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08-04-2026 · 6h 17m
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Let me tell you now, when I had you to myself, I didn't want you around, you're pretty facey,
Always make you stand out in a crowd
But someone picked you up on purpose
But one doesn't know it to
And now it's but you're late for me
Thank you secular
Oh baby, give me one more chance
Lean back in your heart
Oh, not if I was blind to let you go
Let you go, baby
Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
Hello, hello, hello!
Na na na na!
Trying to live without your love is one's big sleepless night!
What a tune!
The Jackson Five!
You're listening to Ginge FM The Time!
is 11.39 in the morning.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in.
Oh baby, and the, oh, again, again, the lyrics.
The lyrics, the lyrics are in front of me
and again, I've got it all.
Rayhan, go on, Rayhan, five out of five, mate.
Go on, Rayhan, thank you very much, mate.
Thank you very, very much, mate.
VodGuy, this is the first time
since I've lived in the bov house.
I've woke up and VodGuy's not been here.
Honestly, I'm fucking fuming.
I'm fucking fuming.
Your mic makes me emotional.
I don't know how shit is that compared to what it was?
How shit is that mic compared to what it is?
Do you know what?
What's a good funeral song?
What is a good funeral song?
I don't know if there's any good funeral songs.
The best farewell songs, here we go.
Fuck playing, that is you, man.
Ladies and gentlemen, as you see at this minute in time, there's a new mic, there's a new mic,
And there's no character. There's no charisma. There's no personality. It's boring.
And that's because someone yesterday, I won't name any names, but you've got to put the
name of Jackie Davis. Put this mic in a box.
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gone up to bury the death had struck down all the men in Eden. Joe up stayed there for
six months until they had destroyed all the men in England. Today we are here to bury
the might with the Holy Bible.
Now then, what's the prayer that we all say at the funeral's?
There we go.
I'd like us all to commemorate the sad passing of the Red Bull Mike.
all bring us together as we say this final prayer. As you say it's all the time in
prayer in school. Our Father who are in heaven, hallowed by Thy name, the kingdom
come Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day
our daily bread and forgive us our trespassers as we forgive those who
trespass against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from
evil for thine is the kingdom the power and the glory for ever and ever. Amen. Wow. What
What a sad way to...
I can't remember.
Anyway, we will now play the final song
of the album, as we leave the home, the funeral home.
I feel too sick to go pain on my own.
I'll try to go further away.
I'll try to go further away.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
10 million fireflies lit up the wall as he fell asleep.
Squash number!
Squatter boy!
5 out of 5 gifted me.
I hope you're doing very, very well.
You sexy bastard.
Go on Squash.
Carg.
5 out of 17.
Beano.
You're the 14.
I meant to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly, as I have to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep.
Big tune though. Go on that course, never the 35 mate, go on the fucking boy. It is 11.48.
Welcome, welcome in, welcome in. Again, the comedic timing on the music. Just fucking there.
Go on, there you are, you owe me that.
Guess a little messy in heaven. Guess a little messy in heaven.
On the tables.
revenge is needed listen I know what will happen
for today's morning first water on his car fuck it I've got no IRL that's a
challenge today so poor freedom what yeah oh by the way Jake is not in the
house if that's really there's no one in the house at the minute then three of
of them have gone down to film shoot day and two of them have gone down to
well Beans, Taze and Jacob have gone down south, Chaz is coming back from Chicago.
Do you know what I mean? H is in this song, I don't think he is.
No
Oh, what a tune
What a tune
Yeah, yeah
Mmm, yeah
I'm still singing me more than voice
It's just fucking
You can tell, can't you?
I'm so, so much bad in this
Oh my God, sorry, chap
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Baby, you just don't get it
Do you enjoy being hurt?
I know you loud, I'm gonna put on your makeup on your shirt
Alright my hair's fucked
Think I need to wet my hair
If I was your man, maybe you
What I'd do
This is your karaoke song, is it plus?
This is mine
Jalalalala de hook, na mina luna, ladalala, ladala, ladalala, ladalala.
Haa.
Haa.
Haa.
Haa.
Haa.
Haa.
Haa.
Haa.
Boss Ass...
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I need to be vocal warm-ups.
My voice is awful right now.
Sorry, chap.
Some of the slacks are seashells and seashells in front of the sea woman.
Seashells and seashells, seashells and seashells.
Red Lorealore, Red Lorealore, Red Lorealore, Red Lorealore.
Woo!
Woo!
See, that's the bit there, that's the bit there, that's the bit and it needs warming up, this little bit here, this is the bit that needs warming up.
I think this song's good for warming me vocals up.
Maybe it ought to know and turn the lights down low
Put some music on it's soft and slow
Maybe we ain't got no place to go
I hope you wonder as Frank had been thinking about this all day long
Never had a feeling quite so strong
I can't believe how much he turned me on, just to be your man.
There's no hurry, don't you worry, we can take our time.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Let's go over.
What the hell am I?
I've been locked in the door and done the lies down low
Listen, you've been locked in the door and done the lies down low
Big tune, big tune
Now we've warmed up, we'll end with a big song
We'll end with a big song
We'll not end, but you know what I mean
Vocals are warm now
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Should
I would only be in your way
So I'll go but I know I'll think of you
That's not the song I wanted. What was the song I wanted?
What was the song that I wanted?
What's the song that Josh had December 10th sang on that clip?
Because it made him sound good, so it's fucking obviously works.
What's that song called?
Perfect, James, thank you.
Shut it down.
That's the one.
Oh, I'm gone. It's not French in Sinatra. What was the song called? I'm gone. I'll answer
all questions coming in. I just need to make sure my vocals are alright for today's stream.
I've only just woke up.
Do you know what I mean?
Um...
It's not Chicago.
My way.
No, it weren't my way.
I'm pretty sure it was Backstreet Boys, you know.
It's happening in my heart, yeah.
You're all I ever wanted.
Oh!
Got it!
Got it!
Got it.
Simon Cowell, if you're watching.
December 11 on X-Way.
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
All the loneliness has always been a friend of mine.
I'm leaving.
People say
Chew today plus three plus thank you
Hello
Hello
Hello as long as you're here with
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very, very much.
I don't care who you are where you're I know this one
The voices in my head, they counsel me, they understand that he talks to me.
You got you!
I want it a bit earlier, I want it a bit earlier.
What?
That's well weird, I think it was muted.
Was it muted?
That weren't muted then was it?
No, I didn't think so.
What the fuck?
I thought it was my bad.
Sorry about that.
Right, a quick place for fucking culture.
Conor 2014, MC Muffin!
2017, Aiden 2011, Mr. Jingle 2017.
Oh, I'll tell you what, I should have got my breakfast on the way.
Shall we watch some more Jeremy Kyle while we're having breakfast?
Shall we watch some more fucking Jeremy Kyle while we're having breakfast?
What's Beno doing? Why is Beno alive?
Why the fuck is he sleeping?
Oh shit!
We're funerating the Manchester Manga donation support.
Oh man, I fucking get involved.
Shit, bro, it's done 1.1 already.
Fucking love that.
Fucking go on the boy.
I was at the playstation's turn, though, but I know why.
Fucking good to be in this room.
I
Have got put me card in I saw you
It's a fucking good job, I did I know
I feel it's obvious in this at a fucking don't you know with him? I
It's the Wynton charity chat. This one we have on the back of the shirt and I've
I've never done stuff with Manchester Man before, so...
I've just done it, don't I?
Nup, nup, nup, nup, nup, nup.
I don't know if it's gone through or not.
It's not to carry a bank, I don't think.
If it doesn't go through, I'll do it again later.
What time's he waking up?
11.
Well, he's a bit past 11.
I'm not phoning him, I'm like the man's sleep.
Distance from the weak
But I know I can resist it
I know you love it and I hate it at the same time
There we go
Hate it at the same time
Great tune
Send a look. What has he got to speak up?
Not to speak, but
current viewers location. Okay. That is unbelievable.
I need to do this.
That's sick. I need to do this.
Denmark, USA, Ireland, do you know what I mean?
Oh, I said that a bit weird.
Wake up or you're dropped from Winston.
For fuck's sake.
Are you fucking off your head?
Are you honestly fucking, are you actually alright?
The one way I was going to get rid of him.
What's the fucking timing on that?
Fuck you, bitch.
What the fuck?
You could not write the timing on that, could you? That is fucking mental.
That is actually fucking mental.
mental
Fair play
After loving stream is that's the fucking one mate. Yeah, I mean so we've got to put the fucking grinding on you mate
Obviously, I'm not I'm not live later tonight any it because it went in and then tomorrow
We're I'm taking the day off because I'm actually in for what I say taking the day off. I'm not I'm fucking
working, working YouTube all day but where they're going to bomb a fun in it so I won't
be live. Any chance of him fucking getting out of bed
here? Hey it's only, Eli 215 mate, thank you. Oh yeah, he can't be doing one as well,
I know Cammie's like a spider fun or something.
Oh, he's got...
Hello again.
Yes, Jim.
Good work, Jim, you're the team.
What for 15 months?
Get him up, sorry.
And these fitters for getting him.
Thank you mate, still on the one, saving the city right now, I'm a bit locked in.
Shaved beard, I fucking love for him to shave his beard, I can't lie, honestly, please shave
your fucking beard.
Oh no, I just know who they got.
He was so much cuter when he didn't have a fucking beard man, honestly.
Lord, carry it right back, now it's big, carry it right back.
Chat rights a message to someone on my phone, oooh, that one could be good.
What was that then gift sub? What's this all?
Yes Jensen me. There's 60 people eligible.
Wow like you are fucking hell. You can do that.
Why is that not here for baits then?
I don't think he's coming through yet I don't know I still need to check it.
I don't know if he comes and then some, oh my god, what the fuck are you doing?
No, I was not going to either.
Oh shit.
It's under 200.
I don't think it's gone through yet bro, I've only got you in your town so I'd like to
I think I'm a piece in the whole chat.
Whatever the piece is.
Excuse me.
I'm the 200 viewers.
Is there a link? It's just this charity on the one that's pinned in my chat.
That's where you can donate.
I'll try it again.
I don't know if you can do like a max amount of 500 or something.
and then do like that I don't know I'm not too sure
there's no max amount for a fucking donation to charity
I look thank you to everyone's mate I appreciate that I look thank you brother
let me make sure my car details are all right actually
I appreciate you thank you so so much
didn't you act crazy you know I was actually nice I appreciate that thank you so much
thanks James
you're very welcome you're very welcome mate
Oh my god
So check me details one minute
Chopper we went to sleep so well now I can't lie that is actually that is true
Confirm
The beauty of this is if it goes through twice, I can't exactly complain
Approved oh
It says there you go. There's an error
I just keep saying that there's an error an error could not be completed there was an error during the order
I don't know what to do them
I'll try it again in a minute, one minute.
Hang on, yeah, it's the call from the bank.
Right.
Hmm.
So, the thought to be fired to sleep at 8am today.
What do you mean, Mars? You went to bed at eight? There's no way.
I thought this might be a flash bomb.
Yeah, it says fucking. What'd you call it?
Shall we come through now?
Are you trying to answer the phone?
He's been declined.
Why?
Why?
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Chat 2 on the team.
Yes.
You're now 3 winter.
I'm okay.
Chat 2 on the team.
Yeah, exactly Rob. Can I stream one tonight please bro?
Yeah
My bank's fucked I can't do it for some reason I mean I'm happy to do it in a different on the actual website
let me try me personal I only use this one for only fans anyway it might
because it's too much let me try 50 quid I did I try 500 oh my fuck you
shit myself thinking you could see in the screen oh my god
Oh
Holy fuck
How are you okay, mate?
So much for another day I wake up. I didn't know what happened.
How do you see me card on me think?
Okay, okay, mate. It's in the street
I'm typing credit card right chat
I'm just gonna go for a little piss segment
I'm just gonna go for a little piss segment
one second sir 7 minute ad is crazy you're acting like a
Cody what you want about I don't run 7 minute ads
I was just making stuff up bro.
What was he chatting shit about?
Oh I'm gone, I'll just try this one.
This is a 500, innit?
Can't hear you, that's an ad, brilliant.
Right, this one might be...
I'm gonna minute eight minutes with him
There's a payment on the process but I'm left
Bro
Let me go
It's gonna boy forever the five gifted fit is gone the fucking boy. Thank you very very much, mate
I appreciate that a lot brother. Thank you, mate
Fucking go go on the boy. Thank you Fitzman. I appreciate the five gifted brother and dragon chivalry three months as well, mate
What's your part of the night on me fire stick you've had about four hour ads games again shit me breakfast is there oh?
Oh, I can do PayPal.
We might have cracked the code.
Hello.
So, what, what, what? Shit, he breathes his head.
What's that about? He's ringing the door.
Like, other, other bad, the fuck are you doing?
I don't know what's going on. What, what is it?
Remember what, what a book of this, what a book of this.
The whole Okan, the whole Okan.
He faked it, he faked it.
I'm fucking you bitch, I'm fucking you bitch.
What the fuck?
That's how you scream metal.
What the hell?
Bro, that's how the bug goes, you don't even stream open.
That's how you scream metal.
I woke up, I woke up... I woke up, I went on a trip and the first thing that I'd done
was I was on a trip and I'd seen that house and I'd opened it and I'd put my little finger
around my ear and he'd, like, hear me, hear me...
Thank you so much, thank you so much, thank you so much, thank you so much, how much
Scrambled egg, salmon and sourdough, but I don't like salmon.
Salmon, if it is posh, I can't lie.
But I don't like salmon, cos it's posh.
So I don't know if I'm gonna like this.
But one thing I know we do like, and that's fucking Jeremy Kyle.
That's it, that's it for me.
That's how much of a man you are.
unbelievable unbelievable drama on today's show
fucking hell big up joey go on joey oh yes
now you're funny as she is now 5 out of 5 mate thank you very very much joey
man how you doing my brother thank you mate
alright just watch this whilst i'm trying this i don't know if i'm able to scan this
be quiet.
I tell you what, for somebody who came they wanted to see their children a little boy.
You just blew it.
Oh, hello.
It doesn't look great, does it?
Tell us what you admitted to specifically.
I made two kissing women, kissing a boo.
Maybe you should drink less, my friend.
I don't even know what you were doing.
I've been a walker.
This is property big
Oh, can you hear me?
Congratulations mate, how are you?
yesterday, Marian is here to confront daughters Ann and Tasha, whom she says have banned her
from seeing her grandchildren to spider. No other reason. She says her daughters have grown
up to be evil promiscuous women who treat her with absolutely no respect. A big day
for this lady. Lots to say. She's been on before. Marian's on the show. Give her
a round of applause. Hello, are you Marian? I'm fine, thank you. We've met before.
Let's just cut straight to it. You say that your daughters Ann and Tasha, right, what the
fuck?
Good for nothing and they have stopped you from seeing your grandchildren. Why?
It started because obviously last show that I was on here with Tasha, she stopped seeing
me.
I fucking missed some of it.
After that show.
Why?
Because at the end of the day I turned around and told her to not come back to the home.
What a minimise.
about these two daughters that you don't like you get to you in a minute be
quiet I've got a fake you say that out yeah and a third abortion at the right
page of 26 yeah can you button it until I get to you is that all right no why
Ugh, that aggravates me of people like her, I think she's fucking some big time.
What's going, why?
Pissing me off, what can I talk and say to her?
I started, I had an Asian...
That's Anne, right?
Wait, do we get a VR check on a piece?
I had an Asian partner.
Now, the thing is, I have racist remarks come out because she calls them...
You're lying!
Look at that!
Boy, you stupid cat!
No, you didn't!
You can't!
That's funny.
Anybody who uses racist language is disgusting.
Let's cut to the chase.
You say that both of my daughters are evil. They're just the worst type of mothers
They only have children for benefit money you say that about your own time. I know a few people
What are you trying to achieve today? Oh, I want to see my grandkids
I mean cuz at the end of the day
They say that that you are not a good example at all that's your other daughter
When I got two daughters and set them apart in this building...
Well, from 2006 mate, 1880p, what can deal with it?
You deserve access!
Why are they so against you?
I don't know.
Can I just also add into them?
Can you be quiet as well?
No.
Please?
Pretty please?
Yeah!
He's a bad ass.
Ann is 26.
Six kids.
And you say she's had three abortions at the age of 26.
She only has kids for money.
Your idea and your point of the day
is because you...
Come on, Brad!
You're on the fucking bike.
Thank you very much, mate.
Come on, Brad. You're mad bastard.
Thank you, brother.
Oh, that's the best thing I've ever done.
Oh, I've done it.
I've done it.
Whatever.
I'm not going to have to see you for the rest of my life.
Me and Debbie say no to all.
I don't say anything.
Don't see me crying every time.
Me and my siblings had to cry.
Yeah, right.
In.
No.
And who's the best?
Excuse me.
The other one.
Perfect.
What was that?
Oh, mate.
I've just finished my breakfast in five minutes, 27.
Fuck, you love that.
Was it good?
It was alright but I'm not a fan of salmon so I've got to be out of it all.
I just, I just can't.
Ooh, what's that airline I just saw on Ben on stream then?
Ooh, is it still there?
Ooh!
Fucking hell, he stayed back while attacking, innit?
Fucking hell!
almost hit me so I'm running in the streets and just get a lightning in general and I'm like
that's one of my fears lightning right and I missed probably this lightning was just following me
growing up and bro I'm just struck me set about scared of lightning
fucked we have a whole case of this honestly fucked the new inception now a case is eight
so today we're gonna be opening three and if you want me to open the other five for another
video you're gonna have to click that subscribe button on YouTube so please oh
my god I will subscribe we have some insane polls for what to be best mate
open some cards I'm hoping with this case we can get one OMG I will subscribe
Hello, Ginge.
Ah!
It's very neatly packed.
My best mate.
Okay.
I wonder what he's going to get.
See if these are any good.
If these are any good, it could be TNF.
TNF, nice. TFF.
One of one in this. It's dead.
Ginge, did you just see what happened?
Ooh, okay.
Oh, the EML.
Ooh, that's nice.
See.
Basically I was opening pristine show the top of the cards it shows a little bit of black the whole chat goes
That's a one of one a hundred percent one of one of one of one so I leave it for the end
Show the card it was to 50 it was just a little bit of black at the top
Silly billy silly billy just me me best mate Simon
What a bloody numpty what a bloody numpty yes, he's male
Silly Billy, honestly, great answer.
Right.
Oh, these are good.
First number.
Here we go.
First number.
It's gold.
Let's go this way.
For $199.
For $199.
Whose, man?
It's fine.
If the player's good, the number is fine.
Blah, $199.
These are nice, these.
We got next oh 150 yellow
Let me get this motherfucking sub
Right this is base
This is base.
Why are we opening it?
Oh my god, no.
That is sick.
That is so sick.
I started taking the piss saying I wanted a Kim Little.
And now I've got a Kim Little.
W Lee.
Here's Jinx.
And jokes on you because go watch footage.
I asked him no
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NPA! What am I low on? I like monster trucks! The fuck is this? Oh! Where's my United?
I mean you know Mal and Mesa bang done.
Boom, done.
That's fucking go baby.
We've got Messi.
Counter on that one Kyle.
Got Messi and LaMena Mal.
But it's just, any man united.
No, all sold because they're the best team in the world.
lol what a surprise
Nathan! Nathan get your cock out! Nathan get your cock out!
Go on Nathan, give it a five mate
I'll show you all on the stream, let me get a drink.
Get me peepers on, I can't see a thing.
Oh, is it?
A few of these will have another day here.
Can you buy a box to open just for me?
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Oh, Gazz from Woodland's ringing me. Bobby!
I am Gazz, I'm live on stream, you okay mate?
Yeah, I'm good, thank you.
on weekend. Do we play them last season? It's the one with the Leo boots in the face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can play them. Do you want to play them? Yeah, yeah, what, this
Saturday? Yeah. Yeah, that's fine mate. Right, I'll sign it out and I'll see you tonight.
Nice one mate. Nice one, see you later tonight. See you bit.
Alright, bye.
chapter I tell me what I can and what I can't do is fucking mental that is mental
the bubble font yeah that's alright don't worry all under control all under
control. Oh, TGG brakes.
Inception.
The minute.
Yeah, this fuckers.
It's a case break.
Oh my God.
You know, I go for you.
My love, I say.
It's just the beginning that's very expensive.
You're my law, Messer!
Fuck off, Nathan!
Bro, if I go Messer, it's fucking you, man.
It's just the beginning that's expensive, ass, to be fair.
I've gone Messer, I've gone Messer.
It's like setting up all the stuff.
Hang on a minute. What card is worth or not?
Go on now. Let's have it. Go on straight for that messy...
Fuck off Nathan.
It's a double case break.
Messy, messy definitely.
Yeah, messy 100%. If you're in on card messy...
No.
Well then again your miles are very good, but Messi's definitely more girl, not gonna lie.
Yes! Fuck you Nathan!
Come on!
We've got Messi and Jamal, we've got Messi
and Jamal, we've got Messi
and Jamal, Nathan calling for Andy's card
We've got Messi and Yama we've got Messi and Yama
I'm praying we can find a Messi. A Messi on Cardona will be absolutely ridiculous.
I'm praying we can find one.
Wow guys, appreciate ya.
Bannin. Bannin.
I've got nothing left. I've got nothing left.
Massively appreciate ya guys.
There we go, Jake. He's on it.
Guess what, Dickhead? It's what not credit ya.
I ain't fucking spent anything, mate.
It is whatnot credit.
We love whatnot, we love whatnot.
We love whatnot, we love whatnot.
We love whatnot, we love whatnot.
What do we love?
What not?
Hey!
Hey, what not?
Ooh!
Ah!
I want no!
When you break some cards.
Hey!
One, two, three.
I'm not gonna do it, but yeah.
Fuckin' get in there.
Right, we'll keep that one open.
which one was it? it's one one it's one one oh that's awkward yeah I'm not a
virgin yeah Yorkshire reps fucking out mate how's he coming back me
How the fuck?
Checking he's played on it, checking he's played on that.
Excuse you.
He's in, he's in for a bit of your Mal and Messi.
I would love to pull a Messi on card.
I would genuinely just be so happy.
Is that how people refer to me is it?
it just call me Morgan that's the aim bro honest there King of the jungle I know
those spots are expensive so if we could mate I would yeah oh my god what
stadiums yeah how the fuck is he got permission to stream there that is
Let me guess, you've got to play some cards or something, so I'm your best mate.
How many cards did we do?
It'll probably want to play some games, let's be honest, come on, we're best mates.
Playing some games today? I might play Mecca, Milian.
Is it? Is it?
Okay, we did. We did Ace returns.
We did golf. We did golf cards. We did NFL. We did two football. We did eight. Go on minimise.
I wouldn't have suggest you jump anywhere, mate. Yeah, we did golf cards. Oh, look at
this. Minimize. Do you get advantage with the knack of chameleons because obviously
that you probably understand the best hiding spots.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we're ahead on cars now, that's good.
That's good.
That's beautiful, I'm looking at my schedule right now.
I didn't expect you to do that.
Okay.
