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09-18-2026 · 8h 48m
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Give me tonight, cause my feeling is just so right
As we dance, by the moonlight
Can't you see, you're my delight
Lady, I just feel like I won't get you
Out of my mind, I feel love
For the first time in my life
That is true, I can't die by the look in your eyes
I like it when you turn it
Cause my feeling, my feeling is just so right
Maybe, I just feel like, I feel like
I feel like I feel like I'm on the floor
of my life!
Do and do, do and do, do and do, do and do.
Ladies!
Ladies!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Hi, hi.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Happy 3 Months anniversary, James and Gwease.
Hey, how are we doing?
Ladies and gentlemen, how are we doing?
Hope you're all doing amazing.
Hope you've all had an amazing day.
It's Friday.
The weekend is upon us.
There's a delay.
Amen!
Go on, amen, you moth-bitch!
Yeah!
Go on, amen.
Go on, Amy!
Hey, thank you so, so much, Amy.
What a fucking legend.
Go on, Amy, with a 25 gifted.
Go on, Amy!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate you all, Amy. You're a fucking legend.
Hey, thank you so, so much, Amy.
I appreciate you all. You're an absolute girl.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Fucking on heaven's door.
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From the top
You're gonna fit that in touch about me. Yeah, I'm just pisses me off. I don't really give a toss
I'm really really pissed off
Oh, bro
Oh, they're only six days in.
See the ruler of an entire universe.
They're not even six days in, they're five days in.
Sunday night, Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night,
Thursday night.
They're the five nights in.
Who is the most cockiest one?
I'm really, really pissed off.
I'm fucking up, you little.
What a match in Pure 25, mate.
I think it's a live-
See the ruler of an entire universe.
Who is the most cockiest one out the girl?
Who's like really full of themselves
who would say something like,
you think he's cocky?
Yeah.
Achieve the ultimate level of peace.
Omar?
No.
Ha ha ha.
This person is deep,
and I don't think Omar is that deep.
Good to know I'm cocky though.
Love it.
What do you mean?
It's okay, I don't give a heck.
Don't give a toss, don't give a toss.
No, no, no, no, no.
And I think some other stuff I would say was wild.
You're gonna sit there and talk shit about me, yeah?
That type of shit pisses me off.
I don't really give a toss.
Actually get me the fuck out of here.
I just think she's about to have a nasty coat.
It's a lot of kid gloves that you have to put on
to have conversations with people here.
You can't just say it.
It's like you killed them or stabbed them.
I'm just pushing them aside.
I'm really, really, really...
You can leave.
Really?
He's tough.
I'm fucking up!
You're gonna sit there and talk shit about me.
I tell you what, what a fucking first episode to react to.
Oh my god, it's gonna fucking go off.
You don't have to do it.
But you have been bearded.
You're doing great. You're doing great.
You're doing great. You don't have to do it.
You don't have to do it.
We have been bearded.
Yeah, you have to do it.
You have to do it. You have to do it.
Really give a toss. I'm really really pissed off
The viewing public have been voting
Is will now
Unbelievable and also
I'm very proud of me new six up. I'm very proud of it
I'm 300k oh my god get the fuck it I thought it bombed bro my phone's not
dating I thought with them like 1,000 views
I'm 300k no way this is unbelievable
I'll put my things on the conveyor don't worry about that we're just making a
documentary only put the things on the conveyor belt
No, not the basket, just the items.
Don't put them on the floor because they have to keep bending down to pick them up.
So just put them back at the end. That's alright.
But not on the conveyor at the very end.
Oh, OK. Do you scan your items?
OK.
Don't bring them to me. I move them forward like this.
So just put the beans back.
No, not in the basket. Not in the basket.
No, don't bring them to me. Just put them on the conveyor.
Look, back at the end.
No, not in the basket.
Put the beans down on the conveyor belt.
Now, get off.
No, down. Leave the beans alone.
Not in the basket on the conveyor belt.
She's not listening to me.
A little bit out of sync at the end,
but I realised it took us about ten minutes
just to film up to there.
fucking run with it. Oh, honestly, she is unbelievable, by the way. She is absolutely hilarious.
Oh, my God. This is so annoying. Ha, ha, ha. I know, right? Definitely another cashier
like myself. Clock that shit. WTIC top, thank you. And then if you've not actually seen
the proper one. I must add even more TikToks like this, I just think the fucking hilarious.
Oh, bro, by the way, Alan Partridge is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
But first tonight, some good news. On Monday's show, we brought you the story of Andrew Hannon,
confined to a wheelchair and living in a flat that had seen better days. Unable to
Are you actually giving out SC or are you trying to get people on? No, I'm actually giving out mate
But because you said that I feel like you're only a to win it and not watch the stream
So you won't be winning in any way charlie so you can probably leave
Cheers to that mate
We have got
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code scan that you get a code right so we've got loads of them codes to give
away as well from the from the cans thanks to Red Bull so yeah massive
massive chance of Red Bull we'll give away them soon don't worry oh get a phone
call from London that's all I could I've not ordered anything
before the refurb, he faced the prospect of moving home, but that wasn't the life of you,
it's got wind a bit.
And boy did they run around, painters, decorators, builders, many of the British, carpet layers,
gardeners.
Okay, that's hilarious.
But I'll put it out with the question, what is the best thing, what's the best thing
of all?
So far we've got to Skyplus.
Oh is it me? That's why you're ringing me.
I know, okay, can you just get me out of here for a minute.
It was a dream of mine.
Er, 291, 085.
How have you done that?
What is that?
Is that our?
291, 085.
Yeah, thanks mate.
Er, a cup of Brazil nuts.
That was amusing.
Is that the door?
Livestock, valid, and wet wipe.
Get your fucking hands off me now before I do you in your dick head!
Fucking stupid bastard! Get away now!
He stood in the front door.
What's up?
Ramacal.
Legend, legend, legend, legend.
I'm joking, it's in the box, you see me, Jay?
Just watching someone on Parcerage.
Brilliant. My mic's so low.
Is that better, chat?
Is that better, chat?
Get out.
Jocky, you're welcome to stay at your home.
Thank you.
No worries.
That's better, perfect.
That was a fascinating call from an elderly lady in Hampton.
Let's have some more.
Line two.
The first mile of a newborn.
Ah, who could not like that?
Who could not like that, though?
Herod.
Yes, Herod.
That's right, because he was a baby killer.
He enjoyed...
Yes, he could, lots of babies.
He did.
We don't like him.
Line four, Sean.
Oh, it's got to be.
It's got to be your radio show, Alan.
Oh, yeah.
I don't have no need to.
I can say you've saved me a lot of money on toilet paper now,
because you've already done the job for me.
Is it because of your hair?
You're a hard slicker.
Yeah.
Well, I can see it's simple.
Line six, Stuart.
It's slow spread.
What about slow spread?
Slow spread is the best thing, isn't it?
That's what people say.
They say, it's the best thing.
Slow spread is?
Well, that's a phrase, but it's not actually the best thing, is it?
Do I have a t-shirt?
No, no, of course you can't. That's just a turn of phrase.
Yeah, but it's the best thing, isn't it? That's what people say in this thing.
I know they say that. I'm familiar with the phrase, but it's just a turn.
It's not literally true.
Then why do people say it? It calls it true.
Because it's not.
It's the best thing. It's the best thing.
If you keep saying it, it's true. It's not going to make it any more.
We all know the phrase, mate.
phrase it's just an idiom you're an idiot no an idea I'm not an idiot you're an
idiot no you're an idiot not knowing what idiom is it's clearly confused you
because you think I just substituted the T with with an M you muppet Gimm
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or you, you, Mo-mo-mo-am.
Oh, are you good?
Uh, yeah, yeah, you're, you're a comp-ple-me-con-me.
Well, I think you're a prick.
Wait, get me a hand.
Get out. Uh, with the question, what is the best thing...
Oh, he is so funny, bro.
You're furious, aren't you? Even for a Scott.
So should everyone be, huh?
Absolutely.
A so-called developed nation, you know, letting kids rot away in these estates, huh?
When I grew up...
Chief, what was the correlation?
When I grew up, there was industry, there was factories, and shipbuilding in the Clyde,
you know, work, if you wanted it. That's not there anymore, huh?
Absolutely.
What?
Sorry.
So what happens? You know, I mean, kids fall into a cycle of crime and we let the blame at them that we did that, huh?
You don't agree?
I do
So how do we get out of this cycle? Is it education, training?
But it's bigger than that, eh?
It's, you know, it's about seeing the world from their point of view, huh?
You know, we close down and share start and football pitches and youth centres and you
You want to pay for the gift to me?
I mean, I don't know if you have any kids, huh?
Huh?
Yeah.
Well, eh, come on.
Yeah, and that's why I'm saying to the government, all you're doing is building problems for the future, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's amazing.
Because, I mean, what you're saying actually makes sense.
Eh?
Hi.
Hi. Good.
Good. Jeremy, Jenny.
No, no.
The best thing is, anyone who's sat there not laughing, I'm really sorry.
For me it's because I grew on over to Simon Denton and the Digi Wall.
We're going to do that for hours bro.
Don't just fucking come in and chat less than 25 minutes in my stream.
Tell me lots of new cheers.
Simon Denton. How?
How?
Can't do that anymore.
Good fun Charlie. Thank you mate.
What did he do?
I grew on over to Simon Denton and the Digi Wall.
Sam and Denton. How? How?
Can't do that anymore, it's Native American.
What have you got for us this time? This time.
Lovely stuff. So a lot of people have been saying that mother-in-law jokes
should be consigned to the dustbin of history.
John in Essex has sent an example of the sort of thing we're talking about.
You want to see it? I think we ought to.
There you are. I can tell it was my mother-in-law coming up the path because the mice were throwing themselves on the traps.
Yeah, I mean, pretty contemptible stuff there, suggesting that a mouse would rather take its own life than meet the mother-in-law.
It's, come on guys, we're better than that.
Isn't that all? We'd rather see it.
I think we're better.
Let's have a look.
Oh yeah. My mother-in-law worked on a whaling ship. She used to dive in and strangle them.
Don't say that the jaunty boy is, because these are old-fashioned.
Then they won't work if you don't, you've got to deliver the mouse a joke.
Please don't say they're hateful to women. That's the point we're trying to understand.
He's saying his mother-in-law's got hands on her so huge, she's able to strangle a whale.
That feels wrong.
It's insane. I don't even know where the whales have met.
Well, they don't know, but that's not the point of the joke.
It's not the point of anything. The point is that it's contemptible about women.
Anymore?
Yeah, got another one.
John again. That's it.
I saw my mother-in-law get a bit...
Being beaten up by six men, my wife said, aren't you going to help?
I said, no, six should be enough.
Um, it works.
Yeah, stop saying it works, man.
Well, that just makes me sad.
I think it probably makes you sad, too.
Yeah, no, it doesn't.
Well, how about now?
Oh, God, yeah.
Yeah.
Then I'll ask...
Very sad.
...because I agree with her, too.
I'm sorry, I'm dead, too.
I'm fucking crying out!
Oh!
Try pedestrianising this.
Okay, can you hold that pose now, Alan?
What? You're cheating!
Wake up!
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, Tom.
Now, go over to a man that looks like he sits in a dark room, eating white bread all day long.
Oh!
Bittersweet and deficient, but humor-proficient.
Who else?
Simon Denton.
Hello, Alan.
Sorry, chat. It's-it's-it's-it.
Oh!
Hi.
Hello, Alan.
Well, Simon, you've been on the hunt for wacky stories.
stories, keeping your ear to the ground like a Native American tracker, which is a tracker
tracker, yes?
This comment, love the slightly too long walkover.
I like to think that I...
It's quite so true, why did it take you so long to walk over this side?
...putting the right bed all day long.
Vitamin deficient, but she's not too efficient.
Well, Simon Denton.
Hello, Alan.
Hi. Hello, Alan.
What's up? Newsman on the hunt for wacky stories
speaking out into the ground like a native American tracker.
Big chief chuckle chops. Yes, right.
So we asked viewers to send in five stories that are on the news
and you have them in your dozens. Wow.
I was with Chuckle with Lucy and some of the guys in the office
and they are very, very good.
But we start with one, what was sent in,
I missed that part.
Oh, no, this is good. This is fantastic.
It's very funny. Now, you found it in the Sussex Telegraph,
and if we just get a picture up, we shall see.
That is No Files Found.
A2 given to everyone caused a given 17, mate.
Up there.
Down there, you found it in the Sussex Telegraph,
and that's No Files Found.
What are we doing here?
I don't know if I'm left in school again.
Come on. Say, little prayer.
Come on.
No files found.
Hey!
Can you do it without pictures?
That's better with the picture.
Have you uncut your gun to it?
What the hell do I do?
I think I'm just streaming on it.
What you looking at?
And there's a picture of a train, hence chew.
But Vandals have got involved in kind of...
I want to find the picture.
It's fine. I'll find it on my photos.
Someone bring my smart pad.
My tablet.
My tablet!
Uh...
God, that's a good picture.
No, never, Thomas.
How do you do such a thing?
It's not here.
No.
I'll do it without the picture.
It's fine. I've got it on my phone.
Right, okay, so the headline is a tulik in it and I can can you see that?
Any any this one so if you zoom in you sure
Oh, there are a couple more then we'll go
I like to think that I
Still a Nazi solution so sorry
Get to the Nazi salute, I'm so s-
Six, uh, Stuart?
It's Sly's bread.
Oh, my mental.
What about Sly's bread?
Sly's bread is the best thing, isn't it?
Oh, I-I-I...
I'm just a fan, Alan. That's not all.
You're Biggie's fan.
Yeah.
I'll show you something.
I'm going to say something.
One sound, I'm going to say something.
It took 14 hours! I've made it three times!
We're typing. Has any of you got a good island passage moment?
Just to be clear, we're taking calls on the question.
If you could make one species of animal extinct, which would it be?
And how would you do it?
Thanks, we've got a... Steve from Swaffham emails to say
I would make all flightless birds extinct
putting the world's birdseed on a shelf that's slightly too high for them to reach, thereby
starving them to death.
Thanks Steve.
We also have a fax here, thank you fax, from Callum aged nine, who's depicted his method
of execution, to describe it, the Battersea power station lying on its side with the
chimneys acting as flamethrowers wiping out the world's population of chimpanzees.
And one of them's got a little bubble there saying, oh god, please no don't burners. There it is
Very good. That is too. And finally we have a text from Ted
How did you care coming on me to talk
Morning
Things on the conveyor don't worry about that. We're just making a documentary about things on the conveyor
on you the most recent not the basket just the items
No, don't put them on the floor because you have to keep bending down to pick them up
So just to pop back at the end. That's right. West Avenue. Go on Ardeen chivalry to one mate
I was to have commented almost had him reconsidering the jungle at this point
Go on, Hario, cheer on your bits, mate. Love you too, mate.
Oh, Apple, I'm going to...
Leave on the line we have Rod. You do not get many rods.
You don't do a power rod.
A fishing rod.
A black rod. You're not black, are you, Rod?
I am.
Rod, what do you dream about?
I dream I invent a dynamo that goes on the test of dogs and generates energy as they wag.
But trapped in industrial sized wag farms, the dogs become depressed and stop wagging
and energy output slumps.
Leave on the line we have Rod.
You do not sketch many rods.
You don't, do you?
Power Rod?
Fishing Rod?
Black Rod?
You're not black are you Rod?
I am.
Rod, what do you drink about it?
I dream I invent a dynamo that goes on the tails of dogs and generates energy
as their wag.
But trapped in industrial sized wag farms, the dogs become depressed and stop wagging
and energy output slumps.
Oh, OK. Take care of yourself, Rob.
OK, bye, Alan.
And we have got Helen in Derbyshire.
I'm stuck on a ledge in this door when I can't see.
OK, this is much more likely.
What do you think that dream means?
No, I'm literally stuck on a ledge.
Oh, my God. How did you end up on a ledge?
Well, I'm walking up Kinder Scout in the Peak District,
and on the way down, I've slipped and lost my glasses,
and then I slid on some slippy stones,
and now I'm on this sort of overhanging,
a derrant move.
OK, why have you phoned us?
Well, I can't see.
I just pressed redialing it rang you, it must have been from last week when you were asking how often should you wash your towels.
Yeah, well that was a great segment.
It was a great segment, yeah.
I shouldn't have been put through.
No, no, you're through now and by George I'm going to help you.
Boy George is going to help you.
I'm taking off, I'm suspending the phone in about dreams, I'm sorry, but when a life is in danger that surely has to take precedence over what's the dreams mean.
Helen, what can you see?
Just rocking a bit of moss.
Are you hungry?
Well, yeah, bit.
Eat the moss.
I'm not sure you can eat moss.
Eat the moss.
I'm pretty sure you can eat moss.
Anyone watching?
Oh, and barbecues.
Text or Tweeters, and a lot of snooki.
Now, if I were to say to you,
Oh, no.
I like your noodle.
You'd say, I'm sorry, Alan.
And if I said,
I would simply say,
I like your noodles.
You'd say,
Oh, now I understand,
but I think you're being a little bit racist.
You'd be absolutely right,
but you'd be not...
If I was to say to you, I like your noodles.
You'd say, I'm sorry, Alan.
And if I said, I was safe to say, I like your noodles.
You'd say, oh, now I understand.
But I think you're being a little bit racist.
You'd be absolutely right.
But you'd be ignoring the fact that I just paid a very good compliment to Asian cuisine
each day this week.
I'm going to be trying a different kind of ethnic cuisine
to help promote tolerance and harmony amongst the various creeds and colours
that have drifted into Norfolk over recent years.
Today's the turn of the Japanese.
Years ago, my granddad John used to sit me on his knee
and he'd say, Alan, I hate the Japanese
and I hate Japanese food.
But if Granddad John was alive today
and I was able to feed him some of the sushi rolls,
lovingly prepared one, and a good friend,
Ando, at Miso Tasty,
and all the anger that he harbored
at having been tortured within an inch of his life
at a Japanese prison and war camp,
would instantly fade away, especially if he tried it with Anders Delightful,
a wasabi sauce, so that's on its way shortly, the time is 59 minutes to one.
Perhaps, I tell you.
What was Fox hunting? Why?
Just think it's crawls through the foxes.
That's a Philips.
You and your mates just go around big huffmeys.
Wild life, for kicks.
No, no, well, Foxes, Foxes, Foxes can be pretty unpleasant.
I think they have a very romanticised idea of foxes.
If you'd ever been in a chicken coop after a Foxy Jack.
Yes, Simon Denson.
Foxy's a thieving bastard.
It's Foxy's a human being.
And it'd be David Starking, a real git of a guy.
They always talk about the inside of a chicken coop.
But Foxy's are animals at the end of the day.
They're not evil.
They're just looking for food.
Yes, Phillip.
You've portrayed these little red dogs.
No, they're not dogs.
They're red dogs.
They're just trying to put a chicken dinner on the sofa
for the kids.
These chickens are farmers' livelihood.
Precisely.
Simon Denson, he's saying Foxy's
are screwing the farmers and meanwhile they've been offended by by soap dodging
meat dodging job dodgers. I did not say that. He didn't say that. He said you put a word in my mouth big time. Back up!
No no I'm saying Fox numbers need soap dodging meat dodging job dodgers. I did not say that. He didn't say that. He said
He's saying, whoa, you're putting words in my mouth, big time! Back off!
No, no, I'm saying fox numbers need to be controlled.
Answer him.
I just think there's an arrogance about it all.
Yeah, Sir Cecil, it looks like you guys are the red tunics and you're tight white tight.
And you think you're just a black bloody pillar?
Look, I won't deny our pageantry we take seriously, but you can't just turn up in jeans.
That's a good point.
It's not like some teenage pursuit, like the laser quest.
You can't just turn up in je- well hang on a second, hang on a second.
laser quest is not a teenage pursuit. I quest with a round table who's served in Northern Ireland.
Sometimes he gets flashbacks. I have to talk him down over a milkshake.
Society ever breaks down. You may well regret not having me to laser quest,
because the people who can't stand you go a lot.
And you're welcome.
What? I think you'd be overrun by sheer weight of numbers.
Exactly. If the working classes all rise up as one, then you are done for.
You're a communist.
We have horses.
Yeah, horses.
I'm sorry.
In an inner city war zone, we'll be all but useless.
End up roasting on a spit in the middle of the precinct.
Yeah, in some sort of post-apocalyptic vision of hell.
Yeah, where the hunter becomes the hunted.
And run, but you can't hide.
Sure you ditch your red tunic and done a hoodie.
And you blend in for a while.
But then some local grabs you and says...
I have something to say to you.
What you're about to watch is a controlled experiment.
Last one, last one, last one.
Louise, you're in the kitchen, you're making good.
And Alan, start a conversation when you're ready.
Don't overthink it.
It's right up, right?
Yeah, whenever this ends, and it's hilarious,
everyone has to spam lolz, ha ha ha, so funny.
And then what did he give away?
Louise, you're in the kitchen, you're making good.
And Alan, start a conversation when you're ready.
Uh-huh.
Originally, you can't wait to know all of them.
Don't overthink it.
Start it up, Blake.
Mm.
Smells good.
It's just a bag bowl.
I didn't mean the dinner.
You never normally come in till it's cold.
I'm sorry to go on. I just don't want you to feel like I'm complaining because I
want to spend time with you. Hey baby girl, just been out of my bike. My
motorcycle is important to me. You know that. But you know the best part of the
journey? Ride that steel horse back home to you.
Try it without the accent.
Me or her?
Okay, but...
Please!
You're in the kitchen, you're nothing to me.
And Alan, start a conversation when you're ready.
Me or her, do you like it? It's good.
Alright, if you like it, I'm going to do one more.
What do you want more?
What you're about to watch is a controlled work.
It's a low income bracket.
What do you want more, Jack?
Yes, issues of sound mind, in good health and not under the influence of any prescription medication.
Apart from something for IBS and cod liver oil as a rearguard action against arthritis
But nothing for anxiety. We both agree we will move to
Relax your jaw my assistant who's driving style is best described as flustered
Hazardancy will be taking the short drive into knowledge twice and a second the first of me talking about the flaws in her driving the second in silence and shit
Which will prove fastest
I don't know, son.
Easy, easy, Tiger.
Yeah, that wasn't bad, was it?
Easy. You're a little too heavy on the throttle.
Good one, Charlie. How are you doing well with that?
I do suffer from pedal damage.
I love you too, man. Thank you very much.
Remember, it's a three-pebble dance.
Be in harmony with the car.
The Japanese have a word for it, but I can't remember what it is.
You're in properance, a third, if you want.
I was just doing that.
You're panicking, Lin. Breathe. You're allowed to breathe.
Wrong lane. Sometimes I feel like I'm a driving examiner, you know.
When I want you to do an emergency stop, I will tap the dash.
Wait, what the f*** you doing?
After a frank exchange of views and a muttered apology, we continued the drive and reached Norwich.
I want you to do an emergency stop, I will tap the dash.
Wait, what the f*** you doing?
After a frank exchange of views and a muttered apology, we continued the drive and reached
knowledge.
This time rather than expressing myself, I'll be keeping silent and comparing the difference.
And while the atmosphere was markedly more faster, what would it mean for her time?
That's interesting.
The drive had been quicker than when I've been providing guidance, but that may have
been just her trying to make a point, which sadly voids the experiment.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What you're about to watch is a cunt.
Fucking brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant.
Oh, um...
Honestly, right, it's, uh...
This, this is fucking hilarious.
I'm not even joking.
This is honestly fucking hilarious.
Last thing we watch, and then we're on FC.
Last thing we watch.
All right, hilarious.
If you don't laugh at this, you'll never laugh in your life.
It is, trust me.
Honest reviews at the end.
Oh, the top, little bit of chest up there.
Oh, it's nice this, isn't it?
Nice little bit of spice going on in the room.
I like the energy.
I think I'm gonna be absolutely brilliant right now.
I think I'm gonna blow the roof off this fucking place.
I can feel some of you aren't sure, are you thinking?
I reckon he's going to be shitting now.
I'm going to be fucking brilliant tonight, though.
You're in for a fucking treat, Alang.
Oh, I don't know what you paid for it, Tiki,
but it's a fucking bargain getting me for this project.
Yeah, man, it's going to be good, man, I can tell.
Good energy in the room.
I'm excited to perform to you all.
I'm going to be brilliant after this.
Yeah, a lot of ruffles, a lot of ruffles.
I can feel it.
This is going to be a performance of a life time.
So we might not be thinking about be going to be that good,
maybe just fucking get on with it then,
but I'm just trying to settle me down.
It's just not easy this shit.
Nah, I'm going to get on with it now,
but it is going to be good like it, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, you're a fucking trees ale, how's that?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh yeah, yeah, this is going to be brilliant right?
Yeah he was, how do you know?
Maybe this is all he's going to do is he's going to come out here and tell him how
brilliant he's going to be then he's going to fuck off in 20 minutes.
Because I thought he was going to slap me then for everything.
Absolutely no nonsense!
Now we'll get on with it, now you have paid, haven't you?
This is going to be good, eh?
Whoa, it starts around material now, I'm not going to laugh!
Obviously just a joke, I brought loads of material later.
That's why I know it's going to be so brilliant, because I think I've got...
I think I've got something for absolutely everyone.
Ten things, Joe.
it's gonna be good this. I was a little bit late getting to the venue actually
because I was driving it, but I started laughing at me when I opened him joking.
I started crying tears and laughter so I had to pull over on the art shoulder and wait for
them to subside. So, now I'll get on with it and I'm not gonna take the piss any longer like this.
It's good to be here, it's going to be good life here, no I won't lower the weight of
the table.
I'm not going to do it again am I not going to?
Not the one I wanted that.
I'm going outside.
I'm going outside.
I'm going outside.
the one I wanted that one.
Oh, I'm going on the side.
To become American, they make you do a test.
And I will tell you this, the passing...
Wouldn't that be great if aliens came to this planet and they were black?
And they got here and they were...
you
you
you
you
you
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Moonlight don't blame it on good times blame it on a boogie
Whoo sunshine don't blame it on moonlight. Don't blame it on good times
Let me run the big game
Right winner number one
Josh Allen been following for five years go on the boy
Go on he's only ever had seven messages
What a fucking legend go on Josh
sunshine don't blame it on the moonlight don't blame it on the good times
let me scratch it off for you mate
we've got more code do not worry
Josh get ready with the get ready with the new code mate get ready when I read it out
All right, Josh, Josh, your code, 100 pound PSN, TG 3D, 8G, FN, AM 9, 9, TG 3D, 8G, FN,
8 and 9 9 there you go mate there's yours who else wants a code who else wants a code
You like mate
Fucking out we get it you doing well
I'm on 4 mil. So he is there multi-million? I'm on 4 mil. Yeah, that's cute. I think George Best is sorry.
