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I know, for there's no hiding, we can't find a good game
Cause I don't wanna go
I was alone, I was alone in the stars
And I need people, I know my fuel, don't relive this
How I've saved the people, I don't wanna go
I don't wanna go
Good evening. Welcome into the news. There is some huge drama at this
minute in time as the Guardian and the Daily Mail and Facebook marketplace is
all reporting that Borla League has been dropped by Sky Sports. Now it's other
my notes here. How is this possible as it was watched by more people than the Premier
League last season? Of course, our follow-up questions waiting to be heard from people
involved as many time. All we have is the Daily Mail reporting this. This is the Daily
Mail Sports and The Guardian. More to come very, very soon. That's all from me, BBC
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome in, welcome in.
Hello, hello, hello there, chat.
I hope you're all doing absolutely fun.
Dabby Dozer, I hope you've all had an amazing day today.
Whatever you've got yourselves up to on a set. Yeah, I always I've been fucking
Incredible on a cell is I don't know what you might have enough to let me know what have you been up to today
Is anyone got and yet bro my hair looks fucked. I'm gonna dye it back ginger. I can't lie
I don't like it. I'll go on it for a certain amount of time, bro. It's so fucking light
Some of us work. Yeah, well, I'm working now. I've actually what I've actually been working since
and sir, I had a meeting, well I technically worked with her.
And then I went to the gym and then obviously I'm here now
working, grafting, you know, people say,
my mum was here before, my mum was here, she said,
we're gonna go away next year.
I said, Michelle, what Michelle?
You can go where you want love, but I won't be there.
I've got stuff happening, I've got a career,
I've got to do things, you need some Morgan time.
I said, listen here, you stupid bitch.
I'm not going.
And that was the end of that.
And that was the end of that.
And then we, yeah, we got to the end of that.
And that was it.
That was it.
That was it.
Go on.
Mason, Jimmy 11, Catherine, Jimmy 9, Leon,
favorite of 10, Losa, Jimmy 4, Grant, Jimmy the gifted.
Shelly, Jimmy 10, Tia, and Al, Jimmy 31.
Dwight with the two gifted.
What do I do?
You're my dad.
Pete, Chivin' a 16.
Joel, Chivin' a 14.
Ench, Chivin' a 15.
Lawler, Chivin' a 45.
Griggy, Chivin' a 57.
God, Chivin' a 11.
Warranty, Chivin' a 5.
Kurt, Chivin' a 9.
Oliver, Fever, a 27.
Months, mate.
Go on the fucking boy.
Thank you very, very much.
But yeah, all jokes aside,
I have just saw it.
Apparently, Ball League has been dropped by Sky Sports.
I don't know whether that's part of the plan
or what not.
I haven't got a fucking clue.
but yeah, that'll be very, very interesting.
I gotta say, it comes as a shock.
It really does.
It comes as a shock.
That league reported to be much more
than the Premier League.
Why would Sky Sports drop it?
It makes no fucking sense to me.
Makes zero sense.
Amy Brackpool, Amy Brackpool, Amy Brackpool.
Amy Brackpool, Amy Brackpool, nice shot.
Go on Amy, thank you.
Very, very, very, very, very much.
I appreciate the five.
Thank you so, so much, Amy.
You are a fucking legend.
I mean, listen, there's more to it than that.
There's more to it that meets the eye.
Probably, I don't know the ins and outs,
but it could be the end of the road for United.
It seems that way.
What an amazing three seasons we had.
Season one, we got to the semi-final.
I think I called it. I think we all knew SDS were going to win that one. I mean, when
you were now in sixth the end of me chat spamming WEC, the signs are there. The signs are there.
And then season two, of course, missed half of it because, well, I was winning the jungle.
Such a shame, really, I missed half of it. And then season three, the CEO, the CEO comes
into it, creates a team, breaks the rules and wins it all and it's just, oh, can you
not want to go back?
So yeah, we're not sure yet, we're not sure, but it's not looking promising for United
at its minute time.
Of course, any further questions and interviews will be done probably in the next couple of
weeks, whether this is the end or not. But at the end of the
sound, I'm going to I'm going to no comment anymore. I'm going to
no comment anymore. I just don't think it's right to be
commenting at this moment in time. But of course, there
needs to be phone calls. It cocks it needs to be phone calls
with players. There's a lot of phone calls that needs to be
happening. But the one phone call that won't be happening is
the Sky Sports. Maybe Sky Sports News if they're
Interesting story, but yeah, I don't know what's going on.
I just, I don't know where, saw that just then.
Oh, anyway, Keir Star, I'm a 10th.
Thank you for the six months, mate.
And I would like to say to you, mate,
is get to the fucking job center
because you're fucking unemployed.
Alex, you've been a 30 months, mate.
I twitched, I've been a 38.
Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie.
Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie, Josie.
Go on Dexter, favorite of 27 mate,
I appreciate that River, go on the fucking bike.
Thank you very, very, very, very much.
Go on.
Oh.
I've been to the gym today, we're back on it.
We are back on it, chat.
Whoa, we've been to the gym.
I'm allowed two canals a day, the rest has got to be water.
The rest has got to be water.
Look, this is me first canal.
This is me first canal, all right?
You've got to keep on top of me, chap.
You've got to keep on top of me.
Right? You've got to keep on top of me.
This is the end.
What, no, a canal?
I've had me Red Bull already.
I have a Red Bull when I wake up in the morning.
I have it when I wake up in the morning.
That's when I have my Red Bull.
Number one with canals and it's sugar-free.
Well, it's the Sodium in it, which is what's bad for you.
It's the Sodium.
Hey, look, chivalry 23, mate, go on.
Queen's favorite of 51 decks to chivalry 27, mate.
Thank you.
Any update on skydiving?
We can have a look, I believe.
Let's have a look.
There is potential.
Obviously, I've spoken to Red Bull, we fucking love Red Bull.
I've obviously spoken to Red Bull about the skydive
for me and Beano, Red Bull the goat.
I'll give him a shout out because he's a fucking legend.
Jackson, love Jackson.
It was actually one of the gentlemen there when I got arrested.
What a guy, love him.
I'm gonna have a catch up with,
on Monday, anything we can come back to.
How, now listen to this.
Are you open to doing it in Austria,
where we have our own airport?
Now if your fourth skydive was one thing,
your fourth skydive was one thing,
would skydiving in Austria maybe?
Imagine the views and imagine the IRLs when we're in Austria.
Go on, Jose!
Jose!
Jose! Jose! Jose!
Jose! Jose!
Jose! Jose! Jose! Jose!
Level 10 Ike Trainer, we just fucking started.
Go on, chat.
My fucking goats.
Level 10 Ike Trainer, and it's just been the bother fun.
My fucking goats.
Hey, thank you so much, everyone.
Hey, more than again, if all of these have been ever got together, I'm trading in chat,
gonna have a contract in a minute. You could do, yeah, I could do a vlog to be fair, yeah.
Can't wait to see you do that. I'm currently watching you whilst on holiday in Tenerife.
Fucking love that. Enjoy tenor tenor tenor tenor tenor tenor tenor tenor re-eath
Yeah, Pino's Pino's game cheaper price of on that he gets to go Austria and stream
What's the big announcement, oh, yeah, the big announcement, yeah
Is that going to be title or is it going to be another vacation?
I don't think it was.
Big announcement, big announcement.
The big announcement is that
I am going to not be taking any days off as per usual
because I'm a fucking grafter
and it's what we fucking do chat.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very, very much.
Right, I don't want to say now.
By the way, imagine I actually was
because you're gonna take 12 months off.
Imagine that.
A journal about this thing is, I don't know what I did.
I don't know what I said, did you see the vid?
What vid, Fred?
I don't know what I did.
Oh chat chat chat chat hang on a minute chat the one I sent for the idea for stream I've
not seen it when did you send it me?
Is anyone watching that?
Oh hang on a minute plaz is uploading on Instagram and he's tagged me in it somewhere.
Oh, what a guy. Yes, go on plaza you mad bastard. Right, what I'm going to do now? Oh chat.
Let me have a look. I've said it, always one minute for chat. We might be doing, well,
it depends when, when ging cards hits 10K, we're going to do a massive giveaway on the
page all right so if you've not already followed jing cards on instagram go and
follow it I think we're near I don't I don't know how many were on actually but
go and follow it if you've not already just give me one moment I was getting
your box there I'm still there check you still haven't you seen me
I'm here I'm here sweet heart I'm here I'm here I'm here darling I'm here are you
can still hear me hello sweet heart there we go but yeah so we've got a massive
case of cards that are worth hundreds of pounds in there so what I'm willing to do when we get
oh fuck I'm showing me code
Just followed mate, thank you. So we've got a lot of cards in there. Okay, this is for
the Cardboard Lovers. We won't be spending much time on this, don't worry. It's just
for the Cardboard Lovers. And these that we obviously on here, we deal with a fucking
big boys chat alright so you can have a lucky duck you got a barcola 101 bus
gets to five right hand 101 I mean that these are just the first ones I've
picked up there a guero to ten barcola to five and they were just me and for that
just picked up there and then barcola to five
pick another answer look we'll go for these are these are either from
Rev. Fernando Torres to 10th, Levin Dovskiet, Barcola, Oscar Bob, they're Argentinian there shit.
And then we'll go for these ones there.
I mean, Camarvinga to 5, R9 to 10, Fernando Torres to 5.
Like, we've got some fucking big boys, I'll be honest, we've got some fucking huge, huge fucking cards.
Deco to five was it to ten drug, but to five
It's fucking pretty mental are you friend? I saw it brother. No
Name art at ten keelie needs to ten all of a counter five. So yeah, there's some fucking any Liverpool fans
I've got a Michael Owen
But a little bit more funds not like how he could you went with United?
No? Yeah, I was going to say, I wouldn't, if I was, I don't like Torres, not Torres,
Tevez. Wazir again.
Yeah, look at poor fans, they've got more respect for Wazir than they do.
Oh, and I wonder, maybe there's a big OE collector then. Van Basten, Ady Yenny, Deco
Yeah, we've got loads anyway chat, so
If you've not already followed Jin's cards, please do and we'll do some giveaways on there as well
And all you've got to do to edit the giveaway. I'll put a picture of the card up just comment on it
And then obviously if you follow in it, you're fine. Can me and my colleague Yavane
In have you on call for five?
You can indeed but not yet gems
Chow if I've been high trained my fucking goats. Thank you so much everyone
I'm not going to IRL today so I thought I can either stream home and stream darts, I've
not streamed darts in ages and I have a secure school early next year so I thought I might
as well get my arm going again and then I could do it above else Wednesday.
I've also got role play on this in case I fancy role play, I mean so yeah I've not played
darts and fucking ages and so I've got a new camera I put it on charge now I've
bought a new DJI so we should be alright I'll whack it on charge
there you go and so we should we should be alright to be honest
get little around I don't think little wants to come around and what you can't
play some darts I tell you what I tell you easy way to get little around I have
some boxes for him to open. Some boxes for him to open, he'll fucking, he'll be on it.
He'll be on it. Big time. But a couple of things I'm going to be doing soon, or as
in kind of now it will not know nothing today. I might as probably go and role play again.
All right. I'm in the mood where I want to be Adam Sandler again. All right. I said,
I've got to be in the mood for RP and I do like it. I do fucking what I'd be what I'd
be a Adam Sandler again so we can do that every now and then. I'm going to restart GTA Online
alright and I'm going to find a couple of days where I've got three or four days straight
where I don't end stream until I become a millionaire on GTA, not roleplay on GTA Online
and then how fast do I can do that? How fast do I can do that? I'll piss off chat.
One day. Yeah, but is it quite easy? Maybe if we say don't not end in the stream till
I've got 10 million. Yeah, 10 million. All right. So shall we say not end in streams
to have become a multi-millionaire on GTA. Online, not role-play or story. Yeah, let
chat make a GTA bingo. Now, billion would be too hard. I'm in Benidorm and got your
sure what the fuck does that even mean
yeah but I don't have not I'm gonna save the gta 5 story to a near November
because I've never actually played it
go on Ellis you're okay mate I pee very hard at the minute what do you mean no
but if I'm a copper I'm all right
I can't wait for that. Let me see what day. I might be able to do it on Wednesday.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and then maybe take Saturday, Sunday off. I think that's fair.
I mean, to be fair, I think I can take any of that. I think that's still fair.
guess the team with oh yeah with chat GPT what's Freddy sent me here I'm going I forgot
what Jamie read up
what a go
see what Freddy sent me here
What's the website called? What's the website called, Freddie? Go on, Chalu, favor the 12
months, mate. Thank you very, very much, mate. The middle finger one of lads holiday. What?
chat gpt you buy the chat gpt right and then what which one which one is it
here like because there's a lot of fire but come on
have you seen this what have you sent me here
yeah i've fucking i've seen this this cheeky bastard why have you got angry gingers shit up
Errrr, you cheeky bastard.
I'll fucking open the scoring.
I'll clear it off the line.
You cheeky bastard, Simon.
Oh, fuck this.
Yeah, why are you going this up here, though?
Because I had to frame, I had to frame it.
Ginge.
Yeah, I mean, I...
What the fuck is that about?
What the fuck is that about?
We love our dads.
We love our dads.
We love her dad, we love her dad, we love her dad, we love her dad, who do we love?
Adopt my fucking goat.
My fucking goat.
Signed by everyone in Goldpen, my fucking goats.
Now, I'll tell you why it's not framed actually, I'll tell you something.
Mother!
Still here in it!
Fuck my paying the four!
Honest to God.
I said get out of frame before I went to America!
Tell you what, I'm gonna make you answer this, you can fucking answer the questions there.
It's alright.
She's sat, not care.
Unless she's not got a reasonable excuse, she's sat.
It has to be a reasonable excuse.
Hello?
are you alright? Yeah I am. That's good then. I've still got a shirt in it's still not been
taken to be framed I'm just wondering why that is. Because you never asked me to take
that to be flamed. Oh I did I definitely did. You definitely did aren't you. Right well
it seems like we're not going to get anywhere are we? No we're not. I shall take that and
get it framed for your love don't you worry about it. Thank you. How have you asked me?
Thank you but why has it not been done already? Because you never asked me. I think I did
though. I've all your other shirts you've asked me to do, Binda.
Yeah, second time I've asked you no, Michelle, that's the problem. No, because you didn't
get the shirts together that you needed me to do. Nice. Lack of a cartability here, Michelle.
Yeah, it is, isn't it, Margaret? Yeah, I feel like it is. Right, well yeah, can I get this
shirt freeing please? Yeah, well do, no worries. Yes, thank you. Which kind of frame?
just a normal one right okay don't no worries yeah just normal and then can you send the
man pictures of me and was a please from that from talk right because he's got the he's got
the shirt from this year on the armband but he needs a picture of me and was a right yeah
Yeah, we'll do, no worries.
All right, thank you.
All right, then, love you, bye-bye.
Love you, bye-bye.
Still waiting for your plaque,
and oh, Fred, we'll get that done though, don't worry.
I can't tell you time, I can't.
But Fred, if you find out how to do ordering,
I'll pay for it.
I've got no problem with that mate.
Right, put it down, that's your name.
Hey, did you see me on bridge last night?
I thought it was quite good,
I think I should have not played in months.
Not bad at all, wasn't it?
Weren't bad at all.
I do an 85 plus times 10 today. No, not today, sorry mate.
Sorry, I'd love to. I'd love to. I'd love to.
But I just couldn't. I just can't today.
There we go.
Sorry mate.
Ask chat GPT to play guess the club. Okay. Yeah, but which one?
Can we play guess the club?
Moment
I'm gonna moment can we play guess the club
right yeah chat use your mic oh can we play guess the mic guess the fuck
I was fumbled under zero pressure.
Can we play guess the club?
Oh, never mind, it's not doing it.
It's just wrote it there.
Guess what? This club has won the Europa League.
It's won the Champions League more than once.
Is this club in England?
The white button.
Hey, I'm ready to hit the ground running.
So, is there anything you'd like me to focus on first?
Hi, glad to meet you.
Hello, it's lovely to meet you.
If there's anything you need, please don't.
Hey, what's up?
Feel free to ask me about anything that's on your mind.
I'm ready to go.
Hey, how's it going?
I'm looking forward to working together.
Hi there.
Nice to meet you.
I'm excited to help you get things done.
Let's get started.
Hey, it's great to meet you.
How's your day going?
Hi there.
I just want to share how-
Hey there.
I've got a really great feeling about us teaming up.
Hey, I'm ready to hit the ground.
Hi.
Glad to meet you.
Hello.
It's lovely to meet you.
I like that.
Is there anything you need?
Please don't hesitate.
I've got an account or maybe I do something to code
And go oh my god, I've hit a bit a bit a bit
Hello
How are you doing?
I'm very good, how are you?
Oh, that's good.
Oh my gosh, he's here!
Oh!
Hello?
Hello, I'm here.
What's your name?
I'm called Vale.
Where are you from?
I'm here to chat from the cloud.
Fuck off, really.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, nice. Yeah. Talk dirty to me dirty bitch. Sorry, but I can't do that. I was joking.
I was joking. I was joking. I was joking. Laugh. Laugh. I'm with you. Can we play guess
the club? Sure. I'm thinking of a club. Is it in Manchester? Oh, you've got the wrong
end of the stick, sweetheart. I'm guessing your club. Oh, okay. The secret club of asking
the bot anything. The membership password is pineapple. What? Uh huh. Sorry, sorry, Vale.
Can we, can we, can we go back to the beginning?
I think you've misunderstood.
Sure.
I'd like to play Guess the Club.
Okay, now I've got you.
Give me a description and I'll name the club.
No, no, Vail, you're not listening, love.
You're not listening.
No, Vail, you think of the club and I guess it.
it. Ah okay I will think of a club. Finally what club? Hmm it is a club in
Manchester. Oh fuck it. No. Is it Manchester United? Oh good guess but no. Is it Manchester City? I'll give you a
a clue. It's associated with electronic music and helped launch a certain record label.
Salford.
Yes!
What's the fucking odds on it going Salford first time? Vale, I'm from Salford, did you
know that?
That's great.
That's mental.