And it's just basically mega convenient. It's basically just like it's not minimize playing fucking IRL I didn't see kids else
If we'd be honest, I mean we're being fucking level-headed of ourselves
If we're being level-headed of ourselves, let's fucking speak the truth here, I mean
And also Simpson's fortnight sounds so I want to play that I'm not playing it since he's come out
So we'll hop on that for a bit first.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, mysterious girl, move your body close to mine.
Come on, move your body.
Wait, I'm going to move it.
Where's Fortnite? Why is it not installed?
Oh, it is. It's just...
Oh, update.
We did film Minecraft yesterday at someone mate, Simpsons 4.9 has already changed it's
rotation.
You fucking what?
What do you mean it's changed?
Why is 4.9 not here by the way?
I actually can't wait for the new games to come out.
I'm really excited for 2K.
Oh no, it's still there, so you can do that.
I'm really excited for 2K.
Anything else, not really that.
Is there any sick story games that you think would be really sick to play?
And I don't say Red Dead because Chaz has done Red Dead.
And I don't want to do that.
I want to do one that we've not done all the last of us that would be quite
good last of us I'm happy to do last of us
Oh, I can't even get on the account.
Oh, I'm gone.
You're a cab.
Oh, Jake, have you?
They might have fixed it, Jake.
Oh my god, Jake, you could be the goat.
But you are the goat.
Oh, get the fuck in. We're on.
We're on telly, we're on telly.
Do you still have my portable from when you were sat in the kitchen?
Um, Vaughn, I've got it, but I shoved up my ass last night.
Oh, I didn't use it. I used you, Seth.
I kept yours on the table.
I'm pretty sure it's morning. I think it's on the marble table. Right, Vod, you can't,
you can't, we've changed the code on the door as well by the way. It's now a French
kiss game. Sorry.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just gonna be hunting for a little bit.
Let me do these three actually and then I'm down to actually just play and we'll play a bunch if you're down.
I'll try and ask Farley to aloof.
No worries.
Let's do that.
Nah he does write me, he does write me, he does write me.
He's filming, he's just filming, he's filming, he's filming.
I've got to play some Simpsons Fortnite and I think Pi's jumping on.
I think Pi's jumping on.
I think Pi's jumping on.
I think Pi's jumping on.
Pi's jumping on.
E-voice mail.
I think Pi's definitely jumping on.
He's awake.
Welcome to the EE voice.
Oh my god, Pie?
Hello?
What did you have for tea?
dinner what last night or not um what day was it yesterday sorry I just woke up I was
asleep what day was it yesterday uh it's sunday oh uh roast dinner oh nice nice nice
are you jumping on the fortnight then fortnight you're off your fucking head it's one o'clock
You said yesterday you were going to do a pun.
Not now I did, I was asleep.
Right, would you mind you that or not?
What's that?
Would you mind you that or not?
No, please. I've got back to bed. Thank you.
Right, look, you have a good sleep, mate.
Thanks, mate.
Bye, bye.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh.
oh fucking hell man oh fucking hell oh that is honestly hilarious it won't be
knows it's me mouth there's nothing came out me nose oh my god oh I say I see
what I'm gonna do I see what I'm gonna do
hang on a minute
Oh.
Fucking hell, Steve.
Oh, I've got no friends.
I've got no friends.
I've got no friends.
I'm gonna want to prank Olson one. I know.
He'll definitely answer.
If Gio doesn't answer the phone, I've got no-
Hello?
Mr. Jim?
Steve, just stop ringing me mate, I'll be back when I'm not busy.
You are!
Oh, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, I'm hilarious, I'm hilarious.
Oh.
These people are not this busy.
Bastards!
Oh!
Fuck!
Bruh!
Excuse me
What's this there?
Who the fuck knows this?
Who the fuck know you know you got me number?
Cash!
Yo bro, how are you all good? Crazy World Cup, I'm back from USA. Let's catch up on
football for peace. Cash. I'm lost.
No, it's not mighty cash.
Stephen, stop ringing me mate, I'll ring you back when I'm not busy.
He just messes with the fuming.
He put a fuming, just loving a cat.
That's your doing.
I'm doing.
Yo, just dial my phone out, bro.
I've e-mailed and I'm not busy,
and it's like chill messaging me and shit.
I'm just fucking doing shit.
Hang on a minute.
Ah, fucking, Pingu's answering, I'm fucking playing Fortnite.
Aishwara has it.
Yo, um, Chaz, stop blowing me thorn out, bro, I'll bring you back when I'm not busy.
Just the depressed breath out.
Oh, fucking brilliant.
He's fuming there with that one in here, let's be honest.
Oh, hang on.
Oh!
Chips just put it down on my nose.
Can't.
All right, eating fucky's wedding.
Fucky's wedding.
Fuck off, mate.
I ain't going to that shit.
Fuck off.
Fuck off. Shit time anyway.
Oh my god, got a little skin.
No way.
Oh! Yes!
Get in! You're on there too.
What the fuck, Clay, what the fuck's all this?
I'll claim it.
Oh my God, bro, this is all getting bought.
Equip. Equip. Oh my god. Oh my god. Equip. Spidey sense, what's this?
but equip oh my god Hulk no didn't want to equip that what's this that's the
backpack. Sick. I could have bought a fucking bundle. Wait, the robot? What robot? Where's
the robot. There is no robot. No way Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh my god. How far is the
robot oh I get it Nathan I get it
right I'm not being funny but I'm putting spider-man on I just bought it
fuck that I need a code
oh I'm buzzing is you know Glide of the spider-man oh I have to bang that on
motor
What do I get, oh my for an extra 100 I might as well fucking get all of it, Shane as well
for the walking dead, love that.
Now fuck that, who the fuck are you, I don't need that anyway, hang on this ain't Simpsons,
Simpsons
Let's give this a go go on Jamie, do you have a 30 mate? Oh fuck off Chas
What the fuck
Why has he got that skin if that ain't Peter Parker?
discord
uh... chill joining my game brahlin right about when i'm not busy
Fuck's sake
I can't stand him I can't stand him
No one rates me today. I'm having an off day today. No one rates me. No one rates
me today. I don't know what it is. It must be the shirt. Fuck. I should have wore the
brazil shirt. It's very weird though, isn't it? Because everyone has known me like dying
to play in the insurance weird man
ah so sick it's weird in it's yeah Bobby let's play until dawn at fucking one
o'clock in the afternoon chill out mate you're boring
quick at it have I still got it oh my god am I
yo what I would do that no no do the kiss oh my god that's where he's from
minute. Neo tilted. I'll fuck this off if it's fucking Lord of
Bollocks. What's this here? Neo fucking tilted. Langley,
salty springs are watching me pop off. That's not Simpson's
inch. Yeah, back to the studios. Cheers, Jeff. Hello,
Celine. I'm having a warm up. I'm having a warm up. I'm
I'm gonna warm up and then I'll go into it.
There we go.
If you only get to the top of three, what do you mean, Matt?
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n.
Armoury games in a bit, Callum, your shit, Callum, your game.
Next!
God, I'm fucking good at this.
Do you want me to play a game that you can just tell I've not lost it?
That's kind of me right now.
Oh
What a shot what a shot
I'll be game shit on next told you I am not fucking about her
you fucking lowlife little fucking fat cunt virgin what's that sad little bastard
Bastard. What a sad little bastard. What a sad little bastard, a fucking whacking stairs
on and stuff. What a saddo. What a sad, sad, sad individual. Edit in stairs and all that,
Like it's not the 4th of August, 2026.
It's 10 past 1 in the afternoon.
Weirdo.
Oh, the map's changed on reload.
So this isn't going to be the Simpsons.
Well, it looks like the Simpsons.
Where the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you?
What's this?
It'll be changed in 11 minutes, will it now?
Game Audio?
Are you deaf or something?
What a weird thing to say.
I can tell this isn't the Simpsons map but I'll have a little warm up and see what it
So if it's the one where you just keep re-errm, what's your car like?
You just keep errrm...
re-
respawning.
Oh, it's really low.
Shouldn't be, shouldn't definitely have to be out of it.
Oh, so you can only die twice.
10pm in Australia, ayy. Off into Australia, what's happening mate? What would it mean
to do that?
Why I can go anywhere and land on people and kill them.
So how do you win this if you lost a live bar to get the most kills?
alive. Oh shit on! What a gun that I've got by the way. Oh my god.
Yeah, look at you, scats.
What a fucking weirdo stream sniping man.
Why are you stream sniping in 2026 though?
Why are we doing this?
Why are we doing this?
Why are we stream sniping people?
Honest, like a fucking moth to a flame there, then.
Can't be on the roof.
Cattle him, give him a 37 mate, go on the bike.
It was on the roof.
What are they?
Do you think you've fallen damage on this?
Yeah.
Oh, slow.
Nah.
Yeah, I don't think you've done it.
If you would have all said nah, I would have, I, I, obviously I'm going to believe
you do.
all said yeah you might have had me a cartelar
ooo look at that eight little eight yes
a clean down sights
what's this
Here we go, Street Sniper again. No, we're not doing this one.
Am I running really quick here? Is that what it does?
Yeah, it does.
Oh, Supply Drop.
Interesting, nothing gold.
Like a boost.
Is he getting that, is he getting that hook there, don't I?
You're going to let me back in or what?
I've got a feeling now.
Why me could go and kill people I've got one more fucking life mate. Oh, there we go
is that more like it is that what you want to see hey is that what you want to
see thank you very much there we go we're off and running how many people
alive 19
Absolutely fucking shit on.
See it a bit sweeter, you're dead.
Tell me that's the sort of thing I'm capable of.
Dead.
Oh my god!
Oh, whoa!
Quick edit, not asked.
Quick edit, not asked.
Not asked one bit.
It's in a bit, mate.
Not asked.
It's in a bit, mate.
Not asked.
It's in a bit, mate.
Not asked.
me I'm not us little quick edit their little one pump bang dead to the bit who's next one
of them ones there not ask me I'm not asked that is shit
it's mad innit when you start doing well it's apparently a bottom when you
die you shit it's mental
Dad, it's a bit Jonas.
Call and make some more music, you pillock.
reload let's reload oh my god how many people have left
can't be many now. Supplies up here. Nine, how do you know? This is, uh, come on.
I'm locked in here, chat.
up
Chill out
Fucking ever
Yes shit on shit on shit on shit on shit on
Go and grew your mud bastard
When I had you to myself, I didn't want you around, those pretty faces always made me
stand out in a crowd.
Go on, crew, you're my bastard.
why are some of the guns glowing?
absolutely dog shit get out of my game absolutely shit on ever ever ever try
and press me like that again
You fucking slag!
YOU AGAIN YOU STUPID!
Oh my baby, come on!
I was this far. I've purposely saved me reboots.
I was it far?
I've strategically saved me reboots!
Am I in a lobby with fucking virgins here? Is this going to be a proper sad end of the
way?
Yeah, alright, okay, let me lock him then, let me lock him.
I can't win you in it.
Fucking hell that win was fucked then.
That was fucked.
Probably kicked him.
I thought it was Shuriman, innit?
Fucking death, all fucking bastard.
come on mate you have to come out now come on now he's going to get you
oh oh yeah sweet tart
how ya sweet's art?
yeah, this game over for you,ン take, come on love
YEAAAAAAAAS
YAAAAS
ONE GAME
ONE WIN
doosh
doosh
doosh
doosh
doosh
it's what I fucing do
it's what I fucing do
ever
ever chat shit to me again like I don't know what I'm fucking doing some of you
at the start of this season riveting gameplay well guess what it might be
fucking joe's a part of the boss but he fucking gets the wins done it and I've
had a fucking outrage amount of kills how many kills 11
Be the Fox in the House.
Now, mind is calling, aka OGB.
Now mind is calling aka ogb
Hey Connor if you have a 43 mate go on the fucking bike thank you very much mate I appreciate
you bro thank you man
Oh baby give me one more chance tell me that you love me
Fuck it shall I go and win one of the in Simpsons now then? Shall I go and win one
of the Simpsons now then will I? I will do now then mate, yeah.
Baby, oh baby. How long can I throw this fucking case
and open it? Go on, ask Tim, do you have a 31 mate?
Thank you brother. Yeah, I will do it. Boss.
It ain't Simpsons. You fucking said it wass, man.
You fucking tell me one thing. Fuck the hell is it, man? God. Fucking hijacks.
I've matched your prediction for United this year. Yes, mate, same as I've always said.
got five champions in knockouts and probably win a caribou or f8.
You should do manager fever career mode. I mean I am more than happy to do a fever career
mode but I just don't fucking stick with it for some reason.
I think it's out of the room. It's fucking stinks. Can I prestige yet? I can't stand
play career. Can't stand play career. Yeah, Eva chill. No, no and G tonight. I'm actually
got Simon Streamer and he's playing the game so please stop spamming. Thank you.
Oh!
Fuck, a character prestige yet.
Where have all my things gone?
Ah, ooh ghost.
Toughness, dead silence.
That was him down. That's him, that's him.
What's this?
Reflex Fall Grip Suppressor.
Yeah, I love that.
Not today, Scanner.
Oh.
Oh, nice! Fucking hell, yeah!
Fucking dead good, that, yeah!
Proper mint! Matt loved it.
What the fucking hell, man?
What the fuck is this shit, man?
man right month just time I'm out of this bombing that he's waiting but he's not
using the game doing many
nice one cheers dickhead nice kid it's new jacks on their finger and free for
us wise I know the best one for that that's this bad boy
Fuck.
I faked you and I did kill him, look at him.
Fuck off!
fucking hell man your code now for a shater
the advice hostile UAV incoming
yeah I like this it's good this I like this prestige master already right during that
I need someone else can get me account prestige in all diamonds anyone want to do it for
50 quid
How much for someone to go on me I can't get a mod I'm
I'll go 500 and leave it to take you.
Ah fuck off
How many guns is the 10 pounder gun
I can do 10 pound again
New £10 a game, some dickheads getting lad in games, you have fucking Simon in a minute.
What are you doing? You absolute freak. You absolute freak, man.
You're using a fucking thug on a nudge at some end. What are you fucking doing, you
timid piece of shit? Fuck off, man.
I'm killing you, mate.
Yeah, you were fucking arguing with your fucking shit, mate.
The fuck the fuck do you think this is?
Fucking who's this guy? I guess. Fuck off, man.
I can't breath in the other fucking group, you get out of the fucking group, say to the world, come to your Scottish twat.
Oh fuck! I'm not even having this! I'm not having this!
That's a mess! That's a... you've crossed the line there!
You need to get your words or you're fucking off your wee bastard!
You're the only one who doesn't have a shotgun and no drugs or something!
I don't even need a shotgun and your bastard!
You're the only one who doesn't have a shotgun and no drugs or something!
I'm just gonna use the shotgun now to piss you off your fucking...
...fuck your seat in twat!
Go on Hannah!
I'm gonna sit in fucking...
I'm gonna sit in fucking GIMP now!
Whoa! What the fuck's that all about man?
You fucking shoot for that! You've hurt my feelings man!
You shoot to the head!
I will see you! I can't wait for you to go over and fucking
17 you mutant!
You run the bullet fucking over and...
Wolverine's fucking good you dickhead.
You could have at least said someone be your shit.
You fucking fucking fucking sex you twats,
446 and 64.
Two-metre fucking tower over your mammoth,
she's laying there, in dung of the dirty bitch.
Watch six-metre till your munch go on.
Aye fuck off.
What are you saying?
From fucking Manchester, you dickhead, are you from...
Oh, why would I work in support?
Manchester United, the best team in the fucking whole world.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, man's best friend,
Go on the fucking boys come on the halibs go on the boy
If you support
What'd you say if you support fucking mother-whel-off fucking
That's why I thought that's why I thought fucking shit bag
God, your mum the fucking, aw mate, aw, listen, aw, that's fucking guys annoying me man!
You fucking, your mum and I have used your fucking phone to look in the sky like a bitch and moaning, aw, aw, constantly fucking moaning, shut up you death bitch!
Alright, that's all I'm gonna do, I'm gonna show you my, aw, oh, caravan, caravan, aw, aw, caravan!
Dude, aw, you insat ballista, how are they? How are they?
Oh fuck off man! This point is a fucking shotgun!
It's like you laughing at me!
What are you in the leaderboard? What are you?
Oh fuck off, never mind.
Fuck off, you're gonna shot them man!
Do you what I mean? Do you what I mean?
Yeah, but your shit...
Your mum's shit.
Yeah, your fucking dad's shit.
What'd you say?
I'm good, sir.
Well, I actually didn't hear you on, God.
You don't get me again, mate.
Not on, God!
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you on, God.
I made you say it's lies.
Well, I'll be your master.
Fuck you.
Come, boys, you fucking...
Oh!
This can't...
Oh, my God, man!
I fucking hate this, man.
I hate that.
Why is it coming back every time?
Oh, it's like the Undertaker.
Backstreet Boys.
Gets me back.
Fuck off, man.
Yes!
Oh, I don't care how fucking carried it is.
You're wearing 12 key KDs shit, cunt.
I'm not fucking fucking KDs shit.
I was like fuck off.
Fuck off you fucking weirdo.
I can't thank you for beating me up.
Fucking keep like fucking Aven Caravan pack all over the fucking place.
Fucking fucking fucking fucking shit.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fucking Aven Caravan pack all over the fucking place.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
I've got a question for you, Swavy.
I've got a question for you.
Swavy, Swavy, yeah, yeah.
Swavy, I've got a question for you.
How many times a day do you eat fucking custard
due to what?
Just out of the back of the map?
Fucking no!
Use that!
Oh, man, fuck this, damn it.
You've got me here now.
You're using a shotgun.
I'm stuck in noobjacked.
I'm stuck, oh my God, man.
I'm fucked off.
Fuck off, man.
Fuck off.
Do you always sound like that
when you're getting fucked?
False, man.
False, man.
I think you need to take some fucking...
Aye, boob-a-furnace and just calm down, mate.
Yeah, you know what, you know what, mate?
See you, there'll be two fucking heads.
My fucking first step in your job, and you'll have to do it.
What the fuck have I said you big fuck?
Fucking caravan-looking twat.
You fucking...
Oh, you've got a fucking gear stick, you dickhead.
I've got a fucking gear stick.
Yeah, and your mum would be fine.
So you're on the gear stick, you fucking fat.
I'll fucking wrap your mum's head in my fucking exhaust pipe
and make it easy for you to get in.
that in my fucking sauce pattern make it eat you shit oh what the fuck I was
about fours a bit good that was what she fucking enjoyed a map is yeah you
became I slept a second something out here you shag your own mom
I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that, no, no, no, no, no, see, that's like all I'm, I, I start.
What the fuck?
The connection's bad.
The connection's bad.
What if it was fucking bad in your ass?
The connection's bad.
You fucking cuddling drunk with your fucking duchy book.
I meant, I meant, I meant I shagged your mum.
Yeah, that's why I do it.
Wait, fucking toss, fuck off.
Your Fridge is fucking from Samsung
Aw, fucking, I love Samsung
Really? Yeah
I don't like Samsung either, to be fair, it was close
I quite like Samsung
Your Fridge is from fucking Logitech then
I like Logitech
Aw, fucks sake, what do you know, I like man
Fuck it, eh?
You've got, you've got, your Fridge is from fucking
Nokia, there you go
No, I like Nokia
You know, what's wrong with Nokia?
I'm not here yet.
I'm fucking Nokia, man.
I'm fucking cheap out with my balls when I'm fucking banging it on a chin.
It would be advised.
Oh, that was...
Oh, I've just pictured that.
That's gonna be hard as shit.
Yeah, I'll make your mom's shake on me dick.
Oh, is it? Is it? Is it?
Yeah!
Yeah!
I don't...
I don't...
I don't wait for you to like ball the fucking league.
I cannot wait for that.
Ball the league?
We're not even fucking starting yet, you fucking inbreath.
Exactly, and I have an Empress, sorry, I'm fucking Glinty!
Are you fucking bothered?
Yeah, I fell in the act with the hard boy.
Why are you mentioning my balls so much?
Sorry, I was about four.
That's to admit, I...
You don't need to keep mentioning my fucking balls.
I'm not mentioning your balls, you fucking runger!
You see yourself-
I said my balls!
Why would I mention your balls? I couldn't even fuck about your balls!
You fucking airy little fucking weirdo!
If you were to suck your own dick, right, would it feel more like getting your dick sucked or sucking a dick?
That's a fucking great question.
Isn't that, isn't that joy?
That is a fucking great question.
Exactly.
Put me on, what's that one talk show?
What's fucking, who's a guy on that? Who's a guy?
Oh, what's his name? What's his name? What's his name?
What's his name?
Where's the fucking Manchester United man?
What's his name?
Manchester United?
What are you going about?
The over...
The over...
Oh, is it him?
Where the fucking...
Oh, I know I don't like him.
Because he seems to be the main...
What's the guy on that?
And he's...
And he's...
He calls people a baby on that.
And he's...
Oh, Roy Keane.
I fuck him.
Why?
Can you call that Andy Roberts?
What the fuck?
A baby.
I don't like him.
What's that?
No, can you call Andy Roberts?
A baby so you don't like him.
What's that?
What is the babies you don't like him?
Yeah.
I don't know what he's doing.
Honestly, honestly, he's your favorite Manchester United player.
Where are you from?
Manchester United player.
Ah, fuck, we're in there.
Oh really? How about fucking you, mate?
I'm going in the fire, then.
Is it?
Yeah, it is.
Is it?
Fuck me.
Go on, then.
You won't.
What the fuck?
You fucking cussing, Bobby.
I'm waiting.
Wait, you're fucking...
I'm making full promises, mate.
You don't want me.
Oh, fucking shit on that.
I'm doing, I'm playing fucking shit, that's game.
I'm not surprised.
These cunts are fucking, it's going 34 and 20, man.
Gag him in the CDL.
Fuck me, man.
I'm going 31 and 18, should I go in the CDL?
Oh, yeah, I feel like, yeah, listen here.
Fair enough, John.
Right, I can't even mark it to be fair.
Thank you.
Good boy.
Yeah, you're welcome, man.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry?
Listen mate, don't make promises like that
cause you won't get me unbelievably horny in here!
Aha!
What was your thoughts on the Spider-Man movie?
Thought the fucking Spider-Man movie was great mate, what's your thoughts on it?
Oh, I thought it was fucking unbelievable!
Honestly, one of the best of all time!
Really?
One of the best of all time!
What was your favourite bet?
It was!
My favourite bet was when I fucking got my spiderwebs all over your mum's back.
But now we're going to use my mum's hook fist to fuck your mum's fanny.
Oh what the fuck, okay that's a bit unrealistic.
What the fuck is this?
It happened.
It didn't happen did it?
In your dreams.
In your dreams.
What the fuck? What's going on?
I've just been fucking... I've been sat down and electricered!
It's like a lexical! I'm Spider-Man the way home, but hey!
Spider-Man reference, thank you!
Ah, fuck off!
Oh, I've done my part. I've done my part.
Are you... are you... 37, 24? I've got to be honest.
I have to give you respect, my respect is due.
Yeah, thank you, mate.
You played Zombies on this?
Yeah, I love Zombies.
Oh, have you ever done an Easter egg?