How have you made that much by the way? Because I'm a trading machine. Oh yeah, you showed your team. No, I just, I'm just smart.
and I packed my icon.
What's his name? Torres?
Torres? That's a bit...
You taking the piss?
What?
Well...
You've got to swap that one as well.
There, Jake.
Not very nice, that's all, Jake.
Shall I read out the next giveaway card?
You can draw the winner for this one Jake go on yeah, they've got to be quick on it
otherwise I'll get it re-roll the winner
That's it.
Go on, mate.
I'll re-roll the winner.
Right.
Here is the cold.
I'll read it. I'll re-roll, sorry.
Michelle 101956.
So what does that mean for Michelle?
Michelle should be ready with a PlayStation controller and read it out.
But why can't Michelle do that quick enough?
What do you mean?
What?
What? Three to come out for Michelle. She's won.
Alright.
B3T1
9AB2
9,
Q,
4,
H.
And what you'll come to realise is how to completely fake code.
Well, what the fuck are you, why?
Here's the real code.
The actual real code.
Mum's life is the real code.
M, E,
G,
what?
What are you doing?
Don't read it.
How ever else will get it?
But you just had to do that.
I didn't.
Oh, all right.
What's she playing that man?
She playing that?
I'm confused by the question.
Now I'm joking.
Right, by the way, Josh Allen, that was just when I was giving away to the chat anyway.
Don't worry, I've already I've got you in our code.
Right, Josh, I'm going to do yours now, mate.
M E G three.
Eight.
A B.
Four.
seven, H, Q, A. There you go mate, I've said it to you Josh. And Michelle, I'll whisper
to yours now. FK5Q J3 KG. There you go, Michelle. Right, there you go.
Right Michelle everyone else has been sorted them three codes have been given out. I won't show the stream just in case
Which car I'm obviously taking the piss by the way. I'm not a fucking moron right
Thank you, no problem Michelle
Right chat here. We go daily login rewards go on anything. You sexy fuck up
990 K run chat. I
Forgot in the store that could possibly not have already opened
There was only two, no there was three you moron.
I've read the first one out, the first one was a legit code and then I met and whispered
the other two.
Who's that Timber?
Chew.
Woo!
Woo!
Now, could you please tell my cold to fuck off?
I've got messy dribbling out my nose.
It's a shame, innit, mate. That's what happens sometimes. Bad world we live in.
Any more cards later on? Absolutely. We'll do some Xbox and PC later on.
Everyone yesterday that won, I believe you should have been whispered by my mother for the code.
If not, feel free to whisper
just to make sure you get it.
We should have some codes for
in-game claiming things.
All right.
So you can claim things.
Right.
It's nearly six o'clock, Jack.
It's nearly six o'clock on the day
release of FC 27.
Let's see what's coming out.
We're hoping for no promo packs.
That's what we're hoping for.
But let's be real there's probably gonna be some
Definitely will be
Baby
How long till six fucking out
15 seconds front way back way, you know that I don't play streets not safe
Oh
Six o'clock it's six o'clock here we go
I mean
That's low key all right
Low key could be worse five gold players 180 or above and there's only five of them so
At least he's not 100 K packs to
you
you
you
you
you
Do you prefer that or do you dislike that?
For example, I'll get this Buaddi just because he's a new one to watch so why not?
I'll just get him for the sake of it.
Oh, SBC storage, there we go.
That must have been brought in now.
So I can get rid of you.
I can get rid of you.
You.
You.
Any of these I'll select if they're expensive please let me know.
You.
You.
Ooh, these have massively dropped down in, um, finger.
He's going at 8.30.
You, where's the lift?
I'll just throw him in here,
because I'm coming to you to get another one.
That's been real.
And then if you overpay, what happens?
Anything?
I'll just go for Martinez.
Anyone else selected their expensive?
I don't think so.
Right, so then, oh, and then you just go back and bang them in again.
Okay, interesting, Baalman.
You, you, you.
I didn't get, I removed her from it, so that means she didn't go in, like, which is what
I kind of like.
And then let's see, doing that, descending, I don't know, bang on.
There you go. Hold to confirm.
Yeah, I took camp out.
And then just thought that I've got him.
Okay, I don't know. Oh, I don't know.
Is that all or worse? I don't know.
That's a big change in the game, by the way.
SBCs are definitely totally different now.
That's interesting.
I think it could make it cheaper to be fair.
I think people are going to have mixed opinions on that, definitely.
People are definitely going to have mixed opinions.
But then if you go to marquee matchups, that's still the same.
So I feel like, okay, for some things, that's what they'll do, which is decent.
Maybe it's just for players only.
That's what they have to do.
And that's what they are doing now.
For players only.
It's less headache, yeah.
It is.
But then my question there is how many players is your limit because really if you just get
a ridiculous if you get like 2000 silver players can you basically get a free unreal card?
Do you know what I mean?
Can you put in 4000 bronze players?
78 plus times two.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
I mean that's quite good to be fair one more second if I went Mitchell would he be a good
one
It's a dark area in real life fucks sake
Davies
Not bad a defensive awareness level one of three
Also, that's what you end up looking like
Let's just preview Ahmad. 85 pace, okay. Oh my God, you got, oh wow, finishing goals
up as well. I think because it's capped at 79, it's a little bit, boy, it's a little
bit but Mitchell would put oh my god Mitchell would be clashing up. Look at that. 80 paces.
I reckon that would be better if we could get as well. Oh I can choose the path.
Don't think I can have them any of the United boys
Lace it all up your position. You've got to be a left back or a right back
Has to be a left back or a right back
That's a shame Not bad to be fair though, that's alright
Ahmad or Hari Hamas Yeah, Hari Hamas would be a good one
But again, that's one for my RTV, not my main account
I'm like, Hari Hamas ain't going in my fucking team
If he says, if one of Hari Hamas's positions is set in mid, I don't think you're gonna
and give it. Shall we have a look chat? Oh! I should have bought more. I'm an idiot.
I should have trusted myself. I should have trusted myself. Right, we'll do the five
promo packs for only shit ones. I was expecting worse. I was expecting worse.
Oh, Mods of Aurelionic, love that Mods, love that Mods.
Here we go.
Raphinius 7 to 800? No he's not!
Are you being serious?
Fuck off, really Collins? Sorry about that mate. You'll be alright, it takes time.
There's no way! I can't lie, this is a...
At the start, EA's FC is always good at the start, right?
This game at the minute, I really enjoy, it's sick, right?
Not even paid to save before you jump the gun, right?
But the thing that kills it are the patches.
If they leave this game now and fix minor things
like goalkeepers at the near post, right?
A little bit of a fix there, all right?
You leave the defending to be horror
because it makes people want to get better.
The patches, right?
And the packs, what, ruin it.
That is it, that is everything, that is summed up, packs and the patches that ruin it.
If they leave the game and lower the packs, it will be back.
It's as simple as that.
FC26 was fucking amazing, and so they just gave every fucker AI defending.
That is exactly what happened last year.
I was enjoying it, I was loving it so so fucking much.
And then they brought in this this patch. I was decent at defending now every other fuck was decent
And it was boring. It was one down the line. WALK OUT!
One down the line and cut back. That's a right wing
Center back. Oh, maybe French for saliva
Portuguese. Oh Ruben Diaz
Is it? Yeah, Ruben Diaz. Not bad
Go on Emma Diamonds you mad bitch, 35 gifted love, appreciate that a lot Emma you're a legend.
Thank you, thank you, thank you Emma, you're not a goalkeeper now are you do?
That's some wall.
Yes Biscoff, love Biscoff I got that.
It's now a good time to sell Raphinha, bro.
Let me check if he's 800k like someone just said he is get ready. I'm not again in my opinion
Actually could go up again. I'll do a preview pack first
Oh, I do love Biscoff. Cheers
My body to the me. Yeah, he's 640k
They fuck!
Carved to stream!
Oh fuck! Sorry, pass.
They leave fucking me alive.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Left what the other side why?
I think you'll put that down.
Two, five, back.
No, you're not taking the pitch.
give it five seconds that's why we're fucking
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
that's why we're fucking
boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
there we go
right, so
this by the way when it plugged in it lights up
will be unbelievable
it'll be fucking sick on that cover, see
the little thing that locks underneath it
that's the fridge oh my god look it oh my god got Red Bull Tuck shop oh my god
these should be the drawers I think
Right, here we go.
Get out my drawers.
Whoa, careful, easy tiger.
The drawers are there. What's in here?
Right.
Oh my god, I'm gone.
By the way, if this actually generally, this fridge generally locked, I'm fucking cooked.
I'm so cooking.
Oh my god, we've got a red, we've got a red bulltuck shot.
Oh my fucking god.
Jack, we are fucking making money today.
But, aw mate, we are on it.
Just in case I want to label prices, we can do that later.
table that definitely can get ain't done
100%
oh my god I've got my own tuck shop actually
I can put more than rebel in
only food, only drinks will be rebel
right
I think we're good you know
that can be done later, that's my key I'll put that down
the plug though, fuck
what are you saying chat
GG getting smashed there, that won't be
See, I need an extension to put into the extension.
Now, rule is the number one that you don't normally do that.
But unfortunately, I've not really got choice.
Sure, I need an extension.
Someone would have an extension here.
Mmm.
I'm sure I did that wrong.
Thank you, brother.
Have you got an extension lead, James?
Are you eating?
Tackle.
More hunger?
I don't have an extension lead.
What is that?
What is that?
No matter
What's that?
Meat
Tortilla
And lettuce
Enjoy
I love that, it's got a bless
Spiteful, angine, fucking bastard
Ease on this horrible
What lights are these though?
Oh, it's further whole house.
What knows these lights I've just turned on?
Intercom, what?
Masterbed, bed off. Master on.
Thank you.
Well the other than being out there, an extension lead.
me out actually got one here I could just borrow for now easy way
back and on the wall
WB know in the chat for letting us use it
WB know in the chat what a guy what a guy
check the fucking game
Now, come on, else, or this will just be ready if the stream just currently stops, I'm dead.
I want to keep it out of the way you see, so if we put it there, you can bang it on there
and then we bring the wire around the back
in a bit further up.
Then we turn the back of the fridge.
We'll get it in the foot.
Ow.
Oh, I've got more training.
Can you tilt it towards you a bit please, Chas?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Hang on.
Oh, it's on.
Yeah.
And then drop it.
Oh, hang on.
I'm not going to show a check yet.
Oh that is sick. Look at that bad boy. Oh my god that looks sick on myself. Oh my god
that looks so good. That looks fucking mint. Aura. Unlimited aura. Right. Now then. Leave
all that air now these tags I'm pretty sure it's got the inside on it.
All wrong side.
Gif, I just...
There you go. I'm in the top two.
Well, I'm gone.
Made it there.
No.
There.
And there, you get a railing.
Who's fucking bellying me?
Yes, legend! How you doing, Pino? You alright?
Yeah, hello. How you doing?
You alright, Pino?
Yeah, it's Morgan, you alright?
Hey, I'm fucking brilliant, mate. How are you?
Yeah, I'm very good. Just a German and a box.
Aww, they don't make you like you, mate. How do you manage that one?
I've borrowed it mate.
It does cover a fee.
It does cover a fee.
It does cover a fee.
It does cover a fee.
It does, it does come at a fee.
It does it.
It does to be honest with you.
You joking.
Yeah, I get it. I totally understand the bull mate.
100% mate, I get that in ASAP.
I'm in mum's ring, here we go, go.
Aimee, shall we do it? Love you alright?
Can you let me in please?
Do you mean you're going to let you in?
Yeah.
Hello?
Hello, can you let me in? I'm outside.
The bov house?
Yeah.
Why are you there?
Because you must have missed the ring. You stopped that.
I'm at my house.
Don't take the piss.
Well, I am. I shouldn't even mind today.
Can I have a window tomorrow?
No, you're taking the piss because you have to make me drop them off.
I said my winter suit might be at the bovalk you drop her at my house
Fucking milf
Right come on
She just got fried
Let me go, she knows the codes to up my whole house.
Hello?
Hello.
Who is it?
So locked.
Hey Michelle.
Hello.
Just dropping off my JD gear on me suit for winter and tomorrow
It's what does he get you what
Yeah.
I need to... finger.
Yeah.
Pants.
Yeah.
Shorts.
That's, that's, thank you.
Appreciate that a lot.
And you're out of the picture of the thing in the garden.
Yeah, so you've got, I think two weeks' time.
Oh yeah, I couldn't get that in.
Oh, fuck it up.
That's, that's the desk that you use, and that's that.
That's just one side.
I don't know what to do with it.
Wait a minute.
Fuck it up.
You could unpack it, but I didn't want to unpack it and it got ruined.
Right, that's all good.
Anyway, thank you very much, but...
Got something for you.
Follow me.
So this is off Beano's mother.
What for?
She was there in England but I was just going to give it to her.
That was about two months ago weren't it?
That I like the never.
It is, it is.
It is.
Oh, it's lovely.
I can't.
I can't believe that.
What's that candle?
not opened it yet
it is
have to be careful with that
don't start any fires
no, no
definitely not
hmm
ooh really nice
that's really nice
how long message are we going to get back and say thank you
and she's not watching
if you are watching thank you
look at that
and the funder's not there Michelle
follow me
play these washing
I'm a dog is my normal so
Right
basically what's happening is I
This baby Beckham smashed the frame
I've got a new frame to replace it
Can you are you able to do that that task please? Yeah?
Can you know no you have to know I didn't know if you have to take it with you or what?
Okay
yourself. I thought that. Should I do it? Should I do it?
Is that all you've got one shelf? No I'm installing the shelves.
That's good, don't it? Yeah, well done.
You went for the viewing? Yeah.
The viewing of the fridge? That's very nice.
you
you
you
you
you
You feel like going on holiday with me? Do you know what I mean?
It's got you in the spirit right away.
You drink Michelle, you alright?
Right now we're gassed, we're going on holidays, going on holidays.
It was watching Mamma Mia.
Alright.
Pretty cool.
Guess how much FM I played by the end of the holiday?
I'm just kidding, it's just a hell of a vlog.
38 hours? You've played 38 hours, it must have been a fucking good holiday.
It was great, honestly it was. It was absolutely amazing.
We spent our work getting a half of the holiday on your laptop.
But I did beat Manchester City 2 when we were spursed.
That's right.
With Tom, Thomas, Frank, Scraps and trust me, that was the stuff.
Yeah, but it was.
How are you downloading it on the plane?
Errm...
Yeah well, you can start on the plane.
Yeah, of course you can.
We can take over 15 minutes.
Easy jet.
You can analyse it, it's easy jet.
Normal economy seats, I know what you're trying to look for.
Is that your economy then?
Not on your level, yeah, not a comfortable character.
I'm going to play it before the plane.
Hopefully it should be good.
I thought it was going to be easy jet, do a common route.
I won't ruin the vlog for you but I'll show you one more edit bit just for you to see it.
Prefer the retop one?
Oh yeah, retop does come off in the vlog. You wanna see that or not?
Got a comment for you there, Jake.
What is it?
A compliment but it's kind of backhanded.
What is it?
You've got to admit he's a bit bent, but wow, he's hilarious man.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I'll take it.
Right, yeah, let's go.
Oh, hang on.
What is this about?
Manchester United.
What are you looking for?
Aircon?
What are we looking for?
To zoom in on that area there.
That area right there.
Yeah, there's a lot of that in this vlog if I'm going to complete it.
You've got to hold the camera out.
Unless you don't.
The United Vogs are a lot worse.
He means a lot more to celebrate.
Yeah.
Oh my god. Let me show you another cool bit.
What cool bits in this vlog?
Oh, this was the big fat meal that I had that I told you about.
Crazy.
Get off your phone!
Oh, I had to switch for the first time.
Oh, it's very chewy, isn't it?
Yeah, I worked your...
I got it there to be.
I got it there to be.
Are they for roles?
No, it's for Fetch-Up. I'm going to be there.
Do you see the two of us, you little cunt of the dish?
No, I don't think I'm going to do that.
I hate all of it. I didn't leave a crumb.
No, I don't believe you.
Oh, you see, I know you'll want to watch the vlog.
Yeah, I will.
Check this. So, basically, Ellie saw a trend
where you got trying to get out of the pool without your hands.
So I thought I'd give it a go.
This is the cold thing that we get on the way.
So that technique, it was a bit of a failure.
I bought a new one.
Didn't happen to you so early.
It did, yeah.
There we go.
Oh my gosh.
It's like a fucking dog when it's jumping.
And James, we can't, please, you can't help.
You'll tear me nipples off my cat.
He's not possible.
I don't think so.
Sorry, hang on.
I know that.
What's happening?
Jump straight up and bell and go on.
There's always you going like this.
You'll tear me nipples off my cat.
He's not possible.
I don't think so anyway.
You can't help.
It's more like a hotel, doesn't it?
It was like, it was like, it was a posh room, it was a posh room, I'm going to be completely
It wasn't an armory, I mean it was an upgraded room
Yeah, I went for the upgraded, I don't know, I'll be honest, I live in that
But, um, it's happening
Oh, this is when we found out about the tragedy
I'll finish watching that tomorrow, JK.
And I sit down.
I've got a dog, I've got a dog.
You can watch me brother. You're watching me brother?
Yeah.
You can watch that in catch up, can you?
You can watch that in fucking two weeks.
I think I've been tucked down.
Oh, is it only out today?
Yeah, it went out yesterday.
Well yesterday, yeah, I tell it all I've got here.
Well I must admit it's good for what I saw so far.
Oh thank you, I appreciate that.
No worries mate.
Do you want to see an event or something?
An event?
Yeah, that's that. Thank you.
What are you doing?
On my search history.
Rotissure Wage of FIFA 14?
Yeah, I fancied a bit of nostalgia by Amatacos.
Both boys, shaky day with Rotissure on Greece.
Now for anything.
Now thank you.
Hey, cracking job that long one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No worries, I'll try to go in anyway, I'd like to see you soon.
You have a good one, thank you.
I'll try to be on the door so you can get out.
One, yeah.
Two again, yeah.
We need to put on the bag.
Yeah.
Good one on the back one.
That's the bad one.
That's the bad one.
Where'd you get this as a long drive?
Epic Game Sider, mate.
Is it the same side as the other one?
Yeah.
Is this just a cover I can take back?
Wow, holy aura.
That has been signed by David Beckham.
Right. Is this the front? Do you peel it?
Oh yeah, you peel this.
What a shirt, by the way, that is.
You peel all the side off.
There's a lot to go in first.
Yeah, I can't do it with my nail art.
You have to put that in there, not on the top.
What's in my legs?
What's going on?
I'll take the other side.
I just want to get out of here and see you through it.
Oh, that's a good one.
there we go show the extension we go round about
I don't know, I just need to put the blitz back so that I'll go in.
I'll just show a side there, Michelle, on the one on the right, just careful of that
one, there you go.
Yeah.
I'm just going to side that down now, there we go.
No, it's not flat.
Yeah, it's not flat.
Thank you.
Nice.
No, no, we'll leave that front end there.
You need this part.
Oh yeah, you need this one.
So, yeah.
What do you like?
No, because it's already on it.
Look.
Yeah, it's a bit bent, though, isn't it?
No, I hope you like that.
It's flat.
Otherwise, you'll mess your shirt up taking all that.
Yeah, leave it.
Let it be this.
No.
What's that?
I'll take it to the shop.
You can't do it.
You might not shut, then it might be too heavy.
Yeah, it'll shut.
I don't think it will.
It'll shut.
I don't think it will.
It'll shut.
So you can't sleep, can you?
Because that's too high.
Yeah, you're just thinking how to think it works.
Yeah.
That's okay, come on.
I'm just going to have to get them all up.
I can't do it.
Just have to hold that one. That one's done.
It might hold in. I can't push it down on the heels, can't get behind it.
If you pull the frame out a little bit, it'll push that under slightly.
There you go.
I'm not too much.
You get one either side then looking.
We'll just leave it, it'll be alright.
It won't sort of fall.
You need just to get them clips in.
Yeah, I've been thinking it's only six, I've been four so it'll be alright.
You need at least one on each side, we had one over there.
Yeah, we had one over there.
Your shirt's thick.
Yeah, you just done that, Chas.
Bellend.
Well, if you talk, I'll do anything you shout at him.
Do you my fuck? Try talking.
Good, he knows. Good Chas.
You need a knife or something, you know, just to get down and pull them up.
What do you do this side?
Oh, nice.
Oh, cheers.
Oh.
What's that for?
To pull that out.
It won't work.
Mrs. Stiller.
You know.
Bless me.
Madness.
What exactly is it like that for now?
You don't know what it is.
Bless me.
Madness.
I've just had to use it like that for now.
You don't mind that?
Careful. See that side you want.
It sits.
Push up a minute.
And push that down.
Then put that over.
There we go.
There we go.
You've got to get home, haven't you?
Yeah, you've got to get home, haven't you?
I don't want to put your phone down.
Alright, just keep your mind off, please.
Here we go.
Baby's bedroom frame fixed.
I'll give you a little tour, but we can...
But I did have to put flat ones like that.
It's alright. They look really nice, haven't they?
I like the way they give me England.
Oh, England.
You could maybe tape that, tape the side and the thing down.
Yes, yes.
Thank you.
Anything else?
No, you're pretty young, shall I?
No.
Do you have a red blood, anything?
I've got water, do you've got water?
I've got water.
Oh, they drink the good shit.
It's okay, I'll just buy one.
Right.
Do you want me to let you out, or...?
Yeah, I don't want to.
So, let's...
Where's that from?
Erm, someone sent it to me.
Different innit?
I've been to you. Anyway.
On the way, let's go.
Right, it's chocolate. No, thank you.
Oh, this is going to take some time out.
I don't eat chocolate.
I'm in dairy milk. I told you to eat chocolate.
That way up to you now there.
One bit Winston, I'm going home.
Yep.
Then that's two for a buck.
What's going on?
Live eviction tonight, I think, innit?
Sheffield tomorrow.
Fuck off, it was Sheffield four.
It was a work for you, that's why I'm going there.
To do with me?
Take a car.
Ah.
Oh, for the buck.
Alright, I love y'all, thank you very much Michelle, good to see you.
I need to get out of the game.
Alright, I love you, alright, see you Chas.
Oh yeah.
Alright, stop her.
Love you.
Thank you.
Honestly, say God, just fuck off.
You fucking idiot!
Honest thing off!
Just get out!
Just get out!
Some people don't know when to just...
Shut up!
Ugh, right!
Back to me fucking fridge mate, I'm buzzing about, let's get this fucking right on there son.
I love that, that's a bit of a slant that, put it up one more, if that goes at the back
Yeah, there we go.
Is that a slant? No, it's not.
There, Jake.
This is a new fridge.
Yep, nice.
Here's your big of cannies.
Pretty good.
Get that fucking thing out of there!
Get that fucking thing out of there!
Get that fucking thing out of there!
OOOOOH!
Get that fucky shit out!
OOOOOH!
Fucky's that shit, man!
I'm just gonna go have a chocolate.
You careful?
No, I'm fine. I've got a lot of chocolate.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I want eight.
How many drawers can you get in here?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Say something nice about me.
I want you to say something nice about me.
Something else nice.
I want to hear more.
You are such a loving...
You are really good, Jake. You are consens good.
I want to hear more.
You are such a loving...
No, don't even joke and I can't recover.
Don't even, Jake, Jake.
I wanna hear more.
Jake, you're an amazing person.
You're so funny, you're so charismatic.
Your hair, listen, you pull it off
no matter what color it is.
I think you're one of the funniest people I've ever met.
Thank you.
Where'd you see me in five years?
In you in five years?
Yeah.
The top.
This line is going to the very top.
Like what kind of, like what else?
What do you look at and think as a top?
What's the top tier?
We're all doing amazing streams, we're doing six streams together.
Yeah, that's you. That's Britain all over it.
Finally joining the big leagues.
I think within three years you'll be in the big leagues.
Three's a bit much.
Two.
I don't see why not next year.
That sounds more thank you to you sir.
Thank you.
That ain't no problem.
I was only looking, I want to back to you.
That's what I like, I appreciate it, thank you very much.
What are you doing?
What are you logging out for?
I'm just making sure that can't happen.
Right, I'll be free, that is broke, hold on.
Why do you like that?
Turn the lights off.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Just like that.
There you go.
Follow the round.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, that's all right.
Can you drop it through it?
Unlock it right out.
It's got to upside down.
Look right for the top.
How's six down?
That defines the laws of physics.
Exactly what I said.
It's got to come in the drawer.
They can go up one more.
Oh, we're cooking. We're cooking. We are fucking cooking.
Jaz, stand that camera up for me somewhere. I'll put it on the floor for now.
I'm going to get me all the red door there. Come on, please.
Thank you.
one two three four one two three four five six seven eight one two three four
five six seven eight
oh my god I've got another one in there actually easy I can probably go up one
I've done it all.
Just done.
Oh!
So that's it. Red Bull can give a fridge away one day.
But again, because of the fridge, I've got a sign, so I don't know if he'd be able to...
if he'd be able to...
It's another pretty safe thing, I suppose.
it would be cool one of one two three four five six seven eight
I should have said that
I've got another two in there you don't know that
will be ready with that
not making a lot of more
Cheers, Chas.
There you go. Can does it fit?
Of course it fucking fits. There we go.
Love that!
Your local has one. Yeah, your local shop's local. Obviously they can get plenty of shops.
That's what it looks like.
Thank you.
Oh, the box.
Yeah.
Oh, no, just leave the boxes there.
All right.
Not on.
There.
There.
uh...
so what you can
that's fucking perfection for the zero
one two three four five six seven
of the book we fix it shot to Redwood night I see that the honestly they're fucking amazing
I love them and we're getting close with the skydiving as well chap we're nearly there
Skydiving. You are going to have to come on that by the way, Chas.
That's a jump out.
That's right.
I'm joking, you're not.
Do you have any intermediate, Steve?
One, two, three, four, five, four.
That's for another one, if you can show me.
