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07-07-2026 · 5h 54m
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The music is coming up on top
And I'll never check the ocean
And I'm on my way
Why the f***ing hell was that on?
Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
I got a good feeling, yeah.
I got a feeling that I've never, never, never, never had before.
No, no, I got a good feeling, yeah.
Well, sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah.
I got a feeling that I've never never never never had before no no I get a good feeling
3, 2, 1, hello ladies!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Hello, hello, hello!
Hope you're all doing fan-dubby-dose-it!
Corruption as usual!
I've not seen this.
I've not seen this.
Didn't get to know it.
Yeah, my notification's not going out.
Yeah, I don't know why.
Rebecca!
I want to have 20 guests in!
Go on, Rebecca, you mad bitch!
Thank you very much love. I appreciate that a lot. Go on Rebecca
Fucking go on the love. Thank you for the 20 gift. Thank you fucking legend. Hey, thank you so so much
I appreciate that. Thank you Rebecca
unbelievable
That's interesting you say I say this is the childish drop I've had it ages but I actually what you call it
I've only just unboxed it. It's the childish drop. I got it
But I got XL and it's a bit big for me.
It's a bit big for me, but I mean,
I thought fuck it, we'll wear it, why not?
It is, I reckon, I don't know, is it a bit?
No, that's all right.
Or is it meant to be like that?
I don't know.
I think it's nice to be fair.
I fucking think it's nice to be honest.
Shit, oh brilliant, Jess.
Yeah, apparently it's been rigged.
I don't know, I've not seen it.
Oh, there you go, we know vacation is going on now.
I've not seen it, but apparently I've heard is fucking very interesting.
I've heard it's very, very intriguing.
And we'll watch it together because I didn't see everything.
But by the way, W's for the ratty mug.
W's in the chat for the ratty mug.
Please.
Thank you.
Unbelievable.
Will Andrews favor the forty two, mate.
Go on, Will.
Thank you so much.
Brother, I appreciate that a lot, man.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck if they're in my room.
Please stop telling me.
It's boring.
Richie, further than 38, mate.
Amy, to the 31.
Kai, to the 21.
Will, to the 42.
Ben, to the 26.
Summer, to the 20.
Jaden, to the 29.
Ginger, Finn, to the 35.
Scottish twat, further than six.
Dion, to the 27, mate.
Go on, the boy.
A bit rigged, in my opinion,
to the foul because the foul was so far back,
but the game itself was unbelievable.
Right, well, I can't wait to watch this.
I can't lie, but I did have, I did have Argentina to win, Argentina most cards and Egypt, no
Egypt's most cards, Argentina most corners.
So we are looking at that's coming.
We are looking at that's coming, but what I will say is you're freeing it up and they've
bottled it.
Oh, there were two nil up, sorry, two nil up and they bottled it.
Let's have a look.
What minute did it broke, two nil up in the 80th minute and they've bottled it.
Three, two nil up.
Honestly.
79 for broke.
Chill being that guy, please chill being that guy.
Oh my God.
How many you?
Yeah, we had a bet on didn't we?
Over 2.5 UK streamers in Streamer University.
How many got in?
saw a clip of one. Oh, just one. First. I'm everybody loves to see laughs. I did say that
chat. I did. I did. I did say that. He was it you got in. I see the name was easier something.
That's the clip I saw. Is he summer? What was it?
is made. USA, Stream Universe, you know, I've seen the streamers. I mean, listen, Kai's
doing his thing to help other people out. I'm not going to comment anything about how
How we choose to do the Tuesdays up to them.
Four calls to do with me.
And Skrilley!
If I have a 41 mate, go on Skrilley.
Thank you, brother.
But I might do some in England.
If that's the only way we're gonna get seen in England.
Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca, thank you for the 10.
Go on, Rebecca.
Thank you very much for the 10, love.
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
fucking unbelievable thank you very much man go on baitson i want the fuck baits what the fuck
you gave me six streams in my hair's back unsuccessful hate watch no you can't hate
watch mess it i've got this i've got this i'm glad argentina through because that now means if we be
If we be Norway and Argentina beat Columbia or Switzerland, we meet in the semi-final.
That's going to be the fucking interesting one.
That's going to be the interesting one.
Chaz has got my stream on now, so he's just apparently slagging me off and not being there.
That's interesting.
Chaz, yeah, no, no.
You are my favourite ever. Thank you.
My fucking goat, Charlie. Thank you, man.
Thank you, man. Hello Chasers chat. Oh, you're all doing well
Shame no way. I wouldn't and I will fucking see what way
We'll fucking see oh
Why are they on my PC though, I don't get that hey sing both every 23 make one the boy. Thank you very much, bro
I appreciate that man
Well, I'm not there because where I was it was a lot quicker for me to get home here and go live than go to the
about house. And I'm also not a good IRL today. So fuck it.
Why not offline?
Favorite of five, mate.
Go on, the boy.
Thank you very much offline.
I appreciate it.
I love it.
Thank you, bro.
Probably you've seen Hoznam.
Definitely not, mate.
I have had a meeting.
I'll let you.
My sleeping pattern is so fucked.
It's unbelievable.
Woke up at two, went to
went another meeting about winter, came home, finished watching Argentina
and then went live straight away.
So, hey Ryan for the 19, mate, go on Ryan, my fucking goat.
Thank you very, very much, man.
I appreciate that a lot, Ryan.
Thank you, bro.
You think you know what I'm saying?
And he said, I fucking hope so, mate.
It's messy, simple.
I can't wait to see the highlights
and see what he's fucking done.
I hope he's done all right.
Yeah, I saw Colin, mate.
Josh, do you have any Trables, mate?
Max, do you have any 24, brother?
Hey, did Colin, did not Colin?
Did Fingy stay up the whole time, Beno chat?
I don't understand why they're like in my room though, like, when anyone else isn't there,
I don't want anyone else's room.
Why are they all in my room fucking about with my stuff?
Yeah, that's fine.
I can get that from Jake.
Crying after losing.
Who's lost?
You are wearing one.
Ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael, ismael.
Ismael, favourite of Saint Gifted mate.
Go on the buy, thank you very much mate.
I appreciate it, brother, thank you, Mum.
Ronaldo.
Oh, I think, oh, Ronaldo, mate, I don't give a fuck if Portugal knows or not.
I'm English.
I support England.
Are you fucking, you all right, mate?
I know to laugh at going to know down and then take the piss. What did you laugh with the tuna? I actually can't lie. It's written for fucking messy to do something in that game in it. Let's be real. It is written for messy to do something in that game.
You got a fuzzer. You got a fuzzer. He didn't wake up till eight. Who didn't? Simon now.
Roy, what the fuck? He's crowing me in serious. I can put the chat on screen now. There we
go. There we go. Right. We've got a few more things we can give away today as well. We've
I've got a few more things to give away.
We could do that later and stuff like that.
Should be good.
And then I don't plan to do any IRL
and I'm gonna try and fix, I'll say try and fix.
We're what you call it.
We're filming tomorrow all day for Bob.
So it's fine because they won't have a fucking class
to fix me stuff.
Chaz is probably Britain there.
I bet he is.
I'm not falling in for the clip, Farming.
Let me do it.
You and Chivor29 mate, go on the boy.
Thank you very much mate.
Oh my God, speaking of boxes.
I'm not a crow, that's a bit weird for you.
Let me show you what I got, chat.
Oh, that sucks, man.
I'm not a great person, man.
I know I'm a great person, man.
But I've got a lot of interests.
I wanna see a high speed, but I'm a low.
I wanna see a high speed, but I'm a low.
I wanna get a slush, but people don't believe us.
I'm not right back in my zone.
How sick are these, chat?
Spider-Man Boxers.
Fucking unbelievable.
I'm fucking buzzing.
Spider-Man Bockeys.
You're 24, yeah.
You but chat, if they were on there and fall, fuck it, why not?
Chat me.
I just thought I'll try him.
I don't know I've not I've not worn them yet. I've forgotten today. I've not got me spider
eye ones today. Today I've got Nike. They're not Nike pros are they but Nike. Nike as we
say. They're cooking yourself. I can see them. I don't know let's have a look at this. Watch
That's what they're doing, shall we? Given the attention they're craving.
This one here? Oh my God, best delivery ever.
Say it, mate. Use this other.
No, it's here.
Say it on the other.
Is it?
That, that's the one you should know.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I've got the exact same, mate.
You in camera?
It is.
Well, I mean, this is supposed to go into a USB-C in the PC,
but you don't have that.
You can't believe being out near the code.
Where have you got that gorgeous?
Probably in the USB-C port.
Yeah, but look, there's one on the back.
That has to be on somewhere, because I use it always.
It's all new, I've just seen a flash up.
Did it?
Did it flash it?
Oh yeah.
It flashed it, what can you see?
It's like that can't be the right wire.
It has to be.
It's just kind of rat-cracking.
I've actually just seen a flash.
Check out everyone, ooh.
Who's popping me off too?
What's Jakey doing?
Get him comments.
Oh, Jakey's doing his own thing, I like that.
She's absolutely fine.
That's absolutely fine.
What?
Fuck you now.
Right?
Looks like I'm going to have a few chips to turkey.
What is it that guy said?
You know I'm glad he streams going well to fuck your black screen
You know you do
after him, we only got a virus. We only got a virus change.
Right. I want to play some mechachameleon later as well. I
get the boys out. We did plan on buffing playing mechachameleon
later. I don't know what they're doing. So I'm hoping that
they I'm hoping that everyone jumps on and plays it later.
Can you watch my edit? Where is it Charlie? But that also
Oh shit is that game later chat Columbia, Switzerland.
What a what a dead game.
Shit that in it.
It is dead.
Screams nil nil.
What do you reckon?
What do you reckon?
Oh yeah, that was a tough game actually.
Lewis Diaz Bracebro didn't have a shot on target last time. I ain't doing that
Fuck off Roy
Yeah, I think Columbia favorite, but I mean, oh, I don't really care
We say get it's a game. That's on that. You're happy to watch if there's nothing else on in it
Do you know I mean I want to see the highlights are up yet for Argentina
To have a look
Argentina
versus who did he just play? Egypt.
Oh, wow, there is actually. Oh, wow, Egypt League.
Oh, my God, they're all up. What the hell?
Oh, ITV Sport are on it, you know.
Egypt League. There we go.
So this is Egypt's first goal.
Kempers on the right there the great number 10 of World Cup 78
Win and of course the first time it's on YouTube mate. I can fucking watch it. It's on it's literally on itv
Look at that holy trinity
I think that's the evil that is.
I'm sure.
Stabbed in!
Oh, what's the matter?
And headed resoundingly in!
What's the matter?
What's the matter, Abraham?
What a never-
What do you think of the name now?
What did you got, fish? It's a good name.
It's a good name, isn't it?
It's a good name, isn't it?
Jordan fish I've got a spell on man
That's another and half you can't mate or please just watch it or stop Mollin
Hey nothing man, she's been 12 months mate, go on the bike, thank you River
And the early stage you know
Brogan giving her 14 mate
Excellent, excellent delivery
I think it's Molina that's sleeping
At the back post
We'll get another look
Ash can offer just said River
Tristan giving her 17 mate
in doesn't take his eye off the ball perfect header goalkeeper no chance 1-0 Egypt delivery
is brilliant the delivery is fabulous is Martinis he looks to step out and he doesn't know whether
he's going right missy missing the penalty that's what I was on the right there where's
That's Master.
Master missing a penalty by the way, he's crazy.
Oh, definite penalty.
Did Master win the penalty?
Given unaccribited by the French referee, without a second of hesitation.
No, he didn't. Who is it, Taglifyka?
He's four out of eight patterns.
Yeah, he's four out of eight now, he would have been four out of seven before.
ball by the way. What a ball that is.
I'm curious to see why you're all saying it's rigged. What bit are you saying it's rigged?
He takes his back, makes a tackle, penalty.
Same Hassan found himself in an area of the pitch where he's not an expert.
You can see him look, you can actually see the goal that got ruled out.
He leaves the reaction, he goes back the extra half yard cost.
So, whilst all the shenanigans have been going on, the futile protests, Nassie has been standing
there with the ball tucked under his arm, and placed under this little goal.
He's taken seven World Cup penalties in his career and he's missed three, including one
at this tournament against Austria.
Here we go.
It's Lionel Messi.
It's another penalty failure.
He's now missed half of his career World Cup penalty kicks.
Oh wow.
He's 50%.
He's 50%.
I'm going to say something, I might be wrong.
He actually couldn't look really confident.
I can't believe I'm saying that.
Who's he but?
Who's he but?
It's Wales and Earth.
Oh
I mean it be ironic mate, I love it
Well, this is where we were
I thought it was all freaking off
Oh my god, Diggity is 200 gifted!
Ow!
Oh my god, Diggity!
I don't know who to scream or cry.
Diggity!
Oh my god!
Diggity, Diggity, Diggity!
Oh my god, I mean, I could make 200 gifted, what the fuck?
Bro!
Oh my God!
Diggity!
Thank you so much!
What the fuck!
Bro's coming out of nowhere and gifted 200!
I feel, oh my God!
What a fucking goat!
Go on the boy!
He's male, if I'm gonna give this as well, mate, go on the boy!
Hey, thank you so much. You've been doing this so but make sure you say thank you. Oh my god. Oh
My god
Fucking hell oh
Hey dig a deep thank you so much brother
What the fuck oh my god, oh
Oh my god, he's done it again. What the fuck he's going on. Rebecca with a 20 is well gone, Rebecca.
Oh my god. No. What's he just... Oh my god, he's done it on 50.
Bros come in and gifted 450 subs. What the fuck? He's done it on 50. He's done 500 subs.
Is he alright?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, he's just...
He's just done another 50!
Oh my god!
Dignity, dignity, dignity, dignity, he's done another 50!
Oh my god!
What do you want me to do? Name anything, mate.
I'll do anything, I'll do anything.
I ain't shaming come round, man.
Oh my...he's done another 50!
Ow! Ow! He's done another 50!
Oh my god mate get his man get his man a crown oh my god
He's gonna fucking kill
Oh, hey, oh, diggity. Oh, hey, oh, diggity. Oh
Oh, hey, oh, diggity. Oh
Hey, oh diggity. Oh my god
He's coming out of nowhere and just gifted. Oh my god. How many did you just give to 700 subs?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, bro is gifted 700 subs
Bro
Thank you so fucking much brother honestly all my fucking god bro W's in the chat
I'm a toe W's in the chat all my fucking god
Bro have you been gifted one please please make sure you say thank you all my fucking
god bro has come in out of no excuse me out of nowhere and gifted seven seven
hundred subs with seven days into the month and bro's locked in top gifta you
are unbelievable bro thank you so much mate hey honestly thank you so much what
the fuck what the actual fuck
diga D are you trying to plan application for forward because we've got a
couple of sugar mommas I'm just wondering if you're trying to go to the
other route because the applications are there to be submitted
hey thank you so fucking much mate I appreciate our honesty thank you bro
Hey thank you so fucking much. Hey quizzie, 5 out of 10 months mate. You're a fucking
legend Digadine. Thank you so much bro. Yes Pino, you alright mate? 7 out of 58, river
go on the point. Hey thank you so fucking much mate, honestly, what the fuck? Honestly,
I didn't say it was the real Digadine, I don't fucking, it could be, it might not be. I'm
I'm just grateful for fucking gifting subs.
I'm not saying I like his music.
Hey, thank you so much, bro.
Honestly, I appreciate you, man.
You're fucking unbelievable.
I appreciate this gifted, bro.
You're a fucking legend.
Hey, thank you, man.
Holy shit.
Chat, one more W spam for DigiD.
708 subs each has come in and gifted.
Get the fucking Ws in the chat.
Oh my fucking God.
Bro, that is unfucking believable.
Bro, that is fucked.
Bro, just come in and basically fucking gifted like three grand.
Bro, I appreciate you so much, honestly, Diggity.
Thank you so much, bro.
You are a fucking legend.
Thank you so much, man.
Greeny, thank you for the 16 as well, mate.
Honestly, thank you, brother.
You're a fucking legend.
Oh my god where is he where is he where is he?
Hey thank you, honestly you're a fucking gout, thank you bro.
Absolutely fucking unbelievable.
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Free from Desire.
Hey, if you've been given a sub, make sure you say thank you.
will
Tite of bros come in, genuinely, right, I'm not even joking, bros come in and gifted 800 subs
800 fucking subs
Hey, thank you so much, bro, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
bro 800 thank you so much mate hey honestly thank you so fucking much man
I appreciate you a lot honestly you're a fucking goat honestly thank you so much
man like generally all jokes aside what I do anyway is a fucking privilege and
I appreciate everyone that is crazy thank you so much mate honestly thank
you bro. Oh my fucking god. Honestly, that is unreal. W's in the chat again. W's in
the chat again. That is fucking unbelievable. Oh my word. Noble, two out of five months
is well brother. MVX, two out of four out. Papa, two out of four out. Life, aura, two
out of four out. Brooklyn, two out of four out. Illuminati, two out of four out. Ring,
to follow fairy bono to follow agent to the fall Kenny to the follow little
last with the time he is so sexy little last with the time I can't breathe for
for the first time and so moving on yeah yeah next to you now again what I want
since you've been gone thank you so much everyone honestly thank you so
fucking much everyone unreal thank you bro all right everyone thank you man
Josh, Josh, pop in random letters, you weirdo.
Jinx yells me 500!
Jinx yells me 500! Oh my god, it's payday today!
Oh my god, it's payday today!
Oh my god, it's payday. It is fucking payday.
Oh my god. Got a cash in?
He might really back later if he's busy.
Your call has been forwarded.
Oh, really back later.
Oh, yeah, Marlon as well.
Marlon.
Is he live?
No, Marlon's not live yet.
I'm not live yet.
Oh my God, honestly God, what a fucking,
oh my God, bro, I've been live for 40 minutes.
What the fuck?
I've been live for 40 minutes.
Bro, and I was actually thinking as well today, man, right?
I am in fucking such a good mood
at the minute, Charles, streaming.
I've managed to, I've got back from America,
I've streamed as much as I can.
I've got home today, I've streamed as much as I can.
I fucking appreciate you all watching man.
Honestly, thank you so much.
I'm fucking in a good way.
When he streams at the minute,
I'm fucking honestly like so fucking buzzing
by the way he's going and stuff.
So I mean, that is just the icing on the cake though.
Thank you so much, Diggity.
Honestly, thank you on everyone.
Thank you so much.
Jake, yours me a grand.
Yeah, do I want to, I might cash that in now actually.
Mate, bro, bro, Jake, yours me a quiz.
Like listen, so bear in mind, this is what let me go to my overview, right?
So obviously last month was fucked, right?
And I obviously was in America, that's why.
So we spent three weeks in America.
So last month I streamed 72 hours.
In July, seven days in now, we've already streamed 50 hours and it's going to end on
55 after this stream.
We're already going to overtake it.
So I'm glad with that.
And then after this trip with Ladd Bible at the end of this month, I will not be going
away again.
I think I'm going Paris maybe, which is what, an hour away.
So we're fucking locking back in.
The big streams are coming.
They just take a lot of planning because there's a lot going into it.
There's a lot of production.
There's a lot of funding.
We're doing our best for that.
And I cannot wait for the second end of the year.
And I feel as though obviously inspired by a little bit of watching that yesterday with
Streamer University. I do want to do something similar or not similar but something along
the lines for the British streamers because obviously there's only one British streamer
that was involved and I think there's only one last year which I mean it says two things I mean
at the end of the day whether we're not on the map compared to I mean if you applied or not you
were not on the map compared to what we think we are. I personally personally think that the UK
in terms of streaming is a pond and the US is an ocean so it's not even comparable if I'm honest
However, I do suppose there is some fucking incredible creators in the UK that do deserve recognition and a lot of it is being seen
And if I can help that I will do that. So I'm gonna get something on board. Hopefully by the end of the year
We can have some a lot 10 which would be sick. I'm not doing stream of college because I was literally just fucking copy and paste
I want to do my own thing
So that would be pretty sick
But yeah, generally
I'm excited man, I'm excited that the end of the year should be pretty sick and we've got some game of funds coming up as well
So yeah, it should be I'm excited and I'm excited to summer as well. So I should be sick
Hygiene when are you expecting an update? Not sure yet Kieran make probably next week brother
Keys at you for the city make Matt golden two of the two months make go on the fucking boy
Yeah, I probably I need to go and collect my
PO box for another one, but we need we're just doing them like once a month big ones. I'm not doing it spreading out
Excuse me. Should I do streaming if you want to go for it, mate
Do it as a passion not as a job and then if it turned into your job you've won
Jimmy to the 14 make one the fucking bye. Thank you, mate
Yeah, so what's going on a little bit of an update? I've obviously when the video I don't have a video on the house soon, but
We've had people explain actually then we're gonna ask them on this bear me
Oh, Jinx is calling me, just let me cash in, just let me cash in chat.
Oh
Jinks it can I just say I'll fucking good-looking you're looking right now yourself fucking fit
What was that sorry
No, I think I'm gonna stay in the UK and host to watch along mate
Well, thank you. I do appreciate you asking. Thank you. And obviously I just need to, I
hate to do this. I do hate to do this. Obviously, you know me. We've known each other for a
long time now.
2023, 2023.
Yeah, this French, well, I say friendship. It's a bit more than that, isn't it?
We have had a little bit of an intimate relationship with England, yes.
And that's what I like about here.
But obviously, when we make bets, bets have to be paid up, don't they, Jinx?
And you do only 500 gifted.
You only 500 gifted.
Marlon owes me money and this is what happens when you doubt against the English when it
comes to football.
So, Ginge, I'm going to pay you right now.
I'm going to do it yesterday but I was having a little bit of a breakdown.
Listen, yesterday was an emotional day for your jinx.
I didn't expect it yesterday, mate.
Dude, did you see that game, Ginge?
Did you see that game?
I have I have saw the game. Yeah. And I feel as though the goalkeeper and the defense and the midfield and the attack.
I feel like that they let your country down. Oh my God. Go on, Jinx.
Thank you very much, mate.
Jinx, I mean, what I mean is did you just see Messi's game?
Oh, Messi's game. Oh, yeah. 100%.
What if they said that is why easily no messer?
Which is it's not messer, stop saying messer, stop.
You can say messy bro.
No, but that's not natural.
Just to say messer is normal.
But if I go messy, I'm putting it on.
And that's the one thing I always am, I'm myself Jinx.
And if you're, are you trying to,
you're actually making me feel really uncomfortable.
Are you saying I can't be myself on stream?
No, you can.
Now, James, aren't you nervous to play Argentina in tennis?
Listen, this is what happens.
Listen, this is why you're American.
The humble English, we're not looking at Argentina,
we're looking at Norway.
We beat Norway and then we look at Argentina
if they get past Colombia or Switzerland,
but there's a long way to go yet.
Do you know what I mean?
Listen, if we get past Norway, we can be grateful,
we go to the next round.
But can I just tell you something?
It's fucking coming home, mate.
There's something about it this year.
There's a different sort of feel in the country.
I heard you say that, the last World Cup.
Yeah, exactly. And we got fucking rigged out of it.
Ben, let me say this, bro.
All bullshit is that, if Messi doesn't win, I want England to win.
I don't want to see France win, I don't want to see Spain win.
If Messi doesn't win, I want England to win, bro.
Y'all got some of the most passionate fans, bro.
So if we get to the final, can we witness you on stream and in Englandshire?
If England gets to the final...
I might go on.
If England gets to the final, would you come to the game with me if we stream it?
I'm already going to the game, I'm already going.
What to the final?
I'm going to the quarters, the 70s and the finals.
Oh, right, okay.
Well, you better fucking whack an England shit on for the last two games
Can I just say messy is just scraped it past Egypt
I've not seen that yet, but my chat is saying apparently he's rigged
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not mate because listen, I can respect messy is the
greatest but I listen I will always say if I had to choose between the two I'd want Ronaldo.
