You've got so much time now, which is good.
Oh my god, yeah.
Bournemouth William meets Lerthore for 36.
You fucking love that.
Jazz.
That's shit, mate.
You've got to take the touch.
I've got to get everyone up and say we're going.
Do you want me to begin?
No, I just...
What do you want?
What do you want?
Uh...
You've both just run.
You've got to take the touch, man.
For that, please.
Yeah, he's gone and chatted.
I like this.
One more, please.
It's over.
Agreed.
I can't hear this.
If I see six or seven minutes here,
please check.
That's all.
Oh my god, I'm sitting over in this now.
Oh my god, I'm sitting over in this now.
Is he fucking sitting over in this now?
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
I just get so lucky every single week.
Fucking hell.
How many minutes is that?
Please, please go, please go.
Please go.
Six minutes?
What? What is that?
Six minutes.
There's not even been a bar.
No, this is not even going to fall!
Is that not?
I mean you've got to store that Chaz.
You've got to store that.
You drove six miles to the forest.
Unlucky pet.
Leave him as a failure, eh?
Oh, boys, this is German, I've been more stressed than you are.
What the fuck you are?
Ah, please score up this phone as well.
Four minutes away from prep.
Four minutes away?
Ah, I tell you what, you know, I tell you, look at me, your team's in your cunts fucking shit, your manager's going in, you're all cheating cunts.
It's easy to do it after a break.
I'm going to have that.
Right, you've got to win, yeah?
It's not easy to stop.
I've just died on the floor.
There are two rules in three months.
I think it's just actually best if you hold it.
Oh!
No, I think he's a pad.
I think he's a pad.
He's a free kick.
If he's in the box, it's a different style.
Free kick.
Where is it?
Yeah, it's outside.
It's outside that.
So, just watch out for your bed next time, please.
Alright, let's turn the wall over a bit more.
Sure, mate.
How do you always do it, bro?
How are we going to do more, Moose?
This would be one of the best.
If I actually put this back, it would probably be one of the greatest ever things in Premier League.
One new down, so we've had to go two rolls, two minutes left.
We can make that same inverse, if you're correct.
Have you ever seen a guilty secretary, scoring out of the scoreboard?
Fuck it.
I told you so, though, I'll fucking help you.
Ah, three, five.
Yeah, get up, come on.
Alright, go on, count this one.
Oh, I got this.
Keep going!
Switch it.
He's the fucking ball!
Oh
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He's shitting himself!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
How fucking lucky is that?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No way, boy!
There is no way!
He can't take you down there, either!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Look at that fucking...
His arms!
Yeah, that's a fucking serious one!
What a finish!
Oh my god!
This would be one of the funniest moments ever please.
There's something so funny.
That's what I was talking about.
I'm gonna watch this.
Thanks for the lame of it.
It was cool back there.
I feel like this is the next time you go all the way to the front.
Oh my god imagine.
This would be so funny.
And you get something right if you go off.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Get everyone in the fucking box.
Keep up.
This'll be so fun, I'm gonna piss your pants off.
Please.
I told you, I always do it right.
What the fuck?
It ain't gonna do it now.
Why you not challenge for that, you fucking idiot?
Enough!
Come on!
What do I do now?
What do I do now?
Oh my God.
Clear the way.
Is it done, Chas?
So if we knew it was... are we serious?
Full time, full time away.
Just kicking it away.
Come on, full time, full time.
Like the whistle.
Like the whistle.
Full time.
And step down boys!
And step down boys!
NOOOOOO!
Yeah!
We won't get the record!
Whatever, get the record!
Get the screen time!
That's that! We fucking did it!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
That's a run stream, any words are on stream!
That, that, any words are on stream!
We've fucking done it!
Fucking blue wankers, peps gone now as well.
now as well champions of Europe you'll never see that no cavies moment
fuck off that's fucking like that that's like for our club fuck off our club you
You fucking went to your first game of the day.
Where is the Sambookers?
Get them down here, go on, tell your man, fucker.
Come on. Oh my god, who's the one?
Right start, is it?
Champion! Champion!
Oh, man!
Champion! Champion!
10-7-4, yeah, man, 10-7-1, that's good.
Woo! Oh my god, we've done it.
We've done it, Chess.
I've been fucking trying to do it for my fucking fucking 24 years.
Here you can.
Dad, you're good.
I think he's pocketed all of me.
Dad!
Are you on stream? Is there anything to say?
I'm here next week.
Champions are here next week. Let's chill out.
Time to do your own one song.
I can hear, you're on the stream, is there anything to say, instead of just shouting?
Just screaming.
What a night magic and we can just chill at the weekend.
Oh my god mate, when that guy went in I was thinking no way.
Oh, mate, I'm fucking buzzin'. Oh, mate, I can't believe it.
Oh, all them years of pain. Come on.
Oh, I'm fucking yours, you deserve this.
Where is that?
The street's on the library, is it, Matt?
He's not from North London, he's from Essex.
What happens to supporting your local?
Oh, wow.
The Dark Day for Football, that. The Dark Day for Football.
Well done, sir.
I mean, we went to the Emirates and did it, mate.
Congratulations, mate.
I'll draw up, that was actually really good. You had a good time.
I can't believe it, at least we've got to be fucking away for the next 2 minutes now.
Oh, Ben, you're obviously going to break off now.
How is that going to be, you see? That fucking couldn't even watch.
I know, currently, this birds are also not safe, so that's also sort of what you're looking forward to.
That's good for them, I think.
What the fuck is that?
That's a fantastic day for Chasar.
I'm not feeling it, I'm not feeling it, one of them wasn't going to win the league for the past fucking four months, I don't care.
They've been above it here, haven't they?
Oh, so, pardon me for not saying I've been asked not winning the league.
That's just bad for people, right?
Fuck that, that's football.
Oh, fuck it, happy for your friend.
Yeah, they did it then.
They're embarrassing.
By the way, if that, if that what they're doing...
If that's how it was, the fucking league!
This is why I'm not going to like it.
This is why no one likes Arsenal first.
To be better, there is a possibility of Bruno for that to be a sister.
Bruno might be a sister, I'm sure.
Yeah, you're going to be your best ever player.
We've had the preps.
Oh my God, this is one of my best moments of my life.
The first ever preps in my life.
You were allowed one of those?
I was three, I don't remember.
Fuck you.
That's my dance. You left the week. 23 years.
Fuck that.
Fuck that. I've been waiting 23 years to hook up with the first title.
Fuck you now, they ask it.
Babe, babe, what's up?
Babe?
Ah, babe. It's emotional.
Team, we've won the league, we did it.
Just letting you know, after they lost to Bournemouth, you wanted that tear out.
Have we got one to believe in?
We've fucking knocked, you know.
We fucking did it, team!
This one's so sporty today, they're gonna be choking.
I bet you what a time to start.
What a time to start being.
You're glory supporting little bit.
I think we'll get three shots now.
Don't get a freak, he's out of his mind.
So I'll have all three of you put in the lead?
I fucking can't believe it!
I can't believe it!
Let's see what Sky are posting, because that'll be all of that.
I can fucking fly over shit.
Well, they probably are going to push the title on us.
About a year.
Now the supporters will see how they do it.
I just want to be involved.
I don't even know what I'm trying to say.
Oh, is it getting hot?
Yeah, I'm getting the wee bit hot.
There you go, champions.
Say what though?
I'll give credit where credit is due.
Right, I will say at least.
You know what, I've got to say one thing.
What a fucking idiot.
I don't know, let me focus. This is what you call a fucking idiot.
Look at that.
Oh, man. That's getting back to you.
I just call it a fun that's gone to a game and had a bit of fun.
I'll do ya.
I've got another picture to show you as I hold him.
He's holding on.
Yeah, he's waiting for this.
And I will say one thing on the title.
I'll say, I will fucking...
I'll create two arsenal, because they stuck my manager.
Do you mind?
They stuck my manager.
They give him time, they give him money and they just left him in there.
Do you want?
Oh yeah, I'm fucking out of here.
You mean, that's a hideout that's the room right?
That's the room right now, thanks.
Do you mean like I'm some sort of...
Oh, sometimes I get a good feeling.
Fucking suck on that, mate.
Go on, church, you have my comfort.
Ha ha ha!
You want a yen or not?
I know.
The fuck they all listen to that, they're strong as fuck.
They're strong man.
They most probably must have put on that good.
I'm so sweaty also.
You've got the two rigs you said, I've got them for you right now.
You've got who's up for some fucking stride man.
I'm just taking this now.
That's just poppin.
It's all for the time of the day, I think we can do it.
It's good for the Premier League, different winners.
It is good for the Premier League.
Next year it could be...
It could be man United.
You used to do a good job.
Pep's going.
The man said he was going to have that pull.
You used to push for second, maybe first year.
Well, he's up for the win there.
Next season, no.
Two or three players, I'm not going to.
The reason we won't win this year is we've got the lead to focus on
Champions League, I think, or Carmel.
It's going to be a tough job for Carmel.
It is, it is.
He's a great man, he's a great tactician, and never overharmed.
But any day, would you rather win the league
than playing at his arse and flying on the sky?
Or would you rather, for his third, get Champions League
and not need to pay his expo?
Aerosprick, that's not nice, that's a tie, mate.
That is not nice that. I respect what? Just fucking speaking of the facts.
What a fucking egotistical man.
We're in holiday trying to have fun.
I don't know why he says it's complaining because there's been lots of games.
It's something cool that means to the table now.
Who the pool is the best?
Who the pool got last game of the season?
Ah, Bournemouth now, no, man.
It's the true in the end, that's why.
Shame.
Yeah, Liverpool got jammed, though.
Bournemouth have got Europa.
Chelsea have possibly become France,
but also, so have Rampford.
So shame, though.
Now we have to price first going down. Everton, Everton by the way, last game of the season
is a truck game. And then West Ham have got Leeds. So do you think you beat Everton on
the last game? You do. Ah, f*****g juggler.
That's Perfom. He should have been in the store in Jazz's room. That's not nice. That's Perfom
That's 5'4. What?
Destroyin' judge.
Judge, your room's gettin' destroyed right now.
See, there's a store on your room.
That's the struggle, aren't there?
He's the struggle, aren't there?
He's forced to take hold of me, though.
Check it, you punk!
Who cares? We just want to come.