Four, five, six, seven.
Oh my God, he's completed it.
I've done it right.
Are you scared of heights?
Not really but a scared of heights and juggernaut and a fucking plane or helicopter is a bit
different me.
Paddle that last one please, Chas.
You call this fridge, you fucking- By the way, I honestly, a journey will say this, the Red Bull
fridge I've got on my house, genuinely, best fridge, within about 10 minutes, and the ice
cold, but absolutely fucking exceptional.
There we go, right.
What do we stock up on?
What do we go with?
we need color as well that's the thing we need color we need variation so in
this one we've got... thankless he bearers
So here we've got sugar-free which is a massive difference maker, forest fruits, there you
You know, forest fruits, I think, can get there in the middle, bang in the middle, sugar-free,
nice and bright, grabs the consumer's attention straight away.
Straight away.
You go gym in there that week, after me, it was just more of the fact that I couldn't
get out of it.
Can I have a look?
Got to be facing forward as well, that's a must.
Is it all CD's? Have I got to be facing far? Fill that up in the dark.
Oh my God.
Hey, no, I'm going to give you sugar free. I drink sugar free. I just drink sugar free.
What's everyone's favourite flavour if you drink it?
No, if you drink it, it's going well then.
No, I said I'm allowed a two-hand order there, sir.
I mean, you can't take smack off an addict straight away.
Cherit all the vanilla.
All the iced vanilla, yes, unbelievable.
The thing with this touch shot is cash only I think.
I think I'm going to make it cash only after today.
This is a beautiful product placement.
I'm not going to have enough to go down that side.
So just bring that one forward.
That's proper that, that is proper, oh zesty lemon, normal red bull, normal red bull goes
at the top, not on my red book, you can go at the top, 100% lighter at the top, and the
the stockage from the back
there we go
100%
You have to think of these round bulls that are flying off the shelves.
I prefer it when I start from the back. I'm going to start doing that instead.
There we go, I'm going to bring the first ones for Lord.
There we go.
What the flavors have we got? Can I have a thing please, just?
I'll see you now.
Honest to fucking God.
This'll work.
Oh, blue.
Shut the fray again.
What the hell?
What the f*** you got?
What the f*** you got?
Oh, purple, there we go.
What the heck?
Freak, shall we free again?
Why is this not great fruit and blossom?
from we go for the fruit, ow, fruity ones in the middle
you got a fucking huge amount
I could let you go
I'm gonna make sure sugar-free's always on show so you know what the customers are dealing with
I reckon Chaz I want one. We did have one before to be fair.
Can always go and ask them.
That one.
Now,
what flavor should I request, Jack?
Ice vanilla is definitely getting refreshed.
Requested, sorry.
coconut as a shout coconut is a fucking great shout
It's a white one isn't it Coconut?
Cherry, watermelon, oooh!
Ice Manila, yeah.
Oh my God, we need the, erm, apple.
Apple engine, you know what?
Definitely apple engine, you know what?
Right.
Sugar-free, I bang it at the bottom.
Edward, no one doesn't mind a sugar-free.
But it's not something customers are gonna be dying for, I don't think.
if you've got other flavours that are sugar-free
Fuji apple, that's the one, Fuji apple and ginger
unreal that one
apricot and strawberry
therefore the ginger one and
some for me please, I can get that side, no problem
how many do you want?
I can trust you in a drink, you must want some of that.
Oh!
The Zero, what do you prefer?
The sugar free or the Red Bull Zero?
I prefer the Zero or the sugar free.
Yeah, watermelon, I think it's harder.
White peach is dark pink.
I have tried the white peach, it was nice.
I think zero is a bit like the you've got diet canal and then canal zero and I
prefer zero Tom that's disgusting mate so you got negative energy and do it
You have to take it somewhere else, that's a devil's dream.
How much is a can nowadays?
At least what, I reckon?
Two six, there.
It's really fine, it's not like I can't, I can't a pot.
Maybe I quit.
I'm fucking doing all my own business.
Fucking love you.
Sugar free again, I think.
Yep.
Oh, I'm gone.
who's playing tonight and it's Chelsea and Chelsea and someone Chelsea
Bunford tonight chat
one-past-seventy-five and being it being a man not refer to their not cold
mate I've done my fp I didn't do it on a string
They're bringing flowers.
I'm not putting up.
My shimming sugar free.
Sugar free, right for all this back here we've got a lot of stock of sugar free, we don't
need any more sugar free stock. Sugar free, I'll put six in a lemon but I can't imagine
I think it's going to be something else one this one
it's not one of my favorites personal bang these in the bottom there
bang these in the bottom there just because we've got normal sugar free
I had a bit of spice here at the bottom under the purple now I don't
think so to be honest I'm only going to put one of these in you're all
I'll send him to purple, right, go on then.
I'm only going to put one of these in here.
I want to pair this up with another one on the same shelf.
This one is in sugar for each sip, so it's just, I feel like this is very nice on a
summer day it is a summer addition to be fair. Couldn't nail a few of them right now.
Danny come to the bollocks if you want mate come and buy a few. Off a sale mate.
Yeah, everyone's got a price.
I need these ones at the front.
There we go, I'm happy with that.
app it is Larry look at that bad boy
I'm just thinking, the light's not on and I don't know why.
I've got a bottle out of this thing.
Oh it does here.
There's that key here.
It's got some things on the back you can turn, that's it.
I've put Q on 4.5 out of 5.
Is that it?
Hmm.
Wonder what he's gonna...
I'm going to unplug it and plug it back in.
I'm not actually going to be able to carry it out.
It's on.
Is that funny there? Why is that funny?
Bell and...
You know what, he's not coming on.
I'll put it in there.
I can get this here.
Give it ten seconds.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, seven.
You know, man.
Oh...
You're on the demo.
You're not even funny, bro.
I want me freestyling, I want me fucking playing with your motion.
Dickhead.
Yeah, man.
YES!
What?
Did you sell it for a million?
Yeah.
Oh that does look sick, Chuck.
Call this for recycling.
I love recycling.
Do you want me to spare you time?
That does look fucking good.
Sorry, I thought I'd see his chance once more. Sorry a minute.
Hey, let me see you. Yeah, I'll turn the lights off, chap.
Look at that, chap.
Go on, Emily!
Thank you for the five gifted emma, I appreciate you a lot you're a legend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And
What I'm also gonna do
You see we can set the Camelink up. Can you have a look at that for me, sirs?
Okay, that's like we're gonna use it
after all of them
Right go to
Let's go
Looks nice, thank you. Just realized I'm going to fucking touch y'all
Oh my god, potatoes
That virus looks like I'm actually going to try.
No the key.
I've got stuff. Right.
If you accept your deep thoughts I won't probably lose that kind of life.
Oh, don't you just die in the street. It's all over your bed.
Oh, shit.
Wait! So, have I been...
Wait, can I come to the studio for cards?
Oh, shall I come to the clerk's?
Oh, it does. Oh, OK. Right, then, can I pass?
What the fuck do you make it bad?
Can you insomner write about...
Oh, you're going to have to put in place.
Right, can't pass.
I know.
Oh, it's a gate, right.
So, chap, this should get us.
Hello, Duke.
You got it?
No, I'm not, really.
Oh, fuck, what are you doing?
What are you doing up?
I'm a bit pissed off.
No!
I'm a little bit pissed off.
Hold on a minute, mate.
No one can hear you.
Three, two, one.
You're back in.
I'm just a little bit pissed off.
You're pissed off?
What are you pissed off for?
Cos you've got a long out of your hand.
Well, yeah, and you?
Yeah.
But you don't look as energized as you could be.
Really?
That's what I'm saying about me.
Oh mate, I'm buzzing, speak funny you say that.
So I'm speaking to the lady from Red Bull from today.
She's sending me, right, 108 Red Bulls.
So mate, I'm sweet.
I've got like a load in there as well.
So yeah, I'm sorry for the fucking time.
Yeah, I've got some of the ones from a blind nutrition in there which she ticked me
over and then uh... and then I've reached out to you, yeah, reached out to you.
Right, okay, so that, you know, there we are.
I'm not under contract.
What happens?
When the sausage you've got at eight.
I go out of that bag it's fun. They're probably out of that
13th of August. Oh, that's when I thought you die. That's mom's out of that
Second to September out of that
Brogles and hash browns in the fridge
Rest of the day
18th of September, what's that?
I said, I'm not seeing any data, no?
No, for the answer, yeah.
Fuck, I wanted that.
One, one, one.
You're laughing for the September chicken, wouldn't you?
Ah.
Me?
20th of September, that's a good...
Well, can I show you through the chat?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You got that?
Oh.
Some good boxes there, aren't they?
Are you cursed? He's going?
100%! Yeah we can do purses.
You can mate, I'll actually do purses for you.
You can have the whole fucking case of them if you want.
What, what's final?
3.95
You know what's he doing here? He's finding the best one either?
Yeah. I'm an open belly, any final.
3.95
What quick intro there.
100%
He says, I've got some, I just want to show you something there.
You want one?
If you want one, you can have one.
Have you seen it all now?
Oh, fridge has moved. I've got feelings for every single fridge.
Close your eyes.
If you keep them close for a minute, if I think I'm off again, why is it not staying on?
No, this is going to look sick up until...
I need to count to ten.
One, two, three.
Maybe, no it's not on the upchance.
Ten.
What a company.
That's good diamond.
Wow.
That's an unbelievable company.
That's good though.
They're leaving the hat on the top.
Exactly, a little added piece there.
Full of that fridge in it.
Full.
100%.
100%.
100% for that.
I feel like I can get a man, aren't I?
What's going on?
You've got 9 pounds, 12 pounds everywhere, haven't you?
Come on.
Come on, mate.
Mate, have you ever caught one?
Really?
I've never caught one.
Probably can't have another one, so I might have a cardiac arrest.
But I appreciate the offer.
All right, listen.
Whatever you want one.
Yes, sir.
What's the catch?
There's no catch, it's been nice.
What's the catch?
It's been nice. Do you want a timeout?
No, I'm not in your chat.
I get it, I get it.
Oh, quite.
It's a fridge not a phone holder.
Nice.
Anything you want to make use of it?
Honestly, that looks fucking sick.
It looks good.
Oh, it looks really good on this.
It looks really good.
I actually have a tune here is there?
It's just out of order.
It's just out of order.
It's just out of order.
It's just out of order.
That's just out of order.
That tune here is sick.
Looks good, doesn't it?
And that's been a shit webcam.
That does look fucking sick.
Ow, that shit up my spin.
It'll be a cocky exact size just.
Well anyway, sweat to show you.
You've got to be careful.
It's just a bit of a thing.
You've got to be careful.
I've got to be careful.
I've got to be careful.
It's just a bit of a thing.
Well anyway, just wanted to show you mate.
Yeah, we're going in, and Jeeks is the only choice you need, George, best.
Have you seen how much he's going for?
How much?
1.3 mil. I've all been on to him.
Mate, I've all been on to him. There's only one way this market's going.
It's up.
And when the game comes up...
It's not staying on.
Might need another proof, then.
Right, I'm going to go and get Pato in a bit.
In a bit, mate.
Jumping this will bring your feet up.
What'll I do?
Why is he not staying up?
He's actually really...
Disappointing me.
There'll be an easy effect, I just don't know it.
Right, I'll message Red Bull about it anyway, but, that'll be it.
Fucking hell, hasn't it?
It'll be an easy fix.
Right.
Oh, I'm actually buzzing with that. I'm actually really happy with it. I am.
I'm going to have to sit down when it's turned on.
When I actually sit down, I know it's on.
one two three four need to unplug the extension it's a fire hazard I'll shoot
you fucking dick it's on a time I know I get that which shouldn't be there's no
switch inside it
no there's not
Right, leave no idea how he's pissing me off and getting on my nerves.
Fuck's sake.
I don't know why they're coming now.
Right, I need to cancel the mundering night going to Chast and I need to start my fridge
out.
Man, just put it at an extension, mains power and lock the door.
Nah, oh, they won't wear that.
Excuse me.
Oh, Jake might want one.
He's open his frame now.
Oh, did you click one of your intro?
Hello, Morgie.
Um, just wondering who you're first at.
I am, actually.
Yeah.
And you got a long knight of gaming ahead?
Yeah.
Bit of FC.
Oh, three ball over the top!
Reburso Cataloge!
Yeah, known for that, known for that.
Kick up Zombie Bomb!
Kick up Zombie Bomb!
Click that for later chat.
You're not coming with me?
Yeah no problem. Bailey, you're on shift, Bailey.
Are you still fucking pulling the stick here?
I'm a bit... I'm calling you now.
Yeah sorry, just get yourself made quicker.
Yeah, he's on shift, is it?
Is he second to you for that?
No, he's normal.
Elle, Bailey, on shift.
Oh my god! What? What?
Mate, that's pretty fucking sick, I can't lie.
There's cold that in it.
That is sick.
Whoa!
What a very aesthetically pleasing fridge.
That's what I mean, it's very aesthetically pleasing.
We're gonna get more than one, yeah.
That was sick.
You what?
You grotty fucker.
Sorry, I just need to remove that from my lungs.
mate
wow are we well, eh?
so i'm just wondering
yeah?
would you like one?
mate i would love one, can i have a purple one?
whoa!
it's locked
what?
it's locked
do you mean it's locked?
it's locked
if you want one of those, i can't open it
cause i locked it
oh look at me with my bloody tiboo bloody
i can't see it
watch this, watch this
fridge
clap
open it now
You fucking idiot obviously that's what I'm going to work for you, why'd you do it then?
Key. Key.
Well they all better take for a fridge innit?
Like a grape or something. Yep grapefruit and blossom sugar free.
Ooh what's the pink one?
It's forest fruits.
Oh which one shall I have?
Do you want my opinion? Yeah go on.
Forest fruits is a lot more refreshing, grapefruit you can really feel the energy
I'll go more refreshing because I feel the energy I should be telling you
I've always put these in here so it's a way to get a bit colder
Yeah, if that's alright. Yeah, what's with the torture methods?
Who the fuck stacks fruit and not?
So who likes fruit and getting cummed on?
Oh, I don't think that's what that is, but...
You've not shopped at this shop before?
Yeah, I've just got to find it. What, so it's your own delicacy, is it?
No, I just finished. The job.
Well, okay.
It's just been made a bit weird to send it, really.
Anyway, you let me know, or I'll come to you in about half an hour and a bit more...
You sound fresh.
...and you've got your two.
Jumping on the FC now.
Aye?
Aye, FC.
I see.
You want V1A?
I want V1A.
Are you ready now?
I want V1A if you want me.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I'm warming my chalpin now.
I've just wasted you with your balls in front of everyone.
How do you do that?
Just to show masculinity.
And a certain dominance.
Right, fair enough.
But we watch a big river.
I watch a big river.
Are you watching big river?
5 past 10.
See you there.
I'll see.
5 past 10, that's okay.
Yeah, she's at 10.
So why would I come in late?
What?
I played it five plus ten.
Oh right, are we watching Big Brother together or not?
You don't like doing that do you?
You don't like watching things with people?
Not on stream though.
Like reacting to yourself?
Like reacting to yourself don't you?
Yeah.
You're doing the card thing or some shit out of your problem.
What?
I'm looking to my eyes, looking to my eyes, looking to my eyes.
Three, two, one, you're under, you're going to give me five guesses and you're
all working in the room just because you love me that much.
Three, two, one, you're back in the room.
I'm off to you.
Oh, thank you
Love that class. Oh, don't you do your fucking job?
Right you're back now now just
Cheers mate chop man you are
Right leave me a phone's back in second fucking hello
Then if I'm the 41 so you missed it mate took down to the 27
It's coming to your attention a given 21 loopy Louise
I'm going to give it to you.
Go on, Loupie Louise.
I've got a 10 gifted before you.
You fucking legend. Thank you very, very much.
Emily favorite of five digits. Well, Benji.
Benji boy.
You're the 30 few Sahara.
You're a five.
I'm a two out of two.
Total 29 mil.
To the four XC and to the three.
Benedict to the tier one.
Best of the twenty two.
Scott to the two months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Right, let me message Red Bull, so I can get some flavors.
Jinshin check. I need help.
Black pepper McNuggets. Big archer. Quarter pounder deluxe.
Please help.
Loopy, Loopy, Loopy, Loopy, Loopy, Loopy, Loopy.
Loopy, Loopy, Loopy, Loopy.
Loopy.
Who are loopy lilies? Fair the five gift, didn't you sexy bitch?
I know, I think I fixed it somehow, so I'm buzzing.
It actually does look sick though, don't it, chat? I can't lie, it's a fucking mint.
Do you know what there is as well though, chat, right?
They had this one, but I don't think it lights up.
It might do.
I also think that's just right for the room.
They have got this one.
I've got it at my other gaff.
Petrol Pump Fridge.
Red for.
This is the one.
Like that is second. It is set.
But it doesn't actually like this bit doesn't light up.
But that bit like so, but this doesn't
It is sick, but I think that's bad just for the room. I think that is bad
Go on Sean a five to five gifted Sean. I thank you very very much love. I appreciate you a lot your fucking legend
Thank you very much Sean. I love I appreciate that
Could go sit around the club to be fair
Luke.
Louise go on lupia Louise. Thank you very much, I appreciate the five. Thank you very much and Billy fair the primer as well
Yeah, it does look a bit like you're not
Yes, fine
I
Wait what? Premium pass? Have I got that because I got the ultimate? Oh my god I don't even
know anything about this. I have got it Anna. Oh my god Anderson. Look how do you say his
name? La Croix. La Croix. La Croix by the way will be unbelievable because he's normal
card is apparently ridiculous I'm gonna go I'm gonna get Laquire and I think
Dm one day from Madrid will be fucking sick he's not playing at the minute though
Astro Dan Chibbity won Bricka Chibbity mums at the minute I reckon the Arsenal
player on this on the regular pass will be good and then that's it for the
others I don't think I can sit here and vouch for for team the ministry just
yet right chat we've got a million coins right anyone else you reckon we
upgrade or anyone you reckon we replace or anything. I'm just checking out.
You good?
You got a game? You got a game, Chajia?
You're mad good.
Oh, David Ray's extents.
Oh my God, he's exting to 80K.
Oh, I just realised, yeah, it's because he's in form.
That's an easy 80K. Thank you. Buying a 25.
Oh my God, I should have bought more.
Dot dot dot dot dot go on dot five out of five gifted to actually done I should have kept him until Tuesday
What an idiot Harlan's 250k now boy for 89 his equity case still extinct
Nah, I told you they come back down to the same price don't dinner
You best off majority of time selling him unless it's like your mouth and you know
He's gonna go up your best of disown him on the next thing towards your mallet now
Oh my god
Wow
What
Supply price range
830 K you malice I bought him a
300 500 K profit
Thank you. Thank you. I key in it. It's not bad as it done. I came he's got up 50 K
He's got up 5 K
He's gone up 100 K
He's got up triple
He's gone up 100 K trading with ginger big boys. I know I'm on about Jude Bellingham 270
I use a first owner by the way when he was 60 K. What a bargain. He's now in a fire
Remy's not on the market. The river is a mill and best is a mill and I guarantee you he goes up to about 1.8
He goes up to about a minimum 1.6 to 2 mil. Never am I selling them for that alone. That's ridiculous. I'm offended
How much are you?
How do I get ready?
gallery
That's me. I've not seen the gallery
Gallery there
Right, so then you obviously have you put points on?
Gosh you have. Oh rewards available
So let's say you've opened loads of packs, actually the one for you to do.
This is yours for everyone as well in the chat to be fair.
Go to leagues and go Premier League.
Then click when it loads.
Click triangle.
It'll fill the whole spot with your best Premier League players.
Then confirm changes, grade it.
And that'll give you XP right but when you get XP you get in gallery tokens and with the gallery tokens you get a player pick
So there you go the gallery is sick. I can't lie. It's pretty say it's a sick feature. I can't lie
Did you last was your shit again
I'm probably I think I'm still five and twenty
level 10 hero, oh no, Remi with me pre-order pack
he's not pre-ordered it bro, you're always gonna get it, why aren't you pre-ordered it?
no, because like everyone's like oh I'm not gonna get it, I'm not gonna be honest, anyone
who says they're not gonna get it, right, when it comes out of the pre-order, I'll
fucking say it, they're just attention seekers, because 90% of them still get it, and if
If they don't get it, I'll fucking fair play.
He legit got vouchers for it, did ya?
I did, and then I gave two of the 50 quid to my aunt who remade the thing to spend on it.
Where'd you get the codes from? Did I do that?
When you gave me your card, I got two to 100 quid.
Oh, what a fucking idea!
Yeah.
What's so idiotic about that?
You didn't pre-order anything, I told you.
So ready to be trying to do it with me.
Well, yeah, now you've missed out on everything.
Do you know what I mean?
Cal, this is the problem.
Is it a problem?
My ass, that's why you need to go.
Cal, Cal.
I've pre-ordered you anything.
I've got.
I think I don't think I've ever been in that.
You ever know?
But it's true.
I like about that, Chas.
So please come to me if you can help me.
I like that.
You're on point.
So OK, son.
Everything is on point!
I got it.
I got it.
Right, let's try and get the hero pack up.
Sit a bit, Chas. Thank you. See you tomorrow, mate.
Right, let's try and get the hero pick.
I'm so close to it, Chas.
I'm so, so close to the hero pick.
We need to get it, bro.
I'm not even joking.
We need to fucking get it ASAP.
We have to get it tonight.
That has to be our mission.
It has to.
Right, the derelict promos,
really shit ones which is I don't mind if you do this shit
Hey, I like it. It's worth getting them as well. I've got these squads all on the out for 33 days
All their objectives right gallery
There we go. Hello
What card what hang on
Look at it. Look at it.
Look at it. Look at it.
You're going to find again.
Thank you very, very much,
I appreciate you a lot.
You're a fucking legend.
Love.
Thank you very, very much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Love the legend.
Mike, it's going to primer as well, mate.
What?
It's cardboard.
Wow.
That's one.
Oh, that's nice.
Nice
What's it valued up
Oh
I don't think that's any of your business. Oh
Bro, what's going on with your opinion should it summer?
Right
West Ham ain't prem. He's prem. Oh, yeah, West Ham aren't prem. I wonder why West Ham's there
The room is true you run in his SES. Fuck no, all his women's stars, right Jack on the outside here
He says rewards available. Does that mean my club allows me to submit another squat? I just don't know which one
Is that what he's basically saying
One more Sunderland player, who's the highest rated Sunderland?
Liverpool, how do you know?
Brilliant, Jacka.
Why is Chazza shouting Jack?
I
Right
two point six there we go yeah I'm four and twenty but we don't care who sees
surely just open packs I'll buy enough yeah yeah obviously we can do it buying
the place is longer I'll open packs but you're not guaranteed the place you need
to go I'm saying
right up get my line and so back and later that's how it should be done soon as you're
thinking you're down but a turn things around nothing's looking up from your
down down this trailer game will turn my sound up and round up and round up
Bob's gets easier than the amount what you mean fresh out of class feeling of the game
yeah probably doesn't do it's fine on the building back in grade sundaland no
chill trip had decided project me and that kill me mhc mhc
Right, we are, we'll call it 300,000 away from getting a hero pick.
Go on, Matt, for the tier two for 16 months that fuck is on.
They don't even say you can get a GIF. I love that.
Go on, Matt, thank you very much, mate. Enjoy your GIFs, bro.
The GIF thing is actually sick from, uh, Twitter doing that.
Right, Brentford. Sure, I can get two more Brentford players.
Even if I've not got from Brentford, I can get chat.
It's got to be someone, aren't there?
Go on Keegan with the brand new tier three go on Keegan you mother
Hey, thank you so much Keegan bro. I appreciate you a lot man your legend. Thank you so much brava
Thank you, bro. I appreciate you man
Thank you, bro
That's how it's supposed to be.
Living young and wild and free.
Yeah, I know.
Now, the gifts are set in the car.
Right, Brentford done.
Objectives, there you go.
Could be something good as well, actually.
Ah, 5K, not bad.
4 and 20, you play with your feet.
It's not sort of being like we'll eat it all right. Let's be like that is it
Every time
There we go right what's it do now
I technically is five plus because I got given one that's why but yeah keep it keep it
right club right for there we go
and I don't know why
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Jorakiss is like your fucking mad bastard.
They go on now. Don't do fuck all.
Think you have a 14 mate?
Oh, highest rated.
Yeah, there's drops mate. You just gotta watch for six hours.
I was. Oh, believe you.
I would go silver, I think.
Where are the girls? Where are the girls?
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one of the girls, one of the girls
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Come on, we need a good 20k here would be good. Maybe 10, that's better than nothing.
Right, we're 200, oh my god, 210,000 away. Any other teams chat? Bundesliga. God, I
We've got a few more for Darwin, I'm not sure. Nope. Punching glad back, nope.
Right, we've got a few more for Punching glad back. That's regrade.
Not many. Two off on Bournemouth, right.
I don't know what. Plus 50,000 there. There you go. That's big, by the way. That takes
it down to like 70,000 and we're already there. Oh, I'm going to be there. I don't think that
even changed it. I mean, I don't see if it does plus 50,000.
I'm going to kill him.
No.
JTH bro this game just come out now I'm not on it yet.
Hamburg.
See you more.
You're 278,000, yeah I was however.
When you swap, you sometimes swap more players in for better ones.
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Oh my God, where does it start from?
Wait, the five.
So if I start there.
right let's start here let's do a start reveal for him right here we go number
one
English Prem is that Joe Cole I don't think it can be anything else can it I
think he's Joe Cole I could be Crouch all led licking oh oh Stephen Manning
can take the fucking piss.
Right, come on.
Veron, all right, these are fucking shit.
Right, we'll start revealing them.
75 physical.
Great head in accuracy, but that doesn't do me any favours.
That could be Peter Crouch, which, ah, could be fucked.
Oh, these are not good. Is that Crouch? Oh my God, Mackay. Oh dear. Oh, fucking dear,
oh dear. These are shit. So far, these are really bad. Oh, nice that one. Oh, brilliant
do that because I wasn't honest here. These are fucking terrible.
Okay, bad defending is kind of good because it means it can be a
fucking good hero attacker. 89 dribbling. We're off to a decent
start. 84 passing. Decent start. Oh my God.
Charisma. At least we've got one of the new ones.
What can I be honest with you? Natty's fucking shit.
Is Steve McMahon the best one we've got out of all of them?