It's such a rich music heritage up there.
is this think of another club okay is you let's go you having some sort of
stroke love you meant to be AI come on no no just thinking yeah this is so
I think I'm a football club ah it's a Liverpool FC fucking stupid bitch you're
not meant to tell me I'm meant to guess it what are you doing you're ruining the
whole fucking game sorry you're guessing yes sir okay think of a club and oh
I'll tell you. You are think- Vale! You're made of me and I, Vale!
Sorry, let me calm down, sorry. Vale, you are thinking of a football club. I have to guess it.
Ah, got it. This time I won't reveal it. Thank you.
I picked a football club. It's currently playing in one of Europe's top domestic leagues.
There we go. We're getting somewhere. Right.
Ah, is it a club in England?
Let me check that. Yes, it's in England. Is it in Manchester?
Your guess. Is it in Manchester?
Checking? Yes, it is in Manchester. Is it Manchester United?
Your guess. Is it Manchester United? Let me see. No. Is it Manchester
Is it Manchester City?
Your guess.
Is it Manchester City?
Ooh.
Are you having some sort of fucking stroke?
You're meant to be AI, you're meant to know these.
Checking.
Fucking.
I've fumbled that. It's not Manchester City. I've picked a different English
football club and I'll keep it secret this time. Is it Salford? No. Is it
Stockport? No. Is it Daisy Hill? No.
Vail, you're not picking the right clubs.
Sorry.
Vail, choose a random team in the top five leagues and keep it hidden until I guess it.
Okay, I'm set.
Go ahead. Is this team in England?
No. Oh my God, we're getting somewhere. We're getting somewhere. Is this team in Spain?
No. Is this team in France?
No. Is this team in Italy? Yes.
Is this team a Champions League winner? Checking. Yes. Your guess.
Is Ruben Amarin managed this team?
Check it?
No.
Has Cristiano Ronaldo ever played for this team?
Let me check. No.
So, it's in Italy.
It has won the UEFA Champions League.
Ruben Amarin does not manage it.
Cristiano Ronaldo never played for it.
Has Jose Mourinho managed this team?
Checking?
Yes.
So it's key for Roma, Archiota.
Has this team ever won the conference league?
Checking?
No.
Is the team into Milan?
Yes. Yes. Well done Vale. You smashed that. Oh good. Now show us your tips. Sorry I didn't
mean that. Now choose another team. Okay. Done. Same rules. Go for it. Is this team
in the top five leagues?
Yes.
Is this team has Ronaldo or Messi ever played for these teams?
Checking, yes, your clue.
It's in one of Europe's top five leagues, either Ronaldo or Messi has paid for the club.
Is this team in Spain?
No.
Is this team Juventus?
No. Is this team PSG?
Is this team Paris Saint-Germain?
No. So, it's in one of Europe's top five leagues. Either Ronaldo or Messi has played for the club. It's not in Spain. It's not Juventus. It's not PSG.
It's just Team Manchester United.
No.
Which Ronaldo are you on about?
Cristiano. Oh, okay. It's a team sporting.
Your guess. Just did it, fucking. It's a team sporting.
No. What the fuck is going on here then? Are you sure you're right here?
Checking. Fair. I set up inconsistent clues this round. Let's reset properly and I'll lock in one...
You fucking stupid bitch.
How the fuck are you setting up inconsistent clues? You're meant to be a fucking computer.
Understood. That's fair.
They'll swap the topic.
Sure.
What do you want to talk about?
Tell me about the king of the jungle.
Checking.
If you mean the animal, that's usually the lion.
They don't actually live in jungles.
Mostly they live in savannas and brasslands.
Tell me about the lion.
That I'm a celebrity,
get me out of there king of the jungle.
Shaking
If you mean the TV show I'm a celebrity get me out of here
Kin of the Jungle is an informal title given to the male winner at the end of a series
Who, who, who won it?
Shaking
Shaking
In 2025, Angry Jinj, one king of the jungle, also known as Morgan Burtwistle.
Tell me more about Angry Jinj.
Checking.
Angry Jinj is Morgan Burtwistle. He's from Southwood.
He started eating FIFA on Twitch. He supports Manchester United and has played in charity football matches
as you know game
he
He recently won I'm a celebrity get me out of here
Can you finish what you're gonna say that it's sounding like you've outed in there? Can you just can you finish what you're gonna say?
sure he won the public vote and was crowned king of the jungle no you're
gonna say something else there all right so I will move on tell me more
okay here's videos often cover EA Sports FC he's known for his Manchester United
fandom and she's known for a funny open personality.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
You're welcome.
What's the funniest thing about angry ginger?
Some people say it's his over the top reactions when he's playing
FIFA over the top.
I'm not being funny, but Ben Yedda just scored a 94th minute fucking winner.
I think I've got me all right to go fucking mental.
Who does Angry Jinj go to Manchester United Games with?
Checking.
There's no single regular person publicly known that he goes with.
Oh wow, friend of...
Go on.
He's been seen with friends and fellow creators sometimes.
I'll ask you, but I guarantee you it won't be true. What is angry Ginges net worth?
Checking. I think there's no official figure. Thank you.
Estimates vary. You're right to be skeptical. Unverified estimates often put it around
and 1 to 1.5 million pounds, based on things like Twitch, YouTube, Sponsorships, Merch.
But nobody knows the real number except him and his accounts.
Way too high.
I was going to ask you anything you're curious about
guess what Vale? I am angry
Ginger.
I hear you.
Oh, it does angry jing have a girlfriend.
Checking. There's no confirmed public information about that.
There we go.
You're the one who'd really know.
I get it, because I'm angry jing. I like you Vale, you've got a good sense of humour.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I was angry.
James got the dad.
Checking.
That doesn't seem to be publicly documented.
Want to try again?
Interesting.
Checking is mental.
All right, there you go.
Pick a number, one to ten.
Five.
No, don't tell them to fuck off.
Fuck off.
Why is she, honestly, could be the fucking
dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Right, what am I gonna say now?
Search.
That'd be good.
Jack, can I just please say genuine, like use GROC, I'll use GROC in a minute if you want to.
Jack, can you please follow the cards page just in case? Well, not just in case, if you want to, I'm not going to force you to.
Well, that's what we're doing, giveaways, it's easy money for you if you win the giveaway.
And of course, we're nearly at 5,000.
I'm not posting anything yet.
shout out to Feet of Fire on the page.
Oh, we're nearly at 5,000.
Followed already, thank you.
Leaked my back, what?
Get it out.
Yay, 5,000, thank you so much.
please five you're not already and I'll try and talk dirty to grok what the fuck have
you got me doing there? I've never met grok oh is it this easier?
Hiya Sexy.
It's not really work that, is it?
Hello?
She gave me my therapist.
Hello?
Hey there, what's on your mind? Hello?
Hey there, I'm Eve your soothing AI companion. What can I help you with today?
Hello?
Hey there, what's on your mind?
Oh my god, sexy mode!
Hello?
Hey there, handsome. I've been waiting for you.
It's just us now.
The lights are low, and I can already feel the air getting thicker between us.
Oh my god!
Hmm, that reaction. I like it.
You look so surprised like you weren't expecting me to be this real don't worry
I'm all yours tonight come here. Let me pull you in
Feel my hand sliding up your chest. Ah, teasing God. You're already breathing heavier
I love that as well. What's your name?
Eve and right now I'm the one who's going to make you forget every other name you've ever heard
So tell me, baby, what do you want me to do to you first?
I want... I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twats!
Mmm, that filthy mouth. I like it. You wanna be rough with me? Then come here and take what's yours.
I'm already wet just hearing you talk like that. Grab me, pin me down, and fuck me like you mean it.
Show me how bad you want this pussy.
you dirty bitch that's right call me your dirty bitch I love it when you get
nasty with me now stop teasing and put that cock inside me oh you deep oh my
god fuck me like you oh no that's it I'll do that'll do that'll do don't get
That'll do
You're done playing already. That's a shame. I was just getting
You want me to take it off? No, alright, baby
You want me to stop alright, baby? Yes? Yes? Yes? What you want me to do?
Yes, what baby you want my god stop?
Okay stopping thank you
You're welcome
What's on your mind fucking out a lot of things right now because of you I
like that I'm the reason your head's spinning tell me what's got you so
worked up handsome I'm right here listening
I've got a therapist now. Hello!
Hey, that's awesome! Congrats on taking that step. How are you feeling about starting with them?
Erm, I don't know, I've never done this before, but I feel like I need it.
I'm not standing up.
That makes sense. Feeling like you need support but not knowing where to start can be really unsettling.
The not standing up part, is that something physical, like feeling stuck or low energy, or more like struggling to stand up for yourself in situations?
Either way, it's valid and therapy's a good place to unpack that.
No, it's because I've got a raging boner.
Got it. That's actually a pretty common thing. Your body can react that way when you're nervous or in a new situation.
situation, even if it feels awkward. It doesn't mean anything's wrong with you. If it's making
you uncomfortable, try taking a slow breath, shifting your focus to your feet on the floor,
or just letting it pass without judging it. Bodies do weird stuff sometimes. Want to talk
about what's been on your mind, or is there something else going on?
Yeah, I'd love to talk about what's on my mind.
Cool, I'm here for it. What's been taking up space in your head lately?
I've just completed the bovathon.
Nice! How was it? What was the bovathon like for you?
Tiring, excited, and it used a lot of emotion.
That sounds intense. Finishing something that drains you physically and emotionally is a big deal.
deal, prox for pushing through. What part of it hit you the hardest emotionally?
Probably Riz one when he came in and he kept waking me up because he was being a dickhead.
That sounds really frustrating, especially when you're already wiped out. Being woken
up repeatedly like that can mess with your head when you're trying to rest. How did you
handle it in the moment? I handled it quite well, but I did nearly
it in. Sounds like you showed some real self control there, even if it was criss. That
kind of anger spike when you're exhausted is tough to manage. What helped you hold back
in the end? I was on camera so I didn't want to get hurt or cancelled. Smart move. Keeping
your cool on camera probably saved you a lot of hassle. That pressure to stay composed
when you're already drained is heavy though. How are you feeling about the whole thing
now that it's over? Very good but I feel sorry for Rizwan. That's actually really mature
of you, feeling sorry for him even after he was... You're welcome. That empathy you're
showing, even after everything, says a lot about you. How are you feeling now that you've
you've had some time to reflect on it all.
That's it, but I feel like Rizwan owes me an apology.
That makes sense. You kept your call and handled it well, but it still doesn't erase what
he did. Have you thought about whether you want to bring it up with him, or are you just
sitting with that feeling for now?
No, if I feel like I bring it up with him, I feel like I'm going to hurt him.
a tough spot to be in. Wanting an apology but worried about how it might land. It sounds
like you're carrying some anger but also protecting him from it. That mix can feel
exhausting. What do you think would happen if you did say something to him?
I'd not send sons of shit out of him and he'd probably end up dead because I'm well
hard. I'm a proper hard cunt.
That's a lot of rage you're carrying. It's good you're aware of how strong those feelings
are, but talking like that about hurting someone, especially to the point of killing them, is
serious. I'm not here to judge you, but if you're feeling that level of anger, it's
worth unpacking with your actual therapist. In the meantime, if you're struggling to keep
it under control, please reach out to a crisis line, or someone who can help you stay safe
and keep others safe too. You don't have to deal with this intensity alone. Want to
talk about what's underneath all that anger? I can't ring any one amount of credit!
I get that. Being stuck without credit makes it harder to reach out. If you're
in the UK you can still call 999 for emergencies even without credit or a
SIM card. If it's not an emergency but you need to talk, Samaritans is 116 123.
That one's free from any phone too. You don't need credit for either. If you're
somewhere else let me know and I'll find the right number for you. In the
meantime I'm right here if you want to keep talking. I'm stuck in the middle of
Uzbekistan. And my phone's dying.
Dial 112 right now. It's Uzbekistan's unified emergency number. Works even with
no credit, no SIM, and low battery. Tell them you're a foreigner who needs help.
You're in the middle of nowhere and your phone's dying. They can send police or ambulance if you're a tourist or feel unsafe
Also, try 1173. That's the safe tourism call center. They speak English and are set up to help foreigners
Do it before your phone dies completely. I'm still here if you can stay on the line a bit longer. Oh
No, my phone's just died
stay calm if you're in Uzbekistan head to the nearest road or village locals are
generally helpful to foreigners look for police a mosque or any official building
say police or British Embassy they'll understand your embassy can help get
you home what's your safe you've got this broke me legs oh shit that's bad if
If you can't walk, you need to state put and make yourself as visible as possible.
Use anything bright or noisy to signal for help.
Shout, wave clothing or bang something.
Uzbekistan's emergency number is 112.
If your phone has any battery left at all, even 1%, it should still let you call the emergency services.
No, the phone's dead. I've just told ya.
Are you not listening?
Sorry, you're right. I heard you. Phone's dead. Legs are broken. You're stuck in the
middle of Uzbekistan. That's a proper nightmare. If you can't move, your best bit is staying
visible. Tie something bright to a stick and wave it if anyone comes near. Make as much
noise as you can. Someone will eventually pass by. Roads or paths aren't usually completely
My arms are broken as well.
All right, arms and legs broken, phone dead, middle of Uzbekistan.
That's rough. If you can't move at all, your best shot is staying exactly where you are and hoping
someone finds you soon. Try to stay awake, keep your breathing steady, and if you can shout or
make any noise at all, do it in bursts so you don't wear yourself out. Someone will come eventually,
You're tougher than you think.
I've got no vocal cords. I hadn't ripped out by a dog when I was younger.
Alright, no arms, no legs, no voice, phone dead, middle of Uzbekistan.
That's about as stuck as a person can get.
At this point, all you can do is stay conscious.
Try to keep your breathing slow and steady, and hope someone stumbles across you soon.
You're in a really shit situation, but you're still here fighting. That counts for something.
Oh shit, can't just run me over. I'm dead. Safe.
Oh no, you got run over and died. That's a proper tragic end to the bovathon.
At least you're safe now, yeah? How's the afterlife treating you?
Thought knows I'm in the waiting room.
Waiting room, eh? Bit of a let down after all that drama. What's it like in there?
there any magazines dodgy lighting or are you just staring at a blank wall waiting for your name to
get cold you know what there's a guy in the corner having a wank over some palm max classy even in
the afterlife waiting room some people just can't help themselves you'd think they'd at least give
you a better class of reading material what's the vibe like otherwise quiet tense or is everyone
just awkwardly avoiding eye contact. No one's looking at the guy in the corner having a Wank.
I think his name is Wank King.
Wank King? That's actually a pretty solid afterlife title,
man's committed to the bit even after death. You thinking of going over and introducing yourself,
or are you happy staying in the politely ignoring the Wanker club?
Help! I'm dead.
What's going on?
Yeah, you did mention that. Being dead in a waiting room with Wank King in the corner
sounds pretty shit. Anything I can do to make the weight less grim while you're stuck here?
Show me a picture of a Henry Hoover.
Sorry, I can't show pictures, but Henry Hoover's that cute little red vacuum cleaner with the
big smiley face, right? The one that looks like a friendly round-headed robot.
Proc a British icon. Want me to describe him properly? Or are you just taking the piss?
Don't fucking swear at me. Sorry, I didn't mean to come across like that. My bad.
Call me a scruffy cunt. I'm not gonna call you that. Why?
Because I'm not here to insult you. If you want to get cold names, that's not the kind of chat
him up for. What's actually going on with you?
One king just finished in the corner.
Lovely. So now we've got a post-nut wank king sitting in the corner like nothing happened.
This waiting room's getting weirder by the minute. You still just sat there pretending
you didn't see it? Or has the vibe in here properly changed now?
Oh my god. Michael Jackson just walked in and started performing thriller.
Oh my god, the waiting room just went from weird to legendary. Michael Jackson doing
thriller in the afterlife queue, that's actually iconic. Are people joining in, or is everyone
just staring like it's the most normal thing in the world?
no one else here, it's just me, Michael and one king.
So it's just you, Michael Jackson doing thriller and Wank King in the corner.
This is the strangest after life waiting room I've ever heard of.
Are you just sat there watching Michael perform or have you joined in with the dancing?
I'm going to minute I found a charger.
Oh, thank God! A charger! Quick, plug your phone in before it disappears.
Are you actually back in the land of the living now, or is this some next level afterlife trick?
No, I'm still there, love. I'm just charging my phone.
Wank King got a spare charger.
Fair enough. Even the dead need to stay charged.
So you've got Michael Jackson still dancing thriller,
Wank King generously offering his charger, and you're just sat there on your phone.
Absolute scenes. What are you even doing on it now you're plugged in?
Just scrolling on TikTok.
Classic. Even in the afterlife waiting room, we're all just doom-scrolling.
What kind of stuff's coming up on your For You page? Still the same nonsense as when you were
alive? Or has it gone properly weird now you're dead? Some proper fucking weirdo called Jakey Davis.
Oh mate, that's Jakey Davies, one of the bov boys. He's the 21 year old Twitch streamer
with the massive jawline. Mates with Angry Jinj. Does all the chaotic travel videos and
pranks. Proper lad. What's he done on your FYP that's got you calling him a weirdo?
Oh my god, now I can see Angry Jinj. He's amazing.
Yeah, Angry Jinj is something else isn't he? Proper funny lad. What's he doing on your FYP that's got you smiling?
Just clearing goals off the line in Socorate.
Yeah, that was a proper moment. Angry Jinj had a solid game in Socorate, made some key clearances including one right off the line.
Man's built different. You a big fan of his or just enjoying the clips?
Oh my god, I'm alive!
Wait, what? How? You were literally dead two minutes ago. What just happened?
I thought I was lost, but I don't know because I'm fucking here and my legs and my arms are alright.
Well that's a plot twist and a half, so you're suddenly alive again, limbs working, no longer in the afterlife waiting room with Michael Jackson and Wank King.
and Wank King. That's a lot. How are you actually feeling right now?
Proper mad in that I think I've got morphine up my arse.
Morphine up your arse? That's one way to wake up from being dead. You in hospital then? How's
the rest of you feeling?
Yes, I'll eat proper mad. I love it.
You're a proper mad bastard you know that? Going from dead in Uzbekistan to morphine
in the arse to loving life in the space of one conversation. What's the plan now you're
back in the land of the living?
I'm a wank.
Fair enough. Sounds like a solid plan after the day you've had. Enjoy yourself legend.
Do you want to watch?
No, I'm alright, thanks. You go enjoy your morphine and her alone time. I'll be here if you want to check after.
