angryginge13
š„NO DAYS OFF!š„BOVATHON AFTER MATCH!š„DAY TIME DESKTOP!š„JIM LATER!š„MOTM X2š„KOTJš„
08-16-2026 Ā· 6h 38m
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Thank you so so much for watching every day, watching every hour, watching three a day,
whatever you could tune in, whatever you watched it, whether you watched the Rades
Bait in the middle of the night or whether you watched us when we were having dinner.
Honestly, you got us through that as much as some of you have said we got you through
that week.
So, honestly, thank you so so so fucking much.
to sit here and say we achieved 22,500 subs in a week
is fucking ridiculous.
And honest it, thank you so, so much.
Jake Randall and a five as well, go on Jake.
Thank you for the five, brother, I appreciate that, man.
I literally remember as well,
and this isn't me trying to show, I remember.
I was fucking averaging.
Turn this down a bit, fucking well-ordered here.
I remember chat when I was averaging 15 viewers the way it works at the start is you literally
have to have a certain amount of subs to unlock another remote and I think I had four emotes
and I was like two subs away from getting the next remote and it's just stuff like
that I remember and now to say I've got 34,000 subscribers is yeah I wouldn't even
I'm gonna say it's a dream country because it's something I've never dreamt of, can I never thought it would possible?
Do you know what I mean? So, genuinely, thank you so so fucking much from start to finish, from today, from Wednesday, from four years ago when I started watching, from three years ago, two years ago, honestly, thank you so fucking much, my goats, thank you, honestly.
And it will all be going to a great cause. It will all be going to the G.I.N.G.E. foundation.
Now then, got the nice bell out the way. You fucking pricks. You absolute fucking bell
ends. You fucking horrible bastards. Why the fuck am I jumping out of a plane now?
you twats. You absolute fucking dickheads. Cheers for that. Fucking buzzing. Buzzing for
that. I've got to get a tattoo. I've got to fucking jump over the plane and I've got to
Get me a pest
Hang on
Is the air paste was that on there or I did that in
Mate bro, I need to go. Let me go. Let me dead. I'd let me go. Let me dead. I'd one minute
Hehehehe! One minute!
Jim! Get the fuck out of my answer!
To the floor! There you go! Two minutes ago he's doing it!
No, you're not putting it in again! Fuck off!
Sorry, Tia. Sorry about that.
neighbor knocked on honestly neighbor knocked on sorry about that if you want
honest to God these fucking neighbors what a fucking tune the brightness
colors fill my head a million dreams are keeping me awake what do I say now
But yeah, honestly, I'm now going to organise, jump it out of the plane, get in the earpiece,
having a tattoo and ghost hunting at Pendalloo with me, Nana.
So we've got some fucking good things up and coming, we've got some big, some good
fucking things up and coming.
And a 24 hour stream, 24 hour stream, but I'm going to do that for charity, I'm
going to do the 24 hour for charity.
So I'm very, I'm excited for that.
Jimmy, 2434 mate, Tom, 2437, go on.
Right, let me go.
Let me message Red Bull.
This is something I thought I'd never say.
Why is Beano ringing me?
Hey Beano, you OK mate?
Yeah, not too bad, thanks mate, just live on stream.
Yeah, love that was on the stream watching,
class and big, good stream, love that.
Oh, nice, I've got a prime B note, do you want it?
No, give me a zero one, a little black, calm one,
take on.
Yeah, fair enough.
I just can't help but notice
you fucking didn't skydive it.
Yeah, yeah, we did hit that, we did hit that goal, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all right, yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, right, OK, that's sick.
Nice, that's good.
Yeah, yeah.
So we should probably do it together, yeah?
Oh, you regretful as well?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
that's from you, come on.
That's from you, come on.
What, you're laughing at Spanish?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Bless me.
That's what you call a mosh of it.
Always, I'm going to have to do it with my girlfriend.
So I actually can vlog it.
You can vlog it.
I went to H-Treatment.
Oh, right, okay, I'm with you, right. Yeah, no worries. I'll speak to Red Bull and see what I can do, mate.
Yeah, yeah, hold him, sir, class up.
No problem. I'll send him a WhatsApp right now, mate.
Yeah, you can do that, mate. Thank you for your moments.
I just want to say it fucking well, bro, didn't you, mate?
I'll fucking take a day off.
Thank you. No, I appreciate it, mate. Thank you.
Stay back. Just like Michelle. You know what I mean?
Are you going live today as well, Bino?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Even though you're late right now,
I'm getting fucking getting breakfast, getting showered,
and we're not born quite early.
Oh, wow, what are you doing late tonight?
Nothing.
Just gonna keep on swimming tall at a time.
Oh, okay, nice. I like that.
Love that from you, babe.
Yeah, there's a couple people that have noticed
some good tech days off.
Yeah.
And I'm like, yeah, but I'm a bit of a tech talker,
pretend I was not all in.
Yeah, I do, I read the comments,
you got absolutely fucking torn apart.
Yeah, that's all important, look at me, fuck it's that noise from the street
But do you know what, I'm fucking glad because now you know what's gonna happen next time you go on holiday
So hopefully you'll never have another one
Nah, nah, nah, I'll just wait for the right time
Yeah, alright, wait till you hear that, wait till you hear that
Yeah, I have to air and hold it, you know what I mean?
I'm with that
Just wanna clear out, I'm definitely not on hold it, I'm very much on noise
Alright, perfect, that's fucking great news, Beano, you let me know when you're on May
We could maybe play some games together and stuff and like
I could, yeah, I'll make sure I say something fucking top up
Yeah, fucking mint proper top notch stuff mate.
Yeah, proper top notch full-time streaming mate.
That is what you are now, affected by a full-time stream mate.
No one can even come from my...
Nope.
It's been like fucking 40-ball days, I've been looking for it for years, I've been looking for it for 40-ball.
It's been on the same road.
And it's not stopping, generally speaking.
I'm sort of sad I can just camp, start fucking streaming mate.
And it's just all around.
Good, that's what I like to say.
like to say, that's the thing, when you get momentum,
you don't wanna kill it.
You don't wanna kill it, mate.
Yeah, you can't kill it, James,
cause she just got me,
and it's gonna keep her going, you know what I mean?
Exactly, exactly.
Right, I would message Red Bull now and crack on her,
and I'll let you know what to say, mate.
Yeah, talk about it, enjoy your time.
If this is the case,
make sure you're drinking Red Bull on stream.
Oh, mate, 400%, 400%.
All right, good stuff, mate.
All right, I'll let you know.
Enjoy your stream, mate, talk about it.
Chop man, chop man, proper mad for it, go on look here, proper diesel, go on look boy, fuck it off.
Hi everyone, hope you are all doing great.
I hit a sub goal in the bovathon
where I now have to skydive
and I would love to live stream it, are you able to help me and Beano do this?
Because in both it's it.
Thank you.
You're sincere, King.
Oh, I'm going to admit it also. I've not even done it yet. We've we've I'm going to whoa
listen, listen. Let's have a look shall we monetization new.
Aye, let's have a look at the summit near the ads. It could be a long day for the
the non subs. It could be a long day for the non subs. Let's have a look.
No, I'm all right. This is I don't know if I can show this. I think I can. So basically,
oh, no, I can't. So basically what's in front of me right now is it shows the question.
How many minutes of ads do you want to run per hour?
And then there's a low, and there's a high, and there's a bar.
And you can drag the circle to high or low.
Mine is banged on in the middle.
All right.
What else do I say?
I disable pre-roll ads.
So when someone clicks on the stream,
I make sure they're always off.
Because the worst thing to do when you click on someone's stream
is get hit with an ad.
So I actually run 7 minutes, 7 minutes of adverts an hour, which breaks it down to,
there's a 3 minute ad break every 25 minutes, which I think is quite good.
Am I wrong?
I think that's quite good. Not even bad to be honest, exactly. And now that we've got you
on my side, we all agree it's a bit too good, let's up it. Right, let's move it to 10 minutes.
So the highest you can run an hour is 22 minutes 30 seconds
Yes, thank you javish. You're right. Hi, I'm Morgan. You're right. I'm just looking Cisco. All right
That's fucking proper. It's a sick mate. That is fucking buzzing fire. Oh, thank you
Is that it is it
No
Drop something off at your house. Is that all right? Oh, I've got your mics
Yeah, I found out either in a cupboard and I had
Yes, okay
We're dropping off
Right, okay. Yeah, that's fine. Make no worries. Um, can you can you nip and get me some some stuff then if you go in Tesco?
I mean I as well. Get him Jakey Davis. Can you get me four can, can you got a pen and
paper? Pen and paper. Oh for fuck. Ella get the pen now. Get the fucking click at me.
Oh. Fist it one you are. Alright go on. Alright can I get four, four can the Red
Both full sugar please. Yeah. Thank you. Um, can I get some canal cherries? Yeah. Thank you. Um, can I get some organic free range eggs?
Yeah. Um, can I get some semi skimmed milk? Just one liter or one pint will do. Sorry. Yeah. Um, whoa.
Hey, bring me your fucking family shop, I've got my milk and all that.
And to be honest, can you get me a meal deal, but a meal deal of your choice please?
Oh, I'm going to have a meal deal with that.
Right, that's everything, thank you, thank you so much.
Junior butting, we're really salty butting.
I'll come in though, coming your way.
Oh dear.
Just a quick one, did you hit the sky dive Jake?
It was then on the list. Oh, okay. No, I mind that you're right. I had a dream. I had an horrible dream last night
Yeah, oh go on
If it's make it as I say one if it's got mirrors involved that's fucked
What the fuck no go on?
Don't me you be you know
And the other both boys say he's in Chazza, right? It was on a plane
right
And the engine shut down and we crashed into water. Yeah, right
Was it what sort of crash was it was a decapitated fireball or was it more of a soft landing?
It turns out the captain. Yeah, it was looking for the cover job for some reason and he won't let us off the plane. Yeah
I will last I like cry a little bit. So I'm scared. Yeah, right and then be on stag. What would you cry for your lizard?
We're fine. We're fine.
And then you were just kind of just sat there,
just doing what you did.
And you just actually kind of just sat there.
We asked for a store anyway and then I woke up.
It was really scary.
Right, well as long as you're alright, you've not got,
you weren't actually on the plane mate, I'm up here.
No, no, no, yeah.
I kept breathing and stuff so I was alright.
You felt really real.
Yeah, good.
Well at least you've kind of lived in the moment now.
You could argue that you can say you're a survivor.
I actually do feel that kind of way.
Exactly. How do you feel that the sort of trend of egging your car is now passed because the
bother fund is over? Honestly, I'm really, really happy. I don't actually know if I sent it into the
group chat but the eggshells have actually sucked some of the paint off of my card. I don't know
if I sent the picture yet. Oh wow, which throw was it? Chaz's, yeah. Oh right, sorry, that's
not me since I'm all right and obviously I'll tell you what then you
send me a photo of it so I can have a look and you can fix both of our cars
well is that it sounds good to me I'm gonna put you know just down the line
make no worries oh my god no way yeah no way look at that chat it's oh my god
that's that's got to be sure they're right off that has to be a right off
I'm not going to say the best, but why is one laughing that's actually damaged?
That's damaged? Are you insured for that?
All I'm going to say, all I'm going to say here is if that damage was on a one-on-one
Saka.
100%
It wouldn't be funny, would it?
No, no, it wouldn't. But that's the thing, Jake. You should have got him back with
that. You should have got his cards and egged a Saka.
Well, what he didn't realise is on the last day of the summer fun is I spoke to
to his head and shoulders and he'd been using it for three days so I'm feeling quite happy
at the moment. That's why his hair dies come out. He's had jizz in his hair. Okay. Interesting.
Very interesting. Right, well no worries. I won't shut you down anymore Jake. But yeah,
cheer for letting me know mate. Alright, no worries then. I'll see you in about 30 minutes.
See you in a bit, Cot. I'll let me self in. You won't. No, no, come on. Alright,
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, thank you.
No, it's been all right.
Bye-bye.
Say, oh, we've had replies in the group already.
Chazer has responded to the photo input.
That's why you don't throw eggs on it.
Beano has responded, expensive to fix, question mark.
Taze has responded,
there's no way he's still hearing about his car.
I've still not had my clean,
this problem's gonna be fucked.
Be no put that young lad probably fucked it up long.
Jakey put Jim Jasper the picture on stream.
I'm now gonna put what you want about.
There you go.
And be no put probably straight to it.
There we go.
Perfect.
Sharan 25, Devon,
give it eight months mate.
Cato 24, Jimmy 34,
net 23, Luke 11, Craig from the 27.
I mean, at the end of the day, I've saw Jackie Eggie's own car in person. So as far as I'm
concerned. I'm going to moment, just I'm going to moment let me just, um, can I? I don't want to, um,
I don't want to panic anyone. I don't want to, you know,
I don't want to panic anyone more than anything. But has anyone seen the brand new
Lightning McQueen Crocs. Has anybody seen them?
Lightning McQueen Crocs! Brand new ones!
oh my god red ones and now there's blue ones
on the back of everything. So sick. They are so sick. They're out on the nine, they're
out on the 16th it says on the post. They're out on the 16th and they light up. You know,
can tell by the flash by the way today no 16th of next month sorry 16th of next month 16th
Oh, just one moment.
Let me go and get me other crocs
that I've not shown you that I've got.
Just bear with me.
Hey, look at that, bubboys.
me Spider-Man ones!
got me Spider-Man ones
which is fucking mint, i cant lie
How are you? Copy me now, I'm having four ages, thank you.
So keep it a private. Very, very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much.
People are saying post a Trudy VOD. All VODs have been posted.
Trudy should be up.
Yeah, every single one's up. Oh, can I just say sorry about my stream ending randomly
on Friday Chazer ended it and just didn't tell me
Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily Emily
for every five gifts and Emily love I appreciate you a lot you're a fucking legend thank
Thank you so so so so so much.
You couldn't find day 3.
I've got to say, they're all there, this is what it looks like.
Midday stream, Bonnefond soon, there you go.
Bonnefond day 1, I think.
Oh no, this isn't day 1, is it?
Oh shit!
I've not even watched the rest of them back, you know.
I've not even watched it back.
Like shaving your blimmin' heads, skydiving, and getting in the bath of God knows what.
W's in the chat, right, blimmin' now, guy!
What's that?!
Hup!
Haha!
HAHAHA!
Hup!
Hup!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
Hup!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
AAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAA!
It's lemon!
Chasme and John Cena actually does work a bit, I can't lie!
It's non-coffee!
It actually does work!
Oh, you don't fucking you do not flip is that off?
Oh, there you go.
That's a few weeks.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, faster.
John Cena.
Come on.
Hey, Kamzee.
Famous of five, Kamzee.
Thank you so much, Kamzee.
I appreciate the five.
Oh.
I've gotten by the leg.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
By the way, they actually fucked up her so in rehearsal
Taze goes into that a camsie favorite of five. I appreciate that camsie. Thank you brother, right?
So I've come off what's that's met up in it. Obviously does that he catches it?
Then Taze needs to swing his right his leg round to the right so then Chaz turns naturally
obviously he doesn't he tries he's going left here but change is going right
which is why whatever that is and then it obviously improved oh my god John
seen us out for the cold what is Steve going to do here oh he's going crazy
it's not only Bimino Colgan oh my god it's J.T. Davidson or as known as the Hulk
Colgan hey cool do you have something to say mate fire activity
Colgan oh my god it's J.T. Davidson or as known as the Hulk Colgan
Oh
Blimey now folks, this one's gonna get dirty. Oh, oh
Wow
By the way, Bino was never meant to be Miguel. Bino had a full costume right and he was meant
to be. This was his entrance song I think. No that was it yeah, Bret Hart. Bret Hart which
obviously in the wrestling world is a big wrestler but he didn't know him. He was like
I don't want this song, I don't want this song, I don't fucking beat McLeod.
Yeah, you didn't want that song.
So that's why he was McLeod.
Here comes time, enter in the ring.
Oh!
He's a bit naked, I don't know what else about.
Here comes time, he's jibbling.
More than the ring.
Oh, the tag teaming!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, hi!
Oh, he's twacking his bum.
Oh God, he's on the right...
He's on the right fair fight.
So good.
Come on!
You're my little friend!
Oh, hi!
Timing on that was good, wasn't it?
It can't be.
It is!
It is!
It is!
It is!
It's the feminine undertaker!
It's the feminine undertaker!
Oh my heavy style!
Oh my heavy style!
That's the ginge!
That's the undertaker that's here!
And he means this thing!
Oh my god!
God!
To get the point, we can do it anyway!
Oh!
Shote slam!
Oh!
Oh, what a shoot slam!
Ah!
Ah!
Here comes Jinch.
Oh!
He's off!
Oh!
Undertaker's under...
No, no, no, no.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Got it on the takeout.
Ha ha!
Oh my god!
Oh, right in the balls, Jas, right in the balls.
Oh, Blimmer down.
Oh, check the side of the floor.
Oh, Blimmer down the ass is shook.
Sweet tune music.
Here comes the Undertaker.
Is that it? He like opening his tights?
It's me with a big kick.
Oh, hey, that was bad!
That wasn't bad do you know?
Hey, that was not bad at all.
You got to check.
What about it?
Here comes the undertaker, larking his opponent.
Hits him with a big kick.
That weren't bad.
What's the undertaker going to do here, folks?
Oh.
Can you take a bump in that fucking coat?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh, my God, I don't know what he's at.
And I'm won!
And he's done it!
Just blame it!
He's done it!
Come on!
But here comes Jakey!
Oh, my God!
I just went off scripts letting it me turned around look to him and you fucking joke something
because he'd have been thinking what the fuck he's going on fucking what that was good
And then he says waking up I got in bed. Oh definitely waking up
Wait was night one
What's this? What's Chaz doing? Ah, Chaz came in and he's been a fucking nub, weren't
it?
Did I throw the speaker?
Luckily it's on the uncommon clip.
Oh yeah, that was... this is after.
Oh, that's the end of the line.
Are you going to rate them two some time?
The knife's fucking broke.
One, two, three, you're taking the piss.
I'm going to get the other one now.
No, don't break my arm.
it was quite dickish that I think the bunk beds is a really good idea weren't it where
we all sat down there at night I thought it was really really good I sleep me fucking
I kept me trackies on get four days to live right you can only wear left shoes and you
normally open doors when you run
I just fucking hate my bike
you prick
oh
this is a
mck chaz is open for the first
ah
oh
da da da da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
boom boom boom boom boom
I thought the bottle was what you were doing
oh that's Tony
Tony you dick
He hit this one day, honestly, day two, innit?
Mental.
What other days were quite funny?
Well, I mean, I felt like every day was fucking funny in some way or another.
Oh my God, bro.
Show me me doing the one chip.
I will never do that again.
Get the tunes on, lad. Get the tunes on.