Is Steve McMahon the best one that we've got out of all of them?
He's not new.
Five star, four star.
star.
Who's the most expensive?
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If you can I thought it was cat I'm literally like chat how many points my way from it. Oh, yeah, Varone and some guy called a Mackie
Well, I think a sub and I just told me to join no
Yeah, I said getting this product on the other one in there
Well, is it like a pack out or something?
No, mate. Just chilling chat while playing
Fee for what you can go if you want no, no, I just I just wonder if there's like an icon pack
Oh, no, if you go in your gallery and do that, you can get a hero pack.
Well, if you've got all the plays too.
How many plays do I need?
Depends on how many points you've opened, how many points have you opened?
Too many.
I've done like a hundred K and I'm like level nine, Jake.
I think I'm level nine.
Oh yeah, might as well get it done, mate, get your hero pack.
Have a look.
Is that a score now? Yeah.
How many points is it?
No, it's not. No, you know, you do, you know, as in tokens, that's why he's mixed up.
So I'll approach that differently. Don't worry, Jake. You're mistaken, Jake. Actually, it's
an objective. It's an objective.
Oh, thank you.
Jake your thick fucking numbs goal. Basically, you need to get to level 10.
What objective?
And then he gets under his undercalibre objectives
Oh Chelsea player I forgot what's the score?
Oh my god, no no the minute, bro Beno goes on the sunbeds
Is he fucking?
Yeah I saw that
Mate that's party art, that's party art for ya
He's got three milestones
Mm-hmm
Yeah I think so
Oh he gets a level 10, right
Right that's hold on, what must be nearly half time?
I had the fucking best Pepe's brah. I generally think might be top three Pepe's ever
It was that good
Right that's all done. That should be 18 tokens. Right bang
Fucking hell brah. Right I'm in tokens now. 734
Fucking back. Right I need 16
and a push 17 I've seen fours have been leaked offer the in-between a set yeah
yeah he posted it he posted himself
remember some bed change a prick and it's very well I've been off yeah yeah
oh you're about the wedding are you on about that he's got the high vis on the
high vis make they've been leaked fours of the wedding do it's going to show
you now I'd rather you guys rather just waiting for me to be honest not to
Look at that guy.
It's a sad case.
Bro, I need to do this arse, like this.
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Oh my god.
Oh this gallery shit takes too long. Congrats on the gastric sleeve announcement my bro.
That isn't my announcement.
Fuck it chat. I generally might just do this to get it done.
I just do this here. I want to get it done chat. Just take the tax
We legit told you I know but when I went on there didn't say gel Pedro was injured as well left it
Great Cory the big brothers in 14 minutes is it yeah fucking love that
Big big big moment for taste
I don't know what happens if he gets him.
He ain't got him. Not a chance.
I don't think I have either but I'm curious to watch what happens if they do get him.
Right, parting out some shit.
Probably, to be fair.
Well done, House Meads. You have unlike KFC.
Oh yeah, big problem.
Oh yeah, big problem. That must get so join.
I didn't raise.
It keeps her in your is one.
It's about to be part of time.
Oh, yeah, they get a lifeline.
Don't know.
Oh my God.
Imagine two of them get get him
right and the other person just
has to leave.
That is mental.
I think we shall stay in it.
I hope she is because she's a
problem cause I think it's more
worse for her as well because you don't want to be there. Yeah, but I'm sorry. Anyone who
done what I be there would walk. I hate this when people say I don't want to be here. You
have the option to get out. Do we hear that? Morgan, I do hear that.
Right, it's not pissing me off. Oh my God, I've got a fucking umber in me. I'm not
in my chat. Go on, loopy loo again. Go on, loopy loo. Thank you for the five again.
You fucking legend, go on loopy-loop.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, love.
Honestly, you're a fucking goat.
Thank you so much, love.
Fucking legend.
Hello?
Yeah, but there's money on the line.
Yeah, no, I get that, dude.
But it's a difference of...
I don't want to be here.
And it's a difference of...
I'm competing for the money.
Just, just, just...
Ooh, there was an issue with your lookout.
You're fucking mad.
Everyone's saying Millie to be out.
I'm not to say. Yeah, Millie, I like none of them.
Do you like? Yes, yeah. Yeah, I do like.
Well, I say, I see how your back track there.
Do you know what she said?
Yes, she's a big fan of Bob Boy's language engine, all that.
No, it was J.K. Davidson, all that.
Was it?
We're just going to lie them.
What?
I literally said J.K. Davidson, all that.
My point is, I don't understand how you don't recognize.
If you watch Bob plays yeah, that's a great point me and being I catch I mean, but yeah now I get that either
James Ray better fucking turn up a bit. Oh, no
What's it first to that?
I'm at L1, but it's not working.
If Taze leaves, viewership will drop.
It won't because they've dragged on the line of the storylines and got their attention.
Like, I probably will still watch it after he's gone,
which I would never have done in the first place.
1, J, you've got this, so...
You won't? I will. I'll whack it on in bed.
Yeah, do you still want me to
watch it on stream or is it
just enough stream kind of
motor by that point?
I'm going to win. I don't think
you will. I think the winner. I
would love Phil to win. Right?
I don't think you will.
No, boys, it's not. You can
hear me. Hello. Yeah, you're
just. Hello. What's going on?
Stream crashed. Yeah, I think
so.
My internet keeps going off in my room.
Go on mate, that is weird.
The stream's fine, it's just your ingest.
Alright, cool, it should be back now Mars, no?
Or would you call it? Sometimes you just have to restart your stream on OBS.
What's that? When your tour kit fucks up and it starts lagging to fuck.
Just go to clips, restart it on your
OBS, end lines, then go line again, it should fix it.
Alright, I think we're back.
Just as I was about to get past her.
Right.
Sleep, food, and night.
Oh, inform.
Oh, really? How much is he now?
What, inform? Is Rio's got inform?
No, he's not.
Otherwise, it'd be worth my fucking full milk.
You know what, which is what he's going for.
That's very true.
Very true.
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Unbelievable and never look it's got the match ball and your champion. See badge museum of New Zealand
Yeah, that's pretty cool
Buries playstyles are insane Wow
Right, I'm gonna go for
I'm going to go for it, Barbo.
I like this guy.
He barbells me super sub.
I've got him barbell.
I've got him barbell.
No, I don't want to feel it.
I do really like Ekateri K, but he's got to go.
Look at that.
Why?
I just got pats on you.
You can be like, nah.
Barbo's going to connect to me.
Ekateri K is 65 K now.
It was a filler spot, but I got that as you know.
If I had known that, I could have got it.
How much is it going for that, you man?
I'm a management one.
Jynx, I got for the mad.
You're now out of inception today, one-on-one.
It's sick.
Check.
Is it OK if you got breaks up?
He's just on today.
That's nice on tomorrow.
Where I'm on tomorrow.
Hold on.
Someone's got to do it in there, Jynx.
Someone's got to do it, mate.
These cats will open themselves.
200 quid. Oh my god, bro. I definitely got your mouth. I'm just out your mouth. You can just
1015 oh my god
What are you boys doing tomorrow? So you hit the card shop. Oh, you didn't jinx. I got one of them
But you have to that
Don't know
Right, it's hot. You know
I don't know. I don't know.
This hat trick looks weird.
Why the one in your mouth from museum?
I know.
Hope he gets another one.
Can I just put those but.
Oh my God, this is going to show.
He's getting a point.
So Heather.
I'll be at least what we do for a big brother.
It was we watching it in someone's very more.
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Go on, Loopy, thank you very much again, love.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, love your legend.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Bad guy.
Are you like just trying to get me to rattle her?
Thank you very, very much, Loopy, I appreciate that, you're a fucking legend.
Right for you, then.
Here we fucking go to
What a week it we have bad
Village you're faithful me
We're on to the wrong
We all have every we've had blazing rouse blossoming romance and two moles running completely
Maybe, and inexplicably, under the radar, I don't know how it's happened. Talk about House of Chaos.
I know, right?
Later, real maybe.
It's all saving up enough drama to fill a 1,000 piece luxury cheeseboard. Let me tell ya.
Yes!
Let me tell ya.
Pass me the grapes. Jo-Ann's beefing with anyone she possibly can. Frankie's been opening up, which has been beautiful.
And Rob's been busy working on his greatest hits album.
Yes!
Yeah!
You know what? I've genuinely...
Why's he a Jenniferie, mate? Doug's further 32.
feet on the internet. I'm not the mole. I just think don't complain if it lags
more than 75 minutes. Guilty. I'm streaming a million times immediately.
Now earlier this week, Tay's recruited Philip as his deputy mole and together they nominated
Millie Pauline and Rochelle to face eviction tonight one of those three
housemates will I went away but not only that taste time as a mole welcome to
an end later on in the show big brother oh Jesus I know I do live to the rest
of the house and taste will be coming out here no way we'll be staying in
there which is gonna be incredible to watch player but right now it is all
about Millie Pauline and Rochelle all three face the public bot and remember
this series yeah who goes the boat is still open to vote for the housemates
you want to evict head to itv.com forward slash forward
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Mark, we're set the task to count every sheep that appeared in the nightmare room.
Sure, I'm not going to get it dead off.
After an eventful night, Joanne and Omar counted 1,500 sheep.
Just get it. Just get it.
That's too much. There's no way.
The correct number of sheet was...
1,000...
280.
That was not bad. That was not bad.
That was really good.
That's not bad.
Leon Schisaus.
Therefore, Joanne and Oman have failed the task.
Oh, big brother.
Because of this, no one can leave the nightmaram.
I can't do another day in the air.
That man wasn't going to count.
1,200 ET individuals.
No one's an ode at you, Omar.
I am literally petrified of those faces walking in the door.
You shouldn't be.
You shouldn't be.
They're all going to walk in here with losers.
Scrapes upon their head.
It's not our fault.
It's not our fault.
It's not our fault.
It's not our fault.
Is that our fault? Is that our fault?
I can't do that. I've no time for this shit.
I don't want to be in here anymore. I feel I don't want to be in here anymore.
This is big brother.
It's like a day in the breakfast dessert.
Yay!
It's porridge.
12.15pm. For the next part of this week's shopping task, Joanne and Yasmin have been
selected by the Dreamland housemates to guess the dream ambitions of their fellow housemates.
Oh my god, he says he's a cocky slipper.
Oh my god.
He's Britney Spears.
I think Millie.
Right, okay, let's do Millie.
They must place the handle on the door of the housemate they think matches up to the
dream.
What?
A correct match opens the door, but a wrong one comes with a shot and consequence.
I'm sorry.
Tasey's all been to the countenance, dad.
Oh, why me?
They have two attempts at each door.
This is our last go.
Okay.
Meet Britney Spears.
I think Rihanna.
She had some type of celebrity fascination.
Yeah, let's go Rihanna.
I'm okay with that.
You guys are gonna get shocked.
That's his class, isn't it?
the correct answer was Charlotte second one be a cowgirl in Montana I think that's definitely
wash out yeah I think you're okay with that one okay perfect
all done girls
what's that drink tell me yes achieve the all to the popcorn ready all to a
level of peace something like that Frankie's very like in touch with like
himself spiritually
He's like never heard
Is it?
Oh, ouch
I think Samuel
Not only he speaks about his spirit once
I'm saying something like that
Okay, we'll go Samuel
You okay with that?
Yeah, I'm happy with that
I also don't remember what it says
I could say that
Go ahead, girl
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god!
I can't
Keelan, 229 mate
Jugg, Jugg, 233 again bro
I can't take it Omar
No
Just for me this person is deep and I don't think Omar is that deep I could see Omar valuing money or car or something
Yeah, yeah, no, she doesn't area. She doesn't area. She doesn't area. I don't think it's Rihanna either
I don't I think it is oh my somebody who's still very much the way he said a stuff a lot the other day
Yeah, we're gonna go with links. We're gonna go with my brother from another mother
It sounds very much like me, to be honest.
Father guy.
Ah!
Ah!
Go on, MandiQ.
222, mate.
The correct answer was Pauline.
Be the ruler of an entire universe.
I can see it.
I might say he thought it was my back.
No, Harry, he goes under the radar a bit, don't he?
A hunter.
229, mate.
No, Harry's like religious and into God and stuff, but I couldn't see him saying something big like that.
I'm also quite religious as well.
I don't. Omar?
Yeah.
I don't think he's that...
How are we doing?
I don't think so.
She's saying...
She's forgetting she's watching on Instagram.
Frankie.
I know.
Come on, Aiden. That's what he ain't, mate.
I'm talking amazing.
Thank you, mate.
Another year, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, it weren't me, though.
It's English, Frankie.
Thank you.
Frank, oh, they put you for that.
Who is the most cockiest one at the group?
Who's like really full of themselves?
Blake.
You think he's cocky?
Yeah.
But what about Phillip as well?
I can see Phillip saying something like that.
What would you want?
I just want to rule the entire universe.
Yeah, when you put that accent on it,
I can see him saying something like that.
Are you sure you didn't say that or Philips?
Philips said they deserve the shock.
Fuck a big one.
Hey, that's good.
That's a lot.
We didn't find it funny.
The correct answer was Harry.
Someone's shitting their pants.
Out of this nightmare room. We're actually never going to get out of this nightmare room.
You're going to come back to her nightmare.
You're going to come back to her fucking nightmare.
Go to space.
That's Tazis.
My girl, wherever she is, Millie talks a lot.
I bet that's Tazis.
Okay.
Oh Millie.
Let's lock it in.
Okay.
Go on Charlie, do you want to play with me?
Oh, I thought you were going to...
Go to space without rocket.
A dream token.
Okay. Get mine on my face, Liv.
I was having the conversation last night, Chalice.
Oh, Chalice's mom don't need that. Definitely will be in the right milf.
The first thing I'd do is get mum on my face left.
Okay, yeah.
Oh my god!
Yes, Min, Joanne, your task is now over.
Three, do we get something for three?
Are we just three people?
I think it's gonna be tough now, innit?
Is it just me or did the electric shocks look quite fun?
Are you?
Look at the little tingle, just what are you doing?
Electric shock?
Weird, isn't it?
Yeah.
No, remember that.
I'd break.
Whatever you've been to.
No judgment here.
Okay, after the break, we have even more house action...
Yes.
...that you will not want to miss.
We will see you in a few.
Right, non-subs, I'm going to...
I'm gonna, I'm gonna match the adverts.
Oh, guess who's back?
I'm gonna turn them off for the actual show.
Turning the ad down, there you go.
My ad is actually down.
I've 3 minutes of ads now and on, so I'll see you all soon.
Legends.
My favourite band.
Fucking raking!
Come on, get the adzins! Get the adzins!
Who's theest man?
Get the fucking adzins!
And for me, it's that moment to myself.
There we go.
We're in Telly, we're in Telly.
Your little piece of warmth.
Would you like one?
How good can a Matty's coffee be?
I see you more packs now, innit?
You stop thinking about where it's from.
Easily.
Oh, fuck, I turned it off.
Never mind.
Five pound a month worth it right now.
There you go.
For now, let's watch the Chelsea Bratmanford game.
I'm coming for you.
First team to stop Chelsea.
I'm scoring this season.
What do you hate these ads? You're carrying your sub mate.
I've got a lot of ads there for no subs. Fuck me, I've got loads.
I know mate.
You need ads. Get no ads on PS5.
What about? Fucking hell, mate.
We need to put ads on PS5. We can't get away with it. What's going on there?
You don't have an ad?
I don't think so. One minute, 30 left.
I wonder if they actually match, big brothers.
Can't still get a full call, that's really hard to know.
Ready for the afterglow, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Did James Wade win? Get the fucking wady boy.
I just need Johnny Clayton.
Oh my God, Gesie Price is freeing up as well.
I need Johnny Clayton and Lytler to win 500 quid.
Tyrell!
Tyrell!
Tyrell! Good Tyrell! Thank you very much for the five gifted mate. Mad little bastard.
Thank you very much Tyrell, man. I appreciate you a lot, bro.
Seven nil by and that is mental.
Hey Tyrell, thank you, thank you, thank you though bro, honestly, I appreciate you a lot mate.
You're a fucking legend, thank you, bravo.
For the fucking art, my, my, my, my, go.
Down to the fire, I've been a fire bird for the fire, five months mate.
And Jake Rags, two to five months as well, go on the boy, thank you mate.
I think we're going back on now.
Borrow, clear score, download for free now.
Time's up, game's not even over yet.
I
Sometimes you just want a great night in and when you've got all this to choose from
from
Faggots and the rest of the time
It's easy
Oh, that's good
Oh yeah, and you'll need broadband that's fast enough to come up to
Yeah, I got cry, I got cry as well
Like mine
It's gigafast
And that's your home evening
One meal bramford, oh my god
Sorted
Corner
Almost
That's unbelievable by the way, it is
But I don't know
Oh, and when you get them together, the price gets better
This really costs problems, yeah
To the defending team
We're gonna see a change in that
I mean, Chelsea come on and win.
I'd rather have that coach with me back.
So strong of this ground.
Look how much he really accept the Chelsea in, Suzer.
Downs go to the back post it goes.
The killer there, Hattie!
And he has to finish. Perfect timing. Perfect timing.
Well, coming out of that house tonight.
Yes, Taze the Mole will be leaving, but who is joining him?
Who goes?
You decide.
The vote is still open.
The vote for the housemate who wants it evict,
go online or scan the QR code right now.
You can pick one.
Yeah, they need it, bro.
Millie!
CHEERING
Who would you vote for, chat?
Pauline.
Oh
Michelle
Millie just really
You can go up to five times the vote closes later in the show
But now it's back to yesterday and linked as a few words to say to Joanne and Yasmin
Here we fucking go! Gonna kick off it!
16pm.
You go, you can't upload this to YouTube, by the way.
Oh my god.
There you go.
That was a task.
Shit!
You know we watched you do the whole task, didn't we?
Yeah.
Do you think we passed or failed?
Failed.
Definitely think you look failed still.
Good to know. I'm cocky though.
Love it.
What happened, Link?
What do you mean?
It's fine to say that someone's put the foot of themselves or whatever,
but I think it was like the way that you delivered that.
Oh, that's it?
It's okay.
I don't know.
What am I going to ask?
I don't know.
Well, you don't give me a toss.
Don't give me a toss.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't give me a toss.
Don't give me a toss, but you brought it up.
Link, so are you upset with me?
You didn't say anything about me at all.
You didn't say anything about me.
Okay, okay.
I'm artists.
OK.
What do you think of that, Lings?
Apparently, because I said he's cocky.
I've been saying that since he's been here.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
It's not, nothing's changed.
I've been saying that.
That's cool, that's cool.
Make a coffee, do something.
Walk around.
Mad, absolutely mad.
Are you OK?
All yous have been doing for the last two days,
I personally feel like, it's highly, highly, highly,
highly rude when you you sat there and people are stuck there whispering it makes
me feel like that's how it makes me feel we're whispering because we don't
want what we're talking about to be like everywhere because we're not talking
about anyone that type of shit pisses me off
who am I to know that you're not chatting shit about me and I sat there
kekeke with you but also from my point of view anyway I don't really give a
I'm not going to be talking about people so it's like I'm never going to look at it in a way of like I'm sat badmouthing someone else I really I don't know I live a very simple I'm really I'm really not going to do that but if that's how you're feeling then that's how it's really feeling.
That's how it's really feeling.
Yeah then we'll take that on board.
I personally just find it rude when you're whispering and I'm sat right there.
Right okay.
This is Big Brother.
Joanne and Yasmin matched three out of six teams.
What's been said?
Correctly.
This means they have failed this part of the task.
I'm just gonna stay here forever.
SHE LAUGHS
What's been said, Jack?
I'm just gonna get me the fuck out of here.
This is Big Brother. Would all housemates in nightmare land return to the sofas in dreamland?
Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness. Are you watching us? We're seeing something you did amazing.
Amazing. Amazing? Oh my goodness. Was it bad? We've seen it. We've seen bats. We're
watching Betsy on the screen.
Housemates, big brother can confirm you passed three
points. Therefore you have won the luxury shopping project.
Well done guys, well done.
223 p.m. Millie is in the diary room. Hello Millie. Hello. How are you feeling? Not bad.
Had a bit of a thing last night. We were all sitting in the loving area and Rochelle just
starts going in at me about my weight, which I just didn't appreciate. She doesn't know
who I am in the outside world. I have tried certain things. She was really bringing
me down she's had my diet in here as fucking terrible. Can't go back on this. Yeah I just
think she's a bit of a nasty cow to be honest but yeah Millie's really nice. I'm a confident
person and I just rise above everything and that's what I'm doing I'm just rising above
it but she's very like. I'll start fucking. There's no point in me ever trying to get
through her because there's no getting through her. You can't teach her an old dog new
This could influence the rest of the night in the Big Brother House. How does that make you feel?
So sad Big Brother, like if I go tomorrow I'm probably going to cry, like I just don't want this to end.
No, I want to be the first now.
I've got good relationships in here and I'm having so much fun, but I'm hoping, you know, the public and everyone else has seen what I do have to give
And that's all I can do. I'm just gonna hope for the best
Yasmin is clearing the air with links. How are you first?
And you know what maybe that was a bit of a
Role comment to make like that was rude and I do apologize for that. I appreciate that. Do you think me calling you?
Cocky
No, no that didn't get to me
I don't think being cocky is a bad thing.
No, no, believe me.
The last thing I can give a toss about is someone calling me cocky.
He brought it up straight away though.
I'm very self-sure.
I'm very sure of myself.
I'm very happy with how I am.
Very happy with, you know.
You brought it up immediately.
Me, you would get on that.
This is where...
I feel like we have been getting on.
Look, for fuck's sake, we're completely fine.
We can have a fucking dispute.
It's not an issue.
It's not an issue at all.
I just thought, like, a little bit of a type of way yesterday.
It seems like an issue.
Whisper and think, even before taking a glass.
Which is a shock to me.
Which is a shock to me.
I was like, I was going to bring it up.
Do you know, like when I was like a bit moody
yesterday morning, that's fast as shit
that I was thinking about.
I was like, everyone's just like,
kind of like whispering around me.
It makes me feel really, really like self-conscious,
uncomfortable, like.
I just don't want you to be thinking
that I'm in bed talking about you.
It's really not that.
And maybe that's happened to you before.
In bed talking, it's in bed with a bird.
It's a bit awkward.
I'm just not that sort of person.
I couldn't I couldn't give a heck to be doing that. Yeah, you know, I'm here thinking about I'm going to get spots
Come on drink
Come on
Now there's a fake rumour going round that we're going to get rid of Lynx, evidently he's still in there.
2.36pm
Chelsea and Lynx are in the bathroom.
Oh fuck it, how do we go?
Do you know what usually I would be moaning about my hair being wet with no hairdryer, but now?
I'm like...
I'm like this is amazing, thank you.
Who cares about...
my hair drying?
Ah.
Rochelle is in the diary room.
I'm not happy.
I want to do my hair!
It's not asking a lot, is it?
You've had two days that you haven't turned on that thing.
The hair, what, I just want to straighten my hair.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Rochelle, how does it feel to be facing eviction?
Oh, God, that packing is just,
and I don't know, I seem to have got more stuff.
I just don't know, I don't know what's happened.
I wouldn't give it to me half an hour before because that'll be it. I'll be I'll have to be carrying it out with me in bags
I'll be the only person that fucking gets evicted whatever and is carrying they're coming in close with them
Because I can't fit it in my fucking case they are what I can't do
I'm really really really pissed off. I'm gonna go out of here like a skeleton with no hair
Well
I'm going. Bye-bye.
I'm fucking out of the door!
Honestly.
If she's up the bitch, got on the kitchen floor, she won't eat the fucker. Simple as that.
Some of the housemates are in the bedroom.
I checked about two minutes ago.
Oh, my God!
Did you know I've just had a fucking meltdown?
We had a cut!
In the living room, the show, please, is being worked on.
Load up on the codes.
Lancashire.
Pork sausages.
Pork sausages.
Get ten packs of them.
Ten out of them, yeah.
Ten out of them.
I don't think all of us eat pork in that door.
Yeah, get ten packs of them.
I'll be mad.
Let me know when you get to the beach.
I've got the home chips on there.
Oh, get a few bags.
I can't lie.
I can't lie, I thought the whole house would be involved in this, I don't know, they care about their hair more actually, didn't they?
Dairy, this is where you're going to find the cheese.
Look at that cheese, heaven-like cheese.
Oh yeah, cheese bread is a Philadelphia.
They're from the toasts.
Yeah, we can get some cream as well please.
Double cream, I'm a double cream slut.
I reckon a good six pack of eggs.
Six, you kid.
What?
More!
I would say 40.
Put it down, he gives a fuck.
Because eggs, everyone eats eggs.
But the time is, eggs will not go to waste.
I could eat it every day.
Yeah, it was so delicious.
Greek yogurt and maybe like a little trail mix or something.
And a bagel with cream cheese.
Cream cheese is all.
We've got stuff.
Great to have you on top.
So just make sure you get a few packets.
Pauline has come to the dining room.
WFET.
Hello Pauline.
You're looking very orange.
Yeah, do you like it?
It's kind of given like, Orange is the new black, like, prison jumpsuit, Alcatraz, chic.
Can you, can you say? Sucks. And, so does of course.
Pulling, you are up for eviction. How do you feel?
To be honest with you, as much as I love my mum, I'd love to see her and everything,
but just not yet. I'm having so much fun, it's a new experience.
It's definitely one of the first things I'm doing for myself in a long while being a carer, you know
It's it can take a toll on you can be strenuous
And so I feel like there's so much more for me to give yeah, and that of course I love talking to you all the time
Oh
Pauline but also classic diving room rant that from Rochelle. I know that's it
I can't believe it, I can't wait for it all to be over.
Could be a bad time to be a nun, sub.
It's the return of the shopping list.
Oh, and the housemates might finally have rumbled tazed.
I know, stick around, we'll see you in a few.
Yeah, you bastards.
Can't run them for 50 seconds.
away with that. You got away with that.
Yes, he's back.
What am I going to say now?
I'm gonna say.
Oh, he's not gonna show us.
He's not. He's there. No one.
Enough.
Yeah.
OK, let's do it.
And now with extra tough.
Two.
Good.
Watch Brentford on the way along the 2-0.
Tiago!
That kills it to Sharda.
Maybe a chance to shoot.
Yeah, things not quite happening for...
There we go.