Uh, yeah, I've done your Bamsi Easter egg once, you fucking...
Why was it?
Oh, no, where's it?
It's it.
Who boils an Easter egg, you fucking idiot?
Who boils an Easter egg?
It's just a normal egg.
You never should have thought that.
Yeah, you- you- you fucked that one up.
You should apologize for that one, mate.
I was anyway asking you a question, man.
You've been disrespectful.
I feel like I apologize there.
I'm not a part of it. Go on, it's no problem, it's no problem.
It's but I know, have you done any slag before?
Yeah, I've done it, I've done it, you know.
You have not? I know.
I've done that, origins work on a model of dead meat, listen.
If you want any slag done, you're fucking no-
I'm not going to fucking shit for you.
I thought we were having a constructive conversation.
Yeah, I wasn't for you to have to go fuck yourself.
What did you say? I actually didn't hear you there.
That's the problem now, just fucking thought of yourself then.
You know what, I'll send the messenger pigeon to get that message to you while I'm here.
You might as well, mate.
Fuck!
I am popping off here, by the way.
One messenger me saying that you are angry, James.
Yeah, everyone goes that way.
Yeah, that's him. What else has he done?
There's a couple more. Millions in the bank, is that fucking hell?
Must be nice. Get on, mate. Oh, fucking hell, that's a smash shot.
And you're talking to me like this? Yeah, it's all right.
It's alright though, can I get a ice cream out of the other guys?
I've had to give it to the even playing field now
We're back to neutral
I actually didn't hear a word about my microphone
I'm using this fucking controller mic
I'm going 20 frame 40 fucking sets man
Yeah, you know, are you laughing at 5Dimensional mic controller mic?
You know what, you know what? Just because you're a multi-millionaire
You can afford whatever you want
That's not true man, right? Thank you
What'd you say?
Said it's not true
That's twice your dick head
You're a mulch, you know you're there.
Just because you can afford whatever my due one,
doesn't mean you have to laugh at the fact that I'm using my fucking controller, mate.
Yeah, mate?
I know you're not on your controller, anyway.
Ah, what? Because I'm so shit, is that?
Yeah.
No, because your mum can leave your room fucking shoving up a funny thing
or herself with it as a dirty fucking bitch.
Mate, you know what, mate? My mum's actually a way to work.
You know why? Because she has to pay shit to earn money.
Not like you, you can just, you know, fucking earn millions.
Do you know what I mean?
I got this!
I've got a 34 mate!
Oh fuck you now!
Oh look at me!
He's sent to me! Oh look at me!
Of course!
W sub!
Oh that's our state!
We're a bit thirsty are ya?
I have to get some Red Bull you know?
I have to get some Red Bull!
unbelievable ever
oh it's fucking amazing i love the sugar free one
don't mean on a diet
the sugar free one is it
what do you say i actually didn't hear you
because where i should have told you
i said oh i'm man's life
where the fuck were you man's life mate
fifty seven
some people are fucking
oh i've only got this pretty
just shut the fuck up
so where are you nestin
Why are you giving me a paper without a paper?
Not right now, I'm on the Scottish Guys funny stuff.
Thank you, though.
I was gonna play with my phone.
You've just done 25 and 54. You're fucking shit.
I'm fucking medication, mate.
I'm good, I'm good. No the thing is people are hacking in this game. That's what it is
The hackers are not hacking, they're just wham!
The pro players are something. See, there's a guy that's fucking prestige master. Call him man!
Call him, I'll put my hand in your mum's breasts. That's what I'll do.
You fucking pervert!
You've just been talking about how you're gonna do my mum for the last fucking 15 minutes.
And?
Yeah
And, and, fucking do it at least, do you know what I mean?
I'm gonna drink it
I'm gonna multi-million out, do you know what I mean?
You know, if you're gonna do my mom at least, give me some compensation
Do you know what I mean?
Aw, you're begging it you
What did you say?
I said, I said you're begging it
Yeah, I should've thought that was twice your dick, guys
Fuck
Fuck
Aw, go on, go on, go on, go on
I'm going to boss you this game
I'm going to boss you this game
Appreciate it
You call me John McGinn? That's a bit of a problem. That's a bit of fucking just because I'm from Scotland
That's fucking my way back
Stitch them up. Here's my peacekeeper. Fuck off. I'm already dead
I'm dry
Fucksake man
I'm just going to place it on your forehead, I'm just going to place it on your forehead.
Just to assert my dominance, just to assert my dominance, I'm just going to place it
on your forehead.
How about that?
How do you feel about that then?
We've lost the enemy.
Very sorry for your talk, you scum.
Good luck.
One point identified.
I'm the UAV in battle.
Levi's talk to you
No
Yeah, well, can you already fucking lose and I was going to be fucking all in to all in fucking
to not surprise you fucking one
That's not not met funny enough. I've actually got fucking, you know, you know, I've got fucking
What are you on a KD record not point five your big stiff idiot?
Well, you know why that is me. Do you know why that is?
because I'm fucking class that's why you die more than you fucking kill
fucking that's never had a care package you've only ever had you've never even had
your third kill streak you shit couldn't you've only had you avian unlikely strike
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That plays on me, it's what you like it.
No, no, no, no.
Who do you talk to?
Who do you hate?
You never got me to burn, kill a stranger.
Let me see your career overview.
Let me see your combat record.
Let me see.
Goat 70 wins.
HAHAHAHAHA
Fuck off.
Um, your favorite ones, the M27.
You know why?
Because my favorite ones are Ballista.
Some are real man.
I'm like phase of that in 2015.
That's why.
The goat.
Is that what you think?
He's just adapt now.
He's just adapt now.
You don't like it when you say things like that.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's a better touchy subject, isn't it?
Such a subject, isn't it?
Look, that's you. How do I see you?
How do I see you're f***ing old area?
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, you've used the DSR a bit, Farnas.
Yeah, exactly, as you shut the f*** up.
You like domination, don't you?
Yeah, I like dominating f***ing me.
Don't I?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just repeat what I said, is it?
Ha ha ha ha!
F*** off.
Just repeat what I said at this point.
Are we going into your game here, or what?
I can't send you one because you've got too many.
Oh, it's you know what I mean. Fuck you now.
Oh, we're friends.
Oh, yeah, fuck's sake.
Oh, friends.
That's a reference from the in-betweeners.
Have you ever watched that show?
What'd you say, sir?
Nah, I'm not getting me, mate.
I'm not getting me.
You heard me.
Well, zombies might be a bit of a joke,
but I'm not getting me.
I'm not getting me.
What zombies my job play
Dylan Joe fucking well jazz
Late in jibber 26, mate. Thank you very very much brother. Oh
No, no, what he's doing
Simon's got off. Yeah, no, but it's not just Simon who plays mecha. Viz is on there as
well as going with this. Well, I'll have to un-cut it a minute. I'll play mecha later.
Go on, boy. Did you have a 33, mate? Vizion, did you have a five months mate? Go on,
Normal person just chill out here doing the other thing
Oh yeah, there's people in this game chat, hold on
Hey, you'll never walk alone, you're a fucking Liverpool fan
Fuck off, you like her
I'm not just a player in Liverpool, you swats
Anyway, uh, moving on, Daniel Behrle
Daniel Berry, I'll bury your fucking John the Mudger prick
How about that
Um, Easterbrook
Easter, my barely knower
Hey
Demolition you ever plays before
Ethan so morning bro, but it's that was saying big things from you. Here's ginger fuck
I'm not sure mate, so I was surprised we got first blood.
I'm second.
You didn't get accepted.
Fuck sake.
Why'd you come in with a fucking grenade, man?
Oh fuck off.
Do you know what I mean? These guys, I think they're sort of,
but it's something dodgy going on about these guys.
I'm not changing the ads from a week ago, from two months ago.
The ads have been always taking the time.
I'm playing mech it for a bit I'm playing mech it for a bit
Can I just realise I can play this later?
But if he's mad, I'll be on it later.
Play mech it for a bit.
Oh baby, give me one more chance.
I don't know.
Yes, James.
Hello, everybody.
Oh, my God.
Hello, hello, hello.
I hope you've all been absolutely amazing. I know you've had an amazing time in life so far.
Oh my god. What's happening?
In life, so it's hard.
Exactly, in life.
Christ.
I think that even can happen.
Not really.
No, it's an awful story. This is in life in general.
Jamie's about to join as well, I think.
Can you not hear them? Are you fucking deaf?
I don't know.
I said to stay, since I've been ecstasy.
Oh my god.
Who's being, what?
Who is?
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
He's over the times.
This is, what's he said?
Oh, we can't repeat.
We can't repeat.
Oh wow, I might be able to.
What is it he said?
It's not a message.
Right, open steam.
Some reason I'm being painted is something I'm not.
Hey, Ron Seller, Ron Seller!
Alright, just gotta get a verification code, nice.
Can I make the lobby?
Yeah, go on.
I reckon so, mate.
How many? 10?
Maybe do 12 to be safe.
Yes, sir.
Hey, oh.
Name is that
Hey little mesh chair to four months mate. I'll be into the 34 mate go on the fucking bike. Thank you bravout
And I don't know now. I'm second-guessing myself. I think it's why is it not edited?
Vis are you able to send the link to this discord to Jamie? Oh my god pissing it down
Whose friends with Jamie underscored
yeah I've just sent my friend the first piece
actually it will do
no it won't
should we just go inside and sort of
wait if he usually does that
he'll be able to see it
I'm not having what's up it's just
there we go
It's raining, it's pouring, the old man was snoring, he went to bed and bumped his head
and couldn't get up in the morning, could he have passed away in his sleep?
That is the sad thing.
Oh, let's have a look.
There we go.
Oh, friends.
Oh, I'm buzzing you there.
Oh, okay, let's do this.
She's a woman, Lou, I knew.
She's a woman.
The way you just presented that is, I might have to do a reverse card on you.
Sure that is, that's going to be a distant story.
Oh God.
Alright.
get him I have joined the server just to update everybody what the fuck why is
What have I not got a name?
A nameless...
One, two, three, four, five.
It's everyone that's in the call.
Yes, everyone.
Oh, yes.
Mocky J. Tile, please, to mega-chameleon with my best friends.
Thank you.
Thanks, mate.
Nooo!
S-I did not exist!
Yeah, look at that game.
What game?
X8.
Oh.
It's been a while, I've not played it.
Is that the game where you're like in a swimming pool?
Nah, you're in a subway and you go for your spot in normally.
It's the anomaly one, yeah.
I'm looking back on what I heard about it.
Wait, it's back from the game where you're trying to escape with flipping...
I must have called Finn Incot literally messaged me just now, so we did a music video, like, back home or something else.
I don't know, I don't know what that is.
Um...
Three...
Give it a go, seven?
Yeah, give it a go.
Oh!
Oh my god!
They've got Chaz-a-Build on here now, I've not played this in ages!
I see you!
That's fucked, no way!
There are moats as well.
Is there?
Seriously. Oh, I'm Hans. What is wrong with you?
Oh, yeah, plenty of them.
Let's go. Let's go.
What the fuck is this, man?
He meant to hide on this.
We're looking at nominees, mate. Or beating nominees.
Yeah, I like that.
All right.
Yeah, fuck to match yourself up with a word in this map.
You might see me no matter how I am.
What about?
What the hell is that?
Yeah, it's fucking massive
But he's there places to hide.
There's also not meh!
No, you'll be able to find people quite easily.
Unless this goes on...
This way as well.
Wait, it joins up that way.
Oh, fuck you now.
Is this the AI-created map?
No, it's not for meh.
No, it's not for meh.
No, it's not for the game.
Fuck.
Is this the way you get...
No, it's not for meh.
You might get lost in the process of even trying to find us.
Right.
see it off of you. No, it isn't that big. It is big but not that big. Oh, this is just
not some... That's good. It's big enough. Right back at the start. You never want to
do that. It's a lube. It's a lube. It's a lube. Oh, Jesus, didn't even see you there.
That's a good thing, essentially.
Well, that is the game.
It's going to be tough thing to see, mate.
Oh, god.
Ginge gives me vibes of just, like, dark corner,
just hide there kind of.
No, no.
I would never do that.
I'm not that sort of player.
But I can't say it.
I will say it.
I can't exactly express myself on this map.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Thank you. Thank you. Clock that shit.
He's utilizing the creativity.
Oh my god.
Bro, I'm not following you. I'm trying to find some of my time.
Oh my god.
There's nothing.
Okay, you know what? We're going to have to just make that work.
The entire house that I had might just go is absolutely AWOL.
Yeah, it's not really.
It's part of the vibe, isn't it?
It does have to be like that.
Second word
You might be shot at my pain as well as crazy in it
That's good that Jamie has class that class. Yeah, that's class that
Are you better than like be know and Jakey jinch I've actually offended yeah, they're shit. Yeah, they are shit
They don't put any time enough into it.
Alright, here we go.
I'm not ready.
No, yeah.
It doesn't matter.
I'm not ready.
I'm pretty upset by this.
Oh my gosh.
Let's see, where are you going?
I have no time.
You're on me.
On rule.
Okay, I mean, I am looking at the first room and there's nothing.
They're hiding spots.
Yeah, there's just like, there's nothing here.
Someone's not even nice.
Yeah.
There's nothing here.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
There's nothing.
Someone's not even like starting. I'm done for a journey. I wouldn't even bother. Oh
Thanks, bro, thanks
I'm doing Gemma it really good. It's good. Yeah, it's you ain't no spot me. Yeah, no chance. Thank you
There's upside-down stuff here
Is Jamie?
Sorry?
He's never going to find J.D.
Not bad, is it?
What is this?
Why is there a pool of blood?
What is this?
How do you do that?
You can't call me a swear ever again.
Me?
Why the shit?
Ah, it's good, it's good, it's good.
Alright, yours?
I feel like I'm just...
Oh, okay, there's actual stuff here.
Why does this go quiet?
What happened?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Well, he's got basically half of his good painting, mate.
It's pretty rough out here I mean one of you is uh, oh, okay
I couldn't find nowhere. I'm sorry, mate. Ah, that's bad that way that shit
I
Yeah, there's no way I couldn't do anything
I
James on a madness
Yeah, James is.
Where am I going?
Oh, the game.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
And my bait.
My bait, you're a chubby light, bro.
How is a light fat?
He got a fatty.
What?
Josh is a sweat.
Yeah, Josh is a sweat.
I've seen Josh.
I've seen his as well.
Oh, Tali is fucking a man.
Wait, I haven't seen Tali yet.
Wait, what?
What a shot.
It's not great.
Oh, Tali up.
Yeah, Tali's not good.
In here.
Oh, Vizzys smashed that!
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I think Vizzys is really...
Yeah, you've actually smashed that, Vizz.
Oh my God, that's where Josh is! What the fuck?
Yeah, Josh is so...
Where am I going?
You've read it up to the end of the podium.
180...
There should be a poem in the game, actually.
I just want to do this.
NEO!
NOOOO!
DAAAAAAH!
He's all my fancy poking out.
It's very got bronze medal.
Hmm.
Nah, right now. I've got the gold medal.
This is pretty good.
Yeah, here's the issue.
Yeah, I haven't seen Talia.
No, you have me.
I've seen you a little bit.
I don't know how bad it is to do these rooms.
Yeah, I'm running. I'm running. Oh
Still
Yeah, I'll say it heavy bias
Oh god! Mad! Mad!
Jammie bastard!
Thanks for that. Got a clip now.
Do you think?
Jamie, I mean, I'll be on this mate.
Yeah, Jamie's the same guy.
No, you look like you ate the lollipop.
It's the belly!
Oh, Lou, yours was fucking shit, mate.
How are you gonna say that?
may use the way
i'm warming up
get get get me a fucking normal mat may come on it
it's a little bit
you have a lot of other places i don't have to do
but i was the same day
the same
it feels like there's nowhere to hide but actually i think because
everything's a bit weird
you can get away with that kind of work here
yeah
I felt like I had enough time to look around the map quite a bit more.
Polkaf Jensen, yeah.
We were also looking around the map. If we played it again, we would have...
Yeah, like we would figure out how to make the map.
I looked around the new map, I had a kind of mid.
Yeah.
But the official ones are kind of mid.
You must be gonna pass on there.
Maybe you're staying...
Oh, no I just don't.
Josh, do you have any other maps that are not viruses that you can send as well?
What have you done for this time?
This is a class.
There's like a new one.
New what?
Yeah, a bank price.
Bank price.
Bank price.
This is good.
Yes.
Oh, I thought it was good.
I've done it, I've done it, it's just downloading.
Subscriber.
Is it new?
Aylo, you said it five times, so it's probably.
The bank, yeah, the bank, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ginger knew how to download maps.
I've actually already done it, mate.
I've done it.
and decent mean the same thing but I mean different things
it's crazy innit
do they mean the same thing?
decent is better than mid
yeah, if a girl was describing me I'd rather be decent than mid
that's what I'm saying
yeah 100%
I would use mid as an insult, I would use decent as an ex
and it hurts as an insult as well
is decent a polite way of saying mid?
no, no
it's fine
decent is mid but I'm okay with it
I'm okay with it. Thank you
I hear you but I mean different things in when you say them, but really yeah acceptable
I'm okay with me. Just decent. I'm not okay with
Me subscribe I have to load it
I mean
I don't believe you.
I'm having an energy drink.
You know what I'm having as well?
I've got an ice cold drink.
What you're having as well?
Guess the flavour.
Oh, is it vanilla ice?
No, you're never going to get it.
Is it the apple and orange?
Citrus lemon.
That's not.
Apple and orange isn't the flavour.
It's food, it's food, food, apple and ginger.
Food, food, apple and ginger.
That's what I've got.
Is that to them?
Yeah.
See, I told you I'd never get it.
I'm a red fool, mate.
I know it.
There's no way Simon has that one.
Yeah, he does.
I literally have that one right now, man.
Do you?
Yeah, I do!
Ah, you got a jinch.
Have you actually got a jinch?
Oh my god, a jinch.
Yeah, I have.
You can force it.
It's your force.
I don't name them.
What'd you say, Talius?
Sorry.
You got no internet. I'm not.
Ooh, do I go to the internet?
Nah, I'm on the internet right now.
Like, nine minute there, yeah.
Wow, I get that. I get that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Horrible, horrible Southern masses.
Why would you wish that up on me?
Who's massive?
Whoa, who's massive?
Oh, my God.
What is this one?
It's Viz, Viz, Viz.
Oh, my God.
Wait, my map's not.
What the fuck?
This is back here.
This is the second one.
You didn't download it, mate.
I fucking did it.
It said subscribe.
You didn't do it, though.
It paused down on it.
I can't really show it.
No, it's all right.
I'll just fucking watch this one.
He's got an old black.
I'm just gonna try and hide, I'm just gonna try and hide.
You're trying to hide?
Yeah, that's what happens.
But when you get found, you can find us easily, because you're always gonna see us.
No, I'm not the hunter.
I'm the hunter.
This is, I've picked the complete wrong...
Need to be a round person on this one.
Yeah, I did not do that.
Thrilled.
Right, I'm gonna bang someone's stream on so I can actually see them up.
Oh shit. Oh do you know what? This is not gonna go well and that's okay.
Who is? Oh it's you. Yeah no. That's actually genius chat. Leave me alone.
Wow. Chat do you hear that? Leave me alone. I fucked it. I think I fucked it.
Let's try this, screw it.
That's not good.
Yum.
I'm trying to move but I don't know where I'm moving to.
Maybe I'm not good enough.
Oh, I don't think so.
I'm just getting lower and lower from the map.
Thanks, I'll try.
Probably alright though.
Um...
Alright.
Aye.
I'm just gonna give this a go.
Scram it.
You are a thick boy.
Cheers.
What?
Sorry.
Just as Pat thought himself.
Yes.
Do that in a mirror three times a day just to get me going.
You're just there right, man.
You are.
each to their own
wait
each?
God I hate the way it starts counting down that
each to their own
you've got quite a chance
a 50 second of it counts down
yeah it makes you feel like there's no time
when there is some time
can you not do that thing anymore?
well as you can't be
yeah the opacity
nah you're a little
yeah but actually
yeah
too many sweats
acts
Oh, this is going horrifically at whatever I'm done out.
Shit balls!
Oh.
Fuck your mum, why?
Whoa.
Sorry.
I thought you didn't do that to my mother.
Well,
as long as she can sense it's fine.
That is absolutely true.
Yeah, she's on there, it's fair.
Exactly.
You do want to go out and call him.
I'm mental!
That is a kind of accident.
Oh, I'm not.
Bro, I was dying but I'm not going to be able to finish.
This is what I'm competing with.
Oh, six, seven.
No, I think this is...
Aye, this map. I hate this map so much.
There's no poses though.
This might be right.
Alright.
Oh God, you can go about that.
Mine is towards you, beautiful.
I mean, immediately.
Immediately?
Aye.
Aye.
Nice.
I had no time.
I'm okay.
Hang on.
There's a lot of people who know us.
I was under the chairs.
Oh, I'm never getting fun.
Come on, people around.
No.
I can see you looking at me right now.
I can't see the map. Yes. I've got a thousand points.
you just walked out
You know what I'm here for Josh suffering now
Easy if I was a different bloody shape
as if you missed the scene and it was like I feel like it could have been a clone. This
is horrible. Keep running me my points more. You don't have to shoot things, I hope.
Yeah, that's what I was looking for. What was the light for?
It was from the front, you couldn't see it, like I had no idea.
Yeah, everything is round and I was so square
That's cool. He ain't finding Lou
Yeah, Lou's there's no way
Ah Jamie
No, impossible, Jamie, possible
I don't know, I don't know
No, no, he ain't finding Jamie, he ain't finding Jamie
Viz, he's not finding him
He'll probably have come
That's not a person, no, I don't know
Oh, Viz, you smashed that
Shut up, Jynch
Yeah, I was already joking
Oh
He's not finding Lou. He's not fine. No, he's so good. Oh
He is not fine of his how much money do you want to find this Josh?
So no, no, I think higher than that
By
I'm gonna tell you something afterwards all right
I'm a text you something.
What the hell?
Oh, there's that everywhere.
There's so many people.
There's all the red books.
This is a trick.
Oh.
The eyeballs.
I see it.
I see it.
Yeah.
I see it.
I can't move them, Gemma's.
There is an issue with mine.
There's a little bit of one, isn't there, because I'm thinking that, you know?
Yeah.
I couldn't do it anymore.
The question is, really, is what is the motherboard doing?
Whose board? Mother's board?
Yeah.
The motherboard, what is it really doing in certain situations?
I don't know why you see my eye, wouldn't I?
I'll give you a clue. None of them are on the roof.
Yeah, that's a good place.
Yeah?
I mean...
That's a good one.
I can't Mark.
Hey Josh.
Yeah?
Just look up.
Oh no.
You're looking at me.
Oh no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's why no one would have found me.
Wait, how did he get you though?
get you that because he was a light on the wall okay. I did ask that but I don't want to beat it up.
Ginge was underneath me with an arrow pointing at me.
Pointing in the great fairness I didn't know where I was on the map.
Did that make it alright? Thank you.