Oh my God.
You can have the stream down there.
Get the tunes on, get the tunes on.
Oh my God, yeah, what was Pye doing?
I want a bag of chat.
Alright, guys, I got away to weight jumping over there.
I've just played a few.
Yeah, motherfuckers tonight, chat, just playing a few songs to keep us away.
And everyone I know the lyrics to, but I feel like this is going to 5am gang, let me see
in the fucking chat.
Oh, is it when we're not spent half the fucking night?
Oh, that's an area.
Oh, yeah.
I saw someone comment on a TikTok of a clip of this, right, and they were putting
like fucking else you don't want much I'm saying you fucking like the definition
of not watching streams and just seeing clips it's not much really obviously I
need everything I could get washing a dry but I can't get them all
It's a match of chalery, round four, which was this night.
Let's do more to come!
At least to lay back down, you can say you are here.
Oh my god, everybody is here.
Imagine if you have to wake up tomorrow.
Yeah, you've got to put that in the...
When I went silent...
I'm not leaving my job yet.
No I'm not.
You have no problem doing it again, wouldn't it?
Well, is he careful?
Open!
Oh, you can see my eyes, never fed.
The thing is, Tay's actually...
because he doesn't drink it gets drunk easier.
If me and Tay's had one buzz ball,
just three, two, one and do this.
By the way, I cannot put into words the immediate spice in your mouth.
I thought it wouldn't hurt until you swallowed it right?
Na na na na na na.
Soon as you put it on your tongue and you start chewing, fuck.
You can't think about how you might have taken out of it.
Five four three two one.
Oh!
Joey.
Joey.
Wow.
No milk.
No milk at all.
Oh it's down.
Oh.
Two two two two.
You've done it.
You've done it.
Oh my god.
Ten, Swarovic, you don't milk today!
Nine mil, nine mil, come on!
Stop the timer!
Ten starts with Jack.
Look at him if you want me to stop!
At this point, I'm now starting to think, nah.
I regret this.
No!
Do you want to come up?
Nah, I'm not going to do that.
The most annoying thing is everyone saying, nah,
don't drink milk, don't drink milk,
because all the things you want to do is just get it down immediately.
mind over matter remember when you act hail it just makes the I don't know
what it is right but what obviously when you breathe it in it's like oh I can't
win it's so bad it's so bad
What are you from?
You're gonna throw me a bunch of shit on the top
Mind of a matter
Oh my god my tummy on fire
It is the whole point of a matter
Do you remember what I meant to the show?
You fucking did me I didn't
Mind of a matter
Fucking that is shambolitely shit
I'm not fucking doing it though was it what I did fifty fifty three seconds of it which is basically just beginner
But that was so fucking painful. Honestly. I can't put into words. Have any of you've ever done it?
Like it was so oh my god. Yeah, show me the quarry and Ben. Oh what what what day was this day five?
That's fishing when
jakey fuck he went home
oh jakey's going to watch the bomb
that hurt a fly
unless he bowls
there you go
that's in the morn
we're in bond
day 4
you've got IRL, PO Box, midday, bomb
on one, day 5, they sit
it's because of the storage
There's a website, I'm pretty sure you can go on to have a look because look I've got
Central Park, I've got ones from when we were in America, but then some of these like it
goes from day one to day six there, but we only restarted it though, didn't it?
That's why, because we only restarted it, but it shouldn't go from day one to fucking
day five. No chance. And this is day one. This is Wingstop, isn't it? Go on, J-Kiss.
videos day five both on day four day three okay so what we're saying day
before you reckon it was better.
For real.
I like it.
Could it?
So you can't believe it.
You put it on and watch out.
This has to be co-
Well, that's hard.
This is true. There you go.
No, Mods. We're missing the sun.
Actually, I can't. I can't look at.
I can't?
Just can't
What fucking someone just says she gives me a seminar is so bad
First we had round as Ian Salim then it was Corrie and Benham day one day free. Oh
Okay, I'm gonna go to day one and go to the end and see who's there
What are you doing, mate?
You just try getting...
It was Dave fire the day of football.
It was, yes, you're right. It was. It was Dave. Yeah.
It was the football. That's the football. Yeah, you're right.
Because we were knackered.
But this is when the football started.
Oh!
What does it mean? It was Dave.
Thanks for day four
Day three day four at the end I think it would have been here
Give me when we've woke up
Well, no, I was the whole bit. Oh my god, I don't think
Was that be you know
Something all spicy the same mean not me no gay
I thought this was the night before football
Oh that was a mafia night
You can write what I can't find it I was just gone from the start day three at the
Why the fuck he's 10 people in the room?
fucking hell without a flat.
So mate, Ben, why's it a mood?
Because I'm not fucking...
Look, is the pin for it out there?
It's not off-cam 2016 just in Beacons.
It's been out of his bed.
Let me go unlock the door for Jake one minute.
I thought you smacked the shit out of me before.
The fucking fucking last cut of Shrek.
Is that his speaker?
Kathleen, phone, the power's too on.
Well, what's your cell phone?
Band.
Yeah, her?
Oh, oh, oh.
No, it's a piece of paper.
J.G.B.
Let me see what spring is like on...
Oh, my best book.
Shh!
Oh, take this over there.
Put some up here.
That's where the puppy's coming from.
You're not mad at me.
You're not.
You're going to apologize to his wife?
No.
Oh, it's never his fault.
It's never his fault.
I've been visiting a fucking pissing me off.
Yeah, but I've got these things to react to.
I can't recall it.
That was his job.
He's been asked to do it.
He's been asked to do it.
You didn't do it.
You were designed for people to do that.
Hey, there's nothing that works better right than the the rage bait of us constantly saying I'm not being funny
But you knew what you signed up for we've all organized this thing
You knew you knew this was coming because majority of it we didn't know was coming
I lose me edit Riz one. No, I don't really need mad book
bro you're a grinder nope I'm on grinder thank you James now I preach that
I just walked me up out and I fucking in the cells
Wonder what time is it?
Perceiver 21 mate, Celtic given two months, so given 17 mate.
Yeah.
Can't see fuck all though.
World chat, chat. Listen.
And listen.
They couldn't handle it.
Wasn't that crazy though?
I'm going to join them.
Chill out, man.
Keelan, jibber the 34, mate.
Gordon McCall, fuck off.
Fuck off, that was it.
He's also going to have to be doing the power.
Fuck off.
No, he's going to be doing the power.
That's coming up.
Oh, better.
I'm going to hear it.
Remove.
He's going to turn it around a little bit.
So we've got a one in the tag.
Okay. Okay. Who's this trust that ginger? Everyone's saying one.
He's got to be an old friend of mine. He's just at least got to be an old friend of mine.
Where is he? Oh, he's might have been in prison. Yeah, tonight he did the thingy check.
Well, the thingy in it. Amanda Holder.
Literally all of you can now get paid.
Oh
You they all stopped in the back for the last night, didn't there oh my god, he was so skinny, bro
Alicia Dixon
The signs were there, the signs were there, but he didn't listen, he didn't listen, fucking
What are you doing there?
Playing old Vox?
Oh, Tayden used to have a different card, didn't he?
I'll say I prefer his old one.
That sofa, by the way, in that apartment is one of the shitty sofas I've ever sat on.
and FIFA was good. What year is this? Probably not. Oh my god, is this on the way back from
the zoo? It is, isn't it? What the fuck do you sign up for?
What's Corey doing? What's up with them now? Code Bar, 10% off free shipping. Free sample
pack if you add it to your cart. Check out. You're telling me you don't want to try
I mean look at this it's gonna taste amazing or any of the ready-to-drink cans that are in that
We're on it this is the last day in it
I didn't see when he got to out
Did he say
I'm a new dresser, I'm day after day.
That's actually true.
Let's have some bites.
Fucking hell, baby must be starting straight.
He's got the quarries mum open that she doesn't know.
Jake just fucking put it in the contract mate.
He can't just keep swapping it in out camera man.
Honest to God.
Guys get Corey's man to cameraman now because he's fucking left you know. Come on mate. Honest to fucking God.
Oh.
Legend.
Rav Rav, Steve, you're free agent now. Check me, need to get a hold of CMC mate. Nah, he's on stream mate, he's fucking, he's on it with us.
He knows the law. He knows the law.
Whoa! He did yesterday!
Did he fuck under my fucking supervision?
What's his twitch name? I thought it was Cameron Mantar, Mr. M...
contract immediately immediately you got 500 subs in it fucking twat
shit done that you fucking knobhead phone went flying you fucking dick what
a fucking dick shit me self Chris for 28 months thank you Chris you're fucking
twat mate. Bro, I actually, I'm not having it. People can't tell my hair's got highlights
in by the way. It's I actually see it more and more every day. Look how dark this is,
which is my actual hair compared to this. It's so light. Look at the difference. That's
That's how ginger I was. That now.
You can tell, thank you.
If you couldn't tell, honestly, I'd go, I'd go.
But you can fucking tell.
You just want me to fucking do it again.
And I know I've got to jump out the fucking plane,
but we've got bigger problems.
Don't know how you justify some of these players.
Hi guys out of me and we've
I'm ringing CMC.
He's not answering me so I'll give him to the end of this video.
Hi guys out of me and we've
outside old Trafford one one another drawer old Trafford more points dropped
20 games unbeaten but 10 of them have been draws that basically show you
where our problems are or are there bigger problems that man you know bigger
Bigger problems as big as players. I don't know how you justify.
Bottle job tonight, all of them, and six knees drawing, as Lingard.
What do you do? What is going on?
Don't sign it mate, just go!
I'm not hyping this kid. Can you blame Dysselingard?
No, I can't blame all of them. The pressure, they're not delivering.
And look at the comfort zone, I don't want to say this, I'm really upset, I'm agitated.
What the f***ing bottle job's the law of them?
I'm sorry, all of them.
It's not down to Jose, it's down to every player on that pitch.
Rojo, Fellaini, Tenaya, all of them tonight, not delivering.
And then they've just had clear- clear- go, er, re- re- appreciate a lot of them for now.
All fucking bottle jobs.
I'm sorry, and I'm fucking sick of this.
Deliver all the-
Or just don't fucking bomb it, turning up.
Some would say,
you need to wait.
You need to give it time.
God, dickhead.
You need to give the manager time.
Oh, I'll give him time!
Some of these players, I don't know their team.
He's brought in four players.
Four of his own players, and the rest of him,
You know, fuck off in the summer, summer of the summer.
Sorry, because I am...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Everyone's upset, everyone's upset, but these players stand up for the match.
Where the shit, where the fucking batsman's done bribe?
Oh fuck off in the summer.
Um, top four gone?
Yes, gone, finished, finished, so...
You throw all your eggs into the Europa League now.
Is that dangerous? It's a cup competition.
Yeah, you throw in your...
I thought...
your legs your bread and butter
it's not acceptable
10 draws
it's not acceptable
the players don't
the fans deserve better
you know what the fuck
we salvaged the point
we salvaged the point
we salvaged the point
you're right
you see how it was
it was
what happened
What happened? What happened? What happened? I'll tell you what happened. Alright. I've
heard that you've gone live yesterday. Right. I've heard. And I've heard you stream for two
hours and you've had 500 subs. Alright. Now, I'm just wondering, we need to get this
contract signed where I get 80% of everything.
Are you not 6 there?
Nope, that was for both. It's 80 for you.
All right, yeah. Yeah, we'll get that sorted then.
Can we get that sorted ASAP? Is that all right, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, understood.
Perfect. Thank you very, very much, mate. I appreciate that.
And next time, can you just let me know when you're going to go live just so I can approve or disprove it?
Right, so I have to book it in like holidays.
Yeah, basically, yeah.
Understood, mate. How many holidays do I have?
Er, you get four, yeah.
So four streams a year.
What's gonna do that anyway?
Perfect, no worries mate. See you in a bit.
See you in a bit.
Right, I'm glad we've started that, Al.
Bloody Al.
Honest, that's panicking, then.
Fucking Al.
Does CMC get A slash L?
I don't know what A slash L is, mate.
Everyone doing Danny, what's he doing?
FCA I think.
He's got a new haircut.
Ah, Kit.
Oh, did you try to become human water game?
And any day?
Water man. Water man.
Oh, annual leave.
Nah, I don't get that.
Well, he's not there at the minute.
Little buddy doing cooking.
Feet for kill.
Well, he's got chestnut.
My name is Walter. I don't know why.
Yeah, well, appreciate you coming over here, man.
Welcome, welcome.
10 and 2. Ethan grow, bro. By the way, I followed this guy because he's a fucking modding cash
flow stream years ago, years ago. Oh shit, don't think the thing. That's fairs. Check
What's up?
No fun on me. What's up?
Right
Where's it gone?
Anything else for the butterfly? Yeah, it's worth me watching over again. There's so many good moments. I can't lie, but
check see I'm seeing what's up he's not something to fit the giveaways if you're
about that I know
He's put me in his in his tanks. Oh my
What team's that? Oh is that Rashford?
Chip Aldenial. He's met Gore. Oh that's me.
The Angry Ginger. Angry Ginger 2. Angry Ginger.
The Angry Ginger, Angry Jinx 2, Angry Ginger, has someone got the name Angry Ginger?
Just the name and no numbers.
So it's surely someone has Angry Jinx Junior?
Someone will have, won't they?
Look at the AI, I do TikToks, hang on.
No!
No! No!
I don't know why, by the way, that was even sent over.
Botherfog.
Going back to the corner, where I first saw you
Gonna get me a sleepy bag, I'm not gonna move
Got some words I'll call, boy Got your picture in my head
And say, if you see this girl, can you tell her where I am
So try to hand me money, they gon' understand
I'm not broke, I'm just a broken hearted man
Going back to
Everybody they don't understand
But yeah, the big announcement is
I'm gonna be taking 12 months off
Well that fucking lasted long, I've not had a fucking day off since.
What were you like?
But yeah, the big announcement yesterday, what a day off mate, I was on stream.
Oh there's fucking guy.
My god just died!
Oh fuck you mate, I'm sucking in spiky Fc!
Piss off!
Use the bodies Rob, one
I'm sure the tank's in bonafide
Check
I love you all! We love you all!
Mikey so much!
Make sure to subscribe!
We love you so much!
No more fireworks mate, nice.
We would have been fucked chat, we wouldn't have had a camera man all week, we wouldn't
Coming under 24
Today fucking breathing it. Oh my god. Is that because of the pyro? Oh
My god
Oh
Love the stars
time out of time
if you fall I'll get you away
I'll be waiting
time out of time
f***in' pat airs, right?
ooooh, I like this
that's good
That's a good ending. I like that. Oh, that's a very good ending.
Don't forget, people are going to win money for the best ending. This is definitely not
the hour I've kept you.
Sorry, what the fuck was Jake doing then?
Sorry
That's the only reason I thank you so so so fucking much
If you want something you can have that song no no i want to i don't want to take
star off you that was a belter from me that was a belter thanks chat um
Um, Ethan, I'm not gonna ask mate, you okay, Vod guy mate?
Thank you so much!
If you want something, can I have that one?
No, no, I don't want to take the star off you.
You alright, camera?
I am just in fucking life.
Oh.
The butterfly.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
The end of an era.
You know.
We're all just getting fucking started.
All right, no worries.
We'll fuck it off then.
Sorry.
Get him like this.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, was the audio like that the whole time?
I'm gonna stay away!
I'm gonna fight!
I'm gonna put you through my face!
Stay away!
Yeah, I'll at least be known for that to say.
I'm gonna stay away!
I'm gonna fight!
I'm gonna fight!
Stay away!
I am just a fucking...
You know what I mean?
What? What?
What's he saying?
Is it?
Get on the case!
Oh, they're coming in! They're coming in!
I mean, this one. And then you us.
Oh, this tune fucking takes me off.
It's not a good time, man. Such a shit song.
What time? I didn't mind, Rihanna, I was actually seeing your idea.
What the fuck is he doing?
Oh!
What are you doing?
But he did Bino get up and start dancing!
Oh my god, no idea.
It skipped five seconds of being I was up.
That's fucking hilarious.
It's nice.
It's nice.
It's nice.
Shuros, OceanEye, Feminine22 Ocean, go on, thank you so much OceanEyes.
Oh fucking it's applied to him actually.
Where's he gone?
He sent me the holiday.
He has sent me the holiday.
It is in Benadam.
I'm not going to leave while they're going, just in case.
Just in case they don't want it.
The total...
Are we ready?
Ā£6,564.
It's a 12-man, it's a 12-man Benidorm holiday and that's including flights,
bar gauge transfers and everything. And they are going with jet too. I was expecting close
to 10. I can't lie. So I'm, well, I want some fucking app, but they've gone for a classic
I mean the hotel everything like that is I can't lie. They've not took the piss
They didn't take the piss
Oh
DJ there we go. What's this there? Oh my fucking god. Thank you, Keaton bro
Sweet heart headed believer, we can't see, share screen, now, I was just on the, this
I'm sorry. You can see now.
When I had you to myself, I didn't want you around.
Those pretty faces always made you stand out in a crowd.
But someone beat you from the barge one glass was all it took.
Now it's most to late for me to take a second look.
Oh baby, give me one more chance.
Terry and I love you.
Oh
Oh my god, I reposted one of these
I'm sure I did I reposted like a just a derma olery there you go
Oh my god, I saw this this morning. This was actually so good
Back in the day back in the day. This was the go
Saturday went to town pick a town words obviously and they'll
Get excited fucking wait for the boss get on the boss
got game breaks had a look around in Primark with me man
Playstation 2 again
and you always end up in a little cafe all like a fucking Morrison's cafe a
summer so go it
well 2.3 my god Jesus is any of the bottle ones I've reposted and that's my
Oh, what's this?
It's a man United's first kid I've ever heard of him, revaged and advised Bruno
You know you get that
So sick
And I'm actually the cover of it as well from the other thing that's fucking unreal
Haha dog who was trying to stop?
Anything else? Oh
Green givin a 31 mate
Go on green. I'm not going only 400 over you Chas
I
That was that was these times
Oh
Okay, I got off now. Oh, yeah fell returns tomorrow mate
Oh my God!
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!
F**k's sake man!
By the way, how man's this?
You know where are many of...
I know, Pug of War 3, what is wrong with that?
So funny!
See where they play.
Where they play? How they play?
If they play, I love Jose.
Anything else?
What's this?
What are you prioritising, show?
Oh yeah, what the fuck is this, by the way?
Generally, the mum alienated his father from him by telling lies about his dad from Charlie
Ola.
Now, if that is not my dad's burner, I fucking, I've got no idea that I've got to be my dad's
burner.
Has to be.
Has to be.
I'm his dad's.
Honestly, I guess the fucking police records and all that I just made up as well.
Do you know what I mean?
I judged ginger first for being a Man United supporter, but it just shows you can support
my United and still be a beautiful human.
Cheers to that, Ollie.