...Eagle Tiago at the moment.
Decision making's a bit off.
I'm going to go for Chelsea here though.
Team Mike Hemsberg.
Ato again.
And Yannick sliding in.
But we thought oh, yeah
I've heard a big river runes the most ads
Apparently the other day they own
There you go, I heard apparently big river runs the most ads apparently the other day there was only
26 or 36 minutes of Big Brother show the rest was just all ads
It's like watching NYK Chasmer apparently
really you had a bit of before and that's it for one of the fit
thank you
Taz was threatening to shit in my toilet
it's just disgusting that
what were you thinking so far?
well things like that
Rachelle's entertaining to watch but she's a fucking entitled stuck up cow
and she pisses me off right
I think Pauline
I hope Pauline goes out of everyone
even Pauline or Miller because they bring the least entertainment
but Millie's a really really nice girl. Paulie's also quite nice. What else was I going to say now?
Great interest, she's got no social skills at all. She just says what comes to her right?
Yeah I just think she's...
One final piece.
She doesn't have as many as you want me.
I just think she's fucking entitled to fuck.
Right.
trying that much when you fucking just because you can't do your acts and
bison. What do you think? He's alright. I want to see a bit more Tays with being his
father episode. Yeah. What I will say is I know he's the mole. I want to see more
Molen. I don't think we've actually seen a lot of Molen. Well I mean look at
why I have to do to be fucking mischievous. Yeah but why is he not doing any of that?
That's my point.
Like, why have you not said anything?
Each of them had, like, a secret challenge a day.
It could be shitting in someone's head and shoulders or something.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, take a shit and leave it there.
Pissing the apple juice.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Did I ever take my Red Bull?
No.
Thank you.
Oh, I've got confused.
I'll take the Red Bull.
What red bull do you have?
He's gone missing.
Well that's the line.
Why do we wear what's the line on?
What do you want me to do mate?
Just to refresh it more.
Yeah.
I'll keep the heart on.
I need to do the turn, thank you.
Thank you, man. One V1 after this, yeah?
Yeah.
Here, mate.
Ringed down it. How about just tying you out to spamming ringed down it?
Go on, Michelle!
How many burgers did you get? Fuck those two guys.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You've got to walk out oh my god, but if there's boost so what own it you know if you walk out to booze own it
How the fuck do you own a booze?
OK, OK, you guys do the booze.
OK, I'll do the countdown.
Three, three, two, one.
BOO!
BOO!
BOO!
That's right, Lord, that's right, yeah, yeah.
Shall I show you how I'll be if they boo the goal?
OK, so there we go.
All right.
Three, two, one.
BOO!
BOO!
BOO!
Let's move on. Okay, so some carrot butter. Carrot butter.
Me, I don't know. Could you explain to Big Brother what you think carrot butter is?
Carrot flavoured butter. Oh my god. I don't know. Maybe this is the vegan side.
I don't know I'm tripping sorry it's seven calories two bottles
Taze you have spent
£97.85
Oh my god, let me write that down how much 82 pounds 15 remaining to spend okay. Can we spend all of that on?
Jaffa cakes
80z quid on Jaffa Gates, he's not even gonna be there, he's fucking brilliant.
It's 53pm.
Oh my god!
The luxury shopper has arrived.
One rock of cheese, one rock of chocolate, you know what I mean?
Is that it?
Yeah, yeah, oh, I suppose.
I can't even make any pasta with cheese on.
Yeah.
So, this is what it calls, the cheese, like a sweet shopper.
I'm putting you down my thing till I go to bed.
What should I have to borrow from you?
I don't know.
I'm really ugly.
I just have to have to choose in some other way.
Some of the housemates have the mole on their minds.
I bet if you was the mole, I would not be surprised.
Yeah.
I've got like two people on my head that I think it is.
You and Rob.
Because all I'm thinking, no, take it as a compliment.
All I'm thinking is why are you here?
What do you mean why am I here?
Well, as in like you have it so good out there, you know what I mean?
And they have two pieces of clothing and I don't know who's not here.
He's got two outfit.
Shadow Assess, get him.
9.23pm.
Some of the housemates are in the smum.
If you don't mind me asking, are you with anyone right now?
No, I'm single as a J-boy.
And you should be.
He's single, wringled, ready to mingle.
You know what?
You know what?
You're coming with me on a night out to Canal Street.
Yeah!
I shall leave you alone.
You ain't coming back.
I won't be going to J-Village that night.
You like speak to someone if you're going to speak to anyone.
I'm sure you're going to fucking do that.
I'm not, no, no, no.
You're just being tough.
I'm on a man by it at the moment.
Ah, yeah.
And you're not seeing anyone now
We need get them
Yeah!
Yeah, I'm positive you take him.
He's very, very good looking.
And can I say one thing?
I know a man with tears. He is a man with tears.
He will look after you.
Omar, though, I love him wholeheartedly, babe.
I'm going to be the man in that.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm the man in that.
Are you willing to explore? I thought you are willing.
I'm always willing. Yeah.
I'm open. Good.
takes care of himself like is a man he knows how to help someone I know how to
help someone yeah we're not talking about me
who knows how to help links that was proper stuff still I should have another
drink Omar what's your type yeah I like pretty
She's pretty.
She is, um, the...
Is that it?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, do you think I'm just pretty?
I think you're a bit sneaky.
It's just a Russian image.
I think I'm funny.
Yeah, you are kind of funny.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with you, surprisingly.
He goes, there's nothing wrong with you, surprisingly.
I need to give him some tips.
I'll have a chat with him.
No, no, no, stay.
Don't leave me.
I feel like I can eat, yeah.
I don't talk to girls.
I don't talk to girls that are black.
There's nothing wrong with them in that.
There's three one down.
Joanne and Michelle are in the bedroom.
Yeah, it's a lot of kid gloves
that you have to put on to have conversations
with people here.
You can't do that.
with people here. You can't just say it. It's like, oh my, it's like you've killed
them or stabbed them. But I feel like I just, I get everything. I don't know. I've
done mixed like this. So I don't know. I think it's just a new experience and I
look at it as an experience for me to grow. I think that's how you have to
look at it too. Like you said, in your normal life you wouldn't be around
these 15 people. Nowhere would these paths ever cross with yours. But then
Pauline
Beliefs away she dresses everything never in a million years
She's one of the nicest ones
I think she's really nice she stays out of the mix and yeah, I feel you I feel like I put my foot in my mouth a couple of times here, too
Yeah, yeah
Why are you letting this get to you like that?
This cannot be the hardest thing you have faced in life.
I mean, you have all the people to come on here.
I couldn't, I just couldn't be a worse person.
You're being too hard on yourself.
You need to show yourself some great.
And that's all you can do is live your life
and speak your truth.
Be gentle with yourself.
12 or 1 a.m. Franky is looking in tears is wardrobe
Why are you got no clothes in here though?
We weren't nine years old.
Oh, I can't believe it.
I'm not sure.
Well, he's not me, bro.
Hey, what do you think about three aftershoes
to come here for three days?
Hey, guys.
Yeah, what's that?
Broke, broke. I've got to be real.
Go and check it out.
Nothing in here.
I've seen it before.
He's got one tracksuit on that.
Oh my god he could be fucked.
Oh my god he could be fucked.
I can't believe it.
Why the fuck would you not bring more?
I've got it in my intent for this.
That's enough for any of you.
I can't believe it.
Why the fuck would you not bring more?
I'm not for sure now.
It's...
It's you, too.
Why would you not bring more?
No, no, no, no.
Staying over here.
Because I cannot sleep.
It'll not be.
I'm so grateful right now.
I'm so grateful right now.
Oh, he's biting his nails. He's nervous.
He's nervous.
Well done.
I've got a minute.
Well done.
Oh my God, they've gone out first, by the way, at 9.32.
It's now 9.49, that's 17 minutes plus three minutes.
That's 14 minutes.
Great, you've been a 10 months.
Oh my God.
Mad.
I'm excited for that though, I think they could be on to it.
They definitely could be on to it.
Go on, Leela!
Go on, Leela!
He's found.
Leela's getting booed because he's in Holland versus the Dutch.
Have it.
Fucking screen.
I know he's a fucking idiot.
He's bowled at last second, hasn't he?
Last fucking minute.
No.
He's...
Ahhhh.
Yeah.
Well, it won't be funny at all if you need to take clothes.
But 3-3 didn't actually matter what they think. Oh my god, it won't hit. It's what the people
You know what I mean?
If they've got exactly what they have, they've got the absolute crap.
Yeah, potentially against...
They can't change that.
Alright.
So at least they can still have a Dutchman band.
But there is potential.
And you think they're giving himself a mind in the music?
I don't have some mindset.
Right.
I think that's a shot from the left side of the line.
Yes.
100%.
You're not untouchable.
It's the raise of the hands towards the player as you're sort of casting as he approaches
the uping.
What are we going to do?
Don't you really have to think we're going to invincible?
You what?
I think we're going invincible.
Let me just make enough of it.
Too good.
What it might do is affect Danny.
If it scored the penalty and I lost to someone.
What?
What are you looking at?
What am I hearing you about?
Surely not.
Jack's showered me you now.
It's so deep, bro.
He's a fucking idiot. Why would you want to take more clothes?
I told you all the same.
Jack's showered me you now.
We'll hate that, you know.
Oh yeah.
Like, you'll see that as you watch.
Oh my God, Brentford, 3-0.
Serious.
Please be shatter.
Oh, no, it's not.
Oh, Calvario.
Come on Luke.
How was that?
What do you say?
I watched them.
And that fuck you and what you call them is outrageous.
Does it make you feel better than United Fund now?
Yeah. Why? We've dropped points to...
17
City
Everton and home run for the way we still
Fuck
Are you about good sky slow knees? Yeah
Two or five eyes fucking boss
Oh my god, come on, Luke. Come on, Luke. Double 10. Come on, Luke.
Yes come on Luke see if he remembers back on
Probably not with the amount of adverts they fucking run
No
as you can see back on it's back on
if you believe in the tooth fairy
there's no place
oh there's the fucking god oh there we go
guess who's back big brother is sponsored by
not
I've been under cover all week, but that cover is about to be blown.
Yes, it is time for Big Brother himself.
Here we go!
Turn it off.
So let's go live to the house.
Live to the house.
That's fucking false.
Oh, god, here we go.
That was horrible, that was awful.
Ooh.
This is Big Brother.
Housemates, the House of Chaos is about to come to an end.
And so is the moles time in the house
For the last five days my secret mole. Oh my god, I wonder who I would do it is
Nominating and deceiving
Mole your time in the big brother house is up and it's time for me. Oh my god, bro. I think it's links
I can now reveal that the Mole is...
...Chains.
Oh my god, no way!
That is mad, I actually didn't even know.
What's the sport?
I'm so sorry.
Housemates, take a seat.
No, that's not to be done at all.
Housemates, take a seat immediately.
Sit the fuck down!
That's what you're talking about.
No, that's not to be done at all.
Housemates, take a seat immediately.
Sit the fuck down!
That's what you're talking about.
I think she was after me.
Really?
Even now, I didn't care.
Why are you fucking throwing up there?
You're putting me up in that!
Housemates, take a seat immediately.
Just sit down, you're pissing me off now.
Housemates, Big Brother has more news for you.
He gets to stay.
Taze, sit down.
That is not all.
I can tell you there have actually been two moles.
Oh shit.
Earlier this week, Tayce enlisted a housemate to help him on his mole mission.
This housemate jointays in nominating Millie, Pauline and Michelle to face the public vote.
Number two, stand up and reveal yourself.
Please say it brother, take it easy.
He's so good, he's so good.
It's safe brother, Phillip, take a seat.
He's so good, he's so good.
Your time in the fifth brother house is now over.
Say your goodbyes, it's time to leave.
Come on, Taze!
I'm sorry to use...
On the first day, we had to pick three
and we came up with the maddest reason.
We just did whatever we could because I felt so bad
and as soon as I'd done it, I felt so bad.
Taze, you must leave immediately.
I'm sorry, goodbye.
W says, W says.
Nice to meet you, darling.
The scoffing con we didn't take them.
Please leave the big brother house.
I'm the big brother house.
Baby!
You must leave immediately.
Go with him, go with him.
Come on, mate.
Come on, mate.
Longer dimension, we'll let you know yourself.
Tarees, you must leave the house.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's all right, it's all right.
I got some outside.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Smash it.
Smash it.
Come on.
Come on.
Keep smashing it.
Everyone beat yourselves.
You're gonna be smashed.
Yeah.
Good bye, good bye, good bye.
We've done it.
Yeah, everyone.
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
We've done it, get him.
Oh my god, here we go.
Good save!
behind you behind you behind you
see yourself down see yourself down
change your clothes you're scruffy come
one person booing as well
you're getting a full experience
one bloke I see him in a bit
Oh, threatening violence on mainstream TV live.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That was fucking stressful, you know.
What about that reveal?
Was that stressful?
It was fucking disgusting.
Yeah, even to the last minute, I was going on with it.
You were.
I know.
Dropped the acting.
You dropped your acting.
You've left your deputy mole in there, Philip.
How do you think he's going to get on?
Oh, he's going to get eaten alive.
Wait till Joanna gets all of it.
Do you reckon that he was immediately just like,
it was all taste?
Yeah, no.
It was all taste.
I didn't see it as well.
It was all me, so I'll try to take it off him.
Yeah, you took one for the team there.
I mean, that housemate's suspicious.
I didn't make the cut. Did increase.
I was going up there, then.
I mean, you were going up to the very top,
but I tell you what, what do you think went wrong?
Could it have been the trackies?
Probably my trackies, yeah. Yeah.
They looked in my wardrobe and they had two track suits,
and he was like,
you're probably not here for a long time, are you?
Yeah.
My main question, though,
is how did you actually survive for as long as you did?
Yeah. I'd like one.
Because from the outside,
You were shifting as anything!
Like, it was so obvious!
But why do you think they just couldn't put their finger on it?
I don't know. As soon as I walked through the door, links went,
Tease, what are you doing here?
So, I thought, then, yeah, I'm done.
How do you do?
Yeah, I slipped up like 100 times.
I don't think it's for me, it's eaten me alive the whole time.
How's it actually?
You're not a blackest chap.
You're stressful, you know.
He was alright taking the coconut water off the water, weren't he?
Must have really got to the poor lad.
How's he managed to survive five days?
Moll, despite telling us that he has not one single attribute, he has that would make him a good Moll.
So why did you pick him? I wanted to make it interesting. I feel like if I would have chose
one of the more quieter characters, I feel like it would have been really easy. Yeah. But I thought
he's going to give it away. So I thought he'll make it better. Yeah. Well, the first thing he had
to do was basically nominate. We kiss Brutal, you know what I mean? And we didn't have to eat rice and beans.
Pauline and Rochelle. Now that you know them all better, do you think you made the right choices?
No, I wouldn't have picked any of them really right now
No, I want to pick oh, we give us all the difficult choice to make better than you. Yeah
I don't know
First time on TV and he's going PR now would fuck it off valid reason fuck it off
So yeah, we was clutching it strong fuck off. Yeah, they're all loaded bollocks
You can't give anything that would just you think come on get them out PR
I feel like people would probably say Joanna, but she's good entertainment ain't she?
I'm fun to live with.
Sorry?
I'm fun to live with.
Yeah, I got one with Joanna too before.
Yeah, I got a 12-butt.
You got into her?
What's going on here?
Pfeifei's whipped out.
He's out on Friday.
Smith, you want to look at your fucking calendar and maybe your TV mate.
Cos he's fucking there, he's putting it out of the house.
Oh my God, I felt so guilty.
I was like, yeah, how'd I chose you as well for elimination?
Extraordinary.
You were doing something, it's that innocent face.
I mean, now that I'm sitting here opposite you, I can't believe you have them all.
Are we sure he was the one?
I had to be very...
I had to dim myself down and try and blend in with everyone
and not be too loud, not be too quiet.
I think with that bunch it's hard to be too loud.
Did you feel bad meddling with the shopping list
the shopping list, considering that you're not even going to be there to eat any of it.
Oh my good. So I meddled with it, I walked out and obviously Sam knows everything about
Big Brother, right? Yes. Yeah, he's like, quiz master. He said to me, oh yeah, the grocery
should arrive today and I was like, oh my god. I mess with the whole thing. I had to
run back and on up to what I did. Oh, what? So you went and said, I've guys have spent
nearly 100 pounds on Jaffa cakes. Yeah. They'll get through them, to be fair.
They will get there.
They will.
Save it for next week.
They don't have to order more Jaffa cakes next week.
Exactly.
I mean, listen, you were only ever going to be in the Big Brother House for a few days,
but now that you've had a taste of the house you live, would you have liked to stay in
there a little bit longer?
Do you know what I'm saying, though?
Now that you've gone a little bit longer.
Come on.
It's hard, you know.
It's really hard.
Like, I underestimated how hard it would be, like, me and Francis are down at the
night and someone was like, we don't know if we can do this.
Really?
Yeah, it was...
so hard I think it's like I don't know what's going on outside you don't know
what people's opinions are what's being shown what's not yeah and you know nothing's
going on you really think about right yeah and do you replay what you've done
in the day and you think oh how am I coming across all the days merging to one
I couldn't tell you what I did yesterday.
You did a joke on this.
I mean, you know, you said that you were in the party.
Frankie's great. Have you got a fucking different stream on us?
I'm fully funded with some of the housemates.
Who will you miss the most?
Probably Franke.
Or Phillip.
Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
Your partner in crime. Go on, find us.
I really go on with Phillip, yeah.
And who won't you miss?
You won't amiss.
I don't know you know. You want a mess?
Erm...
To be fair, I actually sleep next to Miller
and she was snoring like mad.
Horrible things to say when she's a fan.
What are horrible things to say about us?
I don't want to fucking miss in Miller.
What are horrible, horrible things to say?
Which horse are you backing? Who do you want to ring?
Oh...
She back in promoting gambling as well
Wow being sexist ain't none of the girls could we?
What's going on here Taze?
You were there for a good time
What a dickiest thing to say
Oh yes please
Best bits
Track suit number one, I'm gonna try to receive that
Same t-shirt, there's two
Three
your voice down. There's a mole in there. Is there anyone to be denied? That's what we
do. Oh, there you go. That's what they're thinking I know about something. That's what
they're thinking. Choose two housemates to join you in Dreadland. I think Tayson, Franky.
Oh, Tay, I can't believe it. Not sure. No, he's not me, bro. Sister Chamber of
Kill. There you go, same track, sir. Do I know Deputy Moe? I was saying that I
You will nominate the three housemates to face the first public vote.
What person ties the all three of them?
Yeah.
You must create a molehill on a fellow housemate's bed.
Oh, my God.
Have you done it?
Yeah.
Or didn't you know what's in the bag?
Could you explain what you think carrot flavour is?
Carrot flavour butter.
I feel like I've not been able to be myself.
It's been knocking me sick.
I feel like I'm lying to everyone.
Maybe I'm just a bit soft.
Then don't miss me big brother.
Yeah, will you miss me?
Yes, Mo.
Mo, you are dismissed.
Thank you. Thank you, big brother.
Oh!
I'll tell you what,
me and Justin from the Big Brother House, Frankie,
have actually been sharing some tea.
Yeah, don't say that. He's crying.
He's crying after your departure.
But listen, it looked like you had a great time in there.
Genuinely, well done.
Oh, don't I? I'm crying.
But listen...
I swore on live TV
It won't
I'm joking.
After the break, we'll find out who you've evicted.
So don't you dare go anywhere.
We'll see you in a few.
Like one catwalk, you're the 25 mate.
Welcome back to Nonsubz's time.
Three minutes of a different run.
Guess who's back.
It better be me.
You're not a fan pie.
Jack, I'm going to go for a piss, alright?
I've got some music, I'm going to go for a piss.
Pie, ask some questions please.
you
Didn't come this far
Started
Livin' at my mama house, we talkin' every Monday
I was tryin' to get it, I'm on
Workin' now, I'm out of traffic on the way home
And my uncle callin' me like, where at?
I gave you the keys till you bring it right back
I just think it's funny how it goes
Now I'm on the road, half a million for a show
Started from the bottom, now we here
Started from the bottom, now my whole team's fuckin' here
Started from the bottom, now we here
SOTI from the bottom allows me and they can start it from the bottom
Now we're gonna start it from the bottom
Peanut fucking here started from the bottom that we're
SOTI from the bottom allowed a whole team me
and they
you
you
you
you
you
I've got time, but you've got 30 hours to play FIFA, let's cut the shit, Morgan.
I'd give one of the ones with the jumpers up.
Do you know what I mean, sir?
I've got to get something from there.
Oh, I've got work to do.
Sorry about him.
He's a bit of a...
He's a bit of a...
Come on! Coming out tonight!
No, that's right. Will Millie, Pauline or Rochelle follow him?
Oh!
For the first time this series,
It's our day to come to the house.
Love you, brother.
Oh my goodness, he's being revealed now.
Come on, brother.
Oh, my goodness, Ruchel.
Big for the house.
Big for the house.
If it's Ruchel, that's me going.
If it's AJ and Will and your wife on ITV2.
Yes!
Great!
Do not swear.
He won't.
I'll try.
Millie.
Oh my god!
The viewer's cubs are crying.
Oh my god, I always used to say this when I watched you cry.
We can now reveal that the first housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother House
is the Big Brother House.
We can now reveal that the first house mate to be evicted from the big brother house is
Oh
Millie
You can watch the new vlog by video on the way home.
Oh my God, that's a shot.
Millie, your stay in the Big Brother house is over.
Say goodbye. It's time to leave.
Unfortunately, just...
Ah! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ah, she's off.
She's crying, not Millie, by the way.
Michelle.
Unfortunately, for entertainment, you're just too nice. Such a nice girl.
Millie, please leave immediately.
Rochelle on the other hand with her fucking high heels and a fucking £2,000 dress and a fucking make-up on her hair.
She's gonna come back to you. She can stay in there so we can fucking torture her more!
Sorry, I'm not even so good at this.
Don't get up, you're still going to get upstairs.
No, no, no. Don't even talk about it.
Milly, you must leave immediately.
Oh, right.
Bye, guys. Love you so much!
Ah!
Oh, my God, guys, it's OK!
Love you so much!
Milly, please leave immediately.
I don't even get out of love this so much.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Love you!
Love you!
Love you!
Love you!
Oh, my God, say, bless her.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Show you.
A lot of love inside the house outside here great reception. Yeah, you look genuinely shocked
I'm actually quite shocked. You didn't think it would lie.
You didn't expect to come out first.
No, but do you know what? I had the best time and I love absolutely everyone
I'm here!
One is a win! One is a win!
Yeah, they clearly have a lot of love for you as well.
I know I broke my heart seeing them all start crying.
Yeah. I think they were as short as you were.
Why were you quite so short?
Was it because you could hear the reaction from out here?
Yeah, I could hear the reaction from out here
and because Rochelle doesn't want to be in there.
So I was like...
I think it was a mix of everything.
But you know what? I've made friends for life in there, so I'm happy.
As a one, as a one, honestly, and all those things I've got in there are the reason why I was here.
I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
I had the best time so far. I was so much fun.
I'm genuinely so glad that you've had so much fun.
It's been a big night tonight. A big night of revelations.
I know.
How do you feel, you know, knowing that Taze and Philly were the most?
And were the reason that you were up for eviction in the first place?
Taze, I'm kind of putting the pieces together now, I can kind of see it, I mean...
Yeah, you can see what she's doing.
We were talking in the garden yesterday and he was just like, mm-hmm.
We were talking to him all the time, mm-hmm.
Now he's sitting back, I'm like, ooh!
Yeah.
And then, literally, like, 20 minutes before we all sat down, Philip started crying to me.
Oh, really?
He was bawling his eyes out, he was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
So he was gutted, so...
Oh, no.
I think, I think...
I didn't even realise it then, I thought he just didn't want me to go, but...
Right.
Do you want to see why they nominated you?
Yes!
Oh!
We've got that moment!
Okay.
Hello, it's Phil.
Philip, be cold, do not get cold.
Hello, big brother.
Mole, who is your first housemate you wish to nominate and your reasons why?
Okay, first housemate is Rachelle
because I feel like she's closing issues in the house with other housemates.
I don't think she wants to act like she doesn't mind going home as well.
She said to me that she's not going home.
The second one is Mila, her and Pauline have been going back and forth
and creating a lot of tension with each other over the beds.
We're also voting for Pauline.
She got quite angry at Mila due to the beds and we didn't enjoy it.
You agree? I agree 100 per cent.
Did she? What do you make of that?
I'm so cute being Pauline, she had the bed in the first night
and then the next day Pauline said I was too much of a rest of sleeper
so she was going to sleep in the chair.
And then all like... I think there was...
She was f**king fuming and dressing really nice.
D-Var was not too busy out in the garden.
Nice montage of us at the Falking Bar for idea.
He was running me this single bed, but do you know what?
It's so fine.
Thank you, D-Var.
It was such a good time and it was honestly, every man, it was amazing.
I'm happy, I'm happy.
And I get to go home to my mum and my baby and my boyfriend.
I'm happy!
Do you think now they've got to know you, Philip and Taze?
Will you regret that decision?
Yeah, I think Philip, about 100%, he looks really upset.
He was crying when I left and all that.
So I thank you.
Well, I'll look at him.
I know.
And genuinely.
And then I mind she got what's in the video.
I'm wondering if nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just, it's one of those things.
It's the first week.
No one knows each other, exactly.
The clutch and it's yours.
I mean, we've got to just chat about things very quickly.
I mean, you recognise him only after a few days.
I know.
He's been living with him.
Actually, I was like, because he said,
oh, you made a video with Jenny that was ending her lash.
And then I was like, wait, wait,
in angry gender.
I was like, oh, my God.
I was so shocked. I was actually so shocked I could not believe it.
I was shocked that the penalty didn't go with that.
I was like, oh my God, I was in love with a celebrity.
I was like, it was an honour to meet you.
Yeah.
And I'm so in honour.
You were like, why are you in this version of Big Brother?
I was so confused. I think I was okay.
You mentioned, thank you.
Yeah.
Well, it all makes sense now.
That word gets thrown about a bit easily now.
We've got it these days.
We've still got loads.
It's thrown about a little bit easy now.
Of course, Rochelle, but we're going to have to have that chat after a very quick break.
Oh, fuck off!
It's all that good stuff straight after.