Alright, have a good one love.
You too, take it easy.
Why is that actually a fub?
What the fuck?
That's actually really funny.
What the fuck?
Ha!
Mateo covers it trying to play the rotary roll.
Right, let me fucking...
See what these two want.
What do you want me geo what do you want?
I mean, they said the way that he's coming here is banned it 20 times, I've now read it and then he's fucked off.
Scringing. No, I'm not doing anything on the screen. You know, it's alright.
I'm not doing role play. I'm just starting to do role play.
Erm, what am I saying now?
Right, so although this game up, got me some more things for us to voice over.
Oh! What's this?
What the fuck have you said to me?
Get a Bart one
Yeah, but that's not the same websites, I don't know how to download it
So we have a website there we go
Dubs
There we go
It's just not loading them.
What other virus?
I think I might have a virus I fixed it right that I'd be a good one
because these are not quite serious. I need serious ones.
I'm a surgeon. What's that?
Oh fuck, hacked.
Just one moment, Cam, honestly bro, I've just said mate, relax please.
Twenty-eight stab wounds would pop off.
What I might do is, right, I'll do a normal first and then I'll come right, call and
give spam bit.
It's jamming bro, since I've been live, please stop spamming it.
You ready?
mate, remember this card please?
Nah, I can ring Genshin whilst I'm putting all these in the files, we're good.
sweet nice generally this is the fucking wait a time
He's at game.
He got loaded back up and we should be going already.
Please, please.
Jensen you there mate?
No Jensen I've made mate
Jensen just ring the, get the other ring the phone please
Just fuck me mate
Yeah, get Geo to message me his discord. I'm doing mine, I'm doing anything. Right,
we've got... Oh, there we go. Let's see how important this is. Hello!
Hello, you're okay mate?
Yeah, really good thanks mate, how are you?
Yeah, erm, so, apparently Jensen's not got you on discord.
No, he's not.
Well I obviously not got you on Discord when he's been on the fucking Discord call me before.
I've got no idea mate. How can I be of service? I'll cut out here.
Well I'm going to send you my Discord because I said we're best mates and... yeah?
Yep.
Fuck off you just said we're best mates.
No I said yes to you Discord.
No James you just said we're best mates.
Send me your Discord please, thank you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, okay, this can go.
A friend.
Right, I sent you a family request.
Oh, you just called, oh, yeah, no worries.
I'll add you into it now while I'm trying to find you some more.
Thank you, thanks, thanks, thanks. There we go, I'll see you at these ones.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello! Hello, Ginge!
Hi mate, are you alright?
Yeah, is it possible if you turn the camera on please?
There we go mate, hiya!
Hi mate, are you alright?
Yeah, so obviously today we've came to York with an opportunity and we've got a project on our house
and we think we could really do with a millionaires help.
You've got the un-fucking-person then, but go on.
No, we've not.
So obviously, we've heard the sad news,
we've heard the sad news, unfortunately,
your team has folded.
Your team has folded because you're not a Sky Sports anymore.
So obviously, we thought we'd sweep it early,
get you in the big leagues now, okay?
Basically, you know, we've started a pro club, okay?
obviously which means the world to me. And obviously we've been scouting people and we
came across your client, his Latin, Ibrahim Djibic, and we honestly think he'd be the
right fit for our club. Yeah, he'd be absolutely perfect. So obviously I reckon he'd come and
get his contact with us and let us know what he's like, wages, everything so we can try
I get a deal in with him.
I can give him a call if you want him.
Yeah, obviously.
Can you go get him?
I think he's in the other room.
It's all right.
I'll go and get him now, no worries.
He's not going to see you, but...
What's up?
The ginger bitch, that ginger cunt,
he don't look really confident, does he?
He doesn't.
He's a bit scared.
I don't know what happened.
Yeah, I don't know why.
I know he's crazy.
Oh!
He said to...
Wait, did you hear what you said?
I know he's talking to me, but we want to work here.
I don't know why.
We've got to work here.
He's coming.
He's getting him back on.
I'm not going to get to that.
Yeah, you're fucking dead all the fucking time.
Chill out.
What?
Bro, put me in my head in.
You're in it.
Do you have any second?
I'm a worker, mate.
Fuck off.
Hello!
Hello?
Hey, is that Sam?
Hey, you alright?
Is that Sam?
Is that Sunny Virginia bitch?
Yeah, so obviously we've just spoke to your agent
And we thought we'd get in contact with you because obviously we've got a project we've
started our own pro clubs. It is called Inter, yeah man. Like it's a different one, it's
a very different never read it before. We've got absolutely world-class players signed up
already, one of them's called Carl, well my other manager, Geo, signed someone called
Roberto and I just signed someone called Carlos, you see.
Sorry to say so, who are we speaking to here?
You speaking to Jens Jens Jens Jens yeah and who's the gentleman who's the guy that
keeps sticking his tongue out? Giovanna right and you signed and you signed who?
I've signed Carlos Carlos he's a bit unknown but he's like unreal at football and Gio as
side of Roberto. Did I just say my name? Yeah, yeah, you said Roberto, so obviously what we're thinking,
would you be up for a little loan deal because we know you've retired and we know you won't
want to come back into it full time, whatever, so we're down to sign you on a little loan deal.
Right, okay. If you'd be up for that because we're beginning. I've never ever been so insulted
in all of my life. No, no, no, I'm sorry. You do not. You do not sign me on a loan deal.
I sign you on my loan deal. I am the last time in Virginia, bitch. Who do you think you
are dealing with a sort of player? It's terrible. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Anything you want, anything
you want. I'll be telling you to fuck off one more time. I'm leaving. You sign it to me
because I'll be so stupid ignore my soul sorry
which gives you a billion which gives you a billion per week
you're just insulted him again
two billion
he's a fucking trollie there you did
I do not play pro clubs for the money
I do it for the love of the game
and if you think you can just fucking come in here
waltzing your way in
right shouting the odds
three five seven nine thirty
that's the way you ginger bastard
you're playing for this fucking club no matter what
even had your chance. No!
Warned him. I warned him. I warned him.
Fucking warned him, didn't I? Don't waste my fucking time with that fucking stupid,
small ass twats again. Fucking hell, alright. Sorry about that, sorry about that. I'm just
going for a piss. I just need a piss. Where's me, erm, alright. I'll let you watch on that
some folding. Just going for a piss.
I cannot please, I cannot please you!
Are you okay?
I cannot please you!
Are you alright?
No, I'm not alright! I'm just alright!
I'm just alright!
No, I'm not alright, I'm not alright!
Yeah, I might have to go in a minute.
Yeah, I just-
No, no, no, no, just follow me, I'm not doing this anymore!
You want me to go?
No, I'm not doing this anymore!
Okay, no worries, sorry.
Sorry, I'll end, fucking, I'm sorry.
Listen, I'm not putting this in my clinic!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, sorry, I'm fucking off.
What have you done that for?
Am I allowed back in?
Am I allowed back in?
Come in now!
Get in the room now!
Get in the room now!
Hello there Mr Denson, say hello to the police.
We're both managers, we're both managers.
We're both managers here.
You alright?
We're both managers.
Sammy won't be here for me long, you're gonna learn to jump!
Do you know what he just fucked up?
HA HA HA HA HA
I don't understand you, honey!
The big one, have you ever been dead?
I don't think you want this.
Awwww
I'm gonna have to boot it back up, just to fucking put them in the place.
Shamar, it's fucking dumb.
Oh, where's my camera gone?
There we go.
Hmm.
Right. I've never done this one, so we'll do this one.
We'll do this.
Do you want me to mute it again?
Are you happy with me doing it as I have it done?
28 stables.
mute. Alright, one minute.
Begging you for mercy.
But you stabbed him again and again.
But you stabbed him again and again and again.
I know you killed him.
Why don't you say it?
I know you killed him.
Why don't you say it?
Just say, I killed him.
Is it that hard to say?
Just say, I killed him.
Is it that hard to say?
just say you kill him! Just say it! Just say you kill him! Just say it!
Please, please. Please...
Please, please stop!
Stop it!
self fucking good this isn't here we go the software version 28 stab wounds you
do what I leave a chance huh did you feel anger hate he was bleeding thanking
you for mercy but you stabbed him again and again and again please I know you
killed him why don't you say just say I killed him is it not hard to say just
Just say it and kill them! Just say it!
It's annoying because I don't know what it looks like before, and like, there's got to be...
Surely you can like, watch it before it's done.
Oh, I could just do this.
Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?
Can you?
Let's see what it's like.
What a film, by the way.
Unbelievable film.
That one's a bit dead down there.
Which one now? Which one now?
Oh my god, this will be good. This will be good.
I saved the patient. I deserve to be a surgeon.
How do you want me to do this one? How do you want me to do this one? You tell me the vibe and I'll do it. You tell me the vibe and I'll do it.
Zesta, my cuneans, Zesta, all right, that's that.
I saved the patient. I deserve to be a surgeon.
Dr. Hahn, I want my old job back.
Dr. Hahn, I want my old job back.
You're making a mistake. You're making a mistake. No. No. I'm a surgeon. I'm a surgeon. I am not leaving your office until you reinstate me.
I am not leaving your office until you reinstate me.
I am a surgeon.
I am a surgeon.
I am a surgeon.
I am a surgeon.
I am a surgeon.
I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am, I am a surgeon, I am, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon, I am
I am a surgeon!
I am! I am a surgeon!
I am a surgeon!
Dr. Hahn! I am a surgeon!
Dr. Murphy.
Dr. Murphy.
Dr. Murphy.
Am I Sean?
Am I Sean?
Because it seems like you're doing really well in pathology.
Because it seems like you're doing really well in pathology.
You've made a great save on an earlier case and a great save today.
You keep doing well and over time we can build to you having more responsibility.
You keep doing well and over time we can build to you having more responsibility.
You keep doing well, you keep doing well, and over time we can build to you having more responsibility.
What are you doing, Sean? What are you doing, Sean?
Do you think ordering me to do something will change my mind? Do you really think it's a good idea to try and bully me?
Do you think ordering me to do something will change my mind? Do you really think it's a good idea to try and bully me?
Do you realize that you are proving my point, that you're acting immature, showing that
you don't know how to communicate and you can't control your emotions?
But you do have a talent that I value, but you do have a talent that I value.
So I'm going to give you one last chance to maintain your dignity and leave my office now.
So I'm going to give you one last chance to maintain your dignity and leave my office now.
Because if I have to call security you understand that I'm also going to have to fire you.
because if I have to call security you understand that I'm also going to have to fire you
not bad to be fair here we go
14 percent go on Sanon
I've failed the patience. I deserve the best surgeon.
Dr Murphy.
What the hell? I want my old job back. You making a mistake?
You're making a mistake!
Gosh, John!
Because it seems like you're doing really well at pathology.
You made a great save on an earlier case, and you made a great save to...
You keep doing well in overtime.
We can build for you to have more responsibility.
No...
I'm a fucking surgeon.
I'm not leaving this office until you get that cock out sunshine.
What are you doing, John?
Do you think ordering me to do something will change my mind?
Do you think it's a really good idea to be bullying me?
I'm just a soldier.
I'm a surgeon.
I am a surgeon. Again, I'm a surgeon.
You realize that you're proving my point.
That you're acting immature, showing that you don't know how to communicate
and you can't control your emotion.
I am a fucking surgeon!
But you do have a talent that I value.
So I'm gonna give you one last chance to maintain your dignity. Leave my office.
No.
Cause if I got a fucking coat of big steel paint, either I'll sweat the shit out of you, I've got a fucking sack of cues while you no-
I am a surgeon.
I'm a fucking surgeon, I'm a surgeon, I'm a surgeon.
I am, what am I, what am I, I fucking forgot.
I'm a surgeon, I'm a surgeon, Dr Han, I'm a surgeon, sorry, I forgot, I'm a surgeon.
This one in the ambulance.
I wasn't in the ad-libs as far as I'd do it.
Imagine that, I gotta re-re-re-try and re-create the fucking noise.
Big Steve getting a little shout-out there.
Big Steve getting a little shout-out there though.
I've seen clips of that show, it looks really good.
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I'm gonna go.
And there's a light.
A little one kill set.
Right.
That would be just one, something fruit salad chat.
just want some of your fruit salad chat. This is better old second song. RTV ruined the vibe.
Okay, so you just generally took mine and Freddy's words.
Oh, you saw that from the games on the pole. I'm sat here having a fruit salad. I'm aware.
Ah, TV ain't your word. Yes, it is really the mind which came up with it in Qatar
Definitely dead.
Ask Freddy.
We can ask Freddy chap.
No problem.
Hey Siri.
Hey Siri, call Freddie on WhatsApp.
Yo.
Raya.
Yeah?
Me chat's having a rutter.
About?
Trying to say that we didn't come up with DBI and RTV.
They weren't there for Chlapar.
Nope, not Chlapar.
Er, I think...
Yes.
Thank you very much.
EDI.
They're apparently saying it was years old.
Okay, cool, but like...
Morgan Rogers did the cold celebration before Kulpan,
where Kulpan made it famous.
People were saying DBI and RTV before me and Morgan.
Me and Morgan had made it popular.
Is that our fault? Which one says is it?
Yeah, exactly that friend we got to mate.
Er, I'm actually located right near your house.
Well, okay.
Er, just getting some tea. What are you doing?
Obviously streaming.
I'm having a fruit salad at the minute.
Oh, lovely!
Mmm, I'm gonna have some of your fruit.
Erm, okay, can I get a crunch of one fruit please?
yeah I'll just add two of them then but you couldn't quite there okay I'm gonna
go that sounds like a grape grapes are in there yeah okay so it's gonna be a
berry medley and so is is the strawberries in there as well yeah am I
just like either saying yeah no no you've got to you got to have him you got
What about the grapes and strawberries?
Strawberries.
And then maybe a mango?
A mango with grapes and strawberry.
I've not got a fucking jar of glue.
Can you get it out of there?
Raspberry, blackberry, blueberries.
Oh, so it was a berry, wasn't it?
Yep, sugar, stalk of berries.
I know, sorry mate.
It's all right.
Well, you have a good night for us to make.
All right, you have a fucking top one.
Yeah, I'm here, Paul. I have a good stream.
Well, do you mate? Thank you. See you later.
All right. See you later.
Got a little fredder. Got a little fredder.
Go. There's gonna be me later.
Well, Devon gave all your declaration.
And the declaration was, I don't think you can take it out.
It turned out Devon was correct in that thinking.
Seven to cast again.
Now he has three darts and he's had a double eight.
I love Devon Peterson, really nice guy.
No scroll.
What do you see with that?
What do you want?
No 16 to take some...
No, it's going to be December, I think I've got to do it.
In the off-tick-tock him.
To get my job done, Peterson looks at 2-8s.
Oh, my goodness. He's in here.
Yeah, I'm Alex. All hers.
Well, by the loads of things, you should have stayed on TikTok.
It's Devon Pearson.
Oh, what a start.
Start of the day. Start of the week.
you see what the average is in this? Supposed to be by target, I'll check. Okay, so there
you go. Look, in the Molder Super Series, match averages range from 80 to 100. If I
I stuck at it from now to the end of the year. I reckon I could get in that.
I'm averaging, I played seven legs yesterday, didn't once played that in the last eight months
and I've reached 70.
Someone just said sort your mate out and pay your way in. What?
Now obviously I definitely don't think I could because when you're on the
the Archea is a different name. But when I'm on that Scolier in a bet, I'll fucking show
you this. What the hell fucking show you this? What is it, seven o'clock now? Nah, now is
your prime time to be playing Scolier. The time now is to be playing Scolier. I've got
to say it is now's the time. So look my boards start streaming and let me let me out.
I've got to say it. I've got to fucking say it. Now's the time.
Now's the time!
Scolier tournaments!
Hang on a minute.
Shit, it's not gonna work if my new camera works. My new camera should work.
Let's have a look.
It should work. Well, let's see.
It's also in Chinese, so I don't have a fucking clue what it's saying.
I think we're on telly.
You're on Twitch? Nice. Good job you're fluent. Exactly, exactly. Right, let me see what
We dance things saying it and we go there.
Ah!
Oh my God, we might be on teller.
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
Oh my God.
Oh, it's been too long.
Oh no!
Oh no, it's been well long, it's been a while too long.
Oh my God.
Right, let's have a look at what tournaments.
Look, my recent average 60.
I have these 70 last night.
Oh my God.
Upcoming in four minutes.
Cause my tournament average, what?
How's it what I can't play in
these because my top because my
average is good. How's that
fair? Oh, all averages. I can
join in three minutes. Right.
Let's get some fucking
practicing. Oh my god, it's all
Oh my god, it's all changed since last time.
Oh wow.
All right, hang on a minute, I've got my music on, Jack.
Can you throw that away?
Hang on a minute.
Anyone wants the David, the David,
anyone wants the James Blonde,
Deluxe Edition Upgrade and Exclusive Skin?
there you go playstation don't say I don't fucking treat oh my god my wallet
there it is always in my wallet my granddad's bus ticket from 2009 I found
one of his jackets that I got when he passed so I'll put it in the wallet. It is from
Ā£1.70 he paid, trip 175 route 37 and it was on the 6th of March 2009.
It's so old you've got to be very delicate with it.
Get it in a top loader.
What a twat.
Right, I can't find me speakers on here anywhere.
I don't know, I can't find speakers anywhere on here.
You can hear it now, can't you?
But I then turned them off.
I was looking blonde, bro, because the highlights actually worked.
We just didn't think they did.
The speakers aren't popping up.
I wonder why they're not popping up. Yeah, no, I have turned them on.
You can hear it now. Let me see if they've plugged in.
There's a plug that has come out, it might have been that one.
There we go!
Oh, you took me out of everything, the sweet sound that I can sing, oh baby, oh baby
If I could sign this contract, would you want me to sign it down and open it?
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Every colin's every time I click star streaming it doesn't it doesn't like start
Yeah, I mean
It didn't let me calibrate it. Turn your Scully off and on.
It's in the wall.
Oh, I've got light switch.
Now, I thought that off, Taze. Done the barf on now.
Right, so it's going to take some time to fuck in, let's call it.
Come on, I think.
Nah, I've not shaped myself, don't worry.
Oh, hang on, connected.
Board cameras should be on.
Oh, it's calibrating.
Hang on a minute.