She judged me because Shark Cave is better than a Dyson.
Yeah, no shit.
That's why I made her get a Dyson.
I didn't make it.
I just suggested she should.
Fine to meet you.
What else?
Specs are...
Specs wax him.
Oh by the way, still not got any air on that leg, still hair missing, when does it start to grow back?
Four.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What?
Three to four weeks.
What's going on?
He's got me permanent hair dye.
So I'm blue and then so we're saying get a bus club, but then a fucking grow back
blue.
I'm fucked, bro.
Yeah, permanent, you've got that seeder.
Bro, what does permanent mean?
It means forever.
Yeah.
So if you've got a bit more on it, you've screwed it back on me, because I've got
it in my skin.
I don't want to be blue.
Yeah, that was being on the job.
Oh
Fuck it. Oh my god. Yes. Thank you. That is crazy. Oh, this was so fun of the second time
How good was it with expressions? Oh my god. Oh my god, Nikita fucking spamming it
You are one who wants to one sing back on the X factor
I just fell it on both. I just fell it on both. It was not as painful.
So good. So good.
I was actually funny as well, the fact that we just went to a random bar and there was just two of them and they were just happy to have a nice little chat and gossip.
And it just helped the whole thing. Like look.
Oh my god fucking funny that
You're actually shooting shooting shot the fuck up
And the end result is shocking it did not look any blonde in that light
What's this?
Excuse me.
What's this?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, I can't lie, that was pretty fun there.
And I've got a colour for a run, I've got new clothes,
It's not closing, we don't...
Woooo!
Wait, wait, wait!
Get the fuck out of here!
Yeah, get it, cheers for that!
Cheers for that.
Cheers for that.
What do you do really, mate?
Cheers for that.
Don't worry about it, just don't worry about it.
Expressions clip about oh, yeah, bro one person said he was a he's big inside
Can you just make sure you can fit in one of them chairs because he's quite a big love that salt
He's he's obese from the NHS you are obese
Yeah, I just want to make sure though, isn't it?
I'm sorry, before we use our tokens, I might as well do a cage to see if we can fit in that.
Oh, uh, yes, I'm fine.
Ha ha ha!
Mate, the throws have officially reversed.
That's dickin' a day, that.
That's public embarrassment.
It's not a Jin's voice glow-up, it's a Jin on day 6 trying to keep his voice for the last
day.
Better be good now by the way, this is so, this is so good.
He's actually fucking brilliant.
Oh!
By the way, by the way, that definitely fucking killed.
That definitely a finley to over the 26 months mate Thomas to the forums maxy to the 27 Alice to the 23 dial to the 20 30 to make
He's a fucking dick
Sack it
That's cool. Go on the task on a bit posted the full wanker of the week video mate tagged you in it
Well, what's it called?
Which mean a wanker?
Right, we've got to go there, we've got to go there.
First, he was to go through his bedroom, but he couldn't, so now he's adapted.
Now we're seeing the villain and the animal in actual, in play here.
This is what happens.
Who's history?
I'm looking at this, I'm thinking it's straight reminder.
It's a honey badger.
It's ruthless, it's cute looking, you want to tap it, but...
He's turned himself, but you've got to stay on his mind.
He's minded for things with a honey badger.
You never know what's on its mind, you never know what's going to happen.
I just need to get back to something I can keep up with.
That's what we are trying to do.
Why don't you just shut up? Don't shut the cameras.
I'm about to take this time leaving.
Honey Badger leaves.
Pray in mind. Pray targeted.
There's actually much as is by the way.
Pray.
Still on the hunt.
Only bachelors knows can smell play from over 100 miles.
You alright Jake?
Sometimes.
Probably mate.
They don't always rock together.
So ins-
Oh mate.
Number 7, any questions?
No comment.
Number 8 and number 2, have you got any kids?
Yeah, I've got six all the different dads.
Yeah, it's death for you.
I'm not being funny but just because I've got six kids with different dads,
She's dying, I'm not fucking kidding.
Don't fucking start on me.
I'm going to vote for number eight because she was dying on number seven.
Number eight.
Don't fucking start on me.
So good, so good.
So you don't really don't perform as good on a synop, but like, oh.
Number seven, where'd you get your girl from?
Max and Spencer's.
It's for you girl.
Number five to number seven. What's your favorite shop to shop online?
Max's Aspensers.
Number seven. What are your children called? Is it Max's Aspensers?
I can't cook.
I can't cook!
Number eight to number five. What's your opinion on boys' holidays?
Number seven to number nine. Where do you shop?
What is he?
He's cutting them all up.
These are woman so good so funny
Now I actually do I watch a C Milan versus Mantis United because I know we lost I've not seen it
4-2 now
We aren't ready. Good evening
Just watching how to lose 4-2 to AC Milan to Ruben Amrim's AC Milan
Final friendly before the start of next week's Premier League season against Hull
There we go
the fourth
Night jibber 15 mate Luke jibber 17 river has to say that
My son
What a save!
Great save!
Where's the defense?
I
Goncalo Ramos
Vasco, I love that
What what? Oh, panel?
Woah, Wellington, the most
What the fuck is happening?
Oh
We scored
Wow
That's a lucky goal but fast
the second
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
right all right for the last call anyway
it's on AC Milan's channel that
that was literally on AC Milan's channel
Oh, I want to see the fourth goal.
There we go.
Why the fuck are we so high?
That's what I wrote.
Oh.
It's becoming a fine afternoon for a seamaline but a bit of a horror show from Manchester United
Good job it means four cars
We'll be fine
I thought we were announcing both boys again, hello.
Hopefully not.
What?
I just said like you should.
Oh spider.
Yeah.
That's actually nice.
I've been forcing Alex to try and remember the last two days.
Thank you for your shocking surprise.
Thank you mate.
What have you got?
Binder milk.
Thank you very much.
1.8 fat.
Oh, organic free range eggs, thank you very much. Perfect.
Yeah, I can't look at eggs anymore.
Oh, yes, let's follow a few of you.
Red Bull.
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh my God, guess what, today as well.
Ellie's dad is doing the one chip challenge.
Fuck off.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, but he's doing it your way or my way.
Sorry?
You're probably crying like a pussy, I'll take it like a man.
Yeah.
I can't take it like a man, probably.
Why is he giving me this?
Because he's seen me doing it and I think he's going
Yeah I can do that
Yeah, he's like that
Well, he's dad's phone which is like
Yeah, I'll do that, I'll probably
Right, okay, interesting
I don't know if you know
He didn't have canal cherries so I'll take this
Aw, cheers, I don't drink that, but thank you
Oh
You're not sure, but you can't even share it with me
I don't drink that
I'll get that to my mum
I've got this for you there.
Oh, okay, nice. Thank you.
Thank you. I've got it in there either, but thanks.
I'll be right back. I've just given you...
Oh, did I just give you a medal?
Chicken chorizo pasta.
And Flamed Grilled Steak McCoys.
Yeah.
He's actually done me nicely there. Thank you.
And then, of course, the real reason that I came.
Yeah.
I need to pay that within this week of why he goes up to his fifth year.
You don't pay it then, then I'll go to come.
What are you going on about? Sorry?
What pain? You part there.
You are paining.
I'll pay the speaker, I'll pay for that.
You're paying for that one, I'm going to fucking cut.
You won't win at court, you part there.
I've got the evidence you chose to part there.
I didn't choose to part there.
What are you going to say?
Cut!
What are you going to say?
Oh, I was livestreaming when Mike said part there, so I part there.
Yeah, I didn't have a choice in the matter, yeah.
Now I'll bring you into it, and then you're going down.
Bam, can see it on the sun already.
Anguaging forces, friends, a part can do all the other than break a lot.
What do you mean nice not mine? You've got to pay to me. Oh, why do you think I can't pay it because not my car
Don't try this shit me. I know how it works. I've read it all up. You can pay just fine
I've actually made you're gonna take that with you. I'll send you 30 could
No, don't get 30 quick
I'm chance. I think you're very good
I will pay it, it was just for the moment, really good mate, we've looked over some
bomber fondant moments, looked at some edits, not many really, not many, we saw you trying
to get Corey's mum to Cammerman, Cammerwoman should I say, well I'm trying to get Corey's
more than one to camera woman.
I don't know, we saw the clip.
What clip?
Definitely, it was definitely some sort of clip,
weren't it, Jack?
I never gave her the camera.
She had the camera in her hand.
So I don't know if it was just kind of like a,
I can't have Corey, so now I'll have you, I don't know.
But I just thought maybe it might be like streaming
as soon as he thought fuck it was.
I mean, I'll take her on the team,
I did see baby did do a stream the other day.
Did he now?
Oh, it's all right, kind of untested as well yesterday.
Did it?
Yeah, but it's all right,
She's not broken in the contracts.
So what was Bibi doing?
I think he went out and he ran the narco with McCory.
Did he now?
McCory's title was actually IRL with Bibi.
What, and was Bibi Cameron, man?
No.
Oh my God, no!
Cory and Bibi were both on camera.
Who's Cameron?
I don't know.
No, it started.
It started.
It started.
It started.
You fucked again.
Yeah, it's alright.
It's not that we said it's not.
That's a good idea. I'll call his mum.
What do you mean call his mum's a good idea?
It's a camera man. Oh true there was camera man
You know he's a runner a the camera man now what can't truly do?
Lucas went live as well. No, there's no way extra. We're folks. We're jelly folks. He's got you
Wait, I was not going to. Oh, you're alright.
Chasin contract. What do you even know about the day off, have you?
Yeah. I miss it already.
You don't like it today? Not today.
You don't miss it that much?
I've got the voice note! I've got what he said!
I've got the voice note!
No, because you say it in incredibly viral words.
Well, I was playing it.
No, I don't mean to.
There's no voice note, that's why.
There's a message, though.
Yeah, read the message out. In fact, no, if you can read the message.
I can read the message.
Are you going to show the message on screen?
No, I want it private.
Oh, okay, so you won't show the message on screen?
It's private.
Got the subs now ha ha ha ha fuck them having four days off
It's on the home screen
I'll be back tomorrow
No do you know what it is though yeah if you take two days off because now I actually
do miss it again when I come back I'll be like right what can I do now if I'm missing
it
100%
Right so I'll just throw it on straight away I'll probably sit there at desktop
You know what he said it was your you won't
I don't know what he's doing at this minute in time
Currently just sat there now waiting for him to
Right friend of mate. Yeah, you know what's the football today Jake?
I am actually.
Right, apparently you've not paid Corey's mum.
Well, I've actually met his Corey, he's left me on bread.
I've currently got his feet on my screen.
Thank you, pardon?
He's laying in bed at the minute.
Oh, okay, that's fine.
He's doing it.
168 hours, complete noise.
I can't get the wrapper off, but...
Oh!
For your mum.
For your mum, of course.
Is that from your mum?
Yeah.
What do you want Matt?
Is it for me mum?
Cring the chat.
Oh god, why don't you get a blonde hair?
It's gone this. Say it wise.
It's rough you know.
Yeah it's not.
Wait what are you doing?
Nothing. I'm getting...
Ah my mum doesn't like that.
I'm honest you remind me of I like Cory Darville's evil twin yeah yeah that's offensive
it's not the worst thing I've ever seen I'm gonna rock it for a bit I think yeah yeah you
You got me all fit on tonight.
Nice, nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I kill my mom, you know?
Oh, that's offensive.
Yeah, the train is needy clean.
Oh, it's actually the style.
Now, just talking about the shoelaces mate, the fucks.
They're not meant to be that.
They actually are.
Oh, right, the nice, anyway, the nice, yeah, the nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Where'd you go from?
What?
Where'd you go from?
You can't listen to me.
Oh, okay, right, don't you?
That's a sign from the current squad, Jude Ballingham finishing his junior year.
I'm going to give you a dart Jake, and if you get Bullseye, I'll guess 100 subs.
I said ADAP
He's waiting to the camp
Nah, can we be DJI fucked?
It's like probably the style you're kidding, I don't believe it's time
Fuckbast, not bad
Have you ever done a DJI where it just keeps saying give more protection?
For 50 for 50
No, well we've actually tried
It just won't work
Let Jake have a fiddle
Hang on, hang on
So you load it up, everything seems good
anything's called you can move it blah blah blah do whatever and then in a minute it'll
pop up um there you go give him a protection and then yes it just it won't work
I remember fiddle it's fucking well I like to stream data today but I can't you can't
are you gonna fix it I'll fix it no I'll fix it no I'll fix it no I'll fix it no I'll
I'm all right, thank you.
I saw you went on a run, well done to you.
So put it one way out, I wanted to die, I really wanted to die.
Yeah, I know.
It was bad.
bad but it sounds like the gimbal motors blocked me Charlie so near where I live
is like a bus route right I've had I've gone down this bush route right yeah
but I'll let Charlie pick bush or bus route right right what he's done is he's
took me down this way yet on the way back just massive uphill yeah right I'm
thinking you picked the worst fucking spot of all time yeah some woman running up
this area like 4.92 and he's going by this point I'm not like look at me I'm
walking I'm like that right yeah I'm dying and he's going cool dick final punch
or cool dick I just want to charge his fuck off well I just had to barely abuse it
It was a bribe because we've just had a week of it.
Yeah.
Always attached to them.
What's this fucking problem?
Gimbal protection.
And by the way, all I've been doing is chatting to comments.
I don't know why it's got this.
Have you had a factory reset or anything?
Yep.
The lower of.
He's had the weight outside.
Weight is stupid.
Is that what I mean?
Lady.
Honest little ball and chain is that yeah, just the context it's got neighbors. Yeah, Ellie's just beeping eight times outside
The house just clarification
We can't have a friend out nowadays. Oh
Snap the lower
Thank you for this yellow if you see a gimbal what what DJI is this one it's called Osmo. Yeah
Osmo pocket three. Yeah
Tap the exit on the touch screen or remove any attached physical protective case and
restart the camera.
Okay.
Now have you heard of restart?
Well, I'll end with the first one, if you're very involved.
She's not welcome.
Funny little devices these.
Yeah.
Proper funny.
Oh, you go to the bottom left, don't you?
Quick exit.
Bottom left.
I'm near the bottom it says FATCHER RESET but I've done that.
Oh you there have you.
See what I mean what's it doing Jake?
What is this gimbal doing?
You know what I mean?
You pissing me off.
I'm going to...
I want you to gimbal.
I'm going to take it for a climb.
Oh god.
What does your mum and dad think of your hair?
Don't mind it guys. So here have the Osmo Pocket 3. That's
Web page
What's he saying?
Right, well that's okay
When I just turn it off
Hit the base here. It's sometimes a turn off. You see now it's the base
what I have to do here is just to bend this a little bit up so what I have to
do is just force a little bit here just a tiny bit and you see that's in place
now you see that I need to bend this a little bit also right right you can do
this feeling cards here how for some of these cards I can just insert it
here carefully gonna coach that this much heart and then put another one right
I want card here be careful to use car guys thank you very much for the
sermons make a little tip of the six cake can't come to me and under my
chip is it to Ella the dirty slug to the team of Jordan to the same month and
it's a room to be afraid mate card in your bent a little bit up like this
what the fuck she didn't keep me 30 more and more card okay guys so three
hours later I have here the camera cards you have a lot of them here just
remove them just put away so you see it you remove it
Let's try one by one.
Stop.
Break the camera.
Pretty hard because I can't walk out of them.
Maybe.
Stop.
I need to remove it.
I'll steam it in.
Here we go.
Okay.
So, there's a difference now you see here.
Let's turn on the camera.
See how it goes.
Here we go.
And then when I turn off.
enough now there's been a time the gimbals will not do anything nice if it
breaks it's good now working pretty fine that's great I'm just working come on
come on to that in here fuck off yeah it's working pretty fine see what I
mean it's fucking load of bikes so that's the way you can fix the
Why is it Gimbal with this problem?
Oh Morgan it's going all wrong.
Where's your off button?
You just do that and it goes up and we'll stop recording.
Okay, Richard's got a hard three.
I want it to do full factory.
Oh you want it to reset?
No, no, I want it to fully turn off.
That's just going to be disbanded more.
I couldn't see a way to lengthen it either.
I just got...
Alright, I'll keep hold of that.
I'll count down on her.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
10 seconds to her.
Seven, eight, nine, ten.
She's pissing me off.
I'll give her a word of my mouth in a moment.
Turn it back on for me, please, Marvin.
She keeps being pricked.
I've got neighbours.
Gimbal protection
The problem with humanity these days people don't want people to be out. It's makes me sick
She got she got what she called
The DJI
So it's an Osmo pocket three
Osmo pocket three
Okay, more go just hit a hard reset on the device right.
That should be restarted now.
What songs does the machine doing Cali then?
Well I know any of them.
I don't know any of them.
Cut more like incident pieces or check Cali on the grip.
Oh, you little saucy little bugger.
Cheers for the following Jin's cards as well, cheers for that.
Oh, sorry man, thanks for the spot I made you know.
Thank you.
What are you?
What are you looking for?
No, no business.
You do your stream, I'm just here, I'm not here.
Yep, no worries, he's not here.
Um, so what we're doing chat is trying to fix this so I can actually maybe stream dance today. Um, madness. Tip of the forty nine
mate, Brett Gunnable. I've heard of four months, but I appreciate that mate. I'm going on for me pastor in a minute that Jake kind of got for me.
I think I did get it, didn't I?
Yeah, I did. You did get it. Thank you.
Um, so yeah.
You're a Raseeke with a 1,000 bits. Come on, Raseeke.
Hey, thank you so, so much. I appreciate that a lot, Raseeke. Thank you for the 1,000 bits, love.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very, very much, Raseeke.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Thank you. It's me. Chill out, bro. Thank you. It's the
all you do in my love.
Uh, J. What are you? You get up to the fin special today. You're
just seeing family and friends. You're seeing just seeing
family really. Um just just just trying to do nothing. Yeah.
Just trying to have a fucking day off. I feel like I'm
live still. What do you mean? I mean bro, I'm not even
joking. Two days on the bounce the night before and
this morning woke up and then I've been like where's the camera that's what we
know I like what we wake up really bad
like an instant the on stream is so weird so weird have you got the DJI fly
up I've got the DJI app okay see if there's a DJI fly they don't need to
be fly jamming yeah there is one all right we just going south of me please
morgan they don't tell me it'll be good calling to the DJI memo okay we just
press it right you might have a little bit of a fiddle oh hey fake to your
two months thank you very much fake okay have you got a USB-C to USB-C device
device you got a wire yeah all right
If you just pass me, there we go.
You just stick that in there.
And I'll stick it into the mobile cellular device.
Okay, now you crack off.
There you go.
Alright, thank you.
So if I stop...
Hang on.
I don't transfer.
There we go.
If he fixes this, by the way, I'll be fucking shocked.
If he fixes this, you can have five gifted.