Yeah you're literally saying that because he played at United which is my point.
No I'm saying because Ronaldo works hard. I would choose Ronaldo over Messi.
It's just that in my style of play jinxed Ronaldo would fit into because what I like to do is I
ask of my number 10 dropping deep and I send my left winger forward to be direct towards going.
I feel as though Ronaldo really fits that role well. You're like a selfish player who doesn't
I didn't care about a team.
Selfish.
How's Ronaldo?
Selfish.
No, no, you're getting mixed up.
I'm on about Cristiano.
Yeah.
Yeah, correct.
Well, let me ask you this question.
Which one out of Ronaldo and Messi
let their teammate Nuno Mendes
take a free kick and score to get them
through the group stage?
Lino Messi missed his last penalty
and still chose to take this one and missed it again.
There's only certain people around there
that are made for penalties.
Look, James, hey, bro,
Matthew's gonna wipe your guys' ass, bro,
in ten years, man.
All right, you wanna put 100 gifted on it?
Well, you already took 500 gifted on the last bet,
so why don't we just do,
I don't know, why don't we just throw it on a 500 distance?
That's Argentina beats England.
No, because I'm not as confident, because that is actually quite a big game,
whereas I was, it was guaranteed that we'd go...
It was guaranteed that we'd get further than fucking USA.
Who the fuck in the hell did the USA even have?
Fucking Balagan.
Fucking hell. Even his strikers got gun in his name.
Like, can you not fucking stay away from the firing range?
Do you know what I mean? Fucking hell, man.
What is in Vatican British?
No, he's literally your striker.
No, but I think, yeah, wasn't Vatican born in the UK?
What?
Oh shit, my chat apparently saying yeah.
Yeah, he was born in the UK. That's how good our team is, but our best player wasn't even born here.
What the fuck? Why has he chose to play for you? Your shit.
Oh shit.
Oh wait, born in the US raised in the UK.
The bike's perfect.
Oh okay.
Dude, you have the British accent.
All right.
Thank you bro.
Let me apologize.
I'm never going to be gaslit or manipulate
by the US National Team ever again.
Never again bro.
I'm never gonna allow this shit to happen to you.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate your apology.
Hey, I'm gonna die
before the US National Team makes the semi finals.
It's called football, it's called football and kilometers are real, alright?
We fucking suck.
I'm fucking glad you've come to terms with it, Jinxett, and I appreciate you being honest, mate.
Okay, I'm fucking clocked that shit, sister, clocked that shit.
Oh, I'm gonna minute, I've got Lacey giving it the fucking bugging.
I'm not from Beeplewager, I'm not from Beeplewager, no, please.
Oh, my God. Yeah, alright, I'll be England, the UBUSA.
I'll do it. It's easy money. Okay. Do you want to do ultimate team clubs or like international?
Yeah, I made go for it. Yeah, go for it, mate. All right, love it. But for that fucking in
in the chat. Lacey, what the fuck are you saying? What the fuck are you saying? I'll
fucking ring you as well you little dickhead.
Yes, Lacey. You okay, mate?
Yeah, I'm just listening to this conversation that you and Jinx here having about all England
and Argentina in the finals when y'all are forgetting about the men in the woods, the
men in your mall. He's better than any player on either team.
Yeah.
Just hang on a minute here. Let's just fucking, let's just go back a couple of days shall
we? I've saw you sat there in a fucking Mexico shirt fucking crying when you got done at
the Aztec, right? You're not even Mexican. Then I've saw you the day after.
I'm not Mexican, I support, I have a lot of Hispanic fans, I support my Mexicans.
Alright, okay, and then I'll saw you the next day, represent USA in a shit American shit,
and then get embarrassed there as well.
Yes, I live in the USA, but you don't know where I'm from, I'm from Spain.
Oh, you're from Spain, are you?
Yes, that's where I was born, that's where I was born.
Where is Lacey from?
It doesn't know, I never talked about it publicly.
All right, he says here Pennsylvania. Nope, I'm from Spain. I was born in Spain, but I grew up in Pennsylvania.
Right. Okay. So I take it you're going to now be supporting the Spanish?
I what? I take it you're now going to be supporting Spain.
I've been supporting Spain since the beginning. You can actually do your research. You do your research.
Right. Okay. Are you going to admit that you were wrong for doubting England?
Um, honestly
Mexico deserved to win that game. They had more
Jude Bellingham had a fucking bailout and the ref put the ball down on the pitch before
Mexico was ready and Jude Bellingham got a bailout goal. It shouldn't even count it, honestly
It shouldn't have counted. Are you fucking are you are you all right?
Yeah, I'm gonna make did you just say Mexico deserves to win because they had more heart
Yes
that you're Bellingham scored. The ref put the ball down on a kickoff too quick when Mexico was
already yet and then he just ran and got a goal. You do realize Mexico are the ones who kick off?
It was rigged. No, no, no. So the referee puts the ball down, yeah, and then it's up to Mexico
when they want to kick off. Listen, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
You want to know why it doesn't matter? Why doesn't it matter? Because England does not stand a chance
against Halan bro.
Halan yeah.
Do you want me to say, honestly, I think Halan is going to cause us some problems.
Yeah, Halan is going to cause you guys a lot of problems.
I'm going to tell you one thing.
I have never seen a game like I saw in that last England game and I've been watching soccer
for over a month now and I've never seen anything like it.
England did not deserve to be Mexico.
Right, okay.
Jerkin will be Norway.
chance not even a chance you guys be in Norway you want to go on you are put
on your gifty on it yeah all right perfect no problem whatsoever this
honestly this is so good
Harry Kane don't turn into a fucking ghost or where was he during that game
huh he scored he scored the winning goal
All right, he also assisted Balingam second
Yeah, the second goal shouldn't accounted it should actually be reviewed by the FIFA organization in remote
I
Fucking love you Americans when you talk football
Oh talk to us about the USA goalkeeper talk to us about him. He's good
Yeah
So the USA goalkeeper
What's the name again not freeze
Matt freeze. Yep
Matt freeze
net worth
So Matt freeze is net worth this is a million dollars
So what happened was some rich billionaire that lives in Belgium paid him off
Off to run out of the goal like a moron accidentally stub his toe in the ground and give up fucking four goals
That's what happened. He got paid off never he shouldn't even he should never
That free should never be in a goal again in his entire life. He should never step foot in a goal again
Right right okay, so what so that was one goal and then what about the other three that you can see good
Yeah, he got paid. He sold the game up. They brought over him 10 mil
Right, okay. Oh, it's just I'm having a look at the stats now Jinx
And it says that USA only registered two shots on target
Yeah, CP had a bad game who did
CP who the fuck you see pit are you on about Christian Pulisic?
Get a bad game
Oh
We got sucked off as well in the 60th minute
Alright, so you're rooting for Spain now, then yeah, yes, all right perfect. Are you gonna be watching the next game they play?
I'm going to be watching the next main game. Yes. Let me in. I actually pissed me off because
you guys are all talking about England versus Argentina and you're acting like Lameenia
Mall doesn't exist. It's not like it's not going to be this guaranteed game. Spain is
winning the whole world. They're going to they're going to the championship. Sorry,
going to the championship. Spain and Holland is going to send England home. England's
coming back to Europe, buddy. Holland is going to score a hat Eric. You want to put on that
that Holland scores a hat trick? No, I want to bet that that that Holland beats England.
Alright, okay. I look forward to it. Are you going to be watching it on Saturday?
I'm going to be at the game in Miami. Oh, yeah, you've got the box on you.
Yep. Yep. You fucking, you enjoy that game, mate, and then you get ready to send me my subs, yeah?
I'm not going to have to send you subs. When Harry Kane drops an absolute stinker,
and Jude Bellingham is back in skim swimsuits with a shirt off, back in England, then we're
going to be talking because your guys won't cup runs come to an end. Let's go, Hollande.
All right, are you ready for this absolute ass kicking?
I'm fucking born ready mate.
I am fucking born ready.
Are you inviting me?
So, we'll do one leg NA servers, one leg EU servers and we'll look at the gold differential
from there.
Yeah?
Oh mate, absolutely.
All right.
Yeah, you should do. Yeah, it's epic dude.
Epic dude, 619.
Epic dude, 619. Yeah, yeah, boom, bobble.
Alright, alright, alright, it's about to kick off.
Thank you, man. Let's do it, man. Like, let's do this.
Alright, let's do this.
Are we betting on this or are we just having a nice normal game of FIFA?
Yep, nice.
Can you hear me, Jinx?
I want to put I want to put a house on this. I'm kidding
But no, I do want to bet on this. Yes, cuz right if you 500 subs at least give me a chance to earn some of it back
Oh 100% of me 100% wait go back to Cabo Verde's rating
And they updated it
No, it's here south go back to Cabo Verde
Right here. Oh wow
Okay, that's false chap. They're definitely better than that
No, I've not seen it. Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, what a fucking goal. Yeah. Oh my god. I did say though, no way I'll be the dark horses and they have been
Yeah, you were correct there.
Indonesia was a country, I thought Indonesia was like a continent.
Oh no, it was a country, right?
Yeah, smart from you.
Am I okay to be French? Is it alright?
Uh, I mean, sure, Messi clearly has no problem against that team.
Okay.
What about us? I thought you were going to be England.
I'll be England if you want.
Hey, I'm gonna have to go and put an English shirt on, are you got an Argentina shirt on?
Yes, I have an advocate.
I'm gonna have to go and put an English shirt on in a minute.
Check my old one peeled off, bro.
You got 100 gifted jinx?
No, I wasn't a fake kid, I just, I just...
Nice.
We're having trouble there.
You all right, Jinx, you all right?
Yep, you ready?
Yeah.
100 gifted Jinx.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
All right, dude, let's do this.
Come on.
Oh, and also, I can't use Jordan Anderson because he's just broke his arm.
You can't use it?
Why not?
No, I can't.
He's just broke his arm, so he can't play for anyone.
absolutely can't play for England at the minute. So you're using you're not going to use them for immersion? Yep.
All right. Also Messi is also I think he's spraying his ankle so you can't use it.
Oh, great, bro. Yeah, then let me just bend over and take it up the ass.
Ginge, what's your favorite? Um, not even favorite. Ginge, what do you think is the best formation in football?
in football it depends what it depends who you play against jinx uh four two three one is one of
my favorite ones what about you mate
i think just four three three is the best right okay a few wingers
Yeah. Let's go. You have to have good wingers though. Yeah, you do. Oh my, I've not played
this game in fucking ages. No, no excuses. No, no, no, no, I actually haven't. I actually
haven't played this game in so long. It feels so different. It looks well different. Come
on, Harry. Rashford. Oh, good intersection there. What a header by the way from Enzo Fernandez.
Oh, I've not seen that one.
Do you think it was controversial or not?
No.
No.
Wait, what was come, what specifically?
Belly Gap!
Jude!
Jude!
Na, na, na, na, na!
That's what he does.
Na, na, na, na!
Hey Jude!
I remember!
Now!
I'm not gonna lie to you!
He distracts and then he pauses on his gold
Okay, let me lock in here. That's what he does. Oh, yeah, Chad. I suck. We're five minutes in I suck. Yep
Dude, what is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing, bro?
See this is what he does this what he does
He pauses when he scores. Yeah, okay. Bro, I cannot let him distract me.
Ginges is a master of intonation.
Na na na na! Hey, dude! Sorry mate, just putting me English here on and representing me country.
Come on! Straight in again here, boys. Straight in again. Yeah. Lock in, lock in.
Jinxie is a wanker, de de dee!
Fubos coming home again!
It's almost too cool!
One, two, three, four! Fubos coming home again!
It's a message to the club.
Berkayo, Saka, running down the wing, Saka.
Here in the Englands in Saka, we're all going to New York.
Called it, boys. Don't do any Egypt there. Just be smart. Be smart.
Be smart with the play. Love that. Love that, gay.
Love that, Deckers.
Nice boys, love it.
Just keep the ball, keep the ball lads.
We've got nothing to lose.
Nothing to lose lads.
Good tackle.
Straight in there, reach James.
It's him.
Yeah, I knew that was coming.
Julian Alvarez!
It's alright, it's alright, don't mind that.
Don't mind that, I just had a phone call of Trump.
I just had a phone call of Donald Trump, he said you had to school.
He's fucking even rigging it on this as well now.
Okay, okay, alright.
Well done, well won.
Yes, Pickford! Come on! Come on, Pickford.
Nice, nice.
Oh
Look at the way we play out beautiful football
Beautiful football
And it's oh what tackle
there we go great football again from England really making Argentina look
pouring this first half so far
oh my god
Oh my god.
Oh, he just has to finish.
Offside.
That's perfect timing.
Perfect timing for the hydration break.
You're doing a hydration break.
have a little hydration break is the rules mate and they will cut well you can
hear the fans out the biggest fans of the hydration break but Donald Trump's
been paid for it so they will happen degrees here lower 20 degrees let's go
Cough, cough, cough.
Love that, love that, Deckers.
REST OF FUCKING REED!
GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!
YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW, YELLOW.
Oh, we're good.
We're good, we're good. It's a good challenge, you see the way.
Watch me fucking bang this in here.
if you make this
I'll admit England will win the World Cup if you can make it from here. Okay, if you can make this from here
But you won't
Bar
You didn't even go for it. Fuck it didn't get it didn't pass through. I wanted it to pass through
He's lost all of his sales now. It's only a matter of time. That's a little bit of space.
Come on, well in, well in, well in.
No, I thought the ref free was my player. That's not fair.
Oh, side well in ref.
Look at the way we play out here look at that.
Referee!
Referee!
I tried to but you fucking pulled me back.
Tackle!
Fuck off!
Brav Brav
Fuck off!
Potentially yellow, potentially yellow
Fucking load of bollocks
Yellow, bubble bubble
Come on, pick Fred, be switched on here
No chance
Oh my god, oh my lord
That's his range.
Well, in Pittsburgh.
So many chances.
It's only a matter of time.
England could really do with our time, eh?
I'm clicking it. What's happening?
Oh Argentina not prepared Argentina not prepared Argentina is not looking good
Argentina doing what the American goalkeeper did yesterday and England
making pay 3-1 you can't switch off you cannot prepare England and made Argentina
is 3-1 on the power attack. What a goal by Marcus Rashford. Beautiful finish and
discombobulation in the back and England pumps to make it 3-1. Come on!
Now Argentina really needing this half time before anything can go ahead here.
Hold on, bro, can you wait?
Yo, wait, it's not working.
It's actually not working.
What do you think, dude?
Harry Kane for four!
England make them pay again!
When are Argentina gonna learn?
You can't just stand there.
You can't. England will make you pay.
They've got the quality, and that's what we're seeing here.
It's a complete and utter mismatch
between the two teams.
Oh
Fubos come in all Megan with Thomas too cool
1 2 3 4 for those coming oh make it with Thomas too cool
USB C mine broke I think
Oh
I don't know my controller broke
England fans are loving it
Don't take me home
Please don't take me home. I just don't want to go to work
I want to stay here drink all the beer. Please don't play to take me home
Don't take me
me home. Please don't take me home. I just don't want to go to work. I want to stay here.
Drink on it, babe. Please don't. Please don't take me home. Please don't take me home. I
I just don't want to go to work!
I want to stay here, drink water, please don't plead to take me home!
Yo, Gings!
Yo, Gings, let me get Donald Trump with the phone.
Is that how you want to win?
No, I'm going to score an own goal for sportsmanship.
No, you should score two goals for sportsmanship.
No, I'm sorry, I outplayed you on the first goal and you couldn't handle it.
So I will I will let our trusty side with our trusty side bro. Just score two on goals
Please do we give a cheat in American to two goals chat?
Or you act like I'm the one that called the FIFA president. I didn't do shit. Go go score. Go score
Top five respect moments. I need one more. I need one more. Yeah, just one more for our time them
Just on go, on go, on go, on go, on go.
Yeah.
Ah, such a fucking shame.
What a fucking shame.
I can't do it now.
I can't do it now.
Sorry.
It's only in the half.
And so you got two free goals and you're going to give me one free goal.
I can't.
I can't.
No, I didn't get a free goal.
I outplayed you.
You control the result.
You kicked it up and Rashford volleyed it.
So Chad, let's rewind the two goals he scored.
I was literally my control.
I was unplugging it while he was literally running out my neck.
I'm gonna minute, Jim, so we're getting news just in.
If I'm going well, Mum, we're getting news now, shall we?
This guy's so pretty.
Oh, wow.
Welcome in and good evening.
Here is your weather report.
Argentina versus England due to delay from kickoff for the second half
due to the storms happening in Miami.
Not the foreseen circumstances that the fans would have wanted, but they are the circumstances
They will have to deal with kickoff is now an ETA at two minutes time. Thank you very much for watching
We'll be these new news. Thank you and good night
No, because you had your controller
Yeah, how about we wind the footage? You know what? I'll just beat you straight up, I don't care.
I think you're lucky I gave you one goal to honest.
Imagine Messi doing that in the semi-final. Oh no, I'm gonna minute Harry Kane, can you give us a goal?
Because I weren't ready. Not my fucking problem.
Well, in real life Messi's controller wouldn't die.
Yeah, well that could just be something different like he put the wrong boots on.
put the wrong boots on. I mean, you've got to be prepared for these sort of games.
Oh. Oh.
What the fuck are you trying to do?
Messy.
It's not messy. It's messy.
Oh, now you want to take a right. Now you want to take a right.
Are you going to let anyone else on the Argentinian team touch the ball?
Nope.
maybe you should make that's why you fought before two down I'm for two
down because he scored two goals with my father oh here we go
oh he's done in him he's done a USA at the back again he's not learned from
yesterday he's piddling about pissing about at the back well let me tell you
one thing the Americans they never learn they never learn you're gonna piss
like a puppy stay on the porch and let the big dogs eat England making five two it's a shambolic
performance Jude Bellingham making pay and once again Jimsy sat there with his head in his hands
wondering how has he been put in this position last time I saw him like that he was in missionary
let's go England just has to lock it up at the back watch leanel messing out
I've got to win that, Jude. Love that.
I'm England till I die. I'm England till I die. I know I am. I'm sure I am. I'm England
until I die.
Football's coming home again, with Thomas Shookle.
One, two, three, four.
Football's coming home again, with Thomas Shookle.
Go on Rashford.
Don't bother him, Harrow.
It's him! Offside. Fucking hell, I know you got your glasses on.
It's locked in there. Just stay in shape, lads. Just stay in shape. Nothing silly there. There
There you go.
Look at that.
That's a little bit of flair.
Express yourself.
Shit pass.
Love that.
I'll tell you something.
If this is all the semi-finals go if we get there, I'm going to be absolutely over the
moon.
The message needs to make sure he's got a good USB-C cable up.
Oh.
Look at that again.
forcing it mess it.
Just alright that England won't mind that goal just in time for the second hydration
break dude there is yo it's FIFA there is no hydration break bro virtual fucking pixels
man. I think there is literally witnessing one right now, mate. Dude, like, this is such
a bullshit ass game if you count this. Bro, I literally had a controller die and you scored
twice. You're sick. Fuck. You're up one. I can't get it, Thomas Tuchel in the other dugout
getting really intimidated by the Argentinian manager. He's getting very, very aggressive.
Rumors on the streets. I'm going to whip a gun out in a minute. I'm not sure if that's any
you never know when in America.
Offside I think there mate, just a little bit offside.
like seventeen minutes now just to see this game
you get really got a release from the net
zero composure you have the composure of a deer in headlights
really?
have you ever saw a deer in headlights?
What a tackle. What a tackle.
And now England looking to break, looking to make Argentina pay.
Could this be the break from all Argentinian hearts as England looking to go forward?
Harry Ke- Oh, fuck.
Come on, Anderson.
Thank you.
Bobo!
Bobo!
Bobo!
Rotting on the palm!
Oh my God!
It's not over yet.
One more.
You two.
One more.
Oh my god!
It's not over yet. One more.
You cheated and you're gonna lose.
You pulled a USA!
You pulled a USA!
You cheated and you're gonna lose!
Oh my god, how the fuck is he offside?
It's off, it's off, wait what?
It's off?
How is that offside?
Oh my god.
Wow, you read it.
Wow, you read it.
What's a save? What's a save, Bigfoot?
91st minute. Last chance, last chance.
Get it out! Yes!
I mean... Come on! Come on!
Come on! What a game!
Great gamer football. Great gamer football.
is there's listen there's controversy in there some of the Argentina goals
probably should have never stood but the game is the game and you can only play
what's in Florida England have done really well to come out on top there
there's a lot of accusations you're cheating going on there from Argentina
but if you want my opinion just take it as you will it's a game of football
One team's come out on top and Argentina are going home from the World Cup.
England win five goals to four.
Just one moment as we listen in to the England celebrations.
Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you.
By now you should have somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat, the word is on the street, that's a fight and your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really heard it out
I'm going to call it a draw.
Yes.
James.
Would you like to play again on English soil?
Yes.
So we're going to call that first game a draw.
It's tough to call it a draw considering I just beat you.
Do you know what I mean?
You didn't beat me.
You beat my dead controller because you scored two goals
and then I keep having scored two goals.
I actually gave you a goal back.
there you go. Done? Yeah.
Now, listen, if you, if you accept that I'll beat your Farron Square, I'm not going to
take the 100 gifted. You did it. That's the thing. You didn't beat me Farron Square.
Do you beat me with bullshit? No, I, I get it. It's typical Americans who can't goal
the L. I stole it out of my player's foot and then scored. At the end of the day, if
your center half is going to chip it up for Rashford Savolla, he's going to tap it in.
You know what I mean?
You can't invite someone to go and score an unbelievable goal and then the moment when
they do it, it's just fucking silly.
Look bro, it's ready up, ready up, ready up.
So we're on England now, right?
Yeah, we're on England.
So what's aggregate, 5-4?
5-4 aggregate.
That's...
And do you know what, it hates me to even say that.
That's fine, you can put that, no that, you just smiled when you said a 5-4 aggregate,
didn't you?
That's disgusting.
That's fucking disgusting, bro.
I mean, I'm gonna be there. Oh, wow. There's been a there's been a there's been a light. Oh, wow
I didn't even notice. Oh my god. Have you seen that on Twitter? Jinx it?
What what on Twitter? Donald Trump phone call 5 5. Oh my god. Oh, well, I think I was a drawer. I can
fuck
Let's go fucking straight in there
God save our grave
King, Long live the noble king, God save the king.
Fucking straight in there now, straight in.
So 5-4 aggregate, alright let's do it.
Straight in there, oh my god.
5-4 aggregate.
Oh my god this is so much smoother.
I didn't, I forgot I was on American so hold on.
Can you feel the difference?
It's round me off it.
Love it, England. Come on.
What a tackle from the Butcher.
Rashford! What a block again from the butcher!
Fuck off!
Missed.
Love that.
Have you not got the ball?
like like a bitch man
love that
great ball Marcus again Romero
hold on
Why is he open? What a tackle, Mark Gay he endured, Bellingham. What the fuck are you
doing? Love that well in. I'm lagging, my God! When you blame me, did you have 105
110 Mamos.
Harry Kane! Oh!
I'm so unlucky.
Come on, O'Reilly, come on.
Hello.
Ah.
I don't need to force anything.
Stay here all day.
No, no, no, no, fuck.
Pace isn't Millicain's strong suit.
Cheers, Martin Zyler.
Love that.
Don't mind that.
Never.
Stay on that.
Stay on that.
Look at that.
So composed at the back.
Beautiful.
Here comes Rashford now on this left-hand side.
Cuts in.
Slides it to Harry Kane.
Passes it to Andersson.
£115 million.
Manchester City have paid for him.
Well, if he's doing that every game, it's worth it.
Thomas Tuchel going mental on the sidelines as England take the lead once again in this
World Cup semi-final.
This is not what's going to actually happen, bro.
Well, I know, message control is not going to disconnect, is it, apparently?
Yeah.