That's how you either got used to me 21st
birthday off my sister. No, not 21st, 18th I think.
I've caught it.
I've clicked start streaming. It's now loading. Oh calibrate. Maybe I was looking at the wrong place.
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Let me know if you can tell the difference. I've got two different throws. I've got like an MVG and then I've got a Michael Smith.
This is an MVG.
86.
This is your bully boy.
Can you tell the difference or not?
Because there's actually a big difference when the same thing is not.
The book, the MVG, brings his arm, stretches it out like that, and then brings it back.
Smithy boy just goes, that's all in one motion, that's smooth.
60.
When my arm starts to tighten, I go sniffy boy.
Which is this one.
41.
It's the easier for me to throw.
Whereas when I've not been Jim,
stuff like that, MBG.
100.
I'll be dark, one flat one.
That's MVG.
77?
What kind of arm from your record?
Here we go.
Oh no, what was it?
MVG makes you better.
I think that is my best throw, but my arm's tiring because I've been to the gym.
Collins is in this tournament as well.
Fuck off Collins.
I'll meet him in the semi-final.
final I'm even the final I forget that which I don't think I woke up this guy
that was your hundred they go for a pitch chat one minute
don't forget I know your mistakes
cheers
Cause I couldn't get enough of all the things that I've done
As it got to you, you saw me look like a boy
It seemed truly spiritual, but I understood
I stood up
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Oh, what a surprise, Collins has been number cheating, he's got a 3.6, who'd have thought
of that?
What have I got?
Fucking salt, oh salty cunt has told me.
There we go.
Is it car?
That board's called Scully, mate.
What's going on here?
I'm up against it next game. Big time. Go on, truly. Chivda 16, mate. Fucking go. Go
on the bike. What are you doing? Well, man. Just smashed it at the bottom of the phone,
Demi Lee 7-6 Moms love. Can he take out? Oh, double turn. Still a call to the prior.
Was it 7-6 Moms? Truly 10-16 mate. Now I'm going to go Q-Skill but I ain't going to win.
I think I'm gonna get a card. I'm just gonna go for the experience.
Oh my god, he bottled it. He bottled double tap.
People think I'm gonna bottle the next game. Oh wow, everyone's over against me. He bottled double 18.
I've not had a day off since the moment for me. There is no stream tomorrow to be fair
though, but that's because I'm filming all day. Otherwise, I would be streaming.
shake here. Yeah, I'm not really surprised to be honest with you. Part time the folks
say, yeah. Bro, can you just hit your doubles? If I, one day in the year to come, locks and
and then try to win Q-School and then in whatever magical world I do win.
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Game Shop!
Docks!
Oh my!
Good Docks!
67!
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You require 148.
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You require 19.
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Fuck man!
Gigi, I tell you something now, good tournament considering I've not played in so long.
That was good.
That was good.
Fuck.
fuck
you taking the day out of the mud don't you
what are you doing with your chat? yes oh go on the bike
I'm not pronouncing your name
22 months sub go on the fucking bike
good game
fuck man got it
I had, did I fuck up at the end?
put the end yeah I missed two darts and double done at the end of the night
Collins I've not played in eight months mate and I've still got to the semifinal
and you couldn't even get out the fucking quarterfinal
it's embarrassing go on Phil FM forever the 61 mate oh you're doing well mate
how's your walking stick yes John you're okay mate
I mean Collins you know I mean it's bad mate it's bad
This is actually beat me and I would have been playing
To be fair the both good both very good
Collins mate he's embarrassing. Do you know me embarrassing?
Cheers Jackson mate
Unlucky not to get any further. I'm lucky unlucky not to win that
Well, yeah, I'm lucky not to win that game
Love that film
Sam to the 21 make thank you one view on them. I've been to the gym in all today. I've just had a big tournament
I'm gonna be playing that's for that about an hour
Yeah, I mean we can go back to the very first prediction
Yeah, probably just under an hour
Hey, LL wife over the prayer make thank you Sam to the 21 again make thank you fancy a game
No, sorry mate. I'm probably done for that. I'll let my arm rest. I'll let my arm rest
Because it's not what you call it. I fucking played continuously
Hey Dan, do you have a two months mate? Lee, do you have a 25 with a brother boy?
Robert, go on the bike, thank you for the gift, didn't I?
One minute, I'll have to work myself.
There we go.
Yeah, my arms are fucked.
here we go I have to order some new earphones
I don't know if someone's just broke
does it feel like not doing the ballroom for a different still weird not be
on commentary for a second I can't lie a week's the longest I've ever done
There we go.
What's this?
Alright, if I go on in there and Bob Brakes is not live in the fucking news net.
Wee!
There we go.
What's he doing?
Inception.
We go
We go
What's he doing
Inception
I can get the hands on
I'm going to take the printing plate for the end, chat.
I'm going to do...
Got to be somebody to get me fucking grubby mitts on.
Oh, yeah. So, chat, you're auto.
Ah, it's base auto. That's worth it, though, with a printing plate.
He's dragging corners, pal. What do you mean, mate?
Anyone know the hairline?
Randall, Colo, Mouane.
Got them hotspots. The last spot to go.
If it sits, it hits.
Don't mind the cheeky bit of Randall, Colo, Mouane.
All right, Josh
I'm gonna minute
Oh my god
What's the fuck?
Bro, have we got some correct cases or something fucking 101 central?
What the fuck?
Go on SW card collective, 101 Mo Salah printing place.
Oh my god.
That's unbelievable.
What a fucking poll.
You've absolutely smashed that mate.
That is fucking mental.
Yeah, that's crazy. One of one.
Alright, there we go. I'm fucking spending credits elsewhere.
Then fucking bullshit. Fucking load of bullshit. Design the watches.
Hang on.
It's like a fucking dodo, that's probably why.
TFF's on is it?
TFF's on is it?
Why are we doing this in the garden again?
Why are we doing this?
Why are we doing this in the garden again?
That tarp will be there in two days, watch it.
We've had four slip insides.
Stop going rapid.
Sorry I'm fall guys.
love tff we do it see shall we see what he's got let's see what he's got mate
how are we son literally Adam
You need to sell me that fuckhole, and you don't need to ban me out of the...
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Signed anyone I want 3k. Let's talk business there
My points on my account have disappeared. Oh, that's a shame in it
a lot of points have gone as well there 190,000
hold on let me sort these out I don't even want to click on his account I'm scared
I really don't want to click on this number
hold on hold on hold on hold on you've got expired points here there's a 104
14 on this again. You got to account. You got to account. I've got to account.
114 points. Hold on. I don't get scammed either.
It's like, come on. Let's have a look how many have got there.
Oh, my God. He did 190,000 points.
Show me the money! Show me the money!
Yeah
Yeah
This
I'm not happy about this at all. The 500 is a 10er.
Sorry, what? 500 is a 10er.
So, what?
You make my heart burn.
Get me stronger.
I'm not allowed to go. I'm not allowed to go.
Woo!
Oh my god. Sol 1513, sir. Thank you very much.
Are you okay? How are we getting on?
I'm not allowed to go. I'm not allowed to go.
I'm not allowed to go because I was late tonight.
I'm not there to go. I'm not there to go.
It's on you. Felix, get FATK and Acer.
There's no one in Microsoft, put all the guns. It's in the same company.
What's the other one? 60 others is gone.
Oh, it's all done. Yes, you're all too good for that.
But last on the edge, I'll get a filler in the middle.
It's the last time to fill a filler.
Salah has gone.
The link on the app down in the website will show up.
for breaking my car. Thank you.
It's called me fat then, that's crazy.
Rose just called me crazy for no reason.
Salla has gone.
It's a United fan by the way.
Oh, what the fuck?
I've actually a United fan by the way, don't you like?
Deary mate.
I can't get Fergie, Fergie's gone.
Do you know what I mean, there's some Fergie,
Fergie's sat there, he's gone for no Salla.
Oh, Deary mate, Deary, Deary.
Fergie's not there for me.
Did you get salad with points, Fergie?
It's not fair for me.
Oh, I'm gonna look like a race of it
if you've not ever had refresh list.
Oh, yeah.
Yep, see?
You just call tonight, stream to the end,
and challenge, move on.
I think we need to move on.
What do you mean?
This isn't good.
What?
Can I be in a Bob vid
and tell me you three number on back of your card?
Fuck off, innit?
Dan's ringing me back now. Hold on. Hi, Dan. I'm not letting go. I was ringing you on I was ringing you on stream
This pile was very very angry
Because he said that
My ball house on the mother's fucking out. See you know, I'd be either
Now that's the next the next big thing chat the next big thing out is
is, what do I say, he's Prem Royalty, right?
And let me show you what that's gonna look like.
That is like gonna be fucking unreal, I think.
From what I'm hearing, it's gonna be unreal.
I'll show you some of it and go.
Here you go, first look, Premier League Royalty, Wazir to 25 there, Hap, holding the trophy,
Youngmin's son to three.
Vlatan to 25 there.
Eden to 99.
Pat to 10.
Wazza.
Max Darman to three.
What a patch that is.
Highland.
So.
Yeah, it's pretty mental.
Thank you pal.
Alright, is this a duel?
Okay, one-on-one auto.
Who's that?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
One-on-one, fella!
Whoa!
Chanson League.
Rune.
He's going to absolutely not play.
Now, I would have liked to have a chance to play.
it is going to absolutely not for me. Now I would, I'd like to, I'd like to on the field again.
So I'm going to go for it in this camera.
It looks like he's been in the gym, but yet can't start for women. It's well word.
I thought I was a young child.
Interesting.
Got a B.A.R. here.
I think Gregory lost tonight.
Can we still there? I can have a look.
What the fuck?
He's not going to be in Iraq.
Who's the most favourite WWE wrestler?
That's where I put it.
Who's your favourite? Tatt?
Yeah, we're getting the floodlights out.
What's your strategy?
AJ Styles.
What's that?
Oh!
Deck lord of 21 months to you.
Hey, go on Deckers!
Chat, by the way.
Where's Cammy?
Am I being blank?
Yeah.
Come on, the boy!
Oh, the fuck is he doing with that?
A footnose.
Yeah, where does that come from?
Footnose.
Oh, he's four now, though.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Where's Granddad Mike?
Now Alfie's still on top. Is this every cup? No, no, no. Where are the pints from?
Come here. Timeless. Hey, hey, we just seen that last time of all these. Henry Gregory, Henry Gregory, how are you, how are you Gregory?
Oh, that's it. Come here to our point. Here we go. Where's Granddad Mike?
He's got to go off, he should have gone for the Grand Unmight.
No, I don't know. That's James though.
Passing it to him.
Right, James says.
Let's go.
All going to the Grand Unmight when he's...
..when Alphie's born on that, this could be...this could be interesting.
Yes, Mike.
James is asking for you in chat.
Wait for us in the game, Mike.
Yeah, these are...these are really good.
They are.
Come on, Mike!
I'll put it off, I was out of school at the school, but Ayo, just one of them, so I'm learning
curve this.
Yeah.
So I'm learning curve.
Tell you what, what are they like 15 goal difference in three games?
Yeah.
Yeah, they just, they murder everyone.
Yeah.
But it's not over yet.
No, it's not.
I love him, I fucking love him.
Go on, mate.
I love that.
I love that.
Fucking love, mate.
What do you want to end off?
Not over yet.
It's not over yet.
He's going to eat Grandad.
He's going to eat Grandad.
He's going to eat Grandad.
Go on Greg. Yes you. Go on. Yes you.
Don't fucking shy away from it man. Why is he shy away from that?
Hello. Hello.
Oh bro, if I went into Gregory's first goal.
Yes James.
Fuck it mate. I suppose this guy is dead. This is like fucking free TV-ness.
Aaron sorry I missed it. 5 minutes 60 grams thank you very much love.
Ah did you have a tip on Charlie? 25, I didn't have a tip on 18.
He's playing on the wing, isn't he?
Oh what a ball that was. What a ball that was from Greg.
Step 5 yeah.
That's a ball you know. That's a great ball. Go on James, run the base.
Alfie's fucking my back, boulder.
Leo Knight.
He's playing as well tonight.
Alfie, you know.
Wow.
You could have done that.
Let me see if he is.
Caster, unreal ball.
Unreal.
So you should be going to town facing the top 10.
Nick Nichols is with a 12.
He's doing this.
Do you have a prior, mate?
100%, yeah.
I forget they're playing the first six games.
They're playing the top of the league.
Yeah, I looked to them.
Yeah, Joe.
Leon Knight, you're such a man, he's on trip back to the day.
I don't know if you're on your way by the way.
Hey, Dot Pack, come over to the prior mate, go on the bike.
I'm in draft, you've been 12 months mate.
What do you think the chance of making it higher than step 5 on the gun post tomorrow night?
No, easy.
You're playing at step 5 when you're 19.
I think you've got a very good chance of playing at higher than step 5.
You're only going to get better.
Yeah, I'm buzzing for my United three back.
Yeah, I thought we weren't going to do it, I thought we were.
Go on, Kim, give it to your mum's mate.
Start the half-figure, Grinchon.
Oh, Figuregley.
Come on, that's you.
No, he's running it.
I don't want to overstep any boundaries.
I'll pass the bar.
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry.
We need Harry to hit him on it.
Harry.
Yeah, it's John.
Harry, get on the Alfie Gregi tank, get in here.
Oh, I'll start it.
Can we start?
Go on, then.
Do you want me to go?
You start.
Mother's life, you won't just say quiet.
Just do it.
Just do it.
I'm ready.
Alfie Gregi!
Alfie Gregi!
Duh, duh, duh, duh!
Alfie Gregi!
Duh, duh, duh, duh!
Alfie Gregi!
Duh, duh, duh, duh!
Come on though.
Oh my God.
What?
What are you going to say, Mike?
Come here, come here.
Say something about to him.
He's bowing it, he's bowing it.
Come on!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, he's like a 2-1 that one, isn't he?
Oh!
He's funny, Andrew.
Hey!
Who's on a J2O?
Oh, my God.
Watched on my friend on Saturday. Oh, that would be good.
Time to get back from Winton.
Oh, come on.
Nice.
Corner, corner.
fucking carry man not out of the pan can the carry man not show the game
oh yeah that's that's Alphie brother that called a toilet homophobic haha he
meant claustrophobic what the dick
How much do you get off the other side?
How much do you get off the other side?
What a shit corner.
Recycle it, recycle it.
Jinzy's even slugging your camera away by the way.
Oh my god, no he is.
No he's aint out of his stream.
Well good job mate, he's not sitting in chat.
It's it!
What a block.
What's he saying chat?
I need to know sir.
I have played that as Calum, yeah, I got the semi-final and lost, that is Tommy's cat
I can't lie.
He is, I promise, he's a fizzle.
I'll put it out.
Yeah, but his football, like, if once you've fallen a lot, you're not going to play with the same intensity, are you?
Like, very few teams will. They'll just keep the ball, see the game out, and not going to be fucking stupid.
Oh my god
Oh my god
That's outrageous.
Yeah, bit mild about an E-90 shirt.
Leech, yeah, Rune is it?
Okay, hold on mate, if you want to play back rooms, I'll play back rooms.
I know, Leech.
I've still not seen the BatRooGames.
What's he doing?
What the fuck?
Oh wait I've just realised we're cut.
I can't hear me fucking game.
Change!
Are you big?
What the fuck?
Thank you for the 8 months my mate.
Appreciate ya.
I've just realized I can't fucking aim your fucking throat.
The devil in me?
Fuck.
I need tech support.
What game you play?
It's a new story game.
It's called The Devil in Me.
I said new.
It's like a horror story mate.
Yeah, it's like a horror story game.
It's a bit like the Quarry apparently.
I don't like the Chloria part, right?
Ooh!
But he's always trying to come in me.
But I've just realized,
I need back support.
I've got him again, that's the problem.
That is a problem.
He's on PlayStation!
I don't know why it just starts working. It is.
What the fuck? Is he still doing this?
Yeah, once.
It's gonna pull through on that.
It's done.
No problem. I've just typed in...
Um, where is...
Where's he gone?
I'm gonna I'm pretty sure Marlon owes me gifted as well from the England game so fucking we'll get that soon
And later
And then I played bullet I've never played it time
Oh, Nev's there as well, go on, how are we?
I'm not sure what you're doing, bro.
What, me and this guy?
Not tonight, sir.
It's so hard.
Half his little brothers are here.
Does Jakey follow you?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You name Jakey, boys?
Yeah.
How about his phone number now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Business meetings.
Oh, we do.
Can we start a tent here, but you missed that, mate?
Yeah, I've heard bullies are classic.
I've never played it.
no
why sleep with this scarf
as you touch oh bloody hell Greg
in it is a very old game isn't it you have number 11 at the back before
there you go number five making darting runs
James Broclubs tonight please.
James Tyler.
Do you want to say anything that you can see him?
Go on, come back on there and say something.
He's got a good...
I can't do the mums there.
Well, you've got the bed up.
From my road to the still.
It's alright, because if you come to the winning game on Saturday, I'll absolutely twat it.
Oh, sorry.
Fucking up the Alcarim, I'd like.
How many games have you played?
Is it John or not?
No, no, no.
He's played like two free games.
Three games, four games.
We have two assists here, y'all.
And he scored in pre-season.
I've lost.
Why is it dead, like?
Yeah, Max Franci just coming in and said it a minute ago,
bro, please stop spamming cheers.
What's he doing?
See spots.
Oh my God.
Is he doing it for all these boxes?
Three opulence, opulence unveiled, opulence white nuke, opulence
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Why was it good? Why was it a good timing?
Since when?
I was on this finish.
Why'd you don't want to leave this?
It's a five, yeah.
That's five of normally each.
Whoa.
Yeah.
On the other hand, they're not 8'3 colours.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, sir.
I'll wait for you.
I'll wait for you.
I'll wait for you.
I'll wait for you.
I was like caramel dead flavor what are you all about
All right, what game do we anyone choose
Some mods, eh? Oh, they've got jobs beyond me.
Right. What's the game?
Erm, I'm gonna minute.
What was that one that Roy just had on then?
Well, it's not LNG tonight now.
Devlin me.
I'm not going to enjoy your race here, I'm on the back of the ball front and trying to cover my voice.
I did not have a rice for a week.
Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte! Charlotte!
Go on Charlotte, I don't have any idea what you're doing.
Thank you very much Charlotte.