Alfie Jackson says, Jakey, I'm loving the blonde hair.
Yeah, Alfie Jackson, someone at school would call it Alfie Jackson.
Yep.
Life is boring now, you're not on 24 hours.
I'm glad you enjoyed it though, that's what it means, you enjoyed it.
Oh, Alejandro Palmer.
Ah, she's...
I don't get the Palmer bit though, you don't look anything like Cole Palmer.
suits him says Amelia. Amelia underscore the blind.
Well as a new cards page is ging cards on Instagram. I've got a
lot of cards to just give away as well chat just for you following
it. So if you do want to win some cards, it could be worth a
fair bit. I can't lie. Go and drop it or drop it a follow.
And yeah, hopefully it'll be fucking sick page.
I've got loads of Dynasties here next to me that I forgot I had.
So I'm going to give these away.
I've got loads of cards here that I didn't know I had.
From Revverence, I've got K-dialecties at 75.
Evan Ferguson, Gavi.
Dynasties, whatever's in this we can give away.
It's a risky game.
It's a five because it's black.
Steven Gerrard autographed a five.
Probably worth a bit of that. We'll key that one.
I'll see the answer they got, imagine I've got a 1 on 1 so I heard it in there, that'll
be crazy.
Oh, just that one is, is he down to 10, I'll give that away, don't mind.
Yeah, Bob Briggs was unrealistic. I really enjoyed the launch of that.
Oi, I've got one of one. Stephen Effingberg.
Do you think it's funny going live? Yes, Cora. You fucking mad little bastard.
Show us your toes. Look at that.
Thank you very much for the 20 love. I appreciate that a lot. You an absolute legend. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much love. Do you know what I might try and do chat I might try and set
my own whatnot up and then do this. I know I've said this before but I actually just
I can't tell them all, I'd like one pound start and let them all go.
I can't lie.
I've got a fee go to ten, it's the third time I've seen him since the draft from Bollilieq.
The highest you've ever been on, now mate, 35,000.
That's the highest ever.
The highest I've ever been on you.
Bob of Ack. Come on, Jim. Come on, that's not that.
That's a fucking little twat. Do you hear me?
No one loves you.
Sorry about that.
Ellie Lowe! Ellie Lowe!
Ellie Lowe!
Ellie Lowe! Ellie Lowe! Ellie Lowe!
If I win a five gifted Ellie Lowe, I appreciate the five.
You're a fucking legend. Thank you very, very much.
I appreciate that, Ellie. You're a go.
Thank you.
Right, we've got some more here as well, you know.
Like these I might as well have one pound start, unless there's like some unreal ones.
I've got a higher one to ten.
Higher one to ten, not bad.
Like opening them again.
Ooh, Moosey, I've got double packs to five.
Schweinsteiger to ten.
Have you done it?
Just one, one second, Martin.
Are you keeping Hal and you scruff? No, I'm selling it, Gio, you tramp.
Here you go.
Gio, if you can go a full day without swearing, I'll give you a...
He needs to go and order some kind of course.
January.
The totes are five.
No, we're not even on camera yet.
I just had my car...
Why are you being a prick?
Yeah, but that's because they don't need to be a camera.
Oh my God! Roy Keane's a five. How sick is that?
Oh my God. That's an unreal one.
Do you not touch this fucking desk?
Morgan!
Right, no one touch it. No one touch it.
Don't touch it.
You move! You move!
I didn't... I tried this last night, it doesn't work mate.
You tried the calibration?
Yeah.
Oh, so you...
Oh, and I've got a Roy Keane to 10.
Pat Chateau.
Yeah, DBI.
You take it with you if you want.
And then I was not waiting.
because I can't use it at the moment anyway.
I don't know if you fix that, I can go and pick it off.
There you go.
Cheers, mate.
I'll see you in the future at some point.
Thanks, mate.
Bye, bye, chat.
Thank you for every shopping and thank you as well.
Absolutely no problem.
Thank you.
See you later.
See you in a bit.
Bye, chat.
These are my mates, innit, every quarter.
Yeah, they've got the din on the back.
Yes!
Yeah, I thought they might be.
Yes!
Bye.
See you in a bit, mate.
There we go.
Oh I might have a challenge because he's so subtle.
He's got one at all man.
Oh I've got these as well.
Ronaldo, PSA 9, keeping that though.
Pirlo and Maldini, 5.
Ronaldinho to 5.
Michael Carrick to five and Bruno Fernandez to five fucking unreal mate
right let me go and get a fork from me pasta check give me give me one minute
all right I put some music on give me 30 seconds I'm gonna get a fork
I'm so glad you're here.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
6-8.
So good.
Oh my god, no.
Boo
No
That is fucking hilarious
We need him to lose
We'll check back in a minute
What's this?
Now
Be a fan account fine fan accounts more
You guys are doing my job for me by
spreading
Yeah for fuck's sake
I got a chair in one hand, a fucking monster in the other, shoes aren't on properly, mate.
He was gonna get me primal, he just said that drink, I can't support that, I'll give
it to someone random.
Why'd you wind it down?
Go on though, give me eight months, thank you, you had bad time in that.
Poor timing.
Why'd you wind it down, mate?
There we go.
Is he playing ballerinals?
Come on, come on, come on.
of playing Rocket League. I lead Span otherwise I wouldn't give it in. Leads a crap. Just
What's your channel? What's you doing?
Ah, it's no fun.
Change.
Here.
Barati.
The right-sided center midfielder who is on
deep-lying playmaker and buildup.
Okay.
So the right-sided center midfielder
on deep-lying playmaker and buildup.
Okay.
Let's go angry Jinz13
with a sub.
Thank you so much, I appreciate it.
you
you
you
you
you
If you lose you gotta tickle your ring stink
Louis what are you on about? Oh my god
There's no one even on it right just put it in any spare time
Oh my god, it's gonna be six and nine
No way that was a penalty that far away.
I'll give you odds of E, no, I'll give you odds of one to two
that you're gonna review the penalty after the game again.
And now, no!
Yes!
Yeah, sorry, Lewis.
Come on, what a save.
Yes! Hold it, hold it!
Subzoning games, yeah.
6 and 9 in August. I took the embalmton.
You are awful.
6 and 9 in August is mental.
Hey, yeah. Hey, yeah. Every person calling me shit in this chat right now.
I bet you're any day and it won't be more, right? So just be quiet.
1827 is my year, right? My year.
I'm telling ya!
I'm telling ya!
I'm telling ya!
Yeah!
You can do that as much as you want in the comments!
Do that as much as you want!
We have an honour on the front!
And also!
And also!
...of a 10 wins this year.
Hahaha!
Ahhh!
I got you very much.
Ahhh!
Alright!
The only ones
Spiv became 10 winner!
Who's up beat 6 win Perse minutos?
Oh
Make me dad no I can
Dance of time what
Can you dance please?
No, he's out of stock, fuck!
I don't think he's got enough points.
I don't know, I kind of sound a lot.
I can't do any of this animal, it's a nut here.
that's not
It's not ready at all.
You just wait for FC 27 mate, I'm telling you. Thank you for the missed foul away.
Thank you very much. One thing, one me, come on.
Right, we're going to the toilet. Then we'll get these rewards open.
He's got rewards and I'm going to play my team's rewards. If he wants to. If he wants to.
Oh, it should be so funny.
Am I hearing PC pants?
I wanna go toilet!
I wanna go toilet!
Back in two minutes!
Oh, fuck, I'm late in the game.
I didn't got it. I had these fucking things say pissy pants. Why is there an echo? I'm
looking at the game one minute. One bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
There we go. Just one moment. Game capture. There we go. We're good, we're good. Honestly
I'd fucking love to, I won't be wanting to whoop his ass and then just keep telling
off your pot bro we played him earlier this year it was so funner so so funner
what's he even out now there's cancer now there's an R9 and he has to bail
the brunner lack of that cement yo fucking on 99 central over it
yeah sorry he's appeal
Oh my god.
Claim your heart.
Buzzing is the 16th of August and I've just been given a free draft pack.
Absolutely over the moon.
Proper, proper buzzing.
So I did have 7 mil on this account.
Did Pi absolutely register, register all on packs?
Yeah. I had three. I definitely should have had that. What a shite team. I'm not I'm not
touching his game promises November. No, before November because it would have been
before the jungle
I'll pay up to me as a 7
Alright, what's that? Any good that a trailer worker maybe gets some coins?
Alright, 525 KDs obviously, God
Chill out, lads, bro
Ooh, boys
Follil Robinson.
Well, steps in there now, mate.
Kula Barley, not bad.
Oh, he's tradeable as well.
Wow.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Was it
good okay good even the thing with all the footies I think you got fucking put
playstyles on and everything oh my god yeah the word out of the cards meant
something like
do you know me I'm getting these fucking cards left right in center
yeah it's so long this I mean
Oh, I see cake. Get Gevinio. Yeah, I'll play until you once I've opened these. If he's
down to him terms of message me on this card see the year that oh that's a big
one verge is a good one to have Ronaldo as well oh
I'm a Bamiang and Walker.
Team of the year again.
There you go.
I'm ringing the underscores.
Yes, there you go.
You're on to the mate.
Oh, my God, I'm ringing the underscores.
Yes, oh my God. You're actually mate.
Wait!
Oh, I thought I was. Hello?
Seems to be a slight problem. I've given you a minute there.
You take a minute and I need to fix out any electronic problems that you're having mate, alright?
Oh, hello?
Yeah, I can hear you now mate, you okay?
technology honestly mate it's a fucking joke there we go have you been up to
answer it yeah well you listen you've got the advantage me you play the game
I'm not playing the game in months are you confident that's the
That's the thing that you're confident
What do you reckon that you've got that I will have what do I can separate you from the best?
What have I got I can finish
I might be shouldn't defend but I'm a good really good finisher. Where do you normally like to finish?
em
your it's epic dude six one nine oh you sebio oh my god this is such a shock
to me because I've seen everyone worth 12k mental how good your team answer
Oh, it's good. Not the multi-99s, so...
Ah, fuck.
I know, yeah.
What, if you beat me, am I fucking my FIFA career done?
Oh, aye.
Right, I'm going to have to build a team, mate.
If you beat them the same time, I know, yeah?
That'd be good.
I'm going to have to fucking...
What formations do you want for use?
I just got something in my chat here apparently Anthony you've got Bonnie blue pregnant
I've heard, I'm sorry to be said here apparently you've got Bonnie blue pregnant
Oh did I right?
Oh my god honestly Jesus
I take it it's not true then
Oh definitely not, absolutely not
Okay, just wanted to play it off.
Absolutely not.
Why do people say that if it's not true? It's really worse.
I know.
Almost.
Hey!
If I'm putting it in 40s, it's worth me doing the playstyle, though.
Just checking it won't matter.
Ooh!
I think it depends where about he plays.
If it's a striker, just put finish off plus or maybe low driven.
It's a defender though, just put blue drone, that's a must.
It's a defender really.
I don't really, I'm not allowed to play as a defender.
I might just avoid him and then I don't have to do it.
Yeah, I've got to write him some time, I can't be asked to do it.
Tell me, we haven't got time for that, have we, haven't we?
We haven't got time for what?
We haven't got time to just fuck about.
Exactly, yeah, is that me? Yeah.
And I'm talking the same.
Right.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, to be fair, I don't know why I wouldn't be taking advice off you.
Oh, I see how it is.
Hey, yeah, look at, by the end of today, right?
Eh, I like that little bit of survey.
I'm gonna humble you.
I'm basically just putting short, I'm gonna humble you.
Right, okay.
Alright, well, I look forward to it.
I look forward to it.
Yeah.
Last time, we're just afloat with Adam Dodger.
What score was it last time?
I think we're 7-2 on this.
I think we're 7-2.
I'm just glad you remember.
I might be in there, I don't know.
Yeah.
He's shitting his pants. He should be shitting his pants.
I am. I actually am shitting my pants. I can't even lie.
Right. It's been almost a year since I've asked him and I've got better.
So he should be shitting his pants.
I've got a funny worry.
Is that angry ginger? Sure, well he is.
I'm going to put my manager in.
No.
Jake is Instagram.
Is he what's his ID? Fucking sell me DJI or something.
What manager have you got into that?
I might go for Ruben, I'm rinking to see anyone yesterday.
I've got George Jesus from the football column, I don't know.
Go back to manager.
Right, have you invited, you said there's an invite mate and I'll join it.
Yep, no worries.
They're best friends.
Right.
That's a proud of you. That is
That is fucking brilliant.
What channel is it on? Who do you
Who do you think is gonna win the the
The community shield? Anthony?
Do you reckon? I think to the last
I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think
again because there is no proper competition yeah oh I think they will I I think they'll
I think they'll lose to United yeah oh I know well talking about United um
are we always even signed your your AT Le Mans yeah uh Santos
and that's probably all I could do mate that's all I can say
Yeah, no problem. How does one do this play against a friend?
Play a friend. Play a friend. I want your name, Ant 95.
Anthony Day 124, you think? Yeah, something like that, yeah. I'm playing bad. That's just
fucking him. What's up that way? You're never beating James, oh, I am right.
Yeah, oh, I've got the last one on today. It was 9 3 last time we played
Yeah
Right, let's go round two
Oh, yeah, how's your car collision going?
You went live last night, didn't you?
Were you car collision?
Uh, yeah, it's going well, mate.
Too bad, see ya.
Oh, push.
What's the way?
Yeah, Bob Brakes launched last night, did some unreal numbers, got some unreal cards,
and Bob Brakes will be live again later.
I'm sure I've seen that kit that you're wearing.
Or something similar.
It's all about Twitter.
Can you post to you wearing like a Liverpool cap?
Oh, the white one.
Yeah, yeah
I saw you were stood next to some really dodgy people I mean I've got I say I don't really agree with some of that
I think it's a bit weird you've posted that
No, no, no, it was I mean you can't just blame everything on AI now and to now
So you stood next to some really weird fucked up people
What am I holding? What am I holding?
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this game? Wow this is so different.
Oh my god, your team's a joke.
Love that. Well in. Out wide. There you go. Play some football now.
What the fuck man?
Shit pass shit pass. Oh my god. It's one last look apparently already
What the fuck is me defense doing
I was listening about telling you, man.
Tell you what, get out.
Out.
Are you just fucking bored of me to quit?
Yeah, get out.
Ah, fuck.
What channel's that fucking thing, young?
Community Shield?
Was it RTVE or BBC?
I don't know.
I've just gone on BBC, yeah.
or VT some TMT
TMT yeah
and Bersinginge, uh, Gavin, 7
TMT, yeah
actually 1v1 other you
there we go
you probably destroy my life boss
right, it's fucking gone
not how you start, it's how you finish
Come on! Get in there, fucking pausing it on me.
Yeah, well...
Alright, come on, I'll go bottle the please.
Go on, I'll bottle the. Don't lose the race.
What are you diving in for?
I don't know.
Fuck off, man, we're under control, innit?
You know what, you fucking team the Joker, I've not played it in eight months.
I've probably got a two-win team.
Fuck off, will it?
Oh, it's boring, it's just boring. You can't stop it.
It's fucking boring.
Stop just fucking pressing it from 50 yards out, you fucking scruff.
You cheat me!
And I just throw that with a flume!
What would have been United 3 when I played the game with a flume?
Yeah, it's 4-D man, I'm going to control it.
Control it with a dodgy.
Oh my god, put the fucking ball in the net, man!
Oh
My fucking god
Makes a both
I fucking love to beat you
he took him off
Come on! There we go, we're warming up. We're warming up.
We're warming up. Oh, I started to panic now.
Started to panic.
Oh, he can't defend for his fucking life now.
He's had some what the fuck he's going on here that I am a yeah
Come on come on what's up in that day? What's up in me?
I'm watching. How long have I got to watch for?
Ah, my ball, my ball.
There we go, in again.
It's not going to be 4-4, is it?
It's not going to be 4-4, Anthony!
Is it 4-4? I can't hear you!
I can't fucking hear you!
What's happened? What's happened?
You've fallen up!
You've fallen up Anthony!
Yes, thank you referee, thank you.
You fucking foul embastard.
A free kick for what?
It's like an overall bar.
Never mind eh.
BANG!
I've got a very lucky, you've got a very lucky now, I must admit.
I think I've absolutely, I think I've got a very lucky now, I must admit.
I've got a very lucky now, I must admit.
You got very lucky, you got very lucky now, I must admit.
Nah, nah, the other one has got lucky mate.
I wouldn't say, I think I've absolutely deserved to be winning.
He ported to me like, oh yeah, but I thought it was open mate.
You did, yeah?
I guess that's karma.
Well this is why you sometimes should never get cocky,
because when you're as shit as you are, it's never going to be a good thing.
He's made me more eager to win on there. Let's go.
What's up, Will?
What was that? What am I doing?
Yeah, definitely a team.
Declan, rice, rice, rice. Declan, Declan, rice, rice, rice.
Declan Declan rice get the fuck out off your pop off your pop. Come on. You're wasting me time
You're wasting me time
Off your pop. Come on Anthony. Don't waste my time
Come on off your pot you're wasting me time
Absolute bottle jobs every single one of them
Yeah, you're fucking shit you are fucking shit
it. Holy shit.
Where'd you like a fucking boat, mate?
I tell you what, mate.
Can't pass the shit.
Couldn't pass the fucking drugs test.
Penalty. Penalty.
You dirty bastard.
You dirty bastard! You horrible, horrible, foul-in bastard!
You horrible, foul-in bastard, aren't you there?
That's disgusting. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Yeah!
You're fucking shit!
You're fucking shit!
You're fucking shit! You're fucking shit!
You're fucking shit!
Go on Charlie, come on chippy tits, I thought you'd be better than this.
Oh don't you start calling me chippy tits.
Didn't a lady, why didn't a lady?
Ah, he's unbelievable.
Love that, well done.
I've got somebody really by the way to come on you're better about jiffy tits
I'm still coming, is that with the penalty?
Definitely penalty mate.
Pfft, what save.
You ready for this one?
you are fucking white that you have not played the game in eight months you were
four one up and I've just absolutely mugged you off
Off your butt! Off your butt!
Come on! You're wasting your time now.
It's in a bit. Off your butt. Come on!
Oh!
I can't have a bottle of this, man. I can't have a bottle of this.
Come on. Off your butt!
I love your butt. I love your butt.
You're a four-toucher. Don't worry about it.
You're seven-four down, mate.
I don't know.
It's probably about to be eight.
All I need is five minutes to get my fingers warm.
You can't pass a fucking driving test you you got your fucking glasses on
My ass
As always fault
Slater
The nice green man going around me else. I want them I fucking play this fucking and be silly. Look at you. You're fucking shit
Yeah, I love a mr. Whippy right now
You can't be nice, mate.
You can't.
Welling! Welling!
Right, so that's not for a couple, that was a penalty.