Plus, we've got a massive reveal about what's going down in the house next week.
It's going to be big, so don't go anywhere.
I'm going to...
So, I'm not going to give you one point, you don't have to do anything.
There's three minutes of lucky discharge.
Never believe what your streamer said sometimes in life.
Big brother!
three minutes
George Fox and I've only just realized this now yeah I actually don't know how I feel about it.
What is Fox?
It's Teeters kicked her out tonight.
And I don't know if that can go unnoticed.
I think it's fucking disgusting.
It is, it's bad. She's done nothing but watching Support Bobboys and he gets rid of her.
Do you know what I mean?
It's bad, it's bad, it's bad.
She's a viewer of the channel. She enjoys the videos.
She's that much of a viewer. She's a viewer, I can't help it.
And he's back in her face.
He spat on the face and came out and went,
I want Franky to come to me.
Why?
You tell me.
Who said that?
Chazer.
Chazer.
What?
Chazer.
You want drugs?
No, not at the moment.
I don't think we've got a lot.
I think we've got a lot.
Just get out of there.
Just get out of there.
Come on.
Why?
Just get out of there.
It's not what you're worth.
You're not worth debating with it.
You weren't debating?
No, you mute me as well.
me as well you've just got a normal wabbit of the mind. Me? Me? Yeah, no one wants to fucking eat you go, well, the fucking mind.
I'm saying that. What? I said what's the weather tonight? I said what's the weather tonight?
You should have a little bit of a bump.
You want me to have to do this?
Yeah.
100. I'm being...
I'm going to be the medium.
I'm going to be the ref.
Well, not on the pitch, but I think in between.
I think it's got to be a pat battle.
Because he's generally down a family.
He's a generation.
I think 10 packs you build a team.
You get on the pitch.
I think that works.
I think that's how it works.
You've done an entire bloodline on that.
I've not, I've just done two of you.
I'll go.
You alright?
You alright, Jake?
I'm not really.
Jake, are you alright?
Look, another thing about you dummy woman does a morgue,
you don't fucking have C points.
What for that detached ass, I don't think so.
Yeah, you're not in that one.
I don't think so.
He's got detached.
He's got a Gary's next to it.
He's semi-
Oh!
So he's detached ass with a Gary?
Fucking conservatry. Yeah, how's your conservatry you posh bellen and your shit and it and your fucking double parent income your middle-class snob
Is it now you got same air as that fucking villain from fucking Incredibles you fucking
No
Minecraft torch you prick. He don't he looks like he looks like phone off rainbow
Yeah, you look like a shark. I'll find in the email you fat cunt. They get out
Anyway, I'm finishing the show in here. What I didn't say I'm finishing the show in here
I will put an f1. Yeah, he's both bring you down level. It's locked
For your own sake apparently that's five today chance. You say it's locked
He just touched one big tub. Yeah I don't, please.
Is this still going on? Put speakers on then.
No, I'm not showing my earphones. Alright, I'll actually want headphones.
Ah, two speakers.
That's erm... Careful. Careful. Careful.
Just don't.
all right I can't wait for Taze to get back same about shit on the bed
yeah if I were in the British room all my crew should have done that all these
should have done that you should have enough horrible horrible little bastard you get away with me much now
who you fucking I don't again I'm in the media the media that air fryer is fucked
Mate, but it's just like, oh, it's Chaz in here.
He's from Vanguardson and Gutswatch.
It's easy.
What?
He's just got moped.
Oh, it's not.
Like you fucking bedroom.
Underwood, Chivita gifted, mate.
Christiana, Chivita, three months.
You have the cheesiest polluxie.
I think I will go with you.
Oh, mate, 100%.
I'll go mate as well.
Maybe me and me, you,
do a slightly cheesier.
But obviously, yeah.
You're talking about this, you scowl.
Genuinely, bro.
You look like Geoffrey, the armor, bro.
Just chill the fuck out.
You genuinely look like...
Back on!
Big brother!
Michelle, can you do that?
Great actor.
Oh yeah, man, right?
Oh my god, oh my god, can we actually get him in?
He's back! Big brother is sponsored back!
Oh my god, can you get him in?
That's one of the worst things you get in summer care.
That's one of the worst things you get in summer care.
What have you just said?
It's Chinese as well as Chinese.
What are the Chinese brothers now? What the fuck is happening to me?
It's on the chicken wall.
He's back on! He's back on!
I'm just not a Chinese!
Now, Michelle had a run in this week.
Yeah, we said some things.
Underboard, back into five.
She's so happy.
Go on, Underboard, back into five, mate.
Yeah, I do.
Do you think she was aware of how her comments made you feel?
No, I think she just thinks I was being too sensitive,
to be honest.
Do you reckon?
Yeah, 100%.
Like, she's gone a different time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
She is, she is. She's older.
She didn't mean you like she was upset with me.
I had to just suck at her ways to be honest with you.
Ways, great. Great navigation app.
Actually, in the Diary Room, it's a big brother.
You said that you can't teach, you know, dog nutrition.
You know, how do you stay in the big brother house a little bit longer?
Do you think that you and Michelle have the power to...
Go on, Seth. She would have just left.
I don't know because there's times when Michelle got along.
Like, there's loads of times when Michelle got along.
I just think like see after that like my respect was like on the floor from up here. I didn't appreciate it at all
Yeah, I know what I see. I'm not blind
But I'm very forgiven so I think if more time is in the house
Go on Emma, favourite of five, gifted Emma.
Yeah, you was fuming them.
I was like, I was like, oh my God!
CHEERING
Why did you... You know, because you're not...
We could see at harm, but you was upset by that.
You were unleashed to Harry, which was lovely.
They had someone in there to just...
LAUGHTER
Why didn't you feel the need to say something to a child?
I'd definitely say this in trophies.
I didn't want to cause any drama like it was already too much as it was and then I think I'm the type of person
See when I get upset I get angry. I didn't want to watch out in the hard way
I went out to the garden and was like, hurry up my mother!
And I was just going absolutely mental.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I calmed down and I was like right do you know what as I'm not even going to let it get to me
I'm better than that anyways.
Yeah, well it was, yeah I mean fair enough.
It was just a little piss.
Yeah exactly.
It was, it was.
Yeah, it was.
Come on now.
So we want to know though.
Who did you feel the closest to in the house?
Because we saw you confide in Harry.
We know you got on really well with Yasmin.
Who would you say your best friend was?
Oh, Harry.
Harry.
I'm going to miss him so much.
Literally, I spoke to Harry for everything.
Literally, he was like my best friend.
Harry and Rob and Pauline, literally the three of them.
And Sam, we're like a five.
We're like wrong direction.
That's what we keep calling him.
Yeah, Harry.
And it was Rob does.
The raw Paddy, Sam and Pete.
They were like, oh, I love them so much.
Like, beautiful.
Not Yasmin.
I love Yasmin.
I love Yasmin as well.
That was like Maby Corner, like, do you know what I mean?
Like, so, yeah.
Well, I mean, you didn't get a chance to nominate,
of course, this week.
But had you sat in there to do two nominating,
either a sailor or a marco, wouldn't you?
Oh, yeah.
That's bad.
Yeah, you'd have had to have picked two.
So you think those two?
Yeah.
Give us a quick reason for each.
Rochelle, maybe we can guess.
Rochelle, we just can guess.
Yeah.
And then Omar, I mean, he was a nice enough guy, but we have nothing in common.
Like half the time, I can't even understand what he says.
Like, we just had nothing in common.
Fuck you, big or poor, man.
Like, I would say fine talk to him.
Omar was a goal.
Omar was a G.
Like, struggle to find things to say to him.
Like, I'd be like, yeah, bro, yeah, bro, you get me, bro, you get me, bro.
So I can say it.
I've got the boys saying it.
It's like he's with us.
It's like, yeah, bro, yeah, bro.
Do you want to win that?
Oh, Harry.
He deserves that.
Harry or Pauline?
Harry or Pauline, like, Pauline deserves it more than anyone in that house.
Pauline deserves it more than anyone in that house.
So between them two, I would love to see them both either one of them one.
Well, let's see.
It was short and sweet.
I was short and sweet, yeah.
We've got to have a look at you best bit.
Oh, my God, no.
There you go.
It's Millie!
No, wait, it's real?
I have Millie!
What?
That is nice.
The House of Chaos is here.
Where's the snack jar? Where's the chocolate?
Correct answer, Samuel.
I'm sick! I'm sick!
I'm making your wall.
Oh my god!
After you get a big poison, it's not back home.
That doesn't look very good.
You hey, guys!
Benz Buds. How long did I sleep? Two and a half hours?
Me.
Oh my god.
Cover that fucker!
We don't fuck with you guys.
You have failed.
I should forget, I got you.
You can't just carry.
I'm going to carry on 8c2.
I'll see what you ate.
Yeah, just like she's out of my mind.
She's out of my mind.
She's out of my mind.
She's out of my mind.
She's out of my mind.
She's out of my mind.
She's out of my mind.
Who is that?
Don't worry, mate.
He's out of my mind.
Oh
Michael a memory for life like I've got such good relationships in here like it's been so fucking good
A water rate to fuck out of the
It is time to say goodbye.
Write down and see you look good.
Oh, give it up for Millie!
Woo!
Thank you for all you did.
Thank you.
I'm helping.
I didn't remember getting up, guys.
You don't see a fucking good night.
OK, so this week Millie has been living in Big Brother's house of payoffs.
What? What?
Oh, he's going to change his team.
Oh, my God. Here we go.
Big brother will open the doors to his house of...
The messenger.
Double trouble.
Yeah, that's right.
The housemates will be paired up
and will have to do everything in twos.
And not only that, we can reveal that tomorrow morning,
the house will be getting a brand-new arrival...
in the bowl of two ex-celebrity big brother housemates.
Yes, they really are double trouble because those celebrity house guests will be,
I think you've all guessed it already, GEDWIN!
Oh my god, no way, no way!
It's gonna be GEDWIN, you're not gonna want to miss out on my goodness,
so big brother GEDWIN going in by the way, he's fucking hilarious.
from tonight's revelation of Philip as a mole.
We'll be back right here next Friday.
We'll be back in a few minutes.
I'll bring it back for you.
It's going to be Jepic!
Jepic!
Great job!
Great job.
And just like that, the first eviction is done.
First eviction, don't I?
I just don't understand how, I disappoint me that going in after the
morning coming out first with them. I just realised that's next to the Manchester United
coach that's fucking horror right there that is pretty fucking horror. Well I can
explain more if you want. Yeah yeah go on. So that's Manchester United's manager. Yeah I knew that yeah that's me and that's who I've been
time Premier League and Champions League going level. How could I get myself in these situations?
Portal Shop. Yeah, Portal Shop. IR is good. Just graft. Just graft. Yeah. I don't run
week one holiday. I didn't go on a week one holiday, I did a vlog, that was good. One
out on YouTube at the moment. Is it? I think it's your first video, innit? No, I've
I've had some bras on there.
Yeah.
We all have bras.
But it's that bad, isn't it?
Yeah.
It is absolutely fair.
Cool ties, I've always thought so.
Don't even know.
Why, bro, why do you think I reflect that?
Bro, bro, bro, let's just go back home tomorrow.
You better be streaming.
I'll belling now.
I'll belling now.
Yeah, I'll answer.
No, no, I'll belling, Dave.
I'll answer.
What's happening, bro?
I'll belling.
I'll belling.
I'll answer.
Chill, chill, chill.
Yes, aye.
Yes please. I just think what you did there to erm...
Millie.
The Millie at the end was fucking disgusting.
What do you mean bro? I thought you'd seen my look mate.
He's ringing that answer.
He won't answer it, he'll phone me in a brown envelope.
It won't, it won't let me back now.
That's what you've done mate, you don't get it back that quick.
You don't.
Trust me bro. Ringing.
That's an order.
Nah but, oh that's an order is it?
That's an order.
Funny now is it?
Funny now is it? That's an order is it?
I'm pretty fucking policy-nay.
Thanks for letting us in and watching the last five minutes with you, sir.
You're actually welcome.
Your action's recent, though.
Oh, my God.
I'm really aw-aw-aw-aw-action, just.
That'll make look like all that. It'll be funny for now.
That'll be funny for now.
Right, let's have it then.
Ring him. I'm not playing you, that's a ring him.
I'm not ringing him, right?
I'm not playing you, then.
I'm not playing you, man.
That's him, like, unbothered.
Not bothersome.
Yes, Taze, you're on stream.
Oh, no.
Aye, Taze, you're alright.
You got to be out.
Yeah.
Are you happy with your pics, to remove from the house?
Yeah.
Why did you go millie, Taze?
I don't know.
Taze, what's happened to your voice?
It's gone.
as they can hear you sounds fine to me yeah yeah can you cut the 10 for me
taste
okay cut to ten
ten
it's really you he went home tonight
it's definitely taste
sorry grunt
ginger was on the side
Did you watch Big Brother, Gran or No?
No, I didn't watch it tonight, no.
Oh, you missed it. I didn't watch it at all, no.
I've watched bits of me, yes.
Bits and bobs, yeah.
Right, sorry, do you want to say a bit louder?
Not a bit louder.
Gran?
A bit louder.
A bit louder?
A bit louder.
A bit louder.
All right then.
All right then, in private.
I'm just chilling watching God and Abbey.
Is it a new series or no?
No, it's not a new series.
Do you think they'll make it over film or no?
No, they'll make it over film now.
How did it end again?
Oh God, I can't remember now.
Oh, Maggie Smith's died, didn't it, didn't she?
Yeah, I was a good fan of her.
That was the end of it, really.
That was a tipping point for me, anyway.
That's Ben Shepherd, you dickhead.
What? Tipping point.
All right, Granny, you're at the caravan, are you at home?
Yeah, I'm at home, going tomorrow.
Oh, you excited?
What time do I meet me there?
Whenever you want.
Oh, OK.
All right, perfect.
Yeah, you're sick on that, Granny.
Have a nice time.
Do you like the caravan?
He's going to Ken there, is he nearby?
No, I think he's watching football.
He's watching football.
You know they say when the caravan is rocking, don't come knocking.
That's the one.
Are you going to any car booths, Grant?
I don't know, I think he's raining all weekend.
Are you joking?
That's a shame, isn't it?
I don't think they might be off. We'll have to see.
I don't know, I'm going to be in the car anyway, so I don't need to...
We'll see, see you in the wintertime.
Aye, we will, we will, we'll see aye.
Love you laks.
Love you.
Love you, say bye.
Bye bye.
You dirty slut.
Aye, what the fuck?
Have some fucking respect.
Aye aye, I said aye, I said that.
My granddad Ken's in the kitchen watching football.
She's there on the couch, we bloody doubt when Abbey I don't look at you, but you're in there don't you?
I haven't heard about us other things.
No, she's clearly weakened by the wolfstores and the doubt when Abbey.
I think if anything she's egging me up.
She's basically saying, come and get me.
No, she's not.
That's the vibe I got, it was, listen, easy in the kitchen, there's a reason she's told me that.
Easy, she's talking to me, yeah, he's here.
Right, let's have a bet then.
If I win, then you can't have them.
If you win, you can't be ground.
What horrible things to say.
I can have a...
Stop objectifying women.
Oh really? Really?
No, yes, stop it.
I didn't, I said slot.
It's a significant difference.
Slot is a very, very highly respected word
in the stripper world.
In the stripper world?
In the stripper world, being called a slot
is actually quite, quite respectful.
A third term hot girl someone, personally.
Yeah, maybe, because you're a pervert.
Not pervert.
You're a pervert.
Dave, say it again. I'll take your ass to court for defamation of character.
Flexing money again.
How is that money?
How is that money? Because you could fuck.
If you can afford it, I can.
Can you not?
Show everyone your bank.
You can't get yours.
I didn't even involve them.
Why fucking destroy me?
Show everyone your own gig.
I don't need to show everyone my bank.
All I've got to do is show my FIFA team and then show your team.
That's basically the same thing.
So you're saying that I got lucker?
What?
You're saying I've got lucker?
Well, yeah.
I'm really saying you just did your rough.
You just swears a lot, you know what I mean?
There's no talent, then.
Right.
So what are you?
What?
What are you?
I'm just a leech.
Shall I have this game, then?
If you're a friend of everyone.
You're a friend to no one.
You're an enemy to yourself.
Actually, you know, Cardigan,
He's bad for that, you know.
I know he is.
Like, there'll be...
Why are you calling him Cardigan?
So, my...
One of my best mates, Chats, still there, then.
Yeah, well, sorry, I just need to tell you a story.
One of my best mates called Arvy, yeah.
Like, even me or, like, one of the lads or something,
will have a problem with someone, yeah.
And Cardigan, Arvy, he's one of them.
Where's my huger?
Where's my... He's got a hug, everyone.
Like, no matter what, he don't care about it.
He's a little suck up to everyone.
I keep getting there someone's actually doing it like I'm not even always it
he never answers for me but I know to be a good guy going followed for 70 minutes
go let's go you're killing it again the stream is fine I'm gonna lie bro the
stream is next level gameplay let's go this is insane for real yo this is
intense right now while I think people actually have bots if you see there's
another one there
I'm pretty hard in a month ago so I'm glad we started finally coming in see there's two in a row there following 29 minutes ago
You're trying to do a cover up story it's not following 16 minutes ago. Yeah, I'm banning them
Yeah, cuz you didn't caught me in court. I outed them yourself you fuck you. Yeah, cuz you realized
If you go into any streamers streams now you get loads of people saying why are the streams insane?
You know the body
This is a see the view box one of the chat here a viewbot chat
Please, can you check if my chat box...
This is how I check if my chat box...
Bran?
Please do go check my chat please.
Yeah.
Bran?
Please do go check my chat just so I can know.
Yep.
That's like a call, like a call-ins.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh my god, your famous birthdays.
Obviously.
Oh no, that was not a good call for him.
Well, you've got to be story dick.
Oh, mate.
Why is it loading in quick stories?
I'm just trying to get the message out there.
Yeah, they're all putting band 6-7.
Right, we're having this game, man.
Right, I'm going to have a quick winky-wee,
and then we'll put... What do you mean, no?
Yes, we're fucking out.
Nah, yeah, we can do it.
I'm just going to have a warm-up game first.
Hey, Jake, just quit.
I'm sure.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Interesting isn't it? That would be interesting. Now get out!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh it's a good fart.
Tell me my first canon then.
We are chat he's gonna fucking go off. He's gonna go off. He's gonna go off
Goddamn having one today, which is really good for me. I can't lie
That's actually really really good
No, if he's he drinks I know I know but hey, I've got one you can't take crack off and add it straight away
They're go fucked
Jeremy I've done well to only have one today, by the way
I've actually done really well to only have one your mal gold frame TFF
Oh my god, I have hit your mouth to 49 mile. What's that you know?
I think they're all right
I got you now. Yeah. Go on.
You're sexy. No fuck up. Thank
you for the five, mate. I
still more to appreciate you,
bro. Thank you very much,
mate. 14 to 15. Oh, correct.
That's the 10. Where you're
bestie yet?
Oh, yes. Jordan Bryan. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's noisy. Yeah. Yeah, you did. Yeah. You hit the your mouth. Yeah.
Excuse me. I will say that you're really you influence the ruin in this hobby, though. I'm not saying
I'm gonna buy that your mouth spot as well.
Well, I have no idea. I won't lie. I have no idea. Um, how much would I say that's worth
your match? I don't know. What do you reckon of gold frame chat? Predictions of Sunday.
Leave are you so hot bro 800 to be fair?
In charge easy 10
Yeah, how are the no-cards in this pocket like I said
back. I'll tag them. Oh, wait a minute.
You got redemption.
Harrison Murray Campbell. I haven't got enough autos of him. Nice. How's that working, Jack?
Right. Who? Chelsea player, ain't that rookie? Switched screens, Jack. Oh, that's how I got
inside 500 stickers. Grind some fucking rivals for the night. Hey, one fucking night
We're in for SC27's out, we've got a sick team.
They're chat-loving, unreal violence,
fucking best community in Twitch,
and we've got some fucking rivals to play, man.
What a time to be fucking alive, bro.
On a Friday night, there's another pack,
we're good, what fucking time to be alive, chat.
Love you all, man.
Loving guidance, loving guidance.
Lagturk will do let me out.
It won't let me out, I'm like.
What do you think it's worth?
800 for it?
Nice. There's a verand for 1.4. I really like it.
What rating is it?
88. 84 pace, 88 defending, 83 physicals, 6 foot 3 and he's one for...
Is he an icon?
Yeah.
What do you mean? You must have put some mad stuff if you've only got 1.2 hours. I have
not. Well, I mean, I kind of have, but I also kind of haven't. Let me tell you, it
That is me team.
Fuck off, James.
Donnaruma,
Easeworth, 70K.
Hekemi, 200.
Kusinov, 40.
Patio, 230.
Nuno Mendes, 360.
Vatinyu, 150.
Bellingham, 250, 280.
Turkey, 80.
Best, 1.3, but definitely more than that.
And Ribery won.
Go on, Amy!
Five out of five, Gifton, Amy!
Thank you very, very much, love.
Thank you.
Light drummer.
And then up front, oh no, and then on the bench,
I've got Yemal, who's worth about, fuck you now.
What's he at now?
About a mil.
Haaland, who's at 250.
Ibarbo, Ekateke.
There you go.
Hey, thank you, Amy. Love I appreciate you a lot. Honestly. Thank you
By the way, so there's a website. I was got improved bots
That's makes about prime charlotte people if the if people come in your stream, right?
And it's not like the proper like unusual username and they go oh this stream is fire. I love it and all that stuff the view, but
You bother. Yeah. Yeah, I had three before so just fucking band
fucking on in there
I'm going to chat wise.
Chat, any, any view votes going on?
Well, I'm going to go on too, as you always on that.
Now, now my whole chat is spamming this stream as far as.
Brilliant.
Now, Remy's out to the circuit, can't lie.
Bro, I refuse to believe that they've put Premier League and Manager Leagues
in packs.
No they haven't it's a known thing. They haven't. No they haven't. It's a blitz.
It's alright, so they're going to bat like a mole. Good. They're fucking sure about 800 probably.
I'm just chatting shit and I'm just telling you for a while.
Well I've just got an Eden Hazard on loan for five games.
Oh I got that. It's worth 1.5 mil man.
Goldkits, you have all packed. Oh, you're dead in your Premier League finger. There's
nothing to say in Foley, bro. I've not had any Premier League ones from about 150k
the points
Packed all these love that Elliot well in mate
I'm large turn they won't let me
Right let's fucking go
Have a little warm-up game for Jake two hours sleep. No, bro. I did 30 hours on fucking three and a half chill
I was just saying I don't know how I'm functioning mate, it's always what we're doing.
What is he? Yeah, but he's just telling me, come on.
What have we done?
I know, I know, it's a slide dig mate, it's a slide dig.
It is, it's just fucking, it's unnecessary.
I know, so why are you coming at me for no reason?
He's on Saturday, just trying to open some packs mate, having a bit of a laugh, just chilling.
You're throwing digs at me for no reason.
I've been at work all week.
Oh, I didn't know you've been working all week, so.
Yeah, it's my Friday night, it's my weekend.
Sorry.
It's a bit of downtime.
I've got the piss there, sorry.
Yeah, I'm sat in the Xbox Party chat and I'm just trying to have a laugh, shall we?
Yeah, sorry.
Oh yeah, boss cola!
He's extinct, I think.
I think they updated him tonight.
Is that a mama, who's that?
Oh!
I just got him blimmed on!
Fuck off, didn't I?
I actually did, Jim.
That is mental.
Mate, these little, these little 30k coinage, Jim.
that is mental mate you look like a coinage yeah go on mate sorry just give me 30 more seconds
sorry mate I've got bread bro I can see how many coins I've got now Morgan yeah mate
you ready yep give me one moment sorry I just you know all about game Jake you
just didn't I really I just need one you don't need don't be a pussy
don't I mean mate I can't I can't lose to you
alright let me go into a wall game mate you can have a wall game against Jakey Davies
I'm glad you fixed our you
right there you guys fucking go warm up now come on right boys got a fucking win
it oh my god got peppy I kind of regret discarding Aguero now could
have been killed so I've bought then again I'm actually not really asked
Yeah
Love that Jude passing go passing go
What is this shot right now? I will just put in.
I'm not going to be the one who scores you, it's this.
It's my current one. You'll do it, please, Bayley.
I don't think it's a bad idea.
Turkey 1-0, let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Love that.
Love for that. Love for that.
Is it AJ12? King's not shit.
No, it's not.
This generation's fucked.
What's to say, Caulking movement on point there by the way. What a little fucking weirdo this guy is.
Well in Pat Joe.
Tackle, you started it quite well, luchas.
bro
what why
jerky
that's the best
that's the best
oh i was running to him bro i should have just fucking cut back
nice go back and relax and relax
No!
Bro, fuck off!
Fuck off!
He's just sweating me, bro.
Fuck on...
the mouse live in mother face he's not he's not he's not even in a mess you're
already gone I've just a bunch of to go
Don't understand why he's passing this crap.
Oh my God, I think I missed.
I wouldn't pretend to be a bot if I'm banning him when I see him, so I don't accidentally ban you.
I'm not sure what I just heard.
I'm not sure what I just heard
Anyone else hear that as well chap?
He's on the side, being fullback, can't fucking...
I love it, Cherokee.
Get in, great goal, fucking great goal.
Yeah, I moved above camp tower.
Great fucking goal.
Oh my god.
You don't need a Morgan on there to shut them.
They are full build up.
Tackle.
Keenan, if you like FC, bro, I'll put some lighters.
It's like, you have to actually get good at it, which I like.
Show this ringer patch out. I just know the patch don't ruin it.
Yeah. I mean, they said that they're not going to bring a patch out, so...
Yeah, what they say, what they do, tune if it fits.
I don't even get matches and things.
Penalty.
Dirty bastard, blatant pen.
Get him, best!
Definitely a pen, by the way. I'm not even joking.
I'm clipping that as much as I can, just to try and find it.
There we go.
Gio, I'm not being funny, bro,
but you're begging it off me to help you through.
You've never given away before.
Love that patch, yo.
I was just giving it back mate.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Donnery Matt is unbelievable.
What a fucking unbelievable save.
Gio, Jeremy, bro, just shut the fuck up
and do your homework.
Oh
Someone look
Oh
You're missing out mate, I might say more about that soon
Get out!