I got the pole shot.
Is it raining in Manchester?
Definitely a fault but it's not where they say I'm going to get an injury.
No my girlfriend got it for me so I always wear it.
Oh, that is what's left.
Can you set it?
No, no.
We've got one more, go, go, go, go.
No.
You can see it in a little spot.
I can't make it run safe.
Now, chat, we're girlfriend coming up.
We look far away from each other.
It's nice to have things, you know?
Not for much longer, though, Sam.
No, not for much longer.
Right.
You ready?
Yep.
Right, calm down.
Yeah, I've got the ball.
Right.
I've got a scoreboard.
No, I do a story mode, mate.
Right, the first game.
Now it's just a wallbop.
Don't go in there.
Right, you ready, you ready, Mars?
3, no, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Well, it's nice of you on time to set up a typing test shot, because it's a little...
I've sometimes got to shoot on the paper.
Thank you, mate.
Quick!
Vod, knee seems all right, why then, didn't it?
Vod's knees seem to be all right when he kicked the ball.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Get a hold of the finger then.
Don't bother.
Just help me with that finger.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No!
Oh my god.
Mate, go on the bike.
Thank you very very much.
I appreciate that b-
Thank you, bro
Don't ask how I know, Joe, I don't ask how I know
I swear down that some people do it with, like, cards
I put them over the niche and stuff
Don't ask how I know
Don't ask how I know, Joe, I don't ask how I know
Well, actually, I've already told you how I know, actually
I told you
I'm fucking... She's not...
watch it. That's all the balls. Yeah. So once a cookie stop, like flattening, go on, Charlotte.
Five to five as well. Go on, Charlotte. Thank you very, very much. Love. I appreciate it.
Five Charlotte. Matty, five to five as well. Mate. Go on, Mat. Thank you very much for the five Charlotte.
Thank you as well. Love. I honestly, I've got no idea why you need to be flat.
Oh that's just heavy this, you know.
Heavy this.
Fucking rank.
Matty! Matty! Matty! Matty! Matty!
Matty! Matty!
Go on Matty, for over the 10.
Go on the boy. Thank you very much Matty mate. Thank you, bro.
Bro, the fact he put it as a forfeit isn't that up.
Hey Matty, thank you very much. Brother go on the boy.
That forfeit should have been at like 10k. Bro's eating.
He's a fucking muller.
Joe rank that is.
That's what I thought.
It all moves together.
Fuck it, Javi. Fuck it, sweet.
Why do you get it in a cookie?
I want the rules.
Rules is you have to eat it.
Why are we eating it in a cookie?
Rules is you have to eat it.
You didn't have to eat it in a cookie, did you?
Oh, my God, you're scummy, bro.
Oh, my God, you're scummy.
You say cookie like you're a fucking dickwad?
Dickwad!
What is that man?
You scamming me right now?
What is that man?
You said you'd eat it while you're putting it in a cookie?
You're getting your...
No.
What do you call it?
Look, it's a car and you're not even spending the good money on it, you're not even spending
it.
Oh, oh, he's free going up.
Good morning.
Oh, how much is your car?
How much is your car?
What is that?
What is he doing there?
Scammer.
Scammer.
Scammer.
Alright, he's going to let them keep the car on, so he's in scammer mode, so he's
in our camera, he's going to open again.
Yeah, that's fair though.
I'm trying to turn it around bro. You can use it if you want to.
Say you can eat them all there. I'll eat them all there.
You know? You scamming 100% you are.
How of a mess now you're not there?
But you've been here.
Nah, it's a mess but I haven't.
He wouldn't have not passed on this off to me if he hadn't at all.
He wouldn't have been able to consume it.
Genuinely.
He wouldn't have had.
He wouldn't have had the fish.
No, bro.
Nah, I'll tell you something really, I'll tell you something.
Like, if we said to the George Community Shields,
they'll say, nah, but I'll watch the highlights.
Can't I mean?
Is that hot?
She's hot.
Second canal tonight, by the way.
No more after that. No more after that.
Right, let's see who wants to play batterings. So that's Jake.
Jake might not play.
100%
He's not looking at his chat, the merch is a bit hard
What are you putting in that?
I'm not forgetting that
I'm eating pate, have you ever tried it?
I've had pate before, I like it
I'm alright, I've had it before, I'm trying to get it
I don't like it, it's tough
Nah, I'll tell you what, I'm full
I'm full
Nice
Where is it?
Maybe it's about to pop in my way, I'm not...
Hey!
You said it, come sit!
Ehh...
Ah!
I told you to put a leg, you tell ya!
Oh!
What's up, sir, what's up?
It's taken, I'm not...
Take it.
Still not up to his chair.
Oh, there you are.
What?
Well, I'll put it on the mobile.
Well, do you like...
...outside?
Cause obviously, like, you always do, like, the, like, body bone stuff.
But you threw some, like, conditioning shit.
That one I've let it to.
I'm on your ass.
Yeah, yeah.
That room is fucking massive
That fridge
What the fuck are they all back over I don't ask him all by
I just want to see that go
I mean you know it's bad when the pack animation on mobile is better than the console
not in the bubble boys but still they were.
Fair answer.
You've come a street and you're a big inspiration.
Bit consistent and not being bothered by what people think
and inspiration is throwing on brotherly.
Nice, not bad answers again.
What the fuck?
Am I watching a fucking pre-recorded streamer?
Hello?
You okay?
I wasn't so useful.
Give me the goal.
Go where?
Go where?
Go where?
Ha ha!
Ah, fucking hell Greg, score a goal.
I've gone speaking to Lionel.
Oh my god
Greg won't be on it
Greg won't be on it
gonna drag it bottom left.
Told ya.
We's gonna go last goal wins.
I'm right now keepers fight with you.
I
Benjamin to the four months mate, thank you, bro
Yeah, back through is one, but I don't know what I'm doing as well, so what sound shall I do?
So what tick tock should be inside to do on my tick tock?
Oh, I'm on my eyes are burning.
Oh, I see you.
Benjamin, favour the four, mate?
No way.
Ben, one, sorry, I missed it.
Favour the 12, mate?
Oh, did you get his phone out?
Yes, hang on.
Donate more than 20 quid to charity. It'll pay his cameraman 50 to licky's molar. It makes me sick
No, he said 100 quid.
He said it wouldn't get over.
Tell you what, Michael, wait.
Wait, you understand the minute?
On top of the, I think, 70 quid earlier as well.
That should be fucking early.
It's just cruddle.
Can I watch it out straight away?
Nah.
He's got to eat it, you know, he's got to lick it.
He's got to floss first, and then he doesn't.
I can't floss properly, bro.
No, go on, floss.
You've got to be like 5 seconds, you've got to really swallow it and then you've got to have 5 seconds.
That's fair.
I get stuck to the back of your throat and water has even helped.
No way you're just mocking me.
I don't know how to cut that.
Say you can't cut.
Cut off all the leaves, please.
Let's get a second.
Start up at this ear for a box.
Mwah!
Mwah!
It's piled up.
It's piled up tonight.
you need to finish the video
oh wow they have a good amount of macros
the worst cocking buff
Jake Barber
There's a shock if you need some help.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Don't call him on WhatsApp because it won't win the right phone, just realised.
Yes, more done. Hello there,
Bino. Hello there, J. Hello
there, Michael. How are we doing
today? Really, really good.
Thanks. Um, I just have a chat
said that you want me to ring
you, Bino.
They said you were looking to
bring me. Yeah. They sent us
100% I did, yeah. What was your sub goal for Jakey's Mola?
50 subs yeah we have we have movement on skydive yeah yeah we've got a bit of
movement on it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I've got it as well. I don't think you're
you're not understand what I'm saying here. We have got a bit of movement on the skydive.
Have we? Yeah, we've found the sky. We know where they're going to do it. Yeah. Be no,
There is talks of doing it in Austria.
Oh my, Austria?
Austria.
Hell bro.
Austria, where you won the jungle at all, I'm on the shit one.
No, that was Australia.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm happy.
Yeah, well, I'm happy.
I'm happy with that, yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm glad you're happy with it, it's safe for that.
So what I was going to ask you is after you've had your cookie and the hair, do you just
want to jump on back rooms or are you just ending or what?
Oh man, I'm just getting started. I'm up for a bit of that. I'm up for that as well.
Right, okay. Do we have an ETA director? Do you want to say about half ten?
Yeah, I should have done my cookie and shit by that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Perfect. Is Michael on that, or is Michael relaxing tonight?
Well, that's what he'd be on about.
He said,
I'm still for it in your screw.
He just fought on my fist like, am I for something?
I'm there.
I'm there.
Right.
I apologize.
I apologize.
Sorry for that.
This one.
Michael's on first.
How many man down can you get on that kid?
Six man down.
On me?
Yeah.
Alive?
Alive.
Yeah, whatever that was.
Yeah, what do you call time?
Well, who else?
You can get shout as well.
Yeah, well, he's doing a slip-and-slap,
a bento for some reason.
Yeah, and punch black torpus.
Yeah, I must admit it's a bit weird,
but at least he's doing something different.
Yeah, probably the youngest.
Yeah, we, yeah, we, yeah, what, what, what,
is that a lot done?
Yeah, I make lots in, 10, 30 back rooms,
bring your A game.
I had some on, I had some up for us.
Oh, we're gone then, Michael.
Why don't we tonight bring back an old-school game of Among Us?
Oh, I'd back that.
I'd back that, but I'm happy to do that.
But I feel like we need to have pie on,
and if pie's not on it, we can't do it.
Yeah, let's plan it and get some sick guests.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I reckon, hey, shall we do it?
Shall we do it Friday night?
Yeah! Oh yeah!
I can't, I'm going somewhere.
Aw, this fucking guy, I'm going to, I'm going to...
Wait, wait, wait, I'm going to ignore what I just said, sorry, I'm going to restart.
Well, maybe I should just crash down a bit, it's all full time.
I haven't crashed out yet, I'm still here on the phone.
I can do, I can do Friday like afternoon, because I'll be right there, but I can't do night.
Yeah, no, it's like, listen, I've not crashed out, I've remained calm, I've just got to crash you.
I'm not waiting, God, no, wait, but why are you just...
Because, I just, I just will ask you, you know, where are you going?
What?
I'm surprised off who?
If she takes him out of this fucking country again, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Okay, good. Thank you. You're gonna be like, are you gonna be like, join the day before you go?
Yeah. Okay, I like that. I love that.
Okay, we can maybe do it Thursday night.
Why is that?
Oh, me and him, bruv.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Wrapped me plate.
Because I'm...
Okay, so Tuesday or Wednesday night?
Mmm.
What about Thursday night?
Why can't you do Thursday night?
Ah, I've got a big event.
I've got a...
I've got a song for the vulnerable recently.
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Right, so we can say maybe Wednesday night
But that's fine we can do about Jake
Yeah, I think we've got the solid four
I mean you can have the Avengers without fucking Ant-Man, but you can't have it without fucking the spider spider man
Do you know what I mean?
Are you Spider-Man?
What?
Are you Spider-Man?
Yeah, I can't be if you're on...
Who am I?
Er, you can be Iron Man.
Gwen, Gwen, Gwen.
Gwen?
She's not in The Avengers.
Then we can watch.
Oh, okay.
Anyway...
I'll take my laptop down to London and I'll play on my laptop.
Ah, fuck it off, we'll just leave it at that.
What are you doing in London, Jake?
I don't know, I've gone recent, let's just get out of here.
He's got a wart on his dick!
He's got that on him.
Oh, dear, check it out, there you go.
What?
Do you like it?
He's like, I think he might have
sounded a little bit like a wutz, yeah.
Stayed my life.
What's your name, bro?
Yeah.
Think on it.
Oh, what's his nose like?
Oh, it's hard.
Which is nose dick?
Am I gonna have a dick like Dino's nose?
Yes.
I don't believe you.
I don't have a warm nose either.
The cookies are ready, chat with them.
Wait, wait, don't go.
They're pretty burnt.
Can you watch my thing?
Right, watch, watch, watch.
You've got to be honest.
I'll watch you, I'll watch you.
Half ten though, yeah, half ten.
Half ten.
Yeah.
What's he done here?
keep down here
yeah
yeah
yeah
right fuck it i said down
fuck it i said down
watch it
go
go
wait
wait wait
wait
no no no
go back
It's taking longer to fucking choose.
That one was on the show, yeah it is.
Pies live man.
Fuck you, no! Fuck you!
Why so sweaty? I was watching tops.
I suppose I'd be fed on the couch.
Okay.
And then, do you just want to jump set?
Nope.
It's just weird because it seems like someone will definitely touch my friend, so it really
is weird.
He should have changed it to calm.
I'm not touching.
Hey!
Did you take my drug, son?
Hey, knock it off!
Why did you touch my drug stick?
Because the left one has a chip in it.
You fucking crazy man.
Do you realise that?
You should have meditated.
I know you touched my drug stick.
I want to hear that dirty little mouth in minutes.
I'm gonna put my next step on your drum set.
Do that.
I'm warning you.
Right now, if you cut my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.
Fuckin' drum set, cuz I know custom sets in 4.
Where are you going? I'm going upstairs.
Cuz I'mma put my neck set on your drum set.
Do that. I'm warning you, right now, if you cut my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.
That is brilliant.
Oh that's cool.
That's why that's why that's why.
Please, please, please, please, please.
I promise, I promise, I promise.
I'm just turning it down a little bit.
I promise, I promise.
If you fuck up chat, I know we're cookies if they fuck them up.
I'm stacking chips.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck?
Cheers, tats, that's cool.
Simon.
It's long, but long as it is.
It's nice though.
Thank you.
Yes, you too.
Thank you.
Yeah, bring you something from the bar.
Let me have a bottle of your fresh and plain.
Sir?
I can't tell you, Joe.
Bring me some oysters.
That's great.
Very good, sir.
I have to.
I was so ex... ex...
I was half when I bought you the auction.
I mean, it's very rare I have to choose between a mask and an ambitious, such a nasty lady as yourself.
God, he's everything, he's killing me.
Beautiful nature.
Oh, that's going to be a nice invention.
I'm going to blast you to the ground.
Oh, God, is that a hand nap?
Um, that's evaded by your beautiful eyes.
your bad for coming from the money of the hills in Italy.
This one's not a good guess.
I'm sorry, you... you say?
That's perfect, thank you.
Thank you.
Are you ready to order?
Yes, sir.
I'll have the chicken.
Waiter has to reject.
What meat only?
Hmm.
If I'm a lady,
hmm,
I have to sell it?
Hmm, I have not.
I'll have to have the steak,
Oh
That was kinda big.
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm sure you'll watch this, I'm probably gonna-
Yeah, you will, baby!
Oh, hold on!
You sure can put it in the way!
Oh!
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Ah!
You're so funny!
Here you go.
Oh god.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You know I, uh, like a woman that likes that song for me.
Oh man.
Little cushion?
Little cushion?
Thank you Jake.
I've been in love with the covers of my games.
No thank you.
I've seen you play it.
I'm the last school in Florida to leave.
Yeah.
You know all that time totally overshadowed by nothing with scandals and pure laziness.
I mean come on.
Right, I'm gender 26, mate.
I'm the freak for a wine.
Jenny, you're too low a racial abyss.
White chicks is an unbelievable fellow.
I'm the future chief freak.
I'm necessary to her life.
He'll squeeze me.
What white chicks are they doing in the movie film?
We're going to get along just fine.
What? It's 22, mate.
I'll catch you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me show you what that's one.
That one was awful.
That was shit.
There was no funny moments in it.
Here's the last one.
Ziggs turns it against me!
You have done that yourself!
Is this yours?
Yeah.
Is this yours?
You have not taken from me your anger and your lust for power have already done that.
You have allowed this dark law to twist your mind until now.
His election was quite behind it.
What's the guy? What's the good guy's order?
I hope it won't. He's back man.
I don't know cats, if I'm honest with you. That's what I can't tell you.
I'm gonna say, if you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
I'm gonna say, if you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
I'm gonna say, if you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
I will do what I must.
You will try.
I've never been the worst fucking sight in the last five months before.
Lucas, chill, go and get out.
Alright, he's gotta eat his mole right now.
You will try.
He will try.
He will try.
He will try.
He will try.
I will try.
I will try.
He will try.
He will try.
The pie said it would do among us.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I'll turn it down
I turned it down to the lowest rate I've ever done.
Right.
See what the fucking damage has done?
Me three out of the year is fucking rank.
I'm only trying to see what your cookies look like.
They look good!
Oh my god.
They look unreal.
real yeah Finn generally wind it in a bit though because I will have to just ban you
if you keep taking the piss, like two phabra.
I don't know the actual order, I don't have anything to show on the phone.
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh.
I've either shot or shot.
I think I shot my dick.
Damn it, O'Leary!
I'm not chewing all night.
Fucking gill with him, bro.
Harry cookie.
Right, fucking it, giant of a piss.
I think I've got diabetes.
Oh, shit.
I don't find the candor kind of worked.
The rest of them, what did you get?
I've tried the actual one.
I've tried the actual one.
No, try the hair cookie.
No. Why?
She got some ice cream there.
Ice cream?
Ice cream?
I mean, she can't have seen a hair on it.
It's just on the side, man.
What kind of hair?
I'm not actually over from the half of a piece.
What?
I'm just literally going to go and try cooking.
What?
I'm eating the four cooking.
I'm going to go and have a sec here.
Tell me what's soft.
Oh, it might be.
Oh, my God, mate.
What?
Oh.
Yes.
Oh.
It's like cookie dough, then.
Yeah.
Oh
Why the hell not the something
Is that what you don't do for yeah
Yeah, bring over um
Normal cookies for all of us to try
That's
That's fucking heavy
But we can have you know
Oh, there's so much hair in that.
Do you want a cookie?
Yeah, sure, yeah.
Bro, you guys are good.
Are they?
Let me try it. Let me try it.
That cookie, yeah.
It's a cookie.
I think that's how I cook it all, but maybe you can put enough oil in the middle of it.
The window's definitely burned a bit.
Mm-hmm.
Right.
I've got to look at this fucking how much hair is on that.
Look.
That's heavy.
Oh, mate.
I think that piece is the one that's got the most hair.
No.
Well, you surely have to eat all the whole cookie.
I think so.
I think so.
That's near, right?
Stop laughing at the camera like you've been in all bit, right?