I said he wouldn't find Jamie because he literally looked at Jamie and walked away.
Yeah he walked past me.
yes I want to up these staircase right and I saw 100% plus yeah that was
my lowest one my worst yeah it's been quite nicely now I know it's there it's
very obvious but yeah yeah
no on Jin yes and I wrote you can see them up yeah that's also one arrow well
Jinder than darkness, but you can see it
Now I don't know where to have a little villain art like Lou tried and
But yeah, but the thing without Simon the thing with that is an eye for an eye would make the whole world blind
Now you don't have to do it
No, the more like that
what we got one left each.
Yeah, but then, no, so I took Simon's eye,
he took my eye, but because he just took my eye,
I'm gonna take his next eye,
and because I've just then took his eye,
and he's gonna take my eye.
Do you have any ideas on that?
Well then it sounds like it then gets resolved.
Yeah, but then everyone was blind,
it made the world blind.
But how are we gonna do it, then you're blind.
Now why is Jamie blind if you take my eye,
and I take your eye, and you take my eye,
and I take your eye?
Because Jamie's pissed off that I've took your eye.
So then I've took his eye.
But how are you gonna take your eye if you're blind?
This is a quote from Gandhi, like, do you know what I mean?
He's fucking, I don't know, it's just a quote.
Is that Gandhi?
Gandhi.
I don't argue, you take one eye and, you know, you take a wheel away from a bike, you still wear a unicycle.
Yeah, but if you take a wheel away from a wheelchair, you can't use it.
So don't always work.
It's like a roller blade.
He's got a knack, he's on the left, not the right, not in the middle.
It could work.
circles constantly. Oh good God. Um I'm gonna get a beverage quickly. I've got a few more
people in here. Oh lovely. I don't need to make a new hobby. I don't know how you do
because you use the password. How do you? How do you know? Hello hello. Can you see the
message above? Lose message. Without reading it out loud. Yeah. I can see I can see lose
message yeah that's the the top one is the lobby name
I don't add it oh oh from the 31st
no it's this one no it's alright I'll read it out to you
the job there is if I did that it'd ruin it
I get it. Thanks. It's fine. It's all right. This will be stuck. Yeah. Go on.
This is the of a bastard. Go on. This is the of a
Oh
Fucking up all focus in the matter sir
Yeah, just actually clicked on
Twice actually
There's loads of new things mate. They've got your old build on there now
Yeah, that's the onsite
Oh click subscribe again, I've clicked it once
This item has been added to your subscription some game will require you to relaunch them. I don't need to do that on this one
I don't need you for this one I don't know if he's downloaded me download pause
apparently but where does one see this yeah you know I've Simon I've done that
No twice. No, it's a you do that and then the map should download. Yeah, he's at the bottom is it?
It's literally two buttons, Jinj. Oh
I'm gone hang on a minute. I've got some pause at the minute. Oh
That's probably the issue then if I just go
And then
I'm going to make a Chameleon starting download.
Yeah, we're moving now we've got scrambled egg.
I just want to go to drink and come back. What's going on?
Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting there.
I thought it was me, I thought you looked a shot in Jamie, they were all not working.
No, I just download everything, I think, I don't know what's coming through there.
Oh, there's loads of new maps.
My god.
My food is on the road now.
It's not good.
No way, you have plenty of time.
Wait, how far is it?
One minute.
Alright, can you go Hunters, you know?
Yeah.
I don't think Gens will be done until...
How many Hunters do we have?
I'm done.
Oh, wait, there was just one right now.
He's plummeting.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out!
Hey!
Yeah, it could probably be better because I need to get there.
3 minutes. Oh, fine then. Perfect. Oh, chill.
Oh, here we go. Oh, my God.
Who's hunting? Oh, my God, yes.
Who's hunting? Who's hunting?
I'm hunting.
Oh, I wasn't even a hunter, Steve.
I wasn't even standing on the beard.
Wow.
I was standing on the beard.
B-A-R.
It's always just tempting to be an animal penis, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, it really can.
That is fun.
That is fun.
If you do go an animal penis, I will appreciate it before I shoot
What are you gonna do to appreciate it?
Well, I'm gonna take a look at it and then I'm probably gonna shoot
Oh my god, what are the emote's eating its own ass?
What?
What are the new ones?
The dog size.
The dog size.
I got too quick.
Torf either, scrapping his own ass.
Ah, it's disgusting that.
No, you can't say that.
Why is that not...
I said that, didn't I?
The laundry's dry.
He's dead, though.
You mean?
How the hell do you do that?
That's not where they're at.
Oh, how do you...
Have to work.
Oh, my God, there's so many different poses now.
Yeah, there's pure.
Uh-huh.
I don't even know what I want to do.
Oh.
Really hide.
Yeah.
I'm actually not doing that currently.
I'm stuck in a brown broom.
Oh, for God's sake, it's a creepy game.
I've got 80 seconds left. Oh, per.
Oh my god, that's quick.
You have a pose I wanted. That was okay.
I've got to set a goat in my den, for fuck's sake.
Set a goat in your den.
No!
Oh, this game.
I've run back from a previous experiment.
Is it phallic shaved?
No, it's not even mate, it's actually really curved to be honest.
What is it called phallic, come from the land?
Sure.
It's got to be saying old.
I don't even know what's going on here. Oh my god.
I'm ready.
I just have an idea. I want to do it last minute.
Let me have a look at what everyone else has done.
Oh my god, I'm ready.
Oh, okay.
This is actually cool.
I'm very smart. How good you guys were at this game actually.
This is nice.
It would be so perfect if I was perfect on the start.
I just made a lot, but I guess you guys have as well.
We have frozen.
It's got to be people
You can still carry that one
You're playing
No, no, like, if I move, I'm screwed, I think
I've just got to
Let me look, let me look
Okay, look up
Before you go in, Lou
Oh, how are you doing?
Yeah, I've smashed it, I've smashed it, I've smashed it
I've got a line to show you
Don't go in, look at the boat
I've smashed it
Don't go in
Fidges are hard, bro
Thank you
What the fuck?
Hey, we'll see you survive on this then, Simon
Yeah
All right, all right, we will
No worries
Mine is absolutely...
I'm going to find a clue.
Can we all agree that Ginger's is us?
Jamie, well done.
I just think we should all spread positivity and shit in the world.
What is this?
Yeah, Ginger's.
We'll see you then.
I love being the underdog anyway.
You just want the fuck.
You just want to hear it.
Um, hold on a minute.
I'm just kidding.
If I were to switch up.
That's a cool plan.
If I missed something.
Simon, go.
No, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's good.
What happened to yours?
Um, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Oh.
Wait.
Oh, God, this.
Who's sucking himself from the desk?
No, no, no.
No, no.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I didn't actually hide until it said like 40 seconds
I'm playing a game that she's not behind it.
Aye Jamie's is actually nuts.
Jamie's is so good.
Josh what are you doing?
It's terrible.
What are you doing?
Nah you'll find at least like three I think.
Josh is the guy sitting at a desk.
I'm not even gonna fucking comment on that please
not even a fucking comment on what he's gone by there
I
Will not find Josh
Three people
I'm not looking in. I'm actually
easy. Two of them are so easy.
Hang on. I'm all right.
You're not laughing anymore.
Are you? You're not laughing anymore.
You're not laughing anymore.
This map is not easy.
I think I was fine
I need to know you see the light the far side
It's just walked into a closed
It just got a bit of a lose
Louper
Yeah, you've got you should have found there's a lot sooner there. Oh you found me
But I said that opening is fine this first
Who plays permanently from hunting
Next you're right
Oh Simon, I didn't know you could hang out.
You see this, look, flying.
Yeah.
Oh.
I'll subscribe that, yeah, still.
I'll subscribe that.
What a graveyard.
I've still got my steams of the Germany.
I'm sorry.
Oh wait, what?
I've got blue tickets.
I've just been fucking kicked.
Have we been hacked?
I think we've all been kicked.
Oh shit.
Oh, shit, the Wi-Fi has gone down.
It is about, I might have done you boys, I might have done you.
Should I unsubscribe?
It didn't load, so there's no one.
Who got chosen more?
I'm unsubscribed.
I'm unsubscribed.
Unsubscribe, unsubscribe.
New name and password is gonna be...
I'm unsubscribed.
I clicked it.
So how do I unsubscribe if it's not subscribed?
What?
You haven't subscribed, so you don't need to.
It said I had, though.
Oh, man, I've got no charging.
You got it, bro
It's a big condom
That's why I've never heard of it
Yes, I can't join you
We're doing a different lobby
You're enjoyable, bro
I've got plenty of people here
I've got plenty of people here
Oh, I'm in the lobby
Yeah, I'm in the lobby
Is it a different game version?
Is there been a hunt there?
I can just restart and make a new lobby if you want
I've quit. I've quit. Yeah, I've just had to quit. I'm reloading, but thanks for my phone board that bro
You're on the line. I'm never
tough choice
You are crap. I
Actually have just
I mean
Well, you didn't
Chokes on you because I didn't get found I'm here
I want to run it back in a bit. I need redemption, but I need to I need to fucking
I need to shine myself
Should choke yourself out to get myself to look at me self
would you have done shim pads and everything like full kit so yeah 100%
my shim pads count as a bro yeah why why why shim pads if you find a western
yeah you're not actually gonna play for west down by the way man
Wait, what?
I mean, I mean, I mean, at this rate, who's...
Relax, Fizz.
Who's this?
Don't ask it, don't ask it.
Is someone leaked?
No, why? What seems to be the problem there?
He wants you to read out what it says.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
We...
Cottage.
Yeah. No, you're not the KLTG.
No, they're cottage, cottage, cottage.
Cottage.
I don't know what's happened.
I actually don't know what's happening
Is this everyone?
Sping just put himself
A OJ because it's king of the jungle
Tennyson please stop making that
That's actually so cringe
That's actually, oh honestly
Cringe man
Cringe
Nah nah nah nah
I'm sorry I'm with him on that one man that's the big achievement
He ate a bug and then got a leaf hat
Wait are we on about fucking me?
Nah
you think it was all about you?
Well, 8 of bugs sounds familiar.
And it wasn't a bug, it was a crocodile's anus!
It was ass!
That's a weird break.
That's a nice.
Alright, we're all in I think.
Ok, I'm trying not to do another trojan.
You can do portal test chamber.
That's fine.
I've got that.
I thought I thought it was the most popular one week.
I thought I thought it was the most popular one week.
Is it the circular one with the rhinos and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's not much in that.
You spin me right round, baby, right round.
I feel like a baby right round, right round.
Oh, do you want something? I'm really loving it. The minute. Yeah, anyone
like my one week of finance. Yeah, I just see these ones.
I'm gonna wait for it to kick in. I've just I've just put it on now.
Just as if it is a big, big intro, big intro.
So that is the song that were great. So I didn't even give us the chorus. I keep going there. I'm sorry
Nice for me for me to sake your second look
Oh, baby. Give me one more chance
Show me that you love me how do you please but me
Back in your heart. Oh darling. I was blind to let you go. Let you go, baby
Yeah, thank you
It's only you run it is if you subscribe to it's fine. I think I think just pray man
On steam you can go and talk to subscribe
What is this?
I should have chose plum.
I'm not a big one getting plummed.
I'm doing a big plum.
Oh are you?
There's ever a time to try a big one.
What the fuck?
What is this?
What the fuck can I do?
Oh no, not one of these again.
definitely a trucker
he's massive
um a fitzy
favorite of five mate go on fitzy
thank you very much for the five gifted brother go on the fucking bye
Thank you very, very much, Fixie Mate. I appreciate that a lot, brother.
Fucking go on, my boy.
Oopsie! 211 months, mate. Fucking go on.
Welcome in, man.
Hey, Fixie, have a good fight again, brother. Thank you, mate.
What are you wearing?
Just what are you doing?
Well, er...
In here.
Why are you screaming that block?
Shit.
This is not...
We got a match, though.
Don't let me. Don't let me.
Sizzies. Sizzies.
I don't do one thing in the middle, just change.
Yeah you're right.
Fucking hell son.
You look like an asshole though.
Yeah he is.
I don't know what you mean.
Actually like my one.
Look at me.
Yours is tight just.
Is it a big map?
No.
No, it's actually quite small.
It is a big something.
You're the missing blackout, Meltzer.
I'll put my boxers off in about two minutes.
No, no, I don't think so.
You stick.
Can he stop, though?
You can press M to mute him.
I think I like him doing it.
I like him, yeah.
I can't do it.
I knew you, little freak.
What's going on?
Oh, look.
What do you mean, you little freak?
Look at what you're doing.
Do you not know what that is?
Yeah, that's why you go to me.
It's because the map's dark.
That's actually quite a good shit, I would say.
Yeah, it's your state of it.
I'm so intrigued to see what the hell you guys are doing.
I'm rushing into a fucking casino.
He looks fucked up.
It's really good bow
Here we go
Oh my god
What I can't fucking see anything
Fuck you
Let's have a look at this
Hey is it medibilist?
No it's not good
No it's not good
Oh I see what you guys have done
Hey
My screen is also just changed color.
What?
Harry's is good.
Have you not got a map?
No, I have.
Did I just press something?
Come on.
There's really good stuff.
That isn't.
There isn't that nice stuff.
Oh, so I can't tell if it's in them or not.
I mean, screen's just really dark.
I can just, I can kind of...
That's how many times you click on it.
It's nice.
I love yours.
I love yours.
Oh, this is gonna be easy then.
Please mate.
How do you make it work?
Yeah, how is that possible?
I made it.
Tolly is just not gonna get like...
He's not gonna go near you.
No, but I actually wrote the green screen.
Green screen's gone.
Oh, I hear you.
I write it, bro.
I see better underneath than I do.
I love the music now.
I can't fucking see the map, man!
Ah, you got graphic drivers in like five years ago, that looks a bit
I've never seen this
You've got two songs in here because I got called shit
Yeah, you got called shit, but you could see your fucking, I'm gonna minute
Nah, this actually might
Alright, based on someone near me there
Just like to drive up some more mate
I'm looking to eat the stream bro
I'm sorry
You see what I mean?
Can someone tell me how cold?
You've been boiling, you've been boiling, you've been boiling, you've been boiling, you've been boiling
Oh yeah, Harry's on the car
Oh, it's unfair
You're looking at me currently
Where the f**king hell is the gate to get out man?
There, that's it, that's it
Where's that horror game we can bed at where by him?
I'm scared of that dinosaur, he makes weird noise, he does.
Fuck, he's not laughing, dickhead.
Maybe Ash, it was bad for you to be so frightened when he's green so dark.
I thought you said Harry's.
I'm afraid for an eye's back.
Oh my days, I've just seen him green.
See what I mean, man?
I'm just, you've got to change, right?
I
You know what you do
You need to fix it cuz right now
Oh shit
Oh no
You stood on Jamie's face
Fuck off
You also like Harry's like sniffed at the gun
Yeah, Harry's fucking in this car but I can't see in the car
I've got to see your screen, bro.
Oh, yeah, he's dark.
See what I mean?
You might be the worst in the world.
I can't see how my fucking eyes run.
Shoot that guy, you'll find it.
Let's fight with me some more.
Throwin' your bra on us all, bro.
Oh, yeah, can you put in the bra at this year?
I've done that one, I did, cad.
Ha ha!
Oh, shoot!
Hi, Harry.
Harry, congratulations.
There's loads of stuff.
Wait, can you paint your body when you're for the hunter?
Like, in game?
Yeah, in the lobby.
Yeah, in the lobby.
Oh, only in the lobby, I was gonna say.
Cos you can paint yourself like Luminus and then you see things.
Yeah.
No! I fucking didn't shoot a bonnet!
You must have got, like, the toe in my head, like, seven times.
Yeah, yeah. Fuck. Oh, I saw that. Oh, he was in the dinosaur as well. Yeah. I couldn't
see but. Fuck sake. I had the issue after I just. Fuck sake. I'm trying to get on
time and thinking it makes a fucking noise. Same as yours. Mones in my ears.
Mum, mate, someone's caught in the grass. You fucking mind!
It's time to click it. Oh. Someone's are working there!
He's just shouting at us. Are we shinty or anything?
Someone's mowing on us. We're going fast, bro.
Just doing this job again, so, I don't...
I have to say, I don't know.
Smashing it mate, what the fuck, it pops all the way!
No, there's no way.
No, I'm joking, I was mopping all the way mate!
Yeah!
What is happening?
Great phrase of him now.
Oh, does anyone want to be Hunter?
I don't mind being Hunter.
I don't mind being Hunter.
I'll go Hunter this time.
Last time you said don't limit the burden, Hunter.
Well, yeah, I fucking tried, but the game don't want it.
Sorry about that, because that's the Simon Gardner.
We heard you apologise, James.
Fuck.
We're good.
Probably get cooked.
Well, hopefully I can fucking see.
Oh, this is one of my favourite maps.
Oh, is it?
All I can hear is birds.
Did we do this yesterday?
Sound like a Saturday night in my house.
Simon got some good memories of us, mate.
Yeah, us we still hear birds.
This is a...
What?
Me and Big Steve.
my house. Simon got some good memories. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We go
fucking way back. I think it is. Yeah. I think it is. Yeah. I was there. I was there.
Oh my God
Oh my god, no you got mad wait no that's it wait wait wait you can go down this portal
I'm gonna turn around again and left him out. Wait that is... Wait I fell through the... Oh!
He's gone, he's gone. Oh yeah. You can just walk forward.
I'm not leaving that spot. She's never getting anyone doing that, is she? No. Am I good?
Hello! Is that me Harry? I don't know.
It can be like... Fuck. I'll do it. They can do that.
Oh
I'm trying to listen to some key words to help me key one oh three
Is this new paint? I'd paint yourself. Oh, that's the
I'm just going to do that, you know.
Oh no, there's a wall here.
I need to find a hiding spot.
A portal's over there.
What's this for a fucking genius play?
This will be genius.
Guys, that time is running out, guys.
That time's running out.
Oh my back here.
It is, yeah.
There's a very easy spot just here, I think.
Well, I don't know what I'm going to do.
Down there is really easy when you're down there.
Damn, damn where?
round just was
Lee what are you doing?
I'm painting. Oh, I'll show you the business about to be in time to pay. This is not good
Do this right?
Little target. Yeah, and then oh
Okay, I was gonna do the same thing, but
I've not had time to pay myself. I'm not painting. I'm not paying myself at all. Here we go
Lock in
How long's left the time it's not on my screen
seconds
But Lee you see me
You got a time it's like you're in the gap
In between you
Yeah, yeah, wait, I want to do this as well
What's happened? Oh, no
Hey, why am I okay?
I felt through the map.
I felt through the map.
Yeah, same.
It's actually decent.
Thank you.
See?
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
like
Do not come again.
Oh god. How do I turn that sound off? That's terrifying.
Oh, that's what you can do. Do you like it, Viz?
Do you like my spot?
Harry's the one that's played by the rules.
Why in the fuck have I got no points?
There's no rules in this game.
I really thought that was something like that.
I don't really know how to maintain this. I'm just sort of a...
What are you expecting?
What the hell is going on?
I'm on like, for a while now.
Oh no.
Oh god, there's actual portals.
Yeah.
Ah-ha!
Shit.
Oi!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
I can't get through there.
Wait, why do I get to go through there?
Is it because you got to go through there?
Is it because you got to go through there?
Oh my god, oh my god!
Yeah, because I played out of a bitch.
Yes.
Aim labs coming in between them.
Here we go.
Yeah, I now walk.
Yeah, I'm scared.
Right.
She's so angry.
I'm ready. Oh my god. Look at the
points. That's bullshit.
What? How do I make this stop
making noise? Oh god. It's so
loud in my ears guys. No, how
do I make that stop? Are you
might just go to say it.
Press it. Press anything. No,
I tried that. Yeah, my
You're getting garnered, Lord.
Just move away from it.
I've said it. No, because I feel like I don't trust it.
No, I'm going to be looking straight out someone online.
I just can't see them.
That is one.
Oh, OK. Can I jump down?
No, OK. Relax, bro.
That's good, that, Josh.
Yeah, man.
I can't tell where I am and where I'm in.
He's not reading, will he?
Get out of me, Daryn!
That's good, that, Josh.
No, I can't see!
This one?
Actually, I don't know everyone else this week.
I don't know where I am!
Jamie, oh Jamie!
How do I leave?
Disgusting.
Oh, this is different, okay.
You can't freak out for a ball.
Oh, no, it's not.
What the fuck, how?
Oh!
What the hell?
Right.
How did that happen to me?
Oh my god, I've actually cocked, I've cocked, I've cocked.
I've had no whistles.
You're going crazy.
I'm just shaking.
I'm not.
I'm cocked.
I'm cocked.
I am absolutely cocked.
Listen to the whistle.
Listen to the whistle, Talia.
Come on.
You're over there.
I can't.
You go back and go through the portal.
I've accidentally cocked.
Do you hear that whistle?
No, it's not with me. I don't need to stop shaking a fire man. No way
She's gone the wrong way. I'm so confused doesn't got so no
I think he man, can you hit the whistle now? No
I'm sorry through the portal
I'm stuck I can't.
There we go, my cap on.
Okay, okay.
Fuck.
Oh no.
Oh my God.
How's Ben's got away with that?
I don't know if Ben's got away with that.
I'll give you a clue, Talia, near the robots behind you.
Yeah, there you go. Just keep staring there.
Look at the two boxes on the right.
And then look at the big thing on the right as well.
Just keep looking at that box for a minute.
Yeah, that's the one.
Don't look at the other box.
I've won. I've won. Get in. I've won. I've won.
I'm over here.
I was laying on the floor look the whole time. I was laying on the floor the whole time.
Yeah, that was crazy. I thought, I was like, wait,
cause that person, and then someone went, ah, I was like, oh, it was a person.
That was crazy.
I was having an eye met again, but it turned out to be, I killed Josh's whole body.
How did you two survive? And I was only going to shot him in the eye.
Did you go run out when I was in there?
Yeah, I just went past him.
Oh, just did not even see.
And shot me
How the hell I've walked around this map without having a mental breakdown
Yeah, the game bro, so I've restart the lobby to get rid of
I don't mind the birds
Well, you said it
All right.
James fully cheated.
Oh, Alan, have a fucking day off, you dick.
Now, you know what? I agree.
Fuck it.
Honestly, if his name weren't Alan, I would fucking have a conversation with him, but sort yourself out.
Is Alan sure for something, or is it just Alan?
Alanator.
Alandria.
No, it's not just Alan, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, there's only one spot left.
Anyone wanting to buy a Munich Luristrias and whatnot?
No, it's not my uh, oh you definitely won't know
That's me agree
Right new lobby is
Nice
Let's switch up
Is that what it is capture?
That's how you say that word
Caution thing where you pick the photo I don't know what did you call it I?
Hello sir!
Wow, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Femme à la bouche!
Knowing that, Harry speaks fluent French is hilarious.
What?
Hey, hello!
Hi, how are you?
How are you?
How are you?
Hi, how are you?
Do you speak English?
Ah!
Uh, little boy?
Little boy?
Little boy?
Little boy?
Little boy?
What does that mean?
I'm not going to cross it yet man.