No, you can't. I'm checking it out.
Ah, mate.
You're on it, you're on it, can I charge?
I'm on good right now.
I'm on bad end of the morning.
He said something to something's leaking.
Kill him! Kill him!
Try me a fucking rubber, you eat shit with a bell in.
What do you mean?
Celtic won the lead.
Gary, you won the lead.
Kill him.
What a fucking joke.
We've got five teams bro, shut up.
Then the five teams.
Manside?
Ah manside?
What's that ever said?
What ever sports you manside?
When you're at a show at a screen, you can say
Oh cos you wear a shirt, that's what sports men say
It's called manside
That's the way they do it
You still have a way of doing it?
I went to Warner's for the game
That could be the easiest nibble on the road
You what?
That was the easiest nibble on the road
Show your forefoot boy
You don't wear no T-shirt. Not in England.
Come on, yeah, boys, in green.
It's early fucking on, early fucking on.
You support Boris certain, Boris?
Yeah, go on, Jay. I'll put a bit of bits in it.
He's doing his thing.
What the fuck is that supposed to be about you?
It's your pride.
You play lovey-dovey as the champ, I want to see you.
Thank you very much.
You've been my host for a while.
What in the fuckin' hurts?
Fuck off!
Clear, mate.
Come on, mate, boys, you can read.
Love and oil up.
Up the fuckin' ceiling.
Which of my room for?
If you need your room, it's up a lot.
Chances of my room?
How do you get on out there, fuck?
Look at my worker!
He's died in the hallway.
That's my room. That's my bathroom.
There he goes over. Boys, gents and swimming.
Where's Tate?
Yeah!
Yeah!
We've got him!
I'm out of time.
I'm out of time.
Come on, Kerry, it's your turn, mate.
Come on!
I'm out of time.
I've got to fight the worst, and that's the wrong idea.
I've got to fight the worst.
Jesus, what was that?
Off to the old townspeople?
Ah!
You've got to hold it down.
We're going down, we're going down, we're going down
Fucking get it
You're fucking shit
You're fucking shit
You're fucking shit
You're fucking shit
You're fucking shit
Oh, it's so funny
I'm gonna have to close the open score then
You know, you know, you know, it'll take under vent every day of the week, and then we'll win the fucking league as well, and then when he's won the league, I'll just put him in jail.
Go to jail!
Can you take the old traffic, seriously?
Well, never take the old traffic.
Well, if you go to a man's city, should you celebrate your ass when you're in a tight spot?
Well, oh my god.
Someone's knocked themselves out.
What?!
I called it, oh fuck.
Oh, mate.
Yeah, I won't show that.
It's out, it's out.
Oh, Jesus.
I think he's fat.
Oh.
Oh, it's not, it's not, no, he is, it's just not,
it's just a bit of not worth it.
He's not all it, I don't know.
You know what, he's mad.
I thought you said he's not funny.
I thought you said he's not funny.
He's fucking moving, so I think he might be.
I think he was in the top of the pool, that's why.
Wait, he's still going to get his rope.
I thought he was going.
That's going to hurt like a f***ing morning early.
Not.
You think he's dead?
You can't Draco, you can't say Celtic yet man.
It's just one of the lead bro.
Celtic department everywhere we go to mate.
I don't know how many it says.
PGNL champions.
It was one team you get slagged on this.
I think it was one of the lead.
By the way,
I'm going to take something Celtic player after rush.
Is he up?
Nice, who was it?
I'm Daryl Ralston
Yeah, the fuck is that?
Anthony Ralston
Ralston?
Ralston
What did he say to you?
Right back
Did he start?
Did he start?
He's going to Scotland for the World Cup as well
You've asked me a question, did he start?
Of course he does
No, he's probably missing you from the bench
He's a fucking great player
The serious one?
He's not the serious one, Jack, he's great
He follows me out
He's fucking shit
He's going to the World Cup and he has to go to the World Cup now you know.
He's got work to do, he's got work to do.
No store check, no store.
He's also pushing out, he's fucking helping here.
He's not pushing, he's a good player.
You doing my good mid-taxer?
That's not what I said, I'm...
Follow me, fuck.
I'm going because the last game of the season now means fuck up, but for Westam Spurs, it's gonna be a fucking no
God just congratulations
By John crime you rubber what else like him for John yeah, I'm like fucking leather
Take the title
We'll give the Orchins there, Dodge.
We'll give the Orchins there.
Because you've got to think the nerves.
Do you guys, I feel like Stan,
called the Anspire, both of those.
That was nice there, Chaz. I fucking hate you.
Fuck with you, Chaz. I hate you, as.
Hate Orchins, love the Chaz.
He's fucking, he's been nice there, I'm sorry for that.
Oh, mate, Joey, I'm finished.
Right, Scabbit.
Babe?
I just want to fucking leave you.
I've just, I've just exorted the most energy of my life.
I've made my balls.
I fucking I must have missed that
I think the three shots might have helped
Yeah, the qualities
Generally, there's no point even calling him
No peps, got him
Why would I call, mate?
I'll say one point, I'll say one thing, the only reason he takes care is because I care so much.
That's the only reason? No you wouldn't know mate.
He's done now, he won't be asked.
You're right.
Who are they? We've got 100 in here.
Same.
We've got to pay our own good on them us.
He's changed your bowlers.
Oh yeah, we've got to get him ready for the play.
Yeah, he's got a shit.
Is he actually going there?
That's clear.
That's the best.
Whatever the weather,
Rangers are better than Celtic.
Are they big?
First the best,
first the worst, second the best.
For the moment they're going there.
Are you okay, mate?
Thank you very much mate. I'm just saying, what size are you in a shirt because I need to get your last one printed with Champions 25 on the back for the parade.
I'm all right.
You all right?
Yes.
What do you mean you're all right? That's not a size bra. I need medium, large or XL?
No, I'm going to see a shirt.
I mean I know you can look after yourself but I wouldn't recommend it.
No, I'm going to see Sherwood, I'll be all right.
So you're not doing the bet?
You what?
So you're pulling out of the bet?
I'm going to say that.
What is that?
So never the bet is, you've got to wear an awesome shirt with champions on the back and be at the parade and we stream it.
You're not going to join this football club?
I'll be there.
Oh, you're going to be real?
I'm going to get stuck to this, my break.
What?
I'll get stuck to this, my break.
What?
There's one over here.
And I'm going to make sure that all of these dance bands work.
I don't know.
So yeah, I'll put women's over on here.
I'll do some of that on stream tomorrow.
Alright then Michael.
Anyway, we've had some great bantal tools at the end of the season,
but I just want to say, I'm not going to be trying,
I'm not going to be annoying.
I'm just going to say, Pep's done now, he used a thought,
he enjoyed a few years of reining it in.
It's now the Arsenal era.
You're only asking Arsenal cars, how are you feeling?
Oh my God, I forgot about that.
My Arsenal cars.
They're getting to the roof.
I'm going to put on the full bike pass, I'm going to get them now,
they're probably too expensive.
What's going on?
Yeah.
You think it's such a moive, Manchester's red?
Are you a wimp?
Oh, shit.
What are you saying?
I'm not supposed to laugh at this.
I've always been a red...
Shut the hell up.
I'll tell you what, come on.
Stop pretending you care about the league.
You don't even watch the games?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you deserve it.
Chazza.
What?
Chazza.
What are you talking about?
Chazza.
You don't even watch it.
You just watch Chazza's reaction.
You don't care about the game.
John.
Did you work with the rest of the season?
Me, no.
Who do you support?
I support...
He's asking about it.
I support women's rights, mate.
So you want to complain about it and you're asking about it?
And you need it.
Yeah.
So if you want to complain about that, mate, speak to Fleece.
No, it's okay.
We all seen that, you know, it's all but you were younger, mate.
We all seen that.
You don't want to see the side of you.
You don't want to hear anything.
What was that?
Sorry, sir.
Do you please repeat that?
No.
Yeah.
Me, no.
Tell Me, no.
Tell me, you know, he's team selection and he's models with football shows, he's wild, you know.
Models? You don't even know where anything about football takes, you just pretend to like it for...
You know what I'll say, I'm not going to say it like it's like I'm not going to say it.
You know, I know he's about to say it, that's actually why he'll...
It's like the set then.
Nah, nah, he just pretends to like it, he's not sure.
Tell me, you know...
Tell me.
You know football takes to show you're wild, you know what I'm saying?
Football takes? Is that right?
Is that right?
Well I'll tell you something, I don't know about your loyalty, so if you want to go there, mate.
Come on mate, you're just not very loyal at all, mate.
You're just friends, you know what I mean?
Not very loyal.
Getting a bit deep, this.
Anyway, we're fucking champs.
You're shit unlucky, mate.
Go spend 100 mil.
Mate, Manchester's fucking rare.
You're not going to want to go there, I'm fucking kidding.
Yeah, it'd be no pleasure to have such a scratch.
Yeah, tell you something, you know what he's like.
You don't really think.
He just always... he always used to make a poachers, you know what I'm saying?
Right, I didn't make it first time.
He's totally worth my whole time cheating.
I don't even cheat.
I'm not a cheater.
I just kissed him here.
I kissed him here for... I know, I bet you it's not true.
It's not true. It's not true.
It's not true.
Fucking kissed him here.
Where's my fucking knife?
Go on, Druid, you were the 33, mate.
No, no way.
No one else on the real?
Yes, they are.
I was very much in this game, let me go and get some tea.
Yes, let's get that.
What the fuck is that, you?
What is it?
What are you doing?
What's this?
I've worked a 10-year and can't believe it.
I think...
He's stressed over.
He's fucking stupid.
I think without the momentum, I think the champion is in fire, I think it'll only be two in
up against Gina.
I don't really know either, that's just the bonus.
All I want of this year is the bread.
You've got to tell why you're there, you've got to tell me.
No, no, I do agree with you.
Like, obviously you want to win it, but like, I can't lie.
At least you've got one.
You've got something.
I think it's big as well for obviously our title, like, you think of how many years it's
come, I'm sure.
And this is why I always like to manage it when we get them right.
You get a manager, you give them the time and you fucking see what you can reduce.
Yes, I tend to have had three bad years all the other way.
He's like, hot on it.
Hot on it.
You give him time and he fucking has won the title.