Like that even happened.
fucks sake. just so you see I quickly release it that's composure in front of an air you
lack that
clearance what is there hydration break hydration break hydration break hydration break
Oh, excuse me.
Okay, let's go.
No, what the fuck?
Well won.
What?
Nooo! Wrong fucking way!
She's giving it to us.
Come on.
Rashford, fuck me! Get out of the fucking ball!
Come on, Rashley.
Come on Dexter, you gotta get the ball there.
I'm going to be on to the end of this.
Come on.
Come on.
scored like that versus Mexico and they scored like that again. Great ball out wide, great
ball across the box. Anderson gets the second of the game.
Why would, like, no people would ever position themselves that way.
Americans keep it, mate. Oh my god!
If that was an own goal, bro, I swear to God.
No, should have shot.
Referee.
Fuck, I should have shot.
Great half there again from England.
Showing by there the better team here.
Jimsy looking really bait a male in that first half.
Getting dominated today all over.
Fuck, he's gonna do it with me.
God damn it, we need a ball here.
Alright, I mean it's so delayed.
Fucking hell, referee fucking chance!
I know.
He's a farmer.
I'm gonna get Dan Byrne on late to see the game out.
Come on!
Birkayo Seca!
Running down the winseca!
In the England sinseca!
We're all going to New York!
Birkayo! Saka, running down to it! Saka, in England! Saka, we're not going to New York!
Come on. Be patient now, be patient. England probably want their second
hydration break to come sooner than it will. Looking just a little onto this
goal now, conceded really early after the first goal. Looking to not duplicate
that line-out. Thank you. Come on. Nice car. It's time just to, England just to relax on the ball a
little bit. Keep it, keep possession, keep the ball moving. Don't try to over complicate it.
That's what they're doing really well in this second half. Jude Bellinon looked to take
it in the form. You can't have taken your fucking games! Why would you? Played with you. Played with Harry Kane.
Back to, oh I tried to play out wide to Bacai Oseca. Ball cut out by the Argentinians as they come
on this left-hand side. Gonzales on the ball.
Ecclumise tracks him really well. Might see how that pass off anyway.
Bamo.
Fuck you.
He's missing.
I'm gonna miss you.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
It's a brace. That's a brace.
So much time, Messi. You beautiful fucking human.
Win that. Okay, that's boy-
It went through-
No!
No!
No!
No!
That's the ping, that's the ping, that's the ping.
I released, I swear.
Oh my god.
He's gonna he's gonna lollygag. Let's do that
Understand freeze
How the fuck
That did not look off hydration break
Yo bro, it's the 6th minute. They do the hydrations in like the 70.
No, it's not. It's no.
Dude, we got a game.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
We got a fucking game here.
We got a fucking game.
I can't take it.
Well, it's a fucking great game and I runs in it.
We got a fucking game.
Come on.
I need one more. I need one more. One more.
Come on, little messy hat trick.
No, I'm not much of a charmer.
So, James, you actually think England could be Argentina, like, genuinely?
Yeah, 100%.
I think we'd take Messi out of the game and then see what they can do.
Do you mean, like, injured or do you mean, like...
No, I was just, yeah, just man-marking.
Well, you're going to need two or three men for that, for the whole game.
No, I just put Anderson on him just to stay with him.
I'm not going to let that happen.
And the rest.
Oooo.
Fucking Alraff.
Kona.
So predictable.
How is that not fucking Kona, you cheating twat?
Harry Kane.
What a save for Martinez.
Okay, leave it.
Alvarez.
Alvarez.
Oh my god, you fucking suck!
Fuck, say it.
Come on, come on, come on, we're here baby.
We're here.
We're here.
We're back.
We're fucking back.
We're back.
We're back. We're fucking back
He's offside off off off off off off off. Thank God. What is it to leave Jesus instantly off?
How you know I didn't think I was gonna take space there
fucking shit pass
well that race went through me and then I went through my body again all right
come on Bacchio
Fucking wank, jigs of the year, guys, fucking wank.
Come on.
Come on, Gordon.
Now just relax football now from the English.
All he wants is to kill it in the death, that is what he does.
All he wants is to, to, to, all he wants is to, to, to, all he wants is to, to, to, to,
Come on chat, walk in, he's on fire.
Get Dan Burnham, see this game out.
Get him in the morning, he's got his strong beliefs.
Fucking get him on the dance stone, that's to come on.
One more and more.
Oh, people, just what more am I?
What she's lucky for?
Come on, everyone, what king's on fire?
What she's lucky for?
What king's on fire?
You're defensive terrify, what king's on fire?
You're defensive terrify, what king's on fire?
You're defensive terrify, what king's on fire?
Yes
Go home money Yankee
Oh
I think it was control is this control to the gas
It's just, that's, that's, that's well-wearing.
Go on, Chet, you know this one.
Go on, Jimsey.
One, two, three, four.
Hey!
Manawake it!
Boom! Ah!
I want to know
Oh, when it's gone, come on.
Oh, five, six, seven, eight.
Hey!
Manawake it!
Oh
Come on all the England fans together now all the England fans together now come on come on everyone everyone gets together
GG Jinx may well pinned
You played better bro, you outplayed me man. Thank you
to win. But the thing is, Ginch. Yeah. And can I be honest with you as well? If that
is not foreshadowing of what's going to happen. Oh, okay. That is not like you're not a enjoy
the FIFA win. You're smoking weed. If you think England's beating Messi, you're smoking
straight up dank. But enjoy the win. Enjoy the win. Thank you. Are you are you getting
up to anything? Anything else tonight? No, I'm probably off, man. I'm doing a short
stream today. I'm just probably off. I was watching Messi. Well, listen, I'm sorry to
to have ended your stream like this, you know?
You are embarrassing.
What an embarrassing fucking stream, eh?
He's come on, he's watched Messi win,
he's then tried to replicate Argentina,
representing the shirt.
He's come onto the FC and he's had his fucking ass
handed to him.
What an embarrassing fucking word, eh?
Honestly, God.
And by the way, everyone watching Jinx's stream,
that is the PLV you have when you suck his nub.
Okay.
GGs, bro, I'm out of here.
shit a bit mate thank you fucking hell that was easy
honestly what a fucking that honestly it could have been the easiest thing to get
did I've ever had he's been dominated he's been absolutely torn apart in
front of his own fans what a poor poor poor fucking way to end your stream
Come on.
Nearly went that. Nearly went that.
Today is going to be the day that we're going to throw it back to you.
By now you should have somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat the world is on the street, there's a fire in your heart, he's out
I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you never really had his house
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.
Hello everyone coming in from Jinx.
I hope you're all doing well.
He is fucking shit.
Welcome in everyone.
I'm sorry I've just had to embarrass your streamer like that.
What an embarrassing way to end your stream.
Could never be me.
There are many things that I would like to say to you,
But I don't know how!
Everybody, all together!
So maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Wonder Woman
what a fucking tune what a fucking tune honestly welcome in everyone who's come
over from Jinx I know he has just handed a whole year old in well hope you are an
amazing day what time is it where you all watch from God obviously I'm not an
American audience primarily Reese favorite of 28 mate thank you very much
brother where is it 3 p.m. 4 p.m. 2 p.m. 10 to 10 10 p.m. 3 p.m. okay first 4 p.m. 4 p.m.
okay 10 to 10 as a lot as 4 p.m. and 10 to 10 for a lot of people unbelievable JV I appreciate
message made but we're just asking what time is thanks for that what the fuck
tk 2.31 reach 2.28 often 2.14 neggy favorite two months thank you very much
mate a fifa is a rig i mean if we we're talking are we talking that game we've
just played there or shall we watch the argentina game because i'm still yet to
see this and i i've heard apparently it is heavily rigged
let's have a look
All right, let's have a look. We got to messy missing the penalty and then jinx goes
Here we go
Mods can you get a branchy going please is it rigged or not?
What I will say is it was definitely a penalty that bit's not rigged a SHNX or is the finger over to their one mate
What a save oh my god, what a save
And there was straight at the goalkeeper.
Sixth walk.
Here's my iron-two fair.
Of course, it's messy.
Oh my goodness, a post.
I'm Sweden. Nice to meet you, Sweden.
There's no way that speedkeeper's got to stop.
What, did he give a corner for that?
I'm interested to see this goal have got disallowed.
Oh my god, what a save. Oh my god, what a save.
Cheers, Mudd.
Prick's his live chat, was it ranked on that?
What a fucking save.
Yeah, I know, I've got it.
Is that the foul?
Oh, is that the foul that got the goal disallowed?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Number 12's got him on strings.
Oh my god, what a ball!
Oh my god.
Oh, that's embarrassing.
Don't take your shirt off until you won.
Go on Waltz, give it a turn mate, let's have a look.
It's the tough one.
It's a tough one that because if you look here right one pulling in a shirt is a foul pulling of the shirt is a foul
right
Just watch your left also if you look at the foot here
He stood on his foot as well as pulling him. I personally I would say it is a foul to be fair. I
Say it's a farm just because he stood on his foot and he's pulled his shirt across
I see you. Thank you. Talk to you.
J.R.s here. This will be interesting.
After review, KLS Rippin, committed by the 19 of Egypt in the offensive phase.
Ages before the goal, though. It wasn't, really.
If we go back.
So it's up in there.
358.
358.
The goal scored at what?
CK!
415.
370 in seconds. Yeah, the goal only happened because of the foul.
Done, scoring against Argentina, named after the great Brazilian. 18 seconds.
All I'm saying is I don't think it's the decision that's the problem. I think it's the consistency
because how many times have we seen stuff not been gone back that far because they always go
or it's not impacted or it's too far back. Do you know what I mean?
And also, would you argue that's clear and obvious?
Is it enough to go severe out there? But you watch your left arm here.
80 seconds, yeah, he's with the trick. Come on Ben, to the 26, mate.
All the way, it's messed up, come on.
Anderson! Anderson! Anderson!
Go on, Anderson, favourite of five, mate, sexy bastard. Thank you, brother.
Oh, thank you, Anderson, mate.
I mean, if I'm being honest, the fact they were two nil up anyway and they still battled it is embarrassing.
At his right shoulder, Salah meets him, and Zico is arriving.
And Asan has taken it!
Oh, my God, he scores anyway.
I can't believe they had it in their hands and then they fucked him.
Kean, two of the three years mate, go on Kean, thank you brother, two fucking years, go on the boys.
Sleep, two of the three gifted mate, thank you sleep, how are you doing well?
I can't believe that's going to be an open ball.
Salah does brilliant, he just thinks he's getting outnumbered and going to get caught.
And he plays it in the right hand side to that spieler who has been unbelievable for 20 minutes.
And he looks, the run Ziko makes his best mistake.
I'm not really asked what's going on, he's having it wrong.
He doesn't look up to his right hand side, the finish is brilliant.
This is it, oh.
That's the 2-1.
Oh wow great one. Not bad. Yes Jacob, what do you mean Jake? What are you making done?
Let's see, our second cross deflected.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Wow.
It's just what it goes to.
It is, isn't it?
Honestly, it is.
It's what it goes to.
What's Jake's having there?
Because he didn't want to.
He's going crazy for it.
Calm down.
Calm the fuck down.
Again, three hits and that's it.
I'll tell you when.
Calm down calm the fuck down again three hits and that's it. I'll tell you when
Yeah, but what I will say is
Everyone's comparing to Ronaldo and I get that but
Ronaldo's three years advanced now Ronaldo also did this sort of thing when
and Juventus were two-nil down to Athletica, he goes and scores a hat-trick.
Do you know what I mean? He's done this.
It's just that we're seeing it consistently right now for missing.
Wow.
What a fucking goal by now.
The ball inside this place is incredible.
And what a finish it is.
Again, just like the first Argentinian goal,
I think a goalkeeper gets a massive hand to it.
I think he shins that as well, don't he?
I think he shins that.
What a fucking goal.
Why don't we lighten it for my goal?
I mean, this for me, this for me here, right?
He's literally checked him.
He saw him.
He's looking at him right now.
And he's still not marking like he should.
That for me is what would piss me off.
Look at that.
And also, as a goalkeeper, I'm looking at this thinking,
this is only going to come in the box.
Can I take the pressure off my defence?
He should probably stand the six yard box because he ain't going to score from there.
And if he does, he'll probably end up getting there.
But...
What an either.
What an either.
And there's apparently a foul in this as well.
I'm not even showing us.
This is the one that they're going.
This is the one that was like, I mean that's never a foul.
That's never a foul.
But I'm pretty sure there was one, weren't there?
Has anyone got a clip with it?
Has anyone got a clip?
Or can anyone tweet me a clip or tag me on TikTok?
Yeah, let me go on Twitter. Yeah, there was one before it. Well, this is what I've been
seen there. That one the Falky's foot there. And that one the Tucky's foot there. Who knows?
Oh, I didn't see this one. That's not a foul. That's just embarrassing for him that.
That's not enough to give a foul. That's embarrassing.
That's an Anna Ronaldo fan. I fucking love Messi as well, but I'm sorry. They're not
enough to overrule them. You can tell he dives, you can tell he dives. You can just tell
he dives. Never a foul. If anything, I'd have brought it back to bookseller for simulation.
Well, that's what I mean. That's bad for him to say that. That's bad. But apparently I've
I've seen Chaz's 100 chicken nugget challenge.
Welcome.
Is that 61 so far?
What, is he full?
He threw up.
I don't know if I have one for him yet.
Oh, it's kicking off there.
Why has he not awakened?
Before
Did you cheat
That's all I know
Yeah, but do you know that one more of a father you know
I do think no way it was a good match up the most
100%
awful
find you go free
I'm gonna say I think about you
No, on you. I've already raised it.
Look at Chatham and Leib's coming in.
That's you. You settle and I'll let it be.
The usual to go on with me. Why are we doing our relationship?
It's normal.
You don't have any money to do that.
What's your need?
Playing games together, having a laugh.
You don't have a gun unless you can steam.
My steam doesn't work.
We need to make you work, we're all playing mecha-communians tonight.
When Ellie cheated on me, what did you think?
Ellie's never cheated on me, what weird thing to lie about.
When she cheated on me, what did you think?
Can we not rub her this narrative, this felon-like shit?
Oh, everyone's dead soft now, you can't fucking make a joke about anyone.
She's not cheating on me, I'm not even saying that. On the perp for my mum's life, Ellie's not cheated on me.
I'm aware of, obviously. She wouldn't, I don't even know why she's saying this to the shit.
I'm sure you're right now, I'm gonna get a call from them.
Okay.
Maybe James can perform on my knees better than you can.
Ash plays games with me.
Actually, I mean, I'm trying to get you to play games with me all day.
Oh, that's it.
What's that?
That's it.
I've not been asked if you've laughed for hours to play with me.
Anyway man, I stand to the work, you fucker!
Look, get the shit out of me!
Eh, charge against the government!
Get the fuck shit!
Instead of fucking trying to fucks him by his solution, he just fucking took me again!
I bet you've got a sabre-wave.
Oh, fuck it.
I think it's better we set a sabre-wave.
I don't view first, you're not talking to me.
No.
I don't view first.
Everyone's like, you should just say me, don't you?
No, because no, I don't view first.
And then he's like, what?
I don't view most people for free.
No, I don't view first.
No, I don't view first.
There's nothing on Instagram.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, you done me months ago, but you text me last night, don't you?
There's nothing on Chas's Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, I bet you fucking did.
Well, I'll come and I said, yeah, come get me.
Yeah, well, I came on the other way around first.
I got that fucking troll.
He's story.
Who is he?
He blocks me seeing his stories.
Fucking movie.
Is he just coming from the trial?
I saw his title before.
He said something about building a new house.
Shock didn't go ahead.
He's just preferred to a girlfriend, it's sainty.
He speaks like fucking kid.
I can't tell you those in Al's.
Kicking my little princess!
He started out again, I'll fucking kill you, Jeremy.
Right, watch this, time's going up and get a drink,
or I'll speak to him in a minute, give me two minutes.
Clear the minute in my class.
Give me one minute, I'll go and get back and play our game.
Just try and talk.
If we get a fully piece of my card.
In my class?
No.
Oh my god, my back.
You're a weird human.
You're a weird fucking human.
You're a weird human.
You're a weird human.
You're a weird human.
The weirdest fucking human I've ever had.
Oh really? Yeah, well your dog's got no nails, so.
The dog's like my darling.
They're like your package, or me.
Don't be a fucking happy lot.
It's your dog that's the only one you know about.
Your cat looks fucking stupid.
Isn't it? Yeah.
There's my cat, or me.
And I was nails.
But it doesn't know me.
What?
It doesn't know me.
Dogs are me.
And all of you.
Lovely.
Oh!
I don't love you, you know what I mean?
Oh!
It's L-U-S-E.
and you have to say what's to do and you can't dispel it
it's about what's to do and it's not
tell you what's to do and it's not like this
no, it's cats or that
just case
just case
no, generally though, if it was lovely to play games
we'd actually make an effort, we'd never make an effort
me, that would never have been useful
you just make a fucking effort
really, well I've just asked you to play a game
chat all over and ask you to play a game
We're going to compromise what about communication, do you like communication?
Fuck with that Chast. Chast you completely fucking my bed up there.
Who's that fucking bed up there?
Bed. Bed up. Fuck.
Chast, fuck. Chast kill up my bed so you mess with my bed up.
I'm missing you, I'm just lying down.
Yeah, we're going to bed.
We're going to make sure we're there.
We're going to make it and over.
You fucked this up.
Slay him down.
I'm done with you first.
You worked on me first?
I worked on me first.
Like, everyone's watched me get rid of you.
I've got a dumpy moth.
Chat who don't attend you moths to go.
Moths to go dumps you.
I'm not asking you to play game with me.
I'm not.
IDGF.
I'm trying to get rid of your fucking streaming and stuff as well.
Hey, this is for you, play it.
I'm not fucking joking.
I'm not kidding.
That's called life to this trick.
Was that right, yeah?
Oh, he's done it.
Personally, that's not right.
Is that right? You're going to be doing this for one year.
I worked what I got.
I've had some work.
No, you haven't.
That's true, Jack. You did get a silver spoon.
You let him nipple, baby.
Not nipple, baby.
He's an industry worker.
He's an industry club.
Never be accepted into this family.
We're gonna leave themselves
Where that fucking work?
Yeah, I did I did a look of you now in the port boys
Get my room
I can't believe it.
Get out of my way.
I'm fucking new here.
New York is in British Columbia.
That's where you're going to go.
I went on holiday to Canada.
Next thing you know, he's playing football, right?
Weird.
You saw this, though.
I'm doing U-Leaks these hours.
Right, chat.
What are they doing?
Are they finished now?
W.J.
What are you guys?
As far as he said.
Nine and more.
J.K. licked your ass.
OK, now they went for a piss.
Yeah, I'm not surprised Red Bull mate.
I don't have blinds anymore.
Right, jake, fuck with that one, we've got to play Mech and Bingo later.
Are you alright, Jake?
Hi, are you alright, jake, are we right about that?
Oh, jake, are you doing the P.O. watching any time soon, could I have a minute, yeah, Charlie, send it away mate, we'll get up in the way.
What did you say, Jake?
We didn't see that then, did you?
No, I nipped upstairs. Why?
No, I just had a bit of a rough.
I thought I'd just be building an else today.
I know your fucking great point.
Has he billed it like he's wrestling stream?
I don't want to talk about it, actually.
Right, fine, I'll talk about it.
Oh, cheers, Mick. Talk to me about it, talk to him.
Speak your mind.
I don't want to talk about it.
You don't want to?
No, so basically, right?
I've been asking Venus for this game all day, right? I sent it in this morning while I was
both pooing on different tiles, obviously, right? So I've asked his player to me and he was like,
yeah, yeah, I'm down, right? So then we've got Omen that, right? He's tried logging on, right?
He's not worked, right? I thought, oh, let me help you make a new account. Try to make a new account.
You weren't working, right? Because you weren't really trained, right? Yeah. Right? So then when I,
like, I was trying to do it and shit like that, like, you were doing it and then I've been asking
in flat the last hour I feel. Hop on on it. Yeah, I know. Yeah, now it's not, you know.
Is it not happening? No. It's a fucking joke, that. I mean, obviously, it hurts me to cheat
it and then shut it up, obviously, that. I know you're actually playing games with me
and you're filming the instrument, so it's like. Do you want to know why, Jake? Why?
Because we're content creators. Yeah, thank you. No problem, mate. Now, what's the game called?
I think they should be worried. I think they've featured give credit to him for seeing the
future nice being bro why is it making me fill me information in like I'm
fucking not got an account maybe maybe there's something going wrong and I
doubt it mate
are we are we all playing mechic millions tonight I hope so I mean I hope so as
Well, have you told Tate's?
He's constantly asleep, I think.
Yeah, I'm going to wake up later.
Right, Jen, like, smoking me and taking me to the bath.
Really?
I just, I fixed it.
No.
I think the way I'm going to have to fix it is do it,
like, a 24 hour.
But, like,
Stream on the 24 hour in general.
I'll mix it both, but I probably should have done it
after England, to be honest.
Chat all right.
But what I will say is I might do it
Saturday to Sunday. Oh, yeah,
chat. We need to organise a
second of a watch along as
well. We do. Yeah.
Oh, boss coming home again.
We're Thomas to call. Do you
see me just fucking baton at
yank? Are you pardoned?
You've been pardoned. I said,
did you see me baton that thing
First of all, it's in people on the stream, surely that's the worst. And second of all,
no one didn't. And what are you breaking? What's the what's the thing here?
I'm gone. Hope I'm busy.
Hope I'm in home again. Which I must to call.
You see I went out on six pack in two weeks.
Pardon?
See that I've got six pack in two weeks.
No you wait mate.
Oh Jakey can I have my 900 pound please is that alright?
I don't know.
Can I have my 900 pound please?
Can I wait till payday?
Sorry mate, no I'm having a real, mate the storms have been flying in today so I thought I might as well get it off you know.
I mean he's
I'm going to have a look
You've had Mr. D
mate he has absolutely treated me today
Oh I guess he treated me yesterday
Why does Max and I can do 200 if Jitkins did 500?
Probably definitely a miracle, isn't it?
Cool. I'm...
Deadgie
Oh yeah I saw that then yeah
He came in and you just said I love the content
Oh, that's me. No, he's lying. Yeah, I'll just be 250 subs if that's all right with you Jake
And then I'll be 250 subs
Is that all right
It's fucking house Wi-Fi you're cutting out you joking. I said I'll be 250 subs mates
Come on, I never can get on panel panel panel. What do you say, sorry?
I don't apologise mate. It's actually 280.
You're breaking up. I think I'm cutting out now actually.
I've had 800 off DigiBee, I've had 600 off Jinx.
What a fucking... Oh my god.
My stream's gone off. I think my stream's gone off.
Nah, it's not unfortunate. I'm still looking at you.
My stream's gone off. I think the connection's going.
Yeah, connection's gone in. Connection's gone.
I can just see it. I can just see it.
I've got a ring camera above your bed.
Right, come on, get him in Jake.
It's your fault for having the doughnuts in going America.
Yeah, but you said you'd let me off, to be honest.
No, I didn't.
I said I'll set it for a rainy day.
Today's a rainy day.
It's literally fucking hot.
It fucking is.
It's raining subs.
Let's get him in, mate.
Come on.
And to be honest, you're lucky.
I'm you're actually lucky I'm saying 20 gonna take 30% of this so
I'm giving back to the community
Yes, jk
unbelievable from the lad
Getting there brother
Hey, why can't I do that?
the max I can gift is
200 look. Test it on there.
Watch your mind. Hang on a minute. Let's just do this. Let me do the maths.
I'm now already 15, 24, I would say.
Two, three times four pound ninety nine equals.
Shout out the stream's not ending for two weeks.
Hang on. What's the discount you get?
I just met yet Jake you're 30 more, please
Just want to make sure that we make me pay up in full that's all
30 more if that's all right Jake
Oh, mate, don't take the piss. No, no, you took the piss out of me, mate
No, don't because that's you just took fucking army you took 870 quid off me don't it weren't 800
It weren't a one seven eight. All right, go shows your webcam them
So is your webcam?