Not always with that follow-mendage, with the dummies, that wasn't too bad.
Look, shall I?
Oh, Fibri, boy, you've got to be scoring that.
Has to be scoring that.
Jake!
Up the full-on.
Say, up the full-on.
The full-on.
I feel like I've missed out on a really good meme here.
How are the fucks up?
I've not seen it now, yeah I'm looking at the rest of the video.
get it screamed at all caps
don't see much again
half time 32
oh come on
good after i can't lie good after
bro gimme a walk out
He's off, he's off, he's off, he's off to catch the boss.
He's off, he's off, he's off to catch the boss.
Who? The ref, I know.
Supposed to be a rubber, gents.
No more, but I can't let go.
It's free to to who me what losing over
Surely not
I'm winning fucking get it
I thought I thought Danny had 10 mil points where they all gone excuse me
I thought the plan was for 2-2 to take it.
Jules have you seen the meme?
That is so shit.
Like he got suspended didn't get a bundle.
Like he got suspended but that's basically it.
Fuck off Nettle.
Oh my God.
Well I know I won't be saying that anymore.
Paul Miller, he was on his way home.
I know, I know.
But I think his tactics could not have seen anyone on the way home.
He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing.
He's actually smart, very fast.
He did lose behind the 20-minute.
Oh, my God, what a save.
Didn't know it before.
Chat the bangers in there, it's going off.
Let's get a prediction for who's winning New York Jinx.
Just follow me.
What a save.
Just like that 4-4. I don't, I honestly...
I actually don't believe why Mike Mithio just leaves so many gaps.
Come on, Mithio.
I'm trying to get up the full and woke up pack.
Considering you're saying it every single pack you probably will.
Oh, how's Henderson getting down bro?
I
Honestly can't believe this by the way I actually fucking
I'm not supposed to say when I'm all fucked up, but you're okay.
Yep.
Henderson's got his guy in it massively.
Yeah, sorry, Orham, just trying to hit it for the puck.
Get in! Come on!
I know.
Oh my f**king god, I have to win that. Well in due, don't get it back though.
you're not saving that I'm fucking losing my idea I can't shout in there
can you voice his thoughts already for fuck's sake man
what the fuck Alex
W48 months. You got food for your Alex?
Oh, I was going to say I'm tiny. I'm tiny, but I'm just mean striking.
What if he gets robbed out of his food?
What a tackle. Great tackle that come down.
I'm not going to be the new walker.
I've got him. He's giving the phone. Get him, Pat, Joe. He's getting 6'6". Oh, my
What a game for an actual
come on dude
the thing is the packs are shit but they just quick
oh fucking hell rivery man
I think it's embarrassing that you're about to use rivery against me
I might not mind. I'm in the course. Yeah
He's so good at saving Lord Rivens
Yo, what the fuck am I doing? Oh my god
Oh my God, what is that touch?
I don't think your father's cooking up chat.
Oh my God.
Dean Henderson is a joke.
What is this?
Yes, put you to bat to bossing up the full amount.
No, you're on to the full.
Yes! 6-7!
He's nearly 30, he's always 25.
He's halfway to 30 next month.
Halfway to 30, he's 15.
7, 7, oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
We shouted out the problem.
Oh my god, that's fucking beautiful.
30 fucking bastards
I know you've been out here for minutes and we're 87
oh my god
come on piss head
NOOOOOO
I'M FUCKING MAD
YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS GAME
YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS FUCKING GAME
OH MY GOD
This game is so shit!
This game is so shit!
Oh my god bro!
What?
I can't believe it man.
Bro, I can't believe I've drawn again.
Are you a debate player on that?
No way, I'm an Euro division 7 player.
Yes, I'm a debate player.
I've said a debate.
You did 7 like 4ts.
Yeah.
I've got a new environment.
I've got a patch open.
8-2 plus.
Last two packs, Shadow.
Oh, I've got a hazard.
I am CMC, you OK mate?
No way, is this the post, man?
He's a fucking ballant.
Follower.
I got to have self-control that I don't stay up too late so I can be refreshed for tomorrow.
Say up the fulm.
I'm going to win all the fulm.
I'm going to have to use my phone screen here, sir.
Up the fulm!
Let's see it up the fulm.
Say up the fulm.
Up the fulm!
She's in fulm with me now, actually.
Up the fulm.
I was watching Fulm.
I just watched it at the fulm.
Yeah.
Sighin' like I'll be arsed if anything.
Say up the fulm.
Oh!
Say up the fulm.
Up the fulm.
Bound it.
Up the fulm.
I've got one last pack for me all getting up the phone three two one
Oh my fucking god it's so delayed if I was gonna be a walkout
Right boys, who do you reckon I should buy?
Excuse me, take your invite mate.
Thank you mate.
There we go.
Everton, late in Orient, Liverpool, classical rangers, Everton, Man United.
I'm not buying anyone play one game arrivals these chickens.
I could play as game full floor.
I think anyone who's got it could be a controller please.
Your thoughts by the way.
Why? Oh, for the game.
You're messed up here, son.
How many gifts did Jake?
You want to get him now? No, I'm only one for one more time.
Um...
I didn't want to. I was asleep.
How many?
Five.
Shit, man.
All right, you put it on the line, then.
100.
Did I do it on him?
Okay, that's what he gifted.
I'm going back to you, mate.
100 gifted? Oh, my God.
That's fucking out of it.
100 gifted chat.
Fuck!
Come on. Simple footballer.
Oh, Pato looks cold.
You're brave now, I'm confident, mate.
Oh, wow. Tackle.
What? How is that a pen? What? How is that a pen? How the fuck is that a pen?
Come on! Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, Jason. How is that a pen? Come on! Come on! Up the
fuck! Oh my god, there's a fucking phasal. Up the fucking phasal! Up the fucking phasal!
You know that's never a pen don't you?
Out of respect you should have just fucking given the ball back.
Oh, that time's gonna be a great change.
Couldn't have got any more of the fucking ball. You play it, it didn't even go down.
I'm sorry.
Giving the fucking ball back again, what are you doing?
Keep up.
Play it.
What a save.
What a save.
What a save.
Keep chanting for me.
He's just part of it.
He's got the players, but he's a team.
That's the question.
I can tell you now they're not.
What formation do you use, Jake?
That's a ball, that man, anyway.
Oh my God!
I just battled myself.
Yeah, I mean, normally do it.
I've not even- I've pointed at Jude Bellingham,
so why is he trying to play it there?
I'm sorry, sorry, I just got a bad message. So I just, I was confined to that, not you.
He messaged you? What? He messaged you?
Oh my god bro, who's he's at the back Eric? Who's that?
Dantana.
I should have fucking dead.
Anything left?
NOOOOO!
He's sort of on the phone with him!
What?
I don't know what that meant.
Alright, this formation's so dog shit, bro.
How bro, I'm honestly bro, oh my god, you got these man's in you know, fuck
Oh my god, what the fuck you doing?
Bro what the fuck in my team shit I got in the line
Get into it come on
Well, I need to go to up two strikers
Oh my god, how how go down you fucking idiot
It's on the forum! Get him out! Oh no. Oh my god, can't believe it. Get the fucking
ball, it's a one yard away. Why does it not switch to the right player quick enough? Everyone
just watching the ball for five second drive and going fucking to it. Oh my god what the
fucking he's passing over the top. Oh my god.
Great, he's still outside the trap.
Oh my god.
Oh
What is that for a ball? Oh my god, who the fuck is Eric?
Tell you more side
Tackle
we can, you know, it is.
Yes! Come on! You can admit that's a fucking joke by the way.
Is it fucked? I got the ball. If anything, it makes up for the first one. Anyway, are
you fucking dumb? Get in there.
That's a fucking joke, that by the way.
That is a joke.
Is it fuck? It deserves me.
Get in there.
Get on!
Come on, we got this.
Pfft!
Get the fuck in.
Move camp, I'll start it off. I'm losing free to her.
I think I'm gonna try 4-4-2 he was on it
Yeah
Check it bro the passing on this game is so shit
What the fuck is that I've tapped it over the top three balls
I just literally made to guarantee not go where you want
So dumb.
He's got Patekima like he's not there.
Bro!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Why you never could just control your missfielders can you get some wide open defences one
Defending just ridiculous. Oh my god. I already got a breath. I'm sorry. We're defending this year. No, it's not even like it's just ridiculous
You've just got to play a super aggressive high line it's so hard defending a guy like
Oh my god, what the fuck is this bro. Oh my god.
rough. We're back, you know, yeah, thank you.
Oh my god. Safe.
Bro, I actually like getting there. Oh my god. Like it? Sorry, chat.
What's wrong? What is it that's upsetting you, do you feel?
Me?
Yeah.
You keep a fucking joke?
Right, he's gotta go.
That's what?
How the fuck is he about four or five ones beyond me?
Is it a lagging challenge this week?
No, mine's fine.
Come on, Barba. First game for me, Bro. Come on.
You're boring, mate, with this fucking shot corner technique.
It's boring.
Let's go longer.
Oh, my God. How is he not...? Oh, my God. I can't believe it.
Cannot believe it. Oh, Pato! Oh, Pato!
He's all right, Stan. He's eight.
I've got the fucking ball.
I said no you fucking absolute co-med.
You kicked it through your
own player. That's not being
read the file. Take the file.
Take the file. Take the file.
Take the file every day of the week.
Just a bucket. Send him off.
Didn't even point now.
I see car
for a secret thank you for the five gift it go over a secret
My ball come on
What the fuck?
Nothing.
Oh my god, I've got a ranch here as well.
How?
Read that.
I did.
Oh my god play the fucking ball
Exit we all fucking disgusting recovering defender recovering defender disgusting is absolutely disgusting
Was the score to sir
What's the safe? Oh my God.
Broder's getting play.
Moving your keeper really in this day and age is just honestly, you ought to be ashamed
of yourself.
You're a movie keeper.
Come on!
You're fucking disgusting.
Come on!
Get him!
I'm a big man!
I've got Frank Lampard in the management.
That's Carrick, you fucking dick.
It was Carrick!
That was Carrick!
It's okay mate.
Stop it, stop it, stop the counter attack.
There was no counter attack with fucking K-Cuff.
Yeah, stop the K-Cuff, son.
See the game, see the game.
No, keep it in you fuck.
What did he say?
Dirty bastard.
30 bastard. By the way, any of the fees for that ball goes for the rest of us so quick.
Fucking great win that. Come on.
Right, let's change the team chat. Let's try 4-4-3.
Fucking give us all!
Oh my God, oh my God, I got lucky.
I'm with the world.
Right.
Yes, that's a rumor!
you fucking Swaaarch's!
Did you hear the orange doubled colour!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!
YEEESSSSSSS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rage сообщchi
acactsss
YEASSS
yes yes yES yes YES YEEEESSSS
oh my gawd get in the
that is not easy
食ему
But it's not easy
But it's not easier
how do i not deserve it
yous snow deserve it
I was there, but we were humbling to see what's going on here.
Well, I've just batted you.
You didn't batter me at all.
Oh, did I not batter you, by the way?
I took the piss.
By the way, Jake, can I ask you, was that ever a penalty?
Yes.
Watch it, mate.
I will do.
I clipped it.
Oh, Kaylee, don't... Oh, my God, that's a little on a few points.
Wonder gifted it, that's alright, Jake.
No, don't.
Do you know, don't?
Don't know, nothing.
Oh, my God, how has that been given as a pamphlet, it's crazier.
You don't mind.
Handcliffe, I've had two gifted.
Right, can we do it in stages?
No, I'll just out 100 now please.
Claire Penn, cheers Jack.
Don't, don't, don't.
No, I'm being genuine, yeah, Claire Penn.
I just don't think you deserve that.
Thank you, Handcliffe.
Unfortunately, it's not actually like,
give a fuck of what you didn't think I deserve.
100 in full please.
Can I delete one of my best players instead?
Nope.
If I can choose your player.
What player would you pick?
If you got...
Cruz.
Yeah, Cruz.
I'm joking mate, I want the one you gifted.
We're not doing Thursday, that's where we're doing Thursday.
No, we're doing Thursday. You chose as well.
You don't need to take it from me though, do you?
Absolutely not, no.
What's that got to do with fucking elephant?
Just let me off on this one, I've let you off on stuff before.
never paid me for the speaker yeah i actually realized you had me for some
bit as well no i don't what are you for
who i remembered every day i forgot
um yeah i just kept me in the first round jake
no but you never paid me for the speaker no i get that i get that
but again that was a forfeit but i did say i'll pay you i'm gonna be saying i
did say i will i will pay you but i want you to give to that's all right
If you're paying me for this, I'll give you another gift, doesn't it?
If you're getting it, Jake, come on.
Oh, yeah, that was it. Thank you, Lewis.
Yeah, you never paid me, you never paid me, Red Bull, Mike.
Hankler, for the four of two, two, three, two, one.
All the fun in this fucking move, Dom.
Thank you, Hankler.
I didn't break it.
OK, you did.
Go on, Karen Manchers!
For the six of you must see what Frankie made.
Karen Manchers, you're a fucking idiot.
That came up to me.
Thank you, Karen Manchers.
I don't want to do a clarin, sorry.
What's the service I could provide to you to make this go away?
Hello, Job.
Nah, I'm not joking. There's nothing to do, actually, mate. I'm quite set on this.
You know, I'm quite set on it, so...
I'll play you again, but I just wanted to do it first.
You don't deserve it though. It was a good game. It was a good game and I'd feel like...
It was a great game. I probably had used a bad referee.
What a bad referee. Pretty fucking dick.
I can't double on off another camp.
It's the only way? No, because then it turns into something stupid.
Come on then Jake, get him in.
I don't mind that bailing if you get rid of Wolverine, maybe you put like the free slashes through having that be cooler.
Ah, James, come on, we've got to come up with something there.
Come on then, get him in.
We're going up with something there.
Yep, the undregifted.
Last massive dissection in minutes, you just get ready please.
Yeah, it is Kaleigh and that's where I'm trying to get out of it. Fuller, right. I agree.
Fuller 1v1.
Get in please mate. This is so tight. I bet you're fucking absolutely more unjudged.
I tell you what, Jake, these have to buy any fucking toilet paper. He's done the fucking
job for you, lick-ass. So tight, so tight.
Imagine walking into a bookies after you put a belt on, give him your money back, it's so tight, it's so tight.
He did nine and a half, he got about two shots on target.
Fucking moron. Get your fucking regaining now, come on big head.
I can't do that, I don't feel comfortable to do that.
I'll make sure you fucking feel comfortable in the middle.
Is that threat?
You just threatened me on camera?
Oh my god, it's threatened me on camera?
WAH!
Oh my fucking...
YOLTEN, YOLTEN, YOLTEN, YOLTEN, YOLTEN, YOLTEN!
I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right!
Get the mouse!
I don't know what I do with it.
I actually can't do it.
Is this something we can do?
It's a...
See if I discount...
Good parry.
Oh, do me a parry.
Oh my god.
He's putting it on the bonnet.
Oh, do me a parry.
Oh my god.
He's putting it on the bonnet.
Is that a parry?
No.
Is that a parry?
No.
Oh my god.
On the bonzo app.
Right.
The wee, the wee pirate.
Oh, Fuddy.
No, you're not my pirate.
No, no. No, no, no.
Thank you.
Keely, say up the phone.
Up the phone.
Up the phone.
Say up the phone, legend.
Thank you for that mate. Appreciate it.
I've gifted you over a thousand subs. This has gotta stop.
It's got to stop. I'm going to suppose you just did me. Can you check?
Are you nuts?
Yeah, he's messed his walk.
Well, he's ruined it now, innit?
Yeah.
No, you know.
You're such a bitch.
It is.
I'll say, oh, Katelyn, you're a fucking bitch.
Oh my God, you said you'd talk up.
No, Katelyn.
Oh my God, you just...
No, I've never said that to Katelyn.
Katelyn, I've bit there.
Oh my God.
I've just bit your hand off, Katelyn.
Oh my God.
Katelyn, you know I don't mean that.
Happy girl, father told you bits.
I know Kay is going ham right now, what the fuck are you doing in me draw?
What are you filming in me draws?
What the fuck are you doing there?
What evidence?
No I don't care, I don't.
What evidence are you looking for?
Er, apparently dental, do you?
Anymore in there?
No.
That's my- that's the last one.
Kayle, I'm sorry there.
You're not the same anymore.
No, Kayle, I don't mean it.
Kayle, what if I say up the phone?
It's- it's Chaz's turn now.
It's goodbye.
Go on, Kayle.
Chaz's turn now.
It's goodbye.
Got fa- I know, got horrible.
I'm sorry, I'll wake up on a different side. Wait till Betts gets all to you. Echo. Plads, sorry, Echo please.
Stop the fooling.
Well, level two, I'll train chat. Jesse, follow the 13 ones to the 1. Thank you, chat. Cheers, Plads.
Do you want another game, Jake?
See, I like actually being shit, because now I can play Jake and it's fun.
one. Okay, so should we do, should we do a gold difference, search and discard?
Gold difference, search and discard, yeah, alright. No, no, no, because my team's ridiculous
about it. What, I'm Bastami. Cool. Wait, wait, okay, but are you the different team?
No. No, that's to be expensive. No, that's a
board of bollocks. No, no, no, no, why would I put
and best up when you're playing cruise up.
Like what?
And David Rayer and, um,
David Rayer.
Like I don't know what's worth,
the fact he's just trying to say that.
Oh, I do a pack and play.
Do you want to do a pack and play?
Yeah, but the thing is,
the pack and play is that's only actually good
if you get someone good.
Do you know what I mean?
Fucking well done.
Do you want your jaw rearranged? You're not just here like it's just your face.
Yeah, I thought about reconstruction surgery.
Come on, happy girl. Appreciate you, my mate.
Oh, we could do a pack and play around somewhat.
Like you, though.
Right, I mean, let's have a look.
Phil's goals.
What's going on?
Equity, okay?
Shit, that.
Come on the showdown. We actually can't follow it enough because it is trademarked.
That's trademarked.
Come on the showdown.
It's not.
Can I tell you what each other called?
AJ3.
AJ3 what?
called AJ Free, AJ Free for that and then, and then AJ Free went over I said what'd you
just call me? In AJ Free's place? What did you just call me then? Yeah, what'd you
Call me then. Excuse me.
Oh, it's happening again. Is it? It's happening again. I want to be up early in the morning
You're a dick to that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm clear with it's free. Go on. I'm clear. Thank you. My fucking go up the hand clear.
This is so tight, right? Georgia bought something. What was he following? Three hours ago.
like easy to put a shut up you prep definitely can't be a bot Thomas because
they'll have client things on after a game bro
that'll be unreal it's got sick player right now
get on real things got sick player
yeah
that would go on
it would go on
it would go on
come on give me good player
give me good player
give me player
give me player now
hey Jake
as in the church of migeo
You know, that is a recipe of fucking disaster for the fucking content.
Oh, hang on a moment.
We have got a revealing first interview with the mole from Big Brother, it's Taze.
Michael Taylor, how are you doing this big brother mole?
How are you son?
I am absolutely fantastic, it is good to have you back.
I mean, you absolutely smashed it mate, well done.
Oh, thank you so much.
What's been going on?
Did it do alright?
Listen, you started it unbelievably.
You went through it unbelievably.
I said to Beano, on the day you had to choose a side member,
I said, he's got to choose Philip.
He's got to choose Philip.
And then he chose Philip.
And then you were just two two-tays.
You let yourself down by not taking any fucking clothing.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You are meant to pretend you never ate.
We took two trapsuits and a fucking beater.
They did tell me though, they did tell me
to bring a lot of clothes, but I forgot.
Honest to fucking God.
But to be honest, it didn't matter anyway,
because none of the people that had to choose
mattered if they knew it was you.
Hey, I was fucking the guest ma.
What?
I was in the guest ma.
Erm...
Pffft.
I mean, to be honest, I think because Philip
was throwing everyone off the case and...
Yeah, that's what I thought, you thought.
Yeah, and your relationship with Omar saved you as well because he was back in your bit
Yeah, he was back in your going like nah, it won't be tased because
To be fair, there was quite a lot of grits in there you know, but I wasn't even on fire
I thought it was everyone
Yeah, you did well, you know, honestly you did really well
I've got a couple of questions for you, if that's alright
Yeah, of course you do, that's fine
Obviously you said you couldn't be yourself, it was hard, you were just lying to everyone
and you thought it was quite hard on yourself.
But I'm just wondering, was it that hard when you decided to change the shopping list
and order £82 worth of Jaffa cakes and fuck their all week up considering you're not even there?
It was £83 worth, actually.
It had to be done...
It was actually on the challenge, you've been giving it to me and you want to give it to me on chaotic challenges?
Yeah.
Or I'll say it back to the audience.
Yeah, no, I think you did very well on that.
Oh, someone just put that's not Taze.
Lee and Brandon, I've done just a quick one love, I don't know if you're aware, it is taste, you fucking silly cow.
Hi Michael.
Hi Lee, how are you?
Hello, you okay mate?
Right, what is that key?
It is, you alright?
Yeah, well brother, how are you?
Not too bad, mate, I'll tell you what, you've made some good telly for me the last week mate.
Oh, thank you bro.
Did you watch it on stream?
Yeah, I watched it all on stream.
Yeah, well I watched today's on stream, yeah.
But I watched it all of it.
Is that Michael?
It is, it's Michael Taylor.
Hello mate, you alright?
Oh, I tried to have missed you mate.
Oh, I've missed you as well mate.
I hope you've absolutely killed it by the way.
Oh, thank you, good boy.
I had the chance, I had the chance.
It would give me your hoodie that you lent.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah.
Just stunk the chat outside.
Oh, mate, well, mate.
He said something to remember me, boy.
It doesn't matter.
Mate, he didn't have it in the house, mate.
Oh, of course.
He did? Oh, fucking hell.
Yeah, he brought it in in the house and it stunk his passport.
You could have done with another fit, mate.
He should have just whacked it up.
Yeah, it's like a cartoon, cartoon, yeah.
And also...
I thought you had a green nest.
See, there's got no question for you as well, if that's all right.
I don't want to have a set made.
The medium must be fucking all over at the minute.
Yeah, you can't buy a pack so you can speed it up.
Honest, there.
Well, I did a quick question.
Obviously, he nominated,
And merely, what's the fucking stuck-up cow called?
Ruchel.
Yeah, Ruchel.
And obviously, the PI.
The PI.
Paulina.
And I was wondering, how does it feel to nominate one
of the Both Boy fans and then the only one that actually
admitted to watching the videos and then send her home
on the first time going?
I mean, that's not...
Yeah, yeah.
But it's like James said, she can watch the movie on the way out.
Exactly, and I've got a four.
A four.
And the other going in with Shaz's sister as well.
That was low.
Oh, that's horrible.
That was a disgusting thing to say. Get out.
Oh, is that horrible?
What are you the gainer?
What does that even mean, Jake?
They look like each other.
Why do I have to ask a mad thing to say?
Jake, you know what you're doing.
Jake, what the fuck are you doing?
You know what you're doing?
Put them.
What the fuck?
I like to know what I'm doing.
You know what you're doing.
You look like each other.
You know exactly what you're doing, man.
Taze, honestly mate, Taze, you've done everybody proud mate, you fucking smashed it.
You're dead. That was so funny though.
When they check your ward, you're fucking, a grey track suit and a black one.
Oh my god.
You've got a third point there though, but I do admit that you probably should have
took a few more.
Yeah, I probably should have, yeah.
And then also, what's it like living with Joanne?
Oh, mate, I was scared to death of her.
Honestly, I mean...
I've never met anyone with so much smoke.
You know she lives in Salford?
Yeah, she was telling me I thought, fuck her, I'll go to Bumpin's, you know.
Fuck, say...
It was her, it was her, it was her, it was her.
I've got to say something, Taze. You were heavy on the PR answers when you were interviewed when you came off.
Yeah, you slagging the slagginger.
Yeah, I was slagging you.
You slagging me, you said you bottled it on camera.
I mean, I didn't say that, but I have just said that right now though, so you could argue.
And you won't be surprised by this, Taze, either. Me and Charles watched it together.
Jinz wanted to watch it by himself.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think we could all appreciate that, Taze, because I didn't want them chewing my ear off when I'm trying to watch me, mate.
I appreciate that thank you exactly point I didn't want to be a dick but yeah
that is kind of a man I think yeah the clips have been calling your sex this
and so I can you off again I got a go to do the fucking play now retails
We supported you. Love you mate.
By the way, thank you so much mate.
It's alright mate. Sorry you got left with his air force.
No, I love yous to death mate.
Thank you too mate.
You shouldn't say thank you to your mate's taste for doing the basics.
No, I know.
He's in Germany.
He's in what?
He's in Germany.
Summits to do with some unfinished business from ages ago
Nah, well I dunno, she fucking probably has
Yeah, I see you in a bit mate, love you
Is your dad driving you home as well?
No, no, no, no, we've got a car that'll put us on the tracks as well, I appreciate him supporting.
Hey, no problemo mate, all right, you get home safe before that fucking beep, beep, beep, beep goes off, you know what I'm on about, don't you mate?
I think the fucking... he's... that's what I'm going mad.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, fucking hell. Anyway, top of the morning to you, Terarco.
All right, see you in a bit.
Terarco's with those of you, Terarco, fucking you.
No, it's...
Why?
And the saying, if you're going to say the saying right, can you say it properly?
Ta-da to those of you.
No, no, no, no.
I only like those of you.
No.
Times are out and friends are few.
Ta-da, ta-da, ta-fucking you.
Where did they say that?
It's not in the picture.
Er, Jesus, it has in your written sky, you see.
Oh, God!
He's a piece of paper.
Oh my god, I can't even just save my four packs then. I'm gonna say it's not possible.
He's not a FIFA card. Say less, Oreo. I'll open some more packs now,
move on. Okay, chat. No, Ella, for the 15th time. Now, I tell you what, we're back tonight.
they're back tomorrow. But when are we doing it James? That's the question we're all wondering.
Yeah we're not. No one else has asked that.
What do you say now? Do you want another game or what?
Yeah go on though.
How many this time?
Hey Lee how many gigs should I do this for? I'll eat a pic.
I'm full, I'm eager.
He's out now, Jack.
You want to do a pack and play, Jack?
Right, Jack, I want to pack and play.
Have you got Ekatike?
Nah, I don't think so. Right.
If you buy it, I could see Ek.
How much is it?