And that's the day that every fan now will fucking love him for no matter what.
And that's what we should have done with Olin.
That's what we should have done with Tenad.
That's what we should have done with Rizzo.
And now we've got to do it at the clinic.
You've got to get behind him, you've got to give him time and we've got to see where he takes us.
If he has a bad next season, we can't just get rid of him.
But what's the difference?
Battery chain.
He's at the season, he doesn't know.
Maybe not really.
It happens a lot.
Yeah, but again, Jack.
You know what, to be fair, I'd probably say not really, because he's too stubborn.
But again, if you were giving time and he gets the players, who was sixth?
But when he got the sacks, he weren't in the first position.
I think the thing with Reibon was like, it was too stubborn.
Yeah, I feel like Karik, why he's had some successes, because he's played.
I was talking about a stream match day, and Martin yesterday I thought,
your team's not bad, it should never have been where it was.
No, we should never have been seven.
He was just playing everyone out of position.
Yeah, it should have been seven.
Oh, good.
I'll try to take a look at that.
I'll try to take a look at that.
Oh, it's safe man!
Oh my god, all the boys were watching it together, Declan Rice, I told ya.
I told you, it's down.
I was fucking called from Degas.
Retweak.
It's pretty sick to see that.
Do you know what, I actually don't feel that bad now, so I've run out of...
I always wanted to ask you something about that.
You don't remember it, I've like...
Fuck them blue cheats and bastards.
He's actually mad about what this team's been through, like...
That group of clowns have been through a lot.
They've been through fucking fucking fun.
Think about how much they've fucking lost.
I bet it's true.
I bet for them, yes, I believe.
Because I'm telling you now, if that went to Pax...
They'll be out on the piss, aren't they?
You'll get back to Pax Palace for them to piss, don't they?
Yeah, they'll be.
But then you just celebrate it, innit?
Alright, Jack, can someone please come and look at my wallet?
I can do it so terribly.
You can't say anything to a fucking module.
I don't know what it is with the United Legends.
They don't like guy for some reason, I don't get it.
I just thought the United Legends, I'm sick of seeing them slight the club and slight anything like that.
Do you get behind the fucking club and support us?
It's so annoying.
Especially when you're doing so well.
I don't understand why. It's so weird.
It gets to a point where it's boring now. It's just so weird.
And I grew up watching it, obviously not to, you know, because it'd be a four-mile times.
Copa Mata!
It's just like so weird. You see third-hand Schmeichel support the club, one with him.
And then there's just icons of what everything at the club was playing.
It's just not like, you know what I see?
I don't see it.
And current players don't want to see it.
I don't like it.
It's what it is.
It's so annoying.
It's annoying?
Yeah, it is.
I don't know about it.
I don't know about it.
I'm not going to tell you when the league comes around.
Is that your son's son?
That's not my son.
Is that Pied's son?
That's Pied's son.
That's Pied's son.
Pied's son.
That's your son.
He's not going to tell you.
You know how this shit, though.
You look like John Tassan and nothing.
No, you generally, your second I've seen the movie.
I'm not going to say.
You know what?
I've seen the movie.
No, you generate your second best scene in the movie, bro.
I think that's it, you go on.
No, I'll say it.
A minute, on the phone, since Gary's coming, we'll give the best scene.
You know what, mate, you can have whatever you want.
You're the best scene in the movie.
I think that was it.
I keep cruising his phone all the time.
He's looking at us all the time, isn't he?
I'll go after him, bro.
There's way better than the ones you can get.
Yeah, but Bob, there isn't...
No, the only other manager is Williamson Rijek
and we have to buy him off his contract, I believe
but apparently he said he'd leave and said no, no
He's leaving? Or really?
But it's like, also, Kaj's earned the right to stay
We've lost two games since he's been in charge
and that was leaked in Newcastle, like...
What's bad about that?
We beat all the fucking top sides
You have my chance
Is that wrong or have we lost more?
If we all had, it wouldn't have been good
Managing Man United is different to any other club.
It is. It just is. There's a few hundred percent United, right?
Oh my god!
It definitely is.
So now we can have proper conversations.
Managing Man United is not like Man United.
You can't go from formative to United.
It doesn't work. It will not work.
You can't go from evidence United.
It didn't work for Moise. It didn't work for Van Hal.
It didn't work for...
The massive difference, all he did to say, all he was very good was he had one bad season and then he got renaissance
and that's when he got a beating time, he wanted to sign for even being asked.
Jude Bellingham, Karl and imagine the publicity to him would be a fucking different decision.
These icons are quite beautiful, they know what it feels like.
good
I'm a man who's a boss and a bike
are you able to do that?
i don't know that
it's your first one
I swear on something to you
it's only on my line
three man is weak
I could be the fourth
that's down to you
you know I smacked on him
wait how do I
how do I
Is he a suspect?
He might have a nightmare.
Oh, I mean, oh, I'm...
Depended of all the plug.
He is.
Looks like he is.
Yeah, I'm worried I've been so much involved in the corner.
They might be a pentasperter.
So you're all just shit as well, aren't you?
Or is it better, buddy?
Fuck it, I was correct, I was.
What was he doing?
If the ball's in play, it's a pass.
Oh, I don't know why he's doing it.
I did my first.
I don't think it's in...
I don't think it's in... I don't think the ball's in play.
I think it was.
Just before he kicks it, that's when the contact's made.
Good luck, shame, mate.
I'm not the poorest kids, I'm fine with that.
You what?
I'm not the poorest kids.
Oh, I'm not only joking, this is genuinely one of the best moments of life.
I'm so happy.
Watch out.
Oh my God.
Champions or Champions League?
It's going to be an audition.
It's going to be a great competition.
I'm never going to win.
What's up, man? Take it easy, mate.
Let's kick it off in the box here.
So happy that you don't see the energy I had.
I've got about a lot of energy.
I'm not good at how I went mental.
I did a free shot.
And I did a free shot, sir.
No pun gets him.
Yeah, he's got one as well.
Honestly, happy signal.
I thought he would have stood on here.
He stood obviously on the stand.
Oh, he's on the new show.
Oh, fuck it.
Here we are.
He's just standing there.
I could be alright.
Look, look, look.
Oh that's bad, fuck it. That's not right, that's bad.
The fight is no longer the war.
It's fucking chill, man.
Yeah, it's roast wine.
Tell us you've signed the contract, you don't even come on yet.
Do you know why this annoys me? I don't think it makes a difference actually, because if that one doesn't get disallowed message asked, that goes down to the end of the season, they'll compile a date, and then West Ham could still have more chance of staying home.
Yeah, that's right. I've been talking bored then, have you heard?
Who's going to be on this matter? It's the long zone, you know. A fair few people, bro, I guess.
I've got actuals coming on, here we go.
Who's that twatch from Argentina?
Who's that money grabbing whore?
Ah, the hand-join, his name's Arnie Ars.
He's off the break.
Arnie won't be wearing trousers anymore.
Who's my favourite ex-man in the whole family?
What's up?
I thought I'd feel it, as to my gun, do you know me?
Yeah, it's Torrey's answer, fuck it up.
Alright, my voice is off.
Ring Ring, hold me up, sir.
Ooh!
You know what it came to do.
Ooh!
You're gonna play like I'm out of here.
You know what it's like to come to do.
Fucking minute!
Champions of England, James Adifil!
Well...
Ask them all about the champions.
Yeah, that makes you guys...
I think it's a public area that we've had to manage in given time.
I don't have any heritage, not cheating and allegations.
I think it's a very important key to master quality, if I'm honest.
I think there's a very interesting way to win a league.
I can't lie, I said this is a rugby score.
But you know, as a new Arsenal fan, how's it feel that we've won the league?
Honestly, the first quarter I was looking to go to, and it's a start I get to dream of going through.
Is it your first day as an Arsenal fan?
Of course, but today we won the league, we won the Champions League, and I say I'll do my best in my life.
And hopefully my league in the next season will be good.
Come on United State, man, squads, go on Stateful 20, you're the 26th man.
I'll be right back.
Good morning, Spurs.
I keep character up.
If you're at the right, you fucking deserve a chance, don't you?
No chance.
Fuck off, right?
What box have you got?
You what?
Oh, right.
I read a chap.
Ring ring for me, um...
If you look real life, I think it's the answer.
Lewis from the 21, mate.
I've got a 23 from a boo-hoo.
I'll do him, I'm sorry.
It's been eight months since I've gone on the bike.
Oh, I know a transfer is definitely happening as well.
And it's exciting for a big team.
And that's it.
I can't say.
It probably leaked in after that.
I know I'd be exciting this afternoon.
You know?
Yeah, that makes me sad that we didn't have the chance to do it.
So, we're doing 49 on the bar.
Oh my God!
Seven minutes at a time this first.
I can't believe that fucking is holding all the odds.
And then Savini I was in.
Oh my God.
Savini was fucking shit.
I can't believe this is going on guys.
Faking duck lock off tonight, I think.
Probably done.
Kill the game Chelsea, come on.
Cheers Fizzly.
Yeah that looks like you're in the car.
F**k it again God!
You kidding my dick dude?
It's just what I'm having, they took you as out.
I thought they could, nah, nothing boys, nothing.
F**k it.
Tell him back, we want our tell him back, we want our tell him back!
That's pretty serious about that, yeah. Sound like an ITK, though.
What about that Monday?
No.
I've heard it.
Come on, new Chacha, come on, new Chacha, come on, new Chacha, come on.
Don't come on, Chacha.
Nah, I'm not a joker.
Oh, how much can't I win?
Mate, what a f***ing man.
Mate, I f***ing do whatever you want to do.
You want to spin? I'll let him spin.
I can't believe Pugler's actually...
What the f*** are you talking about?
Pugler should have done it better, but he easily won.
Yeah, you've got to look at how hard the pitch was at Ravens.
F***ing hard.
Who's on 222?
Was that on 222?
No, it was on 24.
Good, mate.
Someone's back standing there.
That's my one.
My one.
My one.
Oh, I'm going.
He won't be going.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just going to try and see what I've done.
If you want to go to McDonald's it's up there by the way.
The Maggies, what the f***ing...
They carry the Maggies in speed.
Yeah, I got the same one.
He's a bit light.
I know, he's like a lovely brush doing that.
Yep, we can go on there, sit outside.