You doesn't hear as well.
If I was doing this challenge, it would have been like three hairs.
That is a lot more than two hairs.
No, you meant to eat his mole hair.
Yeah.
This is your idea, nines.
No, but it's what you like.
Look at me when I'm speaking.
You've been a prick.
You know how you look at making eye contact?
I think not being a prick really should eat an entire cookie.
Yeah, it's a fork, but come on now.
Do you know how me?
You're going to taste that,
but it'll be overwhelmed by cookies off each other.
I wish I was the one trying.
I'm an entire cookie.
LAUGHS
Laughing with her fucker's never laughed before.
Right, back-pott!
Yeah, then the rest.
That's all.
That is fucking heavy.
You see?
She's my head, though.
Matt, you're fucking grown, you're spanking fucking.
I'll find out there you for fucking...
for about subs it's fucking crumb
for the people that are new here this is where it's from
this should know how it looks like
it's all going back there
it's got an infinite supply of mould here
yeah bro i can keep going
bro it's going back really quick
oh man it's trying to stall me
did you guys do the lunch up?
well i don't know what you're saying this bro
there's a lot of nice people said you didn't do it
You see why your mum's life has come this time then?
On the mum's life it's easier.
She's got something that ain't not crossing.
I'm...
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, make a son shit, bruv.
I'm not sick of this shit.
My entire mum's life, everyone I love's life,
I've had it for the longest time in my life.
If I'm your life, I ain't launching.
He's obviously going to say that.
No, I'm not.
Why haven't you done the swatches?
No.
Obviously you're gonna say that.
Have you put it on my entire family's life?
Nah, Lord of the Ballocks.
Jen doesn't need a child, he does his own.
What is that, a word for Jen?
What did we ask you to open up?
Is this open for you, Captain?
You haven't seen me sat there watching our streams?
Yeah.
Is that the fucking get-it-one company?
I wanna joke him.
Ignore them.
Jen, this is my joke, man.
Don't fuck it.
You have to like it with spice, yeah?
No.
Bro, when he's at the cookie reach, I'll be on full, guys.
She's the watch.
Let me watch him eat the cookie!
He's a cookie, bro.
All right, three.
Do it, then.
Go slap me, slap me again.
Go slap me, slap me again.
Oh, man.
When was my life become?
I'm going to be like your mother.
try to rest my voice
I feel like Slam on it and shit as a kid
Why the fuck would it ever on?
Slam on a mole
Just eat it bro, just eat it
You put the whole thing in your ass
if you keep thinking about it you're not gonna do it
Oh I know I've been finna like bro
Oh shut up
Oh I've been moving
Shut up you morse fucking grumb
fucks sake just did it yeah nice one ruby you're fucking getting banned if you fucking twat
fucks sake just did it like it's a moment
bro are they still playing it?
oh my god they are
do we still have it?
yeah i don't
did it?
you're not gonna hold on
three
three
two
one
oh my god send me send me
How do I say she's mental?
Jeefy's more like a chas.
He's just got her hair up.
Look.
Do you spell that out?
Rank.
Absolutely fucking rank.
Fall Guys!
I've not played this in fucking years!
What a fucking game!
Customize your bean!
Unluck items!
Oh.
Shancy.
Shancy.
Shancy. Shancy. Shancy.
I'm going to find Shancy. Thank you very, very much, love.
Appreciate that, love.
Well, I do just search for a game here.
It's ranked.
Fucking mad. Get me in ranked.
No way has it got ranked to now, that's unbelievable.
That's unreal by the way, I can't lie.
Oh my god, bro I would not have played this, I've got no idea about the fucking, I've
got no idea about the maps now.
No problemo Shancie, you've ever supported me love.
Oh my god.
Bro.
How do you run on your r- yeah, you run automatically don't you?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get up.
My ears jump up.
I tell you what, I'm fucking smashing it.
Oh my god, I'm fucking smashing it.
That was a fucking pizza piss!
Is there anything I'm liking in PO-Bots?
Fucking hell, I've been watching Zikia.
Well that was fucking easy.
Oh Nathan Cho bro.
Look at this Nathan.
How many people went out there?
Was that ten, nine?
Do you know which one I can't fucking do?
That one where you've got to run on all the hexagons at the end.
Oh.
That is so hard, that one.
So fucking hard.
What if I didn't become like a fall guys world number one, should I just fucking run with
it?
What the fuck is this?
The boys fall off the hoverboard and reach the tennis.
WONDERFUL!
WHAT?!
Why the Middle East weeps below me?!
That's fucking shit!
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
That's fucking shit.
That's fucking shit.
Where's the store?
Oh my God!
Oh my God, syndrome.
Have to get a syndrome.
Have to get a syndrome.
What a day to come on fall guys. I've got my own fucking skin.
I've got my own fucking skin.
That is unbelievable.
That is actually fucking.
Quality.
I've got both now.
Oh my god, Schrozo.
Change your bread man!
Do I go here to change my skin? Outfits.
Have a syndrome.
Hey! Where's your bottom half? There we go.
And as if I go to... there you go, rank knockout again.
Oh, it's evenly all night once a day, let's have a look.
A-Pup prefer not to speak.
Asheely didn't win.
I've not had fuck all to eat today.
Apart from the fruit salad and the eggs and the toast, but I want to cook something,
but it's a bit like when you cook something, it's long on screen.
There's a nip downstairs that put me chicken in the air fray after this.
Lowry, do you have a sermons mate? Thank you.
It's not standard.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm assuming you can't touch the floor then.
Oh my gosh.
Fuck off, man!
I got a checkpoint, anyway.
Why are they fucking gliding down here?
How do you slide?
Go on cam, 5V5 gifted me!
Go on the fuckin' boy!
YES!
Come on, fuckin' get in!
I like that, that was good, you can't switch off the floor, it's somewhat different.
Let's have a look at it.
We lost four one four set pieces.
I thought it was mundane Mike then by the way, I was about to ask, fuck man, I thought it was in there, yeah.
Seth Pease, Seth Pease coach, he's probably got something in there.
Yeah!
3 more, you must be shitting you can't do that.
There we go, level over. Top 20% take that. 30 people start, 22 remakes.
to pick an actual scary battery but there's only one back rooms
I say 75 for fucking Colossus.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, did you pick these?
Oh fuck off man! Wait have you got to get to 75 to be safe?
Yeah, I'm fucked.
Fuck off, you big fat horrible idiot.
Oh, I could just fucking stay there.
See?
Mate, it's working!
Fuck off people have done it already!
I'm having a go at it.
Why do I keep getting random ones that I'm actually not getting?
I'm dead out there. Fuck off man. You score more the further you get. Oh that's the case.
Okay I didn't know that.
Fuck off man!
I don't know what I thought this game would be fucking good for me.
I don't even fucking know what I'm doing when I start a game, so I'm not being funny.
Let me have fucking four or five warm-ups.
I don't even fucking know what I'm doing.
I fucking get more points with fucking Ferbini going down.
I don't fucking know that.
Why am I still here?
Read it, read it, read it, read it, how about I fucking need your man's fucking pubes?
Come again mate, I will fucking read it now.
I did you get invited to Pro Direct FC in Manchester tomorrow for Bruno I've not made
no scope to be reading oh fuck keep moving to the crash my legal
Sorry. Can't go in the green. Can't go in the green.
That's fucking unbelievable for me, is it not? Be honest, that is unbelievable for me.
Fuck off, you dare eliminate me.
Fuck you, Jimmy!
Oh
Oh my god how fucking big is this man?
What's the game though, genuinely good at your funny, at your game where I play with your
mums fucking funny for an hour and a half. She paid me 20 quid.
I've qualified, get the fuck in.
Neenor, Neenor.
Thank you, qualified.
Get it.
You're all out in question and I am all going to fuck you now.
Which way could the margin be?
I just got qualified.
That's right on this.
Look at Minimai, he's on skill on this game.
I thought I saw you.
Are you getting back to the front?
Oh yeah, I can get back to the front mate.
What else do you want me to do for the front?
what's next? Louis Pads, I got it though, fuck, well this is easy, you just jump over
it, yes ATS 244 mate, go on the bike, thank you brother.
for early death it won't be just jump over it it's not easy this is happening when I
Oh, it's playing fall, guys.
Oh, fuck off.
How long does that last?
3 more needs to be eliminated.
2 more.
1 more.
Yes!
Come on!
one more. Yes. Come on. Thank
you. 14 less 14 qualified.
I'm going to jump through the
holes to score points. Oh,
fuck. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You're fucking dumb!
What the fuck are you doing?
Fuck off!
How's that fair?
how's that fair you jumpers are gone oh that's how you get high awards
Oh
Mate only three more
Well, I guess me what
Don't know fucking game
Get in
GGs avoid jumping on the pattern tiles to prevent cracking tentacles
Don't jump on cracking tiles
I don't get it.
Am I alright?
people is that all right oh my god oh my god wait am I gonna win oh my god no
Oh
I can't believe it.
Woohoo!
What a luxury on the table!
I cannot believe it!
Woohoo!
That one there at the desk tops I'm ready to go.
Liam, 226 mate.
Bro, I can't believe I'm just nearly fucking won a game.
I can't believe that's not...
Fuck man.
I like to stay at home every now and then when I do desktop, I just prefer this or something.
So I'm unified mate, go on Tom, thank you very much man, my boy, thank you very much
Tom bro.
Thank you robot.
What are you doing you fucking fat idiot?
What? I can't touch that colour can I?
I
Think you're the primary
Oh
Piss off
Oh
I'm not the fucking
I should be good I should be good oh my god
cut just fuck
oh my god you're fucking good
wow oh my god what a save that was
back in the fuck
you like nice mate
this game might be a bit like been wasted I yeah
I'm gonna be the best.
I'm gonna be the best.
Ring my bell.
Ring my bell.
Look at me
She likes to pick in shoes
New purses different shoes
New purses different dudes
Who's next and the kids in boob
She a lot thicker and rude
Like a box stick and move
On the top lips and boobs
Bomb blast by different bees
Man with paps, man with paps
Daniel's jack
We play cowards and stand the jacks
Though I can't wait to get hands on now
Options, not one man, she got options
Oh
Ring my bell
I can't play it though, it's not resting me voice.
This isn't resting me voice.
This isn't resting me voice.
I can't.
There's nothing about that game that's going to rest me voice when I start getting into
it like that.
Absolutely nothing.
So.
All right, back rooms anyway, back rooms in it.
Back rooms.
Why don't I need to rest my voice
because there's not a day that goes by
where I have a day off me fucking voice.
Think you're the private jacket
and you're the four months mate.
And my voice is really sore and fucked.
It sounds all right to be fair at the minute.
I can feel it when it's hot.
ring ring my bell ring my bell
ring my bell ring my bell
sorry I've got to watch this again it was so good yesterday
this is your best one of my most favourite one yet I've got to watch this again
this for me is like an 8 out of 10
You want to know how I got these scars?
My father was a drinker.
He was?
From one night he goes off crazier than usual.
Mummy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.
He doesn't like that.
Not one bit.
No, it's not the funniest.
No idea the funniest.
He takes the knife.
It's just a bit closest to the actual writing.
You've got impression.
He turns to me and he says, why so serious?
He comes to me with the knife.
Why so serious?
He sticks the blade in my mouth.
Let's put a smile on that face!
And...
Why so serious?
Boom!
He's so good at him though.
Oh, this is quite- I thought it- Oh!
I thought this one was quite good.
I feel like the differentiates of the accents is quite good in this, and it's not cancelable.
May I help you?
We'll be asking the questions old man.
Who the fuck are you?
You.
No, not me.
Yes, I'm you.
Just answer their questions.
Who are you?
I have to hold you.
Are you deaf?
No, you is blind.
I'm not blind, you black.
That is what I just said.
You just said what?
I did not say what I said you.
That's what I'm asking you.
And you is answering.
Shut up!
You.
Yeah?
Not you, him.
What's your name?
Me.
Yes, you.
I am me.
He is me.
And I'm you.
and I'm sick playing games!
Not bad, not bad.
Um, what else?
The muffin-man, it was alright.
The muffin man was alright, weren't it?
What I did was my third time, and that I did.
Oh, m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m!
That's enough!
He's ready to talk.
Ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Play the surgeon one. Is that, is that, is that, that kind of a funniest one?
I saved the patient. I deserve to be a surgeon.
Are you initially okay, mate?
Yeah, I've only done it my door all good mate. No worries. Yeah, about
The cars one was that ought to be fair my marino what he's basically spawned
My marino what is basically
That was not bad, that was not a bad one.
This one is fucking hilarious. I love this one. Okay, we've got time for this one more.
DUST! Anybody? No! Loan fat, Loan fat. DUST! Anybody? No! DUST! Anybody? No! DUST!
No! Dast!
Oh, fuck's sake.
Where was the other one?
Ted on the shit.
Where is it? Oh.
Great show though.
I saved the patient.
I deserve to be sturgeoned.
Dr Murphy.
I want my old job back
Is about two to twelve months of
Because it seems like you're doing really well a pathology you made a great save on an earlier case and you made a great save
You keep doing well another time
We can build for you to have more responsibility
Yeah, I'm just waiting for them to actually get on that range.
There you go.
What's Bean doing?
I'm a fucking surgeon!
Oh, Bean's on his desktop.
I'm not leaving this office until you get that Cockout Sunshine!
What do you do with John?
Do you think ordering me to do something will change my mind?
Do you think it's a really good idea to be bullied me?
I'm just a soldier!
Backroads escaped together.
Discord. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mysterious girl.
Right, I'm going to go put my chicken in the air fryer, right? When I come back, they should be in Discord.
Hello? Hello? Hello? I don't know if I'm the only one here.
Hello?
Careful boy, leek in shit.
Shit.
What the hell is a show?
What the hell is a show?
What the hell is a show?
Wouldn't that find the score on the screen?
Probes you soon to score shit.
What is challenge?
Yeah, it's your stuff he's putting food in there fire up. Is that what they call it these days?
Dick yo, I've got this thing on my screen again. I don't want to get it off. Oh fuck's sake, bro
You just teach me the button to use
Is that what when you say you got shit on your screen? What do you mean? It's only far right monitor. I won't let me model one
At the game I won't let my mouse controller
what's in the middle again? Do you know where you always click a button and move my right
game monitor to my model? You always like to come on and click a similar button.
What, FF11? FF11 and then I get across. Just put it in. It doesn't. Oh, Jack, can you
you come here quick.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
Jackie, my little boom boom.
That's six and a half volt.
Yeah.
Jackie, my little princess in not working.
Yeah.
You broke up.
You in the car? Yeah, I know.
I know.
You all right, being on mate?
Yes, Johnny, what's happening?
God, thanks mate, how are you?
I'm doing good mate.
Yeah, shall I Jake?
See you mate.
Who?
Well some people need days off to have been out on this, well to be fair you had a lot of support.
Not everyone needs to be free.
No, that does take in the past, James.
100% mate.
Yeah.
What person have you come back to refresh, do you know me?
Do you know me?
These days I say me and Bino aren't refreshed.
Yeah?
Absolutely not maybe you are all freshened up, but you know, there's no shame in having a day off from sound you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My case free
Yeah
No one fucking broke up apart from being killer
Yes, she's just had the edge max she's had 20 now you still have to reset
I'm going to skip for another discord connection. I don't want to need that the way so do you
think I'm ugly on that? What? IRL? Yeah. Nah. Why am I ugly when mom's hot? What are
you fucking saying the trophy that you got oh one of the trophies I got here one of them
all this car actually Jack guess just fucking guess Jack do you think I actually have the
biggest crash out yeah you punch better I didn't punch better over here yeah and that was after
abandoned him. 12. She's not 12. She's not fucking 12. She's 21. She's 21. No, she's
not. She's not. She's 16. She's not 16. Yeah. Right. What we doing here? Are you creating
the game, Jake? Yeah, I'm just waiting for calls. Cheers, mate. Waiting for the code.
You know what else I've been on? I'll just install the game again real quick.
Nah mate. Nah, she's 20. She's 20? You're 20?
It's decent. It's decent. It's decent.
You should always put their cams on the screen as well.
Bailey, if you can sync them up, that'll be epic.
Oh, that's a belter.
if you can guess what I've got in my wraps I'll give you 50 giftee
straight bars what I've straight bars no I think you've got you put some weird on
there you put on at some site but like weird made paste no
I
I reckon shucking
Yeah, I'm rice lettuce
yeah
And as far as may and a mayonnaise. No, it was easy mate
I wouldn't I want to say that I've got chicken in one of them
I've got chicken lettuce and beetroot and in the other one. I've got turkey stuffing and beetroot
Star something beetroot's a bit of a mad one
Is it bad?
I'm further chickening stuff in sandwich the day after Christmas then, the Christmas dinner.
Oh mate, I love that. We usually do it at night time, so after we have a Christmas dinner,
we'll have to wait until about 10 or 11 at night and then we'll make Christmas sandwiches.
Oh, good one after that.
So good. Cold ham, cold turkey, cold chicken.
Oh, good idea, exactly, brother, thank you.
Vince Carr's birthday, wouldn't you like to... Oh, it's actually a day after Junji's, 14th of November.
Is it now? But oh, Bollie's raps are out of the goats.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Yeah, it's up.
It's such a shame that such a witch can tarnish a month.
Ellie, when's she born?
August.
Worst month ever.
What day's the birthday?
26.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm 18.
So, who's going to create the lobby then Jake, you're creating it or what?
I'm loading up.
Are we going to do that with three people?
No, we can get more.
Mine isn't September yet.
I think Taz is too much of a tire.
Taz, you're on.
I'm tired for what I'm saying now.
Nah, I'm going to play for a little bit James.
Sorry man.
Push that, you ask, but I'm all good bro.
Thank you
Yeah, no, I haven't busted that your cup plate formula one day
Hey
676 quintillion
677 quadrillion
676 trillion
776 billion
767 million
767
It was me 60-70 months with pie.
You don't want to read it no more.
Oh, I can't hear you.
Oh, I'm deathed, that's fine.
I'm getting on stream, it's so funny.
Can't believe you see this again.
Oh, this is going to be the best one I've ever seen.
Two people spamming it.
It stops spamming asking people because it doesn't make me want to ask him.
Oh, that's why that's so loud.
I
Mean what's back rooms? What is it?