I got the ball, mate, I got the ball.
Referee, fucking pull up, mate!
I've done a lot of shit.
You've even been in my box a second half.
Aye!
I've lost count.
No, I'll feed you off.
So how long have you been in division 10? Division 4, 6 wins now, wow holy f**king fall off for
this game still 7-5 mate still 7-5 I stopped training I was getting that
fucking board to start trying again I'll wait till I start getting fucking
I mean I'll start trying again
Sadly I thought I'd be good for you
No
After the...
After the...
Love that.
Beautiful.
Love that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
got to see the game out
I'm sacked in you get
we're in August
I gotta see the game out Anthony
gotta see the game out
look at this afternoon kill will ya
look at them
gotta see the game out Anthony
gotta see the game out
are you scared?
no mate I'm smart that's what I am
I'm smart
you're absolutely shitting yourself mate
you are shitting yourself
Are you still a position of 6-1 fire? Nope. Just seeing the game out mate, I'm just seeing
the game out.
I got a new one over there.
Shut the fuck up, I'm watching you.
No!
Stop it!
No!
Oh, yeah, fuck!
Oh, fuck, Steve.
Yes!
I've got to go score the winner now.
No, nothing's going to happen.
Here's the ball.
The fast forward of the scenes.
No!
You jammy bastard.
jammy jammy bastard
right then hit the time
fuck
tell you what mate
that's my 10 win plate only
rip into him now
yeah
oh
by the way this course of puns
is meant to be fucking shaken
No matter the score we have to go to penalties.
No, but if I score, I'll score an angle.
So then we have to go to penalties no matter what.
Is it good to do that guys or not?
I think so.
Oh
Should have fucking kicked it long at the end now
Oh, is that what we're doing?
Oh, so we're not doing penalties?
Well, you're gonna fucking regret that
You fucking cheat in bastard you horrible cheat in bastard
You fucking cheat in horrible bastard
Hey, hey, is that what we're doing? Is it looking at a fucking stink you do you mate?
I thought we had an agreement to go to fucking penalties
No, no, no, no, you just fucking said it wasn't right, okay
Yeah, no, we play normal, we play normal but then at the end we make sure he goes to penalties.
How the fuck has Van Dyke scored that?
Don't worry
Oh my god
Come on's la time
Oh my god, what a save.
Half time.
I bet he would have mucked this a while more if he's gone.
Yeah same, fucking way too hot for us, weren't it?
It's way too hot.
Way too hot.
I've got a fucking tape.
Honestly, absolutely brutal.
Right, and other than 18 minutes, if it's still the same, I've gone over.
Alright, thank you.
Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, man.
I'm call the viewer
That's a man sitting there with the
fifty on there.
but he has a score to get to the
chairs mate.
It's alright. Sometimes you're just too good at, you understand?
I'm not going to pass the ball, I know.
Exactly.
Roy, put these in the sky!
I'm shaking like a shit in the door.
Don't score. Don't score!
You fucking cheating bastard
I didn't mean to do that
You fucking cheating bastard
No, I didn't meant to do that
You're fucking going down now
You're fucking getting it
You're fucking getting it
Come on!
One nil
Right down the middle bitch.
Right down the middle again, come on.
Right down the middle again! Come on!
Yes! Don't go in left!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! You scruffy little shit, little bastard!
I don't believe it, man.
Sniper!
What do you say about me?
Yes, what do you mean?
I don't know what to say about you.
Fuck!
I don't know what to say about me.
Yeah!
What do you say about me?
you always go to top left, ALWAYS
yes, you are going to get to top left
NO!
oh, oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
no
Come on!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No
Come on
Hey, yeah, I'm free
Take my yeah. Yeah angry Grinch
You're fucking shit, mate!
Yeah!
Fold it!
You're fucking shit!
You have just fully been
HUMBLED!
Yeah!
So, the last one was there.
I should have got up in that big mouth, don't you?
You don't have to go game that, mate.
That was a great game.
I was end-to-end.
I was end-to-end.
Yeah.
I was end-to-end.
Yeah, yeah, that was a brilliant game there.
You know what, and you deserved it as well.
Yeah, I'm a funny girl, are you?
I'm a funny girl, I did deserve it.
You definitely deserved to win that as well.
Yeah, tell me about the match.
And the teams were fair.
Yeah, and the teams were fair, exactly.
Look at me, look at him, he's doing it here.
I know what he's doing here.
Who?
He's making excuses.
I got, I got no way exactly what you do.
No.
How can I make excuses? You deserved it.
100%.
City relegated next season.
Nah, I think the chat is sort of saying because of that fucking shit.
They've got they've got
What you know about Enzo yeah, yeah, he's nothing special
Are you excited for your season
To be honest with you. No, I'm not
Like you bit worried. I'm worried. Yeah, because the team just doesn't look strong enough
I don't know who would you buy or who would you get rid of or who didn't you get rid of you thought you would have
That's interesting because when you signed him I thought all the other pool fans loved him and that he turned down Man United and all that.
Oh well yeah, that was a while ago that day if you know what I mean.
What's happened since? What's happened since?
What's happened since? He can't finish.
Is that the problem?
Yeah, can't finish.
Yeah.
Listen, if you were there, you've got the checkbook in your hands. Who would you sign for the other pool if you could sign them?
One clear to play sorry back all at your mouth
But I call it and your mouth any day of the week your mouth your mouth
Jack can you join a
Liverpool consider another self shit you are if you've got the right wages
It's all about the way that's going to be some other way just 400% yeah, you know
Well, you can sign it
Insign your mouth. That's good to know that
Yeah, back. Yeah, back all that and your mouth
Jacky would play though. Jacky would sign for Liverpool. What Jacky you'd have to offer him?
Oh half a minute a week, easy.
500?
Oh yeah, five and a fair week.
But the other problem with that is if that's the pattern, then the other players in the team would demand more money, wouldn't it?
Exactly, what was Sal around?
I think it was 350 I think.
Oh wow.
I think it was 350.
What is your reckon is going to compete for the title of the season so I think four teams are going to compete
Four teams hang on a minute. Let me just get me. Let me get a red ball
Yeah
Right go on so
do you think it's going to compete the answer?
So, I think, well first of all, it's up to the United because they're fucking shit.
Anyway, so, Arsenal, I think Arsenal, Liverpool, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City, Man United maybe and Chelsea.
I think they're the five that could have competed I think.
So you've got Man City, Liverpool, Tottenham and Arsenal.
Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, United and Chelsea.
I've got Keb Dubbs TV in me chatting out and he's just said,
Tony, I'm a Liverpool fan mate, what the fuck are you talking about?
Well, Keb Dubbs, just have a fucking cool, what are you talking about, do you know what I mean?
He's probably never been to a Liverpool game, mate.
I've been, yes, last year I went to Liverpool vs. Manchester United
and I went to Liverpool and Man First, Man City, go to Manchester.
What game have you been to I've got foot saturing me chat he says I'm not all of the pool fan, but what the fuck is he on about
How many games you go to them today I only go to
Right
you just go to the big one so you're also an armchair fan then.
No I'm not, I live five hours away from Liverpool.
Yeah so what does your season ticket look like?
Is it a Sky Sports Remote?
Oh well eh, I'm taking a team remote, yeah.
Yeah there you go then.
Well like I said though, it's a long, long, long journey.
Well obviously some people would say if you were that ass you'd make the journey.
Well I'm not really fan of train based trains so.
of trains why not I thought someone like you would like trains I can't book a
stand on this why why not hey the amount of troubles I've had with trains oh
I fucking don't talk to me what's happened well they're always late they're
always delayed there's always something wrong just you can't get a book and
seat yeah I've had buses all the way so would you get a bus to Liverpool
Yeah, I think the only bus you can get to Liverpool is National Express, I think it is.
Do you like buses?
I prefer buses to trains, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
If you could, great, can you not drive?
No.
How come?
Mate, because I've been never dropped behind a wheel.
No way am I driving.
You get too many, you get too many fucking nutters on the road mate.
Yeah, do you know what, I agree, I agree.
I fucking couldn't agree any more.
You can tell me what's on the road.
Turn right, it's all dangerous.
At least you're honest, Anthony.
You can't say over the wheel, you cheeky bastard.
You don't pretend to be there.
I can't say over the wheel.
Oh my god, as if they've said that to you.
To be honest though, I'll fall right Anthony.
Part two.
Are you laughing there?
are you laughing? Anthony would you would you fight on mine and say he's his
boxing card if I put you versus minimize oh I don't know I'm sure about that
there Jesus. Oh can I I'll talk to minimize he's 4-11 yeah can I suggest
something for you to do on stream one day yeah and I think your chat would
absolutely love it. I know I personally, I'd absolutely love it. I'd love for you to do a cooking stream.
A cooking stream? Yeah, I'd love to just watch you cook.
I mean, I try something like that, but I don't know what it can be. I mean,
but just you just cooking, I think would be hilarious. Yeah, I think it's because you've
got such a good talent that no one's aware of yet. Do you know what I mean?
My favourite thing about cooking is a microwave. I fucking love a microwave. Microwave, microchips,
micro-pizza, sauce.
What would you say the best meal is that you've ever had?
Well, I've cooked myself.
Yeah.
I don't have to, I've a...
Yeah!
Probably chicken spaghetti bolognese.
Spaghetti bolognese.
Forget about a maze. Yeah, and did you cook that is microwave it?
Get the
Yeah, 23 amazing not too long is it?
I don't do it. Have you done your FPL? I don't do it. Do you know how come? It's too easy for you.
I did it last year and I didn't go out anymore. I got bored of it.
Right, okay, yeah, fair enough. I'm going to do like a streamer one. Would you want to be in it or would you not?
up to you. But whoever finishes last every week has to do a forfeit. But the forfeits
aren't going to be anything mental. They're just going to be stuff you can do on stream.
Forfeits. Yeah. I'm going to do my some my FPL now and then I'll go through and create
the forfeits and I'll give you a message if you want to be in it or not.
No problemo mate, alright, you're the fucking good day Anthony mate.
You too as well right?
Yeah.
There you are.
Oh hang on a minute, I see it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm here.
I just want to be chat just to ask Anthony how big his dick is.
Ten inch.
Cheers, thanks mate, thank you.
No worries, have a good day.
Have a bite.
He's fucking brilliant innit, he's absolutely fucking brilliant.
Right.
Righty-o chat. Let's build our fucking FPL because I'm actually fucking I'm already for it and it is literally
Starting next week FPL build
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I can't stand him anyway let's move on right go back to week one forest spurs
liver pussy you just don't obviously do you not because you don't know how anyone's
gonna play and full of Chelsea if I'm honest I probably go I'm gonna go
and then again it's United player. I think he's like it, I think he's London's sub-divist.
So that replacement. Where is Le Mans? Five mil. So to be fair he is up there with the
about everyone's pretty much five mil and then in the background score for a
cheap one who's one of the cheap ones that she might play every now and then
he and he won't play yeah I was that on a dollar won't play
Who does Rushworths play for?
Alcimbeck is 5.5 Coventry 4.5, Dallow, Kinskit.
I think he might play more than Vicario, do you not reckon?
And then I've got...
Wait, where's Trafford?
Because Trafford, obviously going leads, means he's going to play pretty much every single
game, but it depends on how much he is.
I've gone past him on a.
I don't know what to get the chaff in it as a five mil. Okay, so it's cost me that shirt. Yeah.
The brass curse spurs. I don't know what it's by if you play the fire bit as well, you know, but I'll go I'll go for kinsky.
go for kinscare right then Gabrielle he can come in eight male great player timber
these are just random selects see let's go
Is he where we need to be kind of smart?
So we could go.
Brighton, Villa, I think Villa will be good.
They've not changed much really.
They've lost Tealumans, but I don't see them being like bad.
know what I mean. Let's go for Villa. Who've they got the back? Pedro Poirot wasn't a bad
one. It's always risk it. Oh, they lost Rodgers as well actually. I forgot about that, yeah.
I might go, I'm going to go, Linda Lough, I'm going to go, Linda Lough, then Saliba
is obviously injured.
a tough one isn't it because you don't know who's gonna start for one and
obviously with new managers and new and stuff like that you don't know who's
actually gonna be good and all that van de Ven after a van de Ven is it worth
she's banging in Harlem now. 15 million is mental. Back to defenders. You've got all
Rylet 6.5 though. I think, Rhys James but he's always injured, isn't he? Who could you have
that's actually not always injured? I'm just going to play a fair bit. You want people
for the for the teams you're not going to expect.
Saliba's fucking injured. Are you not listening?
Hey, yeah, a gentleman's gone into the van.
Who dogged it?
Odd's on him starting.
I'm not going to go for whole players. I'll see how they I'll see how they do first.
not a bad shout to be fair.
If City got Bournemouth at home,
then they've got Palace away,
then Coventry at home, yeah,
I think Gavardiole's quite a good one to bang in there,
but how much easier can he score to the loads, don't he?
If Bournemouth got first game, Newcastle.
I think we need to go in my opinion, you need another Arsenal one because I mean, they've
just had the most clean sheets.
I'll go call it Fiora.
And they've got, like that to me screams clean sheet as well.
That's a great start.
Who's this T. Zollis?
I don't know what you're on about, I'm honest.
Oh, he's a midfielder.
We'll go...
Alright, we're doing really well.
Oh, I've never even got palace, Bournemouth, Oz.
I've got old James for now,
but I've got 34 mil from the midfield.
I'm going to have to get out of Harland.
I don't even think I've gone that expensive.
Would you, I don't even think I've gone that expensive.
Let's go down here. Who's Brentford got first game? Spurs. Because I can bang some of these
on here and then bang them in when I need to. Do you know what I mean? Like I can get
Henry in there and then he's on the bench, but then when they're playing leads I can
put him in. And then they've got a Sunday one, you can go in again.
Where's Vila? Whole City set game week three. In game week two, Vila have got Arsenal to
avoid and then the first game, fuck off. Shit myself from it, then Brighton. I reckon it's
probably worth going quonser. I've gotland a lot maybe my cash. Midfielders. This is
where it gets fucking interesting. Let's go down here we need some underdogs here. What
What I will say is last year I went to Semenyo from the off and I was unbelievable shout from me.
No, it's just a matter of who.
Schmodogs is back in the brand!
I thought it was that darber. Why is he there?
But why is he on it? Oh, is he still on loan?
I do really like Archie Gray.
You won't play I think you will though I was you're not playing under a
Deserve it towards the end
Sanderberg's not a bad one when it went every now and then you shove him in
I'm not a bad one.
Sandra Berg's not a bad one.
Every now and then you shove him in.
And I've got to be smart with who I'm choosing.
I do what I go, Rodgers, you know.
really really think Roger's going to tear it up with Palmer at Chelsea, I need another
good striker.
go back by the way, Jann, you will be unreal.
You won't start the Martin Lutheran Discourse.
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I'll save myself 2.5 million.
but my scare is gonna play
a jet of a bruggan the reason he's gone with what this benches it's nice and
cheap so it won't force him into an early wild card he can bench boosting game
week two and still carry this squad quite a long way into the season which is
why I really oh it sees bench like it intimate field of no first of all all
right when people say they don't do this and they're in like the both bodies
like tased it this last year it has to this right
Jakey obviously didn't I actually didn't either but mate if we're doing a big streamer one where there's farfetched
There's gonna be loads of people in everyone can do at the one
Shaboss live
Oh, that's interesting
Is he the guy is this his team by the way
on the bench but Harland and
Jalpatra are in this team like
they're in every single draft as well.
It works really well to bench boost early but
not for the wild card as soon as you want.
This is the world.
These are some of the best midfielders for
Game Week 1 at every price point.
For me Bruno Fernandez is pretty much in no
brain with Holloway and Ipsich at home
to start. Thank you.
His minutes will be great for Coventry at
home in Game Week 1 and Palmer can wait
until after after away in Game Week 3.
His minutes will be great and the first three fixtures are decent
I'd strongly recommend in Burma with the first two fixtures that he's got he'll probably play number nine as well
He can always be switched to that's actually a good fucking point, you know
That's a great point. He probably will play number nine. Oh, can't we just get it out, bro?
Let's go let's go and blow them up. Let's go and blow them up
8mm though. Ah but I can get him now. Because I saved me money. Oh he's a midfielder. He's
He's just going to get rid of.
The fact that he's in the midfield means I'm with it, I get it, okay.
Right.
In game week three or Roger's in game week four
Looks like FPL managers are avoiding Gabriel and Suborzano the closer we get to the game we want deadline is and looks like there are some better
Alternatives in the game with Gabriela being the most expected defender in the history of the game
Naturally eight million managers are trying to find better alternatives, and I do think in that arse of defense
There will be a better one one of those could be califory
Let's play the preseason games at left back and when we look at the underlying numbers for the both of them
expected goal involvement is better for California don't get me wrong Gabrielle is
going to be better for death con for bonus and probably inevitably will score
more goals than California but for the sake of 2.5 million if we do see
California 2 we'll be looking at it. Oh bro I didn't actually realize I
like mad people going on this this is mental. 588 in the world last season
and this is my first draft. In goal it's Kinski, I like spending as little as possible
on the goalkeeper position. He's only 4.5 million and I'm hoping for some improvement
I'm undeserving. Mental risk. Road on looks like good value at 4.5 million. I'm hoping
that Nico Williams is the new Munoz for Nottingham Forest, now they're managed by Glasner.
With Saliva set for a spell on the side. Shit, Glasner's gone there, aren't he?
Moschera could be great value at 5.5 million if Arsenal don't sign another right centre
Oh my god, this is mental. Fucking sad bastards.
out Harlan even at 15.5 million and there's a few good forwards for six million right now my pick is Calvert-Lewin FPL is back I finished 500
good forwards for six million right now yes GOT over the range mate thank you brother have you got are you up to something mate
Or you just on the streaming two hours tonight
This is mental, you know, I
Actually didn't think about any of this. So I was thinking sad, but I forgot glass and it's gone to forest
So what that's actually making me do now is get
Get Williams in
That's such a sick point bro
Forgot he'd gone there where is Williams there you go
I'm going to give it away though mate.
5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, that's not that bad to be fair.
And you can chop and change it, I'm 3-0, oh my god, no.
Yocke has even played yet.
Oh my grief, he's took the piss.
He's left from the charges were coming in, and now your club falls apart.
Hahahahaha!
You fucking shite!
Oh my god!
But I thought I remember going,
Fucking hell!
Imagine how Nara did that, Jesus!
Ah, he's fucking brilliant.
They are fucking shit!
Hahahahaha!
Oh my God. Jesus. I'm about to say half the city fans have left out. I realized they probably
never fucking turned up.
I think one of the biggest mistakes for city is getting rid of James Stratford.
Fuck it, huh?