What about everyone's like, ah, chas of the jaw swinging.
That's chewing gum.
Good old... ah, mate.
Do you know what I mean? Never get an old shame.
If you used chewing gum, I'm a little f***ing hide your jaw swinging.
Yeah, come on.
Hey, what are you doing?
Have you fucking snook it back?
I'm joking.
I can't fucking believe it.
Yeah, I'm fucking joking.
You fucking deserve that.
I wouldn't have known so far in two days.
Yeah, go for that.
I'm gonna take it.
Oh, yes, please.
I'll do it for you, son.
Number two.
I'm gonna take it.
Number two.
Cheers.
Oh, the gunners.
Cheers mate.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Oh, that's not cool.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
Arsenal, they are lucky, aren't they?
Who needs a hot itch?
Yeah, fucking itch.
At least what it's on the phone.
Say a bit, mate.
It's all I need to tell you, we don't play trips, which anymore.
He's a bit behind.
You've got to be good for the world.
Wagging?
Finished.
Posing.
Imagine West... so what have they got to do with West Ham?
Got to win.
West Ham went and fought the Blues.
Really?
She's more than doable.
Oh wow.
I've never played my main game.
Ever had a home.
Ever had a home.
I've never played for any fair.
Oh, I think either.
I've seen it anyway.
What can we get that's not like a fast food?
Shit.
What can we get that's not like a fast food?
Do you know any where we could go to get some food that's not just fast food, chap?
We're to the small pasta.
They like square?
Oh yeah.
What, a tempest or other?
They're going to be open.
Oh, well then, look.
Oh my God!
Oh that's a generational video!
In comparison to things, it's quite embarrassing.
The V1 title.
The V1.
You might have liked the V1. More major trophies than Arsenal.
Go in there and make it about you.
I'm not my knight, I support him.
Congratulations sir, I'm buzzing.
Welcome in Catalonia, brother. Do you want your country?
England.
Thank you, thank you.
This is England, this is Europe.
Europe, yes.
My friend, excuse me, one euro for sandwich?
I don't have any cash, sorry.
No, no problem, no problem.
I can buy you a sandwich.
My name is Edward, you use my friends.
You want my dolls?
Okay.
Now get them for a night.
Thank you man.
That's fucking shit.
You don't want to like these, do you?
Fuck.
Don't tell the Queen.
Don't tell the Queen.
I'll tell this to you mate.
I'll thank she's.
Yeah, I don't.
Don't tell the people.
All right.
I thought you were that way man.
WWE?
Who are you guys?
Alright!
He's the character bro.
I love his character.
Apparently, apparently.
Apparently!
Apparently!
Apparently!
Alright!
Alright!
Can I talk to the jinger?
You what?
That guy's alright, it's a loady.
BASARRA!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Alright.
BASARRA!
BASARRA!
We did it!
We did it!
Fuck, that was just me hearing it.
We did it.
We did it.
What did it, huh?
You did it, car. You're number one.
Just read the chat.
Yeah.
I can do that.
I'm very hungry.
Shit lambs, nah I thought that one.
You had to be happy for each other.
Not with the league.
How long ever?
22 years.
22 years?
24?
Yeah, that's...
It's match, that's actually older than that.
Yeah, that's crazy.
So he has watched...
He actually has seen them on the league technically.
It was 26.
But...
Yeah.
I'm fucking buzzing for a chance, I want a great, fantastic spectacle.
We did it, Gropy, massive bell end.
Did I say we did it or did you tell it to which other?
Tell it to which other, mate?
Man, he's won the fucking league, you know, one in 22 years, they're gonna be happy.
Your stream's going?
Ah.
To be honest, mate, it's probably for the fucking best.
You know that?
Yeah.
for the best
probably because I fucking just handed it up
for the best
alright mate
yeah I saw my child fucking ended in progress
just fucking can't do this anymore
what a great day with a fucking
great day for child that I'm fucking buzzing with
I'll tell you what, where the fuck's Chasagore?
He's up there in the phone blessing.
Worst title of one in team ever? No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Boycott and Marquise? Yeah, I just don't fucking...
I'll get that on there, don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it, Markies.
Rear ends off, mate.
Do you have a door house? What door house?
What?
What's that signal?
All your flight, the flight was actually suck.
It's good flight, good as it could.
We're flew in the airline, in Buena Willa, whatever the fuck it was.
Mate, I almost elbowed the guy next to me.
You're joking.
I walked up a couple of strats, but it's not like that.
There goes Pino's future collab with McDonald's.
What are you turning down mate?
Cluck it.
It's been clucked.
What?
It's been clucked.
Clucked to clucked?
What's the chance of it?
On the phone.
On the phone?
On the phone to...
You thought I was saying we could do it?
Yeah we could get to it, so if I cluck it in here, it's like it.
You got a big bucket anywhere up here though.
Nah but like, Boston's numb for it?
Yeah.
South London Houston.
I don't know what to do with the Houston's, don't throw it at other things.
What is it?
I am fucking waiting for him, so we better...
Let's have a look at your flight.
What is?
Barter.
No, they get here.
Yeah, Barter.
Fuck, we just be with ourselves again.
It's just me, myself and her.
Oh, the sails have come out.
What?
The sails have come out.
Are you crying?
Oh, bless him.
Charge!
Oh, charge!
Charge up!
Oh, mate.
Oh, mate. Real men fucking cry.
No, I was just...
Oh, mate.
Oh, fucksake, mate.
What the fuck am I doing here?
Oh, I believe him.
Yeah, he's awesome. He's doing well on camera himself.
I'll stay here.
Oh, bless him. That's nice.
I've got people with those kind of things, really sick.
Probably not. I don't want to make a chocolate mic on that sport of ours now.
I'll stay here.
I'll death.
I'm gonna stay here now.
Three-one now.
Are you fucking right? I'm being serious.
It's all right, it's one month.
Mine's going as well.
No score in on though.
Two, eh?
Two, yeah.
That's your one-off cupid.
What's it got, mine?
You always got a cupid as well, so it's mine.
One month.
Mate, it's fucking actually one month.
No, cupid's turned off against us.
Fuck.
You're crazy.
Fuck!
And we are way into it at the time.
We're not going to like it.
Fuck's sake.
Let me give Charles another hold.
Full time.
It's full time.
It's full time.
Had a virus, I'd be fucking next.
That's final.
So did mine 3-0?
Yeah.
No, man!
Look at my t-shirt!
I can take it off.
I'm just gonna jump around you.
I'm just joking, I'm gonna get a friend but it's alright, thank you.
Thank you my friend.
Thank you.
Come on boss.
Let's go.
Let's jump club.
We need swings, can't move or nothing.
Yeah, see you all in my old team.
Who said logs there, eh?
Just been off of a free-stop football set now.
Yeah, I didn't say it to you.
What?
You never said you were.
Oh.
You just said stupid.
Oh fuck that then?
Nah.
I'm a fucking such a loyal man mate.
I will.
Oh sorry mate.
Sorry mate.
Oh fuck it, alright.
Oops.
I think I'm close.
Nah the food is there.
Between.
We could just try on the X.
What's that?
I don't want to get excited.
We're going to be asleep.
I need to get a cross.
I'm sorry.
Sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Jasmine, Jasmine.
He might have missed five.
He's fucking a bit upset in the next set.
I'll fucking say it for him.
Shut the fuck up.
Thank you, Jasmine, for the five.
No, no, no, it weren't Jasmine who did it.
She just said he's missed five.
Fucking timing, love.
Read the room.
Fucking, I just thought he was fucking random.
You're there. He missed five.
I'm not a global superstar. I'm a global icon.
This is the thing. Listen, I'll try and keep the spirits high.
I'll try and have the comedy here and there in sprinkles, but then also realise I'm fucking starving and you're starving.
End of the day, man. We've got to be fucking wasted, right, yeah?
I'm not a global superstar. I'm not a global superstar.
I'm a global icon.
This is the thing. Listen, I'll try and keep the spirits high.
End of the day, man. We've got to be fucking wasted, alright, yeah?
I'm watching where I go, see, it's just in case there's a grid, I might as fucking sweat, dammit.
Hi guys!
Now we're talking!
Where have you been, officer? It's right here.
No, thank you.
We've got a few choices.
Do you want to get that?
Mate, is that a place before it went open or not?
Yeah, it won't be, will it?
No, no.
What's that?
Oh, what?
The one with the same?
May I go inside somewhere else?
That's a really good bar, if we just want to get on the piss.
I don't want to get on the piss.
I don't want to get on the piss.
I had to go there before it was finished.
That's what it is, sir.
You can see where the chair is.
We did it that fast, by yeah, past that.
Oh, by here?
I said, I said no four times.
Oh, mate, he's not in there somewhere.
Well, I can't get money if I take the leaflet.
I don't think he does.
He ain't...
But what have you just put the leaflets off?
Er...
I got rid of them all tonight.
Now, I don't know if I can show them up in the split,
but we can try.
I'm fucking up, because I'm fucking wasting away here.
Also, my Donald says, bear.
What?
Yeah.
He says what?
What?
There's actually a lot of chicken wings as well in this place.
What's that in there?
I think it's open.
I think it's open.
Yeah, it's open.
Pizza, pasta, paella, meat, steak.
Pizza, pastries, seafood, thought about, meats, steak.
Broga?
I was getting there.
Yeah, I was going there.
I've been here before.
I had to be there first.
Have you been here before?
Yeah.
We need a table, let's prepare it and fix it.
Of course, you sit down.
Come on.
You know you've been...
We'll take care of it.
One minute challenge, just put the tripod up.
The shop that we went to before the chart is based on the spice version of original cakes.
they're doing it.
they're doing it.
2 on box.
they're doing it.
yeah, because I couldn't either way.
I thought you were doing it?
yeah.
Tuesday, 278.
Tuesday, 278.
I hope it's still silent.
I hope it's no serving.
That meant you don't have to.
There's a crockery in this one.
are you still serving?
are you doing food and drink?
I keep on eating
only drink?
shit
when you're close to
close
no
thank you
do you want to be a jibber?
yes
I'm a jibber
I'm a jibber
I'm a jibber
Do you want me to show you about that?
Yeah.
Are they?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna judge.
I'm gonna judge.
I'm gonna judge.
Oh, this one?
Yeah.
Can I read?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm looking.