Le Fritz.
Petit Poise.
Petit Poise on Zodepan and Zala, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
I don't. I'm just really, I'm really, I'm really chatting until.
Oh, that's dangerous game. Yeah. I want to start that now.
I think it's been racist. No, no, I wouldn't. No, no, no, I was streaming. No, no, no, no.
Oh, I'm Hunter. Venley!
I stream them
Oh, I'm hunter
If I'm gonna fight then they go on the boy. Thank you very much. Then they may go on the fucking boy. Thank you, brother
No, it's nice
Whoa, I thought it's with Shrek
This is pretty cool
the place on World of Warcraft.
I'm up here to play it, play it, so.
World of Warcraft.
I'm Bill, I'm going to play a game.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh.
I don't know what I want to do.
Now he's going to be looking on the roofs.
Even though you said that, he won't be looking on the roofs.
I love that.
So we should go there, yeah?
Yeah, a little double, what do you call it again?
Double bluff.
Even though you said that, he won't be looking on the roofs.
A little double bluff.
Oh, I've tried and sinned.
Oh, God, I just don't know what I want to do.
I'm like, wow, I'm finished.
I've got an idea.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm going to do the door shut.
I don't know what I want to be here.
Anything now?
I know, I know. It's 2026 but...
I've done nothing.
I'm exploring.
Oh, a bit of a big specialist.
My favorite.
My favorite.
I'm going to repeat it after you, look, I'm actually panicking.
Right, let's go.
Okay, John, you shall have to do what I wanted to do originally.
It's not horrid, it'll work.
No, it won't.
Trust me, it will work, chap.
The angle that he's going to be growing at this will work.
Bonjour.
You've come at a great time. Oh, fuck.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
I didn't like any words on this.
I don't know what he said.
He said no, I will hide that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Jimmy, if that works, bro, I swear to God.
Yes, sir.
This is going to work.
all right then oh my god it's big oh let me check all the roobs
oh this is column that's the scale of the map bro see the scale of the map
see the scale of the map oh you got what are you going on here
oh my god what is going on? oh that's bad
Josh wait, you're dushing me, dushing me
uh take me to your... this is my worst
I kinda wanna give up
for fuck's sake man
I'm just gonna have to make sure it's just really bright light mate, there's nothing bright on this map.
The whole map is bright!
Do you spectate me a sec?
You see me?
Yeah, I'm watching.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, close.
You're a fucking dick.
Oh for fuck's sake.
I'm gonna find the one because it's very one-on-one side mission
That is a big map. I definitely would have won as well, it's a big map
That's good for you. No, no, no, it was just a mistake after the first one, a mistake.
little mistake I know I got I'm doing
sure
oh you'll risk you on there
lose the worst kind of person in the
world yeah that is crazy
they were
can i go get me a breach for a minute
they were so bad i was just waiting
i saw him look cute
jim is the one who said i did not want you
jim you're just clever yeah
that's sunny jim
who's that salmon
yeah
no actually you know what
but there was a reason.
Wait, how?
I'm in a loo, man.
Wait.
This view is so funny.
This view is so funny.
Oh, no, this is nothing.
This is...
This is a crazy day, though.
It's smart!
There was a plane going over!
Yeah, there's a GTB, but then I debated it.
Oh, that whistle was like down here somewhere.
And we got three people.
Oh, no, Jamie, that's good, bro.
Jamie's is really good.
Charlie's is good.
Mime was just fixing off the...
what happened?
I heard you just haven't painted something.
Yeah, I see that.
You haven't painted your still.
That's a good point.
What's happened to your eyes?
Uh, all times.
Oh yeah, that.
Stamina store is that, are we not?
You're bread and spoy.
Almost.
Don't you?
Okay.
It's no doubt it's...
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
SimonU.
Modern.
He done it!
BM, oh my god.
SimonU, you're so really bright.
What?
Where's Lin?
You two are doing obscenities in back to chameleon here.
I can't believe what I'm actually seeing.
I'll let you know.
I can't believe what you're seeing here.
This is insane.
I just was trying.
No, Josh might be cooking up.
I can hear you.
That's the rest of us.
You know, at least for me, I couldn't see it.
Thank you, because Simon, he's taking the couch tonight.
What do you mean? We've both survived.
You tried to get me there!
I've been over him for a long time, hasn't he?
Simon, get it in.
Yeah, Simon is doing the most behind me.
I'll see you as well.
Nice ass, Josh. Wait, what the fuck?
Nothing.
Yeah.
Now.
Josh, you didn't drive there, come on.
Yeah, I enjoyed that.
When you run back, your foot is just as soon as you're sporting, you look straight at me and it says behind your dick head.
And you don't stare at me.
That's not very nice, is it?
What's everyone's favorite ice cream?
If I had to pick, mint chocolate.
Oh yeah, mint chocolate.
The new Connetto Pistachio Max.
Oh, that's a shiny coma.
I can't lie.
The new Connetto Pistachio Max.
Well, let's say it's 30 degrees, right?
You've nipped into bagging booze.
There's got a massive freezer there
ice screams ice pops what's what what is it you're gonna go for
I'm an ice lolly girl all day every day
sour
no no like a shitty like a mr freeze yeah
is it lemons
oh what a no what a no
oh what a no what a no
when the fuck did you get here hello you invited me mate I did I was like two
hours ago I thought you weren't coming no I was having a miserable time out of
that lot if I came home I hear it I hear it sister
I don't know what this one is this is a random one
I
Know I sure I promise
Just put your car details
Not enough rating
5 reviews bro, it's my first one, twister can't believe that didn't get mentioned
yeah this is great I've got a magnet right now that's just why I'm asking
Oh
I'm on 95%
Oh, we're in
When I had you to myself, I didn't want you were around
Look pretty face you always me
I was standing at the ground
I thought I was going in
I had a friend that's the same
Oh my goodness
Who's on sir? Me
Oh he's got to be on big
Ooh I like this
Stop baiting it
Oh my god
Painting 12 o'clock
Let me go and introduce myself
Is there?
There is indeed all the way up there
Oh I've got an idea
You wouldn't
What nation was choking on last time?
I'm gonna beat you to a
Well, I don't even know the same thing
Well
No, you know what? You can have a
No
Erm, I don't even know what it is
You can have a hit that fast
I'll take it better than nothing
It's better than nothing, fuck it
Go on then
I didn't make you alright
You're the only one
You're the only one else, yeah?
Yeah, you're the only one
I'm okay, cool
Mad dog, no
Just making sure
It's quite realistic as well.
It's not doing what I thought it would.
Quite realistic.
Yes, the map is quite realistic, no?
I've got a haystack on the side.
I've got a haystack on the side.
It's a bloke in it.
Yeah, so we're running out of loot.
Oh, no, I'm just...
That's the way it likes it.
I like it, I like it, I like it.
Whoa.
I mean you like girls miss
No, I just don't really mean that
That's what it means, yeah
It means you like girls
Yeah, misogynist
You want to do sogyanist stuff to miss this
Yep
Explain what a sogyanist stuff is
I mean that's what it is
But based on that logic
Based on that logic, Jamie
Are you a misogynist?
Or am I a misogynist?
I'm a misogynist
I'm Mr. Sojournist.
I'm not a Mr. Sojournist. I'm Mr. Sojournist.
I've got an idea.
I'm so crap at this game today.
Don't be so terrible at it.
Thank you.
Believe in yourself.
You're the last one.
Pay yourself.
Just pay yourself.
Believe in yourself.
I have no idea.
I don't have 50 seconds to my idea. Oh my god. I fucked up. Just can you like wait an extra like 10 maybe?
Maybe even a minute
You like not at all that's possible. Yeah, can you just not be done?
Me one of my worst policies yet. Yeah, I hear it good. Oh
Okay
I'll be very surprised if he finds me.
This is very creative.
I'm going to just do it because it's...
What the...
Simon!
I'm stood in spawn and there's a glowing green thing on top of the house.
of the house. Oh my god there's cars, I fuck! I need to take more time on the searching for
things. He's obviously got my street venture.
There's vision, there's a vision. I see the vision. I'm gonna name notes my vision but
still see it. Oh nice Harry. No, the sign's gonna mess me up here.
Oh, that's the best.
Sorry. Oh, that's the best.
I got them to start playing.
We're trying to birds out of you.
Oh, you're trying to birds out of you.
Oh, no, that's good.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Jamie loves that pose, you know.
Yeah.
I've never seen that.
I've never seen that.
There's a enhancement by me.
watch this watch this right now hurry that is a me I am expecting you watch
this okay which is ready I'm ready oh god stairs it's so jarring man
I don't know what we are going to be.
What do you see?
Huh?
What do you see?
Hey was it not in there?
What not in there?
I
See you seen something
Have I
Have I
Don't have I
Who's hunting
I could see
I thought it was that one. I thought it was that light though.
Key light didn't work.
Yeah, we got a key light.
I'm surprised Josh isn't just sat at his desk.
Maybe he is.
He could have streamed his desk.
Who is that?
Guys, what just happened to me?
Hands off Simon, it's mine.
Somebody's dragged an asset from somewhere.
I'm so scared to stop doing my own yeah I get I get told off a lot for that yeah
I got pulled off the line.
I never look at anyone's ass, son.
Classic.
What are you doing here?
See, that looks like Josh.
Me as a person or like my painting?
No, no, no, no, you're painting.
You're painting yourself.
I like that green and blue map.
What we like?
What we like?
What is this?
What is this?
So long.
Simon, have you found two people?
What do you want, Simon? Tell me anything.
Anything.
I don't really care that much.
You've not spent much time outside.
Interesting.
Or in the game?
I mean, or in the game.
I get it, I get it.
I'm not.
Is he lost at Lou?
No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't blame that yourself. You only got two people.
Yeah, you had a steep lead.
I know, but the point was, I ain't not high.
That's great.
Is this a big map, though?
That's true.
Well, you got MLT, I'm quite quick, didn't you?
Almost as if you had me stream up.
Yeah, I did okay.
I mean, no one really went, oh my god.
Not really feeling that bad.
No, nice.
Thank you mate, thank you.
I wasn't really talking during that.
I mean, I think I might not have been too much.
I've run down, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, look at mine.
There was a lot of good spots.
There was unbelievable spots.
I think we've all done well.
Credit to all of us, I think we've all done well.
Well, not many times actually.
Yeah, not a class gym, Jack, man.
Mate, I'm doing it best.
And he's there fucking watching me stream, like, how's this fair?
That was fainting.
Oh, you love the plan!
Love the plan!
I do fucking love the plan, if I may.
It's the video today.
Good one.
That was a good one.
That's a good one.
It was aww.
Oh, this! I love the vision.
Hey!
Wheeeee!
I get it!
I get it!
Wait, I didn't have to use the time.
They could put that is it?
I didn't mean to actually mean to
So what's happened there is all right
She said vis with the vision and vis his name on which is visual which is also another name for vision
Vis visuals, yeah
Yeah, it's visual
Sorry, it's not visual
Visual
I hate it, I hate it.
But I'm watching that, I'm watching that.
Yep.
Yep.
First, first, yep.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm gonna hunt you.
No, Luke.
Please, please don't.
Luke, please don't.
The guy who made this map is trying to online play in rock simulator too.
It's a good day. Oh, I've got the face of the day.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We are blocked.
You know what?
We've got a mid to it.
You know what?
You know what's fun about that?
I mean, good luck.
How about...
I can't change it now.
I'm just too late.
I only went small block.
Redemption starts now.
We should have two hunters.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We've got some big blocks.
Oh, there's some.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, damn, yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
This reminds me of minecraft
map to go on again. Yeah, no one's yeah, you're you're you're done.
We're doing it. We're doing it.
Josh.
Josh, do you want to try and play it?
Where are you?
Should we try and become an animal?
An animal from this game?
Are we?
Let's do the one that I do.
He's listening to you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're really small, aren't you?
Yeah.
Well shit.
You're both small.
Yeah, I was shit.
We can really be a B.
Oh, right.
He's had that time before.
OK, all right.
Boring.
Yeah, boring.
What?
What's everyone doing?
I thought you were trying to do it, Ed.
I should duplicate ourselves.
No, you can't get on each other.
What?
What?
What are you saying?
I could get on top of that.
I'm so overwhelmed with decision.
Oh, there's so many flowers to choose from.
There's so many of them. There's a big map, isn't it, though? Lots of flowers to choose from.
Yeah, there's too many flowers, and I can't maneuver quickly.
I fear I've hacked the game.
So you've got... you've gone to the skin somewhere.
Yeah.
G has an on-frame one for Minecraft, to be fair.
Yeah, used to be a champion, by the way, just in case no one knew.
A champion at what?
I'm a champion.
Minecraft champion.
Did you actually know like?
Yeah.
Well, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Okay, I might have come last place in the championship,
but I played in the champion
shit and sometimes that's all that matters.
You're fucking out on account.
You're a champion shit.
Excuse me.
The champion shit, guys.
The champion shit.
What are you?
I don't even know what I'm doing.
I've got 30 seconds here.
Mate, I've not got enough time chat.
Mate, I'm going to cook.
They've already seen me there.
No way.
You're just floating.
No.
I'm getting close to my screen.
You made it up, mate.
I think I'll spectate it in Josh right now.
Oh, wait.
No, no, no.
That's not going to be a flower.
All right, OK, OK.
That changed it.
What, you just did change it.
You made it up, man.
I like the vision, Josh.
Harry.
I
That's a real
Here we go
Mine is quite eating
Oh that's fucking unbelievable
I'm actually meant to be minecraft Steve, and I'm not sure of minecraft Steve's political
party so I'm coming on that right now
why is there a picture of obama on a german flag with yugioh
cards in his hand yeah you like my how
she in my midst
surely
oh you
I love how no one finishes their sentence.
Good resmouse you.
Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Discredit all my work.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What's up in there, is there a?
I was just saying, you're a.
Oh
Who's a bee
Who's the bee?
Let me get you buddy help, bro. Oh
Shit, I forgot you the snitching bee
bro
Bro, did you help jump the floor?
Oh gee my bad
I'm never ever ever being found
You would never guess I'm tired of all of you miscarriages
She could have been a flower, right? Surely
It's a fucking thing now, so
I told you by the way, chap
What was Jim's in that vid?
I did the question
I'll ask you after, don't worry
You can ask me now if you want another rush
Curious on your shape
Why don't you mind if I go swear
Just let it go!
Wait, it's gone!
Wait, you just slowly walked away.
I just want to clarify your meaning in the game, don't you?
Oh yes, of course.
The level of shapes and sizes of every kind.
I'm just curious.
Yeah, I just thought I'd mix up a little bit
and Joe try and give me self a challenge.
Because if I was to choose a box,
it'd be fucking easy.
It's the best for your love.
Mmmmmmmm yeah.
I didn't and I chose a fucking flower.
Hahaha.
Ohhhh.
Or did I?
I'll just get you a flower out of a thousand flowers.
Who's the winner?
This is a six-pot but they just moved.
Oh shit.
Hahaha.
Oh shit.
My eyes are sweating as well bruh.
I did not see you until you moved.
Shit, my eyes are bleeding right now.
It's around bruh.
Oh man.
That was good.
Let's peek.
What the hell?
Can you go in then?
What is that anime girl eating ass?
What the hell?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He bit his mouth.
He bit his mouth.
He bit his mouth.
What?
I didn't know that was there.
I had no idea that was on this map.
I never would have picked it.
The other ones are safe.
I need that one. You knew exactly where to go. It's quite strange.
No, it's not. It's not. Yeah, I mean, it's not.
I'm looking at everything that I can't find on.
Oh, yes, Talia! Wow!
It doesn't...
I don't know your flower, but which one?
It's the Chelsea Flower Channel.
Oh, wait, is that...?
Oh!
That was mental timing.
I didn't even know if you was there. That was a shot in the dark.
Oh my god.
I smashed this one.
You have to, honest.
Give us a whistle.
Actually, I can't be here.
I'm whistling.
David and Matt, Minecraft.
Come on Nigel, over here.
I don't know how you didn't see me there, I don't know how you didn't see me, I got
Were you inside each other?
What?
He was behind me.
Did you say so silent?
No, sure.
Yeah.
No, you moved there, innit?
No, but you shot him
and that's why I was so quiet.
Violet.
Violet.
Wait for the video to go up.
All good, Bethany, welcome in.
I don't believe that.
Welcome in.
So, Lou, how long do you think you can make that map?
Yeah.
Well, you said there's going to be a mass resolution of our Henshire images, so it took a while.
Have you ripped the full cases?
I've got nothing on fucking your malarmester.
Oh, no, did you not?
Not one your malarmester.
Oh, that makes it a massive change.
Are you allowed to be a racer to change?
Yeah, fucking doesn't make a change, that's why I'm pissed.
Yeah, that's make a change. Yeah. Yeah
He's he's pissed he's just sent him a private message
There's a one-on-one refinion that's not messy mate
We've got that where?
Is I he's called Yorkshire reps?
Wait
I wish. There's also John Stones, what do you want if you're interested. What are you
going to do with all your cards? Are you going to have a massive room with a big display
on the wall? Yeah. What are you going to do? What are you going to sell them to me? Exactly
what you just said. What's up to me? Yeah. No, this is not mine. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. I mean, two gigs. Oh my God. I'm sorry, guys. Guys, I only have a jumble. We're looking
I'm not clicking.
Yeah, it's fine.
I know.
It's not even.
I'm not judging.
I'm not judging.
What's the better girl use as a dongle?
What, you've got a dongle for the story?
What kind of joke?
A dongle for the internet.
A dongle for the internet.
Does he dongle?
No, he's not doggie.
I thought dongle was finished.
No, I'm not, help me bruh.
I need to get dongles.
Oh my god, I'm only 14.
I'll do another one, I could never find one.
Which one about the same dongle here?
I'll give you my dongle deal.
I'm watching.
Link, we need to come back here.
That allows you to watch any film and series whenever you want.
No.
No, because they're illegal.
A dongle to access the intermaps.
Yeah, loo.
Because I just forgot to say that they're not allowed, so if anyone's got one of them, can you actually just...
Shut up.
Dongle, please.
Corbons are crazy, I'm a bastard
Do you have dongles? No we don't do them anymore
It's probably a single charge
They probably thought you meant like TV dongles
I actually do
I have one out of here
I've got one out of here as well
I've got one out of here, 100%
Well, a pound a month
I watched the cloud.
Yeah.
I've been there.
Hang on. I'm done. I'm done.
We got TV license.
We've got to be done.
I'm taking bets.
We're living up to my name, I'm on.
We've got evens on Tali being a flower in the next gate.
If you fucking...
Yes!
Is it an app or what?
Even I can't like, you should be hunting.
No, it's inside storage containers, I think, no.
Inside storage containers I think, no?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I don't want to be hungry, no!
I want to play football!
I'm the hunt on, no!
I'm a listen!
I'm never the hunt I can play!
Oh, this is so cool!
Oh, don't make it a hit!
Oh, this is sick!
Oh, my God, zombies!
What the hell is happening here?
Where's zombies?
I'm gonna be the best hunter of all time finding absolutely everybody said
I can't be
What the fuck is this shit, man?
Where was him?
I think I might have been me
What was it?
Oh no, that's not me anymore
He can't move
I'm being hacked
Can somebody work out what you're writing?
Someone's in something
If there's that per-confliction like, like, you're bouncing on something, it's called a, uh, don't go play it, basically, like, you're actually not going to play it, yes, but...
So don't bounce on it, no it is.
Yeah.
Someone bounce on it too much, yeah.
And never too much.
Oh, no, I don't know. Someone bounce on it too much.
Yeah, I clocked that shit, never too much.
Oh my god, try this again!
The angels.
The angel from Doctor Who!
We
Too much fuck I know yeah, I'm gonna play the game. I should have been a square of gents gotta play the game
I'm expecting big things. I'm just having a good time
Standing it's time. Mm-hmm. He's trying to pay me self. I
Cannot fool myself at the one no bite after love me
You are my shining star my light my love
Every song was made for a feeling
Yeah
We make songs now for like any reason other than feeling we make songs for memes we make songs for
Games for fun. Hick-tock all songs were just because of a feeling
every single song it's crazy speak to yourself man i thought your music would have liked it
welcome let's go i listen to everyone i'm sorry we're friends
i say you're all dead everyone's dead yeah i do know as i am no i deserve to die
oh f*** it out no you do not no you do no i really do no i do you're trying to help me
you want me to do another day and it didn't work and now I've learned my lesson she's dying first
not me fully but if you let me down there no i never i promise i got you i got you
i don't know he's in my head just there
you know what james we're invisible bro well considering how your body's still
fucking sticking out
What's up with the change?
This is action change.
Okay, you like when you go next to this doll, this um...
What's the film called again? The horror film?
Saw. Saw. Saw.
Always in beta twice.
Now we're good.
You like this thing in my head. I wanna shoot every single one of these mate.
So if you're one of them you might as well run from now
because I'm shooting every single one.
What the fuck is up there?
Wasted time.
Is it wasted time? Wasted time.
Is it yeah?
Maybe I will waste your time. Well, we're telling you truth. Yeah, it's my son, okay
That's why I look at your school. Yeah
Something's talking to me, huh? Yeah, you're in this guy's
Okay, mate
I was abandoned the whole shit. What's going on? I have I have it's too bad. I was trying to remember
Let's get moving quickly is coming
Oh
What's the mean? I'm not you looking at a plan. I suppose fucking good. Oh, no
I thought I thought it was your voice. That was
What the hell is that? Oh
My eyes are sweating, bro
I don't know how I got away with that using it
And then I'm confused and I think it's a mess
Why is no one talking why don't I say
You fucking work mate
you're not near anyone listen you lot so that's what I'm saying is the flipping
what's that thing called that Dalek oh my god they were fucking creepiest fuck
I don't know how I got away with this.
Oh, wow.
That doesn't start with that. Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it seems like it's lagging there, right?
Yeah.
She's going to say that because she'd be one of the storm troopers.
I don't know.
It's just trying to keep everyone's games running, you know.
It is you.
Tony, that's pretty good, you know.
I'm done.
I didn't know how I got away with it.
actually for you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I need to kill these lot. So I'm an excellent
my God. Really? Oh my God, Simon, that's unbelievable. Honestly, that might be all
that's whatever. I don't know. I don't know what that is. So is that even in the game?
You actually might be worse than me.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not.
Listen, in current form, you might be worse than me.
It's made out.
Every map, every payout, every, look at that.
What is that?
Every where I go.
Nah, nah, dude.
You're actually like, you've looked at like four people.
Dude, we are.
Bro, the game, this map is flying me around the place, bro.
Oh, that's Gunglebot.
Yeah, that's not true.
Simon's getting like Ian, bro.
Simon's getting like Ian.
Insane work.
So much effort into making sure the lines are straight.
Insane work, man.
Yeah, you did really good, really good.
I didn't even do that.
Sand knows just a flippin' corrugated wall, innit?
Nug.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it, I see it.
Yeah, he's a fucking, he's a fucking, he's a wall.
That's all I have to be in life.
Parrugated wall.
Parrugated wall.
Now, Lou and Ginge.
Who's Lou?
It's C-Sand.