That is honestly fucking mad
But I'm not honest. I might take Harland out, you know, but then it's one of the things I take Harland out my fucking dick
Yeah, you know see you've got friend I went friend I I was thinking Sam. I didn't go with him shop as I will take penalties
But what are the odds of Liverpool getting penalties versus Newcastle away then they've got in the forest at home.
Do you know what I mean?
For some reason, I mean, mind is seriously saying well back.
Why are they not showing up?
Oh, yeah, it's tackle also probably yeah
New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of I
Know not enough money. I'm just seeing what else
Lewis Hall Robinson
Who's Fullham's new manager though
Oh, we've had a nibble only one out you parcel. Cheers, Frank
This is this guy
Oh, it's our below, right?
I can't lie, I really wanted to go on McGuire as well.
What are the opening five fixtures for Liverpool?
Newcastle, that's not an easy one.
You got Newcastle away
Forrest at home
It switch away
Full of at home and
Borm of away for goals conceded probably yeah, but
What United's I know we've got whole it switch
then we've got Etherton, then City, and then Fulham.
Ooh, okay. Interesting.
Accentret.
Raguir has similar at Accentret, in my opinion.
A five million Holloway and Itwitch at home.
He's a phenomenal option.
The Califuri.
It's his first time with my team,
switching them out from Oskira.
As Arsena and Link were both Conta and Quanta.
That's also actually that's a good point
What the fuck he's death come
Defensive contributions
season as I'm sure he's going to play for city. Lastly, image field is Florian Verthes.
Verthes, that's interesting. I've been into a change in Salvoslau and Verthes all week
but for me, Verthes is such a squirtier pick. Up top is Erling Hallen with the handband
Joe Pedro and Alexander Izak. Izak is getting more popular. That's fucking god damn it,
but what's he bench? The week's gone and his minutes get better and better through
pre-season. Joe Pedro, I've tried to take out the team but at 755 million, he
What's that wild card six and bench boost seven I don't get that
Hmm no one's had Rodgers I've noticed that and died about and when I had Bruno they've
No one had Abraham. No one has had Wellback. Henry, no one has had, but that's again just
for me Bench. Harlan, mate, I'm not even joking. For 15 mil, you could spend that elsewhere,
It's one of those everyone has into your kind of ass too. Do you know what I mean?
Now you can't get rid of Ireland because if the thing is a Harlan he could not generally not to do the ball for 88 minutes
I mean the 90th minute he's just going to
That's just because he's a joke. Who's that?
Who the fuck is that?
He's a jack real ish
I'm thinking oh we might be off that's red that's gonna be a red
That's a red from Skelly. Oh, they haven't checked it. Shock. Oh, mate, I'm buzzing really.
She's back out there. I fucking love Jack.
Let's go.
Everyone's gone for Jal Pedro, aren't they?
So I'll go for Pedro for 7.5.
Everyone's going for him.
Happy with him, happy with him, happy with him.
I can't, I can't have my guay though because I've got the mons.
The mons.
I'd rather have the mons.
I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm on it with that back line because I can chop and change on who they're playing
and I can sub in and sub out.
I do really like that.
I was thinking 343 or 352 I've got 16 million he's gone for it's like I don't want it's like
My bench-boost is active and I'm going with our Erlin Harland, so here is my bench-boost.
Okay, this will be interesting without Erlin Harland.
We're going fairly big at the back, spreading out that Erlin.
He's gone ryer.
And with the Arsenal defence potentially looking like they could have some new recruits by
the time we get to game week one, I have gone with David Rare, who just feels like
a safe pair of hands and an easy route into that Arsenal defence.
We've gone with Kanbaugh, who had one of the best def con strike crates last
season and again he's projected to have a decent strike rate for defensive
contributions at the start of this season, Virgil van Dijk I think him and the Liverpool side are
really being undervalued at the start of this season they've got a great run of fixtures
and completing our defence in the starting 11 it is going to be Niko Williams a great opening
fixture. Van Dijk seems to be like a shout you know. How much is van Dijk?
Maybe we go for van Dijk instead of Gavadiel considering what I'm fucking
you're witnessing on the left hand side here. 6.5. So then we start off week one.
Lomens, Mosquera, Gabrielle, Williams, home against Leeds and if obviously
Glasner can turn him in anything like Munoz was for Crystal Palace he should
be an absolute beast and also looks likely to be on corners for Neyman Torres. Heading
into the midfield and we've got with the double Manchester United pairing. Oh my god, I don't
want to say it, I don't want to say it, but I'm going to say it. There's a reason everyone's
going to put him on Bruno. It's our fucking year. It's our fucking year. Bring on United.
Bring on United. Bring on United. Come on man.
for the opening two game weeks of course two newly promoted sides should mean
how far he's hauled from Manunite from Manchester
a lot of time after winter
I'm Purdue, that's not a bad one.
Toast, you support Hall, are you taking the piss?
Well we must sleep in here, aye?
Hang on, let me just fucking...
Which one's got the most views?
is it like a guy that just
fucking cut. Oh, here we go.
I think I feel you on YouTube that's a bit more sad but fuck it
Sackage just come on 38k 41k
Yo, what's this what is this?
Nah, I'd see this this is this this for me. I can't that for me there. I can't I can't do this
Like for me there's boundaries for me. There's boundaries
do you know what I mean for me there's let's just this is the same guy anyone else thinks
you look like what you call a tic tac Colm's corner
What are these there? Oh, where he's finished.
shit
People proper take this man, don't they fuck me
All I do all I've ever done is just pick a team and fucking give up by a week 12
See I was actually thinking Tarkovsky I genuinely was you know
So that's interesting I said cash Maguire I also said
Yeah, I don't think I'll go
What's what's the TSB is that to be selected or something I think the quiet for five mills of steel, you know, I
Really do
Well, that it's like Vanda Vensna and van Hexer like they've got them so like he yeah, I mean
should play quite a lot with Saliva out 13.5 ownership oh my god could be four now
I think it's more scarier shirt to lose at the moment and for 5.5 million may well be
working risk van dyke is a solid pick at 6.5 million which means big
We're now at those last season fucking out for the look
I have my future planned. I want to leave a spectacular legacy. I have my future planned.
He's not saying he's fucking leaving at all. I just saw something on me. City's owners
He's after giving mascara at 300 million for the first summer window.
Ah, he's fucking brilliant.
Yeah, Martin has a new this new this and not once in its age retiring nice
You went past it. Oh my god, it says the same thing man. Oh
This may truly be my last year in football ever
It won't be
It won't be
I'm telling you now it won't be
Confirmed by right and he might get you the old death con as well and he's you out there look on the
Roush you won
Yeah, so everyone's gonna stop us. What are these percentages people choosing that better than Holloway
It's which at home and another reason I quite like owning him is it gives you flexibility to pretty much move anywhere else
You want so you want to go to Palmer in game week for great
You want to go to some annual in game week three great
You want to move to verse and maybe pump some money in your defense or forward great
Now the only slight issue with that is because he's so expensive and everyone else in midfield so much cheaper
It might take what are these air those funds around and if you said to people that chose it might push you into a wild card
But it does give you a bit of flexibility. I don't go for him. It's he that targets the first two to three
I think. There you go. And you
for bench and I'm and I's in
mind. I think in it. Yeah. And
dies in mind before shave. Not
a bad one. Do five hours. That
could work for most of the
big top of the week for the
first six game weeks. Probably
not worth it. I think. Brent
again, all these graphics
were made before the preseason
friendlies at the weekend. I
I will also say I don't have Iver in my team and that's his name. She had field spots and it's fucking look at that
And there's a tough game because I mean fucking but if you're looking differential sharder should see move
Branch sharder like nearly nine gap. Oh, no, absolutely not for rest again. I
Trees be holds not a bad one, but obviously he's got United third game in
Then three are sticking back line sticking I've got 15 million either any I need to get me third striker
It's a great show.
For 6 mil, he's a great and I've got 9 mil for me in Fielder's.
Oh, this can't be an affordable team though.
Could use 15, he's 7.5, he's 6.
I've got him.
I've got him.
I've got cheaper than them.
Oh, it's not his team.
I was thinking McBurnie but then I realized he's played in the Premier 4 and he was pretty
I wouldn't be surprised if he scores a goal gets one or two attack returns in game week one people
are looking at the rest of the fictions for the first six game weeks and scrambling to get him in
this guy is like seriously good i think for six million if he gets them easy on about minutes
especially this uh but it is a risk straight away like there's a reason it's a menu absolutely
Robby's a bargain, but Robby's also six million. It's the same price
Well, I've learned how to play out when they get pressed
No, I've not no mind
Look, I'm not gonna start with this. I don't think because it's a little bit of gaming. Well, you've got
But, Calvert Lewis is playing against, Forest Away, Brentford at home, Brighton away, New
New castle at home.
Palace at home.
And you're saying Sunderland, Robert.
It's which away?
Fuller at home.
Brentford away.
I mean, Arsenal, yeah, the Arsenal game, though.
That's, that's a tough one.
for that one maybe. Right by the way if I a fucking witness
Calvin Lewis Corne probably doesn't it's on your fucking
ads. It's on your ads.
One doesn't feel great especially this couple preseason.
Gomez for Brighton. I don't know. I might go for fish
garter because they're obviously he's obviously seen
his fucking decent but he's six mil.
I can't go for it. I can't go for it. I've got nine. Yes, Celine gasoline. My fucking
goat. Can you be more? You are in here to be fair quite a lot. I do trust you. You did
fucking come through on both of them. I might give you a trial son. Can't have it living
Petro in Ireland. You know what I've got? Robby's the same price. Robby's the same
price. Yeah, Tom it Bruno 12.5. I'm saying 2021. And you see striker is to say 2022
on your account link. But you could have unfolding followed. So I need basically five
4.5 mil don't I really? If I go for affordable, what's 0.2? Shit. Ah fuck. Maybe get rid of
hand. Who would you get rid of
a jacket? Maybe I give me self
an extra Henry Henry and swap
The
Yeah. Oh, is that Johnny Egan?
I can't have Luke shark. I've got Bruno and
So we've got 4 mil less who saves for 0.5 there
And then I could get rid of Kim's kit
But I think he's good just to have a backup goalkeeper. So when we've got fucking oh my god
Wow nearly 4-0
Stren Larson now I'm all right thanks. I'm keeping me strikers
It can have to be 343, that's where I have to play.
So to be fair, I only need one more good midfielder and then the other one can go on the bench.
And I've got 9.5, so I could spend 5.5 on this.
I think Oscar Bob is going to be fucking mint, but I don't know if he's going to play much
I think Oscar Bob's sick.
Oh, good safe and right up.
I'm going to put it here.
Just let me just have a look here for me back.
I need Yocca to score, but he's not going to come on yet.
I bet it's gone anyways.
Ummm...
Oh Tyler Diblin didn't play much though, did he?
Barclays not bad for five now.
Where's, um,
Glasgow again? Forest in it.
What is that?
Hmm, let me ban get a crap player or not crap. What's this? We'll go for cheap
I will go read from fallen right bang him in on the bench, and then we've got five mil
five mil for one more Missy older or I get rid of undyke I go for McGuire for five I can't go
from a quiet fuck cheers hi my name's Edson cheers mate I can't go I can't chat I can't have
have any more maniaity players.
I forgot left.
So you see where I'm struggling a bit here.
This is my team select.
He's climbed, how much did he climb? That's six mil.
He's six. I have to go back to defenders and maybe go cheaper on defenders.
Oh yeah, I just go from a, on a mascara's in, Williams. And then to be fair, my, my starting
free is going to be van dyke, Williams and mascara. So he can come out. You can maybe
we go with that Ben Davies for four mil.
Not having that bad.
Who else did he have on there?
Has he got his actual team on here or not?
I don't think because it's there.
Yeah. Now does van Hex only
five mils have to be fair. I
can save money by going for
van Hex instead of. Well,
they're the same price. I
don't want John McGinn. Please
talk to my minute. Hold it.
I think we go for Maguire over Van Dyke, but I can't, who did he go for in gold?
David Ryan. Villa could be up there to be fair if we go for
cash. He's 4.5 and it's a different team so I don't mind that.
not a bad one. But then again, I think you probably best, oh look he's cashing, get more
assist and conser. Then we need, howland in it. I've all the defenders you got van dyke,
nah mate. This guy's fucking basically told me to basically have him. Oh fuck, no he
someone else did. Look at that run of games though for Liverpool. That run of
game is a fucking great run of game. Great run of games to get to Chelsea.
Unreal run of games. I don't think it's as easy as that though.
Marty Cash, oh there you go. Taking out week two. First game not bad. Maguire, I
fuck you want Maguire in but I can't and if I go to Maguire I have to get
I don't get rid of the man's. I just need to cheapish me fielders.
See our five mil. Okay, he seems all right for Leeds. He's got a decent run of games.
Muhaj and Monovic, no idea the fuck he is a defender shit.
Right, I now have four mil.
Gomez for Brighton would have been unbelievable.
Oscar Bob would have been class.
No one for four mil.
There's not one player for four mil fuck off man.
I don't want to fall for a fan, over and over again, over and over and over again, I don't want to go into the skier.
Another guy with a slight weight, a side weight, every time my iPhone rings, my side weight, I knew that I loved you.
Brighton have got Villa, then Chelsea, then Leeds.
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Um, Streamer League. Perfect. Right.
Can you put the code please?
If you just click the link, you're automatically giant.
Oh, chat, I've got the code in here, partner.
Oh, city 3k.
808.
I'll be one can over it mighty United. Let's just let's just normal United
Can't get any verse. I get that
Ballon dog you love that
That's that's no club. God again Evans team. Nice. That's fucking brilliant that and I think well
T-Late tub is
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The link's been copied. There you go. That's the link to join if you want.
Right. Home.
Oh, well, if you just sent me a list.
Why have you sent me that mate?
Yeah. What the fuck is he playing? Okay, right. Do you put a space now? Yeah. Um, then
put it in Paris. Yeah, daughter. Swing doing. Nice. Oh, what do you mean DW? Hey, slush
Chivita 4 months mate, Plute go on the boy, 58 months, nearly 5, fucking goat, go on the boy.
Thank you very much Plute bro, I appreciate that mate.
So my question is, let me see if Jake's master effects it all, if it's fucked.
Any luck on DJI or is it fucked? Here I come.
What's my FPL name? I'm a mad man. I'm a mad man. I'm a mad man. I'm a Diallo is
the is the pun there. I'll be honest. That is the pun. Table hasn't even done yet. Nice.
Sophie go on Sophie. I appreciate the five again. So thank you very much love. I appreciate
Honestly, thank you Nathan go fuck yourself ever 25 months mate a selfie favorite five love. Thank you love
Mine is on a mad one. I like it. That's good on a mad one. I like that
Right tell me it's a toilet. All right, we're back in a minute
Hello, yeah, just you live on stream mate
I saw you as mascot, if that's what you mean.
No, no, I didn't see you just saying the news.
What's the news?
When man said he turned it off.
Oh, bro, that fucking shit.
Fucking shit.
They are fucking...
I'm surprised I can hear you from the crowd.
It must be fucking riveting in that stadium.
It's going off here in the stadium, mate.
Can you hear them?
Oh, it makes some noise in the back.
Yeah!
Can you hear that?
Oh, my God, it's fucking...
Oh, wow.
It must be electric right there right now.
Yeah, mate, he's crazy. By the way, I can't believe he's signed for the junior.
He's just changed his name to Christos Solis. He's fucking better than Vinny.
Is it? Have you been watching it?
Nah, because I only watch big clubs.
You only watch big clubs?
Oh, you're not the guy that's got to assist.
Mate, oh my god.
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I've been rummin' around, I was lookin' down at all I see
In the night, I hear him talk the cold story of the toe
Tell me I've fallen off this road, he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so cold as the winter wind
Oh, and it's over. And it's all over for Manchester City, bless him.
I'd be a bit concerned about that performance.
I'm not happy with the word and concerned if he's the right word because I think it's
the whole performance really and the gap I think the fact that also I've made you aware
that this is where they are and this is the level you kind of have to get to and
listen I have no doubt about that for city fans I'd be bad.
It's in five or six games, that could be two parts of your back so the worrying
thing is just the gap not the overall performance because I didn't come here expecting
expecting to be a complete performance by anyone because it's still early in the
three-season.
I wouldn't say it's a proper game though. This is the problem of mine, Cleo just chats fucking shit for days.
embarrassment it's probably too strong of a very disappointed because you don't
want to lose any game you don't want to lose 3-0 to your art trials in regard to
the title so there'll be a lot of analyzing this week and recognizing
what can we improve on.
It looks like a long season they've got a long way to go.
The thoughts mate.
They're left to the community shield yeah.
There's not a lot to learn about this team when trying out new things.
Yeah pre-spending 200 million.
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You're the voice of a thing, you've lost me.
I don't know what the voiceover game is.
Choice of voiceover?
What the fuck is it?
Is it a website or is it an actual game?
PC and hang on, hang on, choice of voice.
Play.
Let the universe you want to play in, Mario, wrong one.
This.
This one, bye now, I've got to buy it.
I ain't gonna fuck in I'm paying 16 here then open them out and I've got
if I give him ten dollars then that's gonna happen.
Choose me old.
create account it's already taken so let's talk to the user now
I've signed in.
Which one do I do? Which one do I join?
I'll download this one.
Windows.
You say what can make me feel this way, my girl.
Show the screen.
Right, I'm not being funny.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
The bottom.
I saw these to the Insta.
Download Windows.
Yeah, no I have done.
The voice changer.
Alright, download that one as well.
Revox, I know what I'm doing mate, I don't use that email, that's why it's there.
I'll just click to run.
Don't work mate.
Well then, I'm $16 down and potentially hacked.
Fucking buzzing chap.
Brilliant
Nanny Basha brother 34 mate go on the bike. Thank you very much Nanny Basha
Hey, so in gasoline thank you so much, but I appreciate I'm not you're an absolute legend Dana. Thank you
Selene IT support is here. Okay, let me bring him
you.
Hello there. Hello there.
Salim Wendah. You okay, mate?
Yeah, just just you know, I
mean, seeing that you need
some I.T. support. So, the
brown man is here and he is
IT endeavors. Perfect. Thank you very much mate. Yeah, no worries. Yeah. There you go
mate. Alright. So have you got it downloaded? I think I have. I've just downloaded these
open it, open the window one
what's this doing?
literally just taking the files out of the files
now click on that
is this game good at the time of the play?
yeah it is good, it's really good
You see that Windows browser close that and then drag it up onto your desktop so it's
easy to open.
You've lost me.
So you see the Windows, the Google, the Google, the whole thing, the whole thing fully minimizes
you, you just have your desktop in the background.
Yeah.
Now drag that one, follow you on how, drag that onto your desktop.
Yeah, okay now press X you don't need any of that up the game up
Pickaxe, yep
Now open up again and I'm gonna send you
So why the fuck is that?
Right
Okay then open up again, it's the one under the globe.