Show me your web page, sorry.
I can show me your webcam.
No, can you show me your web page?
£873.
Just waiting to see it, that's all.
Mate, this is fucking...
If it is £870, I'll let you off.
I don't know how to show it about leaking information.
Just click on
GIFT OF SUB and then type it in
and show me what the number is.
is he is he is he like all right oh 877 872 there you go 28 quid then let's get five
more in jake that I'll do five more I'll do and I'll let you off for the rest let you
for the rest Jake don't say I'm not fucking nice I should have done more than I grand fucking easiest
money I'm gonna make don't hey W's jakey though chat W's jakey what a fucking guy man giving money
away like this because you can't fucking stop himself eating a fucking donut most expensive
Donut he's had a fucking at I feel uncomfortable. This is you feel uncomfortable. I'm not surprising them so close
They're good at the fucking xx out
I'm comfortable
Take it with HR get the five in I
Can't get the five Lucas there. Yes, Lucas you're a cuter
Fuck RC DC 25 mate
You're gonna have to mate. I can't.
No, I can't do that. No, you have to.
Oh, you know, Lucas has to stay over at the Bob House after the England game.
What? Is anyone just asleep in my bed? I said, what the fuck?
Lucas, do you remember my Lucas? Yeah, we're kind of chill like that.
I said I said okay, but I'm not topping tail anymore even but
Right have you downloaded the game? I have yeah nice did you did you make it to streaming unit? Oh
I didn't check. Can we tell you? Yeah go no
But there is gonna be something in the UK you can apply for soon
What do you say wow, what's that?
Yeah, well, it's not the same really is it if you I mean
That's literally how you fucking get your invite or invited
Yeah, but he's like, you know, he's I mean in a way like you probably go
I want paying
No, but it's just well to be honest after recent events. Yeah, I would actually
Bates you're the format Greg or 22 Maria to the 17 Isaac to the 28
I'm invited. Yeah
Lucas is fucking cute on your laugh. Where's me game? There we go
Hey, can you stop floating with fucking Luke's again game?
loaded loaded
football's coming home again with Thomas to call
right have you invited me what the fuck bro this is my life fucking raft was
I told you the code is a code I'm Satie I'm ready me I'm ready me what my click on out outfits or what
sorry it says star outfit options about me exit outfits is it is outfits yet not
I can read, but when I click...
You're not helping me enough.
Find, find game, find game.
It says start, I click start.
Main game.
Online.
Answer real trouble, we've got it.
Let's enter room!
I'm in.
Oh, he's in, he's in.
I'm in, baby.
I'm in. Let's have it. Let's do it.
Can I fucking turn this down a bit?
There we go.
Main level.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Paddle Paddle Paddle!
Brand new game.
Me and Jamie Davis are going to be trying out.
Please, before we go any further, please show you subscribe.
Like the video.
Let's play Paddle.
What are you doing your moron?
That's your fault.
Oh, space.
Whoa!
Calm down.
Hang on hang on, wait pause it pause it pause it, let me turn my fucking audio down if I can hear me
Pause it I'll pause it I'll pause it
There we go
Right, it's me, see you
See you
See me
See you
Yeah
See you
See me
See you
Me you me you me you
Sorry, coming up, oh I said give me a count so it's a shy
Wait so coming up
you oh we're dead we're dead you fool yeah to the start oh nice wall right
just communicate touch the sides everyone a guy stop stop right turn
around turn around right what you paddle three two one now now it's
It's important to stand up afterwards.
Right, take it.
I'm going to go 1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
Ready?
3, 2, 1.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.
Now, you've got to fucking know it, mate.
I'm not saying it all again.
Why are you paddling?
You're f***ing-
Yeah, but you're-
You're sending us right!
Bro, just get to a checkpoint, please.
What are you doing?
Why are you sending us over here?
Oh, nice one.
Nice one.
Nice one.
Alright, here we go.
Alright, there we go.
There we go.
I
Know I'm gonna relax relax turn us round one more there you go last night. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
That's your job you get back together
Oh my god, okay
Okay
Together
DEMIS!
Sink your cuddles for a time out the top so there's no delay. What?
Go again.
Left.
Oh fuck. Nice rocker.
What the fuck are you doing?
How's the rock killed us?
You're actually sick I think.
There we go. There we go, there we go.
Look at you there!
I can't from my side, can I get more on?
Well that's how we go forward, we press it at the same time.
I'm going to have to count again because you're thick.
Three, two, one, spam.
Yeah that's for the world to go down there, that's for the world to go down there, just sit there, spam.
Three, two, one, spam.
Turn, turn, TURN, PUSH, PUSH!
It's actually worse a little bit.
There we go.
Let's not leave Go to the first checkpoint, come on.
There we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hey!
Together, together, together.
Like this.
Together, together.
Motion here.
Together, together, together.
Re-rumble.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Motion, motion.
Oh my god.
Motion in the ocean.
Blue team device, you need to hit it.
Turn, turn.
Oh!
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.
Relax.
Relax, take a breather, take a breather, breathe in now.
I'm gone, I'm gone.
Right, now relax.
Don't stop.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Alright, when I say, what are you doing? What are you doing? You're a fucking idiot!
Alright, nice, we're dead, oh my god. Oh my god, are we alive?
Turn!
What do you mean, turn? If I paddle, we're gonna die!
Dee! Dee! You're gonna save that fucking lives!
Nice, nice, nice.
relax and we go again three two one
why are you spamming it
alright here we go
here we go
here we go
here we go
oh my god we got it there we got it there
oh my god
are you looking with your camera because I
are you fucking looking
What do you want me to do? I'll never stand in the boat!
I got a penalty twice for you, you big lump of lad!
Oh, is that what we're doing now?
Is that what we're doing now? If you wanna get a penalty?
Fuck off!
It's not his music...
Yeah, if you look where your mouse is, there you go.
right together go turn oh my god here we go turn turn turn no too much here you go
nice one right here here we go turn turn turn you know I did turn I did turn
you know I'm basically busy I'll take me right now Jacob
I turn, I turn then you didn't paddle that was the problem
With we're nearly seven minutes in we haven't seen the first checkpoint three two one paddle one three two one paddle
three two one paddle
three two one paddle
Hmm
Oh
Me me me me
No, yeah
One of the first cheep, let me me.
No you.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
Me, me, me, me, me.
Hmm.
Wait.
Now relax, no!
Right, we relax here.
That's the checkpoint there, we see it in front of us, right?
Yeah, you can take your preview, right?
I'm gonna go three, two, one,
and we both click it twice really quick.
Okay.
Alright, are you ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Okay!
You fucking idiot!
You're three, two, one, but so when the spike came,
that's what you did.
Yeah, I know!
Dude, I didn't time it.
I didn't time it right.
The spike was out.
Alright, I'll take it.
I'll take one, but if that one, the spike was done.
Aw, this is actually for...
Aw, mate, look at the top.
Look at the top.
That's the global bar.
Oh my god, let me show each other.
I said that, I want more.
Wait, let me fix it as well.
Sorry.
Oh, mate.
Where the red dot, chap?
Where Fox?
Just one moment.
Ready?
Maybe not, there we go. I'm ready, I'm ready, let's go.
Nice!
Nice, nice, real smart. Real smart.
Oh my god. You alright? Oh my god. What's up? There's chancecull newbies new on the job
No gap tactical, no gap into the work.
Are you fucking ready here?
Yeah I am ready are you?
You feel it, I feel like you're occupied.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Not in my fault.
You're asking me.
If we go to the right it's because you've paddled too much.
the last is because I've paddled too much. We went to the right! It was not my fault,
it's not my fault. You can reverse with that.
Ready, child?
Right, ready?
Three, two, one, spam.
Paddle.
Right, locking, locking. I haven't really seen you in a while. We're not, we're not
I'm on in here, are we?
No, it's teamwork.
We need to be teamwork now.
I'm not counting three, two, one every three seconds.
Right.
Hey, every time the timer goes to an even number,
we paddle twice.
Are you ready?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Let me get it in control a minute.
Nice, can you set us up?
No.
Have you got input, Dlyne, or something?
What are you doing, you fucking knobhead?
You're a fucking knob.
If the boat is clearly going to crash, let the person on that side take control.
Yes, sir.
Reverse with X. No, you can't reverse.
Why are we both born as well?
in it close, oh I can, oh hang on a minute
boom boom oh my god
boom boom
let's both go boom boom
yeah? yeah I know I'm gonna
boom boom boom boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom
now you need to take control there there you go and I wait
then we go back to boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom
you cut him from the leg. Oh my god, what the fuck is Sattical doing. Told you, you're
not even concentrated. Three, two, one. Take your Davis. Three, two, one, boom, boom.
Yeah, now he's got him put on the leg. That's cool. Come back to me. This is what it was,
Okay, oh, oh, go left.
Go left.
There we go.
Right, we're on the straight.
Three, two, one.
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
Right, boom, boom.
Relax, relax, relax.
Now, now.
Oh, my God, relax, relax, relax, relax!
Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax.
I go, I go, I go.
Oh my God, right, no, right, just touch, touch, touch, touch.
Three, two, one, go.
No, Jakey.
Jakey, just click that button, man!
You've got a fucking move, that's not my fault, Mark.
How is that mine?
If I click anything there, we're going into the wall.
Not my fault.
HOW IS THAT NOT YOUR FAULT?
BLEH!
WHAT ARE YOU D-
MAN!
Here you go!
Now I'm making it a bit smaller, thank you!
And go!
Okay, boom boom.
Boom boom.
Boom boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom, boom, boom.
What happened?
Boom.
Are you awake?
I don't know about this.
Oh, sorry, I thought you'd say this.
Miles away you fuck!
Three, two, one.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
Keep going, keep going.
Nope, chill chill.
Boom!
The fuck you boomed me! Boom together!
Oh my god!
We don't need to say boom.
Yes we do!
sense. Come on, sense is it? Why'd you let us go into it then?
I tried to divert! I tried to divert!
You don't know if I would just let us go into it!
Ah, they'll be okay. Alright.
I'll let you know, mate.
Paddle!
Thank you, Adam. Sorry, Adam gifted ten. It's just, it's relaying me fire.
So, who do you think is a fault for this so far?
You, me.
There we go.
No, you.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Right.
Now, now as you turn.
There we go. There we go. Right, now as you turn.
No!
Relax, relax.
Paddle, paddle, paddle!
Turn.
Why are you just ashamed from Scooby-Doo?
Right.
Right, relax. Relax.
Seven two, boom, boom.
Three, two, one, boom, boom.
Boom, boom.
Oh my fuck!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Boom, boom, a little bit. Just to get there, just to get there.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Relax.
Boom, boom, boom.
Oh no!
Yeah!
Oh my fuck!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Five bucks for that.
Fuck for that! Oh my god!
You genuinely nearly did it again!
That was your fucking totally nearly done it again!
Oh my god, get the fucking!
The right is way more difficult, but you must win some, but you might win something, Q.
Okay, we go right and we win something, Q.
We go left, we go left.
No, I want something, Q.
We're going left, we're going left.
Oh nice!
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
We're going right.
Oh my fucking god!
Right.
Which one are we picking?
Right.
Left, sorry.
Let's go right.
Well, let's chat pick. Right or left, let's chat pick.
Look at right, mate. We can get something good, eh?
Turn, turn. What are we going to get?
OK, go forward.
Mate, I don't know. A speedboat.
Oh!
Wait! Turn!
Go, boom!
Turn, turn, turn. Relax.
Team, it's all right, though.
It's all right. Relax, relax, relax.
I'm in.
No, I want you to chat, say it.
Chat, which way do we go?
Mine's fifty-fifty, nah, three-fifth imagery, I don't know if I'm going to say it right.
Ow.
Yeah, mine's saying right.
Here.
Wait!
Wait, is your... is your...
Is your grind god, Twizy Cowan?
Me nanna?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's he called?
Something like the official language in his nanna.
Oh. Not Julie Hart's rum, then.
No.
I love you Julie. I love you Julie.
I'm definitely gifting you five.
And go boom boom.
There we go. Relax. Relax. Relax.
All the compensates sometimes, you know, like that.
Sorry, that was just instinct.
Okay, boomer, boomer, boomer. There we go.
Okay, you lots of rooms. You lots of rooms.
What the fuck have you chosen here?
You fucking moron.
No, we stay calm here though, no, we stay calm here.
To me, to you. To me, to you.
To me, to you, to you, to me.
To me.
To you. To me.
To you. To you. To me.
To you twice.
To you. Yeah. I'm liking this.
Relax, relax, relax, man.
Get on there! Get on there!
You're a fucking idiot.
Why would you go on there when it's moving?!
It's got a key moving!
That was our opportunity to get on it!
Oh, I'm gonna fall off the edge.
Genuinely, it didn't sit into my fault.
You're a fucking thick.
And I stand by that.
Hey!
Apparently, I've got the fucking maker of the game in the chat.
He followed me two minutes ago.
He just put, thanks for playing my game.
Zoro, Arthas, Underscore, Dev.
Zero don't find Kim mate. He's making me. He's fucking...
Game developer from Germany. He's disinterested.
That's what he's doing.
No way. That's sick.
Love that mate. Nice game, doesn't it?
That's a nice game and you're not playing with the fucking idiot.
You're the... oh my god you're the idiot though, that's the thing.
Right.
Breeeaaaaaaaaaah!
M-
AHHHHH!
PADDLE!
More, more!
Here's one!
Yeah, you're a ship!
AHHHHH!
You've gotta go in quicker!
Please, please, please, please, please...
Why do you go slow no matter what?
You go slow no matter what?
Why? Why do I go slow?
I don't think so.
It's the 5-metre you fucking got.
Love you, mate.
What are you doing?
Paddle.
What are you doing?
I can't da-
Oh my god, relax.
Oh no.
You jam it down now.
I- we're dead, we're dead.
I can't do anything.
What the fuck you think you don't want to you let me ocean right and drive
So considering you made the game can you tell us can you go back or is it just forward?
So right, he's gonna miss us!
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
Jakey please mate, you're killing me!
Why can't we just go left?
Because I want the fucking special thing!
There's not gonna be anything there, it's a trick!
Yes it is, it's not a trick!
You going?
Wait, hold it, go, go, go!
I
Brace I think I should have kept paddling that I'd like to say that might be my fault. Thank you. Sorry. I appreciate that
Don't don't say they I'll just
Need to rush it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I just don't need it
You disrespect in there
I'm lucky mate. Fucking drive. No, I can't shit in plazas on holiday. You're really upset
at me. Plazas got a holiday. He's gotta go. I spoke to Nubi, you don't get holidays, you
understand that. Wait. Go. Boom. Are we bringing out the boom again? Yeah. Boom, boom. We bring
the boom that's what what's up
right we're seeing the song yeah we're seeing the song and every time we see
what's the song from it's the cookie guy the Costco guys
oh that's it yeah are you ready yeah three two one we bring the boom that's what we do we bring
the boom we bring the boom to you we bring the boom that's what we do the
father and son that is going to take you along yeah I ain't gonna fucking do that
mate tequila tequila that's again I'm gonna take ages man
Yeah, okay. This isn't gonna go well. They can forward to go. What are you doing, Jacob?
Thanks tactical.
Right, well done mate.
Doing well now.
Doing well now.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Wait. Wait!
Why you doing it?
Relax, we got it!
Turn, turn, turn, turn.
I'm fucking turning, right.
Do you not rush this? We don't need to get on there ASAP.
We can let it come.
Oh my god. Turn. Turn again! Take it again you fucking dick!
Hold it, hold it, hold it. Right, relax. Can I give some steam keys to the community?
Golf break mate, absolutely. Right, I've got a minute here. Relax, relax.
Okay, breathe. Three, two, one. Just get on there.
Just get on there.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
This is your problem.
What are you doing?
Just get on there and you fucking spammin' it!
You don't react!
No!
You don't react!
You let it happen!
REACT!
REACT!
You see I'm gonna fall off!
REACT!
Three, two...
He's just fucking blind.
I am turning!
So, is anyone else like looking at him and just seeing input delay?
Anyone else seeing this please?
There we go
Right relax
Sir, sir, sir, sir
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying
Cause you're rowing it too much
Right, when we get to the river, the water thing, right?
We have to go over it really quick.
You can't stay on there.
Well, I tried to save that, didn't I?
Oh, my God!
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
Oh, my God.
We'll get rid of this boat first.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Okay.
Three, two, one.
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream.
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
If you- hold, hold, hold!
Fuck!
That's working by the way.
Three, two, one.
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream
Ah!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Now we're dead, now we're dead
Cause you're overcompensating for your fucking tiny dick
Fuck me, I'm turning around and save us
You never save us, I've saved us all the time
You never save us
Nah, you've just been a fucking not bad
Three, two, one.
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
Three, two, one.
If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream.
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile, oh my god, this is it, Jake.
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right.
Right, relax now, relax.
Relax.
We get to the end, we stop, and then we spam together.
You ready?
Are you ready?
Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile, pause!
Go, go, go!
Fuck, can we go left on a go or not?
No, no.
No, no, I was joking.
I don't. I've got hydration break for fuck's sake.
I just should break.
I got a drink.
Excuse me.
Chat, the developer of the game is giving some keys away.
So if you see it,
Penn, that's the key time to steal and get the game for free.
Oh, here we go.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Three, two, one, row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream.
If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream.
you.
Go bro.
No.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You did too much to you.
You might have done.
You might have done.
You might have done.
Sorry if we're not making
I'm concentrating earlier.
I'm taxing car.
fucking I don't know what you're talking about mate. It might just be Jake being a
dick is all right mate. Right three, two...
That's the worst I got it. Wait now, wait now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now relax relax relax relax relax okay three two one we need to make sure the
I felt straight when we get to the end.
Right, relax now, relax.
Right.
When it's on its way back, we send it. You ready?
I can't hear you, Jake.
I'm not going yet.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Okay, see you.
Alright, I didn't know you couldn't hear me, sorry.
It's alright.
Three.
Big talk, it's the end of it.
One.
Go.
Tell, tell, tell, tell, tell, breathe, breathe.
Yes!
Straw hat, you can switch skins to the pause menu. Give me the fucking straw hat.
I've done that for a fucking hat!
Oh, I do look good in my hat.
What the fuck?!
Oh, my fucking gun runnin' off.
How the fuck am I on a...
My god.
Hang on a minute, I've got a fucking cough in here.
I've got a swan, I've got a dragon, I've got a fucking Viking boat.
Wait, I've got a car.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is mad bad.
Oh, there's a boat?
Yeah.
Think of the logistics, it's slimmer.
Oh my god, it is.
Okay, turn for me. Thank you.
There we go. Turn for me. Thank you.
Wait.
You killed us.
Oh, go.
Oh, go, go, go.
Okay, breathe, breathe, breathe.
Breathe now, breathe now.
Okay.
Oh, my God, the checkpoint is literally there, bro.
Yes, it is.
Right, you need to give it a bit more for me.
Okay.
Keep it going.
Oh, my God. Now you, now you, now you.
Now we're playing.
Yes!
Yes!
Come on three checkpoints. Let's go. Come on. Okay. Here we go. There we go now
Three we sorry. Sorry. I'm gonna come since you
Three two one
Well, bro, bro
And we go yeah, yeah, oh
Oh no. Rocky, are you ready?
NOOOOO!
WHAT THE-
NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
What the fuck has even just happened?
I don't know. I don't know what's happened there.
I don't know what's happened there, but something's happened, okay?
No, I haven't felt that something new.
Why are you a horse, Ginge?
I'm not a horse, you cheeky bastard.
Okay, sorry.
Irish lad.
Father, it was me. Oh, three months. Shit. Sorry. Thank you, mate. Appreciate it. Thank you, mate. Appreciate it. Thank you. I mean
Ready?
Yeah
Hello has
Right, you gotta be straight. You gotta be straight. Yeah, I have to be straighter
It's actually this
right relax relax now we wait nice nice nice we couldn't do anything else there could be
really no we couldn't really can't believe anyone over them you know can't blame anyone
there you know you can't believe anyone red bull keep going for me keep going for me keep
going for me a bit more from you bit more from you there bit more from you there there we go
Okay a bit more from me now, stop!
Yep.
Yep, there you go.
Now a bit more from you.
Right, we need to be in time though, so wait, now one more now, wait, wait, wait.
Now three, two, one, now.
You're a fucking idiot.
I can't lie, I did lag a bit there.
No, did you?
I actually did, I can't even lie.
Okay.
One minute.
Alright, so what do you know? You're ordered.
No, I've not ordered anything, thank you, you cheeky bastard.
Alright, sirs.
As you go gamers I like it, what's going on with your arm fingering?
Bro, I'm, bro, Aangrapp and he's 10 o'clock now and not one of them's on it.
Oh bloody dammit.
Okay, you ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh my gobbler cookie.
Oh my god, we're cooking.
Oh my god.
Yes, stop, chill.
Go, go.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, just breathe.
Take it, relax, take it, relax.
One more from you.
Right, relax, relax, relax.
One more from you.
One more from you.
There we go, relax.
relax. Alright, you breathe now. Come on! Celebrate! That's not small. Right, this is actually
going to have to be me, you, me, you, me, you, but really quick, alright? Count in your
head. One, two. One, two. Wait, nice, you fucked it up already. Alright, one and two.
the fine line of friendship oh man breathe breathe shoot it's fucking you
one two one two one two
there you go
There we go.
There we go.
Right, you too, because you've got to send us off.
Okay.
Oh, my God, just relax.
Fucking relax now.
Relax now.
We need to be straight on the other one as well. Go.
Okay, stop.
Relax. Straight, straight.
No, you. Nice. Relax.
Let the water take us.
Right, we both do it in three, two, one.
one. It's going to take us. What the fuck is oh my god I think we need speed you know.
We're going to need speed. We definitely need speed. So I just put why are you playing
this game before Norway. Fuck sake. Right three two one say them again. Oh we need speed
then cause the same speed a lot after. Yeah yeah we don't need to get the speed here we
speed from the other bit we need to concentrate here. Oh my god, heavy locking from me there.
Big boy mark, further to us prime. Chill, chill. One from me, one from you.
Right, get past this.
Straighten up. Right, and then we're, whoop, one more.
You need to do it.
Yeah.
I know, right, relax.
Now we spam in three, two, one.
Oh, that's it though, that's it though, that's it though.
That was it.
That was it, right, come on.
Three, two, one, and we're locking.
I don't think we need to talk anymore.
We don't.
I've been eating it anyway.
What the fuck?
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Here you go
Right, what you've all done it right go go go go
You fucking idiot!
You fucking idiot!
You're an ass!
I thought you were going to naturally send him, but you wanted me to fucking walk you across the road!
You're not sleeping here, you idiot.
Friggin' fuck that!
No, no, that was you!
That was you! We had momentum there, we could have just kept going naturally, but you wanted to stop and fucking hold hands.
No, that wouldn't mean that. I'm not, I can't say the blame for that though, unfortunately.
That was him champ. Three, two
There we go
We've actually not struggled with this bit much, which is quite good. No, it's not my life
Don't rush it now don't rush it now you rushing it
It's it
is you rushing it not rushing it let's go relax relax
chill chill straight up relax wait we've got to remember we've got to also do it
when we think you were gonna hit it three two why why did you go why do
you go you fucking when you win go again
are you just a full-time dickhead or just part of the game?
Yeah, alright, alright, alright, that was me.
Galvin, you're with a 34, mate, Levin, you're with a 3, Luke, Barry, you're with a 29, mate.
Me.
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
What are you doing?
you do
there you go
there you go
STOP
you fucking
you're an idiot
you're actually an idiot
alright alright alright
I'm showing
alright look at
oh my god we saved it
fuck
I saved it
I know I know I know sorry sorry sorry I'm getting real sick of you now.
Right sorry sorry sorry.
Alright, and again.