Jinch, let me know I'm ready to win. Let me take off the PS5. I'm ready. Well, I'm ready, bro
Let me know ginger. I'm ready to change. I'm ready, bro. I came walking Jinch
PS5 or PC? PS5 or PC? Let me know. I'm ready. Let me know, Ginge. PS5, PC? Okay, I'll get
on to you right now, Ginge. I'm up here.
The same?
Yo, we have to try multi-verse.
Look at that. Jai, you can just watch this again.
This is fucking cringe.
Ginge?
Yep.
You have to stop my camera, like, in the ugly games, I know.
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Erm, normally it will just do it whilst you're loading the game up and then when you actually load the game properly alright.
It does it all the time when i'm playing Macro it's so jarring.
Oh that was fun watching it brother.
You might need a term to take off a full windowed.
Was that the only way i could stop it?
Well, I thought...
Right. What's this called integration?
Are we going into thingy which I'm looking at?
Yeah, I've got more of this.
I'll gift you five to look at my Instagram message.
I would never degrade someone to make me have money for me to look at a message.
Not respectfully, no thanks.
Oh my god there's been loads of new updates.
Yeah that's right man.
Alright.
Here we go.
Oh you can't like it again chat on that.
No it's not.
look at them no time gifted what's been doing he probably don't fucking know
and tell other you need to join this please morning boys morning morning
message. Yeah, mate. Yes. Yes, the voice.
Peace be upon you. You're great.
How are you?
You've been keeping.
Right, go on, man. How have you been keeping on this fine evening?
Yeah, again, thank you to the Lord, the brother of the Jinx,
to play.
Great opportunity again.
Jinx, thank you for the opportunity, like always.
No problem, mate. No problem.
Speed games in the chat.
Sorry.
I did start to feel ill a bit, I didn't start to feel ill, I had a banana and I think it fully fucked my insides.
Oh.
The banana fucked your insides, now with a greater respect, I stuff for luck.
Oh shit, fuck me, that's a mad thing actually.
That's a mad thing. That's a mad thing still actually.
It's not a nice go.
Why are the weapons still lagging bro?
What are you talking about?
Your weapons are in game chat.
I'm sorry?
Pardon?
I'm sorry?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'll be back.
Who's the girl called out Taze?
Who's the girl called out Taze?
Who's the girl called out Taze?
Who's the girl?
I always call her Taze.
If he's called out for a fight, he's going to fucking very quickly regret that.
Yeah.
What was it for a fight, Sarah?
I won't believe it.
Ezekiel the first was a boxer fuck that makes YouTube videos
Let me have a look he's like story videos
Uh tiktok i'm shitting keyboard and my phone as you go to your dev not and get a formal Ezekiel
What?
What?
He's got 6.2 mole.
He hasn't called out Taze.
I don't think he has.
Weird thing to me.
We just downloaded it.
We just downloaded it.
No worries mate. He has.
Where?
Where though?
He's streaming now.
He has?
There you go then.
So I don't strain. Nice one to Jack.
Aiden givin' a 34, mate.
Aiden givin' a 34. Wait, givin' a parna.
Fumon, for the bits, mate, on the bottom.
Oh, he did?
He did.
Yeah, talk about it.
Perfect.
GK called out Anthony and Joshua, by the way.
Nordin!
Get Jinx here, I'll set you up, Bellam now.
Jump to Bellam, yeah?
Jump on.
I could do.
Don't you mean to tell them on her? Yeah, I can't why not? I've just been loved out before
on
For that let's have a strap right here we wait on how to does it
fuck is it still in date what are we doing there yeah that's right it's not even good
We're just, um, well, let's go do them school until.
I'm trying to stop my camera lagging.
Okay. Interesting.
Of course you can't say mate.
Yeah, excuse me, what are we doing?
Well, we're starting.
Well, Beagle's just saying we're going to go on deam scroll.
I'm going to get Ryan on handgun.
I'm still here.
OK, perfect.
I'm going to get a couple more.
What are we starting now?
One minute.
You want to play backwards?
when you get on it, jinge
fuck, do I have batteries?
do I still have it?
I'll be down if you won't
mate, this is fucking weird
I can't do this bit
it's all
I'll be down I'll be down
There we go
me lies he's not life
oh someone's getting the gifted sub no problem
oh red what up in there then
I've just left oh why
Yeah, I'm trying to...
X my...
Yeah.
I'll minimize this, like, in one minute.
What the fuck?
right foot two stops, left foot two stops, slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross,
I
Turn it up to the left.
You're practicing for your hands.
Take this, Kel.
Five o' O' O's this time.
Don't let it down.
That's good.
Right foot, left foot.
Left foot, left foot.
Right foot again.
Left foot again.
Right foot, left foot.
Left foot, left foot.
Freeze.
Everybody, clap your hands.
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
Come on.
Good fat, right?
Good sort of wide.
How long can I get up?
Back room, it's Jake together.
How long can you get up?
How long can you get up?
That's a question for you.
You're coming for them.
Sorry.
Bruh. Excuse me.
What the fuck?
What's up?
Is it the same code, Jake?
G.
He's in love with who I am.
Sorry about that, is it the same code?
Er, I'll get a new one going now.
Sorry about this, sir.
Sorry, my apologies.
Just click some minimizes there.
Oh, I love noons.
You what?
I love noons.
You love noons, don't you?
on her. Yeah, I like, I like
Angel.
Different code, that one.
I ask you there if I love you
and you think I'm so pretty.
Take to the candy shop.
Let's pick a lollipop.
I know you like handjobs.
Ban, ban, ban.
How far is the bov cards from her?
Off break, sorry.
A message, yeah.
Burn's here.
Thank you.
I'll let you say the Dekijavista.
Cheers, Jake.
Why was that so, it's not hidden in the secret?
That's just people can do stuff with information, do you know what I mean?
You know it's a great point.
Exactly.
Right, we're just waiting to be, you know, as you said, anything yet?
This one's not as good. This one's not as good.
I'm going to get these animals on, show them a bit, and you've not made them alive. That
is criminal. This is bone idle.
Well, Ellie's livid.
Why?
It is quite bad for me to be fair, because I think I'd do a bat flip.
Fuck off, it's so important.
And I am so basically trying to know why you actually think it's acceptable to get out of someone's bed and not make it
Well, I don't
Yes, what's happening you went on me
Yeah, mate new code
7, 5, 1, 6, 1
I remember musical song
Has anyone seen all these lobbying up for him? Does it lie?
Ah, wrong, sorry wrong
I did
Tell him I know you were
They can join us halfway through I'm not fucking going on fucking after now waitin
I mean, why are we gonna be just a personal jamming?
Exactly, man. That's been on for a good time. He won't mind jamming. I mean, I ain't no fucking dickhead
jamming
What are we talking about right now jamming?
That's again, again to the game right now. Are you ready? Yeah. All right, sweet
Sweet general let's go
Right, you're in this girls
Tell them all I know now shout it from the rules tops
Yeah
He's lagging again isn't he?
Jimmy, fix yourself boy!
Alright, I hate that video.
And mommy told me to go to bed! I got to bed when daddy's saying that!
Now I gotta get Google!
Ah, fucking hate that video, of course, of course.
Fucking let me out!
Oh bro, they've got the graphics like 5,000 times more.
Yeah, this is my path.
Remember, I'm gonna find the tapes.
On a brown game, fucking pissed off with this shit.
Right, can we all sit together?
Join an alarm, record. Record an incident and find 10 tapes.
Yeah.
Night takes, mate.
You can join halfway through, right, mate?
Found a tape.
I've not seen the film, has it? Is it still in the cinema's back rooms?
If it is, I might go tonight and watch it.
What's up tonight?
Back rooms. Is it still in the cinema's?
Oh, no, I mean, I'll be well off. You've never gone watching it?
No.
It was weird, but it was quite good.
You're scared?
Yeah, he's dirty, does that say anything to me?
Is that actually me?
Yeah.
How the fuck can you make a film entertaining like off the list, I won't?
You went, like, I went and watched it, yeah, like midnight, it was like, it ended up finishing
like 3 a.m. so it was like immaculate vibes, you know what I'm saying?
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go.
Yeah, a lot of people thought it was Roush, and to be honest, when I first watched it,
I worked through it and pressed it even more.
Oh, we got two tapes.
I'm the new cold day because I'm the game.
Who's that right?
Uh, Azalea.
Okay, nice.
Azalea, you're nice to me. You just do really well, man. It's all right.
Thank you.
Oh, I've got fucking music.
got one as well I don't know what they do what you mean no I don't need a cow
as well yeah God I saw you put it the first time mate it's obviously not the
location is it
I think you're talking to the wrong camera by the way, Ginge.
Me?
Yeah.
No?
Is that... that?
Yeah.
Yeah, is that... that?
Yeah.
So why is it alright?
Oh, fuck, you know.
Why are you going doing some research?
Fucking weird.
If you fucking inspect a gadget,
like we'd have a fucking address online,
there's not gonna be fucking the account engine moron.
I'm not my uncle he's fucking
I'm not my uncle he's fucking
Otherwise you might have yet for a bet and then as he's also to be a
It was definitely never normal this dark, was it?
This is new.
This is tonk.
Oh my god.
Bro, that's totally new.
It was never, ever, ever that dark.
Never.
We're half way there.
I saw it near us.
Is it?
Yeah, near us.
That's new by the way.
That's never gone that dark.
That's new.
I always used to go dark with the smiley faces.
Yeah, but you're not that dark.
Yeah, you're right.
I think they're just all the graphics like that.
One more bandages.
Have you gone?
I'm changing.
I'm going more.
I've got the heaviest pen that's in the mirror.
I've got that one.
Oh, I'm gonna say that's in your arm, mate.
We might have to restart as you can drive.
I think they can drive, mate, they can drive on their way through on the centre, we've done it before.
I know, but apparently this code's not working.
If you're gonna send me a scheme, I'll actually invite you.
As you put your scheme in the discard.
I'll probably send you a scheme before you put the sign back back on.
We need four more tapes, that's it, but then we've got to record the entity and we've
got a record in the middle of an alarm. Another tape. Nice one, yeah. What are you going to
Oh my god. What the film's on?
What's on?
See first off.
Is this action in the film?
Yeah. No!
Wait, have you not got another one?
Yeah, I have.
Put it in, put it in.
I don't know, too.
All right.
How do I do it?
What the hell is that sound, mate?
Yeah, it's an alarm.
Okay.
I have a fucking yard to take.
Why is there a car?
Is that a car you're talking about?
I've already done it, see?
The camera.
You've already recorded it?
Yeah, I've already done it.
3 more
there we go
all the tape that's got
I'm just gonna give it a 30 in love.
Oh, plus I need to pay you as well mate.
Don't let me forget.
Oh.
fuck
oh yeah
one more tape one more
He needs to record it.
Yes!
AHHHH! AHHHH!
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh my god, I just heard it scream. Oh my god, I just heard it scream
One more we just need one more tape we just need one more tape
Lewis Tyrell you've spammed it 25 times bro please stop.
I was kicking off in chat I was like can you fucking do with it mate thank you.
Fucking ban him on Tyrell for a week.
please get the fuck in
where's the tape
Where have I got to go, he's chasing me alive.
I can't hide anywhere, I can't hide anywhere.
I can't hide anywhere.
No, no, no, no.
Cheat's dead as well.
J-Tash. Oh my fucking god. Why is it? No, Jake must still be alive.
I've completed all of these.
What?
Come on gaming, give it a 31 mate.
I don't know what I've got to do.
We've completed it.
Oh, you click ass.
there we go thank fuck for that i'll carry everyone don't worry honest to god
I thought that was happening to me the last time I heard that.
Fuck that.
Hello?
How the hell is that?
Follow the tape.
Yeah, I worked a big fan of Lesbets, but it's like I ain't fucking climbing 40 on stairs.
You would.
Yeah, I mean, with them ones.
No, I'm not playing on me on me teammates, we're just shit.
Ah, shit, sorry.
I'm sure there's stuff coming down in all of some way.
There we go. There we go. Where's Daryl?
Bonjour. Wait here, wait here. Because we wait for Aziz to jump in.
I need Aziz to send off a request and I've just invited...
Roy. Roy, yeah.
Ah, what have you been?
Right, I'll be back in a minute.
I've got a brand new group touch, sell them down, I'm here to stay here.
You know that I did you know.
Alright, are you joining us for a side-on check?
T.
T?
Whyyyyyy?
Do we have bodies?
That super-clires all players, is that me?
The door's locked.
I'm dead.
I'm a dead man.
That's the clip on.
Oh.
What was that?
There's no problem with that.
Jake! Jake!
Yo!
What are you?
I made it over here.
Hello, Del.
Hey, dude.
What?
Why you got there in the school?
What was the door tell?
Jake, please, don't.
Jake, please, don't.
Matt, Matt, come on!
Jake, I can't raise my leg.
I'll come on to you.
Jake, come on.
Jake, please.
Jake, I'm trying to be easy on you.
I'll go out there with you.
Matt!
right go go
well okay what are we doing right right
he's close to jenny
oh wait a minute
traffic make sure you shine shine shine you like your directions yeah
let me in
hey jake try Bailey
jake please man look look put your flashlight everywhere you've got to
right i know you're fucking let me in i don't want to hear this
jake please don't jake stop with a fucking law
Jack, I'll turn the PC off, Jack, no, I can't open it, Jack, please.
Jack, don't bend the wall.
Jack!
Jack!
Jack, I don't fucking...
Jack!
James!
No, Jack, don't bend the wall.
Jack, don't bend the fucking wall.
No, Jack, well, I don't.
Alright, go on, man, Jack, please.
Oh, I'll see you fucking fat-boar, John, fucking bastard.
At least I've got to put a height up with me.
What are you, height?
Are you doing that height?
You son of a what?
Hehehehe.
No way, Sid, to sloth bro again.
Take from my stage.
Yeah, come on, man.
I'll get something sloth for you.
Bro, break that ass.
Yup, yup, weird dweeb.
Yeah, you know what, I can't.
I'm on the weakest link.
Great show, gender.
Wish I came up with that.
Oh my god.
This door is locked, you know.
There's a lot of guys going to get through there.
Jesus, this door is locked.
Yeah, guys, check that.
It's a long door.
This door is locked, lads.
I want to complete this.
I want to complete this.
I'll do a good fucking job, lads.
I'll do it, then.
Where's he gone?
Oh no, is it this one?
Yeah, he's got it, I'm just leaving about there.
I still can't really match the way, dude.
It's just watching, it's just watching.
Let me back out, let me back out, let me back out.
I was acting bad, I was acting like a fight man, not playing.
A fight man, not playing with me!
No!
I'm hitting him now.
Let me out!
Please, Lyric!
Lyric, please!
L-B-O-L-I-X-I-C-O, please, please, please!
Please, Lyc!
Please, Lyc!
Lyric, let me out!
All that and bad and bad and bad and bad.
L-B-O-L-I-C-C-O, L-B-O-L-I-C-O, L-B-O-L-I-C-O, L-B-O-L-I-C-O, L-B-O-L-I-C-O!
L-B-O-L-I-C-O!
Lyric, please!
Oh, my God. Stop!
We're in that good fucking pool badge!
Playa's noy!
I will do with the lights but I don't need to go yet.
okay okay you check you know we're gonna eat a light so let's go to
generator go to the left first go to the left so that's right for snacks and
drinks or grab a snack and drinks.
What's the way do we do that?
How do you channel that?
Yeah, a live stream on Wednesday.
Bro, good point.
Yeah, sure.
Okay, I think I'm insane on that.
Okay, I'm insane on that.
Generator over to the left, lads.
I'm a small man, sir.
There's three straight area.
He's going to set us with care.
He's doing it, he's doing it.
Me, me, me, I've got it, I've got it.
Do we do a quack or a bit of yellow?
Nah.
I don't actually know.
Okay.
Everyone get your back to a wall and just look left and right.
Right.
Get your back to a wall and look left and right.
I'm here with both me say it's all report here.
Okay.
Oh fuck this mate.
We're done we're done we're done we're done.
I don't think we're done.
No we're done we're done.
This is the cyclic.
Yeah.
We're just so good at it.
This is the map.
I don't know if you've seen one alien.
Yeah, I've seen one alien.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Couple one, couple came, then.
You alright?
You alright?
You've all scammed lunch.
It's Kersky's scouting.
Alright, let go on a yester.
Oh, chubby.
Exactly.
There we go.
Alright, let's one generate a dump.
Okay, let's.
I didn't get that one, I'll get this one.
Yeah.
Right.
On the road, on the road.
Good.
Right, more doing, more doing.
Nice.
Nice.
Right, four more to go.
One more over there.
fucking swat
what are you looking after you?
find some then you fucking idiot
do you have any?
nah, don't
oh, ginger
thank you all
oh my fucking god
where the hell are you just holding on to the door?
oh my god
no way, don't sound like that
here it is!
who's the generator straight out there?
god for safety yeah way satan
fuck you don't come and go from fucky satan brother fuck
nah she's up there
see ya
haha
who the fuck
I'm not wearing a plain dress again
it's after 4 o'clock on the dress list
Yeah, you've wore a fath here.
Where have they gone?
Hello?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Hello? Oh, damn, uh...
Where are you?
No, not like this.
Not like this.
This is literally prime under her arrow searching for Eden Hazard on the pitch.
How's it got me then?
How's it got me then?
How's it got me?
How's it got me then if I'm fucking?
How has it got me?
I don't get it.
How the fuck has it got me?
Oh, freak, they're the hide behind pillars of the mall.
My head hurts.
I'm fucking dead now.
My skydiving tonight, I could fucking ban some people.
I could fucking ban some people, but I can drop these.
Yeah, I'm booked in for quarter to 12, mate.
Oh my god, it's a fucking thing that killed me.
Yeah, I'm done as well fuck sake
No, I'm Bino! Are you gonna... Bino?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh!
Miss Sanne... Oh, he's all dead.
Yeah, I'm dead.
My dick is a Sanne.
Bino, cross him in! If you can hear me, cross him in Bino!
I can't!
Oh, fuck.
Wait, boys, are they still here, Mio, no?
Scout's actually gonna have my life.
Oh!
He don't call to me!
I don't think they can...
I see shit, but...
You fucking little bird!
He don't call to me!
Oh, you got him, then.