It's C-Sand.
It's C-Sand.
I can't see Lou.
Are you guys inside?
He's there.
Yeah.
Lose in the thingy is a thingy right now, you can see him
I'm not in it, I'm not in it
I can see Jinj
Are you watching?
Look to the top, look to the top
There, there
Oh yeah
Look to Jamie, mate
Oh, that was good, that was good
Thank you
Sorry man
I'm losing, I'm losing
I'm not losing, I'm losing
That was good
Zingy
Who's next to me?
Me?
I am
See, so I couldn't get in to get Harry
Cause like, I couldn't go past it
With Jinj, with Duos too
Oh, that was good
Simon, that was good
Yeah, so good
That was good.
I'm sorry.
You're going straight at him though.
I know, I've been hunting for you for a second.
Give me another one, Matt.
You're saying you're in storage watch.
You don't go in them yet, mate.
You know, you're a striker.
That's true.
That's true.
Let me see where you are.
No, my name is...
You looked at me and I was like, this is bad.
I don't know how he's doing.
I thought I was doing it.
I'm hunting again.
I'm hunting again.
You're running it back again.
Who was next to Lou?
I mean, he's done an over-execute and I've tapped it in, we both scored a goal.
I wouldn't make him out of the match though, right?
Wow.
Where about, where about do you live, love? Where about do you live?
That's the thing.
That's what he said.
Don't speak to me.
He's talking about violence.
What?
He's talking about violence.
He's talking about violence.
Oh my God.
Oh.
He's talking about violence.
We are fun.
We have food. We have food.
We have a good time. We have a good time.
Save the logic.
We have a good time.
Where are we going? Oh, kindergarten.
Kindergarten.
Go round.
I'm round.
I'm hunting.
I was on it.
I'm a
You got this you got this yeah, why is everyone going in this room?
It's time. No, it's no it's this
This there's this giant
I'm just saying different this time
What is different on here I didn't lock this much
time goes back. Yeah. No, you can't even, you can't get
flushed to it though. Do you want to do the uh uh yeah, I'm
on the uh wait, Junji's on him. Yeah.
I need to hide.
Oh no that's not it oh my god that is you
I don't know what I'm doing. 99 seconds.
I'm in a couple of parts in some of the rooms.
Oh my God.
Oh, there's...
GG, yeah.
Well, where are they?
What?
Why are you...
That's a good question, Joshua.
Just a bit...
Oh, I'm really...
You're really throwing me off here.
What's that about?
You threw...
I looked into the room.
It's very alarming what I saw.
Oh.
Why am I lost?
How the fuck do you paint the front of your...
Hunter?
I
Yes, don't you fucking dare get away from me
shit
I am nothing and everything
I don't know one. Nice. That's that's perfect.
What's going on here, bro?
I didn't get rid of your clothes.
What the heck? I'm bored.
Alright.
Woah.
Yeah, you know what?
Bro, it's like you're saying you should give a spot.
If I wasn't there, it's not going to make a difference, bro.
Bro, this spot's hard.
I'm going to fucking smash that thing.
It's not going to make a difference.
You've got to let him try it.
That works, man.
It won't work.
I
Fucking watch this now
Fucking pop off
Jamie's gone mad. I think
Lucy only one now Lou guys. I
Think everyone dies and I think people shall have more faith in me. I
I want to guarantee you don't get everyone.
You want to guarantee that I don't get everyone.
Yeah.
All right, we'll see.
I can't get in there.
No, you guarantee you don't get everyone.
Is it guaranteed, is it?
Yeah.
It's definitely guaranteed.
Maybe we already missed like five people.
Dad, there's one.
Yeah, I was not.
I was not.
There's one.
I was not.
Not bothers.
Not bothers.
I just got the power last second.
Not bothers.
There's one down. How many more to go? Seven, done.
It's eight.
Is it?
I think Lou actually might survive.
Lou ain't gonna survive.
Let me tell you this now.
If he does survive, I think you have to take the best player award.
last player award.
Nice.
Dead.
Dead.
I lost him.
Not us.
Not us.
One bit.
I'm not us.
One bit.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I can't do that.
I have a glass there.
I keep going into it.
Just in case.
He's crazy.
What little penis there?
Mate, I'm not a lover.
I'm not a lover.
I'm not a lover.
I'm not bothered.
What are you doing here?
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Stop taking a piss!
Surrender!
Surrender!
I've left.
I didn't get into getting my scenario.
I couldn't find where to go.
Not bothered.
He's not bothered.
One bit just bought is actually just some not
So I'll just had a face painted everyone
I don't like how that line goes.
Aww.
Not bothers.
He got me.
Lots of all those paintings.
Focus more on your painting, because you're crap.
That was a little bit weird how quickly you went to him there, you know.
Well, me chatting to say, Fox Dick.
Oh, look at this thing.
Oh, my God.
That's how he's going to get everyone.
That's just going to snitch.
Nah, they're not.
I should wait.
Come on, Moddan.
Right, so they've already snitched.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No, but that was definitely his chat as well.
No, no, no.
the only one that the only one that my chat said was was foxtick and the eyes and the eyes
who else is it yeah true can I have some whistles
No!
No!
I was right in front of you.
F**k!
Oh yeah.
No, look. Blame V is okay.
I had a good spot and then he came up and I was next to me.
What did I do?
Oh V.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
I did it for 0.1 second.
You didn't even stop.
I'm running.
Can't believe you had one second.
You didn't even snitch on anyone in the end.
You did the arrow.
Exactly, I didn't change.
I did fucking one.
We're a rage bait everyone.
Yay!
Jamie last nut.
Jamie last nut.
You know the Goops line, the Dwarf they worked on.
Yeah, you like the lines.
If I didn't get snitched on the Goops, my nuts wouldn't lie.
My nuts wouldn't.
They won't not lie.
They won't lie anymore.
I'll beat it.
Come on.
I'm real detail on the set respect details
Yeah, don't help me anymore now chat.
Sometimes you have to because I was losing a little bit of water because I weren't
I can't get anyone, so I have to go back on the chat.
Exactly, and do you know what?
As long as I'm honest, and I own up some of my mistakes,
that's all that matters.
Ooh, five nights at Freddy's.
Beats out of here, huh?
I'm nice at Freddy's.
My, my, my, my.
Shout out to Freddy.
Show me a chip.
Here I go again.
My, my, how can I miss you?
She is looking at my spectating screen. She's like, oh, birdie.
I want to give her the hint.
Hi, so good.
Give her the hint, bro.
It's all in.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
He's the first to finish the white monster.
Oh!
Oh, my God, it's minging. It is minging.
I would not drink that shit.
Oh my god, that's making me feel sick.
I'm honestly with a body.
Yeah, but it's kind of the last one.
Yeah, if anyone wants them to come to my house.
Yeah, why don't we all go to my house?
She respect it.
Oh no, not the person you wanted to be.
Oh no, I'm big and square.
Wait, who's Hansen?
Oh, me.
Okay, I've got an idea.
Um...
It's like, you know, you're super bad, where like, you just draw sticks on this.
Yeah, really detailed ones.
It's just Fez's, that's just unlocked that Parfus frame.
It's going down there.
It's actually Talon.
It's actually Talon.
It's actually Talon.
He can't help himself.
There is potential on this map for a monster, though.
Do you remember the Whopper?
He can't help himself.
He can't help himself.
Just got a baby.
It's just so big.
Oh, the effects.
Oh, God.
It just seems unrealistic, doesn't it?
I don't know if I have to write the name.
Shall we just do this?
Just where I've hidden.
It shouldn't be allowed.
You're a game breaker.
Cheating?
How long you gonna remember?
Well, I'm in the...
You can't see me.
Can you shoot you?
Yeah.
That's alright.
And you really are.
It's just a joke.
This is not good coloring color matching
What you're doing right now is exactly what I'm doing
I can't find a spot I'm comfortable with
Really? Yeah
I know
Ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, come on, I'll be right.
No, no, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
I don't know about you, so.
Mama.
Yeah.
Ah.
Oh, you're not.
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'd still have.
You're too excited to make a relax back.
Ah, mama, mama, mama.
That is fucking genius.
I need to watch Shani, though.
Ah, mama.
And the Shani button.
Who?
On the left, the metallic.
Turn it down.
Oh, thank you.
She's not working at all.
Oh yeah
I'm having a bad time though
Well, are we one?
Shut up
Can I come in later?
Watch out
Wait, why do you miss it?
I'm not
This is quite a much for a wrong
I like that, you know
I'm not having a good time
This is not a hard map
I
Looking slightly bruised there. Yeah, yeah, of course, but he's bruised in general
He has been around a block
About the Jorkin to be honest
Jorkin is a
Wow
That is my one of my best mates and do not fucking speak to him like that.
Josh, I really like yours. Josh, you did great mate.
I'm not a weirdo.
I think you've done the job is to kill you.
Vinge!
You alright?
What do you mean?
What?
Go on in it, Bezzie. Go on in it, Bezzie.
I swear I've seen you try this a couple of times.
She's like 34.
Yeah, I wanted to work once, but this is just my dream, bro.
Okay, there we are.
I don't know how you did
I don't know what he wanted to say
I'll be honest, I'm just trying to eat my food
Thank you
What have you ordered, Si?
You've only got mechanical parts in all these
What's that called?
Where's Lou?
What are you eating, Si?
I'm having an Alcardo sushi
Oh, I've actually just ordered that as well
I would have answered you, but I couldn't hear you over everyone else
over everyone else. No I'm sorry. I get it, I get it, it's like that sometimes. Is there
anything in here? I ain't no way to go. You're the men's bathroom. You're free.
That's really good. Sorry about that. It's really good you're involved in it in 10 seconds.
Fuck sake.
Oh my god, please, it's worked.
Everybody hasn't made a bad work out.
Oh, Lou, that's unbelievable that he's finally made it, right?
I haven't been found out like this.
I'm gonna make me feel like I'm doing something.
How do you know I am?
How the fuck is this worked?
Actually, what is this?
Wait, what is...
Which room, what is it?
No, I'll speak. I'm gonna hear this.
Sorry, it's a shit.
I'm sitting in there.
You didn't float in shit.
What was someone else in here?
No, it wasn't.
It was my story.
It was floating on mine.
What?
Is it the touch of nothing?
You started it out on the floor.
I shouldn't have spun the whistle.
Oh, is it a touch of nothing?
No.
I mean, it's hard about whistling.
The discount on mine.
Is it anyone else in here?
Viz, how are you alive, bro?
Bro, I'm just a genius.
That's cool.
Oh, that's good, Josh.
This is a crap.
Jesus Unrealm.
Where is Jesus?
Oh, no.
Jesus is hilarious.
Yeah, Jesus is really good.
Jesus is really good.
Just came up with that on the spot, guys.
Oh, no.
Come on, now.
Mega Chameleon.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Love that website.
Tanks.com, buddy.
Yeah.
That's exciting.
That fucking book.
I'm hiding here.
Go on, someone.
We can't glass these, though, innit?
Make a Chameleon pass and present.
I'm trying to you know help you out a little bit
Oh, she's a rampage, she's a rampage.
One v one situation.
You don't fit in the cap for something.
You can whistle.
Really? Go in here?
Oh my god.
I'm here behind you.
Oh my god, that's really good.
I
Congrats, bro, you should be
Yeah
No, it didn't
no it didn't fuck off let's go yeah live live changing all the dust brah
wow wow we are wow we are wow we are here i go where you going
and uh you're right i'm right i feel this is really good as well it's pretty good wow wow we are
auto-doss auto-doss
auto-doss replace
what else we got here then
not much left is there on this fucking game right now
let me have a look at the workshop situation
don't pick one of your maps
well you don't want some anime map no
good god
You sure?
Not even just one?
Not very sure.
It's funny that people are actually into that man.
That's too random.
Can't relate.
I'm being serious though.
Can you imagine being into it?
No.
That would be crazy.
It's ghost then.
Are we all into it? You don't know until you check it out.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
I've just never checked it out so I don't know.
I don't know the house you know you're not a massive big penis in your
I think you'd know true you don't know
Does that mean if you ever ask you and you say like no no it's it it means you've tried
No, yeah, no, you like big massive penis in your bum
What?
I don't know what's happening right now.
I don't know what's happening right now.
Do you like it or not?
We're talking about Hentai.
Is that what it is?
Do you like it or?
Is that what happens with it?
I've never seen it so I didn't know.
So yeah, I've never seen it
Like it I see what
Yes, great
I don't know.
Okay, thank God.
Have you seen it?
What?
I've experienced it.
Have you?
You experienced it?
Yeah, I experienced it.
You experienced it?
You experienced it?
Okay.
I enjoyed it.
That was a bad experience.
What?
Good, pretty naïve, pretty nappy, isn't it?
Yeah, where is Jinja?
Jinja, Jinja!
He's not there, he's not there.
Guaranteed, he's got in the other room to check it out.
Yeah!
He's just so curious.
Through me.
What are we doing?
Discussions, guys.
What about Weaver?
We've got a sick discussion, but I'm gonna wait till I'm on a podcast and say it,
because if I say it, people will get prepared.
One of them ones.
Yeah, I've got a really good one.
If you told me someone said that sentence, I'd know it was Jamie.
Why do you say it and it falls flat on the podcast?
It's absolutely impossible to fall flat.
Impossible.
If you're on the podcast with me next time, tell me to say it and I'll say it.
But you're going to be the person to say it to, so...
No, but you came on my podcast and said like,
Oh, let's talk about streamer bias.
Do you know what that is?
And when I said...
Oh, you're streaming that, so I can't...
I'm streaming, yeah.
I'm just gonna do this because I'm not gonna talk about it right?
I'll tell you, I'll tell you off stream, but this one, the reason why I don't want to say that one is because it affects people
You wouldn't, you wouldn't attack someone of God
This one doesn't affect no one, this one only affects what I ask, but once I ask I think everyone's gonna ask it to everybody all the time
You know like, I'm saying
Oh, everyone's waiting for me, it's so awkward
Yeah, it is a bit actually
Sorry everyone
It's okay
It's not the way it is, it's not right, it's not okay.
Sorry.
Let's be honest here guys.
So what can you make out to us?
We had a good conversation about Hentai, why are you this way?
Oh, honestly, sometimes it just hits the spot.
He knows.
There we go.
You're checking it out, you're checking it out.
Gingy's a veteran.
I love Naruto.
Oh, why are we on the same team?
Oh, it's this one.
Oh my god.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh.
Same, Talia.
Hey, Talia.
Who's hunting?
Who's hunting?
Me.
Ah, let me go somewhere different.
Do you know what?
Yeah, I wasn't sure it was too different.
I'm going to plug in my bloody drawing pad.
Oh, I went somewhere else.
Oh, you're in touch.
Good place to go.
Yeah.
Nah.
Thanks, I'm woke.
I'll let you go.
Oh, you get out of there, mate.
All right, you get out of there.
I'm not sure.
But go somewhere else.
Suck your mum.
No, I love your mum.
That's actually where I went last time, though.
And here, here's easier.
I don't know.
No, you're boring.
Details though, details.
That's too easy.
Easy?
Yeah.
See it's coming from you.
She's an artist, Josh.
That was crazy.
I think that's actually a ding pad for real.
You want that?
You can do it now.
I am a drawing pad.
Just a ding pad.
Ding pad.
Wow, our wheeler.
I need to find a star.
Stop stop stop
Because it's gonna get it's gonna get stuck for days, and I'm gonna be saying it
Yeah
But my Viva oh
My god, I don't know I'm the cook but I have cooked on this big time
Yeah
Yeah, I'm slaking
He's mega mind
Oh, baby, give me one more chance.
Time to talk to Olivia and be beautiful.
I haven't got a spot, so I just want to, like...
Cause chaos.
No!
I'm not doing that, I don't know.
I don't think that's different.
I was going to say in the spot last time.
I want to know how to blend.
Blend?
They're taking it away.
Oh!
Literally, yeah, yeah, you can still blend
It's not the same job. You should be able to change the opacity same job. Oh, that's crazy
You change the opacity of the
No, I'm not anymore
You were in here when we talked about it. Yeah
See opacity of it
Well, you can't change your 100% of visible, well you can, basically you're changing your
ability.
I'm confused.
You used to be able to change the opacity of the paint you're using, so if I paint myself
like red, then go blue and go over the top of it, blue, oh, never do that.
I never knew that I never done it in my life
Hope you guys are ready
Let's go go go
Oh it's this one
I actually think this one's not as
This is not as hard as the other thing
No this one was hard
Is this something?
Yeah I haven't finished man I tried the hardest spot in the game
I thought it was me gone then I thought it was no one
The hardest spot is the vibes
times. Wait, he's fucking flowing. Yeah, shit. He's got
this. Oh, no. Hey, you are you are hilarious. It's good in
it. It's good. It's good. It's good. Oh, this I'm not sure
Fuck sake.
I didn't know he was fucking floating!
It would have been good if he wasn't floating, if he was walking around here.
Let's see if he was... Oh, he's fucking cheating bastard!
Did you ever have someone as gay?
Nah. Whatever he's talking about, that guy.
I'm literally probably looking at someone, they've actually got like their mouth open, like, fuck.
And everyone's like, I'm hoping just try to draw.
Yeah, I know so you're gonna draw.
I know there's someone here.
No, it's okay.
Harry's is good.
My dear, Degi is good.
His favourite body is always like so awkwish.
He's not good, but...
Dude, you can't keep shooting.
Jesus, look at that.
Jesus is awful.
Oh, I know.
Not the only one.
How do I go down?
He's crazy.
I'm so...
Crazy.
Is that what it was the lazy art? It was pretty bad. No sympathy of those there. I want to go into the painting
You're all like in it
Simon said unreal Nellie's done. All right, Harry. Oh Harry smashed it
I don't know how to go in
Wow
Yeah, I know I know I'm here in nice one thinking it's a problem
No
I want to go into the painting
Oh
It's just click click f4
Shut up
Well, that's rude
You are you are in it basically you're half and half
Someone's here
Oh shit
I
This yo take your name is you look terrifying
Think that's gonna do
Blind Eliza
It's not because Bazinga jumped up in the air while you looked at him.
Yeah, and I've fully messed it up, big time.
Now he's having to paint himself.
I still don't want to see you to be honest, even with the names up.
I feel like you should see G's.
Okay, now this is targeted.
Is it bad?
No.
It's not easy to see
Have I been found no no I haven't
This is great. Yeah, it's amazing. What's going on?
You know, you can do me. I really appreciate that
I do
Stop, stop, stop
I'm gonna press
You like, before you press it, does the V button work?
I mean, I only, I only can take me out of this
I love big dick!
Everyone's cut, I can't see shit
Now V is, V is, I jumped up in there
It doesn't really do it, yeah, no
Right, you can jump up again, I couldn't
I want you to also know that one of your shots you've taken has been like a centimetre away.
Literally a centimetre.
No, it's this one here.
Hey, Talia!
Hey, Talia!
Hey, you do like, I think to say it though.
Hey, guess what Talia is?
What?
I didn't want to say it.
I didn't want to say it.
Oh, that was me.
I didn't want to say it.
You're shit, Viz.
I can't do it.
Alright, Harry, I can't see.
Oh, that was fast.
Oh, yeah, that was really lovely.
I still can't see.
No, I messed up.
Oh, them lines aren't meant to be there, bro.
I jumped in the air and moved.
He was really mad.
I should go third person.
Yeah, you should off.
Go on, Cameron.
You're the primary 38 months.
Go on the bye. Thank you, brother.
Jesus, I should have seen you.
Two years your camera you've done your math wrong mate. He's fucking over three years
Yeah
Oh my god, he actually is cheating
I'm gonna get a Caesar salad
Yeah, he's lying.
I'm going to have to just give a point now.
He ain't going to do the classic thing of, like,
oh, did I see the salad from McDonald's in his 76 Troopers?
Someone saw the clip. Nice to meet you, Simon. How you doing?
What's it look like?
What's it look like? Lettuce, cheese, chicken, and some sauce.
Oh. And?
There's one big thing here.
And I don't have olives. I think it's vile.
I think they're the worst thing in the world.
Oh, see, see, see, he's
he's interested.
That's actually what about the
other thing?
Oh,
oh, oh, yeah, them biscuit
things.
That's crazy.
That's good.
So croutons, croutons, croutons,
croutons.
Fuck, what on earth?
I get undue, tohaka, as a,
56 kuton.
Wee, six kuton.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Kuton, then.
Ha ha ha.
Wee, wee.
My six actually.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, I'm so...
You've done so much.
Time to cook again.
I'm fucking gonga
I'm gonna flash my cabal
Oh my god, lag was lagging
It might be this lagging us, yeah it is this
Oh my god, oh my god
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Josh, Josh
Yeah
There's the pile of duck here
Very nice, Bez
I've got a unique and creative idea
Yeah, you gotta get a little fucking...
Look at this!
And I'm unique and creative!
Yeah, a little pair, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
They got rid of, they got rid of!
I'm about on the wrong way round here.
Yeah, yeah, get the right way, bro.
Yeah, I'm just trying to know where to go.
Directional direction.
We'll have one slightly.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I actually just don't know what to do and I find this part very overwhelming.
Yeah, I really wanted to get spicy with it.
I mean, we could.
Hang on a bit.
It is lagging now.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God. I found a torso.
Hang on a bit.
Oh no.
Oh that's not gonna get real dark.
Oh that's really good.
Oh, there's not. Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's going to be doing a dick again.
Has he gone and done a dick?
He's fucking done a dick again.
No, we haven't.
Oh, no, we haven't.
I'm just shading my bullet.
I actually don't know how it works.
I might have to do my dick.
Why is it?
Oh my gosh.
He trimmed it off.
Look, look, no, no.
Olive's got a dead flower.
She's trimming flowers in the garden right now.
Oh, see?
We love a flower.
Yeah.
Look, look, look at her tip.
I don't know.
Oh, right then.
Since you asked.
I can't tell you.
Fucks her.
I
Yeah that is great.
From a distance is unruly.
How did I do the extra?
He's so chuffed as well.
I was chuffed.
He's chuffed.
Lou and Bez.
Crazy, crazy.
That's all.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Okay, love that, really love that, I would appreciate it if you don't do that.
That's Jamie's specialty, that one.
Oh, okay, cool.
Jamie loves the upside-down stance things.
I don't know if I'm allowed to go over here.
Right, well, there's Josh.
What?
No one says Josh.
No, I'm taking back the game's though, I'm waiting for the game show just now.
What was your question?
Mate, did you write Josh?
It's a question, Mark.
That's so good.
Name two songs by Lou.
Oh my god, Lou.
Oh, oh.
Take my hand.
I can't think of anything right now, under the pressure.
No.
No.
Quick pass, quick pass.
You had an easy gala jail free card. It's not a loose on
So now you get into logistics hmm, I have clicked that stop fucking telling me to click it
Doesn't do anything
But
Oh my god, I've just seen evens
I wish I didn't see it to be fair.
You can't win the song, so then exclude me from that mark.
Oh, it was, I was gonna say, I thought it was Lou.
I didn't even realize, that is actually crazy.
That's a combo.
That is, that is really crazy.