Me too me too, I'm just gonna be chilled.
Yeah, you need to understand when we're going or not.
You hate me, this hate me.
Because I've not changed my room I think you're getting impatient.
Like what are you actually doing there?
see you're now being extremely impatient
just if I hear that see see I'm reading it you're giving me time to read it yeah
I didn't realise I was working the fucking moron well that's Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob,
Jacob. No, you can't put that on me. You can't unfortunately.
Oh my God. Relax.
Look at you just fucking being a moron.
Don't know, Jakey can't take out the letter, we know.
Jack. Can we do a puffery doing the rug here?
Nah, your pussing goes off. Go left!
You fucking stood there! Fucking moaning on the mic, how about you click your fucking button?
Oh my god, you're totally filming us off.
Relax. Can't relax.
Y-y-y-you know what I mean? What the fuck are you actually doing?
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
I want you to be!
World of Speed, I want World of See You!
Hey, hey, I want that!
Jake, this game is meant for us to become a part.
Don't let it work.
Okay, it's not meant to work.
It's a ruined friendship, sis.
You fucking twats, I'm not doing this.
I'm not telling you, mate.
What is this?
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're actually doing there because genuinely what you your heads gone
right relax your head is gone no it's alright three two one
I admit that was you go
no again I'm there to save us and he's fucking taking us off WDF well in man thank you bro
Relax, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Sometimes you need to just relax, J.
Why are you not paddling?
Why are you not paddling?
Oi!
Why are you not paddling why am I not paddling because I think it's odd yet
Yeah, I feel like Bruno Fernandez in 2024.
What a fucking ego.
No, that's how I feel right now.
Right, you are dragging me.
You're really trying to drag me down.
I'm not letting you.
Hang on a minute.
Here we go.
Let me guess on your phone, are we?
Yeah, just working.
Working.
Oh, OK, here we go.
We'll call out, that's what you were doing.
I won't, I'm going to smell it. Go.
He's all in three, bloody.
No, I wasn't, cos I'm a fucking...
Not a fucking healthy cunt, I'm going to cook.
There we go.
Bit of initiative.
Go.
Yeah, we're friends again. Now we're friends again. Yeah, my friends again. Go. Right.
Three. No, hit your head once. I mean, it's actually 15 seconds. I'm going to, I'm going
to, I'm going to, I'm going to three, two, one now. Because you're not lining it up. You're
not lining it up Jake.
I'm not lining it up.
You're going 3-2-1 now and then I'm pressing it and you're not fucking...
Mmm...
I'm gonna fucking leave this shit in real life.
Input the lane real life.
I know everyone's seeing it, you've got input the lane real life.
Go.
Right, we need to be friends on this bit, otherwise it's not gonna work.
It's not.
Do you... Like, why am I meant to tell you to go there?
You didn't tell me to go, I went on my own accord, you fucking drip!
Look at ya.
What are you doing?
TURN THE BOOT, THEN!
Look at ya, what are you doing?
Like this boat would ever fucking last like this if he was at the front.
CLICK THE BOOT!
I'll do it then.
I can't understand why it's going through your head.
It's not me.
It's not me.
This is a you problem.
Honestly, on anything, I think this is changing the U-Problem.
You love aeroboes!
Yeah, I do love aeroboes, yeah.
Yeah, you like the tang-fastic ones.
But they're your favourite.
Stop!
I'm not pushing.
Keep going, keep it going, there you go, bit more from you there, bit more from you, one more, right, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, we've got to time it right, three, two, one, now.
What did I say? What did I say?
Right, lock in, lock the fuck in, lock in.
Fuck him
Did he change?
JEEE!
BAD OTHER FUCKING BOW YOU FAT CUN!
YOU FAKE FELL UP A CUN!
YOU ARE FUCKING THE UFU!
YOU IS FURIATE ME!
FUCK!
WHY ARE YOU NOT BAD OTHER?!
That wasn't my fault, that was-
BOOOOOOOM!
COME ON!
No, keep it down!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
If that was Gingy's fault, on anything, that I had,
it's that it's not my fault, that ain't my fault.
What are you doing?
That ain't my fault.
In no way that's my fault.
Let's drive the boat.
Again, look, that's your fucking job.
I'm not in a rush!
Oh look at that, I'm not, do you know what mate, honestly, you are, you're making me really want to regret life.
Really? If you shit it in the game mate.
You can't read when you need to go, that's my worry.
Oh my god.
not yet, not yet, not yet. Not yet, not yet. Now.
Oh my God. Oh my God, we've done it. Why are you rowing?
What are you doing again?
You're doing it again!
Yes!
Come on!
I've got that mate!
Oh my God!
One minute, I need to...
Come on!
Keep that on the team please!
Thank you!
I'm not showing that in years 24 I'm working 4 out of 36 10 points now we'll fly through
these next ones now go a bit more from you great that absolutely fantastic bit more
I rushed that then, I rushed that.
Yeah, it's alright.
I'm glad that you're taking accountability now.
That's you, that one.
That one won't be.
Alright, well you calm down there.
Okay, a bit more from you there.
I just want to see a bit more of that song.
You're fucking me passionately.
Relax, relax.
No, no, no, no, go, go, go, go, go, go.
There we go, that's all I want to see.
I mean, that's all I want to see.
A bit of a little bit here.
I'm going, I'm going, now, now, you.
I mean, that's all I want, really.
Relax.
So, you didn't relax there.
You didn't relax there.
I would actually quite relax, because that would actually, the ball went in my court
there, do you know what I mean?
You are nothing but fat.
That is what I'm getting right now.
You fucking stink of Bobby Orange.
You fucking lard-ass piece of shit.
Now listen.
WILL YOU TAKE SOME I CAN'T I'VE BEEN A TAKE
Did the drinks have a right take?
I didn't order them Chaz
What's the issue?
You got one of them pepsi's
What was that about?
Aw
They're in it?
Yep
You did say you didn't like them?
Yeah I know me
There's nothing there
It's just, I'm not angry at you man, I'm just angry at them
Are you angry at James? What's James done?
Er, he's just been a prick
He's like no
He's got no hand-eye coordination, he's pulling over such a keyboard and mouth.
No hand-eye coordination! I'm clicking space!
At the moment, all my homeys hate ginger.
Oh, your homeys hate ginger?
At the moment, all my homeys hate ginger.
Oh, shit.
What a fucking shame, how will I live in the morning?
I'll wait.
Okay, that's fine, I'll ask you a question when he's gone.
Hang on, let's go.
What's that? Who does he mean by homies?
I don't know.
I like that from you. You know what, I'm well done there. I actually admire that. I'm virtually
picking your hand right now. Well, I've stood up so you just want me off. Cheers, mate. Oh
no. Right, now it's your time to show us what you're about. There it is, yeah.
We'll get there, so I'm like, we're moving.
We're not moving.
Yeah, you go.
I'm going to tap once you've got to tap again straight after you, innit?
Yep.
Woo-hoo!
See how that there was communicated.
Did you see that?
Tap your space.
There we go.
Here we go.
Down, down.
Down, down.
You're not going.
Alright. Alright.
Alright.
Oh, fuck. What the fuck is the next one?
I'm gonna fuck you, son.
Two of the Cuddle Drowns are sending it and see what happens.
Wait, hold.
Three, two, one, now!
Oh, my God, I'm done.
I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone.
Wait, spin it around this way.
This way, we're gonna go off in a minute.
It's alright. We're fine, we're fine.
Go!
Oh, okay, not bad. Not a bad first attempt. Okay. Okay. I don't mind that. Hey, I don't mind that.
No! Relax. Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
It's actually not a diamond. It looks this one. No, no.
Yeah! Don't press it. Click the button. Click the button.
I don't think we should. No, click the button. It's there to be clicked.
my Alphas. Oh no! We gotta go fast! Quick! Quick! Why have we got a little faster? Cause the thing's showing! Oh my god! No! That's quite fun that. Fuck! Oh that's how you open it though. Oh, alright, okay.
Oh, you've had a rotter there, Joe. You've had a rotter.
No, you haven't. See what I mean? You don't take a car,
but let's say... This is white!
Oh!
This is why I watch, sorry. No, no, it doesn't matter.
No, go on. I'm actually quite interested to see, no?
No, because we don't jump by that on street.
Right, you need to... Wait.
We need to line ourselves up to click the button.
Wait, no. Go back. Go back. No.
Don't click the button. No. Now we need to turn around. Well done.
Oh, you're just a perfectionist. You like nothing but a game.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, yeah. What was wrong with my key?
Like, relax. Maybe a bit too much.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Relax.
Why do you sound like that?
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
Why do I go?
You go.
Ah!
Relax.
Oh, fuck.
We'll do that again as well.
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
TUNE!
Oh my god relax!
We don't need to spam it, just be gentle.
Relax.
Relax.
We don't need to spam it, just be gentle.
Relax.
Relax.
Oh my god.
Wait, hold, hold.
Me now, you.
No, I spin around now.
Stop.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to spin around, you fucking...
stop we need to be facing the gate while we click it otherwise we're gonna
hinder ourselves.
Yeah, it's just that way. Oh my god, this is perfect, really.
3, 2, 1.
Oh no! We gotta go faster!
Oh my god.
YES!
Oh my god. This next pitch will be fucking well, lad. Just send it to what happens.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
NO PIDRIT!
NOOOO!
Oh!
That fuck has come out of nowhere.
Everything's well there, we actually did fucking well.
You've won.
Hydration break.
I've p-p-parn our back, sir. Parn our back, sir.
Ah, excuse me.
We're the only two people streaming this game at a minute.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool.
If this game catches on now, we can say we out.
Mate, we can call ourselves Transurs.
Yeah, Transurs.
We've also got 30 more checkpoints to go, so let's go.
Okay.
Relax, relax.
I hear like the dogs out he's playing in the background.
Remember that one's gonna come out the wall.
Nice, coming, it's coming, it's coming.
No.
Yeah, nice, nice.
You fucking having some sort of seizure.
Right, escalation mark's gonna move that one in it, so be careful.
Right.
oh fuck you gotta be quick you fucker you bastard bro what this is fucking
well I can do it though we can do it cause we can do it I'm gonna make the
checkings right okay he's for sale when well hang on sexing girl from break
Yeah, same. Hey, silly message, mum. What?
There we go. Right, ready?
I don't know what noise, why is he making a seal noise?
private
but
you
uh...
道
so
military
thanks
now
yeah
don't buy them bomb
great
Right, remember here?
Yeah.
We'll have to go quickish.
Get right in the middle where the eye is.
Right.
And then, now.
No!
No!
You panicked there.
You didn't eat, you panicked there.
No, I didn't.
I went too quick.
Mate, I think you panicked.
Fuck.
right three two wait you wait wait wait no wait oh I thought you were waiting
cuz you were waiting for the thing no excuse me
I know Leroy, you ready Leroy I can send you a thingy same one, or you can have this one
if you want, oh my god it's up my nose, yes!
Paddle!
Can you stop doing that please, you're putting me off.
Alright.
With great power.
That was great responsibility.
With great power.
Hold!
Oh son lucky we forgot about that, I think yeah.
Take job responsibility that majority you
Yeah job responsibility we forgot
What the fuck if you even just said?
Freddy Fazbear
Cheap massive, what the fuck are you moaning about mate?
No fucking speed it up dickhead
Shut up! You, these last five minutes have been taking the piss and not locked in.
Don't bullshit, because you know you haven't.
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Right.
It's a lot of fucking them.
You're late.
Oh my God.
Is it a Freddy Fazbear?
Oh, um, yeah, um, um.
I see, I see you got, you know, is he, is he okay or?
Jake, lock him bro.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Come on, Joe. Can you fuck off spawning my name? You're still spawning it wrong. You're
fucking moron. Oh, go, go, go. Right. Let's go out the wall. Let's go out the wall. Go
see it. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Right. Just don't panic. Just don't panic. Oh, it's
You got to relax.
All right, line up, line up.
Right, wait, let me play this
until you know what I'm on about.
Henry, do you want to follow me?
What are you playing me?
Can you hear it?
No.
Oh, okay.
Yeah?
Right, one minute.
Thank you.
I used to love playing X-Rots when I was 8.
Morgan, your bacon boy is ready!
Alright, that's alright.
3, 2, 1.
What did you have for morning then?
I'm taking it now.
Oh my god, can we pause for a tea break?
Yeah, hydration break.
Hydration break.
Oh my god.
Back in a minute.
Let me go and get it.
One minute.
Oh
before the you go anyway chat we all feeling checkpoints on screen by the
way yeah we've done 736 only 29 to go I think it's going well you know
Or or or or all that good stuff
Or or or
Hmm
89 depths. I mean, yeah, it could be it could be it could be better. I can't lie. I'm just currently thinking about how hungry I am
Yeah, I'm quite hungry. It's a hungry moment for me at the moment
You know, it's quite difficult, you know, at this kind of level, you know, trying to eat a bit healthier at the moment, so I'm a bit hungry.
Or, or, or, I'm going to order some fruit, guys. I'm going to order some fruit, guys. I'm going to order a fruit salad, actually.
So, one fruit salad is, it says salad, but it's made of fruit. It's quite a neat invention, of course. There's not a lot of things like it in the world.
in the world but I'm excited to, you know, gobble this down real quick.
Ooh, all I get wine comes there through to.
Re-chat instead?
I mean I always re-chat.
She was probably channeling no one is asked, Fair enough.
me unreal one of my favorite films of all time let's play a game what is
everyone's favorite film I'll go first at the moment each seven oh me I'm such a
fat little boy I'm a fat little good boy though chat I mean grapes only as many
grapes as I won, oh no. My loud infinite grapes. How many calories in grapes? The coffee, the
the fucking sweet one. Banana's not sweet. Meet your mic, no one's asked. Hearing you
in Jesus Chat fatty at JKD is fatty. Brilliant. L Chat Reader says favourite film and switches
combo sorry I just get excited over food you know I'm just hungry at the moment
what's wrong with a petite chat that's also not a spag ball earlier
suck my head that bad oh I want a cheesecake no I don't I actually have
like a devil an angel on my shoulder you know
Yeah, cork might have nicer fruit.
Might have chocolate covered fruit.
Now that would go off, wouldn't it, guys?
Cheese burger with chicken t-crunch on a meat in it.
Oh, mate, that sounds filthy, that.
That sounds naughty.
That sounds naughty.
Oh, what are they called?
Lunchelies?
Lunchelies or Lunchables?
Oh, Lunchables.
Lunchables healthy.
Yeah, I thought so.
All, all, all.
I'm, are you okay?
Yeah, what time are we starting tomorrow, Jake?
How have you got?
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Yeah.
with peppercorn sauce. W.R.
Well, chat.
Oh.
You all right with that, Jake?
Yeah, I don't mind it, mate.
What sides have you got?
Smash, peppercorn, sauce, sweet corn, and peas, and broccoli.
I really like sweet corn.
Yeah, I'm glad you do, mate.
I really like sweet corn, but I'm nervous to tell my mum
that I like it.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know, it's just, it's one of my favorite things,
but like it's only coming to fruition as a recent chat I mean.
So I don't wanna like, I don't wanna throw her off.
By saying that I really like it.
Yeah, not here, not there.
It's the same as yesterday, y'all, that's good protein.
It's healthy for you.
How good is sweet corn though?
Sweet corn is really good mate.
It's one of your five days, mate.
then obviously if you have five years inside.
Sorry?
Yeah.
I think it works like that.
What studio video are you filming tomorrow?
I mean I'd love to rattle them off but that'd be quite hypocritical
because I always lose my open people, people leave things.
Oh, big, big, big bit of fat there.
Watch my stream up, have you?
No, I will.
Do you want a video to watch while you're eating?
Go on.
Not interesting.
Shut up.
It's called Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay cannot move an Italian restaurant with a drive-thru. Go on
Watch man with recessed jaw instantly rejected by eight girls. Okay, that's you mate Joe
No, it
What's called? Yeah, I know but I think he's even the video. Yeah, but have you seen what it is?
Yes, I fucking hate a reality for you
No, it's it's it's a look maxing guy. He analyzes the structure of my face
and he's described me as, what was he described me as?
He says that I'm beta and that,
well, so he said, I forgot what he said.
I agree with him so far.
I'm minus five subhuman or something.
What do you mean?
That's it, I don't know.
Well, then I started reading the comments
if you were taking the personal part,
it's actually something people are passionate about.
So I'm reading the comments and it's not even that bad, you just need double jaw surgery.
Apparently you said you've got the face of a lesbian.
Sorry?
Just want something to be chat said.
No, I don't think that's how it works.
Oh, I've not heard it.
Yeah, I've got a negative eye tilt.
Interesting.
interesting. But what should we say on this, I mean, I'm quite busy, man. Yeah, sorry,
mate. Can you give me five 10? Five 10. Okay. I can work with that. I can work with that.
Oh, lovely. All right, since you see my bike.
You got a minute?
To a sit down restaurant, the drive through window.
Hi there, how are you? All right, thank you.
I drive thru streams fast food and not just casual fire.
Restaurant I'm gonna drive thru.
Restaurant.
This is not good.
The food isn't cooked with much love.
It's cooked with stress and a microwave.
Where is my other La Blania?
I'm gonna shave it tomorrow, yeah.
I think tomorrow will be a late-nip.
Do you honestly, do you know what I...
One minute, chap.
tomorrow I'll be a nip on because all that food is looking good because they're filming
studio videos all day but Thursday I've got a wedding so unless I'm live late Thursday
I don't think I will because I've got a wedding and then me and Jake have got a six stream
planned all day Friday which will take us into Saturday then Saturday doing
some of the winter and then we're live all Saturday of course England are playing
so I'm fucking buzzing so yeah it should be a six a sick week of streams but yeah
I'm fucking buzzing to guys and I'm just happy I'm streaming again normally like
good times and all that shit because now I don't feel as bad for missing as bits
tomorrow because I know I'm on all day Friday so I mean I'm fucking good to be
I have had more people tell me what is wrong with me that I've been ever in my whole life.
It's like open field day on Julie.
I've reached my breaking point.
I'm stressed and cannot take any more deep breaths.
If this restaurant goes out of business, I will lose everything.
I have put all my money into this restaurant.
I think Chef Ramsay here is the last resort.
I'm not going in.
I thought you were ready.
You're bomb.
I'm the mate.
Did you show up?
Fuck!
We are.
Wait.
Hold on a minute.
Go to the window.
This looks like a fast food restaurant.
This has to be a first.
He's here. I see him.
Janelle, just chill.
I want to have tables inside.
Hi.
Hello. How are you?
Good. How are you?
Yeah, very well. Thank you. Nice to see you.
What's your first name?
Janelle.
Janelle. Okay, great.
Let's get one thing right.
You do have tables inside, right?
Yeah.
Okay, great.
I love watermelons.
I'm going to try three.
Why is that here?
Normally, people call in that order and then they pick it up.
So...
Wait, the four...
Oh, okay.
Shit, I don't have time.
I was trying to buy a deck.
I wanted to.
So I'm the one on the deck.
Well, let's make this quick.
What's today's what?
It's chicken and walnuts.
That's a very chicken and walnuts, please.
OK.
Thanks, Tilly.
Mm-hmm.
Why are you making me do this, mom?
Chanel, stop.
What should I just do, see how we normally do in the jet?
Just do it like we normally do it.
Let's see how quick they are.
Very nerve-wracking.
She's going to need a sun, I know.
Use what you made tonight, Ollie.
Sally, don't forget to take the top.
I'm going to take the top.
This is super frustrating.
It's going to be over.
Help me down here.
Ah.
That opened up.
Here you go.
Oh.
That's my server.
Thank you.
Wow, make it to that best first.
He smells really good.
I've tried to tell him to make some cookies.
He's a wonderful actor.
I guess he does have a wonderful accent.
Thank you.
Wow.
That's it.
Bonjour.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
You're a legend.
That is it.
Wow.
Doesn't look very appetizing.
And, uh...
Night of the Fox.
He's actually been there.
No, I'm not. I'm not.
I'm doing my soup.
Mind you, it is actually thick enough
to eat the soup.
You forgot to give him a spoon.
How's he supposed to eat a spoon?
He didn't give me a spoon.
You didn't give me a thing, no, you didn't hand it to me.
Trust me.
Come on.
If you're going to be in the Treasury business, first of all you can give me a...
...a metal spoon, and secondly, you could at least fill my cup.
But this is...
...pretty horrific.
Yeah, because I've been called you here many a times, so let's get over to bullshit.
What am I doing now?
He's fucking stepped down, no?
Except he's five now.
Gordon runs a kitchen night.
No, no, no, no, it's not our Hell's Kitchen.
Funny moments.
Excuse me.
Let's go.
But a crucial element of the surfing turf
Where's the lobster?
is missing in action.
Where's the lobster?
Right here, chef.
I saw a tuck in a panic, so I just took over.
I just wanted to get the food out.
Come on.
This is not possible.
Let it come and go to New York.
I'm gonna go to New York.
Come here.
Whatever it is, it's not my fault.
This is not fucking possible.
This cannot be true.
What is that there?
What is that man? What is that?
Jesus.
There is fucking raw!
Go!
Come on Amanda! All you had to do was put a lobster on the grill.
You know what I like this? You see people turn off people fucking.
What do you call it? Bowling against each other.
What a nice sushi bar.
How could you confuse me with a raw fucking grilled lobster?
I don't know where to go. I can't even turn around and look in the dining room.
I'm so fucking embarrassed. This is still your first table.
That's their laugh!
Fuck off!
We haven't sent an entree out!
It's an hour and a half into the homecoming party, and unbelievably none of the Red Diners
have received an entree.
Stupid cows!
Oh, fucking hell.
How have you finished?
Dessert, Chef.
Dessert? Kevin, stand dessert. All of you, come in here.
Yes, Chef.
Hey, guys, get on a sexual appeal, yes?
Yes, Chef.
Oh
insults injury world salt and wound
Come on, please the dark
Yes, sir, where's the cabbage? Oh, yeah, go on
Keep them garrard. They just got all quiet none of you working as a team
Where's the lamb sauce? Come on, man
There's just nothing coming together!
Right here.
Not Winston.
He's Winston up there.
Oh!
Oh!
Right here!
There's just nothing coming together!
Right here, chef.
Thank you very much.
No problem, chef.
Fuck off you, you fat useless sack of fucking yanky-janky-doodle-shite.
Fuck off with you.
Five, four, three, two, and one.
Get it on the hot plate.
Tordelini?
No, chef.
Simplest dish?
Yes, chef.
That's the only thing that was running through my head.
How badly I screwed up and why didn't I listen?
Because I didn't hear what the third item was, and I was like, we're going to lose.
When Garrett brought the three plates out, and the girls had two, I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we got it.
So, Blue Team, totally this?
Totally no thought.
May I speak?
No, totally.
May I speak?
I'm ready.
May you speak? May you stand up straight?
Stop acting like yourself.
No, no, let's cut the fucking bullshit, will you?
Just stand up straight, and at least look like a fucking cook.
Yes, chef.
So good, bro.
Do I slouch and slub and talk like this?
Like some big fat fucking slob?
And I may say, who do you think you're talking to?
You don't want to get in a street fight when you trust.
Don't say all this behind the camera.
He's lucky that I've signed the thing saying I wouldn't, I would never touch anybody here.
Can I have one fucking spillips and a fucking deeply cured capillini?
Let's go, this is right this time.
Okay, you take the pasta and you tell me.
Our second one rolled in. Let's go. We can do it.
Is it cooked or not?
Good.
Yes?
Let's go.
Is that cooked?
Looks undercooked.
Is it cooked?
Not cooked.
Not cooked.
No, it's not cooked.
Not cooked.
Oh my God.
Why did you throw that away, Melinda?
Just put it back on the stove.
Put a lid on top and 30 seconds cooking it.
What do you do?
You just thrust it right away.
Excuse me.
She had that deer in the head bite look.
Genuinely, God of Realms is on the list of people I'd love to meet.