I thought we were really afraid for the fuck's sake.
It's going to have to be some orders.
Yeah?
That's the orders, something.
No, I thought...
If I should have asked you, I would have got food.
Good world.
I had like a few...
Fuck, it's a good world.
So, that went well.
I get it, because it didn't.
I love you so much, I love you too round.
I only have just joined Celine, my world mate, telling me you're the king, Nicky.
Well, it's not all about that.
You know, it's all some shit.
I'd rather get fucking fast food or something.
Mate, how do I have a fucking bravakis?
I think they're still serving food.
Oh my God, smash burgers?
Surely you can get a smash burger at this time.
Oh yeah, they're taking on us.
I've got my son gone.
It's about to go off.
Wow!
It's about to tap us.
What the hell is that?
I'll make it clean with it.
This room won't be empty.
Do you want to live life, gentlemen?
The app seems laid out, isn't it?
It's not a look.
It's when I get my ref-shirt two to five hundred shares that night.
What the fuck, you know?
We can get a cup of tea.
Okay, so we'll let the backpack run out of it now.
Hickory, do you want a six, please?
Yeah.
Give it to that.
Alright.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, yes.
Thanks, yes.
You're welcome.
All made desserts.
All.
All.
Of course we'll have a well-in-poppy, I'll see you there at the final.
Why?
Oh, but I'll ask you that.
Jack, I'm going to read out the burgers you told me to go for.
Classic, original, crispy chicken, bacon, cheese, truffle or pork and like a pork pot.
Pork pot is a good show.
Spanish tapas, olives and chovies, peppers, pasta bravas.
Homemade whole half croquettes, breaded camberƩ, mancheco cheese, cured meat board,
IbrƩ and ham, garr, IbrƩ ham, not IbrƩ ham, no no no, IbrƩ ham, garlic brawn or steak
Tata
Darn my hand
Crispy chicken
Stuck me over
I'm thinking bacon and cheese
I'm making probably 4.5
And then you've got nachos
Nachos so free, crispy barbecue thighs
Buffer wings, chicken strips
mozzarella sticks
You want anything like jambajon?
You know I just like jambajon
It's about to go off air, I've never looked back at it, I've never looked forward.
It's on the back, oh my God, it's a pretty good chap.
It's about to go off air chap.
What's black gg?
J-E-J-E, what is that?
J-E-J-E sauce.
J-E-J-E sauce.
What is that?
There's a hot almond base sauce.
Fucking nutsort!
Ah, I can't bear seeing all the fucking edits.
Just be joking.
Just be baking for us.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'll have a little.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Are you ready?
I'm nearly ready.
That's number 9.
Can I order?
Yes, you can.
Can I get a coke as well please?
No.
No, I'm not.
Can I get a coke as well please?
Yes.
520 euros.
I'll do one for you.
Have you heard of her?
Burg is a burger, mate.
No, no, I didn't get it. I got a rumble chat.
Oh, nice one, Tess. Now she's left us.
You scared her, huh?
Just if you're going to do it, it's all over.
Where'd you get the book?
Now she's walked for fuck's sake.
Oh, Gigi, I'm starving.
I'm fucking starving and now she's gone back inside.
inside well done dickhead if you want an English menu fuck you read ours
can i get an almond?
sort this out an almond
pissing me off
no no no no
stop fucking almond
what the fuck is a good almond for?
a google gg sauce instead of almond
stop fucking almond
my name is spicy condiment
tangy and creamy
fuck i will try and have a gg
I'm going to get up here- Oh!
Yeah!
Are you fucking-
Why do you keep on scaring her after?
I can't stand you right now.
Stop talking.
Ugh!
They're going to find me after him!
Really?
I love talking to them now.
Why?
Why mine, Tim?
You'll get a lot of shifts, kids.
You'll have a fucking team.
No.
Not for him.
Do you know?
No.
What about us, then?
I'll change it.
Probably we'll change it.
I'll probably keep us there last night.
Oh, who fucking blame, Tim?
Who took a knife?
Oh, man, oh.
I'm really smart.
Yeah, I'm really smart.
Here she comes.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, she's got my hand.
I'm going to check, I'm going to check, I'm going to check
Check, I've got a very good one
I've got one all mine
Can I have this?
Ah, can I have this?
Thank you very much, what's that for?
It's up to go Irish, man
I don't have a fucking idea, I've got plenty
You did?
What are you doing?
I don't know, I just put it out there
What did he set the standards for us?
It's not the centre standard.
The centre standard.
Get a pen ready.
Can I please get
the steak tata
Can I please get
some mozzarella sticks?
Sorry about it...
he's not going to like that.
Can I please get some chicken strips?
Yeah, sure!
Is it poil chicken?
Thank you!
This one had the...
On the morseable?
Yes, do you want to see who I've got in the back?
Jazz, hold it up.
Yeah, just leave it in your mouth.
Cos his name's Beaver.
My name's Bean.
Can I just... Can I also get some french fries, please?
Fonce de Fonce.
What can I please get?
Can I please get the...
The bacon cheeseburger, please?
It's bacon, ham on.
I'm all done.
I'm all done.
I'm all done.
Can I please get the apple cake?
Thank you.
What's apple again?
That's banana.
It's banana.
Apple? No, it's banana.
It's banana.
It's banana cake.
Perfect.
That's fine by me. Thank you.
Be the one you want mate.
Can I order, can I order for him?
Can I just get a Caesar salad?
Caesar salad?
Oh, manzana salad.
Is that what you wanted, Chas?
Oh, sorry.
Would you like that?
Salad.
We cancel the salad, sorry.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
Salad.
I think you're alright for that, I think you're okay for that, Charlotte.
I'm done already.
Thank you.
Thank you, mate.
Yeah, Charlie, you go first.
Can I please have the pulled pork and the smashed tofu please?
Can I have that with literally just the pulled pork and the flour?
Six, yeah.
Yeah, with nothing else.
Yeah, no sauce, no cheese, like, no fondant.
I guess I'll have a chicken.
Yeah, I'm gonna get it done now.
I'm sure I can start with this.
You don't need to say it in Spanish.
I do.
I'm in Spain.
It's an insult.
Un-un-sult?
Why do you say I'm chicken-suit?
I've got no chance on this, have I?
Just say what you want me to.
I've got a kitchen closet.
I've got a closet.
I've got some chicken-suit.
What's that, what?
What's that in the kitchen there like?
Two French?
Ten minutes!
Oh!
English!
Okay, I've put one pork here for this.
No re-onion.
No onion.
I'll translate please, sir.
No flat onion.
Just said no onion.
No onion.
No onion.
We go to Lettuce, Lettuce, here.
And we go to the black...
It's easy sauce.
No in and out.
No in and out.
Do we have brownie please?
Again.
Sorry, sorry.
What do you say is brownie and spartan?
What part do you mean come basis?
It's brownie.
I thought we'd pass that, come on.
It's not brownie, is it?
We must have brownie please.
And what the goose do in front of everything?
How do you say I have...
I can have three tass?
Come Lucy, thank you for the five love.
I appreciate that Lucy.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And Poyle, Poyle sucks.
I don't even want them to say anything.
Poyle's stupid.
You're alright, you're alright.
He's alright.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm a good start.
I'm a good start.
I'm a good start.
Everything takes you.
Definitely everything.
Thank you.
Please, my friend.
What the fuck is that?
What's we fucking order?
Burger.
Star.
Here we go.
Yeah, my good start.
What the fuck off man.
I'm gonna fucking manage.
I'm about to take off my shirt.
Thank you.
Take these two in the first.
If you like it then shoot a put a ring.
If you like it then shoot a put a ring.
Don't be mad at me, sir.
I thought, I thought..
...fucked off much!
So... oh sorry, I thought..
If you like it then shoot a put a ring.
If you like it then shoot a put a ring.
I'm so fucking fucking love that.
Do you have any car machines?
Do you have any vinyls?
No.
What for fucks it?
Why do you know?
Have no cash?
No.
God.
I don't have a car.
Fuck.
No.
Do you have any car machines?
No.
Can I have the key?
Oh, we'll be back in a minute.
Fine, let's go.
You stay here mate.
Can you stay here?
Can you keep dancing?
I don't have a car though.
I don't have a car though.
Good.
Ah, honestly, my phone is going mental.
I'm fucking sad about this.
What's that?
It's like a sleeker banjo where you get fucking held up.
Ah, wumpy.
Wumpy?
He's not here, does he?
He's talking.
He's still dancing.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
He's talking.
Oh
So frankings
Sweet
Shit
I've never seen this before, I've never seen this before.
He fucking loves a car, but shiiiit.
He's just going for it now.
That one there?
That one?
20 minute car.
It's 2.3 at all.
Can I try the moment? Try, try.
Top one.
What can I get, Saap?
One, two, three, four, five.
Good sugar.
If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it.
If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it.
Oh, I fucking love that.
Saap one.
We don't get this back home.
You like the disco?
Yeah disco Roma.
That's cool.
Do you like this?
Do you like this?
That's cool basket.
English yeah.
Trying to go away.
You've been fucking scammed.
You put the chip on first.
Hang on, there's a way to touch.
He's trying to get out of this, that's what he's trying to do.
Not on my watch mate. Not on my watch.
That's how I'm used to it.
You got something in your phone. See if he does a different thing than me.
I can smell dangerous, by the way, I know we're not in danger.
Look at me now. It's not a fucking scam.
He's sitting on me. Don't you...
You're flitting me, no one else.
Hey, back over there.
Come on you, come on over there.
Are we just a number, are we?
He's had a few dustball baskets.
He's off as fucking rocker.
I'm gonna give it a tip.
What tip should I give you?
I'll get the gnome first.
Give me ten on top.
No, no, no, there's so much he charges for that, I want the red ones.
Alright, you have the red ones.
How much, mate?
Let's talk business.
That's quite...
Can I have a red ring?
Can I have a blue ring?
No, can I have a pink ring?
Thank you, sir.
Ten euro?
Ten euro, yeah.
Five, five.
That's it.
100 euro. Thank you very much. He's loving it. These ones don't work.
How do you do that? How do you do that? You gotta hold it.
Hold it. It's all up one minute.
Will you just affect my head by lebsi?
Yes. Hey, have a great night.
What? What? You run? You run?
You have a ring, mate? Your ring? Your friend.