Right, 50K.
What would you like?
Would we play it like Cobby Mayne or something?
Because he's not worth coins.
Alright, let's just call them.
I'm not live on TikTok. That's why. Why not? What's that got to do with you?
I'm bold. I'm eager. She's loving my demeanour. You could do Rashford.
Yes!
Bloody Rashford?
Yeah.
Alright, okay.
That too goes in the truck.
Go on, Bradley, do you have a permit mate? Go on, the boy.
Alright, let me buy Rashford.
Alright, here we go.
Park and play. Let's have it.
I don't know why he's buying Rashford first.
So what happens when we lose, he's got to discard Rashford.
It goes into a search and destroy, I think.
What, you're a little bit of a gamer card, what?
Right there, I'm not chatting.
Oh my god, is it extinct?
I don't think you'll get one, is it extinct?
Fuck, he is, yeah.
I've built everyone else a prize put in, I guess.
July
That list you can get one. Yeah, go
Fuck I missed him
You know
I don't be low the people in there
How are these please selling a fuck I'm listening. Oh, I did sell a Rashford as well
I was going to help us. Bailey, are you going to be okay for the weekend, Bailey?
I can't do that. Right, Meenu. No, there's got to be someone worth value.
Alright, I'm going to look for that. Bruno, no, that's not.
Why are you getting so angry for he's in he's getting angry just idiotic suggestions
and it's just obviously not that happened that's the mural yeah and well
yeah look it now we can do more than 4k oh why don't we go base icon you give me
page in a player and whoever it lands on will do base icon icon max 200k. Yes. All right.
Right. Give me a page number and a player number. Okay. I'm going to say page
Oh, I'll go page eight. Yeah, I'm playing number three. One, two, three, four. There's
only five pages. Page four though. One, two, three, four. Player three. That's a shit
I'll keep it, I'll be honest, that's one.
If that's what you got, man, so you got.
Yeah, but I'm thinking for content here.
You want someone that's so usually being the attack.
Is it anger?
Yeah, we could do 400.
Fine, yeah, I'll do that.
It's a max by now 400 but I put him forward and 400 with a minimum by now of 10k so get sort of all the shit is
Right give me a
Of 10k yeah minimum by now 10k
Give us a page and a player, please
Okay page six player six
one, two, three, four, five, six, one, two, three, four, five, six.
Oh, we're not doing base icon, man.
Oh, we're doing icon.
I thought we were, yeah.
Okay, base icon.
Don't worry, we'll be that many pages.
What did you say?
Page six, play six.
Yeah.
Could do special, yeah.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Ooh, Jeff Hearst.
Not a clue.
Oh fuck that was seven never mind. I've got fucking pigeon
Pigeons Pigeons, okay. Okay. Bye sir. Bye sir. Bye sir. Right. I'm gonna say to you
Don't look through and I'm not page one player eight
You look through it. Why?
I think you have. If it's here. Yeah.
Yeah, I was joking. That's not fair on you.
Um, what actually get him? Right, well, go page
five player two. Okay.
I got Prince. Who?
Prince. Who's that?
Well mate.
Right we've both got fucking shit strikers.
Yep.
How much is yours worth?
£510k, what's yours worth?
Oh my God, £317.
Okay so I've walked away a little bit better than to be fair.
Fucking hell you have here.
Right, let me just...
I'm gonna make a squad.
Go on little junior!
Right, how many packs do we open?
Nice junior mate, give us a message brother.
Right, hang on a minute.
What the fuck is that?
Play style?
Play style?
In Forza, what the fuck do they do?
Fucking beef, you think?
Interesting.
Pijon!
Right, I'm going to go 4-4-2, mate.
Yeah, we're doing a pack and play.
OK, how many packs?
10K packs?
10K packs?
That's a lot of f**king packs mate.
Right, 5k?
How many do you think Chav is 150 points per pack?
Can't go too high because then you can just end up getting good players.
Yeah, but that's what you want, you want good players.
Yeah, sure, you're right.
We'll do 5k points, I think.
Oh, you close, right? It's been for a random formation. Right. Okay.
Right. Go to club.
Yeah.
Right. And then tell me when to stop.
Stop.
Four, three, two, one. Could be better. Could be worse.
Go on, Toby. Two, two, three, two. Jack. Two, three, two, six, mate.
Okay.
Can I tell you to stop? Yeah.
Stop.
Oh, four, three, three, four. I like that.
Oh fuck yeah he's on my arm
He didn't stop immediately. What's up, mate? Are we doing this? I've done it when he's fucking registered in the end to stop
Why are we fucking really doing that?
My eyes were closed. What do you want me to do?
Right, 5k points of packs then, yeah?
Yeah
Maybe we'll come down a little bit so we can verify it.
Oh yeah, fine
Jake, for the 60 you want to say on me. Right, let's go
Right, there you go. We'll have you right back
I think it's all hard. We know what these new players are. I mean, so if they're a duplicate
swap them and then send them to your club. And then if they're new, you can just go to
the best place in your club. Any big ones you'll remember. I'll run with you again.
Did you get?
Of course, no.
She's a lady, but she's got very good stats.
Oh, Rafa, that's a good card, especially to have on the wing.
By the way, Kevin, she doesn't matter if you're playing full camp.
Okay.
I was on 74.1, okay, so it's on 79.1.
Here we go.
That's a good pair, that's a good pair.
Oh, Pascal, I will not be using him.
You may be.
He's not even a bad... You know what, I've got Werner, I don't even mind that.
Werner's not bad, he's quick.
Okay, let's give someone an explanation.
I can explain if you make no problems.
So basically, we're opening 5k worth of packs.
We put them all in the team, the best players that we get in the team we play with.
then after we're done however many goals you lose by, you put in a search and
discard and let the other person go through the team. Yes sir.
Oh I just realised that's a bit of a little puzzle for me. I'm going to chat, I'll buy it after we've done the pack and play.
Yeah, Wolfiak is a cheap player, but the other hand is actually like, I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, I just got the United Goalkeeper, she's posing.
There's the keeper side.
No, the female one.
Two list joists.
Oh, man, away you came.
Oh, I got it in the garden.
Oh, that's good.
And him, hello, left back side as well. That's fucking good, that.
Very good.
Come on, you're doing great, you're doing great.
Here we go, come on.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
It's got my time tonight.
Oh, and Dicca, and Kalulu, great centre halfs there.
Is he starting it up?
Who?
Tom and A's been quiet.
Can you do a webcam please, Baylor, for a ginger?
Thank you, BaleDark.
Oh, room address, not bad. I'll take room address.
No start today, you bodin' mouth!
See you left back or something, either.
It's not a bad sentiment card, you know that.
He's injured, he's injured.
Dammit.
He had surgery on his heart, oh wow.
You don't need glasses to see in medicine,
we would call this an operation of the heart.
Who said that, Jake?
Ragnick.
Yeah, I love that.
Oh, Marius.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Oh
Right, you buy me a camera if you say I don't know
I'm gonna make this is my activity one up. Oh my god
Thank you so much. Thank you so much, mate. Fucking bro, spoil me. Thank you for the 25
an absolute fucking legend you are. Yeah, thank you. Oh, what a fucking go. I've mad
that. Fucking hell. Right, come on. Prediction here, check anything's gonna win. Sport you
from the US. Make my fucking go. Thank you so much for that, yeah. Legend you make.
Thank you very much. How many gifted to pour a bottle of water over ginger? What
like a big bowl like this.
Oh bro, I dunno.
I think you keep your fucking head in.
I'd change the thing, you keep me heading.
I'm never learning, I'm always wrong.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Oh Tom, I dunno bro, it's fucking late,
kick me in and everything. Spot five is one of the 25 gifts. You're a fucking goat.
You make. Thank you.
Will you spoil chat? God, spoil.
Feel the quiet spot on myself. Fucking go. Thank you, my mate.
Oh.
I thought we friends from 7th and 3rd person
Right, here we fucking go
300,000 coin packing play
Jakey Davis
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I'm really good to see you.
Thank you.
Can I have a cover of Guarra?
No, mate.
Why have you not?
Because Guarra...
Love that, Pijon.
What a tackle.
Great tackle.
Mate, Baldi's fucking OP.
Pijon! 1-0 Pijon!
1-0 Pijon!
And if you're getting carried on like this, it could be a long day for Jakey Davis
Wow, wow, wow
Love that raffle are we serious
What's up mate?
I just thought I just felt wrong, which I mean.
Why now?
Never by the way.
Got caught for it though. Thank you.
Are you serious?
Did you see you got caught for it?
Did you? And you thanked him, that's a bit weird.
Did he, did he?
it could be a few discounts for
jake it could be a few
discounts for jake
It's happened there, Jake.
I'm sure I can even touch it yet.
James not over yet.
That's one thing I've definitely learned this season.
that. Come on, come on. Spine again with 25. Spine is one for you, baby. Spine! 3-0 down
on your big day out. 3-0 down on your big day out. Spine so I get all early. Spine
I'm not even joking.
Are you there, Jake?
No, you.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm not even joking, Shaq.
What a ball.
Save.
I can't lie, Pijon's actually really good.
Is your right come touch the ball, yeah?
Yeah, he said this a minute ago, yeah.
Oh, OK.
Just making sure she's getting involved, that's all.
Bit boring if she's not.
So that's just the start of a counter attack. Love that.
Just released it. Love it, got a bit of it, but well in Marilor.
I mean, great question.
Oh, got away with that one, didn't you?
What a fucking f***ing.
Offside.
No.
What a f***!
Apple, favour the five gifting, you're a legend, thank you,
you spoilt, thank you again, honesty bro.
You're an absolute f***ing legend for that, mate.
Thank you, honestly, I appreciate that from the f***ing
top of the world, bro.
Top of the world, you're a f***ing Manchester, mate.
I think that's your main, I think that's f***ing
not all day, lad, dickhead.
appreciate that from self-appreasing
but tackle
bro I cannot play ball there
what to save and descend
oh my god
why is it lagging so much bro it's toolkit
it's one of the worst things going on
I'm going to be playing time.
It's so amazing.
Oh my god.
How?
How?
How?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're so lucky.
I can't lie to you, I'm a massive fan of Pigeon.
She feels amazing.
What?
Bro, she honestly feels so good.
Four-nil, by the way.
Apple again!
Go on, Apple. Thank you very much, mate.
Appreciate you a lot, remember, you're a legend. Thank you very much, Apple.
Thank you for the five, mate.
Honestly, bro, thank you all the way for Meccles.
you
You've believe Matthew. What's that? I want my team want it more
My tonight is big wages
I'll sign again. If you get it long, go in, phone a lot and get the job done at our time chat.
Get it in. I think he's outside in box. What's that? He's fighting his tics. Represent your
first half of the form, that's really them, don't it?
Not ginger
That's fucking go baby, let's fucking go she is fucking shit
Go lock in a chat
I go
Oh my god spy a game of the 25 bro
Spoy, thank you so much brother. Honestly. You're a fucking legend spoy. Oh, no
Spoy, I fucking love you mate. Hey, thank you so much. W's in the chat for spoy. You're a fucking legend
Oh my god, spoy. Thank you. Honestly, bro
Oh my god, it could be an early payout job.
job just about knocking it off the telly now innit really what you mean yeah
about damage limitation too easy to read
I think Dean Anderson could be the new Jack Butler. I actually think he could be by the
What can I have for football?
Graf, thank you.
Look, or send her off then.
I hope his mum's okay with this.
I don't think she will be, mate.
What, we're getting fucking railed.
Yeah.
I got to finish that might put position shooting on TV. I think I'm gonna get the hang of it.
Might as well do it again. I'm only one. I'm not a training session. Fucking might as well be.
I mean chat fucking might as well be
King shit
That's redeeming career galactica fucking go
I've got my hands up the counter.
I've got my hands up the top.
He's got your position.
You're a disgusting player like you actually are.
What's that?
Taste a bit.
What can you start in little prick fuck off?
Now we can't start it can't count as the record plus one goal equals five gifted fuck off
It doesn't
Does it ever spiked me? He's a goat. He's going to be chatting out here now spiked Jake. Oh my god. Jake is fucking on your milk
it might apply for me as well give me 25 do you want each one each I would
never do that never try and call someone out of money in your own you do to me
Oh my god, I was he saved it
Oh my God, that's so unlucky, bro.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go, baby.
Six.
I don't know if it's just going to play Jake, but I'm really liking the 4-2-3-1.
It's going to play in Jake's boys to get rid of five go on the boy for more is icons gone
Guaranteed by the way
She's fucking one it is 200k icons
Oh my god.
What's up, mate?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Spikes, thank you so much, mate.
Honestly, you're a legend. Thank you, Spikes.
Oh, I knew it. You weren't my first time.
Fuck.
What's going on there?
Thank you. Thank you.
How's it how are we how are we done for he's not got a border.
I'm just going to go and take that.
Let me lock him, Jack.
Offside. Get on the side, Pijon.
Red him as well.
I'm going to start chanting up the floor.
That's one of the things I wouldn't want to play in the next eight one, let's go, baby.
Despite failure, you're going to leave by the end of the road.
We're going to stream mate.
Go on the bike.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
He is not powerful enough. He should be playing football.
Who's that? You can.
Oh, I could borrow that dickhead.
Yeah, she's got that one in his tracks, the machine.
Yeah, she's got that one in his tracks.
Up into the right.
Love that.
And again.
They're like, I've just snagged you twice to get nothing for it.
Beautiful.
Right, you're on. Come on.
You do you realize that you need to stop ringing your keyboard?
I've just hit me three times in a row.
Oh my God, oh my God, eight discards.
Eight discards.
I'm going to stream away.
I'm going to stream, thank you.
Come on.
Come on.
Eight discards.
I'm actually going to try to pitch on in my team.
Fuck no, she can't play.
This is such a joke.
She can't play.
I might try over Remy, you know, Pax by the pigeon you've been Pax by the pigeon Pax by the pigeon you've been Pax by the pigeon
You ready? Are you sure?
I'm not sure, yeah.
Well, we're at 4 or 5k, right? I'm going to go just in case you've not moved the striker.
That's one
Then I think you could have also been smart and tried to go goalkeeper
He that's it yeah, so what for me I go for your full midfield
Are you right, Jake?
Yeah.
Have I got the icon, Jake?
Yeah, actually, you've done it.
I'm not finished there, thank you.
So what did I get now?
Free midfielders, striker.
I've done five players.
Five. And how many do I have?
Seven.
Three left.
When I've got a left back, right back.
And, you know, right center back.
They put you stream on.
Oh my God.
What are you quick sort of arm? Yeah
nah
You should be putting them on an SPC
See you unhappy that I got the coins I
I'm not an app in the chatter on app because you can go back and recover so can you can you just can you recover?
No, no, but we just need to see it Jake
You can you can
Yeah, you got 70 K for it, which is basically
You have to log out with everything. No, you don't need to back out of all my team
It's just the rules it's just the rules really
So I mean you basically not lost 200 K there
Have you lost 100 and that doesn't sit right at me that because that's not the beauty of packing discard
I can play sorry. I can play mate. It's called I know I just beat you now one of it
So don't ever try to act like that again you embarrassing little freak
How how is that happen though? No one because Pichon's a joke
You've been packed by the Pigeon packed by the Pigeon you've been packed by the Pigeon
Spoit can I just say to you again, bro? You are a fucking legend. Thank you so much, bro
really really appreciate you a lot man honestly thank you thank you thank you mate
what a great lad he's a fucking legend
thank you con bro in the in the gun that's just shot me in the head i mean
what's that you just put the bullets in the gun that's just shot me there
yeah that was our pigeon she's got him a team
Right I've got Prince back. Perfect that's proper good that thank you.
Okay what SPC would you like me to put her in? To be honest, go on up Grail.
I know, go on up Grail, are you sure you're that?
That's like you've got to just kind of ever get in that anyway.
Nah that's not what. That's something good you do.
Right if I was someone to say one, Nick Hyle if I was the first to say one, anonymous
thank you for the gifts he's supposed to stream in every's chat.
I've just been absolutely bummed. Mate you'd know if you'd been bummed
Trust me.
They've got to be all rares, Golds.
They're not doing non-rares anymore.
No, they're not doing non-rares anymore.
Really?
If that you use them to the mean
Say that again, sorry, I was too busy just messaging some officer bum. Yeah
So if I was telling yeah
So your shit at the game. All right, so we need to just make sure all the other on the same page
Yeah, Pijon. He's actually sick if you could play Kanbada, right? Oh my god
we're bluffing. Hey, Chirky might have to go, you know. But who can you get? Who can
you get? Maybe George Bestick, can we go for your mouth? Shall we try that? Or a barbell?
Right, he did me mate. Well done. Congratulations.
He's he's submitted it. Yeah. Thank you for that in the park.
I really appreciate it. I just just a real juicy. Thank you, mate.
Yeah, no, of course. Of course. Thank you.
I'll see you in a bit, mate. No, no. Are you going?
I'm going to bed. Yeah. I'll be gay tonight.
But what? What are you doing?
Wolverine. Yeah, that's all.
All right. Bye bye, dude. See you in a bit, mate.
I did do any stream, I think.
Let's go for, we need a midfielder more than anything, I think.
Roger probably would.
The game takes 12 hours.
It's quite short actually for a game.
Not for a game, I find.
It'll take him more than 12, and I'm sure it'll take.
His stream overall will be more than 12.
I just thought I would have I could put you know you mark our play cow
so emails like that
Right. We've got a mill chap. I don't mind spitting, running right wing. I'd rather not
make. Can't go spying, spying, chatting English with Jude. Shall we see chap? And we'll see
at least they won't work mate. We might actually. Come on. One win, come on. Well not one win
but let's just fucking try and get A win. To start a team at the end of the day and
to start to please bro please can I just win a fucking game please
the
right. Come on. Chat.
Have a good team. Is that career centre-back? That's unusual.
Love that dude.
I've got precision on as well now so it's good to remember that.
Oh my god, that was top corner by the way, how?
Shit, passed by a pigeon.
Gonna be bottling it now, you're in the fucking big boy team.
What a block!
Fucking hell!
Come on!
I'm not letting me select George Bush five times there by the way.
What is bro doing?
It's so boring.
All that by the way, just to fucking do that, it's what a boring little cunt.
What a boring little fucking weirdo.
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Six minutes and that's your fucking losing your final do this come
She's there again.
Oh my gosh.
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Love it
Oh boy that's just fucking dead.
That's fucking God.
Oh!
Your mole got a flot.
Matt's boy, he's fucking shit.
Go on big old bro, he's a 36, mate.
Go on the boy, thank you brother.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah, he was my old man, and the world's man.
Since I was bald.
Right, what's my reward this week, just like yours?
Ow!
Wait, I get what?
One player pick and one 5-8, is that it?
That's some sort of fucking joke.
I can't even get someone to go man, I can't play with rivals because one it's a bit of
shit that's supposed to start and two, you'd get me into a good division and I'd genuinely
just get relegated.
I just lose, lose, lose.
That's why I said, that's why I said I'm not going to do it, beef.
I was using my own knocker, I might have to sell him. He's fucking wank.
One point one mil
He's only gonna go up like a lie
He plucks you by me
I'm pretty sure what normally happens is everyone when on Tuesday or no everyone next Friday
right we're kind of like Thursday rivals around Tuesday when people start to drop because
thinking shit rival awards and the games come out on Friday so I'm gonna sell on the
players so I don't lose money. Then naturally what actually happens is
everyone goes up even more and then everyone tries to build the champs team
and then everyone sells to the champs. Oh Ryan bro if you were in front of me
right now bro I was fucking doing it, take your fucking head for a spin round broadcast I don't give a fuck.
Do you have a meat button? I tell you what, I've got a meat button. It's cause your man's clear as mate.
I shut the fuck up when I touch it.
We'll be tongue, cause I can't talk. The filthy bitch.
Bit far mate, it's half one in the morning bro.
It ain't far.
Oh
Anyone decent there are what over on up to see 1.5
I bet he is unbelievable.
Oh, she's your mouse info.
I'm going for it.
You just it.
It obviously is quite good on this game.
Six nil.
Interesting.
Just do it.
You like both shots mate?
Are you there for my bugger or not?
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife.
True, big fucking chewing by the way.
Blinded by your grace, by your grace
Blinded by your grace, by your grace
Blinded by your gaze
Oh for fuck's sake
I'm on my bedside
Call me bedside, I'm that
Tired me
Sorry, I was looking at Lee's message in the chat
by your grace you came and saved me one round for the cause
Yeah that's her.
Pop her again. Nah.
See if I've opened that music in here.
Fucking dying to see. I've got your mountain fucking.
See you in it.
I'm not playing more games, fuck that.
So what in this room do you think you're funny?
Morning!
Let me see a fascinating Percy's chat.
What is that?
That's it.
Yeah, yes, James, you go, mate.
Listen, you're mal-kicking your, to be fair, you are, you're mal-kicking, do you know what,
we hit the 101 for your lash area, 101 more, didn't we?
We were one box to be late pal.
I also pulled a lot of one to mouth moves here didn't you?
Did I get him?
I also pulled a lot of one to mouth moves here didn't you?
Yeah, there isn't anyone on your own yet.
I'm doing because I was gonna get it but forgot.
You snooze, you lose, James.
I'm on tier 19 mate.
Why is this guy declaring in my offer?
Why is he refusing my offer for this card?
I need to win here people I'm too good the pro clubs some of them one time on
son because we're not like united without layers to break them whatever you
lost oh my god walkout oh my god walkout right wing oh my god please please
playing this weekend someone will lose so pull them and get in it ginger like
come on let's talk let's talk take the mic yeah
oh oh I'll be impressed when you do for them like you should have the age
No more cardboard tonight, Jhin. I did 14 hours of flagship yesterday and then museum. I am finnito. I'm doing pro clubs for a bit
Drop sign abled mate
I
Ran for the five me
Go on the fucking boy. Thank you, Ran. It's my fault really, but that last goal was fucking awful
That last goal was so shit
Oh bro, technical is honking man.
Gifted in a cell box here.
Who's got what Norway today?
The first touch they take with tech is vile.
Flimmer.
At least have an EK can ball out.
Yeah.
This is giving a sub to viewbotting, thanks man.
I figured if I was doing that, man,
I'd probably give myself a fair more viewers, you know.
Go on, let's go, thanks to the tier T, man.
You know, you can't just call me a viewbot
or if you like it to chat,
you don't have to anonymously pay someone money,
you know, it's fine.
You might have got the wrong stream.
I can't believe I threw that last game, man, fucking, what an idiot.
Cold remix this is.
Bro, it's the first...
Do you know what it is, man?
It's the first touch that's the one.
It's the first touch, it's the one.
Thanks man!
Now you know what, I'd rather be a fat cop
than an absolute pussy, so...
I should have scored it the other end.
Yeah, I need to turn that music thing off,
it's really distracting.
I
Yeah, I think it's done the I think it's done the market for quite a few people
I can tell you something judge, I'm fucking faring you.
I'm surprised you still got a record on your stream, far play, I mean that is, you know,
I'll play Sunday. Yeah, I can do again. I want me with your phone off
My corners are broken man
At least I know it was ginger though. I know they won't charge it back. I'll get the cash there
I'm sorry, he's fucking nuts.
Oh, that one not you.
Oh, shit.
I see one up.
Oh, Brazil kid, that is nice.
34, by the way.
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
by the way yes what's my age got to do with anything especially at this topic
anyway yeah short corners are pretty lit I wasn't
jinxed in the other is out that was just a convenience I guess coincidence sorry
It was me. This guy is moving his goalkeeper. I need to adapt my shots to it. I'm sorry,
I can't, I'm not allowed to use a front right. I can't say definitely. I can't use a certain
played too many games yet. I think I've generally probably like played 10, 1, 5, lost 5, something
like that, a good bit. But M&EK is a fucking tank mate, so...
This one could get a level, this one could get a level.
I like legit
Cod get a nibble
AJ loves to fight
Walk out
CDN is never going to be like that
I'm the big brother
I've got younger
Never going to be like that
English CDN
Here the fuck is that
Oh right, it's Deckers
I'm just getting the view by it.
I think you've got the wrong streamer.
I'm by that.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Now, fribos, honestly, you need to, you really, you really need to learn the fribos.
I'm fighting below.
I can't keep the ball.
I'm falling up, Pete.
So, don't really think that fucking matters to me.
Shifted feet, I'm far enough, I mean, I'm winnings,
I don't really know how much I could do, you know.
But I mean, I would quite happily get caught fat
for a flavor of time.
It's like a free mummy glitch.
Hey, Michael, thanks for the fully night, bro.
Keep him coming, man, keep him coming.
Definitely, he's like, he's Dad James, otherwise I'd probably eat him, mate.
Fat flubberbot.
He's my Ballon d'Or winner.
Harry Kane.
Oh, he's quit.
He don't fucking want it, he's gone.
Hendo still at Liverpool.
Gigi.
getting when he's losing, getting when he's losing and calling him cute, oh my god, Ed
on Mars, Ed on Mars if that happens, fucking funny.
Go on Paz, yeah Paz, so what's happened there mate is when you do that you're meant to
click gift anonymous, so I've actually just watched you gift a sub to ginger knob
And I know it's you, Paz.
To normal, you click gift and all of a sudden, I'm like,
yeah, it's all right, listen to me, you'll learn.
You've tried to join in, I mean, you've been caught
on you guys to pay the consequences now.
Sorry, I don't know where you'll get it, mate.
Right, yeah.
Thank you so much for today's stream. I appreciate you, man. Honestly. Thank you so so fucking you pass. You've done it again
You dick Ryan give it a 37 mate. Thank you, brother. Hey Jack. Thank you so much, man
I appreciate you all. Honestly, you are a fucking unbelievable community. I fucking love you all as per usual
All right, I will send you over to who can we send you over to?
Well, you've got pie to choose from
Aziz on, Cameron's on, right, chat, I'll send you over to pie if you want to go watch someone
else go show them some love alright but chat thank you so so fucking much I appreciate
you a lot honestly you're a fucking legend thank you so much my absolute fucking goats
Love you all chat everyone call Pie of you, but thank you very much
Thank you, thank you very very much
James thank you chat. Thank you so fucking much. I will see you all
Maybe tomorrow if not tomorrow, I will see you all Sunday. All right chat. Love you all good night gone
bless sleep tight. I'll see you all tomorrow if not Sunday. Love you all chat. Have a
good one. Peace out.