Oh my god.
Bro, start with Italy.
What are you doing, Malinda?
Malinda?
You're the best we did.
It's so funny when they're silent and they just don't respond and he just goes, fucking
off.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Malinda?
He literally speaks into it, so I should just do the sound of him.
What are you doing, Malinda?
What are you doing?
You're making me mad.
Fucking mad.
You're gonna give me mad. Fucking mad.
That girl gonna lead us to destruction.
Come on, Lord. Give it a 15, mate.
Man! Man! Monkfish is raw.
Yes, Chef.
Fix it.
Yes, Chef.
Christina, well spotted. You keep it in the fucking kitchen.
Fuck this, man. Raw.
Monkfish came up raw. Raw, raw, raw.
All right, come on, Maddie.
I just feel like, you know, I have to watch that every move.
No, I was like come on done this a lot of time. It's wrong in the middle, Matt. Yes, chef
Shopper ready
Safe
Tastes fucking good. That's what counts
Now it's time. You know smooth gets yelled at. He's mumbling under his breath to chef. I'm doing my best
I can't stand here. Let that go. Right. Yes, chef. It's fucking important
What the fuck if you ain't still in my thunder? I look at man. I'm just like bro. What are you talking about?
Fuck you sick asshole.
How the shit you do work good at football?
If you know you know.
What would you mind fucking shutting the fuck up? Just fucking concentrate.
Oh my, it's remembering that's all Robbydell.
Excuse me, there's got to be a certain one, yeah, there's a lot of top five.
You know what, it isn't so funny because it is actually legit this actually happened.
Gordon Ramsay's best intro.
I don't know where he comes up with this stuff. Gandhi didn't even wear flip flops. He lived in the jungle. I didn't think the dude had-
I don't know what's worse what she's just said or a fucking drawn-on eyebrows
Yes, a good point she sounds like Bart Simpson
Gandhi didn't even wear flip-flops he lived in the jungle. I didn't think the dude had shoes
The chicken is pinker than your
Lipstick
Look at that
Like a bison's ass, why is that shit? Stone cold frozen salmon who put the salmon in the freezer?
If I talk about a fucking camera one more time, I'll stick a GoPro up your ass so you can see how shit you are
I've never heard him say that, my nice fucking brilliant!
If I talk about a fucking camera one more time, I'll stick a GoPro up your ass so you can see how shit you are!
Got it, guys!
I'm talking Gordon Ramsay's best insult.
He's selling their fissies pants looking for his tartar and caviar.
F***!
Bananas with duck.
You've got bananas.
That's what's happened.
You've got bananas.
It's raw.
You do seriously surprise me.
Fourth of July, red team, let's go.
Kings and Gamer, they just got all quiet.
None of you work as a team.
Where's the lamb sauce?
Come on, man.
I just need it.
Extra time for Switzerland and Columbia.
Right in your stuff.
I'm not surprised too bad.
There's just nothing going together.
It's raw, Melissa.
Yes, chef.
It's raw.
Come on.
Yes, chef.
Hey.
What is it with you and pizza?
I can see this, chef.
There's a pizza on the next table.
Yes, chef.
And it's not even rolled out.
Thanks to big face there.
Hurry up, Giovanni.
Yeah.
But I'm not big face, chef.
here we go
I said I'm not dick
Gordon Ramsay never fight back
hurry up to your body
yeah but I'm not dick face chef
yeah I said I'm not dick face chef
yeah you pissed are you
I'm not fucking look at me look at me lies
not pisses I am
you fucking are
donkey
I was born in Bangladesh
sick then hey
you fucking are
donkey
I was born in Bangladesh
I was born in Bangladesh.
Yeah, that's a secret trap.
Where's the last one?
I got one thing to say to this case of deer.
Adios.
It's a rocket fella.
Yeah, oyster disaster.
Only me in here.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Go on then, you pompous fuck.
Excuse me.
Hey behind you.
Hey, there wasn't microwave.
The cellars.
You fucking don't know, of course you don't put a fucking foot in it, guys, I'm not laughing, I'm seriously sorry.
Thanks to VIXX1, Randy's Top 3 Cooking Fails.
Well, how is it?
Hmm?
God, no, in their face.
This is not Pate at all.
This is not Pate at all.
Pate happened to be sweet, sour, and salty.
Toll of Chippin' and Fire, mate. Chippin' and 34, mate.
God, the boy is a hundred-and-fourth of a ten-year-old Chippin' and 19.
But not for me.
He won't let a mortal leave his kitchen unless it's absolutely perfect.
No.
No?
I said it's not alright.
Why?
What's wrong with it?
It's too loose.
It's not wrapped tightly enough.
It's a little bit tight.
Look at it.
Romper, romper, romper.
What's so much about Queen U2?
Yeah, that's how I was thinking.
I thought I said the language barrier.
It's making English UK.
I know this is from Texas.
Oh!
Roar!
Roar!
Zacky, where are you?
Are you?
I can't hear you.
Zacky Wacky!
What are you?
An idiot sandwich.
An idiot sandwich, what?
An idiot sandwich, that's Ramsay.
Look at him.
Right.
Ahem.
Fuckin' hell.
Four.
Um, right, do you want us to carry on the boat game, or do you want us to play maybe
Chameleon?
You alright, Jacob, mate?
Yeah, Jake, mate.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, you've still got a fucking weight now, it's not one little color here, it's a little
bit.
I'm not getting my flurry now.
No, you don't need a bit of flurry, Jake, you look well today.
What did you, what did you pull with? What one on your pole?
Mechabingo. Mechabingo? Yeah. Mecha one on mine as well.
I want to treat myself to some, some posh, some posh, posh fruit.
Posh fruit.
Posh fruit.
Yeah.
What's a posh fruit?
Like food, that's posh.
Interesting.
Right, I'll put it in the Discord chat, see if anyone wants to come on.
I'll put it in the discord chat, see if anyone wants to come on.
Yeah, I've done it the other way through, thank you bro.
Try that, try.
Again.
Change, I'm 31 years 38, you don't mind me being honest supporting you.
The fuck, I don't care what you're all supporting me.
I'm gonna fuck.
Nah.
I appreciate it.
You can have a leave.
I've got people that are like, in the 40s that watch my streams.
fucking
Oh
Modern day TV in it. Do you know what I mean?
If you've got to watch this rather than fucking choreo choreo because that's good that
What you say Jake
Honestly, the oldest person in my chat is 26 so far 49 is that true though?
Yeah, I just just put on a gambling. You'll see you'll see
I think that sums up your chat there, don't it, really?
I'm all that, you're 67.
This proves that people could be lying in Datspot 21ing.
He's got a body like a 21-year-old, aren't you, Marky?
You hunk.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I don't know, that's the worst.
I don't know. Sorry.
I'm going to ask Alfie what's the point.
Let's see how far we can get.
You might not be able to get, but you might another press.
Do not press.
Fine, Chloe.
Do not press 5.
I wonder how close I was as well.
Same as the last?
Do not press?
I can't even remember.
1 Nathan.
Remember this number 33.
The number changes.
Okay 33.
That's an arguably easier number to remember than 52.
Press and hold.
Sure thing.
By the way, how's the 4th thing?
It's over 28.
Oh, it's just...
I was an obedient...
It's 28.
Press.
press when you see a rat looky golly gosh okay one's back on me reach up it's
in a different order imagine if it said don't like press and then it said good
boy my child press me to your right press less than two times okay
I can't even remember if the order is the same or not.
Press when cats are even.
We've got one max.
Okay.
Double press.
Three corners in a triangle.
Nice little break.
Let's go.
I knew you should have got me to see it.
Always press when cats are even.
That's two.
more than five times one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
I read that.
I'm going to do this in the chat.
I'm on a time trial.
Never see a spider.
I'll do it after, after the game.
Never press me to see a spider.
OK, I'm saying he's playing.
I'm not with the gym set.
I know he's not seeing it.
Anyway, hope you are, Ginge.
Oh, if you like jump scares.
What's your read date?
What did I miss?
Did I miss one when I was looking at ginger?
I can't even remember.
Okay, that's the time.
Press one per cap.
There were two right?
You can only type it in 30 seconds.
Oh yes, I'm down to play mecha after this.
Sworepress is remaining.
That's fair.
I'll finish this game first. Shouldn't be too long. I'll just play in the chat there for you mate.
Why have you put him when he's already replied? What? He's already replied to me. What are you on about?
Mate, I saw you a bit nervous and try to... Right, you're on, I'm on, uh, Arthur's on,
Come on, play, come on, come on, play.
NYKG's bomb.
I'll ask him, but he's going to go,
no, I'm playing around, play.
Try to go up and ask him with his happy face.
Yeah.
Modern, he's a shot, don't you want anything?
Yeah, I'd say.
I'm going to have to take the monsters off,
I haven't got my ID.
Damn it.
I don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about prison fella.
Now thanks to the offer jings, but I'm alright, thanks mate, I don't play that game.
Why does he not play it?
How the fuck can anyone sit there and play FC over Mecca?
Alright, Cormie's up there.
Oh, Max, you'll be good on it.
She's just running the police station.
Good shit. Good shit.
Patrick, what up, bro?
Yo, bro, bit me off. I mean, I mean, Lejean Square.
I'm just actually community service.
There's a lot called Parker.
A bit like old Matt.
He's this French guy. It seems cool.
Okay, cool. Let me give you a cool bang in a sec.
I'm just in a serious gang chase.
You're in a gang chase?
Is it a GCSE level?
There's two assaults.
What sort of role plays that?
I'm in a gang chase. Can you pick me up?
Is it legion?
Yeah, I get on by um...
I found my approach art.
I got my max to re-enact some connection
and it's a free chicken lunch.
Some message on Instagram actually about you.
Me?
Angry?
He says fuck you, respond to me.
Yeah, I'm up to it, I'm up, hop on on a bit of mecca.
Pause it, right, max is in.
I got a new bite.
Go on Jake.
Well I mean it's the suggestion of a good game sir I know and second of all I asked if you want anything from the shop. I'm not even there mate, I'm alright thanks.
Alright.
Monday mate, get him on it.
What is Mr, what's he called?
Mr um...
Oh!
Oh he's on it.
Mr?
Oh no!
Mr Gigalis.
Mr. Peachy!
No, he's not on.
Oh, they're already on it.
Wait, it's Tommy.
Tommy and me, Hunter.
F**k, Tommy's on it.
Yeah, I'm Hunter.
Yeah, I'll share it, sorry, boys.
Tommy's on it.
I don't know what you're saying.
F**k, I was a sec.
F**k, you can send a Google Drive.
There's so many support.
It's the F**k.
How do you know it's a rerun?
You should day.
Why is Bro doing reruns?
Oh it is praying.
You should day.
It's purple t-shirt day.
Purple t-shirt day.
What do you say?
I'll show you my stone.
Mechachameleon? Nah, Jinjin, big time for you now mate, fuck off will ya?
Clearly fucking busy mate, playing CS alright?
Fuck me!
Is that actually a noise?
I can't turn down the angry!
I can't afford mechachameleon, that's why!
It's too expensive!
Yeah, it's fast!
Jinj!
Yeah, you alright mate?
Can we please do a video with Mr. Peaky?
Who the fuck Mr. Peaky?
Mate, he's a fucking legend of the game.
Mr. Peaky gaming?
Mate, he's burst, yeah, he's burst on the sea like Micah Riches, I'm gonna say the piss.
That was scary. When did he burst on 1986?
It's also fucking respect.
Fucking Mr Peaky talking about that.
Hello, it's Purple T-shirt Day.
Mate, I'm telling you, he's the fucking doll.
Hello, it's Purple T-shirt Day.
Hello, it's Purple T-shirt Day.
What do you say? What do you say? What do you say?
Hello, it's purple t-shirt day Hello, it's purple t-shirt day
Hello, it's purple t-shirt day
I'm in
I'm in, yes sir, for your cane mate
Yeah, I'll send you the ring mark
Oh, he's coming back, I'm in
Oh, Jin
Yes sir, for your cane mate
Oh, he's here. He keeps coming back. I'm in.
Oh, Jin. Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?
Yeah, thanks, mate.
Oh, shit. He's fucking memorised it.
Right, let me go.
Have I already got your Discord?
No.
I'm going to whisper you off of the Discord link.
There you go. You join that
discard after me. I just
rounded up the group.
Why is this form backwards?
Why is there a big one? I thought he was on the
You wanna play Jinx? Hello Mike, can you hear him again he's on?
Yeah Jinx, I'll play, I'm done still.
Okay man, I don't wish to play this.
Aw, I don't really mind what Mike's name is.
Oh god, now how many numbers?
My name's Peter Parker, lost, I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh!
I'm just going to scan it, that's where you've got a fucking good lock down there, yes Arf
are you okay mate?
Yo, how's it going?
How are we boys?
Hello there, how's it going?
Assalamu alaikum. Assalamu alaikum.
This is a public. This is a public.
Assalamu alaikum. Assalamu alaikum. Assalamu alaikum.
Yeah. Okay. What did you say, Alpha?
Can my chat hear this? Should I meet this for them or?
No, no, no. They want to be on the chat.
Okay. How are you? How are you, Aten? How are you?
How are you, Jackie? I hope you're okay, well voiced.
I'm good. Thank you, mate. I'm good. How are you?
I'm good, Alpha. How are you?
Sorry sorry. I could know is you left a little bit off. There's something for me. Yeah
You go
I'm gonna shoot you in the head on Mecha Chameleon anyway so...
He said on Mecha, he said on Mecha, he said on Mecha.
I can ask my ass, I can ask my ass.
I'm joking though, it's a pleasure to meet you though after a month, it's a pleasure to meet you.
Nice to meet you bro, are you streaming? Yeah, fuck.
Five Star Azzee?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm called Five Star Azzee, I'm Five Star Azzee on Twitch.
Five Star Azzee on Twitch chat, there we go, let's go. Go check him out.
Thank you. Thank you. What are you up to? You're a streamer as well. Yeah, I'm streaming. I'm on
I'm on off the TV, off the TV. No one check on off the TV. No one check him off. Joke. Joke.
Anyone. No one's gonna watch the off. Uh, one second. Let me go get my, um, a keyboard and a mouse.
I will get active. No, wait. What do you mean go and get your keyboard and mouse?
Yeah, because, uh, I'm playing a laptop. So, uh, like, oh, shit. Right. Okay. I'm with you.
Yeah. So, so I got a wireless key. So one second. Let me go get it.
No worries, mate. Yes, Tyrone, you okay, mate?
I'm starting to mush you, alright?
Yeah, I'm good, thank you, mate, yourself.
Yeah, sweet as, sweet as.
Well, you look good at this game.
Yeah, fucking unbelievable.
Yeah, mate, you okay?
That's in the business, mate.
Fuck off, Tom! That's in the business, yeah?
Come on, get down, Ty. You know how to get down.
Yes, skenger.
You alright, Jinj, mate?
You alright, mate? It's easy, yeah?
It's a good line-up.
It's not bad.
We're waiting on, we're waiting on Max here.
How many, how many do you need? Do you got everyone?
Oh yeah, we're waiting on Albie and Max here.
Excellent.
Oh yeah, and Cora. I'm a good. I don't know how many that is.
Yeah, I don't know how many it's.
Oh yeah, you're already in the discord, you moron.
Alright, JT mate.
Come on, Maria! Thank you for the five, love!
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria.
Go on, Maria.
Right.
Wait, they've updated the maps in here, aren't they?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You've seen, like, different ones.
Pro-Tag channel responded from yesterday, channel.
They're messaging them again.
There we go.
You played this before.
Has everyone played this before?
Yeah.
It's my second year, it's my second year, Gingy.
Yeah, I know that, that's him, man.
Ginch, can I host? I've got cool maps.
Sure, if I, mate.
Oh, for fuck's sake, I can't do anything, can I?
If you really want to host, you can, I don't know what to care for.
Ah, all right, that'll do.
Only if you've actually got a good map, so...
Yeah, I can also just download some.
Look.
Hello, good evening.
The kids have arrived.
How are you?
How's my fucking brothers doing?
Is everyone all right, innit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are you, mate?
What's good, man? Who we got innit?
Azzy, what's going on?
I was scaring a Ginch, J.K.,
Hello Tyrone mate, you alright?
We're okay boys, we're okay boys.
Not too bad.
Good shit boys.
Has anyone here got a GCSE or not?
I don't know.
I've got one in FoodTech bro.
No but I've got one in FoodTech bro.
You've got a GCSE by a degree.
Yes I've got a degree.
Where the fuck are you found out from?
Yes I've got a sports science degree.
Sports science degree mate.
No to be fair though, I've got a degree and I'm Master's.
Yeah
I got an eight-inch wood
Yeah, what do you recommend so if you don't a shell I recommend doing strength and conditioning
So that means I go to a gym do a bit of leg press to a bit squats bush. They'll be good
So should I do so do some squats now?
Well, but do
Hands up and down up and down up and down make sure you lay extend the leg make sure you keep your back straight
You know I'm a new leg in two days now.
Actually.
Yeah, for the end of the week.
Mate, what shit are you telling me?
What do you mean LBM?
That's the real deal.
Man's the LBM.
Man could be LBM.
Fucking shit.
He's on the map.
He's a good map, like actually.
I might be just staying out of that as a person.
I'm locked in.
We're locked in.
Who's running the maps?
Because if you just run it, everyone knows.
I'm just downloading.
I've just called it.
I've put the lobby in there in the Discord.
That's cool.
Let me load it, man.
No leaks. Yeah, no, don't leak it. Let me work out how many we've got now.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Corey, eight, Maxi, nine, Tommy, ten.
Go on Scarlett favor the five go on Scarlett. Thank you very very much. I appreciate that
a lot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you love. Thank you Scarlett.
fucking go get Chas bro Chas is fucking degening role-playing again Chas
doesn't play these sort of games it's so infuriating he doesn't hate he hates these
games he asked why he wouldn't play fucking what that tree game what else
what else should we play they didn't want to play Jake you know Jake what the
fuck you're right what games have we tried to play that Chas did not play it
every game. Yeah. I mean, get
message me. I'll say it. I'll
say shit games. I've been four
people and I want to play fucking
games with me. Who? I mean, by
the way, do you know what? Enjoy
the other one who actually
play random games with me and I
respect that. Thanks, mate.
Well, yeah, that was it. The RV
game. The RV game was fucking
again. Don't worry, Jake, I'm in the same boat as you, man. I try to play games with
my friends and they're fucking finished somewhere. I mean, he's got life. I mean, play with
me. Mine is not open. And actually, I think all the same issue. No, mine open. Just put
a second cloud out of date. I don't date it. I don't update it. Have we got custom maps
there, ginger? Yeah, we got a few custom sweet. My saying the following
components are required to run this program. Microsoft Visual C, the precious. The precious.
Right, one, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Maxi, eight. He needs to join now.
No. Okay. We're chatting in. No, we're chatting in this way. Okay. You've been
up to anything interesting that's worth telling the group about our friend, anything that
can blow our minds. I went on the craziest stag do ever this weekend.
Fuck off. What was it? Bethlehem. No, not Bethlehem. Where was it? It was a stag do
it was it was Shropshire we went out on a night out in Shrewsbury with the boys
What was that? What was the budget like? Absolutely mental budget oh mate in the
hundreds yeah I love that yeah so what's the fuck do what what's the night that you
go out you go out there the night before you wedding
Oh, is that why he sounds rough?
Oh, that's just that.
That's just that.
You know, I mean,
I don't know what you're right.
You're right.
Not you are.
Tommy, you sound rough.
Hey, I'm on the stove.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what's up to things you're not invited to?
True.
You understand what everyone means, right?
Oh
Wow
You said this was so you're saying that for three years
Fucking you've motivated me enough to do. I won't know
Finds you loving me won't fucking search what I've typed in the discord mate. How about you show me some respect?
I'm sorry
When you're in the waiting bit doesn't leak anything does it?
I
Didn't make you all right
You see up all night so much how many UK streamers going to stream me
I did me I did work. We got one. We got one. It's all good
It's all good. You stayed up for a bit as well. Didn't you? Yeah, I was hoping Ben. I'll go
Well, I basically I just wanted to see any UK stream again. I thought fuck this it took him half an hour to do two roles
I said, but no
Really what would it be called?
Nice that's cold
I can't find it.
I can't find it.
Jakey, come on, bro.
Go to private, Jakey.
Yeah, yeah.
Copy the name of what you've seen at the first one
in the searcher lobby.
Copy the one in the password.
Give yourself a name, lad.
You'll be able to find it.
Then you click find.
You look on the right-hand side.
It says join.
Hang on a minute.
Hang on a minute. How's your character green?
Just paint myself green, mate.
Yes, me!
Right, he wants to hunt first.
Tommy, I'll hunt.
I don't mind.
I'll do it.
We'll do a random map first.
Just paint my character.
This might be the fucking...
What do you put in it?
It might be Elko.
There's modded ones, innit?
Yeah, there's a few modded ones.
Yeah. We stay active in voice or do we like mute and stuff?
You're muting it and then. No, I was just like, oh no.
You can't fucking, oh, I didn't tell you the time.
Fuck you, Albi. No, where should I hide?
Fucking hell, James. Why is this speedrun?
Hang on, I should have extended the time. I forgot.
Wait, wait. You told me you got new maps and stuff,
or playing the original map? Yeah, I did a random one.
I'm sorry mate.
He's bit it off.
Oh no I'm cooked.
I'm actually cooked.
I'm shitted this game bro.
I'm so bad.
I'm panicking.
I haven't even painted myself yet.
For the EVA bro.
Who the fuck put the tag on 25?
Yeah me and I did.
I'm on a roster.
It's alright.
Shit.
Can you just let me know when your game's finished please?
Yeah, we'll do it.
Damn it!
Oh, God!
There's gonna be no hunters!
I'm gonna need me job!
Wait, who the fuck just...
Wait, what?
Hold on!
I was in our hunters.
It...
Oh.
I'll be one.
Yeah, well, a nice one, James.
Oh, it's just a one-ease-a-sounding hunter, don't you think?
I'm gonna let Jayden set it up, man.
Who was the hunter, man?
Who left?
No, no one.
That was my bad, guys.
Oh!
We were the fastest!
We won easy win, easy win!
Easy win, go spot that Jake!
I didn't really get a fucking time did I?
Yeah we got this Jake here.
Wow.
Right here we go, bye.
Now everyone can join.
I'll get, I'll sort the signs out.
Get them.
Hunters wait time.
So keep on the moss is so hard to use bro.
It's not really mate.
I can't use this for the first time I've been using keyboard or mouse.
You used it yesterday.
Give it a type in, I'll just type your password in though, I don't understand.
Mate, mate.
You can't find the lobby.
Who are we waiting for?
I'm coming.
You played this before, Arthur.
I'm not the sewer again.
Yeah, I've played this before. It just kicked me for some weird reason.
You're doing the surrogate again. You're doing the surrogate again. Can we do a cooler map?
Sorry to be picky, but yeah, you are. You're being that guy. You are. I know, mate, but...
Mate, how am I lacking? Yeah, it gives it an older, a little tint every now and then.
Thank you. Come here quickly, mate. I think there's a new game at Glitchless on JLV.
I'm right. That's all I needed. Thanks, mate.
What?
I like this color, mate.
What? I don't...
Oh. Oh, so now you're the same color as me.
Yeah, but probably not. You know what I mean?
One of us!
One of us.
Alright, then why don't someone be the same color as me then?
Maybe...
Yeah, I'll do it.
Oh, is that what you were saying?
Okay, alright.
Me and Ty are matching now.
How's he black?
Big skingers
I know
Did I look like was nice? I
I am in
practicing
Oh, that one on my bucket list. Let me tell you
Hunter black. That's what I was thinking of
I don't want a moment
Answer black. Sorry. Yeah, I think it's
Copyright coolers like it might be certain black being copyrighted someone. How can you get off?