Simon, please! Simon, please! Simon! Simon!
Ha ha ha ha!
Uuugh!
It was good. Like you.
Ha ha ha ha!
You're a true snitch.
What is going on, Simon?
Oh, I saw you there, man.
Oh my God!
That is unbelievable!
That is fucking unbelievable!
I genuinely don't even know what we've done.
I've worked out the shape now, I've worked out the shape.
That is unbelievable!
That is unbelievable!
Crazy!
Look at him as well.
We're gonna happy isn't it?
So much off throughout this peace out.
Oh man.
Wow.
Honestly, I'm actually working on that.
That's cool.
Even the guy in the room is staring at it.
Look, he was side-eyed.
She and Harry.
Girls get a door on the door from me.
Sorry, Talia.
There's no fans on this map, Talia can't play.
That's not even funny.
Unless you're cheating like you're cheating on your family.
What?
What?
Oh, it's a cheat on your family, not cheating on your family.
I had a cheat on your family.
Yeah, I thought he said that.
I'm gonna stay with that.
You're here.
Come on.
I didn't hear the first one.
Who's that when you're not there?
The hell?
Oh, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I think I've touched the meat though
Don't touch the meat
Yeah son, it's not touching the meat mate, alright you freak
What's going on?
He's just shot me
He's giving up plants man, turn around
He's giving up plants
I'm not even on the board
It was just your like outfit
Oh
Harry, do you feel like I'm not even on the board
Do you feel like a rat?
I do, I do, yeah
I did it
That's me!
She's wrong!
You're being a bit...
Oh, you're wrong.
Everyone's talking.
We'll get a whistle.
You think you can't kill her?
Nah. Why?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I was gonna say.
There's actually no visual of you at all.
It's just...
Is that Louis Capaldi?
I'm a fucking gay and a locking fan like that.
You just look for legs.
Just look for legs.
And that watches.
Make sure and I'll be a leg, Jamie be a flower.
Exactly.
I'm a sprinkles.
Sprinkles!
Oh, do you think okay?
Yeah, sorry, it's a video, sorry.
I'm Ian actually, I was good at that.
Oh, Jay, what does Ian do?
Do you like level me up and shit?
Yeah, yeah.
That's okay.
Level up there, Ian.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
How you doing, mate?
You alright?
You too, mate, you okay?
How you doing, chat?
We're good.
Oh, mate.
I am bloody knackered.
I bet you are.
How was Chicago?
It was sick.
Like, it was actually really good.
What's it, you might lie?
It was from the Spider-Man thing we went to,
it was so sick.
And I don't really like Spider-Man,
Like, I don't really watch films, but like, it was sit, you had like these actual suits
that they wore in the film, like the actual green goblin mask.
Oh, well, they can't have that because I've got that.
What?
I've got it all.
No, they said it was the real one from the film.
There must have been two.
Oh, there was actually, yeah, there was.
I can't tell if it's real or not.
I've got it all, I've got it from Mankind.
Yeah, but that ain't going to be the real one, is it?
That ain't going to be the real one.
I've got you in prison by the way, but I'll get you in the stream.
I'll get you in the stream.
No, when I'm in the stream, shall I get a clip?
Come on, I've been off for a few days.
Come on, bro, I need to get back in the sweet things.
How do we chat? Are we good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the way...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, yeah, yeah.
I'm fucking mean, by the way.
Hour drive to the airport, 10 hour flight,
hour drive to Houston, two hour train, I'm gonna die.
Fucking hell.
Yeah.
And then I've got to go out now.
Fuck you, don't stop, is it?
Don't stop, Chad.
How are you going to have been paid 40 grand?
What?
What did you say?
What?
What did you say?
What about 40 grand?
You've been paid that much?
What?
You've got paid 40 grand.
For what?
Doing that all that travelling.
That is fucked, mate.
Oh, that's what you're doing here.
That's what you're doing here.
Oh, chat.
Love you all.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
It is a...
Sorry about that, so I'm knocking it off.
It is a...
Sorry about that, so I'm knocking it off.
It's a Grenier.
I thought you were going to stop singing.
Oh, that's fucked.
I wouldn't have done that.
I thought you were going to stop singing.
I wouldn't want to embarrass you, you know what I'd do that with you.
Ben, yeah.
I saw that.
You what?
J-O-U-E-U-R-E-U-G-O-E-N-O-E-R.
You're saying so many of those.
I-E-R, I-E-R.
I-E-R, I-E-R, I-E-R, I-E-R.
I hope that's not offensive.
Oh.
The fear of saying anything.
Ask, ask Harry, she doesn't know what it means. It means play something.
Does it, what is it? What does it say?
Grenier.
Grenier, I don't know what Grenier means, but Juer means play, yeah.
Grenier. Yeah, unless it's like Grenier's play or something.
Grenier.
Not even upon the record, he's Juer de Grenier.
Risking it for a biscuit.
Risking it for a biscuit.
Oi oi oi!
Means attic.
Let me hear you say whale.
We're like this, man.
Hey!
Go on Emma, thank you very much for the five gifts to them, you math bitch.
Thank you very much, love it, I appreciate it, I appreciate you.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very, very much, Emma, love it, I appreciate that.
Go on Emma.
Just ordering Nunes' food here, I'm going.
Rice.
Choose yours.
He's got regular fries, sticky barbecue drips wings, that's not an option here.
He's got then Cajun rice, that's his can.
Oh, there we go. Sorry about that chat. Oh, I'm under shit. Oh, I'm good on this map.
This is my sort of vibe. Oh, no, this bright. Oh, my, my, my. There we go. Yeah, sorry.
Oh Simon you like being a book didn't you?
Well not anymore.
Oh you can't be like a book on anything.
Again no flowers in here so.
Oh I've got flowers in here.
Oh yeah I would have been a...
Oh mate you can't actually really...
Oh my god.
What about this one?
Oh that.
Oh yeah fun.
I need to go more to you, I've got some potential for that, hold right click and you don't, I
I need to mute or are you like, here?
You be right mate.
Why am I, there we go.
Yeah, but now we need to be, yeah, I need to be like,
oh no, I still think more.
Can't go in anything.
You can't get, you can't really.
Yeah.
That's hard.
Do you want to paint it all or not?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, well you paint it all, just copy yours.
I don't think it's possible.
This is gonna be hard.
I can't get inside me self.
Should we do any other extra painting on it?
What the...
You can't go in anything really.
Like, do we want to go in?
You can go right...
No!
I mean, should we do this?
If there's anyone in that, then you can go find them.
You like what?
Yeah.
Hey, that's...
Do you want any little, like, detail or anything?
Why the fuck is it moving?
Yeah, maybe the, um, just like a, yeah, I don't hate that.
I don't want one of these.
Oh, really? Already?
No, yeah, in 40 seconds.
that because I've not even tried to paint myself I'm not even playing in
this difficult ones we found
oh god but the back is gonna be looking a little oh you can't get in any you can't
get on anything oh that's you mind yeah God yours is a lot cleaner than mine
oh this is shit panicking and panicking I don't think it matters
I think we're getting corporate. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's good for me, Jamie. I don't even know where it is. Oh, he's a fucking cheating little bastard. Yeah, off his body is covered.
I'm not cheating. Yeah, you're in a fucking cube. I'm going to get all.
I
Super tiny right now, I'm I suppose what's the problem they're looking you not see me. I think so
Well, I actually cannot oh my god from certain angles ginger yours is so bad
I'm not a fucking gamer. Can you not?
You f**ker!
I'm raging!
Who the f**k are you?
Who the f**k are you?
You got two fucking X-Ren in there!
No, not penis, is it?
He's really good.
Oh my god!
I hate you!
I'm your pony!
I was still a pony!
Were you shot already, so?
You, we'll talk to everyone else, Josh.
No one else is on there.
Inky winky. Oh look at all these games. Yeah this is it.
Jamie yours is excellent by the way. I'm not a Pikachu, Pika Pika. Pika Pika at your head.
Jamie's is amazing. Thank you. Who's that then? Who's this?
This is Killua. This is Killua. Not today.
And that's a day one is wait. She's good. Thank you
Well, you try you try you try don't you and someone's got a fucking straight you down
Yeah, no, I know it does it on mine as well, but if you just ignore it it might happen
Yeah, for a face on it's unbelievable, but then if you go close and then move your mouse, it's like
I'm gliding it's broken. Yeah. I'm coming up guys. I want the world to know
Let them show yeah, Jamie is
I don't even
Jamie oh my god
Yeah, I thought I I thought you were inside it Jamie, but you're fucking cocked me you're getting
No he's not.
He is mostly.
Ahh not really.
You've got to give it a miss.
He's getting an e-m though.
Simon hates me getting this e-m.
I want to see him.
I want to see him.
It's like smiling and cheating but not cheating.
He's holding that e-m.
I'll come out.
Babes are trying to hold my hand.
He's trying to hold my hand.
He's trying to hold my hand.
the floor maybe you wouldn't ever lie to me you're chillin
I was going to hide some lights on me that was noise over here game in mobs
go on Josh you're the same one mate oh that's creative that is lovely and creative
oh I can't get up guys you know how that feels right that's what he says oh I
I get it erectile dysfunction
I just all the sudden I'll certain people haven't been found yet. What is it that's on your screen?
Wait, are you making a fool of me?
I've seen him quite a lot but you haven't you haven't you haven't you haven't you haven't
You've seen him a bit too much. Someone said I cheated but really I actually don't know what
You are someone
Oh
You did a little double your book your book
I looked at that as well that is crazy. Yeah, you are inside it. Yeah
That's Hax, that's Hax. Who else is alive? Oh, do you know what? I didn't do too bad.
You did right. Thanks guys.
That's all. But I'm sweating up a lip from that.
That's all. That's all. That's all I'm going to do.
That's okay, sir.
I don't think that works.
I can't believe that worked.
Neither can I.
You're going for your tail.
Neither can I.
You can pop down now.
I know it's the comes from Simon when I was running he's behind you he's behind you turn
around notice that as well I take it all in I take it all in the game is the game is
hide and sit and not tag you know. Did you crush Josh?
Oh it could be a yes. I'm finding my food here. I mean this might be LG for me. Yeah
it might be LG for me as well guys. One final hero.
I could be LG this one LG
What's LG he's just a cool way of saying last game
Yeah, yeah
They they show on it cuz he's got so many syllables the other way
LG's from in the chat, please LG's from the chat. Thank you. No, it's just cornfields. I must have it already because
Yeah, it says you've done a joke ready
This looks unreal
judge
It's taking us time
It's going. It's going. It's going. It's a big map. Big map. A big map. A big map.
It's moving a bit crazy, you know. It's a month after 99. What an amazing time we've
guys it's been so good we're alive we are alive
we're out of your life breathing so mr. G mine is come on don't don't let me down
don't go yeah why fight for minimum
Which makes sure I press download. Oh yeah, no I did, I did, I did, I did.
Don't think he's downloading LL.
No. Oi, LL. Oi.
I think someone's going to think someone's might be downloading LL.
And...
Hit down, LL.
No, no, just you wait guys.
Hit down, down, baby.
Give me five.
I'm going plump for the lock.
I didn't come in.
Please don't let me be hung up.
I'm a round.
Oh no.
You used to make me hung up.
I'm a piep hon, sir.
I'm getting it.
The best cycle you've ever.
Who's this?
Oh yeah.
It's not going to be hard.
Okay, luckily it doesn't die there.
Oh yeah, it's not going to be good tomorrow.
Oh, you're not going to miss.
I'm sorry, Mark.
OK, luckily it isn't down there.
You can even tell me the spots I live in right now,
bro.
It doesn't even matter.
Oh, you sound so defeated.
Ah.
I should be here.
I'm round.
I'm round.
What did I do?
I said round.
Yeah, that was a joy.
I'm always so about to be round.
Oh, you're lying.
No, no, no.
Seriously, I'm getting crushed.
Ah, he's getting crashed on his hunter.
Well, fuck it off, will ya. Fuck off.
Fucking cheating fucking bastard.
He's crashed his own game.
Will you just call me?
Oh my god.
Are we, are we, are we, are we second this?
Yeah, I'll uh, I'll do it.
If I joined back in time with it, let me.
Yeah, we left.
We lay.
The same, uh, same name on password.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I can't believe he's done this.
Do you want me to do that map again or a different one?
We can do this one.
All right, different one.
No, no, whatever.
whatever you can do that one are you got to use hunting on that is gonna be
all right I'm just no one be I'm sure it'll be a rat you know
I've got another one, we can do it.
I don't have any flowers.
No, no, I've got flowers still.
Is everyone in now?
I'm nervous to make me.
Yeah.
No, I'm not in.
Can you download it now?
Wait, so...
Oh, fuck.
Was it the same lobby?
Yeah.
Was it with the same password?
Yeah.
I don't think we should use that one now.
I mean, if you join right now we can start it.
Yeah.
Oh, I like, I like the race them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I ain't working for me at the moment.
I'm panicking now.
Don't worry.
Oh, you spell it.
I've joined.
I've joined.
I've joined.
I've joined.
I've joined.
I've joined.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
No, no, no, no.
I'm switching. I'm switching.
Oh, we got someone else's joint.
Someone else's joint.
I
25 gift over kicking you
I'm just gonna go fucking massive for the last one
I'm sorry, S.R.S. Jesus Christ. Oh, Simon, it's like we're dreams here, book heaven.
I'm not being a book. I'm not reading. Oh, God. I'm telling you, minimal plants. Why
have I got Gia? Ginsh. Wait, where? No penises. You're just the first phallic-shaped thing
You
Find a way
straight for like a rod
No, he's here a bro. Yeah, is that the dick here?
Bro, why is it so slow to climb this ladder?
Just try to climb the pipe
Well, hey
Yeah
Oh my god, who's that big thing going up it me
Who's that what
What are you killing that
I'll try to be a flower and do more.
I'll tell you, I even learned your lesson.
I'm realizing I'm not a creator of what I used to think I was.
Pulling off again. Yeah mate, I was packing it in.
I was just wanting to get one of the really big chandeliers, but it's just a bit long.
I can't, yeah, the map's too big, I can't get anywhere.
No, I'm struggling.
Right, well that's a bit of a struggle.
Yeah, this is not my finest work. This is my back. So you something I could I'm like a coxer
I'm still I haven't even started painting. Yeah, I was gonna say I literally haven't like
Like what am I even doing? Oh, hey guys 30 seconds. Oh, I've fallen off the old thing
that's not good bruh he's uh he's sorry it's all of y'all
AHHHH I KEEP US LIVING BUN!
see what I might have fucking said that you know what I fucking I think I've done it
I might actually I might actually lock him in bruh
I don't think you'll have to you don't have to
you don't have to you don't have to say you didn't know you might have done that
but yeah you might have to for me like that though
guys. Why am I spawned this way? What the fuck's this bro? What do you mean? Why is
everyone so quiet, like?
We made it!
Lock it in bro.
Everyone's not done, I don't think found a good site.
Yeah I think this is awful from everyone.
Yep massive. I've just gone with a bit of a boring one
Where is everyone? Oh, that's good. Where do I even start? Oh Simon? I'm not sure we've tried
Yeah
What do you think of it Jamie's good in it
It's a difficult map. So, uh, so on these maps, I feel like I need. Oh, Jamie, that's
good. I like it.
I'm not going to find anyone struggling this time. Yep.
Oh, it's nice and you stretch your legs out. Oh, it's beautiful.
He stares, man. What the fuck? Excuse you, questionable, questionable.
Bro. Yeah, it's a bit right.
you up the stairs of your fist.
That dummy slapped it off the stairs.
Oh God, you can't even see me.
You actually can't even see me.
That's the first vision, you know.
I don't like it when you roll up to the honest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love that one.
You can't even see me.
Oh no.
Okay, I think we've made that work.
I think Ginge might actually be Banksy.
He's good in it, he's good in it.
Bro that's good. Well we're about to find out innit really. It's definitely something right
Let me go see what the hell you've done. Okay, so I'm gonna see the vision
Get off my stream you sad bastard
Get off my stream
I missed it, I didn't get it.
Tell me how I like it.
Yeah, tell me I'm not getting found ever.
Yeah, that's unreal.
Oh, I didn't even get time to see Ginges.
Oh, trust me, you've not missed out.
Wait, why don't you say my name?
I haven't.
I haven't.
No one's getting found yet.
Lou, Lou might.
No, he's great.
I got bored hiding where I was.
I'm on a roll.
I was going to say loose running around.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Who's trying to get it?
Gee, gee.
I'm noticing something.
Yes.
I'm noticing something.
Yes.
I know what that means.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So do I.
Yeah.
Come on, bro.
I was doing gymnastics in 2020 shoes map I just I just don't know all is it good and
there's I finally got a spot I'll give you a whistle please just dial in for me bro but
I'm trying to lock in bro so hard massive oh bro I tried to hide in plain sight as
possible yeah you got you got a one bottom paint thing one click paint with
that there's so many books I thought it sounds in a book I just there's so many
I'm finally gonna zoom out of mind
I'm finally gonna stop here
I don't even think you need to paint it to be honest, I didn't, but yeah, what is your
fry bro?
It's massive.
You're just cooking my bro, genuinely, it's pointless.
I was going to save you that time, yeah.
Oh, I was wrestling.
I really liked that.
Okay, yeah, best of us.
What's good?
A text shell.
It's unbelievable.
Jamie's holding that, yeah.
Thank you, Louis.
Thank you.
All good, bro.
I don't know what to do with it.
Jamie's holding that. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
Good, bro.
Okay, Simon. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'll give it to him.
Our sympathy.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What are you?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but he's blending. Well, he was never going to find him otherwise. So yeah, yeah
I needed to get someone
Okay, was that that was last game right
I can't just, I see you in a bit, I see you in a bit.
Hey, say it a bit, man, say it a bit.
Say it a bit, Charlie.
Say it a bit.
No, you leave the call.
No, you leave the call.
You leave the call.
Right, all right, all right, I'll say it a bit.
Say it a bit.
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
So, I'm just being stupid, but you couldn't hear him
that had muted me in desperate audio about accidents or anything when that
happens it's so fucking annoying
there's banter with the lads just banter with the lads just banter with the lads
and I
listen oh never fuckers it never fuck it oh hang on
I
Listen up first order. Yes
Trapeitizers for the red trapeitizers for the blue. I'll order two capachio beef entree to New York strip
One meeting while we're normal
I'll order to give us level seven. Yes, one this one. I'm looking at 12 a little round old. It's all made
Where's the beef to touch you in my hands chef
Let's go. So far.
Suprena. Yes, chef?
Look, throw up. Like you're still running away.
Fuckin' love got it. I'm just having a scummy nando, chef.
So why? Outcomes. Look at that.
Overcooked on the bottom, crispy as fuck,
and it looks like Gandhi's flip flop.
What a shame.
I don't know where he comes up with this stuff.
Gandhi didn't even wear flip flops. He lived in the jungle.
I didn't think the dude had shoes.
I'm fucking dumb actually, are you, honestly?
Underneath!
I'm trust meh, I've been in the jungle and I didn't see a gander.
That's still raw!
What are we serving?
Flam.
Get it back in the fucking oven!
Yes sir.
Fucking Roy's still got his water in him.
Yes, sir.
Move! So you cooked them?
Told me to sell them, Chef.
I can't tell them no.
You can look at the cameras in here.
Cameras?
Come in here. Come in.
Look at me. Just look me in the fucking eyes.
Fuck the camera.
Unfold your fucking arms now, and don't give me
a fucking scallop unless it's cooked perfectly.
You get it?
Again.
Look at me.
And fuck the attitude.
Cook it or fuck off.
Yes, Chef.
If I talk about a fucking camera one more time, I'll stick a GoPro up your arse so you can see how shit you are.
Sorry, sir.
Fucking idiots.
Right here, chef.
Thank you very much.
No problem, sir.
Fuck off you, you fat, useless sack of fucking idiot.
Come on, Talia!
Talia! Talia! Talia!
Talia! Talia! Talia!
Thank you very much for the raid.
I'm not very good at English, I'm not very good at English and I have a million dollars.
I'm Italian, I didn't say she was French did I?
Yes Nellie your shit at that game. I can't speak Italian. I can speak a tiny tiny bit.
I can say gify. Gify. That's it. If I've ever read that I hope you had an amazing stream.
Raw chicken again.
I'm not doing nothing now, Loubop.
You're just shitting at the chameleon.
Yes, sir.
Look at that!
There you are! He has missed the bin there!
That roar, it can still fly! Touch it!
He has missed the bin there!
The chicken is pinker than your fucking...
...lipstick!
Yes, sir.
Look at that!
Ain't nothing no one's asked for, just...
Hey, Ness! Why is that a shit?!
Look at that!
Stone Cold Frozen Salmon!
Who put the salmon in the freezer?
with Sandra now holding the top spot new red team member Anton is looking to
surpass her with his lead a take on pork looks like a seagulls splattered all
over your poor body yes I'm looking for someone to take control of this disgusting
embarrassing mess he doesn't give a fuck he's dreaming he's standing there
pissing pants looking for his tartar and caviar white chocolate crap and he's
He's just running around like a toilet brush.
Is anyone going to take control?
This time, you all know how long.
He's going to be listening to you.
That side push one is unbelievable, by the way.
I think it's unbelievable inside.
You as well.
Hey, where's fucking Smurf?
Smurf, come in here.
What are you doing here?
I've got to get out of here.
Let's off.
Chef Ramsay wants to make sure the blue team gets
off to a respectable start.
Come in, you fucking sweatbox.
Come in.
Yes, sir. Yeah, you look like a fucking none-watching pawn.
Look, sir.
Put it down.
One big salad entree. One fast one New York state.
Yes, sir.
Yes, madam.
Okay, thank you.
Hey, get the bill on, please, yes? Let's go.
Yes.
Don't whistle at me. I'm not your fucking target.
You look more like a dog than I do.
fuck off will you?
fresh beef if I show him now yes
whoo!
I'm gonna get a whistle now
come here boys, sit down
fuck you
keep your fingers fucked up
ha ha ha
get your whiskey out of here that lady
get back to the dog yes
got a lead on it in case you run off with a fucking plate
let's go
while the diners learn that it's best to sit and stay at their tables
it's been over two hours
and Ralph's tables still doesn't have their entrees
and they're fed up
I need the tuna now
go please
27, right
Okay
I'm unbelievable
Say that again
Hey, fucking baby rhino, screw the Marines!
It's pathetic!
Where is JP, guys? Where's that Belgium?
I would love to sit around 11, 11 bodges, baby.
Let's go, please.
Hey, what are you trying to do? Lose your virginity?
You actually cook in your restaurants?
Yes, I did.
And do they do the same there?
Do we do what?
The same shit?
No.
No.
So why are you doing it here?
I guess I froze.
I mean, you froze.
What else do you want me to say?
You haven't even fucking defrosted.
You and you are putting the kitchen in the shit.
Yes, chef.
Can you move and wake up a bit, please, yes?
Yes, yes.
You're both pissing around like a proud Barbie queen.
Sharon, you're scaring me.
You're making a female version of fucking Hannibal
Lector put your fucking tongue in and concentrate.
Yes, Chef.