Oh yeah, two other white ones. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Have a great night. Thank you.
You like it? You like it?
You like it? You like it? You like it?
You like it? You like it?
He can't stop dancing. One more dance.
Thank you.
He's fucking gone.
He's fucking gone man.
He's fucking gone man.
We're just...
He's just arrested him.
Just a fucking number.
Just a fucking number.
I just can't help but I feel as though he's fucking used me, abused me and threw me away.
Thank you.
Come out of it.
I'm getting half on my back.
I'm going to putt-pot.
I've tipped him for a reason, don't fucking take it all.
You give me 100 points for this fucking 40p, you fucking twat!
30p, 3 euro you fucking...
It's 40p, it costs like 40p to sell.
It's fucking pussy.
Up in the clouds...
Through my own little thing...
Ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da-da, don't give it any attention!
Yeah
But I've been here before you don't get scared on boxing on her. You don't you fucking don't yes, you know
This case before
Shit!
Ah!
Tell you what, you're right.
Man, it's fucking shit!
What's on us? Ruffus or scams?
Someone's not paying to the Red Port of Barcelona.
How much for these?
Oh, three.
Fucking bargain!
No, they're not.
Five dollars for the glasses, three dollars for the ring.
Barbie!
And I'm the ring, man!
I'm the ring!
No, I specifically thought it was not for that much money.
Brother!
I personally thought it was not for that much money.
For fuck's sake, just!
He's got the parking leak.
Exactly.
It's been on the floor.
Ha ha ha!
Fucking hell, chap!
Go on, Rasika.
Thank you for the fiver, Rasika.
Go on, thank you so much.
I appreciate that a lot as well.
Thank you so much.
Go on, Rasika. Thank you.
Yeah, I'm not even joking.
If you had that pipe seat, this would be a lot better.
Apple apps is worse.
If you're not, just let me see one.
Chaz.
I want a ring!
Last line, can we put a Premier League trophy in the top left please?
Can we speak about the Tic-Toc?
Actually, the Tic-Toc came up before you.
You paid today for a shaker.
You naughty wee flirt.
She's been flirting with your Tic-Toc?
Where's she got Wembley?
Where's she got Wembley?
Where's the sexy musical? Where's Jaden's band at Wembley?
Where's she got your E-flirty flirt flirt?
That goes for you, where's she got?
You go girl!
Where'd you get your car from?
You go girl!
What the fuck is she going for?
Where's she got? I see that.
I see that.
If you want to go with my friends, you have to get it in the name.
Go on Sammy, get the passatĆØre first.
It's not easy, it's not fucking easy.
Oh, mate.
You go, girl!
What a fucking time to be alive.
It's time to be alive, you.
It makes me look violent, this 28 minute bitch, yeah.
Oh, mate, honestly.
I hope you're not in return.
What a relief, over the five, love.
Thank you so much, love.
Yeah, these all keep on me, I think.
The life of that fucking...
Yeah, the fuck, man.
Holy fuck.
It's fucking lily.
lily.
lily.
Oh my god. lily.
Perfecto.
Oh mate, they're actually running me now.
You're fucking fast.
It's only for the fucking month that I'm watching them out there to win off.
Mate.
Who's getting back at you?
I'm waiting for you to stop running us for five minutes.
Yeah, I'm not actually an alcoholic.
You are?
I'm actually not that...
I will always come back to that time I said just go away and go drink a drink or whatever.
I've said enough to me that...
It's because it was Saturday.
Brilliant.
What else is Piper's like?
Are you doing that?
What's that?
I thought you were...
You're...
Jack...
I generally never really drink.
Leave, I...
I...
You can't really be seeing you in the blue mountain and you just go...
lots of leaves, right?
It's a bit embarrassing, isn't it?
Josh's actually mad at...
Fuckin' for not...
Yeah, he's actually mad at...
Josh's actually mad at...
I'm just saying, city genuinely like you got with it.
I know.
She's mad.
I don't think the city was never the same as you, like.
Hi, gentlemen.
How's your day?
Just press up, huh?
Ah, for fuck's sake.
For this?
Ah, mate, this one's for fuck's sake.
Go on, mate, rock.
Three out of five, mate.
You're my bastard.
Go on, man, you've been hard.
Three out of five as well.
Love, I appreciate that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's good that we know what...
I appreciate the guests.
Thank you so much, everyone.
When the rain...
No, the city did bottle it because anyone at the top don't even, when they'd be asked on
and then you must have bought their favourite toy.
All they needed to do was win the game, because they don't have the gold at the top, do they?
Yeah. They just don't win the games.
Oh!
And it'll all come back to old traffic.
Show it all.
We batted it.
Show it all. It goes back down to us, as well.
I remember that point at the season, when Martin Ellingham scored to equalize her city in the 90th minute.
Everyone was like, why don't you celebrate the draw?
I hope we should be meeting in the city tonight.
I loved that, honestly.
That's like an early game.
You could say that, mate.
I like the virtual burn.
It's true, that new castle name where we were, was it?
1-0-0, like the 85th minute.
Marino and everyone in the 90s.
Caprioli, that was bad.
Go on Amy Brackpool, favourite of five with that breeze, go on Amy, thank you so much love.
I appreciate that a lot as well, thank you love.
What's the problem here?
Hey, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Go on Jason, have you ever gifted me?
There must be a reason why I'm king of my castle.
There must be a reason why I'm king of the jungle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You like it?
Oh my God, what is this?
Nate?
Nate Burger?
Wow.
Oh yeah?
You don't have to show that.
Yeah, I'll show it to you, just simply just sign it.
N-E-E-K?
They call me?
Yeah.
That's the reason, man.
Can you hear my kiss, sir?
Oh!
You know when you take your partner
and then they just send her from the whole thing?
One, two, three.
It's too good of me right now.
He's coming off.
Oh, that fucking saying. You know what I mean?
Look, there's a couple of you here.
Yeah. Obviously, it's her operator.
Daddy Fergis had caught his pizza never, it's three times.
Now that's six of shit.
You get loads of something.
Who is he?
You get fucking loads? Oh my god.
Go on Leo, thank you for the five but I appreciate that lot Leo, thank you.
Go on, Mary, is it Mary or Mary? Thank you for the five again.
I always put you in the book. Thank you for the five again but I appreciate that.
Hey, thank you so much.
I've been up here at 10 to 12 on a Tuesday at Barcelona.
Oh, it's actually 10 to 11.
I'm going to just turn to 11 Michael, mate.
If I'm last on the run, it's 10 to 11 on here.
drink it
go on vintage, very well mate
you should actually try it, it's 100% good
how do you know when you get it out?
the end of the post
Kate, go on Kate, you're in a tent
Kate, you're in a tent
Kate, you're in a tent
Kate, you're in a tent
go on Scottish
what are you doing here?
what?
hey, thank you so much, Scottish
The Red Dog Tournament, Katey!
Thank you so much again Katey, I appreciate it, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You want us to get you a cup of shit, mate?
Do you want a cup of beer or a toilet?
I don't see a lot of beer, but we're eating a drink, actually.
Stop!
Bless you.
Bless you, mate.
I've been hit!
Shut up, be careful, he's not in the house.
I hope.
People.
Excuse me, por favor?
Ah, toilet.
It's down there in the...
It's inside.
Gracias.
Can you hold that, Vigo?
I'm all right.
Special shades and like...
Mate, how's it going?
I've never seen it.
Have you had that before?
Oh yeah, we've got like these tracks.
I've had that before.
And I've got retro bands this year.
What did we do?
No, we're actually...
You've got the Travis Scott.
I've got the retro and the Travis Scott.
I've got the Travis Scott.
I've had it.
Just sit up here.
Oh mate.
That's not all I did back then.
I didn't have one in the lead back then.
It's the end of our...
Chattel, we're doing something on the street guys.
That's been pretty decent.
I don't think we'll be out of streets tomorrow.
Yeah, we definitely will be out of streets tomorrow, Chattel.
Our schedule's a bit far this way.
We're not Frank's time, it's actually been nice this week.
And the thing that we had planned, it will be over before we ship off.
You know, I had to be finished early, but we know it's going to be over.
We're not Frank's time, it's actually been nice this week.
You know, I'll have to be finished early, but we don't.
CHAMPIONS!
CHAMPIONS!
I think, chap.
Even if it's five off, chap.
Two on LZ, better get four golfers.
Four golfers.
Oh, cap!
Oh, cap! Thank you so much, cap.
Thank you, cap.
I'll give you two and a point.
Five K subs, that's bad.
I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about you, thank you, yes sir mate.
Get up there, there we go.
What's your phone number, Chas?
41, you're fucking charging that, that was weird.
No, thank you.
Oh mate.
Ah, mate, for me.
Ah, I'm taking it mate, I'm sorry.
I might take one flight for the apron.
I think I'm going to die for this thing.
I'll find you, mate. I'll find you, mate.
We got these.
Sorry, mate.
That was me and the fab last time we were on the week.
We could have gone back.
You'd give it all away for somebody to be careful with.
Bro, he does not remember that.
That was Ian, Ian, Sue, me and my brother.
Oh, that's class.
Daddy, can I get a rose?
No.
Please, Daddy, please!
I want a race!
He said please!
How much?
What?
40?
How much?
5.
That's a lot of you.
That's 50.
Can I have one more please mate?
Thank you mate, thank you.
Yeah, thank you mate.
You good sir?
Oh mate.
I'm good on mate, yeah?
Thank you mate, have a good night.
Thanks darling.
James, I just fucking realised I couldn't look at the bunch.
I gave him 50 anyway.
You got 50?
Yeah.
He's gonna see it right, he's outgrafted it.
I can't lie, it could be a bit more fuzzy than that, can it?
You're going to cry for a camera.
What do you think, there's a fucking...
I'm going to show a pack opening.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Fucking yes, go on!
He's going away, fucking, what a bunch of fucking heads.
There he is.
There's my boilstrips.
Oh no, thank you for the fuck, oh my God.
Oh my god, Connor with a 10 gifted as well.
Go on, Connor.
Oh my god, Katie, go on the wall, feminine 25.
Shit.
Go on, Katie, you mad bitch.
Thank you so much, man.
I'm generally wrecking these chicken strips,
I feel like.
Yeah, 100%.
Thank you so much, Katie.