Me I'm telling you a call has been copyrighted. I don't think so. I think that's
No, I really somewhere I'm serious
Yeah, maybe the sort of like chemical formula for it got copyrighted, but the color itself isn't you know
Wow, it's not sorry. Yeah, sorry about him. I thought
I think choose a body time
Yeah, I didn't see that before yeah, don't choose the middle of the right
Yeah, BMW
By time no way I didn't even get to
I'm alive never been a hundred before so
Thanks, ginger. Hey, no worries. I'll be top. Hey, always always always a pleasure
How do I go here?
How long have we got? A minute and a half. That's not a long time either.
Yeah, it depends on what circle it's on.
What do you mean by that?
Very true.
Oh my god, you can clone yourself!
What?
I'm not gonna leak.
Oh, great. Great team plan, is it?
Oh wait, we're on teams actually, isn't it? Who's looking?
Oh, this is actually so hard.
Jenga, I think. You've got helpers out here.
Oh my god.
Anakin.
Anakin?
I got a time. Shit!
Yeah, but why was it that 50 seconds, buddy?
I had a rotter ear on a long answer.
I'm panicking.
Oh my God.
I think I've absolutely fought a blind ear.
I find Tom's breath.
Matt, I'm cocked.
He's posing.
I'm talking to me, Senga.
Thank you.
Oh my god, I'm screwed now, messed up.
Why the hell is that so light?
We should have had longer.
We need a longer, this is all cool.
How long did you want?
I don't know, but I'm here.
We'll try and get cool.
Oh yeah, baby.
I'm coming.
All right.
Oh, yeah, baby
I'm coming
All right
He's looking right now
I've got an insane spot
I'm actually sure the fuck up boy what I thought
What little grass
It must fall from the chat you never know
This is a lot harder than it looks why can only see big skanger and me why can't I look about for you
Bob you don't if you then get his car you can start hunting us was that fair
Yeah, it's just one hundred all the time
This game bro
Okay, yeah, yeah shit house
Forty here. All right, so no one's finding me bro. I'm like Picasso
I was getting so easy, bro. How do you have the LB?
Oh, he's cheating. He's cheating. He's got some shit on
That's a clone, that's a clone.
How do you clone?
You don't need to touch the clone.
I can't stand up.
How do you clone?
How do I not?
I can't believe you just fucking believed him.
My days, he got me in the end, I'll be dead.
Why are we not shooting clones?
There's no badness to shooting clones.
Well you said it like it was a bad thing, I didn't know.
I didn't know that was a bad thing.
No, you never trust them. You never trust them type of guy.
You got at this, mate. You got at this.
This is hard.
Because I know what I'm doing, but I'm good.
Mmm. Never look.
Oh, someone's whistling behind me.
You got a whistle in there.
You got a whistle. Stop being scared.
I have whistle. Don't worry about me, mate. I'm always whistle.
And I'm whistle-y.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I don't change the map now, have I?
What do you mean? What do you used to be?
Er, no, I like...
all the all the fucking like objects are in different positions of you every round
isn't it just terrifying this oh I do whistle go on again
oh that was loud that was loud
Oh, I saw that one.
He's got one guy.
I'm not talking about.
No!
I'm going to win.
Oh, my God, I'm going to win.
Oh, my God, that was so much.
Where is the shot?
You're not going to win because you run for 131 points, bro.
Me?
Yes, you.
Give me the whistle, Jake.
Tyrone's winning, basically.
Am I winning?
No, I'm winning.
You've got a minute and a half, surely.
I haven't done anything.
You win if you get the most points, bro. It ain't about if you lost the live.
Yeah, it is about if you lost the live actually, actually is.
Where's the other guy?
Where's the other guy?
This is all right.
He's in these hay bales. No, he's over here.
There's no one looking at him because his points aren't going up.
He's 173 now.
He's behind one of the hay bales, he's inside one.
Oh, that works.
Wait, we're still again, mate.
I can't at the moment.
That's insane!
Who died first?
You're a bit of a hunter.
That was a good one.
time to drop more time to draw.
What was that?
I'll give you two minutes for it.
You want to get some good ones, don't you?
Yeah, he did.
It's everyone in now.
Wait, so, Jin, do you win that even though you was found like four?
Yeah, I'm on 1,000 fridger points.
So what I think it is, if you're in plain sight, you get points because he was looking at you.
So basically, where your crosshair is, right, if you're in the view of someone in that crosshair,
you're going to get points because they've looked at you and not found you, and you get more points based off that.
Okay, okay, okay.
So the more obvious spots are better.
Hiding points, hiding the open.
in the open. Yeah, I love this map. It's my favorite map open a bit. This is one of the
normal maps. I love this one. What are your custom ones after this?
Five minutes was good.
Get it.
Am I the hunter again?
No, I was on a beast on it, so I think it's a foxer.
Oh, right. You don't stand in the red circle. Oops
Hey, tell me how do you duplicate yourself? I'm stuck. I think it's the cuban cute
a few times
I'm fucking stuck. I'm looking to do a collaboration with with someone if they'd like to
Oh, mate. Hello, John. Oh
I need three I need four people
You can duplicate yourself.
Can I do it four times?
I think it's two times.
I'm going to go here.
I don't want myself in.
How do you... How do you do...
You, mate.
Q, Q, Q.
How do you do...
I found a bit of a...
I'm going to go on this map, I'm so good at it.
I'm making myself less metallic.
I'm looking for Alpha first.
How the hell do I change this slider?
Okay, Jake.
You're such a good boy.
Ooh!
That's us, anyone.
Let me cook.
How do I do that?
You can only do it once.
What do you want?
You've got to wait a time again, no?
Let's go, baby.
That's quite cold from me.
It's quite cold from me.
That's very decent. Thank you.
I'm going that we can't look for it lucky each other right then the looks gang are all
right all right hmm okay you are so shit he was as a spawn he didn't even like paint
every time he goes on white
every time you go to the
the world too much. Tell them
where you are. Yeah, it
whistles every 30 seconds now
no matter what. Oh, that's
nice. Okay. Okay, every
that's a lot of whistling.
game. I could have a head of whistles when I'm hunting.
Me as you far away from him.
Yeah, that's my
quite far away from everyone currently. I need to go
deeper into the map.
He's got Tyrone.
Oh, is that someone running?
The LB with a thousand points, by the way, that's mental.
Someone must have been looking at it.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Who is this? That's a good spot. Wait, let me see,
let me see. Oh, I know way. That was a good spot. I'll be. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah,
Must be in the obvious
Yeah, he was like a silvered. I don't even know what he was. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm trying to find people as a hider
You can't really show up here. You don't see anyone. Yeah, you can't like
I think she makes with one hundred and they look for everyone
Yeah, but when they can't find anyone it's fucking boring
Yeah, yeah, but they will find someone though. It's it's funny because you can see all the people shit spots
I mean we trust everyone in here to be able to find everyone
I reckon five stars is like probably the only doubt ever
I just feel like it's
Okay
I'm the goal
That's got myself a go good
get up
Get up my he's things
No, they can go to the top. I just found quarry on top of a piece of sushi
You've got to go quite high to find oh my god unbelievable. I'm actually unbelievable
Are you so high to Jen? Yeah, go and give us a clue
Yeah, me too.
How's the overtaking me?
I don't think they get it.
Oh my god, I must have looked in.
I was trying to play a part, so I just stood there.
I reckon he's by the suit here.
Some guys just stopped looking at him, bro.
I'll update him in 30 seconds.
Yeah, well, well.
Let's move the thumbs up, sir.
OK, why don't we just play a game?
I haven't even found yet.
Oh, it's so brilliant.
We're just playing two rounds.
3,000 points.
me is like you're supposed to be found. I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to stand
there. How was no one found in me? Wait, hold on. We all must be looking at him,
bro.
Where?
I'm not going to get my order for 40.
That was a good little spot though. You know, I'm not going to know. Wow.
Someone's next to it.
I'll take 2k5 is here
When it next goes up everyone stays still
Okay, it's this area it's definitely by the sushi's
There's the sushi the whole time though
It's like
Oh my god, bro. No, he's mocking hiding in plain sight. Oh my days. I'm not saying
95 seconds.
Do you want to poo, bro?
I'm whistling again.
I can hear it.
He's a colonel or something.
He's taking absolute piss, mate.
He's on this sign here.
That little pillow thing hurts.
Unbelievable for me.
Come on, 20 seconds to go.
Two more, two more.
You ain't going to find me, but I'll just leave it.
past that like boys I'm fine let's leave it out to me that I don't get found here by the way
no you fucking I'm actually hard to hold my time is about to be racist
yeah I heard that I heard that what are you a what do you know anyone what's up with me
6 000 points is unbelievable that's an insane how did you find me instantly bro because I've
You copied me AB. How did you know I'd be LB? How'd you find me? Oh?
I just jumped I looked around and I saw your leg
So where you were you
Enjoy to put on two hunters are just one
I've got I've got new towns you want to do a new town
so I went pissed I miss anything yeah I need you to help me
Help me to find good spots.
I don't think I want to.
Why is it saying return to time?
Oh, and you can download it.
Yeah, I did that.
Press the button, it's easier.
Just pick the blue thing, then it will take you to the Discord.
I mean, another Discord.
Steam, and then you just click Subscribe.
I wish.
How much space do we got?
You know?
You need to make your push bigger.
How do you make the push bigger?
How do you make the push bigger?
How many do we got space for?
Yeah, everyone wants to jump in.
See if there's space.
What's this word then?
It's not like it's just another map mate, it's just another map.
It's the Italian side, there are maps.
Go right click, I'll move your mouse right off.
Oh that's sick.
Columbia is penalties, I don't know what the penalties are.
Have you ever played Call of Duty?
Arthur?
Yeah, I've played Newtown, I know the ones.
What up boys, what up boys?
Yo LP, what up bro, how are you?
Good bro, how are you lad?
Good, thank you mate, good, we playing some good.
What up, Tom?
How are you, Maxi?
Good, how's it you?
I'm good, bro. I'm good, Maxi.
Good to speak to you, man.
What are you doing?
You're staying up all night, by the way.
I'm Hunter.
All night.
All night for one British person.
I'm railing there, really.
At least they're inclusive.
Yeah, buzzing, actually.
It's annoying.
They didn't put more Europeans.
I like to.
I found out every single name of Cass and his family as well, not a good one.
Got the bloodline on the cover, eh?
You should be on there bro you should be on that bro
I did put it was like a very very
I'll just
Please let me join. I just beg to really
I mean he's work. He's work this fast. I thought fuck I'll give it another go
That's I respect that
good mate how are you I'm chilling bro just
on the spot yeah I haven't even found a
spot I'm still running around boys I'm
fucked
offer you colorblind for anything or no
lay down
would be really cool to your core by I'm
playing this one you're fucking out
would be really nice if you were so
blind you know he knows colorblind
okay mom laughing the fuck
What? You're a bang out of order.
What do you want to stop?
Oh, no, seriously. That's bang out.
Really, K? Is that bad?
That's like a disability, isn't it?
First London one.
Oh, my God. That's going to be script. Oh, my God.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Bro, I have no sport, bro. This is fault.
Yeah, I'm... Yeah, I'm caught.
Muchy caught.
First London went, oh, fuck, we're hiding.
Oh shit, I fucked up!
Oh this ain't good.
Ah this is really good.
Shit, I'm fucking drawing in water peeps this summer!
Fuck.
Where is the code boys?
It's the same as yesterday.
Okay, cool.
This is really good, this might be my best work, yeah.
really that's confident oh he's good for me this I think that's a minute for a
piss chat give me one minute is he is he coming yet oh my god radio not here
I can't do you have to make it work oh I'm yeah it's this possible on my truck
I don't know what to do with that
Anyone knocking around the bus?
Only in here
With all the people here
We have to make it work, we have to make it work
I see that story, that's fine
Oh no
Okay, oh shit
Oh my god
Alright
ha ha ha
go shout out
oh
oh this is such a
oh no
oh i'm definitely close to you aren't i
he he he
he hasn't found one person
oh i can smell him
oh come on man
come on man
terrible hiding spot
terrible hiding spot
lb met us so here we go
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
How do we love some metal?
When do I love some metal?
Right, let's see.
What?
He doing that tire room for me for him under the bus.
How's that only...
Look at me, I'm fancy, I don't do anything wrong.
That is a Tarbol Aquian game.
Yo.
Oh, he died already.
He died, he died, he died, he died.
It was so slow.
It was targeted.
Did you die first yeah, I was it told me you targeted you
It's too hard.
Shit, you can't move when you're locked in your fucking...
No, no, you can, you can. It's like, um...
Five, and then four, and then you can just move around.
Oh, wait!
Half of just silver, half a fox.
Sorry, bro.
I know better hiding spot in that pan, yeah?
I thought it was sick, I thought it was really good.
Just don't be shit in the game when you might live.
You're literally dead as well, mate.
That's not a good spot.
How's that, Xanta?
Oh, fuck's sake, man.
I keep hearing a whistle but like I don't know
What's up with you, Mufang?
Yeah, I have my...
Shock
What are you still talking?
Shock
What the hell?
Wish I was respecti-
I want to be someone in the balls patch
I'm a great jakey, absolutely
Sorry man
Where's it?
I think I've got the greatest spot of all time
Just have to check
One whistle if you're bad
Hmm. Okay, someone is next to me. I can be more in this green gaff. There's some on this. Yeah, there's someone in the green
house. He didn't go down the stairs. He didn't go down the stairs.
I'm actually going to say that he matters that you can't go on.
Who he is.
You're sticking out.
Oh, sorry, bro. I could only do the piss. I just had to get under a bus in the boat.
How did you last longer than me there, what the f***?
Yes!
No!
No way.
Oh, God!
He's chewing it out.
He's chewing it out.
Oh, God, he's all fine.
He's not directly at me.
I've not even walked past your core.
You have 159 points, you big dog.
I went for a pistol in 500.
I've got the ball in.
He's got you, baby.
He's in again.
Oh, my God.
We're still in core, if you're bad.
Cory, there's only 30 seconds mate, give us a clue.
Ooh, I'll give it a clue.
Go on.
I don't even know where to go.
I've got a garden over here.
Alright.
Right, yellow house.
Yeah, yellow house.
God, you know, I heard the whistle.
I heard the whistle again, Tora.
Yes!
Oh my god!
Well done, well done.
Good luck, good luck.
You all are fucked.
Good little hon that time, let's go.
I should have whistled.
I was shitting like...
Nice I got it.
Let me show that.
Score baby.
Morgan Barty.
It's a bit of a funny half.
He gave me an ear. Cheers mate. What does that mean? Who's ear?
I don't know mate.
Do you look with one more?
Toast to me.
Yeah whoever's hosting do you look with one more person?
I mean, as long as it's not fucking
I'm not you know, really
Challenge for you, Jake, you say senses about eating
It's what
First time for everything
I'm first this time if you can pick.
You're in!
Who like right now?
I'm getting my agility up.
I was considering doing a bit of unqvish.
Yes, why not?
I'll meet you in there!
I'll see you there mate.
How are you starting a real spin outside?
That's so funny.
I've got a foot pedal.
Where's Rhino?
No, you don't!
See him?
Where's Rhino?
Is she...
That's so...
You're on a rooftop.
What are you doing to train it?
I can't tell you, I'm not leaking my training.
I'm just trying to get it up, I have a right here, I'll be crying.
I'm not fucking sick of that pain. I'm fucking... I'm fucking...
Who's actually the best painter though? I haven't seen any good ones yet.
Well, I think. I actually like it and mine was unbelievable.
I'm decent. I'm decent. I'm not too much. I'm not too much.
Right, I'm going to start and then we can play the next one.
I think I'll...
Oh, I'm here now.
Oh, you're here? Yes, right, you're here.
Hello.
Hello, Marie.
the details are in the uh in the discord to be fair i'm probably the best thing to hear
that's lighter too wow
how do you get the metallic slider and the roughness slider to go up and down i
cannot get it to work up left and just put your mouse over and drag it left and right
like the little star how do you
Oh
There's the metallic oh, yeah
If you look top left it says like metallic roughness and there's like a little white dot you can move that up and down
Amen
Oh, yeah, I'll load one set was
Let's go. I'm gonna bring this game. I'm gonna win this game. Where is it? You're in this game. He has a yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna win this game. I got this one. I got this one very good. Oh
Wait, oh my days
This game in progress of what wait, I'm not back in
Yeah, hopefully.
What?
I want to see some good ones.
Yes, I'm hunting.
I want to see some good ones.
This is the hardest one by the way.
This is what I want.
Oh, this map is massive.
Wow.
The hardest one to hunt.
No, the highest ones are hiding.
No one's actually hiding.
No one's hiding.
I'm fucked.
Oh, it's not got a lot of time either.
now oh god um oh god oh god oh god we're just going backwards normally
wi-fi oh i'm doing 10 second voice oh my god already oh wait wait wait oh my god
this map is so hard
I don't even know what it is.
It's like the poor one.
You see crumbs.
It's fucking my lard.
What's wrong with that, Ron?
Crumbs.
Really? That's what we're doing.
I'm joking.
I'm gone.
Oh, I'm not.
It's painting here.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it, boys. Tell me where you're hiding. Cheers.
Oh, wait, what?
You're talking I can hear you. I'm not men am you am I? No
I'm literally found instantly. Oh, that's better. I am fans. I
saw
I feel like I'm doing a bad job here
This could be a pain. Oh, fucking
Oh fuck! I hit the board correctly!
Wait, I might, I might... Oh, I might get away with murder, yeah.
I mean, very surprised if I am locked in wait, never mind.
So shit.
That's awful.
My life.
This is the best thing I've ever done in my life.
If I may get past five seconds, I could be the best place ever.
Every spot is so obvious.
Is that technically plain sight?
That's not plain sight.
You want to be in plain sight.
You want to win. Do you want to be in plain sight? I couldn't tell the gaps to see again. I'm not going to say too much.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, but he's now because you want to get more points. He's not just about to sit and wait and last because waiting last is boring.
There we go.
I think I'm...
This is the best thing I've done.
What's up? What's up? What's up?
That's not quite played.
I'm not looking at the points already.
How is that what we're doing?
What we're doing?
A pain in the
I want to be out me, mate.
That is not bad. That is not bad.
Why are you more?
I don't know how I'm still alive.
This is terrible.
I need more time, mate.
I'm not sure if it's going to be a good one.
Bro trying to be a TV antenna.
He was there.
That's because of.
No one's looked at your.
This could be one of the best things.
I haven't got any points.
Nobody's looked at me.
Well, you're looking at him.
I'm getting some portrays.
The stream off Jake is boring, bro.
See, that was shit.
Yeah, I know, I know.
That was really shit.
I'm really good, Jake.
You couldn't even see me even if you tried right now.
I haven't seen her.
Oh, I see you, James.
I'm dead, mate.
You know what? Yeah, I know.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna be home.
Oh, my God.
Oh, someone's whistling right where I'm planning something, what the fuck are you?
What the fuck? The hunters have got a long search time there.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm being stupid.
Jean, you're blind.
You must be blind.
You must be blind.
Alright, I'm going to give you one chance. Who's on the Ikea?
Please, please, please, please.
No!
Aww, it's not a change!
You need me to kill, mate. Got to get the kills.
Aww, are we just gonna keep playing those days?
Come here. Come here.
That's not bad scaring. That's not bad scaring.
Look, what are you still in this show?
LB down. LB down. LB. LB.
LB.
I was gonna let you live, mate.
Is every man for himself, bro?
That's just sneaky.
I was gonna let you live.
The thing is, when you keep looking at him, you're just giving him points as well.
You got to keep going.
I was gonna put away. I closed my eyes.
That was a great spot.
I'm not in line.
I'm not in line.
Who's that?
That is the Inlegable Maxi.
Oh, where are you going?
I don't really know how to get away with this.
I don't really know how to get away with this, bro.
Oh, where are you going?
He's only got 100 points or something.
He's in there a little lucky.
No one's looted.
Am I cool above ginger?
No one's looted.
You were the wrong shade of black
Maxi and Arthur in the exact same spot
Who's looking at you be Pacific?
I'm looking at where he's going up, I'm looking at his points you're going up, I can't find him!
He's clearly not that fucking good!
Right lads, let's split up, split up lads.
He actually might be cooking, where the fuck is he cooking?
He's not cooking, he's not cooking!
He's under some of that.
What's going on?
Oh that's nice.
Does he keep screaming?
I don't know.
His point's up!
He's doing bullshit, he's doing bullshit.
Yeah, it's fine. It's mine game. Yeah, I know it's going up.
That was that whistle. That was downstairs.
What is that whistle, man?
He's in this. Yeah. Nice guy. Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, shoot.
That was me.
I saw your pass.
You're not.
Honestly, you're not.
Oh, my turtle voice.
My turtle's insane.
He's insane.
I'll take her place, I'll take her place.
That is so shit, who's this?
This is really bad.
The eyes were down here when I went past.
There you go.
No way, I went straight past.
Oh, that's where he was.
I was walking past.
I go out like so.
Tommy, yours was good.
Yeah, it's fucking cold.
Oh, my God.
It is.
I'll be cold.
All right, who ain't been a hunter?
I've not been one.
I'll go home, sir.
I'll be a hunter.
I'll be a hunter.
Oh, this map is hard.
Do we need more costume?
Can I just step?
Calvin, stop spamming Indian flag!
I think the way it's all I think that whoever gets the highest points out of the whole session
is the one I set the minute out.
Oh, OK.
Well, I think so, because I can't say that.
Everyone's got to take a time then, basically.
Yeah, a little bit.
Hey, what's the prize?
You guessed it.
The prize, there isn't one at the minute.
And I said one's up for doing one.
Yeah, yeah, I'm down.
What do you want to do?
I'll do under gifted.
Oh, I said give it to me.
No, Jesus, now you say that.
Yeah, I'm talking.
6,000 points. You got to try and beat me. What's happened?
Wait, hang on.
How'd you keep it on the liner?
Oh, I missed it.
No, I'm joking. I'm not going to force that on anyone.
No, Jin said I'll do 100 bits, maybe.
I don't know about that.
The gifted state.
Yeah, but 100 gifted. How many?
There's 10 of us. So was I like what?
No, no, no, no, he said he will do that.
Everyone else can pick what they're doing.
There we go.
Easy.
Oh, fuck you, I'm gonna get that off of you right now.
But I don't know how to get killed.
Astafrallah.
You didn't die on the net.
For me, it's a lot more combat, unfortunately, so.
Astafrallah, well said.
Astafrallah.
Oh, shit, I'm the hunter.
I'm the hunter, boxed it, mind it.
Oh, no.
I got high.
OK.
I've never seen this map before.
This map looks a bunch of shit.
I'm gonna go and smoke there.
Oh, really?
That's your nails, bro.
Oh, you're still in the middle.
Please, you're cockled, man.
You fucking not understanding
No, we've not been kicked
How do I lock into place you might
Okay, all right. He's just good for these guys on the pictures. Oh
My god 93 seconds
This just isn't gonna win is it what may you got no time to pay on this map? Oh
The third person I don't know
Ha ha ha ha. Oh my god. I think I've cooked here. Probably my best one yet. I can't find
and then you had to hide.
He's dealing.
If this works,
if this works,
never ever ever come from me again on anything.
Really? That's how confident you are.
No, no, no. It shouldn't work,
but he's a fucking masterclass.
Mate, I'm fucking fucking serious.
I really love that.
I can't find anywhere to hide.
Kill issue.
Oh my god fucking corks, I'm serious as well.
Kill issue.
I'm corked so hard.
Oh wait, mine might be. Wait a minute.
It's just so hard.
10 seconds remaining.
5 seconds remaining.
I thought it was...
Oh no! How did it...
It will never work.
No, I don't know. I'll say it. We'll say it.
Bro, if I do it...
No!
Oh, the whistle's in it.
What?!
Who let that? Who let that?
Oh my God, everyone had the same idea!
Oh my...
Everyone had the same idea!
Someone else did, eh?
Wait, what?
Oh my God, you fucking idiot.