Under the globe, the other globe.
Left, left, left.
Up, up, up.
Just up, just a little bit.
That's the one.
Yeah, die.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay, now we do it.
And click on the thing.
the game uh continue to game
all right now uh you see why it says open a game folder in browser
yeah
and you see the link that I sent you in the discord
yeah open that link
Yeah. Yeah. Now, with ever.
There we go. Sorry. What were
you saying? Uh opened. Actually,
no, no. Go back and turn the
Okay, yeah.
Steven Rickson.
Yeah.
Beautiful.
Now open game folder in browser.
Nice.
Okay, now go on to that link.
Yeah.
So it says install ad blocker and limit it.
That's all it's doing for me mate.
Oh no, go back on the line.
By the way, don't ever do what you just did there.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, you have an ad-lib.
Yep.
If you want, I can reach one to you, literally the best one.
I just want to do what you tell me to do mate.
Do you have another browser?
Do I have another browser?
Yeah, like an edge.
This is what's happening every time I click it.
It loads it there and then takes me to this.
Go on your search thing and type in edge.
So here windows are done.
Pardon?
Go ahead and hit your windows key.
Yep.
Type in edge.
Yep.
Now, hop in, paste the link in there.
Try to have a piece here.
You've gone down quiet.
Hold on, I think...
Let me just reach out to you.
Right, no worries.
Before you do, I should do that.
You're done, buddy.
Yeah, I'm done.
I don't know what I'm doing I've just I've just fucking
Well you don't even know what the game is?
No, my chat is telling us to do it.
It's better this fucking god chat.
Oh there's a piece behind it.
You ever want the American title?
No.
I
What
Yeah, I see everything of this thing in the discord. Yeah, I down
I will say start off with the muffin man one. I've downloaded the top free
You're going to show me a club, go for it.
Look what's in this bowl. Watch out. This is basically the game.
This is the game.
I don't think it's the game.
May I help you?
We'll be asking the questions old man.
Who are you?
What?
Oh, not me, you.
Yes, I'm you.
Just answer the damn questions.
Who are you?
I have told you.
Are you deaf?
No, you is blind.
I'm not blind.
You're blind.
That is what I just said.
You just said what?
You just said what?
I said you.
That's what I'm asking you.
And you is answering.
Shut up.
You.
Yes, not you, him.
What's your name?
Me.
So what's my voice over loads of zines?
Basically, yes.
basically voice their character and it's like
okay right uh download gold
which we just up the uh just above the six percent
and download the first five down the way
right got it uh open that fire
two seconds
yeah okay I'll go back
So now, leave that file open, go back to the game, open game folder in browser, so literally
what you're going to do, is you see where it says patch the boy, third from the bobby,
it's going to open that and it's just going to drop the files in there, download them
and drop the files in there.
Not this, go back one more.
Then, gonna drop them in there.
There you go.
Here we go, here we go, perfect.
All right, now close this.
Yep.
Play.
Follow.
The jump mode.
Close the game really fast, it has a lot of it.
cannot open it full screen
there we go
right
solo
mode
nothing there mate
tell you now I'm nothing man
why is it working?
alright go back, go back on the files
yep
and
yeah
it does say close the file close the file
close the whole thing up
back close the whole thing, only close it
close everything
everything
all files everything
Now, open the game again.
Game opened.
Hopefully it works. Hopefully it works, dude.
Play.
No for now, mate.
You're looking good.
Some IT out there, sinner.
Excuse me, you need to be grateful for what you have.
Okay, because you could have just been hacked a second ago.
Yeah.
Fuck you Matt as well, I've been.
So why is it working?
Oh, hold on, I think I know why now.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
All right, try, try.
Switch panel this, what's this?
I think you can connect it.
Yeah, it's happened. You okay, mate?
So, how's your day been? How's the aftermath of the botan?
Yeah, it's been really good. I actually got... I can have a look. I've had a good solid
nine-hour sleep yesterday.
Oh, why? Why did you have a lot of sleep?
What are you funny dickhead? I had nine hours and 44 minutes of sleep yesterday
What should I say today?
If I hadn't done that in fucked
And then I've just been alive all day
I'm gonna go to gym soon
Gonna go where when we go to the gym soon have a nice spa night reset
relax ready for the week ahead and if there's one thing you can say to the
youth of today health over wealth I think that's the same
I'm trying to be like Ross you what oh health is well sorry that's the one
health is wealth as his favorite saying by the way what is health is wealth
yeah never dodged your link you sent me
yeah on it close the close the
I'm going to take it. I'm opening what you sent me. Download. Hello. Why is he gone?
Okay, that is indeed Sophie above Breaks of Alive at six.
Sorry, my, that something was burning.
Why did you do it?
Yep.
Okay, now go back in the game.
For the fifth time.
Yes, yes, calm down.
I did, nice.
Every time he was opening the link,
it was taking to like a,
you know, there's a block of downloading.
Go back, go back, open game code and browser.
Yeah.
And then go to pack boys.
Yeah.
Open another file for the, for the party store.
What do you mean?
Open a new tab for the file.
put a new tab on the file.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Now go to downloads and then I'll just send you.
Have it downloaded.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, now drag that one into customers.
Done.
You have it in there.
Oh, it's doing it.
Perfect.
nice now close this and close the game and inshallah i'll work oh i jump
open game folder in browser play
way
yeah
I'll give you a room to jump on.
If you want more, I'll give you a chance to jump on.
Begin.
Okay, now.
You're going to flip again,
and you're just going to speak over
the thing.
And then when you want to speak over it, you hear the chord.
Right.
Now hear the chord.
And you just do like this.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Yeah, there you go.
What I do just keep doing this 61 clips
What I did was I did like 30 of them and then I just moved on how do I just record listen to the ones I did
I've got a certain amount
You can't, you have to do all of them when you hear them out.
Right, okay, no worries.
I've got me chat, I want me to mute.
Matt, all right, say it a bit, mate, thank you.
So chat, you want me to mute and let me do it and then you listen at the end.
Myrenial, yeah, right, okay, just one moment then.
What do I do? Listen to some music.
I
I'm going out the button, and I'm gonna drop the button on you.
Okay, tell you, do you know I'm not the man?
That love's a going to let the rain go
But I'll be all you need and go
Oh, I see that
When that's not showin', shine together
Turns you out here forever
That I'll always be your friend
So we're no thugs to get out in the end
I'm not their man
Spending more than ever
Know they'll build to have each other
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Inside this place you are, outside this place to go
Come down, come back to my room
Swallowed my nights, don't know shit and no lies
Just listen to my mind, mind, mind, mind, mind
Take my body all down, go, go, go
As it's to me, for you, yeah
Sit it back and relax my lord because it's time for you
So just sit back and relax my lord because it's time for you to meet today's eligible
Bachelorette and here
they are
Bachelorette number one
It's a monthly of you shut in from a kingdom far far away
She likes sushi and hot tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.
Bachelorette number one is immensely a view-shedding from a kingdom far far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.
And last, but certainly not least, Bachelorette number three is a fiery red head from a dragon-garded castle surrounded by hot, boiling lava.
But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!
And last, but certainly not least, Bachelorette number three is a fiery red head from a dragon-garded castle surrounded by hot, boiling lava.
But don't let that go y'all. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
Yours for the rescuing princess
So will it be that's right number one that's right number two or bachelorette number three
Lord Farquaad you've chosen princess
Fiona. Lord Barquod, you've chosen Princess Fiona.
Someone should mention the little thing that happens at night.
Someone should mention the little thing that happens at night.
Yes, but that's the sunset.
Yes, but that's the sunset.
Here we go, here we go!
It's enough! He's ready to talk.
Run, run, run. As fast as you can. You cannot catch me. I'm the Gingerbread Man!
You monster! I'm not a monster here. You are! You and the rest of that fairy tale trash
Poisoning my perfect world
I've tried to be fair with you creatures now my patience is racist and tell me
No, no, no my buttons. No, my good job, but all right, who's hiding them?
Okay, I'll tell you do you know
the muffin man
The Muffin Man.
Yeah, I know the Muffin Man.
Who lives on Jory Lane.
Well, she's married to the Muffin Man.
The Muffin Man.
The Muffin Man.
She's married to the Muffin Man.
My Lord, we found it.
Then what are you waiting for?
Bring it in.
This is brilliant.
magic mirror don't tell him anything mirror mirror on the wall is this not the
most perfect kingdom of them all well technically speaking you're not a king
no idea what I said you would say what I mean is um you're not king yet but but
You can become one. All you have to do is marry a prince.
Gone.
That was quite good!
So, sis, sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible budgelettes!
And here they are!
Here's the first sexy bitch in a yellow dress. She's fit as fuck. She's proper mad into it.
Loves a drink. She's got six kids, two evil sisters, and she loves a fucking late night sesh.
What a smack head.
This one they call Snow White because she's what it says he's done biggest customers.
She loves those stuff. She loves it.
Previous husband called Charlie.
Although I never saw him. Apparently he was always up at Snow White.
Oh fuck, he didn't record this one.
Never mind. This one's Fiona. She's a ginger bitch and she loves cock.
So, will it be? Bachelorette number one. Bachelorette number two.
Oh, Bachelorette number three. Two, two, three, two, three, two, three, one, three, one, three, three.
Eh, BW, eh, my life.
Okay, uh, okay. Number three.
Bar quad. You've chosen Princess Fiona.
Oh
Princess Fiona
She's perfect
All I have to do is just find someone who can like you know, you should mention a little thing that how do yes
but after some silence I
Will make this princess Fiona my queen and do look will finally have the perfect king
Captain assemble your finest men. We are going to have a tournament
13.31! Unprofessional! What? What do you mean unprofessional?
Discord what Celine sent me?
Celine can you what you call it not set what are the short ones that actually like quite
Like because that was good, but you sent me the same one. How do I get the other ones?
To me you've got a merit you got you are a toy. Do what the fuck is this toy story one rush hour one
You know I actually try and do their accent or do I actually just do what I just did then
Yeah, I mean I want you want me to do do memes. I don't know how to do memes
Do you the rush hour one? Yeah, but that's that's probably fucked
Want to know how I got these scars see about how I do this
Scars
and then if I do this, I go to
Celine, can you drive me this car again?
How do I do that?
Where do I drag them all?
Oh my God, give me rent has to happen.
Give me rent has to happen.
Bonjour, share screen.
Right, so.
Oh my God, by the way, you can't do the russa one.
Literally everyone's done about it.
No, like yeah, I was joking and I don't bang loads in it. I can bang out now
I literally download the week on something will you send me the same thing?
Which you want to do the show on yeah, I prefer to all right. Yeah
I've got the one and all I got these guys.
Is it in the actual file though?
No, no, this is my screen.
You can see my screen.
OK, drag the Russia one in the...
I don't know how did I get there though.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
On the game, go back.
leave the file. Back again. Back again, back again. All the way to the star, all the way
to the star. Then you see where it says open game, that one. Pack voice.
I can't, I don't know if I open these. I don't think there is a cause one. Do you
You want to do a cause one?
I've got one.
So I've got the game on it.
So then what do I do now?
The voice.
Yeah.
Drag it in.
Nice.
I don't know if they're going to work, but if they don't, let me just get the other one.
Close the game and let me know if they work.
If they don't work.
peaking blinds would be good, yeah.
What about peaking blinds?
I could do four lions, but this is England.
Oh, I don't think they got one,
but I would love that one.
Yeah, they're in.
What?
Yeah, it's worked.
Ah, fag.
All right, I'll do it.
All right, fags.
Let me send you a Bain one.
Let me send you Bain.
Yeah, send me a Bain one.
I'm just definitely one of the rapid.
I'm going to mute you, Mike Chap.
Yes, you!
Yes, you!
And I'm about to whoop your old ass, man, because I'm sick of playing games!
And I'm about to whoop your old ass, man, because I'm sick of playing games!
You, me, everybody's ass around here!
You, me, everybody's answering around here.
We'll be asking the questions, old man.
Who are you?
We'll be asking the questions, old man.
Who are you?
No, not me, you.
No, not me, you.
Just answer the damn questions.
Who are you?
Just answer the damn questions.
Who are you?
Are you deaf?
Are you deaf?
I'm not blind, you blind.
I'm not blind, you blind.
You just said what?
You just said what?
That's what I'm asking you.
That's what I'm asking you.
Shut up.
You.
Shut up.
You.
Not you, him.
What's your name?
Not you, him.
What's your name?
Me.
Me.
I am me.
I mean
may I help you
may I help you
you
you
yes I am you
yes I am you
I have told you
I have told you
no you is blind
no you is blind
that is what I just said
that is what I just said
I just said I did not say what I said you I did not say what I said you and you is answering and you is answering. Yes. Yes.
It's me and I'm you. It's me and I'm you.
Here we go! Here we go!
May I help you?
We'll be asking the questions, old man.
Who the fuck are you?
You.
No, not me.
Yes, I'm you.
Just answer dead questions. Who are you?
I have told you.
Are you deaf?
No, you is blind.
I'm not blind, you're blind.
That is what I just said.
You just said what?
I did not say what I said you.
That's what I'm asking you.
And you is answering.
Shut up!
You.
Yeah?
Not you, him.
What's your name?
Me.
Yes, you.
I am me.
He is me and I'm you.
And I'm about to whoop yo old ass man,
can I have a sick play game?
I'm about to get some out of here.
Max with the 20 gifting!
Go on Max!
Go on Max with the 20 bomb!
Hey, thank you so so much Max.
I appreciate that River, you're a fucking legend.
Go on the boy.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifting Max.
You're a fucking legend bro.
Thank you mate, honestly.
you so so much bro I appreciate it's when he broke thank you man but I'm gonna
I think I actually done quite well that shot may I help you we'll be asking the
questions old man who the fuck are you you know not me yes I'm you just answered
their questions who are you I have to hold you down no you is blind I'm not
blind you black that is what I just said you just said what I did not say
what I said you that's what I'm asking you and you is answering shut up
You. Yes. Not you him. What's your name? Me. Yes you. I am me. He is me. And I'm you. And I'm about to whoop your old ace man because I'm sick of playing games. You, me, everybody's ace around here.
That's not bad. What do you mean that was sweet? That wasn't bad, was it?
All right then, that was good. Thank you. Thank you.
All right, there's a Spongebob one. Oh, that's good. Yeah. And then there's a brain one and there's also a peeky blinder one
Right, okay, so I'll have a look at this. A peeky blinder one is a bit long. Right, okay, okay, okay.
I would do first. Have you got, where'd you get these from?
Well, it's the website, by the way. If you want to do it, so it's easier, easier. You need to download an ad blocker.
Okay.
Can you send me an ad blocker to download please?
Cheers. Cheers.
By the way, by the way,
your computer
and security
is not the best.
Not the best.
Not the best. Your computer
your computer security knowledge
isn't the best, in the honest.
I'm not surprised you got a
a couple years about it. Remember when you took a hack?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. It makes sense now.
it makes sense why yeah because you click everything oh yeah you click everything you
gotta be careful of course when you click now look what's in it oh no after what I've just
seen in the last three minutes but I've added the e-block all right did you uh is all good
any extensions no that's all well I've just added it no I'm actually running oh there's
is one. Run it. Share screen.
Yeah, it's going to block everything.
It's on, it's on.
All right. Now, I'm going to send you the link again.
Yeah. This time, it shouldn't, it shouldn't show you with any antivirus.
Okay.
I look forward to sending you.
Yeah, I'm on it now. Nice.
uh thank i look select you know how to do it up hang on he's actually i've got five viruses do
not click it do not click it whoa click it yeah i'm gonna listen you just get off this website i'll
just keep sending them what the fuck he's going on here yeah oh yeah you listen i'll just keep sending
them i don't know why the gg's oh my god and regis 13 has been hacked oh there you go i'm all
right now i'm on it now be careful though be careful if any of those if pop up be very very
careful okay okay very careful how does one download it how does how do i download it all right so
click on whichever one you want yeah uh yeah view pack click x click x click x click again
and then uh go download download just don't click these open yeah that's how big are you okay
Then you just drag them into your thing. You're not doing okay. Perfect. Yeah, that's great
I'll be deafened if you need help. Please just message me. All right, legend. Thank you, mate
You want to know how I got these scars
Should I do this as if I'm Joker?
Shall I try and put the voice on?
Yeah, right, okay.
You want to know how I got these scars?
You want to know how I got these scars?
My father was a drinker, a fiend.
My father was a drinker and a bean.
Then one night he goes off crazier than usual.
Then one night he goes off crazier than usual.
Then one night he goes off crazier than usual.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.
He doesn't like that. Not one bit.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.
He doesn't like that.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.
He doesn't like that. Not one bit.
So, me watching, he takes the knife to her.
laughing while he does it so me watching he takes the knife
laughing while he does it he turns to me and he says why so serious
He turns to me, and he's sad, he turns to me, and he's sad, why so serious?
It comes at me with the knife, why so serious?
It comes at me with the knife, why so serious?
He sticks the blade in my mouth, let's put a smile on that face.
The blade in my mouth
What's but a smile on that face?
Why so serious why so serious
24 we get in there we get in there let's watch it
My father was a drinker, and a fiend, and one night he goes off crazier than usual.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.
He doesn't like that.
Not one bit.
told me, me watching, he takes a knife to laugh at me while he does it.
He turns to me and says, why so serious?
He comes to me with a knife.
Why so serious?
He sticks the blade in my mouth.
Let's put a smile on that face.
and
I don't think that's not bad I don't think that's not bad you know I thought I was actually all right
That was actually all right. I'm watching it again. I'm watching it again. That was actually good that long
That's really good
And one night, he goes off crazier than usual.
Mommy gets to catch a knife to defend herself.
He doesn't like that.
Not one bit.
Told me, me watchin', he takes a knife to her.
Laughin', mommy does it.
He turns to me and he says, why so serious?
Yeah.
Why
So serious
Let's put a smile on, face
That's good, I like that. I like that. That was good. What's the bane one what's the bane one?
I need to go back, open game browser, then, let me do this here, download, go to that,
Open game, how's that, there you go.
Downloads.
Yep, and then.
Nice, hang on a minute.
Yeah, I've got a toy story,
I'm just trying to do it. I'm gone. Maybe it's this one. If I quit the game. Exit game,
we upload it. Play solo. Wait, I'm going to minute. Salih! I think I'm doing it wrong.
the game. Pax voice. Oh I know why. I know I'm doing shadow where I'm going. And then
we go that one move that there then we go this move that there it's moving yeah
I've done it sleep yeah thank you and then it's your number one I don't know
why I says we've got ourselves a nod I'm gonna write there in there now then
exit game the uploader redo this oh my god yeah the white chick steam would be so
fun
here we go right Woody and buzz argue here we go
Emperor Zerg has been secretly building a weapon right now poised at the edge of the
galaxy.