I appreciate it, 25.
You're legend, Katie.
Thank you as well, Connor.
My first hand, man.
What?
25, isn't that all you do?
I just, not 25, as you've come to, that gentleman there.
That's so real.
It's so amazing.
You're losing touch, you know.
Thank you so much for that.
Get this over to Nick next.
That guy's going down this one.
Go to the table.
Old men doing the club now.
There's a ginger boat even after that.
We're going to be calling you fucking.
Everyone came outside tonight.
If you're out in the league, I'd be in the club.
You've been to it the whole time.
It's a real honour.
It's a real honour.
Take your chest.
Oh, look. Nice.
Oh.
I'm fine. Have you got a problem with your shoes?
Thank you.
That's this.
Your one chest.
What sauce is that?
Dice, dice, dice.
Oh, channel.
Oh, look, mine's up.
Oh!
And so do you and me in a choir.
I must admit, I didn't get a burger.
I must admit, chap.
Considering it's midnight, it's quite...
I thought I saw a certain food in that one.
You see...
I wonder who they'll see after.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Come on!
Sugar mama, sugar mama!
Jeez, my sugar mama!
Go on, Suzie!
Come on, here!
25!
Fuck you, sugar mama!
Nowhere alive! Go on, Suzie!
Is that it?
Hey, thank you so much!
Suzie, you're an absolute cult!
Thank you so much for being with me today!
Unbelievable! Thank you so much!
Thank you so much everybody!
means a lot. Honestly, Unreal, thank you so much, everyone. Thank you so much. Thank you,
thank you, thank you. Missed time as well. Go on, Conor, with a five, so I missed it.
Go on the blind. Thank you very much, mate. Conor, you're a fucking girl. Thank you,
bro. We're a level eight hike train. Oh, look at that. Midnight, bro. It's 11 o'clock,
actually. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you, Conor. Thank you, Katie. Thank
Oh my God, thank you.
They give you a lot of pork and chicken?
Yeah.
Well they do.
I'm not feeling kind of uncharged yet, a bit too much apparently.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I'm like a fever.
What?
You're in the finger game?
Yeah.
Are we now?
Nah, I lost one already.
You're in the finger game?
I knew. I knew. These two should be fucking looking after me. I've been on holiday. You
You have a cobbler?
He's been slacking, that's the problem.
He doesn't know!
He's been f**king doing this poop a lot.
Fresh fried chicken.
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, God.
How do you say that?
Fresh chicken.
Fresh chicken.
Oh, God.
Thank you.
That's a weird punch round, Sosa.
Come on.
It goes with chess.
Yeah.
If you can...
...pick that on the side, you silly tosser.
Chh-chh-chh-chh-chh.
Chh-chh-chh-chh.
Chh-chh-chh-chh-chh.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Chh-chh-chh-chh-chh.
Haha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Proceed you again with fire and go on proceeding, you fat bitch.
She can't do so, but she can't fly as low.
Thank you, you can't do that.
You can't so you buy this and take that.
I wanna take you to the kitchen, I'm so spoke of.
That's not my fault.
What?
What?
That's not my fault.
I should have taken that.
Could you have lent it?
I don't know if it's common to have this.
This is not such a small thing.
I don't know if he's here at the table, but he's just gonna give me a fucking gift or something.
What?
You just said that?
No, she gift it.
But then she had a powering predate.
And then I didn't even scout in the corner.
That's fine. Fuckin' cool, then.
I'm going to give the order.
Okay.
Good, man.
I respect that. I would never do that, though.
Oh fuck!
I actually never said the car I've been to on gifted wasn't true.
I never actually announced that I wasn't true.
I said cars are taught gifted unless we met up to life.
Yeah, true facts on gifted stuff man.
Really?
Come on.
I don't think you can get any better.
Bro, good review.
Oh you fucking slaver.
Ah!
Well, it's called bacon and cheese.
No!
It's better be fucking hot.
Do you know about me?
They're fucking jerks!
Oh, thank you, man.
They're the slimy burger.
Oh, man.
Yeah, why is it?
Oh, my God.
This is unbelievable.
Who the fuck made this?
This is fucking unbelievable.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Really good, Jack. Really good.
Oh my god.
I give the much earlier dips a 7 out of 10.
I give the chicken the sauce a 7 out of 10.
I give the chips.
7 out of 10, but the main thing you pay for is the burger, and I'm giving that a least.
I reckon a 9 out of 10 is fucking unbelievable.
That's a fantastic burger.
Wow. Wow.
That was one of the nicest fingers I've ever had, I don't know if it's because I'm hungry
or what.
That was it, thank you so much I'm a lover, I appreciate the five, rare the pair, I'm
Have a look at the path. Have a look at the free turn, turn of the stream.
Hey Anna, thank you so much.
Thank you so much, Emma.
That's a soft burger.
Soft burger.
I think, by the way, it's Spurs losing the final day.
The fun of the song, the pitch, and you get high on it.
It's no way, though.
Chapp, did I need one?
They just need a drum.
Just about that, I really hope we'll serve you if I need them to stop.
I don't know.
I'll be on TV, will I?
Nah, that's in a way, will you, OK?
Yeah.
Good luck for that.
I need a little bit of water to get the rest of the food out of the body.
Oh, we're in state time.
What?
It's state time.
I don't want to have another share of paper.
We're in state time.
Oh perfect, thank you.
That's us.
You're asking me shall I put it in the seat?
It's a fuck's sake.
That's fucking close over there.
You got it right there.
You want a toast?
Probably have to try for a moment.
Oh, that's very well.
Now, put your wallet away.
I'll tell you something.
The food here is absolutely fantastic.
I think the reception can be lived.
Yeah.
Oh.
He's fucking kidding.
What?
He's kidding.
That nice is it?
Yeah.
Not dying.
But I can remember it's just right now.
It's not time to be in a little bit.
I must have a lot of shit with them!
Do it, do it, do it!
What have you been doing?
What was that about?
That is fucking heaven and a fucking fog.
Heaven and a fucking fog.
I'm not sleeping in the corner, burger!
We should be like 30 today, yeah?
No, that was...
That was one of the fucking burgers in Spanish.
Man, look.
That chef's getting fucking lumpy.
I'm lobsing that chef.
He left me a flip-flop.
Come on, fella.
Gotta save it. Gotta save some room for me to flip-flop.
Come on, uh...
Chicken.
Your party.
Your party always has room for dessert.
Five million, though.
Ah, can you shower seat?
Oh!
Bigger star!
Bigger star!
I did not expect it to get you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Much less, glasses.
Thank you.
Me more.
It's a good photo.
Take that shit.
Oh.
Oh well, I'm out.
Oh, that's wild.
Oh, Charlie, should have got the money.
It's a knife. Can I try it?
Do you like how this is?
Oh, it's nice.
That's this cheap wisdom bit of fucking thing.
That's absolutely delightful, darling.
Absolutely beautiful, I just can't.
Is that coming from the ice cream?
I've been living on ice cream, that's fucking crazy.
I don't know.
Come on, syndicate.
Tom, free up some time in that fucking schedule, getting on that fucking farm or land run, if you want to call it.
But it's fucking heavy off, mate. Let's go, doggy.
What?
Holy fuck, go on crap!
Go on crap! Thank you very much for the 10 euros!
Fucking 10 euros!
Thank you very much, I appreciate that!
Thank you for the 10 euros!
I appreciate that a lot, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Mate, first off, what's up?
Hey, thank you very much, honestly, thank you!
Pal, let's have a table of dulcet, I'm not getting enough for tonight!
Can I have a cup of this?
Yeah, please!
I've got your dealings on that far. I've heard that before anyway.
Hey, perhaps thank you so much for I appreciate it man.
I know you want to. Thank you so much mate.
Mate, what?
Go on, Elliot, with a ten!
God, you're a hot bitch!
Go on, Elliot Armstrong.
The date's not for grabs, what's not happening.
Thank you very much, Elliot. I appreciate it, sir.
Yo, you good?
I'm driving.
What a brownie that was!
I don't want to think he's fucking just gonna leave.
Look at the old asshole makes him leave now.
You know what it's all about.
The one with the head through is from here because after they leave on that lake,
he's been racking up fucking bones for a month.
He hasn't sat still.
I think when he comes back we need to tell him to chill out.
Yeah, the reaction of winning the league has been, that's why I hated it so much.
Right.
Mate, he's been off the fucking radar.
We're gonna lead him and watch some other night.
What if he's 70 or more?
He might not see you tomorrow at this wood.
Am I not?
Look at him.
He can't contain himself.
Fucking chill out, mate!
Of course, Tom's down there.
Cool.
Yeah, that's right, I can't believe it.
One time there's the boy at the top.
Fucking mother fucker
Oh that tonne that feels so fucking good
That feels so good
New town, I wonder if we can do that again
Oh my god, what are you doing?
You could do Newtown Tom
I don't know how big it is, I just like Fairleby
and then Shipman
and then get rid of them and you know there's a long little transit
Imagine that
Cheers, Lilith
Shipman's a good shout, I'll have 50% of revenue, thank you
No Spansom, we're here with lad by the latke, we're with Jake in Tokyo.
Shit looks quick for 100%
That's the thing with me here on top, people look at me as if they're sexy, you know what I mean?
Model, one of the best.
And in reality, I'm just a normal guy with a great idea, and that's all I've been seeing for me.
I don't want to be seen as this soccer-rated man I match, you know, three times I've been
cherry-matched, when I'm three times guitar-matched, when I'm a king of the jungle.
I ain't been, I just, I just want to be seen as huge.
I'm out of the match, it's a volley.
Chiefs angle score volley.
No doubt Ginger's coffee's smelling best today.
It's a venture, I know that word.
Top of the lane, you're going out of beer.
Oh yeah, man.
Can we see how you're going?
What did you just say?
I'm going to do it.
Oh, if it isn't, I'm going out for a minute.
Nah.
Give the waitress a rose and a step.
You fucking dirty bastard.
You misogynistic little fucker.
What?
Just trying to fucking be weird.
They're quite nice.
Obviously I'm not good at doing that, don't you, friend?
I feel like we're loving each other.
Chas just can't, now.
Chas, can you move on to me for fuck's sake?
Mate, what is it? Just chill out, Chas.
I'm speaking to my family himself.
Bro, you don't get it.