Double kill!
Double kill!
Oh my... It is.
We all had this...
Yeah, was you the um the gender sign?
Yeah, yeah
I was ruined that for everyone because I wasn't finished
That was your fault
No, jade's way jade's way jade's way jade's way jade's way jade's way i want to show you something, okay?
Oh my god. Oh my god
Wait a minute. I'm actually pick ourselves
Come on
I'm giving points. I don't want to shoot them for imagination
Go easy. Oh, what's going on with LB here?
Where is he?
I've got 2,000 points bro.
Well, we all must be looking at him then. He's got to be... no, no, wait, wait, everyone stop.
He's got to be in this room with all the statues.
No!
Go easy, go easy, go easy.
He has to be in the room with all the statues.
Yeah.
You're a joker, man.
I'm incredible. I'm actually incredible.
I think I think that was an incredible.
I told you, I'm a cool guy. It's too easy for me to see frames. I can see pixels.
Go now. Give us a clue.
I was by the big statue in the middle
I'm surprised you can't see me
No, we switch to the different kind of way of playing after this
Because then we can like double up and stuff in it
Cheeks look mad.
Sorry?
Sorry, I was that loud, boys, sorry.
He was looking at me when he said that as well.
LB is still getting points.
He's here at something.
He must not be in this room.
He's cheating.
I just do what he does.
What's the point in points, I don't know point in them.
Here's your most wins, mate.
What's the point in games?
Okay.
Oh, I like it.
I'm just not sure.
Hey, what?
Oh, he's point of.
Yeah, he's mehgaming.
He's mehgaming.
He's mehgaming.
Mehgaming.
He's mehgaming.
Yeah, he's no.
Mehgaming.
You don't fix for playing, bro.
You were sticking out like every that's why one was looking at you because when they spawned in that makes sense
I've got it. No, where was it? Where was it? You know when you're spawning? Yeah
He was right there on the things for playing
That's
There's a whole unit a unicorn unit was this good a cubicle cubicle
He's going to be he's going to be in the back room so that's pretty much man.
Right, he's not over it.
If his points ain't going up, is it?
He's almost even over it.
It's somewhere.
He has no drawing.
But no one looks at you though, Max, because you're technically lost, actually.
Max, you was a hit man.
I've cleared this one. Jakey you looked at me. Did I? Listen to the whistle, listen to the whistle,
split up and listen to the whistle.
Here we go. I'm looking down, all parts straight ahead.
Yeah he's in it.
Everybody relax, everybody relax, everybody relax, come on. Everybody relax, everybody take
a seat. I found it. There you go. Get away from the roof, get away from the roof. Look boys I can't
I'll show you something there.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
How could I last?
How could we not see him there, bro?
He went up there.
I know, I literally crouched and I still didn't see him.
I'll say it, half has been shit at this recently.
I got kicked.
He didn't even get to play.
I wasn't in that round, bro.
I was too used for me bud, too used for me.
Which way do you want to play it now?
So we can see each other possibly.
So everyone can basically work together against the Hunter.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Go on, I'll hunt.
I'll hunt for the Hunter.
I don't know what it's called though.
You don't join the Hunters, do you?
It's just like one separate.
Yeah.
You have that northern one, Hunter, I think.
It's a different game.
Oh my gosh, I was trying to say it's basic apparently.
And then drop me to put two hunters in.
I'll just keep it one.
Two, two, two, two.
Yeah, two.
I think two is fair.
Wait time will go, yeah, one minute, 50, oh.
We actually have to play to win now.
I know we haven't been concentrating.
Let's just wipe all the points before everyone lock in.
Oh, so wipe me from the outside.
So what we do is we take the points
that would prove that we scored.
Yeah, just to get everything.
I like it.
New nails, right down the middle.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Fresh start.
Fresh half.
I like that.
What's going on, a bit confused.
That's go winds.
Don't worry about it, bro.
I will go. We'll go different museum as well now then.
Right. I'm going to get to the toilet.
All right, mate.
For a one piece, isn't it?
Aaron, I don't want to get a drink for a log.
You can tell us.
I want to know.
Yeah, I want to know.
I guess it was.
Who was to be my paint buddy?
Well, yeah, never mind.
So it was a paint buddy.
I'm a way over here.
away from that guy, doggy a pain buddy mate.
Well you're not merging to something with someone else.
Yeah, you couldn't even get a chance to see them.
Yeah, I've seen people do that with the tattoo
in the swimming pool.
I just did that before by myself, is that why it fails?
I've seen the pumpkin now.
You don't want to leave your buddy.
I want to be a pumpkin.
Yeah, everyone got a choice to give up.
So that one was the best thing I've done in my life.
That's still got found.
I was a pretty impressive.
My last I was in a squat.
Green looks right at me.
I made sense because it's a small point.
That was actually a genius move.
I was on the thank you for playing board.
Yeah.
Remember we should be going to sign.
Not green.
Oh,
but I just put the round on the water.
Let's come really bad at hon in.
We've got to fucking drop everything you've got to do and he comes fast to play games.
me sick. Oh, what was that game we played last time? I'll be. Do you remember? It's
recently like a month ago or two. Go to the gorillas. Yeah, yeah. And it's different.
I don't play that. Oh, you didn't play it? Oh, yeah. You were. That's the one I didn't
play. I wasn't stopping. What in this in this different task each time? Yeah. Yeah. That
you pick what is every single ticket sold out bro on the day
I fucking shit me I thought my fucking fault your is no is it the most
important for every man has tickets is more expensive what's that for
Spiderman
When's it all?
In a month
We already shot that fucking
There's what's in the dodgy box
Brilliant
What's that?
Someone's talking
I'll be there
Sorry sir
One second, let me just meet
You open your window in your car and you drive
Can we get more to that context?
No, not at all.
Can we get more to that context?
Aw.
Rhee, how do you get that one?
Uh, just,
that's it.
And which one?
Right, on the right.
On the right. On the right.
Oh, no, I don't want to be honest.
No, no, no.
Aw.
Oh, wait, wait, wait for this one.
Really? Oh, yeah.
Sorry, lady.
No, I'm good.
I got.
All right.
He's my ass alone, Jakey.
Sorry.
That is bang out of order.
I'm the first time he's done that.
Don't worry.
I felt I felt I was being invited in there.
Really? Can I maybe perhaps squeeze in?
What the fuck?
Come on, Jakey, don't be shy.
What do we have to play the game?
This is Gengar.
Come on, Jakey.
What's that shit?
Everyone go the same color.
Look, Hunter would never find us if we're doing this weird shit.
Yeah, this is...
Yeah, this...
I'm sure he wouldn't find us.
You scoundrel.
So that's right, it's our turn now.
Oh, yeah. There's a group on this and everyone join. Yeah, I'm just going to wait over here
actually. Oh, there we go. All right, new map. What was that? Nothing. Sorry mate, when you have
a lot of protein, you talk to the toilet, that's all Jake. What do you want on this?
Oh
Now just show because that is died today
9.10. Yeah, really? Oh my god
Subscribe I'll be come on me
Oh
We split into two teams
I'm sure he's a good guy.
Oh, that's gross.
That's a great job.
Who wants to do something?
Not me.
Sorry, chat.
I'll probably end up to this next one.
Jake, come here.
What are we working on?
What are we working on?
I'm with you, I'm with you.
It's got to be something.
I'm a London.
I'm rather confident in this.
I'll be the other one. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, we might be out there. We might be at the same one. We're not at a school. You're
There we go.
Oh, shit. I'm the bad one, though.
I love them.
I've got some.
I've got some.
The thing is, if one of us gets caught, we're all cooked.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I wanted to paint.
Fuck, I'm painting.
What?
Fucking paint. Go on.
We've busted.
Oh, I'm cooked.
Okay, no one.
Come on, tonight.
Night, Michelle.
Jake, he said, tonight.
Oh, thanks, James.
Oh, she said he was not really.
Okay
Oh shit
I can't believe you abandoned me. I really can't believe you did that
I had to
Okay, my wife's terrible
Fine lps. I don't think we've cooked there boys for a while. I'm looking at you three, bro
I think we're good. You know, I think you might be good
How do you lay down? What's the point of laying down?
G what are you doing?
I've got our team work here, mate
I'm fine it's terrible are you left me?
I didn't mean to fool
No, I'm done. I'm so good
What does he do
I just can't get back. I press jump by accident in front of him. Yeah
Together
Oh my god, oh my god, I just realized
Oh my god. Oh my god. Give me the points. Give me the points. Oh my god. There's no
way. What you guys are doing is actually sick. I read actually cooking though. Oh, it's
ginger trolling definitely near do you reckon he's seen 100% I don't know
he sees me and not you three you're gonna see I can't see from distance
oh
me
I can't find you, you can't get out from this sign.
You're not even like God, the top of my head.
It's all in there.
It's all in there.
Turn it, Tommy.
I'm only wearing even my pants.
You've not put a space of brown between the two letters, bro.
To be honest, it was the guy in the middle.
I'll tell you that clearly.
By the way, you haven't painted the bottom of your e-verse.
Wait, who was it?
Tommy, who was it you saw?
The guy in the middle.
Thank you.
Max, I saw you in the middle.
When I lost it, I put it in the middle.
Oh, Garo Pigeons.
Oh no, he knows too much. That was it.
Come on, come on.
Well, no he says.
How do you guys not know?
He's out.
Who wanted to take it?
That was insane after the only reason I saw it.
I can't, I can't.
Listen, listen.
My body gave it away too much.
What the?
That's not my stream.
No, that was it to the whistle.
Sorry.
Yeah, we just want that.
Yeah, I love her.
He's in the shit.
He's in the shit.
Come on.
Nice one.
Nice one.
He's from New York.
Oh, you are.
You're fucking clean.
You are, you are.
You're playing Wynye.
He's got UAV on.
Maxi we're not having a sling cut man, so I'm watching out there.
Oh wow.
You didn't put a space between the letters G.
He didn't see me, he saw Maxi again.
I walked through the door, I walked through the door, locked up, whoever was in the middle
hadn't painted the bottle.
Thank you, there you go.
We got it bro, we got it.
What's this one?
I didn't like it.
It probably didn't fucking shoot me.
You probably didn't fucking cheat me, please.
Oh, I didn't.
Fucking I still hear well sounds.
Because Jakey's like, he does it there.
Sorry?
Oh, I'm cold.
I don't have to kiss you, Jakey, breathing.
Cheers, mate.
You're asthmatic, Jakey.
No, I was just part of it, I'm recently.
It does begin with an A.
Oh, I know.
I get it.
Oh, it's so stick.
Oh, it does begin with an A.
the fucking world. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I was going to. Yeah, I'll tell you shit off.
You got aircon. I was just that was the biggest flex I've ever heard in my life.
Fuck you now, mate. We're always sweating. You've got the aircon. I've got the aircon. I'll tear up me and Jake is going on. I've got a fan.
You're my bastard. Thank you so much for my appreciate our landers and thank you so much mate your legend bro
Thank you so much mom. I appreciate you a lot mate. Thank you, brother
Thank you
Yeah, I've got something techie if you want
Wait, I found a banger I found a banger oh
Wait no, my nice shit. How did you get my cats this one summer?
was good go on the boy favorite attack again bro I appreciate that man was be a
bit quieter though checkman's in bed now thank you so much brother I
appreciate you a lot bro honestly thank you so much mate
Anderson thank you bro I appreciate that man and it's like I'm fucking it's like
I'm 16 again.
I'm hoping.
No, I'll spin it on the other way.
That does actually kind of work.
I think it needs to be darker on this side.
Understand, understand, understand, understand, understand, understand, understand, understand,
Anderson, Anderson, Anderson, Anderson, Anderson,
Come on, Anderson, thank you for the 25, Anderson.
Fucking like a silent disco.
Fire is the hills on the fring.
Hey, Anderson, thank you so much, bro.
I appreciate you, man.
Honestly, you're a fucking girl.
Thank you so much, brother.
Thank you so much, Anderson, mate.
I appreciate you a lot, bro.
Honestly, thank you, man.
You're a legend.
Thank you, mate.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey fucking cities doing well in it for a thank you under some bro
I'm fucked
Who's on it?
Skengar many points ask anger you like that
Oh my god, that's incredible.
Oh my god.
Hearing themselves incredibly if you want to get in the car.
I'll be with Kurt, bro.
I'll be with Kurt.
I'll be with Kurt, bro.
I'll be with Kurt, bro.
No, I fucking did it at first.
No, you did it at first.
Jackie, why are you lying for it?
Why are you lying for it?
I actually didn't.
Fuck off.
Jackie, you're coming with me.
I said you won't pass it, you're coming with me.
No, I didn't.
Why are you lying?
I
Say no officer Corey you gonna move yes, I just got replied so rapid
Sign me.
Oh my god, Elbin's a Maxis.
And it's so fights over the chief, he's not going to find you on the roof mate.
I don't think you can get around the engine now.
I'm actually not going to move.
No, Jake is cooked.
Don't move, Ty, don't move.
I'm actually not going to move.
One in the chat will move, one in the chat will move.
You won't want to do anything.
This map's fucked.
Hit that.
This map is huge.
I already got you, bro.
Nah, I'm not going to make you boys, though.
Oh my god.
Yeah, we've cooked.
Yeah, we've had whistle.
Oh, god.
We've got to get you on the phone.
I'm listening to this in half a minute.
Hold on, it'll come in five seconds.
Hey, where's my ride?
Oh, off.
I'm in a small ride now.
I'm just blending down.
I can't even see you.
So should we turn light on?
We're not going to find anyone yet, it's interesting.
I'll ask for your opinion.
Oh, my god, Cora.
This map is going to hide.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm whistling for you, mate.
Oh, my god.
Tom, you're off.
Oh
around. Okay, thank you.
Jake, he's got the best one. You both get off by the game, right?
No, for you might be blind.
I really close.
To me, like,
I can prove it.
it. I think it's not. It's not
great though. Oh, I love it.
You fucking fucking not. Thank
you, man. Thank you so much.
Thank you, man. I'm going to keep
whistling to the actual look at
me. Hey, thank you, bro. I
appreciate the fight, mate. Penny
Villa for 23 years, man, mate.
I'm not sure if he's still left to kill a 23 years old mate.
I'm whistling.
Yeah, we can see you bar in the middle.
Oh my god, my head's gone.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I did not see that.
I hit me around the corner at all.
I was looking on the front of the door.
Oh my god.
There's so many quizzes.
You got one.
You got one.
I got three.
Yeah, I got three.
I got three.
I got three.
I got three.
I got three.
I got three.
I got three.
I got three.
I got three.
I got a found. 50 seconds to the rest of us.
I can't hear it. I can't hear it.
You're a hong. I'll tell you, this is such a hard map.
I was first. I was first.
Tyrell's taking the piss out of the corner.
That's good bullshit, that's very good, Fez.
That was easy.
Come and look at me, Max.
What are you guys?
Off I look up.
No way!
No way!
Oh, that's actually sick, fair play.
How many of you are up there? Three?
You plundered it.
Wow, Fez.
Max and I'll be cooked.
Who thinks two down here?
Oh, man, that was tough.
Is there a way to get better?
Ty, just get a drop in every two seconds.
Bro, I can't.
I'm going to do the shimmers because it's a hard one.
I'm going to do the shimmers because it's a hard one.
Ty, it's going to be my last one, lads.
All right, Jake.
Really?
No dedication to Blair's.
I'm tired.
Sorry.
Oh, no.
Sorry.
I didn't like that.
How many are you conditioning on?
That's really, you know, take it out of here.
Oh.
Do we have a Hansen moth?
It's ten o'clock.
Oh.
Don't worry.
The minion bugger.
He's actually a ginger.
Oh.
I could think it would be something like that.
Oh.
Do you want to know this?
Hide.
Hmm.
Here we go.
That's the way you think.
No.
If you design it right, it's all right.
It's tough. It's kind of an angle though. I'm not going to say it like, you know, wrong.
I'm going to go for something real obvious. We could we could link up here and off, hey,
hey, hey.
Oh my gosh.
Or I am just running around.
Let's go. Let's go. Oh, it's high. What about like right at the top?
We need to be in plain sight though. I need to get the points this time.
Okay what about here?
What the fuck do I paint my front?
Yeah go on, you pick one I'll pick the other one.
How do I paint my front?
Yeah, you like it nice?
Yeah I've got it with some.
Yeah it's not that one.
I don't know, you think it's the girl?
Yeah just try it, it's been playing science.
Oh my, how do you make it straight?
I'm having no allegations of something by the way that I'm cheating.
You're saying that has now made me think you're cheating now so.
What have you left?
Max, you left.
No, no, no, wait.
Okay, I like that.
I like that.
I'm from you.
Did you just do the other one?
Yeah.
Or the other side?
Or the same side?
Do the other side because if he gets one of us, at least one of us will survive.
Yeah, I like that.
Great thinking from you.
He's buried too much.
No way.
I need to be quick here. It is bait that's high. Oh no. It's very
big.
Fair detail. I reckon. Fair detail. Yeah, I mean, she's put a line on her.
Yeah, sure.
There you go. Go the L bait. Oh no.
I'm spying him out!
He's fucking spying him out!
I thought that was someone!
Oh shit, you're kidding.
Oh no, you're fucking going somewhere.
I'll just put that on someone. Yeah, Tommy's cheating. He's awesome.
Is the last game on and you stream sniping, bro?
If you could ask, can you make me just shut the fuck up?
Is the last game on, bro?
Is it, bro?
Is the last game on as well?
I know.
Ah, Tommy again!
We know what he's doing, bro. We know what he's doing as well as Spider-Man, Jinx. What the fuck is that?
I'm still going to shut up, mate. You still got told you one of us was saying that.
Oh, my God.
Jinx is.
Oh, shit.
Jinx.
Fucks sake.
The fucking...
What do you think was that working correctly, man?
Fucks sake.
I'll be right...
Chill.
Chill.
I'll be wait chill chill don't don't beg it dream I have the best one
That's cold after my other work I offer gov legs on the inside
Yeah
Was a whistle. Yeah, man. Wait you
Gotta go inside of my lines. Whoa. Whoa. What the hell?
Okay, that's a program Maxie.
Oh, that's like holding up.
Oh, how did you do the little splice?
I just made my brush.
I took me a second to see if you you walk.
I don't know about detail. I think it helps.
Max, you should do this. Your sides though, because it sticks out.
You see the side.
By the way, by the way, you heard these two talkies in the next week.
You fucking only killed on a walk.
Oh, really? That's unbelievable.
you absolutely she might be a good a cheeks of your quarry I think it's bad I don't mind that
rea don't mind that oh max he's done it looks awful okay she's done it right
read is good but she says it's not really it's not the worst really it's not the worst
Oh
There's someone here
Oh my god, I see it it's insane though
All right
It's actually so much
We've got 10 seconds for the fucking
It's not too bad offer. I mean there's potential
Anyway, it's beat your mind going
I can't even find anyone with the name tags on. That's how she's sick. Oh, oh
Right behind us. Oh, and I see him. I see
Where is he?
You know what that's are you?
Are you gonna be
You've been sniping.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm really stressed.
I was talking to you.
I know what you've done there, Tommy.
You've done your graphics.
Let's go, then.
We've got two thousand on there.
That's cool.
You've got Burmese and Immortals.
What am I hearing, bro?
Tommy, none of us accused you of cheating.
You went, I'm not.
I don't need to cheat.
That's incredible. You've clearly stream sniped for Jake's arm.
That's what I mean, why fucking Skyman's hanging about on your first season?
I'm playing out of order.
I've got one more.
I've got one more.
One more without Tommy.
Tommy, what do you get out of cheating on me, sir?
I do sugarlander like sugarland.
This one looks pretty good. I like this
This one looks okay. You know how we cook on this. Okay, how do I draw on
myself I don't know what to do I'm copying someone else actually what you
I don't know bro just leave me.
Who's that?
I don't work.
No, press alt mate.
If you left mouse button.
I know you're playing still.
Let's beg it up here.
Be in paint mode first mate.
And then do that.
Why are you just fucking copying me away those?
I'm sorry. I thought I wanted to go.
I'm just kidding, I don't know about you, but I might just get right here.
Be the white and the brown lines. No, this is all fucking up.
You're in way. I'm sorry.
Max, I can't stand you, bro.
Wait, why?
No, you know, you fucking know his why.
Oh.
What did he do?
Right, I'm going up here.
Oh, I'm struggling.
This is tough. This is a tough man.
I've taken about 10 years to reach where I want to go.
Yeah, I've got the spot by the sink.
Skanga where are you going?
I'll be right back
Come on don't go
I'm so s**t
This game is hard you know
It actually is hard
Like me?
No you're...
Really?
You should check it
I'll be sick if I see that
What?
I think I want to check it
How is that?
Did it again I clicked it
Oh for you not very good at this game are you?
Oh I just won bro
Oh shit, no I'm not.
This is diabolical.
It can't be any worse.
It can't be any worse than mine.
Oh, what's going on?
Christmas three.
Well, this one's a little bit, well, I'm locked in.
At least you haven't played that, hasn't it?
Yeah, at least you haven't played with your...
Oh, shit! Oh, fuck you!
Shit!
Shit!
Yes!
Don't tell me...
It's kind of like I've got back to revenge, you fucks.
Not like that at all, is it?
Oh, I hate my life.
Right, I think I might have done this.
How do you do that with the little patterns and stuff?
Oh, he's so shit.
Oh, no, this is not good.
No, mine's horrible.
Mine is so bad as well.
Why is it whistling already? I wasn't even prepared.
Oh, fucksick, Bond!
I think I'm parking in the chat.
What?
I think it was a little polar.
I think I must have too much.
Appreciate it.
I've got it.
It was a polar.
From a distance, you just got to see it.
No, we're doing that close, bro.
Aw.
Oh, half is good.
Half is good.
I might have cooked.
Oh, fuck.
What?
Who found me?
Me.
How?
I fell down and saw you from the side.
I know it's good.
I'm half of that script.
stars. Yeah, I forget. Follow us on small ones.
Where is offer? Oh, I see. Oh, I see. Nice.
Tommy ain't playing. Tommy ain't playing. We should be right.
I was running around for like two minutes. Let's see where anyone is. How do you like
5 and then 4 and then you can float about.
Oh, Jokey, that Spider-Man fit is cold.
Thank you, mate.
Tyrone.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, my God, Tyrone.
Tyrone is insane.
Oh, my God.
You've also got to understand the person looking at him has got glasses on.
Have you fucking found your fucking cap?
You've got all the standard obviously not prescription because it don't work
140 seconds
Do you want me to give you a clue I'll be think tree
You are dangerously dangerously close to getting me
I might be wearing glasses
Are you me?
Yeah, no, I'll be wearing glasses here
I am wearing glasses mate
Oh, oh, actually
I'll show you a little bit
I'll show you a little bit
I'll show you your glasses
I'll show you a little bit
Oh my
I'll show you a little bit
Are you gonna shoot him then or what?
Oh, oh, Jake
Oh my god, Reeves moving as well.
Sorry, Shane.
Dammit.
I'm trying to go more into sight.
You can't stay on the ruins, Reeves.
Yeah, stay at Reeves.
Oh, Joe, I'm going to say it, Reeves.
You get your chance.
She's a Christian.
She's a tree.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
That's a question.
Oh, I'm running out of here there, Reeves.
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
I can't help it.
No, it's hard playing.
I'm trying to get you more points than Fosh.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to get you more points than Fosh.
How did I not see that?
I'm going to head off and make it up early.
Thank you.
good. Take care. Good night.
Okay, guys. Take care.
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I don't know what it is, I thought I pressed five.
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So after that, I'm gonna nip home or to the bobbos and I'll do them a late nip on and I've got a wedding on Thursday
So I will let you all know on Instagram tomorrow chat
But they won't be like a normal long long six seven hour eight hour
But it'll be a nip on probably about I reckon nine ten o'clock. Maybe a ladder. I'm not sure I'll let you don't know anyway
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