Emperor Zerg has been secretly building a weapon with a destructive capacity to annihilate
an entire planet.
With a destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet.
I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness.
I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness.
And you my friend are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
And you my friend are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
You are a sad, strange little man.
You are a sad strange little man and you have my pity farewell
Shut up!
Just shut up you idiot!
Shut up!
Just shut up you idiot!
This is the perfect time to panic!
I'm lost!
Andy is gone!
They're gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!
This is the perfect time to panic. I'm lost. Andy is gone. They're gonna move from their
house in two days and it's all your fault.
Oh, well you and shown up your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything
that was important to me.
Oh, well you and shown up your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything
that was important to me.
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
You are a toy!
You are a toy!
You are the real Buzz Lightyear you're an action figure!
You are the real Buzz Lightyear you're an action figure!
You are a child plaything!
You are a child plaything!
Oh yeah, well, good riddance, you're lonely.
Oh yeah, well, good riddance, you're lonely.
Let the good with star come in.
Let the good with star come in.
I
Highest one yet highest one yet nearly 50%
Connors mine now can be shut up. Just shut up you idiot sure if this is no time to panic
This is the perfect times panic. I'm lost and he's gone
I'm not gonna move the house in two days and it's all your f***ing my fault!
If you haven't pushed me out of the window in the first...
Oh yeah? Well if you haven't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship
and taken everything that was important away to me,
don't talk to me about importance because of you the security of this entire universe
is in Japan.
What?! What are you talking about?!
Right now, the age of the galaxy and Perzurg has been secretly building a
with the destruction of capacity to annihilate the entire planet.
I alone have information that reveals this weapons only weakness and you my friend are responsible for delaying my rendiverse document
You
You are a child play thing
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity. Oh, oh, yeah. Well good riddance your loony
running through with StarComet.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh my God this is unbelievable.
What a game. What a game.
Yeah Loni.
Erm, what's this one?
Wait but... oh I've got a Batman.
Sorry I've gotta watch this one again.
It was so good. It was so good.
Oh my God. These scars.
My father was a drinker, and a fiend, and one night, he goes off crazier than usual.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself, he doesn't like that, not one bit.
told me, me watching, he takes a knife to laugh at me, but he doesn't.
He turns to me, and he says, why so serious?
He comes to me with the knife.
Why so serious?
He sticks the blade in my mouth.
Let's put a smile on that face.
And...
Why so serious?
Oh, bro, it got off! There's a green goblin. It is about to go off.
Uh, let me see if he has sent me the website. Yeah. Oh my god.
Right, if I type in Spider-Man
Oh my God.
I'm trying to think how many clips is there.
Oh perfect. 61 clips is too long.
Go on Kelly, favourite bits that I appreciate a bit of love.
Thank you for the 500 bits Kelly.
No playing in the streets.
What else is, what else is, what else has got me some good ones?
Do the Grinch now.
Oh, I can hang on.
Oh, Jose Mourinho, football heritage, got to be, that one's got to be done.
That one has to be done, ha, iconic.
Venom cars. Yeah, I'll see there's a cars one
There is a cars one to have a look
Nice right opening game nice
The
the
the
why
you know this is by the way
yeah
you know by the way
when you are
when you point them in the file make sure they don't have the
Yeah, that's what I'm doing
What the fuck is this we've got ourselves a nodder
I'll bang it in the place of finals. I don't know what the fuck that is
That one's in there now, which one is just our load as well
Right, okay
restart the game
how the fuck who the fuck found this go on God for the 30 make my fucking girl
welcome back in brother thank you mate
what is Bob Freak's not live let me have a look should have been live at
sex and this has been some sort of delay I don't know the other look
OK, it's not the nightingale hang on, let me have a look, message hasn't...
They'll be doing some sort of delay, let me have a look, he does say, 6.30 it might be,
Right, let's have a look.
Oh, this is going to be so good.
No staffs.
No staffs.
They have real.
They have real.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Are real.
Are real.
They are real.
Do you want other real?
They are real. Do you want other real?
Now I give you a couple more real.
Now I give you a couple more real.
In the last seven years,
in the last seven years,
the worst position
of Manchester City
in the Premier League was fourth.
Manchester City in the Premier League was fourth.
The worst position of Manchester City in the Premier League was fourth.
In the last seven years, Manchester City was champion twice.
In the last seven years, Manchester City was champion twice.
And if you want to say three times, because there will be...
And if we want to say three times, because they will be in one more week, two, three or four.
In one more week, two, three or four.
And there was second twice.
And there was second twice.
That's heritage.
Do you know what is also heritage?
That's heritage.
Do you know what is also heritage?
that's heritage do you know what is also heritage is that is that Otta Mandy
Kevin De Bruyne Fernandinho Otta Mandy Kevin De Bruyne Fernandinho
Silver, Sterling, Aguero.
They are investments from the past.
not from the last two years from the past not from the last two years from the
past do you know where are many of you know where are many of united players
that left the club last season united players that left the club last season
see where they play see where they play where they play how they play if they
play where they play how they play if they play that's football heritage that's
football every pitch
if we go here there you go bigger screen now
hello stars are real they are real they are real do you want other I give you a
couple more real in the last seven years the worst position of Manchester
city in the Premier League was forced. In the last seven years Manchester City
was champion twice and you want to say three times because they will be in one
more week two three or four and there was second twice. That is heritage. Do
Do you know what is also heritage?
Is that Otamendi, Kevin Debronja,
Fernandinho, Silva, Sterling, Aguero.
They are investments from the past.
Not from the last two years, from the past.
Do you know whether many of United players
that's left the club last season.
See where they play.
Where they play, how they play, if they play.
That's football heritage.
Gotta admit that's not my best work.
That one's not my best work, that one.
Gotta admit that's definitely not my best work.
Right, I don't know what this one is.
Oh, this is cars.
We got ourselves a nodder.
Yo Wingo!
Lane change man!
Yo Wingo! Lane change man!
Oops! I missed!
Oops! I missed!
But up!
But up!
Pretty music!
Pretty music!
You going on vacation?
You going on vacation?
Hey yo DJ! What up?
You got ourselves an otter!
Well not bad. Could have been worse. That one could have been worse. Which one? I don't
I've done that. What's this? American. What's this? American cycle business card scene. What?
The book breaks in line at 8.30 today. Something we didn't have for something.
So it had to change. So I messaged Chas to find out, 8.30 it is.
New cars.
I've never seen this one before, by the way, I haven't gone.
New cars.
New cars.
New cars.
What do you think?
New cars.
what do you think? Pick them up from the printers yesterday. Pick them up from the printers
yesterday. That's Boney. And the lettering is something called Sillian Braille. That's
Boney. And the lettering is something called Sillian Braille. Bison. Bison.
I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patton's card to mine.
I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patton's card to mine.
Impressive, very nice.
Impressive, very nice.
Let's see Paul Valenck's card.
Let's see Paul Valenck's card.
Look at that subtle off-way coloring.
That tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God.
It even has a watermark.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
That tasteful thickness of it.
Oh my God.
It even has a watermark.
Woohoo!
Very nice.
Look at that.
Woohoo!
Very nice.
Look at that.
Good coloring. That's...
Good coloring. That's...
It's very cool, Baton. But that's nothing.
Look at this.
It's very cool, Baton. But that's nothing.
Look at this.
Egg shell with remolting and tight.
What do you think?
Egg shell with remolting and tight.
What do you think?
Hmm
Is really nice
Jesus that is really super how to knit with like you get so tasteful
That is really super how to knit with like you get
That is really super how to knit with like you get so tasteful
Jesus. That is really super. How do I knit like you get that tasteful?
Jesus. That is really super. How do I knit like you get that tasteful?
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Raise lettering. Pale nimbus. White.
I've never seen this film before either, so I don't really know what to do, so I've just
try to sound like a...
New card. What do you think? Oh very nice. Look at that. Picked them up from the
privilege yesterday. Two color and that's bone. And the lettering is something
called Scyllian Rail. Very cool baby but that's nothing. Look at this. That is
is really nice eggshell with Romanian type
what do you think?
nice
Jesus
that is super
yeah big shit they swarmed
I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patterns car to mine
but wait
you ain't seen nothing yet
Ray's lettering
pale nimbus
white
Impressive very nice. Hmm.
Let's see Paul Allen's car.
It's got to be like a James Bond one.
You're right, Celine. You're right, Celine.
Hello. Guess what I've got for you.
What have you got for me, mate?
Yes, anybody? No, no.
What have you had to say?
Take this, go on.
There's that one, and then also there's a Harry Potter versus
Draco versus Harry Julie, if you want that one as well.
Draco versus Harry.
You know, when they're fighting with the, when they're kids
and they've got the, the ones and they're fighting each other
in the castle?
Is that one as well?
Okay, thank you.
Do you know how to download them now?
Yeah, I've got them.
I'll be here if you need me.
Cheers.
You're seeing, dude.
Thank you, thank you.
We've got a little brown one chat
There's also a Ted one what a Ted one
Is it Ted one? Yeah, go on. Cheers, mate
Nice.
exit game nice there you go one-teller run teller
It can fly me cause issues don't do it now mate, I'm not here for fucking...
Well it could be career over but we'll give it a go.
Okay, we've got just one mole.
Okay, we've got just one mole.
Dust!
Dust!
Dust!
Dust!
Anybody?
No?
Anybody?
No?
How have I known that?
Dust.
How in fact knows that?
Dust.
How in fact knows that?
Dust.
Anybody?
No.
Dust.
Anybody?
No.
Dust.
Anybody?
No.
Dust.
Anybody? No? Dust?
Anybody? No? Dust?
Anybody? No? Dust?
Fifteen!
Okay, we got time for just one more.
Dust!
Anybody? No?
Hi-Fat, Hi-Fat, Hi-Fat, Hi-Fat, Dast.
Anybody?
No.
Dast.
Anybody?
No.
Dast.
Anybody?
No.
Dast.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That is unbelievable.
That is unbelievable.
Oh my God.
Right.
Third one has been a sin.
Thank you, thank you.
you. That was a short one as well by the way. High par one's a long one. Ones at the reddit!
I'll leave the high par one for now. What's this one you sent there? Uh, it's the 10th one.
Oh, lost in control room.
There's also a ball at one, but...
Oh
Also, I want like a serious scene I did well with the gym column
here is one. Oh
There's the Star Wars one
Yeah, so
There's a couple of spider-man ones
I think your best one was the
Joker one. Yeah. I have just got
one that could take the
winnings out. Righty. Let me
have a look.
stop. What's going on there, buddy? What's going on there, buddy?
Oh, oh, hello Ted, hello Ted, I want to make love to you, I want to make love to you.
I must admit it's not a ton of thought, it was, it's a different one.
whoops hello to
oh what's going on there buddy I want to make love to you
Unprofessional. You off you fucking rocker. Borat please my angle. Let me see what else
of us. Game version of Newest. The Avengers Age of Ultron, Borat. Excuse me. This one
might work. Right, I'll do one more. I'll do one more. I did all the GM other day. Wicked.
Nice. There's no leak mate. Oh, Keith Lemon on the deck. There's no way Keith Lemon's
on there. If Keve Lemon is on there, genuinely that's going to be unbelievable.
Well then, you are lost!
Well then, you are lost!
It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
It's over Anakin. I have the high ground. Don't try it. Don't try it.
I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over.
In my point of view the Jedi are evil
This is the end for you my master
You underestimate my power you underestimate my power
This could be the fucking the greatest ever seen I've ever done
I'm joking, I've never seen a scene. I probably have, I forgot.
I have failed you, Hanukkah!
I have failed you!
I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over!
Hanukkah and Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
But then you are lost!
This is the end for you, my master.
He's over at a kid.
I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power!
Don't try it!
What happens then? Does he chop his arm off?
And now what happens?
I think that is what happens, isn't it?
No.
He kills him! I thought he lived on!
I thought that was bloody skywalker
I'm the high ground.
You underestimate my power.
Don't try it.
His legs have been chopped off.
The legs have been chopped off.
You were the chosen one.
It was said that you would destroy this and not join them.
Bring balance to the force.
Not even in darkness.
And I couldn't lose that.
You weren't losing this.
I
Was like a fucking walking dead
You've not saved it!
No, I'll clean it up later, if it's fucking dead.
It doesn't die.
Fuck off.
Is that Luke?
Yeah, this is Luke, innit?
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
I think he's starting, why is he trying to kill him?
What did he say to this thing?
It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as all be wanted.
Oh! He's out of it!
There's no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
Luke, you do not yet realize your importance.
You have only begun to discover your power.
Join me, and I will complete your training
with our combined strength.
We can end this destructive conflict
and bring order to the galaxy.
I'll never join you!
I don't know if over the bits mate. Sam, Tivor VIII, Jam, Tivor VIII, Sheen, Tivor VII, heen mate.
Take his mask off.
Look, you can destroy the Emperor.
He has the seals.
It is your destiny.
I'm near the end, they're not in this scene.
Oh my god.
Fuck off, is that what he looked like?
Oh my god. Yeah, but you ain't gonna fucking recognise him, are you?
I
Know you're coming with me. I'll not leave you here. I've got to save you
You're right about me.
Tell your sister, you're right.
I won't leave.
I
Got a far
Can't believe it I haven't I've watched a few stars. I know this guy. Oh, I don't know him, but
That's more. Yeah, he I've watched this when it was fucking dinga
I know I've just messy PK relax
I didn't know until he was on Star Wars, brilliant.
Let's have a look at the Arsenal goals, any good or not.
Let's have a look at the first one.
That's all man, that's that, by the way, he's unreal from Scala.
That turn, and then that pass.
That's unbelievable.
The Champions League final has now scored in the Community Shield.
A miss that Harlan tried some.
Oh, that's pass from Harlan.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
But O'Reilly couldn't get there.
No, give a right.
Here's Semenio with the pipeline.
Pulls it back.
What a block.
What a block, that is.
What a challenge.
That prevented a Manchester City goal.
There's no doubt about that.
That's an incredible challenge.
That's a block and a half, that.
Manowekke, that's an excellent run for...
Doomsday trailer, I love it.
And they're coming in, it's KALOFEE HORRITS!
That's crazy, I've only seen one...
Doomsday trailer.
Three reasons I've not even seen this.
So is this the next one out?
I'm Tony Stark, fucking Doomsday guy.
Something's coming.
Something we may not be able to deter.
Before this day is done, we should be faced with an unthinkable decision.
This is the wrong one.
Oh, one day ago.
That German's always the smartest guy in every room.
Who is Dimm's day? Who is he?
He used to be different.
He needs to be kind, he needs to be caring.
Got to do, yeah, but why have I never seen him before?
He's in comics, I've just, they've never been in a film.
And him?
Fuck off, Captain America's in it!
If I think you loved was taken from him.
I knew he was lost.
He's part of Fantastic Four, now, okay.
That thing is broken.
I knew he was lost.
He's part of Fantastic Four, now, okay.
That thing is broken.
That thing is broken.
That thing is broken.
That thing is broken.
That thing is broken.
That thing is broken.
That thing is broken.
Okay.
Victor.
Did you do this?
All of you...
have lived...
stolen lives.
Oh my god Tom.
You must give them back.
Answer me, fish-dash!
Get you to do this!
I swear, he will beg for a hell long before I grudge it.
Oh my god, no!
Hell answers to me.
before I am doomed.
Oh my God.
When's it out?
1857, but that's crazy.
Why so close to Christmas, what the fuck?
Right now I'm gonna watch this one, I'm not seeing this one either.
It's getting me far less than this one.
Everything that they sacrifice will be for nothing.
If we do not stand together.
This aren't your petty squabbles.
Why have you seen told in the wire that I'm not fucking seen in the map?
Because you nothing except this.
So what's this? Fantastic Four and the Avengers coming together.
X-Men. And is it all marvel? It's not possible. Oh my fucking god. Why is that
Because he's worth it.
you
you
you
you
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Thank you.
minecraft favor of my favorite could you repeat a question what what is your
favorite block in minecraft I've got to say I like the slime blocks because you
could like bounce around and do interesting stuff with that so maybe
be sorts and I'm not too sure thank you no worries and what do you like the most
about the people who watch your videos I'm not too sure obviously I'm not sure
I don't want to watch it. I can't click off there.
Okay, thank you.
And they're super polite as well.
Over here.
Dan?
Yes?
What's your favourite thing? Minecraft or Pugs?
Aw! Who's up next?
How many hours of Minecraft do you play a day?
That's a good question, so
If the video lasts about 10 minutes you can probably guarantee I played it for at least a couple of hours to make that so
I would say a good six seven hours a day
Maybe because I'm playing my free time. This wouldn't mean back then was it?
If I'm not recording then I would play Minecraft too, so I play a lot of Minecraft
I'm not sure. I'm not sure what the fuck, but you should when is this from?
Oh, is this the reason it's got to be cash? Would you support me and sort of follow me
on your YouTubes? Yeah, yeah. Well, best of luck. Yeah, but would you follow me with
it though with your YouTubes? Yeah, of course, man. Any of the tubes. If you've got your
You've got your word on that.
Yes.
I will be my friend.
I like to think we're already friends.
Yeah, I got news for you.
We're already friends.
Thanks, guys.
Yep.
I guess about to get fleeced.
But the finest prize of mine, come by.
There we go.
There we go.
Oh, oh, get out of here.
craft you're learning the pressure chicken but I do what I want to do so
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, BenTDM!
Okay, one more, let's go for it.
Why is this a meme?
Moving on, anyway, all right, chat, I'm going to cut that for today, okay, so go to the
gym now, relax and get some good sleep again, all right, and then we should be ready for
the recovery for the week ahead. Obviously, tomorrow, we could chat more about booking
in tattoo, should have some more stuff on the skydive, again in the air, Perth, etc.,
But yeah, thank you very, very much for today.
I appreciate you all watching.
Thank you so, so fucking much.
Good night all good sleep.
I said good night, good sleep, thank you.
Chat, thank you very much for watching all today.
I appreciate you all, honestly, absolutely fucking goats.
And I'm glad I nipped onto the watch carlet.
I'm midday streams, I could chill for the night.
Chat, thank you so much for anything
that you've been watching, for the subs,
the bits, you give to the download,
but more importantly, thank you for chilling
and just interacting, my fucking goats.
All right, a couple of things.
I see them to be, you know,
Bob Breaks will be live at 8.30,
if you are interested in that, get yourselves involved.
Get yourselves over there, Bob Breaks, okay.
And get, oh yeah, hopefully you get some fucking
one-on-one with some sick things.
I'm gonna look on my whatnot and see how I can set one up
so that I can do a single show
and get rid of loads of stuff.
But until then, chat, thank you so fucking much.
I will see you all tomorrow.
All right, good night.
God bless, sleep tight, and you have a good one, chat.
Alright, love you all, peace out, love you all.
Ciao, have a good one.