I've got a bit of a family, mate.
I get it, mate. I'm fucking out.
How can I celebrate you if you fucking love it?
You're fuming, we won.
You're sitting here going, united, united.
Wait, I said it once, I'm not a fucking fan.
I'm not fuming.
Oh, I so know. I so know. Come on, you gooners.
Goon all my dick.
Good on my tits!
Fuck off you, Ben, it's good on my tits!
See?
I thought it needs to be a little bit of a hassle, fam.
But you said as well,
we're going on a big one,
and you've got a fuck-all sense there.
Nah, the sucks dragged me off.
I'm gonna buy a headache,
because I got overwhelmed by the moment.
Yeah, but you just want the leak, I've got no fucking...
If I want the leak,
I don't want the leak.
I just can't wait to lay in bed and just soak in a little bit.
Just watch everything, watch what Gary never said a Monday night football, just what I'm
choosing up for wherever he is, I just can't wait to sign.
That's the problem though isn't it?
You've just spent 12 months following your team, and the only thing you're looking forward
to is why you need a better year for that.
Did you just celebrate playing football for them?
Brilliant.
I will fucking be out there.
No I'm not.
I'm not there.
I would be in that.
Good so would you let us out here.
My brother and my dad are there.
Are we there?
My brother and my dad are in there.
What were they?
My brother and my dad tried back in the day.
But I'm here with you two great guys, Charlie.
Thank you, Josh.
Oh, he just left us 30 seconds ago.
No, no, it's making you.
You've got two more, but...
Yeah, because you...
Good signal from the trailer.
Look, why that...
Look, not flooding forever.
Whatever the weather.
Why are you singing it like things?
These streets are our own.
He knows it.
It's all burning, we're on the road.
Oh, I don't feel that way.
We're on the road again.
This has been...
What the fuck?
Is this the kid of the suit?
I'm flat early.
Oh, wait, what?
No, it's not.
Oh!
That's okay.
If any of you were 10 years younger...
Well that's fine, that's a change, we're back.
It's about to come.
What's that?
58?
I don't know if that's...
The Street Star are all...
Shall we pay?
Watch this.
Ultimate Dad moment.
Whatever that might look like.
Thank you. Perfect. Thank you.
Uh, can't please.
Where did you play it? A quick game to see who pays for it.
Ahem.
Oh.
Right, it's nice. You know?
Chaz?
I lost the one for a hundred.
98.50.
Cheers mate.
What do you want?
I'll see.
I'll see.
Do your job.
That's his job.
That's his job.
It's never me.
It's never me.
Yay!
It's going to be.
It's going to be.
That's for you.
Awwww.
And James has fear.
And yes, my friend.
And if your love is dead,
No, no, no.
That's for you.
Awwww.
That's nice, man.
Let's try again.
What the fuck is that?
Puss is going to have much to my ear.
That's rookie.
You took the Puss, rookie.
He's got a piss!
One burger, one drink, and you're out of it.
He took that fucking right punch.
Ha ha ha.
Whatever the weather.
That's it. No worries. Thank you. Thank you.
I'll see you inside of this.
I saw one fucking dead gun.
Looks like it has to click.
Like a squawk that I gave her a tip on her rose.
10 minutes.
Right, are we good to go?
Yes, come on, boys.
Squad out.
Bad boys, roll out.
Come on, roll out.
Bad boys, roll out.
Champion!
Champion!
Oh, mate.
The bridge is right here.
Right, I'll go back for it.
Not when you've lost it.
You're back there.
Right.
It's up there.
It's fucking nice already.
To the back there.
They're the wits.
Fucking hell.
Oh, mate.
It's actually back as far as I was right.
Right, it's been a pleasure that's fun.
That was not a good one.
Mate, that was really nice.
I told that.
When I say I know what was wrong, I know what was wrong.
I was only a second older.
You took into those binnals.
What the fuck?
Oh, please.
We want our money back.
We want our money back.
We want our money back.
We need to get an Uber, we probably need to get an end to get an Uber.
It's going to be the end.
This is...
Can you put out the fucking pump this way?
It's done five euros.
Chat, have we enjoyed the stream tonight though?
Unfortunately we won't be live tomorrow, but the day after we will be live and we're going to be learning.
Lamingo!
I would do a little chat. We will arrive on Wednesday next 100%.
I appreciate you watching tonight, obviously.
My first time ever in Barcelona.
We had to plan for tomorrow, but we don't finish.
We've had to buy until half past nine.
That's changed.
But chat, thank you very much for watching.
I appreciate you all. We're going to order an Uber.
but go back to the hotel, nip to a shop, get some sweets
get some sweets?
yeah
oh, i think it's a shop that, sir
did we buy sweets?
no, we didn't do it
no, we could buy more
yeah, please
alright, good bye, give it to him
yeah, i'll show it to him
yeah, you've done many others
What are you doing?
What?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
What are you doing?
I'm going to show you.
Here you go.
Come on, my friend.
You sure?
Nah, we'll get a bit.
A puzzle, innit?
Is it funny if it has wrecked in someone else's stuff?
Did I not find it funny?
I think you won the league in this fucking right place, isn't it?
Just because you won the league that you can disrespect the people's things.
Mate, I didn't disrespect her.
Mate, there's a mirror up there.
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Who's the fairest, give them off.
Hey, how's it feel to get to your creuse-wannister, bruv?
Fuckin' buzz with me, over the moon.
Are you happy to say that?
He did win, Mr Bruv.
He did?
A lot of our farm-based don't read him at the slope,
and I said it's like five.
Yeah, exactly, mate.
I love that.
Mate, without your support.
Mate?
Honestly?
Alright, yeah, I just...
Listen, I can't say anything, but you've won the league.
What I can say is, no one gives a fuck,
each of you bastards.
James you've had a hike right this far?
I've had a hike right this far.
He's a bit of a yuck, Chris.
That's right.
Well, yeah.
On Jakey's life he's been the best right guy on the street this year.
That's right.
I get that, because no one's asked.
Look at this lad, this has progressed.
Pulse balls in the flesh, you know what I'm saying?
Put it in your pocket.
Oh my god, there's a fucking green one.
Ah, there you go, you got it.
There's a lime one!
A lime one!
It's always a green one.
The white one's not even that nice.
I'm sorry.
I'm here just for the man here.
If you enjoy being hurt,
the smell of your perfume
is make up on my shirt.
Yep.
Mwah!
Hey!
Alright, why don't you put on your shoes?
Hey!
Wah-ha!
Wah-ha!
Oh my god, what's up?
My puppies!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, the girls.
Look on the room.
LOL
That's pretty stuff up there
It's like, yeah, but you know
This, uh, airport is gonna make it back
Airport, nah, it's gonna be strong
Yeah, it's gonna be safe here
You got it?
Yeah, it's a gallery please
Forever
Take care, friend, forever
Whatever the weather
We'll stand tall and strong
A fucking chap like you, like ball bag
We even drank Sam
You can't buy a son look, Caprice
Come on, come on, come on
No, no, no, thank you, mate
That's for me, that's for Ty
My first?
Yeah
Oh my god, they got the pickles
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro
That's not like that, man
That's what you meant
Oh, man, it's enjoyment
Nah, look at that
You're sleeping in chasers, man
I've already brought some, yes it won't be on the first, that's how I bag it isn't it?
Thank you so much.
Oh sorry mate, love.
Great mate.
Have you paid?
Thank you very much, thank you.
Have a great night.
Ciao mate.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao mate.
Was that a proper Spanish there?
That's on the...
It's a moody.
Let me go to that road down and be on the river.
This is a dangerous part of the river.
Is it?
What?
This is what?
What is the last map what?
Were all of that buzzing happen?
Yeah, there's a lot of police.
Let me test the police.
I want a black cocaine, yeah?
Why would you even shout that?
See if the police come up here.
Oh yeah, true.
That's actually a joke, that thing. Good shit, man.
That's so funny, that.
That's hilarious when they just come and fucking run me down and just fucking around.
There's got to be a camera, they know it's joking.
That's the only way out.
That's the only way out.
What's this?
I'm telling you now, they don't think you're joking when you've got a camera.
I don't know if I can let me just find 50 out of the set.
I don't know if I should cook here on camera.
That is ludicrous!
I think we'll do that.
Anybody here selling some of these?
Anybody here selling some of these?
I don't know if I should do that.
I'm not sure what I'm thinking.
Stop this, seriously.
We're not going to have to find anything on there.
It's probably going to be dark.
Get a rest if you're having a wee pecker.
Passable.
I got my accent in the center.
There you go.
We're looking for an Irish man in an I heart my girlfriend's heart.
It's all fun and games innit?
Until the games are fun.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
That's the fuck we just had innit?
My um...
the last 5 minutes, 10 seconds are going off.
Yeah mate, mine are going off.
Should get out on a sleep dodger.
I'm not a hard of an Uber,
but it ain't going to turn if it's 3 of us.
It's fine.
Pick up in 10 minutes.
Sorry mate, we're fucking just waiting on the Uber.
We're bad.
We might as well end now, anyway.
Right, chat, it's been an absolute pleasure.
Thank you so much for watching.
I appreciate you all, honestly. Thank you for everything.
Favourite sums of bits, it gives me favour watching.
Chancey, can you take yours away?
chat thanks for watching unbelievable stream we're champions of England hello
and I couldn't have done it with any with anyone else that are we're right
we're not being my family or jeans generally get to rub it in each face
like these Bruno did win the assist trophy so I'll just kill myself on my
trophy this never been done me boss of one stuff this year I think they must
have one thing I'm like in a borsa fan I just watch borsa games I'm a football
fan I love or is there just in the show oh have a borsa time he's a sport of
You've got bores at tops, I mean you've got bores at tops?
No, I've got 20, 20 names.
As you can tell, I think we've been out five minutes.
As you can tell, chat, I don't know how fucking it's in.
Well, no chat, thank you honestly for everything, I appreciate you all.
We will see you all on Wednesday, I believe.
Thank you very much, no, we'll see you all Thursday, sorry,
for some fliming cool lessons, some dance lessons.
Thank you very much for everything, I'm on the stream now.
You guys have been amazing, so thank you so much.
Stay humble, stay kind, stay true to yourself.
Stay humble.
And remember, always you believe in yourself, believe in yourself.
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