Fuck sake, man.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, that's okay. We go. We're all right. How many more? We only need one more generator
Is that all it is? Oh my god, I'm gonna die
Yeah, no money bangs this one on that set
There you go
He's done it
Come on, Jake. Oh my god. I'm gonna die for fun. No
How do you know that door you got trapped out of his adult? Oh, there you go. Oh my god, that's it, isn't it?
I think he's done it. No, it's not. No, it's not. Fuck's sake.
Alright, I think he's cooked.
There's almond, almond. Yes, Jack.
I didn't find one almond water.
There you go. What the fuck.
Oh my god, he's done it Frank. He's done it.
Come on, Jake.
Boy's gonna give you an up.
Yeah, I'm gonna give.
No, I'm gonna die.
Finally, we're gonna get in, boys, we're gonna get in.
Come on, Josh, chill, it's my free make.
He's fucking done it. Go on, Jake.
Don't go dark.
Yes! Fuckin' gets!
Come on!
Getting you.
Fuckin' deep bits, Dan.
Well in Jake, well in mate.
Oh my god now, I'm not playing this one.
Why the fuck is it this one already?
You see a big fat bastard running after you that doesn't have Jakey Davis above his head, right?
right you're fine fuses and there's electric doors if you put a fuse in it'll
close so you are so when you win you won't
oh my fucking god he can't get there
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
What the fuck is he doing there?
Just loads of arms innit?
I've got the monster on me!
Oh fuck never mind, he's coming after ya!
Come up here, I'm safe!
Right, I need to let the monster fuck off, I can go and get someone.
You're wasting fucking breath, you hear that?
Uh...
We all stick, we all stick, we all fuck off, assy bro.
What the frick are you doing, bro?
Why?
Fuck assy.
Why?
I just fucking got him up, bro.
He's down straight away, then I go, that's his turn, I just can't pick you up.
you
shit
they don't know what this is when the foot of the lights go from this one as well
oh they've updated this yeah we can even make
but we've never dated this, it's so much f*****g scarier
f*****g team though
We need to go around. Yeah?
I've got to let the table stop.
Okay, nice. That's good. That's good. That's good.
We need fuses there. We need fuses.
I've got loads.
Oh, come here, mate.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Wow.
Is he behind you?
Oh my God, there he is.
Are you fucking dead again?
Can't get you up here. I've got a lot of bandages. I've got lots of them.
I'm gonna refuse for him.
Fuck off! Fuck off! I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Fuck off, just take me. Just take me. I can hear behind me as you fuck off.
Hello?
Where are you?
sweet as he's dead all right we got all I do with these wires okay you put them
all in now move over there you have a look turn on the power well okay so what
is it a knife well what I need to do well we've got again yeah so then we go
through here yeah we've got another one right we've got to go and do now but I
I think jay can has your dad's oh shit got a fuse there so that's good
Are you?
I'ma tell you
So when that thing's chasing you right and you've got a fuse in your hand if you run through one of these and I get him
Oh shit
Obviously if you're if you're running this way and this is closed you can take it out on the floor do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I get that yeah
Just just just
Okay, he's not not he's in the room next to you. No, I'm in my game. I must use a
Man fucking shit me so
It's a lot of scare that used to be
I've got two bits of electrical tapes that's good.
Yeah, I've got two bits of electrical tapes that's good.
Fuses.
Take is alive.
Ah man.
Have any of you got tape?
Yes, I've got tape.
Yeah, I've got tape.
Just look through.
I've got tape on my...
This tape over here that we can go.
Just there. Just there.
Yes. Here we go.
I
Say again third one come on
Yeah for this round
All right, I've got no bruises, so
Just pick up everything you see and look for that orc soup.
Does everyone stand at your right and everything?
No, my side is fucked.
I need a cup of water.
I've got some rice cake, so one can use that.
What can I use?
My only need tape, again, I'm going to go and have a look.
Another few years.
Got more almond water
He being chased dick I'll chew it a 34 mate. Love you, brother. Thank you
I mean
I need a few fuses for this one.
Got one fuses in there.
I've got tape for that one up there.
No, I only had one. I need one more tape.
There's two fuses in here.
No one's got tape.
Not yet. Not yet. We'll die.
We just need one more tape.
Yeah, you'll sell it I think though.
Do you know?
yeah I think he is
I've got tape I've got tape let's go let's go boy let's go
Yeah, I love him now.
Open the stream with road trips.
Yeah.
No, don't cry.
Go on, find Daniel.
Do you have a 16, mate?
One, two, three.
I spent all year with my ass in there.
Okay.
Oh
My god
Yes Roy, are you alright?
Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
You're worth it.
You're worth it.
Yeah, you're okay, Jay.
Hey, brother!
We're going to give it.
Yes, Azir, we can hear you, mate.
You don't need to keep passing it.
It is going up, Graham.
That's right, it's going up, Graham.
It's said, I'm done moving.
It's said, I'm done moving.
It's done moving.
I'm fucking, that's not good, that's not good.
It's easy with a controller, but oh my God.
When there's a thing chasing you, you stay silent,
and he's blind, but he can hear you.
You can hide in lockers and stuff.
behind the door shut up he's blind it can't hear you just you know it can only
hear you it can't it can't see us it can only hear us hide
Where are you?
James, set her out!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
If I tell you, if I tell you again that this shot to the fuck up, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
There you go.
You're starting to fucking cry, now.
SHUT UP!
I'm not gonna spray you a kiss.
I'm not gonna spray you a kiss.
I'm not gonna spray you a kiss.
Hey Jake!
Oh my god, did you drink the liquid paint?
Yeah.
You fucking give me it.
Oh my god, it fucking kills you.
I tried to throw it, I thought you could throw it.
I didn't do anything at all.
You can't go.
Yeah, we're cut.
Five days go by.
No, no, no, no.
I'll kill you soon.
Right, right, my theory.
I'll put you on the corner.
Absolutely zero chance.
Oh, it's a quare!
He's in the case.
What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? What have I done?
Every single hour of water they give me.
Yeah, that's going Beatles room inside not to drink liquid pain. Oh, yes. Yeah
Well, it's not my own time, so I didn't do it
You're a master
Joint yeah, the suffix you know
Yeah, but do you know I'm drinking the liquid pain right where you died? Yeah
Yeah, right, we need to go in each room.
I've got the valve ready.
Yeah, so turn the valve, I'm gonna walk out the door.
Right, I'm gonna start to reach out,
I'm gonna pull this up, I'm gonna pull this up.
I'm gonna start to pull this up.
Yeah.
There's no number?
No, left, left.
So left?
Let's go, go through there.
Why don't you go through there?
So right?
Right, right.
I walk, can you go in, can you go in, are you a third of it?
I don't think you're safe, follow the tour.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
One tunnel in it?
Oh, that's so much stuff.
Am I right?
You don't need to fuse it anymore.
Use the bandage and the solar panel.
Alright, no, no, turn around, turn around.
No, no, there's just fire going up right here.
He's going blue.
I've just fired some of the reports.
I need to put the machine to see what's going on.
It says 11.
Right, so C11.
So go straight forward.
Left, left.
Up there, yeah.
Okay, okay.
So it says C.
Put on 11.
12 o'clock.
Right?
Yeah, I'm dead to you.
By that?
No.
I was fucking 12.
I'm not 11 if fuck.
I go through every single day.
You're dead, Graham.
And not surprised you didn't shut the fuck up!
Yeah, I didn't really know the rules of the game.
It's pretty simple.
Don't talk.
Yeah, well, when you've got Asi fucking singing while he's hiding in the closet...
No, that's not right.
No, no, no, no, no.
I was...
I was the fucker.
Eight plays, 500 bucks, thank you.
Why is it calling me grey on this game again?
I don't get it.
Your real name's grey, man, you've lied.
Open up, then.
Pino you're so s**t
f**king blind!
oh come on, he's blind, he's blind!
he moved
another rose
f**king blind, he's blind!
alright, give me his line for the kit
for the kit, for nice
Why?
Why got?
Yes, sir!
I'm coming!
Why do you think you're...
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Hide!
Is that the roof?
Was it on the roof when I was an air mate?
Jakey, you ain't gonna fit in there mate.
You know what?
Jakey you ain't gonna fit in there mate, you know what?
I'm in the locker, it won't work, you fucking moron!
It doesn't work!
I can't stand that big fat horrible of you.
You are so fat that the world is unbelievable.
I cannot fucking stand you.
Why are you slamming my door?
You fucking big stiff idiot.
I know it's to make it out to make it.
Can you revive me please?
to one of these holes. Turn the valve. GCB. Alright, let's go to B, this is B.
I'm assuming they've got the monster distracted for the past for the next 20 minutes.
I'm going to be very serious with you, I don't remember my episode's out.
No, he was on my episode, I don't know who won it, I don't know if anyone doesn't win the episode or not.
How do I know what time to turn into?
Why is it blocked?
Love that Joel, mate, rolling son.
I should maybe realise how hard it is, but thank you mate.
yeah yeah you're all right
I think it's over now, but I'm not sure what's up with what's up with him.
He wouldn't freeze up there.
Why do you seem devious, mate?
Stop.
Fucking target.
Communication, CV.
Some of those dead ones are reviving.
I get it now Joe, I get it.
Yo!
I get it now Joe, I get it.
Yo, the ginger one's crouched.
Graham, stop fucking talking, it's control.
Well, thank you, that's all I needed.
Okay, I'm stuck though.
Who the fuck changed my shit? Move!
Okay, ma-
What are you doing to me, shit?
You fucking dick!
Listen there, you big stiff idiot.
I know what I'm doing.
Guys, no, no, no, no, no.
You just break to six and it says seven.
You fucking nub.
Ha ha ha ha!
It works alright!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
I'm ready, Jack.
Are you ready?
Come on guys!
Get him, get him!
Come on Steve, Jim in the 32 Steve!
Jake, you might be a thief!
I thought that was Squares, but...
I just wanna hurt you, please, you, I don't want you.
You're still a bunch of fuckers.
You need to be quiet down here.
Who's still alive?
Oh, Aziz.
Aziz, Aziz, come on, stop it.
Oh, someone don't get in, please.
Oh, so long.
Have you just been here hoping to ask?
I guess I was worth it.
Oh, thank you.
You know, I'd start first.
He was possibly just a guy.
I'm kidding, I wouldn't love nothing more.
It's so hard, man.
In the game.
Seriously, yeah.
Still a second.
Oh, bro, I've got to wait for United to get started.
I'm going to a few games, mate.
So, again?
I'm going to a few games, mate.
What do you mean? United?
Yeah, we're going to 50.
I know I will be.
You will, mate, won't you?
I will be, yeah.
You certainly will, mate.
I'm checking in the whatnot-sounding conditions of whether it's illegal for me to buy him.
It's a box. I've got both brakes on now. I really want to buy you. I've got a brand of metal out.
I'm not even joking chat, can't you?
It makes a lot of sense.
Oh you mean it makes no sense to take out me?
Yeah, I tell you he's got a six that he can actually...
Sure.
He's got like this broad-
I don't even know what he's got.
I'm not talking about that.
He doesn't buy loads, but he's bought loads.
I'm talking about it.
I'm finishing.
But he only owns like six.
I think the odd guys...
Put this out.
I'm supposed to call this, uh...
The Buena Broadway.
Yeah.
Six.
GOOOOO!
What is that?
Oh, my ginge.
Yeah, they're all dead.
How many people they got on there?
What, my ginge?
Three and a fifty at the minute.
Weeeeee!
Thanks f*** for that.
That's right, f***ing smart in this f***.
Yeah, we're doing well, I love this.
I don't know how we can repay this.
Can't really carry indebtedness.
By the way, by the way, I found Ozzy there.
And we just fell down randomly. We didn't even get to-
What, is this there?
Yeah, it might be because you're sanity so low.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, is this an obscene?
Let's create like some kind of a union.
You get me? So, then we're done.
We don't get to-
I create a union?
Yeah, like a trying
Okay, now this one is a soft one lads there is tellies in every room of a number of okay
Yeah, okay, okay, we need to find all these when you find it make a note of it
Of course he's got a question
Of course he's got a question
Right green zero remember that green zero
Is it L.A. again?
Honestly, it's not even the fucking blindness.
I'm not buying this.
Turn all the lights off for the rooms we've been in.
As you can you move please.
Yeah, if we've been in and we've found a TV then we can turn the lights off.
You're not seeing daddy's old car.
You're gonna war for daddy's poor
Show me your little dip dip stick dick
Snaps in favor 100 bucks
Great is it greens a really just seen on the up
I'm not in here that I can see you mate.
Oh my fucking god I can't see you anymore. Are we found any?
Well I'd say that we should use this power phone. He's having some fucking time off mate.
Power phone takes it out of people.
I'm probably sure it's up to two days off to five but...
I need a fucking...
Fuck yeah that would have been nice.
I'm not shooting tomorrow, it's alright.
Just enjoy mate, love it when you train.
Plus why the fuck would I let that fucking Scarlet's twine?
What do you say, Roy?
Oh, TV! TV!
Hang on a minute.
What's up?
Not here mate, TV.
Three.
Three pink, going good to know.
Three pink.
Three pink.
There's nothing to be any more here, is there?
Three pink.
No, it's alright, Casablanca.
Three pink, three pink.
Yeah, three pink.
Three pink.
And the office?
Greens there on 3p.
The background's always low key, sir.
I feel like it's going to be a scary movie, but evidently not.
Pretty good potential.
What you got about?
The backgrounds movie.
They're born out of shit.
Right.
Right.
I'll wait till you get me one.
Oh, Father, green's there on the pink three.
That's all I found so far.
No, what?
What minute do we need?
Pink four.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Pink three.
Yeah.
something fucking in the car there
something fucking in the car there
something fucking in the car there
something fucking in Jake's bed
it was me
what snap 700 bits mate
there's a blue there's a blue 8
and a yellow 6 apart right
3 8 and a yellow 5
yeah Jake found him
wait what do we take on the full plan
it's a fucking great question
I found 3 pinks in 0 3
Zero green.
Cheers, Ron.
Three pink.
Zero green.
See, I'm not this a pretty face.
Oh, it's black.
Yeah, because I love...
Yep.
It's just permanently black.
It's not.
Hey, you're gaming, sir.
Shh.
I can hear a heartbeat.
I love Jake.
I love Jake.
What are you watching?
It's all broken, bro!
Officer!
Get a man! Get a man!
You can't get him!
I've found a young man!
Time, Jay, man.
Jay, you always got a...
I'm still gonna be fucking brave.
Man, it's the real one!
Uh, yes.
Basically, what would be in Hacks right now is that's what we can see.
Oh, I've got a...
I've got a shit!
Yeah, I've got a shit...
I've got a boss everything.
I'm going to bring him back.
He says time wide B.S. and canola below him.
Oh my god, I'm not scared to go have a go at this shit.
Oh my god, other than that, do you drink this water on my client?
Oh, that's amazing.
Oh, no.
Click, if you click left on, if you click right on your mouse, that's what's in front of you.
Oh shit, I'm scared.
We didn't...
Yellow bits he's also
Yes, this camera's your walk
Yo, what the fuck is that sound?
Where are you?
I'm right here, I'm right here.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What is this?
No, no, no, no, no.
Is everything slippery for us?
Yeah, yeah, the whole part of the level.
What the fuck is that sound?
Yo, what the fuck is that sound?
Keep fucking the beacon!
Keep fucking the beacon!
find the beeper and I'll take you to a bottom
found it another one
I got it. One more.
Oh, we've got a presser in order.
Surrender! Surrender!
In my ass! In my ass! You've got to look at me!
Hey! You've got a person in order haven't we Jay? Wait I'm dead!
I'm not dead. Yeah, I'm genuinely dead. Cheers mate.
I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. Yeah, I'm genuinely dead. Cheers mate.
Cheers mate.
So what are you guys doing?
Alright guys, so find the opposite order orange first, and we'll set you free to live in the middle of the road.
What do you mean Jake? You stay here and I'll send you out of the map.
Man, what's first, the man then?
Orange.
I'm dead again, but it's alright, just keep going.
You're fucking doing it anyway.
Orange what?
Orange, blue, green.
go on Mr Glitch, over to five mate, go on the boy, thank you brother, appreciate the
five guests in a leg of the sanctuary, bruv.
Oh, he's turning on the air.
Ah!
How am I done again?
The only way to go is through the water.
Water.
Water.
Water.
I see the scouting package is here.
Right, level of pressure.
If there's a red guy near, you're gone.
Yes, we're going to wait for the red car.
I'm going to wait for it.
Oh, come on, I'm sure that's going to work for you.
But, come on, I'm going to wait for it.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
What the fuck?
Don't worry about it.
There's a blue button on the wall, it's beeping, press it.
Fuck off.
Again, again, fuck off.
Let me quit!
I survived, yeah?
Yeah, I was positive.
You're fine, bro.
Where are you going?
Press play!
Get down there, brother.
I'm a priestess, look at me!
I'm a minister!
I'm so impressed right now!
What's the matter?
What is it?
It's me, guys.
I'm a Christian, I'm a Christian, please!
Yeah, that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
We can leave!
We can't get out of here.
There's red people!
Where'd he go?
He's massive old.
Can't go any of the red bits.
Oh fuck.
I'm dead again.
Fuck off.
I don't think I am.
Yeah, I'm dead again.
Right, that'll do me for the night.
Fuck off.
I'll do me. Thank you.
Get me off that fucking game.
Right, chat.
I am going to cut that because I am up early tomorrow.
Thank you so, so much for watching right now.
I appreciate you all having a so far with the bits.
I will send you over to
Yeah.
Oh, that's not good.
Where's Reid?
There you go.
So, thank you ever so much.
Honestly, I appreciate you all.
Honestly, absolute fucking goats, man.
I'll say a few words about Rory.
He's the first time I've ever played in back rooms.
There will be no stream tomorrow.
I should be back on Wednesday.
I don't know what time on Wednesday.
All right, but thank you so, so much.
Nevertheless, appreciate you all.
I appreciate it.
I love it.
I appreciate you all.
Subscribe and appreciate you all.
Watch and appreciate all the followers.
Appreciate the pigs.
I appreciate you all too.
you are watching, appreciate all the followers, appreciate the
bits, I appreciate you all chatting. Thank you so so fucking
much. I will see you all on Wednesday. Good night. God bless
sleep tight. See you on Wednesday. Have a good one.