Hannibal.
I mean, fucking hell.
I swear to God, it's fucking pinker inside than Paris Hilton's lipstick.
I didn't realize it'd shrink down that much, Chef.
It's a bit like your brain.
Not as it shrunk, but it disappears.
Look, I've got real pasta.
Look at it.
It's standing up right now.
I thought this spoke for five minutes.
I just realized I'm just going to eat it.
Sorry, Chef.
It's like a fucking thong left over from a fucking night out in Vegas.
Come on!
What in the fuck is going on?
Someone is raw.
Keep it up, mate.
And the chicken is as dry as a fucking camel's arsehole in a fucking desert storm.
Look at how stringy that is.
Eye bat, a camel's...
A camel's tongue.
And they are not dry.
Their arse might be.
But the feet aren't.
I just thought I'd let you know.
What you've done and the ambitions, you do seriously surprise me.
Oh, fuck it up.
Thank you, sir.
I was hoping you'd see that.
I mean, I'd give it all I got.
Give you 110.
You surprise me how shit you are.
Huh?
Thank you.
Oh, fuck it up.
Thank you, sir.
I was hoping you'd see that.
I mean, I'd give it all I got.
Give you 110.
You surprise me how shit you are.
Thank you.
Fucking hell, he's a big lap.
Get your bonus first.
Hey, Ben, is that like a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog?
Yeah, that's your special.
Yeah, have a word with him, yeah?
He's giving up.
Take all the garnish back, do whatever you wish with it.
Your special has now become not very special.
Thanks to Dick Face there.
What?
Dick Face.
I don't see any pumpkin.
Seems to be a problem here.
There's no pumpkin.
There's no pumpkin.
I don't want it.
You don't want it, but you finished it almost.
Service, please.
Pick up.
What a fucking entitled, stuck-up little fucking snobby cunt.
Not one bit of fucking manners.
up when I'm trying to talk right well I'll get you more pumpkin I'll ram it right up
your fucking ass would you like a hole or dice can we get security and get knob
back to the seat please yeah
You can go!
Okay, four minutes to the window!
Calm your fire!
Yes, get a grip, big boy.
Four minutes to the window, one result in one severs and jack away.
Four minutes to the window.
Oh my God, almighty!
No matter how far away do you are in Reshers, I am for fucking home!
Where's the lung sauce?
So good.
He's not too so tight, he's not.
Hey, Shanae, thank you very much for the BF, I appreciate it.
Yes, then Aaron, give it a 33, go on.
Thank you very much, welcome back in.
Stat give it a 2-months as well mate, Josh give it a 7, but the Calum give it a 7, jump give it a 17.
It may be a coincidence, but Chef Ramsay's motivational pep talk seems to be paying off and advertisements are coming out of the red kitchen.
After the three oysters on the board, I have two left.
OK, don't overcook any, yes?
Yes, chef.
Thank you for communicating.
Thank you, chef.
As the first time in Hell's Kitchen, someone's actually
given me some positive feedback.
Go on, Ali.
Give her the raid mail.
You ought to go stream with her.
The genius savers her first compliment in Hell's Kitchen.
She is running the blue kitchen.
Fucking hell, that went too fast.
How long for that oyster special?
Two minutes, chef.
Thank you, Keith.
You got it, chef.
Yeah, go right on that quail, alright?
Yeah.
Working next one and cut that one and go right on that.
Sherry, give it a ten, mate.
Table 23 pickup.
Just as appetizing.
Yeah, it's hot.
The blue kitchen.
Oh, come on.
An appetizer is returning to the red kitchen.
Oh, ladies.
Yes, chef.
On the hot plate.
What's on the foie gras?
Oh.
It's a black hair, chef.
Oh, I don't know what color it is.
It just comes back.
Yes, chef.
Bartha!
Oh, Bartha's brilliant.
I'm good, Jason, how are you?
Pops in the chow. Fuck you all about it.
Which one's ready? I've got it trust me.
Nah, that's John. Go on John, you know what I mean?
No, no, no, no, no, no, wait too much, I'll kill you.
Heather came over there and tried to start taking things over.
Nah, that'll be good though John, so I can message that one to the gun.
Get me off track and get me off pace.
Put it up, put it up!
Give it to me, give it to me.
Alright, damn, I heard that.
Hello, come on you, come on, come on, come on, here Mirabelle.
Here we go. Service, please.
Oh Lord, things better be right. Things better be right.
right
dies oh 250 months mate
oh no no no no
sound like i'm going to bed tonight chat
come here now fuck it all of you come here right now
and ain't ain't bad
tink tink i'm dying to understand what's going through your fucking mind
now what do you think of the swell
butter cake they'll turn up your direction on a solid set
It's dry and it takes a little bit. Yeah shit a little burn fuck me. Do some just Ross to the 20 minute
Oh, I'll rust boss. Thanks for that
Minder yeah, and what's it for you? Let me send him the money
All right, let's do it again guys come on
Give them to hey, there you go. There's a gentleman's glasses. Yeah, no, I'm serious, huh? Does anyone need a pair of glasses?
Fuck off John Philip
Did you really think that I was gonna go out there the quail
Learn to ascend that do you think I was gonna send that nice. What are you doing job? I need to know in your mind
Do you actually think I was gonna serve that?
Come here. Come here
What the fuck are you doing?
You wanna go home?
No, no you tell me now. I will not let you down tonight. You already have I want to pull it back
I will get you through entrees. I know damn well you can do it
I can just sit in your eyes, I can identify with a hunger, but right now, Missy, there's just a blonde, empty fucking head, there head.
No, I won't let you down, I will get you on.
Get it together, communicate, open up, and start talking to me.
Wait for it, I will wait for it. You always think it's a fucking shit, I owe that fucking, absolutely fuck all. I'll give you my fucking lesson in fucking manners.
Manus into dinner service the red team will have to regroup to catch up to the blue team who've already served
No, Sam
Okay
Brisbane, four cough, go on shit now.
Shitbag. Fucking shitbag.
How fucking, what do you mean, mum?
You know what, I need to stop swearing.
I'm going to stop swearing.
From now on, I'm going to do my best to stop swearing.
I think what we'll do for the bother fund, what we'll do for the bother fund,
we'll have a swear jar. Every time I swear, it's 50p.
And at the end of the boba fun, we'll see how much he's in it.
And if it's not too much, I'd donate a charity if not, we never did it.
I can't take any more.
I don't know where you are.
I've asked for two mediums.
Is that medium?
No, chef, that's rare.
That's rare.
What's that one there?
Way rare.
Oh, god.
I got a chef.
Two minutes.
Virginia, get your perfectly salmon back.
Missy, if they're not ready, why are you sending them?
Fuck you now.
What is that fucking nightmare, Dan?
Dirty bastards.
Go on, Dath, chivalry seven months, mate!
Ah, sorry, Dath, mate. If people were more respectful, you might be able to fucking give people the ball by to me.
How stupid does that look? You want portion short, you fucking doughnut!
Heather's trying to make herself look good, and that just fucked me all up, and I couldn't even fire two quill.
Hey, turn your big fucking beady fat eyes over there. You've got three tables left to go.
That's how close you are. But right now, it's so painful, keep it going, Gareth.
Yes, sir.
It's three hours into dinner service. Although the Blue Kitchen has served most of their entrees,
their last few tables are growing impatient.
I don't want this brand to be played, I want to hear King of Antra.
Meanwhile, the Red Kitchen is finally gaining ground and Antraids have made their way to the Dome.
He's really good.
He's really good.
He's really good.
What's going on there?
Oh, fuck.
Ah!
Right, no, I didn't know, no, we weren't starting it now.
When did I swear?
No, that...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and because we have to do the bottom front before the thingy, because that has to get prioritized.
The noise.
Thank you, Virginia.
Thank you, chef.
With Virginia's fish station swimming along, chef Ramsay is anxious to send out the final entrees on the blue side.
Come on, please. The duck.
Yes, where's the cabbage? Come on
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I'm sure you know I don't know, man.
They just got all quiet. None of you are working as a team.
Where's the lamb sauce?
Oh, there we go.
I just need it.
Where's the lamb sauce?
Where's your sauce coming off?
There's just nothing coming together.
Right here, chef.
Thank you very much.
No problem, chef.
Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yanky danky doodin' shite. Fuck off will you please ya?
I was told by Chef Ramsay, the blue kitchen has managed to serve all of their entrees.
Now he's hoping things will go more smoothly in the red kitchen.
Wellington please!
Yes chef!
Chef Ramsay is waiting for median wellingtons, but Rachel has overcooked them.
Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel that ain't good.
That ain't good love.
She's helping, however, that painting them with a little sauce will make them appear less well done.
Oh!
Rachel doesn't realize, is that Chef Ramsay can tell if meat is cooked correctly simply by touching it.
How's it cookin'?
That's it was cold.
Ah, come here. Rachel, come here.
Yes, Chef?
Just touch that. What's the lamb?
It's well done.
It's requested pain.
That cooked to fuck.
It's fairly edible.
Oh, for God's sake.
Rachel, this is terrible.
Rachel, you suck.
Stop right there.
I'm going to put you out of your misery.
Switch it off.
Just stop.
I don't want you to shut it down.
Yes, sir.
Although dinner services by the way Ramsay is the hell's kitchen. I've watched a couple of seasons
He's actually fucking sick to watch I might start again tonight
Brat syndrome that happy puppy turn their eyes a folder arm. I'm not even look at me
I didn't mean that sir deep down inside. You've got a big amount of talent there. You know that
My biggest problem and no one's noticed it properly
They would have actually told you how good you could be
Now you can cook big man, you know that
First down in the half of this server you're running at.
When you make one stupid mistake,
the quicker you get rid of that attitude,
you're going to shine.
Fuck, is that him?
No, I didn't even swear that, I didn't even say the full word.
Oh
The
What?
The normal Red Bulls just as my favorite to be fair to talk show up. Oh this fucking stream started before didn't it?
I'm paying supernova
You see I'm reading through his shit. It kind of parlor
For the normal Jim brother ice vanilla berry actually quite like the air that the that's him one. I think it's quite nice
actual question what's your favorite food apex on
Oh,
where'd you flip to?
Where'd you flip to mate?
Is that Jensen, Ethan, I'm assuming Gio probably is as well.
Maybe he's not there today.
What?
Sorry.
Is this Ethan?
Watch this, watch this.
Watch this.
Oh, that.
Good.
Hey, you soon.
Watch, watch.
I
Want death fuck that
I've joined you for saying I'm off.
You've not even been on ginger get on you know what I mean you've got to be on to get
off.
Oh better your sugary drink man calm down
Yes it's my birthday
Oh I'll be my birthday then
I like to explain to the heart of man, am I not right?
I could arrest you right now, I'm probably not welcome
You could
But I'm not coming to you
Who's this taking you?
One second mate, something a lot more important has come up
Okay, you're a little porn in this shit little city
I'm speaking to arguably the greatest thing to come out of the UK
Jinx, thank you so much, my dear, my lovely sister, my lovely fucking aunt, my lovely brother.
And there it is, the King's birthday, Jinx. I don't know if you've seen the title.
Minimum of five, a lot of my chat, clean, don't have the wrong...
Well, the right end of the stick, did I?
You've seen the title, Jinx?
24 today.
Yes, I'm 24. And I don't look here, I don't look a day over 16.
But yes, I'm 24, I don't want to go on about it, okay?
Jinx, you forgot about your birthday?
Look, Jinx, where was your message from Jinx on your birthday?
What's that? Be it to Hunter Gifted?
Yeah.
Jinx!
Jinx!
Oh my god, man. Thank you very much.
Oh...
Like I said, man, okay?
There's levels to this game.
You're here.
He's there.
Thank you, man.
We're talking to the best thing that come out of the UK, and then you just left me.
I am talking to the best thing out of the UK at the moment
Alright
So you just be quiet before I ask you
James thank you very much for the honey gift
You've got a five bomb as well man
Thank you very much, E-Tat have you got a sub of Ginger
Make sure to say thank you
You're welcome
So, message ginger right now
I should have just done that
It's day isn't everything guys
And he'll reply to you guys all in a twitch chat
Okay guys, so everybody I am right now
Say thank you for your subs
I'll piss off counting the fucking swearing
I said listen right I'm just like great
Probably one of the best moments my birthday so far, so I'm gonna let you go today
In life all right good things happen to good people
Yeah, I'm a big I'm a big believer of what goes around comes around you know
Excuse me, I'm not trying to hold 5m tonight on the PC
And then we've got it for the bomber fun
I appreciate it, what's your name, Nevilleman?
It's Rice Patel, so you can report me if you'd like, please.
No, no, you're right.
I just wanted to say,
wish you the best day of having a Rice Patel.
Right, thank you, sir.
No worries, stay safe.
I hope you catch this guy, the vanish.
Yeah, no, I will.
Thank you, bro, have a wonderful day.
Yeah, have a good birthday, enjoy yourself.
He's being all nice in that chat.
Listen, when you're an officer,
you can't let people be nice to you
and allow people to go.
All right, I'm not gonna do that, all right?
He's still on the hot list. I will catch him. Thank you very much. What go ginger's
I'm a fucking gift. It's a tea. Thank you to five
I should play spider-man. I don't it's rude
Oh, is that we're doing is it playing playing FC? I'm pretty sure we're in 2026
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
I can't understand the fucking word. Oh my god Monday Mike
Oh my god Monday Mike
The Volt, Lyck, Roberto, Jackson
We've got in there just before your vacation
We've got in there just before your vacation
You watched the food review? Good.
You know the deal.
We're trying to get the food review.
We're trying to get our YouTube to 20,000 by Halloween.
GNC for the sub-a-fund, absolutely, for the ball-a-fund.
How? How?
He's Edma.
He's Edma.
He's Edma.
I think I'm on some break.
I don't take topcliff.
Yeah, I know.
Yo!
People actually...
That was shit.
You can't just assume that because...
Oh, you're a beauty, mate.
Please don't skip it.
Hold on, come on now.
Hold on.
Are you okay?
Please, I'm sorry.
Oh, hi John Maltese, mate.
She gets it, come get me.
Fuck it around.
You can't get me.
Please, it's me.
Hello?
Why do people come on on my TV and not answer that?
Speak to me, please!
Hello?
Oh my God.
I
You know I love him
Yeah fair play don't know what you've done better, but I'm on your side, mate
Yeah fair play don't know what you've done better. I don't think it's
Gonna work, but I'll try it
I don't know you just said like it's something along the lines of like you knew when you
you're a cameraman and you never disrespect him, you can't tell him what you think.
I just agree, I agree.
Oh, hey!
Thank you so much for the two three, that's insane.
Thank you so much.
So five pounds worked?
That's fucking insane.
Thank you so much.
Oh, oh wait, I thought, I thought, I fucking, I thought I was, I thought I was in,
what, what the hell?
We've just happened to, Jin, thank you for the five pound donut, mate.
Thank you for the fight.
Let's see what we can do now.
You know what it's like, bro. You know Manchester Mines, bro.
I'm also a ginger. Shout out to you as well.
I would have known about Manchester Mines
if it weren't for you.
When I joined Wynton.
So, yeah.
Jamzo, thank you for the...
We can see what our max is.
I appreciate you. Thank you so much.
Thank you so, so much.
I appreciate you guys.
We have been so far over
1.1 K I think I can't see it for some reason it is at the bottom of the screen in a minute
Where is it? Oh, yeah 1.1 K chat we've raised and so I've tried it again. We'll have a lot. Let's have a lot
I said it yesterday chat. We've got
100 pounds too much
I'd be much appreciate as you guys don't have to be in a stream is much appreciate active in a chat
Just watching the keeping me tagged whatever birdie to the 21 me bring more people into the stream
But yeah, if everyone did donate a pound for example, that would be
Almost an extra
Which goes to saving lives and to a really really good cause but obviously don't feel like you have to not saying you have to 100%
Not but yeah, remember and this is an important thing to be spoken about chat
You know what I mean mental health, but I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you so much guys
I just tried under a second and it said no, what's the minimum you can spend? Is it £1?
How do I change who's done the most? Let me check who's done the most. I don't know how
to check that. One pound yet after. No, I can't do 50. I can't do 50. I don't know
I don't know if I can check his view donations. Oh, yeah
Yeah
Both reposted expect to better on Korea silver from after the ball of fun. Oh my god. He goes there on source
Here's here's the donation pot shot. So
There's got the another one. Okay. Jams like where is Jams here?
25 pound. I think that was the first one you did jams. So jams has done 25 and then everybody
donated well in man. Shout out to you.
Shoo. Fifty out of 75. If you've done 75 I think jams unless I've missed any more.
Teaser fifth there, Coyd is 34.
Shit, Coyd, you're getting it out of me?
Come on, Coyd.
I think you did more than that.
Coyd, if you get it out, I'll donate it, man.
I thought, now he's down on Coyd.
Now he's down to Coyd.
Every once it deals with charity on that.
No pressure, Coyd.
Yeah, I'll come off.
Jamie, do you know the problem, mate?
Go on the bike.
Coyd was the top donator so far.
I think Colossal is the top.
Oh, let me try it on my phone.
I'm going to donate all of it at the end of the stream.
All of the pot and I'll do it individually, whatever, at the end of the stream.
Mr 41, where's the 41?
It might work here, hang on.
Ginger with a fiver, nice.
Continue.
Big up Michelle like big up big up me mother there with a fiver
Oh
Jammed at 41 as well so 75 and 41 sorry jams. I missed that sorry
Jammed with a father if you don't want it. No, you don't want it and Cory them. We'll leave it, right?
You're the top. I'm on it. You're the top donor
Fucking do you jump so far?
You mad bastard. Thank you very much. Thank you very very much, but I appreciate it 25. Holy shit
I couldn't have all of us in his gone dead fucking hot in there bro from Switzerland. Oh
My god, it's boiling. Do you open that door?
Try get the details of Perangon. Oh
My god, cool. So far. Oh
15 going the boy. Thank you for the 15 pound my
go on dons fucking going off in here lads it is going off go on shot thank you so much
I appreciate it gloss up my gold thank you so much brother as well thank you I
appreciate you thank you thank you thank you absolutely legend brother thank
you so so much go on the phone go on the fucking boy thank you very very much
Man shot one thousand two hundred pound raised already
during the charity stream
29 hours in we've raised one point two K already
Holy fucking shit one thousand two hundred pounds out
They don't try paper on the phone. I'm gonna make sure
What the fuck
God, I'm with the 100 pounds!
Go on, Connor! Go on, CMC!
And the winner 15 needs you in a 25 once at the fog!
Oh my God!
Oh my God, I might have done it!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy shit! Bro, what the fuck?
God!
Oh my fucking God, James!
Go on the bike.
the boy wait that's not right wait wait
oh my fucking god the king the king oh my god
jing with a thousand pounds don't need shit
I'll be your man for the mind
holy shit the fucking gold
he's gonna raise two and a half grand by that
the stream hopefully.
Bro you had a fucking lot of work.
Chad if you go over and donate a quid, donate two quid.
That's going to 2,500.
Oh bro, thank you so much bro, what a legend.
2,500 even if it's just a quid chat.
It's all for a good cause.
Oh my god, don't you fucking jinx.
It's all for a great cause.
It's a mind chest, a mind.
No way bro, Chad, thank you so so much.
So much see emcee mobson
To one hey, that's to one to me by the way for CMC to want me
Oh my god, he's kind of looks a bit like a knockoff see emcee
See emcee on four cam making to people's lives. Yeah, I'm not surprised cora. Take you David on the charity. No chance
Chas with a 50 pound color with a hundred pound and emma would at 15 each with a 25
to injury a thousand pound aiming with a five a bet for the pound come on Jamzo
love the quid mate well in son and Jamzo across the living crisis so I'm not
expecting you all to go over the end but if you've got a spare quid a spare
two quid it all helps saving many lives you're helping a charity to go and help
many many thousand hundred to thousand millions of people around the
world so like genuinely top WTO donating thank you so much thank you
Thank you so much for the 20 pound don't oh, thank you, bro. I appreciate you man. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you so much. Thank you, so much mate. Thank you
Hey, we've hit it! 2.5 grand, go on check, go on, Bennell!
2 out of 5 pounds, and now, thank you, Bennell!
2 out of 5 pounds, and now, thank you, Bennell!
Caravan, 2 out of 5 pounds, mate!
2 out of 7 pounds, Colin, 2 out of 5 pounds,
Scottish Slash, 2 out of 7 pounds, mate!
7 out of 5 pounds, Goldenwood, a 5, 1 pound,
Dayong, with a 1 pound, thank you so much,
Dylan with a 2 pound, holy shit!
Holy, do you trickle!
So, honestly, you guys, it's donating, man!
Mental health is so so important so-called whether you're a female you're male anyone chat like
Please don't ever feel like you're alone man. Don't ever ever feel like you're alone
There is always always someone always someone to take and listen to you and listen to what's going on chat to help you
If you guys are struggling whatever that is
Please don't feel like you're alone chat. Please do not feel like you're alone. Honestly
You guys are the golds man, you guys are the golds.
Go on Peno.
What the hell is going on man?
What the hell is going on?
Sack traders are the five pound.
Toby with a five pound, Beth with a five pound.
Clues are the 10 pound.
Ah Nathan, if you weren't deeply donating something you're fucking minimum to make
you could donate it tomorrow.
Nathan.
So you would have three pounds.
I would have five pounds.
Nathan you've got, you are a fucking honesty mate.
Jesus you would have won a pound.
Fuck Nathan Batesons.
I'm ending soon anyway, because I've got some admin to do and obviously I've got winter training, but Beno and Kami are both going to be streaming.
I'm both going to be streaming the training anyway. Alright, so I'm going to go downstairs do some stuff. I need to do a plan some of you can do.
got one and training, but Beno and Kami are both going to be streaming. Um,
I both could be streaming, um, the training anyway. All right.
So I'm going to go downstairs, do some stuff that I need to do,
plan some YouTube with you, this and stuff like that. Go on,
Mystic Caravan, favorite of five gifted, mate. Good to play coming before me.
Favorite of five brother. I appreciate you man. Thank you very, very much,
mate. Thank you very much, sir. Um, and what I will say is chat,
he's actually closing in. I mean, we were just saying 2,500.
He's actually on the verge of it in 3,000 all right. If you've got us back with going on a set
Going show better some love just give donate a quid to the charity
Honestly, it might seem like not much too. It's a quid with 150 if you do that
It's now 150 quid, which is a mad donation. So yeah, bring the community together going show better some love
Okay, unless it's what you're saying. Yeah, the message is still the same. You're not alone. Okay
Man off. He's obviously massive make sure you speak to people make sure you get the help
You never know and you never ever on your own. You're not the only one whether it's anxiety whether it's depression whether you hear voices
You wake up. You don't feel like doing anything. Okay? Speak to people, right?
I'll send you over to Ben. Oh feel free to go and show some love. Okay?
Make sure you of course donate if you can donate and I will see you all on
Thursday for the bother phone chat. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be sick with those a bit more time to do
without further ado chat the boba fun will be commencing very soon love you all
chat I'll see you all Thursday good night God bless
shopping on some love I seen a bit chat love you all